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[birds tweeting]

2
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[heavy breathing]

3
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- Is this good?
- No.

4
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- Sorry. Lower?
- Yeah, yes.

5
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- Good, good.
- Okay.

6
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This is awesome.

7
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[breathing heavily]

8
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- You can come if you want to.
- Okay, I'm about to.

9
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- Good.
- Are you gonna come?

10
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- Eh...
[fly buzzes]

11
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Did you hear that?
- Huh?

12
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- Like a woodland creature
pitter patter?

13
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- Okay, the plan is to have
sex in the woods.

14
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Okay. Are you okay?

15
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- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- You sure?

16
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- Because I kind of feel like
maybe you're not into it.

17
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- Oh! Oh!
- Oh, my God.

18
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I fell. I'm sorry. A bug.
- What is it?

19
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- Sorry.
- Okay.

20
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- A spider.

21
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I'm sorry.
- [sighs]

22
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No, it's okay. It's cool.

23
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- I'm not a woodland person.

24
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- [kiss]
Okay.

25
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Do you want me
to help you finish or--

26
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- No, I--my parents.

27
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- Okay.
- Let's get in the car.

28
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- Lights, trash, door.

29
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- Traffic's gonna be
a nightmare.

30
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- Bye, house,
see you next summer.

31
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- What did you put
in these bags?

32
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- I have no idea.

33
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- It's like dead bodies.

34
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- Here and here.
Up front, please.

35
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- Pat, can I help
with anything?

36
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- Ali, Ali, Ali, no.
No, no, no!

37
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No.
- I rode bitch here.

38
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- Okay
- Okay?

39
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- No, and you can
ride it back.

40
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- I don't want to.
- Well...

41
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- Guys, I can sit
in the middle.

42
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- Hit it.

43
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all:
* Bring me a higher love

44
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* Oh oh

45
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* Bring me a higher love
Oh oh *

46
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- * Break me a higher love

47
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- Oh, Dana.
- Do it.

48
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- It's "bring."
- What?

49
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- "Bring."

50
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- No, it isn't.
- Yes, it is.

51
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- "Break me a higher love"
like...

52
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Like you--like you
have to break me

53
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if you want me to love
like on such a high plain.

54
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- Alan, is it bring or break?

55
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- Ben's right, sweetie.
"Bring."

56
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- * Break...

57
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- Ali, I revised
the Michigan app.

58
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So do you want to talk through
the comments with me or...

59
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- Not really because
I don't want to go there.

60
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- Honey, you need to cast
a wide net.

61
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- Yeah, I'm sorry my future
is so stressful for you,

62
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but I'm not applying there.

63
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- I didn't say
it was stressful.

64
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- Guys, you really need
to get a grip, okay?

65
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Because Ali doesn't want
to go anywhere

66
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unless everybody wears berets

67
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and all they all smoke
clove cigarettes

68
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and they all make
their own hummus

69
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but they eat it
out of Frisbees.

70
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- I can see
your boyfriend's come stain.

71
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- Ali!
- Shut up!

72
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- God.

73
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- It's her fiancée.

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You can see
her fiancée's come stain.

75
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- God, it smells like

76
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a K.D. Lang concert
down there.

77
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- Shut up! Shut up!
- Fuck you.

78
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- Shut up!
- Take a chill pill, please?

79
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- Fuck you!

80
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- It's not new for me
to be able to say swears.

81
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Slow down, sweetie.
- Hey, guys, relax.

82
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- * Bring me a higher love

83
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* Oh yeah

84
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* A higher love

85
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* Higher higher higher

86
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* Bring me a higher love

87
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[muted TV sounds]

88
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- Have yourself a dental dam.

89
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But, of course, I'm going
to be using this later

90
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so I don't want
to ruin this later.

91
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- Suck my dick.

92
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Kim Deal's my hero.
Whatever.

93
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[knocking]

94
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- School starts
in eight hours.

95
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- Okay, give me seven seconds.

96
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- It's after midnight.

97
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- I'm getting off.

98
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- Good night, Jed.

99
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- No, I think she has
a crush on you.

100
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- Ali.

101
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- Okay, good night.
[laughs]

102
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- Jed speaks.
What was he saying?

103
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- I don't know.
Butt stuff.

104
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- [laughs]
Oh, I love you, good night.

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[door shuts]

106
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- Love you.

107
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[traffic sounds]

108
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- Thank you.

109
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- This is for you.

110
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- Great belt.

111
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Oh, I think
I'm getting a rash.

112
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- You got to stop
touching that.

113
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- So, is this guy you're seeing,
is this the--

114
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[flutters lips]
What do you call it?

115
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Smash slam poetry?

116
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- Ew, no, no.
No, I broke up with him.

117
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No, this guy
is a performance artist.

118
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- Oh.
- Major upgrade.

119
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- We ended up drinking
on his roof

120
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and having one of those
epic conversations

121
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until the sun comes up,
you know the kind?

122
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- Ben and I spent
three hours at Blockbuster.

123
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And, uh, we got "Curly Sue."

124
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- Sexual.

125
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- It's a good film.

126
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[laughs]
In fact, it's really funny.

127
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[laughs]

128
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- * Mr. Rubicky

129
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* Has got
a very small dicky *

130
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[both laugh]

131
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[giggles]

132
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* He lost it
in his car *

133
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* His dick has traveled
so far *

134
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[both giggle]

135
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* Go and kick him
in the nuts *

136
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* He's a motherfucking putz

137
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- Mm-hmm.

138
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- That's--that's it.
That's all I have.

139
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- That was the best song ever.

140
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- Do you have
any perfume?

141
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My mom's like
a drug-sniffing dog.

142
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- Perfume. I don't think
dudes wear--

143
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- Like, some of that
man spray.

144
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- This stuff.
- Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

145
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- Here we go.
- Okay. Spray me.

146
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- Oh, okay. Right.

147
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[spraying]

148
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- Whoa, that's a lot.

149
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[laughs]
I didn't want a lot.

150
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Hi.

151
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- Hey, there.

152
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- Oh.
- Floor, please.

153
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What is that?
You got schmutz all over here.

154
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What is that?

155
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Did you parallel park yet?

156
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I'm very good at it,

157
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so it should be
a cinch for you.

158
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- Smells good.

159
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- Don't get too excited.
It's leftovers.

160
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- [sighs]

161
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You know, when kids
in my class wore shoes like this

162
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it meant they had polio.

163
00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,256
- Yes, they do look
a little corrective.

164
00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:04,892
- What did you do today?

165
00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,394
- Crack.
- You know what I did?

166
00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,430
I wrote beautiful copy
for fake Oreos.

167
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- [laughs]
- Anyone for a Yum Yum?

168
00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,503
- Aw, yeah.

169
00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:17,337
- Honey, that stuff
will give you cancer.

170
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- Guess what?

171
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George offered to host a reading

172
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of my play at his house.

173
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- That's great, honey.

174
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Plenty of booze, no food,

175
00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:27,014
a bunch of self-righteous
Upper West Siders.

176
00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:29,750
Hey, has anyone spoken
to Dana this week?

177
00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,251
There is a sale at Kleinfeld's.

178
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- Did they pick a date?

179
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Because I bet
it's my birthday.

180
00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:36,089
- No, not yet.

181
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I was hoping the dress
would sort of get her excited.

182
00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:39,493
- So you'll come
to the reading then?

183
00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:41,128
- I don't know,
are you inviting me?

184
00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:42,429
- I want the whole family.

185
00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,264
You, Ali, me, Ben, and...

186
00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,266
you know, what's her face,
the one with the D.

187
00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,502
- Yes, Dana.
- Douchebag.

188
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- Her name is not douchebag.

189
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That's too German.
Douchebag.

190
00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,307
Dana Douchebag.

191
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[muted chatter]

192
00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,311
[water spraying]

193
00:07:58,345 --> 00:07:59,446
- Okay, switch.

194
00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,315
Okay, I need to wash.

195
00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:04,484
- Okay, hold on.
Wait a second.

196
00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:05,853
- What?
- What is that?

197
00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,387
- What?
- Right there, that rash.

198
00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,690
- [gasps]
Oh my God. Come on!

199
00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,992
- Sorry, sorry.
It's on your arm too.

200
00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:14,628
- Oh, I've been itching
all week.

201
00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:15,896
- [garbled mumbling]

202
00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,531
I think you might
have poison ivy.

203
00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:20,200
- What?

204
00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,169
Excuse me.
- What?

205
00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:23,837
- How did I get poison ivy?

206
00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:26,406
- That was a joint decision.
- You gave me poison ivy.

207
00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,208
- It's probably
in my vagina.

208
00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:29,309
- You want me to look?

209
00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,844
- No! Geez.

210
00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:33,380
- Oh, I should probably
pee on you.

211
00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:35,148
- [laughs]

212
00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,484
That move is for jellyfish.
I'm not stupid.

213
00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,219
- No, it's for poison ivy too.

214
00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:41,354
- [laughs]
- I think it is.

215
00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:44,558
- You want to pee on me?
[laughs]

216
00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:45,926
- Here we go, here we go.

217
00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,928
- No! We just have--
- Shh!

218
00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,863
- Are you doing it?
- Just quiet down.

219
00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:51,832
- All right, do it, do it.
- I can't pee on command.

220
00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,533
- Do it before I change my mind.
Do it, do it.

221
00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:55,869
- Listen, okay, there it is.
- Oh my God.

222
00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:58,371
- You want me to stop.
- No.

223
00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:00,240
- No?
- I like it.

224
00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,610
[sitar music]

225
00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:03,911
- He was touring
with the Grateful Dead

226
00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:05,713
for, like, many months.

227
00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,514
So I don't even know
what this place is or--

228
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,182
- He wasn't touring.
He was following them.

229
00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:10,884
He probably has lice.

230
00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:13,053
- Making grilled cheese
sandwiches in the parking lot.

231
00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,388
- [gasps]

232
00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:17,190
- Hey, Ravi!
- Oh my God.

233
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,525
- Oh my God. Look at you.

234
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:19,693
- Look at me?
Look at you.

235
00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:21,094
- You're back. Aw.

236
00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:23,864
- Embrace me, brother.
Embrace me.

237
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,065
You get a head hug too.

238
00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:26,399
- Hi, I'm Ben.

239
00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,235
What's your--what's your name?

240
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:33,206
- This is--this is Table.

241
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,075
- Table?

242
00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:38,779
- Off the bat,
she's taken a vow of silence.

243
00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:39,980
- Oh, okay. That makes sense.
- Wow.

244
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,381
Just in time for the party.

245
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,549
- Dude, we got to catch up.

246
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,717
- Yeah, yeah, let's catch up.

247
00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:44,885
- You good?
- Yeah.

248
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,386
- Okay.
- She's so good.

249
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,788
- Hurry.
- Okay.

250
00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,156
- Let's go, let's go.
- Benjamin.

251
00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,058
- Look at this.
- Benjamin.

252
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:54,227
- Guys, make room
for Table as well.

253
00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,697
[indistinct chatter]

254
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:02,269
[sitar music plays]

255
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:08,175
- Did you see
what Ravi's new look is?

256
00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:11,311
- [laughs]
I think he sews it himself.

257
00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,413
- Can you imagine the Ravi
we knew in college--

258
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,782
- Yeah. It's different.

259
00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:16,149
- Looking into the future
and seeing this?

260
00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,786
- I know.
Well, I guess it's...

261
00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:22,656
the influence of, you know,
Mrs. Table, yeah.

262
00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:25,092
- He's soon to be, Mr. Table.
[laughs]

263
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,095
- Yeah. Hey, good for him.
- It's really sweet.

264
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,697
- I'm still looking
for my Table.

265
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,631
- [laughs]
- I really am though.

266
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,433
This girl
I was just with

267
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,435
showed up to a date
wearing a ski mask.

268
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,104
- [laughs]
- Serious.

269
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,606
She said she wanted
to know my personality

270
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,875
before I knew her face.

271
00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:44,812
- Was she...
a normal person?

272
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,379
- She was kind of
a mean drunk.

273
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,982
[both laugh]

274
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,517
- [snorts]

275
00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:54,121
- I'm really happy to see that
you never kicked your snort.

276
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,622
- I don't want
to talk about it.

277
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,625
- This one made it
on a foot loom.

278
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,660
It was slamming.

279
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,796
She made all of them.

280
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:06,333
Dowels, we made
like a thousand dowels.

281
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,804
- What is that?

282
00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:14,307
- [laughs]
It's an engagement ring.

283
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,244
- You finally did it.

284
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,146
- [sighs]

285
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:22,282
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

286
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,893
[soft music]

287
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:40,200
*

288
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,037
[door slams]

289
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:08,628
[thumping electronic music
playing]

290
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:15,903
*

291
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,078
- Come with me.

292
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,616
- I'm going to go
with Sophie.

293
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:30,984
- That's so whack.

294
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,788
- It will help me study.

295
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:38,792
[indistinct chatter]

296
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,794
- That's not coke.

297
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,630
- I know, it's H.

298
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:46,033
- Holy shit.

299
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,903
Are we really just going
to do this right now?

300
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,071
- I did it with Danny
last week.

301
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,106
It's really not scary.

302
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,643
It's like climbing
back into the womb.

303
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:59,412
You won't even have
to do that much.

304
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,048
[sniffs]

305
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:09,656
- Call my mom
if I die.

306
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,191
[sniffs]

307
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,994
[sniffs]

308
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,972
[sighs]

309
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:34,081
[thumping music]

310
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,933
[exhales]

311
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,504
[sniffs]

312
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,312
[sipping]

313
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:10,383
[soft music]

314
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,852
[shuffling disks]

315
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:22,429
*

316
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:25,198
[electric whirring]

317
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,468
What?

318
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,039
[clicking mouse]

319
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,011
*

320
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,047
[clicking mouse]

321
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,786
[clicking mouse]

322
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,255
[gasps]

323
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,963
[whispers]
What the fuck?

324
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,231
[clicking mouse]

325
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:06,806
*

326
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:09,943
Holy fuck, Dad.

327
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,911
[clicking]

328
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:19,252
[dot matrix printer printing]

329
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,892
- In celebration
of the contributions

330
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,494
women make in every aspect...

331
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,062
- Ah, gotcha.

332
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,797
- Doesn't that hurt?

333
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:33,800
- This from the guy who's
gonna row over his own balls.

334
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:37,070
- As mothers, wives, sisters,
daughters...

335
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,438
- Wow, I love that suit.

336
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,607
- Traffic is gonna
be a nightmare.

337
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,175
We better leave soon.

338
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,144
- I thought we were
going to talk to Ali?

339
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,745
- Can we talk tonight?

340
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,314
She's not going clubbing
in the middle of the day.

341
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,249
- She went out again
last night.

342
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,817
I saw her pile of clothes
when I took out the trash.

343
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,419
- Detective Pat.

344
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,322
- God forbid she'd dislike you
for five seconds.

345
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:58,425
- This is not me leaving you
to be bad cop, all right?

346
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,760
- Bad cop.
I'm barely a crossing guard.

347
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,430
- All right, I really
will talk to her tonight.

348
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,664
I promise.

349
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,133
What do you think?

350
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,834
Two weeks no phone?

351
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,202
And that includes Jed.

352
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,038
- You know the boy's name.

353
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,539
- Uh-huh.
- Hmm.

354
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,043
- No.

355
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,111
- What are you, a mime?

356
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,879
- Yes, I studied in France.

357
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,449
Actually, I'm a crossing guard,

358
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,018
and you can't pass
without paying the toll.

359
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:27,387
[kissing]

360
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,894
- We may help bring
new dignity and respect...

361
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:37,864
- That is a nice suit.

362
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,532
- [knocking]
You up?

363
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,009
Bullshit.

364
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,412
[muted traffic noise]

365
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,150
*

366
00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:01,688
[siren wailing in distance]

367
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,261
- McCann Erickson?

368
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:09,496
[British accent]
- Mr. Jacobs, please?

369
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,531
- May I ask who's calling?

370
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:14,000
- Tell him it's C.

371
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,668
- Please hold.

372
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,537
- Yeah, I'll hold.

373
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:23,143
*

374
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,280
- We all know
what we're breathing.

375
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,349
Whether or not he knows
that it's the same air

376
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,184
that jackass Giuliani
is breathing.

377
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,785
[laughter]

378
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:33,953
He's pouring all his money

379
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,021
into the police department.

380
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,556
Meanwhile, the rest of us

381
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,559
need to fight for
a different kind of enforcement.

382
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,060
- Pat?

383
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,896
Solid Waste Disposal reforms
is pushing to 3 p.m.

384
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,365
- Okay.
- Grannis is on line two.

385
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,866
And Congressman Hinchey
just called

386
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,101
about the cement plants again.

387
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,402
- Okay.

388
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,771
- Also, Iris
from Dalton called.

389
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,907
Alexandra hasn't
signed in yet.

390
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:57,144
- Uh, Alexandra
has the flu.

391
00:17:57,177 --> 00:18:00,547
- [sighs]
Again? Try ginseng.

392
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,915
- I don't know that is.
I'll take Grannis now.

393
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:05,051
[traffic sounds]

394
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,087
- Thanks. Bye.

395
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,537
[coins jingling]

396
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:27,607
[coin clunking]

397
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,909
[clicking]

398
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,011
- You have four messages.

399
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,680
[beep]
- Dana, it's Laura.

400
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,615
You haven't gotten back to me
about book club.

401
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,016
You said you were
bringing the mahjong tiles.

402
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,251
[beep]
- Hey, babe.

403
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,086
I'm going to be home late.

404
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,754
I'm having some drinks
with some work peeps tonight.

405
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,156
Can you grab
some toilet paper?

406
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,791
[beep]

407
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,526
- Hi, this message
is for Dana Jacobs.

408
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,595
This is Samuel
from the Water Club.

409
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,163
If you're still interested
in having your wedding here,

410
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,298
please call me back at--
[beep]

411
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,032
- Hi, Dana, it's Mom.

412
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,967
There is a sale at Kleinfeld's
this weekend.

413
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,304
- Ugh!
[coin drops]

414
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,474
[sighs]

415
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,313
[coins jingle]

416
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,481
[coin drops]

417
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,717
Hi, this is Dana calling.

418
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,452
I just wanted to relay
a message to Kim and David

419
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,120
that I'm not going to be able

420
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,455
to make the staffing meeting
today.

421
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:19,359
I've eaten something wrong.
[laughs]

422
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,994
At lunch, and I just feel like
I need to be near

423
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,596
my own restroom.

424
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,400
Dana Jacobs.

425
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:32,972
I do our layout.
[laughs]

426
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,707
Yeah.
[groans]

427
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:35,775
[coin drops]

428
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,384
[muted rock music playing]

429
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,526
[cash register beeping]

430
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,503
[clicks]

431
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,605
[world music plays]

432
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,775
[man singing in foreign
language]

433
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:15,882
*

434
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,709
[muted world music]

435
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,244
[shrieks] Oh, no.

436
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,380
- [laughs]

437
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,948
- [laughs]
Whatever.

438
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,116
- It's okay.

439
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,150
Your secret's safe with me.

440
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,385
I won't tell anyone

441
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,220
you dance to world music.

442
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,722
- I'm not ashamed.

443
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:59,091
I think it's good
to like music from our world.

444
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:02,094
[laughs]

445
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,797
- Sorry, you had
a little hairball.

446
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,933
- [laughs]

447
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,068
- Where's, um...

448
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,570
Uh?

449
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,772
- Ben?
- Ben, where's Ben?

450
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,874
- He's at work.

451
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,579
What? Can nobody hang out
alone anymore?

452
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,147
- I feel deeply alone
at all times.

453
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,315
- I say accept it.

454
00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:23,416
This is my first day alone

455
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,084
since, I don't know, 1982,

456
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,754
and I am really digging in.

457
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,122
First, I'm doing this,
and then I'm gonna skip dinner.

458
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:31,324
I'm going to go
to Serendipity,

459
00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:32,525
get a frozen hot chocolate,

460
00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,260
eat it all by myself
and then--

461
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,795
- Want to get a bite to eat?

462
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,499
- With you?

463
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:42,301
[rock music playing]

464
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:54,146
- Oh. You just had that
on hand?

465
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:56,683
- It's cool.

466
00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:58,284
The cops raided this place
last night.

467
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,852
So we're safe tonight.

468
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,688
- Oh, you know what,
I have a job to get to.

469
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:05,658
- I'm kidding.
Jesus, sit down and smoke this.

470
00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:08,327
- It's on fire.
[sighs]

471
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,498
[embers crackle]

472
00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:17,036
So, do you have
any more tales

473
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,337
from the dating front?

474
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,639
- Uh, last week a girl

475
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,140
asked if she could strangle me.

476
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,375
- [spits]

477
00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:24,343
- Well done.

478
00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:25,578
- Don't look over here. Oh!

479
00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:27,714
- I think you got
the musician.

480
00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,549
- I would say
we'd get kicked out,

481
00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:31,150
but nobody here cares
about anything.

482
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,852
[laughs violently]

483
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:35,722
- Yeah, you know...

484
00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:39,258
All I really want
is a nice Jewish Italian girl

485
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:42,094
who just wants
to sit on the couch with me.

486
00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,831
Watch "Mad About You."

487
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,332
- [laughs]

488
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,234
Yeah, well, Helen Hunt
has really perfected

489
00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:50,269
the frontal wedgie.

490
00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:52,505
So, tune in for that.
[giggles]

491
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,442
I wonder where
Helen's vagina is.

492
00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:56,843
Just kidding.

493
00:22:56,876 --> 00:23:00,379
We can all see it
in prime time.

494
00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:03,115
- Yeah.
[laughs]

495
00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:04,584
How about you and Ben?

496
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:08,555
You guys watch a lot
of Must-See TV together?

497
00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:11,357
- Yeah.
[laughs nervously]

498
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,860
- Sounds really nice.

499
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,963
- Oh, save it.
You don't have to say that.

500
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:18,965
- I'm being serious.

501
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,368
- Yeah, it's nice.
It's very good.

502
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,036
It's good. We--you know.

503
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,605
It's very totally good.

504
00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:27,640
We just brush our teeth,
and we take our clothes off,

505
00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:29,075
and we get into bed,

506
00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:32,044
and, if he reaches
for the candle,

507
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:35,281
I know that we're going
to have sex to the 11:00 movie.

508
00:23:35,314 --> 00:23:36,583
That's really rude.

509
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,084
That's not even what I mean.

510
00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:41,387
That's a real asshole remark
to make, Dana.

511
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,889
[clears throat]

512
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,557
[exhales]

513
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:47,059
They really got
the heater on in here, right?

514
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,094
[burps]

515
00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:49,896
Oh my goodness.
[laughs]

516
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,131
[sipping]

517
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:53,466
- How you feeling?

518
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:56,268
- Mmm, mmm.

519
00:23:56,302 --> 00:23:57,470
- Mellowing out a little?

520
00:23:57,504 --> 00:24:00,973
[both laugh]

521
00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:03,976
- You know, I think that
the last we got stoned together

522
00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:07,514
was...in your dorm room.

523
00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:11,183
- I remember that, I think.

524
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:12,251
- Yeah?

525
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,086
- Yeah.

526
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:18,124
We had a four-hour
conversation about dinosaurs.

527
00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:20,092
- [laughs]

528
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:23,596
- And I then I think
some clothes came off.

529
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,898
- [laughs]

530
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:35,441
[sighs]

531
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,744
So fun.
I should go home.

532
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,113
- Yeah, okay.
- Whoa.

533
00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:42,281
[laughs]
- You okay?

534
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,684
- Yeah.

535
00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:45,685
I should get a cab.

536
00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:47,086
- Okay, go ahead.

537
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:54,694
[sighs]

538
00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,699
Shit.

539
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:10,610
[moans]

540
00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:13,245
[moans]

541
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,916
Uh, oh my God.

542
00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:20,820
[muted talk show chatter]

543
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,555
- You came from Second City,
didn't you?

544
00:25:22,589 --> 00:25:24,924
- Mm-hmm.
- Were you in the main company?

545
00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:27,059
- Main stage.
- Hey.

546
00:25:28,427 --> 00:25:29,929
- I have to pee so bad.

547
00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:32,231
- I'm reading
Hammacher Schlemmer.

548
00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:35,401
They're advertising
the world's fastest razor blade.

549
00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:39,839
There's an inversion machine
and a lot of luggage.

550
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:42,008
Babe?
- Hmm?

551
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,342
[gags, spits]

552
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:44,543
- Are you okay?

553
00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:46,278
- I'm going to the bathroom.

554
00:25:46,312 --> 00:25:50,349
- No fucking way.
KGB surveillance binoculars?

555
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,785
What the fuck?

556
00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:56,422
Kitten Toe!

557
00:25:56,455 --> 00:25:57,957
You can buy as many
as you want.

558
00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:01,527
You can hook 'em up
to form a kitten village.

559
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,263
You can build
your own kitten village.

560
00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:06,933
Babe, there's some his and hers
trench coats in here.

561
00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:09,135
It says that they're packable.

562
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:10,870
I don't know what's different
about that

563
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,204
than regular trench coats,

564
00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,540
but whatever.

565
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:17,376
She we go stone
or pale putty?

566
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:18,978
- Pale putty.

567
00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:21,881
- This is fucking awesome.

568
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,616
- [whispers] Oh, my God.

569
00:26:29,856 --> 00:26:33,425
[rock music]

570
00:26:33,459 --> 00:26:36,562
[indistinct chatter]

571
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,397
*

572
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:43,302
- * Now it feels like
I'm on fire *

573
00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:47,239
* It's burning low

574
00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:48,240
[muted radio]

575
00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,409
[knocking]

576
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:51,878
- Incoming.

577
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,620
- [shuts radio off]
Looks like Chernobyl in here.

578
00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:07,459
- Mm-hmm.

579
00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:09,128
Mmm.

580
00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:14,500
- So you want to tell me why
I'm getting calls from school

581
00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:16,102
asking where you are?

582
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,705
Or should I tell you
what I think I know?

583
00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:20,339
- Cool choices.
- Hey.

584
00:27:20,372 --> 00:27:22,441
- You tell us you did well
on the Vonnegut essay.

585
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,276
Meanwhile, I see you got an 83.

586
00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:25,845
- You went through my stuff?
- Didn't go through your stuff.

587
00:27:25,878 --> 00:27:27,279
It was on your desk.

588
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,181
- Well, what's an 83,
like, like a B?

589
00:27:29,215 --> 00:27:30,616
- Yeah!

590
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,484
God, it's a good grade.
You freak.

591
00:27:32,518 --> 00:27:35,121
- Your mom is trying to say
that you're smarter than a B.

592
00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,289
- But dumb enough
to leave enough clubbing clothes

593
00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:38,557
in the stairwell.

594
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:40,026
- Not entirely your fault.

595
00:27:40,059 --> 00:27:42,461
We did take you
to Studio 54 in utero.

596
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,130
[laughs]

597
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:47,633
- You want to tell her
about the Quaaludes?

598
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,168
- Okay. You got me.

599
00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:51,537
I got a B,
and I have a life.

600
00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:53,706
You're real fucking detectives.

601
00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:55,307
- Don't you fucking
detective me.

602
00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:56,909
- You wanna know what I think?
both: No.

603
00:27:56,943 --> 00:27:58,410
- I think we should
just let her get a B.

604
00:27:58,444 --> 00:28:01,848
Let her sneak out.
Hopefully, she'll get mugged.

605
00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:03,816
Most people learn
from failure.

606
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:07,219
- Wow. Well, you would know.

607
00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:08,888
You're the king.

608
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:11,858
- No wonder he hates you.

609
00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:14,226
- What?
- Excuse me?

610
00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:19,198
- You're reckless.

611
00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:21,000
And grounded.

612
00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,335
- Both of you
are so fucked!

613
00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:25,004
- Stop cursing!

614
00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:26,839
Just stop it for once, Ali.

615
00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:29,375
- Just get out!

616
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,019
- Should of just done it myself.

617
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,054
I was alone in there
anyway.

618
00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:45,524
[phone rings]

619
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:48,527
- Hey.

620
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,764
There's a 6:44.

621
00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:53,365
Just meet me there now.

622
00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:57,770
[slamming phone]

623
00:28:57,804 --> 00:29:00,773
[clattering]

624
00:29:10,449 --> 00:29:13,119
- [sighs]

625
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,729
[distant footsteps]

626
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,464
[door opening]

627
00:29:25,497 --> 00:29:26,966
[door slams]

628
00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:30,136
- Great, she's going out
to get mugged.

629
00:29:30,169 --> 00:29:35,241
- [sighs]
No one's getting mugged.

630
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:38,077
She's too scary.

631
00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:40,346
[muted announcements
over loudspeaker]

632
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,092
[train clattering]

633
00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:56,195
[crickets chirp]
[distant train horn]

634
00:29:56,228 --> 00:29:57,897
- You have to be
really quiet, okay.

635
00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:01,600
[sighs]

636
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,336
[keys jingling]

637
00:30:07,406 --> 00:30:09,341
Oh, fuck.

638
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,079
Uh!

639
00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:20,219
[reggae music plays]

640
00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:25,191
[kissing]

641
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,727
- Did you bring condoms
this time?

642
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,130
- Yeah, should I get 'em now?

643
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,065
- Yeah.
[laughs]

644
00:30:40,873 --> 00:30:42,708
[zipping]

645
00:30:42,741 --> 00:30:45,177
- Should I put it on now?

646
00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:53,485
[siren blaring in distance]

647
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:54,987
[reggae music plays]

648
00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:57,123
[heavy breathing]

649
00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:03,029
- [sighs]

650
00:31:04,296 --> 00:31:06,198
[sighs]

651
00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,601
Is the CD skipping?

652
00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:11,170
- I don't think so.

653
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:13,005
- Dude, it's totally skipping.

654
00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:14,373
[music stuck on loop]

655
00:31:14,406 --> 00:31:16,608
- Oh, are you fucking
kidding me?

656
00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:21,380
That's embarrassing.

657
00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:24,683
[clunking]

658
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,118
[laughter, music continues]

659
00:31:26,152 --> 00:31:27,886
- Nice shot.
- Thanks.

660
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:36,128
[dramatic music plays on TV]

661
00:31:36,162 --> 00:31:40,099
- Mind you have work to do.

662
00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:44,536
- You hear that?

663
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:46,572
[distant rustling]

664
00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:47,940
- It's probably a bear.

665
00:31:51,077 --> 00:31:53,279
- Probably a bear?

666
00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:55,114
- [snickers]
You're such a city kid.

667
00:31:55,147 --> 00:31:57,316
- There's a bear outside?

668
00:31:57,349 --> 00:32:00,286
- They can't open doors,
can they?

669
00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:02,054
- How do you know that?

670
00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:04,991
[tense TV music]

671
00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:07,593
[thudding]
All right.

672
00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:09,996
[exhales]

673
00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:11,063
[door squeaks]

674
00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:12,398
- Ah!
- Ah! Ah!

675
00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:15,067
- [screaming]
- Dana! Dana!

676
00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:16,902
- [hysterical screaming]

677
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:19,505
- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?

678
00:32:19,538 --> 00:32:21,240
- I asked you first.

679
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:23,009
- [exhales]
- I'm Jed.

680
00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:24,476
- Okay.
[flutters lips]

681
00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:26,478
- Can you not tell Mom
I'm here, please?

682
00:32:26,512 --> 00:32:28,447
- No, obviously I'm going
to tell Mom that you were here.

683
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,583
- God, you're like
a tattle-tail. You bitch!

684
00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:33,252
- Actually, I'm an adult

685
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:35,321
who was coming for a quiet
weekend in the country

686
00:32:35,354 --> 00:32:37,356
and found her home invaded,

687
00:32:37,389 --> 00:32:39,825
and, yeah, I'm gonna tell mom
that you were here

688
00:32:39,858 --> 00:32:40,926
in your underwear.

689
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,262
With...

690
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:46,265
- Jed.
- Jed.

691
00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:47,466
[laughs]

692
00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:49,368
- And both of you
need to leave right now.

693
00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:52,771
- No! What--you leave.
We were here first.

694
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:55,041
- You are such an irritant!

695
00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:56,475
You're a little piece
of toilet paper

696
00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:58,344
that gets stuck
to somebody's shoe.

697
00:32:58,377 --> 00:33:01,947
- You're like the embodiment
of constipation, okay.

698
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,116
- [scoffs]
Okay.

699
00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:05,884
[laughs]
All right, great.

700
00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:07,786
You can stay. Fine.

701
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,355
But he needs to leave.

702
00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:11,457
And you can take him
to the train station

703
00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,459
because you have
your learner's permit.

704
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:16,162
- No, I can't because I need
a parent to be in the car.

705
00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:20,466
- Oh, please stop
Frenching in front of me.

706
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:23,402
Stop Frenching
in front of me.

707
00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:24,736
[kissing]

708
00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:26,672
- Why don't you
just come back with me?

709
00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:31,143
- I think my sister might be
having a nervous breakdown.

710
00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:34,246
[10,000 Maniacs'
"Like the Weather" plays]

711
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,915
I need to make sure
she doesn't tell my mom.

712
00:33:36,948 --> 00:33:38,684
[distant train horn]

713
00:33:38,717 --> 00:33:41,553
[car horn beeps]

714
00:33:41,587 --> 00:33:45,091
Is your drug store underwear
that deep up your ass?

715
00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:46,658
*

716
00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:48,527
- What?

717
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,762
- See you later.

718
00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:54,700
- [sighs]

719
00:33:57,703 --> 00:34:02,208
- * But by the force of will
My lungs are filled *

720
00:34:02,241 --> 00:34:04,510
* And so I breathe

721
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:06,345
- [sniffs]

722
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:10,249
- * Lately it seems this big bed
is where... *

723
00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:12,284
- Is he your boyfriend?

724
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,787
- Not really.

725
00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:20,426
- Do you guys have sex?

726
00:34:20,459 --> 00:34:21,693
- Yeah.

727
00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:24,396
- Oh.

728
00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:25,597
[sighs]

729
00:34:25,631 --> 00:34:28,300
So, Mom has no idea
where you are?

730
00:34:28,334 --> 00:34:30,802
- Does Ben know
where you are?

731
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,273
- Well, that's different

732
00:34:34,306 --> 00:34:37,543
because Ben is not
my mom.

733
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:40,379
I'm here because
I needed to get away,

734
00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:43,282
and you're a child.

735
00:34:43,315 --> 00:34:46,318
You know, and you ran away
from home, and that's--

736
00:34:46,352 --> 00:34:48,220
- I did not run away
from home.

737
00:34:48,254 --> 00:34:51,557
I went to our family's
country house.

738
00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:54,760
How much more vanilla
can that scenario get?

739
00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:59,398
- * Shiver in my bones
just thinking... *

740
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:03,569
- Look at us
having sister time.

741
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:06,638
- Are you going to, like,
try and braid my hair later?

742
00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:10,476
- Do you want
to go swimming?

743
00:35:10,509 --> 00:35:16,515
- * What a cold
and rainy day *

744
00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:17,316
[splashing]

745
00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:18,917
[both scream]

746
00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:22,188
- [laughs]

747
00:35:22,221 --> 00:35:25,324
This is the best sports drink
I've ever had.

748
00:35:25,357 --> 00:35:27,426
- That's because
it's Whiskey Mountain Dew.

749
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,094
- It's because it's what?

750
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:30,829
- It's Whiskey Mountain Dew.

751
00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:33,599
- [laughs]

752
00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:34,933
- Whoo! Hoo!

753
00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:37,203
- [laughs]

754
00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:39,171
Did I do that?

755
00:35:39,205 --> 00:35:40,772
- Three Mississippi, four.

756
00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:43,342
- You think you could ever
be a synchronized swimmer?

757
00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:44,810
Do everything
that I do.

758
00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:50,516
[laughs]

759
00:35:50,549 --> 00:35:52,951
- I could definitely do this.

760
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:54,453
- Can you do that?
[splashes]

761
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,688
- Can you not, please?

762
00:35:56,722 --> 00:35:58,156
- Big splash. Stop!

763
00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:01,327
[splashing]

764
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,629
- Ow! Stop! Stop!

765
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:08,234
Ow, God!
What's your problem?

766
00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:10,669
Why do you play so rough?

767
00:36:10,702 --> 00:36:12,304
- God, calm down.

768
00:36:12,338 --> 00:36:14,340
- Seriously, why do you have
to go so hard at everything?

769
00:36:14,373 --> 00:36:15,974
You ruin everything.

770
00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:18,377
- Fuck you, cunt.

771
00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:21,079
- [groans]
- Sorry.

772
00:36:21,112 --> 00:36:22,981
Ali!

773
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:24,650
- [inhales]

774
00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:27,018
- Ali.

775
00:36:27,052 --> 00:36:28,754
[bubbling]

776
00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:29,988
Ali!

777
00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,323
Stop!
[splashes]

778
00:36:31,357 --> 00:36:34,826
Stop!
I don't like horse play.

779
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:36,328
I don't like pranks.
I don't like this.

780
00:36:36,362 --> 00:36:38,196
I don't like it.

781
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:43,101
- [exhales]

782
00:36:43,134 --> 00:36:44,703
Dad's having an affair.

783
00:36:50,909 --> 00:36:53,379
- Oh, my God.

784
00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:54,846
- Yeah, wait till
you get to April.

785
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,715
He had a haiku phase.

786
00:36:56,748 --> 00:36:58,517
- Why does he sometimes
refer to himself

787
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:01,387
as "her Pillsbury Dough Boy"?

788
00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:03,589
- Oh, it's because
he calls his dick "dough."

789
00:37:03,622 --> 00:37:06,858
- Oh, Jesus. God.
- Yeah.

790
00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,527
- Just broke my brain.

791
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,430
- Fucking--I hate him.
Okay, I hate him.

792
00:37:11,463 --> 00:37:13,365
- You don't hate him.
- I do though.

793
00:37:13,399 --> 00:37:15,901
- You don't.
- Why should I not?

794
00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,703
- I don't think that...

795
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,271
we should say anything to Mom

796
00:37:19,305 --> 00:37:21,307
until we know what this is.

797
00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:23,442
- If I were Mom,
I would chop off that dough

798
00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:25,477
Loretta Bobbitt style.

799
00:37:25,511 --> 00:37:27,879
- It's not--it's Lorena.

800
00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:30,115
- I got a strong feeling that
he's in love with someone else.

801
00:37:30,148 --> 00:37:32,818
- She cut off an entire penis.
You should say her name right.

802
00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:34,653
- I can tell that
he's in love with someone else.

803
00:37:34,686 --> 00:37:36,555
- I think she threw it
out a window as well.

804
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,557
- And he doesn't even
have to be fucking her.

805
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:41,393
What's going on is that he's
emotionally cheating on Mom.

806
00:37:41,427 --> 00:37:43,094
- You watch way too much Oprah.

807
00:37:43,128 --> 00:37:45,096
"Emotionally cheating."

808
00:37:45,130 --> 00:37:47,399
And maybe it's just
a fantasy,

809
00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:48,800
which--
[flutters lips]

810
00:37:48,834 --> 00:37:51,403
to be honest
is totally healthy.

811
00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:53,405
It's just, you know,
a totally healthy thing

812
00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:57,609
to have--to have fantasies.

813
00:37:57,643 --> 00:37:59,144
[sighs]

814
00:37:59,177 --> 00:38:02,247
[clicking]

815
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:06,452
- * I lost my heart

816
00:38:06,485 --> 00:38:10,322
* Under the bridge

817
00:38:10,356 --> 00:38:14,159
* To that little girl

818
00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:16,595
* So much to leave

819
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:18,630
- * Do, do-do-do

820
00:38:18,664 --> 00:38:20,999
Look what I found.
- Oh, my God.

821
00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:23,101
- In mother's wardrobe.

822
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:24,770
- Looks so good!

823
00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,972
Wow!

824
00:38:27,005 --> 00:38:31,677
- * Never know
Just what I found *

825
00:38:31,710 --> 00:38:33,512
- I have something to say.

826
00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:39,518
I have something
that I feel that...

827
00:38:39,551 --> 00:38:42,454
if I don't share it...

828
00:38:42,488 --> 00:38:45,357
it will stay inside of me

829
00:38:45,391 --> 00:38:48,026
and start to eat me alive.

830
00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:49,294
- Please, say it.

831
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,363
- [sighs]

832
00:38:53,365 --> 00:38:56,635
[groans]

833
00:38:56,668 --> 00:39:00,472
I slept with somebody,
and it is not Ben.

834
00:39:00,506 --> 00:39:01,673
- Ow.
- What?

835
00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:03,809
- I know, I know.
- Whoa.

836
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:07,846
- I really...liked it.
- Oh.

837
00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:11,750
- My body, like,
really responds.

838
00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:13,419
Ugh.

839
00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:15,487
- [stutters]

840
00:39:15,521 --> 00:39:17,723
We're just like
a family of cheaters.

841
00:39:17,756 --> 00:39:19,391
- I just have to get it out.

842
00:39:19,425 --> 00:39:21,226
I just have to say
"I'm Dana,

843
00:39:21,259 --> 00:39:23,595
"and I'm a cheater,

844
00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:24,996
and I'm a Mountain Dew drinker."

845
00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,698
- Yeah, and you're
a come guzzler.

846
00:39:26,732 --> 00:39:29,868
- [flutters lips]
Sold.

847
00:39:29,901 --> 00:39:31,336
- Okay.

848
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,839
Thanks for telling me.

849
00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:38,510
- I just think maybe
this is a sign

850
00:39:38,544 --> 00:39:40,846
that there's somebody else
that I'm supposed to be,

851
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:43,515
that it's trying
to get out of me.

852
00:39:43,549 --> 00:39:46,518
- Okay, yeah. Okay.

853
00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:48,454
What's her name?

854
00:39:48,487 --> 00:39:49,855
[clicking]

855
00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,423
[Stacey Q's "Two of Hearts"
playing]

856
00:39:51,457 --> 00:39:56,361
- Ba...delia.

857
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,063
- Badelia?

858
00:39:58,096 --> 00:39:59,598
- And I'll tell you what.

859
00:39:59,631 --> 00:40:01,700
Badelia's very fun to be.

860
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,869
A lot of people
don't get to be Badelia.

861
00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:06,638
Badelia is
a little bit wicked.

862
00:40:06,672 --> 00:40:08,273
- Uh-huh.
- She's wild.

863
00:40:08,306 --> 00:40:09,708
She makes her own choices.

864
00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:12,878
And Badelia has secrets,

865
00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:16,314
and secrets can be rather fun.

866
00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:18,283
You know what else?

867
00:40:18,316 --> 00:40:20,251
Double triple lunge!
- Oh!

868
00:40:20,285 --> 00:40:22,788
- Mikhail Baryshnikov.

869
00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:25,056
- * Two of hearts
I need you, I need you *

870
00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:26,391
- I like dancing.

871
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:27,459
I don't think I've ever

872
00:40:27,493 --> 00:40:28,894
danced with you before.

873
00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:30,161
- It's really nice to hear you

874
00:40:30,195 --> 00:40:31,262
say yes instead of no.

875
00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:32,498
- No!
- [laughs]

876
00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:33,899
- * Come on, come on

877
00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:38,804
[distant vacuuming]
- Anyone home?

878
00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:41,039
Mom?

879
00:40:45,644 --> 00:40:47,078
- Mom?
- Mom?

880
00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:50,281
- Oh, Jesus.
- Sorry.

881
00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:52,450
I love you.

882
00:40:52,484 --> 00:40:55,954
I love you.

883
00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:59,257
- And I love you too.
What's going on here?

884
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:02,528
- I love you.
I just wanted you to know.

885
00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:04,530
And I love everything you do.

886
00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:06,164
Busting dust.

887
00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:07,432
- Where's Dad?

888
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:10,636
- He's at his writing workshop.

889
00:41:10,669 --> 00:41:12,604
I called Sophie's mom.

890
00:41:12,638 --> 00:41:16,207
Do you want to tell me
where you really were?

891
00:41:16,241 --> 00:41:18,143
- Oh, she was at my place.

892
00:41:18,176 --> 00:41:19,778
Ali!

893
00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:21,947
- Sorry I scared you.

894
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:23,114
- [exhales]

895
00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:24,650
What is that? Laundry?

896
00:41:24,683 --> 00:41:27,853
- Oh, I was actually
hoping to crash here

897
00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:30,021
for a few days,
if that's possible.

898
00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:31,356
If you have room.

899
00:41:31,389 --> 00:41:33,158
- Is everything okay?

900
00:41:33,191 --> 00:41:34,560
- Yeah.

901
00:41:36,361 --> 00:41:37,663
- What about you?

902
00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:39,130
How long do you
plan on staying?

903
00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:40,632
- Uh, until I'm 40.

904
00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:43,835
- All right, that works for me.

905
00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:52,143
- Thanks for bringing
this stuff.

906
00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:55,313
- I'm just so surprised.

907
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:57,415
Are you okay?

908
00:41:57,448 --> 00:41:59,651
- [sighs]
Yeah, I'm fine.

909
00:41:59,685 --> 00:42:01,920
- It's just crazy.

910
00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:04,422
Your dad doesn't seem like
the type to have a mistress.

911
00:42:04,455 --> 00:42:07,492
He seems like--
don't take this the wrong way--

912
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,361
but, like, too pussy to cheat.

913
00:42:10,395 --> 00:42:13,331
- What did you say?

914
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:16,167
- What?

915
00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:17,535
What?

916
00:42:17,569 --> 00:42:18,837
- Say "pussy" again.
- Oh my God.

917
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:20,772
- Say it.
- Umm...

918
00:42:20,806 --> 00:42:24,242
Aren't you supposed
to be at work right now?

919
00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:25,611
- I called in sick.

920
00:42:25,644 --> 00:42:27,846
[kissing]
- This is nice.

921
00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,681
- You can bite me
if you want.

922
00:42:29,715 --> 00:42:30,849
You want to bite me?
- Oh. No.

923
00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:33,752
- Do you?
- Oh God.

924
00:42:33,785 --> 00:42:36,788
Does anybody--oh my God.
Is anybody here?

925
00:42:36,822 --> 00:42:38,423
[breathing heavily]
Okay.

926
00:42:38,456 --> 00:42:40,191
- Tell me how good
my pussy feels.

927
00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:41,760
Tell me.
- Huh?

928
00:42:41,793 --> 00:42:43,795
- Tell me how good
my pussy feels.

929
00:42:43,829 --> 00:42:46,364
- Oh my God, I don't want to.

930
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:47,699
- Do it.
- It feels great.

931
00:42:47,733 --> 00:42:48,867
It feels great.
- Say it.

932
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,435
- Why are you barking at me?

933
00:42:50,468 --> 00:42:52,037
- What do you want? Tell me how
it feels on your dick.

934
00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:54,072
Tell me how my pussy
feels on your dick.

935
00:42:54,105 --> 00:42:56,541
- If I told you to tell me how
good my dick felt in your mouth,

936
00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:57,709
you'd call 911.

937
00:42:57,743 --> 00:43:00,211
- Okay.
Let's call the police.

938
00:43:00,245 --> 00:43:02,380
- Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on a second.

939
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:06,584
- [sighs]

940
00:43:06,618 --> 00:43:08,386
- What's happening?

941
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,121
- [scoffs]
Well, we were fucking,

942
00:43:10,155 --> 00:43:12,157
and then you ruined it.

943
00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:13,224
[grunts]

944
00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:15,761
- Okay.
- [sighs]

945
00:43:15,794 --> 00:43:18,229
You can't even
say "pussy" to me?

946
00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:20,098
- I can say it.

947
00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:21,933
- I asked you to say it,
and you didn't say it.

948
00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:23,902
- Just not all the time.
- No, it's not all the time.

949
00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,737
I asked you to say it one time,

950
00:43:25,771 --> 00:43:27,605
and if mine is the only one
you're ever going to see

951
00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:30,075
then you need to figure out how
to say the word "pussy" to me!

952
00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:32,477
- [laughs]

953
00:43:32,510 --> 00:43:34,646
What's happening right now?

954
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,448
- [sighs]

955
00:43:37,482 --> 00:43:38,784
Ow. Ow!

956
00:43:38,817 --> 00:43:41,820
- Ow. Ow!
- Sorry.

957
00:43:51,997 --> 00:43:54,700
You know I would never
write erotic poetry

958
00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:56,868
to another woman.

959
00:43:56,902 --> 00:43:59,437
Because I can't read or write.

960
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,540
- That's not funny.

961
00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:03,942
- Okay, sorry.

962
00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:05,376
I'm just trying to tell you

963
00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:06,945
that I would never
cheat on you.

964
00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:08,947
If that's what
you're worried about,

965
00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:11,449
I'm here, and if you want to
talk or you don't want to talk

966
00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:13,284
or you want to keep saying
"pussy" over and over

967
00:44:13,318 --> 00:44:15,353
until it gets weird
we can do that too.

968
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,891
- Can you hand me those jeans?

969
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,703
- Um, when are you
coming home?

970
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:37,809
- I just want to be here
for Ali right now, okay.

971
00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:39,344
She needs me.

972
00:44:39,377 --> 00:44:42,714
So, I'm going to stay here
for a few days.

973
00:44:42,748 --> 00:44:45,316
And I'll call you tonight.

974
00:44:45,350 --> 00:44:47,719
[traffic noise]

975
00:44:51,456 --> 00:44:53,524
- He accepted
the German terms.

976
00:44:53,558 --> 00:44:55,160
- Oh!

977
00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:56,895
- But after
the unconditional surrender,

978
00:44:56,928 --> 00:44:58,663
the Nazis bombed the city
anyway.

979
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,098
[explosions onscreen]

980
00:45:00,131 --> 00:45:01,867
- [sighs]
You okay?

981
00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:04,202
- Yeah.
[laughs]

982
00:45:04,235 --> 00:45:06,171
- [sips]

983
00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:08,039
- Ooh!

984
00:45:08,073 --> 00:45:10,541
[explosions onscreen]

985
00:45:10,575 --> 00:45:13,111
- You can't deny that
there's a lot of energy

986
00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:15,847
and confidence
behind that.

987
00:45:15,881 --> 00:45:18,616
- They knew how to sing too.
- [laughs]

988
00:45:18,649 --> 00:45:20,685
- No, don't do that.
Don't do that.

989
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:22,020
- What's wrong?
- What?

990
00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:25,023
- Why?
- Because we're not--

991
00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:26,191
Somebody could see that.

992
00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:28,026
- Oh, really?
- Yes.

993
00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:29,761
- You're worried about
the matinee crowd in here?

994
00:45:29,795 --> 00:45:31,529
These guys?

995
00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:33,531
What's--what's the matter?

996
00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:35,700
- I'm sorry.

997
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,535
I was supposed to see
that movie with Ben.

998
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:39,237
He likes Nazi stuff.

999
00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:42,908
- Well, you should go again,
you know.

1000
00:45:42,941 --> 00:45:44,442
You seemed a little...

1001
00:45:44,475 --> 00:45:46,878
distracted at certain moments.

1002
00:45:46,912 --> 00:45:48,980
- You're so perverted.

1003
00:45:49,014 --> 00:45:50,315
- I don't think you were
quite giving Adolf

1004
00:45:50,348 --> 00:45:51,549
your full attention.

1005
00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:53,718
- You're full of it.
[laughs]

1006
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:56,721
[sighs]
All these old people in love

1007
00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:57,956
are making me feel
like a whore.

1008
00:45:57,989 --> 00:45:59,557
- Are you kidding?
- No.

1009
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,827
- Did you see what
those two old people were up to?

1010
00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:03,328
- No.
- It was really--

1011
00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:05,130
It was really gross.
- No, you're gross.

1012
00:46:05,163 --> 00:46:07,732
- You're having
a torrid affair.

1013
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:10,902
- You can't torture me.
[laughs]

1014
00:46:10,936 --> 00:46:15,406
- Hey, I think I love you.

1015
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,309
- What? What?

1016
00:46:18,343 --> 00:46:19,577
- Just kidding.

1017
00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:21,579
- Don't do that.
- [laughs]

1018
00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:24,182
- That's psycho.

1019
00:46:24,215 --> 00:46:26,117
- I don't know.
Maybe I do.

1020
00:46:26,151 --> 00:46:28,586
It's hard to tell,
you know.

1021
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:29,620
I'm probably dead inside.

1022
00:46:29,654 --> 00:46:30,922
- You're so irresponsible.

1023
00:46:30,956 --> 00:46:32,590
That is such a psycho thing.

1024
00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:34,926
That's such a psycho thing
to say for so many reasons.

1025
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,427
- Am I very irresponsible?

1026
00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:38,463
[traffic noise]

1027
00:46:38,496 --> 00:46:41,466
[soft music]

1028
00:46:41,499 --> 00:46:48,473
*

1029
00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:50,508
- What time is it?

1030
00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:53,979
- Oh, I don't know,
and I'm fine with that.

1031
00:46:54,012 --> 00:46:55,146
I'm doing this thing
where I say

1032
00:46:55,180 --> 00:46:56,647
I leave the watch at home.

1033
00:46:56,681 --> 00:46:58,216
I release myself
from my schedule.

1034
00:46:58,249 --> 00:46:59,817
I go about my day.
- That could be C.

1035
00:46:59,851 --> 00:47:01,819
That could be C.
- That?

1036
00:47:01,853 --> 00:47:03,288
- Oh!

1037
00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:04,822
- That lady would break
Dad in half.

1038
00:47:04,856 --> 00:47:06,791
That is not love.

1039
00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:09,627
I do love her trench.
So many trenches.

1040
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:10,862
- Yeah, I kind of want one.

1041
00:47:10,896 --> 00:47:12,697
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1042
00:47:12,730 --> 00:47:14,199
- Should I?

1043
00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:17,468
- You would look
just like a French film star.

1044
00:47:17,502 --> 00:47:20,538
- Are you serious?
- I am so sold on it.

1045
00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:23,208
- Okay.

1046
00:47:23,241 --> 00:47:25,643
That's going to be you
in 20 years.

1047
00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,979
- Hey! Oh!
- No.

1048
00:47:28,013 --> 00:47:30,148
Such a diss.
[laughs]

1049
00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:31,849
Well, guess what, babe,

1050
00:47:31,883 --> 00:47:33,818
you're going to be married
to that.

1051
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:36,354
A gentleman like that.

1052
00:47:36,387 --> 00:47:38,156
- Oh shit.

1053
00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:40,491
- Passion--
- No, it's Dad.

1054
00:47:40,525 --> 00:47:43,728
- Oh my God! What's the plan?
- Hurry.

1055
00:47:43,761 --> 00:47:45,063
- [grunting]
Ow.

1056
00:47:45,096 --> 00:47:47,332
- Just get up.
- Ow, ow, ow.

1057
00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:48,466
- Move your ass.

1058
00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:51,436
*

1059
00:47:51,469 --> 00:47:52,570
- Hey.

1060
00:47:54,705 --> 00:47:56,341
- Get down. Get down.
- Huh?

1061
00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:59,510
Oh, I don't want
to see this.

1062
00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:03,181
*

1063
00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:04,950
- What's he doing?

1064
00:48:04,983 --> 00:48:06,751
- Hey.
- Hey, Alan.

1065
00:48:06,784 --> 00:48:09,020
- I missed you.
Feel better?

1066
00:48:09,054 --> 00:48:11,089
- All right.
- You were sick, right?

1067
00:48:11,122 --> 00:48:14,892
- Oh, don't have that
for lunch.

1068
00:48:14,926 --> 00:48:17,362
- Sauerkraut, mustard.

1069
00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:18,796
- He's getting
a fucking hot dog.

1070
00:48:18,829 --> 00:48:21,799
- Cholesterol nightmare.

1071
00:48:21,832 --> 00:48:26,237
[indistinct TV chatter]

1072
00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:34,479
- * Driving on nine

1073
00:48:34,512 --> 00:48:36,047
- What the hell is
going on with her?

1074
00:48:36,081 --> 00:48:38,583
- I have no fucking clue.

1075
00:48:38,616 --> 00:48:40,818
I thought I was going
to be planning her wedding,

1076
00:48:40,851 --> 00:48:43,788
not feeding her
Lucky Charms.

1077
00:48:43,821 --> 00:48:44,990
- [sighs]
- Bye, sweetie.

1078
00:48:45,023 --> 00:48:46,224
- Have a great day!

1079
00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:50,161
- * Driving on nine

1080
00:48:50,195 --> 00:48:54,132
* I sure miss you

1081
00:48:54,165 --> 00:48:58,269
* Past the motel

1082
00:48:58,303 --> 00:49:02,307
* Looking at the pines

1083
00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:04,309
[robotic voice]
- You have one new message.

1084
00:49:04,342 --> 00:49:06,177
[beep]
- Hi, it's me.

1085
00:49:06,211 --> 00:49:08,146
I'm sorry that we keep
missing each other.

1086
00:49:08,179 --> 00:49:11,616
I need to stay here
for a few more days.

1087
00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:12,650
Just call me back.

1088
00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:14,419
[beep]

1089
00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:16,021
- Hey.

1090
00:49:16,054 --> 00:49:17,655
- * Going by

1091
00:49:17,688 --> 00:49:19,590
- Hello.

1092
00:49:19,624 --> 00:49:22,093
*

1093
00:49:22,127 --> 00:49:25,796
- * Driving on by

1094
00:49:25,830 --> 00:49:27,598
- What are you doing?

1095
00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:29,867
- Just borrowing a shirt.

1096
00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:30,968
What are you doing?

1097
00:49:31,002 --> 00:49:33,438
- It's my closet.

1098
00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:35,673
- [grunting]

1099
00:49:35,706 --> 00:49:37,942
God, yeah...

1100
00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:40,278
Can't control my arm.

1101
00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:43,548
[laughs]
Teri! You're crazy!

1102
00:49:43,581 --> 00:49:46,317
[indistinct chatter]

1103
00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:54,025
- * Driving on by

1104
00:49:54,059 --> 00:49:57,028
- Whoa! Oh!
[laughs]

1105
00:49:57,062 --> 00:49:59,330
- Gotcha.

1106
00:49:59,364 --> 00:50:01,632
[kissing]

1107
00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:04,169
Oh my God.

1108
00:50:04,202 --> 00:50:05,870
What is that?

1109
00:50:05,903 --> 00:50:07,138
- It's an eyebrow ring.

1110
00:50:07,172 --> 00:50:08,473
- Yes, it is.

1111
00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,808
- Well?
- Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopez.

1112
00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:12,310
- Shut up.
- I love it.

1113
00:50:12,343 --> 00:50:13,678
- You do?
- Yeah.

1114
00:50:13,711 --> 00:50:16,247
It's, like, really hot.
- [laughs]

1115
00:50:16,281 --> 00:50:19,650
- It's like squatter-hot.

1116
00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:21,252
[kiss]
- No, don't, don't, don't.

1117
00:50:21,286 --> 00:50:22,887
- What?
- Don't--don't touch it.

1118
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,989
Because I don't want it
to get infected.

1119
00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:27,992
- Really?
It's un--untouchable?

1120
00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:30,061
- Aw, fuck it, I don't care.

1121
00:50:30,095 --> 00:50:32,197
[kissing]

1122
00:50:32,230 --> 00:50:34,031
Let's have drinks.
- Let's do that.

1123
00:50:34,065 --> 00:50:35,666
- Let's have so many.

1124
00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:38,002
[snoring]

1125
00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:39,904
- You have to get up, Dana.

1126
00:50:39,937 --> 00:50:41,472
Dana!

1127
00:50:42,907 --> 00:50:44,442
Oh my God, you barfed.

1128
00:50:44,475 --> 00:50:47,278
- No, I didn't.
- This is how Hendrix died.

1129
00:50:47,312 --> 00:50:50,548
- Okay?
- [groans]

1130
00:50:50,581 --> 00:50:52,283
- You can't kick me.
I'm trying to help you.

1131
00:50:52,317 --> 00:50:54,352
- I can't!
- I have to go to school, Dana.

1132
00:50:54,385 --> 00:50:57,188
- I don't.
- You have to go to work.

1133
00:50:57,222 --> 00:51:00,358
Let's go to the bathroom.
- No, don't do it.

1134
00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:03,261
Shut up.
- Oh my God, I'm gonna kill you.

1135
00:51:03,294 --> 00:51:05,196
- If you want
to use the bathroom,

1136
00:51:05,230 --> 00:51:06,931
then use the bathroom
by yourself.

1137
00:51:06,964 --> 00:51:08,599
- I don't need
to use the bathroom.

1138
00:51:08,633 --> 00:51:10,468
- I'm not here
to be your counselor!

1139
00:51:10,501 --> 00:51:13,204
- I have to go to school.
Your butt crack's in my face.

1140
00:51:13,238 --> 00:51:14,905
- Good, then enjoy it.

1141
00:51:14,939 --> 00:51:16,941
[laughs]
- What?

1142
00:51:16,974 --> 00:51:20,145
Ben called again last night.

1143
00:51:20,178 --> 00:51:22,580
For the millionth time
in two weeks.

1144
00:51:22,613 --> 00:51:25,049
- [groans]

1145
00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:26,817
- I don't think
he's going to keep calling.

1146
00:51:26,851 --> 00:51:28,719
[snaps]
- Oh.

1147
00:51:28,753 --> 00:51:30,788
- Dance, Badelia, dance!

1148
00:51:30,821 --> 00:51:32,790
- Oh my God, Ali.

1149
00:51:32,823 --> 00:51:34,759
[waves lapping]

1150
00:51:34,792 --> 00:51:37,128
- I'm locked in here

1151
00:51:37,162 --> 00:51:40,331
while the world continues
to buzz around me.

1152
00:51:42,367 --> 00:51:45,903
I've become nothing
but a plant to water.

1153
00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:48,105
A piece of furniture
to dust.

1154
00:51:50,841 --> 00:51:52,610
I'm vanishing.

1155
00:51:52,643 --> 00:51:56,747
Turning into skin particles
floating around the apartment.

1156
00:51:56,781 --> 00:51:58,516
Particles that bore me.

1157
00:51:58,549 --> 00:52:02,320
Two sons
and one miscarriage.

1158
00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:05,256
[pages turning]

1159
00:52:05,290 --> 00:52:07,758
[whispering]
It's your line.

1160
00:52:07,792 --> 00:52:09,827
- It's on page 74.

1161
00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:11,196
Sorry, everyone.

1162
00:52:11,229 --> 00:52:12,830
- That was a shit show.

1163
00:52:12,863 --> 00:52:14,765
- My God, did you hear
my stomach growling?

1164
00:52:14,799 --> 00:52:16,867
It was like another character
in that play.

1165
00:52:16,901 --> 00:52:19,270
You know--thank you--

1166
00:52:19,304 --> 00:52:21,172
it was just so--

1167
00:52:21,206 --> 00:52:22,973
- Badly written?

1168
00:52:23,007 --> 00:52:26,511
- I'm not really concerned
with the quality of Dad's work.

1169
00:52:26,544 --> 00:52:28,946
- I'm glad it's
a pile of shit, okay.

1170
00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:31,449
If it were better, more people
might actually see it.

1171
00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:34,018
Mom would be
even more humiliated.

1172
00:52:34,051 --> 00:52:36,887
- Do you think that she was?

1173
00:52:36,921 --> 00:52:39,123
- He made us boys
and put the mother in a coma.

1174
00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:40,958
- Good point.

1175
00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:42,727
[indistinct chatter]

1176
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:44,962
- Someone who can capture that
like Carla.

1177
00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:46,397
Do you know Carla?
- Uh-uh.

1178
00:52:46,431 --> 00:52:47,465
Carla?

1179
00:52:47,498 --> 00:52:49,834
- Ah, thanks for coming.

1180
00:52:49,867 --> 00:52:51,869
- Holy shit.

1181
00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:54,305
[indistinct chatter]

1182
00:52:54,339 --> 00:52:57,174
I think that's C.

1183
00:53:01,579 --> 00:53:03,848
- Oh my God.

1184
00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:06,851
- What do we do?

1185
00:53:06,884 --> 00:53:08,052
- This old lady
just pinched my ass

1186
00:53:08,085 --> 00:53:09,387
and winked at me.

1187
00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:11,356
Are you old enough
to drink?

1188
00:53:11,389 --> 00:53:13,824
- Mind your own business.

1189
00:53:13,858 --> 00:53:16,861
- I will take that from you,
thank you very much.

1190
00:53:16,894 --> 00:53:18,996
I am leaving.

1191
00:53:19,029 --> 00:53:21,098
I have a splitting headache.

1192
00:53:21,131 --> 00:53:22,367
[kiss]

1193
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,702
And that's getting infected.

1194
00:53:24,735 --> 00:53:25,803
- I know.

1195
00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:30,174
- Hi.
- Hi.

1196
00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:33,511
I will see you at home.

1197
00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:35,580
- Oh...

1198
00:53:35,613 --> 00:53:38,449
I can't believe
we're all just

1199
00:53:38,483 --> 00:53:40,951
in C's house right now.

1200
00:53:40,985 --> 00:53:43,254
- Yeah, I'm going to take
a dump in her bed.

1201
00:53:43,288 --> 00:53:46,023
- Who--who is C?

1202
00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:49,427
- Who are you?

1203
00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:52,196
I'm going to go snoop
in her medicine cabinet.

1204
00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,699
- [gasps]
- Wow.

1205
00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:56,200
Not a fan.

1206
00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:59,404
- No, C is my dad's mistress.

1207
00:54:03,808 --> 00:54:05,376
- Wow.

1208
00:54:05,410 --> 00:54:07,912
That's funny, I was thinking
she looks like your mom.

1209
00:54:07,945 --> 00:54:09,580
- Yeah, that's really funny.

1210
00:54:09,614 --> 00:54:13,050
- She's a terrible actress.

1211
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:16,721
- This is the home that
she shares with her husband.

1212
00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:18,723
Why would my dad
bring us here?

1213
00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:22,059
- Yeah, and also
you brought me here, you know.

1214
00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:24,295
It's like a play
within a play.

1215
00:54:24,329 --> 00:54:26,163
There's even someone
in a coma.

1216
00:54:26,196 --> 00:54:28,766
- Why would he do it
to my mom?

1217
00:54:28,799 --> 00:54:31,402
And in front of
his teenage daughter.

1218
00:54:31,436 --> 00:54:33,103
- Yeah, it's twisted.
Let's get out of here.

1219
00:54:33,137 --> 00:54:35,239
- I don't want to--

1220
00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:38,476
I'm not in the mood to--
whatever.

1221
00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:41,312
- Are you worried
about your sister?

1222
00:54:41,346 --> 00:54:43,781
- Yeah.
- She's gonna be fine.

1223
00:54:43,814 --> 00:54:47,452
- Well, that's--
how do you know that?

1224
00:54:47,485 --> 00:54:49,186
- Because we're grown-ups.

1225
00:54:49,219 --> 00:54:51,489
We all know monogamy
is impossible.

1226
00:54:51,522 --> 00:54:54,359
So it's better she learns
that now from her own family

1227
00:54:54,392 --> 00:54:56,293
than have it be some
like forbidden fruit

1228
00:54:56,327 --> 00:54:59,430
that tears her heart out
later in life.

1229
00:54:59,464 --> 00:55:01,332
- Is that what you believe?

1230
00:55:01,366 --> 00:55:03,901
- [laughs]
Look at us, you know.

1231
00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:09,407
- Oh my God.

1232
00:55:18,048 --> 00:55:21,619
[all singing]
* Happy birthday to you

1233
00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:27,324
- * Happy birthday dear...
Jeffrey *

1234
00:55:27,358 --> 00:55:30,695
* Happy birthday to you

1235
00:55:30,728 --> 00:55:34,365
[applause]
Jeffrey! All right.

1236
00:55:34,399 --> 00:55:35,800
Okay, Max, hit me.

1237
00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:38,202
Ah! Come on,
one more time.

1238
00:55:38,235 --> 00:55:40,137
One more time.
Come on, hit me!

1239
00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:42,407
Ah! Come on.
[laughs]

1240
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:43,708
You guys love it

1241
00:55:43,741 --> 00:55:45,309
when the shrimp
misses my mouth.

1242
00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:48,012
- We're too old
for this place.

1243
00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:52,517
- So...

1244
00:55:52,550 --> 00:55:55,319
What did you guys
think of the play, huh?

1245
00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:57,988
- Well, you put mom
in a fucking coma.

1246
00:55:58,022 --> 00:56:01,992
- Hey, Columbo,
I'm the one in the coma.

1247
00:56:02,026 --> 00:56:04,895
- [sighs]
Okay, can I go?

1248
00:56:04,929 --> 00:56:06,431
I have a test tomorrow.

1249
00:56:06,464 --> 00:56:08,833
- They're about to make
the volcano onion.

1250
00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:11,335
- She does.
She has a test.

1251
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:12,770
- Fine.

1252
00:56:21,045 --> 00:56:23,448
[distant applause]

1253
00:56:23,481 --> 00:56:25,750
- It's nice to see
you two be sisters.

1254
00:56:25,783 --> 00:56:27,251
- I think most of her friends

1255
00:56:27,284 --> 00:56:30,187
think that I'm like
her weird aunt.

1256
00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,789
- [snickers]
- What?

1257
00:56:31,822 --> 00:56:33,591
- You're the only one
in the family who says aunt.

1258
00:56:33,624 --> 00:56:36,293
- Aunt?
- Too much Jane Austin.

1259
00:56:36,326 --> 00:56:38,362
- [slurping]

1260
00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:41,098
- May I ask you...
a question?

1261
00:56:41,131 --> 00:56:44,068
- [slurping]

1262
00:56:44,101 --> 00:56:45,636
- Shh, shh.

1263
00:56:45,670 --> 00:56:48,706
- Excuse me, hi. May I please
have another of these.

1264
00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:50,608
- Yes, and make it two.

1265
00:56:50,641 --> 00:56:52,209
Do you have to, like,
slurp it down?

1266
00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:54,078
- [slurping]

1267
00:56:54,111 --> 00:56:55,880
- I mean, Max, he notices.

1268
00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:57,615
- The same person
who threw food at your head?

1269
00:56:57,648 --> 00:56:59,049
- I asked you a question.

1270
00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:00,384
- You're afraid that
I'm going to offend him?

1271
00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:01,452
- I asked you a question.

1272
00:57:01,486 --> 00:57:02,887
You didn't answer it.

1273
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,221
- You didn't.
You asked if you could ask--

1274
00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:05,222
- What are you doing home?

1275
00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:07,224
- Oh.

1276
00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:10,127
[sighs]

1277
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,597
I don't know, Dad.
What do you want me to say?

1278
00:57:14,364 --> 00:57:17,902
I'm flailing, okay?

1279
00:57:17,935 --> 00:57:19,904
I'm just trying to figure out
if the life

1280
00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:22,573
that I have picked for myself
is even the one that I want,

1281
00:57:22,607 --> 00:57:24,074
and I don't...

1282
00:57:24,108 --> 00:57:27,111
even know if I'm allowed
to ask that question.

1283
00:57:28,312 --> 00:57:30,948
- You may never
figure that out.

1284
00:57:30,981 --> 00:57:33,117
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

1285
00:57:33,150 --> 00:57:34,852
- Thank you.

1286
00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:42,259
Well, why did you want
to marry Mom?

1287
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:44,595
How did you know?

1288
00:57:44,629 --> 00:57:46,964
- She had great legs.

1289
00:57:46,997 --> 00:57:48,999
And the mouth
of a truck driver.

1290
00:57:49,033 --> 00:57:50,067
- [laughs]

1291
00:57:52,369 --> 00:57:56,140
- Truth is...

1292
00:57:56,173 --> 00:57:59,810
your mother is
the best partner I ever had.

1293
00:58:02,647 --> 00:58:04,181
I wanted to be better for her.

1294
00:58:06,584 --> 00:58:08,719
She made me think
I could be.

1295
00:58:13,924 --> 00:58:18,228
[squeaking]

1296
00:58:18,262 --> 00:58:19,697
- [sighs]

1297
00:58:19,730 --> 00:58:22,466
[soft music]

1298
00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:27,237
*

1299
00:58:27,271 --> 00:58:28,939
[grunts]

1300
00:58:30,575 --> 00:58:32,843
[groans]

1301
00:58:36,581 --> 00:58:38,515
[phone rings]

1302
00:58:39,617 --> 00:58:41,518
[phone rings]

1303
00:58:41,552 --> 00:58:43,187
- Hello?

1304
00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:47,391
- I got--I got
my eyebrow pierced.

1305
00:58:47,424 --> 00:58:49,526
- What?

1306
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:50,995
- And then it looked
really dumb,

1307
00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:53,130
and it got gross,
so then I took it out.

1308
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:57,534
- [sighs]

1309
00:59:01,739 --> 00:59:04,074
Sounds like you've been busy.

1310
00:59:04,108 --> 00:59:06,010
- [laughs]

1311
00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:08,579
What are--have you
been up to?

1312
00:59:08,613 --> 00:59:11,348
Did--did you get
any new holes in your body?

1313
00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:17,221
- Oh, I've been here
just holding down the fort.

1314
00:59:17,254 --> 00:59:19,624
- I miss you.

1315
00:59:19,657 --> 00:59:22,593
I miss your voice,
and I miss you

1316
00:59:22,627 --> 00:59:25,529
a very, very lot.

1317
00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:27,798
- You've got
a funny way of showing it.

1318
00:59:27,832 --> 00:59:31,736
- I think I just got
really scared.

1319
00:59:34,104 --> 00:59:37,207
- Of what?

1320
00:59:37,241 --> 00:59:39,610
- I don't know.

1321
00:59:39,644 --> 00:59:42,212
Us?
[sniffles]

1322
00:59:42,246 --> 00:59:44,949
And then this thing
with my family,

1323
00:59:44,982 --> 00:59:48,052
it's like I'm surrounded
by these people

1324
00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:50,220
who never asked
any questions.

1325
00:59:50,254 --> 00:59:52,122
There are just all of
these little things

1326
00:59:52,156 --> 00:59:54,324
that I haven't said.

1327
00:59:54,358 --> 00:59:56,761
I don't know, I haven't taken
a shower by myself

1328
00:59:56,794 --> 00:59:58,395
in the last five years.

1329
00:59:58,428 --> 00:59:59,897
- So, shower alone.

1330
00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:02,399
I'm not forcing you
to shower with me.

1331
01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:05,803
- [sighs]

1332
01:00:05,836 --> 01:00:08,338
I want to come home.

1333
01:00:08,372 --> 01:00:13,243
- I have not heard from you
in two fucking weeks.

1334
01:00:13,277 --> 01:00:17,281
- [sighs]
I know.

1335
01:00:17,314 --> 01:00:20,150
And I'm sorry.

1336
01:00:20,184 --> 01:00:21,986
[exhales]

1337
01:00:22,019 --> 01:00:25,823
Ali and I are still going to go
to the Halloween Parade,

1338
01:00:25,856 --> 01:00:29,459
and your costume
is still in the closet.

1339
01:00:29,493 --> 01:00:32,596
And I totally get it
if you just don't want to go,

1340
01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:36,133
but I really hope
that you do.

1341
01:00:40,537 --> 01:00:42,139
And I love you.

1342
01:00:53,918 --> 01:00:57,387
[sniffs]
Ow.

1343
01:00:57,421 --> 01:01:01,125
[indistinct chatter]

1344
01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:03,660
[slamming]
- Be quiet.

1345
01:01:03,694 --> 01:01:05,629
- Okay.

1346
01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:07,531
[distant whistle]

1347
01:01:07,564 --> 01:01:08,899
[clicking]

1348
01:01:10,835 --> 01:01:13,704
[thud]
Sick.

1349
01:01:13,738 --> 01:01:15,539
- Hurry up.

1350
01:01:15,572 --> 01:01:17,507
- I'm hurrying.

1351
01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:21,678
Holy dang!

1352
01:01:21,712 --> 01:01:23,313
[locker slams]

1353
01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:24,815
I feel like if you bring
this much money to school

1354
01:01:24,849 --> 01:01:26,817
you do not need it.

1355
01:01:26,851 --> 01:01:29,053
Hey, since you live downtown,

1356
01:01:29,086 --> 01:01:31,588
would you mind picking up the H
for the party later?

1357
01:01:31,621 --> 01:01:33,824
- Without you?

1358
01:01:33,858 --> 01:01:35,926
- Yeah, I mean,
it's really easy.

1359
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:37,928
I'll tell you where to go.

1360
01:01:40,364 --> 01:01:43,167
- Yeah.

1361
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,369
[wind blowing]

1362
01:01:46,904 --> 01:01:48,338
[elevator dinging]

1363
01:01:48,372 --> 01:01:52,076
- Happy Halloween.
Ooh, this is spooky.

1364
01:01:52,109 --> 01:01:55,212
[gasps]
Ali, one per customer.

1365
01:01:55,245 --> 01:01:57,081
- I feel like
such an asshole.

1366
01:01:57,114 --> 01:01:58,883
- You are such a thief,
and you are an asshole.

1367
01:01:58,916 --> 01:02:00,417
This is fun.
Don't be in a bad mood.

1368
01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:01,919
[rings bell]

1369
01:02:01,952 --> 01:02:03,553
I didn't think I'd get
to do this again.

1370
01:02:03,587 --> 01:02:04,955
Happy Halloween!
Trick or treat!

1371
01:02:04,989 --> 01:02:06,223
- Happy Halloween.
Trick or treat.

1372
01:02:06,256 --> 01:02:07,858
- Oh, hi, girls.
- Thank you.

1373
01:02:07,892 --> 01:02:10,961
- Oh, thanks.
- Look, Emma, it's--

1374
01:02:10,995 --> 01:02:12,863
- Oh, we're
the California Raisins.

1375
01:02:12,897 --> 01:02:16,767
[laughs]
Cute, a nerd. In costume.

1376
01:02:16,801 --> 01:02:19,970
[laughs]
Happy Halloween.

1377
01:02:20,004 --> 01:02:21,538
- I think we have
to tell Mom.

1378
01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:23,273
You know, I don't think
he's ever going to.

1379
01:02:23,307 --> 01:02:25,042
- He's not ready to.

1380
01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:28,445
- He's never going
to be ready.

1381
01:02:28,478 --> 01:02:32,049
- Can I just say...

1382
01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:34,551
you don't understand
what he's going through.

1383
01:02:34,584 --> 01:02:36,086
Dad loves Mom.

1384
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:38,823
But now he's terrified
of hurting her.

1385
01:02:38,856 --> 01:02:40,224
So, it's not that easy.

1386
01:02:40,257 --> 01:02:41,758
- Yeah, he should've
thought of that

1387
01:02:41,792 --> 01:02:43,293
before he titty fucked
some woman

1388
01:02:43,327 --> 01:02:45,262
whose laundry
is full of dry clean only.

1389
01:02:45,295 --> 01:02:47,331
- [clears throat]
You went through her laundry?

1390
01:02:47,364 --> 01:02:49,733
- I'm telling her.
I'm telling her right now.

1391
01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:53,637
- Stop! Stop, stop.
Stop, Ali. Please.

1392
01:02:53,670 --> 01:02:55,472
Oop!
Pardon me.

1393
01:02:55,505 --> 01:02:59,076
- Mom? Mom, we have
to tell you something.

1394
01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:00,410
- We're going to be late.

1395
01:03:00,444 --> 01:03:02,079
- You guys look so cute.

1396
01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:06,016
No, wait, just one picture,
just one picture, please.

1397
01:03:06,050 --> 01:03:08,352
Go--um, just be a raisin, okay.

1398
01:03:08,385 --> 01:03:10,754
Oh, that's cute.
Move around a little bit.

1399
01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,289
[plastic scratching]

1400
01:03:12,322 --> 01:03:14,791
- Like this?
- Oh, that's adorable.

1401
01:03:14,825 --> 01:03:16,260
- How about a little of this?

1402
01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:17,261
[thud]

1403
01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:19,263
[smack]

1404
01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:22,366
- Alexandra.

1405
01:03:22,399 --> 01:03:25,970
Please tell me you are
holding these for a friend.

1406
01:03:26,003 --> 01:03:27,271
- You smoked
for 20 years.

1407
01:03:27,304 --> 01:03:28,939
- My gynecologist
smoked then.

1408
01:03:28,973 --> 01:03:30,440
- Okay, great,
we heard it.

1409
01:03:30,474 --> 01:03:33,177
I'll talk to her.
- This is bullshit, okay?

1410
01:03:33,210 --> 01:03:35,946
Bullshit.
Both of you are hypocrites.

1411
01:03:35,980 --> 01:03:37,814
I'm so over this.

1412
01:03:38,983 --> 01:03:41,685
- What the fuck
just happened?

1413
01:03:41,718 --> 01:03:43,787
- I'll handle it.
I got it.

1414
01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:45,956
[groans]

1415
01:03:45,990 --> 01:03:47,858
She's just being scary.
It's Halloween.

1416
01:03:47,892 --> 01:03:50,827
She's a scary--
a scary raisin.

1417
01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:56,533
[dance music]

1418
01:03:56,566 --> 01:04:00,404
- * La la dee la la da
La la dee la la da *

1419
01:04:00,437 --> 01:04:02,506
* La la dee la la da
La la dee la la da *

1420
01:04:02,539 --> 01:04:05,709
* In my sleep
I see you hanging *

1421
01:04:05,742 --> 01:04:10,647
* Reaching for me

1422
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,883
* Although I'm falling

1423
01:04:12,917 --> 01:04:15,019
[indistinct chatter]

1424
01:04:18,355 --> 01:04:20,490
- Come on, darlin'.
It could've been that bad.

1425
01:04:20,524 --> 01:04:22,893
- Watch it. My ex...

1426
01:04:28,698 --> 01:04:30,534
- Can I get a white wine?

1427
01:04:30,567 --> 01:04:32,136
- You got it.

1428
01:04:37,407 --> 01:04:39,243
- [sighs]

1429
01:04:39,276 --> 01:04:42,012
- I don't think
he's going to be there.

1430
01:04:42,046 --> 01:04:43,914
It's making me sick.

1431
01:04:43,948 --> 01:04:45,849
- Okay, well, I mean
you cheated on him,

1432
01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:47,417
and you ignored him
for two weeks.

1433
01:04:47,451 --> 01:04:49,519
So, I probably wouldn't
show up either if I were him.

1434
01:04:49,553 --> 01:04:52,522
- Yes, but just
take into account

1435
01:04:52,556 --> 01:04:54,391
that he doesn't know
the cheating part.

1436
01:04:54,424 --> 01:04:55,759
- Good.

1437
01:04:55,792 --> 01:04:57,694
You take that
to the vault, okay?

1438
01:04:57,727 --> 01:04:59,029
- Why? What?

1439
01:04:59,063 --> 01:05:00,797
- You just throw away
the combination.

1440
01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:02,532
Because he never
has to know about it.

1441
01:05:02,566 --> 01:05:04,901
Anything.
- You--

1442
01:05:04,935 --> 01:05:07,204
Ugh!

1443
01:05:07,237 --> 01:05:09,539
Ooh.

1444
01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:10,574
It's that time of the month.

1445
01:05:10,607 --> 01:05:12,442
[both laugh]

1446
01:05:12,476 --> 01:05:14,044
- No.

1447
01:05:14,078 --> 01:05:16,046
- You know, you are really
a weird little bird,

1448
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:17,047
you know that?

1449
01:05:17,081 --> 01:05:19,483
Mime. Sorry.

1450
01:05:21,952 --> 01:05:23,954
- You're a weird
little bird.

1451
01:05:23,988 --> 01:05:26,056
- [laughs]

1452
01:05:26,090 --> 01:05:28,892
- I just want you
to be happy.

1453
01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:31,128
- [sighs]

1454
01:05:35,632 --> 01:05:37,167
- He's here.

1455
01:05:40,037 --> 01:05:42,339
- How's my raisin?

1456
01:05:42,372 --> 01:05:47,444
- It looks really good.
You look awesome.

1457
01:05:50,714 --> 01:05:53,417
- You forgot to make
a pee hole for this thing.

1458
01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:55,652
- [laughs] Aw.
- Hi.

1459
01:06:02,326 --> 01:06:04,794
Oh. Hi.

1460
01:06:04,828 --> 01:06:06,763
You're crying.

1461
01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:08,865
- I know.
- Hi.

1462
01:06:08,898 --> 01:06:10,167
- Hi.

1463
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,136
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

1464
01:06:12,169 --> 01:06:14,304
- What's the matter?

1465
01:06:14,338 --> 01:06:17,841
- You look so nice
in this box.

1466
01:06:17,874 --> 01:06:20,544
You are so nice
to wear the box.

1467
01:06:20,577 --> 01:06:21,945
- I love it.

1468
01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:23,680
I mean, I hate it,
but I love it.

1469
01:06:23,713 --> 01:06:24,781
I'm wearing it.

1470
01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:27,017
- You are so good.

1471
01:06:27,051 --> 01:06:30,454
- Yeah, you are too.

1472
01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:33,157
Okay, you're freaking me out
right now.

1473
01:06:33,190 --> 01:06:36,160
- Okay, yeah.
I'm not good.

1474
01:06:36,193 --> 01:06:38,628
- What happened?

1475
01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:39,729
- I did something bad.

1476
01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:43,467
- Okay. Just what?
What?

1477
01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:46,536
- A couple weeks ago,
after we saw--

1478
01:06:46,570 --> 01:06:48,805
after we went
to the party, I--

1479
01:06:48,838 --> 01:06:51,308
when I was at the party
and I was talking to Nate there.

1480
01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:53,377
And then--
- No!

1481
01:06:53,410 --> 01:06:55,645
Oh, my fucking God.
- Please, please, please.

1482
01:06:55,679 --> 01:06:57,314
Let me finish.
- Did you fuck him?

1483
01:06:57,347 --> 01:06:58,715
- I'm not putting
my words together.

1484
01:06:58,748 --> 01:07:00,184
- Did you fuck him?

1485
01:07:00,217 --> 01:07:02,819
You fucked him!

1486
01:07:02,852 --> 01:07:05,155
- [crying]
- I knew it.

1487
01:07:05,189 --> 01:07:07,491
I fucking knew it,
and I didn't say anything

1488
01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:09,159
because I'm a fucking chump!

1489
01:07:09,193 --> 01:07:11,161
- No, no, no, no, no.
I am the chump.

1490
01:07:11,195 --> 01:07:14,864
- I can't believe you.

1491
01:07:14,898 --> 01:07:17,767
- Ben? Ben, please.

1492
01:07:17,801 --> 01:07:19,869
Please, please!

1493
01:07:19,903 --> 01:07:22,106
Ben!

1494
01:07:22,139 --> 01:07:25,309
- You drop your box, Raisin Man.
- Fuck you!

1495
01:07:27,711 --> 01:07:30,547
[disco music playing]

1496
01:07:35,252 --> 01:07:39,189
- Never was
a disco man myself.

1497
01:07:39,223 --> 01:07:42,859
- Neither was my husband.

1498
01:07:42,892 --> 01:07:44,361
The coke was great.

1499
01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:48,165
- [laughs]
Yeah, so I hear.

1500
01:07:50,234 --> 01:07:52,869
Divorced? Widowed?

1501
01:07:52,902 --> 01:07:55,739
- Uh, what if I'm neither?

1502
01:07:55,772 --> 01:07:58,242
- Somebody married you.

1503
01:08:00,444 --> 01:08:02,912
So how long
you been divorced?

1504
01:08:02,946 --> 01:08:05,749
- I'm not.

1505
01:08:05,782 --> 01:08:07,884
- Looking for a third?

1506
01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,886
- You're not his type.

1507
01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:11,588
- You're a real pisser.

1508
01:08:11,621 --> 01:08:15,459
- [laughs]
My husband used to think so.

1509
01:08:15,492 --> 01:08:18,094
- I'm Mitch.

1510
01:08:19,763 --> 01:08:22,166
- Let's dance, Mitch.

1511
01:08:22,199 --> 01:08:27,070
- Who knows how to disco
like it's 1975?

1512
01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:28,638
[disco music plays]

1513
01:08:28,672 --> 01:08:30,507
- * Dim all the lights,
sweet darling *

1514
01:08:30,540 --> 01:08:34,444
* 'Cause tonight
It's all the way *

1515
01:08:34,478 --> 01:08:38,482
* Hey, baby,
Turn up the old Victrola *

1516
01:08:38,515 --> 01:08:42,519
* Gonna dance the night away

1517
01:08:42,552 --> 01:08:45,822
- [sniffs]
What did I just do?

1518
01:08:45,855 --> 01:08:48,124
- Badelia be crazy.

1519
01:08:48,158 --> 01:08:50,327
- I just didn't want
to be Dad.

1520
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:52,429
- You're not Dad.

1521
01:08:52,462 --> 01:08:55,098
- You should've seen
his face.

1522
01:08:55,131 --> 01:08:56,766
He's never going
to talk to me again.

1523
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:58,835
- Yes, he will.

1524
01:08:58,868 --> 01:09:00,570
I mean it.
It will be okay.

1525
01:09:02,839 --> 01:09:05,108
Um, can you just wait here?

1526
01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:06,610
I have to pick up
something for a friend.

1527
01:09:06,643 --> 01:09:08,645
I'll be back
in, like, a second.

1528
01:09:10,347 --> 01:09:13,149
- No, thank you.

1529
01:09:15,252 --> 01:09:17,153
[door slams]

1530
01:09:18,255 --> 01:09:22,158
Who do you know
who lives here?

1531
01:09:22,192 --> 01:09:25,995
- Um, don't worry
about it.

1532
01:09:26,029 --> 01:09:28,698
- Ugh, Ali, no,
I hate that, okay.

1533
01:09:28,732 --> 01:09:31,301
And also this has been
a horrible, long night.

1534
01:09:31,335 --> 01:09:32,802
Can we please just go home?

1535
01:09:32,836 --> 01:09:35,038
- Yeah, just wait
right there, okay?

1536
01:09:35,071 --> 01:09:37,841
- [sighs]

1537
01:09:39,243 --> 01:09:40,844
Is this dripping?

1538
01:09:47,617 --> 01:09:49,653
- Bag and a bag?

1539
01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:52,289
- Uh, yeah. Two?

1540
01:09:53,857 --> 01:09:55,191
- Two and two.

1541
01:09:55,225 --> 01:09:57,093
- What? Wait, he's taking
my money.

1542
01:09:57,126 --> 01:09:59,263
- He'll be right back,
freshie.

1543
01:09:59,296 --> 01:10:00,730
- Is this your friend?

1544
01:10:00,764 --> 01:10:03,199
What did--
- Just be quiet, okay?

1545
01:10:03,233 --> 01:10:05,402
- Why?
Is this a drug deal?

1546
01:10:05,435 --> 01:10:07,671
Are you buying drugs?
- Shut the fuck up, trash bag.

1547
01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:09,373
- Uh, take a better look,
cool guy.

1548
01:10:09,406 --> 01:10:10,940
I'm a California Raisin.

1549
01:10:10,974 --> 01:10:14,077
- Dana! Can you just--
can you be cool, please?

1550
01:10:14,110 --> 01:10:15,279
- No, I can't be cool.

1551
01:10:15,312 --> 01:10:16,680
I've had the worst night,

1552
01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:18,114
and I don't know why
you would bring me

1553
01:10:18,147 --> 01:10:19,883
to this gross place.

1554
01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:23,019
No offense.
Let's just go.

1555
01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:25,722
[glass shatters]
Ooh! Oh my God!

1556
01:10:25,755 --> 01:10:27,457
Is that a needle?

1557
01:10:27,491 --> 01:10:30,394
- Just calm down, okay?
- I don't want to calm down.

1558
01:10:30,427 --> 01:10:32,128
- It's for a friend.
It's not even for me.

1559
01:10:32,161 --> 01:10:34,564
And this is not, like,
a regular thing for me, okay.

1560
01:10:34,598 --> 01:10:35,899
It's--it's a holiday.

1561
01:10:35,932 --> 01:10:37,233
- The holiday is Halloween,

1562
01:10:37,267 --> 01:10:38,602
which is not typically
a heroin holiday

1563
01:10:38,635 --> 01:10:40,637
on most people's calendars.

1564
01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:42,906
You're so smart.
Why would you do this?

1565
01:10:42,939 --> 01:10:45,041
You know that people do it
one time, they get addicted--

1566
01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:47,977
- I did it once.
I'm fine.

1567
01:10:48,011 --> 01:10:49,446
Jesus Fucking Christ, Dana,

1568
01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:51,214
not everything
is so black and white.

1569
01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:54,818
Like, you can--you can fuck Nate
and still love Ben, right?

1570
01:10:54,851 --> 01:10:56,320
- Oh, shit!

1571
01:10:56,353 --> 01:10:59,989
- Okay. You need
to just step out.

1572
01:11:00,023 --> 01:11:03,059
You're not
in this conversation.

1573
01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:04,928
[sighs]

1574
01:11:04,961 --> 01:11:06,730
[footsteps on stairs]

1575
01:11:06,763 --> 01:11:12,001
- So, Mini Trash,
want your shit or not?

1576
01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:18,408
- Not.

1577
01:11:18,442 --> 01:11:19,743
[muted yelling]
- Five-o! Five-o!

1578
01:11:19,776 --> 01:11:21,678
- What is that?
- I don't know.

1579
01:11:21,711 --> 01:11:24,448
- Yo, run, raisins, run!
- Go, go, Ali!

1580
01:11:24,481 --> 01:11:26,783
Go, go, go, go, go.

1581
01:11:26,816 --> 01:11:28,818
- Hold on, ladies
- Are you kidding?

1582
01:11:28,852 --> 01:11:30,454
I just said no.

1583
01:11:30,487 --> 01:11:32,922
- And I'm sure Nancy Reagan
would be real proud.

1584
01:11:32,956 --> 01:11:34,290
But you're trespassing.

1585
01:11:34,324 --> 01:11:36,626
Come on.

1586
01:11:37,961 --> 01:11:40,597
- * All alone

1587
01:11:40,630 --> 01:11:43,600
* All alone
[Alan laughs]

1588
01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:48,638
- * Like a near-sighted dog
with a bone *

1589
01:11:48,672 --> 01:11:50,540
* Aw, but it's better

1590
01:11:50,574 --> 01:11:54,611
- Hey. Lenny's on HBO.

1591
01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:57,981
- * Yakking on the phone
I gave her everything *

1592
01:11:58,014 --> 01:12:02,652
- Remember I took you
to see him on our first date?

1593
01:12:02,686 --> 01:12:05,622
Then we went to night court
to watch hookers

1594
01:12:05,655 --> 01:12:07,891
and pimps get arraigned.

1595
01:12:07,924 --> 01:12:09,693
[laughs]

1596
01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:33,216
What's...

1597
01:12:33,249 --> 01:12:35,385
What's gotten into you, huh?

1598
01:12:38,087 --> 01:12:39,355
Hi.

1599
01:12:40,289 --> 01:12:41,725
[kissing]

1600
01:12:44,227 --> 01:12:46,863
[heavy breathing]

1601
01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:55,872
[exhales]

1602
01:13:00,777 --> 01:13:07,417
[moans]

1603
01:13:07,451 --> 01:13:11,721
[cries out]
Oh. Oh!

1604
01:13:11,755 --> 01:13:14,190
- Ah, oh.

1605
01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:16,025
[sighs]

1606
01:13:16,059 --> 01:13:18,194
- Oh.

1607
01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:19,929
- * I'll be rich

1608
01:13:19,963 --> 01:13:21,197
- [gasps]

1609
01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:25,902
- * But so all alone

1610
01:13:25,935 --> 01:13:27,904
[applause]

1611
01:13:39,315 --> 01:13:41,951
Alan?

1612
01:13:41,985 --> 01:13:43,152
- What?

1613
01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:46,990
- Which one of us
fucks better?

1614
01:13:51,094 --> 01:13:54,063
- What are--what are you
talking about?

1615
01:13:54,097 --> 01:13:57,433
- Just--just stop, okay.

1616
01:13:57,467 --> 01:13:59,969
- Really, Patty,
I don't know what you're--

1617
01:14:00,003 --> 01:14:01,104
- Stop.

1618
01:14:01,137 --> 01:14:03,507
Stop lying.

1619
01:14:07,043 --> 01:14:09,012
I know about Carla.

1620
01:14:09,045 --> 01:14:13,683
I read all the stupid...
fucking shit that you wrote.

1621
01:14:13,717 --> 01:14:18,454
- Are you serious?
It's a play.

1622
01:14:18,488 --> 01:14:20,256
It's--it's for the play.

1623
01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:23,527
- I should chuck that
fucking computer at your head.

1624
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:24,928
- Patty, I--

1625
01:14:24,961 --> 01:14:26,663
- Just stay,
stay where you are.

1626
01:14:32,135 --> 01:14:33,537
What was your plan?

1627
01:14:33,570 --> 01:14:35,872
Were you ever
going to tell me or...

1628
01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:46,583
Why her and not me?

1629
01:14:49,152 --> 01:14:51,621
- Because she knows
I'm alive, okay?

1630
01:14:51,655 --> 01:14:54,691
- She knows you're alive?
Really?

1631
01:14:54,724 --> 01:14:58,161
When was the last time
you or anybody in this house

1632
01:14:58,194 --> 01:14:59,663
ever even looked at me?

1633
01:14:59,696 --> 01:15:01,064
- You think I'm a failure.

1634
01:15:01,097 --> 01:15:03,066
You said it
right in front of Ali.

1635
01:15:03,099 --> 01:15:04,634
- I did what?

1636
01:15:04,668 --> 01:15:05,902
- You don't even
like me anymore.

1637
01:15:05,935 --> 01:15:07,470
- Look, I married you, okay.

1638
01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:08,838
Can we just assume
that I like you?

1639
01:15:08,872 --> 01:15:11,541
- I don't have to assume
with her.

1640
01:15:11,575 --> 01:15:13,242
She tells me!

1641
01:15:13,276 --> 01:15:14,811
- Really? She tells you what?

1642
01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:16,713
That you're so great
and that she loves you.

1643
01:15:16,746 --> 01:15:18,748
- Yeah, for who I am
and some other person

1644
01:15:18,782 --> 01:15:21,751
she wishes I could be.

1645
01:15:27,423 --> 01:15:30,059
I had...

1646
01:15:34,063 --> 01:15:36,532
I had no idea...

1647
01:15:36,566 --> 01:15:39,035
that this was
going to be anything, Patty.

1648
01:15:42,471 --> 01:15:45,441
I don't want
to lose you.

1649
01:15:45,474 --> 01:15:47,577
And the girls.

1650
01:15:49,913 --> 01:15:52,548
- You broke the rules.

1651
01:15:56,385 --> 01:15:58,688
[phone rings]

1652
01:15:58,722 --> 01:16:00,523
[sighs]

1653
01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:03,359
[phone rings]

1654
01:16:03,392 --> 01:16:05,261
[indistinct chatter]

1655
01:16:05,294 --> 01:16:07,230
[door unlocking]

1656
01:16:07,263 --> 01:16:09,733
[door squeaks]

1657
01:16:12,135 --> 01:16:13,302
- [sighs]

1658
01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:21,811
[laughs quietly]

1659
01:16:27,684 --> 01:16:29,485
[door buzzes]

1660
01:16:29,518 --> 01:16:32,588
[door slams open]

1661
01:16:42,832 --> 01:16:45,802
[soft music]

1662
01:16:45,835 --> 01:16:50,907
*

1663
01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:53,509
- Hey.
[patting]

1664
01:16:53,542 --> 01:16:56,145
We're home.

1665
01:16:56,179 --> 01:16:58,748
We'll all talk
in the morning.

1666
01:16:58,782 --> 01:17:00,349
I'm gonna find a spot.

1667
01:17:00,383 --> 01:17:02,085
- Okay.

1668
01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:03,319
Okay.

1669
01:17:03,352 --> 01:17:10,626
*

1670
01:17:27,576 --> 01:17:29,612
- Mom?

1671
01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:32,148
[sighs]

1672
01:17:32,181 --> 01:17:33,883
Mom?

1673
01:17:37,921 --> 01:17:39,956
Oh my God, Mom.

1674
01:17:39,989 --> 01:17:42,992
We're okay.
I'm so sorry. We're fine.

1675
01:17:43,026 --> 01:17:46,763
We're fine.
Mom, we're totally fine.

1676
01:17:59,408 --> 01:18:01,244
- [sniffs]

1677
01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:05,681
Your father fucked up.
[laughs]

1678
01:18:08,417 --> 01:18:11,654
- We know.

1679
01:18:11,687 --> 01:18:13,689
- You do?

1680
01:18:17,193 --> 01:18:19,996
- We haven't known
for very long.

1681
01:18:20,029 --> 01:18:22,231
And we also weren't sure.

1682
01:18:22,265 --> 01:18:24,500
- Yeah, but I should've
told you.

1683
01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:25,835
- No, no, no.

1684
01:18:25,869 --> 01:18:28,204
You have nothing
to apologize for.

1685
01:18:29,873 --> 01:18:32,708
I've known
for a little while too.

1686
01:18:35,278 --> 01:18:38,381
[sighs]

1687
01:19:04,808 --> 01:19:06,876
- [coughs]

1688
01:19:06,910 --> 01:19:09,278
Oh.
[hacking cough]

1689
01:19:09,312 --> 01:19:11,380
No.
[sizzles]

1690
01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:13,382
[coughing]

1691
01:19:13,416 --> 01:19:15,418
[hacking cough]

1692
01:19:17,486 --> 01:19:19,823
- Come here.

1693
01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:25,061
I love you guys so much.

1694
01:19:25,094 --> 01:19:27,596
Even when you make me crazy.

1695
01:19:27,630 --> 01:19:30,099
You're the best thing
that ever happened to me.

1696
01:19:32,936 --> 01:19:36,739
You know it doesn't
always wind up like this.

1697
01:19:36,772 --> 01:19:39,342
Right, it doesn't
have to end up like this.

1698
01:19:46,782 --> 01:19:49,018
- This isn't so bad.

1699
01:19:53,656 --> 01:20:00,897
*

1700
01:20:09,973 --> 01:20:11,540
[knocking]

1701
01:20:13,209 --> 01:20:14,677
- * Saw it in her eyes

1702
01:20:14,710 --> 01:20:17,981
- I don't want to see you.

1703
01:20:18,014 --> 01:20:21,684
- * Oh, it wasn't what
she said *

1704
01:20:21,717 --> 01:20:25,488
* She came together
like a dream *

1705
01:20:25,521 --> 01:20:27,223
[door unlocking]

1706
01:20:27,256 --> 01:20:32,461
* That I didn't know I had

1707
01:20:32,495 --> 01:20:35,131
* From the sleeping life
I lead *

1708
01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:36,199
- Hi.

1709
01:20:36,232 --> 01:20:38,201
- You think you're being cute.

1710
01:20:38,234 --> 01:20:40,236
But you're being
a fucking asshole.

1711
01:20:40,269 --> 01:20:41,737
[phones ringing]

1712
01:20:41,770 --> 01:20:46,709
- * I can't recognize

1713
01:20:46,742 --> 01:20:50,880
* The one in front of me

1714
01:20:50,914 --> 01:20:55,684
* Oh, the truth
is I don't mind *

1715
01:20:55,718 --> 01:21:00,489
* And then it finally
came along *

1716
01:21:00,523 --> 01:21:05,861
* Turn around
and then he's there *

1717
01:21:05,895 --> 01:21:07,997
* Oh, the lovers I've...

1718
01:21:08,031 --> 01:21:09,398
[crashing]

1719
01:21:09,432 --> 01:21:11,567
- [laughs]

1720
01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:13,669
*

1721
01:21:13,702 --> 01:21:18,607
- * I want to know you

1722
01:21:18,641 --> 01:21:19,909
* I want to show you

1723
01:21:19,943 --> 01:21:22,545
- I love you.
- I love you.

1724
01:21:22,578 --> 01:21:23,947
Thank you.

1725
01:21:26,582 --> 01:21:30,553
- Um, I made you this tape.

1726
01:21:30,586 --> 01:21:34,924
- Oh. What a loser.

1727
01:21:38,261 --> 01:21:41,197
- I called it.
I knew you'd get back together.

1728
01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:42,765
- Yeah, you know everything.

1729
01:21:42,798 --> 01:21:45,401
- Yeah. Bye.

1730
01:21:45,434 --> 01:21:46,970
- Bye!

1731
01:22:03,953 --> 01:22:06,990
- Want to get high
and watch "Zelig"?

1732
01:22:07,023 --> 01:22:09,925
- Not really.

1733
01:22:12,595 --> 01:22:13,596
- What's up?

1734
01:22:13,629 --> 01:22:15,598
- What do you mean?

1735
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:18,901
- You're not saying anything.

1736
01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:21,504
- Neither are you.

1737
01:22:23,172 --> 01:22:26,109
- My mom wanted me
to invite you

1738
01:22:26,142 --> 01:22:28,344
to my grandma's
80th birthday party.

1739
01:22:28,377 --> 01:22:29,412
[laughs]

1740
01:22:29,445 --> 01:22:31,347
- Oh.

1741
01:22:31,380 --> 01:22:34,817
- They call you
my girlfriend.

1742
01:22:34,850 --> 01:22:36,619
Is that okay?

1743
01:22:38,854 --> 01:22:41,090
- I like you.

1744
01:22:41,124 --> 01:22:46,095
Like, like a lot.

1745
01:22:46,129 --> 01:22:49,098
Um, just seems like
in a year from now

1746
01:22:49,132 --> 01:22:52,135
we're going to be
at different schools.

1747
01:22:52,168 --> 01:22:54,770
And, like, I don't even know
where I'll be, you know.

1748
01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:56,639
And it's, like, at some point

1749
01:22:56,672 --> 01:22:58,941
either I'm going to hurt you
or you're going to hurt me,

1750
01:22:58,974 --> 01:23:02,445
and...like we're friends.

1751
01:23:02,478 --> 01:23:04,680
So I just want to stay friends.

1752
01:23:04,713 --> 01:23:06,715
- Got it.

1753
01:23:06,749 --> 01:23:08,284
- What time is it?

1754
01:23:08,317 --> 01:23:10,819
- It's probably 3:00.
- Yeah, I should go.

1755
01:23:10,853 --> 01:23:13,156
My dad's probably downstairs.

1756
01:23:13,189 --> 01:23:15,558
- Fuck his car up.
[laughs]

1757
01:23:23,432 --> 01:23:26,469
- So, you put your blinker on.

1758
01:23:26,502 --> 01:23:29,072
Check your rearview mirror,
your side mirror.

1759
01:23:29,105 --> 01:23:31,707
- I know.

1760
01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:34,477
[engine turns over]

1761
01:23:34,510 --> 01:23:36,745
Where am I going?

1762
01:23:36,779 --> 01:23:39,148
- Poppy's house.

1763
01:23:39,182 --> 01:23:41,817
- You moved in with Poppy?

1764
01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:43,519
That's depressing.

1765
01:23:43,552 --> 01:23:44,987
- Thank you.

1766
01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:46,422
It's not that bad.

1767
01:23:46,455 --> 01:23:48,191
He spends most of his time
in Atlantic City

1768
01:23:48,224 --> 01:23:49,525
with a flavor of the month,

1769
01:23:49,558 --> 01:23:51,327
and I feed his cat
while he's away.

1770
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:53,262
- Yeah, I don't really
want to go to Queens.

1771
01:23:53,296 --> 01:23:55,331
So, can you just,
like, sign the papers

1772
01:23:55,364 --> 01:23:57,733
and say we completed
the hours?

1773
01:24:03,206 --> 01:24:05,441
[shuts off engine]

1774
01:24:05,474 --> 01:24:08,844
- You have every right
to be upset.

1775
01:24:08,877 --> 01:24:10,679
- Cool.

1776
01:24:10,713 --> 01:24:14,283
- You'll never know
how sorry I really am.

1777
01:24:14,317 --> 01:24:17,953
But I'm not leaving
this family.

1778
01:24:17,986 --> 01:24:20,923
- You keep saying that.

1779
01:24:20,956 --> 01:24:24,227
How does that actually work?

1780
01:24:28,097 --> 01:24:30,899
- I have no fucking idea.

1781
01:24:30,933 --> 01:24:33,436
[laughs]

1782
01:24:33,469 --> 01:24:34,570
- [snickers]

1783
01:24:34,603 --> 01:24:38,241
- [sighs]

1784
01:24:39,575 --> 01:24:41,477
- Have you ever thought
about the possibility

1785
01:24:41,510 --> 01:24:47,150
that Carla's just filling
a void you created for yourself?

1786
01:24:47,183 --> 01:24:48,917
- A void?

1787
01:24:48,951 --> 01:24:51,053
- Yeah.
- What is that?

1788
01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:52,888
Like Oprah?

1789
01:24:52,921 --> 01:24:56,292
- No, God, why does everyone
think I get my shit from Oprah?

1790
01:24:56,325 --> 01:24:58,127
- Because your shit
is far too wise

1791
01:24:58,161 --> 01:25:01,630
for the amount of time you've
actually been on this planet.

1792
01:25:03,266 --> 01:25:05,901
[both laugh]

1793
01:25:05,934 --> 01:25:07,736
All right.

1794
01:25:07,770 --> 01:25:09,104
[engine turns over]

1795
01:25:09,138 --> 01:25:11,140
- So, Poppy has a cat?

1796
01:25:11,174 --> 01:25:12,908
- Yeah, I've never
actually seen it,

1797
01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:15,178
but I smell it.

1798
01:25:15,211 --> 01:25:17,112
- [laughs]
- Easy. Okay, you got it.

1799
01:25:17,146 --> 01:25:19,448
Okay.

1800
01:25:20,983 --> 01:25:22,818
Easy, easy, easy.
[brakes squeal]

1801
01:25:22,851 --> 01:25:26,355
Watch out for this girl
in the short skirt.

1802
01:25:30,493 --> 01:25:32,861
- I'm going to take a bath.

1803
01:25:32,895 --> 01:25:34,697
- [sighs]

1804
01:25:37,032 --> 01:25:38,801
I want to glue him
to the wall

1805
01:25:38,834 --> 01:25:40,336
and take a flame thrower

1806
01:25:40,369 --> 01:25:43,272
and shoot fire
into his hair.

1807
01:25:43,306 --> 01:25:44,840
And then just take some ink

1808
01:25:44,873 --> 01:25:47,476
and shoot it into
his fucking blue eyeballs.

1809
01:25:47,510 --> 01:25:48,444
- Okay.

1810
01:25:48,477 --> 01:25:50,546
- Also kill him.
- Stop.

1811
01:25:50,579 --> 01:25:53,349
I can't keep having
this conversation with you.

1812
01:25:53,382 --> 01:25:54,983
- If you didn't want
to have the conversation,

1813
01:25:55,017 --> 01:25:56,852
you probably shouldn't
have told me about it

1814
01:25:56,885 --> 01:25:58,621
because the image
of you two fucking

1815
01:25:58,654 --> 01:26:00,223
is in my head.

1816
01:26:00,256 --> 01:26:01,790
Do you know
what that's like?

1817
01:26:01,824 --> 01:26:03,125
- No, I don't.

1818
01:26:03,158 --> 01:26:06,329
I didn't want to lie
to you anymore.

1819
01:26:06,362 --> 01:26:08,531
- Cheating's lying.

1820
01:26:08,564 --> 01:26:10,499
You told me
so you could feel better.

1821
01:26:10,533 --> 01:26:12,134
- Just because
I did one shitty thing

1822
01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:14,803
doesn't mean
I do all shitty things.

1823
01:26:14,837 --> 01:26:18,474
I did a stupid, gross thing,

1824
01:26:18,507 --> 01:26:21,977
and I'm endlessly,
endlessly sorry.

1825
01:26:22,010 --> 01:26:23,479
I'll always be sorry,

1826
01:26:23,512 --> 01:26:25,013
but I also can't undo it,

1827
01:26:25,047 --> 01:26:26,482
and I don't know
what to do.

1828
01:26:26,515 --> 01:26:30,686
I love you. I love you.
And I hate myself.

1829
01:26:30,719 --> 01:26:33,322
And I just...

1830
01:26:33,356 --> 01:26:35,391
I just, I...

1831
01:26:38,126 --> 01:26:40,563
[crying]
I don't know what else to do.

1832
01:26:43,899 --> 01:26:46,769
[door closes]

1833
01:26:46,802 --> 01:26:48,371
[magazine slaps]

1834
01:26:51,874 --> 01:26:54,277
[splashing]

1835
01:26:55,711 --> 01:26:57,212
[knocking]

1836
01:27:10,959 --> 01:27:14,297
- [sighs]
I mean...

1837
01:27:14,330 --> 01:27:16,899
do you think I wasn't
scared and bored too?

1838
01:27:19,402 --> 01:27:22,137
- You asked me
to marry you.

1839
01:27:22,170 --> 01:27:23,406
- Yeah.
[laughs]

1840
01:27:23,439 --> 01:27:25,308
Because I wanted
to marry you.

1841
01:27:25,341 --> 01:27:26,942
But, yeah, it's terrifying

1842
01:27:26,975 --> 01:27:28,977
thinking I'm going to spend
the rest of my life

1843
01:27:29,011 --> 01:27:30,746
comparing everybody else to you.

1844
01:27:30,779 --> 01:27:33,882
- I know.

1845
01:27:33,916 --> 01:27:37,820
- I--I mean, what happens
in six months?

1846
01:27:37,853 --> 01:27:40,723
- I don't think
either one of us

1847
01:27:40,756 --> 01:27:43,426
can say that
it's going to be perfect.

1848
01:27:44,493 --> 01:27:48,497
But I can--I can say that
I love you.

1849
01:27:48,531 --> 01:27:51,400
And I just want
to live a life

1850
01:27:51,434 --> 01:27:53,969
where we're always
choosing each other.

1851
01:27:56,972 --> 01:27:58,474
And I choose you.

1852
01:28:03,045 --> 01:28:05,381
If you'll let me.

1853
01:28:08,451 --> 01:28:09,718
- [sniffles]

1854
01:28:11,887 --> 01:28:13,088
- [sniffles]

1855
01:28:13,121 --> 01:28:15,991
Will you take a bath
with me?

1856
01:28:20,195 --> 01:28:22,097
- Will we have sex in it?

1857
01:28:22,130 --> 01:28:24,299
- [laughs]

1858
01:28:24,333 --> 01:28:26,268
You know that doesn't work.

1859
01:28:26,301 --> 01:28:28,771
- We're going to fuck
in this tub.

1860
01:28:28,804 --> 01:28:31,607
- You're gonna get
your elbows bonked.

1861
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:36,379
Oh, no!
[laughs]

1862
01:28:38,881 --> 01:28:43,719
[splashing]

1863
01:28:43,752 --> 01:28:45,354
- Of course you can, honey.

1864
01:28:45,388 --> 01:28:47,222
- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday!

1865
01:28:47,255 --> 01:28:48,791
- [laughs]
I'm sorry.

1866
01:28:48,824 --> 01:28:50,793
- Hi, Mom. You look pretty.
- Happy birthday.

1867
01:28:50,826 --> 01:28:52,561
- Thank you.
- Happy birthday.

1868
01:28:52,595 --> 01:28:54,463
- Hi. Nice to see you.
- Is that mine?

1869
01:28:54,497 --> 01:28:56,965
- Guess what it is.
It's a trench!

1870
01:28:56,999 --> 01:28:59,402
- Oh!
- She got one for herself too.

1871
01:28:59,435 --> 01:29:01,136
- I did,
but it's not matching.

1872
01:29:01,169 --> 01:29:03,806
So, we won't be dorks.
- Maybe I should get one too.

1873
01:29:03,839 --> 01:29:04,973
- No, no, don't.

1874
01:29:05,007 --> 01:29:06,141
- Yes.

1875
01:29:06,174 --> 01:29:07,743
- What are you wearing?

1876
01:29:07,776 --> 01:29:09,678
- This is what you call
a fashion statement.

1877
01:29:09,712 --> 01:29:11,346
You love these suspenders!
- I love it.

1878
01:29:11,380 --> 01:29:13,549
She looks like
an adorable Doug Henning.

1879
01:29:13,582 --> 01:29:15,083
- I'm not saying
they're not cute.

1880
01:29:15,117 --> 01:29:16,719
I'm just saying people
are going to assume

1881
01:29:16,752 --> 01:29:18,220
that you have
to pull your pants up

1882
01:29:18,253 --> 01:29:19,688
because you're wearing
a diaper.

1883
01:29:19,722 --> 01:29:21,323
- I think they're adorable.

1884
01:29:21,356 --> 01:29:22,691
- I think it's so--
- A cute diaper.

1885
01:29:22,725 --> 01:29:24,159
- I'm taking this away
from you.

1886
01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:25,494
- No, you ain't.
- No, come on.

1887
01:29:25,528 --> 01:29:27,029
- I'll have it.
- Slow down.

1888
01:29:27,062 --> 01:29:28,864
- You've cat to be kitten me
right meow.

1889
01:29:28,897 --> 01:29:30,165
- Yeah!
[laughs]

1890
01:29:30,198 --> 01:29:31,667
[laughter]
- Whoa!

1891
01:29:31,700 --> 01:29:33,368
- You didn't really
just say that?

1892
01:29:33,402 --> 01:29:35,604
- I've been waiting six months--
- That's my guy.

1893
01:29:35,638 --> 01:29:38,073
You cat to be kitten me
right meow, my Ben.

1894
01:29:38,106 --> 01:29:39,742
- Hey.
- Hi.

1895
01:29:39,775 --> 01:29:42,911
- Happy birthday, Ali.
- Thanks.

1896
01:29:46,214 --> 01:29:47,716
[kissing]
- Hi.

1897
01:29:49,051 --> 01:29:50,953
- What? No gift?

1898
01:29:50,986 --> 01:29:54,089
- It's parked outside.

1899
01:29:54,122 --> 01:29:56,191
- Really?

1900
01:29:56,224 --> 01:29:58,193
- You look great.

1901
01:29:58,226 --> 01:30:01,096
- You look tired.

1902
01:30:01,129 --> 01:30:02,698
- Is there something outside?

1903
01:30:02,731 --> 01:30:04,700
- Honey, it's a brand-new
horse and buggy.

1904
01:30:04,733 --> 01:30:06,569
- Be careful, it bucks.

1905
01:30:06,602 --> 01:30:08,571
- I don't even get
two presents out of this shit?

1906
01:30:08,604 --> 01:30:11,440
- You are such a tiny asshole.

1907
01:30:11,474 --> 01:30:13,542
- [laughs]
- Happy birthday.

1908
01:30:13,576 --> 01:30:15,043
- Hey, Ben.

1909
01:30:15,077 --> 01:30:16,645
- Hey. How are you?
- Good to see you.

1910
01:30:16,679 --> 01:30:18,146
- Good to see you too.
- Long time.

1911
01:30:18,180 --> 01:30:20,048
- Yeah.

1912
01:30:20,082 --> 01:30:22,818
- Thanks for inviting me.

1913
01:30:28,090 --> 01:30:31,393
Well, ah, Max!
My man!

1914
01:30:31,426 --> 01:30:32,795
- Yay!
- Yay, he's here.

1915
01:30:32,828 --> 01:30:35,297
[applause]
- He's a family member.

1916
01:30:35,330 --> 01:30:37,232
- Looking sharp.
- He's my long lost son.

1917
01:30:37,265 --> 01:30:39,001
- Oh, whoa.
- You have the shrimp, right?

1918
01:30:39,034 --> 01:30:40,669
- Can you--Max?

1919
01:30:40,703 --> 01:30:42,404
Can you put the shrimp
on one side of the grill,

1920
01:30:42,437 --> 01:30:45,240
not near the meat because
I'm developing a little allergy.

1921
01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:48,410
- She's "allergic" to shrimp.
- I am. It gets me flushed.

1922
01:30:48,443 --> 01:30:49,845
- Is that the stuff
that's really hot?

1923
01:30:49,878 --> 01:30:52,114
- Yeah.
- I think that got me last time.

1924
01:30:52,147 --> 01:30:53,949
- So what are you drinking, Ali?
- That's a birthday drink.

1925
01:30:53,982 --> 01:30:55,584
[soft music]
- It's--yeah.

1926
01:30:55,618 --> 01:30:56,919
- And you guys
just let that happen?

1927
01:30:56,952 --> 01:30:58,754
- Are you kidding?
- Ladies--

1928
01:30:58,787 --> 01:31:00,122
- You remember when she
went to jail, right?

1929
01:31:00,155 --> 01:31:01,524
- She's--
[laughter]

1930
01:31:01,557 --> 01:31:02,958
- What do you mean "she"?
What about you?

1931
01:31:02,991 --> 01:31:04,693
- I was--
- You were an accomplice.

1932
01:31:04,727 --> 01:31:06,294
- I was a dingleberry
on the situation.

1933
01:31:06,328 --> 01:31:07,830
- You're the oldest.
- I didn't know what was--

1934
01:31:07,863 --> 01:31:09,598
- She can't even handle
her soda.

1935
01:31:09,632 --> 01:31:12,267
- Mom says I'm a heavyweight.

1936
01:31:12,300 --> 01:31:13,836
[laughter]

1937
01:31:13,869 --> 01:31:15,771
[chatter]

1938
01:31:15,804 --> 01:31:17,005
- Give her all the shrimp.

1939
01:31:17,039 --> 01:31:19,141
[laughter]

1940
01:31:27,983 --> 01:31:30,686
[cheerful music]

1941
01:31:30,719 --> 01:31:37,760
*

1942
01:31:38,527 --> 01:31:44,132
- * I would have given you
all of my heart *

1943
01:31:44,166 --> 01:31:49,237
* But there's someone
who's torn it apart *

1944
01:31:49,271 --> 01:31:53,976
* And he's taken
almost all that I've got *

1945
01:31:54,009 --> 01:31:59,481
* And if you want
I'll try to love again *

1946
01:31:59,514 --> 01:32:02,918
* Baby, you can't love again

1947
01:32:02,951 --> 01:32:08,991
* Without the love

1948
01:32:09,024 --> 01:32:14,262
* The first cut
is the deepest *

1949
01:32:14,296 --> 01:32:18,366
* The first cut
is the deepest *

1950
01:32:18,400 --> 01:32:21,670
* But when it comes
to being lucky *

1951
01:32:21,704 --> 01:32:23,405
* People

1952
01:32:23,438 --> 01:32:28,877
* When it comes to love
and need, people *

1953
01:32:28,911 --> 01:32:33,682
* But when it comes
to being lucky, people *

1954
01:32:33,716 --> 01:32:35,618
* That's how I know

1955
01:32:35,651 --> 01:32:40,856
* The first cut
is the deepest *

1956
01:32:40,889 --> 01:32:45,928
* The first cut
is the deepest *

1957
01:32:50,398 --> 01:32:55,237
* Just to watch you
by my side *

1958
01:32:55,270 --> 01:33:00,809
* Just to help me dry
the tears that I'll cry *

1959
01:33:00,843 --> 01:33:05,113
* And I'm sure I will
give you a try *

1960
01:33:05,147 --> 01:33:10,485
* And if you want
I'll try to love again *

1961
01:33:10,518 --> 01:33:17,860
* Baby, you can't love again
without love *

1962
01:33:20,362 --> 01:33:25,400
* The first cut
is the deepest *

1963
01:33:25,433 --> 01:33:29,838
* The first cut
is the deepest *

1964
01:33:29,872 --> 01:33:34,409
* But when it comes
to being lucky, people *

1965
01:33:34,442 --> 01:33:39,915
* When it comes to love
and need, people *

1966
01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:44,619
* When it comes
to being lucky, people *

1967
01:33:44,653 --> 01:33:46,855
* That's how I know

1968
01:33:46,889 --> 01:33:51,694
* The first cut
is the deepest *

1969
01:33:51,727 --> 01:33:56,899
* The first cut
is the deepest *

1970
01:34:02,404 --> 01:34:09,644
*

1971
01:34:11,646 --> 01:34:17,019
* I would've given you
all of my heart *

1972
01:34:17,052 --> 01:34:22,324
* But there's someone
who's torn it apart *

1973
01:34:22,357 --> 01:34:27,495
* Just to hold you
by my side *

1974
01:34:27,529 --> 01:34:34,302
* Just to help me
dry the tears that I'll cry *

1975
01:34:34,336 --> 01:34:39,207
* The first cut
is the deepest *

1976
01:34:39,241 --> 01:34:44,479
* The first cut
is the deepest *

1977
01:34:44,512 --> 01:34:49,351
* The first cut
is the deepest *

1978
01:34:54,757 --> 01:35:02,030
*

1979
01:35:05,233 --> 01:35:10,839
* The first cut
is the deepest *

1980
01:35:10,873 --> 01:35:14,609
* The first cut
is the deepest *

1981
01:35:14,642 --> 01:35:16,178
* Yeah, yeah, yeah

1982
01:35:16,211 --> 01:35:21,016
* The first cut
is the deepest *

1983
01:35:21,049 --> 01:35:24,186
[soft acoustic music]

1984
01:35:24,219 --> 01:35:31,259
*