1 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,028 # Oh, oh, oh # 2 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,792 # Woke up today # 3 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:40,265 # Feeling the way # 4 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,461 # I always do # 5 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:44,197 # Oh, oh, oh # 6 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:47,536 # Hungry for something that I can't eat # 7 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:49,337 # Then I hear that beat # 8 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:53,106 # That rhythm of town starts calling me down # 9 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:57,139 # It's like a message from high above # 10 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:58,616 # Oh, oh, oh # 11 00:01:58,651 --> 00:02:02,985 # Pulling me out to the smiles and the streets that I love # 12 00:02:03,022 --> 00:02:06,150 - Good morning, Baltimore! - # Good morning, Baltimore # 13 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:09,457 # Every day's like an open door # 14 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:13,159 # Every night is a fantasy # 15 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:17,135 # Every sound's like a symphony # 16 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:20,833 # Good morning, Baltimore # 17 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:24,037 # And someday when I take to the floor # 18 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:27,706 # The world's gonna wake up and see # 19 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:31,183 # Baltimore and me # 20 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,891 # Oh, oh, oh # 21 00:02:41,928 --> 00:02:43,555 # Look at my hair # 22 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:47,657 # What 'do can compare with mine today? # 23 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:49,099 # Oh, oh, oh # 24 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:52,536 # I've got my hairspray and radio # 25 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:54,335 # I'm ready to go # 26 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:56,308 # The rats on the street # 27 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:57,969 # All dance around my feet # 28 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:02,141 # They seem to say: "Tracy, it's up to you" # 29 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,844 # So oh, oh, don't hold me back # 30 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:07,785 # 'Cause today all my dreams will come true # 31 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:11,187 # Good morning, Baltimore # 32 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:14,751 # There's the flasher who lives next door # 33 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:18,161 # There's the bum on his barroom stool # 34 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:22,362 # They wish me luck on my way to school # 35 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:25,371 # Good morning, Baltimore # 36 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:28,533 # And someday when I take to the floor # 37 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:32,705 # The world's gonna wake up and see # 38 00:03:32,745 --> 00:03:35,339 # Baltimore and me # 39 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,575 # I know every step # 40 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:41,314 # I know every song # 41 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:45,347 # I know there's a place where I belong # 42 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:48,417 # I see all those party lights shining ahead # 43 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:52,591 # So someone invite me before I drop dead # 44 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:54,623 # Before she drops dead # 45 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:57,636 # So oh, oh, give me a chance # 46 00:03:57,670 --> 00:04:01,663 # 'Cause when I start to dance I'm a movie star # 47 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,175 # Oh, oh, oh # 48 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:06,440 # Something inside of me makes me move # 49 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:08,413 # When I hear that groove # 50 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:10,211 # My ma tells me no # 51 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,150 # But my feet tell me "go" # 52 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:16,451 # It's like a drummer inside my heart # 53 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:24,422 # So oh, oh, don't make me wait # 54 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:32,564 # One more moment for my life to start # 55 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:36,166 # I love you, Baltimore # 56 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:39,701 # Every day's like an open door # 57 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:43,147 # Every night is a fantasy # 58 00:04:43,182 --> 00:04:46,913 # Every sound's like a symphony # 59 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:50,320 # And I promise, Baltimore # 60 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:53,484 # That someday when I take to the floor # 61 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:57,860 # The world's gonna wake up and see # 62 00:04:57,897 --> 00:05:01,424 # Gonna wake up and see # 63 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,628 # Baltimore and me # 64 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:05,137 # Yes, more or less, we all agree # 65 00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:07,105 # Baltimore and me # 66 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,732 # Someday the world is gonna see # 67 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:17,240 # Baltimore and me # 68 00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:26,085 Mount Everest is the most famous, but not the highest... 69 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:28,355 geographical point on this earth. 70 00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:30,885 Now, who can tell me what that is? 71 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:33,125 Um, excuse me, Miss Whimsy? 72 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,531 I can't see the board again. 73 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,866 Tracy Turnblad. 74 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:39,371 If I have to write you up... 75 00:05:39,405 --> 00:05:42,431 for inappropriate hair height one more time... 76 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:44,443 you will be removed to detention. 77 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:46,877 Miss Wimsey, what am I supposed to do? 78 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:50,041 Hair can't just hang there like a dead thing on your cheeks. 79 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:53,678 I mean, well... Uh-you know what I mean. 80 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,154 I... Ahh. 81 00:05:56,189 --> 00:06:01,252 As I said, it is not Mount Everest. 82 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:04,058 Now, next week we will be talking... 83 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:07,032 about earthquakes and volcanoes. 84 00:06:07,066 --> 00:06:09,193 And as exciting as that might sound... 85 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:13,331 we have to look back approximately 60 million years. 86 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,840 Now, if you turn your pages... 87 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,865 we are going to start with the Ring of Fire. 88 00:06:16,909 --> 00:06:18,877 I want you to contemplate what causes... 89 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:21,243 the separation of the two components. 90 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:36,752 Penny, come on, hurry! 91 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,528 Outta my way! 92 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:41,861 Push! We're late. 93 00:06:51,944 --> 00:06:53,241 Ahh! 94 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,738 - One minute to air. - OK. 95 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:04,419 40 to go! 96 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:06,254 Don't change that channel. 97 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:08,658 Coming up next: The Corny Collins Show. 98 00:07:08,694 --> 00:07:09,820 30 seconds. 99 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:20,263 - Hiya, Dad! - Goodbye! 100 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:21,603 Hi. 101 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:22,630 It's my daughter. 102 00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:25,644 10 seconds. Places, everyone. 103 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:28,280 Hurry up, Penny, we're missing it! 104 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:30,839 My mom says I'm not allowed to perspire! 105 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:36,114 Hey there, teenage Baltimore! 106 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:38,282 Don't change that channel 'cause it's time... 107 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:40,792 for The Corny Collins Show... 108 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:43,762 Brought to you by Ultra Clutch hairspray. 109 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:47,493 # Oh, every afternoon when the clock strikes four # 110 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:50,001 # Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba # 111 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:53,528 # Well, a crazy bunch of kids crash through that door, yeah # 112 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:55,768 # Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba # 113 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:56,900 # Well, they throw off their coats # 114 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:58,604 # And leave the squares behind # 115 00:07:58,644 --> 00:07:59,838 # And then they shake it, shake it, shake it # 116 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:01,176 # Like they're losin' their mind # 117 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:02,476 # You'll never see them frown # 118 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:04,813 # 'Cause they're the nicest kids in town # 119 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:09,317 # Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh # 120 00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:13,018 # Oh, every afternoon you turn your Tv on, huh # 121 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:14,686 # Naa na na na na na na na # 122 00:08:14,727 --> 00:08:16,661 # Yeah, we know you turn the sound up # 123 00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:18,630 # When your parents are gone, yeah # 124 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:20,791 # Naa na na na na na na na # 125 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:23,893 # Then you twist and shout for your favorite star # 126 00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:25,096 # And when you've practiced every step # 127 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:26,627 # That's in your repertoire # 128 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,037 # You better come on down # 129 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:31,339 # And meet the nicest kids in town # 130 00:08:31,377 --> 00:08:32,639 Whoo! 131 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:35,146 # Nice white kids who like to lead the way # 132 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:38,309 # And once a month we have our Negro Day # 133 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,819 # And I'm the man who keeps it spinnin' round # 134 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:43,879 # Mr. Corny Collins with the latest greatest # 135 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:47,882 # Baltimore sound # 136 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:51,226 # So, every afternoon drop everything # 137 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,356 Whoo! 138 00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:53,365 # Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba # 139 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:54,764 # Who needs to read and write # 140 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,268 # When you can dance and sing, yeah! # 141 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:59,168 # Bop bee ba ba ba ba ba ba bee ba # 142 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,833 # Forget about your algebra and calculus # 143 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:04,775 # You can always do your homework on the mornin' bus # 144 00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:06,038 # Can't tell a verb from a noun # 145 00:09:06,078 --> 00:09:08,512 # They're the nicest kids in town # 146 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,038 # Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh # 147 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:13,176 R- r-r-role call! 148 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,880 I'm Amber. 149 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:16,047 Brad. 150 00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:17,055 Tammy. 151 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:18,056 Fender. 152 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,057 - Brenda. - Sketch. 153 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:20,058 - Shelley. - IQ. 154 00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:21,059 Lou Ann. 155 00:09:21,093 --> 00:09:22,219 - Joey. - Mikey. 156 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:23,250 - vicki. - Becky. 157 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,263 - Bix. - Jesse. 158 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:25,264 - Darla. - Paulie. 159 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,095 - Noreen. - Doreen. 160 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:29,294 And I'm... Link. 161 00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:30,632 Aah! 162 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:31,637 # So, if every night you're shakin' # 163 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,730 # As you lie in bed # 164 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:34,740 # Mony, mony # 165 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,105 # Shake it, baby # 166 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:39,236 # And the bass and drums are poundin' in your head # 167 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:41,439 # Mony, mony, ooh, mony, mony # 168 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:44,278 # Who cares about sleep when you can snooze in school # 169 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:47,150 # You'll never get to college but you'll sure look cool # 170 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:48,915 # Don't need a cap or a gown # 171 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:51,981 # When you're the nicest kids in town # 172 00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:54,584 They must think my ears are garbage cans. 173 00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:58,256 Would you turn that racket down? 174 00:09:58,297 --> 00:10:00,162 I'm tryin' to iron here. 175 00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:01,928 # Nicest kids in # 176 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:07,230 # Kids in town, whoo! # 177 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:11,608 Ma, it's not racket. It's The Corny Collins Show. 178 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:13,509 Well, it's turning your brains into mud. 179 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,571 Mrs. Turnblad, it's a new dance! 180 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,014 The Stricken Chicken. 181 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:19,108 Well, I can't hear myself think. 182 00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:21,915 How am I supposed to negotiate pleats? 183 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:22,921 Edna? 184 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,650 I'm in here, Prudy. 185 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,920 What's that racket? 186 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:29,291 Ohh, Tracy. 187 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:30,795 Edna, is my laundry ready? 188 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:32,457 Yep. 189 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:34,432 That'll be $3.00, hon. 190 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,958 That's pretty pricey for a pair of petty pants. 191 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,027 Well, I'm sorry, Prudy... 192 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:39,503 but some-a your personal stains... 193 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,665 required poundin' with a rock. 194 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,107 I'm sure I don't know what you mean. 195 00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:48,810 You're letting her listen to that race music again? 196 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:51,646 My daughter spends every afternoon at the Stamp and Coin Club. 197 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,982 Oh, really? Well, your daughter hap- 198 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,817 Ohh, ohh. 199 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:58,449 Oh, what is that? The Wavin' Raven? 200 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,356 It's a little twitchy. 201 00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:04,761 Oh, you wanna play Charades now. All right. 202 00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:06,321 OK, go ahead. 203 00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:07,662 You. 204 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:08,724 Penny. 205 00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:11,327 No. Ahh! 206 00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:15,067 Tracy Turnblad, are you tryin' to tell me... 207 00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:16,301 that-that Penny didn't get permission... 208 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,673 from her mother to be here? 209 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:18,836 What? 210 00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:20,072 Penny. 211 00:11:20,112 --> 00:11:23,013 You are banned from this house. 212 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:24,983 You will never watch that show again! 213 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:28,544 - Without that show I have nothing! - Having nothing builds character! 214 00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:31,079 Toodle-oo, Edna! 215 00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:41,892 Give 'em a hand, folks. All right, all right. 216 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:46,970 And, once again, that's the Stricken Chicken. 217 00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:50,134 We will be right back for some more of that hot Detroit sound. 218 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:53,676 And we're off! 219 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,237 Corny. 220 00:11:56,782 --> 00:11:58,181 "Detroit sound"? 221 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,481 What's that, the cries of people being mugged? 222 00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:02,453 Aw, velma, the kids dig the rhythm and blues. 223 00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:03,887 Yeah, they're kids, Corny. 224 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:06,551 That's why we have to steer them in the white direction. 225 00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:07,581 Right direction? 226 00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:10,251 Didn't I say that? 227 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,935 I'll do it. 228 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:26,244 You try that again and there'll be stumps where your feet should be. 229 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:27,802 You got that? You little whor- 230 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,041 Amber. 231 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,413 ...holy moly. Baby. 232 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:32,849 Good job dancing today. 233 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:34,819 - It's time. - Ah! 234 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:35,821 Link. 235 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:36,822 Amber. 236 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,084 Ah! 237 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:40,285 - Amber. - Amber, Amber, Amber. 238 00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:43,720 Save your personal life for the cameras, sweetie. 239 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,628 Oh! Shiny. 240 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:48,627 Tammy, Lou Ann, you're gonna die. 241 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,828 Speaking of cameras, did you have a nice nap? 242 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:53,771 If you'd do your job, my daughter wouldn't have to fight to be visible. 243 00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:56,240 I gotta show some of the other kids once in a while. 244 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,709 You know, this is a small city. 245 00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:00,302 There aren't that many stations. 246 00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:02,177 This time next year you could be wearing... 247 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:04,842 an ill-fitting tux, snapping bar mitzvah photos. 248 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:07,312 I don't know. 249 00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:12,786 # It takes two, baby... # 250 00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:15,293 Show Link. 251 00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:17,659 This is nuts. She can't even dance. 252 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:19,687 Plastic little spastic. 253 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:23,634 Oh, Link. I can dance so much better than her. 254 00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:25,796 Why don't you notice me at school? 255 00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:26,930 Mm-hmm. 256 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:30,166 # Ooh # 257 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:36,543 Hey, that was our very own Link Larkin singin' It Takes Two. 258 00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:38,675 And I'm Motormouth Maybelle remindin'... 259 00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:41,743 the last Tuesday of this month's your rhythm and blues day. 260 00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:44,483 That's right! Negro Day will be comin' your way. 261 00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:48,823 So don't-uh... Uh... Over here. 262 00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:50,294 Thank you. 263 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:53,890 So, catch all the croonin' when y'all set and tune in. 264 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:55,423 Thank you, Motormouth. And now it's time to... 265 00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,162 Owner's coming. He'll call my mother again, let's go. 266 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,170 ...very own fun-lovin'... 267 00:13:58,204 --> 00:13:59,501 Hey! 268 00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:00,527 Come on up here, Brenda. 269 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,870 What? 270 00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:03,340 Brenda will be taking a leave of absence from the show. 271 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:04,842 How long you gonna be gone, Brenda? 272 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,538 Just nine months. 273 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,139 Seems like we'll have an opening here on the show for a girl... 274 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:12,582 just as fun-lovin' but maybe not quite as freewheelin'. 275 00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,848 Wanna be one-a the nicest kids in town? 276 00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:18,084 Cut school tomorrow and come down to station WYZT to audition. 277 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:25,058 - No. - But, Ma. 278 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:26,758 Don't test me, Tracy Turnblad. 279 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,266 My diet pill's wearin' off. 280 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,029 But come on. 281 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:32,867 No one is auditioning for anything in this household. 282 00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,930 But why not? Why not?! 283 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,566 Because dancing is not your future. 284 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:40,545 One day you're gonna own Edna's Occidental Laundry. 285 00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:42,513 I don't wanna be a laundress. 286 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:43,776 I wanna be famous! 287 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,078 Look, if you wanna be famous... 288 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:46,778 learn how to take blood outta car upholstery. 289 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,810 That's a skill you can take right to the bank. 290 00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:51,482 - Hey, hey. What's all this ruckus in here? - Not a word. 291 00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:54,390 Daddy, tomorrow I'm auditioning to dance on a Tv show. 292 00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:55,586 - No, she is not. - You are? 293 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,289 First the hair, now this? 294 00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:59,354 But all the kids are battin' up their hair now, hon. 295 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,422 You're no help. 296 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,558 It's "ratting," Daddy. 297 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,397 And our first lady, Jacqueline Kennedy, does it. 298 00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:04,493 I don't believe that. 299 00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:05,560 What do you mean, you don't believe that?! 300 00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:07,731 - I don't. - How else would it look that way? 301 00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:09,638 I believe that it is naturally stiff. 302 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:12,508 She doesn't understand anything. 303 00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:15,342 - Dancing on that show is my dream. - I know. 304 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:18,646 Just because she wouldn't know a dream if it bit her on the nose. 305 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,549 Well, I have information for you, missy. 306 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,044 I once had a dream that I owned a coin-operated laundromat... 307 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:27,149 and I came down from that cloud real quickly, I'll tell you that. 308 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:28,454 No! 309 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:31,088 - Oh, Wilbur. - Fine! I'm going to my room! 310 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,893 She thinks I'm bein' mean but I'm not. Those Tv people... 311 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:37,426 they don't pick people like Tracy, or girls like us. 312 00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:39,460 They're gonna hurt her, Wilbur. 313 00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,099 I'll talk to her. 314 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,574 Ooh. 315 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,305 'K. Talk to her. 316 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,908 I'll talk to her. 317 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,313 Don't you worry. 318 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:51,407 OK. 319 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,145 What? 320 00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,985 Tracy, this Tv thing. 321 00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:02,789 You really want it? 322 00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:03,817 With all my heart. 323 00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,352 Then you go for it! 324 00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:07,855 This is America, babe. 325 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,595 You gotta think big to be big. 326 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,798 Big ain't the problem in this family, Wilbur. 327 00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:15,466 You follow your dream. 328 00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:19,967 Mine came true, and now I have the most precious thing in the world. 329 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,507 The Taj Mahal of joke shops. 330 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:27,485 Heh heh heh heh! 331 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,613 Back step, cha-cha-cha. 332 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,317 Side step, front step. 333 00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,326 Back and turn. 334 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,123 Front step, cha-cha-cha. 335 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,788 Tammy, sharper. 336 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,695 Side step, front step. 337 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,529 Back, again. 338 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,626 Oh, my God, Penny, there's Link. 339 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,159 Link! 340 00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:46,501 Penny, pinch me! 341 00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:48,506 Ow! 342 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,837 You told me to. 343 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,173 I can't believe I'm really here auditioning. 344 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,701 Side step, front step. 345 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,577 I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition. 346 00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,479 Front step, cha-cha-cha. 347 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,313 Back step, cha-cha-cha. 348 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,285 Side step, front step. 349 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:05,416 Back and t-oh, Amber. Look at this motley crew. 350 00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:07,687 Oh! This town sure has gone downhill... 351 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:09,125 since I was crowned Miss Baltimore Crabs. 352 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,185 Ugh. 353 00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:13,562 # Oh, my God, how times have changed # 354 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:17,262 # These girls must be blind or completely deranged # 355 00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:19,031 # But time seemed to halt # 356 00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:22,199 # When I was Miss Baltimore Crabs # 357 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,936 Amber, that move is far too dirty. 358 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,240 Mother, wake up from that dream of yours. 359 00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:28,246 - This isn't 1930. - Ha ha ha. 360 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:31,272 # You can laugh but life's a test # 361 00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:33,045 # Don't do this, don't do that # 362 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:34,916 # Remember, Mother knows best # 363 00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:36,853 # For the crown's in the vault # 364 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:40,586 # From when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs # 365 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:41,923 # These steps are perfect ammunition # 366 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,726 # Let me show you how your mommy dear took out the competition # 367 00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:48,198 Girls, go get 'em. 368 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,461 Boys, let's rumba. 369 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:53,028 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. 370 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,530 # Those poor runner-ups might still hold some grudges # 371 00:17:56,575 --> 00:18:00,272 # They padded their cups but I screwed the judges # 372 00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:02,906 # Those broads thought they'd win if a plate # 373 00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:05,246 # They would spin in their dance # 374 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:06,251 Aah! 375 00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:09,254 # Not a chance Boys, put me down # 376 00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:11,222 Oh, good morning, ladies. 377 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,621 Let's see what you got. 378 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:16,594 # Twist, twist, twist, twist mashed potato, mambo # 379 00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:17,822 # Ready, begin # 380 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,728 # On my show you'll never find # 381 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,426 # A thrusting hip or bump and grind # 382 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,298 # What's that? A dance for fleas and ticks? # 383 00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:25,200 # Oh, you should-a seen my bag of tricks # 384 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:29,037 # Oh, I hit the stage batons ablaze # 385 00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:32,237 # While belting Aida and preparing souffl�s # 386 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,336 # But that triple somersault # 387 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:39,646 # Is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs # 388 00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:08,305 Proceed. 389 00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:09,837 # Are you scared we're on live? # 390 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,679 # No, I'm sure I can cope # 391 00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:14,311 # Well, this show isn't broadcast in # 392 00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:15,547 # Cinemascope # 393 00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:17,350 # I never drank one chocolate malt # 394 00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:22,326 # No desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs # 395 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,022 # This one will never get a date # 396 00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:26,053 # In those hand-me-down clothes # 397 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:30,057 # Ha! Kid, she'll never get a date till Daddy buys her a new nose # 398 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,399 # I would say "Oy, gevalt" # 399 00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:34,837 # If I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs # 400 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,308 # Do you dance like you dress? # 401 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,402 # Amber, there's no need to be cruel # 402 00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:43,744 # Would you swim in an integrated pool? # 403 00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:44,840 I sure would. 404 00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,350 I'm all for integration. 405 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,410 It's the new frontier! 406 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,284 Not in Baltimore, it isn't. 407 00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:51,846 And may I be frank? 408 00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:54,051 # First impressions can be tough # 409 00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:55,650 # And when I saw you, I knew it # 410 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,161 # If your size weren't enough # 411 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,096 # Your last answer just blew it # 412 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:02,931 # And so, my dear, so short and stout # 413 00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,526 # You'll never be in # 414 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,765 # So we're kicking you out # 415 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:08,238 # With your form and your face # 416 00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:10,104 # Aw, well, it isn't your fault # 417 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,507 # You're just down with a case # 418 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:19,882 # Of Miss Baltimore Crabs # 419 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:22,079 Uh, you may go. 420 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,918 Um... Thank you? 421 00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:30,724 I think they secretly liked you. 422 00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,806 Cutting my class, Tracy Turnblad? 423 00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:48,904 I trust it was something really important. 424 00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:50,437 It should've been. 425 00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:02,348 # Gimme a break, yeah. Right now! # 426 00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:04,954 # Got a brand-new sound, so scream and shout # 427 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,191 Hey! Hey! 428 00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:08,495 # With a funky rhythm # 429 00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:11,601 # It's a brand-new look that you can... # 430 00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:13,298 Whoo! 431 00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:17,269 # There's a party groovin' let's get down # 432 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,276 What you lookin' at? 433 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,744 Nothing. Not you. 434 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,081 Can I help you? 435 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,551 That move's swish. 436 00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:29,213 Ya got that right. 437 00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:31,245 The man can dine me on a diet of detention... 438 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,758 so long as he don't starve me of my tunes, baby. 439 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,556 - Does that dance have a name? - Oh, this? 440 00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:38,563 Call it the "Peyton Place After Midnight. " 441 00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:42,260 I use it to attract, uh, the opposite sex. 442 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,428 Wow. 443 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:47,131 That is so groovy. 444 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:54,945 You're really good. 445 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:55,969 Why, thank you. 446 00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:59,677 So would it be kinda like this? 447 00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:01,944 You can't do that dance. 448 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,477 Hello, now. 449 00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:04,853 Not bad for a white chick. 450 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:09,024 - Hey, I know where I've seen you before. - Where? 451 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,824 On Corny's show on Negro Day. 452 00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:11,988 Negro Day's the best. 453 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:13,793 I wish every day were Negro Day. 454 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,426 At our house, it is. 455 00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:21,199 Hey. Show me another one? 456 00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:23,264 You wanna see another one. 457 00:22:23,308 --> 00:22:26,038 Well-well, here's a little something signified to say... 458 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,740 Hello, my name is Seaweed... 459 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:30,008 Oh, oh, oh! 460 00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:31,709 J... 461 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,217 Stubbs. 462 00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:34,445 What's yours, baby? 463 00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:39,355 I'm Tra-cy Turn-blad! 464 00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:42,360 You're gonna get it, white girl! 465 00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:44,862 Well, Tracy, you got it goin' on, girl. 466 00:22:44,896 --> 00:22:46,158 You one of us. 467 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:50,692 You're joinin' this program already in progress! 468 00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:52,203 Well, let's go. 469 00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:54,205 # Whoo! # 470 00:22:54,239 --> 00:22:56,207 # Yeah! # 471 00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:58,573 # Got a brand-new sound, so scream and shout # 472 00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:03,711 # Hey, a funky beat, now let's be hurrying # 473 00:23:03,749 --> 00:23:05,216 Whoa! 474 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,013 # We can't wait now # 475 00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:08,076 # Have some fun # 476 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:11,419 # This party now has just begun # 477 00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:13,321 No, I get who Caesar is. 478 00:23:13,358 --> 00:23:15,258 But what's the "Ideas of March"? 479 00:23:15,293 --> 00:23:18,194 I mean, how can a month have an idea? 480 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,356 Hold on. 481 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,763 Come on. 482 00:23:23,301 --> 00:23:26,566 # Come on and watch me strut my stuff # 483 00:23:27,939 --> 00:23:29,406 # Watch me # 484 00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:30,567 # Come on and watch me # 485 00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:31,974 How you likin' detention now? 486 00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:35,946 I'm a bad, bad girl who needs to be punished. 487 00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:42,453 # Ohh # 488 00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:44,250 Hey. 489 00:23:44,289 --> 00:23:48,282 You know, Corny's hosting the hop tomorrow. 490 00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:51,027 If he saw you dancin' like that... 491 00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:52,290 he'd put you on the show. 492 00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:53,820 Mmm... 493 00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:55,230 - See ya. - Mm. 494 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,064 Ah, whoa. Sorry, little darlin'. 495 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,297 Hope I didn't dent your 'do. 496 00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:04,303 See y'all later. 497 00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:06,401 Hey, Trace. I was looking for you. 498 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,810 What? 499 00:24:09,347 --> 00:24:11,440 # I can hear the bells # 500 00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:14,008 What? What are you talking about? 501 00:24:14,052 --> 00:24:17,488 # Well, don't-cha hear 'em chime? # 502 00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:19,251 Chime's not exactly how I'd put it. 503 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:26,493 # Can't you feel my heartbeat keeping perfect time? # 504 00:24:26,531 --> 00:24:31,867 # And all because he # 505 00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:33,165 # Touched me # 506 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:35,264 # He looked at me and stared # 507 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,434 # Yes, he bumped me # 508 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,467 # My heart was unprepared # 509 00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:41,638 # When he tapped me # 510 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,705 # And knocked me off my feet # 511 00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:47,980 # One little touch now my life's complete # 512 00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:50,214 - # 'Cause when he nudged me # - Oh! 513 00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:52,382 # Love put me in a fix # 514 00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:54,324 # Yes, it hit me # 515 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,384 # Just like a ton-a bricks # 516 00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:58,953 # Yes, my heart burst # 517 00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:01,056 # Now I know what life's about # 518 00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:05,001 # One little touch and love's knocked me out # 519 00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:08,005 # And I can hear the bells # 520 00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:09,870 # My head is spinning # 521 00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:11,808 # I can hear the bells # 522 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:14,505 # Something's beginning # 523 00:25:14,546 --> 00:25:18,073 # Everybody says that a girl who looks like me # 524 00:25:18,116 --> 00:25:20,050 # Can't win his love # 525 00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:22,280 # Well, just wait and see # 526 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,187 # 'Cause I can hear the bells # 527 00:25:25,223 --> 00:25:27,054 # Just hear them chiming # 528 00:25:27,092 --> 00:25:28,889 # I can hear the bells # 529 00:25:28,927 --> 00:25:31,487 # My temperature's climbing # 530 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,259 # I can't contain my joy # 531 00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:35,459 # 'Cause I finally found the boy # 532 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,730 # I've been missin' # 533 00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:44,675 # Listen, I can hear the bells # 534 00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,108 # Round one # 535 00:25:46,144 --> 00:25:48,612 # He'll ask me on a date and then # 536 00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:50,512 # Round two # 537 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,881 # I'll primp but won't be late because # 538 00:25:52,918 --> 00:25:54,510 # Round three # 539 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,714 # Is when we kiss inside his car # 540 00:25:56,755 --> 00:26:01,590 # Won't go all the way but I'll go pretty fa-ar # 541 00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:03,218 # Round four # 542 00:26:03,261 --> 00:26:05,957 # He'll ask me for my hand and then # 543 00:26:05,997 --> 00:26:07,897 # Round five # 544 00:26:07,933 --> 00:26:10,265 # We'll book the wedding band so by # 545 00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:11,701 # Round six # 546 00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:14,432 # Amber, much to your surprise # 547 00:26:14,472 --> 00:26:18,499 # This heavyweight champion takes the prize # 548 00:26:18,543 --> 00:26:20,807 # And I can hear the bells # 549 00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:22,574 # My ears are ringing # 550 00:26:22,614 --> 00:26:24,775 # I can hear the bells # 551 00:26:24,816 --> 00:26:27,216 # The bridesmaids are singing # 552 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:31,120 # Everybody says that a guy who's such a gem # 553 00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:32,919 # Won't look my way # 554 00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:35,392 # Well, the laugh's on them # 555 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,725 # 'Cause I can hear the bells # 556 00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:39,957 # My father will smile # 557 00:26:39,998 --> 00:26:41,693 # I can hear the bells # 558 00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:44,133 # As he walks me down the aisle # 559 00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:45,932 # My mother starts to cry # 560 00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:50,533 # But I can't see 'cause Link and I are French kissin' # 561 00:26:50,575 --> 00:26:55,569 # Listen, I can hear the bells # 562 00:26:57,749 --> 00:27:01,412 # Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh # 563 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,512 # I can hear the bells # 564 00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:05,682 # My head is reeling # 565 00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:07,624 # I can hear the bells # 566 00:27:07,659 --> 00:27:09,991 # I can't stop the pealing # 567 00:27:10,028 --> 00:27:14,055 # Everybody warns that he won't like what he'll see # 568 00:27:14,099 --> 00:27:18,559 # But I know that he'll look inside of me # 569 00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,662 # Yeah, I can hear the bells # 570 00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:23,196 # Today's just the start 'cause # 571 00:27:23,241 --> 00:27:24,606 # I can hear the bells # 572 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:27,441 # Until death do us part and # 573 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:31,040 # Even when we die we'll look down from up above # 574 00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:35,314 # Remembering the night that we two fell in love # 575 00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:37,344 # We both will shed a tear # 576 00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:42,190 # And he'll whisper as we're reminiscin' # 577 00:27:42,227 --> 00:27:45,856 # Listen, I can hear the bells # 578 00:27:45,897 --> 00:27:47,865 # She can hear the bells # 579 00:27:47,899 --> 00:27:50,959 # I can hear the bells # 580 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:53,835 # She can hear the bells # 581 00:27:53,872 --> 00:27:59,674 # I can hear the bells # 582 00:27:59,711 --> 00:28:05,377 # Bum, bum, bum # 583 00:28:13,925 --> 00:28:15,051 # Whoa! # 584 00:28:15,093 --> 00:28:18,392 # Hey, little girl with the cash to burn # 585 00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:21,422 # Well, I'm sellin' somethin' you won't return # 586 00:28:22,767 --> 00:28:26,567 # Hey, little girl, take me off the shelf # 587 00:28:26,604 --> 00:28:31,098 # 'Cause it's hard havin' fun playin' with yourself # 588 00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:33,133 # Once you bounce through the whole selection # 589 00:28:33,178 --> 00:28:35,146 # Shake those hips in my direction # 590 00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:37,205 # Bringing back gifts she never did see # 591 00:28:37,248 --> 00:28:39,079 # Take me home and then unwrap me # 592 00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:42,211 # Shop around but, little darlin', I've got to be # 593 00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:45,086 # The ladies' choice # 594 00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:46,715 # Ladies' choice # 595 00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:48,589 # The ladies' choice # 596 00:28:50,695 --> 00:28:52,322 Go on. Get out there and show 'em. 597 00:28:52,363 --> 00:28:53,955 It's packed pretty tight. 598 00:28:53,998 --> 00:28:55,590 OK. I'll go in front of you and I'll push. 599 00:28:55,633 --> 00:28:57,726 # Test drive this American male # 600 00:28:57,769 --> 00:28:59,464 Wait. 601 00:28:59,504 --> 00:29:03,602 # It's gonna take cash to fill my tank # 602 00:29:03,641 --> 00:29:05,575 # So let's crack open your piggy bank # 603 00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:06,599 Hey, Seaweed! 604 00:29:06,644 --> 00:29:08,077 Wanna do Peyton Place for Corny? 605 00:29:08,113 --> 00:29:09,444 Are you crazy? You gotta dance with your crowd... 606 00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:10,573 and I gotta dance with mine. 607 00:29:10,615 --> 00:29:11,673 Why? 608 00:29:11,716 --> 00:29:13,047 It's just the way it is, Tracy. 609 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,381 But it's your dance. 610 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,011 Well, how 'bout you go borrow it for a second. 611 00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:18,215 - Really? - Go get it, girl. 612 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,953 # I'm the ladies' choice # 613 00:29:21,993 --> 00:29:26,127 # Ladies' choice # 614 00:29:27,832 --> 00:29:29,163 Whoo! 615 00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:36,164 All right! Yeah! 616 00:29:43,815 --> 00:29:44,975 Whoa! 617 00:29:45,016 --> 00:29:46,643 # Hey, little girl on a spendin' spree # 618 00:29:46,684 --> 00:29:48,675 # I don't come cheap but the kisses come free # 619 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,781 # On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree # 620 00:29:52,824 --> 00:29:54,985 # Oh, hey, little girl, listen to my plea # 621 00:29:55,026 --> 00:29:57,290 # I come with a lifetime guarantee # 622 00:29:57,328 --> 00:30:00,422 # One day maybe we'll find that baby makes three # 623 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:01,454 Link! 624 00:30:01,499 --> 00:30:02,989 # It's the ladies' choice # 625 00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:06,865 # I'm the ladies' choice # 626 00:30:08,773 --> 00:30:10,570 # I'm the ladies' choice # 627 00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:15,204 # I'm the ladies' choice-choice-choice # 628 00:30:15,246 --> 00:30:17,407 # I'm the ladies' choice # 629 00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:20,178 Mr. And Mrs. Turnblad! 630 00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:23,714 Hey, look out! 631 00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:24,722 Ah! 632 00:30:25,623 --> 00:30:27,853 Mrs. Turnblad! 633 00:30:29,027 --> 00:30:30,995 Mr. Turnblad, come quick! 634 00:30:31,029 --> 00:30:32,360 - Me? - Come on. 635 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:36,631 Mrs. Turnblad! Come quick! 636 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,033 You gotta see this! 637 00:30:38,069 --> 00:30:39,297 Oh, I read all about it. 638 00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:41,100 It's a big fake Hollywood set. 639 00:30:41,139 --> 00:30:42,504 No, Mrs. - 640 00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:44,371 You think I'm gonna think that he's really up there? 641 00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:46,309 It's not John Glenn, Mrs. Turnblad! 642 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,743 Well, why are we watchin' this? 643 00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:48,803 Just watch. 644 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:49,836 - Lou Ann! - Joey! 645 00:30:49,881 --> 00:30:50,848 Mikey! vicki! Becky! 646 00:30:50,882 --> 00:30:51,849 Bix! Jesse! Darla! 647 00:30:51,883 --> 00:30:53,612 - Paulie! - Noreen! 648 00:30:53,651 --> 00:30:54,675 - Doreen! - Link! 649 00:30:54,719 --> 00:30:55,913 And I'm Tracy! 650 00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:56,921 Aah! 651 00:30:56,955 --> 00:30:59,048 Oh! Oh, my! 652 00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:02,090 # Oh, yeah! # 653 00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:05,220 # And the bass and drums are poundin' in your head # 654 00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:06,230 Go, Tracy! 655 00:31:06,264 --> 00:31:07,595 - Go, go, Tracy! - Go, go, Tracy! 656 00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:10,362 # Who cares about sleep when you can snooze in school? # 657 00:31:10,401 --> 00:31:13,097 # You'll never get to college but you sure look cool # 658 00:31:13,137 --> 00:31:14,468 # Don't need a cap and a gown # 659 00:31:14,505 --> 00:31:17,099 # When you're the nicest kids in town # 660 00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:19,268 # Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo # 661 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,114 # Kids in town, woo! # 662 00:31:25,149 --> 00:31:27,208 Yeah! That was the dance of the week... 663 00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:29,311 I don't know what happened, Mr. Spritzer. 664 00:31:29,354 --> 00:31:32,187 Corny had some sort of aneurysm or something... 665 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:34,191 and... picked her. 666 00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:36,921 ...by our brand-new Council Member, Miss Tracy Turnblad. 667 00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:40,226 So, Trace, come on, cozy up to old Corny and tell us about yourself. 668 00:31:40,265 --> 00:31:42,563 Well, I watch The Corny Collins Show... 669 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,568 and I do absolutely nothing else! 670 00:31:44,602 --> 00:31:46,229 Ooh! I sure like the way you talk. 671 00:31:46,271 --> 00:31:48,432 Oh, Wilbur, to think that I almost stopped her... 672 00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:49,997 from reaching for the stars. 673 00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:52,874 And now here she is on local daytime TV. 674 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,640 She's gonna be a regular. 675 00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:58,911 Imagine, my little girl, regular at last. 676 00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:02,078 I also hope to be the first woman president or a Rockette. 677 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,883 And if you were president, Tracy... 678 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,822 what would your first official act be? 679 00:32:05,857 --> 00:32:07,586 Hmm. 680 00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:09,820 I'd make every day Negro Day. 681 00:32:11,296 --> 00:32:13,992 I read you like tomorrow's headlines, Tracy. 682 00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:15,090 What do you think, kids? 683 00:32:15,133 --> 00:32:16,600 You think we might have a hot new candidate... 684 00:32:16,634 --> 00:32:17,828 for Miss Teenage Hairspray? 685 00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:19,996 That's only the dream of my life. 686 00:32:20,038 --> 00:32:21,733 But Miss Hairspray is mine. 687 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:23,240 Uh, we're on the air. 688 00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:25,105 And your dream will be comin' to you, sweetheart... 689 00:32:25,143 --> 00:32:28,510 Saturday, June 2nd, right here on WYZT. 690 00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:31,242 You have to vote for a person, Corny, not one of the Himalayas. 691 00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:32,271 Hi, Penny. 692 00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:33,648 Always the charmer, Amber. 693 00:32:35,353 --> 00:32:38,811 I want that chubby communist girl off the show. 694 00:32:38,856 --> 00:32:41,347 Well, let me be the first to toss the harpoon. 695 00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:42,620 She's a corrupting influence! 696 00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:46,289 I agree. We don't want our dancers thrusting like savages! 697 00:32:46,331 --> 00:32:47,730 Hey, speak for yourself. 698 00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:48,959 Don't get flip with me. 699 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,331 I'm not. 700 00:32:50,368 --> 00:32:52,131 Look, now I got some new ideas for the show. 701 00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:53,535 First, we get rid-a Negro Day. 702 00:32:53,571 --> 00:32:55,801 Finally, some sense outta you. 703 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,535 And we mix those kids in with the rest-a the Council. 704 00:32:57,575 --> 00:32:59,042 Mix those kids? 705 00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:00,101 That's right, I said it. 706 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:01,907 This is not a black-and-tan cocktail! 707 00:33:01,946 --> 00:33:03,345 Well, why couldn't it be? 708 00:33:03,381 --> 00:33:05,508 velma, isn't this where it's all headin' anyway? 709 00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:08,314 Now, you can fight it or you can rock out to it. 710 00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:10,617 Maybe it is time for some fresh ideas... 711 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:13,681 like-like a nice, fresh new host! 712 00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:15,817 Heh. 713 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:17,919 Gee, velma, how do you fire Corny Collins... 714 00:33:17,962 --> 00:33:19,691 from The Corny Collins Show? 715 00:33:21,199 --> 00:33:23,759 They do it all the time on Lassie! 716 00:33:23,801 --> 00:33:25,826 velma, you've let this go too far! 717 00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:26,859 Me? 718 00:33:26,904 --> 00:33:27,996 - Fix it! - What? 719 00:33:28,039 --> 00:33:29,165 Fix it! 720 00:33:30,775 --> 00:33:31,764 Ohh! 721 00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:34,741 # Hey, look out for that movin' van # 722 00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:36,406 # Drivin' down our streets # 723 00:33:36,447 --> 00:33:38,677 # You better lock up your man # 724 00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:41,742 # Before he meets the new girl in town # 725 00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:43,811 # Who just came on the scene... # 726 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,618 Tracyface whoopee cushion. 727 00:33:45,656 --> 00:33:46,680 Good choice. 728 00:33:46,724 --> 00:33:48,954 We got your Tracy souvenirs for days. 729 00:33:48,993 --> 00:33:52,360 Here, your signed photos. 730 00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:53,557 Tracy wigs. 731 00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:55,156 # Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa # 732 00:33:55,199 --> 00:34:00,569 # We don't know what to do 'bout the new girl in town # 733 00:34:02,306 --> 00:34:04,035 # The new girl in town # 734 00:34:04,075 --> 00:34:05,940 # Seems to dance on air # 735 00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:07,342 # The new girl in town # 736 00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:09,778 # She's got the coolest hair # 737 00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:14,877 # You better tell the homecoming queen to hold onto her crown # 738 00:34:14,919 --> 00:34:17,046 # Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa # 739 00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:19,818 # Or she's gonna lose it to # 740 00:34:19,857 --> 00:34:21,381 # The new girl in town # 741 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:24,395 That big little girl is sending my sales through the roof. 742 00:34:24,429 --> 00:34:27,557 More people are breathing aerosol than oxygen! 743 00:34:27,598 --> 00:34:29,225 Do you think you could show us some of those new dance moves? 744 00:34:29,267 --> 00:34:30,234 Yeah, sure. 745 00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:31,235 Ooh, pretty flowers. 746 00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:33,965 Tracy, wait up! 747 00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:35,438 # She's hip # 748 00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:37,907 # So cool # 749 00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:41,742 # I'm gonna get her after school # 750 00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:44,509 # And yet we'd like to be like her # 751 00:34:44,549 --> 00:34:48,747 # 'Cause she's the kitten that the cats prefer # 752 00:34:48,786 --> 00:34:50,651 # The new girl in town # 753 00:34:50,688 --> 00:34:52,451 # Has my guy on a string # 754 00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:54,151 # The new girl in town # 755 00:34:54,192 --> 00:34:56,251 # Hey, look, she's wearin' his ring # 756 00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:59,752 # I can't stop cryin' and so in my own tears # 757 00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:01,731 # I'm gonna drown # 758 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,757 # Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa # 759 00:35:03,801 --> 00:35:06,497 # 'Cause he wants to rendezvous # 760 00:35:06,537 --> 00:35:07,731 # With the new girl # 761 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:09,831 # We're kinda sad and blue # 762 00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:11,364 # Yes, it's true, girl # 763 00:35:11,409 --> 00:35:13,434 # We'd like to say # 764 00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:17,414 # To the new girl in town # 765 00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:20,713 # The new girl in town # 766 00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:25,584 Hi, I'm here to see Tracy Turnblad. 767 00:35:26,657 --> 00:35:28,056 Where's her write-up? 768 00:35:28,092 --> 00:35:30,652 She doesn't need a detention slip, she's with me. 769 00:35:33,531 --> 00:35:34,520 Penny, this is Seaweed. 770 00:35:34,565 --> 00:35:35,532 Seaweed, this is Penny. 771 00:35:35,566 --> 00:35:38,262 # Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa # 772 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,771 Huh. 773 00:35:46,711 --> 00:35:50,647 # To the new girl in town # 774 00:35:50,681 --> 00:35:53,912 # The new girl in town # 775 00:35:53,951 --> 00:35:55,851 # Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa # 776 00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:57,650 # From out of the blue, girl # 777 00:35:57,688 --> 00:35:59,622 # Hey, this town's in a stew, girl # 778 00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:01,557 # Ohh, what a hullabaloo, girl # 779 00:36:01,592 --> 00:36:03,389 # She ain't just passing through, girl # 780 00:36:03,427 --> 00:36:05,156 # Ohh, she's sticking like glue, girl # 781 00:36:05,196 --> 00:36:06,720 # Woo, to the man I thought I knew, girl # 782 00:36:06,764 --> 00:36:08,493 # Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa # 783 00:36:08,533 --> 00:36:10,467 # Hey, look out for that movin' van # 784 00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:13,493 # Look out, look out, look out, look out # 785 00:36:13,538 --> 00:36:18,976 # She was the new girl in # 786 00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:21,501 # Town # 787 00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:28,378 That's the way you do it. 788 00:36:28,419 --> 00:36:31,047 And I'm your fabled Miss Motormouth Maybelle... 789 00:36:31,088 --> 00:36:34,319 your DJ du jour, pitchin' rhythm your way. 790 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:37,191 So, hey, better stay and shimmy and sway. 791 00:36:37,228 --> 00:36:39,753 We'll be right back with more Negro Day. 792 00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:41,594 Brought to you by... 793 00:36:41,632 --> 00:36:44,897 Nap-a-Way, for stubborn hair. 794 00:36:46,304 --> 00:36:50,104 Every kink will be gone in a blink. 795 00:36:51,242 --> 00:36:52,334 We're off. 796 00:36:58,583 --> 00:36:59,675 Girls, that was great. 797 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:02,845 How dare you pick the same song? 798 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,377 They wrote it. 799 00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:05,684 You watch yourself. 800 00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:08,453 You are one inch from being canceled. 801 00:37:08,492 --> 00:37:10,551 You know what your demographic is? 802 00:37:10,595 --> 00:37:12,722 Cleaning ladies and lawn jockeys. 803 00:37:19,804 --> 00:37:22,068 A foot in the door, that's all it is. 804 00:37:22,106 --> 00:37:23,835 One toe at a time. 805 00:37:27,378 --> 00:37:28,572 Eh. 806 00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:29,705 Hello? 807 00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:32,443 Is this the Turnblad residence? 808 00:37:32,483 --> 00:37:33,450 Yes. 809 00:37:33,484 --> 00:37:35,611 Mr. Pinky speakin'. 810 00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:38,952 Mr. Pinky from-from the dress shop? 811 00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:40,218 Uh-huh. 812 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,555 I'd like Tracy for our spokesgirl. 813 00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:43,082 You want Tracy to do what? 814 00:37:43,127 --> 00:37:44,094 Be our spokesgirl. 815 00:37:44,128 --> 00:37:45,095 Be a spokesgirl? 816 00:37:45,129 --> 00:37:48,292 I think she'd be perfect. I'd like to meet her... 817 00:37:48,332 --> 00:37:49,765 and discuss the details. 818 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,097 As soon as possible. 819 00:37:51,135 --> 00:37:54,263 OK, um, well, we'll have send someone down to meet you. 820 00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:55,272 Tonight, if you can. 821 00:37:55,306 --> 00:37:58,434 So, um, oh, OK. Bye-bye, Mr. Pinky. 822 00:37:58,476 --> 00:37:59,443 Bye-bye. 823 00:37:59,477 --> 00:38:00,501 The Mr. Pinky? 824 00:38:00,544 --> 00:38:02,535 From Mr. Pinky's hefty hideaway! 825 00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:03,604 A spokesgirl?! 826 00:38:03,648 --> 00:38:06,981 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, tell me I get a free caftan, tell me! 827 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:10,112 Oh, Tracy, I think perks like caftans have to be negotiated. 828 00:38:10,154 --> 00:38:12,247 Maybe we should get you an agent. 829 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,281 OK. You be my agent. 830 00:38:14,325 --> 00:38:16,293 What? Tracy Turnblad... 831 00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:19,125 has fame gone to your head and made you wacky? 832 00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:20,289 Well, why not? 833 00:38:20,331 --> 00:38:21,298 Who's goin' to look out for me... 834 00:38:21,332 --> 00:38:22,321 better than my mom? 835 00:38:22,366 --> 00:38:24,300 Me, an agent? 836 00:38:24,335 --> 00:38:26,667 You see me hobnobbin' and drinkin' rum and cokes... 837 00:38:26,704 --> 00:38:28,331 with all those hoi pollois? 838 00:38:28,372 --> 00:38:29,464 And out-negotiating them. 839 00:38:29,507 --> 00:38:30,804 Oh, you're crazy. 840 00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:35,275 Oh, Tracy, I haven't left this house in-in years. 841 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:36,541 Then isn't it time you did? 842 00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:38,138 Oh, no, Tracy. 843 00:38:38,182 --> 00:38:40,241 We'll have your father meet with him. 844 00:38:40,284 --> 00:38:42,809 L- I don't wanna be seen like this. 845 00:38:42,853 --> 00:38:43,820 Why not? 846 00:38:43,854 --> 00:38:46,118 I'll do it after my next diet. 847 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,647 That's when I'll do it. 848 00:38:47,692 --> 00:38:50,160 Ya see, the neighbors haven't seen me since I was a size 10. 849 00:38:50,194 --> 00:38:51,627 Don't make me do it, Tracy. 850 00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:54,995 Ma, it's changing out there. 851 00:38:55,032 --> 00:38:56,329 You'll like it. 852 00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:58,062 People who are different. 853 00:38:58,102 --> 00:39:00,366 Their time is coming. 854 00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:05,137 # Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, look around # 855 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:08,236 # Everybody's groovin' to a brand-new sound # 856 00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:11,214 # Hey, Mama, hey, Mama follow me # 857 00:39:11,248 --> 00:39:14,046 # I know somethin's in ya that you wanna set free # 858 00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:17,020 # So let go, go, go of the past now # 859 00:39:17,054 --> 00:39:20,046 # Say hello to the love in your heart # 860 00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:22,924 # Yes, I know that the world's spinning fast now # 861 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,224 # You gotta get yourself a brand-new start # 862 00:39:25,262 --> 00:39:28,060 # Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties # 863 00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:30,863 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 864 00:39:30,901 --> 00:39:33,927 # Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties # 865 00:39:33,971 --> 00:39:36,997 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 866 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,942 # Go, Mama, go, go, go # 867 00:39:40,978 --> 00:39:42,809 # Welcome to the sixties # 868 00:39:42,847 --> 00:39:44,280 # Oh-o-o-o-o oh # 869 00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:48,877 # Hey, Mama, yeah, yeah, yeah # 870 00:39:48,919 --> 00:39:50,784 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 871 00:39:50,821 --> 00:39:53,289 # Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, have some fun # 872 00:39:53,324 --> 00:39:56,657 # I haven't left this house since 1951 # 873 00:39:56,694 --> 00:39:59,185 # Hey, Mama, hey, Mama, take a chance # 874 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:02,427 # Oh, Tracy, it's been years since someone asked me to dance # 875 00:40:02,466 --> 00:40:05,196 # So let go, go, go of the past now # 876 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:08,399 # Say hello to the light in your eyes # 877 00:40:08,439 --> 00:40:11,135 # Yes, I know that the world's spinning fast now # 878 00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:13,871 # But you gotta run the race to win the prize # 879 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:16,209 # Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties # 880 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:19,273 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 881 00:40:19,316 --> 00:40:22,285 # Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties # 882 00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:25,311 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 883 00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:28,018 # Go, Mama, go, go, go # 884 00:40:29,293 --> 00:40:31,056 # Welcome to the sixties # 885 00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:32,562 Ma, you did it! 886 00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:34,427 Oh, Tracy, I'm a little lightheaded. 887 00:40:34,465 --> 00:40:37,059 There's so much air out here. 888 00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:39,228 Can't we go someplace that's stuffy? 889 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:41,295 No, Ma, you're on your way. 890 00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:46,508 # Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties # 891 00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:49,775 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 892 00:40:49,814 --> 00:40:52,612 # Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties # 893 00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:55,710 # Oh-o-o-o-o-o # 894 00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:58,278 # Go, Mama, go, go, go # 895 00:40:58,322 --> 00:41:00,517 Oh. They're so glamorous. 896 00:41:00,558 --> 00:41:01,650 Wow. 897 00:41:03,761 --> 00:41:05,456 It kicked. 898 00:41:05,496 --> 00:41:06,622 Let's toast to that. 899 00:41:06,664 --> 00:41:07,756 To a boy! 900 00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:09,425 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 901 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,833 # Welcome to the rhythm of a brand-new day # 902 00:41:11,869 --> 00:41:13,700 # Take your old-fashioned fears # 903 00:41:13,737 --> 00:41:15,295 # And just throw them away # 904 00:41:15,339 --> 00:41:17,864 # You should add some color and a fresh new 'do # 905 00:41:17,908 --> 00:41:19,569 # 'Cause it's time for a star # 906 00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:22,204 # Who looks just like you # 907 00:41:25,349 --> 00:41:26,680 Ohh. 908 00:41:27,251 --> 00:41:29,048 Ah! 909 00:41:29,086 --> 00:41:30,212 Oh! 910 00:41:33,691 --> 00:41:35,420 I thought we marked these down. 911 00:41:35,459 --> 00:41:36,483 What? 912 00:41:37,561 --> 00:41:38,653 Ohh. 913 00:41:42,132 --> 00:41:44,066 Thank you, Nadine. 914 00:41:47,872 --> 00:41:49,669 There's my shining star! 915 00:41:49,707 --> 00:41:51,299 Fantastic to meet you! 916 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,832 I'm Mr. Pinky. 917 00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:54,139 It's so nice to meet you. 918 00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:58,740 Ha ha! Tracy, is this your older sister? 919 00:41:58,782 --> 00:42:00,682 Oh, my. 920 00:42:00,718 --> 00:42:03,687 Perhaps she'd like some complimentary couture. 921 00:42:03,721 --> 00:42:04,745 Couture? 922 00:42:04,788 --> 00:42:07,518 Now, if you'll just sign here. 923 00:42:07,558 --> 00:42:11,358 Flattery will not distract Miss Turnblad's agent... 924 00:42:11,395 --> 00:42:13,295 from reading the fine print. 925 00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:15,059 Her agent? 926 00:42:15,099 --> 00:42:17,192 Tracy, eat your donuts. 927 00:42:17,234 --> 00:42:18,496 Let's talk. 928 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:19,525 Mm-hmm. 929 00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:21,162 All right, let's see here. 930 00:42:22,673 --> 00:42:23,662 All right. Now... 931 00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:24,674 Mmm. 932 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:28,542 Uh-uh. Uh-uh. No! 933 00:42:28,579 --> 00:42:30,945 I want a non-exclusive contract. 934 00:42:30,981 --> 00:42:33,506 Extensions by mutual option. 935 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,917 And I want you to absorb my 15 percent commission. 936 00:42:35,953 --> 00:42:37,352 Not a dime over 10! 937 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:39,788 Throw in a bustier? 938 00:42:42,259 --> 00:42:43,226 Hmm. 939 00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:45,751 54 double D? 940 00:42:45,796 --> 00:42:47,388 Triple E. 941 00:42:47,431 --> 00:42:48,898 I hit the mother lode! 942 00:42:48,933 --> 00:42:50,560 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 943 00:42:50,601 --> 00:42:52,762 Care for a Baby Ruth? I got one right here. 944 00:42:52,803 --> 00:42:55,237 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 945 00:42:55,272 --> 00:42:58,332 # Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties # 946 00:42:58,375 --> 00:43:01,503 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 947 00:43:01,545 --> 00:43:04,105 # Go, Mama, go, go, go # 948 00:43:05,950 --> 00:43:08,748 # Don't-cha let nobody try to steal your fun # 949 00:43:08,786 --> 00:43:11,846 # 'Cause a little touch of lipstick never hurt no one # 950 00:43:11,889 --> 00:43:14,722 # The future's got a million roads for you to choose # 951 00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:18,125 # But you'll walk a little taller in some high-heeled shoes # 952 00:43:18,162 --> 00:43:20,824 # And once you find the style that makes you feel like you # 953 00:43:20,864 --> 00:43:22,388 # Something fresh, something new # 954 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:23,695 # Step on out, hear us shout # 955 00:43:23,734 --> 00:43:25,793 # Mama, that's your cue # 956 00:43:29,974 --> 00:43:31,464 # Ba da ba da-ba-da # 957 00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:37,974 # Step on out, hear us shout # 958 00:43:38,015 --> 00:43:40,108 # Mama, that's your cue # 959 00:43:40,150 --> 00:43:42,584 # Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at me # 960 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:46,249 # I'm the cutest chickie that you ever did see # 961 00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:48,884 # Hey, Tracy, hey, baby, look at us # 962 00:43:48,926 --> 00:43:51,793 # Where is there a team that's half as fabulous # 963 00:43:51,829 --> 00:43:54,525 # I let go, go, go of the past now # 964 00:43:54,565 --> 00:43:57,625 # Said hello to this red carpet ride # 965 00:43:57,668 --> 00:44:00,796 # Yes, I know that the world's spinning fast now # 966 00:44:00,838 --> 00:44:03,102 # Tell Lollobrigida to step aside # 967 00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:05,472 # Your Mama's welcoming the sixties # 968 00:44:05,509 --> 00:44:08,501 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 969 00:44:08,545 --> 00:44:11,639 # Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baby # 970 00:44:11,682 --> 00:44:14,617 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 971 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:18,315 # Go, Mama, go, go, go # 972 00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:22,189 # Welcome to the sixties # 973 00:44:22,226 --> 00:44:24,820 # Open the door to the girl who has more # 974 00:44:24,862 --> 00:44:28,559 # She's a star, Tracy, go, go, go # 975 00:44:31,802 --> 00:44:33,326 # Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties # 976 00:44:33,370 --> 00:44:34,564 # Your mama's hip, your mama's in # 977 00:44:34,605 --> 00:44:36,368 # Hey, Mama # 978 00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:38,807 # Your mama's lookin' at herself and wonderin' "Where you been?" # 979 00:44:38,842 --> 00:44:40,002 # Where you been? # 980 00:44:40,044 --> 00:44:42,069 # Your mama's lit, she's all aglow # 981 00:44:42,112 --> 00:44:43,773 # Your mama, what she's holdin' back # 982 00:44:43,814 --> 00:44:45,475 # Your mama's gotta let go, go, go # 983 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:48,007 # Welcome to the "six", to the "O" # 984 00:44:48,052 --> 00:44:52,682 # To the apostrophe "s" hey-yay, baby, yeah # 985 00:44:52,723 --> 00:44:53,883 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 986 00:44:57,861 --> 00:45:01,729 # Oh, yeah # 987 00:45:01,765 --> 00:45:03,926 # Go, Mama, go, go, go # 988 00:45:03,967 --> 00:45:06,868 # Oh-o-o-o-o-o, oh-o-o-o-o-o # 989 00:45:06,904 --> 00:45:11,273 # Oh-o-o-o-o go, go, Mama, go, go, go! # 990 00:45:13,310 --> 00:45:15,210 Mmm. Mmm. 991 00:45:15,245 --> 00:45:17,713 Wait till Dad sees you. 992 00:45:17,748 --> 00:45:19,215 Sees me? 993 00:45:19,249 --> 00:45:21,547 He never notices what I wear. 994 00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:25,214 In 20 years, he's never even said to me, "nice muumuu" or nothin'. 995 00:45:25,255 --> 00:45:26,552 Now he will. 996 00:45:26,590 --> 00:45:30,048 Well, maybe, if he leaves that shop for 5 minutes. 997 00:45:30,094 --> 00:45:32,585 I swear, I don't know what goes on down there. 998 00:45:32,629 --> 00:45:33,926 Well. 999 00:45:33,964 --> 00:45:37,092 Mrs. Turnblad. 1000 00:45:37,134 --> 00:45:39,659 I'd know whose mother you were anywhere. 1001 00:45:39,703 --> 00:45:41,432 Really? 1002 00:45:41,472 --> 00:45:42,598 Hello, Amber. 1003 00:45:42,639 --> 00:45:44,368 Hello, Tracy. 1004 00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:47,844 Ma, this is Amber and Mrs. von Tussle. 1005 00:45:47,878 --> 00:45:50,506 Mrs. von Tussle is the station's manager. 1006 00:45:50,547 --> 00:45:52,742 Oh, the station manager. 1007 00:45:52,783 --> 00:45:56,378 Oh! Oh, it was so nice-a you let her on that show. 1008 00:45:56,420 --> 00:46:00,447 Well, Tracy certainly has... redefined our standards. Ha ha! 1009 00:46:00,491 --> 00:46:01,685 That's for sure. 1010 00:46:01,725 --> 00:46:03,488 Let me guess... 1011 00:46:03,527 --> 00:46:05,518 brand-new dress? 1012 00:46:05,562 --> 00:46:06,961 Oh, yes. 1013 00:46:06,997 --> 00:46:08,692 Well, you'll stop traffic. 1014 00:46:08,732 --> 00:46:10,063 Ha ha ha. 1015 00:46:11,168 --> 00:46:13,033 It was nice meeting you. Tracy. 1016 00:46:16,740 --> 00:46:17,934 Bye, Tracy. 1017 00:46:19,176 --> 00:46:20,404 Ugh. 1018 00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:23,607 Ma, don't listen to a word she says! 1019 00:46:23,647 --> 00:46:25,046 I'm takin' this back. 1020 00:46:25,082 --> 00:46:26,106 Don't you dare. 1021 00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:28,243 - I am. - Don't you dare. 1022 00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:29,843 Don't you know why she hates us? 1023 00:46:29,887 --> 00:46:32,617 She's afraid I'll beat Amber for Miss Teenage Hairspray. 1024 00:46:34,224 --> 00:46:35,213 Really? 1025 00:46:35,259 --> 00:46:37,693 They can't put Tracy in special ed. 1026 00:46:37,728 --> 00:46:38,786 I won't have it. 1027 00:46:38,829 --> 00:46:41,161 I mean, even if I have to tutor her myself... 1028 00:46:41,198 --> 00:46:42,893 they cannot hold my friend back. 1029 00:46:42,933 --> 00:46:44,798 - You're a saint. - Mm. 1030 00:46:44,835 --> 00:46:48,271 Oh, and it's totally not true about her and the entire football team. 1031 00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:49,602 I mean, please. 1032 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,666 Anybody can get grass stains all over their back. 1033 00:46:53,610 --> 00:46:55,134 Amber, stop it. 1034 00:46:55,179 --> 00:46:56,578 I'm sick-a you doin' that. 1035 00:46:56,613 --> 00:46:58,342 Just because she's a good dancer. 1036 00:46:58,382 --> 00:47:00,179 Uh! I'm sorry. 1037 00:47:00,217 --> 00:47:02,082 You think that she can dance? 1038 00:47:02,119 --> 00:47:04,280 Well, maybe you'd rather have her as your partner. 1039 00:47:04,321 --> 00:47:06,118 You could get sponsored by Goodyear. 1040 00:47:06,156 --> 00:47:09,683 Excuse me. What is going on back there? 1041 00:47:12,095 --> 00:47:13,790 Tracy, that's horrible. 1042 00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:16,664 Mr. Flak does not have breasts. 1043 00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:19,863 What? No. I would-I would never. 1044 00:47:19,903 --> 00:47:21,495 What... Oh. 1045 00:47:34,318 --> 00:47:37,253 Oh, and Mr. Larkin, perhaps you'd like to share... 1046 00:47:37,287 --> 00:47:40,882 with the rest of the class Patrick Henry's immortal last words. 1047 00:47:42,159 --> 00:47:43,524 "Kiss my ass"? 1048 00:47:53,403 --> 00:47:55,234 You didn't have to do that, Link. 1049 00:47:55,272 --> 00:47:56,569 Hey, no prob. 1050 00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:59,508 Besides, looks like a cool scene down here. 1051 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:00,840 Right. 1052 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,869 Hey, cool. 1053 00:48:04,014 --> 00:48:06,039 Hey, Tracy! 1054 00:48:10,988 --> 00:48:12,012 Not quite, huh? 1055 00:48:13,390 --> 00:48:15,255 Ah, damn. Just when I was gettin' it. 1056 00:48:15,292 --> 00:48:17,760 Listen, man, you ain't gotta stop now. 1057 00:48:17,794 --> 00:48:19,819 My mom's havin' a platter party tonight. 1058 00:48:19,863 --> 00:48:21,160 Y'all wanna come check it out? 1059 00:48:21,198 --> 00:48:22,859 Now?! 1060 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:25,061 Would you mind if I, too, checked it out? 1061 00:48:25,102 --> 00:48:27,070 I've never been to North Avenue before. 1062 00:48:27,104 --> 00:48:28,696 Uh, well, would it be safe? 1063 00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:30,331 You know, for us? 1064 00:48:30,374 --> 00:48:32,535 Calm down, cracker boy. 1065 00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:33,543 It's cool. 1066 00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:34,703 Wow. 1067 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:36,770 Being invited places by colored people! 1068 00:48:36,813 --> 00:48:38,474 It feels so hip! 1069 00:48:38,515 --> 00:48:42,451 I'm glad y'all feel that way 'cause, uh, not many people do. 1070 00:48:42,486 --> 00:48:44,750 - Y'all know what I'm sayin'? - Yeah, that's right. 1071 00:48:44,788 --> 00:48:47,154 # Hey! # 1072 00:48:47,190 --> 00:48:49,886 # I can't see why people look at me # 1073 00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:52,725 # And only see the color of my face # 1074 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:56,392 # Ah, yeah, then there's those that try to help, God knows # 1075 00:48:56,433 --> 00:48:59,732 # But always have to put me in my place # 1076 00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:02,739 # But I won't ask you to be color-blind # 1077 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:06,140 # 'Cause if you pick the fruit then, girl, you're sure to find # 1078 00:49:06,176 --> 00:49:09,543 # The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice # 1079 00:49:09,579 --> 00:49:12,605 # I could say it ain't so but, darlin', what's the use? # 1080 00:49:12,649 --> 00:49:15,777 # The darker the chocolate, the richer the taste # 1081 00:49:15,819 --> 00:49:17,912 # And that's where it's at # 1082 00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:20,321 # Now, baby, run and tell that # 1083 00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:21,688 # Now run and tell that # 1084 00:49:21,725 --> 00:49:24,591 # Run and tell that # 1085 00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:25,925 # Hey, yeah! # 1086 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,261 # I can't see why people disagree # 1087 00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:32,098 # Each time I tell 'em what I know is true, oh, no # 1088 00:49:32,135 --> 00:49:33,102 # And if you come # 1089 00:49:33,136 --> 00:49:35,070 # And see the world I'm from # 1090 00:49:35,105 --> 00:49:38,632 # I bet your heart is gonna feel it, too, yeah # 1091 00:49:38,675 --> 00:49:41,542 # I could lie but, baby, let's be bold # 1092 00:49:41,578 --> 00:49:42,977 # vanilla can be nice # 1093 00:49:43,013 --> 00:49:44,981 # But if the truth be told # 1094 00:49:45,015 --> 00:49:47,609 # Blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice # 1095 00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:50,882 # I could say it ain't so but, darlin', what's the use? # 1096 00:49:50,921 --> 00:49:54,152 # The darker the chocolate, the richer the taste # 1097 00:49:54,191 --> 00:49:56,022 # And that's where it's at # 1098 00:49:56,059 --> 00:49:58,357 # Oh, baby, baby, run and tell that # 1099 00:49:58,395 --> 00:50:00,090 # Run and tell that # 1100 00:50:00,130 --> 00:50:01,620 # Go run and tell that # 1101 00:50:01,665 --> 00:50:02,962 # Run and tell that # 1102 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,968 # Come on and run and tell that # 1103 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:06,128 # Run and tell that # 1104 00:50:06,169 --> 00:50:07,636 # Hey, run and tell # 1105 00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:08,865 # Go tell # 1106 00:50:08,905 --> 00:50:11,169 # Run and tell that # 1107 00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:14,811 Link! 1108 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,403 Link Larkin! 1109 00:50:18,415 --> 00:50:20,645 # Hey, yeah! # 1110 00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:24,347 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah # 1111 00:50:24,388 --> 00:50:25,480 - Whoo! - Hey! 1112 00:50:25,522 --> 00:50:26,614 Whoo! 1113 00:50:28,058 --> 00:50:29,787 # Whoo! # 1114 00:50:29,826 --> 00:50:31,384 Come here, girl. 1115 00:50:31,428 --> 00:50:33,362 This is my sister, Little Inez. 1116 00:50:33,397 --> 00:50:35,024 Oh, I know Tracy Turnblad. 1117 00:50:35,065 --> 00:50:36,760 Good for you, girl. You got on the show. 1118 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,529 - Well, you better be next. - Ya got that right. 1119 00:50:38,568 --> 00:50:40,661 Oh, you know she is. You better show 'em, girl. 1120 00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:42,331 Yeah! 1121 00:50:42,372 --> 00:50:45,671 # I'm tired of coverin' up all my pride # 1122 00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:48,405 # So give me five on the black hand side # 1123 00:50:48,445 --> 00:50:52,108 # I got a new way of movin' and I got my own voice # 1124 00:50:52,149 --> 00:50:54,879 # So how can I help but to shout and rejoice # 1125 00:50:54,918 --> 00:50:58,581 # Oh, the people 'round here can barely pay their rent # 1126 00:50:58,622 --> 00:51:01,648 # They try to make a dollar outta fifteen cent # 1127 00:51:01,691 --> 00:51:04,785 # But we got a spirit money just can't buy # 1128 00:51:04,828 --> 00:51:09,322 # It's deep as a river and soars to the sky, to the sky! # 1129 00:51:09,366 --> 00:51:12,767 # Hey, I can't see the reason it can't be # 1130 00:51:12,803 --> 00:51:14,896 # The kinda world where we all get our chance # 1131 00:51:14,938 --> 00:51:15,962 # Aw, yeah # 1132 00:51:16,006 --> 00:51:17,303 # The time is now # 1133 00:51:17,340 --> 00:51:19,900 # So we can show 'em how just turn the music up # 1134 00:51:19,943 --> 00:51:22,309 # And let's all dance, yeah, yeah # 1135 00:51:22,345 --> 00:51:25,610 # 'Cause all things are equal when it comes to love # 1136 00:51:25,649 --> 00:51:28,743 # Well, that ain't quite true 'cause when push comes to shove # 1137 00:51:28,785 --> 00:51:31,754 # The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice # 1138 00:51:31,788 --> 00:51:35,451 # They say it ain't so but, darlin', what's the use? # 1139 00:51:35,492 --> 00:51:38,359 # The darker the chocolate, the richer the taste # 1140 00:51:38,395 --> 00:51:39,862 # And that's where it's at # 1141 00:51:39,896 --> 00:51:42,490 # Now, baby, baby, baby, run and tell that # 1142 00:51:42,532 --> 00:51:45,699 # Run and tell that # 1143 00:51:45,735 --> 00:51:47,100 # Ah yeah, baby# # Run and tell that # 1144 00:51:47,137 --> 00:51:49,037 # Go run and tell that # 1145 00:51:49,072 --> 00:51:55,341 # G-g-g-g-go home and run and tell that # 1146 00:51:55,378 --> 00:52:02,443 # Yeah, yeah # 1147 00:52:02,486 --> 00:52:09,756 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah # 1148 00:52:09,793 --> 00:52:11,590 # Whoo! # 1149 00:52:11,628 --> 00:52:14,426 - Go, baby! - Whoo! 1150 00:52:16,366 --> 00:52:17,856 It was horrible. 1151 00:52:17,901 --> 00:52:19,994 Mom, he just danced on that bus... 1152 00:52:20,036 --> 00:52:21,560 with that great white whale and those negroes. 1153 00:52:21,605 --> 00:52:22,867 No, honey. 1154 00:52:22,906 --> 00:52:25,807 Reeling him back in is the easiest thing in the world. 1155 00:52:25,842 --> 00:52:28,276 Remember, I control his career. 1156 00:52:30,347 --> 00:52:31,314 Ohh. 1157 00:52:31,348 --> 00:52:33,009 Now, don't worry. 1158 00:52:33,049 --> 00:52:35,017 Mommy will take care of everything. 1159 00:52:59,376 --> 00:53:02,641 Are you all hungry for some good fun? 1160 00:53:04,447 --> 00:53:05,436 # Yeah # 1161 00:53:06,483 --> 00:53:09,941 # Bring on that pecan pie # 1162 00:53:09,986 --> 00:53:14,821 # Pour some sugar on it, sugar, don't be shy # 1163 00:53:14,858 --> 00:53:19,818 # Scoop me up a mess of that chocolate swirl # 1164 00:53:19,863 --> 00:53:23,697 # Don't be stingy, I'm a growin' girl # 1165 00:53:23,733 --> 00:53:29,194 # I offer big love with no apology # 1166 00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:33,573 # How can I deny the world the most of me? # 1167 00:53:33,610 --> 00:53:38,377 # I am not afraid to throw my weight around # 1168 00:53:38,415 --> 00:53:42,044 # Pound by pound by pound # 1169 00:53:42,085 --> 00:53:47,819 # Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful # 1170 00:53:47,857 --> 00:53:52,453 # Face the fact, it's simply irrefutable # 1171 00:53:52,495 --> 00:53:56,829 # No one wants a meal that only offers the least # 1172 00:53:56,866 --> 00:54:00,768 # When, girl, we're servin' up the whole damn feast # 1173 00:54:02,939 --> 00:54:06,568 Well, looks like y'all took a step outta bounds. 1174 00:54:06,610 --> 00:54:07,634 Now, who we got here? 1175 00:54:07,677 --> 00:54:09,611 Mom, I want you to meet my new friends. 1176 00:54:09,646 --> 00:54:12,240 This here is Link. Tracy Turnblad. 1177 00:54:12,282 --> 00:54:15,547 This is just so afro-tastic! 1178 00:54:15,585 --> 00:54:17,382 And this young lady right here... 1179 00:54:17,420 --> 00:54:19,320 is Penny Pingleton. 1180 00:54:21,324 --> 00:54:23,417 I'm very pleased and scared to be here. 1181 00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:27,920 Oh, now, honey. We got more reason to be scared on your street. 1182 00:54:27,964 --> 00:54:29,829 Latoya, put that record down. 1183 00:54:29,866 --> 00:54:31,094 You gonna scratch it. 1184 00:54:31,134 --> 00:54:32,101 Can't you keep your little girl... 1185 00:54:32,135 --> 00:54:33,102 Shall we dance? 1186 00:54:33,136 --> 00:54:34,330 Come on. 1187 00:54:35,605 --> 00:54:37,129 My name is Mike. 1188 00:54:37,173 --> 00:54:38,265 Mike? 1189 00:54:38,308 --> 00:54:40,003 Yes, Mike. 1190 00:54:40,043 --> 00:54:41,101 Mike who? 1191 00:54:41,144 --> 00:54:42,270 It's Mike. 1192 00:54:42,312 --> 00:54:44,280 Anyway, ahem... 1193 00:54:44,314 --> 00:54:46,214 I'm calling because I have some information... 1194 00:54:46,249 --> 00:54:47,910 about your daughter's whereabouts. 1195 00:54:47,951 --> 00:54:49,714 - What? - Right now, as we speak... 1196 00:54:49,753 --> 00:54:53,280 your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral... 1197 00:54:53,323 --> 00:54:55,188 turpentine. 1198 00:54:55,225 --> 00:54:57,693 # Baby don't sleep # 1199 00:54:57,727 --> 00:54:59,854 # Baby don't eat # 1200 00:54:59,896 --> 00:55:04,799 # Baby just like another boink-boink # 1201 00:55:04,834 --> 00:55:07,735 Link, aren't you gonna get in awful trouble for this? 1202 00:55:07,771 --> 00:55:09,568 I'm not plannin' on tellin' my dad. 1203 00:55:09,606 --> 00:55:12,074 No, I mean in trouble with someone else. 1204 00:55:12,108 --> 00:55:14,804 Hmm. Maybe. 1205 00:55:14,844 --> 00:55:16,812 Maybe it's worth it. 1206 00:55:16,846 --> 00:55:20,111 I think knowin' you's the start of a pretty big adventure. 1207 00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:21,139 Ahh! 1208 00:55:23,019 --> 00:55:25,681 Tracy Edna Turnblad! 1209 00:55:26,856 --> 00:55:28,949 Ooh, we get any more white people in here... 1210 00:55:28,992 --> 00:55:30,482 this gonna be a suburb. 1211 00:55:32,862 --> 00:55:34,762 Do you know what I had to pay a cab... 1212 00:55:34,798 --> 00:55:36,265 just to consider comin' down here? 1213 00:55:36,299 --> 00:55:37,789 Oh, uh, Mom- 1214 00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:39,995 No call. You just disappear. 1215 00:55:40,036 --> 00:55:42,504 And all mashed up against a crooner? 1216 00:55:42,539 --> 00:55:45,997 Um, Edna Turnblad, this is Link. 1217 00:55:47,210 --> 00:55:48,837 Come on, we're goin'. 1218 00:55:48,878 --> 00:55:51,312 And, Penny, go home before your mother shoots you. 1219 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:52,542 Miss Edna, is it? 1220 00:55:52,582 --> 00:55:54,846 Hi, I mean, you don't have to rush off, you know. 1221 00:55:54,884 --> 00:55:57,045 Well, I do. I left my iron on. 1222 00:55:57,087 --> 00:55:58,748 Oh, your iron. 1223 00:55:58,788 --> 00:56:00,119 Well, before you go... 1224 00:56:00,156 --> 00:56:01,817 you sure you wouldn't like to have... 1225 00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:04,520 a little somethin' to eat? 1226 00:56:04,561 --> 00:56:06,722 Mmm-mmm. 1227 00:56:14,671 --> 00:56:16,400 Is that braised? 1228 00:56:16,439 --> 00:56:20,702 # Whoa oh oh oh oh oh # 1229 00:56:20,744 --> 00:56:24,475 # Slice me off a piece of that hogshead cheese # 1230 00:56:24,514 --> 00:56:25,503 # Whoo! # 1231 00:56:25,548 --> 00:56:26,776 # And take a look inside # 1232 00:56:26,816 --> 00:56:29,649 # My book of recipes # 1233 00:56:29,686 --> 00:56:34,453 # Now, don't-cha sniff around for somethin' fluffy and light # 1234 00:56:34,491 --> 00:56:39,121 # We need a man who brings a man-size appetite # 1235 00:56:39,162 --> 00:56:44,293 # We'll use a pinch-a sugar and a dash-a spice # 1236 00:56:44,334 --> 00:56:48,862 # I'll let you lick the spoon because it tastes so nice # 1237 00:56:48,905 --> 00:56:53,035 # We keep it in the oven till it's good and hot # 1238 00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:57,376 # Keep on stirrin' till it hits the spot # 1239 00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:02,852 # Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful # 1240 00:57:02,886 --> 00:57:07,550 # There is nothin' 'bout us that's unsuitable # 1241 00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:11,492 # Why sit in the bleachers timid and afraid # 1242 00:57:11,528 --> 00:57:16,397 # When, Edna, you look like the whole parade? # 1243 00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:19,402 # They say that white has might and thin is in # 1244 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:20,960 # Well, that's just bull # 1245 00:57:21,004 --> 00:57:22,938 # 'Cause, ladies, big is back # 1246 00:57:22,972 --> 00:57:26,271 # And as for black, it's beautiful # 1247 00:57:26,309 --> 00:57:28,174 # All shapes and sizes follow me # 1248 00:57:28,211 --> 00:57:35,447 # Who wants a twig when you can climb a whole tree # 1249 00:57:35,601 --> 00:57:37,068 # Yeah, yeah # 1250 00:57:37,102 --> 00:57:43,041 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah # 1251 00:57:43,075 --> 00:57:45,566 Groovy, baby. Groovy. 1252 00:57:54,620 --> 00:57:56,087 Hello? 1253 00:58:20,346 --> 00:58:21,711 Hello?! 1254 00:58:31,890 --> 00:58:33,289 - Graah! - Oh, my God! 1255 00:58:33,325 --> 00:58:36,055 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ah! You got me. 1256 00:58:36,095 --> 00:58:37,585 Ha ha ha! 1257 00:58:37,630 --> 00:58:41,066 Welcome, mmm, to the Hardy-Har Hut. 1258 00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:44,092 If we can't put a smile on your face, your skin's too tight. 1259 00:58:44,136 --> 00:58:46,104 - Oh! - Bop, bop. 1260 00:58:46,138 --> 00:58:48,265 - Oh. - I got somethin' for ya. Yeah. 1261 00:58:48,307 --> 00:58:49,604 It's just in. 1262 00:58:49,642 --> 00:58:50,939 You're gonna love it. 1263 00:58:50,976 --> 00:58:52,273 Huh? 1264 00:58:52,311 --> 00:58:53,972 Oh. 1265 00:58:54,013 --> 00:58:55,878 Cigarette? 1266 00:58:57,149 --> 00:58:58,776 Ha ha ha. 1267 00:58:58,817 --> 00:59:02,685 Tempting but, uh... no, thanks. 1268 00:59:02,721 --> 00:59:03,949 - Ha ha ha! - Oh. 1269 00:59:03,989 --> 00:59:05,786 Well, eh. 1270 00:59:07,393 --> 00:59:08,917 What can I do you for? 1271 00:59:08,961 --> 00:59:10,189 Something for the mister? 1272 00:59:10,229 --> 00:59:14,256 Sadly, there is no mister at the moment. 1273 00:59:14,299 --> 00:59:16,164 Beautiful woman like yourself? 1274 00:59:16,201 --> 00:59:18,328 My husband... 1275 00:59:21,106 --> 00:59:23,370 ...accidentally suffocated. 1276 00:59:23,409 --> 00:59:24,808 You need a fella. 1277 00:59:24,843 --> 00:59:28,711 I do. I do need a fella. 1278 00:59:28,747 --> 00:59:33,514 And the way to a man's heart is through his funny bone. 1279 00:59:33,552 --> 00:59:35,850 Now here's an icebreaker for ya. 1280 00:59:38,190 --> 00:59:40,886 Oh, Miss Maybelle, you do throw a lovely party. 1281 00:59:40,926 --> 00:59:42,894 But what are you celebratin'? 1282 00:59:43,862 --> 00:59:45,659 Well, it's kind of an ending. 1283 00:59:45,698 --> 00:59:48,132 But it deserved to go out with a bang. 1284 00:59:48,167 --> 00:59:49,964 What ended? 1285 00:59:51,537 --> 00:59:52,697 Negro Day. 1286 00:59:52,738 --> 00:59:54,330 What? 1287 00:59:54,373 --> 00:59:57,467 All right. Time y'all knew. 1288 00:59:57,509 --> 01:00:01,570 velma von Tussle just told me we have had our last show. 1289 01:00:01,613 --> 01:00:03,103 No. 1290 01:00:03,148 --> 01:00:05,514 Yeah, it seems our little show was a nice little placeholder... 1291 01:00:05,551 --> 01:00:07,712 - but it was time to get some ratings. - Aww! 1292 01:00:07,753 --> 01:00:10,051 I didn't wanna tell y'all up front. 1293 01:00:10,089 --> 01:00:12,717 I just wanted to have a little fun tonight. 1294 01:00:12,758 --> 01:00:15,056 But I practiced so hard. 1295 01:00:15,094 --> 01:00:17,654 Now I'll never get a chance to be on the show. 1296 01:00:17,696 --> 01:00:19,391 Oh, you will be seen, baby. 1297 01:00:19,431 --> 01:00:20,420 I promise. 1298 01:00:20,466 --> 01:00:22,093 You can't have your own show? 1299 01:00:22,134 --> 01:00:23,601 Fine, you'll come dance with us. 1300 01:00:23,635 --> 01:00:25,227 Hmm. Honey. 1301 01:00:25,270 --> 01:00:27,067 You been dozin' off durin' history? 1302 01:00:27,106 --> 01:00:29,233 Yes, always. 1303 01:00:29,274 --> 01:00:32,243 Trace, black and whites ain't never danced on Tv together. 1304 01:00:32,277 --> 01:00:34,768 Well, if we can't dance... 1305 01:00:34,813 --> 01:00:37,941 maybe we should just march. 1306 01:00:40,252 --> 01:00:42,243 Ooh, that'd get some big ol' ratin's. 1307 01:00:42,287 --> 01:00:43,879 Better time slot, too. 1308 01:00:43,922 --> 01:00:44,911 Mm-hmm. 1309 01:00:44,957 --> 01:00:47,016 Like on the 11:00 news. 1310 01:00:47,059 --> 01:00:48,026 Ahh! 1311 01:00:48,060 --> 01:00:49,391 What y'all say? 1312 01:00:49,428 --> 01:00:50,986 Should we give this fine woman... 1313 01:00:51,029 --> 01:00:52,257 all the ratings she deserves? 1314 01:00:52,297 --> 01:00:54,026 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1315 01:00:54,066 --> 01:00:55,397 Hey, hey! 1316 01:00:55,434 --> 01:00:57,800 Well, it is a school night... 1317 01:00:57,836 --> 01:00:59,360 and I think we oughta call it a night. 1318 01:00:59,404 --> 01:01:02,305 Tell you what. We meet up at the church Friday, 4:00... 1319 01:01:02,341 --> 01:01:05,469 and we will march on WYZT. 1320 01:01:05,511 --> 01:01:07,741 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1321 01:01:07,780 --> 01:01:08,769 Yeah! 1322 01:01:08,814 --> 01:01:10,577 Tracy, you can't protest, hon. 1323 01:01:10,616 --> 01:01:12,607 I mean, these are lovely people... 1324 01:01:12,651 --> 01:01:14,414 but if you protest, you'll be on lists. 1325 01:01:14,453 --> 01:01:16,011 You'll be on files. 1326 01:01:16,054 --> 01:01:18,215 J. Edgar Hoover'll be still wiretappin'... 1327 01:01:18,257 --> 01:01:20,088 your cold, dead body in the grave. 1328 01:01:20,125 --> 01:01:21,251 Oh, Mother. 1329 01:01:21,293 --> 01:01:24,262 Link, we're going with them, right? 1330 01:01:24,296 --> 01:01:26,526 Walk with me. 1331 01:01:26,565 --> 01:01:30,331 You want your Belgian chocolate animal droppings. 1332 01:01:32,304 --> 01:01:34,602 Dot dot. This store's for you. 1333 01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:38,804 - Oh! What a treasure trove. - Huh? 1334 01:01:38,844 --> 01:01:41,506 Come here, baby. 1335 01:01:41,547 --> 01:01:43,276 Don't be sad. 1336 01:01:43,315 --> 01:01:45,146 We gonna make it happen, OK? 1337 01:01:45,184 --> 01:01:46,276 Can I go? 1338 01:01:46,318 --> 01:01:47,649 Now, come on, now. 1339 01:01:47,686 --> 01:01:49,017 I can't be worried about you out there. 1340 01:01:50,556 --> 01:01:52,456 Trace... 1341 01:01:52,491 --> 01:01:55,153 I been smilin' and dancin' on this show for 3 years. 1342 01:01:56,328 --> 01:01:57,556 Mrs. von Tussle just promised... 1343 01:01:57,596 --> 01:01:59,291 I could sing at the Miss Hairspray pageant. 1344 01:01:59,331 --> 01:02:02,300 She's-she invited agents. 1345 01:02:02,334 --> 01:02:04,632 That's my shot, Trace. 1346 01:02:04,670 --> 01:02:06,365 I can't jeopardize that. 1347 01:02:06,405 --> 01:02:08,600 But it's what's right. 1348 01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:10,471 I'm sorry, Trace. 1349 01:02:10,509 --> 01:02:13,307 I just think this adventure's... 1350 01:02:13,345 --> 01:02:14,642 a little... 1351 01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:15,977 too big for me. 1352 01:02:18,717 --> 01:02:20,378 Oh, God. No, no, no. That's not what I- 1353 01:02:20,419 --> 01:02:22,478 I get it, Link. It's your shot. 1354 01:02:22,521 --> 01:02:23,920 No, Trace, that's not what I- 1355 01:02:23,956 --> 01:02:24,945 It's fine. 1356 01:02:27,893 --> 01:02:29,360 Oh, hon. 1357 01:02:32,998 --> 01:02:35,057 I should go. 1358 01:02:35,100 --> 01:02:36,658 Give him time. 1359 01:02:36,702 --> 01:02:38,727 He'll figure out he's crazy 'bout you. 1360 01:02:38,770 --> 01:02:42,001 You have to say that, you're my mother. 1361 01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:45,271 Well, I know a little somethin' about men. 1362 01:02:45,310 --> 01:02:49,542 And, my personal favorite, x- ray specs. 1363 01:02:49,581 --> 01:02:51,276 You can see through anything. 1364 01:02:51,316 --> 01:02:54,877 Skin, clothes, you name it. 1365 01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:56,251 Now, take your father. 1366 01:02:56,288 --> 01:02:59,121 And he's always downstairs in that shop workin' late. 1367 01:02:59,157 --> 01:03:01,557 Do I take it personal? No. 1368 01:03:01,593 --> 01:03:04,221 Men always put their career first. 1369 01:03:04,263 --> 01:03:05,457 Remember that. 1370 01:03:05,497 --> 01:03:06,589 OK. 1371 01:03:06,632 --> 01:03:08,725 I'm really tired, I'm gonna go to bed. 1372 01:03:08,767 --> 01:03:09,893 All right, hon. 1373 01:03:09,935 --> 01:03:10,902 Night. 1374 01:03:10,936 --> 01:03:13,063 - I love you. - I love you, too. 1375 01:03:13,105 --> 01:03:15,130 I think I'm gonna go to bed, too. 1376 01:03:15,173 --> 01:03:17,107 Oh, I'm so tired. 1377 01:03:22,781 --> 01:03:26,080 You don't need those... 1378 01:03:26,118 --> 01:03:29,246 to see what's under these clothes. 1379 01:03:29,288 --> 01:03:31,984 There's a product that really works... 1380 01:03:32,024 --> 01:03:34,618 'cause these are phony as a three dollar bill. 1381 01:03:38,664 --> 01:03:40,564 Incredible! 1382 01:03:40,599 --> 01:03:42,464 I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf... 1383 01:03:42,501 --> 01:03:45,664 and you would remain completely obtuse. 1384 01:03:45,704 --> 01:03:46,671 Obtuse. 1385 01:03:46,705 --> 01:03:48,229 Yes, obtuse. 1386 01:03:48,273 --> 01:03:50,002 I flunked geometry. 1387 01:03:50,042 --> 01:03:52,738 Yeah, well-and biology too, no doubt! 1388 01:03:52,778 --> 01:03:54,370 Yeah. 1389 01:03:55,814 --> 01:03:57,805 Wait! How 'bout this? 1390 01:03:57,849 --> 01:03:59,316 OK. 1391 01:04:01,887 --> 01:04:04,253 # Those lips, those eyes # 1392 01:04:04,289 --> 01:04:05,620 # That food # 1393 01:04:05,657 --> 01:04:07,989 # Well, there ain't nothin' like a spread # 1394 01:04:08,026 --> 01:04:09,926 # To get ya in the mood # 1395 01:04:09,962 --> 01:04:14,399 # Wilbur, can't ya feel the burnin' flame of hot desire # 1396 01:04:14,433 --> 01:04:16,924 # You're gonna need more than some seltzer # 1397 01:04:16,969 --> 01:04:19,437 # To put out this fire # 1398 01:04:19,471 --> 01:04:22,963 # I'm wailin': "look out, old Balti- # 1399 01:04:23,008 --> 01:04:24,999 # "- more" I'm sellin' somethin' # 1400 01:04:25,043 --> 01:04:28,376 # You can't purchase at a ten-cent store # 1401 01:04:28,413 --> 01:04:30,847 # Oh, Wilbur, I feel like a princess # 1402 01:04:30,882 --> 01:04:32,543 # Come on and take me to the ball # 1403 01:04:32,584 --> 01:04:35,382 # I bet you're tired of heavy lifting # 1404 01:04:35,420 --> 01:04:37,581 # Get your hands on somethin' small # 1405 01:04:38,690 --> 01:04:40,317 # Because I'm a-big- # 1406 01:04:40,359 --> 01:04:41,553 # -blonde- # 1407 01:04:41,593 --> 01:04:43,686 # -and beautiful # 1408 01:04:43,729 --> 01:04:45,788 # It's time to face the facts # 1409 01:04:45,831 --> 01:04:48,356 # It's irrefutable # 1410 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,300 # Why waste one more minute # 1411 01:04:50,335 --> 01:04:52,530 # Now I feel brand spankin' new # 1412 01:04:52,571 --> 01:04:54,129 # Hey, Wilbur, take a look # 1413 01:04:54,172 --> 01:04:55,230 # It's all for # 1414 01:04:55,273 --> 01:04:56,535 You! 1415 01:04:56,575 --> 01:04:58,873 You?! 1416 01:04:58,910 --> 01:04:59,877 Ohh! 1417 01:04:59,911 --> 01:05:01,003 Edna. 1418 01:05:01,046 --> 01:05:04,641 Your wife! You said she was out! Oh! Wait a minute! 1419 01:05:04,683 --> 01:05:05,877 Hi, hon. 1420 01:05:07,552 --> 01:05:10,749 Ma, you don't really believe that he would do that. 1421 01:05:10,789 --> 01:05:13,223 You are never setting foot on that show again. 1422 01:05:13,258 --> 01:05:14,850 You hear me? 1423 01:05:14,893 --> 01:05:18,556 I heard you the first 400 times, Ma. 1424 01:05:41,186 --> 01:05:43,347 - Hey. - Huh. 1425 01:05:43,388 --> 01:05:44,650 Oh. 1426 01:05:49,094 --> 01:05:50,061 Daddy. 1427 01:05:51,096 --> 01:05:53,257 It wasn't me. 1428 01:05:53,298 --> 01:05:56,165 I had to improvise a bed out of something. 1429 01:05:56,201 --> 01:05:57,600 Whoopee cushions? 1430 01:05:58,870 --> 01:06:00,929 That will play heck with my sciatica. 1431 01:06:01,973 --> 01:06:04,168 Oop. That one was me. 1432 01:06:04,209 --> 01:06:06,404 Oh. Oh. 1433 01:06:06,445 --> 01:06:08,777 Daddy, are you OK? 1434 01:06:08,814 --> 01:06:10,577 Ohh. 1435 01:06:10,615 --> 01:06:13,812 Tracy, you know... 1436 01:06:13,852 --> 01:06:18,789 these peepers have never looked at another woman. 1437 01:06:18,824 --> 01:06:22,191 This heart only beats for size 60. 1438 01:06:22,227 --> 01:06:25,594 Daddy, you know what velma wanted. 1439 01:06:25,630 --> 01:06:27,757 She wanted me off the show. 1440 01:06:27,799 --> 01:06:32,133 And I knew that, but how could she go that far? 1441 01:06:32,170 --> 01:06:35,435 Come here. Come here, little girl. 1442 01:06:35,474 --> 01:06:37,772 Little girl. 1443 01:06:37,809 --> 01:06:41,472 And then to just cancel Negro Day like that. 1444 01:06:41,513 --> 01:06:44,380 Just to make sure that nobody who's different... 1445 01:06:44,416 --> 01:06:46,577 or who's black or Chinese... 1446 01:06:46,618 --> 01:06:49,246 or maybe who needs to lose a few pounds. 1447 01:06:49,287 --> 01:06:51,255 What are you talking? Stop it. 1448 01:06:51,289 --> 01:06:53,951 What are you talking? 1449 01:06:53,992 --> 01:06:56,222 I think I've been in a bubble or something. 1450 01:06:56,261 --> 01:06:59,958 Thinking that fairness was just going to happen. 1451 01:06:59,998 --> 01:07:01,522 It's not. 1452 01:07:01,566 --> 01:07:04,797 I think people like me are gonna have to get up... 1453 01:07:04,836 --> 01:07:09,170 off their father's laps and go out there and fight for it. 1454 01:07:16,681 --> 01:07:19,115 Ahh. Your mother and I... 1455 01:07:19,151 --> 01:07:21,483 We don't see too far past our front door. 1456 01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:25,081 But you... see all the way to Schenectady. 1457 01:07:25,123 --> 01:07:28,991 So, if there's something you need to stand up for... 1458 01:07:29,027 --> 01:07:32,554 don't ya listen to old dogs like us. 1459 01:07:32,597 --> 01:07:35,828 We need to learn some new tricks... 1460 01:07:35,867 --> 01:07:37,266 from you. 1461 01:07:37,302 --> 01:07:40,169 You don't need new tricks, Dad. 1462 01:07:40,205 --> 01:07:42,139 You need Mom. 1463 01:07:48,213 --> 01:07:50,511 She changed the locks. 1464 01:07:56,288 --> 01:07:57,812 Oh. 1465 01:08:02,060 --> 01:08:03,721 Good night, Daddy. 1466 01:08:12,404 --> 01:08:15,896 Aw, wow. 1467 01:08:15,941 --> 01:08:17,738 Come on, baby. 1468 01:08:22,113 --> 01:08:23,876 Honey, took me 5 years... 1469 01:08:23,915 --> 01:08:26,076 to figure out you were flirting. 1470 01:08:26,117 --> 01:08:28,415 How could I ever? 1471 01:08:30,088 --> 01:08:32,420 Well, she is very glamorous. 1472 01:08:32,457 --> 01:08:34,823 Edna. 1473 01:08:38,897 --> 01:08:42,060 She just makes me feel old. 1474 01:08:42,100 --> 01:08:43,590 Nonsense. 1475 01:08:43,635 --> 01:08:45,466 Doll! 1476 01:08:45,503 --> 01:08:47,437 You're spry as a Slinky. 1477 01:08:49,574 --> 01:08:51,838 I'm not talkin' to you. 1478 01:08:51,876 --> 01:08:56,245 # Styles keep a-changin', the world's rearrangin' # 1479 01:08:56,281 --> 01:09:00,411 # But, Edna, you're timeless to me # 1480 01:09:00,452 --> 01:09:04,081 # Hemlines are shorter, a beer costs a quarter # 1481 01:09:04,122 --> 01:09:09,253 # But time cannot take what comes free # 1482 01:09:09,294 --> 01:09:12,593 # You're like a stinky old cheese, babe # 1483 01:09:12,631 --> 01:09:17,261 # Just gettin' riper with age # 1484 01:09:17,302 --> 01:09:19,770 # You're like a fatal disease, babe # 1485 01:09:19,804 --> 01:09:21,066 What? 1486 01:09:21,106 --> 01:09:24,940 # But there's no cure, so let this fever rage # 1487 01:09:24,976 --> 01:09:28,969 # Some folks can't stand it, say time is a bandit # 1488 01:09:29,014 --> 01:09:32,780 # But I take the opposite view # 1489 01:09:32,817 --> 01:09:35,411 # 'Cause when I need a lift # 1490 01:09:35,453 --> 01:09:37,216 # Time brings a gift # 1491 01:09:37,255 --> 01:09:41,316 # Another day with you # 1492 01:09:41,359 --> 01:09:43,122 # A twist or a waltz # 1493 01:09:43,161 --> 01:09:45,288 # It's all the same schmaltz # 1494 01:09:45,330 --> 01:09:48,959 # With just a change in the scenery # 1495 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,332 # You'll never be old hat # 1496 01:09:51,369 --> 01:09:52,358 # That's that # 1497 01:09:52,404 --> 01:09:55,339 # You're timeless to me # 1498 01:09:58,009 --> 01:09:59,806 # Fads keep a-fadin' # 1499 01:09:59,844 --> 01:10:02,005 # Castro's invadin' # 1500 01:10:02,047 --> 01:10:05,915 # But, Wilbur, you're timeless to me # 1501 01:10:05,950 --> 01:10:07,645 # Hairdos are higher # 1502 01:10:07,686 --> 01:10:09,813 # Mine feels like barbed wire # 1503 01:10:09,854 --> 01:10:14,052 # But you say I'm chic as can be # 1504 01:10:14,092 --> 01:10:17,186 # You're like a rare vintage ripple # 1505 01:10:17,228 --> 01:10:18,286 Thank you. 1506 01:10:18,330 --> 01:10:22,323 # A vintage they'll never forget # 1507 01:10:22,367 --> 01:10:25,928 # So pour me a teeny-weeny triple # 1508 01:10:25,970 --> 01:10:27,494 Any time! 1509 01:10:27,539 --> 01:10:29,837 # And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet # 1510 01:10:29,874 --> 01:10:30,841 What? 1511 01:10:30,875 --> 01:10:32,502 # I can't stop eating # 1512 01:10:32,544 --> 01:10:34,239 # Your hairline's receding # 1513 01:10:34,279 --> 01:10:35,405 Hey. 1514 01:10:35,447 --> 01:10:37,506 # And soon you'll have nothing at all # 1515 01:10:37,549 --> 01:10:38,811 Never. 1516 01:10:38,850 --> 01:10:41,080 # So you'll wear a wig # 1517 01:10:41,119 --> 01:10:42,643 # While I roast a pig # 1518 01:10:42,687 --> 01:10:45,554 # Hey! Pass that Geritol # 1519 01:10:45,590 --> 01:10:46,852 I love pig. 1520 01:10:46,891 --> 01:10:48,984 # Glenn Miller had brass # 1521 01:10:49,027 --> 01:10:51,052 # That Chubby Checker's a gas # 1522 01:10:51,096 --> 01:10:54,691 # But they all pass eventually # 1523 01:10:54,733 --> 01:10:58,032 # You'll never be pass�, hip-hooray # 1524 01:10:58,069 --> 01:11:01,232 # You're timeless to me # 1525 01:11:12,650 --> 01:11:14,743 Heh heh heh! 1526 01:11:23,128 --> 01:11:24,425 Grrr! 1527 01:11:52,857 --> 01:11:56,258 # You're like a broken-down Chevy # 1528 01:11:56,294 --> 01:12:00,287 # All I need is a fresh coat of paint # 1529 01:12:00,331 --> 01:12:04,734 # And, Edna, ya got me goin' hot and heavy # 1530 01:12:04,769 --> 01:12:06,566 # You're fat and old # 1531 01:12:06,604 --> 01:12:09,266 - What? - # But, baby, boring you ain't # 1532 01:12:09,307 --> 01:12:11,172 # Some folks don't get it # 1533 01:12:11,209 --> 01:12:13,200 # But we never fret it # 1534 01:12:13,244 --> 01:12:16,771 # 'Cause we know that time is our friend # 1535 01:12:16,815 --> 01:12:19,113 # Yeah, it's plain to see # 1536 01:12:19,150 --> 01:12:21,380 # That you're stuck with me # 1537 01:12:21,419 --> 01:12:25,355 # Until the bitter end # 1538 01:12:25,390 --> 01:12:29,292 # And we got a kid who's blowin' the lid # 1539 01:12:29,327 --> 01:12:32,785 # Off the Turnblad family tree # 1540 01:12:32,831 --> 01:12:35,197 # You'll always hit the spot # 1541 01:12:35,233 --> 01:12:36,860 # Big shot # 1542 01:12:36,901 --> 01:12:39,529 # You're timeless to me # 1543 01:12:41,172 --> 01:12:45,131 # You'll always be du jour, mon amour # 1544 01:12:45,176 --> 01:12:47,644 # You're timeless to me # 1545 01:12:52,684 --> 01:12:57,121 # You'll always be first string # 1546 01:12:57,155 --> 01:13:00,420 # Ring-a-ding-ding # 1547 01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:13,466 # You're timeless to me # 1548 01:13:15,206 --> 01:13:18,505 # You're timeless # 1549 01:13:18,543 --> 01:13:27,679 # To me # 1550 01:13:27,719 --> 01:13:29,050 Oh, Wilbur. 1551 01:13:34,325 --> 01:13:36,122 Tracy. 1552 01:13:36,160 --> 01:13:37,559 Wake up, hon. 1553 01:13:37,595 --> 01:13:41,031 Wake up. Everything's good again. 1554 01:13:42,767 --> 01:13:45,065 Wilbur! Wilbur! 1555 01:13:45,103 --> 01:13:46,229 Uhh! 1556 01:13:47,572 --> 01:13:51,030 Seaweed, help pass those signs out. 1557 01:13:51,075 --> 01:13:52,542 Give her one. 1558 01:13:52,577 --> 01:13:54,374 Hey, Jackie, we're over here. 1559 01:13:54,412 --> 01:13:57,074 Aw, you lookin' good, Gertrude. 1560 01:13:57,115 --> 01:13:59,083 C'mon, y'all. Here we go now. 1561 01:14:01,786 --> 01:14:02,946 Tracy! 1562 01:14:04,756 --> 01:14:06,883 You're gonna pay a heavy price. 1563 01:14:06,925 --> 01:14:08,256 I know. 1564 01:14:08,293 --> 01:14:10,193 You'll never dance on Tv again. 1565 01:14:10,228 --> 01:14:12,526 If I can't dance with Seaweed and Little Inez... 1566 01:14:12,564 --> 01:14:15,032 then I don't wanna dance on Tv at all. 1567 01:14:15,066 --> 01:14:18,399 I just want tomorrow to be better. 1568 01:14:18,436 --> 01:14:21,872 # There's a light # 1569 01:14:21,906 --> 01:14:26,605 # In the darkness # 1570 01:14:26,644 --> 01:14:34,107 # Though the night is black as my skin # 1571 01:14:34,152 --> 01:14:39,385 # There's a light burnin' bright # 1572 01:14:39,424 --> 01:14:43,258 # Showing me the way # 1573 01:14:45,463 --> 01:14:50,127 # But I know where I've been # 1574 01:14:51,302 --> 01:14:55,602 # There's a cry # 1575 01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:58,973 # In the distance # 1576 01:14:59,010 --> 01:15:05,745 # It's a voice that comes from deep within # 1577 01:15:05,783 --> 01:15:08,274 # Hey, yeah # 1578 01:15:08,319 --> 01:15:11,948 # There's a cry askin' why # 1579 01:15:11,990 --> 01:15:16,324 # I pray the answer's up ahead # 1580 01:15:18,496 --> 01:15:24,264 # 'Cause I know where I've been # 1581 01:15:28,873 --> 01:15:32,707 # There's a road # 1582 01:15:32,744 --> 01:15:36,908 # We been travelin' # 1583 01:15:36,948 --> 01:15:41,146 # Lost so many # 1584 01:15:41,185 --> 01:15:43,847 # On the way # 1585 01:15:45,523 --> 01:15:53,225 # But the riches will be plenty # 1586 01:15:53,264 --> 01:15:55,892 # Worth the price # 1587 01:15:55,933 --> 01:16:01,838 # The price we had to pay # 1588 01:16:01,873 --> 01:16:05,832 # There's a dream # 1589 01:16:05,877 --> 01:16:09,813 - # In the future # - # Ooh-ooh # 1590 01:16:09,847 --> 01:16:12,441 # There's a struggle # 1591 01:16:12,483 --> 01:16:16,613 # That we have yet to win # 1592 01:16:18,389 --> 01:16:22,348 # And there's pride in my heart # 1593 01:16:22,393 --> 01:16:27,023 # 'Cause I know where I'm goin' # 1594 01:16:27,065 --> 01:16:29,033 # Yes, I do # 1595 01:16:29,067 --> 01:16:34,198 # And I know where I've been # 1596 01:16:34,238 --> 01:16:35,205 # Yeah # 1597 01:16:35,239 --> 01:16:38,800 # There's a road # 1598 01:16:38,843 --> 01:16:43,206 # We must travel # 1599 01:16:43,247 --> 01:16:45,374 # There's a promise # 1600 01:16:45,416 --> 01:16:47,714 # There is a promise # 1601 01:16:47,752 --> 01:16:49,117 # We must make # 1602 01:16:49,153 --> 01:16:51,383 # That we must make # 1603 01:16:51,422 --> 01:16:53,390 # But the riches # 1604 01:16:53,424 --> 01:16:55,619 # Oh, but the riches # 1605 01:16:55,660 --> 01:16:56,718 # Will be plenty # 1606 01:16:56,761 --> 01:16:59,730 # The riches will be plenty, yeah # 1607 01:16:59,764 --> 01:17:01,891 # Worth the risk # 1608 01:17:01,933 --> 01:17:04,060 # And the chances that we take # 1609 01:17:04,102 --> 01:17:08,061 # And the chances we take # 1610 01:17:08,106 --> 01:17:10,836 # There's a dream # 1611 01:17:10,875 --> 01:17:16,745 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in the future # 1612 01:17:16,781 --> 01:17:18,078 # There's a struggle # 1613 01:17:18,116 --> 01:17:19,083 # Struggle # 1614 01:17:19,117 --> 01:17:21,847 # That we have yet to win # 1615 01:17:21,886 --> 01:17:24,582 # We have yet to win # 1616 01:17:24,622 --> 01:17:26,419 # Use that pride # 1617 01:17:26,457 --> 01:17:27,424 # Pride # 1618 01:17:27,458 --> 01:17:29,426 # In our hearts # 1619 01:17:29,460 --> 01:17:30,427 # To lift us up # 1620 01:17:30,461 --> 01:17:31,428 # Lift us up # 1621 01:17:31,462 --> 01:17:33,521 # Until tomorrow # 1622 01:17:33,564 --> 01:17:34,758 # Oooh # 1623 01:17:34,799 --> 01:17:40,396 # 'Cause just to sit still would be a sin # 1624 01:17:40,438 --> 01:17:44,101 # I know it, I know it, I know where I'm goin' # 1625 01:17:44,142 --> 01:17:52,277 # Lord knows I know # 1626 01:17:52,316 --> 01:17:56,616 # Where I've been # 1627 01:17:56,654 --> 01:17:58,622 # Oh, when we win # 1628 01:17:58,656 --> 01:18:02,285 # Yeah, I'll give thanks to my God # 1629 01:18:02,326 --> 01:18:07,127 # 'Cause I know where I've been # 1630 01:18:07,165 --> 01:18:12,296 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 1631 01:18:12,336 --> 01:18:14,634 Oh, yeah, amen! 1632 01:18:14,672 --> 01:18:15,639 Amen, amen! 1633 01:18:15,673 --> 01:18:16,867 That's right. 1634 01:18:16,908 --> 01:18:19,877 Tracy, hon, you don't know what you're doing. 1635 01:18:19,911 --> 01:18:21,401 Yes, I do, Ma. 1636 01:18:21,445 --> 01:18:22,434 Hello, Miss Maybelle. 1637 01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:23,469 Well, good evening, Miss Edna. 1638 01:18:23,514 --> 01:18:24,572 Nice-a you to join us. 1639 01:18:24,615 --> 01:18:25,809 She's got a lovely turnout. 1640 01:18:25,850 --> 01:18:27,545 Now I really think they don't need you anymore. 1641 01:18:27,585 --> 01:18:28,745 You come home with me. 1642 01:18:28,786 --> 01:18:31,380 Oh. 1643 01:18:31,422 --> 01:18:33,652 No, we are not sending a camera crew. 1644 01:18:33,691 --> 01:18:37,024 They're protesting our own station, dimwit. 1645 01:18:38,196 --> 01:18:39,857 Why is Channel Five there? 1646 01:18:41,199 --> 01:18:43,667 Well, of course they're all Negroes. 1647 01:18:43,701 --> 01:18:45,134 And why would-? 1648 01:18:45,169 --> 01:18:48,332 Ahh! Ohh. 1649 01:18:48,372 --> 01:18:49,703 I know who would. 1650 01:18:49,740 --> 01:18:51,833 Oh, I know exactly who would. 1651 01:18:51,876 --> 01:18:53,844 2, 4, 6, 8! 1652 01:18:53,878 --> 01:18:55,903 Tv's got to integrate! 1653 01:18:55,947 --> 01:18:59,747 2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate! 1654 01:18:59,784 --> 01:19:00,751 2, 4, 6, 8! 1655 01:19:00,785 --> 01:19:02,184 Oh, my God, no! 1656 01:19:02,220 --> 01:19:03,346 Tv's got to integrate! 1657 01:19:03,387 --> 01:19:04,479 - No! - Ma, come on. 1658 01:19:04,522 --> 01:19:05,648 The sound's not working. 1659 01:19:05,690 --> 01:19:06,884 You knew there'd be police. 1660 01:19:06,924 --> 01:19:09,552 - But I didn't know there'd be cameras. - So? 1661 01:19:09,594 --> 01:19:12,062 Oh, I cannot be seen on television at this present weight. 1662 01:19:12,096 --> 01:19:13,563 2, 4, 6, 8! 1663 01:19:13,598 --> 01:19:15,498 Tv's got to integrate! 1664 01:19:15,533 --> 01:19:17,364 2, 4, 6, 8! 1665 01:19:17,401 --> 01:19:19,494 Tv's got to integrate! 1666 01:19:19,537 --> 01:19:21,334 2, 4, 6, 8! 1667 01:19:21,372 --> 01:19:22,339 Tv's got to integrate! 1668 01:19:22,373 --> 01:19:23,567 Excuse me. 1669 01:19:23,608 --> 01:19:25,769 Is there some reason we can't pass by peacefully? 1670 01:19:25,810 --> 01:19:28,142 I strongly suggest you and your little friends... 1671 01:19:28,179 --> 01:19:30,909 head back to where you come from. 1672 01:19:30,948 --> 01:19:32,074 Hey, you don't have to be so rude. 1673 01:19:32,116 --> 01:19:33,174 Tracy! 1674 01:19:33,217 --> 01:19:35,208 It's all right, Tracy. I can handle this. 1675 01:19:35,253 --> 01:19:37,221 'Scuse me. She was talking to you. 1676 01:19:37,255 --> 01:19:39,052 - Oh, Tracy! - Oh! 1677 01:19:39,090 --> 01:19:40,887 Tracy, no. 1678 01:19:40,925 --> 01:19:42,859 You just assaulted a police officer, miss. 1679 01:19:42,894 --> 01:19:44,919 - No! - I what?! 1680 01:19:44,962 --> 01:19:45,929 Assaulted?! 1681 01:19:45,963 --> 01:19:48,591 Enough! Hey! 1682 01:19:50,234 --> 01:19:51,895 All right, boys. 1683 01:19:51,936 --> 01:19:54,097 Let's take the whole lot in. 1684 01:19:54,138 --> 01:19:56,072 - No! - Run, Tracy! Run! 1685 01:19:56,107 --> 01:19:59,736 2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate! 1686 01:19:59,777 --> 01:20:02,905 2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate! 1687 01:20:02,947 --> 01:20:06,075 2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate! 1688 01:20:06,117 --> 01:20:09,109 2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate! 1689 01:20:09,153 --> 01:20:11,621 And our cameras also caught Tracy Turnblad... 1690 01:20:11,656 --> 01:20:14,750 the teenage Tv personality and rabble-rouser. 1691 01:20:14,792 --> 01:20:16,589 Miss Turnblad brutally attacked a sergeant... 1692 01:20:16,627 --> 01:20:18,151 with a blunt instrument before fleeing the scene... 1693 01:20:18,195 --> 01:20:20,925 You see? You see? 1694 01:20:20,965 --> 01:20:23,024 If I let you leave the house... 1695 01:20:23,067 --> 01:20:25,592 right now you'd be in prison fighting whores for cigarettes. 1696 01:20:25,636 --> 01:20:27,934 That Tracy Turnblad always was a bad influence. 1697 01:20:27,972 --> 01:20:31,373 Well, you are never, ever gonna see that beehived harlot again. 1698 01:20:31,409 --> 01:20:33,309 OK, Mother. Excuse me. 1699 01:20:33,344 --> 01:20:34,436 Penny? 1700 01:20:34,478 --> 01:20:36,207 Pray for her. 1701 01:20:36,247 --> 01:20:38,875 She's gonna need it. 1702 01:20:40,217 --> 01:20:42,014 Tracy! Tracy! 1703 01:20:42,053 --> 01:20:44,920 She's not here, I told you. 1704 01:20:44,956 --> 01:20:46,617 Hon, she knows... 1705 01:20:46,657 --> 01:20:48,090 if the cops are lookin' for her... 1706 01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:50,491 this is the first place they'll come. 1707 01:20:52,997 --> 01:20:55,966 What this must-a put you through, Wilbur. 1708 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,433 I'm so sorry. 1709 01:20:57,468 --> 01:20:58,457 I'm not. 1710 01:20:58,502 --> 01:20:59,469 You're not? 1711 01:20:59,503 --> 01:21:00,470 I'm proud-a you. 1712 01:21:00,504 --> 01:21:01,630 You are? 1713 01:21:01,672 --> 01:21:04,334 Baby, somebody had to do somethin'. 1714 01:21:04,375 --> 01:21:08,311 'Course, we may be eating beans for the next 10 years. 1715 01:21:09,513 --> 01:21:11,174 Bail for 20's kind of pricey. 1716 01:21:11,215 --> 01:21:13,149 You bailed all those people out? 1717 01:21:13,184 --> 01:21:14,651 Ya upset with me? 1718 01:21:14,685 --> 01:21:15,811 I'm sorry. 1719 01:21:15,853 --> 01:21:18,617 Hon, it just seemed like the right thing. 1720 01:21:18,656 --> 01:21:21,716 Oh, Wilbur, it was the right thing. 1721 01:21:22,860 --> 01:21:26,728 Knights in armor don't come any shinier than you. 1722 01:21:26,764 --> 01:21:28,732 But where's our little girl? 1723 01:21:31,502 --> 01:21:32,833 Are you OK, Trace? 1724 01:21:32,870 --> 01:21:34,701 Oh, you have no idea. 1725 01:21:35,906 --> 01:21:36,998 Come on. 1726 01:21:37,041 --> 01:21:38,008 Thank you so much. 1727 01:21:38,042 --> 01:21:39,839 You're such a great friend. 1728 01:21:39,877 --> 01:21:41,674 Thanks. 1729 01:21:41,712 --> 01:21:44,180 Penny, the cops are looking for me everywhere. 1730 01:21:44,215 --> 01:21:46,149 You could go to jail for helping me. 1731 01:21:46,183 --> 01:21:48,811 Tracy, I'm already in jail. Come on. 1732 01:21:51,522 --> 01:21:52,511 Oh, no. 1733 01:21:52,556 --> 01:21:54,023 - What? - Your hair deflated. 1734 01:21:54,058 --> 01:21:55,355 Oh, let it. 1735 01:21:55,393 --> 01:21:58,021 It was just a symbol of my conformity to the man. 1736 01:21:58,062 --> 01:21:59,222 You are so tough. 1737 01:21:59,263 --> 01:22:01,231 So, what do ya think? 1738 01:22:01,265 --> 01:22:02,755 Maybe you could live down here. 1739 01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:04,927 I don't even know why we have this room down here... 1740 01:22:04,969 --> 01:22:06,561 but there's food, water... 1741 01:22:06,604 --> 01:22:10,335 first aid kit, gas mask, Russian-language books. 1742 01:22:10,374 --> 01:22:11,864 It's very well-insulated. 1743 01:22:11,909 --> 01:22:13,604 It won't be where you're going. 1744 01:22:13,644 --> 01:22:15,202 The police are on their way. 1745 01:22:15,246 --> 01:22:17,043 Mom, please don't send my best friend to the big house. 1746 01:22:17,081 --> 01:22:18,378 Penny, hush. 1747 01:22:18,416 --> 01:22:20,316 You haven't heard the last of me, Mrs. Pingleton. 1748 01:22:20,351 --> 01:22:21,511 Things need to change... 1749 01:22:21,552 --> 01:22:23,577 and I won't stop tryin' to change them. 1750 01:22:23,621 --> 01:22:25,054 I don't care how long it takes. 1751 01:22:25,089 --> 01:22:27,057 Good, you'll be waiting 20 to life. 1752 01:22:27,091 --> 01:22:28,217 Get the jump rope, Penny. 1753 01:22:28,259 --> 01:22:29,556 Mom, not the jump rope! 1754 01:22:29,593 --> 01:22:31,083 Don't you touch my canned tuna. 1755 01:22:32,229 --> 01:22:34,754 You wait till your father gets out of prison. 1756 01:22:34,799 --> 01:22:37,199 You'll see more than a jump rope, missy! 1757 01:22:37,234 --> 01:22:40,533 A massive manhunt is underway for Miss Turnblad... 1758 01:22:40,571 --> 01:22:43,597 who bludgeoned sergeant and decorated Korean war veteran... 1759 01:22:43,641 --> 01:22:46,235 Mike Morris with a crowbar, shattering his jaw... 1760 01:22:46,277 --> 01:22:47,904 That is a lie. 1761 01:22:47,945 --> 01:22:50,675 They're talkin' about our baby, Wilbur. 1762 01:22:50,714 --> 01:22:51,908 They're tellin' lies. 1763 01:22:51,949 --> 01:22:53,246 Sergeant Morris is in critical condition. 1764 01:22:53,284 --> 01:22:54,751 This is such a Midol moment. 1765 01:22:55,786 --> 01:22:58,414 Wilbur, that-Oh! Maybe that's her. Oh, that's her. 1766 01:22:58,456 --> 01:23:00,947 Is that you, Tracy? 1767 01:23:02,126 --> 01:23:04,424 Oh, Link. I thought you'd be Tracy. 1768 01:23:04,462 --> 01:23:06,430 Uh, no. L-I was just at home, uh... 1769 01:23:06,464 --> 01:23:08,227 practicing my new twist on the twist... 1770 01:23:08,265 --> 01:23:10,290 and I overheard it on the news. 1771 01:23:10,334 --> 01:23:13,599 I can't believe Tracy savagely bludgeoned an Eagle Scout. 1772 01:23:13,637 --> 01:23:15,229 That's just not like her. 1773 01:23:15,272 --> 01:23:16,432 Well, it's not true, I was there. 1774 01:23:16,474 --> 01:23:17,771 He didn't even bleed. 1775 01:23:17,808 --> 01:23:19,105 I shoulda been there... 1776 01:23:19,143 --> 01:23:20,940 beside her. 1777 01:23:20,978 --> 01:23:23,071 I can't sleep, I can't eat. 1778 01:23:23,114 --> 01:23:24,206 You can't eat? 1779 01:23:24,248 --> 01:23:26,409 Well, come on in and worry with us. 1780 01:23:26,450 --> 01:23:28,077 I'll make you some pork. 1781 01:23:28,119 --> 01:23:31,247 Penny Lou Pingleton, you are absolutely... 1782 01:23:31,288 --> 01:23:33,688 positively, permanently punished. 1783 01:23:33,724 --> 01:23:37,182 You will live on a diet of saltines and Tang... 1784 01:23:37,228 --> 01:23:40,720 and you will never leave this room again. 1785 01:23:43,501 --> 01:23:45,969 Devil child! Devil child! 1786 01:23:53,711 --> 01:23:56,236 Seaweed. Shh, don't let her hear you. 1787 01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:57,872 Penny, what happened to you? 1788 01:23:57,915 --> 01:23:59,678 She's punishing me for harboring a fugitive... 1789 01:23:59,717 --> 01:24:00,706 without her permission. 1790 01:24:00,751 --> 01:24:02,343 What are you doing? 1791 01:24:02,386 --> 01:24:05,184 I'm here to rescue the fair maiden, baby. 1792 01:24:10,728 --> 01:24:12,696 Oh, Seaweed, you do care. 1793 01:24:12,730 --> 01:24:15,790 I was afraid the colors of our skin would keep us apart. 1794 01:24:15,833 --> 01:24:18,165 No. These knots might. 1795 01:24:18,202 --> 01:24:20,329 W- Was your mom in the navy? 1796 01:24:25,176 --> 01:24:29,943 # Once I was a selfish fool who never understood # 1797 01:24:29,980 --> 01:24:32,141 # Never looked inside myself # 1798 01:24:32,183 --> 01:24:35,016 # Though on the outside, I looked good # 1799 01:24:35,052 --> 01:24:39,887 # Then we met and you made me the man I am today # 1800 01:24:39,924 --> 01:24:44,224 # Tracy, I'm in love with you, no matter what you weigh # 1801 01:24:44,261 --> 01:24:45,888 # 'Cause without love # 1802 01:24:45,930 --> 01:24:49,229 # Life is like the seasons with no summer # 1803 01:24:49,266 --> 01:24:51,029 # Without love # 1804 01:24:51,068 --> 01:24:54,196 # Life is rock 'n' roll without a drummer # 1805 01:24:54,238 --> 01:24:56,502 # Tracy, I'll be yours forever # 1806 01:24:56,540 --> 01:24:58,906 # 'Cause I never wanna be # 1807 01:24:58,943 --> 01:25:02,811 # Without love # 1808 01:25:02,846 --> 01:25:04,780 # Tracy, never set me free # 1809 01:25:06,116 --> 01:25:08,243 # No, I ain't lyin' # 1810 01:25:08,285 --> 01:25:09,775 # Never set me free # 1811 01:25:09,820 --> 01:25:12,721 # Tracy, no, no, no # 1812 01:25:14,291 --> 01:25:18,887 # Livin' in the ghetto, black is everywhere ya go # 1813 01:25:18,929 --> 01:25:21,329 # Who'd've thought I'd love a girl # 1814 01:25:21,365 --> 01:25:24,232 # Whose skin was white as winter snow? # 1815 01:25:24,268 --> 01:25:25,929 # In my ivory tower # 1816 01:25:25,970 --> 01:25:28,666 # Life was just a hostess snack # 1817 01:25:28,706 --> 01:25:30,731 # But now I've tasted chocolate # 1818 01:25:30,774 --> 01:25:33,072 # And I'm never going back # 1819 01:25:33,110 --> 01:25:34,941 # 'Cause without love # 1820 01:25:34,979 --> 01:25:38,415 # Life is like a beat that you can't follow # 1821 01:25:38,449 --> 01:25:40,110 # Without love # 1822 01:25:40,150 --> 01:25:43,347 # Life is Doris Day at the Apollo # 1823 01:25:43,387 --> 01:25:45,617 # Darling, I'll be yours forever # 1824 01:25:45,656 --> 01:25:48,056 # 'Cause I never wanna be # 1825 01:25:48,092 --> 01:25:51,459 # Without love # 1826 01:25:51,495 --> 01:25:55,090 # So, darling, never set me free, no # 1827 01:25:55,132 --> 01:25:59,466 # I'm yours forever, never set me free # 1828 01:25:59,503 --> 01:26:01,994 # No, no, no # 1829 01:26:05,075 --> 01:26:08,044 # If I'm left without my baby doll # 1830 01:26:08,078 --> 01:26:10,911 # I don't know what I'll do # 1831 01:26:10,948 --> 01:26:12,575 # Link, I've got to break out # 1832 01:26:12,616 --> 01:26:15,744 # So that I can get my hands on you # 1833 01:26:15,786 --> 01:26:20,246 # Girl, if I can't touch you, then I'm gonna lose control # 1834 01:26:20,291 --> 01:26:22,851 # Seaweed, you're my black white knight # 1835 01:26:22,893 --> 01:26:24,884 # I've found my blue-eyed soul # 1836 01:26:24,928 --> 01:26:27,658 # Sweet freedom is our goal # 1837 01:26:27,698 --> 01:26:30,064 # Trace, I wanna kiss ya! # 1838 01:26:30,100 --> 01:26:32,227 # Let me out at the next toll! # 1839 01:26:32,269 --> 01:26:34,032 # Without love # 1840 01:26:34,071 --> 01:26:37,006 # Life is like a prom that won't invite us # 1841 01:26:37,041 --> 01:26:38,338 # Without love # 1842 01:26:38,375 --> 01:26:42,175 # It's like getting my big break and laryngitis # 1843 01:26:42,212 --> 01:26:43,645 # Without love # 1844 01:26:43,681 --> 01:26:46,912 # Life's a 45 when you can't buy it # 1845 01:26:46,950 --> 01:26:48,508 # Without love # 1846 01:26:48,552 --> 01:26:51,851 # Life is like my mother on a diet # 1847 01:26:51,889 --> 01:26:54,221 # Like a week that's only Mondays # 1848 01:26:54,258 --> 01:26:56,624 # Only ice cream, never sundaes # 1849 01:26:56,660 --> 01:26:59,288 # Like a circle with no center # 1850 01:26:59,330 --> 01:27:01,321 # Like a door marked "do not enter" # 1851 01:27:01,365 --> 01:27:04,232 # Darling, I'll be yours forever # 1852 01:27:04,268 --> 01:27:06,327 # 'Cause I never wanna be # 1853 01:27:06,370 --> 01:27:10,033 # Without love # 1854 01:27:10,074 --> 01:27:11,701 # Yes, now you've captured me # 1855 01:27:11,742 --> 01:27:14,540 # Without love # 1856 01:27:14,578 --> 01:27:16,842 # I surrender happily # 1857 01:27:16,880 --> 01:27:19,542 # Without love # 1858 01:27:19,583 --> 01:27:22,051 # Oh, Seaweed, never set me free # 1859 01:27:22,086 --> 01:27:23,246 # No, no, no # 1860 01:27:23,287 --> 01:27:25,050 # I ain't lyin' # 1861 01:27:25,089 --> 01:27:27,853 # Never set me free # 1862 01:27:27,891 --> 01:27:29,722 # No, no, no # 1863 01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:31,421 # No, I don't wanna live without # 1864 01:27:31,462 --> 01:27:33,828 # Love, love, love # 1865 01:27:33,864 --> 01:27:35,559 # Pretty Penny little # 1866 01:27:35,599 --> 01:27:38,796 # Darling, you had best believe me # 1867 01:27:38,836 --> 01:27:42,533 # Never leave me without love # 1868 01:27:43,607 --> 01:27:44,574 Link. 1869 01:27:44,608 --> 01:27:46,075 Your pork is ready. 1870 01:27:46,110 --> 01:27:47,077 Uh, Mama, I- 1871 01:27:47,111 --> 01:27:48,442 You tryin' to hide her here? 1872 01:27:48,479 --> 01:27:50,413 Uh. 1873 01:27:51,715 --> 01:27:53,580 Why you ain't think-a that before? 1874 01:27:53,617 --> 01:27:54,914 Everything she done for us. 1875 01:27:54,952 --> 01:27:56,078 Where your manners at, boy? 1876 01:27:56,120 --> 01:27:57,246 Ow! Well, I don't know. 1877 01:27:58,956 --> 01:28:00,514 And what about this one? 1878 01:28:00,557 --> 01:28:02,923 Seaweed's got a girlfriend. 1879 01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:04,086 Inez, shut up. 1880 01:28:04,128 --> 01:28:05,595 - You. - Oh. 1881 01:28:05,629 --> 01:28:07,927 So this is love. 1882 01:28:07,965 --> 01:28:09,830 Well, love is a gift. 1883 01:28:09,867 --> 01:28:11,698 Lotta people don't remember that. 1884 01:28:11,735 --> 01:28:14,101 So you two better brace yourselves... 1885 01:28:14,138 --> 01:28:16,163 for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you... 1886 01:28:16,206 --> 01:28:18,299 from a never-ending parade of stupid. 1887 01:28:18,342 --> 01:28:19,969 So you met my mom? 1888 01:28:23,814 --> 01:28:24,872 Hello? 1889 01:28:24,915 --> 01:28:26,644 - Mom? - Tracy, are you OK? 1890 01:28:26,683 --> 01:28:27,945 - Yes, I'm safe. - Oh, my God. 1891 01:28:27,985 --> 01:28:29,077 - Mom, listen. - Where are you? 1892 01:28:29,119 --> 01:28:30,313 - I need your help. - What? 1893 01:28:30,354 --> 01:28:32,618 Tomorrow's the Miss Teenage Hairspray pageant. 1894 01:28:32,656 --> 01:28:33,623 Tracy, you- 1895 01:28:33,657 --> 01:28:34,919 I need you to come down to the station. 1896 01:28:34,958 --> 01:28:35,925 Well-well, Tracy- 1897 01:28:35,959 --> 01:28:37,119 - Dress nice. - What? 1898 01:28:37,161 --> 01:28:38,128 Penny will meet you out front. 1899 01:28:38,162 --> 01:28:39,220 Now let me talk to Dad. 1900 01:28:39,263 --> 01:28:41,060 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1901 01:28:41,098 --> 01:28:42,759 Turn your face this way. 1902 01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:44,062 The other way. Go. 1903 01:28:44,101 --> 01:28:46,626 Everybody, please take your seats. 1904 01:28:46,670 --> 01:28:50,003 The Miss Teenage Hairspray pageant is about to begin. 1905 01:28:55,345 --> 01:28:57,813 Oh, you've come on a very exciting day. 1906 01:28:57,848 --> 01:29:00,715 It's our first live show. 1907 01:29:00,751 --> 01:29:02,150 Oh! Bye Bye, Birdie. 1908 01:29:02,186 --> 01:29:04,416 Oh, my Amber is perfect for that. 1909 01:29:04,455 --> 01:29:06,923 She's the pretty little blonde. Ha ha! 1910 01:29:08,192 --> 01:29:14,290 And we're live in 5, 4, 3... 1911 01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:20,663 And now, broadcast live in front of a live studio audience... 1912 01:29:20,704 --> 01:29:22,968 for the first time from the certified... 1913 01:29:23,006 --> 01:29:25,167 up-to-code WYZT studio... 1914 01:29:25,209 --> 01:29:28,838 it's the Corny Collins Miss Hairspray spectacular. 1915 01:29:28,879 --> 01:29:30,744 - He's Corny. - He's Corny. 1916 01:29:30,781 --> 01:29:34,114 Brought to you by Ultra Clutch hairspray. 1917 01:29:34,151 --> 01:29:37,245 # What gives a girl power and punch # 1918 01:29:37,287 --> 01:29:38,811 # Is it charm, is it poise # 1919 01:29:38,856 --> 01:29:40,790 # No, it's hairspray # 1920 01:29:40,824 --> 01:29:44,191 # What gets a gal asked out to lunch # 1921 01:29:44,228 --> 01:29:48,255 # Is it brains, is it dough No, it's hairspray # 1922 01:29:48,298 --> 01:29:50,960 # If you take a ride with no can at your side... # 1923 01:29:51,001 --> 01:29:53,834 "and preserve our family through our father. " Hmm. 1924 01:29:53,871 --> 01:29:56,738 "Let us make our father drink wine, and let us lie with him. " 1925 01:29:56,773 --> 01:29:58,741 # You can take off in a rocket # 1926 01:29:58,775 --> 01:30:01,869 # And in outer space each hair will be in place... # 1927 01:30:01,912 --> 01:30:03,539 Link, the agents are here. Look. 1928 01:30:03,580 --> 01:30:05,741 # Why take a chance when you get up and dance? # 1929 01:30:05,782 --> 01:30:07,477 # If you twist, I insist # 1930 01:30:07,518 --> 01:30:10,419 # You use hairspray and tell your mother... # 1931 01:30:10,454 --> 01:30:12,081 Maybe they'll sign us together. 1932 01:30:12,122 --> 01:30:13,214 # Her head she should smother # 1933 01:30:13,257 --> 01:30:16,158 # With Ultra Clutch faithfully # 1934 01:30:16,193 --> 01:30:17,353 Well? 1935 01:30:17,394 --> 01:30:20,625 There's no sign of her. We're on every door. She's not inside. 1936 01:30:20,664 --> 01:30:22,894 Doesn't mean she won't try. 1937 01:30:22,933 --> 01:30:25,128 velma, I seriously doubt this girl's gonna risk... 1938 01:30:25,168 --> 01:30:26,931 incarceration to win a pageant. 1939 01:30:26,970 --> 01:30:28,028 # That's me! # 1940 01:30:28,071 --> 01:30:29,902 I risked communicable diseases. 1941 01:30:29,940 --> 01:30:32,408 She'll certainly risk jail. 1942 01:30:32,442 --> 01:30:35,240 # Better than hairspray # 1943 01:30:35,279 --> 01:30:38,373 # That's me # 1944 01:30:38,415 --> 01:30:43,782 # Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh # 1945 01:30:43,820 --> 01:30:47,153 # Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh # 1946 01:30:47,190 --> 01:30:50,387 # What makes a man reach out and touch? # 1947 01:30:50,427 --> 01:30:52,190 # Ultra Clutch # 1948 01:30:53,964 --> 01:30:57,730 # So if you're a redhead, a blonde, or brunette # 1949 01:30:57,768 --> 01:30:59,065 Whoo! 1950 01:30:59,102 --> 01:31:02,833 # Just take my advice and you might just get # 1951 01:31:02,873 --> 01:31:06,707 # The only thing better than hairspray # 1952 01:31:06,743 --> 01:31:09,576 # That's me # 1953 01:31:09,613 --> 01:31:10,580 Ah! 1954 01:31:10,614 --> 01:31:11,740 # He's Corny Collins # 1955 01:31:11,782 --> 01:31:15,377 # The only thing better than hairspray # 1956 01:31:15,419 --> 01:31:17,250 - # Hairspray # - Wow! 1957 01:31:17,287 --> 01:31:20,085 # That's me # 1958 01:31:22,726 --> 01:31:25,286 Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one. 1959 01:31:27,297 --> 01:31:32,098 # Whoo-ooo # 1960 01:31:32,135 --> 01:31:34,433 And we are out. 1961 01:31:35,639 --> 01:31:37,266 Link, you sprayed it right in my face! 1962 01:31:37,307 --> 01:31:39,002 What'd I tell you about that? 1963 01:31:39,042 --> 01:31:41,101 Stop! You guys. 1964 01:31:41,144 --> 01:31:42,111 Uh, powder. 1965 01:31:42,145 --> 01:31:43,339 And we're back. 1966 01:31:43,380 --> 01:31:44,904 5, 4. 1967 01:31:44,948 --> 01:31:45,915 Here? 1968 01:31:45,949 --> 01:31:47,109 3. 1969 01:31:48,986 --> 01:31:51,352 And now for the talent portion of our competition... 1970 01:31:51,388 --> 01:31:52,616 our Councilettes... 1971 01:31:52,656 --> 01:31:55,454 in their Miss Teenage Hairspray official dance-off. 1972 01:31:55,492 --> 01:31:56,459 Uh! 1973 01:31:59,997 --> 01:32:04,161 First off, we have the sunny pride of Highlandtown, Darla. 1974 01:32:08,839 --> 01:32:11,171 Hello, Darla. 1975 01:32:11,208 --> 01:32:12,766 Miss Teenage Hairspray. 1976 01:32:12,809 --> 01:32:14,401 Your vote is for? 1977 01:32:14,444 --> 01:32:16,105 This little girl could power... 1978 01:32:16,146 --> 01:32:17,738 all of greater downtown Baltimore... 1979 01:32:17,781 --> 01:32:20,306 with her energy-Lou Ann. 1980 01:32:24,187 --> 01:32:25,984 Who are you voting for? Lou Ann? 1981 01:32:26,023 --> 01:32:27,957 very good, thank you. 1982 01:32:30,661 --> 01:32:33,323 All right. 1983 01:32:33,363 --> 01:32:37,026 Ladies and gentlemen, the almost too happy Tammy. 1984 01:32:47,544 --> 01:32:50,445 And thank you, Tammy. 1985 01:32:57,721 --> 01:32:59,120 Confirmed sighting. 1986 01:32:59,156 --> 01:33:00,123 What? 1987 01:33:00,157 --> 01:33:02,022 You three: Outside, now. 1988 01:33:02,059 --> 01:33:03,026 We can't go out th- 1989 01:33:03,060 --> 01:33:04,027 No, no. No buts. Out, out! 1990 01:33:04,061 --> 01:33:05,028 Out! Out, out, out, out! 1991 01:33:05,062 --> 01:33:06,689 Whatever you say, Mrs. von Tussle. 1992 01:33:06,730 --> 01:33:08,220 Whoo! 1993 01:33:11,902 --> 01:33:14,462 Aw, she's too cute, isn't she? 1994 01:33:14,504 --> 01:33:15,903 Hold it right there, Tracy. 1995 01:33:16,907 --> 01:33:18,465 Looking for someone? 1996 01:33:18,508 --> 01:33:20,703 All right, ladies and gentlemen. 1997 01:33:20,744 --> 01:33:22,712 - Ha. - A what? 1998 01:33:22,746 --> 01:33:24,043 It was a diversion. 1999 01:33:24,081 --> 01:33:26,049 Oh, please, these people are not capable of a diversion. 2000 01:33:26,083 --> 01:33:27,778 It's beyond their mental capacity. 2001 01:33:27,818 --> 01:33:28,910 I wouldn't be so sure, velma. 2002 01:33:28,952 --> 01:33:30,044 Oh, my God. 2003 01:33:30,087 --> 01:33:31,213 What if she's already in the building? 2004 01:33:31,254 --> 01:33:33,222 What if she's been here for hours... 2005 01:33:33,256 --> 01:33:34,723 and you've locked yourselves out? 2006 01:33:34,758 --> 01:33:35,884 What? 2007 01:33:35,926 --> 01:33:37,553 - Check the doors! - Let's go! 2008 01:33:37,594 --> 01:33:39,221 It's locked! 2009 01:33:39,262 --> 01:33:40,422 They're all locked! 2010 01:33:40,464 --> 01:33:43,490 And now a fast girl who loves to slow dance... 2011 01:33:43,533 --> 01:33:46,001 our own smooth-as-silk Shelley. 2012 01:33:47,437 --> 01:33:48,563 Ohh! 2013 01:33:48,605 --> 01:33:50,937 Keep goin'. Keep goin'. That's it. 2014 01:33:50,974 --> 01:33:52,100 Come on. 2015 01:33:52,142 --> 01:33:53,234 Put your backs into it, men. 2016 01:33:53,276 --> 01:33:54,538 Put your backs into it this time. 2017 01:33:56,213 --> 01:33:58,579 Come on, one more time. One more time. 2018 01:33:58,615 --> 01:34:01,277 Come on, come on, come on. 2019 01:34:08,258 --> 01:34:10,453 Here's our little dynamic duo from Conkling Street. 2020 01:34:11,995 --> 01:34:13,963 Double your fun with Noreen and Doreen. 2021 01:34:13,997 --> 01:34:15,123 What is with you people? 2022 01:34:15,165 --> 01:34:16,928 I mean, how hard is it to beat down a door? 2023 01:34:16,967 --> 01:34:19,231 That hairspray battering ram was heavy. 2024 01:34:19,269 --> 01:34:20,429 Heavy? 2025 01:34:20,470 --> 01:34:23,030 How could they be heavy, they're... 2026 01:34:23,073 --> 01:34:24,165 hollow. 2027 01:34:26,143 --> 01:34:27,474 Move it. 2028 01:34:27,511 --> 01:34:28,910 Let's get 'em. Let's go. 2029 01:34:48,298 --> 01:34:49,526 And, of course... 2030 01:34:49,566 --> 01:34:52,057 our three-time Miss Hairspray champion... 2031 01:34:52,102 --> 01:34:55,071 the ever-charming, Amber. 2032 01:34:56,673 --> 01:34:57,640 Oh, my God. 2033 01:34:57,674 --> 01:35:00,336 You carried her in! 2034 01:35:00,377 --> 01:35:01,674 Go! 2035 01:35:10,387 --> 01:35:12,048 Ow! 2036 01:35:12,088 --> 01:35:13,146 It's locked. 2037 01:35:13,190 --> 01:35:14,157 Open it! 2038 01:35:15,525 --> 01:35:16,651 Let's give a final round of applause... 2039 01:35:16,693 --> 01:35:19,253 to our Miss Teenage Hairspray contestants. 2040 01:35:24,234 --> 01:35:25,201 Hey. 2041 01:35:33,043 --> 01:35:34,476 All right, all right. 2042 01:35:36,680 --> 01:35:39,012 We are so close to announcing... 2043 01:35:39,049 --> 01:35:40,516 the new Miss Teenage Hairspray. 2044 01:35:40,550 --> 01:35:41,608 Look at that board. 2045 01:35:41,651 --> 01:35:44,677 What a nail-biter this one is turning into. 2046 01:35:46,022 --> 01:35:47,956 Ladies and gentlemen, the final tally. 2047 01:35:57,968 --> 01:35:59,367 It is my... 2048 01:35:59,402 --> 01:36:00,664 obligation... 2049 01:36:01,771 --> 01:36:03,830 to announce that Amber von Tussle... 2050 01:36:03,874 --> 01:36:05,865 Is about to get out-danced. 2051 01:36:07,410 --> 01:36:09,344 Tracy Turnblad! 2052 01:36:14,517 --> 01:36:15,779 What!? 2053 01:36:17,087 --> 01:36:19,715 # You can't stop an avalanche # 2054 01:36:19,756 --> 01:36:22,384 # As it races down the hill # 2055 01:36:22,425 --> 01:36:25,258 # You can try to stop the seasons, girl # 2056 01:36:25,295 --> 01:36:27,957 # But 'cha know you never will # 2057 01:36:27,998 --> 01:36:30,831 # And you can try to stop my dancin' feet # 2058 01:36:30,867 --> 01:36:34,064 # But I just cannot stand still # 2059 01:36:34,104 --> 01:36:36,937 # 'Cause the world keeps spinnin' round and round # 2060 01:36:36,973 --> 01:36:39,305 # And my heart's keepin' time to the speed of sound # 2061 01:36:39,342 --> 01:36:41,503 # I was lost till I heard the drums # 2062 01:36:41,544 --> 01:36:43,910 - # Then I found my way # - No. 2063 01:36:43,947 --> 01:36:45,744 - # 'Cause you can't stop the beat # - Link! 2064 01:36:45,782 --> 01:36:47,807 # Ever since this old world began # 2065 01:36:47,851 --> 01:36:49,409 # A woman found out if she shook it # 2066 01:36:49,452 --> 01:36:50,749 # She could shake up a man # 2067 01:36:50,787 --> 01:36:51,754 # And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it # 2068 01:36:51,788 --> 01:36:53,085 This throne is mine! 2069 01:36:53,123 --> 01:36:54,920 # The best that I can today # 2070 01:36:54,958 --> 01:36:56,755 # 'Cause you can't stop # 2071 01:36:56,793 --> 01:36:57,987 Aah! Let me down! 2072 01:36:58,028 --> 01:36:59,290 # The motion of the ocean or the sun in the sky # 2073 01:36:59,329 --> 01:37:01,923 # You can wonder if you wanna but I never ask why # 2074 01:37:01,965 --> 01:37:03,592 # And if you try to hold me down # 2075 01:37:03,633 --> 01:37:04,827 # I'm gonna spit in your eye # 2076 01:37:04,868 --> 01:37:06,495 # And say # 2077 01:37:06,536 --> 01:37:09,630 # That you can't stop the beat # 2078 01:37:13,209 --> 01:37:14,574 They love you, Link. 2079 01:37:18,682 --> 01:37:19,671 Yeah? 2080 01:37:19,716 --> 01:37:20,808 Not for long. 2081 01:37:22,185 --> 01:37:24,346 Inez, come on! 2082 01:37:26,022 --> 01:37:27,284 Let's dance. 2083 01:37:31,661 --> 01:37:33,822 Little Miss Inez Stubbs! 2084 01:37:33,863 --> 01:37:35,160 Ladies and gentlemen. 2085 01:37:35,198 --> 01:37:36,495 Look at my baby go. 2086 01:37:44,708 --> 01:37:45,970 - Inez. - Inez? 2087 01:37:52,048 --> 01:37:53,640 - Mm. - Come on. 2088 01:37:59,556 --> 01:38:01,023 Oh! There you go! 2089 01:38:01,057 --> 01:38:02,024 Give her a hand, folks! 2090 01:38:02,058 --> 01:38:03,958 Little Miss Inez Stubbs! 2091 01:38:03,994 --> 01:38:06,053 Ladies and gentlemen. 2092 01:38:10,233 --> 01:38:15,865 # You can't stop a river as it rushes to the sea # 2093 01:38:15,905 --> 01:38:18,703 # You can try to stop the hands of time # 2094 01:38:18,742 --> 01:38:21,404 # But 'cha know it just can't be # 2095 01:38:21,444 --> 01:38:24,277 # And if they try to stop us, Seaweed # 2096 01:38:24,314 --> 01:38:27,147 # We'll call the N-double-A-C-P # 2097 01:38:27,183 --> 01:38:30,050 # 'Cause the world keeps spinnin' round and round # 2098 01:38:30,086 --> 01:38:32,816 # And my heart's keepin' time to the speed of sound # 2099 01:38:32,856 --> 01:38:35,017 # I was lost till I heard the drums # 2100 01:38:35,058 --> 01:38:37,458 # Then I found my way # 2101 01:38:37,494 --> 01:38:38,984 # 'Cause you can't stop the beat # 2102 01:38:39,029 --> 01:38:41,293 # Ever since we first saw the light # 2103 01:38:41,331 --> 01:38:42,923 # A man and woman liked to shake it # 2104 01:38:42,966 --> 01:38:44,331 # On a Saturday night # 2105 01:38:44,367 --> 01:38:45,959 # And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it # 2106 01:38:46,002 --> 01:38:47,196 - # With all of my might # - Mother! 2107 01:38:47,237 --> 01:38:48,829 # Today # 2108 01:38:48,872 --> 01:38:51,340 # 'Cause you can't stop the motion of the ocean # 2109 01:38:51,374 --> 01:38:52,671 # Or the rain from above # 2110 01:38:52,709 --> 01:38:54,074 # They can try to stop the paradise # 2111 01:38:54,110 --> 01:38:55,338 Hello?! Hello?! 2112 01:38:55,378 --> 01:38:56,709 # We're dreamin' of but you cannot stop # 2113 01:38:56,746 --> 01:38:58,145 # The rhythm of two hearts in love # 2114 01:38:58,181 --> 01:38:59,876 # To stay # 2115 01:38:59,916 --> 01:39:01,281 # 'Cause you can't stop the beat # 2116 01:39:01,317 --> 01:39:03,251 Aah! Aah! 2117 01:39:03,286 --> 01:39:04,878 Ahh! 2118 01:39:04,921 --> 01:39:05,979 Amen. 2119 01:39:06,022 --> 01:39:08,650 I am now a checkerboard chick. 2120 01:39:09,759 --> 01:39:10,953 Penny! 2121 01:39:10,994 --> 01:39:12,256 No! 2122 01:39:15,732 --> 01:39:16,824 Aah! 2123 01:39:17,834 --> 01:39:18,823 Mommy. 2124 01:39:22,505 --> 01:39:23,733 Ow. 2125 01:39:28,478 --> 01:39:31,140 Live television: There's nothin' like it. 2126 01:39:31,181 --> 01:39:32,773 Penny! 2127 01:39:39,823 --> 01:39:42,314 And now, it's the moment you've all been craving for. 2128 01:39:42,358 --> 01:39:44,155 We have to wait till they go to commercial. 2129 01:39:44,194 --> 01:39:46,253 As you know, we've kept the lines open up to the last minute. 2130 01:39:46,296 --> 01:39:48,594 And those lines have been burnin' up our switchboard. 2131 01:39:48,631 --> 01:39:49,962 Never in the history of this pageant... 2132 01:39:49,999 --> 01:39:52,593 has there been such a surge of late voting. 2133 01:39:54,170 --> 01:39:55,637 Baltimore, you've picked a winner. 2134 01:39:56,840 --> 01:40:00,799 And the new Miss Hairspray is... 2135 01:40:00,844 --> 01:40:02,402 - Inez Stubbs! - What?! 2136 01:40:02,445 --> 01:40:05,243 Inez, you done it! You did it! 2137 01:40:05,281 --> 01:40:06,942 How about that? 2138 01:40:06,983 --> 01:40:08,280 Yes! 2139 01:40:08,318 --> 01:40:09,751 Come on over here, Little Inez. 2140 01:40:09,786 --> 01:40:11,549 Go, babe! 2141 01:40:11,588 --> 01:40:12,816 Oh! Inez! 2142 01:40:12,856 --> 01:40:13,845 Oh, my God! 2143 01:40:13,890 --> 01:40:16,290 Ohh! 2144 01:40:16,326 --> 01:40:17,657 That's my baby! 2145 01:40:17,694 --> 01:40:19,127 That's my baby girl! 2146 01:40:24,634 --> 01:40:26,659 But... She's... 2147 01:40:26,703 --> 01:40:28,193 she's not even a candidate. 2148 01:40:28,238 --> 01:40:30,832 She just got a tidal wave of calls, velma. 2149 01:40:30,874 --> 01:40:32,842 But this is invalid. This is impossible. 2150 01:40:32,876 --> 01:40:34,673 Well, anyone who dances for it is eligible. 2151 01:40:34,711 --> 01:40:37,771 Rule 30, paragraph 5, asterisk, down at the bottom. OK. 2152 01:40:37,814 --> 01:40:41,147 Well, this also makes you the lead dancer on The Corny Collins Show. 2153 01:40:43,186 --> 01:40:44,813 Ladies and gentlemen, The Corny Collins Show... 2154 01:40:44,854 --> 01:40:47,322 is now and forever officially integrated! 2155 01:40:51,461 --> 01:40:53,156 Oh, oh! Oh! 2156 01:40:56,866 --> 01:40:58,697 All right. Yeah. 2157 01:41:01,371 --> 01:41:06,707 Interracial dancing has broken out at the WYZT stage. 2158 01:41:06,743 --> 01:41:09,371 Just look at the crowd's reaction. 2159 01:41:09,412 --> 01:41:11,141 Back to you, Steve. 2160 01:41:11,181 --> 01:41:12,443 # I was lost till I heard the drums # 2161 01:41:12,482 --> 01:41:14,746 # Then I found my way # 2162 01:41:14,784 --> 01:41:17,378 # 'Cause you can't stop the beat # 2163 01:41:18,388 --> 01:41:20,413 Amber, stop it! 2164 01:41:23,126 --> 01:41:25,356 I lost, Mom. Let's just deal with it. 2165 01:41:25,395 --> 01:41:26,521 No, you did not lose. 2166 01:41:26,563 --> 01:41:28,554 You cannot have lost... 2167 01:41:28,598 --> 01:41:30,725 because I switched the damn tallies. 2168 01:41:30,767 --> 01:41:32,166 Smile, Miss Crabmeat. 2169 01:41:32,202 --> 01:41:34,432 You're on Candid Camera. 2170 01:41:36,239 --> 01:41:38,207 That was a good shot, don't you think? 2171 01:41:38,241 --> 01:41:39,265 Not bad. 2172 01:41:41,044 --> 01:41:43,774 Ha ha ha! What are you doing? 2173 01:41:43,813 --> 01:41:46,077 Get that away from me! 2174 01:41:46,115 --> 01:41:47,742 Go to commercial! 2175 01:41:47,784 --> 01:41:49,547 Go! 2176 01:41:49,586 --> 01:41:50,644 velma! 2177 01:41:58,494 --> 01:42:00,086 Pack your desk. 2178 01:42:00,129 --> 01:42:01,892 You've tainted the name of Ultra Clutch. 2179 01:42:01,931 --> 01:42:03,421 Ha ha ha ha ha! 2180 01:42:03,466 --> 01:42:06,594 How can you taint a cancerous can-a chemicals? 2181 01:42:06,636 --> 01:42:08,035 You're fired! 2182 01:42:08,071 --> 01:42:10,232 I ca-I can't be fired. 2183 01:42:10,273 --> 01:42:11,467 Oh, yeah? 2184 01:42:14,110 --> 01:42:16,237 Last chance to join the dance, folks. 2185 01:42:16,279 --> 01:42:17,769 Everyone is welcome! 2186 01:42:17,814 --> 01:42:19,611 Wilbur. 2187 01:42:19,649 --> 01:42:23,107 Do it now, or forever wish you had. 2188 01:42:23,152 --> 01:42:24,278 Really? 2189 01:42:24,320 --> 01:42:25,810 Show 'em, baby. 2190 01:42:29,158 --> 01:42:31,126 Nobody can dance like you. 2191 01:42:38,968 --> 01:42:41,300 # You can't stop my happiness # 2192 01:42:41,337 --> 01:42:43,931 # 'Cause I like the way I am # 2193 01:42:43,973 --> 01:42:46,806 # And ya just can't stop my knife and fork # 2194 01:42:46,843 --> 01:42:49,812 # When I see a Christmas ham # 2195 01:42:49,846 --> 01:42:52,644 # So if you don't like the way I look # 2196 01:42:52,682 --> 01:42:55,583 # Well, I just don't give a damn # 2197 01:42:55,618 --> 01:42:58,178 # 'Cause the world keeps spinnin' round and round # 2198 01:42:58,221 --> 01:43:01,122 # And my heart's keepin' time to the speed of sound # 2199 01:43:01,157 --> 01:43:03,091 # I was lost till I heard the drums # 2200 01:43:03,126 --> 01:43:05,788 # Then I found my way # 2201 01:43:05,828 --> 01:43:07,295 # 'Cause you can't stop the beat # 2202 01:43:07,330 --> 01:43:09,321 # Ever since this old world began # 2203 01:43:09,365 --> 01:43:10,992 # A woman found out if she shook it # 2204 01:43:11,034 --> 01:43:12,194 # She could shake up a man # 2205 01:43:12,235 --> 01:43:14,032 # And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it # 2206 01:43:14,070 --> 01:43:16,868 # The best that I can today # 2207 01:43:16,906 --> 01:43:18,271 # 'Cause you can't stop # 2208 01:43:18,308 --> 01:43:20,776 # The motion of the ocean or the sun in the sky # 2209 01:43:20,810 --> 01:43:23,608 # You can wonder if you wanna but I'll never ask why # 2210 01:43:23,646 --> 01:43:25,136 # And if you try to hold me down # 2211 01:43:25,181 --> 01:43:26,478 # I'm gonna spit in your eye # 2212 01:43:26,516 --> 01:43:28,279 # And say # 2213 01:43:28,318 --> 01:43:30,445 # That you can't stop the beat # 2214 01:43:39,595 --> 01:43:40,857 Whoa! 2215 01:44:00,249 --> 01:44:01,580 Oh! I love you! 2216 01:44:04,654 --> 01:44:05,416 You did great! 2217 01:44:07,423 --> 01:44:09,391 Corny, do something. 2218 01:44:09,425 --> 01:44:11,518 The show is turning to gumbo. 2219 01:44:11,561 --> 01:44:13,256 Not a chance, velma. 2220 01:44:14,430 --> 01:44:15,920 This is the future. 2221 01:44:17,867 --> 01:44:20,062 Maybelle, let's go. 2222 01:44:20,103 --> 01:44:21,866 This is your time. 2223 01:44:27,276 --> 01:44:28,607 Yeah. 2224 01:44:28,644 --> 01:44:29,941 All right, Miss buttercup. 2225 01:44:29,979 --> 01:44:32,004 It's time to wrap this mutha up. 2226 01:44:32,048 --> 01:44:33,345 # Oh, oh, oh # 2227 01:44:33,383 --> 01:44:34,941 - # You can't stop today # - No! 2228 01:44:34,984 --> 01:44:38,181 # As it comes speedin' down the tracks # 2229 01:44:38,221 --> 01:44:39,245 # Ooh, child, yes # 2230 01:44:39,288 --> 01:44:40,880 # Child, yesterday is history # 2231 01:44:40,923 --> 01:44:41,947 Be gone! 2232 01:44:41,991 --> 01:44:43,618 # And it's never comin' back # 2233 01:44:43,659 --> 01:44:44,751 # Look ahead! # 2234 01:44:44,794 --> 01:44:46,989 # 'Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day # 2235 01:44:47,029 --> 01:44:49,224 # And it don't know white from black # 2236 01:44:49,265 --> 01:44:50,755 Yeah! 2237 01:44:50,800 --> 01:44:52,768 # 'Cause the world keeps spinnin' round and round # 2238 01:44:52,802 --> 01:44:55,566 # And my heart's keepin' time to the speed of sound # 2239 01:44:55,605 --> 01:44:57,732 # I was lost till I heard the drums # 2240 01:44:57,774 --> 01:45:00,004 # Then I found my way # 2241 01:45:00,042 --> 01:45:01,805 # 'Cause you can't stop the beat # 2242 01:45:01,844 --> 01:45:03,812 # Ever since we first saw the light # 2243 01:45:03,846 --> 01:45:05,541 # A man and woman liked to shake it # 2244 01:45:05,581 --> 01:45:06,946 # On a Saturday night # 2245 01:45:06,983 --> 01:45:08,575 # And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it # 2246 01:45:08,618 --> 01:45:09,676 # With all of my might # 2247 01:45:09,719 --> 01:45:11,584 # Today # 2248 01:45:11,621 --> 01:45:14,055 # 'Cause you can't stop the motion of the ocean # 2249 01:45:14,090 --> 01:45:15,455 # Or the rain from above # 2250 01:45:15,491 --> 01:45:17,186 # They can try to stop the paradise # 2251 01:45:17,226 --> 01:45:18,215 # We're dreamin' of # 2252 01:45:18,261 --> 01:45:19,319 # But you cannot stop # 2253 01:45:19,362 --> 01:45:21,125 # The rhythm of two hearts in love # 2254 01:45:21,164 --> 01:45:22,631 # To stay # 2255 01:45:22,665 --> 01:45:25,133 # 'Cause you can't stop the beat # 2256 01:45:25,168 --> 01:45:32,572 # Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa # 2257 01:45:32,608 --> 01:45:35,304 # Ever since we first saw the sun # 2258 01:45:35,344 --> 01:45:38,142 # A man and woman liked to shake it when the day is done # 2259 01:45:38,181 --> 01:45:39,739 # And so we're gonna shake and shimmy it # 2260 01:45:39,782 --> 01:45:42,546 # And have some fun today # 2261 01:45:42,585 --> 01:45:44,018 # 'Cause you can't stop # 2262 01:45:44,053 --> 01:45:46,487 # The motion of the ocean or the rain from above # 2263 01:45:46,522 --> 01:45:49,116 # They can try to stop the paradise we're dreamin' of # 2264 01:45:49,158 --> 01:45:50,682 # But you'll never stop the rhythm # 2265 01:45:50,726 --> 01:45:53,490 # Of two hearts in love to stay # 2266 01:45:53,529 --> 01:45:55,429 # 'Cause you can't stop the beat # 2267 01:45:55,465 --> 01:46:06,700 # You can't stop the beat # 2268 01:46:25,094 --> 01:46:27,562 # Ooh, ooh # 2269 01:46:31,067 --> 01:46:33,297 # Hey, old friend, let's look back # 2270 01:46:33,336 --> 01:46:36,703 # On the crazy clothes we wore # 2271 01:46:36,739 --> 01:46:39,367 # Ain't it fun to look back # 2272 01:46:39,408 --> 01:46:42,866 # To see it's all been done before # 2273 01:46:42,912 --> 01:46:45,380 # All those nights together # 2274 01:46:45,414 --> 01:46:48,042 # Are a special memory # 2275 01:46:48,084 --> 01:46:50,951 # And I can't wait for tomorrow # 2276 01:46:50,987 --> 01:46:54,047 # Just as long as you're dancin' next to me # 2277 01:46:54,090 --> 01:46:56,888 # 'Cause it's so clear, every year # 2278 01:46:56,926 --> 01:46:58,484 # We get stronger # 2279 01:46:58,528 --> 01:46:59,961 # Stronger # 2280 01:46:59,996 --> 01:47:02,897 # 'Cause what's gone is gone, the past is the past # 2281 01:47:02,932 --> 01:47:04,229 # Turn the radio up # 2282 01:47:04,267 --> 01:47:05,564 # And then hit the gas # 2283 01:47:05,601 --> 01:47:08,502 # 'Cause I know we've come so far # 2284 01:47:08,538 --> 01:47:11,905 # But we've got so far to go # 2285 01:47:11,941 --> 01:47:14,409 # I know the road seems long # 2286 01:47:14,443 --> 01:47:17,139 # But it won't be long till it's time to go # 2287 01:47:17,179 --> 01:47:20,046 # So, most days, we'll take it fast # 2288 01:47:20,082 --> 01:47:23,745 # And some nights, we'll take it slow # 2289 01:47:23,786 --> 01:47:25,913 # I know we've come so far # 2290 01:47:25,955 --> 01:47:31,587 # But, baby, baby, we've got so far to go # 2291 01:47:31,627 --> 01:47:33,754 # Oh, yeah # 2292 01:47:33,796 --> 01:47:35,161 # Baby # 2293 01:47:35,197 --> 01:47:37,097 # Hey, old friend, together # 2294 01:47:37,133 --> 01:47:40,762 # Side by side and year by year # 2295 01:47:40,803 --> 01:47:43,271 # The road was filled with twists and turns # 2296 01:47:43,306 --> 01:47:46,434 # Oh, but that's the road that got us here # 2297 01:47:46,475 --> 01:47:49,205 # Let's move past the bad times # 2298 01:47:49,245 --> 01:47:52,612 # But before those memories fade # 2299 01:47:52,648 --> 01:47:55,048 # Let's forgive but not forget # 2300 01:47:55,084 --> 01:47:57,917 # And learn from all the mistakes we made # 2301 01:47:57,954 --> 01:48:00,616 # 'Cause it's so clear, every year # 2302 01:48:00,656 --> 01:48:02,521 # We get stronger # 2303 01:48:02,558 --> 01:48:03,786 # Stronger # 2304 01:48:03,826 --> 01:48:06,624 # So don't give up and don't say when # 2305 01:48:06,662 --> 01:48:09,256 # And just get back on the road again # 2306 01:48:09,298 --> 01:48:12,165 # 'Cause I know we've come so far # 2307 01:48:12,201 --> 01:48:15,967 # But we've got so far to go # 2308 01:48:16,005 --> 01:48:18,030 # I know the road seems long # 2309 01:48:18,074 --> 01:48:20,872 # But it won't be long till it's time to go # 2310 01:48:20,910 --> 01:48:23,970 # So, most days, we'll take it fast # 2311 01:48:24,013 --> 01:48:27,574 # And some nights, we'll take it slow # 2312 01:48:27,617 --> 01:48:29,608 # I know we've come so far # 2313 01:48:29,652 --> 01:48:34,885 # But, baby, baby, we've got so far to go # 2314 01:48:34,924 --> 01:48:35,982 # Oh, yeah # 2315 01:48:36,025 --> 01:48:37,356 # Baby # 2316 01:48:37,393 --> 01:48:38,826 # Uh, uh, uh, uh # 2317 01:48:38,861 --> 01:48:41,591 # Hey, old friend, come along for the ride # 2318 01:48:41,631 --> 01:48:44,259 # There's plenty of room so jump inside # 2319 01:48:44,300 --> 01:48:47,167 # The highway's bumpy every now and then # 2320 01:48:47,203 --> 01:48:50,172 # But it's so much better than where I've been # 2321 01:48:50,206 --> 01:48:53,107 # Just keep moving at your own speed # 2322 01:48:53,142 --> 01:48:55,667 # Your heart is all the compass you'll ever need # 2323 01:48:55,711 --> 01:48:58,874 # Let's keep cruisin' the road we're on # 2324 01:48:58,914 --> 01:49:01,246 # 'Cause the rearview mirror only shows what's # 2325 01:49:01,283 --> 01:49:03,683 # Gone, gone, gone # 2326 01:49:03,719 --> 01:49:06,620 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 2327 01:49:06,656 --> 01:49:09,386 # Got so far to go # 2328 01:49:09,425 --> 01:49:10,483 # Ohh # # Yeah # 2329 01:49:10,526 --> 01:49:13,689 # Ohh # 2330 01:49:13,729 --> 01:49:16,391 # 'Cause it's so clear, every year # 2331 01:49:16,432 --> 01:49:18,024 # We get stronger # 2332 01:49:18,067 --> 01:49:19,364 # Stronger # 2333 01:49:19,402 --> 01:49:21,165 # So shine that light # 2334 01:49:21,203 --> 01:49:22,534 # Take my hand # 2335 01:49:22,571 --> 01:49:24,903 # And let's dance into the promised land # 2336 01:49:24,940 --> 01:49:27,807 # 'Cause I know we've come so far # 2337 01:49:27,843 --> 01:49:31,472 # But we've got so far to go # 2338 01:49:31,514 --> 01:49:33,539 # I know the road seems long # 2339 01:49:33,582 --> 01:49:36,449 # But it won't be long till it's time to go # 2340 01:49:36,485 --> 01:49:39,386 # So, most days, we'll take it fast # 2341 01:49:39,422 --> 01:49:43,085 # But some nights, we'll take it slow # 2342 01:49:43,125 --> 01:49:45,252 # I know we've come so far # 2343 01:49:45,294 --> 01:49:50,357 # But, baby, baby, we've got so far to go # 2344 01:49:50,399 --> 01:49:52,390 # Oh, oh, oh, oh # 2345 01:49:52,435 --> 01:49:54,062 # Yeah, yeah # 2346 01:49:54,103 --> 01:49:55,900 # Welcome to the sixties # 2347 01:49:55,938 --> 01:49:56,905 Stop! 2348 01:49:56,939 --> 01:50:00,431 # Stop telling me what to do # 2349 01:50:00,476 --> 01:50:01,738 Don't! 2350 01:50:01,777 --> 01:50:05,042 # Don't treat me like a child of two # 2351 01:50:05,081 --> 01:50:06,275 No! 2352 01:50:06,315 --> 01:50:09,910 # I know that you want what's best # 2353 01:50:09,952 --> 01:50:10,919 Please! 2354 01:50:10,953 --> 01:50:12,750 # But, Mother, please # 2355 01:50:12,788 --> 01:50:18,749 # Give it a rest! # 2356 01:50:18,794 --> 01:50:28,560 # Stop! Don't! No! Please! # 2357 01:50:28,604 --> 01:50:31,937 # Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2358 01:50:31,974 --> 01:50:35,307 # Once upon a time when I was just a kid # 2359 01:50:35,344 --> 01:50:38,609 # You never let me do just what the older kids did # 2360 01:50:38,647 --> 01:50:42,048 # But lose that laundry list of what you won't allow # 2361 01:50:42,084 --> 01:50:45,611 # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2362 01:50:45,654 --> 01:50:49,112 # Once upon a time I played with childhood toys # 2363 01:50:49,158 --> 01:50:52,321 # But now I'd rather play around with older boys # 2364 01:50:52,361 --> 01:50:55,762 # So, if I get a hickey, please don't have a cow # 2365 01:50:55,798 --> 01:50:57,823 # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2366 01:50:59,168 --> 01:51:02,103 # Ma, I gotta tell you that without a doubt # 2367 01:51:02,138 --> 01:51:05,801 # I get my best dancing lessons from you # 2368 01:51:05,841 --> 01:51:08,901 # You're the one who taught me how to twist and shout # 2369 01:51:08,944 --> 01:51:13,142 # Because you shout non-stop and you're so twisted, too! # 2370 01:51:13,182 --> 01:51:14,877 # Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh # 2371 01:51:14,917 --> 01:51:17,715 # Once I used to fidget 'cause I just sat home # 2372 01:51:17,753 --> 01:51:21,211 # But now I'm just like Gidget and I gotta get to Rome! # 2373 01:51:21,257 --> 01:51:22,485 # So say, arrivederci! # 2374 01:51:22,525 --> 01:51:23,492 # Toodle-loo! # 2375 01:51:23,526 --> 01:51:24,925 # And ciao! # 2376 01:51:24,960 --> 01:51:27,827 # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2377 01:51:27,863 --> 01:51:31,856 # Ohh, stop! Don't! No! Please! # 2378 01:51:31,901 --> 01:51:38,237 # Stop! Don't! No! Please! # 2379 01:51:38,274 --> 01:51:40,435 # Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2380 01:51:40,476 --> 01:51:42,034 # Hey, Mama, say, Mama # 2381 01:51:42,077 --> 01:51:45,046 # Once upon a time I was a shy young thing # 2382 01:51:45,080 --> 01:51:48,413 # Could barely walk and talk so much as dance and sing # 2383 01:51:48,450 --> 01:51:51,851 # But let me hit that stage, I wanna take my bow # 2384 01:51:51,887 --> 01:51:54,185 # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2385 01:51:54,223 --> 01:51:55,690 # Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh # 2386 01:51:55,724 --> 01:51:58,750 # Once upon a time I used to dress up Ken # 2387 01:51:58,794 --> 01:52:02,025 # But now that I'm a woman, I like bigger men # 2388 01:52:02,064 --> 01:52:05,522 # And I don't need a Barbie doll to show me how # 2389 01:52:05,568 --> 01:52:07,798 # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2390 01:52:07,837 --> 01:52:09,327 # Ooh, ooh, ah # 2391 01:52:09,371 --> 01:52:12,135 # Ma, you always taught me what was right from wrong # 2392 01:52:12,174 --> 01:52:15,871 # And now I just wanna give it a try # 2393 01:52:15,911 --> 01:52:18,937 # Mama, I've been in the nest for far too long # 2394 01:52:18,981 --> 01:52:23,042 # So please give a push and, Mama, watch me fly # 2395 01:52:23,085 --> 01:52:25,451 # Watch me fly # 2396 01:52:25,487 --> 01:52:26,579 Show off. 2397 01:52:26,622 --> 01:52:29,716 # Someday I will meet a man you won't condemn # 2398 01:52:29,758 --> 01:52:32,852 # And we will have some kids and you can torture them # 2399 01:52:32,895 --> 01:52:36,092 # But let me be a star before I take that vow # 2400 01:52:36,131 --> 01:52:38,326 # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2401 01:52:38,367 --> 01:52:39,800 # Whoa-oh-oh # 2402 01:52:39,835 --> 01:52:41,700 # Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2403 01:52:41,737 --> 01:52:43,068 # Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! # 2404 01:52:43,105 --> 01:52:46,472 # Mama, I'm a big girl # 2405 01:52:46,508 --> 01:52:48,772 Ooh, such a big, big girl! 2406 01:52:48,811 --> 01:52:52,178 # I'm a big girl now # 2407 01:52:52,214 --> 01:52:59,418 # Whoa-oh-oh, whoaaaa! # 2408 01:52:59,455 --> 01:53:02,447 # Please, Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2409 01:53:04,793 --> 01:53:07,921 # They came from way far out in outer space # 2410 01:53:07,963 --> 01:53:11,558 # She's hard to miss and so they landed on her face # 2411 01:53:11,600 --> 01:53:13,659 # She's got cooties! # 2412 01:53:13,702 --> 01:53:15,169 # They've found a place to nest # 2413 01:53:15,204 --> 01:53:16,262 # She's got cooties # 2414 01:53:16,305 --> 01:53:17,431 # Cooties # 2415 01:53:17,473 --> 01:53:19,065 # If I were her, I'd be depressed # 2416 01:53:19,108 --> 01:53:21,042 # Long tailed, sharp nailed # 2417 01:53:21,076 --> 01:53:23,101 # Fuzzy legs, laying eggs # 2418 01:53:23,145 --> 01:53:26,774 # Oh, no, ew! # 2419 01:53:26,815 --> 01:53:30,376 # In science class she's like a walking show-and-tell # 2420 01:53:30,419 --> 01:53:33,445 # Her pet skunk ran away 'cause it couldn't take the smell # 2421 01:53:33,489 --> 01:53:34,956 # She's got cooties # 2422 01:53:34,990 --> 01:53:37,083 # Nobody wants to sit by her # 2423 01:53:37,126 --> 01:53:41,153 # No, don't need a coat 'cause she's got fur! # 2424 01:53:41,196 --> 01:53:43,164 # Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot # 2425 01:53:43,198 --> 01:53:45,325 # Glad I got my cootie shot! # 2426 01:53:46,669 --> 01:53:48,796 # Come on, boys, let's stamp 'em out! # 2427 01:53:48,837 --> 01:53:50,737 # Uh-uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh # 2428 01:53:50,773 --> 01:53:52,365 # Cootie, cootie # 2429 01:53:52,408 --> 01:53:54,501 # Come on, boys # 2430 01:53:54,543 --> 01:53:55,703 # Cootie, cootie # 2431 01:53:55,744 --> 01:53:58,235 # Uh-uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh # 2432 01:53:58,280 --> 01:53:59,645 # Cootie, cootie # 2433 01:53:59,682 --> 01:54:01,274 # Come on, boys # 2434 01:54:01,317 --> 01:54:03,376 # Whoa, no, no, no # 2435 01:54:03,419 --> 01:54:04,647 # She's got cooties # 2436 01:54:04,687 --> 01:54:06,484 # She's just as friendly as can be # 2437 01:54:06,522 --> 01:54:07,819 # She's got cooties # 2438 01:54:07,856 --> 01:54:10,154 # She shows them cootie hospitality # 2439 01:54:10,192 --> 01:54:11,386 # She's got cooties # 2440 01:54:11,427 --> 01:54:13,895 # She's like a living Twilight Zone # 2441 01:54:13,929 --> 01:54:15,157 # She's got cooties # 2442 01:54:15,197 --> 01:54:17,324 # Can you get Rod Serling on the phone? # 2443 01:54:17,366 --> 01:54:19,834 # Black, white, red, green # 2444 01:54:19,868 --> 01:54:21,495 # Every color in between # 2445 01:54:21,537 --> 01:54:23,232 # Dresses like a circus clown # 2446 01:54:23,272 --> 01:54:25,172 # Somebody oughta hose her down # 2447 01:54:25,207 --> 01:54:26,970 # Grew up in a cootie zoo # 2448 01:54:27,009 --> 01:54:31,002 # I bet her two-ton Mama's got 'em, too! # 2449 01:54:31,046 --> 01:54:32,513 # She-she-she's coming! # 2450 01:54:32,548 --> 01:54:34,345 # She's got cooties # 2451 01:54:34,383 --> 01:54:36,317 # Somebody oughta hose her down # 2452 01:54:36,352 --> 01:54:37,683 # She's got cooties # 2453 01:54:37,720 --> 01:54:39,688 # Oh, yeah # 2454 01:54:39,722 --> 01:54:41,189 # She's got cooties # 2455 01:54:41,223 --> 01:54:43,691 # Somebody oughta hose her down # 2456 01:54:43,726 --> 01:54:45,193 # She's got cooties # 2457 01:54:45,227 --> 01:54:46,854 # Yeah, yeah # 2458 01:54:46,895 --> 01:54:48,021 # She's got cooties # 2459 01:54:48,063 --> 01:54:50,361 # She's just as friendly as can be # 2460 01:54:50,399 --> 01:54:51,525 # She's got cooties # 2461 01:54:51,567 --> 01:54:54,092 # She shows them cootie hospitality # 2462 01:54:54,136 --> 01:54:55,694 # She's got cooties # 2463 01:54:55,738 --> 01:54:57,831 # This girly surely catch your eye # 2464 01:54:57,873 --> 01:54:59,033 # She's got cooties # 2465 01:54:59,074 --> 01:55:01,565 # She surely likes to let her freak flag fly # 2466 01:55:03,412 --> 01:55:04,879 # Come on, boys # 2467 01:55:04,913 --> 01:55:06,073 # Let's jam # 2468 01:55:06,115 --> 01:55:07,377 # Let's hear it for Mama # 2469 01:55:07,416 --> 01:55:09,543 # Come on, boys, let's jam # 2470 01:55:09,585 --> 01:55:11,212 # Let's hear it for Mama # 2471 01:55:11,253 --> 01:55:13,551 # Come on, boys, let's jam # 2472 01:55:13,589 --> 01:55:15,056 # Let's hear it for Mama # 2473 01:55:15,090 --> 01:55:17,115 # Come on, boys, let's jam # 2474 01:55:17,159 --> 01:55:18,319 # Let's hear it for Mama # 2475 01:55:18,360 --> 01:55:19,987 # Black, white, red, green # 2476 01:55:20,029 --> 01:55:21,929 # Every color in between # 2477 01:55:21,964 --> 01:55:23,693 # Dresses like a circus clown # 2478 01:55:23,732 --> 01:55:25,597 # Somebody oughta hose her down # 2479 01:55:25,634 --> 01:55:27,329 # Grew up in a cootie zoo # 2480 01:55:27,369 --> 01:55:30,361 # I bet her two-ton Mama's got 'em, too! #