0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 1 00:00:40,977 --> 00:00:45,398 There's nothing like the experience of raising your first dog. 2 00:00:45,898 --> 00:00:48,609 The simple joy of walking side by side with your buddy... 3 00:00:48,776 --> 00:00:51,320 ...out in the fresh air, throwing a stick. 4 00:00:52,029 --> 00:00:56,409 Spending some quiet time, just you and your very best friend. 5 00:01:02,331 --> 00:01:05,418 Of course, that wasn't my experience. 6 00:01:05,793 --> 00:01:07,211 That kid's not even me. 7 00:01:12,133 --> 00:01:13,259 That's me. 8 00:01:13,426 --> 00:01:17,763 And that crazy hound I'm chasing is Marley, the world's worst dog. 9 00:01:17,930 --> 00:01:19,098 Sorry. 10 00:01:19,265 --> 00:01:20,600 Or so I thought. 11 00:01:20,766 --> 00:01:23,603 But our story begins before Marley was born... 12 00:01:24,061 --> 00:01:26,147 ...four years before, on my wedding day... 13 00:01:26,314 --> 00:01:29,525 ...which happened to be the day of the worst freak spring blizzard... 14 00:01:29,692 --> 00:01:33,404 ...in the history of southern Michigan, the same day our car broke down. 15 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:35,114 But we didn't care. 16 00:01:35,281 --> 00:01:37,533 Oh, God, that feels so good. 17 00:01:41,871 --> 00:01:45,333 So, what do you think that means, a blizzard on your wedding day? 18 00:01:45,499 --> 00:01:48,127 Is that good luck? Is that bad luck? 19 00:01:48,294 --> 00:01:50,463 I think it's good luck. 20 00:01:52,715 --> 00:01:55,176 - How did I get you? - What? 21 00:01:55,343 --> 00:01:59,138 Honestly, how did I...? How did I get that lucky? 22 00:01:59,305 --> 00:02:01,182 Well, you know... 23 00:02:01,807 --> 00:02:05,478 ...I get asked that question all the time. 24 00:02:05,895 --> 00:02:09,565 Come on. Are you kidding, honey? 25 00:02:09,732 --> 00:02:11,317 You're part of the plan. 26 00:02:11,484 --> 00:02:13,819 - The plan? - Mm. My plan. 27 00:02:14,278 --> 00:02:20,785 Step one, meet an incredibly sweet, smart, sexy man. 28 00:02:20,952 --> 00:02:23,287 Done. Step two? 29 00:02:23,454 --> 00:02:24,789 Marry you instead. 30 00:02:24,956 --> 00:02:27,583 - Oh. - Oh, now. 31 00:02:27,750 --> 00:02:28,918 Then step three... 32 00:02:29,085 --> 00:02:32,338 - I don't think I can take any more. - You don't want to hear step three? 33 00:02:32,505 --> 00:02:33,923 - What's step three? - It's easy. 34 00:02:34,090 --> 00:02:36,842 - Be gentle. - Move someplace warmer. 35 00:02:37,009 --> 00:02:38,803 I knew you were gonna say that. 36 00:03:59,842 --> 00:04:01,260 - Okay. - Thank you. 37 00:04:01,427 --> 00:04:04,722 - All right, you know you got this, right? - Oh, yeah. I got it. 38 00:04:04,889 --> 00:04:07,391 Who are you? - I'm John Grogan? 39 00:04:07,558 --> 00:04:10,978 No, you're John frigging Grogan, who's about to get a job as a reporter... 40 00:04:11,145 --> 00:04:14,774 ...for a major metropolitan newspaper. 41 00:04:14,941 --> 00:04:17,985 - I don't feel like getting out of the car. - Well, you have to. 42 00:04:18,152 --> 00:04:21,948 - Why don't we drive around the block? - No, baby. Come on, get out of the car. 43 00:04:22,114 --> 00:04:23,533 Get out. 44 00:04:25,201 --> 00:04:26,536 - Now, who am I again? - Oh, please. 45 00:04:26,702 --> 00:04:28,496 Ah. 46 00:04:29,121 --> 00:04:30,998 Sebastian says you won some award? 47 00:04:31,165 --> 00:04:32,959 Mitchy. Yeah, I have a Mitchy. 48 00:04:34,377 --> 00:04:36,963 It's like a Pulitzer, but from western Michigan. 49 00:04:37,129 --> 00:04:39,549 A Mitchy. 50 00:04:39,715 --> 00:04:44,929 So tell me, what made you leave the estimable Kalamazoo Gazette? 51 00:04:45,096 --> 00:04:51,269 Well, as you know, Sebastian and I were in college together, and he... He... 52 00:04:51,435 --> 00:04:53,771 He was always saying how great South Florida is... 53 00:04:53,938 --> 00:04:56,482 ...and that maybe my wife and I might enjoy it here... 54 00:04:56,649 --> 00:04:58,317 ...so we decided to come down here. 55 00:04:58,484 --> 00:05:00,987 - Are you a comedian too? - Excuse me? 56 00:05:01,153 --> 00:05:02,488 Like your friend over here? 57 00:05:03,531 --> 00:05:06,993 - No. - He's walking a very thin line. 58 00:05:07,159 --> 00:05:09,078 It's a good thing he knows how to write. 59 00:05:09,245 --> 00:05:11,622 So your wife is Jenny Havens? 60 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:15,585 Yes. Jenny Grogan, because we're married. She took my name. 61 00:05:15,751 --> 00:05:18,754 - She get the job at the Post? - Yes, she did. 62 00:05:18,921 --> 00:05:21,674 - Why didn't they want you over there? - Well, I didn't apply. 63 00:05:21,841 --> 00:05:25,261 Jenny's more of a feature writer, and I'm more of a straight news writer. 64 00:05:25,428 --> 00:05:27,513 I thought this would be a better fit for that. 65 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,391 Think you're better than the journalism-school graduates... 66 00:05:30,558 --> 00:05:32,768 ...that came here looking for work this morning? 67 00:05:32,935 --> 00:05:34,395 I don't know if I'm better. I... 68 00:05:34,562 --> 00:05:37,648 What I do know is that I have a tendency to surprise myself. 69 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:41,027 Ten years ago I was doing bong hits and playing "Donkey Kong. " 70 00:05:41,194 --> 00:05:45,698 I never dreamed I'd get into college, but I did, and I graduated with honors. 71 00:05:45,865 --> 00:05:48,868 And I never thought I'd get a job at a real newspaper, but I did. 72 00:05:49,035 --> 00:05:52,580 And I certainly never thought I'd get a girl like Jenny Havens to marry me... 73 00:05:52,747 --> 00:05:54,624 ...but I did. 74 00:05:57,752 --> 00:05:59,003 So? 75 00:05:59,170 --> 00:06:01,214 They already got a guy on the Metro desk. 76 00:06:01,422 --> 00:06:02,715 Oh. 77 00:06:02,882 --> 00:06:04,217 - Yeah. - I'm sorry, honey. 78 00:06:04,717 --> 00:06:08,554 So they're putting me on a little thing they like to call "Desert Storm. " 79 00:06:09,222 --> 00:06:10,640 - You got the job? - Got the job. 80 00:06:10,806 --> 00:06:12,433 You got the job, baby. 81 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:16,229 Oh, John Grogan, I knew it. I just knew it. 82 00:06:16,395 --> 00:06:18,898 Okay, look. Watch this. Look. 83 00:06:19,065 --> 00:06:21,734 See what happens? Job: Done. 84 00:06:21,901 --> 00:06:24,028 - So, what's next? Lunch? - House. 85 00:06:24,195 --> 00:06:25,780 - House. - House. 86 00:06:46,133 --> 00:06:48,427 That can transmit remote television pictures... 87 00:06:48,594 --> 00:06:50,429 ...of Iraqi ships and other targets. 88 00:06:50,596 --> 00:06:54,100 Did you get to the quote about the speed bumps yet? 89 00:06:55,101 --> 00:06:57,645 - "If they save even one life... " - "It would be worth it. 90 00:06:57,812 --> 00:07:01,190 And with that, Janet Dickerson's eyes filled with tears. " 91 00:07:01,357 --> 00:07:02,400 Filled with tears. 92 00:07:02,567 --> 00:07:04,569 - Do you like that or is it too corny? - Yeah. 93 00:07:04,735 --> 00:07:07,446 - No. - Is it a little over-the-top? 94 00:07:08,531 --> 00:07:11,242 Hey, honey, what happened to the, uh, Desert Storm piece? 95 00:07:11,784 --> 00:07:16,080 That's it. The injured girl's dad's in Kuwait. Is that not in there? 96 00:07:16,247 --> 00:07:19,292 Uh, uh-uh. I think they cut that. 97 00:07:19,792 --> 00:07:22,044 They even... They spelled your name wrong. 98 00:07:22,211 --> 00:07:25,089 - "John Gorgan. " - You're kidding. 99 00:07:25,256 --> 00:07:27,300 - Let me see that. Are you joking? - Forget it. 100 00:07:27,466 --> 00:07:31,345 You know what? It's good. It's really good. It's got the facts, it's got color. 101 00:07:31,512 --> 00:07:33,556 - It's a really solid piece. - Thanks. 102 00:07:33,723 --> 00:07:37,310 I tried to breathe some life into it, you know? 103 00:07:37,476 --> 00:07:38,811 Yes. 104 00:07:38,978 --> 00:07:41,314 I like this article. I'm almost done with yours. 105 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:44,358 This idea of voting machines sounds really efficient. 106 00:07:44,525 --> 00:07:45,985 When you get to the next page... 107 00:07:46,152 --> 00:07:48,988 ...you'll see that I talk about what could happen. 108 00:07:49,155 --> 00:07:51,490 Oh, okay, I see, it continues. 109 00:07:52,325 --> 00:07:54,035 Yeah. 110 00:07:55,494 --> 00:07:58,873 But actually, the rest of it is really just okay. 111 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:03,711 - It's actually kind of boring. - No, no, it's... I'm enjoying this. 112 00:08:04,962 --> 00:08:06,214 Wow. 113 00:08:06,380 --> 00:08:09,133 They really gave you a lot of space. 114 00:08:11,385 --> 00:08:15,097 Oh, damn. Killed another one. 115 00:08:15,598 --> 00:08:19,894 How am I ever supposed to take care of a kid if I can't even keep a plant alive? 116 00:08:20,061 --> 00:08:22,688 Well, what did you expect, man? You bought a house. 117 00:08:22,855 --> 00:08:25,858 - A house with a spare room. - What's the matter with a spare room? 118 00:08:26,025 --> 00:08:28,236 It's empty, John, that's what's wrong with it. 119 00:08:28,402 --> 00:08:29,862 And you know what else is empty? 120 00:08:30,029 --> 00:08:31,322 Her womb. 121 00:08:31,489 --> 00:08:32,949 I'm worried Jenny's at step seven. 122 00:08:33,115 --> 00:08:34,158 What? 123 00:08:34,325 --> 00:08:37,620 She's got her whole life organized and planned out according to these steps. 124 00:08:37,787 --> 00:08:40,039 Okay, that's scary. Unbelievable. 125 00:08:40,206 --> 00:08:41,541 You want my advice? 126 00:08:41,707 --> 00:08:43,793 Get her, like, a bird or a puppy or something. 127 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,002 What, like a parakeet? 128 00:08:45,169 --> 00:08:47,838 Something other than you that she has to take care of. 129 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:50,591 You got a kid, you're a dad. You're not you anymore. 130 00:08:50,758 --> 00:08:53,386 - You got a dog, you're a master. - Master. 131 00:08:53,553 --> 00:08:55,346 - You're still a guy. - Still got a life. 132 00:08:55,513 --> 00:08:57,932 - Exactly. - And a dog. 133 00:08:58,099 --> 00:09:00,893 Yeah, but you've stopped her clock for a few years. 134 00:09:01,060 --> 00:09:02,728 - I never had a dog. - Nothing to it. 135 00:09:02,895 --> 00:09:05,147 Feed them, walk them, let them out now and again. 136 00:09:05,314 --> 00:09:08,901 But it doesn't really matter. You're not gonna take care of it, Jenny is. 137 00:09:09,068 --> 00:09:10,695 Sebastian! - Yo. 138 00:09:10,862 --> 00:09:12,822 Your travel's been approved. Hit the road. 139 00:09:12,989 --> 00:09:15,533 - Where are you going? I'm going to Colombia. 140 00:09:16,325 --> 00:09:20,329 I got a guy down there that says he can put me next to Pablo Escobar. 141 00:09:20,496 --> 00:09:21,664 I'm doing a piece. 142 00:09:21,831 --> 00:09:25,585 I follow a single coca leaf from the jungle to the streets of Miami. 143 00:09:25,751 --> 00:09:28,546 Sounds like a good idea. You gotta be careful down there... 144 00:09:28,713 --> 00:09:30,339 Gorgan! 145 00:09:30,506 --> 00:09:34,427 - Grogan. - Grodin. A fire at the county dump. 146 00:09:34,594 --> 00:09:36,762 - Methane leak. - Methane? 147 00:09:36,929 --> 00:09:38,931 Yeah, I want two paragraphs for the blotter. 148 00:09:41,684 --> 00:09:43,019 Methane. 149 00:09:43,186 --> 00:09:45,354 Woodward and Bernstein, eat your heart out. 150 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,442 What kind of dog? 151 00:09:50,109 --> 00:09:52,278 - You remember Caroline? - The nurse? 152 00:09:52,445 --> 00:09:54,614 She was a nursery-school teacher, I don't know. 153 00:09:54,780 --> 00:09:58,576 Anyway, she had this great dog, Daisy. 154 00:09:58,743 --> 00:10:02,079 - It was a Labradoodle. - "Labradoodle"? 155 00:10:02,246 --> 00:10:05,791 - Maybe a Labrador. - All right, get her a Labrador. 156 00:10:05,958 --> 00:10:09,045 Supposed to be just like kids, only easier to train. 157 00:10:09,670 --> 00:10:12,715 "Labradoodle"? Come on. 158 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:24,393 - This does not smell like an IHOP. - We got a little surprise first. 159 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:25,603 Here we go. 160 00:10:25,770 --> 00:10:27,813 Now, I want you to walk right here, my dear. 161 00:10:27,980 --> 00:10:29,315 Okay. 162 00:10:29,482 --> 00:10:32,318 Come on. Oh, God. 163 00:10:32,485 --> 00:10:34,028 - Okay. - Are you Grogan? 164 00:10:34,195 --> 00:10:36,781 Yes. - Expected you an hour ago. 165 00:10:36,948 --> 00:10:40,034 You're gonna like this. Step up. It's all right. Okay? 166 00:10:40,201 --> 00:10:41,786 - Sorry about the mess. Okay. 167 00:10:41,953 --> 00:10:46,082 - And the noise. And the smell. - What's happening? 168 00:10:46,249 --> 00:10:48,042 Come on. 169 00:10:48,501 --> 00:10:50,169 - Can I look? - No, no. Almost, almost. 170 00:10:50,336 --> 00:10:51,963 - Okay. Okay, ready? - Really? 171 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:55,007 One, two, three, go. 172 00:10:55,174 --> 00:10:58,344 - Happy birthday. What? 173 00:10:58,511 --> 00:11:01,389 - God, they're adorable. - Get in. 174 00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:04,350 Oh, my... My birthday's not for a month. 175 00:11:04,517 --> 00:11:08,271 Oh, that's okay, they can't leave for three weeks anyway. 176 00:11:08,437 --> 00:11:12,859 - John, we didn't discuss this. - I know, but it was a surprise. You can't. 177 00:11:13,025 --> 00:11:15,862 Hi, guys. - Just rescued the mom last month. 178 00:11:16,028 --> 00:11:19,156 Family that gave her up didn't even know she was pregnant. 179 00:11:19,323 --> 00:11:21,951 - You sure we're ready for this? Well, like I told you... 180 00:11:22,118 --> 00:11:25,204 ...you gotta wait three weeks before you can bring them home. 181 00:11:25,371 --> 00:11:26,914 - I'm not even gonna be here. - Why? 182 00:11:27,081 --> 00:11:29,876 - I'll be in Gainesville, covering that trial. - Oh, that's okay. 183 00:11:30,042 --> 00:11:33,629 It'll give me a chance to bond with him and get a head start on training him. 184 00:11:33,796 --> 00:11:35,673 Get him squared away before you get home. 185 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:37,133 - That's true. - Yeah. 186 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:42,555 - Well, how are we gonna pick one? - Girls are 300, boys are 275. 187 00:11:42,722 --> 00:11:46,809 Except for that little guy there. Him you could have for 200 even. 188 00:11:46,976 --> 00:11:51,063 This one? You're so sweet. You're like a little clearance puppy. 189 00:11:51,230 --> 00:11:53,566 - Hello, puppy. This one likes you. 190 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:55,985 Clearance Puppy likes you. 191 00:11:56,235 --> 00:11:58,487 Well, that's your guy. 192 00:11:58,654 --> 00:12:01,073 Aw. I was gonna pick you anyway. 193 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,576 Don't tell anybody. Don't tell the others. 194 00:12:07,955 --> 00:12:11,250 Honey, be careful. - We gotta double-time it a little bit here. 195 00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:14,086 - I really wish I didn't have to go. - It's gonna be great. 196 00:12:14,253 --> 00:12:16,589 You spent eight months on this trial. I'm jealous. 197 00:12:16,756 --> 00:12:19,425 Really? Tax evasion? That's what makes you jealous? 198 00:12:19,592 --> 00:12:21,719 Well, it's sexier than speed bumps. 199 00:12:21,886 --> 00:12:24,555 - Call me the minute you get him home. - Okay. Okay. 200 00:12:24,722 --> 00:12:28,017 - We also have to come up with a name. - Yes, well, let's brainstorm it. 201 00:12:28,184 --> 00:12:30,603 I'll just call him Clearance Puppy till you get back. 202 00:12:30,770 --> 00:12:31,812 Are you gonna be okay? 203 00:12:31,979 --> 00:12:33,731 - Worried about me with a puppy? - I am. 204 00:12:33,898 --> 00:12:35,942 - Me, John frigging Grogan? Come on. - I know. 205 00:12:36,108 --> 00:12:39,403 - Goodbye. I love you. You look pretty. - Thank you. I love you. Bye. 206 00:12:44,784 --> 00:12:47,119 How you doing there, buddy? 207 00:12:47,286 --> 00:12:49,622 Kind of a big day for you. 208 00:12:51,874 --> 00:12:55,920 Let's listen to the radio. Awkward silences. 209 00:12:57,922 --> 00:12:59,799 You like that? You like Bob Marley? 210 00:13:01,133 --> 00:13:05,346 Bob. Would that be a good name? Bob. 211 00:13:05,513 --> 00:13:06,931 Bob. Come here, Bob. 212 00:13:07,098 --> 00:13:11,269 Or Robert when you got older? More dignified? 213 00:13:11,644 --> 00:13:14,564 Marley? You like that. 214 00:13:14,730 --> 00:13:16,315 That has a nice ring to it. 215 00:13:16,482 --> 00:13:18,609 Okay, whoa, come on. 216 00:13:18,776 --> 00:13:20,945 It's better if you ride shotgun... 217 00:13:21,112 --> 00:13:26,492 ...because we don't wanna have a car crash on our first real day together. 218 00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:34,083 Okay, come here. Come here. 219 00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:36,961 It's a big day. You can ride over here. 220 00:13:37,128 --> 00:13:40,923 Maybe it's okay today, just this one time. 221 00:13:42,675 --> 00:13:48,139 If we get pulled over, we explain. We explain what the circumstances are. 222 00:13:55,354 --> 00:13:58,274 - What happened? - The Millers got robbed. 223 00:13:58,441 --> 00:14:01,694 Again? Good thing I got a watchdog. 224 00:14:01,861 --> 00:14:03,279 Hey, buddy. 225 00:14:03,446 --> 00:14:05,948 - He's got some teeth. Oh, yeah. 226 00:14:06,532 --> 00:14:07,950 I'll just get him some water. 227 00:14:08,117 --> 00:14:10,203 You're not gonna keep him in the backyard. 228 00:14:10,369 --> 00:14:13,164 Gonna keep him in the garage till I get him housetrained. 229 00:14:13,581 --> 00:14:15,041 Hmm. 230 00:14:15,541 --> 00:14:18,336 Marley, no, no. Marley, Marley, Marley. Oh, no. 231 00:14:20,379 --> 00:14:24,133 Hey, you've had enough food, Marley. You've had two bowls of kibble. 232 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:27,386 You had half a seat belt in the car. 233 00:14:30,723 --> 00:14:33,267 How are you still eating? 234 00:14:36,729 --> 00:14:39,232 I don't understand where you can put it. 235 00:14:39,398 --> 00:14:43,778 And here's the little box where Marley is going to bunk down. 236 00:14:43,945 --> 00:14:47,240 Pretty cozy. All right, good night. 237 00:14:51,911 --> 00:14:55,790 You're gonna be okay. I'm just right inside. 238 00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:58,543 Sleep tight. 239 00:15:26,946 --> 00:15:28,990 All right. 240 00:15:30,575 --> 00:15:35,288 Come on, Marley. You're killing me, you know that? 241 00:15:51,304 --> 00:15:55,766 Oh, we've got some cleaning up to do before the missus gets back. 242 00:15:56,642 --> 00:15:58,144 All right. 243 00:15:58,311 --> 00:16:03,691 I'm off to the airport, and you're gonna ride out the rain right in your little box. 244 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:07,069 Just a little thunder. 245 00:16:08,154 --> 00:16:09,197 Back in a flash. 246 00:16:35,932 --> 00:16:36,974 Hi. - Get in here. 247 00:16:37,141 --> 00:16:38,726 Oh, my God. 248 00:16:41,312 --> 00:16:43,356 - Hi. - How are you? 249 00:16:43,523 --> 00:16:44,857 - How's my puppy? - I'm okay. 250 00:16:45,024 --> 00:16:48,945 A little tired, but I'm trying to stay dry. 251 00:16:49,111 --> 00:16:51,531 - Really, how is he? - He's waiting for you. 252 00:17:04,669 --> 00:17:09,340 Do you hear that? Is that...? I think that's Marley. 253 00:17:16,556 --> 00:17:20,309 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Look at this. 254 00:17:21,185 --> 00:17:23,980 - This is not how I left it. - How long did you leave him here? 255 00:17:24,146 --> 00:17:27,316 I left him for maybe an hour, tops. Did he eat the dry wall? 256 00:17:28,901 --> 00:17:33,281 - Oh, that's not right. - That's... One little dog did that. 257 00:17:33,447 --> 00:17:35,992 Oh, honey, you're shaking. 258 00:17:36,158 --> 00:17:39,328 Does thunder scare you, mister? 259 00:17:40,413 --> 00:17:42,164 Sweet boy. 260 00:17:42,582 --> 00:17:44,667 Oh, look at us. 261 00:17:45,334 --> 00:17:46,544 Oh. 262 00:17:46,878 --> 00:17:50,256 So I'm in this cave, and I can feel the machine guns. 263 00:17:50,423 --> 00:17:52,216 There's like nine of them around me. 264 00:17:52,383 --> 00:17:54,886 - What, like AK-47s? - Kalashnikovs. 265 00:17:55,052 --> 00:17:56,846 - Then Escobar comes in and says... - Escobar? 266 00:17:58,347 --> 00:18:02,018 Yeah, he says, "I read your piece on Qaddafi... 267 00:18:02,185 --> 00:18:05,104 ...and I think you captured his narcissism perfectly. " 268 00:18:06,105 --> 00:18:08,858 - Can you believe that? - Some of it. 269 00:18:09,317 --> 00:18:10,776 I wish you could've been there. 270 00:18:10,943 --> 00:18:14,614 But who's gonna cover the power struggle down at the Rotary club in Delray? 271 00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:17,033 Oh, it's been just crazy. 272 00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:19,785 - Your time will come, amigo. - I'll drink to that. 273 00:18:19,952 --> 00:18:22,872 That was crazy. Oh, my God. 274 00:18:24,665 --> 00:18:27,084 - Oh, my God. - That is the cutest thing I've ever seen. 275 00:18:27,251 --> 00:18:28,544 Say hello, Marley. 276 00:18:28,711 --> 00:18:30,922 Can I hold him? - Of course. Here you go. 277 00:18:31,088 --> 00:18:33,716 You're so cute. - Oh, I love their puppy breath. 278 00:18:33,883 --> 00:18:35,676 - Ahem. - Oh. 279 00:18:35,843 --> 00:18:37,970 Have you guys met my buddy Sebastian? 280 00:18:38,137 --> 00:18:39,764 Sebastian, Viviana. Nice to meet you. 281 00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:41,224 Hi. - Hi, I'm Shannon. 282 00:18:41,390 --> 00:18:43,476 - Hey, he's a beauty, isn't he? He's adorable. 283 00:18:43,643 --> 00:18:46,979 I actually think the "puppy instead of a baby" idea is working. 284 00:18:47,146 --> 00:18:48,898 Yeah, it's certainly working for me. 285 00:18:49,065 --> 00:18:51,651 Can I take him home? You're so cute, yes, you are. 286 00:18:51,817 --> 00:18:55,279 I can't let you have the puppy, but you might have a shot with the big dog. 287 00:18:55,446 --> 00:18:56,822 - Oh, yeah? - I'm easy. 288 00:18:56,989 --> 00:18:59,825 Oh, you're easy? - And I do tricks. I'm paper-trained. 289 00:19:02,328 --> 00:19:03,955 Oh, no, no. 290 00:19:04,121 --> 00:19:05,164 Oh, my God. Marley. 291 00:19:05,331 --> 00:19:07,500 - Marley! Come back, puppy. 292 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,126 Marley! Marley! 293 00:19:16,717 --> 00:19:18,344 Marley! 294 00:19:19,136 --> 00:19:20,930 Marley! Marley! 295 00:19:27,061 --> 00:19:30,189 - Marley! - Marley! 296 00:19:37,405 --> 00:19:39,824 Got him. Thanks. - You have to be more careful, man. 297 00:19:39,991 --> 00:19:43,703 It's our first week together, so we're still working out the kinks. 298 00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:46,873 You shouldn't bring a dog to the dog beach until he's trained. 299 00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:48,708 Okay, can I get the dog back? 300 00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:52,044 Never let him off leash unless you have complete confidence. 301 00:19:52,211 --> 00:19:55,339 This is the only beach in two counties where dogs aren't banned. 302 00:19:55,506 --> 00:19:59,093 Cops see anybody peeing or pooping down by the water, they'll shut us down. 303 00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:00,303 Heh, heh. 304 00:20:00,469 --> 00:20:01,888 Why is that funny to you? 305 00:20:03,472 --> 00:20:05,224 I'm just very immature. 306 00:20:06,559 --> 00:20:07,935 Calvin! 307 00:20:09,604 --> 00:20:14,233 See? Aren't you glad you're not Calvin? See how easy you got it? 308 00:20:17,361 --> 00:20:18,404 Marley, stop. 309 00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:21,908 Marley. Marley. 310 00:20:22,533 --> 00:20:24,535 Honey, the dog's got my... 311 00:20:24,702 --> 00:20:26,579 Marley, no. 312 00:20:27,496 --> 00:20:30,708 Marley, you can't go through a screen door. 313 00:20:41,886 --> 00:20:42,929 Hey, Steve. 314 00:20:43,095 --> 00:20:45,515 - Happy Thanksgiving. - You too. 315 00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:47,558 Marley. 316 00:20:50,102 --> 00:20:53,814 It just seems like there's other guys. Don't understand why you thought of me. 317 00:20:53,981 --> 00:20:57,276 - I'm in a bind. - Yeah, but I'm a reporter, not a columnist. 318 00:20:57,443 --> 00:20:59,570 John, you'll get better pay. 319 00:20:59,737 --> 00:21:02,698 You can pick your own hours and choose your own topics. 320 00:21:03,324 --> 00:21:04,408 Why are you hesitating? 321 00:21:04,575 --> 00:21:06,285 - I'm thinking. - No, you're hesitating. 322 00:21:06,452 --> 00:21:08,621 I'm offering a promotion, and you're hesitating. 323 00:21:08,788 --> 00:21:10,790 I never saw myself as a columnist. 324 00:21:10,957 --> 00:21:14,752 Oh, well, think of it as one of those times when you surprise yourself. 325 00:21:14,919 --> 00:21:15,962 Okay. 326 00:21:16,128 --> 00:21:19,423 It's only a couple of times a week until I get a replacement for Jerry. 327 00:21:19,590 --> 00:21:22,385 Then you can go back to doing whatever it was you were doing. 328 00:21:22,552 --> 00:21:26,305 - What were you doing? - Obituaries, methane leaks. 329 00:21:26,472 --> 00:21:27,974 - Are you okay with this? - Yes. 330 00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:29,225 You don't seem thrilled. 331 00:21:29,392 --> 00:21:32,311 - No, it's a promotion. - We can take away the raise if you like. 332 00:21:32,478 --> 00:21:34,438 No, no, I'm... Thank you. 333 00:21:34,605 --> 00:21:36,899 All right, now you're talking. Go on, get to work. 334 00:21:37,567 --> 00:21:41,279 Marley. I think he dislocated my shoulder. 335 00:21:41,445 --> 00:21:46,075 He doesn't even heel. Doesn't walk, he just sprints. 336 00:21:46,659 --> 00:21:49,161 Marley. God. 337 00:21:49,328 --> 00:21:52,206 Marley, stop. Down here. Come on. 338 00:21:52,373 --> 00:21:54,584 I had to pull him off three dogs today. 339 00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:57,003 - Poodles? - Among others. 340 00:21:57,169 --> 00:21:59,338 I say we give him away to a farm. 341 00:21:59,505 --> 00:22:03,050 Isn't that usually what you do with dogs that are out of control? 342 00:22:03,217 --> 00:22:06,220 Well, usually you train them. 343 00:22:06,387 --> 00:22:08,890 Or you train them. Come on, down. Come on. 344 00:22:09,056 --> 00:22:10,975 What are you doing? 345 00:22:11,976 --> 00:22:14,187 Arnie gave me a column. 346 00:22:14,353 --> 00:22:17,565 Are you kidding? Baby, that's great. 347 00:22:17,732 --> 00:22:19,025 Oh, yeah, it's a big honor. 348 00:22:19,192 --> 00:22:23,362 I get to write about zoning laws and give my opinion on yard sales. 349 00:22:23,529 --> 00:22:26,657 Whoa, down, boy. Easy with the enthusiasm. 350 00:22:26,824 --> 00:22:30,286 No, it's just I don't even read this crap when other people write it. 351 00:22:30,453 --> 00:22:34,624 Now I'm supposed to, you know, write two columns a week? 352 00:22:34,790 --> 00:22:37,251 And you've got nothing for Tuesday. 353 00:22:37,418 --> 00:22:42,423 - No, I got nothing for Tuesday. - I bet you're gonna think of something. 354 00:22:43,591 --> 00:22:48,137 See, this gives me a little inspiration, but it's not for a column. It's more like... 355 00:22:48,471 --> 00:22:50,806 Look at Marley. Now he's eating the floor. 356 00:22:50,973 --> 00:22:53,059 Marley, stop. 357 00:22:53,851 --> 00:22:55,770 Marley, you're incorrigible. 358 00:22:55,937 --> 00:23:00,650 "Incorrigible. " I don't believe in that word. Every dog wants to learn. 359 00:23:00,816 --> 00:23:02,610 Hey, come here, baby. 360 00:23:02,777 --> 00:23:07,198 Yes, you're a good girl. You're a good girl, yes, you are. 361 00:23:07,365 --> 00:23:10,243 Of course, they can't learn if their parents are weak-willed. 362 00:23:10,409 --> 00:23:12,828 Yeah, well, I'm pretty strong-willed, but... 363 00:23:13,329 --> 00:23:16,332 - Marley. Sorry. - Say hello to Marley. 364 00:23:16,499 --> 00:23:18,751 So which of you is gonna be the trainer? 365 00:23:18,918 --> 00:23:21,879 We both thought we would. We'd like him to listen to both of us. 366 00:23:22,046 --> 00:23:23,214 We're married, so yeah. 367 00:23:23,381 --> 00:23:26,259 No, no, no. A dog can only have one master. 368 00:23:26,425 --> 00:23:28,928 Which one of you has the most natural authority... 369 00:23:29,095 --> 00:23:30,596 ...in your own relationship? 370 00:23:31,973 --> 00:23:34,392 Well, maybe I'll stand over there for the beginning. 371 00:23:34,559 --> 00:23:36,561 I thought so. Shall we? 372 00:23:38,896 --> 00:23:41,941 Jeez. - All right. Sit. 373 00:23:42,108 --> 00:23:43,192 Sit. Sit. 374 00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:44,402 Sit... Oof. 375 00:23:45,570 --> 00:23:48,906 Sit. Marley. Okay, Marley. Marley, sit. 376 00:23:49,073 --> 00:23:52,243 This, class, is a classic example... 377 00:23:52,410 --> 00:23:55,955 ...of a dog who has foolishly been allowed to believe... 378 00:23:56,122 --> 00:23:59,625 ...he is the alpha male of the pack. 379 00:23:59,792 --> 00:24:02,712 And therefore, he can never be a happy animal. 380 00:24:02,879 --> 00:24:05,214 Yeah, he looks pretty miserable. 381 00:24:05,631 --> 00:24:07,925 You, joker. 382 00:24:08,426 --> 00:24:11,637 Rotate in. And lose the sunglasses. 383 00:24:11,804 --> 00:24:13,723 A dog likes to be looked at in the eye. 384 00:24:15,725 --> 00:24:16,976 - I got it. Okay. - Okay. 385 00:24:17,143 --> 00:24:18,644 - You got him? Okay. - Yep. 386 00:24:18,811 --> 00:24:20,980 So collar your dogs. 387 00:24:23,608 --> 00:24:24,942 Good boy. 388 00:24:26,611 --> 00:24:30,990 All right, dogs on the left. On the count of three. 389 00:24:31,157 --> 00:24:34,118 One, two, three. Let's go. 390 00:24:34,702 --> 00:24:35,745 Walk. Walk. 391 00:24:35,912 --> 00:24:36,996 Very nice. Heel. 392 00:24:37,580 --> 00:24:39,832 - Go. Very good. 393 00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:42,460 Good. 394 00:24:42,835 --> 00:24:46,756 Hey. Correct him. Rein in that dog. 395 00:24:46,923 --> 00:24:50,927 All right. All right, class. Come on, let's line up again. 396 00:24:51,636 --> 00:24:56,641 Class, it's a simple question of having confidence in your own authority. 397 00:24:56,807 --> 00:25:01,145 I shall now demonstrate a simple walk, all right? 398 00:25:01,562 --> 00:25:03,564 Come here. Mr. Grogan. 399 00:25:03,731 --> 00:25:05,942 - Sorry. - May I? 400 00:25:06,108 --> 00:25:11,030 All right, even an unruly dog likes to obey his leader. 401 00:25:11,697 --> 00:25:14,992 Marley, heel. 402 00:25:17,203 --> 00:25:18,663 There. 403 00:25:18,829 --> 00:25:24,210 Marley. Marley. Marley! Marley! 404 00:25:26,379 --> 00:25:28,297 Marley. 405 00:25:35,638 --> 00:25:37,181 Careful. Marley, no! Marley! 406 00:25:44,021 --> 00:25:46,691 - Are you okay? - That's it. He is out. 407 00:25:46,858 --> 00:25:51,904 - He usually only does this with poodles. - That dog is a bad influence on the others. 408 00:25:52,905 --> 00:25:55,825 No. Leg humping is like a virus. 409 00:25:55,992 --> 00:25:58,661 Once it takes hold of the group... No. 410 00:25:58,828 --> 00:26:01,205 Okay. - He has got to go. 411 00:26:01,831 --> 00:26:04,250 It was maybe your hair. 412 00:26:04,417 --> 00:26:05,751 It reminded him of a poodle. 413 00:26:05,918 --> 00:26:09,088 - Never bring him back. - Okay. 414 00:26:09,463 --> 00:26:11,799 Right from the beginning, she had me in her sights. 415 00:26:11,966 --> 00:26:14,886 - I know, she really did. - Marley wouldn't take any of her crap. 416 00:26:15,052 --> 00:26:20,224 That's why he got kicked out. You are now the world's worst dog. 417 00:26:20,391 --> 00:26:22,435 You've been kicked out of obedience school. 418 00:26:22,602 --> 00:26:25,438 You know, there is something else that we could do. 419 00:26:25,605 --> 00:26:28,608 No, I know, we just... We get an... 420 00:26:30,109 --> 00:26:32,653 No, no, no. 421 00:26:32,820 --> 00:26:35,281 I'm smiling, but I'm serious. No. 422 00:26:36,908 --> 00:26:41,871 It's not gonna be so bad, buddy. You'll see. Sex is overrated. 423 00:26:43,331 --> 00:26:47,126 I can't tell you that, because you know it's a lie. 424 00:26:47,293 --> 00:26:49,212 Poor son of a bitch. 425 00:26:49,378 --> 00:26:52,965 Okay, you wanna come up? Yeah, that's the least I can do. 426 00:26:53,633 --> 00:26:55,259 - Get a little fresh air. - Marley. 427 00:26:56,010 --> 00:26:59,222 Oh, gosh, it's like he's walking the plank. 428 00:26:59,388 --> 00:27:01,349 That's what breaks my heart. He's so happy. 429 00:27:01,516 --> 00:27:04,810 - He doesn't know what's coming. - Honey, he's gonna be fine. 430 00:27:05,561 --> 00:27:09,815 - Oh, no, no, now I'm getting nervous. - He's okay. He's just getting a little air. 431 00:27:14,403 --> 00:27:15,947 It's like Of Mice and Men. 432 00:27:16,989 --> 00:27:19,492 - Whoa, Marley. - Oh! John, please, grab him. 433 00:27:21,118 --> 00:27:23,162 - Oh, my God. - He's making a break for it. 434 00:27:23,329 --> 00:27:25,915 - Marley! - He's onto our evil plan. 435 00:27:26,082 --> 00:27:28,167 - Pull over. - I can't stop here. I can't. 436 00:27:28,334 --> 00:27:32,296 - Honey, pull over. - I'm trying to. There's a ton of traffic. 437 00:27:35,633 --> 00:27:38,427 - Come on, pull over. - All right, all right, all right. 438 00:27:40,263 --> 00:27:41,430 Oh, jeez. 439 00:27:41,597 --> 00:27:43,808 - I need a little help here. - I know. 440 00:27:43,975 --> 00:27:45,434 - Hey. Get a leash. Oh, shut up. 441 00:27:45,601 --> 00:27:49,480 Hey, he's losing his balls today. Cut him some slack. 442 00:27:49,647 --> 00:27:51,607 - Got him? Careful, careful. - I got him. 443 00:27:57,864 --> 00:28:02,034 And this is a rough draft because I want... I'd like to take another pass at it. 444 00:28:05,538 --> 00:28:07,373 The beginning, I think I might wanna... 445 00:28:07,540 --> 00:28:11,294 I think we can maybe lose that because I think it gets a little bit jokey. 446 00:28:13,129 --> 00:28:15,381 I just reread it. I didn't think it worked at all. 447 00:28:15,548 --> 00:28:18,217 - I'm sorry. I'm gonna do the zoning piece. - Wait a minute. 448 00:28:18,384 --> 00:28:21,554 What are you apologizing for? This stuff is hysterical. 449 00:28:21,721 --> 00:28:24,182 - Really? - I'm laughing my head off at this. 450 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:28,436 Getting kicked out of obedience school, the humping, the great escape. 451 00:28:28,603 --> 00:28:31,480 That's really funny stuff. I'm laughing my ass off. 452 00:28:31,647 --> 00:28:35,401 It's hysterical stuff. Run it the way it is. 453 00:28:37,695 --> 00:28:39,530 Thanks. 454 00:28:39,697 --> 00:28:42,700 Listen, you know what makes it work? 455 00:28:42,867 --> 00:28:45,244 What makes it work is that you put yourself into it. 456 00:28:45,411 --> 00:28:47,038 - I like that. - Good. 457 00:28:47,205 --> 00:28:49,081 Look, I know you're a reporter and all... 458 00:28:49,248 --> 00:28:51,417 ...but could you do a few more like this? 459 00:28:51,584 --> 00:28:52,919 - Sure. - Great. 460 00:28:53,085 --> 00:28:56,547 - Okay, great. - And tell your dog not to feel too bad. 461 00:28:56,714 --> 00:28:59,675 Sooner or later, we all lose our balls. 462 00:28:59,842 --> 00:29:02,136 Right. Good to know. 463 00:29:23,783 --> 00:29:27,119 Woke up to a kiss from Marley. Went for a walk that turned into a run. 464 00:29:27,286 --> 00:29:30,206 Took an airboat ride. Wrote about the death of the Everglades. 465 00:29:30,373 --> 00:29:33,459 Planted an orange tree in the backyard. Threw sticks in the park. 466 00:29:33,626 --> 00:29:34,710 Watched him swim. 467 00:29:34,877 --> 00:29:38,798 Watched him steal some guy's Frisbee. Bought new Frisbee. Gave Marley a bath. 468 00:29:38,965 --> 00:29:42,552 Went to work with writer's block. Hoped for inspiration to strike, nada. 469 00:29:42,718 --> 00:29:46,055 Got a new shirt. Got a new keyboard. Got the same old paycheck. 470 00:29:46,222 --> 00:29:48,975 Went windsurfing with Sebastian. Met his new girlfriend. 471 00:29:49,141 --> 00:29:50,601 Met his other new girlfriend. 472 00:29:50,768 --> 00:29:54,313 Watched models posing in the surf. Wrote about the growth of South Beach. 473 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,275 Interviewed Gloria and Emilio Estefan at the Cardozo Hotel. 474 00:29:57,441 --> 00:29:59,485 Introduced Jenny, who gushed like a teenager. 475 00:29:59,652 --> 00:30:02,154 Went shopping. Bought a Sharper Image pillow. 476 00:30:02,321 --> 00:30:06,158 Slept like a baby. Caught Marley eating the pillow. Hid the evidence from Jenny. 477 00:30:06,325 --> 00:30:08,786 Cleaned up Marley's vomit. Helped Jenny make dinner. 478 00:30:08,953 --> 00:30:11,247 Overcooked the spaghetti. Got into a food fight. 479 00:30:11,414 --> 00:30:14,166 Proofread Jenny's column. Read Sebastian's latest opus. 480 00:30:14,333 --> 00:30:16,586 Went running with Marley to burn off frustration. 481 00:30:16,752 --> 00:30:19,338 Didn't see him chew the leash. Chased him 15 blocks. 482 00:30:19,505 --> 00:30:21,132 Had to call Jenny for a ride. 483 00:30:21,299 --> 00:30:24,260 Wrote a column about gas prices. Wrote about water prices. 484 00:30:24,427 --> 00:30:27,680 Found one tiny orange on our tree. Jenny very pleased with herself. 485 00:30:27,847 --> 00:30:31,475 Found my first gray hair. Found Jenny's first. Bought Jenny flowers. 486 00:30:31,642 --> 00:30:35,021 Rescued our new mailman from Marley. Rescued the UPS guy from Marley. 487 00:30:35,188 --> 00:30:36,355 Invited my parents. 488 00:30:36,522 --> 00:30:40,193 Took them out to dinner at a cool place. Got in a fight with Dad over the check. 489 00:30:40,359 --> 00:30:43,529 Got in a fight about money. Got in a fight with Jenny about fighting. 490 00:30:43,696 --> 00:30:47,158 Drove my parents. Listened to them complain about not having grandchildren. 491 00:30:47,325 --> 00:30:49,202 Tracked a hurricane heading for Florida. 492 00:30:49,368 --> 00:30:52,705 Hid in the bathroom during the hurricane. Sat in the dark for three days. 493 00:30:52,872 --> 00:30:55,708 Wrote a column about looters. Wrote about volunteers. 494 00:30:55,875 --> 00:30:59,503 Wrote about air conditioning. Watched Marley dig for treasure. 495 00:30:59,670 --> 00:31:02,256 Spent Christmas with Jen's sister and family in Orlando. 496 00:31:02,423 --> 00:31:04,717 Left Marley at their house to go to Disney World. 497 00:31:04,884 --> 00:31:06,636 Had to buy them new baby furniture. 498 00:31:06,802 --> 00:31:09,847 Saw Jen light up around the girls. Got a flat driving home. 499 00:31:10,014 --> 00:31:12,850 Wrote a column about state troopers. Wrote about tollbooths. 500 00:31:13,017 --> 00:31:16,687 Went to dinner to celebrate Jenny's raise. Tied Marley to the table. 501 00:31:19,273 --> 00:31:20,399 Marley, come here. 502 00:31:20,566 --> 00:31:21,984 Chased Marley and the table. 503 00:31:22,151 --> 00:31:25,029 Caught the table. Wrote about Marley pulling the table. 504 00:31:25,196 --> 00:31:28,241 Tried to write a column about anything but Marley, nada. 505 00:31:28,407 --> 00:31:30,701 Picked oranges from our tree. Made orange juice. 506 00:31:30,868 --> 00:31:34,205 Drove down to Miami for Bark in the Park night at the Marlins game. 507 00:31:34,372 --> 00:31:36,415 Brought Marley, who turned out to be a fan. 508 00:31:36,582 --> 00:31:38,918 Tried to stop him chasing a ball in the stands. 509 00:31:39,085 --> 00:31:42,505 Tried to stop him chasing a ball on the field. Wrote about the ball game. 510 00:31:42,672 --> 00:31:45,383 Took crap from Sebastian about it. Met his new girlfriend. 511 00:31:45,550 --> 00:31:48,678 Can't remember her name. Went snorkeling. Cut my leg on coral. 512 00:31:48,845 --> 00:31:51,597 Went to the emergency room. Wrote a column about hospitals. 513 00:31:51,764 --> 00:31:54,433 Went to an Easter-egg hunt at Jenny's boss's in Boca. 514 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:58,062 Drank mimosas. Met a doctor who does three liposuctions a day. 515 00:31:58,229 --> 00:32:01,858 Wrote a column about nannies in Boca. Wrote a column about women of Boca. 516 00:32:02,608 --> 00:32:04,402 Wrote a column about writing columns. 517 00:32:04,777 --> 00:32:07,113 Came home to find Jenny dancing with Marley. 518 00:32:10,783 --> 00:32:14,161 Tried to think of reasons not to have a baby now... 519 00:32:14,328 --> 00:32:15,997 ...nada. 520 00:32:18,916 --> 00:32:20,793 Why don't you just let him off the leash? 521 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,213 Because although I love him, I don't trust him. 522 00:32:24,380 --> 00:32:26,591 It's been two years. He's never had an accident. 523 00:32:26,757 --> 00:32:28,342 Because I never let him off leash. 524 00:32:28,509 --> 00:32:32,430 We're not gonna be the guys who get Dog Beach shut down, are we, Marley? 525 00:32:32,597 --> 00:32:33,723 Nope. 526 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,226 Okay, so, what's next? 527 00:32:37,393 --> 00:32:38,853 Um... 528 00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:41,314 - Ice cream? - No, I mean on your list. 529 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,940 - My list? - Jen, the list. 530 00:32:43,107 --> 00:32:46,152 Your play list you had when we got married that had the game plan. 531 00:32:46,319 --> 00:32:48,529 - It was basically my marching orders. - My plan? 532 00:32:48,696 --> 00:32:52,491 Your plan. I wanna know what's next. Scare me. 533 00:32:52,658 --> 00:32:55,077 You really wanna know? - Hit me. 534 00:32:55,244 --> 00:32:58,456 Well, it's a tossup between a new roof... 535 00:32:58,623 --> 00:32:59,749 Very practical. 536 00:33:00,499 --> 00:33:01,751 - And, uh... 537 00:33:01,918 --> 00:33:03,753 And a baby. 538 00:33:11,511 --> 00:33:14,013 I could live with a few leaks. 539 00:33:14,514 --> 00:33:17,016 - Really? - Yeah, a couple. 540 00:33:17,183 --> 00:33:19,852 But you know, a couple leaks turn into maybe one big leak. 541 00:33:20,019 --> 00:33:22,980 And then that big leak becomes a very big responsibility. 542 00:33:23,147 --> 00:33:24,190 That's true. 543 00:33:24,357 --> 00:33:27,360 We may wanna think about fixing a lot of things before we start... 544 00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:28,903 Well, we already fixed Marley. 545 00:33:29,070 --> 00:33:32,532 If we fix too many more things, I think this conversation becomes moot. 546 00:33:32,698 --> 00:33:35,326 John, are you serious? 547 00:33:35,493 --> 00:33:37,870 Yeah. I think so. 548 00:33:38,037 --> 00:33:40,498 You realize we're not talking about an actual roof? 549 00:33:40,665 --> 00:33:43,668 Yes, I got that. About halfway through, I picked it up. 550 00:33:43,834 --> 00:33:44,961 Good metaphor, though. 551 00:33:45,127 --> 00:33:48,047 You're not just saying this because it'll lead to funny columns? 552 00:33:48,214 --> 00:33:51,467 Well, I mean, honey, come on. I mean, if I get some funny columns... 553 00:33:51,634 --> 00:33:54,220 ...that's collateral damage I think we can live with. 554 00:33:54,387 --> 00:33:57,390 I mean, I'm ready. I mean, if you are. 555 00:33:58,099 --> 00:33:59,725 Instead of trying to have a baby... 556 00:33:59,892 --> 00:34:04,063 ...why don't we just stop trying not to have one? 557 00:34:04,230 --> 00:34:06,941 Okay, if I'm following you correctly, and I think I am... 558 00:34:07,108 --> 00:34:10,486 ...this is the part where we head back, we take it off, and we get it on. 559 00:34:10,653 --> 00:34:13,447 Yes, but you'll... It'll have a little more romance than that. 560 00:34:13,614 --> 00:34:15,950 Yeah, we'll get some candles, some Sade. Of course. 561 00:34:16,117 --> 00:34:17,577 - Come on. - Sade. 562 00:34:23,624 --> 00:34:24,667 - Honey? - Yeah. 563 00:34:24,834 --> 00:34:27,128 Did you have kibble today? 564 00:34:27,295 --> 00:34:29,297 Marley, come on. Marley, go. 565 00:34:29,463 --> 00:34:31,591 He's a dog. He won't know what he's looking at. 566 00:34:31,757 --> 00:34:34,260 Trust me, he knows, and he resents the hell out of me. 567 00:34:34,427 --> 00:34:36,971 - Go on, Marley. You have to go. - Oh, baby, please focus. 568 00:34:37,138 --> 00:34:38,973 Okay, you're right. 569 00:34:44,228 --> 00:34:47,523 Good. Good. It's even better than the last one. 570 00:34:47,690 --> 00:34:49,692 - Thank you. - You're very good, Gorgan. 571 00:34:50,318 --> 00:34:53,571 I like that piece you did in Boca on the woman. What did you call her? 572 00:34:53,738 --> 00:34:55,281 - Bocahontas. - Bocahontas. 573 00:34:55,448 --> 00:34:57,658 Is that true? She had her boobs done four times? 574 00:34:57,825 --> 00:35:00,119 - That's what she said. - Hysterical. 575 00:35:00,286 --> 00:35:03,122 And is that true about you and your wife trying to have a kid? 576 00:35:03,289 --> 00:35:06,542 Well, you know, we're not really trying, because we don't wanna... 577 00:35:06,709 --> 00:35:08,461 - How does that work? - What do you mean? 578 00:35:08,628 --> 00:35:10,755 - Well, I mean, are you having sex? - Yeah. 579 00:35:10,922 --> 00:35:13,007 - Did you pull the goalie? - Yeah. 580 00:35:13,174 --> 00:35:16,969 Then you're trying. Congratulations. Good work. 581 00:35:17,470 --> 00:35:19,847 You're not "trying" trying. - Oh, yeah. 582 00:35:20,014 --> 00:35:22,475 Of course, you'd know that if you ever read my column. 583 00:35:22,642 --> 00:35:25,645 All due respect, but does anybody ever read your column? 584 00:35:25,811 --> 00:35:29,357 Come on, I bring Marley here to help you run your game on these poor girls... 585 00:35:29,524 --> 00:35:31,067 ...and this is the thanks we get. 586 00:35:31,484 --> 00:35:34,195 - How long you been at it? - A few months. 587 00:35:34,362 --> 00:35:37,114 - What changed your mind? - Well, here's the thing. 588 00:35:37,281 --> 00:35:42,495 I'm actually married to someone, and I care about what she wants. 589 00:35:42,662 --> 00:35:45,998 - Well, is it what you want? - Yeah. 590 00:35:46,499 --> 00:35:50,503 - I guess that answers my other question. - Yeah? 591 00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:54,507 I'm about to do a piece on the growth of the domestic drug trade for The Times. 592 00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:56,592 You're freelancing for The New York Times? 593 00:35:56,759 --> 00:36:00,388 Yeah, yeah, but it's a big story, too big for one guy... 594 00:36:00,555 --> 00:36:02,974 ...and I was hoping you'd write it with me. 595 00:36:04,517 --> 00:36:06,519 Are you kidding me? 596 00:36:06,686 --> 00:36:09,856 - It would be a chance to work together. - Yeah, I would love that. 597 00:36:10,022 --> 00:36:12,733 Of course, it will be a lot of work, a lot of travel. 598 00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:14,694 I would hope so. 599 00:36:14,861 --> 00:36:18,322 Maybe not the best job for, uh, somebody with a kid on the way. 600 00:36:19,365 --> 00:36:23,494 Well, that's not necessarily happening right this very second. Let me talk it ov... 601 00:36:25,246 --> 00:36:26,497 There she is. 602 00:36:27,164 --> 00:36:29,709 - Honey, how are you? Hi. 603 00:36:29,876 --> 00:36:33,671 I'm just calling to let you know that there is a naked woman in your bed. 604 00:36:33,838 --> 00:36:37,425 Why don't the two of you get started, and I'll be there as soon as I can? 605 00:36:37,592 --> 00:36:42,346 Oh, ha. That's very funny. But seriously, can you come home now? 606 00:36:45,808 --> 00:36:48,936 Hey. We're home. 607 00:36:49,103 --> 00:36:50,980 Hi. 608 00:36:52,023 --> 00:36:53,107 You know the baby thing? 609 00:36:53,274 --> 00:36:55,985 I've been thinking maybe we should take a break. 610 00:36:57,904 --> 00:36:59,238 You know? 611 00:36:59,405 --> 00:37:01,157 I mean, obviously it's not working... 612 00:37:01,324 --> 00:37:05,745 ...and maybe it's nature's way of saying now's not the right timing. 613 00:37:07,872 --> 00:37:11,584 I mean, maybe it's a sign that we're not quite ready for this, that... 614 00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:14,754 - I mean, have we really thought this...? - John. 615 00:37:15,171 --> 00:37:16,214 I'm pregnant. 616 00:37:18,508 --> 00:37:20,259 - Great. - Mm-hm. 617 00:37:20,426 --> 00:37:21,969 Wow. 618 00:37:22,136 --> 00:37:24,263 - Great. Really? - Yeah. 619 00:37:24,430 --> 00:37:26,349 - Yes. - You were just saying...? 620 00:37:26,516 --> 00:37:30,102 No, don't worry, that was like... It sounds so awkward now. 621 00:37:30,269 --> 00:37:35,149 Like I just had this, like, very, you know, idiotic soliloquy that doesn't apply... 622 00:37:35,316 --> 00:37:37,193 ...and I'm really excited. 623 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,570 - Do you wanna start over? - I would love to. 624 00:37:39,737 --> 00:37:42,073 - That would be great. Can we? Good. - By all means. 625 00:37:46,369 --> 00:37:49,747 - I'm pregnant. - What? No! Yes! 626 00:37:52,542 --> 00:37:55,378 - Don't make the same mistake I did. - What? 627 00:37:55,545 --> 00:37:59,590 There's gonna come a time very soon where her ankles are gonna swell up. 628 00:37:59,757 --> 00:38:01,008 No, no, I'm ready for that. 629 00:38:01,175 --> 00:38:03,177 She's gonna have blotches all over her face. 630 00:38:03,344 --> 00:38:05,137 - Yeah. - She'll be 40 pounds overweight. 631 00:38:05,304 --> 00:38:08,099 - She'll be throwing up all the time. - I'm not ready for that. 632 00:38:08,266 --> 00:38:12,353 She's gonna look at you and say, "You bastard. You did this to me. " 633 00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,189 What happened to the glow, the, you know, the...? 634 00:38:15,356 --> 00:38:16,816 There's no glow. 635 00:38:16,983 --> 00:38:20,236 Get her a gift. That will dissipate some of the anger. 636 00:38:20,403 --> 00:38:22,154 Some earrings, a bracelet. 637 00:38:22,321 --> 00:38:25,992 That's thoughtful. That's a good idea. In fact, maybe I'll get on it right now. 638 00:38:26,158 --> 00:38:29,120 There's a jewelry store on the corner. Mention my name. 639 00:38:31,664 --> 00:38:33,833 Oh, John. 640 00:38:34,667 --> 00:38:36,502 It's just beautiful. 641 00:38:36,669 --> 00:38:39,672 It's just beautiful. 642 00:38:39,839 --> 00:38:41,924 - Honey, thank you. - You're welcome. 643 00:38:42,091 --> 00:38:44,218 I was just walking by just thinking of you... 644 00:38:44,385 --> 00:38:47,180 ...and I saw that in the window and I go, "I'm getting this. " 645 00:38:47,346 --> 00:38:50,266 - That's so sweet. - Yeah, well... 646 00:38:50,433 --> 00:38:51,684 - Do you like it? - I love it. 647 00:38:51,851 --> 00:38:54,604 Put it on. Or let me put it on. I think it's better luck. 648 00:38:54,770 --> 00:38:58,691 - Where'd it go? I just had it. - You just set it down. Did you drop it? 649 00:38:58,858 --> 00:39:02,028 - No, I put it right here. - Well, it didn't just disappear. 650 00:39:02,195 --> 00:39:04,030 Oh, God. 651 00:39:06,699 --> 00:39:10,453 - Marley. No, Marley, spit it out. - No, go to the kitchen, go to the kitchen. 652 00:39:10,620 --> 00:39:15,333 Okay. No, no, no. Marley, I have a treat. Come here. 653 00:39:16,459 --> 00:39:19,545 Stay. Marley, stay. 654 00:39:19,712 --> 00:39:22,632 Good boy. Yeah. 655 00:39:27,595 --> 00:39:29,222 Marley! Good going, honey. 656 00:39:31,933 --> 00:39:33,559 Marley. 657 00:39:34,727 --> 00:39:36,229 Come here, Marley. 658 00:39:38,648 --> 00:39:39,732 Jeez. 659 00:39:43,444 --> 00:39:45,363 - Okay, okay. Marley, drop it. Marley. 660 00:39:45,530 --> 00:39:47,865 Gross. Is it there? Marley. 661 00:39:48,032 --> 00:39:49,992 Oh, honey, I don't see it. 662 00:39:53,579 --> 00:39:56,249 Marley, you've gotta lay off the mangoes. 663 00:39:57,291 --> 00:40:00,378 You know, years ago, when I imagined my life... 664 00:40:00,545 --> 00:40:03,548 ...somehow standing in the backyard hosing down your crap... 665 00:40:03,714 --> 00:40:08,094 ...looking for my wife's swallowed, recycled, ass-kissing gift... 666 00:40:08,261 --> 00:40:09,971 ...never jumped to mind. 667 00:40:10,137 --> 00:40:13,933 Which shows you've gotta dream big because... Ooh, jackpot. 668 00:40:14,267 --> 00:40:18,938 My, that's a lovely necklace. It's so shiny. 669 00:40:19,105 --> 00:40:23,276 - Yes, it is. - And how's that crazy dog of yours? 670 00:40:23,442 --> 00:40:26,362 - I read your columns every week. Oh. 671 00:40:26,529 --> 00:40:28,739 - So you're the one. I am. 672 00:40:28,906 --> 00:40:30,908 You'll get a kick out of next week's column. 673 00:40:31,075 --> 00:40:33,494 The heartbeat will be very fast, like a little train. 674 00:40:33,661 --> 00:40:36,455 - That's normal. - Is it too early to tell the sex? 675 00:40:36,622 --> 00:40:38,291 I... Not that I care. 676 00:40:38,457 --> 00:40:41,919 It can be male, female, whatever sex he wants. 677 00:40:42,503 --> 00:40:45,756 Unambiguous genitalia if I had my druthers, but... 678 00:40:45,923 --> 00:40:48,009 Shh. Hang on. 679 00:40:50,386 --> 00:40:52,180 Sometimes you can't hear it. 680 00:40:52,346 --> 00:40:54,974 - You're 10 weeks, right? - Monday I'll be 10 weeks. 681 00:40:55,141 --> 00:40:59,478 Hmm, well, it might be a little too early for that. Let's go right to the sonogram. 682 00:40:59,645 --> 00:41:01,147 Did you bring your blank tape? 683 00:41:01,314 --> 00:41:03,733 - Oh, yes. - Yes, yes. 684 00:41:04,609 --> 00:41:06,235 - That's warm. Mm-hm. 685 00:41:06,402 --> 00:41:08,738 - Let's get a good picture for you first. Okay. 686 00:41:08,905 --> 00:41:11,490 It'll be right up on the monitor here. 687 00:41:18,748 --> 00:41:21,292 Excuse me. I'll be just a minute. 688 00:41:32,553 --> 00:41:34,430 - Hey, guys. Hi. 689 00:41:34,597 --> 00:41:37,433 Let's take a look at your baby, shall we? 690 00:41:39,810 --> 00:41:41,437 All right. 691 00:41:48,694 --> 00:41:50,279 Is there anything in there? 692 00:41:53,824 --> 00:41:56,118 Not what you would expect to see at 10 weeks. 693 00:41:56,285 --> 00:41:59,622 - I'm not quite 10 weeks. Monday. 694 00:41:59,789 --> 00:42:02,917 - It's still, I guess, nine weeks. Yeah, nine weeks. 695 00:42:05,127 --> 00:42:07,213 There's no heartbeat, Jen. 696 00:42:09,090 --> 00:42:11,300 I'm very, very sorry. 697 00:42:11,843 --> 00:42:14,720 These things, they happen sometimes. We don't know why, though. 698 00:42:15,721 --> 00:42:19,392 But you're young, you have your health. Couple months, you guys can try again. 699 00:42:20,601 --> 00:42:23,271 I'm sorry. All right? 700 00:42:23,437 --> 00:42:26,524 I'm gonna leave you alone for a moment, and then we'll talk more. 701 00:42:26,691 --> 00:42:28,651 I'm very sorry. 702 00:42:49,630 --> 00:42:52,925 Well, in a couple months, we can try again, okay? 703 00:43:18,075 --> 00:43:20,119 Want some tea? 704 00:43:23,456 --> 00:43:26,250 Hey, you know what? I was thinking that we, um... 705 00:43:27,126 --> 00:43:29,295 We still have those tickets from your parents... 706 00:43:29,462 --> 00:43:31,923 ...for the honeymoon in Ireland. 707 00:43:32,298 --> 00:43:36,385 We could finally do that. Maybe take some time off. 708 00:43:37,929 --> 00:43:39,430 Jenny? 709 00:44:23,850 --> 00:44:27,353 - Oh, he's big. - Oh, yeah, he's a hundred pounds. 710 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:30,439 - Now, he just wants to say hello here. - Yeah, he loves people. 711 00:44:30,606 --> 00:44:34,485 Now, just be calm, and you just stay still. And you're a dog person, right? 712 00:44:34,986 --> 00:44:36,779 - Actually, I'm... - Ready? Here we go. 713 00:44:36,946 --> 00:44:40,157 Marley, you can say hello. Oh, no, no, no. No, don't let him do that. 714 00:44:40,324 --> 00:44:41,951 You just knee him if he does that. 715 00:44:42,118 --> 00:44:45,371 It shouldn't happen all the time, just when you walk through the door. 716 00:44:45,538 --> 00:44:47,665 This will tell you everything you need to know. 717 00:44:47,832 --> 00:44:51,043 - I've got the bags here. - You got everything? Okay. Thank you. 718 00:44:51,210 --> 00:44:53,963 - All right. Come on, honey. - Will you get the door? 719 00:44:54,130 --> 00:44:57,008 - Okay, here we are. Come on, honey, we're really late. 720 00:44:57,592 --> 00:44:59,468 Debby, welcome to our home. 721 00:44:59,635 --> 00:45:02,889 Marley is a spirited dog who loves interaction. 722 00:45:03,055 --> 00:45:04,473 We've never left him before... 723 00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:08,769 ...but we are sure he'll behave just as he does when we're at home. 724 00:45:11,063 --> 00:45:14,358 There are just a few things about Marley you're gonna need to know. 725 00:45:14,525 --> 00:45:17,028 He eats three times a day. 726 00:45:17,612 --> 00:45:20,072 If he looks starved, feed him again. 727 00:45:21,657 --> 00:45:24,660 Now, of course, all of this food is gonna have to go somewhere... 728 00:45:24,827 --> 00:45:28,664 ...so use the blue pooper-scooper and watch your step. 729 00:45:28,831 --> 00:45:31,542 Don't worry about the color. He likes mangoes. 730 00:45:31,709 --> 00:45:34,462 Marley is not allowed to drink out of the toilet... 731 00:45:34,629 --> 00:45:38,925 ...so be sure to keep the lid closed and the brick on the lid. 732 00:45:39,091 --> 00:45:42,345 Actually, you might wanna just keep the bathroom door shut in general. 733 00:45:42,512 --> 00:45:45,431 Like most dogs, Marley needs a lot of exercise... 734 00:45:45,598 --> 00:45:49,894 ...so try to take him for a walk or a run every morning and every evening. 735 00:45:50,061 --> 00:45:52,021 Marley. 736 00:45:52,188 --> 00:45:54,941 Let go, let go, let go. Marley! 737 00:45:55,107 --> 00:45:58,319 And be sure to lock the doors and windows before you go to sleep. 738 00:45:58,528 --> 00:45:59,820 Shoo. Shoo. 739 00:45:59,987 --> 00:46:02,365 But don't worry, Marley is an excellent watchdog. 740 00:46:03,783 --> 00:46:07,245 You can rest easy at night knowing he's on the job. 741 00:46:07,411 --> 00:46:09,539 Thunderstorms are his weak point. 742 00:46:09,705 --> 00:46:12,458 You can give him sedatives if you think a storm is arriving. 743 00:46:12,625 --> 00:46:15,920 Okay. Here you go. Marley. Marley, come back here. 744 00:46:16,087 --> 00:46:17,129 He doesn't like them... 745 00:46:17,296 --> 00:46:19,590 ...so push them down his throat as far as they go. 746 00:46:19,966 --> 00:46:22,885 Welcome, welcome. I'm Mrs. Butterly. 747 00:46:23,052 --> 00:46:27,306 Now, finally, we do not allow Marley to get up on any piece of furniture... 748 00:46:27,473 --> 00:46:30,518 ...or chew on anything except his toys. 749 00:46:31,143 --> 00:46:35,106 Other than that, enjoy him. Love, Jenny and John. 750 00:46:36,232 --> 00:46:39,902 We serve tea every day at 4 and dinner at 6 sharp. 751 00:46:40,319 --> 00:46:44,115 Oh, and these blankets are woolen. Good heat in them. 752 00:46:44,282 --> 00:46:47,410 - So they're electric? - Oh, not in this house. 753 00:46:47,577 --> 00:46:50,997 My brother died in a fire, God rest his soul. 754 00:46:51,664 --> 00:46:53,749 In this room, actually. 755 00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:57,879 Oh, not to worry. It's been repapered. 756 00:46:58,045 --> 00:47:01,757 Well, good night to you both, and God bless you. 757 00:47:01,924 --> 00:47:04,760 Thank you. You... Bless you. 758 00:47:08,764 --> 00:47:10,349 That was just weird. 759 00:47:14,979 --> 00:47:16,522 Oh, gosh. 760 00:47:16,981 --> 00:47:22,195 Honey, I know that we haven't had sex since, you know... 761 00:47:22,695 --> 00:47:25,281 ...but I don't think we're breaking that streak tonight. 762 00:47:25,448 --> 00:47:29,660 No, I don't wanna break the streak here. This doesn't feel... 763 00:47:29,827 --> 00:47:36,000 I mean, I think I could, you know, handle God watching and his mother... 764 00:47:36,167 --> 00:47:40,046 ...but not this little porcelain pontiff right here. 765 00:47:40,463 --> 00:47:43,549 It's July and I think I can see my breath. 766 00:47:43,716 --> 00:47:46,511 - Honey, I can't feel my toes. - That's not good. 767 00:47:46,677 --> 00:47:50,431 I'm gonna check on that. 768 00:47:52,517 --> 00:47:54,560 - Oh, good God. Shush. - That's not the bed. 769 00:47:54,727 --> 00:47:59,232 It's the shrieks of oversexed souls in hell. 770 00:48:01,442 --> 00:48:03,819 Do you wanna join them? 771 00:48:05,446 --> 00:48:07,156 Really? 772 00:48:07,698 --> 00:48:09,158 Mm-hm. 773 00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:11,786 We don't have to. 774 00:48:11,953 --> 00:48:16,457 I know, but the idea that it hasn't happened here in 50 years is just... 775 00:48:16,624 --> 00:48:18,751 It's kind of turning me on. 776 00:48:23,130 --> 00:48:25,508 Honey, I missed you. 777 00:48:51,784 --> 00:48:54,662 Marley. Hi, honey. - Marley. 778 00:48:54,829 --> 00:48:57,707 - Oh, come here. Oh, my God. - Hi. We missed you so much. 779 00:48:57,874 --> 00:48:59,125 Hey, Debby. - Hey. 780 00:48:59,292 --> 00:49:01,627 There were 11 thunderstorms while you were gone. 781 00:49:01,794 --> 00:49:04,755 Eleven. And you were right, he doesn't like thunderstorms. 782 00:49:04,922 --> 00:49:07,758 Wow. Okay, yeah, 11. That's a lot of thunderstorms. 783 00:49:07,925 --> 00:49:11,470 Oh, and just so you know, I am a dog person, but that's not a dog. 784 00:49:11,637 --> 00:49:14,098 That is evil with a dog face that is humping my leg... 785 00:49:14,265 --> 00:49:16,350 ...and peeing on your carpet. 786 00:49:16,517 --> 00:49:19,520 - Marley. Marley. - Marley, stop that. 787 00:49:25,651 --> 00:49:28,988 Marley, come on, it's just thunder. No barking. 788 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,245 Marley, come on. It's just thunder. 789 00:49:37,788 --> 00:49:39,624 Marley, come on. 790 00:49:40,917 --> 00:49:42,668 Jenny! 791 00:49:42,835 --> 00:49:44,879 Can you help me out here? 792 00:49:45,046 --> 00:49:48,132 I got 20 minutes to file this column, and I gotta... 793 00:49:48,299 --> 00:49:49,842 Jenny? 794 00:49:50,718 --> 00:49:53,679 - Ah. The luck of the Irish. - What? 795 00:51:05,877 --> 00:51:08,421 Oh, God. John. Honey. 796 00:51:08,588 --> 00:51:11,757 John. John, wake up, honey. It's time. 797 00:51:11,924 --> 00:51:16,554 Okay, what do I need? Oh, these will be comfortable. Okay. Ooh. 798 00:51:16,721 --> 00:51:18,764 You all right? You all right? 799 00:51:18,931 --> 00:51:21,267 Are you okay? It's okay, I'm not gonna hurt her. 800 00:51:21,434 --> 00:51:23,561 Try not to scream. I don't want him to kill me. 801 00:51:23,728 --> 00:51:25,813 You remembered to install the car seat, right? 802 00:51:25,980 --> 00:51:27,773 They won't let us take the baby home... 803 00:51:27,940 --> 00:51:29,775 - I wouldn't forget. - I know, I'm sorry. 804 00:51:29,942 --> 00:51:32,737 Got that right there? - I think I got it. What else? 805 00:51:35,323 --> 00:51:37,450 Yeah, come on, Marley, help me out here. 806 00:51:38,284 --> 00:51:42,788 You can chew through drywall, Marley. This is nothing for you. 807 00:51:43,581 --> 00:51:45,458 Good, yeah. 808 00:51:47,460 --> 00:51:48,961 No, no, you're gonna stay here. 809 00:51:49,128 --> 00:51:51,672 I'll leave you this bone to keep you busy now. 810 00:51:51,839 --> 00:51:56,135 Hopefully no thunderstorms. And I'm off. Let's go. 811 00:52:16,656 --> 00:52:19,116 Who's your daddy? Come here. 812 00:52:29,794 --> 00:52:31,170 Here's the thing. 813 00:52:31,337 --> 00:52:34,173 In about two minutes, we're gonna bring home the baby... 814 00:52:34,340 --> 00:52:39,262 ...and you'd be doing me a really big favor if you didn't freak out. 815 00:52:40,179 --> 00:52:42,974 And I'm gonna try to do the same. 816 00:52:46,936 --> 00:52:48,855 - Are you ready? - I'm ready, yes. 817 00:52:49,021 --> 00:52:51,274 - Okay. Hi, come here. 818 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:55,027 Hi, baby. Oh, hi. Hi, sweetie. Hi, Marley. 819 00:52:55,194 --> 00:52:59,782 Oh. Come on. Come here. Okay? 820 00:52:59,949 --> 00:53:04,161 - Marley. - Would be a bummer if you ate the baby. 821 00:53:07,081 --> 00:53:08,541 Shh. 822 00:53:08,708 --> 00:53:12,712 - Just... - Look, Marley, this is Patrick. 823 00:53:14,255 --> 00:53:19,051 Not to be confused with a chew toy, although it may look like one. 824 00:53:19,218 --> 00:53:21,637 Say hi. See, honey? He's not eating the baby. 825 00:53:22,263 --> 00:53:24,223 Very good. 826 00:53:34,567 --> 00:53:36,569 Yeah. No, I have a quote for it right here. 827 00:53:36,736 --> 00:53:39,906 Well, have Legal call them again and get a release for it. 828 00:53:40,072 --> 00:53:42,116 They told me it was on the record. 829 00:53:42,283 --> 00:53:45,244 I don't... Patrick, honey, be careful with those toys. 830 00:53:45,411 --> 00:53:47,872 You know Marley gets... Carla, I'm not talking to you. 831 00:53:48,039 --> 00:53:52,251 Will you just call them and get a release? I'll call you back. I'll call you right back. 832 00:53:52,418 --> 00:53:54,086 Ready? 833 00:53:54,253 --> 00:53:55,421 How far do you wanna go? 834 00:54:12,688 --> 00:54:15,608 Those days are over for us, amigo. 835 00:54:15,775 --> 00:54:18,110 We had a good run, though. 836 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:40,758 Hey, look. There's Daddy. 837 00:54:44,262 --> 00:54:45,304 Come on, Marley. 838 00:54:45,638 --> 00:54:48,266 This is gonna sound crazy, but what's that thing called... 839 00:54:48,432 --> 00:54:50,393 ...when you owe money on a house? 840 00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:52,228 - It starts with an M. - Mortgage. 841 00:54:52,395 --> 00:54:54,021 Mortgage. 842 00:54:54,730 --> 00:54:57,692 Wow. Is it possible to be this tired? 843 00:54:57,859 --> 00:55:00,486 You know what? I'm gonna get up with him tonight. 844 00:55:00,653 --> 00:55:03,573 No, you won't. You don't hear him. 845 00:55:03,739 --> 00:55:07,451 - Yeah, you're right. - Yeah, well, why? 846 00:55:07,618 --> 00:55:09,537 I'm just a blessedly sound sleeper. 847 00:55:09,704 --> 00:55:11,998 I do have to go into the office tomorrow, though. 848 00:55:12,165 --> 00:55:16,043 - Will you watch him then for me? - It would be my pleasure. 849 00:55:16,210 --> 00:55:20,631 - How long are we talking about? - I don't know. 850 00:55:20,798 --> 00:55:25,761 - It's not quite what you expected, huh? - I don't know what I expected. 851 00:55:25,928 --> 00:55:28,347 I never thought Marley would seem like the easy one. 852 00:55:28,514 --> 00:55:31,309 I know. I know, but you know what? 853 00:55:31,475 --> 00:55:33,853 We adjusted to him... 854 00:55:34,020 --> 00:55:35,980 ...and we'll adjust to the baby. 855 00:55:36,147 --> 00:55:39,692 I'm just trying to remember us from before. 856 00:55:39,859 --> 00:55:43,112 - You mean those, uh, younger... - Yeah. 857 00:55:43,279 --> 00:55:45,615 ...sexier, better-looking people? 858 00:55:45,781 --> 00:55:46,908 - Yeah. - I remember them. 859 00:55:47,074 --> 00:55:50,536 - I remember them vaguely. - I miss them. 860 00:55:50,912 --> 00:55:52,538 They're here. 861 00:55:52,705 --> 00:55:55,500 They're here, they're just really tired. 862 00:56:00,046 --> 00:56:01,380 What, now you're jealous? 863 00:56:05,176 --> 00:56:06,719 Stay here. 864 00:56:08,095 --> 00:56:10,056 - Call the police. - Okay. 865 00:56:21,025 --> 00:56:24,403 Hey, hey, hey. Are you all right? What happened? 866 00:56:24,570 --> 00:56:28,491 He told me not to scream or he'd stab me, but I screamed. 867 00:56:28,908 --> 00:56:31,994 - I screamed, and he stabbed me. - Sit down, just sit down. 868 00:56:32,161 --> 00:56:33,913 It's okay, it's all right. 869 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,082 - Where's your mother? - At work. 870 00:56:36,249 --> 00:56:40,419 It's okay, it's not that bad. Keep your hand placed right here. 871 00:56:40,586 --> 00:56:42,129 Okay. 872 00:56:42,296 --> 00:56:45,591 My wife called the police, so everything's gonna be okay. 873 00:56:47,593 --> 00:56:50,388 In all the time I've lived here, I've never gotten your name. 874 00:56:50,555 --> 00:56:54,225 - Lisa. - Okay, I'm gonna sit right here, Lisa. 875 00:56:54,392 --> 00:56:57,103 You're gonna keep your hands placed there... 876 00:56:57,270 --> 00:57:00,022 ...and we're gonna wait for the police to get here. 877 00:57:00,189 --> 00:57:03,651 They're gonna take care of this, all right? 878 00:57:03,818 --> 00:57:06,279 Okay? Look at me. 879 00:57:06,445 --> 00:57:08,906 It's all right. It's all right. 880 00:57:09,448 --> 00:57:10,616 Safest neighborhood? 881 00:57:10,783 --> 00:57:13,035 In terms of crime, I'd say you're looking at Boca. 882 00:57:13,202 --> 00:57:15,872 Boca? I was afraid you were gonna say that. 883 00:57:16,038 --> 00:57:19,542 - That's the way it is, John. - Okay, thanks. 884 00:57:21,294 --> 00:57:22,795 Boca. Not so bad. 885 00:57:22,962 --> 00:57:26,340 You got kids playing in the street. I don't know, what do you guys think? 886 00:57:26,507 --> 00:57:29,677 We might live here one day, if we can afford it. 887 00:57:29,844 --> 00:57:33,681 There we go. I can get you right here. 888 00:57:35,308 --> 00:57:37,643 Stay. Marley, no. 889 00:57:38,269 --> 00:57:40,354 Marley. Marley. 890 00:57:40,521 --> 00:57:44,108 And don't you love this kitchen? Look at the state-of-the-art appliances. 891 00:57:44,275 --> 00:57:47,320 And my favorite part, the pool, is... 892 00:57:50,489 --> 00:57:53,367 - Um, why don't we look over here? - Sorry, can I get a brochure? 893 00:57:53,534 --> 00:57:55,828 - Uh, sure. - Thank you. Looks nice. 894 00:57:57,955 --> 00:57:59,665 Whose dog is that? 895 00:58:03,169 --> 00:58:04,837 Jenny? 896 00:58:06,464 --> 00:58:08,007 Honey. 897 00:58:08,674 --> 00:58:10,176 Jen? 898 00:58:12,803 --> 00:58:15,389 Hey. You okay? 899 00:58:15,556 --> 00:58:19,018 - Yeah, I'm good. Where have you been? - I wanna show you something. 900 00:58:19,185 --> 00:58:24,607 It's a house. Now, it's a little pricey, but I think we can do it. 901 00:58:24,774 --> 00:58:26,692 - Boca? - I know, I know. 902 00:58:26,859 --> 00:58:30,029 But Frank Bennet on the Metro desk says it's the safest neighborhood. 903 00:58:30,196 --> 00:58:33,449 - I'm just not sure now is the right time. - But when is the right time? 904 00:58:33,616 --> 00:58:35,701 After one of us gets stabbed in the driveway? 905 00:58:35,868 --> 00:58:38,496 John. - Honey, it's cramped in here. 906 00:58:38,663 --> 00:58:40,873 This was supposed to be a three-year house. 907 00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,208 I know. I know that. 908 00:58:42,375 --> 00:58:44,961 I just don't think we can afford to buy a new one. 909 00:58:45,127 --> 00:58:47,171 But, honey, we can. With both our salaries... 910 00:58:47,338 --> 00:58:48,464 Honey, I'm pregnant. 911 00:58:49,549 --> 00:58:51,175 Really? 912 00:58:51,884 --> 00:58:53,219 Are you sure? 913 00:58:55,304 --> 00:58:56,722 Come here. 914 00:59:04,063 --> 00:59:05,857 Pretty sure. 915 00:59:06,566 --> 00:59:07,608 Four for four. 916 00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:10,862 - Hold on. - That's great. 917 00:59:11,028 --> 00:59:13,155 - Congratulations. - Uh-huh. 918 00:59:13,322 --> 00:59:15,908 - Come on. - I mean, to both of us. 919 00:59:16,492 --> 00:59:19,161 Oh, yes. Oh, you're such a good boy. 920 00:59:20,413 --> 00:59:23,583 - Another baby. - I know. 921 00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:26,085 Honey, I think I have to quit my job. 922 00:59:26,252 --> 00:59:28,462 You don't have to do that. We can get some help. 923 00:59:28,629 --> 00:59:30,882 No, I don't want any help. I really don't. 924 00:59:31,048 --> 00:59:33,926 I really... I just don't want... Will you hand me that pacifier? 925 00:59:34,093 --> 00:59:36,262 I just... I don't wanna be one of those people... 926 00:59:36,429 --> 00:59:39,265 ...that sees their child for an hour at night. 927 00:59:39,432 --> 00:59:41,642 - I don't. - I know, but you love your work and... 928 00:59:41,809 --> 00:59:44,687 I do, I love my work, honey, but this is killing me. 929 00:59:44,854 --> 00:59:47,732 When I'm at the office, I just wanna be here. 930 00:59:47,899 --> 00:59:51,736 And when I'm here, I am constantly thinking about work. 931 00:59:51,903 --> 00:59:54,780 And I just know that I'm doing both jobs halfway. 932 00:59:54,947 --> 00:59:56,741 Well, you're not doing them halfway. 933 00:59:56,908 --> 01:00:02,538 Look, if I have to give up something, I do not wanna give up this. 934 01:00:02,872 --> 01:00:05,416 Why should I give you a raise? Give me one good reason. 935 01:00:05,875 --> 01:00:08,961 - Because I'm doing a good job? - Is that a question? 936 01:00:09,128 --> 01:00:12,465 No, but since I took over the column, the readership's doubled. 937 01:00:12,632 --> 01:00:14,300 So you are doing a good job. 938 01:00:14,467 --> 01:00:17,470 Yes, if you go by the circulation and popularity. 939 01:00:17,637 --> 01:00:20,097 Okay. Why not make it permanent? 940 01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:22,475 What do you mean, like forever? 941 01:00:22,642 --> 01:00:25,311 Yeah, that's what "permanent" means. 942 01:00:25,478 --> 01:00:28,981 John, every bozo out there would like to have their own column. 943 01:00:29,148 --> 01:00:31,108 Everybody in that entire room. 944 01:00:31,275 --> 01:00:34,654 And you've taken the column, and you've turned it into something fresh. 945 01:00:34,820 --> 01:00:38,449 I know you don't wanna hear it, but you're a really good columnist. 946 01:00:39,075 --> 01:00:41,410 Why are you hesitating? 947 01:00:41,577 --> 01:00:44,622 I just have this idea about myself, you know, as a reporter. 948 01:00:44,789 --> 01:00:47,291 Well, sometimes life comes up with a better idea. 949 01:00:47,458 --> 01:00:48,501 I'll tell you what. 950 01:00:48,668 --> 01:00:52,004 You take on a daily column, I will double your salary. 951 01:01:35,214 --> 01:01:38,467 Gonna start you off with some corn flakes. 952 01:01:38,634 --> 01:01:41,095 The most important meal... No, Marley. 953 01:01:41,262 --> 01:01:45,224 Most important meal of the day. There. I might take a little spoonful. 954 01:01:45,391 --> 01:01:50,188 John, please, just take him for a sec. I gotta take a shower. I gotta go. 955 01:01:50,354 --> 01:01:51,564 But it happens every time. 956 01:01:51,731 --> 01:01:54,317 Well, you've got to spend more time with him. 957 01:01:54,734 --> 01:01:56,235 Down. 958 01:01:56,736 --> 01:01:58,196 Marley. 959 01:02:01,616 --> 01:02:03,242 There you go. 960 01:02:03,784 --> 01:02:06,245 - Okay, I'll do it, I'll do it. - No, no, no, it's fine. 961 01:02:06,412 --> 01:02:10,416 You say to spend more time with him, and I do, and then you wanna take over. 962 01:02:10,583 --> 01:02:12,710 I don't want you changing him when you're mad. 963 01:02:12,877 --> 01:02:16,088 - I'm not mad, I'm... - Thank you. Come on. 964 01:02:16,255 --> 01:02:18,382 Hi, baby. Come on, honey. 965 01:02:18,549 --> 01:02:21,928 Oh, baby. I know, I know. 966 01:02:22,094 --> 01:02:25,765 Oh, watch out. Oh, come on, Conor. Come on, what? 967 01:02:25,932 --> 01:02:28,142 What's the matter? What do you need? What is it? 968 01:02:28,309 --> 01:02:31,896 Do you want some food? Food? Milk? 969 01:02:32,063 --> 01:02:34,023 No? Okay. 970 01:02:34,190 --> 01:02:36,776 He's just colicky, Jen. He'll grow out of it. 971 01:02:36,943 --> 01:02:37,985 Well, here's an idea. 972 01:02:38,152 --> 01:02:41,989 Why don't you stay home, and I'll go to work while he grows out of it? 973 01:02:42,615 --> 01:02:45,368 Sorry, I'm tired. Just go. Just go. 974 01:02:45,535 --> 01:02:46,869 It's postpartum depression. 975 01:02:47,036 --> 01:02:50,706 They're hormones go on tilt, and, uh, they get depressed. 976 01:02:50,873 --> 01:02:52,792 I remember after my fourth kid was born... 977 01:02:52,959 --> 01:02:56,671 ...I'd wake up in the middle of the night sometimes, and my wife would be there... 978 01:02:56,838 --> 01:02:59,966 ...staring at me with a meat cleaver in her hand. 979 01:03:00,132 --> 01:03:02,468 I thought she was gonna kill me. 980 01:03:03,010 --> 01:03:04,971 I still do. 981 01:03:06,097 --> 01:03:07,390 You get her the gift? 982 01:03:07,557 --> 01:03:11,102 - Yeah, and... - Well, it usually works. 983 01:03:11,269 --> 01:03:13,396 Okay, Janice, make him look pretty. 984 01:03:13,563 --> 01:03:17,066 He's gonna have this picture next to his byline for the next 20 years. 985 01:03:50,349 --> 01:03:52,310 What are you doing? Get in here. 986 01:03:58,441 --> 01:04:01,819 Patrick, honey, please, stop doing that. You're gonna make him sick. 987 01:04:01,986 --> 01:04:03,988 - Just eat it, okay? - Careful, Patrick. 988 01:04:04,155 --> 01:04:07,074 Remember what we did to Marley when he didn't listen. 989 01:04:07,742 --> 01:04:10,203 Honey, we really have to pick out a color of fabric... 990 01:04:10,369 --> 01:04:12,371 ...for the curtains in the boys' room. 991 01:04:12,538 --> 01:04:16,375 Okay, well, I don't know, whatever you want. 992 01:04:17,210 --> 01:04:20,421 I'd really like your help deciding. 993 01:04:23,466 --> 01:04:25,885 No, let me get him. 994 01:04:26,052 --> 01:04:27,678 Thank you. 995 01:04:35,144 --> 01:04:37,063 Marley, just... 996 01:04:38,022 --> 01:04:42,068 Marley. Bad dog. Marley. Marley, stop it. 997 01:04:42,235 --> 01:04:46,197 Marley, let go. Let go. Marley, let go. Marley. 998 01:04:46,364 --> 01:04:49,367 Marley. Marley. Marley, get back here. Get back here. 999 01:04:49,534 --> 01:04:52,370 Marley. Marley. Bad dog. 1000 01:04:52,537 --> 01:04:54,747 Marley, get back here. Marley. 1001 01:04:54,914 --> 01:04:58,251 See, we were supposed to return these, and now we have to pay for them. 1002 01:04:58,417 --> 01:05:01,379 - That's okay. Come on, just... - No, it's not okay. It's not okay. 1003 01:05:01,546 --> 01:05:04,340 I told you not to leave anything edible where he can get it. 1004 01:05:04,507 --> 01:05:06,926 I know, but you wouldn't exactly say this is edible. 1005 01:05:07,093 --> 01:05:08,511 John, you know what I mean. 1006 01:05:08,678 --> 01:05:12,431 You said you'd get up early and walk him. He chews things when he gets restless. 1007 01:05:12,598 --> 01:05:15,393 - I am gonna walk him. I just woke up. - Know what? Forget it. 1008 01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:17,603 - I'm gonna do it myself. - You don't have to... 1009 01:05:17,770 --> 01:05:19,105 Yes, I'm doing it myself. 1010 01:05:21,941 --> 01:05:24,443 You don't get it. She's gonna kill you. 1011 01:05:24,610 --> 01:05:27,446 You've got to take it easy. 1012 01:05:27,947 --> 01:05:29,782 We're both hanging by a thread. 1013 01:05:29,949 --> 01:05:33,411 - So who gets the dog if you guys split up? - We're not splitting up. 1014 01:05:33,578 --> 01:05:35,872 - Out of the realm of possibility? - Completely. 1015 01:05:36,038 --> 01:05:37,456 There's nothing she can do... 1016 01:05:37,623 --> 01:05:40,793 ...no tantrum too big, no depression too deep... 1017 01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:44,297 ...no failure to perform wifely duties, that would push you over? 1018 01:05:44,463 --> 01:05:48,634 Why do you jump right to splitting up? Come on, buddy. Mend it, don't end it. 1019 01:05:48,801 --> 01:05:52,096 - So life is better with Jenny than without? - Yes, what, uh...? 1020 01:05:52,263 --> 01:05:55,266 Are you wearing a wire? Jen, are you...? She's listening to this. 1021 01:05:55,433 --> 01:05:58,269 Jenny, yes, we had a fight, but I still love you. 1022 01:05:58,769 --> 01:06:02,815 I mean, come on, buddy. I had a fight with my wife. Let me just sulk. 1023 01:06:02,982 --> 01:06:05,318 I just wanna know if you're really happy. 1024 01:06:06,485 --> 01:06:07,904 Oh, wait, there she is. 1025 01:06:08,070 --> 01:06:09,822 Where? Who? - Give me the kid. 1026 01:06:09,989 --> 01:06:13,701 No, no, no, I can't be a party to this. That's shameless. 1027 01:06:13,868 --> 01:06:15,912 This is gonna be even better than the puppy. 1028 01:06:16,078 --> 01:06:18,080 No, not my son. 1029 01:06:55,952 --> 01:06:58,704 Marley, no. Please, please, Marley, no. Please. 1030 01:06:59,288 --> 01:07:00,456 Please. 1031 01:07:17,056 --> 01:07:20,017 Marley! Marley, what are you...? 1032 01:07:22,144 --> 01:07:24,063 Marley, God, look at this. 1033 01:07:24,230 --> 01:07:28,568 Stop it. Why do you do this? Why do you ruin everything? Go on. 1034 01:07:30,486 --> 01:07:33,865 Oh. Patrick! Are you okay? I'm sorry. 1035 01:07:35,533 --> 01:07:38,744 John, get that dog out of here. I want that dog out of here right now. 1036 01:07:38,911 --> 01:07:41,497 - I'll take him for a walk. - No, take him to that farm. 1037 01:07:41,664 --> 01:07:43,875 All right, buddy, we're going to the farm again. 1038 01:07:44,041 --> 01:07:45,793 Hey, I'm serious. I'm not kidding. 1039 01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:47,962 - I can't take this anymore. - What did he do? 1040 01:07:48,129 --> 01:07:52,091 Everything. What hasn't he done? He's just a horrible, horrible animal. 1041 01:07:52,258 --> 01:07:53,718 Well, that's a little unfair. 1042 01:07:53,885 --> 01:07:56,846 No, what's unfair is that Conor hasn't slept in two weeks... 1043 01:07:57,013 --> 01:07:58,639 ...because of that dog's barking... 1044 01:07:58,806 --> 01:08:01,100 ...that Patrick gets knocked down twice a day... 1045 01:08:01,267 --> 01:08:03,102 ...that I can't even think straight. 1046 01:08:03,269 --> 01:08:07,190 - And God forbid there's a hint of thunder. Just calm down for a second. 1047 01:08:07,356 --> 01:08:10,109 I know it's been a rough couple of months with the new baby. 1048 01:08:10,276 --> 01:08:11,319 I understand that. 1049 01:08:11,485 --> 01:08:14,155 But I was talking with Arnie, and postpartum depression... 1050 01:08:14,322 --> 01:08:15,781 Don't you dare. 1051 01:08:15,948 --> 01:08:19,452 I am not depressed. I am exhausted. 1052 01:08:19,619 --> 01:08:22,079 I am not angry because of some condition. 1053 01:08:22,622 --> 01:08:24,957 I can't even go out for an hour without the kids... 1054 01:08:25,124 --> 01:08:27,793 ...because every babysitter is terrified of Marley. 1055 01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:30,296 I know, but you said you didn't wanna work anymore. 1056 01:08:30,463 --> 01:08:33,049 - We can get help, but you said... - I don't need any help! 1057 01:08:33,216 --> 01:08:36,093 - Just get rid of the dog. - That's not gonna happen, obviously. 1058 01:08:36,260 --> 01:08:38,679 - Please keep your voice down. - Me keep my voice down? 1059 01:08:38,846 --> 01:08:41,516 Just get rid of the dog. Everybody gets rid of their dogs. 1060 01:08:41,682 --> 01:08:43,434 - It's just a dog. - I'm just a husband. 1061 01:08:43,601 --> 01:08:45,811 - Gonna get rid of me? - I've thought about it. 1062 01:08:45,978 --> 01:08:49,232 Oh, well, that makes two of us. - What do you have to complain about? 1063 01:08:49,398 --> 01:08:51,984 What do I...? Oh, because you're such a joy to be around? 1064 01:08:52,151 --> 01:08:53,402 Oh, you're such a jerk. 1065 01:08:53,569 --> 01:08:56,322 Nice to walk in and feel like you're joining a chain gang. 1066 01:08:56,489 --> 01:08:57,907 Just a jerk. 1067 01:09:01,327 --> 01:09:02,954 Stop it. 1068 01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:04,664 It's your fault. 1069 01:09:04,831 --> 01:09:06,165 You gotta be kidding me. 1070 01:09:07,375 --> 01:09:11,295 Nope. It's just for a couple days till things cool down at home. 1071 01:09:13,798 --> 01:09:15,341 A couple days will be all right. 1072 01:09:15,508 --> 01:09:17,400 You guys know each other, so you should be okay. 1073 01:09:17,402 --> 01:09:19,154 You want a beer? 1074 01:09:19,171 --> 01:09:20,923 I'm all right. 1075 01:09:21,465 --> 01:09:22,508 Are you moving? 1076 01:09:23,300 --> 01:09:25,886 - Yeah. - Where? 1077 01:09:26,262 --> 01:09:27,304 New York. 1078 01:09:28,472 --> 01:09:31,225 The Gray Lady came a-courting. 1079 01:09:32,059 --> 01:09:34,186 The Times offered you a permanent job? 1080 01:09:35,062 --> 01:09:36,981 Gave Arnie my notice last week. 1081 01:09:37,731 --> 01:09:41,694 - You didn't even say anything. - I know. I'm sorry, I just... 1082 01:09:42,570 --> 01:09:46,073 It all happened so fast, I'm not even used to the idea yet. 1083 01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:49,493 That's great. The New York Times. 1084 01:09:49,660 --> 01:09:51,954 It's what we always dreamed of. 1085 01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:59,879 Well, congratulations. I mean, you deserve it. 1086 01:10:01,714 --> 01:10:03,757 - Thanks for looking after Marley. - Yeah. 1087 01:10:03,924 --> 01:10:05,843 He's eating your briefcase right now. 1088 01:10:06,010 --> 01:10:08,596 Shit. Marley. Marley, no. 1089 01:10:08,762 --> 01:10:12,474 - Two days, John, I'm serious. - Sorry. 1090 01:10:16,770 --> 01:10:20,941 - Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you. - I wasn't, um, sleeping. 1091 01:10:23,569 --> 01:10:24,695 Where's Marley? 1092 01:10:24,862 --> 01:10:27,615 Sebastian's gonna watch him for a few days. 1093 01:10:27,781 --> 01:10:30,451 Mm-hm. I'd love to see that. 1094 01:10:31,660 --> 01:10:35,706 Just until I can find a more permanent home. 1095 01:10:37,458 --> 01:10:41,879 This is his permanent home, John. Marley's not going anywhere. 1096 01:10:42,046 --> 01:10:45,633 Honey, I'm sorry. I just got overwhelmed. 1097 01:10:46,217 --> 01:10:48,802 No one tells you how hard this is all gonna be. 1098 01:10:48,969 --> 01:10:50,638 Which part? 1099 01:10:50,804 --> 01:10:53,057 What? All of it. 1100 01:10:53,724 --> 01:10:56,977 Marriage, being a parent. 1101 01:10:57,144 --> 01:11:00,898 It's the hardest job in the world, and nobody prepares you for that. 1102 01:11:01,398 --> 01:11:03,943 Nobody tells you how much you have to give up. 1103 01:11:05,236 --> 01:11:08,656 I feel like they do tell you, but, I don't know, you don't listen... 1104 01:11:08,822 --> 01:11:11,492 ...or you think, "They're just miserable. " 1105 01:11:16,413 --> 01:11:20,125 I've given up so much of what made me who I am. 1106 01:11:21,335 --> 01:11:26,549 But I can't say that, because I'm a very bad person if I say that. 1107 01:11:28,300 --> 01:11:32,680 But I feel that, I really do. I feel it sometimes. 1108 01:11:33,514 --> 01:11:35,182 I just... 1109 01:11:35,349 --> 01:11:39,436 - I just want you to know that. - I do know that. 1110 01:11:39,603 --> 01:11:44,233 - And you can say it. I say it. - But I did make a choice. 1111 01:11:44,733 --> 01:11:49,655 I made a choice, and even if it's harder than I thought... 1112 01:11:50,614 --> 01:11:51,699 ...I don't regret it. 1113 01:11:51,866 --> 01:11:53,659 - Are you sure? - I'm very sure. 1114 01:11:53,826 --> 01:11:57,037 Because it kind of has a "there's no place like home" feeling to it. 1115 01:11:57,204 --> 01:12:01,500 I think these things are gonna happen, and we're gonna get through them. 1116 01:12:01,667 --> 01:12:05,796 - And we'll just do it together. - Together. 1117 01:12:08,465 --> 01:12:12,636 Getting rid of Marley is not gonna fix anything. 1118 01:12:12,803 --> 01:12:13,846 No. 1119 01:12:14,013 --> 01:12:18,267 And getting rid of you isn't gonna fix anything either. 1120 01:12:18,434 --> 01:12:19,935 - Can I ask you a favor? - Yes. 1121 01:12:20,102 --> 01:12:22,646 No more kids for a while? 1122 01:12:23,272 --> 01:12:26,066 Absolutely. Deal. 1123 01:12:30,613 --> 01:12:32,072 Hi. 1124 01:12:32,239 --> 01:12:34,325 Hi, guys. 1125 01:12:34,491 --> 01:12:36,744 All right, say hello to Colleen. 1126 01:12:36,911 --> 01:12:39,413 - Daddy says her name is Whoops. - Oh, no, I... 1127 01:12:40,039 --> 01:12:41,582 - Patrick said that. - What? 1128 01:12:41,749 --> 01:12:43,918 I don't know. Why did you say that? 1129 01:12:44,084 --> 01:12:46,754 I was just kidding around. It was kind of a secret, guys. 1130 01:12:46,921 --> 01:12:48,923 Over here. 1131 01:12:50,090 --> 01:12:53,594 Wait, wait. Over here. Oh, yeah! 1132 01:12:53,761 --> 01:12:55,512 - The old pro brings it back. Whoo! 1133 01:12:55,679 --> 01:12:58,599 He looks for a little separation, gets an assist from Colleen. 1134 01:12:58,766 --> 01:13:00,267 Yeah! - Yeah, score! 1135 01:13:00,434 --> 01:13:04,230 - Nice shot, Dad. - Come on, "Nice shot"? Come on, Conor. 1136 01:13:04,396 --> 01:13:06,774 - Extraordinary. Yeah. Again. 1137 01:13:08,150 --> 01:13:10,069 No, wait, let me get that. I'll be back. 1138 01:13:10,236 --> 01:13:13,614 All right. My knees are shot. 1139 01:13:14,990 --> 01:13:16,617 Hello? 1140 01:13:17,117 --> 01:13:19,036 Yes, it is. 1141 01:13:21,330 --> 01:13:23,457 Uh, yeah, yeah. 1142 01:13:25,209 --> 01:13:27,753 Hi, how are you? Thanks for getting back to me. 1143 01:13:28,837 --> 01:13:30,381 Oh. - Oh. 1144 01:13:30,548 --> 01:13:32,633 Darn. Hey, who was that on the phone? 1145 01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:34,593 The Philadelphia Inquirer. 1146 01:13:34,969 --> 01:13:38,389 I sent the editor some clips a while back, and he wants to meet. 1147 01:13:38,556 --> 01:13:39,974 What's a while back? 1148 01:13:40,641 --> 01:13:42,851 He was down here on vacation like a month ago... 1149 01:13:43,018 --> 01:13:46,146 ...and he read my stuff, and we kind of had lunch. 1150 01:13:46,313 --> 01:13:47,690 How do you kind of have lunch? 1151 01:13:47,857 --> 01:13:50,734 Well, I didn't think anything was gonna come of it. 1152 01:13:50,901 --> 01:13:54,780 Okay, but...? - They offered me a job. 1153 01:13:54,947 --> 01:13:57,491 I mean, I have, you know, an interview. 1154 01:13:57,950 --> 01:13:59,743 As, like, a columnist or...? 1155 01:13:59,910 --> 01:14:02,454 - As a reporter. As a reporter? 1156 01:14:02,621 --> 01:14:03,664 Well, what did you say? 1157 01:14:03,831 --> 01:14:07,251 I said, "Thank you very much, but I'm happy here. " 1158 01:14:07,877 --> 01:14:11,130 "Never have I heard someone piss and moan as much as John Grogan. 1159 01:14:11,505 --> 01:14:13,716 If he doesn't like it here, he should move. " 1160 01:14:13,883 --> 01:14:15,676 Part of my job is to get a response. 1161 01:14:15,843 --> 01:14:18,178 I'm glad to see a little blood flowing from people. 1162 01:14:18,345 --> 01:14:19,972 No, there's a recurring theme here. 1163 01:14:20,139 --> 01:14:22,850 The theme is that we got a lot of cranks in Broward County. 1164 01:14:23,017 --> 01:14:24,268 That's what I'm up against. 1165 01:14:24,435 --> 01:14:27,855 What I'm trying to say, with all due respect, is that you are one of them. 1166 01:14:28,022 --> 01:14:29,273 Well, I'm a commentator. 1167 01:14:29,440 --> 01:14:32,693 Everyone wants me to act like everything's great when there are issues. 1168 01:14:32,860 --> 01:14:36,780 There's overcrowding, there's crime, there's racial tensions. 1169 01:14:36,947 --> 01:14:40,451 Every time you turn around, there's a new sky rise even uglier than the... 1170 01:14:40,618 --> 01:14:44,205 That goes on all over the world. It's not Florida, it's you. What's wrong? 1171 01:14:44,371 --> 01:14:46,582 Nothing's wrong. Everyone wants to think: 1172 01:14:46,749 --> 01:14:49,210 "Oh, he's turning 40. He's become a curmudgeon. " 1173 01:14:49,376 --> 01:14:52,546 That's not it. Maybe... 1174 01:14:53,047 --> 01:14:56,383 I don't know. I don't know, maybe I'm sick of my column. 1175 01:14:56,550 --> 01:15:00,221 I don't find the things that I'm saying that interesting. 1176 01:15:00,387 --> 01:15:03,474 John, John, you're the comic voice of South Florida. 1177 01:15:03,641 --> 01:15:05,851 You're a national treasure, for God's sakes. 1178 01:15:06,018 --> 01:15:07,394 Maybe a regional treasure. 1179 01:15:07,561 --> 01:15:09,813 - Well, a municipal treasure for sure. - Thank you. 1180 01:15:09,980 --> 01:15:12,900 Listen, take a vacation. Go away for a couple weeks. 1181 01:15:13,067 --> 01:15:15,152 - Take a month off. - And go where? 1182 01:15:15,319 --> 01:15:18,822 - I don't know. Take... - I live in a vacation spot. 1183 01:15:19,490 --> 01:15:22,076 Then go someplace where it's painful and sad. 1184 01:15:33,754 --> 01:15:38,008 Forty is gonna be tough, buddy. I'm not gonna lie to you. 1185 01:15:40,052 --> 01:15:41,762 But we knew that. 1186 01:15:41,929 --> 01:15:45,140 We knew this was when Father Time was gonna make his move... 1187 01:15:45,307 --> 01:15:48,519 ...try to take us down a dark alley and just beat the hell out of us. 1188 01:15:49,395 --> 01:15:52,106 You got a little more white around the temples... 1189 01:15:52,273 --> 01:15:56,652 ...but it makes you look more distinguished, I think. 1190 01:15:56,819 --> 01:15:58,237 We both lost a step. 1191 01:16:00,948 --> 01:16:03,826 Well, how's it feel to have your best years behind you? 1192 01:16:03,993 --> 01:16:06,453 You do everything you wanted to? 1193 01:16:07,413 --> 01:16:10,457 No, me neither. 1194 01:16:11,959 --> 01:16:16,505 All right. You hot? You wanna cool off? Let's do it. 1195 01:16:21,135 --> 01:16:22,803 You know what? 1196 01:16:23,387 --> 01:16:25,306 Not today. 1197 01:16:25,973 --> 01:16:27,975 You've been on a leash a little too long. 1198 01:16:29,310 --> 01:16:30,978 Go, go. 1199 01:16:37,443 --> 01:16:39,445 You got a little bit of a second wind. 1200 01:16:50,331 --> 01:16:52,082 Go get it. 1201 01:17:27,117 --> 01:17:29,703 - Hey, get your dog! - What? 1202 01:17:36,460 --> 01:17:38,546 No, no. Please, God, no. 1203 01:17:39,255 --> 01:17:42,716 No, no, no! 1204 01:17:48,222 --> 01:17:51,350 Come here, come here. It's okay. 1205 01:17:51,892 --> 01:17:55,396 Dude, that was not cool. 1206 01:17:56,188 --> 01:17:58,232 Come on, girl, let's go! 1207 01:18:03,028 --> 01:18:04,488 Great. 1208 01:18:06,907 --> 01:18:09,076 Let's go. Let's go. 1209 01:18:13,455 --> 01:18:18,752 Man, you are the world's worst dog. You know that, right? 1210 01:18:18,919 --> 01:18:21,422 You were top five going into the day... 1211 01:18:21,589 --> 01:18:24,633 ...and with this little stunt, you moved into number one. 1212 01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:26,510 And I take my hat off to you. 1213 01:18:37,855 --> 01:18:39,899 Surprise! 1214 01:19:03,464 --> 01:19:05,049 Dad, can I blow out...? 1215 01:19:06,467 --> 01:19:08,302 - Happy birthday. - Yes, you can help me. 1216 01:19:08,469 --> 01:19:09,970 But hold on, hold on. On three. 1217 01:19:10,137 --> 01:19:13,641 - One, two, three. - One, two, three. 1218 01:19:21,148 --> 01:19:23,609 But don't beg, Marley. 1219 01:19:23,776 --> 01:19:27,488 That's not good. Because we don't have to. 1220 01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:32,743 Tell me the truth. Were you surprised? 1221 01:19:32,910 --> 01:19:34,828 Completely, yes. Thank you. 1222 01:19:34,995 --> 01:19:37,289 - Really? - I was. You guys got me. 1223 01:19:37,456 --> 01:19:39,250 We got you. 1224 01:19:40,251 --> 01:19:42,336 Are you ready for your birthday present? 1225 01:19:42,503 --> 01:19:45,923 There's more? I don't need any other present. 1226 01:19:49,969 --> 01:19:53,097 - Happy birthday. - What was that? 1227 01:19:53,264 --> 01:19:57,268 That was my blessing to take that job in Philadelphia. 1228 01:19:58,018 --> 01:20:00,521 That was months ago. I'm not thinking about that. 1229 01:20:00,688 --> 01:20:04,525 Well, then any other job. We'll follow you wherever you wanna go. 1230 01:20:04,692 --> 01:20:07,695 I understand, but I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna uproot us. 1231 01:20:07,862 --> 01:20:10,155 We've got our friends, the kids enjoy school... 1232 01:20:10,322 --> 01:20:11,991 ...and I've got my poker game. 1233 01:20:12,157 --> 01:20:15,369 - I couldn't possibly. - First of all, it's just an interview. 1234 01:20:15,536 --> 01:20:16,871 You don't have the job yet. 1235 01:20:17,037 --> 01:20:20,207 And second of all, honey, you don't have any friends. 1236 01:20:20,374 --> 01:20:23,502 That's right. I was wondering, who were all those strangers tonight? 1237 01:20:23,669 --> 01:20:25,004 I hired them. 1238 01:20:25,170 --> 01:20:28,507 What I'm trying to say is that our life is here, and I'm okay with that. 1239 01:20:28,674 --> 01:20:30,342 Our life is wherever we are. 1240 01:20:30,718 --> 01:20:33,554 - That's it. And you're not happy here. - That's not true. 1241 01:20:33,721 --> 01:20:36,807 You're not happy doing that column. You're restless. I can feel it. 1242 01:20:36,974 --> 01:20:38,017 I'm not. 1243 01:20:38,183 --> 01:20:41,061 I feel it every day that you read Sebastian's articles. 1244 01:20:41,228 --> 01:20:44,231 I feel it every time you sit an extra five minutes in your car... 1245 01:20:44,398 --> 01:20:45,482 ...before you come in. 1246 01:20:45,649 --> 01:20:46,817 - I don't do that. - You do. 1247 01:20:46,984 --> 01:20:51,030 - I'm checking things in the car, I'm not... - I just think it's time for a change. 1248 01:20:51,197 --> 01:20:53,240 I'm 40, Jen. 1249 01:20:53,407 --> 01:20:56,702 Maybe at 39, but I'm too... I don't know. 1250 01:20:56,869 --> 01:20:59,079 It feels a little late to be making big changes. 1251 01:20:59,246 --> 01:21:01,290 No, no, no. Uh-uh-uh. 1252 01:21:01,457 --> 01:21:03,042 What are you doing? 1253 01:21:03,417 --> 01:21:05,878 We're not old, John. 1254 01:21:09,590 --> 01:21:11,258 We can still surprise ourselves. 1255 01:21:16,722 --> 01:21:18,557 See, most girls would do a swan dive... 1256 01:21:18,724 --> 01:21:21,393 ...but you know that a cannonball is so much sexier. 1257 01:21:24,647 --> 01:21:27,399 So are you ready for your other birthday present or what? 1258 01:21:27,566 --> 01:21:29,443 Yes. 1259 01:21:30,402 --> 01:21:33,739 This is like an embarrassment of riches, this birthday. 1260 01:21:33,906 --> 01:21:36,450 They just keep coming. It's like Hanukkah. 1261 01:21:44,291 --> 01:21:46,460 See? We're not old. 1262 01:21:55,052 --> 01:21:56,929 Grogan. 1263 01:22:06,146 --> 01:22:08,983 - Just wanna wish you good luck up there. - Thanks. Yeah. 1264 01:22:09,149 --> 01:22:11,819 It'll be good. I'm gonna miss everybody. 1265 01:22:11,986 --> 01:22:14,071 - I'm gonna miss your laugh. - Yeah. 1266 01:22:14,238 --> 01:22:18,117 There's a good chance that every piece of advice I gave you was a lot of crap. 1267 01:22:18,284 --> 01:22:21,579 Oh, no, no. I appreciate it just the same. 1268 01:22:21,745 --> 01:22:25,624 Well, at this point, a mushy guy would tell you he was proud of you... 1269 01:22:25,791 --> 01:22:28,502 ...give you a hug, and send you on your way. 1270 01:22:29,086 --> 01:22:32,840 Well, I'm glad you're not that guy, sir. 1271 01:22:34,133 --> 01:22:35,175 All right. 1272 01:22:35,342 --> 01:22:37,553 Okay. Thanks. 1273 01:22:37,970 --> 01:22:41,473 Grogan, just for the record, you surprised the hell out of me. 1274 01:22:41,640 --> 01:22:44,184 That's my specialty. 1275 01:23:05,706 --> 01:23:07,541 Are we here yet? No. 1276 01:23:07,708 --> 01:23:10,211 Now? We got a couple hours to go. 1277 01:23:10,377 --> 01:23:12,213 Now? Soak it up. 1278 01:23:12,379 --> 01:23:14,381 Now? We must be near it. 1279 01:23:14,548 --> 01:23:16,800 Are we getting hot or cold? Ha, ha, ha. 1280 01:23:16,967 --> 01:23:19,470 Why are we turning in here? We're living here. 1281 01:23:19,637 --> 01:23:20,971 Whoa. 1282 01:23:21,138 --> 01:23:24,183 I want a moment of silence just to take this in, okay? 1283 01:23:24,350 --> 01:23:28,521 Before the pandemonium. Look at this. 1284 01:23:28,687 --> 01:23:32,608 - Here we go. Come on, we're here. 1285 01:23:39,657 --> 01:23:41,200 Marley. Marley, no. 1286 01:23:41,367 --> 01:23:43,744 Marley, Marley, Marley, no, no. Marley, no. 1287 01:23:44,620 --> 01:23:46,080 And we're home. 1288 01:23:52,753 --> 01:23:56,215 Hey, Andy Rooney. If you're knocking off, I'll walk with you to the train. 1289 01:23:56,382 --> 01:24:00,052 Okay, I'm ready. Put an exclamation point here. 1290 01:24:00,219 --> 01:24:02,429 Mark Twain said not to use exclamation points... 1291 01:24:02,596 --> 01:24:04,723 ...because it's like laughing at your own joke. 1292 01:24:04,890 --> 01:24:07,768 Sometimes you gotta laugh at your own joke because it's funny. 1293 01:24:07,935 --> 01:24:10,980 - It's here, it's here, it's here! - Mom, get up, get up, get up. 1294 01:24:11,146 --> 01:24:14,316 Where? Where? Where? Over here. 1295 01:24:14,483 --> 01:24:18,696 Come on, come on, come on. It's here, it's here. 1296 01:24:18,863 --> 01:24:21,282 Come on, Dad. Look, Daddy. Come on, come on, come on. 1297 01:24:21,448 --> 01:24:22,950 Whoa, Daddy. 1298 01:24:39,967 --> 01:24:41,010 Whoa! 1299 01:24:42,344 --> 01:24:44,096 Okay, look at me. Guys, guys, guys. 1300 01:24:45,764 --> 01:24:50,477 Remember, angels can fly, so you gotta get the wings up high. 1301 01:24:50,644 --> 01:24:53,439 Yeah. Now, that one's coming. Now you can really see it. 1302 01:24:53,606 --> 01:24:55,191 Guys, lunch is ready. 1303 01:24:55,357 --> 01:24:57,902 Okay. Heading in. Take that. 1304 01:24:58,068 --> 01:25:00,112 I'll get you. Let's go. Marley! 1305 01:25:00,279 --> 01:25:03,032 Come on, guys. - Marley, come on. Marley. 1306 01:25:03,199 --> 01:25:06,368 No, no, you know what, honey? Let him be. He's happy. 1307 01:25:10,915 --> 01:25:12,458 Thank you. 1308 01:25:32,603 --> 01:25:34,104 What are you doing in here? 1309 01:25:34,522 --> 01:25:37,191 You're going for the bunk bed tonight? 1310 01:25:38,442 --> 01:25:42,363 Pretty good day. I mean, the snow? Come on. 1311 01:25:42,530 --> 01:25:45,199 All right. Sleep tight. 1312 01:25:52,665 --> 01:25:54,708 Too much color? Yeah. 1313 01:25:55,376 --> 01:25:59,171 Don't get me wrong, it's a good piece. But you're reporting now, John. 1314 01:25:59,338 --> 01:26:02,383 I want you to tell the story, I don't want you to be in the story. 1315 01:26:02,550 --> 01:26:04,760 I'm pretty sure I don't mention myself in there. 1316 01:26:04,927 --> 01:26:07,596 The point is, I still feel you in there. 1317 01:26:07,763 --> 01:26:10,641 And all I'm saying is less you and more facts. 1318 01:26:12,434 --> 01:26:13,811 Got it. 1319 01:26:16,355 --> 01:26:18,440 - Door's always open. - Thanks. 1320 01:26:18,607 --> 01:26:20,067 Hut. 1321 01:26:23,863 --> 01:26:25,406 He's coming, he's coming. 1322 01:26:26,949 --> 01:26:31,078 Here comes the old pro. He shows up for the fourth quarter. 1323 01:26:31,745 --> 01:26:35,499 Yeah. Oh, yes. He catches it. 1324 01:26:35,666 --> 01:26:37,376 Then he fends off one guy. 1325 01:26:37,543 --> 01:26:40,671 He's running through there. He's shaking tackles left and right. 1326 01:26:40,838 --> 01:26:44,592 They can't get him, because he's got too much... 1327 01:26:46,093 --> 01:26:49,555 And Grogan goes down. Down goes Grogan. 1328 01:26:49,722 --> 01:26:51,599 - You're home early. That's right. 1329 01:26:51,765 --> 01:26:56,228 I had to come home and teach these kids how to play football the right way. 1330 01:26:56,729 --> 01:26:58,105 Okay. 1331 01:26:58,272 --> 01:27:00,733 Guys, dinner's in an hour. Okay. 1332 01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:02,776 And I want you to finish your homework... 1333 01:27:02,943 --> 01:27:05,070 ...and take off those shoes before you come in. 1334 01:27:05,237 --> 01:27:07,281 Yeah, take off your shoes. 1335 01:27:07,448 --> 01:27:10,784 Ground and pound, ground and pound, ground and pound. 1336 01:27:12,578 --> 01:27:13,662 Ow. 1337 01:27:14,914 --> 01:27:17,124 My God. 1338 01:27:17,291 --> 01:27:20,794 I come home, and it's like I got mugged. 1339 01:27:20,961 --> 01:27:22,755 Okay. 1340 01:27:25,341 --> 01:27:26,800 Come on. 1341 01:27:26,967 --> 01:27:28,469 What's wrong with him, Dad? 1342 01:27:29,136 --> 01:27:32,139 Nothing's wrong. He's just tired. Right, Dad? 1343 01:27:32,306 --> 01:27:35,809 Yeah. I think the football took it out of him. 1344 01:27:37,144 --> 01:27:38,729 Let's go. 1345 01:27:39,730 --> 01:27:41,565 I don't know, I just don't understand. 1346 01:27:41,732 --> 01:27:44,777 A year ago, you couldn't wait to be done with your column. 1347 01:27:44,944 --> 01:27:47,154 I know, but now I got this guy... 1348 01:27:47,321 --> 01:27:50,115 ...going through every sentence with a fine-toothed comb... 1349 01:27:50,282 --> 01:27:53,160 ...and I gotta admit, I miss the freedom, where I could just... 1350 01:27:53,327 --> 01:27:54,578 What? 1351 01:27:54,745 --> 01:27:57,581 It's just... It's exhausting sometimes, John. 1352 01:27:58,499 --> 01:28:01,418 You always wanting something that you don't have. 1353 01:28:01,585 --> 01:28:03,629 Are you happy? 1354 01:28:04,630 --> 01:28:08,384 - I mean, none of this was part of the plan. - No. 1355 01:28:08,551 --> 01:28:10,469 No, it wasn't part of the plan. 1356 01:28:11,262 --> 01:28:13,347 But it's so much better. 1357 01:28:14,431 --> 01:28:17,101 You know? I'm just sort of done making plans. 1358 01:28:17,268 --> 01:28:20,437 Ugh. Marley. Oh, gross. 1359 01:28:20,604 --> 01:28:24,149 - Seems like somebody needs to go out. - Ugh, whew. 1360 01:28:24,608 --> 01:28:25,734 All right. Marley. 1361 01:28:27,361 --> 01:28:29,196 Come on. Come on, boy. 1362 01:28:31,323 --> 01:28:33,117 Oh, come on. 1363 01:28:33,617 --> 01:28:36,453 Now it's really coming down. 1364 01:28:41,083 --> 01:28:42,751 Marley? 1365 01:28:43,794 --> 01:28:45,462 Marley! 1366 01:28:45,629 --> 01:28:47,715 Where did he go? Marley! 1367 01:28:49,383 --> 01:28:50,426 What's going on? 1368 01:28:50,593 --> 01:28:53,846 I don't know, he's just... He's not coming back. 1369 01:28:54,013 --> 01:28:57,808 - Marley! - Well, he couldn't have gone far. 1370 01:28:57,975 --> 01:29:01,854 - Marley! - I'll come with you. Hold on. 1371 01:29:03,105 --> 01:29:07,067 Marley! I don't know where he could've gone. 1372 01:29:07,234 --> 01:29:09,820 Maybe he went next door again in the barn. 1373 01:29:09,987 --> 01:29:13,741 - Well, we can check in the woodshed. Okay. 1374 01:29:14,408 --> 01:29:16,452 Marley! 1375 01:29:21,749 --> 01:29:23,459 Marley? 1376 01:29:24,585 --> 01:29:26,337 Marley. 1377 01:29:26,503 --> 01:29:28,422 Oh. Where the...? 1378 01:29:30,090 --> 01:29:33,177 - Do you see anything? - No, nothing. 1379 01:29:38,432 --> 01:29:41,393 - I gotta go talk to them. - Okay. 1380 01:29:42,436 --> 01:29:45,773 Oh, wow, it's pouring out there. 1381 01:29:45,940 --> 01:29:47,191 Did you find him? 1382 01:29:47,358 --> 01:29:51,654 You know what? He's out exploring. 1383 01:29:51,820 --> 01:29:53,614 You know how he loves the woods. 1384 01:29:56,784 --> 01:30:00,037 Bobby says dogs, when they're gonna die... 1385 01:30:00,204 --> 01:30:01,914 ...they go away to do it. 1386 01:30:02,081 --> 01:30:03,457 That's what his beagle did. 1387 01:30:03,749 --> 01:30:04,875 Mm. 1388 01:30:05,042 --> 01:30:07,294 Well, you know what, that's true for beagles... 1389 01:30:07,461 --> 01:30:10,548 ...but, uh, not Labs like Marley. 1390 01:30:10,714 --> 01:30:14,134 He's just out causing trouble. Don't worry. 1391 01:30:14,301 --> 01:30:16,804 Okay, now, you finished with your homework? 1392 01:30:16,971 --> 01:30:18,138 - Yep. - Nope. 1393 01:30:18,305 --> 01:30:23,018 Nope? Well, let's make that a "yep. " Come on, now. 1394 01:30:28,274 --> 01:30:30,359 Marley! 1395 01:30:30,526 --> 01:30:32,486 Marley! 1396 01:30:36,532 --> 01:30:38,242 Marley! 1397 01:30:42,830 --> 01:30:44,290 Marley. 1398 01:30:45,666 --> 01:30:47,251 Marley. 1399 01:30:47,835 --> 01:30:49,920 Marley, are you okay? 1400 01:30:53,799 --> 01:30:55,593 Just stay there. 1401 01:30:57,720 --> 01:31:01,807 Why did his stomach twist? We don't exactly know why this happens. 1402 01:31:01,974 --> 01:31:04,602 Most likely, he ate or drank something quickly... 1403 01:31:04,768 --> 01:31:06,353 ...and his stomach just flipped. 1404 01:31:06,520 --> 01:31:09,690 I did manage to get a tube down there to relieve some of the gas. 1405 01:31:09,857 --> 01:31:13,277 - I think I untwisted it. - He seems okay. 1406 01:31:14,528 --> 01:31:16,238 For now he's good. 1407 01:31:16,405 --> 01:31:19,950 The problem is that once this happens, it almost always happens again. 1408 01:31:20,117 --> 01:31:23,370 And if it does, I don't know what I'm gonna be able to do for him. 1409 01:31:23,537 --> 01:31:25,039 He's an older dog. 1410 01:31:25,206 --> 01:31:28,000 I honestly don't think he would survive the surgery. 1411 01:31:28,167 --> 01:31:30,961 Well, we have to make sure that it doesn't happen again. 1412 01:31:31,128 --> 01:31:32,880 Most likely, it is gonna happen again. 1413 01:31:33,047 --> 01:31:35,716 Well, you also talked about that maybe he ate too fast... 1414 01:31:35,883 --> 01:31:37,885 ...or drank, you know, too quickly... 1415 01:31:38,052 --> 01:31:40,804 ...and so maybe it doesn't have to happen again. 1416 01:31:40,971 --> 01:31:42,223 We'll monitor that. 1417 01:31:43,224 --> 01:31:45,518 I'm just saying you may wanna prepare yourself... 1418 01:31:45,684 --> 01:31:48,187 ...that he may not make it through the night. 1419 01:31:50,022 --> 01:31:53,734 Maybe 10 percent of dogs survive this kind of a thing. 1420 01:31:53,901 --> 01:31:57,196 What is that number based on? 1421 01:31:58,113 --> 01:31:59,156 What is it based on? 1422 01:31:59,323 --> 01:32:03,577 Yeah, the reason why I ask is, I bet that number is based on regular dogs. 1423 01:32:03,744 --> 01:32:04,787 Regular dogs? 1424 01:32:04,954 --> 01:32:07,706 Yeah, and this guy here is not like other dogs. 1425 01:32:07,873 --> 01:32:09,625 I know people say that all the time... 1426 01:32:09,792 --> 01:32:12,753 ...but to be honest, I'm not sure he really is a dog. 1427 01:32:12,920 --> 01:32:16,006 He once ate an answering machine, just polished it off. 1428 01:32:16,173 --> 01:32:18,592 He didn't chew it, he ate it and then digested it... 1429 01:32:18,759 --> 01:32:20,553 ...and then had the phone for dessert. 1430 01:32:20,719 --> 01:32:24,723 Another time, my son had colic, and this guy sat up all night, didn't move. 1431 01:32:24,890 --> 01:32:28,227 Just stayed right there for nine hours, just keeping an eye on Conor. 1432 01:32:28,394 --> 01:32:32,857 So I think maybe that the, you know, the number applies to regular dogs... 1433 01:32:33,023 --> 01:32:34,066 ...but not to him. 1434 01:32:34,233 --> 01:32:36,777 Well, you've got a fighter here. 1435 01:32:36,944 --> 01:32:38,362 Let's hope for the best. 1436 01:32:39,238 --> 01:32:43,158 Oh, I know he's gonna be okay. I'll see you in the morning. 1437 01:33:03,846 --> 01:33:06,640 Oh, hi. - Hey. 1438 01:33:06,807 --> 01:33:11,854 They're gonna keep him overnight, but he seemed better when I left. 1439 01:33:12,021 --> 01:33:15,649 And the vet really seemed on top of it. 1440 01:33:17,651 --> 01:33:19,820 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm good. 1441 01:33:19,987 --> 01:33:24,158 - What are you reading? - I'm reading your old columns. 1442 01:33:26,785 --> 01:33:29,163 Marley's in so many of them. 1443 01:33:29,330 --> 01:33:31,332 You still look at those? 1444 01:33:31,498 --> 01:33:34,084 Yeah, I do sometimes. 1445 01:33:35,669 --> 01:33:38,339 Even on the crappiest days... 1446 01:33:38,714 --> 01:33:43,677 ...when the kids are driving me nuts, the laundry's not done... 1447 01:33:43,844 --> 01:33:46,513 ...and a hundred other things are wrong... 1448 01:33:46,680 --> 01:33:49,475 ...I always know that I have this. 1449 01:33:51,101 --> 01:33:53,437 It's five minutes of you. 1450 01:33:54,563 --> 01:33:56,815 Sometimes they're sad... 1451 01:33:56,982 --> 01:34:00,694 ...and sometimes they're really funny, silly or whatever... 1452 01:34:00,861 --> 01:34:03,989 ...but they're all you. 1453 01:34:05,616 --> 01:34:08,118 And for those five minutes... 1454 01:34:08,285 --> 01:34:10,454 ...you make me feel better. 1455 01:34:24,385 --> 01:34:27,555 You should read them. They're pretty great. 1456 01:34:29,223 --> 01:34:31,392 Might even make a nice book. 1457 01:34:31,559 --> 01:34:34,395 - A book? - Something. 1458 01:34:50,369 --> 01:34:51,829 Hello? 1459 01:34:54,248 --> 01:34:55,708 All right. 1460 01:34:55,875 --> 01:34:57,501 Thank you. 1461 01:34:59,503 --> 01:35:00,921 He's coming home. 1462 01:35:11,932 --> 01:35:13,434 Is he there? 1463 01:35:13,601 --> 01:35:17,062 Of course he's there. He's always there. 1464 01:35:17,229 --> 01:35:19,481 How does he know when we're coming? 1465 01:35:19,982 --> 01:35:21,859 I don't know. He just knows. 1466 01:35:22,443 --> 01:35:23,944 Dogs know stuff like that. 1467 01:35:24,111 --> 01:35:26,947 - All dogs? - All good dogs. 1468 01:35:27,114 --> 01:35:30,701 - Look, there he is. There he is, Marley. - Yeah. 1469 01:35:35,456 --> 01:35:37,708 Hi, Marley. 1470 01:35:37,875 --> 01:35:39,543 - Marley. - How you doing, Marley? 1471 01:35:39,710 --> 01:35:42,671 - I missed you at school. - Hey, I'll race you to the house. 1472 01:35:42,838 --> 01:35:44,715 - Okay. - Go. 1473 01:35:51,805 --> 01:35:54,558 Eagles? The Eagles are going all the way. 1474 01:35:54,725 --> 01:35:56,227 - I don't know. - I guarantee you. 1475 01:35:56,393 --> 01:35:58,103 - What are you, a Dolphins fan? - No. 1476 01:35:58,270 --> 01:36:00,773 - John Grogan. - Hey. 1477 01:36:00,940 --> 01:36:02,525 - I'll see you tomorrow. All right. 1478 01:36:02,691 --> 01:36:05,986 I said to myself, "That sorry son of a bitch looks like John Grogan. " 1479 01:36:06,987 --> 01:36:08,906 What are you doing here? - A story. 1480 01:36:09,073 --> 01:36:11,325 DEA's showing off the new field office. I'm cov... 1481 01:36:11,492 --> 01:36:14,161 You know what? Doesn't matter. Man, it is good to see you. 1482 01:36:14,328 --> 01:36:16,830 - It's good to see you. Yeah. 1483 01:36:16,997 --> 01:36:19,959 - You living in the city somewhere? - I live just outside of town. 1484 01:36:20,125 --> 01:36:21,335 More space for the kids. 1485 01:36:21,502 --> 01:36:24,004 - Oh, what do you got, like five now? - Three. Here. 1486 01:36:24,171 --> 01:36:27,132 I'll show you a little snapshot of the Grogan brood. 1487 01:36:28,551 --> 01:36:33,013 - Ha. Wow, Jen's holding up. - Yeah, thanks. I think. 1488 01:36:33,180 --> 01:36:36,058 I see you finally got a little girl, huh? 1489 01:36:36,225 --> 01:36:40,312 - Colleen. She arrived after you left. - What's with the ladybug getup? 1490 01:36:40,479 --> 01:36:42,898 That was for her school play in preschool... 1491 01:36:43,065 --> 01:36:46,569 ...and then we couldn't get her out of her costume for a month afterwards. 1492 01:36:46,735 --> 01:36:49,655 And the reason why Marley looks like he's biting her head... 1493 01:36:49,822 --> 01:36:52,366 ...is because of the antennas on... He went ballistic. 1494 01:36:52,533 --> 01:36:55,619 - Things don't change. - That's right. 1495 01:36:58,539 --> 01:37:00,875 I wish I didn't have this interview. 1496 01:37:01,041 --> 01:37:04,086 That's okay, I gotta get home. I got... Conor's got a soccer game. 1497 01:37:04,253 --> 01:37:06,839 All right, well, one of these days we've gotta catch up. 1498 01:37:07,006 --> 01:37:09,842 Yeah, let's do that. We'll catch up one of these days. 1499 01:37:10,009 --> 01:37:13,721 - Well, it was, uh, good to see you. - Come here. Good to see you. 1500 01:37:13,888 --> 01:37:16,557 - Give Jenny my best, okay? - All right. I will. Okay. 1501 01:37:16,724 --> 01:37:18,058 - Here. - Oh, yeah. 1502 01:37:18,225 --> 01:37:22,229 Here. That's a great picture, John. 1503 01:37:22,396 --> 01:37:23,647 You did okay. 1504 01:37:24,607 --> 01:37:27,526 Thanks. You did okay too. 1505 01:37:27,693 --> 01:37:29,570 - I'll see you. - I'll see you. 1506 01:37:30,029 --> 01:37:32,031 I think you'll like the next one better. 1507 01:37:32,198 --> 01:37:33,657 Good. 1508 01:37:34,575 --> 01:37:37,828 Don't do it to yourself. We're in Philly. Let's get a cheese steak. Hi. 1509 01:37:37,995 --> 01:37:39,079 Hi. Sebastian. 1510 01:37:39,246 --> 01:37:40,414 Hello. Nice to meet you. 1511 01:37:40,581 --> 01:37:42,416 Nice to meet you. 1512 01:37:45,669 --> 01:37:47,588 Hello? 1513 01:37:52,760 --> 01:37:54,762 Is anybody home? 1514 01:37:59,934 --> 01:38:03,229 Marley, hey. Marley, Marley, Marley. 1515 01:38:03,395 --> 01:38:06,565 Hey, hey. Marley. Marley. 1516 01:38:07,149 --> 01:38:11,278 Marley. You didn't hear me, did you? 1517 01:38:11,445 --> 01:38:15,157 I just caught you in a senior moment there, Marley. 1518 01:38:15,324 --> 01:38:19,286 All right, let's go for a walk. Come on, let's go. 1519 01:38:32,466 --> 01:38:36,428 Come on. Come on. You're almost to the top. 1520 01:38:36,595 --> 01:38:38,889 You know what? Come here. 1521 01:38:39,056 --> 01:38:41,392 This is a good spot right here. 1522 01:38:50,359 --> 01:38:54,154 I know you're a strong boy, but you're gonna let me know, all right? 1523 01:38:54,905 --> 01:38:56,407 You know, when it's time. 1524 01:38:57,825 --> 01:39:00,911 I don't wanna make that decision on my own. 1525 01:39:02,496 --> 01:39:04,331 You let me know when you're ready, okay? 1526 01:39:10,880 --> 01:39:11,922 All right. 1527 01:39:21,390 --> 01:39:22,683 Marley? 1528 01:39:24,226 --> 01:39:26,103 There he is. 1529 01:39:26,896 --> 01:39:28,772 Marley. 1530 01:39:29,815 --> 01:39:32,735 Hi. Honey, what are you doing down here? 1531 01:39:32,902 --> 01:39:36,947 It's time to head upstairs. You don't sleep down here. 1532 01:39:37,114 --> 01:39:39,033 Come on. 1533 01:39:39,533 --> 01:39:41,118 Can you make it upstairs? 1534 01:39:43,537 --> 01:39:46,707 I think he's pretty comfortable down here. 1535 01:39:47,666 --> 01:39:51,212 - I'll get him a blanket. - You all right? 1536 01:39:56,383 --> 01:39:59,303 I'm gonna lay down here for a second. 1537 01:39:59,970 --> 01:40:02,348 Take a load off. 1538 01:40:04,391 --> 01:40:08,979 Yeah. It's actually nice down here. 1539 01:40:09,146 --> 01:40:11,190 This might be better. 1540 01:40:14,735 --> 01:40:16,654 Well, it would be twice a week, 600 words. 1541 01:40:16,820 --> 01:40:17,905 And what's the subject? 1542 01:40:18,072 --> 01:40:21,116 You know, everyday stuff. The stuff we all go through, but funnier. 1543 01:40:21,283 --> 01:40:23,911 I don't get it. I thought you came here to be a reporter. 1544 01:40:24,078 --> 01:40:26,205 I know, I did, but we both know that isn't me. 1545 01:40:26,372 --> 01:40:28,415 I'm a columnist, a good one, and I think... 1546 01:40:28,582 --> 01:40:31,418 Excuse me, John? Your wife's on the phone. It's important. 1547 01:40:31,585 --> 01:40:33,087 Okay, I'll be right there. 1548 01:40:33,254 --> 01:40:36,674 Think about it? Possible? 1549 01:40:37,424 --> 01:40:38,509 - Thanks. You're welcome. 1550 01:40:38,676 --> 01:40:41,595 - Hello? - I can't get him to come back inside. 1551 01:40:42,096 --> 01:40:46,433 He's just laying out there in the cold, and he won't move. 1552 01:41:00,030 --> 01:41:01,532 - Hey. Hi. 1553 01:41:02,032 --> 01:41:03,784 Patrick came home, and we got him here. 1554 01:41:03,951 --> 01:41:09,123 Dr. Platt said that if he's comfortable, leave him for a while and see. 1555 01:41:09,832 --> 01:41:12,543 But he's just not getting better. 1556 01:41:15,629 --> 01:41:17,923 All right. I'm gonna take him in. 1557 01:41:19,550 --> 01:41:22,636 - Is he sick again? - Yeah, he is, honey. 1558 01:41:22,803 --> 01:41:24,597 He doesn't feel too good. 1559 01:41:24,763 --> 01:41:28,475 But I'm gonna take him to the doctor. They're gonna try to make him feel better. 1560 01:41:28,642 --> 01:41:31,312 It's all right, Marley. You're gonna be okay. 1561 01:41:35,941 --> 01:41:40,821 You could take Lamby, but don't chew her other ear off. 1562 01:41:40,988 --> 01:41:43,449 That's sweet, honey. 1563 01:41:43,616 --> 01:41:45,534 Here, I'll take it. 1564 01:41:49,788 --> 01:41:50,831 Bye. 1565 01:42:34,708 --> 01:42:36,168 Okay. 1566 01:42:59,859 --> 01:43:02,403 I've tried everything I did last time that worked... 1567 01:43:02,570 --> 01:43:04,905 ...but I'm not having any luck. 1568 01:43:05,072 --> 01:43:09,118 I'm not able to get the tube down there. The stomach is still twisted. 1569 01:43:09,285 --> 01:43:13,497 - There's still surgery, but... - He's not strong enough. 1570 01:43:23,090 --> 01:43:25,926 - I like this one the best. Which one? 1571 01:43:26,427 --> 01:43:28,304 Oh, the mangoes. Yeah. 1572 01:43:31,056 --> 01:43:33,684 - Hello? Hey, it's me. 1573 01:43:35,394 --> 01:43:37,104 So it's his stomach again. 1574 01:43:37,271 --> 01:43:40,649 And they could do surgery, but... 1575 01:43:40,816 --> 01:43:42,610 I know. 1576 01:43:44,862 --> 01:43:46,530 Do you want me to come down there? 1577 01:43:47,031 --> 01:43:51,785 No, I think it's a good idea to stay with the kids and, you know, be with them. 1578 01:43:51,952 --> 01:43:53,787 And I'm just gonna... 1579 01:44:03,797 --> 01:44:05,424 I love you, John. 1580 01:44:06,842 --> 01:44:08,636 I love you. 1581 01:44:13,807 --> 01:44:15,184 Hi. 1582 01:44:15,351 --> 01:44:17,019 - I'm gonna give you some time. - Okay. 1583 01:44:17,186 --> 01:44:20,523 - I'll be right outside if you need me. - All right. Thanks. 1584 01:44:22,816 --> 01:44:25,361 Look what I got for you. 1585 01:44:25,903 --> 01:44:27,154 Remember this? 1586 01:44:28,697 --> 01:44:32,701 Look what Colleen sent you. You remember that? 1587 01:44:32,868 --> 01:44:36,747 You remember chewing up that ear? No. 1588 01:44:36,914 --> 01:44:40,334 It's tough to remember all the things you've chewed up, isn't it? 1589 01:44:40,834 --> 01:44:43,170 It all starts to kind of run together. 1590 01:45:17,454 --> 01:45:21,041 It's okay. You don't have to do anything. 1591 01:45:22,126 --> 01:45:25,212 You don't have your usual energy. 1592 01:45:25,796 --> 01:45:29,425 You remember how we were always saying what a pain you are? 1593 01:45:29,592 --> 01:45:32,511 That you're the world's worst dog? 1594 01:45:34,430 --> 01:45:35,890 Don't believe it. 1595 01:45:36,599 --> 01:45:38,642 Don't believe it, even for a minute... 1596 01:45:38,809 --> 01:45:42,146 ...because you know we couldn't find a better dog. 1597 01:45:44,732 --> 01:45:47,902 You know, what made you such a great dog... 1598 01:45:48,068 --> 01:45:51,822 ...is that you loved us every day, no matter what. 1599 01:45:51,989 --> 01:45:54,033 That's an amazing thing. 1600 01:45:54,533 --> 01:45:57,161 You know how much we love you? 1601 01:45:57,328 --> 01:45:59,747 We love you so much. 1602 01:46:03,459 --> 01:46:06,003 We love you more than anything. 1603 01:46:07,421 --> 01:46:12,593 I don't know exactly where we go from here... 1604 01:46:13,135 --> 01:46:16,388 ...but I want you to remember you're a great dog, Marley. 1605 01:46:16,805 --> 01:46:19,558 You're a great dog. 1606 01:46:31,445 --> 01:46:33,697 He won't feel this. He'll just slip away. 1607 01:46:34,448 --> 01:46:35,950 You ready? 1608 01:46:38,285 --> 01:46:40,454 - Yeah, we're ready. - Okay. 1609 01:48:44,286 --> 01:48:48,207 Okay. Get down. 1610 01:48:49,083 --> 01:48:50,543 Ah. 1611 01:48:52,920 --> 01:48:56,590 - He's wrapped in his blanket. Yeah, so he can stay warm. 1612 01:48:57,591 --> 01:48:59,718 Do you guys wanna read what you wrote? 1613 01:49:01,345 --> 01:49:06,308 Mine's a picture of me and Marley, grasshoppers and ice cream. 1614 01:49:06,475 --> 01:49:08,394 Mommy wrote what I said. 1615 01:49:08,561 --> 01:49:13,858 "Dear Marley, I will never forget you forever. Colleen. " 1616 01:49:14,275 --> 01:49:16,694 And these are kisses. 1617 01:49:16,861 --> 01:49:19,154 - That's beautiful. Thank you. 1618 01:49:19,321 --> 01:49:24,285 You wanna put it in? He'll like that. Set it down. 1619 01:49:26,662 --> 01:49:30,165 Good. That's a great picture. 1620 01:49:30,332 --> 01:49:31,959 Conor, do you wanna...? 1621 01:49:35,462 --> 01:49:38,215 "Dear Marley, I loved you all my life. 1622 01:49:38,382 --> 01:49:41,594 I hope you like heaven, and that there's lots to chew on. 1623 01:49:41,760 --> 01:49:45,139 Your brother, Conor Richard Grogan. " 1624 01:49:48,684 --> 01:49:50,811 That's a good letter. 1625 01:49:51,604 --> 01:49:55,316 Patrick, do you wanna say something? 1626 01:49:56,984 --> 01:49:58,944 He knows. 1627 01:50:02,531 --> 01:50:04,825 I'd like to give him something. 1628 01:50:11,040 --> 01:50:13,000 This necklace. 1629 01:50:14,668 --> 01:50:17,004 It's been on quite a journey. 1630 01:50:23,844 --> 01:50:26,180 Your dad gave it to me... 1631 01:50:27,473 --> 01:50:30,726 ...to celebrate the beginning of our family. 1632 01:50:30,893 --> 01:50:32,645 But, you know... 1633 01:50:33,896 --> 01:50:36,690 ...our family had really already begun. 1634 01:50:44,031 --> 01:50:45,533 Bye, Clearance Puppy. 1635 01:51:12,893 --> 01:51:15,062 A dog has no use for fancy cars... 1636 01:51:15,229 --> 01:51:18,107 ...or big homes or designer clothes. 1637 01:51:18,274 --> 01:51:21,735 A waterlogged stick will do just fine. 1638 01:51:21,902 --> 01:51:24,405 A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor... 1639 01:51:24,572 --> 01:51:28,075 ...clever or dull, smart or dumb. 1640 01:51:28,409 --> 01:51:31,620 Give him your heart, and he'll give you his. 1641 01:51:38,377 --> 01:51:40,254 How many people can you say that about? 1642 01:51:40,421 --> 01:51:45,259 How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? 1643 01:51:50,723 --> 01:51:55,811 How many people can make you feel extraordinary?