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有在拍嗎？

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好，開拍了

3
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大衛的生日祝福，第一拍

4
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大衛，生日快樂！

5
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我們知道你製作艾希莉的專輯很辛苦

6
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所以想說辦個小趴給你驚喜

7
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你不是說這是鼠美眉的歡送趴嗎？

8
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第二拍

9
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為了慶祝你的生日…

10
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還有鼠美眉去美國偶像當客座評審

11
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我們想替你辦個小…

12
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“爵士J來電”

13
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等等，DJ打來了

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有DJ？

15
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好，可能變成中型趴了

16
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艾文，你有請人到後院搭U型版嗎？

17
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當然沒有，是派對顧問叫的

18
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你請了派對顧問？

19
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他請的才不是派對顧問

20
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謝天謝地，我剛剛還…

21
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我是活動顧問

22
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馬可，我不想再跟你說了

23
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哇咧

24
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大衛，安啦，就我們自己趴而已

25
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沒有誇…

26
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喜多！你按到前鏡頭了啦

27
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糟糕，嗨

28
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賓客名單有點失控

29
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這叫有一點？

30
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大衛，這不是我搞出來的！

31
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大衛，生日快樂

32
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雷度福來了？

33
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對，我請他來的

34
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雷度福是小咖幽浮一族的團員

35
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啥？

36
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大衛，我沒辦法粉飾了

37
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警察杯杯來了

38
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他們玩得超開心

39
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大衛，生日快樂

40
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這個遊戲超提臀的

41
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大衛，我們只能辦趴對你表達心意

42
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對啊，放棄寫歌改當製作人、換房子

43
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我們知道你都是為了我們

44
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大衛，愛你喔

45
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杜恩，生日快樂

46
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是大衛啦

47
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有一位喜多訂了40份比薩？

48
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小賽，給錢

49
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“大衛生日快樂”

50
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雷度福

51
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你要唱“趴翻天”來震撼全場嗎？

52
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你喜歡經典老歌喔

53
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可是我要唱新歌給你聽“鮮肉搖搖”

54
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我超愛這首的！

55
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酷

56
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我走進趴踢

57
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沒看過這副景象

58
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大家動次動次不停

59
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正妹在酒吧上賣弄

60
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這可不是無聊的舞步

61
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嘿，大家怎麼都在恍神？

62
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就跟阿公的謎題一樣難解

63
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我問大家在做啥，大家說…

64
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鮮肉搖搖

65
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扭腰擺臀，如魚得水

66
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鮮起來

67
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鮮起來

68
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耶，鮮起來

69
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鮮起來…

70
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鮮起來

71
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鮮起來

72
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鮮起來！

73
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兩個美眉正在搖擺，我跳到中間

74
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我問這是在做啥，她們說…

75
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鮮肉搖搖

76
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鮮起來

77
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好啊，我要跳一下

78
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喜多，讓大家看看你的功力

79
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鮮起來

80
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他好屌喔

81
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耶，鮮起來

82
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現在我起肖了

83
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這樣安全嗎？

84
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廢話，當然不安全

85
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什麼鬼…

86
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小姐，不好意思，發射板關閉了

87
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賽門要玩

88
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我沒有要玩

89
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我只是在說這很…嗨！

90
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讚啦，我要再玩一次

91
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男生就是這樣

92
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鮮起來

93
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我說趴踢，大家就說艾文

94
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趴踢    -艾文

95
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趴踢    -艾文

96
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趴踢！

97
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艾文！

98
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驚喜吧？

99
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死定了

100
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哇咧

101
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如果有人要找我們，我們出國了

102
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門在那裡，好了，趴踢結束了

103
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謝了，對，那是我的

104
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你非得拿走最後一杯嗎？    -對啊

105
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請慢用

106
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你有驚喜到嗎？

107
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我沒有驚喜到，知道為什麼嗎？

108
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因為“#大衛趴”在推特瘋傳

109
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水啦

110
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我是說，對不起

111
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我知道我工作忙翻天

112
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可是我還以為你們長大了

113
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可以照顧自己

114
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但我想你們還不夠成熟

115
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這話好傷人喔，我們成熟到不行

116
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抱歉，比薩害我放屁

117
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我試著展開新人生

118
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生活想安定點

119
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你們不用每天晚上到處巡演

120
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可是我們喜歡表演啊

121
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再等幾年，但不是現在，好嗎？

122
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我希望你們過幾年正常小孩的生活

123
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大衛，我們不是正常小孩啊，對啊

124
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我們是有白金唱片加持的花栗鼠

125
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現在，你們的表現就像一群毛屁孩

126
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沒經過我同意就亂開轟趴

127
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你是說明天的迷你高爾夫沒了？

128
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是應該要，通常會沒了沒錯

129
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可是你要給我們最後一次機會？

130
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我想他說的是最後第158次機會

131
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以私心來說，我很想多陪你們

132
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之後我得去邁阿密

133
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做艾希莉的專輯發表會

134
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我們要去邁阿密囉

135
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來吧，搖擺身體，大跳康加

136
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我知道你再也壓抑不住

137
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感受音浪愈來愈強

138
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喜多，快去拿我們的泳褲

139
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不用泳褲

140
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是我要去邁阿密

141
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我只能帶一個伴，所以不能偏心

142
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你我都知道你最寵我

143
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艾文

144
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一樣寵？

145
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你根本就不用說出來是誰

146
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眨眼一下代表喜多、兩下是賽門

147
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了解，都沒有

148
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風速：35度，西北風

149
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好，尾巴往上，往下10度

150
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肩膀往上、肩膀往下

151
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肩膀往左、肩膀往右

152
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尾巴往內、尾巴往外

153
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賽門，我們頭髮都快白了

154
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不要抓太緊…

155
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別放太鬆…賽門

156
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快揮桿    -然後…

157
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我分心了

158
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這下我得重來了    -太好了

159
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再來傻眼一次吧    -拜託

160
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賽門，這又不是職業比賽

161
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沒錯，可是生活就是要這樣

162
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4個男生聚會打高爾夫

163
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其實，這讓我想到…

164
00:08:04,099 --> 00:08:05,984
我邀了一個朋友過來

165
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是你掛在嘴邊的紅人珊曼莎嗎？

166
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沒錯    -大衛

167
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嗚啦啦

168
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大衛跟珊曼莎戀愛ing

169
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少搞笑了

170
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總之，我們挺認真的

171
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我想說可以介紹你們認識

172
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大衛，你一定很尬意她

173
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我是啊，我希望你們也是

174
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沒錯，只要是你的女友

175
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就是我們的女友

176
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講出來變超怪

177
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是嗎？

178
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她來了

179
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我帥不帥？

180
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這個嘛…

181
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外表不重要啦

182
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艾文，現在不是說實話的時候

183
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大衛，你帥呆了

184
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那毛衣讓你看起來像歐吉桑

185
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喜多，謝了

186
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好，我剛剛到哪了？

187
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肩膀往上、肩膀往下

188
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夠了，快揮桿啦

189
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好啦！

190
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你看球跑超快

191
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大家跟我來

192
00:09:02,616 --> 00:09:03,792
哇

193
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讚啦

194
00:09:04,827 --> 00:09:05,878
快點！

195
00:09:07,037 --> 00:09:09,372
跟著球跑，穿過嘴巴

196
00:09:09,373 --> 00:09:10,799
張大一點

197
00:09:11,291 --> 00:09:12,634
快點

198
00:09:13,669 --> 00:09:14,961
喜多，快

199
00:09:14,962 --> 00:09:17,130
我盡量在快了    -轉彎

200
00:09:17,131 --> 00:09:19,099
我的風速算對了

201
00:09:19,174 --> 00:09:20,341
來吧

202
00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:21,893
不會吧！

203
00:09:21,927 --> 00:09:23,219
一桿進…

204
00:09:23,220 --> 00:09:26,305
不要！為什麼！

205
00:09:26,306 --> 00:09:28,558
不好意思，那是我哥的球

206
00:09:28,559 --> 00:09:30,476
這顆球喔？

207
00:09:30,477 --> 00:09:31,894
才怪，這是我的球

208
00:09:31,895 --> 00:09:33,813
啥？我這球打得超漂亮的

209
00:09:33,814 --> 00:09:37,951
我們妥協一下吧，這就叫…沒人的球

210
00:09:38,152 --> 00:09:39,152
喂！

211
00:09:39,153 --> 00:09:41,487
我警告你喔，你惹毛我們一個人

212
00:09:41,488 --> 00:09:42,989
就等於惹毛我們所有人

213
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沒錯！

214
00:09:44,241 --> 00:09:45,751
我好怕喔

215
00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:49,829
啥？等等    -你想怎樣？

216
00:09:49,830 --> 00:09:53,258
等我轉回來再跟你算帳

217
00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:56,210
老兄，換你了    -對喔

218
00:09:56,211 --> 00:09:58,263
隨便啦，誰稀罕那顆球

219
00:09:58,505 --> 00:10:01,683
小賽說的沒錯，懶得跟你吵    -沒錯

220
00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:04,969
大衛，謝天謝地    -大衛

221
00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:07,263
各位，這是珊曼莎

222
00:10:07,264 --> 00:10:09,307
小珊，他們是我兒子    -嗨

223
00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:10,933
嗨    -那是喜多

224
00:10:10,934 --> 00:10:13,311
雖然他的年紀最小，可是心地最善良

225
00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:14,145
嗨

226
00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:15,947
大衛總是把你掛在嘴邊

227
00:10:20,569 --> 00:10:22,069
我看得出你是麻煩鬼

228
00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:24,864
如果你說麻煩的意思是魅力無法擋

229
00:10:24,865 --> 00:10:26,657
那我的罪名完全成立

230
00:10:26,658 --> 00:10:29,285
這當然是艾文，這是賽門

231
00:10:29,286 --> 00:10:31,496
妳是醫生嗎？    -我是啊

232
00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:32,622
大衛有提過嗎？

233
00:10:32,623 --> 00:10:35,801
不是，妳帶了聽診器

234
00:10:37,002 --> 00:10:39,679
對耶，好糗

235
00:10:39,838 --> 00:10:43,007
我可以試試看嗎？    -好啊

236
00:10:43,008 --> 00:10:44,309
謝謝

237
00:10:44,927 --> 00:10:48,221
心跳平穩，400BPM

238
00:10:48,222 --> 00:10:51,224
所以有在跳囉？    -當然

239
00:10:51,225 --> 00:10:53,392
很高興終於認識你們了

240
00:10:53,393 --> 00:10:56,029
這是我兒子邁爾斯

241
00:10:56,063 --> 00:10:57,230
兒子？

242
00:10:57,231 --> 00:10:59,074
昏倒    -你們有很多共通點

243
00:10:59,149 --> 00:11:00,525
邁爾斯也是音樂人

244
00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:01,984
對啊，我聽說你挺強的

245
00:11:01,985 --> 00:11:02,985
塞維爾先生，謝謝誇獎

246
00:11:02,986 --> 00:11:04,320
哇咧

247
00:11:04,321 --> 00:11:07,240
我們認為這是你們認識的好地方

248
00:11:07,241 --> 00:11:09,450
對，所以安分點，好嗎？

249
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:12,462
喜多，下來啊    -我來抓他

250
00:11:13,288 --> 00:11:16,299
繼續算帳吧

251
00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:18,301
別放在心上吧

252
00:11:19,711 --> 00:11:21,254
你們玩得開心嗎？

253
00:11:21,255 --> 00:11:23,464
開心啊，我們在買棉花糖

254
00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:24,850
好

255
00:11:26,844 --> 00:11:29,437
這一點也不好玩

256
00:11:30,514 --> 00:11:31,681
好吃

257
00:11:31,682 --> 00:11:32,816
喜多！

258
00:11:35,435 --> 00:11:37,061
艾文，喜多去哪了？

259
00:11:37,062 --> 00:11:37,728
我不知道

260
00:11:37,729 --> 00:11:39,564
打完上一個洞之後就沒看到他

261
00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:40,815
你說咧？

262
00:11:40,816 --> 00:11:43,359
一隻花栗鼠要20塊是天價吧

263
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,735
他會說話耶

264
00:11:44,736 --> 00:11:47,372
小胖，說一下話吧

265
00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:49,040
我還會唱歌

266
00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:59,584
喜多不會隨便亂跑啊    -就是說啊

267
00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:01,085
你們去河邊看看吧

268
00:12:01,086 --> 00:12:02,137
飛天花栗鼠！

269
00:12:04,798 --> 00:12:06,132
艾文，我找到他了

270
00:12:06,133 --> 00:12:08,217
把我們的弟弟還來    -對啊

271
00:12:08,218 --> 00:12:10,979
他是我剛剛花20塊買的    -他是非賣品

272
00:12:11,388 --> 00:12:13,139
我要40塊    -啥米？

273
00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:14,557
這隻花栗鼠會說話

274
00:12:14,558 --> 00:12:15,725
我還會唱歌喔

275
00:12:15,726 --> 00:12:17,476
喜多，你在幫倒忙

276
00:12:17,477 --> 00:12:19,687
我愛大屁股，我說不了謊

277
00:12:19,688 --> 00:12:21,814
你們這些兄弟不能否認

278
00:12:21,815 --> 00:12:25,151
蠻腰妹走進來，配上大屁股

279
00:12:25,152 --> 00:12:27,320
你就著魔想耍酷

280
00:12:27,321 --> 00:12:29,372
因為你發現她有大屁股

281
00:12:29,823 --> 00:12:31,124
算了！

282
00:12:31,992 --> 00:12:33,743
喜多，你滿意了嗎？

283
00:12:33,744 --> 00:12:35,244
我們的零用錢花光了

284
00:12:35,245 --> 00:12:37,413
抱歉，我是天生的藝人

285
00:12:37,414 --> 00:12:38,581
各位，報告好消息

286
00:12:38,582 --> 00:12:40,300
你們可以跟邁爾斯玩一整天

287
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,668
真是衰事連環爆

288
00:12:42,669 --> 00:12:44,295
小珊被醫院叫回去了

289
00:12:44,296 --> 00:12:46,339
我要帶你們四個跟我去錄音室

290
00:12:46,340 --> 00:12:47,506
好，要乖喔

291
00:12:47,507 --> 00:12:48,674
掰，媽    -掰，寶貝

292
00:12:48,675 --> 00:12:49,842
別忘了妳的聽診器

293
00:12:49,843 --> 00:12:50,801
對啊

294
00:12:50,802 --> 00:12:51,969
你留著吧

295
00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:53,012
謝了

296
00:12:53,013 --> 00:12:54,347
斷腿求好運

297
00:12:54,348 --> 00:12:57,400
大衛，這種話不適合跟醫生說

298
00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:58,476
對喔

299
00:12:58,477 --> 00:12:59,769
祝你好運

300
00:12:59,770 --> 00:13:02,155
心臟外科醫師最好不要碰運氣

301
00:13:02,689 --> 00:13:03,990
玩得開心！

302
00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:07,118
搞定

303
00:13:08,862 --> 00:13:10,830
“好萊塢”

304
00:13:10,989 --> 00:13:12,165
“國會唱片”

305
00:13:12,199 --> 00:13:13,667
“硬石餐廳”

306
00:13:19,373 --> 00:13:21,299
你看，狗仔

307
00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:23,927
我想他們聽說我們要來了

308
00:13:23,961 --> 00:13:26,712
大家好，很高興見到你們

309
00:13:26,713 --> 00:13:27,880
“艾希莉，你最棒”

310
00:13:27,881 --> 00:13:30,299
可以從這邊再拍一張嗎？    -對

311
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,269
他們不是因為你們才來的

312
00:13:32,469 --> 00:13:33,812
她在那裡！艾希莉！

313
00:13:53,991 --> 00:13:55,908
搞什麼

314
00:13:55,909 --> 00:13:58,002
邁爾斯，有你的    -好噁

315
00:14:00,038 --> 00:14:01,172
慘了

316
00:14:02,499 --> 00:14:04,083
底下有人啦

317
00:14:04,084 --> 00:14:05,334
小心點

318
00:14:05,335 --> 00:14:06,919
小心我的尾巴    -不好意思

319
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:10,307
先道歉好嗎？你們踩到我朋友了

320
00:14:11,091 --> 00:14:13,217
抱歉

321
00:14:13,218 --> 00:14:14,593
艾希莉，謝謝    -不客氣

322
00:14:14,594 --> 00:14:15,428
葛雷小姐，妳何時要再巡迴演唱？

323
00:14:15,429 --> 00:14:16,730
葛雷小姐，看這裡

324
00:14:17,004 --> 00:14:19,723
我幫妳開門

325
00:14:20,758 --> 00:14:23,519
我想這要用推的

326
00:14:23,886 --> 00:14:25,896
對喔，當然

327
00:14:26,847 --> 00:14:28,732
好

328
00:14:29,934 --> 00:14:33,737
看來小鮮肉沒他自以為的酷嘛

329
00:14:39,402 --> 00:14:40,902
傻眼

330
00:14:40,903 --> 00:14:44,832
原來待在玻璃的這一邊好無聊

331
00:14:45,408 --> 00:14:47,033
對啊，你們怎麼不進去？

332
00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:49,587
你們不是紅到不行嗎？

333
00:14:50,079 --> 00:14:52,872
前一秒還在吹牛老爹的豪華遊艇上

334
00:14:52,873 --> 00:14:54,291
大喝粉紅檸檬汁

335
00:14:54,292 --> 00:14:55,750
中獎了

336
00:14:55,751 --> 00:14:57,419
現在你只能從沙發裡面

337
00:14:57,420 --> 00:14:59,388
挖走味的洋芋片來吃了

338
00:14:59,797 --> 00:15:01,223
好懷念啊

339
00:15:01,799 --> 00:15:04,727
喜多，沙發洋芋片只有藝人能吃

340
00:15:05,803 --> 00:15:07,271
巴瑞，真的假的？

341
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:10,524
好吧，給你，但別跟人說喔

342
00:15:10,808 --> 00:15:12,109
好吃

343
00:15:13,885 --> 00:15:14,968
“西班牙餐廳”

344
00:15:14,969 --> 00:15:15,886
我們辦到了

345
00:15:15,887 --> 00:15:18,138
我們成功介紹小孩認識了

346
00:15:18,139 --> 00:15:20,390
妳還替人完成了心臟手術

347
00:15:20,391 --> 00:15:22,601
拜託，我是單親媽又要念醫學院

348
00:15:22,602 --> 00:15:24,278
我連睡覺都能開刀

349
00:15:25,146 --> 00:15:27,698
我又帶了聽診器出來了吧？

350
00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:29,483
我覺得很可愛

351
00:15:29,484 --> 00:15:32,411
我也喜歡別人知道我女友是醫生

352
00:15:33,780 --> 00:15:35,614
好吧，我想我的生活

353
00:15:35,615 --> 00:15:37,491
比我承認的還要忙亂

354
00:15:37,492 --> 00:15:38,876
我了解

355
00:15:39,410 --> 00:15:42,287
我想問花栗鼠的事

356
00:15:42,288 --> 00:15:44,664
他們是你領養的小孩還是…

357
00:15:44,665 --> 00:15:45,832
你們是什麼關係？

358
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:48,427
我不知道，我沒認真想過

359
00:15:50,838 --> 00:15:51,972
幹嘛？

360
00:15:53,508 --> 00:15:55,309
有你是他們的福氣

361
00:15:58,179 --> 00:15:59,480
我有個瘋狂的想法

362
00:16:00,515 --> 00:16:02,400
你去過邁阿密嗎？

363
00:16:04,977 --> 00:16:07,947
歡迎收看美國偶像

364
00:16:09,190 --> 00:16:11,325
抱歉，我不得不這麼做

365
00:16:11,442 --> 00:16:13,661
但你要前進好萊塢了

366
00:16:15,696 --> 00:16:18,198
我一直很想說這句話

367
00:16:18,199 --> 00:16:21,118
他們憑啥能搬出去做這麼酷的事？

368
00:16:21,119 --> 00:16:22,452
艾文

369
00:16:22,453 --> 00:16:25,956
科學證明，女生比男生成熟得快

370
00:16:25,957 --> 00:16:27,425
隨便啦

371
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:28,708
大家好

372
00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:29,835
大衛    -嗨

373
00:16:29,836 --> 00:16:30,794
抱歉我回來晚了

374
00:16:30,795 --> 00:16:32,379
我在回家路上有東西要拿

375
00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:34,214
沒事，我們只是在想

376
00:16:34,215 --> 00:16:36,049
我們為什麼還住在家裡

377
00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:37,801
你們覺得珊曼莎怎麼樣？

378
00:16:37,802 --> 00:16:40,354
她超棒的    -我們很喜歡她

379
00:16:40,471 --> 00:16:42,690
剩菜

380
00:16:45,893 --> 00:16:47,727
我等不及了

381
00:16:47,728 --> 00:16:51,157
看來很好吃喔

382
00:16:51,399 --> 00:16:53,984
這不能吃

383
00:16:53,985 --> 00:16:57,204
好大的訂婚戒指

384
00:16:57,238 --> 00:17:01,867
等等，這表示大衛要跟珊曼莎求婚

385
00:17:01,868 --> 00:17:03,827
等一下，這我們可不知道

386
00:17:03,828 --> 00:17:05,579
他們才交往幾個月

387
00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:07,497
你可能反應太大了

388
00:17:07,498 --> 00:17:08,716
萬一是真的呢？

389
00:17:10,209 --> 00:17:11,209
他來了

390
00:17:11,210 --> 00:17:12,511
裝沒事

391
00:17:15,756 --> 00:17:17,516
你們在幹嘛？

392
00:17:18,676 --> 00:17:21,094
練瑜伽，下鼠式？

393
00:17:21,095 --> 00:17:24,014
你們喜歡珊曼莎讓我很開心，因為…

394
00:17:24,015 --> 00:17:26,150
她對我的人生會愈來愈重要

395
00:17:26,434 --> 00:17:29,653
好消息，我不會浪費名額了

396
00:17:29,687 --> 00:17:31,697
她要跟我去邁阿密

397
00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:38,078
我就站在這裡，我聽得到他的話

398
00:17:48,581 --> 00:17:50,415
我一直想要一個媽媽

399
00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:51,416
聽我說

400
00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:53,043
如果珊曼莎是我們的媽媽

401
00:17:53,044 --> 00:17:55,170
那邁爾斯就是…

402
00:17:55,171 --> 00:17:56,555
我們的哥哥

403
00:17:59,508 --> 00:18:01,310
不要！

404
00:18:01,844 --> 00:18:04,012
喜多，深呼吸，吸氣，吐氣

405
00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:07,566
沒事啦    -我們該怎麼辦？

406
00:18:08,309 --> 00:18:09,777
時候到了

407
00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:12,729
偷戒行動準備開始

408
00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:14,856
沒有戒指就沒辦法求婚

409
00:18:14,857 --> 00:18:17,234
沒辦法求婚就沒有邁爾斯

410
00:18:17,235 --> 00:18:20,663
喜多，快跟上    -天啊

411
00:18:31,123 --> 00:18:33,717
艾文，我們是要玩比手畫腳嗎？

412
00:18:34,794 --> 00:18:36,586
好，兩個字

413
00:18:36,587 --> 00:18:38,347
不是啦！

414
00:18:38,714 --> 00:18:40,516
第一次進攻？啥？

415
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,759
兩個音節，聽起來像…

416
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,220
是電影嗎？第一個字    -一首歌？

417
00:18:45,221 --> 00:18:46,388
生氣    -快過去啦

418
00:18:46,389 --> 00:18:47,639
好

419
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,567
我還是不曉得你在說什麼

420
00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:51,142
喜多，你看好大衛

421
00:18:51,143 --> 00:18:53,404
賽門跟我去偷戒指

422
00:18:56,649 --> 00:18:57,992
慘了

423
00:19:01,946 --> 00:19:03,330
在這裡

424
00:19:03,781 --> 00:19:05,457
艾文，抓住

425
00:19:13,916 --> 00:19:15,509
來吧

426
00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:25,677
讚啦

427
00:19:25,678 --> 00:19:27,554
袋子不見了    -糟了

428
00:19:27,555 --> 00:19:29,773
你是說那邊那個袋子嗎？

429
00:19:30,224 --> 00:19:31,599
行動繼續

430
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,768
行動又中斷了

431
00:19:33,769 --> 00:19:35,738
中止行動…快溜

432
00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:41,285
你們幾個

433
00:19:41,652 --> 00:19:43,495
你們跑進來幹嘛？

434
00:19:43,946 --> 00:19:46,072
我們…

435
00:19:46,073 --> 00:19:50,702
想在你去邁阿密前多跟你相處

436
00:19:50,703 --> 00:19:51,911
對啊

437
00:19:51,912 --> 00:19:53,922
好，我去做早餐

438
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:56,124
我愛早餐

439
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,751
艾文，快拿

440
00:19:57,752 --> 00:20:01,805
比利時鬆餅、煎餅，我好興奮

441
00:20:12,850 --> 00:20:14,017
好了

442
00:20:14,018 --> 00:20:16,644
隔壁的普萊斯小姐會過來看你們

443
00:20:16,645 --> 00:20:17,979
確定你們沒事

444
00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:19,647
啥？她是神經病

445
00:20:19,648 --> 00:20:22,067
我們才應該去看她有沒有事

446
00:20:22,068 --> 00:20:23,985
你們偷開趴以後

447
00:20:23,986 --> 00:20:27,748
我不想要你們在家沒人管，懂嗎？

448
00:20:28,616 --> 00:20:30,292
一定是珊曼莎跟邁爾斯來了

449
00:20:31,243 --> 00:20:32,494
邁爾斯？

450
00:20:32,495 --> 00:20:34,496
對，他要跟你們一起住幾天

451
00:20:34,497 --> 00:20:37,165
你不想要我們自己在家

452
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:40,418
可是把我們丟給那變態就沒關係？

453
00:20:40,419 --> 00:20:41,920
不會啊，這小孩很乖

454
00:20:41,921 --> 00:20:43,088
你們會很開心的

455
00:20:43,089 --> 00:20:46,642
你們可以黏TT培養感情

456
00:20:47,051 --> 00:20:49,761
我相信邁爾斯會用三秒膠

457
00:20:49,762 --> 00:20:51,980
把我們黏在一起

458
00:20:52,264 --> 00:20:53,598
嗨

459
00:20:53,599 --> 00:20:56,226
好棒的地方    -謝了

460
00:20:56,227 --> 00:20:57,736
就當自己家吧

461
00:20:59,271 --> 00:21:03,283
大衛，謝謝，你讓我住你家真大方

462
00:21:03,317 --> 00:21:05,703
厲害喔

463
00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:07,362
我不會說西班牙文

464
00:21:07,363 --> 00:21:10,290
他說你很大方，讓他住你家

465
00:21:10,366 --> 00:21:12,575
我也會說西班牙文

466
00:21:12,576 --> 00:21:15,036
你少在那裡裝乖了

467
00:21:15,037 --> 00:21:17,080
我是騙過每個人啦

468
00:21:17,081 --> 00:21:21,969
他們不曉得我要把你當佣人

469
00:21:22,753 --> 00:21:25,505
好，就這樣了，週末愉快

470
00:21:25,506 --> 00:21:26,631
你們幾個…

471
00:21:26,632 --> 00:21:29,050
好好表現給我看，好嗎？

472
00:21:29,051 --> 00:21:31,353
好了，寶貝，再見，要乖喔    -好

473
00:21:32,221 --> 00:21:34,139
好，我們走吧

474
00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:36,442
我覺得他們已經開始培養感情了

475
00:21:37,226 --> 00:21:40,112
我們會黏TT的

476
00:21:41,564 --> 00:21:43,407
三秒膠在哪？

477
00:21:46,277 --> 00:21:48,486
邁爾斯，我們想要好好相處

478
00:21:48,487 --> 00:21:49,779
就得談談

479
00:21:49,780 --> 00:21:51,156
我覺得沒有問題啊

480
00:21:51,157 --> 00:21:52,699
不過，我跟你聊得很愉快

481
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,868
你不能永遠把我們關在外面

482
00:21:54,869 --> 00:21:56,411
他指的是情感上的，不過…

483
00:21:56,412 --> 00:21:58,496
我想聊是你把我們關在

484
00:21:58,497 --> 00:21:59,747
自家門外的部分

485
00:21:59,748 --> 00:22:01,166
我得尿尿

486
00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:02,292
你們有夠天真的

487
00:22:02,293 --> 00:22:04,586
放心，大衛跟我媽撐不久的

488
00:22:04,587 --> 00:22:07,714
如果你說不久的意思是至死不渝…

489
00:22:07,715 --> 00:22:09,641
那對啦，有夠不久的

490
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,009
你在說啥？

491
00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:14,387
邁爾斯，他在說結婚

492
00:22:14,388 --> 00:22:17,816
大衛喜歡你媽，他要用婚戒套住她

493
00:22:20,853 --> 00:22:22,145
一袋面紙

494
00:22:22,146 --> 00:22:23,771
啥？    -不會吧

495
00:22:23,772 --> 00:22:24,981
戒指拿走了

496
00:22:24,982 --> 00:22:28,076
他一定是昨晚睡覺前包好了

497
00:22:28,402 --> 00:22:30,278
他要在邁阿密跟珊曼莎求婚

498
00:22:30,279 --> 00:22:31,571
你覺得我們會成為

499
00:22:31,572 --> 00:22:33,364
快樂的一家人嗎？

500
00:22:33,365 --> 00:22:35,450
沒人覺得快樂，我不是針對你媽

501
00:22:35,451 --> 00:22:36,993
她人看起來挺好的

502
00:22:36,994 --> 00:22:39,454
對，我們不爽的是你

503
00:22:39,455 --> 00:22:40,830
彼此彼此

504
00:22:40,831 --> 00:22:42,874
大衛你們留著就好

505
00:22:42,875 --> 00:22:44,083
我爸在我小時候就死了

506
00:22:44,084 --> 00:22:45,552
我沒爸爸也活得好好的

507
00:22:46,837 --> 00:22:48,514
邁爾斯，我很遺憾

508
00:22:48,631 --> 00:22:50,557
不用，我又不認識他

509
00:22:50,841 --> 00:22:52,550
要是大衛跟我媽結婚…

510
00:22:52,551 --> 00:22:53,593
他們就會想生自己的小孩

511
00:22:53,594 --> 00:22:55,428
你們也不是大衛真正的兒子

512
00:22:55,429 --> 00:22:57,639
你們只是他叫做兒子的花栗鼠而已

513
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,192
你們很快就要滾回森林

514
00:23:00,309 --> 00:23:02,352
整個冬天藏果實了

515
00:23:02,353 --> 00:23:03,353
嘿

516
00:23:03,354 --> 00:23:05,021
首先，那是松鼠做的事

517
00:23:05,022 --> 00:23:06,740
我們是花栗鼠

518
00:23:07,608 --> 00:23:09,192
艾文，花栗鼠也會做這件事

519
00:23:09,193 --> 00:23:11,110
我竟然不知道這件事

520
00:23:11,111 --> 00:23:14,540
所以我們千萬不能回森林

521
00:23:15,324 --> 00:23:17,242
可是…大衛才不會這樣對我們

522
00:23:17,243 --> 00:23:18,418
他已經做了

523
00:23:18,494 --> 00:23:19,953
你覺得你們為什麼會在這裡

524
00:23:19,954 --> 00:23:21,046
我媽卻在邁阿密？

525
00:23:21,205 --> 00:23:22,872
花栗鼠開會

526
00:23:22,873 --> 00:23:25,792
我跟你們一樣不希望邁爾斯說對了

527
00:23:25,793 --> 00:23:27,460
可是他說的沒錯

528
00:23:27,461 --> 00:23:30,255
新工作、新房子、新女友

529
00:23:30,256 --> 00:23:31,756
再來就是新家庭

530
00:23:31,757 --> 00:23:33,800
我不想回森林

531
00:23:33,801 --> 00:23:37,938
我也絕對不要跟他變一家人

532
00:23:40,099 --> 00:23:41,567
算你狠

533
00:23:41,767 --> 00:23:43,059
邁爾斯，這樣吧

534
00:23:43,060 --> 00:23:45,603
我們一起去邁阿密阻止求婚

535
00:23:45,604 --> 00:23:48,898
之後就相見不如懷念

536
00:23:48,899 --> 00:23:50,108
算我一咖

537
00:23:50,109 --> 00:23:52,026
你們這幾隻花栗鼠快滾出我的生活

538
00:23:52,027 --> 00:23:53,611
這是我們認識以後

539
00:23:53,612 --> 00:23:55,581
你說過最有腦的話

540
00:23:56,156 --> 00:23:58,283
你確定你撲滿的錢夠用？

541
00:23:58,284 --> 00:24:01,786
這是信用卡，我會買四張票，安啦

542
00:24:01,787 --> 00:24:03,246
你們好

543
00:24:03,247 --> 00:24:04,539
普萊斯小姐

544
00:24:04,540 --> 00:24:07,009
我應該要用一隻眼睛盯著你們

545
00:24:07,167 --> 00:24:09,386
所以我想我要用…

546
00:24:09,545 --> 00:24:10,971
這隻眼睛

547
00:24:17,970 --> 00:24:20,179
有她盯著，我們要怎麼去邁阿密？

548
00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:23,275
我有辦法

549
00:24:23,684 --> 00:24:26,612
這是大家最害怕的四個字

550
00:24:27,229 --> 00:24:28,896
居然成功了

551
00:24:28,897 --> 00:24:33,243
花生浸咳嗽糖漿就搞定啦

552
00:24:36,488 --> 00:24:38,081
有夠瞎的

553
00:24:38,824 --> 00:24:40,667
厲害    -謝謝

554
00:24:40,743 --> 00:24:42,702
艾文，他們根本就不是花栗鼠

555
00:24:42,703 --> 00:24:43,870
他們是松鼠

556
00:24:43,871 --> 00:24:45,631
沒魚蝦也好

557
00:24:45,664 --> 00:24:47,624
況且，等我們替他們穿上

558
00:24:47,625 --> 00:24:49,834
艾文、賽門跟喜多的公仔服

559
00:24:49,835 --> 00:24:52,804
普萊斯小姐就分不出來了

560
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,473
對，動手吧

561
00:24:54,590 --> 00:24:56,850
我可以替我換衣服耶

562
00:24:57,009 --> 00:24:58,685
“洛杉磯國際機場”

563
00:25:01,388 --> 00:25:02,513
我不敢相信一張機票

564
00:25:02,514 --> 00:25:03,890
就把我媽的卡刷爆了

565
00:25:03,891 --> 00:25:06,225
我們沒事，按照原定計畫就對了

566
00:25:06,226 --> 00:25:09,571
我覺得我應該跟喜多去貨艙才對

567
00:25:10,522 --> 00:25:12,449
別吵，不要動

568
00:25:12,775 --> 00:25:14,525
還有你，進去

569
00:25:14,526 --> 00:25:15,693
輕一點啦

570
00:25:15,694 --> 00:25:16,903
你們兩個    -小心拉鍊

571
00:25:16,904 --> 00:25:17,904
下一位

572
00:25:17,905 --> 00:25:20,040
誰會知道你袋子裡放了什麼啊

573
00:25:30,626 --> 00:25:32,052
過去吧

574
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:39,768
那是什麼？

575
00:25:39,968 --> 00:25:43,805
那是…填充艾文娃娃

576
00:25:43,806 --> 00:25:47,651
就是那個爛花栗鼠樂團的歌手

577
00:25:48,102 --> 00:25:49,611
對

578
00:25:49,687 --> 00:25:51,771
我要檢查背包裡面的東西

579
00:25:51,772 --> 00:25:53,073
糟了

580
00:25:53,148 --> 00:25:54,491
好

581
00:25:56,860 --> 00:25:58,319
只是一個娃娃

582
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,955
恰吉也只是一個娃娃

583
00:26:02,616 --> 00:26:04,793
這是艾文，A代表艾

584
00:26:05,703 --> 00:26:08,630
它可以彎腰再彈回來

585
00:26:08,997 --> 00:26:10,674
它會劈腿

586
00:26:12,334 --> 00:26:14,261
它可以扭轉

587
00:26:14,837 --> 00:26:17,139
就跟大法師一樣

588
00:26:18,549 --> 00:26:21,560
你可以用它拿來減肥

589
00:26:23,429 --> 00:26:24,730
我都流汗了

590
00:26:25,806 --> 00:26:27,724
它甚至會說話

591
00:26:27,725 --> 00:26:31,820
它會說，我是大豬頭

592
00:26:36,358 --> 00:26:39,694
抱歉，可能快沒電了

593
00:26:39,695 --> 00:26:41,747
噢！我是大豬頭

594
00:26:42,781 --> 00:26:43,749
所以它是…

595
00:26:44,992 --> 00:26:46,409
它也會咬人

596
00:26:46,410 --> 00:26:48,077
我覺得這是設計上的瑕疵

597
00:26:48,078 --> 00:26:49,671
可能有回收

598
00:26:50,956 --> 00:26:52,674
你可以把娃娃放回袋子裡了

599
00:26:53,876 --> 00:26:56,252
我不要進去，好暗    -我要請你

600
00:26:56,253 --> 00:26:58,463
過去那裡

601
00:26:58,464 --> 00:27:01,975
因為我們要搜一下身

602
00:27:02,885 --> 00:27:05,437
搜身？    -搜身

603
00:27:07,139 --> 00:27:09,066
賽門，祝你好運    -好啊

604
00:27:10,476 --> 00:27:11,777
好

605
00:27:12,936 --> 00:27:13,853
糟了

606
00:27:13,854 --> 00:27:15,655
要躲哪啊？

607
00:27:16,690 --> 00:27:17,857
別緊張

608
00:27:17,858 --> 00:27:19,743
兩手往外伸    -伸好了

609
00:27:24,740 --> 00:27:26,282
最後一個部位

610
00:27:26,283 --> 00:27:28,335
我不想坐牢…

611
00:27:38,420 --> 00:27:39,879
那不是我的

612
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,807
你只是幫朋友保管嗎？

613
00:27:42,132 --> 00:27:44,309
不要…

614
00:27:52,351 --> 00:27:54,268
我的薪水太少了

615
00:27:54,269 --> 00:27:55,570
走吧

616
00:27:55,854 --> 00:27:57,322
賽門，敗給你了

617
00:27:57,356 --> 00:27:59,732
對不起，我太緊張了

618
00:27:59,733 --> 00:28:02,109
我沒把你們兩個沖進馬桶就不錯了

619
00:28:02,110 --> 00:28:04,320
還好我們讓喜多託運了

620
00:28:04,321 --> 00:28:06,873
他絕對撐不過安檢的

621
00:28:07,032 --> 00:28:09,876
大家好

622
00:28:10,118 --> 00:28:12,295
這裡好冷喔

623
00:28:20,087 --> 00:28:22,463
麻煩你跟空服員要花生好嗎？

624
00:28:22,464 --> 00:28:23,631
我們好餓

625
00:28:23,632 --> 00:28:25,508
對，我還要水

626
00:28:25,509 --> 00:28:27,760
可是不要冰塊，冰塊很髒

627
00:28:27,761 --> 00:28:29,762
這讓我想到細菌，細菌，快走開

628
00:28:29,763 --> 00:28:31,264
千萬別回來

629
00:28:31,265 --> 00:28:33,140
閉嘴，不要讓人看到了

630
00:28:33,141 --> 00:28:35,601
小心點    -裡面很臭

631
00:28:35,602 --> 00:28:38,521
你不餵我們，我就要去覓食了

632
00:28:38,522 --> 00:28:40,064
艾文，這主意不好

633
00:28:40,065 --> 00:28:42,117
我們不是合法搭乘的旅客

634
00:28:45,654 --> 00:28:47,497
糟糕，不好意思

635
00:28:48,866 --> 00:28:50,533
我不是故意要嚇你

636
00:28:50,534 --> 00:28:52,294
我沒嚇到

637
00:28:52,953 --> 00:28:54,453
只是你是…

638
00:28:54,454 --> 00:28:55,621
你是你

639
00:28:55,622 --> 00:28:56,998
我是我

640
00:28:56,999 --> 00:28:59,125
如果你有筆

641
00:28:59,126 --> 00:29:02,095
我隨時很樂意替粉絲簽名

642
00:29:04,047 --> 00:29:05,673
我不是粉絲

643
00:29:05,674 --> 00:29:08,226
好吧

644
00:29:09,761 --> 00:29:12,814
掰囉

645
00:29:13,265 --> 00:29:15,892
不好意思，抱歉，借過

646
00:29:15,893 --> 00:29:20,030
飛機上哪裡有點心吃？

647
00:29:30,949 --> 00:29:33,168
寶貝

648
00:29:38,332 --> 00:29:40,217
嗨，我是喜多

649
00:29:41,710 --> 00:29:43,553
請用室內音量

650
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,172
好了

651
00:29:46,173 --> 00:29:48,725
你會害其他動物緊張啦

652
00:29:54,389 --> 00:29:56,390
好吧，我放你出來

653
00:29:56,391 --> 00:29:59,069
可是你得保證我們落地前會回去

654
00:30:02,272 --> 00:30:04,324
好了，來吧

655
00:30:05,275 --> 00:30:06,868
朋友，謝謝你

656
00:30:14,034 --> 00:30:16,294
拜託大家不要緊張

657
00:30:16,787 --> 00:30:18,380
猴子先生？

658
00:30:18,664 --> 00:30:20,382
等等！不要

659
00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:22,842
不行，壞猴子

660
00:30:23,710 --> 00:30:24,961
我叫你不要了

661
00:30:24,962 --> 00:30:26,587
拜託

662
00:30:26,588 --> 00:30:28,381
猴子，我求求你

663
00:30:28,382 --> 00:30:29,850
“呼叫”

664
00:30:38,433 --> 00:30:39,225
幹嘛？

665
00:30:39,226 --> 00:30:41,602
沒在頭等艙看過花栗鼠嗎？

666
00:30:41,603 --> 00:30:44,313
其實我最近跟鼠美眉一起坐過飛機

667
00:30:44,314 --> 00:30:46,023
他們很有氣質

668
00:30:46,024 --> 00:30:49,068
少來，我看過你的“粉紅色火烈鳥”

669
00:30:49,069 --> 00:30:51,320
不好意思，麻煩出示登機證

670
00:30:51,321 --> 00:30:55,125
這件事就好玩了

671
00:30:55,283 --> 00:30:56,367
我得閃了

672
00:30:56,368 --> 00:30:57,585
過來

673
00:30:59,913 --> 00:31:01,381
給我回來

674
00:31:03,417 --> 00:31:05,876
賽門，快跑    -能跑去哪？這是飛機耶

675
00:31:05,877 --> 00:31:07,762
我不知道，快點

676
00:31:09,589 --> 00:31:10,765
不准動

677
00:31:11,466 --> 00:31:13,134
航警

678
00:31:13,135 --> 00:31:14,936
不准動

679
00:31:16,054 --> 00:31:17,897
我們現在可以動了嗎？

680
00:31:17,931 --> 00:31:21,192
這個姿勢很難HOLD住

681
00:31:22,477 --> 00:31:23,778
什麼聲音？

682
00:31:24,980 --> 00:31:26,147
糟了

683
00:31:26,148 --> 00:31:28,283
這下不妙了

684
00:31:31,028 --> 00:31:32,287
搞什麼…

685
00:31:33,530 --> 00:31:34,998
這是怎麼回事？

686
00:31:35,282 --> 00:31:39,410
大家冷靜下來，就是一隻猴子而已

687
00:31:39,411 --> 00:31:41,254
有鳥！

688
00:31:43,081 --> 00:31:45,916
救命啊，誰來救救我

689
00:31:45,917 --> 00:31:47,510
乖狗狗

690
00:31:48,211 --> 00:31:49,888
喜多，這裡！快跳！

691
00:31:50,589 --> 00:31:52,390
有鳥跟狗！

692
00:31:52,424 --> 00:31:54,142
天啊！

693
00:31:54,301 --> 00:31:55,935
這下還有羊

694
00:31:56,762 --> 00:31:59,221
還有水獺！天啊

695
00:31:59,222 --> 00:32:01,599
各位先生女士，這是機長廣播

696
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,559
聽好    -由於駕駛艙有一群絨鼠

697
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:07,813
我們即將在德州奧斯丁緊急降落

698
00:32:07,814 --> 00:32:08,981
好，大家聽到機長的話了

699
00:32:08,982 --> 00:32:10,742
飛機要下去了

700
00:32:12,778 --> 00:32:18,083
不是掉下去，我們沒要墜機！

701
00:32:18,784 --> 00:32:21,494
你們這些白癡    -我們要死了

702
00:32:21,495 --> 00:32:22,661
真是白癡

703
00:32:22,662 --> 00:32:24,705
邱吉爾，你的演講有夠精彩

704
00:32:24,706 --> 00:32:26,499
你給我小心點

705
00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:27,708
知道你在跟誰說話嗎？

706
00:32:27,709 --> 00:32:30,261
我可是空中警察

707
00:32:33,298 --> 00:32:34,682
真的假的？

708
00:32:36,843 --> 00:32:39,345
好，來確定一下報告都齊全了

709
00:32:39,346 --> 00:32:41,055
你把動物從貨艙放出來

710
00:32:41,056 --> 00:32:42,681
導致緊急降落

711
00:32:42,682 --> 00:32:44,517
我們還溜到飛機上

712
00:32:44,518 --> 00:32:46,268
沒錯    -喜多！

713
00:32:46,269 --> 00:32:49,438
坐一次飛機就有三項重大違規

714
00:32:49,439 --> 00:32:50,689
跟你們說個趣事

715
00:32:50,690 --> 00:32:52,566
我當航警這麼多年

716
00:32:52,567 --> 00:32:54,527
從沒遇過這三項違規

717
00:32:54,528 --> 00:32:57,163
恭喜你這麼有成就

718
00:32:57,572 --> 00:32:59,115
你聽到了嗎？

719
00:32:59,116 --> 00:33:01,367
因為我的成就

720
00:33:01,368 --> 00:33:02,701
我下禮拜要跟國土安全部開會

721
00:33:02,702 --> 00:33:04,411
談升官的事

722
00:33:04,412 --> 00:33:06,205
再度恭喜    -閉嘴

723
00:33:06,206 --> 00:33:08,374
你覺得他們見我的時候會說啥？

724
00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:11,377
是我十年完美無瑕的服務紀錄

725
00:33:11,378 --> 00:33:13,879
還是有三隻花栗鼠

726
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,266
把我的飛機變成諾亞方舟？

727
00:33:16,299 --> 00:33:18,384
可能是花栗鼠的事？

728
00:33:18,385 --> 00:33:19,519
沒錯

729
00:33:21,138 --> 00:33:22,888
我是說另一件事

730
00:33:22,889 --> 00:33:25,141
我們到底做了什麼事

731
00:33:25,142 --> 00:33:26,901
讓你這麼討厭我們？

732
00:33:29,938 --> 00:33:32,198
我來說說你們幹了什麼好事

733
00:33:33,316 --> 00:33:35,118
這也太聖誕了

734
00:33:37,112 --> 00:33:38,946
我提早買了禮物給你

735
00:33:38,947 --> 00:33:40,707
詹姆士

736
00:33:40,991 --> 00:33:42,449
你太費心了

737
00:33:42,450 --> 00:33:43,492
不，等一下

738
00:33:43,493 --> 00:33:46,087
我想把你的反應放上IG

739
00:33:46,788 --> 00:33:48,455
耶誕快樂    -我要跟你分手

740
00:33:48,456 --> 00:33:49,883
啥？

741
00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:52,051
謝了

742
00:33:53,253 --> 00:33:54,387
你還放花栗鼠的音樂

743
00:33:54,796 --> 00:33:56,264
詹姆士，少幼稚了

744
00:33:56,298 --> 00:33:57,432
等等

745
00:34:09,561 --> 00:34:11,070
超囧

746
00:34:11,229 --> 00:34:14,565
你們就是我的心碎原聲帶

747
00:34:14,566 --> 00:34:16,567
現在我報仇的時候到了

748
00:34:16,568 --> 00:34:20,613
我要把你們三個放進禁飛名單

749
00:34:20,614 --> 00:34:21,989
啥？不行！    -我們得去邁阿密啊

750
00:34:21,990 --> 00:34:23,073
你不能這麼做

751
00:34:23,074 --> 00:34:25,284
我是航警耶

752
00:34:25,285 --> 00:34:26,952
我無所不能…

753
00:34:26,953 --> 00:34:28,454
無所不見…

754
00:34:28,455 --> 00:34:30,915
還無所不知

755
00:34:30,916 --> 00:34:33,959
那你知道講這番話的時候

756
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,929
你領帶都泡在咖啡裡

757
00:34:36,213 --> 00:34:37,430
好

758
00:34:39,507 --> 00:34:41,267
我兩分鐘後回來

759
00:34:41,301 --> 00:34:44,470
你的襯衫上還有一點鸚鵡屎

760
00:34:44,471 --> 00:34:45,763
10分鐘

761
00:34:45,764 --> 00:34:47,097
還有一件事

762
00:34:47,098 --> 00:34:49,192
別想跑

763
00:34:49,267 --> 00:34:51,769
我身懷絕技

764
00:34:51,770 --> 00:34:53,520
我可是費了一番功夫…

765
00:34:53,521 --> 00:34:55,949
你的手放在印泥上面了

766
00:34:59,319 --> 00:35:00,912
15分鐘

767
00:35:06,618 --> 00:35:09,161
那個人瘋得有剩

768
00:35:09,162 --> 00:35:11,965
我們快閃人，走吧

769
00:35:14,125 --> 00:35:16,135
我一定要好好…

770
00:35:18,088 --> 00:35:19,838
“長角計程車”

771
00:35:19,839 --> 00:35:21,807
快點    -想跑？

772
00:35:23,009 --> 00:35:26,729
沒人能逃出瑟格斯探員的手掌心

773
00:35:37,816 --> 00:35:39,817
快點…走

774
00:35:39,818 --> 00:35:41,911
來，多謝了

775
00:35:43,321 --> 00:35:45,197
我的錢就只能帶我們到這裡

776
00:35:45,198 --> 00:35:48,158
我們離邁阿密只剩2個半小時

777
00:35:48,159 --> 00:35:49,034
嘿    -太好了

778
00:35:49,035 --> 00:35:50,628
好啊    -我是說搭飛機

779
00:35:50,954 --> 00:35:52,121
拜託

780
00:35:52,122 --> 00:35:54,290
派對三天後就要開了

781
00:35:54,291 --> 00:35:56,676
我們得趕去邁阿密

782
00:35:57,210 --> 00:36:00,546
我們還不夠衰嗎？大衛打來了

783
00:36:00,547 --> 00:36:02,047
天啊

784
00:36:02,048 --> 00:36:03,716
我們不能接

785
00:36:03,717 --> 00:36:06,302
我們得接，否則大衛就知道出事了

786
00:36:06,303 --> 00:36:09,722
大衛一看到就會知道有狀況

787
00:36:09,723 --> 00:36:12,358
我們站在爛停車場的垃圾桶旁

788
00:36:12,559 --> 00:36:13,559
有道理

789
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:14,810
“無法FaceTime語音”

790
00:36:14,811 --> 00:36:16,112
要去吃飯了嗎？

791
00:36:16,855 --> 00:36:18,522
好    -沒事吧？

792
00:36:18,523 --> 00:36:20,199
我想知道一件事

793
00:36:20,734 --> 00:36:21,900
喂？

794
00:36:21,901 --> 00:36:25,195
我是大衛，妳在忙嗎？    -大衛

795
00:36:25,196 --> 00:36:29,908
一點也不忙，我只是在跟朋友吃飯

796
00:36:29,909 --> 00:36:31,076
你有什麼事？

797
00:36:31,077 --> 00:36:33,379
好，我去看一下，我現在在窗戶邊

798
00:36:35,373 --> 00:36:37,800
糟了

799
00:36:39,669 --> 00:36:41,554
他們把東西都吃掉了

800
00:36:42,839 --> 00:36:44,965
真的是吃光光

801
00:36:44,966 --> 00:36:46,383
聽起來沒錯

802
00:36:46,384 --> 00:36:48,761
簡直是鼠類世界末日

803
00:36:48,762 --> 00:36:51,105
普萊斯小姐，謝謝妳去看他們

804
00:36:53,391 --> 00:36:54,308
虛驚一場

805
00:36:54,309 --> 00:36:56,268
聽起來他們很開心    -好

806
00:36:56,269 --> 00:36:57,862
妳準備好了嗎？    -對

807
00:36:58,146 --> 00:37:00,281
“沙龍  跳舞 - 現場音樂”

808
00:37:01,316 --> 00:37:04,610
艾文，我想我們應該去別家

809
00:37:04,611 --> 00:37:07,529
不好意思，滿21歲才能進來

810
00:37:07,530 --> 00:37:08,989
可是外面好黑

811
00:37:08,990 --> 00:37:10,532
我們沒別的地方可以去

812
00:37:10,533 --> 00:37:11,658
我也很想幫忙

813
00:37:11,659 --> 00:37:13,535
可是我的酒吧滿滿都是人

814
00:37:13,536 --> 00:37:15,245
大家等著看樂團演出

815
00:37:15,246 --> 00:37:17,539
主唱爆胎困在50哩外趕不來

816
00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:20,000
除非你們認識有人會唱歌

817
00:37:20,001 --> 00:37:21,719
否則我就要跟你們道晚安了

818
00:37:22,212 --> 00:37:25,139
會唱歌的花栗鼠怎麼樣？

819
00:37:25,298 --> 00:37:27,016
你們真的認識鼠美眉？

820
00:37:27,175 --> 00:37:28,476
真的假的？

821
00:37:28,843 --> 00:37:31,595
請歡迎從加州洛杉磯遠道而來的…

822
00:37:31,596 --> 00:37:33,231
花栗鼠

823
00:37:38,812 --> 00:37:40,196
觀眾好熱情喔

824
00:37:40,855 --> 00:37:43,199
所以你真的會彈吉他嗎？

825
00:37:43,274 --> 00:37:44,992
你們真的會唱歌嗎？

826
00:37:54,530 --> 00:37:58,042
舉起雙手打拍子，感覺好爽

827
00:37:59,243 --> 00:38:00,377
來吧，貝斯

828
00:38:01,162 --> 00:38:02,463
嗯哼

829
00:38:03,748 --> 00:38:05,299
吉他再來

830
00:38:06,542 --> 00:38:09,836
鼓手準備好，開唱了

831
00:38:09,837 --> 00:38:14,466
到處熱鬧滾滾

832
00:38:14,467 --> 00:38:17,135
到處遊走

833
00:38:17,136 --> 00:38:19,679
就像浪人

834
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,890
這會滲進骨頭

835
00:38:21,891 --> 00:38:24,643
就像流感一樣

836
00:38:24,644 --> 00:38:26,686
沒有偏方

837
00:38:26,687 --> 00:38:29,981
感受到韻律就要搖擺

838
00:38:29,982 --> 00:38:31,608
左邊的觀眾

839
00:38:31,609 --> 00:38:32,910
從左邊來

840
00:38:32,944 --> 00:38:34,945
扭動臀部

841
00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:36,404
右邊的觀眾

842
00:38:36,405 --> 00:38:37,656
讓我聽到你說

843
00:38:37,657 --> 00:38:39,950
扭動你的臀部

844
00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:41,252
所有美眉

845
00:38:41,452 --> 00:38:42,619
正妹在哪裡？

846
00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:44,829
扭動你的臀部

847
00:38:44,830 --> 00:38:46,248
就在全世界

848
00:38:46,249 --> 00:38:47,624
就在全世界

849
00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,844
扭動你的臀部    -吉他！

850
00:38:59,470 --> 00:39:00,387
“計程車”

851
00:39:00,388 --> 00:39:01,263
你同事說他就是在這裡

852
00:39:01,264 --> 00:39:02,097
放那些毛屁孩下車的？

853
00:39:02,098 --> 00:39:04,015
對，76塊

854
00:39:04,016 --> 00:39:06,101
好，我是執法人員，所以…

855
00:39:06,102 --> 00:39:08,320
很棒，76塊

856
00:39:08,729 --> 00:39:11,439
我換個方式說吧，我是空中警察

857
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,400
可是我們在地面，而且這是汽車

858
00:39:13,401 --> 00:39:14,442
所以…

859
00:39:14,443 --> 00:39:15,568
76塊

860
00:39:15,569 --> 00:39:17,204
這對你來說不管用嗎？    -沒有

861
00:39:18,948 --> 00:39:20,323
好，我馬上回來，你別走

862
00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:22,492
給錢    -我要去領了

863
00:39:22,493 --> 00:39:25,328
所有美眉    -所有美眉

864
00:39:25,329 --> 00:39:27,372
扭動你的臀部

865
00:39:27,373 --> 00:39:28,873
就在全世界

866
00:39:28,874 --> 00:39:30,083
就在全世界

867
00:39:30,084 --> 00:39:32,261
扭動你的臀部

868
00:39:35,089 --> 00:39:36,390
好啊！

869
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,479
跟你們拚了

870
00:39:43,423 --> 00:39:45,215
艾文，問題出現了

871
00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:46,383
糟了

872
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,468
我來引開他，你們快跑

873
00:39:48,469 --> 00:39:49,937
我跟你們在外面見

874
00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:52,064
你們有夠大膽

875
00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:54,192
在這裡

876
00:39:55,184 --> 00:39:56,485
抓到了！

877
00:40:03,026 --> 00:40:04,410
聽我解釋

878
00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:07,362
我相信有隻潛逃的花栗鼠

879
00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:09,573
躲在你的鬍子裡

880
00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:12,034
如果有動物住在我的鬍子裡

881
00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:13,878
你覺得我會不知道嗎？

882
00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:16,622
我不覺得    -要吃鬍子花生嗎？

883
00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:17,915
抓到了！

884
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,217
慘了

885
00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:24,514
打架也看一下地方    -你想怎樣？

886
00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:36,600
不好意思    -對，這裡打起來了

887
00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:38,310
不用道歉

888
00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:41,855
大亂鬥對生意有幫助

889
00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:43,482
亡命之徒，祝你好運    -謝了

890
00:40:43,483 --> 00:40:46,160
要打在裡面打

891
00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:49,497
糟糕

892
00:41:18,101 --> 00:41:19,360
你來啊

893
00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:30,955
我要把你剁了做成壽司

894
00:41:36,411 --> 00:41:37,378
沒中

895
00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:40,756
你要配點奶油嗎？

896
00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,593
飲料算你的

897
00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:50,725
什麼？

898
00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:08,284
瑟格斯，掰囉

899
00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:12,070
土包子，讓開

900
00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:14,698
我得立馬離開這家酒吧

901
00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:17,001
我們得閃人了    -可是艾文在哪？

902
00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:18,243
我們得走了

903
00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:20,421
我在等一個欠我76塊錢的人

904
00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:23,716
你是說那個人嗎？

905
00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:25,834
我們給雙倍    -好吧

906
00:42:25,835 --> 00:42:28,045
但艾文還沒來    -別管他了，快走

907
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:30,297
等等    -他來了

908
00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:31,423
你…

909
00:42:31,424 --> 00:42:32,934
快點，走吧    -艾文，趕快啊

910
00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:35,135
邁爾斯，把你的皮帶給我

911
00:42:35,136 --> 00:42:37,137
你們這些爛老鼠    -艾文，快跑

912
00:42:37,138 --> 00:42:39,523
我要追殺你們

913
00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:41,933
慢下來    -快點移動你的毛毛腳

914
00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:43,685
艾文，快點    -艾文，快啊

915
00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:45,645
我要撲到你身上

916
00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:47,064
艾文，快跳

917
00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:48,523
快啊，艾文，快點

918
00:42:48,524 --> 00:42:49,533
我要…

919
00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:52,069
真慘

920
00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:53,454
小睡一下

921
00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:58,366
車錢要多少？

922
00:42:58,367 --> 00:43:00,744
到最近的車站是32塊

923
00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:02,871
我們的錢有點不夠

924
00:43:02,872 --> 00:43:05,508
多不夠？    -大概少32塊

925
00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,681
祝你晚上愉快

926
00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:15,425
你說得可輕鬆了

927
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,928
露宿街頭的人又不是你

928
00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:20,648
謝謝你什麼忙都沒幫，小心開車

929
00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:22,349
幹嘛？

930
00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:24,652
我希望他安全到家啊

931
00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:27,405
好痛

932
00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:30,315
我的尾巴裡有個碎片

933
00:43:30,316 --> 00:43:31,617
痛

934
00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:34,078
痛

935
00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:37,957
我沒枕頭睡不著

936
00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:39,116
痛

937
00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:42,878
應該沒有樹枝床墊這種產品吧？

938
00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:45,163
你們是真的還假的？

939
00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:48,208
你們睡樹上應該很習慣，不是我

940
00:43:48,209 --> 00:43:50,085
我們才不跟你說話，好嗎？

941
00:43:50,086 --> 00:43:52,170
剛才你想把我丟下不管

942
00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:53,713
第一，太好了

943
00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,882
因為我也不想跟你講話

944
00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:59,219
第二，你們也會對我做出一樣的事

945
00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:02,806
才不會，邁爾斯，我們會等你

946
00:44:02,807 --> 00:44:04,766
對啊，我們是同一國的

947
00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:06,309
你惹毛我們一個人

948
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,811
就等於惹毛我們所有人

949
00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:09,521
我聽過你們的爛家人梗了

950
00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:10,689
狗屁一堆

951
00:44:10,690 --> 00:44:12,691
人不為己，天誅地滅

952
00:44:12,692 --> 00:44:14,568
這是生物學，動物都這樣

953
00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:17,320
我代表所有的動物說句話

954
00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:19,281
我覺得你這種態度很傷人

955
00:44:19,282 --> 00:44:21,792
隨便你怎麼說吧，這是真的

956
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:24,870
幹嘛，你以為我爸拋下我跟我媽時

957
00:44:24,871 --> 00:44:26,371
想的是別人不是自己嗎？

958
00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:27,715
可是，我…

959
00:44:27,874 --> 00:44:30,259
我還以為你說你爸…

960
00:44:35,298 --> 00:44:36,849
對

961
00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:41,770
他等於死了，他在我五歲時就走了

962
00:44:42,263 --> 00:44:43,763
邁爾斯，我很遺憾

963
00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:44,940
隨便啦

964
00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:47,651
我無所謂

965
00:44:48,853 --> 00:44:50,854
我沒有他還不是好好的

966
00:44:50,855 --> 00:44:52,314
邁爾斯，聽著

967
00:44:52,315 --> 00:44:55,025
要是大衛跟你媽真的走下去…

968
00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:56,860
他是好人

969
00:44:56,861 --> 00:44:58,913
他絕對不會拋棄你的

970
00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,957
那你們幹嘛要去邁阿密？

971
00:45:04,452 --> 00:45:05,753
對

972
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:08,964
因為你們也認為他會拋棄你們

973
00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:14,386
爸爸並沒有那麼偉大

974
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:18,557
最後，你們會克服他離開的事

975
00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:21,268
真的嗎？

976
00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:24,813
對

977
00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:06,638
我不行了

978
00:46:06,639 --> 00:46:09,108
我快累死了

979
00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:10,401
拜託

980
00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:12,945
你在鬼扯嗎？

981
00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:16,198
我還看得到那棵樹

982
00:46:19,652 --> 00:46:21,152
快點，到車站要走10哩

983
00:46:21,153 --> 00:46:22,955
你們不能再走快一點嗎？

984
00:46:23,072 --> 00:46:24,322
我不是想跟你辯

985
00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:27,459
可是我們的腿比你短90％

986
00:46:28,327 --> 00:46:32,580
我們實際上走得比你快384％

987
00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:34,300
少廢話

988
00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:40,338
好吧

989
00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:41,640
上來吧

990
00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:43,008
真的嗎？

991
00:46:43,009 --> 00:46:44,301
再不快我就要反悔囉，3…

992
00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:45,677
好啊    -讚

993
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:46,979
2…

994
00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:48,013
1…

995
00:46:48,014 --> 00:46:49,607
快點！

996
00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:51,933
謝謝

997
00:46:51,934 --> 00:46:52,934
讚啦

998
00:46:52,935 --> 00:46:56,271
這樣有效率多了

999
00:46:56,272 --> 00:46:58,782
我在邁爾斯身上可以看超遠

1000
00:46:58,855 --> 00:47:00,356
天啊，好爛喔

1001
00:47:00,357 --> 00:47:02,024
那你笑個屁

1002
00:47:02,025 --> 00:47:03,484
就是因為爛透啦

1003
00:47:03,485 --> 00:47:06,287
我覺得這笑話太爛了

1004
00:47:06,655 --> 00:47:12,293
我阿嬤跟你阿嬤坐在火邊

1005
00:47:12,452 --> 00:47:17,206
我阿嬤跟你阿嬤說，我要火燒旗子

1006
00:47:17,207 --> 00:47:19,458
就是現在    -現在

1007
00:47:19,459 --> 00:47:21,261
現在    -現在

1008
00:47:29,386 --> 00:47:30,854
“小費”

1009
00:47:35,142 --> 00:47:37,777
看那個人一身綠

1010
00:47:40,731 --> 00:47:43,450
他是男人，他是愛的機器

1011
00:47:45,485 --> 00:47:46,861
就是現在

1012
00:47:46,862 --> 00:47:49,331
現在    -現在

1013
00:48:04,713 --> 00:48:06,756
我是在這裡放他們下車的沒錯

1014
00:48:06,757 --> 00:48:08,892
你看腳印好明顯

1015
00:48:10,761 --> 00:48:12,187
真不專業

1016
00:48:19,311 --> 00:48:20,978
就是現在

1017
00:48:20,979 --> 00:48:23,239
現在    -現在

1018
00:48:28,570 --> 00:48:31,581
“紐奧良”

1019
00:48:33,325 --> 00:48:35,752
再走863哩就到了

1020
00:48:39,831 --> 00:48:41,549
“候車處  售票處”

1021
00:48:42,501 --> 00:48:44,636
有幾隻花栗鼠搭了你們的巴士嗎？

1022
00:48:45,128 --> 00:48:47,388
他們搭車去紐奧良了

1023
00:48:49,007 --> 00:48:50,934
你知道這樣不正常吧？

1024
00:49:01,013 --> 00:49:02,773
水啦！讚！

1025
00:49:05,601 --> 00:49:07,644
好啊，一顆薯球

1026
00:49:07,645 --> 00:49:10,438
看來我們終於轉運了

1027
00:49:10,439 --> 00:49:11,949
並沒有

1028
00:49:12,316 --> 00:49:13,942
糟了，瑟格斯？

1029
00:49:13,943 --> 00:49:16,746
你們好    -你是怎麼找到我們的？

1030
00:49:18,823 --> 00:49:20,990
我是航警啊

1031
00:49:20,991 --> 00:49:23,419
辦案就是我的人生

1032
00:49:23,619 --> 00:49:26,338
現在，我們可以輕鬆點

1033
00:49:26,455 --> 00:49:28,132
或是弄得很難看

1034
00:49:28,165 --> 00:49:31,093
我們三兄弟想討論一下選項

1035
00:49:31,335 --> 00:49:32,961
你們只有一個選項

1036
00:49:32,962 --> 00:49:34,379
花栗鼠監獄

1037
00:49:34,380 --> 00:49:38,216
小欄杆、小鐵絲網、小廁所

1038
00:49:38,217 --> 00:49:41,687
還有個小操場，讓你們小舉重

1039
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:43,564
聽起來好可愛喔

1040
00:49:43,806 --> 00:49:44,848
嘿

1041
00:49:44,849 --> 00:49:46,692
大家，彈彈弓，數到3發射

1042
00:49:46,809 --> 00:49:48,986
1、2、3！    -我沒那美國時間

1043
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:50,854
蛋蛋的哀傷

1044
00:49:50,855 --> 00:49:52,489
我們選擇難看的方式

1045
00:49:53,649 --> 00:49:55,159
希望你沒事

1046
00:49:56,235 --> 00:49:57,777
他來了    -小心，讓開

1047
00:49:57,778 --> 00:49:58,736
喜多，快跑啊

1048
00:49:58,737 --> 00:50:00,196
快走，大家快跑    -不好意思

1049
00:50:00,197 --> 00:50:01,448
快點，艾文，他來了    -邁爾斯，快走

1050
00:50:01,449 --> 00:50:04,001
不好意思，抱歉，快點進去

1051
00:50:07,872 --> 00:50:09,340
我想我們甩掉他了    -嘿

1052
00:50:09,457 --> 00:50:10,373
別理他的話

1053
00:50:10,374 --> 00:50:11,341
給我回來

1054
00:50:13,745 --> 00:50:16,255
不好意思，抱歉，有瘋子在追我們

1055
00:50:19,959 --> 00:50:23,212
你看起來很累，寶貝，來

1056
00:50:23,213 --> 00:50:24,514
多謝了

1057
00:50:26,925 --> 00:50:28,091
瑟格斯，有你的

1058
00:50:28,092 --> 00:50:29,560
好辣喔

1059
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:30,802
這是私釀酒

1060
00:50:30,803 --> 00:50:32,262
好辣，快給我水

1061
00:50:32,263 --> 00:50:33,773
配這個吞下去，來

1062
00:50:35,892 --> 00:50:38,444
那是奶油糖    -奶油糖酒

1063
00:50:39,896 --> 00:50:41,572
加上私釀酒

1064
00:50:42,774 --> 00:50:43,815
嗨，瑟格斯

1065
00:50:43,816 --> 00:50:45,034
好

1066
00:50:47,153 --> 00:50:48,904
伸縮喇叭先生，感恩

1067
00:50:48,905 --> 00:50:51,207
一定要慶祝一下

1068
00:50:51,991 --> 00:50:54,377
哈囉，紐奧良

1069
00:50:54,577 --> 00:50:57,162
從奧斯丁到邁阿密復出巡迴演唱會

1070
00:50:57,163 --> 00:50:59,715
我們是花栗鼠樂團！

1071
00:51:00,959 --> 00:51:03,761
大家準備嗨了嗎？

1072
00:51:06,089 --> 00:51:07,923
冷吱吱冷冰冰

1073
00:51:07,924 --> 00:51:10,133
蜜雪兒菲佛，白色黃金

1074
00:51:10,134 --> 00:51:12,302
這首歌要獻給乖乖妹

1075
00:51:12,303 --> 00:51:14,429
乖乖妹完成傑作

1076
00:51:14,430 --> 00:51:16,265
造型、等待

1077
00:51:16,266 --> 00:51:18,308
在城市樂逍遙

1078
00:51:18,309 --> 00:51:20,310
穿球鞋配聖羅蘭

1079
00:51:20,311 --> 00:51:22,354
親自己一下，我好漂亮

1080
00:51:22,355 --> 00:51:23,605
我太火辣

1081
00:51:23,606 --> 00:51:24,606
喔耶

1082
00:51:24,607 --> 00:51:26,608
快打給警消    -好

1083
00:51:26,609 --> 00:51:27,818
我太火辣

1084
00:51:27,819 --> 00:51:29,027
喔耶

1085
00:51:29,028 --> 00:51:31,113
我的樂團只在乎錢，聽好了

1086
00:51:31,114 --> 00:51:33,198
美眉唱哈利路亞    -嗚

1087
00:51:33,199 --> 00:51:35,284
美眉唱哈利路亞    -嗚

1088
00:51:35,285 --> 00:51:37,369
美眉唱哈利路亞    -嗚

1089
00:51:37,370 --> 00:51:39,121
因為我們要卯足全力

1090
00:51:39,122 --> 00:51:41,299
因為我們要卯足全力

1091
00:51:41,457 --> 00:51:43,458
因為我們要卯足全力

1092
00:51:43,459 --> 00:51:45,669
週六夜，靈感夜

1093
00:51:45,670 --> 00:51:47,296
不信你就看

1094
00:51:47,297 --> 00:51:48,598
來吧

1095
00:51:54,220 --> 00:51:57,806
不信你就看，不信你就看

1096
00:51:57,807 --> 00:51:58,890
嘿    -嘿

1097
00:51:58,891 --> 00:52:00,309
嘿喔

1098
00:52:00,310 --> 00:52:02,311
停！等一下

1099
00:52:02,312 --> 00:52:04,313
杯子倒滿，放水進去

1100
00:52:04,314 --> 00:52:06,231
喝一口、簽支票

1101
00:52:06,232 --> 00:52:08,108
胡立歐，把禮車開來

1102
00:52:08,109 --> 00:52:11,153
開到哈林、好萊塢、傑克遜

1103
00:52:11,154 --> 00:52:12,446
密西西比

1104
00:52:12,447 --> 00:52:16,334
只要我們開唱，隨時順暢

1105
00:52:16,576 --> 00:52:17,826
我太火辣    -怎麼了？

1106
00:52:17,827 --> 00:52:19,036
喔耶    -怎麼了？

1107
00:52:19,037 --> 00:52:20,996
知道我就說我的名字

1108
00:52:20,997 --> 00:52:23,081
我太火辣    -喔耶

1109
00:52:23,082 --> 00:52:25,125
我的樂團只在乎錢，聽好了

1110
00:52:25,126 --> 00:52:27,502
美眉唱哈利路亞    -嗚

1111
00:52:27,503 --> 00:52:29,588
美眉唱哈利路亞    -嗚

1112
00:52:29,589 --> 00:52:31,423
因為我們要卯足全力

1113
00:52:31,424 --> 00:52:33,476
因為我們要卯足全力

1114
00:52:33,509 --> 00:52:35,719
因為我們要卯除全力

1115
00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:37,429
週六夜，靈感夜

1116
00:52:37,430 --> 00:52:40,024
你不信我就看，來吧

1117
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:42,568
耶，來吧

1118
00:52:46,272 --> 00:52:48,190
你不信我就看

1119
00:52:48,191 --> 00:52:50,359
嘿嘿嘿喔

1120
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:54,363
我們讓你嗨翻，我們讓你嗨翻

1121
00:52:54,364 --> 00:52:58,501
我說我們讓你嗨翻，我們讓你嗨翻

1122
00:52:58,951 --> 00:53:00,535
這一整天實在太棒了

1123
00:53:00,536 --> 00:53:01,953
今天有夠完美的

1124
00:53:01,954 --> 00:53:04,081
接下來，花栗鼠樂團復出了

1125
00:53:04,082 --> 00:53:04,873
啥？

1126
00:53:04,874 --> 00:53:06,291
你沒聽錯，艾文、賽門跟喜多…

1127
00:53:06,292 --> 00:53:07,876
不好意思，聲音能轉大嗎？    -沒問題

1128
00:53:07,877 --> 00:53:09,044
在紐奧良熱鬧登場

1129
00:53:09,045 --> 00:53:11,213
我說趴踢，大家就說艾文

1130
00:53:11,214 --> 00:53:13,215
趴踢    -艾文

1131
00:53:13,216 --> 00:53:14,049
糟了

1132
00:53:14,050 --> 00:53:15,467
趴踢    -艾文

1133
00:53:15,468 --> 00:53:16,435
趴踢

1134
00:53:17,043 --> 00:53:20,221
艾文！

1135
00:53:25,593 --> 00:53:27,052
你們有聽到嗎？

1136
00:53:27,053 --> 00:53:28,271
聽到什麼？

1137
00:53:28,596 --> 00:53:29,805
沒事

1138
00:53:29,806 --> 00:53:32,557
我沒有像昨天晚上那麼開心過

1139
00:53:32,558 --> 00:53:34,393
挺誇張的

1140
00:53:34,394 --> 00:53:36,311
連瑟格斯都跟我們玩在一起

1141
00:53:36,312 --> 00:53:38,272
對啊，他其實也不差

1142
00:53:38,273 --> 00:53:40,199
我們漏接大衛一通電話

1143
00:53:40,733 --> 00:53:42,201
還有一條簡訊

1144
00:53:42,402 --> 00:53:43,944
是27條

1145
00:53:43,945 --> 00:53:45,237
死了

1146
00:53:45,238 --> 00:53:46,372
慘了

1147
00:53:51,244 --> 00:53:52,753
我在哪？

1148
00:53:53,413 --> 00:53:54,880
這是什麼？

1149
00:53:58,418 --> 00:53:59,835
瑟格斯！    -你哪位啊？

1150
00:53:59,836 --> 00:54:02,671
我是樂團經紀人維多啊，記得嗎？

1151
00:54:02,672 --> 00:54:08,176
我只記得我被伸縮喇叭K到

1152
00:54:08,177 --> 00:54:09,428
對喔

1153
00:54:09,429 --> 00:54:11,305
你的頭腫得超誇張的

1154
00:54:11,306 --> 00:54:12,639
不過你無所謂

1155
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,850
你只想狂歡

1156
00:54:14,851 --> 00:54:18,154
我們跑遍各大爵士酒吧

1157
00:54:19,856 --> 00:54:21,440
你說“我們”是啥意思？

1158
00:54:21,441 --> 00:54:25,244
你我跟那幾隻超屌的花栗鼠啊

1159
00:54:28,364 --> 00:54:33,035
我跟那三隻臭鼬一起跑趴？

1160
00:54:33,036 --> 00:54:36,088
就是他們激你去刺酷炫刺青的

1161
00:54:36,956 --> 00:54:39,634
什麼？

1162
00:54:41,502 --> 00:54:43,795
“瑟克斯人生”

1163
00:54:43,796 --> 00:54:45,931
我怎麼會被他們說動？

1164
00:54:45,965 --> 00:54:48,008
沒有，這個是你要求的

1165
00:54:48,009 --> 00:54:50,436
另一個才是他們的點子

1166
00:54:52,722 --> 00:54:54,690
什麼“另一個”？

1167
00:54:54,974 --> 00:54:56,516
“一輩子的花栗鼠”

1168
00:54:56,517 --> 00:54:57,818
什麼？

1169
00:55:04,192 --> 00:55:06,619
“感謝造訪紐奧良與河區”

1170
00:55:09,489 --> 00:55:11,990
他們叫我們在這裡碰面沒錯吧？

1171
00:55:11,991 --> 00:55:14,493
碰面後一定被罵

1172
00:55:14,494 --> 00:55:16,504
希望他們在飛機上冷靜下來了

1173
00:55:16,662 --> 00:55:17,746
你們在這裡

1174
00:55:17,747 --> 00:55:18,830
大衛    -大衛

1175
00:55:18,831 --> 00:55:20,499
媽    -少叫得這麼親熱了

1176
00:55:20,500 --> 00:55:23,043
大衛，你是藝術家，比較情緒化

1177
00:55:23,044 --> 00:55:24,503
又愛跟著感覺走

1178
00:55:24,504 --> 00:55:26,171
這件事我來處理吧

1179
00:55:26,172 --> 00:55:28,840
我們冷靜一點，扮白臉就好

1180
00:55:28,841 --> 00:55:30,809
好    -好

1181
00:55:31,552 --> 00:55:32,886
少叫得那麼親熱了

1182
00:55:32,887 --> 00:55:35,389
你知道這有多嚇人嗎？

1183
00:55:35,390 --> 00:55:38,517
發現自己的小孩離家八百萬哩？

1184
00:55:38,518 --> 00:55:40,185
還好這裡有人在看

1185
00:55:40,186 --> 00:55:43,313
因為我現在火大到要爆炸了    -好

1186
00:55:43,314 --> 00:55:44,689
我要在這裡爆炸了

1187
00:55:44,690 --> 00:55:47,349
好了，妳很會扮白臉

1188
00:55:47,350 --> 00:55:47,990
大衛

1189
00:55:47,991 --> 00:55:50,404
我發誓情況沒有電視上面那麼瘋狂

1190
00:55:50,405 --> 00:55:51,655
是喔？

1191
00:55:51,656 --> 00:55:52,906
我來看幾條

1192
00:55:52,907 --> 00:55:54,875
喜多昨晚在推特的發文

1193
00:55:55,326 --> 00:55:56,993
“只有兩個字能形容今晚”

1194
00:55:56,994 --> 00:55:59,246
“瘋狂、瘋狂、瘋狂”

1195
00:55:59,247 --> 00:56:01,072
或“想瘋狂的人就到紐奧良來”

1196
00:56:01,073 --> 00:56:02,499
“這裡瘋狂到不行”

1197
00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:05,877
或“在紐奧良爵士中”，“超瘋狂”

1198
00:56:05,878 --> 00:56:07,087
大衛，真的很抱歉

1199
00:56:07,088 --> 00:56:08,922
這次說抱歉也幫不了你們了

1200
00:56:08,923 --> 00:56:10,924
要是我能決定，我們就回家去

1201
00:56:10,925 --> 00:56:12,852
可是我得去邁阿密

1202
00:56:13,052 --> 00:56:15,220
別笑了，你們在邁阿密被禁足了

1203
00:56:15,221 --> 00:56:16,856
回洛杉磯之後也一樣

1204
00:56:17,515 --> 00:56:18,765
我們哪時候沒被禁足了？

1205
00:56:18,766 --> 00:56:20,892
等禁令解除你們都長白毛了

1206
00:56:20,893 --> 00:56:22,894
對，邁爾斯，你也一樣

1207
00:56:22,895 --> 00:56:24,604
我又沒毛    -總之你被禁足了

1208
00:56:24,605 --> 00:56:26,365
禁足非常久，走吧

1209
00:56:27,859 --> 00:56:30,402
他們沒宰了我們    -真是不幸中的大幸

1210
00:56:30,403 --> 00:56:33,280
我們的訂婚破壞行動還要繼續

1211
00:56:33,281 --> 00:56:35,041
對啊    -好啊

1212
00:56:35,908 --> 00:56:37,117
擊…拳頭

1213
00:56:37,118 --> 00:56:38,544
撞一下

1214
00:56:39,078 --> 00:56:40,078
抱歉    -輕一點啦

1215
00:56:40,079 --> 00:56:41,371
快點    -老天

1216
00:56:41,372 --> 00:56:42,673
好

1217
00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:45,375
來    -謝謝

1218
00:56:45,376 --> 00:56:47,085
不客氣，麻煩出示證件

1219
00:56:47,086 --> 00:56:48,387
好

1220
00:56:48,921 --> 00:56:50,380
謝謝

1221
00:56:50,381 --> 00:56:51,631
嘿

1222
00:56:51,632 --> 00:56:53,425
你確定嗎？

1223
00:56:53,426 --> 00:56:57,262
這可怕的鬧劇，我能理解

1224
00:56:57,263 --> 00:56:59,264
我們可以回洛杉磯就好

1225
00:56:59,265 --> 00:57:01,892
你不是第一個看到我們真面目以後

1226
00:57:01,893 --> 00:57:03,602
就落跑的男人

1227
00:57:03,603 --> 00:57:05,738
拜託，妳只有一個小丑

1228
00:57:06,105 --> 00:57:08,440
看什麼看    -我可是有三個

1229
00:57:08,441 --> 00:57:10,618
妳才是應該考慮要落跑的人

1230
00:57:11,235 --> 00:57:12,944
我哪裡都沒要去

1231
00:57:12,945 --> 00:57:14,705
但我要去買咖啡

1232
00:57:15,114 --> 00:57:16,582
登機門見

1233
00:57:17,325 --> 00:57:18,626
先生

1234
00:57:18,910 --> 00:57:19,960
有問題嗎？

1235
00:57:20,161 --> 00:57:23,214
問題？啥問題？    -確實有問題

1236
00:57:23,789 --> 00:57:25,123
“禁飛名單”

1237
00:57:25,124 --> 00:57:26,625
昏倒    -對喔

1238
00:57:26,626 --> 00:57:28,084
糟糕    -有這回事

1239
00:57:28,085 --> 00:57:29,127
你們幾個

1240
00:57:29,128 --> 00:57:30,629
瘋了

1241
00:57:30,630 --> 00:57:33,433
“恐怖主義系統警告：危險份子”

1242
00:57:35,510 --> 00:57:38,470
真的假的，禁飛名單？你嘛幫幫忙

1243
00:57:38,471 --> 00:57:40,430
起碼我們沒上禁車名單

1244
00:57:40,431 --> 00:57:42,807
喜多，沒有禁車名單這種事

1245
00:57:42,808 --> 00:57:44,851
你們一定會找到辦法創先例的

1246
00:57:44,852 --> 00:57:46,811
大衛，別暴走了

1247
00:57:46,812 --> 00:57:48,104
我們離家唯一的原因…

1248
00:57:48,105 --> 00:57:50,407
先別說了，好嗎？

1249
00:57:51,484 --> 00:57:53,693
我為了艾希莉的專輯累得要死

1250
00:57:53,694 --> 00:57:55,195
被你們三個一弄

1251
00:57:55,196 --> 00:57:57,623
我可能連專輯發表會都趕不上了

1252
00:57:57,657 --> 00:57:59,324
更不用說你們還毀了

1253
00:57:59,325 --> 00:58:00,534
我跟珊曼莎出來玩

1254
00:58:00,535 --> 00:58:02,702
你帶珊曼莎去邁阿密…

1255
00:58:02,703 --> 00:58:04,704
喜多，我沒心情聽你鬼扯

1256
00:58:04,705 --> 00:58:05,997
可是大衛，我們不…

1257
00:58:05,998 --> 00:58:08,425
艾文，算了，你只會愈弄愈糟

1258
00:58:11,379 --> 00:58:13,556
謝謝你什麼忙都沒幫

1259
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:16,174
我是航警瑟格斯探員

1260
00:58:16,175 --> 00:58:19,311
我稍後為您服務    -你會後悔的

1261
00:58:31,357 --> 00:58:34,317
你今天有租車給三隻花栗鼠嗎？

1262
00:58:34,318 --> 00:58:35,735
有，他們來過

1263
00:58:35,736 --> 00:58:37,862
他們跟一個男的，可能是老爸

1264
00:58:37,863 --> 00:58:39,823
老爸個屁，他是人

1265
00:58:39,824 --> 00:58:41,792
他們是花栗鼠！    -嘿！

1266
00:58:42,535 --> 00:58:44,670
我們支持多元成家

1267
00:58:44,787 --> 00:58:45,829
我沒資格批評

1268
00:58:45,830 --> 00:58:47,205
蜜蜂小姐公司不是這種態度

1269
00:58:47,206 --> 00:58:49,040
好，給我這麼辦

1270
00:58:49,041 --> 00:58:53,512
我要你進去找那輛租車的GPS

1271
00:58:53,713 --> 00:58:56,140
我們不追蹤租車的

1272
00:58:56,674 --> 00:58:57,808
是嗎？

1273
00:58:58,384 --> 00:59:00,885
我替美國政府做事

1274
00:59:00,886 --> 00:59:03,138
我們什麼都追

1275
00:59:03,139 --> 00:59:04,982
我連你午餐吃什麼都知道

1276
00:59:05,558 --> 00:59:06,859
炸丸子

1277
00:59:07,059 --> 00:59:08,310
快給我進去

1278
00:59:08,311 --> 00:59:11,989
找出那輛租車的頻率跟上傳密碼

1279
00:59:12,565 --> 00:59:13,699
嘿！

1280
00:59:13,858 --> 00:59:17,536
再給我你們速度最快的車！

1281
00:59:23,826 --> 00:59:26,128
你是在惡整我嗎？

1282
00:59:26,203 --> 00:59:27,537
你知道這台是什麼嗎？

1283
00:59:27,538 --> 00:59:29,831
這是加了輪子的溜冰鞋

1284
00:59:29,832 --> 00:59:31,717
我很確定溜冰鞋本來就有輪子

1285
00:59:36,088 --> 00:59:38,182
這是小黃鳥崔弟嗎？

1286
00:59:38,758 --> 00:59:39,924
請繫安全帶

1287
00:59:39,925 --> 00:59:41,226
閉嘴啦

1288
00:59:41,719 --> 00:59:44,229
這是在開鸚鵡嗎？

1289
00:59:49,769 --> 00:59:52,863
那些老鼠搶先2百哩

1290
00:59:53,397 --> 00:59:56,575
瑟格斯，快馬加鞭吧

1291
01:00:08,287 --> 01:00:09,746
“歡迎蒞臨密西西比”

1292
01:00:09,747 --> 01:00:11,507
“美國音樂發源地”

1293
01:00:13,189 --> 01:00:13,829
快啊！

1294
01:00:13,830 --> 01:00:14,989
“距離目標140哩”

1295
01:00:14,990 --> 01:00:16,901
小蜜蜂，快飛吧！

1296
01:00:16,932 --> 01:00:17,821
“歡迎蒞臨美麗的阿拉巴馬”

1297
01:00:17,822 --> 01:00:18,480
我們到了嗎？    -還沒

1298
01:00:18,481 --> 01:00:19,547
我們到了嗎？    -還沒

1299
01:00:19,548 --> 01:00:20,965
我們到了嗎？    -還沒

1300
01:00:20,966 --> 01:00:22,684
我們到了嗎？    -還沒

1301
01:00:23,302 --> 01:00:23,942
“親子餐廳”

1302
01:00:23,943 --> 01:00:24,696
好啊    -讚啦

1303
01:00:24,697 --> 01:00:26,930
記住囉，我們只是休息一下

1304
01:00:26,931 --> 01:00:28,390
然後就要再上路

1305
01:00:28,391 --> 01:00:30,100
大衛，你放心，一下子就好了

1306
01:00:30,101 --> 01:00:32,069
對啊，超級快

1307
01:00:34,772 --> 01:00:37,607
謝了，大衛，我得吃些小點心

1308
01:00:37,608 --> 01:00:39,317
才能從午餐撐到晚餐

1309
01:00:39,318 --> 01:00:40,944
你平常都不會這樣耶

1310
01:00:40,945 --> 01:00:42,278
大衛，不要生氣

1311
01:00:42,279 --> 01:00:44,155
不點東西很失禮

1312
01:00:44,156 --> 01:00:47,626
你們看我拿到什麼獎品，很萌吧？

1313
01:00:48,244 --> 01:00:49,452
你看那張臉

1314
01:00:49,453 --> 01:00:50,963
艾文，很搞笑

1315
01:00:51,247 --> 01:00:53,466
“歡迎蒞臨陽光佛羅里達州”

1316
01:01:04,427 --> 01:01:06,478
好啊

1317
01:01:09,306 --> 01:01:10,932
水啦

1318
01:01:10,933 --> 01:01:12,401
哇

1319
01:01:14,311 --> 01:01:16,813
不會吧

1320
01:01:16,814 --> 01:01:18,407
我可以接受住在這裡

1321
01:01:18,441 --> 01:01:21,368
不准笑，你們還在禁足中，記得吧

1322
01:01:21,694 --> 01:01:23,737
謝了    -謝謝

1323
01:01:23,738 --> 01:01:25,739
這樣就對了

1324
01:01:25,740 --> 01:01:27,041
嗨

1325
01:01:30,119 --> 01:01:31,661
寶貝

1326
01:01:31,662 --> 01:01:33,079
如果這樣叫禁足

1327
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:34,414
快禁足我一輩子吧

1328
01:01:34,415 --> 01:01:35,758
不要引誘我

1329
01:01:37,376 --> 01:01:38,376
大衛

1330
01:01:38,377 --> 01:01:40,044
我們想成熟一點

1331
01:01:40,045 --> 01:01:43,548
彌補我們一部分的過錯

1332
01:01:43,549 --> 01:01:44,716
才一部分？    -對啊

1333
01:01:44,717 --> 01:01:46,310
四成算我們的錯

1334
01:01:46,927 --> 01:01:48,604
那三成咧？

1335
01:01:48,721 --> 01:01:52,724
我很不想讓你們離開我的視線一秒

1336
01:01:52,725 --> 01:01:55,810
可是珊曼莎跟我有非去不可的飯局

1337
01:01:55,811 --> 01:01:57,771
有事的話就到別墅來找我們

1338
01:01:57,772 --> 01:01:59,490
好浪漫喔

1339
01:02:00,065 --> 01:02:01,200
幹嘛？

1340
01:02:01,901 --> 01:02:03,485
嗨    -嗨

1341
01:02:03,486 --> 01:02:05,737
好，你不准離開這個房間

1342
01:02:05,738 --> 01:02:07,405
小子，清楚嗎？    -清楚

1343
01:02:07,406 --> 01:02:09,324
你們不用擔心我們

1344
01:02:09,325 --> 01:02:11,785
我們今晚會乖到不行

1345
01:02:11,786 --> 01:02:13,286
我保證

1346
01:02:13,287 --> 01:02:14,245
我知道你們會

1347
01:02:14,246 --> 01:02:16,080
因為我請了一個褓姆來盯你們

1348
01:02:16,081 --> 01:02:17,373
啥？拜託    -昏倒

1349
01:02:17,374 --> 01:02:19,093
我們去完趴踢後就回來

1350
01:02:22,797 --> 01:02:24,473
我差點忘了這個

1351
01:02:31,388 --> 01:02:32,806
大衛今晚要求婚了

1352
01:02:32,807 --> 01:02:34,182
事情是怎麼露餡的？

1353
01:02:34,183 --> 01:02:36,026
是浪漫晚餐還是訂婚戒指？

1354
01:02:36,143 --> 01:02:37,644
艾文，我們該怎麼辦？

1355
01:02:37,645 --> 01:02:39,395
什麼都不辦

1356
01:02:39,396 --> 01:02:40,980
啥？    -艾文說的對

1357
01:02:40,981 --> 01:02:43,408
情況並沒有那麼糟

1358
01:02:44,276 --> 01:02:46,203
我看我們就…

1359
01:02:46,570 --> 01:02:47,904
什麼也不辦    -就這樣？

1360
01:02:47,905 --> 01:02:49,948
什麼都不辦可不是計畫

1361
01:02:49,949 --> 01:02:51,199
我們不能什麼都不辦

1362
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:52,534
當然可以

1363
01:02:52,535 --> 01:02:55,003
祝他沒有戒指就能求婚成功

1364
01:02:55,579 --> 01:02:57,247
艾文！你什麼時候A來的？

1365
01:02:57,248 --> 01:02:59,749
我剛剛在他的袋子裡找到的

1366
01:02:59,750 --> 01:03:01,751
這表示我們成功了嗎？

1367
01:03:01,752 --> 01:03:03,053
我們成功了！

1368
01:03:11,971 --> 01:03:13,188
我們成功了！

1369
01:03:13,347 --> 01:03:14,648
我們成功了！

1370
01:03:22,690 --> 01:03:25,826
快點，邁爾斯，一起來慶祝吧

1371
01:03:27,403 --> 01:03:28,537
邁爾斯？

1372
01:03:31,699 --> 01:03:33,825
邁爾斯，等等    -別這樣

1373
01:03:33,826 --> 01:03:36,244
快來慶祝，我們成功了    -對啊

1374
01:03:36,245 --> 01:03:37,453
你們害大衛求婚不成了

1375
01:03:37,454 --> 01:03:38,621
現在我們不用一起玩了

1376
01:03:38,622 --> 01:03:39,914
邁爾斯，等等

1377
01:03:39,915 --> 01:03:41,499
這並不代表我們不能當朋友啊

1378
01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:42,667
對啊

1379
01:03:42,668 --> 01:03:44,460
我還以為我們在紐奧良玩得很過癮

1380
01:03:44,461 --> 01:03:47,005
我也覺得，然後我看到你們一發現

1381
01:03:47,006 --> 01:03:48,798
我們當不成一家人就樂翻天了

1382
01:03:48,799 --> 01:03:50,309
所以…掰

1383
01:03:50,593 --> 01:03:52,844
邁爾斯，等等，聽我解釋

1384
01:03:52,845 --> 01:03:54,980
你們快來，邁爾斯

1385
01:03:55,097 --> 01:03:58,683
我們是難兄難弟，別走嘛

1386
01:03:58,684 --> 01:04:00,027
對啊，邁爾斯，別這樣

1387
01:04:02,563 --> 01:04:03,864
邁爾斯？

1388
01:04:04,023 --> 01:04:05,741
邁爾斯？邁爾斯！

1389
01:04:05,774 --> 01:04:07,483
小心！

1390
01:04:07,484 --> 01:04:08,902
艾文，他聽不見

1391
01:04:08,903 --> 01:04:10,361
我來把他撞開

1392
01:04:10,362 --> 01:04:12,113
彈彈弓，數到3    -來吧

1393
01:04:12,114 --> 01:04:12,947
1…

1394
01:04:12,948 --> 01:04:13,990
2…

1395
01:04:13,991 --> 01:04:15,250
3！

1396
01:04:26,879 --> 01:04:28,389
喜多    -喜多！

1397
01:04:31,759 --> 01:04:33,176
喜多    -喜多！

1398
01:04:33,177 --> 01:04:35,094
他沒事吧？    -我不知道

1399
01:04:35,095 --> 01:04:39,066
喜多，拜託，你快起來啊

1400
01:04:44,229 --> 01:04:45,855
不！喜多！

1401
01:04:45,856 --> 01:04:48,241
快點    -快說話啊！

1402
01:04:50,444 --> 01:04:51,578
我聞到…

1403
01:04:52,321 --> 01:04:53,363
餡餅的味道？

1404
01:04:53,364 --> 01:04:54,498
喜多！

1405
01:04:55,032 --> 01:04:56,324
喜多，你還活著！

1406
01:04:56,325 --> 01:04:59,869
這裡是天堂嗎？    -這裡是南灘啦

1407
01:04:59,870 --> 01:05:01,996
喜多，你救了我一命

1408
01:05:01,997 --> 01:05:05,300
就像我們的老話，惹毛我們一個人

1409
01:05:05,626 --> 01:05:07,752
別逼我說，好瞎喔

1410
01:05:07,753 --> 01:05:10,097
邁爾斯，他為了你都被車撞了

1411
01:05:10,422 --> 01:05:12,474
就等於惹毛我們全部的人    -好啊

1412
01:05:14,510 --> 01:05:17,136
邁爾斯，對不起

1413
01:05:17,137 --> 01:05:20,139
我們從一開始就對你不公平

1414
01:05:20,140 --> 01:05:21,733
事實上…

1415
01:05:23,185 --> 01:05:25,269
你會是好哥哥

1416
01:05:25,270 --> 01:05:26,530
對啊

1417
01:05:26,939 --> 01:05:28,982
我也覺得你們會是好弟弟

1418
01:05:28,983 --> 01:05:31,484
我想我們終究還是要當一家人了

1419
01:05:31,485 --> 01:05:33,820
只是有一個小出槌

1420
01:05:33,821 --> 01:05:34,946
我們把戒指偷走

1421
01:05:34,947 --> 01:05:37,240
把求婚毀了

1422
01:05:37,241 --> 01:05:38,324
你說的對

1423
01:05:38,325 --> 01:05:41,703
我們得快點把戒指送到餐廳

1424
01:05:41,704 --> 01:05:43,547
我們走吧

1425
01:05:48,210 --> 01:05:53,348
看來航警瑟格斯要去飯店了

1426
01:05:53,424 --> 01:05:54,590
好啊

1427
01:05:54,591 --> 01:05:56,810
追殺花栗鼠時間到

1428
01:05:56,885 --> 01:05:58,520
我真的很想跟你去

1429
01:05:58,595 --> 01:06:01,014
但我在當褓姆走不開    -是褓姆

1430
01:06:01,015 --> 01:06:03,400
希望他們不會惹人厭

1431
01:06:03,434 --> 01:06:05,059
走吧    -上次…

1432
01:06:05,060 --> 01:06:07,311
我顧的小孩就…

1433
01:06:07,312 --> 01:06:09,397
吵著要吃優格，我就說

1434
01:06:09,398 --> 01:06:11,274
你可以乖乖去睡覺嗎？

1435
01:06:11,275 --> 01:06:13,151
我覺得她不知道我們在這裡

1436
01:06:13,152 --> 01:06:14,736
我覺得她連自己在哪都不知道

1437
01:06:14,737 --> 01:06:17,280
有夠爛的，你負起責任來

1438
01:06:17,281 --> 01:06:19,657
結果你身邊的人都爛透了

1439
01:06:19,658 --> 01:06:21,951
懂我的意思嗎？真的很難搞

1440
01:06:21,952 --> 01:06:23,578
在這裡

1441
01:06:23,579 --> 01:06:25,038
好，我現在就傳給你

1442
01:06:25,039 --> 01:06:26,840
等等，我先傳張照片給你

1443
01:06:27,708 --> 01:06:30,010
他超帥的，我好喜歡他

1444
01:06:30,044 --> 01:06:31,794
快點，走了    -就是說啊

1445
01:06:31,795 --> 01:06:34,056
你在說啥？我喜歡他的毛

1446
01:06:34,298 --> 01:06:35,631
你說毛嗎？

1447
01:06:35,632 --> 01:06:37,100
對啊，亂亂的很可愛

1448
01:06:37,259 --> 01:06:41,313
就像在說他很可愛，但他也是動物

1449
01:06:41,638 --> 01:06:43,139
你知道嗎？對啊，我曉得

1450
01:06:43,140 --> 01:06:45,141
對，邁爾斯，我們要過去了

1451
01:06:45,142 --> 01:06:47,226
我知道他不高，可是不知道耶

1452
01:06:47,227 --> 01:06:48,061
你知道那句名言啊

1453
01:06:48,062 --> 01:06:50,813
喜多，快走了    -“小即是大”之類的

1454
01:06:50,814 --> 01:06:52,198
昏倒    -就是這樣

1455
01:06:52,816 --> 01:06:54,284
我覺得她喜歡我

1456
01:06:54,818 --> 01:06:57,153
我有更重要的事可以做

1457
01:06:57,154 --> 01:06:59,706
我可以…不知道，去美甲吧

1458
01:07:00,449 --> 01:07:03,377
我在找幾隻花栗鼠

1459
01:07:05,788 --> 01:07:07,622
他們的訂位是八點

1460
01:07:07,623 --> 01:07:10,425
所以我們可能還有時間搶救求婚

1461
01:07:10,501 --> 01:07:12,376
快點，走吧

1462
01:07:12,377 --> 01:07:14,420
聽我說，我知道花栗鼠在這

1463
01:07:14,421 --> 01:07:15,880
這是美國政府的警徽，好嗎？

1464
01:07:15,881 --> 01:07:17,006
我們就這麼辦…

1465
01:07:17,007 --> 01:07:18,975
我要你…    -慘了，是瑟格斯

1466
01:07:19,093 --> 01:07:20,218
他找到我們了

1467
01:07:20,219 --> 01:07:22,396
喜多，快起來    -慘了

1468
01:07:22,513 --> 01:07:24,430
邁爾斯，你快把戒指送給大衛

1469
01:07:24,431 --> 01:07:25,723
我才不要把你們丟下來

1470
01:07:25,724 --> 01:07:27,433
我們去把他引開，你快去啦

1471
01:07:27,434 --> 01:07:28,601
快跑！

1472
01:07:28,602 --> 01:07:29,894
喜多，快點    -給我回來

1473
01:07:29,895 --> 01:07:31,729
我不能再快了

1474
01:07:31,730 --> 01:07:33,523
快想甜甜圈

1475
01:07:33,524 --> 01:07:34,658
甜甜圈？

1476
01:07:35,734 --> 01:07:36,943
邁爾斯，快走    -快點

1477
01:07:36,944 --> 01:07:38,277
快跑啊

1478
01:07:38,278 --> 01:07:39,612
躲到這裡    -哪裡？

1479
01:07:39,613 --> 01:07:41,915
不知道，快想辦法

1480
01:07:46,161 --> 01:07:48,505
“薛波恩飯店”

1481
01:07:50,207 --> 01:07:52,801
快點啊，你們在哪裡？

1482
01:07:53,085 --> 01:07:54,553
你們在哪？

1483
01:07:58,382 --> 01:07:59,632
快點

1484
01:07:59,633 --> 01:08:02,269
快點啊…

1485
01:08:15,149 --> 01:08:17,075
嗨…呀

1486
01:08:17,651 --> 01:08:18,368
掰了

1487
01:08:23,323 --> 01:08:25,533
快走    -快跑

1488
01:08:25,534 --> 01:08:27,919
快點，他追來了

1489
01:08:28,579 --> 01:08:32,174
快點，艾文，快按鈕    -艾文，快

1490
01:08:37,588 --> 01:08:39,598
瑟格斯來囉

1491
01:08:40,674 --> 01:08:42,309
他根本就是魔鬼終結者    -對啊

1492
01:08:44,803 --> 01:08:46,012
糟了

1493
01:08:46,013 --> 01:08:47,722
有夠諷刺的

1494
01:08:47,723 --> 01:08:49,640
我們要往上

1495
01:08:49,641 --> 01:08:52,277
可是我要把你們拿下

1496
01:08:53,270 --> 01:08:55,906
之後的情況是這樣的

1497
01:08:56,440 --> 01:08:58,191
我要把你們移交國土安全部

1498
01:08:58,192 --> 01:09:00,994
他們會把你們關到危險動物監獄

1499
01:09:01,153 --> 01:09:03,988
慘了    -如果你們出得來

1500
01:09:03,989 --> 01:09:06,157
我會花錢找人把你們做成標本

1501
01:09:06,158 --> 01:09:07,158
好

1502
01:09:07,159 --> 01:09:09,660
然後我會把你們當成禮物送給安娜

1503
01:09:09,661 --> 01:09:11,370
希望她會跟我復合

1504
01:09:11,371 --> 01:09:14,299
老兄，我很遺憾，可是你們沒局了

1505
01:09:14,791 --> 01:09:16,459
這你可不知道    -喜多，走吧

1506
01:09:16,460 --> 01:09:17,418
我覺得她只是手機壞了

1507
01:09:17,419 --> 01:09:18,252
收不到我的簡訊

1508
01:09:18,253 --> 01:09:20,671
也收不到花或糖果傳情盒

1509
01:09:20,672 --> 01:09:22,506
我個人認為…

1510
01:09:22,507 --> 01:09:24,675
一年搬五次家換電話號碼沒什麼

1511
01:09:24,676 --> 01:09:26,645
好嗎？這很正常

1512
01:09:26,762 --> 01:09:29,263
對啦，正常到不行

1513
01:09:29,264 --> 01:09:31,515
艾文！    -什麼？怎麼回事？

1514
01:09:31,516 --> 01:09:33,318
我們該走了

1515
01:09:34,436 --> 01:09:35,937
我跟你玩得很開心

1516
01:09:35,938 --> 01:09:37,230
不…你在幹嘛？

1517
01:09:37,231 --> 01:09:38,823
還要切斷電梯電源

1518
01:09:39,399 --> 01:09:40,992
不！

1519
01:09:52,204 --> 01:09:54,538
不好意思    -借過

1520
01:09:54,539 --> 01:09:55,840
邁爾斯！

1521
01:09:55,874 --> 01:09:57,875
屎渣先生怎麼樣了？

1522
01:09:57,876 --> 01:10:00,461
就說他的電梯卡住好了

1523
01:10:00,462 --> 01:10:01,930
大衛求婚了嗎？

1524
01:10:02,047 --> 01:10:04,048
沒有，可是上甜點了，就快了

1525
01:10:04,049 --> 01:10:06,351
不好意思，我馬上回來    -好

1526
01:10:08,220 --> 01:10:09,387
你記得怎麼做嗎？

1527
01:10:09,388 --> 01:10:10,638
記得，沒問題    -盒子在這裡

1528
01:10:10,639 --> 01:10:12,556
行動！    -不好意思

1529
01:10:12,557 --> 01:10:16,394
小夥子，本餐廳嚴禁寵物

1530
01:10:16,395 --> 01:10:18,896
請把你的狐獴帶回家

1531
01:10:18,897 --> 01:10:20,064
狐獴！

1532
01:10:20,065 --> 01:10:20,898
伊斯特班

1533
01:10:20,899 --> 01:10:23,818
麻煩你送這些東西出去

1534
01:10:23,819 --> 01:10:25,361
好吧…

1535
01:10:25,362 --> 01:10:28,072
大家走吧，我們要有自知之明

1536
01:10:28,073 --> 01:10:30,208
閃躲戰術！行動！

1537
01:10:30,325 --> 01:10:33,035
射擊得分！艾文，水啦    -艾文，快走

1538
01:10:33,036 --> 01:10:35,329
妳有聽到嗎？好像有人在叫艾文

1539
01:10:35,330 --> 01:10:36,548
空中飛人！

1540
01:10:39,167 --> 01:10:40,167
不好意思

1541
01:10:40,168 --> 01:10:41,377
我覺得你在幻想

1542
01:10:41,378 --> 01:10:42,837
艾文！    -丟給我！

1543
01:10:42,838 --> 01:10:43,972
可能不是

1544
01:10:59,104 --> 01:11:00,405
接到了

1545
01:11:00,897 --> 01:11:02,032
有夠冰

1546
01:11:04,693 --> 01:11:05,860
艾文？

1547
01:11:05,861 --> 01:11:07,996
嗨，大衛

1548
01:11:08,739 --> 01:11:11,282
別吼，忍住

1549
01:11:11,283 --> 01:11:13,701
我們都知道你想吼我，可是聽我說

1550
01:11:13,702 --> 01:11:15,244
邁爾斯？搞什麼鬼？

1551
01:11:15,245 --> 01:11:18,048
我們可以解釋    -快說吧

1552
01:11:18,290 --> 01:11:19,582
大衛，我們跑來邁阿密

1553
01:11:19,583 --> 01:11:21,259
是為了阻止你們訂婚

1554
01:11:22,627 --> 01:11:25,129
慘了

1555
01:11:25,130 --> 01:11:27,798
我爆雷了

1556
01:11:27,799 --> 01:11:30,685
不過我要你把重點放在這裡

1557
01:11:31,094 --> 01:11:33,137
喜多被車撞的時候…

1558
01:11:33,138 --> 01:11:34,722
喜多被車撞？

1559
01:11:34,723 --> 01:11:35,806
對啊

1560
01:11:35,807 --> 01:11:38,476
他沒事，他是想救邁爾斯

1561
01:11:38,477 --> 01:11:39,778
等等，他什麼？

1562
01:11:39,978 --> 01:11:42,480
重點是，我們發現…

1563
01:11:42,481 --> 01:11:44,982
我們喜歡你們兩個在一起

1564
01:11:44,983 --> 01:11:46,734
我們也改變主意了

1565
01:11:46,735 --> 01:11:47,869
沒錯

1566
01:11:48,278 --> 01:11:51,489
雖然我們的全家福照跟別人不一樣

1567
01:11:51,490 --> 01:11:55,210
但我們就是一家人，我們也很驕傲

1568
01:11:55,827 --> 01:11:57,912
那戒指不是我的

1569
01:11:57,913 --> 01:12:01,299
所以你沒有要求婚？

1570
01:12:02,501 --> 01:12:05,002
對不起，珊曼莎，沒有

1571
01:12:05,003 --> 01:12:06,388
謝天謝地

1572
01:12:06,671 --> 01:12:08,005
我不是那個意思

1573
01:12:08,006 --> 01:12:08,839
我是說

1574
01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:10,508
我們有一天可能會走上這條路

1575
01:12:10,509 --> 01:12:12,343
我也不是說一定要發生

1576
01:12:12,344 --> 01:12:13,969
但我是說，要是真的有這一天…

1577
01:12:13,970 --> 01:12:15,513
我在鬼打牆，對不對？

1578
01:12:15,514 --> 01:12:17,482
有一點    -我是說…

1579
01:12:18,100 --> 01:12:22,019
我想要慢慢來，因為…

1580
01:12:22,020 --> 01:12:24,489
我希望我們的感情可以長久

1581
01:12:25,357 --> 01:12:26,491
我也是

1582
01:12:27,776 --> 01:12:30,245
我現在一頭霧水

1583
01:12:30,278 --> 01:12:32,279
你帶了戒指來邁阿密

1584
01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:35,282
還說你非來飯局不可…

1585
01:12:35,283 --> 01:12:37,493
我是替巴瑞保管

1586
01:12:37,494 --> 01:12:39,203
我的音控工程師

1587
01:12:39,204 --> 01:12:41,122
他要在餐廳向女友艾莉絲求婚

1588
01:12:41,123 --> 01:12:42,706
時間就是現在

1589
01:12:42,707 --> 01:12:44,708
結果戒指盒是空的    -天啊

1590
01:12:44,709 --> 01:12:45,876
你願意嫁給我嗎？

1591
01:12:45,877 --> 01:12:48,513
那不是空的

1592
01:12:53,385 --> 01:12:54,811
一顆薄荷糖？

1593
01:13:10,068 --> 01:13:11,569
葛雷小姐，這邊

1594
01:13:11,570 --> 01:13:12,537
妳何時要再開演唱會？

1595
01:13:13,071 --> 01:13:15,623
塞維爾先生，休息室在這邊

1596
01:13:17,659 --> 01:13:20,536
我們現在不能回洛杉磯是因為

1597
01:13:20,537 --> 01:13:22,037
還有事要處理

1598
01:13:22,038 --> 01:13:25,300
等表演一結束就回家

1599
01:13:27,252 --> 01:13:30,805
我從來沒有對你們這麼失望過

1600
01:13:35,260 --> 01:13:37,595
如果大衛之前不想甩掉我們

1601
01:13:37,596 --> 01:13:39,388
他現在肯定想甩掉

1602
01:13:39,389 --> 01:13:40,598
這都是因為

1603
01:13:40,599 --> 01:13:42,600
我們只在乎自己開不開心

1604
01:13:42,601 --> 01:13:45,019
說不定這是花栗鼠的囤積天性

1605
01:13:45,020 --> 01:13:46,896
或許我們喜歡囤積愛？

1606
01:13:46,897 --> 01:13:48,189
其實在傳統上

1607
01:13:48,190 --> 01:13:50,065
花栗鼠是充滿愛的動物

1608
01:13:50,066 --> 01:13:53,110
瘋了，那表示是我們有問題

1609
01:13:53,111 --> 01:13:55,330
我想補救，要我做什麼都可以

1610
01:13:55,906 --> 01:13:59,241
等等，說不定我們能補救

1611
01:13:59,242 --> 01:14:01,869
使出我們的大絕招

1612
01:14:01,870 --> 01:14:03,579
陸海空大做怪？

1613
01:14:03,580 --> 01:14:04,914
把大衛的東西吃光光？

1614
01:14:04,915 --> 01:14:06,582
不是啦！是音樂！

1615
01:14:06,583 --> 01:14:08,542
言語不足的時候，我們就唱歌

1616
01:14:08,543 --> 01:14:10,794
我們做最後一首歌送給大衛

1617
01:14:10,795 --> 01:14:13,255
讓他知道我們對他的愛

1618
01:14:13,256 --> 01:14:16,759
邁爾斯，開始編你在德州彈的鄉村風

1619
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:18,636
你要去哪？我們很忙耶

1620
01:14:18,637 --> 01:14:20,137
我得去找服裝部的人…

1621
01:14:20,138 --> 01:14:23,775
如果我們要全場尖叫，就需要援軍

1622
01:14:23,808 --> 01:14:26,027
“美國偶像”

1623
01:14:26,311 --> 01:14:30,731
從前，我曾經愛過

1624
01:14:30,732 --> 01:14:32,149
天啊

1625
01:14:32,150 --> 01:14:34,318
現在卻碎成一地

1626
01:14:34,319 --> 01:14:35,736
好

1627
01:14:35,737 --> 01:14:37,905
我什麼都說不出

1628
01:14:37,906 --> 01:14:43,294
心已完全蝕盡

1629
01:14:48,458 --> 01:14:49,750
這個嘛…

1630
01:14:49,751 --> 01:14:51,302
你要前進好萊塢了

1631
01:14:52,254 --> 01:14:53,263
艾文！

1632
01:14:53,338 --> 01:14:55,798
我要前進好萊塢了…

1633
01:14:55,799 --> 01:14:58,008
抱歉，美眉們，我一直想說這句話

1634
01:14:58,009 --> 01:15:00,061
你怎麼跑來了？    -對啊

1635
01:15:00,095 --> 01:15:02,179
我們正在海選

1636
01:15:02,180 --> 01:15:03,472
我需要妳們幫忙

1637
01:15:03,473 --> 01:15:06,985
我們太對不起大衛了，我們得補救

1638
01:15:08,270 --> 01:15:10,864
看在大衛的份上，我們幫你

1639
01:15:11,106 --> 01:15:12,773
請掌聲熱烈歡迎…

1640
01:15:12,774 --> 01:15:14,909
艾希莉葛雷小姐！

1641
01:15:21,700 --> 01:15:23,251
謝謝大家

1642
01:15:23,285 --> 01:15:25,619
我為大家準備了一個特別的驚喜

1643
01:15:25,620 --> 01:15:29,591
我也是剛剛才知道的

1644
01:15:30,041 --> 01:15:32,677
各位，歡迎花栗鼠樂團

1645
01:15:35,380 --> 01:15:36,380
艾希莉，謝了

1646
01:15:36,381 --> 01:15:38,516
謝了    -謝謝

1647
01:15:40,385 --> 01:15:42,052
在我們表演前

1648
01:15:42,053 --> 01:15:45,356
我們三兄弟有幾件事要補救

1649
01:15:45,849 --> 01:15:46,849
今晚稍早

1650
01:15:46,850 --> 01:15:50,728
我們不小心毀了

1651
01:15:50,729 --> 01:15:54,857
一位正妹的特別夜晚，我們想彌補她

1652
01:15:54,858 --> 01:15:55,858
對啊

1653
01:15:55,859 --> 01:15:57,067
艾莉絲？

1654
01:15:57,068 --> 01:15:59,153
巴瑞有事情要問你…

1655
01:15:59,154 --> 01:16:00,455
重來一次

1656
01:16:05,535 --> 01:16:07,295
你這次願意嫁給我嗎？

1657
01:16:07,662 --> 01:16:09,047
我願意

1658
01:16:10,123 --> 01:16:11,758
我願意

1659
01:16:16,004 --> 01:16:17,555
花栗鼠們，多謝了

1660
01:16:18,006 --> 01:16:21,342
我們再說一件事就好

1661
01:16:21,343 --> 01:16:22,801
大衛

1662
01:16:22,802 --> 01:16:24,729
我們真的很對不起    -對不起

1663
01:16:25,513 --> 01:16:28,024
所以我們寫了最後一首歌要送給你

1664
01:16:36,728 --> 01:16:39,355
你散發光芒

1665
01:16:39,356 --> 01:16:43,109
比所有星星還要閃亮

1666
01:16:43,110 --> 01:16:46,612
比煙火更加燦爛

1667
01:16:46,613 --> 01:16:49,791
我給你全部的愛

1668
01:16:52,202 --> 01:16:55,913
就算出錯依然完美

1669
01:16:55,914 --> 01:16:59,500
就算心碎依然付出

1670
01:16:59,501 --> 01:17:04,547
我不在身邊時，心裡只有你

1671
01:17:04,548 --> 01:17:06,299
就因為…

1672
01:17:06,300 --> 01:17:10,052
你是我的歸屬

1673
01:17:10,053 --> 01:17:13,806
無論我浪跡何方

1674
01:17:13,807 --> 01:17:17,351
你是我放鬆疲憊骨子的避風港

1675
01:17:17,352 --> 01:17:21,105
你是我的歸屬

1676
01:17:21,106 --> 01:17:25,243
你是我的歸屬

1677
01:17:37,414 --> 01:17:39,466
請大家歡迎鼠美眉樂團

1678
01:17:39,499 --> 01:17:45,004
你是照亮我陰天的鑽石

1679
01:17:45,005 --> 01:17:45,713
哇

1680
01:17:45,714 --> 01:17:49,383
在夜空中閃閃發光

1681
01:17:49,384 --> 01:17:53,313
像螢火蟲一樣照耀我

1682
01:17:54,932 --> 01:17:58,601
即便在黑暗中光芒依舊

1683
01:17:58,602 --> 01:18:02,355
在我不值得時陪在我身旁

1684
01:18:02,356 --> 01:18:04,407
所以我要說

1685
01:18:04,441 --> 01:18:07,318
我給你全部的愛

1686
01:18:07,319 --> 01:18:09,237
就因為…

1687
01:18:09,238 --> 01:18:12,823
你是我的歸屬

1688
01:18:12,824 --> 01:18:16,327
無論我浪跡何方

1689
01:18:16,328 --> 01:18:20,081
你是我放鬆疲憊骨子的避風港

1690
01:18:20,082 --> 01:18:24,261
你是我的歸屬

1691
01:18:29,591 --> 01:18:31,550
你是我的第一，毫無疑問

1692
01:18:31,551 --> 01:18:33,469
我們會一起挺過風雨

1693
01:18:33,470 --> 01:18:37,348
就像童子軍，我們一起拚到最後

1694
01:18:37,349 --> 01:18:40,977
大衛，你在哪裡？用力揮手

1695
01:18:40,978 --> 01:18:44,906
大家看看我爸就在人群裡

1696
01:18:46,900 --> 01:18:48,868
大衛，我愛你

1697
01:18:58,870 --> 01:19:02,841
你是我的歸屬

1698
01:19:06,628 --> 01:19:08,212
謝謝    -搞定

1699
01:19:08,213 --> 01:19:09,714
謝謝

1700
01:19:09,715 --> 01:19:11,057
謝謝大家

1701
01:19:12,718 --> 01:19:14,269
我們寶刀未老

1702
01:19:16,137 --> 01:19:17,637
美眉們，謝謝

1703
01:19:17,638 --> 01:19:19,181
我們欠你一次

1704
01:19:19,182 --> 01:19:22,475
你才不只欠我們一次，不過別客氣

1705
01:19:22,476 --> 01:19:24,811
我們得回去海選了

1706
01:19:24,812 --> 01:19:27,564
主持人狂發簡訊給我

1707
01:19:27,565 --> 01:19:30,284
美眉們，我們閃了吧

1708
01:19:30,943 --> 01:19:32,912
喜多寶貝，掰

1709
01:19:35,781 --> 01:19:38,375
邁爾斯，你好棒

1710
01:19:38,618 --> 01:19:40,994
大衛，我們真的很抱歉

1711
01:19:40,995 --> 01:19:43,038
沒告訴你就跑來邁阿密

1712
01:19:43,039 --> 01:19:45,540
我們只是不想失去你

1713
01:19:45,541 --> 01:19:46,708
失去我？

1714
01:19:46,709 --> 01:19:48,710
你們為什麼覺得會失去我？

1715
01:19:48,711 --> 01:19:52,297
因為你說你要展開新的人生

1716
01:19:52,298 --> 01:19:54,758
我們還以為你可能會拋棄我們

1717
01:19:54,759 --> 01:19:56,968
嚴格說來，我們不是一家人

1718
01:19:56,969 --> 01:19:59,063
我們只是三隻跟你住一起的花栗鼠

1719
01:19:59,513 --> 01:20:01,690
你們是這麼想的？

1720
01:20:01,891 --> 01:20:05,227
我知道我最近有點冷落你們

1721
01:20:05,228 --> 01:20:06,728
我們的生活也有變化

1722
01:20:06,729 --> 01:20:09,073
可是我絕對不會拋棄你們的

1723
01:20:09,148 --> 01:20:11,200
因為我們是一家人

1724
01:20:11,651 --> 01:20:13,994
不管你們喜不喜歡都擺脫不了我

1725
01:20:16,239 --> 01:20:18,114
我不讓你們玩音樂的事

1726
01:20:18,115 --> 01:20:20,575
可能有點過頭了，好嗎？

1727
01:20:20,576 --> 01:20:22,494
你們可以表演    -讚啦

1728
01:20:22,495 --> 01:20:24,162
只能在國內，好嗎？

1729
01:20:24,163 --> 01:20:25,413
沒問題

1730
01:20:25,414 --> 01:20:26,873
我保證從今以後

1731
01:20:26,874 --> 01:20:28,250
會當個更稱職的爸爸

1732
01:20:28,251 --> 01:20:30,627
大衛，你在胡說什麼？

1733
01:20:30,628 --> 01:20:33,889
我們不可能找到比你還要好的爸爸

1734
01:20:34,882 --> 01:20:36,258
等我們到家

1735
01:20:36,259 --> 01:20:37,717
來個溫馨的家庭晚餐如何

1736
01:20:37,718 --> 01:20:39,594
這樣我們約會的時候

1737
01:20:39,595 --> 01:20:41,054
就能完全掌握小孩的行蹤了

1738
01:20:41,055 --> 01:20:42,565
好啊

1739
01:20:42,765 --> 01:20:44,307
我們表演得有夠讚，賽門

1740
01:20:44,308 --> 01:20:47,027
你有看到我嗎？我整個大爆發

1741
01:20:47,270 --> 01:20:48,270
我居然會說出這種話

1742
01:20:48,271 --> 01:20:50,981
不過我跟你們一起惹事挺樂的

1743
01:20:50,982 --> 01:20:54,109
這趟行程結束了，但只要有艾文在

1744
01:20:54,110 --> 01:20:55,777
惹事是少不了的

1745
01:20:55,778 --> 01:20:57,788
賽門，謝了    -我不是在誇獎你

1746
01:20:57,822 --> 01:21:00,207
天啊，你們剛剛好棒

1747
01:21:00,533 --> 01:21:01,834
你叫邁爾斯，對嗎？

1748
01:21:02,660 --> 01:21:04,369
你彈吉他好棒

1749
01:21:04,370 --> 01:21:06,079
謝謝，妳的酷歌…

1750
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:10,417
我是說…我喜歡…妳嘴裡出來的音樂…

1751
01:21:10,418 --> 01:21:12,177
昏倒

1752
01:21:13,087 --> 01:21:15,005
妳很棒    -謝謝

1753
01:21:15,006 --> 01:21:16,298
他把她唬過了

1754
01:21:16,299 --> 01:21:18,925
總之，我禮拜六晚上在洛杉磯

1755
01:21:18,926 --> 01:21:20,760
要參加一個趴

1756
01:21:20,761 --> 01:21:23,054
如果你想…    -絕對好啊

1757
01:21:23,055 --> 01:21:24,431
我絕對很想…

1758
01:21:24,432 --> 01:21:26,016
對，絕對好

1759
01:21:26,017 --> 01:21:29,936
好，那我們就絕對絕對那裡見囉

1760
01:21:29,937 --> 01:21:31,238
好

1761
01:21:31,480 --> 01:21:33,365
掰    -掰

1762
01:21:34,150 --> 01:21:35,743
邁爾斯，幹的好

1763
01:21:36,235 --> 01:21:37,819
真的很好

1764
01:21:37,820 --> 01:21:39,288
掰

1765
01:21:39,905 --> 01:21:41,281
好啊！    -準備好了嗎？

1766
01:21:41,282 --> 01:21:42,449
好了

1767
01:21:42,450 --> 01:21:43,751
大家掰

1768
01:21:45,119 --> 01:21:47,004
走吧，我們回家了

1769
01:21:47,705 --> 01:21:50,674
我們要提醒他我們被禁飛嗎？

1770
01:21:50,791 --> 01:21:52,635
絕對不要

1771
01:22:03,637 --> 01:22:06,273
“洛杉磯郡立法院”

1772
01:22:08,267 --> 01:22:10,185
這裡看起來不像家

1773
01:22:10,186 --> 01:22:11,186
確實不是

1774
01:22:11,187 --> 01:22:13,772
我們回家前還有一件要事要辦

1775
01:22:13,773 --> 01:22:16,441
大衛，我們都開三天車了

1776
01:22:16,442 --> 01:22:17,609
不能之後再辦嗎？

1777
01:22:17,610 --> 01:22:20,788
可惜不行，法院明天沒開

1778
01:22:20,988 --> 01:22:22,831
不好意思，什麼院？

1779
01:22:23,407 --> 01:22:25,033
我們要被關了嗎？

1780
01:22:25,034 --> 01:22:26,951
我們不是故意要害飛機迫降的

1781
01:22:26,952 --> 01:22:28,671
貨艙冷到爆炸

1782
01:22:28,954 --> 01:22:32,716
讓這張萌臉去坐牢你忍心嗎？

1783
01:22:34,293 --> 01:22:35,678
走吧

1784
01:22:37,505 --> 01:22:39,932
大衛塞維爾    -我就是

1785
01:22:40,174 --> 01:22:41,257
你簽名之後

1786
01:22:41,258 --> 01:22:43,885
就是同意要照顧並提供

1787
01:22:43,886 --> 01:22:46,679
健康、福利與教育需求

1788
01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:48,691
對象是艾文、賽門與喜多

1789
01:22:48,974 --> 01:22:50,141
我同意

1790
01:22:50,142 --> 01:22:51,309
艾文、賽門跟喜多

1791
01:22:51,310 --> 01:22:52,894
你們同意接受領養嗎？

1792
01:22:52,895 --> 01:22:54,363
領養？

1793
01:22:54,939 --> 01:22:56,782
我們來是為了這個？

1794
01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:59,776
你要領養我們？

1795
01:22:59,777 --> 01:23:01,120
你們說的沒錯

1796
01:23:01,445 --> 01:23:04,030
就算你們把我當成爸爸…

1797
01:23:04,031 --> 01:23:05,698
我也把你們當親生兒子

1798
01:23:05,699 --> 01:23:06,658
我們卻沒有讓這件事正式成立

1799
01:23:06,659 --> 01:23:08,493
所以我想說…

1800
01:23:08,494 --> 01:23:10,379
我們就讓它正式吧

1801
01:23:17,294 --> 01:23:18,586
花栗鼠們？

1802
01:23:18,587 --> 01:23:19,888
是？

1803
01:23:21,298 --> 01:23:25,602
你們還是得說“我同意”才能生效

1804
01:23:26,262 --> 01:23:28,689
對，我同意

1805
01:23:28,931 --> 01:23:30,598
對，我也是

1806
01:23:30,599 --> 01:23:33,569
1000％，根本沒這種數字

1807
01:23:34,687 --> 01:23:37,281
這表示我們正式是一家人囉？

1808
01:23:37,940 --> 01:23:39,607
今天…

1809
01:23:39,608 --> 01:23:41,901
大衛塞維爾正式領養

1810
01:23:41,902 --> 01:23:44,163
艾文、賽門與喜多當兒子

1811
01:23:44,196 --> 01:23:47,157
你們現在享有親生子女的法律權

1812
01:23:47,158 --> 01:23:48,584
不過是花栗鼠

1813
01:23:49,326 --> 01:23:53,163
我在此簽屬這份命令確認領養效力

1814
01:23:53,164 --> 01:23:54,205
恭喜

1815
01:23:54,206 --> 01:23:55,382
謝謝

1816
01:23:57,918 --> 01:23:59,836
太棒了，好啊

1817
01:23:59,837 --> 01:24:01,629
你們冷靜點

1818
01:24:01,630 --> 01:24:03,465
擊掌，法官，來

1819
01:24:03,466 --> 01:24:04,883
我好開心喔    -讚啦

1820
01:24:04,884 --> 01:24:05,967
大衛

1821
01:24:05,968 --> 01:24:08,428
水啦    -我們是一家人了

1822
01:24:08,429 --> 01:24:11,055
我們有爸爸了，合法的    -好

1823
01:24:11,056 --> 01:24:13,775
艾文，好了    -今天太棒了

1824
01:24:14,727 --> 01:24:16,612
他們很興奮    -太好了

1825
01:24:22,651 --> 01:24:24,319
正式合法老爸？

1826
01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:26,196
正式合法兒子，什麼事？

1827
01:24:26,197 --> 01:24:29,741
謝謝你這個最棒的正式合法老爸

1828
01:24:29,742 --> 01:24:32,452
你們三個是最棒的正式合法兒子

1829
01:24:32,453 --> 01:24:34,579
讓正式合法的老爸都求之不得

1830
01:24:34,580 --> 01:24:37,081
爸，你說這話好窩心

1831
01:24:37,082 --> 01:24:38,383
對啊

1832
01:24:38,626 --> 01:24:41,544
不過說真的，這是我最快樂的一天

1833
01:24:41,545 --> 01:24:44,014
什麼事都毀不掉

1834
01:24:48,844 --> 01:24:50,854
糟了

1835
01:24:51,305 --> 01:24:52,680
艾文

1836
01:24:52,681 --> 01:24:55,317
我完全忘了這回事了

1837
01:25:00,856 --> 01:25:03,992
艾文！

1838
01:25:15,412 --> 01:25:17,422
“瑟格斯人生”

1839
01:25:17,957 --> 01:25:19,800
游泳池在哪裡？

1840
01:25:22,628 --> 01:25:24,555
謝謝

1841
01:25:34,723 --> 01:25:36,358
老兄，壞消息

1842
01:25:36,767 --> 01:25:40,186
躺椅僅限飯店房客使用，快滾

1843
01:25:40,187 --> 01:25:41,229
好

1844
01:25:41,230 --> 01:25:43,523
我也有壞消息要給你，老兄

1845
01:25:43,524 --> 01:25:44,607
我不走

1846
01:25:44,608 --> 01:25:46,067
我剛剛被困在你們的電梯好幾小時

1847
01:25:46,068 --> 01:25:47,360
差點沒命，我的工作也可能飛了

1848
01:25:47,361 --> 01:25:50,989
所以我要躺在這裡，在游泳池旁休息

1849
01:25:50,990 --> 01:25:53,908
你有意見的話，就把我扛出去啊

1850
01:25:53,909 --> 01:25:56,911
把我扛出去啊！來啊！

1851
01:25:56,912 --> 01:25:58,714
好的    -來啊！

1852
01:26:02,209 --> 01:26:03,626
就是這個人

1853
01:26:03,627 --> 01:26:05,628
你嘛幫幫忙！

1854
01:26:05,629 --> 01:26:07,630
你們想怎樣？把我扛出去？真假？

1855
01:26:07,631 --> 01:26:09,048
好，你們要把我扛出去，好！

1856
01:26:09,049 --> 01:26:10,216
好，沒關係

1857
01:26:10,217 --> 01:26:12,260
我想放鬆一整天了

1858
01:26:12,261 --> 01:26:14,012
我是埃及豔后

1859
01:26:14,013 --> 01:26:15,179
飛啊

1860
01:26:15,180 --> 01:26:17,190
我要放鬆啦

1861
01:31:50,052 --> 01:31:51,353
翻譯：張倩茜