0 1 00:00:27,037 --> 00:00:32,037 2 00:01:18,185 --> 00:01:21,186 No, you did not give my room to some bum while I was at school. 3 00:01:21,188 --> 00:01:23,487 No, it's just unbelievable. Is your nest that empty? 4 00:01:23,489 --> 00:01:25,757 Are you just that pathetic? 5 00:01:25,759 --> 00:01:27,428 Jenny, darling, I've asked you not to speak to me that way! 6 00:01:28,661 --> 00:01:30,594 Oh. 7 00:01:30,596 --> 00:01:31,362 There's people in this world that need our help... 8 00:01:31,364 --> 00:01:33,198 What is that? 9 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,269 We should try to help them as much as we can. 10 00:01:36,269 --> 00:01:37,668 You've got to be fucking kidding me?! 11 00:01:37,670 --> 00:01:39,638 Mom! 12 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:40,805 I'm really sorry, you can have your room back. 13 00:01:40,807 --> 00:01:41,873 Yeah, yeah. 14 00:01:41,875 --> 00:01:42,876 No, no, no! 15 00:01:44,010 --> 00:01:44,946 Mom, she's using my hairbrush! 16 00:01:46,346 --> 00:01:47,478 Oh my God and now you're naked. 17 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,314 You're naked. Okay. 18 00:01:49,316 --> 00:01:49,917 Mom, she's using my hairbrush. 19 00:02:17,177 --> 00:02:19,378 You know we're going to have to burn everything in that room now, right? 20 00:02:19,380 --> 00:02:21,716 She's probably got lice and herpes and God only knows what else. 21 00:02:54,248 --> 00:02:56,548 God did not put us on this earth to endure suffering. 22 00:02:56,550 --> 00:02:59,050 He put us on this earth, he put us here 23 00:02:59,052 --> 00:03:02,486 to receive salvation from our Lord Jesus Christ! 24 00:03:02,488 --> 00:03:03,491 Because a great distress is coming... 25 00:03:20,606 --> 00:03:22,908 What you doing here, girl 26 00:03:22,910 --> 00:03:25,213 Don't tell me, that spacey rich bitch finally got tired of you? 27 00:03:25,979 --> 00:03:27,679 Claire was sweet. 28 00:03:27,681 --> 00:03:29,350 Her prodigal daughter returned. Jenny. 29 00:03:30,717 --> 00:03:33,217 What did I tell you about using words like prodigal? 30 00:03:33,219 --> 00:03:35,719 Keep talkin' like that and you can take a one way bus 31 00:03:35,721 --> 00:03:37,154 right back to that small town you ran away from. 32 00:03:37,156 --> 00:03:37,658 Shut up. 33 00:03:40,326 --> 00:03:42,193 Damn. 34 00:03:42,195 --> 00:03:44,261 How is it you manage to find all the wealthy do-gooders 35 00:03:44,263 --> 00:03:46,264 this city has to offer 36 00:03:46,266 --> 00:03:49,134 and I meet all the freaks and assholes? 37 00:03:49,136 --> 00:03:51,302 I told you to stop seeing that mother fucker you're always crashing with. 38 00:03:51,304 --> 00:03:52,807 Watch your mouth, girl. 39 00:03:53,506 --> 00:03:55,606 Or you're gonna start scaring society ladies away. 40 00:03:55,608 --> 00:03:58,009 Oh whatever 'cause when we're famous, 41 00:03:58,011 --> 00:03:59,944 we're going to be like them. 42 00:03:59,946 --> 00:04:01,949 Oh that's right, when we have our apartment on the Upper West Side. 43 00:04:02,182 --> 00:04:03,851 Oh and we paint the walls yellow. 44 00:04:04,417 --> 00:04:07,185 And always have purple flowers in the kitchen. 45 00:04:07,187 --> 00:04:09,587 Oh and a welcome mat so our guests know they got a place to be. 46 00:04:09,589 --> 00:04:11,723 But they got to take their shoes off 47 00:04:11,725 --> 00:04:12,890 'cause you know we don't want no dirt in our place. 48 00:04:12,892 --> 00:04:13,859 Amen. 49 00:04:18,331 --> 00:04:20,098 Here. 50 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:21,569 Just tell me when we have enough for a place. 51 00:04:22,169 --> 00:04:23,191 That's it? 52 00:04:23,970 --> 00:04:26,136 You gotta at least leave me enough to get a loosey. 53 00:04:26,138 --> 00:04:27,471 I thought you were quitting. 54 00:04:27,473 --> 00:04:28,874 I'll quit when we have a place. 55 00:04:28,876 --> 00:04:29,410 Deal. 56 00:04:37,718 --> 00:04:39,084 Yo I'm goin' fishing tonight. You in? 57 00:04:39,086 --> 00:04:39,754 Yeah. 58 00:04:42,054 --> 00:04:44,956 Maybe I'll meet the prince who will sweep me off my feet for once. 59 00:04:44,958 --> 00:04:46,391 Oh girl, you let me know, I'm gonna be your chambermaid. 60 00:04:46,393 --> 00:04:47,395 Oh whatever. 61 00:04:48,795 --> 00:04:50,398 Fuck, Frank's here. 62 00:05:09,016 --> 00:05:10,949 All right, who's your target? 63 00:05:10,951 --> 00:05:11,552 What about him? 64 00:05:12,586 --> 00:05:14,052 Do you see that dude's fingernails? 65 00:05:14,054 --> 00:05:15,252 He is a closet psycho. 66 00:05:15,254 --> 00:05:17,055 What about him? 67 00:05:17,057 --> 00:05:19,057 Are you kidding me? No. 68 00:05:19,059 --> 00:05:20,158 Too old. 69 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,160 Too Mafia. 70 00:05:22,162 --> 00:05:23,263 Too ghetto. 71 00:05:24,364 --> 00:05:25,366 Wait, wait, wait him. 72 00:05:26,732 --> 00:05:27,567 He's perfect. 73 00:05:28,569 --> 00:05:30,237 - Good luck. - Don't need it. 74 00:05:33,574 --> 00:05:34,341 Oh. 75 00:05:35,475 --> 00:05:37,242 Oh my God, I'm so sorry. 76 00:05:37,244 --> 00:05:38,646 Can I just like... oh you're wet. 77 00:05:39,379 --> 00:05:40,579 Just a little, yeah. 78 00:05:40,581 --> 00:05:42,379 I'm sorry. I'm such a klutz. 79 00:05:42,381 --> 00:05:43,451 It's okay. It's okay. 80 00:05:45,352 --> 00:05:46,483 Do you need a drink? 81 00:05:46,485 --> 00:05:47,519 Yes. 82 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:48,954 Yes, I need a drink. 83 00:05:50,389 --> 00:05:51,855 What are you having? 84 00:05:51,857 --> 00:05:52,927 Um, vodka soda? 85 00:05:54,828 --> 00:05:57,932 Excuse me. Vodka soda please. And two shots. 86 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,470 So, what's your name, now that I've put your hands all over you? 87 00:06:05,037 --> 00:06:06,036 Tom. 88 00:06:06,038 --> 00:06:07,072 Tom? 89 00:06:07,074 --> 00:06:08,740 Hailey. 90 00:06:08,742 --> 00:06:10,108 Hi, Hailey. It's nice to meet you. 91 00:06:10,110 --> 00:06:11,112 Nice to meet you. 92 00:06:11,677 --> 00:06:12,713 Ah. 93 00:06:16,148 --> 00:06:17,214 Cheers. 94 00:06:17,216 --> 00:06:18,382 Cheers. 95 00:06:23,256 --> 00:06:24,357 So what do you do, Tom? 96 00:06:26,593 --> 00:06:27,427 I am... 97 00:06:29,496 --> 00:06:30,464 funeral director. 98 00:06:32,566 --> 00:06:34,098 You're a funeral director? 99 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:35,435 That's amazing. 100 00:06:36,203 --> 00:06:37,203 And depressing. 101 00:06:39,006 --> 00:06:42,476 Well, that is why I need a beautiful girl like you to... 102 00:06:44,845 --> 00:06:47,280 help me feel better. 103 00:06:50,249 --> 00:06:51,285 I'm sorry. 104 00:06:55,956 --> 00:06:56,924 Check, please? 105 00:08:20,574 --> 00:08:22,343 Alright, I got it, I got it. 106 00:08:24,174 --> 00:08:25,003 Oh, I'm sorry. 107 00:08:25,478 --> 00:08:26,780 - Nice catch. - Are you okay? 108 00:08:28,881 --> 00:08:30,583 I'm really sorry. I absolutely was not looking to see if I was going to... 109 00:08:32,251 --> 00:08:33,587 crush a human being 110 00:08:34,621 --> 00:08:35,823 in my quest to make a perfect catch. 111 00:08:36,823 --> 00:08:38,391 Luckily, I'm gonna live. 112 00:08:39,059 --> 00:08:39,626 Um... 113 00:08:41,594 --> 00:08:42,629 Are you gonna be around here for awhile? 114 00:08:44,131 --> 00:08:47,131 I've got my book, a sandwich, and now I have a bruise, 115 00:08:47,133 --> 00:08:48,999 so where am I going to go? 116 00:08:49,001 --> 00:08:49,768 Dude, let's go! 117 00:08:49,770 --> 00:08:51,105 I'm Callie. 118 00:08:51,838 --> 00:08:52,506 David. 119 00:08:53,774 --> 00:08:54,775 Come on. 120 00:08:54,940 --> 00:08:55,942 Go. 121 00:08:58,911 --> 00:09:00,080 Yo, the Frisbee. 122 00:09:14,261 --> 00:09:15,994 Oh, whoa, sorry. 123 00:09:15,996 --> 00:09:16,961 I didn't mean to startle you. 124 00:09:18,165 --> 00:09:19,400 You look big from down here. 125 00:09:20,232 --> 00:09:21,166 Better? 126 00:09:21,168 --> 00:09:22,102 Yeah. 127 00:09:24,203 --> 00:09:26,004 The book is so good, it put you to sleep? 128 00:09:26,006 --> 00:09:28,673 Yes, actually. 129 00:09:28,675 --> 00:09:33,443 Well, we're going to go to Randolph's to get a drink, 130 00:09:33,445 --> 00:09:34,481 you should come with. 131 00:09:37,650 --> 00:09:38,919 No, really, put the guy out of his misery, come on, let's go. 132 00:09:39,752 --> 00:09:40,985 Dude. 133 00:09:40,987 --> 00:09:41,952 Now you owe me a drink, too. 134 00:09:41,954 --> 00:09:43,187 Come on. 135 00:09:43,189 --> 00:09:44,023 All right. 136 00:09:44,290 --> 00:09:45,159 Here. 137 00:09:45,992 --> 00:09:47,328 - Thanks. - Sure. 138 00:09:48,694 --> 00:09:50,427 - Avi, this is Callie. - Nice to meet you, Callie. 139 00:09:50,429 --> 00:09:51,962 That's right. 140 00:09:51,964 --> 00:09:52,599 I remember your name. 141 00:09:54,034 --> 00:09:56,301 Thank you very much. 142 00:09:56,303 --> 00:09:57,471 - Thank you. - Thank you. 143 00:09:58,170 --> 00:10:00,907 Okay, I would like to toast our new friend... 144 00:10:02,843 --> 00:10:05,679 No, let's... to you, David. To not tackling women to pick them up. 145 00:10:07,046 --> 00:10:10,682 Uh, to Avi, for maybe someday meeting a real girl 146 00:10:10,684 --> 00:10:12,752 so he doesn't break his hand jerking off all the time. 147 00:10:15,955 --> 00:10:16,689 Ah. 148 00:10:19,025 --> 00:10:21,960 I will say that crashing into me was kind of a good move. 149 00:10:21,962 --> 00:10:24,928 Oh, suck it Avi. 150 00:10:24,930 --> 00:10:27,197 No listen, David's ex was a fake plastic bitch. 151 00:10:27,199 --> 00:10:29,767 Frankly, I'm surprised the man's got any game left at all. 152 00:10:29,769 --> 00:10:31,369 Dude why are you bringing up the ex laundry, 153 00:10:31,371 --> 00:10:32,604 we just met this girl. 154 00:10:32,606 --> 00:10:33,674 It's got to come out sometime. 155 00:10:34,907 --> 00:10:37,609 It's alright, I've had my fair share of shitty exes. 156 00:10:37,611 --> 00:10:40,447 There was this one guy who had an unfortunate fetish 157 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,313 for teal wigs. 158 00:10:43,315 --> 00:10:46,653 So he wanted you to wear a wig? 159 00:10:48,154 --> 00:10:48,923 Yeah, yeah it was weird. 160 00:10:50,055 --> 00:10:51,224 Avi, you're up. 161 00:10:53,126 --> 00:10:55,426 I think we should move on. 162 00:10:55,428 --> 00:10:57,294 Because he doesn't have any stories about women 163 00:10:57,296 --> 00:10:58,199 because he hasn't had one yet. 164 00:11:01,635 --> 00:11:03,934 Oh! 165 00:11:03,936 --> 00:11:07,572 He's no better with shuffle board than he is with a Frisbee. 166 00:11:07,574 --> 00:11:09,640 Hey, no I believe Avi threw that Frisbee, 167 00:11:09,642 --> 00:11:11,545 and I'm the one who made the magnificent catch. 168 00:11:17,983 --> 00:11:19,052 How'd you get so good at this? 169 00:11:20,654 --> 00:11:22,489 I grew up in a tiny town, you get good at weird things. 170 00:11:23,223 --> 00:11:24,757 Well, shit. Your game. 171 00:11:25,925 --> 00:11:27,524 What's my prize? 172 00:11:27,526 --> 00:11:29,027 Hmm... 173 00:11:29,029 --> 00:11:30,431 I play for tacos. 174 00:11:30,863 --> 00:11:33,197 Oh, I know exactly where we're going to go. 175 00:11:33,199 --> 00:11:33,733 Yeah? 176 00:11:34,233 --> 00:11:35,133 Yep, follow me, come on. 177 00:11:35,135 --> 00:11:35,703 Okay. 178 00:11:42,909 --> 00:11:44,778 This is literally the best taco I've ever eaten. 179 00:11:45,779 --> 00:11:47,177 - Yeah? - Mhm. 180 00:11:47,179 --> 00:11:48,613 Taco truck tacos? 181 00:11:48,615 --> 00:11:49,550 Delicious. 182 00:11:53,185 --> 00:11:55,355 Whoa. You don't fuck around, do you? 183 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:09,670 So where do you live? 184 00:12:10,670 --> 00:12:11,639 Oh... 185 00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:14,371 Um, uh... 186 00:12:14,373 --> 00:12:17,274 Bumblefuck Brooklyn. 187 00:12:17,276 --> 00:12:19,076 It takes me like an hour to get anywhere. 188 00:12:19,078 --> 00:12:20,477 Ugh, I would hate that. 189 00:12:20,479 --> 00:12:22,379 - Yeah? - Mhm. 190 00:12:22,381 --> 00:12:23,516 What are you, one of those Financial District guys 191 00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:25,852 making east of the river less cool? 192 00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:28,251 Is that what you think of me? 193 00:12:28,253 --> 00:12:32,456 Finance? Really? 194 00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:34,225 Alright, alright, I'm sorry. 195 00:12:34,227 --> 00:12:36,760 So not finance but maybe something in commercial? 196 00:12:36,762 --> 00:12:38,062 Graphic design? 197 00:12:38,064 --> 00:12:38,198 Advertising? 198 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,265 Fuck! 199 00:12:42,267 --> 00:12:44,402 Oh shit, I'm right? You work in advertising? 200 00:12:44,404 --> 00:12:46,870 Well close, it's branding actually. 201 00:12:46,872 --> 00:12:48,673 Branding? 202 00:12:48,675 --> 00:12:51,743 Oh well, when the masses aren't buying into a product anymore 203 00:12:51,745 --> 00:12:53,477 they call in the master to make it cool again. 204 00:12:53,479 --> 00:12:55,846 Oh, so you're the reason 205 00:12:55,848 --> 00:12:58,115 that girls spend their money on shit when they can't pay their rent? 206 00:12:58,117 --> 00:12:59,616 Hey, don't shoot the messenger. 207 00:12:59,618 --> 00:13:01,119 Okay. 208 00:13:01,121 --> 00:13:03,790 Well, maybe you can put me in one of your commercials. 209 00:13:04,089 --> 00:13:05,222 You're an actress? 210 00:13:05,224 --> 00:13:07,057 Um, kind of. I want to be. 211 00:13:07,059 --> 00:13:08,625 Oh no, no, no. 212 00:13:08,627 --> 00:13:11,095 See if you're one of my clients I would tell you to say 213 00:13:11,097 --> 00:13:13,663 that you're a serious actress who's working on her craft 214 00:13:13,665 --> 00:13:16,033 and ready to hit it big when opportunity strikes. 215 00:13:16,035 --> 00:13:17,503 Did you just brand me? 216 00:13:17,603 --> 00:13:21,371 Ah, sorry it's a force of habit. 217 00:13:21,373 --> 00:13:23,541 But it sounded pretty good, right? 218 00:13:23,543 --> 00:13:25,913 Hmm... hit it big when the opportunity strikes... 219 00:13:32,886 --> 00:13:35,452 Wait, wait, wait, this isn't because you think I can get you 220 00:13:35,454 --> 00:13:36,990 like an acting job or something right? 221 00:13:37,723 --> 00:13:39,657 I mean I'm not that cool or big or... 222 00:13:39,659 --> 00:13:40,494 Shut up. 223 00:13:51,538 --> 00:13:53,171 I would love to live around here someday. 224 00:13:53,173 --> 00:13:54,971 Yeah? 225 00:13:54,973 --> 00:13:56,908 You know we're famous for the eight dollar cacao bar, 226 00:13:56,910 --> 00:13:58,042 that tastes like chalk. 227 00:13:58,044 --> 00:14:00,477 Sounds dreamy. 228 00:14:00,479 --> 00:14:01,447 So, is this is your train? 229 00:14:03,550 --> 00:14:05,352 What? Did I tire you out already? 230 00:14:09,722 --> 00:14:11,391 We could meet for dinner tomorrow. 231 00:14:12,858 --> 00:14:14,127 - Tomorrow? - Yeah. 232 00:14:14,993 --> 00:14:15,828 I'll text you the plan tomorrow. 233 00:14:16,996 --> 00:14:17,798 Okay. 234 00:14:22,301 --> 00:14:25,536 Wow, what the fuck is that? 235 00:14:25,538 --> 00:14:27,270 - It's my phone. - Please tell me you're not a drug dealer. 236 00:14:27,272 --> 00:14:28,639 Would you care? 237 00:14:28,641 --> 00:14:29,410 Maybe. 238 00:14:31,010 --> 00:14:31,912 I'm just not in to technology. 239 00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:35,645 So if I googled your name I wouldn't find your Instagram account? 240 00:14:35,647 --> 00:14:36,346 No. 241 00:14:36,348 --> 00:14:37,347 But you still text? 242 00:14:37,349 --> 00:14:38,718 I still text. 243 00:14:42,222 --> 00:14:44,091 This is my number. 244 00:14:47,727 --> 00:14:48,661 See you tomorrow. 245 00:15:26,732 --> 00:15:28,298 Hey! 246 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:31,472 Hey, Eric! It's um, it... Mandy. 247 00:15:33,205 --> 00:15:35,239 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 248 00:15:35,241 --> 00:15:36,773 From that bar on the Lower East Side. 249 00:15:36,775 --> 00:15:38,509 So, what's up man? 250 00:15:38,511 --> 00:15:39,512 What are you doing tonight? 251 00:15:44,717 --> 00:15:46,687 Hey Sean, it's um, it's... Kayleigh. 252 00:15:48,253 --> 00:15:49,155 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 253 00:15:50,689 --> 00:15:53,990 So listen, what's up? What are you doing tonight? 254 00:15:53,992 --> 00:15:54,694 You have plans? 255 00:16:01,099 --> 00:16:03,267 Hi, you've reached Tom, leave a message, 256 00:16:03,269 --> 00:16:04,605 and I'll get right back to you. 257 00:16:49,181 --> 00:16:50,716 Hey, Frank. 258 00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:53,386 What's up man? I'm really sorry... 259 00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:55,155 I know it's late. 260 00:16:56,455 --> 00:16:58,191 We're full. Most people got here hours ago. 261 00:17:00,827 --> 00:17:01,695 Come on, man. 262 00:17:11,570 --> 00:17:13,304 This is for me when I'm here. 263 00:17:13,306 --> 00:17:14,872 You want to stay, you gotta share. 264 00:17:14,874 --> 00:17:15,576 You got a problem with that? 265 00:17:20,245 --> 00:17:21,113 Take off your shirt. 266 00:17:26,985 --> 00:17:28,120 And the bra. 267 00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:23,470 What's your name? 268 00:19:24,971 --> 00:19:25,739 Chrissie. 269 00:19:31,711 --> 00:19:32,878 Yes, yes. Go start breakfast, fine. 270 00:19:33,578 --> 00:19:34,714 Yes, I'll be up in a little bit. 271 00:19:36,782 --> 00:19:37,783 Alright, I'll be there. 272 00:19:42,754 --> 00:19:43,887 You awake? 273 00:19:43,889 --> 00:19:44,724 Yeah. 274 00:19:56,769 --> 00:19:58,635 Here, for your head. 275 00:19:58,637 --> 00:19:59,405 Thanks. 276 00:20:12,084 --> 00:20:13,286 Last night was great. 277 00:20:15,053 --> 00:20:18,492 Yeah, Frank, thank you for the bed. 278 00:20:21,726 --> 00:20:25,028 You know, I know the first gig I got you only pays minimum wage, 279 00:20:25,030 --> 00:20:27,498 but if you'd like to make a couple extra bucks 280 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,834 I can get you a job a few days a week. 281 00:20:29,836 --> 00:20:30,636 It pays better. 282 00:20:31,671 --> 00:20:32,606 Yeah? 283 00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:37,476 Yeah, that could be great actually. 284 00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:40,579 Maybe I'll save enough to get an apartment this month. 285 00:20:58,998 --> 00:21:00,530 What happened to you? 286 00:21:00,532 --> 00:21:02,232 Fuck. 287 00:21:02,234 --> 00:21:04,201 Oh, you didn't. 288 00:21:04,203 --> 00:21:06,470 Where were you? 289 00:21:06,472 --> 00:21:09,742 James made me keep my phone in this cellphone dead box thingy. 290 00:21:11,511 --> 00:21:15,514 Yeah, well why do you let that freak control you? 291 00:21:16,581 --> 00:21:18,315 You don't know what it's like to be a shelter baby. 292 00:21:18,317 --> 00:21:19,618 James had my back. 293 00:21:28,293 --> 00:21:31,230 This one time, some asshole stole the only pair of shoes I had, 294 00:21:31,931 --> 00:21:33,864 and James found him and beat the shit out of him. 295 00:21:33,866 --> 00:21:35,532 I thought he was going to choke him to death 296 00:21:35,534 --> 00:21:36,569 with his necklace he wears. 297 00:21:38,671 --> 00:21:41,538 And then he taught me how to put my shoes in the spokes of my bed 298 00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:44,008 so that no one would ever take them from me again. 299 00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:46,777 I know he gave you those bruises you think you're hiding so well. 300 00:21:46,779 --> 00:21:48,778 You don't know anything about it! 301 00:21:48,780 --> 00:21:50,314 It's better than fucking Frank for a roof. 302 00:21:50,316 --> 00:21:52,182 I didn't fuck him. 303 00:21:52,184 --> 00:21:54,620 Whatever, you let him use you. 304 00:21:55,021 --> 00:21:57,086 He's getting me an extra job. 305 00:21:57,088 --> 00:21:58,188 I used him. 306 00:21:58,190 --> 00:21:59,292 Sure. 307 00:22:03,328 --> 00:22:04,998 Well, I have a date tonight. 308 00:22:05,731 --> 00:22:06,900 What? 309 00:22:07,832 --> 00:22:09,401 Yeah, I met a really nice guy at the park. 310 00:22:11,236 --> 00:22:14,538 You met him yesterday and you left him to come here and fuck Frank? 311 00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:18,244 No, you asshole, he wants to take me out on a real date. 312 00:22:19,611 --> 00:22:21,614 Like flowers, and candles, and shit? 313 00:22:22,581 --> 00:22:23,449 Yeah. 314 00:22:24,916 --> 00:22:28,154 He thought I was a regular girl just like chillin' at the park. 315 00:22:28,386 --> 00:22:29,987 He bought me tacos. 316 00:22:29,989 --> 00:22:31,491 Oh, must be love! 317 00:22:36,361 --> 00:22:37,429 Well, you can't show up tonight looking like that. 318 00:22:39,298 --> 00:22:40,967 You look like you slept in sweaty old ball jizz. 319 00:22:45,972 --> 00:22:47,473 Baby, you okay out there? 320 00:22:47,873 --> 00:22:49,209 Yeah mom, it's okay. 321 00:22:49,442 --> 00:22:51,374 Pssst. 322 00:23:01,354 --> 00:23:02,622 Hey man, comedy show. 323 00:23:05,323 --> 00:23:06,458 Come on, don't be a dick. 324 00:23:08,094 --> 00:23:09,759 Hey, there's a comedy show tonight. 325 00:23:09,761 --> 00:23:11,127 You guys want to come? 326 00:23:11,129 --> 00:23:12,930 Uh sure. Thank you. 327 00:23:12,932 --> 00:23:13,633 Hilarity Hall, don't miss it. 328 00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:15,798 Comedy show? 329 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:16,636 Comedy show! 330 00:23:23,175 --> 00:23:24,176 Oh. 331 00:23:25,277 --> 00:23:26,876 Hey Mickey. 332 00:23:26,878 --> 00:23:28,112 Oh, hey, hey, hey how'd it go? 333 00:23:28,114 --> 00:23:29,546 It was great. 334 00:23:29,548 --> 00:23:31,214 Hey, excellent. 335 00:23:31,216 --> 00:23:32,251 Yeah? Yeah, I'd love to do it again. 336 00:23:33,085 --> 00:23:35,285 Alright and this is for you. 337 00:23:35,287 --> 00:23:37,086 - Yes, thank you. - All right. 338 00:23:37,088 --> 00:23:39,757 Hey listen, do you think that I could give you my direct number 339 00:23:39,759 --> 00:23:41,692 so we don't have to go through Frank? 340 00:23:41,694 --> 00:23:43,626 Ah, I can't really do that Chrissie. 341 00:23:43,628 --> 00:23:45,162 You know, Frank is in charge of the program. 342 00:23:45,164 --> 00:23:46,462 Yeah, yeah, sure. 343 00:23:46,464 --> 00:23:47,765 But hey you did great. 344 00:23:47,767 --> 00:23:49,700 - We'd be happy to have you back. - Ok. 345 00:23:49,702 --> 00:23:50,800 You know, talk to Frank. 346 00:23:50,802 --> 00:23:51,969 I will. Thanks. 347 00:23:51,971 --> 00:23:52,705 Alright babe. 348 00:24:30,776 --> 00:24:31,778 Who? 349 00:24:32,078 --> 00:24:33,646 James, he wants me to come over. 350 00:24:34,245 --> 00:24:36,346 Listen, if you're worried about a place to crash 351 00:24:36,348 --> 00:24:37,580 fuck it, I'm not going to go on the date. 352 00:24:37,582 --> 00:24:38,350 No! Go! 353 00:24:40,051 --> 00:24:41,852 I don't care, I mean, we both know the two of us together 354 00:24:41,854 --> 00:24:43,519 it's better and it's safer. 355 00:24:43,521 --> 00:24:45,090 I'm good. Go pretend like you have a real life. 356 00:24:48,860 --> 00:24:50,195 How do I look? 357 00:24:50,361 --> 00:24:52,031 Like a real girl. 358 00:25:04,976 --> 00:25:07,713 Voila! The spice has been added. 359 00:25:09,581 --> 00:25:11,083 And the food is almost ready for the lady. 360 00:25:13,452 --> 00:25:15,188 I can't believe you're cooking for me. 361 00:25:16,521 --> 00:25:18,454 Well it's kind of my other move. 362 00:25:18,456 --> 00:25:20,324 Well, you can't just go telling me all your moves. 363 00:25:20,326 --> 00:25:21,724 It worked though, didn't it? 364 00:25:21,726 --> 00:25:22,728 It wasn't bad. 365 00:25:22,927 --> 00:25:25,162 So... 366 00:25:25,164 --> 00:25:29,199 I know that someday you're going to be this big famous actress 367 00:25:29,201 --> 00:25:31,367 and totally forget that you ever met me, 368 00:25:31,369 --> 00:25:34,707 but in the meantime, what do you do to pay your rent? 369 00:25:35,573 --> 00:25:37,406 Well, I kind of do a lot of things. 370 00:25:37,408 --> 00:25:39,143 Oh yeah, like freelancing? 371 00:25:39,145 --> 00:25:41,411 Yeah, yeah. 372 00:25:41,413 --> 00:25:42,779 A little of this, a little of that. 373 00:25:42,781 --> 00:25:44,882 What kind of stuff? 374 00:25:44,884 --> 00:25:47,351 Well, I have a part time job at a bakery, 375 00:25:47,353 --> 00:25:49,720 and today I worked at a comedy club. 376 00:25:49,722 --> 00:25:50,586 I love comedy. 377 00:25:50,588 --> 00:25:51,191 Yeah? 378 00:25:52,390 --> 00:25:53,425 So, tell me a joke. 379 00:25:56,294 --> 00:25:57,594 I didn't say that I was a comedian. 380 00:25:57,596 --> 00:25:58,530 Whatever, tell me one anyway. 381 00:26:01,867 --> 00:26:04,101 Oh, okay! 382 00:26:04,103 --> 00:26:08,137 A Priest, a Rabbi, a Nun, an Irishman, a blonde, and a black guy 383 00:26:08,139 --> 00:26:10,007 all walk into a bar, 384 00:26:10,009 --> 00:26:12,041 and the bartender says, 385 00:26:12,043 --> 00:26:13,045 "What is this? Some kind of joke?" 386 00:26:15,181 --> 00:26:16,145 That was it? 387 00:26:16,147 --> 00:26:17,151 That was it. 388 00:26:19,385 --> 00:26:21,250 That was terrible. 389 00:26:21,252 --> 00:26:22,318 Yeah, I know, I told you. 390 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,453 I mean you did... but... 391 00:26:24,455 --> 00:26:26,088 Well you're the one who works at the comedy club 392 00:26:26,090 --> 00:26:26,990 so you tell me a joke. 393 00:26:26,992 --> 00:26:28,094 Okay. 394 00:26:31,696 --> 00:26:32,799 Alright, so Little Red Riding Hood 395 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:38,171 is on the way to bring her granny a big basket full of sweets. 396 00:26:39,338 --> 00:26:41,270 She's skipping through the woods 397 00:26:41,272 --> 00:26:43,105 and on the path, she gets very distracted 398 00:26:43,107 --> 00:26:45,275 by some very beautiful flowers. 399 00:26:45,277 --> 00:26:47,743 So she's picking them and of course, 400 00:26:47,745 --> 00:26:49,915 up behind her jumps the Big Bad Wolf, and he goes, 401 00:26:50,281 --> 00:26:52,751 "Little Red, I'm going to steal all your sweets." 402 00:26:54,819 --> 00:26:58,321 And she very coyly lifts up her skirt, and she goes, 403 00:26:58,323 --> 00:27:00,857 "No, you're not Mr. Wolf. 404 00:27:00,859 --> 00:27:05,095 You're going to eat me. Just like the story says." 405 00:27:05,097 --> 00:27:07,029 Oh, my God! 406 00:27:07,031 --> 00:27:08,400 Wow! 407 00:27:10,735 --> 00:27:13,569 I hope you know you just ruined every little girl's childhood. 408 00:27:13,571 --> 00:27:15,105 Yeah, well life kind of does that anyways, 409 00:27:15,107 --> 00:27:16,108 so I don't feel bad. 410 00:27:22,647 --> 00:27:23,946 James? 411 00:27:26,284 --> 00:27:27,917 Do we have to do this every time? 412 00:27:27,919 --> 00:27:28,587 Shut up. 413 00:27:41,133 --> 00:27:41,768 Jesus. 414 00:27:42,734 --> 00:27:43,901 No one's here. 415 00:27:43,903 --> 00:27:45,167 The government isn't here. 416 00:27:45,169 --> 00:27:46,769 No one gives a fuck about you. 417 00:27:46,771 --> 00:27:48,238 Oh no one gives a fuck about me now? 418 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:49,742 Besides me. You know I do. 419 00:27:49,908 --> 00:27:51,076 Stop it. 420 00:27:52,176 --> 00:27:53,780 Take your shoes off. Take your shoes off. 421 00:27:56,181 --> 00:27:57,817 Don't forget your phone. 422 00:27:59,151 --> 00:28:00,851 I thought maybe I could keep it out. 423 00:28:00,853 --> 00:28:02,786 - Chrissie is on a date with this guy... - What? 424 00:28:02,788 --> 00:28:04,320 She said she would text me. 425 00:28:04,322 --> 00:28:05,321 I don't even wanna hear that girl's name. 426 00:28:05,323 --> 00:28:06,690 Why are you hanging out with that girl? 427 00:28:06,692 --> 00:28:08,357 Because she's my friend. 428 00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:10,259 No, she's not your friend. She's a fucking tourist. 429 00:28:10,261 --> 00:28:12,395 Cece, she's using you. 430 00:28:12,397 --> 00:28:15,132 Oh my God! No she's not! She needs me, she's clueless. 431 00:28:15,134 --> 00:28:16,400 No! That's fucking bullshit. 432 00:28:16,402 --> 00:28:17,770 Put the phone in the box or go. 433 00:28:19,405 --> 00:28:21,203 Put your phone in there. 434 00:28:21,205 --> 00:28:22,538 - What's so hard to understand?! - Okay, okay. 435 00:28:22,540 --> 00:28:23,675 Fine, fine. Forget it. 436 00:28:26,712 --> 00:28:28,681 What's going on with the windows? 437 00:28:30,081 --> 00:28:31,450 So... 438 00:28:32,684 --> 00:28:34,354 where was childhood ruined for you? 439 00:28:34,986 --> 00:28:38,221 Um, middle of nowhere. Ohio. 440 00:28:38,223 --> 00:28:40,356 Boring. You? 441 00:28:40,358 --> 00:28:42,427 Long Island. Also boring. 442 00:28:44,762 --> 00:28:47,830 Son of Dr. and Mrs. Rosenberg. Last in my Hebrew class, 443 00:28:47,832 --> 00:28:50,299 much to their disappointment. 444 00:28:50,301 --> 00:28:52,435 Oh you couldn't beat me in the disappointing your parents' department. 445 00:28:52,437 --> 00:28:54,971 Ah, sounds intriguing. 446 00:28:54,973 --> 00:28:59,712 I guess if you are interested in converting the world to evangelicalism. 447 00:29:00,745 --> 00:29:02,078 Praise Jesus! 448 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,880 - Seriously? - Yeah. 449 00:29:03,882 --> 00:29:05,414 They moved to Africa actually 450 00:29:05,416 --> 00:29:06,916 to save the unconverted. 451 00:29:06,918 --> 00:29:08,921 Whoa, you're kidding? 452 00:29:10,055 --> 00:29:13,923 Nuh-huh. So sorry if I don't introduce you to mom anytime soon. 453 00:29:13,925 --> 00:29:16,058 Ah, parents love me. 454 00:29:16,060 --> 00:29:17,693 Well, 'cause you're charming. 455 00:29:17,695 --> 00:29:18,964 But mine aren't. 456 00:29:20,765 --> 00:29:23,666 Um... 457 00:29:23,668 --> 00:29:26,538 but hey, why don't you tell me more about the branding world? 458 00:29:28,339 --> 00:29:29,675 It's pretty great actually. 459 00:29:29,875 --> 00:29:32,041 I'm working on this new spot 460 00:29:32,043 --> 00:29:34,778 for this local whiskey called "Moon Drill" that's made Upstate; 461 00:29:34,780 --> 00:29:36,449 I'm heading up there pretty soon to present the idea 462 00:29:37,182 --> 00:29:39,016 and get a green light. 463 00:29:39,018 --> 00:29:40,817 That's awesome. 464 00:29:40,819 --> 00:29:42,088 Yeah, yeah I mean it's really great 465 00:29:43,321 --> 00:29:44,991 going into work and loving what you do. 466 00:29:45,190 --> 00:29:46,091 I feel really lucky. 467 00:29:47,559 --> 00:29:49,061 I'd settle for making money, fuck happiness. 468 00:29:50,396 --> 00:29:52,496 You mean, there isn't anything you want to do 469 00:29:52,498 --> 00:29:54,500 that could make you money and also make you happy? 470 00:29:55,733 --> 00:29:57,901 Doesn't mean I don't believe in being happy. 471 00:29:57,903 --> 00:29:59,105 I'm happy now. 472 00:30:06,310 --> 00:30:07,347 Did you bring it? 473 00:30:08,746 --> 00:30:11,013 I thought maybe we could 474 00:30:11,015 --> 00:30:13,185 just have a quiet night, you know? 475 00:30:13,484 --> 00:30:15,120 Stop it. Can I have my stuff? 476 00:30:16,155 --> 00:30:17,887 Just hold off for a bit. 477 00:30:17,889 --> 00:30:19,825 It's in the bag, just hold off, come on. 478 00:30:21,393 --> 00:30:22,562 Are you fucking retarded?! 479 00:30:23,861 --> 00:30:25,030 You can't hear anything? What? 480 00:30:25,864 --> 00:30:27,700 No! What? 481 00:30:33,271 --> 00:30:34,374 What happened to your face? 482 00:30:36,774 --> 00:30:38,410 I put on some makeup. 483 00:30:38,743 --> 00:30:40,245 That's what that is? 484 00:30:49,288 --> 00:30:50,455 What's wrong? 485 00:31:05,838 --> 00:31:07,804 Okay. 486 00:31:07,806 --> 00:31:10,906 Come on get up. Come on, let's go paint. Let's paint. 487 00:31:10,908 --> 00:31:11,977 We're going to paint! 488 00:31:13,278 --> 00:31:14,614 Get in there! I need you to painting. 489 00:31:15,313 --> 00:31:16,181 Okay, come on go. 490 00:31:16,982 --> 00:31:18,350 Get up. Thank you. 491 00:31:20,051 --> 00:31:22,885 Okay, you just take some of this 492 00:31:22,887 --> 00:31:23,752 and get right there and you paint the window... 493 00:31:23,754 --> 00:31:25,154 the glass! the glass! 494 00:31:25,156 --> 00:31:26,522 Yeah, good, good. 495 00:31:26,524 --> 00:31:27,325 Move over. 496 00:31:32,697 --> 00:31:33,498 One more. 497 00:31:35,099 --> 00:31:36,468 Get in there. Get in there. 498 00:31:37,235 --> 00:31:38,503 Yeah lick it, lick it. 499 00:31:40,806 --> 00:31:44,340 This place is amazing. I would kill for something like this. 500 00:31:44,342 --> 00:31:46,244 Yeah? I'm thinking about moving out, getting a one bedroom. 501 00:31:47,613 --> 00:31:49,011 I mean I love Avi, 502 00:31:49,013 --> 00:31:51,250 but just never have my own space. 503 00:31:52,050 --> 00:31:54,217 This is huge though. 504 00:31:54,219 --> 00:31:56,489 Yeah, but never lived on my own, 505 00:31:57,955 --> 00:31:59,958 Can't beat the privacy, 506 00:32:00,425 --> 00:32:02,427 just me... a pretty girl... 507 00:32:09,934 --> 00:32:12,201 Hey, do you play, the keyboard? 508 00:32:12,203 --> 00:32:14,671 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 509 00:32:14,673 --> 00:32:16,108 I dabble, mainly just write jingles for my commercials. 510 00:32:16,942 --> 00:32:18,240 I used to play. 511 00:32:18,242 --> 00:32:19,175 - Yeah? - Mhm. 512 00:32:19,177 --> 00:32:20,512 Play something. 513 00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:24,381 No, my mom always was like, 514 00:32:24,383 --> 00:32:26,719 "You got no talent for that devil music, girl." 515 00:32:28,453 --> 00:32:30,455 You're like really honest for a first date. 516 00:32:30,621 --> 00:32:31,922 Is that bad? 517 00:32:31,924 --> 00:32:34,327 No! I mean, it's refreshing. 518 00:32:35,194 --> 00:32:37,696 Weird but refreshing. 519 00:32:39,263 --> 00:32:41,530 You should play something, get back on the horse. 520 00:32:41,532 --> 00:32:43,666 I think the horse is dead by now. 521 00:32:43,668 --> 00:32:45,203 Play for me. Your audience awaits. 522 00:32:47,940 --> 00:32:50,874 Okay, but I only remember how to play one thing 523 00:32:50,876 --> 00:32:52,078 and you're going to laugh. 524 00:33:13,698 --> 00:33:14,964 So you're a Disney girl? 525 00:33:14,966 --> 00:33:16,134 Yeah. 526 00:33:26,377 --> 00:33:28,380 Oh, you liked that? 527 00:33:29,047 --> 00:33:30,550 Yeah, I liked that. 528 00:34:29,374 --> 00:34:30,375 Hey... 529 00:34:31,676 --> 00:34:33,178 I'm ordering Chinese food, do you want something? 530 00:34:34,046 --> 00:34:35,381 Um, fried rice. 531 00:34:36,113 --> 00:34:37,913 Chicken or vegetable? 532 00:34:37,915 --> 00:34:39,218 Vegetable. 533 00:36:27,926 --> 00:36:28,928 What? 534 00:36:30,060 --> 00:36:31,062 Nothing. 535 00:36:34,665 --> 00:36:36,299 There's just something about watching you 536 00:36:36,301 --> 00:36:37,566 do the same thing every night, 537 00:36:37,568 --> 00:36:38,069 it... 538 00:36:39,136 --> 00:36:41,140 it makes the chaos go away. 539 00:36:44,075 --> 00:36:47,977 So my glasses make everything balanced? 540 00:36:47,979 --> 00:36:49,682 Mhm, you have very smart glasses. 541 00:36:53,785 --> 00:36:54,520 Let's watch Game of Thrones. 542 00:36:55,287 --> 00:36:56,455 I haven't seen it. 543 00:36:57,589 --> 00:36:58,520 Are you kidding me?! 544 00:36:58,522 --> 00:36:59,354 No. 545 00:36:59,356 --> 00:37:00,390 Are you kidding me? 546 00:37:00,392 --> 00:37:02,091 No, I've never seen it. 547 00:37:02,093 --> 00:37:03,428 Okay, alright, we are watching the pilot 548 00:37:04,662 --> 00:37:05,530 right now. 549 00:37:06,997 --> 00:37:08,131 Prepare to have your mind blown, okay? 550 00:37:08,133 --> 00:37:09,765 I'm prepared. 551 00:37:09,767 --> 00:37:11,002 Blow my mind. 552 00:37:31,222 --> 00:37:32,223 What do you need? 553 00:37:33,859 --> 00:37:35,661 Oh, I was just looking for a Ziploc. For the sandwich... 554 00:37:38,363 --> 00:37:40,065 It's like nine in the morning. 555 00:37:40,631 --> 00:37:42,033 Yeah for later. 556 00:37:44,301 --> 00:37:46,935 Oh don't you have like... 557 00:37:46,937 --> 00:37:48,039 a lunch break or whatever? 558 00:37:49,540 --> 00:37:51,374 Look man, I didn't mean to steal your food or anything, 559 00:37:51,376 --> 00:37:53,575 I just saw some stuff in the fridge 560 00:37:53,577 --> 00:37:54,546 and I thought, you know, Monday's suck. 561 00:37:56,948 --> 00:37:57,683 Yeah. 562 00:38:00,118 --> 00:38:01,187 Here. 563 00:38:02,086 --> 00:38:03,121 Thanks. 564 00:38:05,723 --> 00:38:06,855 Hey. 565 00:38:06,857 --> 00:38:07,493 Hey. 566 00:38:09,627 --> 00:38:11,727 I'm going to get out of here, okay. 567 00:38:11,729 --> 00:38:14,363 Wait for me, I'll get dressed, and I'll come with you. 568 00:38:14,365 --> 00:38:15,798 No, I want to get out of the way, 569 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,267 but see you tonight? 570 00:38:17,269 --> 00:38:18,935 Can we make it tomorrow night actually? 571 00:38:18,937 --> 00:38:19,505 I'm working late tonight. 572 00:38:20,671 --> 00:38:21,206 What? 573 00:38:22,339 --> 00:38:23,475 Nothing, see you tomorrow. 574 00:38:31,182 --> 00:38:32,848 Ah, David, see you tomorrow. 575 00:38:32,850 --> 00:38:35,584 Tomorrow, ah. 576 00:38:35,586 --> 00:38:36,588 Shut up. 577 00:38:39,990 --> 00:38:42,658 Question, did you ever make a sandwich after spending the night 578 00:38:42,660 --> 00:38:45,995 at a girl's place to take with you for later? 579 00:38:45,997 --> 00:38:48,730 I don't know, but I clogged a girl's toilet once accidentally. 580 00:38:48,732 --> 00:38:49,799 I didn't tell her. 581 00:38:49,801 --> 00:38:50,767 That is so sweet. 582 00:38:50,769 --> 00:38:52,634 Yeah. 583 00:38:52,636 --> 00:38:55,904 Dude, she's not like a one night stand. 584 00:38:55,906 --> 00:38:59,341 Yeah, I know, I mean she's been here for days. 585 00:38:59,343 --> 00:39:02,779 I'm just saying maybe you could eat her roommates' food, 586 00:39:02,781 --> 00:39:05,784 or annoy someone else with the loud sex. 587 00:39:06,785 --> 00:39:08,517 She's seems kind of wild. 588 00:39:08,519 --> 00:39:12,020 She's not your typical blonde uptight type, you know? 589 00:39:12,022 --> 00:39:15,026 Yeah, but I got burned with Jessica. 590 00:39:17,595 --> 00:39:19,764 Maybe she's just the kind of girl I need. 591 00:39:21,665 --> 00:39:23,035 All right, all right, cheers to that. 592 00:39:23,767 --> 00:39:24,633 I support you. 593 00:39:24,635 --> 00:39:25,637 Thank you. 594 00:39:38,883 --> 00:39:40,118 You don't look good. 595 00:39:41,051 --> 00:39:44,587 Fuck! Yes! Tampons. 596 00:39:44,589 --> 00:39:47,390 Maybe this month I don't have to shove Starbucks napkins up my snatch. 597 00:39:47,392 --> 00:39:49,094 What the fuck! I don't shoot! 598 00:39:49,627 --> 00:39:50,229 Okay. 599 00:39:51,696 --> 00:39:53,495 What you so bougie now that you got a boyfriend 600 00:39:53,497 --> 00:39:55,365 you going to get all judge-y? 601 00:39:55,367 --> 00:39:57,133 No, I just didn't hear from you for a few days, 602 00:39:57,135 --> 00:39:58,636 and I was worried. 603 00:39:59,504 --> 00:40:02,138 Tricking someone into falling in love with you 604 00:40:02,140 --> 00:40:04,143 doesn't make you better than anyone else here. 605 00:40:05,843 --> 00:40:08,276 Did you tell him you're a little homeless girl, fucking him for a warm bed? 606 00:40:08,278 --> 00:40:09,948 It's not like that! 607 00:40:10,347 --> 00:40:12,247 No, that's how it's been before. 608 00:40:12,249 --> 00:40:13,551 Yeah, well this is different. 609 00:40:14,653 --> 00:40:15,721 Cece, look what I got. 610 00:40:17,354 --> 00:40:19,388 Those are some dope kicks . 611 00:40:19,390 --> 00:40:21,624 Mom got them from the Salvation Army. 612 00:40:21,626 --> 00:40:23,493 Did anyone teach you how to take care of them? 613 00:40:23,495 --> 00:40:24,229 Nah, I'll just wear them forever. 614 00:40:26,196 --> 00:40:29,064 I'm going to tell you what I was lucky to have somebody tell me. 615 00:40:29,066 --> 00:40:31,334 If you are sleeping in the city shelter, 616 00:40:31,336 --> 00:40:33,636 put the posts of your bed inside the holes of your shoes, 617 00:40:33,638 --> 00:40:34,970 so no one yanks them from you. Okay? 618 00:40:34,972 --> 00:40:36,571 Okay. 619 00:40:36,573 --> 00:40:38,441 Tell your mom what I said. 620 00:40:38,443 --> 00:40:39,544 I'll beat anyone who tries to mess with my shoes. 621 00:40:46,151 --> 00:40:47,950 You're like a tourist in this world, Chrissie. 622 00:40:47,952 --> 00:40:50,289 You just don't get it. 623 00:40:51,388 --> 00:40:53,723 Yeah, well maybe I didn't grow up in a shelter like you did, 624 00:40:53,725 --> 00:40:55,758 but I'm here right now 625 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:59,227 so don't I deserve just like one minute 626 00:40:59,229 --> 00:41:01,232 of pretending my life doesn't suck? 627 00:41:01,332 --> 00:41:03,334 I mean, don't you deserve that? 628 00:41:07,839 --> 00:41:09,071 That's a cute bra. 629 00:41:09,073 --> 00:41:10,006 You want my bra too? 630 00:41:10,008 --> 00:41:11,573 Please? 631 00:41:11,575 --> 00:41:12,744 Ugh, fine. 632 00:41:18,249 --> 00:41:19,649 You've got the smallest tits in the world. 633 00:41:19,651 --> 00:41:20,486 Fuck off. 634 00:41:21,385 --> 00:41:22,521 We can't all be like you. 635 00:41:24,421 --> 00:41:27,091 What else can I steal from you? 636 00:41:27,425 --> 00:41:28,924 What's this? 637 00:41:28,926 --> 00:41:29,892 It's David's. 638 00:41:31,062 --> 00:41:32,431 What? 639 00:41:33,263 --> 00:41:35,263 I was just being bitchy before, 640 00:41:35,265 --> 00:41:37,466 but you know you can't get too attached, right? 641 00:41:37,468 --> 00:41:39,201 This guy is not your happily ever after. 642 00:41:39,203 --> 00:41:41,256 How do you know? 643 00:41:42,073 --> 00:41:44,143 Guys like him will never stay once he finds out who you are. 644 00:41:44,843 --> 00:41:46,611 Well who says he has to find out? 645 00:41:48,213 --> 00:41:50,011 We are so close to getting our apartment, Chrissie. 646 00:41:50,013 --> 00:41:51,848 Just focus on that. 647 00:41:51,850 --> 00:41:53,852 Don't let some dumb idea of love distract you. 648 00:41:54,952 --> 00:41:57,220 Well, what if I tell him the truth, 649 00:41:57,222 --> 00:41:59,354 and he finds out, and it's just fine? 650 00:41:59,356 --> 00:42:01,557 People are people, Chrissie. 651 00:42:01,559 --> 00:42:03,294 They don't go around in rose-colored glasses. 652 00:42:05,196 --> 00:42:06,828 If he passed you begging on the street, 653 00:42:06,830 --> 00:42:08,631 he wouldn't look twice. 654 00:42:08,633 --> 00:42:10,466 Yeah, yeah I know. 655 00:42:10,468 --> 00:42:11,537 I just... 656 00:42:12,836 --> 00:42:15,173 I just really want it to last a little longer. 657 00:42:23,046 --> 00:42:24,048 Hey Frank. 658 00:42:24,481 --> 00:42:26,415 Chrissie. 659 00:42:26,417 --> 00:42:28,017 I was hoping you'd call your friend 660 00:42:28,019 --> 00:42:29,521 at the comedy club, I want to work. 661 00:42:29,821 --> 00:42:30,653 Sure, no problem. 662 00:42:30,655 --> 00:42:33,256 Thanks. 663 00:42:33,258 --> 00:42:34,857 I'm really trying to turn it around, you know, 664 00:42:34,859 --> 00:42:36,024 any dollar helps. 665 00:42:36,026 --> 00:42:37,459 Sure. 666 00:42:37,461 --> 00:42:38,794 Why don't you close the door. 667 00:42:38,796 --> 00:42:39,796 No problem, thanks. 668 00:42:39,798 --> 00:42:40,863 Chrissie? 669 00:42:40,865 --> 00:42:42,098 Yeah? 670 00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:43,469 I meant with you inside. 671 00:42:46,171 --> 00:42:48,640 Listen, do you think we could skip it? 672 00:42:49,339 --> 00:42:51,406 I kind of met someone, 673 00:42:51,408 --> 00:42:53,276 and I don't know what it is yet 674 00:42:53,278 --> 00:42:55,578 like maybe it's nothing, 675 00:42:55,580 --> 00:42:58,781 but I'm kind of hoping it's something 676 00:42:58,783 --> 00:43:01,082 and I just feel like this would fuck it up, you know? 677 00:43:01,084 --> 00:43:02,588 Sure Chrissie, whatever you want. 678 00:43:04,122 --> 00:43:06,125 Thanks Frank. 679 00:43:27,745 --> 00:43:29,281 That doesn't look like Moon Drill Whiskey. 680 00:43:29,847 --> 00:43:31,413 Hey, Lysi. 681 00:43:31,415 --> 00:43:33,417 Who may I ask is... Callie? 682 00:43:35,252 --> 00:43:37,588 Don't tell me you met someone? 683 00:43:39,890 --> 00:43:44,026 I don't know yet. Maybe. 684 00:43:44,028 --> 00:43:46,031 Too bad, I thought after last weekend you'd call. 685 00:43:47,198 --> 00:43:49,832 I mean, I've been busy 686 00:43:49,834 --> 00:43:52,100 writing the copy for Moon Drill. 687 00:43:52,102 --> 00:43:55,303 Oh sure yeah, seems like you've been really busy. 688 00:43:55,305 --> 00:43:56,071 Well hey, writer's block is a bitch. 689 00:43:56,073 --> 00:43:58,307 Get it together. 690 00:43:58,309 --> 00:44:00,642 I'm really looking forward to heading Upstate with you, 691 00:44:00,644 --> 00:44:03,247 getting drunk on whiskey, dancing the night away. 692 00:44:03,647 --> 00:44:05,714 Booking a new client that'll make us a fuck ton of money. 693 00:44:05,716 --> 00:44:07,649 Yeah, money I could use. 694 00:44:07,651 --> 00:44:09,451 Speaking of which, you're coming to my show, 695 00:44:09,453 --> 00:44:11,254 closing night is tomorrow. 696 00:44:11,256 --> 00:44:13,122 Oh shit, yes of course I'll be there. 697 00:44:13,124 --> 00:44:16,058 Good and bring your Callie. 698 00:44:16,060 --> 00:44:18,294 Yeah? 699 00:44:18,296 --> 00:44:19,528 I'll leave tickets at the box office. 700 00:44:19,530 --> 00:44:20,464 Okay. Thank you. 701 00:44:31,075 --> 00:44:33,542 Free comedy show? 702 00:44:33,544 --> 00:44:35,211 It's awesome, come, free comedy show. 703 00:44:35,213 --> 00:44:36,779 There you go. 704 00:44:36,781 --> 00:44:38,881 Free comedy show. Check it out. 705 00:44:38,883 --> 00:44:40,185 Check it out. Free comedy show down the street! 706 00:44:42,452 --> 00:44:43,886 Hey, are you just finishing up a shift? 707 00:44:43,888 --> 00:44:45,187 I can take over. 708 00:44:45,189 --> 00:44:46,955 No, I'm just working right now. 709 00:44:46,957 --> 00:44:48,658 Can you please go? 710 00:44:48,660 --> 00:44:50,426 Free comedy show! 711 00:44:50,428 --> 00:44:53,328 Hey listen, Frank actually gave this job to me, 712 00:44:53,330 --> 00:44:55,564 and we talked about it this morning. 713 00:44:55,566 --> 00:44:57,500 Oh shit, wait you're Chrissie, right? 714 00:44:57,502 --> 00:44:58,203 Yeah. 715 00:44:59,269 --> 00:45:01,303 Oh girl, Frank told me to say he's really sorry, 716 00:45:01,305 --> 00:45:02,872 but he gave the fucking job to me, alright. 717 00:45:02,874 --> 00:45:04,140 Now get the fuck out of here. 718 00:45:04,142 --> 00:45:05,841 Are you fucking kidding me? 719 00:45:05,843 --> 00:45:08,109 - I am not fucking kidding you. - Give me those fliers! 720 00:45:08,111 --> 00:45:09,477 - Bitch, it's my job!... - It's my job! 721 00:45:09,479 --> 00:45:10,645 Hey! Hey! Hey! 722 00:45:10,647 --> 00:45:12,348 What's going on? 723 00:45:12,350 --> 00:45:12,915 You're supposed to be bringing business 724 00:45:12,917 --> 00:45:14,850 not scaring people away. 725 00:45:14,852 --> 00:45:16,551 Hey, Mickey she just said that she's taking this job, 726 00:45:16,553 --> 00:45:17,953 and that... 727 00:45:17,955 --> 00:45:18,988 Free comedy show. 728 00:45:18,990 --> 00:45:20,890 Frank told her to come today. 729 00:45:20,892 --> 00:45:22,892 Yeah, well Frank called and said Laura was showing up today. 730 00:45:22,894 --> 00:45:24,229 Do you know why? 731 00:45:30,068 --> 00:45:32,336 Look, Frank told me you showed up wasted at the shelter, 732 00:45:33,504 --> 00:45:35,674 and I shouldn't trust you anymore. 733 00:45:36,207 --> 00:45:38,210 Are you serious? He said that? 734 00:45:38,843 --> 00:45:41,644 Listen, you did a great job when you were here 735 00:45:41,646 --> 00:45:43,645 so why don't you just talk to Frank. 736 00:45:43,647 --> 00:45:45,714 - Yeah. - Figure it out. 737 00:45:45,716 --> 00:45:47,184 Yeah, I'll talk to Frank, I'll figure it out, thanks. 738 00:45:49,586 --> 00:45:50,953 Fuck! 739 00:45:50,955 --> 00:45:52,721 Yeah, you should've. 740 00:45:52,723 --> 00:45:53,425 There you go, thanks. 741 00:48:47,899 --> 00:48:50,268 How are you? 742 00:48:51,035 --> 00:48:52,404 Shit. 743 00:48:54,571 --> 00:48:55,539 I'm sorry. I think I left my wallet at home. 744 00:49:03,847 --> 00:49:05,747 I'm sorry. 745 00:49:05,749 --> 00:49:07,716 It's okay sweetie, I got it. 746 00:49:07,718 --> 00:49:10,222 I feel terrible, I'm so sorry. Thanks ma'am. 747 00:49:39,482 --> 00:49:42,153 Wow, I just have to say this place is so great. 748 00:49:44,589 --> 00:49:46,591 Oh my God, it's just like... look at the neighborhood. 749 00:49:47,691 --> 00:49:49,493 Spare, spare some change. 750 00:49:53,129 --> 00:49:54,830 And we are on a high floor 751 00:49:54,832 --> 00:49:56,865 so as you can see we get tons of natural light. 752 00:49:56,867 --> 00:49:58,834 It's gorgeous in the mornings 753 00:49:58,836 --> 00:50:01,437 and this area is actually great for kids. 754 00:50:01,439 --> 00:50:04,205 There's a park just down the street 755 00:50:04,207 --> 00:50:06,508 and the schools in this neighborhood are some of the best. 756 00:50:06,510 --> 00:50:08,576 So if you're thinking of starting a family 757 00:50:08,578 --> 00:50:10,578 it could be a really great apartment for you guys. 758 00:50:10,580 --> 00:50:12,848 And there's lots of amenities in the building. 759 00:50:12,850 --> 00:50:14,950 There's actually a washer and dryer just down a floor, 760 00:50:14,952 --> 00:50:17,785 so that's very convenient 761 00:50:17,787 --> 00:50:19,790 but this place will probably be gone by the end of the day, so... 762 00:50:20,725 --> 00:50:21,726 We're very interested. 763 00:50:22,859 --> 00:50:25,961 Great! All you need to move in is three month's rent. 764 00:50:25,963 --> 00:50:29,631 That's $10,200.00. And tax returns from the last three years 765 00:50:29,633 --> 00:50:31,667 showing that you make 80 times the monthly rent. 766 00:50:31,669 --> 00:50:32,901 And if you are interested 767 00:50:32,903 --> 00:50:34,636 do be sure to apply quickly. 768 00:50:34,638 --> 00:50:35,937 We hope to hear from you. 769 00:50:35,939 --> 00:50:37,406 Thank you. 770 00:50:37,408 --> 00:50:39,207 - Have a great day. - Thank you. 771 00:50:39,209 --> 00:50:40,711 Hello, how are you? 772 00:50:41,544 --> 00:50:43,946 Would you mind just signing in on this sheet for me here? 773 00:50:43,948 --> 00:50:46,214 - Sure. - That'd be great, thank you. 774 00:50:46,216 --> 00:50:48,850 As you can see this is a beautifully renovated apartment. 775 00:50:48,852 --> 00:50:51,153 All new stainless steel appliances, 776 00:50:51,155 --> 00:50:53,855 great hardwood floors, the neighborhood is awesome, 777 00:50:53,857 --> 00:50:56,591 lots of bars and restaurants. 778 00:50:56,593 --> 00:50:59,227 This is for you. If you are interested do let us know quickly, 779 00:50:59,229 --> 00:51:00,595 'cause this place is going to fly off the market. 780 00:51:00,597 --> 00:51:01,497 Thanks. 781 00:51:01,499 --> 00:51:03,146 You're welcome. 782 00:51:32,796 --> 00:51:33,631 Hera! 783 00:51:34,432 --> 00:51:37,433 Goddess of Women 784 00:51:37,435 --> 00:51:38,570 We did it! 785 00:51:42,272 --> 00:51:44,908 I couldn't have done it without you. 786 00:51:47,877 --> 00:51:50,048 I was wondering? Hoping! 787 00:51:52,682 --> 00:51:54,251 That if the peace treaty was signed 788 00:51:56,419 --> 00:51:59,423 you would let me see him again. 789 00:52:18,676 --> 00:52:21,846 Peace won't last 790 00:52:22,613 --> 00:52:23,647 will it? 791 00:52:26,316 --> 00:52:28,652 I will see you again, sweet Goddess. 792 00:53:06,256 --> 00:53:07,355 There she is. 793 00:53:07,357 --> 00:53:07,959 Oh. 794 00:53:08,792 --> 00:53:10,024 Hey, you were incredible. 795 00:53:10,026 --> 00:53:11,859 Oh thank you. 796 00:53:11,861 --> 00:53:13,060 - David. - Fen. 797 00:53:13,062 --> 00:53:15,096 Nice to meet you, Fen. 798 00:53:15,098 --> 00:53:16,832 It only took you until closing night to get here. 799 00:53:16,834 --> 00:53:18,667 Well I had to find a date. 800 00:53:18,669 --> 00:53:19,937 Callie, this is Lysi, my partner at the firm. 801 00:53:21,104 --> 00:53:23,538 I'm boring by day, but fabulous by night. 802 00:53:23,540 --> 00:53:24,109 You were amazing. 803 00:53:25,042 --> 00:53:28,046 I mean, like out of control. 804 00:53:28,146 --> 00:53:31,345 Seriously just congratulations. 805 00:53:31,347 --> 00:53:33,350 I would love to pick your brain about acting... 806 00:53:33,450 --> 00:53:34,950 Thank you. 807 00:53:34,952 --> 00:53:36,955 She's charming. 808 00:53:37,488 --> 00:53:38,623 So tell me, really, what did you think about the show? 809 00:53:40,024 --> 00:53:43,158 Well, I mean leave it to you to create a geopolitical think-piece 810 00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:46,962 complete with full frontal nudity and dick jokes. 811 00:53:46,964 --> 00:53:49,730 David, darling the dick jokes are just to get the people in the house. 812 00:53:49,732 --> 00:53:50,935 I thought it was the boobs. 813 00:53:54,271 --> 00:53:56,037 I meant what did you think about the piece 814 00:53:56,039 --> 00:53:57,906 as it relates to the world today? 815 00:53:57,908 --> 00:54:00,975 Israel, Palestine. Russian, Ukraine. 816 00:54:00,977 --> 00:54:03,645 America, and the entire fucking Middle East. 817 00:54:03,647 --> 00:54:05,714 You definitely got your point across. 818 00:54:05,716 --> 00:54:08,649 I mean, war is one of the only constants in history. 819 00:54:08,651 --> 00:54:11,453 And what can we as artists in a time of war actually do 820 00:54:11,455 --> 00:54:14,223 at a time of international and domestic crisis 821 00:54:14,225 --> 00:54:16,158 when we ourselves are the worst stereotypes? 822 00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:17,892 We revolt. We revolutionize. 823 00:54:17,894 --> 00:54:21,062 We embrace peace, and understanding, 824 00:54:21,064 --> 00:54:24,399 and sex and bring it to as many people that will buy a ticket. 825 00:54:24,401 --> 00:54:25,970 Short of storming Washington that's the most we can do. 826 00:54:27,937 --> 00:54:28,906 I liked your friends. 827 00:54:29,740 --> 00:54:30,942 Yeah? 828 00:54:32,510 --> 00:54:35,113 You got a little quiet there at the end of it. 829 00:54:36,814 --> 00:54:39,818 I just don't think that geo-politics is exactly my thing. 830 00:54:40,917 --> 00:54:43,185 You know what? Forget about that. 831 00:54:43,187 --> 00:54:44,122 I'm just glad that you met them. 832 00:54:46,789 --> 00:54:48,756 Do you want to see that bra that I promised you? 833 00:54:48,758 --> 00:54:48,792 Okay. 834 00:54:56,499 --> 00:54:57,434 You like? 835 00:54:59,502 --> 00:55:00,305 I like you. 836 00:55:06,743 --> 00:55:08,745 Miss Rose isn't looking so good. 837 00:55:09,847 --> 00:55:12,147 I'm not gonna comment on you naming that plant. 838 00:55:12,149 --> 00:55:14,149 Dude, it's all about being sustainable, 839 00:55:14,151 --> 00:55:16,484 you know, growing your own herbs; 840 00:55:16,486 --> 00:55:18,088 and if I name her, she won't die. 841 00:55:20,024 --> 00:55:22,024 Pretty sure that's not how that works. 842 00:55:22,026 --> 00:55:23,127 I have an idea. 843 00:55:27,497 --> 00:55:28,165 Okay. 844 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:32,470 This is Mr. Snufflegus. 845 00:55:33,002 --> 00:55:36,874 Okay and I think we can put Mr. Snufflegus right here with Miss Rose, 846 00:55:37,073 --> 00:55:38,807 and he'll watch over her, 847 00:55:38,809 --> 00:55:39,477 and she won't die. 848 00:55:41,245 --> 00:55:43,915 You guys are fucking weird. 849 00:55:44,914 --> 00:55:47,918 I always wanted a lot of the plants and wildlife in my apartment, so... 850 00:55:48,685 --> 00:55:49,687 Thank you. 851 00:55:53,323 --> 00:55:54,892 I'm going to pee. 852 00:56:02,832 --> 00:56:04,098 Now she's redecorating? 853 00:56:04,100 --> 00:56:06,069 Dude, chill. All right? 854 00:56:07,937 --> 00:56:10,305 I'm gonna run to the deli, and grab some snacks. You want something? 855 00:56:10,307 --> 00:56:12,310 Yeah, the jalapeño chips. 856 00:56:32,997 --> 00:56:34,198 What? 857 00:56:53,082 --> 00:56:54,285 That ain't right. 858 00:57:03,961 --> 00:57:05,629 The fuck? 859 00:57:19,075 --> 00:57:21,709 James! Help me with these fucking locks! 860 00:57:21,711 --> 00:57:23,078 What are you doing? Where are you going? 861 00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:24,613 I got to go! 862 00:57:24,615 --> 00:57:25,846 What do you mean you got to go? 863 00:57:25,848 --> 00:57:27,348 Out! I got to go out. 864 00:57:27,350 --> 00:57:28,450 Why? You said you'd help me roll the coins. 865 00:57:28,452 --> 00:57:29,383 You gotta stay. 866 00:57:29,385 --> 00:57:30,387 And I will later, I promise. 867 00:57:31,187 --> 00:57:33,120 But I have to go out and make money. 868 00:57:33,122 --> 00:57:34,622 No, it's dangerous out there. 869 00:57:34,624 --> 00:57:36,191 I really don't think you should go. 870 00:57:36,193 --> 00:57:37,859 You got to stay right now. You got to help me... 871 00:57:37,861 --> 00:57:38,959 Please don't get crazy on me. 872 00:57:38,961 --> 00:57:40,797 Oh crazy, right? 873 00:57:40,997 --> 00:57:42,229 That's what I'm getting on you? 874 00:57:42,231 --> 00:57:44,131 I'm getting crazy?! 875 00:57:44,133 --> 00:57:45,767 James is crazy. That's what you always say, right? 876 00:57:45,769 --> 00:57:47,772 James is crazy! Crazy! 877 00:57:47,872 --> 00:57:48,602 You know what's fucking crazy out there? 878 00:57:48,604 --> 00:57:50,238 You wanna go? 879 00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:51,605 - James, if we use everything I have, - I don't care, go. Go. 880 00:57:51,607 --> 00:57:52,707 I have to go get more. 881 00:57:52,709 --> 00:57:54,209 I'll come back! 882 00:57:54,211 --> 00:57:55,379 No, don't come back. I'll see you in hell. 883 00:57:57,580 --> 00:57:58,415 Hmmm. 884 00:58:00,818 --> 00:58:03,321 It's like one of those bags from Harry Potter. 885 00:58:05,823 --> 00:58:07,622 What? 886 00:58:07,624 --> 00:58:11,459 Yeah, like there's this character that has this magical bag 887 00:58:11,461 --> 00:58:13,397 that's actually really small but she pulls out things 888 00:58:14,597 --> 00:58:16,099 that would never fit in it. 889 00:58:17,501 --> 00:58:19,169 Just a shirt. 890 00:58:19,435 --> 00:58:20,535 Yeah, yeah I know. 891 00:58:20,537 --> 00:58:22,240 But like... 892 00:58:23,539 --> 00:58:26,140 You think you'd be carrying your whole life in that thing 893 00:58:26,142 --> 00:58:27,310 the way you carry it around. 894 00:58:30,948 --> 00:58:32,083 Oh. 895 00:58:33,517 --> 00:58:34,484 Okay. 896 00:58:35,419 --> 00:58:36,386 Why not. 897 00:58:55,705 --> 00:58:56,941 That makes no sense. 898 00:59:15,626 --> 00:59:17,627 Lizzie! Come here! 899 00:59:23,934 --> 00:59:26,269 Um, so... 900 00:59:29,272 --> 00:59:31,175 I have something for you. 901 00:59:33,377 --> 00:59:36,211 I wanted to make you something 902 00:59:36,213 --> 00:59:40,482 because you totally inspired the idea for my whiskey commercial, 903 00:59:40,484 --> 00:59:43,087 and I'm going to kill it now thanks to you. 904 00:59:48,691 --> 00:59:49,960 You gotta open it. 905 00:59:59,102 --> 01:00:00,571 It's beautiful. 906 01:00:04,207 --> 01:00:06,042 Yeah? Do you like it? 907 01:00:07,343 --> 01:00:09,513 You totally saved me today. 908 01:00:12,515 --> 01:00:15,519 This is amazing. I can't wait to see the commercial. 909 01:00:17,754 --> 01:00:18,990 You okay? 910 01:00:21,024 --> 01:00:22,627 Yeah. Yeah, let's go to bed. 911 01:00:57,526 --> 01:00:59,394 Do you have to go? 912 01:00:59,396 --> 01:01:02,296 Well, I'm pretty pumped actually. 913 01:01:02,298 --> 01:01:04,866 Because Moon Drill is going to buy my commercial, 914 01:01:04,868 --> 01:01:07,736 and then I'm going to move into this really fancy studio apartment 915 01:01:07,738 --> 01:01:09,740 on the water and I just... oh my God, I love my life. 916 01:01:12,276 --> 01:01:13,908 Oh. 917 01:01:13,910 --> 01:01:15,843 That's what that was all about? Okay. 918 01:01:15,845 --> 01:01:15,912 No, you're not going to go. 919 01:01:17,881 --> 01:01:19,848 No. 920 01:01:19,850 --> 01:01:21,419 Okay, okay come on I really... I actually, I really have to go. 921 01:01:23,252 --> 01:01:25,720 Okay, well I'm going to make you breakfast first 922 01:01:25,722 --> 01:01:27,555 because you haven't lived until you've tried my eggs, okay? 923 01:01:27,557 --> 01:01:28,355 Yeah? 924 01:01:28,357 --> 01:01:29,026 Yeah. 925 01:01:39,803 --> 01:01:40,801 I love that you're cooking for me. 926 01:01:40,803 --> 01:01:42,504 Yeah? 927 01:01:42,506 --> 01:01:44,107 How much do you like it? 928 01:01:44,341 --> 01:01:45,109 A lot. 929 01:01:48,178 --> 01:01:50,678 Guys, it's early. Can we confine the PDA to our respective bedrooms? 930 01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:51,182 Hey Avi. 931 01:01:52,582 --> 01:01:54,149 There better be some breakfast left for me. 932 01:01:54,151 --> 01:01:55,984 And I hope you washed your hands 933 01:01:55,986 --> 01:01:56,984 'cause I don't wany any jizz eggs. 934 01:01:56,986 --> 01:01:58,021 Says you. 935 01:02:08,966 --> 01:02:10,234 - Thank you. - Yup. 936 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,200 These are you jizz eggs. 937 01:02:13,202 --> 01:02:13,801 They are the house specialty today. 938 01:02:13,803 --> 01:02:15,106 Mmmmmm. 939 01:02:16,205 --> 01:02:17,305 Ketchup? 940 01:02:17,307 --> 01:02:19,741 No, I don't need any ketchup. 941 01:02:19,743 --> 01:02:21,308 What's wrong with you? 942 01:02:21,310 --> 01:02:23,111 My bad. 943 01:02:23,113 --> 01:02:24,946 Who doesn't put ketchup on their eggs? 944 01:02:24,948 --> 01:02:26,384 These are perfection. Perfection. 945 01:02:26,984 --> 01:02:28,152 Thank you. 946 01:02:29,419 --> 01:02:31,088 They could still use some ketchup though. 947 01:02:32,289 --> 01:02:34,723 Listen, if you want to keep some perfection, 948 01:02:34,725 --> 01:02:36,658 I could stay and hang around with you this weekend, 949 01:02:36,660 --> 01:02:39,020 cook some more. 950 01:02:40,696 --> 01:02:43,464 Sorry Callie, I've got kind of like a big date this weekend 951 01:02:43,466 --> 01:02:45,066 and David promised I'd have the place to myself. 952 01:02:45,068 --> 01:02:46,633 Am I right? Am I right? 953 01:02:46,635 --> 01:02:48,470 Yeah, yeah, I did. I did. 954 01:02:48,472 --> 01:02:50,270 Besides, doesn't your roommate miss you? 955 01:02:50,272 --> 01:02:52,108 She's super busy. I don't know. 956 01:02:53,642 --> 01:02:56,276 Well, one of these days I'm going to have to go over and force a meeting. 957 01:02:56,278 --> 01:02:58,245 I told you, my place isn't that nice. 958 01:02:58,247 --> 01:03:00,251 I don't care about that. As long as you're there. 959 01:03:03,252 --> 01:03:04,852 I think I'm gonna grab a shower before we go, okay? 960 01:03:04,854 --> 01:03:05,856 Okay. 961 01:03:12,261 --> 01:03:13,263 What? 962 01:03:15,999 --> 01:03:17,001 Seriously? 963 01:03:18,368 --> 01:03:20,801 I mean, she hasn't left our place since you two met, 964 01:03:20,803 --> 01:03:22,703 and now she wants to stay while you're out of town. 965 01:03:22,705 --> 01:03:25,105 What is that? What's with her? 966 01:03:25,107 --> 01:03:27,875 Don't be jealous that I'm getting laid every single night for two weeks. 967 01:03:27,877 --> 01:03:29,544 I can't believe you just went there. 968 01:03:29,546 --> 01:03:30,481 I mean, there was nowhere else to go. 969 01:03:34,950 --> 01:03:36,250 Don't you think it's kind of weird 970 01:03:36,252 --> 01:03:37,618 you haven't seen her place 971 01:03:37,620 --> 01:03:39,053 or met any of her friends 972 01:03:39,055 --> 01:03:40,321 and she practically moved in here? 973 01:03:40,323 --> 01:03:41,388 No dude, she didn't move in. 974 01:03:41,390 --> 01:03:42,823 Really, dude? 975 01:03:42,825 --> 01:03:44,725 She left a toothbrush here, 976 01:03:44,727 --> 01:03:46,794 she left an elephant. 977 01:03:46,796 --> 01:03:48,562 Okay, well I'm going to go see her place when I get back. 978 01:03:48,564 --> 01:03:49,930 Happy? 979 01:03:49,932 --> 01:03:51,499 Whatever man, I'm just saying 980 01:03:51,501 --> 01:03:53,133 don't get stuck with a clinger, you know? 981 01:03:53,135 --> 01:03:55,537 Two weeks is a long time 982 01:03:55,539 --> 01:03:57,772 to shack up with some chick you just met. 983 01:03:57,774 --> 01:03:59,040 Well I'm going to be on a business trip this weekend, 984 01:03:59,042 --> 01:04:00,210 and I won't see her there. 985 01:04:01,243 --> 01:04:03,544 Is that hot actress you work with going to be there? Lysi? 986 01:04:03,546 --> 01:04:04,645 Yes. Lizzie is going to be there. 987 01:04:04,647 --> 01:04:05,649 David. 988 01:04:06,450 --> 01:04:07,915 Go after Lizzie. 989 01:04:07,917 --> 01:04:09,216 We're just like friends. 990 01:04:09,218 --> 01:04:11,454 Besides she's way over the top. 991 01:04:12,955 --> 01:04:14,357 And I think I really like this girl. 992 01:04:18,694 --> 01:04:20,028 So I'll see you on Sunday. 993 01:04:20,030 --> 01:04:22,397 Yep, Sunday. 994 01:04:22,399 --> 01:04:23,997 Yeah I'll just come over to your place after I get back? 995 01:04:23,999 --> 01:04:25,433 My place? 996 01:04:25,435 --> 01:04:27,535 I mean, what happened to your aversion 997 01:04:27,537 --> 01:04:29,671 to going more than three stops into Brooklyn? 998 01:04:29,673 --> 01:04:31,439 For you, I'll get over it. 999 01:04:31,441 --> 01:04:33,508 Yeah, but I mean you don't have to. 1000 01:04:33,510 --> 01:04:35,276 I don't mind coming to yours. Mine's always a wreck. 1001 01:04:35,278 --> 01:04:36,613 Are you hiding something? 1002 01:04:37,046 --> 01:04:39,050 What kind of a question is that? 1003 01:04:39,149 --> 01:04:40,751 Nothing. I mean... 1004 01:04:41,917 --> 01:04:43,551 I don't even know any of your friends. 1005 01:04:43,553 --> 01:04:45,252 Yeah, well why would you know my friends? 1006 01:04:45,254 --> 01:04:46,687 You don't know me that well. 1007 01:04:46,689 --> 01:04:47,855 You're not my fucking boyfriend. 1008 01:04:47,857 --> 01:04:48,892 Well... 1009 01:04:51,093 --> 01:04:52,262 What if I want to be? 1010 01:04:53,196 --> 01:04:54,294 You do? 1011 01:04:54,296 --> 01:04:57,300 Yeah. I do. 1012 01:04:57,533 --> 01:04:58,535 I do. 1013 01:04:58,901 --> 01:05:01,069 So I want to meet your friends, 1014 01:05:01,071 --> 01:05:02,636 and I want to see your place when I get back. 1015 01:05:02,638 --> 01:05:03,805 Okay. 1016 01:05:03,807 --> 01:05:05,109 Okay. 1017 01:05:51,787 --> 01:05:54,124 She disappears and then wants love. 1018 01:05:54,624 --> 01:05:56,794 He wants to see my place. 1019 01:05:57,359 --> 01:05:58,963 I told you so. 1020 01:06:01,397 --> 01:06:03,865 You don't have very many options here. 1021 01:06:03,867 --> 01:06:05,600 You either have to tell him you've been lying to him the whole time 1022 01:06:05,602 --> 01:06:06,604 or you got to ditch out. 1023 01:06:07,269 --> 01:06:08,970 He made me this graphic design of my name 1024 01:06:08,972 --> 01:06:10,470 except it was the wrong name. 1025 01:06:10,472 --> 01:06:11,975 It was so fucking sad. 1026 01:06:12,943 --> 01:06:15,946 Yeah. Only the biggest parts of your life remain a mystery to him. 1027 01:06:16,946 --> 01:06:18,979 Look, we're going to get our apartment. 1028 01:06:18,981 --> 01:06:21,316 Maybe not today, but it's going to happen. 1029 01:06:21,318 --> 01:06:23,283 And when it does, you can think about dating a guy like David. 1030 01:06:23,285 --> 01:06:24,285 Yeah. 1031 01:06:24,287 --> 01:06:25,289 Thank you! 1032 01:06:28,057 --> 01:06:29,624 - Hey John. - Hey. 1033 01:06:29,626 --> 01:06:30,928 - Pass it off? - Yeah. 1034 01:06:31,894 --> 01:06:33,563 Nice doing business with you. 1035 01:06:34,631 --> 01:06:35,930 How much do we have? 1036 01:06:35,932 --> 01:06:37,497 With what you just gave me... 1037 01:06:37,499 --> 01:06:39,801 almost enough for one month's rent 1038 01:06:39,803 --> 01:06:41,769 not including a security deposit. 1039 01:06:41,771 --> 01:06:44,071 Yes! 1040 01:06:44,073 --> 01:06:45,939 Girl, keep that in the front of your mind. 1041 01:06:45,941 --> 01:06:47,908 I can't keep the lie going that long. 1042 01:06:47,910 --> 01:06:49,776 Oh bitch please, this is getting boring. 1043 01:06:49,778 --> 01:06:51,546 Now, clean yourself up, 1044 01:06:51,548 --> 01:06:54,115 and find a nice guy to spend the night with tonight. 1045 01:06:54,117 --> 01:06:56,120 Preferably one you won't get attached to. 1046 01:06:57,988 --> 01:06:59,319 I love you. 1047 01:06:59,321 --> 01:07:00,223 Love you. 1048 01:07:09,966 --> 01:07:11,732 A handsome model in a tux 1049 01:07:11,734 --> 01:07:13,734 is running through the rain looking for her 1050 01:07:13,736 --> 01:07:15,102 the beautiful one that he's lost. 1051 01:07:15,104 --> 01:07:15,972 He's in the middle of Times Square. 1052 01:07:17,406 --> 01:07:18,042 He can't find her. 1053 01:07:18,774 --> 01:07:21,241 He stops running. 1054 01:07:21,243 --> 01:07:22,278 He takes the Moon Drill whiskey out of his breast pocket 1055 01:07:24,113 --> 01:07:27,515 Boom! Thunder claps! The music swells. 1056 01:07:27,517 --> 01:07:29,950 He unscrews the cap. 1057 01:07:29,952 --> 01:07:30,853 Everything freezes. 1058 01:07:32,088 --> 01:07:34,288 He sees her across the square. 1059 01:07:34,290 --> 01:07:35,593 Her eyes sear into his. 1060 01:07:38,060 --> 01:07:41,729 He strides over to her, takes a sip of the whiskey, 1061 01:07:41,731 --> 01:07:45,299 the clouds part, the sun shines, 1062 01:07:45,301 --> 01:07:48,201 he dips her into a passionate kiss. 1063 01:07:48,203 --> 01:07:49,305 He holds the whiskey up, 1064 01:07:50,173 --> 01:07:52,272 Moon Drill Whiskey. 1065 01:07:52,274 --> 01:07:54,377 "One sip makes the chaos go away." 1066 01:07:58,414 --> 01:08:01,417 Good work David. We are so getting drunk tonight. 1067 01:08:01,885 --> 01:08:04,555 It's something Callie said to me. 1068 01:08:04,821 --> 01:08:06,654 I get it. You have a girlfriend. 1069 01:08:06,656 --> 01:08:07,858 Let's do karaoke. 1070 01:08:10,593 --> 01:08:13,560 Hey, what's going on? You guys go to NYU, right? 1071 01:08:13,562 --> 01:08:14,828 You should definitely come check out this party tonight. 1072 01:08:14,830 --> 01:08:16,430 It's gonna be awesome. 1073 01:08:16,432 --> 01:08:18,032 Free shots if you say my name at the door. 1074 01:08:18,034 --> 01:08:19,300 Hey, what's going on guys? 1075 01:08:19,302 --> 01:08:21,335 You guys go to NYU, right? 1076 01:08:21,337 --> 01:08:22,805 Check out this party tonight. Say my name at the door, all right? 1077 01:08:23,806 --> 01:08:25,872 You guys go to NYU? 1078 01:08:25,874 --> 01:08:27,541 You should definitely check out that party tonight. 1079 01:08:27,543 --> 01:08:29,109 It's going to be awesome. 1080 01:08:29,111 --> 01:08:30,678 Hey, start of school party tonight. 1081 01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:32,447 Open bar with your ID. 1082 01:08:32,449 --> 01:08:34,349 You should come. 1083 01:08:34,351 --> 01:08:35,853 It's going to be great. You know, big back to school mixer. 1084 01:08:36,820 --> 01:08:37,554 Thanks. I think I will. 1085 01:08:38,821 --> 01:08:40,688 Yeah, yeah! I'm Alex, by the way. 1086 01:08:40,690 --> 01:08:41,191 Jessie. 1087 01:08:42,292 --> 01:08:44,725 Jessie. It's nice to meet you. 1088 01:08:44,727 --> 01:08:46,661 - Nice to meet you too. - I hope to see you there. 1089 01:08:46,663 --> 01:08:47,828 Yep, see you later. 1090 01:08:47,830 --> 01:08:48,739 All right. 1091 01:09:25,235 --> 01:09:26,701 Donna, Kelsey, I'm glad you guys made it. 1092 01:09:26,703 --> 01:09:27,568 Good to see you... 1093 01:09:27,570 --> 01:09:29,903 Alex! 1094 01:09:29,905 --> 01:09:31,406 Hey! Jessie, right? 1095 01:09:31,408 --> 01:09:33,273 Yeah, yeah. 1096 01:09:33,275 --> 01:09:34,377 I'm glad you made it, come on baby let's go inside. 1097 01:09:35,244 --> 01:09:37,344 I'm sorry you have to have ID. 1098 01:09:37,346 --> 01:09:40,881 Listen, I actually think I forgot it at the dorm. 1099 01:09:40,883 --> 01:09:43,283 You're not going to make me go all the way back are you? 1100 01:09:43,285 --> 01:09:44,885 Just bring your ID, and I'll be happy to let you in. 1101 01:09:44,887 --> 01:09:45,853 Hey... Come on. 1102 01:09:45,855 --> 01:09:47,255 Are you fucking kidding me? 1103 01:09:47,257 --> 01:09:49,157 You can tell I'm a student. 1104 01:09:49,159 --> 01:09:50,957 Miss, a lot of people look like students. 1105 01:09:50,959 --> 01:09:52,926 For all I know, you're a serial killer stalker. 1106 01:09:52,928 --> 01:09:54,461 Now either come back with your ID, 1107 01:09:54,463 --> 01:09:56,363 or leave and stop blocking the door. 1108 01:09:56,365 --> 01:09:57,799 Whoa, everybody just calm down, all right? 1109 01:09:57,801 --> 01:09:59,066 We can just walk back to your dorm. 1110 01:09:59,068 --> 01:10:00,300 It's only a couple blocks, right? 1111 01:10:00,302 --> 01:10:01,203 Yeah, well that's not the point. 1112 01:10:02,372 --> 01:10:03,904 And this party is going to be fucking lame, 1113 01:10:03,906 --> 01:10:05,572 so let's go. 1114 01:10:05,574 --> 01:10:07,608 Actually, I got a lot of friends in here, 1115 01:10:07,610 --> 01:10:09,242 so I'm not going to blow this party off. 1116 01:10:09,244 --> 01:10:10,745 You can go back and get your ID, 1117 01:10:10,747 --> 01:10:12,412 or don't. 1118 01:10:12,414 --> 01:10:13,283 It's whatever. 1119 01:10:15,217 --> 01:10:16,818 Well, what are you looking at? 1120 01:10:16,820 --> 01:10:18,219 I mean, fuck you. 1121 01:10:18,221 --> 01:10:19,455 God... 1122 01:10:50,587 --> 01:10:54,024 Ah yes, alone at last. 1123 01:11:15,945 --> 01:11:17,678 Oh yeah, you pretty little whore 1124 01:11:19,615 --> 01:11:21,448 Gag on it. 1125 01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:25,556 No, fucking way. 1126 01:12:05,861 --> 01:12:06,993 Oh my God. 1127 01:12:06,995 --> 01:12:08,198 Are you fucking kidding me? 1128 01:12:08,597 --> 01:12:10,266 I'm sorry. Here, come on. 1129 01:12:10,367 --> 01:12:11,933 Don't, don't, don't. 1130 01:12:11,935 --> 01:12:13,701 Do you have any idea how expensive this shirt is? 1131 01:12:13,703 --> 01:12:15,702 I'm sorry, I'm a klutz. 1132 01:12:15,704 --> 01:12:17,772 Get the fuck off of me. I don't want you to clean me. 1133 01:12:17,774 --> 01:12:18,939 Hey, hey, hey take it easy. 1134 01:12:18,941 --> 01:12:20,073 Who the fuck are you? 1135 01:12:20,075 --> 01:12:21,943 Is this your girlfriend? 1136 01:12:21,945 --> 01:12:23,077 I'm just trying to have a good time. 1137 01:12:23,079 --> 01:12:24,545 Get her the fuck out here. 1138 01:12:24,547 --> 01:12:25,679 Can I get some club soda please? 1139 01:12:25,681 --> 01:12:27,514 Thank you. 1140 01:12:27,516 --> 01:12:30,354 Fuck you. Get the fuck out of here. 1141 01:12:35,257 --> 01:12:36,260 Thank you. 1142 01:12:37,726 --> 01:12:39,693 That guy was a dick. 1143 01:12:39,695 --> 01:12:40,830 Right? 1144 01:12:43,932 --> 01:12:45,769 Can I get you something to drink? 1145 01:12:46,269 --> 01:12:47,271 Vodka soda? 1146 01:12:54,377 --> 01:12:55,479 I told you, you were putting it in the wrong way. 1147 01:12:58,013 --> 01:13:01,017 Okay, you open this, and I'll be right back. 1148 01:13:19,802 --> 01:13:21,772 Fuck yeah. You pretty little whore. Fuck. 1149 01:13:23,772 --> 01:13:24,540 Gag on it. 1150 01:13:28,211 --> 01:13:29,546 Yes, fucking bitch. 1151 01:13:35,885 --> 01:13:36,787 Oh fuck. 1152 01:13:37,453 --> 01:13:38,187 Fuck. 1153 01:13:53,770 --> 01:13:55,772 Dude, what the fuck? 1154 01:13:56,471 --> 01:13:58,005 She even told us about the wig thing the first day 1155 01:13:58,007 --> 01:13:59,572 Do you remember that? 1156 01:13:59,574 --> 01:14:01,642 Talk about leaving out part of the story! 1157 01:14:01,644 --> 01:14:04,077 I knew something didn't add up about this chick. 1158 01:14:04,079 --> 01:14:05,578 She's barely left the house for two weeks, 1159 01:14:05,580 --> 01:14:06,947 you pay for everything, 1160 01:14:06,949 --> 01:14:09,082 and now she's in porn? 1161 01:14:09,084 --> 01:14:10,483 I gotta tell you, I went through her bag, 1162 01:14:10,485 --> 01:14:12,519 and I found wads of cash 1163 01:14:12,521 --> 01:14:14,654 and this weird notebook with names, and locations, and stuff... 1164 01:14:14,656 --> 01:14:16,624 You went through her bag? 1165 01:14:16,626 --> 01:14:19,593 Well yeah, I just felt like things didn't add up. 1166 01:14:19,595 --> 01:14:20,960 But that's not the point; 1167 01:14:20,962 --> 01:14:22,228 you haven't seen her friends, 1168 01:14:22,230 --> 01:14:23,730 you haven't seen her place. 1169 01:14:23,732 --> 01:14:25,566 She could be a hooker. 1170 01:14:25,568 --> 01:14:27,367 Or a porn star hooker. 1171 01:14:27,369 --> 01:14:29,205 I'm dating a porn star? 1172 01:14:32,775 --> 01:14:33,977 Come on, you got to scrub it here. 1173 01:14:35,311 --> 01:14:36,477 Get it clean. 1174 01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:37,547 It's clean! 1175 01:14:38,181 --> 01:14:39,246 No it's not clean. Put some elbow grease into it... 1176 01:14:39,248 --> 01:14:41,514 Ow, you're hurting me. Stop it! 1177 01:14:41,516 --> 01:14:43,718 What's wrong? Don't you see the grime in there? 1178 01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:45,288 Just do it like this. Clean. Yeah. 1179 01:14:46,521 --> 01:14:47,755 I'm sorry. Did I hurt you? 1180 01:14:47,757 --> 01:14:48,555 No, I'm fine. 1181 01:14:48,557 --> 01:14:49,392 I'm sorry. 1182 01:14:51,761 --> 01:14:53,893 Are you free right now? 1183 01:14:53,895 --> 01:14:56,529 Can I take you to get a late night snack or something like that? 1184 01:14:56,531 --> 01:14:59,200 I know this great cafe, it's just right down the block. 1185 01:14:59,202 --> 01:15:00,470 Yeah, would be great. I'm starving actually. 1186 01:15:02,971 --> 01:15:04,438 I want to go to the bathroom first though, okay? 1187 01:15:04,440 --> 01:15:05,342 Okay. 1188 01:15:37,205 --> 01:15:37,804 Hey. 1189 01:15:37,806 --> 01:15:38,973 Hey. 1190 01:15:38,975 --> 01:15:40,875 What are you doing? 1191 01:15:40,877 --> 01:15:42,809 I thought we had this good vibe going, 1192 01:15:42,811 --> 01:15:45,845 so you know, why wait until later? 1193 01:15:45,847 --> 01:15:47,480 Come on, let's just go get some food... 1194 01:15:47,482 --> 01:15:49,750 You know, have a drink. 1195 01:15:49,752 --> 01:15:50,954 Oh, no, no, I'm done drinking. 1196 01:16:41,770 --> 01:16:43,439 Hey! Hey wait! 1197 01:16:44,707 --> 01:16:47,140 Hey, listen didn't you say would go back to your place? 1198 01:16:47,142 --> 01:16:48,608 We're done here, all right? 1199 01:16:48,610 --> 01:16:49,710 Just take a taxi. 1200 01:16:49,712 --> 01:16:50,911 No, no, no come on. 1201 01:16:50,913 --> 01:16:51,978 You must be starving. 1202 01:16:51,980 --> 01:16:53,714 I make really good eggs. 1203 01:16:53,716 --> 01:16:55,081 What are you doing? 1204 01:16:55,083 --> 01:16:57,086 I said we're fucking done. All right? 1205 01:17:08,064 --> 01:17:09,263 She comes in here 1206 01:17:09,265 --> 01:17:10,834 walks around, makes it dirty. 1207 01:17:15,937 --> 01:17:18,538 There's nobody here, but you and me. Shhh... 1208 01:17:18,540 --> 01:17:19,505 No! Don't suffocate me! 1209 01:17:19,507 --> 01:17:20,506 It's gonna be okay... 1210 01:17:20,508 --> 01:17:21,977 Stop it! Don't. 1211 01:17:38,194 --> 01:17:40,393 I'm back. 1212 01:17:40,395 --> 01:17:42,565 Ready for a glass of Hudson Valley's finest? 1213 01:18:05,354 --> 01:18:09,892 No, no. This is my cardboard. You can't have it. 1214 01:18:12,695 --> 01:18:15,699 This is my cardboard. You go and you find your own cardboard. 1215 01:19:27,802 --> 01:19:28,768 Shhh! 1216 01:19:36,678 --> 01:19:37,780 Fuck! 1217 01:19:39,147 --> 01:19:40,447 It's okay. I told her she could come. 1218 01:19:40,449 --> 01:19:41,314 Oh, it's okay? 1219 01:19:41,316 --> 01:19:42,715 It's okay? 1220 01:19:42,717 --> 01:19:44,117 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1221 01:19:44,119 --> 01:19:45,551 Oh my God, don't hit her! 1222 01:19:45,553 --> 01:19:46,252 Babe! 1223 01:19:47,455 --> 01:19:49,322 Babe, it's okay, alright? 1224 01:19:49,324 --> 01:19:51,291 She's only going to be here for a little while. 1225 01:19:51,293 --> 01:19:52,963 Nothing to get too excited over. 1226 01:19:53,128 --> 01:19:54,394 Why don't you just lay down? 1227 01:19:54,396 --> 01:19:55,265 Come on. Come on. 1228 01:20:21,556 --> 01:20:23,424 Fuck. 1229 01:20:23,426 --> 01:20:24,894 You don't like me very much, do you? 1230 01:20:24,994 --> 01:20:27,060 I don't like being here. 1231 01:20:27,062 --> 01:20:28,694 Hey, guess what? The feeling is mutual. 1232 01:20:28,696 --> 01:20:30,063 I don't like you being here. 1233 01:20:30,065 --> 01:20:31,432 If I had anywhere else to go, 1234 01:20:31,434 --> 01:20:32,265 trust me I wouldn't be. 1235 01:20:32,267 --> 01:20:34,968 Awwww. 1236 01:20:34,970 --> 01:20:36,873 Poor Chrissie doesn't have anywhere to go. 1237 01:20:38,540 --> 01:20:41,108 Well, I didn't used to have somewhere to go either. 1238 01:20:41,110 --> 01:20:43,911 How did someone like you manage to get a place anyway? 1239 01:20:43,913 --> 01:20:46,082 Don't worry about it. I did. 1240 01:20:46,582 --> 01:20:48,581 Whatever. 1241 01:20:48,583 --> 01:20:49,515 Someday I'm gonna get lucky. 1242 01:20:49,517 --> 01:20:50,951 Oh yeah? 1243 01:20:50,953 --> 01:20:52,618 Hold on a sec, where you going? 1244 01:20:52,620 --> 01:20:54,520 You're gonna get lucky? 1245 01:20:54,522 --> 01:20:56,857 You have to make your own luck. 1246 01:20:56,859 --> 01:20:59,393 Yeah. This is New York City. 1247 01:20:59,395 --> 01:21:02,462 Do you know how many opportunities 1248 01:21:02,464 --> 01:21:05,099 there are for young good looking people like yourself? 1249 01:21:05,101 --> 01:21:07,233 No, I don't want to hear it. 1250 01:21:07,235 --> 01:21:09,402 And I know the kind of shit you and Cece do on the street. 1251 01:21:09,404 --> 01:21:11,237 And let me tell you something, Chrissie, 1252 01:21:11,239 --> 01:21:13,206 if that is your real name... 1253 01:21:13,208 --> 01:21:16,242 you don't have to do anything you don't want to do 1254 01:21:16,244 --> 01:21:18,010 to get a place to sleep for the night. 1255 01:21:18,012 --> 01:21:19,979 You're a tourist. 1256 01:21:19,981 --> 01:21:22,448 I don't know why you're running around with Cece for. 1257 01:21:22,450 --> 01:21:24,785 Okay, so I'm not going to let you in my house anymore 1258 01:21:24,787 --> 01:21:26,018 I'm not going to open the door for you. 1259 01:21:26,020 --> 01:21:27,653 Okay, you fucked up 1260 01:21:27,655 --> 01:21:30,424 because you're not taking care 1261 01:21:30,426 --> 01:21:32,762 of what you need to be taking care of. 1262 01:21:33,329 --> 01:21:34,130 Okay? 1263 01:21:36,198 --> 01:21:37,831 Now get me my box will you please? 1264 01:21:37,833 --> 01:21:38,701 Whatever. 1265 01:21:41,837 --> 01:21:43,205 Unbelievable. 1266 01:21:52,381 --> 01:21:53,212 Here. 1267 01:21:53,214 --> 01:21:54,217 Thank you. 1268 01:22:00,823 --> 01:22:02,124 My name's not Chrissie. 1269 01:22:05,561 --> 01:22:07,564 Do you want to know what it is? 1270 01:22:09,731 --> 01:22:10,934 I would love to know. 1271 01:22:13,435 --> 01:22:16,705 It's Katie. Katie Jo. 1272 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:18,874 Stupid name. 1273 01:22:19,675 --> 01:22:20,907 No it's a good name. 1274 01:22:20,909 --> 01:22:22,077 Katie Jo. 1275 01:22:43,065 --> 01:22:46,302 Katie Jo. That's a good name. Katie Jo. 1276 01:22:56,611 --> 01:22:57,614 Katie Jo. 1277 01:23:29,278 --> 01:23:30,280 Wait. Wait... 1278 01:23:48,998 --> 01:23:51,401 Shhhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. 1279 01:24:32,440 --> 01:24:33,542 Chrissie? 1280 01:24:34,709 --> 01:24:35,608 Chrissie?! 1281 01:24:35,610 --> 01:24:36,613 What? 1282 01:24:38,547 --> 01:24:40,216 I don't think he's breathing. 1283 01:24:45,053 --> 01:24:47,723 I think he might have OD'd in the middle of the night. 1284 01:24:48,623 --> 01:24:49,626 Shit. 1285 01:24:50,525 --> 01:24:52,028 What are we gonna do? 1286 01:24:53,628 --> 01:24:55,631 I'm so sorry, okay. 1287 01:24:56,397 --> 01:24:57,967 I'm so sorry. 1288 01:25:26,061 --> 01:25:28,331 You said that he's got no other family? 1289 01:25:29,664 --> 01:25:31,298 Nope. 1290 01:25:31,300 --> 01:25:32,502 They're all dead. 1291 01:25:36,771 --> 01:25:38,404 Cece, if we call the police right now 1292 01:25:38,406 --> 01:25:39,409 who do you think they're gonna to blame? 1293 01:25:41,176 --> 01:25:44,180 The little homeless girls who were here when it happened. 1294 01:25:44,680 --> 01:25:46,813 Then they're gonna take this place 1295 01:25:46,815 --> 01:25:48,818 and they're gonna turn it over to the city. 1296 01:25:48,918 --> 01:25:51,187 Cece, we could lose this place. 1297 01:25:53,422 --> 01:25:54,524 What? 1298 01:25:57,226 --> 01:25:59,562 I know he meant something to you, okay? 1299 01:26:00,162 --> 01:26:01,129 I know. 1300 01:26:03,931 --> 01:26:05,831 But look around you. 1301 01:26:05,833 --> 01:26:07,836 This place is our fucking dream. 1302 01:26:12,106 --> 01:26:13,943 We can do something with this. 1303 01:26:14,743 --> 01:26:17,413 I mean, we can make this work. 1304 01:27:26,582 --> 01:27:27,246 Hey. 1305 01:27:27,248 --> 01:27:27,382 Hey. 1306 01:27:30,118 --> 01:27:31,585 You didn't have to meet me. 1307 01:27:31,587 --> 01:27:33,053 I could have found it, you know. 1308 01:27:33,055 --> 01:27:34,220 I wanted to though. 1309 01:27:34,222 --> 01:27:35,188 - Come on. - Oh, all right. 1310 01:27:35,190 --> 01:27:35,758 Come on! 1311 01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:39,492 Come on! 1312 01:27:39,494 --> 01:27:41,327 Slow down, slow down, I'm tired. 1313 01:27:41,329 --> 01:27:43,332 We can chill when we get there. Come on. 1314 01:27:44,432 --> 01:27:45,331 What? 1315 01:27:45,333 --> 01:27:46,465 I don't know. 1316 01:27:46,467 --> 01:27:47,800 You're being weird. 1317 01:27:47,802 --> 01:27:49,169 I don't know, Callie. 1318 01:27:49,171 --> 01:27:50,402 David, you're freaking me out... 1319 01:27:50,404 --> 01:27:51,406 Do you do porn? 1320 01:27:51,739 --> 01:27:52,742 Excuse me? 1321 01:27:55,010 --> 01:27:57,042 Avi sent me this video 1322 01:27:57,044 --> 01:27:58,911 and don't try to tell me it's not you 1323 01:27:58,913 --> 01:28:00,916 because it is you in this like... 1324 01:28:01,583 --> 01:28:04,149 trashy teal wig 1325 01:28:04,151 --> 01:28:06,585 which you totally mentioned was a thing with your ex... 1326 01:28:06,587 --> 01:28:08,354 So I don't know that fits into it but... 1327 01:28:08,356 --> 01:28:09,758 it's you, and you're like getting... 1328 01:28:11,459 --> 01:28:13,462 crazy fucked. 1329 01:28:16,797 --> 01:28:19,232 And then Avi also said he found this whole wad of cash in your bag 1330 01:28:19,234 --> 01:28:20,700 and that he thinks that you're like... 1331 01:28:20,702 --> 01:28:23,286 a hooker or something. 1332 01:28:25,507 --> 01:28:27,506 I want to be cool with that I really do, but... 1333 01:28:27,508 --> 01:28:29,712 So I'm just a trashy porn star prostitute hooker? 1334 01:28:31,046 --> 01:28:31,814 That's what's wrong with you. 1335 01:28:35,417 --> 01:28:37,019 No, Callie. Callie! 1336 01:28:39,555 --> 01:28:42,988 No, you know what? It is me in that video David 1337 01:28:42,990 --> 01:28:45,191 and fuck you, I can't believe that you would be a on a site like that! 1338 01:28:45,193 --> 01:28:45,925 Wait, What?! 1339 01:28:45,927 --> 01:28:47,762 No, Stop! Callie, stop! 1340 01:28:48,931 --> 01:28:50,466 It's revenge porn, David. 1341 01:28:52,167 --> 01:28:54,337 It only ruined my whole fucking life okay? 1342 01:28:54,468 --> 01:28:56,670 I was a teenager 1343 01:28:56,672 --> 01:28:59,406 I had this older boyfriend, and he made me do all kinds of shit 1344 01:28:59,408 --> 01:29:00,907 that you wouldn't even want to know about! 1345 01:29:00,909 --> 01:29:02,642 I didn't know that. 1346 01:29:02,644 --> 01:29:04,243 Yeah 'cause you didn't fucking ask. 1347 01:29:04,245 --> 01:29:07,246 Well, look I wasn't watching it, ok? 1348 01:29:07,248 --> 01:29:08,982 Do you know what my parents said when they found out? 1349 01:29:08,984 --> 01:29:10,319 They said that I'm unsaveable. 1350 01:29:12,421 --> 01:29:14,187 I can't believe that you would think I'm a hooker. 1351 01:29:14,189 --> 01:29:15,921 I thought we had something. 1352 01:29:15,923 --> 01:29:18,058 We do! We do. I just let Avi get to me. 1353 01:29:18,060 --> 01:29:20,260 And that perv actually went through my bag? 1354 01:29:20,262 --> 01:29:22,265 I make cash under the table at the comedy club. 1355 01:29:25,734 --> 01:29:26,936 Can we please start over? 1356 01:29:28,570 --> 01:29:31,574 Please, just forget about it, okay? 1357 01:29:31,873 --> 01:29:36,009 Please, I am an idiot, okay? 1358 01:29:36,011 --> 01:29:36,546 I promise I'll make this up to you. 1359 01:30:12,413 --> 01:30:13,679 Wow. 1360 01:30:13,681 --> 01:30:14,182 Yeah. 1361 01:30:15,550 --> 01:30:16,552 So... 1362 01:30:18,020 --> 01:30:20,022 This is your place? 1363 01:30:20,187 --> 01:30:21,690 It is. 1364 01:30:22,190 --> 01:30:24,124 Oh, this is my roommate Cece. 1365 01:30:24,126 --> 01:30:25,558 Hi, it's nice to meet you. 1366 01:30:25,560 --> 01:30:26,792 I've heard a lot about you. 1367 01:30:26,794 --> 01:30:27,993 Yeah, nice to meet you too. 1368 01:30:27,995 --> 01:30:29,629 I don't mean to be a pain 1369 01:30:29,631 --> 01:30:30,333 but do you mind taking off your shoes? 1370 01:30:31,199 --> 01:30:32,432 Oh, no worries. 1371 01:30:32,434 --> 01:30:34,166 Outside dirt, you know. 1372 01:30:34,168 --> 01:30:34,769 Yeah, of course, of course. 1373 01:30:37,105 --> 01:30:38,237 This place is great. 1374 01:30:38,239 --> 01:30:39,072 You think? 1375 01:30:39,074 --> 01:30:40,305 Yeah. 1376 01:30:40,307 --> 01:30:42,008 I can't believe you kept it a secret. 1377 01:30:42,010 --> 01:30:43,910 Well it wasn't all my fault I mean... 1378 01:30:43,912 --> 01:30:45,047 you didn't want to come this far into Brooklyn. 1379 01:30:48,350 --> 01:30:51,184 Listen guys, I'm on my way out to meet a friend 1380 01:30:51,186 --> 01:30:53,353 but you guys have fun, and I'll see you later for the fireworks? 1381 01:30:53,355 --> 01:30:54,323 Okay bye. 1382 01:31:05,167 --> 01:31:06,369 Hey! 1383 01:31:08,302 --> 01:31:10,305 I brought you a present. 1384 01:31:13,542 --> 01:31:15,041 Cool. 1385 01:31:15,043 --> 01:31:16,475 It's more than cool. It'll protect you. 1386 01:31:16,477 --> 01:31:17,046 How? 1387 01:31:17,712 --> 01:31:19,714 You'll find out. 1388 01:31:25,921 --> 01:31:27,423 Now, go play. 1389 01:31:34,730 --> 01:31:37,063 Sorry we don't have a TV yet. 1390 01:31:37,065 --> 01:31:39,131 We just moved in so still kind of getting settled. 1391 01:31:39,133 --> 01:31:41,136 No worries. That shit takes time. 1392 01:31:42,070 --> 01:31:43,339 So tell me about your weekend. 1393 01:31:44,638 --> 01:31:46,740 It was pretty sweet actually. 1394 01:31:46,742 --> 01:31:49,142 I think I may have a new client. 1395 01:31:49,144 --> 01:31:50,577 Yeah? 1396 01:31:50,579 --> 01:31:51,577 Fuck yeah! 1397 01:31:51,579 --> 01:31:52,580 Yeah. 1398 01:31:55,784 --> 01:31:59,789 Does the new official brand maker from Moon Drill Whiskey want a back rub? 1399 01:31:59,888 --> 01:32:02,057 - Ah yeah. - Yeah. 1400 01:32:08,497 --> 01:32:10,332 You're the best. 1401 01:32:11,399 --> 01:32:12,834 What about you? How was your weekend? 1402 01:32:13,334 --> 01:32:14,367 Um... 1403 01:32:14,369 --> 01:32:16,038 It was fine. 1404 01:32:16,471 --> 01:32:18,140 Nothing exciting. 1405 01:32:36,992 --> 01:32:39,826 Happy Fourth! Woo! 1406 01:32:39,828 --> 01:32:42,428 U-S-A! U-S-A! 1407 01:32:42,430 --> 01:32:43,432 U-S-A! 1408 01:32:46,467 --> 01:32:48,934 Hey, I'm going to go grab some drinks. 1409 01:32:48,936 --> 01:32:50,236 You guys want anything other than beer? 1410 01:32:50,238 --> 01:32:51,537 Vodka. 1411 01:32:51,539 --> 01:32:52,705 Vodka, you got it. All right. 1412 01:32:52,707 --> 01:32:54,410 U-S-A! U-S-A! 1413 01:32:58,245 --> 01:32:59,147 Happy Fourth. 1414 01:33:00,748 --> 01:33:01,751 To our independence? 1415 01:33:02,918 --> 01:33:04,483 Fuck off bitch. To the here and now. 1416 01:33:45,226 --> 01:33:47,492 All right, are you ready for this? 1417 01:33:47,494 --> 01:33:49,164 Oh, I'm ready. 1418 01:33:49,631 --> 01:33:51,930 So, a leprechaun walks into a bar... 1419 01:33:51,932 --> 01:33:53,867 Oh no, that's gonna be bad. 1420 01:33:53,869 --> 01:33:55,501 No, no it's going to be amazing, okay. 1421 01:33:55,503 --> 01:33:56,501 - Okay. - So... 1422 01:33:56,503 --> 01:33:58,136 I think you should stop there. 1423 01:33:58,138 --> 01:33:59,272 This is happening. It is happening. 1424 01:33:59,274 --> 01:34:00,505 Okay. 1425 01:34:00,507 --> 01:34:01,743 The leprechaun walks into a bar 1426 01:34:02,610 --> 01:34:05,310 and asks for a drink. 1427 01:34:05,312 --> 01:34:07,880 Bartender says, "Okay, that'll be $2.50." 1428 01:34:07,882 --> 01:34:10,750 So leprechaun puts two dollar bills on the bar and starts walking away. 1429 01:34:10,752 --> 01:34:12,085 The bartender goes 1430 01:34:12,087 --> 01:34:13,823 "Hey, wait! You're a little short." 1431 01:34:17,691 --> 01:34:19,192 You are so lucky that I love you. 1432 01:34:19,194 --> 01:34:20,196 I know. 1433 01:34:20,595 --> 01:34:21,597 Chrissie? 1434 01:34:24,466 --> 01:34:25,467 Chrissie! 1435 01:34:29,003 --> 01:34:30,506 Cece, told me you got an apartment. 1436 01:34:31,071 --> 01:34:33,005 That's so cool! Maybe I can come over some time. 1437 01:34:33,007 --> 01:34:33,975 We all miss you at the shelter. 1438 01:34:35,543 --> 01:34:38,577 Tell Cece I'm wearing the protection necklace she gave me 1439 01:34:38,579 --> 01:34:40,682 and I keep putting my shoes under the bed like she told me to. 1440 01:34:43,253 --> 01:34:48,253