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♪ Let's go ♪
♪ I'm a true blue American daughter ♪
♪ Heart strong and Stubborn like my father ♪
♪ A little strawberry sweet With a raw and rowdy streak ♪
♪ If it scared ya honey Don't even bother ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Ain't got time For big hat no cattle ♪
♪ Boy you got to sit tall In the saddle ♪
♪ Ain't my first rodeo ♪
♪ You ain't gonna Take me home ♪
♪ If you take it Nice and slow ♪
♪ Lets go ♪
♪ Hey baby if you wanna ♪
♪ Take a ride ♪
♪ You gotta treat me right ♪
♪ Come on baby cowboy up ♪
♪ I need a man ♪
♪ Who's man enough To handle my love ♪
♪ Come on baby cowboy up ♪
♪ Cowboy up ♪
♪ Little dirt on your hands Is sexy ♪
♪ Dug his nails And rocks me steady ♪
♪ I like 'em salt of the earth In a sweaty white t-shirt ♪
♪ And knows he's gotta work ♪
♪ Gotta work to get me ♪
♪ Hey baby if you... ♪
Hey.
How you doing today, honey?
- Me? - Yeah.
I'm great.
- Okay. - I'm great.
We're going all out today, okay?
Balls to the wall!
Thank you, honey.
Okay.
- Hey Lisa. - Mm-hmm.
There's some... there's some sort of weird sound
in the locker room, but I couldn't really tell
where it was coming from.
What kind of sound?
I don't know. Just like a... like a banging, or something.
Is it from the ceiling?
Yeah, yeah, it could be, I guess.
Okay, please, don't mess with me today, A/C. I Just...
- Lisa! - Hi.
- Oh, hi. - Hey, I'm Jennelle.
I'm here for the, um, the interview.
Oh, yes. Nice and early. Okay, I like that.
- So, I'm hired? - Oh, well, uh, probably,
sweetheart. But we gotta be professional
- and check off all our boxes. - Yeah, no, I... I love
being professional. That's always, like huge for me.
Just have a seat. Well, yeah, get comfy.
Can I ask, do you get, like, grabbed?
It happens. Yeah. Like when someone's
super wasted or whatever, but it's pretty rare,
and you can usually tell when something like that's coming,
you know, and just kind of like... boop.
You know, let me just say this,
uh, we have a zero-tolerance policy on it.
You know, I don't mind calling the cops if a customer's
committing the crime of sexual assault and trust me,
I don't have to call far because you know what?
We have a lot of officers who are regulars.
And Officer Dominguez is a cutie. I think.
Uh, but seriously, y'all, um... let me just say,
the most important thing is that this is a mainstream place,
you know? And it's a family place,
which means a lot of families come here.
And it also means that we're all family.
And yeah, you're not, you know, you're not wearing a whole
lot of clothes but, trust me, if these guys wanted
to go to a strip club, they know where to find them.
They just come here so some sweet girls can take
good care of 'em. It's like, like working at...
at Chili's or Applebee's except it's more fun,
and the tips are way better.
- Usually. - If you know how to work it.
Well...
Okay, so next, ladies, if you can just turn around
right behind you, you're gonna see
Whammies' golden rules. Let's go straight to number two.
Be responsible.
All right, I hate firing people. Uh, it breaks my heart.
It's the least favorite part of my job.
But, I do it when I have to. I mean, there've been girls
that I would have literally donated a kidney to,
but they couldn't get it together to get to work on time and so,
you know, I just, I did... I did what I had to do.
Maybe like a... possum?
You know what, will you take over for me? Excuse me, ladies.
Um... okay, so be informed.
That's like, she was like, "be responsible."
It's kind of the same part of that. Um...
Hey!
Hello?
Help! I'm in the vent!
What are you doing in the vent?
Is this, uh... is this your head right here?
- Yeah. - Okay.
- Go a little bit higher. - Yeah.
And then look on the other side. And see if there's anything
on the other side that we can loosen it up.
Oh, is this the safe, here?
- Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah, he knew
exactly what he was trying to get to.
We'll let you take a look at him once we get him out,
see if you can ID him.
Most likely he's either a former employee,
or he's associated with an employee.
So, you might want to start thinking if any of your people make you feel
- a little suspicious. - Okay.
Uh, meanwhile, can I open for business?
Oh, yeah, sure. Sure. We'll stay out
of the customers' sight. We'll use the back door.
Thank the Lord.
Oh, and Lisa, is the owner on the way?
I haven't gotten in touch with him yet, but, uh,
- I'll let you know. Okay. - All right. Thank you.
Thank you.
"Fuck that, I play better sports than that fag."
Oh, my gosh, you're a badass, huh?
Do you wanna refill on that Big Ass Beer?
Mm-hmm.
So, Big Ass is our large size. So, I found a good
connected moment to pause the conversation,
kinda leave him wanting more, right?
And, um... you know, sell that beer.
Touch-wise; a little touch on the shoulder, arm area, hand,
that's all good, but nowhere else.
And try not to squeeze, because that can get weird.
Uh, real weird... um... Yeah, and notice how I opened my mouth
real wide when I laughed, like...
Yeah, that's just like...
y'all don't have to do that, I just find it works
really well for me.
All right, well thank you, Maci.
Is everything making sense to everybody?
Yes.
Okay, good. So, now, uh, is usually the time
when we let y'all go and tell you we'll be in touch soon,
but today is kind of a crazy day and, uh, well,
I have a favor to ask. Um, I know you have other things to do,
but anyone who's willing to hang out and just dive
into the deep end, we're having a car wash
fundraiser today. Uh, it's... it's not on
the official payroll or anything like that, but, you know,
we would be willing to pay you out in cash at our trainee rate,
and if you cannot do it, that is not a problem.
It does not affect whether or not you get hired.
But what, you mean like today?
Today, through the lunch rush. If you can.
All right, Maci, she can run you through everything.
In the meantime, I got to get us a sound system.
So, thank you, ladies. Beautiful.
Um, I can't stay, I'm so sorry, I've got like four other interviews today.
Oh. Oh, yeah. No, that's fine.
That's fine. It was nice to meet you, Taylor.
- It was nice to meet you too. - Bye. Bye Taylor.
Okay.
Confirm that he is behind the wall.
No, like the duct system. The metal tube in the ceiling.
They're asking if you mean like in Die Hard.
- Hey. - McKray is sick
and I don't have a sitter.
Okay, I was gonna ask if you could cover Shaina's shift tonight.
You know I don't say no to no shifts, but...
How you feeling, my man?
I've felt better.
Yeah?
Okay, well we're gonna take good care of you, all right?
Uh, if, uh, Tatiana or, or maybe Nika could pick him up
and sit him at one of their places, would you trust them?
Nika, yes. Tatiana, I don't know...
All right. All right. Well, we got this.
Meanwhile, I need you on a special mission.
Come on in here.
Hey, Maci, you want to hang with my main man McKray
- for a sec? - Hell, yeah!
What's up, McCrazypants?
Uh...
How much you think Jay likes you?
I'm not trying to find out?
You think he'd be willing to set us up
with a sound system today, for free? If...
If maybe you just... you know, we, you, whoever just, well,
you... if you flirt just a little?
For why?
Car wash fundraiser today. It's not on the schedule,
- I know. - Is that supposed to be up
- on our social? It's not. - I...
Shaina hit her boyfriend with a car last night.
Broke his leg. She's at my place
with Cameron now. I... I... I bailed her out
of jail, but this is serious, and... and...
and she's gonna need a real lawyer on it.
She's a dumb... you know I love her,
- but she's a dumb bitch. - Don't you dare use that word.
Now, come on, we're family.
My family's full of dumb bitches too.
Shit, Lisa, when are you gonna hold a fundraiser for me?
You need me to run over my ex? I'll be glad to.
You know we'd do the same thing for you in this situation.
You know that. Chris was out of control.
Come on.
Cool?
All right, all right, all right. Okay.
Let's call Nika and get you some childcare.
Uh-oh.
Luckily, she's not working today 'cause you're not
allowed to put two black girls on the same shift.
Oh, Danyelle...
Speaking of lawyers, I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
Cubby better watch out. I could make some good money
- off this case. - Hey, uh...
Nika, it's... it's Lisa. Call me.
Uh, I need a favor if you can.
Just... just call me back and I'll text you, too. Okay.
Can I ask you something?
Do you like working here?
You can be honest. No. Think about it.
I like working with you.
You left Shaina alone with your husband?
That's the last thing I'm worried about with Cameron.
- Morning, ladies. - Hey Tom. Is Jay here?
Jay, to the front please.
Miss Danyelle! Good morning.
And Lisa.
Yeah, Lisa, hey.
So, what brings you across the lot?
Are we renting you a system today?
You're always trying to get me to come over and take the tour,
Lisa said I could come over and take the tour.
- Yeah. - Awesome! Well...
it's not a tour, actually. It's a home theater demonstration.
Wow...
Yeah.
I gotta admit, I was actually hoping
to catch you out here after work sometime, like...
maybe in your uniform.
Surprise!
Oh, it's gotta be my birthday.
If it isn't, I'm gonna change it to today.
Uh, how long is the demonstration?
Oh, our basic's pretty quick but if you got time,
I would love to run you through some of the, uh,
- enhanced... - I know you would.
She knows I would. Are you gonna join us?
Uh, you know, I might have to duck out in a minute.
Okay, cool. Well, um, you know,
if you have time, come by anytime.
I'd love to show you through the full demo as well.
In the meanwhile, you have nothing to worry about.
I'm not gonna do anything nonconsensual
- with your girl here. - I'd kill you.
Yeah. She'd kill you, Jay.
And then I'd have to tell your wife,
and she'd kill you again.
All right. Let's start...
The pictures are beautiful.
They provide us with a lot of useful information.
But how does it feel?
How does it intrigue our minds and touch our hearts?
Sit back. Relax. And let your ears
and our patented surround system take you on a journey.
I will make this happen for you.
- For Shaina. - You're amazing and I love you.
Time, itself...
You working for me now, Bobo?
You know me, I wouldn't take no for an answer.
Listen, you know I love that chivalry, but I can't have it.
Well, it's not like I'm gonna get you fired.
I hear you're un-fireable, anyway. Hey, let me help you with that.
Oh.
Thank you. Here we go. You guys are new.
How you doing? I'm Bobo.
- "Bobo"? - Yeah. Nice to meet you.
You know, we're not open for another 15 minutes.
Oh hell, I'd just be sitting in my truck listening
to my police scanner app. Did we have a break-in, I hear?
Come on in.
I thought you'd never ask, darling.
Uh...
Did you really, now?
- Good morning, officers. - Morning, fellas.
Morning. Um, hey, Lisa. This shouldn't take too long.
Probably like 20, 25 minutes, tops I'd say, so...
Okay. Okay, good. Uh, Nevaeh,
you want to get Bobo a Big Ass beer here?
- Sure. - On the house.
- Lone Star? - What? Before noon?
Uh... did the burglar get the foosball table?
Oh, no. Uh, you know what,
uh, the owner, he wanted to try something new in that spot.
And I'm sorry, 'cause I know you were dominating.
Is it a pool table?
I am not sure yet. Uh, but I'll let you know.
Hey, bud. Guess what? I just texted our girl Nika
and she is on her way to get you soon,
and she's gonna take you back to her place where you can
chill out all day. And she's got Netflix
and all that. So you're gonna have fun.
- There. - Thank you, sweetheart.
Hey, officers, can I get y'all something to drink?
- Oh, no, ma'am. - Oh, I'm sorry. You know what?
I'm just gonna act like I didn't hear it.
Act like you didn't. I didn't say nothing.
- We're on the clock. - Okay, on the clock.
Hey, Lisa.
Maci said that, uh, fundraiser out there is for Shaina?
What's going on with her?
You are my favorite customer, but you know what?
- You are way too nosy. - What?
This is supposed to be a place that you can come in to chill out and relax.
All I'm saying is, if you got a fundraiser
people gotta know what it's for. I mean, if she's got cancer
or something, I hope not, but just say that.
- People are gonna wonder. - Well, she doesn't.
And you know what, they won't. Just you, Bobo.
It's that shit-heel boyfriend of hers?
I was here when that went down. In fact, I have video.
Are you fuckin' kidding me right now?
It's none of your business, pal!
Look, this is a business so it is my business.
And you do not talk to her like that. Yeah.
- You trying to get hurt, bro? - Stop, Chris.
You trying to get fucking hurt, bro! Come on.
No, okay, and she wants you to leave,
- all right? So, I'm telling you, you have to go. - Yeah?
- I want you to suck my dick, faggot! Huh? - Okay, enough.
How about that? Don't touch me. I'm leaving.
- Calling the cops. - Don't fucking touch me.
All right, let's go. Out. Right now. Go.
Uh... well... uh, how about, uh, we call it
"The Sisterhood Fund"?
Not your market.
- Morning, fellas. - Morning.
Have y'all seen any evidence of Mr. and Mrs. Rat around here today?
This is a family place, but that is one family
I never want to see in here again.
- You good, Arturo? - Mm-hmm!
Okay.
I'm just saying, like, don't shit where you eat.
I appreciate your advice.
Hey, uh, ladies? If it's about shifts,
talk to me.
It's fine. Nothing.
All right. Okay.
Jay is loading up the speakers right now.
Should be good to go in like ten minutes.
I told him he gets free lunch for a week, but if he gets fired
though, that's on you, ma.
Oh, my goodness! McKray! McKray! Did you know that your mama's
a real-life Wonder Woman? Do you?
Mm-hm.
And you're the wind beneath my frickin' wings.
My buffalo wings. Oops, can't say "frickin'"
in front of the customers.
Girl, you say whatever you like.
Oh, boy.
Did they just knock out my cable?
Um, let me, let me check. Hold on one second.
Sorry.
No. Uh-huh. But that's what I'm saying,
though. We're... we're actually...
we're not residential, we're a business, though.
Uh-huh.
Well, is there someone else that I could talk to?
No. Double Whammies, we're on
the I-10 frontage. Uh-huh.
We're a sports-themed bar and grill,
so the TVs are... are crucial for us. Mm-hmm.
Well, you... no, you tell me, whatever I can do to get
our ticket pushed to the front of the line, and, and you know,
I'll... I'll do whatever.
Yeah.
No, no, I've already just... I've been on hold already
for 20 minutes, and I... and I've really got a whole...
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. No, I... I understand. Okay.
I will hold. Thank you.
Your call is important to us.
Uh, hi, this is Lisa, is this... is this about the apartment?
Okay, great. I'm on the other line.
Can I call you...
Oh, uh, you're kidding me.
Uh-huh. No.
No, no, no, listen. I... I... I will get my husband
over there, uh, sometime today. Somehow.
Mm-hmm. Yes.
Okay. Bye-bye.
Hello? Hello?
Shit...
Caw.
♪ Heard the news ♪
♪ Now they're always Turning out ♪
♪ Playing up to the crowd Keeping up with the count ♪
♪ Got 'em coming around Oh they're singing ♪
♪ We can live the good life Give them all the love below ♪
♪ Dancing in the limelight Everywhere that we go ♪
♪ Waded through the hard times Shake it up and drink it all ♪
Thank you.
♪ We can live the good life Every, every day now ♪
♪ I can live my life ♪
Hey.
♪ My life, my life ♪
Hey. I'll tell Maci you're here,
and she'll have your coffee on the table, okay?
Okay. Meanwhile, we just...
we appreciate your generosity out here. Thank you so much.
Can I steal you for a second?
I'll get her back. I promise.
Is anybody asking what the money's for?
They think it's for new uniforms which is, like, fine.
But I'm trying to create upsell opportunities.
So, I'm going to tell this old guy it's for medical stuff,
cause, like, he can relate to that.
Okay, no, no, no. Don't do that. Don't lie.
Just, uh, maybe you can just say, "safety net."
No, it's not lying. I'm just going to spin it.
Right, but if you just... if you just say, "safety net,"
- that... - Well, this guy with a goatee
asked me if it was for us to get boob jobs and I said,
"hell yeah", and he gave me 50 bucks.
I'm, like, a marketing major.
So, like, it's really all about demographics.
They did start to bring him through the front, but I told
them to turn around and not to bother the customers. Okay?
Hey! Hey, Lisa!
Totally nobody noticed, okay?
Oh, hey, professor. Coffee's brewing!
Did you get a good look at him?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah...
Familiar?
Um, no. I don't think so.
You okay?
Yeah. Everything's good.
So, Arturo. You know I'm good with faces.
And I did recognize your cousin.
Well, I didn't tell the officers.
I know you're dealing with a lot, lately.
So, I... I just decided to be generous today.
You are every day.
What's that?
You're generous every day, Lisa.
Well, thank you, Arturo.
So, you know you can't work here anymore.
Wait, wait, wait. Hey, now, I got nobody
to fill in, so I... I do need you to finish your shift,
and uh, you can quit at the end of the day, okay?
Okay.
♪ Welcome to the party ♪
♪ I'm sure you know Just what to do ♪
♪ But someone's bound to break A couple rules ♪
♪ So maybe we should review ♪
♪ There's no judge umpire Or official ♪
♪ Ain't nobody gonna Blow a whistle ♪
♪ And it ain't over till you See the sun ♪
♪ This is partying 101 ♪
♪ Everybody have some fun ♪
You see, sometimes you gotta put a little nudge
into it. You know, sometimes it takes
a little bit of muscle just to get that, that gear going
to get the starter...
You know, contrary to what you may believe,
I'm actually really perfectly fine with a B cup.
- I mean... - Are you now?
How do I... I married you, honey. That's how I know.
Look there, see? I'm not the only one.
Hell, I kicked that boy's ass!
What you working on, bud?
Just a ninja guy.
Oh.
What about you?
The schedule.
You like puzzles?
Okay, well, look. Let me show you something.
All right, so, see right here? These are all the shifts
that I need covered.
And here, this is how many people I need.
Now, if it's a big night like a fight or a game
I need extras. I need cooks. I need busboys. Right here.
You can see my bench. And then over here,
these are my superstars. You can see your mom,
she's right at the top. Now, I always gotta make sure
that I'm careful to space them out, you know, because I gotta
make sure there's enough for everybody and then...
Well, anyway, now, how do you know that
that's not a ninja girl? Hmm? All wrapped up
in that crazy costume. You can't really see the face now, can you?
No boobs.
Mm-hmm. But you know, not every girl
is always walking around sticking them out, especially
if they've got a lot of superhero stuff to do.
He's not a superhero though, he's a ninja.
Okay.
She.
Can I take a picture?
Let's see... I wanna send it to our girl,
Shaina, because it reminds me of her.
Let's see. There we go. Ah.
Hey, uh, I've got a situation.
Oh.
- Biker guy... - Mm-hmm.
in the back corner sitting by himself.
Mm-hmm.
Basically, like, just called me fat.
- Basically? - Yeah.
Hey, uh, I think that there's a guy throwing up in there.
Uh, okay. Is everybody treating you right
- out there? Any questions? - I don't think so.
Okay, good. Y'all are killing it, I appreciate you.
I feel the sisterhood growing stronger!
Sisterhood! Whoo!
Okay. Biker guy. In the corner. Let me take care of this,
and then I got it. All right? Okay.
Sorry, I was just...
- I'm sorry. - Yeah. It's all right.
It's all right.
You are so... like, what? You are smart.
- Excuse me, sir? - Yeah?
My name is Lisa, I'm the general manager.
And my girl just said you got a little disrespectful with her?
- Uh, what? - You might have thought
you were just having a little fun,
but I have a zero-tolerance policy on disrespect so, uh,
- you're gonna have to go. - I haven't gotten my food yet.
You haven't paid for it either. So, let's just call it even,
okay? If you want to throw in an apology,
- that'll really be... - That's fucking bullshit.
- I didn't harass shit! - Listen, I'm not gonna argue with you.
- I made a joke! - I'm done asking you nicely.
So, you kick people out for being funny?
- You must be the... - I am done asking you nicely.
- You marching today? - Pick your ass up and go eat
- somewhere else. - I heard you the first time.
So, now what are you gonna do?
Blow me!
Okay, everybody. Enjoy your food.
- Hey. Uh, - Hey.
there's a guy out there with a tricked-out hummer.
Maybe the little boy would wanna see?
Hey, McKray! Come here.
♪ Bling bling bitch, Do my own thing bitch ♪
Ooh, pretty cool!
Super sweet. Smells good too.
I bet this bitch wasn't cheap.
No, it was not.
You wanna check it out, little man?
Thank you.
Oh, wow. Look at this. All these...
This man really likes...
So, the thing with a guy like that is that you know
his mama didn't raise him right.
Now, I know I'm never gonna have to worry about that
with you, my little dude. Right? Because you got respect.
- Always. - Always! Always. Always.
For real, where the hell is Nika?
I don't know but she'll be here.
Hey, tell me this, how are you raising
- such a sweet kid? - I have no idea.
I just think he's too smart to end up like his mama.
Boy is paying attention!
Oh, wait. I think this is her now.
Oh, no, it's Shaina! Look!
See, she loved the ninja picture.
I told you she was gonna love it.
- Love. Love. Love. - Nika! Nika!
I just told you she was coming.
Too late. Too late. McKray died from boredom.
I'm sorry it took so long.
Come on, McKray. Let's get your stuff.
- What's up? - I don't know
- how you can guzzle that stuff. - Chocolate milk rules!
Hey, um, look, I noticed you getting a little friendly
with the Professor and...
I know. I know. I'm sorry. It's just he's... he's super sweet
and super harmless. And he's like a little puppy
and I can't help but wanting to give him
a little extra attention, that's all.
You know, I totally trust your judgement. But, you know, we can't...
- I'm sorry. - ...let the other girls see
that 'cause they, they get confused.
- Totally. - And... and I don't
- wanna send mixed messages. - But he did...
He did used to be a lawyer though,
and I did ask him if maybe he could recommend someone
that could help Shaina out for cheap and he said he would ask.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
But I'm keeping that thing totally secret
just like you asked.
Not telling anyone. Doing my best.
Thank you.
Hey! Hey! Off that! Get off the... off the car.
- It's a Lexus! - What is your name?
- Jennelle.
Jennelle, we are mainstream, bar and grill. Come here, please.
Come here.
She's making sick money, though.
I think we're over a thousand now.
Fuck!
Remind me what this is.
Car wash. We do it all the time.
As a scheduled promotion with some kind of theme.
Well, the theme is making money. And I'm using it
as a training exercise.
These are new hires?
Not... not... not officially, not... not yet. But...
yeah.
Heard we had a break-in.
Yeah, yeah, but they didn't get anything, and they caught the guy, so...
A buddy on the force called me.
I'm wondering why I didn't get a call from you.
Uh, well, you know, I didn't wanna ruin your trip.
But while we're doing bad news, uh, Cubby, they did knock out the cable.
Which, you know, I'm on the cable people's butt
about this 'cause I know it's top priority.
- Hey, Cubby... - So...
...what are you gonna do with this hole?
- Bobo... - Talk to my general manager, man.
Well, I did, Cubby, but she doesn't know...
- Hi, Bobo. - Hi.
I'm just coming to distract you, so my boss can get her work done.
A/C guy is here.
He's just patching it for now and insurance adjuster is coming tomorrow.
- And he didn't get anything. - Nope.
He didn't even make it out of the ceiling.
I don't love the idea of this sitting here with the door open all day.
Yeah. Well, you know, I'm sorry,
but there's just been a lot of folks needing to get in and out
all day but it's mostly cops, so it's real, real secure.
Speaking of which...
it's not legal to have those girls working out there.
- They're not employees. - It's a one-time thing, Cubby.
- And the cops don't care. - What the fuck are you doing?
Come on, man. You know that's not the only
"technically illegal" shit going on around here.
All right, well. This is what I want you to do.
I want you to gather up all that car wash money
and all of the cash that's available on hand
and get it to the bank right now.
The car wash is still going on, though.
Humor me. Or, better yet, here's an idea,
obey my direct order as your employer.
Come on.
I told the smart one, she's in-charge till you get back.
My daddy used to say,
"The time to fire someone is when you first think of it."
Well, bless his heart.
What he didn't say is what to do...
when you try to fire 'em and they just keep showing up.
If you wanna fire me there's paperwork
you gotta fill out, and I can show you how.
Uh, first I was just like, "You know, fuck it.
She cares that much, she's that committed
to my business, I'll keep her."
But now...
to be honest with you, I feel sorry for you.
Oh, boy, you're in a shit mood today.
Oh, yes, I am. Ha, ha, ha.
Let me show you something.
Go big or go home.
It's a different business model. We'll be fine.
We ain't gonna be fine. They're nationwide!
- They're gonna have TV ads and merchandising... - Listen, it's apples
and oranges.
Yeah, they're nation-wide but you're in a local place.
- It's got it's regulars and... - Send Bobo over here with the foosball table
- and scare off their customers. - You know what,
if anything that's good, that'll attract some new customers.
You know it though. They'll say, you know, we dig the concept,
- you know, the Mancave... - Lisa, I'm talking about reality here.
I know the girls like working for us, okay...
- First off... - ...because I ask them. But they're not dumb.
- First of all... - I mean, they do notice the racial thing.
The Rainbow Guideline is a guideline.
Not an official policy, second, we hire these young ladies
as entertainers so we're legally legit to cast them
however we want. That's why we don't have
to hire any fat girls. And no, I don't appreciate
having to explain to you of all people
- that I don't discriminate. - Nobody called you racist.
Oh, we're gonna go there? Really?
- I'm not going there. - All right. Well then, just
for argument's sake, let's just say, I don't know,
I put all the Hispanic girls on one shift.
Where's the diversity in that? The whole point is diversity.
You know, the truth is I don't really need you to love
every little thing about it, I just need you to do your job.
My job? Oh, I do my job.
I do everybody's job, including yours!
Yeah, but you don't enforce rule number one, do you?
- For real? - Rule one, Lisa. No drama!
You really want me to tell a bunch of 20-year-old girls
"no drama"?
- Yes, I do. - Okay, well why don't I just
put up a sign right next to it that says "no breathing" too!
You know, you take that shit so seriously.
You know, they can go on and do Shakespeare on their own time
and you can go enjoy the fuckin' show for all I care,
but the emotion ends...
- Tell me where it ends! - The emotion...
Tell me where it ends! Because I wanna know...
If you would stop interrupting me, I'd love to tell you
- where it ends! - Right, all right.
Okay.
All right, let's just calm down.
- God damn it! - Jesus, Cubby!
Who the fuck do these people think they are!
- Shit! - Oh, I'm just the only one driving today!
Only one out here!
- Oh my god, you sound like... - God damn, thinks he owns
- the whole God damn road. - ...a maniac!
- Son of a bitch! - Cubby, I'm still on the clock!
- I'm gonna follow his ass home. - What are you doing?
Good Lord.
...foreign policy was entirely coherent.
Fine. Okay. Okay.
Catch your breath and get off my property.
- Lisa. - Don't worry about me.
Come on, you're still on the clock.
Which is why I don't need this shit!
Get in the car!
No!
Uh...
Baby, are you driving?
Okay, um...
I need you to come get me. I'm, uh...
I need a ride. I'm on the corner of, uh,
Willow and uh...
Schieffer. Schieffer.
You wanna keep your job?
S-C-H... uh, uh...
You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. How's Shaina?
I don't know, she, uh, she's been in the bedroom
on the phone all morning. She's probably came out once
or twice to go to the bathroom, but...
Well, that's good. You know what, she's getting some rest.
That's what she needs to do.
Back to Whammies?
Uh,
did you get a chance to follow up with that apartment lady?
There's a courtyard out back with a grill
for anyone to use.
That's nice. That's nice. Folks pretty social?
Most of them are. Nice people.
Um, we can take a look if you'd like.
No, you know what, um, I know that you know
you need a decision, and we're pretty rushed ourselves,
so let me just take the temperature.
Cam, what do you think?
You know, I like the location,
you know. I... I... I gotta say,
for the price, you know, it's pretty, pretty okay.
Um, y'all have any kids, pets?
Our kids are mostly grown and out the house.
How many?
Well, uh, let's see. I've got my two boys,
and then Cam's got a beautiful girl.
Just started at SMU.
But the place would be for, uh, just for him.
No pets.
Listen, uh...
I think we should do it. I do. I mean...
I'm sorry, you're not gonna be able to cross this off your list today.
Ma'am, I apologize for wasting your time.
We, uh... it's not gon' happen today.
All right then.
Okay, uh, thank you.
Cameron, tell me what to do. I mean, I hate this too,
but if we agreed to move on...
- You agreed. - Okay, so then,
what am I supp...
Tell me something. Tell me what to do.
I mean it.
I mean, am I not trying hard enough? Tell me.
If you need me to sit on the couch and be sad with you
sometimes then maybe I should do that.
Sad dudes is my business.
- You know I'm not afraid of sad... - I'm not your customer.
I didn't say you were my customer, but at least they try.
They try to enjoy themselves.
You know, maybe that's the difference.
All right, fine. Okay. You're smarter than them.
I get that. But if I hadn't called
and asked you for a ride, then you'd still be sitting
on the couch, looking at your computer.
It doesn't matter that there's a girl in the next room
who's in real trouble. I always know
at the end of the day exactly what I'm gonna find.
That's right.
Well then, I guess you found my weak spot.
I can take fucking up all day, but I can't take not trying.
Look, I'm sorry.
I'm just sorry, I shouldn't have brought this up now, uh...
That's my bad. I gotta get back to work.
Open the door.
Uh,
give this to Shaina when you get home, please.
Uh, tell her we're gonna find her a lawyer
and that'll just help pay for it.
Tell her it's from us girls and that...
just tell her that we love her.
You know I love you too.
I'll be back later tonight after the fight.
♪ I need a man who's Man enough to handle my love ♪
♪ Come on, baby Come on ♪
Hey, Cubby hasn't, uh, called or come back through, has he?
Mm-mm, no, uh, but we...
we did have a little issue. Krista, when she showed up for her shift...
Oh, yeah, I saw her at Juice Spot. Tell me.
You know what, total judgment call.
Mm-hmm. - I think you're gonna
have to talk to her yourself. I'm sorry.
All right.
Yeah, I mean absolutely, but...
Oh, is that the cable people?
Oh, wait, is everything okay with McKray?
Sure. Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, you can go now. Thank you for everything today.
Yeah. No, she asked me if I could stay
and it sounded like you guys were short, so I was totally happy to.
Okay. Just, uh, just don't mess with the, the uniform.
- Okay? - Yeah.
All right. Thank you.
Can I say I don't think that'll be a mistake?
Cubby.
I know. That's just my opinion.
You're the best and we love ya!
Krista...
I tried to time it just right.
I thought it'd be more healed up by now.
Are you into basketball? This is Steph Curry.
- Greatest of All Time. - Mm.
I really like working at Whammies... you know. And I love working for you.
I mean, you're the best manager I've ever had. By far.
- Thank you, Krista, but... - And I know what you did for Shaina today
- and I think it's amazing. - Mm-hmm.
Chris is a dick and he belongs in jail.
Oh, well. God willing, yes.
So, what? I'm fired, huh?
Sweetheart. It breaks my heart.
No. I get it. I mean, it's a black man's face
- on a white girl's body. - No. No, that, that...
- that's not it. - Because, do you know what I love?
It's not like it's The Mancave,
you know, where it's all corporate.
Lots of girls with their tats and their
- individuality. - Yeah. Uh...
show it to me again. Let me see it again.
Krista... what were you thinking?
I mean, what were you thinking?
Uh, that I work at a sports bar!
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
And I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Listen, I, I promise you I'm gonna do everything
to help you land on your feet. Okay? I do. No, no. Do you...
- do you wanna work here? - No...
I know every manager on this lot and I...
You need an application?
Not right now, thank you.
Oh, but you know what? I actually would like...
Can I take a few of those heart stickers?
- Of course. - Thank you. Thanks.
Hey, look at these. Cute.
Listen I've... I've had... I've had a rough day, too.
I have, you wanna come have a drink with me?
At Whammies?
Yeah.
- I know. I'm an embarrassment. - Listen, this is your family.
Hey, Jay. "But how does it feel?"
Mm...
As far as I'm concerned, my shift is over.
We're just here to drink like regular customers.
Serve me, wench.
All right. What do y'all want?
- Gotta upsell! - I don't know.
- Mm. - Something strong and sweet,
so I don't realize I'm drinking too much.
- Hey, Maci! - That's on me.
Make two of, um... whatever.
So, since y'all are not on your shift,
does that mean you still have to laugh at my jokes or no?
Are your jokes funny?
- Half the time. - Okay. That's not good enough.
- Hey. Oh, come on. - Can I talk to you for a second?
Can you just come and sit and have a drink with us?
Hey. You got to treat them like customers.
They get at least three minutes of facetime.
You know what? You're observant.
That's rule number five. Did you all know that?
I know what rule number one is.
No tats of black dudes on white girls.
- Krista... - Sorry.
No, but for real, isn't it like,
"Don't sleep with the sleaze-bag customers"?
No, it's not. Come on, now, Jay.
You know we don't think of you like that.
You know what? I don't even want to know.
Do not demystify me with that shit.
Come sit with us. Sit down.
Maci, do we not love our customers for real?
Oh my God, they are the best. They are the best. Hand to God.
You know, I used to work
at a pricey-ass steakhouse where we had some
real a-hole customers there but the difference is,
I couldn't throw those customers out. Oh. I love these.
Okay. He asked about the money, didn't he?
No. What money?
- Car wash money. - What about it?
What?
He said you didn't tell him about the break-in
and that's grounds for termination,
so I should fill out this paperwork
and have it ready for him to sign.
Oh, no, please. Don't, don't do that.
Today is not the day to provoke him.
Believe me, you know I know how to keep my mouth shut
and be the original No Drama girl,
but he can't fire you and I want to call bullshit.
Let him have his tantrum.
Then he says if Mark goes to G.M.
do I wanna train as a manager? Which, did you tell him
I was asking about the racial policy?
Because I don't appreciate him trying to blow smoke up my ass
- like that. - No, listen. He's, he's
he's not blowing smoke.
Well you're not leaving. You're married to this place.
No.
- Sorry. - You losing your mind?
Listen, I started this day off crying, so, if you ask me,
- laughing is progress. - Uh-huh.
Then you know what comes next, right?
- What? - Screaming,
and freaking the fuck out.
That sounds good, too!
Come get silly with us.
My mom's a bigger fan of Steph than I am,
that's the funny part. But she's gonna freak about this.
Well, I'd say come crash with me but...
roommate situation, huh?
Mm-hmm.
She's a bigger buzzkill than your mom.
Did you just compare your wife to my mom?
That's fuckin' creepshow, dude. And put your ring back on.
That is so disrespectful.
Oh, no-no-no, she's cool. She's cool. She's...
My wife is great.
She keeps... she keeps me in check...
you know? Plus she likes playing video games.
I like playing video games.
Mm-hmm. - You know?
She has good taste in women too.
She, like, just a wonderful person all around.
- Danyelle? - Yeah?
Hey, uh... listen, um... you know...
all I wanted to do today was just one good thing.
No, I... I didn't think we'd get away with it,
but maybe we did.
- Mm-hmm. - So, I'm happy.
You know? I mean,
truth is I thought we'd get caught.
So, I'm just thinking, you know. I'm sorry.
I'm just thinking out loud, but...
if he offered you a job, a promotion and a raise
- that you could use... - We'll see if he's serious
- when someone actually leaves. - No, no, what I'm saying is...
today could go from good to great
as far as I'm concerned.
I don't know what you're trying to say?
I guess I'm just saying how many times can you fire
a lady before... before she gets the message?
Yeah.
I'm done.
Screw it. I'm gonna call it a day for real.
Maybe hang out with my husband for a change.
Y'all don't need a manager anyway,
look at how well-oiled a machine this is.
You're leaving?
Yeah. Yeah. I'm, uh...
Jennelle, you watch and you learn from the master.
There's an art to this.
My name is Lisa, I'm the general manager.
Are we taking good care of you today?
Yeah.
Anything we could be doing to improve our service?
Um, are the TV's broken or something?
We are working on that right now and they should
be back up in time for the fight tonight.
- Okay. - Y'all should stick around.
- It's a pretty good time here. - Oh, thanks.
Just get in and go.
Oh, shit.
Okay, God, please. Please, please.
Thank you.
Shit.
Oh.
That's it! Oh, wait, no. Oh...
God, this is how I got in trouble in the first place.
Okay.
All right, come here. You know I can't resist.
Come here. Come here.
You can't go.
Come on, this ain't goodbye, you know that.
And maybe, maybe you can take me out this weekend.
You know, you could finally take me to one of those bars
- that I'm way too old for. - That would be amazing!
Uh-huh. Finally introduce me to that mysterious boyfriend.
I should probably tell you that I'm dating
Professor Doherty.
Oh...
Yeah, uh, everybody knows. I'm sorry. I just...
I knew that you wouldn't like it and I didn't wanna hurt
your feelings or anything.
But...
I always loved how you wanted to protect me.
And you were the best manager ever. Okay?
Sure.
Cameron?
Lisa?
- Oh, hey. You're still here. - Oh my gosh, the money.
That was insane.
Thank you, times, like, a fricking million.
- Seriously, my heart melted. - Oh.
And Cameron, he was so sweet to me, too. He, um, he just left
but he told me
that you could keep the computer.
But he also, um, took some of his clothes
and stuff, so...
Chris, this is Lisa, my boss.
Who basically saved my life today.
We've met.
All right, well, um, we're gonna get out of your way.
Chris just, uh, came by to pick me up.
But I, uh... I seriously think I would
have completely lost my shit today if you hadn't helped me
out and let me get my head together.
And I owe you huge. I, I...
I don't know what I could ever do, but, um...
Leave that money here, Shaina.
Leave it here.
- What do you mean, leave it... - I don't think so.
I will break your other leg. I do not give a fuck right now.
Do you want to test me?
It was very nice of you to raise the money for us.
For her.
We really appreciate it.
- For her! - Right. Look, I get it.
Okay. I do, but Lisa...
This is for me, okay. This was my responsibility.
I acted completely out of control.
Ambulance, emergency room.
We're not blowing this shit on Prada.
- Straight bills. - Like I said,
this is my responsibility, okay.
- Mine. - Put the money down, Shaina.
- I love you, very much. - I love you.
Put the money down.
I think it's kind of fucked up if you ask me.
If you really think that helping someone
means you get to tell them how to live their life.
And look, we're not... we're not at Double Whammies
anymore, okay? This, this is...
you're not my manager.
Did I ask you for relationship advice? Like, for real?
- It's okay. - Did I ask you
- for relationship advice? - It's okay. Thank you.
Give me! Get the fuck out!
You crazy bitch! You're fucking psycho!
God damn!
Fuck you!
Thanks for your help, Lisa.
- Hey, Arturo. - Hey.
Thanks for coming.
Uh... you must have known the safe code, right?
- Yeah. - Okay. I want a favor.
I want you to take my key. I'll give you this.
You go, and you put this money back in the safe. All right?
Nobody'll know the difference. I seriously doubt someone's
gonna watch a video to see who's putting money in.
But, if you're worried about it, you know, I, I...
I cut eye holes in my husband's winter cap.
It's not a ski mask, but...
We agree you owe me, right?
Yeah.
All right.
You can always put me down as a reference, okay?
Okay.
- Take care of that family. - I will.
Thank you.
Sure.
Well, I actually think the girls would prefer it,
is the thing. You know, all the big chains do it, Cubby.
You check into your shift and you get a grade, right?
Hair, four out of five. Make-up, five out of five.
Weight, two out of whatever, you know?
Like, does that suck? Yeah. You know, I'm sure it does.
But it's way better than it is now where I've got
to find a moment and pull a girl aside and be like:
"Hey, Becky, you look like shit today." You know?
Which seems way more personal and it shouldn't
because it's got nothing to do with you, right?
It's got nothing to do with me.
Hey, um, what's going on with Krista?
Lisa fired her then invited her to hang out and drink.
That makes sense... okay. Um, what's the new girl's name?
Jennelle. She just jumped in to help out.
Y'all still gotta do paperwork on her.
Paperwork, okay. Hey, Cubby, have you heard her idea
about renting the girls out for private parties?
She's got a lot of energy.
Danyelle, are people staying or are they leaving?
Some bailed, but we're holding it down.
All right. Well, I'm about a minute away.
Mark, hand me the wire cutters.
Yeah.
Orange handle.
Well, I'll tell you what, first rule
of management training, get ready to deal
with some crazy.
But seriously, what do you think about this private party idea?
I mean, we could send the girls in uniform, you know.
Liven a place up?
Liability nightmare.
But what if we figure out how to market, right, to, like,
- frat parties? - Terrible idea.
It's a liability.
These kids grew up whacking off to their cell phones. I mean...
Hey, guys, they probably need me back on the floor right now.
All right. Hey, Danyelle, let me ask you
- a question... Danyelle? - Yeah?
You like working here, right?
Yeah...
All right, now who is rooting for Machado?
This, this is crappy.
We got some fans in here!
Oh, hey, come on in. Come on in. Don't be shy.
Just a little pre-show here before the fight comes on.
All right y'all, who is like me?
Who doesn't care who wins or who loses
as long as it's a frigging brutal, bloody battle?
Woo! Hell yeah!
- All right. - Okay, um... Okay.
Okay. I think maybe it's time for a little Double-Whammies toast.
Jennelle... thank you. Whoa, that is heavy!
- I love you! - Come on.
Oh my gosh, that is perfection, okay. So...
before we fire up these TV's
and get to see the men being men,
I say we take a little minute to appreciate
what makes Double Whammies so special...
women being women!
And not being bitches!
Ah, let's hear it for your gorgeous servers,
everyone!
Yes, let me hear it even louder!
Come on, make some noise!
Your servers, they are so hot! Woo!
Turn on the damn fight.
Oh, okay. Good things come to those who wait.
We're still celebrating up here, right?
Uh, y'all, I just want to take this time to shout out
our general manager. Her last day was today.
A lot of you know her. Her name is Lisa.
- God damn it... - For serious. For serious.
Um, wrap your hand around a Big Ass, beer, that is
and raise it high to Lisa!
Because she is the best manager a place like this ever had,
and it makes such a difference
when your boss really cares about you. You know?
And let me just say it makes such a difference
when she really cares about the customers too,
am I right?
Lisa!
That is what I'm talking about!
Yes!
Come for the ribs, stay for all the rest...
- To Lisa! - ...at The Mancave.
- Where a man can be a man. - Yeah, all right!
Come on, Machado!
- Knock his ass out! - ...Machado's head.
Oh, yeah. There you go! There you go!
Come on! Come on!
- There you go! - Get in there.
- Kick, kick, kick! - Come on, go!
Get in there.
- Move! Move! - Come on!
I still think it happened from that
- initial head-butt before... - Yeah.
Damn! I think that woke him up!
You can just shake that thing someplace else.
I'm just here for the burger and the fight.
Okay.
- Damn good... All right. - All right.
The right hand right in the temple.
Oh, yeah!
He landed that nice shot.
Yeah!
You think about all the awards that...
Hey, be nice to Dave
because his pussy's real sore right now.
Hey, congrats on the promotion.
Thanks.
Sorry...
...And Machado with a left.
Arturo?
"You like working here, right?"
Drink! New girl. Hi. Can I get another drink?
Hey, Mace?
One second, handsome. Yeah, babe?
What do you think Lisa would say if I broke rule number one?
I think you're a manager now.
- Okay. - Mm-hmm.
Turn on the TV!
The TV's out!
- The TVs out! - All right!
Let's have some fun!
What the eff, y'all? That is not supposed to happen.
No shit, it's not supposed to happen!
Totally! No!
Get your ass off the bar, please!
You can shake it first, though.
- Do what? No! Everyone, hold on. Hold on you all. - TV, TV...
- TV! TV! TV! - No the pre-show is over.
That's right! That's right. The pre-show is over!
Now it's time for the main event.
- Come on, man. - Come on, come up here.
Jay's gonna come, help us out.
Get up there, Jay!
- Come on. Okay everybody. - Jay, Jay!
- Mark! - Before you murder us
you should know that the owner, Mr. Cubby is working hard
to get the cable back up.
It's so important to him that y'all don't go crazy
and destroy his restaurant.
All right now this is one of our favorite customers, Jay,
from over at Sounds Town
and now he's gonna shake his ass.
No. No, actually, he's not!
Wait, wait.
We're gonna get everything back on.
Jay, you gotta put this on! Oh my god!
- Bullshit! - Come on.
Yeah, take it off!
Oh, my God!
I'm coming up. I'm coming up.
- We're missing the fight? - We'll have it on in a minute.
- What's happening? - We appreciate you guys' patience.
We're doing our best to get the TVs back on, so...
Hey, if you're gonna be a manager, I need you to help me!
I'm sorry, Mark.
Oh, my God! You girls are not nearly hot enough
to pull of this kind of bullshit!
I think you should apologize.
Mace. Mace.
Dude, do not get into it with her.
- I didn't say it! - Yeah, I heard you.
Yeah, I would like an apology, actually.
For saying you're not hot enough?
I need you to de-escalate okay.
- I don't like it. - I'm a lover, not a fighter,
and I don't want to do either with you.
Uh-huh. Sonny, I am twice the man you are.
And twice the woman you will ever screw.
Give it up for Bobo, y'all.
Only one around here standing up for us.
Whoo!
Bobo!
Yeah, it's Bobo, thank you.
Hey, lover boy, come here!
All right, let's go. You're out. Come on.
Don't you touch me!
Hey, why don't y'all meet me out in the parking lot.
Hey, what about this guy? He's being a prick!
Fuck it, I'm manager too! You're out, sir.
Okay, I guess I'm outta here.
- See you later. - Yep, that's it. Right there.
Out the door!
Cubby, let's go!
- I can help. - Yes! Please!
And get off the damn bar, we're about five seconds
from getting shut down here. Come on.
I don't work here.
Exactly. Tarzan Barbie, get off the bar.
- Let's go! - Bullshit!
Eyes up here, guys! Hi! I'm Jennelle, I'm new here...
- Uh I can see your titty. - I'm really looking forward
- to getting to know you guys. - Sweetheart?
And partying with you, Double Whammy style! All right.
Boom. So, let's be really good little boys...
- That does not... - No, no. She's new. She's new!
- And Mommy is gonna make... - Get down from there, Miss!
- Okay. Sorry. - Gentlemen,
we're calling it a night. Just head out the doors, now.
Aw, man. What! Aw, what!
Keep moving, people. Keep moving.
He sneak out back?
It's back on! It's back on! Come on in, guys!
Hey! I said clear out, now. Everybody!
Party's over. Get the fuck out!
What's happening here is inappropriate,
you understand? That's inappropriate.
Do you understand what's happening here?
- Yeah. - Do you understand me?
- It's not that type of... - He's just stupid.
Okay, hey, hey! All right, all right!
Come on stop, stop! Okay! What's the matter with you?
Get the fuck out, I'm being serious!
Everybody get the fuck out right now, let's go!
- Come on, outside. - Let's go,
bring your fuckin' ass in, what's the matter with you, huh?
Get your drunk ass out of here right now!
It's... it's a tough call on this knockdown.
You can see it, clips of...
As he comes back and kinda looks like his legs buckle under him.
A little bit of controversy for sure.
Yeah, well, it all came down to that knockdown
but there was a lot of good exchanges
uh, happening both ways.
The cut on Machado's head from that head butt,
but Machado did a good job at really coming forward
and there was that
constant pressure of throwing hooks and...
Want me to Big Ass that for you?
...moving those punches over...
Okay, um, Claire, Amber, Chantelle, and Ilona.
It's right in there.
Lisa?
- Okay. Hey. - Hello.
I've been meaning to check out
the local competition, but I just haven't had a chance
- to swing by yet. - Um, yeah.
No, it's a nice place, a lot of good people.
Where are you from?
Well, I'm based in Nashville. Sort of.
Um, I haven't spent much time at home lately,
sort of traveling from city to city getting all these
- locations set up. - Road warrior.
Yeah, but I love it. I do.
Okay, look, this, this is great.
I clearly don't need to explain the concept to you.
Boobs, brews, and big-screens.
Bam! That's... that's good! That's good.
Three B's. Three B's. Triple B's.
You know, I almost want to send this to marketing,
but then I'm thinking, you know, like, does it have
to be triple D's?
Although I will say our strategy is moving, you know,
sort of away from boobs and into butts.
- Oh, wow. - There's still a B.
- Right? Yeah. - And there it is.
So, uh, you know, I have to ask,
um, why did you leave Double Whammies?
Oh, sure, sure, of course. Uh, well, it just came down
to some disagreements between me and the owner,
you know. I will say, for me,
I know we're in the entertainment industry
and for us things are a little different.
Uh, but for me, top priorities, always respecting our girls
and respecting our customers.
Totally, and that is so great to hear you say.
You know, one of the things that I love about working
at Mancave is that we've... we've built this,
this super well-thought-out culture of respect, you know.
We have a whole team of attorneys who are paid
a crazy amount of money to make sure that they lay
that out super clearly. There's a rule-book
that everyone gets. You know, that way we're not leaving it
to the girls to think about it too much themselves.
You know? And, I mean, as you well know,
one of the joys and, and challenges of our concept
is that most of the workforce is young girls.
Who, you know, full disclosure, are lovely,
but they are not always brain surgeons.
So, I don't know how it was at Double Whammies,
but here they just do a, a really good job
of idiot-proofing the whole thing.
You know? And I will say because we're a national chain
and we have a... a wide pool of talent,
um, it's nice because we can turn over staff
very quickly, if we need to. And look, I mean, the girls,
the girls get it, right? One of the first things
we tell them when they walk in the door is that this concept
is so much bigger than all of us.
- Sure. Sure. - Right!
Hmm. It's pretty cool.
- Yeah. - Yeah,
so, were you a Double-Whammies girl?
- No. - Oh, I was a Mancave girl.
- Class of '07. - Okay, wow.
- Yeah! - That's great.
Hi, Lisa!
Kevin?
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Yes. - This way.
What are y'all doing here? Are y'all jumping ship?
We got fired.
No. Dammit, Cubby. You know, that is illegal.
- No, no, we deserve it. - If y'all want to fight him...
We deserve it.
- How? - Long story.
- It was fun, though. - Yeah, it was fun.
Basically, we just missed you too much.
Don't be mad.
You have a son, Danyelle. You cannot fuck around
like that, you stupid girl! What are you...
Excuse me.
Okay, uh...
Reagan, Maci, Danyelle and Amber.
Amber, sorry, which Amber are you?
- Johnson. - Hi, how are you?
- Johnson. - Good luck in there.
- Thank you. - Don't even think you're on my list. Okay.
Okay. Angel, Adrianne, Layla
and Rachel.
Can I at least take y'all to lunch?
I know a good place nearby, nice outdoor seating,
with waiters who wear clothes.
Screw that, let's go somewhere with hot guys in Speedos.
They finally open that "Nuthuggers"?
Come on.
No, no, no. You can't afford a classy place.
- But we'll treat you to a drink. - Oh, and you can afford a drink?
Today I can. Farewell gift from Krista.
Maybe we could find some outdoor seating.
- I'm not gonna lecture you. - Good.
I want to though. Believe me, I gotta...
- I gotta bite my tongue on it. - Just stuff
this in your mouth.
I screwed up.
I screwed up. I shouldn't have got myself fired.
I'll tell y'all a secret.
I come off all sweet and all but...
truth is, I'm the most selfish of all.
- That's crazy talk... - No, I am.
- ...like 50 different ways. - I am.
Yeah. No, Lisa. You're literally the least selfish human
in the world. Okay?
Don't you dare feel bad about yourself.
And don't you dare feel bad about us
- for losing our shitty jobs. - Mm.
There's lots of other shitty jobs out there,
including this one.
At least Maci's not dating a customer anymore.
- Oh, God please... - Right!
Yeah. It's as gross as you think.
Um, hm, if you think that being treated
real well by a real sweet man is gross, then...
Uh-huh. This one. Yeah. Come on, drink already. Drink.
- I just drank. - Drink!
Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink! Drink!
Really? Oh, my God! Y'all frat boys now?
Drink!
Okay, that's it.
I do love that highway sound.
The cars just driving by.
I close my eyes and it's like I'm at the beach.
Your mind is wild. You're insane.
Wouldn't it be nice, though, if we just ended up,
a family again together, just on the other side
of the highway. I'd love that.
Family?
I don't know, like, good friends?
How about that?
Yeah.
Wow, you hear a lot up here.
Please, don't give me a heart attack.
Oh, no, poor girl.
She's just trying to pull it together.
Probably just auditioned at The Mancave.
Probably just told her she was fat.
They would not tell her that.
She'd know it, though.
She doesn't look fat.
It's gonna be okay! Everything is gonna be okay!
Don't tell her that, maybe it's not gonna be okay.
Maybe she just found out she got cancer.
At the Mancave audition?
Yeah, maybe they groped her up
- and found a lump or something. - Danyelle...
Hey! Up here!
We love you! We love you! You can do it! Stay strong!
I think I freaked her out, she's getting back in her car.
How's it go again, Danyelle? Uh, first comes crying,
then laughing, then freaking out?
Screaming. Screaming your ass off!
Yeah. No, it's just how you deal
when life keeps throwing you bullshit.
- Oh, yeah, totally. - You wouldn't understand, Mace,
you're an angel sent from Heaven
to show the rest of us what a good attitude looks like.
And for lonely old men to jerk off to.
- Oh! - God sent you here for that too.
No, he didn't.
No.
Nah. Nah, that's a party scream.
It's supposed to be like...
Guys, this is awesome!
♪ Hell yeah That's a party foul ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ As long as you're here ♪
♪ You might As well be drinkin' beer ♪
♪ And it ain't against the law To stumble and to fall ♪
♪ This is last call ♪
♪ But don't spill your beer, Don't kiss and tell ♪
♪ Don't lose your cool And get thrown in jail ♪
♪ Don't talk about work When you should be drinkin ♪
♪ 'Cause this is a party man, What are you thinking ♪
♪ Don't get on the dance floor And act all silly ♪
♪ Don't change the song In the middle of Willie ♪
♪ And don't leave the party With another man's gal ♪
♪ Don't mellow out When it's time to Rock ♪
♪ Don't sit around And just watch the clock ♪
♪ Don't get to rowdy When it's time to chill ♪
♪ And get a room If you wanna getcha thrill ♪
♪ Don't start a fight, Don't throw a punch ♪
♪ Don't get the spins And don't lose your lunch ♪
♪ And don't leave the party With the ugliest gal ♪
♪ 'Cause that's a party foul ♪
♪ Oh yeah, that's a party foul ♪
♪ Hell yeah, That's a party foul ♪
♪ That's a party foul ♪
Uh, Sweetheart.
Sweetheart! Sweetheart! Oh, sweetheart!
Sweetheart. Sweetheart.