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- Mr. Simms?
- Yes.

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Mr. Beach is this way.

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[man] And I think
on the next model,

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the guns
should be even bigger.

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Yeah. Again, sir, these are
not your standard guns.

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- These are lasers.
- I like bigger.

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People like bigger.

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Yes, but what-what I'm
trying to explain to you...

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Bigger!

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Mr. Beach?

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[scoffs] I'm busy.

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I'm busy, Kelly, explaining
to Grant the importance of big.

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You know, on second thought,
why don't you explain it?

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I mean as a woman, you
certainly have a firm grasp

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on why big is preferred.

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[clears throat]
Sir, Mr. Diomedes Simms is here.

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He... You're not
what I was expecting.

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I assure you, sir, no one
tells stories as well as I.

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[chuckling]
Oh, yes. Yes, yes.

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Your kind are particularly
accomplished liars, aren't they?

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Oh?

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You know about my kind?

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Oh, Mr. Simms, my prisons
are filled with your kind.

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Surely not because
of any issues

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with an unjust application
of "just-us."

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Look, I'm the largest
builder and owner

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of private prisons
in this country,

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and I can tell you
your brothers and sisters

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make up an enormous part
of my profits.

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- Hmm.
- Hmm.

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Kelly, how long until
that press conference?

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Uh, just a couple
of hours, sir.

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Shit.

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Shit.

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Excuse me?

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Nothing.

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You've got ten minutes
to impress me.

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Grant, explain to Simms
why he's here.

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Yes. Uh, right away.

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Uh, sir, we are in the last
stage before full production

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of what I can
only refer to as...

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a sentient robot.

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[Beach] The Robo-Patriot,
the future of American Security.

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A robot police force?

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That I own and control.

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- You ever hear of AI?
- Mm.

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That's Artificial Intelligence.

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Oh, I see artificial
intelligence all the time.

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Mm.

51
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- Well, I call it...
- I call it. I, Grant.

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I call it.

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- Mr. Beach calls it...
- Yeah.

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RI,
Real Intelligence.

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You see, because it can learn
from first-hand experience,

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but like a person, it can also
learn from second-hand experience,

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so stories, fables, tales.

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- That's where you come in.
- Hmm.

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That's right.

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You're here
to tell it tales

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so that it has
an even broader base

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from which to assess who is worthy of
detention, jail, even-even execution.

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Execution?

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Well, that sounds
so final

65
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and not nearly as lucrative
as indefinite incarceration.

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Some things I do are just
because it's the right thing.

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[chuckling]
Indeed.

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Indeed.

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But let's hear
one of those stories

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that I'm supposed to be willing
to write you a check for.

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[Grant] Great. Uh, we're already linked
into the robot and recording, sir.

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Let's see. Something to
make your creation choose

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the correct individual
for incarceration.

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- Yes.
- Well, there are so many possibilities.

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Give me a theme.

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Well, let's pull one
from the headlines.

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Now, since I already
have so many black lives

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filling the beds
of my facilities,

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how about
Black Lives Matter?

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Of course.
Of course.

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Now this is the story
of criminal behavior,

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and how one particular
black life mattered.

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I call it...
"Good Golly."

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[laughing]

85
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[hip-hop playing]

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[woman] What?
What is he talking about?

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Oh, my gosh.

88
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Where are we goin'?

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This is it! Zoe!

90
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Zoe, look!
This is it!

91
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Your stupid brother
is still hiking.

92
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It's like we're not
on the same vacation.

93
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Oh, come on. We will
catch up with him later.

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Let's go.

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[gasps]

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[train horn blares]

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Can you believe I found it?
Ready?

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[Zoe] I don't like the
looks of this place.

99
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Oh, it'll be fun!
Come on.

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[conversation continues,
faint]

101
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Huh.

102
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"No bad idea ever dies.

103
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It only lies dormant until the
pungent rains of the demon spring."

104
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Wait!

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"God bless this hell?"

106
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Jesus, do we really
have to do this?

107
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It's cool!
God blessed it.

108
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Okay, this is crazy.

109
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Not as crazy as that!
[screams]

110
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Zoe, look!

111
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No, that is insane.

112
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Huh.

113
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"Coon Chicken Inn."

114
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Okay, so this is the door
that people came in through

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when they wanted
some chicken.

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The Colonel's chicken made
you wanna lick your fingers,

117
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but that guy was licking you.

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Mmm? Mmm?

119
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And this?
This is like, what?

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[man]
You find that amusing?

121
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Uh, well, yeah,
actually.

122
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I mean, who looks like that?
[giggles]

123
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Who indeed.

124
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Slave masters used to brand
their property with a hot iron,

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but as we became free
men and women,

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America needed a new way
to mark its property,

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a new way to control the Negro,
keep him in his place.

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So instead of
hot coals and metal,

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they used pen, paint, and ink.

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No branding iron necessary.

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Come this way.

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Lazy, shiftless,

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gluttonous, lying,

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over-sexed, ugly,

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violent, stupid.

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And this way,
the American nigger/Negro

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became the first true
corporate brand.

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[TV turns on,
music plays]

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[music continues]

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Yeah, this country used to
be just really messed up.

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No doubt.

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Better now, is it?

143
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Well, I mean,
we're friends, so...

144
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Since
grade school, so...

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[together] Yeah!

146
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[both giggle] Tsss!

147
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Yeah.

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- Mmm.
- We should go.

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- Uh, do you have any gollys?
- Gollys?

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Yeah, like...

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this?

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- Hey!
- [gasps]

153
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Careful!

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I was just leaning
against a chair.

155
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Yeah, Zoe.
Careful.

156
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That chair's made from the
sacred wood of a slave ship.

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The grain is a product
of the bloodshed

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by men and women
who were beaten and died

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chained within its bowels as
it traversed the Middle Passage.

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Mm.

161
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That was like
the black holocaust.

162
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And, duh!

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The entire American slave
experience was a holocaust,

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which, I might add,
continues today.

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Its dark repercussions
keep bearing fruit.

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Can we please go?

167
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About the gollys,

168
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the golliwogs, um, I heard
you had golliwogs for sale?

169
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This is a museum.
Nothing is for sale!

170
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Oh, but...

171
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Oh, he looks
just like my first.

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Hi, Golly.

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[bell tinkles]
My little Golly Gee.

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How about 800?

175
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Others have offered thousands,
and I tell them all the same...

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No. This doll, in particular,
has been through too much.

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It's carried over 100 years of
racism in its small, delicate frame,

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a racism created in America

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that's traveled to England,
Australia and beyond.

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Okay, well, my great gran had a collection,
and she started me collecting,

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so, honestly, I don't
really see it as racist.

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Just a warm, comforting
part of my childhood.

183
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Mammy slaves also gave white children
comfort in their childhoods,

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cradling them, feeding them
from their swollen, bruised tits

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as their own babies were sold,
raped, or otherwise neglected.

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As comforting as they were,

187
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I don't think you should have
a mammy to play with either.

188
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For God sakes, it's a doll.

189
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It's a tool, an instrument
of manipulation

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that kills the spirit
of who we really are

191
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by presenting the lie
others wish to see.

192
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Is being your comfort any better
than being your slave?

193
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Or are they the same?

194
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Okay, seriously!
This is just ridiculous.

195
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Black rappers call themselves
nigger all the time,

196
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and I can't even have
a cute, little black doll?

197
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- Your friend's whiteness is showing.
- [scoffs]

198
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W-Well, she's kind
of right, isn't she?

199
00:12:24,251 --> 00:12:29,554
No. That doll is the reason many black men
and women still call themselves niggers.

200
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They, too,
have accepted the branding.

201
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Marshall McLuhan was right.

202
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"The medium is the message,"
and the message has taken hold.

203
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This poor, misshapen creature

204
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was given life
by a white English woman

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and nurtured on the tit
of racism,

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a foul aberration
that refuses to die,

207
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as new generations resuscitate
its tortured soul.

208
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Trust me. This doll
will bring no comfort.

209
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It's filled with all the pain and
torment 100 years of hate can produce.

210
00:13:00,788 --> 00:13:05,527
It may give you what you want,
but not how you want it.

211
00:13:07,261 --> 00:13:08,664
Good day, ladies.

212
00:13:09,764 --> 00:13:10,899
Let's go.

213
00:13:12,733 --> 00:13:13,801
[scoffs]

214
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[door slams]

215
00:13:49,570 --> 00:13:52,672
So, this is where-where
the doll is?

216
00:13:52,674 --> 00:13:54,941
I can't believe
you talked me into this.

217
00:13:54,943 --> 00:13:57,846
Oh, come on. You hated that
old guy even more than I did.

218
00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,681
So, can you
get us in?

219
00:14:01,683 --> 00:14:03,014
You're kidding me.

220
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Locks from old buildings
like this

221
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are practically
from the stone ages.

222
00:14:06,954 --> 00:14:08,155
Well, go do your thing.

223
00:14:10,123 --> 00:14:11,259
[sighs]

224
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[bangs on door]

225
00:14:16,197 --> 00:14:17,663
- [door squeaks]
- Done.

226
00:14:17,665 --> 00:14:18,534
[girl]
Piece of cake.

227
00:14:29,876 --> 00:14:30,779
[door slams shut]

228
00:14:32,814 --> 00:14:36,349
- God, your brother is such a felon.
- Yeah, I know.

229
00:14:36,351 --> 00:14:39,018
You weren't complaining last night when
I "fell in" to your "you-know-what."

230
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,923
Shut up, nasty.

231
00:14:42,155 --> 00:14:44,923
Mm! I'm comin'
for that ass, girl.

232
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,859
I'm gonna grab it.
I want to get it, girl.

233
00:14:46,861 --> 00:14:48,394
I see it bouncin'.
Come here. Come here!

234
00:14:48,396 --> 00:14:50,830
[laughing]

235
00:14:50,832 --> 00:14:52,030
[laughing]
Don't.

236
00:14:52,032 --> 00:14:55,267
What...
is all this stuff?

237
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,937
[scoffs] Basically a museum
of fucked-up history.

238
00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,138
Yeah.

239
00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:00,842
Oh, cool.

240
00:15:01,642 --> 00:15:02,942
What?

241
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,943
It's a-a whippin' post.

242
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:08,014
- You know, like where if, uh, if I was your "masta"?
- Mm.

243
00:15:08,016 --> 00:15:10,216
I'd tie up and punish
your pretty black ass

244
00:15:10,218 --> 00:15:13,653
- for not obeying my every perverted white man desire.
- [snickers]

245
00:15:13,655 --> 00:15:15,324
- Aw.
- [laughs]

246
00:15:21,728 --> 00:15:24,865
I'm so scared, Big Daddy.

247
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:32,138
Hi there, Golly Gee.

248
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,974
Oh, are you tired
of being locked in there?

249
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,878
Let me get you out.

250
00:15:38,846 --> 00:15:43,816
Okay, um,
how do I get you out?

251
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:47,318
Guess I'll just have to bring this
whole thing back to the hotel with me

252
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:50,358
and get you
out of this backwards town.

253
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:53,292
Better turn around, girl.

254
00:15:53,294 --> 00:15:54,894
I'm gonna
warm them cheeks up,

255
00:15:54,896 --> 00:15:56,895
and then I'm gonna
storm them cheeks.

256
00:15:56,897 --> 00:15:59,965
- You're so nasty, Daddy!
- [snaps whip]

257
00:15:59,967 --> 00:16:04,135
Okay, ew! You guys, I do not want
to hear your sicko sex talk.

258
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:07,306
Uh, you fucked
my brother first.

259
00:16:07,308 --> 00:16:09,408
Yeah, and-and we had to listen
to how he used to call you

260
00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:11,811
- his "snow-white ho."
- What?

261
00:16:11,813 --> 00:16:14,379
Disgusting. My brother was
your nasty black golliwog.

262
00:16:14,381 --> 00:16:16,381
Whatever!
[laughs]

263
00:16:16,383 --> 00:16:18,152
Yeah, it looks like
payback is my bitch.

264
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,655
- Oh!
- [laughs]

265
00:16:21,354 --> 00:16:23,221
[screams]

266
00:16:23,223 --> 00:16:25,224
Shit. Come on!

267
00:16:25,226 --> 00:16:27,426
[glass shatters]

268
00:16:27,428 --> 00:16:29,731
[screams]
Get it off me!

269
00:16:32,733 --> 00:16:33,798
- Are you okay?
- You okay?

270
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,801
[gasps]
Help me, please.

271
00:16:35,803 --> 00:16:37,068
[gasping]

272
00:16:37,070 --> 00:16:38,873
Uh! Oh!

273
00:16:40,373 --> 00:16:41,974
Guys!

274
00:16:41,976 --> 00:16:44,110
It's not like you're gonna
need the glass anyway.

275
00:16:44,112 --> 00:16:47,212
It's probably a good thing we broke
some stuff or stealed some other stuff.

276
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,514
Otherwise, it's gonna be
pretty obvious who stole it

277
00:16:49,516 --> 00:16:51,750
if the only thing missing
is that stupid doll!

278
00:16:51,752 --> 00:16:54,787
He is not stupid!
He is a cuddly cutie.

279
00:16:54,789 --> 00:16:56,355
Isn't that right, Golly Gee?

280
00:16:56,357 --> 00:16:58,059
- [Zoe] Oh, my gosh.
- Golly?

281
00:16:59,327 --> 00:17:00,761
Hey, look at this.

282
00:17:04,298 --> 00:17:05,431
[woman] Golly?

283
00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:07,066
The Three Little Gollies.

284
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:10,201
Oh. Let me see.

285
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:12,037
Where are you,
Golly?

286
00:17:12,039 --> 00:17:13,439
[Zoe reading]
"One time,

287
00:17:13,441 --> 00:17:19,545
three adventurous golliwogs...
Golly, Woggie, and Nigger...

288
00:17:19,547 --> 00:17:23,249
chose to go for a walk
to Bumble Bee Lane.

289
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:29,788
Golly wasn't ready, so Woggie and Nigger
decided they would begin without him,

290
00:17:29,790 --> 00:17:34,993
- allowing Golly to catch up as soon as he could."
- Golly?

291
00:17:34,995 --> 00:17:37,363
"So off went Woggie and
Nigger, arm-in-arm,

292
00:17:37,365 --> 00:17:40,833
spiritedly singing
their favorite song,

293
00:17:40,835 --> 00:17:45,807
which you may have guessed
was ‘Ten Little Nigger Boys.'"

294
00:17:49,176 --> 00:17:51,277
- That's kinda racist, huh?
- Yeah.

295
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,577
Golly?

296
00:17:52,579 --> 00:17:54,281
Look at this.

297
00:17:55,582 --> 00:17:57,449
Golliwog Goes to Hell.

298
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,084
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

299
00:17:59,086 --> 00:18:00,922
Oh, hold on.
Wait.

300
00:18:02,990 --> 00:18:05,958
"A nig, [clears throat]

301
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,295
a nog,
uh, wake up Golliwog.

302
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:12,867
Make some golly fun and 'den
go right back to sleep again."

303
00:18:15,069 --> 00:18:16,935
That's it?

304
00:18:16,937 --> 00:18:19,204
Yeah. The rest of the
pages are just blank.

305
00:18:19,206 --> 00:18:20,308
[Zoe] What?

306
00:18:22,475 --> 00:18:25,277
[gasps]
There you are, Golly!

307
00:18:25,279 --> 00:18:27,212
Hi. Aw.

308
00:18:27,214 --> 00:18:29,515
- [boy] Audrey? You're bleeding.
- Hmm?

309
00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:32,151
[Zoe] Did you get
cut from the glass?

310
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,286
I-I don't think so.

311
00:18:34,288 --> 00:18:35,520
It's the doll.

312
00:18:35,522 --> 00:18:37,423
- It's the doll!
- What? What?

313
00:18:37,425 --> 00:18:38,390
Uh!

314
00:18:38,392 --> 00:18:40,025
[gasps]

315
00:18:40,027 --> 00:18:41,263
[squeaking]

316
00:18:42,463 --> 00:18:43,498
Oh...

317
00:18:53,473 --> 00:18:55,374
Run!

318
00:18:55,376 --> 00:18:56,444
[girls screaming]

319
00:18:57,278 --> 00:18:59,280
- [screaming]
- No!

320
00:19:10,657 --> 00:19:12,426
[groans]

321
00:19:16,897 --> 00:19:17,898
[screams]

322
00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:21,837
Stop. No.

323
00:19:24,004 --> 00:19:25,306
[gasping] Stop.

324
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,909
[screaming]

325
00:19:29,175 --> 00:19:33,314
[laughing]

326
00:19:49,496 --> 00:19:52,431
[Audrey] There's no need
for that, Golly Gee.

327
00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:56,367
Don't you know that you
were always my favorite?

328
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:58,002
It...

329
00:19:58,004 --> 00:20:01,475
Hey, don't you know
that I love you?

330
00:20:02,944 --> 00:20:04,378
Can't you just love me?

331
00:20:05,578 --> 00:20:08,082
Can't we just
love each other?

332
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,084
Huh?

333
00:20:13,287 --> 00:20:15,223
[gasps] Mmm.

334
00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:18,324
[moaning]

335
00:20:18,326 --> 00:20:19,627
[giggles]

336
00:20:22,062 --> 00:20:25,196
[laughter echoing]

337
00:20:25,198 --> 00:20:28,267
[thunder rumbling]

338
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:31,603
[scissors snipping]

339
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,306
[man] Childbirth is often
a joyous occasion.

340
00:20:34,308 --> 00:20:36,174
No. No.

341
00:20:36,176 --> 00:20:39,013
But I don't believe you're gonna
make it through this pregnancy.

342
00:20:40,213 --> 00:20:44,016
Oh, what do we have here?

343
00:20:44,018 --> 00:20:45,620
You're ready to pop.

344
00:20:47,253 --> 00:20:50,321
[laughing]

345
00:20:50,323 --> 00:20:55,126
[sobbing]

346
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:58,596
I promise I'll bury you next to
your brother and your friend.

347
00:20:58,598 --> 00:21:02,000
I don't care if I die,
but for the sake of the baby,

348
00:21:02,002 --> 00:21:03,672
I should give birth
in a hospital.

349
00:21:06,107 --> 00:21:09,210
Sorry, you can't leave.
How could I ever explain this?

350
00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:15,713
Good-bye, Audrey.

351
00:21:15,715 --> 00:21:19,451
It's time for you to bear
the fruit of your passion.

352
00:21:19,453 --> 00:21:23,422
- [Audrey sobbing]
- [laughing]

353
00:21:23,424 --> 00:21:25,292
[laughing continues]

354
00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:49,350
[laughing]

355
00:21:52,552 --> 00:21:56,454
[laughing]

356
00:21:56,456 --> 00:21:59,258
I love you, my gollies.

357
00:21:59,260 --> 00:22:02,097
Oh, baby.

358
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,731
Fuckin' white women
and havin' babies.

359
00:22:06,733 --> 00:22:09,667
But how dare they
call you a stereotype.

360
00:22:09,669 --> 00:22:12,538
You're just the creation
they designed you to be.

361
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:16,478
[laughing]

362
00:22:24,851 --> 00:22:28,653
[electronic female voice] The tale has been
successfully stored in the Patriot's memory.

363
00:22:28,655 --> 00:22:31,256
[Beach laughing]

364
00:22:31,258 --> 00:22:33,424
Well, Mr. Simms,
entertaining,

365
00:22:33,426 --> 00:22:36,494
and I guess she got
what was coming to her.

366
00:22:36,496 --> 00:22:39,765
Yes, the offspring
of evil intent

367
00:22:39,767 --> 00:22:44,635
will always find fertile ground
to bear its bitter fruit.

368
00:22:44,637 --> 00:22:46,571
[Beach]
That was a good story, Simms.

369
00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:49,607
And yes, yes, yes, yes,
the doll got stolen,

370
00:22:49,609 --> 00:22:51,777
but do you have anything
more to the point

371
00:22:51,779 --> 00:22:54,782
from a-a criminal standpoint?

372
00:22:56,183 --> 00:22:58,416
How about a story
about gangsters?

373
00:22:58,418 --> 00:22:59,750
Gangsters, yes!

374
00:22:59,752 --> 00:23:01,319
Now, that's something

375
00:23:01,321 --> 00:23:05,324
the Robo-Patriot could go
after to protect America

376
00:23:05,326 --> 00:23:07,228
and fill my prisons.

377
00:23:08,361 --> 00:23:10,831
Well, this story begins...

378
00:23:12,198 --> 00:23:14,401
as many tales
in the hood do...

379
00:23:15,536 --> 00:23:17,572
with a violent beat down.

380
00:23:20,508 --> 00:23:21,943
I don't know
what you talkin' about.

381
00:23:25,812 --> 00:23:27,813
[man] Whoo! Goddamn!

382
00:23:27,815 --> 00:23:29,882
- [coughing]
- Hey, you see the sweat fly off his head?

383
00:23:29,884 --> 00:23:32,483
Now, see, that's some ol' George Foreman
Thrilla-In-Manila shit right there!

384
00:23:32,485 --> 00:23:33,785
[man 2] Nah, that's
Rumble-In-The-Jungle, Booze.

385
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:36,825
Ali kicked Frazier's ass
in Manila, like this!

386
00:23:37,790 --> 00:23:39,857
- [laughing]
- Hoo!

387
00:23:39,859 --> 00:23:42,260
Goddamn.
"Down goes Frazier!

388
00:23:42,262 --> 00:23:44,229
The Champ is down!
The Champ is out!

389
00:23:44,231 --> 00:23:45,864
Only four minutes left
in the fight!

390
00:23:45,866 --> 00:23:48,299
- How do you feel, Champ?"
- [mumbles]

391
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:50,801
[mumbling] Is what he said,
ladies and gentlemen!

392
00:23:50,803 --> 00:23:53,440
"Mike Tyson
has been knocked out!"

393
00:23:55,209 --> 00:23:59,611
"Cliff Bettis, super-pimp,
the Heidi Fleiss of the hood!"

394
00:23:59,613 --> 00:24:03,248
"You don't look pretty now, you
sorry ho-running motherfucker!"

395
00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:05,616
[laughing]

396
00:24:05,618 --> 00:24:08,519
Now, Cliff,
I know you want to prove

397
00:24:08,521 --> 00:24:11,323
that you got some
big-ass brass balls.

398
00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:13,759
I know. And I know you don't
want to get punked out,

399
00:24:13,761 --> 00:24:17,863
but these fools havin' too much fun
fuckin' you the fuck up, playa.

400
00:24:17,865 --> 00:24:20,499
[laughing]
Believe that!

401
00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,670
Why don't you just go ahead...
No, look at me.

402
00:24:23,537 --> 00:24:24,736
[sniffs]

403
00:24:24,738 --> 00:24:26,505
Go ahead on.

404
00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:28,941
Tell us where you got
that $5 million hid at,

405
00:24:28,943 --> 00:24:32,844
so while ya still got
some face left to lose, man.

406
00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:35,980
Now, don't try
and deny it no more.

407
00:24:35,982 --> 00:24:38,784
I'm way harder to fool than
the IRS, boy, and I know...

408
00:24:38,786 --> 00:24:42,287
[laughing] I know where you got
all these fancy-ass cars from.

409
00:24:42,289 --> 00:24:46,692
Listen to me.
That money is for my foundation.

410
00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:48,695
Hm. Foundation.

411
00:24:50,998 --> 00:24:52,663
Whatcha building?

412
00:24:52,665 --> 00:24:55,634
I'm not a pimp anymore.

413
00:24:55,636 --> 00:24:58,502
I gave all that up.

414
00:24:58,504 --> 00:25:01,506
I had what you call...
a revelation.

415
00:25:01,508 --> 00:25:03,008
This nigga
had an "e-pimp-phany."

416
00:25:03,010 --> 00:25:04,843
Man, that nigger lyin'!

417
00:25:04,845 --> 00:25:07,378
I'm a legitimate
businessman now.

418
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:10,015
I got
seven full franchises,

419
00:25:10,017 --> 00:25:13,251
three car washes,
and one supermarket,

420
00:25:13,253 --> 00:25:15,622
all creating jobs
in the community.

421
00:25:16,790 --> 00:25:18,824
Come on, man.

422
00:25:18,826 --> 00:25:20,892
We got so many people
trying to keep us down,

423
00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:23,894
we need to be lifting
each other up right now

424
00:25:23,896 --> 00:25:26,434
so the next generation
don't have to live like this.

425
00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:31,539
We gotta stop with this killing
each other in the streets, man.

426
00:25:33,507 --> 00:25:37,679
That money that you're trying to take
is for my charitable foundation.

427
00:25:38,846 --> 00:25:41,747
We're gonna open
two magnet schools

428
00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:45,616
and give scholarships to poor black kids
so they can get up out of this hellhole.

429
00:25:45,618 --> 00:25:47,486
[panting]

430
00:25:47,488 --> 00:25:51,490
Damn. Damn, shit.
I ain't know that.

431
00:25:51,492 --> 00:25:52,393
S-So...

432
00:25:54,528 --> 00:25:56,595
So, you're trying to
give back to the community

433
00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:58,997
and-and change lives and shit.

434
00:25:58,999 --> 00:26:01,767
Like turn all that dirt
you done into good deeds.

435
00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:03,035
Exactly.

436
00:26:03,037 --> 00:26:05,770
We all could do some good work.

437
00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:08,874
I don't give a fuck about none of
that bleedin' heart bullshit, nigga!

438
00:26:08,876 --> 00:26:12,310
I'm in this world
to get mine.

439
00:26:12,312 --> 00:26:14,712
Fuck your
United Nigger College Fund,

440
00:26:14,714 --> 00:26:17,316
and fuck them kids!

441
00:26:17,318 --> 00:26:20,719
They want to make some real
money, send 'em to me.

442
00:26:20,721 --> 00:26:24,056
Have 'em selling dope on the street
and make all the money they need.

443
00:26:24,058 --> 00:26:28,593
Shoot. Start talkin'
or finish dyin', nigga.

444
00:26:28,595 --> 00:26:30,498
[yells, groans]

445
00:26:32,332 --> 00:26:33,597
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.

446
00:26:33,599 --> 00:26:35,602
There you go.
There you go.

447
00:26:36,436 --> 00:26:39,037
Okay. Okay.

448
00:26:39,039 --> 00:26:40,071
[mocking] He said okay.

449
00:26:40,073 --> 00:26:41,373
Okay. Okay.

450
00:26:41,375 --> 00:26:42,574
Okay.

451
00:26:42,576 --> 00:26:44,009
[stuttering]
Okay.

452
00:26:44,011 --> 00:26:46,877
[laughing]
Now, that's smart.

453
00:26:46,879 --> 00:26:50,615
I knew we'd eventually beat
some sense into your ass.

454
00:26:50,617 --> 00:26:52,483
Now, go on and tell me

455
00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:54,821
where you got your little
secret cash stash hid at.

456
00:26:57,724 --> 00:27:01,625
You know that sorry-ass ho-house
I used to run over on Seventh?

457
00:27:01,627 --> 00:27:02,664
Yeah.

458
00:27:04,063 --> 00:27:08,999
On the top floor,
way in the back,

459
00:27:09,001 --> 00:27:12,040
I got the nastiest crack ho
in the city.

460
00:27:13,706 --> 00:27:16,010
No pride at all.

461
00:27:17,077 --> 00:27:20,381
Do anything to anybody.

462
00:27:22,116 --> 00:27:25,549
Rumor is animal control
uses her blood

463
00:27:25,551 --> 00:27:27,421
to put down rabid dogs.

464
00:27:28,388 --> 00:27:30,422
So what about her?

465
00:27:30,424 --> 00:27:32,156
That's your mama!

466
00:27:32,158 --> 00:27:34,092
[laughing]

467
00:27:34,094 --> 00:27:35,797
I hid the money in her snatch.

468
00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,866
[laughing]

469
00:27:41,568 --> 00:27:44,068
That's a funny motherfucker
right there.

470
00:27:44,070 --> 00:27:45,903
Yeah, nigga?
Yeah, nigga?

471
00:27:45,905 --> 00:27:48,606
In her fuckin' snatch, huh?
You ain't sayin' nothin', bitch!

472
00:27:48,608 --> 00:27:51,108
- I'll bet you gonna do nothin'.
- Fuckin' chill, bitch!

473
00:27:51,110 --> 00:27:53,778
[man 2]
Chill! Chill!

474
00:27:53,780 --> 00:27:55,946
Man, get off me!

475
00:27:55,948 --> 00:27:57,749
Chill, bro.

476
00:27:57,751 --> 00:28:00,054
Nigga,
'dat shit was funny!

477
00:28:02,688 --> 00:28:05,423
Are you telling me this fool fuckin'
around with a regular lady now?

478
00:28:05,425 --> 00:28:09,428
Yep. A singer name
Sandra Blake.

479
00:28:09,430 --> 00:28:12,864
What kinda pimp falls in love with
a bitch that ain't even a ho?

480
00:28:12,866 --> 00:28:15,499
[chuckling]
You know where she be at?

481
00:28:15,501 --> 00:28:17,435
Oh, yeah, she be at the
club down the street.

482
00:28:17,437 --> 00:28:18,202
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

483
00:28:18,204 --> 00:28:19,471
What she look like?

484
00:28:19,473 --> 00:28:21,740
Bro, she bad
as fuck, man.

485
00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:25,143
So we take that bitch and run, you think this
nigga gonna fuckin' start talkin' or what?

486
00:28:25,145 --> 00:28:27,746
Yo, he got to talk. He-He
in love with her, man.

487
00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:29,580
Pimp in love.
[laughing]

488
00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:31,182
Now, what you go
and do that for?

489
00:28:31,184 --> 00:28:34,019
That wasn't smart.
That wasn't smart.

490
00:28:34,021 --> 00:28:35,686
You know
that nigga crazy.

491
00:28:35,688 --> 00:28:37,923
[laughing]

492
00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:39,857
[claps]

493
00:28:39,859 --> 00:28:41,660
Boy, you crazy.

494
00:28:41,662 --> 00:28:43,865
[laughing]

495
00:28:48,501 --> 00:28:49,604
Nigga, you, uh...

496
00:28:50,803 --> 00:28:55,473
[continues
laughing]

497
00:28:55,475 --> 00:28:56,842
Nigga, what the fuck's so funny?

498
00:28:56,844 --> 00:28:58,413
What the fuck
you laughin' at?

499
00:29:00,246 --> 00:29:01,748
Oh, I was just thinkin'...

500
00:29:02,883 --> 00:29:06,116
how you real tough... now.

501
00:29:06,118 --> 00:29:08,886
[laughing]

502
00:29:08,888 --> 00:29:13,892
Real bad dude.
[laughing]

503
00:29:13,894 --> 00:29:18,063
But heard you wasn't so hard
when you was up in Quentin.

504
00:29:18,065 --> 00:29:21,869
Heard Bobby Sanchez was digging
up in your ass on the regular.

505
00:29:23,770 --> 00:29:25,036
Bitch-nigga.

506
00:29:25,038 --> 00:29:26,136
[spits]

507
00:29:26,138 --> 00:29:29,075
[laughing]

508
00:29:33,213 --> 00:29:34,578
- [chattering]
- [loud smack]

509
00:29:34,580 --> 00:29:35,614
[clattering]

510
00:29:35,616 --> 00:29:36,780
What...?

511
00:29:36,782 --> 00:29:38,185
Nah, nah, nah, nah.

512
00:29:40,787 --> 00:29:43,020
Booze, you
ignorant-ass motherfucka!

513
00:29:43,022 --> 00:29:44,588
What you hit him
that hard for?

514
00:29:44,590 --> 00:29:46,057
Look, man, he was
talkin' shit, a'ight?

515
00:29:46,059 --> 00:29:47,526
Look, fuck his punk ass!

516
00:29:47,528 --> 00:29:49,594
Fuck his punk ass?

517
00:29:49,596 --> 00:29:51,962
How we gonna find where the
money at now, huh, Booze?

518
00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:54,132
He the only one
that knew where it was!

519
00:29:54,134 --> 00:29:56,166
What now?

520
00:29:56,168 --> 00:29:57,704
- What now?
- Look, I don't know!

521
00:29:59,705 --> 00:30:00,741
Fuck!

522
00:30:04,278 --> 00:30:06,778
Go.

523
00:30:06,780 --> 00:30:10,281
Take this fool and you dump this nigga
body somewhere nobody'll find it.

524
00:30:10,283 --> 00:30:12,550
Think you could do that
without fuckin' up?

525
00:30:12,552 --> 00:30:13,854
That something
you could handle?

526
00:30:24,196 --> 00:30:25,763
[man]
Good afternoon, everybody.

527
00:30:25,765 --> 00:30:28,066
I want to thank you all
for being so patient.

528
00:30:28,068 --> 00:30:29,800
We're running just a few
minutes behind right now,

529
00:30:29,802 --> 00:30:32,836
but Mr. Lloyd will be out
very shortly, okay?

530
00:30:32,838 --> 00:30:34,772
[chattering]

531
00:30:34,774 --> 00:30:37,107
So, since when
do you believe in psychics?

532
00:30:37,109 --> 00:30:39,243
He's on television.

533
00:30:39,245 --> 00:30:40,878
Oh, oh, okay.

534
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,780
So he must be real.

535
00:30:42,782 --> 00:30:45,349
Well, of course.
He's on television.

536
00:30:45,351 --> 00:30:47,184
- Oh.
- He's very compelling.

537
00:30:47,186 --> 00:30:50,989
Oh, good. Hmm, I'm sure
he'll help you a lot.

538
00:30:50,991 --> 00:30:53,758
Well, you know, there were
so many things left unsaid

539
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,361
between Frank and I,
and I just...

540
00:30:56,363 --> 00:31:00,601
I just want Frank to tell me
if he was always faithful.

541
00:31:02,368 --> 00:31:05,069
Are you sure you'd really
wanna know all that, Susan?

542
00:31:05,071 --> 00:31:06,971
Oh, that's horrible.

543
00:31:06,973 --> 00:31:10,674
No, I'm not trying to be ugly,
but, uh, you know,

544
00:31:10,676 --> 00:31:12,546
this is all about Dallas,
isn't it?

545
00:31:13,981 --> 00:31:16,314
You see, I can't talk
to you about anything.

546
00:31:16,316 --> 00:31:18,849
You don't like to talk about anything.
Why don't you go to therapy?

547
00:31:18,851 --> 00:31:20,184
That is not making me
feel any better.

548
00:31:20,186 --> 00:31:22,721
I'm not...
Okay, I'm sorry.

549
00:31:22,723 --> 00:31:24,923
Let's do it to it, people,

550
00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:28,093
because concentration
is information,

551
00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:31,997
and information
is the key to success.

552
00:31:31,999 --> 00:31:34,035
Whoa! Ho-ho! Whoa.

553
00:31:35,034 --> 00:31:37,037
I just had an intense vision.

554
00:31:38,105 --> 00:31:41,071
If I don't get good notes today,

555
00:31:41,073 --> 00:31:44,177
I see a bunch of people on
the unemployment line tomorrow.

556
00:31:46,178 --> 00:31:49,346
You don't like this job...
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah...

557
00:31:49,348 --> 00:31:51,749
Too damn bad.

558
00:31:51,751 --> 00:31:54,055
You should have been born
with talent like me.

559
00:31:56,056 --> 00:31:57,888
- Got that, Larry?
- Yes, sir.

560
00:31:57,890 --> 00:31:59,190
- [woman] What an asshole.
- [man] Dick.

561
00:31:59,192 --> 00:32:01,660
[audience chattering]

562
00:32:01,662 --> 00:32:05,163
[male announcer] And coming
to the stage, John Lloyd!

563
00:32:05,165 --> 00:32:07,665
[cheering, whistling]

564
00:32:07,667 --> 00:32:10,338
[upbeat music playing]

565
00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:23,682
[music stops]

566
00:32:23,684 --> 00:32:26,317
[sighs]
You better not fret.

567
00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:28,153
Ladies and gentlemen,

568
00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:31,423
I got something to tell you
you're not gonna like,

569
00:32:31,425 --> 00:32:34,392
‘cause all of us
are gonna die.

570
00:32:34,394 --> 00:32:38,430
But there's no reason
to be afraid.

571
00:32:38,432 --> 00:32:44,134
Mm-mmm. Because this
life is just a practice

572
00:32:44,136 --> 00:32:47,241
for a better life
that's yet to come.

573
00:32:48,407 --> 00:32:50,374
I've been given a gift

574
00:32:50,376 --> 00:32:54,115
so that I may share
that gift with you.

575
00:32:56,716 --> 00:33:00,186
We have, in our studio
audience today, a woman...

576
00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:04,088
named... Susan.

577
00:33:04,090 --> 00:33:06,156
[audience gasps]

578
00:33:06,158 --> 00:33:09,129
And...
she had a husband...

579
00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:11,165
named...

580
00:33:14,934 --> 00:33:17,201
- Frank.
- [gasps] Oh! Oh, that's me!

581
00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:19,740
Well, c-come on down!
Come on down.

582
00:33:21,273 --> 00:33:22,909
[whistling]

583
00:33:24,077 --> 00:33:26,211
Susan,
Susan, welcome.

584
00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:28,846
- Welcome to the show, Susan.
- Thank you.

585
00:33:28,848 --> 00:33:31,281
- You seem a little nervous here.
- I feel very nervous.

586
00:33:31,283 --> 00:33:34,954
Uh, well, let's give Susan a big
hand, make her feel at home.

587
00:33:36,388 --> 00:33:38,522
Okay.
Now, Susan,

588
00:33:38,524 --> 00:33:41,960
- Susan, you were married to Frank?
- Mm-hmm.

589
00:33:41,962 --> 00:33:42,993
You lost Frank?

590
00:33:42,995 --> 00:33:44,194
Mm-hmm.

591
00:33:44,196 --> 00:33:46,830
- You loved him very, very much.
- Mm-hmm.

592
00:33:46,832 --> 00:33:49,032
You miss him
very, very much.

593
00:33:49,034 --> 00:33:50,335
- Mm.
- Yes.

594
00:33:50,337 --> 00:33:52,440
Well, I have news
for you, Susan.

595
00:33:53,874 --> 00:33:56,141
- We're gonna talk to Frank today.
- Oh.

596
00:33:56,143 --> 00:33:57,942
- But I need your help, okay?
- Okay.

597
00:33:57,944 --> 00:34:00,146
All right.
So, now, I want you to think...

598
00:34:01,380 --> 00:34:05,115
think about Frank,
everything about Frank.

599
00:34:05,117 --> 00:34:07,921
How he looked,
how he sounded,

600
00:34:09,156 --> 00:34:11,823
what he smelled like,
all right?

601
00:34:11,825 --> 00:34:13,194
Everything about Frank.

602
00:34:14,528 --> 00:34:16,426
I want you
to take a deep breath...

603
00:34:16,428 --> 00:34:18,328
[both inhaling]

604
00:34:18,330 --> 00:34:20,166
and place your hands
on the orb.

605
00:34:38,818 --> 00:34:40,450
[inhales]

606
00:34:40,452 --> 00:34:42,489
[exhales]

607
00:34:43,557 --> 00:34:45,022
[gasps]

608
00:34:45,024 --> 00:34:48,128
Susan, where are we?

609
00:34:49,595 --> 00:34:52,129
Frank? Is that you?

610
00:34:52,131 --> 00:34:55,033
Of course it is,
sweetheart.

611
00:34:55,035 --> 00:34:56,771
Oh, Susan. I...

612
00:34:57,504 --> 00:34:59,470
I miss you.

613
00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:00,839
I love you.

614
00:35:00,841 --> 00:35:02,339
[sobbing]

615
00:35:02,341 --> 00:35:03,975
Now, there is...

616
00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:09,080
There is something you... you
want to ask me, isn't there?

617
00:35:09,082 --> 00:35:11,381
About that... About
that time you called me

618
00:35:11,383 --> 00:35:13,283
at the hotel room
in Dallas

619
00:35:13,285 --> 00:35:15,520
- and a woman answered the phone.
- Yes!

620
00:35:15,522 --> 00:35:19,557
Well, yeah... w-why didn't
you just ask me, sweetheart?

621
00:35:19,559 --> 00:35:23,461
It was just the maid
cleaning up the room.

622
00:35:23,463 --> 00:35:26,230
- [clip clicks]
- [Lloyd] I never cheated on you.

623
00:35:26,232 --> 00:35:27,598
I...

624
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,500
- I always loved you.
- [sobbing]

625
00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:32,136
I-I was a faithful,

626
00:35:32,138 --> 00:35:33,874
faithful husband.

627
00:35:34,573 --> 00:35:35,542
[gasps]

628
00:35:37,109 --> 00:35:38,343
[laughs]

629
00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:41,515
[audience cheering]

630
00:35:50,957 --> 00:35:53,156
Yo, Brian,
check this shit out, dude.

631
00:35:53,158 --> 00:35:54,926
Turn to channel 13.

632
00:35:54,928 --> 00:35:57,263
I'm looking at the solution
to all our problems.

633
00:35:58,664 --> 00:36:00,932
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.

634
00:36:00,934 --> 00:36:02,399
Thank you.
That's what we do!

635
00:36:02,401 --> 00:36:04,304
That's what we do!

636
00:36:07,439 --> 00:36:09,439
[doorbell rings]

637
00:36:09,441 --> 00:36:11,241
[knocking]

638
00:36:11,243 --> 00:36:12,379
Coming!

639
00:36:13,580 --> 00:36:15,546
[doorbell rings,
knocking]

640
00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:17,051
I'm comin'!

641
00:36:26,426 --> 00:36:28,493
Oh, my. Oh my, oh my.

642
00:36:28,495 --> 00:36:30,064
Hello.

643
00:36:32,665 --> 00:36:36,100
Well, what can I
do for you, miss?

644
00:36:36,102 --> 00:36:37,935
Mr. Lloyd...

645
00:36:37,937 --> 00:36:39,504
I'm your biggest fan
in the world,

646
00:36:39,506 --> 00:36:43,077
and I wonder if we could
talk for a minute?

647
00:36:44,010 --> 00:36:45,642
- Of course.
- [giggles]

648
00:36:45,644 --> 00:36:48,081
Just wait one...
one little minute.

649
00:36:50,716 --> 00:36:53,052
[chuckling]

650
00:36:58,490 --> 00:36:59,626
[gun cocks]

651
00:37:05,198 --> 00:37:08,131
Dick on, brain off.

652
00:37:08,133 --> 00:37:10,701
- Never fails.
- Sh... Shit.

653
00:37:10,703 --> 00:37:12,669
Sorry to wake your ass up,
Mr. Lloyd,

654
00:37:12,671 --> 00:37:15,275
but, uh, we need a favor.

655
00:37:16,309 --> 00:37:18,743
Yo, I was watching your show.

656
00:37:18,745 --> 00:37:21,044
You was talking to
this old lady, right,

657
00:37:21,046 --> 00:37:23,548
and she was crying
and shit, like cryin',

658
00:37:23,550 --> 00:37:26,283
and asking about her husband
and, uh,

659
00:37:26,285 --> 00:37:28,285
oh, it was...
Dude, what's his name?

660
00:37:28,287 --> 00:37:29,720
- Um...
- Frank.

661
00:37:29,722 --> 00:37:30,721
- Frank.
- Yeah.

662
00:37:30,723 --> 00:37:32,423
Right. Right.

663
00:37:32,425 --> 00:37:34,491
That shit
was crazy, man.

664
00:37:34,493 --> 00:37:37,060
- And it was like all this stuff...
- Hey, hey.

665
00:37:37,062 --> 00:37:40,397
We just need you to kick that psychic
shit like you do every day, a'ight?

666
00:37:40,399 --> 00:37:43,000
Wha... What was it called when a...
when the spooks talk through ya?

667
00:37:43,002 --> 00:37:44,334
Channeling.

668
00:37:44,336 --> 00:37:47,238
Channeling. He is a
motherfuckin' professional.

669
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,305
All right, channeling.

670
00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:51,109
I need you
to channel Cliff Bettis,

671
00:37:51,111 --> 00:37:53,111
get him to tell us
where that money at.

672
00:37:53,113 --> 00:37:56,080
What makes you think
that he will tell you now

673
00:37:56,082 --> 00:37:58,549
when he wouldn't tell you
when he was alive?

674
00:37:58,551 --> 00:38:00,517
‘Cause we got his
motherfuckin' bitch now, man.

675
00:38:00,519 --> 00:38:03,553
Shut up!
I got this, a'ight?

676
00:38:03,555 --> 00:38:05,059
All right.

677
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,792
But we do got his
motherfuckin' bitch now.

678
00:38:08,794 --> 00:38:13,296
So I figure, look, if Ghost Cliff
don't talk, we just slay her ass.

679
00:38:13,298 --> 00:38:15,066
I don't have anything
to do with this!

680
00:38:15,068 --> 00:38:16,566
Aw, Sandra, baby.

681
00:38:16,568 --> 00:38:18,403
It's-It's not personal.

682
00:38:18,405 --> 00:38:21,408
I mean, we not monsters.
It's just business, a'ight?

683
00:38:22,408 --> 00:38:24,510
What if I told you...

684
00:38:26,245 --> 00:38:30,517
that the truth is
I cannot talk to dead people?

685
00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:39,290
- [scoffs]
- [laughs]

686
00:38:39,292 --> 00:38:40,327
This motherfucker.

687
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:42,826
Nice try.

688
00:38:42,828 --> 00:38:45,296
Watch your show all the time, man.
We see what you can do.

689
00:38:45,298 --> 00:38:48,533
Besides, if you are a phony,

690
00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:52,236
I figure we just rob the place
and murder your ass, you know,

691
00:38:52,238 --> 00:38:53,837
so the night
won't be a total loss.

692
00:38:53,839 --> 00:38:55,640
Just askin'.

693
00:38:55,642 --> 00:38:57,107
Good question.

694
00:38:57,109 --> 00:39:00,211
I guess a séance is in order.

695
00:39:00,213 --> 00:39:02,479
Yeah, séance that shit.

696
00:39:02,481 --> 00:39:04,714
Okay. Uh, um...

697
00:39:04,716 --> 00:39:07,787
I, uh, I have to go to the
bathroom for a second.

698
00:39:09,823 --> 00:39:11,225
[sighs]

699
00:39:28,441 --> 00:39:30,374
I'm so fucked.

700
00:39:30,376 --> 00:39:33,477
[gulps]
I am so fucked!

701
00:39:33,479 --> 00:39:35,412
I am so fucked!

702
00:39:35,414 --> 00:39:41,384
[gasps]
I am so fucked.

703
00:39:41,386 --> 00:39:43,720
Uh! Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

704
00:39:43,722 --> 00:39:45,423
John! John, stop whi...
Stop whining.

705
00:39:45,425 --> 00:39:47,390
Stop, stop whining.

706
00:39:47,392 --> 00:39:49,128
Stop. [inhales]

707
00:39:53,365 --> 00:39:57,435
You are a master showman.

708
00:39:57,437 --> 00:39:59,270
You fool
20 million people a week.

709
00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:02,372
You can sure as shit fool a bunch
of dumb-ass thugs from the hood!

710
00:40:02,374 --> 00:40:04,508
Now, you get out there...

711
00:40:04,510 --> 00:40:07,280
and you blow them
the fuck away.

712
00:40:16,923 --> 00:40:18,191
[muttering]

713
00:40:18,925 --> 00:40:19,859
[swallows]

714
00:40:22,294 --> 00:40:24,562
[inhales, exhales]

715
00:40:24,564 --> 00:40:26,300
And you call this a party?

716
00:40:27,232 --> 00:40:28,435
Could be.

717
00:40:39,611 --> 00:40:43,814
Okay... I need you all...

718
00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:47,488
to concentrate on the red candles
at the center of the table.

719
00:40:49,189 --> 00:40:50,557
And concentrate...

720
00:40:52,258 --> 00:40:55,792
concentrate on the image
of Cliff's face.

721
00:40:55,794 --> 00:40:57,528
Look, all right, man,
we gonna do this,

722
00:40:57,530 --> 00:40:59,332
but, hey, but don't try
no funny shit, a'ight?

723
00:41:00,633 --> 00:41:02,136
I'm going to count down
from 12...

724
00:41:03,269 --> 00:41:05,569
and when I get
to the end,

725
00:41:05,571 --> 00:41:07,907
Cliff... should...

726
00:41:09,776 --> 00:41:11,408
possess my body.

727
00:41:11,410 --> 00:41:12,613
Let's do it.

728
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:15,682
Twelve.

729
00:41:22,421 --> 00:41:23,423
Eleven.

730
00:41:27,727 --> 00:41:28,761
Ten.

731
00:41:30,796 --> 00:41:32,165
Nine.

732
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,767
Eight.

733
00:41:36,935 --> 00:41:38,338
Seven.

734
00:41:39,805 --> 00:41:40,907
Six.

735
00:41:42,675 --> 00:41:43,776
Five.

736
00:41:45,410 --> 00:41:46,345
Four.

737
00:41:48,481 --> 00:41:49,783
[voice shaking]
Three.

738
00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:52,553
Two.

739
00:41:53,919 --> 00:41:54,954
One.
Oh, my God!

740
00:41:56,555 --> 00:41:57,921
[voice shaking]
What's going on?

741
00:41:57,923 --> 00:41:58,891
What's, wh...

742
00:42:07,267 --> 00:42:08,268
Marvin!

743
00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:13,437
[woman's voice] Why the fuck you
have to strangle me, Marvin?

744
00:42:13,439 --> 00:42:16,573
I told you I wasn't
fuckin' nobody else.

745
00:42:16,575 --> 00:42:18,808
Latasha?
Oh, quit lyin', bitch.

746
00:42:18,810 --> 00:42:21,481
Your ass ain't nothin' but
old scandalous baldhead-ass ho!

747
00:42:24,617 --> 00:42:27,321
[deep voice]
Hey, I know you.

748
00:42:27,953 --> 00:42:29,520
Hey, fuhgeddaboutit!

749
00:42:29,522 --> 00:42:32,656
You're that moolie
that shot me on that buy.

750
00:42:32,658 --> 00:42:35,026
You think
you're the new kingfish?

751
00:42:35,028 --> 00:42:36,493
Fuhgeddaboutit!

752
00:42:36,495 --> 00:42:38,562
Sammy the Shark?

753
00:42:38,564 --> 00:42:40,930
Wait-Wait, you-you-you
full a shit, man.

754
00:42:40,932 --> 00:42:41,934
You tried to cheat me!

755
00:42:45,738 --> 00:42:49,372
Booze, how you gonna put a knife
in your own cousin's back?

756
00:42:49,374 --> 00:42:51,341
Now, come on, Booze!
I...

757
00:42:51,343 --> 00:42:52,713
Pee-Wee? What the fuck?

758
00:42:55,414 --> 00:42:56,881
[deep voice]
Gore, you're a punk!

759
00:42:56,883 --> 00:42:58,582
You had to shoot me
in a drive-by

760
00:42:58,584 --> 00:43:00,988
‘cause you were too chicken-shit
to face me straight up, huh?

761
00:43:03,689 --> 00:43:05,725
[British accent] Well, you're the
bloody wanker who carjacked me.

762
00:43:08,827 --> 00:43:10,895
This fool's bringing up
every cat we ever did murder.

763
00:43:10,897 --> 00:43:13,330
Hey, we... we just wanna
talk to Cliff, man!

764
00:43:13,332 --> 00:43:14,267
[growls]

765
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:25,475
[Cliff's voice] I can't
believe you motherfuckers

766
00:43:25,477 --> 00:43:28,578
had the nerve
to bring me back.

767
00:43:28,580 --> 00:43:30,450
Oh, my God.

768
00:43:31,651 --> 00:43:34,618
Baby, is it really you?

769
00:43:34,620 --> 00:43:37,721
Yes, it is.

770
00:43:37,723 --> 00:43:40,894
And you are lookin' fine
tonight, sugar.

771
00:43:42,627 --> 00:43:44,595
[cocks gun]
Welcome back, nigga.

772
00:43:44,597 --> 00:43:45,995
Booze!
What the fuck you doin'?

773
00:43:45,997 --> 00:43:47,833
Shut up, nigga!
I know what I'm doin'.

774
00:43:49,535 --> 00:43:51,468
Now, you gonna tell us
where that money at,

775
00:43:51,470 --> 00:43:54,638
or I'm gonna paint the walls
with your bitch's brains. Huh?

776
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:58,441
You can't do that, Booze,
cause your gun don't work.

777
00:43:58,443 --> 00:44:00,111
Oh, yeah?

778
00:44:00,113 --> 00:44:02,479
Oh, you done fucked
with the wrong nigger, huh?

779
00:44:02,481 --> 00:44:03,580
Come on.

780
00:44:03,582 --> 00:44:05,683
[clicking]

781
00:44:05,685 --> 00:44:07,718
- [chuckling]
- [gun clicking]

782
00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:09,656
[gun clicking]
What the fuck?

783
00:44:11,524 --> 00:44:12,426
What the fuck?

784
00:44:21,934 --> 00:44:24,868
Ain't this a bitch?

785
00:44:24,870 --> 00:44:27,171
You couldn't find me
a better body

786
00:44:27,173 --> 00:44:29,740
than this muthafuckin'
piece of shit to get me, huh?

787
00:44:29,742 --> 00:44:32,442
- [gun clicks]
- I killed you once,

788
00:44:32,444 --> 00:44:35,178
I'm about to do it again with
your punk ass, motherfucker.

789
00:44:35,180 --> 00:44:38,616
Oh, oh, oh, uh-oh, yeah.

790
00:44:38,618 --> 00:44:40,417
What the fuck
is all this dancin' shit?

791
00:44:40,419 --> 00:44:44,421
Ever tell you what my
favorite soul group was, huh?

792
00:44:44,423 --> 00:44:45,823
Huh? From the '70s?

793
00:44:45,825 --> 00:44:47,524
What was it, baby?

794
00:44:47,526 --> 00:44:50,194
- The Spinners, baby.
- That's right. The Spinners.

795
00:44:50,196 --> 00:44:51,694
Whoo!

796
00:44:51,696 --> 00:44:54,432
[cracking]

797
00:44:54,434 --> 00:44:55,635
Aw...

798
00:44:59,037 --> 00:45:00,136
Fuck, man!

799
00:45:00,138 --> 00:45:02,843
- [guns cock]
- Shit.

800
00:45:05,477 --> 00:45:07,912
You kick their fuckin'
asses for me, Papi.

801
00:45:07,914 --> 00:45:10,714
- B-dog, what we gonna do?
- Nigga, I don't know!

802
00:45:10,716 --> 00:45:16,220
Gore, you always had
a big-ass mouth.

803
00:45:16,222 --> 00:45:17,390
Shut the fuck up!

804
00:45:22,227 --> 00:45:27,131
But people who eat glass
in glass houses

805
00:45:27,133 --> 00:45:29,468
shouldn't throw stones.

806
00:45:47,986 --> 00:45:48,954
Ugh.

807
00:45:50,256 --> 00:45:52,589
[Cliff laughing]

808
00:45:52,591 --> 00:45:55,896
[stomach gurgling]

809
00:45:58,698 --> 00:46:00,700
Oh, fuck!

810
00:46:06,671 --> 00:46:08,138
Damn.

811
00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:11,107
[Cliff's voice] Somethin'
disagree with your tummy?

812
00:46:11,109 --> 00:46:13,209
They say it's 80 percent
what you eat, baby.

813
00:46:13,211 --> 00:46:15,245
That's right.

814
00:46:15,247 --> 00:46:17,548
- Get back, you spawn of Satan!
- Ah!

815
00:46:17,550 --> 00:46:19,549
In-In-In the name of Christ,
I command you!

816
00:46:19,551 --> 00:46:21,819
[whimpering]
Oh, put that away!

817
00:46:21,821 --> 00:46:24,254
Put it away. Where'd
you get religion, boy?

818
00:46:24,256 --> 00:46:27,258
Since-Since Gore showed me
Horror of Dracula.

819
00:46:27,260 --> 00:46:30,093
Well, you got two problems
with that, nigga.

820
00:46:30,095 --> 00:46:32,595
One, you gotta have faith
for that thing to work,

821
00:46:32,597 --> 00:46:36,834
and two,
I ain't no vampire, fool!

822
00:46:36,836 --> 00:46:41,540
Next time, try watchin'
The Exorcist.

823
00:46:42,908 --> 00:46:45,709
[screams]

824
00:46:45,711 --> 00:46:47,076
Cliff, chill out, man!

825
00:46:47,078 --> 00:46:49,546
I-I ain't the one
that even killed you!

826
00:46:49,548 --> 00:46:51,781
That-That was Booze, man.

827
00:46:51,783 --> 00:46:53,950
I got this motherfucker
to bring you back, huh?

828
00:46:53,952 --> 00:46:55,955
Yeah, and I intend
to thank you for that.

829
00:46:56,789 --> 00:46:57,854
Come on now, man.

830
00:46:57,856 --> 00:46:59,256
You got a body now,

831
00:46:59,258 --> 00:47:02,026
and-and you know, he rich,
richer than a motherfucker, man.

832
00:47:02,028 --> 00:47:03,928
It's a famous-ass
white boy right here, man.

833
00:47:03,930 --> 00:47:06,062
Famous-ass nigga!

834
00:47:06,064 --> 00:47:08,999
Come on. You know what kind of life
you about to be pimpin' now? Huh?

835
00:47:09,001 --> 00:47:12,201
Shit, as far as I'm concerned, look,
you ain't got nothing to be mad about.

836
00:47:12,203 --> 00:47:14,039
Fuck.
That-That's a good trade.

837
00:47:15,140 --> 00:47:16,839
Right?

838
00:47:16,841 --> 00:47:18,744
Except my dick
was bigger before.

839
00:47:20,345 --> 00:47:23,279
Ah, man. That shit
way overrated, man.

840
00:47:23,281 --> 00:47:24,816
Ain't that right, Sandra?
[chuckles]

841
00:47:28,888 --> 00:47:34,290
Brian, you never cared about
nobody in your life but yourself.

842
00:47:34,292 --> 00:47:38,227
All you cared about
is power.

843
00:47:38,229 --> 00:47:42,098
Well, I'm gonna give you
all the motherfuckin' power

844
00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:44,834
your greedy-ass heart
desires.

845
00:47:44,836 --> 00:47:48,040
How about 500 volts?

846
00:47:52,812 --> 00:47:55,745
[squealing]

847
00:47:55,747 --> 00:47:57,348
[screaming]

848
00:47:57,350 --> 00:48:00,783
[laughing, screaming]

849
00:48:00,785 --> 00:48:06,659
[screaming]

850
00:48:07,792 --> 00:48:11,629
[coughs]
That stinks, baby!

851
00:48:11,631 --> 00:48:14,832
Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust.

852
00:48:14,834 --> 00:48:16,169
Why are you
talkin' like that?

853
00:48:18,336 --> 00:48:20,638
I got to practice, baby.

854
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,740
Ooh, I gots to practice.

855
00:48:22,742 --> 00:48:23,707
[giggles]

856
00:48:23,709 --> 00:48:24,810
Mmm.

857
00:48:29,247 --> 00:48:30,649
[both giggling]

858
00:48:32,017 --> 00:48:35,287
[chattering]

859
00:48:39,024 --> 00:48:42,328
[whooping, clapping]

860
00:48:56,408 --> 00:48:58,741
[laughing]

861
00:48:58,743 --> 00:49:02,314
Sit down!
Sit your ass down.

862
00:49:03,448 --> 00:49:04,948
All right, all right.

863
00:49:04,950 --> 00:49:07,950
Let's get this party started.

864
00:49:07,952 --> 00:49:10,386
I am the man
who gets paid,

865
00:49:10,388 --> 00:49:14,191
because I can really talk
to dead people.

866
00:49:14,193 --> 00:49:20,798
Now, which one a-you
motherfuckers wanna go first?

867
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:24,638
[electronic female voice] The tale has been
successfully stored in the Patriot's memory.

868
00:49:26,805 --> 00:49:28,705
Who wants to go first?

869
00:49:28,707 --> 00:49:30,808
Now that's a story the
Robo-Patriot could learn from.

870
00:49:30,810 --> 00:49:32,776
I'm glad you liked it.

871
00:49:32,778 --> 00:49:34,343
I have more.

872
00:49:34,345 --> 00:49:35,879
Well, I hope it's as good.

873
00:49:35,881 --> 00:49:38,251
Um, excuse me a moment.
Excuse me, Lauren.

874
00:49:40,118 --> 00:49:41,919
Have you got
the progress report?

875
00:49:41,921 --> 00:49:44,721
He seems to be close
with his employees.

876
00:49:44,723 --> 00:49:47,390
He comes on to all the
women who work for him.

877
00:49:47,392 --> 00:49:49,028
- You too?
- Me too.

878
00:49:50,328 --> 00:49:54,163
But it is not why
I got the promotion.

879
00:49:54,165 --> 00:49:56,866
Why do you
put up with it?

880
00:49:56,868 --> 00:49:59,303
Because I believe
in the overall mission.

881
00:49:59,305 --> 00:50:00,437
American safety.

882
00:50:00,439 --> 00:50:03,506
Yeah, and making
a lot of money.

883
00:50:03,508 --> 00:50:05,408
I'm back.
Another story?

884
00:50:05,410 --> 00:50:07,211
Oh, ready to record.

885
00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:12,448
How about one that deals with
three favorite human pastimes?

886
00:50:12,450 --> 00:50:18,888
Sex, drugs, and this crazy
idea of bros over hos.

887
00:50:18,890 --> 00:50:22,292
I can't wait to hear this one.
Right, Kelly?

888
00:50:22,294 --> 00:50:23,196
Ah!

889
00:50:24,830 --> 00:50:27,901
Well, this one begins
as most modern romances do...

890
00:50:28,968 --> 00:50:30,901
with technology.

891
00:50:30,903 --> 00:50:33,136
[pop music playing]

892
00:50:33,138 --> 00:50:36,406
Hi, Ty. Carmen here
with my BFF, Liz.

893
00:50:36,408 --> 00:50:38,776
I told her all about you
and your buddy Kahad,

894
00:50:38,778 --> 00:50:41,410
and we're both really excited
to hook up with you.

895
00:50:41,412 --> 00:50:44,548
I texted you the address,
so we'll see you tonight.

896
00:50:44,550 --> 00:50:46,183
- Bye.
- Bye.

897
00:50:46,185 --> 00:50:48,185
Mm. So, you met these
babes on Tinder?

898
00:50:48,187 --> 00:50:50,053
Oh, yes, I did.

899
00:50:50,055 --> 00:50:52,955
Well, Carmen right there, the one
on the right, I met her on Tinder.

900
00:50:52,957 --> 00:50:54,957
We were chattin' up
a storm, man.

901
00:50:54,959 --> 00:50:57,794
She asked if I had a good-looking
friend for her girl, Liz.

902
00:50:57,796 --> 00:50:59,196
- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh!

903
00:50:59,198 --> 00:51:01,230
And I said no,
but I'll bring my boy Kahad.

904
00:51:01,232 --> 00:51:03,200
- Oh, ma... Fuck you, Ty.
- Yeah.

905
00:51:03,202 --> 00:51:06,002
You're lucky you're driving, 'cause I
woulda knocked your ass out just now.

906
00:51:06,004 --> 00:51:07,437
Would you? Yeah, tell me
that again after tonight,

907
00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:09,105
after you see how much
I hooked us up.

908
00:51:09,107 --> 00:51:10,506
These girls are smokin'.

909
00:51:10,508 --> 00:51:12,209
Oh, oh, okay!
All right.

910
00:51:12,211 --> 00:51:14,144
What did you tell them
to get 'em so hyped?

911
00:51:14,146 --> 00:51:16,212
I'm an agent and you're
a casting director.

912
00:51:16,214 --> 00:51:19,049
[laughs] I can't believe
that keeps working.

913
00:51:19,051 --> 00:51:21,118
Like, that's not hard
to check up on at all.

914
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:22,986
No, it isn't, at all.

915
00:51:22,988 --> 00:51:26,055
They are your typical actress,
model, wannabe singer types.

916
00:51:26,057 --> 00:51:27,290
It's stupid. It's easy.

917
00:51:27,292 --> 00:51:29,258
They're dumber than rocks,
that's what they are.

918
00:51:29,260 --> 00:51:32,562
Literally, and I mean, people
believe what they want to believe,

919
00:51:32,564 --> 00:51:35,899
they hear what they wanna hear, and I told
'em we were gonna get 'em real big parts.

920
00:51:35,901 --> 00:51:38,234
[laughing] They gonna get
big parts all right.

921
00:51:38,236 --> 00:51:40,236
- [both laughing]
- That's my boy.

922
00:51:40,238 --> 00:51:41,470
Yes!

923
00:51:41,472 --> 00:51:43,272
Goddamn it. You are bad.
I love it.

924
00:51:43,274 --> 00:51:45,609
- Can I get a amen?
- Amen!

925
00:51:45,611 --> 00:51:48,946
- Ooh!
- You know that!

926
00:51:48,948 --> 00:51:51,384
♪ You gonna be
My masterpiece ♪

927
00:51:53,986 --> 00:51:56,185
- Nice crib!
- Yeah.

928
00:51:56,187 --> 00:51:58,522
I thought you said
they were wannabes?

929
00:51:58,524 --> 00:52:00,357
Maybe they're trust fund babes.
I don't know.

930
00:52:00,359 --> 00:52:01,528
Let's go.

931
00:52:03,194 --> 00:52:06,363
♪ I'm gonna live forever
In your memory ♪

932
00:52:06,365 --> 00:52:08,966
♪ You gonna be
My masterpiece ♪

933
00:52:08,968 --> 00:52:10,200
Wannabes?

934
00:52:10,202 --> 00:52:13,970
[chattering]

935
00:52:13,972 --> 00:52:15,104
Wow.

936
00:52:15,106 --> 00:52:17,174
Do you fuckin' see this?

937
00:52:17,176 --> 00:52:18,044
Yes!

938
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:25,082
♪ 'Cause I'm gonna Live
forever In your memory ♪

939
00:52:25,084 --> 00:52:26,515
♪ Oooh ♪

940
00:52:26,517 --> 00:52:30,322
♪ Oh, you'll never find
Better than me ♪

941
00:52:33,057 --> 00:52:35,091
- Hi, guys! Welcome.
- Hello!

942
00:52:35,093 --> 00:52:37,261
- Come on in.
- Is this Mr. Kahad?

943
00:52:37,263 --> 00:52:39,296
- Yes, I am.
- Ooh.

944
00:52:39,298 --> 00:52:40,930
- Hi, baby.
- What's up, beautiful? How you doin'?

945
00:52:40,932 --> 00:52:43,600
So glad you're cute.
You look good.

946
00:52:43,602 --> 00:52:45,535
- Oh, my God. Thank you, thank you.
- Welcome to our home.

947
00:52:45,537 --> 00:52:49,006
- Yeah. Welcome.
- Mm, you look amazing. This is nice.

948
00:52:49,008 --> 00:52:51,375
- This is...
- This crib is insane.

949
00:52:51,377 --> 00:52:53,644
You guys can throw some
sick parties in here.

950
00:52:53,646 --> 00:52:57,013
- It's just y'all two livin' here?
- Yeah, it's what we're doin' right now.

951
00:52:57,015 --> 00:52:59,182
Mm, it only takes four
to make a party.

952
00:52:59,184 --> 00:53:01,151
Or three
if you're naughty.

953
00:53:01,153 --> 00:53:03,319
Mm.
I like that.

954
00:53:03,321 --> 00:53:04,921
- I wanna be naughty.
- Yeah?

955
00:53:04,923 --> 00:53:06,156
Yeah, I do.

956
00:53:06,158 --> 00:53:07,524
- You wanna be naughty with me?
- Mm-hmm.

957
00:53:07,526 --> 00:53:10,093
Hey, here's a crazy idea.

958
00:53:10,095 --> 00:53:13,263
You guys wanna play
a little game?

959
00:53:13,265 --> 00:53:16,667
♪ I don't need ya for nothin'
'Cause I got my own money ♪

960
00:53:16,669 --> 00:53:18,669
♪ I make my own money ♪

961
00:53:18,671 --> 00:53:22,071
"I've got 99 problems,
but blank ain't one."

962
00:53:22,073 --> 00:53:23,205
- All right.
- Okay.

963
00:53:23,207 --> 00:53:24,408
- Five.
- Whoa, whoa!

964
00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:26,709
- Four, three.
- You're going fast here.

965
00:53:26,711 --> 00:53:27,977
- Two.
- Okay, okay, okay.

966
00:53:27,979 --> 00:53:29,946
One!
[mimics buzzer]

967
00:53:29,948 --> 00:53:34,051
Okay, okay. What
do we have here?

968
00:53:34,053 --> 00:53:36,118
Okay, Ty.

969
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:40,290
"I've got 99 problems,
but The Chronic ain't one."

970
00:53:40,292 --> 00:53:43,192
The Chronic, ladies. Come on, right?
Am I right?

971
00:53:43,194 --> 00:53:45,194
- Mm...
- That's who she thought was gonna win?

972
00:53:45,196 --> 00:53:48,298
- You can just hand me the card, man.
- Agree to disagree?

973
00:53:48,300 --> 00:53:50,734
- I don't know about that.
- Agree to disagree.

974
00:53:50,736 --> 00:53:52,201
Uh, Carmen.

975
00:53:52,203 --> 00:53:56,006
"I've got 99 problems,
but smegma ain't one."

976
00:53:56,008 --> 00:53:57,274
- Oh, my...
- That's right.

977
00:53:57,276 --> 00:53:58,575
- That is so...
- I'm done.

978
00:53:58,577 --> 00:54:00,711
What in the world
is smegma?

979
00:54:00,713 --> 00:54:01,979
I'll show ya later.

980
00:54:01,981 --> 00:54:03,046
- Ew!
- What?

981
00:54:03,048 --> 00:54:05,314
[Ty] Nasty.

982
00:54:05,316 --> 00:54:11,421
And Liz, "I've got 99 problems, but
doin' the right thing ain't one."

983
00:54:11,423 --> 00:54:14,390
- No, it ain't.
- You better watch it. You better get your friend.

984
00:54:14,392 --> 00:54:16,759
That's my girl. Own it, baby.
Own it.

985
00:54:16,761 --> 00:54:19,698
And this round goes to...

986
00:54:21,232 --> 00:54:23,299
- Liz.
- [Ty] Ooh-hoo!

987
00:54:23,301 --> 00:54:24,600
This is rigged.
This game...

988
00:54:24,602 --> 00:54:25,669
- That's messed up.
- I'm done.

989
00:54:25,671 --> 00:54:27,370
Stop hatin'.

990
00:54:27,372 --> 00:54:28,437
- All I got left... I don't like all that.
- Stop, stop hatin'.

991
00:54:28,439 --> 00:54:29,506
All right, all right, all right.

992
00:54:29,508 --> 00:54:31,073
Settle, children.
Settle.

993
00:54:31,075 --> 00:54:32,475
[clears throat]

994
00:54:32,477 --> 00:54:35,212
"A recent
laboratory study shows

995
00:54:35,214 --> 00:54:38,482
that undergraduates
have 50 percent less sex

996
00:54:38,484 --> 00:54:42,285
after being exposed to..."
Five...

997
00:54:42,287 --> 00:54:43,620
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Four...

998
00:54:43,622 --> 00:54:45,022
- Oh, whoa, shit, um...
- Three...

999
00:54:45,024 --> 00:54:45,788
- Ooh, girl.
- Two...

1000
00:54:45,790 --> 00:54:47,491
- Um, okay.
- One...

1001
00:54:47,493 --> 00:54:50,359
I'm in.
I'm in.

1002
00:54:50,361 --> 00:54:51,660
All right.

1003
00:54:51,662 --> 00:54:54,163
"A recent
laboratory study shows

1004
00:54:54,165 --> 00:54:56,732
that undergraduates
have 50 percent less sex

1005
00:54:56,734 --> 00:54:59,403
after being exposed to..."

1006
00:54:59,405 --> 00:55:01,437
Ooh...
"Coat hanger abortion."

1007
00:55:01,439 --> 00:55:02,772
[Kahad]
Oh, dude.

1008
00:55:02,774 --> 00:55:05,642
Oh, don't act like
that's too far.

1009
00:55:05,644 --> 00:55:07,778
- All right. Kahad.
- Mm-hmm.

1010
00:55:07,780 --> 00:55:09,645
"A recent
laboratory study shows

1011
00:55:09,647 --> 00:55:12,682
that undergraduates
have 50 percent less sex

1012
00:55:12,684 --> 00:55:17,453
after being exposed to...
a bleached asshole."

1013
00:55:17,455 --> 00:55:19,256
[all laughing]

1014
00:55:19,258 --> 00:55:21,191
That should get you more play
if you're doin' it right, babe.

1015
00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:22,325
That was it.
That was it.

1016
00:55:22,327 --> 00:55:24,093
- I'll give you that.
- That was a good one.

1017
00:55:24,095 --> 00:55:25,328
[Carmen]
Some people like that.

1018
00:55:25,330 --> 00:55:27,363
- My girl, Carmen.
- Yes, baby.

1019
00:55:27,365 --> 00:55:31,401
"A recent laboratory study shows that
undergraduates have 50 percent less sex

1020
00:55:31,403 --> 00:55:36,372
after being exposed to...
a micro-penis."

1021
00:55:36,374 --> 00:55:38,375
- Ooh!
- Why are you pointing this way?

1022
00:55:38,377 --> 00:55:40,576
- [Carmen] Itty-bitty!
- [Ty] Kahad, you got your feelings hurt just now, man?

1023
00:55:40,578 --> 00:55:42,511
- Wait, why are... Don't... Hey.
- [Carmen] Super defensive.

1024
00:55:42,513 --> 00:55:44,848
- [all] Ooh!
- Don't say that too loud, you're gonna hurt Kahad's feelings.

1025
00:55:44,850 --> 00:55:46,482
- Hey, once you go this way...
- [Carmen] First smegma.

1026
00:55:46,484 --> 00:55:48,285
- Now micro-penis...
- You ain't goin' back, all right?

1027
00:55:48,287 --> 00:55:52,392
[Liz] We'll see, honey.
And the winner is...

1028
00:55:53,559 --> 00:55:55,792
- my girl, Carmen.
- Oh, yes!

1029
00:55:55,794 --> 00:55:58,595
- Wait, that beat "bleached assholes"?
- [Ty] This is rigged.

1030
00:55:58,597 --> 00:56:00,397
- Afraid so.
- Yeah, that beat "bleached"...

1031
00:56:00,399 --> 00:56:01,564
- [Kahad] Really?
- They're kickin' our ass.

1032
00:56:01,566 --> 00:56:03,600
- [Carmen] Super defensive.
- [Ty] Getting really defensive.

1033
00:56:03,602 --> 00:56:04,636
So defensive!

1034
00:56:11,310 --> 00:56:14,280
[Carmen] So, uh, Ty tells me
you cast a lot of blockbusters.

1035
00:56:15,580 --> 00:56:18,180
What's it like
to work with Marvel?

1036
00:56:18,182 --> 00:56:23,752
Um, well, they're really open
to all of my opinions.

1037
00:56:23,754 --> 00:56:28,325
In fact, I'm the one who suggested
Chris Pratt for Guardians.

1038
00:56:28,327 --> 00:56:31,328
- Wow! That's very cool.
- Mm-hmm.

1039
00:56:31,330 --> 00:56:33,763
[Kahad] I have a fourth eye
for spottin' talent.

1040
00:56:33,765 --> 00:56:36,332
My third eye's for spottin'
beautiful women like you two.

1041
00:56:36,334 --> 00:56:38,200
[all laugh]

1042
00:56:38,202 --> 00:56:42,538
All right, ladies. After a performance
like that, you deserve a drink.

1043
00:56:42,540 --> 00:56:45,278
- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.

1044
00:56:47,412 --> 00:56:49,513
All right,
let's make a toast.

1045
00:56:49,515 --> 00:56:52,915
To hot sweaty nights
spent howling at the moon.

1046
00:56:52,917 --> 00:56:54,651
I like that.
[howls, grunts]

1047
00:56:54,653 --> 00:56:56,155
[all laugh]

1048
00:56:59,290 --> 00:57:00,589
Ooh!

1049
00:57:00,591 --> 00:57:01,725
- Ah.
- Mm.

1050
00:57:01,727 --> 00:57:03,660
Mine tastes kinda funny.
[giggles]

1051
00:57:03,662 --> 00:57:04,597
Mine too.

1052
00:57:35,593 --> 00:57:37,394
- [squeals]
- [laughs]

1053
00:57:37,396 --> 00:57:40,763
Goddamn, these babes
are gorgeous.

1054
00:57:40,765 --> 00:57:43,299
- Mm.
- [Kahad] Oh, my God. I want the one with the curly hair.

1055
00:57:43,301 --> 00:57:45,267
All right,
don't get ahead of yourself,

1056
00:57:45,269 --> 00:57:47,437
‘cause I'm-a have both first, and then
you gonna have your turn, all right?

1057
00:57:47,439 --> 00:57:48,971
Wait, no. I'm not about to
have your sloppy seconds.

1058
00:57:48,973 --> 00:57:50,973
[laughs] Dude, that's
all you ever get.

1059
00:57:50,975 --> 00:57:53,276
[laughs] Oh-oh, okay. Okay.
So that's what we gonna do?

1060
00:57:53,278 --> 00:57:54,778
- We gonna flip a coin, okay?
- Okay.

1061
00:57:54,780 --> 00:57:56,546
That's what we gonna do.
Mm-mmm.

1062
00:57:56,548 --> 00:57:59,482
I have been in a room just like
this before with that chick Ilsa.

1063
00:57:59,484 --> 00:58:00,783
Uh-huh.

1064
00:58:00,785 --> 00:58:03,220
I bet you these girls
are into bondage and BDSM

1065
00:58:03,222 --> 00:58:04,220
and all sorts
of freaky shit.

1066
00:58:04,222 --> 00:58:05,788
They probably like
what we're about to do to 'em.

1067
00:58:05,790 --> 00:58:07,924
Oh, well,
maybe we should look around,

1068
00:58:07,926 --> 00:58:09,692
find their
whips and chains.

1069
00:58:09,694 --> 00:58:14,698
Damn, Kahad. What kind of man ties
up and beats unconscious women?

1070
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:17,500
You need to look at yourself.
I'm just sayin'.

1071
00:58:17,502 --> 00:58:19,935
- Dang, you're right.
- Yeah.

1072
00:58:19,937 --> 00:58:23,006
It is kinda sick, isn't it?
We should just fuck 'em.

1073
00:58:23,008 --> 00:58:24,674
[laughing]

1074
00:58:24,676 --> 00:58:26,779
That's my boy right there.
Show some class.

1075
00:58:28,946 --> 00:58:30,546
Oh, all right.
Look, look.

1076
00:58:30,548 --> 00:58:32,549
I want you to frame in,
focus on her tits,

1077
00:58:32,551 --> 00:58:34,250
and then we're gonna
pan over right here.

1078
00:58:34,252 --> 00:58:36,519
No, what I want you to do is
not tell me how to do my job.

1079
00:58:36,521 --> 00:58:38,388
- Kahad... Kahad...
- I'm the director here, okay?

1080
00:58:38,390 --> 00:58:39,923
Focus on the tits,
all right?

1081
00:58:39,925 --> 00:58:41,491
Okay, okay.

1082
00:58:41,493 --> 00:58:43,259
[Ty whispers]
Goddamn it.

1083
00:58:43,261 --> 00:58:46,363
- [Kahad] Crazy. All right, man. We are...
- [Ty] God.

1084
00:58:46,365 --> 00:58:47,732
...set.

1085
00:58:48,899 --> 00:58:50,403
We ready?

1086
00:58:51,502 --> 00:58:52,801
Um...

1087
00:58:52,803 --> 00:58:54,839
It... I don't know.
It's... I don't know.

1088
00:59:01,879 --> 00:59:03,479
- What did you do?
- I-I...

1089
00:59:03,481 --> 00:59:04,647
- It's broken...
- I didn't do nothin'.

1090
00:59:04,649 --> 00:59:06,015
Same thing I've been
doing the past several...

1091
00:59:06,017 --> 00:59:07,953
Okay. I'm gonna... Watch.
I'm gonna fix it.

1092
00:59:09,521 --> 00:59:10,555
[clicks]

1093
00:59:11,923 --> 00:59:13,693
[camera dings]

1094
00:59:14,626 --> 00:59:17,562
[hissing]

1095
00:59:20,731 --> 00:59:21,967
[hissing]

1096
00:59:23,535 --> 00:59:25,972
[laughing]

1097
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,506
They're vampires. Vampires.

1098
00:59:30,508 --> 00:59:32,075
No. Bullshit!

1099
00:59:32,077 --> 00:59:33,613
These bitches must
think it's Halloween.

1100
00:59:34,780 --> 00:59:37,046
Trick or treat.

1101
00:59:37,048 --> 00:59:38,814
Trick or treat.

1102
00:59:38,816 --> 00:59:42,519
[together] Give us
something warm to drink.

1103
00:59:42,521 --> 00:59:44,587
[women laughing]

1104
00:59:44,589 --> 00:59:46,459
- Bring it the fuck on!
- Yeah, come on!

1105
00:59:48,526 --> 00:59:50,428
[groaning] Ah!

1106
00:59:53,932 --> 00:59:55,999
- Go, go, go, go, go!
- Get up!

1107
00:59:56,001 --> 00:59:58,100
Get up, Ty!
Get up! Let's go!

1108
00:59:58,102 --> 01:00:00,102
- Go, go, go!
- I'm going!

1109
01:00:00,104 --> 01:00:02,071
Let's get the fuck
outta here!

1110
01:00:02,073 --> 01:00:03,406
Oh, sh...

1111
01:00:03,408 --> 01:00:05,107
[snarling]

1112
01:00:05,109 --> 01:00:06,278
[chomping]

1113
01:00:06,944 --> 01:00:08,812
[men screaming]

1114
01:00:08,814 --> 01:00:10,379
No, get off!
Get off!

1115
01:00:10,381 --> 01:00:12,651
- [screaming continues]
- [snarling, growling]

1116
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,062
[gasping]

1117
01:00:24,863 --> 01:00:29,734
[groaning]

1118
01:00:33,939 --> 01:00:37,374
[wind gusting]

1119
01:00:37,376 --> 01:00:39,642
What is this?
What is this?

1120
01:00:39,644 --> 01:00:41,444
Oh, shit!
Where the hell are we?

1121
01:00:41,446 --> 01:00:44,781
And what the fuck are those guys?
What the fuck?

1122
01:00:44,783 --> 01:00:46,515
I don't know,
but I don't wanna find out.

1123
01:00:46,517 --> 01:00:47,917
Let's get outta here.

1124
01:00:47,919 --> 01:00:49,685
I'm not feelin'
too good at all, man.

1125
01:00:49,687 --> 01:00:51,453
Ah! Me neither, man.

1126
01:00:51,455 --> 01:00:54,424
Those bitches practically
drained us dry.

1127
01:00:54,426 --> 01:00:56,392
[Carmen] We thought you
two would never wake up.

1128
01:00:56,394 --> 01:00:57,926
[Ty] Why are you doing this to us?
What do you want?

1129
01:00:57,928 --> 01:01:00,162
[Carmen]
Isn't it obvious?

1130
01:01:00,164 --> 01:01:04,767
We're a pair of predators who do our
hunting on the Internet just like you.

1131
01:01:04,769 --> 01:01:06,502
Ah, fuck!

1132
01:01:06,504 --> 01:01:08,470
[Liz] Oh, but most
of our stud-morsels

1133
01:01:08,472 --> 01:01:10,707
have the good manners
to shrivel up and die...

1134
01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:11,941
[all snarling]

1135
01:01:11,943 --> 01:01:13,977
...after we feed.

1136
01:01:13,979 --> 01:01:19,749
But some turn, and we can't just
let them run loose in the streets.

1137
01:01:19,751 --> 01:01:22,618
It wouldn't be very...
discreet.

1138
01:01:22,620 --> 01:01:27,624
So, we keep them locked down
here, starving with blood lust.

1139
01:01:27,626 --> 01:01:29,825
[women laughing]

1140
01:01:29,827 --> 01:01:32,694
[snarling continues]

1141
01:01:32,696 --> 01:01:37,500
It would be sad if they hadn't all
been such rotten little fuckers.

1142
01:01:37,502 --> 01:01:40,870
Look, look. We will not
tell anybody! Anybody!

1143
01:01:40,872 --> 01:01:42,872
- Just let us go, okay?
- Christ, man.

1144
01:01:42,874 --> 01:01:44,774
- Just let us fucking go.
- I think I'm gonna be sick.

1145
01:01:44,776 --> 01:01:47,176
- Shut the fuck up, man!
- [shrieks]

1146
01:01:47,178 --> 01:01:50,180
We like to give them
the leftovers.

1147
01:01:50,182 --> 01:01:53,116
- Stop, no! No! Do not do this! Please...
- Please don't do this!

1148
01:01:53,118 --> 01:01:55,551
- [vampires laughing]
- [men crying, shouting]

1149
01:01:55,553 --> 01:01:57,153
- [gate alarm buzzing]
- [man] No, no, no, no!

1150
01:01:57,155 --> 01:01:58,455
- [vampires snarling]
- [men screaming]

1151
01:01:58,457 --> 01:02:01,691
- No! No! No! Ah!
- Oh, God!

1152
01:02:01,693 --> 01:02:04,593
- [men screaming]
- [chomping, crunching]

1153
01:02:04,595 --> 01:02:07,464
[Ty] No! No! Get off of me!

1154
01:02:07,466 --> 01:02:10,066
Oh! Oh, no! Ah! Ah!

1155
01:02:10,068 --> 01:02:12,968
- [screaming continues]
- [laughter continues]

1156
01:02:12,970 --> 01:02:15,571
Help me, please! Help!
[screaming, indistinct]

1157
01:02:15,573 --> 01:02:18,674
- [screaming continues]
- [crunching, sloshing]

1158
01:02:18,676 --> 01:02:21,211
[laughing]

1159
01:02:21,213 --> 01:02:24,580
[electronic female voice] The tale has been
successfully stored in the Patriot's memory.

1160
01:02:24,582 --> 01:02:26,115
Poor bastards.

1161
01:02:26,117 --> 01:02:27,019
[Simms] Really?

1162
01:02:29,086 --> 01:02:32,590
Sounds like the Robo-Patriot
won't be going after rapists.

1163
01:02:33,258 --> 01:02:35,558
Like hell it won't.

1164
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:39,127
You do understand that
aliens crossing our borders,

1165
01:02:39,129 --> 01:02:41,230
so many of
them criminals, rapists.

1166
01:02:41,232 --> 01:02:44,734
We are providing
the answer.

1167
01:02:44,736 --> 01:02:48,238
- But those young guys? Hormones.
- Hmm.

1168
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:51,607
Boys will be boys. I mean,
they have to be to become men.

1169
01:02:51,609 --> 01:02:52,808
Am I right, Grant?

1170
01:02:52,810 --> 01:02:55,448
Yeah, b-boys have to
become men, right?

1171
01:02:56,548 --> 01:02:58,651
You agree, Kelly?

1172
01:03:02,787 --> 01:03:04,620
Here's the thing.

1173
01:03:04,622 --> 01:03:08,726
Some women, far from virtuous,
if you get my meaning.

1174
01:03:09,693 --> 01:03:11,961
Yes, virtue.

1175
01:03:11,963 --> 01:03:15,098
[Beach] Yeah, yeah,
and anyone who says

1176
01:03:15,100 --> 01:03:20,870
that all women are bastions of
virtue don't understand shit.

1177
01:03:20,872 --> 01:03:22,872
[screams]

1178
01:03:22,874 --> 01:03:25,140
The shit!

1179
01:03:25,142 --> 01:03:30,115
No, Mr. Beach,
they do not understand the shit!

1180
01:03:31,649 --> 01:03:36,752
They do not understand
the shit at all.

1181
01:03:36,754 --> 01:03:41,493
In fact, no one really
understands the shit.

1182
01:03:48,133 --> 01:03:49,835
Do we have time
for another tale?

1183
01:04:15,727 --> 01:04:16,962
Stay back here, boy.

1184
01:04:33,711 --> 01:04:35,914
[knocking]

1185
01:04:36,981 --> 01:04:38,816
[knocking]

1186
01:04:40,385 --> 01:04:41,819
[knocking]

1187
01:04:43,321 --> 01:04:47,760
[knocking]

1188
01:04:57,334 --> 01:04:58,937
You got two boys
from Chicago here?

1189
01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:02,741
Yes, sir.

1190
01:05:05,743 --> 01:05:07,812
I want the one that did
all the talking down in Money.

1191
01:05:14,752 --> 01:05:15,687
Yes, sir.

1192
01:05:21,993 --> 01:05:23,292
Better turn on some lights,
preacher.

1193
01:05:23,294 --> 01:05:24,660
[door closes]

1194
01:05:24,662 --> 01:05:27,231
Can't, sir.
Electricity's out.

1195
01:05:48,687 --> 01:05:50,356
[man] You the nigger
who did the talkin'?

1196
01:05:56,861 --> 01:05:57,830
Yeah.

1197
01:06:02,133 --> 01:06:05,870
Mm-hmm.
Don't you "yeah" me, boy.

1198
01:06:07,738 --> 01:06:09,140
I'll blow your head off.

1199
01:06:10,841 --> 01:06:12,110
Put your clothes on.

1200
01:06:18,216 --> 01:06:19,385
You gonna do
what I said, boy?

1201
01:06:22,453 --> 01:06:25,321
[gasps]

1202
01:06:25,323 --> 01:06:27,457
You okay?
Our baby kicking?

1203
01:06:27,459 --> 01:06:28,727
It was that boy again.

1204
01:06:30,127 --> 01:06:32,895
Emily, it's just a dream.
We talked about this.

1205
01:06:32,897 --> 01:06:35,064
He's not sure
we deserve this baby.

1206
01:06:35,066 --> 01:06:38,868
What?
Of course we deserve it.

1207
01:06:38,870 --> 01:06:41,770
Baby, I have this feeling
he wants to take it away.

1208
01:06:41,772 --> 01:06:44,339
[sighs] This time
will be different.

1209
01:06:44,341 --> 01:06:46,241
What did Dr. Gwinett say
at your last visit?

1210
01:06:46,243 --> 01:06:50,312
- "Everything looks fine."
- That was last week.

1211
01:06:50,314 --> 01:06:54,984
Well, I'll give him a call to come
over first thing tomorrow, okay?

1212
01:06:54,986 --> 01:06:59,421
Now, I just want you to close
your eyes, clear your mind,

1213
01:06:59,423 --> 01:07:02,024
think about how beautiful
this baby is gonna be.

1214
01:07:02,026 --> 01:07:03,796
Go back to sleep.

1215
01:07:04,828 --> 01:07:06,796
No.

1216
01:07:06,798 --> 01:07:08,801
No, he'll just be there
waiting for me.

1217
01:07:12,035 --> 01:07:13,037
And then...

1218
01:07:17,274 --> 01:07:19,977
[crying]
He's gonna be here.

1219
01:07:21,412 --> 01:07:23,147
Emily, get back in bed.

1220
01:07:26,216 --> 01:07:28,052
[Emily crying]

1221
01:07:29,453 --> 01:07:33,057
Please! Just leave him!

1222
01:07:34,859 --> 01:07:35,994
Please.

1223
01:07:38,930 --> 01:07:42,468
Just leave him! Please.

1224
01:07:43,368 --> 01:07:44,901
Can't you just leave him?

1225
01:07:44,903 --> 01:07:46,968
He ain't got good sense.

1226
01:07:46,970 --> 01:07:48,473
He didn't know
what he was doin'.

1227
01:07:49,307 --> 01:07:50,475
Don't take him.

1228
01:07:51,843 --> 01:07:53,408
[man] Just your shoes.

1229
01:07:53,410 --> 01:07:55,079
I don't wear shoes
without socks.

1230
01:07:56,881 --> 01:07:58,214
[woman] Please.

1231
01:07:58,216 --> 01:08:02,084
I will pay you gentlemen
for whatever damages

1232
01:08:02,086 --> 01:08:04,089
if you will
just leave him here.

1233
01:08:06,925 --> 01:08:08,227
How much you got?

1234
01:08:14,833 --> 01:08:16,201
You best be
gettin' back to bed.

1235
01:08:17,534 --> 01:08:20,502
And I mean,
I wanna hear springs.

1236
01:08:20,504 --> 01:08:22,540
In fact, all you niggers
need to go back to sleep.

1237
01:08:26,177 --> 01:08:28,113
[crying]

1238
01:08:47,464 --> 01:08:48,930
[man] You know anybody here?

1239
01:08:48,932 --> 01:08:51,435
[man 2] No, sir.
I don't know you.

1240
01:08:53,637 --> 01:08:56,205
How old are you?

1241
01:08:56,207 --> 01:08:59,108
Sixty-four.

1242
01:08:59,110 --> 01:09:02,414
Well, if tomorrow you decide you know somebody
here, you're not gonna live to be 65.

1243
01:09:03,413 --> 01:09:05,016
Now get inside...

1244
01:09:06,351 --> 01:09:08,053
if you want to live
to see another sunrise.

1245
01:09:11,455 --> 01:09:12,423
[engine starts]

1246
01:09:28,972 --> 01:09:30,542
Well, it happened again
last night.

1247
01:09:33,043 --> 01:09:34,579
Well, I-I tried that, but...

1248
01:09:36,647 --> 01:09:38,050
Okay.

1249
01:09:39,950 --> 01:09:44,185
[sighs] Yeah, I... I appreciate it.
Whatever you can do.

1250
01:09:44,187 --> 01:09:46,087
A-As soon as you can get here.

1251
01:09:46,089 --> 01:09:47,860
Thank you.

1252
01:09:50,461 --> 01:09:51,562
[phone clatters]

1253
01:10:09,713 --> 01:10:12,148
How is she?
How's Emily?

1254
01:10:12,150 --> 01:10:15,318
Well, she finally went to sleep. I just got off
the phone with Dr. Gwinett. He's on his way.

1255
01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:19,287
You know I don't think all this
activity is doing her any good.

1256
01:10:19,289 --> 01:10:20,956
Mama, let's not
do this today, okay?

1257
01:10:20,958 --> 01:10:24,093
I told you she doesn't need
to be worrying about a campaign.

1258
01:10:24,095 --> 01:10:26,362
You wouldn't be saying that if I was
throwin' support behind Jenkins.

1259
01:10:26,364 --> 01:10:27,863
- It's only because it's Cotton.
- True.

1260
01:10:27,865 --> 01:10:32,568
I don't understand you supporting a
race-baiting bastard like William Cotton.

1261
01:10:32,570 --> 01:10:37,173
But no matter who it was, I would be
saying something, because she needs rest.

1262
01:10:37,175 --> 01:10:39,274
- You remember last year.
- Yeah, I remember.

1263
01:10:39,276 --> 01:10:41,577
I was there in the room.

1264
01:10:41,579 --> 01:10:44,380
I'm just saying, another
loss will destroy her.

1265
01:10:44,382 --> 01:10:46,618
You don't think I realize that?
You don't think I care?

1266
01:10:48,552 --> 01:10:51,122
Well, you must got a pretty
low opinion about your son.

1267
01:10:53,123 --> 01:10:54,991
For God sakes, Mama,
it was my child too!

1268
01:10:54,993 --> 01:10:56,928
Then damn it, Henry,
act like it.

1269
01:11:26,257 --> 01:11:27,392
If I were you...

1270
01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:32,029
I'd apologize
to Mr. Bryant.

1271
01:11:36,199 --> 01:11:38,069
Maybe you'd get off with
just a bit of a beatin'.

1272
01:11:42,406 --> 01:11:46,742
If you cared about your child's
future, your wife's, or my future,

1273
01:11:46,744 --> 01:11:49,277
you wouldn't be
supporting Cotton.

1274
01:11:49,279 --> 01:11:52,113
That man wants to close down
ten more voting locations,

1275
01:11:52,115 --> 01:11:54,050
all of them
in black districts.

1276
01:11:54,052 --> 01:11:56,684
No, no, no, all in Democratic
districts, and I'm a Republican.

1277
01:11:56,686 --> 01:11:59,388
- Why you putting race into it?
- "Putting"?

1278
01:11:59,390 --> 01:12:03,358
He's purposely making it harder
for black people to vote.

1279
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:07,162
- Race is already in it.
- No, it doesn't have to be.

1280
01:12:07,164 --> 01:12:10,532
You and Daddy raised me to work
hard, get ahead, and beat the odds.

1281
01:12:10,534 --> 01:12:13,068
Daddy said singles
don't mean a damn thing.

1282
01:12:13,070 --> 01:12:15,371
Black man's gotta hit a home
run if he wants to score,

1283
01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:17,372
and that's
what I'm doing.

1284
01:12:17,374 --> 01:12:19,675
Not everybody
can hit a home run.

1285
01:12:19,677 --> 01:12:22,143
I bet William Cotton and every
one of those racist fools

1286
01:12:22,145 --> 01:12:24,145
he appeals to
can't hit one either.

1287
01:12:24,147 --> 01:12:25,747
William Cotton's
about to be governor.

1288
01:12:25,749 --> 01:12:27,616
That's a home run.

1289
01:12:27,618 --> 01:12:30,286
It is not a home run when
you're born on third base.

1290
01:12:30,288 --> 01:12:32,420
Oh, Mama.

1291
01:12:32,422 --> 01:12:34,091
What the hell is she doin'?

1292
01:12:35,293 --> 01:12:36,528
Emily?

1293
01:12:39,564 --> 01:12:42,331
Emily, shouldn't you stay in bed
until Dr. Gwinett gets here?

1294
01:12:42,333 --> 01:12:44,300
He's having doubts.

1295
01:12:44,302 --> 01:12:46,102
Who's having doubts?
About what?

1296
01:12:46,104 --> 01:12:49,804
The boy. He's having
doubts about dying.

1297
01:12:49,806 --> 01:12:52,108
And if he doesn't die, he's gonna
come right out of those woods.

1298
01:12:52,110 --> 01:12:53,541
- I need to...
- No, no, no.

1299
01:12:53,543 --> 01:12:55,643
- Nobody's gonna take our baby, okay?
- I do feel a presence.

1300
01:12:55,645 --> 01:12:58,313
Mama, please! Stop!

1301
01:12:58,315 --> 01:13:01,149
Can't you see
she's wound up enough?

1302
01:13:01,151 --> 01:13:04,252
Now, listen,
both of you.

1303
01:13:04,254 --> 01:13:07,825
Nobody's out there, and no one's
gonna touch our baby, all right?

1304
01:13:09,627 --> 01:13:11,426
Let's go back inside.

1305
01:13:11,428 --> 01:13:13,161
Dr. Gwinett'll be here
in a minute.

1306
01:13:13,163 --> 01:13:14,598
Come on.
It's okay.

1307
01:13:27,912 --> 01:13:30,446
[Gwinett] Emily, the baby
seems to be just fine.

1308
01:13:30,448 --> 01:13:32,680
- You're sure?
- Yes.

1309
01:13:32,682 --> 01:13:36,719
But do yourself and your baby
a favor and stay in bed.

1310
01:13:36,721 --> 01:13:40,355
And if things aren't better by
tomorrow, you come by my office.

1311
01:13:40,357 --> 01:13:42,427
- Good?
- Yeah.

1312
01:13:44,294 --> 01:13:46,261
- Keep an eye on her.
- Okay.

1313
01:13:46,263 --> 01:13:48,163
What about the dreams?

1314
01:13:48,165 --> 01:13:52,835
[laughs] Pregnancy can do odd things
with body chemistry, hormones.

1315
01:13:52,837 --> 01:13:54,636
They're just dreams.

1316
01:13:54,638 --> 01:13:56,705
Like I used to tell
my children,

1317
01:13:56,707 --> 01:13:59,241
think of something really
wonderful as you drift off.

1318
01:13:59,243 --> 01:14:01,279
That often does the trick.

1319
01:14:05,716 --> 01:14:08,651
So you mean, she shouldn't even come
downstairs for the fund-raiser this evening?

1320
01:14:08,653 --> 01:14:11,189
I'm telling you,
she shouldn't leave that bed.

1321
01:14:13,690 --> 01:14:16,825
- All right. Thanks, Martin.
- Anytime, Henry.

1322
01:14:16,827 --> 01:14:19,396
You think Dr. Gwinett
is right, Mama Bradley?

1323
01:14:21,298 --> 01:14:22,501
I just need
to think good thoughts?

1324
01:14:23,801 --> 01:14:27,205
I don't know,
but I know someone who might.

1325
01:14:28,838 --> 01:14:30,605
Mama, where you goin'?

1326
01:14:30,607 --> 01:14:32,774
I need you to stay with Emily while
I deal with this fund-raiser.

1327
01:14:32,776 --> 01:14:34,843
You watch her until I get back.

1328
01:14:34,845 --> 01:14:37,246
And to hell
with that damn fund-raiser!

1329
01:14:37,248 --> 01:14:38,917
- [car door slams]
- [engine starts]

1330
01:14:50,727 --> 01:14:53,498
[crowd chattering]

1331
01:15:00,837 --> 01:15:02,537
Excuse me.
Excuse me.

1332
01:15:02,539 --> 01:15:04,907
Thank you, sir.

1333
01:15:04,909 --> 01:15:07,412
Ladies and gentlemen, if I could
have your attention, please.

1334
01:15:08,846 --> 01:15:11,246
First of all, we'd like
to thank you for coming out.

1335
01:15:11,248 --> 01:15:13,983
But for now, I want to
introduce the man of the hour,

1336
01:15:13,985 --> 01:15:16,888
Mayor, soon to be governor,
William Cotton.

1337
01:15:18,655 --> 01:15:19,721
- Thank you, Henry.
- Yes, sir.

1338
01:15:19,723 --> 01:15:21,624
Appreciate that.

1339
01:15:21,626 --> 01:15:24,760
Thank you very much.
Appreciate you coming out.

1340
01:15:24,762 --> 01:15:27,528
I'd like to thank Henry
again for this fine event

1341
01:15:27,530 --> 01:15:30,799
at this beautiful fabulous
home he's got here.

1342
01:15:30,801 --> 01:15:32,404
What a place.
What a place.

1343
01:15:33,570 --> 01:15:35,536
And take a look at this.

1344
01:15:35,538 --> 01:15:37,572
Takes you back in time,
doesn't it?

1345
01:15:37,574 --> 01:15:39,410
Goes well
with my campaign slogan.

1346
01:15:41,345 --> 01:15:43,778
"Let's take Mississippi back"

1347
01:15:43,780 --> 01:15:46,348
to the core values we've always
had here in the South.

1348
01:15:46,350 --> 01:15:49,018
[light applause]

1349
01:15:49,020 --> 01:15:50,422
And to have
a man like Henry...

1350
01:15:52,455 --> 01:15:55,560
who, in his past, would have
been serving this party...

1351
01:15:56,560 --> 01:15:57,725
instead of hosting it.

1352
01:15:57,727 --> 01:15:59,827
[all laugh]

1353
01:15:59,829 --> 01:16:04,599
Anyway, anyway, now Henry
has this fine plantation home.

1354
01:16:04,601 --> 01:16:09,037
- And a very fine, and a very white wife, as I recall.
- [crowd tittering]

1355
01:16:09,039 --> 01:16:11,307
- Where is she, anyway, Henry?
- Ah, she's feeling a little tired, sir.

1356
01:16:11,309 --> 01:16:12,610
The pregnancy and all.

1357
01:16:13,843 --> 01:16:18,046
Well, we'll let
that little lady rest.

1358
01:16:18,048 --> 01:16:21,752
I imagine it's big work carrying
around all that extra weight.

1359
01:16:23,520 --> 01:16:25,888
It makes me glad I got
an outie instead of a innie,

1360
01:16:25,890 --> 01:16:28,057
if you catch
my meaning.

1361
01:16:28,059 --> 01:16:30,459
[all laughing]

1362
01:16:30,461 --> 01:16:34,063
The thing is... thing is, Henry,
his beautiful white wife,

1363
01:16:34,065 --> 01:16:36,665
this fine home,

1364
01:16:36,667 --> 01:16:42,374
only goes to prove that we have moved
past all that racial rigmarole.

1365
01:16:44,975 --> 01:16:48,613
Times have changed, my friends.
Times have changed.

1366
01:17:11,769 --> 01:17:13,038
[clicks teeth]
Hmm.

1367
01:17:37,595 --> 01:17:38,930
[man]
Get on the post, boy.

1368
01:17:44,735 --> 01:17:46,338
I've got him.
I've got him.

1369
01:17:51,574 --> 01:17:55,710
Now, boy, you ain't
got the right

1370
01:17:55,712 --> 01:17:58,682
to half look
at a white woman...

1371
01:18:00,650 --> 01:18:04,085
much less whistle at one.

1372
01:18:04,087 --> 01:18:06,690
- I do all the time back home.
- Well, you ain't back home.

1373
01:18:08,559 --> 01:18:11,428
Down here, niggers gonna respect
a white man and his woman.

1374
01:18:15,065 --> 01:18:17,369
I'm not respecting anyone
that's not respecting me.

1375
01:18:19,736 --> 01:18:21,502
And that's all
there is to that.

1376
01:18:21,504 --> 01:18:24,706
Chicago, would you
please apologize to the man

1377
01:18:24,708 --> 01:18:26,175
so maybe he
take it easy on you?

1378
01:18:26,177 --> 01:18:29,745
- You shut up, boy!
- That's right, boy!

1379
01:18:29,747 --> 01:18:33,551
I don't need one nigger tellin'
another nigger how to obey me.

1380
01:18:35,886 --> 01:18:37,756
I can do that on my own.

1381
01:18:40,024 --> 01:18:43,128
Them that want to get ahead can get ahead.
Them that want to vote...

1382
01:18:45,128 --> 01:18:48,130
can get their lazy ass off the sofa
they bought with a welfare check.

1383
01:18:48,132 --> 01:18:52,233
- [man] Yeah.
- Sign up for an ID, and go to a voting booth!

1384
01:18:52,235 --> 01:18:54,702
On a proper weekday to vote!

1385
01:18:54,704 --> 01:18:59,808
Closing a few polling locations does not mean
that we're trying to keep the blacks from voting.

1386
01:18:59,810 --> 01:19:01,076
No, sir.

1387
01:19:01,078 --> 01:19:03,711
We just trying
to be efficient.

1388
01:19:03,713 --> 01:19:06,247
After all, we're all
in the same party, right?

1389
01:19:06,249 --> 01:19:08,752
- Indeed we are, sir.
- It doesn't have to be about race...

1390
01:19:10,620 --> 01:19:12,587
when it can be about money.

1391
01:19:12,589 --> 01:19:14,622
And I'm-a take all your money
here tonight...

1392
01:19:14,624 --> 01:19:16,791
[all laughing]

1393
01:19:16,793 --> 01:19:18,693
to ensure our victory
in the fall

1394
01:19:18,695 --> 01:19:23,534
so we can take Mississippi back to the
values that made this state great.

1395
01:19:25,735 --> 01:19:27,702
[panting]

1396
01:19:27,704 --> 01:19:29,670
I don't know what kind of poison
they feedin' niggers up north

1397
01:19:29,672 --> 01:19:30,809
to make 'em act
the way you do.

1398
01:19:35,745 --> 01:19:38,546
But down here,

1399
01:19:38,548 --> 01:19:41,653
you're either gonna be a good
nigger or a dead nigger.

1400
01:19:47,591 --> 01:19:49,928
I'll die like a man
before I live like a nigger.

1401
01:19:50,628 --> 01:19:52,530
You uppity...

1402
01:19:54,131 --> 01:19:55,098
[grunts]

1403
01:20:00,904 --> 01:20:02,573
You sure that's the way
you want it, boy?

1404
01:20:03,540 --> 01:20:04,542
I'm a reasonable man.

1405
01:20:08,177 --> 01:20:09,948
I ain't ever beat
no nigger before.

1406
01:20:15,052 --> 01:20:16,818
[whimpers]

1407
01:20:16,820 --> 01:20:18,690
So I'm gonna give you
one more chance...

1408
01:20:20,257 --> 01:20:21,693
to make the right decision.

1409
01:20:28,065 --> 01:20:31,198
Rousing speech, sir.
I see a lot of checkbooks open.

1410
01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:34,135
Yeah, money's important, Henry.

1411
01:20:34,137 --> 01:20:36,837
But not near as important
as you remembering

1412
01:20:36,839 --> 01:20:41,009
how to vote on closing those
polling locations, councilman.

1413
01:20:41,011 --> 01:20:43,010
Now, we need you
to get out front,

1414
01:20:43,012 --> 01:20:46,180
take some of the heat off of
your less civic-minded relative.

1415
01:20:46,182 --> 01:20:49,785
Now, you do that,
and I'll see to it

1416
01:20:49,787 --> 01:20:51,920
that you get
the Mayor's office

1417
01:20:51,922 --> 01:20:55,823
when I get
the Governor's mansion.

1418
01:20:55,825 --> 01:20:57,125
- I'm honored, sir.
- [Emily] He's going to live!

1419
01:20:57,127 --> 01:20:59,327
- [Henry] Emily!
- Hold on, hold on.

1420
01:20:59,329 --> 01:21:01,729
We all know what happened last time.
It'll be all right.

1421
01:21:01,731 --> 01:21:04,265
Henry,
he's decided to live.

1422
01:21:04,267 --> 01:21:07,169
Emily, we all happy to know
your baby done decided to live.

1423
01:21:07,171 --> 01:21:10,138
That boy from the fields
has decided to live,

1424
01:21:10,140 --> 01:21:12,142
and if he does,
it will kill this baby.

1425
01:21:13,310 --> 01:21:14,279
Emily!

1426
01:21:17,914 --> 01:21:19,050
[Henry] Emily!

1427
01:21:20,016 --> 01:21:21,249
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.

1428
01:21:21,251 --> 01:21:23,751
No, he's out there.
He's in that field.

1429
01:21:23,753 --> 01:21:26,054
Now I will kill him.
I'll kill him myself.

1430
01:21:26,056 --> 01:21:28,090
- [crowd murmuring]
- Emily!

1431
01:21:28,092 --> 01:21:29,027
[women gasping]

1432
01:21:30,260 --> 01:21:31,195
I see you!

1433
01:21:36,100 --> 01:21:37,799
He's right...
He's right there, Henry.

1434
01:21:37,801 --> 01:21:40,368
- Emily, there's nobody there.
- He is killing our baby.

1435
01:21:40,370 --> 01:21:42,103
[Henry] Please, sweetie.
Just put down the knife.

1436
01:21:42,105 --> 01:21:43,772
- The baby's fine.
- No, Henry, look.

1437
01:21:43,774 --> 01:21:45,941
- No!
- [crowd gasps, screams]

1438
01:21:45,943 --> 01:21:51,179
See? It's getting smaller.
He's killing our baby.

1439
01:21:51,181 --> 01:21:53,851
- [Henry] There's no one there.
- You go back and die!

1440
01:21:57,354 --> 01:21:58,323
What?

1441
01:21:59,656 --> 01:22:00,956
- No. No. No, Henry...
- Please.

1442
01:22:00,958 --> 01:22:02,224
- He's there! He has to die!
- No.

1443
01:22:02,226 --> 01:22:03,925
- No, he has to die!
- Come on in, please.

1444
01:22:03,927 --> 01:22:06,664
- [sobbing] He has to die!
- It's all right. Just come inside.

1445
01:22:10,167 --> 01:22:11,666
Thanks for nothin', Mama.

1446
01:22:11,668 --> 01:22:16,438
[crowd murmuring]

1447
01:22:16,440 --> 01:22:17,875
Give us a minute.

1448
01:22:22,846 --> 01:22:23,982
Emmett?

1449
01:22:35,726 --> 01:22:38,026
I brought up some tea
and a little fruit.

1450
01:22:38,028 --> 01:22:39,861
He can see him,
can't he?

1451
01:22:39,863 --> 01:22:41,862
He ought to see something.
He's been out there all night.

1452
01:22:41,864 --> 01:22:44,001
- I do believe he can.
- I knew it.

1453
01:22:45,468 --> 01:22:46,703
You good?

1454
01:22:49,707 --> 01:22:52,073
I can't believe you brought
that crazy voodoo man over here.

1455
01:22:52,075 --> 01:22:54,175
Made me look like a damn fool
in front of everybody.

1456
01:22:54,177 --> 01:22:57,845
Well, I'm glad to see you've
kept your priorities straight.

1457
01:22:57,847 --> 01:22:59,947
Anyway, you've been lookin'
like a fool for months.

1458
01:22:59,949 --> 01:23:02,149
Mama, not every black person
has to vote the same way.

1459
01:23:02,151 --> 01:23:04,085
Some of us think
for ourselves.

1460
01:23:04,087 --> 01:23:06,353
And some of you only
think about yourselves.

1461
01:23:06,355 --> 01:23:09,057
More important to get
into office than do something.

1462
01:23:09,059 --> 01:23:11,093
Well, we don't have to worry
about that after tonight.

1463
01:23:11,095 --> 01:23:12,460
Thank you.

1464
01:23:12,462 --> 01:23:13,997
- [Emily] Did you see him?
- Yeah.

1465
01:23:15,431 --> 01:23:16,400
And?

1466
01:23:17,434 --> 01:23:19,233
He want to talk to you.

1467
01:23:19,235 --> 01:23:21,435
What? I'm not playing along
with this BS...

1468
01:23:21,437 --> 01:23:22,739
[Emily] Henry, talk to him!

1469
01:23:23,906 --> 01:23:25,273
I don't want to lose
another baby.

1470
01:23:25,275 --> 01:23:30,010
- And you won't.
- Wrong. You gonna lose more than that.

1471
01:23:30,012 --> 01:23:33,081
You're gonna lose everything
unless you talk to him.

1472
01:23:33,083 --> 01:23:35,149
And what do I talk to this
invisible man about, huh?

1473
01:23:35,151 --> 01:23:37,184
- Sacrifice.
- Sacrifice.

1474
01:23:37,186 --> 01:23:39,153
He doesn't think
you worth dying for.

1475
01:23:39,155 --> 01:23:40,354
Who the hell
asked him to?

1476
01:23:40,356 --> 01:23:44,059
Jesus! Y'all got me talking like
somebody's really out there.

1477
01:23:44,061 --> 01:23:47,496
He said that a black man
votin' to close the polls

1478
01:23:47,498 --> 01:23:51,198
to keep other black folks
from voting... last straw.

1479
01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:53,468
What?
Are you serious?

1480
01:23:53,470 --> 01:23:55,970
So you conjure up this nonsense
to get me to change my vote?

1481
01:23:55,972 --> 01:23:57,304
- I didn't make him say that...
- Unbelievable!

1482
01:23:57,306 --> 01:24:00,343
Henry! It's getting smaller.

1483
01:24:02,980 --> 01:24:04,449
I'm calling Dr. Gwinett.

1484
01:24:07,885 --> 01:24:11,185
Can't nothing good happen now...
unless he talk.

1485
01:24:11,187 --> 01:24:12,824
Can I talk to him?

1486
01:24:13,990 --> 01:24:15,158
It couldn't hurt.

1487
01:24:23,467 --> 01:24:25,069
[doorbell rings]

1488
01:24:28,337 --> 01:24:30,171
Hey, Martin.

1489
01:24:30,173 --> 01:24:31,475
It's Dr. Gwinett.

1490
01:24:32,575 --> 01:24:34,341
Where is she?

1491
01:24:34,343 --> 01:24:35,980
Um, she's upstairs.

1492
01:24:45,055 --> 01:24:47,354
I've never seen
anything like this before.

1493
01:24:47,356 --> 01:24:49,256
It's like the child
is shrinking.

1494
01:24:49,258 --> 01:24:51,926
What?
What do we do?

1495
01:24:51,928 --> 01:24:53,394
We... We can't
lose another, Doc.

1496
01:24:53,396 --> 01:24:56,430
It'll kill her.
It'll kill us both.

1497
01:24:56,432 --> 01:25:00,202
Wait, are you saying that this
is your child inside her?

1498
01:25:00,204 --> 01:25:01,502
What? Yes!

1499
01:25:01,504 --> 01:25:04,371
Doc, wait, wait.
Where you going?

1500
01:25:04,373 --> 01:25:07,408
I don't work for coloreds, and I definitely
don't work for any mixed marriage.

1501
01:25:07,410 --> 01:25:09,544
No, he's not my husband.
He kidnapped me.

1502
01:25:09,546 --> 01:25:11,947
- Emily, what?
- You need to leave this house now.

1503
01:25:11,949 --> 01:25:13,447
You can't make me
leave my own house.

1504
01:25:13,449 --> 01:25:16,184
Bull! Negroes can't own
homes in this district.

1505
01:25:16,186 --> 01:25:18,987
Now do as I say and get your
black ass out of this house!

1506
01:25:18,989 --> 01:25:20,455
- The only one leaving this house is you.
- No. No.

1507
01:25:20,457 --> 01:25:21,488
- Get out!
- Don't touch him.

1508
01:25:21,490 --> 01:25:22,957
Get out!
Emily, stop!

1509
01:25:22,959 --> 01:25:24,059
No!

1510
01:25:24,061 --> 01:25:26,094
- [Henry] Get...
- [Emily grunting]

1511
01:25:26,096 --> 01:25:27,328
Get the hell out!

1512
01:25:27,330 --> 01:25:28,964
[grunts]

1513
01:25:28,966 --> 01:25:30,497
You don't put your hands
on a white man like that!

1514
01:25:30,499 --> 01:25:31,867
You bastard!

1515
01:25:31,869 --> 01:25:33,237
[Henry] Stop!

1516
01:25:38,408 --> 01:25:39,941
Emily, stop!

1517
01:25:39,943 --> 01:25:41,576
I don't know where
you stole that phone,

1518
01:25:41,578 --> 01:25:44,411
but unless it's got an app on it
to turn your black ass invisible,

1519
01:25:44,413 --> 01:25:46,180
you got hell
to pay, boy!

1520
01:25:46,182 --> 01:25:48,586
- [car door slams]
- [car starts]

1521
01:25:52,021 --> 01:25:56,090
Henry! It doesn't matter what I say.
You need to talk to him.

1522
01:25:56,092 --> 01:25:58,359
Mama, not now.
I don't know what's goin' on.

1523
01:25:58,361 --> 01:26:01,263
What's goin' on is that
you need to see that boy.

1524
01:26:01,265 --> 01:26:03,434
Otherwise, your child
won't be the only one lost.

1525
01:26:16,212 --> 01:26:19,514
All right,
where's this ghost?

1526
01:26:19,516 --> 01:26:22,017
Stop being disrespectful,
Henry.

1527
01:26:22,019 --> 01:26:25,323
He's right in front of you.
My apologies.

1528
01:26:26,422 --> 01:26:28,255
Okay, this is stupid.

1529
01:26:28,257 --> 01:26:31,492
If you want your wife back, you got
to see what's in front of you.

1530
01:26:31,494 --> 01:26:33,560
Focus.
Open your eyes.

1531
01:26:33,562 --> 01:26:36,600
- Respect the sacrifices that's been gifted you.
- [Henry cries out]

1532
01:26:42,306 --> 01:26:44,572
- Where'd you come from?
- The past.

1533
01:26:44,574 --> 01:26:46,974
But I've been blessed
with a chance to see the future,

1534
01:26:46,976 --> 01:26:49,079
and, well, it's not
at all what I thought.

1535
01:26:50,113 --> 01:26:51,446
What kinda craziness
is this?

1536
01:26:51,448 --> 01:26:53,480
No craziness, sir.

1537
01:26:53,482 --> 01:26:56,651
Just realizing I went through a lot
of hell for nothing, so it seems.

1538
01:26:56,653 --> 01:26:59,353
What do you mean?
Who the hell are you?

1539
01:26:59,355 --> 01:27:02,092
My family calls me Bobo,
but you might know me by Emmett.

1540
01:27:03,226 --> 01:27:04,662
Emmett Till, sir.

1541
01:27:06,163 --> 01:27:08,063
You're trying to tell me
you're Emmett Till?

1542
01:27:08,065 --> 01:27:10,668
Most people recognize me
more like this.

1543
01:27:21,410 --> 01:27:26,281
Mr. Henry, a lot of folks think that Emmett's
death sparked the Civil Rights Movement.

1544
01:27:26,283 --> 01:27:29,517
- Who the hell are you?
- Respect the sacrifice.

1545
01:27:29,519 --> 01:27:32,319
I'm Carole Denise McNair, sir.

1546
01:27:32,321 --> 01:27:34,458
And these are my friends
from Sunday school.

1547
01:27:39,061 --> 01:27:43,298
Addie Mae Collins, Cynthia
Wesley and Carole Robertson.

1548
01:27:43,300 --> 01:27:45,700
- You're the four little girls.
- [McNair] Yes, sir.

1549
01:27:45,702 --> 01:27:49,036
From 16th Street
Baptist Church.

1550
01:27:49,038 --> 01:27:51,505
And Emmett standing up
and dying like he did

1551
01:27:51,507 --> 01:27:54,442
helped us get voting rights.

1552
01:27:54,444 --> 01:27:57,112
Why would you support a party
that wants to take them away?

1553
01:27:57,114 --> 01:27:59,046
If this boy died
for civil rights,

1554
01:27:59,048 --> 01:28:02,216
then he should want me to have the
freedom to do and vote as I please.

1555
01:28:02,218 --> 01:28:05,185
I didn't die so you could have
more freedom to do as you please.

1556
01:28:05,187 --> 01:28:08,255
I died so you could have more
freedom to do what's right.

1557
01:28:08,257 --> 01:28:10,425
Like you had a choice.

1558
01:28:10,427 --> 01:28:12,594
Respect the sacrifices.

1559
01:28:12,596 --> 01:28:14,228
You always have a choice.

1560
01:28:14,230 --> 01:28:16,499
Mine was to live like a coward
or die like a man.

1561
01:28:17,601 --> 01:28:19,300
But maybe it wasn't worth it.

1562
01:28:19,302 --> 01:28:21,469
Maybe none of our deaths
were worth it.

1563
01:28:21,471 --> 01:28:26,107
But that would mean that James, Andrew and
Michael's deaths weren't worth it either.

1564
01:28:26,109 --> 01:28:29,079
Chaney, Goodman, Schwerner.

1565
01:28:30,747 --> 01:28:31,749
[Emmett]
Or even Mr. Evers.

1566
01:28:38,087 --> 01:28:39,589
And I'm pretty sure
you know who that is.

1567
01:28:40,524 --> 01:28:41,592
Dr. King.

1568
01:28:46,163 --> 01:28:47,732
Don't forget her.

1569
01:28:51,234 --> 01:28:54,268
- Who is that?
- My mother.

1570
01:28:54,270 --> 01:28:57,772
Her sacrifice was letting
the world see my body,

1571
01:28:57,774 --> 01:29:01,376
knowing this horrible image would
haunt her for the rest of her life.

1572
01:29:01,378 --> 01:29:03,644
A lot of folks
took a lot of pain

1573
01:29:03,646 --> 01:29:07,247
for you to be so cavalier
about your freedom, Mr. Bradley.

1574
01:29:07,249 --> 01:29:10,518
Respect the sacrifices
gifted you.

1575
01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:13,520
[all] Respect the sacrifices
gifted you.

1576
01:29:13,522 --> 01:29:16,424
Respect the sacrifices
gifted you.

1577
01:29:16,426 --> 01:29:19,426
Respect the sacrifices
gifted you.

1578
01:29:19,428 --> 01:29:22,563
- Respect the sacrifices given you.
- No.

1579
01:29:22,565 --> 01:29:24,165
Respect the sacrifices
given you.

1580
01:29:24,167 --> 01:29:25,433
- No, no, no!
- Respect...-

1581
01:29:25,435 --> 01:29:27,202
Stop!

1582
01:29:27,204 --> 01:29:29,403
Well, it seems
I have a second chance.

1583
01:29:29,405 --> 01:29:31,605
And this time, I think I'm gonna
choose a bit differently.

1584
01:29:31,607 --> 01:29:33,241
Emmett, you can't.

1585
01:29:33,243 --> 01:29:36,478
Actually, he can.
But you can't let him.

1586
01:29:36,480 --> 01:29:40,348
If Emmett doesn't die,
history changes.

1587
01:29:40,350 --> 01:29:42,517
Perhaps
none of them die.

1588
01:29:42,519 --> 01:29:48,122
Perhaps, the only thing that dies is a
chance at the civil rights you enjoy.

1589
01:29:48,124 --> 01:29:51,492
[Henry] No, this is crazy.
No way this can be happening.

1590
01:29:51,494 --> 01:29:53,894
It is happening, Henry, and you
need to stop it before it...

1591
01:29:53,896 --> 01:29:55,298
[tires screeching]

1592
01:30:02,739 --> 01:30:04,238
[man] Go!

1593
01:30:04,240 --> 01:30:06,307
There he is! That's the
nigger that raped me.

1594
01:30:06,309 --> 01:30:08,242
What?

1595
01:30:08,244 --> 01:30:10,577
- [Gwinett] Come here, boy.
- Emily, I'm your husband!

1596
01:30:10,579 --> 01:30:13,447
You're just makin' it worse,
disrespectin' that white woman.

1597
01:30:13,449 --> 01:30:15,316
Hold on a minute. He didn't rape her.
That's his wife!

1598
01:30:15,318 --> 01:30:16,787
- [screams]
- Hush up, you nigger bitch!

1599
01:30:17,686 --> 01:30:18,819
[man] Yeah, stay down.

1600
01:30:18,821 --> 01:30:20,220
You motherfucker!
I'll kill you!

1601
01:30:20,222 --> 01:30:21,622
[man] Get...

1602
01:30:21,624 --> 01:30:23,327
[whimpering, crying out]

1603
01:30:24,828 --> 01:30:26,493
Watch it, now.

1604
01:30:26,495 --> 01:30:28,462
- Get him outta here!
- Let me go!

1605
01:30:28,464 --> 01:30:30,497
Let me go!
Let me go!

1606
01:30:30,499 --> 01:30:31,698
Get him!

1607
01:30:31,700 --> 01:30:33,568
- [man] Wait! Get him!
- [man 2] Hey!

1608
01:30:33,570 --> 01:30:37,308
- [woman screaming]
- Can't you do something?

1609
01:30:42,745 --> 01:30:44,812
What would you like us to do,
Mr. Bradley?

1610
01:30:44,814 --> 01:30:46,848
Go back and die to make
your life a little easier?

1611
01:30:46,850 --> 01:30:49,453
It's not for me. It's for
my child, for my wife.

1612
01:30:51,954 --> 01:30:55,622
That's not her. She's not racist.
She loves me.

1613
01:30:55,624 --> 01:30:58,128
She did.
And she can again.

1614
01:30:59,829 --> 01:31:02,496
But you have to join us.
You have to sacrifice.

1615
01:31:02,498 --> 01:31:03,630
What does that mean?

1616
01:31:03,632 --> 01:31:06,201
It means you wouldn't
be here without me.

1617
01:31:06,203 --> 01:31:07,568
Without us.

1618
01:31:07,570 --> 01:31:11,471
And as you can see,
without all the sacrifices,

1619
01:31:11,473 --> 01:31:13,273
everything in
your world changes.

1620
01:31:13,275 --> 01:31:15,475
If what you want
is worth us dying for,

1621
01:31:15,477 --> 01:31:17,248
why isn't it worth
you dying for?

1622
01:31:18,614 --> 01:31:19,482
'Cause you're already dead.

1623
01:31:21,717 --> 01:31:23,617
Don't have to be.

1624
01:31:23,619 --> 01:31:26,754
I can make a different choice,
live a different life.

1625
01:31:26,756 --> 01:31:28,790
Maybe we all live
different lives.

1626
01:31:28,792 --> 01:31:33,497
Maybe I'll go to school, maybe I become
a councilman, and I can avoid this.

1627
01:31:34,698 --> 01:31:36,831
But if you want me
to take that whooping,

1628
01:31:36,833 --> 01:31:39,000
if you want us
to sacrifice our lives

1629
01:31:39,002 --> 01:31:41,402
to make the lives of your
loved ones a little better,

1630
01:31:41,404 --> 01:31:43,240
you need to change, sir.

1631
01:31:45,976 --> 01:31:49,743
Okay. I won't vote to close the
polls, and I'll leave the party.

1632
01:31:49,745 --> 01:31:50,881
That's no longer an option.

1633
01:31:52,716 --> 01:31:54,385
You've got to go
the extra mile.

1634
01:31:55,851 --> 01:31:57,687
Will you sacrifice with me?

1635
01:32:04,327 --> 01:32:05,660
I, uh...

1636
01:32:05,662 --> 01:32:07,397
Well, that seems
to answer it.

1637
01:32:08,530 --> 01:32:09,732
Looks like this is good-bye.

1638
01:32:10,800 --> 01:32:12,500
No, wait.

1639
01:32:12,502 --> 01:32:14,301
- [man grunting] Let's go!
- No, wait. Wait, wait!

1640
01:32:14,303 --> 01:32:15,870
Please! Please!
I need more time.

1641
01:32:15,872 --> 01:32:18,038
Just, I-I j...
I just need more time! Please!

1642
01:32:18,040 --> 01:32:20,410
Wait!
Get off me!

1643
01:32:23,812 --> 01:32:25,979
- [Henry] No, wait! I need more time...
- Take this black bitch too!

1644
01:32:25,981 --> 01:32:28,750
Please! Let me go!
Let me...

1645
01:32:28,752 --> 01:32:31,518
If you left any seed in me, you could
be damn well sure I'm gonna kill it.

1646
01:32:31,520 --> 01:32:32,455
[spits]

1647
01:32:36,359 --> 01:32:39,693
Okay, I will. I will! I will!

1648
01:32:39,695 --> 01:32:41,429
- I will!
- [man] Get him!

1649
01:32:41,431 --> 01:32:43,934
[man 2] Son of a bitch!
Get him!

1650
01:32:46,802 --> 01:32:49,469
I'll do it.
I'll take your sacrifice.

1651
01:32:49,471 --> 01:32:51,805
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

1652
01:32:51,807 --> 01:32:52,842
I'm a man.

1653
01:32:56,879 --> 01:32:58,348
Boy, he said "Are you sure?"

1654
01:33:01,484 --> 01:33:03,885
I'm a man.

1655
01:33:03,887 --> 01:33:07,258
And I intend to live like one until
the last breath God gives me.

1656
01:33:16,565 --> 01:33:18,501
Then take
what you asked for.

1657
01:33:22,404 --> 01:33:23,837
[whimpers]

1658
01:33:23,839 --> 01:33:25,876
[screams]

1659
01:33:26,676 --> 01:33:27,575
[grunts]

1660
01:33:27,577 --> 01:33:29,546
[crying]

1661
01:33:31,513 --> 01:33:34,450
[grunting, whimpering]

1662
01:34:16,559 --> 01:34:18,928
[woman]
♪ Southern trees ♪

1663
01:34:23,533 --> 01:34:30,103
♪ Bear a strange fruit ♪

1664
01:34:30,105 --> 01:34:32,709
♪ Blood on the leaves ♪

1665
01:34:35,979 --> 01:34:39,982
♪ And blood at the root ♪

1666
01:34:44,620 --> 01:34:48,423
♪ Black bodies swinging ♪

1667
01:34:48,425 --> 01:34:54,698
♪ In the southern breeze ♪

1668
01:34:55,998 --> 01:34:58,198
Oh, my God!
What happened?

1669
01:34:58,200 --> 01:35:00,701
♪ Strange fruit ♪

1670
01:35:00,703 --> 01:35:08,846
♪ Hanging
From the poplar trees ♪

1671
01:35:18,555 --> 01:35:19,823
[Emily crying]

1672
01:36:27,824 --> 01:36:29,460
I'm proud of you, son.

1673
01:36:55,118 --> 01:36:59,722
[buzzing, whirring]

1674
01:37:03,159 --> 01:37:05,225
Can't say that was
your best story, Simms.

1675
01:37:05,227 --> 01:37:08,763
Can't say that I liked
that one much at all.

1676
01:37:08,765 --> 01:37:09,863
We should get moving,
Mr. Beach.

1677
01:37:09,865 --> 01:37:12,265
The event
is ready to start.

1678
01:37:12,267 --> 01:37:13,837
Grant, is the Robo-Patriot
prepped?

1679
01:37:15,204 --> 01:37:17,040
Uh, entirely, sir.

1680
01:37:19,309 --> 01:37:21,041
Here we go.

1681
01:37:21,043 --> 01:37:25,845
[chuckles] When these
media assholes see this,

1682
01:37:25,847 --> 01:37:29,116
it's just gonna
be like holy shit.

1683
01:37:29,118 --> 01:37:31,218
[all laughing]

1684
01:37:31,220 --> 01:37:34,921
- Yeah! The shit!
- Yeah.

1685
01:37:34,923 --> 01:37:37,591
The doo-doo!
The poopity pop!

1686
01:37:37,593 --> 01:37:39,093
[laughing]

1687
01:37:39,095 --> 01:37:40,126
Are you okay, Simms?

1688
01:37:40,128 --> 01:37:42,729
Apologies.

1689
01:37:42,731 --> 01:37:47,201
I mean, it's just that... Do you mind
if I watch the press conference?

1690
01:37:47,203 --> 01:37:49,937
I mean...
[laughing]

1691
01:37:49,939 --> 01:37:51,975
I would love
to see the shit!

1692
01:37:53,876 --> 01:37:56,176
I think it's gonna
be quite amazing!

1693
01:37:56,178 --> 01:37:58,845
[continues laughing]

1694
01:37:58,847 --> 01:38:00,283
[chuckles]

1695
01:38:03,052 --> 01:38:05,889
Ooh, hoo hoo!
[continues laughing]

1696
01:38:07,289 --> 01:38:09,091
- Oh!
- No harm, I suppose.

1697
01:38:09,993 --> 01:38:12,026
Let's go.

1698
01:38:12,028 --> 01:38:18,366
So, to further explain, let me bring up
the leader in corrective technology,

1699
01:38:18,368 --> 01:38:20,037
Dumass Beach.

1700
01:38:25,908 --> 01:38:28,975
[Beach] Thank you, Kelly.
I'm gonna get right to it.

1701
01:38:28,977 --> 01:38:32,846
Here at Beach Industries, we want
to do what's right for America.

1702
01:38:32,848 --> 01:38:36,817
Now, that means safer
streets, cities and states.

1703
01:38:36,819 --> 01:38:40,187
Beach Industries wants
to help create a country

1704
01:38:40,189 --> 01:38:46,126
where foreign scum, terrorists,
rapists, and criminals of all kinds

1705
01:38:46,128 --> 01:38:49,697
cannot only be quickly
and easily identified,

1706
01:38:49,699 --> 01:38:51,666
but justly convicted,

1707
01:38:51,668 --> 01:38:55,702
and punished in a way that saves
billions of tax dollars,

1708
01:38:55,704 --> 01:38:59,005
that until now
have been wasted on funding

1709
01:38:59,007 --> 01:39:02,678
a legal system that
is woefully ineffective.

1710
01:39:09,718 --> 01:39:11,053
Thank you, Grant.

1711
01:39:12,954 --> 01:39:18,325
So today, I present to you
the future of American security,

1712
01:39:18,327 --> 01:39:20,361
the Robo-Patriot.

1713
01:39:20,363 --> 01:39:23,397
[beeping, whirring]

1714
01:39:23,399 --> 01:39:24,267
[audience applauding]

1715
01:39:36,846 --> 01:39:40,480
This machine not only has the
ability to, within seconds,

1716
01:39:40,482 --> 01:39:46,953
scan NSA, FBI, CIA, local
police, and social media files

1717
01:39:46,955 --> 01:39:51,459
to quickly identify those who have
already committed criminal acts,

1718
01:39:51,461 --> 01:39:55,462
but uses new technology
created by my company

1719
01:39:55,464 --> 01:40:01,768
to predict a person's criminal
or anti-American threat level

1720
01:40:01,770 --> 01:40:05,406
by reading brain waves,
heat patterns and DNA,

1721
01:40:05,408 --> 01:40:11,211
which it captures, using molecules found
in a person's breath as they exhale.

1722
01:40:11,213 --> 01:40:14,014
Well, this gives a whole new
meaning to the term, "bad breath."

1723
01:40:14,016 --> 01:40:15,049
[all laughing]

1724
01:40:15,051 --> 01:40:16,817
Uh, Mr. Beach, are you saying

1725
01:40:16,819 --> 01:40:18,986
this thing can
predict criminal behavior?

1726
01:40:18,988 --> 01:40:20,286
More than that.

1727
01:40:20,288 --> 01:40:23,456
I'm saying it knows
100 percent

1728
01:40:23,458 --> 01:40:26,527
if someone will or will not
commit a future crime

1729
01:40:26,529 --> 01:40:30,898
that could harm any number
of lawful American citizens.

1730
01:40:30,900 --> 01:40:35,301
This is an intelligent machine
that can police our streets

1731
01:40:35,303 --> 01:40:41,207
as well as serve as judge, jury,
and if need be, executioner.

1732
01:40:41,209 --> 01:40:45,880
[crowd gasping, tittering]

1733
01:40:45,882 --> 01:40:48,916
I know.
It sounds amazing, right?

1734
01:40:48,918 --> 01:40:51,452
So, we prepared
a little demonstration.

1735
01:40:51,454 --> 01:40:55,389
We have placed among you men and
women who have criminal histories.

1736
01:40:55,391 --> 01:40:58,858
Let's see if the Robo-Patriot
can find them.

1737
01:40:58,860 --> 01:41:01,161
[chuckles] Is this thing
gonna kill someone?

1738
01:41:01,163 --> 01:41:07,367
The Robo-Patriot will do whatever is necessary
to protect America and its true citizens.

1739
01:41:07,369 --> 01:41:09,905
So unless you have plans on,
uh, harming America...

1740
01:41:11,039 --> 01:41:12,572
Anyone?
[chuckles]

1741
01:41:12,574 --> 01:41:14,575
You should all be fine.

1742
01:41:14,577 --> 01:41:16,847
[whirring]

1743
01:41:19,815 --> 01:41:21,549
[laughs]

1744
01:41:21,551 --> 01:41:25,051
Robo-Patriot is activated and looking
for threats against America.

1745
01:41:25,053 --> 01:41:26,021
[crowd murmuring]

1746
01:41:28,557 --> 01:41:29,959
[beeps]

1747
01:41:31,427 --> 01:41:34,929
Robo-Patriot identifies
criminals at threat level two.

1748
01:41:34,931 --> 01:41:37,134
Threat level two is simply
small-time burglars.

1749
01:41:40,468 --> 01:41:41,602
Whoa.

1750
01:41:41,604 --> 01:41:43,269
Turn yourselves in

1751
01:41:43,271 --> 01:41:45,939
to avoid further legal actions
to protect America.

1752
01:41:45,941 --> 01:41:49,042
[Beach] There we go.
There we go!

1753
01:41:49,044 --> 01:41:50,243
How about that,
ladies and gentlemen.

1754
01:41:50,245 --> 01:41:51,545
[audience applauding]

1755
01:41:51,547 --> 01:41:54,948
American technology at work.

1756
01:41:54,950 --> 01:41:56,086
Built in America.

1757
01:41:58,119 --> 01:42:01,589
Robo-Patriot identifies
illegals without papers.

1758
01:42:01,591 --> 01:42:06,059
Please turn yourselves in, or I will
do what it takes to protect America.

1759
01:42:06,061 --> 01:42:08,495
[Beach]
Ah, it's a beautiful thing.

1760
01:42:08,497 --> 01:42:10,563
[Beach laughs] How about
that, ladies and gentlemen.

1761
01:42:10,565 --> 01:42:12,131
[applauding]

1762
01:42:12,133 --> 01:42:16,138
Here to protect your families,
your American families.

1763
01:42:17,906 --> 01:42:19,473
How do we know
these aren't plants?

1764
01:42:19,475 --> 01:42:22,876
- Well, as you know, I run the toughest prison...
- [whirring]

1765
01:42:22,878 --> 01:42:26,145
- What?
- Like a person, it can learn from secondhand experience.

1766
01:42:26,147 --> 01:42:28,948
Stories, fables, tales.

1767
01:42:28,950 --> 01:42:33,055
[Beach] Those young guys? Hormones.
Boys will be boys.

1768
01:42:36,092 --> 01:42:41,461
[laughing] Your kind are
particularly accomplished liars.

1769
01:42:41,463 --> 01:42:47,067
Your brothers and sisters make up
an enormous part of my profits.

1770
01:42:47,069 --> 01:42:52,505
[laughing] As well as serve
as judge, jury, executioner.

1771
01:42:52,507 --> 01:42:54,610
Judge, jury, executioner.

1772
01:42:57,113 --> 01:43:02,349
Robo-Patriot identifies one immediate clear
and present threat to American civilization.

1773
01:43:02,351 --> 01:43:04,117
[chuckles] Oh!

1774
01:43:04,119 --> 01:43:08,923
Uh-oh! Perhaps he thinks the fake media...
is a real threat.

1775
01:43:08,925 --> 01:43:10,624
[laughing]

1776
01:43:10,626 --> 01:43:12,192
All right.

1777
01:43:12,194 --> 01:43:15,629
[whirring]

1778
01:43:15,631 --> 01:43:19,366
Robo-Patriot
recognizes Dumb Ass Bitch.

1779
01:43:19,368 --> 01:43:22,338
[crowd murmuring, laughing]

1780
01:43:23,405 --> 01:43:24,505
[laughs]

1781
01:43:24,507 --> 01:43:27,573
That's, uh, Dumass Beach.

1782
01:43:27,575 --> 01:43:33,212
Um, it, uh, polices much better
than it speaks. Trust me.

1783
01:43:33,214 --> 01:43:37,486
As a lethal threat that must be immediately
neutralized to secure American safety.

1784
01:43:39,355 --> 01:43:44,524
Neutralizing the threat
in five, four, three, two...

1785
01:43:44,526 --> 01:43:45,658
- What the hell's...
- ...one.

1786
01:43:45,660 --> 01:43:48,461
- No!
- [audience screaming]

1787
01:43:48,463 --> 01:43:50,464
[Beach] Goddamn thing!
What the hell is...

1788
01:43:50,466 --> 01:43:52,599
No! No, stop!

1789
01:43:52,601 --> 01:43:54,033
[audience murmuring]

1790
01:43:54,035 --> 01:43:55,301
[Beach] Somebody's gonna
lose their job...

1791
01:43:55,303 --> 01:43:58,104
Robo-Patriot recognizes
worthless accomplices

1792
01:43:58,106 --> 01:44:00,073
aiding and abetting
Dumb Ass Bitch.

1793
01:44:00,075 --> 01:44:01,377
No! No!

1794
01:44:02,177 --> 01:44:04,413
[all screaming]

1795
01:44:06,614 --> 01:44:07,516
I never liked him!

1796
01:44:08,717 --> 01:44:09,983
[screaming]

1797
01:44:09,985 --> 01:44:11,452
- Help!
- [crowd screaming]

1798
01:44:11,454 --> 01:44:13,290
This robot has
lost its damn mind!

1799
01:44:19,427 --> 01:44:21,060
Shit! Shit!

1800
01:44:21,062 --> 01:44:22,595
- Robo-Patriot will protect America.
- Fuck!

1801
01:44:22,597 --> 01:44:24,398
No, no, no, no!

1802
01:44:24,400 --> 01:44:26,136
Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!

1803
01:44:31,574 --> 01:44:32,575
[yells, indistinct]

1804
01:44:34,209 --> 01:44:35,776
Metal motherfucker!

1805
01:44:35,778 --> 01:44:37,643
No! No, no!

1806
01:44:37,645 --> 01:44:39,048
Help!

1807
01:44:39,781 --> 01:44:42,081
Help! Help! No!

1808
01:44:42,083 --> 01:44:43,550
[screams]

1809
01:44:43,552 --> 01:44:47,020
Wait. No, no. Please.

1810
01:44:47,022 --> 01:44:49,055
- Oh!
- Beach!

1811
01:44:49,057 --> 01:44:50,426
Going my way?

1812
01:44:52,727 --> 01:44:54,694
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Drive!

1813
01:44:54,696 --> 01:44:56,630
[tires screech]

1814
01:44:56,632 --> 01:44:58,668
[groaning]
I think it got me.

1815
01:44:59,568 --> 01:45:02,435
[moaning] Christ!

1816
01:45:02,437 --> 01:45:05,139
I'm afraid Christ can no longer
be of service, Mr. Beach.

1817
01:45:05,141 --> 01:45:08,242
Oh, skip the religious
lecture and drive, Simms!

1818
01:45:08,244 --> 01:45:12,246
[moaning] Holy shit!

1819
01:45:12,248 --> 01:45:13,714
Ah, yes.

1820
01:45:13,716 --> 01:45:17,151
The shit! [laughing]

1821
01:45:17,153 --> 01:45:19,085
What the hell is your
black ass laughing about?

1822
01:45:19,087 --> 01:45:20,653
You think this is
some kind of joke?

1823
01:45:20,655 --> 01:45:24,224
You drive this car
to a goddamn hospital

1824
01:45:24,226 --> 01:45:28,194
before I bleed out and die,
you crazy nigger! [screaming]

1825
01:45:28,196 --> 01:45:30,296
This ain't no joke!

1826
01:45:30,298 --> 01:45:32,299
This ain't no car.

1827
01:45:32,301 --> 01:45:34,468
I ain't no nigger!

1828
01:45:34,470 --> 01:45:38,538
And your worthless soul
is no longer alive!

1829
01:45:38,540 --> 01:45:39,609
[tires screech]

1830
01:45:43,745 --> 01:45:47,113
[laughing maniacally]

1831
01:45:47,115 --> 01:45:51,220
[sobbing] Where am I?
Where am I?

1832
01:45:53,489 --> 01:45:59,559
Mr. Dumass Beach, welcome
to hell, motherfucker!

1833
01:45:59,561 --> 01:46:02,095
[laughing]

1834
01:46:02,097 --> 01:46:04,033
[screaming]

1835
01:46:09,171 --> 01:46:10,837
[squealing] No! No! No!

1836
01:46:10,839 --> 01:46:16,676
[screaming]

1837
01:46:16,678 --> 01:46:23,118
[laughing maniacally]

1838
01:46:33,561 --> 01:46:37,699
[industrial music playing]

1839
01:46:55,450 --> 01:46:58,919
Welcome to hell, motherfucker!

1840
01:46:58,921 --> 01:47:02,188
[laughing maniacally]

1841
01:47:02,190 --> 01:47:03,823
♪ Deep call to darkness ♪

1842
01:47:03,825 --> 01:47:05,626
♪ Can't resist, you want this ♪

1843
01:47:05,628 --> 01:47:07,493
♪ Malevolent, ugly, grotesque ♪

1844
01:47:07,495 --> 01:47:09,328
♪ Pressure invade
Your whole chest ♪

1845
01:47:09,330 --> 01:47:10,930
♪ Life gone asunder ♪

1846
01:47:10,932 --> 01:47:12,633
♪ Dante's Inferno and under ♪

1847
01:47:12,635 --> 01:47:14,501
♪ Rape, pillage, plunder ♪

1848
01:47:14,503 --> 01:47:16,335
♪ Your life's gone asunder ♪

1849
01:47:16,337 --> 01:47:18,237
♪ This cat to extinction ♪

1850
01:47:18,239 --> 01:47:19,872
♪ No chance at redemption ♪

1851
01:47:19,874 --> 01:47:21,642
♪ No hope, no exemption ♪

1852
01:47:21,644 --> 01:47:23,676
♪ Commencing vengeance
Now listen ♪

1853
01:47:23,678 --> 01:47:25,381
♪ This is a tale
It comes from the hood ♪

1854
01:47:27,182 --> 01:47:29,385
♪ Some people is bad
Some people is good ♪

1855
01:47:30,953 --> 01:47:32,719
♪ Say that I'm
Too damn caustic ♪

1856
01:47:32,721 --> 01:47:34,554
♪ Your ass too agnostic ♪

1857
01:47:34,556 --> 01:47:36,290
♪ This shit fuckin' chaotic ♪

1858
01:47:36,292 --> 01:47:38,192
♪ Angels, devils, prophets ♪

1859
01:47:38,194 --> 01:47:39,960
♪ Dunkin', sunk in
Drunkin' and mo' ♪

1860
01:47:39,962 --> 01:47:41,728
♪ Getting berated
Castrated and so ♪

1861
01:47:41,730 --> 01:47:43,529
♪ Walking the talk
I pray for you soul ♪

1862
01:47:43,531 --> 01:47:45,334
♪ You cry for Jesus
But can't I just roll? ♪

1863
01:47:48,704 --> 01:47:50,437
♪ Death, now your companion ♪

1864
01:47:50,439 --> 01:47:52,471
♪ That your punk ass
Had a hand in ♪

1865
01:47:52,473 --> 01:47:54,273
♪ Digging the grave
You're gonna land in ♪

1866
01:47:54,275 --> 01:47:57,344
♪ This is the fate
Of all madmen ♪

1867
01:47:57,346 --> 01:47:59,214
♪ Some people is bad
Some people is good ♪

1868
01:48:00,583 --> 01:48:02,282
♪ Welcome to hell
Motherfucker ♪

1869
01:48:02,284 --> 01:48:03,817
♪ Your life just got rougher ♪

1870
01:48:03,819 --> 01:48:05,518
♪ Curses command you to suffer ♪

1871
01:48:05,520 --> 01:48:07,554
♪ So welcome to hell
Motherfucker ♪

1872
01:48:07,556 --> 01:48:09,288
♪ Preach this tale
To the sinners ♪

1873
01:48:09,290 --> 01:48:10,991
♪ Pray the heretics listen ♪

1874
01:48:10,993 --> 01:48:12,725
♪ This town will take you
Straight into hell ♪

1875
01:48:12,727 --> 01:48:14,661
♪ Ain't no turning back
On this mission ♪

1876
01:48:14,663 --> 01:48:16,563
♪ Suited and booted
Eyes glued shut ♪

1877
01:48:16,565 --> 01:48:18,365
♪ Suited and booted
Then they tilt it up ♪

1878
01:48:18,367 --> 01:48:20,000
♪ Six feet and under
Hellfire below ♪

1879
01:48:20,002 --> 01:48:21,234
♪ Ain't no God now
He had to go ♪

1880
01:48:21,236 --> 01:48:23,338
♪ This is a tale
And it comes from the hood ♪

1881
01:48:24,839 --> 01:48:26,676
♪ Some people is bad
Some people is good ♪

1882
01:48:27,476 --> 01:48:28,709
[man] Ha!

1883
01:48:28,711 --> 01:48:30,780
♪ I'm feeling death
And it's coming for me ♪

1884
01:48:32,580 --> 01:48:34,350
♪ I'm feeling death
And it's breathing on me ♪

1885
01:48:36,284 --> 01:48:39,652
♪ On a dark path
They were walking with me ♪

1886
01:48:39,654 --> 01:48:41,390
♪ I feel the wrath
And I feel the heat ♪

1887
01:48:43,359 --> 01:48:44,928
♪ Welcome to hell
Motherfucker ♪

1888
01:48:46,729 --> 01:48:50,397
♪ Welcome to hell
Motherfucker ♪

1889
01:48:50,399 --> 01:48:52,368
♪ Welcome to hell
Motherfucker ♪

1890
01:48:53,836 --> 01:49:00,944
♪ Welcome to hell
Motherfucker ♪

1891
01:49:16,859 --> 01:49:19,829
[organ music playing]

1892
01:50:06,975 --> 01:50:10,012
Now that... was some shit.

1893
01:50:17,485 --> 01:50:19,988
[thunderclap]

1894
01:50:19,990 --> 01:50:24,990