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Whoever heard of a heatwave
in the Arctic?

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Welcome
to the new normal.

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We're standing on a gigantic ice cap,
and it's 32 Fahrenheit.

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Welcome to the Arctic summer.

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Fahrenheit?

6
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Wait, did you just use that
antiquated Imperial measurement?

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Yeah, I did, Sweden.

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I'm from Norway, A-hole.
Not Sweden!

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YANKEE: Is there
any difference?

10
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You Americans! You're so out of
step with the rest of the world.

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You're a scientist,
for God's sake.

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Glaciologist.

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You two knob jockeys sound
like a couple of Sheilas.

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Let's get these core samples
and get back to the outpost.

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(DOGS BARKING)

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Guys, we hit something.

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- (WHIRRING)
- This is some mean ice.

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That's why they call it
the Old Cold!

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Yeah, well, I reckon just
increase the bit speed.

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Let's blast
right through it.

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Hey, guys?

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I'm getting a seismic spike
in the ice.

23
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Yeah, well, it's probably
just an isostatic rebound.

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(SCANNER BEEPS)

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Like hell, it is.

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I'm getting a big-ass
magnetic anomaly on my screen.

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Whatever it is, it's alive,
and it's big.

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There are no big life forms
that live in solid ice.

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Maybe the backscatter effect
brought up a rock formation.

30
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Yeah, and maybe
it's the Easter Bunny!

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This is not a rock,
and it sure as shit isn't the Easter Bunny.

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Dumbass!

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- (RUMBLING)
- (GRUNTS)

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(DOGS HOWLING)

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Check it out.

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(CREATURE SHRIEKING)

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Aussie!

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(DOGS BARKING)

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DUTCH: Aussie? Aussie?
Aussie, do you copy?

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(CREATURE GROWLS)

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DUTCH:
What the hell?

42
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- What...
- Get it out! Get it out!

43
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Come on, get it out. Come on!
Come on! Come on! Come on, Yank!

44
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- (YELLS)
- No! No!

45
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- (SCREAMING)
- Yankee!

46
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Yank!

47
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(YANKEE'S SCREAMING ECHOES)

48
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Yank?

49
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No.

50
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No!

51
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(GRUNTING)

52
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

53
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(GROANING)

54
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No!

55
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(CHIMING)

56
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(ALARM BLARES)

57
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Really, Gummer?
A motion detector?

58
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Perfection.

59
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Man alive,
it's hot as balls out there!

60
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Hands where I can
see them, partner.

61
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Oh, gee-whiz, Gummer!
You know who I am!

62
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It's me,
Special Agent Dalkwed.

63
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Do it, Agent Dickweed.

64
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Are you threatening
a federal officer?

65
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That all depends, Taxman.

66
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Sticks and stones.
Is that a pellet gun, Gummer?

67
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You bet
your sweet ass it is!

68
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Oh, since when
do you play with toys?

69
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Since none of your damn business.
You armed?

70
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Of course, I'm armed.

71
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All Special Agents with the
United States Treasury are armed.

72
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You know that.

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Special Agent!
You're a bean counter.

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This here is private property
in an open-carry state.

75
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And you wouldn't happen to
have any financial interest

76
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in said property,
now would you?

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Nope! Go slap a lien
somewhere else.

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Already have.

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Hey.

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I see you've changed teams.

81
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Hmm?

82
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No, just hats!

83
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Well,
it was a miracle the Cubbies won that series.

84
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And frankly, Gummer,
that's what you're gonna need,

85
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a miracle.

86
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'Cause right now,
your ass is in my hands.

87
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Your point, Dickweed?

88
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Your tax position has been
deemed frivolous by the IRS

89
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and your property has hereby
been seized.

90
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What? You can't!

91
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I can, and I did!

92
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The IRS owns you, Gummer,

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until such time as we can arrange for
confiscation of any and all items

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deemed suitable
for government auction.

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You parasitic son of a bitch!

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Yeah, your...

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(CHUCKLES)

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Your well-endowed battery of firearms
might raise enough to make a dent

99
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in your failure to file
penalties and interest.

100
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I detect the odorous stench of Schadenfreude,
Agent Dickweed!

101
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I will see you in court!

102
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In court? Oh. Oh, no!

103
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We're way
past that, Gummer.

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Way past.

105
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Out of here!

106
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Goodbye, Gummer.

107
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And don't let the door dislodge
that poker up your ass!

108
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Oh, I'll be really careful.

109
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- TRAVIS: Another satisfied customer?
- What?

110
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Did you miss me?

111
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Yeah, like a boil on my ass.

112
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I see you got
the supply req.

113
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Oh, yeah. That eighth text
was a charm.

114
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"Hey, welcome home,
sonny boy!"

115
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"Oh, good to see you."
"How long's it been?"

116
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"Four or five weeks?" "Okay.
How'd the video shoot go?"

117
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Fascist jackals!

118
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Ooh, Government plates.
That can't be good.

119
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Let me guess. IRS?

120
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They've got no right to waltz in
here and seize a man's property.

121
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Come on, Burt. You've been flipping off
the Feds longer than Wesley Snipes.

122
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That's got to be a record.

123
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This is the very thing that
sparked the Boston Tea Party.

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BOTH: No taxation
without representation!

125
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It's a good thing Jodi decided to
stay at that law firm in Reno, huh?

126
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- Lets you squat here?
- Nobody's squatting.

127
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I'm managing the store now.

128
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Really? Congratulations.

129
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And I really love what
you've done with the place.

130
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You really put the hyphen back
in anal-retentive. Jeez.

131
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I can do
without the sarcasm, son.

132
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Oh, come on, Burt.
Don't be hurt.

133
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All right, now that I'm back,
let's hit that reset button, huh?

134
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Put some fresh content
up on YouTube,

135
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try and resurrect
that Bull's-Eye Brand.

136
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Not doing prepper videos anymore.
My director quit on me.

137
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No, he didn't.
He's right here.

138
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I just had a small
mental health break.

139
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What's up with that hat?
Wait a minute.

140
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You change teams?

141
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No, just hats!

142
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Take it easy, Burt.
Look, I know you hate taking direction,

143
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and my style's way too
improvisational for you, okay?

144
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Lord, you're giving me
a headache.

145
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Come on, Burt, meet me
in the middle.

146
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Make sure you put $5
in that cash box.

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For what?

148
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,349
That beer
doesn't come free.

149
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,344
You're closing up?

150
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,265
Dude, it's not
Miller time yet.

151
00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,597
You can't find your beach.

152
00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,189
Time for some shut-eye.

153
00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:12,443
Since when do you "shut-eye"
in the middle of the afternoon?

154
00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,191
Since you showed up!

155
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,194
You wonder why I go
to strip clubs!

156
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,249
What the hell happened here?

157
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Something attacked them
from under the ice.

158
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It can't be!

159
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(ROARS)

160
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(PHONE RINGING)

161
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(GROANING)

162
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Chang's.

163
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(SCREAMS)

164
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Yo, Burt! What's up?

165
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Calisthenics.
Feel free to join in.

166
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I think I'll pass.

167
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You wanna earn your keep,
go stock some shelves.

168
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,734
I'd love to, but you've got
a phone call.

169
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Take a message.

170
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I tried,

171
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but there's a lady
holding on the line,

172
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who's got a very sexy
phone voice, by the way.

173
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She told me to tell you
that they've got, uh...

174
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I can't read my writing.

175
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What does that word... What does that say?
That she's got, uh...

176
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- Graboids? Where?
- Mr. Gummer?

177
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:43,920
Affirmative. Who's this?

178
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,760
Dr. Rita Sims. I'm calling
from Nunavut Province, Canada.

179
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We're 67 degrees north.

180
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- That's the Canadian Arctic.
- Yes, it is.

181
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I'm the station leader of an
international research team.

182
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We're based at Boîte Canyon.

183
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How'd you get this number?
You from the government?

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Is she hot?

185
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Well, I have an associate
familiar with your work.

186
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I think your associate must
be half a bubble off plumb.

187
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That was my first reaction,
but she's actually very bright.

188
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She knows a lot
about Graboid mythology.

189
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Graboids are no myth,
but they're a desert phenomenon.

190
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I think this is a colossal time suck,
Miss, uh...

191
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Dr. Sims.

192
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Graboids do not and cannot
exist in the Arctic, Dr. Sims!

193
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- Impossible.
- Ask her if she's hot.

194
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Improbable but not impossible.

195
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,298
- Who's this?
- This is Valerie.

196
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,930
First, let me say that,
as a major Graboid enthusiast,

197
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I have admired your work
for years. Here's what I know.

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Graboids are subterranean
worm-like predator

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unlike any other life form cataloged
in Earth's genetic or fossil record.

200
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When fully grown,
a Graboid can reach up

201
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to 10 meters in length
and weigh up to 20 tons.

202
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Their semi-rigid internal structure
is covered by a leathery carapace.

203
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:53,330
They're daytime hunters
and have no eyes,

204
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,788
but what's most fascinating to
me about their predatory acuity

205
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is that it's based
on vibration.

206
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Go on. I'm listening.

207
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:04,083
They have a massive black armored
beak and two hooked mandibles,

208
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,543
one on either side
of their jaw.

209
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:09,630
The species is Precambrian and have
long and powerful snake-like tentacles,

210
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,179
which can reach three meters
to ensnare their prey.

211
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,725
If you'd like,
I can give you the 411

212
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,143
on the morphological
subspecies

213
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,846
known as the Ass Blaster
a.k.a. Mexicana Combustus.

214
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,983
You're a treasure-trove of
Graboidology, Miss, but I...

215
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:24,528
You've hunted and killed them on two
different continents, Mr. Gummer.

216
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,359
That's why I insisted
that we call.

217
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:29,112
But why are you so sure
this is a Graboid attack?

218
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,573
The kill site
has all the telltale signs.

219
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,114
Except for location.

220
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,459
I don't know.
Call it a gut feeling, intuition.

221
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:41,041
We need your help, Mr. Gummer,
and we need it ASAP!

222
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:44,206
Think of the adventure,
Graboids in the Arctic.

223
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This could be
a whole new ballgame.

224
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Batter up!

225
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,796
(CHUCKLES) Yes.

226
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,888
You never asked
if she was hot!

227
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:59,013
(ROOSTER CROWS)

228
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,916
- Where are you going?
- Round two! I'm coming with.

229
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,327
Request denied.

230
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:25,248
What?
Come on, here, stop being Burt for a minute,

231
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:26,965
and logic this thing out
with me.

232
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:30,385
This is our chance to revive
Burt Gummer's Bull's-Eye Brand,

233
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,512
get you free
of the taxman, dude!

234
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,423
Let's be honest. You've got
a lot of red in your ledger.

235
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,638
My financial status
is none of your damn beeswax.

236
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,269
And you'll just be
in the way.

237
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:42,519
Oh, like I was
in South Africa? Huh?

238
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,900
That was a one-off!
Nothing more.

239
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:49,067
You're looking at this through the wrong
end of the telescope here, friend.

240
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:50,739
What about your legacy, huh?

241
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:51,944
What about it?

242
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,531
Do you know of any other
Graboid hunters out there?

243
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,198
Uh, I don't.

244
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,581
I know, you know,
Bigfoot hunters... No!

245
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,663
You're Burt Gummer.
You're a one-off!

246
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:05,705
Come on, man, teach me!
Pay it forward.

247
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,505
Oh, I'm not
dead yet.

248
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:11,134
I know, and I'm not interested in
talking about your mortality, either,

249
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,553
but think about it.
Who's gonna fill your shoes

250
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,382
when you can no longer outrun
or outgun these beasts, huh?

251
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,217
I've got to
tell you something.

252
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,182
Burt Gummer's got
some big-ass shoes to fill.

253
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,058
Size 12s.

254
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,098
I've seen you
in the locker room.

255
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,146
And you're my heir apparent.
Is that it?

256
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,772
You already led me through
one Graboid gauntlet.

257
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:33,281
- There's a lot you still don't know.
- Exactly my point.

258
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:36,489
Learning can be fun!
Rosetta Stone me, dawg.

259
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,372
It was a decent enough
combat primer.

260
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,324
Hell, yeah, it was!
I was your wingman.

261
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,205
Wingman?
More like wingnut!

262
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,994
Come on, that's...

263
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,500
That's a little harsh,
I think.

264
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,590
(SIGHS)

265
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:51,875
Damn it!

266
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,551
Are you willing
to follow orders?

267
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,807
I mean,
sometimes, I don't...

268
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:02,637
Look, the most important
six inches on the battlefield

269
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,687
are between your ears.
You got that?

270
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,608
I'd like to think I have more.
I think I'm 6.5.

271
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,360
Don't crack wise
with me.

272
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,854
Sir, yes, sir!

273
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,064
And have you filled out

274
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:18,698
the requisite non-resident
special exemption RCMP-5590 form?

275
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,861
Sir...

276
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:24,659
- What?
- The RCMP-5590 form!

277
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:28,246
For that firearm you're planning
on bringing into Canada.

278
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,372
No.

279
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:34,255
Well, then you better download
one and fill it out pronto.

280
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,628
Grab your arctic gear.

281
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,381
Man!

282
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,309
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

283
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:04,330
Welcome to
the Great White North, eh!

284
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,117
Otherwise known
as Nowheresville.

285
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,833
You're about 1,000 miles
north of there.

286
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,331
You're somewhere
between, uh,

287
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:15,501
Ain't-Never-Been
and Don't-Wanna-Go.

288
00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,673
TRAVIS: Where are
all the glaciers?

289
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:22,592
Melting.
Sled dog unemployment's at an all-time high.

290
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,560
How much longer
till we're there?

291
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:28,852
Not far.
Just around the bend.

292
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,228
Where's your GPS?

293
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,519
You're in the Arctic Circle.

294
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:37,694
Satellites up here
are more miss than hit.

295
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:41,368
But don't worry.
It's all up here.

296
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,369
That's reassuring.

297
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,451
How is it back there,
Mr. Gummer?

298
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,413
My seismic vibration monitor
is completely useless.

299
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:52,626
Yeah, well, you can log in to the
inter-Web when we get you on station.

300
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:57,377
- Peachy.
- Hey, I'm a big fan of your series.

301
00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:02,469
I loved that episode on dried
meats and insects as proteins.

302
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:07,143
I see you're smuggling home-brew
grain alcohol into dry territory.

303
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:11,478
Well, the local tribal
authority are a bit blue-nosed,

304
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,526
so I'm forced to bring it
in under the radar.

305
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:17,070
Don't ask, don't tell, right?

306
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,229
BURT: Yeah.

307
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,692
(SCREECHING)

308
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:25,987
Travis!

309
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,158
I see it.

310
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,410
- It can't be.
- It is.

311
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,250
- It is what?
- We got a hostile aerial incursion.

312
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,664
What's your altitude?

313
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,082
1,400 feet.

314
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:41,549
I suggest you take evasive action
and put this plane on the ground.

315
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,510
Ass Blasters in the Arctic?

316
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,967
(SCREECHING)

317
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,021
They're keying in
on your engine!

318
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,308
- Yeah, they're heat seekers.
- Who's they?

319
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,439
BOTH: Ass Blasters!

320
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,984
(CREATURE SCREECHING)

321
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,446
- Bird strike.
- We've lost the engine.

322
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,698
- (ENGINE SPUTTERING)
- No shit, Sherlock!

323
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,037
Get this down! Now!

324
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,374
Stand by for some chop!

325
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,210
Does that mean crash?

326
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:20,633
(LAUGHS)
Gravity never loses!

327
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,462
The best we can hope for
is a draw!

328
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,632
- Brace for impact!
- Impact? What impact?

329
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:32,854
(ALL GRUNTING)

330
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,077
(PANTS) And we're here!

331
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,576
Whoa. We're so
out of here!

332
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,003
(GRUNTS)

333
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,173
Oh, no.

334
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,602
Here they come,
the men in black.

335
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,491
Well, well, well!
What do we have here?

336
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,284
Tom and Jerry?

337
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,203
Frick and Frack?

338
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:36,709
No, more like
Butch and Sundance.

339
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,040
Starsky and Hutch.

340
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,668
Do I smell alcohol?

341
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,547
My bird runs on bio-fuel.

342
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:48,051
And you're bootlegging moonshine
into a First Nations territory?

343
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,347
That is a big time no-no!

344
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:52,054
You don't mind if we help ourselves now,
do you?

345
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,724
Well, there's a matter
of payment, eh?

346
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,389
Put it on my tab.

347
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,311
BURT: And who might
you be?

348
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:08,904
I'm your next-door neighbor

349
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,826
while you're up here
on your little worm hunt.

350
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:14,327
But there's no welcome mat on my doorstep,
so tread lightly.

351
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:18,376
A piece of advice, Mr. Gummer.

352
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:21,831
You stay out of my way
and pay your taxes.

353
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,958
Consider yourself
properly warned.

354
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:27,886
Do I know you?

355
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,342
I don't know. Do you?

356
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:35,177
Since we're neighbors,
here's some neighborly advice.

357
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,893
Beat a retreat until I get
this area cleared out.

358
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:42,776
Retreat? Hell, no. We're just
getting started up here.

359
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,395
Then find a safe place
to hunker down.

360
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,693
Consider yourself
properly warned.

361
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,280
You know that skid mark?

362
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:56,948
What can you tell me
about him?

363
00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:58,950
MAC: Well, rumor has it
he's up here working

364
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,377
on some Area 51 stuff.

365
00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:04,631
Some joint US-Canadian
turd factory

366
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,419
being developed by Harpo...
Darpo...

367
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:09,882
You mean DARPA?

368
00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:12,176
That's the one! Know them?

369
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,888
Yeah, they're the acronym
for evil.

370
00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:27,104
(GRUNTS)

371
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,109
You must be Valerie?

372
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,113
At your service. And thanks
for answering our SOS.

373
00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:34,198
Yeah, my call sign,
these days.

374
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,621
This is Aklark.
He's our resident local boy.

375
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:40,083
Hey, Mac. I saw you came in
a bit hectic there, huh?

376
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,084
Yeah, just a little bit.

377
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,750
Did you guys just come
from Burning Man, or...

378
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,211
How's it, Mr. Burt?

379
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:50,756
Wow! They even know you
in Canada!

380
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:53,463
You failed to tell me
about the AB infestation.

381
00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,507
- We have Ass Blasters?
- Yeah.

382
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,266
It ain't a polar bear, girl.

383
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:59,135
Mom and Dad aren't
gonna believe it.

384
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:00,219
"Mom and Dad"?

385
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,938
Here's a blast from the past,
Mr. Gummer.

386
00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:04,516
I'm Val
and Rhonda's daughter.

387
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:08,233
No! Val and Rhonda from
the OG Graboid apocalypse?

388
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,613
Crazy, huh?
You must be Travis.

389
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:11,864
I am.

390
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,911
Uh... I kind of lost track of
your parents over the years.

391
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:19,285
It's okay. They're easy to lose track of,
especially Val.

392
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:22,416
Let's get you back to the station.
Everybody's waiting.

393
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,169
He's not
the keeping-in-touch type.

394
00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:26,329
Come on.

395
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,888
Ah, bam!

396
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:36,965
Dang!

397
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:43,805
Aw, man!

398
00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:14,552
(GRUNTS)

399
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:18,923
(PANTING)

400
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,722
I see you've come up north
loaded for bear, Mr. Burt.

401
00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:28,562
Yeah, BSA.303. Nice.

402
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:30,193
It'll kill most varmints.

403
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,524
Yeah, well, for the varmints
we're hunting,

404
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:35,532
that's like shooting a
slingshot at a Sherman tank.

405
00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:38,827
I thought it'd be colder than
a reindeer's ball bag up here.

406
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,161
We're in the middle
of an Arctic heat wave,

407
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:42,330
which has greatly accelerated
the snow melt.

408
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:45,124
Hell, I'm hotter
than a 50 cal on full auto!

409
00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:47,707
Mr. Gummer,
glad you could make it.

410
00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:50,296
Welcome to the Boîte Canyon
Arctic Research Station

411
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,295
or, like we used to call it,
science at the edge of the world.

412
00:25:53,427 --> 00:25:55,919
You must be, uh,
Dr. Rita Sims?

413
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,216
- Good to meet you.
- Yeah.

414
00:25:57,306 --> 00:25:58,467
This is Dr. Ferezze.

415
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,506
- Charles Ferezze.
- Doc.

416
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:02,092
How was your flight in?

417
00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:05,429
Well, let's just say, uh,
we hit some chop.

418
00:26:07,024 --> 00:26:08,890
We blew the engine.

419
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,980
Actually, we came
under Ass Blaster attack,

420
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:15,318
and during the ensuing aerial dogfight,
the engine was blown.

421
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,482
- An Ass Blaster?
- Yeah.

422
00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:19,237
Blew the engine?

423
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:22,244
But you have to fly me back
to Montreal so I can report

424
00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:24,869
to the powers that be about
the recent turn of events.

425
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:29,293
Well, they'll just have to wait till
I get this puppy airborne again.

426
00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:31,170
I can't stay here
one more minute!

427
00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:35,342
Excuse me. I've got
an engine to fix.

428
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:37,676
- DR. FEREZZE: Excuse me.
- (LAUGHS)

429
00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:41,298
Dr. Ferezze, he startles
at the drop of a feather.

430
00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:43,341
I'm sorry.
We haven't met yet.

431
00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:45,931
BURT: Oh, Travis Welker,
my, uh...

432
00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:48,847
My wing, uh...
Wingman.

433
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,185
Thank you for coming.

434
00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:54,106
I've got to go inside,
get the lay of the land.

435
00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:58,023
Sunset at 3:48 a.m.

436
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:01,360
Well, it's the Land of the Midnight Sun,
Mr. Welker.

437
00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:05,372
Are you saying that the sun
is never going down on me?

438
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:07,869
Well, it's never gonna go
below the horizon,

439
00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:10,368
if that's what you're asking.

440
00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:13,462
RITA: We sent a three-man drill
team to the glacial field

441
00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:15,672
about a half a day
up mountain from here.

442
00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:17,508
You have three KIA?

443
00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,047
Killed in action.

444
00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:21,133
Whoa, that's a big
10-4, good buddy.

445
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,928
- Name's Swackhamer.
- Swackhamer.

446
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:25,800
I hammered-and-nailed
this place together.

447
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,977
You need to know anything,
I'm your guy.

448
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:32,440
There's two that we can verify dead,
one assumed dead.

449
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,233
Verified? How?

450
00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:35,568
Well, from the kill site.

451
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,237
Rita and her crew managed
to recover a severed head,

452
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,781
a partially eaten pelvis,
and a half-eaten testicle.

453
00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,985
How do you recover
a half-eaten testicle?

454
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:46,871
Now, where's all
the snow, Dr. Sims?

455
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:50,621
This year in particular has been one
of the warmest on record up here.

456
00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:52,460
Meet Hart Hansen, Mr. Gummer.

457
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,755
He's a PhD in Geomorphology from
the University of Cambridge.

458
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,711
Ah, yeah, airplane boy.

459
00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:00,923
It's an RC. Kind of a hobby.

460
00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:03,759
It's actually a habit, um...

461
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:07,308
Okay, it's
an addiction. Anyway,

462
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:08,760
it's a pleasure to meet you,
Mr. Gummer.

463
00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:10,265
I'm sure you'll find
that Boîte Canyon

464
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:12,517
is a very unique
geological phenomenon.

465
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,978
VALERIE:
This perennially frozen tundra is interrupted

466
00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:17,606
for approximately 10 square
kilometers by thawed soil.

467
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,109
Thawed? It's bone dry
out there.

468
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,156
The Meltwater Hot Springs
are a pleasant symptom

469
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,700
of geothermal heat, which warms the
Earth from deep beneath the land

470
00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:25,902
that we're standing on.

471
00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:27,157
That explains the ABs.

472
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:28,533
Ass Blasters!

473
00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:30,035
(ALL LAUGHING)

474
00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:33,205
- Ass Blasters...
- You think this is funny?

475
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:39,628
These creatures are no joke.
They are all-go, no-quit killing machines.

476
00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:42,210
Now, I'm sorry for the loss
of your friends,

477
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:44,591
but if you don't do exactly
as I say,

478
00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:46,757
they won't be the last
to die around here.

479
00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:49,096
Not funny, Mr. Gummer.
We get it.

480
00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:52,103
The permafrost at a higher
elevation is melting,

481
00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:56,516
so the tundra is more easily breached.
Ergo, Graboids.

482
00:28:57,945 --> 00:29:01,063
You're telling me melting ice
caps and warmer temperatures

483
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:05,200
are causing this, uh,
Graboid Arctic stampede?

484
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:06,988
Kind of, but there's more.

485
00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:09,662
(SCOFFS) Enlighten me.
Why here?

486
00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,788
Evolution, Mr. Gummer.

487
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,207
There's one thing
Nature has taught us,

488
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:16,036
and that's life can expand
into new territories.

489
00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,836
Maybe these are
the first Graboids.

490
00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:21,374
- Yeah, like pre-Precambrian.
- VALERIE: Exactly.

491
00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:25,174
And maybe they migrated south millions,
maybe even billions of years ago

492
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,926
and evolved into
a desert creature.

493
00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:29,974
And now, after countless
giga-annum lying dormant in ice...

494
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,346
They've awakened.

495
00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:35,062
(SIGHS) Come on, this sounds
like a bunch of sassafras!

496
00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:37,515
It does sound sassafrassy!

497
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:41,269
Dr. Sims, a word?

498
00:29:41,363 --> 00:29:43,195
(WHIRRING)

499
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:47,946
How much longer?

500
00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:50,157
(WHIRRING STOPS)

501
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:53,908
I've got to cold-stitch the intake manifold,
rebuild the carb.

502
00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:56,284
Look, if you don't get this
clunker in the air soon, I'll...

503
00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:57,869
You'll what, Mr. Freeze?

504
00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:03,292
Ferezze. Dr. Charles Ferezze.

505
00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:09,931
What is it?

506
00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:18,139
DARPA.

507
00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:22,477
(WHISPERS)
What are they doing here?

508
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:27,357
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)

509
00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:30,826
- Oh, them?
- Shh!

510
00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,447
Yes, them.

511
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,872
What's your association
with them?

512
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:37,909
They're our
research neighbors.

513
00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:40,829
Why are we whispering?
They can't hear us.

514
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:43,755
When did they arrive?

515
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,425
They arrived a couple
of months ago.

516
00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:48,962
They're working on some
US-Canadian project.

517
00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:50,172
It's very hush-hush.

518
00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:52,632
(CHUCKLES)

519
00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:54,259
Why? What?

520
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,928
Bio-weapons is what.

521
00:30:57,147 --> 00:30:59,981
I'll bet you a dollar to a
donut hole we've zeroed in

522
00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:01,641
on DARPA's testing ground.

523
00:31:01,902 --> 00:31:04,485
You think that
our research neighbors

524
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:07,647
are breeding these creatures
as bio-weapons?

525
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:10,324
Bingo! This is
the killing ground,

526
00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:12,151
and you're the guinea pigs.

527
00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:13,948
I think you're reaching.

528
00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:18,041
It's a verifiable fact that
DARPA started training dolphins

529
00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,960
as bomb-carriers
during Vietnam.

530
00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:26,208
More lately, they've been outed
for weaponizing cyborg insects.

531
00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:32,134
No, ma'am, I wouldn't put anything
past these black-hat Mengeles.

532
00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:35,849
We got Ass Blasters on campus!

533
00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:45,977
Dr. Ferezze is out there
with that thing.

534
00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:48,814
Oh, Lord. That guy's
turned into a real ass-ache.

535
00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:50,652
What's the 20 on that AB?

536
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:55,820
(THUDS ON ROOF)

537
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:58,577
That flaming sphincter
is on the roof!

538
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:03,165
(CREATURE ROARS)

539
00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:06,255
Eyes! We need
eyes on that roof!

540
00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:07,923
I'm bringing up
the roof cam!

541
00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:12,837
(THUDDING)

542
00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:21,433
(STATIC)

543
00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:25,191
All right, listen up!

544
00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:29,278
If there are Ass Blasters on station,
Graboids aren't far behind.

545
00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:33,571
They respond to seismic vibrations,
so everyone stay still.

546
00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:45,666
Dr. Ferezze. Just the man
I wanted to see.

547
00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:48,623
The bodies, or what's left of them,
are ready for transport.

548
00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:52,172
When you have a minute,
we need to go through the details again.

549
00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:54,758
We've been through it.
It was an apparent Graboid attack.

550
00:32:54,848 --> 00:32:55,964
Graboid?

551
00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:58,219
- (SCREECHES)
- (GROANING)

552
00:32:59,853 --> 00:33:02,061
(WHIMPERING)

553
00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:05,766
(SCREAMING)

554
00:33:09,863 --> 00:33:12,697
(CREATURE SCREECHING)

555
00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:16,154
- Locked and loaded.
- (COCKS GUN)

556
00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:30,835
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

557
00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:41,808
(CREATURE SCREECHES)

558
00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:56,778
(CREATURE SCREECHES)

559
00:33:58,495 --> 00:33:59,531
(WHIMPERING)

560
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:04,282
(CREATURE SCREECHING)

561
00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:06,409
(STATIC)

562
00:34:06,503 --> 00:34:08,495
That thing just took down
our comms tower.

563
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,254
- We've got no talk.
- (DEVICES BEEPING)

564
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:11,956
Our data-link
and NetCam are down, too.

565
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:13,837
BURT: How'd that
ass-wipe get out there?

566
00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:17,591
Now I've got to save his sorry butt!
I'm going outside.

567
00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:21,557
(WHIMPERING)

568
00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:34,479
(SCREECHING)

569
00:34:35,282 --> 00:34:37,319
(WHISPERS) You ever seen
an Ass Blaster before?

570
00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:38,900
- Nope.
- Yeah.

571
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,158
This is a first.

572
00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:44,489
They're pretty cool, actually,
but they're mean, and they stink.

573
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,033
I had a boyfriend
like that once.

574
00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:53,755
You single?

575
00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:55,875
Are you trying
to get sweet with me?

576
00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:58,673
- Definitely.
- It's not gonna work.

577
00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:10,561
(SCREECHING)

578
00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:13,984
(SCREAMING)

579
00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:16,570
(GUN FIRING)

580
00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:22,235
(SCREAMING)

581
00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:25,413
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

582
00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:27,953
Doc! Doc!

583
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:31,119
Doc! Grow a spine, huh?

584
00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:32,494
Look at me.

585
00:35:32,589 --> 00:35:34,330
I have balls of steel.
Say it!

586
00:35:34,424 --> 00:35:36,757
I have balls of steel.

587
00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:38,880
My balls
are stainless steel!

588
00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:41,629
My balls
are stainless steel!

589
00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:45,675
My balls are in
the Guinness Book of Balls!

590
00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:49,562
My balls are in
the Guinness Book of Balls!

591
00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:51,973
Right! You put this on.

592
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:55,393
- Yes.
- It'll hide your heat signature, huh?

593
00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:58,771
Now, look. You stick with me
like a shadow. You hear that?

594
00:35:58,865 --> 00:35:59,855
Yes.

595
00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:02,111
Now, put that dick
back in your pants

596
00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:03,864
- and do what I do, right?
- Yes, sir.

597
00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:04,989
- Roger?
- Roger.

598
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,912
- Roger that. Let's go.
- Okay.

599
00:36:11,294 --> 00:36:14,002
Come on, soldier.
Hoods up!

600
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:23,883
(GROANS)

601
00:36:25,475 --> 00:36:26,591
(GRUNTS)

602
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:30,264
(GROANING)

603
00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:32,472
(IMITATES BURT)

604
00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:38,940
(GROANING)

605
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,271
(IMITATES BURT)

606
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,284
What the hell?

607
00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:54,459
(CREATURE ROARS)

608
00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:58,831
Suck on this, bird brain!

609
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:01,508
- (CREATURE SCREECHES)
- (GROANS)

610
00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:09,391
TRAVIS: Go away, sucker!

611
00:37:43,845 --> 00:37:46,679
(MACHINES BEEPING)

612
00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:52,017
(MUMBLES)

613
00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:56,020
(SNIFFS)

614
00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:03,612
(DISTORTED) How are you
feeling, Mr. Gummer?

615
00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:05,439
(GROANS)

616
00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:09,485
What's going on?

617
00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:11,779
- You just had surgery.
- What?

618
00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:14,699
Arthroscopic surgery.
To remove a mondo tapeworm

619
00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:17,289
that was causing a cluster-fete
in your intestines.

620
00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:19,749
I know. Gross, huh?

621
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,465
Oregon State.
Corvallis, right?

622
00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:25,755
Yup. Go Beavers!

623
00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:29,388
You know, my dad's been
telling me stories about you

624
00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:31,340
since I could bounce
on his knee and...

625
00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:33,721
I still can't believe
Val McKee's your father!

626
00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:36,270
He's more of a dad, really.

627
00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:37,975
- Crazy uncle, actually.
- (SCOFFS)

628
00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:39,435
Wild, huh?

629
00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:42,977
Your father was the most brilliant
underachiever I ever met.

630
00:38:43,238 --> 00:38:45,776
Yeah. That's what Mom
always says.

631
00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:48,191
He always told me
what a hard-ass you were.

632
00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:50,742
- I mean, are.
- (CHUCKLES)

633
00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,237
Oh, no way. No way!
Are those...

634
00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:56,452
Graboid skin? Yeah.
Dad made them for Mom.

635
00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:59,744
She handed them down to me.
Pretty indestructible.

636
00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:02,041
What are you doing up here?

637
00:39:02,215 --> 00:39:05,674
Internship. I'm doing my Masters
in Mathematical Geosciences.

638
00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:07,668
How are you feeling, Burt?

639
00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,594
Speaking of underachievers.

640
00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:14,096
I am as strong as a fifth of whiskey,
Wingman.

641
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:17,599
Really? 'Cause you looked slower
than the Mississippi out there.

642
00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:21,186
Where's my munitions,
my combat vest, my clothes, huh?

643
00:39:21,651 --> 00:39:22,687
To your left.

644
00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:28,526
(GRUNTS)

645
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:30,573
Well, feel better,
Mr. Gummer.

646
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,492
All right. Thank you,
Miss McKee.

647
00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:35,204
You can call me Val.

648
00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:43,245
What's going on
with you, Burt?

649
00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:45,501
It's not like you to take
a knee on the field.

650
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,041
(WHISPERS)
We need to talk.

651
00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:58,219
Where'd you get that HK91?

652
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,561
Mr. Gummer?

653
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,686
There's something
that you need to see.

654
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,996
(BEEPING)

655
00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:42,054
The water levels dropped 15 centimeters
since our last measurement.

656
00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:46,604
The samples have detected a new
chemical element in the soil gas.

657
00:40:47,362 --> 00:40:48,898
Can you determine
what it is?

658
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:54,196
Uh... The computer's
reading it as HCO2H.

659
00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:56,739
Formic acid?

660
00:40:57,413 --> 00:40:58,403
Yeah.

661
00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,868
Yeah, and it's a highly
concentrated dose.

662
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,534
The acidity in the pH
is off the charts.

663
00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:08,705
(RUMBLING)

664
00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:14,798
What the hell was that?

665
00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:25,730
You hear that?

666
00:41:42,792 --> 00:41:43,999
(GRUNTS)

667
00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:47,206
(CREATURE GROWLS)

668
00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:52,250
- Get out! Get out now!
- (GUNS FIRING)

669
00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:58,839
(SCREAMING)

670
00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:03,639
What the hell?

671
00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:08,770
(SCREAMING)

672
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:22,329
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

673
00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:45,385
What is it?

674
00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:48,730
You've been infected,
Mr. Gummer,

675
00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:51,308
by what appears to be a
parasitic organism that is

676
00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:53,899
quite hostile and has
an extremely slow gestation.

677
00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:55,854
(CREATURE GROWLING)

678
00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:57,568
What's the bad news?

679
00:42:58,409 --> 00:43:01,948
Well, unfortunately, it secretes a
neurotoxin at a certain maturation,

680
00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:03,328
killing the host.

681
00:43:03,498 --> 00:43:06,491
Killing the host?
You mean, Burt being the host?

682
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:10,043
(CREATURE GROWLING)

683
00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:16,000
We've identified the toxin as
originating from a Graboid.

684
00:43:16,177 --> 00:43:17,338
TRAVIS: A Graboid?

685
00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:19,006
- What...
- Just indulge me.

686
00:43:23,643 --> 00:43:26,135
Blood behind the eye caused
by cerebral inflammation.

687
00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:27,765
Advanced stage.
It's not good.

688
00:43:28,064 --> 00:43:29,896
You're gonna need antibodies.

689
00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:31,440
Well, how do we get them?

690
00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:33,517
From a Graboid.

691
00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:36,862
Maybe we can get one
to stop by the blood bank.

692
00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:42,117
TRAVIS: How the hell did you
get infected by a Graboid?

693
00:43:45,081 --> 00:43:46,617
(ROARS)

694
00:43:50,837 --> 00:43:52,373
(CREATURE GROWLING)

695
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,000
I was in the belly
of the beast.

696
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,053
Okay, so we kill a Graboid.
We get it done.

697
00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:03,213
I got this, Burt.

698
00:44:03,391 --> 00:44:07,305
The antibodies need to be extracted
from a live Graboid to be viable.

699
00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:09,435
A live Graboid?

700
00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:12,726
Mission: Impossible.

701
00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:15,984
You plan on throwing a lasso
over its neck?

702
00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:19,988
If you'll excuse me,
I need to do a perimeter sweep.

703
00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:22,862
I don't think you understand
the urgency of your condition.

704
00:44:22,952 --> 00:44:25,114
Don't let the urgent get in
the way of the important.

705
00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:28,117
(CREATURE GROWLS)

706
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:31,624
Your body is failing,
Mr. Gummer.

707
00:44:32,128 --> 00:44:33,869
Bullshit! I want
a second opinion.

708
00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:35,750
Yeah, I know that's all macho
and everything, Burt,

709
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,547
but I happen to care
about your health!

710
00:44:37,633 --> 00:44:39,090
Go care someplace else.

711
00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:40,967
That's a dick thing to say.

712
00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:48,133
No bad seed
shall go unpunished!

713
00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:57,354
- (SNARLS)
- (ALL GASP)

714
00:44:58,154 --> 00:44:59,361
Get it off of me!

715
00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:02,611
- (CREATURE SNARLS)
- (DR. D CRYING)

716
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:03,781
BURT: Hang on.

717
00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:05,283
Please don't let go!

718
00:45:05,912 --> 00:45:07,653
- BURT: Hold on!
- Don't let go!

719
00:45:09,457 --> 00:45:11,995
- My God!
- Please, don't let go!

720
00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:14,413
- Please, don't let go.
- I got you.

721
00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:16,665
- Hold me! Hold me!
- Shit! I got you.

722
00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:19,039
No!

723
00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:20,294
(SCREAMING)

724
00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:31,556
All right!
Block that window!

725
00:45:31,938 --> 00:45:33,930
Okay, everyone,
buckle your chinstraps

726
00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:37,649
and pack a meat sandwich!
We are under attack.

727
00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:39,647
Secure all doors and windows!

728
00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:41,486
DR. FEREZZE: Well,
this is just great.

729
00:45:42,323 --> 00:45:44,940
We're under attack by a
hostile underground life form.

730
00:45:45,368 --> 00:45:46,904
We're all going to die!

731
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:49,615
Listen to me, Doc.

732
00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:51,241
Take a couple of
tablespoons of cement

733
00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:53,702
and harden the hell up, huh?

734
00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:56,869
Okay, look, anybody
with a weapon, load it up.

735
00:45:57,046 --> 00:46:00,210
We have the sharp end of the stick.
Whatever you got, use it!

736
00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:03,170
Easy, there, cowgirl!

737
00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:07,095
I can't get this seismic
vibration monitor working.

738
00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:09,093
Our data-link and NetCam
are down, Mr. Gummer.

739
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:11,266
Yeah, the Ass Blaster tore our
comms tower apart last night.

740
00:46:11,352 --> 00:46:12,388
Can you fix it?

741
00:46:12,478 --> 00:46:14,595
Swackhamer's been working on it all morning,
but...

742
00:46:14,689 --> 00:46:18,103
The HF antenna's totally destroyed.
Coax has been severed.

743
00:46:18,192 --> 00:46:19,433
The grid pack dish
is totally shot.

744
00:46:19,527 --> 00:46:21,234
All right, how long
will it take to fix?

745
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,482
- A day, at least.
- All right.

746
00:46:23,656 --> 00:46:25,272
Iridium satellite phone?

747
00:46:27,076 --> 00:46:29,910
- Who took the sat phone?
- I saw Dr. Ferezze with it earlier.

748
00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:32,154
Oh, Ferezze flew the coop.

749
00:46:32,373 --> 00:46:35,161
All right,
find him and get that sat phone to me ASAP!

750
00:46:35,334 --> 00:46:37,951
It's our lifeline out of here.
We've got to call in Evac

751
00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:39,707
and get these kids
someplace safe!

752
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:41,504
I can drop an elk
at 800 yards

753
00:46:41,590 --> 00:46:43,297
and field dress it
in less than 30 minutes.

754
00:46:43,384 --> 00:46:44,875
Maybe that'll pull you
out of your worry well.

755
00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:46,426
We're up for this,
Mr. Gummer.

756
00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:48,594
Copy that, Miss McKee.

757
00:46:48,764 --> 00:46:52,383
We are flying blind.
Advantage, Graboid.

758
00:46:52,893 --> 00:46:55,931
I was never properly briefed on
the lay of the land, Dr. Sims.

759
00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:57,595
RITA: We are here.

760
00:46:57,982 --> 00:47:01,146
There are mountains to our
east, west, north, and south.

761
00:47:01,527 --> 00:47:02,643
It's a true box canyon.

762
00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:06,317
Total geographic isolation.
Déjà-freaking-vu!

763
00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:09,317
This is the bunkhouses.
That's DARPA encampment.

764
00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:12,110
The hangar's about 120 meters
to our direct front.

765
00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:13,745
Aflac's down there.

766
00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:15,405
It's Aklark!

767
00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:19,126
Make yourself useful, Wingman.
Give the hangar a holler.

768
00:47:19,295 --> 00:47:20,877
With what,
a cup and a string?

769
00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:22,170
Use the walkie-talkie.

770
00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:26,959
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

771
00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:31,388
Yo, North Star One, this is
North Star Base. You copy?

772
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:34,720
You got Mac, North Star One.
Send your traffic. Over.

773
00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:36,885
Look, shut it down now,
all right?

774
00:47:37,063 --> 00:47:39,601
Stop all work
and stay inside.

775
00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:42,315
- What's this?
- A road.

776
00:47:42,777 --> 00:47:44,939
You mean washboard.
The road's out.

777
00:47:45,154 --> 00:47:47,646
Landslide last winter.
It's totally impassable.

778
00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:50,486
This whole base is like
open range for a Graboid.

779
00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:52,450
Wait a second.
You're telling me

780
00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:55,620
we're smack dab in the middle
of a kill zone and no way out?

781
00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:57,983
(WIND HOWLING)

782
00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:05,126
(RUMBLING)

783
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:06,877
Everybody freeze!

784
00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:22,188
(RUMBLING STOPS)

785
00:48:22,274 --> 00:48:24,266
(RATTLING)

786
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:25,350
(WHISPERS) Valerie.

787
00:48:36,956 --> 00:48:38,242
(WHISPERING)
I think it's leaving.

788
00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:39,781
No.

789
00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:43,539
It's caught wind of
another vibration.

790
00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:45,287
Something's moving.

791
00:48:46,006 --> 00:48:47,497
Or someone.

792
00:48:51,804 --> 00:48:53,340
(SHUSHES)

793
00:48:53,514 --> 00:48:55,847
I can't find Dr. Ferezze
in the bunkhouse.

794
00:48:56,016 --> 00:48:58,349
That cheese-dick
gone AWOL again?

795
00:49:01,147 --> 00:49:02,137
Oh!

796
00:49:09,405 --> 00:49:10,395
Jeez.

797
00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:15,192
Dr. Ferezze!

798
00:49:15,744 --> 00:49:16,734
BURT: Hart, no!

799
00:49:16,829 --> 00:49:19,367
Back here! Don't follow
stupid with stupid.

800
00:49:29,216 --> 00:49:30,423
Dr. Ferezze!

801
00:49:31,427 --> 00:49:33,965
Come back, Dr. Ferezze!

802
00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:39,299
(PANTING)

803
00:49:44,398 --> 00:49:45,980
Dr. Ferezze,
where are you going?

804
00:49:46,066 --> 00:49:47,398
Anywhere but here!

805
00:49:47,568 --> 00:49:49,434
Just calm down and think,
Dr. Ferezze.

806
00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:50,985
There's nowhere
for you to go!

807
00:49:51,447 --> 00:49:52,733
I'll take my chances.

808
00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:54,614
- Hart!
- Here it comes!

809
00:49:58,078 --> 00:50:00,616
Dr. Ferezze!
Please, don't do this!

810
00:50:01,749 --> 00:50:03,285
Don't start the car!

811
00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:06,452
- Please!
- Adiós, amigo.

812
00:50:06,629 --> 00:50:08,086
Dr. Ferezze!

813
00:50:14,053 --> 00:50:15,669
Shit!

814
00:50:27,191 --> 00:50:29,808
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

815
00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:36,982
(CREATURE SNARLS)

816
00:50:37,701 --> 00:50:39,158
Damn, I don't have a shot!

817
00:50:39,245 --> 00:50:41,407
(SCREAMING)

818
00:50:46,502 --> 00:50:48,619
Dr. Ferezze!

819
00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:52,255
(SCREAMING)

820
00:50:53,342 --> 00:50:57,302
Inside! Everyone, now!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

821
00:51:03,686 --> 00:51:05,348
This shit just got real!

822
00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:07,976
I can't believe what that
thing did to Dr. Ferezze.

823
00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:10,603
They just came out of hibernation and,
based on their body mass index,

824
00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:12,350
those creatures
need to eat a lot.

825
00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:14,318
- How many are there?
- It's impossible to tell

826
00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:16,647
without my
seismic vibration monitor.

827
00:51:16,824 --> 00:51:18,486
Well, we can't stay here.

828
00:51:18,701 --> 00:51:22,445
Copy that. We've got weapons,
but not enough for these bad boys.

829
00:51:22,538 --> 00:51:24,245
The bigger the problem,
the bigger the hammer.

830
00:51:24,331 --> 00:51:25,492
Yeah? What've you got
in mind?

831
00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:27,575
There's a couple of cases
of dynamite in the hangar.

832
00:51:27,668 --> 00:51:30,081
Petrol, tools, bear bangers,
odds and ends.

833
00:51:30,254 --> 00:51:33,668
There's enough stuff to MacGyver a
bomb we can stuff down their throats!

834
00:51:33,841 --> 00:51:35,503
Sounds like that's our FOB.

835
00:51:35,634 --> 00:51:36,875
One problem.

836
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:39,586
The hangar's got a compacted
chip-stone floor.

837
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,342
Oh, come on, man.
They're gonna be like

838
00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:42,843
sand sharks
bobbing for apples.

839
00:51:43,058 --> 00:51:44,845
Yeah, and we'll be
the Granny Smiths.

840
00:51:44,977 --> 00:51:47,219
This floor is 1.2 meters
above the ground,

841
00:51:47,313 --> 00:51:48,929
supported by
a steel substructure.

842
00:51:49,064 --> 00:51:51,522
Those things won't be able
to knock this place down.

843
00:51:51,609 --> 00:51:53,020
Yeah, but it's only
a matter of time

844
00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:56,023
before they come blasting through
the floor and eat our lunch.

845
00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:58,696
I've got an idea.
The generator's in the hangar, right?

846
00:51:58,866 --> 00:52:01,779
Yeah. Triple-phase power,
63-amp cables.

847
00:52:02,161 --> 00:52:03,652
According to
these blueprints,

848
00:52:03,746 --> 00:52:05,703
this hangar's got
a deep-pile foundation.

849
00:52:05,789 --> 00:52:08,327
Yeah, steel caissons going
directly into the bedrock.

850
00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:09,407
Drilled it myself.

851
00:52:09,501 --> 00:52:12,960
You think you can re-route the power
so it goes to the steel caissons?

852
00:52:13,088 --> 00:52:14,670
Are you saying
what I'm thinking?

853
00:52:14,757 --> 00:52:16,089
What are you thinking
I'm saying?

854
00:52:16,175 --> 00:52:18,462
I'm thinking that you're saying
that we shoot a dose of milliamps

855
00:52:18,552 --> 00:52:20,384
straight into the groundwater
and create some kind of...

856
00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:23,464
- Underground electrical fence.
- Exactly.

857
00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:26,470
That's exactly what I'm saying
you're thinking. Can you do it?

858
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:27,767
I've done more with less.

859
00:52:27,853 --> 00:52:30,095
Yeah, but if
it doesn't work, we die.

860
00:52:30,272 --> 00:52:33,640
So what the hell, Burt?
Have you ever nailed Jell-O to a wall?

861
00:52:34,193 --> 00:52:35,434
I'm not sure
how that's relevant.

862
00:52:35,527 --> 00:52:37,519
It's relevant
because I did it.

863
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,105
And guess what? It stuck.

864
00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:42,407
You know why?
Because everyone said I couldn't.

865
00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:44,325
All right, I got it.
I got it!

866
00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:47,988
And we've got a plan.
We're off to the hangar.

867
00:52:48,457 --> 00:52:50,790
Teams of two.
Travis, you, and Dr. Sims.

868
00:52:50,959 --> 00:52:52,495
Swackhamer, you're with me.

869
00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:55,795
Wingman, we're gonna need
a diversion!

870
00:52:56,423 --> 00:52:57,413
I'm on it.

871
00:52:58,258 --> 00:53:00,170
I'm gonna pretend I didn't
just hear you leave me out

872
00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:02,047
because I'm coming
on this worm hunt.

873
00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:06,548
Elk hunter, huh?
Think you can bang on this short arm?

874
00:53:06,767 --> 00:53:09,885
Piece of cake. You zero that scope
for distance or dangerous game?

875
00:53:10,521 --> 00:53:12,513
- What do you think?
- Stupid question.

876
00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:15,148
Mind if I tweak it for my
preferred point of impact?

877
00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:20,733
Dad and I always zeroed our scopes
at 2.5 inches high at 100 yards.

878
00:53:21,490 --> 00:53:23,106
Well, whatever floats
your boat.

879
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,658
You're on overwatch.
Take Vargas and go on the roof.

880
00:53:25,744 --> 00:53:26,734
Roger that.

881
00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:29,495
And hold on tight, huh?
She'll kick some!

882
00:53:29,665 --> 00:53:30,655
Got you.

883
00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,457
The gun or Vargas?

884
00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:39,505
You feel up for this,
old man?

885
00:53:39,591 --> 00:53:40,707
I'm fine.

886
00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:42,254
You make ready.

887
00:53:42,928 --> 00:53:44,544
Okay, you ready,
Dr. Sims?

888
00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:48,548
Oh, shit. Look what the cat
dragged in.

889
00:53:49,268 --> 00:53:51,385
- Oh, good. You're here.
- Mr. Cutts.

890
00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:54,604
I just lost my top scientist
at the Meltwater Hot Springs.

891
00:53:54,815 --> 00:53:57,774
You just got in over your head
and had to punt, huh?

892
00:53:57,985 --> 00:54:00,022
Your experiment's run amok.

893
00:54:00,362 --> 00:54:01,398
My experiment?

894
00:54:01,655 --> 00:54:04,739
What, you think I'm actually
controlling these...

895
00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:08,276
Yeah, but of course you would.
Your psych eval suggested as much.

896
00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:09,987
You had me profiled?

897
00:54:10,164 --> 00:54:13,623
I'm sorry to disappoint you,
but this is not the Island of Dr. Moreau.

898
00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:16,827
I'm not some kind of walking
ethical dumpster fire.

899
00:54:17,212 --> 00:54:19,204
My mission here
is more elevated than that.

900
00:54:19,465 --> 00:54:23,709
Oh, yes. No DARPA skunk
works in the hopper, huh?

901
00:54:24,011 --> 00:54:29,006
No bio-engineering perhaps?
A little Graboid gene-splicing?

902
00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:32,308
You know, that's a good idea,
but bio-weapons are not my thing.

903
00:54:33,061 --> 00:54:34,643
I'm here
with an engineering team

904
00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:36,684
to assess the purity
of the groundwater

905
00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:40,399
and to design an aquifer to move it out
of the Arctic and into civilization.

906
00:54:40,486 --> 00:54:42,022
This is about water?

907
00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:44,104
Water is the new oil,
and, as you may have noticed,

908
00:54:44,198 --> 00:54:46,190
the Arctic has it
in abundance now.

909
00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:48,240
It took just
one of those creatures

910
00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:50,823
less than a minute to kill
my best scientist.

911
00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:52,404
- (CREATURE GROWLS)
- (THUDDING)

912
00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:55,741
Nobody move! Nobody move.
(SHUSHING)

913
00:54:56,794 --> 00:54:58,080
(RUMBLING)

914
00:54:58,170 --> 00:54:59,456
BURT: It's under
the floor.

915
00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:01,378
Don't move.

916
00:55:04,468 --> 00:55:05,754
Shh!

917
00:55:07,429 --> 00:55:08,510
Let me unload.

918
00:55:09,223 --> 00:55:10,213
All right.

919
00:55:11,183 --> 00:55:12,424
Fire at will!

920
00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:18,137
BURT: Yes!

921
00:55:32,371 --> 00:55:34,579
(SCREAMING)

922
00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:40,664
(SNARLING)

923
00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:46,504
(GROANING)

924
00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:48,585
Help! Help me!

925
00:55:49,263 --> 00:55:50,253
Here!

926
00:55:50,514 --> 00:55:51,846
Help me! Help me!

927
00:55:51,932 --> 00:55:53,594
(GROANING)

928
00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:02,307
All right. Let's scoot
and shoot!

929
00:56:02,651 --> 00:56:03,641
What about us?

930
00:56:03,819 --> 00:56:06,027
Find high ground,
solid ground,

931
00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:08,988
and whatever you do,
don't move!

932
00:56:14,496 --> 00:56:16,283
BURT: North Star One
to North Star Hangar.

933
00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:17,947
We are coming your way. Over.

934
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,457
Roger that, Mr. Gummer.

935
00:56:20,794 --> 00:56:22,751
Sounds like
you stepped in it up there.

936
00:56:22,838 --> 00:56:25,125
Affirmative. Time to dig in,
work together. Over.

937
00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:28,041
Is it a hunting party?

938
00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:29,754
Sure as hell
ain't no pony show!

939
00:56:31,930 --> 00:56:34,513
All right, look,
I'm gonna lead it away from here.

940
00:56:35,267 --> 00:56:37,133
When I do, run!

941
00:56:50,741 --> 00:56:51,982
Yeah!

942
00:56:52,784 --> 00:56:54,696
Like a dog to a bone!

943
00:56:54,870 --> 00:56:57,408
Bio-mechanics are so sexy!

944
00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:12,089
(GRUNTING)

945
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:14,966
(ROARING)

946
00:57:30,656 --> 00:57:32,443
To the hangar!

947
00:57:33,033 --> 00:57:34,069
Come on!

948
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:43,578
(CREATURE ROARING)

949
00:57:43,669 --> 00:57:45,501
Incoming! Three o'clock!

950
00:57:45,963 --> 00:57:48,376
Oh, shit! Not another one!

951
00:57:51,218 --> 00:57:52,550
The truck!

952
00:57:52,803 --> 00:57:54,510
- Swackhamer, get up!
- Yeah.

953
00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:04,929
Come on! In the truck!

954
00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:06,472
Come on!

955
00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:15,402
That thing's got me
by the pants!

956
00:58:15,701 --> 00:58:16,942
So take off your pants!

957
00:58:17,244 --> 00:58:18,735
100% no!

958
00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:21,071
- Take off your pants, Rita!
- No!

959
00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:23,490
- Take them off now, goddammit!
- No!

960
00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:25,579
- Why?
- I'm not wearing any underwear!

961
00:58:34,845 --> 00:58:35,961
(CREATURE GROWLS)

962
00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:43,601
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

963
00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:45,519
You're going commando
in the Arctic?

964
00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:47,347
I don't wear underwear.

965
00:58:47,566 --> 00:58:48,932
It's too restricting.

966
00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:51,229
- I think I love you!
- Yeah?

967
00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:02,111
- Hey, Hart?
- Yeah?

968
00:59:02,330 --> 00:59:04,743
How many of those energy
drinks did you have today?

969
00:59:04,833 --> 00:59:08,326
(CREATURE SNARLING)

970
00:59:08,628 --> 00:59:10,085
Six, maybe seven.

971
00:59:10,422 --> 00:59:11,708
I mean, could be eight.

972
00:59:12,799 --> 00:59:14,335
Get ready to run, Wingman.

973
00:59:14,509 --> 00:59:18,048
We're executing
Diversion Tactic Two.

974
00:59:19,473 --> 00:59:21,840
Okay, Hart. Time to take one
for the team.

975
00:59:22,184 --> 00:59:24,972
Free Willy
and let the big dog eat.

976
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:31,732
Seriously? You want me
to drop trou?

977
00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:33,234
Don't question my orders!

978
00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:35,895
Now, you take out that disco stick,
and let it dance!

979
00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:38,280
Okay. Don't anybody look.

980
00:59:40,452 --> 00:59:43,445
Dude! We have bigger worms
to worry about!

981
00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:45,409
Get ready to redeploy!

982
00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:52,128
That boy's got game!

983
00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:54,171
Fire at will!

984
00:59:56,051 --> 00:59:57,167
(CREATURE ROARS)

985
01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:05,849
- Preferably today!
- I'm trying!

986
01:00:10,232 --> 01:00:13,396
Oh, come on! If you're gonna piss
like a puppy, stay on the porch.

987
01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:16,436
(LAUGHING)

988
01:00:16,530 --> 01:00:19,443
I'm no puppy, Mr. Gummer.
I'll tell you that.

989
01:00:19,741 --> 01:00:21,573
Gonna build me an ark!

990
01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:47,391
We're clear to the hangar.
Go! Go! Go!

991
01:00:52,023 --> 01:00:55,312
(BOTH PANTING)

992
01:00:58,071 --> 01:00:59,653
(GROANING)

993
01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:13,121
(CONTINUES GROANING)

994
01:01:14,421 --> 01:01:15,878
Here, here! Take this!

995
01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:31,268
Bad news, Val. Eleven o'clock!

996
01:01:31,563 --> 01:01:32,895
That makes
the Graboid count two.

997
01:01:32,981 --> 01:01:35,223
VARGAS: Yeah, two alive.
One dead.

998
01:01:39,070 --> 01:01:40,356
(GROANS)

999
01:01:51,499 --> 01:01:53,582
(GROANING)

1000
01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:07,797
(GRUNTING)

1001
01:02:11,937 --> 01:02:14,020
(GUNSHOTS)

1002
01:02:16,274 --> 01:02:17,515
(GROANS)

1003
01:02:28,161 --> 01:02:29,277
Burt, you copy? Over?

1004
01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:31,112
You there? Copy?

1005
01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:32,655
Burt?

1006
01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:35,374
Copy, Wingman.

1007
01:02:36,503 --> 01:02:37,744
You doing okay?

1008
01:02:38,505 --> 01:02:39,996
Why the hell wouldn't I be?

1009
01:02:40,465 --> 01:02:42,673
We're fighting
a Graboid apocalypse

1010
01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:44,341
with a bunch of noncoms!

1011
01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:45,718
Don't worry about me!

1012
01:02:45,887 --> 01:02:49,927
Just stick to
the mission objective.

1013
01:02:50,642 --> 01:02:52,178
- (SNARLS)
- (GRUNTS)

1014
01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:53,846
(GUNSHOTS)

1015
01:02:56,731 --> 01:02:59,519
(EXHALES AND GROANS)

1016
01:03:01,861 --> 01:03:04,353
We've got to get
one of those worms pronto!

1017
01:03:17,669 --> 01:03:20,537
Watch out!
It's headed your way!

1018
01:03:20,714 --> 01:03:23,001
Incoming.
From the drill tower.

1019
01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:26,759
Say a prayer, I'm gonna flip the
switch on this little cucarcha.

1020
01:03:29,014 --> 01:03:31,347
One! Two!

1021
01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:33,799
Three!

1022
01:03:34,561 --> 01:03:35,722
Shit!

1023
01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,553
(WHOOPING)

1024
01:03:43,069 --> 01:03:44,230
Watch out!

1025
01:03:52,787 --> 01:03:54,744
(LAUGHING)

1026
01:03:56,124 --> 01:03:59,162
It's working.
It's actually working!

1027
01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:00,827
It can't get through.

1028
01:04:01,212 --> 01:04:03,704
I told you I've done more
with less!

1029
01:04:04,090 --> 01:04:07,754
Come on! Whoo! Yeah!

1030
01:04:10,013 --> 01:04:11,595
How're you doing
out there, Burt?

1031
01:04:12,307 --> 01:04:13,343
Talk to me.

1032
01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:16,058
Burt, you're alive?

1033
01:04:19,272 --> 01:04:21,559
You've never given up on
anything in your life, old man.

1034
01:04:21,649 --> 01:04:23,481
Don't start now!

1035
01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:26,440
You father
is very sick, Travis.

1036
01:04:26,613 --> 01:04:30,323
He can't die. Not now.
Not on my watch.

1037
01:04:30,658 --> 01:04:33,116
This is his second
neuro-muscular collapse.

1038
01:04:37,624 --> 01:04:39,490
(SIGHS) Come on, Travis.

1039
01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:41,075
Man up.

1040
01:04:42,879 --> 01:04:44,666
Okay, look, we capture
one of these things, right?

1041
01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:46,042
How do we get
what we need?

1042
01:04:46,257 --> 01:04:49,375
There should be a glandular
sac somewhere in the throat.

1043
01:04:49,636 --> 01:04:51,298
(CREATURE SNARLS)

1044
01:04:52,347 --> 01:04:55,340
Looks like Sally's testing our
underground electrical fence.

1045
01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:56,723
Who's Sally?

1046
01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:58,550
You named it?

1047
01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:00,807
After an ex.

1048
01:05:01,606 --> 01:05:04,064
Sally Soulsmasher.

1049
01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:05,975
She was a dirty,
man-eating bitch

1050
01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:08,735
who used to stick her nose
where it didn't belong.

1051
01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:12,569
MAN:Everything okay
out there?

1052
01:05:13,034 --> 01:05:16,243
SOLDIER: Copy that, sir.
Just locking the gate. All clear.

1053
01:05:16,413 --> 01:05:18,496
VARGAS: Stop moving,
you idiot.

1054
01:05:18,957 --> 01:05:21,244
(CREATURE ROARING)

1055
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,343
It's coming through the floor!
(GRUNTS)

1056
01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:35,843
(GROANING)

1057
01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:38,340
BURT: Wingman?

1058
01:05:39,102 --> 01:05:40,183
Wingman, you there?

1059
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:42,432
Burt. How are you feeling?

1060
01:05:42,689 --> 01:05:45,056
Fit as a butcher's dog.

1061
01:05:57,537 --> 01:05:59,824
(CREATURE SCREECHING)

1062
01:05:59,914 --> 01:06:01,450
(SCREAMING)

1063
01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:11,544
I'm coming your way, Wingman!

1064
01:06:31,738 --> 01:06:33,821
Let's go, guys. Let's go.
Let's get to work.

1065
01:06:33,907 --> 01:06:36,069
Swackhamer, start making
those bombs.

1066
01:06:44,876 --> 01:06:47,368
- Look, Burt, we...
- Got to destroy these devils!

1067
01:06:47,629 --> 01:06:50,542
- No, we have to catch one of these!
- We don't catch. We kill!

1068
01:06:50,715 --> 01:06:52,923
- Even if it kills you?
- This is not about me.

1069
01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:56,301
- Yes, it is!
- Not if we still got Graboids out there.

1070
01:06:56,763 --> 01:06:58,254
Come on, Burt.
I'm just getting to know you.

1071
01:06:58,348 --> 01:06:59,930
I don't wanna see
your sorry ass die.

1072
01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:02,975
I'll be dead when I say
I'm dead!

1073
01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:04,302
That's not how this works!

1074
01:07:04,395 --> 01:07:06,808
Last I checked, you don't give
the orders around here.

1075
01:07:06,898 --> 01:07:08,184
Oh, I do now.

1076
01:07:08,900 --> 01:07:10,641
You never answered
my question.

1077
01:07:11,110 --> 01:07:13,227
Where'd you get that HK91?

1078
01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:16,438
Heather.

1079
01:07:17,408 --> 01:07:18,524
My wife.

1080
01:07:19,619 --> 01:07:20,951
Ex-wife, Burt.

1081
01:07:21,246 --> 01:07:23,454
Who gave you the right
to meddle in my affairs?

1082
01:07:23,581 --> 01:07:26,073
Hey! I'm the result of one of
your affairs, remember?

1083
01:07:26,167 --> 01:07:28,159
Bullshit! Bullshit!

1084
01:07:28,628 --> 01:07:31,371
You're not hooking and reeling
me into this conversation!

1085
01:07:33,174 --> 01:07:34,255
(GROANS)

1086
01:07:34,342 --> 01:07:36,254
I guess I touched
his thermostat.

1087
01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:41,134
You wanna die? Huh?
Do you?

1088
01:07:42,642 --> 01:07:44,133
Stop being so stubborn.

1089
01:07:44,561 --> 01:07:45,551
Damn!

1090
01:07:46,688 --> 01:07:49,021
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1091
01:07:52,944 --> 01:07:53,980
Did you...

1092
01:07:55,989 --> 01:07:57,651
Did you say hooking
and reeling?

1093
01:07:58,241 --> 01:08:00,608
Jesus, Burt,
you are a genius.

1094
01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:04,494
Hey, Mac, how are we doing
on that plane?

1095
01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:07,865
Well, I've got to put a wrench
to a few more screws.

1096
01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:09,325
Everybody, listen up.

1097
01:08:10,461 --> 01:08:13,078
I think I've got a way we can
catch one of these things!

1098
01:08:13,172 --> 01:08:15,664
(ALARM BLARING)

1099
01:08:15,758 --> 01:08:17,044
What the hell is that?

1100
01:08:19,887 --> 01:08:22,095
(CONTINUES BLARING)

1101
01:08:24,475 --> 01:08:25,556
The seismic alarm.

1102
01:08:25,643 --> 01:08:28,386
(MOTOR STARTS)

1103
01:08:28,563 --> 01:08:31,397
We set the core sample drilling
on auto for today, remember?

1104
01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:44,243
That damn drilling tower
is like Graboid catnip.

1105
01:08:44,704 --> 01:08:46,866
That puss has already
taken the bait.

1106
01:08:50,668 --> 01:08:53,035
(DRILL WHIRRING)

1107
01:08:54,547 --> 01:08:57,711
We've got to shut it down before
Hart becomes a Happy Meal!

1108
01:08:57,884 --> 01:09:00,046
The timer panel's attached
to the drill tower.

1109
01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:03,383
Okay, if we can't turn it off, we've got
to lead that Graboid away from Hart.

1110
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:06,636
I've got to shut off
the drill rig.

1111
01:09:06,809 --> 01:09:08,050
You can't go
down there, Val.

1112
01:09:08,227 --> 01:09:09,468
(GRUNTS)

1113
01:09:14,442 --> 01:09:15,728
(GROANS)

1114
01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:17,150
(RUMBLING)

1115
01:09:17,862 --> 01:09:19,649
(HART SCREAMING)

1116
01:09:19,739 --> 01:09:21,105
(SCREECHES)

1117
01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:26,952
Battle stations!
Let's make some noise!

1118
01:09:27,455 --> 01:09:30,823
Double the voltage this time.
I want him dead!

1119
01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:33,750
VALERIE: Hold on, Hart.
I'm coming!

1120
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:38,122
VARGAS: Hurry up, Val.
Number two's coming right at you.

1121
01:09:40,885 --> 01:09:44,629
- Go! Go! Go! Raise Cain!
- (WHIRRING)

1122
01:09:52,397 --> 01:09:55,481
(CLANGING)
(WHIRRING)

1123
01:09:55,692 --> 01:09:57,103
(LAUGHS)

1124
01:09:57,735 --> 01:10:00,022
(BOTH YELLING)

1125
01:10:01,447 --> 01:10:03,689
Come to papa!

1126
01:10:05,243 --> 01:10:07,155
(ALL YELLING)

1127
01:10:13,584 --> 01:10:14,950
(BANGING)

1128
01:10:21,342 --> 01:10:23,459
Swackhamer!

1129
01:10:23,636 --> 01:10:25,218
Yeah!

1130
01:10:25,304 --> 01:10:26,465
(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

1131
01:10:41,195 --> 01:10:42,902
(SHOUTS)

1132
01:10:43,364 --> 01:10:45,822
That'll close
the carpool lane!

1133
01:10:46,659 --> 01:10:47,991
Give me some! Whoo!

1134
01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:49,238
Give me some, Burt!

1135
01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:50,448
Whoo!

1136
01:10:50,538 --> 01:10:55,408
Broke into the wrong goddamn hangar,
didn't you, you bastard?

1137
01:10:55,501 --> 01:10:56,537
(LAUGHS)

1138
01:11:00,965 --> 01:11:02,672
HART: Val,
it's in front of you!

1139
01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:04,466
(CREATURE GROWLING)

1140
01:11:07,722 --> 01:11:10,339
(GUN FIRING)

1141
01:11:14,854 --> 01:11:16,390
Let's go, Hart.
It's retreating!

1142
01:11:17,899 --> 01:11:18,889
Jump!

1143
01:11:19,484 --> 01:11:20,565
Come on!

1144
01:11:22,236 --> 01:11:24,319
All right, let's not celebrate
in a huddle, folks.

1145
01:11:24,405 --> 01:11:27,273
We've still got at least
one Graboid out there.

1146
01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:28,948
- (GASPS)
- (GROANS)

1147
01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:34,617
Uh, guys,

1148
01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:37,666
I hate to drop a turd in the punch bowl,
but the genny's blown!

1149
01:11:38,669 --> 01:11:40,080
What the hell does that mean?

1150
01:11:41,339 --> 01:11:44,548
No underground
electrical fence.

1151
01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:47,293
(GROANING)

1152
01:11:55,645 --> 01:11:57,181
We've got to get him
to medical.

1153
01:11:58,940 --> 01:12:00,351
(GRUNTS)

1154
01:12:01,234 --> 01:12:04,477
Okay. Get that airplane ready to fly,
and wait for my call.

1155
01:12:04,654 --> 01:12:07,522
All right, everybody,
I'm on the point.

1156
01:12:07,740 --> 01:12:09,527
- Single file.
- Okay.

1157
01:12:11,702 --> 01:12:13,910
(WIND HOWLING)

1158
01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:16,363
Any movement?

1159
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:18,911
Nothing. Zip.

1160
01:12:19,085 --> 01:12:20,417
- Zilch.
- Nada mucho.

1161
01:12:20,753 --> 01:12:22,745
- I say we run, get there fast.
- SWACKHAMER: Yeah.

1162
01:12:22,839 --> 01:12:25,923
If that thing attacks,
I'll just honey badger the shit out of it.

1163
01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:28,170
Uh, help? Over here!

1164
01:12:28,261 --> 01:12:32,380
Oh, shit, he lived?
I've got to do the right thing, don't I?

1165
01:12:32,557 --> 01:12:34,264
It's a good habit to start.

1166
01:12:34,433 --> 01:12:38,427
(SIGHS) Okay, Rita,
you take Aklark and Burt to the medical.

1167
01:12:38,604 --> 01:12:40,220
I don't care what you have
to do to keep him alive!

1168
01:12:40,314 --> 01:12:41,725
Swackhamer, you're with me.

1169
01:12:41,899 --> 01:12:46,018
On three, we break.
One, two, three, break!

1170
01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:56,783
Man, am I glad to see you guys now!
Get me down from here.

1171
01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:58,117
Jump, you chicken-shit!

1172
01:12:58,291 --> 01:13:00,999
No, no, no.
Don't jump, okay?

1173
01:13:01,168 --> 01:13:02,784
But I'll tell you
what you can do.

1174
01:13:02,962 --> 01:13:06,546
Remove all the tax liens on Mr.
Gummer for the last 27 years

1175
01:13:06,674 --> 01:13:08,131
and give him back his house,

1176
01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:10,300
and I'll make sure that you stay
on this side of the tundra.

1177
01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:11,376
Yeah, whatever. Done.

1178
01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:13,386
Uh, no, we're not done.

1179
01:13:13,556 --> 01:13:17,300
We also don't wanna pay taxes
for the rest of our life.

1180
01:13:18,019 --> 01:13:20,762
- Federal or state, yeah.
- Nevada doesn't have state taxes.

1181
01:13:20,855 --> 01:13:22,972
Yeah, no federal taxes!

1182
01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:25,224
Well, that's gonna be
a hard one to swing.

1183
01:13:25,318 --> 01:13:28,311
- Uh, have a nice life!
- Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, fine.

1184
01:13:28,571 --> 01:13:30,528
- I'll do it.
- You didn't see the ladder, asshole?

1185
01:13:30,615 --> 01:13:32,823
Dude! Baby bag.

1186
01:13:38,497 --> 01:13:40,910
Hey, candy-ass!
If you have a set of balls,

1187
01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:42,704
now would be the time
to use them.

1188
01:13:42,793 --> 01:13:43,783
TRAVIS: Yeah.

1189
01:13:47,298 --> 01:13:49,164
(YELLING)

1190
01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:53,342
(GROANS)

1191
01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:57,173
(CREATURE ROARS)

1192
01:13:58,267 --> 01:14:01,180
There she blows.
Time for some psy ops.

1193
01:14:01,354 --> 01:14:04,438
I'm gonna distract Sally Soulsmasher
with some shock and awe!

1194
01:14:05,942 --> 01:14:06,932
Good luck with that.

1195
01:14:09,403 --> 01:14:11,895
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1196
01:14:13,074 --> 01:14:14,815
(CREATURE ROARS)

1197
01:14:14,909 --> 01:14:16,866
Suck on this, worm!

1198
01:14:20,915 --> 01:14:22,656
Come on!

1199
01:14:27,838 --> 01:14:29,374
Whoo!

1200
01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:31,748
Yeah!

1201
01:14:32,677 --> 01:14:33,667
Yeah!

1202
01:14:34,095 --> 01:14:36,178
Ride them, cowboy!

1203
01:14:36,555 --> 01:14:38,512
(GRUNTING)

1204
01:14:42,603 --> 01:14:43,935
(WHOOPING)

1205
01:14:44,021 --> 01:14:46,229
Giddyup! Oh, yeah!

1206
01:14:46,399 --> 01:14:47,560
How do you like me now?

1207
01:15:00,579 --> 01:15:01,786
Oh, good. Get me out of here.

1208
01:15:01,914 --> 01:15:04,281
- Take it easy, Burt.
- Don't tell me to take it easy.

1209
01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:05,582
It's time for a sit rep.

1210
01:15:05,668 --> 01:15:07,330
Yeah, I think you better sit
this rep out.

1211
01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:09,127
- Who put you in charge?
- You did.

1212
01:15:09,338 --> 01:15:11,250
- I did?
- Yeah, once you got hurt, Burt.

1213
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:13,297
That puts me in charge
whether you like it or not.

1214
01:15:13,384 --> 01:15:15,296
I feel fine.

1215
01:15:17,013 --> 01:15:18,879
Tell everybody to gear up
and get ready.

1216
01:15:21,809 --> 01:15:23,016
Get ready for what?

1217
01:15:23,227 --> 01:15:25,219
Ready to save your ass,
that's what!

1218
01:15:25,396 --> 01:15:27,683
Capturing a Graboid! Right?

1219
01:15:28,357 --> 01:15:30,690
You might as well try taking
the black off a crow.

1220
01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:34,611
Hell, while you're at it,
why don't you tell the rain not to dry?

1221
01:15:34,822 --> 01:15:35,938
I'm your only shot.

1222
01:15:36,115 --> 01:15:38,277
- You?
- Yeah, me, Burt! Me!

1223
01:15:38,451 --> 01:15:40,659
Your job is to preserve
my legacy!

1224
01:15:40,828 --> 01:15:44,196
My job is to make a last stand
against these Arctic Graboids.

1225
01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:46,990
You can't stand,
Colonel Custer!

1226
01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:50,877
- Back off!
- It doesn't belong to you!

1227
01:15:51,714 --> 01:15:53,546
Cold, dead hands,
is that it, Burt?

1228
01:15:56,844 --> 01:15:58,380
What is wrong with you?

1229
01:16:00,598 --> 01:16:03,636
I'm trying to save your bacon here,
you stubborn old coot.

1230
01:16:03,809 --> 01:16:05,095
You've crossed the line!

1231
01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:08,144
This fight is done with you.

1232
01:16:08,314 --> 01:16:09,896
Yeah, well, I'm not done
with it!

1233
01:16:10,649 --> 01:16:11,765
Yeah, you are.

1234
01:16:11,859 --> 01:16:13,851
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1235
01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:17,062
Don't leave me unarmed.

1236
01:16:29,877 --> 01:16:30,867
There.

1237
01:16:31,962 --> 01:16:33,624
You got your true love back.

1238
01:16:35,508 --> 01:16:37,921
I guess blood ain't thicker
than ammo, is it, Burt?

1239
01:16:46,644 --> 01:16:49,478
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1240
01:16:50,231 --> 01:16:51,221
Yeah.

1241
01:17:14,046 --> 01:17:17,881
If you've got Ass Blasters,
you have Graboids.

1242
01:17:18,384 --> 01:17:19,795
That's right, soldier.

1243
01:17:20,219 --> 01:17:22,962
This is FOB. DOA.

1244
01:17:23,764 --> 01:17:24,754
TMZ.

1245
01:17:24,849 --> 01:17:28,217
My balls are in
the Guinness Book of Balls!

1246
01:17:39,196 --> 01:17:40,403
That went well!

1247
01:17:41,574 --> 01:17:43,486
Yeah,
it sounded like it.

1248
01:17:44,910 --> 01:17:45,991
You ready?

1249
01:17:49,456 --> 01:17:50,697
It's a good look for you.

1250
01:17:57,423 --> 01:18:00,086
I guess the big boy's still
out there sleeping somewhere.

1251
01:18:02,136 --> 01:18:03,627
I hope he's the only one.

1252
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,922
When you get pushed in,
you've got to swim, right?

1253
01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:19,521
Hey, Swackhamer, sit rep?

1254
01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:21,519
SWACKHAMER: Seconds away!

1255
01:18:22,281 --> 01:18:25,445
Travis, this plan, it's

1256
01:18:25,784 --> 01:18:27,650
fricking crazy, huh?

1257
01:18:27,828 --> 01:18:30,070
Just like nailing Jell-O
to a wall.

1258
01:18:30,414 --> 01:18:31,655
Yeah, bro.

1259
01:18:31,874 --> 01:18:35,208
This is Mac. I'm wheels up
in five!

1260
01:18:36,003 --> 01:18:37,995
Takes me back
to my banner-tow days.

1261
01:18:38,255 --> 01:18:40,338
Hope the old girl
can handle the load.

1262
01:18:40,799 --> 01:18:43,883
Don't worry. Come on.
It's just a pure catch-and-release mission!

1263
01:18:44,094 --> 01:18:46,006
When the fish is on,
you want me

1264
01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:48,714
to pull up hard and do
a wingover, eh?

1265
01:18:48,891 --> 01:18:52,726
Affirmative. We're gonna use the
bitch's momentum to land her.

1266
01:18:55,189 --> 01:18:58,102
Okay, Aklark, she's all yours.

1267
01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:01,522
Just keep it steady.
We don't wanna wake the beast up.

1268
01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:10,155
(GRUNTS)

1269
01:19:13,666 --> 01:19:14,747
Dude!

1270
01:19:14,833 --> 01:19:16,040
Shh!

1271
01:19:37,356 --> 01:19:38,767
Let's go fishing.

1272
01:19:41,235 --> 01:19:43,602
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1273
01:20:03,757 --> 01:20:06,500
All right, Valerie,
you ready to take down one of these bad boys?

1274
01:20:06,593 --> 01:20:07,583
I'm so ready.

1275
01:20:12,308 --> 01:20:13,298
All right!

1276
01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:16,556
When I get in position,
rock the cradle.

1277
01:20:20,107 --> 01:20:21,473
VALERIE: I'm baiting
the hook.

1278
01:20:23,319 --> 01:20:26,062
(CREATURE ROARS) - VARGAS:
Okay, Val, get ready. It's awake.

1279
01:20:34,163 --> 01:20:35,745
Three hundred meters
and closing!

1280
01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:48,459
(GRUNTS)

1281
01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:57,220
- One hundred meters and closing.
- Okay, let's go.

1282
01:20:58,896 --> 01:21:01,013
All right, Mac, bring her in.
Bring her in.

1283
01:21:29,927 --> 01:21:30,917
Oh, shit.

1284
01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:43,639
Hooked!

1285
01:21:43,857 --> 01:21:45,018
(GRUNTS)

1286
01:21:52,032 --> 01:21:54,069
(ROARS)

1287
01:21:57,454 --> 01:21:59,491
Oh, shit!

1288
01:21:59,665 --> 01:22:01,497
Release! Release!

1289
01:22:03,085 --> 01:22:05,577
(ROARING)

1290
01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:19,849
(ALL SHOUTING)

1291
01:22:23,814 --> 01:22:25,271
What now?

1292
01:22:26,233 --> 01:22:29,021
Halle-freaking-lujah!

1293
01:22:34,616 --> 01:22:37,074
(CREATURE SCEECHING)

1294
01:22:42,124 --> 01:22:45,208
All right, listen, listen.
Absolutely no guns, okay?

1295
01:22:45,377 --> 01:22:47,460
We don't wanna kill it.
We want it alive.

1296
01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:49,416
We're going old-school
on this thing.

1297
01:22:49,673 --> 01:22:52,962
Shirts versus skins,
all right?

1298
01:22:56,555 --> 01:22:58,592
- A three iron?
- It was the best I could do.

1299
01:23:00,142 --> 01:23:01,428
All right.

1300
01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:05,095
Let's go Alpha
on this worm!

1301
01:23:09,776 --> 01:23:11,438
(ALL GROANING)

1302
01:23:13,113 --> 01:23:14,103
(GROWLS)

1303
01:23:15,574 --> 01:23:16,564
Okay.

1304
01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:17,982
All right.

1305
01:23:19,953 --> 01:23:21,865
(SNARLING)

1306
01:23:21,955 --> 01:23:23,287
Whoa, whoa.

1307
01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:26,491
Come on.

1308
01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:29,752
Get him! Come on, kid!
Get him!

1309
01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:31,162
Oh, man!

1310
01:23:32,341 --> 01:23:34,628
Guys, good effort.

1311
01:23:35,093 --> 01:23:37,085
Uh, Swackhamer, you got this.

1312
01:23:37,262 --> 01:23:39,128
VALERIE: Come on, Swackhamer.
Whoo! Okay.

1313
01:23:39,223 --> 01:23:41,465
- You got it, man.
- You got it!

1314
01:23:41,808 --> 01:23:43,140
(SNARLING)

1315
01:23:44,645 --> 01:23:45,681
(GRUNTS)

1316
01:23:48,607 --> 01:23:49,597
(YELLS)

1317
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:52,601
(GRUNTS)

1318
01:23:55,697 --> 01:23:57,188
(YELLING)

1319
01:24:00,994 --> 01:24:02,951
- Back off!
- Throw it!

1320
01:24:07,209 --> 01:24:08,871
Tap in. Tap in, big man.

1321
01:24:11,213 --> 01:24:14,547
SWACKHAMER: Go get it, Aklark!
It's all yours! (GRUNTS)

1322
01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:17,167
SWACKHAMER: Don't be afraid.

1323
01:24:17,553 --> 01:24:18,760
It can smell your fear!

1324
01:24:19,972 --> 01:24:21,463
- Make him sushi!
- SWACKHAMER: Come on!

1325
01:24:23,392 --> 01:24:25,509
(YELLING)

1326
01:24:27,271 --> 01:24:28,261
Yeah!

1327
01:24:28,397 --> 01:24:30,855
(ALL CHEERING)

1328
01:24:31,692 --> 01:24:32,728
(GUNSHOT)

1329
01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:37,152
Amateurs!

1330
01:24:37,239 --> 01:24:38,946
(PANTING)

1331
01:24:39,032 --> 01:24:41,991
SWACKHAMER: Wow! I did not
need to see that!

1332
01:24:42,202 --> 01:24:44,068
(GROANING)

1333
01:24:52,629 --> 01:24:54,461
(CREATURE SNARLING)

1334
01:25:07,352 --> 01:25:10,060
What's good for the Graboid
is good for the Gummer.

1335
01:25:10,731 --> 01:25:11,721
All right.

1336
01:25:13,275 --> 01:25:14,857
(EXHALES)

1337
01:25:17,529 --> 01:25:19,236
(CREATURE GRUNTS)

1338
01:25:19,323 --> 01:25:20,689
Ugh!

1339
01:25:24,369 --> 01:25:25,655
SWACKHAMER: That can't
be comfortable.

1340
01:25:28,832 --> 01:25:32,416
You went poking around in my
throat with a big-ass needle,

1341
01:25:32,628 --> 01:25:34,119
I'd be pissed!

1342
01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:38,623
Dude, you need a Tic Tac.

1343
01:25:38,759 --> 01:25:40,591
(ALL GROANING IN DISGUST)

1344
01:25:42,095 --> 01:25:43,677
That is so awkward.

1345
01:25:52,022 --> 01:25:53,513
(ALL GROANING)

1346
01:25:53,899 --> 01:25:55,060
Oh, it smells so bad.

1347
01:25:55,233 --> 01:25:57,270
They should call him
Deep Throat.

1348
01:26:02,407 --> 01:26:04,569
That is all kinds of nasty.

1349
01:26:10,457 --> 01:26:13,575
At least the gland
wasn't in the prostate!

1350
01:26:14,169 --> 01:26:15,159
Yeah.

1351
01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:20,753
(MACHINES BEEPING)

1352
01:26:36,650 --> 01:26:38,482
(SIGHS)

1353
01:26:51,248 --> 01:26:52,534
I'm sorry, Travis.

1354
01:26:53,959 --> 01:26:54,949
That's it?

1355
01:26:56,878 --> 01:26:58,870
There has to be
something more you can do.

1356
01:27:11,601 --> 01:27:13,217
- (GRUNTS)
- (CLATTERS)

1357
01:27:34,166 --> 01:27:38,911
BURT: That is no way
to treat an HK91!

1358
01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:46,547
(EXHALES)

1359
01:27:48,472 --> 01:27:49,758
Sorry, Burt.

1360
01:27:51,141 --> 01:27:52,222
It won't happen again.

1361
01:27:52,851 --> 01:27:54,262
(GRUNTS)

1362
01:28:03,153 --> 01:28:04,815
Oh.

1363
01:28:21,505 --> 01:28:25,545
With all due respect, soldier,
you need a shower.

1364
01:28:26,009 --> 01:28:27,966
(ALL LAUGHING)

1365
01:28:28,637 --> 01:28:30,503
BURT: What's
the damn fuss?

1366
01:28:31,348 --> 01:28:33,465
How do you not die?
You never die.

1367
01:28:36,353 --> 01:28:38,640
(CREATURE GROWLING)

1368
01:28:41,733 --> 01:28:43,690
- Mr. Gummer.
- Sir.

1369
01:28:43,944 --> 01:28:45,731
MR. CUTTS: Glad to see you
up and at them.

1370
01:28:45,904 --> 01:28:48,612
Now, it gives me
great pleasure to present you

1371
01:28:48,782 --> 01:28:52,571
with your permanent federal tax lien release,
in perpetuity,

1372
01:28:52,744 --> 01:28:54,986
as well as the title deeds
to your property.

1373
01:28:55,247 --> 01:28:57,455
Signed, sealed...

1374
01:28:57,624 --> 01:28:58,831
And delivered.

1375
01:29:00,836 --> 01:29:02,793
(CREATURE GROWLS)

1376
01:29:07,509 --> 01:29:09,751
- You're too kind.
- MR. CUTTS: You're right.

1377
01:29:10,220 --> 01:29:13,884
This species will make
an exceptional bio-weapon.

1378
01:29:14,224 --> 01:29:17,433
When it comes to Graboids,
I'm rarely wrong, Mr. Cutts.

1379
01:29:17,519 --> 01:29:20,353
Mmm-hmm.
With the right neuro-implant,

1380
01:29:20,522 --> 01:29:23,185
it could be a bunker-buster
for God and country.

1381
01:29:23,942 --> 01:29:25,058
What do you think?

1382
01:29:25,318 --> 01:29:26,854
I was right about you
all along.

1383
01:29:26,945 --> 01:29:31,531
You and your DARPA minions,
you're a bunch of malevolent ineptoids!

1384
01:29:31,616 --> 01:29:33,152
(REMOTE CONTROL
AIRPLANE WHIRRING)

1385
01:29:34,578 --> 01:29:36,240
What the hell was that,
Mr. Gummer?

1386
01:29:38,748 --> 01:29:40,705
That, sir, is the trigger.

1387
01:29:41,293 --> 01:29:42,283
And I

1388
01:29:42,794 --> 01:29:43,875
am the finger.

1389
01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:46,291
Look, I don't know
what you're doing,

1390
01:29:46,506 --> 01:29:49,715
but I'd strongly
advise you not to do it!

1391
01:29:49,885 --> 01:29:51,342
Oh?

1392
01:29:53,221 --> 01:29:55,463
That Graboid is
US government property!

1393
01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:57,347
Hate to be a buzzkill.

1394
01:29:57,893 --> 01:29:59,475
Shoot it.
Blow it out of the sky!

1395
01:29:59,561 --> 01:30:02,474
(GUNS FIRING)

1396
01:30:04,774 --> 01:30:06,060
(BEEPS)

1397
01:30:09,070 --> 01:30:10,151
Yes!

1398
01:30:15,076 --> 01:30:16,692
(LAUGHING)

1399
01:30:16,786 --> 01:30:20,029
Graboids don't make
good pets, Mr. Cutts.

1400
01:30:20,332 --> 01:30:21,493
AKLARK: Preach on it, Burt!

1401
01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:23,916
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- Yeah!

1402
01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:25,910
TRAVIS: Yeah!

1403
01:30:26,296 --> 01:30:27,753
MAC: Mr. Gummer,

1404
01:30:28,214 --> 01:30:30,501
my plane's all packed
and ready to go.

1405
01:30:30,634 --> 01:30:32,921
- Roger that.
- MAC: By the way,

1406
01:30:33,470 --> 01:30:34,881
nice work.

1407
01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:36,303
(CHUCKLES)

1408
01:30:36,431 --> 01:30:38,423
Dad was right.
You are a hard-ass!

1409
01:30:39,601 --> 01:30:41,183
Tell your dad
I said, "Hey."

1410
01:30:41,645 --> 01:30:43,511
Tell him
not to drop in.

1411
01:30:44,064 --> 01:30:45,646
He's not really the
dropping-in kind of guy.

1412
01:30:45,732 --> 01:30:47,598
He's more of
the barging-in type.

1413
01:30:48,443 --> 01:30:51,026
This is gonna be one hell
of a story to tell back home.

1414
01:30:51,112 --> 01:30:54,071
Tell him I said you're a
better shot than he ever was.

1415
01:30:54,699 --> 01:30:55,940
Thanks, Mr. Gummer.

1416
01:30:57,661 --> 01:30:59,072
Call me Burt!

1417
01:31:03,917 --> 01:31:06,534
You know I won't be in the
Arctic Circle forever, right?

1418
01:31:07,545 --> 01:31:10,208
Six months,
I'll be back in the States.

1419
01:31:11,299 --> 01:31:12,835
You trying to get sweet
with me?

1420
01:31:13,593 --> 01:31:14,709
Definitely.

1421
01:31:15,637 --> 01:31:16,718
Never gonna happen.

1422
01:31:18,431 --> 01:31:19,672
I think it might.

1423
01:31:23,979 --> 01:31:25,060
Thanks.

1424
01:31:26,439 --> 01:31:27,475
For everything.

1425
01:31:35,615 --> 01:31:36,856
(EXHALES)

1426
01:31:41,329 --> 01:31:44,493
Travis, what have you learned
from me?

1427
01:31:45,166 --> 01:31:47,749
Uh, to not trust anyone
or anything ever?

1428
01:31:47,836 --> 01:31:49,998
You call that
a goodbye kiss?

1429
01:31:50,171 --> 01:31:55,166
A man brings a big bore .44 Magnum
to a fight, not some broke dick. 22.

1430
01:31:55,510 --> 01:31:57,046
Broke dick?
That was sweet dick.

1431
01:31:57,262 --> 01:31:58,798
- Oh, was it?
- Yeah.

1432
01:31:58,972 --> 01:32:02,966
'Cause that sorely lacked any kind
of velocity or stopping power,

1433
01:32:03,143 --> 01:32:05,977
not to mention
maximum penetration.

1434
01:32:06,062 --> 01:32:07,223
Okay, it's a little late
to have

1435
01:32:07,313 --> 01:32:09,680
the guns-and-ammo
talk, Burt. All right?

1436
01:32:11,943 --> 01:32:13,024
Pathetic.

1437
01:32:31,337 --> 01:32:32,544
(ALL EXCLAIM)

1438
01:32:47,020 --> 01:32:48,511
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

1439
01:32:56,988 --> 01:32:58,775
- It was better.
- Better?

1440
01:32:58,948 --> 01:33:03,113
It was no.44 Magnum.
.357, maybe.

1441
01:33:03,286 --> 01:33:04,572
Dude, what do you know
about kissing?

1442
01:33:04,662 --> 01:33:07,996
I know enough not to unholster my
weapon unless I'm prepared to use it.

1443
01:33:09,292 --> 01:33:11,158
It's nice to see you back
to your old self, Burt.

1444
01:33:11,252 --> 01:33:14,461
What do you say we get on home and get
ourselves some real sunshine, huh?

1445
01:33:16,591 --> 01:33:18,583
Sounds like perfection,
Pops.

1446
01:33:26,392 --> 01:33:27,678
Pops.