0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 1 00:00:33,020 --> 00:00:34,583 Or just your side hustle? 2 00:00:38,097 --> 00:00:39,347 Hmm, the silent type, eh? 3 00:00:40,460 --> 00:00:42,060 That's how I like my men anyway. 4 00:00:44,380 --> 00:00:46,275 Wanna be my boyfriend? 5 00:00:46,275 --> 00:00:48,608 Uh. 6 00:00:48,608 --> 00:00:49,600 Ah. - Oopsy. 7 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:50,433 - Jeez. 8 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:58,313 Boy, 9 00:00:59,290 --> 00:01:00,433 you look thirsty. 10 00:01:01,610 --> 00:01:02,443 Here, 11 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:04,993 have some water. 12 00:01:05,850 --> 00:01:06,800 - I'm good, thanks. 13 00:01:08,670 --> 00:01:09,783 I insist. 14 00:01:17,130 --> 00:01:20,140 So what are your plans for the night? 15 00:01:20,140 --> 00:01:21,616 Anything 16 00:01:21,616 --> 00:01:22,449 special? 17 00:01:24,739 --> 00:01:27,901 - Um, you know, just the uje. 18 00:01:27,901 --> 00:01:29,068 How 'bout you? 19 00:01:30,067 --> 00:01:32,083 A little bit of this, 20 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:34,830 and a little bit of that. 21 00:01:36,424 --> 00:01:37,257 - Total. 22 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,523 This taste kinda funny. 23 00:02:17,796 --> 00:02:19,065 It should. 24 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:22,805 I said it should, shouldn't it? 25 00:02:22,805 --> 00:02:23,638 - Um, 26 00:02:23,638 --> 00:02:24,710 no. 27 00:02:24,710 --> 00:02:25,543 Why? 28 00:02:28,420 --> 00:02:30,487 It's an off-brand. 29 00:02:30,487 --> 00:02:31,320 - Oh. 30 00:02:44,740 --> 00:02:46,160 Oh, look at that. 31 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:46,993 Here we are. 32 00:02:48,330 --> 00:02:49,333 Have a good night. 33 00:02:50,790 --> 00:02:51,950 - Yeah, 34 00:02:51,950 --> 00:02:52,783 you too. 35 00:03:02,571 --> 00:03:04,904 - Uh, can you, please, un... 36 00:03:06,427 --> 00:03:07,377 Help me, mm. 37 00:03:19,793 --> 00:03:21,926 - You just have to push it. 38 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:24,413 Hard. - Okay. 39 00:03:25,264 --> 00:03:26,097 Thanks. 40 00:03:32,536 --> 00:03:33,923 Wait, Alissa? 41 00:03:35,741 --> 00:03:37,126 You forgot something. 42 00:03:37,126 --> 00:03:38,185 - What is-- 43 00:04:05,868 --> 00:04:08,160 I live in Hollywood. 44 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,170 It's a shit hole. 45 00:04:10,170 --> 00:04:12,380 People come here from all over the world 46 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:14,430 just to be disappointed. 47 00:04:14,430 --> 00:04:17,920 Dreamers move here to accomplish their dreams, 48 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:21,350 and end up accomplishing nothing. 49 00:04:21,350 --> 00:04:24,020 The only honest thing about this place 50 00:04:24,020 --> 00:04:25,353 is the dishonesty. 51 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:29,090 The boulevard of broken dreams. 52 00:04:29,090 --> 00:04:32,580 People trying to deceive you at every corner. 53 00:04:32,580 --> 00:04:35,020 Tourist traps out the yang. 54 00:04:35,020 --> 00:04:38,070 The only place where you can see all the super heroes. 55 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:42,653 Vader, Sponge Bob, all sucking off the teet of society. 56 00:04:43,580 --> 00:04:45,690 They're the true winners. 57 00:04:45,690 --> 00:04:47,530 They're they only so-called actors 58 00:04:47,530 --> 00:04:48,830 that are actually working. 59 00:04:49,796 --> 00:04:52,673 Schmucks give 'em five bucks a pop for a pic. 60 00:04:53,810 --> 00:04:54,780 Good for them. 61 00:06:09,007 --> 00:06:10,070 - Hi, there. 62 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:11,510 Jason, correct? 63 00:06:11,510 --> 00:06:12,680 Yes. 64 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,350 Okay, this is our first time. 65 00:06:16,490 --> 00:06:17,667 Well, at this anyway. 66 00:06:20,851 --> 00:06:22,330 I'm kiddin' around. 67 00:06:22,330 --> 00:06:23,163 I'm kiddin' around. 68 00:06:23,163 --> 00:06:25,600 - I had a half a glass of vino before I got in your car. 69 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:26,555 - I had the other half. 70 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:28,900 We don't normally do that. 71 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:30,420 - No. 72 00:06:30,420 --> 00:06:32,490 - It was good wine. 73 00:06:32,490 --> 00:06:33,850 Really good. 74 00:06:33,850 --> 00:06:34,740 From a box. 75 00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:35,950 - Yeah. 76 00:06:35,950 --> 00:06:37,730 So how do you like driving? 77 00:06:40,810 --> 00:06:42,950 - Oh, my God, please tell us some stories. 78 00:06:42,950 --> 00:06:43,800 What do you mean? 79 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,480 - Any weirdos, you ever get any weirdos 80 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:46,650 in the car? - Yeah, yeah. 81 00:06:46,650 --> 00:06:47,720 All the time. 82 00:06:49,544 --> 00:06:51,570 - Tell me, tell me, tell me, I wanna know. 83 00:06:51,570 --> 00:06:52,403 Normally? 84 00:06:52,403 --> 00:06:53,614 - Normally or weirdly. 85 00:06:54,890 --> 00:06:55,723 - Well. - Tell us. 86 00:06:57,610 --> 00:06:59,440 - When that happens, 87 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:00,273 if they're 88 00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:03,410 weird. - Ah. 89 00:07:03,410 --> 00:07:04,670 - Or annoying. 90 00:07:04,670 --> 00:07:05,503 - Right. 91 00:07:05,503 --> 00:07:06,585 I hate those people. 92 00:07:06,585 --> 00:07:07,538 - I, - Oh, my God, 93 00:07:07,538 --> 00:07:09,086 Tell us, tell us. - Tell us, tell us, 94 00:07:09,086 --> 00:07:10,083 tell us, you gotta tell us. 95 00:07:11,545 --> 00:07:13,378 I kill them. 96 00:07:20,487 --> 00:07:21,320 - Oh, 97 00:07:22,878 --> 00:07:24,860 you really had me. - Oh, my God. 98 00:07:24,860 --> 00:07:25,903 - Oh, my gosh. 99 00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:27,188 - That freaked me out. - That was good. 100 00:07:28,021 --> 00:07:29,713 I really thought you killed people. 101 00:07:29,713 --> 00:07:31,490 Wow. 102 00:07:31,490 --> 00:07:32,800 That was good. - That was good. 103 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,300 Have you done any acting? 104 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:35,460 'Cause you could be good. 105 00:07:35,460 --> 00:07:36,510 - Yeah. - Would you like 106 00:07:36,510 --> 00:07:38,180 to hear a joke? 107 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:41,353 Yes. 108 00:07:41,353 --> 00:07:43,090 - He's 100% blind. 109 00:07:44,290 --> 00:07:45,393 - Hmm. - I can't see a thing. 110 00:07:46,410 --> 00:07:48,560 No, but seriously, I'd love to hear a joke. 111 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:51,510 A man walks into a bar. 112 00:07:51,510 --> 00:07:52,840 - Mm, been there. 113 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,600 He's like, wow, 114 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:58,810 there's so many beautiful women in this bar. 115 00:07:58,810 --> 00:08:00,800 So he goes up to the bar, 116 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,263 and there's a man sitting at the bar, 117 00:08:04,470 --> 00:08:06,220 and he says to the man, 118 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:07,053 hey, buddy, 119 00:08:07,940 --> 00:08:11,503 do you see all these beautiful women here at this bar? 120 00:08:12,530 --> 00:08:14,280 And the man says, 121 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,113 yes, 122 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:17,420 and in fact, 123 00:08:17,420 --> 00:08:19,270 I can have sex 124 00:08:19,270 --> 00:08:21,633 with any women in this bar. 125 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:26,650 Now the man looks at him weird and says, 126 00:08:26,650 --> 00:08:27,863 hold on a minute, 127 00:08:29,170 --> 00:08:31,160 what makes you think you can have sex 128 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,603 with any women in this bar? 129 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:38,023 And the man takes a drink and looks at him and says, 130 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,293 because I'm a rapist. 131 00:08:48,633 --> 00:08:49,608 - Mm-hmm. 132 00:08:49,608 --> 00:08:52,660 Yeah. 133 00:08:52,660 --> 00:08:54,960 You know what I could see you doing? 134 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:58,030 Hosting one of those murder mystery shows, 135 00:08:58,030 --> 00:08:59,170 where you give that deadpan 136 00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:00,460 the whole time. - Yeah. 137 00:09:00,460 --> 00:09:02,210 - Oh, I, I could totally 138 00:09:02,210 --> 00:09:03,650 do something like that. 139 00:09:03,650 --> 00:09:04,483 - Absolutely. - Yeah. 140 00:09:04,483 --> 00:09:05,316 - Yeah. - Yeah. 141 00:09:05,316 --> 00:09:06,358 - I mean, my husband here 142 00:09:06,358 --> 00:09:07,470 can point you in the right direction 143 00:09:07,470 --> 00:09:09,950 'cause he does improv every Saturday night 144 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,092 at the Yuks Yard. 145 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:13,100 - Guilty, guilty. 146 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:15,090 The Yuks Yard? 147 00:09:15,090 --> 00:09:17,260 Sounds like a real hootenanny. 148 00:09:17,260 --> 00:09:18,750 - It really is. - It is. 149 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:19,870 - You know, we have a whole troop. 150 00:09:19,870 --> 00:09:22,030 - Yeah. - Um, for instance, 151 00:09:22,030 --> 00:09:25,930 this one time we had about 14 of us in the group. 152 00:09:25,930 --> 00:09:28,220 - Oh, my God, so funny. - And we started doing 153 00:09:28,220 --> 00:09:29,239 Yuk you. 154 00:09:29,239 --> 00:09:30,441 Oh. 155 00:09:30,441 --> 00:09:31,390 - Oh. 156 00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:33,470 Would you look at that? 157 00:09:33,470 --> 00:09:34,340 We're here. 158 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,470 - Wow, yeah, that was fast. 159 00:09:36,470 --> 00:09:37,580 Thank you. - Mm. 160 00:09:37,580 --> 00:09:39,160 - You should totally come tomorrow night. 161 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,220 - It's totally free. 162 00:09:40,220 --> 00:09:41,760 - Yeah, it's just a two drink minimum. 163 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,780 - Mm-hmm, and parking is $20 dollars, 164 00:09:43,780 --> 00:09:46,230 but it's from from 9 to ten, 165 00:09:46,230 --> 00:09:47,930 so if you move your car then you're fine, 166 00:09:47,930 --> 00:09:49,170 but hang onto your ticket if you park 167 00:09:49,170 --> 00:09:50,140 in the lot across the street 168 00:09:50,140 --> 00:09:53,020 because if you lose it's a $100 dollars which is crazy. 169 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:55,240 And I made that mistake twice, so. 170 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,390 Yeah, it's $220 to get it out of impound. 171 00:09:57,390 --> 00:09:58,223 - Yeah. - Which they 172 00:09:58,223 --> 00:09:59,056 will do to you. 173 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:00,190 - Yeah. - Sounds 174 00:10:00,190 --> 00:10:01,670 like a plan. 175 00:10:01,670 --> 00:10:02,860 - Good, okay. - Great. 176 00:10:02,860 --> 00:10:03,800 - Alright, we'll see you tomorrow. 177 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:06,190 - Yuks Yard, 8 o'clock. - Yes, see you tomorrow. 178 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:07,770 - See you tomorrow, thank you. 179 00:10:07,770 --> 00:10:09,840 - See you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow. 180 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:10,690 Bye, Jason. 181 00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:13,200 - See you tomorrow. - Bye. 182 00:10:18,590 --> 00:10:20,853 I'd rather set myself on fire. 183 00:10:28,870 --> 00:10:30,858 - Headed on over to my lady's pad. 184 00:10:30,858 --> 00:10:32,280 - Mm. - Well, 185 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:33,714 gonna Netflix and chill. 186 00:10:33,714 --> 00:10:35,580 If you know what I mean? 187 00:10:35,580 --> 00:10:37,890 Oh, I know exactly 188 00:10:38,730 --> 00:10:39,990 what you mean. 189 00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:41,683 - Good, good. 190 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,320 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 191 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:46,430 We'll, ah, you know, we'll probably just hang out, 192 00:10:46,430 --> 00:10:48,890 cook some dinner, maybe catch a flick, you know? 193 00:10:48,890 --> 00:10:51,440 Sounds like a blast. 194 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:52,878 You gotta please the ladies. 195 00:10:52,878 --> 00:10:54,040 Am I right? 196 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:55,690 Yes, indeed. 197 00:10:55,690 --> 00:10:56,730 Yes, indeed. 198 00:10:56,730 --> 00:10:57,810 Exceedingly 199 00:10:57,810 --> 00:10:58,643 so. 200 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,113 She doesn't deserve it. 201 00:11:05,210 --> 00:11:06,710 What? 202 00:11:06,710 --> 00:11:08,653 - You said, she doesn't deserve it. 203 00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:13,460 Oh, I'm not talking about anybody. 204 00:11:13,460 --> 00:11:14,293 Am I? 205 00:11:15,432 --> 00:11:16,265 - Hmm. 206 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:21,963 So, ah, 207 00:11:23,330 --> 00:11:25,872 you married, Mr., 208 00:11:25,872 --> 00:11:27,400 Mr., 209 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,320 Mr. Jason? 210 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:30,700 No. 211 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:31,533 Single. 212 00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:33,203 - Hah, that's the way it should be. 213 00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:35,800 Any kids? 214 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,070 I just said I was single, moron. 215 00:11:38,070 --> 00:11:39,520 - Oh, okay. 216 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:40,460 I mean-- 217 00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:41,710 You mean, what? 218 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,160 - You can still have kids and be single. 219 00:11:47,230 --> 00:11:49,223 I have two boys. 220 00:11:50,130 --> 00:11:51,680 Two 221 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:53,173 little boys. 222 00:11:54,911 --> 00:11:55,970 - Cool. 223 00:11:55,970 --> 00:11:57,193 Cool beans. 224 00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,763 How 'bout you? 225 00:11:59,763 --> 00:12:00,863 - Uh, nah. 226 00:12:00,863 --> 00:12:02,213 Nah, just a girlfriend. 227 00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:05,180 Well, good for you. 228 00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:07,180 - Yeah, uh-huh, or at least 229 00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:09,780 she thinks she's my girlfriend. 230 00:12:09,780 --> 00:12:10,970 Go on. 231 00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:13,770 - I mean, don't get me wrong. 232 00:12:13,770 --> 00:12:14,873 I'm a monogamous guy. 233 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:17,390 But? 234 00:12:17,390 --> 00:12:19,320 - A red-blooded, American male. 235 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,820 Meaning? 236 00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:24,790 - I mean, guys, you know, we're not monogamous. 237 00:12:24,790 --> 00:12:25,623 By our nature. 238 00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:27,759 Hmm. 239 00:12:27,759 --> 00:12:28,693 If you say so. 240 00:12:30,290 --> 00:12:31,773 - Oh, yeah, right here. 241 00:12:33,936 --> 00:12:34,986 Right here's perfect. 242 00:12:35,950 --> 00:12:37,580 Hey, have a good night, man. 243 00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:38,570 You too. 244 00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:41,720 Have fun with your girlfriend or whatever she is. 245 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,292 If you say so. 246 00:12:46,292 --> 00:12:47,900 No, I'm kidding, man. 247 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:49,330 I'm kidding, have a good one. 248 00:12:49,330 --> 00:12:52,012 You have to, ah, push one it. 249 00:12:52,012 --> 00:12:52,845 Hard. 250 00:12:54,061 --> 00:12:55,720 - Got it. 251 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,949 Hey, ah, if you're not busy later, 252 00:12:58,949 --> 00:12:59,782 can you 253 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:02,246 pick me up 254 00:13:02,246 --> 00:13:03,313 at this address? 255 00:13:05,260 --> 00:13:06,713 Say at like 10? 256 00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:08,983 Can you do that? 257 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:14,740 Um, I don't know. 258 00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:17,430 I'm not sure. - Uh. 259 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,930 I'll make it worth your while. 260 00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:22,530 Okay. 261 00:13:22,530 --> 00:13:24,030 - Alright, I'll see you there. 262 00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:39,670 Oh, my God, hi, are you Jason? 263 00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:41,130 Yes, get in. 264 00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:42,510 - Oh, hi, Jason. 265 00:13:42,510 --> 00:13:44,550 Wow, that is so funny. 266 00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:46,730 I have a cousin named Jason. 267 00:13:46,730 --> 00:13:47,840 He doesn't look like you, though. 268 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,833 Oh, small world. 269 00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:51,900 - Hey, buckle up. 270 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:54,580 - I'm okay, he looks like a safe driver. 271 00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,670 - Fine, have it your way. 272 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,730 Last time I saw my cousin, Jason, 273 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:03,320 we were in Fiji, weren't we, honey? 274 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,600 - Uh-huh. - So we 275 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,050 went to Fiji and, oh, my goodness. 276 00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:10,220 The water and everything, it was so gorgeous. 277 00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:11,920 We went on this excursion, 278 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,240 and our tour guide was this cute little Asian man. 279 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,280 He had a little rice picker hat. 280 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,862 It was just adorable. 281 00:14:17,862 --> 00:14:19,020 I could car less where 282 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:22,340 you went with your cousin, Jason, bitch. 283 00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:23,780 Wow, 284 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,707 congratulations. 285 00:14:25,707 --> 00:14:27,720 Him and a few million other American men 286 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,780 are all named Jason. 287 00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:32,910 How can this dude put up with this mindless broad? 288 00:14:32,910 --> 00:14:34,760 Look at him on his phone. 289 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,460 He's probably on a dating app trying 290 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:39,940 to find other women to fool around with in his spare time. 291 00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:41,543 If he has any spare time. 292 00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:43,750 What a moron. 293 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,460 - And my mother inherited my grandmother's ring, 294 00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:47,680 and I'll tell you what, 295 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,300 it was not a small ring, it is huge, 296 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,010 and she was gonna give it to me for my wedding, 297 00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:54,500 but I told her, no, it's better off if my sister takes it. 298 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,770 So my sister has it. 299 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,350 What a great idea. 300 00:14:57,350 --> 00:15:00,040 Two meaningless zoo animals getting together 301 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,610 to live a fantasy dream. 302 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:03,460 What a nightmare. 303 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:07,890 How can this idiot handle being with her? 304 00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:09,500 She's babbling. 305 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,610 - And a lotta people say that 306 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,010 was a really humble thing to do on my part, 307 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:15,403 but that's just who I am as a person. 308 00:15:15,403 --> 00:15:16,530 I bet even if 309 00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:18,330 I don't say another word, 310 00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:19,230 she'll continue on 311 00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:20,985 and on 312 00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:22,773 and on. 313 00:15:22,773 --> 00:15:24,150 - I love giving to charities 314 00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:26,720 and animal rights, that's like my passion. 315 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,970 I think it's just so disgusting what they do to those geese. 316 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,870 You know, to get their, what do you call it? 317 00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:33,380 The, the down feathers? 318 00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:34,690 Ooh, that's disgusting. 319 00:15:34,690 --> 00:15:36,360 Isn't it disgusting, babe? 320 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,500 - Yeah, 321 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:38,360 right. 322 00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:41,490 I'm listening, babe. 323 00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:42,622 It's disgusting. 324 00:15:42,622 --> 00:15:44,305 - You're shittin' right, it's disgusting. 325 00:15:44,305 --> 00:15:45,505 Ooh. 326 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,440 Wait a minute. 327 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:49,900 Where are we? 328 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:51,640 - I had to stop for a moment. 329 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,610 Can you believe this, honey? 330 00:15:57,410 --> 00:15:59,320 - My apologies. 331 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,370 I have to get something out of the trunk. 332 00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:03,803 Thank you for being patient. 333 00:16:04,820 --> 00:16:08,963 You both seem like two very patient individuals. 334 00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:11,763 Especially you, Susie. 335 00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:14,123 - Go. 336 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,543 It's totally cool. 337 00:16:18,650 --> 00:16:19,970 I'm very patient. 338 00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:21,380 I am patient. 339 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,080 It's part of who I am as a person. 340 00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:33,043 - Here, 341 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,630 you both look very thirsty. 342 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,200 Would you like some 343 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,033 water? 344 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,860 - Oh, thank you. 345 00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:42,910 How cute. 346 00:16:42,910 --> 00:16:45,140 Teeny tiny little water bottle. 347 00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:46,960 This kinda reminds me of something, babe. 348 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,710 Doesn't it remind you of something? 349 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:51,520 - Ha-ha, very funny. 350 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:52,590 - That is funny. 351 00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:54,030 I'm so funny. 352 00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:56,360 Yeah, I said it, said it was funny. 353 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,410 - You know, I could write a comedy sitcom 354 00:16:58,410 --> 00:17:00,400 and sell it to a network. 355 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,430 I should take one of those improv classes. 356 00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:04,800 Uh, I could do standup. 357 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,380 I bet I would be so good at standup. 358 00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:08,049 Wouldn't I be good? 359 00:17:08,049 --> 00:17:09,860 Ah, yeah. 360 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,630 - Oh, no, you'd, you'd be good. 361 00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,140 - That's right. 362 00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:17,520 I'm way funnier then that one fat bitch 363 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,715 from the Comedy Channel. 364 00:17:24,078 --> 00:17:24,984 Mm, mm, mm. 365 00:17:24,984 --> 00:17:25,817 Mm-mm. 366 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,707 Not one sip for you, young man. 367 00:17:28,707 --> 00:17:31,330 You take one sip you'll have to pee pee time in two minutes. 368 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,063 - So, we don't have any ti... 369 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,026 Ow. 370 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,490 Ow, what the hell? 371 00:17:39,490 --> 00:17:40,460 My stomach hurts. 372 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,140 Are you okay? 373 00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:44,003 No, my stomach really hurts. 374 00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:47,730 - Thank you so much, - Ow. 375 00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:48,680 For being patient. 376 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,409 - Yeah, no problem. 377 00:17:50,409 --> 00:17:51,753 - Ow, ow, ow, 378 00:17:51,753 --> 00:17:53,940 ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 379 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:54,773 Are you okay? 380 00:17:55,670 --> 00:17:57,930 - Yeah, it's just my-- 381 00:17:57,930 --> 00:17:58,763 - Don't worry. 382 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,495 You'll be home soon. 383 00:18:02,495 --> 00:18:03,745 - Ow, ow. - Shh. 384 00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:07,654 Be quiet, we'll be home soon. 385 00:18:10,095 --> 00:18:11,246 - Shh. - My stomach hurts. 386 00:18:11,246 --> 00:18:12,500 It's probably the shellfish. 387 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,870 It's not the shellfish. 388 00:18:13,870 --> 00:18:15,410 - You had shellfish, 389 00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:16,650 your stomach doesn't hurt. 390 00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:18,757 - That's cause I'm not shellfish like you. 391 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:21,410 - Not funny. 392 00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:22,790 I'm sorry. 393 00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:23,890 - Ow. 394 00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:24,810 The water. 395 00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:25,810 I just took a sip of water. 396 00:18:25,810 --> 00:18:26,665 It's the water. 397 00:18:26,665 --> 00:18:28,450 - Susie, 398 00:18:28,450 --> 00:18:30,610 water doesn't make your stomach hurt. 399 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,170 - Yes, it does. 400 00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:34,223 - That doesn't make any sense, here look. 401 00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:38,630 No, no, don't do it. 402 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:40,493 No. 403 00:18:41,456 --> 00:18:44,513 No. 404 00:18:44,513 --> 00:18:45,660 Ow. 405 00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:47,700 It's fine, we're fine. 406 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:48,633 - Ow, ow, ow. 407 00:18:49,470 --> 00:18:51,227 I think he drugged the water. 408 00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:54,283 - You're ridiculous. 409 00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:58,445 I just took a big gulp and I feel fine. 410 00:18:58,445 --> 00:18:59,540 Hey, driver? 411 00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:02,054 You didn't drug the water, did you? 412 00:19:02,054 --> 00:19:03,560 Me? 413 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,040 - No, the other driver that's driving us around right now. 414 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:09,140 Huh, you are so smart. 415 00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:10,930 Did you or didn't you? 416 00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:12,570 I would do nothing of the sort. 417 00:19:12,570 --> 00:19:15,210 - See honey, he would do nothing of the sort. 418 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:17,533 - Ow. 419 00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:20,580 My stomach. 420 00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:21,413 See? 421 00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:24,780 - Ah, it's gotta be the shellfish. 422 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:26,220 - It's not, you're an idiot. 423 00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:28,013 Oh, my God, it's the water. 424 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,923 - It's finally digesting. 425 00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:32,783 - That's it. 426 00:19:32,783 --> 00:19:34,160 I am calling the cops. 427 00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:38,790 Yes, I'd like to report an emergency. 428 00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:41,900 My boyfriend and I have been drugged by our Hitch driver. 429 00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:43,670 I haven't done anything. 430 00:19:43,670 --> 00:19:45,070 - Susie. - Yes, we live, 431 00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:46,100 uh, yes. 432 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,320 Um. - Susie, you're 433 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,283 overreacting. - Ooh. 434 00:19:49,283 --> 00:19:50,116 Give me your phone. 435 00:19:50,116 --> 00:19:51,410 - No, I'm not giving you my phone. 436 00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:53,310 Get outta here. - Quit being shellfish. 437 00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:55,070 - It's not funny dude. 438 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,240 - Yes, yes, yes. 439 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,440 Um, 440 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,273 yes, he's drugged us. 441 00:19:58,273 --> 00:19:59,386 Get off. - Give me the phone. 442 00:19:59,386 --> 00:20:00,336 - My boyfriend is trying 443 00:20:00,336 --> 00:20:01,994 to rape me. - Give me the phone. 444 00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:05,227 - I live at 407 Highland Hills, please. 445 00:20:05,227 --> 00:20:06,060 - Give me the phone. 446 00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:11,000 Is she okay? 447 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,183 She'll be fine. 448 00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:15,483 My stomach really does hurt, though. 449 00:20:16,398 --> 00:20:18,213 It's probably the shellfish. 450 00:25:26,370 --> 00:25:27,500 Oh, wow, hi. 451 00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:28,680 - Hello there. 452 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,310 - It's weird, I thought you were farther. 453 00:25:31,310 --> 00:25:33,456 - The app does that sometimes. 454 00:25:33,456 --> 00:25:34,360 - Oh, 455 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:35,193 okay. 456 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,750 - Here's your Hawaiian veggie burger. 457 00:25:40,067 --> 00:25:41,646 - The app told me. 458 00:25:41,646 --> 00:25:42,479 - Oh, 459 00:25:42,479 --> 00:25:43,590 duh. 460 00:25:43,590 --> 00:25:45,345 Okay, thanks, bye. 461 00:25:51,820 --> 00:25:52,820 - Yeah, 462 00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:54,340 no. 463 00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:56,710 My place isn't really like fit for that. 464 00:25:56,710 --> 00:25:58,310 - I'm sure it's not, 465 00:25:58,310 --> 00:26:00,150 but it'll be real quick. 466 00:26:00,150 --> 00:26:01,380 I really have to 467 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,233 urinate. 468 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,433 Pretty please? 469 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,170 - Yeah, 470 00:26:16,170 --> 00:26:17,400 sure. 471 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,803 Um, just excuse the mess. 472 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,000 And be quick. 473 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,843 - Oh, it will only take a minute. 474 00:26:40,411 --> 00:26:41,828 Alright. 475 00:26:43,298 --> 00:26:44,381 Come to mama. 476 00:26:47,188 --> 00:26:48,021 Mm-hmm. 477 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:50,881 Mm. 478 00:27:02,168 --> 00:27:03,288 Yeah. 479 00:27:11,402 --> 00:27:12,319 Shit. 480 00:30:34,629 --> 00:30:35,462 - Uh, aw. 481 00:30:52,065 --> 00:30:52,898 - Shit. 482 00:31:19,839 --> 00:31:21,482 Shut up, shut up you mutt. 483 00:31:24,248 --> 00:31:25,081 Piffin? 484 00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:31,291 Piffin? 485 00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:45,333 Piffin? 486 00:31:47,554 --> 00:31:48,387 Hmm. 487 00:32:22,128 --> 00:32:23,173 Oh, hi. 488 00:32:23,173 --> 00:32:25,150 I don't believe I've ever seen you around here. 489 00:32:25,150 --> 00:32:26,289 Excuse me, I have to get by. 490 00:32:26,289 --> 00:32:27,253 Well, why are you so nervous? 491 00:32:27,253 --> 00:32:29,010 - I have, I've got a rider, 492 00:32:29,010 --> 00:32:30,050 I'm gonna be late. 493 00:32:30,050 --> 00:32:31,220 Really, how-- - I'm a Hitch driver. 494 00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:32,053 - Oh, that explains everything. 495 00:32:32,053 --> 00:32:34,623 Leave me alone. 496 00:32:34,623 --> 00:32:35,559 - Fine. 497 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,153 - Dude. 498 00:33:13,140 --> 00:33:15,220 What the hell took you so long? 499 00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:16,210 I apologize. 500 00:33:16,210 --> 00:33:17,580 I was caught up. 501 00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:20,140 - Well, you're gonna make me late for my show. 502 00:33:20,140 --> 00:33:21,770 Again, I, I apologize. 503 00:33:21,770 --> 00:33:22,816 I'm, I'm sorry. 504 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,880 - Well, step on it. 505 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,980 Um, we will get there safe and sound. 506 00:33:29,980 --> 00:33:32,030 Without getting a ticket. 507 00:33:32,030 --> 00:33:34,700 - It's okay, my followers can wait. 508 00:33:34,700 --> 00:33:36,480 Your followers? 509 00:33:38,860 --> 00:33:39,860 Know what? 510 00:33:45,466 --> 00:33:46,383 Spankie? 511 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:50,460 - I'm Spankie frickin' Valentine. 512 00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:51,750 Oh. 513 00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:53,130 So you're a porn star? 514 00:33:53,130 --> 00:33:54,460 - Wow. 515 00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:56,460 Because that would make sense. 516 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,048 - No. 517 00:34:16,048 --> 00:34:19,434 For your information, I'm a musician. 518 00:34:19,434 --> 00:34:20,990 Oh, a musician. 519 00:34:20,990 --> 00:34:21,893 That's rare. 520 00:34:22,770 --> 00:34:24,620 Especially in LA. 521 00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:26,660 - Oh, and it's so rare you being 522 00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:29,989 a Hitch driver in LA, now isn't it? 523 00:34:29,989 --> 00:34:34,480 I, I was just kidding with you. 524 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,370 What type of music do you perform? 525 00:34:37,370 --> 00:34:39,061 I'm intrigued. 526 00:34:39,061 --> 00:34:39,920 - Oh, 527 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:40,753 well, 528 00:34:40,753 --> 00:34:41,700 I, 529 00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:42,750 I do pop 530 00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:43,690 and rock 531 00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:44,523 and 532 00:34:44,523 --> 00:34:45,420 hip hop. 533 00:34:45,420 --> 00:34:47,910 Pretty much any style, I like to do it all. 534 00:34:47,910 --> 00:34:50,070 Wow, I'm impressed. 535 00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:52,980 Thank you so 536 00:34:52,980 --> 00:34:54,360 much. 537 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,593 You're welcome so much. 538 00:35:01,105 --> 00:35:02,098 What about me? 539 00:35:02,098 --> 00:35:04,643 - I don't know, do you play any instruments? 540 00:35:04,643 --> 00:35:08,250 I, I used to, not anymore. 541 00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:11,920 - Okay, so, what instrument did you used to play? 542 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:12,753 - Well-- - Wa, wa, wa, 543 00:35:12,753 --> 00:35:13,586 wa, wa, wait. 544 00:35:13,586 --> 00:35:14,430 Let me guess, let me guess. 545 00:35:14,430 --> 00:35:15,630 I got this. 546 00:35:15,630 --> 00:35:17,963 You were totally in a marching band, right? 547 00:35:19,130 --> 00:35:20,500 You figured me out. 548 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:22,370 - I know, it's, it's totally normal 549 00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:25,380 Kids like you do the whole marching band scene, I get it. 550 00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:28,203 What do you mean, kids like me? 551 00:35:29,810 --> 00:35:32,013 - I, I'm not trying to be mean. 552 00:35:32,013 --> 00:35:33,190 Oh, no, don't worry. 553 00:35:33,190 --> 00:35:34,600 You won't offend me. 554 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,743 - Well, you know, like, nerdy. 555 00:35:40,060 --> 00:35:41,940 Guilty as charged. 556 00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:44,520 - Hey, I mean, nerds rule the world. 557 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:45,510 Really, so true. - Yes, they do. 558 00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:47,240 - Like, I was totally just talking 559 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:48,500 to my boyfriend about this. 560 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:49,650 Oh. 561 00:35:49,650 --> 00:35:51,053 You have a boyfriend. 562 00:35:51,940 --> 00:35:53,430 - Yes. 563 00:35:53,430 --> 00:35:55,604 Oh, that's too bad. 564 00:35:57,687 --> 00:36:00,490 Means you can't have any fun. 565 00:36:00,490 --> 00:36:02,120 - Oh, honey, 566 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:05,410 I have more fun than you could possibly imagine. 567 00:36:05,410 --> 00:36:06,350 Really, now? 568 00:36:06,350 --> 00:36:08,900 - Yeah, especially, 569 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,740 I love 570 00:36:10,740 --> 00:36:13,190 hitting on hot Hitch drivers 571 00:36:13,190 --> 00:36:14,340 just 572 00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:15,510 like 573 00:36:15,510 --> 00:36:16,343 you. 574 00:36:18,370 --> 00:36:21,363 - Whatever. 575 00:36:22,410 --> 00:36:25,170 - Oh, come one, I almost had you there. 576 00:36:25,170 --> 00:36:26,650 No, not really. 577 00:36:26,650 --> 00:36:30,060 - Oh, come on, you would have wanted to. 578 00:36:30,060 --> 00:36:31,970 Wanted to what, exactly? 579 00:36:31,970 --> 00:36:32,803 - You know. 580 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:36,200 It's alright, most guys do. 581 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,350 Wow, you're so modest. 582 00:36:38,350 --> 00:36:39,630 - Well, I mean, when you have 583 00:36:39,630 --> 00:36:41,260 like a couple million followers 584 00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:44,750 and 90% of them are guys, it's kinda hard not to be. 585 00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:46,430 Does your boyfriend know? 586 00:36:46,430 --> 00:36:49,380 - My boyfriend totally knows my demographic. 587 00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:51,450 In fact, he encourages 588 00:36:51,450 --> 00:36:54,820 flirtation and that I wear, you know, like sexy outfits. 589 00:36:54,820 --> 00:36:56,710 It means more merch sales. 590 00:36:56,710 --> 00:37:00,063 Aren't you worried about security? 591 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:02,800 - Nah. 592 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,300 That's why I got this bad boy. 593 00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:06,123 Hmm. 594 00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:08,540 Here, 595 00:37:08,540 --> 00:37:10,670 have some of this. 596 00:37:10,670 --> 00:37:11,503 - I'm okay. 597 00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:14,710 No, I insist. 598 00:37:14,710 --> 00:37:15,543 - I'm good. 599 00:37:16,670 --> 00:37:18,940 You should really have some water 600 00:37:18,940 --> 00:37:20,860 before your concert. 601 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:25,260 Teach me what? 602 00:37:27,890 --> 00:37:28,920 This isn't candy. 603 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,423 Same difference. 604 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,100 Whatever you want. 605 00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:34,593 - That's usually how it goes. 606 00:37:49,070 --> 00:37:50,819 - I was only playing. 607 00:37:50,819 --> 00:37:51,756 Hmm. 608 00:37:53,550 --> 00:37:56,000 - Oh, my gosh, I love this song. 609 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,753 Don't you love this song? Turn it up. 610 00:37:59,455 --> 00:38:02,753 ♪ A band of angels ♪ 611 00:38:02,753 --> 00:38:05,729 ♪ Comin' after me ♪ 612 00:38:05,729 --> 00:38:10,729 ♪ A comin' for to carry me home ♪ 613 00:38:11,145 --> 00:38:14,039 ♪ To swing low ♪ 614 00:38:14,039 --> 00:38:17,958 ♪ Sweet chariot ♪ 615 00:38:17,958 --> 00:38:22,958 ♪ A comin' for to carry me home ♪ 616 00:38:23,322 --> 00:38:26,273 ♪ Swing low ♪ 617 00:38:26,273 --> 00:38:30,012 ♪ Sweet chariot ♪ 618 00:38:30,012 --> 00:38:35,012 ♪ A comin' for to carry me home ♪ 619 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:39,222 ♪ I'm sometimes up ♪ 620 00:38:39,222 --> 00:38:42,390 ♪ And sometimes down ♪ 621 00:38:42,390 --> 00:38:47,390 ♪ But comin' for to carry me home ♪ 622 00:38:48,472 --> 00:38:51,126 ♪ But still my soul ♪ 623 00:38:51,126 --> 00:38:54,622 ♪ Feels heavenly bound ♪ 624 00:38:54,622 --> 00:38:59,622 ♪ A comin' for to carry me home ♪ 625 00:39:00,142 --> 00:39:03,159 ♪ A swing low ♪ 626 00:39:03,159 --> 00:39:04,490 ♪ Sweet ♪ 627 00:39:04,490 --> 00:39:09,490 ♪ Chariot ♪ 628 00:39:09,591 --> 00:39:13,221 ♪ Comin' for to carry me ♪ 629 00:39:13,221 --> 00:39:15,138 ♪ Home ♪ 630 00:39:16,272 --> 00:39:19,749 ♪ Swing low ♪ 631 00:39:19,749 --> 00:39:24,528 ♪ Sweet chariot ♪ 632 00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:28,245 ♪ Comin' for to carry me ♪ 633 00:39:28,245 --> 00:39:31,368 ♪ Home ♪ 634 00:39:31,368 --> 00:39:34,285 ♪ I'm sometimes up ♪ 635 00:39:35,292 --> 00:39:38,993 ♪ And sometimes down ♪ 636 00:39:38,993 --> 00:39:42,385 ♪ Comin' for to carry me ♪ 637 00:39:42,385 --> 00:39:45,272 ♪ Home ♪ 638 00:39:45,272 --> 00:39:48,745 ♪ But still my soul ♪ 639 00:39:48,745 --> 00:39:52,770 ♪ Is heavenly bound ♪ 640 00:39:52,770 --> 00:39:56,369 ♪ Comin' for to carry me ♪ 641 00:39:56,369 --> 00:39:58,804 ♪ Home ♪ 642 00:39:58,804 --> 00:40:02,337 ♪ Swing low ♪ 643 00:40:02,337 --> 00:40:03,434 ♪ Sweet ♪ 644 00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:06,890 ♪ Chariot ♪ 645 00:40:06,890 --> 00:40:10,158 ♪ Comin for to carry me ♪ 646 00:40:10,158 --> 00:40:12,537 ♪ Home ♪ 647 00:40:12,537 --> 00:40:15,971 ♪ Swing low ♪ 648 00:40:15,971 --> 00:40:17,023 ♪ Sweet ♪ 649 00:40:17,023 --> 00:40:19,190 ♪ Chariot ♪ 650 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:24,232 ♪ Comin' for to carry me ♪ 651 00:40:24,232 --> 00:40:27,477 ♪ Home ♪ 652 00:40:47,237 --> 00:40:50,539 I was worried about you. 653 00:40:52,812 --> 00:40:55,980 - You weren't answering my texts. 654 00:40:55,980 --> 00:40:57,163 - My apologies. 655 00:40:59,430 --> 00:41:01,310 I was busy. 656 00:41:01,310 --> 00:41:02,893 Taking care of things. 657 00:41:07,075 --> 00:41:08,340 - Come to bed. 658 00:41:45,571 --> 00:41:48,300 - I have to be going. 659 00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:49,133 Soon. 660 00:41:55,069 --> 00:41:56,084 - Come here. 661 00:42:10,539 --> 00:42:11,372 Uh-huh. 662 00:42:27,578 --> 00:42:29,935 What's gotten into you? 663 00:42:29,935 --> 00:42:30,768 I like it. 664 00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:24,933 Yes. 665 00:43:24,933 --> 00:43:26,730 - Yeah, alright, get in babe. 666 00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:35,010 Come over here. 667 00:43:35,010 --> 00:43:36,080 Give me some of that sugar, baby. 668 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:36,913 C'mon, mm, 669 00:43:37,961 --> 00:43:38,794 yeah. 670 00:43:39,915 --> 00:43:42,106 Mmm, baby. 671 00:43:42,106 --> 00:43:45,412 - Mm, days, babe, we talkin' about nights. 672 00:43:47,950 --> 00:43:50,563 And Dave's gonna make you a happy girl tonight, yeah. 673 00:43:59,660 --> 00:44:01,360 Okay, kids, here we are. 674 00:44:03,143 --> 00:44:07,668 Alright, c'mon, let's go, baby. 675 00:44:07,668 --> 00:44:09,251 C'mon, you alright. 676 00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:12,340 You alright. 677 00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:14,090 You alright, just wait right there. 678 00:44:15,088 --> 00:44:17,460 Hey, 679 00:44:17,460 --> 00:44:19,156 here you go. 680 00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:20,874 This is a $50 dollar bill. 681 00:44:20,874 --> 00:44:22,320 - I know. 682 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,010 I just, I need you to come back 683 00:44:24,010 --> 00:44:26,600 to that bar around like, midnight. 684 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:27,590 Don't have the app on. 685 00:44:27,590 --> 00:44:30,030 Alright, I'll just, I'll be waiting. 686 00:44:30,030 --> 00:44:31,240 - Alright, okay. - Hey, hey. 687 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:32,290 - Sure, sure, okay. - I'll make it 688 00:44:32,290 --> 00:44:33,210 worth your while. 689 00:44:33,210 --> 00:44:34,513 - Okay. - Promise. 690 00:44:35,770 --> 00:44:36,770 Midnight. 691 00:44:36,770 --> 00:44:37,720 Midnight. 692 00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:47,393 Oh, great. 693 00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:50,200 Trace? 694 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,430 Yeah. 695 00:44:51,430 --> 00:44:52,558 Get in. 696 00:44:52,558 --> 00:44:53,743 Thanks. 697 00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:56,330 It's cold out there, man. 698 00:44:56,330 --> 00:44:57,310 You keepin' it warm in here? 699 00:44:57,310 --> 00:44:58,543 Yes, I am. 700 00:44:59,540 --> 00:45:00,373 - Cool. 701 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,153 Damn. 702 00:45:05,780 --> 00:45:07,230 - I don't know, you ever like, 703 00:45:07,230 --> 00:45:09,740 look up at the stars and 704 00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:12,430 think, you know, maybe we're not alone? 705 00:45:12,430 --> 00:45:14,010 - Whenever I look up at the sky, 706 00:45:14,010 --> 00:45:15,240 I don't see anything. 707 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:16,970 We live in LA, for chrissakes. 708 00:45:16,970 --> 00:45:18,030 - No, you know what I mean, 709 00:45:18,030 --> 00:45:19,450 like when you go up in the hills, 710 00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:22,933 and you can get away from all this and it's clear. 711 00:45:23,860 --> 00:45:26,720 Oh, you're talking about aliens? 712 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:28,190 - Yeah, man. - Oh, I think about 713 00:45:28,190 --> 00:45:29,680 them all the time. 714 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:30,513 Really? 715 00:45:30,513 --> 00:45:31,720 No. 716 00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:33,630 - Well, NASA states that there's hundreds 717 00:45:33,630 --> 00:45:37,350 of billions of galaxies in the universe, 718 00:45:37,350 --> 00:45:41,130 and there's roughly the same amount of habitable planets. 719 00:45:41,130 --> 00:45:42,120 Uh-huh. 720 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,150 - Meaning, out of hundreds of billions 721 00:45:44,150 --> 00:45:46,180 of planets in the known universe, 722 00:45:46,180 --> 00:45:48,410 we're just one tiny spec. 723 00:45:48,410 --> 00:45:49,260 Uh-huh. 724 00:45:49,260 --> 00:45:52,410 - I mean, how can there not be other live out there? 725 00:45:52,410 --> 00:45:54,010 Well, you make a valid point. 726 00:45:54,010 --> 00:45:55,063 What made you think of this? 727 00:45:55,063 --> 00:45:57,320 - I don't know, man. 728 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,384 It's just been on my mind. 729 00:45:59,384 --> 00:46:01,190 Okay. 730 00:46:03,330 --> 00:46:04,163 Yes. 731 00:46:07,550 --> 00:46:08,383 Both. 732 00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:12,680 I have a brother who's 733 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,240 a, a little bit older than me, 734 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:17,143 and I have a sister who's younger. 735 00:46:18,850 --> 00:46:19,683 - Cool. 736 00:46:19,683 --> 00:46:20,516 You guys get along? 737 00:46:20,516 --> 00:46:22,680 Well, sort of. 738 00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:25,930 Well, I mean, we don't not get along. 739 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:27,890 - I see. 740 00:46:27,890 --> 00:46:31,060 I mean, we all sort of live our own lives. 741 00:46:31,060 --> 00:46:32,430 - I know what you mean. 742 00:46:32,430 --> 00:46:33,410 Oh? 743 00:46:33,410 --> 00:46:35,970 - Yeah, we're just all so busy. 744 00:46:35,970 --> 00:46:37,628 Exactly. 745 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,230 You got any kids? 746 00:46:40,230 --> 00:46:42,560 I have two boys. 747 00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:43,480 Two 748 00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,400 little boys. 749 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,460 - Nice, 750 00:46:46,460 --> 00:46:47,420 nice. 751 00:46:47,420 --> 00:46:49,690 What makes you ask? 752 00:46:49,690 --> 00:46:51,790 - I don't know, I'm just curious, I guess. 753 00:46:53,870 --> 00:46:54,856 Question. 754 00:46:54,856 --> 00:46:56,560 Ah, here it comes. 755 00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,290 Wow, that's a really personal question. 756 00:47:02,170 --> 00:47:05,670 - Sorry, man, I'm not meaning to be personal or anything. 757 00:47:05,670 --> 00:47:08,300 I believe in God or a God. 758 00:47:08,300 --> 00:47:09,590 Good for you. 759 00:47:09,590 --> 00:47:10,823 Do you not believe? 760 00:47:10,823 --> 00:47:12,200 I mean, it's cool if you don't. 761 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,720 I have, you know, friends that are atheists. 762 00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:16,700 I was an atheist for awhile. 763 00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:18,853 I believe in the idea of a god, 764 00:47:19,690 --> 00:47:21,890 but I don't believe there's some guy 765 00:47:21,890 --> 00:47:24,450 with a white beard sittin' up in the clouds 766 00:47:24,450 --> 00:47:28,260 and sendin' people to Hell for stupid reasons. 767 00:47:30,510 --> 00:47:34,326 Oh, you know, like, jerkin' you gherkin'. 768 00:47:34,326 --> 00:47:35,330 - Huh, 769 00:47:35,330 --> 00:47:36,980 yeah, huh. 770 00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:38,460 I don't know man, Heaven and Hell 771 00:47:38,460 --> 00:47:39,970 are a whole other topic for me. 772 00:47:39,970 --> 00:47:42,570 Now listen, let's stick to aliens. 773 00:47:42,570 --> 00:47:43,690 - Sure. 774 00:47:43,690 --> 00:47:46,240 I mean, if there any aliens 775 00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:50,380 then I, I hope they're vastly superior to humans. 776 00:47:50,380 --> 00:47:51,670 It shouldn't be that hard. 777 00:47:51,670 --> 00:47:53,140 - I don't know, we are like 778 00:47:53,140 --> 00:47:56,070 the most intelligent beings in the known universe. 779 00:47:56,070 --> 00:47:57,760 That's a scary thought. 780 00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,050 - I guess, but think about all that man has accomplished. 781 00:48:01,050 --> 00:48:06,050 I mean, goin' to space, building the Great Wall of China, 782 00:48:06,190 --> 00:48:07,700 Pyramids in Egypt. 783 00:48:07,700 --> 00:48:09,430 Slave labor. 784 00:48:09,430 --> 00:48:10,780 It's great. 785 00:48:10,780 --> 00:48:12,670 - Yeah, but think about how far we've come, 786 00:48:12,670 --> 00:48:14,080 and how far we'll go. 787 00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,480 The possibilities are endless. 788 00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,750 I really feel like we're moving backwards 789 00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:20,060 rather than forwards. 790 00:48:20,060 --> 00:48:20,930 Really? 791 00:48:20,930 --> 00:48:24,140 Yeah, I mean, take cellphones for instance. 792 00:48:24,140 --> 00:48:27,000 Everybody's glued to these cellphones. 793 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,880 I pick up a passenger, 794 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,260 the ride's 20 minutes long, 795 00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:35,413 they're glued to their phone the entire length of the ride. 796 00:48:36,670 --> 00:48:38,890 I remember a time when people used 797 00:48:38,890 --> 00:48:42,100 to communicate with each other. 798 00:48:42,100 --> 00:48:44,733 When people used to engage with one another. 799 00:48:45,890 --> 00:48:48,520 I remember a time when your neighbors 800 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:49,840 would leave their doors open, 801 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,890 and you could come over at anytime you wanted to. 802 00:48:52,890 --> 00:48:54,730 - Yeah, man, but look at all the stuff 803 00:48:54,730 --> 00:48:57,180 you can do on cellphones that we couldn't do before. 804 00:48:57,180 --> 00:49:00,060 Like order a pizza by just tapping a few times. 805 00:49:00,060 --> 00:49:01,460 I mean, it's like magic. 806 00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:04,160 We've been able to do that for decades. 807 00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:08,290 It's called picking up a phone and placing an order. 808 00:49:08,290 --> 00:49:09,220 - Like, dude, I don't know. 809 00:49:09,220 --> 00:49:11,420 Did something like happen to you when you were younger 810 00:49:11,420 --> 00:49:14,450 that just made you give up and lose hope? 811 00:49:14,450 --> 00:49:16,830 I haven't lost all hope. 812 00:49:16,830 --> 00:49:18,860 Well, it doesn't sound like it. 813 00:49:18,860 --> 00:49:20,423 I'm just observing. 814 00:49:21,430 --> 00:49:24,750 I mean, take that guy for an example. 815 00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:27,290 Oh, he's texting while driving. 816 00:49:27,290 --> 00:49:30,100 If that isn't a manslaughter case waiting to happen, 817 00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:32,620 I, I don't know what is. 818 00:49:32,620 --> 00:49:33,850 People are so tuned out, 819 00:49:33,850 --> 00:49:36,053 they have no idea of their surroundings. 820 00:49:36,980 --> 00:49:38,660 The majority of them are morons. 821 00:49:38,660 --> 00:49:40,640 - Hmm, see that's why once in a while 822 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:41,850 I get away from it all. 823 00:49:41,850 --> 00:49:43,260 Oh, really? 824 00:49:43,260 --> 00:49:44,330 - I unplug. 825 00:49:44,330 --> 00:49:47,010 I go out into the wilderness. 826 00:49:47,010 --> 00:49:49,393 A guy like you out in the wilderness? 827 00:49:50,250 --> 00:49:51,340 - Yeah. 828 00:49:51,340 --> 00:49:52,410 I can't even picture 829 00:49:52,410 --> 00:49:55,047 a guy like me out in the wilderness. 830 00:49:55,047 --> 00:49:57,680 See, what are you complaining about? 831 00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,780 I'm not complaining. 832 00:49:59,780 --> 00:50:00,843 I'm observing. 833 00:50:02,130 --> 00:50:03,220 - Well, believe it or not, 834 00:50:03,220 --> 00:50:07,000 camping can lead to some very valuable insights. 835 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,560 More people should be like you. 836 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,590 You're quite the model citizen. 837 00:50:11,590 --> 00:50:13,070 - You know, I think they are. 838 00:50:13,070 --> 00:50:14,420 They just kinda put up this front 839 00:50:14,420 --> 00:50:16,330 for other people to make them think 840 00:50:16,330 --> 00:50:19,460 they live a certain way and they're so happy. 841 00:50:19,460 --> 00:50:21,117 Especially out here in LA. 842 00:50:21,117 --> 00:50:22,960 Now that's deep. 843 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,570 - Look, when people see me, 844 00:50:24,570 --> 00:50:27,150 they get a whole different idea about me. 845 00:50:27,150 --> 00:50:28,890 I can't imagine. 846 00:50:28,890 --> 00:50:32,107 - They see this gothic, emo, pussy boy. 847 00:50:32,969 --> 00:50:35,580 Well, I, I mean, when you walked to the door, 848 00:50:35,580 --> 00:50:37,600 you looked like Bela Lugosi 849 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,070 on his way to a Transylvania party. 850 00:50:40,070 --> 00:50:41,400 You don't really scream out, 851 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,080 hey, come here and give me a hug. 852 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:44,383 Touche. 853 00:50:45,302 --> 00:50:47,550 But you know, when people get to know me, 854 00:50:47,550 --> 00:50:50,470 they see that I'm actually just like them. 855 00:50:50,470 --> 00:50:52,590 But you're not like them. 856 00:50:52,590 --> 00:50:54,110 I'm not? 857 00:50:54,110 --> 00:50:55,870 You don't look like them. 858 00:50:55,870 --> 00:50:57,133 You don't act like them. 859 00:50:58,150 --> 00:50:59,920 Most people are judgemental. 860 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,710 - Well, yeah, I'm judgemental too, 861 00:51:01,710 --> 00:51:03,930 but I don't know, you know what I mean. 862 00:51:03,930 --> 00:51:05,010 Yeah, but-- 863 00:51:05,010 --> 00:51:08,730 - Just, what I'm saying is just because I look like this 864 00:51:08,730 --> 00:51:11,010 doesn't mean that I'm a bad guy. 865 00:51:11,010 --> 00:51:14,000 It just means you're misunderstood. 866 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,900 - I mean, I wouldn't even go that far. 867 00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:19,920 Hey, I'm up here to the right. 868 00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:20,753 Oh. 869 00:51:25,340 --> 00:51:26,173 Well, 870 00:51:27,190 --> 00:51:29,400 thank you for taking the time 871 00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,510 to have a meaningful conversation with me. 872 00:51:31,510 --> 00:51:33,000 - No problem, man. 873 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:37,313 Ah, hey, if you ever need anything, um, here's my card. 874 00:51:38,210 --> 00:51:39,043 Okay. 875 00:51:39,950 --> 00:51:41,633 - Well, off to work, hmm. 876 00:51:42,650 --> 00:51:44,170 You work here? 877 00:51:44,170 --> 00:51:45,003 - Yeah. 878 00:51:45,003 --> 00:51:46,623 Got the graveyard shift. 879 00:51:48,220 --> 00:51:49,670 Drive safe. 880 00:51:49,670 --> 00:51:50,620 I'll try. 881 00:52:05,020 --> 00:52:06,860 Are you Jason? 882 00:52:06,860 --> 00:52:08,390 I should be. 883 00:52:08,390 --> 00:52:09,223 - Thanks. 884 00:52:29,059 --> 00:52:32,023 Adorbs little hula girl, isn't she? 885 00:52:33,340 --> 00:52:34,340 Thank you. 886 00:52:35,410 --> 00:52:37,837 - I was being sarcastic. 887 00:52:37,837 --> 00:52:38,920 Oh. 888 00:52:41,180 --> 00:52:44,340 - You just thought that was adorable, didn't you? 889 00:52:44,340 --> 00:52:47,050 Like you didn't even think about like, 890 00:52:47,050 --> 00:52:52,050 the raping and pillaging of like the continent of Hawaii? 891 00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:53,583 Hmm. 892 00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:56,110 I didn't realize Hawaii was a continent. 893 00:52:57,747 --> 00:52:58,960 No. 894 00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:01,830 No. 895 00:53:05,167 --> 00:53:07,000 At Goodwill. 896 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,343 It was a good find. 897 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:14,410 - So, you're not gonna take it down because 898 00:53:14,410 --> 00:53:18,410 like it was a really good find at Goodwill? 899 00:53:18,410 --> 00:53:20,860 I didn't think it would offend anyone. 900 00:53:20,860 --> 00:53:23,670 - Well, you as a white, 901 00:53:23,670 --> 00:53:26,100 privileged male should know that 902 00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:29,200 that is very offensive to some people. 903 00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:31,140 So now you're judging me? 904 00:53:31,140 --> 00:53:32,670 - I'm not judging you. 905 00:53:32,670 --> 00:53:34,710 I don't judge, 906 00:53:34,710 --> 00:53:36,670 but you're obviously ignorant 907 00:53:36,670 --> 00:53:38,370 because you didn't even know 908 00:53:38,370 --> 00:53:41,260 about the raping and pillaging of Hawaii. 909 00:53:41,260 --> 00:53:43,370 What do you want me to say? 910 00:53:43,370 --> 00:53:45,480 - I don't want you to say anything. 911 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,110 I just want you to take down 912 00:53:47,110 --> 00:53:50,053 your little sexualized hula girl. 913 00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:52,180 Not gonna happen. 914 00:53:52,180 --> 00:53:54,473 You can give me one star if you want. 915 00:53:54,473 --> 00:53:58,540 - Huh, I will do more than give you a one star. 916 00:53:58,540 --> 00:54:01,940 Cool, um, you can get off here. 917 00:54:01,940 --> 00:54:05,873 - No, I'd like you to take me to my destination. 918 00:54:07,460 --> 00:54:09,020 Oh, sure. 919 00:54:09,020 --> 00:54:10,870 I'll totally do that. 920 00:54:10,870 --> 00:54:11,963 - Gee, thanks. 921 00:54:13,370 --> 00:54:16,330 I'm not quite sure why my beautiful 922 00:54:16,330 --> 00:54:18,920 Hawaiian hula princess offends you. 923 00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:20,750 - Yeah, worst thing in the world 924 00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:23,570 is if someone takes away your little hula tramp. 925 00:54:23,570 --> 00:54:24,410 Pretty funny. 926 00:54:24,410 --> 00:54:27,990 The real comedy is how much you're offended by it. 927 00:54:27,990 --> 00:54:29,400 - I'm getting offended because this 928 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,950 is something that hurts and effects me. 929 00:54:31,950 --> 00:54:34,190 How does it effect you again? 930 00:54:34,190 --> 00:54:36,050 - It's offensive. 931 00:54:36,050 --> 00:54:37,637 How many times do I have to tell you, 932 00:54:37,637 --> 00:54:39,483 you ignorant little twat? 933 00:54:40,670 --> 00:54:42,770 You look thirsty. 934 00:54:42,770 --> 00:54:44,112 Looks like you could use some 935 00:54:45,070 --> 00:54:46,375 water. 936 00:54:48,450 --> 00:54:52,373 - Oh, a thirsty girl like you should stay hydrated. 937 00:54:53,580 --> 00:54:54,680 - Alright, look bitch. 938 00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,070 Maybe your other little hula whores 939 00:54:57,070 --> 00:54:59,219 would fall into your little thirst trap. 940 00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,021 - You think that all women are just toys. 941 00:55:04,021 --> 00:55:04,854 I didn't say that. 942 00:55:04,854 --> 00:55:06,550 - That's what you're saying 943 00:55:06,550 --> 00:55:09,330 by failing to take that stupid doll down. 944 00:55:09,330 --> 00:55:12,392 That we're all just toys for boys to play with. 945 00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:13,720 Exactly. 946 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:15,050 - Wow. 947 00:55:15,050 --> 00:55:19,200 I care way too much for you to have such an obnoxious doll. 948 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,890 That's sad, actually. 949 00:55:20,890 --> 00:55:23,326 - It's not sad, it's important. 950 00:55:23,326 --> 00:55:24,280 It's pathetic. 951 00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,160 - It's not pathetic. 952 00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,580 Can I have your name, please? 953 00:55:28,580 --> 00:55:31,000 The name is in the app. 954 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,053 - No, smart ass, your full name. 955 00:55:33,930 --> 00:55:34,763 Jason. 956 00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:38,960 Palmer. 957 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:42,200 - Thank you. 958 00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:45,268 You're the worst passenger I've ever had on Hitch. 959 00:55:45,268 --> 00:55:47,410 - Huh, I feel special. 960 00:55:47,410 --> 00:55:48,243 It's pathetic that 961 00:55:48,243 --> 00:55:50,298 you're taking offense to a doll. 962 00:55:50,298 --> 00:55:51,328 - Women 963 00:55:51,328 --> 00:55:52,515 are not dolls. 964 00:55:52,515 --> 00:55:53,348 Women are not dolls. 965 00:55:54,682 --> 00:55:55,778 This 966 00:55:55,778 --> 00:55:56,611 is a doll. 967 00:55:56,611 --> 00:56:00,370 - That is a disrespectful object that you have in your car, 968 00:56:00,370 --> 00:56:01,203 and you 969 00:56:01,203 --> 00:56:02,050 as a 970 00:56:02,050 --> 00:56:03,210 fat, 971 00:56:03,210 --> 00:56:04,043 white, 972 00:56:04,043 --> 00:56:05,610 privileged male 973 00:56:05,610 --> 00:56:07,320 should know better that some people 974 00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,640 might find that offensive. 975 00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,890 You want me to pull it off the dash? 976 00:56:11,890 --> 00:56:12,910 - No. - It's Super Glued. 977 00:56:12,910 --> 00:56:14,320 - I'm just saying, you could just maybe 978 00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,890 set it down for like a second. 979 00:56:16,890 --> 00:56:19,010 You should know that not all passengers 980 00:56:19,010 --> 00:56:20,940 are going to find that amusing, 981 00:56:20,940 --> 00:56:22,180 and you're gonna experience 982 00:56:22,180 --> 00:56:24,213 this again, by the way, and again. 983 00:56:25,050 --> 00:56:25,883 Okay. 984 00:56:30,460 --> 00:56:31,630 - So, 985 00:56:31,630 --> 00:56:32,850 I hope 986 00:56:32,850 --> 00:56:34,220 that like from this lesson. 987 00:56:34,220 --> 00:56:35,990 What was the lesson again? 988 00:56:35,990 --> 00:56:38,440 That you're a bitch? 989 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:39,290 Oh, 990 00:56:39,290 --> 00:56:40,123 cool lesson. 991 00:56:40,123 --> 00:56:41,580 - I'm not a bitch. 992 00:56:41,580 --> 00:56:43,704 You're not pleasant now are you? 993 00:56:43,704 --> 00:56:47,230 - Ah-ho, so now I haven't been pleasant enough 994 00:56:47,230 --> 00:56:50,010 to the little fat man who's driving me. 995 00:56:50,010 --> 00:56:53,240 I've been nothing but pleasant to you. 996 00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:56,530 - Bee-tee-dubs, I've been recording this the entire time. 997 00:56:56,530 --> 00:56:57,999 I'm super excited. 998 00:56:57,999 --> 00:56:59,330 Oh, 999 00:56:59,330 --> 00:57:00,163 dope. 1000 00:57:00,163 --> 00:57:03,310 - You're gonna be on the World Wide Web. 1001 00:57:03,310 --> 00:57:07,670 Cool, I always wanted to be an internet sensation. 1002 00:57:07,670 --> 00:57:09,100 - It'll be hilar. 1003 00:57:09,100 --> 00:57:10,550 I'm ending this ride now. 1004 00:57:10,550 --> 00:57:12,480 You can call another Hitch if you want to. 1005 00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:15,663 - No, you can take me all the way to my house. 1006 00:57:15,663 --> 00:57:17,590 I'm, I'm ending the ride now. 1007 00:57:17,590 --> 00:57:19,360 Here's the sidewalk. 1008 00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:20,643 Have a wonderful night. 1009 00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:23,340 - Thank you. 1010 00:57:23,340 --> 00:57:24,770 I'm super excited. 1011 00:57:24,770 --> 00:57:26,930 Can I have your name again, please? 1012 00:57:26,930 --> 00:57:28,530 No. 1013 00:57:28,530 --> 00:57:29,520 - I want your name. 1014 00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,480 Give me your name again. 1015 00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:34,793 Look, please exit my vehicle. 1016 00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,260 - Fine, then I'll just stay here. 1017 00:57:38,260 --> 00:57:40,990 Please, get out of my vehicle. 1018 00:57:40,990 --> 00:57:42,280 - No, I won't. 1019 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,350 Why don't you just call the police? 1020 00:57:44,350 --> 00:57:46,160 Why don't you just call 911 1021 00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:48,383 about how I won't get out of your car? 1022 00:57:50,870 --> 00:57:52,700 This is my vehicle, 1023 00:57:52,700 --> 00:57:55,403 and I am telling you to get out. 1024 00:57:57,050 --> 00:57:58,420 - Fine. 1025 00:57:58,420 --> 00:58:00,114 Here's what I'll do instead then. 1026 00:58:38,801 --> 00:58:41,421 - Don't come any closer to me, freak. 1027 00:58:41,421 --> 00:58:42,503 R, rape, 1028 00:58:42,503 --> 00:58:43,920 rape, no, no, no. 1029 00:59:02,716 --> 00:59:03,966 - Aloha, bitch. 1030 01:00:00,438 --> 01:00:03,074 Oh, my God, I'm so lit. 1031 01:00:03,074 --> 01:00:03,929 - Oh, my God. 1032 01:00:03,929 --> 01:00:04,762 Oh, God, 1033 01:00:04,762 --> 01:00:05,595 me too. 1034 01:00:15,793 --> 01:00:17,710 Here we are. 1035 01:00:20,030 --> 01:00:22,330 C'mon, baby, let me go show you my yacht, mmm. 1036 01:00:27,793 --> 01:00:28,643 Here you go, man. 1037 01:00:29,850 --> 01:00:31,883 You, you, you really don't have to. 1038 01:00:31,883 --> 01:00:33,030 - Huh, 1039 01:00:33,030 --> 01:00:33,863 it's good. 1040 01:00:33,863 --> 01:00:34,696 Just take it. 1041 01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:38,340 Look, just, can you come back again? 1042 01:00:38,340 --> 01:00:41,340 What happened to the first girl? 1043 01:00:41,340 --> 01:00:42,510 - I dumped her. 1044 01:00:42,510 --> 01:00:45,380 Oh, so she was your girlfriend? 1045 01:00:45,380 --> 01:00:46,240 - I don't mean to be rude, alright, 1046 01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:48,110 but I'm not paying you to ask questions. 1047 01:00:48,110 --> 01:00:51,163 Just come back in about two hours. 1048 01:00:52,137 --> 01:00:53,310 I don't know. 1049 01:00:53,310 --> 01:00:54,510 Just once more. 1050 01:00:56,010 --> 01:00:57,696 I'm not sure about this. 1051 01:00:57,696 --> 01:01:00,480 - This time I'll really make it worth your while. 1052 01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:02,080 If you say so. 1053 01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:03,793 - Alright, my man, two hours. 1054 01:01:11,060 --> 01:01:11,893 - [Anchor Michael Buckley] Who wore it best, 1055 01:01:11,893 --> 01:01:13,350 Amy Toomer or Cassie the Lassie, 1056 01:01:13,350 --> 01:01:15,570 find out next on the fall fashion fail of the week. 1057 01:01:15,570 --> 01:01:19,810 Ah, Los Angeles, city of dreams. 1058 01:01:19,810 --> 01:01:21,460 The beaches, 1059 01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:22,870 the glam, 1060 01:01:22,870 --> 01:01:23,903 the celebrities, 1061 01:01:25,024 --> 01:01:26,690 the traffic. 1062 01:01:26,690 --> 01:01:29,340 Getting around this town can sure be a hassle. 1063 01:01:29,340 --> 01:01:30,580 We're here to help. 1064 01:01:30,580 --> 01:01:33,540 Our experienced drivers and our hybrid electric fleet 1065 01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:34,440 will-- - Breaking news. 1066 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:36,890 Social media celebrity, Spankie Valentine 1067 01:01:36,890 --> 01:01:38,950 never showed up to her concert tonight 1068 01:01:38,950 --> 01:01:40,750 and is apparently missing. 1069 01:01:40,750 --> 01:01:44,140 The social media icon was last seen on Snap in her Hitch, 1070 01:01:44,140 --> 01:01:46,710 in what appears to be on the way to her show. 1071 01:01:46,710 --> 01:01:49,310 These two photos are the last we heard from her. 1072 01:01:49,310 --> 01:01:52,140 The first one says my hitch driver is making me late. 1073 01:01:52,140 --> 01:01:54,330 The next one says his name is Jason, 1074 01:01:54,330 --> 01:01:57,220 give him one star, thumbs down emoji. 1075 01:01:57,220 --> 01:02:00,300 This guy Jason looks like a creep, if you ask me. 1076 01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:03,027 If you see or have any information on this driver. 1077 01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:06,780 Ah, move over, dude. 1078 01:02:10,300 --> 01:02:11,433 Oops, sorry. 1079 01:02:11,433 --> 01:02:12,500 Just sit in the front, dude. 1080 01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:14,070 Yeah, go in the front, you big dick. 1081 01:02:14,070 --> 01:02:15,930 Too late, sandwich party. 1082 01:02:15,930 --> 01:02:17,030 Oh, not again. 1083 01:02:18,554 --> 01:02:19,804 Oh, man. 1084 01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:25,220 - Hey, you look like that guy on the news. 1085 01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:33,539 - Oh, that guy. 1086 01:02:33,539 --> 01:02:34,850 Oh, that guy. 1087 01:02:34,850 --> 01:02:36,673 I beg your pardon? 1088 01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:40,460 It's been all over the news. 1089 01:02:40,460 --> 01:02:42,510 There's like this Hitch Driver Killer 1090 01:02:42,510 --> 01:02:44,830 or Hitch Killer Driver, whatever. 1091 01:02:44,830 --> 01:02:47,180 They sent like a sigalert out. 1092 01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:48,430 Didn't you get one? 1093 01:02:48,430 --> 01:02:49,790 Oh, is there now? 1094 01:02:49,790 --> 01:02:52,750 - Yeah, and it's funny, you kinda match the description. 1095 01:02:52,750 --> 01:02:55,280 Oh, well that's mumbo jumbo. 1096 01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:57,170 - We're just messin' with ya, man. 1097 01:02:57,170 --> 01:02:58,270 Hey, look it up. 1098 01:02:58,270 --> 01:02:59,103 Look it up. 1099 01:03:01,490 --> 01:03:02,670 - Dude, he's the killer. 1100 01:03:02,670 --> 01:03:04,350 He's totally the killer. 1101 01:03:04,350 --> 01:03:06,600 Dude, I think he actually is the killer. 1102 01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:08,660 - I know, dude, that's what I just told him. 1103 01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:11,900 Okay, okay, what was the killer's name? 1104 01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:14,290 Do you remember him, do you remember? 1105 01:03:14,290 --> 01:03:15,970 - Ah, it was Jason. 1106 01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,973 - The app said Justin. 1107 01:03:28,824 --> 01:03:29,657 - No. 1108 01:03:31,870 --> 01:03:33,450 - Well, check the app, dude. 1109 01:03:33,450 --> 01:03:34,430 - Okay, jeez. - Yeah, c'mon. 1110 01:03:34,430 --> 01:03:36,530 - Give me a second. - C'mon, hurry up. 1111 01:03:36,530 --> 01:03:38,130 I'm on like one percent. 1112 01:03:39,837 --> 01:03:42,133 - It's ah, 1113 01:03:42,133 --> 01:03:43,220 it's dead. 1114 01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:45,490 Oh, what'd we do? 1115 01:03:45,490 --> 01:03:48,290 - Nothing, we do nothing. 1116 01:03:48,290 --> 01:03:49,170 We act 1117 01:03:49,170 --> 01:03:50,180 calm, 1118 01:03:50,180 --> 01:03:51,660 and we be 1119 01:03:51,660 --> 01:03:53,220 cool. 1120 01:03:53,220 --> 01:03:55,827 - Calm and cool, yeah, I can do. 1121 01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:05,110 Oh, I can't do this, I'm way too hammered. 1122 01:04:05,110 --> 01:04:07,030 Too hammered for what exactly? 1123 01:04:07,030 --> 01:04:09,503 - Not, not, even to hammer, what, nothing. 1124 01:04:12,430 --> 01:04:15,413 - How sure are you his name was Justin on the app? 1125 01:04:16,859 --> 01:04:18,657 - Pretty sure. 1126 01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:21,920 That's not gonna cut it. 1127 01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:23,230 Why don't we ask him his name? 1128 01:04:23,230 --> 01:04:24,860 That's a novel idea. 1129 01:04:24,860 --> 01:04:26,080 - Okay. 1130 01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:26,913 - Okay. - Let's do it. 1131 01:04:26,913 --> 01:04:28,011 Let's do it. - Let's do it. 1132 01:04:28,011 --> 01:04:29,284 - Let's do it. - Yeah. 1133 01:04:29,284 --> 01:04:31,106 - Let's do it. - Let's do it. 1134 01:04:31,106 --> 01:04:32,180 - That's what I said, let's do it. 1135 01:04:37,030 --> 01:04:38,241 - Okay, so ask him his name. 1136 01:04:38,241 --> 01:04:39,650 - You, you ask him. 1137 01:04:39,650 --> 01:04:41,793 - You ordered the Hitch, not me. 1138 01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:44,840 - I think Ed should ask. 1139 01:04:47,270 --> 01:04:49,280 Does it not say in your app? 1140 01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:51,703 - Yeah, but this guy's an idiot and his phone died. 1141 01:04:51,703 --> 01:04:52,690 - Huh, yeah, I'm an idiot. 1142 01:04:52,690 --> 01:04:54,310 My phone died. 1143 01:04:54,310 --> 01:04:56,090 - Yeah, dumb ass. - Just, you know, curious. 1144 01:04:56,090 --> 01:04:57,580 It's okay. 1145 01:04:57,580 --> 01:04:58,783 My name is Justin. 1146 01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:03,430 - I can't tell if you're messing with us. 1147 01:05:03,430 --> 01:05:04,263 Is he messing with us? 1148 01:05:04,263 --> 01:05:05,340 - I can't tell. 1149 01:05:05,340 --> 01:05:07,400 Why would I be messing with you? 1150 01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:08,920 - Because you're a psycho killer, 1151 01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:10,380 dude. - Ed. 1152 01:05:10,380 --> 01:05:14,610 - I mean, just kidding. 1153 01:05:14,610 --> 01:05:16,060 Dude, he's definitely the killer. 1154 01:05:16,060 --> 01:05:17,700 - 100%. 1155 01:05:19,140 --> 01:05:20,430 - Nothing. 1156 01:05:20,430 --> 01:05:21,500 We do nothing. 1157 01:05:23,300 --> 01:05:24,630 - He's one dude. 1158 01:05:24,630 --> 01:05:26,260 We're three dudes. 1159 01:05:26,260 --> 01:05:27,810 We could totally take him. 1160 01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:30,836 Sure. 1161 01:05:30,836 --> 01:05:32,480 - Yeah, just a little louder. 1162 01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:34,239 Just, turn it up, turn it up. 1163 01:05:34,239 --> 01:05:37,570 That's as loud as it goes. 1164 01:05:38,626 --> 01:05:39,597 - He doesn't have a gun. 1165 01:05:39,597 --> 01:05:40,570 - Yeah, but he might have a gun. 1166 01:05:40,570 --> 01:05:41,943 - Because killers have guns. 1167 01:05:41,943 --> 01:05:42,937 He doesn't have a gun. 1168 01:05:42,937 --> 01:05:43,936 - Stop, stop, stop. - Well, I think we should 1169 01:05:43,936 --> 01:05:45,319 check, he might have one. - Don't think, no, nobody's, 1170 01:05:45,319 --> 01:05:46,376 - He might have one hid. got, nobody, 1171 01:05:46,376 --> 01:05:48,810 nobody's got a gun. - Boys, I don't have a gun. 1172 01:05:48,810 --> 01:05:50,520 My name is Justin. 1173 01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:52,100 I'm not the killer. 1174 01:05:52,100 --> 01:05:55,800 As you said for yourself, the killer's name is Jason. 1175 01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:57,500 You have nothing to worry about. 1176 01:05:57,500 --> 01:05:58,891 - I thought you said you didn't 1177 01:05:58,891 --> 01:06:00,421 know anything about it? - Okay, yeah, it's cool. 1178 01:06:00,421 --> 01:06:03,620 You know what, I'm sorry, man, we're just a little tipsy. 1179 01:06:03,620 --> 01:06:04,453 Our bad. 1180 01:06:04,453 --> 01:06:05,580 No worries. 1181 01:06:05,580 --> 01:06:07,730 We're only five minutes away. 1182 01:06:07,730 --> 01:06:08,870 Here, 1183 01:06:08,870 --> 01:06:10,253 have some waters. 1184 01:06:11,570 --> 01:06:12,403 - Thanks. 1185 01:06:13,540 --> 01:06:14,950 - Dude, du, du, du, du, dude, don't drink that. 1186 01:06:14,950 --> 01:06:16,508 Don't drink that. 1187 01:06:17,580 --> 01:06:19,230 - No, dude, what if it's 1188 01:06:19,230 --> 01:06:20,397 rape water? 1189 01:06:20,397 --> 01:06:23,030 - Uh, uh-hum, yeah, yeah, yeah, rape water. 1190 01:06:23,030 --> 01:06:25,660 It's water people give you so they can rape you. 1191 01:06:25,660 --> 01:06:27,354 - Dude, I'm takin' my chances. 1192 01:06:30,130 --> 01:06:32,920 - Dude, if you end up in a gutter with a sore butt hole, 1193 01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:34,440 that is one you. 1194 01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:37,480 Ah, hey, listen man, ah, it looks like actually, 1195 01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:39,330 this is great, you can just drop us off here, 1196 01:06:39,330 --> 01:06:41,310 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, just right up the street, right here. 1197 01:06:41,310 --> 01:06:43,987 - Strange, the app says we're five minutes away. 1198 01:06:43,987 --> 01:06:45,500 - No, you know, that's wrong. 1199 01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:47,326 Maps are stupid, this is the bar. 1200 01:06:47,326 --> 01:06:49,466 - Uh-huh. - This, this isn't the bar. 1201 01:06:49,466 --> 01:06:50,920 Ow, what did you do that for? 1202 01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:52,290 - You can just pull over here. 1203 01:06:52,290 --> 01:06:53,123 Thank you. 1204 01:06:53,123 --> 01:06:53,956 Are you sure? 1205 01:06:53,956 --> 01:06:55,820 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is great. 1206 01:06:55,820 --> 01:06:57,240 This is great. 1207 01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:58,440 - Oh, 1208 01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:00,000 okay. 1209 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,370 Have a great night. 1210 01:07:01,370 --> 01:07:02,370 - Great, thanks, man. 1211 01:07:02,370 --> 01:07:03,203 - Thanks. 1212 01:07:03,203 --> 01:07:04,036 - Thanks. - Get out of the car, 1213 01:07:04,036 --> 01:07:06,913 get out of the car. - Alright, alright. 1214 01:07:12,970 --> 01:07:15,420 So, yeah, that was definitely the killer. 1215 01:07:15,420 --> 01:07:17,458 - No, shit, Sherlock. 1216 01:07:20,060 --> 01:07:21,003 - Yes. 1217 01:07:22,370 --> 01:07:24,210 - But he said his name was Justin. 1218 01:07:24,210 --> 01:07:26,570 The app said his name was Justin. 1219 01:07:26,570 --> 01:07:28,620 I'm pretty sure-- - He said his name was Justin. 1220 01:07:28,620 --> 01:07:30,500 so his name must be Justin? 1221 01:07:30,500 --> 01:07:31,930 I say my name is Josh, 1222 01:07:31,930 --> 01:07:34,110 and I'm a huge dip shit. 1223 01:07:34,110 --> 01:07:35,800 - Yeah, but you're not Josh. 1224 01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:36,633 I'm Josh. 1225 01:07:38,150 --> 01:07:39,670 - Do you really think he's gonna roll up to us 1226 01:07:39,670 --> 01:07:41,760 and be like, hey guys, my name's Jason, 1227 01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:43,660 the serial killer Hitch driver? 1228 01:07:43,660 --> 01:07:44,630 I'm a murderer. 1229 01:07:44,630 --> 01:07:45,963 Welcome to your nightmare. 1230 01:07:47,305 --> 01:07:49,027 - Oh, that's a good point, yeah. 1231 01:07:49,027 --> 01:07:50,870 So, let's just get to a bar, 1232 01:07:50,870 --> 01:07:53,060 find you a charger, turn your phone on, 1233 01:07:53,060 --> 01:07:55,700 and then we can report this son of a bitch. 1234 01:07:55,700 --> 01:07:57,100 - Wait, give, give me a sec. 1235 01:08:00,547 --> 01:08:01,380 - Uh, 1236 01:08:01,380 --> 01:08:02,572 Jesus Christ. 1237 01:08:02,572 --> 01:08:03,405 - Jesus. 1238 01:08:12,070 --> 01:08:12,903 Yes. 1239 01:08:12,903 --> 01:08:14,320 Crazy. 1240 01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:15,670 - Yeah, man, I feel sorry for whoever 1241 01:08:15,670 --> 01:08:17,570 has to get in that Hitch driver's car. 1242 01:08:18,620 --> 01:08:20,560 Likewise. 1243 01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:21,890 - I mean, I, I, I, honestly, 1244 01:08:21,890 --> 01:08:23,380 I wasn't even gonna get one with all 1245 01:08:23,380 --> 01:08:24,770 the hubbub and shit goin' on. 1246 01:08:24,770 --> 01:08:27,260 But you decided to anyway? 1247 01:08:27,260 --> 01:08:29,140 - Yeah, man, I mean, I'm starving. 1248 01:08:29,140 --> 01:08:30,370 I don't have anymore food at home, 1249 01:08:30,370 --> 01:08:33,040 and I haven't eaten all day, so. 1250 01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:35,500 So you decided to go grocery shopping 1251 01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:37,100 at one in the morning? 1252 01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:38,730 - Hey, man, I mean, when you gotta eat, 1253 01:08:38,730 --> 01:08:40,770 you gotta eat and, and plus, 1254 01:08:40,770 --> 01:08:43,230 I mean, if I was to ride with that Hitch driver, 1255 01:08:43,230 --> 01:08:45,910 he wouldn't be able to fool me like he does everybody else. 1256 01:08:45,910 --> 01:08:46,743 Oh, yeah? 1257 01:08:46,743 --> 01:08:47,576 - Yeah, man, I mean, apparently 1258 01:08:47,576 --> 01:08:49,800 he's giving people drugged up waters. 1259 01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:50,633 Really? 1260 01:08:50,633 --> 01:08:52,960 - Mm-hmm, so rule number one, 1261 01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,818 don't drink the damn water the Hitch driver gives you. 1262 01:08:55,818 --> 01:08:58,313 That sounds like a great strategy. 1263 01:08:59,230 --> 01:09:00,063 - It's simple. 1264 01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:03,645 Would you like a 1265 01:09:03,645 --> 01:09:05,790 Gummi Bear? 1266 01:09:05,790 --> 01:09:08,433 - Mm, I love Gummi Bears, thank you. 1267 01:09:13,958 --> 01:09:17,520 But anyway, if I were to get killed, 1268 01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:18,740 I aint goin' out like no bitch. 1269 01:09:18,740 --> 01:09:20,190 I'm goin' down like a badass. 1270 01:09:21,410 --> 01:09:23,610 How does one go out like a badass? 1271 01:09:24,973 --> 01:09:26,023 - I don't know, like, 1272 01:09:27,650 --> 01:09:30,300 what if he sets me on fire and throws me off a cliff? 1273 01:09:31,230 --> 01:09:33,730 And you don't feel like that's overkill? 1274 01:09:43,172 --> 01:09:46,090 - Uh-oh, we got some heat on our tail. 1275 01:09:46,090 --> 01:09:47,140 I see that. 1276 01:09:48,258 --> 01:09:49,945 - Hope he don't pull us over. 1277 01:09:49,945 --> 01:09:51,863 Now, why would they do that? 1278 01:09:53,852 --> 01:09:55,403 - You never know nowadays, man. 1279 01:10:01,118 --> 01:10:02,550 It's not lookin' good for you, man. 1280 01:10:02,550 --> 01:10:04,810 Look, will you shut up? 1281 01:10:04,810 --> 01:10:06,483 - Oh, oh, man, just, 1282 01:10:07,412 --> 01:10:08,329 just chill. 1283 01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:14,050 - No problem, license and registration, please? 1284 01:11:17,350 --> 01:11:19,963 - I'm not not cooperating, sir. 1285 01:11:22,990 --> 01:11:24,723 - No deal, he, um, 1286 01:11:25,608 --> 01:11:28,720 he just had a, a long night. 1287 01:11:30,470 --> 01:11:32,710 - No, sir, I, I, in fact, I'll probably 1288 01:11:32,710 --> 01:11:33,990 go a few more hours, actually. 1289 01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:36,130 - Look, we can do this the easy way 1290 01:11:36,130 --> 01:11:38,000 or the hard way, your choice. 1291 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,430 - Officer of the law, is, is that a threat? 1292 01:11:41,750 --> 01:11:42,800 Okay, okay. 1293 01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:53,273 - Hold on a sec. 1294 01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:02,060 - No. 1295 01:12:05,990 --> 01:12:07,420 Answer me, you ever been arrested? 1296 01:12:07,420 --> 01:12:09,030 - Yes, once. 1297 01:12:09,030 --> 01:12:10,690 What for? 1298 01:12:10,690 --> 01:12:12,270 - Trespassing. 1299 01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:17,673 - We were ghost hunting. 1300 01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:21,903 - I was 17. 1301 01:12:26,730 --> 01:12:28,120 - Now don't get smart with me, buddy. 1302 01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:30,240 - I'm not, I'm not. 1303 01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:31,420 I'm 42, sir. 1304 01:12:31,420 --> 01:12:33,970 - You don't look 42. 1305 01:12:33,970 --> 01:12:35,160 - Thank you. 1306 01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:36,970 - That wasn't a compliment. 1307 01:12:36,970 --> 01:12:39,373 - Look, sir, I really need to get him home. 1308 01:12:41,110 --> 01:12:42,320 On a hunch, it doesn't look 1309 01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:44,040 like he's in a rush. 1310 01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:46,123 - Regardless, I'm on the clock. 1311 01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:49,760 - Don't you get more money, ah, for a longer ride? 1312 01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:53,490 - I do, but if I take too long it can effect my score. 1313 01:12:54,830 --> 01:12:56,660 - 4.91. 1314 01:12:56,660 --> 01:12:57,940 - Hmm. 1315 01:12:57,940 --> 01:12:59,120 Why not five? 1316 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:00,770 - Because five is unattainable. 1317 01:13:00,770 --> 01:13:01,970 Look sir, no offense, 1318 01:13:01,970 --> 01:13:04,340 but don't you have anything better to do? 1319 01:13:04,340 --> 01:13:05,993 - As a matter of fact, I don't. 1320 01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:11,480 Look, if you must know, 1321 01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:14,450 you fit the description of somebody we've been looking for. 1322 01:13:14,450 --> 01:13:15,600 - What, 1323 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:17,530 a fat guy in a car? 1324 01:13:17,530 --> 01:13:19,140 - It has nothing to do with your weight. 1325 01:13:19,140 --> 01:13:21,550 - No, I get it, I understand now. 1326 01:13:21,550 --> 01:13:23,130 You're looking for a fat guy, 1327 01:13:23,130 --> 01:13:25,650 and you see me driving around in this vehicle, 1328 01:13:25,650 --> 01:13:27,580 so automatically 1329 01:13:27,580 --> 01:13:28,890 you assume that-- - Look, if you gotta know, 1330 01:13:28,890 --> 01:13:31,550 your car fits the description of what we're looking for. 1331 01:13:31,550 --> 01:13:34,680 - Oh, my car, so since I'm the only fat person 1332 01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:36,980 who's driving a Prius around Los Angeles 1333 01:13:36,980 --> 01:13:38,440 at one in the morning, 1334 01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:39,620 you're automatically gonna 1335 01:13:39,620 --> 01:13:40,680 pull me over, even though-- - I don't have to be 1336 01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:41,513 the nice guy, here. 1337 01:13:41,513 --> 01:13:43,690 Do you call this being the nice guy, sir? 1338 01:13:43,690 --> 01:13:45,180 - Yeah, I call this being nice. 1339 01:13:45,180 --> 01:13:47,480 - Look, are you gonna give me a ticket or not? 1340 01:13:54,010 --> 01:13:55,630 - Get outta here. 1341 01:13:55,630 --> 01:13:57,140 Have a nice night. 1342 01:13:57,140 --> 01:13:57,990 - Thank you, sir. 1343 01:14:04,420 --> 01:14:06,143 - I'd like to mention that, ah, 1344 01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:08,860 you shouldn't be driving this thing 1345 01:14:08,860 --> 01:14:10,160 around here at this hour. 1346 01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:11,960 A lot of weirdos. 1347 01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:13,160 - Yes, sir, I won't sir. 1348 01:14:14,550 --> 01:14:17,023 - And clean out that glove compartment of yours. 1349 01:14:17,900 --> 01:14:18,733 It's a mess. 1350 01:14:18,733 --> 01:14:19,813 - Yes, sir. 1351 01:14:33,207 --> 01:14:34,400 You, you fell asleep. 1352 01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:36,990 - Ah, man, I feel weird. 1353 01:14:36,990 --> 01:14:39,730 Well you said you hadn't eaten in a while. 1354 01:14:39,730 --> 01:14:41,797 - Yeah, man, but, I mean, not only that, 1355 01:14:41,797 --> 01:14:42,967 like, shh, 1356 01:14:42,967 --> 01:14:44,217 mm. 1357 01:14:44,217 --> 01:14:46,717 Uh-oh, we're almost to your destination. 1358 01:14:49,510 --> 01:14:50,593 Long enough. 1359 01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:57,103 What car? 1360 01:14:59,190 --> 01:15:01,976 Oh, ah, he went the other way. 1361 01:15:01,976 --> 01:15:02,913 - Okay, I see. 1362 01:15:12,977 --> 01:15:14,187 And here we are. 1363 01:15:14,187 --> 01:15:15,330 - Ah. - Have a good night. 1364 01:15:15,330 --> 01:15:16,197 - Ah, you too. 1365 01:15:16,197 --> 01:15:20,440 Ah, hold on, ah, would you mind just waiting on me? 1366 01:15:20,440 --> 01:15:21,780 Like 10 or 15 minutes? 1367 01:15:21,780 --> 01:15:24,940 Unfortunately, I don't get paid to wait. 1368 01:15:24,940 --> 01:15:26,900 - Well, look, I got a $20 dollar bill 1369 01:15:26,900 --> 01:15:28,110 with your name on it, 1370 01:15:28,110 --> 01:15:30,533 if you could just wait for me? 1371 01:15:30,533 --> 01:15:31,568 Fine. 1372 01:15:31,568 --> 01:15:32,735 - You the man. 1373 01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:53,443 Friday night. 1374 01:15:53,443 --> 01:15:54,276 Woohoo. 1375 01:15:55,250 --> 01:15:57,640 TGIF, I can't think... 1376 01:15:57,640 --> 01:16:01,730 ...of a more pathetic excuse of an existence than to live every week... 1377 01:16:01,730 --> 01:16:04,010 .. for the Friday. 1378 01:16:04,010 --> 01:16:05,880 Getting drunk, stoned, loaded, 1379 01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:09,810 lit, and many hopeless men and women, young and old.. 1380 01:16:09,810 --> 01:16:12,360 out looking to score. 1381 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,320 Or worse.. 1382 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:18,420 ...find their significant other. 1383 01:16:18,420 --> 01:16:22,410 Looking to take part of a fiesta of flesh of potential and irreparable consequences... 1384 01:16:22,410 --> 01:16:24,610 ..that could last a lifetime. 1385 01:16:24,610 --> 01:16:26,710 Or at least 18 years. 1386 01:16:26,710 --> 01:16:28,500 Or at least $300 dollars of which.. 1387 01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:37,629 ..you have to borrow from your aunt, who made the same mistake 20 years ago. How're we taught to be so irresponsible. 1388 01:16:38,660 --> 01:16:41,860 This is the definition of our generation. 1389 01:16:41,860 --> 01:16:43,840 To go out and get shit faced, 1390 01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:47,340 and come back and do it again week after week. 1391 01:16:47,340 --> 01:16:49,300 A culture tt drives up being a state.. 1392 01:16:49,300 --> 01:16:53,450 ..other than sobriety. Doing whatever.. 1393 01:16:53,450 --> 01:16:57,820 ..it takes to avoid the mundane and arduous stresses of everyday life. 1394 01:16:57,820 --> 01:17:00,050 We are not taught to handle our shit. 1395 01:17:00,050 --> 01:17:02,170 We are taught to blame, 1396 01:17:02,170 --> 01:17:03,380 and then beg.. 1397 01:17:03,380 --> 01:17:07,380 ..borrow, steal.. 1398 01:17:07,380 --> 01:17:09,390 just to step on others.. 1399 01:17:09,390 --> 01:17:11,200 just to further our careers for a 5000 dollars 1400 01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:12,970 bump in our salaries. 1401 01:17:12,970 --> 01:17:25,160 But I digress I'm no saint. I'm a slave to the wheel. I'm handcuffed to the circle and chauffeuring around these grown adolescents. 1402 01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:28,710 Aw, but this is what separates myself from the rest. 1403 01:17:28,710 --> 01:17:32,530 I do this because I choose to do this. 1404 01:17:32,530 --> 01:17:35,870 Not because another has told me where to work, 1405 01:17:35,870 --> 01:17:37,550 when to work, 1406 01:17:37,550 --> 01:17:39,680 and how much money to make. 1407 01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:43,750 I am doing this out of the sheer generosity of my being. 1408 01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:46,270 I am giving them the opportunity 1409 01:17:46,270 --> 01:17:48,240 to end their suffering much sooner, 1410 01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:50,270 than drawing out their existences 1411 01:17:50,270 --> 01:17:52,520 as peons for decades. 1412 01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:54,523 Spawning more drones. 1413 01:17:56,870 --> 01:17:57,703 Hello, can I interest you 1414 01:17:57,703 --> 01:18:00,403 in trying the New Double Tasty Jalapeno Burger today? 1415 01:18:01,540 --> 01:18:03,193 - Um, no, thank you. 1416 01:18:04,090 --> 01:18:08,760 I'd like a double cheeseburger and a large cola. 1417 01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:09,900 Please, 1418 01:18:09,900 --> 01:18:11,050 and thank you. 1419 01:18:11,050 --> 01:18:12,120 And can I interest you 1420 01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:14,860 in trying the New Double Tasty Jalapeno Burger today, sir? 1421 01:18:14,860 --> 01:18:15,963 - Still no. 1422 01:18:17,130 --> 01:18:19,120 That'll be all. 1423 01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:20,027 Thank you. 1424 01:18:21,175 --> 01:18:24,120 Okay, $3.69 at the next window. 1425 01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:24,953 - Thank you. 1426 01:18:54,791 --> 01:18:55,624 Really? 1427 01:19:00,444 --> 01:19:01,527 Jesus Christ. 1428 01:19:07,914 --> 01:19:10,143 Hey? 1429 01:19:10,143 --> 01:19:12,430 Hey? 1430 01:19:12,430 --> 01:19:13,750 Hey? 1431 01:19:15,233 --> 01:19:16,393 What do you want? 1432 01:19:36,670 --> 01:19:37,670 - Quarter. 1433 01:19:37,670 --> 01:19:38,503 - Hold on. 1434 01:19:45,599 --> 01:19:47,099 Oh, yeah. 1435 01:19:55,627 --> 01:19:56,893 - I have a dollar. 1436 01:19:58,350 --> 01:19:59,500 Will a dollar work? 1437 01:20:02,270 --> 01:20:03,103 - Damn. 1438 01:20:08,955 --> 01:20:10,622 Dolla's mighty fine. 1439 01:20:17,806 --> 01:20:19,380 Oh. 1440 01:20:19,380 --> 01:20:21,012 Thank you. 1441 01:20:21,012 --> 01:20:22,430 - Yeah. 1442 01:20:22,430 --> 01:20:26,943 Hey? 1443 01:20:28,270 --> 01:20:29,693 You're a good man. 1444 01:20:30,740 --> 01:20:31,573 - Well, 1445 01:20:32,620 --> 01:20:33,520 you don't know me. 1446 01:20:35,521 --> 01:20:36,354 But thanks. 1447 01:20:42,882 --> 01:20:43,715 This eye, 1448 01:20:46,642 --> 01:20:47,475 don't lie. 1449 01:20:51,220 --> 01:20:52,523 - Okay, God bless. 1450 01:21:31,570 --> 01:21:32,530 Yo, what's up man, 1451 01:21:32,530 --> 01:21:34,830 how you doin, bro? - Yo, good to see you, man. 1452 01:21:34,830 --> 01:21:35,877 - Good to see you too, man. 1453 01:21:36,710 --> 01:21:37,950 - I'm just getting some groceries and what not. 1454 01:21:37,950 --> 01:21:39,670 - Oh, yeah, I'm about to head in there real quick, 1455 01:21:39,670 --> 01:21:41,800 but, hey, you been hearing what's been going on lately? 1456 01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:44,780 - Bro, yes, craziness. - Oh, that's just so crazy, 1457 01:21:44,780 --> 01:21:46,850 I'm only driving my own damn car from now on. 1458 01:21:46,850 --> 01:21:49,580 - That's right sane. - Duh, I don't have the time, 1459 01:21:49,580 --> 01:21:51,320 Okay? - Right, exactly. 1460 01:21:51,320 --> 01:21:52,533 - I would never like. 1461 01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:56,980 Wait. 1462 01:21:56,980 --> 01:21:58,450 Really? 1463 01:21:58,450 --> 01:21:59,940 - Damn, yeah, just a... 1464 01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:05,820 - Sorry, I mean, shit, I was, I was hungry. 1465 01:22:05,820 --> 01:22:08,040 - God, you know you could have asked me for a ride. 1466 01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:08,930 - I know, man, I mean, 1467 01:22:08,930 --> 01:22:09,885 it's right up the street though. 1468 01:22:09,885 --> 01:22:10,718 It's fine. - Listen, Bro, literally, 1469 01:22:10,718 --> 01:22:12,290 I'll be ten minutes. 1470 01:22:12,290 --> 01:22:13,377 I'll be in and out, 1471 01:22:13,377 --> 01:22:14,640 and I can drive you home. 1472 01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:17,630 - Bro, honestly, I don't even think I can wait that long. 1473 01:22:17,630 --> 01:22:18,667 Ten minutes? 1474 01:22:18,667 --> 01:22:20,170 - Ah, I am starving. 1475 01:22:20,170 --> 01:22:21,490 Oh, my. 1476 01:22:21,490 --> 01:22:22,860 It's fine man, he's chill. 1477 01:22:22,860 --> 01:22:24,230 It's whatever. 1478 01:22:24,230 --> 01:22:25,730 - You're seriously about to get in that Prius? 1479 01:22:27,620 --> 01:22:30,920 - You know the killer drives a Prius. 1480 01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:32,240 Okay, yeah, and literally 1481 01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:36,140 every other Hitch driver in the greater Los Angeles area. 1482 01:22:36,140 --> 01:22:37,530 Is everything okay? 1483 01:22:37,530 --> 01:22:38,630 Ah, yeah, it's, everything's good. 1484 01:22:38,630 --> 01:22:41,240 I'm sorry, I'll be right there in a second. 1485 01:22:44,490 --> 01:22:45,580 - He looks 1486 01:22:45,580 --> 01:22:46,717 like a killer. 1487 01:22:46,717 --> 01:22:47,583 - Shh, 1488 01:22:47,583 --> 01:22:48,416 uh. 1489 01:22:48,416 --> 01:22:49,410 - Just give me five minutes. 1490 01:22:49,410 --> 01:22:50,570 I'll be in and out. 1491 01:22:50,570 --> 01:22:51,403 - Just chill, bro. - You don't to have to wait. 1492 01:22:51,403 --> 01:22:52,850 - Like five minutes. - Just, just, chill, man. 1493 01:22:52,850 --> 01:22:55,680 Look, I appreciate you, look, check it out, check it out. 1494 01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:57,180 I'll hit you when I get to the house. 1495 01:22:57,180 --> 01:22:58,070 How 'bout that? 1496 01:22:59,820 --> 01:23:01,560 - Man, alright, I just don't wanna wake up 1497 01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:02,750 and see you on the news. 1498 01:23:02,750 --> 01:23:05,380 - You won't bro, I promise. - You know, as dead. 1499 01:23:05,380 --> 01:23:07,405 - Alright, man. - Alright, man. 1500 01:23:07,405 --> 01:23:08,663 - Appreciate you, man. - Alright, man. 1501 01:23:08,663 --> 01:23:10,163 - Take it easy, man. - Later. 1502 01:23:19,820 --> 01:23:21,290 Is everything okay? 1503 01:23:21,290 --> 01:23:22,353 - Oh, yeah, sorry about that. 1504 01:23:22,353 --> 01:23:25,283 It's just my friend being worried as always. 1505 01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:29,080 Did you get all the groceries you needed? 1506 01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:30,750 - Oh, my gosh, yes. 1507 01:23:30,750 --> 01:23:33,070 I cannot wait to get home and cook this stuff. 1508 01:23:33,070 --> 01:23:35,100 Well, if you're hungry now, 1509 01:23:35,100 --> 01:23:37,580 there's still some Gummi Bears for you. 1510 01:23:37,580 --> 01:23:38,910 Hell, yes. 1511 01:23:38,910 --> 01:23:39,743 Thank you. 1512 01:23:43,898 --> 01:23:44,731 - Tremain, 1513 01:23:46,710 --> 01:23:49,793 you really need to listen to your friends more. 1514 01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:03,983 Don't blame me. 1515 01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:07,203 This was your idea. 1516 01:25:01,671 --> 01:25:03,257 What the hell? 1517 01:25:03,257 --> 01:25:05,253 Get back, get back here. 1518 01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:07,819 - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 1519 01:25:07,819 --> 01:25:08,986 Keep on going. 1520 01:25:12,050 --> 01:25:14,380 I think I got it. 1521 01:25:14,380 --> 01:25:15,800 - Oh, man, I just had to get outta there. 1522 01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:18,200 Well, what, what the hell just happened? 1523 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:20,020 - Ran into one of mix ex's, and, hah, 1524 01:25:20,020 --> 01:25:21,813 woo, she was not happy. 1525 01:25:21,813 --> 01:25:23,720 - Hmm. 1526 01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:27,130 - Look, thanks for giving me a ride though, man. 1527 01:25:27,130 --> 01:25:28,710 Sorry for putting you through this. 1528 01:25:28,710 --> 01:25:30,620 I sort of feel like an accomplice. 1529 01:25:30,620 --> 01:25:32,450 - No, nah, nothing like that. 1530 01:25:32,450 --> 01:25:35,170 So you saw an ex, 1531 01:25:35,170 --> 01:25:38,100 and the bouncers chased you out the door? 1532 01:25:38,100 --> 01:25:40,740 - Well, I mean, she lied to them. 1533 01:25:40,740 --> 01:25:42,240 Told them I was harassing her. 1534 01:25:43,430 --> 01:25:44,600 Were you? 1535 01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:46,103 - No, of course not. 1536 01:25:46,103 --> 01:25:48,343 I mean, she's just a bitch, skank, whore. 1537 01:25:51,260 --> 01:25:52,874 Here we are. 1538 01:25:52,874 --> 01:25:53,933 - Ah, thanks, man. 1539 01:25:55,470 --> 01:25:57,020 So you gonna come up for a drink? 1540 01:25:57,020 --> 01:25:58,740 You know, I'd rather not. 1541 01:25:58,740 --> 01:26:00,038 - Alright, c'mon. 1542 01:26:00,038 --> 01:26:01,580 I mean, you owe it to yourself. 1543 01:26:01,580 --> 01:26:03,383 Look, you work hard all day. 1544 01:26:04,230 --> 01:26:05,603 I should be going home. 1545 01:26:05,603 --> 01:26:08,100 - This is my last night in LA. 1546 01:26:08,100 --> 01:26:08,980 True. 1547 01:26:08,980 --> 01:26:09,813 However. 1548 01:26:11,070 --> 01:26:13,120 Before I forget, 1549 01:26:13,120 --> 01:26:13,953 here. 1550 01:26:22,060 --> 01:26:24,490 This is an insane amount of money. 1551 01:26:24,490 --> 01:26:27,323 - Look, I have more money than I know what to do with. 1552 01:26:27,323 --> 01:26:28,423 Just one drink. 1553 01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:32,280 I do owe it to myself. 1554 01:26:32,280 --> 01:26:33,490 - Yes, you do. 1555 01:26:33,490 --> 01:26:34,323 You deserve it. 1556 01:26:35,350 --> 01:26:36,600 You earned it. 1557 01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:37,433 Now didn't you? 1558 01:26:38,710 --> 01:26:39,912 C'mon? 1559 01:26:39,912 --> 01:26:41,450 You know you want to. 1560 01:26:41,450 --> 01:26:42,867 You know you want to. 1561 01:26:42,867 --> 01:26:44,950 - Oh, okay. 1562 01:26:44,950 --> 01:26:45,783 Sure, why not? 1563 01:26:45,783 --> 01:26:46,616 - Awesome. 1564 01:26:58,790 --> 01:27:01,918 My brother, let's drink. 1565 01:27:01,918 --> 01:27:03,568 C'mon, my yacht's right this way. 1566 01:27:04,930 --> 01:27:06,030 Special drink for you. 1567 01:27:07,460 --> 01:27:08,560 It's my family recipe. 1568 01:27:11,068 --> 01:27:12,818 You're gonna like it. 1569 01:27:14,715 --> 01:27:15,548 Promise. 1570 01:27:23,510 --> 01:27:24,403 We're here. 1571 01:27:38,420 --> 01:27:41,320 This definitely belongs to his father. 1572 01:27:49,080 --> 01:27:50,280 Welcome aboard. 1573 01:27:52,310 --> 01:27:54,114 - Wow. - I know. 1574 01:27:54,114 --> 01:27:55,407 Thank you. 1575 01:27:57,640 --> 01:28:00,520 Oh, man, what is your drink of choice, my friend? 1576 01:28:00,520 --> 01:28:01,490 What is your poison? 1577 01:28:01,490 --> 01:28:02,960 - Oh, 1578 01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:04,330 liquor is 1579 01:28:04,330 --> 01:28:05,970 liquor. 1580 01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:08,593 No. 1581 01:28:10,220 --> 01:28:11,053 Let me help. 1582 01:28:12,060 --> 01:28:13,970 I need you to taste this, 1583 01:28:13,970 --> 01:28:15,580 and then tell me again 1584 01:28:15,580 --> 01:28:17,550 that liquor is 1585 01:28:17,550 --> 01:28:18,383 liquor. 1586 01:28:22,620 --> 01:28:24,170 Swish that around for a minute. 1587 01:28:31,227 --> 01:28:32,060 Ah. 1588 01:28:33,402 --> 01:28:35,068 - That's exquisite. 1589 01:28:35,068 --> 01:28:36,298 - That is is. 1590 01:28:36,298 --> 01:28:37,760 That it is. 1591 01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:39,550 I'm gonna make us a drink. 1592 01:28:39,550 --> 01:28:41,110 Something special. 1593 01:28:41,110 --> 01:28:44,093 It's my family recipe called the Legend. 1594 01:28:45,060 --> 01:28:46,097 - Sounds, ah, 1595 01:28:47,120 --> 01:28:48,312 legendary. 1596 01:28:48,312 --> 01:28:50,760 That it is my friend. 1597 01:28:50,760 --> 01:28:52,422 That it is. 1598 01:28:52,422 --> 01:28:54,722 I'll tell you what, you go check out the view. 1599 01:28:56,280 --> 01:28:58,130 - Yeah. 1600 01:28:58,130 --> 01:28:59,796 - It's up there. 1601 01:30:03,660 --> 01:30:04,510 Drinks are ready. 1602 01:30:20,820 --> 01:30:21,653 - Wow. 1603 01:30:25,189 --> 01:30:26,990 This really is quite a boat. 1604 01:30:26,990 --> 01:30:28,468 - Ah, I know. 1605 01:30:28,468 --> 01:30:29,870 I know. 1606 01:30:29,870 --> 01:30:31,477 Oh. 1607 01:30:31,477 --> 01:30:32,383 I'm sorry. 1608 01:30:33,430 --> 01:30:36,280 Sorry, they just, they leave 'em here, you know? 1609 01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:37,623 - Hmm. - I'll tell you what, 1610 01:30:37,623 --> 01:30:39,060 nah, you want it. 1611 01:30:39,060 --> 01:30:40,290 Take it. 1612 01:30:40,290 --> 01:30:41,123 It's yours. 1613 01:30:42,740 --> 01:30:44,040 - Smells like a good year. 1614 01:30:45,220 --> 01:30:46,153 - 2001. 1615 01:30:49,487 --> 01:30:51,073 That's your drink, right there. 1616 01:30:54,160 --> 01:30:55,713 Hmm, you know what, 1617 01:30:56,660 --> 01:30:59,113 I'm actually just learning Spanish, so, uh, 1618 01:31:00,170 --> 01:31:01,003 let me give it a go, I have 1619 01:31:01,003 --> 01:31:02,783 I have this cheer that I just learned. 1620 01:31:03,815 --> 01:31:05,430 Aribba, 1621 01:31:05,430 --> 01:31:06,770 abajo, 1622 01:31:06,770 --> 01:31:08,160 al centro, 1623 01:31:08,160 --> 01:31:09,380 al dentro. 1624 01:31:09,380 --> 01:31:10,280 And we drink. 1625 01:31:10,280 --> 01:31:12,150 - Salud. - Salud. 1626 01:31:12,150 --> 01:31:13,487 Ah. - Gracias. 1627 01:31:13,487 --> 01:31:14,487 Mm. 1628 01:31:16,190 --> 01:31:17,820 - Mm. 1629 01:31:17,820 --> 01:31:19,980 Oh, this is incredible. 1630 01:31:19,980 --> 01:31:20,890 - Legendary. 1631 01:31:20,890 --> 01:31:22,560 - Legends. 1632 01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:24,707 - Legendary it is, my friend. 1633 01:31:32,991 --> 01:31:35,332 Just a splash, that's all you need. 1634 01:31:35,332 --> 01:31:36,165 - Alright. - Chill it down 1635 01:31:36,165 --> 01:31:37,313 just a bit. 1636 01:31:41,630 --> 01:31:42,680 To 1637 01:31:44,090 --> 01:31:45,787 new friends. 1638 01:31:45,787 --> 01:31:46,993 - To 1639 01:31:46,993 --> 01:31:47,900 nuevos 1640 01:31:47,900 --> 01:31:49,075 amigos. 1641 01:31:49,075 --> 01:31:51,720 Alright. 1642 01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:53,131 - Bottoms up. 1643 01:31:53,131 --> 01:31:54,413 - Oy, bottoms up. 1644 01:32:00,151 --> 01:32:01,697 Ah. 1645 01:32:01,697 --> 01:32:03,497 - Ah. - The perfection, every time. 1646 01:32:04,856 --> 01:32:05,689 - Yes. 1647 01:32:08,957 --> 01:32:12,832 Hmm. 1648 01:32:21,136 --> 01:32:22,828 How are you feeling? 1649 01:32:22,828 --> 01:32:23,661 Dizzy? 1650 01:32:34,860 --> 01:32:37,720 - Oh. 1651 01:32:37,720 --> 01:32:38,803 - You little shit. 1652 01:32:39,995 --> 01:32:41,795 You thought you were better than me? 1653 01:32:43,412 --> 01:32:44,600 You thought you knew 1654 01:32:46,050 --> 01:32:47,652 how to take me out? 1655 01:32:51,360 --> 01:32:52,480 Don't you 1656 01:32:52,480 --> 01:32:53,548 try 1657 01:32:55,711 --> 01:32:58,750 to be the boss? 1658 01:32:58,750 --> 01:33:00,868 I'm the new captain of this ship. 1659 01:33:19,896 --> 01:33:20,823 Adios, 1660 01:33:21,910 --> 01:33:22,743 amigo. 1661 01:33:32,340 --> 01:33:33,760 Every night he's with a new chick. 1662 01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:35,410 Never seen him with the same chick twice. 1663 01:33:37,060 --> 01:33:38,140 - One of those yachts over there. 1664 01:33:38,140 --> 01:33:40,100 He claims it's the largest one. 1665 01:33:40,100 --> 01:33:40,933 - Copy that. 1666 01:33:52,510 --> 01:33:54,232 They're onto me. 1667 01:34:11,280 --> 01:34:12,580 - Let's take a look at it. 1668 01:34:16,430 --> 01:34:17,710 - Jesus Christ. 1669 01:34:17,710 --> 01:34:21,910 I'll call it in. 1670 01:34:21,910 --> 01:34:24,060 - It was only a matter 1671 01:34:24,060 --> 01:34:24,893 of time. 1672 01:34:39,390 --> 01:34:41,640 - This time I have a reason. 1673 01:34:43,568 --> 01:34:45,586 Eh, just let me get something real quick. 1674 01:35:13,895 --> 01:35:16,562 - I didn't know you had tattoos. 1675 01:35:19,291 --> 01:35:20,124 Oh. 1676 01:35:21,276 --> 01:35:22,109 Oh, wait. 1677 01:35:27,373 --> 01:35:28,206 No. 1678 01:36:11,270 --> 01:36:13,912 - Come out, with your hands up. 1679 01:36:13,912 --> 01:36:16,245 Come out with your hands up. 1680 01:36:20,189 --> 01:36:21,689 Get your hands up. 1681 01:36:23,042 --> 01:36:25,670 - Hands up. 1682 01:36:25,670 --> 01:36:26,960 Right there, hands up. 1683 01:36:26,960 --> 01:36:28,970 - Higher. - Don't take another step. 1684 01:36:30,210 --> 01:36:31,516 Get on the ground. 1685 01:36:31,516 --> 01:36:32,363 On the ground. 1686 01:36:32,363 --> 01:36:35,200 - Down on the ground, god damn it. 1687 01:36:35,200 --> 01:36:36,347 Handcuff him. 1688 01:36:37,337 --> 01:36:38,170 What's going on? 1689 01:36:38,170 --> 01:36:39,623 Shut the fuck up. 1690 01:36:41,190 --> 01:36:42,023 Get up. 1691 01:36:51,940 --> 01:36:53,660 Off-- 1692 01:36:53,660 --> 01:36:54,703 Head down. 1693 01:36:56,124 --> 01:36:56,957 Get in there. 1694 01:37:01,410 --> 01:37:02,954 - The other off-- (door slamming shut. 1695 01:37:16,622 --> 01:37:17,570 Yes. 1696 01:37:17,570 --> 01:37:19,720 Which one, brothers or sisters? 1697 01:37:19,720 --> 01:37:20,553 Both. 1698 01:37:21,700 --> 01:37:24,983 I have a brother who's a, a little bit older than me. 1699 01:38:49,791 --> 01:38:52,320 Hayhoe Studios. 1700 01:38:57,812 --> 01:38:59,813 ♪ Have no fear ♪ 1701 01:38:59,813 --> 01:39:03,852 ♪ When you call my line ♪ 1702 01:39:03,852 --> 01:39:08,741 ♪ I'll be there right on time ♪ 1703 01:39:08,741 --> 01:39:10,641 ♪ We'll go places ♪ 1704 01:39:10,641 --> 01:39:14,672 ♪ You don't wanna go ♪ 1705 01:39:14,672 --> 01:39:19,316 ♪ With a driver you'll never know ♪ 1706 01:39:19,316 --> 01:39:21,648 ♪ So open the door ♪ 1707 01:39:21,648 --> 01:39:25,101 ♪ And come inside ♪ 1708 01:39:25,101 --> 01:39:29,934 ♪ Just sit back there's no need to be shy ♪ 1709 01:39:33,079 --> 01:39:38,079 ♪ Ride share ♪ ♪ Ride share ♪ 1710 01:39:39,378 --> 01:39:43,045 ♪ Just let me be your guide ♪ 1711 01:39:43,962 --> 01:39:48,962 ♪ Ride share ♪ ♪ Ride share ♪ 1712 01:39:49,572 --> 01:39:52,114 ♪ Hope this won't be ♪ 1713 01:39:52,114 --> 01:39:57,114 ♪ Your last ride ♪ 1714 01:39:57,481 --> 01:39:59,849 ♪ There's no turning back ♪ 1715 01:39:59,849 --> 01:40:02,781 ♪ Once you get in my car ♪ 1716 01:40:02,781 --> 01:40:05,215 ♪ But don't you worry ♪ 1717 01:40:05,215 --> 01:40:08,625 ♪ We don't have to go far ♪ 1718 01:40:08,625 --> 01:40:10,631 ♪ Out in the woods ♪ 1719 01:40:10,631 --> 01:40:13,868 ♪ Where no one can see ♪ 1720 01:40:13,868 --> 01:40:16,230 ♪ And you'll be all ♪ 1721 01:40:16,230 --> 01:40:19,227 ♪ Alone with me ♪ 1722 01:40:19,227 --> 01:40:21,256 ♪ So open the door ♪ 1723 01:40:21,256 --> 01:40:24,977 ♪ And come inside ♪ 1724 01:40:24,977 --> 01:40:26,715 ♪ Just sit back ♪ 1725 01:40:26,715 --> 01:40:30,382 ♪ There's no need to be shy ♪ 1726 01:40:33,170 --> 01:40:38,170 ♪ Ride share ♪ ♪ Ride share ♪ 1727 01:40:39,243 --> 01:40:42,910 ♪ Just let me be your guide ♪ 1728 01:40:43,892 --> 01:40:48,725 ♪ Ride share ♪ ♪ Ride share ♪ 1729 01:40:49,638 --> 01:40:52,138 ♪ Hope this won't be ♪ 1730 01:40:52,138 --> 01:40:54,797 ♪ Your last ride ♪ 1731 01:40:54,797 --> 01:40:59,797 ♪ Ride share ♪ ♪ Ride share ♪ 1732 01:41:00,684 --> 01:41:03,130 ♪ Hope this won't be ♪ 1733 01:41:03,130 --> 01:41:08,130 ♪ Your last ride ♪ 1734 01:41:08,396 --> 01:41:10,979 ♪ A ride share ♪ 1735 01:41:15,431 --> 01:41:20,422 ♪ Late night, I'm drinking ♪ 1736 01:41:20,422 --> 01:41:23,959 ♪ Shouldn't drive ♪ 1737 01:41:23,959 --> 01:41:26,607 ♪ Pull up the ride share ♪ 1738 01:41:26,607 --> 01:41:31,607 ♪ So I'll be sure to arrive alive ♪ 1739 01:41:31,762 --> 01:41:34,021 ♪ This guy seems creepy ♪ 1740 01:41:34,021 --> 01:41:38,695 ♪ Something 'bout his eyes ♪ 1741 01:41:38,695 --> 01:41:39,750 ♪ But I'm drunk ♪ 1742 01:41:39,750 --> 01:41:42,411 ♪ What do I know ♪ 1743 01:41:42,411 --> 01:41:46,277 ♪ I'm sure it's fine ♪ 1744 01:41:46,277 --> 01:41:49,969 ♪ Hitch me up on a ride share ♪ 1745 01:41:49,969 --> 01:41:53,594 ♪ Closest driver, the best care ♪ 1746 01:41:53,594 --> 01:41:57,117 ♪ Hitch me up on a ride share ♪ 1747 01:41:57,117 --> 01:42:00,968 ♪ The closet driver, the best care ♪ 1748 01:42:00,968 --> 01:42:05,220 ♪ Hitch me up on a ride share ♪ 1749 01:42:05,220 --> 01:42:08,137 ♪ May I get there ♪