1 00:00:00,934 --> 00:00:03,003 (SKATEBOARD ROLLING) 2 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:12,679 (♫ CALM MUSIC) 3 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,257 (KISSING) 4 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:31,330 (CLEARS THROAT) 5 00:00:31,331 --> 00:00:34,299 Yo, come on, step up. 6 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:36,101 - You're opening the gate for me like a gentleman. 7 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:38,470 You want me to walk through and thank you 8 00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:40,439 so you can impress her. 9 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:41,940 It's okay. I'm not impaired 10 00:00:41,941 --> 00:00:43,208 and you're probably not a gentleman 11 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:44,410 so just… (LAUGHS) 12 00:00:44,411 --> 00:00:46,079 - Yo, you got a problem or somethin'? 13 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,081 - With a con artist like you? 14 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:50,416 Plenty. 15 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:51,683 What are you, 22? 16 00:00:51,684 --> 00:00:54,520 It's 3:00, you should be in college or working. 17 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:56,055 Obviously neither. 18 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,823 Probably don't use protection, do you? 19 00:00:57,824 --> 00:01:00,492 You'll knock her up, provide zero child support, 20 00:01:00,493 --> 00:01:02,227 financially or emotionally. 21 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,762 You're just with her to get your rocks off 22 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:06,098 using her vagina for your prick's pleasure 23 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:07,900 (LAUGHS) while she fakes an orgasm 24 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,435 just so you'll stick around. 25 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:12,337 Meanwhile, you're too timid to ask that he orally please you 26 00:01:12,338 --> 00:01:14,773 because having your needs met is not a consideration, right? 27 00:01:14,774 --> 00:01:17,142 - Yo, you better shut your mouth and keep it moving. 28 00:01:17,143 --> 00:01:18,677 Cause real talk, you don't know me and… 29 00:01:18,678 --> 00:01:20,646 - You're gonna assault me, huh? 30 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:21,713 That's the way to end an argument? 31 00:01:21,714 --> 00:01:23,248 - Lady, lady, lady. 32 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:24,450 First of all, hold up, you don't even know him, okay? 33 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:25,951 Luther has a job. 34 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:27,686 He works nights, that's why we're out here right now. 35 00:01:27,687 --> 00:01:29,354 Matter of fact, he works at the Fullway up the block. 36 00:01:29,355 --> 00:01:31,657 He's a security guard, so he's a good dude. 37 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:32,791 - And I know how to use my tongue 38 00:01:32,792 --> 00:01:35,327 like a goddamn electric eel. 39 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:36,396 Word. 40 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:38,498 - Oh. 41 00:01:39,732 --> 00:01:41,266 I'm sorry. 42 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:44,036 Sometimes I say things that I really shouldn't and… 43 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:45,504 - Bounce. 44 00:01:45,505 --> 00:01:48,040 - Just because he's a security guard, 45 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,875 doesn't mean that he's an appropriate companion. 46 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:51,977 I mean, half the security guards in New York 47 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:53,179 have a criminal record. 48 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:56,082 Have you told her about your past? 49 00:01:58,685 --> 00:01:59,985 - Luther? 50 00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:01,687 - Yo, this bitch is fucking crazy, man! 51 00:02:01,688 --> 00:02:03,122 - What do you mean she's crazy? 52 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,456 - Why are we even standing here talking about… 53 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:05,291 - It's evident! 54 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,092 He's no match for you. 55 00:02:07,093 --> 00:02:09,728 You probably have a high school degree 56 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:12,164 and you're going to community college. 57 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:13,633 Nursing is your goal, right? 58 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:15,701 - How did you know that? 59 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:17,870 - Because 25 years of being a social worker, 60 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:20,205 I see patterns. 61 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:21,141 Yeah. 62 00:02:21,142 --> 00:02:22,475 And I know you can do better. 63 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:25,177 You have a tight window that's open right now 64 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:28,080 where you can actually find a really great guy. 65 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,916 Find somebody that has similar goals that you do, 66 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:33,485 not some guy who's gonna spray his sperm around town 67 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:36,421 and leave you with a baby and a big bag of bye bye 68 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:38,323 and that window will slam shut 69 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:41,593 and all that will be left are perverts and man-boys 70 00:02:41,594 --> 00:02:43,729 and disappointments that will make this good dude 71 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:46,398 who's trying to fuck you in public look like a priest. 72 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:47,966 - Hey, yo, bitch, I'm bout to slap all the shit outta you 73 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:48,801 - No, no, no! 74 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,435 (SHOUTING) 75 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:52,571 - What do you mean? 76 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:53,572 Fuck you, bitch! 77 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:54,541 And fuck you too. 78 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:57,209 - What do you mean, fuck me? 79 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:58,777 What is wrong with you, lady? 80 00:02:58,778 --> 00:02:59,646 - Typical. 81 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,146 - But now he's gone! 82 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:05,717 - Oh no, I just didn't want you to be alone like I am 83 00:03:05,718 --> 00:03:07,253 all these years. 84 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:09,189 Sorry! 85 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:13,259 Shit. 86 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:16,529 (♫ CALM MUSIC) 87 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:23,536 (KISSES) 88 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:38,218 (CHATTERING) 89 00:04:08,014 --> 00:04:10,149 (SIRENS) 90 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:14,047 (PHONE RINGING) 91 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:18,551 (CHATTERING) 92 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:31,163 - [BOY] He's insane in the banana brain! 93 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:35,133 - Tell me where the delicious banana brain cereal is hidden 94 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:38,236 or else the girl gets milked. 95 00:05:38,237 --> 00:05:40,105 (LAUGHS) 96 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:40,940 - No, please. 97 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:42,075 I just got this dress. 98 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:45,244 - Only bananas. 99 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:48,614 Only bananas… 100 00:05:51,451 --> 00:05:55,620 Only bananas get milked in the morning. 101 00:05:55,621 --> 00:05:56,723 - Cut, cut, cut! 102 00:05:57,790 --> 00:05:58,924 - Friggin' amateur. 103 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:01,460 You wanna borrow my training bra? 104 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:03,463 - You blow that line one more time… 105 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:06,499 (GRUNTS) I'll turn you into an altar boy. 106 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,602 - Don't treat the kid like that. 107 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:12,537 - Why didn't you charge him, shout your line, 108 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,806 and whack his fruity (MUMBLES) brains out? 109 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:15,742 Huh? 110 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:17,008 Answer me, you little brat. 111 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:19,478 Why didn't you do that? 112 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:21,213 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 113 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,714 Hey, hey, I got it, I got it, Mitch. 114 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:23,949 I got it, I got it. 115 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:25,584 - Fix it, Marty, or I'm gonna fix him. 116 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:26,618 - Okay, he's fixed. 117 00:06:26,619 --> 00:06:27,719 Okay, see you. 118 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:28,521 I get it, man. 119 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:29,688 Sometimes it feels … 120 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,523 like no one's ever satisfied with you, huh? 121 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:35,894 like claiming "You don't appreciate all the sacrifices 122 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,930 You only care about yourself, you don't care about me." 123 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:41,133 So what's gonna happen, right? 124 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:42,834 You, me, you end up feeling so crappy 125 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:44,269 that you do whatever you can to make them happy, 126 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:45,204 become their servant. 127 00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:46,139 You forget that you have a life. 128 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,039 It'll drive you… 129 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:50,243 ducking goat nuts. 130 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:54,312 Okay, I bet you hate math, right? 131 00:06:54,313 --> 00:06:55,781 Of course. 132 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:58,283 Well, you see that guy over there with the mustache? 133 00:06:58,284 --> 00:06:59,218 Like looking away? 134 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:00,685 Looks a funny man, right? 135 00:07:00,686 --> 00:07:02,087 Well, you don't like that guy. 136 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,856 He is a kid-hating, homework overloading, 137 00:07:04,857 --> 00:07:07,092 call you out in the middle of class 138 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,694 when he knows you don't know the answer math teacher. 139 00:07:09,695 --> 00:07:11,196 I'm talking about the kind of math 140 00:07:11,197 --> 00:07:13,398 where they tell you letters or numbers, it makes no sense! 141 00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:15,000 Max, take a stand. 142 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:16,568 Pick up that spoon, this is your time. 143 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:17,803 Do it for the kids. 144 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:18,904 Do it for the kids all over the world. 145 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:20,639 Tell that fun-robbing hate monster 146 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:24,509 what time the bananas get milked around here! 147 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:25,545 Go, my boy! 148 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:30,415 - Only bananas get milked in the morning! 149 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:32,552 (SHOUTS) 150 00:07:37,056 --> 00:07:37,957 - Fuck. 151 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,298 (KNOCKING) 152 00:07:47,366 --> 00:07:48,967 - I have gun! 153 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:50,035 Gun. 154 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:51,204 Gun to shoot. 155 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,772 Go away. 156 00:07:53,773 --> 00:07:58,343 - Mrs. Gonzalez, I'm Judith Weiss, from the social services. 157 00:07:58,344 --> 00:08:00,912 If you want to continue to receive state assistance, 158 00:08:00,913 --> 00:08:04,483 you must allow me to conduct a home inspection. 159 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:05,384 - Oh. 160 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,688 (LAUGHS) Without the welfare, I have no home. 161 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:10,922 Come in, come in, por favor. 162 00:08:10,923 --> 00:08:13,225 - Thank you, thank you, Mrs. Gonzalez. 163 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,161 Oh, actually cold in here. 164 00:08:16,362 --> 00:08:17,930 How many children do you have? 165 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:19,899 - I… 166 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,069 Three? 167 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:27,572 - On your welfare papers, it says that you have five. 168 00:08:27,573 --> 00:08:28,574 Five children. 169 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:32,978 Do you want to reapply for welfare? 170 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:34,379 - No, no. 171 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:39,017 Use each of the penny for five children. 172 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:39,919 - Okay. 173 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:44,289 Does Mr. Gonzalez provide any assistance? 174 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:47,325 - No hear or see him in over a year, so no. 175 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:50,596 - Can you prove to me that you have five children? 176 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,532 Right? 177 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,333 - Yes! 178 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:55,167 - Somehow? 179 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:58,904 - They are playing with the neighbors. 180 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:00,071 I will bring them to you. 181 00:09:00,072 --> 00:09:01,206 - Oh, that's really not necessary. 182 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,074 You can show me their clothes or their diapers. 183 00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:04,376 - No, keep her company, okay? 184 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:08,346 I'll be right back. 185 00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:12,351 Vamos, vamos, vamos. 186 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:14,253 See? 187 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,956 These are my five children. 188 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:22,929 - I see. 189 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,429 Alright, so what is your name? 190 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:25,331 - Chan Sook. 191 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:29,768 - Juanita Chan Sook Gonzalez. 192 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:31,603 - Juanita Chan Sook. 193 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:32,572 Okay. 194 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:34,272 And you must be Paco. 195 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:35,174 - Trey. 196 00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:38,244 (LAUGHS) 197 00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:45,484 (♫ UPBEAT MUSIC) 198 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:52,091 - Idea! 199 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,026 Talk to me. 200 00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:55,928 Please. 201 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:56,796 We'll call it… 202 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,832 Squirtgurt. 203 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:01,734 Togurt. 204 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:02,568 Twurt. 205 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:03,869 Do we have Twister? 206 00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:06,272 Twist in the Mouth. 207 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:09,074 No good, moving on. 208 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:11,443 If you whist, you whist. 209 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,446 Tort. 210 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,982 The yogurt that gives you warts, right? 211 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:22,154 God, why do we need another fucking yogurt, right? 212 00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:26,558 I'll kill you! 213 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:27,693 Killgurt. 214 00:10:29,161 --> 00:10:31,731 I'm melting, I'm melting! 215 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:35,668 - Marty, you killed it. 216 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:38,204 Nailed it. 217 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:39,471 Marty, you saved the shoot, 218 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,206 the client thinks you're a rock star. 219 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:44,242 - Unbelievable how you get inside the psychographics 220 00:10:44,243 --> 00:10:45,977 of a preteen demo. 221 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,380 You must have the mind of an advanced 10 year old. 222 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,582 - Shut the fuck up, you're just jealous. 223 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:53,518 Marty, you have just proven yourself worthy of advance. 224 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:55,887 - Regardless of your bipolar record. 225 00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:58,790 - We are shifting you to a new demographic, 226 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,693 the constipated young adult. 227 00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:02,928 - The adult market? 228 00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:04,763 Constipated adult? 229 00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:06,364 I can go with that. 230 00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:07,966 I mean, it's a start, right, why not? 231 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,567 Everyone gets constipated once or twice. 232 00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:10,536 I had an enema once. 233 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:11,836 But wait, I got it. 234 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,071 How about "Life is full of it 235 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:15,507 but that doesn't mean you should be." 236 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,843 - [SUMMER] Marty, girlfriend on line one. 237 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,312 - Don't be too literal here. 238 00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:23,848 Midway Investments is the client. 239 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,818 They're financial, not medical. 240 00:11:26,919 --> 00:11:29,888 I lovingly ascribe the term constipated 241 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:32,323 to this particular crop currently turning 30 242 00:11:32,324 --> 00:11:36,928 because they can't seem to get off the proverbial pot 243 00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:37,930 of their childhood. 244 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:41,133 They have careers, they have money, 245 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,768 but for whatever reason they seem to lack 246 00:11:43,769 --> 00:11:46,938 the emotional maturity to let go of their past 247 00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:49,642 and put stock in their futures. 248 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:51,544 Literally. 249 00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:54,112 - Really good. 250 00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:55,647 - [SUMMER] Marty, mom on line two. 251 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,882 - I'm in a very important meeting, thank you, yep. 252 00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:59,217 Yeah, listening, yeah. 253 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,885 Very attently here. 254 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,988 - It's because they got too many trophies 255 00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:06,057 and awards and medals for nothing. 256 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,392 - Yeah, for sitting on the pot. 257 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,526 - Exactly. 258 00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:10,195 For being a big bunch of babies. 259 00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,663 (LAUGHS) 260 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:15,367 - So you can see why we think you're a natural for this. 261 00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:20,138 10:00 a.m. tomorrow, be in our meeting 262 00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:21,639 to meet the Midway client. 263 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:25,010 We want you to be the one to tell the constipated adult 264 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,180 it's time to become a confident adult. 265 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:35,553 (PHONE CHIMES) 266 00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:37,757 - No, I said I'd be home after work. 267 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:41,360 (PHONE CHIMES) 268 00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,433 Hey baby, I was just about to call. 269 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,368 - So why didn't you? 270 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:50,635 - Mom? 271 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:51,604 - I left a message at your office. 272 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,571 What could be more important 273 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,739 than your mother's life at risk? 274 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,009 - Wait, Mom, hold on. 275 00:12:57,843 --> 00:12:58,878 I'll call you right back. 276 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,913 - Marty, where the hell are you? 277 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,181 Move it! 278 00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:04,449 We have to be at the restaurant at seven. 279 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,384 I need a glass of wine now. 280 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:07,952 So pick up a bottle and not a cheap one. 281 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,555 See you on time, assuming you love me. 282 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:11,723 You understand? 283 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:12,625 Bye. 284 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:15,927 - [MARTY] Mom, are you okay? 285 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:16,961 - I'm fine. 286 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:17,797 Don't worry. 287 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,631 - Don't worry? 288 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:19,664 What the hell? 289 00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:20,899 What happened? 290 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,301 - It was a typical young man blowing off steam. 291 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:26,337 I said a few things I probably shouldn't have, you know. 292 00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:28,239 One woman had to hold him back… 293 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,341 - Held him back, holy shit, Mom. 294 00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:33,244 What did I tell you about mouthing off to the wrong people? 295 00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:34,913 - I know. 296 00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,848 Lately I just feel so unsettled. 297 00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,383 - God, Mom. 298 00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:40,752 Just don't act out. 299 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,388 - Well, I'm really worried because I… 300 00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:44,923 I did another stupid thing at work. 301 00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:49,995 I let a woman make false claims on her paperwork. 302 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:53,232 I screw up everything. 303 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:56,234 All I make is mistakes. 304 00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:57,069 - Come on, Mom. 305 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,303 You made me. 306 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,004 - And I never see you. 307 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:03,474 You live in sunny California and you never come here. 308 00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:06,445 - Well, I'm planning on coming to New York soon. 309 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,514 - You promise? 310 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,714 - I don't know. 311 00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:12,217 You know, when I do, we're gonna have some… 312 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,451 We're gonna have a great time 313 00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:16,754 and check out some of those edgy galleries 314 00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:18,623 off the beaten path you like, you know? 315 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:19,858 And then you'll forget all about 316 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,493 these risky little mistakes, okay? 317 00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:23,395 - Okay. 318 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:26,130 - $55.95. 319 00:14:26,131 --> 00:14:27,131 - Fuck. 320 00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:27,967 - What, what, what, what? 321 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:28,801 Are you okay? 322 00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:30,034 - Yeah. 323 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,537 Everything's great. 324 00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:34,539 How long do you think this is gonna take? 325 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,107 Because some big stuff came up at work tonight 326 00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:37,809 and I just gotta get… 327 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,377 - Stop, stop, Marty. 328 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,612 This is important, okay? 329 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,914 I need you to be nice, especially to Ray, 330 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,249 because all of his blogs are 331 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,385 about the major retailer buyers, okay? 332 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,854 And he might do a write up on my line, remember? 333 00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:50,890 Good, okay, so… 334 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:53,992 (LAUGHS) He thinks your commercials are funny too, 335 00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:56,294 so they're gonna be encouraging, right? 336 00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:57,129 Right? 337 00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:58,063 - Absolutely. 338 00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:58,898 - Promise? - Yes. 339 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,231 - How perfect, honey. 340 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,733 (LAUGHS) 341 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,736 - Well, you know, I heard you know who is wearing Gucci 342 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,571 to the Oscars. 343 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,405 - Oh gosh. 344 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,172 - How perfect. 345 00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:10,341 (LAUGHS) 346 00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:12,210 - I'd never wear Gucci. 347 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:17,283 I mean, who wears Gucci anyway? 348 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,052 - How can I convince you to come down to my studio 349 00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:23,721 and see my lingerie line? 350 00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:28,726 - Oh, I'd really love to, Miss Lydia, just love it. 351 00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:32,664 (KISSES) But I'm just so overbooked. 352 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,132 Don't you have a website I can glance? 353 00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,067 - Well, the website, it's coming. 354 00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,435 - You ain't got no website? 355 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,736 - No, but it's coming. 356 00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:39,971 - On the way. 357 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:41,239 - Yeah, we're just still in production. 358 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,241 We're trying to get that off the ground. 359 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:44,475 - It's off, it's off. 360 00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:46,010 - (LAUGHS) Yeah. 361 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:47,712 But you know what, Ray, I know if you blog about me. 362 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:51,215 Listen to me, if you blog about me, I will get orders. 363 00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:52,884 - Raise the play, raise the play. 364 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,118 - Raise the play. 365 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,020 He always says that, I think it's so funny. 366 00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:56,922 - Raise the play. 367 00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,190 Raise the play. 368 00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:00,192 - Oh, perfect, honey, I like that. 369 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,126 Would I blog to that one. 370 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,162 - Alright, so let's celebrate that. 371 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:05,797 Okay, no, champagne. 372 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:06,732 Let's do champagne. 373 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,700 - Oh, that would be perfect. 374 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:13,237 You should manufacture your lingerie in Cambodia. 375 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:14,073 - Really? 376 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,473 - Everyone's there. 377 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:20,211 It's so inexpensive, fascinating culture, it's perfect. 378 00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:22,080 - Cambodia is slave labor. 379 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,748 Is that what makes it fascinating culture, 380 00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:26,218 kids working in a factory all day for two bucks? 381 00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:30,189 - How perfect. 382 00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,501 - I don't feel loved by you, Marty. 383 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:46,170 You don't respect my friends, you eye on the women, 384 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,307 you don't take me on vacations, and you lie all the time! 385 00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:51,175 And you never let me watch my favorite TV shows. 386 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:54,612 Marty only cares about Marty! 387 00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:55,847 - Are you kidding? 388 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,216 That's not true! 389 00:16:58,217 --> 00:17:00,318 I mean, who funded the startup cost 390 00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:01,819 for your lingerie company? 391 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:05,123 I spent $12,000 showing you how much I believe in you. 392 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:07,693 - Oh my god, Marty, that was just a loan! 393 00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:11,863 - So this is how you pay me back? 394 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,331 By just walking out on me? 395 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,266 I mean, you turn a thank you into fuck you 396 00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:17,769 with 50% interest! 397 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,904 - That's the problem, Marty. 398 00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,472 You loaned me money, you didn't give it to me 399 00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,574 because you didn't believe in me. 400 00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:26,010 I believed in you! 401 00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:27,879 I thought you were different. 402 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,515 But all you love is being loved or needed, 403 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:32,550 whatever you think love is. 404 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:33,851 Just move. 405 00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:36,021 (SMACKS) 406 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:41,025 (DOORBELL RINGS) 407 00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:41,927 - Back already? 408 00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:47,766 I'll kiss but I don't know about making up. 409 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:49,934 - Well, if you want a kiss, 410 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,202 you're gonna have to invite me in first. 411 00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:52,104 - Rawl? 412 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,172 Rawl! 413 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:55,307 - I've returned in body and soul. 414 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,009 - Oh my god, man. 415 00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,611 I haven't seen your ass in like nine years. 416 00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:02,213 - And no matter how nicely you ask me, 417 00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:04,115 I'm not gonna let you see it. 418 00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:05,650 - Check this out, man. 419 00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:10,322 I saved all your postcards from Peking to Pittsburgh. 420 00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:12,356 Come on, come on, man. 421 00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:14,459 - Walked around the world. 422 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:17,729 Sung where Caesar spoke, danced where Attila the Hun hid. 423 00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:20,265 Dined where Jesus last ate. 424 00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:23,135 Now it is time for me to rest. 425 00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:27,071 - Well, your ass is resting on a goose down designer sofa, 426 00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:30,074 so rest up, I gotta get some work done. 427 00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:32,578 (♫ CALM MUSIC) 428 00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:38,650 (DEEP BREATHING) 429 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:51,597 Amazing. 430 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:57,870 You got no home, no cash, nothing. 431 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:01,907 And you're so together. 432 00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:05,544 - Peace is knowing you're just a part. 433 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:12,851 - Just a part, huh? 434 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,421 - Marty, my nomadic life of nine years has led me 435 00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:20,092 on a journey, a future path. 436 00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,327 Along the way, I've met many craftmakers 437 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,496 whose gifts are golden 438 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,965 yet they sell for pennies and their family ends up broke 439 00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,767 and continues to suffer. 440 00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:32,203 What I want to do is sell their gifts to the West 441 00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:33,571 through an importation business. 442 00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:35,006 I've looked into it 443 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,341 and it's gonna cost 10,000 American dollars to get started. 444 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,544 I don't have any family I can borrow from 445 00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,046 or friends I can draw from. 446 00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:46,118 Marty, would you lend me that money? 447 00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:49,588 (LAUGHS) 448 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:52,257 - Are you serious? 449 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,729 - Rawl, man, this is our MSW, not ATM. 450 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,600 - Is that a yes? 451 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:05,370 - Up his ass. 452 00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:16,347 - So where is this creative director 453 00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,250 with his finger on the pulse? 454 00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:20,018 - Oh, with you. 455 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:22,887 Bill, I would like very much to introduce you 456 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,356 to Martin Weiss, the man who's gonna create 457 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:28,025 your new campaign for the investor too young 458 00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:30,828 and too insecure to understand why it is 459 00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:32,997 he ought to be investing. 460 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,265 - How you doing, sir, nice to meet you. 461 00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,167 - Oh. 462 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:41,138 - I'm thinking the way to sell investment programs 463 00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:43,674 in this environment might be with someone 464 00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:46,444 who has nothing to lose. 465 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,446 Imagine a spokesman. 466 00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:51,215 An earthy, long haired, zenned out dude 467 00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:52,817 who's been to the edge of the world and back. 468 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:56,287 He has no money or desire to have anything. 469 00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:59,323 But he has that one thing that everyone wants. 470 00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:01,626 It's the secret of his supreme confidence, 471 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:03,761 it's the thing that all your potential clients 472 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,663 loaded with responsibilities and mortgages 473 00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,899 and families and fears all want. 474 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:10,969 - And what's that? 475 00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:14,740 - Inner peace. 476 00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:19,010 - [SUMMER] There's an urgent call for Marty? 477 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,178 - Summer, we're in the middle of a meeting. 478 00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:24,415 - [SUMMER] I'm sorry, sir, I wouldn't interrupt 479 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:27,084 but there appears to be an emergency. 480 00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:28,153 - Then what is it? 481 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:33,091 - [SUMMER] It's his mother, sir. 482 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,102 (CRYING) 483 00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:53,210 - I waited in the freezing cold for two hours 484 00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:55,513 for the locksmith to come. 485 00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:59,050 And without my purse, I didn't have any cash or cards. 486 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:02,186 I had to give him my mother's ring for collateral. 487 00:22:02,187 --> 00:22:03,421 - You gave him Nana's ring? 488 00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:06,457 That's a $3,000 ring for a $300 collateral. 489 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,859 - Don't make me feel worse. 490 00:22:09,294 --> 00:22:12,797 I had to stand in the street like a homeless person 491 00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:15,599 begging for change just to call the locksmith! 492 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,468 - Mom, please, just don't cry. 493 00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:20,104 I know you left your purse on the train, 494 00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:22,640 but why didn't you just call me collect? 495 00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:25,476 - Because you are 3,000 miles away. 496 00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:26,644 You can't help me. 497 00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:28,045 - I could have wired you the money. 498 00:22:28,046 --> 00:22:29,448 - I don't need your money! 499 00:22:30,782 --> 00:22:34,118 Every god-awful night I come home to an empty house. 500 00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:37,922 Every fucking morning I wake up alone. 501 00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:40,791 I make one stupid decision after another 502 00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:44,695 because I have no one to talk to! 503 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:46,197 - You have friends… 504 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:49,934 - My friends are preoccupied with their own useless lives. 505 00:22:49,935 --> 00:22:50,935 - Mom, listen. 506 00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:52,803 You're just upset, okay? 507 00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:55,039 You're probably cold, you're hungry. 508 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,341 Just, why don't you take a nice hot bath. 509 00:22:57,342 --> 00:22:58,310 You know, everything will be… 510 00:22:58,311 --> 00:22:59,577 - I don't want to take a bath! 511 00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:01,512 If you want to get off the phone, just tell me. 512 00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:03,280 Just stop lying to me like everyone else! 513 00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:04,116 - Mom! 514 00:23:04,117 --> 00:23:06,251 Mom. 515 00:23:07,252 --> 00:23:08,686 Just take a deep breath, okay? 516 00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:10,254 Just take a deep breath and calm down. 517 00:23:10,255 --> 00:23:13,324 Let me hear you say there's no emergency, 518 00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:17,396 everything's okay, I'm calm and in control. 519 00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:19,230 Cause you are, right? 520 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,565 You said it before, let me hear you say it again. 521 00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:24,068 Breathe and say it. 522 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,436 - I'm… 523 00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:28,940 I'm calm and in control. 524 00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:30,909 - Right. 525 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:31,743 Ready? 526 00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:32,611 We're gonna breathe. 527 00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:35,013 One, two, three, hold. 528 00:23:37,949 --> 00:23:42,654 One, two, three, release. 529 00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:51,962 You're the only good thing in my life. 530 00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:53,631 - Come on, Mom. 531 00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:56,167 That's not true. 532 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:57,435 - It is. 533 00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:02,006 I'm okay, I'm just here, by myself. 534 00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:07,012 Have a good day. 535 00:24:17,022 --> 00:24:18,255 - I'd like to be working for the guy 536 00:24:18,256 --> 00:24:19,891 who scores on the Midway account, 537 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,395 not with cartoon cat ladies. 538 00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:25,764 - Patty the pussy pickler. 539 00:24:26,698 --> 00:24:27,898 - Mmhm. 540 00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:28,800 - Oh, fuck it. 541 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,403 Just clearing my head. 542 00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:34,806 - Why, so your mom can fill it with shit again tomorrow? 543 00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:39,377 - That is an interesting theory, Summer. 544 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,447 Confidence, right? 545 00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:44,715 Confidence. 546 00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:46,650 I can write about confidence, right? 547 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:48,119 I'm Mr. Confident. 548 00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:51,055 How am I gonna write about confidence 549 00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:52,791 when I can't even get out of bed? 550 00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:54,493 - That's too bad. 551 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,127 I bet if your mom's life didn't suck so bad, 552 00:24:57,128 --> 00:24:58,797 yours wouldn't either. 553 00:25:08,106 --> 00:25:11,109 (♫ PERCUSSION MUSIC) 554 00:25:39,404 --> 00:25:41,907 (♫ CALM MUSIC) 555 00:25:50,415 --> 00:25:52,984 - Want a three month job to earn that cash you need? 556 00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:56,054 - Marty, I know nothing about advertising. 557 00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:58,088 - No, no. 558 00:25:58,089 --> 00:26:00,792 It's more like looking after someone. 559 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,395 Like babysitting. 560 00:26:04,863 --> 00:26:06,631 - You have a hidden bastard child? 561 00:26:08,099 --> 00:26:09,300 - No. 562 00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:10,901 My parents divorced when I was five. 563 00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:13,671 Dad bailed on alimony so Mom went back to school, 564 00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:16,273 got a career, became a social worker 565 00:26:16,274 --> 00:26:18,176 like her sister, my Aunt Judy. 566 00:26:20,278 --> 00:26:22,212 My Aunt Judy's responsible for getting my mom 567 00:26:22,213 --> 00:26:23,647 back on her feet. 568 00:26:23,648 --> 00:26:25,516 And hundreds of women. 569 00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:26,384 - Hundreds. 570 00:26:26,384 --> 00:26:27,218 - Yeah. 571 00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:28,452 - Wow, that's amazing. 572 00:26:28,453 --> 00:26:29,653 You know, I knew this woman in Guatemala who… 573 00:26:29,654 --> 00:26:33,158 - Well, I mean, you know, it's not amazing. 574 00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,026 I mean, sure, I've given her money, 575 00:26:36,027 --> 00:26:38,829 but that doesn't fix the big problem. 576 00:26:38,830 --> 00:26:40,764 Working on countless social cases 577 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,333 where these men abandon their families 578 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:44,068 has really affected her. 579 00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:46,870 Aunt Judy hasn't had a decent boyfriend since. 580 00:26:46,871 --> 00:26:49,540 She's convinced that all men are pigs. 581 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:50,575 - How could I help? 582 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:52,643 - Teach her. 583 00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:54,712 Teach her that men can be good. 584 00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:56,114 Be the man of her dreams. 585 00:26:58,416 --> 00:26:59,783 What? 586 00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:01,119 It's only for a few months. 587 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,354 Alright, a month. 588 00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:05,789 - I'm sorry, Marty, I can't feign romance. 589 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:06,825 - Wait, wait, wait. 590 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:12,564 I'm not asking you to go and sleep with her for money. 591 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,300 Let me show you this. 592 00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:21,373 You go to New York and you show this woman 593 00:27:22,173 --> 00:27:23,607 how good a true man can be. 594 00:27:23,608 --> 00:27:25,876 I mean, she's a champion of the downtrodden. 595 00:27:25,877 --> 00:27:27,878 She makes sure that working moms on government assistance 596 00:27:27,879 --> 00:27:29,913 get all the assistance they truly need. 597 00:27:29,914 --> 00:27:31,649 You know, but now she needs assistance 598 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:35,185 and I can't help her, I'm too tied down. 599 00:27:35,186 --> 00:27:36,620 I'm worried. 600 00:27:36,621 --> 00:27:38,622 You'd be like a personal trainer. 601 00:27:38,623 --> 00:27:40,424 You know, instead of making a fat person thin, 602 00:27:40,425 --> 00:27:44,194 you'd be making a scared person brave, you know? 603 00:27:44,195 --> 00:27:45,929 You show Aunt Judy life, 604 00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:47,097 you give her what you've got. 605 00:27:47,098 --> 00:27:49,400 Culture, stories, attention. 606 00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:51,268 You know, you fix her wounds. 607 00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:52,903 - Like a healer. 608 00:27:52,904 --> 00:27:53,805 - Exactly. 609 00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:57,776 You're a healer, restoring her emotional health. 610 00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:02,714 - Marty, I don't understand how I'd do this. 611 00:28:06,284 --> 00:28:10,321 - Rawl, do you understand $10,000? 612 00:28:17,562 --> 00:28:20,798 Dress a little sharper and I'll get you a haircut. 613 00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:23,133 I'll take you to my barber and you can crash at Rupert's. 614 00:28:23,134 --> 00:28:25,903 Remember him, the guy who ran poetry slams in Venice? 615 00:28:25,904 --> 00:28:28,238 Well, he now lives in Brooklyn and he owes me. 616 00:28:28,239 --> 00:28:30,274 I'll even throw in 500 a week for expenses. 617 00:28:30,275 --> 00:28:32,543 Just give Aunt Judy all your attention, 618 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,011 share your learnings. 619 00:28:34,012 --> 00:28:35,979 But remember, under no circumstances let her know 620 00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:36,815 that we're friends. 621 00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:38,015 It would trip her up. 622 00:28:38,016 --> 00:28:39,751 Promise, man, keep this a secret. 623 00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:42,286 This is serious, Rawl. 624 00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:43,354 You're on a mission. 625 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:45,557 - A healing mission. 626 00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:50,327 - Shit. 627 00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:51,695 Hey, how about a coffee? 628 00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:52,863 - Oh, not for me. 629 00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:55,032 I haven't had caffeine in eight years. 630 00:28:55,033 --> 00:28:56,533 Sends me loopy. 631 00:28:56,534 --> 00:28:58,602 - Oh, well, I can't say I'm technically drug free 632 00:28:58,603 --> 00:29:00,370 because I basically survive off coffee and cigarettes, 633 00:29:00,371 --> 00:29:03,874 but I haven't done coke, dope, or green smoke in five years. 634 00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:05,175 Thank you. 635 00:29:05,176 --> 00:29:06,844 But problem is, I also haven't been beyond 636 00:29:06,845 --> 00:29:10,013 like three blocks of this shithole either, so… 637 00:29:10,014 --> 00:29:11,482 - You know, I've never stayed in the same place 638 00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:13,517 for longer than three months in the last seven years. 639 00:29:13,518 --> 00:29:14,686 - Holy shit, I got it! 640 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:16,454 You're homophobic. 641 00:29:16,454 --> 00:29:17,388 - Oh, no, no, no. 642 00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:18,522 I embrace all my brothers. 643 00:29:18,523 --> 00:29:20,390 - See, I'm diagnosed agoraphobic. 644 00:29:20,391 --> 00:29:22,426 Agora's the Greek word, it means outside. 645 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:25,263 I am afraid of leaving my home. 646 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:29,399 That makes you home-ophobic, afraid of having a home. 647 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,868 See, it's a little (LAUGHS). 648 00:29:30,869 --> 00:29:32,169 - I think comfort's an illusion. 649 00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:33,604 - Bullshit, it's contagious. 650 00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,172 - Are you a shut in or a shrink? 651 00:29:35,173 --> 00:29:36,540 - Both. 652 00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:38,242 I have a degree in psychology from Brute College. 653 00:29:38,243 --> 00:29:39,576 Classes were just full of nuts 654 00:29:39,577 --> 00:29:41,311 trying to manage their own psychoses. 655 00:29:41,312 --> 00:29:42,880 Why do you think I'm so afraid to go outside? 656 00:29:42,881 --> 00:29:46,150 Because the world is one big affliction if you go outside. 657 00:29:46,151 --> 00:29:48,619 You are sure to suffer. 658 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:52,089 Look at all these fucking books! 659 00:29:52,090 --> 00:29:53,824 I know too much, you know? 660 00:29:53,825 --> 00:29:54,726 - Know too much? 661 00:29:55,493 --> 00:29:56,760 About what? 662 00:29:56,761 --> 00:29:58,662 - Oh, like disaster and disappointment. 663 00:29:58,663 --> 00:30:00,964 They wait for you around every little turn. 664 00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:02,199 And love, love. 665 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,401 Oh god, it just fucking kills you. 666 00:30:04,402 --> 00:30:07,905 So we just repeat and we repeat until we just give up 667 00:30:07,906 --> 00:30:10,240 or we end up frantically demanding satisfaction 668 00:30:10,241 --> 00:30:12,075 from someone who's not even capable of taking care 669 00:30:12,076 --> 00:30:13,610 of themselves. 670 00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:15,312 Or, or, or we spend most of our lives trying to make up 671 00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:17,014 for what our parents never gave us 672 00:30:17,015 --> 00:30:19,850 and so the words then are meaningless next to the message. 673 00:30:19,851 --> 00:30:21,251 - The message? 674 00:30:21,252 --> 00:30:22,252 - Yes, the message, the message, the big fucking message! 675 00:30:22,253 --> 00:30:23,754 - What's the message? 676 00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:25,023 - There is no message. 677 00:30:26,057 --> 00:30:27,491 Ah. 678 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,427 Or is there? 679 00:30:32,230 --> 00:30:33,131 - Yeah. 680 00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:38,635 - I got presents. 681 00:30:38,636 --> 00:30:42,005 I got presents, I got presents, 682 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:45,342 I got aloha, aloha. 683 00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:46,710 - A vacation? 684 00:30:46,711 --> 00:30:48,212 - A vacation, baby. 685 00:30:48,213 --> 00:30:49,847 - Marty! 686 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:52,282 Thank you, oh my god. 687 00:30:52,283 --> 00:30:54,017 I forgive you, I forgive you. 688 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:56,987 Let me see, when are we going? 689 00:30:56,988 --> 00:30:57,889 - Next month. 690 00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:02,260 I'm going to screw you in Honolulu, baby. 691 00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:05,562 Come on. 692 00:31:05,563 --> 00:31:07,030 I meant make love. 693 00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:09,299 - I like to screw, I don't like being screwed. 694 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,835 And I know that's what will happen if I forgive you. 695 00:31:11,836 --> 00:31:12,870 - I… 696 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:15,173 - Marty, do you believe in me? 697 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:17,541 - Yes. 698 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:20,244 - Then help me with my career. 699 00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:22,379 - I told you, I'll do everything I can… 700 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:23,314 - Okay, Marty. 701 00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:24,748 - Once your line is finished. 702 00:31:24,749 --> 00:31:27,384 I'll create a promotional campaign, a website, everything. 703 00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:28,619 - Marty, my line is finished! 704 00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:29,587 It's just excuses. 705 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,789 Why did I think you were different? 706 00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:34,825 You said I could be somebody. 707 00:31:34,826 --> 00:31:36,560 - Yes, you can! 708 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,596 - So call your fancy friends, Marty. 709 00:31:39,964 --> 00:31:43,267 Get them to profile me and my lingerie in a damn magazine. 710 00:31:43,268 --> 00:31:44,568 Okay? 711 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:45,904 Get my name out there. 712 00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:49,374 Show me you believe in me! 713 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,252 (SIGHS) 714 00:32:04,522 --> 00:32:05,490 - Rupert? 715 00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:07,090 - Yeah. 716 00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:08,492 - What's in those bottles? 717 00:32:08,493 --> 00:32:10,194 - Oh, just a little health drink. 718 00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:12,996 - Some kind of juice? 719 00:32:12,997 --> 00:32:14,365 - (LAUGHS) You could say that. 720 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:16,234 - What kind? 721 00:32:16,235 --> 00:32:17,634 - Mine. 722 00:32:17,635 --> 00:32:18,469 - It's not. 723 00:32:18,470 --> 00:32:19,536 - Oh, it is. 724 00:32:19,537 --> 00:32:21,438 100% pee from me. 725 00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:23,173 Healthiest drink on the planet, my friend. 726 00:32:23,174 --> 00:32:24,675 Forget the apple a day lie. 727 00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:26,576 All you really need each day is a glass of your own urine. 728 00:32:26,577 --> 00:32:29,546 Now the AMA, they hide the truth, okay, 729 00:32:29,547 --> 00:32:32,816 to keep us all sick and popping their pills. 730 00:32:32,817 --> 00:32:33,651 - Fascinating. 731 00:32:33,651 --> 00:32:34,585 - Yeah. 732 00:32:34,586 --> 00:32:35,686 Have a drink from me, bud. 733 00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:37,020 There's plenty. 734 00:32:37,021 --> 00:32:37,922 Want one? 735 00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:42,526 Knock that back, I'm gonna go take a dump. 736 00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:43,727 - I'm good for now. 737 00:32:43,728 --> 00:32:44,696 - Sure. 738 00:32:44,697 --> 00:32:46,163 Maybe later. 739 00:32:46,164 --> 00:32:47,265 Anytime you want it. 740 00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:54,138 (♫ DRAMATIC MUSIC) 741 00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:23,401 - Hey, a pack of Rex, please. 742 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:30,908 Thanks. 743 00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:33,911 - Can I get a lighter, please? 744 00:33:33,911 --> 00:33:34,746 - What kind do you want? 745 00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:35,646 - Any lighter's fine. 746 00:33:37,615 --> 00:33:40,083 (LAUGHS) 747 00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:40,918 - Whoa! 748 00:33:40,919 --> 00:33:41,919 Lady, you alright? 749 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,220 - No, this freak is following me. 750 00:33:43,221 --> 00:33:44,454 - Hey, buddy, you… 751 00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:45,323 - Hey, I just want to give her a light. 752 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:47,592 (GASPS) 753 00:33:47,592 --> 00:33:48,426 - Here's a light. 754 00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:49,327 Lights out! 755 00:33:55,733 --> 00:33:58,469 (PHONE RINGING) 756 00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:01,705 - You got Marty. 757 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:02,939 - Yeah, well, you got trouble. 758 00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:04,474 Some man attacked Rawl while he was trying 759 00:34:04,475 --> 00:34:06,209 to give your aunt a light. 760 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:08,278 - Aunt Judy doesn't smoke. 761 00:34:08,279 --> 00:34:09,613 - Judy don't smoke? 762 00:34:09,614 --> 00:34:10,515 - What? 763 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,116 She doesn't smoke? 764 00:34:13,117 --> 00:34:15,352 - No, always told me, bad for your health. 765 00:34:15,353 --> 00:34:16,686 - Bad? 766 00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:18,322 It almost gave me a concussion. 767 00:34:19,690 --> 00:34:21,224 - I'm sorry, it wasn't her. 768 00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:22,459 You know what, I meant to tell you this, 769 00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:24,728 but you can ambush her at the Coffee Clash 770 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:25,929 around where she lives. 771 00:34:25,930 --> 00:34:27,998 She's there almost every morning at 9:00 a.m. 772 00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:29,433 - Is that cold, is that helping the swelling? 773 00:34:29,434 --> 00:34:30,334 - Yeah. 774 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,879 - Relax, take a breath, Judy. 775 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,014 I got your bagel waiting. 776 00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:44,816 Gluten free, right? 777 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:45,650 That's what you want. 778 00:34:45,651 --> 00:34:46,651 - Yeah, great. 779 00:34:46,652 --> 00:34:47,818 - Everything alright? 780 00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:49,486 - No, I gotta go across town to the office 781 00:34:49,487 --> 00:34:51,488 of management and budget to formally request 782 00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:52,823 an increase in textbook funding 783 00:34:52,824 --> 00:34:54,291 for children in public housing. 784 00:34:54,292 --> 00:34:56,726 Sons of bitches won't cough up another red cent 785 00:34:56,727 --> 00:34:58,929 unless it's for a fucking animal shelter. 786 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:00,397 - Hey, politicians. 787 00:35:00,398 --> 00:35:02,132 They care more about cats and dogs than the gutter kids. 788 00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:03,800 You know, the man knows exactly where the votes 789 00:35:03,801 --> 00:35:04,635 are coming from. 790 00:35:04,635 --> 00:35:05,470 Don't let 'em shit ya. 791 00:35:05,470 --> 00:35:06,437 - Screw the mayor. 792 00:35:06,437 --> 00:35:07,405 - Absolutely. 793 00:35:07,406 --> 00:35:08,572 He's a supreme sell out. 794 00:35:08,573 --> 00:35:10,240 - Yeah, bear in a bullshit. 795 00:35:10,241 --> 00:35:11,641 - Crapload of corruption. 796 00:35:11,642 --> 00:35:12,477 - Asshole. 797 00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:13,710 Assassin of democracy. 798 00:35:13,711 --> 00:35:16,913 - Asshole assassin of democracy, alright. 799 00:35:16,914 --> 00:35:18,715 Hey, voice of the people right here. 800 00:35:18,716 --> 00:35:20,250 Coffee's on the house. 801 00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:21,185 - Oh, thank you, Larry. 802 00:35:21,185 --> 00:35:22,120 - Kick some ass, will you? 803 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:22,820 - [JUDITH] How's your wife? 804 00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:23,654 - She's good. 805 00:35:23,654 --> 00:35:24,589 - [JUDITH] Okay, good. 806 00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:26,389 - Buddy, what do you need? 807 00:35:26,390 --> 00:35:27,325 Hey, hey. 808 00:35:27,325 --> 00:35:28,259 Hey, over here. 809 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:29,493 - Do you recycle these? 810 00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:31,161 - These, let me see. 811 00:35:31,162 --> 00:35:33,530 Yeah, we fill 'em with dirt and we plant daisies. 812 00:35:33,531 --> 00:35:34,465 - Fantastic. 813 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:35,533 Hold on to that, thank you! 814 00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:39,704 (♫ UPBEAT MUSIC) 815 00:35:53,451 --> 00:35:55,051 - Hey, what can I get you? 816 00:35:55,052 --> 00:35:57,187 - [JUDITH] Babs, when are you gonna get gluten free? 817 00:35:57,188 --> 00:35:58,522 - I'm working on it. 818 00:35:58,523 --> 00:35:59,357 The usual? 819 00:35:59,357 --> 00:36:00,158 - Yes, please. 820 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:00,958 - Alright. 821 00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:01,859 And for your friend? 822 00:36:04,529 --> 00:36:06,096 - He's not… 823 00:36:06,097 --> 00:36:07,597 - Oh, too bad. 824 00:36:07,598 --> 00:36:08,966 Kid's got nice cheekbones. 825 00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:11,569 - Oh, uh… 826 00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:13,838 I will get… 827 00:36:15,606 --> 00:36:16,507 Same as her. 828 00:36:17,909 --> 00:36:18,743 - Sounds delicious. 829 00:36:18,743 --> 00:36:19,644 - Thank you. 830 00:36:27,285 --> 00:36:29,086 Reading anything interesting there? 831 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:33,357 - Yeah, death, disease, poverty. 832 00:36:34,659 --> 00:36:37,228 The New York City quarterly social service report. 833 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,731 - Reminds me of Phnom Penh. 834 00:36:42,133 --> 00:36:44,669 - Well, it's right here in the wealthiest city in the world. 835 00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:47,504 - You know, the US has the highest teen pregnancy rate 836 00:36:47,505 --> 00:36:49,439 in the industrialized world? 837 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,208 - And the highest TV rate. 838 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,410 And childhood abandonment. 839 00:36:53,411 --> 00:36:54,911 And lowest reading skills. 840 00:36:54,912 --> 00:36:59,282 And it goes on and on and on. 841 00:36:59,283 --> 00:37:01,051 - Well, there are more toxic places. 842 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:01,886 - Oh yeah? 843 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:02,720 Name 'em. 844 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:03,554 - Nairobi. 845 00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:04,388 Kabul. 846 00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:05,956 Calcutta. 847 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:06,791 Chernobyl. 848 00:37:06,791 --> 00:37:07,625 Beijing. 849 00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:08,892 - Newark, New Jersey. 850 00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:10,360 - Newark, New Jersey? 851 00:37:10,361 --> 00:37:11,962 - Place is so toxic the only thing that grows there 852 00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:13,063 is the crime rate. 853 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:15,199 (LAUGHS) 854 00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:22,405 Let me ask you something. 855 00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:24,774 Have you ever been to any of those places? 856 00:37:24,775 --> 00:37:26,309 - All of them. 857 00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:27,211 Even Chernobyl. 858 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:30,213 - Really, isn't it radioactive? 859 00:37:30,214 --> 00:37:31,248 I thought that was off limits. 860 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:34,751 The only thing off limits in Russia is other man's vodka. 861 00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:36,921 (LAUGHS) 862 00:37:38,489 --> 00:37:40,190 - What did you do there? 863 00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:43,960 - I started washing dishes and making omelets. 864 00:37:43,961 --> 00:37:45,462 Soon enough, I was teaching cooks there 865 00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:47,831 how to cook things other than boiled cabbage. 866 00:37:47,832 --> 00:37:49,132 - So I take it you're a cook. 867 00:37:49,133 --> 00:37:51,702 - I like to spread out my resources. 868 00:37:52,803 --> 00:37:54,170 - What were you doing in Calcutta? 869 00:37:54,171 --> 00:37:56,106 - In Calcutta, I was working 870 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,774 for a German relief organization 871 00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:00,176 distributing water purification tablets for women 872 00:38:00,177 --> 00:38:01,846 drawing water from unsafe wells. 873 00:38:03,214 --> 00:38:05,515 I realized I get the most bountiful joy by giving. 874 00:38:05,516 --> 00:38:07,017 - Please. 875 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:10,388 Been giving my whole life and I'd really like it back. 876 00:38:11,822 --> 00:38:14,024 - That seems like a very wounded sentiment. 877 00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:15,091 - Save your tears. 878 00:38:15,092 --> 00:38:16,559 Salt stings. 879 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,727 - Can I ask what it is 880 00:38:17,728 --> 00:38:19,897 that you're so deeply regretful about? 881 00:38:21,399 --> 00:38:22,932 - You have a couple hours? 882 00:38:22,933 --> 00:38:24,101 - Actually yeah, I do. 883 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:27,837 - Well, I don't. 884 00:38:27,838 --> 00:38:29,639 And even if I did have a life, 885 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,641 wouldn't have time to enjoy it, so. 886 00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:33,143 Babs, I'm gonna need my check. 887 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:35,078 - I feel your spirit. 888 00:38:35,079 --> 00:38:36,579 I'd love to share some more time with you, 889 00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:38,249 maybe go for a drink. 890 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:39,884 - A drink? 891 00:38:39,885 --> 00:38:41,318 - Yeah. 892 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,520 - Kid, you sure you haven't had a few already? 893 00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:45,855 I mean, I'm probably twice your age. 894 00:38:45,856 --> 00:38:47,490 - With double the wisdom. 895 00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:49,259 I mean, I know that I would definitely find it 896 00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:50,894 very stimulating. 897 00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:52,962 (LAUGHS) 898 00:38:52,963 --> 00:38:54,631 - I haven't been stimulated since I ran out of Duracells. 899 00:38:54,632 --> 00:38:55,533 - Excuse me? 900 00:38:56,901 --> 00:39:00,937 - I said it's been a long time since I said what the hell. 901 00:39:00,938 --> 00:39:02,339 - So it's settled then. 902 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,374 9:00 p.m. tonight at the Algonquin. 903 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:05,409 - The Algonquin? 904 00:39:06,944 --> 00:39:08,178 How can I say no to that? 905 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:09,412 - Exactly. 906 00:39:09,413 --> 00:39:10,715 - What's your name? 907 00:39:11,549 --> 00:39:12,615 - Rawl. 908 00:39:12,616 --> 00:39:13,750 - Rawl? 909 00:39:13,751 --> 00:39:14,652 - Correct. 910 00:39:16,487 --> 00:39:18,656 (COUGHS) 911 00:39:26,831 --> 00:39:27,732 - Oh, god. 912 00:39:32,970 --> 00:39:35,039 (SIGHS) 913 00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:38,609 My god… 914 00:39:40,778 --> 00:39:41,812 Oh my god. 915 00:39:44,181 --> 00:39:45,082 Shit. 916 00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:48,185 Who am I kidding? 917 00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:50,987 The only man I'm seeing tonight 918 00:39:50,988 --> 00:39:52,957 is the one who's delivering the pizza. 919 00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:03,299 - I think Papa Smurf wants to play. 920 00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:07,037 - Yeah, well, Smurfette is going to sleep. 921 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:11,075 - How about one little kiss? 922 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:15,279 - Just give me a kiss, Marty, don't announce it. 923 00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:18,782 - Rawr! 924 00:40:18,783 --> 00:40:21,317 (LAUGHS) 925 00:40:21,318 --> 00:40:23,586 (KISSES) 926 00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:25,356 - I'm still going to sleep. 927 00:40:27,725 --> 00:40:28,592 - Baby. 928 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:31,661 It's been a while. 929 00:40:31,662 --> 00:40:33,430 - You always get me at the wrong time. 930 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,733 Sunsets are my time, that's when I feel sexy. 931 00:40:47,645 --> 00:40:50,214 - Wake up, the sunset, it's killer. 932 00:40:51,048 --> 00:40:52,449 - Honey, I've just gotten up. 933 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:53,550 - Look. 934 00:40:53,551 --> 00:40:56,186 (LAUGHS) 935 00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:57,787 - Marty. 936 00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:59,422 Oh. 937 00:40:59,423 --> 00:41:00,291 That's beautiful. 938 00:41:01,425 --> 00:41:04,360 That's so sweet honey. Come here. 939 00:41:04,361 --> 00:41:05,863 Get on top of me. 940 00:41:11,035 --> 00:41:11,936 Oh shit. 941 00:41:12,903 --> 00:41:15,305 Oh. 942 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:16,439 Fuck. 943 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:17,274 (PHONE RINGING) 944 00:41:17,275 --> 00:41:18,508 Oh shit. 945 00:41:18,509 --> 00:41:19,509 - [RECORDING] You've got Marty's home phone, 946 00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:21,110 tell me something good! 947 00:41:21,111 --> 00:41:22,579 - I'm fucking you, I'm… 948 00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:23,980 - [JUDITH] Marty, Marty, it's me. 949 00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:25,849 Please pick up the phone, it's an emergency, 950 00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:27,984 I really need to talk to you. 951 00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:28,886 Marty! 952 00:41:30,387 --> 00:41:31,621 - Wait, wait. 953 00:41:31,622 --> 00:41:32,689 - [JUDITH] Marty, I know you're there. 954 00:41:32,690 --> 00:41:34,357 Please answer the phone. 955 00:41:34,358 --> 00:41:36,793 I know you're there and I really, really need 956 00:41:36,794 --> 00:41:38,695 to talk to you, it's very important. 957 00:41:38,696 --> 00:41:39,964 Please answer the phone! 958 00:41:41,265 --> 00:41:43,299 It's your mother, I really need to talk to you. 959 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:45,735 Please answer the phone, it's very, very important. 960 00:41:45,736 --> 00:41:47,837 - Oh my god, Marty! 961 00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:49,339 - No! 962 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,607 - [JUDITH] You are so selfish, it's your mother. 963 00:41:50,608 --> 00:41:52,275 Damn it, I really need to talk to you. 964 00:41:52,276 --> 00:41:54,377 Will you please answer the phone. 965 00:41:54,378 --> 00:41:55,845 - No! 966 00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:59,582 - [JUDITH] Marty, I am really, really in trouble here. 967 00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:01,385 I need you to pick up the phone now! 968 00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:04,521 - Sorry. 969 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:05,422 I'm sorry. 970 00:42:06,824 --> 00:42:09,192 (MOANS) 971 00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:10,727 - Marty? 972 00:42:10,728 --> 00:42:11,995 Marty? 973 00:42:11,996 --> 00:42:13,029 - Oh shit. 974 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:13,931 - Marty? 975 00:42:15,799 --> 00:42:18,368 Oh my god, Marty, are you being attacked? 976 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:19,602 Should I call the police? 977 00:42:19,603 --> 00:42:21,337 - Oh, shit, I got it. 978 00:42:21,338 --> 00:42:22,239 - [JUDITH] Marty! 979 00:42:24,008 --> 00:42:24,975 - Hello? 980 00:42:24,975 --> 00:42:25,809 - Marty? 981 00:42:25,810 --> 00:42:28,545 - Yeah, just, the TV. 982 00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:30,079 TV was on too loud. 983 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,649 - What, you couldn't turn off the TV to talk to your mother? 984 00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:33,817 - PBS doc, you know. 985 00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:36,219 - What's wrong with you? 986 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:38,521 - Couldn't finish fucking your girlfriend? 987 00:42:38,522 --> 00:42:39,757 What is wrong with you? 988 00:42:40,658 --> 00:42:42,058 Get off of me. 989 00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:43,427 - What's the emergency? 990 00:42:44,695 --> 00:42:46,896 - I have been working on this report all week 991 00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:50,934 and the printer that you told me to buy, it's not printing. 992 00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:52,569 It's not working, I'm pressing the button 993 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,571 and it's not working and I really need it to work. 994 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:56,239 It's not printing. 995 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,774 - The printer won't work? 996 00:42:57,775 --> 00:42:59,375 - I've gotta be at work and I need to turn it in. 997 00:42:59,376 --> 00:43:02,312 - Oh god, 4:00 a.m. in the morning. 998 00:43:02,313 --> 00:43:05,682 - Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom. 999 00:43:05,683 --> 00:43:07,384 We can solve this. 1000 00:43:09,219 --> 00:43:10,920 - I really need your help! 1001 00:43:10,921 --> 00:43:15,625 - What color lights are flashing on the printer? 1002 00:43:15,626 --> 00:43:16,527 - What lights? 1003 00:43:16,528 --> 00:43:17,727 There are no lights. 1004 00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:19,495 There's no flashing fucking lights. 1005 00:43:19,496 --> 00:43:20,598 - On the power strip. 1006 00:43:21,865 --> 00:43:25,602 The orange light, is it on? 1007 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:26,503 - Oh. 1008 00:43:30,207 --> 00:43:31,608 - What's going on? 1009 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:32,509 - Oh. 1010 00:43:34,078 --> 00:43:35,012 I see green lights! 1011 00:43:35,012 --> 00:43:35,913 Okay. 1012 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:40,183 (SCREAMS) It's printing, it's printing! 1013 00:43:40,184 --> 00:43:41,317 Oh, thank you, honey. 1014 00:43:41,318 --> 00:43:42,752 Thank you so much. 1015 00:43:42,753 --> 00:43:45,655 Oh, it must be really early in the morning there. 1016 00:43:45,656 --> 00:43:47,056 I'm so sorry. 1017 00:43:47,057 --> 00:43:49,125 - No, no, no, it's okay, really. 1018 00:43:49,126 --> 00:43:50,393 - Thank you so much. 1019 00:43:50,394 --> 00:43:52,195 I'm sorry, honey, I'm really sorry. 1020 00:43:52,196 --> 00:43:53,764 - No, it's fine. 1021 00:43:55,666 --> 00:44:00,403 ♪ When you're tired ♪ ♪ and you need love ♪ 1022 00:44:00,404 --> 00:44:05,174 - Eat a Twister, a taffy coated pretzel, a real gift 1023 00:44:05,175 --> 00:44:07,977 ♪ From above ♪ 1024 00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:08,879 - Cute. 1025 00:44:10,247 --> 00:44:12,415 Shouldn't you be working on Midway Investments? 1026 00:44:12,416 --> 00:44:14,884 They want proposals by the end of the week. 1027 00:44:14,885 --> 00:44:17,688 Not to mention Gummy akumenang.com 1028 00:44:18,989 --> 00:44:20,124 - How was the jingle? 1029 00:44:22,426 --> 00:44:25,162 (PHONE RINGING) 1030 00:44:27,631 --> 00:44:28,898 - Hi. 1031 00:44:28,899 --> 00:44:30,900 - Just calling to see how that report went. 1032 00:44:30,901 --> 00:44:32,368 - Huh, what? 1033 00:44:32,369 --> 00:44:33,803 Oh, the report, yes, yes. 1034 00:44:33,804 --> 00:44:35,872 It went fine, thank you. 1035 00:44:35,873 --> 00:44:37,840 - You know, I'm just wondering 1036 00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:41,177 if there was anything going on, 1037 00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:43,881 anything freaking you out, you know? 1038 00:44:45,015 --> 00:44:46,449 - Well, yeah. 1039 00:44:46,450 --> 00:44:49,218 I fell into a conversation with this young man 1040 00:44:49,219 --> 00:44:52,022 at a diner and he casually asked me out for a drink. 1041 00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:57,928 So probably being polite or stroking his ego, I don't know, 1042 00:44:58,729 --> 00:45:00,697 but I knew he would never show. 1043 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,699 I mean, who am I kidding? 1044 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,233 - Wait, wait, wait. 1045 00:45:04,234 --> 00:45:07,504 So this joker didn't show up for a drink at the bar? 1046 00:45:08,338 --> 00:45:09,605 - No. 1047 00:45:09,606 --> 00:45:11,775 Well, maybe he did, but I didn't. 1048 00:45:13,811 --> 00:45:14,978 - Oh, Mom. 1049 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:17,947 Why not? 1050 00:45:17,948 --> 00:45:19,817 - I'm old and unattractive. 1051 00:45:21,418 --> 00:45:23,586 Nobody's interested in that. 1052 00:45:23,587 --> 00:45:26,789 And if, if I find someone who is interested, 1053 00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:28,257 I mean, guess what? 1054 00:45:28,258 --> 00:45:30,193 They screw you because they've just been screwed. 1055 00:45:30,194 --> 00:45:32,395 - Come on, what do you have to lose? 1056 00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:33,763 - My sanity, for one. 1057 00:45:33,764 --> 00:45:35,299 If another man pisses on me, 1058 00:45:36,333 --> 00:45:38,601 I don't think I'll survive the humiliation. 1059 00:45:38,602 --> 00:45:40,370 - Mom, it's a date, not an attack. 1060 00:45:42,506 --> 00:45:44,107 - Yeah, well, maybe. 1061 00:45:44,108 --> 00:45:45,575 I blew it. 1062 00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:48,177 I mean, nothing ever works out for me. 1063 00:45:48,178 --> 00:45:50,046 - Well, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. 1064 00:45:50,047 --> 00:45:51,514 What if it did? 1065 00:45:51,515 --> 00:45:54,550 What if you go back to the diner and he's there? 1066 00:45:54,551 --> 00:45:56,119 Maybe it's a place he frequents a lot 1067 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,587 and he works in the area. 1068 00:45:57,588 --> 00:46:01,090 I mean, you go there, you say it was a mistake, 1069 00:46:01,091 --> 00:46:03,659 and ask if he'll take a rain check. 1070 00:46:03,660 --> 00:46:06,229 - Yeah, well, even if I did, why would he want to? 1071 00:46:06,230 --> 00:46:07,764 - Because you're great, you know. 1072 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:12,668 You're intelligent and vivacious and opinionated. 1073 00:46:12,669 --> 00:46:14,772 Some guys like the insides too. 1074 00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:18,642 (♫ CALM MUSIC) 1075 00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:42,266 - Thank you, sir. 1076 00:46:42,267 --> 00:46:44,767 Here, keep the change. Thank you so much. 1077 00:46:44,768 --> 00:46:46,969 - [RAWL] I've always wanted to breathe in this space. 1078 00:46:46,970 --> 00:46:50,239 The spirits here helped shape our culture. 1079 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:51,441 - Yes, the Algonquin. 1080 00:46:52,943 --> 00:46:54,177 This was the breeding ground 1081 00:46:54,178 --> 00:46:56,078 for some of our greatest literati. 1082 00:46:56,079 --> 00:46:58,080 This is the room where Dorothy Parker said 1083 00:46:58,081 --> 00:46:59,649 "You can lead a whore to culture, 1084 00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:01,218 but you cannot make her think." 1085 00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:03,921 - We're all whores. 1086 00:47:04,755 --> 00:47:06,956 I was told that in Algiers. 1087 00:47:06,957 --> 00:47:08,357 - Algiers. 1088 00:47:08,358 --> 00:47:11,027 It's funny it took coming to New York to really understand 1089 00:47:11,028 --> 00:47:12,461 what that meant. 1090 00:47:12,462 --> 00:47:15,097 - Well, guess New York is a place 1091 00:47:15,098 --> 00:47:17,967 where people do have to sell their souls sometimes 1092 00:47:17,968 --> 00:47:18,869 just to pay the rent. 1093 00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:20,303 (POPS) 1094 00:47:20,304 --> 00:47:22,172 - I was requested to bring our best. 1095 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:24,875 - Oh, champagne. 1096 00:47:26,543 --> 00:47:27,611 Can you afford this? 1097 00:47:29,012 --> 00:47:32,515 - Sometimes when I let myself go, I really let myself go. 1098 00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:33,749 Thank you. 1099 00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:37,553 - Well, here's to letting yourself go. 1100 00:47:37,554 --> 00:47:39,322 (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 1101 00:47:39,323 --> 00:47:41,090 - It's a common Romanian toast. 1102 00:47:41,091 --> 00:47:44,294 To this day, this year, this world. 1103 00:47:47,064 --> 00:47:49,800 - Usually when I drink, I drink to forget this world. 1104 00:47:51,802 --> 00:47:53,336 - Too many do. 1105 00:47:53,337 --> 00:47:56,239 People dwell on success but success is just an outcome, 1106 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,407 a concept, it's trivial. 1107 00:47:58,408 --> 00:48:00,544 Why focus on a goal instead of reality? 1108 00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:05,381 I mean, what's real, what's crucial is right here right now. 1109 00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:08,852 You and I here together, not desiring anything else. 1110 00:48:10,254 --> 00:48:11,154 Know this. 1111 00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:13,790 - Know this. 1112 00:48:15,425 --> 00:48:17,961 So what brings you to New York? 1113 00:48:19,997 --> 00:48:21,564 - Curiosity. 1114 00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:23,032 I've never been. 1115 00:48:23,033 --> 00:48:24,533 I'm gonna be here for two months, 1116 00:48:24,534 --> 00:48:27,536 but I don't really have anyone to show me around, 1117 00:48:27,537 --> 00:48:28,572 show me the sights. 1118 00:48:30,140 --> 00:48:31,675 I was hoping maybe you could. 1119 00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:33,443 Be my friend. 1120 00:48:35,112 --> 00:48:36,013 - Your friend? 1121 00:48:37,547 --> 00:48:39,081 What does that mean, your friend? 1122 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:42,219 You want something from me, I want something from you. 1123 00:48:43,687 --> 00:48:47,490 Usually someone is always taken for a ride. 1124 00:48:47,491 --> 00:48:49,626 - Maybe you've never had the right friend. 1125 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:52,161 - That is for sure. 1126 00:48:52,162 --> 00:48:56,133 - A real friendship is one mind in two bodies. 1127 00:48:58,835 --> 00:49:01,837 - Let's toast to real friendship. 1128 00:49:01,838 --> 00:49:03,639 - To real friendship. 1129 00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:04,608 - Real friendship. 1130 00:49:07,678 --> 00:49:09,845 - I never even left Australia until I went to college 1131 00:49:09,846 --> 00:49:10,747 in California. 1132 00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:16,285 At about 21, I soon realized just how self-serving 1133 00:49:16,286 --> 00:49:17,454 people were, you know? 1134 00:49:18,855 --> 00:49:21,658 Felt like I had no purpose in life, no reason to be. 1135 00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:26,028 So right before I was ready to end it all 1136 00:49:26,029 --> 00:49:28,732 and throw myself off a roof, I had this thought. 1137 00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:31,701 I at least owe it to myself to see the world 1138 00:49:31,702 --> 00:49:33,036 before I leave it, right? 1139 00:49:34,137 --> 00:49:37,306 So I set off on a journey, adventures. 1140 00:49:37,307 --> 00:49:40,242 Set out to see the world, suck the life out of the world 1141 00:49:40,243 --> 00:49:42,779 instead of letting the world suck the life out of me. 1142 00:49:44,147 --> 00:49:48,118 - So becoming a global hobo saved you from yourself? 1143 00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:50,354 - I guess so. 1144 00:49:53,590 --> 00:49:54,758 - Why'd you wanna die? 1145 00:49:57,027 --> 00:49:58,328 - That was my birthright. 1146 00:49:59,296 --> 00:50:00,763 Vindication. 1147 00:50:00,764 --> 00:50:03,232 Can thank my parents for that one. 1148 00:50:03,233 --> 00:50:07,937 I started to feel my thoughts, actions mimicking them. 1149 00:50:07,938 --> 00:50:08,839 It terrified me. 1150 00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:13,509 I thought I'd end up like them, just abusive and bitter. 1151 00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:16,179 - I can't imagine you ever being abusive and bitter. 1152 00:50:19,483 --> 00:50:22,718 I want to hear your stories, stuff you've seen. 1153 00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:27,791 - (LAUGHS) I see a lot of tragedy, pain, and sorrow. 1154 00:50:28,458 --> 00:50:29,692 - You have a choice. 1155 00:50:29,693 --> 00:50:31,293 I could choose to see good or bad. 1156 00:50:31,294 --> 00:50:33,864 Choose to see the good and life can be good. 1157 00:50:38,902 --> 00:50:41,505 - You dropped her off in a cab when the sun was coming up? 1158 00:50:42,272 --> 00:50:43,739 Phenomenal! 1159 00:50:43,740 --> 00:50:45,708 Rawl, you fucking Casanova! 1160 00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:47,710 - Don't mislead yourself, Marty. 1161 00:50:47,711 --> 00:50:50,413 We merely engaged on a profound conversational level. 1162 00:50:50,414 --> 00:50:51,947 I have no romantic interest. 1163 00:50:51,948 --> 00:50:52,916 I made that clear. 1164 00:50:52,917 --> 00:50:54,483 - Right, right. 1165 00:50:54,484 --> 00:50:57,386 I'm just saying it's great, you guys are getting along. 1166 00:50:57,387 --> 00:50:58,421 - Well, Judy's a good person. 1167 00:50:58,422 --> 00:51:00,423 She just has a few life issues. 1168 00:51:00,424 --> 00:51:02,158 - Yeah, and I'm one of them. 1169 00:51:02,159 --> 00:51:04,126 - I plan to take out Judith on the town. 1170 00:51:04,127 --> 00:51:05,694 - Yeah, go for it, you have my card. 1171 00:51:05,695 --> 00:51:06,863 Holy fucking home run! 1172 00:51:07,664 --> 00:51:08,799 - Are the Dodgers playing? 1173 00:51:12,669 --> 00:51:13,570 - Summer. 1174 00:51:14,938 --> 00:51:17,873 Just a few things for your nephew, right? 1175 00:51:17,874 --> 00:51:19,241 No distractions. 1176 00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:22,211 You know, we need to hone the no role models concept 1177 00:51:22,212 --> 00:51:23,879 into a reason to let Midway invest your money. 1178 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,382 It can't just be a diatribe about the state of affairs. 1179 00:51:26,383 --> 00:51:28,317 - Yeah, it should be both. 1180 00:51:28,318 --> 00:51:29,585 More fun, less glum. 1181 00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:30,786 - Yes. 1182 00:51:30,787 --> 00:51:31,921 So let's brainstorm this bitch now. 1183 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:32,789 - Right on. 1184 00:51:33,657 --> 00:51:36,425 Oh, your buddy Rawl called, 1185 00:51:36,426 --> 00:51:40,029 said something about your Aunt Judith canceling 1186 00:51:40,030 --> 00:51:42,699 on their date and not wanting to see him again? 1187 00:51:43,834 --> 00:51:45,001 Marty? 1188 00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:46,736 What's that about? 1189 00:51:47,604 --> 00:51:48,904 Is that talking about your mom? 1190 00:51:48,905 --> 00:51:50,906 - No, just give me a minute, please. 1191 00:51:50,907 --> 00:51:51,741 Rupert. 1192 00:51:51,741 --> 00:51:52,709 - Yeah. 1193 00:51:52,709 --> 00:51:53,477 - I need to talk to Rawl. 1194 00:51:54,811 --> 00:51:57,947 Well, untangle him out of his lotus position. 1195 00:51:57,948 --> 00:51:59,515 - [RUPERT] Take a deep breath, bud, he's right here. 1196 00:51:59,516 --> 00:52:00,350 Hold on. 1197 00:52:01,985 --> 00:52:03,586 - [MARTY] What the fuck's going on? 1198 00:52:03,587 --> 00:52:04,421 - Marty? 1199 00:52:04,421 --> 00:52:05,322 - [MARTY] Yeah! 1200 00:52:06,690 --> 00:52:09,258 - I got her asking what time she wanted me to pick her up. 1201 00:52:09,259 --> 00:52:11,894 She said never and told me to never call her again. 1202 00:52:11,895 --> 00:52:13,362 - She's just freaked out, you know, 1203 00:52:13,363 --> 00:52:17,566 because it's been a while since Aunt Judy had a new friend, 1204 00:52:17,567 --> 00:52:19,135 so just call her back. 1205 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:21,537 Call her back and be insistent. 1206 00:52:21,538 --> 00:52:23,305 - Marty, I swore I'd never impose my will 1207 00:52:23,306 --> 00:52:25,174 on anybody ever again. 1208 00:52:25,175 --> 00:52:26,575 - Come on. 1209 00:52:26,576 --> 00:52:28,778 Just call her back, right? 1210 00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:31,815 Do something big, something romantic. 1211 00:52:32,916 --> 00:52:34,217 - I'm sorry, Marty, okay? 1212 00:52:35,318 --> 00:52:37,353 I understand if our deal is now void. 1213 00:52:37,354 --> 00:52:38,255 - Come on. 1214 00:52:40,724 --> 00:52:43,226 You fucking tofu-eating pussy! 1215 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:48,030 - Marty, I can't force myself on her like a salesman. 1216 00:52:48,031 --> 00:52:51,333 - Oh, BS, B fucking S, man. 1217 00:52:51,334 --> 00:52:53,502 And this is a healing mission, remember? 1218 00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:56,105 Why'd you call my office, why didn't you call my cell? 1219 00:52:56,106 --> 00:52:57,573 You're running scared, rambling man. 1220 00:52:57,574 --> 00:52:58,807 I mean, what are you gonna do? 1221 00:52:58,808 --> 00:53:00,809 What, are you just gonna go and medicate. 1222 00:53:00,810 --> 00:53:02,879 Oops, I mean meditate your life away? 1223 00:53:03,747 --> 00:53:05,047 - What do you want me to do? 1224 00:53:05,048 --> 00:53:06,515 Bang down her door? 1225 00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:08,718 - Come on, man, if you give up, if you give up… 1226 00:53:10,053 --> 00:53:11,588 Don't send me a postcard. 1227 00:53:13,723 --> 00:53:14,658 - Postcards? 1228 00:53:14,658 --> 00:53:15,625 Who writes those anymore? 1229 00:53:16,726 --> 00:53:17,694 Where do they even sell postcards? 1230 00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:18,695 It's weird. 1231 00:53:23,166 --> 00:53:24,767 - Hey. 1232 00:53:24,768 --> 00:53:27,703 (SNAPS) Are we gonna brainstorm this bitch or what? 1233 00:53:27,704 --> 00:53:29,438 - What time's the presentation again tomorrow? 1234 00:53:29,439 --> 00:53:30,540 - 9:00 a.m. 1235 00:53:32,309 --> 00:53:34,109 - Fuck, I gotta get out of here, I gotta go. 1236 00:53:34,110 --> 00:53:35,078 I'll be back. 1237 00:53:35,079 --> 00:53:36,579 Maybe I will, maybe I won't. 1238 00:53:36,580 --> 00:53:38,215 - Not without me, you don't. 1239 00:53:51,995 --> 00:53:52,896 - Judith! 1240 00:53:54,164 --> 00:53:55,065 Judith! 1241 00:53:59,002 --> 00:54:01,171 Hey! 1242 00:54:02,939 --> 00:54:03,940 It's beautiful out here! 1243 00:54:10,347 --> 00:54:11,414 Need a lift? 1244 00:54:13,116 --> 00:54:14,450 Come on. 1245 00:54:14,451 --> 00:54:15,352 - What? 1246 00:54:19,522 --> 00:54:21,023 You've come for me? 1247 00:54:21,024 --> 00:54:21,925 - Yes. 1248 00:54:26,062 --> 00:54:30,065 ♪ I want to learn the world ♪ 1249 00:54:30,066 --> 00:54:34,036 ♪ It's not the same anymore ♪ 1250 00:54:34,037 --> 00:54:37,706 ♪ We can be friends ♪ 1251 00:54:37,707 --> 00:54:40,209 ♪ I love you, I can't pretend ♪ 1252 00:54:40,210 --> 00:54:41,677 - [RAWL] Wow! 1253 00:54:41,678 --> 00:54:45,414 ♪ I can finally start again ♪ 1254 00:54:45,415 --> 00:54:49,318 ♪ You make my heart mend ♪ 1255 00:54:49,319 --> 00:54:51,388 - The city has never felt this intimate. 1256 00:54:52,489 --> 00:54:53,956 I feel like I'm on a magic carpet. 1257 00:54:53,957 --> 00:54:58,594 ♪ It was you ♪ 1258 00:54:58,595 --> 00:55:03,165 ♪ It was you and ♪ ♪ now I'm a fool ♪ 1259 00:55:03,166 --> 00:55:04,768 - Why were you afraid to see me? 1260 00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:09,906 - You remind me of a man I gave my heart to. 1261 00:55:11,574 --> 00:55:13,677 Young, idealistic Gordon. 1262 00:55:15,512 --> 00:55:18,348 I ran from him straight into the arms of my ex-husband. 1263 00:55:21,051 --> 00:55:22,152 - I know the feeling. 1264 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,220 - I know you do. 1265 00:55:30,026 --> 00:55:31,393 (KISSING) 1266 00:55:31,394 --> 00:55:36,466 ♪ It was you, it was ♪ ♪ you and now I'm a fool ♪ 1267 00:55:37,300 --> 00:55:41,604 ♪ It was you, it was you ♪ 1268 00:55:42,439 --> 00:55:45,308 ♪ It was you ♪ ♪ and now I'm a fool ♪ 1269 00:55:57,287 --> 00:55:59,422 (LAUGHS) 1270 00:56:00,690 --> 00:56:02,124 - [SUMMER] Oh yeah. 1271 00:56:02,125 --> 00:56:03,592 This is what I'm talking about. 1272 00:56:03,593 --> 00:56:06,762 - [MARTY] I've never had it so good. 1273 00:56:06,763 --> 00:56:09,198 - [SUMMER] Marty, take your fingers out of there. 1274 00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:10,767 Don't you want the real thing? 1275 00:56:11,901 --> 00:56:14,036 - [MARTY] I mean, it's so delicious. 1276 00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:16,238 Your mother taught you right. 1277 00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:18,040 - [SUMMER] When it comes to this, 1278 00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:20,477 there isn't anything my mother didn't teach me. 1279 00:56:21,444 --> 00:56:23,747 - [MARTY] You want this. 1280 00:56:26,549 --> 00:56:27,683 (PHONE RINGING) 1281 00:56:27,684 --> 00:56:29,084 Oh shit. 1282 00:56:29,085 --> 00:56:30,085 - [SUMMER] Are you gonna answer the phone 1283 00:56:30,086 --> 00:56:31,554 or are you gonna give it to me? 1284 00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:38,361 - Hello? 1285 00:56:38,362 --> 00:56:39,396 - [LESLIE] Hey, Marty! 1286 00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:42,332 - Hey. 1287 00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:44,700 - [LESLIE] What you doing? 1288 00:56:44,701 --> 00:56:47,303 - I am home, 1289 00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:51,641 cooking up some ideas for the Midway proposal. 1290 00:56:52,475 --> 00:56:55,377 - [LESLIE] Are you with anyone? 1291 00:56:55,378 --> 00:56:56,645 - Am I… 1292 00:56:56,646 --> 00:56:58,247 Am I with anybody? 1293 00:56:58,248 --> 00:57:00,015 What kind of question is that, am I with anybody? 1294 00:57:00,016 --> 00:57:01,049 Why would I be with anybody? 1295 00:57:01,050 --> 00:57:03,352 I'm with God, right? 1296 00:57:03,353 --> 00:57:05,021 - [LESLIE] Well, are you, Marty? 1297 00:57:10,627 --> 00:57:13,530 - No, I'm here alone, working. 1298 00:57:15,165 --> 00:57:16,032 - [LESLIE] Where? 1299 00:57:16,033 --> 00:57:18,400 Where are you working? 1300 00:57:18,401 --> 00:57:19,235 - Where? 1301 00:57:19,236 --> 00:57:21,003 I'm at my easel. 1302 00:57:21,004 --> 00:57:23,572 I mean, meter maids aren't gonna pay for 1303 00:57:23,573 --> 00:57:26,608 first class tickets to Hawaii baby. Daddy got to do his thing. 1304 00:57:26,609 --> 00:57:28,477 - [LESLIE] Prove it. 1305 00:57:28,478 --> 00:57:30,879 I want to hear your computer make some noise. 1306 00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:32,214 - Computer noise? 1307 00:57:32,215 --> 00:57:34,483 Come on, baby, you don't trust me? 1308 00:57:34,484 --> 00:57:38,921 - [LESLIE] I want to hear some noise, Marty! 1309 00:57:38,922 --> 00:57:41,257 (CLICKING) 1310 00:57:43,193 --> 00:57:44,326 Well, even if you're at the computer, 1311 00:57:44,327 --> 00:57:46,428 doesn't mean that you're alone. 1312 00:57:46,429 --> 00:57:48,897 Okay, I want to hear you scream from the top of your lungs 1313 00:57:48,898 --> 00:57:50,365 that you love me. 1314 00:57:50,366 --> 00:57:53,302 - Babe, I mean, isn't this just a little silly? 1315 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:54,137 - [LESLIE] Who's there? 1316 00:57:54,138 --> 00:57:55,804 - I love you! 1317 00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:57,005 - [LESLIE] Again. 1318 00:57:57,006 --> 00:58:00,976 - I love you, I love you, love you, love you! 1319 00:58:00,977 --> 00:58:01,945 Fuck! 1320 00:58:01,945 --> 00:58:02,779 - Bitch… 1321 00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:04,513 - It's okay, it's okay. 1322 00:58:04,514 --> 00:58:06,014 - Oh my god! 1323 00:58:06,015 --> 00:58:08,984 (SHOUTING) 1324 00:58:08,985 --> 00:58:10,319 - Summer, get out of here. 1325 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:11,221 Summer. 1326 00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:14,857 Get out. 1327 00:58:14,858 --> 00:58:18,060 Stop it, stop it, just get out. 1328 00:58:18,061 --> 00:58:20,196 (SMACKS) 1329 00:58:27,470 --> 00:58:29,805 - You look like a million pesos. 1330 00:58:29,806 --> 00:58:32,307 What happened after I left last night? 1331 00:58:32,308 --> 00:58:34,309 - Well, the good news is I made up with her at 5:00 a.m. 1332 00:58:34,310 --> 00:58:37,112 And the bad news is she says I have to fire you. 1333 00:58:37,113 --> 00:58:37,947 - Ha! 1334 00:58:37,948 --> 00:58:39,114 That's funny. 1335 00:58:39,115 --> 00:58:41,049 You're lucky I don't sue your ass. 1336 00:58:41,050 --> 00:58:42,584 Okay, they're all waiting in there for you. 1337 00:58:42,585 --> 00:58:44,586 I told them that you were polishing stats. 1338 00:58:44,587 --> 00:58:45,822 You do have stats? 1339 00:58:48,091 --> 00:58:49,324 That's what I thought. 1340 00:58:49,325 --> 00:58:51,093 Thank god I looked them up for you. 1341 00:58:51,094 --> 00:58:51,961 Shall we? 1342 00:58:56,933 --> 00:58:58,100 - Hey, guys. 1343 00:58:58,101 --> 00:59:01,336 Sorry I'm late, I was just… 1344 00:59:01,337 --> 00:59:02,171 - Oh! 1345 00:59:02,172 --> 00:59:03,338 Marty. 1346 00:59:03,339 --> 00:59:04,740 - I got it, I got it. 1347 00:59:04,741 --> 00:59:06,041 Start talking, say something, say something. 1348 00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:07,342 - Mr. Milk, hello. 1349 00:59:07,343 --> 00:59:09,478 Can I get anybody any drinks? 1350 00:59:09,479 --> 00:59:10,812 - Summer, please, take a seat. 1351 00:59:10,813 --> 00:59:13,715 Marty, we have all seen great work from you 1352 00:59:13,716 --> 00:59:15,050 in the juvenile division. 1353 00:59:15,051 --> 00:59:16,518 - Thanks, Lee. 1354 00:59:16,519 --> 00:59:18,954 - What do you propose for the Midway Investment account? 1355 00:59:18,955 --> 00:59:20,556 - Well, you know, Midway, right? 1356 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:24,861 Midway Investment Firm, Midway Investors, Midway. 1357 00:59:25,662 --> 00:59:28,530 Who is the Midway investor? 1358 00:59:28,531 --> 00:59:29,898 You know, I don't know, right? 1359 00:59:29,899 --> 00:59:31,700 Who the hell are these assholes? 1360 00:59:31,701 --> 00:59:33,536 - You're talking to one right here. 1361 00:59:36,606 --> 00:59:37,707 - I'll be right back. 1362 00:59:41,044 --> 00:59:42,244 - Oh. 1363 00:59:42,245 --> 00:59:43,879 Maybe we got the wrong guy for this. 1364 00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:46,782 - No, Marty is absolutely the right guy for this. 1365 00:59:46,783 --> 00:59:51,854 I mean, he has some really advanced angles on this thing. 1366 00:59:52,655 --> 00:59:53,989 - Hey, everyone! 1367 00:59:53,990 --> 00:59:55,858 I got some toys, guys. 1368 00:59:57,594 --> 00:59:59,227 Playtime, everyone. 1369 00:59:59,228 --> 01:00:00,129 Everyone play. 1370 01:00:01,564 --> 01:00:02,498 What's the matter? 1371 01:00:02,499 --> 01:00:04,032 You've forgotten how to play? 1372 01:00:04,033 --> 01:00:06,468 Look, we're trying to have a sophisticated meeting here, 1373 01:00:06,469 --> 01:00:09,871 now back in the 80s when the dudes and dudettes 1374 01:00:09,872 --> 01:00:11,173 that Midway's trying to target, 1375 01:00:11,174 --> 01:00:13,709 when they were primetime TV loving kids, 1376 01:00:13,710 --> 01:00:15,911 I was the undisputed king of cool. 1377 01:00:15,912 --> 01:00:17,546 Never needed a gun to solve my problems. 1378 01:00:17,547 --> 01:00:19,114 There wasn't a jam I couldn't get out of 1379 01:00:19,115 --> 01:00:21,116 with a little ingenuity and a paperclip. 1380 01:00:21,117 --> 01:00:23,885 I was their role model who convinced them 1381 01:00:23,886 --> 01:00:26,788 there is always an easy way out. 1382 01:00:26,789 --> 01:00:29,591 They were convinced that easy times would open arms, 1383 01:00:29,592 --> 01:00:32,027 lay ahead, but when they got out of college, 1384 01:00:32,028 --> 01:00:36,131 they got welcomed into the adult world full of indecision. 1385 01:00:36,132 --> 01:00:39,768 The 9/11, the terrorism, and a clueless president 1386 01:00:39,769 --> 01:00:43,438 and weapons of financial destruction, no decent jobs, 1387 01:00:43,439 --> 01:00:46,675 and the promise of being the first American generation 1388 01:00:46,676 --> 01:00:49,778 to have a worse quality of life than their parents. 1389 01:00:49,779 --> 01:00:51,179 What kind of life is that? 1390 01:00:51,180 --> 01:00:52,547 I don't know, I'm outta here! 1391 01:00:52,548 --> 01:00:55,151 That's a life that I don't want. 1392 01:00:56,352 --> 01:00:59,354 Well, that may be so, Marty. 1393 01:00:59,355 --> 01:01:00,189 Don't hit me now. 1394 01:01:00,189 --> 01:01:00,990 Well, why isn't there? 1395 01:01:00,991 --> 01:01:02,024 It's not my fault. 1396 01:01:02,025 --> 01:01:02,859 Whose fault is it? 1397 01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:05,560 See, I believe trust is dead. 1398 01:01:05,561 --> 01:01:08,196 We need the Midway campaign to focus 1399 01:01:08,197 --> 01:01:11,034 on the absence of role models. 1400 01:01:16,072 --> 01:01:21,144 - In the 25 years that I've been running this company, 1401 01:01:22,445 --> 01:01:26,983 I can't think of a more original, unique presentation. 1402 01:01:29,352 --> 01:01:33,655 Generation brought up without a credible role model. 1403 01:01:33,656 --> 01:01:35,323 I like the premise. 1404 01:01:35,324 --> 01:01:39,494 Suppose we were to invent the ideal role model 1405 01:01:39,495 --> 01:01:44,000 and then market it directly to this lost generation. 1406 01:01:45,401 --> 01:01:47,503 Think that's something you can come up with, Marty? 1407 01:01:48,805 --> 01:01:51,106 - Of course it is, Mr. Milk. 1408 01:01:51,107 --> 01:01:52,908 - Five companies bidding for the same job, 1409 01:01:52,909 --> 01:01:55,010 so Monday I'd like to hear very much 1410 01:01:55,011 --> 01:01:57,180 what your idea for the spokesman might be. 1411 01:01:58,648 --> 01:01:59,515 Good luck. 1412 01:02:01,017 --> 01:02:02,684 - You really pulled it off. 1413 01:02:02,685 --> 01:02:04,987 I don't know how you did, but you did it. 1414 01:02:07,323 --> 01:02:10,225 So to get the low self-esteemer to invest, 1415 01:02:10,226 --> 01:02:12,227 we need to understand how they learned 1416 01:02:12,228 --> 01:02:14,863 to not value themselves in the first place. 1417 01:02:14,864 --> 01:02:17,600 (PHONE RINGING) 1418 01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:20,603 - You got Marty. 1419 01:02:20,604 --> 01:02:22,738 - She's a fountain girl! 1420 01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:23,639 - Rawl? 1421 01:02:23,639 --> 01:02:24,574 Fountain girl? 1422 01:02:24,575 --> 01:02:25,907 What are you talking about? 1423 01:02:25,908 --> 01:02:26,876 - Judith. 1424 01:02:26,877 --> 01:02:28,176 My wonder entered her garden 1425 01:02:28,177 --> 01:02:30,846 and then I discovered her life flow. 1426 01:02:30,847 --> 01:02:33,548 Marty, the French say if you find a fountain girl, 1427 01:02:33,549 --> 01:02:35,417 you'll forever bathe in love. 1428 01:02:35,418 --> 01:02:36,952 Pierre is right. 1429 01:02:36,953 --> 01:02:38,587 Marty, it was like having a hot bottle of champagne 1430 01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:41,022 just exploded all over my face! 1431 01:02:41,023 --> 01:02:43,325 - A bottle of hot champagne on your face? 1432 01:02:43,326 --> 01:02:45,260 What are you talking about? 1433 01:02:45,261 --> 01:02:47,562 - Sounds like female ejaculation to me. 1434 01:02:47,563 --> 01:02:50,565 - She was deep in passion and I was gripped in fear, 1435 01:02:50,566 --> 01:02:52,067 holding onto the bedposts. 1436 01:02:52,068 --> 01:02:54,269 She guided my kisses down to her garden 1437 01:02:54,270 --> 01:02:55,737 and my tongue tickled her joy. 1438 01:02:55,738 --> 01:02:58,306 And soon came a sudden whoosh! 1439 01:02:58,307 --> 01:03:00,275 I mean, I'd heard it in France about fountain girls, 1440 01:03:00,276 --> 01:03:01,943 but I didn't think it was true. 1441 01:03:01,944 --> 01:03:03,779 - Shh, stop talking, please. 1442 01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:06,214 - Oh, Marty, I was so excited that my force was unleashed 1443 01:03:06,215 --> 01:03:09,417 and she wasn't even touching my wonder. 1444 01:03:09,418 --> 01:03:10,752 - Look, no more talking about force. 1445 01:03:10,753 --> 01:03:12,888 Please, just calm down and slow down. 1446 01:03:12,889 --> 01:03:14,422 - I mean, it was an emotional journey. 1447 01:03:14,423 --> 01:03:18,426 We held nothing back in mind, in body, in soul. 1448 01:03:18,427 --> 01:03:19,661 We shared everything! 1449 01:03:19,662 --> 01:03:22,364 I mean secrets, dreams, desires. 1450 01:03:22,365 --> 01:03:23,665 - Wait, desires? 1451 01:03:23,666 --> 01:03:24,900 - Marty, this is it. 1452 01:03:24,901 --> 01:03:26,701 I mean, this is what being in love is. 1453 01:03:26,702 --> 01:03:28,703 It's not being afraid. 1454 01:03:28,704 --> 01:03:31,173 And finally, finally this is it. 1455 01:03:31,174 --> 01:03:32,641 - What are you talking about? 1456 01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:35,243 - She spoke of past loves, even tragedies. 1457 01:03:35,244 --> 01:03:36,745 - Tragedies, what tragedies? 1458 01:03:36,746 --> 01:03:40,148 - She spoke of Gordon, young love she had when she was 22. 1459 01:03:40,149 --> 01:03:42,884 Some idealistic motorcyclist dropout, 1460 01:03:42,885 --> 01:03:44,119 used to write a novel a week. 1461 01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:45,987 I mean, her family hated him. 1462 01:03:45,988 --> 01:03:47,789 Her father convinced him that it would kill him 1463 01:03:47,790 --> 01:03:49,457 if they got married. 1464 01:03:49,458 --> 01:03:51,059 So she went and married the first college boy 1465 01:03:51,060 --> 01:03:52,127 she could find. 1466 01:03:52,128 --> 01:03:53,295 Nervous New Yorker. 1467 01:03:53,296 --> 01:03:54,930 - Yes, yes, exactly, right, right. 1468 01:03:54,931 --> 01:03:57,265 Who she divorced when her son was five 1469 01:03:57,266 --> 01:03:59,034 because she found him cheating. 1470 01:03:59,035 --> 01:04:00,235 - Yes, yes! 1471 01:04:00,236 --> 01:04:01,870 But no, she was the one doing the cheating. 1472 01:04:01,871 --> 01:04:02,705 Hey, how do you know? 1473 01:04:02,706 --> 01:04:04,439 - She was cheating? 1474 01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:05,740 Wait, wait, wait, who the hell is Gordon? 1475 01:04:05,741 --> 01:04:08,109 My dad was the first love of her life. 1476 01:04:08,110 --> 01:04:09,078 - Your dad? 1477 01:04:09,079 --> 01:04:12,248 Aunt Judy's my mom, you fucking French found fuck. 1478 01:04:13,149 --> 01:04:14,050 - What? 1479 01:04:15,618 --> 01:04:17,085 I had sex with your mom? 1480 01:04:17,086 --> 01:04:18,320 - Yes. 1481 01:04:18,321 --> 01:04:20,890 And it sounds like you liked it, motherfucker. 1482 01:04:23,092 --> 01:04:23,926 - I don't believe this. 1483 01:04:23,926 --> 01:04:24,827 - Believe it! 1484 01:04:26,495 --> 01:04:27,296 I thought… 1485 01:04:27,297 --> 01:04:28,763 I'm a freak. 1486 01:04:28,764 --> 01:04:30,232 I thought it would, I don't know what I thought. 1487 01:04:30,233 --> 01:04:32,400 I'm sorry, man, I should have been straight with you. 1488 01:04:32,401 --> 01:04:33,735 You can keep the money… 1489 01:04:33,736 --> 01:04:35,605 - I don't know what to say except… 1490 01:04:36,606 --> 01:04:38,673 Except thank you. 1491 01:04:38,674 --> 01:04:39,575 - Thank you? 1492 01:04:40,509 --> 01:04:42,010 Thank you? 1493 01:04:42,011 --> 01:04:44,813 - Marty, you can keep the money. 1494 01:04:44,814 --> 01:04:46,715 I never thought I'd say these three words. 1495 01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:48,116 I'm in love! 1496 01:04:48,117 --> 01:04:49,417 - You're not in love, man. 1497 01:04:49,418 --> 01:04:51,319 You're talking about my mom, alright? 1498 01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:53,321 She collects rubber bands. 1499 01:04:53,322 --> 01:04:54,522 - No, I am in love. 1500 01:04:54,523 --> 01:04:56,224 Marty, she opened up something inside of me. 1501 01:04:56,225 --> 01:04:58,026 - Just stop talking about anything being opened up 1502 01:04:58,027 --> 01:05:00,195 inside of you, please, okay? 1503 01:05:00,196 --> 01:05:02,230 - She is like an epic living novel. 1504 01:05:02,231 --> 01:05:03,365 I can't put her down, I won't. 1505 01:05:03,366 --> 01:05:04,566 - Rawl, stop! 1506 01:05:04,567 --> 01:05:06,067 I don't want to hear any more of the bullshit 1507 01:05:06,068 --> 01:05:07,302 about you sticking the fucking wonder in her fucking garden 1508 01:05:07,303 --> 01:05:08,937 and if there's any more (MUMBLES) fucking face 1509 01:05:08,938 --> 01:05:10,472 about how you lost your fucking dick. 1510 01:05:10,473 --> 01:05:12,107 You're celibate, you haven't has sex for 10 fucking years 1511 01:05:12,108 --> 01:05:13,608 you motherfucker. 1512 01:05:13,609 --> 01:05:15,611 Rawl, stop talking about fucking my fucking mother! 1513 01:05:21,684 --> 01:05:22,618 - So sweet. 1514 01:05:22,619 --> 01:05:24,452 And it's not even Mother's Day. 1515 01:05:24,453 --> 01:05:25,521 - You must go! 1516 01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:35,064 (KNOCKING) 1517 01:05:41,337 --> 01:05:43,571 (KISSING) 1518 01:05:43,572 --> 01:05:44,473 - I have a gift. 1519 01:05:46,242 --> 01:05:49,544 (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 1520 01:05:49,545 --> 01:05:50,779 - You cooked. 1521 01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:52,447 - Traveling on a budget, you learn some things. 1522 01:05:52,448 --> 01:05:54,316 This is my favorite dish. 1523 01:05:54,317 --> 01:05:56,952 Couscous taught to me by Kabal Kan Katak. 1524 01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:59,121 He's the leader of an anti-Taliban force. 1525 01:06:00,456 --> 01:06:03,124 This couscous has recruited more men than Uncle Sam. 1526 01:06:03,125 --> 01:06:03,960 - Let me take your coat. 1527 01:06:03,961 --> 01:06:05,727 - Oh, thank you. 1528 01:06:05,728 --> 01:06:08,264 - You've really done some stuff, you know that? 1529 01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:11,266 You should write a novel. 1530 01:06:11,267 --> 01:06:12,834 - It would be incomplete. 1531 01:06:12,835 --> 01:06:16,137 I'm living the most exciting chapter now. 1532 01:06:16,138 --> 01:06:18,940 - (LAUGHS) I'm sorry, it's such a mess and… 1533 01:06:18,941 --> 01:06:20,942 I had no time to clean up. 1534 01:06:20,943 --> 01:06:22,177 - No, it doesn't look too bad at all. 1535 01:06:22,178 --> 01:06:23,912 - I've got this dinner here. 1536 01:06:23,913 --> 01:06:25,046 I don't know if you'll like my cooking. 1537 01:06:25,047 --> 01:06:26,348 - Hey, who's that? 1538 01:06:26,349 --> 01:06:28,750 - Oh yeah, that's my fucking ex-husband. 1539 01:06:28,751 --> 01:06:30,619 He's such an asshole. 1540 01:06:31,754 --> 01:06:33,621 I mean, he was in the best pictures of Marty 1541 01:06:33,622 --> 01:06:36,257 so I had to cut the prick's head off. 1542 01:06:36,258 --> 01:06:37,727 Too bad it wasn't his prick. 1543 01:06:39,795 --> 01:06:40,629 Marty? 1544 01:06:40,630 --> 01:06:41,897 That's my son, you know. 1545 01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:44,166 He's the same age as you. 1546 01:06:45,368 --> 01:06:46,368 - Oh. 1547 01:06:46,369 --> 01:06:47,902 - (LAUGHS) Yeah. 1548 01:06:47,903 --> 01:06:49,772 I hope that when he comes into town, we can all have dinner. 1549 01:06:50,906 --> 01:06:51,741 (SCREAMS) 1550 01:06:51,742 --> 01:06:53,074 - Oh god. 1551 01:06:53,075 --> 01:06:54,342 - [JUDITH] It's okay, it's okay. 1552 01:06:54,343 --> 01:06:55,543 - [RAWL] Don't touch it, it's ruined. 1553 01:06:55,544 --> 01:06:56,479 - No, it's okay. 1554 01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:57,545 - No, I made a mess everywhere. 1555 01:06:57,546 --> 01:06:58,613 I think I should just go. 1556 01:06:58,614 --> 01:07:00,081 - No, no, no, no! 1557 01:07:00,082 --> 01:07:02,317 It's just one less dish to wash, what are you talking about? 1558 01:07:02,318 --> 01:07:03,518 Fuck it, let's just go. 1559 01:07:03,519 --> 01:07:05,020 There's a restaurant right around the corner 1560 01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:06,956 that I've always wanted to check out and… 1561 01:07:08,257 --> 01:07:11,093 You said that we would create our own path. 1562 01:07:13,629 --> 01:07:15,731 - Everything happens for a reason, right? 1563 01:07:16,665 --> 01:07:18,567 - Yeah, not necessarily a good one. 1564 01:07:19,902 --> 01:07:22,203 I always hated that New Age bullshit, 1565 01:07:22,204 --> 01:07:24,473 but coming from you it's worth listening to. 1566 01:07:25,975 --> 01:07:28,143 (KISSES) 1567 01:07:28,144 --> 01:07:30,278 You're such a goon, you know that? 1568 01:07:30,279 --> 01:07:31,747 What do you see in me? 1569 01:07:33,449 --> 01:07:35,217 - I see everything. 1570 01:07:59,108 --> 01:07:59,975 Lunch. 1571 01:08:02,211 --> 01:08:04,212 (KISSES) 1572 01:08:04,213 --> 01:08:05,448 - Could get used to this. 1573 01:08:18,294 --> 01:08:21,530 I could get used to this? 1574 01:08:42,918 --> 01:08:46,187 - Summer, I am way overloaded on accounts. 1575 01:08:46,188 --> 01:08:48,756 I am promoting you from my assistant to creative director 1576 01:08:48,757 --> 01:08:51,226 and you're gonna be responsible for Sour Licks Candy 1577 01:08:51,227 --> 01:08:52,628 akumenang.com 1578 01:08:53,462 --> 01:08:54,630 - Are you shitting me? 1579 01:08:56,465 --> 01:08:57,899 Can you do that? 1580 01:08:57,900 --> 01:08:58,801 - Absolutely not. 1581 01:09:00,169 --> 01:09:02,337 But I've gotta do it if we're gonna land our firm Midway. 1582 01:09:02,338 --> 01:09:03,771 I'll beg Milk. 1583 01:09:03,772 --> 01:09:06,208 But for now it's just gonna be our little secret. 1584 01:09:07,009 --> 01:09:07,977 - Me likey. 1585 01:09:09,311 --> 01:09:11,846 But I still want in on the Midway account, okay? 1586 01:09:11,847 --> 01:09:13,915 Which reminds me, let me get you those Austin weeklies. 1587 01:09:13,916 --> 01:09:15,618 I've been hunting them down forever. 1588 01:09:21,490 --> 01:09:22,391 - Thank you. 1589 01:09:45,047 --> 01:09:46,548 - Don't say a word. 1590 01:09:46,549 --> 01:09:49,084 Just put on some rags and grab yourself a roller. 1591 01:09:54,156 --> 01:09:56,124 - No one gets in the fashion show 1592 01:09:56,125 --> 01:09:57,325 unless they're on the list. 1593 01:09:57,326 --> 01:09:59,460 (SHOUTING) 1594 01:09:59,461 --> 01:10:00,695 - Ladies, how you doing? 1595 01:10:00,696 --> 01:10:02,398 Hey, I'm with one of the models, Leslie White? 1596 01:10:04,233 --> 01:10:05,767 - I know these bitches are skinny, 1597 01:10:05,768 --> 01:10:08,737 but unless she's invisible, I'd say you're on your own. 1598 01:10:09,838 --> 01:10:11,439 - Come on, hawk, I just need to get by. 1599 01:10:11,440 --> 01:10:13,809 - My my my my my my. 1600 01:10:15,110 --> 01:10:17,646 Haven't seen you at one of these outings in donkey's years. 1601 01:10:18,981 --> 01:10:19,882 He's with us. 1602 01:10:20,849 --> 01:10:22,918 (SIGHS) 1603 01:10:23,752 --> 01:10:24,587 - In you go. 1604 01:10:24,587 --> 01:10:25,421 - You're a prince. 1605 01:10:25,422 --> 01:10:27,021 - Queen, honey. 1606 01:10:27,022 --> 01:10:28,289 I'm a queen. 1607 01:10:28,290 --> 01:10:29,325 - Oh, yes, you are. 1608 01:10:42,571 --> 01:10:43,505 - (GASPS) Marty! 1609 01:10:43,506 --> 01:10:45,206 What are you doing here? 1610 01:10:45,207 --> 01:10:47,242 You surprised me. 1611 01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:48,977 Hey. 1612 01:10:48,978 --> 01:10:50,478 These new bitches dress so slow 1613 01:10:50,479 --> 01:10:51,779 it's making us all look bad. 1614 01:10:51,780 --> 01:10:53,181 I hope they take as many pictures of me 1615 01:10:53,182 --> 01:10:55,049 as they did the girl before me. 1616 01:10:55,050 --> 01:10:56,284 - Are you kidding? 1617 01:10:56,285 --> 01:10:57,820 I saw more flashes than the fourth of July. 1618 01:10:58,921 --> 01:11:01,023 - Oh (KISSES), what would I do without you? 1619 01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:08,596 - What would you do? 1620 01:11:08,597 --> 01:11:09,865 - [LESLIE] I don't know. 1621 01:11:14,203 --> 01:11:16,705 - Leslie, I'm here because I… 1622 01:11:19,441 --> 01:11:22,544 Because I need to close our relationship. 1623 01:11:24,713 --> 01:11:27,048 - (LAUGHS) God, Marty, I never know when you're playing. 1624 01:11:27,049 --> 01:11:28,816 - I'm not playing. 1625 01:11:28,817 --> 01:11:29,952 I'm not playing. 1626 01:11:33,889 --> 01:11:35,423 - What? 1627 01:11:35,424 --> 01:11:38,493 - You know what, I tried to do what you wanted me to do. 1628 01:11:38,494 --> 01:11:42,096 I pieced together a PR portfolio about you 1629 01:11:42,097 --> 01:11:44,766 to show some of my fancy magazine friends 1630 01:11:44,767 --> 01:11:47,769 and so I searched for some of the restaurant ads 1631 01:11:47,770 --> 01:11:49,937 that you said you did back in Austin. 1632 01:11:49,938 --> 01:11:51,839 You know, and like this is what I found. 1633 01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:52,974 It's just like… 1634 01:11:52,975 --> 01:11:54,343 I just, I… 1635 01:11:56,445 --> 01:11:59,714 Mandy Hot Talk, XXX. 1636 01:11:59,715 --> 01:12:00,948 Hot, right? 1637 01:12:00,949 --> 01:12:03,685 I guess you're just good with your words. 1638 01:12:03,686 --> 01:12:05,186 (LAUGHS) 1639 01:12:05,187 --> 01:12:09,925 I don't need your deceit or your manipulation anymore. 1640 01:12:10,993 --> 01:12:14,195 I'm tired of wasting my fucking time for you 1641 01:12:14,196 --> 01:12:16,464 and you're just driving me all over 1642 01:12:16,465 --> 01:12:18,299 and it just doesn't work, you know? 1643 01:12:18,300 --> 01:12:20,168 - Why is it, Marty, that I never know 1644 01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:22,870 what you're really feeling unless you're screaming about it? 1645 01:12:22,871 --> 01:12:24,706 Because you have no balls, Marty, 1646 01:12:24,707 --> 01:12:27,175 that's why I never know what you're fucking thinking. 1647 01:12:27,176 --> 01:12:29,578 And so I fibbed on a resume. 1648 01:12:30,679 --> 01:12:32,246 You're a fucking liar, that's what you are. 1649 01:12:32,247 --> 01:12:35,416 Lied about loving me, lied about respecting me in any way, 1650 01:12:35,417 --> 01:12:37,285 and you lied about believing in me. 1651 01:12:37,286 --> 01:12:38,853 All you had to do was make a phone call, Marty. 1652 01:12:38,854 --> 01:12:40,755 - I tried to do what you wanted to do! 1653 01:12:40,756 --> 01:12:41,789 - Fuck you. 1654 01:12:41,790 --> 01:12:43,624 Fuck you every fucking day. 1655 01:12:43,625 --> 01:12:45,226 I give two shits about you. 1656 01:12:45,227 --> 01:12:47,695 You're too much of a pussy to ever get some balls 1657 01:12:47,696 --> 01:12:49,731 and change for yourself! 1658 01:12:49,732 --> 01:12:51,699 And I will never spend another moment 1659 01:12:51,700 --> 01:12:54,469 with tears coming down my eyes for your fucking mess. 1660 01:12:54,470 --> 01:12:55,371 How about that? 1661 01:12:56,338 --> 01:12:58,640 (APPLAUDS) 1662 01:12:59,575 --> 01:13:01,143 - I can still make a few calls. 1663 01:13:03,479 --> 01:13:05,046 - Did you get all of that on tape? 1664 01:13:05,047 --> 01:13:05,981 Yes. 1665 01:13:05,982 --> 01:13:07,082 - Can I talk to you for a sec? 1666 01:13:08,150 --> 01:13:09,984 We need someone on set behind the scenes 1667 01:13:09,985 --> 01:13:12,920 to publicize what it's like to advertise with the stars, 1668 01:13:12,921 --> 01:13:14,122 you know? 1669 01:13:14,123 --> 01:13:16,824 Someone with a top fashion blog. 1670 01:13:16,825 --> 01:13:19,360 - I love Justin Bibi. 1671 01:13:19,361 --> 01:13:20,895 Who must I kill? 1672 01:13:20,896 --> 01:13:23,765 - Just type some hype on Leslie's lingerie line, okay, 1673 01:13:23,766 --> 01:13:25,500 and you got a deal. 1674 01:13:25,501 --> 01:13:27,101 - Okay, how perfect. 1675 01:13:27,102 --> 01:13:28,237 I can do that, yes. 1676 01:13:30,072 --> 01:13:33,040 - I had this theory that if you ever had an experience 1677 01:13:33,041 --> 01:13:37,779 where you felt like you can sense other people's thoughts? 1678 01:13:37,780 --> 01:13:40,248 - Yes. 1679 01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:42,683 I'm certain that's how certain animals communicate. 1680 01:13:42,684 --> 01:13:43,885 I also think in a way 1681 01:13:43,886 --> 01:13:46,154 that we choose our own facial structure. 1682 01:13:46,155 --> 01:13:47,589 - You're definitely a lion. 1683 01:13:48,390 --> 01:13:49,291 - Really? 1684 01:13:51,794 --> 01:13:53,128 - What do you think I am? 1685 01:13:58,867 --> 01:13:59,968 - Something in water. 1686 01:14:01,870 --> 01:14:03,305 Definitely with wings. 1687 01:14:09,978 --> 01:14:10,846 You're a swan. 1688 01:14:12,514 --> 01:14:14,550 - (LAUGHS) You are real. 1689 01:14:15,617 --> 01:14:17,251 I said something to you before, I must have. 1690 01:14:17,252 --> 01:14:18,486 - No, no, no, no, no. 1691 01:14:18,487 --> 01:14:19,988 You're so graceful and proud and… 1692 01:14:21,089 --> 01:14:21,990 Regal. 1693 01:14:23,959 --> 01:14:25,027 - This is too much. 1694 01:14:27,196 --> 01:14:29,230 When my father was still alive, 1695 01:14:29,231 --> 01:14:31,667 he would take me every Sunday to Prospect Park 1696 01:14:32,734 --> 01:14:35,971 and we would pass the swans in the lake. 1697 01:14:37,339 --> 01:14:40,275 He would fall silent and become mesmerized by them. 1698 01:14:41,643 --> 01:14:45,713 It was something that I never saw in him anywhere else. 1699 01:14:45,714 --> 01:14:49,050 I knew that if I wanted to catch the love of a man 1700 01:14:49,051 --> 01:14:52,821 like my father, I had to be a swan. 1701 01:14:56,258 --> 01:14:58,961 He was solid, always knew what to do. 1702 01:14:59,795 --> 01:15:02,029 His advice was golden. 1703 01:15:02,030 --> 01:15:03,432 If he'd only lived longer, 1704 01:15:04,933 --> 01:15:07,468 I probably wouldn't have made all the stupid mistakes 1705 01:15:07,469 --> 01:15:08,370 that I made. 1706 01:15:09,838 --> 01:15:12,608 It's because I had no one to consult with. 1707 01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:19,047 I've been foolish most of my life. 1708 01:15:32,127 --> 01:15:33,829 Have you ever been in love, Rawl? 1709 01:15:36,231 --> 01:15:37,132 - Once. 1710 01:15:38,166 --> 01:15:39,434 - Why did you leave her? 1711 01:15:41,203 --> 01:15:42,104 - I was weak. 1712 01:15:48,310 --> 01:15:53,382 - I've decided that the no role models idea 1713 01:15:54,182 --> 01:15:58,520 is a craptastic idea, right? 1714 01:15:59,821 --> 01:16:01,088 Let me tell you why. 1715 01:16:01,089 --> 01:16:05,894 Because see, most people are pathetic, you know? 1716 01:16:06,695 --> 01:16:07,663 They're either lying to someone 1717 01:16:08,697 --> 01:16:10,598 or they're lying to themselves. 1718 01:16:10,599 --> 01:16:12,833 We're gonna get 'em from a different… 1719 01:16:12,834 --> 01:16:15,937 We're gonna give 'em someone who tells the truth. 1720 01:16:15,938 --> 01:16:18,806 Someone who's not afraid to tell them 1721 01:16:18,807 --> 01:16:21,776 what the fuck is up, right? 1722 01:16:21,777 --> 01:16:25,446 And we'll call this guy Mr. Absolute Truth. 1723 01:16:25,447 --> 01:16:27,982 And we'll put him in situations 1724 01:16:27,983 --> 01:16:30,017 that everyone can identify with. 1725 01:16:30,018 --> 01:16:32,086 Like let's say you're going to your boss 1726 01:16:32,087 --> 01:16:33,554 and you need a little itty bitty raise. 1727 01:16:33,555 --> 01:16:35,089 "I've been working really, really hard for you 1728 01:16:35,090 --> 01:16:37,391 and just want to take my wife on a cruise to Alaska 1729 01:16:37,392 --> 01:16:38,893 and I think it'd be great…" 1730 01:16:38,894 --> 01:16:40,127 No! 1731 01:16:40,128 --> 01:16:42,163 And we throw in our guy. 1732 01:16:42,164 --> 01:16:45,700 Mr. Absolute Truth Man, here to save the day! 1733 01:16:45,701 --> 01:16:48,002 "Listen, boss man, alright, bust me out a raise 1734 01:16:48,003 --> 01:16:49,503 or I'm gonna take my ass, 1735 01:16:49,504 --> 01:16:51,005 I'm gonna run off to the competition, comprende?" 1736 01:16:51,006 --> 01:16:53,474 How about another scene where a guy's girlfriend 1737 01:16:53,475 --> 01:16:57,144 won't oblige him with a little BJ, just a little one. 1738 01:16:57,145 --> 01:16:59,013 He's gonna have to sit in the middle of the bed 1739 01:16:59,014 --> 01:17:00,848 and just masturbate while she's sleeping 1740 01:17:00,849 --> 01:17:02,216 in the middle of the fucking night. 1741 01:17:02,217 --> 01:17:04,051 And he says to her "Sweetheart, now I would appreciate 1742 01:17:04,052 --> 01:17:06,020 a little hummer if you just would go downtown 1743 01:17:06,021 --> 01:17:07,555 and make things a little bit easier for me. 1744 01:17:07,556 --> 01:17:08,823 I'd really appreciate it, baby." 1745 01:17:08,824 --> 01:17:11,659 Absolute Truth comes in and says "Listen, baby. 1746 01:17:11,660 --> 01:17:14,762 Either bust out a blowjob or I will go get a pro 1747 01:17:14,763 --> 01:17:17,331 come and guzzle my shit like champagne, click, click." 1748 01:17:17,332 --> 01:17:18,233 Boom! 1749 01:17:19,101 --> 01:17:20,368 Hold on, I got the best one. 1750 01:17:20,369 --> 01:17:22,136 This is one we can all identify with. 1751 01:17:22,137 --> 01:17:24,372 How about you got a guy who has a, 1752 01:17:24,373 --> 01:17:26,040 let's just say a nagging sister. 1753 01:17:26,041 --> 01:17:28,042 She's a class A complainer, alright? 1754 01:17:28,043 --> 01:17:30,177 A real fucking woo! 1755 01:17:30,178 --> 01:17:33,514 "I give you love all my life and nobody loves me." 1756 01:17:33,515 --> 01:17:36,417 She's just nagging the shit out of him, right? 1757 01:17:36,418 --> 01:17:39,620 And so our guy, he hires his buddy to date her 1758 01:17:39,621 --> 01:17:41,255 and to take her and bingo! 1759 01:17:41,256 --> 01:17:43,624 The fucking sister's off his ass and the problem is solved. 1760 01:17:43,625 --> 01:17:44,892 You wanna know why? 1761 01:17:44,893 --> 01:17:45,861 Because this guy had the money, he had the money! 1762 01:17:45,862 --> 01:17:46,961 How'd he get the money, Greg? 1763 01:17:46,962 --> 01:17:48,229 I'll answer the question. 1764 01:17:48,230 --> 01:17:50,898 He got the money because he invests with Midway. 1765 01:17:50,899 --> 01:17:52,099 Boom! 1766 01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:54,301 That's it, money solved the fucking problem. 1767 01:17:54,302 --> 01:17:55,603 And here's the tagline. 1768 01:17:55,604 --> 01:17:57,371 Afraid to invest with Midway? 1769 01:17:57,372 --> 01:17:59,607 Then you don't deserve money. 1770 01:17:59,608 --> 01:18:01,976 It's a no excuses campaign, right? 1771 01:18:01,977 --> 01:18:04,913 You got the balls and we'll get you the money! 1772 01:18:06,948 --> 01:18:08,215 - Meeting's over. 1773 01:18:08,216 --> 01:18:09,117 Out. 1774 01:18:11,019 --> 01:18:13,255 (HUMMING) 1775 01:18:18,026 --> 01:18:18,927 Sit down. 1776 01:18:19,795 --> 01:18:20,696 Take a seat. 1777 01:18:22,864 --> 01:18:24,800 I gather you're under a little bit of stress. 1778 01:18:26,201 --> 01:18:27,102 What's going on? 1779 01:18:29,037 --> 01:18:29,938 - It's me. 1780 01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:33,240 - Excuse me? 1781 01:18:33,241 --> 01:18:34,309 - It's my mess. 1782 01:18:35,343 --> 01:18:36,544 - Who the hell else's would it be? 1783 01:18:36,545 --> 01:18:41,550 - Everybody else's… I thought. 1784 01:18:42,684 --> 01:18:44,652 All I wanted was just to nail this campaign. 1785 01:18:44,653 --> 01:18:47,021 You know, I just don't want to be stuck 1786 01:18:47,022 --> 01:18:49,557 making kids commercials for the rest of my life! 1787 01:18:49,558 --> 01:18:50,392 - Calm down. 1788 01:18:50,393 --> 01:18:51,625 - I can't calm down. 1789 01:18:51,626 --> 01:18:53,427 If I'm calm, people just walk all over me. 1790 01:18:53,428 --> 01:18:54,995 I just let them walk all over me 1791 01:18:54,996 --> 01:18:56,564 and I can't be walked over anymore. 1792 01:18:56,565 --> 01:18:57,665 I've got to do this. 1793 01:18:57,666 --> 01:18:59,433 I want Midway, I need Midway, 1794 01:18:59,434 --> 01:19:02,069 and I don't know why I just couldn't fucking do it! 1795 01:19:02,070 --> 01:19:02,971 - Grow up! 1796 01:19:04,372 --> 01:19:05,674 God's sakes. 1797 01:19:06,975 --> 01:19:08,710 You're great with the kids stuff. 1798 01:19:09,511 --> 01:19:11,245 So you hit a wall. 1799 01:19:11,246 --> 01:19:14,148 It's not the end of the world, it's not defeat. 1800 01:19:14,149 --> 01:19:15,616 I've seen people waste their entire lives 1801 01:19:15,617 --> 01:19:18,620 trying to become something that they're never gonna become. 1802 01:19:19,955 --> 01:19:22,056 So maybe this is who you are. 1803 01:19:22,057 --> 01:19:23,892 Maybe you're the little kid guy. 1804 01:19:25,393 --> 01:19:28,696 - No, no, you're not getting me, Mr. Milk. 1805 01:19:28,697 --> 01:19:32,867 - I get that you are out of your depth here 1806 01:19:32,868 --> 01:19:35,236 and that you're off of Midway. 1807 01:19:35,237 --> 01:19:37,139 - I'm either off Midway or I'm fired? 1808 01:19:38,907 --> 01:19:40,142 Then I guess I'm fired. 1809 01:19:41,610 --> 01:19:44,079 - Talent is a harder thing to ride than pity is. 1810 01:19:46,047 --> 01:19:46,948 It's your call. 1811 01:19:54,456 --> 01:19:59,460 - How about I take my vacation time next week 1812 01:19:59,461 --> 01:20:01,930 and I earn back the Midway account? 1813 01:20:06,334 --> 01:20:07,402 - Oh, what the hell. 1814 01:20:08,637 --> 01:20:10,272 Everybody fucks up once, right? 1815 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:13,874 I know I did. (LAUGHS) 1816 01:20:13,875 --> 01:20:17,611 Thanks for the driving directions to Palm Springs. 1817 01:20:17,612 --> 01:20:21,048 I will have my cell, but I am not checking email. 1818 01:20:21,049 --> 01:20:22,550 - Okay. 1819 01:20:22,551 --> 01:20:24,886 Well, I will be available 24-7 to bounce ideas off of. 1820 01:20:25,954 --> 01:20:27,454 - I might just take you up on that. 1821 01:20:27,455 --> 01:20:30,925 But please, please do not give out my hotel information 1822 01:20:30,926 --> 01:20:33,327 to anyone, especially my mom. 1823 01:20:33,328 --> 01:20:34,495 - Okay. 1824 01:20:34,496 --> 01:20:35,831 Go, mad man, go. 1825 01:20:37,232 --> 01:20:40,534 (PHONE RINGING) 1826 01:20:40,535 --> 01:20:41,635 - [RECORDING] You got Marty's home phone, 1827 01:20:41,636 --> 01:20:42,871 tell me something good. 1828 01:20:44,139 --> 01:20:46,274 (CRYING) 1829 01:20:53,582 --> 01:20:55,015 - Mom, are you okay? 1830 01:20:55,016 --> 01:20:56,483 - I'm not okay. 1831 01:20:56,484 --> 01:20:58,152 I'm not okay, I'm not okay, I'm not… 1832 01:20:58,153 --> 01:20:58,987 - Rawl? 1833 01:20:58,987 --> 01:20:59,955 What the fuck? 1834 01:20:59,956 --> 01:21:01,155 - She said if I truly loved her, 1835 01:21:01,156 --> 01:21:02,356 I'd understand and I'd stop bugging her, 1836 01:21:02,357 --> 01:21:03,490 but I don't understand, I don't understand. 1837 01:21:03,491 --> 01:21:05,826 I mean, I want to see her. 1838 01:21:05,827 --> 01:21:06,795 I need to see her. 1839 01:21:07,896 --> 01:21:09,129 You must have told her about our deal. 1840 01:21:09,130 --> 01:21:10,998 - I didn't tell her shit. 1841 01:21:10,999 --> 01:21:12,633 - I've never needed anyone before. 1842 01:21:12,634 --> 01:21:13,934 It hurts. 1843 01:21:13,935 --> 01:21:15,769 I can't take it, I need to make it stop. 1844 01:21:15,770 --> 01:21:17,204 - You're overreacting. 1845 01:21:17,205 --> 01:21:19,440 She's probably just playing hard to get again. 1846 01:21:19,441 --> 01:21:21,576 - She put call blocking on my number. 1847 01:21:22,410 --> 01:21:23,577 - Oh. 1848 01:21:23,578 --> 01:21:25,179 - Can't take it. 1849 01:21:25,180 --> 01:21:29,617 I can't take it, I can't take it, I can't take it, 1850 01:21:29,618 --> 01:21:30,418 I can't take it! 1851 01:21:30,419 --> 01:21:32,120 - So don't take it, man. 1852 01:21:35,657 --> 01:21:37,324 - Okay. 1853 01:21:37,325 --> 01:21:38,193 - Okay what? 1854 01:21:40,095 --> 01:21:41,062 - I won't take it. 1855 01:21:43,798 --> 01:21:45,867 (SIGHS) 1856 01:21:47,235 --> 01:21:48,503 - How you gonna do that? 1857 01:21:50,171 --> 01:21:51,072 - Sorry, Marty. 1858 01:21:52,340 --> 01:21:53,974 I've ruined everything. 1859 01:21:53,975 --> 01:21:54,910 - Not your fault. 1860 01:21:56,278 --> 01:21:57,178 It's mine. 1861 01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:00,048 - I will make these feelings stop. 1862 01:22:01,850 --> 01:22:06,388 - Rawl, you're not gonna do anything stupid, are you? 1863 01:22:07,155 --> 01:22:09,723 - I'll make them stop. 1864 01:22:09,724 --> 01:22:11,926 (DIAL TONE) 1865 01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:12,827 - What? 1866 01:22:13,695 --> 01:22:16,197 (♫ CALM MUSIC) 1867 01:22:30,011 --> 01:22:32,314 (KNOCKING) 1868 01:22:36,651 --> 01:22:37,918 - Come on, come on, come on. 1869 01:22:37,919 --> 01:22:39,620 We are fucked, we are fucked. 1870 01:22:39,621 --> 01:22:41,088 He's been gone 1871 01:22:41,089 --> 01:22:42,323 since you got off the phone with him yesterday. 1872 01:22:42,324 --> 01:22:43,958 I have no concept of where he is. 1873 01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:44,793 - I do. 1874 01:22:44,793 --> 01:22:45,627 - The laundromat? 1875 01:22:45,628 --> 01:22:47,161 - Why, does he stink? 1876 01:22:47,162 --> 01:22:48,729 - No, actually I liked the way he smells. 1877 01:22:48,730 --> 01:22:51,131 It smells like baseball cards fresh out of the package. 1878 01:22:51,132 --> 01:22:52,366 It's nice. 1879 01:22:52,367 --> 01:22:53,600 The laundromat, that's a good place 1880 01:22:53,601 --> 01:22:56,236 Something about all those clothes are going round and round 1881 01:22:56,237 --> 01:22:57,438 and they're sudsy. 1882 01:22:57,439 --> 01:22:58,973 And the more they spin, the more you see. 1883 01:22:58,974 --> 01:23:01,709 The more you see, so, okay, he thinks he's in love, right? 1884 01:23:01,710 --> 01:23:02,544 - No. 1885 01:23:02,545 --> 01:23:03,978 I've been there before. 1886 01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:06,580 It's not love anymore. 1887 01:23:06,581 --> 01:23:07,815 - Alright, you're right. 1888 01:23:07,816 --> 01:23:09,783 Maybe love has a way of tilting into crazy. 1889 01:23:09,784 --> 01:23:11,552 - Fuck, man, we gotta find him. 1890 01:23:11,553 --> 01:23:13,587 In college, I had to talk him out of killing himself 1891 01:23:13,588 --> 01:23:14,755 almost every semester. 1892 01:23:14,756 --> 01:23:16,190 - Oh. 1893 01:23:16,191 --> 01:23:17,324 Well, I checked the laundry room and the basement, 1894 01:23:17,325 --> 01:23:18,525 I called the laundromat down the block. 1895 01:23:18,526 --> 01:23:20,627 - He's not at a fucking laundromat! 1896 01:23:20,628 --> 01:23:22,096 - Then he doesn't know what he's missing. 1897 01:23:22,097 --> 01:23:24,498 - Look, he's probably just lurking around my mom's place. 1898 01:23:24,499 --> 01:23:25,532 - You think he's gonna drop the bomb, 1899 01:23:25,533 --> 01:23:26,401 tell your mom he's your whore? 1900 01:23:26,402 --> 01:23:27,634 - I don't think so. 1901 01:23:27,635 --> 01:23:28,503 I mean, that's what I love about him, 1902 01:23:28,504 --> 01:23:29,504 he'd never hurt anyone. 1903 01:23:29,504 --> 01:23:30,405 - Or pay them to. 1904 01:23:31,639 --> 01:23:32,840 - Thanks. 1905 01:23:32,841 --> 01:23:33,974 I guess that's what I'm born to do. 1906 01:23:33,975 --> 01:23:35,542 - Come on, buddy, I'm sorry. 1907 01:23:35,543 --> 01:23:37,911 I've seen those bananas for brains ads you wrote. 1908 01:23:37,912 --> 01:23:40,047 ♪ Bananas for brains, ♪ ♪ bananas for brains ♪ 1909 01:23:40,048 --> 01:23:42,683 ♪ You can think all you want ♪ ♪ but it's bananas the same ♪ 1910 01:23:42,684 --> 01:23:44,118 - It's cute, you're a sweetheart. 1911 01:23:44,119 --> 01:23:46,120 - Rupert, I know you're afraid to leave this apartment, 1912 01:23:46,121 --> 01:23:48,522 but I need your help searching for him. 1913 01:23:48,523 --> 01:23:49,958 Can you handle the outside? 1914 01:23:52,627 --> 01:23:53,528 You can. 1915 01:23:54,662 --> 01:23:56,797 - I used to be afraid, but now I'm like afraid 1916 01:23:56,798 --> 01:23:58,665 of not being afraid, it's a whole other level of… 1917 01:23:58,666 --> 01:24:00,235 - Right, are you coming or not? 1918 01:24:04,239 --> 01:24:05,439 - Yes. 1919 01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:07,474 Yes, yes. 1920 01:24:07,475 --> 01:24:10,344 I'm coming, but I'm gonna need you to hold my hand 1921 01:24:10,345 --> 01:24:12,914 because I haven't left this building in 27 months. 1922 01:24:13,982 --> 01:24:15,050 Please hold my hand. 1923 01:24:20,622 --> 01:24:21,456 - [MARTY] You okay? 1924 01:24:21,456 --> 01:24:22,357 - Yeah, yeah. 1925 01:24:27,028 --> 01:24:30,265 Oh, do you think we can get some ice cream later? 1926 01:24:41,609 --> 01:24:42,510 - Hey, guy. 1927 01:24:43,845 --> 01:24:45,212 Guy. 1928 01:24:45,213 --> 01:24:46,047 Buddy, over here. 1929 01:24:46,048 --> 01:24:47,648 - What? 1930 01:24:47,649 --> 01:24:49,416 - It wouldn't kill you to order something. 1931 01:24:49,417 --> 01:24:51,351 - If only suicide was that easy. 1932 01:24:51,352 --> 01:24:52,352 - We're fresh out of cyanide. 1933 01:24:52,353 --> 01:24:54,121 How about an espresso? 1934 01:24:54,122 --> 01:24:55,023 - Why not? 1935 01:24:58,226 --> 01:25:00,194 - So you keeping your eyes peeled on the other side 1936 01:25:00,195 --> 01:25:01,196 of the street, man? 1937 01:25:02,363 --> 01:25:03,198 - Yeah. 1938 01:25:03,199 --> 01:25:04,565 It's nice being out. 1939 01:25:04,566 --> 01:25:06,100 I'm really set being inside. 1940 01:25:06,101 --> 01:25:10,972 It's just a solid feeling, not needing anything. 1941 01:25:12,340 --> 01:25:15,008 - So does this mean I can let go of your fucking hand? 1942 01:25:15,009 --> 01:25:16,043 - No! 1943 01:25:16,044 --> 01:25:18,312 No, no, no, no! 1944 01:25:18,313 --> 01:25:19,147 No. 1945 01:25:19,148 --> 01:25:20,747 - Okay. 1946 01:25:20,748 --> 01:25:22,216 Come on. 1947 01:25:22,217 --> 01:25:24,552 (CLINKING) 1948 01:25:27,822 --> 01:25:28,790 - Hey, easy, maestro. 1949 01:25:28,791 --> 01:25:30,224 Hey, relax. 1950 01:25:30,225 --> 01:25:32,326 You slugged back enough caffeine to wire a small city. 1951 01:25:32,327 --> 01:25:33,660 Hey, you're done. 1952 01:25:33,661 --> 01:25:34,962 I'm cutting your ass off, this is it. 1953 01:25:34,963 --> 01:25:36,498 $37.12. 1954 01:25:37,999 --> 01:25:38,900 - Why not? 1955 01:25:41,302 --> 01:25:43,438 (CHEERS) 1956 01:25:46,674 --> 01:25:47,808 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1957 01:25:47,809 --> 01:25:49,042 Get down, get down. 1958 01:25:49,043 --> 01:25:50,611 Come on, man, get off the counter. 1959 01:25:50,612 --> 01:25:51,513 Not on the walls! 1960 01:25:52,447 --> 01:25:54,014 - Why not? 1961 01:25:54,015 --> 01:25:55,249 - Don't touch the customers. 1962 01:25:55,250 --> 01:25:56,184 - Why not? 1963 01:25:56,185 --> 01:25:57,284 - Don't touch the customers. 1964 01:25:57,285 --> 01:25:59,453 No, come on, no, no. 1965 01:25:59,454 --> 01:26:00,721 Hey, what did I just say? 1966 01:26:00,722 --> 01:26:03,458 Hey, I just said no customers, no customers. 1967 01:26:04,559 --> 01:26:05,993 Alright, show's over, okay, pal? 1968 01:26:05,994 --> 01:26:07,961 Show's over, you're done, you're done, you're out of here. 1969 01:26:07,962 --> 01:26:10,164 Go home, take a powder, buddy. 1970 01:26:10,165 --> 01:26:11,065 - Why not? 1971 01:26:11,066 --> 01:26:12,533 Why not? 1972 01:26:12,534 --> 01:26:15,035 Why not! 1973 01:26:15,036 --> 01:26:17,604 - Yeah, and people say "Oh, it's a bad thing," 1974 01:26:17,605 --> 01:26:19,540 the internet making it easy for guys like me 1975 01:26:19,541 --> 01:26:20,874 to stay at home. 1976 01:26:20,875 --> 01:26:22,176 I think they're right, you know? 1977 01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:24,846 It's kind of fun getting out in the world. 1978 01:26:26,481 --> 01:26:27,482 (LAUGHS) I really like it. 1979 01:26:31,719 --> 01:26:34,087 - Because if you do, I'll knock your ass backwards. 1980 01:26:34,088 --> 01:26:34,989 - Why not? 1981 01:26:42,764 --> 01:26:43,764 - Rawl in his undies. 1982 01:26:43,765 --> 01:26:44,699 Rawl in his undies! 1983 01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:46,466 That's Rawl, Rawl in his undies! 1984 01:26:46,467 --> 01:26:48,035 - I gotta put you down. 1985 01:26:48,036 --> 01:26:50,071 - Oh, oh. - Shit. 1986 01:26:52,740 --> 01:26:54,007 Oh, I'm outside. 1987 01:26:54,008 --> 01:26:58,780 I'm touching the ground, I'm touching the ground! 1988 01:26:59,447 --> 01:27:00,248 - Got another asshole. 1989 01:27:00,249 --> 01:27:05,119 - Let's get this nutjob. 1990 01:27:06,888 --> 01:27:08,655 - Then he goes like this. 1991 01:27:08,656 --> 01:27:11,325 Come on, cut him on that side. 1992 01:27:11,326 --> 01:27:12,994 Son of a bitch. 1993 01:27:17,999 --> 01:27:19,166 - Rawl. 1994 01:27:19,167 --> 01:27:20,601 There he goes. 1995 01:27:20,602 --> 01:27:21,502 - Stay right there. 1996 01:27:22,437 --> 01:27:23,437 Up against the car, let's go. 1997 01:27:23,438 --> 01:27:24,805 - Wait, wait! 1998 01:27:24,806 --> 01:27:26,073 - [RUPERT] Police brutality, police brutality! 1999 01:27:26,074 --> 01:27:28,008 - What happened, what happened? 2000 01:27:28,009 --> 01:27:29,977 - She took the love away man. 2001 01:27:29,978 --> 01:27:30,912 - Police brutality! 2002 01:27:30,913 --> 01:27:31,913 - Hey, stay the hell back. 2003 01:27:31,914 --> 01:27:34,047 - Okay, okay, okay! 2004 01:27:34,048 --> 01:27:34,983 - Where are you taking him? 2005 01:27:34,984 --> 01:27:36,183 - He's going to second precinct. 2006 01:27:36,184 --> 01:27:37,217 - It's alright, Rawl. 2007 01:27:37,218 --> 01:27:38,819 - No peace, no justice. 2008 01:27:38,820 --> 01:27:39,987 No peace, no justice! 2009 01:27:39,988 --> 01:27:40,988 - Shut up. 2010 01:27:40,989 --> 01:27:43,190 Just shut up. 2011 01:27:43,191 --> 01:27:44,125 Shut up. 2012 01:27:44,125 --> 01:27:44,959 - [RUPERT] No peace, no justice! 2013 01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:46,293 - Shut up! 2014 01:27:46,294 --> 01:27:47,728 (PUNCHES) 2015 01:27:47,729 --> 01:27:48,630 - I needed that. 2016 01:27:54,035 --> 01:27:55,902 - [MARTY] So he's gonna be okay, right? 2017 01:27:55,903 --> 01:27:57,271 - He seems fine for right now, 2018 01:27:57,272 --> 01:27:58,505 but we're holding him overnight. 2019 01:27:58,506 --> 01:28:00,374 If he passes the psych evaluation, 2020 01:28:00,375 --> 01:28:02,442 the judge will let him out with counseling. 2021 01:28:02,443 --> 01:28:04,212 If he can pay the $1,800 fine. 2022 01:28:06,381 --> 01:28:07,482 - I got that covered. 2023 01:28:08,750 --> 01:28:10,751 So where do I pick him up tomorrow? 2024 01:28:10,752 --> 01:28:12,352 - Tomorrow? 2025 01:28:12,353 --> 01:28:14,087 He's gotta go through the system. 2026 01:28:14,088 --> 01:28:16,456 He ain't gonna be out for at least three days. 2027 01:28:16,457 --> 01:28:17,791 - You said he's fine. 2028 01:28:17,792 --> 01:28:19,626 Why is it gonna take three days? 2029 01:28:19,627 --> 01:28:21,094 - Don't ask me. 2030 01:28:21,095 --> 01:28:24,098 That's just the way they've always done things around here. 2031 01:28:26,501 --> 01:28:28,970 (♫ CALM MUSIC) 2032 01:28:32,473 --> 01:28:33,374 - Mom? 2033 01:28:34,175 --> 01:28:35,743 It's me, it's Marty, you here? 2034 01:28:39,080 --> 01:28:40,448 Mom! 2035 01:28:41,582 --> 01:28:42,483 Fuck. 2036 01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:46,787 Hey, Larry. 2037 01:28:46,788 --> 01:28:47,788 - Hey, Marty, man. 2038 01:28:47,789 --> 01:28:48,723 What are you doing in town? 2039 01:28:48,724 --> 01:28:50,223 It's not even the holidays. 2040 01:28:50,224 --> 01:28:52,426 - Yeah, I'm surprising my mom, but she's not home yet. 2041 01:28:52,427 --> 01:28:53,593 Do you know where she is? 2042 01:28:53,594 --> 01:28:54,529 - Well, let me see. 2043 01:28:54,530 --> 01:28:55,696 She was in this morning bitching 2044 01:28:55,697 --> 01:28:57,130 about the Staverson Senior Center. 2045 01:28:57,131 --> 01:28:58,498 They're employing unlicensed nurses. 2046 01:28:58,499 --> 01:28:59,666 - Alright, Staverson. 2047 01:28:59,667 --> 01:29:00,901 Thanks, Larry. 2048 01:29:00,902 --> 01:29:01,803 Take care. 2049 01:29:05,006 --> 01:29:05,907 - Alice. 2050 01:29:06,808 --> 01:29:08,242 Do you like the nurses? 2051 01:29:09,210 --> 01:29:10,410 - What? 2052 01:29:10,411 --> 01:29:11,846 - The nurses, do you like the nurses? 2053 01:29:13,748 --> 01:29:15,549 - Are the nurses treating you alright? 2054 01:29:15,550 --> 01:29:18,151 Do you like the nurses? 2055 01:29:18,152 --> 01:29:20,455 - No, they yell too much. 2056 01:29:24,359 --> 01:29:26,226 - Hi everybody, how's it going? 2057 01:29:26,227 --> 01:29:29,296 Just wanted to know how the staff is treating everyone. 2058 01:29:29,297 --> 01:29:30,764 - Hey, what do you expect? 2059 01:29:30,765 --> 01:29:33,734 These days, young people are a disgrace. 2060 01:29:33,735 --> 01:29:37,105 - Now, Herb, there's nothing wrong with kids these days. 2061 01:29:39,073 --> 01:29:41,141 - I'm a little concerned about him. 2062 01:29:41,142 --> 01:29:42,110 What's going on? 2063 01:29:42,111 --> 01:29:43,343 - He's taking Percocet. 2064 01:29:43,344 --> 01:29:45,612 - I think they're overmedicating him. 2065 01:29:45,613 --> 01:29:46,514 I don't think this is good. 2066 01:29:46,514 --> 01:29:47,415 - Mom. 2067 01:29:48,282 --> 01:29:49,117 Mom. 2068 01:29:49,118 --> 01:29:50,150 - Oh my god. 2069 01:29:50,151 --> 01:29:51,184 Marty? 2070 01:29:51,185 --> 01:29:52,652 Oh my god! 2071 01:29:52,653 --> 01:29:55,322 Everybody, this is my son Marty, Marty from California! 2072 01:29:55,323 --> 01:29:56,257 - I need to talk to you. 2073 01:29:56,257 --> 01:29:57,058 - What are you doing here? 2074 01:29:57,059 --> 01:29:58,525 - I need to talk to you. 2075 01:29:58,526 --> 01:30:00,027 I need to talk to you about your new boyfriend. 2076 01:30:01,062 --> 01:30:01,996 - What? 2077 01:30:03,164 --> 01:30:05,132 Is everything okay? 2078 01:30:05,133 --> 01:30:09,503 Marty, what's going on? 2079 01:30:09,504 --> 01:30:11,438 What? 2080 01:30:11,439 --> 01:30:13,206 - I paid him. 2081 01:30:13,207 --> 01:30:14,975 I paid him to see you. 2082 01:30:14,976 --> 01:30:15,810 - Excuse me? 2083 01:30:15,811 --> 01:30:16,878 - Your boyfriend, Rawl. 2084 01:30:17,779 --> 01:30:19,613 He's an old buddy of mine. 2085 01:30:19,614 --> 01:30:20,948 He needed the cash, so… 2086 01:30:22,283 --> 01:30:24,352 So I got him to romance you. 2087 01:30:27,622 --> 01:30:33,795 - So you're saying that you paid Rawl to see me? 2088 01:30:34,061 --> 01:30:36,096 - All I knew was just that you were suffocating me, 2089 01:30:36,097 --> 01:30:37,264 you know? 2090 01:30:37,265 --> 01:30:39,300 I needed your misery off my back! 2091 01:30:42,570 --> 01:30:49,277 - You ungrateful, rotten, spoiled bastard. 2092 01:30:49,644 --> 01:30:51,778 - What's so ungrateful? 2093 01:30:51,779 --> 01:30:55,482 The best thing my son ever gave me was a dishwasher. 2094 01:30:55,483 --> 01:30:57,083 - Shut up! 2095 01:30:57,084 --> 01:31:00,420 How dare you manipulate my life like this? 2096 01:31:00,421 --> 01:31:02,023 - Benny, Benny, Benny, wake up. 2097 01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:05,125 - They serving Jello? - You want my misery off of your back? 2098 01:31:05,126 --> 01:31:08,829 - No, this kid just sent a whore to seduce his mom. 2099 01:31:08,830 --> 01:31:10,997 - I have made so many sacrifices for you. 2100 01:31:10,998 --> 01:31:12,833 I have fed you, I have clothed you, 2101 01:31:12,834 --> 01:31:15,435 I'm still paying off your fucking education. 2102 01:31:15,436 --> 01:31:18,038 How dare you manipulate my life like this! 2103 01:31:18,039 --> 01:31:19,606 - You punish me! 2104 01:31:19,607 --> 01:31:21,374 You punish me for being born! 2105 01:31:21,375 --> 01:31:22,742 - You are out of your mind! 2106 01:31:22,743 --> 01:31:23,611 - You just said it. 2107 01:31:23,612 --> 01:31:24,744 Look what you said, 2108 01:31:24,745 --> 01:31:26,613 after all the sacrifices you made for me. 2109 01:31:26,614 --> 01:31:27,881 - That's not what I meant. 2110 01:31:27,882 --> 01:31:30,584 You're making me so angry and confused! 2111 01:31:30,585 --> 01:31:33,019 - But that's what it feels like to me! 2112 01:31:33,020 --> 01:31:34,521 You understand? 2113 01:31:34,522 --> 01:31:36,389 I mean, maybe that's why you blanket me with all your shit, 2114 01:31:36,390 --> 01:31:37,657 constantly complaining about problems, 2115 01:31:37,658 --> 01:31:39,659 problems I can't solve. 2116 01:31:39,660 --> 01:31:41,661 I mean, whenever I have moments of happiness, 2117 01:31:41,662 --> 01:31:42,863 it just turns into guilt 2118 01:31:42,864 --> 01:31:46,633 because I know you're fucking miserable. 2119 01:31:46,634 --> 01:31:49,269 - I am not trying to sabotage your life. 2120 01:31:49,270 --> 01:31:52,272 Who am I supposed to talk to if not my son? 2121 01:31:52,273 --> 01:31:54,608 - But that's it, you see, just you turn to me. 2122 01:31:54,609 --> 01:31:56,443 You turn to me with problems that I can't solve 2123 01:31:56,444 --> 01:31:58,278 and you don't want solutions. 2124 01:31:58,279 --> 01:31:59,746 - Of course I want solutions! 2125 01:31:59,747 --> 01:32:01,248 - No, you don't! 2126 01:32:01,249 --> 01:32:03,416 No, you don't, because at some point in your life, 2127 01:32:03,417 --> 01:32:06,386 you decided that life is one big fucking problem. 2128 01:32:06,387 --> 01:32:08,154 All my life, you played the victim, 2129 01:32:08,155 --> 01:32:09,856 from blaming your dad for not doing enough 2130 01:32:09,857 --> 01:32:13,961 to blaming my father, my father for screwing you over. 2131 01:32:15,162 --> 01:32:16,363 Right? 2132 01:32:16,364 --> 01:32:17,965 It's always the world that shit on you. 2133 01:32:19,133 --> 01:32:21,269 I was just so sick of sharing your pain. 2134 01:32:22,670 --> 01:32:24,304 So yeah, yeah, I sent you a man, I sent you a good man, 2135 01:32:24,305 --> 01:32:26,172 a man of compassion just to show you a little joy 2136 01:32:26,173 --> 01:32:27,340 and what do you do? 2137 01:32:27,341 --> 01:32:29,175 You just kick him right out of your life. 2138 01:32:29,176 --> 01:32:30,944 What was it this time, right? 2139 01:32:30,945 --> 01:32:32,512 Not pretty enough? 2140 01:32:32,513 --> 01:32:33,747 Too old? 2141 01:32:33,748 --> 01:32:35,448 It's the government's fault? 2142 01:32:35,449 --> 01:32:38,218 We live in a sad, brutal fucking world, right, Mom? 2143 01:32:38,219 --> 01:32:41,955 - I don't have to listen to this! 2144 01:32:41,956 --> 01:32:44,025 - Well, I don't have to live it anymore! 2145 01:32:44,959 --> 01:32:46,294 It's killing me! 2146 01:32:47,795 --> 01:32:49,697 You forget you have a son! 2147 01:32:51,132 --> 01:32:52,033 You have a son! 2148 01:32:58,205 --> 01:33:00,608 (♫ CALM MUSIC) 2149 01:33:16,424 --> 01:33:17,325 - Hey. 2150 01:33:21,395 --> 01:33:22,629 - You're smiling. 2151 01:33:22,630 --> 01:33:25,198 I can't believe you're smiling, you're in jail. 2152 01:33:25,199 --> 01:33:26,700 It's my fault. 2153 01:33:26,701 --> 01:33:29,903 - Marty, I once spent three weeks in a ditch in Damascus. 2154 01:33:29,904 --> 01:33:32,639 By comparison, this place is pretty much a boutique hotel. 2155 01:33:32,640 --> 01:33:34,075 - I selfishly used you. 2156 01:33:34,976 --> 01:33:36,544 How can you be okay with that? 2157 01:33:37,411 --> 01:33:39,145 - I've transcended. 2158 01:33:39,146 --> 01:33:41,214 - You've got cappuccino in your cell? 2159 01:33:41,215 --> 01:33:42,649 (LAUGHS) 2160 01:33:42,650 --> 01:33:45,619 - Marty, I've spent the last nine years 2161 01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:48,888 as a traveling nomad, seeking to find myself. 2162 01:33:48,889 --> 01:33:51,157 I can feel this. 2163 01:33:51,158 --> 01:33:52,959 I've done everything, everything you can imagine, 2164 01:33:52,960 --> 01:33:55,096 from Zen to acid. 2165 01:33:56,597 --> 01:33:59,166 I thought I'd changed, but I haven't, not really. 2166 01:34:00,334 --> 01:34:03,203 My needs weren't met. 2167 01:34:03,204 --> 01:34:04,105 Until Judith. 2168 01:34:05,373 --> 01:34:07,007 - You need my mom? 2169 01:34:07,008 --> 01:34:07,942 - Yeah. 2170 01:34:07,943 --> 01:34:09,476 But not anymore. 2171 01:34:09,477 --> 01:34:10,477 It's thanks to your setup. 2172 01:34:10,478 --> 01:34:11,645 You know, I felt safe in it 2173 01:34:11,646 --> 01:34:13,947 because I knew the connection wasn't real. 2174 01:34:13,948 --> 01:34:15,749 I'd nothing to lose. 2175 01:34:15,750 --> 01:34:18,619 I could finally let my walls down after all these years. 2176 01:34:19,687 --> 01:34:21,521 And then it became real. 2177 01:34:21,522 --> 01:34:24,191 With me, not Judith, but… 2178 01:34:25,593 --> 01:34:27,661 Then I finally survived my fear of what would happen 2179 01:34:27,662 --> 01:34:30,031 if I exposed myself and then I was left alone. 2180 01:34:30,965 --> 01:34:32,298 - But I… 2181 01:34:32,299 --> 01:34:33,700 I conned you, man… 2182 01:34:33,701 --> 01:34:34,868 - Wait, buddy. 2183 01:34:34,869 --> 01:34:36,803 - You were hurt badly, you flipped out, 2184 01:34:36,804 --> 01:34:39,839 and you're in jail, and you could have died. 2185 01:34:39,840 --> 01:34:41,574 - I've never felt more alive! 2186 01:34:41,575 --> 01:34:44,612 I don't fear love, I don't fear losing it. 2187 01:34:45,513 --> 01:34:46,514 I have courage now. 2188 01:34:47,848 --> 01:34:50,283 Marty, all these years I thought the key to happiness 2189 01:34:50,284 --> 01:34:51,185 was freedom. 2190 01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:56,223 So I traveled, I left, I spent years bumming around rootless. 2191 01:34:58,159 --> 01:34:59,693 It felt good. 2192 01:34:59,694 --> 01:35:01,661 I felt good a lot of the time, but real happiness, 2193 01:35:01,662 --> 01:35:05,299 Marty, real happiness was eluding me till now. 2194 01:35:07,468 --> 01:35:09,370 Now I know the key to freedom. 2195 01:35:11,238 --> 01:35:12,139 It's courage. 2196 01:35:13,841 --> 01:35:16,577 I have courage now, thanks to you. 2197 01:35:19,880 --> 01:35:21,815 - Jesus, man. 2198 01:35:21,816 --> 01:35:23,049 If you were so scared of intimacy, 2199 01:35:23,050 --> 01:35:24,851 why didn't you just use a condom? 2200 01:35:24,852 --> 01:35:27,353 (LAUGHS) 2201 01:35:27,354 --> 01:35:28,354 - Oh. 2202 01:35:28,355 --> 01:35:29,622 Time to go. 2203 01:35:29,623 --> 01:35:30,357 I'm teaching yoga in here at the moment. 2204 01:35:30,358 --> 01:35:31,658 - It's great. - Yoga? 2205 01:35:31,659 --> 01:35:33,728 - See ya, bye. 2206 01:35:38,065 --> 01:35:39,566 - Hey, when do we get to go to Peru? 2207 01:35:39,567 --> 01:35:41,568 They have this shaman there that can read your future 2208 01:35:41,569 --> 01:35:43,903 by the rings around your anus. 2209 01:35:43,904 --> 01:35:45,438 - (LAUGHS) That's good. 2210 01:35:45,439 --> 01:35:46,606 - Are you sure you want to take that 2211 01:35:46,607 --> 01:35:47,607 to be your business partner? 2212 01:35:47,608 --> 01:35:48,775 - You kidding me? 2213 01:35:48,776 --> 01:35:50,610 He's got more drive than a tank. 2214 01:35:50,611 --> 01:35:53,114 - Woohoo, world, here I come! 2215 01:35:57,818 --> 01:35:59,052 (LAUGHS) 2216 01:35:59,053 --> 01:36:00,254 - Great, planetary Herpes for all. 2217 01:36:01,388 --> 01:36:03,590 - You ever traveled this long by yourself before? 2218 01:36:03,591 --> 01:36:05,159 - No, never. 2219 01:36:07,261 --> 01:36:08,495 But I'm taking a bus to LA, 2220 01:36:08,496 --> 01:36:09,896 I'm gonna get my thoughts together, 2221 01:36:09,897 --> 01:36:11,699 and I'm doing it, man. 2222 01:36:14,835 --> 01:36:16,936 You know, I want to thank you, Marty. 2223 01:36:16,937 --> 01:36:18,506 Being used never felt so good. 2224 01:36:20,040 --> 01:36:22,175 - You think maybe it's getting laid after 10 years 2225 01:36:22,176 --> 01:36:23,711 that felt good, you asshole? 2226 01:36:25,012 --> 01:36:26,981 - You freed me in more ways than you'll ever know. 2227 01:36:29,750 --> 01:36:31,418 - Just stick to the decaf, okay? 2228 01:36:35,322 --> 01:36:36,790 - You're late! 2229 01:36:36,791 --> 01:36:39,493 - They were just all being maintained, the subway system. 2230 01:36:41,061 --> 01:36:44,063 Okay, I may have left a little late. 2231 01:36:44,064 --> 01:36:45,098 - How'd you know I'd be here? 2232 01:36:45,099 --> 01:36:46,066 - I called her. 2233 01:36:47,802 --> 01:36:50,103 - All I know is that you made too much damn sense 2234 01:36:50,104 --> 01:36:52,306 the other day for me not to give you a hug. 2235 01:36:54,341 --> 01:36:55,642 (KISSES) 2236 01:36:55,643 --> 01:36:56,544 - Mom. - I love you honey. 2237 01:36:57,678 --> 01:37:00,814 - I just want you to be happy. 2238 01:37:00,815 --> 01:37:02,048 - I know. 2239 01:37:02,049 --> 01:37:04,118 I'm so proud of the man that you have become. 2240 01:37:05,853 --> 01:37:08,422 - Hey, you son of a bitch, you got a bus to catch. 2241 01:37:10,357 --> 01:37:11,225 - Alright. 2242 01:37:14,862 --> 01:37:16,630 - Don't forget to send a postcard. 2243 01:37:19,433 --> 01:37:20,800 - You know, I've never written one. 2244 01:37:20,801 --> 01:37:22,035 - It's easy. 2245 01:37:22,036 --> 01:37:23,303 Just write about why you are where you are. 2246 01:37:23,304 --> 01:37:25,172 - And the hand you held to get there. 2247 01:37:31,879 --> 01:37:33,814 - [MARTY] Midway wants us to invest. 2248 01:37:34,949 --> 01:37:37,017 Investing is taking charge of your life. 2249 01:37:38,352 --> 01:37:39,986 And I've learned if you don't take charge of your life, 2250 01:37:39,987 --> 01:37:41,155 somebody else will. 2251 01:37:42,022 --> 01:37:43,724 Could be your boss, your lover, 2252 01:37:44,592 --> 01:37:46,292 even your mother. 2253 01:37:46,293 --> 01:37:49,329 We unknowingly take responsibility for everyone's happiness 2254 01:37:49,330 --> 01:37:50,797 but our own. 2255 01:37:50,798 --> 01:37:53,467 We're gonna show challenging your assumptions 2256 01:37:55,102 --> 01:37:56,003 is the Midway. 2257 01:37:57,972 --> 01:38:01,808 In a laboratory, three blue-collared monkeys sit in a cage 2258 01:38:01,809 --> 01:38:03,343 with a staircase inside. 2259 01:38:03,344 --> 01:38:06,379 A scientist places a banana on the top step. 2260 01:38:06,380 --> 01:38:08,815 The first monkey darts up the steps to snatch it. 2261 01:38:08,816 --> 01:38:10,316 Right before he can grab the banana, 2262 01:38:10,317 --> 01:38:12,485 a scientist stops him by spraying all three monkeys 2263 01:38:12,486 --> 01:38:14,087 with ice cold water. 2264 01:38:14,088 --> 01:38:16,856 Now, the second monkey takes his chances. 2265 01:38:16,857 --> 01:38:18,091 He goes for the banana, 2266 01:38:18,092 --> 01:38:19,659 but the other monkeys, they force him back, 2267 01:38:19,660 --> 01:38:21,327 not wanting another ice bath. 2268 01:38:21,328 --> 01:38:24,530 Now the scientist lifts monkey one out of the cage 2269 01:38:24,531 --> 01:38:27,800 and replaces him with a new chimp wearing a red collar. 2270 01:38:27,801 --> 01:38:30,470 He spots that yummy banana and he heads up the steps, 2271 01:38:30,471 --> 01:38:32,272 but the other two monkeys grab his butt 2272 01:38:32,273 --> 01:38:33,740 and refuse to let him go up. 2273 01:38:33,741 --> 01:38:36,109 Now the science nerds take out the second monkey 2274 01:38:36,110 --> 01:38:39,279 and put in a chimp also strapped with a red collar. 2275 01:38:39,280 --> 01:38:40,780 This poor little guy. 2276 01:38:40,781 --> 01:38:43,583 He heads to the steps, but the other two beat him back. 2277 01:38:43,584 --> 01:38:46,853 Now those science guys take out the original third monkey 2278 01:38:46,854 --> 01:38:49,956 and replace him with one wearing another red collar. 2279 01:38:49,957 --> 01:38:52,392 This newest chimp, feeling like a bite, 2280 01:38:52,393 --> 01:38:54,394 he goes for the banana steps. 2281 01:38:54,395 --> 01:38:55,895 But wouldn't you know it, the other two, 2282 01:38:55,896 --> 01:38:57,697 they beat his ass down. 2283 01:38:57,698 --> 01:38:59,899 This victimized little chimp, he turns to the others 2284 01:38:59,900 --> 01:39:01,669 and says "What was that all about?" 2285 01:39:02,736 --> 01:39:04,437 The other monkey answers "That's just the way 2286 01:39:04,438 --> 01:39:06,173 life's always been around here." 2287 01:39:08,509 --> 01:39:09,343 Words appear. 2288 01:39:09,344 --> 01:39:11,811 Monkey see, monkey do? 2289 01:39:11,812 --> 01:39:12,980 Make your fate. 2290 01:39:13,781 --> 01:39:14,748 Just you. 2291 01:39:15,916 --> 01:39:17,650 Midway Investments. 2292 01:39:17,651 --> 01:39:19,353 (MONKEY NOISES) 2293 01:39:34,368 --> 01:39:36,437 (CLAPS) 2294 01:39:38,973 --> 01:39:40,239 - Nice job, Marty. 2295 01:39:40,240 --> 01:39:41,208 Good going. 2296 01:39:58,826 --> 01:40:01,295 (♫ CALM MUSIC) 2297 01:41:24,278 --> 01:41:27,880 ♪ I want to learn the world ♪ 2298 01:41:27,881 --> 01:41:31,984 ♪ It's not the same anymore ♪ 2299 01:41:31,985 --> 01:41:35,588 ♪ We can be friends ♪ 2300 01:41:35,589 --> 01:41:39,025 ♪ I love you, I can't pretend ♪ 2301 01:41:39,026 --> 01:41:43,663 ♪ I can finally start again ♪ 2302 01:41:43,664 --> 01:41:47,134 ♪ You make my heart mend ♪ 2303 01:41:55,509 --> 01:42:06,219 ♪ It was you ♪ 2304 01:42:06,220 --> 01:42:08,921 ♪ It was you and ♪ ♪ now I'm a fool ♪ 2305 01:42:08,922 --> 01:42:13,926 ♪ It was you, it was you ♪ 2306 01:42:13,927 --> 01:42:16,696 ♪ It was you and ♪ ♪ now I'm a fool ♪ 2307 01:42:16,697 --> 01:42:21,701 ♪ It was you, it was you ♪ 2308 01:42:21,702 --> 01:42:25,839 ♪ It was you and ♪ ♪ now I'm a fool ♪ 2309 01:42:57,838 --> 01:43:08,347 ♪ It was you ♪ 2310 01:43:08,348 --> 01:43:10,917 ♪ It was you and ♪ ♪ now I'm a fool ♪ 2311 01:43:10,918 --> 01:43:14,388 ♪ It was you, it was you ♪