1 00:00:26,274 --> 00:00:27,662 Well, just great! 2 00:00:27,742 --> 00:00:32,216 No, not the presentation. That's terrible. Some idiot just hit me. 3 00:00:33,294 --> 00:00:36,004 Do you realize how much this is going to cost? 4 00:00:36,084 --> 00:00:39,786 Not in money, which I have plenty of, but in... 5 00:00:41,356 --> 00:00:43,007 What the... 6 00:00:43,392 --> 00:00:46,127 Get away from me! Get away! 7 00:00:51,631 --> 00:00:53,867 Help me. Someone help! 8 00:00:56,369 --> 00:00:58,204 Stay away! 9 00:00:58,740 --> 00:01:00,493 What are you doing? 10 00:01:09,718 --> 00:01:10,852 Look out! 11 00:01:22,963 --> 00:01:26,267 Wonder Woman! Save me! Save me from them! 12 00:01:26,834 --> 00:01:28,707 - From whom? - Demons. 13 00:01:28,787 --> 00:01:30,738 They're everywhere. Don't you see them? 14 00:01:40,981 --> 00:01:43,196 I see only one. 15 00:01:52,126 --> 00:01:54,528 I'll ask you one last time. 16 00:01:54,996 --> 00:01:57,231 What did you do with my family? 17 00:01:58,031 --> 00:02:00,932 Steven, it's me, Gloria! 18 00:02:01,349 --> 00:02:03,307 I'm your wife. 19 00:02:03,387 --> 00:02:05,475 These are our children. 20 00:02:07,340 --> 00:02:11,899 You're not my family! You killed them, just like the others. 21 00:02:11,979 --> 00:02:14,248 Now it's your turn. 22 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:23,244 - No one's dying here tonight. - It's not me you should be stopping. 23 00:02:23,324 --> 00:02:25,994 It's them. Look at them! 24 00:02:28,996 --> 00:02:30,532 Look at them! 25 00:02:37,137 --> 00:02:41,644 It's just like the neighbors. Go to my shed. You'll see I'm right! 26 00:02:59,693 --> 00:03:01,730 What have you done? 27 00:03:26,419 --> 00:03:28,257 Let me help you. 28 00:03:29,224 --> 00:03:31,245 It's not my fault. 29 00:03:31,325 --> 00:03:35,397 I've given birth to the devil. It's the devil! 30 00:03:37,664 --> 00:03:39,954 You're tired. Give me the baby. 31 00:03:40,034 --> 00:03:42,271 You don't want to hurt her. 32 00:04:16,237 --> 00:04:18,056 I'm sorry. 33 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:49,357 These crimes were committed by law-abiding citizens. 34 00:04:49,437 --> 00:04:52,427 They all claim to have seen nightmare visions beforehand. 35 00:04:52,507 --> 00:04:55,194 - Any clue what's causing it? - No idea. 36 00:04:56,411 --> 00:04:59,600 The one week I fill in for Jordan, and it couldn't be some hairy-ass monster? 37 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,637 The same pattern is repeating around the world, 38 00:05:02,717 --> 00:05:04,671 so there could be an overriding factor. 39 00:05:04,751 --> 00:05:06,775 Perhaps a paranormal element. 40 00:05:06,855 --> 00:05:09,010 Are you talking about magic? 41 00:05:09,690 --> 00:05:11,912 We've come up against magic before, Batman. 42 00:05:11,992 --> 00:05:16,483 - Xerxes, Trigon, Felix Faust. - Even Shazam's powers are based in magic. 43 00:05:16,563 --> 00:05:19,035 With as much as you've seen, can you rule it out? 44 00:05:19,115 --> 00:05:22,674 The criminally insane don't need magic as an excuse. 45 00:05:22,754 --> 00:05:27,026 I recommend spending more time on the streets instead of flying over them. 46 00:05:29,742 --> 00:05:32,013 He's even friendlier than they say. 47 00:06:53,828 --> 00:06:58,902 Bollocks! In what bloody plane of existence does four of a kind lose? 48 00:06:59,733 --> 00:07:03,805 Too, too bad, Constantine. 49 00:07:04,771 --> 00:07:09,142 Have you gained weight? It looks good on you. 50 00:07:09,442 --> 00:07:12,299 What say you let your soul mate play a few hands, Jason? 51 00:07:12,379 --> 00:07:15,835 Maybe he'd change my luck. He'd definitely be less mopey than you. 52 00:07:15,915 --> 00:07:20,773 John Constantine, the man who perfected the bad idea. 53 00:07:20,853 --> 00:07:23,538 The only reason I came to this dung heap of a casino 54 00:07:23,618 --> 00:07:26,646 is to find a relic to keep that monster locked away forever. 55 00:07:26,726 --> 00:07:30,833 Boys, boys! You're boring me. Let's play, shall we? 56 00:07:48,583 --> 00:07:51,605 My luck's running as hot as me naughty bits. 57 00:07:52,585 --> 00:07:57,977 But our next group of friends is due to arrive, so it's time to bust you out. 58 00:07:58,057 --> 00:08:01,447 Copperfield's coming. Presto changeo! 59 00:08:01,527 --> 00:08:04,718 Woman in a box. In a box. 60 00:08:04,798 --> 00:08:08,155 Yeah, he's classy, unlike you. 61 00:08:08,235 --> 00:08:12,942 Are they implying David Copperfield, television magician, has true power? 62 00:08:13,022 --> 00:08:17,796 Owns a chain of islands and dated Claudia Schiffer. What do you think? 63 00:08:20,747 --> 00:08:23,335 No cards for me, and... 64 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:26,507 Looks like you can't call my bet, Constantine. 65 00:08:26,587 --> 00:08:29,310 By my rules, you lose. 66 00:08:29,390 --> 00:08:31,847 - I raise. - With what? 67 00:08:31,927 --> 00:08:36,164 - Your ratty soul ain't worth two bits. - Not two bits. 68 00:08:36,798 --> 00:08:40,879 I'm betting the House, the House of Mystery. 69 00:08:46,641 --> 00:08:49,469 And since I'm including everything inside, it looks like you're the one 70 00:08:49,549 --> 00:08:51,946 that can't call, Abnegazar. 71 00:08:52,546 --> 00:08:54,602 Well, what do you say, boys? 72 00:08:54,682 --> 00:08:56,990 I like the action. 73 00:09:11,602 --> 00:09:13,052 I call. 74 00:09:17,605 --> 00:09:20,394 Really? A chipped Dreamstone? 75 00:09:20,474 --> 00:09:22,330 I'm out. 76 00:09:23,010 --> 00:09:26,818 Broken knick-knacks for the House of Mystery and its contents? Are you mad? 77 00:09:26,898 --> 00:09:30,368 I've got a working soul catcher. 78 00:09:30,449 --> 00:09:33,510 That's Ogid's Eye Spiker? 79 00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:34,935 And the Garazi. 80 00:09:35,015 --> 00:09:40,030 So even if that very magical Dreamstone doesn't work, it's still a big-ass ruby. 81 00:09:41,060 --> 00:09:45,100 I'd be a poor sport indeed if I didn't accept your fair wager. 82 00:09:52,639 --> 00:09:56,028 Hell. Now, that's a losing hand for the ages. 83 00:09:56,108 --> 00:09:59,398 Now, read them and... 84 00:09:59,814 --> 00:10:03,318 - What? - Do they have an eye doctor in hell? 85 00:10:03,399 --> 00:10:07,534 - I'd make an appointment if I was you. - You cheated! 86 00:10:10,857 --> 00:10:13,980 Technically, we both cheated. I just did it better. 87 00:10:14,210 --> 00:10:18,133 - I'll rip your bloody heart out! - Sorry, mate, I'm using that. 88 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,689 Situation here, Jason. It's time to call your better half. 89 00:10:38,769 --> 00:10:41,960 Sorry, John, you're on your own. 90 00:10:51,081 --> 00:10:55,488 Oi, I'm gonna roast your nuts and feed them to you, Constantine. 91 00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:06,282 Gone, gone, the form of man. 92 00:11:06,362 --> 00:11:09,769 Arise the demon, Etrigan! 93 00:11:13,203 --> 00:11:16,827 Once more with words of metered rhyme 94 00:11:16,907 --> 00:11:20,565 comes Etrigan the Slayer just in time. 95 00:11:20,645 --> 00:11:24,168 Easy now, brother. We're on the same side, right? 96 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:26,604 Let's use our words. 97 00:11:27,084 --> 00:11:29,973 Are you having a laugh? We're the Demons Three. 98 00:11:30,053 --> 00:11:32,056 Kill everyone! 99 00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:44,055 You will pay, Constantine. 100 00:11:44,135 --> 00:11:46,591 Your soul will be ours. 101 00:11:46,671 --> 00:11:48,907 Get in line, you prats. 102 00:12:00,416 --> 00:12:02,739 Your ass is grass, Constantine. 103 00:12:02,819 --> 00:12:06,057 And we're the lawnmower. 104 00:12:07,256 --> 00:12:09,913 Since the battle's fought and won, 105 00:12:09,993 --> 00:12:13,532 Jason Blood with me is done. 106 00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:26,063 For 500 years, I've been bound to Etrigan, 107 00:12:26,143 --> 00:12:30,400 fighting to keep him from coming forth, and you forced me to summon him. 108 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,553 Everything got sorted. 109 00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:36,263 He could have gone on a killing spree. You don't think. 110 00:12:36,343 --> 00:12:39,260 - You don't consider the cost. - Yeah, I did. 111 00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:43,461 Weighed it against my being eaten alive and thought, "Yeah, totally worth it." 112 00:12:45,696 --> 00:12:48,284 You're a world class bastard, John. 113 00:13:15,525 --> 00:13:22,408 And for my finale, I will make this terrible trio of terrifying Tantors 114 00:13:22,488 --> 00:13:24,902 vanish before your eyes. 115 00:13:50,895 --> 00:13:53,116 I hope those elephants survived. 116 00:13:53,696 --> 00:13:55,920 You don't want PETA on your back. 117 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,504 You're assuming they were real in the first place. 118 00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:04,594 - How are you, Bruce? - I'm fine, Zatanna. Busy. 119 00:14:04,674 --> 00:14:07,698 You know where I can find John Constantine? 120 00:14:07,778 --> 00:14:10,317 - No. - You must have some idea. 121 00:14:10,397 --> 00:14:12,502 We don't keep in touch. 122 00:14:12,582 --> 00:14:15,185 I know you two have history, so I... 123 00:14:19,255 --> 00:14:21,645 Z, Batman needs to talk with John. 124 00:14:21,725 --> 00:14:23,814 You've got to come along, too. It's important. 125 00:14:23,894 --> 00:14:26,583 - Is that you, Boston? - Yeah. 126 00:14:26,663 --> 00:14:30,535 Everything is... Boy, this guy's mind is tough. 127 00:14:31,299 --> 00:14:33,322 Can't hold... 128 00:14:37,039 --> 00:14:39,129 What is going on? 129 00:14:39,209 --> 00:14:41,813 I'll tell you on the way to John's. 130 00:14:42,996 --> 00:14:45,066 Okay, but I call shotgun. 131 00:14:49,852 --> 00:14:51,742 I don't even think his kid could fit back here. 132 00:14:51,822 --> 00:14:54,111 Sorry, Boston, but life is for the living. 133 00:14:54,191 --> 00:14:57,112 Boston Brand. He was a circus performer. 134 00:14:57,192 --> 00:15:01,650 Batman's heard of me. Sweet. Tell him I'm a fan of his, too, 135 00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:04,223 but, you know, be cool about it. 136 00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:08,092 - Yeah, that's him. - Ask him if he caught one of my shows. 137 00:15:08,172 --> 00:15:13,162 He was a trapeze artist who loved being famous, especially with the ladies. 138 00:15:13,342 --> 00:15:16,467 - Husbands, not so much. - You're killing me. 139 00:15:16,547 --> 00:15:19,269 He had a knack for irritating the wrong people. 140 00:15:19,349 --> 00:15:23,453 Then, about five years ago, karma caught up with him. 141 00:15:27,089 --> 00:15:30,212 It was a weekend show, full house. 142 00:15:30,292 --> 00:15:34,765 Boston was in the middle of his death-defying act when... 143 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,981 he died, and that should have been that, 144 00:16:04,061 --> 00:16:07,919 but with Boston, things tend to get complicated. 145 00:16:08,799 --> 00:16:12,823 His spirit was called by the goddess Rama Kushna. 146 00:16:14,203 --> 00:16:18,194 She took pity on him and gave him the power to possess the living, 147 00:16:18,274 --> 00:16:21,030 so he could bring his killer and others to justice. 148 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,167 Hey, I don't wanna brag, but I'm good. 149 00:16:23,247 --> 00:16:26,408 Why did he feel the need to write on my walls like a child? 150 00:16:26,488 --> 00:16:28,319 Yeah, he's sorry about that. 151 00:16:30,452 --> 00:16:34,878 Where is this address? GPS doesn't seem especially useful tonight. 152 00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:39,283 It's not an address. The House of Mystery tends to move around. 153 00:16:39,363 --> 00:16:43,387 I didn't put the symbols in there for the GPS to find it. 154 00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:45,290 I wanted the House to come to us. 155 00:17:38,889 --> 00:17:41,393 She can't hold it. Do something. 156 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,100 There. 157 00:18:06,916 --> 00:18:08,953 Into the House! 158 00:18:20,597 --> 00:18:24,420 - Z, you all right? - Yeah, as soon as you get off me. 159 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:28,692 I should have known you were the reason I'm not back in London enjoying a pint. 160 00:18:28,772 --> 00:18:31,561 The House always did like you better. 161 00:18:31,641 --> 00:18:35,265 Odd trio for a road trip. To what do I owe the visit? 162 00:18:35,395 --> 00:18:39,341 The League thinks that a recent spike in homicides may have a magical cause. 163 00:18:42,319 --> 00:18:47,209 Told you something stinks. Now we know someone doesn't want us asking questions. 164 00:18:47,289 --> 00:18:49,679 Looks like you've cracked it wide open, mate. 165 00:18:49,759 --> 00:18:51,347 What did he say? 166 00:18:51,427 --> 00:18:54,165 I'm not playing telephone between you two. 167 00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,338 We online? 168 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:04,860 Great. Sorry about the Batmobile. I hope your insurance was paid up. 169 00:19:05,340 --> 00:19:08,077 What, is there even a policy for something like that? 170 00:19:10,447 --> 00:19:13,771 Hey, I told you not to do that, Orchid. Use a bloody door. 171 00:19:14,251 --> 00:19:16,587 I am glad to see you are well. 172 00:19:18,788 --> 00:19:22,546 - How new is this one? - Not what you think. 173 00:19:22,626 --> 00:19:24,547 It's the magic of the House. 174 00:19:24,627 --> 00:19:28,751 Decided it wanted to experience humanity and gave itself a body. 175 00:19:28,831 --> 00:19:30,869 It sure did. 176 00:19:31,534 --> 00:19:36,593 A spirit whose existence is not its own, like myself. 177 00:19:37,273 --> 00:19:39,110 Interesting. 178 00:19:40,741 --> 00:19:44,133 Yeah, we are that. 179 00:19:44,213 --> 00:19:46,837 Dead smooth you are, mate. 180 00:19:47,117 --> 00:19:49,922 Hey, it's been a while, you know? 181 00:19:52,188 --> 00:19:56,952 Powerful in true magic. Angry at John. 182 00:19:57,294 --> 00:19:59,716 This, I understand. 183 00:20:00,296 --> 00:20:04,255 Yet you still have feelings for him. 184 00:20:05,118 --> 00:20:06,989 I could kill him. 185 00:20:14,243 --> 00:20:16,632 You exude pain. 186 00:20:16,712 --> 00:20:21,271 Your life is a patchwork of blackness with no time for joy. 187 00:20:21,851 --> 00:20:24,123 How do you cope with it? 188 00:20:25,755 --> 00:20:28,026 I have a butler. 189 00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,997 That was enlightening. 190 00:20:36,332 --> 00:20:39,404 Well, I guess we should have that chinwag about now. 191 00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:44,875 - Demons! - It's not me! 192 00:20:46,243 --> 00:20:49,431 I've given birth to the devil. It's the... 193 00:20:49,911 --> 00:20:52,920 Rama Kushna says this will break down the walls between the planes. 194 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,005 Even the afterlife will be affected. 195 00:20:55,085 --> 00:20:58,340 Yeah, it's dodgy, all right. I'll look into it. 196 00:20:58,420 --> 00:21:01,444 Meanwhile, the House will drop you wherever you'd like. 197 00:21:02,024 --> 00:21:05,715 Rama says we have to work together. Come on! It's a dream team. 198 00:21:05,795 --> 00:21:09,085 You, me, Zatanna, Batman, maybe even the Justice League. 199 00:21:09,165 --> 00:21:13,455 The capes and tights crew, useless against dark magic. 200 00:21:13,535 --> 00:21:16,859 That's why we need you. You can lead us. 201 00:21:16,939 --> 00:21:21,564 Boston, do I strike you as a team player? Much less a team leader. 202 00:21:21,644 --> 00:21:24,801 Point is, even deities can get it wrong. 203 00:21:24,881 --> 00:21:28,370 It's how we got the appendix, Neanderthals and reality TV. 204 00:21:28,450 --> 00:21:30,574 Z, your help I could use. 205 00:21:30,654 --> 00:21:33,543 Okay, if we do it as a group. 206 00:21:35,023 --> 00:21:39,281 This is the monkey cage in Sumatra all over again. 207 00:21:39,361 --> 00:21:41,501 "We need to save the monkeys," she said. 208 00:21:41,581 --> 00:21:45,389 - You're such an ass. - Not the monkeys. 209 00:21:45,469 --> 00:21:49,993 Says the man who has Newcastle and 100 other screw-ups on his resume, 210 00:21:50,073 --> 00:21:53,545 - costing lives and souls. - But not monkeys. 211 00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:56,305 - You're still way ahead on dead monkeys. - They used to be a thing. 212 00:21:56,346 --> 00:21:59,350 - You just have to make things... - We're wasting time. 213 00:22:00,482 --> 00:22:04,248 He's dead, and I accept the risks, so can we get to it, 214 00:22:04,328 --> 00:22:06,958 or do you two need a timeout? 215 00:22:09,459 --> 00:22:12,998 Fine and dandy. Let's take a walk on the dark side then. 216 00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,870 Coming, team? 217 00:22:24,306 --> 00:22:28,198 Stop being a child and slow down. Where are we going? 218 00:22:28,278 --> 00:22:31,250 - Ritchie's. - Have you talked to him lately? 219 00:22:31,330 --> 00:22:34,203 I know he's pissed. You don't have to remind me, love. 220 00:22:34,283 --> 00:22:39,123 - It's on my CV, remember? - No, really, has he told you... 221 00:22:40,691 --> 00:22:43,831 No. He's dying. 222 00:22:43,911 --> 00:22:46,549 John Constantine, 223 00:22:46,629 --> 00:22:52,288 purveyor of the dark arts and lifeline of last resort. 224 00:22:52,768 --> 00:22:58,660 No matter. Your friend's soul will be collected, 225 00:22:58,740 --> 00:23:02,848 and there's nothing you can do to alter that. 226 00:23:02,928 --> 00:23:06,835 Why don't you go do something useful, like haunt a house? 227 00:23:06,915 --> 00:23:11,823 - Who's he talking to now? - Shrouds. They deliver souls to hell. 228 00:23:13,890 --> 00:23:15,946 They're drawn to you. 229 00:23:16,426 --> 00:23:18,916 Maybe it's your cologne, Batsy. 230 00:23:19,596 --> 00:23:23,126 This one has cheated us many times. 231 00:23:23,366 --> 00:23:25,887 It is vexing. 232 00:23:31,207 --> 00:23:34,596 This has been lovely, but it's time for you lot to bugger off. 233 00:23:34,976 --> 00:23:41,371 When the time comes, I'll be the one to collect your soul, Constantine. 234 00:23:41,451 --> 00:23:43,488 Yeah, yeah. 235 00:23:45,788 --> 00:23:49,313 I thought I felt a disturbance in the force. 236 00:23:50,692 --> 00:23:53,030 How you doing, Johnny boy? 237 00:23:53,530 --> 00:23:57,889 Zatanna and Batman? 238 00:23:58,968 --> 00:24:01,123 What the hell? 239 00:24:01,503 --> 00:24:03,927 Tell you everything inside, mate. 240 00:24:11,947 --> 00:24:13,803 You poor thing. 241 00:24:13,883 --> 00:24:17,139 Yeah, I may have lied the last time we talked, 242 00:24:17,219 --> 00:24:21,042 about exactly how fast I'm sledding downhill. 243 00:24:21,122 --> 00:24:23,227 I'm sorry about that. 244 00:24:24,294 --> 00:24:26,516 But it means a lot you're here, John. 245 00:24:26,596 --> 00:24:31,121 And, hey, you don't have to say it. You're forgiven. 246 00:24:31,801 --> 00:24:34,524 Still wondering what Batman's doing in my living room. 247 00:24:34,604 --> 00:24:37,941 And when is he gonna shut up, right? 248 00:24:38,974 --> 00:24:41,779 What? What's with the face? 249 00:24:43,045 --> 00:24:45,600 You're not here to say you're sorry, are you? 250 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:50,723 Of course I am, but I was looking to borrow the Keshanti Key as well. 251 00:24:50,803 --> 00:24:53,543 Unbelievable. 252 00:24:53,623 --> 00:24:57,413 - I tried to tell him on the way. - Yeah, it's not your fault, Z. 253 00:24:57,493 --> 00:25:00,917 Just like everything, this is rock star Johnny's fault. 254 00:25:00,997 --> 00:25:04,721 I was with you when it happened, Ritchie. We were side by side. 255 00:25:04,801 --> 00:25:06,989 Yeah, yeah, yeah, side by side. 256 00:25:07,069 --> 00:25:10,566 But I got the weird magical cancer while you, 257 00:25:10,646 --> 00:25:12,722 you added to your rep. Isn't that right? 258 00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:16,199 Look, me not making proper amends isn't related to the Key, 259 00:25:16,279 --> 00:25:19,286 which, truth be told, you're not gonna need, mate. 260 00:25:19,366 --> 00:25:21,085 John! 261 00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:28,460 Getting that a lot lately. 262 00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:31,814 You can go screw yourself. I am not giving you crap. 263 00:25:31,894 --> 00:25:34,751 Your anger is understandable, but you need to reconsider. 264 00:25:34,831 --> 00:25:37,269 Innocent lives are at stake. 265 00:25:48,577 --> 00:25:51,933 Well, doctors say an upbeat attitude can help, 266 00:25:52,013 --> 00:25:56,740 so what I'll focus on today is that I met Batman. 267 00:25:56,820 --> 00:26:01,477 Force of good. It was also nice seeing you, Zatanna. 268 00:26:01,957 --> 00:26:04,361 Now, if you'll excuse me... 269 00:26:07,897 --> 00:26:10,234 You can show yourselves out. 270 00:26:34,357 --> 00:26:35,694 This him? 271 00:26:37,493 --> 00:26:41,333 Father of the year. I'll need the gear now. 272 00:26:43,865 --> 00:26:47,089 - How does this work? - It's basically a magical shortcut. 273 00:26:47,169 --> 00:26:49,126 It lets me access different planes of existence 274 00:26:49,206 --> 00:26:51,593 without doing 20-odd hours of incantations. 275 00:26:51,673 --> 00:26:52,866 In this case, 276 00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:56,917 I'll poke around this poor sod's memories to see how his madness began. 277 00:26:58,982 --> 00:27:01,734 And, more importantly, what caused it. 278 00:27:03,886 --> 00:27:07,125 What are you doing here? I'm calling security. 279 00:27:09,525 --> 00:27:12,731 I'll make sure the looky-loos stay out of our hair. 280 00:27:14,196 --> 00:27:17,903 Z, give me a psychic shout if this body comes under attack. 281 00:27:17,983 --> 00:27:19,656 Wouldn't do to be trapped inside, now. 282 00:27:19,736 --> 00:27:23,175 Wouldn't do to go in alone, and since I'm right here... 283 00:27:23,255 --> 00:27:26,445 Too dangerous. You're out of practice, love. 284 00:27:26,525 --> 00:27:29,265 Look, you wanted me along. I'm here. 285 00:27:29,345 --> 00:27:32,783 I'm not waiting in the wings. Let's do this. 286 00:27:59,108 --> 00:28:01,297 Z? You okay? 287 00:28:01,377 --> 00:28:03,035 I'm fine. 288 00:28:08,984 --> 00:28:11,774 I've never liked this sort of magic. 289 00:28:11,854 --> 00:28:14,577 I can feel darkness seeping inside me. 290 00:28:14,957 --> 00:28:17,329 How you stand it is beyond me. 291 00:28:17,409 --> 00:28:21,250 It's all about control. If you ever need a refresher... 292 00:28:21,330 --> 00:28:24,970 We've had this conversation. I haven't changed my mind. 293 00:28:27,970 --> 00:28:30,927 Sure, sit out the war between good and evil. 294 00:28:31,007 --> 00:28:34,464 After all, you've got a good thing going being applauded by mindless twits. 295 00:28:34,544 --> 00:28:36,632 Really? Now? 296 00:28:36,712 --> 00:28:38,384 Good a time as ever, I reckon. 297 00:28:38,464 --> 00:28:41,654 - I'll teach you to talk back. - No! 298 00:28:42,284 --> 00:28:45,741 The magic I perform brings people happiness. 299 00:28:45,821 --> 00:28:48,011 You sure it's not the two drink minimum, love? 300 00:28:48,091 --> 00:28:49,779 You're such a pessimist. 301 00:28:49,859 --> 00:28:52,343 Wrong. I expect the worst, 302 00:28:52,423 --> 00:28:56,284 so I prepare for the worst, and when the worst happens, I'm ready. 303 00:28:56,364 --> 00:28:59,521 But my outlook doesn't alter the reality of the world. 304 00:28:59,601 --> 00:29:02,591 - Steven, stop! - Leave me alone! 305 00:29:02,871 --> 00:29:05,194 Another precious moment. 306 00:29:05,274 --> 00:29:07,429 There was joy, too. 307 00:29:07,509 --> 00:29:09,813 His madness swept it away. 308 00:29:49,384 --> 00:29:51,388 Who dropped the bed pan? 309 00:30:25,421 --> 00:30:28,144 This is it. This was the morning of his madness. 310 00:30:28,224 --> 00:30:31,613 - What do you think will set him off? - My guess is the Sudoku. 311 00:30:31,693 --> 00:30:34,083 He's got two 9s in the same row. 312 00:30:34,163 --> 00:30:35,832 John. 313 00:30:45,373 --> 00:30:48,363 Run! Run! Run! 314 00:30:48,843 --> 00:30:51,748 Run! Let's get out of here! 315 00:30:56,218 --> 00:30:59,456 Come on, fellow. Eat a piece of fruit? 316 00:32:08,892 --> 00:32:10,727 Here it is. 317 00:32:18,067 --> 00:32:20,071 We've got to get out of here. 318 00:32:21,736 --> 00:32:23,593 One more second. 319 00:32:25,842 --> 00:32:27,779 Now, John. There's no time. 320 00:32:34,517 --> 00:32:36,387 Got it. 321 00:33:00,808 --> 00:33:04,433 - Shit's really hit the fan. - You had to go there, Boston. 322 00:33:05,013 --> 00:33:07,017 Let's get the hell out of here. 323 00:33:17,159 --> 00:33:19,881 - I don't recognize it. - Me, neither. 324 00:33:19,961 --> 00:33:22,651 But if there's a person alive who can, it's Ritchie. 325 00:33:22,731 --> 00:33:25,653 Are you forgetting when you made your friend despise you? 326 00:33:25,733 --> 00:33:28,272 This is too bloody important for hurt feelings. 327 00:33:34,777 --> 00:33:37,533 - Constantine. - Bollocks. 328 00:33:37,913 --> 00:33:40,617 You've arrived in time to witness my... 329 00:33:42,217 --> 00:33:44,054 Ritchie! 330 00:33:47,790 --> 00:33:49,545 Get back, you bastards! 331 00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:51,895 John, help Ritchie. 332 00:33:54,295 --> 00:33:55,900 Take that! Boom! 333 00:33:56,098 --> 00:34:00,003 - No pulse. - We know! We know! Come on! 334 00:34:15,417 --> 00:34:16,540 Why? 335 00:34:21,823 --> 00:34:24,212 I see you have a few tricks of your own? 336 00:34:24,292 --> 00:34:26,563 Not everything requires magic. 337 00:34:42,644 --> 00:34:45,133 Make sure he sees that right when he wakes up. 338 00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:46,983 If he wakes. 339 00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:53,876 We need to talk, you and I, but if you try and summon Etrigan, 340 00:34:53,956 --> 00:34:57,681 I'll fill your lungs with bile before the first verse is done. 341 00:34:57,761 --> 00:34:58,967 Savvy? 342 00:35:06,635 --> 00:35:09,023 The situation was not how it seemed. 343 00:35:09,103 --> 00:35:13,077 The apartment was like that when I arrived. Richard as well. 344 00:35:13,157 --> 00:35:16,665 - Come on! You were all over him. - I was attempting to help. 345 00:35:16,745 --> 00:35:20,151 When you burst in, I knew I'd get blamed, so I ran. 346 00:35:20,231 --> 00:35:23,739 - Do you believe him? - Jason's not the murdery type. 347 00:35:23,819 --> 00:35:27,577 He's chock full of honor, loyalty, and rubbish of that sort. 348 00:35:27,657 --> 00:35:30,060 Then tell us why you were there. 349 00:35:31,109 --> 00:35:34,833 Richard is known as a collector of the arcane and supernatural. 350 00:35:34,913 --> 00:35:39,205 I wanted to see if he had something that could gain me access to this place. 351 00:35:39,435 --> 00:35:41,739 Why would you wanna break in here? 352 00:35:42,939 --> 00:35:44,394 For this. 353 00:35:44,474 --> 00:35:48,914 The single most powerful conduit of evil in the history of the world. 354 00:35:48,994 --> 00:35:51,651 He named it the Dreamstone. 355 00:35:52,081 --> 00:35:55,018 But it's really the stuff of nightmares. 356 00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:00,342 I was a young knight, green as grass. 357 00:36:00,422 --> 00:36:04,379 With visions of battle-won glory dancing in my head. 358 00:36:04,459 --> 00:36:08,900 Needless to say, these were dispelled thoroughly. 359 00:36:10,165 --> 00:36:12,418 He called himself Destiny, 360 00:36:12,918 --> 00:36:16,359 but Merlin told us he was a man of science one time, 361 00:36:16,439 --> 00:36:18,474 before he went insane. 362 00:36:18,674 --> 00:36:22,764 Destiny forged the Dreamstone with black magic and his soul. 363 00:36:22,844 --> 00:36:26,535 He used it to subject people to their most terrifying nightmares 364 00:36:26,615 --> 00:36:29,087 and then feed off their torment. 365 00:37:40,688 --> 00:37:44,195 It was actually the demon Etrigan who won the day. 366 00:37:46,629 --> 00:37:51,786 To battle, Etrigan. Should you succeed, I will release you of your bond to me. 367 00:37:52,216 --> 00:37:54,739 If freedom is what's up for trade, 368 00:37:54,819 --> 00:37:58,091 then Destiny's as good as slayed. 369 00:38:32,073 --> 00:38:35,548 You haven't won, Merlin. This isn't over. 370 00:38:35,628 --> 00:38:37,831 I swear it. 371 00:38:49,291 --> 00:38:51,914 Release me, Merlin, from your care. 372 00:38:51,994 --> 00:38:55,668 My duty's done. 'Tis only fair. 373 00:38:55,748 --> 00:38:59,885 I'm afraid that's not possible, friend Demon. 374 00:39:05,740 --> 00:39:09,298 I apologize to both you and Jason Blood, 375 00:39:09,378 --> 00:39:13,851 but your future portends a shared destiny. 376 00:39:16,351 --> 00:39:21,277 Caught now, imprisoned in the form of man. 377 00:39:21,889 --> 00:39:25,828 I fix the demon, Etrigan. 378 00:39:37,339 --> 00:39:42,008 It was also the beginning of my eternal life sentence with Etrigan. 379 00:39:46,948 --> 00:39:48,904 I didn't think you'd give it up willingly, 380 00:39:48,984 --> 00:39:54,058 and though this piece is useless without the other half, it's far from powerless. 381 00:39:54,539 --> 00:39:55,828 Safe enough where it is. 382 00:39:55,908 --> 00:39:59,979 Displayed like a tourist trinket in a Karachi bazaar? 383 00:40:01,396 --> 00:40:02,696 Neat, isn't it? 384 00:40:02,776 --> 00:40:06,713 The House keeps my valuables out of phase, so they don't go wondering off. 385 00:40:06,793 --> 00:40:09,405 But, still, the timing of the Stone's appearance and its power 386 00:40:09,485 --> 00:40:12,160 indicates that it's somehow involved with these crimes. 387 00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:16,017 Which is why it stays here, where only I can get to it. 388 00:40:16,227 --> 00:40:18,406 I think me, them, and everyone else who knows you 389 00:40:18,486 --> 00:40:20,617 might want it to be somewhere else. 390 00:40:21,782 --> 00:40:24,587 Your friend is awake. 391 00:40:26,621 --> 00:40:29,927 Ritchie, who was it? Who did this to you? 392 00:40:30,242 --> 00:40:32,051 Faust. 393 00:40:32,361 --> 00:40:35,466 Felix Faust. You sure? 394 00:40:49,177 --> 00:40:50,882 There you are, you old bastard. 395 00:40:50,962 --> 00:40:55,837 I give you wizard and asshole extraordinaire, Felix Faust. 396 00:40:55,917 --> 00:41:00,190 Hell, I should have put it together. Conjuring a whirlwind is just his style. 397 00:41:02,356 --> 00:41:05,848 The League had a run-in with Faust, but his location isn't in our database. 398 00:41:06,128 --> 00:41:10,619 Yeah, wizards don't make a habit of signing up for credit cards or social media. 399 00:41:10,699 --> 00:41:12,965 His grandly named Observatory of the Cosmos 400 00:41:13,045 --> 00:41:16,607 is hidden from the likes of you and Superman, but not from me. 401 00:41:20,308 --> 00:41:22,345 Felix Faust. 402 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,046 - What's happening? - If this were a computer, 403 00:41:35,126 --> 00:41:36,760 I'd say it's frozen. 404 00:41:37,459 --> 00:41:38,846 Cheers. 405 00:41:38,926 --> 00:41:43,251 Felix Faust would take precautions against locator spells. 406 00:41:43,331 --> 00:41:44,887 There's another way, 407 00:41:44,967 --> 00:41:49,425 but it involves asking a favor of someone that I don't have the best relationship with. 408 00:41:49,505 --> 00:41:52,527 Someone else dislikes you? Shocking. 409 00:41:52,807 --> 00:41:55,297 Your friend slips from the mortal plane. 410 00:41:55,377 --> 00:41:58,934 - John... - Keep him alive and safe. Understand? 411 00:41:59,014 --> 00:42:00,869 That is not my purpose. 412 00:42:00,949 --> 00:42:04,172 I don't give a flying shag what you think your bloody purpose is. 413 00:42:04,252 --> 00:42:07,157 I order you to help him any and every way you're able. 414 00:42:10,893 --> 00:42:12,663 Let's go. 415 00:42:15,764 --> 00:42:17,853 All right, I'll ask. 416 00:42:17,933 --> 00:42:21,222 Why are we in the middle of a godforsaken swamp? 417 00:42:21,302 --> 00:42:24,993 It's a favorite hidey hole of one Alec Holland, 418 00:42:25,073 --> 00:42:28,829 whose corpse was taken to be the most recent Avatar of the Green. 419 00:42:28,909 --> 00:42:30,999 Bet you won't find that on your bloody cell phone. 420 00:42:31,079 --> 00:42:34,380 Our data's more factual. Alec Holland was murdered by terrorists. 421 00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:37,339 His body was never recovered. End of story. 422 00:42:37,419 --> 00:42:39,223 Not quite. 423 00:42:42,824 --> 00:42:46,497 Go away! 424 00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,361 Swamp Thing! 425 00:42:59,441 --> 00:43:03,848 I know you're seeing this. Get out here, or the posies get it! 426 00:43:16,424 --> 00:43:19,296 John Constantine. 427 00:43:20,429 --> 00:43:23,867 You dare threaten the green. 428 00:43:29,770 --> 00:43:32,394 Dude, your social skills are horrendous. 429 00:43:33,174 --> 00:43:37,416 Please, we aren't here to harm any plants, but our need is urgent. 430 00:43:37,496 --> 00:43:40,887 Don't let your feelings for John stop you from doing what's right. 431 00:43:44,786 --> 00:43:47,708 You have a garden. 432 00:43:47,788 --> 00:43:51,172 Yes, I find it relaxing, 433 00:43:51,252 --> 00:43:53,647 and I water it every week. 434 00:43:53,895 --> 00:43:58,452 We need to find a man, a wizard named Felix Faust. 435 00:43:58,532 --> 00:44:03,123 A single human among your teeming masses. 436 00:44:03,203 --> 00:44:08,111 I only know John Constantine because he enrages me. 437 00:44:12,214 --> 00:44:14,970 Faust lives in an observatory which is invisible. 438 00:44:15,050 --> 00:44:18,874 It's a place where dark magic would infect the earth below it. 439 00:44:19,454 --> 00:44:24,461 I will take you there so you are no longer here. 440 00:44:38,406 --> 00:44:42,212 The place you seek is there. 441 00:44:54,790 --> 00:44:57,193 That place is heavily warded. 442 00:45:01,212 --> 00:45:04,902 I know we've had our differences, but we could really use your help. 443 00:45:04,982 --> 00:45:09,123 If we don't get a handle on this rotter, he'll threaten all of humanity. 444 00:45:10,105 --> 00:45:12,061 What of it? 445 00:45:12,641 --> 00:45:15,880 You were once human, just like me. 446 00:45:17,679 --> 00:45:19,467 No longer. 447 00:45:19,547 --> 00:45:22,836 Perhaps his actions are a kind of justice, 448 00:45:23,316 --> 00:45:28,358 for who destroys more of the green than your kind? 449 00:45:33,828 --> 00:45:36,419 And Swamp Thing has left the building. 450 00:45:36,499 --> 00:45:39,735 - Guess we do it the hard way. - Or not. 451 00:45:39,815 --> 00:45:43,265 Gone, gone, the form of man. 452 00:45:43,405 --> 00:45:47,444 Arise the demon Etrigan! 453 00:46:09,932 --> 00:46:11,702 What... 454 00:46:14,468 --> 00:46:19,260 - Who dares? - I, Etrigan, bring down this house 455 00:46:19,340 --> 00:46:22,279 and build a tomb for Felix Faust! 456 00:46:27,882 --> 00:46:30,371 As if I would stoop to brawling with a demon. 457 00:46:30,451 --> 00:46:32,889 Fight others of your filthy kind. 458 00:46:43,931 --> 00:46:48,354 From hell though we may be, it does not make us family! 459 00:47:08,890 --> 00:47:11,313 Do you like what I've done with the place? 460 00:47:11,393 --> 00:47:14,431 No woman can speak in my sanctum sanctorum. 461 00:47:14,511 --> 00:47:19,017 I conjured it just for you and, of course, men everywhere. 462 00:47:32,246 --> 00:47:36,659 As a fellow showman, this is no way to treat your guests. Now, settle down! 463 00:47:44,592 --> 00:47:47,949 Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. 464 00:47:49,229 --> 00:47:52,434 Not everything can be solved with your peashooter. 465 00:47:56,171 --> 00:48:01,679 Just because you're dead doesn't mean you're beyond my retribution. 466 00:48:14,322 --> 00:48:15,798 Is that it? 467 00:48:15,878 --> 00:48:20,763 Well, it's off to the old magicians home for you, mate. Pudding night is Thursday. 468 00:48:30,772 --> 00:48:35,563 Try that fireball once more, Constantine. I'd love to see you cook your own goose. 469 00:48:35,643 --> 00:48:37,466 Let me... 470 00:48:57,498 --> 00:48:59,599 I take it back. That thing is useful. 471 00:49:41,074 --> 00:49:43,364 Zatanna, where are you, darling? 472 00:49:43,444 --> 00:49:46,234 I know you can't speak, but give me a wave. 473 00:49:46,314 --> 00:49:49,119 You're the only one here that's really a threat. 474 00:49:56,090 --> 00:49:59,996 There you are. This will sting a bit. 475 00:50:22,482 --> 00:50:28,290 Stored magic? Really? It's the TV dinner of spell casting, dear. 476 00:50:30,891 --> 00:50:33,796 Here's what real magic looks like. 477 00:51:09,329 --> 00:51:10,766 Z! 478 00:51:48,068 --> 00:51:50,639 Z, are you daft? Stop! 479 00:51:52,507 --> 00:51:54,728 I will kill you, woman! 480 00:52:25,940 --> 00:52:27,464 Z, don't! 481 00:52:30,644 --> 00:52:34,102 Don't kill him. You can't. 482 00:52:34,182 --> 00:52:35,686 Out of my way, John. 483 00:52:35,766 --> 00:52:39,537 If no blood is spilled, your soul is in the clear. 484 00:52:48,629 --> 00:52:51,685 Get control, Z, just like I taught you. 485 00:52:51,765 --> 00:52:55,672 Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy. Deep breaths. 486 00:52:56,503 --> 00:52:58,341 Let it go, love. 487 00:53:19,793 --> 00:53:22,451 Do you see why I can't do what you do? 488 00:53:22,931 --> 00:53:27,221 You lost control is all. Happens to the best of us. 489 00:53:27,301 --> 00:53:29,605 You've seen me in action, right? 490 00:53:31,070 --> 00:53:34,077 Yeah, once or twice. 491 00:53:35,210 --> 00:53:41,383 Why are you here? I haven't done anything to warrant this kind of response. 492 00:53:43,017 --> 00:53:45,005 This yours? 493 00:53:45,085 --> 00:53:46,627 I don't know. Maybe. 494 00:53:46,707 --> 00:53:50,378 I have several hundred rings of varying design and properties. 495 00:53:50,808 --> 00:53:52,447 It isn't him. 496 00:53:52,527 --> 00:53:55,917 Felix Faust isn't the one behind the nightmare crimes. 497 00:53:55,997 --> 00:53:59,954 He summoned our old poker buddies in their more massive forms. 498 00:54:00,034 --> 00:54:01,555 The hell does it all mean? 499 00:54:01,635 --> 00:54:05,309 It means Felix Faust had access to the artifact whenever he wanted. 500 00:54:05,589 --> 00:54:07,746 What artifact? 501 00:54:07,926 --> 00:54:09,882 Well, we're back to square one, then. 502 00:54:09,962 --> 00:54:14,069 Unfortunately, no. We were sent here by your friend, remember? 503 00:54:14,149 --> 00:54:17,821 - But Ritchie's dying. - Is he? 504 00:54:41,542 --> 00:54:45,882 Boy, boy. I think I got closer to death than I planned. 505 00:54:48,479 --> 00:54:49,997 Bad girl. 506 00:54:50,077 --> 00:54:54,542 See, now, you were told to do everything to help me by the master of the House, 507 00:54:54,622 --> 00:54:57,594 and that does not include punching. 508 00:54:59,293 --> 00:55:01,698 Bring me to the main room. 509 00:55:06,533 --> 00:55:09,238 I'll take it from here, beautiful. 510 00:55:11,306 --> 00:55:13,394 But I need you out of my hair for now, 511 00:55:13,474 --> 00:55:17,413 so why don't you just go for a little walk? 512 00:55:46,741 --> 00:55:50,042 Yeah! That's the stuff. 513 00:55:59,052 --> 00:56:00,408 Why aren't we inside? 514 00:56:00,488 --> 00:56:04,112 Because Ritchie's bloody well taken control of the House. 515 00:56:04,192 --> 00:56:08,598 This is what you get for having mates. Boston, can you get inside? 516 00:56:14,201 --> 00:56:16,090 That would be a no. 517 00:56:16,970 --> 00:56:20,909 Ritchie, you're gonna listen to me whether you like it or not. 518 00:56:23,109 --> 00:56:25,080 Open the door. 519 00:56:25,913 --> 00:56:28,017 Do you hear? Open it! 520 00:56:36,022 --> 00:56:38,226 Too late, Johnny Boy. 521 00:56:52,874 --> 00:56:54,296 Ritchie, please! 522 00:56:54,576 --> 00:56:57,215 Stop while there's still time to save your soul. 523 00:56:57,295 --> 00:57:01,001 Says the man who skates away from everything. 524 00:57:01,081 --> 00:57:02,536 Since you got me infected, 525 00:57:02,616 --> 00:57:07,541 I've looked all around the world for a cure and I've finally found it. 526 00:57:07,721 --> 00:57:11,478 A small piece of the Dreamstone. It's sentient. 527 00:57:11,558 --> 00:57:15,917 It told me how to get the Demons Three to bring the rest of it to Earth. 528 00:57:16,597 --> 00:57:20,120 It would've been so easy to take it from them. 529 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:24,525 Of course, rock star Johnny screwed everything sideways. 530 00:57:25,005 --> 00:57:29,863 So we had to frame Faust and get you to bring me here. 531 00:57:29,943 --> 00:57:33,901 Now I'm immortal and supercharged! 532 00:57:33,981 --> 00:57:37,805 You've been played for a sap. The Stone isn't sentient. 533 00:57:37,885 --> 00:57:41,476 What's left of Destiny's soul was whispering sweet nothings in your ear, 534 00:57:41,556 --> 00:57:45,880 getting you to commit atrocities to gain power and make his move. 535 00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:48,149 You're just pissed 'cause I won. 536 00:57:48,429 --> 00:57:50,600 I wish that were the case. 537 00:57:51,732 --> 00:57:53,735 This can't be right. 538 00:57:56,002 --> 00:57:57,638 No! 539 00:58:00,940 --> 00:58:03,613 Wait! Wait! We... we had a deal! 540 00:58:05,647 --> 00:58:07,650 We had a deal! 541 00:58:18,792 --> 00:58:21,596 Five hundred years, I've waited. 542 00:58:23,197 --> 00:58:25,568 Five hundred years, I've planned. 543 00:58:27,634 --> 00:58:30,924 Really? I guess 500 must be the new 300. 544 00:58:31,004 --> 00:58:33,695 What say we share your beauty secrets over a pint? 545 00:58:33,775 --> 00:58:37,112 A god does not prattle with mortals. 546 00:58:56,397 --> 00:59:00,088 - She gonna be okay? - I... I don't know. 547 00:59:00,668 --> 00:59:03,190 The amount of magic she's used, 548 00:59:03,270 --> 00:59:05,674 sometimes you don't recover. 549 00:59:10,677 --> 00:59:12,866 I should have never led her back. 550 00:59:12,946 --> 00:59:14,601 Selfish bastard, I am. 551 00:59:14,681 --> 00:59:18,284 You've done what you can for now, but we have to stop Destiny, 552 00:59:18,364 --> 00:59:20,474 or everyone's at risk. 553 00:59:20,554 --> 00:59:25,478 He's right. He'll have this city by midnight, the Eastern Seaboard by dawn. 554 00:59:25,558 --> 00:59:29,016 Then, what's to stop him? He'll be a god. 555 00:59:29,096 --> 00:59:31,804 We don't need another one of those mucking about. 556 00:59:32,199 --> 00:59:34,069 All right. 557 01:00:13,441 --> 01:00:15,062 Get 'em! 558 01:00:15,342 --> 01:00:18,231 They're everywhere! Everywhere! 559 01:00:18,311 --> 01:00:20,134 Yes. 560 01:00:20,614 --> 01:00:22,503 Yes. 561 01:00:22,583 --> 01:00:24,384 My will be done. 562 01:00:29,857 --> 01:00:33,413 Fool! How can you hope to defeat a god? 563 01:00:33,493 --> 01:00:37,351 Not only can I sense you, you cannot defeat my shield. 564 01:00:37,431 --> 01:00:40,470 Since when does God need a force shield? 565 01:00:51,846 --> 01:00:53,867 The Justice League are on their way. 566 01:00:53,947 --> 01:00:55,902 Suppose that couldn't be helped, 567 01:00:55,982 --> 01:00:59,940 but make sure they stay well away from Destiny, to not be struck mad, 568 01:01:00,020 --> 01:01:03,892 unless you want a bunch of crazed super blokes ripping apart the city. 569 01:01:07,126 --> 01:01:09,731 A little late for that, my friend. 570 01:01:25,378 --> 01:01:28,616 John, listen to me. You've been affected by magic. 571 01:01:31,052 --> 01:01:33,522 Get away to space now. 572 01:01:46,333 --> 01:01:48,255 Sorry to have to ask this, Jason. 573 01:01:48,335 --> 01:01:50,842 At least you're asking. 574 01:01:50,922 --> 01:01:53,744 Gone, gone, the form of man. 575 01:01:53,824 --> 01:01:57,348 Rise the demon Etrigan! 576 01:01:57,978 --> 01:02:01,468 So Constantine calls once more. 577 01:02:01,548 --> 01:02:04,005 Just like a greedy, wanton... 578 01:02:04,085 --> 01:02:06,074 Save the bloody rhymes, and top that git! 579 01:02:06,154 --> 01:02:08,224 Killjoy. 580 01:02:12,993 --> 01:02:16,318 I've had many years to think about you, Etrigan. 581 01:02:27,340 --> 01:02:30,041 Call this poetic justice. 582 01:02:44,624 --> 01:02:46,628 Holy crap. 583 01:02:51,898 --> 01:02:54,654 Looks like you've finally beat the curse, my boy. 584 01:02:54,734 --> 01:02:57,072 Wish it were under happier circumstances. 585 01:02:58,905 --> 01:03:01,395 - What are you doing? - Calling for help. 586 01:03:01,475 --> 01:03:04,945 I just hope he doesn't realize it's me doing the calling. 587 01:03:20,527 --> 01:03:22,917 Who dares strike at me? 588 01:03:23,247 --> 01:03:27,388 The Defender of the Green... 589 01:03:27,468 --> 01:03:30,460 Swamp Thing. 590 01:03:49,923 --> 01:03:51,593 Perfect. 591 01:04:02,802 --> 01:04:05,520 Glad to see you back on your feet, Zatanna. 592 01:04:12,813 --> 01:04:15,517 Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast. 593 01:05:03,463 --> 01:05:08,137 The so-called Guardian of the Green who secretly hopes to be human again. 594 01:05:08,869 --> 01:05:11,639 Let me dispel you of that notion. 595 01:05:28,020 --> 01:05:30,225 Back to the dirt... 596 01:05:31,257 --> 01:05:33,462 where you belong. 597 01:05:44,837 --> 01:05:48,061 He's getting more powerful by the second. What the hell are we gonna do? 598 01:05:48,141 --> 01:05:50,497 I say we go and talk to a man about a horse. 599 01:05:50,577 --> 01:05:52,617 Did you hit your head or something? You're babbling. 600 01:05:52,697 --> 01:05:55,535 A Trojan horse, Boston. Come on! 601 01:05:58,317 --> 01:06:00,789 Over here, you wanker! 602 01:06:03,289 --> 01:06:06,612 You are puny and disrespectful. 603 01:06:06,692 --> 01:06:09,330 Let me see your madness. 604 01:06:15,953 --> 01:06:18,775 Well, that's the trouble with someone like me. Been there, done that. 605 01:06:18,855 --> 01:06:22,229 I shall make you beg for death. 606 01:06:22,309 --> 01:06:24,897 Can I beg you to stop talking? 607 01:06:24,977 --> 01:06:28,035 I mean, all wizards are touched, but you, you're a full-blown nutter. 608 01:06:28,115 --> 01:06:32,005 I will tear your soul apart. 609 01:06:32,085 --> 01:06:34,641 And what happened to not prattling with mortals? 610 01:06:34,721 --> 01:06:37,793 You chatter like my grandma at a book club. 611 01:06:38,726 --> 01:06:40,646 Now, Boston! 612 01:06:40,726 --> 01:06:43,001 Trick or treat, freak! 613 01:07:02,114 --> 01:07:05,420 Is that a sword in your chest, or are you just glad to see me? 614 01:07:06,453 --> 01:07:08,542 Merlin sends his regards. 615 01:07:09,570 --> 01:07:12,361 And by the way, you lose. 616 01:07:33,380 --> 01:07:35,617 I don't think so. 617 01:07:53,868 --> 01:07:57,222 Johnny, I was... I was under a compulsion. 618 01:07:57,302 --> 01:08:01,896 You've got to save me. You owe me. You owe me! 619 01:08:02,076 --> 01:08:06,849 Sorry, mate. Can't take the chance that Destiny is still pulling your strings. 620 01:08:08,214 --> 01:08:11,222 John, please! Help me! 621 01:08:18,125 --> 01:08:21,181 Help me, you bastard! 622 01:08:21,661 --> 01:08:23,900 Help me! 623 01:08:25,464 --> 01:08:27,687 That was unpleasant. 624 01:08:28,167 --> 01:08:30,190 What the hell did I miss? 625 01:08:30,270 --> 01:08:33,143 Z, you're okay. I thought... 626 01:08:33,223 --> 01:08:36,428 My head feels like the morning after Brixton. 627 01:08:37,610 --> 01:08:39,848 Surely not that bad. 628 01:08:40,713 --> 01:08:44,605 So Merlin's spell hath ended. 629 01:08:44,685 --> 01:08:46,640 It would seem so. 630 01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:50,592 Though it's a "good news, bad news" sort of thing. 631 01:09:01,668 --> 01:09:04,690 - What's going on? - Yeah. He wasn't wounded. 632 01:09:04,770 --> 01:09:09,277 Unless I miss my guess, that happened on the day he was bound to Etrigan. 633 01:09:10,910 --> 01:09:13,166 And now that I'm not... 634 01:09:13,246 --> 01:09:15,836 I'm truly sorry, Jason. 635 01:09:15,916 --> 01:09:19,955 Don't be. It's a welcome end. 636 01:09:31,465 --> 01:09:35,856 For 500 years, he and I have been bound. 637 01:09:35,936 --> 01:09:40,292 A demon from hell, a knight of renown. 638 01:09:40,372 --> 01:09:44,130 Though we were cursed to be slaves to each other, 639 01:09:44,210 --> 01:09:48,402 I know of no man I'd want more for a brother. 640 01:09:48,482 --> 01:09:50,759 Farewell, mortal. 641 01:10:05,931 --> 01:10:08,322 You couldn't have picked a better place. 642 01:10:08,602 --> 01:10:11,157 The village where he was born was over there. 643 01:10:11,237 --> 01:10:13,608 Too bad it took this to get him home. 644 01:10:15,075 --> 01:10:18,280 Batman asked me to be in the Justice League. 645 01:10:18,662 --> 01:10:19,816 And you're considering it? 646 01:10:19,896 --> 01:10:22,903 I visited their headquarters a few days ago. 647 01:10:22,983 --> 01:10:25,671 It's interesting, and like you said, 648 01:10:25,751 --> 01:10:28,208 maybe it's time to make a difference. 649 01:10:28,688 --> 01:10:30,546 Listening to me now? 650 01:10:30,856 --> 01:10:33,027 They want you, too. 651 01:10:34,662 --> 01:10:37,966 Good one, Z. Too right, they do. 652 01:10:40,566 --> 01:10:42,699 You have got to be bloody kidding. 653 01:10:42,779 --> 01:10:45,493 No way. Batty would go mental. 654 01:10:45,573 --> 01:10:47,678 He was the one who asked, 655 01:10:47,758 --> 01:10:50,662 and I told him that's what you'd say. 656 01:10:53,045 --> 01:10:54,882 Be safe, John. 657 01:11:07,961 --> 01:11:10,283 Now, hold on. Hold on. 658 01:11:10,363 --> 01:11:12,318 Maybe I've been a bit rash. 659 01:11:12,398 --> 01:11:14,803 Could you tell me more over a drink? 660 01:11:15,836 --> 01:11:18,624 We could rechristen the House, as it were. 661 01:11:19,071 --> 01:11:22,607 - A drink? - Yeah, a drink. 662 01:11:26,112 --> 01:11:30,169 Don't think this is gonna turn into some sort of Manchester weekend. 663 01:11:30,249 --> 01:11:32,639 Get that out of your head. 664 01:11:32,919 --> 01:11:35,609 We could have a Trewhiddle Tuesday. 665 01:11:36,489 --> 01:11:40,495 - No, definitely not. - Well, let's mark that as a maybe. 666 01:11:58,845 --> 01:12:02,317 Now, that's what I call making yourself useful, love.