1 00:00:01,333 --> 00:00:04,503 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:26,625 --> 00:00:28,762 ♪♪♪ 3 00:00:42,274 --> 00:00:45,245 (crowd cheering) 4 00:00:52,451 --> 00:00:54,420 (SportsDesk theme music) 5 00:00:56,121 --> 00:00:59,323 - Hey, I'm James Duffy. - Yes, he is. I'm Chad Bailey, 6 00:00:59,325 --> 00:01:02,592 sexy, roguish new face of our parent company's effort 7 00:01:02,594 --> 00:01:04,895 to rebrand SportsDesk for a new generation. 8 00:01:04,897 --> 00:01:08,898 SportsDesk, it's not delivery; it's SportsDesk. 9 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:13,169 - OK, uh, we go live to Reading, Pennsylvania. 10 00:01:13,171 --> 00:01:16,507 With the Big League officially shut down thanks to the lockout, all eyes 11 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:18,374 are on the ENHL tonight as the Reading Wolfdogs 12 00:01:18,376 --> 00:01:20,410 get set to take on the Halifax... 13 00:01:20,412 --> 00:01:22,412 - Highlanders, this season, the big show 14 00:01:22,414 --> 00:01:26,216 made it to us. This lockout means there's gonna be a whole bunch 15 00:01:26,218 --> 00:01:30,386 of big dicks swinging away down to our league. Play is gonna get faster, 16 00:01:30,388 --> 00:01:33,490 the hits are gonna get harder, crowd's gonna get "crowdier." 17 00:01:33,492 --> 00:01:36,894 Fucking boys of the light brigade, and you're gonna need someone 18 00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:39,632 at the tip of the spear. You need a cap. 19 00:01:41,766 --> 00:01:44,734 - Yeah. - He's bled blue and orange for this team 20 00:01:44,736 --> 00:01:47,171 a long time. - That's right. 21 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:50,174 - He's got that shit that keeps him going 22 00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:53,612 long after he has any reason to. - (Coach): Open that up. 23 00:01:58,216 --> 00:02:02,719 - Dougie. My boy. Put this fucker on! 24 00:02:02,721 --> 00:02:03,890 Come on! 25 00:02:05,891 --> 00:02:10,193 - (player): Looks good on you. - Cheers. - (player): Alright. 26 00:02:10,195 --> 00:02:12,365 - C, whoo! 27 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:17,770 (sighing) - Thank you guys so much. 28 00:02:19,437 --> 00:02:21,838 I've never been a captain before. 29 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:25,942 One time, I had a dream that I was a captain of a monkey ship. 30 00:02:25,944 --> 00:02:29,546 There was all these monkeys playing around, laughing, 31 00:02:29,548 --> 00:02:31,548 having fun, singing, 32 00:02:31,550 --> 00:02:34,518 wearing little monkey sailor hats, 33 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:38,790 fighting over life jackets. Pierce Brosnan was screaming. 34 00:02:40,592 --> 00:02:44,494 I hope one day I could be the captain of your dreams. 35 00:02:44,496 --> 00:02:45,698 Best wishes. Doug Glatt. 36 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:53,669 - OK, yeah, alright, good. Well, we... Dougie, didn't make you captain for your speeches. 37 00:02:53,671 --> 00:02:57,743 We made you captain... - Because you leave it all out there on the fucking ice. 38 00:02:59,944 --> 00:03:03,647 Ah, this sport is everything to you, right? 39 00:03:03,649 --> 00:03:06,350 You make me proud to own this team. 40 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:10,286 I want you all to watch Doug out there tonight. 41 00:03:10,288 --> 00:03:14,657 Watch him do whatever the fuck it takes to get us 42 00:03:14,659 --> 00:03:18,394 the W. That said, 43 00:03:18,396 --> 00:03:21,867 come on, let's get after it, boys! (cheering) 44 00:03:24,603 --> 00:03:28,037 - Congrats, bud. - Fresh-beat ice, boys. - Thank you, buddy. 45 00:03:28,039 --> 00:03:32,441 - I can't wait, Dougie. - Go out and captain out there. 46 00:03:32,443 --> 00:03:35,311 - (Duffy): Joining us for tonight's game, our own Red McCauley. 47 00:03:35,313 --> 00:03:38,649 - (McCauley): Reading city council spent a bunch of money 48 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:40,316 on a new Jumbotron and right now, 49 00:03:40,318 --> 00:03:43,053 it's making everything red. - Go, boys! 50 00:03:43,055 --> 00:03:47,056 (siren) - I love this fucking game. 51 00:03:47,058 --> 00:03:50,727 - (McCauley): And back to Reading here. Here's Laflamme dancing with the puck. 52 00:03:50,729 --> 00:03:53,729 Laflamme spins. He shoots. He hit the post! 53 00:03:53,731 --> 00:03:57,002 Now it's Laflamme again. He's all over the ice! Murphy steps into him. 54 00:03:58,871 --> 00:04:03,739 Ohh! Glatt absolutely levels Michael Murphy. - Sorry, Mikey. 55 00:04:03,741 --> 00:04:07,312 - (McCauley): Glatt's escorted aside by a couple of Reading Wolfdogs. 56 00:04:09,715 --> 00:04:12,782 Laflamme! He was flattened. That angers Glatt. 57 00:04:12,784 --> 00:04:15,719 Glatt fires a left. He fires a right. 58 00:04:15,721 --> 00:04:18,889 - Sorry, Mikey. - (McCauley): They're falling. 59 00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:21,824 The Wolfdogs are down. 60 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:25,594 - Sorry, Mikey. - Shut the fuck up, Doug. 61 00:04:25,596 --> 00:04:28,065 - (McCauley): And that is what friends are for, especially 62 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:31,368 when your friends are huge Jewish guys named Doug Glatt. 63 00:04:31,370 --> 00:04:33,969 (dynamic music) 64 00:04:33,971 --> 00:04:36,473 Here's Laflamme taking the puck. He moves up the left wing. 65 00:04:36,475 --> 00:04:39,642 Laflamme trying to go to the outside as the penalties expire. 66 00:04:39,644 --> 00:04:42,712 Both sides at full swing. Laflamme in behind the goal, 67 00:04:42,714 --> 00:04:44,781 takes it into the corner He circles. 68 00:04:44,783 --> 00:04:46,849 What's in front? Awaiting there is Glatt, 69 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:50,687 but Laflamme holds up, jams out. He scores! 70 00:04:50,689 --> 00:04:55,058 Laflamme makes it 1-nothing for the Halifax Highlanders. - Alright. 71 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:59,495 - (McCauley): Reunited, and it feels so good. 72 00:04:59,497 --> 00:05:01,664 It's a new dawn for the Halifax Highlanders. 73 00:05:01,666 --> 00:05:04,668 (encouragements) 74 00:05:04,670 --> 00:05:07,536 - You're like Captain America! - "Captain America"! 75 00:05:07,538 --> 00:05:09,973 - (McCauley): New owner and GM Hyrum Cain's plan to win 76 00:05:09,975 --> 00:05:13,110 a championship in his first season starts off 77 00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:17,413 with a bang as the Highlanders open the scoring. 78 00:05:17,415 --> 00:05:20,620 (SportsDesk theme music) 79 00:05:23,689 --> 00:05:25,889 - Highlanders draw first blood at the buzzer, 80 00:05:25,891 --> 00:05:28,158 but the real story here is the physical play. 81 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,594 Doug Glatt, like a huge Jewish freight train 82 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:33,497 doing what he does best. His tilt with Ross Rhea still 83 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:36,031 akumenang.com all-time best list. 84 00:05:36,033 --> 00:05:38,067 He's already proving to be a difference maker 85 00:05:38,069 --> 00:05:40,670 for Halifax GM and Highlanders' hall of famer 86 00:05:40,672 --> 00:05:42,538 Hyrum Cain. 87 00:05:42,540 --> 00:05:44,007 - The other story to follow of course is Hyrum's son 88 00:05:44,009 --> 00:05:46,575 Anders Cain who's coming off that career-high 89 00:05:46,577 --> 00:05:48,779 season last year: 80 points. 90 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:51,014 Anders now finds himself up against his own father's team 91 00:05:51,016 --> 00:05:53,048 in the very first game of the season. 92 00:05:53,050 --> 00:05:55,151 Anders is the prototypical 93 00:05:55,153 --> 00:05:57,521 modern-era tough guy, able to drop the gloves 94 00:05:57,523 --> 00:06:00,457 and put up the points as well. Anders and Xavier Laflamme 95 00:06:00,459 --> 00:06:03,159 are perfect examples of the kind of the top-quality talent 96 00:06:03,161 --> 00:06:07,197 this lockout is already providing the League. - What a great lockout. 97 00:06:07,199 --> 00:06:12,002 - No one ever says that. - I just did. And I'm Chad Bailey. SportsDesk... 98 00:06:12,004 --> 00:06:16,206 it's sports at a desk, you lunatics. Look at this motherfucking desk. 99 00:06:16,208 --> 00:06:20,810 - I wanted to thank my big sis, Eva, 100 00:06:20,812 --> 00:06:23,980 for organizing the fuck out of this! 101 00:06:23,982 --> 00:06:27,149 - Yeah! - Indeed! - Gonna get "shittered"; 102 00:06:27,151 --> 00:06:30,519 might as well get "shittered" at my place of work. 103 00:06:30,521 --> 00:06:31,954 - Place of work! (cheering) 104 00:06:31,956 --> 00:06:35,024 Place of work! Place of work! 105 00:06:35,026 --> 00:06:39,161 - And you just add some cheese in there. - Oh, shit, there he is! Dougie! 106 00:06:39,163 --> 00:06:42,098 - When it gets to a certain length, I just go to the barber 107 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:44,901 and he cuts it to the length that I want him to cut it in. 108 00:06:44,903 --> 00:06:46,803 Thank you. - (woman): Attaboy, Dougie. 109 00:06:46,805 --> 00:06:50,543 - But just to summarize, that's a yes on mandatory neck guards. 110 00:06:53,011 --> 00:06:55,745 - Yes. That's correct. Thank you. 111 00:06:55,747 --> 00:06:57,981 - OK. Now while we have you here, is there anyone 112 00:06:57,983 --> 00:07:00,082 back home you'd like to give a shout out to? 113 00:07:00,084 --> 00:07:03,553 - Yes, thank you. I want to say hi to my one teammate Eva 114 00:07:03,555 --> 00:07:07,190 who couldn't be here tonight. She's my teammate and can't be here right now. My wife Eva. 115 00:07:07,192 --> 00:07:11,260 - Doug with that big dick! (blonde woman laughing) - That's not appropriate. 116 00:07:11,262 --> 00:07:13,096 - I'll do whatever my team needs me to do. 117 00:07:13,098 --> 00:07:17,067 - (blonde woman): Yeah, you do. - (other woman): Yeah, Dougie! 118 00:07:17,069 --> 00:07:20,202 - Whatever you need. (Eva vomiting) Hahaha! 119 00:07:20,204 --> 00:07:22,942 - Oh, my God! - Hahaha! 120 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,976 My beer is back. 121 00:07:26,978 --> 00:07:29,949 (Eva coughing) (toilet flushing) 122 00:07:34,119 --> 00:07:37,019 (sighing) - Ugh! 123 00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:40,593 (other toilet flushing) 124 00:07:43,562 --> 00:07:46,529 (ominous music) (baby laughing) 125 00:07:46,531 --> 00:07:49,699 Aw, f... - Fuck sake! 126 00:07:49,701 --> 00:07:52,868 Jesus Christ! Goddammit! 127 00:07:52,870 --> 00:07:55,772 No one wants to skate anymore. Is that it? Do you want to sit here? 128 00:07:55,774 --> 00:07:58,140 Breathe hard? Dougie, you're on. 129 00:07:58,142 --> 00:08:02,178 I want you to rough up a few Reading cunts right now. The boys need some inspiration, 130 00:08:02,180 --> 00:08:04,581 and you can provide that. Let's go! Come on, come on! 131 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:06,783 - Let's go, boys! Let's turn this fucking thing around. 132 00:08:06,785 --> 00:08:09,655 (dramatic music) 133 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,829 - Here it comes. 134 00:08:20,064 --> 00:08:23,569 (crowd gasping) - You wanna go? 135 00:08:24,269 --> 00:08:26,836 (stick falling on ice) 136 00:08:26,838 --> 00:08:29,575 (whistle) - Come on, come on. 137 00:08:31,009 --> 00:08:34,813 - (crowd, chanting): Fight! 138 00:08:46,124 --> 00:08:48,995 - (McCauley): Jesus Christ! Anders came with the opening salvo! 139 00:08:53,331 --> 00:08:55,301 - Come on, come on! - Doug Glatt is rocked! 140 00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:58,204 Cain just keeps pouncing. 141 00:09:13,684 --> 00:09:17,055 The Thug is in trouble, folks! 142 00:09:23,128 --> 00:09:25,730 - Ugh! 143 00:09:27,832 --> 00:09:30,666 (grunting) 144 00:09:30,668 --> 00:09:33,335 - (McCauley): What has happened to Doug Glatt? 145 00:09:33,337 --> 00:09:35,372 The champion in so many eyes! 146 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:39,041 (crowd cheering) 147 00:09:39,043 --> 00:09:42,646 - (Laflamme): Fuck off! You fuck! 148 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:46,081 (Glatt groaning) - You popped your whole arm out. Fuck me! 149 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:48,785 - Did I lose? 150 00:09:48,787 --> 00:09:50,790 (rock music) 151 00:09:57,732 --> 00:10:02,732 Subtitles by explosiveskull 152 00:10:02,734 --> 00:10:04,903 (audio feedback) 153 00:10:07,371 --> 00:10:11,440 - Our boy's moving on to greener pastures. 154 00:10:11,442 --> 00:10:15,911 But remember, once a Highlander... 155 00:10:15,913 --> 00:10:19,815 - (crowd): Always a Highlander! 156 00:10:19,817 --> 00:10:22,384 - Fucking A! - This one's for you, Dougie. 157 00:10:22,386 --> 00:10:25,888 (guitar tuning and drumroll) 158 00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:29,025 ♪♪ Oh, Dougie boy ♪ 159 00:10:29,027 --> 00:10:32,996 ♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling ♪ 160 00:10:32,998 --> 00:10:35,968 - Jesus Christ, he's drunk already. 161 00:10:36,999 --> 00:10:40,270 - Fucking right, man. - ♪ From glen to glen ♪ - Potato fucking salad. 162 00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:42,439 - ♪ And down the mountain ♪ - Ow!! 163 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:45,340 - You will never eat a meal in peace. 164 00:10:45,342 --> 00:10:49,212 - Animals don't eat in peace. 165 00:10:49,214 --> 00:10:53,816 Animals eat pieces of dog shit. - I'm not a fucking animal, man! 166 00:10:53,818 --> 00:10:58,320 I'm a real person! I got real fucking emotions. I don't eat... - Fuck you! 167 00:10:58,322 --> 00:11:01,257 - Ow! You fucking Neanderthals! 168 00:11:01,259 --> 00:11:03,459 - So fucking tired though. 169 00:11:03,461 --> 00:11:07,196 I'm not as fast as I used to be. 170 00:11:07,198 --> 00:11:09,065 - I'm not as tough as I used to be. 171 00:11:09,067 --> 00:11:11,300 - (man): Dougie, this is all for you! 172 00:11:11,302 --> 00:11:13,770 (some people laughing) 173 00:11:13,772 --> 00:11:16,171 - How much you... How much recovery time? 174 00:11:16,173 --> 00:11:19,041 (man still singing) - Doctor said 175 00:11:19,043 --> 00:11:23,313 that I should never play hockey again. - Tabarnak! 176 00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:27,083 - Yeah. That's exactly what I said. 177 00:11:27,085 --> 00:11:30,786 (Doug sighing) And we have a baby coming. 178 00:11:30,788 --> 00:11:35,525 Eva's cousin, he's got a job opportunity at an insurance company. 179 00:11:35,527 --> 00:11:38,895 - ♪ Oh, Dougie boy ♪ 180 00:11:38,897 --> 00:11:43,199 - I mean... - Dougie boy! 181 00:11:43,201 --> 00:11:45,768 ♪ I love you so ♪♪ - Got beaten. 182 00:11:45,770 --> 00:11:48,271 (drumroll) He beat me. 183 00:11:48,273 --> 00:11:52,208 I have to make responsible decisions. (crowd applauding and cheering) 184 00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:55,011 - Alright. - I got you. I got you, friend. 185 00:11:55,013 --> 00:11:57,280 - Stevesy, I think I'm gonna piss myself. 186 00:11:57,282 --> 00:12:00,219 (retro orchestral music playing) 187 00:12:03,955 --> 00:12:06,488 - Hey! There's my guy! 188 00:12:06,490 --> 00:12:09,092 Hey, stay there, I'll come to you. 189 00:12:09,094 --> 00:12:11,261 Ooh! Yeah. - (employee): I'm good, Ray. 190 00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:14,129 - Just stand here? - Just... 191 00:12:14,131 --> 00:12:17,233 I told you I'm coming to you. - I'm Doug Glatt. - I said I was coming to you. 192 00:12:17,235 --> 00:12:19,401 I can do this. Prostate. 193 00:12:19,403 --> 00:12:22,204 Work up. Got a melon. 194 00:12:22,206 --> 00:12:25,842 Here we go. See? Flat, I'm fine. It's the stairs. 195 00:12:25,844 --> 00:12:28,444 - I'm Doug Glatt. - Yeah. Bob Forbes. - Ow, my arm! 196 00:12:28,446 --> 00:12:31,513 - Oh yeah, hell of an arm! How excited are you right now, huh? 197 00:12:31,515 --> 00:12:35,050 - Yes. Thank you so much. The windows here are great. 198 00:12:35,052 --> 00:12:39,189 - Yeah, tell you what. You deserve 'em. 'Cause the sky is the limit 199 00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:42,191 here at Cornwallis Insurance. - Hmm! - You seen the commercials? 200 00:12:42,193 --> 00:12:45,328 - No. - Ah, you should, they're real good. It says, 201 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:48,831 ♪ Go ahead and call us, we're... ♪ 202 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:52,602 - You want me to call you? - No, I want you to finish the song. Cornwallis. 203 00:12:52,604 --> 00:12:56,406 - Oh. - Hahaha! There he is. He's going up, this guy. 204 00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:58,874 Get in there. 205 00:12:58,876 --> 00:13:03,546 Used to be a jail. Prisoners killed themselves. 206 00:13:03,548 --> 00:13:06,315 "Doug Glatt, storage room," 207 00:13:06,317 --> 00:13:09,252 that's you. How does that feel? 208 00:13:09,254 --> 00:13:11,921 You know, you mentioned you play hockey; I used 209 00:13:11,923 --> 00:13:14,556 to watch a lot of hockey 'til it got too exciting for the old ticker. 210 00:13:14,558 --> 00:13:19,027 Had a massive heart attack. Yep, 211 00:13:19,029 --> 00:13:22,331 I am a sick man. Anyway, I'm lying on my death bed, 212 00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:25,001 and that's when I got bit by the selling insurance bug. 213 00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:29,004 (Doug chuckling) Yep, she laid eggs right inside of me, and now you're here. 214 00:13:29,006 --> 00:13:31,340 - I'm allergic to eggs. - You're an idiot; 215 00:13:31,342 --> 00:13:33,910 nobody's allergic to eggs. (man outside moaning) Oh, Christ, 216 00:13:33,912 --> 00:13:38,281 this guy. Come on, come on! Come on! Aah! Get out of there! Quit! Quit that! 217 00:13:38,283 --> 00:13:42,050 - (man outside): Fuck you! - It's like he's showing off. Huh? Nice fixed stream. 218 00:13:42,052 --> 00:13:45,921 - Yeah. - God! They got a whole alley to do that in and then they choose 219 00:13:45,923 --> 00:13:49,092 this window to piss on. God, it's like crack to them. 220 00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:51,960 - Crazy. - They also sell crack at that window. 221 00:13:51,962 --> 00:13:54,063 - Oh! OK. 222 00:13:54,065 --> 00:13:57,400 - But don't worry, it's safe as long as you get out by sundown. 223 00:13:57,402 --> 00:14:00,272 That's when the handjobs start. 224 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,844 (pop music playing) - What the...? 225 00:14:10,615 --> 00:14:14,483 A lot of cars in our driveway. 226 00:14:14,485 --> 00:14:17,085 (You're a Strange Animal by Gowan playing) 227 00:14:17,087 --> 00:14:19,625 - AAAH! Surprise! - Hey, fuck! 228 00:14:22,226 --> 00:14:26,161 - I was gonna be in town anyway, so I thought to myself, wouldn't this be the perfect opportunity 229 00:14:26,163 --> 00:14:30,366 to organize a little something for the two of you? Ohhh, 230 00:14:30,368 --> 00:14:34,536 I am so proud of you, Dougie. You found something secure and steady. 231 00:14:34,538 --> 00:14:38,307 You see? Everything has a time and a place. 232 00:14:38,309 --> 00:14:41,076 Hmm! Hmm-hmm! - Thanks, Mom. 233 00:14:41,078 --> 00:14:44,579 - Oh. Your house, the baby... 234 00:14:44,581 --> 00:14:47,182 I can't believe I'm gonna be a grandmother. 235 00:14:47,184 --> 00:14:50,219 If I'm being honest, there was a while there where I never thought it was gonna happen, 236 00:14:50,221 --> 00:14:52,722 what with Ira being the way he is and all. 237 00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:54,723 - Jesus, Mom. - Wow! 238 00:14:54,725 --> 00:14:58,227 If it makes you feel any better, I go all kinds of ways. 239 00:14:58,229 --> 00:15:00,496 - What kinds of ways? - Ah, you get me drunk enough, 240 00:15:00,498 --> 00:15:04,300 I'll munch a box. That's not an animal; I got all kinds of tricks. 241 00:15:04,302 --> 00:15:06,502 (man growling) 242 00:15:06,504 --> 00:15:08,704 - Feels like my ass threw up! 243 00:15:08,706 --> 00:15:13,443 HEYYY! There he is! No, no, come on, 244 00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:16,012 give me the good stuff. Give me the... No, no. 245 00:15:16,014 --> 00:15:20,049 (gurgling) - (Doug's mom): Ohhhh! 246 00:15:20,051 --> 00:15:24,554 - Fucking... Mazel tov! Mazel tov! In your a... 247 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:29,025 Oh, excuse me, I didn't... I'm sorry. Sorry. - (whispering): No. Fuck. 248 00:15:29,027 --> 00:15:32,195 - I was just pretending to butt fuck my friend. I don't think we've been properly introduced. 249 00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:35,164 I'm Patrick... Hoolahan. 250 00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:37,065 - We've met, you idiot! 251 00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:40,302 You wouldn't stop hitting on me at Doug and Eva's wedding. 252 00:15:40,304 --> 00:15:42,772 And you fell asleep and pissed yourself. 253 00:15:42,774 --> 00:15:45,541 - Nice. Represent. - (Mary): Yeah. 254 00:15:45,543 --> 00:15:48,310 - Why do you have a boner? - You just noticed that? 255 00:15:48,312 --> 00:15:49,545 - Hey, what, I have a... - (Mary): It's massive. 256 00:15:49,547 --> 00:15:52,748 - What? Uh... - Come on, clean it up! 257 00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:56,719 - Ah! - No! Stop! - Just trying to get rid of it. 258 00:15:56,721 --> 00:16:00,359 - Pat always gets boners. - (Pat): FUCK! DIB! HIYA! 259 00:16:12,269 --> 00:16:15,704 - So how was your first day? - Work? 260 00:16:15,706 --> 00:16:19,474 Oh, it... Aw, It was so fun. 261 00:16:19,476 --> 00:16:23,546 Yeah. I mean, there's so many documents and... 262 00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:27,650 phone calls to make and receive and... 263 00:16:27,652 --> 00:16:30,085 You sit a lot. 264 00:16:30,087 --> 00:16:32,354 I mean, like, pretty much the whole day. 265 00:16:32,356 --> 00:16:36,626 So it's safe. You know, it's really safe. 266 00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:40,366 Plus there's a Harvey's close by, which is good. 267 00:16:42,366 --> 00:16:45,501 - Hey. I'm proud of you, 268 00:16:45,503 --> 00:16:48,337 of us. 269 00:16:48,339 --> 00:16:51,373 We're doing this. It's... 270 00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:53,743 it's a fucking a lot and... 271 00:16:53,745 --> 00:16:57,379 (chuckling) It's crazy, but we're doing it. 272 00:16:57,381 --> 00:16:59,815 Together. 273 00:16:59,817 --> 00:17:04,088 - A team. - Yeah, we're a team. Got each other's backs. 274 00:17:07,692 --> 00:17:10,226 I know it's hard for you. 275 00:17:10,228 --> 00:17:13,395 I mean, I know you miss it. 276 00:17:13,397 --> 00:17:15,530 And I miss it too. 277 00:17:15,532 --> 00:17:18,500 I loved watching you play, 278 00:17:18,502 --> 00:17:22,270 but I love you and... 279 00:17:22,272 --> 00:17:26,142 the family we're gonna have, more. (toilet flushing) 280 00:17:26,144 --> 00:17:28,844 - AAH! Guys! Dropping loads. 281 00:17:28,846 --> 00:17:33,251 Dropping fucking hot meatball loads from my asshole. 282 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,652 - Hey, Pat. 283 00:17:37,654 --> 00:17:40,389 - This... I -I was just... I'm having... I'm having 284 00:17:40,391 --> 00:17:43,793 some stomach issues today. 285 00:17:43,795 --> 00:17:46,461 - (announcer): Ladies and germs, welcome to the Bruised and Battered 286 00:17:46,463 --> 00:17:49,532 Hockey Fighting Competition. Proudly banned in 11 states, 287 00:17:49,534 --> 00:17:52,602 6 provinces and 1 territory! The hockey tournament 288 00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:55,138 for retired fourth-liners with only one rule: 289 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,340 no hockey. 290 00:17:57,342 --> 00:18:00,276 - You know, I tell ya, Hot Ice would have been all over this shit. 291 00:18:00,278 --> 00:18:03,546 Fucking kids these days with their fucking... 292 00:18:03,548 --> 00:18:06,181 YouTube. 293 00:18:06,183 --> 00:18:08,517 Fucking Isis. 294 00:18:08,519 --> 00:18:11,687 I tell you what, I'm into new shit now. But lately, 295 00:18:11,689 --> 00:18:14,257 Dougie, my new thing; I'm all about going 296 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:18,260 fucking door to door selling fucking china deluxe. 297 00:18:18,262 --> 00:18:22,832 Look at this fucking thing, right? You know, you fucking... 298 00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:26,568 You put it someplace, you put it another place. People fucking look at it. 299 00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:28,871 Does everything it needs to do. 300 00:18:28,873 --> 00:18:32,307 Dope, right? Dougie? 301 00:18:32,309 --> 00:18:36,245 - I keep going over and over it in my head. 302 00:18:36,247 --> 00:18:39,882 He was unlike anybody I've ever fought before. 303 00:18:39,884 --> 00:18:42,250 He was faster... 304 00:18:42,252 --> 00:18:44,253 meaner. 305 00:18:44,255 --> 00:18:48,557 Thank God Eva wasn't watching when he beat me. 306 00:18:48,559 --> 00:18:51,360 - (announcer): And now, the main event of the evening! 307 00:18:51,362 --> 00:18:54,396 Fighting for the $400 grand prize 308 00:18:54,398 --> 00:18:57,566 is reigning champ, Ross "the Boss"... 309 00:18:57,568 --> 00:19:00,536 - Rhea! - (announcer): Rhea! 310 00:19:00,538 --> 00:19:02,939 - (Pat): Yep, you kicked the shit out of him. He looks like 311 00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:07,742 265 pounds of dog shit stuffed into fucking ice skates, 312 00:19:07,744 --> 00:19:11,646 but, tell you what, motherfucker can still bang. 313 00:19:11,648 --> 00:19:14,385 (neck cracking) 314 00:19:16,386 --> 00:19:18,653 - Hey, Barnesby. - Bossman. 315 00:19:18,655 --> 00:19:20,890 - How's the shoulder? - Fucked as usual. 316 00:19:20,892 --> 00:19:23,491 Thanks for asking, though. 317 00:19:23,493 --> 00:19:27,496 - Alright. I'll make it quick for you. - Fuck you. 318 00:19:27,498 --> 00:19:30,565 (crowd cheering) 319 00:19:30,567 --> 00:19:34,439 (rock music playing) - (spectator): Follow the dream! Yeah! 320 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:41,512 - Oof! Oof! - ♪♪ Stand up and say And say your prayers ♪ 321 00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:47,016 ♪ Stand up and say ♪ 322 00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:50,788 ♪ Say your prayers Say them ♪♪ 323 00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:53,588 - Oh! 324 00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:56,491 - You alright, Barnes? - Aww, go fuck yourself. 325 00:19:56,493 --> 00:20:00,763 - Jesus fucking Christ! It's a fucking crime scene! 326 00:20:00,765 --> 00:20:04,236 (cheers and applause) Bra-ah! 327 00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:15,344 - (woman): I love you! - "The Bruised and Battered Competition... 328 00:20:15,346 --> 00:20:18,046 "would like to thank you for your continued support. 329 00:20:18,048 --> 00:20:21,284 "But we are especially thankful... 330 00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:22,884 (audio feedback) (soft music playing) 331 00:20:22,886 --> 00:20:26,354 "...for the Dartmouth Wig Outlet. 332 00:20:26,356 --> 00:20:28,556 You won't wig out at their prices." 333 00:20:28,558 --> 00:20:31,626 - (spectator): Fucking sister wearing the wig! 334 00:20:31,628 --> 00:20:34,363 (spectators shouting) - Alright. 335 00:20:34,365 --> 00:20:38,834 I got some people I want to thank too. You fucking people! 336 00:20:38,836 --> 00:20:41,903 (crowd whistling and jeering) Yeah. That's right. 337 00:20:41,905 --> 00:20:44,373 I used to think I was done. 338 00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:48,811 And maybe there... there is a time for everybody... 339 00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:50,979 but when I step out on this ice 340 00:20:50,981 --> 00:20:54,517 and I see all of you cheering me on, I know my time 341 00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:57,886 ain't done yet. Thank you very much. - You're the fucking man, Ross! 342 00:20:57,888 --> 00:21:00,623 - (crowd): Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross! 343 00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:01,824 Ross! Ross! 344 00:21:01,826 --> 00:21:04,730 Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross! 345 00:21:07,664 --> 00:21:11,734 - I'm James Duffy. - And I'm Chad Bailey. You're watching SportsDesk. 346 00:21:11,736 --> 00:21:15,738 SportsDesk, we're all pink on the inside. - Oh, Jesus Christ. 347 00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:18,039 Anyway, Halifax's woeful losing streak extends 348 00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:21,076 to 12 straight losses to start the year. 349 00:21:21,078 --> 00:21:22,978 They've been in a rut since their disastrous 350 00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:25,046 season-opening loss to Reading, which saw 351 00:21:25,048 --> 00:21:27,516 then-captain Doug Glatt hospitalized following 352 00:21:27,518 --> 00:21:30,619 what would be a career-ending tilt with Anders Cain. 353 00:21:30,621 --> 00:21:35,123 Can the Highlanders find a way to turn things around? 354 00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:38,728 - (Hyrum): I bought this team because I win. - (Coach): I know. 355 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:41,497 - This lockout should be the best thing to ever happen to us, but we're blowing it. 356 00:21:41,499 --> 00:21:45,633 We are going after the biggest names on this side of the Atlantic, 357 00:21:45,635 --> 00:21:48,837 players you can build a team around, starting with Anders. 358 00:21:48,839 --> 00:21:52,007 - Wait. Your son? 359 00:21:52,009 --> 00:21:54,509 - Yeah. He's been 360 00:21:54,511 --> 00:21:57,113 a fucking beast for Reading. 361 00:21:57,115 --> 00:22:00,716 Not to mention, he almost singlehandedly eviscerated us. 362 00:22:00,718 --> 00:22:02,951 - Why are you taking so much joy? 363 00:22:02,953 --> 00:22:05,388 He pretty much ended Dougie's fucking hockey career. 364 00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:08,391 - Hey, Glatt's career was ending all by itself. 365 00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:11,160 - Well, we're never gonna know that now, are we? 366 00:22:11,162 --> 00:22:13,661 No offence, Hyrum, OK? 367 00:22:13,663 --> 00:22:16,532 But you and your son, not exactly Walter and Wayne. 368 00:22:16,534 --> 00:22:19,969 - That shit is behind us. You can believe he is not gonna fuck this up. 369 00:22:19,971 --> 00:22:23,873 He knows what's at stake. We go all in for Anders... 370 00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:28,110 you're gonna make him captain, and I'm gonna keep his ass in line. 371 00:22:28,112 --> 00:22:30,546 - Hyrum, please. Captain? Let's talk about this. - Ronnie... 372 00:22:30,548 --> 00:22:32,882 - Let's think about this. Let's think about the A... - Ronnie! 373 00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:37,018 - Before we get to the C. - Ronnie! You're gonna coach my kid. 374 00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:40,689 You're gonna build a team around him, you're gonna make him captain 375 00:22:40,691 --> 00:22:43,825 or I'm gonna find some other fucking guy who will. - Fine. 376 00:22:43,827 --> 00:22:48,029 - Good. - Fine. Better than being on the door. 377 00:22:48,031 --> 00:22:50,434 (rock music) 378 00:22:52,436 --> 00:22:54,673 (rock music) 379 00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:02,444 (Strength of Strings by Gene Clark playing) 380 00:23:02,446 --> 00:23:06,614 - Hey. - Hey. Thanks for coming. 381 00:23:06,616 --> 00:23:10,219 - Thanks for inviting me. - Welcome. What do you think? 382 00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:14,123 - I think it's... I think it's all... 383 00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:16,491 you. - As it should be, right? 384 00:23:16,493 --> 00:23:18,928 - As it should be. - Great room. - Great room. 385 00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:22,965 - Can I get you a soda pop or...? - Uh... 386 00:23:22,967 --> 00:23:27,706 - Sunflower seeds? - Uh, yeah, seeds are good. - Help yourself. Sit down. 387 00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:35,180 - Sunflower seeds are for winners. (tongue clicking) 388 00:23:38,782 --> 00:23:41,016 - Son... 389 00:23:41,018 --> 00:23:44,519 - Sorry. It's uh... 390 00:23:44,521 --> 00:23:48,690 - You're carrying the torch now. - Yes, sir. 391 00:23:48,692 --> 00:23:51,626 - You don't want... (clicking tongue) ...over you. 392 00:23:51,628 --> 00:23:56,198 - I own the torch. - Our name's on your back. Our family. 393 00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:00,001 - Our family. And actually, um, Mom was asking me... 394 00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:03,972 - Our name is a currency in this town. - Absolutely. 395 00:24:03,974 --> 00:24:06,642 - I don't want you to fuck this up. Not this time. 396 00:24:06,644 --> 00:24:10,578 This season's everything. The world is watching. 397 00:24:10,580 --> 00:24:13,181 - Maybe not the world. 398 00:24:13,183 --> 00:24:15,718 I mean, Canada probably, but... 399 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,825 And like three or four states. - Stand up. 400 00:24:22,727 --> 00:24:25,827 I'm giving you the C. - Yeah. - You're gonna prove me right. 401 00:24:25,829 --> 00:24:28,831 You're gonna win. - Yes, sir. Gonna win. - Stay the fuck out of trouble. 402 00:24:28,833 --> 00:24:31,901 - Because the therapy worked this time. 403 00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:35,136 - I don't wanna hear about that. - We won't talk about it. 404 00:24:35,138 --> 00:24:38,172 - That's for your mom. - Yes, sir. - It's shit for your mom. 405 00:24:38,174 --> 00:24:41,142 - Yes, sir. - Don't bring shit up like that. 406 00:24:41,144 --> 00:24:43,946 - (man on TV): You don't know nothing about good times. 407 00:24:43,948 --> 00:24:47,650 Let me tell you about fucking good times. 408 00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:51,554 I remember that summer like it was yesterday. 409 00:24:51,556 --> 00:24:55,290 Good music, nice heat, great friends. 410 00:24:55,292 --> 00:24:57,793 One night, me and my friends, my great friends, 411 00:24:57,795 --> 00:25:01,630 went for hamburgers downtown. 412 00:25:01,632 --> 00:25:03,766 That summer, 413 00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:07,969 we ruled the world. (touching music) We thought we "wuz" the kings. 414 00:25:07,971 --> 00:25:11,073 Turns out we "wuz" the jokers. 415 00:25:11,075 --> 00:25:14,913 - (older man on TV): Look what the fucking cat dragged in! (indistinct TV show) 416 00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:21,786 ♪♪♪ 417 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,033 (rock music) 418 00:25:38,035 --> 00:25:40,805 (indistinct chatter) 419 00:25:41,905 --> 00:25:45,743 (chatter stops) 420 00:25:52,950 --> 00:25:56,919 - (player): Fucking kid. 421 00:25:56,921 --> 00:25:59,990 This is bullshit. 422 00:26:07,030 --> 00:26:10,665 - He has hair like a lion. 423 00:26:10,667 --> 00:26:13,969 - Bring it in! Bring it in! 424 00:26:13,971 --> 00:26:17,640 OK, boys. We kind of fucked up the start of this thing, eh? 425 00:26:17,642 --> 00:26:22,010 So now, we got a few lads who are on their wages up for the big show 426 00:26:22,012 --> 00:26:24,680 down here with us wearing our jerseys. 427 00:26:24,682 --> 00:26:27,815 Jean-Pierre Finch. - Yo. 428 00:26:27,817 --> 00:26:31,786 - We got, uh, Pet... Petr, uh, Petri Dish, Petrov. 429 00:26:31,788 --> 00:26:35,857 A lot of p's. (speaking foreign language) What's he doing? 430 00:26:35,859 --> 00:26:40,094 - He's handing out candy. - Candy? (word in Slovak) 431 00:26:40,096 --> 00:26:43,097 - It's a Slovak tradition, maybe. - Better be. 432 00:26:43,099 --> 00:26:46,704 - Oh, my God! 433 00:26:48,705 --> 00:26:52,274 (speaking Slovak) - OK. And Anders Cain. 434 00:26:52,276 --> 00:26:55,678 OK. Super duper! 435 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,747 OK, now that Dougie is retired, we need a new captain, 436 00:26:58,749 --> 00:27:03,184 and I cannot think of a better leadership tandem... 437 00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:06,822 than Xavier Laflamme with the A, 438 00:27:06,824 --> 00:27:09,024 Anders Cain as captain. There you go. 439 00:27:09,026 --> 00:27:11,730 Alright. (sticks hitting ice) 440 00:27:15,932 --> 00:27:18,433 Alright. 441 00:27:18,435 --> 00:27:20,869 - This ice is shit, fix it. 442 00:27:20,871 --> 00:27:24,342 Perhaps the new captain would like to say a few words to his team. 443 00:27:26,176 --> 00:27:29,311 You alright, son? - Right. Right. - Give me something. 444 00:27:29,313 --> 00:27:32,381 - Nothing else fucking matters if we don't win. 445 00:27:32,383 --> 00:27:37,251 They brought me here to win. My dad brought me here to win. 446 00:27:37,253 --> 00:27:40,354 That's what we're gonna fucking do. Anybody here 447 00:27:40,356 --> 00:27:43,726 like fucking sunflower seeds? Well, this barn's sunflower seeds are fucking winners. 448 00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:47,129 - Hey, hey, hey. - Right? Fuck yeah! - Great, that's good. Yeah. 449 00:27:47,131 --> 00:27:51,199 - Fucking right, Dad, right? - Right. 450 00:27:51,201 --> 00:27:54,803 I know many of you... are veterans, 451 00:27:54,805 --> 00:27:58,740 many of you are old friends, many of you have never worn another sweater; 452 00:27:58,742 --> 00:28:01,442 I'm here to tell you: all of that gets you nothing. 453 00:28:01,444 --> 00:28:05,847 Produce, you will be rewarded. Don't, you'll be sent packing. - Hey! 454 00:28:05,849 --> 00:28:09,517 - It's a buyers' market out there, so for most of you, that's your fucking career done. 455 00:28:09,519 --> 00:28:11,056 (rock music) 456 00:28:12,757 --> 00:28:15,090 (players whooping) 457 00:28:15,092 --> 00:28:19,161 Fucked up the first part of this season. Find a way to be relevant! 458 00:28:19,163 --> 00:28:22,930 Make yourself fucking relevant! Because from this point on... 459 00:28:22,932 --> 00:28:26,805 - Fuck! - ...from where I'm fucking standing... 460 00:28:28,404 --> 00:28:31,440 - Ah, fuck! - ...it's Darwin. 461 00:28:31,442 --> 00:28:35,477 - (goalie): Come on, guys! Play! I'm right here! Play hockey, guys! 462 00:28:35,479 --> 00:28:37,546 Hey! 463 00:28:37,548 --> 00:28:40,785 You! Look alive, man! And who the fuck is Darwin? 464 00:28:44,555 --> 00:28:46,555 (soft classical music) 465 00:28:46,557 --> 00:28:50,461 (cat meowing and hissing) (clanking) 466 00:28:54,164 --> 00:28:57,469 (man outside moaning and talking indistinctly) 467 00:28:59,470 --> 00:29:02,571 (soft classical music) 468 00:29:02,573 --> 00:29:05,440 - (reporter): Anders, new team, new city; any message for the fans? 469 00:29:05,442 --> 00:29:09,311 - They brought me here to win. 470 00:29:09,313 --> 00:29:12,046 - (reporter): Care to confirm or deny the rumours of your captaincy? 471 00:29:12,048 --> 00:29:14,352 (inaudible whispering) 472 00:29:18,422 --> 00:29:20,555 - It's my team now. 473 00:29:20,557 --> 00:29:24,162 - (reporter): Xavier Laflamme declined to comment. ♪♪♪ 474 00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:37,341 - Ah! (gasping) 475 00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:58,492 (indistinct yoga TV program) Oh! 476 00:29:58,494 --> 00:30:00,461 - What's the bag for? 477 00:30:00,463 --> 00:30:03,532 - These are just documents. It's a huge bag full of documents. 478 00:30:03,534 --> 00:30:07,469 I'm going to an insurance festival. - Huh? 479 00:30:07,471 --> 00:30:11,340 - I better go, Eva. It's real late. Bye. 480 00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:14,642 - (TV): You then inhale... - The fuck? 481 00:30:14,644 --> 00:30:17,014 (indistinct chatter) 482 00:30:18,182 --> 00:30:20,215 (boat horn) 483 00:30:20,217 --> 00:30:23,288 ♪♪♪ 484 00:30:27,557 --> 00:30:30,094 (distant barking) 485 00:30:41,305 --> 00:30:43,307 - Hello, sir. 486 00:30:46,644 --> 00:30:50,011 - Holy shit on Mary's tits. 487 00:30:50,013 --> 00:30:53,148 Fuck are you doing here? 488 00:30:53,150 --> 00:30:55,954 - Came here to see you. 489 00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:03,025 Got injured. Right arm. 490 00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,994 - Yeah, I saw that. Hard lad, 491 00:31:05,996 --> 00:31:08,263 this Anders Cain. 492 00:31:08,265 --> 00:31:11,269 So what are you doing with the hockey bag? 493 00:31:14,637 --> 00:31:19,474 - I wanna be a Highlander again. - Oh, Jesus, kid. (distant siren blaring) 494 00:31:19,476 --> 00:31:21,442 - Will you train me? 495 00:31:21,444 --> 00:31:25,279 - Train you to what? - Teach me to fight with my left. 496 00:31:25,281 --> 00:31:28,950 (chuckling) Teach me to skate better. - What the fuck do I know 497 00:31:28,952 --> 00:31:32,456 about skating, Doug? You see what I do in there. 498 00:31:34,458 --> 00:31:38,626 - We can train another time if you're not able to right now. 499 00:31:38,628 --> 00:31:41,595 There's a restaurant nearby that sells hotdogs. 500 00:31:41,597 --> 00:31:44,533 We could just eat those instead. - Hotdogs? - Yeah. 501 00:31:44,535 --> 00:31:47,568 - It's like a sausage sandwich... - I know what a fucking hotdog is. 502 00:31:47,570 --> 00:31:50,639 - Looks like a penis. 503 00:31:50,641 --> 00:31:52,740 - Jesus Christ. 504 00:31:52,742 --> 00:31:56,545 Alright. Twenty minutes. 505 00:31:56,547 --> 00:31:59,514 We go in there, get it out of our system, and you go right home, eh? 506 00:31:59,516 --> 00:32:02,153 - Thank you, sir. 507 00:32:04,153 --> 00:32:07,622 - Ah, Goddammit! Not again. 508 00:32:07,624 --> 00:32:11,258 They better not. Fuck this! 509 00:32:11,260 --> 00:32:14,028 AH, SHIT! 510 00:32:14,030 --> 00:32:18,499 Left my fucking bus pass in there. 511 00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:21,769 I NEED MY FUCKING BUS PASS! 512 00:32:21,771 --> 00:32:26,009 - What time is it? - 11:37. Wait. 513 00:32:28,077 --> 00:32:32,279 11:38. - Did you just get home? 514 00:32:32,281 --> 00:32:36,284 - Yeah. The insurance carnival's long. 515 00:32:36,286 --> 00:32:40,255 I was meeting all these people who do insurance. 516 00:32:40,257 --> 00:32:43,624 It's really safe. 517 00:32:43,626 --> 00:32:46,561 It's a real thing. 518 00:32:46,563 --> 00:32:49,463 - It doesn't sound like a real thing. 519 00:32:49,465 --> 00:32:52,334 - Uh... (sniffing) 520 00:32:52,336 --> 00:32:55,373 - Mmm, you smell like hotdogs. 521 00:32:57,641 --> 00:33:00,010 - Thank you. 522 00:33:02,145 --> 00:33:05,316 (rock music) (loud ticking) 523 00:33:08,184 --> 00:33:10,251 (Gong!) 524 00:33:10,253 --> 00:33:12,453 - Ugh! Oh! 525 00:33:12,455 --> 00:33:14,588 - (Ross): That's it, rotate. 526 00:33:14,590 --> 00:33:16,624 Rotate. Alright, now, do that left across. 527 00:33:16,626 --> 00:33:19,361 - ♪♪ Sometimes, when your hopes have all been shattered ♪ 528 00:33:19,363 --> 00:33:21,365 ♪ There's nowhere to turn ♪ 529 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:26,567 ♪ You wonder how you'll keep going ♪ 530 00:33:26,569 --> 00:33:29,371 - (McCauley): Halifax Highlanders and the Hamilton Steelers. 531 00:33:29,373 --> 00:33:32,574 Now Laflamme is rammed on the corner. He's run into and decked! 532 00:33:32,576 --> 00:33:35,343 - Sorry. Looks like I... - Tagged ya! Tagged ya again. 533 00:33:35,345 --> 00:33:38,113 - Sorry, bud. - Stop fucking saying sorry. I'm kicking your ass, boy! 534 00:33:38,115 --> 00:33:40,114 - (McCauley): Now Depere digs the puck out of the corner, 535 00:33:40,116 --> 00:33:43,552 moves in on the back... He scores! 536 00:33:43,554 --> 00:33:46,720 - Whatever, man, I could have stopped that with your dick. 537 00:33:46,722 --> 00:33:50,459 - (McCauley): And it is a 3 -nothing lead for Hamilton over Halifax. 538 00:33:50,461 --> 00:33:54,328 (Doug coughing) - Uppercut. 539 00:33:54,330 --> 00:33:58,732 - ♪ Dare, dare to keep all your dreams alive ♪ 540 00:33:58,734 --> 00:34:01,236 (sighing) ♪ It's time to take ♪ 541 00:34:01,238 --> 00:34:04,538 ♪ A stand ♪ 542 00:34:04,540 --> 00:34:07,875 - (McCauley): The newest Highlander, Anders Cain, scores! 543 00:34:07,877 --> 00:34:10,744 Quite an individual effort by Anders Cain! 544 00:34:10,746 --> 00:34:14,715 - Ah, ah. Keep it down, Dougie. For fuck sake, 545 00:34:14,717 --> 00:34:17,552 how many times do I have to tell ya? Just the left. 546 00:34:17,554 --> 00:34:21,222 (fast-paced music) 547 00:34:21,224 --> 00:34:23,258 Put some heat on it, boy. 548 00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:25,793 There you go! That's the one I'm looking for. 549 00:34:25,795 --> 00:34:28,896 - (McCauley): Here's Anders Cain! He scores! 550 00:34:28,898 --> 00:34:30,898 Anders Cain and... Uh-oh! 551 00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:33,869 Just like that, down goes Davinski. 552 00:34:33,871 --> 00:34:36,838 - Oh, Christ! - (McCauley): And he'll head straight 553 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,340 to the penalty box. - FUCK YOU! 554 00:34:39,342 --> 00:34:42,376 - (McCauley): And now, the Moncton Lords score! 555 00:34:42,378 --> 00:34:44,311 - Fuck! - Shit game, man. 556 00:34:44,313 --> 00:34:46,581 - (Duffy): Well past the midpoint of the season, Cain 557 00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:48,349 and the Highlanders continue to be their own worst enemies 558 00:34:48,351 --> 00:34:50,552 as they remain on the playoff bubble. 559 00:34:50,554 --> 00:34:52,722 (exhaling forcefully) 560 00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:57,791 - ♪ Dare ♪♪ 561 00:34:57,793 --> 00:34:59,894 - Yeah! 562 00:34:59,896 --> 00:35:02,597 You're working your ass off, kid. 563 00:35:02,599 --> 00:35:05,400 There's a ceiling on your skating, 564 00:35:05,402 --> 00:35:07,401 and that left hand's never gonna be as strong as your right, 565 00:35:07,403 --> 00:35:10,771 but trust me, it will fuck somebody up. 566 00:35:10,773 --> 00:35:13,575 Listen, Dougie, there's something you might wanna know. 567 00:35:13,577 --> 00:35:16,244 Shit show's moving. 568 00:35:16,246 --> 00:35:20,248 Next Bruised and Battered is gonna be at the Metro Centre. 569 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:22,550 You wanna be a Highlander? That's your ticket. 570 00:35:22,552 --> 00:35:24,586 There's your audition, boy. 571 00:35:24,588 --> 00:35:26,588 Hyrum's gonna be watching. You could show him 572 00:35:26,590 --> 00:35:29,257 and everyone else you're still fucking here. 573 00:35:29,259 --> 00:35:31,927 What do you say? 574 00:35:31,929 --> 00:35:34,595 - (Duffy): And while they keep finding ways to win, 575 00:35:34,597 --> 00:35:37,499 the Highlanders keep finding ways to lose too. 576 00:35:37,501 --> 00:35:40,401 Many are blaming the hot and cold play of Anders Cain, 577 00:35:40,403 --> 00:35:42,204 who sits 31st in scoring, 578 00:35:42,206 --> 00:35:44,673 but leads the League in penalty minutes. 579 00:35:44,675 --> 00:35:46,941 - We've dropped eight of the last ten. We take 580 00:35:46,943 --> 00:35:49,211 penalties the way other teams change lines. 581 00:35:49,213 --> 00:35:52,283 - I'm trying. - What do I say? 582 00:35:54,284 --> 00:35:56,818 - Don't fucking try; fucking win. 583 00:35:56,820 --> 00:35:59,720 - Wake 'em the fuck up. 584 00:35:59,722 --> 00:36:02,523 Alright? - "Wake 'em the fuck up." Yes, sir. 585 00:36:02,525 --> 00:36:05,293 - Good. 586 00:36:05,295 --> 00:36:07,628 Lead these guys. 587 00:36:07,630 --> 00:36:09,363 - That tie is too short, Chad. 588 00:36:09,365 --> 00:36:11,432 - Or I know exactly what the fuck I'm doing, James. 589 00:36:11,434 --> 00:36:15,436 SportsDesk: we know exactly what the fuck 590 00:36:15,438 --> 00:36:17,405 we're doing... James. 591 00:36:17,407 --> 00:36:19,407 - Oh, my gosh! Thank God, it feels 592 00:36:19,409 --> 00:36:21,376 so good to be out of the house. 593 00:36:21,378 --> 00:36:24,012 And I am so excited about this restaurant. Me and the baby 594 00:36:24,014 --> 00:36:27,481 are gonna eat the shit out of some pad Thai. 595 00:36:27,483 --> 00:36:29,487 Oh, why have we taken the long way? It's not... 596 00:36:32,289 --> 00:36:34,755 (man laughing) Doug, do you wanna 597 00:36:34,757 --> 00:36:37,659 go in and say a quick hello? - Well, I'll be honest. 598 00:36:37,661 --> 00:36:40,295 I already ate and I'm already drunk, so the bar seems to make sense. 599 00:36:40,297 --> 00:36:42,896 - For fuck sake! Man, feels like 600 00:36:42,898 --> 00:36:46,501 it was fucking yesterday that I was... 601 00:36:46,503 --> 00:36:49,304 ...working here, bartender, boyfriend who played hockey. 602 00:36:49,306 --> 00:36:51,972 - Yep. - Now, I'm pregnant and married 603 00:36:51,974 --> 00:36:54,876 to a guy who says we're a team, but he's always gone, 604 00:36:54,878 --> 00:36:57,045 and for some reason, he feels he has to hide the fact 605 00:36:57,047 --> 00:36:58,813 that he eats hot dogs. What the fuck happened?! 606 00:36:58,815 --> 00:37:01,883 Are we these people now? This is... this is who we are? 607 00:37:01,885 --> 00:37:04,519 - Oh yeah, that's us. You and me, baby. 608 00:37:04,521 --> 00:37:06,521 (indistinct pop song playing) - No. Me and... Me and Doug. 609 00:37:06,523 --> 00:37:08,555 - Ohhh, I gotta take a piss. - OK. 610 00:37:08,557 --> 00:37:10,891 - Still got my jacket on. Hahaha! 611 00:37:10,893 --> 00:37:14,929 - Ha! - Get me another beer. - Yup. 612 00:37:14,931 --> 00:37:18,666 - So, Dougie, how's that new job going? 613 00:37:18,668 --> 00:37:20,367 - Oh, it... it's, oh, fun. 614 00:37:20,369 --> 00:37:21,802 Yeah. There's... 615 00:37:21,804 --> 00:37:24,639 there's all these documents, you know? 616 00:37:24,641 --> 00:37:27,474 I get to bring a thermos to work, 617 00:37:27,476 --> 00:37:29,411 which keeps my food hot and cold. 618 00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:32,680 Sometimes, I put hamburgers in there. 619 00:37:32,682 --> 00:37:34,916 It's up to me. 620 00:37:34,918 --> 00:37:38,753 - The way we're playing, we're all gonna need a new job soon. 621 00:37:38,755 --> 00:37:40,722 - Uh, I suppose I could go back 622 00:37:40,724 --> 00:37:44,025 to Pentecostal summer camp with my cousin's boyfriend. 623 00:37:44,027 --> 00:37:47,329 - I'm gonna have to move back with Mom. 624 00:37:47,331 --> 00:37:49,697 But don't get me wrong, I love her to bits, 625 00:37:49,699 --> 00:37:53,101 but that bed pan fills up fucking fast. 626 00:37:53,103 --> 00:37:57,375 - I don't want to work at my uncle's eel farm. - Hm-mm. 627 00:38:00,110 --> 00:38:03,510 - I don't know how to do anything else. 628 00:38:03,512 --> 00:38:05,847 (indistinct chatter) 629 00:38:05,849 --> 00:38:08,016 (sigh) 630 00:38:08,018 --> 00:38:11,086 - Ah, you know, it's just a slump, boys. 631 00:38:11,088 --> 00:38:13,524 She'll pass. 632 00:38:15,525 --> 00:38:17,827 Come on, get 'em in ya! - Mmm. 633 00:38:20,429 --> 00:38:23,798 - All the drinks in this country taste like piss. 634 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,767 - Taste like a Kazakh shit in my mouth. 635 00:38:26,769 --> 00:38:30,637 (slurping) - Oh, that tastes like burps. 636 00:38:30,639 --> 00:38:33,777 (soft music) 637 00:38:44,887 --> 00:38:46,887 - Welcome home, kid. 638 00:38:46,889 --> 00:38:48,923 - Thanks. 639 00:38:48,925 --> 00:38:50,928 - Big night, eh? Everybody watching. 640 00:38:53,530 --> 00:38:56,130 Don't worry, you'll be fine. What poor bastard 641 00:38:56,132 --> 00:38:58,099 they got you matched up with tonight? 642 00:38:58,101 --> 00:39:00,635 - Didn't they tell you? The format's been changed. 643 00:39:00,637 --> 00:39:03,771 - Changed to what? - (announcer): Ladies 644 00:39:03,773 --> 00:39:06,441 and gentlemen, the Bruised and Battered Competition 645 00:39:06,443 --> 00:39:08,909 is proud to bring you tonight's special event. 646 00:39:08,911 --> 00:39:11,445 Ten fighters, one rink, one fight 647 00:39:11,447 --> 00:39:14,115 in our first ever Battle Royale! 648 00:39:14,117 --> 00:39:18,186 - Let's fucking go! - Are you ready? 649 00:39:18,188 --> 00:39:20,921 Are you ready? 650 00:39:20,923 --> 00:39:23,791 - Really bad idea. 651 00:39:23,793 --> 00:39:27,063 - Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 652 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,166 - AAAAAH! - AAAAAH! 653 00:39:32,168 --> 00:39:34,568 (blows whistle) (electronic music) 654 00:39:34,570 --> 00:39:37,472 (crowd cheering) 655 00:39:37,474 --> 00:39:39,777 - Oh, jeez! Oh, jeez! Oh, jeez! 656 00:39:42,978 --> 00:39:46,079 - AH! - Jesus Christ on a bike! 657 00:39:46,081 --> 00:39:48,118 (fighting exertions) - Fuck you, Glatt! 658 00:40:02,865 --> 00:40:05,769 - The fuck are we doing here? - I don't know, I went to fucking Princeton. 659 00:40:16,813 --> 00:40:19,046 - You look like Super Mario. 660 00:40:19,048 --> 00:40:21,418 Hey, Andrew. 661 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,155 - My fuck, can he still bang. 662 00:40:27,157 --> 00:40:30,861 (electronic music) (fighting exertions) 663 00:40:34,797 --> 00:40:38,168 - Here, big guy. What are you, like, fucking 15 years old? 664 00:40:40,670 --> 00:40:45,106 - AAAAH! - (crowd chanting): Ross! Ross! 665 00:40:45,108 --> 00:40:47,208 - I think he had enough. (Ross grunting) 666 00:40:47,210 --> 00:40:49,612 Let me go. Let me go. I'm the ref, let me go! 667 00:40:52,748 --> 00:40:55,516 - Fuck it! - Ugh! 668 00:40:55,518 --> 00:40:57,519 (Doug panting) 669 00:40:57,521 --> 00:41:00,157 - (spectator): Woohoo! Get out of here! 670 00:41:02,125 --> 00:41:04,762 - (spectator): You're one tough motherfucker, Dougie! 671 00:41:08,063 --> 00:41:10,099 (Ross sighing) (crowd cheering) 672 00:41:20,076 --> 00:41:23,778 - Hey, kid. - Hi, sir. 673 00:41:23,780 --> 00:41:25,979 You all right? (Ross chuckling) 674 00:41:25,981 --> 00:41:28,048 (Ross snorting) 675 00:41:28,050 --> 00:41:30,050 - Yeah. 676 00:41:30,052 --> 00:41:32,086 I've been better. 677 00:41:32,088 --> 00:41:35,255 - (crowd): Fight! Fight! Fight! - (Ross): Ah, fuck. 678 00:41:35,257 --> 00:41:37,224 - (crowd): Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 679 00:41:37,226 --> 00:41:40,128 - Let's not reinvent the wheel here, eh? 680 00:41:40,130 --> 00:41:42,697 - (crowd): Thug! Thug! Thug! Thug! Thug! 681 00:41:42,699 --> 00:41:45,099 Thug! Thug! Thug! Thug! Thug! 682 00:41:45,101 --> 00:41:47,101 - Wait, wait. 683 00:41:47,103 --> 00:41:49,970 (crowd sighing) Got you, buddy. 684 00:41:49,972 --> 00:41:52,773 I think we should leave. (crowd booing) 685 00:41:52,775 --> 00:41:54,775 I got you. 686 00:41:54,777 --> 00:41:58,079 ♪♪♪ 687 00:41:58,081 --> 00:42:00,251 (cracking sound) 688 00:42:07,324 --> 00:42:09,856 - Oh! 689 00:42:09,858 --> 00:42:13,827 That was a fucking shit show, eh? 690 00:42:13,829 --> 00:42:15,833 Not exactly playing hockey, is it? 691 00:42:19,668 --> 00:42:21,635 Thanks, kid. 692 00:42:21,637 --> 00:42:23,905 You had my back out there. 693 00:42:23,907 --> 00:42:27,811 I owe ya. (Ross coughing) 694 00:42:30,146 --> 00:42:32,613 - Maybe I should take you to the doctor. 695 00:42:32,615 --> 00:42:34,615 - What for? 696 00:42:34,617 --> 00:42:37,784 So he can tell me I got post-concussion syndrome? 697 00:42:37,786 --> 00:42:40,287 One more bad hit, and then you're done? 698 00:42:40,289 --> 00:42:42,289 It's not fucking soccer, Dougie. 699 00:42:42,291 --> 00:42:44,661 Been hearing that shit for a decade now. 700 00:42:47,130 --> 00:42:49,199 - Doesn't sound very good. 701 00:42:51,934 --> 00:42:55,003 - You looked mean out there, kiddo. 702 00:42:55,005 --> 00:42:58,075 Young Anders better watch his ass. 703 00:43:01,677 --> 00:43:04,045 (Petrov laughing) 704 00:43:04,047 --> 00:43:06,113 - Lead these guys! Lead these guys! 705 00:43:06,115 --> 00:43:08,816 Fuck, what would a leader do? What would a fucking leader do 706 00:43:08,818 --> 00:43:12,086 right now? Alright! Alright! Listen up! 707 00:43:12,088 --> 00:43:14,354 Captain speaking! Captain time! 708 00:43:14,356 --> 00:43:16,923 Off your fucking phone, Laflamme! Get off! 709 00:43:16,925 --> 00:43:18,825 - (whispering): Turn it off. - You turn the fucking puck 710 00:43:18,827 --> 00:43:21,162 over in the neutral zone one more time, and I'll teach you 711 00:43:21,164 --> 00:43:23,231 a fucking lesson you'll never forget. Got it? 712 00:43:23,233 --> 00:43:24,798 - The fuck you just said? 713 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,401 - And you KHL-garbage- bullshit-Ukrainian- 714 00:43:27,403 --> 00:43:29,670 fuck-hockey-league- Chernobyl-disaster 715 00:43:29,672 --> 00:43:32,740 fucks, you turn that fucking puck over one more time, 716 00:43:32,742 --> 00:43:35,409 and I'll fucking kill both of you! And you! 717 00:43:35,411 --> 00:43:38,746 - Yeah? - Hey, fuck, I don't even know, fuck you! 718 00:43:38,748 --> 00:43:41,249 Fuck you! - Hey! 719 00:43:41,251 --> 00:43:43,918 Be nice. 720 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:47,354 What? 721 00:43:47,356 --> 00:43:50,124 Be... 722 00:43:50,126 --> 00:43:53,061 ...nice. 723 00:43:53,063 --> 00:43:57,264 (Anders roaring) (Stevenson screaming) 724 00:43:57,266 --> 00:44:01,235 - WHOOO! WHOOOO! Fuck yeah! 725 00:44:01,237 --> 00:44:03,704 That's what I'm talking about! Sports! 726 00:44:03,706 --> 00:44:07,141 You miss fucking Doug Glatt? You think he gives two fucking shits 727 00:44:07,143 --> 00:44:11,845 about you guys? I care! I fucking care! 728 00:44:11,847 --> 00:44:13,981 We're gonna do this together! Highlanders on three! 729 00:44:13,983 --> 00:44:16,050 (Petrov laughing) One, two, three, 730 00:44:16,052 --> 00:44:18,920 Highlanders! My line starts. 731 00:44:18,922 --> 00:44:21,255 See? He gets it. He fucking gets it! 732 00:44:21,257 --> 00:44:23,758 He smiles! He fucking gets it! 733 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:28,095 Fuck! No! No more fucking candies! 734 00:44:28,097 --> 00:44:30,331 What the fuck! Holy shit! 735 00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:32,336 (Petrov laughing) 736 00:44:34,336 --> 00:44:37,170 (techno music) (crowd cheering) - (McCauley): Highlanders 737 00:44:37,172 --> 00:44:40,441 lead Newark 1-nothing thanks to a goal by Anders Cain. 738 00:44:40,443 --> 00:44:42,844 Anders Cain wants it badly; he shoved 739 00:44:42,846 --> 00:44:45,746 his own teammate aside. Now, the captain waits. 740 00:44:45,748 --> 00:44:47,849 Cain takes a good look up the ice. 741 00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:50,050 Down at the other end is Laflamme hovering 742 00:44:50,052 --> 00:44:53,787 in the neutral zone. Cain works it up, Laflamme well ahead. - No, no, no! 743 00:44:53,789 --> 00:44:57,023 - (McCauley): In a suicide pass, Laflamme is decked by Balako! 744 00:44:57,025 --> 00:44:58,925 - Fuck! - Fucking cunt! 745 00:44:58,927 --> 00:45:02,329 - (McCauley): Down on the ice is Laflamme. He's spitting blood. 746 00:45:02,331 --> 00:45:05,398 Here's Cain and Stevenson going at the goal! 747 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,802 Anders Cain absolutely... - What are you doing?! 748 00:45:07,804 --> 00:45:10,237 - (McCauley): ...levels the Newark goalie and Stevenson. 749 00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:13,508 - Fuck me! - Now Cain draws a crowd. 750 00:45:13,510 --> 00:45:16,844 Cain decks one, decks two. 751 00:45:16,846 --> 00:45:19,847 And Cain stood up to the world. 752 00:45:19,849 --> 00:45:22,550 - Your kid finally got suspended, OK? 753 00:45:22,552 --> 00:45:24,918 He's destroying this team. - What's that? 754 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,420 You heard me, you little shit. - Tread lightly, Ron. 755 00:45:27,422 --> 00:45:30,090 - Hyrum, did you not see the same fucking hockey game 756 00:45:30,092 --> 00:45:32,059 that I saw last night? Did you see that game? 757 00:45:32,061 --> 00:45:34,061 - Yeah, I did. I saw compete. 758 00:45:34,063 --> 00:45:35,929 It was misdirected, but I saw compete. 759 00:45:35,931 --> 00:45:37,932 - The dressing room's in the shitter. It's tighter 760 00:45:37,934 --> 00:45:39,900 than a nun's cunt in there. There's no chatter; 761 00:45:39,902 --> 00:45:41,903 the boys feel like they're on the chopping block. 762 00:45:41,905 --> 00:45:44,104 - They... they need someone to pull 'em together. 763 00:45:44,106 --> 00:45:47,374 And time after time after time, he's proven he's not the fucking guy. 764 00:45:47,376 --> 00:45:49,911 - Oh, what? So it's my fault the fucking 765 00:45:49,913 --> 00:45:52,048 amateur-hour limp-dick... - Anders! 766 00:45:55,952 --> 00:45:58,418 What about Doug? - Doug, Doug?! 767 00:45:58,420 --> 00:46:01,856 - Maybe I was wrong about him. 768 00:46:01,858 --> 00:46:05,927 I saw him at the shit show the other night. He looked mean. 769 00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:08,362 - What? Really? - (Hyrum): Yeah. - We thought he was done. 770 00:46:08,364 --> 00:46:10,898 - Yeah, 'cause I fucking made him done. 771 00:46:10,900 --> 00:46:12,900 - Alright. Alright. Well then, 772 00:46:12,902 --> 00:46:15,135 maybe we bring him back to practice, eh? 773 00:46:15,137 --> 00:46:18,905 And we'll give him a shot, see if he's got what it takes. 774 00:46:18,907 --> 00:46:21,275 But we saw what he did to him; so what's that dressing room 775 00:46:21,277 --> 00:46:23,177 gonna look like with him and Glatt in it? 776 00:46:23,179 --> 00:46:26,213 - I think we should find out. - Fuck me! 777 00:46:26,215 --> 00:46:29,516 - Fuck you then, 'cause we're doing it. 778 00:46:29,518 --> 00:46:32,321 (car honking) (rock music) 779 00:46:35,090 --> 00:46:37,161 (indistinct chatter) 780 00:46:41,396 --> 00:46:44,331 - ♪ Baby, it's nice to have you here ♪ 781 00:46:44,333 --> 00:46:47,300 ♪ Right now ♪ 782 00:46:47,302 --> 00:46:50,037 ♪ Baby, it's nice to feel you near ♪ 783 00:46:50,039 --> 00:46:52,409 - Oh, my Lordy! It's Doug! 784 00:46:54,309 --> 00:46:56,376 - Jesus, Stevie, you fell in the garbage. 785 00:46:56,378 --> 00:46:58,880 - (Stevenson): I'm OK. - Welcome back, Dougie. 786 00:46:58,882 --> 00:47:01,282 - Welcome home, Dougie. - Welcome home, Doug. 787 00:47:01,284 --> 00:47:04,985 - Thanks, bud. - Number 69. 788 00:47:04,987 --> 00:47:07,255 Now we're talking. - Fucking right. 789 00:47:07,257 --> 00:47:11,425 - OK, boys. 790 00:47:11,427 --> 00:47:14,362 This is a big day. First off, we're gonna welcome back 791 00:47:14,364 --> 00:47:17,264 Dougie. We're gonna see if he's fit enough to play. Right? 792 00:47:17,266 --> 00:47:19,300 (applause and cheering) - Fucking right! - Good luck, bud. 793 00:47:19,302 --> 00:47:21,269 - Thank you, guys. 794 00:47:21,271 --> 00:47:24,604 I'm so happy to be back here and have a chance to... 795 00:47:24,606 --> 00:47:26,907 to... be back here? 796 00:47:26,909 --> 00:47:29,577 - (whispering): It's good. OK! 797 00:47:29,579 --> 00:47:32,079 I'm so fucking excited to tell you this. 798 00:47:32,081 --> 00:47:34,347 Favourite part of the practice for me: 799 00:47:34,349 --> 00:47:36,284 puke time, suicides. 800 00:47:36,286 --> 00:47:38,286 - Let's give her. - Lace 'em up. 801 00:47:38,288 --> 00:47:39,956 - Hand of iron. - Let's go, boys! 802 00:47:40,956 --> 00:47:43,356 - Jew of iron. 803 00:47:43,358 --> 00:47:45,092 - Sorry, I smell like garbage. 804 00:47:45,094 --> 00:47:46,661 - Ha! - See you out there. 805 00:47:46,663 --> 00:47:49,597 - So glad to see you, man. I totally thought 806 00:47:49,599 --> 00:47:51,869 you were transitioning. 807 00:47:56,005 --> 00:47:59,206 - You're not home. 808 00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:01,378 Your fucking jersey, you idiot. you're not home. 809 00:48:12,155 --> 00:48:14,191 Shouldn't have come back, Doug. 810 00:48:16,192 --> 00:48:18,896 Shouldn't have come back... 811 00:48:22,431 --> 00:48:25,032 - They gave you my C. 812 00:48:25,034 --> 00:48:29,269 - I think you gave me your C, bud. 813 00:48:29,271 --> 00:48:31,572 - Captain doesn't cheap shot... 814 00:48:31,574 --> 00:48:34,675 Doesn't try to end careers. 815 00:48:34,677 --> 00:48:38,079 - You think you're a hockey player? That's fucking funny. 816 00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:41,652 (Anders laughing) (sinister music) 817 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:47,454 See, Doug... I just do 818 00:48:47,456 --> 00:48:49,458 whatever my team needs me to do. 819 00:48:55,764 --> 00:48:58,231 See you out there, bud. - Hmm. 820 00:48:58,233 --> 00:49:00,237 - You look good. Your face looks better. 821 00:49:02,572 --> 00:49:04,505 - OK, lads. Some of "youse" 822 00:49:04,507 --> 00:49:06,474 have a little rust. (Anders sniffling) 823 00:49:06,476 --> 00:49:09,010 We're gonna work some of that rust off right fucking now. 824 00:49:09,012 --> 00:49:11,345 OK? We're gonna play some shutdown hockey. 825 00:49:11,347 --> 00:49:14,347 - Let's keep it clean, fellas. You're all on the same team here. 826 00:49:14,349 --> 00:49:16,282 - OK? (clanking) 827 00:49:16,284 --> 00:49:19,320 (rock music) Jesus fucking Christ. 828 00:49:19,322 --> 00:49:22,222 - Don't mind me. - We won't. Let's go! 829 00:49:22,224 --> 00:49:25,494 - Let's go around, boys. The pattern. Good job. 830 00:49:33,268 --> 00:49:35,304 - Move your feet, boys! Move your feet! 831 00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,373 - Don't get poked! 832 00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:43,344 - MOVE IT! - Keep your head up! (indistinct shouting) 833 00:49:43,346 --> 00:49:46,146 - Fuck off! Dammit! Fuck it! - Whoo! 834 00:49:46,148 --> 00:49:49,682 - Come on, man! 835 00:49:49,684 --> 00:49:52,255 (rock music) 836 00:49:54,523 --> 00:49:57,358 - Nice, Dougie. - Good job! 837 00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:00,494 (cheering) - Yeah! 838 00:50:00,496 --> 00:50:03,496 - The old boys are looking good. - Fuck! 839 00:50:03,498 --> 00:50:07,200 - Nice, Dougie! - Whoo! 840 00:50:07,202 --> 00:50:09,836 - Fuck! - Next goal wins! 841 00:50:09,838 --> 00:50:13,307 - "Next goal wins," what is this? Street hockey? 842 00:50:13,309 --> 00:50:15,675 - Car! - Let's get up, baby! Hustle! 843 00:50:15,677 --> 00:50:18,112 - Let's go! Let's go! (rock music) 844 00:50:18,114 --> 00:50:20,581 - Anders, work! They're making you look bad! 845 00:50:20,583 --> 00:50:23,851 - Game on! - Mom's got hot chocolate at our place after. 846 00:50:23,853 --> 00:50:26,454 - Loser brings an orange ball from Canadian Tire! 847 00:50:26,456 --> 00:50:28,456 - "Next goal wins" is a thing. That's... 848 00:50:28,458 --> 00:50:32,626 that's not just road hockey; that... that is a thing. 849 00:50:32,628 --> 00:50:34,561 - Whoo! - Hey-hey-hey-hey! 850 00:50:34,563 --> 00:50:37,264 Hey! - Come on! You're gonna fucking turtle on me? 851 00:50:37,266 --> 00:50:39,499 - Hey! - Come on, Dougie, round two. 852 00:50:39,501 --> 00:50:41,334 - Puck's at your feet! You play to the whistle! 853 00:50:41,336 --> 00:50:43,436 - Come on, Dougie. Come on! - Dougie, here! 854 00:50:43,438 --> 00:50:46,407 - Shoot the puck, boys! - The fuck! 855 00:50:46,409 --> 00:50:49,142 (cheering) 856 00:50:49,144 --> 00:50:52,646 - There you go! Next goal wins it, right? - Hahaha! Go, Dougie! 857 00:50:52,648 --> 00:50:55,548 - Haha! - Fuck! 858 00:50:55,550 --> 00:50:58,885 - Jesus Christ, man! 859 00:50:58,887 --> 00:51:01,822 - Hey, Hyrum, what kind of marshmallows do you like? 860 00:51:01,824 --> 00:51:05,892 - Go fuck yourself. - Boys, bring it in. 861 00:51:05,894 --> 00:51:10,563 Good hustle, eh? Good hustle, heart; 862 00:51:10,565 --> 00:51:12,532 that's what it takes to win. You guys 863 00:51:12,534 --> 00:51:15,235 are getting first shift tonight. Belchy, 864 00:51:15,237 --> 00:51:17,704 you nut, don't wander. You're starting. 865 00:51:17,706 --> 00:51:20,340 - Fucking right, Coach. It's Canadian fucking hockey! 866 00:51:20,342 --> 00:51:24,144 - OK. Dougie. Welcome back, son. 867 00:51:24,146 --> 00:51:25,579 (sticks hitting ice) - Hear, hear. 868 00:51:25,581 --> 00:51:28,749 - Welcome back. Pump. - Boys! 869 00:51:28,751 --> 00:51:30,821 (indistinct PA system message) 870 00:51:32,822 --> 00:51:36,523 - Doug! Where were you? They called our names to go in. 871 00:51:36,525 --> 00:51:40,360 - I'm sorry, Eva. I'll explain when I'm less sweaty. 872 00:51:40,362 --> 00:51:42,463 Hey, triceratops. 873 00:51:42,465 --> 00:51:44,731 It's my favourite dinosaur. 874 00:51:44,733 --> 00:51:46,833 Remember how I keep saying that work is fun 875 00:51:46,835 --> 00:51:48,668 and there's all these documents? 876 00:51:48,670 --> 00:51:50,670 Well, that's, like, only half true, 877 00:51:50,672 --> 00:51:53,706 because it's not fun. At all. 878 00:51:53,708 --> 00:51:56,577 I just don't think that the insurance bug has truly laid 879 00:51:56,579 --> 00:51:59,780 its eggs inside of me. (Beep!) 880 00:51:59,782 --> 00:52:01,715 - OK. 881 00:52:01,717 --> 00:52:03,717 So... 882 00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:07,621 I mean, who said you had to sell insurance? 883 00:52:07,623 --> 00:52:10,523 I never told you that. 884 00:52:10,525 --> 00:52:13,459 And I only got you those bloody business cards 885 00:52:13,461 --> 00:52:15,396 'cause I was trying to be cute or some shit. 886 00:52:15,398 --> 00:52:17,800 - The Highlanders still need me. 887 00:52:21,369 --> 00:52:24,438 - We're supposed to be doing this together, 888 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,773 like a team. Neither of us are 889 00:52:26,775 --> 00:52:30,411 just making decisions for ourselves anymore. 890 00:52:30,413 --> 00:52:32,979 A lot of shit affects both of us. - (doctor): Ahem! 891 00:52:32,981 --> 00:52:35,317 (touching music) (heart beating) 892 00:52:40,789 --> 00:52:43,523 - Look at her. Look at what we did. 893 00:52:43,525 --> 00:52:46,293 - Yeah. 894 00:52:46,295 --> 00:52:48,929 She looks like a beautiful, tiny mushroom person. 895 00:52:48,931 --> 00:52:51,201 - She's so cool. 896 00:52:55,471 --> 00:52:58,238 Just... it was different 897 00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:00,441 watching you beat the piss out of guys 898 00:53:00,443 --> 00:53:02,742 before I actually knew you. I mean, 899 00:53:02,744 --> 00:53:05,311 I fucking loved it, obviously. 900 00:53:05,313 --> 00:53:08,481 Part of what made me dig you in the first place. 901 00:53:08,483 --> 00:53:12,019 But the fucking very moment I fell in love with you, 902 00:53:12,021 --> 00:53:14,454 it got scary. 903 00:53:14,456 --> 00:53:16,824 Now you're my husband, and... 904 00:53:16,826 --> 00:53:19,362 we've got... 905 00:53:21,496 --> 00:53:24,264 This is big shit, Doug. 906 00:53:24,266 --> 00:53:26,800 - I know it is. 907 00:53:26,802 --> 00:53:29,003 - I love you 908 00:53:29,005 --> 00:53:33,539 and if you wanna do something, then... 909 00:53:33,541 --> 00:53:36,476 I'm with you. 910 00:53:36,478 --> 00:53:39,880 But I can't be scared shitless every time you go out there. 911 00:53:39,882 --> 00:53:42,516 So what I mean is 912 00:53:42,518 --> 00:53:45,452 if you wanna be a Highlander again, 913 00:53:45,454 --> 00:53:47,655 then go and be a Highlander again. 914 00:53:47,657 --> 00:53:50,456 I'll support you, 915 00:53:50,458 --> 00:53:52,626 but you have to do one thing for me. 916 00:53:52,628 --> 00:53:56,063 - I would do anything for you, Eva. 917 00:53:56,065 --> 00:53:59,733 - Don't fight. 918 00:53:59,735 --> 00:54:02,068 - What? 919 00:54:02,070 --> 00:54:04,838 - I've seen you make hits 920 00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:07,675 and kill penalties and block shots 921 00:54:07,677 --> 00:54:10,778 with your face. 922 00:54:10,780 --> 00:54:12,945 I'm trying, but you gotta meet me halfway, 923 00:54:12,947 --> 00:54:15,818 and... and not fight. 924 00:54:20,356 --> 00:54:23,956 And you're more than that. 925 00:54:23,958 --> 00:54:26,327 - OK. 926 00:54:26,329 --> 00:54:29,530 - Thank you, Doug. 927 00:54:29,532 --> 00:54:33,336 - Thank you, Eva. 928 00:54:35,603 --> 00:54:38,338 - Come on, you can't quit on me now! 929 00:54:38,340 --> 00:54:40,441 What about all our adventures? 930 00:54:40,443 --> 00:54:43,610 Remember that one time I thought you had a watch? 931 00:54:43,612 --> 00:54:46,746 Are you just gonna throw that away? 932 00:54:46,748 --> 00:54:48,782 - Sorry, Bob Forbes. I don't know 933 00:54:48,784 --> 00:54:50,684 anything about documents. 934 00:54:50,686 --> 00:54:52,820 - What, you think I do?! Somebody gives me 935 00:54:52,822 --> 00:54:54,921 a document, I go hmm-hmm, 936 00:54:54,923 --> 00:54:57,657 give it to another guy! It's how insurance works! 937 00:54:57,659 --> 00:54:59,892 God dammit! 938 00:54:59,894 --> 00:55:02,128 Oh! 939 00:55:02,130 --> 00:55:04,697 Ah, I can't say I'm not sad to see you go, 940 00:55:04,699 --> 00:55:06,766 but if you change your mind, just know 941 00:55:06,768 --> 00:55:08,804 you always got a spot here in the storage shed, Dennis. 942 00:55:11,474 --> 00:55:13,574 He's, he's staying. No, he's gone. Shit. 943 00:55:13,576 --> 00:55:16,476 Aaaah! 944 00:55:16,478 --> 00:55:19,048 Always driving away the ones you love. 945 00:55:21,083 --> 00:55:24,150 Yeah, that ought to hold. Jesus Christ! 946 00:55:24,152 --> 00:55:27,054 Ugh! Ah! 947 00:55:27,056 --> 00:55:30,624 - ♪♪ Let me try you love Yes babe, I'm waiting please don't stop ♪ 948 00:55:30,626 --> 00:55:33,994 (cell phone dinging) ♪ Hey guys, all your love forever ♪ 949 00:55:33,996 --> 00:55:37,965 ♪ Let me try you love Yes babe, I'm waiting please don't stop ♪ 950 00:55:37,967 --> 00:55:40,099 ♪ Hey guys, all your love forever ♪♪ 951 00:55:40,101 --> 00:55:41,969 - Hey. How's your arm? 952 00:55:41,971 --> 00:55:43,940 - Good. Thank you. How's your arm? 953 00:55:46,541 --> 00:55:48,608 - Listen, uh, everybody's rusty 954 00:55:48,610 --> 00:55:50,943 their first game. It's OK. OK? 955 00:55:50,945 --> 00:55:52,949 (Laflamme clicks his tongue) 956 00:55:55,918 --> 00:55:59,686 - Fuck. 957 00:55:59,688 --> 00:56:01,188 - (together): Belchy! 958 00:56:01,190 --> 00:56:04,691 - We are very much happy you are playing again. 959 00:56:04,693 --> 00:56:08,461 - This is our gift to you. Sandwich. 960 00:56:08,463 --> 00:56:11,063 - This is you upon receipt of sandwich. 961 00:56:11,065 --> 00:56:12,900 - Smiling? - Mm-hmm. 962 00:56:12,902 --> 00:56:15,371 - Happy cartoon. 963 00:56:17,572 --> 00:56:20,673 - Fucking A, man. That feels fucking right. 964 00:56:20,675 --> 00:56:23,844 We needed this, man. You two fucking buffoons are standing there 965 00:56:23,846 --> 00:56:25,878 with your giant dicks. I mean, that's a fucking 966 00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,215 sturgeon, man. Jesus Christ! I tell ya, man, 967 00:56:28,217 --> 00:56:30,717 I always think you're gonna fucking prank me or whatever, 968 00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:32,552 you know, or you're gonna say your shit 969 00:56:32,554 --> 00:56:34,521 about my fucking mom, which, you know... 970 00:56:34,523 --> 00:56:37,224 - No, no, no, no. We respect your mother now. 971 00:56:37,226 --> 00:56:40,961 She's becoming very open-minded. 972 00:56:40,963 --> 00:56:43,530 - Yeah, man. Alright. She's been working on that. 973 00:56:43,532 --> 00:56:45,965 - Mm -hmm. Big cream pie, 974 00:56:45,967 --> 00:56:49,670 pearl fucking necklace. - Golden showers, 975 00:56:49,672 --> 00:56:51,838 double penetration. 976 00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:53,907 - Double penetration. 977 00:56:53,909 --> 00:56:56,043 No butt, just vagina. 978 00:56:56,045 --> 00:56:58,545 Two penis, one hole. 979 00:56:58,547 --> 00:57:02,148 - Yes. Worm, worm... - (together): ...kisses. 980 00:57:02,150 --> 00:57:04,485 - Deep inside your mother. 981 00:57:04,487 --> 00:57:07,086 Ay, ay, ay, ay... - (both): Ohhh! 982 00:57:07,088 --> 00:57:10,657 - The fuck is that?! Worm, worm? Fuck, you two, man! 983 00:57:10,659 --> 00:57:13,526 - You understand. We are brothers; 984 00:57:13,528 --> 00:57:15,729 we power-fuck your mother. 985 00:57:15,731 --> 00:57:17,898 - You know, I'm an idiot for fucking even trusting you 986 00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:21,802 for a second, you Ruski fucking pricks. The best revenge 987 00:57:21,804 --> 00:57:25,771 is living well. I'm not stooping to your fucking level. 988 00:57:25,773 --> 00:57:28,275 - The mayonnaise is semen. - What?! 989 00:57:28,277 --> 00:57:31,548 - Semen. - You know, ejaculate. 990 00:57:33,849 --> 00:57:35,883 - (Duffy): Doug Blatt is a Highlander once more. 991 00:57:35,885 --> 00:57:39,253 With just a quarter of the season left, Hyrum Cain seems 992 00:57:39,255 --> 00:57:41,954 to be trying a hail-Mary move by bringing back a man 993 00:57:41,956 --> 00:57:44,925 known for his fists and, frankly, not much else. 994 00:57:44,927 --> 00:57:48,128 - No. Considering this will be Glatt's 995 00:57:48,130 --> 00:57:50,197 first hockey game since being knocked out by his now teammate, 996 00:57:50,199 --> 00:57:52,932 the currently suspended Anders Cain, this should make 997 00:57:52,934 --> 00:57:55,068 for an interesting locker-room dynamic 998 00:57:55,070 --> 00:57:59,039 and even more awkward Cain-family Boxing Day. I mean, 999 00:57:59,041 --> 00:58:01,941 that household is a fucking disaster. 1000 00:58:01,943 --> 00:58:03,809 - Just read the prompter, man. 1001 00:58:03,811 --> 00:58:06,313 - No. I say what I want, James, 1002 00:58:06,315 --> 00:58:09,148 because I got a pair of balls, not two pieces of pussy. 1003 00:58:09,150 --> 00:58:10,918 - How long is this gonna happen for? 1004 00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:12,885 - For as long as it takes. 1005 00:58:12,887 --> 00:58:15,155 SportsDesk, we'll take as long as it takes. 1006 00:58:15,157 --> 00:58:18,559 (audio feedback) SportsDesk, 1007 00:58:18,561 --> 00:58:20,230 fuck yeah. (SportsDesk theme music) 1008 00:58:21,829 --> 00:58:25,065 - Alright, OK. Fuck it. - Ah! Off the belly! 1009 00:58:25,067 --> 00:58:28,302 In the ear! - Ow! Alright, no. 1010 00:58:28,304 --> 00:58:32,005 - Doug with that big dick! - (McCauley): With just 20 games left in the regular season... 1011 00:58:32,007 --> 00:58:34,074 - Too much? - It's not... 1012 00:58:34,076 --> 00:58:36,809 - (McCauley): Still on the bubble. The Halifax faithful are hoping 1013 00:58:36,811 --> 00:58:40,146 the Thug can do his part to get them back to the playoffs. 1014 00:58:40,148 --> 00:58:42,081 To the St. John's Shamrocks. 1015 00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:44,784 The Shamrocks bring it out of their own zone. 1016 00:58:44,786 --> 00:58:47,720 Here's the pass up the wing. Oh, baby! 1017 00:58:47,722 --> 00:58:51,191 Doug Glatt's return continues to electrify 1018 00:58:51,193 --> 00:58:53,927 his crowd and his team. (indistinct hip-hop song) 1019 00:58:53,929 --> 00:58:56,762 St. John still with a man advantage. Laflamme getting up, 1020 00:58:56,764 --> 00:58:59,066 getting ready to go. Anders Cain, no help 1021 00:58:59,068 --> 00:59:01,300 tonight as he has been suspended. 1022 00:59:01,302 --> 00:59:04,838 Five seconds to go on the St. John's power play, 1023 00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:06,673 and somehow, Halifax have been able to keep 1024 00:59:06,675 --> 00:59:09,809 this game tied at zero. Now, Laflamme steps out 1025 00:59:09,811 --> 00:59:11,711 on the ice. Halifax with the heat on. 1026 00:59:11,713 --> 00:59:13,914 Carlson looking back, takes the puck 1027 00:59:13,916 --> 00:59:16,016 at the blue line. Now, Carlson, 1028 00:59:16,018 --> 00:59:18,554 he's got a cannon, he winds it up. 1029 00:59:21,155 --> 00:59:24,691 Oh boy! Everyone, check your asses for monkeys! 1030 00:59:24,693 --> 00:59:27,226 Xavier Laflamme blocking a shot? 1031 00:59:27,228 --> 00:59:29,162 Now with it is Stevenson. Stevenson moves down 1032 00:59:29,164 --> 00:59:31,331 deep into the corner. 1033 00:59:31,333 --> 00:59:33,300 - Oh, you're crying. What's that, you little bitch? Huh? 1034 00:59:33,302 --> 00:59:35,334 (indistinct taunting) 1035 00:59:35,336 --> 00:59:37,269 - I'm so exhausted! 1036 00:59:37,271 --> 00:59:39,338 Gatorade! - Where's the puck? 1037 00:59:39,340 --> 00:59:41,407 - (McCauley): And now Glatt decides, I'm a little thirsty. 1038 00:59:41,409 --> 00:59:44,144 - Ref, ref, ref! - Sorry, bud, I'm super thirsty. 1039 00:59:44,146 --> 00:59:46,847 - Meanwhile, Stevenson comes out of the corner. 1040 00:59:46,849 --> 00:59:49,316 He scores! (crowd cheering) 1041 00:59:49,318 --> 00:59:50,353 - He fucking drank it! He took that fucking bottle! 1042 00:59:52,253 --> 00:59:55,054 - Yeah! - (McCauley): Well, I suppose there's no rule 1043 00:59:55,056 --> 00:59:57,257 about drinking the opposing team's Gatorade, 1044 00:59:57,259 --> 00:59:59,325 but perhaps after tonight, there should be. 1045 00:59:59,327 --> 01:00:02,362 - Hahaha! You scored with Gatorade, man! 1046 01:00:02,364 --> 01:00:05,666 He's so mad! - (McCauley): Highlanders win 1047 01:00:05,668 --> 01:00:07,934 thanks to the unquenchable thirst of a man 1048 01:00:07,936 --> 01:00:10,673 they call the Thug. (electronic music) 1049 01:00:14,976 --> 01:00:16,980 - Good for you, kid. 1050 01:00:19,782 --> 01:00:21,884 Good for you. 1051 01:00:23,985 --> 01:00:26,019 - Boys, 1052 01:00:26,021 --> 01:00:28,054 got a little heat going down, right? 1053 01:00:28,056 --> 01:00:30,956 So we're gonna take that heat into Reading, 1054 01:00:30,958 --> 01:00:33,392 and we're gonna burn their fucking flesh off, 1055 01:00:33,394 --> 01:00:35,362 like fucking flamethrowers! 1056 01:00:35,364 --> 01:00:37,030 - Sir. - Yes? 1057 01:00:37,032 --> 01:00:38,798 - OK, for the last time, I'm gonna have to ask you 1058 01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:40,733 to lower your voice. 1059 01:00:40,735 --> 01:00:44,104 OK? Just... - So will you take that for me, would you? 1060 01:00:44,106 --> 01:00:46,173 - Nope, not in first class. We don't take your... anything. 1061 01:00:46,175 --> 01:00:48,374 - Alright. Alrighty. - Just have a seat there. 1062 01:00:48,376 --> 01:00:51,211 - Sit down? Sure. - Yes, sir, that would be wonderful. Thank you very much. 1063 01:00:51,213 --> 01:00:53,246 And if you could just remain seated, 1064 01:00:53,248 --> 01:00:55,414 Oh, for fuck sake! (men urinating and grunting) 1065 01:00:55,416 --> 01:00:58,251 - Hey, Belchy, 1066 01:00:58,253 --> 01:01:02,289 come see! This toilet looks just like your mother. 1067 01:01:02,291 --> 01:01:06,126 - Mmm! Only markedly less toilet -like. 1068 01:01:06,128 --> 01:01:08,994 (Russians groaning) (woman complains) 1069 01:01:08,996 --> 01:01:11,264 - Oh, my God, you guys are... Get the fuck out of here, man! 1070 01:01:11,266 --> 01:01:13,867 (man laughing) - (woman): Disgusting! 1071 01:01:13,869 --> 01:01:17,369 - (whispering): Hey, I'm not done. 1072 01:01:17,371 --> 01:01:19,905 What... - No. 1073 01:01:19,907 --> 01:01:22,876 - (whispering): She said no. We're gonna skate in there. 1074 01:01:22,878 --> 01:01:26,112 I wanna show those translucent, Rust-belt 1075 01:01:26,114 --> 01:01:29,782 weirdos how we play hockey... - I swear! 1076 01:01:29,784 --> 01:01:32,251 - ...north of the border. - Yeah, OK. 1077 01:01:32,253 --> 01:01:34,287 - (whispering): Highlanders. 1078 01:01:34,289 --> 01:01:36,356 - (team, whispering): Highlanders. 1079 01:01:36,358 --> 01:01:39,860 Highlanders. Highlanders. 1080 01:01:39,862 --> 01:01:42,195 - OK, but that is still making us uncomfortable. 1081 01:01:42,197 --> 01:01:44,396 - (team, whispering): Highlanders. Highlanders. 1082 01:01:44,398 --> 01:01:48,367 Highlanders. Highlanders. 1083 01:01:48,369 --> 01:01:50,836 - God, it smells like dick. 1084 01:01:50,838 --> 01:01:53,305 - (team whispering): Highlanders. Highlanders. 1085 01:01:53,307 --> 01:01:57,409 Highlanders. Highlanders. - Stay in school. Highlanders. 1086 01:01:57,411 --> 01:02:00,045 - (McCauley): Three minutes left in the third, and the Highlanders' hot streak 1087 01:02:00,047 --> 01:02:02,014 is in danger of coming to an end 1088 01:02:02,016 --> 01:02:04,818 as they trail the Wolfdogs 3 to 2. A win tonight 1089 01:02:04,820 --> 01:02:08,387 would see them just one spot outside playoffs' contention. 1090 01:02:08,389 --> 01:02:11,525 Oh, my uncles are dead! Anders Cain looks in front, turns. 1091 01:02:11,527 --> 01:02:16,061 Oh! Waxman's Murphy bed! Cain scores! 1092 01:02:16,063 --> 01:02:19,099 And it's tied 3-3. Great goal 1093 01:02:19,101 --> 01:02:21,034 by Anders Cain to keep 1094 01:02:21,036 --> 01:02:23,036 the dream alive. - They're gonna be throwing 1095 01:02:23,038 --> 01:02:25,037 everything at us now, but the kitchen sink. 1096 01:02:25,039 --> 01:02:27,139 You, Flamer, do what you did last game. 1097 01:02:27,141 --> 01:02:29,543 Stesy, take his lead. 1098 01:02:29,545 --> 01:02:32,144 Yeah, yeah. Dougie, listen to me. You watch their backs. 1099 01:02:32,146 --> 01:02:35,182 You keep your head in the fucking game. Handle the big man. See him? 1100 01:02:35,184 --> 01:02:38,552 Send a message. Wake 'em up, Doug. Go, go, go! 1101 01:02:38,554 --> 01:02:41,188 - Don't go start a shit you can't finish. 1102 01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:44,356 - (McCauley): Coach Ronnie Hortense had a few words for Doug Glatt who hasn't fought 1103 01:02:44,358 --> 01:02:46,258 since he came back two weeks ago. 1104 01:02:46,260 --> 01:02:48,994 (dramatic music) He goes straight toward Totan. 1105 01:02:48,996 --> 01:02:51,932 - You are popping me. - (McCauley): Moe Totan. 1106 01:02:51,934 --> 01:02:55,467 - (Bailey): He's so enormous. - Oy vey. 1107 01:02:55,469 --> 01:02:59,171 - (McCauley): Off the faceoff, the puck goes back 1108 01:02:59,173 --> 01:03:01,874 into the Wolfdogs' zone. Now, it's in at the centre ice. 1109 01:03:01,876 --> 01:03:04,010 Turned over by Laflamme. Laflamme looks across, 1110 01:03:04,012 --> 01:03:05,612 finds Stevenson. Stevenson dumps it 1111 01:03:05,614 --> 01:03:08,148 deep into the Wolfdogs' territory. The puck goes 1112 01:03:08,150 --> 01:03:10,217 around now to Totan. - (coach): Here we go! 1113 01:03:10,219 --> 01:03:14,054 - (McCauley): Here comes Glatt right at Totan! 1114 01:03:14,056 --> 01:03:18,358 Oh! And he misses completely! - Fuck! Shit! 1115 01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:22,061 - It looks like he's in pain on his right side. 1116 01:03:22,063 --> 01:03:24,430 Starting the other way, the Reading Wolfdogs 1117 01:03:24,432 --> 01:03:26,432 with an opportunity for the go-ahead goal. 1118 01:03:26,434 --> 01:03:28,170 The puck is gliding across the blue line. 1119 01:03:30,072 --> 01:03:32,137 He scores! - NOOOO! 1120 01:03:32,139 --> 01:03:34,340 - FUCK! FUCK! -(McCauley): Reading win. 1121 01:03:34,342 --> 01:03:36,409 And with just 10 games left in the season, 1122 01:03:36,411 --> 01:03:39,345 the Highlanders seem to have found a way to rescue defeat 1123 01:03:39,347 --> 01:03:42,215 from the jaws of victory. - Pretty good, Dougie! 1124 01:03:42,217 --> 01:03:45,651 - Come on, Doug. (sigh) 1125 01:03:45,653 --> 01:03:50,123 - I don't wanna hear it. Let's go! Let's fucking go! Nats! 1126 01:03:50,125 --> 01:03:53,492 (man talking indistinctly) 1127 01:03:53,494 --> 01:03:55,431 (indistinct chatter) 1128 01:03:59,367 --> 01:04:02,401 - Did you watch the game? - Yeah. 1129 01:04:02,403 --> 01:04:04,304 (Doug sighing) 1130 01:04:04,306 --> 01:04:06,405 - You said it could be scary watching me out there. 1131 01:04:06,407 --> 01:04:08,411 Was it scary? 1132 01:04:10,411 --> 01:04:14,914 - I mean, I don't like watching you get hurt, so yeah, a little. 1133 01:04:14,916 --> 01:04:16,916 - Ah! - Oh! 1134 01:04:16,918 --> 01:04:18,887 God, Jesus! Are you OK? - Yeah. 1135 01:04:24,025 --> 01:04:26,361 Maybe you shouldn't watch the next one. 1136 01:04:28,597 --> 01:04:30,429 - Yeah. 1137 01:04:30,431 --> 01:04:31,965 Alright. 1138 01:04:31,967 --> 01:04:37,202 - ♪ When I wake up ♪ 1139 01:04:37,204 --> 01:04:40,173 ♪ Yours I'd slip in ♪ 1140 01:04:40,175 --> 01:04:42,575 (engine revving up) 1141 01:04:42,577 --> 01:04:43,943 - (McCauley): Halfway through the third, 1142 01:04:43,945 --> 01:04:46,512 the Highlanders are fighting for their postseason lives 1143 01:04:46,514 --> 01:04:48,447 on Fan Appreciation Night. 1144 01:04:48,449 --> 01:04:50,450 A shot blocked by Laflamme. - Attaboy, Flamer! 1145 01:04:50,452 --> 01:04:53,086 - (McCauley): What a contribution he's made. 1146 01:04:53,088 --> 01:04:57,557 Now Laflamme sees Walters' coming. And Walters sucker punched him. 1147 01:04:57,559 --> 01:04:59,693 But he gets up. He appears to be alright. 1148 01:04:59,695 --> 01:05:02,429 - Let go of his arm, Ref! - (McCauley): Walters is sent 1149 01:05:02,431 --> 01:05:05,365 to the penalty box. - Come on, Pat! 1150 01:05:05,367 --> 01:05:07,300 - (McCauley): And he is none too impressed. 1151 01:05:07,302 --> 01:05:10,336 - (announcer): Number 28, Tim Walters: 2 minutes for roughing. 1152 01:05:10,338 --> 01:05:12,472 8 minutes 51 seconds - Fuck! 1153 01:05:12,474 --> 01:05:15,407 - You OK? - Yeah, I'm alright. Thanks. 1154 01:05:15,409 --> 01:05:17,644 - OK, now we're gonna take this fucking power play, 1155 01:05:17,646 --> 01:05:21,347 and we're gonna shove it up their fucking sphincters. No K-Y! 1156 01:05:21,349 --> 01:05:23,583 And when we're done with that, 1157 01:05:23,585 --> 01:05:26,151 and that ugly piece of shit gets out of that fucking box, 1158 01:05:26,153 --> 01:05:28,188 we're gonna give him a piece of our mind. OK, boys? 1159 01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:31,391 - I can do that, sir. I can give him a piece of all of our minds. 1160 01:05:31,393 --> 01:05:34,693 - No, he fucking can't. His arm's all fucked up. 1161 01:05:34,695 --> 01:05:36,628 - I'm fine. I can do this. 1162 01:05:36,630 --> 01:05:38,764 - He can't fucking fight anybody. 1163 01:05:38,766 --> 01:05:41,501 - Jesus Christ, boys, what's going on? 1164 01:05:41,503 --> 01:05:45,007 (grunt) Not now, kiddo. Not now. 1165 01:05:47,576 --> 01:05:50,510 - (McCauley): Anders Cain is coming right across 1166 01:05:50,512 --> 01:05:52,077 from the bench to the deck. - Huh? You wanna go? 1167 01:05:52,079 --> 01:05:53,780 - Yeah, come on. - Yeah? Any time, tough guy! 1168 01:05:53,782 --> 01:05:56,048 - I'll fucking go right on and knock your fucking teeth 1169 01:05:56,050 --> 01:05:57,751 down your throat. - Yeah, bring it on! 1170 01:05:57,753 --> 01:06:00,353 I'll tear your fucking head off for a pure meat stick. 1171 01:06:00,355 --> 01:06:02,722 - (Anders): You're so fucking pissed, a fucking meat stick. - Stevesy, you're up. 1172 01:06:02,724 --> 01:06:06,059 - (McCauley): And now there's action, meanwhile, over at the Highlander bench. 1173 01:06:06,061 --> 01:06:09,795 And here comes Doug Glatt. Hortense calls him back. - Glatt, come back here! 1174 01:06:09,797 --> 01:06:12,432 - (McCauley): Uh -oh! It looks like we may finally get to see 1175 01:06:12,434 --> 01:06:14,434 the Thug drop his gloves after all. 1176 01:06:14,436 --> 01:06:17,137 - Anytime! Oh, you too? - The fuck you're doing here? 1177 01:06:17,139 --> 01:06:19,139 - What are you doing here? This is my here! 1178 01:06:19,141 --> 01:06:21,708 - (McCauley): And now both Glatt and Cain push and shove. 1179 01:06:21,710 --> 01:06:23,575 - What the fuck you mean it's your here?! It's my here! 1180 01:06:23,577 --> 01:06:26,112 - I'll let both you guys in. - My fucking! 1181 01:06:26,114 --> 01:06:28,380 Fuck! - (McCauley): And down goes Cain 1182 01:06:28,382 --> 01:06:30,717 with Glatt on top. - What am I looking at? 1183 01:06:30,719 --> 01:06:34,119 - Fuck! What the fuck is this?! - I don't know. I don't know. 1184 01:06:34,121 --> 01:06:36,722 - I don't even want to fight anymore; you killed the mood. 1185 01:06:36,724 --> 01:06:38,791 - Dougie, why are you dry humping, Anders? 1186 01:06:38,793 --> 01:06:41,193 - Get off me! - I'm trying. I don't want this! 1187 01:06:41,195 --> 01:06:43,796 - You're on the same fucking team, man! 1188 01:06:43,798 --> 01:06:46,666 - Fuck! This is horrible! It's fucking horrible! 1189 01:06:46,668 --> 01:06:49,436 - It is. It is. - Fuck! Fuck! 1190 01:06:49,438 --> 01:06:52,505 - (McCauley): I would like to remind fans that should they still desire, they can 1191 01:06:52,507 --> 01:06:55,208 meet the Highlanders in person tonight at the Corktown Pub 1192 01:06:55,210 --> 01:06:57,110 for Fan Appreciation Night. - (crowd): Doug! Doug! 1193 01:06:57,112 --> 01:06:59,579 Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! 1194 01:06:59,581 --> 01:07:02,115 - (pub crowd): Doug! Doug! Doug! 1195 01:07:02,117 --> 01:07:04,117 Doug! Doug! Doug! - (man): You fucking son, 1196 01:07:04,119 --> 01:07:05,717 we fucking hate you! 1197 01:07:05,719 --> 01:07:07,487 - (man): Anders, you piece of fucking shit! 1198 01:07:07,489 --> 01:07:11,157 - You know what? I fucking know it. 1199 01:07:11,159 --> 01:07:14,226 - What the fuck is wrong with you now? - You know it too. 1200 01:07:14,228 --> 01:07:16,795 I beat the shit out of Doug Glatt. 1201 01:07:16,797 --> 01:07:18,664 - Take it easy. - You fucking take it easy! 1202 01:07:18,666 --> 01:07:20,532 I fucking destroyed him. 1203 01:07:20,534 --> 01:07:22,434 - Calm down, man. - Get your fucking hands off me! 1204 01:07:22,436 --> 01:07:24,137 - Hey! - Anders! 1205 01:07:24,139 --> 01:07:26,338 (indistinct pop song playing in the pub) 1206 01:07:26,340 --> 01:07:29,608 - I beat you. 1207 01:07:29,610 --> 01:07:33,545 Don't look at them, you dumb fuck; look at me. 1208 01:07:33,547 --> 01:07:35,882 - Anders... - I am here, now, 1209 01:07:35,884 --> 01:07:38,617 me, right fucking in front of you! 1210 01:07:38,619 --> 01:07:41,354 (grunting and yelling) 1211 01:07:41,356 --> 01:07:44,557 - That will blow your nerves. - Come on, Doug. 1212 01:07:44,559 --> 01:07:46,626 - Doug! That's enough! - That's it. 1213 01:07:46,628 --> 01:07:49,295 - Knock it off, guys. Chill! 1214 01:07:49,297 --> 01:07:51,164 (indistinct chatter) - I'm fine. Fucking fine! 1215 01:07:51,166 --> 01:07:54,534 - Good. Chill out, man. - He's a freak. 1216 01:07:54,536 --> 01:07:56,202 (crowd gasping) - Cheap shot! 1217 01:07:56,204 --> 01:07:58,304 (men growling) - Anders, that's enough! 1218 01:07:58,306 --> 01:08:00,472 - Come on, Doug! - Doug! 1219 01:08:00,474 --> 01:08:02,474 (man doing clucking sound) - God! 1220 01:08:02,476 --> 01:08:04,776 - Anders, it's over. It's over. - Get out! 1221 01:08:04,778 --> 01:08:07,780 - Walk him out. - Shit! 1222 01:08:07,782 --> 01:08:10,682 (dramatic music) 1223 01:08:10,684 --> 01:08:12,918 - Early reports coming in of a bar brawl tonight 1224 01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:14,920 at a popular Halifax Highlanders' 1225 01:08:14,922 --> 01:08:18,625 hangout allegedly involving the Highlanders themselves 1226 01:08:18,627 --> 01:08:21,494 in what could be just another example of violence 1227 01:08:21,496 --> 01:08:25,330 dogging the team. This coming just weeks after controversial 1228 01:08:25,332 --> 01:08:28,867 hockey-fighting competition Bruised and Battered held its most recent event 1229 01:08:28,869 --> 01:08:32,671 at the Highlanders' home barn, the Halifax Metro Centre. 1230 01:08:32,673 --> 01:08:34,907 With two must-win games left to play, 1231 01:08:34,909 --> 01:08:37,544 and Cain and Glatt each serving suspensions, 1232 01:08:37,546 --> 01:08:40,879 one can't help but wonder if GM Hyrum Cain has 1233 01:08:40,881 --> 01:08:42,884 any more tricks up his sleeve. 1234 01:08:44,719 --> 01:08:47,754 (boat horn) - (Eva): You broke your promise. 1235 01:08:47,756 --> 01:08:50,190 - I was scared. 1236 01:08:50,192 --> 01:08:52,194 Never felt that before. 1237 01:08:53,795 --> 01:08:57,397 He was wearing my C. - Are you fucking kidding me?! 1238 01:08:57,399 --> 01:08:59,331 That's the best you can do? 1239 01:08:59,333 --> 01:09:02,434 I... I gave up stuff I liked doing too. 1240 01:09:02,436 --> 01:09:05,907 - It's different; you've never had a team. 1241 01:09:07,908 --> 01:09:09,642 Yeah. 1242 01:09:09,644 --> 01:09:12,879 Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe, maybe I never did. 1243 01:09:12,881 --> 01:09:14,880 - I can still do what I'm supposed to, I can still fight. 1244 01:09:14,882 --> 01:09:16,950 - I guess that's a fucking problem. - Eva. 1245 01:09:16,952 --> 01:09:19,451 - And yet the worst part is 1246 01:09:19,453 --> 01:09:23,455 you're making me into this fucking, naggy housewife. 1247 01:09:23,457 --> 01:09:26,692 And do you think I want to be fucking... 1248 01:09:26,694 --> 01:09:28,794 worrying about you? You think I wanna 1249 01:09:28,796 --> 01:09:30,763 be giving you shit? 1250 01:09:30,765 --> 01:09:32,965 I don't. This isn't who I am. 1251 01:09:32,967 --> 01:09:35,902 - Eva, please... Where are you going? 1252 01:09:35,904 --> 01:09:38,641 - I'm not going anywhere. (emotional music) 1253 01:09:45,512 --> 01:09:47,515 - I eat this soup. 1254 01:09:49,350 --> 01:09:51,918 - Yes, I know. That's why I'm... 1255 01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:53,922 (sigh) 1256 01:09:56,725 --> 01:09:58,761 I just need some time, Doug. 1257 01:10:10,838 --> 01:10:13,639 - Dad, I'm fucking sorry. 1258 01:10:13,641 --> 01:10:16,211 OK, I'm sorry. I fuck... I fucked up. 1259 01:10:18,779 --> 01:10:21,647 Fuck. I wanna win. 1260 01:10:21,649 --> 01:10:24,517 I wanna... - Your contract's been terminated. 1261 01:10:24,519 --> 01:10:26,986 - Uh... I'm sorry, what? 1262 01:10:26,988 --> 01:10:29,358 - You're on a flight at 10 p.m. tonight. 1263 01:10:36,698 --> 01:10:38,767 No? 1264 01:10:40,402 --> 01:10:43,335 (Anders sniffling) 1265 01:10:43,337 --> 01:10:45,407 What are you doing? 1266 01:10:46,908 --> 01:10:49,909 The fuck out of my face. 1267 01:10:49,911 --> 01:10:52,648 You wanna swing at me? - You wanna swing at me? 1268 01:10:59,354 --> 01:11:01,454 (three slaps) 1269 01:11:01,456 --> 01:11:03,926 You're a fucking pussy. 1270 01:11:15,569 --> 01:11:17,939 ♪♪♪ 1271 01:11:20,774 --> 01:11:23,776 - ♪ I was waiting ♪ - I'm just saying. 1272 01:11:23,778 --> 01:11:26,912 You're pissed at Doug because he's a hockey player... 1273 01:11:26,914 --> 01:11:29,949 and he wants to plays hockey? - He was fucking 1274 01:11:29,951 --> 01:11:33,119 bareknuckle prizefighting, too. Jesus! 1275 01:11:33,121 --> 01:11:35,354 Whose side are you on? 1276 01:11:35,356 --> 01:11:37,723 (Mary sniffing) We both agreed to do this, 1277 01:11:37,725 --> 01:11:40,460 and we both gave shit up. This is what growing up is. 1278 01:11:40,462 --> 01:11:43,463 I - I... I had shit that I liked doing too. 1279 01:11:43,465 --> 01:11:46,398 (stifled laugh) - Jagerbombs? 1280 01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:48,701 Look, I know you sacrificed things. 1281 01:11:48,703 --> 01:11:52,004 I mean, you have a fucking baby growing in your belly. I get it! 1282 01:11:52,006 --> 01:11:54,674 I just... I think that Doug's... 1283 01:11:54,676 --> 01:11:58,410 team is more than just hockey, you know? 1284 01:11:58,412 --> 01:12:00,912 - ♪ Besides, I just get lonely ♪ 1285 01:12:00,914 --> 01:12:04,052 - More than a team, even. 1286 01:12:13,395 --> 01:12:15,527 - (Duffy): Highlanders' GM, Hyrum Cain, confirming 1287 01:12:15,529 --> 01:12:18,630 that Anders Cain has been released from his contract. 1288 01:12:18,632 --> 01:12:22,101 - Let this be a lesson to everyone out there. Your father 1289 01:12:22,103 --> 01:12:25,004 will break your heart and shove it down 1290 01:12:25,006 --> 01:12:26,906 your fucking throat, pull it out your ass, 1291 01:12:26,908 --> 01:12:28,741 put it right back in your chest. 1292 01:12:28,743 --> 01:12:31,177 - (Duffy): No word yet on whether Hyrum Cain plans 1293 01:12:31,179 --> 01:12:33,545 to replace Anders as the Highlanders round out 1294 01:12:33,547 --> 01:12:36,715 their season with must-win games at home against the Lovell Kings 1295 01:12:36,717 --> 01:12:39,354 and Anders' old team, the Reading Wolfdogs. 1296 01:12:41,956 --> 01:12:44,690 (soft rock song Fly At Night by Chilliwack) 1297 01:12:44,692 --> 01:12:47,729 (indistinct chatter) 1298 01:12:50,899 --> 01:12:53,369 (man talking indistinctly) 1299 01:12:57,439 --> 01:13:00,540 - Stevesy, Legs, Gino, you know what you need to do. 1300 01:13:00,542 --> 01:13:02,942 Eat up minutes, grind the shit out of them, 1301 01:13:02,944 --> 01:13:05,010 make them fuck up. 1302 01:13:05,012 --> 01:13:09,182 Tonight, we need to play fucking hard! Right, boys? 1303 01:13:09,184 --> 01:13:11,183 - Yeah. - ALRIGHT, BOYS? 1304 01:13:11,185 --> 01:13:14,085 - YEAH! - Alright! Fucking do this. 1305 01:13:14,087 --> 01:13:17,022 - (Ross): So, you pussies playing hockey or what? 1306 01:13:17,024 --> 01:13:19,224 - Wow. 1307 01:13:19,226 --> 01:13:23,062 (bell tolling) - I messed up, Pat. 1308 01:13:23,064 --> 01:13:27,500 You know, I really like living with you in the motel, 1309 01:13:27,502 --> 01:13:29,902 but I just kind of want to go home now. 1310 01:13:29,904 --> 01:13:31,736 - Yeah? No, I get that. It's, uh... 1311 01:13:31,738 --> 01:13:33,606 (Pat sniffling) ...it's definitely not the Ritz, 1312 01:13:33,608 --> 01:13:36,909 but so long as Sherilyn owns it, it's a bed and it's free, 1313 01:13:36,911 --> 01:13:39,178 thanks to that deal I cut with her. 1314 01:13:39,180 --> 01:13:40,847 - What kind of deal? (slurping sound) 1315 01:13:40,849 --> 01:13:43,148 - Fucking the shit out of her constantly. 1316 01:13:43,150 --> 01:13:45,617 - Your cousin Sherilyn? 1317 01:13:45,619 --> 01:13:48,254 - I don't think I'm the only dude she's fucking... 1318 01:13:48,256 --> 01:13:50,793 but then she's not the only dude I'm fucking. 1319 01:13:52,594 --> 01:13:56,128 (phone ringing and buzzing) 1320 01:13:56,130 --> 01:13:58,164 - Eva? Hello? 1321 01:13:58,166 --> 01:14:00,132 - Uh, hey. Doug, um... 1322 01:14:00,134 --> 01:14:03,102 - Eva, hello. It's me, Doug Glatt. 1323 01:14:03,104 --> 01:14:05,004 - Doug, where are you? 1324 01:14:05,006 --> 01:14:07,576 - Eva, I'm sorry I broke my promise. 1325 01:14:09,042 --> 01:14:12,711 I shouldn't have done that because we're a team. 1326 01:14:12,713 --> 01:14:14,780 I'm so in love with you. 1327 01:14:14,782 --> 01:14:16,915 We're gonna have a family, and I swear... 1328 01:14:16,917 --> 01:14:19,285 - Uh, Doug, my water broke. 1329 01:14:19,287 --> 01:14:22,588 - It's OK. I can just buy you another one at the gas station. 1330 01:14:22,590 --> 01:14:24,924 - No! No! My water broke! 1331 01:14:24,926 --> 01:14:28,093 The baby... Uh, the baby's coming. 1332 01:14:28,095 --> 01:14:30,795 - What?! What-what-what?! What?! 1333 01:14:30,797 --> 01:14:34,200 What-what-what-what? What? What? Now? Wait, what? What? 1334 01:14:34,202 --> 01:14:36,736 - And Mary's at the store, at the store, so I'm all alone. 1335 01:14:36,738 --> 01:14:40,205 - No, you're not. Like the baby, I am also coming now. 1336 01:14:40,207 --> 01:14:42,708 - OK. OK. 1337 01:14:42,710 --> 01:14:44,277 - Holy pussy-cunt-balls, it's happening! 1338 01:14:44,279 --> 01:14:46,646 - Just keep your eyes on the road, please. 1339 01:14:46,648 --> 01:14:49,815 - So sorry, so sorry, but... Eva, I just gotta tell you, 1340 01:14:49,817 --> 01:14:51,817 you, my dear, are gonna look 1341 01:14:51,819 --> 01:14:53,919 fucking radiant during childbirth. 1342 01:14:53,921 --> 01:14:55,955 - I'm so sorry. OK, from now on, 1343 01:14:55,957 --> 01:14:57,956 whatever we do, we do as a team, OK? 1344 01:14:57,958 --> 01:14:59,892 - You know there's just this natural beauty 1345 01:14:59,894 --> 01:15:01,960 that comes from such a violent act. The blood 1346 01:15:01,962 --> 01:15:03,963 and the fucking pussy ripping open. 1347 01:15:03,965 --> 01:15:07,199 - Yeah, I'm gonna be the best husband and the best father I can be. 1348 01:15:07,201 --> 01:15:09,869 - I'll just say it. To me, no woman, no fucking woman 1349 01:15:09,871 --> 01:15:11,937 is more beautiful than when she's giving birth. 1350 01:15:11,939 --> 01:15:15,141 - Uh, guys, that's great. Could we have no talking for a bit? 1351 01:15:15,143 --> 01:15:17,009 - Yeah, of course, whatever you need. 1352 01:15:17,011 --> 01:15:19,077 (honking) - Hey! God dammit! 1353 01:15:19,079 --> 01:15:21,880 What the fuck? What? Is everyone in the city Chinese? 1354 01:15:21,882 --> 01:15:24,116 - (McCauley): Oh no! Down goes Stevenson. 1355 01:15:24,118 --> 01:15:26,184 - Jesus Christ! (indistinct rock song playing) 1356 01:15:26,186 --> 01:15:28,687 Come on, boys! This is not how we kill a fucking penalty! 1357 01:15:28,689 --> 01:15:30,322 - Come on, Stevesy, you're good, you're good! 1358 01:15:30,324 --> 01:15:33,025 - Flamer, come on, come on. - (Laflamme): Watch your point. 1359 01:15:33,027 --> 01:15:35,027 - Sit down. Rest that fucking ass. 1360 01:15:35,029 --> 01:15:37,696 - (player): Let's go, boys. - (coach): Where the fuck is he? 1361 01:15:37,698 --> 01:15:40,132 - (McCauley): Hortense keeps looking over toward the dressing room. 1362 01:15:40,134 --> 01:15:42,835 (indistinct rock song) - Breathe, Eva. Breathe. 1363 01:15:42,837 --> 01:15:44,970 OK? - (Eva): OK. 1364 01:15:44,972 --> 01:15:48,243 - Deep slow breaths. - (Doug): Breathe, Eva, breathe! 1365 01:15:50,677 --> 01:15:52,644 (man grunting) 1366 01:15:52,646 --> 01:15:54,013 - AAAAH! 1367 01:15:54,015 --> 01:15:55,748 - (McCauley): Lovell and Halifax. 1368 01:15:55,750 --> 01:15:57,983 Now, Laflamme goes after the puck in the corner. 1369 01:15:57,985 --> 01:16:00,719 He takes it in behind. Here comes Owens. 1370 01:16:00,721 --> 01:16:02,921 And down goes Laflamme. 1371 01:16:02,923 --> 01:16:05,324 Now, Owens is bumped by... (whistle) 1372 01:16:05,326 --> 01:16:07,259 Ross Rhea? - Nice hit, eh? 1373 01:16:07,261 --> 01:16:09,661 - Better late than never. 1374 01:16:09,663 --> 01:16:12,732 - (McCauley): Ross Rhea is back! (Eva panting) 1375 01:16:12,734 --> 01:16:15,233 - (doctor): One last big push you got for me, Eva? 1376 01:16:15,235 --> 01:16:17,836 - (McCauley): He's back as a Highlander. - You know, Sean, 1377 01:16:17,838 --> 01:16:20,039 generally, it's polite to ask. - Go watch some curling 1378 01:16:20,041 --> 01:16:23,409 and get a fucking dye job, you old man. - Fuck you! 1379 01:16:23,411 --> 01:16:25,878 - Come on, Eva. - (doctor): That's it. OK, Eva, home stretch. 1380 01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:27,879 - AAAAAAAAAH! 1381 01:16:27,881 --> 01:16:30,249 - (McCauley): Ross Rhea fires that patented right. 1382 01:16:30,251 --> 01:16:32,652 - AAAAAAAAH! 1383 01:16:32,654 --> 01:16:35,021 - ♪ I can't sleep tonight ♪ (baby crying) 1384 01:16:35,023 --> 01:16:38,391 ♪ I can't sleep tonight It's the saddest lie ♪ 1385 01:16:38,393 --> 01:16:40,992 (grunting) - (McCauley): We thought he was gone. 1386 01:16:40,994 --> 01:16:43,995 - Old man, eh? - And he's back in style. 1387 01:16:43,997 --> 01:16:46,898 - ♪ Oh oh oooh oooh ♪ (baby cooing) 1388 01:16:46,900 --> 01:16:49,067 ♪ I can't sleep tonight ♪ 1389 01:16:49,069 --> 01:16:52,037 ♪ I can't sleep tonight ♪ 1390 01:16:52,039 --> 01:16:53,873 (babies crying) 1391 01:16:53,875 --> 01:16:55,840 (man snoring and farting) 1392 01:16:55,842 --> 01:16:57,645 - Pat. 1393 01:17:04,452 --> 01:17:06,285 ♪♪♪ 1394 01:17:06,287 --> 01:17:08,019 - Hey, hey, hey. 1395 01:17:08,021 --> 01:17:10,755 (gasping and clapping) 1396 01:17:10,757 --> 01:17:12,793 - Yeah! (man laughing) 1397 01:17:15,195 --> 01:17:18,397 - Doug. Dougie had a baby. Fucking sweet! 1398 01:17:18,399 --> 01:17:20,366 - Nice shot, man. - Good shooting, man. 1399 01:17:20,368 --> 01:17:22,367 - Let me know if you're not gonna keep it, OK? 1400 01:17:22,369 --> 01:17:25,006 - Yeah, we're gonna keep it. - Let me know. 1401 01:17:26,707 --> 01:17:29,775 - (player): Yeah, Dougie. - Fucking weirdo. 1402 01:17:29,777 --> 01:17:31,777 Is everyone OK in there? 1403 01:17:31,779 --> 01:17:34,479 - Everybody's great. 1404 01:17:34,481 --> 01:17:37,348 Welcome to the Highlanders. 1405 01:17:37,350 --> 01:17:39,420 - Looks like I'm not done after all, eh? 1406 01:17:41,189 --> 01:17:44,255 Mazel tov, kiddo. (phone ringing) 1407 01:17:44,257 --> 01:17:46,491 - Heyyyy. 1408 01:17:46,493 --> 01:17:51,332 A dick explodes, a baby is made, and a father is born. 1409 01:17:55,302 --> 01:17:57,238 I love you. 1410 01:17:59,974 --> 01:18:02,174 - All these kisses. 1411 01:18:02,176 --> 01:18:04,876 - I will love your baby. - Thank you so much. 1412 01:18:04,878 --> 01:18:07,245 It's so nice. 1413 01:18:07,247 --> 01:18:09,315 - I'm a great babysitter, so... 1414 01:18:09,317 --> 01:18:11,252 Not that you... Oh, OK. 1415 01:18:14,921 --> 01:18:17,289 - You have my back. 1416 01:18:17,291 --> 01:18:19,325 You have since we've met. 1417 01:18:19,327 --> 01:18:21,393 And you need to know 1418 01:18:21,395 --> 01:18:24,897 I'll always have yours. 1419 01:18:24,899 --> 01:18:27,433 Something for the baby. - Oh! Oh! Heehee! 1420 01:18:27,435 --> 01:18:30,238 (touching music) 1421 01:18:37,444 --> 01:18:39,410 - It's official. 1422 01:18:39,412 --> 01:18:41,813 That's official. - Here you go, Dougie. 1423 01:18:41,815 --> 01:18:45,183 (indistinct chatter) 1424 01:18:45,185 --> 01:18:48,353 - Love you, buddy. - Félicitations. 1425 01:18:48,355 --> 01:18:50,024 - Way to go, Dougie. - Good boy! 1426 01:18:52,393 --> 01:18:54,730 (speaking in Slovak) 1427 01:18:58,533 --> 01:19:01,203 - Doug. 1428 01:19:02,869 --> 01:19:05,170 - Thank you. 1429 01:19:05,172 --> 01:19:07,138 (small chuckle) 1430 01:19:07,140 --> 01:19:09,942 I don't know who he is. 1431 01:19:09,944 --> 01:19:14,079 (Eva sighing) (distant baby crying) 1432 01:19:14,081 --> 01:19:17,183 I love you, Eva. 1433 01:19:17,185 --> 01:19:20,553 I love you too, Doug. 1434 01:19:20,555 --> 01:19:23,054 Hmm. 1435 01:19:23,056 --> 01:19:25,491 (Eva chuckling) 1436 01:19:25,493 --> 01:19:27,960 Dammmmn. 1437 01:19:27,962 --> 01:19:31,095 I'm high as fucking balls. 1438 01:19:31,097 --> 01:19:33,432 Just big old balls. 1439 01:19:33,434 --> 01:19:36,035 PS: fucking pushing a baby 1440 01:19:36,037 --> 01:19:38,102 out of your vagina blows hard. 1441 01:19:38,104 --> 01:19:40,873 - I know. 1442 01:19:40,875 --> 01:19:42,944 - But you were here. 1443 01:19:45,947 --> 01:19:48,313 I needed you and you were here. 1444 01:19:48,315 --> 01:19:50,415 (poignant music) 1445 01:19:50,417 --> 01:19:53,255 It's the same shit, Doug. 1446 01:19:55,055 --> 01:19:57,223 The same shit that brought you here 1447 01:19:57,225 --> 01:20:00,395 is the shit that needs you to be out there. 1448 01:20:03,029 --> 01:20:05,032 They need you too. 1449 01:20:07,134 --> 01:20:09,069 Highlanders need you. 1450 01:20:11,305 --> 01:20:13,539 Mm-hmm. Doug, 1451 01:20:13,541 --> 01:20:15,844 you need to be out there. 1452 01:20:20,247 --> 01:20:23,415 - (Duffy): This is it! The last game of the season! 1453 01:20:23,417 --> 01:20:25,617 The Highlanders need one more win after their gutsy 1454 01:20:25,619 --> 01:20:29,088 2-1 victory over Lovell. - (Bailey): And now tonight, 1455 01:20:29,090 --> 01:20:32,023 their entire season hangs on this one last game, 1456 01:20:32,025 --> 01:20:34,492 which should be a doozy as it marks Cain's return 1457 01:20:34,494 --> 01:20:37,463 to the Halifax Metro Centre in his first game back since 1458 01:20:37,465 --> 01:20:39,264 re-signing with the Wolfdogs. 1459 01:20:39,266 --> 01:20:40,965 - (reporter): Any message for your former teammates? 1460 01:20:40,967 --> 01:20:42,233 - Watch your back. 1461 01:20:42,235 --> 01:20:44,269 - Cain's gonna be out there. 1462 01:20:44,271 --> 01:20:46,304 - Fuck Cain. 1463 01:20:46,306 --> 01:20:49,208 The shape your shoulder's in, you tweak it, 1464 01:20:49,210 --> 01:20:51,643 you throw one heavy punch with that right, 1465 01:20:51,645 --> 01:20:54,045 that's your career fucked for good. 1466 01:20:54,047 --> 01:20:55,915 - I need to protect my team. (bagpipe music) 1467 01:20:55,917 --> 01:20:58,920 We're on a very busy night in here. 1468 01:21:01,389 --> 01:21:04,290 Xavier... you've been 1469 01:21:04,292 --> 01:21:07,259 whatever this team has needed you to be. 1470 01:21:07,261 --> 01:21:09,561 You've worked, bled. 1471 01:21:09,563 --> 01:21:11,930 (orchestral music) 1472 01:21:11,932 --> 01:21:14,366 - Ahem! I, uh... 1473 01:21:14,368 --> 01:21:16,538 I unstitched it from Cain's jersey. 1474 01:21:18,439 --> 01:21:21,509 It's yours now. You've earned it. 1475 01:21:24,078 --> 01:21:28,283 (applause) - We're all glad for you. - (coach): Flamer, come on. 1476 01:21:31,185 --> 01:21:33,419 - Hey, you earned it. - Come on! 1477 01:21:33,421 --> 01:21:35,490 - Speech! (emotional sigh) 1478 01:21:38,693 --> 01:21:41,192 - I learned the difference between a moment 1479 01:21:41,194 --> 01:21:43,495 and a career is evolution. 1480 01:21:43,497 --> 01:21:46,397 Evolution. 1481 01:21:46,399 --> 01:21:50,169 You will slow down. 1482 01:21:50,171 --> 01:21:52,170 You will get old. 1483 01:21:52,172 --> 01:21:54,009 Your body will fail you. 1484 01:21:55,643 --> 01:21:58,643 So you evolve, 1485 01:21:58,645 --> 01:22:01,379 you change your game, 1486 01:22:01,381 --> 01:22:04,118 you do what you need to do with the time you got. 1487 01:22:05,618 --> 01:22:08,586 If not, you go extinct. 1488 01:22:08,588 --> 01:22:10,257 (crowd cheering) 1489 01:22:11,458 --> 01:22:14,362 Evolve or go extinct. 1490 01:22:16,197 --> 01:22:18,263 Are you ready to go extinct? 1491 01:22:18,265 --> 01:22:20,331 - No, I'm not. - No fucking way. 1492 01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:22,233 - Are you fucking extinct? - No! 1493 01:22:22,235 --> 01:22:23,768 - No. - No, I'm not. Absolutely not. 1494 01:22:23,770 --> 01:22:26,405 - Well, I'm still here. 1495 01:22:26,407 --> 01:22:28,507 I'm not ready to go fucking extinct! 1496 01:22:28,509 --> 01:22:30,209 The Highlanders are still here! 1497 01:22:30,211 --> 01:22:32,678 - Yeah, we are. - The fucking Highlanders 1498 01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:35,580 are here! - Yes! Yes! 1499 01:22:35,582 --> 01:22:38,717 - (together): Highlanders! Highlanders! 1500 01:22:38,719 --> 01:22:40,385 Highlanders! 1501 01:22:40,387 --> 01:22:43,388 Highlanders! Highlanders! (Petrov laughing) 1502 01:22:43,390 --> 01:22:45,391 Highlanders! 1503 01:22:45,393 --> 01:22:48,027 Highlanders! Highlanders! 1504 01:22:48,029 --> 01:22:51,062 Highlanders! Highlanders! - Alright, boys! 1505 01:22:51,064 --> 01:22:52,731 Let's do this! Come on! (rock music) 1506 01:22:52,733 --> 01:22:54,732 - (McCauley): This is it, folks. It's do or die 1507 01:22:54,734 --> 01:22:57,335 for the Highlanders tonight. Their entire season 1508 01:22:57,337 --> 01:22:59,470 comes down to this one game. 1509 01:22:59,472 --> 01:23:02,708 It's that simple. (crowd cheering) 1510 01:23:02,710 --> 01:23:05,710 - (spectator) Alright, Ross! Ross! 1511 01:23:05,712 --> 01:23:08,580 - Fuck 'em up! - Come on! 1512 01:23:08,582 --> 01:23:12,518 - Which one do you want? I got the big one. 1513 01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:15,090 Ah, fuck it, I want both of them. 1514 01:23:20,694 --> 01:23:23,495 - It's open season on all your fucking boys tonight, Doug. 1515 01:23:23,497 --> 01:23:25,531 - I don't have to fight you. 1516 01:23:25,533 --> 01:23:27,535 - Yeah, you do. 1517 01:23:34,175 --> 01:23:37,809 - (McCauley): So it's a must win for the Halifax Highlanders. 1518 01:23:37,811 --> 01:23:39,812 There's no tomorrow if they don't. 1519 01:23:39,814 --> 01:23:41,847 (rock music) - I've got some changes here. 1520 01:23:41,849 --> 01:23:44,849 Flamer, Dougie, Rhea off the hop. 1521 01:23:44,851 --> 01:23:46,785 Legs and Gino on the backend. (siren and whistle) 1522 01:23:46,787 --> 01:23:48,719 - OK, boys, let's go! To get this 1523 01:23:48,721 --> 01:23:51,790 is focus. They're gonna try and taunt us. Don't look for shit! 1524 01:23:51,792 --> 01:23:54,093 - (McCauley): Yeah, Doug Glatt comes out to take the opening 1525 01:23:54,095 --> 01:23:58,696 faceoff alongside Ross Rhea. Former combatants. 1526 01:23:58,698 --> 01:24:02,201 - Hey, big fella. You like Kim Mitchell? 1527 01:24:02,203 --> 01:24:05,236 That's what I thought. Alright, we're fucking going. 1528 01:24:05,238 --> 01:24:08,406 (blowing whistle 4 times) Alright, here we go. - What the fuck did I just say? 1529 01:24:08,408 --> 01:24:10,675 - Coach said, "Don't look for shit," that's shit. 1530 01:24:10,677 --> 01:24:13,277 - I bet you don't like Rush either, you fucking big lipback. 1531 01:24:13,279 --> 01:24:15,848 - He's looking for shit. God dammit, laid him right out. 1532 01:24:15,850 --> 01:24:18,416 - Jesus Christ! What are they feeding ya? 1533 01:24:18,418 --> 01:24:21,152 A lot of fucking pierogis, eh? 1534 01:24:21,154 --> 01:24:24,425 Easy, big fella. Alright, here we go. 1535 01:24:38,639 --> 01:24:41,839 - (McCauley): Well, folks, big girls may not cry... - What about that, eh? 1536 01:24:41,841 --> 01:24:44,276 - (McCauley): ...but big men from Eastern Europe 1537 01:24:44,278 --> 01:24:46,210 apparently bleed a lot. - That's fucking right! 1538 01:24:46,212 --> 01:24:48,379 I can do this all night, boys. - (crowd): Ross! Ross! Ross! 1539 01:24:48,381 --> 01:24:51,583 - You're gonna leave this building in an ambulance. 1540 01:24:51,585 --> 01:24:54,452 - I'm sorry, Point Break, you say something? - Rossy! Rossy, no, no. 1541 01:24:54,454 --> 01:24:57,188 - Come on, you can come play. - (coach): It's over, go to the box. 1542 01:24:57,190 --> 01:24:58,891 - No? Alright. 1543 01:24:58,893 --> 01:25:01,393 You sure? Oh, no, 1544 01:25:01,395 --> 01:25:03,161 he doesn't want to fucking play. Let's go. 1545 01:25:03,163 --> 01:25:04,832 (grunting) 1546 01:25:06,533 --> 01:25:08,366 (dramatic music) 1547 01:25:08,368 --> 01:25:10,501 - (McCauley): So off the faceoff, the puck is dropped. 1548 01:25:10,503 --> 01:25:12,737 It goes back to Anders Cain, the former captain 1549 01:25:12,739 --> 01:25:15,174 of the Halifax Highlanders. Bounces off a check. 1550 01:25:15,176 --> 01:25:17,476 Pulls up the right wing. Both running on goal! 1551 01:25:17,478 --> 01:25:20,778 Trying to bang it by Belchior. Runs into him, 1552 01:25:20,780 --> 01:25:23,315 and they count the goal. Should it count? 1553 01:25:23,317 --> 01:25:25,384 - Where's the fucking whistle?! - Where the fuck's the whistle?! 1554 01:25:25,386 --> 01:25:27,251 - Cheap fucking goal. 1555 01:25:27,253 --> 01:25:29,754 - (McCauley): So the Highlanders down 1 -nothing 1556 01:25:29,756 --> 01:25:31,623 in the second period. Again, they have to win. 1557 01:25:31,625 --> 01:25:34,660 And here comes Laflamme dancing up the centre ice. 1558 01:25:34,662 --> 01:25:37,361 Laflamme makes a move. Dipsy-doodle! 1559 01:25:37,363 --> 01:25:39,330 Can't storm the front of the net. Flips it back. 1560 01:25:39,332 --> 01:25:41,767 Yeah, kabooya, he scores! (crowd cheering) 1561 01:25:41,769 --> 01:25:43,669 - Yes! Yes. (baby giggling) 1562 01:25:43,671 --> 01:25:46,304 - (McCauley): Beautiful goal! Evgeni Yakovlena had a great... 1563 01:25:46,306 --> 01:25:49,441 - (announcer): And the new goal scored by number 6, 1564 01:25:49,443 --> 01:25:51,876 Evgeni Yakovlena! 1565 01:25:51,878 --> 01:25:54,580 - (McCauley): So it's 1 -1 in the second period. 1566 01:25:54,582 --> 01:25:56,815 Here once again is Laflamme. Against the... 1567 01:25:56,817 --> 01:26:00,352 OH! He's been hammered. - That's bullshit! 1568 01:26:00,354 --> 01:26:02,888 - I'll get him right now. - No, you've done enough for the night, Ross. 1569 01:26:02,890 --> 01:26:05,257 - Fucking asshole! - We'll get him. 1570 01:26:05,259 --> 01:26:07,761 It's fucking bullshit. - He's a fucking lunatic! 1571 01:26:10,497 --> 01:26:12,330 - (McCauley): Now, the puck finds its way to Glatt. 1572 01:26:12,332 --> 01:26:14,799 They're normally strangers. - Dougie! 1573 01:26:14,801 --> 01:26:16,835 - (McCauley): Holy cow! - Jesus! 1574 01:26:16,837 --> 01:26:19,237 - Thanks, X. - (McCauley): Did you see that?! 1575 01:26:19,239 --> 01:26:22,708 - That's captain X! - (McCauley): It was Laflamme 1576 01:26:22,710 --> 01:26:26,777 who ran into and decked Cain. - Flamer's loaded for bear. 1577 01:26:26,779 --> 01:26:29,915 - (McCauley): Here comes Laflamme, makes a move around the defender, who's riding 1578 01:26:29,917 --> 01:26:31,650 on the goal. Magic hand shot! 1579 01:26:31,652 --> 01:26:34,585 Great save by Nikola! - Rossy, watch Flamer's back. 1580 01:26:34,587 --> 01:26:36,420 Do what you gotta do, but keep it clean, OK? 1581 01:26:36,422 --> 01:26:38,423 - (McCauley): Six minutes left in the third period. 1582 01:26:38,425 --> 01:26:42,593 Halifax and Reading still tied at a goal apiece. 1583 01:26:42,595 --> 01:26:45,464 - Take ice away. Come on! - With it is Anders Cain. 1584 01:26:45,466 --> 01:26:47,266 Cain gets it over to Totan. - Get on the puck! 1585 01:26:47,268 --> 01:26:49,268 - (McCauley): Totan looks back, returns it to Cain. 1586 01:26:49,270 --> 01:26:50,638 (crowd booing) 1587 01:26:53,506 --> 01:26:55,741 - What is this you're doing? Make shoot. 1588 01:26:55,743 --> 01:26:57,643 - (McCauley): Cain seems to be in the midst 1589 01:26:57,645 --> 01:27:00,745 of some sort of psycho-athletic fugue state. 1590 01:27:00,747 --> 01:27:03,982 - Fucking make shoot. (suspenseful music) 1591 01:27:03,984 --> 01:27:05,517 - Ah! - (crowd): Ohhh! 1592 01:27:05,519 --> 01:27:08,286 - (McCauley): Mother of God! 1593 01:27:08,288 --> 01:27:09,854 - Holy snap-on arseholes! - What's he doing? 1594 01:27:09,856 --> 01:27:13,025 - Right off his rocker. - What the fuck?! 1595 01:27:13,027 --> 01:27:15,994 - (McCauley): Cain seems to have actually fired the puck 1596 01:27:15,996 --> 01:27:18,597 into his father's lodge accommodations. 1597 01:27:18,599 --> 01:27:21,866 (red blowing whistle twice) - You're gonna call that or what? 1598 01:27:21,868 --> 01:27:24,436 - (McCauley): Now, Anders Cain takes a shot at Laflamme. 1599 01:27:24,438 --> 01:27:27,938 Laflamme pushes back at Cain and Ross Rhea... - Keep your hands to yourself! 1600 01:27:27,940 --> 01:27:30,008 - (McCauley): ...steps in. Cain gives him a right. 1601 01:27:30,010 --> 01:27:32,843 - What the fuck is that? - I'm gonna teach you some fucking manners. 1602 01:27:32,845 --> 01:27:36,013 - (McCauley): Cain is livid. He has gone absolutely bonkers 1603 01:27:36,015 --> 01:27:39,483 in this game here tonight. Now, he goes to the penalty box. 1604 01:27:39,485 --> 01:27:42,420 So does Ross Rhea. - (woman): Fuck you, Cain! 1605 01:27:42,422 --> 01:27:45,691 - (announcer): From Halifax, number 3, Ross Rhea. 1606 01:27:45,693 --> 01:27:48,326 From Reading, number 13, Anders Cain. 1607 01:27:48,328 --> 01:27:50,594 - Getting tired? 1608 01:27:50,596 --> 01:27:52,930 - Kid, I'm always tired. 1609 01:27:52,932 --> 01:27:55,433 - Because you're an old piece of shit. 1610 01:27:55,435 --> 01:27:57,768 - You got me there. 1611 01:27:57,770 --> 01:27:59,737 This old piece of shit is gonna take your fucking head off. 1612 01:27:59,739 --> 01:28:01,505 (crowd cheering) - Rhea! 1613 01:28:01,507 --> 01:28:04,543 Get your ass back to the bench. Gonna kill this thing. 1614 01:28:04,545 --> 01:28:06,847 (dramatic music) 1615 01:28:09,783 --> 01:28:11,319 - Good luck, kid. 1616 01:28:13,386 --> 01:28:15,553 - (McCauley): The two combatants step back out on the ice. 1617 01:28:15,555 --> 01:28:17,621 - Where are you going?! What are you doing?! 1618 01:28:17,623 --> 01:28:20,627 - (McCauley): And immediately, Rhea begins to chase Cain. - Rhea! 1619 01:28:22,462 --> 01:28:24,095 - (McCauley): Puck is still in Reading's territory. 1620 01:28:24,097 --> 01:28:26,531 Now it's knocked back to the blue line. 1621 01:28:26,533 --> 01:28:28,700 Here's a shot. The save is made. Puck goes into the corner. 1622 01:28:28,702 --> 01:28:30,902 Rhea goes in after it. 1623 01:28:30,904 --> 01:28:34,940 - Anders, no. - And going after Rhea is Cain! 1624 01:28:34,942 --> 01:28:36,641 - (crowd): Ohhh! - Nooo! 1625 01:28:36,643 --> 01:28:39,643 - I told you you'd end up in a fucking ambulance. 1626 01:28:39,645 --> 01:28:41,946 - You fucking piece of shit! - Get the fuck 1627 01:28:41,948 --> 01:28:44,782 out of here, Cain! - (McCauley): Rhea is down. 1628 01:28:44,784 --> 01:28:47,585 He's bloodied! He may well be unconscious. 1629 01:28:47,587 --> 01:28:50,755 - COME ON! - Fuck off, you... 1630 01:28:50,757 --> 01:28:52,523 - Let's get the board out. Let's get him on the stretcher. 1631 01:28:52,525 --> 01:28:54,992 - (McCauley): They're bringing out the stretcher. 1632 01:28:54,994 --> 01:28:56,894 Rhea is down, folks. He's bleeding. 1633 01:28:56,896 --> 01:28:58,996 (crowd chatter) This doesn't look good. 1634 01:28:58,998 --> 01:29:01,034 (dramatic music) 1635 01:29:04,637 --> 01:29:06,506 (sigh) 1636 01:29:10,577 --> 01:29:12,710 - Dougie. - Shit! 1637 01:29:12,712 --> 01:29:15,479 - Hey, up, back down. 1638 01:29:15,481 --> 01:29:17,482 - (McCauley): Ladies and gentlemen, Doug "the Thug" Glatt 1639 01:29:17,484 --> 01:29:20,018 is entering the fray. He's making a beeline 1640 01:29:20,020 --> 01:29:22,086 for Anders Cain. 1641 01:29:22,088 --> 01:29:24,391 This could only mean one thing. 1642 01:29:25,759 --> 01:29:27,558 - I thought you didn't need to fight me, Doug. 1643 01:29:27,560 --> 01:29:30,795 - (Ross): Lay him the fuck out, kid. 1644 01:29:30,797 --> 01:29:33,799 (dramatic music) - Doug. 1645 01:29:33,801 --> 01:29:35,933 - This is for someone else. 1646 01:29:35,935 --> 01:29:38,840 (grunting) 1647 01:29:42,876 --> 01:29:44,846 (crowd cheering) (fighting exertions) 1648 01:29:47,747 --> 01:29:50,949 - (McCauley): Caine and Glatt going at each other one after the other. 1649 01:29:50,951 --> 01:29:52,983 One, two, three. 1650 01:29:52,985 --> 01:29:55,687 - Aaah! - (McCauley): Oh! He hammers Glatt! 1651 01:29:55,689 --> 01:29:57,825 - Fuck! - (McCauley): Blood spews! 1652 01:30:05,198 --> 01:30:08,402 And these guys are being left to their own devices. 1653 01:30:13,573 --> 01:30:15,941 - Yes! - These men are wild! 1654 01:30:15,943 --> 01:30:18,913 They're crazy! There's blood everywhere! 1655 01:30:21,582 --> 01:30:24,249 - Attaboy, Dougie. 1656 01:30:24,251 --> 01:30:28,085 I'm glad you came back, Doug! Come on! 1657 01:30:28,087 --> 01:30:30,724 (Anders roaring) 1658 01:30:32,893 --> 01:30:34,895 Aaaargh! 1659 01:30:41,734 --> 01:30:44,001 - (McCauley): Oh, blood and gore 1660 01:30:44,003 --> 01:30:46,170 all over the floor! - Oh! Fuck! 1661 01:30:46,172 --> 01:30:49,641 - (McCauley): The linesmen are nowhere 1662 01:30:49,643 --> 01:30:52,210 to be seen. You can't blame them. 1663 01:30:52,212 --> 01:30:54,916 (Doug panting) 1664 01:30:57,650 --> 01:31:00,688 (crowd gasping) - Oh! 1665 01:31:03,222 --> 01:31:06,124 (bubbly, cracking noise) - (crowd, chanting): Doug! 1666 01:31:06,126 --> 01:31:08,529 - Do it. Do it, Doug. 1667 01:31:10,296 --> 01:31:12,666 - Take his fucking head off! - (Anders, whispering): Do it. 1668 01:31:16,036 --> 01:31:18,005 Do it. 1669 01:31:19,939 --> 01:31:21,741 - No. 1670 01:31:24,243 --> 01:31:26,544 It's over. (crowd cheering) 1671 01:31:26,546 --> 01:31:29,113 (dramatic music) 1672 01:31:29,115 --> 01:31:31,819 - It's never over. 1673 01:31:33,587 --> 01:31:35,790 We're gonna do this night after night. 1674 01:31:37,791 --> 01:31:41,593 Game... after fucking game. 1675 01:31:41,595 --> 01:31:43,827 (dramatic music) You hear me, Doug? 1676 01:31:43,829 --> 01:31:45,930 Game... 1677 01:31:45,932 --> 01:31:48,333 after fucking game. 1678 01:31:48,335 --> 01:31:51,835 Look up there, Doug. (cracking sound) 1679 01:31:51,837 --> 01:31:55,139 (heartbeat sound) Look at 'em. 1680 01:31:55,141 --> 01:31:57,608 This is it! 1681 01:31:57,610 --> 01:31:59,777 This is 1682 01:31:59,779 --> 01:32:02,147 what they want us to do. - I'm doing whatever 1683 01:32:02,149 --> 01:32:05,983 my team needs me to do. - We're just gonna keep fucking bleeding out here... 1684 01:32:05,985 --> 01:32:08,753 - Oh, Doug. - Over and over again 1685 01:32:08,755 --> 01:32:11,055 until they cart 1686 01:32:11,057 --> 01:32:13,058 every fucking last one of us 1687 01:32:13,060 --> 01:32:15,326 off the fucking ice! 1688 01:32:15,328 --> 01:32:16,630 - Doug! - Dougie! 1689 01:32:29,876 --> 01:32:32,177 (cracking noise) (Doug groaning in pain) 1690 01:32:32,179 --> 01:32:35,280 (crowd cheering) 1691 01:32:35,282 --> 01:32:37,251 (triumphant music) 1692 01:32:41,087 --> 01:32:43,955 - Jesus, Doug. You OK? 1693 01:32:43,957 --> 01:32:46,594 - Not really, bud. Thanks for asking. 1694 01:32:51,097 --> 01:32:54,299 - Right there. Right there. 1695 01:32:54,301 --> 01:32:57,302 (high-pitched sounds) 1696 01:32:57,304 --> 01:32:59,707 (peaceful music) 1697 01:33:04,176 --> 01:33:07,379 - Anders, can you hear me? Hey, hey, hey. 1698 01:33:07,381 --> 01:33:09,750 (Anders coughing) It's OK. 1699 01:33:11,350 --> 01:33:14,152 - I fucking... 1700 01:33:14,154 --> 01:33:17,625 hate this sport. 1701 01:33:21,895 --> 01:33:24,832 (Anders laughing) 1702 01:33:26,265 --> 01:33:28,366 - One, two, three. (cracking noise) 1703 01:33:28,368 --> 01:33:31,135 - AAAARGH! Ah! - (crowd, chanting): Doug! 1704 01:33:31,137 --> 01:33:34,171 - Don't hate me here. - I don't hate you, Parky. 1705 01:33:34,173 --> 01:33:36,441 I could never hate you. 1706 01:33:36,443 --> 01:33:40,077 - (crowd): Highlanders! Highlanders! 1707 01:33:40,079 --> 01:33:41,780 Highlanders! - (McCauley): There's only 1708 01:33:41,782 --> 01:33:44,148 seconds left and nothing is settled. 1709 01:33:44,150 --> 01:33:46,951 As Laflamme moves through the neutral zone, gives it across the line. 1710 01:33:46,953 --> 01:33:50,057 He's got Stevenson on his wagon. (stirring music) 1711 01:33:53,060 --> 01:33:55,229 - (crowd): Highlanders! Highlanders! 1712 01:33:57,831 --> 01:33:59,697 Highlanders! 1713 01:33:59,699 --> 01:34:01,935 - (McCauley): Laflamme's now moving in toward Totan. 1714 01:34:03,904 --> 01:34:06,374 Five seconds left. 1715 01:34:09,775 --> 01:34:12,242 - Stevenson is here. 1716 01:34:12,244 --> 01:34:13,412 - Right winger! 1717 01:34:15,247 --> 01:34:17,915 - (McCauley): Laflamme moving in on the backend. 1718 01:34:17,917 --> 01:34:20,420 (grandiose music) 1719 01:34:23,155 --> 01:34:27,427 - Excalibur! 1720 01:34:30,930 --> 01:34:33,363 (crowd cheering) - (McCauley): Stevenson scores! 1721 01:34:33,365 --> 01:34:36,201 They did it! The Highlanders win! 1722 01:34:36,203 --> 01:34:38,202 The Highlanders win! 1723 01:34:38,204 --> 01:34:40,972 For just the second time in ten years, 1724 01:34:40,974 --> 01:34:44,108 the Halifax Highlanders are going to the playoffs. 1725 01:34:44,110 --> 01:34:46,346 (Turandot opera by Puccini) 1726 01:34:49,282 --> 01:34:51,883 - Yeah! Yeah! 1727 01:34:51,885 --> 01:34:54,288 Fucking A, you worthless cocksuckers! 1728 01:34:59,426 --> 01:35:03,164 - Bye, guys. (Turandot opera) 1729 01:35:24,184 --> 01:35:26,721 (rock music) 1730 01:35:30,457 --> 01:35:32,993 (man clearing his throat) 1731 01:35:39,265 --> 01:35:43,000 (man clearing his throat) - That's when the hand job start. 1732 01:35:43,002 --> 01:35:45,937 Oh no, I was wrong. They're starting early today. 1733 01:35:45,939 --> 01:35:47,539 No lube or nothing. 1734 01:35:47,541 --> 01:35:49,808 (rock song in background) - Give it to him, Johnny! 1735 01:35:49,810 --> 01:35:53,410 Masturbate that penis. (laughter) 1736 01:35:53,412 --> 01:35:56,013 The weirdest fucking job ever! 1737 01:35:56,015 --> 01:35:58,316 - Oh! - (people): Ohhh! 1738 01:35:58,318 --> 01:36:00,585 - Sorry about that. Bad chop in the ice. 1739 01:36:00,587 --> 01:36:02,887 - You good? - I'm good. 1740 01:36:02,889 --> 01:36:04,522 - Wow, it smells like dick. 1741 01:36:04,524 --> 01:36:06,958 Oh God, it smells so much like piss. 1742 01:36:06,960 --> 01:36:09,326 (people laughing) - I had no response to that. 1743 01:36:09,328 --> 01:36:11,262 - Well, if you give me enough booze, 1744 01:36:11,264 --> 01:36:13,831 I'll munch a box or two. I mean... 1745 01:36:13,833 --> 01:36:17,268 (people laughing) 1746 01:36:17,270 --> 01:36:19,102 Oh, my God! 1747 01:36:19,104 --> 01:36:22,005 - Only two? - A couple. 1748 01:36:22,007 --> 01:36:24,241 - Let's try that one more time. - What is the line? 1749 01:36:24,243 --> 01:36:28,178 - Highlanders! Highlanders! (Petrov laughing) 1750 01:36:28,180 --> 01:36:32,016 Alright, shut the fuck up. (people laughing) 1751 01:36:32,018 --> 01:36:34,052 What did you do, man? You had a fucking jackoff selfie 1752 01:36:34,054 --> 01:36:36,053 on my grandmother's grave? 1753 01:36:36,055 --> 01:36:40,357 You fucking inbred, Slavic, fucking potato vampire! 1754 01:36:40,359 --> 01:36:42,893 Tell you, man, knowing you and playing with you is like 1755 01:36:42,895 --> 01:36:46,231 being like force-fed fucking junky piss. 1756 01:36:46,233 --> 01:36:48,299 And you two, you're like 1757 01:36:48,301 --> 01:36:50,367 fucking mother Russia's herpes, man! 1758 01:36:50,369 --> 01:36:52,903 The bitch shipped them to Canada and fucking made me 1759 01:36:52,905 --> 01:36:56,174 deal with 'em. - Belchy! 1760 01:36:56,176 --> 01:36:58,009 - He gets it! I love candy! 1761 01:36:58,011 --> 01:37:01,178 What? Yeah, I'll take a fucking candy. I love fucking candy! 1762 01:37:01,180 --> 01:37:03,548 He fucking gets it. Fuck! 1763 01:37:03,550 --> 01:37:06,550 No! No more fucking candies! 1764 01:37:06,552 --> 01:37:09,219 - SportsDesk, we've got slogans. 1765 01:37:09,221 --> 01:37:12,924 SportsDesk, our slogan is a slogan. 1766 01:37:12,926 --> 01:37:15,293 You're watching SportsDesk. SportsDesk, we're all pink 1767 01:37:15,295 --> 01:37:17,965 on the inside. (laughter) 1768 01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:21,933 - My fucking row! (men grunting) 1769 01:37:21,935 --> 01:37:23,634 Oh, fuck! Ow! 1770 01:37:23,636 --> 01:37:26,103 - Cut! (laughter) 1771 01:37:26,105 --> 01:37:28,339 - Sorry, dude, that was really awkward. 1772 01:37:28,341 --> 01:37:31,342 (laughter) 1773 01:37:31,344 --> 01:37:33,480 - Oh, man! 1774 01:37:36,515 --> 01:37:38,348 - The fuck you're wearing, dude? 1775 01:37:38,350 --> 01:37:40,384 - It's supposed to make me look big. 1776 01:37:40,386 --> 01:37:43,021 - Why do you shop in little girls' section? 1777 01:37:43,023 --> 01:37:45,290 (laughter) 1778 01:37:45,292 --> 01:37:48,326 You honestly look like you're on the fucking autobahn, 1779 01:37:48,328 --> 01:37:50,027 straight to gay town, man. 1780 01:37:50,029 --> 01:37:52,465 - On the blond bus to Analtown, huh? 1781 01:37:54,501 --> 01:37:57,302 You look like a little Nazi weightlifter. 1782 01:37:57,304 --> 01:38:00,071 (laughter) 1783 01:38:00,073 --> 01:38:02,540 - Power lifting fucking dongs, man. 1784 01:38:02,542 --> 01:38:04,442 - It's like... - Cut! 1785 01:38:04,444 --> 01:38:07,111 (laughter) 1786 01:38:07,113 --> 01:38:09,179 - I -I guess they like him 'cause he's got, sort of, 1787 01:38:09,181 --> 01:38:11,182 smaller hands. - Who wouldn't? 1788 01:38:11,184 --> 01:38:13,985 - You know, feels like a female's hands. 1789 01:38:13,987 --> 01:38:17,120 But make no mistake, that is a man. 1790 01:38:17,122 --> 01:38:19,324 (laughter) - Cut! 1791 01:38:19,326 --> 01:38:22,460 - I'm not stooping to your fucking level. 1792 01:38:22,462 --> 01:38:24,594 - The mayonnaise is semen. - What?! 1793 01:38:24,596 --> 01:38:26,296 - Enjoy the cannoli. 1794 01:38:26,298 --> 01:38:29,099 - This is so disrespectful, man! 1795 01:38:29,101 --> 01:38:32,402 And it better not have come out of that fucking sturgeon. 1796 01:38:32,404 --> 01:38:36,009 (laughter) 1797 01:38:39,345 --> 01:38:42,679 - Always driving away the ones you love. 1798 01:38:42,681 --> 01:38:45,019 (laughter) 1799 01:38:50,222 --> 01:38:53,426 - I love this movie! (orchestral music) 1800 01:39:21,453 --> 01:39:23,456 ♪♪♪ 1801 01:39:44,377 --> 01:39:46,380 ♪♪♪ 1802 01:40:07,367 --> 01:40:09,403 ♪♪♪ 1803 01:40:25,417 --> 01:40:27,420 ♪♪♪ 1804 01:40:47,207 --> 01:40:49,209 ♪♪♪ 1805 01:40:53,179 --> 01:40:55,879 - Hockey history is full of star players 1806 01:40:55,881 --> 01:40:59,884 and its backup enforcers. You know, you got Gretzky and McSorley. 1807 01:40:59,886 --> 01:41:02,186 - Well, I don't know if I'm a Gretzky. 1808 01:41:02,188 --> 01:41:05,821 - Thank you. - Doug... Took our fucking microphone. 1809 01:41:05,823 --> 01:41:10,823 Subtitles by explosiveskull