0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 1 00:00:01,050 --> 00:00:20,666 2 00:00:23,230 --> 00:00:25,331 - MAN: Hello, Junior. - (BELL DINGS) 3 00:00:29,031 --> 00:00:31,899 - (MAN LAUGHS) - (TV, INDISTINCT) 4 00:00:39,065 --> 00:00:40,230 (BOY ON TV LAUGHS) 5 00:00:40,232 --> 00:00:42,399 - (MAN LAUGHS) - Magic trick. 6 00:00:44,832 --> 00:00:45,798 Oh! 7 00:00:50,733 --> 00:00:54,496 You guys. That poor kid might have really gotten hurt. 8 00:00:54,498 --> 00:00:56,930 Oh, sweetie. It's hilarious. 9 00:00:56,932 --> 00:01:01,129 - (HORN BLARES) - Okay, we are late. I gotta go. 10 00:01:01,131 --> 00:01:03,165 Thanks for taking care of her, Dad. 11 00:01:03,167 --> 00:01:04,997 Bye, Rudie. I love you. 12 00:01:04,999 --> 00:01:07,297 Bye, Chickenbutt. 13 00:01:07,299 --> 00:01:09,531 Let's get one of us both. 14 00:01:09,533 --> 00:01:11,767 - Okay. - Okay. 15 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,164 MAN: (ON TV) There's no place like Magic Land. 16 00:01:18,166 --> 00:01:20,432 RUDIE: That looks fun. 17 00:01:20,434 --> 00:01:22,264 Of course, I can't go. 18 00:01:22,266 --> 00:01:26,902 Oh, it's all hype anyway. You make your own fun. 19 00:01:27,666 --> 00:01:32,099 Besides, amusement parks these days... 20 00:01:32,101 --> 00:01:35,765 Let's just say Magic Land lost its magic a long time ago. 21 00:01:35,767 --> 00:01:38,866 Or for the best deal, purchase a memb... 22 00:01:38,868 --> 00:01:40,902 And I should know. 23 00:01:43,468 --> 00:01:45,498 Your mom ever tell you that your old papaw 24 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:48,535 owned one of the greatest amusement parks of all time? 25 00:01:50,202 --> 00:01:52,465 - She didn't? - No. 26 00:01:52,467 --> 00:01:56,668 What? It was epic. That's my damn legacy. 27 00:01:57,968 --> 00:02:00,300 Yeah, this was when I was living 28 00:02:00,302 --> 00:02:02,701 up in the woods near Calico Ridge. 29 00:02:02,703 --> 00:02:05,468 Oof! It was a wild time. 30 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,432 (ANIMAL GROWLING) 31 00:02:09,434 --> 00:02:12,000 (SIGHS) 32 00:02:12,002 --> 00:02:13,500 Things could be worse. 33 00:02:13,502 --> 00:02:15,899 My next-door neighbor was an alcoholic bear 34 00:02:15,901 --> 00:02:19,902 who would sneak into my yard and try to kill me for my beer. 35 00:02:20,603 --> 00:02:22,900 Yep, true story. 36 00:02:22,902 --> 00:02:25,170 Go on. Go away. 37 00:02:25,803 --> 00:02:29,534 Go away. No, no, no. Come on. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. 38 00:02:29,536 --> 00:02:32,368 Don't be a prick. Don't you be a prick. 39 00:02:32,370 --> 00:02:34,036 (ROARS) 40 00:02:35,570 --> 00:02:38,701 He was a persistent little bastard too. 41 00:02:38,703 --> 00:02:40,602 I would have shared the beer with him, 42 00:02:40,604 --> 00:02:43,068 but he was kind of an angry drunk. 43 00:02:43,070 --> 00:02:45,834 No, no, no, no. Go, go, go, go. 44 00:02:45,836 --> 00:02:47,570 Good boy. 45 00:02:59,037 --> 00:03:00,437 (YELLS) 46 00:03:04,137 --> 00:03:06,372 (GROANS) 47 00:03:08,437 --> 00:03:10,404 Oh, fuck. 48 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:27,703 - Come on, Papaw. - What? That's how it happened. 49 00:03:27,705 --> 00:03:29,105 Honest Injun. 50 00:03:30,705 --> 00:03:33,738 Guess you can't say that anymore. 51 00:03:34,505 --> 00:03:36,403 Those days were different. 52 00:03:36,405 --> 00:03:38,404 There weren't so many rules. 53 00:03:38,406 --> 00:03:41,202 Kids were allowed just to be kids 54 00:03:41,204 --> 00:03:43,238 and do what kids love to do. 55 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:47,373 Dumb, crazy shit they might regret. 56 00:03:54,473 --> 00:03:56,437 Action Point was my baby. 57 00:03:56,439 --> 00:03:58,670 I built her from the ground up. 58 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:00,437 It wasn't some huge monster park, 59 00:04:00,439 --> 00:04:02,104 just a couple of slides and rides, 60 00:04:02,106 --> 00:04:05,473 but all the kids in town loved it. 61 00:04:06,907 --> 00:04:08,871 And the ones who had nowhere to go 62 00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:11,838 and no one to look after 'em, well, I put 'em to work. 63 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,374 I called them the Shitbirds. 64 00:04:14,807 --> 00:04:17,771 There was Ziffel. He was our chief engineer. 65 00:04:17,773 --> 00:04:20,941 Stiv worked security. 66 00:04:21,474 --> 00:04:22,770 Don't fuck with me. 67 00:04:22,772 --> 00:04:25,905 Four Finger Annie was our ride supervisor. 68 00:04:25,907 --> 00:04:28,906 Rodney, he was the numbers guy. 69 00:04:28,908 --> 00:04:31,605 Hot Headed Pete was in charge of complaining. 70 00:04:31,607 --> 00:04:34,272 Can someone help me with this? Hello? 71 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,105 And then there was Killer. 72 00:04:36,107 --> 00:04:39,772 He wasn't exactly a kid and he wasn't on the payroll, 73 00:04:39,774 --> 00:04:41,373 but he did come every day 74 00:04:41,375 --> 00:04:44,173 to pick fights with random strangers. 75 00:04:44,175 --> 00:04:45,973 Never a dull moment. 76 00:04:45,975 --> 00:04:47,073 To be honest, 77 00:04:47,075 --> 00:04:50,107 I think he escaped from a mental hospital. 78 00:04:50,109 --> 00:04:53,572 Anyhoo, the park bordered the Calico River, 79 00:04:53,574 --> 00:04:56,106 so we had water activities too. 80 00:04:56,108 --> 00:04:59,107 And your Great Uncle Benny was in charge down there. 81 00:04:59,109 --> 00:05:02,007 Not one single person ever drowned on his watch 82 00:05:02,009 --> 00:05:02,941 most of the time. 83 00:05:02,943 --> 00:05:04,672 - And I looked up... - Help! 84 00:05:04,674 --> 00:05:07,873 ...and I saw her vagina staring me right in the eye. 85 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:11,307 And I knew, like, "No, this is not just for peeing. 86 00:05:11,309 --> 00:05:12,974 This is for something else." 87 00:05:12,976 --> 00:05:16,407 Up until then I thought babies came out of the butt. 88 00:05:16,409 --> 00:05:18,374 Everyone loved to hear his stories, 89 00:05:18,376 --> 00:05:20,542 none of which I will share with you, young lady. 90 00:05:20,544 --> 00:05:22,007 Help me! 91 00:05:22,009 --> 00:05:23,873 Back then there was a little thing 92 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:26,407 called personal responsibility. 93 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,708 If you screwed up and got hurt, 94 00:05:28,710 --> 00:05:31,542 you didn't call no lawyer or the media. 95 00:05:31,544 --> 00:05:33,107 You just dusted yourself off 96 00:05:33,109 --> 00:05:36,110 and bragged about it to your dumb little buddies. 97 00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:45,241 That sounds awesome. What happened to it? 98 00:05:45,243 --> 00:05:46,975 (TOILET FLUSHES) 99 00:05:46,977 --> 00:05:49,011 Oh. 100 00:05:49,311 --> 00:05:52,075 Well, that's a long story. 101 00:05:52,077 --> 00:05:55,077 But we have all afternoon, right? 102 00:05:55,978 --> 00:05:58,443 Well, you're absolutely right. 103 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,679 Hey, speaking of... 104 00:06:02,246 --> 00:06:06,045 Who wants a little mani-pedi? I mean, it's just us girls. 105 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:20,010 GIRL: Go, go, go! 106 00:06:20,012 --> 00:06:22,112 Lay off the brakes, asshole. 107 00:06:25,879 --> 00:06:28,979 - GIRL: Whoo-hoo! - Here, boss. 108 00:06:33,144 --> 00:06:36,543 Goddamn it, Lumpy. What were you trying to do? 109 00:06:36,545 --> 00:06:38,812 - I wanted to go faster. - That's fair. 110 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:43,511 Give me that tape. 111 00:06:43,513 --> 00:06:45,243 (TAPE RIPPING) 112 00:06:45,245 --> 00:06:46,313 Just hold it. 113 00:06:47,745 --> 00:06:50,746 Give her the old criss-cross apple sauce. 114 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:56,113 All right, that'll hold her for a bit, Merle. 115 00:06:58,679 --> 00:07:02,345 Now, let me take a look at that thing. 116 00:07:02,347 --> 00:07:04,580 Whoo-wee! Mmm. 117 00:07:06,747 --> 00:07:07,712 Going to... 118 00:07:07,714 --> 00:07:09,213 There we go. 119 00:07:10,547 --> 00:07:12,112 (GRUNTS) 120 00:07:12,114 --> 00:07:14,311 What? That's what it was invented for in Vietnam. 121 00:07:14,313 --> 00:07:17,044 Better than stitches, stronger than skin. 122 00:07:17,046 --> 00:07:19,314 - You're gonna be all right. - (GRUNTS) 123 00:07:20,382 --> 00:07:22,812 Where the hell's Rodney? 124 00:07:22,814 --> 00:07:24,614 Rodney! 125 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,216 - You wanted to see me? - Yeah. 126 00:07:32,114 --> 00:07:34,445 Something's off. I see our regular kids. 127 00:07:34,447 --> 00:07:38,212 But where's the fresh fish? What's our attendance today? 128 00:07:38,214 --> 00:07:41,547 Down about 45%. Pretty close to my projections. 129 00:07:41,549 --> 00:07:44,949 It could be worse, considering 7 Parks just opened. 130 00:07:46,281 --> 00:07:48,512 The new amusement park a half hour's drive from here. 131 00:07:48,514 --> 00:07:51,513 I told you they were building it all last winter. 132 00:07:51,515 --> 00:07:54,614 That's not my listening season. You should have told me louder. 133 00:07:54,616 --> 00:07:59,347 You heard me. It's just that selective proactivity of yours. 134 00:07:59,349 --> 00:08:01,450 Get lost, Rodney. 135 00:08:12,049 --> 00:08:15,348 Hello there. Any of you work here? 136 00:08:15,350 --> 00:08:18,014 Yeah, not if we can help it. (CHUCKLES) 137 00:08:18,016 --> 00:08:22,747 Oh, I see. I'm Greg Knoblach with Trustwood Developments. 138 00:08:22,749 --> 00:08:24,983 You've probably seen my billboards. 139 00:08:26,484 --> 00:08:28,214 Huh? 140 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:31,481 Okay. I was looking for D.C. 141 00:08:31,483 --> 00:08:33,549 Well, lookee here. Old Knoblick. 142 00:08:33,551 --> 00:08:37,449 It's Knoblach, and that wasn't even funny in high school. 143 00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:40,749 D.C., the chairlift broke again. 144 00:08:40,751 --> 00:08:43,216 - D.C.: Oh, shit. - Help me! 145 00:08:43,218 --> 00:08:44,852 Rodney! 146 00:08:45,351 --> 00:08:47,183 Amazing. (LAUGHS) 147 00:08:47,185 --> 00:08:48,915 Anyway, back to why I'm here. 148 00:08:48,917 --> 00:08:51,849 I suppose you probably heard you got some competition in town now. 149 00:08:51,851 --> 00:08:54,182 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know all about 7 Narcs. 150 00:08:54,184 --> 00:08:57,083 Yeah. Here, take a look at those, kids. 151 00:08:57,085 --> 00:08:59,450 They've got log flumes, roller coasters, 152 00:08:59,452 --> 00:09:02,184 and a chairlift that actually works. 153 00:09:02,186 --> 00:09:03,583 Mm-hm. 154 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:05,282 My son Travis just took a job there for the summer. 155 00:09:05,284 --> 00:09:07,150 Little cocksucker. (CLEARS THROAT) 156 00:09:07,152 --> 00:09:10,352 Looks like a big, bright, shiny corporate asshole to me. 157 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:13,853 Okay, listen, D.C. 158 00:09:14,585 --> 00:09:17,451 - GIRL: What's he got in here? - KNOBLACH: I got friends at the bank. 159 00:09:17,453 --> 00:09:21,086 So I know you took out a loan on this place last year. 160 00:09:21,651 --> 00:09:23,785 What was it, 100,000? 161 00:09:24,119 --> 00:09:26,420 How are you ever gonna pay that off? 162 00:09:27,152 --> 00:09:28,850 Let me find a buyer for your land. 163 00:09:28,852 --> 00:09:31,320 It's not gonna be easy, but I'm sure I can find somebody. 164 00:09:32,985 --> 00:09:35,416 Well, look, Nodgecock, 165 00:09:35,418 --> 00:09:38,184 I didn't build this place for you or the bank. 166 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:40,184 I built it for the kids. 167 00:09:40,186 --> 00:09:44,351 So I'm not selling to any of you fanny-blowers. 168 00:09:44,353 --> 00:09:45,252 Good day. 169 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:47,252 (LAUGHTER) 170 00:09:47,686 --> 00:09:49,119 Hey. Hey! 171 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:53,955 Hey, those are Cubans. Give me that. Give me that. 172 00:09:55,255 --> 00:09:57,887 You're lucky we saved your people in that war. 173 00:09:58,821 --> 00:10:03,821 OLD D.C.: And that's about the time your mom arrived for the summer. 174 00:10:17,020 --> 00:10:18,222 (GASPS) 175 00:10:19,222 --> 00:10:21,219 - Chickenbutt! Hi. - Hi! 176 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:24,154 Oh, I'm so glad to see you. 177 00:10:24,788 --> 00:10:27,022 Oh. I recognize those. 178 00:10:29,054 --> 00:10:31,654 How's your mom? Still hate me? 179 00:10:31,656 --> 00:10:34,189 Still with that guy, the physical therapist? 180 00:10:34,556 --> 00:10:37,254 She doesn't hate you, and you know he's a doctor. 181 00:10:37,256 --> 00:10:39,489 Yeah, that's what he says. 182 00:10:40,589 --> 00:10:42,857 All right, baby. 183 00:10:43,723 --> 00:10:45,588 Well, let's hit it. 184 00:10:48,990 --> 00:10:52,021 You remember this one? You used to love it when you were a kid. 185 00:10:52,023 --> 00:10:55,291 (♫ MAN SINGING ON TAPE ♫) 186 00:10:58,190 --> 00:11:00,890 Here. 187 00:11:02,624 --> 00:11:03,955 Listen to this. 188 00:11:07,657 --> 00:11:09,723 (♫ THE CLASH: "JANIE JONES" ♫) 189 00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:13,491 Beat's good, but the lead singer sounds kind of harelipped. 190 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:17,587 - They're called The Clash. - Ah, The Clash. 191 00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:20,589 They're playing New York. A lot of my friends are going. 192 00:11:20,591 --> 00:11:22,324 It's no big deal. 193 00:11:24,124 --> 00:11:25,689 They're actually all right. 194 00:11:25,691 --> 00:11:28,588 Hey, well, I think their tour's coming through LA. 195 00:11:28,590 --> 00:11:31,823 You think maybe we could check 'em out? 196 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:34,058 Sure. We got all summer. 197 00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:41,492 Home sweet home. 198 00:11:43,925 --> 00:11:46,226 House looks the same. 199 00:11:47,525 --> 00:11:50,259 D.C.: Spent a little time cleaning her up. 200 00:11:51,491 --> 00:11:53,959 I got the luggage. Don't worry about it. 201 00:11:57,725 --> 00:11:59,290 - Draw. - (GUNSHOT) 202 00:11:59,292 --> 00:12:01,593 Huh. Too slow. 203 00:12:03,459 --> 00:12:05,991 - Boogie! - Benny! Oh, my God! 204 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:09,159 The hell you doing here? You're supposed to be at the lagoon. 205 00:12:12,026 --> 00:12:14,626 I don't believe it. You blossomed. 206 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:19,523 Um, I'm gonna go unpack. 207 00:12:19,525 --> 00:12:22,458 - You gotta see my new hatchet. - D.C.: Oh, Jesus. 208 00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:24,757 I invented this game. It's called Kill the White Man. 209 00:12:24,759 --> 00:12:26,657 You think this shirt makes me look fat? 210 00:12:26,659 --> 00:12:28,857 I don't really care if it does. It's rad. 211 00:12:28,859 --> 00:12:31,027 I stole it from my sister. 212 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,858 Oh, please, Dad. It's a tampon. 213 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:43,225 Do not swear at me, young lady. 214 00:12:43,227 --> 00:12:44,825 It's fine. It's totally natural. 215 00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:48,591 She left Action Point a child. She returned a woman. 216 00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:51,193 - (SNAPS FINGERS) - All right, that's it. Back to the lagoon. 217 00:12:52,159 --> 00:12:54,059 Come by and see me later, Boogie. 218 00:12:54,061 --> 00:12:56,159 We'll gab like little schoolgirls. 219 00:12:56,161 --> 00:12:57,993 - Okay, Benny. - BENNY: Bye. 220 00:12:58,994 --> 00:13:00,592 He's a peach. 221 00:13:00,594 --> 00:13:03,491 Oh, God. I'm gonna go. Are you Okay? 222 00:13:03,493 --> 00:13:06,928 Um, actually... Well, no. No, it can wait. 223 00:13:07,262 --> 00:13:09,326 - You sure? - Yeah. I'm gonna get a shower. 224 00:13:09,328 --> 00:13:11,692 I'll come find you later. We can talk then. 225 00:13:11,694 --> 00:13:13,393 Okay. Um... 226 00:13:13,395 --> 00:13:16,960 Oh, we got a rogue bear around here, so keep an eye out. 227 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:20,194 There's some bear repellent over next to the hairspray. 228 00:13:20,196 --> 00:13:22,194 But don't get 'em mixed up. 229 00:13:22,196 --> 00:13:24,093 - Draw. - (GUNSHOT) 230 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,694 Too slow. 231 00:13:25,696 --> 00:13:27,927 RUDIE: Sounds like my mom's worst nightmare. 232 00:13:27,929 --> 00:13:29,593 Well, it wasn't back then. 233 00:13:29,595 --> 00:13:34,093 She wasn't the uptight... excellent mother she is now. 234 00:13:34,095 --> 00:13:36,329 She was pretty normal. 235 00:13:38,130 --> 00:13:40,060 Come on, I was gonna paint your nails. 236 00:13:40,062 --> 00:13:41,561 - You don't wanna... - Papaw. 237 00:13:41,563 --> 00:13:45,297 You... Oh. Oh, Okay. Suit yourself. 238 00:13:51,895 --> 00:13:53,428 (GIGGLES) 239 00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:56,364 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. My tootsies are ticklish. 240 00:13:56,930 --> 00:13:59,996 Nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. No! 241 00:13:59,998 --> 00:14:01,962 Ooh. Ooh, you touched 'em. 242 00:14:01,964 --> 00:14:03,961 - Ooh. - It looks good. 243 00:14:03,963 --> 00:14:06,496 - It's an improvement. - Ooh. 244 00:14:09,563 --> 00:14:11,597 (YELLS) 245 00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:18,061 - Smartass. - All right, let's do this. 246 00:14:18,063 --> 00:14:20,331 Boogie, it's on you. 247 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,530 You ready, Stiv? 248 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:26,895 Okay. 249 00:14:26,897 --> 00:14:28,062 (LAUGHS) 250 00:14:28,064 --> 00:14:30,765 Three, two, one! 251 00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:33,129 (LAUGHTER) 252 00:14:33,131 --> 00:14:36,464 - D.C.: It works! - BOOGIE: Sorry, Stiv! 253 00:14:37,199 --> 00:14:38,731 She's not sorry. 254 00:14:39,298 --> 00:14:40,597 KILLER: Hey, D.C. 255 00:14:41,366 --> 00:14:43,196 - (YELPS) - KILLER: Relax, Pete. 256 00:14:43,198 --> 00:14:46,863 It's not gonna hurt you. Just a baby snake. 257 00:14:46,865 --> 00:14:49,631 - Oh, my God. - Found him out in the woodpile. 258 00:14:49,633 --> 00:14:51,866 What do you think, D.C.? Can I keep him? 259 00:14:52,199 --> 00:14:54,966 Sure, Killer. Just get him the hell out of here. 260 00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:56,464 Awesome. 261 00:14:56,466 --> 00:14:59,831 Hey, D.C., not so awesome is that snake 262 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:02,466 came from underneath the last piece of lumber we got. 263 00:15:02,866 --> 00:15:06,197 Oh, damn. We need that wood for the rides. 264 00:15:06,199 --> 00:15:08,765 How we looking on funds, Rodney? 265 00:15:10,299 --> 00:15:11,697 Well, no problem. 266 00:15:11,699 --> 00:15:15,198 We can go get some more after closing tonight. 267 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,665 I know a place we can get it on credit. 268 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,234 Get back to it. 269 00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:23,732 BENNY: Siouxie, come on. 270 00:15:23,734 --> 00:15:26,167 D.C.: Let's go. Let's load her up. 271 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,832 Are we in? 272 00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:32,000 - PETE: We're in. - All right. Let's go. 273 00:15:32,002 --> 00:15:33,434 (ZIFFEL WHISTLES) 274 00:15:36,601 --> 00:15:39,433 D.C.: Ugh. This place gives me the creeps. 275 00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:46,302 All right, hand me the key. 276 00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:54,366 Come on. Come on, Siouxie. Good girl. 277 00:15:54,368 --> 00:15:56,602 Good girl, Siouxie. 278 00:15:58,167 --> 00:15:59,366 (DOG BARKING) 279 00:15:59,368 --> 00:16:01,600 Look, Siouxie. Look, Siouxie. 280 00:16:01,602 --> 00:16:03,965 Oh, who's that? Oh, he's so handsome. 281 00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:05,901 You get him. Good girl. 282 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:12,169 Oh, you get him. Go on. Good girl, Siouxie. 283 00:16:22,069 --> 00:16:24,536 Whoa. 284 00:16:28,803 --> 00:16:29,867 (BARKS) 285 00:16:29,869 --> 00:16:31,369 D.C.: Come on, guys. Let's go! 286 00:16:31,371 --> 00:16:34,634 - ZIFFEL: We're going. - (GRUNTING) 287 00:16:34,636 --> 00:16:36,335 PETE: Just shove it. 288 00:16:36,337 --> 00:16:39,571 Watch out, Rodney. Move your ass. Get the goddamn... 289 00:16:41,535 --> 00:16:43,735 - Just move. - Fucking... Give me that. 290 00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:45,636 Damn it. 291 00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:48,837 Keep it moving. 292 00:16:54,838 --> 00:16:56,871 Motherfucker. 293 00:16:57,703 --> 00:17:01,271 (CHATTERING) 294 00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:25,873 (GRUNTS) 295 00:17:27,905 --> 00:17:28,836 (UNZIPS PANTS) 296 00:17:28,838 --> 00:17:31,240 - (CHUCKLING) - (URINATING) 297 00:17:34,239 --> 00:17:35,203 (ZIPS UP) 298 00:17:35,205 --> 00:17:36,572 (GASPS) 299 00:17:37,172 --> 00:17:39,805 - Shh. - What are you doing? 300 00:17:40,205 --> 00:17:41,572 Come on. 301 00:17:42,439 --> 00:17:44,672 (INDISTINCT VOICES) 302 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,871 KNOBLACH: I talked to the mayor. 303 00:17:47,873 --> 00:17:50,603 We are talking about a very big deal here. 304 00:17:50,605 --> 00:17:52,403 I don't want you standing out there 305 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,138 with your balls in the wind. 306 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,505 Take my word for it, 307 00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:57,271 as soon as this guy misses his next payment, 308 00:17:57,273 --> 00:18:00,037 you are getting Action Point at short sale prices, 309 00:18:00,039 --> 00:18:01,906 with no other bidders. 310 00:18:02,572 --> 00:18:04,338 You can trust me on this... 311 00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:06,405 - What you doing? - Sorry, D.C. 312 00:18:06,407 --> 00:18:09,605 My tummy gets upset when we do black ops. 313 00:18:09,607 --> 00:18:10,541 Dad? 314 00:18:11,239 --> 00:18:13,505 - No, no. - BOOGIE: What? What? 315 00:18:13,507 --> 00:18:15,006 - Go, go, go. - (ALARM RINGS) 316 00:18:26,507 --> 00:18:29,405 Siouxie! Siouxie! Come on, Siouxie Sioux! 317 00:18:29,407 --> 00:18:31,375 Sioux! Siouxie Sioux! 318 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,273 D.C.: Get in the truck! 319 00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:38,439 Siouxie! Siouxie! Siouxie Sioux! Siouxie, come on, girl. 320 00:18:38,441 --> 00:18:41,007 - Come on, Siouxie. - ALL: Come on! 321 00:18:41,009 --> 00:18:43,407 Come on, baby. Good girl. 322 00:18:43,409 --> 00:18:45,642 - BOOGIE: Come on! - D.C.: Let's go! 323 00:18:46,308 --> 00:18:47,739 - Get her in. - Get the dog. 324 00:18:47,741 --> 00:18:49,709 - I got her. Let's go. - Come on! 325 00:18:52,741 --> 00:18:56,805 Knoblach thinks he's selling our place to those 7 Park pricks. 326 00:18:56,807 --> 00:18:59,374 ZIFFEL: Hey, why is your dog's ass wet? 327 00:19:01,142 --> 00:19:03,607 OLD D.C.: I knew I had to come up with a big idea, 328 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,174 an idea that would catch fire 329 00:19:05,176 --> 00:19:08,607 and help us compete with those corporate douchebags. 330 00:19:08,609 --> 00:19:11,107 But, whew, it wasn't easy. 331 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,540 Thinking is not my superpower. 332 00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:16,906 (D.C. IMITATES BOMB FALLING, EXPLODING) 333 00:19:16,908 --> 00:19:18,676 (CLATTERING) 334 00:19:22,510 --> 00:19:24,743 (D.C. GRUNTS) 335 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,811 - (♫ D.C. HUMMING ♫) - (CLATTERING) 336 00:19:42,411 --> 00:19:45,508 Ooh. Oh! 337 00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:47,077 Goddamn it. 338 00:19:56,178 --> 00:19:58,411 (♫ D.C. HUMS ♫) 339 00:20:00,544 --> 00:20:02,778 (HOWLING) 340 00:20:07,212 --> 00:20:09,445 (GROWLS) 341 00:20:10,579 --> 00:20:11,713 Hi, Boogie. 342 00:20:16,412 --> 00:20:18,144 (YELLS) 343 00:20:18,146 --> 00:20:20,479 (SPLASHING) 344 00:20:32,711 --> 00:20:35,311 - Come on. We need more slack. - It's coming. 345 00:20:35,313 --> 00:20:37,710 You guys are supposed to be cleaning the slide. What the hell are you doing? 346 00:20:37,712 --> 00:20:40,544 Yeah, we're gonna power-wash it. 347 00:20:40,546 --> 00:20:43,948 Fucking stupid cart. Fuck! 348 00:20:45,212 --> 00:20:46,180 On Pete? 349 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:47,714 Yeah. 350 00:20:49,847 --> 00:20:52,977 So, uh, how are the numbers, Rodney? How are we looking? 351 00:20:52,979 --> 00:20:57,244 - RODNEY: Attendance is up. - That's good. How much? 352 00:20:57,246 --> 00:20:59,180 - RODNEY: 1%. - D.C.: Oh. 353 00:20:59,914 --> 00:21:04,014 Well, sounds like we gotta up our game. 354 00:21:04,648 --> 00:21:07,848 - Hey, Pete! - What? 355 00:21:09,347 --> 00:21:11,048 ALL: Whoa! 356 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,279 - Oh, shit. - Sorry, D.C. 357 00:21:15,281 --> 00:21:16,847 Holy shit. 358 00:21:19,348 --> 00:21:22,714 (LAUGHS) Holy shit. 359 00:21:24,581 --> 00:21:28,281 OLD D.C.: Sometimes I get my best ideas when I'm freshly concussed. 360 00:21:28,815 --> 00:21:31,247 As I was lying on my back on the verge of a seizure, 361 00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,282 something happened. 362 00:21:34,147 --> 00:21:38,514 It was a damned epiphany, a real eureka moment. 363 00:21:42,016 --> 00:21:45,015 Are you Okay? It was Ziffel's idea. 364 00:21:45,748 --> 00:21:48,815 Action Point team meeting. Let's go. 365 00:21:50,482 --> 00:21:53,883 All right, everybody. Listen up. 366 00:21:54,749 --> 00:21:57,348 - Ow. Shit. - (LAUGHTER) 367 00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,547 All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 368 00:22:00,549 --> 00:22:03,848 We're not in trouble because I think I got this, all right? 369 00:22:03,850 --> 00:22:06,780 What this place needs is an excitement enema. 370 00:22:06,782 --> 00:22:08,947 7 Parks may have taken our customers, 371 00:22:08,949 --> 00:22:10,549 but we can take 'em right back. 372 00:22:10,916 --> 00:22:12,414 So what we're gonna do 373 00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:14,649 is we're gonna make this place fast and loose, 374 00:22:14,915 --> 00:22:16,515 teach these little cooter-flutes 375 00:22:16,517 --> 00:22:19,414 to use a little hand-eye coordination for a change. 376 00:22:19,416 --> 00:22:22,248 We'll let 7 Parks be about what you can't do. 377 00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:24,815 Action Point is gonna be about what you can do. 378 00:22:24,817 --> 00:22:28,084 - ALL: Yeah! - So what are you going to do? 379 00:22:28,416 --> 00:22:30,415 We're gonna take the brakes off this place. 380 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:34,248 Every ride, every attraction, no rules, no speed limits. 381 00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:37,018 - Just pure fun. - ALL: Yeah! 382 00:22:37,718 --> 00:22:40,915 All right, you Shitbirds, size it up and paste it on a pigeon. 383 00:22:40,917 --> 00:22:43,050 Our ass is getting started right now. 384 00:22:43,052 --> 00:22:44,614 - Let's go! - (♫ ROCK SONG PLAYING ♫) 385 00:22:44,616 --> 00:22:46,081 PETE: After lunch. 386 00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:48,616 Yeah, so, yeah, that's the speed limiter right there. 387 00:22:48,618 --> 00:22:50,218 Well, rip the sucker off. 388 00:22:50,851 --> 00:22:53,585 Ah! You ready, Slappy? 389 00:22:54,884 --> 00:22:56,884 All right, here we go. 390 00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,453 Oh, yeah. 391 00:23:00,852 --> 00:23:04,586 - ZIFFEL: Is he gonna be Okay? - D.C.: He's fine. 392 00:23:08,550 --> 00:23:11,019 And bye-bye, Mr. Brakes. 393 00:23:11,485 --> 00:23:13,118 One, two, three. 394 00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:16,018 (SCREAMS) 395 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,683 Looks good. Who's first? 396 00:23:18,685 --> 00:23:20,918 I'm breaking this bastard in. 397 00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:24,354 (YELLS) 398 00:23:26,251 --> 00:23:30,052 - Oh, my God! - Hope that's a strong line. 399 00:23:34,386 --> 00:23:38,319 Oh, fuck! 400 00:23:43,953 --> 00:23:45,886 PETE: What the fuck? 401 00:23:49,454 --> 00:23:51,351 (YELLS) 402 00:23:51,353 --> 00:23:53,952 All right, this is called the loop-dee-loop. 403 00:23:53,954 --> 00:23:59,654 "Oh, I'm walking up the steps and I'm in. Whoa!" 404 00:24:00,521 --> 00:24:02,287 Yeah? All right. 405 00:24:02,954 --> 00:24:05,222 - Give Daddy a little push. - Good luck. 406 00:24:10,855 --> 00:24:12,353 Whoa! 407 00:24:12,355 --> 00:24:14,087 (♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫) 408 00:24:20,188 --> 00:24:22,690 (WHOOPS) 409 00:24:25,721 --> 00:24:27,955 (GROANS) 410 00:24:29,788 --> 00:24:31,056 (CHUCKLES) 411 00:24:31,589 --> 00:24:33,085 - PETE: Fuck. - Ow. 412 00:24:33,087 --> 00:24:36,787 - Holy shit, that was amazing. - You want this? 413 00:24:36,789 --> 00:24:39,687 D.C.: I think you're gonna have to feather it a little 414 00:24:39,689 --> 00:24:41,590 on that last turn. 415 00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:44,188 - I'm next. - PETE: Fuck you. I'm next. 416 00:24:45,255 --> 00:24:46,821 - Help me up. - You Okay, boss? 417 00:24:46,823 --> 00:24:48,457 Ow. 418 00:24:50,122 --> 00:24:52,855 - Thanks. - BENNY: That was incredible. 419 00:25:11,357 --> 00:25:13,887 Have you tethered any of that down yet? Damn it. 420 00:25:13,889 --> 00:25:15,823 Yeah, yeah, I'm working on it. 421 00:25:16,624 --> 00:25:20,290 Shouldn't we be facing the water in case someone needs help? 422 00:25:20,691 --> 00:25:22,857 Ah, let God sort 'em out. 423 00:25:29,758 --> 00:25:31,355 Dude, what the fuck? 424 00:25:31,357 --> 00:25:34,156 It's like one continuous train wreck. 425 00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:35,790 Now, to the untrained eye, 426 00:25:35,792 --> 00:25:38,621 all this might look dangerous and haphazard, 427 00:25:38,623 --> 00:25:43,725 but your father is an artiste and this is his canvas. 428 00:25:44,859 --> 00:25:46,326 Oh! 429 00:25:46,992 --> 00:25:49,858 I want to talk to him about something, but... 430 00:25:51,225 --> 00:25:53,923 I'm kind of dreading it. I mean, it's not a big deal. 431 00:25:53,925 --> 00:25:57,091 It's just... he may think it's a big deal. 432 00:25:57,925 --> 00:26:00,023 It's just Mom travels so much with work, 433 00:26:00,025 --> 00:26:02,858 and her boyfriend looks after me most of the time. 434 00:26:03,326 --> 00:26:06,958 He floated the idea and Mom liked it, and... 435 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,226 What is it? 436 00:26:10,492 --> 00:26:13,057 That he become an official legal guardian of mine, 437 00:26:13,059 --> 00:26:15,457 and I need Dad to sign the papers. 438 00:26:15,459 --> 00:26:17,392 Holy shit. Really? 439 00:26:17,394 --> 00:26:19,091 Mmm. 440 00:26:19,093 --> 00:26:21,591 Whoa. No, no, no, no, no. 441 00:26:21,593 --> 00:26:24,259 Your dad is not gonna like that at all. 442 00:26:24,861 --> 00:26:26,124 Look, I thought I had problems, 443 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:28,824 but you, young lady, you have problems. 444 00:26:28,826 --> 00:26:30,361 Shut up, Benny. 445 00:26:31,495 --> 00:26:34,624 It'll work itself out. It always does. 446 00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:36,660 Oh, whoa! 447 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,194 - Jeez! - ANNIE: I'm sorry. 448 00:26:42,194 --> 00:26:46,525 Do you work here? Does anybody work here? 449 00:26:46,527 --> 00:26:48,326 Yeah, yeah. 450 00:26:48,328 --> 00:26:52,659 My son is stuck up there and he won't come down. 451 00:26:52,661 --> 00:26:56,527 - Please, just do something. - Absolutely. 452 00:26:57,461 --> 00:27:00,128 Get down from there, you little bastard! 453 00:27:02,895 --> 00:27:04,027 - No! - Walk it off. 454 00:27:04,029 --> 00:27:05,996 Whoo! 455 00:27:12,429 --> 00:27:16,326 - BOY: That was fucking awesome. - You deserved that. 456 00:27:16,328 --> 00:27:19,825 This place should be closed down. 457 00:27:19,827 --> 00:27:21,929 Come on, Leslie. 458 00:27:23,762 --> 00:27:26,593 - What'd she say? - She said, "Come on, Leslie." 459 00:27:26,595 --> 00:27:28,027 D.C.: Before that. 460 00:27:28,029 --> 00:27:30,463 She said this place should be closed down. 461 00:27:30,828 --> 00:27:32,429 She may be right. 462 00:27:33,662 --> 00:27:37,894 This place is a lawless, reckless free-for-all, 463 00:27:37,896 --> 00:27:40,097 and people need to know about it. 464 00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:48,329 So why are we boycotting our own park? 465 00:27:48,331 --> 00:27:50,961 Because there's no better publicity than a boycott. 466 00:27:50,963 --> 00:27:54,395 Remember the big grape boycott that helped the farm workers? 467 00:27:54,397 --> 00:27:57,162 Yeah. Yeah, we studied it this year. 468 00:27:57,164 --> 00:27:58,827 Grape sales went through the roof 469 00:27:58,829 --> 00:28:00,229 'cause all anybody ever heard 470 00:28:00,231 --> 00:28:02,728 was the word "grape" over and over again. 471 00:28:02,730 --> 00:28:05,162 PETE: And why the shit are we dressed like this? 472 00:28:05,164 --> 00:28:07,230 D.C.: So we blend in, Pete. 473 00:28:07,232 --> 00:28:09,531 (♫ WAYLON JENNINGS: "AIN'T NO GOD IN MEXICO" ♫) 474 00:28:28,032 --> 00:28:29,630 (SONG FADES) 475 00:28:29,632 --> 00:28:32,229 OLD D.C.: Knoblach was greasing the wheels all over town, 476 00:28:32,231 --> 00:28:34,863 trying to steal away Action Point's land. 477 00:28:34,865 --> 00:28:37,829 - He even had the mayor in his hip pocket. - Thank you. 478 00:28:37,831 --> 00:28:40,830 A very exciting day here today. 479 00:28:40,832 --> 00:28:44,129 And I would like to applaud Trustwood Developments 480 00:28:44,131 --> 00:28:47,963 for all their efforts on helping us revitalize 481 00:28:47,965 --> 00:28:50,865 downtown Calico Ridge. 482 00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:54,030 But what are you going to do about Action Point? 483 00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:55,000 Yeah. 484 00:28:55,599 --> 00:28:57,330 - Excuse me? - Action Point. 485 00:28:57,332 --> 00:29:00,830 - That place is out of control. - That guy's right. 486 00:29:00,832 --> 00:29:02,829 They just put in a zipline there, 487 00:29:02,831 --> 00:29:05,298 - and all the girls are flashing their titties. - (PEOPLE GASPING) 488 00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:07,132 No, no, I didn't know that. 489 00:29:07,134 --> 00:29:10,601 And beer is so cheap, they're practically giving it away. 490 00:29:11,233 --> 00:29:13,431 D.C.: Action Point is the craziest place 491 00:29:13,433 --> 00:29:15,797 with the most dangerous rides in the world. 492 00:29:15,799 --> 00:29:18,298 - Who do we wanna close? - ALL: Action Point! 493 00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:21,267 - When do we wanna close it? - ALL: After Labor Day. 494 00:29:21,799 --> 00:29:26,165 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Action Point has got to go! 495 00:29:26,167 --> 00:29:27,866 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! 496 00:29:27,868 --> 00:29:29,866 Action Point has got to go! 497 00:29:29,868 --> 00:29:31,634 Hey, hey! Ho, ho! 498 00:29:32,734 --> 00:29:34,099 OLD D.C.: The plan worked. 499 00:29:34,101 --> 00:29:35,898 Word had gotten out that Action Point 500 00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:40,166 was the craziest, rowdiest no-holds-barred amusement park 501 00:29:40,168 --> 00:29:41,999 in the good old US of A. 502 00:29:42,001 --> 00:29:44,534 (♫ ROCK SONG PLAYING ♫) 503 00:29:49,701 --> 00:29:53,666 Slappy added a special ingredient to the cotton candy that day, 504 00:29:53,668 --> 00:29:55,766 and the kids loved it. 505 00:29:55,768 --> 00:29:58,001 (♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫) 506 00:30:06,603 --> 00:30:10,502 This cotton candy's getting quite popular. Okay, Okay, Okay. 507 00:30:13,568 --> 00:30:14,435 (SONG ENDS) 508 00:30:15,836 --> 00:30:18,134 OLD D.C.: And, of course, Knoblach got wind of our good fortune 509 00:30:18,136 --> 00:30:22,333 and he sent his pissant little son Travis over to spy on us. 510 00:30:22,335 --> 00:30:26,602 Jesus. Look at all these fucking pathetic losers. 511 00:30:27,769 --> 00:30:29,735 Hey, here you go, babe. 512 00:30:29,737 --> 00:30:33,338 Nice shorts. Watch where you're going. 513 00:30:34,469 --> 00:30:36,737 Hey, Bobo, check this one. 514 00:30:37,969 --> 00:30:41,402 Hey, has anyone ever told you you look like a Manson Family reject? 515 00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:43,904 Has anyone ever told you to eat a dick? 516 00:30:44,670 --> 00:30:46,570 What the fuck you just say to me? 517 00:30:46,837 --> 00:30:48,368 Hey, shit-eyes, 518 00:30:48,370 --> 00:30:49,567 how about respecting the old personal space, huh? 519 00:30:49,569 --> 00:30:51,335 - (SNARLING) - Siouxie Sioux. 520 00:30:51,337 --> 00:30:54,502 - (BARKS) - Get ahold of your dog, man. 521 00:30:54,504 --> 00:30:57,068 - I don't like this fucking dog. - Let's get out of here. 522 00:30:57,070 --> 00:30:58,801 I don't think she likes you either. 523 00:30:58,803 --> 00:31:00,603 Good fight, though, guys. 524 00:31:00,605 --> 00:31:03,835 - Good girl. - Thanks. That was sweet of you. 525 00:31:03,837 --> 00:31:05,769 - Benny. - I'm Mia. 526 00:31:05,771 --> 00:31:09,503 - This is Siouxie Sioux. - Oh, hey, Siouxie Sioux. 527 00:31:09,505 --> 00:31:12,803 Oh, thank you too, girl. 528 00:31:12,805 --> 00:31:14,268 I love your hatchet. 529 00:31:14,270 --> 00:31:15,969 It's just like the ones that the Franks used 530 00:31:15,971 --> 00:31:17,504 to defeat the Roman Empire. 531 00:31:17,506 --> 00:31:19,370 Really? I love French fries. 532 00:31:19,372 --> 00:31:21,372 - I love French fries too. - Yeah? 533 00:31:22,772 --> 00:31:26,703 What a day. We ran out of beer, corn dogs and toilet paper. 534 00:31:26,705 --> 00:31:29,570 - In that order. - That's right. 535 00:31:29,572 --> 00:31:31,338 Rodney, why don't you send the bank 536 00:31:31,340 --> 00:31:33,537 a nice fat installment on our loan? 537 00:31:33,539 --> 00:31:35,837 Well, there's a little more to it than that, D.C., 538 00:31:35,839 --> 00:31:37,771 but, yeah, I'll take care of it. 539 00:31:37,773 --> 00:31:39,206 Great. 540 00:31:45,872 --> 00:31:48,405 Here. I was just coming to show you this. 541 00:31:50,406 --> 00:31:53,238 - Barry Manilow? - No, no. The Clash. 542 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:56,137 Oh, yeah, these blokes. 543 00:31:56,139 --> 00:31:58,373 So can we still go? 544 00:31:59,339 --> 00:32:02,306 Yeah, all right. I reckon why the hell not? 545 00:32:03,205 --> 00:32:06,904 Hey, D.C.! D.C.! 546 00:32:06,906 --> 00:32:09,139 Oh, hell. 547 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:16,873 BOY: Stop it. 548 00:32:19,573 --> 00:32:24,273 D.C., Lost and Found is for sunglasses, flip-flops. 549 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:26,339 Not little kids, Okay? 550 00:32:26,341 --> 00:32:29,173 Their brothers and sisters just dump them here and run off to the rides. 551 00:32:29,175 --> 00:32:30,607 Okay, just calm down. 552 00:32:30,609 --> 00:32:32,239 We just need to figure out something to do 553 00:32:32,241 --> 00:32:33,641 with these little bastards. 554 00:32:33,875 --> 00:32:37,142 Animals. I used to love that petting zoo you took me to. 555 00:32:37,675 --> 00:32:40,639 Maybe we can do a Kiddieland with a petting zoo. 556 00:32:40,641 --> 00:32:42,272 - Yeah. - Killer's got snakes. 557 00:32:42,274 --> 00:32:44,907 - Oh, well... - Hey, you like snakes? 558 00:32:46,075 --> 00:32:47,475 (MUTTERS) 559 00:32:48,742 --> 00:32:50,673 You're not gonna catch anything. 560 00:32:50,675 --> 00:32:52,807 You're not gonna catch anything. You're a pussy. 561 00:32:52,809 --> 00:32:54,509 That has nothing to do with catching. 562 00:32:54,908 --> 00:32:56,707 PETE: Are you sure peanut butter's a good idea? 563 00:32:56,709 --> 00:33:00,473 Absolutely. Just go to sleep with your eyes open 564 00:33:00,475 --> 00:33:02,207 and say whatever's on your mind. 565 00:33:02,209 --> 00:33:03,541 Yeah. 566 00:33:03,543 --> 00:33:05,041 PETE: Is it near me right now? 567 00:33:05,043 --> 00:33:08,207 He's coming this way. What, are you scared, Pete? 568 00:33:08,209 --> 00:33:10,640 PETE: Yes, I'm terrified. 569 00:33:10,642 --> 00:33:12,242 You look really brave. 570 00:33:12,244 --> 00:33:15,507 - PETE: Eat the peanut butter. - Oh, he's coming. 571 00:33:15,509 --> 00:33:17,374 Grab him. Grab him. 572 00:33:17,376 --> 00:33:19,743 He just dragged his nuts across your face, Pete. 573 00:33:24,477 --> 00:33:26,474 Cage. Give me the cage. 574 00:33:26,476 --> 00:33:28,543 Give me the cage. 575 00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:34,011 Shit. 576 00:33:35,078 --> 00:33:36,642 BENNY: It's a porcupine. 577 00:33:36,644 --> 00:33:39,011 It comes from the Middle French word meaning "thorny pig." 578 00:33:40,311 --> 00:33:41,511 Hold my beer. 579 00:33:42,944 --> 00:33:45,011 You need to charm him, like a lady. 580 00:33:45,543 --> 00:33:48,710 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 581 00:33:48,712 --> 00:33:50,979 Put him in the bucket. Put him in the bucket. 582 00:33:51,478 --> 00:33:53,476 Come on. In. In, in, in. 583 00:33:53,478 --> 00:33:56,008 Ow! (WHIMPERS) 584 00:33:56,010 --> 00:33:59,979 I'm going to just slip one in in case the squirrel's frisky. 585 00:34:02,045 --> 00:34:03,778 Just stay relaxed. 586 00:34:05,412 --> 00:34:07,246 Here. Lookee here. 587 00:34:07,577 --> 00:34:08,976 Yeah. Wait, wait. 588 00:34:08,978 --> 00:34:12,613 There's more where that came from. Lookee here. 589 00:34:13,079 --> 00:34:16,176 - BENNY: Shh. Fucking shut up. - D.C.: Dude, it's in. 590 00:34:16,178 --> 00:34:18,812 - Ow! Ow. Ow. - (SQUEAKS) 591 00:34:19,878 --> 00:34:21,977 PETE: Dude, he likes it. That's disgusting. 592 00:34:21,979 --> 00:34:24,843 Give me the bag. It's totally in your pants. 593 00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:26,279 Hold it in there. Just trap it. 594 00:34:26,879 --> 00:34:29,578 BENNY: Drop it. He'll take it. Don't give him a fright. 595 00:34:30,147 --> 00:34:32,644 - Stand up slow. - I am, I am. 596 00:34:32,646 --> 00:34:34,943 - He's moving. - Shh, shh, shh. 597 00:34:34,945 --> 00:34:37,376 Ow. Ow. Goddamn. 598 00:34:37,378 --> 00:34:39,710 (YELLS) 599 00:34:39,712 --> 00:34:42,378 - D.C. - Oh, we got it! 600 00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:44,312 - Yeah, baby! - Nice job, Benny. 601 00:34:44,314 --> 00:34:45,511 Don't let it out. 602 00:34:45,513 --> 00:34:48,444 - BOOGIE: Okay. - No peeking. You peeking? 603 00:34:48,446 --> 00:34:50,512 - No, they're closed. - Keep 'em closed. 604 00:34:50,514 --> 00:34:54,146 All right, and... voilà! 605 00:34:54,148 --> 00:34:56,648 Kiddieland! 606 00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:00,680 Oh! Um... 607 00:35:03,248 --> 00:35:05,613 It's not exactly how I saw it. 608 00:35:05,615 --> 00:35:07,848 Are you kidding? It's fantastic. 609 00:35:08,547 --> 00:35:11,312 - Oh, my God! Don't touch it. - Sorry. 610 00:35:11,314 --> 00:35:12,514 Dad. 611 00:35:14,113 --> 00:35:15,615 Lookee here. 612 00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:18,713 BOOGIE: Where did you find all this? 613 00:35:18,715 --> 00:35:21,279 D.C.: Well, I bought some and caught some. 614 00:35:21,281 --> 00:35:24,614 - That's really dangerous. - No, no, he's in full control. 615 00:35:24,616 --> 00:35:26,015 He's in control. 616 00:35:27,414 --> 00:35:28,814 All right. 617 00:35:31,082 --> 00:35:32,183 Children... 618 00:35:32,648 --> 00:35:37,148 Boogie. Hey. You wanna hold one? 619 00:35:37,150 --> 00:35:38,580 I'm fine, thanks. 620 00:35:38,582 --> 00:35:40,817 He sure has a way with kids, don't he? 621 00:35:46,282 --> 00:35:47,914 (RINGING TONE) 622 00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:50,580 Channel 7 News. You're speaking to Mia. 623 00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:51,980 I'm looking to buy a merkin. 624 00:35:51,982 --> 00:35:54,149 It's one of them wigs for your vagina. 625 00:35:54,749 --> 00:35:57,613 Benny. I'm at work. 626 00:35:57,615 --> 00:35:59,180 (CHUCKLES) 627 00:35:59,182 --> 00:36:01,513 - Hey, hey! Ho, ho! - Oh, here it is, here it is. 628 00:36:01,515 --> 00:36:03,114 Action Point has got... 629 00:36:03,116 --> 00:36:06,950 - You look like Sean Connery. - Thanks, baby. You're so sweet. 630 00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:11,481 Oh, shit. Here comes my dickhead boss. I gotta go. 631 00:36:11,483 --> 00:36:13,717 - Big hugs. - Bye. Bye. 632 00:36:14,649 --> 00:36:16,483 BOY: Watch out! 633 00:36:22,383 --> 00:36:24,015 Look at those two nestlecocks. 634 00:36:24,017 --> 00:36:27,382 That's like the tenth 7 Parks T-shirt I've seen this week. 635 00:36:27,384 --> 00:36:29,683 Who's shitting down whose chimney now? 636 00:36:29,685 --> 00:36:31,083 Wait a second. 637 00:36:31,085 --> 00:36:33,850 Damn it, Benny. That's my bottle. 638 00:36:35,917 --> 00:36:37,184 I'm sorry. 639 00:36:39,018 --> 00:36:42,720 Mmm, there. Hit it at the bottom of the ball. 640 00:36:44,216 --> 00:36:45,751 Really pop... 641 00:36:47,218 --> 00:36:48,582 (LAUGHS) 642 00:36:48,584 --> 00:36:51,016 (PHONE RINGS) 643 00:36:51,018 --> 00:36:53,652 - Are you Okay? - I'm good. 644 00:36:56,352 --> 00:36:58,216 (D.C. GROANS) 645 00:36:58,218 --> 00:37:00,551 - Hello? - BOOGIE: Hey, Dad. 646 00:37:00,553 --> 00:37:03,483 Oh, hey, Boogie. How's the wedding? 647 00:37:03,485 --> 00:37:06,483 Oh, it's beautiful. It's on the lake. It's so pretty. 648 00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:08,850 Oh, sounds absolutely lovely. 649 00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:12,351 - So, did you guys go out? - No, haven't left the den. 650 00:37:12,353 --> 00:37:15,550 Just telling Rudie about the old times in Action Point. 651 00:37:15,552 --> 00:37:17,550 - Dad. - Oh, she's fine. 652 00:37:17,552 --> 00:37:19,817 She's never been so safe in her whole life. 653 00:37:19,819 --> 00:37:21,650 Duct-taped her to the couch. 654 00:37:21,652 --> 00:37:24,118 Okay, Dad, we're about to leave, so I will see you soon, Okay? 655 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:28,019 All right. Well, bring us some cake. Talk soon. 656 00:37:29,019 --> 00:37:31,550 Mom doesn't like you talking about Action Point? 657 00:37:31,552 --> 00:37:33,817 OLD D.C.: Nah, she loved Action Point. 658 00:37:33,819 --> 00:37:36,585 But the irony is it was her idea 659 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,118 that got the park shut down. 660 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,017 Yeah, Knoblach got word of the petting zoo, 661 00:37:41,019 --> 00:37:43,717 so he sicced the state inspectors on us. 662 00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,152 I'm sorry. You do not have a permit for a petting zoo. 663 00:37:46,154 --> 00:37:49,285 It's not a petting zoo. It's an animal refuge. 664 00:37:49,287 --> 00:37:53,821 Raccoons, crocodiles, snakes. They are not protected animals. 665 00:37:54,654 --> 00:37:57,153 I have to close you down. 666 00:37:57,155 --> 00:37:59,189 - The entire park? - Yep. 667 00:38:00,854 --> 00:38:03,922 This is an outrage. An outrage! 668 00:38:05,355 --> 00:38:07,087 Shit! 669 00:38:07,089 --> 00:38:10,522 That's it. We're closed down. 670 00:38:32,722 --> 00:38:37,719 All right. We'll have this place back up and running in no time. 671 00:38:37,721 --> 00:38:40,487 Keep moving, you magnificent sons of bitches. 672 00:38:40,489 --> 00:38:43,754 Yo. Got your, uh, supplies. 673 00:38:43,756 --> 00:38:45,321 Well, let's do it. 674 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,953 OLD D.C.: So we patched a few holes around the park 675 00:38:47,955 --> 00:38:51,623 and hatched a plan to capture my neighbor, the boozy bear. 676 00:39:02,023 --> 00:39:04,724 (WHISPERS) That a boy. That a boy. 677 00:39:11,558 --> 00:39:13,791 (WHISPERING) 678 00:39:16,524 --> 00:39:18,057 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 679 00:39:20,391 --> 00:39:24,359 - We got him. We got him. - (CHEERING) 680 00:39:25,856 --> 00:39:27,790 Good bear. Good boy. 681 00:39:27,792 --> 00:39:29,892 BENNY: D.C., I think he's drunk. 682 00:39:32,157 --> 00:39:35,023 D.C.: "Oh, let me get the door for you, boss. 683 00:39:35,025 --> 00:39:38,522 Oh, oh, boss, boss, your forgot your briefcase." 684 00:39:38,524 --> 00:39:40,656 Poor old Ron. 685 00:39:40,658 --> 00:39:43,322 If I ordered a whole truckload of pompous pricks 686 00:39:43,324 --> 00:39:46,757 and they only sent Knoblach, I'd pay for the shipment. 687 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:51,156 Hey, welcome back, boys. Good to see you. 688 00:39:51,158 --> 00:39:52,390 - Ron. - D.C. 689 00:39:52,392 --> 00:39:55,392 Lobcock, my bossy little bottom. 690 00:39:57,124 --> 00:39:59,258 The mayor himself asked me to attend, 691 00:39:59,260 --> 00:40:01,857 make sure the good people of the city are kept safe. 692 00:40:01,859 --> 00:40:03,357 Oh, Okay. 693 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:05,391 Kind of like how he's safely tucked up the mayor's ass? 694 00:40:05,393 --> 00:40:08,657 - Uh-huh. - All right, this way, fellas. 695 00:40:08,659 --> 00:40:10,658 - Morning. - Morning. 696 00:40:10,660 --> 00:40:12,390 Show you around the new, improved, 697 00:40:12,392 --> 00:40:14,726 safe and up-to-code Action Point. 698 00:40:19,492 --> 00:40:21,792 Well, I still see a petting zoo. 699 00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:23,661 Killer, if you will. 700 00:40:29,661 --> 00:40:31,892 (ROARS) 701 00:40:31,894 --> 00:40:33,292 You have a bear? 702 00:40:33,294 --> 00:40:35,058 RODNEY: Yes, sir. A genuine brown bear. 703 00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:37,826 Which falls under the protected class of animals. 704 00:40:41,695 --> 00:40:44,658 KNOBLACH: Half your park gets shut down over safety concerns, 705 00:40:44,660 --> 00:40:48,060 and you think a loop-dee-loop will pass inspection? 706 00:40:48,062 --> 00:40:50,092 I don't know. Is there anything on the books 707 00:40:50,094 --> 00:40:53,026 prohibiting a 360-degree loop-dee-loop? 708 00:40:53,028 --> 00:40:55,391 - I think it's inventive. - This is bullshit! 709 00:40:55,393 --> 00:40:58,428 This can't be legal. This is not safe. 710 00:41:00,629 --> 00:41:03,028 (LAUGHTER) 711 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:06,459 Oh, poor Stopcock. Him's got wet. 712 00:41:06,461 --> 00:41:08,192 (LAUGHS) 713 00:41:08,194 --> 00:41:11,460 By the way, you shit waffle, guess what? We're here to stay. 714 00:41:11,462 --> 00:41:14,359 I ain't leaving this park for you or anybody! 715 00:41:14,361 --> 00:41:18,195 (IMITATES KNOBLACH) "It's not safe." Oh, did you see his face? 716 00:41:23,330 --> 00:41:25,329 My friends. 717 00:41:26,196 --> 00:41:28,895 Do you guys know what time it is? 718 00:41:28,897 --> 00:41:31,130 (CHEERING) 719 00:41:31,896 --> 00:41:35,130 One, two, three. 720 00:41:46,597 --> 00:41:48,995 Hey, D.C. 721 00:41:48,997 --> 00:41:52,795 What? Oh, what are you sulking about? 722 00:41:52,797 --> 00:41:56,530 I just got off the phone with our loan officer at the bank. 723 00:42:03,596 --> 00:42:04,761 And? 724 00:42:04,763 --> 00:42:06,395 They're calling the rest of the loan. 725 00:42:06,397 --> 00:42:09,796 We owe them the remainder and he called it a balloon payment. 726 00:42:09,798 --> 00:42:13,395 A what? Can they even do that? 727 00:42:13,397 --> 00:42:15,195 They just did it. 728 00:42:15,197 --> 00:42:18,098 How much time do we got? 729 00:42:18,831 --> 00:42:20,497 Ten business days. 730 00:42:22,531 --> 00:42:25,130 Fucking Knoblach and his buddies at the bank. 731 00:42:27,398 --> 00:42:30,264 We're gonna have to make a real push here. I mean... 732 00:42:30,266 --> 00:42:33,263 We're already getting all the locals. Everyone knows about us. 733 00:42:33,265 --> 00:42:35,363 Everyone in town knows about us, 734 00:42:35,365 --> 00:42:38,563 but we're gonna have to start pulling 'em in from other parts of the state. 735 00:42:38,565 --> 00:42:42,731 But don't worry, I got this, all right? 736 00:42:42,733 --> 00:42:44,966 It's gonna be fine. 737 00:42:45,466 --> 00:42:47,230 Shit. 738 00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:48,829 - Ow! - BOOGIE: Shit! 739 00:42:48,831 --> 00:42:51,699 Damn it! Fix that, Rodney. 740 00:42:52,499 --> 00:42:55,563 OLD D.C.: Once again a blow to the head gave me clarity 741 00:42:55,565 --> 00:42:57,563 where there was once none. 742 00:42:57,565 --> 00:42:59,764 I had an idea. 743 00:42:59,766 --> 00:43:00,930 (♫ ROCK SONG PLAYING ♫) 744 00:43:00,932 --> 00:43:03,001 Action Point commercial. Take one. 745 00:43:03,700 --> 00:43:07,264 All right, everyone in the go-karts, let's haul some ass. 746 00:43:07,266 --> 00:43:08,764 Action! 747 00:43:08,766 --> 00:43:10,965 Race like a pro at Action Point. 748 00:43:10,967 --> 00:43:13,397 - ANNIE: This time try not to sound like a little bitch. - (THUMPS) 749 00:43:13,399 --> 00:43:14,698 Ow! 750 00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:16,332 Action! 751 00:43:16,334 --> 00:43:19,433 Action Point is the greatest place to bring your kids. 752 00:43:20,933 --> 00:43:22,864 Oh, Jesus. 753 00:43:22,866 --> 00:43:24,666 Oh, my goodness. 754 00:43:24,668 --> 00:43:28,165 - Great job, Gerber. - Do not look over there, Okay? 755 00:43:28,167 --> 00:43:30,100 You're not gonna tell Mommy about this, Okay? 756 00:43:30,102 --> 00:43:33,833 Are you ready, Rodney? 'Cause he's already had a 12-pack today. 757 00:43:33,835 --> 00:43:35,302 He's getting a little grumpy. 758 00:43:36,634 --> 00:43:40,033 These are the greatest rides in the whole world. 759 00:43:40,035 --> 00:43:41,966 Whoo-hoo! 760 00:43:41,968 --> 00:43:44,465 I love this place. 761 00:43:44,467 --> 00:43:46,501 Hit it. 762 00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:53,000 (LAUGHS) Attaboy. 763 00:43:53,002 --> 00:43:56,300 Okay. Can we get in closer together? 764 00:43:56,302 --> 00:43:59,200 ALL: We love Action Point! 765 00:43:59,202 --> 00:44:02,067 - Glasses. - Glasses? Okay, right. 766 00:44:02,069 --> 00:44:04,469 - Rodney! - Shut up. He's gonna do it. 767 00:44:05,668 --> 00:44:07,934 (CHEERING) 768 00:44:07,936 --> 00:44:09,637 (♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫) 769 00:44:12,135 --> 00:44:15,669 D.C.: Way to go, Rodney! Can he swim? 770 00:44:16,469 --> 00:44:18,335 MIA: That key is for the back door. 771 00:44:18,337 --> 00:44:20,866 The room you wanna get into is that window right there. 772 00:44:20,868 --> 00:44:23,069 - All right. - Got it. 773 00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:25,937 - Wish me luck. - Good luck. 774 00:44:27,670 --> 00:44:29,904 See you, Siouxie Sioux. 775 00:44:31,736 --> 00:44:33,970 - Psst. D.C. - What? 776 00:44:37,202 --> 00:44:40,269 - Maybe I should do this. - Why? 777 00:44:40,271 --> 00:44:41,936 First of all, 778 00:44:41,938 --> 00:44:43,902 you don't need to be getting arrested in front of Boogie. 779 00:44:43,904 --> 00:44:46,669 Second of all? Mia's watching. 780 00:44:46,671 --> 00:44:49,671 And it turns her on when I butch it up. 781 00:44:51,371 --> 00:44:54,938 Okay, buddy. But don't fuck this up, Okay? 782 00:44:55,603 --> 00:44:58,705 You gotta get in there fast and locate the room. 783 00:45:00,638 --> 00:45:02,868 And when you find it, 784 00:45:02,870 --> 00:45:06,537 do the old Texas switch with our commercial, all right? 785 00:45:06,539 --> 00:45:08,572 - Yeah. - Okay. 786 00:45:10,639 --> 00:45:13,505 This is the key. Look. This is the key. 787 00:45:15,504 --> 00:45:18,904 Most of all, Benny, stay focused. 788 00:45:19,538 --> 00:45:22,705 - I won't let you down, D.C. - Okay. 789 00:45:25,205 --> 00:45:26,373 (SIGHS) 790 00:45:26,705 --> 00:45:29,173 - (KEYS CLATTER) - You dropped the keys. 791 00:45:30,739 --> 00:45:32,972 Sorry. 792 00:45:36,539 --> 00:45:38,973 D.C.: There goes a brave man. 793 00:45:39,573 --> 00:45:40,674 (SIOUXIE WHINES) 794 00:45:42,373 --> 00:45:45,137 - D.C.: Jesus Christ. - (SIOUXIE WHINES) 795 00:45:45,139 --> 00:45:48,606 Easy, Siouxie Sioux. He'll be back. 796 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:51,737 Studio Three... 797 00:45:51,739 --> 00:45:54,040 (♫ JOHNNY PAYCHECK: "I'M THE ONLY HELL (MY MAMA EVER RAISED)" ♫) 798 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,140 Studio Three. 799 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:05,871 Go on. 800 00:46:05,873 --> 00:46:08,673 (♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫) 801 00:46:31,941 --> 00:46:34,207 He's totally got this. 802 00:46:34,209 --> 00:46:36,107 (♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫) 803 00:46:36,109 --> 00:46:39,273 Oh, shit. Get down. 804 00:46:39,275 --> 00:46:41,206 Shit. Get down. 805 00:46:41,208 --> 00:46:44,406 - Who is that? - MIA: Oh, shit. 806 00:46:44,408 --> 00:46:46,375 That's Lyle, our anchorman. 807 00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:50,240 And our drunken weathergirl, Margie. 808 00:46:50,242 --> 00:46:52,610 Get down. Hey, Siouxie Sioux, lay down. 809 00:46:55,643 --> 00:46:57,677 (DOOR CLOSES) 810 00:46:58,975 --> 00:47:01,209 (♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫) 811 00:47:37,343 --> 00:47:38,375 (SONG ENDS) 812 00:47:38,377 --> 00:47:39,808 (BOTH MOANING) 813 00:47:39,810 --> 00:47:42,076 (YELLS) 814 00:47:42,078 --> 00:47:44,209 (MARGIE SCREAMS) 815 00:47:44,211 --> 00:47:45,809 Shit. 816 00:47:45,811 --> 00:47:48,411 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 817 00:47:50,310 --> 00:47:52,409 God. Jesus. 818 00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:54,975 (ENGINE SPUTTERS, STARTS) 819 00:47:54,977 --> 00:47:57,843 BOOGIE: There he is. There he is. Go, go, go, go, go. 820 00:47:57,845 --> 00:48:02,909 - D.C.: Oh! Come on, Benny! - Go, go, go, go! Go, go, go! 821 00:48:02,911 --> 00:48:04,878 D.C.: Come on. 822 00:48:06,244 --> 00:48:08,479 Go, go, go! 823 00:48:10,979 --> 00:48:12,878 Siouxie, no! 824 00:48:15,212 --> 00:48:18,445 Schlitz Light, the beer that has less calories, is less filling... 825 00:48:18,447 --> 00:48:20,810 Rodney, when's this shit coming on, man? 826 00:48:20,812 --> 00:48:23,410 Here it comes. Here it comes. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 827 00:48:23,412 --> 00:48:24,845 ALL: (SHOUTING) Action Point! 828 00:48:26,813 --> 00:48:29,546 Race like a pro at Action Point. 829 00:48:32,879 --> 00:48:36,147 These are the greatest rides in the whole world. 830 00:48:36,813 --> 00:48:39,611 Come to Action Point and get a free season's pass 831 00:48:39,613 --> 00:48:41,012 with the price of admission. 832 00:48:41,014 --> 00:48:42,079 (MAN CHOKING) 833 00:48:42,081 --> 00:48:44,511 - Cheers! - (ROARS) 834 00:48:44,513 --> 00:48:47,279 - (COUGHING) - Shut up! 835 00:48:47,281 --> 00:48:49,945 ALL: We love Action Point! 836 00:48:49,947 --> 00:48:52,180 (ALL CHEERS) 837 00:48:52,847 --> 00:48:54,610 Son of a... 838 00:48:54,612 --> 00:48:57,848 (♫ NICK LOWE: "SO IT GOES" ♫) 839 00:49:09,715 --> 00:49:10,682 Come on. 840 00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,447 D.C.: Welcome to Action Point. 841 00:49:20,481 --> 00:49:23,382 (♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫) 842 00:49:40,248 --> 00:49:41,681 (SONG FADES) 843 00:49:41,683 --> 00:49:44,347 - I can't do this. - Yeah. Yeah, you can. 844 00:49:44,349 --> 00:49:47,448 You want that car or not? Come on, be a man. 845 00:49:47,450 --> 00:49:50,214 - Are you a Knoblach or not? - Knoblach. 846 00:49:50,216 --> 00:49:51,947 Go the extra mile. 847 00:49:51,949 --> 00:49:54,350 (SCREAMS) 848 00:49:57,816 --> 00:50:00,849 - I hope he gets hurt. - Totally. 849 00:50:03,284 --> 00:50:06,349 It's so sore. It's so sore. 850 00:50:06,351 --> 00:50:09,247 - Does it hurt? - It hurts. Obviously it hurts. 851 00:50:09,249 --> 00:50:10,582 - Jesus. - Right there? 852 00:50:10,584 --> 00:50:12,817 No! Don't touch it. 853 00:50:13,550 --> 00:50:15,315 - God. - This way. 854 00:50:15,317 --> 00:50:17,550 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 855 00:50:18,783 --> 00:50:20,716 You gotta learn to hold on, Trav, 856 00:50:20,718 --> 00:50:24,283 or you're gonna keep falling off all the rides. 857 00:50:24,285 --> 00:50:26,518 Go away. 858 00:50:33,585 --> 00:50:36,352 - Oh, shit. - Dude. Lumpy, Jesus. 859 00:50:37,050 --> 00:50:38,682 Gotta go. It's time to go. 860 00:50:38,684 --> 00:50:42,848 All right, see you tomorrow, you drunk bastards. 861 00:50:42,850 --> 00:50:46,482 - Today was insane. - Crazy. 862 00:50:46,484 --> 00:50:50,017 We're actually gonna make it. By about noon Monday, that loan is paid off. 863 00:50:50,019 --> 00:50:51,285 Hah! 864 00:50:52,419 --> 00:50:56,351 - Long live Action Point. - MAN: D'shawn Chico Carver? 865 00:50:56,353 --> 00:50:57,886 Who? 866 00:50:58,886 --> 00:51:01,986 - D'shawn Chico Carver. - I'm D.C. 867 00:51:04,118 --> 00:51:07,016 - Who are you? - Joel Green. 868 00:51:07,018 --> 00:51:09,852 Joel Green and Associates. 869 00:51:10,853 --> 00:51:13,719 D.C.: All right, why don't you give me a minute? 870 00:51:16,886 --> 00:51:20,117 I am serving you with papers. 871 00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:23,485 You are being sued for running a reckless and dangerous establishment 872 00:51:23,487 --> 00:51:25,384 by one Gregory Knoblach. 873 00:51:25,386 --> 00:51:26,783 I believe his son was injured 874 00:51:26,785 --> 00:51:29,352 on one of your rides just this morning. 875 00:51:29,953 --> 00:51:33,820 Damn, Joel, you got here awfully quick. 876 00:51:35,054 --> 00:51:37,150 Smell a rat. 877 00:51:37,152 --> 00:51:40,219 Well, you're welcome to prove those allegations in court. 878 00:51:40,221 --> 00:51:44,051 Also be advised my client is willing to hear settlement offers. 879 00:51:44,053 --> 00:51:45,887 Here's my card. 880 00:51:47,488 --> 00:51:49,721 Think it over, huh? 881 00:52:01,822 --> 00:52:04,885 - How much did he want? - Two million dollars. 882 00:52:04,887 --> 00:52:07,852 And I knew this was just the tip of the tort iceberg 883 00:52:07,854 --> 00:52:09,986 and there'd be more claims and lawsuits 884 00:52:09,988 --> 00:52:12,418 and jackhole attorneys coming around. 885 00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:13,687 So what'd you do? 886 00:52:16,521 --> 00:52:18,121 Whoo! 887 00:52:18,123 --> 00:52:21,252 OLD D.C.: Well, Papaw still had some screwing up to do. 888 00:52:21,254 --> 00:52:25,554 (♫ THE CLASH PLAYING THROUGH HEADPHONES ♫) 889 00:52:33,190 --> 00:52:35,124 (♫ SONG CONTINUES, FAINTLY ♫) 890 00:52:46,790 --> 00:52:49,187 - Hey, Dad, you ready to go? - One second, baby. Sorry. 891 00:52:49,189 --> 00:52:52,490 I'm just... I gotta figure this stuff out or... 892 00:52:53,591 --> 00:52:55,521 But I thought tonight we were gonna... 893 00:52:55,523 --> 00:52:59,991 Baby, I'm sorry. I got a lot. 894 00:53:02,589 --> 00:53:05,024 Is that a new look for you? 895 00:53:05,825 --> 00:53:10,322 Yeah. Yeah, just... I'm just trying it out. 896 00:53:10,324 --> 00:53:12,557 Right. 897 00:53:24,323 --> 00:53:26,557 D.C.: Shit. 898 00:53:31,523 --> 00:53:33,458 (SNORES) 899 00:53:39,991 --> 00:53:42,222 - PETE: Where is she? - ANNIE: Hey! 900 00:53:42,224 --> 00:53:44,323 - PETE: Boogie! - ANNIE: Boogie! 901 00:53:44,325 --> 00:53:46,723 - PETE: Whoo-whoo! - ANNIE: Hey, Boogie! 902 00:53:46,725 --> 00:53:48,757 Get in, get in, get in! 903 00:53:48,759 --> 00:53:51,090 PETE: Come on, Boogie, let's go. 904 00:53:51,092 --> 00:53:53,925 - STIV: Boogie! - ZIFFEL: All right! 905 00:53:53,927 --> 00:53:56,323 - Whoo! - ANNIE: Let's go! 906 00:53:56,325 --> 00:53:58,559 PETE: Yeah! 907 00:54:01,226 --> 00:54:03,224 ZIFFEL: This is my security device. 908 00:54:03,226 --> 00:54:04,757 (RADIO TUNING) 909 00:54:04,759 --> 00:54:08,223 - Can I have a beer, please? - PETE: Yeah, beer me, beer me. 910 00:54:08,225 --> 00:54:10,259 - ZIFFEL: Beer, please. - Hey, can I have one? 911 00:54:11,194 --> 00:54:12,925 I don't know, Boogie. 912 00:54:12,927 --> 00:54:15,527 MAN: (ON RADIO) ...less calories, is less filling and yet has great taste. 913 00:54:16,561 --> 00:54:17,795 One. 914 00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:20,994 Okay. 915 00:54:25,126 --> 00:54:27,624 - PETE: Oh! - Here we go. Attagirl. 916 00:54:27,626 --> 00:54:31,826 (♫ THE DAMNED: "SMASH IT UP, PART 2" ♫) 917 00:54:31,828 --> 00:54:34,295 - Cheers. - ALL: Yeah! 918 00:55:00,428 --> 00:55:01,395 (SONG STOPS) 919 00:55:02,361 --> 00:55:04,528 PETE: What the f... 920 00:55:05,062 --> 00:55:08,159 TRAVIS: Ha-ha-ha. It's the Action Point pussies. 921 00:55:08,161 --> 00:55:10,594 Hey, just give 'em back, all right, man? 922 00:55:10,596 --> 00:55:12,792 Take 'em. 923 00:55:12,794 --> 00:55:16,127 Seriously. Um... Okay. 924 00:55:16,129 --> 00:55:18,093 - BOBO: Yeah? You want 'em? - Yeah. 925 00:55:18,095 --> 00:55:20,461 Fuck off. 926 00:55:20,463 --> 00:55:22,827 Circus freaks. 927 00:55:22,829 --> 00:55:24,627 Watch your... 928 00:55:24,629 --> 00:55:28,060 Annie, no, it's cool. What are you doing? Let go of her. 929 00:55:28,062 --> 00:55:30,794 You gonna fucking push me, asshole? Hit me. 930 00:55:30,796 --> 00:55:33,762 - Come on, hit me, asshole. - Travis, get him. 931 00:55:33,764 --> 00:55:36,096 - Get off! - (SIREN WAILS) 932 00:55:37,795 --> 00:55:39,895 - Hey, let's go! - Right, let's break it up! 933 00:55:39,897 --> 00:55:44,160 Get your hands on the hood now. Get over here. 934 00:55:44,162 --> 00:55:47,428 - Do you know who my dad is? - Hands on the hood. 935 00:55:47,430 --> 00:55:49,228 COP: Out of the car, now. 936 00:55:49,230 --> 00:55:50,764 COP #2: Get over here. Let me see your hands on the hood. 937 00:55:53,297 --> 00:55:57,330 You're such a fucking disappointment. Look at me. 938 00:55:58,731 --> 00:56:01,064 - D.C. - Wilhoit. 939 00:56:03,931 --> 00:56:06,097 You're free. 940 00:56:06,930 --> 00:56:09,164 They sure grow up fast. 941 00:56:13,798 --> 00:56:15,365 Sneak out on me, huh? 942 00:56:16,831 --> 00:56:19,962 - What do you care? - Excuse me? 943 00:56:19,964 --> 00:56:23,029 You're always so busy with your precious park. 944 00:56:23,031 --> 00:56:24,695 Always so distracted. 945 00:56:24,697 --> 00:56:27,564 I mean, you can't even do one single thing that I like. 946 00:56:27,566 --> 00:56:30,929 That's not true. I enjoy doing things you like. 947 00:56:30,931 --> 00:56:33,966 Except going to the Clash concert, right? 948 00:56:35,966 --> 00:56:38,033 Shit. Did I... 949 00:56:41,332 --> 00:56:42,965 I'm sorry, Boogie. 950 00:56:45,132 --> 00:56:47,966 You sorry that you never come to New York? 951 00:56:49,932 --> 00:56:52,367 Kind of think you're only so sorry. 952 00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:57,164 Which is fine, 953 00:56:57,166 --> 00:57:00,867 because the podiatrist wants to be my guardian. 954 00:57:03,366 --> 00:57:06,132 All you gotta do is sign the papers. 955 00:57:06,599 --> 00:57:11,164 What? What... What are you talking about? 956 00:57:11,166 --> 00:57:15,931 Do you think I'm gonna let some short-timer boyfriend of your mother's 957 00:57:15,933 --> 00:57:18,198 become your guardian? 958 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,265 They've been together for four years, Dad. 959 00:57:21,267 --> 00:57:27,331 He is a positive m... male influ... influence. 960 00:57:27,333 --> 00:57:28,898 (VOMITS) 961 00:57:28,900 --> 00:57:31,298 - Baby. - Get off me. 962 00:57:31,300 --> 00:57:33,367 It's Okay. 963 00:57:33,369 --> 00:57:35,102 (COUGHS, VOMITS) 964 00:57:35,468 --> 00:57:37,502 Jesus. It's all right. 965 00:57:41,268 --> 00:57:43,602 PETE: What the hell are you guys calling this thing? 966 00:57:43,834 --> 00:57:45,432 A trebo what? 967 00:57:45,434 --> 00:57:47,734 BENNY: A trebuchet. It was used to besiege castles. 968 00:57:47,736 --> 00:57:51,867 Personally I prefer a small bomb the French invented called a petard. 969 00:57:51,869 --> 00:57:53,766 "Petard" is the French word for "fart." 970 00:57:53,768 --> 00:57:57,468 D.C.: It's a catapult. It's gonna get everybody talking again. 971 00:57:57,470 --> 00:58:00,599 - 7 Parks ain't got this. - D.C., this is fucked, Okay? 972 00:58:00,601 --> 00:58:04,400 I mean, this is gonna be tricky at best. That pool's tiny. 973 00:58:04,402 --> 00:58:06,632 It's the worst idea for an attraction. 974 00:58:06,634 --> 00:58:07,899 It's not an attraction. 975 00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:09,467 It's a stunt we can charge admission for. 976 00:58:09,469 --> 00:58:13,101 We're gonna make a bundle. Let's see what this baby can do. 977 00:58:13,103 --> 00:58:15,166 (INSECT BUZZES) 978 00:58:15,168 --> 00:58:17,536 D.C.: You guys ready down there? 979 00:58:19,736 --> 00:58:21,967 - (INSECT BUZZES) - PETE: Oh, shit! 980 00:58:21,969 --> 00:58:24,470 - D.C.: Whoa! Wrong way! - PETE: Shit. 981 00:58:27,370 --> 00:58:29,405 Oh, shit. 982 00:58:30,270 --> 00:58:32,937 - ANNIE: Come on! - Shit, shit. 983 00:58:36,003 --> 00:58:38,401 Fuck. Fuck. Oh, shit. 984 00:58:38,403 --> 00:58:40,801 - He's all right. He's Okay. - PETE: Oh, my God. 985 00:58:40,803 --> 00:58:43,135 (GROANS) 986 00:58:43,137 --> 00:58:45,601 Gonna have to noodle on that one a little more. 987 00:58:45,603 --> 00:58:49,870 - Sorry, D.C. - Well, hey, it worked. Yeah? 988 00:58:50,504 --> 00:58:52,171 Hey, Boogie Bear. 989 00:58:53,772 --> 00:58:56,005 Sweetie? 990 00:59:00,636 --> 00:59:02,437 Shit. Chickenbutt. 991 00:59:04,504 --> 00:59:07,068 Boogie's gone. So's her luggage. 992 00:59:07,070 --> 00:59:10,070 There's 300 dollars missing from the Snack Shack. 993 00:59:10,072 --> 00:59:12,205 I only took 200. 994 00:59:12,904 --> 00:59:15,002 - Where's she headed? - I don't know. 995 00:59:15,004 --> 00:59:18,305 New York. Home. 996 00:59:29,172 --> 00:59:32,407 (TYRES SCREECHES) 997 00:59:41,306 --> 00:59:42,972 Shit. 998 00:59:47,606 --> 00:59:49,506 I'm sorry. 999 00:59:53,174 --> 00:59:55,538 Excuse me, ma'am. I'm looking for my daughter. 1000 00:59:55,540 --> 00:59:57,605 She's 14 years old. Her name is Boogie... 1001 00:59:57,607 --> 01:00:01,472 - Long hair? Pissed off? - Yeah. Has she been here? 1002 01:00:01,474 --> 01:00:04,106 - I'm sure she has. - Why do you say that? 1003 01:00:04,108 --> 01:00:05,971 Because this is called a bus station. 1004 01:00:05,973 --> 01:00:07,739 All we have here are runaway daughters 1005 01:00:07,741 --> 01:00:09,205 and the fathers that are looking for 'em. 1006 01:00:09,207 --> 01:00:11,438 MAN: Rebecca! 1007 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:15,139 Oh, the last bus that left here, where was it going? 1008 01:00:15,141 --> 01:00:18,072 - East. Eastbound. - Eastbound to where? 1009 01:00:18,074 --> 01:00:20,973 - Next! - No, no, no. Eastbound to... 1010 01:00:20,975 --> 01:00:22,973 - Watch out. What the... - Psst. 1011 01:00:22,975 --> 01:00:25,207 Hey, man. 1012 01:00:26,340 --> 01:00:28,339 I think I saw the girl you're looking for. 1013 01:00:28,341 --> 01:00:30,873 She was on the last eastbound. 1014 01:00:30,875 --> 01:00:33,072 I think it was headed towards Vegas. 1015 01:00:33,074 --> 01:00:35,107 - Vegas? - Yeah. 1016 01:00:35,109 --> 01:00:37,439 - Oh. Thank you. - You bet, buddy. 1017 01:00:37,441 --> 01:00:39,140 - Hey. Thank you. - Yeah, good luck. 1018 01:00:39,142 --> 01:00:40,975 BENNY: Vegas. 1019 01:00:45,675 --> 01:00:49,207 In the 1930s there was a Hollywood stagehand called O.K. Freddy, 1020 01:00:49,209 --> 01:00:52,107 and he had a huge tallywacker, 1021 01:00:52,109 --> 01:00:54,173 maybe even bigger than my grandpa's. 1022 01:00:54,175 --> 01:00:56,374 And when they were gonna start filming, 1023 01:00:56,376 --> 01:00:58,007 to sort of christen the picture, 1024 01:00:58,009 --> 01:01:00,973 the producers would gather up all the cast and crew 1025 01:01:00,975 --> 01:01:03,241 and call O.K. Freddy to the front 1026 01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:04,975 and they'd shout, "O.K. Freddy!" 1027 01:01:04,977 --> 01:01:06,575 And he'd pull out his dong, 1028 01:01:06,577 --> 01:01:08,474 shake it around a couple of times 1029 01:01:08,476 --> 01:01:10,707 and then they could start filming. 1030 01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:12,141 (CHUCKLES) 1031 01:01:12,143 --> 01:01:14,344 All right. 1032 01:01:15,009 --> 01:01:16,476 Well, when I was a kid, 1033 01:01:16,478 --> 01:01:19,374 I had an English bulldog that I called O.K. Freddy, 1034 01:01:19,376 --> 01:01:24,507 and one day he ran away and it felt horrible. 1035 01:01:24,509 --> 01:01:27,775 But then we found him right alongside the road 1036 01:01:27,777 --> 01:01:29,444 and we were happy again. 1037 01:01:30,977 --> 01:01:34,712 Before we could get to him, he got hit by a truck. 1038 01:01:36,277 --> 01:01:37,978 Boy, did he fly. 1039 01:01:38,911 --> 01:01:40,376 Why would you tell me that? 1040 01:01:40,378 --> 01:01:42,609 I guess I could have left out the last part. 1041 01:01:42,611 --> 01:01:43,808 Yeah, I guess. 1042 01:01:43,810 --> 01:01:46,209 Whoa, whoa. I see a bus. 1043 01:01:46,211 --> 01:01:48,444 (BEEPS HORN) 1044 01:01:49,478 --> 01:01:51,512 Boogie! 1045 01:01:52,045 --> 01:01:54,210 - BENNY: Boogie! - Boogie! 1046 01:01:55,078 --> 01:01:58,877 - (HONKS HORN) - Stop, please! Hey, yo, pull over! 1047 01:01:58,879 --> 01:02:03,510 Son of a bitch. Here, let's switch. Let's switch. 1048 01:02:03,512 --> 01:02:06,245 - Take the wheel. Got it? - Yeah. 1049 01:02:07,946 --> 01:02:10,043 Pull alongside of the bus. 1050 01:02:10,045 --> 01:02:13,845 Boogie! It's Daddy Bear, Boogie! 1051 01:02:14,778 --> 01:02:18,210 Boogie, it's Daddy! It's Daddy! 1052 01:02:18,212 --> 01:02:20,413 I'm looking for my daughter! Hey! 1053 01:02:21,246 --> 01:02:25,111 I said open the damn door! 1054 01:02:25,113 --> 01:02:27,111 Open it! Open it! 1055 01:02:27,113 --> 01:02:29,345 Son of a bitch. The hell with it. 1056 01:02:29,347 --> 01:02:31,076 - Keep it steady. - Why? 1057 01:02:31,078 --> 01:02:32,510 I'm gonna bust in the damn door. 1058 01:02:32,512 --> 01:02:35,246 - That's stupid. - Just do what I say. 1059 01:02:36,178 --> 01:02:40,046 One... two... 1060 01:02:45,447 --> 01:02:47,913 Just get out of the damn driver's seat. 1061 01:02:48,714 --> 01:02:52,611 Idiot! Unbelievable. What the hell were you doing? 1062 01:02:52,613 --> 01:02:55,945 - I was vehiculating. - What? 1063 01:02:55,947 --> 01:02:57,544 They're getting away. Come on. 1064 01:02:57,546 --> 01:02:59,512 You were supposed to hold it in the road. 1065 01:02:59,514 --> 01:03:02,480 - (ENGINE STUTTERS) - Come on, come on, come on. 1066 01:03:02,482 --> 01:03:04,612 When did you last get this thing serviced, D.C.? 1067 01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:06,347 - Come on. - Probably never. 1068 01:03:07,414 --> 01:03:12,313 - BENNY: Think she was on that bus? - D.C.: Ah. Probably not. 1069 01:03:12,315 --> 01:03:14,145 We lost 'em anyway. 1070 01:03:14,147 --> 01:03:17,279 - Well, now what? - I don't know. 1071 01:03:17,281 --> 01:03:19,912 Wait a second. I might know. 1072 01:03:19,914 --> 01:03:22,149 (TYRES SCREECHES) 1073 01:03:30,914 --> 01:03:33,279 Is that her? 1074 01:03:33,281 --> 01:03:35,517 Yeah, that's her. 1075 01:03:38,148 --> 01:03:41,183 (CAR DOORS OPEN, CLOSES) 1076 01:03:47,782 --> 01:03:49,115 Hey, Chickenbutt. 1077 01:04:00,849 --> 01:04:03,247 When you were two years old, 1078 01:04:03,249 --> 01:04:06,616 I told your mom I wanted to freeze you at that age. 1079 01:04:07,716 --> 01:04:14,351 You were so cute with those big eyes, and... so innocent. 1080 01:04:15,783 --> 01:04:17,383 How's that supposed to make me feel? 1081 01:04:17,385 --> 01:04:19,681 Like it's not OK to grow up? 1082 01:04:19,683 --> 01:04:21,181 No, it's just... 1083 01:04:21,183 --> 01:04:25,751 Well, with myself I'm pretty free from fear, but... 1084 01:04:30,518 --> 01:04:32,849 with you I get scared. 1085 01:04:32,851 --> 01:04:34,583 Then why do you do it? 1086 01:04:34,585 --> 01:04:37,851 Why are you so obsessed with the park? 1087 01:04:41,518 --> 01:04:43,950 When your mom left with you, 1088 01:04:43,952 --> 01:04:48,752 and she had her reasons, I lost my family. 1089 01:04:50,852 --> 01:04:54,050 I guess the Shitbirds and the park, 1090 01:04:54,052 --> 01:04:56,286 they became my family. 1091 01:04:58,719 --> 01:05:02,518 And I didn't wanna lose them like I lost you. 1092 01:05:03,419 --> 01:05:06,118 You... You didn't lose me. 1093 01:05:06,885 --> 01:05:10,151 OLD D.C.: As we talked, I realized the reason 1094 01:05:10,153 --> 01:05:11,983 I was so terrified of her growing up 1095 01:05:11,985 --> 01:05:15,886 is 'cause I hadn't been there to watch her grow up. 1096 01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:22,017 - Papaw, are you crying? - No, hell, no. 1097 01:05:22,019 --> 01:05:26,351 I'm... I'm just old, and my eyes steam over sometimes. 1098 01:05:26,353 --> 01:05:31,553 It's a side effect of Cialis. That's Papaw's heart medication. 1099 01:05:32,653 --> 01:05:35,053 So what happened to Action Point? 1100 01:05:35,055 --> 01:05:37,418 Action Point was doomed. 1101 01:05:37,420 --> 01:05:39,552 It couldn't exist today in the nanny state 1102 01:05:39,554 --> 01:05:41,186 with all the helicopter parents. 1103 01:05:41,188 --> 01:05:44,488 No way. I just had to accept reality. 1104 01:05:45,754 --> 01:05:48,184 I didn't have enough money to pay off the lawyers, 1105 01:05:48,186 --> 01:05:50,818 and, well, the talk with your mom got me to thinking. 1106 01:05:50,820 --> 01:05:54,986 So I did what any reasonable man would do. 1107 01:05:54,988 --> 01:05:56,455 I blew the whole thing up. 1108 01:05:58,055 --> 01:06:01,086 - We had a damn good run. - KNOBLACH: Get out of the way. Get out of the way. 1109 01:06:01,088 --> 01:06:05,354 Get the hell out of my way. Move it. Move your ass. 1110 01:06:05,356 --> 01:06:07,552 There's fucking Knoblick and his lawyer. 1111 01:06:07,554 --> 01:06:09,386 Fucking lawyers. 1112 01:06:09,388 --> 01:06:11,986 That's the injury? Looks like a sprain. 1113 01:06:11,988 --> 01:06:14,319 STIV: It didn't look like that the other night. 1114 01:06:14,321 --> 01:06:16,754 Open up! Yoo-hoo! Anybody home? 1115 01:06:16,756 --> 01:06:18,219 (LAUGHS) 1116 01:06:18,221 --> 01:06:20,853 - Morning, Slobcock. - Boogie. 1117 01:06:20,855 --> 01:06:24,821 - Oh. - Why didn't I think of that? 1118 01:06:25,455 --> 01:06:27,687 Well, guess you got my message. 1119 01:06:27,689 --> 01:06:30,588 Yes, I did, and I am very happy 1120 01:06:30,590 --> 01:06:32,755 you decided not to delay the inevitable. 1121 01:06:32,757 --> 01:06:37,022 I hope you brought the title to Action Point. 1122 01:06:58,258 --> 01:06:59,987 I made a lot of mistakes in my life, 1123 01:06:59,989 --> 01:07:02,121 but I never hurt my kid on purpose. 1124 01:07:02,123 --> 01:07:04,721 Ah, well, thank you. 1125 01:07:04,723 --> 01:07:08,390 He's buying me a Z28, so... 1126 01:07:12,623 --> 01:07:14,422 KNOBLACH: Come on, let's go. 1127 01:07:14,424 --> 01:07:15,790 You can just put an X 1128 01:07:15,792 --> 01:07:17,624 if you don't remember how to spell your name. 1129 01:07:19,691 --> 01:07:21,925 No, no. What's he doing? 1130 01:07:25,125 --> 01:07:27,757 Sure is a lot of people out front. 1131 01:07:27,759 --> 01:07:31,890 For God's sake, D.C., just sign the damn thing. 1132 01:07:31,892 --> 01:07:35,125 All right, all right. You win, Knoblach. 1133 01:07:36,592 --> 01:07:38,925 It's all yours. 1134 01:07:45,459 --> 01:07:47,693 - There you go. - Thank you. 1135 01:07:49,825 --> 01:07:52,023 This is not a victory for me. 1136 01:07:52,025 --> 01:07:55,324 This is a victory for all of Calico Ridge. 1137 01:07:55,326 --> 01:07:57,790 - MAN: Fuck you. - That's right. 1138 01:07:57,792 --> 01:08:01,490 Action Point and everything in it is now officially yours. 1139 01:08:01,492 --> 01:08:04,024 Yeah, I know. That's great. Thanks for the information. 1140 01:08:04,026 --> 01:08:06,257 And contractually I just want to point out 1141 01:08:06,259 --> 01:08:08,958 that I'm no longer liable for any lawsuits or injuries 1142 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,291 or anything else regarding this park. Isn't that right, Rodney? 1143 01:08:11,293 --> 01:08:15,024 Right, those have all been legally transferred over to the new owner. 1144 01:08:15,026 --> 01:08:18,557 - And that's you, Knoblick. - Yeah, well, who gives a shit? 1145 01:08:18,559 --> 01:08:20,959 7 Parks is gonna level this dump anyway. 1146 01:08:20,961 --> 01:08:24,493 - (CROWD BOOS) - Just shut up. 1147 01:08:26,727 --> 01:08:29,457 - Hey, thanks, baby. - You're welcome. 1148 01:08:29,459 --> 01:08:32,359 All right, everybody, are you ready? 1149 01:08:32,361 --> 01:08:36,126 - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. - Action Point is now open. 1150 01:08:36,128 --> 01:08:39,326 - Free beer for everybody! - D.C., no! 1151 01:08:39,328 --> 01:08:41,459 (CHEERING) 1152 01:08:41,461 --> 01:08:43,526 Hold on a second. No. 1153 01:08:43,528 --> 01:08:46,762 (♫ SHAM 69 "IF THE KIDS ARE UNITED" ♫) 1154 01:08:50,827 --> 01:08:56,025 - (BLOWS RASPBERRY) - Have a ball! Have a ball! Free beer on Knoblach! 1155 01:08:56,027 --> 01:08:57,594 (LAUGHS) 1156 01:08:58,195 --> 01:09:00,462 TRAVIS: Oh, God! 1157 01:09:01,628 --> 01:09:02,729 Oh, shit! 1158 01:09:09,628 --> 01:09:12,161 (♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫) 1159 01:09:12,895 --> 01:09:16,962 You guys are losers. You'll always be fucking losers. 1160 01:09:25,196 --> 01:09:28,962 - Jesus. Ah, that is disgusting. - (GROWLING) 1161 01:09:28,964 --> 01:09:30,997 Oh, shit. 1162 01:09:36,096 --> 01:09:38,130 (ROARS) 1163 01:09:51,330 --> 01:09:54,563 (♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫) 1164 01:10:17,697 --> 01:10:20,298 Put that down! 1165 01:10:22,664 --> 01:10:24,464 - Whoo-wee! - Hey! 1166 01:10:24,798 --> 01:10:26,796 Is there a lawyer in the house? 1167 01:10:26,798 --> 01:10:29,897 - You work for me! - Our business is concluded! 1168 01:10:29,899 --> 01:10:32,696 I'm taking on new clients. 1169 01:10:32,698 --> 01:10:34,198 You... 1170 01:10:35,297 --> 01:10:37,463 Anyone need a good lawyer? 1171 01:10:37,465 --> 01:10:39,330 - Ron. - What? 1172 01:10:39,332 --> 01:10:41,163 You take your balls out of your purse and stop these people. 1173 01:10:41,165 --> 01:10:43,564 - What do you want me to do? - Hey. 1174 01:10:43,566 --> 01:10:45,800 You son of a bitch. 1175 01:10:52,167 --> 01:10:53,764 Yes! 1176 01:10:53,766 --> 01:10:56,966 (♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫) 1177 01:11:17,067 --> 01:11:18,900 (SONG FADES) 1178 01:11:24,335 --> 01:11:27,133 OLD D.C.: Later that night, me and the Shitbirds, well, 1179 01:11:27,135 --> 01:11:29,865 we said goodbye to the park in our own way. 1180 01:11:29,867 --> 01:11:32,199 How the fuck do you wanna do this? 1181 01:11:32,201 --> 01:11:35,702 Who gives a shit? Just light 'em up and see what happens. 1182 01:11:39,402 --> 01:11:43,002 (CHEERING) 1183 01:12:18,503 --> 01:12:20,904 (GRUNTS) 1184 01:12:42,471 --> 01:12:43,568 Boogie? 1185 01:12:43,570 --> 01:12:45,204 Boogie? 1186 01:12:46,271 --> 01:12:48,104 Boogie! 1187 01:12:48,738 --> 01:12:50,972 What? I'm right here. 1188 01:12:52,705 --> 01:12:54,069 I thought you had taken off. 1189 01:12:54,071 --> 01:12:56,035 I'm just putting my suitcase in the car. 1190 01:12:56,037 --> 01:12:59,038 Gotta be at the bus station in an hour, you know. 1191 01:13:06,471 --> 01:13:08,004 No, we don't. 1192 01:13:09,638 --> 01:13:11,072 What do you mean? 1193 01:13:11,439 --> 01:13:14,536 Well, how about we take a road trip, me and you, 1194 01:13:14,538 --> 01:13:16,872 all the way to New York City? 1195 01:13:17,738 --> 01:13:19,270 Yeah? 1196 01:13:19,272 --> 01:13:25,239 And then... maybe I stick around and see what happens? 1197 01:13:28,005 --> 01:13:30,104 I mean, you are going into high school now 1198 01:13:30,106 --> 01:13:33,973 and I'm gonna have to chaperone any and all dates. 1199 01:13:36,239 --> 01:13:39,139 I also thought we would stop in Austin along the way. 1200 01:13:40,606 --> 01:13:42,271 What's in Austin? 1201 01:13:42,273 --> 01:13:45,637 Well, a little band called The Clash. 1202 01:13:45,639 --> 01:13:47,772 Maybe you heard of 'em? 1203 01:13:49,807 --> 01:13:52,506 - Did somebody say road trip? - Oh, God. 1204 01:13:52,508 --> 01:13:55,104 What? Oh. Oh. 1205 01:13:55,106 --> 01:13:58,741 - Right after my morning swim. - Dear God, Benny. 1206 01:13:59,106 --> 01:14:01,706 - Come on, Siouxie. - D.C.: Guess we got company. 1207 01:14:01,708 --> 01:14:03,942 (BOOGIE LAUGHS) 1208 01:14:06,474 --> 01:14:08,507 I like that story, Papaw. 1209 01:14:11,875 --> 01:14:13,739 You know, I give your mom a hard time. 1210 01:14:13,741 --> 01:14:16,939 But parenting ain't easy. She's just looking out for you. 1211 01:14:16,941 --> 01:14:18,706 I guess. 1212 01:14:18,708 --> 01:14:21,907 Besides, she's the best thing to ever happen to me. 1213 01:14:21,909 --> 01:14:24,008 Before you came along. 1214 01:14:26,208 --> 01:14:30,008 Wow. When I was younger, I could do four of these at a time. 1215 01:14:33,809 --> 01:14:36,276 (RUDIE LAUGHS) 1216 01:14:37,375 --> 01:14:39,473 - Dad? - Hi, Mom. 1217 01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:41,407 You Okay? You all right? 1218 01:14:41,409 --> 01:14:44,175 - Rudie, are you Okay? - Don't worry about me. 1219 01:14:45,375 --> 01:14:47,140 - (GROANS) - You all right, Dad? 1220 01:14:47,142 --> 01:14:49,573 Yeah, just came outside to get a little fresh air. 1221 01:14:49,575 --> 01:14:51,640 BOOGIE: All right. 1222 01:14:51,642 --> 01:14:54,241 Oh, man. 1223 01:14:54,243 --> 01:14:56,573 Are you gonna get sick? You want a beer? 1224 01:14:56,575 --> 01:15:00,909 Ah, it's Okay. Oh, I think I got a hemorrhoid. 1225 01:15:02,309 --> 01:15:04,973 All right, Papaw's gotta go. 1226 01:15:04,975 --> 01:15:07,174 He's got a lamb stew on slow boil. 1227 01:15:07,176 --> 01:15:10,542 Thanks, Dad. She loves having you around. 1228 01:15:10,544 --> 01:15:12,707 We both do. 1229 01:15:12,709 --> 01:15:14,809 - Bye, kid. - Bye, Papaw. 1230 01:15:14,811 --> 01:15:17,875 Maybe next week we'll go get us some tattoos. 1231 01:15:17,877 --> 01:15:19,276 (RUDIE GIGGLES) 1232 01:15:20,043 --> 01:15:23,040 Mom, I think I'm gonna go lie down in my room. 1233 01:15:23,042 --> 01:15:25,342 Kind of tired. 1234 01:15:25,344 --> 01:15:29,143 - Papaw has a lot of energy. - He does. 1235 01:15:41,744 --> 01:15:43,078 (SIGHS) 1236 01:15:51,346 --> 01:15:53,378 (GROANS) 1237 01:16:04,746 --> 01:16:07,946 Ha, ha, ha. Dad, get up. 1238 01:16:09,413 --> 01:16:11,445 (LAUGHS) 1239 01:16:12,245 --> 01:16:15,911 Bet you thought the old man had bit it. 1240 01:16:15,913 --> 01:16:18,146 (CHUCKLES) 1241 01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:22,114 Ha-ha! 1242 01:16:25,746 --> 01:16:27,980 (LAUGHS) 1243 01:16:31,446 --> 01:16:34,145 She always would buy dirty magazines, and I was, like, 1244 01:16:34,147 --> 01:16:37,345 "Mom, why is Grandma always looking at naked ladies?" 1245 01:16:37,347 --> 01:16:40,947 She was, like, "Oh, Chris..." Fuck, I used my fucking name. 1246 01:16:42,846 --> 01:16:44,680 - (CACKLES) - (SHOUTS) 1247 01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:48,513 Yes! 1248 01:16:52,314 --> 01:16:55,014 Somebody hand me a beer and listen up. 1249 01:16:55,447 --> 01:16:56,581 (GROANS) 1250 01:16:56,848 --> 01:16:59,048 That's a hit. 1251 01:17:03,148 --> 01:17:05,780 And he's dead. You're all sad. Action! 1252 01:17:08,149 --> 01:17:10,650 (LAUGHING) 1253 01:17:14,881 --> 01:17:16,479 (YELLS) 1254 01:17:16,481 --> 01:17:18,014 - BOOGIE: Shit! - Jesus. 1255 01:17:24,848 --> 01:17:26,913 (NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 1256 01:17:26,915 --> 01:17:31,315 There's, like, zebras everywhere and there's, like, flocks of... 1257 01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:35,282 All right, hold on. I'm getting a call. 1258 01:17:37,783 --> 01:17:39,483 Hello? 1259 01:17:44,015 --> 01:17:47,013 MAN: Three, two, one. Action! 1260 01:17:47,015 --> 01:17:49,517 Whoa! Whoa! 1261 01:17:50,049 --> 01:17:53,515 MAN: Can you put a nut on my lens here? 1262 01:17:53,517 --> 01:17:55,550 (SCREECHES) 1263 01:17:56,717 --> 01:17:58,317 MAN #2: He got bit. 1264 01:18:05,984 --> 01:18:09,348 I need... I need more of that fucking stuff. 1265 01:18:09,350 --> 01:18:11,483 It... It came out of my eyes. 1266 01:18:24,017 --> 01:18:25,351 (YELPS) 1267 01:18:40,951 --> 01:18:43,186 (CHEERING) 1268 01:18:46,950 --> 01:18:50,218 (♫ DEKE DICKERSON: "I WAS IN LOVE" ♫) 1269 01:18:50,220 --> 01:18:55,220 Re-Sync & Improved By: FidelPerez Sub Upload Date: August 13, 2018 1270 01:22:06,926 --> 01:22:09,027 (SONG ENDS) 1271 01:22:11,193 --> 01:22:13,827 (NEW SONG STARTS) 1272 01:23:53,463 --> 01:23:55,530 (SONG FADES) 1273 01:24:20,266 --> 01:24:22,033 (ROARS) 1274 01:24:25,965 --> 01:24:27,799 (ROARS)