1 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:16,049 Whoa! 2 00:00:16,082 --> 00:00:17,484 Parker! I'm not filming yet. 3 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:19,986 Could you just wait a minute? 4 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,455 - Okay. - You said that was the last one. 5 00:00:22,489 --> 00:00:24,457 Okay, we'll make it really quick this time. 6 00:00:24,491 --> 00:00:27,861 This is the third video today. I missed soccer practice. 7 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:30,663 Okay. Look, you do this once more, 8 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:33,633 and I promise you that I will buy you a brand new Neymar jersey. 9 00:00:33,666 --> 00:00:35,168 - Okay? - I'm a Mbappe fan. 10 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:38,772 Okay. Now when you open the box I need you to get really excited, 11 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:42,275 like, like at Christmas time when Grandma buys you something that you don't like. 12 00:00:42,308 --> 00:00:45,378 Okay. Here we go. And... action! 13 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:47,747 So, Parker, what have you got there? 14 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:51,317 It's... It's a box, but... I don't know what's in it. 15 00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:53,787 Well, open it, silly. 16 00:00:54,921 --> 00:00:57,323 - Whoa! - We got a mystery package today, 17 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:59,926 which we're really excited about. 18 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:04,631 It's the first official package that we've been sent, which is a big deal. 19 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:07,767 We're really starting to get noticed, huh, Parker? 20 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:16,142 Whoa! Seriously. Mom, I got a tablet! 21 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:17,944 Oh, my God! What? 22 00:01:17,977 --> 00:01:19,612 I got a tablet! 23 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:20,747 Oh, my gosh. Wow. 24 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:23,883 Okay. Um... How? Oh... 25 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,019 - Let me try. - Can you turn it on? 26 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:30,924 This tablet is your official life-changing invitation 27 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:33,593 to the SoShal Mansion. 28 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:39,099 As a social media expert, I built my empire with the Look Loop platform. 29 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:41,901 And now, I wanna help you do the same. 30 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:46,406 Compete with five other influencers in brand-building competitions 31 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:49,275 designed to bulk up audience engagement. 32 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:52,212 And, as I use my period's blood 33 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:58,218 to nourish this plant, which in turn cleanses the air that we all breathe, 34 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:01,354 I reflect on our interconnectedness, 35 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:05,492 which is something that no amount of money can buy. 36 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,229 All right... 37 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:13,533 So, today's look is called "Fool's Gold", 38 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:17,570 cuz this fool is going for gold at the SoShal Mansion, baby. 39 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:20,240 Follow, like, and subscribe, bitch. 40 00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:26,212 So this social media expert reaches out to me and he was like, 41 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:29,249 "I'd love to leverage your expertise." 42 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:31,317 He keeps giving me his pitch. Blah, blah, blah. 43 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:35,221 And I'm like, baby, the best Ax$el is a grease Ax$el. 44 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,590 Ax$el Mega is your boy. 45 00:02:39,058 --> 00:02:42,795 Ladies, weights won't bulk you up. They'll build you up. 46 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:46,332 Tell your friends to follow me and do all the things 47 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:48,935 that help me to help more of you. 48 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:50,970 No reps, no respect. 49 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:56,910 [Sofia] Leave your personal devices behind and use only your gifted tablets. 50 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:59,345 [phone] I'm not enough screen for you anymore? 51 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:02,582 - Wow. - [Phone] You said size didn't matter! 52 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:04,417 It doesn't matter. 53 00:03:04,817 --> 00:03:06,252 It does. 54 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:09,923 - [phone] What does it have that I don't? - Better resolution. 55 00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:11,858 [Sofia] It'll take all your blood... 56 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:15,595 I am the plant, and you are the pulsing bloodline. 57 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:16,496 Sweat... 58 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:17,931 I'm pumped to win this thing. 59 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:19,032 And tears. 60 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:21,467 Girl! I'm so excited I could cry. 61 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:24,671 Whoever gains the most followers, wins. 62 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:27,574 You go out into the world and you find your light, baby. 63 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:31,377 And leaves here with $1 for every new follower. 64 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:33,780 You wanna make money? You came to the right guy. 65 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:39,819 Spots are limited. You are not. All you have to do is show up. 66 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,325 - Whoa. - Parker, get the suitcase. 67 00:04:19,525 --> 00:04:23,062 Hey, it's your boy Ax$el coming at you from the SoShal Mansion. 68 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,765 And here's some of the other influencers coming up behind me, 69 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:27,900 much like they will be in the competition. 70 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:30,503 Hi, what's your name? 71 00:04:30,536 --> 00:04:33,039 Hey, hey, hey! I'm Mimi. 72 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,308 Wait, do you have service here? 73 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:37,210 It's a video. I'm gonna post it later-gator. 74 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:38,711 [Ami] Bye. 75 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:40,446 And you are? 76 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,416 Peach. Like the fruit. 77 00:04:43,816 --> 00:04:44,717 That makes sense. 78 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:47,186 Yo, what's up, buddy? I'm Kyle. Hey, guys. 79 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:49,656 I look forward to crushing your boy out the competition. 80 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:51,524 I'm just joshing, bro. What's your name? 81 00:04:51,557 --> 00:04:54,060 Enchanté! Ax$el Mega. 82 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:55,795 And you are? 83 00:04:55,828 --> 00:05:00,066 Gaia! Oh, my gosh. Hi! I'm Julie. This is my son, Parker. 84 00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:03,169 Parker, tell Gaia how much we love her guided meditations. 85 00:05:03,202 --> 00:05:05,071 She makes me do them before bed. 86 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:07,373 Oh, well, that's... 87 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:09,242 - I'm sorry, he's just tired. - Wonderful. 88 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:11,077 It's been such a long trip. 89 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:12,578 Ax$el! Hi! 90 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:16,049 I love your content on growth, through real estate investment. 91 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:19,319 I feel like we could learn so much about branding from you. 92 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:20,586 Hi, Brandy. 93 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:21,521 What's your name, little guy? 94 00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:22,889 - Hey. - This is Parker, 95 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:26,993 and he unboxes gifts and he showcases his shopping hauls. 96 00:05:27,026 --> 00:05:29,462 Say, Parker, how old are you? Twenty? Twenty-five? 97 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:31,397 - No, I'm... - He's ten. 98 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:32,999 Say hi to his followers. 99 00:05:33,032 --> 00:05:33,866 Hi, I'm Parker. 100 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:36,469 Hey! Are you ready to grab 'em by the p 101 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:39,272 - by, by the... by the pigtails? - Yeah, you bet. 102 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:40,540 All right. 103 00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:44,043 Isn't he cool? What a cool guy. 104 00:05:45,311 --> 00:05:48,581 Oh, don't forget to follow Parker, and subscribe! 105 00:05:48,981 --> 00:05:52,385 Sweetie, it's branding. We just spoke about it. 106 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:59,992 With respect, I would downward your dog any day. 107 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,260 Namaste. 108 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:03,563 [Julie] Thanks, so much. You're such a gentleman. 109 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:11,404 Oh, my God! Mimi? Girl, I love your posts. 110 00:06:11,437 --> 00:06:13,673 They make me piss myself laughing. 111 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:16,309 Well, thanks and "pee's" d to meet you! 112 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:21,981 Mimi is my character. I'm Ami. And you're @PrettylnPeachMUA, right? 113 00:06:22,014 --> 00:06:23,082 Stop it. Stop it. 114 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:26,352 Your contour lessons changed the game for me. 115 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,688 - Oh, stop. - Helped me carve out a chin. 116 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:32,358 It's so crazy seeing you in real life. Like, you're a real person? 117 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,659 Of course I am. 118 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:36,763 Jai Bhagwan. I'm Gaia. 119 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,064 Selfie? 120 00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:40,133 - Come on. - Okay, yes. 121 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,602 Mm, grace. 122 00:06:46,372 --> 00:06:48,775 - Girl, she looks so familiar. - Mm. 123 00:06:49,308 --> 00:06:53,112 She went viral for using her period blood to feed her plants. 124 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:56,716 - Great. - I know. 125 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:59,852 Wait for me, coach. I'm coming. 126 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:05,525 [Peach] My God, look at this place! We're not in Kansas anymore. 127 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:08,961 Does anybody actually live here? How do they get food? 128 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,264 Well, sweetie, if you have enough money, 129 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:14,233 you can get whatever you want, even in the middle of nowhere. 130 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,735 [Kyle] And they have money. 131 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:18,070 [Axel] This dude is excelling, man. 132 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:21,941 I think it's a woman. I mean, that's what I got from watching the video. 133 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:25,545 I banged enough models to know one when I see one, Glasses. 134 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:27,113 She was clearly hired by tech bro. 135 00:07:27,146 --> 00:07:31,050 Whose name they probs gotta keep under lockdown for security reasons. 136 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:34,086 It's what you gotta do when you get to this level, bro. 137 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:39,058 [Sofia] Dear guests, it is my honor to welcome you 138 00:07:39,091 --> 00:07:40,827 to the SoShal Mansion. 139 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:46,332 Please explore the grounds, as they will soon become your tomb-home. 140 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:48,201 Soon become our what? 141 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:50,169 I think she said "home". 142 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:54,140 Make yourselves comfortable, but don't get too friendly. 143 00:07:54,173 --> 00:07:56,509 Only one person can leave here 144 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:00,513 a winner. 145 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,216 All right, let's go. 146 00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:10,656 - Come on! - Yeah. 147 00:08:17,763 --> 00:08:19,966 [Gaia] It's so empty in here. 148 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:21,701 It feels like a model home. 149 00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:24,403 Mmm. It looked better in the photos. 150 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:27,039 Girl, everything looks better in photos. 151 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:30,977 Guys, it's an influencer house. It's supposed to look curated. 152 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,579 I actually think it's really impressive. 153 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:35,882 Hell, yeah. Guys, train your mind to see 154 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:37,783 to see the good in every situation. 155 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:38,817 Yeah! 156 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:41,053 You got it. Yeah, we got it. 157 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:44,390 So, where is this chick? Is she gonna show herself, or what? 158 00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:46,459 Sounds pretty bang able. 159 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:49,061 I'm bored. Everyone here is so... 160 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:50,363 Successful? 161 00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:51,964 Old. 162 00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:53,599 Shh. 163 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:57,103 Just... Let's take a look around. Just come on. 164 00:08:58,971 --> 00:09:00,206 Hey! Yo, bro. 165 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:05,912 Listen, um, what are you thinking you wanna do about the chick situation? 166 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:07,980 Got my eye on the hippie one. 167 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:10,917 Seems like a bit of a feminist, but I could wear her down. 168 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:13,953 That leaves you with the glasses one. And, cool for you? 169 00:09:13,986 --> 00:09:18,124 I'm here to focus on the endgame, bro. I don't need the distraction. 170 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:21,460 - Fucking helps me focus, bro. - Good for you, pal. 171 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:22,795 Yeah, yeah. 172 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,707 Love! 173 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,643 Hello? 174 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:40,746 Anybody here? 175 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:47,286 A donde esta el WiFi password? 176 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:49,355 Oh. 177 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:52,992 Hey! 178 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:55,795 Peed a little. 179 00:09:55,828 --> 00:09:58,965 - Sorry. Float like a butterfly. - Mm-hm. 180 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:02,735 What's the point in being able to make videos if we can't post them? 181 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:06,572 Maybe it's only she can control what we put out there, and when? 182 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,775 - Okay, but I'm literally dying for WiFi. - I know! 183 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:12,778 - This "no service" thing stresses me out. - Yeah. 184 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:16,682 Um, do you think it's weird about the kid? 185 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:18,884 I mean, who brings a kid to a mystery mansion? 186 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:20,620 Yeah, it sucks. He's definitely gonna win. 187 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:21,921 - He's so cute. - Hate him. 188 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,055 Word. 189 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:35,835 - [Kyle] Oh, yeah. Love me some catering. - [Julie] This is incredible. 190 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,004 - Oh! - [Kyle] Super. 191 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:39,138 It's fine. 192 00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:42,174 [Julie] I love that somebody is cooking for me tonight. 193 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,243 Oh, my God, look at this. 194 00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:46,846 - [Julie] Oh my gosh! So exciting. - [Kyle] This looks good, huh? 195 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:48,881 Hey, bro. Your spot's down here. 196 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:50,149 - Cheers, bro. - Yeah, sure. 197 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:52,351 - Thank you, brother. - Take your hat off. 198 00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:58,858 - [Axel] This is nice, huh? - [Gaia] Hmm. 199 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:02,328 Ooh, it smells like truffle oil. 200 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:03,863 Oh, yeah? 201 00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:07,133 It's just like the stuff you make on Tuesdays. From the blue box. 202 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:11,037 It's obviously much higher quality than that. Take a... Take a bite. 203 00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:17,643 So... Where's our host? 204 00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:22,581 Anyone else curious about where this food just, like, magicked from? 205 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:25,785 A little paranoid there, huh, bro? 206 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:28,554 My mom told me not to take food from strangers. 207 00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:31,724 [Kyle] I'm pretty confident that they didn't go to all this trouble. 208 00:11:31,757 --> 00:11:33,726 Bring us here just to kill us. 209 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:35,861 At least not on the first night. 210 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:43,069 [Kyle] I tried to cheers her, and she said no. 211 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:08,060 So, how many followers you all have on Look Loop? 212 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:12,098 Parker's got 250k. He's been working really hard. Haven't you, buddy? 213 00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:15,367 - [Ami] Wow. - Nice, bro. 214 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,002 I'm at 250, also. 215 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:20,973 - Word! Same. - I am too. 216 00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:24,076 Right on. Makes sense, though, right? Keep it a fair fight. 217 00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:31,217 So, Gaia, I noticed your accent got thicker than the last time I saw you. 218 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,553 On behalf of female pleasure everywhere, -Mm? 219 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:38,791 I pray that you got thicker than the last time I saw you. 220 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,461 You two know each other? 221 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:45,131 Uh, we met once at a convention. 222 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:48,667 - We met more than once at that convention. - Briefly. 223 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:52,471 Kyle, I am a big fan of your workouts. 224 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:56,008 I used to do them almost every day after my divorce. 225 00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:59,345 Really helped keep me motivated to stay moving. 226 00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:01,714 - Good, I'm glad. I appreciate that. - Yeah. 227 00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:06,252 Uh, she didn't really do them. She mostly just watched you do them. 228 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,286 Parker! 229 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:12,024 By the way, how do you get those lines on your stomach? 230 00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:15,394 - I think he means your six-pack. - Oh. 231 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:19,999 Well, it's a lot of hard work. You gotta eat the right food. 232 00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:23,135 And, you know, I always say you can fake a lot of things, 233 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,904 but you can't fake fitness. 234 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:26,772 - So true! - You're a real fan. 235 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,941 Well, you know, no reps, no respect. 236 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,376 - Yeah. - Yeah. 237 00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:36,215 Actually, sometimes you can fake fitness. Drugs, surgery... 238 00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:39,151 I'm sure nobody here does that, though. 239 00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:46,892 And you, Gaia, what's your secret? You literally glow. 240 00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:49,795 I've always been super into wellness. 241 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,430 I quit high school and moved to India, 242 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:54,233 and absolutely soaked up everything that I could, 243 00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,802 and I brought that back to my daily life. 244 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,439 And... I guess that manifests as glow. 245 00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,074 - Wow. - Yeah. 246 00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:05,811 Gosh. Yeah. I mean, I've tried the wellness thing. 247 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,414 It's just... It's really tough as you get older. 248 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:09,949 It is. 249 00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:14,687 Especially with kids. I mean, I haven't even worn makeup in years. 250 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:17,265 No, but you're beautiful, though. You don't need makeup. 251 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:19,758 Oh, my God. You're one of those guys. 252 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:22,862 Look, Julie, I'm just gonna be honest with you. 253 00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:27,166 Um, guys kinda like chicks who look after themselves. 254 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:31,337 I mean, maybe you'd still be married if you didn't let yourself go. 255 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,842 Well... you're a prick. 256 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:41,413 Well, as the resident expert on the subject, nobody needs makeup. 257 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:45,050 It's to show the world what you see when you look at yourself. 258 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,052 You're beautiful, Julie. 259 00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:50,956 So... you see circus clown? 260 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:54,526 Do you know what it takes? 261 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,496 The balls it takes to look like this where I come from? 262 00:14:57,529 --> 00:14:59,365 - Do you? - The balls? 263 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,633 No, you don't. 264 00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:07,273 You have no idea what it means to fight just to be yourself in this world. 265 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,543 I see a warrior. 266 00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,113 To answer your question. 267 00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:21,754 Can we reset? 268 00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:22,488 - Yeah. - Yeah. 269 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:24,089 Let's take a video. 270 00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:27,893 That's a great idea. More content showing keeps our accounts growing. 271 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,496 - Yeah. - Right, sweetheart? 272 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,498 - Glasses up, gang. - All right. 273 00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:33,832 [Gaia] Woohoo. 274 00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:38,537 A toast... To our fellow inhabitants and our followers. 275 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:43,442 A life is not important except for its impact on other lives. 276 00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:45,344 Cheers to that. 277 00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:47,413 - Cheers, Ax$el, on me! - Cheers. 278 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:50,382 God, you're so young, yet so wise. 279 00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:54,153 You're also quoting Jackie Robinson. I didn't realize you were a baseball fan. 280 00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:57,256 I'm not quoting anyone. That's what I believe. 281 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,558 And so I thought it and I said it. 282 00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:01,927 - Oh, jeez. - Oh! 283 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,364 What is that sound? How do you turn it off? 284 00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:11,136 Oh, it's the legal. It's starting, guys. See, bro? I told you it was legit. 285 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,839 - It's so long. - Yeah, that's what she said. 286 00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:15,841 - Nice. - Wait, you've signed it already? 287 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:19,445 It's just the standard terms and conditions. Really don't need to read it. 288 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,680 Girl, I feel like you kinda need to read it. 289 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,450 Could you read it to us? She's got a crazy hot accent. 290 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:28,520 Trust me, it's just a bunch of liability stuff that all platforms use. 291 00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:30,155 There, done! 292 00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:34,326 - [Kyle] Let the games begin, gang. - [Ax$el] All right. 293 00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:45,771 Ami? 294 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:49,575 Oh, shit! I knew there was something in this wine. 295 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:53,045 - Mom? Mom, what's happening? - It's not the wine. 296 00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:54,813 I need some air. 297 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,148 Just connect to your breath. 298 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,783 Yeah, let's breathe outside. 299 00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:04,590 - Should we call someone? - Call who? We have no service. 300 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:15,601 Meet Mimi. 301 00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:20,672 I, um, I have these panic attacks 302 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:24,576 when, um, I haven't logged in to Look Loop in a while. 303 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,346 I just start freaking out, you know? 304 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,657 About, like, what if my followers have forgotten about me? 305 00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:33,585 Or, um, what if my follower count has gone down? 306 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:37,156 - I know, I know it sounds crazy. - No, no, no, it doesn't. 307 00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:38,557 It doesn't. I get it. 308 00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:43,429 For me, it's like, what if something happened and I missed it? 309 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:47,433 - Like a booty smack in your DMs? - Drop on in. 310 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,069 [Ami] Yeah. 311 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:52,471 I remember when this massive shooting happened in Texas. 312 00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:55,207 It was all over the news. Everybody was talking about it. 313 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,975 God bless America. 314 00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:59,378 My dad had forced me to go on this, uh 315 00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:03,749 man-making camping trip and wouldn't let me take my phone. 316 00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:06,652 So when I got back and checked my Look Loop, 317 00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:10,055 there were all these comments saying, "Why aren't you talking about this? 318 00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:13,392 Why aren't you using your platform? Don't you care?" 319 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,495 So, ever since then, I'm constantly checking, 320 00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:17,839 making sure nobody's in my comments, 321 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:20,699 trying to take me down for not posting about something. 322 00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:23,769 Yeah. 323 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:46,792 I knew it. 324 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:56,435 Is everybody okay? 325 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,037 - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 326 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,839 I just had a mo. I'm feeling better. 327 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:04,543 Well, that's great news. Cuz we just got another message on our new tabs. 328 00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:07,246 - Ooh. - Got our first challenge, people. 329 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:08,747 - [Ami] Yes! - [Peach] Yeah. 330 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,382 All right. 331 00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:13,385 "Whether it's real or fake, authenticity sells. 332 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:17,656 For this challenge, you need to show your followers who you really are. 333 00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:19,925 You'll find the greenroom stocked with props. 334 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:23,128 Let your influencer husband know when you're ready to rock." 335 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,596 - Let's fucking go. - [Julie] Yeah. 336 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,232 - [Kyle] Yeah. - What the hell's an influencer husband? 337 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,106 It's the person that records all your footage. 338 00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:31,303 It's basically like a personal photographer. 339 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,906 Oh, my God! Why they gotta make it sound so gay? 340 00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:35,707 I mean, "queer". 341 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:38,243 - Okay, let's just. - [Parker] Uh, guys... 342 00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:40,145 Oh, shit. 343 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,247 - [Julie] Oh? - [Peach] What the hell? 344 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:45,250 [Ami] So, are they the influencer husbands? 345 00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,985 Hey, are you all right, little man? 346 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,621 Yeah. There's a lady on the TV. 347 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,890 She's asking for you. 348 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,259 - [Peach] What? - [Ami] Okay. 349 00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:56,728 - Thank you. - Sure. 350 00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:03,635 What? 351 00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:11,977 - Don't ruin your makeup. - Oh! 352 00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:15,347 Wow. Jesus. 353 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,584 - Yeah, go and fuck yourself. - Oh! 354 00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:23,822 Relax, honeydew. It was a joke. 355 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,624 Mom, I don't like this. 356 00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:29,428 Sweetie, it's a game. It's meant to be fun. Don't worry. 357 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,473 Where's that lady you were talking about, little dude? 358 00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:34,433 Oh, she's... Wait, what? 359 00:20:34,466 --> 00:20:36,468 She was there a minute ago. 360 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:37,836 Okay. 361 00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:44,810 Welcome, everyone. I'm Sofia, your guide through this competition. 362 00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:46,945 Jesus, maybe she's more of a hand model. 363 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,448 Now you're all here because you are amongst 364 00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:52,918 the fastest-rising influencers in your fields. 365 00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:56,488 Gone are the days when you had 1000 followers, 366 00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:58,490 and thought you were hot shit. 367 00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:01,960 If I only had 1000 followers, I think I'd kill myself. 368 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:06,865 The ring lights have activated, which means you're now 369 00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:10,168 in your best light for your first challenge. 370 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,637 Oh, God. It's happening. 371 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:15,941 You have five minutes to grab your props from the greenroom. 372 00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:19,745 You have one minute to record your content. 373 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:26,318 Once the last influencer is finished, all your videos will be posted in unison. 374 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,157 Wait... no editing? 375 00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:34,593 We can still use a filter, right? 376 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:37,396 Whoo-hoo! Let's fucking do this. 377 00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:38,864 [Ax$el] All right, all right! 378 00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:41,700 - [Ax$el] Let's go! - Hey! One team, one dream, baby. 379 00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:44,536 You grab me some weights while I warm up. Yeah? Okay. 380 00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:47,939 So... you ready to be authentic? 381 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,075 I'm authentically gonna puke. 382 00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:52,010 My whole account is "Mimi" bits. 383 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:53,512 Why don't you just be Ami? 384 00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:55,814 Because I want people to like me? 385 00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,784 Girl... you want me to glam you? 386 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,018 Me? 387 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:02,087 You'll feel like the best version of yourself. 388 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,122 God, yes. Anything. 389 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,258 Make me worthy. 390 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:10,062 I mean, like, who even is that social media guru, right? 391 00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:13,031 If she's famous, how come none of us have heard of her? 392 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,533 Maybe she did well on Wikifeet? 393 00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:17,102 I know I've heard her voice somewhere... 394 00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:20,839 Maybe Super Soul Sundays? Perchance she was interviewed by Oprah? 395 00:22:20,872 --> 00:22:22,174 Pfft, there's no way. 396 00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:25,711 Ugh, can you please go and spittle in your own corner. 397 00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:28,313 All right, here I go. Wish me luck. 398 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,415 Hard pass. 399 00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:35,887 I used to get made fun of a lot in school. 400 00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:39,024 It was rough. I don't like to talk about it. 401 00:22:39,057 --> 00:22:40,158 But here we go. 402 00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:44,029 I was the kid eating lunch in bathroom stalls to avoid the bullies. 403 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:47,632 Girls... hated me. They called me "chicken legs". 404 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:52,604 And then I found the gym and it gave me the strength that I needed to fight back. 405 00:22:52,637 --> 00:22:55,507 And that's all that I want for all of you. 406 00:23:01,446 --> 00:23:03,949 Bro, you had like 20 seconds left. 407 00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:07,786 Oh? Yeah! No, I'd said everything I needed to say, though. 408 00:23:07,819 --> 00:23:09,821 Couldn't do any more reps, could ya? 409 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,057 - No. - Yeah, good chat. 410 00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:13,759 Asshole. 411 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:25,504 Now, I keep telling you my system works, but this is next level. 412 00:23:25,537 --> 00:23:29,174 You all know I've been asked here to help some influencers with their growth, 413 00:23:29,207 --> 00:23:30,509 but... check this out. 414 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,944 There's this huge party outside, right? 415 00:23:32,978 --> 00:23:35,847 I mean more hot chicks than I've seen in my whole life. 416 00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:39,451 I mean, I've bagged two of them, man. I've been juiced of all my sauce. 417 00:23:39,484 --> 00:23:43,255 You know what I'm saying? I've got a chick on my face. One on my... 418 00:23:43,288 --> 00:23:45,056 - Dick. - Word. 419 00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:47,492 Okay, so, I'm gonna ask you questions 420 00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:49,661 and you're gonna be really cute and funny, right? 421 00:23:49,694 --> 00:23:50,629 Yeah. 422 00:23:50,662 --> 00:23:53,698 And the purpose of today's challenge is to be? 423 00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:54,800 Real? 424 00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:58,837 Parker, I need you to stop answering with a question. 425 00:23:58,870 --> 00:23:59,137 You know this. 426 00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:00,705 Real. 427 00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:03,642 You don't wanna disappoint the nice lady who bought you here, do you? 428 00:24:03,675 --> 00:24:05,744 She didn't seem that nice. 429 00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:08,046 Let's go, okay? 430 00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:10,215 Man, that's bullshit. I ran out of time. 431 00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:12,250 Hey, watch your mouth... the kid. 432 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,219 Oh, oh, oh. Oh shit. 433 00:24:15,887 --> 00:24:19,124 You know, you'd probably have a lot more followers if you led with this. 434 00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:23,295 And did you know there's a 30% increase in follower retention rate 435 00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:25,263 for chicks with fake tiddies. 436 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,499 Something to think about, sweet cheeks. 437 00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:32,170 - I actively hate that guy. - Same. 438 00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:35,841 It's not that I don't trust you. It's just, I trust myself more, so. 439 00:24:35,874 --> 00:24:37,075 I'm just... Oh! 440 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:39,210 Right. 441 00:24:39,878 --> 00:24:41,012 Lighten up, Jules. 442 00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:44,249 I'm sure you'll do great. 443 00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:47,886 Say hi to your Parkies. 444 00:24:47,919 --> 00:24:49,054 Hi, Parkies. 445 00:24:49,087 --> 00:24:51,690 And tell your friends what you're gonna be doing today. 446 00:24:51,723 --> 00:24:53,758 We're telling the truth? 447 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:57,262 Oh, I mean, we're telling the truth. 448 00:24:57,295 --> 00:24:58,830 Hm. 449 00:24:58,864 --> 00:25:02,267 And what's one thing that would surprise everyone to know about you? 450 00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:10,942 Parker. 451 00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:13,311 I don't wanna say it. 452 00:25:15,547 --> 00:25:19,351 Parker... you can say anything to your fans. 453 00:25:19,384 --> 00:25:21,019 They'll support you. 454 00:25:23,889 --> 00:25:25,790 But you're gonna be mad. 455 00:25:28,393 --> 00:25:29,661 Sweetie... 456 00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:32,631 I would never be mad at you for telling the truth. 457 00:25:38,169 --> 00:25:41,673 Say something... Now. 458 00:25:44,843 --> 00:25:47,078 Uh, I don't wanna be here. 459 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:50,582 Wait, what? Uh... 460 00:25:50,615 --> 00:25:51,983 In this house? 461 00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:54,419 - No, no. - It's a really, really cool house. 462 00:25:54,452 --> 00:25:57,222 No. No, I mean... 463 00:25:57,255 --> 00:25:59,124 An influencer person. 464 00:26:01,159 --> 00:26:02,727 What? 465 00:26:02,761 --> 00:26:06,631 I told you I wanna play for the soccer team, but I missed the try-outs 466 00:26:06,665 --> 00:26:08,700 - because you made me record videos. - Oh, my God. 467 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:11,870 Parker, I get that you feel that way right now, 468 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:15,307 but you'll thank me when you see how many doors this opens for you. 469 00:26:16,508 --> 00:26:20,879 No! No, that doesn't count. Delete that. 470 00:26:23,281 --> 00:26:24,649 Why would you say that? 471 00:26:24,683 --> 00:26:26,918 You said to tell the truth. 472 00:26:27,385 --> 00:26:30,088 We need to talk. Right now. 473 00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:36,394 - The mum spills bad vibes. - [Ax$el] Yeah. 474 00:26:39,731 --> 00:26:42,367 What do you think happens to you when you get older? 475 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:46,204 Your voice changes. You start sprouting pubescent hair on your upper lip. 476 00:26:46,237 --> 00:26:48,773 We learned about it in health class, but I didn't really... 477 00:26:48,807 --> 00:26:51,343 All the people that follow us... they go away. 478 00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:56,047 They find a younger, cuter kid. And all of this is over. 479 00:26:56,915 --> 00:27:01,086 This was our last chance. And you just fucking blew it. 480 00:27:10,528 --> 00:27:11,830 Siuuu. 481 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,133 We've done it, y'all. 482 00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:16,468 [Ax$el] Oh, yeah baby! 483 00:27:16,501 --> 00:27:19,037 First challenge done, dusted, and posted. 484 00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:23,475 Did I sound calm enough, though? I feel I was talking too fast. 485 00:27:23,508 --> 00:27:26,611 Yeah? I feel great. I feel like I really connected with people. 486 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:27,812 Sure you did, guy. 487 00:27:27,846 --> 00:27:30,348 Maybe it was a bad idea not to do Mimi? 488 00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:33,818 I mean, there's already so many pretty girl accounts out there. 489 00:27:33,852 --> 00:27:36,054 - Oh, Ami... - Shit! Fuck. 490 00:27:36,554 --> 00:27:37,989 Oh, Jesus! 491 00:27:38,023 --> 00:27:40,825 - Not the face. - Sorry. 492 00:27:42,293 --> 00:27:45,263 You can get this back when you start taking things seriously. 493 00:27:46,631 --> 00:27:50,535 Excuse me, um, if it's posted can we just go see our comments? 494 00:27:50,935 --> 00:27:53,238 I just wanna see what's going on. 495 00:27:55,573 --> 00:27:57,142 Yes! 496 00:27:57,809 --> 00:27:59,687 - [Ax$el] Yeah! Show time. - [Kyle] Yeah, let's go. 497 00:27:59,711 --> 00:28:01,413 - [Kyle] Yeah, let's do it. - All right. 498 00:28:08,053 --> 00:28:10,155 Uh, guys. 499 00:28:10,555 --> 00:28:12,691 Look at these numbers! 500 00:28:12,724 --> 00:28:14,859 Do you see this shit! 501 00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:20,765 Holy mackerel. Four thousand new followers! Oh, my God. 502 00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:25,136 "He's the cutest. I love that he feels like he can be honest with his mom! 503 00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:27,972 "I'd watch him play soccer!" That's my baby! 504 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:34,079 Aren't you concerned at all about... edophiles-pay? 505 00:28:34,112 --> 00:28:35,847 Pedophiles. 506 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,750 Oh, don't be jealous, Gaia. It's just a game. 507 00:28:39,517 --> 00:28:40,952 How'd you do, coach? 508 00:28:40,985 --> 00:28:45,256 Oh, yeah. Great, great, yeah. Good comments. They, uh... 509 00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:48,059 Wait, is your follower account decreasing? 510 00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:52,030 [Peach] All right. That is bullshit. 511 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:55,266 Fourth? Do you know what? It's okay. It ain't over 'til it's over. 512 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:57,669 What the fuck? I'm only third. Come on! 513 00:28:57,702 --> 00:28:59,337 There's always room for growth, right? 514 00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:01,673 Have you tried fake tiddies? 515 00:29:01,706 --> 00:29:08,613 [Sofia] The analytics are in and the winner is clear! Congratulations Parker! 516 00:29:08,646 --> 00:29:09,748 What does he win? 517 00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:11,449 [Sofia] Well, he's still in the game. 518 00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:13,885 And I think you will find that will become 519 00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:16,321 very important in a moment. 520 00:29:16,354 --> 00:29:19,057 Here you go. You go play until the next round. 521 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,759 You can't win them all. 522 00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:22,594 [Sofia] Kyle, as our loser, 523 00:29:22,627 --> 00:29:26,631 please let your hubby guide you to a second location, 524 00:29:26,664 --> 00:29:29,801 where you will record your exit video. 525 00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:33,271 Oh, what? It's been, like, three minutes. You can't judge me based on that. 526 00:29:33,304 --> 00:29:36,040 Actually, the first three minutes of a post's existence 527 00:29:36,074 --> 00:29:38,543 are indicative of its lifetime performance. 528 00:29:38,576 --> 00:29:40,178 She's so wise. 529 00:29:40,211 --> 00:29:45,016 Train your mind to see the good in every situation. 530 00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:49,654 Dude, obviously they were gonna let the kid win. It's fucking bullshit, dude. 531 00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:53,324 A treadmill, bro? Cardio's not my brand, but whatever. 532 00:29:53,358 --> 00:29:57,962 [Sofia] Kyle, we hope you have enjoyed your time at the SoShal Mansion. 533 00:29:57,996 --> 00:29:59,130 Yeah, whatever. 534 00:29:59,164 --> 00:30:02,901 [Sofia] You still matter. Just not enough. 535 00:30:02,934 --> 00:30:05,937 Please record your exit video for your followers. 536 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:07,739 Hey, Pump Power family, 537 00:30:07,772 --> 00:30:11,276 - unfortunately, I've been eliminated... - I wish he'd take his shirt off for this. 538 00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:14,479 Oh, my God. I would smear that on a cracker. 539 00:30:14,512 --> 00:30:15,680 Uh-huh. 540 00:30:15,713 --> 00:30:16,714 Nah. 541 00:30:16,748 --> 00:30:18,983 No reps, no respect. 542 00:30:21,119 --> 00:30:22,921 Okay, I can get off now, bro. 543 00:30:22,954 --> 00:30:25,690 [Sofia] Not so fast... 544 00:30:25,723 --> 00:30:27,559 Release the Kraken. 545 00:30:27,592 --> 00:30:29,060 [Kyle] Huh? What are you doing? 546 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:33,731 [electronic voice] " This dude was the most popular guy in our school." 547 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:36,201 "No one made fun of him." 548 00:30:36,234 --> 00:30:38,937 "But we literally had an orgy with Kyle in the science..." 549 00:30:38,970 --> 00:30:40,905 Are they blasting his negative comments? 550 00:30:40,939 --> 00:30:43,675 That is my own personal hell. 551 00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:46,477 - Girl, I never read the comments. - Hm. 552 00:30:48,546 --> 00:30:50,515 Bro, what are you doing, buddy? 553 00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:53,618 Try slowing it down. Don't speed it up. 554 00:30:53,651 --> 00:30:55,453 Hey! Hey, buddy! 555 00:30:55,486 --> 00:30:57,155 What are you doing, bro? 556 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:02,627 Treadmill fail. Treadmill fail, huh! 557 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:05,630 [electronic voice] " His diet plan gave me an eating disorder." 558 00:31:05,663 --> 00:31:09,467 [Ax$el] Treadmill fail! Treadmill fail! 559 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:11,669 - Oh, my God. - Whoops. 560 00:31:12,503 --> 00:31:14,672 Are those... real spikes? 561 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:19,777 Dude! What the fuck. Guys! Guys, I don't fucking run this fast. 562 00:31:19,811 --> 00:31:21,145 I'm not a cardio guy. 563 00:31:21,179 --> 00:31:23,481 - Please! Let me off! - Press the off button! 564 00:31:23,514 --> 00:31:26,084 It's fucking disabled! 565 00:31:26,918 --> 00:31:28,419 Guys! Help me, Ami! 566 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,856 I can't run this fucking... Fuck. Guys, please! 567 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:32,957 What's going on? 568 00:31:32,991 --> 00:31:35,994 Oh, God! Guys, help! 569 00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:46,237 [Ax$el] Oh, God! 570 00:31:47,705 --> 00:31:50,275 [electronic voice] "More like a big fail influencer." 571 00:31:50,308 --> 00:31:52,176 "Unfollow." 572 00:31:53,978 --> 00:31:56,648 What the holy shit? 573 00:31:57,949 --> 00:32:00,285 Where the fuck did she go? 574 00:32:00,685 --> 00:32:03,021 Okay. Okay, maybe it's a prank. 575 00:32:03,054 --> 00:32:05,490 - Right? Right? It could be all for show. - No, no, no. 576 00:32:05,523 --> 00:32:06,925 That shit was real. 577 00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:09,527 All right. Everyone stay calm. Let's not forget to breathe. 578 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:14,165 You joking! We just saw a guy get killed right in front of us. 579 00:32:14,198 --> 00:32:18,469 So this was the plan? To kill us all off? 580 00:32:19,203 --> 00:32:21,139 [Peach] Oh, my God. 581 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,175 Well, not... Not all of us. 582 00:32:26,744 --> 00:32:28,746 Only one person can leave here 583 00:32:30,748 --> 00:32:32,083 a winner. 584 00:32:33,418 --> 00:32:34,452 Yes... 585 00:32:34,485 --> 00:32:37,088 Parker! Shouldn't you go find your kid? 586 00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:39,390 - Fuck, yes! - Uh, meet us at the front door. 587 00:32:39,424 --> 00:32:41,392 - Let's get the fuck outta here. - Let's go. 588 00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:44,562 [Ax$el] Let's get the fuck outta here. 589 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,433 Parker! 590 00:32:50,368 --> 00:32:51,703 Parker! 591 00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:56,207 Parker? 592 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:00,311 Parker? 593 00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:03,247 Parker! 594 00:33:14,025 --> 00:33:16,327 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 595 00:33:16,928 --> 00:33:18,663 You're acting weird. 596 00:33:20,198 --> 00:33:23,534 Are you still mad at me for not wanting to be an influencer? 597 00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:24,802 No. 598 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:29,040 I mean, it's still something that we can talk about. 599 00:33:29,807 --> 00:33:32,110 But, no, I'm not mad at you. 600 00:33:33,378 --> 00:33:36,214 Um. Does... 601 00:33:37,048 --> 00:33:39,083 Does that me we could leave? 602 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,124 [Peach] Shit. 603 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,192 They're not gonna let us go. 604 00:33:48,226 --> 00:33:51,029 [Gaia] Of course they're not gonna fucking let us go. 605 00:33:51,062 --> 00:33:53,231 What a stupid thing to say. 606 00:33:53,264 --> 00:33:56,768 We're in the middle of nowhere. No service, no phones. 607 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,808 It's now or we'll never see the light of day again. 608 00:34:05,843 --> 00:34:07,645 All right, let's do this. 609 00:34:08,513 --> 00:34:09,580 Okay. 610 00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:17,855 [Ami] Wait! 611 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:22,160 What happens if we leave here? 612 00:34:25,096 --> 00:34:26,664 What? 613 00:34:26,697 --> 00:34:31,169 I mean, they have access to our accounts, right? 614 00:34:32,937 --> 00:34:35,273 What happens to those? 615 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:42,647 Oh, my God. 616 00:34:43,848 --> 00:34:46,217 She'll delete them. 617 00:34:56,627 --> 00:34:58,296 Mom... 618 00:34:58,329 --> 00:35:01,365 I... I said, does that mean we can leave? 619 00:35:04,001 --> 00:35:05,403 Mom. 620 00:35:11,409 --> 00:35:12,577 Mom? 621 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,215 Not yet. 622 00:35:17,882 --> 00:35:19,283 Not yet. 623 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:21,953 Okay. 624 00:35:22,587 --> 00:35:25,990 Baby, I'm gonna need you to put on your game face, okay? 625 00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:31,496 Because you have... no idea how important this is. 626 00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:36,534 If you can do that for me, just... Just one more time. 627 00:35:39,403 --> 00:35:42,573 Okay, Mom. One last time. 628 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,376 - One last time. - Okay! 629 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:57,889 He's fine. He's kicking his ball around. He has no idea what's going on. 630 00:35:58,756 --> 00:36:02,293 And I don't wanna scare him until we come up with a plan. 631 00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:06,831 So, in summary, if we stay and play, 632 00:36:06,864 --> 00:36:08,366 one of us gets to live. 633 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:13,638 But the rest of us die. And if we leave, they delete our accounts. 634 00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:15,740 But we have the chance of making it! 635 00:36:15,773 --> 00:36:17,975 And risk dying of thirst on the way back. 636 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,177 Tough call. 637 00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:22,680 Speaking of thirst, I need a fucking drink. 638 00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:25,750 Me too. 639 00:36:30,721 --> 00:36:31,822 Guys... 640 00:36:38,629 --> 00:36:40,631 So this was a trap all along. 641 00:36:40,665 --> 00:36:41,766 Oh, poor Kyle. 642 00:36:41,799 --> 00:36:44,535 Let's come up with a plan before it's poor all of us. 643 00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:46,480 [Gaia] We've already established that we can't leave. 644 00:36:46,504 --> 00:36:48,773 Well, let's think about what we can do. 645 00:36:51,108 --> 00:36:52,643 We can play. 646 00:36:54,178 --> 00:36:55,846 I meant what I said earlier. 647 00:36:56,247 --> 00:37:00,718 If I only had 1000 followers again, I... I really think I would kill myself. 648 00:37:00,751 --> 00:37:02,253 Promise? 649 00:37:02,286 --> 00:37:04,755 - I know you feel the same way. - No, she doesn't. 650 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:10,528 Right? 651 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:15,499 Well... 652 00:37:15,533 --> 00:37:18,569 Are you telling me, a stranger dropping LMAO and a laugh emoji 653 00:37:18,603 --> 00:37:21,672 in your comments section is worth dying for? 654 00:37:24,141 --> 00:37:29,146 I'm telling you that it fixes that broken part of me just long enough 655 00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:31,515 that I don't jump off a fucking cliff. 656 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,819 So I guess... 657 00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:38,489 Yes. 658 00:37:40,458 --> 00:37:42,660 [Ax$el] Yeah? Why not? 659 00:37:42,693 --> 00:37:46,597 Those are real people behind those little floaty likes. 660 00:37:46,631 --> 00:37:49,166 You'd be a fucking liar to say it don't tickle your balls 661 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,837 - to have that many people pay attention. - I don't need attention that bad. 662 00:37:52,870 --> 00:37:55,706 Oh, yeah? Sure, right! You're a real fucking wallflower. 663 00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:59,610 All right, fine. I don't fucking hate it, but it's not my reason to live. 664 00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:01,812 Earth, Wind and Fire, you fucking back me up here. 665 00:38:01,846 --> 00:38:05,449 I worked for the biggest marketing firm in America. 666 00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:07,952 I was an intern for 80 hours a week. 667 00:38:07,985 --> 00:38:08,986 See! 668 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:10,721 I earned minimum wage. 669 00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:13,457 And while my bosses got rich off my ideas, 670 00:38:13,491 --> 00:38:16,527 I barely survived off 50 cent ramen packages 671 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,329 and no-name brand SSRIs. 672 00:38:18,362 --> 00:38:22,700 - Well, you can get a different job. - She can't. She's got no other skills. 673 00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:25,603 - She's a yoga guru. - Oh, please! 674 00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:28,406 She couldn't tell her spleen from her asshole. 675 00:38:29,106 --> 00:38:30,741 Have you even been to India? 676 00:38:30,775 --> 00:38:34,679 Oh, fuck you, Julie! You bank off your kid being cute, but you know what? 677 00:38:34,712 --> 00:38:37,248 Puberty's a bitch and time's ticking. 678 00:38:38,182 --> 00:38:43,621 Are you willing to give your kid up as collateral for a bit of fame, Julie? 679 00:38:44,789 --> 00:38:48,926 Forbes ranks Ryan Kaji as one of the highest-paid stars in the world. 680 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,729 He started as an unboxing kid, just like Parker. 681 00:38:51,762 --> 00:38:55,032 Wow! Was he also offered an all-expenses-paid trip to a murder house? 682 00:38:55,733 --> 00:38:57,635 I like our odds. 683 00:39:04,308 --> 00:39:07,545 You can go... I'm staying. 684 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,781 You're serious? 685 00:39:11,849 --> 00:39:13,484 As a panic attack. 686 00:39:14,785 --> 00:39:16,420 [Ax$el] Peach, get off your high horse. 687 00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:20,858 You keep saying we're crazy for staying, but I don't see you trying to leave. 688 00:39:24,395 --> 00:39:27,064 All right. Game on. 689 00:39:31,802 --> 00:39:35,072 [Sofia] Oh, dear! One of you has been misbehaving. 690 00:39:35,106 --> 00:39:40,578 I thought we had thoroughly screened all of you for potential misconduct, 691 00:39:40,611 --> 00:39:44,615 but it appears we have let one through the cracks. 692 00:39:44,648 --> 00:39:48,819 One of you has inflated your profile 693 00:39:48,853 --> 00:39:50,421 with bots! 694 00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:54,024 What? Don't look at me. 695 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:56,794 [Sofia] As per the terms of your agreement, 696 00:39:56,827 --> 00:40:01,499 a bot discovery results in an automatic elimination. 697 00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:03,033 Don't you touch him. 698 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,936 Please... Please it's not his fault. 699 00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:08,739 I'm the one... I'm the one that bought him the fake followers. 700 00:40:08,773 --> 00:40:11,142 - It's not his fault. - [Parker] Mommy! 701 00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:14,145 - Oh, my God! - [Parker] Mommy! 702 00:40:15,146 --> 00:40:16,881 Parker! Nooo! 703 00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:21,118 No! No, stop! 704 00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:23,120 Get away from him! 705 00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:25,189 No! 706 00:40:25,222 --> 00:40:27,191 No! Nooo! 707 00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:29,693 Stop! 708 00:40:31,295 --> 00:40:36,867 [Sofia] Parker! I'm so sorry to see you go, sweet boy. 709 00:40:36,901 --> 00:40:40,237 You still matter. Just not enough. 710 00:40:40,671 --> 00:40:45,376 If only we had a second unboxing kid to unbox the first one. 711 00:40:45,409 --> 00:40:47,611 Who do you think that's for? 712 00:40:47,645 --> 00:40:52,516 Julie, as part of Parker's team, you too have been 713 00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:53,751 eliminated. 714 00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:55,853 - [Julie] No! - Makes sense to me. 715 00:40:57,221 --> 00:41:00,558 No! No! No! No! 716 00:41:00,858 --> 00:41:01,959 No! 717 00:41:01,992 --> 00:41:05,095 [Sofia] But, lucky for you, I found a loophole. 718 00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:09,700 Parker's account got so many real followers after his post, 719 00:41:09,733 --> 00:41:12,303 that I decided to offer you the chance 720 00:41:12,336 --> 00:41:14,438 to be the creator on his account. 721 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:17,308 Let's face it. You were always the mastermind 722 00:41:17,341 --> 00:41:19,743 behind his image, anyway. 723 00:41:19,777 --> 00:41:21,912 So, what's it gonna be, Julie? 724 00:41:21,946 --> 00:41:26,283 Join your son Parker, or stay and play? 725 00:41:28,118 --> 00:41:29,286 Time's up. 726 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:33,891 No! No! No! No! 727 00:41:33,924 --> 00:41:38,062 I'll play, I'll play, I'll play, I'll play. 728 00:41:38,095 --> 00:41:39,797 [Sofia] Good choice. 729 00:42:01,952 --> 00:42:05,155 I'm gonna take care of this bitch once and for all. 730 00:42:06,757 --> 00:42:09,260 Hey! Show yourself! 731 00:42:10,427 --> 00:42:12,997 Please? Your ladyship ma'am. 732 00:42:13,764 --> 00:42:16,066 Oh, this should be good. 733 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:19,503 Okay. Look... Listen, um... 734 00:42:20,337 --> 00:42:25,843 You're a business woman, and... as a business man I appreciate you. 735 00:42:25,876 --> 00:42:30,114 And from one business man to another business m-pers... Uh, lady, 736 00:42:30,514 --> 00:42:31,849 I, um... 737 00:42:32,783 --> 00:42:36,220 I think... respectfully, of course, I... 738 00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:40,457 I think you're wrong about wanting to keep Julie, you know? 739 00:42:40,491 --> 00:42:44,094 I just don't think it's what his target market wants to see. 740 00:42:44,128 --> 00:42:47,565 And you've got four remaining players who are, like, super competitive. 741 00:42:47,598 --> 00:42:51,335 So I don't think we need to dilute the pot with the mom, you know? 742 00:42:51,368 --> 00:42:52,703 I mean, I... 743 00:42:52,736 --> 00:42:55,506 That's what I think about what you did to that poor kid. 744 00:42:55,539 --> 00:42:57,808 I mean, children are the fucking future, man! 745 00:42:57,841 --> 00:42:59,276 What... 746 00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:03,247 [Sofia] Time for our next challenge. 747 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,716 It's the holy grail 748 00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:08,319 brand partnerships. 749 00:43:11,722 --> 00:43:13,257 [Ami] Where are they? 750 00:43:13,290 --> 00:43:15,993 - What? - My pills. My pills. 751 00:43:17,061 --> 00:43:18,295 My pills! 752 00:43:18,729 --> 00:43:21,231 [Sofia] Now we're upping the ante... 753 00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:24,435 This challenge is live. 754 00:43:24,468 --> 00:43:26,971 As soon as your ring light turns on, 755 00:43:27,004 --> 00:43:31,976 you have one minute to sell, sell, sell. 756 00:43:33,577 --> 00:43:34,612 Now... 757 00:43:34,645 --> 00:43:38,282 Who looks ready? 758 00:43:38,315 --> 00:43:39,950 Ami... 759 00:43:39,984 --> 00:43:41,285 You're up. 760 00:43:41,819 --> 00:43:46,290 - Why me? No, I... I'm not... - Ami! Ami, Ami, Ami, stay calm. 761 00:43:47,157 --> 00:43:50,661 Hey, you sell that piece of shit like your life depends on it, right? 762 00:43:50,694 --> 00:43:52,396 You got this. You got this. 763 00:43:52,429 --> 00:43:55,899 [Sofia] In three, two, one... 764 00:43:57,568 --> 00:43:59,770 Um, hi guys. 765 00:44:00,771 --> 00:44:05,476 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm here. I'm just... 766 00:44:05,943 --> 00:44:09,913 Let me introduce you to my new friend. 767 00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:11,448 Uh... 768 00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:14,184 Hi! My name is, 769 00:44:14,218 --> 00:44:16,320 uh, Sofia. 770 00:44:16,854 --> 00:44:21,492 And... if you don't buy me, I'm gonna kill Ami. 771 00:44:21,525 --> 00:44:25,729 Oh, please don't! I'll buy ten of you! 772 00:44:25,763 --> 00:44:28,832 And so will you, right guys? 773 00:44:31,535 --> 00:44:34,104 Oh! No, no, no. 774 00:44:34,138 --> 00:44:37,041 I'm still funny. I'm still funny. I... 775 00:44:37,074 --> 00:44:39,677 I'm just in this competition, and, um... 776 00:44:39,710 --> 00:44:41,245 Um... 777 00:44:43,447 --> 00:44:46,183 Look, here's the deal. Okay? 778 00:44:46,650 --> 00:44:48,886 I... I promise. 779 00:44:48,919 --> 00:44:52,423 I promise to go back to Mimi if you promise to follow me. 780 00:44:52,456 --> 00:44:56,727 I'll do whatever you want. If you leave, I die, okay? 781 00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,962 She's killing us. 782 00:45:01,265 --> 00:45:04,435 No! No, I'm not. I'm not a scream queen. 783 00:45:04,468 --> 00:45:06,070 This is real, I swear. 784 00:45:06,103 --> 00:45:08,739 - Ami! - She fucking killed a kid. 785 00:45:08,772 --> 00:45:11,108 And she'll kill me too if you don't... 786 00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:19,016 Holy fucking shit, man! 787 00:45:19,049 --> 00:45:21,285 Om sarve bhavantu sukhinah sarve santu... 788 00:45:23,153 --> 00:45:25,422 [Sofia] As per the terms of your agreement, 789 00:45:25,456 --> 00:45:30,294 your participation here is bound by a non-disclosure clause. 790 00:45:31,829 --> 00:45:33,464 In other words... 791 00:45:33,497 --> 00:45:35,466 Snitches get stitches. 792 00:45:43,507 --> 00:45:45,909 You fucker, you... 793 00:45:46,443 --> 00:45:49,780 - You fucked with her pills. - What are you paranoiding about? 794 00:45:49,813 --> 00:45:52,015 - You fucked with her pills. - Get off my face, man! 795 00:45:52,049 --> 00:45:57,621 [Sofia] Julie! You're our next contestant on the Price is Yikes. 796 00:45:58,288 --> 00:46:03,927 And let's hide those comments, shall we? Ami says they're a distraction. 797 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:07,264 Um... 798 00:46:08,198 --> 00:46:12,469 I'm... I'm so... I'm so sorry, Parker. 799 00:46:15,539 --> 00:46:20,244 I... I knew that you didn't want to be an influencer. 800 00:46:20,911 --> 00:46:24,882 I did what I thought was right for you. 801 00:46:26,049 --> 00:46:30,020 But it was what was right for me and I was so wrong. 802 00:46:32,389 --> 00:46:34,391 And it's too late. 803 00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:43,300 It's too late 804 00:46:43,333 --> 00:46:47,471 because you can never get those years back. 805 00:46:49,873 --> 00:46:51,441 As a child. 806 00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:55,979 But I know now that you're free. 807 00:46:57,948 --> 00:47:01,418 From this and from me. 808 00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:06,089 I wish I'd been a better mother. 809 00:47:12,296 --> 00:47:13,497 So... 810 00:47:14,531 --> 00:47:17,601 I'm gonna continue this account 811 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,237 instead. 812 00:47:20,270 --> 00:47:24,541 For the enjoyment of all the families 813 00:47:24,575 --> 00:47:26,310 who loved 814 00:47:26,810 --> 00:47:30,180 love... Parker. 815 00:47:34,151 --> 00:47:37,054 So please buy this air fryer. 816 00:47:39,590 --> 00:47:41,291 It's non-stick. 817 00:48:19,863 --> 00:48:21,198 [Ax$el] What the hell? 818 00:48:24,635 --> 00:48:26,937 [Sofia] It's that time again. 819 00:48:26,970 --> 00:48:27,971 [Ax$el] Oh, my God. 820 00:48:28,005 --> 00:48:31,441 [Sofia] One of you has got to go. 821 00:48:32,376 --> 00:48:38,282 The good news is you've all made it to over 300 000 followers. 822 00:48:42,185 --> 00:48:43,754 The bad news is... 823 00:48:44,221 --> 00:48:48,258 One of you will only enjoy your new balloon for a few minutes. 824 00:48:52,462 --> 00:48:55,966 It appears a dark horse has entered the race. 825 00:48:55,999 --> 00:48:58,869 We have a clear winner. 826 00:48:58,902 --> 00:49:01,438 Please let me be dark enough to be the horse. 827 00:49:01,471 --> 00:49:04,675 Congratulations... 828 00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:06,677 Julie. 829 00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:11,949 Peach, you attempt to sell anti-aging moisturizer was undermined 830 00:49:11,982 --> 00:49:14,818 by your comment that "black don't crack". 831 00:49:14,851 --> 00:49:19,323 No, no, no, no. I panicked. I'd never do a brand partnership as a live. 832 00:49:19,356 --> 00:49:20,724 It's not fair. 833 00:49:22,426 --> 00:49:25,662 [Sofia] It would appear you are a bottom after all. 834 00:49:26,063 --> 00:49:29,733 Oh, no, no, no... No... Please! 835 00:49:30,334 --> 00:49:32,769 - What about Ami? - He's right. 836 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:35,238 We've already lost a player this round. 837 00:49:35,272 --> 00:49:37,240 Shut up! 838 00:49:38,141 --> 00:49:41,611 It would be a shame to waste the balloon. 839 00:49:42,446 --> 00:49:45,782 So, as a reward for reaching this milestone... 840 00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:47,918 I get to leave? No harm, no foul? 841 00:49:47,951 --> 00:49:51,288 You may enjoy your shiny balloon a few minutes longer. 842 00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:54,324 See you in the next round. 843 00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:57,561 Give me the fucking balloon. 844 00:50:06,470 --> 00:50:09,039 That sack of silicone thinks she's gonna break me, 845 00:50:09,072 --> 00:50:11,341 but I've got fire now, baby. I'm ignited. 846 00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:13,744 Oh, yeah, you're an absolute vol-gay no. 847 00:50:13,777 --> 00:50:16,880 Every creature is beautiful, but that face is a lot. 848 00:50:16,913 --> 00:50:19,449 That's pretty judgy coming from you, Miss Mother Nature. 849 00:50:19,483 --> 00:50:21,785 Girl, nothing about that mug is natural. 850 00:50:21,818 --> 00:50:24,388 I keep telling you guys. She's just a dumb-assed model 851 00:50:24,421 --> 00:50:26,490 that's been hired by the real puppet master. 852 00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:30,527 But Sofia said she built her empire on the Look Loop platform. 853 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,296 I don't know guys. I know all the big Look Loop players. 854 00:50:33,330 --> 00:50:34,774 So, what? We're supposed to know her? 855 00:50:34,798 --> 00:50:37,434 Look, if she's that big a deal, I probably banged her. 856 00:50:37,467 --> 00:50:39,770 Unless she used to look different. 857 00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:42,806 That voice. 858 00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:45,442 That turtleneck! 859 00:50:46,743 --> 00:50:47,878 Oh, my God! 860 00:50:47,911 --> 00:50:50,147 All right, my little chicken nuggets. 861 00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:53,016 Who's ready for the next challenge? Are you excited? 862 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:54,351 What? Like we have a choice? 863 00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:55,752 [Sofia] Oh, but you do. 864 00:50:55,786 --> 00:51:01,391 Cuz you have chosen time and time again to participate. 865 00:51:01,425 --> 00:51:05,762 To engage and play the social media game. 866 00:51:05,796 --> 00:51:08,765 You create your own content, your own opportunities... 867 00:51:08,799 --> 00:51:10,667 Speaking of creating, Sofia... 868 00:51:11,968 --> 00:51:14,771 Where's your sister, Shalin? 869 00:51:20,010 --> 00:51:21,511 [Peach] Who? 870 00:51:21,545 --> 00:51:23,213 Shit. 871 00:51:28,952 --> 00:51:30,387 Oh hell, no. 872 00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:33,190 This is a club I do not wanna be in. 873 00:51:33,223 --> 00:51:35,625 Where are the hubbies going? What's happening? 874 00:51:35,659 --> 00:51:38,662 She did not like you calling her out like that. 875 00:51:38,695 --> 00:51:39,996 Good. We can use that. 876 00:51:40,030 --> 00:51:41,398 Use that to what? 877 00:51:41,431 --> 00:51:44,968 To find whatever room those two psychopaths are hiding in. 878 00:51:45,001 --> 00:51:47,137 Wait... There's more than one? 879 00:51:47,170 --> 00:51:51,274 And our facelift friend... is the reasonable half. 880 00:51:52,309 --> 00:51:53,410 How did she know? 881 00:51:54,144 --> 00:51:55,679 What you mean, "How'd she know?" 882 00:51:55,712 --> 00:51:58,915 You did that shit to your face but you're still wearing a turtleneck. 883 00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:01,785 - This is my trademark. - You wore it to all our press conferences. 884 00:52:01,818 --> 00:52:06,189 Having a uniform minimizes decision-making and maximizes productivity. 885 00:52:06,223 --> 00:52:08,358 You're not Steve Jobs, you loser. 886 00:52:08,391 --> 00:52:11,628 Also, calling it the SoShal Mansion? A bit on the nose. 887 00:52:11,661 --> 00:52:15,465 Oh! Okay, well. Forgive me, I thought it might be "fun" to have a ship name. 888 00:52:15,499 --> 00:52:16,633 Sue me! 889 00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:19,769 - I need a flashlight and a weapon. - [Ax$el] I'm confused. 890 00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:22,572 - Oh, wow. What a shocker. - Fuck you, puffball. 891 00:52:22,606 --> 00:52:25,509 Look, you guys can stand here like a bunch of fucking dildos, 892 00:52:25,542 --> 00:52:28,979 but I'm gonna go and find those two nutjobs and take them down. 893 00:52:29,012 --> 00:52:31,081 Girl, count me in. I am not a dildo. 894 00:52:31,114 --> 00:52:32,749 It's too fucking dangerous. 895 00:52:32,782 --> 00:52:34,684 The lights are out. The hubbies have scattered. 896 00:52:34,718 --> 00:52:37,521 This might be the only chance to turn the tables. 897 00:52:41,024 --> 00:52:42,659 Gaia, let's hunt some hoes. 898 00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:45,162 Please stay. 899 00:52:45,962 --> 00:52:50,600 I'm really scared and... I don't know what to do. 900 00:52:53,270 --> 00:52:56,540 Don't worry, Mama. I'll protect you. 901 00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:05,649 They must be here somewhere. 902 00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:09,319 Gaia, hold up. Who's Shalin? 903 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:14,791 She is one half of the deadly duo who brought us Look Loop. 904 00:53:14,824 --> 00:53:17,727 The face and her sister created Look Loop? 905 00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:21,264 How did you not recognize that episode of Botched right away? 906 00:53:21,298 --> 00:53:25,702 Because the last time I saw her she hadn't yet Franken-fucked her face. 907 00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:33,710 You saw her? In the flesh? Or whatever that is. 908 00:53:34,444 --> 00:53:37,948 I worked for the ad company that had their account. 909 00:53:38,481 --> 00:53:40,617 I poured their goddam coffee. 910 00:53:40,650 --> 00:53:44,321 Sofia was all about creative direction and Shalin built the program. 911 00:53:44,354 --> 00:53:46,856 It was the perfect yin and yang. 912 00:53:48,458 --> 00:53:51,494 What was the creative direction? Murder, but make it fashion? 913 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:55,832 Believe it or not, it was to unite people. 914 00:53:55,865 --> 00:53:59,669 Fine. I went too far. So how do we fix it? 915 00:54:00,136 --> 00:54:02,906 Look, there's nothing to fix. They're here, aren't they? 916 00:54:02,939 --> 00:54:04,608 Yeah, I guess that's true. 917 00:54:04,641 --> 00:54:09,379 Yeah. But... I mean, if you're worried, 918 00:54:09,412 --> 00:54:11,123 let's kill 'em all now. What's the difference? 919 00:54:11,147 --> 00:54:15,452 The difference is that if we kill them we're just a couple of bitter psychos. 920 00:54:15,485 --> 00:54:16,987 Correct. What's the problem? 921 00:54:17,020 --> 00:54:19,389 The problem is that we're trying to make a point. 922 00:54:19,422 --> 00:54:20,866 What's the point we're trying to make? 923 00:54:20,890 --> 00:54:23,927 That it's the platform that is killing them. 924 00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:27,631 Their followers decide who lives and who dies, not us. 925 00:54:27,664 --> 00:54:30,100 - But it is us! - No, it's... It's the hubbies. 926 00:54:30,133 --> 00:54:31,301 That we hired. 927 00:54:31,334 --> 00:54:33,136 Who represent the followers. It's a metaphor! 928 00:54:33,169 --> 00:54:35,205 Oh, my God. You failed English. 929 00:54:35,238 --> 00:54:36,339 Wait... 930 00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:41,911 So, if they own Look Loop... why would they wanna kill us? 931 00:54:42,379 --> 00:54:44,347 Aren't we kinda good for business? 932 00:54:44,381 --> 00:54:46,316 They don't own it anymore. 933 00:54:46,349 --> 00:54:48,685 They got into a massive fight with the suits. 934 00:54:48,718 --> 00:54:50,620 The investors wanted to make the platform 935 00:54:50,654 --> 00:54:53,256 as addictive as possible to maximize profits. 936 00:54:53,290 --> 00:54:56,126 Sofia and Shalin were creators, not lawyers. 937 00:54:56,159 --> 00:54:59,763 They got tricked into signing away their ownership rights. 938 00:55:00,563 --> 00:55:02,465 Always read the fine print, Gaia. 939 00:55:02,499 --> 00:55:05,435 Money or values. Can't have both. 940 00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:08,438 Anyway, what I don't understand is how hurting us 941 00:55:08,471 --> 00:55:11,041 is somehow getting back at the investors? 942 00:55:13,443 --> 00:55:16,413 Without influencers there's no engagement. 943 00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:20,450 Without engagement, there's no money. Without money... 944 00:55:20,483 --> 00:55:22,385 The investors get screwed. 945 00:55:23,753 --> 00:55:25,789 God, I feel so safe with you. 946 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:28,358 I know. 947 00:55:28,758 --> 00:55:31,061 You're the smartest one here. 948 00:55:31,094 --> 00:55:34,197 I could tell that from the first video that you posted. 949 00:55:34,230 --> 00:55:36,733 Yeah... totally. 950 00:55:38,101 --> 00:55:41,438 I was so glad when you joined the competition. 951 00:55:41,471 --> 00:55:43,139 I was, like, this... 952 00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:49,045 This isn't an ordinary, boring, mid-life mom. I mean... 953 00:55:49,446 --> 00:55:52,048 This is a MILF. You know? 954 00:55:52,082 --> 00:55:54,117 - An asset. - Yeah. 955 00:55:54,150 --> 00:55:57,887 You're making moms feel like they matter. It's so smart to capitalize on that. 956 00:55:57,921 --> 00:55:58,788 You know what I mean. 957 00:55:58,822 --> 00:56:02,625 God, it's been... so stressful. 958 00:56:02,659 --> 00:56:04,928 - Being at the top... - Mm-hm. 959 00:56:04,961 --> 00:56:08,865 Scared of falling down the ladder at any time. 960 00:56:11,134 --> 00:56:15,572 I wish there was a way that we could fight this thing together. 961 00:56:16,639 --> 00:56:20,176 Imagine what our follower account would be. 962 00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:24,247 Oh, wait. Wait, okay, I've got an idea. Hear me out, okay? 963 00:56:24,781 --> 00:56:26,416 We annihilate Peaches and Cream. 964 00:56:26,449 --> 00:56:30,453 Those two losers have been at the bottom of this competition the entire time, 965 00:56:30,487 --> 00:56:31,788 - and then... - Yes? 966 00:56:33,990 --> 00:56:35,725 We'll unite our accounts. 967 00:56:36,259 --> 00:56:37,927 One brand. 968 00:56:38,361 --> 00:56:40,330 One motherfucking empire. 969 00:56:40,797 --> 00:56:43,333 I thought you liked my idea. 970 00:56:44,067 --> 00:56:48,004 Of killing people and making Look Loop pay? Big fan. 971 00:56:48,037 --> 00:56:50,840 No! The bigger picture. 972 00:56:50,874 --> 00:56:56,913 Of showing the world that social media is addictive, and it's poison, 973 00:56:56,946 --> 00:56:58,815 and it ruins lives. 974 00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:02,752 Honestly, I could take it or leave it. 975 00:57:02,786 --> 00:57:04,697 They're poisoning Look Loop from the inside out. 976 00:57:04,721 --> 00:57:06,523 And they're killing us to do it. 977 00:57:06,556 --> 00:57:08,591 Any chance we can reason with them? 978 00:57:09,459 --> 00:57:13,129 I was in the room the day they found out they were getting kicked out. 979 00:57:13,163 --> 00:57:14,697 You owe me. 980 00:57:14,731 --> 00:57:16,900 [Gaia] SoShal lost their Soshit. 981 00:57:16,933 --> 00:57:20,503 It was one of the worst things I'd ever seen. 982 00:57:20,537 --> 00:57:22,739 Sofia screamed at the CEO, 983 00:57:22,772 --> 00:57:24,874 and Shalin took down two security guards 984 00:57:24,908 --> 00:57:29,245 with an office chair before accidentally taking out her own sister's face. 985 00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:33,583 So, no. I don't think reason is going to work. 986 00:57:35,518 --> 00:57:37,454 I mean... 987 00:57:37,487 --> 00:57:39,022 I guess it can work. 988 00:57:39,055 --> 00:57:43,293 - Oh, yeah. Hm-hm. - I was on Parker's account. 989 00:57:43,693 --> 00:57:46,930 If... If we both win, we can share the profits, huh? 990 00:57:46,963 --> 00:57:48,765 - [Julie] Mm-hm. - [Ax$el] All right. 991 00:57:53,436 --> 00:57:54,904 You really are a grower. 992 00:57:54,938 --> 00:57:59,409 There's only two things in this world that can make me hard. 993 00:57:59,442 --> 00:58:03,246 Money... and MILFs. 994 00:58:04,981 --> 00:58:06,249 And Cialis. 995 00:58:06,282 --> 00:58:08,685 Hey, look. 996 00:58:14,591 --> 00:58:16,626 [Gaia] Shh. 997 00:58:16,659 --> 00:58:20,029 You said you'd do anything to make it up to me. 998 00:58:26,703 --> 00:58:28,972 Fine. We'll do it your way. 999 00:58:32,275 --> 00:58:33,576 Open it. Open it. 1000 00:58:34,244 --> 00:58:36,980 Now, get your skinny white ass out of the way. 1001 00:58:37,413 --> 00:58:38,815 Do it! 1002 00:58:43,219 --> 00:58:45,922 Shitball motherfucker. 1003 00:58:45,955 --> 00:58:48,124 Oh, my God, you fucking bitches. 1004 00:58:48,157 --> 00:58:50,894 I can't fucking believe you put me in here! 1005 00:58:52,762 --> 00:58:56,032 We could have a car line. Partner with Rolls Royce. 1006 00:58:56,065 --> 00:58:57,667 Or a minivan line. 1007 00:58:57,700 --> 00:59:00,570 Make soccer drop-off sexy again. 1008 00:59:00,603 --> 00:59:02,605 [Gaia] You fucking two-faced bitches. 1009 00:59:02,639 --> 00:59:04,908 [Sofia] Shalin! 1010 00:59:04,941 --> 00:59:06,543 You owe me. 1011 00:59:06,576 --> 00:59:09,012 [Gaia] Crazy bitch... 1012 00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:14,918 Fine... Fine, let's just start the game again before something goes wrong, 1013 00:59:14,951 --> 00:59:18,955 but if things get out of hand we do it my way. I will not let this platform 1014 00:59:18,988 --> 00:59:21,925 fuck me over twice! I get the last laugh this time. 1015 00:59:22,325 --> 00:59:24,193 Um, we? 1016 00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:27,997 We! That's what I... Isn't that what I? That's what I said. 1017 00:59:28,031 --> 00:59:31,868 - Does mommy want a penthouse in Dubai? - Mommy wants a diamond butt plug. 1018 00:59:31,901 --> 00:59:33,937 - Say my name. - Oh, Ax$el. 1019 00:59:33,970 --> 00:59:36,839 - Say my whole fucking name. - Oh, Ax$el Mega! 1020 00:59:36,873 --> 00:59:40,276 [Gaia] Come on, you fucking bitches... 1021 00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:43,947 I can't fucking stand you... 1022 00:59:44,847 --> 00:59:46,950 Please! Please, please, please. 1023 00:59:46,983 --> 00:59:50,620 Please, please. My skin can barely handle laser hair removal. 1024 00:59:52,922 --> 00:59:55,858 [Sofia] Please return to the lounge for your next challenge. 1025 01:00:03,933 --> 01:00:08,171 So... we don't speak the Queen's English? 1026 01:00:08,204 --> 01:00:13,910 I mean... technically I did grow up on an Island. 1027 01:00:15,845 --> 01:00:20,183 Only... the island was off the coast of Georgia. 1028 01:00:20,216 --> 01:00:22,051 And the guru shit? 1029 01:00:22,085 --> 01:00:24,554 What do you think? This was for some 1030 01:00:24,587 --> 01:00:26,422 lifelong longing for enlightenment? 1031 01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:28,091 Namas-no? 1032 01:00:28,124 --> 01:00:32,028 Do you know what the top Google searches are for women age 30 to 45? 1033 01:00:32,061 --> 01:00:34,230 No, but you're gonna tell me. 1034 01:00:34,263 --> 01:00:37,166 Butt-lifting yoga pants and Bali meditation retreats, 1035 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:41,204 and I wanted to get out of the rat race, and so... 1036 01:00:41,237 --> 01:00:43,873 Guru Gaia was born. 1037 01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:50,246 Please don't tell anyone cuz I won't get out of here alive. 1038 01:00:50,279 --> 01:00:52,315 Hey. I got you. 1039 01:00:52,348 --> 01:00:53,416 Thank you. 1040 01:00:53,449 --> 01:00:56,586 Anyway, it doesn't matter. We didn't find anything. 1041 01:00:56,619 --> 01:01:00,657 Well, that might not be true. What if we can divide the sisters? 1042 01:01:00,690 --> 01:01:03,226 - Unbalance their yin and yang? - Yeah. 1043 01:01:03,626 --> 01:01:05,928 As one waxes, the other wanes. 1044 01:01:05,962 --> 01:01:08,231 - Find their cracks. - Drive them apart. 1045 01:01:08,264 --> 01:01:10,633 - Keep our lives. - And our followers. 1046 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:14,203 - You're a fucking genius. - I know. 1047 01:01:18,074 --> 01:01:19,542 Oh, hey. 1048 01:01:19,575 --> 01:01:20,710 Did you find anything? 1049 01:01:20,743 --> 01:01:22,712 Not really. You? 1050 01:01:23,279 --> 01:01:24,714 I got what I needed. 1051 01:01:25,581 --> 01:01:28,017 [Sofia] Well, don't just stand there. 1052 01:01:28,051 --> 01:01:33,589 Say hello to Shalin! My sister and partner in crime. 1053 01:01:33,623 --> 01:01:34,524 Crime's right. 1054 01:01:34,557 --> 01:01:35,925 [Shalin] Get that thing off me. 1055 01:01:35,958 --> 01:01:39,595 Unlike the rest of us narcissists, Shalin is camera-shy. 1056 01:01:39,629 --> 01:01:40,663 - Shal. - Ow! 1057 01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:42,265 Don't be an old man. Say hi. 1058 01:01:42,298 --> 01:01:43,566 No! I'm busy. 1059 01:01:43,966 --> 01:01:48,171 Making a slick little sizzle reel of all our rejects final horrific moments 1060 01:01:48,204 --> 01:01:51,274 so that we can put them on the winner's account. 1061 01:01:51,307 --> 01:01:52,642 Jesus, that's revolting. 1062 01:01:52,675 --> 01:01:57,346 Which will be swimming in views after it's posted. You're welcome. 1063 01:01:57,380 --> 01:02:00,616 Ladies... I have to say... 1064 01:02:00,650 --> 01:02:02,685 I was such a big fan of your work. 1065 01:02:03,086 --> 01:02:06,022 Do you remember me from Boombridge Marketing? 1066 01:02:06,689 --> 01:02:08,024 I'm Katie Briggs. 1067 01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:10,226 I worked on your account. 1068 01:02:10,993 --> 01:02:14,997 Pretty ballsy using your own platform to destroy itself. 1069 01:02:15,031 --> 01:02:17,033 [Shalin] Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. 1070 01:02:17,066 --> 01:02:20,636 Enough. Okay, it's been too long since you last posted. 1071 01:02:20,670 --> 01:02:23,973 What is it you always say, Julie? New content showing... 1072 01:02:24,006 --> 01:02:25,575 Uh, keeps your account growing. 1073 01:02:25,608 --> 01:02:27,376 Truer words. 1074 01:02:27,410 --> 01:02:30,446 Guru Gaia, seeing as you cracked our secret identity, 1075 01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,815 it's time for us to crack you. 1076 01:02:32,849 --> 01:02:34,317 What... What do I have to do? 1077 01:02:34,350 --> 01:02:37,186 Your next post will be "Motivational Monday". 1078 01:02:37,220 --> 01:02:39,889 You have one minute to record brand new content. 1079 01:02:39,922 --> 01:02:42,425 - And no pressure, but you're live... - [Gaia] Wait! No, no! 1080 01:02:42,458 --> 01:02:45,461 - In three, two, one. - No! Oh, my God. No, no, no. 1081 01:02:45,495 --> 01:02:46,495 No, no, no... 1082 01:02:53,369 --> 01:02:54,504 Yeah. 1083 01:02:55,171 --> 01:02:56,205 Yeah. 1084 01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:59,575 To... To earn the rainbow 1085 01:03:00,042 --> 01:03:00,910 you must endure the rain. 1086 01:03:00,943 --> 01:03:02,445 Dammit, she's good. 1087 01:03:02,478 --> 01:03:05,581 - [Gaia] Joy feels sweeter when... - How she come up with this stuff? 1088 01:03:07,450 --> 01:03:09,352 Life is a battlefield... 1089 01:03:10,153 --> 01:03:11,854 - You've got to fight... - I know this. 1090 01:03:11,888 --> 01:03:13,756 [Gaia] Death might be easy, but bitch... 1091 01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:15,191 Hey. 1092 01:03:15,224 --> 01:03:17,527 That shit's just the start. 1093 01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:19,695 Motivational, you dumb bitch. 1094 01:03:19,729 --> 01:03:23,266 Uh, screams in the alley, echoes of despair. 1095 01:03:23,299 --> 01:03:27,003 In this ruthless game, life ain't fair. 1096 01:03:27,036 --> 01:03:28,304 Blood-stained memories... 1097 01:03:28,337 --> 01:03:30,182 [Ax$el] Blood-stained memories, etched in my mind. 1098 01:03:30,206 --> 01:03:31,908 [both] Gotta play the part, 1099 01:03:31,941 --> 01:03:33,409 leave your values behind. 1100 01:03:33,442 --> 01:03:34,777 'Lil Pussy Lick didn't die 1101 01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:38,214 in no gang war so you could rip off his lyrics you fake-ass bitch! 1102 01:03:38,247 --> 01:03:41,818 Have you been taking credit for other people's wisdom this entire time? 1103 01:03:41,851 --> 01:03:43,186 No. 1104 01:03:43,219 --> 01:03:46,189 [Ax$el] Hey, everybody! Here's a little song I wrote. 1105 01:03:46,222 --> 01:03:48,391 I wrote it myself. I swear to God. 1106 01:03:48,424 --> 01:03:49,492 I hope you like it. 1107 01:03:49,525 --> 01:03:52,628 O say can you see... 1108 01:03:52,662 --> 01:03:53,896 [Ax$el] Oh, shit! 1109 01:03:53,930 --> 01:03:56,232 Unite the Right in your own content, motherfucker. 1110 01:03:56,265 --> 01:03:58,034 Fake news! 1111 01:03:58,067 --> 01:04:03,673 And that is why, ladies and gentlemen, it is the best idea if you're 100% authentic. 1112 01:04:03,706 --> 01:04:07,376 - This is a loser. This is fake... - You're learning from a broke-ass... 1113 01:04:08,611 --> 01:04:11,214 So this is a song that I sang 1114 01:04:11,814 --> 01:04:14,851 uh... sing to Parker, 1115 01:04:14,884 --> 01:04:17,286 to remind him that he is not alone. 1116 01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:21,624 And that he has the support of God, and of all of you. 1117 01:04:21,657 --> 01:04:25,628 Oh? We're bringing God into this, Julie? She won't like that. 1118 01:04:26,529 --> 01:04:28,497 He's got the whole world... 1119 01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:32,034 You wouldn't know a vagina if it smacked you in the face. 1120 01:04:32,068 --> 01:04:34,604 World in His hands. 1121 01:04:34,637 --> 01:04:38,040 [Julie] He's got the whole world... 1122 01:04:38,074 --> 01:04:40,243 This goes to everyone who thought I couldn't do this, 1123 01:04:40,276 --> 01:04:41,911 and everyone who thought I could. 1124 01:04:41,944 --> 01:04:44,180 [Julie] ...my whole world in your hands. 1125 01:04:44,213 --> 01:04:47,316 So follow, like, subscribe. 1126 01:04:47,350 --> 01:04:50,219 [Peach] This little light of mine, -[Julie] He's got the whole... 1127 01:04:50,253 --> 01:04:52,488 - I'm gonna let it shine. - In His hands... 1128 01:04:52,521 --> 01:04:55,858 - Is that even your face? - You are a fucking loser... 1129 01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:57,193 Wha-Wha-Wha. 1130 01:04:57,226 --> 01:05:00,730 -Contoured face of mine, -He's got the whole world... 1131 01:05:00,763 --> 01:05:02,298 I'm gonna let it shine. 1132 01:05:02,331 --> 01:05:04,433 - You leak-ass bitch... - Motherfucker... 1133 01:05:04,467 --> 01:05:07,670 Hater's gonna hate, 1134 01:05:07,703 --> 01:05:10,373 - They'll try and ruin your fate. - [Ax$el] Get some, bitch. 1135 01:05:10,406 --> 01:05:16,646 But you just shine, you just shine, you just shine. 1136 01:05:16,679 --> 01:05:18,047 Kill you! 1137 01:05:18,648 --> 01:05:25,087 You just shine, you find your light. 1138 01:05:27,757 --> 01:05:29,525 And you just shine. 1139 01:05:45,808 --> 01:05:50,579 Grab the platinum lube, baby. Your diamond butt plug is on its way. 1140 01:05:52,348 --> 01:05:56,886 [Sofia] Cultural Appropriation Barbie, the tribe has spoken. 1141 01:05:56,919 --> 01:05:59,555 You still matter, just not enough. 1142 01:05:59,588 --> 01:06:02,458 No that's not fair! Ax$el sabotaged her. 1143 01:06:02,491 --> 01:06:05,795 [Ax$el] Life is a bitch, and that bitch is a fraud. 1144 01:06:05,828 --> 01:06:09,765 Peach, you win this thing. As one waxes, the other one wanes. 1145 01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:11,467 Divide and conquer, Peach. 1146 01:06:11,867 --> 01:06:13,102 Gaia! 1147 01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:20,042 [electronic voice] " What kind of freak uses period blood for anything?" 1148 01:06:20,076 --> 01:06:23,312 "She can go back to nature for all I care." 1149 01:06:23,346 --> 01:06:25,648 "I'm so done taking life advice from her." 1150 01:06:26,182 --> 01:06:28,918 "Any asshole can stretch and spout bullshit." 1151 01:06:28,951 --> 01:06:31,554 "She puts the ho in homie." 1152 01:06:31,587 --> 01:06:34,824 "Anyone else find it unsettling that she 1153 01:06:34,857 --> 01:06:39,829 from various cultures without genuine understanding or respect?" 1154 01:06:39,862 --> 01:06:45,301 "Knowing one Hindu prayer does not make you... a yoga teacher." 1155 01:06:47,436 --> 01:06:50,573 "I guess she forgot to manifest in a British accent." 1156 01:06:50,606 --> 01:06:54,210 "I taught yoga for years and she is not the real thing." 1157 01:06:54,243 --> 01:06:56,012 "She's barely out of diapers." 1158 01:06:56,045 --> 01:07:01,517 "Anyone else offended that everything she says and does comes from other cultures?" 1159 01:07:01,550 --> 01:07:04,120 It was an honest white woman's mistake. 1160 01:07:04,153 --> 01:07:10,726 [Sofia] I invite you to bow and give gratitude to your mind, body and breath. 1161 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:14,797 For taking you through your practice and the rest of your 1162 01:07:15,398 --> 01:07:17,066 eternity. 1163 01:07:17,767 --> 01:07:19,201 Namas-toodles. 1164 01:07:21,170 --> 01:07:23,439 [electronic voice] " Unfollow." 1165 01:07:29,378 --> 01:07:34,617 Whoa! Well, I don't know about you guys, but I feel right refreshed 1166 01:07:34,650 --> 01:07:36,786 after this iron boost. 1167 01:07:36,819 --> 01:07:38,988 Vitamin G drip, anyone? 1168 01:07:39,021 --> 01:07:41,190 Peach... you're looking a little pale. 1169 01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:44,360 Yeah, I'll stick to blush and a good night's sleep. 1170 01:07:44,393 --> 01:07:47,663 [Sofia] Your next challenge is all about your peers. 1171 01:07:47,696 --> 01:07:52,435 We no longer look outwards to the followers, but inwards, 1172 01:07:52,468 --> 01:07:56,238 for the support of your fellow influencers. 1173 01:07:56,272 --> 01:07:59,575 Community is crucial to your survival. 1174 01:07:59,608 --> 01:08:04,280 ♪ Influencer community. ♪One love. 1175 01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:07,716 What about all we've built? That doesn't matter anymore? 1176 01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:10,553 Oh, stop acting like this was never just all about you. 1177 01:08:10,586 --> 01:08:15,491 [Sofia] There are three of you left. Who should stay? Who should go? 1178 01:08:15,524 --> 01:08:19,795 Cast your votes and tell your followers why you made your choice. 1179 01:08:28,304 --> 01:08:32,174 You give men a bad name. 1180 01:08:33,976 --> 01:08:35,344 Go and fuck yourself. 1181 01:08:35,377 --> 01:08:39,882 Fermentation only makes two things, fine wine and vinegar. 1182 01:08:39,915 --> 01:08:43,419 You know your boy only drinks the finest Dom Pérignon. 1183 01:08:43,452 --> 01:08:46,222 This Peach has gone rancid. 1184 01:08:46,255 --> 01:08:49,959 I've really got a... pit in my stomach about this. 1185 01:08:50,559 --> 01:08:55,698 It's always amazed me how the world overlooks us 1186 01:08:55,731 --> 01:08:57,233 moms. 1187 01:08:58,467 --> 01:09:01,036 We're the queens of creation. 1188 01:09:01,070 --> 01:09:02,972 And I'm one powerful mom 1189 01:09:03,739 --> 01:09:08,477 because I can bring life into this world and I can take it out. 1190 01:09:16,185 --> 01:09:19,455 We banged. I mean, we connected. 1191 01:09:20,523 --> 01:09:22,091 And banged! 1192 01:09:22,124 --> 01:09:24,193 You think that's the first orgasm I've faked? 1193 01:09:24,226 --> 01:09:26,662 You two-faced breeder. We made a pact. 1194 01:09:26,695 --> 01:09:28,998 We were gonna start an empire together. 1195 01:09:29,031 --> 01:09:32,234 Oh Ax$el, I can buy my own diamonds. 1196 01:09:32,268 --> 01:09:35,271 [Ax$el] We could've had a future together! 1197 01:09:37,306 --> 01:09:39,375 You used sex against me. 1198 01:09:39,408 --> 01:09:43,879 A woman using sex as a weapon is sexism. 1199 01:09:43,913 --> 01:09:45,281 You're a sexist. 1200 01:09:45,314 --> 01:09:47,149 Thanks for the ride. 1201 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:48,984 I'll take it from here. 1202 01:09:49,018 --> 01:09:50,953 You're nothing without Ax$el Mega! 1203 01:09:54,757 --> 01:09:57,493 [Sofia] Ax$el, have you ever had an endoscopy? 1204 01:09:57,526 --> 01:10:00,863 They stick one pipe down your throat and another up your ass, 1205 01:10:00,896 --> 01:10:01,897 and blow from both ends. 1206 01:10:01,931 --> 01:10:05,801 It's hilarious if it's not happening to you. 1207 01:10:06,535 --> 01:10:07,870 No! No! 1208 01:10:08,737 --> 01:10:12,541 [electronic voice] "...no child support. All this guy wants to buy is friends." 1209 01:10:12,575 --> 01:10:14,777 No, stop, stop! That's never gonna fit in there. 1210 01:10:14,810 --> 01:10:17,680 Exit only, man! That's exit fucking only! 1211 01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:21,250 The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed. 1212 01:10:21,283 --> 01:10:22,761 [electronic voice] "His worldview is narrow-minded 1213 01:10:22,785 --> 01:10:25,955 and fails to acknowledge the complexities of society..." 1214 01:10:49,878 --> 01:10:52,047 Relax your throat. 1215 01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:23,655 [electronic voice] "...potentially harmful, 1216 01:11:23,679 --> 01:11:25,781 promoting manipulation and exploitation." 1217 01:11:25,814 --> 01:11:31,220 [Sofia] Let's be honest, what man doesn't want a killer blow job? 1218 01:11:31,620 --> 01:11:33,722 [electronic voice] "Unfollow." 1219 01:11:57,880 --> 01:11:59,782 And then there were two. 1220 01:12:00,449 --> 01:12:02,618 It's not too late. 1221 01:12:03,552 --> 01:12:05,888 We can overpower them and still leave. 1222 01:12:06,555 --> 01:12:10,125 Leave for what? I have nothing else left, do you? 1223 01:12:12,127 --> 01:12:14,029 I'll take that as a "no". 1224 01:12:20,235 --> 01:12:22,971 I'm really glad it's you and me. 1225 01:12:30,446 --> 01:12:32,614 You'll be so easy to beat. 1226 01:12:46,528 --> 01:12:50,366 Congratulations to both of you! 1227 01:12:50,766 --> 01:12:54,570 Now, this final challenge has been specifically chosen 1228 01:12:54,603 --> 01:12:58,207 to capitalize on how damn likeable you both are. 1229 01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:01,610 If you play this one right, you'll be swimming in followers 1230 01:13:01,643 --> 01:13:05,080 and drowning in empathy likes. 1231 01:13:05,547 --> 01:13:07,950 I'm already reaching for the tissues. 1232 01:13:08,717 --> 01:13:13,655 Get ready to... apologize. 1233 01:13:19,461 --> 01:13:20,529 What are you doing? 1234 01:13:20,562 --> 01:13:23,799 Trust me. I'll take it from here. 1235 01:13:26,135 --> 01:13:29,605 [Peach] Wait. Why should I say sorry? I haven't done anything wrong. 1236 01:13:29,638 --> 01:13:31,573 Well, that's not my fault. 1237 01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:33,542 What are you doing? 1238 01:13:33,575 --> 01:13:36,044 Crying makes my eyes look really pretty. 1239 01:13:36,445 --> 01:13:40,816 How's it possible that you bring your kid here against his will and become a hero? 1240 01:13:40,849 --> 01:13:43,652 I do nothing wrong and risk going down for it? 1241 01:13:43,685 --> 01:13:46,088 I don't make the fucking rules. 1242 01:13:47,623 --> 01:13:49,491 5Your kid is gone. 1243 01:13:51,827 --> 01:13:54,096 Which makes it that much easier 1244 01:13:54,129 --> 01:13:57,433 to apologize to him and actually fucking mean it. 1245 01:13:57,466 --> 01:14:00,135 - Jesus, that is dark. - That's survival. 1246 01:14:00,169 --> 01:14:03,071 Being a piece of shit mother and apologizing for it, 1247 01:14:03,105 --> 01:14:04,106 that's my brand now. 1248 01:14:05,274 --> 01:14:07,976 And you know what? People eat that shit up. 1249 01:14:08,544 --> 01:14:11,513 Because they need to feel better than someone else. 1250 01:14:11,547 --> 01:14:13,816 - And you're that someone else. - Guilty as charged. 1251 01:14:13,849 --> 01:14:16,552 You should've tried harder to play the game. 1252 01:14:20,155 --> 01:14:25,828 I have spent my whole life trying to play other people's games. 1253 01:14:27,429 --> 01:14:31,500 Trying to fit in, tone it down. 1254 01:14:32,334 --> 01:14:34,036 Be a man. 1255 01:14:36,572 --> 01:14:40,576 As a kid, that little boy that I used to be... 1256 01:14:43,212 --> 01:14:45,214 I made him small. 1257 01:14:47,349 --> 01:14:48,951 I dimmed my light. 1258 01:14:50,352 --> 01:14:51,954 And it worked. 1259 01:14:53,388 --> 01:14:57,159 People liked me a lot more but I liked myself a lot less. 1260 01:15:02,898 --> 01:15:05,968 I wish I was kinder to that little boy. 1261 01:15:06,768 --> 01:15:10,138 He had every right to be here and to be loved. 1262 01:15:15,844 --> 01:15:18,680 I'm done playing other people's games. 1263 01:15:24,853 --> 01:15:27,189 So, you're not gonna apologize. 1264 01:15:27,222 --> 01:15:28,757 Girl, fuck no. 1265 01:15:34,930 --> 01:15:38,267 God, I love being the smartest person in the room. 1266 01:15:40,469 --> 01:15:43,872 Julie and Peach. 1267 01:15:43,906 --> 01:15:48,510 Not quite the apology video I was expecting, but hey. 1268 01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:50,078 It's your content. 1269 01:15:50,112 --> 01:15:51,146 What? 1270 01:15:51,179 --> 01:15:53,682 Wait, uh, were you live-streaming that entire time? 1271 01:15:53,715 --> 01:15:56,018 Well, the lights were on, weren't they? 1272 01:15:56,518 --> 01:16:00,122 Wait, I... I'm sorry. I, I... 1273 01:16:00,155 --> 01:16:03,559 I'm so sorry. Fuck. I'm so sorry. 1274 01:16:03,592 --> 01:16:06,662 [Julie] Oh, my God. Fuck! 1275 01:16:08,931 --> 01:16:09,965 Oh, Jesus. 1276 01:16:27,816 --> 01:16:32,888 No, I will not lose! I will not lose! I will not lose this game! 1277 01:16:49,738 --> 01:16:51,940 Oh, my God, I win? 1278 01:16:54,009 --> 01:16:55,210 I win! 1279 01:16:55,243 --> 01:16:56,478 Oh, God! 1280 01:16:57,145 --> 01:17:00,148 [Sofia] It sure seems that way, doesn't it? 1281 01:17:00,182 --> 01:17:02,217 What's the catch? 1282 01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:03,719 [Sofia] No catch. 1283 01:17:03,752 --> 01:17:07,389 Only one of you can leave here... a winner. 1284 01:17:07,422 --> 01:17:10,192 Okay, well, keep your crown. I'll see myself out. 1285 01:17:10,225 --> 01:17:11,727 Not so fast. 1286 01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:13,428 Oh shit. What now? 1287 01:17:14,663 --> 01:17:16,865 There are two of you left. 1288 01:17:19,801 --> 01:17:22,404 Knowing the two of you, that can't be a dance party. 1289 01:17:23,005 --> 01:17:24,406 Not today. 1290 01:17:31,980 --> 01:17:33,548 Parker. 1291 01:17:33,582 --> 01:17:36,318 Oh, my God. Parker! Parker! 1292 01:17:47,229 --> 01:17:49,464 He... He's okay? 1293 01:17:50,832 --> 01:17:53,201 Oh, he's more than okay. 1294 01:17:55,570 --> 01:17:56,938 He's a kid again. 1295 01:17:57,939 --> 01:17:59,808 He hasn't seen any of it. 1296 01:18:00,242 --> 01:18:01,510 No. 1297 01:18:01,977 --> 01:18:05,080 We gave him his childhood back. 1298 01:18:05,814 --> 01:18:08,617 You see, Parker said he didn't want to be an influencer, 1299 01:18:08,650 --> 01:18:10,886 and because, technically, 1300 01:18:10,919 --> 01:18:14,356 he didn't make his own choice to sign up for social media, 1301 01:18:14,389 --> 01:18:17,492 I said we should let him live. 1302 01:18:18,060 --> 01:18:22,030 And leave his fate up to our victor. 1303 01:18:22,664 --> 01:18:25,267 So there's a catch. 1304 01:18:25,300 --> 01:18:26,935 Busted! 1305 01:18:27,636 --> 01:18:29,137 All right, here's the deal. 1306 01:18:29,171 --> 01:18:32,674 We've made an epic, blockbuster kill reel 1307 01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:35,777 of all the social media induced deaths that have occurred here, 1308 01:18:35,811 --> 01:18:39,281 but we need one more. 1309 01:18:39,781 --> 01:18:41,450 You volunteering? 1310 01:18:41,483 --> 01:18:45,220 Well, you're our victor, so you get to choose. 1311 01:18:45,253 --> 01:18:50,859 Let him go free and we will record your act of mercy. 1312 01:18:51,259 --> 01:18:52,259 Or? 1313 01:18:52,594 --> 01:18:54,096 You get to leave. 1314 01:18:54,896 --> 01:18:57,199 At the cost of one child. 1315 01:18:57,232 --> 01:18:58,934 Jesus, you'd murder a ten-year-old? 1316 01:18:58,967 --> 01:19:01,503 Oh, technically you would murder a ten-year-old. 1317 01:19:01,536 --> 01:19:05,006 But he would go easy. See all the pipes in the wall? 1318 01:19:06,475 --> 01:19:12,914 We would just turn on the gas and let him fall into a sweet dream, 1319 01:19:12,948 --> 01:19:15,117 where his mom never died. 1320 01:19:15,884 --> 01:19:18,386 And the world never went to shit. 1321 01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:22,457 So, what'll it be? 1322 01:19:23,391 --> 01:19:25,961 You or him? 1323 01:19:32,134 --> 01:19:34,236 - Please... - Think about it. 1324 01:19:34,269 --> 01:19:37,506 - Please. - Have a look. Little guy. 1325 01:19:42,577 --> 01:19:45,680 No! No! Get the fuck off me, please! 1326 01:19:46,414 --> 01:19:49,484 - Get the fuck off of me. - Okay, fuck off of him. 1327 01:19:49,518 --> 01:19:50,952 Relax. 1328 01:19:52,220 --> 01:19:56,057 All right, Parker it is. Roll camera. Turn on the gas. 1329 01:20:10,205 --> 01:20:14,442 Kids are so curious. Don't go to the light, Parker! 1330 01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:22,250 Good choice, by the way. Yours was gonna sting a little. 1331 01:20:28,023 --> 01:20:30,892 Oh, oh, oh! There he goes. 1332 01:20:33,695 --> 01:20:35,997 It won't be long now, Peach. 1333 01:20:40,669 --> 01:20:43,572 Little curious little cat. 1334 01:20:45,707 --> 01:20:47,475 There he goes. 1335 01:20:47,509 --> 01:20:49,077 - No, no, no, no. - Oh, oh. 1336 01:20:49,110 --> 01:20:51,213 [Peach] I choose Parker. Let him go. 1337 01:20:51,246 --> 01:20:53,415 Get him the fuck out of there. 1338 01:21:01,923 --> 01:21:03,391 Parker! 1339 01:21:03,859 --> 01:21:08,096 Come on, come on. Oh, God! Oh, God! 1340 01:21:09,598 --> 01:21:12,834 Come on, come on, come on. 1341 01:21:12,868 --> 01:21:15,971 Come on... Come on. 1342 01:21:16,004 --> 01:21:18,340 Oh, thank God. Thank God. 1343 01:21:19,808 --> 01:21:21,142 Hey. 1344 01:21:27,549 --> 01:21:29,251 What? 1345 01:21:29,985 --> 01:21:33,588 I spent so much time looking at you through my screen. 1346 01:21:35,123 --> 01:21:37,592 I almost forgot you were real. 1347 01:21:38,994 --> 01:21:40,428 [Peach] Of course I am. 1348 01:21:41,429 --> 01:21:43,365 We all were. 1349 01:21:44,032 --> 01:21:46,501 Okay, guys, cut this out. Let's finish this, huh? 1350 01:21:47,769 --> 01:21:49,137 No. No! 1351 01:21:50,071 --> 01:21:51,439 [Peach] What? 1352 01:21:54,509 --> 01:21:56,278 You're gonna drown me? 1353 01:21:56,311 --> 01:21:58,513 As far as your kills go, this one lacks pizzazz. 1354 01:21:58,546 --> 01:22:03,385 Okay, not quite. What we did was, we rigged it so when we pulled that lever 1355 01:22:03,418 --> 01:22:08,690 the pool turns into a giant electrical surge and cooks you to death. 1356 01:22:11,159 --> 01:22:14,362 What was your catchphrase again? "Go sparkle and shine." 1357 01:22:14,396 --> 01:22:15,630 Get off me. 1358 01:22:15,664 --> 01:22:17,165 Are you turned on? 1359 01:22:17,899 --> 01:22:20,035 No! No! 1360 01:22:22,971 --> 01:22:25,273 I wish I could get wet that fast. 1361 01:22:26,107 --> 01:22:28,343 You want me to do a Get-Ready-With-Me in here? 1362 01:22:28,376 --> 01:22:30,078 But you've fucking ruined my hair?! 1363 01:22:32,213 --> 01:22:34,382 It's a little bait for the electricity. 1364 01:22:34,416 --> 01:22:36,460 Yeah, I don't think that's how electrical currents work. 1365 01:22:36,484 --> 01:22:39,254 Oh, shut up! Science makes me sweaty. 1366 01:22:39,688 --> 01:22:40,755 Sofia! 1367 01:22:41,089 --> 01:22:45,293 Peach! During your time at the SoShal Mansion, 1368 01:22:45,327 --> 01:22:48,997 you have won the hearts of your followers. 1369 01:22:50,131 --> 01:22:53,068 Unfortunately for you, your heart is weak. 1370 01:22:53,101 --> 01:22:56,705 And you sacrificed yourself to save a lame little boy, 1371 01:22:56,738 --> 01:23:01,176 who will have absolutely no idea what you did for him. 1372 01:23:02,043 --> 01:23:05,880 As per the terms and conditions of your contract, 1373 01:23:05,914 --> 01:23:08,149 which you signed and agreed to, 1374 01:23:08,183 --> 01:23:11,987 only one influencer can leave here 1375 01:23:12,020 --> 01:23:13,288 a winner. 1376 01:23:14,389 --> 01:23:18,126 As my spiteful sister and I know all too well, 1377 01:23:18,159 --> 01:23:23,331 read your contracts, kids, because the world's ready to fuck ya in every hole. 1378 01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:26,568 Peach! 1379 01:23:26,968 --> 01:23:30,271 You matter, just not enough. 1380 01:23:30,905 --> 01:23:33,508 Wait, stop! Stop! 1381 01:23:34,342 --> 01:23:36,077 That is not my signature. 1382 01:23:36,544 --> 01:23:37,746 Excuse me? 1383 01:23:38,279 --> 01:23:42,250 I didn't sign that. Gaia signed it for me. 1384 01:23:43,752 --> 01:23:45,720 Wait. So... 1385 01:23:45,754 --> 01:23:50,358 So you never agreed to the terms and conditions of participation? 1386 01:23:51,593 --> 01:23:53,661 I'm here against my will. 1387 01:23:55,530 --> 01:23:58,800 Oh, nooo! 1388 01:23:58,833 --> 01:24:02,237 - Okay, don't glitch. - But it was all so perfect! 1389 01:24:04,939 --> 01:24:07,542 Sofia... Sofia! 1390 01:24:09,744 --> 01:24:11,246 No! 1391 01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:13,515 Flick the thing. 1392 01:24:16,785 --> 01:24:17,819 Fuck. 1393 01:24:18,620 --> 01:24:21,856 Calm your tits! Calm your tits. No, what are you doing? 1394 01:24:23,458 --> 01:24:25,493 - Get him out of the pool. - No! 1395 01:24:25,527 --> 01:24:29,564 Do not get him out of the pool. Sofia, finish this. 1396 01:24:29,597 --> 01:24:33,234 But he never agreed to be here, Shalin. He shouldn't have seen any of this. 1397 01:24:33,268 --> 01:24:34,936 You know what? Fuck you and your rules. 1398 01:24:34,969 --> 01:24:38,139 If you want things done right, you gotta do them yourself. 1399 01:24:44,846 --> 01:24:46,481 Corner kick! 1400 01:24:53,621 --> 01:24:54,756 Siuuu! 1401 01:25:02,997 --> 01:25:04,966 [Sofia] Let go of me! 1402 01:25:04,999 --> 01:25:07,302 He wasn't supposed to be here! 1403 01:25:07,902 --> 01:25:09,237 Get out! 1404 01:25:10,371 --> 01:25:12,240 You run like Messi, okay? 1405 01:25:12,273 --> 01:25:14,342 For the last time, I'm a Mbappe fan. 1406 01:25:14,375 --> 01:25:15,643 Go! 1407 01:25:21,883 --> 01:25:23,418 You've ruined it for me! 1408 01:25:23,451 --> 01:25:26,321 You've made me a laughing stock again. 1409 01:25:26,354 --> 01:25:29,357 Oh, you're the laughing stock? I look like this! 1410 01:25:29,390 --> 01:25:31,593 So let me fix it for you. 1411 01:25:33,995 --> 01:25:35,296 Hey, ladies! 1412 01:25:37,198 --> 01:25:40,301 My catchphrase is "Go and find your light." 1413 01:25:40,835 --> 01:25:42,537 [Shalin] Nooo! 1414 01:26:24,812 --> 01:26:26,047 Hey! Parker. 1415 01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:27,582 Wait up. 1416 01:26:28,616 --> 01:26:29,884 Where's my mom? 1417 01:26:31,719 --> 01:26:33,254 I'll explain later. 1418 01:26:37,992 --> 01:26:39,627 Wait. 1419 01:26:41,262 --> 01:26:44,332 You've done enough unboxing for one lifetime. 1420 01:26:49,804 --> 01:26:52,440 If it's another tablet they could keep it. 1421 01:26:57,845 --> 01:27:02,150 Yeah. I think I'll take a break from the socials. 1422 01:27:02,717 --> 01:27:07,288 Take up a less dangerous hobby like skydiving head-first into a gator pond. 1423 01:27:07,322 --> 01:27:08,890 That's funny, though. 1424 01:27:08,923 --> 01:27:10,258 What? 1425 01:27:10,291 --> 01:27:12,927 I bet your new followers would love to see you do that. 1426 01:27:12,961 --> 01:27:17,031 You must have so many after this. Even millions. 1427 01:27:22,103 --> 01:27:24,372 Hey, you coming? 1428 01:27:30,545 --> 01:27:31,746 Yeah. 1429 01:27:36,684 --> 01:27:39,654 So, uh, you've got somewhere to go, right? 1430 01:27:39,687 --> 01:27:42,156 Yeah, I want to go to my aunt's. 1431 01:27:42,190 --> 01:27:46,661 She stays on a dairy farm. I don't even think she has a dial-up there. 1432 01:27:46,694 --> 01:27:49,397 Sounds like the perfect place to be a normal ten-year-old. 1433 01:27:49,931 --> 01:27:53,067 My mom lied. I'm actually 14.