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♪ On Top Of The World

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♪ You can have it all
but not till you move it

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♪ Now take it in but don't look down

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♪ Cos I'm on top of the world, hey

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♪ I'm on top of the world, hey

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♪ Waiting on this for a while now

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♪ Paying my dues to the dirt

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♪ I've been waiting to smile, hey

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♪ Been holding it in for a while, hey

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♪ Take it with me if I can

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♪ Been dreaming of this since a child

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♪ And I know it's hard
when you're falling down

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♪ And it's a long way up
when you hit the ground

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♪ Get up now, get up, get up now

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♪ I'm on top of the world

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Hey! Hi, there!

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Boy, look at this.

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Pretty as ever. Ha!

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Exciting!

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Did you pack
your bowling ball collection in here?

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My God! He's in a good mood.

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Who do I love? Who do I love?
You know I love you.

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Yeah, I love you, too, Mom.

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Senior year? I mean, this is the one.

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They're all important but,
boy, this is the one

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that really takes you to the finish line.
What do I always tell you?

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- I got this.
- You got this.

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Tell you what I won't miss -
paying 28 grand a year.

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Dad!

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Don't listen to him.

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He just likes to squeeze the coin purse.

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I just love it here.

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I love being back at our alma mater,
right, honey?

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Well, technically, it's my alma mater.
You didn't graduate.

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He loves it.

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Boy, here come the waterworks.

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- Mom!
- You know what?

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I think I just need some cheese
or something. I'm a little snackish.

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OK, traffic. We got traffic.

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Aww.

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All right. We're gonna release, OK?

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You're a remarkable young lady.

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And my love for you is very, very fierce.

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What? I'm only 22 minutes away!

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That's 22 minutes too far for me.

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Have so much fun in Italy, guys.
It's gonna be amazing.

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Arrivederci! That's Italian.

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- Have fun.
- Thanks.

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Save your receipts.
Just kidding, but save 'em.

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OK.

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Hatchback.

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Yup. Boy.

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Ciao, honey!

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Ciao!

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We're both fluent. I'm coming, Dan.

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Beep beep yourself, mister.

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Somebody trying to get me in the car
all to himself?

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Boy. Four weeks in Italy.?

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Are you ready? I'm ready.

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I've always enjoyed our staycations

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but I think I'm ready
for a little gondola ride with my fella.

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Wait, wait, wait!

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I wanna see our girl go in.

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Ho, look at that!

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Ho-ho!

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I want a divorce.

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- What?
- I want a divorce.

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God, it feels good to say that out loud.

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I wanna be completely transparent
with you, Deanna.

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I am in love with someone else.

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Who are you in love with?

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Marcie.

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Marcie Strong.

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The realtor?

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The one on the bus benches?

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She's also on a series
of small billboards downtown

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and she has a pretty respectable
social media following.

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My God!

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- Don't... Please...
- Don't touch me!

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- Stay in the car, please.
- I'm gonna be sick!

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Look, I know this seems mean but I'm
doing it to facilitate a clean break.

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Like ripping a Band-Aid off quickly.
This is better for you.

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Don't you dare tell me
that this is better for me.

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Also in the interests of
complete transparency,

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I'm gonna sell the house.

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You can't do that.
That's not how it works.

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Marcie already started the paperwork
and it's all in my name.

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Stop it! This is a lease.
We still have ten months' payments.

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- Stop it, please!
- I don't care if it's a lease.

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Please, get back in the car.

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That's gonna cost.

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We'll talk about this later.

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Just go, Dan.

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Now I gotta use Waze.

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23 years of marriage, just down the tubes.

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I mean, can you believe that?

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No. I'm just...
I'm so disappointed in Dan.

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And what's Maddie gonna do? I mean,
you've gotta cancel the trip to Italy.

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You know, I honest to God...
I didn't see it coming.

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You always hear that
but I didn't see it coming.

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Let me tell you this,
Dan doesn't deserve you.

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You're such a great lady, Deanna.

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Thank you. That's very nice of you.

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This is it. My parents' house
is just up here on the right.

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Thanks, Dale. And...

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From the bottom of my heart...

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I'm gonna give you a great Uber review.

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Well, I hope your day gets better, Deanna.

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I'm sure it will.

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Can I make you a sandwich?

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No, thanks, Mom.
I'm just... I'm not hungry.

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What about a tuna salad sandwich
or egg salad?

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- You like egg salad.
- I do like egg salad.

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But, I promise you, I'll let you know,
but I'm really not hungry right now.

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Well, at least...
at least Marcie is attractive.

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- Mike!
- Dad! My God!

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What did I say? I mean,
it'd be even worse if she was homely.

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- No! No, it would not!
- Yeah, OK, well, you know what?

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That Dan, no good.

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I knew that the first time he tried
to make you drop out of college.

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What kind of man makes his pregnant wife
drop out of college with one year to go?

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Mike, lower your voice.

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You're upsetting Razzles.

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I'm sorry, Razzy.

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He didn't make me drop out of school.

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Dan and I decided that together.
We were having a baby!

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We needed to save money.

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We could only afford
one of us to finish school

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and he thought it was more important
that he went.

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- OK.
- OK?

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I was always supposed to go back.
It just never happened.

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You were just so close to graduating.

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I think it just kind of
sticks in his craw.

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- Yeah, it just sticks in my craw a bit.
- Yeah.

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I've got an idea, honey.

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What about a ham sandwich?

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Sandy, she doesn't want a ham sandwich.

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But she likes ham, Mike.

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Of course she likes ham.
Everybody likes ham!

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But the point is
that she's too upset to eat!

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You know what's upsetting me?
It's that my marriage has collapsed

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and you two keep screaming about ham!

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- I'm not screaming about ham.
- You are screaming about ham!

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- Yeah, stop it!
- You think I'm screaming about ham?

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Right now, your voice is going up
with "ham"!

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Fine! I'm screaming about ham!
I can't help it!

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I'm up on the roof there!
I'm blowing through the roof!

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I feel like... like I'm gonna blow
like a hot water heater!

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I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go right now.

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I'm making everyone a sandwich.

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Mom, am I the only one
that didn't see it coming?

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Yeah. I'm gonna shoot Dan.

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- Mike.
- Yeah!

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Put the gun down.
You are not shooting Dan.

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Dad, stop waving that gun around.

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I know exactly what I'm gonna do.

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My gosh! You almost hit Razzles!

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Michael, you put a hole in the stairs!

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Shit!

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You know what? Dan's fault!

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This was Dan's fault.

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You've Got Me Up Tight

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♪ You've got me up tight

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♪ Yeah

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♪ I blow my mind now over you

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♪ Up tight

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♪ You've got me up tight

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♪ The way you do that thing you do

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♪ Up tight, yeah

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♪ Well, I'm certain of what I said

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♪ You've got me out of my head

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♪ Up tight

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♪ Up tight

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Shit!

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♪ Up tight

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♪ Up tight

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♪ Up tight

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♪ Well, I'm certain of what I said...

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Whoa! Whoa!

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You can't call this racquetball.

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That's a disgrace to the game.

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You know what?
I know I fought you on it

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but thank you for getting me
out of the house.

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Come on. What do you
think best friends are for?

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Hey! Hey!

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Excuse me,
there's no alcohol on the courts.

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Suck it, Eugene!

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Go easy on the kid?

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You know what?
How many of those have you had?

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- I had three on the way over here.
- Yeah.

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I made Frank drive me.

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- You've had four here. You've had seven?
- I've had seven.

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What are we supposed to do,
wait around here all day?

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OK, let's just show them how it's done,
OK?

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- My God!
- I'm sorry.

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Right in the lady business.

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It's not funny!

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- Shut up!
- It's not funny.

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- My! That's like a pain.
- I'm really sorry.

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I think I was thinking about Dan's face
or maybe... his crotchal area.

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- No, but you're good.
- I kind of let loose.

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You got good aim. Wow!

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What am I doing? I am drinking alcohol

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on a racquetball court
and yelling at old men.

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I mean, what am I gonna do?

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Go get a studio apartment
or start taking spin classes?

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God! I don't wanna start a blog.

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- I don't know how to do that.
- Please don't do that.

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I should have just fought more.

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- You know?
- Don't do that to yourself.

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You did great.

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What about Maddie?

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- She's so great.
- She's so great.

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I don't regret that at all, I mean...

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That's the best, I mean, being her mom.

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I even liked being a wife.

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I just wanted to also have a career.

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I didn't see why I couldn't
have all of those things.

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Hey, yo! We don't have time
for your heartfelt conversations!

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They're so ornery.

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OK, let's razzle-dazzle, and show...

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- God, we have to move again?
- ..show the Muppet judges, right?

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My sciatica's kicking.

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God! Wow!

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The pain, it's blinding!

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I'm so sorry... I'm so sorry I did that.
I didn't mean to hit you.

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You don't need to apologise to me.
Just apologise to my vagina.

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I'm so sorry.

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Stacey accepts your apology.

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- Who's Stacey?
- She's my vagina.

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You know what? I shouldn't say anything.
Mine is LeVonne.

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- What?
- I thought it sounded French.

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My God.

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Ho!

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That was not good hair.

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Too short. Too short, Deanna.

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A-boo!

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- God!
- Mom!

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I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to actually scare you.

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- Hi!
- Surprise!

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What are you doing here?

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Well, I was just bringing you
some mini toiletries

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and I got you some more of that shampoo
that I know you like so much.

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Mom, I've only been here a week.
I don't need more shampoo.

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I always think everyone
can use shampoo

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and floss and frozen vegetable medleys.

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Always a good thing to have around.

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That's why I stopped by
and also to tell you that

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your father and I are getting a divorce.

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But if you want me
to take the shampoo back...

251
00:13:13,801 --> 00:13:14,927
Wait, what?

252
00:13:15,981 --> 00:13:17,899
Yeah, honey.

253
00:13:19,922 --> 00:13:22,748
I'm sorry, I didn't mean
to just blurt that out.

254
00:13:22,779 --> 00:13:23,854
I'm sorry.

255
00:13:23,885 --> 00:13:25,782
- My God!
- Come here.

256
00:13:26,993 --> 00:13:29,798
I didn't mean to do it like that.

257
00:13:29,829 --> 00:13:32,988
You know that this has nothing to do
with how much we love you.

258
00:13:33,770 --> 00:13:37,795
Because we love you.
We love you so much. So much, OK?

259
00:13:38,796 --> 00:13:39,901
My God.

260
00:13:40,923 --> 00:13:42,008
What happened?

261
00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:44,854
I guess in a nutshell, I would have to say

262
00:13:44,886 --> 00:13:48,827
that he is currently
having an intimate sexual relationship

263
00:13:48,858 --> 00:13:50,016
with somebody named Marcie.

264
00:13:50,798 --> 00:13:51,986
I'm so sorry, Mom.

265
00:13:52,018 --> 00:13:54,864
No, I'm... I'm sorry.

266
00:13:54,896 --> 00:13:55,969
I mean, this was not my plan.

267
00:13:56,002 --> 00:14:01,904
I did not mean to come over here
and just dump bad news on you.

268
00:14:01,935 --> 00:14:03,885
I wish I was...

269
00:14:03,916 --> 00:14:05,866
I wish I knew how to do this better.

270
00:14:05,897 --> 00:14:07,034
Dad is such an ass!

271
00:14:07,816 --> 00:14:09,818
Yeah. But I'll tell you this.

272
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:13,040
I'm not even really a full week in
but I'm feeling...

273
00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:15,918
..peppier about it.

274
00:14:15,949 --> 00:14:17,044
Top of the week was... Whoo!

275
00:14:17,826 --> 00:14:20,933
..really, really spiralling down there
but I feel like

276
00:14:20,964 --> 00:14:23,946
there's some big wheels in motion here.

277
00:14:23,978 --> 00:14:27,867
Exciting, big, semi-truck-size wheels.

278
00:14:27,898 --> 00:14:29,859
Yes, big wheels!

279
00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:32,028
Come on, seize the day! Go for the gold!

280
00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:34,990
Yeah, at least medal, right?

281
00:14:35,021 --> 00:14:38,921
That's why I'm gonna go back to college
and get my archaeology degree.

282
00:14:38,952 --> 00:14:40,985
Right here, my alma mater.

283
00:14:41,016 --> 00:14:43,050
I'm gonna finish what I started!

284
00:14:43,832 --> 00:14:44,927
- No.
- Yes!

285
00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:47,940
Mom, you really gotta take a moment
and think about this.

286
00:14:48,910 --> 00:14:51,913
I love it.

287
00:14:51,944 --> 00:14:54,905
OK. Boy.

288
00:14:56,918 --> 00:14:58,013
Boy.

289
00:14:58,044 --> 00:15:00,891
I overwhelmed my gal.

290
00:15:00,922 --> 00:15:02,955
Mom came in and overwhelmed her.

291
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,029
Yes, I did.

292
00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:07,096
No, this is... this is good news.

293
00:15:07,877 --> 00:15:09,900
Yeah, good news..

294
00:15:09,931 --> 00:15:11,068
Good news.

295
00:15:11,976 --> 00:15:14,979
I'll tell you what. I would hate
to have to clean all these spindles.

296
00:15:15,010 --> 00:15:17,106
- I think you could do it.
- I know I could.

297
00:15:18,034 --> 00:15:19,869
You doing OK?

298
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:21,892
- Yeah, I'll be OK.
- OK. I know.

299
00:15:21,923 --> 00:15:23,967
Yeah, you're a tough cookie.

300
00:15:26,052 --> 00:15:28,023
Hey! Hello!

301
00:15:28,054 --> 00:15:30,056
Look who's here. The gang's all here.

302
00:15:30,087 --> 00:15:32,882
- Hi!
- Hi, Mrs Miles!

303
00:15:32,913 --> 00:15:35,885
Look at this. It's a study group.
Study buddies already.

304
00:15:35,916 --> 00:15:38,012
- You should be down here studying.
- Please stop, Mom.

305
00:15:38,127 --> 00:15:41,067
Look at you.
Boy, a sight for sore eyes?

306
00:15:41,098 --> 00:15:44,967
Hello to my fellow Tigers,
fellow students,

307
00:15:44,998 --> 00:15:48,898
because somebody's mom
just enrolled in college!

308
00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:50,995
I'm referring to myself.

309
00:15:51,026 --> 00:15:52,955
Wait, you're going to school here now?

310
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:55,113
She's thinking about it.
It's not for sure yet.

311
00:15:55,145 --> 00:15:58,116
It's pretty for sure.
I don't think I'm gonna change my mind.

312
00:15:58,148 --> 00:16:02,120
And, you know, it made me start wondering
when I was signing up today.

313
00:16:02,152 --> 00:16:07,021
I thought, "Wasn't Amanda talking about
switching to the archaeology department?"

314
00:16:07,052 --> 00:16:09,982
- Was that you?
- No, I'm art history.

315
00:16:10,014 --> 00:16:11,161
No. How about you?

316
00:16:11,943 --> 00:16:12,985
No, it's not me.

317
00:16:13,017 --> 00:16:16,927
No. I'm so sorry, we haven't met.
I haven't had the pleasure.

318
00:16:16,958 --> 00:16:18,991
- I'm Helen. Hi!
- Did I get lucky?

319
00:16:19,023 --> 00:16:22,954
Are you possibly an archaeology major?
There's usually two of us in a room.

320
00:16:22,985 --> 00:16:24,164
I'm undeclared.

321
00:16:24,946 --> 00:16:26,156
There's still time.

322
00:16:26,938 --> 00:16:28,074
There's still time. Check into it.

323
00:16:28,106 --> 00:16:30,984
Now, I couldn't help noticing

324
00:16:31,015 --> 00:16:33,173
that you're a little whisper older
than the other girls.

325
00:16:33,955 --> 00:16:36,103
Are you a TA or maybe a grad student?

326
00:16:36,134 --> 00:16:39,148
No, I'm a sophomore.
But I started college a little bit later

327
00:16:39,179 --> 00:16:41,108
because I was in a coma for eight years.

328
00:16:41,139 --> 00:16:43,027
My gosh!

329
00:16:43,058 --> 00:16:46,989
If I may, I'm just wondering,
how did it... how did that happen?

330
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:48,167
Yes, I was skydiving.

331
00:16:48,199 --> 00:16:50,003
Boy!

332
00:16:50,034 --> 00:16:52,171
One minute you're falling out of
a plane, then the lights go out.

333
00:16:52,204 --> 00:16:54,987
Next thing I know, I wake up.
I think it's the next day

334
00:16:55,018 --> 00:16:57,209
but I've grown four inches
and suddenly I have C cups.

335
00:16:57,990 --> 00:16:59,106
It was eight years gone.

336
00:16:59,138 --> 00:17:02,130
I also have C cups. But I didn't have
to go into a coma for them.

337
00:17:02,161 --> 00:17:05,039
Mom! I think that's your cue.

338
00:17:05,071 --> 00:17:07,114
I think, maybe, you've gotta hit the road.

339
00:17:07,146 --> 00:17:09,158
- Yes, I'm sorry.
- Yeah.

340
00:17:09,189 --> 00:17:13,214
Yes. Put a fork in me. I'm done. So sorry.

341
00:17:13,996 --> 00:17:16,061
I'm gonna toddle off, on that note.

342
00:17:16,092 --> 00:17:17,145
So nice meeting you.

343
00:17:17,176 --> 00:17:21,055
So nice to meet you, Helen.
Girls, what a delight to see you again.

344
00:17:21,087 --> 00:17:23,162
OK, all right.

345
00:17:23,193 --> 00:17:27,093
Well, I'll see you around campus
or on the quad.

346
00:17:27,124 --> 00:17:29,105
- Nobody says that, Mom.
- Nobody says that?

347
00:17:29,136 --> 00:17:31,223
I'll bring it back.
See you in the quad, Tigers.

348
00:17:32,004 --> 00:17:33,100
Bye, Mrs Miles!

349
00:17:33,131 --> 00:17:35,123
And welcome.

350
00:17:36,769 --> 00:17:38,906
Sugar Dyed

351
00:17:40,962 --> 00:17:43,755
So, here's your class schedule.

352
00:17:43,786 --> 00:17:45,862
Wow! I am pumped!

353
00:17:45,894 --> 00:17:47,969
- Thank you so much!
- You're so welcome.

354
00:17:49,752 --> 00:17:51,837
- All right, take care.
- Bye now.

355
00:17:51,868 --> 00:17:54,788
I already got senioritis. Kidding!

356
00:17:55,768 --> 00:17:56,811
Yes!

357
00:17:56,967 --> 00:17:58,969
♪ Ain't nobody, ain't nobody

358
00:18:00,888 --> 00:18:02,963
♪ Gonna steal my brand-new groove

359
00:18:03,745 --> 00:18:05,789
Ooh! Yes!

360
00:18:07,895 --> 00:18:09,991
♪ I'm about to lose my cool

361
00:18:11,909 --> 00:18:13,911
♪ I need you, babe

362
00:18:16,905 --> 00:18:19,929
Did you see these in there?
They're tiny footballs!

363
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,942
- Aren't they so cute?
- No idea what I'm gonna do with them.

364
00:18:22,973 --> 00:18:26,884
I guess I'll find tiny football players.

365
00:18:29,907 --> 00:18:32,806
Let me just get my grip.

366
00:18:33,828 --> 00:18:34,985
You're a sight for sore eyes.

367
00:18:35,017 --> 00:18:37,863
If you could just maybe grab that...

368
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,877
I guess chivalry's dead.

369
00:18:40,908 --> 00:18:43,817
Wearing sweatpants in broad daylight.

370
00:18:43,848 --> 00:18:45,788
There's another one.

371
00:18:45,819 --> 00:18:47,998
Future Dans of America.

372
00:18:52,805 --> 00:18:53,912
Hello?

373
00:18:54,849 --> 00:18:56,809
Hi!...

374
00:19:03,025 --> 00:19:05,006
Don't turn on the lights.

375
00:19:07,873 --> 00:19:09,823
Hi, there.

376
00:19:10,053 --> 00:19:15,026
I'm Deanna
and you must be Lenore or is it Leonor?

377
00:19:18,978 --> 00:19:21,919
OK, well, I'm sure we'll get into that.

378
00:19:22,941 --> 00:19:24,880
So we're roomies?

379
00:19:25,026 --> 00:19:27,018
Fun to be roomies.

380
00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:28,926
Bunkmates.

381
00:19:30,886 --> 00:19:33,014
It's dark in here. Were you asleep?

382
00:19:33,045 --> 00:19:35,902
I don't sleep. I'm scared of the dark.

383
00:19:35,934 --> 00:19:37,988
Boy.

384
00:19:38,019 --> 00:19:42,044
I'm scared of a lot of things.
I'm scared of crowds, books, flying,

385
00:19:42,075 --> 00:19:44,964
people, ants, ketchup.

386
00:19:44,995 --> 00:19:46,934
Ketchup's a tough one for me.

387
00:19:46,966 --> 00:19:52,023
I mean, I like a moutarde
but I'm kind of a ketchup gal.

388
00:19:52,054 --> 00:19:54,045
I like to dunk my taters.

389
00:19:54,077 --> 00:19:56,047
OK. I like that.

390
00:19:56,923 --> 00:20:00,051
OK, well, we are gonna get along
just great.

391
00:20:01,981 --> 00:20:03,962
Look at that spring back.

392
00:20:03,993 --> 00:20:07,904
I'll tell you what,
I did not expect that kind of resilience.

393
00:20:15,099 --> 00:20:17,977
First day at school!

394
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,092
Shut up!
- Sorry.

395
00:20:19,124 --> 00:20:21,011
First day at school.

396
00:20:21,939 --> 00:20:24,973
Hey, guys. Go Tigers, right?

397
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:27,027
Man.

398
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,092
I want it. Yes!

399
00:20:29,123 --> 00:20:32,095
I'd love a brainstorming session,
I've got one.

400
00:20:32,126 --> 00:20:34,086
Hit it high! There we go.

401
00:20:34,952 --> 00:20:36,036
Hey, Mondays?

402
00:20:37,965 --> 00:20:40,073
This is amazing!

403
00:20:55,056 --> 00:20:58,018
OK. Let's do this.

404
00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:00,061
Good seats. Good pick.

405
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:03,033
I'm gonna go a little further up
because of my progressives.

406
00:21:03,064 --> 00:21:05,953
You want a study buddy?
I'll give you my landline.

407
00:21:05,984 --> 00:21:08,038
Maybe we could kind of...!

408
00:21:08,069 --> 00:21:09,164
- Hi!
- Hi!

409
00:21:09,998 --> 00:21:13,001
I hate to do this.
God, there's always that one, right?

410
00:21:13,033 --> 00:21:15,035
It's, like, "I gotta sit
in the centre-centre."

411
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:17,986
Ooh, look at you. Real big feet.

412
00:21:19,061 --> 00:21:21,188
Sorry, let me give you that back.
You got it.

413
00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:23,044
- Hi!
- Hi.

414
00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:25,077
Hi, there. God, I'm sorry.

415
00:21:25,108 --> 00:21:27,048
Sorry. I apologise.

416
00:21:27,079 --> 00:21:30,051
You got hit by school spirit.

417
00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:33,137
Wow! Look at you, all decked out.

418
00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:36,088
You know what?
I am excited to be in this class.

419
00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:39,133
Now, I have to say,
I'm surprised to see you in here.

420
00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:43,053
Well, after I met you,
I watched Indiana Jones.

421
00:21:43,085 --> 00:21:44,993
The best.

422
00:21:45,024 --> 00:21:48,017
- Then, scuttlebutt on the street is...
- What is that?

423
00:21:48,048 --> 00:21:51,020
Everything's already been dug up,
so this is a really easy class.

424
00:21:51,051 --> 00:21:52,167
No, I gotta agree to disagree.

425
00:21:52,199 --> 00:21:55,170
But good news,
this means we're both Jurassic junkies.

426
00:21:57,214 --> 00:21:59,164
Look at this place..

427
00:21:59,195 --> 00:22:01,072
Boy.

428
00:22:03,001 --> 00:22:06,025
Excuse me, I think your bag's got
a case of the dropsies.

429
00:22:06,056 --> 00:22:08,142
It went through the chute there.

430
00:22:08,173 --> 00:22:12,135
Farther in than I thought.
You know what?

431
00:22:12,167 --> 00:22:13,168
That tip.

432
00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:15,232
The little tip of that cracked right off.

433
00:22:16,014 --> 00:22:19,080
But, luckily for you, I got a whole
haul of mechanical pencils

434
00:22:19,111 --> 00:22:21,144
so the lead keeps replenishing
as you twist.

435
00:22:21,176 --> 00:22:23,241
You want in on this?

436
00:22:24,022 --> 00:22:26,066
- No, thank you.
- No?

437
00:22:26,171 --> 00:22:28,142
But I love your sweater.

438
00:22:30,102 --> 00:22:33,053
Thank you so much.
Yeah, I thought it really popped.

439
00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:34,263
Yeah, I was kidding.

440
00:22:35,045 --> 00:22:36,181
It's a horrible sweater.

441
00:22:36,212 --> 00:22:39,184
It's a horrible, super-sad mom sweater.

442
00:22:43,147 --> 00:22:45,055
OK.

443
00:22:45,086 --> 00:22:46,202
I see we're still doing that.

444
00:22:46,233 --> 00:22:50,091
Girls being mean to other girls
for no apparent reason.

445
00:22:50,122 --> 00:22:55,096
There is a reason. You're not a girl,
you're 1,000 years old.

446
00:22:55,127 --> 00:22:57,286
You're ancient. A relic.

447
00:22:58,172 --> 00:23:00,195
She's pleased with herself over that one.

448
00:23:00,227 --> 00:23:05,086
Well, guess what? If I'm a relic,
then I guess I'm in the right class.

449
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:07,099
Whoo!

450
00:23:07,130 --> 00:23:08,245
Swoosh.

451
00:23:08,277 --> 00:23:10,237
It's an archaeology jam.

452
00:23:10,268 --> 00:23:14,210
Who made jam out of that mess of berries?
Me.

453
00:23:14,241 --> 00:23:16,160
Good afternoon, everyone.

454
00:23:16,191 --> 00:23:20,132
Welcome to Archaeology 301.

455
00:23:21,154 --> 00:23:22,187
My God.

456
00:23:22,218 --> 00:23:24,282
I think that's Wayne Truzack.

457
00:23:24,314 --> 00:23:27,254
He was a classmate of mine 20 years ago.

458
00:23:27,285 --> 00:23:32,238
First of all, I wanna tell you that your
satisfaction in this class is guaranteed

459
00:23:32,269 --> 00:23:35,179
or you'll get double your mummy back.

460
00:23:40,268 --> 00:23:42,166
"Mummy back."

461
00:23:42,197 --> 00:23:44,272
I don't get why that's funny.

462
00:23:44,303 --> 00:23:47,265
It is funny but it's also punny.

463
00:23:48,234 --> 00:23:51,112
Hey, freaks, shut up!

464
00:24:00,173 --> 00:24:01,299
No! No! No!

465
00:24:08,234 --> 00:24:10,131
No. No. No.

466
00:24:19,162 --> 00:24:21,164
I brought snacks!

467
00:24:24,157 --> 00:24:27,139
I don't know. I'm loving my classes.

468
00:24:27,170 --> 00:24:29,339
They're amazing. I feel like I'm learning.

469
00:24:29,370 --> 00:24:32,196
I think I felt for so long like
my brain was in a freezer

470
00:24:32,227 --> 00:24:34,250
and now I've really come room temp.

471
00:24:34,281 --> 00:24:35,366
It's just great!

472
00:24:36,148 --> 00:24:38,358
- Can I say something?
- You could say whatever you want, Debbie.

473
00:24:38,390 --> 00:24:41,351
- You don't have to ask.
- Thanks, Amanda.

474
00:24:41,382 --> 00:24:44,302
I think it's really great
you had something bad happen to you

475
00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:46,399
and that you're making lemons
out of lemonade.

476
00:24:47,305 --> 00:24:51,216
I think you did kind of flip-flop
that saying.

477
00:24:51,247 --> 00:24:53,228
It's supposed to be
"lemonade out of lemons".

478
00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:56,356
You take something sour
and you turn it into something sweet.

479
00:24:56,388 --> 00:24:59,287
Pretty sure it's
"make lemons out of lemonade".

480
00:24:59,318 --> 00:25:02,196
It's kind of the idea that
something bad happened to you,

481
00:25:02,227 --> 00:25:06,210
like your husband leaving you
and squashing you to make lemonade.

482
00:25:06,241 --> 00:25:09,349
Then pulling yourself back together again
and now you're a whole lemon.

483
00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:13,280
That was a very visual story.

484
00:25:13,311 --> 00:25:15,355
Very painful visual

485
00:25:15,386 --> 00:25:20,297
but then the whole lemon really does
bring it back around to the flip side.

486
00:25:20,328 --> 00:25:21,403
So thank you for that.

487
00:25:21,435 --> 00:25:25,260
I appreciate the sentiment
and I appreciate these cheeks.

488
00:25:25,293 --> 00:25:28,244
My God! I can't let go!

489
00:25:28,275 --> 00:25:30,266
Deanna, you wanna stick around
and hang out?

490
00:25:30,298 --> 00:25:33,415
I would love to hang.
My first college hang.

491
00:25:33,447 --> 00:25:37,211
I am free as a bird. I'm down to clown.

492
00:25:37,242 --> 00:25:39,265
Deanna's such a mouthful.

493
00:25:39,296 --> 00:25:40,422
What if I called you Dee Dee?

494
00:25:41,277 --> 00:25:43,238
I have always wanted a nickname.

495
00:25:43,269 --> 00:25:45,313
What about Dee Rock or Dee Train?

496
00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:46,387
Or Glenn?

497
00:25:46,418 --> 00:25:48,295
Why would we call her Glenn?

498
00:25:48,326 --> 00:25:52,341
Just cos I love Glenn Close
and I was thinking about her.

499
00:25:52,372 --> 00:25:54,447
- I love Glenn Close.
- You do?

500
00:25:55,229 --> 00:25:56,365
Fatal Attraction, best movie ever.

501
00:25:56,397 --> 00:25:58,452
- That the one where she boiled a rabbit?
- It is.

502
00:25:59,233 --> 00:26:02,267
I think I showed that to Maddie
a little too early on

503
00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:04,395
because she urinated in her underpants.

504
00:26:04,426 --> 00:26:05,427
Mom!

505
00:26:05,459 --> 00:26:09,484
And would not eat anything out of a stew
pot for a good six to eight months.

506
00:26:10,266 --> 00:26:14,311
Or she would just keep re-urinating
in her underpants.

507
00:26:14,343 --> 00:26:15,365
Mom, stop!

508
00:26:15,396 --> 00:26:18,263
Let's watch it.
Let's rent it. Movie night.

509
00:26:18,295 --> 00:26:21,277
Yeah, you know...
I love a good movie night.

510
00:26:21,308 --> 00:26:25,281
But I think...
my mom does not want to hang out here.

511
00:26:25,312 --> 00:26:29,264
She's just stopping by. She's not gonna
hang out with her daughter's friends.

512
00:26:29,295 --> 00:26:31,507
That would be so weird.
That would be weird.

513
00:26:33,278 --> 00:26:36,397
Maddie's right.
I can't hang out right now.

514
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:40,349
I've gotta get home and get in some
good hang time with my new roomie.

515
00:26:40,380 --> 00:26:43,414
- What's her name?
- You know what? It's Leonor or Lenore.

516
00:26:43,446 --> 00:26:44,457
I'm not really sure.

517
00:26:44,488 --> 00:26:47,502
We're just kind of getting used
to each other, I'm sure.

518
00:26:48,284 --> 00:26:50,463
She kind of mutters around the room,
talking to herself.

519
00:26:50,494 --> 00:26:54,373
I just kind of get a Voldemort vibe
from her.

520
00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:58,294
But I will take a rain check on the movie,
if that... Or not.

521
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,379
- Rain check.
- OK. Rain check.

522
00:27:00,411 --> 00:27:01,432
Aw!

523
00:27:01,464 --> 00:27:04,425
I'll make the popcorn.
I got a sweet and savoury one.

524
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:05,488
- Great!
- Bye.

525
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,324
- Bye, Mom.
- Bye, Dee Rock.

526
00:27:07,355 --> 00:27:08,471
- She's amazing.
- Yeah.

527
00:27:08,503 --> 00:27:12,392
That was very nice of her
to bring food for you guys.

528
00:27:12,424 --> 00:27:14,405
I love your mom.

529
00:27:14,436 --> 00:27:17,501
Last thing. You're not gonna...
Thunder dunder clouds up ahead.

530
00:27:17,533 --> 00:27:20,484
And I just said rain check.
It's like I conjured it.

531
00:27:20,515 --> 00:27:24,404
- Great.
- OK. Bye-bye. Last hug.

532
00:27:24,436 --> 00:27:25,457
- OK.
- I love you.

533
00:27:25,489 --> 00:27:27,376
Look at her dancing me out!

534
00:27:27,407 --> 00:27:29,347
We're like Fred and... OK.

535
00:27:35,457 --> 00:27:37,417
You're a bookworm?

536
00:27:39,357 --> 00:27:41,515
My God. How long have you been there?

537
00:27:41,546 --> 00:27:43,413
Six minutes.

538
00:27:47,532 --> 00:27:49,566
You're a quiet one.

539
00:27:50,347 --> 00:27:51,484
You get good grades?

540
00:27:51,516 --> 00:27:53,403
...well...

541
00:27:53,434 --> 00:27:57,376
I try. I really enjoy
the subject matter and...

542
00:27:57,407 --> 00:28:00,420
I don't know,
I just find archaeology a constant wonder.

543
00:28:00,452 --> 00:28:03,455
You like to dig up stuff?
I like to bury stuff.

544
00:28:03,486 --> 00:28:05,363
OK.

545
00:28:05,394 --> 00:28:07,594
Look at us! Kind of yin and yang...

546
00:28:08,376 --> 00:28:10,608
having our first conversation?

547
00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:12,464
Fun.

548
00:28:12,495 --> 00:28:16,551
Listen, while we're gabbing,
I was just kind of wondering...

549
00:28:16,582 --> 00:28:19,439
It's been a few weeks.

550
00:28:19,471 --> 00:28:21,588
I'm thinking, "I wonder if she's ever
gonna go...

551
00:28:21,620 --> 00:28:24,392
outside the room?"

552
00:28:24,424 --> 00:28:27,521
Maybe for a class or a...
you know, a coven meeting.

553
00:28:28,470 --> 00:28:29,513
I'm kidding.

554
00:28:29,544 --> 00:28:31,546
I've gone on the other side of that door.

555
00:28:31,577 --> 00:28:32,589
Yeah...

556
00:28:32,620 --> 00:28:35,571
I find you behind that door all the time

557
00:28:35,602 --> 00:28:38,397
but that's inside my closet.

558
00:28:38,428 --> 00:28:40,451
So, I was just wondering...

559
00:28:40,482 --> 00:28:45,519
are you ever gonna go out of maybe
that door... into the, let's say, hallway?

560
00:28:45,644 --> 00:28:48,407
I'll probably stick to that door.

561
00:28:48,438 --> 00:28:50,419
- You wanna stick to my closet?
- Yeah.

562
00:28:50,451 --> 00:28:51,566
OK.

563
00:28:52,588 --> 00:28:54,590
I like you.

564
00:28:57,437 --> 00:28:58,564
And we're friends.

565
00:28:58,595 --> 00:29:00,440
I certainly hope so.

566
00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:01,629
I'm might go back to my room.

567
00:29:03,548 --> 00:29:04,601
OK.

568
00:29:11,608 --> 00:29:14,486
Wow! That smells great. What is that?

569
00:29:14,517 --> 00:29:16,644
Yes, it's Fiori Antichi Della Novella.

570
00:29:16,676 --> 00:29:18,667
Remember? We got it a Firenze.

571
00:29:19,449 --> 00:29:20,669
Mi piace.

572
00:29:21,451 --> 00:29:22,619
- It turns me on.
- Yeah.

573
00:29:28,448 --> 00:29:29,626
What is that smell?

574
00:29:30,533 --> 00:29:33,515
It's probably garlic and Dial.

575
00:29:33,547 --> 00:29:35,486
And a little mayo.

576
00:29:35,518 --> 00:29:37,500
I had an Italian sandwich.

577
00:29:37,531 --> 00:29:38,688
They're lovers.

578
00:29:39,470 --> 00:29:40,628
No, they're not. They're jealous.

579
00:29:40,659 --> 00:29:42,692
No, we're best... best friends.

580
00:29:43,474 --> 00:29:45,612
- Yes.
- I can't believe you brought her.

581
00:29:45,643 --> 00:29:47,676
I can't believe you brought Christine.

582
00:29:47,708 --> 00:29:50,596
I can't believe you shacked up
with a bitch!

583
00:29:50,627 --> 00:29:51,680
Hey! Hey!

584
00:29:51,712 --> 00:29:54,715
- That is not gonna be useful today.
- This bitch...

585
00:29:55,497 --> 00:29:57,561
has a lot of reason to be here.

586
00:29:57,593 --> 00:30:00,564
I am an excellent negotiator.
I am a realtor.

587
00:30:00,596 --> 00:30:03,578
Yes. Not only do you destroy homes,
you also sell them.

588
00:30:03,609 --> 00:30:05,695
- Isn't that come full circle?
- Good burn!

589
00:30:05,727 --> 00:30:07,519
OK.

590
00:30:07,550 --> 00:30:08,698
Hello, all. As you know,

591
00:30:08,730 --> 00:30:12,713
this mediation is here to help facilitate
the terms of your divorce.

592
00:30:13,495 --> 00:30:14,663
So, just so you know,

593
00:30:14,694 --> 00:30:16,613
this is not a court of law, all right?

594
00:30:16,644 --> 00:30:20,658
You will all be civilised and you will
please address all speech to me.

595
00:30:20,689 --> 00:30:21,743
- To you.
- To you.

596
00:30:22,525 --> 00:30:23,609
- No crosstalk.
- No.

597
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:27,676
Even if we wanna talk to one another,
we can't. If I wanted to say, "Dina..."

598
00:30:27,707 --> 00:30:30,512
- You'd look at me.
- I'd look at you, I'd say, "Dina...

599
00:30:30,543 --> 00:30:33,619
I am going to have...
a beautiful life with your husband...

600
00:30:33,650 --> 00:30:34,672
Dina."

601
00:30:34,703 --> 00:30:38,614
- If I were to say, "Marky..."
- Marcie.

602
00:30:38,645 --> 00:30:41,533
"..you're gonna be very disappointed
in bed

603
00:30:41,565 --> 00:30:43,672
cos Dan's downstairs
is not gonna do the trick."

604
00:30:45,663 --> 00:30:48,666
I don't know why you're laughing.
Frank's not great downstairs, either.

605
00:30:48,698 --> 00:30:50,689
To me.
- We play tennis together.

606
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,640
- Frank is no big deal down there.
- He's right. Frank is not.

607
00:30:53,671 --> 00:30:54,766
I have a question, Dan.

608
00:30:55,548 --> 00:30:58,708
Why is it that you're playing tennis
with Frank pantsless?

609
00:30:58,739 --> 00:31:01,679
- This is not helping our process.
- Thank you.

610
00:31:01,711 --> 00:31:05,663
- OK. Can we proceed?
- She's not signing anything, Your Honour.

611
00:31:05,694 --> 00:31:06,716
If I may.

612
00:31:06,747 --> 00:31:09,656
I'm not a judge. Remember,
I said this isn't a court of law.

613
00:31:10,615 --> 00:31:14,567
My name is Christine Davenport,
good friend to Deanna.

614
00:31:14,599 --> 00:31:15,745
And I am here as a support.

615
00:31:15,777 --> 00:31:22,670
And also I have been studying
akumenang.com

616
00:31:22,701 --> 00:31:25,621
Thank you. Thank you for that.
I just want to get this over with.

617
00:31:25,652 --> 00:31:26,674
Terrifying!

618
00:31:26,705 --> 00:31:32,649
I want it on the record that the accused
are currently in the process

619
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:37,706
of selling my client's home...
and not splitting the proceeds.

620
00:31:37,737 --> 00:31:42,826
Because the house was 100 per cent
in Daniel's name. So...

621
00:31:43,608 --> 00:31:46,600
That was our house, Dan.
You know that was our house.

622
00:31:46,632 --> 00:31:49,791
I understand, but we're gonna settle this,
and that's why we're here, OK?

623
00:31:49,822 --> 00:31:51,668
- Daniel...
- Don't interject.

624
00:31:51,699 --> 00:31:53,765
- Don't be a weenie.
- I'm not being a weenie.

625
00:31:53,796 --> 00:31:55,641
- OK...
- I'm not being a weenie.

626
00:31:55,672 --> 00:31:57,842
Well, that's debatable. This is not...

627
00:31:58,624 --> 00:31:59,750
This is not helping our process.

628
00:31:59,781 --> 00:32:03,702
There is no probable clause
to implicate this witness.

629
00:32:03,733 --> 00:32:05,641
I move to dismiss.

630
00:32:05,672 --> 00:32:09,697
I just want to say for the record, I just
needed an upgrade in my life, Deanna.

631
00:32:09,729 --> 00:32:11,856
- You son of a...
OK. To me, please.

632
00:32:12,638 --> 00:32:14,650
I'm sorry. You son of a bitch.

633
00:32:14,681 --> 00:32:17,643
- No, you're the son of a bitch.
- You're the son of a bitch!

634
00:32:17,674 --> 00:32:19,739
- You're the son of a bitch.
- I object!

635
00:32:19,770 --> 00:32:21,866
I object! I'm not even a judge. OK?

636
00:32:22,648 --> 00:32:23,795
I'm just gonna take...

637
00:32:23,826 --> 00:32:26,683
I'm just gonna take a break.
Gotta strategise.

638
00:32:26,714 --> 00:32:27,788
Are you coming back?

639
00:32:27,819 --> 00:32:31,636
I refuse to disclose information
about my client.

640
00:32:33,764 --> 00:32:34,880
Case adjourned.

641
00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:37,726
Deanna!

642
00:32:37,758 --> 00:32:39,801
We know what room she's in.
We don't need to yell.

643
00:32:39,832 --> 00:32:42,669
- I like to yell!
- Let her yell.

644
00:32:42,700 --> 00:32:44,733
Guys, why are we going
to see my mom right now?

645
00:32:44,765 --> 00:32:46,892
Because we haven't seen her all week
and we miss her.

646
00:32:52,773 --> 00:32:53,899
Hey, Mom. What's up?

647
00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:57,673
Hey, what are you guys doing in here?

648
00:32:57,705 --> 00:32:59,665
What's wrong?

649
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,803
We filed our paperwork today,

650
00:33:02,835 --> 00:33:06,755
so your dad and I are
officially getting divorced.

651
00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:09,718
My God! I'm so sorry.

652
00:33:09,749 --> 00:33:12,804
I'm sorry. I don't even like
talking to you about this stuff.

653
00:33:12,835 --> 00:33:14,743
No, don't worry at all.

654
00:33:14,775 --> 00:33:17,767
I just know he's gonna fight me
on, like, every little thing.

655
00:33:17,799 --> 00:33:19,853
So it's just...
it's a little frustrating is all.

656
00:33:19,884 --> 00:33:22,876
- That looks really good.
- Yeah, it used to be in a can.

657
00:33:22,908 --> 00:33:24,774
Can I say something?

658
00:33:24,806 --> 00:33:25,932
- Just say it, Debbie.
- Just say it.

659
00:33:26,714 --> 00:33:27,809
Yes, honey.

660
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,832
We need to get you jackhammer blasted.

661
00:33:31,719 --> 00:33:34,847
I just am not really in the mood
to kind of, you know, hang out.

662
00:33:34,878 --> 00:33:37,871
- And I don't want to impose, so...
- Come on!

663
00:33:38,882 --> 00:33:40,728
You're not imposing, Mom.

664
00:33:40,759 --> 00:33:42,792
- I am imposing.
- No, you're not.

665
00:33:42,825 --> 00:33:43,951
You're not imposing.

666
00:33:44,732 --> 00:33:47,715
You just got some really rough news
and to be honest,

667
00:33:47,746 --> 00:33:48,893
we both got really rough news.

668
00:33:48,924 --> 00:33:52,835
But, you're in college now.
You gotta learn how to party through it.

669
00:33:52,866 --> 00:33:55,848
All right, girl.
I'm gonna go to a party with my mom.

670
00:33:55,879 --> 00:33:57,892
Let's do it. I'm gonna be that girl!

671
00:33:57,923 --> 00:34:00,790
Come on. I wanna...
♪ Party with my mama

672
00:34:00,822 --> 00:34:02,876
♪ We all wanna party with your mama

673
00:34:02,907 --> 00:34:06,817
♪ Party with your mama
Party with your mama

674
00:34:06,974 --> 00:34:10,873
- All right. I'm down to clown!
- Dee Rock's down to clown!

675
00:34:10,905 --> 00:34:12,938
I am also down to clown.
I'm always down to clown.

676
00:34:12,969 --> 00:34:14,972
It's just something that I do
all the time.

677
00:34:15,753 --> 00:34:16,964
- I like your vibe.
- Why?

678
00:34:21,061 --> 00:34:24,200
- It's pretty lively!
- Yeah, it's a party, Mom.

679
00:34:24,231 --> 00:34:26,233
Well, it's also a school night.

680
00:34:27,015 --> 00:34:29,142
Dee, I think those guys
just checked you out.

681
00:34:29,174 --> 00:34:31,030
- No, they weren't!
- Yes, they were.

682
00:34:31,061 --> 00:34:34,220
They're probably just looking at my smock.
It tends to catch the light.

683
00:34:34,252 --> 00:34:37,036
They're so young.

684
00:34:37,161 --> 00:34:39,100
I think I'm too old to be here.

685
00:34:39,132 --> 00:34:41,071
No, come on! It'll be so fun.

686
00:34:41,102 --> 00:34:43,262
Let's rock out with our lady dongs out.

687
00:34:44,043 --> 00:34:45,253
That's not a thing.

688
00:34:47,161 --> 00:34:49,028
Shots! Shots! Shots!

689
00:34:49,059 --> 00:34:52,062
- What do we want?
- Full velocity!

690
00:34:52,093 --> 00:34:54,064
Workin' On My Tan B*tch

691
00:34:54,095 --> 00:34:58,120
It's so loud in here!
I can barely hear myself think.

692
00:35:00,101 --> 00:35:01,144
Hey!

693
00:35:01,175 --> 00:35:04,105
There's your boyfriend.
Doesn't he look sharp?

694
00:35:04,137 --> 00:35:06,107
- Yeah, let's go get a drink.
- Stairs!

695
00:35:06,139 --> 00:35:07,181
Yep.

696
00:35:07,213 --> 00:35:10,174
I just wish you would have let me
bring a covered dish.

697
00:35:10,205 --> 00:35:14,053
- That would have been so weird.
- No, it's weird to not bring something.

698
00:35:14,084 --> 00:35:15,295
- Hell, no.
- Hell, no.

699
00:35:16,076 --> 00:35:19,079
Maddie, you're not bringing
old people to this party.

700
00:35:19,110 --> 00:35:21,290
Absolutely not. No moms allowed.

701
00:35:22,071 --> 00:35:25,169
I will break your face.
No-one will recognise you.

702
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,172
You'll die in a ditch.

703
00:35:28,203 --> 00:35:30,132
OK, my mom needs a drink.

704
00:35:30,164 --> 00:35:33,250
So back up before I back you up!

705
00:35:34,189 --> 00:35:35,262
Hop out!

706
00:35:36,305 --> 00:35:39,256
I'm so proud of you for owning your power.

707
00:35:39,287 --> 00:35:41,164
Don't escalate it.

708
00:35:41,196 --> 00:35:43,156
But, wow! Impressive.

709
00:35:43,187 --> 00:35:45,252
God, I don't know what's sadder,

710
00:35:45,283 --> 00:35:49,172
the mom perm...or the mom boobs.

711
00:35:49,297 --> 00:35:53,155
Mom perm! I gotta tell... Time-out, guys.

712
00:35:53,187 --> 00:35:55,336
God-given curls.
All I'm doing is a little...

713
00:35:56,117 --> 00:35:58,339
maybe a foam mousse,
a little spray, hot roller

714
00:35:59,121 --> 00:36:01,164
and I set it, and I forget it.

715
00:36:01,196 --> 00:36:05,168
And secondly, these allowed this one
to suckle at these teats

716
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,326
- for 28 wonderful...
- We're not...

717
00:36:07,108 --> 00:36:10,111
- We're not...
- ..wonderful tender months.

718
00:36:10,142 --> 00:36:13,301
- I wear them around my waist proudly.
- This isn't the time.

719
00:36:14,313 --> 00:36:16,169
I just feel like...

720
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,360
I don't know if it's more pathetic
to party with your mom...

721
00:36:20,142 --> 00:36:22,206
or to party with your daughter.

722
00:36:23,207 --> 00:36:26,148
Come on. Let's do something cool.

723
00:36:26,179 --> 00:36:28,317
Real cool. Bye, nerds.

724
00:36:34,251 --> 00:36:37,243
OK, this was a lot of fun.

725
00:36:37,274 --> 00:36:41,299
Um, but I want you to enjoy yourselves
tonight, so I'm just gonna go.

726
00:36:41,330 --> 00:36:42,363
No, no, no.

727
00:36:43,145 --> 00:36:45,345
- We're gonna have a good time.
- I should not be here.

728
00:36:45,376 --> 00:36:48,244
This is not a party for me.

729
00:36:48,275 --> 00:36:50,194
If you go, evil wins!

730
00:36:50,225 --> 00:36:54,208
OK, you know what?
I have an idea. Let's go to the bathroom.

731
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:56,273
- I don't have to tinkle.
- I think you do.

732
00:36:56,304 --> 00:37:00,245
I think I'd know if I had to tinkle.
Except that one time.

733
00:37:00,277 --> 00:37:03,165
All right. Let's go.

734
00:37:03,196 --> 00:37:05,188
Please tell me you're not doing
the cocaine.

735
00:37:05,219 --> 00:37:06,356
My God! No! Come on.

736
00:37:07,337 --> 00:37:11,257
No, I already told you.
I do not have to go to the bathroom.

737
00:37:11,289 --> 00:37:15,178
Mom, you're a college girl now
and we gotta make some changes.

738
00:37:15,418 --> 00:37:17,253
What does that mean?

739
00:37:17,284 --> 00:37:19,213
- Let's start with these glasses.
- No!

740
00:37:19,244 --> 00:37:21,267
- You gotta start wearing contact lenses.
- No!

741
00:37:21,299 --> 00:37:23,207
This is horrible!

742
00:37:23,238 --> 00:37:26,241
Then this, this is just...
Let's get this off.

743
00:37:26,272 --> 00:37:29,244
- Come on, Mom.
- My God! What has gotten into you?

744
00:37:29,275 --> 00:37:32,424
Don't fight it, Mom! It's like a Band-Aid.
You gotta rip it off quickly.

745
00:37:33,206 --> 00:37:35,427
- All I have on is my undershirt.
- Yeah!

746
00:37:36,314 --> 00:37:38,347
I'm gonna unbutton.

747
00:37:38,378 --> 00:37:40,349
Not one, not two...

748
00:37:40,381 --> 00:37:42,236
but three.

749
00:37:42,267 --> 00:37:44,281
Not three buttons, no!

750
00:37:44,312 --> 00:37:45,438
Look at your breasts!

751
00:37:46,220 --> 00:37:48,327
- Mom!
- What? I don't know what's happening.

752
00:37:48,358 --> 00:37:51,225
- Those are gorgeous!
- They're all right.

753
00:37:51,257 --> 00:37:54,353
Maybe how about we just do something
about that hair just a little bit?

754
00:37:54,385 --> 00:37:57,388
No! God, it's full of hair.

755
00:37:57,419 --> 00:38:00,224
Come on, it'll be fine. Let me have it.

756
00:38:00,255 --> 00:38:02,278
No! God, don't! No!

757
00:38:02,309 --> 00:38:05,375
Hey, what's up?
You're that girl in the coma, right?

758
00:38:05,406 --> 00:38:07,231
Not any more.

759
00:38:07,262 --> 00:38:10,255
- Yeah, I follow you on Twitter.
- I don't date fans.

760
00:38:11,370 --> 00:38:12,403
OK.

761
00:38:13,478 --> 00:38:15,301
So beautiful.

762
00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:17,367
God. Now I've got a bare...

763
00:38:17,398 --> 00:38:19,421
You know what I can't wear is a bare lip.

764
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,362
What is that?

765
00:38:22,393 --> 00:38:24,270
It's mauve.

766
00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:28,274
You know I love mauve.

767
00:38:31,381 --> 00:38:34,467
No, I'm not a fan, I just...
I got a lot of respect for comas.

768
00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:37,408
I like sleeping pretty long, too, I guess.

769
00:38:39,462 --> 00:38:41,349
Whoa!

770
00:38:41,381 --> 00:38:43,351
God! Are you in a coma again?

771
00:38:43,383 --> 00:38:45,385
God, I gotta get help.

772
00:38:48,388 --> 00:38:49,483
Can I look? Can I look now?

773
00:38:49,515 --> 00:38:51,433
Yes! I think you're done.

774
00:38:56,449 --> 00:38:58,419
Hey! Wow!

775
00:38:59,441 --> 00:39:02,309
My God! "What are you, 20?"

776
00:39:02,444 --> 00:39:05,291
- OK. I wouldn't go that far.
- I'm 21.

777
00:39:05,322 --> 00:39:06,375
OK.

778
00:39:06,407 --> 00:39:08,450
You know,
I used to wear my hair like this.

779
00:39:08,481 --> 00:39:10,431
Eons ago...

780
00:39:10,463 --> 00:39:13,341
when you were in here.

781
00:39:13,372 --> 00:39:15,322
You look so beautiful, Mom.

782
00:39:15,488 --> 00:39:17,334
Wow!

783
00:39:17,365 --> 00:39:19,461
You know what? OK.

784
00:39:19,492 --> 00:39:21,422
I think you're ready, college girl.

785
00:39:22,423 --> 00:39:25,394
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, let's go. But let's leave this.

786
00:39:25,426 --> 00:39:28,335
Let's never touch...
or talk about that brush again.

787
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,451
OK.

788
00:39:29,535 --> 00:39:31,464
- Thank you.
- Of course. I love you.

789
00:39:31,495 --> 00:39:33,445
I love you, too.

790
00:39:33,476 --> 00:39:34,498
Boom.

791
00:39:37,345 --> 00:39:38,471
- Hey.
- Hey!

792
00:39:40,473 --> 00:39:42,350
Get a room!

793
00:39:42,381 --> 00:39:45,447
Just kidding, don't. L-O-L. Hashtag.

794
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,481
- Hey, Ms Miles.
- Hi, how are you?

795
00:39:48,512 --> 00:39:50,420
Good. You guys both look amazing!

796
00:39:50,452 --> 00:39:52,422
- Thank you.
- Charmer.

797
00:39:52,454 --> 00:39:54,476
I heard you're back at school now,
which is awesome.

798
00:39:54,508 --> 00:39:56,478
- It is.
- You get to party with all of us.

799
00:39:56,510 --> 00:39:57,563
Well...

800
00:39:58,345 --> 00:40:01,473
How about a drink or something?
Let me introduce you to my friend Jack.

801
00:40:01,504 --> 00:40:02,579
Hi, I'm Jack.

802
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,560
Deanna. Hi.

803
00:40:05,540 --> 00:40:07,386
Wow, that's...

804
00:40:07,417 --> 00:40:10,379
You have wonderfully intricate hair.

805
00:40:11,442 --> 00:40:13,382
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

806
00:40:13,538 --> 00:40:15,530
Well, can I get you something to drink?

807
00:40:15,561 --> 00:40:20,545
OK. I would love a Chardonnay,
maybe something oaky.

808
00:40:21,515 --> 00:40:23,371
Um...

809
00:40:24,372 --> 00:40:25,540
Did you pick up the Chardonnay?

810
00:40:25,571 --> 00:40:30,388
- We have some boxed wine.
- We have some boxed wine.

811
00:40:30,420 --> 00:40:31,566
- In a box?
- I don't know.

812
00:40:31,598 --> 00:40:33,506
I'm sure it tastes real cardboardy.

813
00:40:33,537 --> 00:40:35,624
I'm sure it tastes very cardboardy!

814
00:40:36,405 --> 00:40:39,628
Really, it comes in a plastic bladder,
so it's not touching the cardboard.

815
00:40:40,409 --> 00:40:42,631
I told him we should not get anything
that comes in a bladder.

816
00:40:43,413 --> 00:40:46,426
- I'm the only one who likes wine.
- I love wine!

817
00:40:46,457 --> 00:40:48,574
But I don't like drinking it
out of bladders.

818
00:40:49,450 --> 00:40:50,586
I don't blame you.

819
00:40:51,515 --> 00:40:53,485
She'll just have a shot and a beer,
please.

820
00:40:53,517 --> 00:40:54,538
- Perfect.
- There we go.

821
00:40:54,570 --> 00:40:58,615
Why not? I'm here to get
the full college experience.

822
00:40:58,647 --> 00:41:01,650
So...what is the spirit du jour?

823
00:41:02,432 --> 00:41:04,590
This is 100 per cent agave tequila.

824
00:41:04,621 --> 00:41:08,490
Agave! I use that when I bake muffins.

825
00:41:08,521 --> 00:41:09,553
- OK.
- She loves to bake.

826
00:41:09,585 --> 00:41:11,503
- I do.
- All right, let's do it.

827
00:41:12,546 --> 00:41:15,665
- What do we want?
- Full velocity!

828
00:41:16,446 --> 00:41:18,553
And equal work for equal pay.

829
00:41:21,525 --> 00:41:23,464
God.

830
00:41:23,495 --> 00:41:25,633
- God.
- That is aggressive.

831
00:41:26,634 --> 00:41:28,553
That's just burning.

832
00:41:28,584 --> 00:41:30,659
It's burning all the way down.

833
00:41:31,441 --> 00:41:33,526
Just follow my lead
and we'll do this again, OK?

834
00:41:33,558 --> 00:41:36,540
We'll try it again.

835
00:41:37,562 --> 00:41:39,584
All right. What do we want?

836
00:41:39,616 --> 00:41:41,691
Full velocity!

837
00:41:42,473 --> 00:41:46,697
And cleaner oceans.
Our coral reefs are dying, guys.

838
00:41:47,613 --> 00:41:50,522
No, er...Ms Miles...

839
00:41:53,693 --> 00:41:59,564
Look, Ms Miles, coral reefs and equal
work for equal pay, all great things.

840
00:41:59,595 --> 00:42:00,711
But at our parties...

841
00:42:01,493 --> 00:42:05,705
when somebody says "What do we want?"
we just say "Full velocity."

842
00:42:06,487 --> 00:42:07,676
You don't need to say anything else.

843
00:42:07,707 --> 00:42:09,574
It's more of a party tradition.

844
00:42:09,605 --> 00:42:13,505
OK. So, it's just a flat answer of full...

845
00:42:13,724 --> 00:42:16,487
- Velocity.
- Velocity.

846
00:42:16,518 --> 00:42:18,593
- OK.
- You ready?

847
00:42:18,624 --> 00:42:20,491
Well...

848
00:42:20,522 --> 00:42:21,679
Third time's the charm, right?

849
00:42:21,711 --> 00:42:25,579
- What do we want?
- Full velocity!

850
00:42:25,611 --> 00:42:30,512
And full maternity leave
for non-gender-specific working parents.

851
00:42:32,566 --> 00:42:34,537
And full velocity!

852
00:42:46,758 --> 00:42:48,614
Where's my mom?

853
00:42:48,645 --> 00:42:51,554
She's over there busting it out.

854
00:42:54,557 --> 00:42:55,610
Hi, honey!

855
00:42:55,642 --> 00:42:57,612
Hi!

856
00:42:58,707 --> 00:43:01,649
I feel that in my C-section scar!

857
00:43:02,586 --> 00:43:03,734
- Are you OK?
- Ooh, yeah!

858
00:43:03,765 --> 00:43:05,767
♪ Let me see you MILF shake

859
00:43:06,747 --> 00:43:08,749
♪ Let me see you MILF shake

860
00:43:10,616 --> 00:43:12,597
Thinking Out Loud

861
00:43:12,628 --> 00:43:15,663
♪ Your soul could never grow old

862
00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:17,696
♪ It's evergreen

863
00:43:18,770 --> 00:43:22,565
It's not over. It's full velocity!
Let's go! Come on, guys!

864
00:43:22,597 --> 00:43:25,558
♪ Baby, your smile's

865
00:43:25,589 --> 00:43:29,656
♪ Forever in my mind and memory...

866
00:43:35,736 --> 00:43:38,581
My God!

867
00:43:38,676 --> 00:43:39,781
My God! Mom!

868
00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:43,733
You don't have to make a big deal.

869
00:43:43,764 --> 00:43:46,747
Don't jump to conclusions.
You don't know what's happening here.

870
00:43:46,778 --> 00:43:50,782
Really? It looks like my mother is doing
the walk of shame out of a frat house.

871
00:43:52,607 --> 00:43:55,766
OK, I guess technically that's...
what's happening. Let's just go.

872
00:43:55,797 --> 00:43:57,778
Let's get out of here. My God!

873
00:43:58,759 --> 00:44:00,802
I don't think you've gotta rub it in.!

874
00:44:00,834 --> 00:44:03,618
Fella, close your robe.

875
00:44:03,649 --> 00:44:05,641
Can we please just get out of here?

876
00:44:05,672 --> 00:44:06,840
Aren't they gonna serve breakfast?

877
00:44:07,622 --> 00:44:09,844
No, they're not gonna serve breakfast.
This isn't the Hilton.

878
00:44:10,625 --> 00:44:13,659
I knew that. But I thought maybe
they'll have a bagel spread or something.

879
00:44:13,690 --> 00:44:14,755
My God!

880
00:44:15,619 --> 00:44:18,800
My God!
My foot keeps charley horsing.

881
00:44:18,832 --> 00:44:21,710
I'm telling you,
I can't even get my boots back on.

882
00:44:21,741 --> 00:44:24,827
I guess that's what I get
for getting my toes curled last night.

883
00:44:24,859 --> 00:44:26,829
And I mean cu-urled.

884
00:44:26,861 --> 00:44:28,727
Mom, please stop!

885
00:44:28,758 --> 00:44:32,867
I think it was mutually enjoyable...
for both parties.

886
00:44:33,649 --> 00:44:34,858
I mean, I had fun.

887
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,737
He enjoyed himself.
He kept yelling, "Please, more!"

888
00:44:38,768 --> 00:44:41,876
I thought he was doing a scene
from Oliver! "Please, more."

889
00:44:42,658 --> 00:44:44,743
I heard that through the wall

890
00:44:44,774 --> 00:44:46,809
and I thought he was
saying, "Cheese store."

891
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,726
And I was very confused.

892
00:44:48,759 --> 00:44:51,751
One time we were playing
kind of a cheesemonger

893
00:44:51,782 --> 00:44:53,722
and I was a poor peasant girl but...

894
00:44:53,753 --> 00:44:54,890
That's disgusting, Mom.

895
00:44:55,672 --> 00:44:57,715
- No! It was fun.
- Mom!

896
00:44:57,747 --> 00:44:58,758
And I love cheese.

897
00:44:58,789 --> 00:45:00,708
I love you so much.

898
00:45:00,739 --> 00:45:03,826
Have I asked you once about any of this?
No. You just keep blabbing.

899
00:45:03,857 --> 00:45:07,684
I'm asking you to please be quiet
and stop talking.

900
00:45:07,715 --> 00:45:10,801
OK. I think we should keep
communication lines open.

901
00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:13,752
You know what? I'm older, I'm wiser.
I...

902
00:45:13,909 --> 00:45:16,755
This, essentially a Google.

903
00:45:17,725 --> 00:45:20,759
Right down here, where you came from.

904
00:45:20,791 --> 00:45:22,751
I'm like the Google of vaginas.

905
00:45:22,782 --> 00:45:24,837
"Ask me anything, please."

906
00:45:24,868 --> 00:45:26,682
Turn off your vagoogle.

907
00:45:26,714 --> 00:45:28,706
- It can't be turned off.
- OK, I don't like it.

908
00:45:28,737 --> 00:45:31,928
You're scaring me...
and you're scaring everyone around you.

909
00:45:32,710 --> 00:45:35,848
I think... I think my vagoogle
scared Jack last night.

910
00:45:35,879 --> 00:45:37,913
- My God!
- But in a good way.

911
00:45:38,695 --> 00:45:40,874
Like when you intentionally
go through a haunted house.

912
00:45:40,905 --> 00:45:42,782
Eww!

913
00:45:42,814 --> 00:45:43,898
Not saying...

914
00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:45,942
You know what I mean.

915
00:45:46,724 --> 00:45:48,872
Please, I just don't wanna
talk about your vagoogle.

916
00:45:55,932 --> 00:46:00,759
All right.
I've got a little pop quiz for you here.

917
00:46:00,791 --> 00:46:03,950
But don't worry, I promise to grade it
pharaoh and squaraoh.

918
00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:13,939
Hey, I've got to tell you,
your work so far is impeccable.

919
00:46:13,971 --> 00:46:15,973
This department is lucky to have you back.

920
00:46:16,755 --> 00:46:20,821
My gosh. Wayne, thank you so much.
You know, it's still my passion.

921
00:46:20,853 --> 00:46:23,793
I guess once a dighead,
always a dighead?

922
00:46:23,824 --> 00:46:26,775
- Yes, you certainly are.
- Guess that makes me a dighead, too.

923
00:46:26,806 --> 00:46:29,768
OK, my advice to you
is to crack a book, all right?

924
00:46:29,799 --> 00:46:32,917
You are failing this class
in spectacular fashion.

925
00:46:35,869 --> 00:46:37,964
And I would love to see you
on a dig one day.

926
00:46:37,996 --> 00:46:41,770
That makes two of us
wanting to see me on a dig.

927
00:46:41,802 --> 00:46:43,960
That's...
Thank you. It's a lovely sediment.

928
00:46:45,962 --> 00:46:48,829
No. I did not. I did it, though.

929
00:46:50,769 --> 00:46:52,865
You're gonna make me become
Stone-unhinged.

930
00:46:56,858 --> 00:46:58,881
No, you get out!

931
00:46:58,912 --> 00:47:01,957
Anyway, I can't wait to see
your mid-term presentation.

932
00:47:01,988 --> 00:47:03,938
I'm pretty excited for you to read it.

933
00:47:03,969 --> 00:47:06,806
No, no. It's an oral presentation.

934
00:47:06,837 --> 00:47:08,808
It's a... What is it?

935
00:47:08,839 --> 00:47:11,999
Instead of with your hands, you present
your work with your mouth and tongue.

936
00:47:13,824 --> 00:47:15,857
OK. You're gonna be great.

937
00:47:15,889 --> 00:47:17,828
Just keep up the good work. OK.

938
00:47:21,863 --> 00:47:22,927
What's the matter?

939
00:47:22,958 --> 00:47:26,931
I'm just not fond of speaking in public.

940
00:47:27,828 --> 00:47:32,854
OK, let's get started on those quizzes.
You have 15 minutes, so do not dally.

941
00:47:39,881 --> 00:47:40,966
Dee Dee.

942
00:47:40,997 --> 00:47:43,917
- Hey, Jack.
- Hey! I um...

943
00:47:43,948 --> 00:47:48,828
I saw Maddie and she said that
you were gonna be in here studying.

944
00:47:48,860 --> 00:47:50,038
So, I got you a coffee.

945
00:47:50,070 --> 00:47:52,906
Thank you, Jack. That's so nice of you.

946
00:47:52,937 --> 00:47:54,897
I couldn't find any Chardonnay, so...

947
00:47:54,929 --> 00:47:57,035
It's probably for the best.

948
00:47:58,046 --> 00:48:01,070
Hey, have you...
been getting my texts?

949
00:48:02,009 --> 00:48:03,875
Um...

950
00:48:03,906 --> 00:48:05,043
You know what? I usually...

951
00:48:05,074 --> 00:48:08,025
I turn off my little chimey alert.

952
00:48:08,056 --> 00:48:11,956
Yeah. You gotta be quiet in the library,
right?

953
00:48:13,989 --> 00:48:15,877
Wow, that's...

954
00:48:15,991 --> 00:48:17,941
That's a lot of texts, Jack.

955
00:48:17,973 --> 00:48:20,934
- Now that I'm here...
- Yeah.

956
00:48:20,965 --> 00:48:22,905
Yeah, I can just tell you.

957
00:48:23,959 --> 00:48:25,898
I um...

958
00:48:25,929 --> 00:48:28,025
I kind of can't stop thinking about you.

959
00:48:29,933 --> 00:48:31,059
Jack, that is so sweet.

960
00:48:31,967 --> 00:48:34,031
You wanna know
what I can't stop thinking about?

961
00:48:34,062 --> 00:48:37,034
Us. Me and you, we leave this school.

962
00:48:37,065 --> 00:48:40,048
We can go backpacking across Europe.

963
00:48:40,079 --> 00:48:42,008
Me and you - Eat Pray Love style.

964
00:48:42,039 --> 00:48:46,116
I-I can...
I can bartend, we'll make it work...

965
00:48:46,898 --> 00:48:47,951
Jack.

966
00:48:48,900 --> 00:48:51,893
Years ago,
somebody asking me to do that with them

967
00:48:51,924 --> 00:48:54,010
would have been an absolute dream.

968
00:48:54,041 --> 00:48:57,128
But I can't travel with a backpack
any more.

969
00:48:58,129 --> 00:49:00,913
I need luggage with wheels.

970
00:49:00,945 --> 00:49:02,008
I mean, I...

971
00:49:02,039 --> 00:49:04,125
Even my carry-on has wheels, Jack.

972
00:49:05,094 --> 00:49:08,045
My hips can't really sustain a backpack.

973
00:49:08,077 --> 00:49:11,090
They're never the same after a childbirth,
you know, but...

974
00:49:11,945 --> 00:49:14,938
But it's such a wonderful offer

975
00:49:14,969 --> 00:49:16,981
and you're such a terrific guy but...

976
00:49:18,035 --> 00:49:20,068
I think what we had the other night

977
00:49:20,099 --> 00:49:24,134
was really kind of
a one-time special thing.

978
00:49:37,075 --> 00:49:39,995
That was amazing!
DEANNA: That was so nice.

979
00:49:41,027 --> 00:49:42,164
My God!

980
00:49:44,009 --> 00:49:45,167
My God!

981
00:49:45,949 --> 00:49:47,075
- My God!
- My God.

982
00:49:47,106 --> 00:49:49,108
You are my sexual Dumbledore.

983
00:49:49,139 --> 00:49:51,141
- I mean...
- What does that mean?

984
00:49:51,173 --> 00:49:54,030
Dumbledore, he's from Harry Potter.

985
00:49:54,061 --> 00:49:57,075
You know, Harry Potter's, like, mentor...

986
00:49:57,106 --> 00:49:59,191
he's got the beard, and he's got the hat.

987
00:49:59,973 --> 00:50:02,997
- Dumbledore.
- I'm gonna stop you right there.

988
00:50:05,103 --> 00:50:07,064
Um...this is just...

989
00:50:07,095 --> 00:50:09,088
This will ride you through life.

990
00:50:09,119 --> 00:50:13,154
I don't think ever there's a woman
that's gonna want you to say

991
00:50:13,185 --> 00:50:15,146
that during a sexual encounter

992
00:50:15,177 --> 00:50:19,984
you're thinking of her
as an old, grey, grizzled wizard.

993
00:50:20,015 --> 00:50:21,141
Aww!

994
00:50:21,172 --> 00:50:23,060
- Yeah.
- Aww! Um...

995
00:50:23,091 --> 00:50:26,125
- OK. I'm sorry.
- So good up until...

996
00:50:26,157 --> 00:50:29,180
until you called me
an old, grey, male wizard.

997
00:50:29,212 --> 00:50:31,047
Wizard talk's gone.

998
00:50:31,078 --> 00:50:33,007
- Well...
- All right.

999
00:50:33,237 --> 00:50:35,207
OK, well, um...

1000
00:50:36,177 --> 00:50:38,242
- I'd better...
- See you later?

1001
00:50:39,024 --> 00:50:41,235
No, no, no.
That was the last...

1002
00:50:42,016 --> 00:50:44,029
That was the last time...

1003
00:50:44,060 --> 00:50:46,115
- You said that earlier.
- I know.

1004
00:50:46,146 --> 00:50:51,151
I know, but your wrist got involved
and I got distracted, so...

1005
00:50:52,163 --> 00:50:54,029
Last time. OK.

1006
00:50:55,103 --> 00:50:57,178
OK, that's it. And we're done.

1007
00:50:57,209 --> 00:50:59,211
It's a clean... clean break.

1008
00:51:00,233 --> 00:51:02,246
You know what? Just a finale.

1009
00:51:06,177 --> 00:51:08,085
OK. I'll text you.

1010
00:51:10,212 --> 00:51:12,204
OK, I'll miss that. I'll miss that.

1011
00:51:12,235 --> 00:51:15,155
OK. You go that way. I'll go this way.

1012
00:51:16,145 --> 00:51:17,262
Damn it, man.

1013
00:51:20,181 --> 00:51:22,057
My God!

1014
00:51:23,132 --> 00:51:24,175
Come on, come on, come on.

1015
00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:25,270
Hello?

1016
00:51:26,052 --> 00:51:27,147
What are you doing?

1017
00:51:27,178 --> 00:51:30,139
I think my forks have oxidised.

1018
00:51:30,171 --> 00:51:32,131
I'm just... I'm trying to get it off.

1019
00:51:32,162 --> 00:51:34,237
- What are you doing?
- I just had sex in the library.

1020
00:51:34,268 --> 00:51:37,105
- What?
- I just had sex in the library.

1021
00:51:37,136 --> 00:51:38,220
You had what?

1022
00:51:39,075 --> 00:51:41,067
I... I just had sex in the library.

1023
00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:44,091
You had sex in a library?

1024
00:51:44,122 --> 00:51:45,258
- Frank!
- No, don't tell Frank.

1025
00:51:45,290 --> 00:51:48,282
- Deanna just had sex in a public place.
- What? Where?

1026
00:51:48,314 --> 00:51:51,223
- In the stacks!
- In her slacks?

1027
00:51:51,254 --> 00:51:53,320
No. Shut up, Frank.

1028
00:51:54,101 --> 00:51:55,311
Hang on for one second.

1029
00:51:59,138 --> 00:52:01,275
You know what? I have to go.
I'll call you later.

1030
00:52:03,309 --> 00:52:05,248
Can you believe this, Frank?

1031
00:52:05,279 --> 00:52:07,188
Good for Deanna.

1032
00:52:08,147 --> 00:52:09,273
Frank?

1033
00:52:13,215 --> 00:52:15,321
Why don't we ever have sex in public?

1034
00:52:16,218 --> 00:52:18,324
Because, honey,
last time you blew your knee out

1035
00:52:19,106 --> 00:52:21,275
and I had to carry you out of Six Flags.

1036
00:52:25,133 --> 00:52:27,166
But I do like those fuzzy socks.

1037
00:52:27,197 --> 00:52:29,210
Frank.

1038
00:52:31,201 --> 00:52:33,308
Thanks for coming, Mom.
Debbie's really freaking out.

1039
00:52:33,339 --> 00:52:36,280
It sounded serious.
I'm gonna make my lasagne.

1040
00:52:38,344 --> 00:52:39,450
OK...

1041
00:52:40,367 --> 00:52:42,234
Hey, Debbie.

1042
00:52:42,265 --> 00:52:45,247
Do you think you're ready to maybe
start talking about it now?

1043
00:52:45,278 --> 00:52:47,343
She went to a job fair
and now she's all freaked out.

1044
00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:51,243
I thought fairs were supposed to be fun.
This one wasn't fun at all.

1045
00:52:51,274 --> 00:52:53,464
I don't even know
what I really wanna do with my life.

1046
00:52:54,246 --> 00:52:56,446
- Why did I study kinesiology?
- That's...

1047
00:52:57,228 --> 00:52:59,460
I mean, that's basically
like physical therapy, right?

1048
00:53:00,241 --> 00:53:01,400
Kind of, but not as useful.

1049
00:53:01,431 --> 00:53:03,475
It's the theoretical study
of human movement.

1050
00:53:04,392 --> 00:53:06,321
OK. Wow.

1051
00:53:06,353 --> 00:53:10,304
I can see that does feel slightly limited

1052
00:53:10,336 --> 00:53:13,370
in employment opportunities.

1053
00:53:14,267 --> 00:53:18,354
I took out $45,000 in student loans
and what am I ready for? Nothing.

1054
00:53:18,385 --> 00:53:22,275
OK, come on. You can't make
such a big deal out of everything.

1055
00:53:22,306 --> 00:53:24,391
Ladies, you gotta have a little faith
in yourselves.

1056
00:53:24,423 --> 00:53:29,376
I spent 20 years just giving it all away.
I worried about what other people thought.

1057
00:53:29,407 --> 00:53:32,358
I worried about what they thought
I should be doing. Never what I thought.

1058
00:53:32,389 --> 00:53:35,277
Look at me now.
I'm living in a dorm with a roommate

1059
00:53:35,309 --> 00:53:37,279
that I'm pretty sure watches me
while I sleep.

1060
00:53:37,311 --> 00:53:39,480
I got the clothes on my back.
I got nothing.

1061
00:53:39,512 --> 00:53:42,348
The last 20 years of my life
have been a real shit show.

1062
00:53:42,379 --> 00:53:43,453
Thank you.

1063
00:53:44,350 --> 00:53:46,310
Not meaning you... I mean...

1064
00:53:46,341 --> 00:53:48,354
You know... You know what I mean.
I just...

1065
00:53:48,385 --> 00:53:49,469
Give me those fingers.

1066
00:53:49,501 --> 00:53:53,296
Every single little thing about you
is a dream.

1067
00:53:53,328 --> 00:53:54,454
I wouldn't change any of that.

1068
00:53:54,485 --> 00:53:57,425
The rest, I would like to
rewind that clock

1069
00:53:57,457 --> 00:54:01,492
and 20 years ago start speaking up
for myself, so that's my point.

1070
00:54:01,523 --> 00:54:04,339
You gals are terrific.
You're not quitters.

1071
00:54:04,370 --> 00:54:06,424
I'm afraid I'm never gonna be
in a real relationship.

1072
00:54:06,455 --> 00:54:08,343
Amanda! Come on!

1073
00:54:08,374 --> 00:54:10,480
- Come on!
- I'm so sorry.

1074
00:54:10,511 --> 00:54:14,548
Honey, if you can't use what the good Lord
made you and make that work,

1075
00:54:15,329 --> 00:54:17,446
then what the hell hope do any of us have?

1076
00:54:17,478 --> 00:54:20,481
- None.
- You're all amazing. I mean, look at you.

1077
00:54:20,512 --> 00:54:24,328
You're all lovely here
and you're smart and you're wonderful

1078
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,560
and you're weird, in the best, best way.

1079
00:54:27,342 --> 00:54:28,509
I just... I mean, if you look...

1080
00:54:28,541 --> 00:54:30,522
My God! Look at Carol's legs.

1081
00:54:30,553 --> 00:54:32,378
Legs for days.

1082
00:54:32,409 --> 00:54:33,483
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1083
00:54:33,514 --> 00:54:35,496
Just enjoy 'em, for God's sakes.

1084
00:54:35,527 --> 00:54:39,333
Just... We all have to realise
everybody's great, right?

1085
00:54:39,364 --> 00:54:40,563
And this is good. OK?

1086
00:54:41,345 --> 00:54:43,452
And this is good, and this is good,
and these are good.

1087
00:54:43,483 --> 00:54:46,392
- And this is... My God!
- Mom, do not touch Amanda's butt!

1088
00:54:46,423 --> 00:54:47,561
You know what it makes me think of?

1089
00:54:48,457 --> 00:54:50,501
It's like a three-day-old loaf of bread.

1090
00:54:50,532 --> 00:54:53,463
It's firmer, but it's kept
its original shape.

1091
00:54:53,494 --> 00:54:56,549
Now, I... I think I've just been
looser structurally.

1092
00:54:56,580 --> 00:55:00,365
You know, I could explain to you
the differences in your bodies.

1093
00:55:00,397 --> 00:55:01,564
But only as it pertains to movement.

1094
00:55:01,596 --> 00:55:05,381
Look what's happening right now.
Look what's happening right...

1095
00:55:05,412 --> 00:55:06,559
You're using your degree.

1096
00:55:06,590 --> 00:55:09,426
- You're doing it!
- I am.

1097
00:55:09,458 --> 00:55:12,534
You guys, there's a party tonight
at Deltas and it's '80s themed.

1098
00:55:12,565 --> 00:55:15,495
So, ladies, time to crush a party.

1099
00:55:15,526 --> 00:55:17,591
I brought my dress-up trunk.

1100
00:55:18,373 --> 00:55:20,479
Girls Just Want To Have Fun

1101
00:55:26,465 --> 00:55:29,395
♪ I come home in the morning light

1102
00:55:29,427 --> 00:55:33,576
♪ My mother says when you gonna
live your life right?

1103
00:55:34,411 --> 00:55:37,435
♪ Mother dear...
- I told you we should have done Dynasty.

1104
00:55:37,466 --> 00:55:39,582
Why do they all look so good?

1105
00:55:39,614 --> 00:55:42,440
- Welcome to the '80s!
- Thank you.

1106
00:55:42,471 --> 00:55:44,431
Hey! Theta Gammas!

1107
00:55:44,462 --> 00:55:47,590
Hi, there! Well,
I'm not officially a member.

1108
00:55:47,622 --> 00:55:49,624
I'm a little too young to join a sorority.

1109
00:55:51,615 --> 00:55:53,544
No!

1110
00:55:54,420 --> 00:55:55,619
Don't drink that.

1111
00:55:55,651 --> 00:55:58,644
This is a 2017 Italian Chardonnay.

1112
00:55:59,425 --> 00:56:01,512
- Jack...
- Yeah, it's truly one of a kind.

1113
00:56:01,543 --> 00:56:03,482
Very oaky, very buttery.

1114
00:56:03,514 --> 00:56:05,599
Because it was a hot and dry fall
this year in Italy.

1115
00:56:05,630 --> 00:56:08,612
So, the grapes are very, very succulent.

1116
00:56:08,644 --> 00:56:12,544
Well, far be from me
to turn down a succulent grape.

1117
00:56:12,575 --> 00:56:15,484
You're being really weird
with the grape descriptions.

1118
00:56:15,515 --> 00:56:17,611
It's lovely. It really is.

1119
00:56:17,642 --> 00:56:19,446
Hey, Grandma.

1120
00:56:20,447 --> 00:56:23,534
Hey, Jack, could you help me
track down a drink?

1121
00:56:24,618 --> 00:56:27,454
OK, Jennifer, there's a keg out back.

1122
00:56:27,486 --> 00:56:29,477
There's also boxed wine.

1123
00:56:29,633 --> 00:56:32,605
You know what? I think we're gonna go
take a little spin around,

1124
00:56:32,636 --> 00:56:34,576
try to figure out who shot JR.

1125
00:56:35,609 --> 00:56:36,683
Someone was shot?

1126
00:56:37,464 --> 00:56:40,458
No. No! God, no, it's from Dallas.

1127
00:56:40,489 --> 00:56:41,636
It's a television programme.

1128
00:56:41,667 --> 00:56:44,462
OK, I'll explain it.

1129
00:56:45,598 --> 00:56:49,498
Hey, if there's anything else
I can get for you...

1130
00:56:49,529 --> 00:56:51,511
Seriously, anything. More wine...

1131
00:56:51,542 --> 00:56:54,576
Anything, honestly,
just, just... just let me know.

1132
00:56:54,607 --> 00:56:55,660
OK, thanks, Jack.

1133
00:56:57,527 --> 00:56:59,633
I love what's left of your top.

1134
00:57:00,561 --> 00:57:01,677
Ha!

1135
00:57:03,668 --> 00:57:05,535
So, what's your deal, man?

1136
00:57:05,566 --> 00:57:07,558
I don't know.

1137
00:57:07,683 --> 00:57:10,603
She makes me so nervous. Can you tell?

1138
00:57:11,551 --> 00:57:12,658
Yeah.

1139
00:57:16,526 --> 00:57:18,737
Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car

1140
00:57:20,666 --> 00:57:21,740
♪ Get into my...

1141
00:57:25,619 --> 00:57:26,724
I know this one.

1142
00:57:27,506 --> 00:57:28,674
- No, Mom.
- I know this one.

1143
00:57:28,705 --> 00:57:30,696
Get it!

1144
00:57:30,728 --> 00:57:33,606
Apache

1145
00:57:40,759 --> 00:57:42,688
- Your mom can dance?
- I guess so.

1146
00:57:43,595 --> 00:57:47,526
♪ Tonto, jump on it,
jump on it, jump on it

1147
00:57:51,604 --> 00:57:55,587
♪ Kemosabe, jump on it,
jump on it, jump on it

1148
00:57:55,618 --> 00:57:56,734
Whoo!

1149
00:58:00,582 --> 00:58:03,741
♪ Custer, jump on it,
jump on it, jump on it

1150
00:58:08,673 --> 00:58:11,624
♪ Apache, jump on it, jump on it

1151
00:58:14,679 --> 00:58:15,795
♪ A-hunga-hunga-hunga-hunga

1152
00:58:16,577 --> 00:58:17,651
It's a car!

1153
00:58:17,682 --> 00:58:20,602
Yeah, I can see that. Yes, Mom!

1154
00:58:20,633 --> 00:58:21,718
What a woman!

1155
00:58:21,749 --> 00:58:24,680
- You're doing so well!
- I'm so hot.

1156
00:58:24,711 --> 00:58:26,619
You know so many moves!

1157
00:58:26,786 --> 00:58:28,777
Get back in there. Go get her!

1158
00:58:29,643 --> 00:58:30,779
♪ Jump on it

1159
00:58:32,625 --> 00:58:33,761
Boo!

1160
00:58:33,793 --> 00:58:35,586
I got hair hit.

1161
00:58:35,659 --> 00:58:37,630
♪ Jump on it, jump on it

1162
00:58:44,804 --> 00:58:46,681
I'm good!

1163
00:58:51,717 --> 00:58:52,822
I'm so happy you're here.

1164
00:58:53,604 --> 00:58:54,741
I am too, honey!

1165
00:58:56,785 --> 00:58:58,599
OK.

1166
00:59:02,666 --> 00:59:05,669
Hi! You need some friends
and some vitamin D.

1167
00:59:05,701 --> 00:59:07,807
OK, pal. Sunscreen's on my desk.

1168
00:59:09,663 --> 00:59:11,790
Thank you, best friend.

1169
00:59:12,801 --> 00:59:13,844
Come on, girls!

1170
00:59:14,731 --> 00:59:16,639
This is our moment!

1171
00:59:19,829 --> 00:59:21,675
- Hi, Deanna!
- Hi, guys!

1172
00:59:21,706 --> 00:59:23,771
Rebecca, I'll see you in lab.

1173
00:59:23,802 --> 00:59:25,689
- There she is.
- Hey!

1174
00:59:25,856 --> 00:59:27,796
Whoo!

1175
00:59:27,827 --> 00:59:29,693
No legs!

1176
00:59:39,788 --> 00:59:41,644
Yes!

1177
00:59:44,709 --> 00:59:45,835
Hey, Dee!

1178
00:59:46,857 --> 00:59:48,734
Have a good day.

1179
00:59:49,652 --> 00:59:51,675
Bye, Jack.

1180
00:59:59,787 --> 01:00:01,664
Ssh. Be careful.

1181
01:00:01,695 --> 01:00:02,811
I can't see out of my holes!

1182
01:00:02,842 --> 01:00:04,802
Guys, why did I have to do this?

1183
01:00:04,834 --> 01:00:06,846
Just hold her up,
so we can get her head in there.

1184
01:00:09,693 --> 01:00:11,883
- My God!
- Aw, kidnapping?

1185
01:00:11,915 --> 01:00:13,844
- No! Leonor!
- Come on.

1186
01:00:13,875 --> 01:00:14,918
No!

1187
01:00:17,806 --> 01:00:18,859
Hello?

1188
01:00:19,777 --> 01:00:21,800
Is there....

1189
01:00:23,708 --> 01:00:26,700
Deanna Miles,
welcome to your trial by fire.

1190
01:00:26,857 --> 01:00:30,694
What is that device
that's making your voice so strange?

1191
01:00:30,725 --> 01:00:31,830
It's a voice modulator!

1192
01:00:31,862 --> 01:00:33,759
Everybody, take off your masks.

1193
01:00:35,918 --> 01:00:38,764
My face got so hot under there.

1194
01:00:38,796 --> 01:00:41,747
God, Debbie,
what's wrong with your face?

1195
01:00:41,778 --> 01:00:42,936
I'm allergic to latex.

1196
01:00:43,717 --> 01:00:44,938
Then why would you put the mask on?

1197
01:00:45,719 --> 01:00:47,889
I just wanted to be a team player.

1198
01:00:48,775 --> 01:00:53,718
Deanna Miles, are you ready to become
an honorary member of Theta Mu Gamma?

1199
01:00:54,948 --> 01:00:57,868
Really? Is that what this is about?

1200
01:00:57,899 --> 01:00:59,849
Wow, ladies! I mean, as long as it's...

1201
01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:01,809
Is that OK with Maddie?

1202
01:01:01,841 --> 01:01:03,801
It was my idea, Mom.

1203
01:01:05,772 --> 01:01:07,857
Maddie Miles, please untie your mother.

1204
01:01:08,733 --> 01:01:10,797
Am I supposed to act scared
or anything or can I...

1205
01:01:10,829 --> 01:01:11,861
- No.
- OK.

1206
01:01:11,892 --> 01:01:12,935
- Just be yourself.
- OK.

1207
01:01:12,966 --> 01:01:14,801
Thank you, honey.

1208
01:01:15,907 --> 01:01:18,868
Linda, please bring forth the candle.

1209
01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:20,745
Where's Linda?

1210
01:01:21,872 --> 01:01:24,812
- Welcome.
- Thank you, Linda.

1211
01:01:24,844 --> 01:01:28,921
Now you will be presented
with the sacred paddle.

1212
01:01:28,952 --> 01:01:31,809
Welcome, Dee Rock.

1213
01:01:32,810 --> 01:01:33,967
Carol, my...your brushwork

1214
01:01:33,999 --> 01:01:36,804
is absolutely lovely.

1215
01:01:36,835 --> 01:01:38,910
They're actually just stickers, but...

1216
01:01:38,941 --> 01:01:42,903
Maddie, please spank your mother
with the ceremonial paddle.

1217
01:01:43,779 --> 01:01:45,990
No, I'm not... I'm not paddling my mother.

1218
01:01:46,772 --> 01:01:47,856
Come on, Maddie.

1219
01:01:47,888 --> 01:01:48,920
Maddie, team player!

1220
01:01:48,951 --> 01:01:52,934
You know what? I have to ask.
Has everybody else been paddled?

1221
01:01:52,965 --> 01:01:55,791
Because I don't wanna be
the stick in the mud.

1222
01:01:55,823 --> 01:01:58,889
Should I crouch? I'm assuming
I should take a crouched position.

1223
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:00,005
I crouched.

1224
01:02:00,787 --> 01:02:02,966
I want the full Greek experience
because I've always wondered...

1225
01:02:07,836 --> 01:02:08,951
God, that hit bone!

1226
01:02:08,982 --> 01:02:10,025
- Mom.
- Maddie!

1227
01:02:10,807 --> 01:02:12,027
I'm sorry.

1228
01:02:12,809 --> 01:02:13,883
Mom.

1229
01:02:13,915 --> 01:02:15,041
Is someone still hitting me?

1230
01:02:15,823 --> 01:02:18,805
- I'm not touching you!
- I feel it!

1231
01:02:18,836 --> 01:02:21,923
They're like phantom pains
except they're real!

1232
01:02:23,028 --> 01:02:24,905
Get off of me!

1233
01:02:25,947 --> 01:02:27,814
God.

1234
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:29,951
I thought I was gonna vomit.

1235
01:02:30,953 --> 01:02:31,975
No.

1236
01:02:32,006 --> 01:02:33,915
I'm sorry...

1237
01:02:33,946 --> 01:02:36,855
if I may have raised my voice.

1238
01:02:36,886 --> 01:02:39,024
- Are you OK, Dee Rock?
- It's like when you stub a toe.

1239
01:02:39,055 --> 01:02:41,902
You just... You skyrocket

1240
01:02:41,933 --> 01:02:46,020
and then 30 seconds later,
you didn't lose the toe,

1241
01:02:46,052 --> 01:02:48,846
which you swore 30 seconds earlier...

1242
01:02:48,878 --> 01:02:49,983
"I'm gonna lose the toe."

1243
01:02:50,014 --> 01:02:53,069
Right? We've all been at that bedpost.

1244
01:02:53,851 --> 01:02:55,895
- Are you ready to continue?
- I'd love to.

1245
01:02:55,926 --> 01:02:56,948
All right.

1246
01:02:56,979 --> 01:03:01,015
By the power vested in me by
this great state and educational facility,

1247
01:03:01,046 --> 01:03:04,967
I declare you a member of Theta Mu Gamma.

1248
01:03:09,076 --> 01:03:10,921
My gosh!

1249
01:03:10,953 --> 01:03:15,092
I just wanna say, I mean, pound sign,
hashtag gratitude.

1250
01:03:15,874 --> 01:03:16,907
Right here.

1251
01:03:16,938 --> 01:03:19,002
And there's cake upstairs!

1252
01:03:21,015 --> 01:03:22,068
Cake!

1253
01:03:24,112 --> 01:03:25,978
She's allergic. She...

1254
01:03:26,009 --> 01:03:27,104
Honey, you're allergic.

1255
01:03:27,886 --> 01:03:28,992
Not tonight!

1256
01:03:34,038 --> 01:03:35,112
All right.

1257
01:03:35,894 --> 01:03:37,886
Exciting day. Hello to you, class.

1258
01:03:37,917 --> 01:03:41,098
I am very much looking forward
to discovering the treasure

1259
01:03:41,130 --> 01:03:43,017
of your mid-term presentations.

1260
01:03:44,133 --> 01:03:46,906
- You're not gonna laugh at that?
- It's funny.

1261
01:03:46,938 --> 01:03:49,075
I'm just... I'm too nervous
about this presentation.

1262
01:03:49,106 --> 01:03:50,973
- I can't.
- OK, tell you what.

1263
01:03:51,004 --> 01:03:53,997
Why don't we start off with...
No offence to the rest of you!

1264
01:03:54,028 --> 01:03:55,947
..my favourite student?

1265
01:03:55,978 --> 01:03:57,041
God. I gotta get some air.

1266
01:03:57,073 --> 01:04:00,086
Don't worry about it.
It's me. I'm clearly his favourite.

1267
01:04:00,117 --> 01:04:01,150
Excuse me. Sorry.

1268
01:04:01,932 --> 01:04:04,997
Deanna Miles,
would you get us started, please?

1269
01:04:06,968 --> 01:04:08,084
God!

1270
01:04:09,929 --> 01:04:11,045
I'm um...

1271
01:04:13,985 --> 01:04:15,133
- You wanna...
- No.

1272
01:04:17,125 --> 01:04:20,159
- I know you're gonna knock our socks off.
- Thank you.

1273
01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:23,100
Deanna Miles is gonna start us off,
everybody. Lights.

1274
01:04:25,988 --> 01:04:27,948
I didn't expect that.

1275
01:04:29,043 --> 01:04:30,148
Hello.

1276
01:04:32,057 --> 01:04:33,141
God.

1277
01:04:33,172 --> 01:04:35,018
Sorry.

1278
01:04:42,171 --> 01:04:44,986
I didn't... Is it a crank?

1279
01:04:45,017 --> 01:04:46,091
It's a crank.

1280
01:04:46,123 --> 01:04:48,125
I'm sorry, I just need to...

1281
01:04:50,012 --> 01:04:51,128
We are gonna...

1282
01:04:52,182 --> 01:04:55,038
I'm here to... God!

1283
01:04:55,070 --> 01:04:56,113
I'm sorry.

1284
01:04:57,103 --> 01:04:58,156
I'm so sorry.

1285
01:04:58,188 --> 01:05:03,193
Is it part of the core curriculum
that I must use the podium?

1286
01:05:03,975 --> 01:05:05,111
Of course not. No, not at all.

1287
01:05:05,143 --> 01:05:10,127
OK. I'm going to opt
to not use that.

1288
01:05:14,058 --> 01:05:15,997
She's totally pitting out.

1289
01:05:16,029 --> 01:05:17,186
She's gonna be fine.

1290
01:05:21,138 --> 01:05:22,212
I'm here...

1291
01:05:22,994 --> 01:05:24,130
Too loud, too loud.

1292
01:05:24,162 --> 01:05:26,153
I'm here to discuss...

1293
01:05:26,184 --> 01:05:31,012
not an exciting find
but rather an exciting truth.

1294
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:35,101
The tomb of Attila the Hun,

1295
01:05:35,226 --> 01:05:40,137
thought to be in Budapest, Hungary,
in 2014,

1296
01:05:40,168 --> 01:05:42,066
but was in fact a hoax.

1297
01:05:42,097 --> 01:05:43,255
But how do we know?

1298
01:05:45,236 --> 01:05:47,092
How do we know?

1299
01:05:47,123 --> 01:05:49,031
Ms Miles, are you OK?

1300
01:05:49,063 --> 01:05:51,158
Yes. I'm fine. Just...

1301
01:05:51,190 --> 01:05:55,256
You know what? If I could just maybe
get into a couple of those tissues...

1302
01:05:56,038 --> 01:05:57,227
Of course.

1303
01:06:01,127 --> 01:06:02,180
- I'm sorry.
- No.

1304
01:06:02,211 --> 01:06:08,145
You may wanna check with your HVAC guy
because something's going on in here.

1305
01:06:11,065 --> 01:06:12,139
- Thank you.
- You've got...

1306
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:17,237
Thank you. That's better.

1307
01:06:19,062 --> 01:06:20,115
Tissue.

1308
01:06:21,169 --> 01:06:23,077
My God.

1309
01:06:26,059 --> 01:06:27,185
My God.

1310
01:06:32,190 --> 01:06:34,098
Historically...

1311
01:06:34,129 --> 01:06:36,299
Historically, the Huns have...

1312
01:06:39,176 --> 01:06:44,255
Could I just have a small...
small sip of water from someone?

1313
01:06:45,246 --> 01:06:47,112
Can I... Do you mind if I just...

1314
01:06:47,143 --> 01:06:49,229
Thank you so much. Thank you.

1315
01:06:51,293 --> 01:06:53,212
Don't be a dick now.

1316
01:07:01,262 --> 01:07:04,265
That is surprisingly challenging my body.

1317
01:07:04,296 --> 01:07:06,340
- Wayne!
- Deanna.

1318
01:07:08,237 --> 01:07:10,156
Girl.

1319
01:07:12,116 --> 01:07:14,212
I think it's OK now.

1320
01:07:16,236 --> 01:07:18,143
So sorry for that.

1321
01:07:19,301 --> 01:07:23,337
Rümschtein discovered a tomb,

1322
01:07:24,119 --> 01:07:28,238
- allegedly that had many human...
- skeletons,

1323
01:07:28,269 --> 01:07:32,252
and many various
different kinds of horse skeletons,

1324
01:07:33,253 --> 01:07:35,182
ie, carcasses,

1325
01:07:36,277 --> 01:07:39,321
to enable them to come into
the next dimension.

1326
01:07:40,322 --> 01:07:42,283
Are there any questions...?

1327
01:07:44,326 --> 01:07:46,349
- Deanna?
- No. OK...

1328
01:07:47,309 --> 01:07:49,144
Ms Miles! Ms Miles!

1329
01:07:49,175 --> 01:07:50,218
Dee Rock!

1330
01:07:51,282 --> 01:07:53,200
How did I do?

1331
01:07:53,232 --> 01:07:55,338
Girl, you sweat through your pants.

1332
01:07:55,370 --> 01:07:58,394
No. I love these pants.

1333
01:08:04,306 --> 01:08:07,319
It was the first time I've taken a look
at his entire portfolio.

1334
01:08:07,350 --> 01:08:14,170
And I looked at him and I said,
"Tom, your 401 is 401 not OK."

1335
01:08:15,265 --> 01:08:16,307
Interesting.

1336
01:08:16,339 --> 01:08:18,247
Sounds like a really exciting business.

1337
01:08:18,278 --> 01:08:20,197
I'm glad to see you.

1338
01:08:20,228 --> 01:08:22,209
- Yeah, me, too.
- I'm glad you called me.

1339
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:24,253
You're being quiet tonight. What is it?

1340
01:08:24,284 --> 01:08:27,340
No, I'm enjoying the wine,
and the neat banter.

1341
01:08:27,371 --> 01:08:30,333
My God.
We're too old and boring for you now.

1342
01:08:30,364 --> 01:08:33,252
- Don't say that. That's not true.
- I knew it. Don't dump me.

1343
01:08:33,284 --> 01:08:34,431
- I'm not gonna dump you.
- I mean it.

1344
01:08:35,213 --> 01:08:38,226
I will leave Frank. In a heartbeat.

1345
01:08:38,257 --> 01:08:41,260
I don't give two rats' asses
about Amy and Bill.

1346
01:08:41,427 --> 01:08:44,243
- Excuse me?
- Your jokes make me wanna kill myself.

1347
01:08:44,274 --> 01:08:45,358
They're not very good.

1348
01:08:45,389 --> 01:08:46,443
No, they're the worst.

1349
01:08:47,225 --> 01:08:48,361
That's... That's fair.

1350
01:08:49,216 --> 01:08:52,240
- My God.
- My God.

1351
01:08:52,271 --> 01:08:54,273
- Those pricks are here.
- Who?

1352
01:08:54,305 --> 01:08:56,255
- They can't see me.
- Where are you going?

1353
01:08:56,286 --> 01:08:59,247
- What are you doing?
- Maybe they're going the other...

1354
01:08:59,436 --> 01:09:02,334
I can't believe...
I did not know they were gonna be here.

1355
01:09:03,282 --> 01:09:05,390
- Well...
- Here it is. Found my contact.

1356
01:09:05,421 --> 01:09:07,402
- Hey, gang. What's the good word?
- Hi!

1357
01:09:10,238 --> 01:09:12,282
What a surprise!
I didn't know you were here.

1358
01:09:12,313 --> 01:09:13,460
- You guys know Marcie, right?
- Yeah.

1359
01:09:14,242 --> 01:09:16,244
- I don't think I introduced you.
- Hi. Hello.

1360
01:09:16,276 --> 01:09:17,443
Pleasure. It's great.

1361
01:09:17,475 --> 01:09:22,240
What is... What is on your lobe, Dan?

1362
01:09:22,407 --> 01:09:24,471
It's an earring.
It works for Harrison Ford.

1363
01:09:25,253 --> 01:09:26,275
Sure does.

1364
01:09:26,306 --> 01:09:28,475
Harrison Ford blew up the Death Star
and freed a galaxy.

1365
01:09:29,257 --> 01:09:30,300
What have you done, Dan?

1366
01:09:30,331 --> 01:09:33,449
Six-minute abs. He completed
the 30-day challenge of six-minute abs.

1367
01:09:33,480 --> 01:09:35,399
My goal is to have a washboard.

1368
01:09:35,430 --> 01:09:38,486
Now, Deanna, what are you up to?
You still pretending to go to college?

1369
01:09:39,267 --> 01:09:41,406
Because you know,
Dan can't foot that bill forever.

1370
01:09:41,437 --> 01:09:45,274
What was the word we learned in Italy
for "pathetic"?

1371
01:09:45,306 --> 01:09:48,267
- I don't remember any more.
- I do. It was Deanna.

1372
01:09:48,298 --> 01:09:50,488
Pathetico in Italian. Pathetic, pathetico.

1373
01:09:51,270 --> 01:09:57,297
Bill, you look like Orson Welles
had a stroke and stayed that way.

1374
01:09:57,328 --> 01:09:59,330
Not the first time I've heard it.

1375
01:09:59,361 --> 01:10:02,458
God, I hate him so much.
I hate him so much.

1376
01:10:02,489 --> 01:10:04,387
He's hateable.

1377
01:10:04,418 --> 01:10:07,317
Deanna, I wanted to speak to you
privately for a second.

1378
01:10:07,348 --> 01:10:12,291
No. I don't have any time for you and I
will never have any time for you again.

1379
01:10:12,322 --> 01:10:16,379
Fine. I was going to say,
Marcie and I have some big news.

1380
01:10:16,504 --> 01:10:18,381
We're getting married next week.

1381
01:10:18,413 --> 01:10:20,404
Small ceremony but super classy.

1382
01:10:20,435 --> 01:10:21,468
Mazel tov!

1383
01:10:21,499 --> 01:10:23,490
Shut up, Bill!

1384
01:10:23,522 --> 01:10:25,440
What the hell is wrong with you?

1385
01:10:25,472 --> 01:10:29,371
They said they were getting married.
We should... Mazel tov!

1386
01:10:29,403 --> 01:10:31,457
Read the room, Bill.

1387
01:10:31,488 --> 01:10:33,375
Thank you. That was very kind.

1388
01:10:33,407 --> 01:10:34,554
I'm not Jewish, but thank you.

1389
01:10:35,336 --> 01:10:36,441
This is a bona fide shit show.

1390
01:10:36,472 --> 01:10:38,391
Jeez.

1391
01:10:38,422 --> 01:10:40,403
I was hoping for a "congratulations".

1392
01:10:40,435 --> 01:10:42,364
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

1393
01:10:42,395 --> 01:10:45,325
- Can I get you any starters, appetisers?
- Jack!

1394
01:10:46,368 --> 01:10:47,421
- What...?
- Deanna.

1395
01:10:47,452 --> 01:10:51,436
Wow, you look...stunning.

1396
01:10:51,467 --> 01:10:53,438
I don't know.

1397
01:10:53,469 --> 01:10:56,514
- Um...this is my mom.
- What?

1398
01:10:56,545 --> 01:10:58,558
Mom, this is who I was telling you about.
The girl.

1399
01:10:59,340 --> 01:11:00,362
- No.
- What?

1400
01:11:00,393 --> 01:11:02,499
- No!
- What am I hearing?

1401
01:11:02,530 --> 01:11:03,563
What's happening?

1402
01:11:04,345 --> 01:11:08,453
Jack, you told me you were seeing
a college girl named Dee Dee.

1403
01:11:08,484 --> 01:11:12,415
Yeah, she came to the frat house
and we met at a party.

1404
01:11:13,375 --> 01:11:15,491
That's not what you meant.

1405
01:11:15,523 --> 01:11:16,576
Gosh!

1406
01:11:17,358 --> 01:11:19,495
She had sex with your son!

1407
01:11:19,527 --> 01:11:22,363
She had sex with your son
and she called me right after.

1408
01:11:22,394 --> 01:11:23,594
Because we are friends!

1409
01:11:24,375 --> 01:11:26,441
My goodness!

1410
01:11:26,472 --> 01:11:30,601
Everybody, she slept with her son
in a library!

1411
01:11:33,417 --> 01:11:35,533
This is the greatest thing
I've ever been a part of.

1412
01:11:35,564 --> 01:11:36,576
- I get it.
- Cheers.

1413
01:11:36,607 --> 01:11:39,496
It's just a cruel joke.
It's cruel, and you're right.

1414
01:11:39,527 --> 01:11:42,540
You know what? I might deserve it.
I've been rough on you, but come on,

1415
01:11:42,571 --> 01:11:46,534
seriously, did you have intercourse
with my son?

1416
01:11:47,524 --> 01:11:49,422
Did you?

1417
01:11:51,601 --> 01:11:57,399
In terms of your question of like,
did anything happen between us?

1418
01:11:57,430 --> 01:11:59,432
Have we slept together?

1419
01:11:59,463 --> 01:12:01,623
Yeah. Yeah, we have.

1420
01:12:02,404 --> 01:12:04,532
And I rocked...his world.

1421
01:12:04,563 --> 01:12:06,482
- My God!
- Come on.

1422
01:12:06,513 --> 01:12:09,422
Well, best night of my life.

1423
01:12:09,558 --> 01:12:11,435
I'll drink to that.

1424
01:12:12,592 --> 01:12:14,500
All right. Bye, Jack.

1425
01:12:15,512 --> 01:12:20,444
Whoa! That's my girl! That's my lady!

1426
01:12:21,518 --> 01:12:22,665
Nice to finally meet you, Jack.

1427
01:12:23,447 --> 01:12:25,428
I love you!

1428
01:12:25,459 --> 01:12:28,618
I love you! You're my hero! Whoa!

1429
01:12:28,650 --> 01:12:31,517
I need... I'm gonna check on Dee Dee.

1430
01:12:36,376 --> 01:12:37,535
- Dee Rock!
- Dee!

1431
01:12:38,316 --> 01:12:39,495
Dee, where are you? There she is!

1432
01:12:39,526 --> 01:12:41,518
- Hi! How are you?
- I heard you had sex in here!

1433
01:12:41,549 --> 01:12:44,385
- So good to see you.
- My God, you guys. Ssh.

1434
01:12:44,417 --> 01:12:47,399
- What are you doing here?
- We're here to get you out of here.

1435
01:12:47,430 --> 01:12:48,525
No. Why?

1436
01:12:48,556 --> 01:12:51,392
Your ding-dong ex-husband's
getting married tonight.

1437
01:12:51,424 --> 01:12:53,530
You were here for our girl
when she was freaking out.

1438
01:12:53,561 --> 01:12:55,438
You've been there for all of us.

1439
01:12:55,469 --> 01:12:57,367
Let us be there for you.

1440
01:12:57,398 --> 01:13:00,454
My friend Lance who I was in a coma
with is having a gathering this evening.

1441
01:13:00,485 --> 01:13:02,518
His place is kind of a dump,
but it'll be fun!

1442
01:13:02,549 --> 01:13:05,406
No. You know what?
I'm pretty much partied out.

1443
01:13:05,438 --> 01:13:07,388
I just wanna stay in for the night

1444
01:13:07,419 --> 01:13:08,482
- and hit the books.
- Please!

1445
01:13:08,514 --> 01:13:10,589
I'm sorry, Dee. I'm sorry.
I'm not taking this.

1446
01:13:11,371 --> 01:13:12,571
You should not be alone tonight, so...

1447
01:13:13,352 --> 01:13:15,354
- No!
- I'm afraid you don't have an option.

1448
01:13:15,385 --> 01:13:17,586
Yeah, this is not like those
other parties. It's jazz night!

1449
01:13:18,483 --> 01:13:20,391
OK. You know what?

1450
01:13:20,422 --> 01:13:22,383
You're right. If I stay here any longer,

1451
01:13:22,414 --> 01:13:24,468
I'm just gonna keep thinking
about that wedding.

1452
01:13:24,499 --> 01:13:27,429
Yeah, she's probably getting her dress on.

1453
01:13:27,461 --> 01:13:29,421
Hair and make-up, going over her vows.

1454
01:13:29,452 --> 01:13:31,517
OK, you know what? Let's just go.

1455
01:13:31,548 --> 01:13:33,540
Yeah!

1456
01:13:33,571 --> 01:13:35,448
No! No!

1457
01:13:37,377 --> 01:13:41,610
You know, Lance, I have to say, you know,
you have a lovely, lovely home here.

1458
01:13:42,392 --> 01:13:43,529
Are you sure tonight is a party?

1459
01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:45,614
Sorry. Lance, what's going on?
Where is everybody?

1460
01:13:46,396 --> 01:13:47,564
- You promised me a jazz party.
- I know.

1461
01:13:47,595 --> 01:13:50,610
You got people doing role-playing games.
And Tuesday night is jazz.

1462
01:13:51,391 --> 01:13:53,519
- Thursday night is role-playing.
- I know. It's my bad.

1463
01:13:53,550 --> 01:13:56,449
I tried to combine them
and I'm regretting that choice now

1464
01:13:56,480 --> 01:13:58,472
because I feel like
I'm losing the jazz crowd

1465
01:13:58,503 --> 01:14:00,463
and I've also lost the role-playing crowd.

1466
01:14:00,495 --> 01:14:02,445
Taking a ding on both sides.

1467
01:14:02,476 --> 01:14:03,633
Yeah, it's like a double loss, really.

1468
01:14:04,415 --> 01:14:06,490
You know what?
I'm having a wonderful time

1469
01:14:06,522 --> 01:14:11,631
and I have to say, I cannot
stay out of this unbelievable choc...

1470
01:14:12,413 --> 01:14:14,519
You are quite a gifted chocolatier.
I mean...

1471
01:14:14,550 --> 01:14:17,491
- They're really good.
- I don't usually like chocolate.

1472
01:14:17,522 --> 01:14:20,525
I just started eating because
I was nervous but it's really good.

1473
01:14:20,556 --> 01:14:22,506
It is a weed bark. So, maybe...

1474
01:14:22,538 --> 01:14:24,603
I would probably hold off
from having any more.

1475
01:14:25,625 --> 01:14:27,428
- Just cos...
- What is it?

1476
01:14:27,459 --> 01:14:31,485
I have a medicinal marijuana card
for early-onset glaucoma.

1477
01:14:32,434 --> 01:14:33,591
- No.
- Yeah.

1478
01:14:33,622 --> 01:14:35,656
- No, it's not.
- No, it most certainly is.

1479
01:14:36,438 --> 01:14:39,566
Lance, damn it! Why'd you put out
chocolate weed bark? You gotta label that.

1480
01:14:39,597 --> 01:14:41,464
I am so sorry. It is...

1481
01:14:41,495 --> 01:14:44,540
I've had 14. I've eaten a lot of bark.

1482
01:14:44,571 --> 01:14:46,542
- I've eaten a lot of bark too.
- So much bark.

1483
01:14:46,573 --> 01:14:48,450
So much bark.

1484
01:14:48,481 --> 01:14:50,608
I just wanted to hear some Miles Davis,
you know.

1485
01:14:50,639 --> 01:14:52,485
I'm sorry.

1486
01:14:52,683 --> 01:14:56,625
Is that it? Because I'm starting
to feel a little fungly.

1487
01:14:56,656 --> 01:14:58,595
Yeah, it's pretty powerful stuff.

1488
01:14:58,627 --> 01:15:01,641
Fungly. Fun-Fungle. Fungl-y.

1489
01:15:01,672 --> 01:15:04,476
You have such pretty eyes.

1490
01:15:06,521 --> 01:15:08,533
Thank you.

1491
01:15:10,535 --> 01:15:12,527
My tongue is so big.

1492
01:15:17,501 --> 01:15:20,566
♪ The final countdown!

1493
01:15:20,598 --> 01:15:22,683
That was recognisable.

1494
01:15:22,714 --> 01:15:24,727
Really good jam. I'm just gonna...

1495
01:15:25,509 --> 01:15:26,604
- Can I get in here?
- Please.

1496
01:15:26,635 --> 01:15:27,688
It's so comfy.

1497
01:15:27,719 --> 01:15:29,669
OK, wait. I...

1498
01:15:29,700 --> 01:15:31,629
was thinking about something...

1499
01:15:31,661 --> 01:15:34,601
and if I do marry Jack...

1500
01:15:34,632 --> 01:15:36,582
No! Just listen. Wait, wait.

1501
01:15:36,614 --> 01:15:39,638
That would make Marcie my stepmom...

1502
01:15:39,670 --> 01:15:43,549
and that would make Dan my new stepdad.

1503
01:15:43,580 --> 01:15:48,564
And then I would have to say things like,
"Nuh-Dan. You're not my real dad.

1504
01:15:48,595 --> 01:15:49,700
You can't tell me what to do.

1505
01:15:49,732 --> 01:15:51,702
Give me the car!"

1506
01:15:53,611 --> 01:15:55,706
Or, wait a minute... Or...

1507
01:15:55,738 --> 01:15:57,656
I could flip it.

1508
01:15:58,584 --> 01:15:59,763
And I could make peace with Dan.

1509
01:16:00,545 --> 01:16:03,714
What a great teaching lesson,
right, that would be for Maddie

1510
01:16:03,746 --> 01:16:07,635
to see forgiveness
and truly being the better person.

1511
01:16:07,666 --> 01:16:09,648
- That's better.
- You're so smart.

1512
01:16:09,679 --> 01:16:11,629
You gotta go to that wedding.

1513
01:16:12,683 --> 01:16:13,736
Are we doing it?

1514
01:16:13,767 --> 01:16:15,780
My God. We're doing it!

1515
01:16:18,730 --> 01:16:24,674
Dan, when I first saw you,
I thought the kerb appeal wasn't great,

1516
01:16:25,685 --> 01:16:27,687
the layout was a bit dated

1517
01:16:27,719 --> 01:16:30,690
and the kitchen a little small
for my liking.

1518
01:16:30,722 --> 01:16:32,682
Dee Rock, good for you.

1519
01:16:32,713 --> 01:16:34,590
You're being the better person.

1520
01:16:34,621 --> 01:16:35,737
Thank you. That's the whole plan.

1521
01:16:35,768 --> 01:16:37,760
I'm gonna see Dan,
I'm gonna shake his hand,

1522
01:16:37,791 --> 01:16:40,805
I'm gonna extend
an olive branch to him and...

1523
01:16:41,587 --> 01:16:45,601
What? He... He's taking her name!

1524
01:16:45,632 --> 01:16:46,675
Who does...

1525
01:16:46,706 --> 01:16:48,782
Men don't do that.

1526
01:16:48,814 --> 01:16:52,672
I tried to do that
and he told me it was silly.

1527
01:16:54,788 --> 01:16:57,614
That is a very alarming picture.

1528
01:16:57,645 --> 01:16:59,741
Hey! I mean, is...

1529
01:16:59,772 --> 01:17:01,608
Is that a shot at me?

1530
01:17:01,639 --> 01:17:02,713
- ...yeah.
- I think so.

1531
01:17:12,681 --> 01:17:14,777
You know what?
Dan just lost his olive branch.

1532
01:17:15,705 --> 01:17:17,770
Throw It Down

1533
01:17:19,845 --> 01:17:22,650
♪ Like the way I work it
Then I bend it over show 'em shots

1534
01:17:22,681 --> 01:17:24,620
♪ All these hoes around here
sitting on they ass shots

1535
01:17:24,652 --> 01:17:27,812
♪ He think he finna hit it like the way
he rocks his fitted when he's round

1536
01:17:27,843 --> 01:17:29,720
♪ Don't make me throw it down

1537
01:17:32,681 --> 01:17:33,807
♪ Don't make me throw it down

1538
01:17:36,685 --> 01:17:37,718
♪ Throw it down

1539
01:17:40,814 --> 01:17:41,826
♪ Down

1540
01:17:45,674 --> 01:17:46,810
♪ D-Down

1541
01:17:58,655 --> 01:17:59,677
♪ Down

1542
01:18:02,754 --> 01:18:04,777
♪ Down

1543
01:18:09,678 --> 01:18:10,793
One second.

1544
01:18:13,744 --> 01:18:15,798
Deanna, what the hell is wrong with you?

1545
01:18:15,830 --> 01:18:17,696
My God!

1546
01:18:17,832 --> 01:18:18,885
My God!

1547
01:18:19,834 --> 01:18:22,691
Hey, Dan.

1548
01:18:23,879 --> 01:18:26,757
Marcie... You're...

1549
01:18:26,789 --> 01:18:28,822
a big Beetlejuice fan?

1550
01:18:28,853 --> 01:18:30,699
Mom!

1551
01:18:30,824 --> 01:18:33,764
Hey, honey. That's...

1552
01:18:34,850 --> 01:18:38,843
I think we may have
just gotten slightly...

1553
01:18:38,874 --> 01:18:42,878
You know, I think... I think
if we all kind of work together...

1554
01:18:42,910 --> 01:18:45,788
we can have this shipshape and...

1555
01:18:45,819 --> 01:18:48,739
you won't even know,
or it will be better.

1556
01:18:48,770 --> 01:18:50,897
- Mom, why did you do this?
- Um...

1557
01:18:50,928 --> 01:18:54,849
You know, it's a great um...question.

1558
01:18:54,880 --> 01:18:57,716
I mean, I actually came here...

1559
01:18:57,748 --> 01:19:00,730
fully with the intention
of offering an olive branch.

1560
01:19:00,761 --> 01:19:04,744
Then I don't know if it was the crazy
wedding propaganda in the hallway

1561
01:19:04,775 --> 01:19:07,957
or, you know, was it
the bark high that I'm on?

1562
01:19:08,738 --> 01:19:12,951
Shut up. You are, as of this moment,
completely financially cut off.

1563
01:19:13,732 --> 01:19:16,788
- What?
- Not one more penny for you.

1564
01:19:16,903 --> 01:19:18,863
- Dad.
- Ssh.

1565
01:19:19,812 --> 01:19:20,928
Would it help if I just...

1566
01:19:20,959 --> 01:19:22,847
You know, you...

1567
01:19:22,878 --> 01:19:24,765
You did a good job.

1568
01:19:24,796 --> 01:19:25,922
- It looks good.
- It did.

1569
01:19:25,954 --> 01:19:27,966
- It did look good.
- It was pretty.

1570
01:19:28,748 --> 01:19:30,907
- I think you all should leave.
- OK.

1571
01:19:36,777 --> 01:19:37,976
The other way.

1572
01:19:43,952 --> 01:19:45,880
Get out!

1573
01:19:46,808 --> 01:19:47,914
Thank you.

1574
01:19:48,874 --> 01:19:50,823
The cake was really good.

1575
01:19:50,855 --> 01:19:52,867
You got a blender.

1576
01:20:03,795 --> 01:20:06,996
Hey! Look! I got your favourite.

1577
01:20:08,831 --> 01:20:10,833
You haven't been returning
any of my calls.

1578
01:20:10,864 --> 01:20:13,023
Yeah, I've been pretty busy
destroying hotel banquet rooms

1579
01:20:13,805 --> 01:20:15,973
- and crashing weddings.
- OK. I get you're upset.

1580
01:20:16,005 --> 01:20:18,018
No, Mom. I don't think you do.

1581
01:20:18,935 --> 01:20:22,012
Is this why you went back to college?
So you could act like some dumb frat guy?

1582
01:20:22,793 --> 01:20:24,879
Cos I actually thought
you wanted to learn something.

1583
01:20:24,911 --> 01:20:27,986
But you've just been getting stoned
and sleeping with guys half your age.

1584
01:20:28,018 --> 01:20:30,989
OK, Jack is not half my...age.

1585
01:20:31,021 --> 01:20:34,003
My God, I think
he's less than half my age.

1586
01:20:34,034 --> 01:20:37,048
OK, I hear you and you're right.

1587
01:20:37,830 --> 01:20:39,853
Which is why I'm leaving school.

1588
01:20:39,884 --> 01:20:41,813
What?

1589
01:20:41,886 --> 01:20:43,940
I'm gonna drop out of school, honey.

1590
01:20:44,868 --> 01:20:47,913
You know, it wasn't that easy for me
getting used to you being here.

1591
01:20:47,944 --> 01:20:50,050
And now I actually did
and you're just giving up?

1592
01:20:50,832 --> 01:20:52,886
You said the one thing
you regret most in your life

1593
01:20:52,918 --> 01:20:55,995
is not finishing school
and now you're gonna do it again?

1594
01:20:56,026 --> 01:20:57,945
You know what I regret?

1595
01:20:57,976 --> 01:21:00,968
I regret that when you look back
on your senior year of college,

1596
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:04,879
all you're gonna think about
is your mom's crazy mid-life crisis.

1597
01:21:04,910 --> 01:21:05,994
That's what I regret.

1598
01:21:06,025 --> 01:21:10,009
The worst part is I don't think I was
being a very good mom to you lately.

1599
01:21:10,040 --> 01:21:13,001
And I'm so... I'm so sorry about that.

1600
01:21:13,032 --> 01:21:14,086
No, it's OK.

1601
01:21:14,868 --> 01:21:16,088
It's not OK, actually.

1602
01:21:16,870 --> 01:21:19,862
Not one bit. Not with me,
shouldn't be with you.

1603
01:21:20,019 --> 01:21:22,041
And I'm... I'm gonna do better.

1604
01:21:22,073 --> 01:21:24,096
- I love you, Mom.
- I love you, too.

1605
01:21:25,024 --> 01:21:26,880
You're so great.

1606
01:21:26,911 --> 01:21:28,903
- What are we gonna do?
- Well...

1607
01:21:29,048 --> 01:21:30,925
You can start by drinking that.

1608
01:21:30,957 --> 01:21:34,065
Let's go round up the girls and...
tell them all about it.

1609
01:21:35,973 --> 01:21:38,100
I don't get it.
Why are you leaving school?

1610
01:21:38,882 --> 01:21:42,918
Well, I'm in a bit of a tricky position,
financially.

1611
01:21:42,949 --> 01:21:47,109
So, for right now
I can't cover my tuition and it's over.

1612
01:21:47,891 --> 01:21:48,986
It's never over!

1613
01:21:49,017 --> 01:21:51,009
Was it over when I fell into a coma?

1614
01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:53,011
Well, for eight years, it was.

1615
01:21:53,042 --> 01:21:54,961
That's an awesome point, Amanda.

1616
01:21:54,992 --> 01:21:56,963
But now I'm back and I'm kicking ass.

1617
01:21:56,994 --> 01:21:58,099
Just like Dee Rock here.

1618
01:21:58,131 --> 01:22:01,916
She's gonna kick ass and graduate
and get a job

1619
01:22:01,947 --> 01:22:03,991
and become the next Indiana Jones.

1620
01:22:04,950 --> 01:22:06,119
- Come here.
- Please don't go.

1621
01:22:07,943 --> 01:22:10,133
You guys, we can't let this happen
to my mom a second time.

1622
01:22:10,914 --> 01:22:12,959
She deserves to graduate.
We gotta help her.

1623
01:22:12,990 --> 01:22:16,921
OK, in order to finish,
Dee Rock needs in the neighbourhood of...

1624
01:22:16,953 --> 01:22:18,141
No, it's almost $12,000.

1625
01:22:18,923 --> 01:22:20,998
- My God!
- I don't have that kind of money.

1626
01:22:21,030 --> 01:22:25,002
You know what? This isn't your problem
to solve, ladies. You can let this go!

1627
01:22:25,034 --> 01:22:28,016
- Can I say something?
OTHERS: Yes, Debbie, just say it.

1628
01:22:28,047 --> 01:22:29,079
Say it.

1629
01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:32,124
OK, we throw a party to raise money
to keep Glenn in school.

1630
01:22:32,155 --> 01:22:35,023
Deb, we can't raise that much money
from a party.

1631
01:22:35,054 --> 01:22:37,014
We don't throw just any party.

1632
01:22:37,046 --> 01:22:40,038
We throw the best party
this school has ever seen.

1633
01:22:40,069 --> 01:22:42,166
If we charge $40 a head...

1634
01:22:43,010 --> 01:22:45,044
- 1,000 students...
- OK.

1635
01:22:45,075 --> 01:22:49,152
..that is $4,000.

1636
01:22:50,018 --> 01:22:53,094
- No, it's not.
- No. That's $40,000.

1637
01:22:53,125 --> 01:22:55,044
What? Done!

1638
01:22:55,075 --> 01:22:59,997
A bunch of kids are not gonna pay $40
to keep some divorcée in college.

1639
01:23:00,028 --> 01:23:01,196
No, but they might pay 20.

1640
01:23:01,978 --> 01:23:03,177
Which is $200,000.

1641
01:23:03,959 --> 01:23:06,034
No, $20,000.

1642
01:23:06,065 --> 01:23:07,129
- Helen, come on.
- No, honey.

1643
01:23:07,160 --> 01:23:10,111
But that's way more money than we need
to keep Mom in school.

1644
01:23:10,142 --> 01:23:11,977
What do you say, Mom?

1645
01:23:12,009 --> 01:23:13,155
- Come on, Glenn.
- Please.

1646
01:23:15,199 --> 01:23:18,056
I say you ladies are pretty remarkable.

1647
01:23:18,088 --> 01:23:19,204
I mean, to be this age

1648
01:23:19,985 --> 01:23:22,999
and to have your whole world
turned upside down

1649
01:23:23,031 --> 01:23:25,200
and to come out with friends like you
on the other side

1650
01:23:25,982 --> 01:23:28,130
is quite a thing, really.

1651
01:23:28,161 --> 01:23:30,163
And I'm proud to be your sister.

1652
01:23:30,194 --> 01:23:33,156
And I'm so proud to be your mom
and I'm proud of you.

1653
01:23:33,187 --> 01:23:35,116
I'm proud of you.

1654
01:23:36,107 --> 01:23:40,204
And I'm so worried about the math skills
in this room.

1655
01:23:41,101 --> 01:23:42,206
I don't mean to single you out

1656
01:23:42,238 --> 01:23:46,117
but, Helen, I'm staring
right down the barrel at you.

1657
01:23:47,211 --> 01:23:52,175
And I'm starting to think that maybe
this party plan just might work!

1658
01:23:53,092 --> 01:23:54,145
Come on, Mom.

1659
01:23:54,178 --> 01:23:56,022
No! I don't know!

1660
01:23:56,054 --> 01:23:57,212
All right, I'm down to clown!

1661
01:24:00,163 --> 01:24:03,166
This is going to be epic!

1662
01:24:08,181 --> 01:24:10,256
OK. No one wants to show up first
to a party.

1663
01:24:11,038 --> 01:24:13,207
I'm sure lots of people are gonna come.

1664
01:24:13,238 --> 01:24:16,189
Guess everyone's
at the Christina Aguilera concert.

1665
01:24:16,220 --> 01:24:19,057
- What? That's tonight?
- Yeah.

1666
01:24:19,088 --> 01:24:21,069
My God. We don't stand a chance.

1667
01:24:21,184 --> 01:24:23,092
All right, ladies,

1668
01:24:23,123 --> 01:24:25,073
we gotta do something drastic.

1669
01:24:25,250 --> 01:24:28,107
Because this is not working.

1670
01:24:28,265 --> 01:24:31,205
You know,
I don't wanna be a negative Nelly

1671
01:24:31,236 --> 01:24:33,259
but that is a tough pic, guys.

1672
01:24:33,291 --> 01:24:35,282
You look happy and scared.

1673
01:24:36,064 --> 01:24:37,295
I do, don't I?

1674
01:24:38,077 --> 01:24:39,192
- All right.
- I like it.

1675
01:24:39,224 --> 01:24:41,080
Screw this. Give me your phone.

1676
01:24:41,111 --> 01:24:42,279
Why? What do you want?

1677
01:24:43,061 --> 01:24:45,271
I'm gonna tweet out a juicier carrot.

1678
01:24:49,077 --> 01:24:50,297
- Maddie!
- You're crazy.

1679
01:24:51,079 --> 01:24:52,226
What is it? What did you do?

1680
01:24:52,257 --> 01:24:55,146
I just tweeted
to Helen's three million followers

1681
01:24:55,177 --> 01:24:59,087
that Christina Aguilera is gonna come
to the party after her concert tonight.

1682
01:24:59,119 --> 01:25:02,122
My God! My God! My God!

1683
01:25:02,153 --> 01:25:03,311
I love Christina Aguilera!

1684
01:25:04,092 --> 01:25:06,136
She's the only person
I ever had a poster of.

1685
01:25:06,272 --> 01:25:08,254
She's not actually coming, Debbie.

1686
01:25:08,285 --> 01:25:10,162
But nobody needs to know that.

1687
01:25:10,193 --> 01:25:12,247
How do you have three million followers?

1688
01:25:13,186 --> 01:25:15,209
Coma Girl. I'm a medical mystery.

1689
01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:18,243
Now, Maddie, I don't know.
There's a real...

1690
01:25:18,274 --> 01:25:21,256
fibbing element to that
that I don't like.

1691
01:25:23,310 --> 01:25:25,177
Do you think it'll work?

1692
01:25:26,147 --> 01:25:27,231
I believed it.

1693
01:25:33,341 --> 01:25:35,291
I think it's definitely working.

1694
01:25:35,322 --> 01:25:37,199
Hell yeah, it is.

1695
01:25:38,190 --> 01:25:40,161
Hey, here you go. Have fun!

1696
01:25:40,192 --> 01:25:43,132
Thanks for posting about Christina.
I couldn't get tickets.

1697
01:25:43,164 --> 01:25:44,364
- Coma Girl rules.
- Thank you!

1698
01:25:45,145 --> 01:25:46,157
All right.

1699
01:25:46,188 --> 01:25:48,326
- Thank you.
- It's amazing.

1700
01:25:48,357 --> 01:25:50,234
I'm tired of doing this.

1701
01:25:50,265 --> 01:25:51,329
No, Helen, we can't all...

1702
01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:53,237
Hey! When's Christina getting here?

1703
01:25:53,268 --> 01:25:54,321
- Guys...
- Yeah.

1704
01:25:54,353 --> 01:25:57,283
Christina's coming.
She's the voice of our generation.

1705
01:25:57,314 --> 01:25:59,212
- True.
- We can wait for her.

1706
01:25:59,243 --> 01:26:00,348
♪ ..confession

1707
01:26:00,380 --> 01:26:03,153
♪ I'm gonna teach you boys a lesson

1708
01:26:03,362 --> 01:26:05,249
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

1709
01:26:08,148 --> 01:26:09,295
- It's good!
- It's not bad!

1710
01:26:09,326 --> 01:26:11,338
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1711
01:26:11,370 --> 01:26:13,382
Do you wanna meet in the garage
in 20 minutes?

1712
01:26:14,164 --> 01:26:16,208
- Yes, I do.
- Yes, you would.

1713
01:26:16,324 --> 01:26:18,210
No, no, no!

1714
01:26:19,169 --> 01:26:20,380
God, make better choices.

1715
01:26:21,161 --> 01:26:23,299
Um...hey, come on back.

1716
01:26:23,331 --> 01:26:25,364
That popped right out of my mouth

1717
01:26:25,395 --> 01:26:28,409
when actually I meant to say
we're not gonna do that.

1718
01:26:29,264 --> 01:26:31,339
The... That's... You don't like the wine?

1719
01:26:33,184 --> 01:26:35,416
No, the wine is great and...

1720
01:26:36,385 --> 01:26:38,252
and you're great and...

1721
01:26:39,201 --> 01:26:42,225
I just think
when you meet the right person,

1722
01:26:42,256 --> 01:26:43,371
which is not me,

1723
01:26:44,258 --> 01:26:46,427
she's gonna be really, really lucky

1724
01:26:47,209 --> 01:26:50,201
but I think that we're...

1725
01:26:50,233 --> 01:26:53,225
Yeah, we should
just really be good friends.

1726
01:26:53,256 --> 01:26:55,332
I don't think I can get on board
with this, Dee.

1727
01:26:55,364 --> 01:26:57,428
Well, I think it's for the best.

1728
01:26:58,346 --> 01:26:59,399
- OK.
- OK?

1729
01:26:59,430 --> 01:27:01,359
Yeah, if you say so.

1730
01:27:01,390 --> 01:27:03,434
Hey, Mom, look who's here!

1731
01:27:04,216 --> 01:27:06,343
- Hi!
- Hi, what are you doing here?

1732
01:27:06,375 --> 01:27:09,388
Well, I started following Coma Girl
on Twitter

1733
01:27:09,419 --> 01:27:11,338
and I came to see...

1734
01:27:12,287 --> 01:27:13,434
Xtina!

1735
01:27:14,216 --> 01:27:15,363
Yeah!

1736
01:27:15,394 --> 01:27:18,376
Hi, Jack. I'm Christine.

1737
01:27:18,407 --> 01:27:20,264
We met at the restaurant.

1738
01:27:20,295 --> 01:27:24,226
- Yeah, hi. I remember you...both.
- My man.

1739
01:27:25,447 --> 01:27:27,470
God, I just... I wanna
go back to college so bad.

1740
01:27:28,251 --> 01:27:29,419
Just go back to Frank.
Go back to Frank.

1741
01:27:29,451 --> 01:27:32,277
Hey, hey! We're here.

1742
01:27:32,464 --> 01:27:35,353
My God! What are they doing here?

1743
01:27:35,384 --> 01:27:37,355
I don't wanna be at a party
with my mom and dad.

1744
01:27:37,386 --> 01:27:39,429
Yeah, that must be so weird for you, Mom.

1745
01:27:40,389 --> 01:27:43,350
- Mom.
- Sweetheart!

1746
01:27:43,381 --> 01:27:45,342
Hi. Hey, Dad.

1747
01:27:45,373 --> 01:27:47,302
We heard you were having a party.

1748
01:27:47,333 --> 01:27:48,470
So I made a taco salad.

1749
01:27:49,252 --> 01:27:51,410
Yeah, I told her
a bunch of kids don't want a taco salad.

1750
01:27:51,441 --> 01:27:54,455
- I would love to have some taco salad.
- Please, yeah! I love taco salad.

1751
01:27:54,486 --> 01:27:57,302
- See, I told you!
- OK. All right.

1752
01:27:57,333 --> 01:27:58,344
Your parents?

1753
01:27:58,376 --> 01:28:01,358
Yeah. This is my mom and dad,
Mike and Sandy.

1754
01:28:01,389 --> 01:28:02,453
- Yeah.
- Hello.

1755
01:28:03,402 --> 01:28:05,310
Wow! OK. Um...

1756
01:28:05,341 --> 01:28:08,324
Wow! A lovely, lovely couple.

1757
01:28:08,355 --> 01:28:10,357
It's... It's such a pleasure to meet you.

1758
01:28:10,389 --> 01:28:14,351
You've raised...wow!
What an incredible woman!

1759
01:28:14,445 --> 01:28:16,322
Sorry, I'm Jack Strong.

1760
01:28:16,353 --> 01:28:19,366
We've been seeing each other
for a little bit now.

1761
01:28:19,398 --> 01:28:22,390
Well, I guess we're kind of on a break.
Pretty recent.

1762
01:28:22,421 --> 01:28:24,475
But I want you both to know

1763
01:28:24,507 --> 01:28:28,521
that I'm gonna take the best care
of your daughter that I can.

1764
01:28:29,303 --> 01:28:31,420
- She means the world to me.
- OK.

1765
01:28:31,451 --> 01:28:34,392
I... I gotta... I have a gun, son.

1766
01:28:34,423 --> 01:28:35,486
No.

1767
01:28:35,518 --> 01:28:37,332
We're just gonna walk off.

1768
01:28:37,363 --> 01:28:39,334
- Are you kidding me?
- All right. No.

1769
01:28:39,365 --> 01:28:42,349
Taco salad train. Choo-choo!

1770
01:28:46,384 --> 01:28:48,448
Hey, where's Christina Aguilera?

1771
01:28:48,480 --> 01:28:50,419
This is false advertising!

1772
01:28:50,450 --> 01:28:52,327
Guys, she's coming, OK?

1773
01:28:52,359 --> 01:28:53,464
She's gonna be here soon.

1774
01:28:53,495 --> 01:28:56,529
Hey...I saw your tweet.

1775
01:28:56,561 --> 01:28:58,490
Where's Xtina?

1776
01:28:58,521 --> 01:29:00,450
She's not gonna show up, is she?

1777
01:29:00,481 --> 01:29:02,379
You guys suck!

1778
01:29:02,410 --> 01:29:04,412
If Christina doesn't show soon...

1779
01:29:06,373 --> 01:29:08,468
..I'm gonna put your ass in another coma.

1780
01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:10,418
Count of three, bitch.

1781
01:29:10,450 --> 01:29:12,379
One, two...

1782
01:29:20,544 --> 01:29:23,370
Look, honey, we love you.

1783
01:29:23,401 --> 01:29:25,393
We want you to graduate.

1784
01:29:25,424 --> 01:29:27,374
This is for you.

1785
01:29:28,385 --> 01:29:29,563
What is...

1786
01:29:30,460 --> 01:29:32,441
- No.
- Yep.

1787
01:29:32,473 --> 01:29:34,433
I love you so much,
but I'm not gonna let you

1788
01:29:34,464 --> 01:29:36,404
take apart your 401 for this.

1789
01:29:36,435 --> 01:29:37,478
I got this.

1790
01:29:37,509 --> 01:29:39,407
Honey, come on...

1791
01:29:41,440 --> 01:29:43,463
Hey! Hey!

1792
01:29:44,547 --> 01:29:46,559
- Eat gluten!
- I ain't allowed to have gluten!

1793
01:29:46,591 --> 01:29:48,384
My God!

1794
01:29:48,416 --> 01:29:49,510
Frank, do something!

1795
01:29:49,543 --> 01:29:52,378
- What am I gonna do?
- I don't know! Do something.

1796
01:29:52,409 --> 01:29:53,432
Come on, girls!

1797
01:29:53,463 --> 01:29:55,403
Ladies! Hey! Let's break it up!

1798
01:29:58,395 --> 01:29:59,480
You!

1799
01:30:02,629 --> 01:30:06,403
Her skull is so strong.

1800
01:30:06,435 --> 01:30:08,478
Sweetheart, you were so brave.

1801
01:30:08,510 --> 01:30:11,533
That's my brave man. Come on,
let's go make love in the bathroom.

1802
01:30:11,565 --> 01:30:15,402
OK. I can't see, so...just lead me.

1803
01:30:15,433 --> 01:30:16,497
There we go.

1804
01:30:17,414 --> 01:30:19,521
No! Stop fighting, girls!

1805
01:30:19,552 --> 01:30:21,543
- Say night-night.
- No! No!

1806
01:30:21,575 --> 01:30:23,597
No!

1807
01:30:27,424 --> 01:30:28,551
Boy!

1808
01:30:28,583 --> 01:30:30,605
- My God, Mom!
- Dee Dee!

1809
01:30:30,637 --> 01:30:33,421
- She got me in the biscuits!
- My God!

1810
01:30:33,452 --> 01:30:34,609
I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!

1811
01:30:34,641 --> 01:30:37,498
You punched Dee Rock?
I'm gonna squish you like a grape!

1812
01:30:37,529 --> 01:30:41,439
Guys, stop it! Stop it! Stop it! God!

1813
01:30:41,471 --> 01:30:44,442
Ladies, we have enough stuff
to worry about as women.

1814
01:30:44,474 --> 01:30:47,477
- You shouldn't be fighting each other.
- I'm sorry, Dee Rock.

1815
01:30:47,508 --> 01:30:49,552
I'm sorry I punched you
in the mom boob.

1816
01:30:49,583 --> 01:30:51,574
- Tell each other sorry.
- I'm sorry, Dee Rock.

1817
01:30:51,606 --> 01:30:52,680
Thank you.

1818
01:30:53,587 --> 01:30:55,578
Would you care for a Kahlúa and cranberry?

1819
01:30:56,465 --> 01:30:57,549
Ew. That...

1820
01:30:57,580 --> 01:30:59,667
I would do it. I would do it. Yeah.

1821
01:31:00,542 --> 01:31:01,564
- OK.
- OK.

1822
01:31:01,596 --> 01:31:02,691
I want one.

1823
01:31:03,567 --> 01:31:05,453
Mom, are you OK?

1824
01:31:05,485 --> 01:31:06,674
She popped me right in the bosom.

1825
01:31:07,456 --> 01:31:09,458
I really got T-boned.

1826
01:31:09,489 --> 01:31:10,678
- Mom.
- You know, what...

1827
01:31:11,460 --> 01:31:12,638
What am I doing here?

1828
01:31:13,556 --> 01:31:16,548
I'm lying to these kids.
I'm taking their money. I...

1829
01:31:17,508 --> 01:31:18,602
I got this.

1830
01:31:18,634 --> 01:31:20,636
Hey, everybody, you know what?

1831
01:31:20,667 --> 01:31:21,699
Party's over.

1832
01:31:22,481 --> 01:31:24,598
Head on back to the door.
We're gonna give you a refund.

1833
01:31:24,629 --> 01:31:26,610
Christina Aguilera is in no way...

1834
01:31:26,642 --> 01:31:28,654
Can I see you for a second?

1835
01:31:28,685 --> 01:31:30,594
God bless!

1836
01:31:31,667 --> 01:31:33,723
Leonor or Lenore...

1837
01:31:34,504 --> 01:31:35,662
you gotta stop doing that.

1838
01:31:35,693 --> 01:31:37,695
Can I see you for a second?

1839
01:31:37,727 --> 01:31:39,635
Now is not really a good time.

1840
01:31:39,666 --> 01:31:40,730
Outside! Now!

1841
01:31:41,512 --> 01:31:43,587
Don't make eye contact.

1842
01:31:43,701 --> 01:31:46,715
Look at me. Look me in my eyes.

1843
01:31:47,497 --> 01:31:48,685
- Look me in my eyes now.
- Debbie.

1844
01:31:48,717 --> 01:31:50,510
I'm scared.

1845
01:31:50,542 --> 01:31:52,575
Look. Look, look.

1846
01:31:52,606 --> 01:31:53,670
Come outside.

1847
01:31:53,701 --> 01:31:55,703
- Let's go!
- If I'm going, you're going.

1848
01:31:56,506 --> 01:31:57,747
- I don't wanna go.
- We're stronger as a group.

1849
01:31:59,062 --> 01:32:00,970
Leonor.

1850
01:32:03,045 --> 01:32:05,923
Leonor, what is going on?

1851
01:32:08,999 --> 01:32:10,928
Hey, guys. I'm Christina.

1852
01:32:12,992 --> 01:32:14,035
- My God!
- My God!

1853
01:32:14,066 --> 01:32:16,944
- I love you. I love you so much!
- I love you, too.

1854
01:32:16,976 --> 01:32:18,091
How is this happening?

1855
01:32:18,873 --> 01:32:22,064
I knew she wasn't playing at your party
cos Christina's my cousin.

1856
01:32:23,034 --> 01:32:24,952
We're more like sisters.

1857
01:32:24,984 --> 01:32:27,038
She always says that,
but we're just cousins.

1858
01:32:27,069 --> 01:32:28,112
Isn't she so funny?

1859
01:32:29,040 --> 01:32:33,075
That's what I'm always saying to you.
I'm always saying you're so funny.

1860
01:32:33,107 --> 01:32:36,100
I just can't kind of figure out
why you're doing this.

1861
01:32:36,881 --> 01:32:38,978
Because you're a good lady.

1862
01:32:39,009 --> 01:32:41,897
I mean, you're a sad, older lady

1863
01:32:41,929 --> 01:32:44,973
but you're still a good lady
that needs help.

1864
01:32:45,005 --> 01:32:46,120
Us ladies gotta stick together.

1865
01:32:46,902 --> 01:32:49,061
She filled me in about,
you know, you being here.

1866
01:32:49,092 --> 01:32:52,950
- I support your cause. I wanna do this.
- Thank you. God, you're cool!

1867
01:32:52,981 --> 01:32:54,086
Where are we doing this thing?

1868
01:32:54,118 --> 01:32:56,130
Backyard.
We just put up some twinkle lights.

1869
01:32:56,912 --> 01:32:58,090
Love twinkle lights
but I've got my own lights.

1870
01:32:58,122 --> 01:33:00,072
Boys, bring 'em out. Let's go!

1871
01:33:00,103 --> 01:33:03,971
Donald, Craig, Jerry, let's go.

1872
01:33:06,098 --> 01:33:11,041
Ladies and gentlemen,
my cousin, Christina Aguilera.

1873
01:33:11,073 --> 01:33:12,939
Get it, girl!

1874
01:33:18,164 --> 01:33:20,051
♪ After all you put me through

1875
01:33:20,958 --> 01:33:22,981
♪ You'd think I'd despise you

1876
01:33:23,012 --> 01:33:25,098
♪ But in the end, I wanna thank you

1877
01:33:25,129 --> 01:33:27,079
♪ Because you've made me
that much stronger

1878
01:33:27,110 --> 01:33:29,175
♪ Well, I thought I knew you

1879
01:33:29,957 --> 01:33:32,053
♪ Thinkin' that you were true

1880
01:33:32,084 --> 01:33:34,127
♪ Guess I, I couldn't trust

1881
01:33:34,159 --> 01:33:36,036
♪ I called your bluff
- My God!

1882
01:33:36,067 --> 01:33:37,151
♪ Because I've had enough

1883
01:33:37,183 --> 01:33:40,019
♪ You were there by my side

1884
01:33:40,050 --> 01:33:42,146
♪ Always down for the ride

1885
01:33:42,177 --> 01:33:45,150
♪ But your joyride
just came down in flames

1886
01:33:45,181 --> 01:33:47,131
♪ Because your greed sold me out in shame

1887
01:33:47,162 --> 01:33:51,010
♪ after all of
the stealing and cheating

1888
01:33:51,041 --> 01:33:54,117
♪ You probably think that
I hold resentment for you

1889
01:33:54,148 --> 01:33:58,173
♪ But no, you're wrong

1890
01:33:58,205 --> 01:34:01,020
♪ Because if it wasn't
for all that you tried to do

1891
01:34:01,051 --> 01:34:02,104
♪ I wouldn't know

1892
01:34:02,136 --> 01:34:05,066
♪ Just how capable I am to pull through

1893
01:34:05,983 --> 01:34:08,069
Yeah! We got it! You got the money!

1894
01:34:08,100 --> 01:34:11,040
♪ Because it makes me that much stronger

1895
01:34:11,072 --> 01:34:13,178
♪ Makes me work a little bit harder

1896
01:34:13,209 --> 01:34:16,066
♪ It makes me that much wiser

1897
01:34:16,098 --> 01:34:18,986
♪ So thanks for making me a fighter

1898
01:34:19,017 --> 01:34:21,019
This is the best night of my life!

1899
01:34:21,166 --> 01:34:23,168
♪ Made my skin a little bit thicker

1900
01:34:23,199 --> 01:34:26,088
♪ Makes me that
♪ Much smarter

1901
01:34:26,119 --> 01:34:29,122
♪ So thanks for making me a fighter

1902
01:34:43,188 --> 01:34:44,210
Just a minute.

1903
01:34:44,241 --> 01:34:46,222
It seems... I got it now.

1904
01:34:46,254 --> 01:34:48,047
- Got it?
- Yeah.

1905
01:34:49,069 --> 01:34:51,113
May I just have a minute?

1906
01:34:51,144 --> 01:34:55,169
I just... I wanted to thank you
for giving me a second chance.

1907
01:34:55,200 --> 01:34:56,265
It means a lot to me.

1908
01:34:57,046 --> 01:35:00,101
Of course. It's only because
it's a requirement to pass the course.

1909
01:35:00,133 --> 01:35:02,083
That and the fact
you're my favourite student.

1910
01:35:02,114 --> 01:35:04,241
- Well...
- Break a leg.

1911
01:35:04,273 --> 01:35:06,160
- Well...
- Let's hope not.

1912
01:35:06,191 --> 01:35:07,234
Yeah, sorry.

1913
01:35:07,265 --> 01:35:10,154
Um...Deanna Miles, everybody.

1914
01:35:11,040 --> 01:35:12,083
Thank you.

1915
01:35:14,189 --> 01:35:17,129
Also, this is here if you need it.

1916
01:35:17,161 --> 01:35:18,245
Thank you.

1917
01:35:23,073 --> 01:35:24,178
Hello.

1918
01:35:30,121 --> 01:35:35,074
March 25th, 2014, historian Albert...

1919
01:35:35,252 --> 01:35:42,072
Albrecht Rümschtein announced
that the burial tomb of Attila the Hun

1920
01:35:42,103 --> 01:35:44,282
had been discovered in Budapest, Hungary.

1921
01:35:45,137 --> 01:35:46,295
Now, the...

1922
01:35:49,131 --> 01:35:51,310
- Sorry about your eye.
- Yeah, it's fine.

1923
01:35:52,092 --> 01:35:53,104
Hi!

1924
01:35:53,135 --> 01:35:55,106
- It's for her.
- That's my mom.

1925
01:35:55,262 --> 01:35:58,150
It's important for her.
It's emotional support.

1926
01:35:58,182 --> 01:35:59,256
I'll give you five bucks.

1927
01:35:59,287 --> 01:36:01,247
OK, thanks. OK.

1928
01:36:02,238 --> 01:36:04,177
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

1929
01:36:06,231 --> 01:36:08,192
I'm so sorry for the interruption.

1930
01:36:08,223 --> 01:36:10,341
These are my sorority sisters.

1931
01:36:11,122 --> 01:36:12,343
Hey. It's me, Helen.

1932
01:36:13,125 --> 01:36:14,157
I know.

1933
01:36:14,188 --> 01:36:15,335
He knows that.

1934
01:36:17,191 --> 01:36:19,110
You got this, Mom.

1935
01:36:24,292 --> 01:36:28,296
A group of archaeologists
using carbon dating

1936
01:36:28,327 --> 01:36:32,175
proved that the grave was in fact a hoax.

1937
01:36:32,206 --> 01:36:35,334
There were so many scientists involved
that it was...

1938
01:36:38,212 --> 01:36:40,350
..it was standing tomb only.

1939
01:36:41,132 --> 01:36:43,259
Whoo!

1940
01:36:45,157 --> 01:36:48,149
Thank you. I wasn't sure about that one.

1941
01:36:48,369 --> 01:36:51,383
Now I hope that you're all Hungary...

1942
01:36:52,165 --> 01:36:53,301
..for some facts

1943
01:36:53,332 --> 01:36:58,150
because I'm about to give you
the thrilla about Attila.

1944
01:36:58,181 --> 01:37:00,267
Guys, that's my mom. She's killing it!

1945
01:37:00,298 --> 01:37:02,248
Go, Dee!

1946
01:37:10,349 --> 01:37:12,372
OK, guys, thanks.

1947
01:37:13,332 --> 01:37:16,241
Number one, there was
no Professor Rümschtein.

1948
01:37:16,272 --> 01:37:17,410
Complete, complete hoax.

1949
01:37:18,191 --> 01:37:20,172
This person didn't exist, PR fact.

1950
01:37:20,203 --> 01:37:22,269
I know. I was shocked
when I found out, too.

1951
01:37:23,311 --> 01:37:25,418
These young men and women
comport themselves

1952
01:37:26,200 --> 01:37:28,233
with astounding grace and wisdom.

1953
01:37:28,264 --> 01:37:30,391
Every one of them
brings tremendous pride

1954
01:37:30,423 --> 01:37:33,186
to this hallowed institution.

1955
01:37:33,217 --> 01:37:34,343
And on a personal note,

1956
01:37:34,374 --> 01:37:38,316
I will say that the future of this world
is in pretty good hands.

1957
01:37:38,347 --> 01:37:42,216
You may now move your tassels to the left.

1958
01:37:42,247 --> 01:37:48,263
Congratulations to Decatur University's
graduating class of 2018.

1959
01:37:50,297 --> 01:37:51,412
Whoo!

1960
01:37:53,447 --> 01:37:55,449
- Hey, Christine!
- Hey!

1961
01:37:56,230 --> 01:37:58,273
- Congratulations!
- Proud of you!

1962
01:37:58,306 --> 01:37:59,338
- Thank you.
- I love you.

1963
01:37:59,369 --> 01:38:00,412
I love you, too.

1964
01:38:00,443 --> 01:38:02,435
Come on.
Let's go make love in the science lab.

1965
01:38:03,217 --> 01:38:04,405
OK. Be right back.

1966
01:38:04,437 --> 01:38:05,448
OK.

1967
01:38:06,230 --> 01:38:07,461
Hey, Mom! Hi.

1968
01:38:08,243 --> 01:38:10,380
- I'm so proud!
- Congrats, baby.

1969
01:38:10,411 --> 01:38:12,413
- Thank you for coming.
- Look at our girl.

1970
01:38:12,445 --> 01:38:14,384
Sweetheart!

1971
01:38:14,415 --> 01:38:16,345
- Congrats.
- Thank you, honey.

1972
01:38:16,376 --> 01:38:17,439
- I'm ready.
- You look great!

1973
01:38:17,471 --> 01:38:19,306
I'm so proud of you guys.

1974
01:38:19,337 --> 01:38:22,455
You two have made an old man very happy.

1975
01:38:23,237 --> 01:38:26,365
My daughter, my granddaughter,
both got a degree today.

1976
01:38:26,396 --> 01:38:28,294
Screw you, Dan!

1977
01:38:28,325 --> 01:38:29,368
- Dad!
- Grandpa!

1978
01:38:29,399 --> 01:38:31,266
- What?
- Hey.

1979
01:38:31,297 --> 01:38:33,435
I'm starving. Can we please
go to Mike and Sandy's house?

1980
01:38:33,467 --> 01:38:36,428
You know what?
We'll catch up with you in a minute.

1981
01:38:36,459 --> 01:38:39,452
But I just want...
just a moment here with my girl.

1982
01:38:39,483 --> 01:38:41,423
- OK, babe.
- Sure, honey.

1983
01:38:42,497 --> 01:38:44,467
- Bye.
- You get out.

1984
01:38:50,380 --> 01:38:53,351
Look at us! Couple of college grads!

1985
01:38:53,383 --> 01:38:55,468
Mom, you did it. You got your degree.

1986
01:38:55,499 --> 01:38:57,459
I'm so proud of you.

1987
01:38:58,440 --> 01:39:00,275
I'm proud of me, too.

1988
01:39:00,306 --> 01:39:02,277
But I'm really proud of you.

1989
01:39:02,308 --> 01:39:04,383
I hope you soak it all in.
This is your big day.

1990
01:39:04,414 --> 01:39:07,313
I will. Wait, you didn't throw your hat!

1991
01:39:07,344 --> 01:39:09,483
I think there were so many people

1992
01:39:09,514 --> 01:39:12,496
and I just want to keep it
as a memento for my alma mater.

1993
01:39:12,528 --> 01:39:14,446
You can keep it, but you gotta throw it.

1994
01:39:14,477 --> 01:39:18,325
- You don't wanna jinx it.
- OK. I don't wanna jinx myself.

1995
01:39:18,356 --> 01:39:19,524
- Yeah, already.
- All right, here goes!

1996
01:39:20,306 --> 01:39:21,349
Whoo!

1997
01:39:24,467 --> 01:39:26,354
- My God.
- Who did that?

1998
01:39:26,385 --> 01:39:28,491
Marcie, the earring. It's gone.

1999
01:39:28,523 --> 01:39:30,368
That's a half-carat.

2000
01:39:30,400 --> 01:39:32,412
- Don't move.
- You're such a fool.

2001
01:39:32,443 --> 01:39:33,507
- We should go.
- OK.

2002
01:39:33,538 --> 01:39:35,457
Excuse me!

2003
01:39:38,408 --> 01:39:40,431
♪  Woman Up

2004
01:39:41,411 --> 01:39:43,350
♪ Put your favourite heels on

2005
01:39:43,487 --> 01:39:45,426
♪ Cos they make you feel strong

2006
01:39:45,509 --> 01:39:47,407
♪ When you're lookin' good

2007
01:39:47,439 --> 01:39:49,482
♪ You know you're gonna have a good time

2008
01:39:50,410 --> 01:39:52,339
♪ Don't forget mascara

2009
01:39:52,464 --> 01:39:54,477
♪ And to keep your head up

2010
01:39:55,332 --> 01:39:56,375
♪ Like Madonna would

2011
01:39:56,406 --> 01:39:58,418
♪ Rub her lipstick redder than wine

2012
01:39:58,450 --> 01:39:59,576
♪ So let's go

2013
01:40:00,358 --> 01:40:02,370
♪ Roll your bumper and whine slow

2014
01:40:02,401 --> 01:40:04,383
♪ Show the world you can shine, glow

2015
01:40:04,414 --> 01:40:05,457
♪ Cos you got the light now

2016
01:40:05,488 --> 01:40:06,530
♪ You got the light now

2017
01:40:08,366 --> 01:40:09,565
♪ All my girls raise your hand

2018
01:40:10,347 --> 01:40:12,422
♪ If you don't need a man

2019
01:40:12,453 --> 01:40:14,476
♪ Cos you're more than good enough

2020
01:40:15,362 --> 01:40:16,583
♪ You gotta woman up, woman up

2021
01:40:17,364 --> 01:40:19,398
♪ Don't matter what you've been through

2022
01:40:19,429 --> 01:40:21,567
♪ Just make them remember you

2023
01:40:21,599 --> 01:40:24,393
♪ This one for all my girls

2024
01:40:24,424 --> 01:40:26,447
♪ My girls who woman up, woman up

2025
01:40:27,500 --> 01:40:28,585
♪ Woman up, woman up

2026
01:40:29,492 --> 01:40:31,504
♪ Woman up, woman up

2027
01:40:31,609 --> 01:40:34,382
♪ Woman up, woman up

2028
01:40:35,435 --> 01:40:37,479
♪ Don't matter what you've been through

2029
01:40:37,510 --> 01:40:40,388
♪ Just make them remember you

2030
01:40:40,420 --> 01:40:42,453
♪ This one for all my girls

2031
01:40:42,484 --> 01:40:44,465
♪ My girls who woman up, woman up

2032
01:40:44,497 --> 01:40:46,519
♪ All my girls, raise your hand

2033
01:40:46,551 --> 01:40:49,408
♪ If you don't need a man

2034
01:40:49,439 --> 01:40:51,524
♪ Cos you're more than good enough

2035
01:40:51,556 --> 01:40:53,569
♪ You gotta woman up, woman up

2036
01:40:53,600 --> 01:40:55,550
♪ Don't matter what you've been through

2037
01:40:55,581 --> 01:40:58,480
♪ Just make them remember you

2038
01:40:58,512 --> 01:41:00,555
♪ This one for all my girls

2039
01:41:00,586 --> 01:41:02,609
♪ For girls who woman up, woman up

2040
01:44:24,828 --> 01:44:26,830