DOONA!
If you don't like it, you can pull your hand away.
EPISODE 4 THE UNEXPECTED
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When do you take your lunch break?
Oh, um, I don't think I have time for lunch today.
Seriously?
That's disappointing.
Mmm, sorry, Doona.
Why do you always apologize for everything?
Okay, look, no need to worry about me. I didn't come here to see you anyway.
Doing things alone is fun.
The ride will begin momentarily.
To all passengers, please pull down the safety bar
down to your waist until it clicks.
- Thank you. - Whoo!
Whoo!
Wow, this is actually not fun at all.
Oh! Are you done?
You're just loving that meal, aren't you?
I haven't been able to eat anything all day.
Once, there was this concert I had.
It got canceled due to the weather.
If felt like a gift, you know?
I found myself having all this free time for once.
So I really wanted to do something special with it.
But I couldn't figure out what to do.
At the time, I didn't know why.
Then the day came when I realized,
aside from singing and performing on stage,
I had never done anything else in my life.
It wasn't until later
I began to wonder a lot.
What would happen if I couldn't sing or perform onstage anymore?
What would become of my life then?
Who is Lee Doona?
I didn't know myself.
I felt alone.
What if I could never amount to anything?
Anyways,
I think I'm doing a lot better than I thought.
Although, I'm still figuring it out.
Glad to hear that.
KOREAN HISTORY, TOEIC MASTERY
How about you?
What are your aspirations?
I assume your dream wasn't to overwork yourself every day.
Uh,
we're here eating jajangmyeon late at night,
so, um, isn't that enough of a win?
For me, um, living a normal life is all I've ever really wanted, you know?
That's enough for me, I think.
Have a fortune cookie.
Here's hoping one of us will be lucky.
Huh…
Hold on, um…
I thought fortunes were supposed to be positive.
Who made these?
What's it say?
"You will face your worst enemy,
and you'll be as helpless as a mouse is to a cat."
Are you the mouse?
"So you should prepare for the unexpected soon,
or else the consequences could be super dire."
So much for trying to lighten things up.
Maybe next time.
It's all right.
I never make enemies, so I'm not worried at all.
That's true.
I'm in a good mood, anyway…
'cause this is some good jajangmyeon.
Also true.
- How about we have another date sometime? - Like when?
On a day when the weather is so amazing,
a day so good, we can't stay inside.
This is so good.
- Hey, Won-jun. - Hmm?
You shouldn't overwork so much.
You're allowed to take it easy. Take care of yourself for once.
Just like I am.
Relax a little here and there and be lazy once in a while.
Who cares, right?
What?
I do take it easy.
In fact, I have bad thoughts.
When I moved away from home,
I left behind a kid sister.
She's sick, and our mother takes care of her alone.
But for some reason, I don't have a heavy heart.
In fact, I'm a little happier.
Although, I felt a little guilty… for a while.
That's not a bad thought, Won-jun?
Yeah, it is.
It's super bad. I've never told anyone before today.
You're the first.
Hey, what's so funny? Why are you laughing?
- Uh, what is it? - Seriously.
Wait. Why are you laughing?
- Not telling. - Oh, come on. What is it? Tell me, Doona.
- Oh, you're so adorable. - What?
TIME TO MOVE ON FROM YOUR PAST RELATIONSHIP AND START ANEW!
SEIZE EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO CHANGE YOUR FATE
What? Face an enemy?
You don't have any of those, do you?
Exactly. It's all one big superstition.
Do you still have the fortune?
Give it to me. I'll throw it out for you.
It should be burned.
So what did Doona say about it all?
- Who do you think you are? - Oh, what the…
I spent all that damn money
for you to learn Korean,
and you cheat on me?
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa, hey!
- Whoa, whoa! - That's fucking mine!
I told you to learn how to communicate,
not to communicate with some bitch.
Some bitch?
Why are you angry? I told you she's just a friend!
Just a friend? I call bullshit!
You don't hang out with friends wearing only boxers and socks.
Hey, Dos Santos! You're an ass!
Fuck you, you son of a bitch! You hear that?
You motherfucker! Get out of here! You got it?
Whoo!
Thank you.
Hey, what is it? Do you know her?
Uh, no, I don't think so.
I think I mistook her for someone else.
- The fortune. - Ah.
- Let's go. - Mm-hmm.
Jin-ju.
Uh-huh.
What is it?
Ah, shit, that bitch RA!
DO NOT BLOCK FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN EVICTION
Hey! Hey!
Open the door!
Our revered comrade Choi I-ra has lead in penalty points for 13 months now!
You have my respect!
A round of applause.
- Whoo! - Yes. Yes.
PENALTY POINTS FOR MAY WINNER: CHOI I-RA
WARNING! EVICTION UPON 20 POINTS
I'm being discriminated because I didn't grow up here,
pure and simple.
I-ra, don't you have any remorse at all?
Ah!
Well, that's what happens when you spend every night out
getting so drunk.
Or when you decided to smash up all of those windows in the hallway.
Remember?
Hey, do you remember that time she hosted the Pig Samba Festival?
That was so freaking hilarious.
The fact that you haven't been kicked out yet
feels like discrimination against us.
I'll have you know I'm single now. I won't be staying out, getting drunk.
No sleeping at his place anymore.
And there won't be a Pig Samba Festival this year.
Whoa.
So, um, Buenos Aires and you finally broke up?
That's right.
Hey, I'll have you know that's the capital of Argentina.
His name is Dos Santos.
How did you get accepted here?
Ugh, you're seriously so ignorant. It's unbelievable.
- What a fucking bastard. - Jeez!
Stay out of my life.
Go die somewhere, you dick!
Is she serious right now?
Well, you know,
we should probably take her on our… well, our group blind date.
That's an odd number.
I can't take… this.
Haven't they got a friend they can add?
SO-MIN
Won-jun, was the goddess in the lecture hall the real Doona
from Dream Sweet?
Check out the link Seong-guk posted in the department group chat.
DREAM SWEET'S EX-LEAD-SINGER DOONA
Unbelievable that a female idol
is eating in the middle of the night.
What a freaking cushy life she has.
Dream Sweet is falling apart since Doona left.
Is he a non-celebrity? That bastard should pay more tax.
I hope this is an edited image.
- I guess Lee Doona still has fans. - She's notoriously rude.
There's only a handful of them left. The loud minority.
If she wants to live like a normal person, her bank account should match.
She makes all the money she can, then bails when she feels like it. LOL.
Dream Sweet hasn't been able to release a studio album
since she deserted them. Who does she think she is?
Totally a dick move.
- Has she completely retired? - Fucking bitch.
Nope, she'll be back once the money runs out. 100%.
LOOK AT HER LIVING A NORMAL LIFE UNBELIEVABLE
It's super hot.
That picture of us looked pretty good, hmm?
It looked like an old Hong Kong flick.
Doona, are you doing okay?
Fascinating, isn't it?
We were the only ones in there.
Did our waiter take it then?
Hmm.
Why the long face?
Do you feel your privacy was violated?
No, I just feel bad for you that, uh,
people are talking about you online.
Like what?
Are they trash-talking?
They're so mean about it.
You've never looked me up online until now?
I'm like a dumpster for public trash.
I'm the girl
everyone trash-talks.
They say whatever they think about me.
I've also been told my earnings have to come from my looks
'cause I have no talent.
Luckily, I'm worth a lot.
That makes this worthwhile.
What? Really? They say all that?
Wow, there are some really annoying fuckers out there.
Mmm, yup.
Don't quit swearing. It's hot.
What? Swear some more.
- Please do it again. - What? No.
Hey, how come you never take things seriously? Stop playing with me.
Anyway, I'm glad to know you're doing all right.
I'll see you later, then.
Hey, Doona.
If you ever have to address the public,
or do a press conference or something in the future,
You'll come with me?
Well, if that's okay.
And what would you say, Won-jun?
That we're just good friends.
Why don't you tell them that we're more than just friends?
Do you think you could handle it?
Seriously?
Ah.
Hey, hold on!
I'll come up with you. Hey, hey, wait.
- Be honest, your heart was pounding. - No, it wasn't.
- That's not what your pupils said. - Then, they lied.
What would you wear to the press conference?
Um… a traditional hanbok.
To a press conference?!
Who wears hanbok to a press conference?
TIME TO MOVE ON FROM YOUR PAST RELATIONSHIP
CHANGE YOUR FATE
Dinner.
Okay, thanks. Hmm.
Do you girls use social media at all?
I do have an account. I don't use it though.
Delete your accounts. No social media.
Yes, sir.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DEACTIVATE RATHER THAN DELETE?
RECENT SIGHTING OF LEE DOONA EATING WITH A MAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
IS SHE CRAZY?
Wow, the weather is,
in fact, amazing.
Huh?
YOU WILL FACE YOUR ENEMY AT THE WORST MOMENT
YOU'LL BE AS HELPLESS AS A MOUSE IS TO A CAT
What? What is this?
I'm positive I gave this to Jin-ju.
Oh, man, this is creepy as heck.
Not today! Knock on wood!
I'll knock twice!
What are you up to?
- Hmm? - Are you going out?
Me?
I got a date.
Who with?
With you.
What?
We said if the weather was nice, we'd go on a date?
Oh.
Well, I've got finals coming up.
Hey, listen.
Stop being boring and look at these eyes?
See this eyeliner? I did it perfectly.
Do you think this is easy?
Compared to this, mine is harder.
What will you wear?
How's this, huh?
Oh, I meant to tell you. You should take some clothes.
Given what happened recently,
you should leave some men's clothing at your place.
It may deter future stalkers, so take this.
And… you should take this too.
Wait just a minute.
Hey, Yun-taek.
Hey, hey, hey, Won-jun, you've got to help me out.
Why? What happened?
I'll tell you when you get here. Can you come now?
Please come now, okay?
Won-jun, listen to me.
I won't live unless you come.
I'll text you the address.
Uh, uh…
What? Um, hello? Yun-taek, answer me. You there?
Hello?
What's going on?
Sorry. I've got to get out of here.
Yun-taek really needs me. He said it was urgent.
Why can't you just let him die instead?
Um, would you just remember to lock the door?
I'll be back afterwards.
- Anything yet? - Not yet.
Won-jun, hey!
Yun-taek.
- Was he cute? - I definitely think I saw some potential.
- He looks really good from behind. - Let's go.
Hey, are you all right? I was so worried.
- What's wrong, Yun-taek? - Yeah.
Everything's fine. All good now, buddy!
Oh. Look.
He's cute as fuck.
- Cute. - He's way cute.
Sorry about the holdup.
Oh, no worries!
So, how are you doing?
I'd forgotten for way too long that I did, in fact, have an enemy.
Ah, it hurts! Uh, my belly! I'm dying! I'm dying!
SURGERY IN PROGRESS
I-RA, 12/31, 11:59 P.M. WON-JUN, 1/1, 12:00 A.M.
That was the beginning of the tragedy.
- Oh, I've got it. - Aw.
Let's have them marry each other so we can be in-laws.
That would be so wonderful.
Right?
No.
Stop it. I don't wanna spin anymore.
Start calling me Noona, then!
You better say it or else I'll…
No. No.
Hey, have a bite of this.
I don't want to. Stop! I don't want any of it! Stop it!
I told you to stop it. I don't want any, huh?
How dare you talk to me like that? I'm your elder. Got it?
Whatever.
Here. Eat some more.
Won-jun, my future husband,
save yourself for me until we meet again.
If you cheat on me, I'll curse you and your descendants for three generations.
Got it?
I will return.
I will be back.
Lee Won-jun!
At the age of 12, Choi I-ra immigrated to Brazil,
leaving me with 1,000 paper cranes,
a curse, and the impending doom of her return.
Strangely, after her departure, I finally started to grow taller.
Here, have a beer.
You seriously don't recognize me from anywhere?
No, we never met.
Yangjin Healthcare Center doesn't ring a bell either?
I've never heard of it.
So you've never been to The Piano Academy either?
Right.
Sure, okay! Ah.
I wonder why?
Love shot!
Hey, Mr. First-Time-That-We've-Met, you're being very quiet, hmm?
This'll be our first and last meeting.
- That's what I think. - Uh-huh!
- Mm-hmm! - Right.
Ha.
Huh.
Everyone, take one.
- Number one… - Who's number one?
Yeah, who is it?
- Ha! - Ooh, it's Choi I-ra.
Okay, number one grab the face of number four and...
- Who's number four? - Who is it?
Ah!
Grabs number four's face and caresses it while…
Make it hot.
Make it hot!
…you kiss him!
Ah!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
- I love this. This is great. - All right, then.
Let's see how much longer you can keep up this act.
- Kiss! - Kiss!
Kiss!
Go on.
Whoa!
There they go. They're gonna do it!
Kiss! Kiss! Yeah!
Kiss!
Oh, oh, oh!
Give it a rest, won't you, Choi I-ra?
What's happening?
- Punishment means I drink? - Hey, wait. No. No!
Won-jun, what are you guys doing?
No, you have to. Stop! You're all mine!
So you weren't kidnapped, then?
Oh.
Oh. Kidnapped?
No, actually,
it was a group blind date.
Group date?
Uh-huh.
We met these girls, uh,
and Won-jun was so sensational tonight.
Uh-huh.
The guy was, like, in rare form tonight
and all spruced up.
And the girls' eyes were all twinkle, twinkle, baby, baby stars...
Ow. Ah.
So why hasn't he come back from the date yet?
Won-jun?
Won-jun left with this
little sexpot that he met there.
The looks they were giving… …were so hot.
Like an explosion, mmm!
So much chemistry.
If I had to bet, he's not coming home tonight.
You know why?
Because tonight, that girl is going to just…
Uh, you get me.
No way he's coming home. Mm-mm. No way.
You know what though?
I honestly thought
Won-jun was hopeless with girls until today.
He touched her face like this. He was smooth.
The way he alternated between anger and then passion.
And then anger some more.
He's got the idea.
It was impressive to see. Mm-hmm.
So why are you waiting here? Let's go inside.
That's what I'm doing.
Good night.
I'm very sorry.
I'm so sorry, ma'am.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
- Hey! - What?
Hey, Choi I-ra!
- What? - Come on. Wake up! Hey!
Here, drink this.
And have a bite of this.
Hey, what the hell were you thinking, trying to kiss me earlier?
A kiss isn't that important.
In Brazil, it's just how you say hi, okay?
Well, we're not in Brazil, okay?
In this country, the customs are more strict.
- Mmm. - Ah.
That's a crock of shit!
Otherwise, your friends wouldn't have acted like we were in Ibiza!
- Sh. - Just say it.
You recognized me from the beginning, so why did you act like that?
Let's just say I'm completely uninterested.
- Hey! - What?
Tell me that you missed me, Won-jun.
See what I mean? This is why I didn't wanna say I knew you.
If you sobered up, you should head home. Where do you live? Is it close?
Sorry to disappoint again.
- I still live in the dorms, huh? - Ugh!
Hey.
Cut it out. I need to go now, so let's go.
Didn't you say we can walk together?
You mean to say I have the privilege of my ex-fiancé taking me home?
Ah! Hey, get off me! Ugh!
- You know you like it! - No, I don't! Ugh, please!
Hey, stop it!
Ugh, would you quit it? Give it a rest, huh?
Hey, why are you crying?
What's wrong? People are watching?
Just so you know, I got dumped.
Dos Santos, that son of a… of a bitch.
All I needed was a new guy to date.
I wanted Dos Santos to feel jealous, but then you showed up.
Why did it have to be you?
Why you?
Hmm?
He returns.
Yeah.
You're still awake, huh?
Mmm.
What are you doing alone out here?
My lights are not working.
It's really dark inside.
There must be a power outage.
Oh, really?
Huh.
The second-floor lights are still working.
Oh, uh, did you hurt your hand?
Oh yeah.
- I must've burned it smoking. - Let me see.
Ouch. Well, it must have just happened.
Do you have any ice?
In my kitchen.
The refrigerator is still working, so it's not a full power outage.
Uh, I'll check the breaker panel for you.
So I heard you went on a blind date?
Yeah.
So what do you do on one?
Hmm, nothing unusual.
Drink some beers, couple up,
play childish games.
You really reek of alcohol.
Yeah.
I had a lot to drink.
You also reek of a women's perfume. Why is that?
Oh, it's, um, from the girl I was with.
Okay, give me your hand.
That's so weird.
I was perfectly fine earlier tonight.
So why do I suddenly feel pain just because you've somehow noticed it?
It's just the way it happens.
There are times you don't even realize you've been hurt.
And as soon as you become aware of it,
you finally notice it and it hurts.
It's strange. I know.
So that's the way it is, then?
Yes, that's the way it is.
Is that the reason I…
I feel this way?
TIME TO MOVE ON FROM YOUR PAST RELATIONSHIP
SEIZE EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO CHANGE YOUR FATE