0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 1 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:47,338 GIRL: Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, lived a beautiful little girl... 2 00:00:47,505 --> 00:00:49,631 ...and her widowed father. 3 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,637 it�s beautiful. 4 00:00:55,805 --> 00:01:00,476 GIRL: Okay. It wasn't that long ago. And it wasn't really a faraway kingdom. 5 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:01,727 [HONKING AND DRILLING] 6 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,229 It was the San Fernando Valley. It looked faraway... 7 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:06,565 ...because you barely see it through the smog. 8 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:10,152 But to me, growing up, the Valley was my kingdom. 9 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:16,325 [SAM GIGGLES] 10 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:20,788 I was my dad's best friend. And he was mine. 11 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:25,584 Being raised by a man put me behind in the makeup and fashion departments. 12 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:29,088 But I never felt like I missed out on anything. 13 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,758 I was the luckiest girl in the world. 14 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:39,181 My dad owned the coolest diner. I loved hanging out there. 15 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:48,107 Diet was a four-letter word here... 16 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:51,944 ...and grease came at no additional charge. 17 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:55,447 At Hal's, everyone felt like family. 18 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,908 WOMAN: Oh, yeah, I have drinks. 19 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:04,581 Happy birthday! 20 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,542 Make a wish, princess. 21 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:11,505 What did I need a wish for? I had amazing friends and the coolest dad. 22 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,344 FIONA: Oh! 23 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:21,390 But I guess my dad thought I needed one more thing: Fiona. 24 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,225 I am so sorry. 25 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:27,980 WOMAN: You look beautiful, Fiona. 26 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,065 MAN: Hey, Hal! 27 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,526 Hi. Hi. 28 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:37,740 Along with my new stepmother came her twin daughters, Brianna and Gabriella. 29 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:40,868 My out-of-step-sisters. 30 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:43,579 But as long as my dad was happy, so was l. 31 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:46,248 We were going to be one big, happy family. 32 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:47,916 Cheese. 33 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:50,711 One's enough. 34 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:54,089 Unfortunately, this was no fairy tale. 35 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,801 DAD: "He took her hand, and he kissed it. 36 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:00,054 Then he swooped her up onto his horse. 37 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:06,268 And the beautiful princess and the handsome prince rode off to his castle... 38 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:11,106 ...where they lived happily ever after." 39 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,358 [SAM GIGGLING] 40 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:15,652 Do fairy tales come true, Dad? 41 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:19,615 Well, no. But dreams come true. 42 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:22,159 -Do you have a dream? -Yeah. 43 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:25,412 My dream is that you'll grow up and go to college... 44 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:28,749 ...and then maybe someday you'll build your own castle. 45 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:32,252 -Where do princesses go to college? -Uh.... 46 00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:36,131 They go... 47 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,467 ...where the princes go. 48 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,636 They go to Princeton. 49 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:44,682 But, Sam, you know, fairy tales aren't just about finding handsome princes. 50 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:48,435 They're about fulfilling your dreams... 51 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:51,730 ...and about standing up for what you believe in. 52 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,650 As I always say, never let the fear of striking out-- 53 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:57,152 -Keep you from playing the game. -Right. 54 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:02,574 Just remember, if you look carefully, this book contains important things... 55 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:05,786 ...that you may need to know later in life. 56 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:16,296 [RUMBLING] 57 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,049 -Earthquake. -My kingdom crumbled... 58 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:21,176 ...during the Northridge earthquake. 59 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,512 FIONA: Help! Help! 60 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,640 -Don't go. -I'll be right back. 61 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:41,113 I lost my best friend that day. 62 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,866 From then on, the only fairy tales in my life... 63 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,618 ...were the ones I read about in books. 64 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:57,171 Since my father didn't leave a will, my stepmother got everything. 65 00:04:57,339 --> 00:05:03,719 The house, the diner, and to her dismay, me. 66 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,184 FIONA [OVER SPEAKER]: Sam. 67 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,312 Sammy. 68 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,942 Sam! 69 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:02,653 It's breakfast time. 70 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:06,073 So bring me my breakfast. 71 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:07,324 [FIONA WHISTLES] 72 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,453 FIONA [SCREAMING]: Sam! 73 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,080 [GRUNTS] 74 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:20,129 MAN: Careful, ladies. Look for the eyes. One, two, three, bicycle. 75 00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:25,968 And feint. Magpie, magpie, magpie. Flap and flap and flap. Mary Lou Retton! 76 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:29,763 Palm tree and palm tree. Lady Liberty. Lady Liberty. 77 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:32,808 Around the harbor. Around the harbor. Circle Line tour. 78 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:35,310 And hurricane. 79 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:38,689 Can you believe how extraordinarily gifted my girls are? 80 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,150 Absolutely unbelievable. 81 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:42,359 BRIANNA: Ow! -Really. 82 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,904 -Sam! BLAINE: Find each other. Look.... 83 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,323 -I'm coming. BLAINE: One, two, three and four... 84 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:50,325 ...and right, left, up and down. 85 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:54,163 Is this the Norwegian salmon I asked for? I need my omega-3s. 86 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:55,998 Only the best. 87 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,126 Hmm. Uh-huh. 88 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,003 I can tell. 89 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:05,299 You know, it costs a fortune to fly that stuff in from Norwegian. 90 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:08,260 And push it, ladies. Push it, ladies. Push it, ladies. 91 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,970 BRIANNA: Ready? Okay. BLAINE: And-- 92 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:14,350 -Oopsie. -Ew! 93 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:19,313 -Gross. Mom! -I have a spastic colon. 94 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,690 Well, you have a spastic brain. 95 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,485 -Stop. Stop hitting her. GABRIELLA: You bit me. 96 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:27,863 What are you doing just standing there? Get to work. 97 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:31,367 I can't go to work now. I've got a big test I have to study for. 98 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:37,498 Listen, Sam. People go to school to get smarter... 99 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:40,376 ...so that they can get a job. 100 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:44,171 You already have a job. So it's like skipping a step. 101 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,548 Come on, get going. 102 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:52,054 -And Flying Karamazov. GABRIELLA: Oh.... 103 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:55,265 [SHRIEKING] 104 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:00,437 No, honey. Leave those on. 105 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,231 The lawn looks a little brown. 106 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:07,027 Fiona, we're supposed to be conserving water. We're in the middle of a drought. 107 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:09,029 Droughts are for poor people. 108 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:11,949 Do you think J.Lo has a brown lawn? 109 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:13,242 [SHRIEKS] 110 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:17,621 People who use extra water have extra class. 111 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,249 [GABRIELLA SCREAMS] 112 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:50,821 [PLAYING FONTELLA BASS' "RESCUE ME"] 113 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,531 [WHISTLING] 114 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:57,494 You call that grade-A beef? Well, that cow must have cheated on his test. 115 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:03,500 BOBBY: Pickup. ELEANOR: Oh.... 116 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:05,794 Jeez. 117 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:11,008 Bobby, enough with the salmon. 118 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:14,720 You already made a salmon omelet, salmon soup and salmon pudding. 119 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:15,971 Come on. 120 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:19,183 -Help me. Fiona wants to eat me. -That's nasty. 121 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:22,770 -Bite me, Rhonda. Bite me. RHONDA: That's nasty. 122 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:27,316 -Eleanor, your order's up. ELEANOR: Coming. I got it. 123 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,485 -Safe. -Ooh.... 124 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:30,694 ELEANOR: I'm okay. 125 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,696 -Chuck, how you doing? CHUCK: Super. 126 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:38,035 That's good. So cheese omelet, extra bacon, crisp... 127 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:41,080 -...blueberry muffin and a Coke. -Make it a Diet Coke. 128 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,040 I'm trying to watch my weight. 129 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,709 Oh. It ain't going nowhere. 130 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:46,960 [BELL RINGS] 131 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:49,505 BOBBY: Pick up these salmon waffles. 132 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:56,136 -Sam, why are you still here? -I'm almost done. 133 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:58,639 -You'll be late for school. -I'll get there. 134 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:01,850 -Fiona goes ballistic if I don't finish. -I don't care. 135 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,977 -What I care about is your education. -But-- 136 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,939 She's got you getting up at the crack of dawn. 137 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,358 -Your dad would want you at school. -But-- 138 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:14,196 No more "buts." You just leave Fiona and her big butt to me. 139 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:17,241 -Thanks, Rhonda. -Get. 140 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,046 Hey, looking good, Mr. Farrell. 141 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,882 A man's best friend is his Mercedes, Sam. 142 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,676 I'll remember that. 143 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:39,930 Any-- Anything is possible if you just believe. 144 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:43,600 -Anything is possible if you just-- -Audition today, son? 145 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:48,397 -Yeah, 5:00, all right? Tell Mom. -Knock them dead. 146 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:55,738 Dad. Now, do you see what I have to go to school in? No offense, Sam. 147 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,948 Honestly, don't you feel sorry for me? 148 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:01,910 No, I feel sorry about the three cars we got you that you totaled. 149 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,539 Okay. All right. 150 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,752 [SAM CLEARS THROAT] 151 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,796 -Carter, what are you wearing? -What--? 152 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,757 This is my Snoop Dizzle look. 153 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,469 I cannot drive you to school like that. 154 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:23,807 Sam, I am a Method actor, okay? This is part of my training. 155 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:27,227 I know, I know, I know. But look at this. 156 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:30,773 All right. Take two. 157 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,655 Buenos dias, Fighting Frogs. 158 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,700 Here's your daily drought reminder to conserve agua. 159 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,619 Cut your showers short. 160 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:47,956 Brownie points go out to Mr. Rothman, who hasn't had one in weeks. 161 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,834 Remember, today's your last chance to get tickets... 162 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:53,796 ...to the big Halloween homecoming dance. 163 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:57,800 You too can dress up like someone you're not, for a change. 164 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,761 -I mean, I-- -I pledge allegiance to the flag... 165 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:04,973 ...of the United States of America, and to the republic... 166 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,351 ...for which it stands, one nation-- 167 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,603 CARTER: Primo parking spot dead ahead. 168 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:13,482 GIRLS: There's a spot. There's a spot. CARTER: Sam, watch out. Watch out. 169 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:17,236 GIRLS: Okay. You snooze, you lose! 170 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:21,532 Well, if it isn't Shelby Cummings and her ladies in waiting. 171 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:26,453 -Shelby wants me so bad. -You've never even talked to her before. 172 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,622 Oh, I've talked to her. Okay? 173 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:35,170 In my mind. And let me tell you, in my mind, she wants me so bad. 174 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:40,009 Carter, you could do so much better than Shelby Cummings. Even in your mind. 175 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,845 -There's another spot. SAM: Got it. 176 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,597 [TIRES SCREECHING] 177 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,436 Come on. 178 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,688 [LAUGHING] 179 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:56,984 [CAR STALLING] 180 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,037 SHELBY: Austin. 181 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,456 People like Shelby and Austin... 182 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,167 ...are genetically programmed to find each other. 183 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,544 How can so much ego be in one relationship? 184 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:20,049 -imagine what they say about you. -They don't even know I exist. 185 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:24,845 Ew! Stalkerazzi at 3 o'clock. 186 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:29,016 The white zone is for cool people only. No geeks. 187 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:34,688 Hey, diner girl, can I get a breakfast burrito to go? Thank you. 188 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:37,066 And you thought they didn't know you exist. 189 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,401 DAVID: That car's as old as that hat. SAM: Right. 190 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:40,819 [BELL RINGING] 191 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,781 Move. Move. Move. 192 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,407 -Move. -Hi. 193 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:50,913 -Move. -Shelby. Hey, sister-friend. 194 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,248 Remind me why we tolerate them. 195 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,709 They gave you a Prada bag for your birthday. 196 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:58,545 Try "Frada" bag. Totally fake. 197 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:11,600 Greetings. Samantha, you look absolutely stunning today, as per usual. 198 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:12,810 Thank you, Terry. 199 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,061 [BEEPING] 200 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:17,481 lf you'll excuse me, I must get back to my galaxy now. 201 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:21,527 Zion, Lieutenant Terry here. Hello? 202 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,738 Can you hear me? Captain? You're going in and out. 203 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:27,741 -Poor guy. -At least he's happy. 204 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,326 CARTER: Happy? -I copy. 205 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,787 CARTER: Guy lives in another world. 206 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,581 Sometimes fantasy is better than reality, Carter. 207 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:35,916 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 208 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:44,091 -Speaking of fantasy. -I'll see you later. 209 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:48,012 Yes, the secret admirer beckons. 210 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:57,479 BOY: Where have you been? We haven't talked in ages. 211 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:01,150 We talked this morning. 212 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,778 I can't stop thinking about you. 213 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,489 What's on your mind right now? 214 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,870 You first. 215 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:17,666 Well, I'm thinking that Professor Rothman's dissected one too many frogs. 216 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,305 Ribet, ribet. 217 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,725 Laugh out loud. 218 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:40,439 I wanna hear your laugh. When can we finally meet? 219 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,695 [BELL RINGING] 220 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,248 SAM: Soon. 221 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,673 AUSTIN: How's your day so far? 222 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:10,678 Raging stepmom, work and cool kids who can't get over themselves. 223 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,347 -Ever feel like you don't belong? AUSTIN: Absolutely. 224 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:18,185 I can be surrounded by a sea of people and still feel all alone. 225 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,604 Then I think of you. 226 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:25,567 SAM: Hey, Nomad, do you think we've ever met? 227 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:30,781 AUSTIN: I don't know. Our school has over 3500 kids. 228 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,366 SAM: Well, that narrows it down. 229 00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:33,701 [AUSTIN CHUCKLES] 230 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,537 AUSTIN: Well, at least I can eliminate the guys. 231 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:41,250 You're not a guy, right? Because if you are, I'll kick your butt. 232 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:44,586 SAM: I am not a guy. 233 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,840 Have you told your dad about Princeton yet? 234 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:52,261 AUSTIN: If only I could. I haven't even told him I wanna be a writer. 235 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:55,180 SAM: My father always encouraged me to pursue my dreams. 236 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:59,435 AUSTIN: Not mine. He has another plan for my life. 237 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,480 It's 2 a.m. We've been at this for five hours. 238 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,317 Well, I think we broke our record. 239 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,527 [CHUCKLES] 240 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:12,281 SAM: We should turn in. Sweet dreams. -Wait. 241 00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,827 I can't sleep without knowing there's hope. 242 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:21,123 Half the night I waste in sighs. 243 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,293 In a wakeful doze I sorrow. 244 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:29,381 For the hand, the lips... 245 00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,842 ...the eyes. 246 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,386 For the meeting of tomorrow. 247 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:37,973 SAM: Quoting Tennyson. Impressive. 248 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,768 AUSTIN: Please meet me at the homecoming dance. 249 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:45,481 I'll be waiting for you at 11:00 in the middle of the dance floor. 250 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,153 Sweet dreams. 251 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,784 Oh! That was close. 252 00:17:56,951 --> 00:18:02,164 -You're finally gonna be able to meet him. -I don't know. He's too good to be true. 253 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,921 Come on. It's been, like, a month... 254 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,674 ...since you met him in that Princeton chat room, okay? 255 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,009 You talk to him all the time. You know him. 256 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:16,261 I know, but he doesn't know me. 257 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,098 What if I meet him and I'm not what he expects? 258 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:22,726 Maybe this whole relationship's just better for cyberspace. 259 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,563 Ow! Ow! Ow! 260 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:30,067 Listen, okay? You have to go to that dance, okay? 261 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:34,863 This Nomad guy isn't gonna be in one place for long, all right? 262 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:37,866 -lf it helps, I'll be your escort. -Really? 263 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:41,120 -Yeah. -You rock, Carter. 264 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,746 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 265 00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,251 -Hello? FIONA [OVER CELL PHONE]: Sam. 266 00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:51,672 Some little brat got into my salmon and ate it all. 267 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:55,676 I need more salmon. And pick up my dry cleaning. 268 00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,386 And wash the Jag. 269 00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:01,890 Fiona. One more pitch. 270 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,559 Why do you act like her slave? 271 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:06,895 Simple. No Fiona, no money for Princeton. 272 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,064 -That sucks. -Tell me about it. 273 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,652 [FIONA TAUNTING] 274 00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:17,031 [SCREAMING] 275 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,742 CARTER: Hey, it's out of here. 276 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:28,584 Damn, a girl hit that. See, now that's impressive. 277 00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:32,129 So, what are you and Shelby going to the dance as? 278 00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:35,966 Uh.... I don't know if I'm going with Shelby. 279 00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:39,762 You're not gonna go with Shelby? Who else you gonna go with? 280 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,890 I don't know. It's a mystery to me. 281 00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:46,268 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 282 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:52,483 MAN: Okay, guys. Come on. A little bit further. Right there. 283 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,944 Thirty percent off for USC alumni. 284 00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:02,159 Looks good, my friend. Make sure you get these rims. 285 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,828 -Austin. -What's up? 286 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:08,082 What's with all those college brochures in your bedroom? 287 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,376 What are you doing in my room? 288 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:15,339 -I'm trying to keep my options open. -You don't need options. 289 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:18,008 It is all taken care of. 290 00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:23,263 Look, son, we've been working on this program since you were 9 years old. 291 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,933 You're gonna play USC football, graduate... 292 00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:29,978 ...and then you'll manage this business with me. Your future's set. 293 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:33,148 So don't mess with the plan. All right? 294 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,484 Wouldn't think of it. 295 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,821 There's another customer. Go make them happy. 296 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,240 [MAN WHISTLING] 297 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,159 MAN: Yes, sir, here's your car. 298 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:47,079 Well, you need a wax. 299 00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:50,791 -Excuse me? -I meant the car. 300 00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:53,210 Oh, fine. 301 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:56,255 [CAR HORN PLAYS "BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC"] 302 00:20:56,423 --> 00:21:03,220 [CAR HORN PLAYS "DIXIE"] 303 00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:06,015 -Austin. -Hi. 304 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,225 -We need our cars washed. -Yeah, look. 305 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,019 Dirt. 306 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,312 [GABRIELLAAND BRIANNA GIGGLING] 307 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,481 AUSTIN: One second, ladies. All right. 308 00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:18,360 Take this inside when you're done. Thank you very much. 309 00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:21,363 GABRIELLA: Oh, my God, he is an angel. 310 00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,699 -He's so cute. -I know. 311 00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:27,745 So who'd you guys pay to make your cars so dirty? 312 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:32,708 Excuse me? Like, what are you, the dirt police? 313 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,626 Yeah. The dirt police. 314 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:39,214 Like, excuse me, miss, do you know how fast your dirt was going? 315 00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:42,009 You should have stopped with the dirt police. 316 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,764 You should get going, because our mom's looking for you. 317 00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:50,601 -Well, where is she? -She's at home, baking. 318 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,564 SAM: You wanted to see me? -Yes. 319 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,444 Oh, my-- Did you finish your errands? 320 00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:04,239 Because I need you to head to the diner and take the night shift. 321 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:08,952 Tonight's my night off and it's the Halloween dance at school, so-- 322 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:14,416 I know, but you need to stop being so self-centered and start thinking of others. 323 00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:18,003 Others need you to go to the diner and mop the floors tonight. 324 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:21,632 But I really need to go to this dance, Fiona. I have to. 325 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,718 You need to earn your tuition money for college. 326 00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:27,721 You gotta bus a lot of tables. 327 00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:30,099 I'm a straight-A student. 328 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,686 I work seven days a week and I'm taking extra AP classes. 329 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:38,899 I never asked you for anything. Please let me go to this dance. 330 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:43,737 Sweetheart, now that you're old enough... 331 00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:46,407 ...there's something I've always wanted to tell you... 332 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,575 ...and I think you're ready to hear it. 333 00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:52,663 You're not very pretty, and you're not very bright. 334 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:56,792 I'm so glad we had that talk. 335 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:01,797 [SCREAMS] 336 00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:07,845 BOY 1 : Man, you-- BOY 2: Scoot over, bro. 337 00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:10,973 BOY 1 : See if we can get a bigger table. GIRL: Move over. 338 00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:13,350 Oh.... 339 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:15,185 You're in my way. 340 00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:21,483 It must be Halloween. Look what just flew in. The wicked witch of the Valley. 341 00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:22,693 [CHUCKLING] 342 00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:26,780 I�m gonna be picking up Gabriella and Brianna at the Halloween dance. 343 00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:30,492 -I�ll be back by 1 2 sharp. -Okay. 344 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,997 Ooh. Still got room in there, huh? 345 00:23:35,165 --> 00:23:39,960 Well, if it isn't little Betty Crocker from the 'hood. 346 00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:42,796 Don't you have something to do, like cleaning toilets? 347 00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:47,676 You know, I would, but I�m too busy running this place. But be my guest. 348 00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:53,140 I�m sorry, I can't, because I just got a $1 50 manicure. Silver palm trees. 349 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:59,355 Keep it up, Fiona, and I�m gonna find a place to put my $6 pedicure. 350 00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:02,483 Where are your skates? That's part of the uniform. 351 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:06,320 Fiona, if I wanted to look like a clown, I�d join the circus. 352 00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:08,155 lf you were part of my circus... 353 00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:11,533 ...I�d have you clean elephant butts with a Wet One. 354 00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:16,038 -I don't think you realize that I could-- -Fire me? Oh, please, go right ahead. 355 00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:19,833 And let's see how many customers you have left when you do. 356 00:24:20,919 --> 00:24:24,171 I am a very appealing person. 357 00:24:28,343 --> 00:24:30,636 Yeah, in your head. 358 00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:38,185 -"I�m a very appealing person." -"I�m a very appealing person." 359 00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:40,145 That woman can make a nun swear. 360 00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:44,650 I�m graduating a year early so I can be 3000 miles away in Princeton. 361 00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:50,572 You could go to the University of Mars and it still wouldn't be far enough. 362 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:52,116 Honey, I�m desperate. 363 00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:54,743 -Can you cover that back booth? BOY: We're waiting. 364 00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:58,205 SHELBY: I can't eat anything here. -But-- 365 00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:05,087 I have the feeling I won't be able to get a Zone meal here. 366 00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:09,049 -I already ate. -Laxatives don't qualify as a food group. 367 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:12,302 -Surprised you didn't know that. SHELBY: Stop it. 368 00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:15,180 Well, if it isn't diner girl. 369 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:16,390 [LAUGHING] 370 00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:19,893 -What can I get you guys? -What can I get here that has no sugar... 371 00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:23,147 -...no carbs and is fat-free? -Water. 372 00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:26,608 DAVID: Water? Feisty. -Was that supposed to be a joke? 373 00:25:27,027 --> 00:25:28,402 It was funny. 374 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,904 -I�ll have a Voss. -Excuse me? 375 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:34,116 -It's water. From Norway. SHELBY: She's the worst. 376 00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:37,327 Sorry, we only have water from the Valley. 377 00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:39,997 Oh, well, then I�ll have an iced tea. 378 00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:42,499 Make that two. And I�m still waiting... 379 00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:45,753 -...on that breakfast burrito, diner girl. -See you. 380 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,340 DAVID: Thank you. -She is so not getting a tip. 381 00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:53,594 Shelby, we really need to talk. Privately. 382 00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:57,765 Anything you say to me, you can say in front of my peeps. 383 00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:01,643 Okay. 384 00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,355 I wanna break up. 385 00:26:04,522 --> 00:26:05,773 -What? DAVID: Ouch. 386 00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:07,149 That was harsh. 387 00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:10,152 -Are you in love with somebody else? -I think so. 388 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,154 MADISON: No way. DAVID: What? Who, bro? 389 00:26:12,322 --> 00:26:14,073 I don't know. 390 00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:18,577 -But we can still be-- -Don't say the word "friends." 391 00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:22,998 Fortunately for you, I�m gonna overlook this mental breakdown of yours. 392 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:28,337 Look, just chill out. We're gonna go get ready for the dance, and I�ll see you there. 393 00:26:30,131 --> 00:26:31,924 Later. Late. 394 00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:33,300 [CHUCKLING] 395 00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:36,679 -That went well, bro. -No, she took it well. 396 00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:39,473 Good looking out. 397 00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:42,518 DAVID: Later, diner girl. RYAN: Too late. 398 00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:46,563 Oh. Don't worry about it. 399 00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:55,489 You know, those kids remind me of why I used to fight in school. 400 00:26:58,576 --> 00:27:00,703 Have no fear. 401 00:27:01,496 --> 00:27:03,163 Zorro is here. 402 00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:08,168 And he's got the keys to his dad's Mercedes. 403 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:11,171 You're going dressed as a bus girl? 404 00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:14,550 -Carter, I�m not going. -What do you mean, you're not going? 405 00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:18,470 Okay, sorry. Sorry. What about cyberdude? 406 00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:20,097 Cyberdude? 407 00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:22,599 That the boy that's been sending you love notes? 408 00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:25,936 -They're not love notes. They're e-mails. -Oh, okay. 409 00:27:26,104 --> 00:27:30,733 lf a man is taking his time to write down his feelings for you, it's a love note. 410 00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:33,569 You've got a secret admirer. 411 00:27:33,737 --> 00:27:37,114 And he wants to meet her tonight at the dance. 412 00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:40,075 -What are you still doing here? -I�m obeying orders. 413 00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:44,038 -Sam, this is your true love. -Well, true love is gonna have to wait. 414 00:27:44,205 --> 00:27:47,166 Oh, girl, please, save all that drama for the soap operas. 415 00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:48,751 You are going to that dance. 416 00:27:48,918 --> 00:27:51,253 Go ahead, girlfriend. 417 00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:56,633 I can't go. Fiona would kill me and then bring me back to clean up the mess. 418 00:27:56,801 --> 00:27:59,386 She's gonna have to go through me to hurt you. 419 00:27:59,554 --> 00:28:03,223 -Go, girlfriend. Do your thing. -Call me "girlfriend" one more time. 420 00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:04,767 Okay, sorry. 421 00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:08,479 Sam, your dad did not leave this earth wanting you to be unhappy. 422 00:28:08,646 --> 00:28:12,399 It's time for you to find your own bliss, starting with this dance. 423 00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:14,985 BOBBY: Sam, you need to listen to Rhonda. 424 00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:18,739 You're always studying, always working. Take some time for yourself. 425 00:28:18,907 --> 00:28:21,658 Yeah, why don't you go out and bust a move. 426 00:28:21,826 --> 00:28:26,163 -Put your freak on. -Whatever it is you kids do these days. 427 00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:31,335 You know what? You guys are right. I never do anything for myself. 428 00:28:31,586 --> 00:28:32,836 -No, you don't. BOBBY: True. 429 00:28:33,171 --> 00:28:34,922 And I deserve to have some fun. 430 00:28:35,090 --> 00:28:36,632 -That's right. BOBBY: Yeah. 431 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:40,219 -I am gonna go to that dance. -Okay, great. 432 00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:43,389 And I am gonna meet my true love and I�m gonna dance all night. 433 00:28:43,556 --> 00:28:45,224 [CHEERING] 434 00:28:49,688 --> 00:28:52,147 -I can't go. -What? 435 00:28:52,315 --> 00:28:53,982 I don't have a costume. 436 00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:59,988 -But you will. Are you coming, Zorro? CARTER: Yes, ma'am. 437 00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:03,409 [KEYS RATTLING] 438 00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:10,374 Vernon. Sam needs a costume. 439 00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:13,168 No. No, Rhonda. I am closed. 440 00:29:13,336 --> 00:29:17,006 Come on, I�ll give you free breakfast for a week. 441 00:29:18,008 --> 00:29:20,300 Make it a month. 442 00:29:21,553 --> 00:29:23,971 There's gotta be something here. 443 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,057 There is this one. 444 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,644 Ew. 445 00:29:31,021 --> 00:29:33,022 Perfect. 446 00:29:34,065 --> 00:29:36,567 -Ole! -No way. 447 00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:41,363 Hey, you're killing me here. 448 00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:49,038 Aloha. 449 00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:51,290 No, no. I got something. 450 00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:56,962 Bless you. 451 00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:01,884 Rhonda, this is hopeless. Oh. 452 00:30:08,183 --> 00:30:10,225 RHONDA: Vernon, let me see that mask. 453 00:30:14,731 --> 00:30:16,982 I don't have an outfit that goes with that. 454 00:30:17,150 --> 00:30:19,068 Yeah, but I do. 455 00:30:19,569 --> 00:30:21,987 [CARTER HUMMING] 456 00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:31,330 Rhonda, you sure do have a knack... 457 00:30:31,498 --> 00:30:34,917 ...for taking something simple and making it beautiful. 458 00:30:37,587 --> 00:30:40,881 Well, you ain't seen nothing yet. 459 00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:45,928 I was saving this dress for my next attempt down the aisle. 460 00:30:48,098 --> 00:30:50,057 Long story. 461 00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:55,771 It's beautiful. 462 00:30:56,481 --> 00:31:02,277 -Rhonda, I can't wear that. -Yes, you can. And you will. 463 00:31:02,696 --> 00:31:07,574 That dress has been in that box so long, it deserves a night out. 464 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,452 SAM: Let's go. 465 00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:13,414 RHONDA: This is gonna look so good on you. 466 00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:20,713 [MUSIC PLAYING] 467 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,340 ASTRID [OVER SPEAKER]: Welcome, high school seniors... 468 00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:25,467 ...to the Halloween homecoming dance. 469 00:31:25,635 --> 00:31:30,139 Tonight, our panel of esteemed teachers will use their years of higher education... 470 00:31:30,515 --> 00:31:33,434 ...to choose our homecoming prince and princess. 471 00:31:34,185 --> 00:31:37,438 In true L.A. fashion, it's not about who you are. 472 00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:42,776 It's about what you wear. Are you ready to crank it up? Yeah. 473 00:31:48,533 --> 00:31:51,326 I cannot believe I put you in charge of costumes. 474 00:31:51,494 --> 00:31:56,165 I told you Siamese cats, not Siamese twins. 475 00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:59,543 Are we having a catfight? 476 00:31:59,794 --> 00:32:01,170 [SCREAMING] 477 00:32:01,338 --> 00:32:06,258 [GROANING] 478 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:07,885 [SNEEZES] 479 00:32:08,136 --> 00:32:09,470 [GROANS] 480 00:32:09,971 --> 00:32:11,305 CARTER: Welcome. RYAN: What up? 481 00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:14,266 -Sorry about your costume getting lost. -It's all good. 482 00:32:14,434 --> 00:32:17,394 No, it's not. We don't get to be the Three Musketeers. 483 00:32:17,562 --> 00:32:21,231 You get to be Prince Charming and we're the two wimps in wigs. 484 00:32:26,404 --> 00:32:28,989 Take the cape off already. You look amazing. 485 00:32:29,157 --> 00:32:32,910 -I�m sorry, I�m just freaking out here. -Listen, it's gonna be okay. 486 00:32:33,078 --> 00:32:36,205 -Hurry up, it's almost 11 . -Carter, wait. 487 00:32:36,373 --> 00:32:38,957 Remember, I have to be back in the diner by 1 2, okay? 488 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:42,169 Okay, give me your cell phone. Come on, cell phone. 489 00:32:44,923 --> 00:32:49,468 Okay. All right, I�m going to set the alarm for a quarter to 1 2, okay? 490 00:32:49,636 --> 00:32:53,430 -Okay. -All right, there. Now, give me the cape. 491 00:32:53,598 --> 00:32:55,182 Come on, it's time. 492 00:32:56,101 --> 00:32:57,810 [PALMER & DUFF'S "THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE" PLAYS] 493 00:32:58,019 --> 00:33:00,104 [CHEERING] 494 00:33:14,411 --> 00:33:17,287 Sam, what are they all staring at? 495 00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:04,626 Love her dress. Hate her. 496 00:34:16,806 --> 00:34:19,475 Sam, don't worry, okay? 497 00:34:19,642 --> 00:34:25,314 Any guy would have to be completely insane not to like you, all right? 498 00:34:25,482 --> 00:34:28,359 I�m just gonna be standing right over here. Okay. 499 00:34:39,079 --> 00:34:41,747 TERRY: Do you know you're standing precisely... 500 00:34:41,915 --> 00:34:44,541 ...in the middle of the dance floor? 501 00:34:46,503 --> 00:34:50,923 Fate has brought us together right here at this anointed hour... 502 00:34:51,091 --> 00:34:53,342 ...under the shimmering disco ball. 503 00:34:55,178 --> 00:34:56,845 Terry. 504 00:34:57,263 --> 00:35:00,265 -Are you Nomad? -Nomad? 505 00:35:01,017 --> 00:35:06,146 Indeed. I have traveled through time and space to find you. 506 00:35:06,314 --> 00:35:08,524 Now join me in the mating dance of Zion. 507 00:35:15,198 --> 00:35:16,323 SAM: Terry, that's nice. 508 00:35:16,491 --> 00:35:19,243 [COOING] 509 00:35:19,911 --> 00:35:21,912 Hey, I know that girl from somewhere. 510 00:35:22,580 --> 00:35:24,665 Uh.... Uh.... 511 00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:29,253 -I�m thirsty. I gotta get some punch-- -Some libations for the fair maiden? 512 00:35:29,421 --> 00:35:31,588 Your wish is my command. 513 00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:39,930 I knew this was too good to be true. 514 00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:44,393 Princeton Girl? 515 00:35:50,859 --> 00:35:53,318 Austin Ames? 516 00:35:53,486 --> 00:35:57,322 -You're Nomad? -Yeah, I guess my costume doesn't do... 517 00:35:57,490 --> 00:36:02,077 -...a very good job at hiding who I am. -No, I know exactly who you are. 518 00:36:03,246 --> 00:36:06,623 I�m sorry. This was a really big mistake. I�ve gotta go. 519 00:36:09,336 --> 00:36:11,712 Wait. Wait. 520 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,964 Wait. It's not a mistake. 521 00:36:14,299 --> 00:36:19,595 -Don't you know who I am? -Of course I do. You're Princeton Girl. 522 00:36:19,763 --> 00:36:23,140 You're the girl I�ve been waiting to meet. I know who you are. 523 00:36:23,308 --> 00:36:24,892 What's your name? 524 00:36:25,060 --> 00:36:27,936 Your sweet libations, my lady. 525 00:36:28,104 --> 00:36:30,356 Mr. Anderson. 526 00:36:30,982 --> 00:36:37,029 Austin Ames with my lady. A devastating blow. 527 00:36:37,572 --> 00:36:39,948 Aworthy opponent. 528 00:36:45,622 --> 00:36:50,000 -What about your girlfriend? -It's over. 529 00:36:59,219 --> 00:37:02,638 I guess you were expecting some guy who hangs out at Starbucks... 530 00:37:02,806 --> 00:37:06,642 -...and writes poetry. -Something like that. 531 00:37:06,935 --> 00:37:09,478 Come on, you're Austin Ames. 532 00:37:09,646 --> 00:37:12,439 You're football captain and student body president. 533 00:37:12,774 --> 00:37:17,361 And closet poet? You can't be both guys. 534 00:37:17,529 --> 00:37:20,989 -I�m not. -Then who are you? 535 00:37:23,159 --> 00:37:25,828 On September 7th, I wrote you: 536 00:37:25,995 --> 00:37:30,457 "I live in a world full of people pretending to be something they're not. 537 00:37:30,625 --> 00:37:34,545 -But when I talk to you--" -"I�m the guy I wanna be." 538 00:37:35,338 --> 00:37:38,007 Give me a chance to be that guy. 539 00:37:38,508 --> 00:37:41,051 Do you want to join me for a stroll outside? 540 00:37:41,219 --> 00:37:44,722 lf you wanna be voted homecoming prince, you'd better stay inside. 541 00:37:44,889 --> 00:37:47,683 I really don't care about becoming homecoming prince. 542 00:38:05,368 --> 00:38:06,869 [CHUCKLES] 543 00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:12,624 AUSTIN: So, Princeton Girl, would you tell me who you are if I guessed it right? 544 00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:16,003 SAM: Maybe. -Maybe? 545 00:38:16,171 --> 00:38:18,964 -Well, how about we play 20 questions. SAM: How about 1 0. 546 00:38:19,132 --> 00:38:20,716 I�ll take what I can get. 547 00:38:23,636 --> 00:38:26,096 Okay, first question. 548 00:38:26,473 --> 00:38:29,391 You do actually go to North Valley High School, right? 549 00:38:29,559 --> 00:38:31,727 -Of course. -Look, I�m just checking. 550 00:38:31,895 --> 00:38:34,313 I mean, you never know with the Internet. 551 00:38:34,939 --> 00:38:37,149 Okay, next question. 552 00:38:39,110 --> 00:38:42,279 Were you disappointed when you found out that I was Nomad? 553 00:38:42,572 --> 00:38:47,409 -Be honest. -Surprisingly, no. 554 00:38:47,952 --> 00:38:50,704 Did you vote for me for student body president? 555 00:38:50,872 --> 00:38:54,041 -Surprisingly, yes. -Really? Hmm.... 556 00:38:55,585 --> 00:38:57,503 Okay, I got it. Given the choice... 557 00:38:57,671 --> 00:39:00,798 ...would you rather have a rice cake or a Big Mac? 558 00:39:00,965 --> 00:39:05,761 -A Big Mac. But what does that matter? -Well, I like a girl with a hearty appetite. 559 00:39:05,929 --> 00:39:09,431 And besides, you just eliminated about 50 percent of the girls in our class. 560 00:39:09,599 --> 00:39:11,475 [SAM GIGGLING] 561 00:39:16,606 --> 00:39:19,441 You'd think I�d remember those eyes. 562 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,444 You're so beautiful. 563 00:39:23,530 --> 00:39:24,988 Um.... 564 00:39:25,156 --> 00:39:27,408 Next question. 565 00:39:29,911 --> 00:39:31,120 What's up, girl? 566 00:39:31,287 --> 00:39:34,123 -What are you supposed to be? -A Three Musketeer. 567 00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:37,459 -You don't look like a candy bar. -Right. 568 00:39:37,627 --> 00:39:40,129 Look, now that you and Austin are toast... 569 00:39:40,463 --> 00:39:43,424 ...okay, why don't we have our own little party. 570 00:39:43,591 --> 00:39:46,635 -Back off, David. -Come on, Shelby. I know you like me. 571 00:39:46,803 --> 00:39:48,929 -No. Stop it. No. -I know-- I know it. 572 00:39:49,097 --> 00:39:50,806 -No, stop it. Stop. -Come on. 573 00:39:50,974 --> 00:39:54,309 The lady said, "Stop." 574 00:39:54,894 --> 00:39:56,311 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 575 00:39:56,479 --> 00:39:58,772 DAVID: Give me that! -Oh, God. 576 00:39:59,190 --> 00:40:01,483 I just saw your life flash before your eyes. 577 00:40:01,860 --> 00:40:07,156 Oh, yeah? Well, did you see the part where I run away? 578 00:40:13,288 --> 00:40:14,872 [STUDENTS SHRIEKING] 579 00:40:15,749 --> 00:40:18,500 -That was awesome. DAVID: Oh, you're dead, taco boy! 580 00:40:18,668 --> 00:40:20,502 CARTER: Ladies. 581 00:40:21,212 --> 00:40:26,675 DAVID: You're mine! CARTER: Move over, please. 582 00:40:27,677 --> 00:40:30,095 [CARTER SHRIEKING] 583 00:40:33,475 --> 00:40:34,975 [LAUGHS] 584 00:40:35,643 --> 00:40:37,353 -It's over, dude. -Oh, yeah? 585 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,147 -Yeah. -Well, I hate to tell you this, dude... 586 00:40:40,315 --> 00:40:43,067 ...but I starred in Pirates of Penzance three times. 587 00:40:43,443 --> 00:40:46,320 -Oh, yeah? -Say hello to Act 2, Scene 1 . 588 00:40:51,618 --> 00:40:52,659 [GROANS] 589 00:41:03,296 --> 00:41:04,672 SAM: wow. 590 00:41:04,839 --> 00:41:05,881 [AUSTIN CHUCKLING] 591 00:41:06,716 --> 00:41:10,010 AUSTIN: lf I ask you to dance, does that count as a question? 592 00:41:10,220 --> 00:41:12,721 There's no music. 593 00:41:13,348 --> 00:41:15,057 So? 594 00:41:17,602 --> 00:41:20,521 [SAM GIGGLING] 595 00:41:26,111 --> 00:41:29,029 [GUITAR PLAYING EDWIN McCAIN'S "I�LL BE"] 596 00:41:35,954 --> 00:41:39,164 [GIGGLING] 597 00:42:50,695 --> 00:42:53,197 All out of questions? 598 00:42:53,406 --> 00:42:55,991 Do you believe in love at first sight? 599 00:42:57,994 --> 00:42:59,370 I�ll let you know. 600 00:43:02,082 --> 00:43:05,876 -But I�ve seen you before? -Yes. 601 00:43:06,336 --> 00:43:10,714 Man. How could I have seen you before... 602 00:43:11,007 --> 00:43:12,675 ...and not know who you are now? 603 00:43:13,510 --> 00:43:17,179 Maybe you were looking, but you weren't really seeing. 604 00:43:18,098 --> 00:43:21,684 -You've got one more question left. -Okay. 605 00:43:24,813 --> 00:43:27,940 [CHUCKLING] 606 00:43:28,566 --> 00:43:30,734 Do you, Princeton Girl... 607 00:43:32,028 --> 00:43:35,531 ...feel like you made the right choice meeting me here tonight? 608 00:43:37,492 --> 00:43:39,284 I do. 609 00:43:40,161 --> 00:43:44,915 And do you, Austin Ames, ever wanna see me again after tonight? 610 00:43:47,210 --> 00:43:48,919 I�d have to think about that. 611 00:43:51,715 --> 00:43:53,549 Absolutely. 612 00:44:01,683 --> 00:44:03,475 [CELL PHONE BEEPING] 613 00:44:03,852 --> 00:44:05,060 SAM: Not now. 614 00:44:05,228 --> 00:44:07,563 -What? -I�ve gotta go. 615 00:44:07,772 --> 00:44:10,566 -You have a curfew or something? -Something like that. 616 00:44:10,734 --> 00:44:14,945 I�m sorry, but thank you. This has been the most amazing night. 617 00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:17,990 -Where are you going? -I�m late. 618 00:44:18,158 --> 00:44:21,410 -For what? -Reality. 619 00:44:32,589 --> 00:44:33,672 [MUSIC STOPS] 620 00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,300 I was right in the middle of a powerjam. 621 00:44:36,468 --> 00:44:39,678 -You totally harshed my mellow. -You'll get over it and live. 622 00:44:39,846 --> 00:44:43,891 Hello! It is almost midnight. 623 00:44:44,059 --> 00:44:47,978 And that means it's time to announce who we have selected.... 624 00:44:48,355 --> 00:44:50,773 DAVID: What's up? -Have you seen the girl I was with? 625 00:44:50,940 --> 00:44:53,108 No, I haven't seen her, but you missed it. 626 00:44:53,276 --> 00:44:55,277 I beat some kid's butt. It was crazy. 627 00:44:57,155 --> 00:44:59,448 WELLS: Now, the moment you've all been waiting for. 628 00:44:59,616 --> 00:45:03,118 -Carter? Carter. Carter, come on. -Your new North Valley High... 629 00:45:03,286 --> 00:45:05,329 ...homecoming prince and princess... 630 00:45:05,497 --> 00:45:09,291 -I�m gonna be late. -...are Prince Charming and Cinderella! 631 00:45:09,959 --> 00:45:12,795 It's you, bro. It's you. 632 00:45:14,631 --> 00:45:17,841 My dear, I must bid you adieu. I�m sorry. 633 00:45:18,009 --> 00:45:22,346 -A what? -I gotta go. I�m sorry. 634 00:45:22,889 --> 00:45:24,348 WELLS: Hurry up! 635 00:45:24,599 --> 00:45:25,641 [CROWD CHEERING] 636 00:45:25,809 --> 00:45:29,019 WELLS: Bravo! There he is, bravo! 637 00:45:29,187 --> 00:45:32,147 Looks like Cinderella is playing hard to get. 638 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,384 SAM: I almost kissed Austin Ames! 639 00:46:00,552 --> 00:46:03,303 CARTER: I totally, totally kissed Shelby Cummings! 640 00:46:03,471 --> 00:46:08,183 Wait, so, what--? What did he say when he found out that you were you? 641 00:46:09,310 --> 00:46:12,104 He didn't say, because he didn't find out. 642 00:46:12,272 --> 00:46:14,815 You didn't tell him? Why not? 643 00:46:14,983 --> 00:46:18,152 Carter, I live in an attic, okay? 644 00:46:18,319 --> 00:46:23,532 I drive a beat-up old car, and he's expecting Malibu Barbie. 645 00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:26,368 I�ll be doing him a favor if I just disappear. 646 00:46:27,037 --> 00:46:28,912 GABRIELLA: Shotgun. BRIANNA: I�m shotgun. 647 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,622 GABRIELLA: Get in. -Stop pulling. 648 00:46:30,790 --> 00:46:33,542 FIONA: Where are your crowns? Where are your prizes? 649 00:46:33,710 --> 00:46:37,129 -Winners get prizes. -We didn't win, Mom. 650 00:46:37,297 --> 00:46:39,923 Some girl stole it from us. 651 00:46:40,383 --> 00:46:44,928 I am very, very, very, very upset about this. 652 00:46:45,722 --> 00:46:50,184 -You don't look upset. -It's the Botox. 653 00:46:50,352 --> 00:46:53,062 I can't show emotion for another hour and a half. 654 00:46:53,229 --> 00:46:56,857 CARTER: I told you she wanted me bad. SAM: Carter, just drive. 655 00:47:02,197 --> 00:47:03,739 -Spam? -Spam? 656 00:47:05,075 --> 00:47:06,909 BRIANNA & GABRIELLA: Mom! 657 00:47:07,077 --> 00:47:10,204 -It's Sam! Over there. -Over there. 658 00:47:10,538 --> 00:47:14,333 Hi, Mrs. Montgomery. 659 00:47:18,088 --> 00:47:21,674 -Mom, she was there. She's in the car. BRIANNA: We saw her, Mom. 660 00:47:21,841 --> 00:47:25,386 That's ridiculous. She's working tonight. 661 00:47:25,553 --> 00:47:28,305 -She would never disobey me. -She was there. 662 00:47:28,473 --> 00:47:30,265 GABRIELLA: She was. BRIANNA: In the car. 663 00:47:30,433 --> 00:47:31,892 -I-- FIONA: Shut your cat face. 664 00:47:35,230 --> 00:47:37,564 SAM: Did they see me? -No, I don't think so... 665 00:47:37,732 --> 00:47:41,443 ...but the wannabe Olsen twins might have. 666 00:47:41,653 --> 00:47:44,405 [HONKING] 667 00:47:47,033 --> 00:47:50,327 I know you wanna take care of this car, but can you step on it? 668 00:47:50,829 --> 00:47:54,873 In case you haven't noticed, I�m already going 38 in a 35-mile zone, Sam... 669 00:47:55,041 --> 00:47:57,251 ...so can you just lay off, please? 670 00:47:58,169 --> 00:48:00,129 GABRIELLA: Come on, catch up to them. 671 00:48:00,296 --> 00:48:03,674 Will you speed up? We've got to beat Sam back to the diner. 672 00:48:03,842 --> 00:48:07,469 Shut up, girls. We'll be back at the diner soon enough. 673 00:48:07,637 --> 00:48:09,513 Soon enough isn't soon enough! 674 00:48:10,140 --> 00:48:12,599 What are you doing? Take your paw off the gas! 675 00:48:12,767 --> 00:48:14,476 I can't. It's stuck! 676 00:48:14,728 --> 00:48:17,062 [SCREAMING] 677 00:48:28,366 --> 00:48:30,534 SAM: Go, go. 678 00:48:30,952 --> 00:48:33,078 Carter, you could've totally made that light. 679 00:48:33,246 --> 00:48:38,625 FYI, Sam, yellow means slow down, okay? Not speed up. 680 00:48:38,793 --> 00:48:42,421 I need The Fast and the Furious, not Driving Miss Daisy. 681 00:48:42,589 --> 00:48:43,881 [TIRES SCREECHING] 682 00:48:44,090 --> 00:48:45,341 [FIONA SCREAMING] 683 00:48:45,508 --> 00:48:48,635 BRIANNA: We're gonna die! 684 00:48:50,138 --> 00:48:52,973 -Was that...? -Uh-huh. 685 00:48:57,228 --> 00:49:01,148 GABRIELLA: Mother, stop! -We're gonna die! 686 00:49:01,358 --> 00:49:02,775 [HONKING] 687 00:49:15,205 --> 00:49:19,041 Uh-oh. I think I need to use the litter box. 688 00:49:19,209 --> 00:49:23,379 GABRIELLA: Ew. -Oh, my God. My face is back. 689 00:49:23,713 --> 00:49:25,547 [JUKEBOX PLAYING MUSIC] 690 00:49:28,551 --> 00:49:31,553 -Ha! I told you she wasn't here. BRIANNA: No dope. 691 00:49:31,721 --> 00:49:34,348 -Where is Sam? -What do you mean, where is Sam? 692 00:49:34,516 --> 00:49:37,017 -Where do you think she is? -She better be here. 693 00:49:37,185 --> 00:49:41,271 Fiona, I was gonna talk to you about something that I really-- Fiona, wait! 694 00:49:41,523 --> 00:49:45,734 I want my breasts done. Where did you get those? 695 00:49:45,902 --> 00:49:48,278 San Diego. Excuse me. 696 00:49:48,446 --> 00:49:52,241 Did you notice how shiny the floors are since we switched to Mr. Clean? 697 00:49:52,742 --> 00:49:57,871 -What are you, a commercial? Click. ELEANOR: Oh, mommy, oh. 698 00:49:58,039 --> 00:50:01,000 Fiona, I�m so glad you're here, because.... 699 00:50:01,167 --> 00:50:04,920 The fish. Nemo is no more. Smell. 700 00:50:05,088 --> 00:50:08,424 -There is a tear in one of the booths. -We were gonna tell you. 701 00:50:08,591 --> 00:50:10,759 What am I supposed to do with a dead fish? 702 00:50:10,969 --> 00:50:12,011 [BABBLING] 703 00:50:12,178 --> 00:50:14,263 FIONA: Everyone, shut up! 704 00:50:14,764 --> 00:50:18,183 When I find her, I�m gonna wring her-- 705 00:50:18,351 --> 00:50:20,144 Order's up. 706 00:50:21,604 --> 00:50:26,442 -Sam. What are you doing back there? -Just working on my cooking skills. 707 00:50:27,610 --> 00:50:30,612 Yeah, I was teaching her to make pancakes with salmon. 708 00:50:30,780 --> 00:50:33,073 How was the dance, girls? 709 00:50:34,492 --> 00:50:37,786 You know, something stinks around here. 710 00:50:37,954 --> 00:50:40,456 And it's not the fish. 711 00:50:43,126 --> 00:50:46,628 You're gonna get it. Come on, girls. 712 00:50:55,221 --> 00:50:59,975 We made it, and not a scratch. 713 00:51:05,231 --> 00:51:07,983 FIONA: Girls, come on. GABRIELLA: You bit me, you dumb face. 714 00:51:08,151 --> 00:51:10,486 FIONA: Car smells like bad cheese. GABRIELLA: Ow! 715 00:51:16,826 --> 00:51:19,828 BRIANNA: Don't put your dirty paws all over me. 716 00:51:23,458 --> 00:51:25,334 [GASPING] 717 00:51:25,543 --> 00:51:27,336 What is he doing here? 718 00:51:34,761 --> 00:51:38,055 Tonight must be my lucky night. Okay. 719 00:51:38,223 --> 00:51:40,599 [SCREECHING] 720 00:51:44,604 --> 00:51:46,480 [SCREAMING] 721 00:51:57,534 --> 00:51:58,909 Mrs. Montgomery... 722 00:52:00,912 --> 00:52:03,163 ...your sign hit my... 723 00:52:03,832 --> 00:52:05,624 ...car. 724 00:52:07,085 --> 00:52:08,335 [MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER] 725 00:52:08,503 --> 00:52:11,380 ASTRID [OVER SPEAKER]: Here's your daily drought reminder: 726 00:52:11,548 --> 00:52:13,215 Only flush for number two. 727 00:52:13,383 --> 00:52:17,886 Austin Ames was crowned prince of the homecoming dance. 728 00:52:18,054 --> 00:52:21,140 Big shocker there. Didn't see that one coming. 729 00:52:21,307 --> 00:52:25,352 But the real mystery, though, is who was his princess? 730 00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:29,231 SAM: How long are you grounded for? CARTER: Well, how long is forever? 731 00:52:29,399 --> 00:52:32,067 -So you're not gonna tell Austin? -Come on, Carter. 732 00:52:32,235 --> 00:52:37,197 It's not like he'll pine for me. Trust me, he's forgotten all about Cinderella by now. 733 00:52:49,044 --> 00:52:51,754 CARTER: Yeah, he's obviously forgotten all about you. 734 00:52:57,093 --> 00:53:00,471 Dude, why are you going through all this trouble for one chick? 735 00:53:00,638 --> 00:53:04,683 Look, she's not just some chick, all right? She was real. 736 00:53:04,851 --> 00:53:08,395 -Real. Like, she still had her old nose. -No, real. 737 00:53:08,563 --> 00:53:11,357 A girl who has more on her mind than what she wears... 738 00:53:11,524 --> 00:53:13,609 ...or how much weight she wants to lose. 739 00:53:13,777 --> 00:53:15,778 -She listens to me. DAVID: Listens to you? 740 00:53:15,945 --> 00:53:19,865 Hey, brother, I listen to you, okay? I feel your pai-- 741 00:53:20,325 --> 00:53:24,620 -Hello, kitty. -Yeah, you're a great listener. 742 00:53:24,788 --> 00:53:27,122 -Well-- -Look, man, you found her cell phone. 743 00:53:27,290 --> 00:53:30,501 -You just gotta get some clue from that. -The phone's locked. 744 00:53:30,669 --> 00:53:34,171 I keep getting messages like, "I need you," and, "Come see me now." 745 00:53:34,339 --> 00:53:37,341 -Oh, dude, it's so hot. -See, that's what I thought. 746 00:53:37,967 --> 00:53:40,594 Until I got one that said, "Come fix fryer." 747 00:53:40,762 --> 00:53:43,514 Oh, dude, that's hot and kinky, baby. 748 00:53:43,682 --> 00:53:47,643 You know what I�m saying? Can I get one? Let me get a pound, baby. 749 00:53:48,812 --> 00:53:51,647 He's looking for you everywhere. Tell him it was you. 750 00:53:51,815 --> 00:53:54,525 Isn't it better to cling to what might've been... 751 00:53:54,693 --> 00:53:57,111 ...instead of ruining everything with reality? 752 00:53:57,278 --> 00:53:59,863 -You can't hide from him forever. -Not forever. 753 00:54:00,031 --> 00:54:03,784 Just until graduation, when I leave this place and never see him again. 754 00:54:03,952 --> 00:54:07,788 Okay, so, what about you, Zorro? When are you gonna tell Shelby? 755 00:54:07,956 --> 00:54:11,542 Well, I�ve been thinking about doing just that, as a matter of fact. 756 00:54:11,710 --> 00:54:16,964 Right. Okay, so the day you tell Shelby it was you, I�ll tell Austin it was me. 757 00:54:17,132 --> 00:54:19,550 -Deal. -Deal. 758 00:54:19,718 --> 00:54:21,885 Look in the yearbook again. 759 00:54:22,053 --> 00:54:24,513 Maybe she's foreign exchange. That's hot. 760 00:54:24,681 --> 00:54:28,183 Totally. That's, like-- That's, like, le hot. 761 00:54:28,351 --> 00:54:32,479 Look, there's no way I missed her. I mean, we had a connection. 762 00:54:40,530 --> 00:54:43,532 -Thanks. CARTER: Jeez, are you okay? 763 00:54:53,376 --> 00:54:56,587 GABRIELLA: Keep your legs straight. Straighter, straighter. 764 00:54:56,755 --> 00:55:02,176 What are you doing? Brianna! After the flip, it's the butterfly rollover. 765 00:55:02,344 --> 00:55:04,470 -No, it's not. It's mermaid plunge! -Yes! 766 00:55:04,637 --> 00:55:08,223 Oh, my God. I cannot wait for my solo career! 767 00:55:08,391 --> 00:55:10,726 When are we going solo? 768 00:55:10,894 --> 00:55:15,439 He was so mysterious, but really obvious at the same time. 769 00:55:15,607 --> 00:55:21,904 I mean, kind of dangerous, but very safe. And wild, but tame. 770 00:55:22,739 --> 00:55:25,157 GIRL: I�m gonna go change. 771 00:55:25,450 --> 00:55:28,243 I cannot believe you're gonna tell Shelby it was you. 772 00:55:28,453 --> 00:55:33,624 Sam, once she realizes that she's found her Zorro, okay, she'll be thrilled. 773 00:55:33,792 --> 00:55:38,128 -Now, watch and learn. -Good luck. 774 00:55:38,296 --> 00:55:42,257 -And, oh, my God, when I kissed him, l-- -Enough already. 775 00:55:43,134 --> 00:55:48,055 Madison, I think somebody's got a green monster on their back called Mr. Jealousy. 776 00:55:48,223 --> 00:55:53,769 -Shelby, baby, what's up? -And you are? 777 00:55:53,978 --> 00:55:55,854 [CHUCKLING] 778 00:55:56,022 --> 00:56:01,235 Yeah. Allow me to refresh your memory. 779 00:56:02,779 --> 00:56:07,282 -Zorro. -You mean zero. 780 00:56:07,450 --> 00:56:09,660 -Who is he? -That's Carter Farrell. 781 00:56:09,828 --> 00:56:12,162 He's the guy you cheat off of in Algebra ll. 782 00:56:12,622 --> 00:56:14,957 The freak who hums show tunes? 783 00:56:21,256 --> 00:56:22,673 BRIANNA: I�m in front. -Quit it. 784 00:56:22,841 --> 00:56:24,091 BRIANNA: Sorry. 785 00:56:24,259 --> 00:56:26,301 GABRIELLA: Let me in the front. -Listen. 786 00:56:26,469 --> 00:56:30,806 Last night I had a very bad cold, and I drank a whole bottle of Ny Quil. 787 00:56:30,974 --> 00:56:36,603 -I just wasn't myself. -But I thought we had, like, a connection. 788 00:56:37,230 --> 00:56:40,816 Okay. We don't have anything. 789 00:56:40,984 --> 00:56:44,987 We are from completely different classes of human. 790 00:56:45,155 --> 00:56:48,115 Let's go back to our usual lives, where we only mingle... 791 00:56:48,283 --> 00:56:51,660 ...when I copy you in Algebra II, okay? 792 00:56:53,538 --> 00:56:55,581 -"Okay?" GABRIELLA: We didn't rehearse it! 793 00:56:55,749 --> 00:56:57,249 [SCREAMING] 794 00:56:58,418 --> 00:57:00,753 [GIRLS LAUGHING] 795 00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,005 BRIANNA: Was that good? 796 00:57:04,799 --> 00:57:08,218 [WATER SLOSHING] 797 00:57:08,386 --> 00:57:09,636 You all right? 798 00:57:09,804 --> 00:57:13,891 lf she thinks she's still cheating off me, she's crazy. 799 00:57:14,059 --> 00:57:16,352 AUSTIN: I don't know about this. RYAN: Come on. 800 00:57:16,770 --> 00:57:19,063 -Just trust us. -We asked every girl... 801 00:57:19,230 --> 00:57:22,524 ...if they were with you at the dance. These said yes. 802 00:57:22,692 --> 00:57:27,279 -Oh, no. No, no, no. -Austin! Introduce me on the cell phone. 803 00:57:27,530 --> 00:57:30,199 -Guys, come on. -Sit down here. 804 00:57:30,367 --> 00:57:31,408 [GAME SHOW TUNE PLAYING] 805 00:57:31,576 --> 00:57:34,036 Okay! Austin Ames! 806 00:57:34,371 --> 00:57:37,956 Let's bring out bachelorette number one! 807 00:57:38,124 --> 00:57:41,877 She's a transfer from Woodland Hills, enjoys collecting puka shells... 808 00:57:42,045 --> 00:57:44,755 ...long walks on the beach and getting tubed. 809 00:57:44,923 --> 00:57:46,590 Pleased to meet you, Missy! 810 00:57:47,342 --> 00:57:50,344 -What's up, Austin? -Thanks for coming, Missy. 811 00:57:51,096 --> 00:57:54,098 -See you, dude. -You're dead. 812 00:57:54,265 --> 00:57:58,560 Okay, okay, let's bring out bachelorette number two! 813 00:57:58,728 --> 00:58:01,230 This little filly's into barbells... 814 00:58:01,398 --> 00:58:06,527 ...World War II and protein shakes. Here's Helga. 815 00:58:06,945 --> 00:58:08,737 Thank you. 816 00:58:09,572 --> 00:58:11,615 You are so dead. 817 00:58:11,866 --> 00:58:17,871 -Okay, okay, next up is-- -Enough, enough. Guys, come on. 818 00:58:19,124 --> 00:58:23,460 Look, you're beautiful, okay? But I�m not your prince. 819 00:58:23,628 --> 00:58:25,754 You'll meet him someday, but it's not me. 820 00:58:26,006 --> 00:58:27,589 BACHELORETTE: Thanks, Austin. 821 00:58:27,757 --> 00:58:31,385 -Uh-oh. Late entry. -David, you stop it right now. 822 00:58:31,553 --> 00:58:34,555 You're a bad boy, and that is a terrible shirt. 823 00:58:35,598 --> 00:58:38,058 Everybody, back to your class. 824 00:58:38,226 --> 00:58:40,019 Hi, Ryan. 825 00:58:40,270 --> 00:58:42,021 GIRL: That's not fair! 826 00:58:47,193 --> 00:58:53,032 Don't want that, don't want that, don't want that, don't want that. 827 00:58:54,325 --> 00:58:55,826 FIONA: Oh.... 828 00:59:05,337 --> 00:59:09,506 Accepted? Oh, this won't do. 829 00:59:12,552 --> 00:59:16,430 -Hey. Anything in the mail for me? -Oh, actually... 830 00:59:16,598 --> 00:59:19,975 ...there's a personalized letter here from Ed McMahon... 831 00:59:20,143 --> 00:59:23,020 ...saying you just won a million dollars. 832 00:59:23,188 --> 00:59:24,313 [LAUGHING] 833 00:59:24,481 --> 00:59:27,232 Don't spend it all in one place. 834 00:59:32,781 --> 00:59:35,157 Oh.... 835 00:59:38,161 --> 00:59:42,289 AUSTIN: I need to know who you are. I can't take my mind off you. 836 00:59:42,832 --> 00:59:44,833 Please tell me who you are. 837 00:59:50,757 --> 00:59:52,675 SAM: Okay. 838 00:59:54,094 --> 00:59:58,389 -My name is-- BRIANNA: Sam! 839 00:59:58,556 --> 01:00:02,810 -You missed the "Do Not Disturb" sign. -No, I saw it. 840 01:00:02,977 --> 01:00:06,021 So you almost done with my report? It's due Friday. 841 01:00:06,189 --> 01:00:08,649 -I�m working on it. -Well, hurry up. 842 01:00:08,983 --> 01:00:11,193 It makes me nervous to have to wait for it. 843 01:00:11,528 --> 01:00:14,947 imagine how nervous you'd be if you actually had to write it. 844 01:00:16,199 --> 01:00:18,367 My God, you're right. 845 01:00:18,535 --> 01:00:22,371 So this time, could you try to make it sound more like me? 846 01:00:22,539 --> 01:00:25,916 I�m so sick of having to explain why I sound so smart on paper... 847 01:00:26,084 --> 01:00:29,336 ...and so not smart not on paper. 848 01:00:29,879 --> 01:00:33,382 FIONA: Sam? Can you come downstairs? -I�ll be right there. 849 01:00:33,675 --> 01:00:35,676 Now! 850 01:00:39,222 --> 01:00:41,432 I�ll be right back. 851 01:00:41,975 --> 01:00:43,726 Hurry up. 852 01:00:51,276 --> 01:00:53,527 Huh-huh.... 853 01:00:57,115 --> 01:01:01,744 Huh.... Who the heck is Nomad? 854 01:01:05,373 --> 01:01:08,917 "Cinderella, are you not talking to me because you freaked... 855 01:01:09,085 --> 01:01:11,170 ...when you found out I�m... 856 01:01:11,838 --> 01:01:14,757 ...Austin Ames?" 857 01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:19,011 Sam is Cinderella? 858 01:01:24,809 --> 01:01:29,605 AUSTIN: Wow. I got in. AMES: Austin! 859 01:01:29,773 --> 01:01:32,608 -Austin. -What? 860 01:01:34,861 --> 01:01:36,820 What's going on? 861 01:01:37,072 --> 01:01:38,906 Nothing. 862 01:01:39,866 --> 01:01:44,078 Let me guess. You're thinking, "Is USC really the right choice for me?" 863 01:01:44,245 --> 01:01:47,498 Well, yeah. I�ve been thinking a lot about this and-- 864 01:01:47,665 --> 01:01:53,087 Don't worry about it. You're making the right choice, all right? 865 01:01:55,465 --> 01:01:57,132 [CAR BRAKES SQUEAKING] 866 01:01:57,634 --> 01:01:59,301 Okay. 867 01:01:59,469 --> 01:02:03,722 It's me, Austin. It's Cinderella, from the dance. 868 01:02:03,890 --> 01:02:07,267 Oh, you found me. 869 01:02:07,811 --> 01:02:09,645 Oh, no. 870 01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:14,274 "You see, Austin, I live in this world--" 871 01:02:14,442 --> 01:02:18,612 Full of people pretending to be something they're not. 872 01:02:18,780 --> 01:02:22,533 -Pretending-- -"I miss you. I don't want--" 873 01:02:22,701 --> 01:02:24,368 AUSTIN: I got it. 874 01:02:27,122 --> 01:02:29,707 -How are you doing? -Good. 875 01:02:32,961 --> 01:02:37,006 -Regular wash? -No, more like the royal treatment. 876 01:02:37,173 --> 01:02:40,634 I mean, that's what Cinderella would want. 877 01:02:41,177 --> 01:02:43,721 -What did you just say? -I�m her, Austin. 878 01:02:43,888 --> 01:02:46,890 I�m Cinderella, your dream girl. 879 01:02:47,058 --> 01:02:51,020 -You see, I live in a world full of-- GABRIELLA: You. 880 01:02:51,187 --> 01:02:54,106 What are you doing here? 881 01:02:54,858 --> 01:02:59,069 I�m Cinderella, coming to meet my prince. 882 01:02:59,571 --> 01:03:02,656 That's a little hard, considering I�m Cinderella. 883 01:03:02,824 --> 01:03:05,951 I mean, I�m the most "Cinderelly" Cinderella there ever was. 884 01:03:06,119 --> 01:03:09,204 Ladies, ladies, ladies. Look, I can settle this, all right? 885 01:03:09,372 --> 01:03:13,709 The girl that I met at the dance, she dropped something on her way out. 886 01:03:14,502 --> 01:03:17,838 -What was it? -Oh, that's easy. 887 01:03:18,006 --> 01:03:20,341 -A wallet. -No. 888 01:03:20,884 --> 01:03:25,596 -I meant a wallet-purse. -No. 889 01:03:25,764 --> 01:03:28,807 Oh. A fish. 890 01:03:29,517 --> 01:03:31,560 -A fish? -It was the first thing... 891 01:03:31,728 --> 01:03:35,230 ...that popped into my head. You said, "wallet-purse." What's that? 892 01:03:35,398 --> 01:03:38,442 -Austin? AUSTIN: Well. 893 01:03:40,153 --> 01:03:42,905 Look what you did. See? You always ruin everything. 894 01:03:43,073 --> 01:03:45,741 I was supposed to be Cinderella. I�m the oldest. 895 01:03:45,909 --> 01:03:52,081 By a minute and 26 seconds. And you never let me forget it! 896 01:03:55,669 --> 01:03:58,962 -Well, maybe this will help you remember. BRIANNA: No. 897 01:03:59,130 --> 01:04:00,756 GABRIELLA: Come here! 898 01:04:01,007 --> 01:04:02,049 [BRIANNA SCREAMS] 899 01:04:02,217 --> 01:04:04,134 You're dead. I�m gonna kill you! 900 01:04:04,302 --> 01:04:05,344 [BRIANNA SCREAMS] 901 01:04:10,058 --> 01:04:11,767 Bri? 902 01:04:15,814 --> 01:04:18,774 Oh, I�m gonna kill you! Get off! 903 01:04:19,943 --> 01:04:25,030 -That's what you get for stealing my idea! GIRL: Hey, Dad, isn't that our car? 904 01:04:25,198 --> 01:04:26,407 [GIRL GIGGLING] 905 01:04:26,616 --> 01:04:29,284 GABRIELLA: I hate you! BRIANNA: I hate you! 906 01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:33,789 [SCREAMING] 907 01:04:40,130 --> 01:04:42,131 -Oh, no! -Not the-- 908 01:04:42,298 --> 01:04:44,008 -Hot wax! -Hot wax! 909 01:04:44,592 --> 01:04:45,884 [SCREAMING] 910 01:04:46,052 --> 01:04:49,138 [BUZZING] 911 01:05:02,736 --> 01:05:06,613 [JOSH KELLY'S "TO MAKE YOU FEEL MY LOVE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKER] 912 01:05:07,282 --> 01:05:09,158 [BELL RINGING] 913 01:05:11,411 --> 01:05:14,621 [REGISTER CLICKING AND DINGING] 914 01:05:15,832 --> 01:05:18,042 MAN: Thank you. Have a good night. 915 01:05:21,338 --> 01:05:24,173 ELEANOR: Bobby, can I get two BLT's? BOBBY: It's coming. 916 01:05:26,051 --> 01:05:27,801 [MOUTHING] That's him. 917 01:05:28,011 --> 01:05:31,847 -[MOUTHS] That's good. Go over. -No. 918 01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:33,766 [ELEANOR CLEARS THROAT] 919 01:05:44,235 --> 01:05:46,028 Hey. 920 01:05:46,529 --> 01:05:48,489 Can I get you something? 921 01:05:49,949 --> 01:05:51,992 Do you know what bugs me? 922 01:05:53,244 --> 01:05:56,872 -People taking your order? -No. 923 01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:59,208 Taking people's orders. 924 01:05:59,376 --> 01:06:03,879 -Why would you do that? -You don't know my dad. 925 01:06:04,047 --> 01:06:09,051 Ugh. Sushi and doughnuts? Who does that? 926 01:06:10,136 --> 01:06:14,098 -I�ll take a coffee. Thank you. MAN: Excuse me, miss? 927 01:06:16,768 --> 01:06:20,062 Do you ever feel like if you show someone who you really are... 928 01:06:20,230 --> 01:06:22,064 ...they won't accept you? 929 01:06:22,732 --> 01:06:25,401 Yeah. I do. 930 01:06:25,985 --> 01:06:29,446 Like being yourself isn't good enough. 931 01:06:30,573 --> 01:06:33,617 -Right. -Like you're wearing a mask. 932 01:06:35,078 --> 01:06:36,537 That's exactly how I feel. 933 01:06:38,623 --> 01:06:42,418 You just wanna be honest with this person and tell them, "It's me. 934 01:06:43,211 --> 01:06:45,629 I�m the one that you've been looking for." 935 01:06:45,797 --> 01:06:47,756 Yeah. 936 01:06:48,717 --> 01:06:50,592 Austin... 937 01:06:52,137 --> 01:06:53,595 -...I�m-- FIONA: Sam! 938 01:06:55,306 --> 01:06:57,307 -One second. -No, now. 939 01:06:59,769 --> 01:07:02,104 No, it's cool, I gotta bounce. 940 01:07:06,443 --> 01:07:07,943 Oh, great, thank you so much. 941 01:07:08,111 --> 01:07:09,153 Oh. 942 01:07:10,780 --> 01:07:13,073 Thank you very much, Sam. 943 01:07:16,077 --> 01:07:17,619 You're welcome. 944 01:07:17,787 --> 01:07:21,123 ASTRID [OVER SPEAKER]: Bonjour, Fighting Frogs. Here's your daily reminder: 945 01:07:21,291 --> 01:07:25,252 Don't hose your lawn, your car, or anybody else, for that matter. 946 01:07:25,545 --> 01:07:28,297 And remember, tickets for the big game go on sale.... 947 01:07:28,465 --> 01:07:34,011 And then she told us that she was going to try to steal... 948 01:07:34,179 --> 01:07:37,306 ...Austin away from you if that was the last thing she did. 949 01:07:38,308 --> 01:07:42,102 Our stepsister has always been jealous of you. 950 01:07:44,481 --> 01:07:45,773 Go on. 951 01:07:45,940 --> 01:07:49,651 Well, that's when she invented this whole Cinderella plot. 952 01:07:50,070 --> 01:07:52,321 She got a hold of Austin's e-mail address... 953 01:07:52,489 --> 01:07:55,324 ...and that's when she started the whole affair. 954 01:07:55,492 --> 01:07:59,953 We wanted to tell you sooner, but she threatened to kill us. 955 01:08:00,121 --> 01:08:02,456 She's such a monster. 956 01:08:03,917 --> 01:08:07,461 Look, if you don't believe us, look at the e-mails. 957 01:08:07,837 --> 01:08:12,633 She goes by Princeton Girl 81 8, but her real name is Sam Montgomery. 958 01:08:12,967 --> 01:08:14,677 And we're Brianna and Gabriella. 959 01:08:15,428 --> 01:08:16,762 Ow. 960 01:08:18,181 --> 01:08:22,810 So that little boyfriend stealer thinks she can pull a fast one on me? 961 01:08:23,186 --> 01:08:26,230 Well, we'll just see about that. 962 01:08:34,114 --> 01:08:38,200 Austin was really late today and asked me if you'd read this announcement. 963 01:08:42,497 --> 01:08:43,747 "Cinderella... 964 01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:49,461 ...if you're listening, your prince wants to rendezvous with you after the pep rally." 965 01:08:50,005 --> 01:08:53,382 Nothing like a pep rally to warm up our prince. 966 01:08:55,802 --> 01:08:58,303 [BELL RINGING] 967 01:09:04,144 --> 01:09:07,521 Carter! I talked to him. And not as Cinderella. 968 01:09:07,689 --> 01:09:10,899 I talked to him as me, Sam, and he didn't hate me. 969 01:09:11,067 --> 01:09:13,027 So you told him everything? 970 01:09:13,194 --> 01:09:16,280 No, not everything. Not the part about me being Cinderella. 971 01:09:16,448 --> 01:09:20,409 But I�m gonna go tell him right after the pep rally. You coming, cowboy? 972 01:09:21,327 --> 01:09:24,538 -So you think I look like a real cowboy? -Sure. 973 01:09:25,749 --> 01:09:28,459 [CROWD CHEERING] 974 01:09:54,110 --> 01:09:56,945 -Who we gonna beat? ALL: The Lancers! 975 01:09:57,113 --> 01:09:59,281 -And when we gonna beat them? -Friday! 976 01:09:59,449 --> 01:10:02,117 Good news. I just got off the phone with Hank Cole. 977 01:10:02,285 --> 01:10:06,246 You play well on Friday, and your future is set at USC football. 978 01:10:07,624 --> 01:10:09,291 That's great, Dad. 979 01:10:10,460 --> 01:10:12,753 And who's gonna lead us to victory? 980 01:10:12,921 --> 01:10:15,339 ALL: Austin! BERG: I can't hear you! 981 01:10:15,507 --> 01:10:17,841 -Kill the Lancers! ALL: Austin! 982 01:10:18,343 --> 01:10:19,385 Yay! 983 01:10:22,180 --> 01:10:26,016 The cheerleaders have put together a skit to help get us in the spirit. 984 01:10:29,562 --> 01:10:31,230 BOY: I love you, Shelby! 985 01:10:31,398 --> 01:10:32,731 Thank you. 986 01:10:33,191 --> 01:10:37,486 "Once upon a time, there was a big, strong Fighting Frog. 987 01:10:38,279 --> 01:10:43,283 He had a beautiful girlfriend, and his dad owned the biggest pond in all the land. 988 01:10:44,285 --> 01:10:46,286 But he still wasn't happy. 989 01:10:46,496 --> 01:10:49,081 ALL: Aw.... 990 01:10:49,332 --> 01:10:52,501 lf only he can find a princess, then she could kiss him... 991 01:10:52,669 --> 01:10:56,547 ...turn him into a prince, and they would run away together. 992 01:10:56,756 --> 01:10:59,008 [LAUGHING] 993 01:11:00,343 --> 01:11:04,513 One night, after the slimy frog ditches his super-hot... 994 01:11:04,681 --> 01:11:08,350 ...senior-poll-most-popular girlfriend, he meets his princess." 995 01:11:08,518 --> 01:11:10,019 BRIANNA: Your highness. 996 01:11:12,856 --> 01:11:16,692 SHELBY: "Alas, it turned out that our frog not only had a secret identity... 997 01:11:16,860 --> 01:11:22,531 ...but also had a secret e-mail relationship with a pen pal named Princeton Girl." 998 01:11:23,366 --> 01:11:24,700 This isn't good. 999 01:11:24,868 --> 01:11:28,203 Dear Princeton Girl, I can't wait till we finally get to meet. 1000 01:11:28,371 --> 01:11:30,873 You're the only one who understands the real me. 1001 01:11:31,041 --> 01:11:33,417 The man who doesn't want to play USC football. 1002 01:11:33,585 --> 01:11:36,879 But who wants to be at Princeton, with you. 1003 01:11:37,213 --> 01:11:40,674 -What are they talking about? -Nothing. 1004 01:11:40,842 --> 01:11:45,721 Dear Nomad, I want you to know who I am, but I�m scared! 1005 01:11:46,598 --> 01:11:48,807 I�m scared that you'll reject me. 1006 01:11:48,975 --> 01:11:53,187 And I�ve never had a real kiss before. 1007 01:11:54,522 --> 01:11:57,399 -I can't believe they're reading my e-mails. CARTER: Let's go. 1008 01:11:57,567 --> 01:11:59,360 But our princess had a secret too. 1009 01:11:59,527 --> 01:12:05,240 She wasn't royalty at all, but a geek, a loser, a servant girl. 1010 01:12:08,620 --> 01:12:10,245 [SCREAMS] 1011 01:12:10,914 --> 01:12:12,414 Yeah! 1012 01:12:12,707 --> 01:12:14,792 Any ideas about this? 1013 01:12:15,210 --> 01:12:16,251 [CHUCKLING] 1014 01:12:17,253 --> 01:12:19,922 SHELBY: And who, may you ask, is this imposter? 1015 01:12:20,090 --> 01:12:25,928 Give it up for the pretend princess, diner girl, Sam Montgomery! 1016 01:12:31,768 --> 01:12:36,772 Diner girl! Diner girl! Diner girl! Diner girl! 1017 01:12:36,981 --> 01:12:43,362 [STUDENTS CHANTING] 1018 01:12:43,530 --> 01:12:45,489 CARTER: Come on. 1019 01:13:06,344 --> 01:13:07,386 [KNOCKING] 1020 01:13:07,554 --> 01:13:10,681 FIONA: Sam! -Go away! 1021 01:13:11,391 --> 01:13:15,477 But, Sam, you've got a letter from Princeton. 1022 01:13:22,819 --> 01:13:24,653 What does it say? 1023 01:13:31,870 --> 01:13:33,162 I didn't get in. 1024 01:13:34,539 --> 01:13:37,499 Oh, no! 1025 01:13:38,501 --> 01:13:41,128 And you studied so hard. 1026 01:13:41,504 --> 01:13:44,089 I can't believe I actually thought I had a chance. 1027 01:13:44,257 --> 01:13:47,176 Sam, I�m heartbroken. 1028 01:13:47,552 --> 01:13:50,637 Life can be so unfair. 1029 01:13:51,639 --> 01:13:53,891 Well, just look at the bright side. 1030 01:13:54,434 --> 01:13:58,020 You have a job at the diner for the rest of your life. 1031 01:14:00,857 --> 01:14:02,858 You want a cookie? 1032 01:14:05,904 --> 01:14:08,697 Mm. They're so moist. 1033 01:15:20,979 --> 01:15:24,273 People like her don't belong in our world, Austin. 1034 01:16:06,983 --> 01:16:08,942 Sam, what are you doing? 1035 01:16:09,819 --> 01:16:12,321 I�m trying to get these floors clean. 1036 01:16:14,199 --> 01:16:16,367 RHONDA: Come on, sweetie, get up. 1037 01:16:17,285 --> 01:16:19,953 What I meant is, what are you doing with your life? 1038 01:16:20,288 --> 01:16:24,333 I�m diner girl. I�m doing what diner girls do, Rhonda. 1039 01:16:24,501 --> 01:16:28,712 Baby, what's gotten into you? You don't even realize how blessed you are. 1040 01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:32,758 Look, you've got a whole family behind you. 1041 01:16:34,344 --> 01:16:36,178 We have faith in you. 1042 01:16:36,346 --> 01:16:38,305 And you gotta have faith in yourself. 1043 01:16:59,911 --> 01:17:01,328 Mother! 1044 01:17:01,496 --> 01:17:04,832 -Sam just ruined your wall. FIONA: What? 1045 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:09,211 Yes, you did. Well, that's gonna come out of your paycheck. 1046 01:17:11,089 --> 01:17:13,590 And cover up those stupid words. 1047 01:17:14,050 --> 01:17:18,846 "Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game." 1048 01:17:20,056 --> 01:17:23,892 All right. I�m going off to get some more lipo. 1049 01:17:24,060 --> 01:17:27,521 Come on, girls. Sam, I need you to clean the pool tonight. 1050 01:17:27,897 --> 01:17:29,732 No. 1051 01:17:34,863 --> 01:17:36,572 Excuse me? 1052 01:17:36,740 --> 01:17:39,908 You heard me. I quit. 1053 01:17:40,076 --> 01:17:44,747 I quit this job. I quit your family. And I�m moving out. 1054 01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:48,834 [LAUGHING] 1055 01:17:49,002 --> 01:17:52,087 Oh, and where are you gonna live? 1056 01:17:52,422 --> 01:17:54,131 With me. 1057 01:17:56,718 --> 01:17:58,844 You can't just walk out on me. 1058 01:17:59,095 --> 01:18:00,346 You know what, Fiona? 1059 01:18:00,513 --> 01:18:03,390 You can mess with your hair, your nose and your face... 1060 01:18:03,558 --> 01:18:05,893 ...and you can even mess with my dad's diner. 1061 01:18:06,269 --> 01:18:08,437 But you're through messing with me. 1062 01:18:09,939 --> 01:18:11,273 Wait up, Sam. 1063 01:18:11,441 --> 01:18:15,319 You take one more step, and you're fired. 1064 01:18:15,487 --> 01:18:19,281 Oh, no, that won't be necessary, because I quit too. And you know what? 1065 01:18:19,449 --> 01:18:24,620 The only reason why I put up with you all these years is because of that girl. 1066 01:18:24,996 --> 01:18:28,957 Now that she's free of you, nothing is stopping me from kicking your butt. 1067 01:18:29,292 --> 01:18:33,253 Come on, no. Not my face. It's much newer than the girls. Go for the girls! 1068 01:18:33,421 --> 01:18:36,298 GABRIELLA: Mom! -Rhonda? Rhonda! 1069 01:18:36,466 --> 01:18:38,509 She's not even worth it. 1070 01:18:39,552 --> 01:18:40,594 [SCREAMS] 1071 01:18:41,721 --> 01:18:44,306 -You're right. -You know what? I quit too. 1072 01:18:44,557 --> 01:18:48,352 Me too. Hey, Rhonda. Eleanor. Hold up, I need a ride. 1073 01:18:48,812 --> 01:18:50,437 See you. 1074 01:18:52,315 --> 01:18:53,857 Well.... 1075 01:18:54,859 --> 01:18:56,443 See you. 1076 01:18:58,905 --> 01:19:00,781 Send me a bill. 1077 01:19:04,452 --> 01:19:06,954 Fiona actually thought you were gonna slug her. 1078 01:19:07,122 --> 01:19:08,997 I was gonna do more than that. 1079 01:19:09,165 --> 01:19:11,583 I had no idea that you were that tough. 1080 01:19:12,544 --> 01:19:15,045 Yeah, but I always knew that you were. 1081 01:19:16,965 --> 01:19:18,465 Rhonda... 1082 01:19:20,510 --> 01:19:22,678 ...are you sure that this is okay? 1083 01:19:22,846 --> 01:19:25,889 Sam, I wouldn't have it any other way. 1084 01:19:32,063 --> 01:19:35,065 I haven't felt this much at home in such a long time. 1085 01:19:35,483 --> 01:19:37,985 I�m sure, compared to the Addams Family. 1086 01:19:41,656 --> 01:19:44,867 -What's on your mind? -I gotta do something tonight. 1087 01:19:45,035 --> 01:19:47,369 Don't wait up for me, okay? 1088 01:19:49,372 --> 01:19:51,331 ANNOUNCER [OVER SPEAKER]: Welcome to the game... 1089 01:19:51,499 --> 01:19:55,502 ...between the South Bay Lancers and the North Valley Fighting Frogs! 1090 01:19:59,174 --> 01:20:04,636 Big welcome to all returning alumni to tonight's 38th annual homecoming game! 1091 01:20:08,391 --> 01:20:10,893 PLAYER 1 : Check it! PLAYER 2: Chick at 3 o'clock! 1092 01:20:12,187 --> 01:20:15,647 PLAYER 3: Hey, diner girl! PLAYER 1 : What's she doing in here? 1093 01:20:17,734 --> 01:20:19,902 [PLAYER 4 WHISTLING] 1094 01:20:22,405 --> 01:20:24,239 PLAYER 1 : What are you doing in here? 1095 01:20:24,407 --> 01:20:26,075 Sam. 1096 01:20:26,534 --> 01:20:29,411 -Okay, I know you think I�m just some-- -Coward? Phony? 1097 01:20:29,579 --> 01:20:31,914 -Okay, just listen. -No, you listen. 1098 01:20:32,123 --> 01:20:34,917 You turned out to be exactly who I thought you were. 1099 01:20:35,085 --> 01:20:38,462 I never pretended to be somebody else. It's been me all along. 1100 01:20:38,630 --> 01:20:41,632 And it was me who was hurt in front of everybody. 1101 01:20:42,425 --> 01:20:46,428 Look, I didn't come here to yell at you, okay? 1102 01:20:46,596 --> 01:20:50,849 I came to tell you I know what it feels like to be afraid to show who you are. 1103 01:20:51,017 --> 01:20:52,810 I was. But I�m not anymore. 1104 01:20:52,977 --> 01:20:56,105 And the thing is, I don't care what people think about me... 1105 01:20:56,272 --> 01:21:00,317 ...because I believe in myself. And I know that things are gonna be okay. 1106 01:21:00,485 --> 01:21:04,655 But even though I have no family and no job and no money for college... 1107 01:21:04,823 --> 01:21:07,157 ...it's you that I feel sorry for. 1108 01:21:07,742 --> 01:21:11,161 -Heads up. Yo, five minutes. -I�m coming. 1109 01:21:12,539 --> 01:21:16,625 I know that guy that sent those e-mails is somewhere down inside of you. 1110 01:21:16,793 --> 01:21:19,044 But I can't wait for him... 1111 01:21:19,337 --> 01:21:22,965 ...because waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. 1112 01:21:23,133 --> 01:21:25,592 Useless and disappointing. 1113 01:21:29,431 --> 01:21:31,140 AUSTIN: Sam. 1114 01:21:31,641 --> 01:21:35,352 [PLAYERS SHOUTING] 1115 01:21:43,069 --> 01:21:45,195 CARTER: Sam. SAM: Hey. What are you doing here? 1116 01:21:45,363 --> 01:21:47,197 CARTER: Rhonda told me where you might be. 1117 01:21:47,365 --> 01:21:49,992 I thought you could use a friend. Come here. 1118 01:21:51,828 --> 01:21:55,164 Sam, I�m so proud of you. You did-- 1119 01:21:55,331 --> 01:21:58,917 Your stepmom and Austin, all in one day. How do you feel? 1120 01:21:59,085 --> 01:22:03,005 I�ll let you know when I can catch my breath. Let's do something tonight. 1121 01:22:03,173 --> 01:22:07,760 Well, I was actually thinking about going to the game... 1122 01:22:07,927 --> 01:22:10,512 ...but I understand if you don't wanna do that. 1123 01:22:11,348 --> 01:22:12,848 No, I�ll go. 1124 01:22:13,475 --> 01:22:15,517 Really? You'll go to the game? 1125 01:22:16,019 --> 01:22:19,396 Yeah. I can handle it now. It'll be our first and last. 1126 01:22:19,564 --> 01:22:22,858 And besides, if I don't go, who else is gonna explain the game to you? 1127 01:22:23,026 --> 01:22:24,651 Yeah. 1128 01:22:25,862 --> 01:22:29,198 SAM: I like what you're wearing. What character are you today? 1129 01:22:29,366 --> 01:22:32,701 CARTER: Myself. -I think it's your best look. 1130 01:22:32,869 --> 01:22:34,244 CARTER: Thank you. 1131 01:22:35,705 --> 01:22:38,999 ANNOUNCER: Come on, everybody. Weren't they great? Let's hear it for them. 1132 01:22:39,167 --> 01:22:41,126 Let's give our cheerleaders a big hand. 1133 01:22:41,294 --> 01:22:42,836 -Make some noise. -Yeah. 1134 01:22:43,004 --> 01:22:48,050 Austin and I are almost back together. It isn't official or anything, but it's on. 1135 01:22:48,218 --> 01:22:49,635 SAM: Sorry, guys. CARTER: Sorry. 1136 01:22:49,803 --> 01:22:54,014 ANNOUNCER: Okay, everybody. Get ready. Here they come! 1137 01:22:54,182 --> 01:22:55,432 I�m glad you came, Sam. 1138 01:22:55,600 --> 01:23:01,230 ANNOUNCER: The defending regional champions, your Fighting Frogs! 1139 01:23:02,273 --> 01:23:03,315 Whoo! 1140 01:23:04,651 --> 01:23:09,822 [MARCHING BAND PLAYING] 1141 01:23:12,283 --> 01:23:14,827 ANNOUNCER: Both the Lancers and the Frogs enter the game... 1142 01:23:14,994 --> 01:23:17,538 ...tied for the lead in the conference standings. 1143 01:23:17,706 --> 01:23:20,499 The winner of tonight's game will advance to the playoffs... 1144 01:23:20,667 --> 01:23:22,918 ...for the state championship. 1145 01:23:24,713 --> 01:23:26,255 Austin. 1146 01:23:27,215 --> 01:23:30,551 Austin. All right, buddy. This is the big one, all right? 1147 01:23:30,719 --> 01:23:32,970 You stay focused and win it. 1148 01:23:33,138 --> 01:23:35,597 -Everyone is counting on you. All right? MAN: Andy! 1149 01:23:35,765 --> 01:23:38,559 Hey, Chuck! How you doing, pal? 1150 01:23:38,768 --> 01:23:40,728 [CHEERLEADERS CHEERING] 1151 01:23:40,895 --> 01:23:43,939 PLAYER 5: Let's do it again! One more time. 1152 01:23:47,944 --> 01:24:05,878 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1153 01:24:07,547 --> 01:24:11,842 Down, set, 28 guarding, 28 guarding! 1154 01:24:13,136 --> 01:24:14,803 Hike! 1155 01:24:18,975 --> 01:24:20,225 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1156 01:24:20,393 --> 01:24:23,312 ANNOUNCER: The clock is stopped with nine seconds left in the game. 1157 01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:28,192 -The Frogs need one touchdown to win. -I love football! I love football! 1158 01:24:28,401 --> 01:24:31,737 Whoo! I love football! Whoo! 1159 01:24:33,448 --> 01:24:39,036 CROWD [CHANTING]: Austin! Austin! Austin! Austin! Austin! 1160 01:24:39,204 --> 01:24:43,540 [CHANTING] 1161 01:24:49,923 --> 01:24:55,135 Carter, I thought that I could handle this, but I really can't. I�m gonna go. 1162 01:25:01,267 --> 01:25:04,311 You know what? I�ll tell you how it ends, okay? 1163 01:25:04,479 --> 01:25:05,854 Okay. 1164 01:25:06,773 --> 01:25:08,982 -Come on! -Do it, baby! 1165 01:25:21,121 --> 01:25:24,790 This is the one. This is the one, Austin. This is the one. 1166 01:25:33,550 --> 01:25:36,760 -Sorry, boys. AMES: Where are you going? 1167 01:25:37,387 --> 01:25:38,721 What's he--? What is he--? 1168 01:25:43,393 --> 01:25:44,518 What's the problem? 1169 01:25:44,686 --> 01:25:47,062 -Whoa! What are you doing? -I�m out of here. 1170 01:25:47,605 --> 01:25:50,441 What? You're throwing away your dream! 1171 01:25:50,900 --> 01:25:53,402 No, Dad. I�m throwing away yours. 1172 01:25:55,780 --> 01:25:58,198 It's your game now. Go get them. 1173 01:26:02,078 --> 01:26:05,748 ANNOUNCER: Substituting For Ames is number 23, Ryan Henson. 1174 01:26:06,082 --> 01:26:09,084 -Austin! -Austin! Get back here! 1175 01:26:20,597 --> 01:26:22,890 Austin, what are you doing? 1176 01:26:23,558 --> 01:26:25,768 Something I should've done a long time ago. 1177 01:26:30,648 --> 01:26:33,817 [CROWD CHEERING] 1178 01:26:49,167 --> 01:26:51,960 [THUNDER RUMBLES] 1179 01:26:55,173 --> 01:26:57,383 Sorry I waited for the rain. 1180 01:26:57,842 --> 01:26:59,385 It's okay. 1181 01:27:02,722 --> 01:27:03,972 No! 1182 01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:07,476 Oh, my God. 1183 01:27:19,906 --> 01:27:21,782 [SCREAMING] 1184 01:27:22,742 --> 01:27:27,204 ANNOUNCER: Touchdown! The Fighting Frogs won. They've done it. 1185 01:27:27,539 --> 01:27:31,709 Oh, my.... You gotta love high school. 1186 01:27:42,679 --> 01:27:44,388 SAM: So we won the big game that day. 1187 01:27:44,556 --> 01:27:47,141 But what I remember most was I got my prince. 1188 01:27:47,308 --> 01:27:49,309 And a really bad cold. 1189 01:27:51,062 --> 01:27:54,481 After that, it was like everything fell into place. 1190 01:28:09,539 --> 01:28:13,834 My dad was right. The fairy tale book did contain something important. 1191 01:28:19,591 --> 01:28:22,217 RHONDA: Take this one and take the two cars in the front. 1192 01:28:22,385 --> 01:28:25,054 I can pay for those parking tickets! 1193 01:28:26,222 --> 01:28:28,223 Actually, I�m selling your cars, Fiona. 1194 01:28:28,391 --> 01:28:30,642 -For college tuition money. -What? 1195 01:28:30,810 --> 01:28:33,228 What gives you the idea you can sell our cars? 1196 01:28:33,438 --> 01:28:36,857 -She owns them. -Exactly. I own them. 1197 01:28:37,025 --> 01:28:40,903 I�m the county district attorney. Have you ever seen this before? 1198 01:28:41,071 --> 01:28:43,364 I�ve never seen that before. 1199 01:28:44,449 --> 01:28:47,159 Isn't this your signature on the witness line? 1200 01:28:48,244 --> 01:28:51,622 I have never seen my husband's hidden will before. 1201 01:28:53,249 --> 01:28:56,460 I�m afraid you're gonna have to come downtown with me, ma'am. 1202 01:28:59,047 --> 01:29:04,468 SAM: That will stated that the house, the diner and everything belonged to me. 1203 01:29:05,887 --> 01:29:10,599 It turned out my stepsisters knew where Fiona had filed my real acceptance letter. 1204 01:29:10,767 --> 01:29:12,267 GABRIELLA: I got it! 1205 01:29:14,646 --> 01:29:17,856 SAM: My dad's diner was restored to its former glory. 1206 01:29:20,735 --> 01:29:22,945 And my stepmother made a deal with the DA. 1207 01:29:23,113 --> 01:29:26,615 She's working off her debt to society at Hal's... 1208 01:29:27,367 --> 01:29:30,285 ...under the watchful eye of my new partner. 1209 01:29:38,253 --> 01:29:41,755 And my stepsisters? They finally put their teamwork to good use. 1210 01:29:41,923 --> 01:29:44,341 [SCREAMING] 1211 01:29:48,513 --> 01:29:53,267 SAM: Austin's dad finally came around and got off his Trojan horse. 1212 01:29:55,353 --> 01:29:57,646 Things even cleared up for Carter. 1213 01:30:00,650 --> 01:30:04,319 Anything is possible if you just believe. 1214 01:30:04,821 --> 01:30:07,197 SAM: He ended up filming a commercial. 1215 01:30:08,324 --> 01:30:11,035 And in addition to landing that commercial... 1216 01:30:12,037 --> 01:30:14,455 ...Carter also landed the girl. 1217 01:30:22,547 --> 01:30:25,549 The San Fernando Valley was clear and beautiful... 1218 01:30:25,717 --> 01:30:28,385 ...the way it only is after a big rainstorm. 1219 01:30:31,056 --> 01:30:34,850 As for Austin and me, well, I finally got my cell phone back. 1220 01:30:35,018 --> 01:30:39,188 We wound up going to Princeton together and lived happily ever after. 1221 01:30:40,565 --> 01:30:44,026 At least for now. Hey, I�m only a freshman. 1222 01:35:07,248 --> 01:35:09,249 [ENGLISH - US - SDH]