0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 1 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,695 [whispers] He's taking a shit. 2 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:30,864 -Right now. -Not gonna rap for a guy taking a shit. 3 00:00:32,657 --> 00:00:34,117 -Rahmel, sir? -Shut the fuck up! 4 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:37,120 I understand this is a bit unorthodox, but my guy OH! here 5 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:39,914 is the hottest rapper in the streets without a record deal. 6 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:44,335 So, hold on to that seat, 'cause he's about to drop some shit for you. 7 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:45,670 Really? 8 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:48,006 [phone rings] 9 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:50,050 [OH! clears throat] 10 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:53,011 ♪Hello, it's young OH! How you doing? Hi♪ 11 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:55,680 ♪I like all real shit in front of me And all bullshit aside♪ 12 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,099 ♪I been sick with it my whole life And I ain't even die♪ ♪Nigga, I ain't sleep in three weeks And I ain't even tired♪ 13 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,812 ♪Yo, wrote 100,000 raps And never had to lie♪ 14 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,732 ♪I watched Passion of the Christ twice And I ain't even cry♪ 15 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:07,233 ♪Okay, well, maybe that one time♪ 16 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,652 ♪But everybody gets to be A little bitch sometimes♪ 17 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,029 ♪I've been wasting dumb time♪ 18 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:13,198 ♪But I take a breath and remember I need a chill pill♪ 19 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:15,825 ♪My trying to make it OCD is kicking in for real real♪ 20 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,078 ♪It's like Armageddon in my head The fear of missing out♪ 21 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:20,580 ♪The way that I be getting, nigga I be stressing sitting down♪ 22 00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:23,792 ♪Yo, so I'll call Father Time, like "Uh, when is it my time?♪ 23 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:26,252 ♪You think you can shed A tiny little ounce of limelight?♪ 24 00:01:26,377 --> 00:01:28,922 ♪I mean, what, do I fucking suck? Do I not rhyme tight?♪ 25 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:31,424 ♪Do I need to sell myself with selfies On my timeline?♪ 26 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:32,801 ♪While I'm worried about this♪ 27 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:35,512 ♪I done missed about 20,000 calls From my moms♪ 28 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,473 ♪So, I sent her a text Like, "Don't trip, Mama♪ 29 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:41,059 ♪I'm gonna hit you back once I'm on I'm wrong"♪ 30 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:43,520 [whispers] Happy? 31 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:45,688 [toilet flushes] 32 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,401 -That the flush of a record deal, Rahmel? -Ha! 33 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:51,820 Rahmel is in LA. 34 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:54,364 That's his intern, Bernard. 35 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:56,783 Yo, Bernie, pick that up! 36 00:01:58,034 --> 00:02:00,245 You could have said something, Bernie. 37 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,413 Why would I do that? That was actually hot. 38 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:03,623 I fucks with OH! 39 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,500 After you wash, my G. 40 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:08,670 Bernard, please tell Rahmel to come see OH! this Thursday 41 00:02:08,753 --> 00:02:12,132 at Charlamagne's Up Next MC Showcase. Sure to be lit as tits. 42 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,300 "Lit as tits." 43 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:18,429 A basement full of broke-ass SoundCloud rappers and zero bitches 44 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:19,848 is gonna be "lit as tits"? 45 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:22,767 I mean, no offense, man, you're nice, but that sounds horrible. 46 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,602 Okay. No, that's one way of looking at it. 47 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:27,021 But another is, what could be more lit than showing your boss 48 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:29,524 you discovered the next 21 Savage 49 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:32,068 and then possibly getting a producer credit on the album? 50 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,069 You gangsta? Mm-hmm. 51 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:36,322 You in that murder gang shit? Slaughter gang shit? 52 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:37,574 -Not really. -You hard? 53 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:39,159 You shoot somebody's mom before? 54 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:41,911 Dude, just shoot my mom. She's a total fucking bitch. 55 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,623 I'll tell you this. Why don't y'all change that producer credit 56 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,375 to an executive producer credit 57 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:49,878 and I'll make sure Rahmel is front row center on Thursday. 58 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:50,795 Done. 59 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:52,922 -All right. -All right. 60 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,257 -I'll see y'all. -See ya. 61 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:56,551 Wait, who let y'all in here? 62 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,012 Shit... 63 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:02,682 -The higher-ups. -Security. The higher-ups. 64 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:04,684 Can I ask you a question? 65 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:07,437 Bro, I do not know if my sister is dating anybody, okay? 66 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,771 She's post-feminist, 67 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,649 which I'm now realizing just means she fucks a lot. 68 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:14,194 Okay. Not really about your sister. 69 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:15,236 For once. 70 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:20,366 Do you think I actually have the talent to do this shit for real? 71 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:21,326 Seriously? 72 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:23,745 Okay, I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response. 73 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:24,913 What's missing then? 74 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:27,248 'Cause we've been going hard for like three years, 75 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:30,376 shooting music videos, doing every MC battle... 76 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:33,546 ...open mic night, and fucking podcast we can possibly find. 77 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:36,799 We've dropped not one, not two, not three, but four mixtapes. 78 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,260 Four. Nobody does that, not even Future. 79 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:43,765 -Fifth one's gonna be the one, my guy. -I have 7,402 Instagram followers. 80 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:45,350 I don't even have a fucking K. 81 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:48,061 You know how embarrassing that is as a rapper to not have a K? 82 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:51,064 My mom's meatloaf fan page has a K, and that shit's on private. 83 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:53,900 Owen, the genius thing we did was never give up. 84 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:55,443 C'mon, who said that? 85 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:57,695 You really gotta chill with the motivational memes, bro. 86 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:58,863 Jay-Z said that. 87 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,573 So, if you're not gonna listen to me, 88 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:03,201 listen to the guy that gets to put his D in B on the reg, 89 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:05,036 all because he never gave up. 90 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,997 Even when every record label passed on Hova God. 91 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:10,959 My pops mentioned enlisting again last night. 92 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:12,835 [train horn wails] 93 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:16,923 I still go Kendrick, Cole, Rocky, 94 00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:19,842 Chance, Pusha T. 95 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,554 How are you not on your own top five list of lyricists? 96 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,348 Because I have ears. 97 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:28,851 My top five goes OH! number one always, okay? 98 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:33,106 Then you have Quavo, Lil Uzi, Lil Wayne, Lil Pump. 99 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:34,816 Okay, that's a lot of littles. 100 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:37,527 Kids don't know shit about real hip hop, yo. 101 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,154 What about the god Rakim? 102 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:42,824 -Is he on Spotify? -Sir, how do you spell Rakim? 103 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:44,409 You kidding me? He's an icon. 104 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:48,496 ♪I came in the door I said it before♪ 105 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:50,748 ♪I never let the mic Magnetize me no more♪ 106 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,751 ♪But he's biting me, fighting me Inviting me to rhyme♪ 107 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:56,796 ♪I can't hold it back, I'm lookin' for the line♪ 108 00:04:56,879 --> 00:05:01,092 ♪Taking off my coat, clearing my throat The rhymes will be kicking in♪ 109 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:02,176 ♪Until I hit my last note♪ 110 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:05,596 All right, so y'all not total fuck boys after all. 111 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,015 No, sir. No, we're not. 112 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:09,017 Well, then, why is your man dressed like it? 113 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:10,560 My outfit is fire. 114 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:14,230 Your outfit is wow corny, son. Who you trying to be? 115 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,356 Myself. 116 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:17,650 With a hint of the Migos. 117 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:19,986 Is it too much, Migos? 118 00:05:20,069 --> 00:05:21,529 -Way too much Migos. -Listen. 119 00:05:21,612 --> 00:05:24,699 The culture is dying and y'all are the future. 120 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:26,492 Do me a favor. 121 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:28,828 Don't fuck up the future. 122 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:31,539 Oh, we're gonna fuck up the future. 123 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:34,042 No, but like in a good way. 124 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,711 Like how Future fucks up some commas, you know? 125 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:37,920 Right? 126 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:49,307 Damn. 127 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:52,143 Dude, have I told you how fucking little 128 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:53,978 I'm gonna miss these bitches from high school 129 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:57,065 when you and I are on that main festival stage just crushing the game? 130 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:58,733 -Six-thousand times. -Yeah. 131 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:06,908 We gotta think of some other shit. 132 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:08,659 -This is weird. -You don't like it? 133 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:11,204 We'll scrap it. I'm gonna home, gonna workshop some shit, 134 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:13,456 and then I'm gonna send you some options, okay? -Think of something. -I will. I promise. 135 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,377 -All right, fam. -All right, man. 136 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:18,503 I love you! 137 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:19,796 Don't say that out loud. 138 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,814 Don't worry, Owen. You're fine. 139 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,984 Jeffrey, your friend walked in on me again. 140 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:47,573 His name is Carlos, he's Dominican, and I like it 'cause-- 141 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,117 Hey, Alicia. 142 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,284 Hi, Owen. 143 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:57,625 I'm sorry to interrupt, but I got a show next week in the city 144 00:06:57,708 --> 00:07:00,753 and I wanted to see, like, if you weren't doing anything, 145 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:04,006 if you wanted to like, come by, if you're not busy. 146 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,259 Even though you're probably like hella busy. 147 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:09,804 Owen is a rapper and my little brother is his manager. 148 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:11,055 Oh, cute. 149 00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:14,809 Yeah. So, it's this Thursday, 150 00:07:14,892 --> 00:07:17,103 and, Dad, it's gonna be the biggest show of our career. 151 00:07:17,186 --> 00:07:18,646 Like, it's gonna be lit up in there. 152 00:07:19,063 --> 00:07:22,733 A lot of cool people are gonna be there. Remember that guy, Ski Mask the Slump God? 153 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,819 Yeah? I played you his music and you were like, 154 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:27,405 "Is this really the music you kids listen to nowadays?" 155 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:30,950 I mean, it would be super tight if you came to support us. 156 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:35,621 You're not gonna have time to play rap manager at Harvard next year 157 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:38,791 with your pre-law course load, plus your internship 158 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:42,753 at Slowski Scheinbaum Saperstein Selquwitz and Mascarpone. 159 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,214 Fuck my life. 160 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,053 What does this idiot want? 161 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:53,764 Hey, big guy! 162 00:07:54,223 --> 00:07:56,100 Yeah, I was just thinking about you. 163 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,102 How was Napa? 164 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:12,158 You ready? Wanna run some lines or something? 165 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:14,368 No, I'm good. I got my lines already. 166 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:17,288 You look nervous. Now, remember how we talked about confidence, right? 167 00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:18,539 -Confidence. -Thanks. 168 00:08:18,956 --> 00:08:21,250 Yo, this place is actually full. 169 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,420 You ready to kill tonight, my guy? 170 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:25,421 -Yeah. -Good. 171 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,298 Your sister out there? 172 00:08:27,381 --> 00:08:29,467 Would you stop thinking about my sister for one second? 173 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:31,719 -She's never gonna fuck you. I'm sorry. -Hey! 174 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:32,637 I'm sorry, Sarge, 175 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,389 but tonight is not the time to be focusing on trivial things 176 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:36,557 like my sister's punanjo. 177 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,684 Tonight's about fate, it's about destiny. 178 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:41,646 And, most importantly, it's about murdering that mic out there. 179 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:42,647 So, she's not here. 180 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,233 -No, she's not here. -But I'm here. 181 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:48,152 I'm gonna be on that front row waiting for you. 182 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:52,281 Thanks, Dad. Not really the same thing, but I appreciate it. 183 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:54,325 I know. I love you, boy. 184 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:57,745 -All right. -You have such a supportive father. 185 00:08:57,828 --> 00:09:00,540 Have fun out there. And smile. Smile. 186 00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:03,376 Hey, there you go. 187 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:04,794 Wow, what a guy. 188 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,046 -Yeah, he's cool. -Love him. He's great. 189 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:09,340 Yo, did you eat? Because you look a little green. 190 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,259 -I can see it in your face. -No, I'm good. 191 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:12,426 You ever had ikura? 192 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:15,596 They're like these little salty balls of goodness 193 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,431 -just exploding with flavor. -Oh, my God. 194 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:18,975 -You gotta try it. -Back that shit up. 195 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:22,144 You don't even have to eat it. Just stick your tongue out and lick a little ball. 196 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,021 Yo, pause. What is wrong with you? 197 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,731 -It's fine-- -Back the fuck up-- 198 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,609 Am I interrupting something right now? 199 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:29,652 Shit. 200 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:30,570 -Yo! -Nah! 201 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:31,904 -What's up, Bernard? -Cool, man. 202 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,990 Cool. Did you bring Rahmel with you? 203 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,576 Nah, I got someone even better. Y'all know Wiz? 204 00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:41,038 Yeah. 205 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,332 -That's Wiz Khalifa. -Yes. 206 00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:45,376 Wow, huge fan. Tight. 207 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:49,046 -You smoke? -Like... 208 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:51,716 Like, not all the time. A little bit. 209 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:54,927 If your definition of a little something is all day every day. 210 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,430 -We love weed. -Shut the fuck up. What are you doing? 211 00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,390 One pic of you chiefing a joint with Wiz Khalifa 212 00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:01,517 gets us 10,000 fans on Instagram, easy. 213 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,728 -Pass that L, Wiz. -Shut the fuck up. 214 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:06,439 -There you go. -Yeah. 215 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:08,149 Get in there. 216 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:10,901 Owen, put up a peace sign. Put up a peace sign now. 217 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,738 Now, blow a cloud. There you go. Nice. 218 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:16,699 -Awesome. Give me some. -Good luck out there, man. 219 00:10:18,075 --> 00:10:20,786 Bernard told me you pretty nice, so do your thing. 220 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:21,996 -Thanks, man. -All right. 221 00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:23,998 I know this will come as no surprise to anyone, 222 00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:26,334 but Wiz Khalifa has some incredibly strong weed. 223 00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:48,856 Thank you, everybody. Have a good night! 224 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,570 Hey, keep that energy going for Ski, y'all! 225 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,366 I don't know what he just said, but I felt it. 226 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:02,495 I don't know who wants to follow that, but I think I found somebody. 227 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,914 Make some noise for OH!, y'all! 228 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:09,001 OH!, where you at? Where you at, OH!? Where you at? 229 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,170 Okay. 230 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:16,175 -How you feeling tonight, man? You good? -Good. Yeah. 231 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:18,678 Don't make me look bad for putting you up on the stage, okay? 232 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,596 -Okay. -Okay? 'Cause you look whack. 233 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,640 You look like Klay Thompson with Down Syndrome. 234 00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:24,725 -All right. Okay, for sure. -Don't embarrass me. 235 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,018 Thanks. ♪Hey♪ 236 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,360 ♪Yo, hey♪ 237 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,071 ♪Young OH! is the one they know so well♪ 238 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:39,281 ♪Real recognize real Yo name ring no bells♪ ♪I'm finna be on these rap niggas Coattails, oh well♪ 239 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:43,411 ♪Niggas going copper, They makin' no sales♪ 240 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,621 ♪I ain't having that Music's going platinum or platinum♪ 241 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,331 ♪These niggas be thinking like Mike Jones♪ 242 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,250 ♪Somebody like me Be thinking like Mike Jackson♪ 243 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:52,169 ♪Yo, my homie Jeff Has got me dressin' like a model♪ 244 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:55,464 ♪Going full throttle, eating Chip O'Lees Fuck that, Chipot-le♪ 245 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:59,051 ♪Having itches Sending naked yitty pictures for a follow♪ 246 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:02,430 ♪Outrageous, hit the stage They lose their heads like Sleepy Hollow♪ 247 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,725 ♪Beast Coast where it's at Y-O to be exact♪ 248 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,518 ♪I know only this much of me is black♪ 249 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,729 ♪But I know the streets so well I don't need a map♪ 250 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:12,815 ♪I'm really real, I don't need to act Nigga, I got a job, I don't need to trap♪ 251 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,567 ♪Young OH!'s dope, that's something I know♪ 252 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,444 ♪So the niggas at my show Don't need to clap♪ 253 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:25,035 Yo, Wiz, this shit is strong, nigga. I'm fuckin' smacked. 254 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,037 Yo, what's-- 255 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,877 Yo, I'm fucking sorry. I didn't-- 256 00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,554 -He's having a seizure! -Not my Yeezys, bro! 257 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,391 WorldStar! 258 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,651 ...best "can't un-see it" clip of all time. 259 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:01,363 He threw up on Wiz Khalifa at Charlamagne's Up Next music showcase. 260 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,699 I guess after smoking with Wiz, he couldn't handle it. 261 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,409 He tried to be cool, tried to be down... 262 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,994 Get him outta here. This kid's washed. 263 00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:08,996 You can't rhyme and you can't smoke weed. 264 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:12,374 Motherfucker, don't smoke if you can't hold it, Seezjah Boy. 265 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,084 Everybody is calling him "Seezjah Boy." 266 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,295 You caught a fuckin' seizure, you corny motherfucker! 267 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,589 That name is completely offensive, but I have to admit, 268 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:21,091 the seizure dance they got from it is kinda funny. 269 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,593 Didn't know he was having a seizure. 270 00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:24,428 I thought he was on the floor Harlem Shaking. 271 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,056 -Is it over for this guy? -Stick a fork in him. He done. 272 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,410 You ever heard of the saying that no press is bad press? 273 00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,955 Also, when did you become Creed? 274 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,706 I'm joining the Marines. 275 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:56,335 You're a funny guy. You know that? You're funny. 276 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,711 I'm dead-ass, bro. 277 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,965 Dude, no. Don't say dead-ass when you're not actually dead-ass. 278 00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,384 That's not cool, man. It's toying with my emotions. 279 00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:05,886 I'm dead-ass, bro. 280 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,722 Owen, why would you ever do that? 281 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,891 Because my dad served in the Marines 282 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:14,144 and his life turned out pretty sick compared to my current life. 283 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:17,189 He owns a fake Chipotle called Chip O'Lees. 284 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:20,526 My guy, he is one cease and desist letter away from going bust. 285 00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,820 Woah! Don't be a dick, okay? 286 00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:25,948 That was his dream and he worked his ass off to make it happen. 287 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:27,491 Okay. 288 00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:30,411 Sorry, but what about your dream? 289 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:31,704 Huh? 290 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:37,251 Come on, making music, touring the world, connecting with your fans, 291 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:40,462 and a little thing called sex with groupies. 292 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,506 I am an Internet laughingstock. 293 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,967 -Groupies... out the window. -[whoosh] 294 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:48,429 -World tours... out the fucking window. -[whoosh] 295 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:54,602 I mean, come on, man, we don't even need a record label, okay? 296 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:58,105 -We can do this shit independent. -We've been doing it independent. 297 00:14:58,188 --> 00:14:59,857 That's what we're doing right now. 298 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,109 That's what this is. Independent as hell. 299 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,278 My dad called in a favor. 300 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:06,614 I'm driving to Parris Island on Friday. 301 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,949 Remember what I told you in ninth grade 302 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,577 after you lost to Young-Suk Kim in the talent show? 303 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:15,414 I want to thank Ms. Farrow, Mr. Skoggins, my-- 304 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,541 I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna let you finish. 305 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:21,211 But Owen had one of the best talent show performances of all time. 306 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,963 Of all time. 307 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:27,176 I made you a promise that if you let me be your manager, I would go HAM for you. 308 00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,345 And I'm going to keep that promise. 309 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,056 I may look like a Jewy fuck boi on the surface, 310 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,767 but underneath these $900 Balmain jeans, 311 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:37,311 which I only bought because A$AP Rocky wears them, 312 00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:39,438 which are uncomfortable as fuck, by the way, 313 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:43,233 underneath all that shit, I'm a fucking animal. 314 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,486 [barks] 315 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,321 Yo, bro. 316 00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:48,864 Yeah, bro. 317 00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:52,368 I get you a record deal by this Friday, 318 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,120 and you don't join the Marines. 319 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,956 -Okay, bro. -Yeah? 320 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,457 -Whatever. -Wait, really? 321 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,334 -Yeah, knock yourself out. -Yes! Thank you. 322 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,003 Yes, agreement. Yes, dude. 323 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,421 -Okay. -Yes! 324 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,757 There's gonna motivational memes about this shit. 325 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:10,844 Coming through! Watch out! 326 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,158 I told her don't worry about where I live right now. 327 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,994 I'm in between places, all right? 328 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,620 You know, my mom's place-- 329 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,081 Oh, shit, I gotta get back to work. 330 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,876 I see you avoiding me, Bernard. 331 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,796 You're talking on a calculator. 332 00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,339 Yo, the Gucci vocals come in? 333 00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,509 -Hi. -Hello. 334 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,094 -Can I help you? -Yes! 335 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,054 I'm OH!'s manager. Here to see Rahmel. 336 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:55,806 Who? 337 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,142 Seezjah Boy's manager. 338 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,271 Oh, that's too bad. I really loved his mixtape. 339 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,940 He would have been great at Atlantic. 340 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:08,861 He's not dead. He can still be great at Atlantic. 341 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,572 Are you kidding me? He's deader than dubstep. 342 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:14,992 That's funny. 343 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,703 Let me tell you something else. Opinions are like assholes. 344 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:20,372 Everyone's got one, but no one thinks theirs stinks. 345 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:23,751 Who doesn't think their asshole stinks? That's dumb. 346 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,461 Look, can I see Rahmel, please? 347 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,047 He's working from home today. But good luck to you. 348 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,968 Hey, Bernard, how are those Gucci vocals looking? 349 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,471 You sent them? Cool. I'm checking right now. 350 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,057 Tight. Those are fakes Yeezys. 351 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,352 No such thing as bad press, right? 352 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,524 Have you never had a stomach bug? 'Cause they can be devastating. 353 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,444 Why can't this be his Eminem "mom's spaghetti" moment? 354 00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:52,154 Sorry. 355 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,739 Can't touch him. 356 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,117 He's tainted goods. Sorry, kid. 357 00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,537 Dude, you want me to sign Seezjah Boy? 358 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,457 Is it "seezjah" or "seizure"? 359 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,876 And by the way, you know that's politically incorrect. 360 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,420 And really fucking offensive. 361 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:15,677 Chicken. Rice. 362 00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:18,972 More rice. 363 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,141 More rice. 364 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:22,976 Six, six, six. 365 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:30,818 Fuckin' know you, dude. 366 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,946 I knew it. 367 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,322 You're Seezjah Boy. 368 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,406 -Nah. -No? 369 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,283 Nah, not at all. No. 370 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,368 Fuck am I doing? 371 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,996 Oh, you're fucking Seezjah Boy. We're going live with this shit. 372 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,499 Yo, what the fuck is up, Internet? 373 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,292 It's your boy, YungDouglas. 374 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:51,088 Who am I with? Fucking Seezjah Boy, live and direct. 375 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,966 Round two. He's about to puke all over my fucking neck. 376 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,425 Do it. C'mon, let's go. 377 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,010 Everybody, a little encouragement. 378 00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,805 Barf! 379 00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,974 Dude, I'm trying to get laid. Fuckin' puke on me. 380 00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:04,101 Fucking throw chicken at me. Throw a burrito at me. 381 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,859 Mohammad, it's so hot out. 382 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,735 I need a cold iced coffee. 383 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,364 -You're not Mohammad. -No, I am not. 384 00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:20,325 But, between us, I make a much better iced coffee. 385 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,828 -What do you want? -A sit-down with Rahmel. 386 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,621 -Not gonna happen. -You said for yourself 387 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,583 you loved OH!'s mixtape, and I am telling you he's a star. 388 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,334 Now trust your gut. 389 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,837 Forget about the Internet for one goddamn second 390 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,255 and focus on the music. 391 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,007 I like your passion, but I need my coffee. 392 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,301 I like your face, eyes, hair, and smile. 393 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,930 All right, maybe I can get you in with Rahmel next week. 394 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,724 That's amazing. One thing. 395 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,018 OH!'s joining the Marines tomorrow, 396 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:48,520 so I'm begging you to figure out something for today. 397 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,981 -You're being very pushy. -Some people find it charming. 398 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:51,940 I'm not one of them. 399 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,568 Come by the Gramercy tonight. 400 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,613 I could probably get you in at the secret French show. 401 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,950 "French" as in "Montana"? 402 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,285 The one and only. 403 00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:05,996 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 404 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:10,000 Look, I promise... we are not gonna let you down. 405 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:13,503 Hey. 406 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:14,922 Hey. 407 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,678 You're not gonna need a whole lot of wardrobe options, son. 408 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:22,804 It's a lot of camo. 409 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:23,764 I know. 410 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,778 ♪Hey, look here, homie♪ 411 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,114 ♪They call me Sarge 'Cause I'm always in charge♪ 412 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,115 ♪Living large♪ 413 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,201 [Sarge laughs] 414 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,622 Come on, now. Don't fight the feeling. 415 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,374 You got that steel from me. Don't fight it. 416 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,670 Hey, I don't know if I ever told you this, 417 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:58,882 but when I was your age, I had dreams of being an actor. 418 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,177 -You did? -Yeah. 419 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:06,682 Yeah, I took classes. I did some plays and I had a fly headshot. 420 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:10,727 I was gonna be the next Rico Tubbs. 421 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,565 You know, the brother on Miami Vice. 422 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,069 Have you never seen an episode of Miami Vice? 423 00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:20,487 You mean like with Jamie Foxx? 424 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,283 -You were trying to be like Jamie Foxx? -Okay, I'm old. 425 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,200 The point is... 426 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:27,703 I get it, son. 427 00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:32,249 Being a Marine might not be as cool as being Kendrick Lamar, but... 428 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,043 sometimes we have to accept our fate. 429 00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:36,837 Everybody doesn't get everything. 430 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:40,173 But what if I'm accepting my fate, like, way too soon? 431 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,426 Boy, you threw up on Wiz Khalifa and it went viral. 432 00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:45,262 Come on, son, you gotta face the facts. 433 00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:47,306 Nobody really makes it as a rapper. 434 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,225 At some point, we all have to grow up. 435 00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:10,996 Alicia. 436 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:14,249 Hey. Somebody still like Arnie Palmies? 437 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,254 Look, Alicia, please. 438 00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:22,049 I am on my knees. Look at me. 439 00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:23,592 Bet you say that to all the boys. 440 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:26,928 It's French Montana. You loved him when he dated Khloe. 441 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:29,806 -True. -All you gotta do is be nice to Owen 442 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,184 and not mention that you have a new boyfriend. 443 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:34,269 -Very important. Don't do that. -Not possible. Said new boyfriend is having a party tonight 444 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:37,606 and I have to be there. 445 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,191 Alicia, Owen needs your help. 446 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,735 I mean, he's joining the Marines tomorrow. Come on. 447 00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:43,445 Have some sympathy for our troops. 448 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:46,365 Look, I feel really bad for Owen, I do. 449 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,242 But I just... I can't tonight. 450 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,205 You know what? I'll pay you. 451 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:54,164 No! 452 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,543 -How much? -20,000 United States dollars. 453 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:01,588 -What? -Mm-hmm. 454 00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:04,216 -You don't have that kind of money. -Oh, I swear to God I do. 455 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:05,258 Yes, I do. 456 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:08,345 But you have to swear on Dad's life that you're in. Okay? 457 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:13,308 All I have to do is go to a secret French Montana show 458 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,061 and you will pay me 20,000 United States dollars? 459 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,773 -Not that "doll hair" shit you pulled? -Dollars. Okay? 460 00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:20,774 Think about it. 461 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:21,942 Fine. 462 00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:25,362 -I'm in. -Okay. Done deal. Good. 463 00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:30,158 20,000 United States dollars in low-risk government-backed agricultural bonds. 464 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:33,078 They'll mature in 2050. That's my graduation gift from Uncle Alan, 465 00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:36,164 -it's yours now. So mazel tov! -What? Fuck that, Jeffrey. 466 00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:41,253 Hey, what's good, Lucy? 467 00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:43,672 Keeping that burrito nice and tight like I like it? 468 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:46,258 Don't make me smack you upside your head with a chimichanga, 469 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,677 -Cause you know I'll do it. -Caliente. 470 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:54,558 There he is, the guy who could be the next greatest rapper alive 471 00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:58,478 and threw it all away to fight for our freedom like the all-American hero he is. 472 00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:01,314 Wanna turn that shit down? You can't play music in here. 473 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:02,524 Okay. All good. 474 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,818 'Cause we're going to see the man live, tonight. 475 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:06,987 -Wait, what? -It's my send-off to you, 476 00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:09,698 front row seats at a top secret French Montana show. 477 00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:10,615 Seriously? 478 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,242 Would I joke about Frenchie? 479 00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:13,952 [honks] 480 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,328 Come on, outside. 481 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,665 Oh, shit, your dad let you take the Rolls? 482 00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:21,877 Well, not exactly, but it's your last night of freedom. 483 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,420 We gotta go big, baby. 484 00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:26,298 Man, I really want to, 485 00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:31,011 but my moms is making like a send-off dinner or something. Meatloaf. 486 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,139 -You're invited if you want. -I'm talking about front row seats 487 00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:37,225 to a French Montana show. You're talking about meatloaf? 488 00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:53,033 Can I get a key to the restroom, por favor? 489 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:55,660 Hmm? 490 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,163 I gotta pee. Need the key. 491 00:24:58,955 --> 00:25:00,790 Oh, yes. 492 00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:02,542 Duh, my bad. 493 00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:05,962 You asked for the key, so... 494 00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:08,215 You're coming with us to see French Montana, I hope. 495 00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:13,220 Is your sister coming? 496 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:16,223 Dude, is your pop's restaurant a total Chipotle knock-off? 497 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:17,682 Is she even single though? 498 00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,601 Single and ready to mingle. 499 00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:23,730 So, Alicia... how was your summer? 500 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:28,151 Fine. 501 00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:33,323 You go on any, like, sick trips? 502 00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:35,825 Not really. 503 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:38,828 Sick. 504 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:42,624 You watch any movies this summer? 505 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,960 I'm not really into Hollywood movies. 506 00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:48,088 I'm more into like French New Wave, so. 507 00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:50,507 Word. Yo, I fucks with French New Wave. 508 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,008 Oh, you fuck with it? 509 00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:54,052 I mean, obviously, Breathless is my shit. 510 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,223 Okay. All right. 511 00:25:59,057 --> 00:25:59,891 Good on you. 512 00:26:02,185 --> 00:26:04,187 I'm sorry about the Seezjah Boy thing. 513 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,856 -It's cool. -Yeah? 514 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,900 -You know, it's gonna blow over. -Now the Marines? 515 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:11,111 Yep. You know, you gotta keep it moving. 516 00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:13,280 Everybody doesn't get everything, right? 517 00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:15,323 I mean, that's just life, right? 518 00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:16,700 I hope not. 519 00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:19,035 Yeah. 520 00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:23,832 Hey, driver? Could you please turn up the air? 521 00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:25,625 It's really hot in here. Thank you so much. 522 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:28,461 One of you needs to come up here, okay? This is some bullshit. 523 00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,046 -Sir! -Bullshit! 524 00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:36,344 [horns honking] 525 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,682 Where the hell is this guy? 526 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,350 -Should I honk again? -No. 527 00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:51,192 Hello! 528 00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:52,902 Hello, anybody here? 529 00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:03,246 Yo! Hey, there. 530 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,457 Are you the gentleman parking my car? 531 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:07,917 Because I'm sort of particular about the whole thing. 532 00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:10,920 Just leave the keys over on the desk. I'll get to it in a few, man. 533 00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:16,384 -Wait, dude, are you watching porn? -No, it's an educational video. 534 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,720 That doctor is titty-fucking two nurses at the same time. 535 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:20,722 -Yeah, I'm pre-med, man. -Wow. 536 00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:23,850 Okay, I can't even believe that I have to say this right now, 537 00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:26,394 but please don't jerk off in my car, all right? 538 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,271 -Which one was yours? -The white one. 539 00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,606 Big Phantom, right there. 540 00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:30,565 I got you. 541 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,318 -Semen-free zone. -You're good, man. I'll take care of you. 542 00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:39,157 -Help you? -Gonna drop me a beat? 543 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,116 -No. -Yeah. 544 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,078 ♪Okay, last name Levine First name Jeffrey♪ 545 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:45,914 ♪Like a sprained ankle, boy You'd better check me♪ 546 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,210 Sorry. Can you check under Jeffrey Levine for me, please? 547 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,712 -Yeah, I don't have you. -What? 548 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:55,298 No, that can't be. You checked Rahmel's list? 549 00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:57,509 -I did. -Can you check under OH!, please? 550 00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:00,011 It's spelled capital O, capital H, exclamation point. 551 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:02,681 -There's no "OH!" -What about... 552 00:28:04,974 --> 00:28:05,975 Seezjah Boy? 553 00:28:07,894 --> 00:28:09,521 Oh, my God, that is you. 554 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,898 Oh, my God, are you okay? 555 00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:14,067 Yeah, I'm good. Thanks. 556 00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:16,903 I don't have you here either, so I can't let you guys in. 557 00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:19,197 Oh, fuck a duck! 558 00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:21,116 -Sorry. -Wait! 559 00:28:21,449 --> 00:28:25,161 If I could just really quickly just get like a... for my son? 560 00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:26,663 You know what I mean? Just my... 561 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,249 But you gotta do the thing! 562 00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:30,792 Just do the thing, you know. 563 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:32,252 Do the thing. 564 00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:35,422 That's good! That's really good. 565 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:36,756 Okay. Thanks. 566 00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:39,342 Bye, baby. 567 00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:42,595 Jessica, this is my fifth voicemail. Do I need to send you a fucking raven? 568 00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:44,681 You're making me look awful in front of my client. 569 00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:47,517 Jeff's head is about to pop off. 570 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,562 His heart is in the right place, but he needs to stop spazzing out. 571 00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:51,813 He's turning into our Dad. 572 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,107 That's like his biggest fear in life. 573 00:28:54,190 --> 00:28:57,152 Mine is drowning, but turning into my mother is a close second. 574 00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:58,778 -[car horn honks] -I kinda like your mom. 575 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:02,824 Is everything cool or...? 576 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:06,202 I am so sorry. I have to go. 577 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,080 But good luck in the Marines. You're gonna be great. 578 00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:14,586 Where you going? 579 00:29:14,794 --> 00:29:16,588 I gotta meet up with some friends. 580 00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:19,591 Hey, stop by later. 245 Bay Avenue. 581 00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:21,468 If you want. It's in Bushwick. 582 00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:24,804 Fuck! 583 00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:27,265 Okay, so, my ticket connect has gone dark, 584 00:29:27,348 --> 00:29:29,559 but I was able to track down Bernard the intern. 585 00:29:29,642 --> 00:29:31,019 Alicia fucking left. 586 00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:32,854 Man, fuck that noise. Look... 587 00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:35,398 we got more important things to worry about tonight, okay? 588 00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:37,817 I didn't wanna tell you, because I didn't wanna freak you out 589 00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:39,694 and I knew you wouldn't come otherwise, but... 590 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,905 Rahmel is backstage and he is ready to sign you. 591 00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:44,324 -Shut up. -Dude, read the email for yourself. 592 00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:49,412 This is just directions to fucking Will Call. 593 00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:55,418 It literally says, "Might be able to get OH! a minute or two with Rahmel, 594 00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:57,545 but no promises." Smiley face? 595 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,589 That smiley face right there is key.