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"POLITICS IS THE ART OF
LOOKING FOR TROUBLE,

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FINDING IT EVERYWHERE,
DIAGNOSING IT INCORRECTLY

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AND APPLYING THE WRONG REMEDIES."

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ATTRIBUTED TO GROUCHO MARX

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It's this damn government!

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We have failed.

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Socialism must be driven away
from Latin America.

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Lula da Silva was sentenced on corruption
and money laundering charges.

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An agrarian reform.

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Listen, socialists only destroy things.

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CHILEANS REJECT TAX REFORM

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-Chile is a mess, the country was sold.
-He couldn't hold on to power.

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The country is polarized.

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I got wiretapped
while one of your friends was in power.

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You and your leftist ideas
destroyed this fucking hellhole.

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Cristina Kirchner
is sentenced to six years in prison.

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"CRISTINA KIRCHNER
HAD ONE OF THE WORST ADMINISTRATIONS"

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Every time socialism
gets implemented, it sinks.

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God, you asked me to be patient.

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NAYIB BUKELE:
"GOD WANTED TO HEAL OUR COUNTRY"

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Why do so many right-wingers
see Nayib Bukele as an example?

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We must defend freedom.

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Long live freedom, damn it!

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Violence and social inequality
have another counterpart,

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territorial inequality.

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Anarchists, improvisers, malcontents.
And they're also lazy as hell, man!

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He knows the only bad thing about power
is not having it. Excuse me.

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POWER

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That kind of change
cannot be achieved in four years.

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Down with Petro!

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Colombia needs
a National Constituent Assembly.

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PETRO SEEKS REELECTION
VIA A CONSTITUENT ASSEMBLY

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We are not complaining or whining

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because we wanted to sleep
in the presidential palace.

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JUANPIS GONZÁLEZ SWEEPS AT THE POLLS

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The Historical Pact is ancient history.

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PRESIDENT-ELECT GONZÁLEZ SPEAKS

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Fascist!

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Son of a bitch!

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Fascist!

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Son of a bitch!

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Run!

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You crooked fascist!

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You stole the election!
You don't represent us, asshole!

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Run! Everyone, run!

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I never doubted
we would win the presidency.

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Never forget who brought you here.

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The best part is
leftist governments are going to end now.

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They end with you, Juan Pablo.

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Grandpa.

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BOGOTÁ, AUGUST 7, 2026

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The time has come for "Polombia"!

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Thank you, God,
and thanks to the Colombian people,

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for giving me the honor
of leading the future of our Fatherland.

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Not the Foolish one,

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but a top-quality one.

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We will reach equality
when poor people go to pay their taxes

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and do it gladly, with a sense of pride,

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knowing they will be helping a little boy…

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PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION
LIVE FROM BOLÍVAR SQUARE

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…or a little girl…
Or even, like, a baby, you know?

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You know,

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poor people are poor
because they want to be.

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Poor people of Colombia,

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we won't fail you.

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We'll be working
towards attracting investments

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that can lead to
a better quality of life for our citizens,

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but without greasing any palms.

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I'm honored to begin this task

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at the side
of the first Black vice president

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of this banana republic.

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And if you don't like him
because he is Black and fearless,

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that's too bad.

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What we can promise
is that he will never ride a Petro-copter.

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Not even my beloved Martuchis,

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who loves to sponge off
this big banana republic called Polombia,

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not even she will do that.

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And also…

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Also, things will improve in this country.

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I have no doubt about it.

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We will spread this virus of life
across the stars in the universe.

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May our love for this country be the flame

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through which the Lord
and Our Lady of Chiquinquirá

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enlighten me to succeed,

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and also to overcome
the human trait of vanity

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and correct me when I make a mistake.

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Juanpis!

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Yes!

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Juanpis!

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My name is Juan Pablo González Pombo

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and I am your president.

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JUANPIS GONZÁLEZ:
THE PEOPLE'S PRESIDENT

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Have you wondered how a guy
like Juan Pablo González Pombo

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was able to become president
of a country like Colombia?

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Welcome to this game.

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The first thing you need to understand

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is that politics
has nothing to do with morality.

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Only a select few can play.

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A circle of people that decide on the life
of the other 40 million sheep.

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After what happened
in the last four years,

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the board is tilting to one side.

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And the country is filled

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with renewable energies, farmers,

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students with a free ride to school.

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Just a bunch of slackers.

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The time has come to move the chips…

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in our favor.

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Mr. President.

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The Conservative Party
has just signed the document.

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What a great way
to start the day, Martuchis!

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-How do I look?
-Great.

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Thanks.

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Gentlemen! Welcome.

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The youngest faces of our party.
Thank you for coming.

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Welcome to the administration of change.

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-Mr. President.
-Thanks.

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So we're all set. Right?

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-We're set.
-Go ahead.

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We have to make them sign.
They don't have much time left.

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Finally.

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I'm finally the owner
of this banana plantation.

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I can already smell the power.

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The bouquet.

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Exactly, the bouquet.

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Besides, did you see it?

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-They love me.
-Right.

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That's the law of attraction, sir. Enjoy.

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Of course he'll enjoy it.

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The president has a 70% support rate
amongst the traditional parties.

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This way, he'll have free rein
to rule over this slum.

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Remember, this isn't a country,
but a tiny corner of the Earth.

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It's true.

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Ivanchis, let's deal with corruption
and make sure it's at the right scale.

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It's that simple.

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-It's a win-win, right?
-Right.

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People say,
"Yes, the guy steals, but he delivers."

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Exactly.

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Listen, Ivanchis.

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Relax.

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You should be happy. You'll get to do
all those leftist things you like.

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To make you smile,
I will appoint you officially.

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How about

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General Secretary of the Presidency?

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-I like it. He fits the bill.
-He does!

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Mr. President, I'd like to ask you
not to toy with my feelings

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because, as you very well know,

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I don't have the documentation
to work in this country.

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Listen, man. I can just call someone.

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In a few hours
I can turn Spaniards, Italians,

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and even Venezuelans, into Colombians.

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Boom, dude.

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That's what power is for.

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Exactly.

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Call the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

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Tell them that you're my private secretary
and that we need this ready today.

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Private secretary?

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Is there anyone else
who can keep my private secrets like you?

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-Mr. President.
-It's true.

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Mr. President.

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Your meeting
with the progressive commission.

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The progressives? Good God.

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Get me a mask.

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-What a drag.
-They're like a virus.

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Remember, the representative
of that commission is Senator Camila.

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Cams is here?

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Amazing.

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This is getting good.

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-Do I look good?
-Perfect. Very elegant.

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Sorry, I can't come with you
because those leftists give me a rash.

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Don't worry.

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Watch your hands. Sanitize them well.

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I'll get that lady right.

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Incorrigible.

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-Bring her!
-Yes, sir.

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Senator, how are you?
Welcome to the palace.

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Thank you.

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-Excuse me.
-Go ahead.

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Right ahead.

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To the president's office.

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Thanks, Marta. How are you?

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We're good. We're a success.

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-And you?
-A success by his side.

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-I'm glad.
-Go ahead.

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Juan Pablo.

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Camila Benavides, a.k.a. "Cams."

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Welcome.

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Your book is upside down.

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First of all, call me Mr. President.

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Second of all,

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it's called reading comprehension.

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Have a seat.

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Thank you.

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Thank you for coming.

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Let me just sign some papers here… There.

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The work never ends, you know?

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I asked you here, Cams…

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for a very simple reason.

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I want to work
with all the parties, hand in hand.

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I want us to work towards building
the country we all dream of.

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Yes. Even you.

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In the next four years,
we should do it as much as we can.

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So, of course, I thought of you
and decided to call you, because you…

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You live here.

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In my heart.

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Please, keep it professional.

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Cams, if we can't be together,

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then why don't you join us?

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Join my party,

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instead of posting online
and being part of the opposition.

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I'd be nice if you joined us.

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I don't agree with your politics
or your choice of partners.

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But I know it's important for us to
work together for the sake of our country.

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What? You don't think I feel the same way?

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What?

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My work goals are entirely based
on promoting the agrarian reform.

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Right.

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We both know that your family
is not interested in that.

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Did you hear what you just said?
My family. Not me.

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Cams, listen.

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Do you believe
I've never seen a farm in my life?

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That I've never been to one?

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I even know some peasants.

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I swear.
I have a peasant friend. He's great.

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I have his phone number. I can call him.

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I'll put him on speaker. He'll say,
"Mr. Juan Pablo and I are friends."

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Juan Pablo,
the thing is that our work goals

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are not aligned at all.

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It's a shame, but they're so different.

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Okay.

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Camila…

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Forget about me.

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Let me go.

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Light a candle tonight. Go home, relax.

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Blow out the candle,
and close the chapter on us.

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It's for your own good. I mean it.

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Juan Pablo…

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having an opposition
is a vital part of democracy.

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Totally.

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If we find a way to work together,
the country will benefit.

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I just don't see if we can find it.

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I will find it.

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Let's wait and see, Mr. President.

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Right.

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Take care.

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No, you take care.

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No, you take care.

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No, you.

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We're downtown,
you don't have many bodyguards.

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There are Venezuelans around.

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What was that guy called?

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That peasant guy.

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-Marta, have a good day.
-Thanks.

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-Bye, all.
-Buongiorno.

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Have a good day.

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Martuchis.

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My dear Mr. President!

259
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:06,674
How did it go?

260
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:07,841
It was excellent.

261
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,678
So now,

262
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,722
let the party begin!

263
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,193
To Reficlarck!

264
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:36,078
REFICLARCK REFINERY
GRAND OPENING

265
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:40,374
MONEY STOLEN: 18 TRILLION
COULD HAVE FINANCED OVER 200 SCHOOLS

266
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,818
-Hello, Senator.
-Senator Guerrero, how are you?

267
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,319
-Fine. You?
-Fine, thanks.

268
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:19,872
Juan Pablo, it's time to turn this country
into a mass of concrete.

269
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:24,626
Pave over jungles, pave over rivers,
pave over wetlands…

270
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,796
The country must be interconnected.

271
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:33,969
"TO THE MOON 1" ROAD
THE ROAD FOR ALL COLOMBIANS

272
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:38,182
MONEY STOLEN: OVER 500 BILLION
COULD HAVE FINANCED 10 HOSPITALS

273
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,860
Come on, shake it!

274
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,332
Look what I found
on the back of the plane.

275
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:21,809
Ms. Martuchis, they even changed my name.

276
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,602
It's now pronounced differently.

277
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:41,328
The agrarian reform I'm proposing

278
00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:45,707
will not only give back purchasing power
to Colombian farmers,

279
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:49,962
but it will also give them back the lands

280
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,006
they have been
systematically displaced from

281
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,759
by order of the present
and former administrations

282
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,345
through paramilitary forces.

283
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,305
And these pa…

284
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:08,272
These paramilitary forces
have obviously been sponsored

285
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,941
by wealthy families in Colombia.

286
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,778
At this point,
I would like Senator Aristizabal

287
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,824
to make some remarks about this topic,

288
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:21,410
since he seems
more interested in the food,

289
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,413
especially the salmon
he has just received.

290
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:29,042
That seems more important
than the social justice our country needs.

291
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:34,298
President Madrugo
is talking about Nanómeros,

292
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,216
the company we bought from Colombia,

293
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,970
but haven't been able to run
because of the border closures.

294
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:42,389
Since it's losing money,

295
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,142
they're willing to consider offers.

296
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:49,605
Please, tell me
how the Nanómeros business works.

297
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:53,942
Nanómeros sells fertilizers,
my dear president.

298
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,780
It's the number one commodity
in the production of food

299
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,282
for both our countries.

300
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,242
And everyone has to eat, right?

301
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,746
It would mean making a profit
from every plate

302
00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:09,166
that is set on the table
of every Colombian family.

303
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,710
And then we can tell the press that…

304
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,214
that we are solving hunger.

305
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,760
-Boom! It's an amazing deal!
-Iván.

306
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,805
Of course not, Juan Pablo.

307
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,098
We sold that company

308
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:28,602
because we didn't want
to get involved with Venezuela!

309
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:32,064
Their current politics and ours
are completely misaligned.

310
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:33,023
Okay, listen.

311
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,860
Grandpa, politics don't matter.
What matters are profits.

312
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,278
I said no.

313
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:41,406
We refuse to work with President Madrugo.

314
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,493
It goes against everything we are
and what we do.

315
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:45,452
I told you!

316
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:46,828
No!

317
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:54,795
Listen, man,
we won't do business with terrorists

318
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:58,548
or any type of regime like yours,
especially not Madrugo, okay?

319
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:01,134
In fact, we'll close the border.

320
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,511
To teach you a lesson.

321
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,389
Listen, you.
Enough with the party, boys. Okay?

322
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,432
Wipe your nose, man.

323
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,977
Okay, Mr. President.

324
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:13,313
But about those party boys…
That's just a rumor, okay?

325
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,107
I have to go. I'm busy.

326
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,150
Kisses. Bye.

327
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,239
Gentlemen, cheers.

328
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:23,991
-Cheers!
-Cheers!

329
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:30,163
A politician's power

330
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,792
is exerted through weapons.

331
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:37,045
A country's sovereignty

332
00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:39,548
should not be granted,

333
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,801
it should just be seized.

334
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,928
It's that simple.

335
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:50,142
I want to announce that we have bought

336
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,061
a couple of toys.

337
00:21:56,189 --> 00:22:01,611
Because this administration
refuses to fraternize

338
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,573
or negotiate with terrorists.

339
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:06,491
That's right.

340
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:09,911
Yes, I'm talking to you,
President Madrugo.

341
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:13,540
I have requested the closure
and militarization

342
00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:15,542
of our border with your country.

343
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,544
Squad!

344
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:21,673
Never lose your faith or your discipline.

345
00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:26,720
Because I feel very proud
to be your commander-in-chief.

346
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,513
Hooah!

347
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,140
Hooah!

348
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:35,812
MILITARY SPENDING: 500 BILLION

349
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:38,482
MONEY DIVERTED FROM PEACEKEEPING EFFORTS

350
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:43,779
PEACE

351
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:46,990
Awesome!

352
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,368
Hi, Jenny.

353
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:51,453
Hi.

354
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:02,672
What happened?

355
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:04,883
Not a fucking thing.

356
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:07,552
Have you seen it?

357
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,140
Look.

358
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:15,143
Look at the wonderful president we have.

359
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:21,191
He has missed more than 82 meetings
with the farmer's rights committee.

360
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:23,193
He canceled every appointment
due to scheduling.

361
00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:25,570
REINFORCED DEFENSES ON OUR BORDERS
A HUGE STEP FOR OUR COUNTRY

362
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:29,282
But he does have time to spend on planes
and war. We should declare war on him!

363
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:31,618
We need to keep a cool head, Jenny.

364
00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:34,246
I was just in Congress.

365
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:38,959
-They seem more receptive to the reform.
-Camila, please.

366
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:46,842
REINFORCED DEFENSES ON OUR BORDERS

367
00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:49,344
POPULARITY RATES 2027
AUG 2026 - AUG 2027

368
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:54,850
AMAZON - ANDEAN
CARIBBEAN - ORINOCO - PACIFIC

369
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:58,812
The House of Nariño
is the heart of the Colombian people.

370
00:24:01,481 --> 00:24:02,983
How many can you do?

371
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:05,735
I only use my head to think.

372
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:10,657
We will not fail
the needy people of Colombia.

373
00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:16,496
We need to be a resilient nation

374
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,331
to fix the past

375
00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:21,710
and build the future that Polombia wants!

376
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:24,087
CLOSE TO PARADISE
A MIRACLE CALLED JUANPIS

377
00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:28,300
Today marks your first year as president,

378
00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:31,428
and you have a 75% approval rating.

379
00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:34,389
One of the highest in our history.

380
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,266
How do you feel about this?

381
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:40,979
Well, my dear Afro-descendant journalist,
I feel great.

382
00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:45,901
That's the result of having
a premium, top-quality government.

383
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:49,362
As a politician,
I've always worked for all the people.

384
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:50,280
Always.

385
00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:53,241
What's needed now?
Investors need security.

386
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:56,077
Are we working on that? Of course we are.

387
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:59,498
And we also need results
for our Polombian people.

388
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:02,292
What's next on your second year?

389
00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:05,212
We want to know
what your next challenges are.

390
00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:06,838
Good question, Nicky.

391
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,216
Challenges? Everything is a challenge.

392
00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:14,262
Nicky, one of my biggest flaws,
ever since I was little,

393
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,556
has always been perfection.

394
00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:27,400
Thank you.

395
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:28,527
I said bravo!

396
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:39,120
Anything else, Mr. President?

397
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,456
Thanks. That's perfect for now.

398
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:42,374
See you later.

399
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,751
Hey, cheers!

400
00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:49,214
Do you like the club?
It's my grandfather's, so it's mine.

401
00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:53,009
Someone wants to take part of it
and build a small park.

402
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:54,928
That would be awful, right?

403
00:25:55,595 --> 00:25:56,555
What?

404
00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:59,224
Mr. President, we're ready.

405
00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:09,526
Gentlemen.

406
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:16,241
All right, here we are.

407
00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:17,951
Thank you, Mr. President,

408
00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:21,871
for being an ally
to the people making our country work.

409
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,373
Gentlemen, proceed.

410
00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:28,962
THANK YOU!

411
00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:37,220
Okay.

412
00:26:40,807 --> 00:26:42,017
Thank you very much.

413
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,853
Excuse me, sir.

414
00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:53,069
Sir, a warning.
I think they're ripping you off.

415
00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:54,487
I know, moron.

416
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:55,405
Grandpa!

417
00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:01,328
Thank you.

418
00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:06,958
Can you tell me what my share is?

419
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:11,254
Juan Pablo,
you get 4% of every business deal.

420
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,590
Four percent?

421
00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:15,300
-Ivanchis?
-Sir?

422
00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:17,802
Do the math, please.

423
00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:19,512
I already did, sir.

424
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,097
Okay, sir. Here it is.

425
00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:25,185
It's 70 billion pesos for the down payment
on the Internet deal,

426
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:28,271
another 500 billion pesos
for the peace thing,

427
00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:32,734
and 2.9 trillion pesos for the refinery.

428
00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:36,488
Then another 200 billion pesos
for road infrastructure works.

429
00:27:36,571 --> 00:27:40,033
The total is 3.6 trillion pesos.

430
00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:45,664
Three point six trillion pesos, huh?

431
00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:49,793
A member of the Senate
in this shithole country

432
00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:53,546
could earn yearly, oh, I don't know,
maybe something like…

433
00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:57,801
150 billion pesos, on a bad year?

434
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:02,931
And I, the President of the Republic,

435
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,141
the face of this country,

436
00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,602
end up becoming a meme.

437
00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,855
And getting ripped off.

438
00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:11,773
Quiet.

439
00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:14,693
What's wrong with you, Juan Pablo?

440
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,571
You're getting
your fair share of the deals.

441
00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:21,282
That's the way these things go.

442
00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:24,411
I thought I was dealing with honest men.

443
00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:33,586
-Ivanchis.
-Sir.

444
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:35,922
The briefcase, idiot.

445
00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:40,635
-Excuse me.
-Excuse me.

446
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:46,159
According to the last report,

447
00:29:46,242 --> 00:29:50,455
15% of Colombians
are living at the poverty line.

448
00:29:50,538 --> 00:29:55,752
That's why we need to strengthen plans
to fight hunger in rural areas.

449
00:29:57,128 --> 00:30:00,256
The agrarian reform
your ex-girlfriend is proposing…

450
00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:04,010
I mean, Ms. Camila.

451
00:30:04,093 --> 00:30:05,970
Excuse me, Senator Camila.

452
00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:09,682
That reform will help farmers
produce a lot more food,

453
00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:14,687
and in that way, we can fully eliminate
food insecurity in our country.

454
00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:19,734
Mr. President, I think it's time
for us to talk about fertilizers.

455
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,986
Our administration needs to commit…

456
00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:26,282
Get your hands off.

457
00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:31,246
Of course.

458
00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:37,043
There's our answer.

459
00:30:37,126 --> 00:30:38,127
Fertilizers.

460
00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:45,677
Fertilizers.

461
00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:48,596
-Martuchis.
-Sir?

462
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,598
-Get everybody out.
-Sorry?

463
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,809
Get them all out.

464
00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,353
Out. Leave, please.

465
00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:56,938
Out!

466
00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:58,439
Go!

467
00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:00,066
Everybody out!

468
00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:01,609
Move, go!

469
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:07,407
I am a fucking genius, man. I really am.

470
00:31:07,490 --> 00:31:09,325
Ms. Martuchis, are you okay?

471
00:31:10,743 --> 00:31:13,788
Guys, I have a brilliant idea.

472
00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:19,794
We need to strengthen plans
to fight hunger in rural areas.

473
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,756
What does the agrarian reform entail?

474
00:31:24,757 --> 00:31:25,633
That's it.

475
00:31:26,467 --> 00:31:29,721
Farmers would produce more food.

476
00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:30,930
What would that do?

477
00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:33,141
Eliminate food insecurity.

478
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,560
What our government must do

479
00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:39,898
is guarantee the purchase of supplies

480
00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:43,860
for those peasant guys
to increase production.

481
00:31:44,485 --> 00:31:46,446
That was the answer, Ivanchis.

482
00:31:46,529 --> 00:31:48,406
Fertilizers.

483
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,117
It's all about fertilizers.

484
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:56,372
Plus, it's the perfect excuse
to buy that company Bendedetti mentioned.

485
00:31:56,456 --> 00:31:57,874
Nanómeros, sir.

486
00:31:57,957 --> 00:31:59,542
Fertilizers.

487
00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:04,881
Martuchis,
get me a ham and cheese sandwich.

488
00:32:04,964 --> 00:32:06,049
Some powder too.

489
00:32:07,216 --> 00:32:09,719
I mean, powdered coffee. The one I like.

490
00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:16,726
You moron, don't just stand there.
Explain how this shit works!

491
00:32:16,809 --> 00:32:17,936
Mr. President,

492
00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:24,609
Nanómeros supplies fertilizers
for 40% of the country's food production.

493
00:32:24,692 --> 00:32:27,195
If we resume diplomatic relations

494
00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:29,656
with the leftist governments
in Latin America,

495
00:32:29,739 --> 00:32:32,992
that 40% could increase to 80%.

496
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:35,620
What are we waiting for?

497
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,163
Let's buy it!

498
00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:39,791
The thing is, it's not that easy, sir.

499
00:32:39,874 --> 00:32:43,461
Colombia sold it to Venezuela
a few years ago, and now it costs triple.

500
00:32:43,544 --> 00:32:47,256
Since you closed the border
and suspended diplomatic relations,

501
00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:48,508
it will be difficult.

502
00:32:49,717 --> 00:32:53,638
Owning the sale of fertilizers
in an entire agricultural continent,

503
00:32:53,721 --> 00:32:55,974
is this administration's checkmate.

504
00:32:56,057 --> 00:33:00,937
How the hell can we get
350 million dollars to buy it back?

505
00:33:02,021 --> 00:33:05,274
Do what people always do in this country.

506
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:09,112
Pay your share using government money.

507
00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:14,951
Half the company
belongs to the government.

508
00:33:15,034 --> 00:33:18,162
The other half belongs
to this new association.

509
00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:24,794
My dear Martuchis,
you're a fucking genius.

510
00:33:25,294 --> 00:33:26,629
That's it!

511
00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:29,132
Let's buy it. What are we waiting for?

512
00:33:29,215 --> 00:33:31,175
Your grandfather won't like it.

513
00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:34,595
Grandpa decided
to cut me out of his business dealings.

514
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:37,098
So I'll do the same.

515
00:33:38,766 --> 00:33:40,059
Don't forget this.

516
00:33:40,935 --> 00:33:44,188
Your grandfather…
You need to be careful with him.

517
00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:51,195
To achieve this, you need flexibility

518
00:33:52,321 --> 00:33:54,699
in terms of political stances.

519
00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:03,166
-Hello?
-Camila, my girl, Martuchis here.

520
00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:04,667
Marta, I'm a senator.

521
00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:06,627
Don't call me that.

522
00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:07,712
Sure, my girl.

523
00:34:07,795 --> 00:34:11,716
Juanpis asked me to invite you
for a meeting tonight.

524
00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:16,471
Tell the president that I'll be there.

525
00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:17,930
-All right.
-Thanks.

526
00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:19,515
Thank you, ma'am.

527
00:34:23,102 --> 00:34:24,103
What was that?

528
00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:27,648
President González Pombo
wants to meet with me.

529
00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:32,153
Trust me. I know how to handle Juan Pablo.

530
00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:34,655
When there's a will, there's a way.

531
00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:40,745
Alliances.

532
00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:43,331
They're older than politics itself.

533
00:34:43,956 --> 00:34:47,627
Making an alliance with someone
implies, unmistakably,

534
00:34:47,710 --> 00:34:50,630
to take on someone more powerful.

535
00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:20,284
What's with all this beautiful music
and the fancy dinner, Mr. President?

536
00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:22,036
I thought things were clear.

537
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:26,707
Cams, it's the least I can do
for a female like you.

538
00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:32,755
Let me tell you this. You look gorgeous.

539
00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:34,674
I mean it. You look… wow.

540
00:35:34,757 --> 00:35:36,759
-A bit informal, yes.
-Thanks.

541
00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:38,010
But very much you.

542
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:40,555
Good evening.

543
00:35:44,267 --> 00:35:45,101
Cams,

544
00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:47,645
I asked you to come

545
00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:50,898
because I can't work anymore

546
00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:54,902
until we set
our romantic situation straight.

547
00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:56,237
I'm like…

548
00:35:57,613 --> 00:36:00,575
-What?
-There's no romantic situation.

549
00:36:00,658 --> 00:36:02,493
There's nothing to talk about.

550
00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:04,245
Okay.

551
00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:09,792
Stop that, damn it!

552
00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:11,544
Get out!

553
00:36:11,627 --> 00:36:12,712
Get out, now!

554
00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:16,048
Fucking asshole.

555
00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:19,635
Okay.

556
00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:25,850
Since we can't be
boyfriend and girlfriend,

557
00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:28,603
let's be collaborators.

558
00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:31,772
Listen, Cams.

559
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:35,276
Something that I admire about you is…

560
00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:39,614
that you're always one step ahead.

561
00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:40,698
You…

562
00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:43,451
You do wonderful things.

563
00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:47,246
I mean it. It's like, "Wow." Honestly.

564
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:48,289
You know what?

565
00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:52,126
I think you and I
are meant for great things.

566
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,336
Great things.

567
00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:55,296
Cams,

568
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,049
I want you and I to be

569
00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:00,635
like the States.

570
00:37:04,472 --> 00:37:05,598
United.

571
00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:08,184
-No.
-Yes.

572
00:37:08,684 --> 00:37:10,811
I know that this project of yours

573
00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:13,356
goes beyond politics.

574
00:37:13,439 --> 00:37:16,067
I know that,
as part of the agrarian reform,

575
00:37:16,150 --> 00:37:22,490
you want to take all of those lands
and give them to the people.

576
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:25,534
And that's wonderful of you. I like it.

577
00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:28,913
So I have a proposal for you. A dream.

578
00:37:30,164 --> 00:37:32,875
Let's build the country we've longed for.

579
00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:35,795
Let's form a coalition, you and me.

580
00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:42,718
Cams, I know that you need votes
to get the agrarian reform passed.

581
00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,554
I can help you with that.

582
00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:47,974
On one condition.

583
00:37:48,808 --> 00:37:51,352
You'll help me convince all peasants

584
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,814
to purchase fertilizers

585
00:37:55,564 --> 00:37:56,899
from Nanómeros.

586
00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:01,404
Right?

587
00:38:12,748 --> 00:38:16,711
Listen, guys.
Do you realize what happened?

588
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:20,298
Look. This is a landmark moment.

589
00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:25,052
A domestic worker
changed the country's fate.

590
00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:29,140
And if someone doesn't like it, too bad.

591
00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:34,270
-Yes!
-Cheers!

592
00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:49,285
NFC 24/7
NEWS

593
00:38:49,368 --> 00:38:50,369
Good afternoon.

594
00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:54,582
An unexpected visit
from President González Pombo to Venezuela

595
00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:57,960
opens the possibility
of restoring relations

596
00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:01,922
between the presidents of Colombia
and our neighboring country.

597
00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:04,925
It is absolutely important

598
00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:08,804
to restore diplomatic relationships
with our neighbor.

599
00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:14,560
Having wisdom requires us to learn to work

600
00:39:14,643 --> 00:39:18,022
with people who think differently from us.

601
00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:19,690
My goal?

602
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:23,444
To target hunger in both our countries.

603
00:39:24,111 --> 00:39:25,196
Thank you.

604
00:39:30,451 --> 00:39:34,080
VISIT OPENS THE POSSIBILITY
OF DIPLOMATIC RELATIONSHIPS

605
00:39:36,957 --> 00:39:39,043
What's wrong with your grandson?

606
00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:41,545
What's this about ending hunger?

607
00:39:42,129 --> 00:39:44,673
What business of ours was he referring to?

608
00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:46,300
It's about Nanómeros.

609
00:39:47,259 --> 00:39:50,888
He went ahead with the deal
Bendedetti tried to pitch to us.

610
00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:55,101
That requires passing the agrarian reform,
and you know what it means.

611
00:39:55,184 --> 00:39:57,937
They'll try to take our lands away
once more.

612
00:39:58,020 --> 00:40:00,815
Don't worry.
Nobody will take anything from you.

613
00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:05,277
I'll talk to him
and ask him what he's working on.

614
00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:07,279
Either you put him in his place,

615
00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:10,449
or we'll have to retaliate against you

616
00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:12,660
to protect our association.

617
00:40:20,334 --> 00:40:23,254
Dude, I have a wonderful idea.

618
00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:24,338
-What?
-What?

619
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:28,759
Mapix, I declare you to be
the new president of this joint.

620
00:40:30,886 --> 00:40:34,098
Lead this country. Anyone can do it.

621
00:40:34,181 --> 00:40:35,683
What position will I get?

622
00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:39,895
I'll appoint you as minister,
and you'll be my vice president.

623
00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:42,231
-No, chief of staff.
-Chief of staff.

624
00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:44,150
-Private secretary.
-Cheers to--

625
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,361
Get out now, ladies!

626
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:54,368
Girls, please step out for a sec
and come back later.

627
00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:03,252
Mr. Pombo.

628
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:08,424
What brings you to the office
of the President of the Republic?

629
00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:12,970
I won't let you ruin the goals
of our association, Juan Pablo.

630
00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:16,474
We already know all about your dealings.

631
00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:19,602
Our association is willing to forgive you

632
00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:24,899
if we get appointed
to the Board of Directors of Nanómeros.

633
00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:26,233
Just like before.

634
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,863
Don't make me laugh, old man.

635
00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:34,700
Didn't you say it was a terrible deal?

636
00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:42,124
Don't blow things out of proportion.

637
00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:44,752
You're getting your fair share.

638
00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:47,880
"That's the way these things go."

639
00:41:47,963 --> 00:41:48,923
Right?

640
00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:51,884
Don't make us take revenge, Juan Pablo.

641
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:56,639
Fix your mistake.
You have one week to undo that deal.

642
00:41:57,598 --> 00:41:58,641
I won't do that.

643
00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:03,187
I no longer take orders from you.

644
00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:06,941
Don't you know who I am?

645
00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:12,404
I knew I couldn't trust
a good-for-nothing like you.

646
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,782
This good-for-nothing

647
00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:17,785
is pushing you out of the business.

648
00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:22,957
Okay,

649
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,668
my dear President.

650
00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:30,506
Get ready,
because I'll turn the country against you.

651
00:42:32,758 --> 00:42:35,553
You're the one who doesn't know who I am.

652
00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:37,763
Or what I can do.

653
00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:39,098
Get out.

654
00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:41,809
Get the hell out!

655
00:42:41,892 --> 00:42:42,810
Girls!

656
00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:47,022
The old man is leaving,
so let's get back to the party!

657
00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:00,369
-Is everything okay?
-Yes.

658
00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:03,372
Everything's perfect. Really great.

659
00:43:03,455 --> 00:43:05,291
-Private secretary, right?
-Yes.

660
00:43:19,555 --> 00:43:21,599
You're working with the president?

661
00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:25,477
Do I need to do things on my own now?

662
00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:29,940
Having the president's support
can open doors.

663
00:43:33,068 --> 00:43:34,236
Two more weeks…

664
00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:38,365
to get Congress to support the bill.

665
00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:41,327
No.

666
00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:46,957
No, we can't wait two more weeks, Camila.

667
00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:51,920
González Pombo's administration
built a concrete jungle.

668
00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:55,132
And we are going to destroy it.

669
00:43:57,885 --> 00:43:59,511
Concrete is visible, right?

670
00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:00,846
Look at it.

671
00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:04,350
If it gets destroyed,
you will go down for that.

672
00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:06,769
Did you forget that?

673
00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:14,735
Good luck.

674
00:44:19,281 --> 00:44:20,199
Same to you.

675
00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:43,305
Let us remember that in the past,
power was in the hands of a select few.

676
00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:45,391
But from now on,

677
00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:49,978
we will live in a country
with social justice,

678
00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:52,731
a country with food security,

679
00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:54,525
and a new society.

680
00:44:56,318 --> 00:44:58,529
Amidst these winds of change,

681
00:44:59,613 --> 00:45:03,283
last night I've given myself permission,
for the third time,

682
00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:07,079
to ask for the resignation
of my entire cabinet.

683
00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:12,376
The winds of change are in the air,
and you can feel the good energy.

684
00:45:12,459 --> 00:45:13,544
Yes, sir.

685
00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:18,757
That's why today, I want to introduce

686
00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:22,094
my new Minister of Agriculture.

687
00:45:22,177 --> 00:45:23,470
MINISTER OF AGRICULTURE

688
00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:28,016
A man who is holding in his hands
an agrarian reform

689
00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:31,937
that will solve hunger
by improving agricultural productivity.

690
00:45:32,479 --> 00:45:34,648
He has experienced hunger himself

691
00:45:35,649 --> 00:45:38,277
many times, until he came to our country.

692
00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:41,780
Obviously,
he has excellent nutrition here.

693
00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:46,452
This reform will include regulations

694
00:45:46,535 --> 00:45:49,788
so we can become
a self-sufficient country.

695
00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:55,169
A country that has the supplies
and fertilizers required

696
00:45:55,961 --> 00:45:59,506
to feed not only the peasants
in rural areas,

697
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:04,136
but also every man, woman
and non-binary person in the country.

698
00:46:16,064 --> 00:46:19,777
WORKING FOR THE "PEOPLE"
IN THE COUNTRYSIDE

699
00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:27,618
NICOLÁS MONTERO
MINISTER OF CULTURE

700
00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:33,957
MINISTER OF SPORT

701
00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:35,459
Come on, fat-asses!

702
00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:37,044
MINISTER OF DEFENSE

703
00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:42,466
MINISTER OF FINANCE

704
00:46:42,966 --> 00:46:44,343
MINISTER OF INFRASTRUCTURE

705
00:46:49,431 --> 00:46:50,974
Run! Run, man!

706
00:46:51,058 --> 00:46:52,309
Run, slowpoke!

707
00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:56,605
The reform bill
Senator Camila is promoting

708
00:46:56,688 --> 00:46:57,815
cannot be passed.

709
00:46:58,982 --> 00:47:02,402
You need to personally make sure of that.

710
00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:07,199
You have free rein
to try to change the senators' votes.

711
00:47:07,282 --> 00:47:09,243
Offer them whatever they want.

712
00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:16,583
You know what it's like
dealing with representatives.

713
00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:20,170
They can change their mind at any time.

714
00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:22,506
That's not going to happen

715
00:47:23,006 --> 00:47:25,551
if they understand
they can't go against us.

716
00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:30,681
What's this?

717
00:47:31,598 --> 00:47:33,308
What is this?

718
00:47:34,017 --> 00:47:35,519
Didn't you read the memo?

719
00:47:36,311 --> 00:47:39,273
The president is allergic
to these feathers!

720
00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:40,774
-But--
-No buts!

721
00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:43,610
Get out. I want you out of my sight.

722
00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:47,489
Move, stupid!

723
00:47:47,573 --> 00:47:49,199
Martuchis, come with me.

724
00:47:49,283 --> 00:47:50,117
Do me a favor.

725
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:55,080
Make sure that all the representatives
vote for the reform in the next session.

726
00:47:55,163 --> 00:47:59,293
Tell them that without it,
the deal is dead.

727
00:47:59,376 --> 00:48:01,962
Don't worry, Juanpis. I'm a team player.

728
00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:04,548
But you can't play in that outfit.

729
00:48:04,631 --> 00:48:07,843
Listen. Do whatever you have to do.

730
00:48:07,926 --> 00:48:09,511
-And you, Ivanchis.
-Sir.

731
00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:13,390
Tell the press secretary
to get all the statements ready.

732
00:48:13,473 --> 00:48:16,435
Iván will handle the press,
I'll handle the representatives,

733
00:48:16,518 --> 00:48:17,978
and your hands are clean.

734
00:48:18,812 --> 00:48:23,066
There are 163 representatives in Congress.

735
00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:26,320
Out of those 163, 55 are in favor,

736
00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:30,115
68 are against, and 40 are undecided.

737
00:48:30,198 --> 00:48:35,203
Out of the undecided ones, we'll pick
those whose votes we know we can turn.

738
00:48:35,287 --> 00:48:38,916
We can offer them whatever they need.
Are we clear?

739
00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:43,795
That's my nanny, man.

740
00:48:45,505 --> 00:48:47,007
Don't be silly.

741
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:49,176
It's just a simple plan.

742
00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:51,261
Corruption looks great on her.

743
00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:53,472
-Take notes.
-Yes, sir.

744
00:48:56,683 --> 00:49:02,064
I know that the Ministry of Culture
might not be the most attractive offer.

745
00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:07,194
And just between us girls,
I don't even know what they do.

746
00:49:09,029 --> 00:49:13,158
But it's very important,
and a good place to play around.

747
00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:15,410
What about a position there?

748
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:22,417
And the president will get you
and your group an eight-figure sum.

749
00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:25,796
Mr. Pombo wants to appoint you president.

750
00:49:26,922 --> 00:49:32,344
If you vote against the bill,
he'll guarantee funding for your campaign.

751
00:50:29,609 --> 00:50:32,195
BILLIONS SPENT BUYING OFF VOTES

752
00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:45,667
AGRARIAN REFORM VOTING SESSION

753
00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:50,797
In order to fight hunger and poverty,
we need to strengthen our industry.

754
00:50:50,881 --> 00:50:55,260
That's why the reform will guarantee
that food for Colombians is cultivated

755
00:50:55,343 --> 00:50:58,430
using Colombian fertilizers,
to support our country.

756
00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:01,725
That's how we'll achieve our goal,

757
00:51:01,808 --> 00:51:05,687
knowing and seeing, one day,
that every Colombian citizen,

758
00:51:05,771 --> 00:51:08,440
every man, child, elder, or adult,

759
00:51:08,523 --> 00:51:11,068
can have a decent plate of food
on the table.

760
00:51:11,151 --> 00:51:13,153
Thank you, my fellow senators.

761
00:51:17,282 --> 00:51:19,534
VOTE COUNT
FOR/AGAINST

762
00:51:19,618 --> 00:51:21,411
Silence, please!

763
00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:25,415
Silence, senators.
Everybody in the gallery, quiet, please.

764
00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:27,459
Silence, please.

765
00:51:28,126 --> 00:51:30,420
The voting session continues.

766
00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:36,593
And now I give the floor
to the honorable Senator Sánchez.

767
00:51:36,676 --> 00:51:38,053
Your vote, please.

768
00:51:39,137 --> 00:51:40,388
Thank you, President.

769
00:51:41,973 --> 00:51:43,642
For the sake of our country,

770
00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:46,937
I vote against the agrarian reform.

771
00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:48,438
-No!
-Son of a bitch!

772
00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:51,441
-Watch your mouth.
-Sorry. How many are left?

773
00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:52,609
Order!

774
00:51:52,692 --> 00:51:53,902
Three left, sir.

775
00:51:53,985 --> 00:51:56,279
Silence, please. Silence.

776
00:51:56,363 --> 00:52:00,617
And now, the honorable Senator Hernández.

777
00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:01,660
State your vote.

778
00:52:04,663 --> 00:52:05,997
I vote in favor.

779
00:52:06,081 --> 00:52:07,958
Yes! Come on!

780
00:52:10,377 --> 00:52:12,629
Silence, please.

781
00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:17,717
The honorable Senator Bocanegra.
Your vote, please.

782
00:52:20,512 --> 00:52:21,805
I vote against.

783
00:52:21,888 --> 00:52:23,557
-No! Son of a bitch!
-No!

784
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:24,808
Son of a bitch!

785
00:52:24,891 --> 00:52:25,976
Stupid asshole!

786
00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:28,103
That was wrong of me.

787
00:52:33,483 --> 00:52:34,693
CONGRESSIONAL VOTES
FOR/AGAINST

788
00:52:34,776 --> 00:52:36,444
Silence, please!

789
00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:38,071
The voting continues.

790
00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:40,907
This will be the last vote.

791
00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:43,034
It will decide the outcome.

792
00:52:44,035 --> 00:52:46,413
The honorable Senator Trespalacios.

793
00:52:46,496 --> 00:52:47,789
Your vote, please.

794
00:52:58,216 --> 00:52:59,551
My vote is…

795
00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:02,971
in favor.

796
00:53:03,054 --> 00:53:04,222
No!

797
00:53:04,306 --> 00:53:06,474
-Yes!
-Yes!

798
00:53:10,270 --> 00:53:11,897
-Get me powder.
-Not here.

799
00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:13,899
Not here. Do it at home.

800
00:53:15,650 --> 00:53:17,569
-Cheers, guys!
-Good job, sir.

801
00:53:21,406 --> 00:53:22,324
Good!

802
00:53:24,659 --> 00:53:26,494
LIVE FROM CONGRESS

803
00:53:26,578 --> 00:53:27,579
Good.

804
00:53:29,331 --> 00:53:32,417
Politics is a leap of faith.

805
00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:35,378
Faith in the deal, faith in the proponent,

806
00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:39,758
faith in the common interests of a nation
that was built for a select few.

807
00:53:39,841 --> 00:53:41,092
For them,

808
00:53:41,968 --> 00:53:43,178
for us.

809
00:53:51,686 --> 00:53:57,192
@TOOBADMAGAZINE:
IS THE NEW AGRARIAN REFORM GOOD OR BAD?

810
00:53:58,693 --> 00:53:59,736
Mr. Secretary.

811
00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:02,322
ANOTHER PROMISE TO END HUNGER
IN THE COUNTRY?

812
00:54:02,405 --> 00:54:04,324
Welcome. How are your kids? I'm glad.

813
00:54:04,407 --> 00:54:05,408
Welcome.

814
00:54:07,285 --> 00:54:08,703
Mr. President.

815
00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:11,122
@THENEWS:
IS THE THREAT OF EXPROPRIATION BACK?

816
00:54:11,206 --> 00:54:13,541
Your leadership was phenomenal.

817
00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:16,836
An effective leader can't show mercy.

818
00:54:24,469 --> 00:54:27,013
Listen, dude. It's your home.

819
00:54:28,348 --> 00:54:29,808
Thanks, everyone.

820
00:54:32,310 --> 00:54:33,812
Mr. President.

821
00:54:34,437 --> 00:54:36,940
These are the magazines
coming out tomorrow.

822
00:54:38,566 --> 00:54:41,361
"Senator Camila Benavides."

823
00:54:42,070 --> 00:54:43,571
You can't trust anyone.

824
00:54:44,155 --> 00:54:46,199
-Get that riffraff away.
-Yes.

825
00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:51,871
Please leave.

826
00:54:51,955 --> 00:54:54,916
The president wants to talk
to Senator Camila.

827
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,459
-Excuse me.
-Go ahead.

828
00:54:56,543 --> 00:54:57,752
Women in politics.

829
00:54:59,671 --> 00:55:02,215
Cams.

830
00:55:03,717 --> 00:55:05,802
The woman of the hour. Congrats.

831
00:55:06,803 --> 00:55:07,637
Thanks.

832
00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:11,558
It was thanks to you.
This couldn't have happened without you.

833
00:55:11,641 --> 00:55:12,559
Obviously.

834
00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:17,063
Who would have guessed
that you and I would be together again?

835
00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:18,815
That's true.

836
00:55:19,774 --> 00:55:22,777
A few months ago,
you and I collaborating would've been

837
00:55:23,486 --> 00:55:24,738
impossible.

838
00:55:25,697 --> 00:55:26,531
Cams,

839
00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:30,118
you and I are meant to be together.

840
00:55:30,201 --> 00:55:31,036
Look.

841
00:55:32,829 --> 00:55:34,039
I have a proposal.

842
00:55:35,165 --> 00:55:38,501
Why don't you and I
make a full-time alliance?

843
00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:40,670
And I mean full-time.

844
00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:43,923
Mr. President, you haven't changed.

845
00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:46,926
Think about it, Cams.

846
00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:49,220
Congratulations.

847
00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:55,477
What a bitch.

848
00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:58,146
How are you, ma'am?

849
00:56:05,528 --> 00:56:06,446
Mr. Robayo!

850
00:56:08,573 --> 00:56:11,368
Just between us friends, sir,

851
00:56:11,451 --> 00:56:16,331
I wanted to thank you for supporting us
and the agrarian reform.

852
00:56:16,414 --> 00:56:22,962
If members of congress hadn't intervened,
there would not have been a tie.

853
00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:26,383
I'll always be on the side
that benefits all of us.

854
00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:29,010
I have a high regard for the Pombo family.

855
00:56:29,886 --> 00:56:33,473
Tell the president
not to forget about my share.

856
00:56:36,267 --> 00:56:39,104
Sorry. Your share? I don't understand.

857
00:56:40,772 --> 00:56:41,773
Come on, Iván.

858
00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:45,318
Don't tell me
you're just getting a salary.

859
00:56:46,111 --> 00:56:49,155
You still have a lot to learn
about politics.

860
00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:51,866
Mr. Minister.

861
00:57:12,679 --> 00:57:14,139
Mr. President.

862
00:57:14,764 --> 00:57:15,890
-I…
-Talk later.

863
00:57:19,018 --> 00:57:19,936
Japan!

864
00:57:20,770 --> 00:57:21,771
Konnichiwa.

865
00:57:22,730 --> 00:57:24,732
Politics is dynamic.

866
00:57:24,816 --> 00:57:27,610
It's ever-changing. It fluctuates.

867
00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:29,404
Everyone moves around.

868
00:57:29,487 --> 00:57:32,657
But you have to learn how best to do it.

869
00:57:33,324 --> 00:57:34,868
ATLANTIC OCEAN

870
00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:45,211
Information is the gateway
to power, dear Jenny.

871
00:57:45,753 --> 00:57:46,880
You have access.

872
00:57:47,797 --> 00:57:49,674
This may be of interest to you.

873
00:58:06,524 --> 00:58:08,526
JENNY: ROBAYO CONTACTED ME

874
00:58:19,287 --> 00:58:20,705
Attention, Colombia.

875
00:58:20,788 --> 00:58:25,084
While Congress
just passed the agrarian reform,

876
00:58:25,168 --> 00:58:27,462
there is information on social media

877
00:58:27,545 --> 00:58:31,382
about potential irregularities
in the State's procurement choices,

878
00:58:31,466 --> 00:58:36,221
where government officials would benefit
from various country-wide projects.

879
00:58:36,304 --> 00:58:39,933
If this is true,
it would implicate the president

880
00:58:40,016 --> 00:58:43,520
in one of the biggest corruption scandals
in recent history.

881
00:59:16,886 --> 00:59:18,680
-What?
-It was on Nicky's show.

882
00:59:18,763 --> 00:59:20,807
It's all over the media, Marta.

883
00:59:20,890 --> 00:59:23,810
-This is confidential, okay?
-I'll kick them out.

884
00:59:23,893 --> 00:59:26,563
-Mr. President.
-What's wrong? Quiet, please!

885
00:59:26,646 --> 00:59:27,855
Out! Get out!

886
00:59:27,939 --> 00:59:29,440
What's going on?

887
00:59:29,524 --> 00:59:31,109
-Have you seen this?
-God.

888
00:59:31,192 --> 00:59:32,026
Shoo!

889
00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:37,031
You might be wondering why the works
the government has carried out recently

890
00:59:37,115 --> 00:59:39,325
are taking so long to get finished.

891
00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:40,410
Fuck.

892
00:59:40,493 --> 00:59:43,580
Well, let me tell you
that I'm holding documents

893
00:59:43,663 --> 00:59:47,166
which explain
these glaring irregularities.

894
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:50,003
The country's treasury has been looted.

895
00:59:50,086 --> 00:59:53,923
These show undue conflicts of interest
in the procurement process.

896
00:59:54,007 --> 00:59:58,511
Falsified paperwork.
Embezzlement, misappropriation of funds.

897
00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:02,432
And many other transgressions
that implicate government officials

898
01:00:02,515 --> 01:00:06,686
and prove once again
that self-serving misdeeds

899
01:00:06,769 --> 01:00:11,441
seem to be the defining trait
of González Pombo's administration.

900
01:00:11,524 --> 01:00:15,570
We demand that the regulatory bodies

901
01:00:15,653 --> 01:00:19,282
start an investigation
on these crimes against the nation.

902
01:00:19,782 --> 01:00:20,867
Damn it.

903
01:00:20,950 --> 01:00:23,494
Leftists are a goddamn plague!

904
01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:27,248
This girl obviously
has mental health issues.

905
01:00:27,832 --> 01:00:30,293
-Cams, what do we do?
-Get rid of her.

906
01:00:30,376 --> 01:00:31,794
-What?
-Let's do it.

907
01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:34,088
-No, get rid of these lies.
-Yes, that.

908
01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:37,634
-Did you know about this, Juan Pablo?
-Of course I knew.

909
01:00:37,717 --> 01:00:40,470
What's more, the plane thing was my idea.

910
01:00:40,553 --> 01:00:43,806
No, all you care about is your people
and ending hunger.

911
01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:46,142
-You were not part of that.
-Cams, no.

912
01:00:46,225 --> 01:00:49,729
Everyone is part of that.
Even those old guys.

913
01:00:49,812 --> 01:00:54,025
They took the money,
and then left me to deal with this shit.

914
01:00:54,108 --> 01:00:55,526
Juan Pablo, I know you.

915
01:00:55,610 --> 01:00:57,862
-You had nothing to do with this.
-Nothing.

916
01:00:57,945 --> 01:00:58,780
Nothing.

917
01:01:01,741 --> 01:01:03,576
I don't understand shit!

918
01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:06,621
You wouldn't do this.
It's not in your DNA.

919
01:01:06,704 --> 01:01:09,582
Someone must have done it
behind your back. Right?

920
01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:12,418
Senator Camila is right, sir.

921
01:01:12,502 --> 01:01:14,921
It's happened 8000 times in this country.

922
01:01:15,004 --> 01:01:16,339
-Martuchis.
-Yes, sir.

923
01:01:16,422 --> 01:01:17,298
Call Belard.

924
01:01:18,174 --> 01:01:20,760
-Hurry, come on!
-I'm dialing!

925
01:01:20,843 --> 01:01:22,679
-Good God!
-You made me nervous.

926
01:01:24,597 --> 01:01:26,182
Hello? Belard?

927
01:01:26,265 --> 01:01:29,227
My dear president,
I was expecting this call.

928
01:01:29,310 --> 01:01:32,105
The situation is complicated.
This is serious.

929
01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:35,358
Someone needs to take the fall for this.

930
01:01:35,858 --> 01:01:38,653
It's a shame
you don't have a son to blame.

931
01:01:38,736 --> 01:01:41,239
Although he could say
you didn't raise him.

932
01:01:41,322 --> 01:01:43,658
But I'll come up with something.

933
01:01:43,741 --> 01:01:47,328
-Don't worry. I'll get you out of this.
-Thank you.

934
01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:48,996
-Thanks.
-Who could it be?

935
01:01:49,747 --> 01:01:50,873
Who could it be?

936
01:01:55,169 --> 01:01:56,129
Who could it be?

937
01:02:03,428 --> 01:02:04,595
It could be me.

938
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:08,599
Juanpis, my boy.

939
01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:10,309
My president.

940
01:02:11,352 --> 01:02:13,604
I'm here for whatever you need.

941
01:02:25,491 --> 01:02:28,369
And now, a speech to the people
by President González Pombo.

942
01:02:28,453 --> 01:02:29,620
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT

943
01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:31,956
SPEECH BY THE PRESIDENT
JUAN PABLO GONZÁLEZ POMBO

944
01:02:32,039 --> 01:02:34,125
Dear people of Colombia…

945
01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:35,418
LIVE TRANSMISSION

946
01:02:35,501 --> 01:02:36,753
…I made a mistake.

947
01:02:37,712 --> 01:02:40,757
I thought that a person
who was close to me,

948
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,176
someone who knew our people's needs,

949
01:02:43,259 --> 01:02:45,762
would understand
my vision for the country.

950
01:02:45,845 --> 01:02:46,929
But I was wrong.

951
01:02:48,181 --> 01:02:53,686
I chose a corrupt woman
who was blinded by power.

952
01:02:54,187 --> 01:02:58,524
She was involved in crooked dealings
behind my back.

953
01:02:59,192 --> 01:03:01,819
I'm honored to have worked for you.

954
01:03:02,737 --> 01:03:04,697
And having served my country.

955
01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:08,242
Having served you. You are my country.

956
01:03:09,702 --> 01:03:13,372
I have decided to suspend
all government contracts

957
01:03:13,456 --> 01:03:15,541
so that they can be investigated.

958
01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:19,504
We won't allow any public servant

959
01:03:19,587 --> 01:03:24,342
to spoil our administration's efforts
for the well-being of our country.

960
01:03:25,009 --> 01:03:27,094
There are dark forces

961
01:03:27,595 --> 01:03:30,640
that want to undermine us
with lies and accusations.

962
01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:33,518
But as your Head of State, let me say

963
01:03:34,101 --> 01:03:38,147
that we will carry on
with our agrarian reform

964
01:03:38,231 --> 01:03:43,277
and our goal to mitigate hunger
in our country.

965
01:03:43,945 --> 01:03:45,238
Good evening.

966
01:03:51,536 --> 01:03:54,247
@JUANPISRULES:
MY ADMINISTRATION IS TRANSPARENT

967
01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:56,874
AND WILL NOT PROTECT THOSE
WHO PLUNDER OUR COUNTRY

968
01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:59,627
WE WILL NOT FOLLOW
THE TRADITION OF COVER-UPS

969
01:03:59,710 --> 01:04:02,296
@LUISCPOMBO:
THE PRESIDENT HASN'T EXPLAINED

970
01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:05,091
HOW IT'S POSSIBLE
HE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS

971
01:04:05,174 --> 01:04:10,012
WE WON'T LET COLOMBIANS BE USED AS SHEEP
IN A FOREST FULL OF WOLVES

972
01:04:10,096 --> 01:04:12,348
"#TraitorToOurNation."

973
01:04:14,183 --> 01:04:15,852
Oh, Pombix.

974
01:04:17,019 --> 01:04:18,855
OUR NATION SUFFERS FROM HUNGER,

975
01:04:18,938 --> 01:04:21,357
THE SAME HUNGER
YOU'VE PROFITED FROM FOR YEARS

976
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:24,277
THIS ADMINISTRATION
WILL NOT TAX SHEEP PRODUCTION

977
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:25,236
#NOVATFORSHEEP

978
01:04:25,319 --> 01:04:26,904
In your face, Pombo.

979
01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:38,749
PASSING THE AGRARIAN REFORM
IS A VICTORY FOR COLOMBIANS

980
01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:41,460
CORRUPTION IS A CANCER
THAT WEAKENS DEMOCRACY

981
01:04:41,544 --> 01:04:44,964
THE PRESIDENT HAS BETRAYED HIS PEOPLE

982
01:04:45,047 --> 01:04:46,757
Who does he think he is?

983
01:04:47,925 --> 01:04:50,177
He's suspending all contracts?

984
01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:55,057
He's trying to hinder us financially.

985
01:04:56,559 --> 01:04:58,269
We'll take the next step.

986
01:05:01,063 --> 01:05:04,567
First, we'll talk to the big federations.

987
01:05:04,650 --> 01:05:06,986
The coffee growers, the cattle ranchers.

988
01:05:07,069 --> 01:05:11,616
We'll ask them to proclaim
that the purchase of supplies

989
01:05:11,699 --> 01:05:16,662
has made sustainable food production
impossible in this country.

990
01:05:18,998 --> 01:05:19,832
Then…

991
01:05:21,459 --> 01:05:23,336
we'll talk to the media.

992
01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:26,505
Get them to start a smear campaign

993
01:05:26,589 --> 01:05:29,842
against the reform
that woman Camila managed to pass.

994
01:05:30,509 --> 01:05:35,222
We'll tell them that we won't allow
criminals to get away with their misdeeds.

995
01:05:36,182 --> 01:05:40,853
After that, we'll talk to the owners
of all the supermarket chains.

996
01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:43,022
We'll ask them to raise the prices

997
01:05:44,106 --> 01:05:49,987
and lower the supply
of basic food products in their stores.

998
01:05:50,071 --> 01:05:54,825
That will cause
the perception of a food shortage.

999
01:05:55,868 --> 01:05:57,578
What happens next is clear.

1000
01:05:59,038 --> 01:06:00,623
The value of the dollar will rise.

1001
01:06:01,332 --> 01:06:06,128
The country will face
constant speculation and inflation,

1002
01:06:07,004 --> 01:06:10,967
which will spark anger in the masses
against their executioner.

1003
01:06:13,678 --> 01:06:18,057
Juan Pablo is just a small-time thief.

1004
01:06:19,392 --> 01:06:22,311
He has no idea what power really is.

1005
01:06:23,187 --> 01:06:24,981
HE CAN'T HANDLE COLOMBIA

1006
01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:30,027
Embezzlement in the public works
this administration has carried out.

1007
01:06:30,111 --> 01:06:31,278
The country's on fire.

1008
01:06:31,362 --> 01:06:34,323
González Pombo
has unleashed an unprecedented crisis.

1009
01:06:34,407 --> 01:06:36,075
He's up against the ropes.

1010
01:06:36,158 --> 01:06:38,619
Fraud and scandal
surround Juan Pablo González Pombo.

1011
01:06:38,703 --> 01:06:39,620
GONZÁLEZ IS OVER

1012
01:06:39,704 --> 01:06:41,622
He can't handle this country.

1013
01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:50,464
STOP, JUANPIS

1014
01:06:50,548 --> 01:06:53,092
GONZÁLEZ'S CREDIBILITY IN SHAMBLES

1015
01:06:53,175 --> 01:06:54,093
Mr. President?

1016
01:06:54,176 --> 01:06:55,970
HE'S TO BLAME FOR EVERYTHING

1017
01:06:56,053 --> 01:06:57,096
GONZÁLEZ IS OVER

1018
01:06:57,179 --> 01:06:58,347
Mr. President!

1019
01:06:59,974 --> 01:07:04,895
Your administration currently holds
the lowest approval rating in history.

1020
01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:09,358
Are you at war with your grandfather?

1021
01:07:09,442 --> 01:07:12,361
Are you ruining the country
over a family dispute?

1022
01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:14,905
-Nicky, can you hear me?
-Sure.

1023
01:07:14,989 --> 01:07:17,158
-Really?
-Go ahead, Mr. President.

1024
01:07:17,241 --> 01:07:21,829
I feel like this is not an interview,
it's an interrogation.

1025
01:07:21,912 --> 01:07:25,916
I didn't come to your show
just to be questioned!

1026
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,961
-Could you answer my ques--
-No, ma'am.

1027
01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:30,087
Mr. President…

1028
01:07:32,548 --> 01:07:34,175
This is not the way, Nicky!

1029
01:07:35,384 --> 01:07:36,469
Not the way!

1030
01:07:36,552 --> 01:07:39,722
-Mr. President.
-Nicky, enough!

1031
01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:45,895
This fucking shithole country!

1032
01:07:45,978 --> 01:07:48,814
It's full of malcontents, damn it!

1033
01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:54,403
Jeez, from 15% to 25% poverty rate.
It's just 10% more poverty!

1034
01:07:54,487 --> 01:07:56,822
What is the fucking deal, man?

1035
01:07:56,906 --> 01:07:59,116
We've always been a poor country!

1036
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:00,701
Ungrateful bastards.

1037
01:08:01,285 --> 01:08:05,081
Tell me, please, that you legalized
the purchase of Nanómeros.

1038
01:08:05,915 --> 01:08:10,836
Because these flunkies
don't notice everything I do for them.

1039
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:13,297
They always find something to criticize.

1040
01:08:14,256 --> 01:08:18,260
Mr. President, I'm pleased to tell you
that the wait is over.

1041
01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:22,139
In this folder,
I have the paperwork for the transfer.

1042
01:08:22,223 --> 01:08:25,851
I also have the Board of Directors
and their promised shares.

1043
01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:26,977
Ivanchis…

1044
01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:31,273
you are my best import.

1045
01:08:32,233 --> 01:08:33,359
Thank you, sir.

1046
01:08:33,442 --> 01:08:36,362
You know that we'll be friends forever.

1047
01:08:36,445 --> 01:08:40,116
This is the result
of a lifetime of work, Ivanchis.

1048
01:08:42,159 --> 01:08:43,786
When you can no longer hide

1049
01:08:43,869 --> 01:08:46,622
that you're not doing
the things you promised

1050
01:08:46,705 --> 01:08:51,877
and there's also speculation by the media
and the most powerful sectors,

1051
01:08:51,961 --> 01:08:53,379
the inevitable follows.

1052
01:08:57,341 --> 01:08:58,968
Chaos.

1053
01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:01,804
Let it all burn.

1054
01:09:02,638 --> 01:09:05,307
Let it all break,
see if they can start over.

1055
01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:09,228
DOWN WITH JUANPIS!

1056
01:09:09,311 --> 01:09:13,190
CROOKED FASCIST!

1057
01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:37,423
POLICE

1058
01:09:48,058 --> 01:09:52,396
We demand the president
come out to see his people!

1059
01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:56,358
He needs to take responsibility
for this situation!

1060
01:09:57,985 --> 01:09:59,862
DOWN WITH GONZÁLEZ

1061
01:10:08,078 --> 01:10:09,538
Have you gone crazy?

1062
01:10:09,622 --> 01:10:13,000
You want those Castrochavists
to run loose?

1063
01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:15,711
All those people know
is how to destroy things.

1064
01:10:15,794 --> 01:10:18,088
The protest could get out of control.

1065
01:10:18,172 --> 01:10:19,423
It has happened before.

1066
01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:26,430
Exactly.

1067
01:10:27,348 --> 01:10:29,725
The point is to take advantage
of the vandalism,

1068
01:10:29,808 --> 01:10:31,727
the chaos, the commotion.

1069
01:10:32,561 --> 01:10:35,147
Everything those nasty people are used to.

1070
01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:39,026
Then we'll plant our best people
in the demonstrations.

1071
01:10:39,109 --> 01:10:42,279
During the protest,
when we give them the signal,

1072
01:10:42,363 --> 01:10:45,282
the infiltrators will seize the palace

1073
01:10:45,366 --> 01:10:47,368
and locate the president.

1074
01:10:47,451 --> 01:10:52,748
The media will blame the protesters
and the members of the opposition

1075
01:10:52,831 --> 01:10:55,251
for the president's disappearance.

1076
01:10:55,334 --> 01:10:58,462
We will then order the vice president

1077
01:10:58,545 --> 01:11:01,840
to deploy the army, squash the protests,

1078
01:11:02,508 --> 01:11:04,802
and restore order to our benefit.

1079
01:11:08,847 --> 01:11:09,682
Go.

1080
01:11:21,652 --> 01:11:22,569
Doors.

1081
01:11:24,697 --> 01:11:27,533
These people are a cancer to our country!

1082
01:11:27,616 --> 01:11:29,994
Our president
doesn't feel for his country.

1083
01:11:30,077 --> 01:11:33,789
How long can we let them
continue bleeding our country dry?

1084
01:11:36,709 --> 01:11:41,171
We are tired of them stealing everything
and getting away with it!

1085
01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:44,717
Crook! Crook! Come out, let's have a look!

1086
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:48,053
Crook! Crook! Come out, let's have a look!

1087
01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:51,265
This administration's got to go!

1088
01:11:51,348 --> 01:11:54,852
Hey ho! Hey ho!

1089
01:11:54,935 --> 01:11:57,896
This administration's got to go!

1090
01:11:57,980 --> 01:12:00,816
President González Pombo,

1091
01:12:00,899 --> 01:12:05,654
either you align
with the people's principles,

1092
01:12:05,738 --> 01:12:09,158
or we'll turn the streets into hell!

1093
01:12:11,285 --> 01:12:12,536
Pigs!

1094
01:12:12,619 --> 01:12:14,872
Pigs!

1095
01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:20,794
Either you sit down and talk to us

1096
01:12:20,878 --> 01:12:23,422
or we'll blow this shit up!

1097
01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:29,803
Hey ho! Hey ho!

1098
01:12:29,887 --> 01:12:33,265
This administration's got to go!

1099
01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:36,393
Hey ho! Hey ho!

1100
01:12:36,477 --> 01:12:39,480
This administration's got to go!

1101
01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:43,317
-What are you doing?
-Don't snitch!

1102
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:45,569
Shut your mouth!

1103
01:13:18,435 --> 01:13:19,478
PEACE

1104
01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:36,328
Good job, sir.

1105
01:14:13,115 --> 01:14:13,991
Run!

1106
01:14:25,252 --> 01:14:26,378
Mr. President!

1107
01:14:29,089 --> 01:14:30,257
What is it?

1108
01:14:30,340 --> 01:14:31,550
Mr. President!

1109
01:14:34,761 --> 01:14:37,389
Mr. President, there's trouble.

1110
01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:39,141
The country's on fire. Look.

1111
01:14:41,977 --> 01:14:44,021
Fuck. Let's go, damn it.

1112
01:14:44,104 --> 01:14:46,398
Fuck! Run, idiots!

1113
01:14:51,111 --> 01:14:52,488
Run, come on!

1114
01:14:54,531 --> 01:14:55,407
Run!

1115
01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:57,326
See you later!

1116
01:14:58,577 --> 01:14:59,786
Hey. What's up?

1117
01:15:00,412 --> 01:15:04,333
Camila, I can't hear you!
But if you're in the palace, leave now!

1118
01:15:04,416 --> 01:15:06,877
Some guys with guns
infiltrated the protest

1119
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:08,378
and plan on breaking in!

1120
01:15:09,505 --> 01:15:10,756
How do you know that?

1121
01:15:10,839 --> 01:15:12,716
-Fuck.
-Jenny?

1122
01:15:18,430 --> 01:15:19,890
Jenny, can you hear me?

1123
01:15:22,434 --> 01:15:25,521
Everybody get ready.
The president's coming.

1124
01:15:25,604 --> 01:15:26,647
Let's get him.

1125
01:15:40,619 --> 01:15:43,830
Ivanchis! These people are really mad!

1126
01:15:43,914 --> 01:15:46,416
When people are hungry, they get mad, sir.

1127
01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:49,461
You were hungry when you first came,
and you weren't mad.

1128
01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:51,088
Yes, but I'm okay now.

1129
01:15:51,171 --> 01:15:52,297
-President.
-Belard.

1130
01:15:52,381 --> 01:15:55,384
Just like the ancient Romans,

1131
01:15:55,467 --> 01:15:58,637
the people, the masses,
must be given bread and games.

1132
01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:01,306
-True.
-A politician should be a good actor.

1133
01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:04,643
-It's part of the show. You need to go.
-Thanks, Belard.

1134
01:16:04,726 --> 01:16:06,937
They'll storm the palace.
They want to kill you.

1135
01:16:28,083 --> 01:16:33,463
Cams, I know they want to kill me.
They're breathing down my neck right now!

1136
01:16:34,047 --> 01:16:38,969
Camila, you and I knew perfectly well
that I wasn't right for this.

1137
01:16:39,052 --> 01:16:43,640
It's true, I wanted to be president.
But I'm tired, I don't want it anymore.

1138
01:16:43,724 --> 01:16:47,853
I'm sick of holding babies
who soiled themselves

1139
01:16:47,936 --> 01:16:49,271
and snotty-nosed kids.

1140
01:16:49,354 --> 01:16:52,858
And going to Indigenous reservations!
What the hell?

1141
01:16:52,941 --> 01:16:56,445
I hate the smells,
I hate visiting the elderly…

1142
01:16:56,528 --> 01:16:59,698
Going to works,
handling strikes, facing guerrilla.

1143
01:16:59,781 --> 01:17:04,494
The paramilitary groups,
the Clan del Golfo, the Black Eagles!

1144
01:17:04,578 --> 01:17:05,912
I'm fed up!

1145
01:17:05,996 --> 01:17:10,125
I'm medicated, inebriated,
and I'm eating all the time.

1146
01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:11,335
So, you know what?

1147
01:17:12,210 --> 01:17:13,712
I'm going on a detox.

1148
01:17:13,795 --> 01:17:16,256
A detox from this country. Yes, sir.

1149
01:17:16,965 --> 01:17:18,925
I'll go on sabbatical for a year or two.

1150
01:17:28,935 --> 01:17:30,103
Belard.

1151
01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:34,608
Senator, you are the one person
that our beloved Colombia

1152
01:17:34,691 --> 01:17:38,779
can trust to climb out
of this terrible, apocalyptic crisis.

1153
01:17:38,862 --> 01:17:40,864
As usual, I have everything ready.

1154
01:17:43,283 --> 01:17:44,534
What do I have to do?

1155
01:18:07,557 --> 01:18:08,392
Get down!

1156
01:18:16,024 --> 01:18:18,026
Run!

1157
01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:19,653
They're getting in!

1158
01:18:25,826 --> 01:18:27,577
Get the hell out!

1159
01:18:30,288 --> 01:18:31,289
Get out!

1160
01:18:51,309 --> 01:18:52,686
Where is the president?

1161
01:18:59,067 --> 01:18:59,901
Stop!

1162
01:19:00,402 --> 01:19:01,445
Don't move!

1163
01:19:01,528 --> 01:19:04,197
Quick, open the door to the van.

1164
01:19:09,077 --> 01:19:10,412
Is he there?

1165
01:19:12,664 --> 01:19:15,083
Our target isn't in the president's car.

1166
01:19:42,694 --> 01:19:44,321
AMBULANCE
NORTH BOGOTÁ HOSPITAL

1167
01:19:58,293 --> 01:19:59,127
What's up?

1168
01:20:00,212 --> 01:20:01,546
Thanks for warning me.

1169
01:20:04,883 --> 01:20:05,926
Are you okay?

1170
01:20:11,556 --> 01:20:13,183
Everything went as planned.

1171
01:20:14,643 --> 01:20:15,477
I told you.

1172
01:20:16,770 --> 01:20:19,481
I said we would be together,
and all would be okay.

1173
01:20:19,564 --> 01:20:21,900
-Right?
-Damn, girl.

1174
01:20:22,984 --> 01:20:23,985
Now what?

1175
01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:26,530
I'll return the lands
to all the displaced people.

1176
01:20:27,030 --> 01:20:28,907
And the ones responsible will pay.

1177
01:20:28,990 --> 01:20:33,078
That would antagonize the landowners
and businessmen of this country.

1178
01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,288
Aren't you worried?

1179
01:20:35,372 --> 01:20:36,915
I don't give a damn.

1180
01:20:47,300 --> 01:20:53,014
Ivanchis! Please!
A president's life is at risk! You moron!

1181
01:20:58,937 --> 01:20:59,771
Idiot.

1182
01:21:05,694 --> 01:21:08,655
No wonder you walked
all the way from your country.

1183
01:21:08,738 --> 01:21:10,448
You nearly killed me, moron.

1184
01:21:13,034 --> 01:21:16,246
There he is. The small-time thief.

1185
01:21:18,999 --> 01:21:19,833
Of course.

1186
01:21:25,505 --> 01:21:26,506
You betrayed me?

1187
01:21:28,550 --> 01:21:31,803
Sir, betray is an ugly word.

1188
01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:33,847
But you are right.

1189
01:21:33,930 --> 01:21:35,891
And just like you said,

1190
01:21:35,974 --> 01:21:38,268
this "fat son of a bitch"

1191
01:21:38,935 --> 01:21:39,895
betrayed you.

1192
01:21:41,187 --> 01:21:46,151
I'll make sure I have everything ready
so that once you get there with Iván--

1193
01:21:46,234 --> 01:21:47,569
-What?
-Don't wo--

1194
01:21:47,652 --> 01:21:52,198
Iván? Forget about it.
I'm not taking that fat son of a bitch.

1195
01:21:53,033 --> 01:21:54,367
Where could I fit him?

1196
01:21:54,868 --> 01:21:58,246
And it'd cost more,
because he needs two tickets.

1197
01:22:00,957 --> 01:22:04,961
That reminds me of a very nice saying
by a modern philosopher

1198
01:22:05,045 --> 01:22:06,838
named Jean-Jacques Rousseau.

1199
01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:08,006
He said--

1200
01:22:08,089 --> 01:22:09,299
Shut up, moron!

1201
01:22:13,303 --> 01:22:15,180
I knew that you

1202
01:22:15,764 --> 01:22:17,807
would behave like a coward

1203
01:22:17,891 --> 01:22:20,393
and that you would run away, like a rat.

1204
01:22:21,353 --> 01:22:22,812
It's the González in you.

1205
01:22:22,896 --> 01:22:25,106
Grandpa, let me explain--

1206
01:22:25,190 --> 01:22:26,066
Juan Pablo,

1207
01:22:26,858 --> 01:22:28,777
this isn't your government.

1208
01:22:29,569 --> 01:22:32,030
It will always be my government.

1209
01:22:32,530 --> 01:22:34,491
You can't get away from me.

1210
01:22:35,659 --> 01:22:37,160
Nobody gets away from me.

1211
01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:40,789
I'll give you two choices,

1212
01:22:41,539 --> 01:22:43,833
because I like to be democratic.

1213
01:22:45,085 --> 01:22:48,546
The first choice is we'll let you go.

1214
01:22:48,630 --> 01:22:49,839
But you leave alone.

1215
01:22:50,465 --> 01:22:52,884
Without my bureaucratic support.

1216
01:22:54,302 --> 01:22:55,929
Without my security detail.

1217
01:22:56,471 --> 01:22:58,348
And the second choice

1218
01:22:59,099 --> 01:23:00,475
is we'll let you go,

1219
01:23:01,309 --> 01:23:04,729
with my bureaucratic support,

1220
01:23:04,813 --> 01:23:06,773
my security detail,

1221
01:23:06,856 --> 01:23:08,274
and the family plane.

1222
01:23:11,569 --> 01:23:14,739
In politics, there are no coincidences.

1223
01:23:14,823 --> 01:23:16,241
Everyone has a plan.

1224
01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:19,619
Even if the execution takes a bit longer.

1225
01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:12,630
Things are back to normal.

1226
01:24:12,714 --> 01:24:14,632
They're even better than before.

1227
01:24:15,300 --> 01:24:16,593
Mr. President.

1228
01:24:17,927 --> 01:24:20,722
Mr. Pombo, I've always
wanted to tell you that--

1229
01:24:26,061 --> 01:24:26,895
Hello?

1230
01:24:28,563 --> 01:24:29,481
Hello?

1231
01:24:29,564 --> 01:24:30,648
Mr. Pombo.

1232
01:24:31,858 --> 01:24:33,193
Turn on the TV.

1233
01:24:40,742 --> 01:24:44,329
My fellow citizens of Polombia,

1234
01:24:45,580 --> 01:24:50,502
I want to prove my willingness
and my desire for real change

1235
01:24:50,585 --> 01:24:52,545
with the following decisions.

1236
01:24:53,129 --> 01:24:56,883
Yesterday, after listening
to the clamor of the crowd,

1237
01:24:56,966 --> 01:25:00,804
and in an effort
to leave Colombia in better hands,

1238
01:25:01,304 --> 01:25:05,391
I signed a decree
appointing Camila Benavides

1239
01:25:05,475 --> 01:25:08,144
as vice president of this country.

1240
01:25:09,020 --> 01:25:11,898
She knows what our people need.

1241
01:25:11,981 --> 01:25:14,192
I am abroad right now,

1242
01:25:14,275 --> 01:25:17,362
and she will lead the country
while I'm away.

1243
01:25:19,405 --> 01:25:20,406
Press play.

1244
01:25:20,907 --> 01:25:22,408
Taking the oath.

1245
01:25:23,326 --> 01:25:25,954
Right hand on the Bible, senator.

1246
01:25:27,872 --> 01:25:29,791
Senator Camila Benavides,

1247
01:25:29,874 --> 01:25:32,293
do you solemnly swear before God

1248
01:25:32,377 --> 01:25:35,880
to uphold the Constitution
and the laws of the Republic of Colombia?

1249
01:25:37,298 --> 01:25:38,925
-I swear.
-Wonderful.

1250
01:25:41,302 --> 01:25:42,137
Very good.

1251
01:25:42,220 --> 01:25:44,139
Hey, let's do a Boomerang.

1252
01:25:46,474 --> 01:25:51,980
Lastly, I have decided to resign
from my position as President of Polombia.

1253
01:25:52,063 --> 01:25:54,983
I have always dreamed of being a DJ

1254
01:25:55,066 --> 01:25:57,569
and I am great at playing records.

1255
01:25:58,194 --> 01:26:00,697
I don't feel ready
to take on this challenge,

1256
01:26:00,780 --> 01:26:04,242
but Camila Benavides,
however, will be great at it.

1257
01:26:04,784 --> 01:26:07,996
She's a woman of integrity
who will never be bought off

1258
01:26:08,079 --> 01:26:10,498
to serve the interests of a select few.

1259
01:26:10,582 --> 01:26:13,710
She will fight for the disadvantaged

1260
01:26:13,793 --> 01:26:15,420
and will do it wonderfully,

1261
01:26:15,503 --> 01:26:17,380
even better than me.

1262
01:26:17,881 --> 01:26:21,676
Don't look for me,
because you'll never find me.

1263
01:26:21,759 --> 01:26:25,430
And if you do,
I'll be playing the guitar somewhere.

1264
01:26:25,930 --> 01:26:26,764
Pombo!

1265
01:26:26,848 --> 01:26:31,519
By the time you watch this video
or this speech, I'll be far away.

1266
01:26:32,520 --> 01:26:35,523
My best deed as president is leaving.

1267
01:26:36,316 --> 01:26:37,233
So…

1268
01:27:31,913 --> 01:27:33,373
I'm Camila Benavides.

1269
01:27:33,456 --> 01:27:34,707
I'm your president.

1270
01:27:36,668 --> 01:27:41,714
THE END

1271
01:27:47,387 --> 01:27:49,764
As Winston Churchill said,

1272
01:27:50,265 --> 01:27:53,559
"Politics is more dangerous than war,

1273
01:27:53,643 --> 01:27:57,188
for in war you are only killed once."

1274
01:28:25,133 --> 01:28:27,135
BRAZIL

1275
01:28:48,698 --> 01:28:51,951
EVERYONE LOSES

1276
01:28:55,121 --> 01:28:56,956
CHAMBACÚ
10 BILLION PESOS

1277
01:28:57,040 --> 01:28:58,750
PUERTOS DE COLOMBIA
2.5 TRILLION PESOS

1278
01:29:01,586 --> 01:29:04,255
…AND THE LIST GOES ON

1279
01:29:04,339 --> 01:29:06,341
NOW IT'S REALLY THE END

1280
01:29:06,424 --> 01:29:07,675
"THIS FILM IS SATIRE."

1281
01:29:07,759 --> 01:29:09,719
"IT CRITICIZES CAREERISM,
SEXISM, CLASSISM,

1282
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HOMOPHOBIA AND XENOPHOBIA."

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"IT'S NOT MEANT TO REFLECT REALITY."

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Who the hell gave me this cheap-ass rum?

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I did, Juanpis.

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Remember?

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When you ran out of whiskey at home,
you used to drink rum and not care,

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because rum meant happiness.

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Sit down.

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Subtitle translation by: Mariela Rascioni