0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 INDOXXI Support dengan like & share :) 1 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:32,164 - Mitch? 2 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:33,198 Mitch, run! 3 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,067 It's gonna blow up! 4 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:36,535 Run! 5 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,438 - [Narrator] Meet Ben Zagger Zagowski. 6 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:42,574 This frightened man-child has become 7 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:47,479 the envy of Green Bay super fans everywhere. 8 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:50,616 [dramatic music] 9 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:52,684 - Packer fans are Packer fans for life. 10 00:00:52,686 --> 00:00:54,620 - My whole life I've been a Packers fan. 11 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:56,321 - My whole life. 12 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:58,590 - [Narrator] Fans of any team in the world 13 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:01,226 have a thirst to wear their colors 14 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:05,431 bigger, better and louder than any other. 15 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:08,333 - This hat has been with me a long time. 16 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:09,768 Until it completely falls apart, 17 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:11,270 it's gonna be with me at the games. 18 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:13,305 - It's just really fun, and seeing him, 19 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:16,842 like, scream at the TV, it's hilarious. 20 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:19,511 - [Narrator] Expecting those closest to them 21 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:24,750 to join in the journey or suffer the consequences. 22 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:27,352 - I thank God I'm not married to my ex-wife 23 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:29,855 and I'm married to my lovely current wife 24 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:31,457 because of the Packers. 25 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:32,558 - There are game days when I don't even 26 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,359 want to be around her, 27 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:36,695 because of how out-of-bounds she gets 28 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:39,098 with her passion for the team. 29 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:40,666 [woman laughs] 30 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:44,303 - [Narrator] Zagger's desire to be a fan among fans 31 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:49,541 propelled him to implement his parking lot living room. 32 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:52,344 This proximity allowed him to be 33 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:55,347 as close to the action as possible, 34 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:57,616 proving his commitment. 35 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:01,620 Zagger would always have his teammates by his side. 36 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:05,524 In attendance was his only friend, Polano, 37 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:09,661 a rare Bears fan living behind enemy lines, 38 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:12,531 as well as Zagger's sister, Debbie, 39 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:14,566 the smart one in the family. 40 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:19,238 But most notably was his fiancé, Amy Etzman. 41 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:22,341 Not her. Ah, there she is. 42 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:26,645 When Zagger proposed to her eight years ago, 43 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:30,916 he forever brought her into his world of super fan. 44 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:33,218 - [All] Go Pack, Go! 45 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:37,489 - [Narrator] And she brought him into her world of the employed, 46 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,259 obtaining him a job in the shipping department 47 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:42,594 at the company where she worked. 48 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:45,364 - Polano, post route. 49 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:48,333 - [Polano] I got it! 50 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,537 - [Narrator] The future looked bright for Zagger, 51 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:53,805 but the road for Zagger to become 52 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:56,942 this legendary symbol of fandom 53 00:02:56,944 --> 00:03:00,512 was wrought with great sacrifice, struggle, 54 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,681 and commitment. 55 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,450 [dramatic music] 56 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:14,960 - Okay, can I look now? It's really hot back here. 57 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:17,429 - I know, the center of my back is always hot. 58 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:19,231 - Yeah. - I have hot back. 59 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:21,567 - Yeah, you do. - Okay, keep your eyes closed. 60 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:23,502 - Okay. - Okay. 61 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,404 All right. 62 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:28,373 - [Amy] Oh, gosh. 63 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,778 - Okay, look. 64 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:35,881 - [Amy] Oh, my gosh. We did it? 65 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,387 - You're not following the 66 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:43,755 no-sexual-touching-in-the-office policy. 67 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,424 Remember that weird meeting 68 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:47,492 after the Jablonski/Karen incident? 69 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:49,928 Karen, cut it out. You're gonna send him back to therapy. 70 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:53,532 - Holy balls, I love you. - Holy balls, I love you. 71 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:55,667 - Holy balls, I'd rather watch you make out. 72 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,869 - Polano, we did it. We finally have enough 73 00:03:57,871 --> 00:03:59,338 money to get married. 74 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:00,839 - Aw, you two are getting married 75 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,574 and Tracey and I are getting a divorce. 76 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,343 The world is balanced. 77 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:06,278 - My grandma sent us a check for 350 bucks, 78 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,679 and that puts us over the mark. 79 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,248 - Okay, so is it real this time 80 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:10,949 or do you want me to react the same way I did 81 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,718 the past five times you told me? 82 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,353 - It's so for real that I'll even let you 83 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,521 bang one of my bridesmaids. - Oh. 84 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:18,523 - Once your divorce is final. 85 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:21,727 - Oh, thank you, Amy. Thank you. 86 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:23,629 - Oh, time. Time, time, time. 87 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:26,031 We gotta go. Let's go. - Oh, I do have one question. 88 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:28,300 How is it that the only Bears fan in Green Bay 89 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:31,036 wins tickets to a closed Pack practice? 90 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:32,738 - Karma. - Mm-hm. 91 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:35,474 - And phony raffle tickets. - There you-- 92 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:38,543 - I get it. The voice is because I'm Italian. 93 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:40,379 I'm only going because you're my best friend, 94 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:42,781 and I'm gonna email everything I see to Lovie Smith. 95 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:45,417 - Ooh! - I love you, lover. 96 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:46,718 - I love you. 97 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:51,390 Oh, babe? What about your work? 98 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:54,660 - [Ben] Go Pack, go! Half day, bitches! 99 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:56,561 - Damn it, Karen! 100 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:00,799 - Two seconds. 101 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:05,804 - I know if it was my team, I'd want to go straight there. 102 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,706 - I'm not going to a practice without my stats binder. 103 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:10,709 - Oh, while you're in there, try and find your testicles. 104 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:16,748 - Dad, make sure you don't weld the wrong crack. 105 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,950 - What? There's only one crack in this... 106 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:21,953 Oh, you mean my butt crack. [chuckles] 107 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,856 Funny. Good one. - Where's my stats binder? 108 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:27,492 - Hey, uh, so are you two excited? 109 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:28,927 - Oh yeah, of course. 110 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,729 I mean Polano just wants to get out of work. 111 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:33,665 - No, I am talking about you and Amy and the wedding. 112 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:36,001 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're, she's, she's pumped about it. 113 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,969 Have you seen it? - Did you agree on 114 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,738 the, um, color scheme? 115 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:42,708 Oh, how about the invites? Did you get those yet? 116 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,843 Or better yet, a save-the-date. 117 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:48,413 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ma. I know, okay? But where is it? 118 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:53,385 If I don't have the binder, it will affect the whole season. 119 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:03,695 You knew where it was the whole time. 120 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,431 - Don't forget. You and Amy work well together. 121 00:06:06,433 --> 00:06:08,367 You'll make a great team. 122 00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:10,402 - Hey, I got a great idea for your save-the-date card. 123 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:12,003 - Look, even your father's serious about it. 124 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:16,541 - You could put an R after the V, like Favre. 125 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:19,544 - Then people might think that they should savor the date, 126 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,012 but I like what you're thinking. 127 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:22,814 - Don't savor the date. 128 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,816 Just save the date like a normal person. 129 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:27,753 - I can't make any promises, Ma, but I'll definitely try. 130 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:28,887 - I gotta go, okay? I love you. - Okay. 131 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,489 - Please, please. - Yeah. 132 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,556 - Just take this seriously, Ben, please? 133 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,425 - I will. - Okay. 134 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:35,394 - [Ben] Go Pack, go! - Go Pack, go! 135 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:36,795 - Go Pack, go. 136 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:41,967 - Guess what? - [Debbie] What? 137 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:43,435 - We set a date! 138 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:46,405 - Should I react the same way I did 139 00:06:46,407 --> 00:06:48,407 the last five times or something different? 140 00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:49,908 - No, something different. 141 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,511 - Listen girl, I love my brother like he was, 142 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,980 well, my brother, but you deserve someone 143 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:57,015 who is considerate and who has their shit together 144 00:06:57,017 --> 00:07:00,152 and who showers and puts your needs above theirs. 145 00:07:00,154 --> 00:07:02,020 Hang on, I gotta take this. 146 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,823 - Amy, I'm sorry to be the hard-ass new boss, 147 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:07,426 it's just I need you to... 148 00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:09,661 Oh, you're on the phone. 149 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:21,606 Are you on hold? - Yeah. 150 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:27,179 - No, you know what? I'm gonna take care of it. 151 00:07:27,181 --> 00:07:28,880 It's not that big a deal. 152 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,148 You have every right to be on the phone. 153 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:33,118 You have as much right as a man. 154 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:35,654 - Okay. 155 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:37,456 - [Debbie] To get in my Butkus. 156 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:38,657 - Oh, hey. 157 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,126 What's so funny? 158 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:44,629 - Uh, one of our clients got denied parole. 159 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,598 - Oh. - Anyway, what were 160 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,501 we talking about? Um, oh yeah, what a piece 161 00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:51,903 of shit my brother is. - He's not. 162 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:54,573 He even said he had a little surprise for me later. 163 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,541 - The only time my brother surprises anyone 164 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:59,744 is when he acts like an adult, and I have yet to be surprised. 165 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:03,949 [Zagger laughing and screaming] 166 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:07,686 - You realize we're watching practice, right? 167 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,688 - Dude, when third string is running 168 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:12,591 Gun Normal-Y-Flex-Tight on first down scenarios, 169 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:16,161 they are confident. The depth chart is solid. 170 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:19,030 I think they are big game capable this season. 171 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,765 - Yeah, well, the conference championship 172 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:22,734 is running right through Chicago, 173 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,503 obviously. - No. No, no. 174 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:26,872 I forecasted the Bears to finish sub 500 175 00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:28,573 due to lack of run support. 176 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:31,510 - So, what's the surprise for Amy tonight? 177 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:33,712 - Oh, I'm gonna put a deposit down 178 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:37,148 at that really nice Bayfront resort for the reception. 179 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,917 - Nice. - [Ben] Right? 180 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:40,185 - Love the cheese curds there. 181 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:43,154 - Whoop, sorry. Whoops, my bad. 182 00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:47,592 Mark Tauscher, right tackle. 183 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:51,062 The 224th pick of the seventh round of the 2000 draft, 184 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:53,899 born June 17th, 1977 in Auburndale, Wisconsin. 185 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:58,937 Wears a size 15 shoe, favorite movie is Kindergarten Cop. 186 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:04,609 Can you, uh, can you sign, can you sign, sign this for me? 187 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:08,046 - 75 man roster, hand-written. Uh, yeah, sure. 188 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:11,249 - Can you make it out to Miss Hot Back? 189 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:15,587 - Miss Hot Back. - That's my wife. 190 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:16,688 Fiancé. 191 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:19,958 - I'm sure you'll figure it out. - Yeah. 192 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:23,094 We are figuring it out, and-- - Yeah, Bears. 193 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,830 Uh, does anyone ever call you The Tausch Mahal? 194 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:29,234 - That's not funny. - Uh, no. 195 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:35,307 - Yeah, he does open mics, stand-up, so down, uh... 196 00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:36,975 - Yeah. - Yeah. 197 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,143 - Good. - Good. 198 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:40,812 All right, yes. So, uh, so yeah, 199 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,847 keep stepping in the bucket. Pullin', pullin' and crushin', 200 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:44,716 active feet, elbows in. 201 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:47,686 - Sure. Will do. Take care. 202 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:53,892 - He's huge. 203 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:56,027 - I don't know what his problem was. 204 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,696 I thought Tausch Mahal was gold. 205 00:09:57,698 --> 00:10:01,299 - [Ben] Could this day get any better? 206 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:14,879 - Are you boys lost? 207 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:17,182 Dumb? Or both? 208 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,783 - This house for sale? 209 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:21,653 - No, the house in China directly under us, 210 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,154 through the Earth. 211 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:26,358 - As in somebody could buy it 212 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:30,395 and live in it, right next to... 213 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:35,166 - People don't give up these houses. 214 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,202 I got a few questions for ya. 215 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:40,205 First, what's your name, old-timer? 216 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:43,808 - Rick Warner. - Okay, that was an easy one. 217 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:47,679 Second question, what is your deal? 218 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:50,115 - I'm too old for this craziness. 219 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:52,017 I'm moving to Florida. 220 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:54,119 You boys interested in the house or what? 221 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:57,889 - Ah, hey. I'll ask the questions here, Rick. 222 00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,357 Final question, is it required 223 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,760 for all old people to move to Florida? 224 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:04,396 [men chanting Zagger] 225 00:11:04,398 --> 00:11:05,430 - Huddle. 226 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:09,734 Think about it. No more parking lot living room. 227 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,970 We could have an actual living room. 228 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,906 It would be like the 40, the 50, The Sixty, 229 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:17,375 The Sixty Yard Line, that's what we'll call it. 230 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:19,344 The Sixty Yard Line. 231 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,912 - Aren't your funds a little tied up at the moment? 232 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:24,282 - No. Yes. Maybe. 233 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:26,351 But this is perfect for Amy and I. 234 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,187 - It's perfect for me. I can get divorce-drunk here. 235 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,456 - [Ben] I mean Amy likes the Pack. 236 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,158 - Yeah. 237 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:38,897 - But she also really wants the wedding really bad. 238 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:44,402 Yeah. Okay, ready? Break! 239 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,471 Ugh, I'm sorry, but I just, I can't do it-- 240 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:50,442 - Hey, Rick! What's up, fellas? 241 00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:54,312 - ...wait to become a home-owner. 242 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,715 I'll take it. - [Boy] Ahman, man! 243 00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:59,350 - You haven't said one word about the practice today. 244 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:02,353 Did our offense look tight? - Oh, yeah. It was real tight. 245 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:05,323 It was like jeans-out-of-the-dryer tight. 246 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:09,294 They ran a lot of slot plays. Green Right, Strong Slot two. 247 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,963 Go left. Uh, Y Banana. 248 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,833 It's fun to just say slot and Y Banana, 249 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:17,168 in the same sentence and not make it sound dirty? 250 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:20,505 Right. Right. Go right, go right. 251 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,173 - Oh, gosh. - Right. 252 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,175 - I'm sorry, I got confused with the plays. 253 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:28,213 - And I got you this. 254 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:32,050 - Oh, my gosh! 255 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,452 Wait, who? - Tauscher. 256 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,287 - I love him, his hair. 257 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:39,390 - And while we were there, Ahman Green rode right by, 258 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,259 and guess what he said? 259 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,329 He looked right at us, and he's like, "What's up, fellas?" 260 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:48,233 Go right. - What is this little surprise? 261 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,435 - Close your eyes. - I'm driving. 262 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,171 - Perfect, do it anyways. - No. 263 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,240 - [Ben] Pull in here. 264 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,442 Right here, this is it. 265 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,849 Come on, come on. 266 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:07,786 - [Amy] What's going on? - Just don't speak. 267 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,287 I know just what you're thinking. 268 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,856 - [Amy] Don't give me the No Doubt treatment. 269 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,324 What's going on? 270 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,293 - Okay. Just wait. 271 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:21,166 - How do you have a key? - Shh. 272 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,134 - [Ben] No talking. 273 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:25,236 - What? 274 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:28,239 [upbeat music] 275 00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:32,911 - Oh, you're too, oh, sorry. 276 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:45,223 First back here. 277 00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:50,995 Okay, so there's this, huh? 278 00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:56,201 Okay, now back inside. 279 00:13:58,037 --> 00:13:59,170 So... 280 00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:02,106 Right? 281 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,843 - Oh, oh, I can speak now? 282 00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:08,012 - Oh, yeah. I mean I just, I was thinking, 283 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,547 I love you, and-- 284 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,416 - So glad that you came to that conclusion. 285 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:14,953 - And holy balls, I want to marry you. 286 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,588 But... - But? 287 00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:18,289 - Just hold on. 288 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,525 If we get married while we're still in our apartment, 289 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:24,229 are we really taking our relationship to the next level, 290 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:28,066 which is what we both want, right? 291 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:33,071 But if we buy a house together, 292 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:36,040 that's huge. 293 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,877 - Ben. 294 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:41,980 What did you do? 295 00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:47,085 Did you buy this house? 296 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,953 - Surprise! 297 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:54,158 - This is the little surprise that you were talking about? 298 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,426 - No. 299 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,195 Yes. - Ben! 300 00:14:57,197 --> 00:15:00,465 - [Ben] Maybe? - What? What? 301 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,900 - Listen. - What? 302 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,068 - I have it all planned out. 303 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,471 This is a place for our family, too. 304 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,640 We can start a family. 305 00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:12,610 Right there is where our son strong safety, Teddy Zagowski, 306 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,479 will take his first steps. 307 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,614 And then right there is where our daughter, 308 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:20,351 first female General Manager, Juliette Zagowski, 309 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,420 will learn to assess the draft. 310 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,023 And right out back in the yard is where-- 311 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,125 - Surprise! - Oh, my gosh! 312 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,093 - My god, dude! Come on! 313 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,029 - Congratulations! - Geez! 314 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,031 - Geez, I almost... 315 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,933 - What are you doing here? - I woulda blocked it. 316 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:37,335 - Ah, I just wanted to be here for the big moment. 317 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,470 Plus, Tracey keeps going by my apartment 318 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,372 asking about her red sweater, 319 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:45,543 which I don't have because I burned it in a fit of rage. 320 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:50,348 Welp... 321 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:57,956 I'll leave you two lovebirds to the new nest. 322 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,590 Norwegian corner. 323 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,430 - So, what do you think? 324 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:09,500 - Please tell me that you robbed a bank or won the lottery. 325 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,969 - Oh, we're still gonna have a wedding. 326 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,136 We're gonna have a wedding. 327 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,604 Don't, don't worry about that. 328 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,506 I'll start saving again, and, and besides, 329 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:18,009 we can use the house for the wedding. 330 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:21,713 We could put the, the, um, the Tabernacle, 331 00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:25,149 chuppah thing on the back deck, 332 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,719 and the house is a wedding venue. 333 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:31,356 - It's called an altar. - Altar! That's it. 334 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:36,194 - I guess the house is kind of cute. 335 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,061 - Yes! 336 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:40,064 [upbeat music] 337 00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:49,607 - [Polano] Don't tell Tracey about the sweater. 338 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,610 [upbeat music] 339 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:55,780 - [Ben] Perfect. 340 00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:57,749 All right. 341 00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:04,522 - [Commentator] Brown drops back, 342 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,757 gets going down the left 343 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:07,425 side line for eight yards. 344 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,794 Nick Shommer makes the stop for Tennessee, 345 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,230 and the Packers are starting to see a little light 346 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:15,566 for this offense in the second half. 347 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:24,042 - This is not where I imagined getting drunk. 348 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,543 Tiny TV, scented candles. 349 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,813 There are birds everywhere in this place. 350 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,581 - Amy says it fits our age. 351 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,651 - And where's your chair? - Around. 352 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,520 - This place looks like Pier One Imports 353 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:38,089 took a pure deuce export. 354 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:43,628 And what does that mean? - [Ben] She loves it. 355 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,697 - But do you Live, Laugh, Love it? 356 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:50,068 - You know, it's words. 357 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:53,671 - Oh, my God. Dude, this is your house, too. 358 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,740 Where is the pride for those green and gold wimps 359 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,408 you call The Pack? 360 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,709 - Oh, you mean the 12 time champions? 361 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,311 - Yeah. - That just scored. 362 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,779 That kid is sick. 363 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,347 - I don't know how you see that in that TV. 364 00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:05,783 - They're... It's fine, I can see it. 365 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,552 - What are you, this is pre-season. 366 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,254 Hey, love. - My dad gave us some venison. 367 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,291 You bums want any or no? - Yes. 368 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,126 - Yes. - With a side 369 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,628 of Verbena Lemongrass candles, please Amy, thanks. 370 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,597 - How'd you know that scent? - How did you know that scent? 371 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,432 - That is not important right now. 372 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,801 What happened to the idea of The Sixty Yard Line? 373 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,771 You own a house next to Lambeau Field, 374 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,207 and there is no football stuff in here. 375 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,642 Where is the football? 376 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:34,512 - I suppose we could get a couple of football things. 377 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,447 - Are you serious? 378 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,383 You'd be cool with that? 379 00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:40,785 - Sure. - Yes, awesome. 380 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,154 Navy blue and orange. - Green and gold! 381 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,690 Don't be dumb. - Promise me less pillows. 382 00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:49,560 [phone ringing] 383 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,730 - I realize I've only been 384 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:55,199 regional manager here for about a week, 385 00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,502 but, uh, you've already stood out 386 00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,537 as a valuable asset to this company. 387 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:03,141 - Oh. - You're very professional. 388 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,742 You're well-respected. 389 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:08,546 - I guess you haven't seen my arrest record. 390 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,747 I don't... 391 00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,519 - A sense of humor to boot. 392 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:19,557 I think many of our employees could learn a lot from you. 393 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:22,193 - [Ben] Polano, hit me! I'm wide! 394 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:26,197 - Oh! Gosh, what an interesting read. 395 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:33,337 - It's an interesting write, actually. 396 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,872 - [Amy] No. - [Greg] Yeah. 397 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,708 - You wrote that? - Yeah. 398 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,377 Yeah, I teach a weekend course 399 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:43,181 on women's study at Saint Norbert's. 400 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:46,584 - Oh. It's like a hobby of yours or? 401 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,921 - I mean, you know, macramé is a hobby. 402 00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:52,690 Model trains, that's a hobby. 403 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:57,495 Vegetarianism, hobby. But, recognizing the struggle 404 00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:01,599 of your historically oppressed gender, 405 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,634 that's a way of life. 406 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:12,343 - I always wanted to scuba dive. 407 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,478 - What's stopping you? 408 00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:19,850 - Dude, hit the hands. 409 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,586 - [Polano] You missed my open mic on Tuesday night. 410 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,521 - [Ben] Damn. - The other two comics, 411 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,556 like, laughed a few times. - My bad, I'm sorry. 412 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,491 I'll make it to one eventually, I promise. 413 00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:30,461 - And when are we gonna make up The Sixty Yard-- 414 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,363 What's up, Amy? - Hey, sweetie, okay. 415 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:35,233 Um, there's something that I need to talk to you about. 416 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,500 - Oh, gosh, please tell me that Donald Driver 417 00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:37,868 did not get hurt in practice. 418 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,238 - No, gosh, no. No, no, no, no, no. 419 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,839 No, Greg wants me to go with him 420 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:44,475 to represent the company at the graphics expo. 421 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,344 - That son of a bitch! 422 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,945 - It's a good thing, he sees potential in me. 423 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,547 - Oh, I like that guy. - Here's the thing, though. 424 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:52,717 It's this weekend in Milwaukee. 425 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,485 - Not this weekend. 426 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:57,922 It's the home opener in our new house. 427 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,523 - I know, but here's the thing. 428 00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:00,758 Like, it could be really good for my career. 429 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,293 - Yeah, that's true. 430 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:03,694 You should go to Milwaukee this weekend. 431 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,296 - No, it's home opener. 432 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,366 We have to park the cars and we'll be grillin'. 433 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,001 Yes! - Oh, gosh. 434 00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:11,736 - Go, have fun. - Yeah? 435 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,904 - Yeah, we'll take care of the house. 436 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,940 Okay. - Okay. 437 00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:20,511 - Say hello to Milwaukee. - [Amy] Okay, bye! 438 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:22,847 - Brew crew! 439 00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:30,288 [energetic music] 440 00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:39,563 Let's have some fun. - Uh, yeah. 441 00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:41,999 - [Narrator] With Amy on the sidelines, 442 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,702 the boys changed the game plan. 443 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:48,339 When she said, add a few football things, 444 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:53,878 all they heard was, blah, blah, beer, football things. 445 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,546 - Look what the golf course was throwing out. 446 00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:58,482 - Turf grass! Yes! 447 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,751 - [Narrator] Maybe it was the beer, 448 00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:04,522 and maybe it was the lack of a responsible adult, 449 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:08,059 or maybe it was the beer. - This is nice. 450 00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:10,628 - [Narrator] They ushered out a previous life 451 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:14,899 of a Pier deuce bird emporium and pillow-riddled couches 452 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:21,872 to usher in a new life of fandom and learned priorities, 453 00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:25,609 even stumbling upon ghosts of legends past. 454 00:22:25,611 --> 00:22:28,813 - Whoa! Polano! Suits! 455 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:32,983 - [Narrator] Crookedly justifying their every intent. 456 00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:34,685 - Noice! 457 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:38,889 - [Narrator] Zagger and Polano took it to the house, 458 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,559 shattering records of the past 459 00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:46,130 and putting up a clearer future, giving the world... 460 00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:48,866 - Now this is a house. 461 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,801 And I'm hammered. 462 00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:53,938 - [Narrator] The Sixty Yard Line. 463 00:22:57,576 --> 00:23:00,978 - Welcome to The Sixty. - Dad's sick. 464 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,947 Mom told me to give you this. - Thank you. 465 00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:07,818 Here we have the uppermost level of The Sixty Yard Line, 466 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:10,154 the sleeping and bunking quarters. 467 00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:12,390 Moving on to the bathroom section 468 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,792 of the Paul Hornung level where we have the common tub, 469 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:19,029 along with sink with hot and cold water. 470 00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:21,065 Uh, question? Uh, yes, Uncle Mark. 471 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,967 - Did you get these mattresses out of the dumpster? 472 00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:25,469 - No. No, we did not find them in the dumpster. 473 00:23:25,471 --> 00:23:27,738 They were on the dumpster. - [Mack] Nice. 474 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:30,141 [Debbie clears throat] - Yeah, uh, question, Debbie? 475 00:23:30,143 --> 00:23:33,411 - Um, where's Amy? - She's at the work thing. 476 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,745 You know that. 477 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,480 - And she helped you with all this? 478 00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:37,948 - Great question, Debbie. 479 00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,717 All right, that's it for the top level. 480 00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:41,786 Let's go to the main level. Come on in. 481 00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:44,722 Pile in. Try to blend in, Mark. 482 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,590 - This is the Brett Favre level, 483 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:49,627 open concept with three flat screens. 484 00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,061 Uh, yes. Question, Schneebs. 485 00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:52,830 - Yes, uh, with three different screens, 486 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,598 does that mean there are gonna be 487 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,733 three different games at the same time? 488 00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,635 - The answer is no. 489 00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:59,537 What we will do is we will have two of the flat screens 490 00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:01,572 on the Green Bay game, and one flat screen 491 00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:04,141 will have stats and scores so that somebody here 492 00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,110 knows that their team still sucks. 493 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,512 - Go Bears. - And, as you can see, 494 00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:10,448 my chair is positioned here, 495 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:13,484 aptly named Fart Starr where you can find me every Sunday 496 00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:16,554 and sometimes Thanksgiving Thursdays and playoff Saturdays 497 00:24:16,556 --> 00:24:21,659 if they do arise, with my stats binder. 498 00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:24,962 Yes, Debbie, you have a question? 499 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:27,998 - Yes, I, I was wondering where, where's Amy? 500 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,967 - I told you she's at work. Moving on. 501 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,002 - Here we go! - Back to the back patio 502 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:36,006 leads us directly out to the parking lot of Lambeau Field. 503 00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:37,975 I state the obvious, because it leads 504 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,611 directly to the parking lot of Lambeau! 505 00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:43,147 - Even I will enjoy watching games here this season, 506 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:46,784 so hold onto your boners, folks. We're in for a juicy ride. 507 00:24:46,786 --> 00:24:48,686 - I thought we took boners out of the tour guide script. 508 00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:50,054 - We did what, now? - [Ben] We took boners out 509 00:24:50,056 --> 00:24:51,722 of the tour guide script. 510 00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:54,492 - Sorry for saying boners. Uh, geez. 511 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,594 There I go again. Once boners roll off your tongue, 512 00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:59,029 it's really hard to stop saying boners. 513 00:24:59,031 --> 00:25:00,531 All right, moving on. 514 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:01,999 Now this is the part of the tour 515 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,635 where you Packer scum get a mini Lam-boner. 516 00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:08,572 - When Coach Lombardi was still here, bless his soul, 517 00:25:08,574 --> 00:25:11,242 he would invite people over every Sunday night 518 00:25:11,244 --> 00:25:14,245 to his basement for drinks. 519 00:25:14,247 --> 00:25:19,149 I am proud to announce that I will be bringing back 520 00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:21,852 the Lombardi cocktail hour. 521 00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:26,857 Stop asking where Amy is. 522 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:28,893 - Oh I know where she is. 523 00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:30,794 She's right here. 524 00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:35,933 - Oh, much, much sooner than expected. 525 00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:37,768 - Hey. 526 00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:40,638 Welcome home. Awesome. 527 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,307 Check it out. It's The Sixty. 528 00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:45,609 - Yeah! 529 00:25:47,145 --> 00:25:50,814 - What is all this? - A few football things. 530 00:25:52,150 --> 00:25:55,219 And, and I read that green carpet is calming. 531 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:57,221 - Like Verbena Lemongrass. 532 00:26:00,692 --> 00:26:03,894 - Okay. Mm-hm. 533 00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:09,066 - She has to probably unpack, so... 534 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:13,804 - [all murmuring] - [low music] 535 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:22,713 - Uh, sorry. Excuse me. 536 00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:26,250 Excuse me, Zagowskis, uh, and Jablonski. 537 00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:28,252 Uh, first off, thank you everybody for bringing 538 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:31,755 a dish of au gratins to our totally impromptu house tour. 539 00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:34,158 - Seriously? It's all au gratin? 540 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,626 No, there's a beef dish. 541 00:26:35,628 --> 00:26:38,195 - No, that's just burnt au gratin. 542 00:26:38,197 --> 00:26:41,765 - Um, no, we have our first home game tomorrow 543 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:44,335 against Polano's baby Bears. 544 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:47,071 - Suck, suck! 545 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:48,839 All right, we're getting better. 546 00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:50,207 - Take it easy. 547 00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:52,810 Let's forgive Polano for choosing the wrong team 548 00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:54,878 because that's what we do. 549 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,815 We forgive our loved ones when they mess up. 550 00:26:57,817 --> 00:26:59,617 To The Sixty Yard Line. 551 00:26:59,619 --> 00:27:02,386 - [All] To The Sixty Yard Line! 552 00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:21,939 - I was gonna solder that. 553 00:27:21,941 --> 00:27:25,175 - And resurrect it from the trash? 554 00:27:25,177 --> 00:27:28,045 - Hey, come on, Amy. Hold on. Amy. 555 00:27:29,047 --> 00:27:30,981 - Does anybody have a spoon? 556 00:27:32,784 --> 00:27:34,718 - Amy. Amy. 557 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,054 Amy. Amy, Amy, hold on! Wait, stop! 558 00:27:37,056 --> 00:27:40,691 Look, apparently I messed up. I'm sorry. 559 00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:42,993 But you said that I could add some football stuff. 560 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:45,396 - It's not football stuff. 561 00:27:45,398 --> 00:27:47,431 It's you. - Me, what? 562 00:27:47,433 --> 00:27:49,733 - You everything. 563 00:27:49,735 --> 00:27:52,236 Just be honest with me. 564 00:27:52,238 --> 00:27:53,804 Do you even wanna marry me? 565 00:27:53,806 --> 00:27:56,273 - Of course I want to marry you. - When? 566 00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:58,776 Because we haven't even spoken about it 567 00:27:58,778 --> 00:28:00,678 once since we moved in here. 568 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,179 - I just thought that we could fix this place up together. 569 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:05,049 - But that in there 570 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:07,785 has nothing to do with the both of us, 571 00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:11,922 and you know what I'm realizing, is that it never will. 572 00:28:11,924 --> 00:28:14,358 It's been eight years, Ben. 573 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:19,763 Eight years of me competing with a football team 574 00:28:19,765 --> 00:28:21,699 that I can never beat. 575 00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:39,983 - [Debbie] Oh, my gosh. 576 00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:41,919 No, no Amy. No, no, no. 577 00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:44,988 You shouldn't drive. 578 00:28:44,990 --> 00:28:47,958 - I feel, feel like I'm having trouble breathing. 579 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,828 - [Debbie] I know. Ice cream is gonna help with that. 580 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:54,465 - My mom, she always asked me what I was doing, 581 00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:57,901 and I [stammering] 582 00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:07,778 Am I not good enough? - Oh, Amy, yes. 583 00:29:07,780 --> 00:29:11,381 You are, you are more than good enough. 584 00:29:17,956 --> 00:29:20,090 - My heart is so sore. 585 00:29:21,526 --> 00:29:25,262 - I'm gonna talk about my feelings. 586 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:27,197 Okay? - Okay. 587 00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:30,234 [shouting and crying] 588 00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:34,872 - She means a lot to me. 589 00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:37,541 - Oh, my god, dude, I'm sorry. I can't do this. 590 00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:40,210 I can't do this. 591 00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:42,412 Do you want to drink a keg? - Yes! 592 00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:45,482 - [Debbie] You can stay here as much as you want, girl. 593 00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:47,184 Okay, that's not healthy. 594 00:29:47,186 --> 00:29:48,886 - You can stay here as much as you want, man. 595 00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:50,087 - You don't have to tell me that. 596 00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:52,222 I was going to anyway. 597 00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:58,061 - I don't, I don't know what that was. 598 00:29:58,063 --> 00:29:59,930 - Party. - You're my friend. 599 00:29:59,932 --> 00:30:00,798 - You're my friend. 600 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:01,465 You hungry, bro? 601 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:02,533 You hungry? 602 00:30:02,535 --> 00:30:04,802 Right in the mouth hole. 603 00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:08,972 [Amy mumbling] 604 00:30:11,109 --> 00:30:14,278 - Sometimes I sit in the car by myself for like four hours. 605 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,546 [laughing] 606 00:30:15,548 --> 00:30:17,948 - He's a shipping boy. 607 00:30:19,284 --> 00:30:20,918 - I thought you said a shabing boy. 608 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:24,121 [laughing] 609 00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:25,355 - [Polano] I just got snot in 'em. 610 00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:27,024 - Oh, it makes 'em better! 611 00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:28,225 [laughing] 612 00:30:28,227 --> 00:30:30,060 - It's just that Polano is... 613 00:30:30,062 --> 00:30:32,529 He didn't do anything wrong. - What? 614 00:30:32,531 --> 00:30:35,899 - Sitting at home with Tracey like watching rom-coms. 615 00:30:35,901 --> 00:30:37,367 - [Ben] Yeah, no. 616 00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:41,471 - Is it weird that it's, I'm having fun, 617 00:30:41,473 --> 00:30:44,074 but I'm so sad? 618 00:30:44,076 --> 00:30:45,409 - Let's call Tracey. 619 00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:48,278 [imitates phone dialing] 620 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,948 - It's gonna be okay. It is. 621 00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:52,449 It's gonna be okay. 622 00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:54,384 - How do you know that? - So call-- 623 00:30:54,386 --> 00:30:56,420 - Which end is the bottom end? - This is the end 624 00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:58,222 that you listen to, and this is the end that you talk in. 625 00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:59,489 - That's dangerous. - I know. 626 00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:01,124 - I love you. 627 00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:05,028 - I love you, too. 628 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:06,530 - Put there and... - Well don't, you don't 629 00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:08,365 listen to a phone like this. It's like this. 630 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,300 Okay go, you call, you call. 631 00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:12,202 - Shit. I forgot her number. 632 00:31:13,471 --> 00:31:17,341 - Good night. - [Debbie] Good night. 633 00:31:17,343 --> 00:31:22,179 - Let the good times roll. - Mm-hmm. 634 00:31:22,181 --> 00:31:23,914 - Who sings that song? 635 00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:25,616 The Cars! - Yeah, that's the band. 636 00:31:25,618 --> 00:31:28,151 - Oh my god, it is! No, outside! 637 00:31:28,153 --> 00:31:31,088 - The cars! - [Polano] Come on! 638 00:31:39,297 --> 00:31:42,332 [crowd shouting] 639 00:31:47,672 --> 00:31:51,108 [gentle harp music] 640 00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:55,312 - [Both] Oh, my gosh. 641 00:31:55,314 --> 00:31:57,915 [rock music] 642 00:32:03,321 --> 00:32:05,188 - Hey, excuse me. Hi, hey, uh, 643 00:32:05,190 --> 00:32:06,924 you have to pay to park here, please. 644 00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:10,460 - You're not Rick. - No, I'm the new owner. 645 00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:13,196 - Well, hello, 646 00:32:13,198 --> 00:32:15,332 Hottie Homeowner. 647 00:32:16,534 --> 00:32:19,136 I'm Vanessa. - Hi, Vanessa, yeah. 648 00:32:19,138 --> 00:32:21,571 This is for the money. You have to pay to park here. 649 00:32:21,573 --> 00:32:25,609 - Oh, calm down. I usually collect it for Rick. 650 00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:28,946 Here you go. 651 00:32:32,183 --> 00:32:36,720 - What, this is it? - Mm-hm, $10 a car. 652 00:32:37,655 --> 00:32:39,523 You're super cute. 653 00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:42,359 - It's $40 per car. 654 00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:45,028 Ugh, we gotta go get the other 30. 655 00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:46,663 Whose car is this? Where are these people? 656 00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:50,567 - Everyone's gone into Lambeau. 657 00:32:50,569 --> 00:32:52,736 - Why aren't you there? - 'Cause I got kicked out. 658 00:32:52,738 --> 00:32:55,605 - Already? They opened the gates 10 minutes ago. 659 00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:57,207 - Polano, let's siphon the gas 660 00:32:57,209 --> 00:32:59,142 out of some of these cars and sell it. 661 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:00,677 - [Polano] Dude, I'm not going to the hospital again. 662 00:33:00,679 --> 00:33:03,647 - [Narrator] On game day at Lambeau Field, 663 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:09,019 lawns become parking lots, and strangers become family. 664 00:33:09,021 --> 00:33:11,355 - I've been coming to games for 25 years. 665 00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:13,690 The tailgate is a big part of it. 666 00:33:13,692 --> 00:33:18,261 - It's a big party, but it's like being with family. 667 00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:20,697 - Everybody's your brother, your cousin, your whatever. 668 00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:23,600 They hand you a beer, a brat, and you start having fun. 669 00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:25,268 Don't even have a clue who they are. 670 00:33:25,270 --> 00:33:26,770 Best place to tailgate right here. 671 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:28,405 - Best place on Earth. 672 00:33:28,407 --> 00:33:31,241 - [Narrator] Everyone is welcomed everywhere, 673 00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:33,744 including Zagger's bathroom. 674 00:33:33,746 --> 00:33:38,281 - It's terrible. Roger's gonna go wherever he wants. 675 00:33:40,718 --> 00:33:44,054 - It got weird last night at dinner, fast. 676 00:33:44,056 --> 00:33:47,290 - You got weird at dinner last night fast. 677 00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:51,428 - I just was trying to handle the situation. 678 00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:53,096 - Hey, if it's any consolation, 679 00:33:53,098 --> 00:33:55,232 that Vanessa girl wants to squat on your brat. 680 00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:57,134 - Yuck. - Dude, the quickest way 681 00:33:57,136 --> 00:33:59,269 to get over a break-up is with a Gong Show. 682 00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:00,804 - What's a Gong Show? 683 00:34:00,806 --> 00:34:03,140 - You know, a chick that you bang like a gong, 684 00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:04,674 and then you get her the hell off stage. 685 00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:07,110 [laughing] 686 00:34:07,112 --> 00:34:08,378 - A Gong Show. 687 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:10,147 I like that. - Right? 688 00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:11,815 - I'm not banging the Gong Show. - You should. 689 00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:13,617 - No, I will not be banging anything. 690 00:34:13,619 --> 00:34:18,188 - How'd you get this grass to grow in here? 691 00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:20,323 - It's turf grass, it's fake. 692 00:34:20,325 --> 00:34:22,793 - Well it doesn't soak up pee very well. 693 00:34:22,795 --> 00:34:25,829 - Please tell me you're joking. 694 00:34:25,831 --> 00:34:27,798 - Okay, I'm joking. 695 00:34:29,767 --> 00:34:33,136 Sorry about the parking money. 696 00:34:33,138 --> 00:34:37,107 - Why are you sorry? It's done. 697 00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:38,275 - Hey, will you bang my buddy? 698 00:34:38,277 --> 00:34:40,577 - Dude, no. - What? 699 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:43,080 - Come on. He's joking. - I will. 700 00:34:43,082 --> 00:34:44,781 - I'm not joking. - No, I'm not single. 701 00:34:44,783 --> 00:34:46,283 - She just said she will. - I'm not single. 702 00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:47,250 You're going through a divorce. 703 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:48,585 - [Polano] Not fully. 704 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:49,719 - Amy? 705 00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:51,521 Hi, Ma. 706 00:34:52,790 --> 00:34:55,559 Yeah, just give me a second. 707 00:34:57,695 --> 00:34:59,129 Hey, Ma. 708 00:34:59,131 --> 00:35:00,530 - Debbie told me about last night. 709 00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:02,499 - Yeah, uh, it's not a big deal, Ma. 710 00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:05,836 - No big deal? Benjamin Donald Zagowski! 711 00:35:05,838 --> 00:35:09,339 - Hey, buddy, I saw that big buck out off County 8! 712 00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:11,308 - How do you expect us to come over to the house 713 00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:14,744 when you have thrown your wedding out the window 714 00:35:14,746 --> 00:35:18,115 to get it! I do not support that kind of behavior, Ben. 715 00:35:18,117 --> 00:35:20,750 - Okay, Ma. The game's back on, I gotta go. 716 00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:23,787 - No, you hold it. Look, do you think that I like the fact 717 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:28,191 that your father spent so much time welding saw blades 718 00:35:28,193 --> 00:35:30,861 and painting deer on them when we first met? 719 00:35:30,863 --> 00:35:33,864 - Ma, look, Dad welding and painting saws is a hobby. 720 00:35:33,866 --> 00:35:37,634 The Packers are my life. - Make Amy your life. 721 00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:39,536 - Look, Ma, I don't even know what that means. 722 00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:41,404 - What that means is that it's called compromise, 723 00:35:41,406 --> 00:35:43,173 something that-- - All right. 724 00:35:43,175 --> 00:35:44,341 - You're gonna need to-- - Ma, I love you, bye. 725 00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:45,575 - 'Cause that is how your 726 00:35:45,577 --> 00:35:46,843 father and I deal with the-- 727 00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:48,178 [dial tone droning] - Hello? 728 00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:49,479 Ben! 729 00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:58,688 - You guys got lucky. 730 00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:01,825 It's like Cutler forgot what color jersey to throw to. 731 00:36:01,827 --> 00:36:04,761 - [Man] I gotta piss. Bears suck. 732 00:36:04,763 --> 00:36:06,630 - I feel like it's gonna be a good season. 733 00:36:06,632 --> 00:36:08,465 I got a good feeling about this season. 734 00:36:08,467 --> 00:36:10,734 I think that this house is the key 735 00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:13,703 to just making everything right. 736 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,340 Amy! 737 00:36:20,478 --> 00:36:22,412 Amy. - No, you need to fix this. 738 00:36:22,414 --> 00:36:23,847 - Well, I'm trying. 739 00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:26,283 I'm gonna save up the wedding fund again. 740 00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:27,918 We're gonna have a house party! 741 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,554 Five dollar cups, wedding fund. 742 00:36:30,556 --> 00:36:31,955 - [Woman] Hey, I need to get to my car. 743 00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:34,758 I'm blocked in. - [Ben] What? Yeah. 744 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,394 Just, you're gonna have to deal with it. 745 00:36:37,396 --> 00:36:39,529 - Okay, huddle. - [Ben] Yeah. 746 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:41,431 - Okay, I'm gonna get Amy to come inside, 747 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:43,400 and you guys sit down and talk out whatever it is 748 00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:45,602 that you need to apologize for, which is everything. 749 00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:48,205 - Yeah, I think that you should stay here 750 00:36:48,207 --> 00:36:50,740 and go into the party, and that way Amy will stay, too. 751 00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:52,409 - Good. Break. 752 00:36:52,411 --> 00:36:54,411 - Oh, come on. - Amy! 753 00:36:55,446 --> 00:36:58,648 She left. She was my ride. 754 00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:01,284 Okay, I guess I'm staying here. 755 00:37:01,286 --> 00:37:02,852 Friend of yours? - No. 756 00:37:02,854 --> 00:37:04,888 What are you still doing here? - Rude. 757 00:37:06,257 --> 00:37:09,593 This party is lame. We need peeps. 758 00:37:09,595 --> 00:37:11,595 I bartend at Stadium View. 759 00:37:11,597 --> 00:37:13,263 - Oh, of course you do. - I knew it. 760 00:37:13,265 --> 00:37:15,765 - I'm gonna bring a whole crowd over. 761 00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:16,866 10 bucks a cup. 762 00:37:16,868 --> 00:37:18,501 - [Polano] All right, yeah. 763 00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:19,936 Let's go to Stadium View. - Come on. 764 00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:21,271 - No, I'm gonna stay. I'll stay here 765 00:37:21,273 --> 00:37:22,539 in case the people come over, 766 00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:23,740 then I'll be here waiting for 'em. 767 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:24,774 And I gotta update my game log. 768 00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:27,744 - Dude, come on. - Okay. 769 00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:29,913 But when Vee-Vee comes back, 770 00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:34,818 we're gonna put that ex-fiancé far behind you. 771 00:37:36,988 --> 00:37:38,288 Come on. 772 00:37:39,657 --> 00:37:42,592 - I'm gonna go with him, them. - Okay. 773 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:45,262 - I paid for easy out! 774 00:37:45,264 --> 00:37:47,631 - I don't even know what that means! 775 00:37:56,741 --> 00:37:59,809 [downbeat music] 776 00:38:03,714 --> 00:38:06,683 No, don't go to voicemail. 777 00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:08,952 - What do you want? - Oh, hi. 778 00:38:09,987 --> 00:38:12,489 Right, um. 779 00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:14,891 Um... 780 00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:20,430 I, uh, I just wanted, uh, 781 00:38:20,432 --> 00:38:23,933 I wanted you to know that your clothes are missing, 782 00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:27,704 and I put flyers up all over the neighborhood, 783 00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:31,808 so hopefully, somebody will return them. 784 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,777 Along with a puppy. 785 00:38:35,012 --> 00:38:37,647 - Well, I found my clothes. 786 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,017 Sans puppy. 787 00:38:42,586 --> 00:38:43,586 - Good. 788 00:38:44,622 --> 00:38:48,658 - How's the house? - Good. 789 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:52,929 Strangers keep coming in and using the bathroom. 790 00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:55,965 Why did you ignore me? 791 00:39:02,606 --> 00:39:05,475 - Maybe I overreacted a little. 792 00:39:06,610 --> 00:39:09,446 I just love you so much, Ben. 793 00:39:10,614 --> 00:39:13,083 - [Ben] Oh, my god. 794 00:39:14,919 --> 00:39:16,052 - Ben? 795 00:39:19,457 --> 00:39:21,825 - Hey, aren't you Mr. Hot Back? 796 00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:24,127 And what, what is this, turf on your floor? 797 00:39:24,129 --> 00:39:27,764 - Yes. Mark Tauscher, it is. 798 00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:29,699 - It's like a real field. 799 00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:34,938 - Yes, John Kuhn. 800 00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:36,406 It is. 801 00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:37,841 - I told you I'd bring back people. 802 00:39:37,843 --> 00:39:41,644 - Not just people, players, playa. 803 00:39:43,681 --> 00:39:47,550 - Well, welcome to The Sixty. 804 00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:52,622 [all cheering] - Come on. 805 00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:54,557 - Uh, I gotta, I have to call, I was talking to... 806 00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:56,426 - Zagger? - Yes. 807 00:39:56,428 --> 00:39:58,061 - You need to party, all right? 808 00:39:58,063 --> 00:40:01,765 You have professional football players downstairs waiting. 809 00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:03,600 - Mm-hmm. - Now get your Packer 810 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:05,668 ass downstairs. 811 00:40:07,671 --> 00:40:10,807 [phone ringing] 812 00:40:10,809 --> 00:40:13,143 [rock music] 813 00:40:13,145 --> 00:40:15,512 - [Man] Hello. - $10. 814 00:40:15,514 --> 00:40:18,481 - [Man] There you go. - Have fun. 815 00:40:22,853 --> 00:40:24,454 - Hey, how's it goin'? 816 00:40:24,456 --> 00:40:27,090 [rock music] 817 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:40,870 - Every championship team since the inception 818 00:40:40,872 --> 00:40:42,705 of the west coast offense has had 819 00:40:42,707 --> 00:40:44,474 less than 10% missed assignments on the O Line, 820 00:40:44,476 --> 00:40:46,142 plus seven minutes time of possession. 821 00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:48,144 - That shit's crazy. - Oh, he's got so much 822 00:40:48,146 --> 00:40:49,679 football knowledge, it's borderline weird. 823 00:40:49,681 --> 00:40:50,747 - Yeah, he crunches more 824 00:40:50,749 --> 00:40:52,715 numbers than a calculator. 825 00:40:52,717 --> 00:40:54,784 - The last three seasons, you two have had a combined 826 00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:56,719 86% successful-blocks- to-yards-gained. 827 00:40:56,721 --> 00:40:58,855 That's 12% higher than league average. 828 00:40:58,857 --> 00:41:01,591 You can pass that shit on to the rest of the O Line. 829 00:41:01,593 --> 00:41:03,059 - Okay. - Hm-hm. 830 00:41:03,061 --> 00:41:06,529 - Like I said, crunching numbers like a CNN, 831 00:41:06,531 --> 00:41:08,198 like a business insider. 832 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,099 - When you match up with Strahan in two weeks, 833 00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:13,136 he has a tell of when he's gonna blitz. 834 00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:16,105 When he comes to the line, if he stretches his back, he's comin'. 835 00:41:16,107 --> 00:41:17,807 - You being serious? - [Ben] That's right. 836 00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:19,609 - All right, man, I'll take a look. 837 00:41:19,611 --> 00:41:20,877 - Typical Zagger, crunching numbers-- 838 00:41:20,879 --> 00:41:22,045 - Dude, why are you not a scout? 839 00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:24,681 - I tell him that all the time! 840 00:41:24,683 --> 00:41:26,049 You should feel this man's arms. 841 00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:28,151 - Deb, I, no. 842 00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:31,955 I can't be a scout. That's not... This is great. 843 00:41:31,957 --> 00:41:34,190 You guys are great. You're welcome here anytime. 844 00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:37,093 - I'll be honest, man, I love the Lombardi Cocktail Hour. 845 00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:39,095 - Yeah, we will definitely be back. 846 00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:41,231 - You guys wanna come to my open mic next week? 847 00:41:41,233 --> 00:41:43,900 - I think we're good, man. 848 00:41:44,568 --> 00:41:45,668 - Karen! 849 00:41:47,738 --> 00:41:49,205 - That actually happens all the time. 850 00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:52,041 [rock music] 851 00:42:08,959 --> 00:42:10,727 - Ladies and gentlemen, 852 00:42:10,729 --> 00:42:14,731 it's time for a special show for the man of the hour. 853 00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:17,934 [energetic music] 854 00:42:39,123 --> 00:42:40,823 - You came back. 855 00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:47,330 I'm sorry I was, my phone earlier, 856 00:42:47,332 --> 00:42:51,000 but you cut off a basketball jersey. 857 00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:58,341 I'm sorry that I got carried away. 858 00:42:58,343 --> 00:43:01,044 We got hammered and we did the whole place up. 859 00:43:01,046 --> 00:43:04,781 I'm sorry, but I wanna carry you to a priest in the... 860 00:43:04,783 --> 00:43:06,749 Let's get married. Let's do it. 861 00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:09,018 Let's do it. 862 00:43:09,987 --> 00:43:11,588 - Let's do it. 863 00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:16,259 - [All] Zagger, Zagger, Zagger, 864 00:43:16,261 --> 00:43:20,964 Zagger, Zagger, Zagger, Zagger, Zagger 865 00:43:20,966 --> 00:43:24,267 Zagger, Zagger, Zagger, Zagger. 866 00:43:24,269 --> 00:43:26,336 - Amy? - Zagger, Zagger, Zagger! 867 00:43:26,338 --> 00:43:29,005 - Amy, did ya you hear me? 868 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:34,310 - Yeah, yeah. Uh, Bill Clinton. 869 00:43:34,312 --> 00:43:37,180 - [Greg] Hillary. - Hillary. 870 00:43:37,182 --> 00:43:40,049 - Yeah, so, um, I'm next in line, 871 00:43:40,051 --> 00:43:42,118 and I am totally nervous. 872 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,220 I'm sweating like Ellen Richards 873 00:43:44,222 --> 00:43:46,956 on the first day of chemistry class at MIT. 874 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:50,360 So the book slips right out of my hand, 875 00:43:50,362 --> 00:43:51,928 goes right over Hillary's head, 876 00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:56,165 and this is how great she is, she says, 877 00:43:56,167 --> 00:44:00,069 "Should I make the inscription out to Butterfingers?" 878 00:44:00,071 --> 00:44:01,971 And she did! 879 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,974 - Well ,she is pretty amazing. 880 00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:08,011 - Well, I mean not as amazing as you. 881 00:44:09,947 --> 00:44:13,650 - [Ben] Rick! Thanks for coming to the party last night. 882 00:44:13,652 --> 00:44:16,819 - I, uh, your fiancé is late again. 883 00:44:16,821 --> 00:44:20,790 - He's not my fiancé. Not anymore, anyway. 884 00:44:20,792 --> 00:44:22,925 - Interesting. 885 00:44:22,927 --> 00:44:25,061 - Hey, Zippy! - Oh, I don't-- 886 00:44:25,063 --> 00:44:26,195 - [Greg] Can I see ya a sec, pal? 887 00:44:26,197 --> 00:44:27,330 - No, I-- - Me? 888 00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:28,665 - Yeah. 889 00:44:28,667 --> 00:44:30,366 - Hey, hey, hey, there you are. 890 00:44:30,368 --> 00:44:33,236 Where did you go? - No. 891 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:38,708 - Hey, guy. - Greg. This is Greg. 892 00:44:38,710 --> 00:44:42,745 He's a regional manager. He's my boss. 893 00:44:42,747 --> 00:44:44,914 Your boss, actually. 894 00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:46,916 - Right, I knew that. 895 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,352 - So, Zippy-- 896 00:44:49,354 --> 00:44:51,087 - Zagger. - Uh-huh. 897 00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:53,056 It seems that the only part of you 898 00:44:53,058 --> 00:44:56,192 doing any actual work around here anymore is your liver. 899 00:44:56,194 --> 00:44:58,861 - I know, right? Whew. 900 00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:02,198 - And you're late always. 901 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,167 So... 902 00:45:04,169 --> 00:45:06,002 You're terminated. 903 00:45:06,004 --> 00:45:08,771 - What, you mean like fired? Is that what you mean? 904 00:45:08,773 --> 00:45:11,007 I'm sorry I'm late. 905 00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:13,776 Um, I always, I, I'll get everything shipped. 906 00:45:13,778 --> 00:45:17,447 I always do. I mean, sometimes barely, but I'll get it done. 907 00:45:17,449 --> 00:45:22,418 - Gabrielle Bonheur Chanel, 908 00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:25,354 aka Coco Chanel, 909 00:45:25,356 --> 00:45:31,027 once said, in order to be irreplaceable, 910 00:45:31,029 --> 00:45:33,730 one must always be different. 911 00:45:35,332 --> 00:45:40,036 You make no difference, thus you are completely replaceable. 912 00:45:40,038 --> 00:45:44,307 - I'm pretty sure Gabrielle Bernerd did not say that. 913 00:45:44,309 --> 00:45:45,508 - She did. 914 00:45:48,846 --> 00:45:51,781 There you go. On the house. 915 00:45:51,783 --> 00:45:52,949 No hard feelings. 916 00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:56,018 [gentle downbeat music] 917 00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:59,889 - Oh, you're serious? - [Greg] Oh, yeah. 918 00:46:14,972 --> 00:46:17,340 - [Ben] Gabriel Barnyard this! - [Greg] Nice. 919 00:46:30,554 --> 00:46:32,822 - Just so you know, I had nothing to do 920 00:46:32,824 --> 00:46:36,092 with what happened back there. 921 00:46:36,094 --> 00:46:39,295 - What's going on? You were at the house last night, right? 922 00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:41,798 - Yeah. - Okay, cool. 923 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,200 Great, 'cause it was awesome. It was hot. 924 00:46:44,202 --> 00:46:48,304 - Oh. I'm glad that you thought it was hot. 925 00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:50,173 - Yeah. 926 00:46:50,175 --> 00:46:53,976 I thought it was hot, but for some reason you're mad at me. 927 00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:55,478 - You know what? 928 00:46:57,181 --> 00:46:59,182 I'm like super glad that he fired you. 929 00:46:59,184 --> 00:47:02,151 Do you know why? - No. 930 00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:04,187 - 'Cause this way... 931 00:47:07,424 --> 00:47:11,027 I don't ever have to see you again. 932 00:47:14,264 --> 00:47:16,465 - [Narrator] The wrong plays were getting signaled 933 00:47:16,467 --> 00:47:19,068 from both sides of the ball. 934 00:47:19,070 --> 00:47:23,005 Zagger had hung in the pocket too long and was sacked. 935 00:47:23,007 --> 00:47:27,043 Plus, he inadvertently banged the gong. 936 00:47:27,045 --> 00:47:29,278 For the first time in eight years, 937 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,948 he'd pushed Amy away for good, 938 00:47:31,950 --> 00:47:37,053 leaving him unemployed, broke and confused. 939 00:47:37,055 --> 00:47:41,257 - Why am I walking? I drove. 940 00:47:41,259 --> 00:47:45,061 - [Narrator] Champions are not made in times of triumph. 941 00:47:45,063 --> 00:47:48,197 They are made in times of adversity, 942 00:47:48,199 --> 00:47:52,902 and this time, Zagger was not about to hang it up. 943 00:47:54,371 --> 00:47:56,873 What once was a weekend gig, 944 00:47:56,875 --> 00:48:00,309 would become a full-time labor of love. 945 00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:04,313 These captains of car-parking 946 00:48:04,315 --> 00:48:07,483 continued to put in the work on off days, 947 00:48:07,485 --> 00:48:11,254 which led to success on game days, 948 00:48:11,256 --> 00:48:14,624 doing it all in the shadow of Lambeau Field. 949 00:48:14,626 --> 00:48:17,159 - This is awesome. 950 00:48:17,161 --> 00:48:20,496 - [Narrator] Zagger was a new man, a changed man, 951 00:48:20,498 --> 00:48:24,567 and every fan knows that change is part of the game. 952 00:48:24,569 --> 00:48:30,172 Seasons change, concussion protocols change, 953 00:48:30,174 --> 00:48:35,645 relatively normal people change, get into weird costumes, 954 00:48:35,647 --> 00:48:38,981 and sometimes, players change teams, 955 00:48:38,983 --> 00:48:43,319 which may be the hardest change of all to accept. 956 00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:49,191 - Yeah. - Yeah. 957 00:48:49,193 --> 00:48:50,693 - Yeah. - Yeah. 958 00:48:50,695 --> 00:48:53,296 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yep. 959 00:48:53,298 --> 00:48:55,064 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 960 00:48:55,066 --> 00:48:57,466 - Yeah. - Yeah. 961 00:49:00,504 --> 00:49:04,273 [gentle downbeat music] 962 00:49:06,276 --> 00:49:10,146 - [Narrator] Despite Zagger's newfound leap into popularity, 963 00:49:10,148 --> 00:49:13,516 Green Bay is still a small town. 964 00:49:13,518 --> 00:49:15,985 Whether it was in the playbook or not, 965 00:49:15,987 --> 00:49:19,055 Amy and Zagger's paths would cross 966 00:49:19,057 --> 00:49:21,257 like strangers in the night. 967 00:49:21,259 --> 00:49:23,659 They were on opposite sidelines, 968 00:49:23,661 --> 00:49:28,297 yet acutely aware of each other's every play. 969 00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:32,301 Zagger lined up in Fart Starr for every game, 970 00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:37,406 and The Sixty became like Graceland for Cheeseheads. 971 00:49:37,408 --> 00:49:41,043 They came, including former players. 972 00:49:41,045 --> 00:49:43,145 - I took about four, five steps, 973 00:49:43,147 --> 00:49:47,116 got nailed by the The Fridge, knocked out. 974 00:49:47,118 --> 00:49:49,452 One of my teammates come over and says, 975 00:49:49,454 --> 00:49:51,253 "Hey Gary, you gotta get up. 976 00:49:51,255 --> 00:49:53,556 It's Monday night. Your mom is watching." 977 00:49:53,558 --> 00:49:55,391 [laughing] 978 00:49:55,393 --> 00:49:57,426 - [Narrator] Current players. - Electrolyte forms 979 00:49:57,428 --> 00:49:59,695 when soluble sodium or potassium 980 00:49:59,697 --> 00:50:02,198 ionizes in a solvent such as water, 981 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,666 and for that, my friends, 982 00:50:03,668 --> 00:50:06,268 you can thank thermodynamics and solation. 983 00:50:06,270 --> 00:50:08,404 - [Narrator] And heads of state. 984 00:50:08,406 --> 00:50:10,172 - Mayor Schmitt? - Right. 985 00:50:10,174 --> 00:50:11,340 - Mayor Schmitt! [Schmitt shushing] 986 00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:12,341 Mayor of Green Bay. 987 00:50:12,343 --> 00:50:13,676 - Keep it down, man, all right? 988 00:50:13,678 --> 00:50:15,211 I don't want everyone knowing I'm here. 989 00:50:15,213 --> 00:50:16,379 Keep it low key. - Right, right. 990 00:50:16,381 --> 00:50:17,713 I understand. 991 00:50:17,715 --> 00:50:19,315 Speaking of key, 992 00:50:19,317 --> 00:50:22,284 you think I can get the old... 993 00:50:22,286 --> 00:50:23,519 - Key to the city? - Yeah. 994 00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:26,055 - No. How 'bout a pen? 995 00:50:26,057 --> 00:50:28,257 Give the guy a pen. - Sweet. 996 00:50:28,259 --> 00:50:31,660 - [Narrator] Zagger became the man of the hour. 997 00:50:31,662 --> 00:50:33,129 - Pen to the city! 998 00:50:33,131 --> 00:50:36,332 [crowd murmuring] 999 00:50:38,635 --> 00:50:40,703 Uh, Kristen. - What would you say has 1000 00:50:40,705 --> 00:50:43,606 been the key to your success? - Well, it's been a team effort. 1001 00:50:43,608 --> 00:50:45,374 Everyone's really stepping up, 1002 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:47,109 and we couldn't have done it without the team. 1003 00:50:47,111 --> 00:50:48,577 - Zagger, Zagger! - Polano! 1004 00:50:48,579 --> 00:50:49,712 - Yeah, call. - Is it true that 1005 00:50:49,714 --> 00:50:51,347 parties and parking cars 1006 00:50:51,349 --> 00:50:52,615 is your full-time job now that you've 1007 00:50:52,617 --> 00:50:54,316 been a victim of layoffs? 1008 00:50:54,318 --> 00:50:55,684 - Layoffs? 1009 00:50:55,686 --> 00:50:59,155 She's talking 'bout layoffs? Burke. 1010 00:50:59,157 --> 00:51:00,823 - Look, some party guests have accused The Sixty 1011 00:51:00,825 --> 00:51:03,492 of having skunky beer. Care to comment? 1012 00:51:03,494 --> 00:51:05,327 - The cases looked fresh. 1013 00:51:05,329 --> 00:51:08,330 If you want to down a glass, then down a glass, 1014 00:51:08,332 --> 00:51:10,366 but the beers are what we thought they were, 1015 00:51:10,368 --> 00:51:11,600 and we let 'em off the hook! 1016 00:51:11,602 --> 00:51:12,535 - All right, no more questions. 1017 00:51:12,537 --> 00:51:14,470 [people talking at once] 1018 00:51:14,472 --> 00:51:16,205 - Hey, G, remember in 2003 1019 00:51:16,207 --> 00:51:17,807 when you ran that 98 yard touchdown? 1020 00:51:17,809 --> 00:51:22,611 Like I'm about to do on you! Oh! 1021 00:51:22,613 --> 00:51:24,480 What? 1022 00:51:24,482 --> 00:51:26,182 I remember it, I remember when you did that. 1023 00:51:26,184 --> 00:51:27,650 It was like immediately afterwards, 1024 00:51:27,652 --> 00:51:31,353 I turned to my fiancé, and I was like... 1025 00:51:38,662 --> 00:51:40,663 I was like that was the longest run 1026 00:51:40,665 --> 00:51:43,165 from scrimmage in Lambeau history. 1027 00:51:43,167 --> 00:51:46,502 - Look, Zagger, I know you're a rookie 1028 00:51:46,504 --> 00:51:48,771 to this popularity thing. 1029 00:51:48,773 --> 00:51:52,341 You have a whole bunch of people calling themselves your friend, 1030 00:51:52,343 --> 00:51:54,410 but when all that fades away, 1031 00:51:54,412 --> 00:51:57,847 you gonna need someone that knows you. 1032 00:51:59,249 --> 00:52:00,783 - So do you have, 1033 00:52:00,785 --> 00:52:02,718 do you have an invoice from January then? 1034 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:05,688 - Yeah, I spoke to Troy, and he said that 1035 00:52:05,690 --> 00:52:08,824 he can change the figures here. 1036 00:52:08,826 --> 00:52:13,496 I think, um, you can see here that if we do, 1037 00:52:13,498 --> 00:52:17,566 I mean, it will be a... What? 1038 00:52:20,170 --> 00:52:22,471 - You got a little something on your face. 1039 00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:24,406 - Oh, my god. 1040 00:52:24,408 --> 00:52:26,709 Is it gone? - No, it's... 1041 00:52:26,711 --> 00:52:28,644 - No? - No, it's right... 1042 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:29,745 - Here? 1043 00:52:31,414 --> 00:52:33,516 Yeah. - Is that okay? 1044 00:52:41,625 --> 00:52:42,725 - Did you get it? 1045 00:52:47,330 --> 00:52:49,431 - It's a freckle. - Okay. 1046 00:52:57,707 --> 00:52:59,375 - Oh! - Oh. 1047 00:52:59,377 --> 00:53:00,543 - No, you really do have shit on your face. 1048 00:53:00,545 --> 00:53:02,845 - Oh, my gosh. Okay. 1049 00:53:02,847 --> 00:53:06,782 - Vee-Vee, uh, Vanessa, cheese me. 1050 00:53:06,784 --> 00:53:10,186 Now, cheese nuts. 1051 00:53:10,188 --> 00:53:12,221 Close your eyes. Cover your eyes. 1052 00:53:12,223 --> 00:53:13,822 - Okay, I'll go first. - Yeah, okay. 1053 00:53:13,824 --> 00:53:18,460 - What college did Reggie White go to? 1054 00:53:18,462 --> 00:53:20,196 - That one's easy. [Ben imitating clock beeping] 1055 00:53:20,198 --> 00:53:23,232 I know this one, I know it. It's, uh... 1056 00:53:23,234 --> 00:53:25,301 - Tennessee. - Yes! 1057 00:53:26,236 --> 00:53:27,937 - Yeah! - Okay, my turn. 1058 00:53:27,939 --> 00:53:30,439 How many yards did Tony Canadeo run for in 1949? 1059 00:53:30,441 --> 00:53:34,343 - What? No sane person knows that off the top of their head. 1060 00:53:34,345 --> 00:53:36,278 [Ben imitating clock beeping] 1061 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,281 God, Tony Canadeo doesn't even know this! 1062 00:53:39,283 --> 00:53:40,449 - The clock. 1063 00:53:41,384 --> 00:53:44,587 589? - So wrong! 1064 00:53:44,589 --> 00:53:47,823 [Polano groaning] 1065 00:53:47,825 --> 00:53:49,258 - [Polano] That was not Gouda. 1066 00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:52,962 [laughing] [phone ringing] 1067 00:53:52,964 --> 00:53:54,530 - Debra. 1068 00:53:54,532 --> 00:53:55,898 - Amy left her leather jacket at The Sixty. 1069 00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:56,966 You need to take it to her at work. 1070 00:53:56,968 --> 00:53:58,234 - You need to take 1071 00:53:58,236 --> 00:53:59,468 it to her at the office 1072 00:53:59,470 --> 00:54:00,703 because all of her stuff is gone. 1073 00:54:00,705 --> 00:54:02,471 - Benjamin, take her the jacket. 1074 00:54:02,473 --> 00:54:04,940 - I don't have the jacket. Quit. 1075 00:54:06,910 --> 00:54:08,611 Debra, I might have the jacket. 1076 00:54:08,613 --> 00:54:10,946 - Good! [energetic music] 1077 00:54:10,948 --> 00:54:15,384 - Field trip. - Can I get a ride to work? 1078 00:54:17,721 --> 00:54:20,389 ♪ Feel like a ton already hit me 1079 00:54:20,391 --> 00:54:21,924 ♪ Hey, hey 1080 00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:24,393 ♪ A couple shots and I'm already tipsy 1081 00:54:24,395 --> 00:54:25,961 ♪ This swerve in my cup 1082 00:54:25,963 --> 00:54:27,930 ♪ Swerve in my cup 1083 00:54:27,932 --> 00:54:30,032 ♪ This swerve in my cup 1084 00:54:30,034 --> 00:54:31,967 ♪ Swerve in my, my, my 1085 00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:34,270 ♪ Swerve in my, my, my, my, my 1086 00:54:34,272 --> 00:54:38,741 [coughs] - Zagger? 1087 00:54:38,743 --> 00:54:41,277 Oh, my gosh, are you okay? 1088 00:54:41,279 --> 00:54:43,979 Your skin tone screams I got a disease in the Oregon Trail. 1089 00:54:43,981 --> 00:54:47,483 - Yeah, Aimerz is right. 1090 00:54:47,485 --> 00:54:49,418 You look like you might have cholera, pal. 1091 00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:53,656 - Aimerz? You and he are doing the Aimerz thing? 1092 00:54:53,658 --> 00:54:55,658 - So did you bring my jacket? 1093 00:54:55,660 --> 00:54:59,995 - Yeah, we have a fundraiser for the women's prison tonight. 1094 00:55:00,997 --> 00:55:03,699 - What? You two are dating? 1095 00:55:03,701 --> 00:55:04,867 - Well-- - Yeah. 1096 00:55:04,869 --> 00:55:06,735 - Great. Yeah, I mean 1097 00:55:06,737 --> 00:55:08,804 I'm plowing some, seeing someone, too. 1098 00:55:08,806 --> 00:55:10,706 Gong, Vanessa! 1099 00:55:11,975 --> 00:55:13,676 - What? - Where'd she go? 1100 00:55:13,678 --> 00:55:15,010 There she is. 1101 00:55:16,846 --> 00:55:18,347 Come on. 1102 00:55:18,349 --> 00:55:22,051 And there's the jacket. - Hello. 1103 00:55:25,388 --> 00:55:26,555 - Give me the jacket. - What are you doing? 1104 00:55:26,557 --> 00:55:27,656 - We're giving her the jacket. 1105 00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:29,692 - I'm gonna be cold. 1106 00:55:30,727 --> 00:55:32,795 It's gonna be cold for me. 1107 00:55:32,797 --> 00:55:34,930 - We talked about this. 1108 00:55:35,665 --> 00:55:37,433 There, returned. 1109 00:56:14,003 --> 00:56:16,772 Okay, okay, yeah, that's it. We gotta go. 1110 00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:18,574 You guys got the prison chicks thing, so let's go. 1111 00:56:18,576 --> 00:56:20,809 - That sounds hot. Can we go? 1112 00:56:22,645 --> 00:56:23,879 - Do you have butter on your lips? 1113 00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:25,814 - I ran out of ChapStick. 1114 00:56:25,816 --> 00:56:27,883 - [Narrator] In the final game of the season, 1115 00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:31,620 the Packers won, earning them a trip to the... 1116 00:56:31,622 --> 00:56:35,758 - Play-offs! [cheering] 1117 00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,026 - It's play-off time, boys! 1118 00:56:38,028 --> 00:56:40,929 Let's get this pre-party started. 1119 00:56:40,931 --> 00:56:44,666 Kick it! [rock music] 1120 00:56:47,504 --> 00:56:50,706 [muffled singing] 1121 00:56:58,047 --> 00:57:00,749 - Did I make the right choice? 1122 00:57:00,751 --> 00:57:04,787 - Obviously, your team's in the play-offs. 1123 00:57:04,789 --> 00:57:08,090 I know what you need. I know it. 1124 00:57:08,092 --> 00:57:10,626 You need to Farley a coffee table. 1125 00:57:10,628 --> 00:57:14,730 Huh? Right, buddy? Chris Farley? 1126 00:57:14,732 --> 00:57:17,599 Farley, you know, something Wisco and Chi-town 1127 00:57:17,601 --> 00:57:19,635 can agree upon. 1128 00:57:19,637 --> 00:57:21,470 All right, that's what I'm talking about. 1129 00:57:21,472 --> 00:57:23,172 Go get a coffee table, buddy. 1130 00:57:23,174 --> 00:57:24,039 Huh? 1131 00:57:24,041 --> 00:57:26,842 [rock music] 1132 00:57:59,976 --> 00:58:02,244 [man shouting] 1133 00:58:02,246 --> 00:58:05,247 - Do not touch my stuff. - What are you doing? 1134 00:58:05,249 --> 00:58:07,816 - I am protecting my valuables. What are you doing? 1135 00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:10,586 - I live here. - So do I. 1136 00:58:10,588 --> 00:58:12,688 - What? - I've been here since '95, 1137 00:58:12,690 --> 00:58:15,190 ever since Rick took me in. - How have we never seen you? 1138 00:58:15,192 --> 00:58:16,892 - I think the better question is 1139 00:58:16,894 --> 00:58:19,061 why have you never looked in your garage before? 1140 00:58:19,063 --> 00:58:20,729 Look, I just keep quiet. 1141 00:58:20,731 --> 00:58:23,565 I watch the games on my TV by myself. 1142 00:58:23,567 --> 00:58:26,902 I am very superstitious. So please leave. 1143 00:58:26,904 --> 00:58:30,706 - Um, hold it. This is my house. 1144 00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:32,774 I don't know who you are, 1145 00:58:32,776 --> 00:58:36,645 so just put down the sword. 1146 00:58:37,847 --> 00:58:41,049 - You pronounce the W in sword, too? 1147 00:58:50,026 --> 00:58:51,527 Have a seat. 1148 00:58:52,862 --> 00:58:55,130 Sit down. - No. 1149 00:58:55,132 --> 00:58:57,232 - Sit down, come on. 1150 00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:01,570 My name's Dusty Watkins. 1151 00:59:02,672 --> 00:59:05,607 I'm adopted. - Oh. 1152 00:59:05,609 --> 00:59:07,009 - But my friends call me Trapper 1153 00:59:07,011 --> 00:59:08,810 on the account of my hunting skills. 1154 00:59:08,812 --> 00:59:12,614 I, uh, catch small upland game for meat. 1155 00:59:12,616 --> 00:59:15,651 - I'm Ben Zagowski. - Adopted? 1156 00:59:15,653 --> 00:59:17,953 - No, I don't think so. 1157 00:59:17,955 --> 00:59:20,589 Zagger, people call me Zagger. - I know. 1158 00:59:20,591 --> 00:59:23,125 You've become quite the legend this season, congrats. 1159 00:59:23,127 --> 00:59:26,295 - Thanks. - Welcome to the club. 1160 00:59:27,263 --> 00:59:28,964 - Dusty Watkins. 1161 00:59:30,199 --> 00:59:32,000 I remember you. 1162 00:59:32,002 --> 00:59:33,635 You're that kid from De Pere 1163 00:59:33,637 --> 00:59:35,337 that went missing for a little while. 1164 00:59:35,339 --> 00:59:37,973 You squatted in Lambeau for the entire '95 season. 1165 00:59:37,975 --> 00:59:41,310 - And I remained unseen till the conference championship. 1166 00:59:41,312 --> 00:59:44,146 - What? We lost to Dallas that game. 1167 00:59:44,148 --> 00:59:46,281 - Yeah, because they caught me and they kicked me out. 1168 00:59:46,283 --> 00:59:47,849 That was a big mistake. 1169 00:59:47,851 --> 00:59:49,318 They screwed that team over when they did that. 1170 00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:52,220 - Oh, my god. You, man. 1171 00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:54,723 That's when it all, like, fell apart for you. 1172 00:59:54,725 --> 00:59:58,093 - Fell apart for me? What are you talking about? 1173 00:59:58,095 --> 01:00:02,364 I'm living the dream. I got no ties, I got so significant other 1174 01:00:02,366 --> 01:00:05,033 holding me back. I got no responsibilities, 1175 01:00:05,035 --> 01:00:07,836 other than my daughter. 1176 01:00:09,739 --> 01:00:12,841 She's a stick-figure. - Yeah. 1177 01:00:12,843 --> 01:00:17,079 - I drew it. Shut up! 1178 01:00:17,081 --> 01:00:19,247 I mean, I am leading my life in the one direction 1179 01:00:19,249 --> 01:00:21,283 that truly matters in this world, 1180 01:00:21,285 --> 01:00:23,785 following the Green Bay, whoa! 1181 01:00:23,787 --> 01:00:28,056 Hot squirrel. Wanna go halfsies on this? 1182 01:00:28,058 --> 01:00:29,057 - Yes. 1183 01:00:30,059 --> 01:00:32,361 - I'll cut it with my sword. 1184 01:00:32,363 --> 01:00:35,230 - And not your ka-knife. - What's that mean? 1185 01:00:35,232 --> 01:00:37,933 - Ka-knife, like the, 'cause we were doing the sword thing, 1186 01:00:37,935 --> 01:00:41,169 so why not ka-knife? - Knife. 1187 01:00:42,739 --> 01:00:43,872 - Yep. 1188 01:00:58,321 --> 01:01:01,223 - I'm living the dream. Living the dream, living the dream. 1189 01:01:01,225 --> 01:01:03,725 I got no significant other holding me back. 1190 01:01:03,727 --> 01:01:05,794 No significant other, no significant other. 1191 01:01:05,796 --> 01:01:09,031 Whoa, hot squirrel. Hot squirrel, hot squirrel. 1192 01:01:09,033 --> 01:01:12,801 [gentle downbeat music] 1193 01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:20,442 - Yeah! 1194 01:01:20,444 --> 01:01:22,778 No! 1195 01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:25,280 - Hey, buddy! - Ben! 1196 01:01:25,282 --> 01:01:27,015 - Did you... [clears throat] 1197 01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:30,686 Did you find a coffee table to Farley? 1198 01:01:30,688 --> 01:01:32,154 - We were gonna tell you. 1199 01:01:32,156 --> 01:01:33,455 We were just waiting for the right moment. 1200 01:01:33,457 --> 01:01:35,924 - Yes. 1201 01:01:35,926 --> 01:01:39,461 - Which is now. - Which is now. It's now. 1202 01:01:39,463 --> 01:01:42,030 Bud, she was helping me through the divorce. 1203 01:01:42,032 --> 01:01:44,232 And by that, I mean she caused it. 1204 01:01:44,234 --> 01:01:46,735 - That is not true. 1205 01:01:46,737 --> 01:01:47,836 Yeah, that's a little true. 1206 01:01:47,838 --> 01:01:48,970 [Ben groans] 1207 01:01:48,972 --> 01:01:50,072 - Look, I know little sisters 1208 01:01:50,074 --> 01:01:51,206 are off-limits to best friends-- 1209 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:52,741 - Ben, deal with it. 1210 01:01:52,743 --> 01:01:54,242 Love is chemical. 1211 01:01:54,244 --> 01:01:57,479 You can't control it, and we're in love. 1212 01:01:57,481 --> 01:02:01,750 - We're in love? - We're in love. 1213 01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:08,190 - [Both] We're in love. - [groaning] 1214 01:02:12,295 --> 01:02:15,297 - We're gonna give you a minute. 1215 01:02:24,140 --> 01:02:27,142 [gentle music] 1216 01:02:49,265 --> 01:02:50,899 - [Amy] Booyah! 1217 01:02:53,269 --> 01:02:54,536 - Boo what? 1218 01:02:55,938 --> 01:02:58,140 - Booyah, Stuart Scott. 1219 01:02:59,976 --> 01:03:01,076 - Super. 1220 01:03:01,911 --> 01:03:03,245 Bowl? 1221 01:03:03,247 --> 01:03:06,214 - No, not yet. It's just the play-offs. 1222 01:03:06,216 --> 01:03:08,483 - No, I mean, do you want to use the bowl? 1223 01:03:08,485 --> 01:03:10,952 'Cause putting your hands in the bag like that, 1224 01:03:10,954 --> 01:03:14,823 it's a little unsanitary. - No, I'm good. 1225 01:03:14,825 --> 01:03:17,793 You know you really have a lot of women studies stuff. 1226 01:03:17,795 --> 01:03:21,830 - Uh, yeah. I wouldn't really call it stuff, you know? 1227 01:03:21,832 --> 01:03:24,499 It's more like pieces of history. 1228 01:03:24,501 --> 01:03:26,535 Yeah, I guess I'm into women's studies 1229 01:03:26,537 --> 01:03:30,572 like some people are into ironic belt buckles 1230 01:03:30,574 --> 01:03:33,208 or Lego movies. 1231 01:03:33,210 --> 01:03:34,409 - Blitz him, you idiots! 1232 01:03:34,411 --> 01:03:35,577 - You sound a lot like my 1233 01:03:35,579 --> 01:03:39,014 auto mechanic, Gary DeSenzo. 1234 01:03:40,316 --> 01:03:44,319 Hey, you remember how we talked about 1235 01:03:44,321 --> 01:03:46,421 maybe you posing today for me 1236 01:03:46,423 --> 01:03:48,990 so that I can finish that Jackie O painting? 1237 01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:53,295 - Right, that was before we made the play-offs. 1238 01:03:54,931 --> 01:03:56,865 - Okay, I'll tell you what. 1239 01:03:56,867 --> 01:03:58,600 I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna get set-up, 1240 01:03:58,602 --> 01:04:03,205 and then you can just come in and join me whenever you're-- 1241 01:04:03,207 --> 01:04:07,309 - Oh! - Done with this stuff. 1242 01:04:07,311 --> 01:04:08,877 - Oh, my gosh. 1243 01:04:08,879 --> 01:04:11,112 - Okay. - Oh, god. 1244 01:04:11,114 --> 01:04:12,414 - All right. 1245 01:04:13,950 --> 01:04:15,217 - Oh, oh! 1246 01:04:15,219 --> 01:04:18,420 [knocking at door] 1247 01:04:18,422 --> 01:04:19,955 - [Ben] What? 1248 01:04:24,393 --> 01:04:25,894 - Game's on. 1249 01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:32,367 What, are you gonna listen to it on the radio, FDR? 1250 01:04:34,237 --> 01:04:36,204 Well, don't forget to bring your horse 1251 01:04:36,206 --> 01:04:40,008 to the blacksmith's to get it re-shoed. 1252 01:04:45,381 --> 01:04:47,916 - [Narrator] This was the first time Zagger 1253 01:04:47,918 --> 01:04:50,986 didn't watch the game from Fart Starr 1254 01:04:50,988 --> 01:04:55,490 with his stats binder or with any of his teammates. 1255 01:04:57,260 --> 01:05:00,896 [gentle downbeat music] 1256 01:05:12,541 --> 01:05:14,676 [dramatic music] 1257 01:05:14,678 --> 01:05:18,313 Like a roaring river after a hard rain, 1258 01:05:18,315 --> 01:05:22,183 Zagger passionately rushed through the neighborhoods. 1259 01:05:22,185 --> 01:05:26,121 He ran for 2.5 miles that day, 1260 01:05:26,123 --> 01:05:30,058 something he hadn't done in over 10 seasons. 1261 01:05:31,494 --> 01:05:35,163 But that was the only stat he would get to record, 1262 01:05:35,165 --> 01:05:38,199 for the game came to a conclusion 1263 01:05:38,201 --> 01:05:41,069 upon arriving at his destination. 1264 01:05:41,071 --> 01:05:43,705 - [Amy] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 1265 01:05:43,707 --> 01:05:49,010 Woo-hoo! Oh, my gosh. Yes, yes. 1266 01:05:51,447 --> 01:05:52,681 - [Announcer] Here comes the blitz. 1267 01:05:52,683 --> 01:05:54,249 Rogers is hit, the ball is out. 1268 01:05:54,251 --> 01:05:57,018 Dansby's got it. The 10, the five. 1269 01:05:57,020 --> 01:05:58,386 Touchdown. 1270 01:05:58,388 --> 01:06:01,256 The Arizona Cardinals win in the OT. 1271 01:06:01,258 --> 01:06:04,726 What a heartbreaking loss for Green Bay 1272 01:06:04,728 --> 01:06:07,362 as their season comes to an end. 1273 01:06:07,364 --> 01:06:11,132 [gentle downbeat music] 1274 01:06:14,503 --> 01:06:17,238 That's it. Look at that. 1275 01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:20,241 Oh, my god, that's amazing. 1276 01:06:20,243 --> 01:06:22,510 Good job. Good job. 1277 01:06:22,512 --> 01:06:25,513 That's it. Keep it steady. 1278 01:06:33,489 --> 01:06:37,392 Yeah, so, um, when you didn't come in, 1279 01:06:37,394 --> 01:06:39,995 I kinda had to improvise. 1280 01:06:41,063 --> 01:06:44,132 - Okay. - [Greg] Yeah. 1281 01:06:45,534 --> 01:06:49,671 I guess now would be a good time to tell you 1282 01:06:49,673 --> 01:06:54,376 that I applied for the director of operations in San Fran. 1283 01:06:56,045 --> 01:07:00,348 - There's good scuba in San Fran. 1284 01:07:00,350 --> 01:07:05,120 Well I must say, as a man, I am disappointed, 1285 01:07:05,122 --> 01:07:10,759 but I must respect your decision as a woman. 1286 01:07:12,294 --> 01:07:15,263 I mean not as a woman. I am not a woman. 1287 01:07:15,265 --> 01:07:19,667 I mean your decision as the woman that you are. 1288 01:07:19,669 --> 01:07:24,372 - [Narrator] Once again, Amy found herself in free agency. 1289 01:07:27,276 --> 01:07:29,344 She went into the off season 1290 01:07:29,346 --> 01:07:32,747 picking up the pieces of her past life 1291 01:07:32,749 --> 01:07:35,250 with hopes of moving on. 1292 01:07:44,827 --> 01:07:46,294 - You okay? 1293 01:07:47,763 --> 01:07:49,798 - I can't believe it. It's over. 1294 01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:53,068 It's really over. 1295 01:07:53,070 --> 01:07:54,836 - Tough loss, man. 1296 01:07:57,173 --> 01:07:59,374 If you need someone to talk to about it, or... 1297 01:07:59,376 --> 01:08:01,309 - [Ben] What are you talking about? 1298 01:08:01,311 --> 01:08:03,711 - Well, that sucked. 1299 01:08:03,713 --> 01:08:05,847 - The game. The Pack lost. 1300 01:08:05,849 --> 01:08:07,582 What are you talking about? 1301 01:08:07,584 --> 01:08:10,652 - You okay, lover? - I'm not your lover, okay? 1302 01:08:10,654 --> 01:08:12,654 You took it upon yourself to become a latch-key kid 1303 01:08:12,656 --> 01:08:14,722 and hang out here all the time, and why I let you, 1304 01:08:14,724 --> 01:08:17,725 I don't know why, because you're The Gong Show. 1305 01:08:17,727 --> 01:08:19,594 - The Gong Show? - Yeah, you're The Gong Show. 1306 01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:21,463 We call you The Gong Show because everybody 1307 01:08:21,465 --> 01:08:25,166 just wants to bang you and then kick you out. 1308 01:08:27,369 --> 01:08:30,505 - Well, isn't that typical? 1309 01:08:30,507 --> 01:08:32,874 Boys get to have as much fun as they want, 1310 01:08:32,876 --> 01:08:39,147 but as soon as a girl joins in, she's The Gong Show. 1311 01:08:40,149 --> 01:08:42,884 I never heard you complain. 1312 01:08:42,886 --> 01:08:46,254 Maybe that's because I brought the party here. 1313 01:08:46,256 --> 01:08:48,389 I made this place. 1314 01:08:48,391 --> 01:08:50,692 - We made this place. - I made this place. 1315 01:08:50,694 --> 01:08:54,762 Me. I did. - You're the kid with the pool. 1316 01:08:54,764 --> 01:08:59,434 This place is the pool, but people don't actually like you. 1317 01:09:01,170 --> 01:09:03,304 And you know what else? 1318 01:09:04,373 --> 01:09:07,442 I don't actually like you either. 1319 01:09:10,212 --> 01:09:11,913 - You made this place? - Don't start with me, 1320 01:09:11,915 --> 01:09:13,915 all right? This whole time you've been pushing me 1321 01:09:13,917 --> 01:09:16,217 to do all this and lead the single life along with you, 1322 01:09:16,219 --> 01:09:18,153 and the whole time you were banging my little sister. 1323 01:09:18,155 --> 01:09:19,888 That's fantastic. 1324 01:09:19,890 --> 01:09:22,490 You know, I'm tired of your little ironic handlebar mustache 1325 01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:25,894 and your little oh, I'm always on face, I'm so funny face. 1326 01:09:25,896 --> 01:09:27,695 Well, you know what? You're not funny. 1327 01:09:27,697 --> 01:09:29,931 Even Tauscher says that your jokes, they suck. 1328 01:09:29,933 --> 01:09:31,933 - Taush Mahal wouldn't say that. - That's a terrible nickname. 1329 01:09:31,935 --> 01:09:33,935 Just why don't you get out, okay? 1330 01:09:33,937 --> 01:09:37,305 And just take your stupid Bears stuff and get out of here. 1331 01:09:37,307 --> 01:09:38,840 You live in Green Bay, dumbass. 1332 01:09:38,842 --> 01:09:40,808 How many championships have the Bears won again? 1333 01:09:40,810 --> 01:09:42,510 Huh? - Take it easy, Zagger. 1334 01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:43,845 - No, I'm not taking it easy Zagger. 1335 01:09:43,847 --> 01:09:45,180 That's what, take it easy, Zagger. 1336 01:09:45,182 --> 01:09:47,415 Get out. Go on, go. 1337 01:09:47,417 --> 01:09:49,317 Come on, get out of my house. 1338 01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:50,718 Get out of my house. - I'm not-- 1339 01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:51,920 - What, you wanna go? You wanna go? 1340 01:09:51,922 --> 01:09:53,254 Huh? - I don't want to go. 1341 01:09:53,256 --> 01:09:54,422 - You wanna go? - No. 1342 01:09:54,424 --> 01:09:55,957 - You wanna go? - I don't. 1343 01:09:55,959 --> 01:09:57,525 - [Ben] Then let's go. - I don't want to g-- 1344 01:09:57,527 --> 01:09:59,861 - I don't want to go. - You wanna go? 1345 01:09:59,863 --> 01:10:04,532 - You toothed my nipple! [pained groaning] 1346 01:10:06,602 --> 01:10:09,804 [dramatic music] 1347 01:10:09,806 --> 01:10:12,207 You wanted me to leave! Let me go! 1348 01:10:14,310 --> 01:10:15,577 Get off me! 1349 01:10:20,649 --> 01:10:22,217 Zagger, stop. 1350 01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:28,756 Hold on, hold on. 1351 01:10:36,465 --> 01:10:39,500 [dramatic music] 1352 01:10:45,708 --> 01:10:46,841 Stop! 1353 01:10:48,544 --> 01:10:49,677 Don't! 1354 01:10:56,385 --> 01:10:57,785 Don't! 1355 01:10:57,787 --> 01:10:58,920 Stop! 1356 01:11:12,635 --> 01:11:14,535 - [Narrator] When a team is winning, 1357 01:11:14,537 --> 01:11:17,639 everyone shares in the glory. 1358 01:11:17,641 --> 01:11:23,011 It's during failure that teammates start to assign blame. 1359 01:11:23,013 --> 01:11:25,847 Zagger and Polano found themselves 1360 01:11:25,849 --> 01:11:28,449 in the bitter cold of defeat, 1361 01:11:28,451 --> 01:11:33,855 and refused to forfeit their pride. 1362 01:11:33,857 --> 01:11:38,326 Clearly, neither one was particularly good at fighting, 1363 01:11:38,328 --> 01:11:40,862 nor in good physical condition, 1364 01:11:40,864 --> 01:11:43,931 and for the first time in their friendship, 1365 01:11:43,933 --> 01:11:49,737 these teammates found themselves demanding a trade. 1366 01:11:49,739 --> 01:11:55,343 - And for the record, I don't bang your sister. 1367 01:11:55,345 --> 01:11:58,313 I passionately bang your sister. 1368 01:12:01,750 --> 01:12:05,586 Have fun being all alone at your house. 1369 01:12:09,792 --> 01:12:11,759 - I don't need you. 1370 01:12:14,930 --> 01:12:17,365 I don't need anybody. 1371 01:12:17,367 --> 01:12:19,600 All I need is The Sixty, 1372 01:12:19,602 --> 01:12:20,968 and The Pack, 1373 01:12:22,871 --> 01:12:24,072 and beer! 1374 01:12:24,907 --> 01:12:26,474 I'm a legend! 1375 01:12:27,509 --> 01:12:30,912 I don't need anybody! 1376 01:12:38,020 --> 01:12:41,856 Kuhn, I have to apologize. That loss was my fault. 1377 01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:43,958 I didn't write down any of your stats, 1378 01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:47,929 I didn't sit in Fart Starr, I didn't even watch the game, 1379 01:12:47,931 --> 01:12:50,565 so it's my fault, give me a call. 1380 01:12:50,567 --> 01:12:52,100 Come over, you know, let's drink, 1381 01:12:52,102 --> 01:12:54,969 let's chat chemistry, solvents, whatever. 1382 01:12:54,971 --> 01:12:56,637 Polano, my bad, dog. 1383 01:12:56,639 --> 01:13:00,007 I, uh, I'm sorry I toothed your nipple. 1384 01:13:00,009 --> 01:13:04,712 That's my bad, but just call me, come over, let's drink. 1385 01:13:04,714 --> 01:13:09,951 Debbie, pick up your phone. Call me, come over, let's drink. 1386 01:13:09,953 --> 01:13:12,453 Gong... Vanessa. 1387 01:13:13,722 --> 01:13:16,391 Hey, Mr. Severson, uh, how are you? 1388 01:13:16,393 --> 01:13:20,495 This is, uh, Ben Zagowski from your senior year, 1389 01:13:20,497 --> 01:13:22,897 from senior AP English. 1390 01:13:22,899 --> 01:13:26,134 Yeah, I was... You wanna come up... 1391 01:13:27,703 --> 01:13:30,872 May I please have you come over and drink? 1392 01:13:30,874 --> 01:13:34,642 [gentle downbeat music] 1393 01:13:41,450 --> 01:13:43,551 - We'll bounce back. We always do. 1394 01:13:43,553 --> 01:13:45,052 Titletown, baby. 1395 01:13:48,891 --> 01:13:51,859 I know what you need, my friend. 1396 01:13:53,695 --> 01:13:58,433 I made it myself. This right here I call Lambrew Field. 1397 01:13:58,435 --> 01:13:59,534 Try it. 1398 01:14:01,970 --> 01:14:06,073 I'm gonna bottle and distribute this stuff right here. 1399 01:14:06,075 --> 01:14:08,743 You want in early? You wanna invest? 1400 01:14:08,745 --> 01:14:10,845 - I'll think about it. - Think about it, all right. 1401 01:14:10,847 --> 01:14:13,080 Well, think about it. 1402 01:14:13,082 --> 01:14:17,485 - Not really my, I don't have any money at all. 1403 01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:21,589 [gentle chiming] 1404 01:14:23,725 --> 01:14:24,826 Whoa. 1405 01:14:25,661 --> 01:14:27,028 What's happening? 1406 01:14:27,030 --> 01:14:29,497 - Oh, yeah. [Dusty laughing] 1407 01:14:29,499 --> 01:14:30,865 - What's going on here? 1408 01:14:30,867 --> 01:14:32,934 - [Dusty] I double brewed this batch. 1409 01:14:32,936 --> 01:14:35,903 See, the best way to deal with a loss is to ignore reality. 1410 01:14:35,905 --> 01:14:39,207 - Whoa. - Yeah. I got a question. 1411 01:14:39,209 --> 01:14:42,477 Have you seen a cow named Mitch? 1412 01:14:42,479 --> 01:14:44,479 - I see spider webs, like, everywhere. 1413 01:14:44,481 --> 01:14:47,949 Why is your daughter staring at me? 1414 01:14:47,951 --> 01:14:51,185 - [Child] Where are all your friends, Zagger? 1415 01:14:51,187 --> 01:14:54,088 - Oh, hm, what? I don't like this. 1416 01:14:54,090 --> 01:14:55,923 Oh, make it stop. 1417 01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:00,828 Come on, make this stop. 1418 01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:02,597 Hot water'll make it stop. 1419 01:15:02,599 --> 01:15:05,800 Make hot water. Make it stop. 1420 01:15:05,802 --> 01:15:09,270 Oh, the noise will make it stop. 1421 01:15:09,272 --> 01:15:12,540 Is that mine? Is that my hand? 1422 01:15:12,542 --> 01:15:15,977 The noise will make it stop. 1423 01:15:15,979 --> 01:15:18,679 This suit'll make it stop. 1424 01:15:20,549 --> 01:15:21,983 This isn't me, man. This isn't-- - [Dusty] Well, you know what? 1425 01:15:21,985 --> 01:15:25,653 Take a couple more sips and it'll stop. 1426 01:15:25,655 --> 01:15:27,788 - [Ben] Oh, my stat's will make it stop. 1427 01:15:27,790 --> 01:15:29,690 - I was joking. It's not gonna stop. 1428 01:15:29,692 --> 01:15:31,125 It prolongs it. 1429 01:15:34,229 --> 01:15:35,763 - I'm hungry. 1430 01:15:37,032 --> 01:15:39,867 [cow lowing] 1431 01:15:40,802 --> 01:15:42,537 You must be Mitch. 1432 01:15:42,539 --> 01:15:45,206 - Classic cow-man story. 1433 01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:49,944 - You don't win once in a while, you win all of the time. 1434 01:15:49,946 --> 01:15:51,712 You don't do things right once in a while, 1435 01:15:51,714 --> 01:15:54,115 you do things right all the time. 1436 01:15:54,117 --> 01:16:00,154 Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. 1437 01:16:00,156 --> 01:16:02,924 - [Child] It's so nice that daddy finally has a friend 1438 01:16:02,926 --> 01:16:04,759 to watch the games with us. 1439 01:16:04,761 --> 01:16:08,696 Forever and ever and ever. 1440 01:16:08,698 --> 01:16:11,232 [groaning] 1441 01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:17,605 - Is that gas? 1442 01:16:17,607 --> 01:16:20,641 [gas line hissing] 1443 01:16:21,143 --> 01:16:22,276 Gas! 1444 01:16:22,278 --> 01:16:24,579 That's gas! Everybody out! 1445 01:16:24,581 --> 01:16:27,615 [dramatic music] 1446 01:16:31,119 --> 01:16:33,020 [cow lowing] 1447 01:16:33,022 --> 01:16:34,722 Mitch? 1448 01:16:34,724 --> 01:16:37,091 Mitch, run! It's gonna blow up! 1449 01:16:37,093 --> 01:16:39,860 Run! Run! Go! 1450 01:16:39,862 --> 01:16:42,830 Go! Yes, good. 1451 01:16:42,832 --> 01:16:44,365 Faster! 1452 01:16:47,135 --> 01:16:49,303 [gas exploding] 1453 01:16:49,305 --> 01:16:52,139 [cow lowing] 1454 01:16:55,777 --> 01:16:57,111 Oh! 1455 01:16:57,113 --> 01:16:57,979 Trapper! 1456 01:16:57,981 --> 01:17:00,948 [dramatic music] 1457 01:17:48,096 --> 01:17:51,198 [downbeat music] 1458 01:18:03,945 --> 01:18:06,013 - [Narrator] Left alone with the charred stench 1459 01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:09,717 of reckless decisions, Zagger couldn't help 1460 01:18:09,719 --> 01:18:13,721 but long for Verbena Lemongrass. 1461 01:18:15,924 --> 01:18:18,993 Upon evaluating his own situation, 1462 01:18:18,995 --> 01:18:23,397 Zagger realized he was in need of essential changes 1463 01:18:23,399 --> 01:18:26,767 to ensure success for the future. 1464 01:18:29,237 --> 01:18:34,141 Amy, too, decided it was time for a change with a new city, 1465 01:18:34,143 --> 01:18:38,345 a new stadium, and good scuba. 1466 01:18:39,981 --> 01:18:43,851 ♪ All the nights start folding over 1467 01:18:43,853 --> 01:18:49,156 ♪ Soon you'll come back to me 1468 01:18:49,158 --> 01:18:52,960 ♪ Wear my embrace over your shoulder 1469 01:18:52,962 --> 01:18:56,931 ♪ Soon you'll come back to me 1470 01:18:58,300 --> 01:19:02,203 ♪ Count the days left without the other 1471 01:19:02,205 --> 01:19:07,408 ♪ Soon you'll come back to me 1472 01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:11,278 ♪ In this glimmer of stars and glitter 1473 01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:15,950 ♪ Soon you'll come back to me 1474 01:19:15,952 --> 01:19:18,219 ♪ I carry your heart 1475 01:19:18,221 --> 01:19:20,855 ♪ Carry your heart 1476 01:19:20,857 --> 01:19:24,291 ♪ Carry your heart in me 1477 01:19:25,227 --> 01:19:27,328 ♪ I carry your heart 1478 01:19:27,330 --> 01:19:29,897 ♪ Carry your heart 1479 01:19:29,899 --> 01:19:33,467 ♪ Carry your heart in me 1480 01:19:35,337 --> 01:19:37,171 ♪ Come back 1481 01:19:37,173 --> 01:19:39,807 ♪ Come back 1482 01:19:39,809 --> 01:19:43,043 ♪ Come back to me 1483 01:19:44,312 --> 01:19:46,514 ♪ Come back 1484 01:19:46,516 --> 01:19:48,849 ♪ Come back 1485 01:19:48,851 --> 01:19:52,086 ♪ Come back to me 1486 01:19:53,855 --> 01:19:57,191 ♪ I am never truly without you 1487 01:19:57,193 --> 01:19:59,426 ♪ Wherever we are, we meet 1488 01:19:59,428 --> 01:20:01,829 - [Narrator] As the old proverb goes, 1489 01:20:01,831 --> 01:20:06,033 blood is thicker than water, meaning relationships 1490 01:20:06,035 --> 01:20:10,037 and loyalties within a family are the strongest. 1491 01:20:10,039 --> 01:20:12,439 - I grew up back east, but my father and my grandfather 1492 01:20:12,441 --> 01:20:14,074 grew up in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 1493 01:20:14,076 --> 01:20:16,844 so before I could walk, I was in green and gold. 1494 01:20:16,846 --> 01:20:19,113 - I would listen to the games with my dad on the radio, 1495 01:20:19,115 --> 01:20:23,317 so I'm a die-hard Packer fan no matter what. 1496 01:20:23,319 --> 01:20:25,119 - [Narrator] When you're knocked down, 1497 01:20:25,121 --> 01:20:28,856 you can always count on family to pick you up. 1498 01:20:28,858 --> 01:20:30,591 - You know, for The Packers, for me, 1499 01:20:30,593 --> 01:20:32,059 it reminds me a lot of what I had with my dad and grandpa 1500 01:20:32,061 --> 01:20:33,561 before they passed away. 1501 01:20:33,563 --> 01:20:35,296 We always got to watch games at my grandpa's house. 1502 01:20:35,298 --> 01:20:37,131 My dad and I would drive down there. 1503 01:20:37,133 --> 01:20:39,967 It was truthfully like, the best part for me 1504 01:20:39,969 --> 01:20:41,502 and why I like The Packers so much. 1505 01:20:41,504 --> 01:20:43,304 - [Narrator] And that is exactly 1506 01:20:43,306 --> 01:20:48,042 what John and Linda Zagowski did for their son. 1507 01:20:48,044 --> 01:20:50,277 - Ben, I need you to get me that estimate 1508 01:20:50,279 --> 01:20:53,380 on the boom lift for SPS Roofing in Appleton. 1509 01:20:53,382 --> 01:20:55,916 - Already done. 1510 01:20:58,887 --> 01:21:02,056 And also, I took a look at thermite welds versus apparatus. 1511 01:21:02,058 --> 01:21:04,992 We might be able to save a little by switching over. 1512 01:21:04,994 --> 01:21:07,294 And also, I think a lot of jobs might benefit 1513 01:21:07,296 --> 01:21:10,164 from flux core versus MIG. 1514 01:21:10,166 --> 01:21:12,900 I think we're looking at about 2% savings 1515 01:21:12,902 --> 01:21:17,438 with about 9/10 relief on labor costs. 1516 01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:20,875 - Makes perfect sense to me. 1517 01:21:20,877 --> 01:21:24,411 - Okay, well, uh, we'll, we'll look into it. 1518 01:21:24,413 --> 01:21:26,180 Oh, uh, honey, there's some cheese curds 1519 01:21:26,182 --> 01:21:27,615 in the refrigerator for ya. 1520 01:21:27,617 --> 01:21:30,251 - I'll grab 'em later, Ma. 1521 01:21:30,253 --> 01:21:32,219 Zagowski's Welding. 1522 01:21:39,427 --> 01:21:42,897 [doorbell ringing] 1523 01:21:50,105 --> 01:21:51,272 - Hey, bro. 1524 01:21:52,674 --> 01:21:54,642 Mind if I come in? 1525 01:21:54,644 --> 01:21:56,443 - Mind if you take off your shoes? 1526 01:22:17,065 --> 01:22:19,300 - You look good. Did you get a haircut? 1527 01:22:19,302 --> 01:22:21,702 - No. I washed it. 1528 01:22:21,704 --> 01:22:23,037 - Oh. 1529 01:22:29,177 --> 01:22:30,678 I've missed you. 1530 01:22:33,481 --> 01:22:36,483 Polano's missed you. - Yeah. 1531 01:22:36,485 --> 01:22:41,422 You two, you're still dating? 1532 01:22:41,424 --> 01:22:42,723 - We're engaged. 1533 01:22:45,393 --> 01:22:48,162 - Hey, congrats. That's awesome. 1534 01:22:48,164 --> 01:22:49,430 He better shape up and treat you right 1535 01:22:49,432 --> 01:22:51,231 or I will take a wedge of Gouda 1536 01:22:51,233 --> 01:22:53,467 and hit him right in the junk. 1537 01:22:53,469 --> 01:22:56,036 - No. We want kids. 1538 01:22:59,174 --> 01:23:01,208 Oh, you should come to his show this weekend. 1539 01:23:01,210 --> 01:23:03,110 - Yeah. Yeah, maybe. 1540 01:23:03,112 --> 01:23:04,712 Maybe, maybe, maybe. 1541 01:23:04,714 --> 01:23:07,081 I don't know, I got work. 1542 01:23:07,083 --> 01:23:08,682 - How is it working for the folks? 1543 01:23:08,684 --> 01:23:11,618 - You know, I don't know. Weird. 1544 01:23:11,620 --> 01:23:14,121 You know, kinda like I'm still in high school, 1545 01:23:14,123 --> 01:23:15,589 except minus all the acne. 1546 01:23:15,591 --> 01:23:17,291 - [Debbie] Oh wait, you still got acne. 1547 01:23:17,293 --> 01:23:19,393 - [Ben] Yeah, I know. Whatever. 1548 01:23:23,365 --> 01:23:28,102 - Well, it looks like you have everything under control. 1549 01:23:28,603 --> 01:23:29,737 - Yep. 1550 01:23:40,648 --> 01:23:43,550 - [Debbie] Don't be a stranger. 1551 01:23:45,186 --> 01:23:49,023 - I'm really happy for you, little sis. 1552 01:23:51,426 --> 01:23:53,560 I'm happy for you both. 1553 01:23:54,629 --> 01:23:56,130 - Thank you. 1554 01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:00,467 You should call her. 1555 01:24:00,469 --> 01:24:02,703 - What's the point? She's in San Fran. 1556 01:24:02,705 --> 01:24:04,471 It's gone, she's gone. 1557 01:24:04,473 --> 01:24:06,273 - I mean, it wouldn't be so bad routing for the 49s, 1558 01:24:06,275 --> 01:24:07,674 now would it? 1559 01:24:07,676 --> 01:24:09,176 I heard it. - Did you? 1560 01:24:09,178 --> 01:24:10,411 - I threw up a little bit. 1561 01:24:10,413 --> 01:24:12,212 - Yeah, I'm holding mine down. 1562 01:24:12,214 --> 01:24:13,080 - Don't tell anyone I said that. 1563 01:24:13,082 --> 01:24:14,581 - [Ben] I won't. 1564 01:24:17,185 --> 01:24:18,585 - [Debbie] Bye. 1565 01:24:23,124 --> 01:24:25,626 - So I wish I was a student in 1776. 1566 01:24:25,628 --> 01:24:26,827 You know, your father will let you 1567 01:24:26,829 --> 01:24:28,829 take the new horse to school. 1568 01:24:28,831 --> 01:24:30,464 You're in your log cabin school 1569 01:24:30,466 --> 01:24:33,700 and you're sitting down for the big final exam. 1570 01:24:33,702 --> 01:24:36,170 First question, what major American event 1571 01:24:36,172 --> 01:24:37,304 happened this past summer? 1572 01:24:37,306 --> 01:24:40,107 [laughing] 1573 01:24:40,109 --> 01:24:41,675 End of test. That's it. 1574 01:24:41,677 --> 01:24:45,446 That's the test. On to farming class, kids. 1575 01:24:45,448 --> 01:24:49,216 All right, that's my time. I'm Polano. 1576 01:24:49,218 --> 01:24:53,720 [cheering and applauding] [upbeat music] 1577 01:24:55,156 --> 01:24:57,224 - Dude, hey! - That was hilarious! 1578 01:24:57,226 --> 01:24:58,492 - Dude, thanks for coming out, man. 1579 01:24:58,494 --> 01:25:00,394 - Man, you're good! 1580 01:25:00,396 --> 01:25:01,862 - I'm getting better, you know, I'm just doin' what I love. 1581 01:25:01,864 --> 01:25:04,164 - Awesome, man! Yeah, congrats! 1582 01:25:04,166 --> 01:25:07,768 Good for you! - Thanks, thank you. 1583 01:25:07,770 --> 01:25:09,603 - So... - Yeah. 1584 01:25:09,605 --> 01:25:10,704 - Uh... 1585 01:25:12,507 --> 01:25:15,242 - Dude, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 1586 01:25:15,244 --> 01:25:18,245 I'm sorry. Let me do the feelings stuff. 1587 01:25:18,247 --> 01:25:20,314 You were there for me at the house all the time. 1588 01:25:20,316 --> 01:25:23,183 You were on my side and I was like [mumbling] 1589 01:25:23,185 --> 01:25:24,551 and I got selfish. 1590 01:25:24,553 --> 01:25:26,720 I'm sorry. - It's cool. 1591 01:25:28,356 --> 01:25:30,190 - How's it going, guys? Whoop, hey, look at that. 1592 01:25:30,192 --> 01:25:34,194 Gay marriage just got legalized in Wisconsin over here. 1593 01:25:34,196 --> 01:25:35,796 If anyone wants, they're registered over at, 1594 01:25:35,798 --> 01:25:37,464 uh, Bed, Bath and Beyonce. 1595 01:25:37,466 --> 01:25:39,800 [laughing] 1596 01:25:39,802 --> 01:25:41,468 - [Both] He's good. 1597 01:25:41,470 --> 01:25:42,569 - It's good to be here. 1598 01:25:47,275 --> 01:25:49,910 - Creepy. What are you doing? 1599 01:25:49,912 --> 01:25:52,279 - Ben, you're fired. 1600 01:25:52,281 --> 01:25:54,414 - Is this because of the incident in the bathroom? 1601 01:25:54,416 --> 01:25:56,483 Because if you don't want that to happen, 1602 01:25:56,485 --> 01:25:58,385 then don't put those magazines in there. 1603 01:25:58,387 --> 01:26:00,387 - I clicked on some stuff on that internet, 1604 01:26:00,389 --> 01:26:02,689 and there is a shipment manager position 1605 01:26:02,691 --> 01:26:04,625 at The Packers' office available, 1606 01:26:04,627 --> 01:26:06,793 and you have an interview in 20 minutes. 1607 01:26:06,795 --> 01:26:09,796 - No, Ma. Not another stupid shipping position. 1608 01:26:09,798 --> 01:26:14,301 - I called an audible. - We love you, Benny. 1609 01:26:14,303 --> 01:26:15,569 Go get 'em. 1610 01:26:22,877 --> 01:26:25,612 - I'll see what happens. - [Linda] You'll be fine. 1611 01:26:25,614 --> 01:26:26,747 Smile. 1612 01:26:28,716 --> 01:26:30,484 - What magazines? 1613 01:26:30,486 --> 01:26:32,786 - [Narrator] With every ounce of his being, 1614 01:26:32,788 --> 01:26:37,224 Zagger did not want to be a shipping boy again, 1615 01:26:37,226 --> 01:26:40,327 but the possibility of being inside 1616 01:26:40,329 --> 01:26:43,764 these hallowed halls intrigued him. 1617 01:26:43,766 --> 01:26:49,870 Zagger swallowed his pride and grappled with his self-doubt. 1618 01:26:50,505 --> 01:26:52,339 - Hi. 1619 01:26:52,341 --> 01:26:54,241 I'm here for a job interview. 1620 01:26:54,243 --> 01:26:56,276 I must be in the wrong place. 1621 01:26:56,278 --> 01:26:58,779 - No, I'm here for one too. 1622 01:27:09,958 --> 01:27:11,992 I hate interviews. 1623 01:27:11,994 --> 01:27:13,994 They make me nervous. 1624 01:27:14,963 --> 01:27:16,396 What job are you here for? 1625 01:27:16,398 --> 01:27:18,432 - Uh, shipping buh... 1626 01:27:18,434 --> 01:27:20,300 Shipping manager. 1627 01:27:22,270 --> 01:27:25,672 - That's the same job I'm here for. 1628 01:27:27,375 --> 01:27:29,776 I'm just messing with you man. I'm Chuck. 1629 01:27:29,778 --> 01:27:31,878 - Oh, I know who you are. Yeah. 1630 01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:33,547 Yeah, oh my god. You got me. 1631 01:27:33,549 --> 01:27:36,350 Put a little dime spot in my pants there. 1632 01:27:36,352 --> 01:27:38,018 So, are you here to-- 1633 01:27:38,020 --> 01:27:39,686 - I'm here to talk about training some of the players. 1634 01:27:39,688 --> 01:27:41,288 Strength and conditioning, 1635 01:27:41,290 --> 01:27:42,723 killer instinct mindset sort of thing. 1636 01:27:42,725 --> 01:27:44,758 I got paid a lot of money to do what I love, 1637 01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:47,294 legally almost killing people, 1638 01:27:47,296 --> 01:27:49,496 and now I'm retired, and I wanna be involved 1639 01:27:49,498 --> 01:27:51,832 with something else I love, The Pack. 1640 01:27:51,834 --> 01:27:55,502 I'll do anything to be part of this organization. 1641 01:27:55,504 --> 01:27:57,271 - Right. 1642 01:27:57,273 --> 01:27:59,706 - Ben Zagowski, we're ready for you now, 1643 01:27:59,708 --> 01:28:01,942 and then Charles Little, you'll be after him. 1644 01:28:01,944 --> 01:28:05,012 - Charles Liddell. Chuck Liddell? 1645 01:28:05,014 --> 01:28:07,948 - Chuck Liddell. - Oh. Okay. 1646 01:28:07,950 --> 01:28:11,351 Ben, do you want a water? - So... 1647 01:28:11,353 --> 01:28:15,322 Basically you'll be shipping packages. 1648 01:28:15,324 --> 01:28:18,325 I just had to make sure that you weren't a complete moron, 1649 01:28:18,327 --> 01:28:22,829 but you're not, so you got the job. Yay. 1650 01:28:22,831 --> 01:28:26,433 - Great, thank you. - Can I get you some tea? 1651 01:28:26,435 --> 01:28:27,768 - No, I'm good on tea, thank you. 1652 01:28:27,770 --> 01:28:29,670 - Hey! - Hey. 1653 01:28:29,672 --> 01:28:32,339 Nice! Lucky buckey badger went over to you. 1654 01:28:32,341 --> 01:28:35,776 - Damn straight! Yeah, champs bowl champs. 1655 01:28:35,778 --> 01:28:37,544 - Pop, are you a pop guy? 1656 01:28:37,546 --> 01:28:39,479 - I mean I am, but I'm good on pop. Thank you. 1657 01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:42,015 - Hey, Zagger, what's up, buddy? - What's up, Mike? 1658 01:28:42,017 --> 01:28:45,319 - Wow. Is he, uh, working with us now? 1659 01:28:45,321 --> 01:28:47,788 - Yeah. He's the new shipping manager. 1660 01:28:47,790 --> 01:28:50,090 Yeah, shipping manager's got knowledge. 1661 01:28:50,092 --> 01:28:53,627 Anyway, congratulations on your all's sorry-ass badgers. 1662 01:28:53,629 --> 01:28:55,929 - Yeah, well, you owe me a steak dinner. 1663 01:28:55,931 --> 01:28:58,098 - Bowl went over to you, that's huge. 1664 01:28:58,100 --> 01:29:00,334 I mean, it's gonna be tough to replace Schofield, though. 1665 01:29:00,336 --> 01:29:02,035 - Milk? Can I get you some milk? 1666 01:29:02,037 --> 01:29:03,937 - I ran some numbers on him. 1667 01:29:03,939 --> 01:29:07,607 His snap to sack speed is 2/10 of a second quicker 1668 01:29:07,609 --> 01:29:09,810 than anybody else in the conference. 1669 01:29:09,812 --> 01:29:14,014 - No kidding? - Told you. Mad knowledge. 1670 01:29:15,383 --> 01:29:18,485 - Who would you pick in the draft? 1671 01:29:21,356 --> 01:29:22,656 - Tight end. 1672 01:29:24,092 --> 01:29:25,992 Receiving core here is solid, 1673 01:29:25,994 --> 01:29:28,028 but it would be really nice to have someone op 1674 01:29:28,030 --> 01:29:31,998 check down in the flat or over the middle. 1675 01:29:35,103 --> 01:29:37,070 I would also go with a running back. 1676 01:29:37,072 --> 01:29:38,839 There's a kid out of Buffalo that's had 1677 01:29:38,841 --> 01:29:41,108 back to back 1,000 yard seasons, 40 touchdowns. 1678 01:29:41,110 --> 01:29:43,410 Plus kids out of Buffalo in the draft 1679 01:29:43,412 --> 01:29:45,145 always fly under the radar. 1680 01:29:45,147 --> 01:29:47,013 You can pick him up late, you can pick him up cheap. 1681 01:29:47,015 --> 01:29:49,850 We were 14th in the lead last year in rushing. 1682 01:29:49,852 --> 01:29:51,685 That's ridiculous. 1683 01:29:51,687 --> 01:29:54,688 My forecast, bare minimum, we should be 5th or 4th. 1684 01:29:54,690 --> 01:29:56,723 So you pair this kid out of Buffalo 1685 01:29:56,725 --> 01:29:58,792 with Brandon Jackson in the backfield. 1686 01:29:58,794 --> 01:30:00,660 You have Kuhn hitting his assignments in the A gap, 1687 01:30:00,662 --> 01:30:02,729 possibly running him out into the B gap. 1688 01:30:02,731 --> 01:30:05,632 We would have a sick backfield. 1689 01:30:09,704 --> 01:30:12,606 It's just some thoughts. 1690 01:30:12,608 --> 01:30:14,474 - Jody, you know that assistant scout 1691 01:30:14,476 --> 01:30:17,577 who ends half his sentences in just sayin'? 1692 01:30:17,579 --> 01:30:19,846 - Ugh. Gets all handsy at the Christmas parties? 1693 01:30:19,848 --> 01:30:21,815 Curtiss. - Curtiss, yeah. 1694 01:30:21,817 --> 01:30:24,985 Curtiss. Two S's. 1695 01:30:24,987 --> 01:30:26,086 Curtiss. 1696 01:30:27,488 --> 01:30:29,489 Oh, I'm gonna fire him. 1697 01:30:29,491 --> 01:30:31,124 Just sayin'. 1698 01:30:31,126 --> 01:30:33,960 I got a great candidate to replace him. 1699 01:30:33,962 --> 01:30:36,763 - Steak? That's it. You're a food guy, 1700 01:30:36,765 --> 01:30:37,998 not a beverage guy. - You want a steak? 1701 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:39,533 - Yeah, you want a steak. 1702 01:30:39,535 --> 01:30:40,767 - You want a steak, right? - Yeah? 1703 01:30:40,769 --> 01:30:42,602 - Sure. - I knew it. 1704 01:30:42,604 --> 01:30:44,104 [laughing] Finally. 1705 01:30:44,106 --> 01:30:46,006 But no, though, we don't have any here. 1706 01:30:46,008 --> 01:30:47,841 - We don't have steak here. We're a football team. 1707 01:30:47,843 --> 01:30:50,644 - Yeah, not a commercial kitchen. 1708 01:30:50,646 --> 01:30:53,747 - So to be clear, I'm an assistant scout, 1709 01:30:53,749 --> 01:30:57,050 not shipping manager? - Yeah. 1710 01:30:57,052 --> 01:31:02,222 - [Narrator] Zagger's passion had now become his profession. 1711 01:31:02,224 --> 01:31:09,229 He was no longer a shipping boy, but an assistant scout man. 1712 01:31:09,231 --> 01:31:14,468 If only Zagger's 10-year-old self could see him now, 1713 01:31:14,470 --> 01:31:18,772 he'd probably say, hm, I thought I'd be taller, 1714 01:31:18,774 --> 01:31:21,775 but that's a pretty kick-ass job. 1715 01:31:21,777 --> 01:31:24,978 Way to go, future self. 1716 01:31:25,947 --> 01:31:27,781 Whether he knew it or not, 1717 01:31:27,783 --> 01:31:31,718 Zagger had prepared for this job his entire life, 1718 01:31:31,720 --> 01:31:35,088 and everything was perfect. 1719 01:31:35,090 --> 01:31:37,057 Almost everything. 1720 01:31:37,059 --> 01:31:39,893 [gentle music] 1721 01:31:51,239 --> 01:31:53,507 - Hey. - Hey. 1722 01:31:57,812 --> 01:32:00,714 - Big day. - Yeah. 1723 01:32:00,716 --> 01:32:04,251 Looks great. They're so cute together. 1724 01:32:04,253 --> 01:32:05,552 - Yeah. 1725 01:32:08,556 --> 01:32:10,924 - Have you tried this? It's really good. 1726 01:32:10,926 --> 01:32:13,793 - Yeah, I know. I should have invested. 1727 01:32:13,795 --> 01:32:16,563 - So assistant scout position, that's amazing. 1728 01:32:16,565 --> 01:32:19,633 - Yeah, yeah. It's unreal. It is amazing. 1729 01:32:19,635 --> 01:32:21,668 - I'm really happy for you. 1730 01:32:21,670 --> 01:32:23,103 You deserve it. 1731 01:32:24,772 --> 01:32:28,942 All your dreams came true. - I guess. 1732 01:32:30,278 --> 01:32:32,078 - If the two of you are done yapping, 1733 01:32:32,080 --> 01:32:35,649 we'd like to get this rehearsal started. 'Kay? 1734 01:32:35,651 --> 01:32:36,816 Let's go. 1735 01:32:36,818 --> 01:32:39,119 [laughing] 1736 01:32:39,121 --> 01:32:41,221 - Excuse me, everybody. 1737 01:32:41,923 --> 01:32:44,591 Excuse me. 1738 01:32:44,593 --> 01:32:47,160 Before we start, I'd just like to take this time 1739 01:32:47,162 --> 01:32:51,698 to thank someone special to me, to us. 1740 01:32:51,700 --> 01:32:54,668 Growing up a Bears' fan in Green Bay wasn't easy. 1741 01:32:54,670 --> 01:32:56,970 - Boo. 1742 01:32:56,972 --> 01:33:00,240 - It was kinda like being Andy Dufresne in Shawshank, 1743 01:33:00,242 --> 01:33:04,210 but a lot less murder. [laughing] 1744 01:33:04,212 --> 01:33:07,113 But I found my Morgan Freeman. 1745 01:33:07,115 --> 01:33:09,749 My Red. Someone who had my back 1746 01:33:09,751 --> 01:33:13,086 and who would smuggle in all those chess pieces I wanted. 1747 01:33:13,088 --> 01:33:14,854 How come he's the only one who gets this reference? 1748 01:33:14,856 --> 01:33:16,656 - Come on. Come on. - Shawshank. 1749 01:33:16,658 --> 01:33:18,158 - [Polano] Shawshank Redemption? - Tim Robbins. 1750 01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:20,160 - Best Picture, '95? - Yeah, I get it. 1751 01:33:20,162 --> 01:33:23,597 - [Ben] Anybody? All right. - All right. 1752 01:33:23,599 --> 01:33:24,698 Anyway. 1753 01:33:25,333 --> 01:33:27,067 Thank you, Zagger. 1754 01:33:27,069 --> 01:33:28,902 You've been a brother my whole life, 1755 01:33:28,904 --> 01:33:32,105 but tomorrow you're officially family. 1756 01:33:32,107 --> 01:33:33,873 Salud. - Salud. 1757 01:33:33,875 --> 01:33:34,874 - [All] Salud, cheers. 1758 01:33:34,876 --> 01:33:36,843 - Okay, listen up! 1759 01:33:36,845 --> 01:33:39,879 Polano, go up front. 1760 01:33:39,881 --> 01:33:42,315 The two of you, hey, hey, hey. - Yes? 1761 01:33:42,317 --> 01:33:44,384 - Will you guys get together already? 1762 01:33:44,386 --> 01:33:45,919 - Yes. - Here? 1763 01:33:45,921 --> 01:33:48,054 Here, here, here, here? 1764 01:33:48,056 --> 01:33:49,756 Oh, hot back, hot back, hot back. 1765 01:33:49,758 --> 01:33:51,091 - I know, I've been meaning to have a doctor 1766 01:33:51,093 --> 01:33:52,826 take a look at that, but-- - Guys! 1767 01:33:52,828 --> 01:33:55,395 Quit fartin' around, I'm getting married. 1768 01:33:55,397 --> 01:33:58,965 - Get together, okay? 1769 01:33:58,967 --> 01:34:00,233 Lookin' good. 1770 01:34:01,636 --> 01:34:04,638 [laughing] 1771 01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:07,841 - So how's San Fran? - Great. Yeah. 1772 01:34:07,843 --> 01:34:10,910 I'm really gonna miss it. - Miss it? 1773 01:34:10,912 --> 01:34:14,748 - They offered me the VP of Operations for North America. 1774 01:34:14,750 --> 01:34:16,650 - And that means? 1775 01:34:17,351 --> 01:34:19,686 - I'll be moving back. 1776 01:34:24,258 --> 01:34:25,792 - Welcome home. 1777 01:34:27,128 --> 01:34:30,730 - [Narrator] Super fans have come and gone, 1778 01:34:30,732 --> 01:34:34,934 but as long as these titans battle on the gridiron, 1779 01:34:34,936 --> 01:34:38,304 there will be fans dedicating their lives 1780 01:34:38,306 --> 01:34:40,707 to these gods of sport, 1781 01:34:40,709 --> 01:34:43,877 blindly putting relationships at risk. 1782 01:34:43,879 --> 01:34:49,082 But in the end, one must reflect and think, 1783 01:34:49,084 --> 01:34:54,054 how did Zagger not notice a fully grown cow 1784 01:34:54,056 --> 01:34:55,722 living in his house? 1785 01:34:55,724 --> 01:34:57,757 I mean, what the fuck? 1786 01:34:57,759 --> 01:35:01,094 [gentle upbeat music] 1787 01:35:23,918 --> 01:35:26,986 - There's no other fan base like The Packers' fan base. 1788 01:35:26,988 --> 01:35:30,857 - The fans, too. The fans are the greatest of any team. 1789 01:35:30,859 --> 01:35:32,859 You feel like you're among friends 1790 01:35:32,861 --> 01:35:34,894 whenever you're at the game. - We've started a family. 1791 01:35:34,896 --> 01:35:38,198 I have people here today from probably 10 different states. 1792 01:35:38,200 --> 01:35:40,033 - I'm originally from Southern Wisconsin. 1793 01:35:40,035 --> 01:35:41,735 I now live in Kentucky. 1794 01:35:41,737 --> 01:35:44,137 - I'm from Seattle, Washington, born and raised there. 1795 01:35:44,139 --> 01:35:45,405 - We live in Oklahoma City area. 1796 01:35:45,407 --> 01:35:47,140 - I am not from Green Bay. 1797 01:35:47,142 --> 01:35:49,309 I am from Kingston, Jamaica. 1798 01:35:49,311 --> 01:35:51,010 - And I'm at home here. 1799 01:35:51,012 --> 01:35:54,047 Everyone's very nice, accommodating, give me beer. 1800 01:35:54,049 --> 01:35:56,116 - We heard that the Packer fans are the best fans. 1801 01:35:56,118 --> 01:35:58,284 They're really nice and accommodating. 1802 01:35:58,286 --> 01:35:59,753 But we'll see. 1803 01:35:59,755 --> 01:36:01,254 - Yeah, fans are great. - So far. 1804 01:36:01,256 --> 01:36:03,156 We'll see how much alcohol they have. 1805 01:36:03,158 --> 01:36:04,424 - Yeah, we'll see how long that lasts. 1806 01:36:04,426 --> 01:36:06,493 - Once the beer kicks in. 1807 01:36:08,395 --> 01:36:12,799 - Whoa! Where did you get such a cannon for an arm? 1808 01:36:12,801 --> 01:36:15,468 - Guess it runs in the family. 1809 01:36:21,175 --> 01:36:22,942 - I think it's time we had the talk. 1810 01:36:22,944 --> 01:36:25,178 - Dad, I'm about to graduate college. 1811 01:36:25,180 --> 01:36:27,413 It's a little late for that. 1812 01:36:27,415 --> 01:36:30,083 - No, the other talk. 1813 01:36:30,085 --> 01:36:33,186 [downbeat music] 1814 01:36:38,225 --> 01:36:40,326 - Son, you're adopted. 1815 01:36:43,898 --> 01:36:45,498 - [Announcer] For those difficult moments in life, 1816 01:36:45,500 --> 01:36:47,133 reach for a cool refreshing beer 1817 01:36:47,135 --> 01:36:51,404 that helps smooth over life's rough edges. 1818 01:36:51,406 --> 01:36:52,939 - Time out, boys. 1819 01:36:52,941 --> 01:36:55,942 [upbeat music] 1820 01:37:02,082 --> 01:37:04,150 ♪ Cold beer 1821 01:37:04,152 --> 01:37:06,986 ♪ Cold beer 1822 01:37:06,988 --> 01:37:11,057 ♪ La la la la la la la la Lambrew 1823 01:37:11,059 --> 01:37:13,059 ♪ When life gets you down 1824 01:37:13,061 --> 01:37:15,962 ♪ Grab the best beer in town 1825 01:37:15,964 --> 01:37:20,066 ♪ La la la la la la la la Lambrew 1826 01:37:20,068 --> 01:37:22,035 ♪ That feel-good beer 1827 01:37:22,037 --> 01:37:24,938 ♪ You'll be neither there nor here 1828 01:37:24,940 --> 01:37:29,375 ♪ La la la la la la la la Lambrew 1829 01:37:30,945 --> 01:37:32,445 - [Father] Fuck. 1830 01:37:33,447 --> 01:37:35,448 ♪ Cold beer 1831 01:37:35,450 --> 01:37:38,151 ♪ Cold beer 1832 01:37:39,486 --> 01:37:42,488 - Why did you guys wait so long to tell me? 1833 01:37:42,490 --> 01:37:45,358 - Oh, sounds like someone needs another Lambrew. 1834 01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:47,026 - Hey, make that two! 1835 01:37:47,028 --> 01:37:49,362 [laughs] 1836 01:37:51,465 --> 01:37:53,499 ♪ Cold beer 1837 01:37:53,501 --> 01:37:56,269 ♪ Cold beer 1838 01:37:56,271 --> 01:37:58,271 ♪ La la la la la la la 1839 01:37:58,273 --> 01:38:02,542 - [Announcer] Lambrew Field, take a break from reality. 1840 01:38:06,513 --> 01:38:10,149 [gentle upbeat music]