0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 1 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:34,136 Tell you what... Read the dosage on the package. 2 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:38,099 Yes, they go by size. 3 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:42,645 Get a tablet and hide it in her kibble. 4 00:01:46,482 --> 00:01:50,111 I think half should be enough, but... 5 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:53,614 look at the dosage... Stop it ! 6 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:56,742 No, sorry, I didn't mean you. 7 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:59,370 I was talking to my dog. 8 00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:01,664 I have a Labrador, yes. 9 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,876 Get down ! Yes, yes... 10 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:08,170 Yes, they're very affectionate dogs. 11 00:02:08,546 --> 00:02:11,507 With children, but particularly with adults. 12 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:14,176 - Where are you going ? - I told you, to Chicca's. 13 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:17,555 - I don't believe you. - Don't then. 14 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,932 You're seeing Gregorio. 15 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:21,559 No! 16 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:28,065 By telling lies, you're hurting yourself more than me. 17 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:31,944 What a pain ! Chicca and I are meeting the others. 18 00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:34,697 - Gregorio might be there. - Why do you need these ? 19 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:38,159 - They're not mine. - They were in your bag. 20 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:41,036 - I'm holding them for Chicca. - Think I'm stupid ? 21 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:44,456 And stop rummaging through my bag. 22 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:47,084 God ! You drive me crazy ! 23 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:49,587 I know the feeling ! 24 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:57,178 Rosa, it's late, time for bed. Come with mommy. 25 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,556 - Say night-night to grandma. - Night-night. 26 00:03:00,723 --> 00:03:04,101 - Bye, sweetie. - Bruno, I want you in bed by ten. 27 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:07,188 - Hear that ? Ten o'clock. - And no fuss. 28 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:10,107 He doesn't make a fuss with grandma. 29 00:03:10,733 --> 00:03:13,235 - Because you spoil him. - That's not true ! 30 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,237 Forget it. 31 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,997 I've stopped taking the pill. 32 00:03:26,624 --> 00:03:28,751 - I'm glad. - Really ? 33 00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:31,003 Yes. 34 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:39,011 Your daughter spews lies. 35 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:45,643 - You've got nothing to say ? - Well, she's 17... 36 00:03:45,768 --> 00:03:48,229 - It's normal. - She's going out with Gregorio. 37 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:52,650 - So ? They're an item. - I don't like him. 38 00:03:53,651 --> 00:03:56,779 - She does. - Rocco, you don't like him either. 39 00:03:56,904 --> 00:04:01,533 No, I don't like him either. But it's pointless trying to stop her. 40 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:06,789 Your parents didn't like you dating me, but it made no difference. 41 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:11,669 How many teens have you treated, Eva ? Some still thank you. 42 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:15,798 - Try to be a bit more detached. - She's my daughter. 43 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:19,134 - I can't be detached. - You're always criticizing her. 44 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:21,679 She criticizes me ! 45 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,074 - I'll take that. - Thanks. 46 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,706 - Wait, I forgot my phone. - Hurry, it's late ! 47 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:13,355 She's got condoms in her bag. 48 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,861 - How do you know ? - I found them. 49 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:21,238 - You searched her bag ? - I was looking for something. 50 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:23,115 Eva ! 51 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:27,244 Sofia's going through the drama of leaving the family unit. 52 00:05:27,745 --> 00:05:31,248 Then let's allow her to without being pains. 53 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:35,878 It would be wrong, she needs a conflict to define herself, 54 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,213 a model to detach herself from, understand ? 55 00:05:39,757 --> 00:05:42,134 Eva, my mother was a green... 56 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:44,261 - Oh God ! - A greengrocer. 57 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:47,348 You can't imagine how much simpler it was. 58 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:50,768 I left the family unit without my parents even noticing. 59 00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:55,022 My mom would ask: "Where's Rocco ?" "Dunno, has he gone out?" 60 00:05:57,358 --> 00:06:02,279 PERFECT STRANGERS 61 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:09,912 - Lovely moon. What time's the eclipse? - Dunno. 62 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:14,041 Why did we call Bruno Bruno ? 63 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:18,253 - Huh ? - My father's Amedeo, yours is Ennio. 64 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:21,924 What were we thinking calling him "Bruno" ? Do you like it? 65 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:25,177 So now we're having doubts 10 years later ? 66 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:27,304 No... 67 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:32,393 - And don't talk back to mom like that. - Like what ? 68 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:34,895 Like you did. 69 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:49,952 - It's biodynamic, will it be okay ? - For 25 euros it'd better be ! 70 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:55,833 - Pull over and we'll get another. - Bianca... 71 00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:59,420 - It's a dinner, not a wine tasting. - But Eva's a nitpicker. 72 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,964 I'm not in the mood to hear her. 73 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:05,426 Then we'll say I bought it, so she can pick on me. 74 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:09,847 - What are you doing ? - Taking the price off. 75 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:13,225 Are you crazy ? 25 euros. Stick it on the cork ! 76 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:20,232 I'll get it. 77 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:25,362 - Hello. - How are things ? 78 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:27,990 - Has Peppe arrived yet? - Not yet. 79 00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:32,369 I made a tiramisu. Cosimo and Bianca are on their way up. 80 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:35,456 - Okay. Ricotta or mascarpone ? - Mascarpone. 81 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:38,750 Let's see if you have the guts to say yours is better. 82 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:39,960 Come in. 83 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:41,503 Hi! 84 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,966 - I made a tiramisu. Sofia ? - In her bedroom. 85 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:49,094 - I'll go and say hello. - No, leave her be. 86 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:51,096 - You're at war ? - Guerrilla warfare. 87 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:53,015 What happened ? 88 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:57,394 I found condoms in her bag. 89 00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:59,146 No! 90 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:02,900 - God, what if Rosa does that ? - Rosa's not even 6 ! 91 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:07,779 - Hello ? - Come in. Hi, Bianca ! 92 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:11,033 - Hi. - Hi, everyone. Where's Peppe ? 93 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,118 He's not here yet. 94 00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:15,287 - White. - It's biodynamic. 95 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,372 You fell for that hoax... 96 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:20,918 - Why just one bottle ? - It's biodynamic. 97 00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:24,171 - What does that mean ? - It means 25 euros. 98 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:28,133 Shall we pay him back ? In installments. 99 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:31,303 - How do you picture this broad ? - "This broad" is Lucilla. 100 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:36,266 - And don't start. - She must be pretty to be with Peppe. 101 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:40,020 She mustn't be very pretty to be with Peppe. 102 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:43,065 - Why not ? - Women like men like Peppe. 103 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:47,027 - He's a wonderful man. - He's easy to fall in love with. 104 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:50,948 Yes, he's reassuring, protective, gentle... 105 00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:53,075 - Yes. - What a bore ! 106 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:57,829 "He's easy to fall in love with" ? Watch what you say, blondie. 107 00:08:57,955 --> 00:09:00,541 What if she's old ? 108 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:05,045 - Like a MILF ! - Eva and I are MILF age. 109 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:08,215 - Speak for yourself, darling. - I mean a real old lady. 110 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:11,093 With a perm, a handbag... how do we react ? 111 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:16,348 - She's got to be better than Emanuela. - Don't even mention her name ! 112 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:20,227 - Who's Emanuela ? - Peppe's ex-wife. 113 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:22,980 - She was anything but pretty. - No. 114 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:27,859 Now that it's all over I gotta say that hoarse voice of hers 115 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,487 turned me on a bit. 116 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,241 It was before... 117 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:37,578 You're saying it was after ? I wouldn't be so sure. 118 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:40,122 - But she was strange. - Yes. 119 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,625 It's not bad, this bio... 120 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,004 They're here ! 121 00:09:57,389 --> 00:10:00,642 Good evening, everyone. Hi, guys. 122 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:05,522 - What's up ? - Where's Lucilla ? 123 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,524 She has a fever. 124 00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:11,987 - So she's not coming ? - No, she has a fever. 125 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:16,158 - We really wanted to meet her. - I know, she's disappointed too. 126 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:21,288 - Do you want me to go ? - No ! 127 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:25,125 - How are you ? - Fine, thanks. 128 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:31,173 - She's ditched you already. - Don't start that. 129 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,258 - Did you two fight ? - No. 130 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:36,428 - How old did you say she was ? - I didn't say. 131 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:39,306 - But she's our age. - Ouch ! 132 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:42,017 - What? - She's old then. 133 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:46,396 - It's a mature relationship. - We said no jokes about Lucilla. 134 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:49,316 - No, it's for Peppe. - Thanks. 135 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,318 - But Lucilla's not here. - Right. 136 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:55,530 But I am. And you were saying... what ? 137 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,532 - The usual things. - Such as ? 138 00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:01,662 Just... we don't know her, so we were trying to guess. 139 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:04,039 Will she be tall, short... 140 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:08,168 The usual, no... Is she a redhead, brunette... 141 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,338 - Blonde. - We even thought she might be gray. 142 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,465 - Gray ? - Yes. 143 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,092 Leave him alone ! 144 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:18,303 - Come on, the eclipse has started. - Let's go ! 145 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:20,972 - I can see two. - There are two. 146 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,601 - I can see two because I can't see. - Use this to focus it... 147 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:27,688 Now I can see it ! It's lovely. 148 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,483 Lucilla's a nice name. 149 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:34,361 - Peppe and Lucilla. Sounds good. - Yes. 150 00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:38,115 About Lucilla, why don't you tell us something about her ? 151 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,617 - What do you want to know ? - Are you in love ? 152 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,370 How do I know... 153 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:47,249 Eva, how do you know if you're in love ? 154 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,252 - Why are you asking me ? - You study these things. 155 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:54,756 I'll tell you. If you talk to her for 30 minutes a day, you're in love. 156 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:59,136 - What if I talk for 60 minutes ? - Then you're madly in love. 157 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:02,139 Then you stop talking, which means you're married. 158 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:06,518 - How long have you been together ? - A while, a few months. 159 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:10,480 Great ! The first sparks. Are you ablaze ? 160 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:12,524 - Are you ? - I'm ablaze. 161 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,401 - He's ablaze. - I'm ablaze. 162 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:17,529 Why did you choose tonight to introduce us ? 163 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:20,532 I didn't choose, it just happened. 164 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,994 Do you remember the evening I met you all ? 165 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:28,290 - I was so anxious ! - Why ? 166 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:32,669 - She was so tense, poor girl. - Meeting Cosimo's friends ! 167 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,672 All for this sweet deal here... 168 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:39,384 From that point of view, Lucilla wasn't worried. 169 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,553 - Lucky her. - That's why she has a fever ! 170 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,516 - I changed outfits 10 times that day. - 20. 171 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:52,189 But apparently it went well, I feel like one of the gang now. 172 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:55,192 - Who, you ? - One of the gang ? 173 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,444 No way ! 174 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:02,532 Darling, look at their faces. They're teasing. 175 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,660 - They're teasing. - Of course we are. 176 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:09,456 - You're our favorite. - Cosimo, you got lucky. 177 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:12,334 It wasn't luck. Hands off, surgeon. 178 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,461 - Leave me alone ! - Hands off. 179 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,713 How many do you see ? 180 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:19,466 Two. 181 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:23,470 - This sauce is good. What is it ? - Capers and olives. 182 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:26,556 This summer we'll bring a ton of capers back from the seaside. 183 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:31,228 Here they charge 7.50 euros for a jar this size. 184 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:35,816 Damn ! I should grow capers on my land in hills. 185 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:39,236 - Capers in the hills ? - Yeah, 7.50 euros! 186 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,823 Please, you're not growing capers now ! 187 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,367 Laugh all you want, it's a good business. 188 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,245 - Any news on the house in Salina ? - Not yet. 189 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:53,458 - First trip without Chiara and Diego. - I spoke to her, she says hello. 190 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:56,878 - How is she ? - Miserable, back with her parents. 191 00:13:57,254 --> 00:14:00,507 Her husband's having an affair with a girl their daughter's age... 192 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:04,761 - It'll take time to get over it. - She's nearing menopause, almost 50. 193 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:08,223 - She'll never get over it. - I have lots of patients like her. 194 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,517 See ? 195 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:14,271 - Did you know about it? - About what ? 196 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:17,232 - About this girl ? - No. 197 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:20,151 - Of course they knew ! - Of course. 198 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,611 How could we know ? 199 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:26,616 - Why, do you tell if you know ? - If you're a friend, yes. 200 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,786 You're saying if we'd known about it 201 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:34,875 we should've told Chiara her hubby was screwing a 23-year-old hottie ? 202 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,919 - 23 years old ? - 22. 203 00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:40,630 - Almost 22. - You're a bunch of shits. 204 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,633 No, these are delicate issues. 205 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,803 If all hell breaks loose, they'll say it's your fault 206 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,805 for poking your nose in. 207 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:52,183 - Peppe's right. - All right, but I'm warning you. 208 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:55,437 If Cosimo cheats on me, I want you to tell me. 209 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,564 - If you really want to know... - Idiot. 210 00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:01,693 - They'd never give each other away. - They're all the same. 211 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,446 - A losing battle. - We're too different. 212 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,948 Like a PC and a Mac. 213 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:10,201 - And what are men ? - A PC, obviously. 214 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,788 Cheap, they pick up viruses, and only do one thing at a time. 215 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:17,208 When Lele's in the shower, he can either wash or sing. 216 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:20,837 - Otherwise he freezes up. - Very funny ! 217 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,964 Hilarious ! 218 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:27,719 And women are Macs. Intuitive, fast, elegant. 219 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,472 Expensive and compatible only among themselves. 220 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,350 Yes, but they're addictive too. 221 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:38,188 - What will happen to Diego now ? - Nothing. 222 00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:41,733 - He's got no wife and kids. - And a 22-year-old girlfriend. 223 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:44,986 - A hellish life ! - Having to watch TV talent shows, 224 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,448 going to Justin Bieber concerts, getting drunk on beer... 225 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:51,618 While your ex strips you of everything: house, money, oar... 226 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:54,579 Don't exaggerate ! 227 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,623 - Everything ! - Just ask Peppe. 228 00:15:56,748 --> 00:16:01,628 I'm no example, my wife nearly had to pay me alimony. 229 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:06,967 A lawyer, however despicable, knows how much a P.E. teacher earns. 230 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:12,514 Nasty business though ! A family breaking up because of a text. 231 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,767 - A 22-year-old slut, you mean. - Almost 22. 232 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:20,981 But if Chiara hadn't read that text... 233 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:22,983 So it's her fault for reading it ? 234 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:27,404 No, but he could've at least deleted the text... 235 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:30,407 He was screwing a young girl, he should've been careful. 236 00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:33,868 - What ? - Should've been careful about what ? 237 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:38,915 - About the text or being a shit? - Don't take it out on me ! 238 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,795 Lele, pass me the eggplant patties. It's hot ! 239 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:47,924 Cosimo's right, you do have to be careful. 240 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:56,891 We have everything in here. It's the black box of our lives. 241 00:16:57,058 --> 00:17:01,521 How many couples would split up if they looked at each other's phones ? 242 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,820 Lele would never let me see his. 243 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,956 What's the problem ? Here, take it. 244 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,834 - Oh I will. - Go ahead. 245 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,712 Lele, cut that out. 246 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,590 - Look, his hand's trembling. - He's turned pale. 247 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:32,302 I insist you take it, but put yours up here too. 248 00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:35,597 Sure, all you'll find are messages from the pediatrician 249 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,974 and your sister asking about your mom. 250 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:41,853 - Why does she ask you ? - Do you ever answer your phone ? 251 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:45,857 - Would you let Cosimo have yours ? - I don't even have a passcode. 252 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:49,694 Darling, I wouldn't want yours. 253 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:52,614 Rocco would rather swallow his, wouldn't you, love ? 254 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:56,868 That's not true. Here. You'll find a few tits and asses, 255 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,120 but all tools of the trade. 256 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:04,084 So you're saying that none of us has a secret? 257 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:11,007 - All saints, apart from Diego ? - Eva, what... 258 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:15,470 - What secrets could we have ? - We know each other too well. 259 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:19,766 Yes, let's hope there are some secrets or what a bore ! 260 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,644 - Let's play a game then. - What kind of game ? 261 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:26,022 - We'll find out. - What? 262 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:32,028 Come on, we'll all put our phones on the table. 263 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,908 - Then what ? - While we're eating, 264 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:42,038 texts, WhatsApp messages, calls, whatever arrives, we share it. 265 00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:46,417 - We don't have any secrets. - What sort of game is that ? 266 00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:49,045 - It might be fun. - Think so ? 267 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:52,507 - Yes. - Come on ! Let's do it. 268 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,135 - Do what ? - This is mine. 269 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:58,930 - Of course, Lucilla's at home. - I'd take part anyway. 270 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:03,143 - Not even your mom calls you. - What kind of game is this, Eva ? 271 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,771 - A fun game. - I don't think so. 272 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,566 Got something to hide ? 273 00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:12,902 I'm worried that you might have something to hide. 274 00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,029 I don't want to know if you're cheating. 275 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,949 If I were cheating, I wouldn't have suggested this game. 276 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,910 Or you are and you want to be found out. 277 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:24,581 There's this psychological mechanism according to which... 278 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:27,834 serial-killers do all they can to get found out. 279 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:31,087 Let's do. We can stop if we get bored. 280 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:36,551 Yes, it's like when we played truth or dare as kids. 281 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:41,055 So what ? We used to jerk off together as kids too. 282 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:44,934 - I didn't jerk off with you. - No, you did it alone. 283 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,479 - Cosimo, put your phone on the table. - Huh ? 284 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,607 Get your phone out. 285 00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:59,073 - Should I be worried ? - No ! Of course not! 286 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:03,077 Here you go, it's not a problem. 287 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,830 Are we really doing this ? 288 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,875 It's rude to keep phones on the table while eating. 289 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:14,505 - Yes, Diego always switched his off. - Lele leaves his face down. 290 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,761 - What ? - You leave it face down. 291 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,096 Think I haven't noticed ? 292 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,976 It's not intentional. I pull out my phone and place it down. 293 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:30,104 If you scratch the screen it costs 200 euros to replace it. 294 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:33,024 - 50 in Chinatown. - Let's scratch it then. 295 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:38,529 Look here, look... I'll put it face up. 296 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,783 I'll get mine. But I'm warning you... 297 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:46,537 - If mom calls, I'm not answering. - If the allergic dog client calls, 298 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:49,916 I'm not answering it, otherwise it's all yours. 299 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:54,796 - Come on, let's see what happens. - You do agree this is really stupid ? 300 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:59,133 - It's really stupid. - Fucking stupid, come on, guys ! 301 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:00,551 Dad ? 302 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,137 - Sofia. - Hi, Sofia ! 303 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,057 - Hello, everyone. - She gets prettier every day. 304 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,894 - She takes after her mother. - Can you come here ? 305 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,813 Excuse me. 306 00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:17,026 Can I have some money, please ? 307 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:22,573 - Why didn't you ask in there ? - Not in front of mom. 308 00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:26,577 - What happened ? - The usual. 309 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,788 You argued ? 310 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,833 - How old is Sofia ? - 17 in June. 311 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:35,586 I remember when we celebrated her birthday in Circeo. 312 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:38,464 - She was 10, right? - Yes, 10. 313 00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,591 - Seems like yesterday. - Great... 314 00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:44,178 "Time flies by so fast !" has been said. 315 00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:47,056 - "This used to be a farm..." - "All Blacks have rhythm." 316 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,851 Don't forget "Pippo Baudo is very professional". 317 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:53,479 - That's enough, guys. - Hold it, first text. 318 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,940 - It's mine. - Shall we read it? 319 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,608 Yes. 320 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:03,114 "I want your body" ? Who's it from ? 321 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:06,367 - I don't know. - We're off to a good start. 322 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:07,994 What does it mean ? 323 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,746 - I don't know. - Who sent it ? 324 00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:12,123 The number's not in my phone, I don't know. 325 00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:15,626 Must be the wrong number, I don't know. 326 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:18,004 What do I do ? 327 00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:24,260 - It's the number from the text. - Answer it. 328 00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:27,722 - Answer it. - Yeah, right. 329 00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:31,642 - Put it on speaker. - Yes. Take it easy. 330 00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:35,271 I'll put it on speaker. Hello ? Who is it? 331 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,027 Hello ? 332 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:45,031 No answer... 333 00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:48,034 Hello ? Who's that ? Who is it? 334 00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:50,370 It's fucking me. 335 00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:57,752 - What is wrong with you ? - It was a joke. 336 00:22:57,919 --> 00:23:00,129 - Fuck off! - What kind of joke is that ? 337 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:03,383 - You're such a... - He's a loser. 338 00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:05,259 - You're a loser. - Really. 339 00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:09,305 - Just playing around. - I knew it was a joke. 340 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:12,308 - Go fuck yourself ! - Bullshit ! 341 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,897 Give me my phone, I'm going out. 342 00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:19,941 - Say bye at least. - Bye. 343 00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:21,943 - Bye, Sofia. - Bye, Sofia. 344 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:25,780 - I said hello to them before. - She said hello before. 345 00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:31,202 - She's not always like that. - She's often worse. 346 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,413 They're unbearable at that age. 347 00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:36,082 - What were you like at her age ? - Me? 348 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:39,961 - What was he like ? - I remember what he was like. 349 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:44,215 He was... help me out. 350 00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:46,801 Superficial. 351 00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:51,973 Perfect adjective. He only loved soccer and something else. 352 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:55,309 - Don't listen to him, darling. - His mom was desperate. 353 00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:57,728 - Distraught. - Whereas their mothers were happy. 354 00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:01,065 I'm not sure I'd be a good mother. 355 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:04,944 - Why, are you pregnant ? - No, no... 356 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,113 Are you trying ? 357 00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:12,493 - You could say that. - Congratulations then ! 358 00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:15,872 There's nothing to celebrate yet. 359 00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:19,375 Well, at least someone's screwing ! 360 00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:22,879 We haven't even eaten the first course yet, easy ! 361 00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:26,090 What's the big deal ? Nobody here would be shocked. 362 00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:27,216 So? 363 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:32,263 After all these years of marriage, no one screws like in the early days. 364 00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:35,391 They're trying for a baby, it's not... 365 00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:39,896 A more sober toast then. To children and the meaning they give our lives. 366 00:24:40,021 --> 00:24:42,899 Bummer, I preferred the screwing toast. 367 00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:45,276 Peppe, you're never satisfied. 368 00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:50,490 I don't like this idea that life has no meaning if you don't have kids. 369 00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:54,785 - It's sometimes a convenient decision. - What do you mean ? 370 00:24:55,411 --> 00:25:01,000 You have a kid, get on with life and think of nothing else. 371 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:05,171 - I don't want a kid just to do that. - Why else then ? 372 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,798 - For a thousand reasons. - Give me one. 373 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:11,427 - One. To complete the couple. - For example. 374 00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:15,932 So two people can't be happy without depending on someone else. 375 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:19,268 - You're a pain ! - The other day we argued about God. 376 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:23,314 It's the same thing in the end. I don't want their help. 377 00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:26,150 I want to be the meaning of my own life. 378 00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:29,820 I'm selfish and I'll die selfish. Cheers. 379 00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:33,324 Sometimes having children can be selfish. 380 00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:40,039 - Why selfish ? - It's a generous act, isn't it? 381 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:43,459 No, sometimes it can just be the fear of growing old. 382 00:25:43,793 --> 00:25:46,796 Many hope a child can give them a second life. 383 00:25:46,921 --> 00:25:50,967 I don't torment myself about it. I've enjoyed having a daughter. 384 00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:54,220 I agree with Rocco. You can make fun of me, 385 00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:57,848 but the best moment of the day is when I put Rosa to bed. 386 00:25:57,974 --> 00:26:02,979 She looks at me and says I'm so beautiful. That makes me happy... 387 00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:07,066 - Happy, happy... - We get the message, you're happy. 388 00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:10,111 - Did she say "happy"? - There was an echo. 389 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:15,241 We'll talk again when she's 16 and tells you to piss off. 390 00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:20,621 Don't say that, and it's true, kids give you a second chance. 391 00:26:20,997 --> 00:26:24,333 It's like going over your life again through them. 392 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:28,337 You see, I don't want to go over my life again. 393 00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:32,383 Because you had a shitty life. I wasn't joking. 394 00:26:34,844 --> 00:26:37,138 - It's my sister, what do I do ? - Answer it. 395 00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:40,224 - Put it on speaker. - Hi, Marta. 396 00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:42,893 - Peppe, the speaker. - Wait a minute. 397 00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:46,522 - Hi. - Hi. 398 00:26:46,897 --> 00:26:50,901 - Careful, you're on speaker. - That's not fair ! 399 00:26:51,027 --> 00:26:54,155 - Speaker ? - Yes, you're on speaker. 400 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,533 - You can't tell her. - Turn it off. 401 00:26:57,867 --> 00:27:00,161 - I can't. - Why not ? 402 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:03,164 - I just can't, Marta. - What's all that noise ? 403 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:06,042 - I'm at Rocco and Eva's. - Game over. 404 00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:10,046 - Hello, Marta. - Hello, everyone. Okay... 405 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:14,050 - I'll call back. - I'm not going to Anzio, got it ? 406 00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:16,677 We'll talk about it tomorrow. Bye. 407 00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:21,932 - Sorry, I messed up. - You messed up ? 408 00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:24,685 I wasn't ready. I'll get it right next time. 409 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:28,397 - What was that about Anzio ? - My sister found me a job 410 00:27:28,522 --> 00:27:30,316 in a private school. 411 00:27:30,441 --> 00:27:32,943 - Why not go ? - It's too far away. 412 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:38,074 - You can't be picky these days. - It'd be nice to work at the seaside. 413 00:27:38,199 --> 00:27:40,910 I'd jump at the chance to move to Anzio. 414 00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:45,289 What was that ? 415 00:27:45,456 --> 00:27:48,084 - You'd jump at the chance to move... - To Anzio. 416 00:27:49,085 --> 00:27:50,961 Yes, why not? 417 00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:53,923 You'd move to Anzio tomorrow ? 418 00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:58,344 - Tomorrow, you'd move... - She heard. We said it three times. 419 00:27:58,469 --> 00:28:02,431 Okay, I only said it to encourage Peppe. 420 00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:06,102 - He's not a kid, you know. - I've sent my résumé everywhere. 421 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:10,231 - Something will turn up. - It doesn't work that way. 422 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:14,235 - Am I on trial ? - Anyway, they can't fire you like that. 423 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:18,322 They didn't, they just didn't renew my contract, it's different. 424 00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:23,244 It's worse. You've had a temporary contract for the last 10 years. 425 00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:28,499 - It's illegal, you could sue. - Thanks, but I don't need help. 426 00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:32,628 I want to solve this on my own, without any pressure. 427 00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:36,257 - And without going to Anzio. - That's right, take your time... 428 00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:39,510 - Peppe, get a fucking move on ! - That's enough ! 429 00:28:40,094 --> 00:28:45,725 As soon as I shut the shop, I bought a taxi. 430 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:50,020 - Let's follow his example ! - Joke all you want. 431 00:28:50,146 --> 00:28:53,524 I'm moving ahead, I've put my taxi license up for sale. 432 00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:57,653 - You haven't started paying for it yet. - You're selling it? 433 00:28:57,987 --> 00:29:01,240 - I want to see what it's worth. - When were you going to tell me ? 434 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:03,743 - I was going to. - When ? 435 00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:07,121 - It's only an idea, it's not... - As usual. 436 00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:11,041 - This time it's the right decision. - It always is. 437 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:15,671 Guys, the world's changing fast. Car2go, car-sharing... 438 00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:19,800 Uber. Ever heard of them ? Taxis will be extinct soon. 439 00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:23,679 - So I'm looking to the future. - Like with e-cigarettes. 440 00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:30,394 - He had bad luck that time. - I blame the tobacco lobby. 441 00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:35,065 They financed the revolution in Nicaragua. 442 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:40,070 - Which is situated exactly... - I'll tell you later where it is. 443 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:43,324 - But at least I tried. - Like when you bred Yorkshires. 444 00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:48,078 You're indefensible. 445 00:29:48,204 --> 00:29:50,456 Were Lady and the Tramp to blame that time ? 446 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,458 Come on... 447 00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:54,794 Pass me that plate ? 448 00:29:57,338 --> 00:30:02,092 - You baked the zucchini flowers ? - Did you want them fried ? Lele ! 449 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:09,183 - Did you get your license back ? - No. 450 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:13,729 - Not until the trial is over. - When's the hearing ? 451 00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:17,358 - At the end of June. - Are you worried ? 452 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:21,570 No, just tired. I can't wait until it's all over. 453 00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:26,617 - Is everything sorted ? - The lawyer says I'll be cleared. 454 00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:28,494 We'll celebrate this summer then. 455 00:30:29,829 --> 00:30:31,622 Who is it? 456 00:30:33,207 --> 00:30:35,125 It's dad. 457 00:30:35,376 --> 00:30:37,503 - Zucchini flowers... - I'm famished. 458 00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:39,630 - Sit down. - Put it on speaker. 459 00:30:42,633 --> 00:30:45,636 - Hi, dad. - Hello, darling, how are you ? 460 00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:49,014 - Fine, I've got friends for dinner. - I won't keep you then. 461 00:30:49,223 --> 00:30:52,601 I spoke to Blanchard, he said you can have the operation in Rome. 462 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:55,729 He comes down twice a month to the Quisisana Clinic. 463 00:30:56,105 --> 00:30:58,148 I'll send you his number, call him. 464 00:30:58,274 --> 00:31:01,360 Thanks, dad, bye. Say hello to mom. 465 00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:07,533 - What operation is that ? - It's nothing serious. 466 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:12,162 Augmentation mammoplasty. 467 00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:18,294 I'm getting a boob job. 468 00:31:18,669 --> 00:31:20,379 - A boob job ? - Yes. 469 00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:23,424 - Why didn't you tell me ? - You're a therapist ! 470 00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:26,552 - So what ? - Therapists don't get boob jobs. 471 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:30,681 - It does seem strange. - Why ? I don't like my boobs. 472 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:37,187 - You should make yourself like them. - Therapists should accept themselves. 473 00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:41,400 A woman who has a boob job doesn't accept herself? 474 00:31:42,693 --> 00:31:44,528 No. 475 00:31:46,196 --> 00:31:50,326 - I accept everything but my boobs. - Let Rocco do it. 476 00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:53,287 - Why don't you do it ? - Why don't I do it? 477 00:31:53,454 --> 00:31:55,581 Because her consultant father said no. 478 00:31:56,790 --> 00:32:01,587 Only the best for his daughter. Dr. Blanchard, a VIP surgeon 479 00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:07,301 who operates in Italy, but lives in Switzerland. Not Rocco Buccilli. 480 00:32:07,468 --> 00:32:11,180 Who does boob and ass jobs for cashiers and secretaries. 481 00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:14,350 I do two for one: two boobs for the price of one. 482 00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:17,686 - Are you done ? - It's true. 483 00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:20,356 - No. - Then enlighten me. 484 00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:23,943 A husband can't do his wife's boob job. 485 00:32:24,234 --> 00:32:26,445 It's a matter of common sense. 486 00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:28,948 You'd lose all sexual attraction. 487 00:32:29,365 --> 00:32:32,826 - I agree with Eva. - The cook never feels like eating. 488 00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:35,746 - That's a good one. - He does it all the time. 489 00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:38,749 He says, "You know what ? You eat it all !" 490 00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:42,252 This is the official reason, her father considers me an idiot. 491 00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:46,215 - That's not true. - He wanted a heart surgeon for her. 492 00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:50,219 - A luminary like himself. - That's enough. 493 00:32:50,386 --> 00:32:55,474 Why don't you let Blanchard do one boob, and your husband the other ? 494 00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:58,519 - Without knowing which one. - Then decide which is better. 495 00:32:58,769 --> 00:33:03,357 No, get daddy to decide: "Dad, which is Blanchard's boob ?" 496 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:08,862 I really shouldn't say this, but she doesn't need it. 497 00:33:09,363 --> 00:33:13,242 - He paid you a compliment. - It must be the eclipse. 498 00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:16,662 Eva's right, it's like you going to her for therapy. 499 00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:22,292 It's unthinkable, right? 500 00:33:22,543 --> 00:33:27,548 You don't get it, it would be unthinkable for him to go to therapy ! 501 00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:32,553 I'm put off by how long it takes, but I'd like to try. 502 00:33:32,678 --> 00:33:36,432 You're good at sitting on a sofa for hours ! 503 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:39,685 You're a real comedian tonight ! 504 00:33:39,810 --> 00:33:44,648 This need to talk about my private business to a stranger... 505 00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:48,444 No offense Eva, but it's not for me. 506 00:33:48,569 --> 00:33:50,904 You can talk to friends instead. 507 00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:54,450 - I have him... - And it's free too. 508 00:33:54,658 --> 00:33:59,329 He won't go because he thinks therapy is a waste of time. 509 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:03,584 Admit it, I won't be offended. You think my job is a waste of time. 510 00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:06,837 - Why do you say that ? - Because it's what you think. 511 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:10,299 I don't, I think we do very similar jobs. 512 00:34:10,466 --> 00:34:13,469 You do brain jobs, I do boob jobs. We make people feel better, 513 00:34:13,594 --> 00:34:17,347 it's just that you take years, and I take a few hours. 514 00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:21,435 - Whose is that ? - Not mine. 515 00:34:21,602 --> 00:34:23,353 - Not mine. - Calm down. 516 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,939 - It's the gnocchi. - I'll go. 517 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:29,610 - Hand me your plates. - Thanks, Carlotta. 518 00:34:31,987 --> 00:34:34,114 - I'll go smoke. - I'll come with you. 519 00:34:44,458 --> 00:34:48,087 - What's the moon like ? - It's partly covered. 520 00:34:52,091 --> 00:34:55,344 - Peppe, I've got a problem. - What kind ? 521 00:34:57,012 --> 00:34:59,389 Well... 522 00:34:59,515 --> 00:35:02,726 every night at 10:00 a friend of mine... 523 00:35:03,644 --> 00:35:06,522 - She sends me... - A goodnight kiss ? 524 00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:10,526 Sort of. She sends me a photo. 525 00:35:12,402 --> 00:35:14,655 - She sends you a photo ! - A photo. 526 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,782 What kind of photo ? 527 00:35:16,907 --> 00:35:18,742 A photo of herself. 528 00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:23,664 You're in trouble. 529 00:35:23,914 --> 00:35:25,999 I need you to help me out. 530 00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:31,797 - How can I help you ? - We have the same phone. 531 00:35:32,422 --> 00:35:34,925 We'll swap them, just until the photo arrives. 532 00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:38,178 - Then I'll receive the photo. Come on ! - But you're single. 533 00:35:38,554 --> 00:35:40,764 No, pal, not any more. 534 00:35:40,889 --> 00:35:42,933 Okay, but Lucilla's not here with you tonight. 535 00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:46,562 - You could have refused to play. - I'm in the shit. Help ! 536 00:35:46,687 --> 00:35:48,564 No, I don't want to. 537 00:35:48,689 --> 00:35:52,693 Do you want all hell to break loose for something so petty ? 538 00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:57,447 Peppe doesn't want to so he'll ruin an entire family. 539 00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:09,668 And what kind of photos are you talking about? 540 00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:14,339 - Just an ordinary photo. - Don't show me up, or else... 541 00:36:14,548 --> 00:36:19,052 Peppe, two nights ago she sent me a photo of her in Pluto pajamas. 542 00:36:20,554 --> 00:36:22,848 - You see... - Pluto ? 543 00:36:22,973 --> 00:36:25,434 - Pluto. - How old is she ? 544 00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:29,062 I don't know. 545 00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:35,986 - Are you going to help me or not? - What a pain ! 546 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,745 I'm not sure I should tell you, but your husband's in therapy. 547 00:36:47,122 --> 00:36:48,248 Rocco ? 548 00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:53,837 Are you serious ? 549 00:36:54,004 --> 00:36:55,964 Who told you ? 550 00:36:56,089 --> 00:36:58,967 Lele. But don't say a word, okay ? 551 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,888 Whose phone is that ? Mine ? 552 00:37:03,764 --> 00:37:05,766 Who is it? 553 00:37:08,602 --> 00:37:10,229 - Steve Jobs. - Who ? 554 00:37:11,647 --> 00:37:15,025 - I thought he was dead. - And why would he call my wife ? 555 00:37:15,484 --> 00:37:17,611 - Darling ! - I'm coming ! 556 00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:20,906 - It's urgent. - Who is it? Mom ? 557 00:37:21,531 --> 00:37:23,784 No... Steve Jobs. 558 00:37:25,619 --> 00:37:27,537 - Answer it. - I don't speak English. 559 00:37:27,663 --> 00:37:29,915 Answer it ! Don't be silly ! 560 00:37:32,668 --> 00:37:35,045 - Hello, Riccardo. - Good evening, Mrs. Masi. 561 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:37,673 - Your computer's ready. - Great. 562 00:37:37,798 --> 00:37:41,802 - How come you're working so late ? - Overtime, too many viruses about. 563 00:37:43,303 --> 00:37:47,057 I'll come get it tomorrow around 7:00 ? 564 00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:50,060 - Sounds good. - See you tomorrow. 565 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:52,938 It's the computer guy. 566 00:37:53,063 --> 00:37:55,691 - And you call him "Steve Jobs" ? - Isn't it funny ? 567 00:37:55,816 --> 00:37:58,694 And do you call the mechanic "Marchionne" ? 568 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:05,701 - Text. One, two... - Giulio for soccer. 569 00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:09,204 - Giulio soccer. - Giulio, confirmed for tomorrow. 570 00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:11,957 - You were lucky. - There's a game tomorrow ? 571 00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:17,921 - Apparently. - I didn't get a text. 572 00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:22,175 It'll come through, it might just be a bit late. 573 00:38:22,551 --> 00:38:24,928 Is your phone out of minutes ? 574 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:30,851 - Have you kicked me off the team ? - No, Giulio just organized it... 575 00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:34,187 - You know what he's like. - What is he like ? 576 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:37,107 - Absent-minded. - Don't you know Giulio ? 577 00:38:38,108 --> 00:38:41,236 Get your gym bag ready anyway. 578 00:38:41,361 --> 00:38:43,113 Yes, come anyway. 579 00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:48,869 You're such shits, you only include me when you're short a goalie. 580 00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:53,373 - Do you really do that ? - That's not true. 581 00:38:53,749 --> 00:38:55,125 - Nonsense. - Terrible ! 582 00:38:55,584 --> 00:39:00,839 - Are you Alice in Wonderland ? - Why ? If they're such good friends... 583 00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:04,134 Some friends ! I didn't get a message on WhatsApp. 584 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:08,638 Turn it off then back on again, sometimes... 585 00:39:08,764 --> 00:39:12,726 - He's right, sometimes... - You're such shits. 586 00:39:14,603 --> 00:39:16,855 Message for Cosimo. Who is it? 587 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:21,276 Marika. "Call me, it's urgent." 588 00:39:21,651 --> 00:39:26,031 - Three exclamation points. - Who's Marika, what's so urgent? 589 00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:29,159 - Who is she ? - The name sounds promising. 590 00:39:29,785 --> 00:39:33,663 Sorry to disappoint you, but she's just the taxi company dispatcher. 591 00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:40,003 You know ? "Go to Corso Rinascimento in nine minutes." 592 00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:42,255 Call her back, I'm curious about her. 593 00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:48,011 We're eating and she might make me fill in for someone. 594 00:39:48,136 --> 00:39:52,057 - Yes, a shift swap. - Look at her defending her husband ! 595 00:39:52,182 --> 00:39:56,686 - They haven't been married long ! - Darling, stick up for yourself. 596 00:39:57,938 --> 00:40:01,066 If I have to fill in for someone, my weekend's ruined. 597 00:40:01,191 --> 00:40:05,195 - We're at my parents' on Sunday. - Then she'll save your weekend. 598 00:40:09,199 --> 00:40:12,327 Anyway, Marika isn't his type. She's a hick 599 00:40:12,702 --> 00:40:15,956 with tattoos and enormous boobs ! 600 00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:19,167 What's her surname ? Perhaps I did her boob job. 601 00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:26,967 - It's mine, an American app. - Can I see ? 602 00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:33,432 - Where are you going ? - What is this ? 603 00:40:33,807 --> 00:40:36,101 - An exercise program. - What ? 604 00:40:36,226 --> 00:40:40,480 It lasts 12 weeks 605 00:40:40,856 --> 00:40:43,733 and you can lose from 8 to 12 kilos. 606 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:47,362 - Guaranteed success. - You only started today then ! 607 00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:50,115 - Do you have to do it now ? - Whenever it pings. 608 00:40:50,449 --> 00:40:53,076 - Even at night? - Yes, if it pings. 609 00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:55,871 - Then turn it off. - I can't cheat. 610 00:40:56,079 --> 00:40:59,249 How can I teach P.E. looking like this ? 611 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:02,961 Does the app know you ate half a kilo of gnocchi in 30 seconds ? 612 00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:05,464 - I'm burning them off. - Dammit... 613 00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:14,222 That's brilliant. Where did you find it? I want it too. 614 00:41:15,265 --> 00:41:18,894 - I downloaded it. - Have you heard of it ? I haven't. 615 00:41:19,019 --> 00:41:22,147 - On a full stomach. - I swapped our phones. 616 00:41:23,023 --> 00:41:26,109 - Are you sure ? - Huh ? 617 00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:28,737 - Are we sure ? - Don't bust my balls. 618 00:41:35,744 --> 00:41:37,746 Why didn't you tell me ? 619 00:41:37,787 --> 00:41:40,415 - What ? - That you're in therapy. 620 00:41:40,749 --> 00:41:43,293 Why didn't you tell me ? 621 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:50,133 - I haven't been going long. - How long ? 622 00:41:50,759 --> 00:41:52,802 About six months. 623 00:41:52,928 --> 00:41:54,930 That's long enough. 624 00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:58,266 - Are you angry ? - No. 625 00:41:59,768 --> 00:42:01,394 Yes... 626 00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:05,065 I don't know, a bit. 627 00:42:06,274 --> 00:42:09,194 - You never wanted to before. - I do now. 628 00:42:09,945 --> 00:42:12,447 You do now ? Why ? 629 00:42:12,781 --> 00:42:16,201 Maybe it is just a waste of time, but I want to try everything. 630 00:42:17,452 --> 00:42:21,957 Then if we split up, we can't say we didn't try. 631 00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:30,048 - And is it working ? - I don't know, you tell me. 632 00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:43,728 - But I've learnt something important. - What's that ? 633 00:42:44,854 --> 00:42:48,608 - How to defuse. - Meaning ? 634 00:42:48,942 --> 00:42:53,113 Not to turn every argument into a fight for supremacy. 635 00:42:53,446 --> 00:42:57,325 I don't believe it's weak to be the one to give in. 636 00:42:57,492 --> 00:42:59,619 In fact, I think it's wise. 637 00:42:59,995 --> 00:43:04,374 The only couples I see who last are those where one of the two... 638 00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:08,336 manages to take a step back, but is really a step ahead. 639 00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:16,011 I don't want us to end up like... Barbie and Ken. 640 00:43:18,346 --> 00:43:21,266 You full of plastic and me without any balls. 641 00:43:26,605 --> 00:43:31,026 - I'll change my shirt, it's sticky. - Good idea. 642 00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:46,166 - The wine's good. - WhatsApp for Peppe. 643 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:49,544 - The only one who's not worried. - It's a photo. 644 00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:51,921 From Isa Clementini. 645 00:43:52,047 --> 00:43:56,009 - Wait, it's not Lucilla ! - Why are you shouting ? 646 00:43:56,134 --> 00:44:00,013 - To emphasize it. - Isa Clementini sometimes sends me... 647 00:44:03,933 --> 00:44:05,268 You'll break it. 648 00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:07,687 - What's up ? - Nothing... 649 00:44:07,937 --> 00:44:09,939 - What is it? - Can I have a look ? 650 00:44:10,065 --> 00:44:12,942 - It's private. - Everyone's sharing tonight. 651 00:44:13,401 --> 00:44:15,654 - Let us see. - Show us or I'll get up... 652 00:44:17,197 --> 00:44:20,158 - Show us that photo. - Get your hand off it ! 653 00:44:20,325 --> 00:44:23,078 - Let go ! - Okay 654 00:44:23,453 --> 00:44:26,164 Tonight everyone can look... 655 00:44:28,041 --> 00:44:30,418 Well I'll be damned, Peppe ! 656 00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:32,712 - You chipped it. - Let me see. 657 00:44:32,962 --> 00:44:36,341 - Just a sec ! - You have to see this. 658 00:44:36,675 --> 00:44:41,554 You're in the field, how do you... Which way do you look at this ? 659 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,682 - Whose is it ? - Guess. 660 00:44:44,224 --> 00:44:47,185 - Looks like she's lying face down. - Who is she ? 661 00:44:47,352 --> 00:44:49,604 - It's not for you. - What is it? 662 00:44:49,979 --> 00:44:51,439 No, no, no... 663 00:44:56,486 --> 00:44:58,613 Have you seen Peppe's girlfriend ! 664 00:44:58,738 --> 00:45:02,367 She's not my girlfriend, do you think I'd have a girlfriend like that ? 665 00:45:02,492 --> 00:45:06,204 - She's doing pilates. - No, the Sun Salutation. 666 00:45:08,456 --> 00:45:13,253 Peppe had no one for years after his divorce, now girlfriends, lovers... 667 00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:17,006 You don't have to explain. 1,000 points for Peppe. 668 00:45:17,132 --> 00:45:20,343 - Yes, right. - Hooray for Miss Clementini. 669 00:45:22,011 --> 00:45:24,472 What's that ? A text ? 670 00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:27,142 - Who got a text ? - You did. 671 00:45:27,267 --> 00:45:30,103 - It's mine, here. - A frog ring tone ? 672 00:45:30,270 --> 00:45:31,730 Who, me ? 673 00:45:32,021 --> 00:45:35,775 Do you think I'm that stupid ? The kids must've done it. 674 00:45:36,526 --> 00:45:39,404 "How are you ?" How sweet... 675 00:45:40,155 --> 00:45:41,239 Who's Lucio ? 676 00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:43,742 A co-worker from the legal office. 677 00:45:44,492 --> 00:45:47,746 - I don't remember him. - You were on maternity leave. 678 00:45:47,996 --> 00:45:50,165 He's a nice guy. 679 00:45:50,540 --> 00:45:53,293 Why's he asking how you are ? 680 00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:57,255 Because today I lost my temper about that case in Basilicata 681 00:45:57,422 --> 00:45:59,132 that's been dragging on. 682 00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:00,675 He noticed I was a bit... 683 00:46:01,301 --> 00:46:03,511 - And you're not replying ? - No. 684 00:46:06,055 --> 00:46:10,185 I don't understand people who don't answer texts. 685 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,270 It won't take a second. 686 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:17,192 This person was kind enough to ask... 687 00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:21,571 All you have to say is, "I'm fine, I'm at home." 688 00:46:21,696 --> 00:46:24,699 - That's right. - Why ? He's not at home. 689 00:46:26,409 --> 00:46:28,703 - That's right. - I was just saying... 690 00:46:28,828 --> 00:46:33,666 Then write, "I'm fine, thanks. I'm having dinner with friends." 691 00:46:33,792 --> 00:46:37,295 - That's right. - Why must he say where he is ? 692 00:46:39,589 --> 00:46:42,842 It's just a matter of principle. 693 00:46:43,176 --> 00:46:46,596 We don't have any privacy any more. Once phone calls started with: 694 00:46:46,721 --> 00:46:49,599 "How are you ?" Now it's: "Where are you ?" 695 00:46:50,183 --> 00:46:53,728 - No, he asked "how are you ?" - That's my business ! 696 00:46:54,062 --> 00:46:57,482 Okay ? Why should I tell you where I am ? 697 00:46:57,732 --> 00:47:00,860 Why ? And why the fuck would you care ? 698 00:47:01,236 --> 00:47:05,448 - Why are you taking it out on me ? - These things are ruining our lives. 699 00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:08,117 They're taking our private lives away from us. 700 00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:12,121 And we're allowing them to, day after day, without realizing it. 701 00:47:17,126 --> 00:47:19,838 - Okay, I won't answer it. - Good, don't answer it. 702 00:47:21,089 --> 00:47:24,259 Guys, this eclipse is having a bad effect on you. 703 00:47:24,384 --> 00:47:26,719 Rocco, you've got an email. 704 00:47:27,637 --> 00:47:31,391 - I've got a text too. - No, first Rocco's email. 705 00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:32,851 Scared ? 706 00:47:33,643 --> 00:47:35,603 Scared of what ? 707 00:47:35,645 --> 00:47:38,606 Orizzonti Tour. The house in Salina's confirmed. 708 00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:41,526 - Thank goodness ! - You were lucky. 709 00:47:42,485 --> 00:47:45,405 Let's read Carlotta's text. 710 00:47:45,613 --> 00:47:48,658 No, I want to read one out. 711 00:47:49,784 --> 00:47:53,162 I've learnt something I want to... 712 00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:55,665 Siri, read email. 713 00:47:57,166 --> 00:47:59,168 You have no new email. 714 00:47:59,294 --> 00:48:01,796 Not even Siri understands you. What email ? 715 00:48:02,171 --> 00:48:04,299 - It's a message. - A message. 716 00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:07,427 Siri, read the message. 717 00:48:10,513 --> 00:48:15,268 You have a message from +393462371733. 718 00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:17,770 Dear Mrs. De Rosa, we'd like to inform you 719 00:48:17,937 --> 00:48:20,189 we have a spot available in June. 720 00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:24,527 During this time we're offering a 25% discount. 721 00:48:24,694 --> 00:48:27,572 Do not hesitate to call us for further information. 722 00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:31,826 Thank you for contacting us. La Quiete Home for the Elderly. 723 00:48:33,786 --> 00:48:36,331 - Do you want to answer ? - I don't want to answer. 724 00:48:36,456 --> 00:48:39,417 Who sends messages at this hour ?! They're crazy ! 725 00:48:39,584 --> 00:48:42,837 - La Quiete ? Is it a rest home ? - No... 726 00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:47,342 I went there last week with my friend Rita, her mom's there. 727 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:51,220 It's lovely, I had a look around and asked for some information. 728 00:48:51,346 --> 00:48:53,848 - That's all. - That's all ? 729 00:48:54,849 --> 00:48:57,185 You asked for information at a rest home ? 730 00:48:57,310 --> 00:49:02,565 That's like going to a funeral and asking if there's a tomb available. 731 00:49:02,690 --> 00:49:05,360 It's not a rest home. It's a five-star facility. 732 00:49:05,610 --> 00:49:07,236 So what ? 733 00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:09,948 - Why didn't you tell me ? - I forgot. 734 00:49:10,365 --> 00:49:13,368 I didn't even save the number. 735 00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:17,622 I don't believe it. 736 00:49:17,747 --> 00:49:20,500 You want to kick mom out. 737 00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:24,712 Don't pass me off as something I'm not. I'm not kicking anyone out. 738 00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:26,839 - That woman adores you. - I know. 739 00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:29,634 She helps us out with the kids, with everything. 740 00:49:30,259 --> 00:49:32,720 - Or am I mistaken ? - You're not mistaken, but... 741 00:49:32,887 --> 00:49:35,390 But what ? 742 00:49:35,598 --> 00:49:39,852 I love her too, you know that. But ever since she's been with us, 743 00:49:39,978 --> 00:49:42,855 our dynamics have changed. Admit it. 744 00:49:44,899 --> 00:49:48,736 Sure... mom, who sleeps in a cubicle at the end of the hall, 745 00:49:48,861 --> 00:49:52,407 is to blame for our problems. Yes, that's possible. 746 00:49:52,782 --> 00:49:56,661 Pretend I never said anything. We don't have problems, it's fine. 747 00:49:57,286 --> 00:50:02,417 I'm fond of Cosimo's mom too, but if she came to live with us... 748 00:50:02,542 --> 00:50:05,294 I'm sorry, darling, but I couldn't cope. 749 00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:08,923 With my mother ? I wouldn't want to live with her either. 750 00:50:09,298 --> 00:50:13,511 Some facilities are so nice that old folks beg to go there. 751 00:50:13,678 --> 00:50:16,764 - It's like a resort. - Did she tell you to say that ? 752 00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:20,268 Would you live with Carlotta's mom ? 753 00:50:20,309 --> 00:50:23,312 - My mother's a widow. Hers isn't. - Mine isn't. 754 00:50:24,564 --> 00:50:29,819 Lele's right... but she can be a pain in the ass when she wants to be. 755 00:50:31,279 --> 00:50:34,574 I got more slaps from your mom than from my dad. 756 00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:38,327 - Obviously not enough. - Your mom's not bursting with charm. 757 00:50:39,412 --> 00:50:43,166 Okay, I'll admit she can be a bit difficult. 758 00:50:44,459 --> 00:50:47,336 - What time it is ? - Just after ten. 759 00:50:47,462 --> 00:50:49,589 - Let's go and see the eclipse. - Yes ! 760 00:50:49,797 --> 00:50:52,717 - Leave the phones on the table. - Can I take mine ? For a photo. 761 00:50:52,842 --> 00:50:56,345 - Okay, just you. Not you ! - Come on, the eclipse ! 762 00:50:56,471 --> 00:50:59,932 They're well-organized. As soon as they bury one, 763 00:51:00,058 --> 00:51:02,351 they send out a message to find a replacement. 764 00:51:02,477 --> 00:51:07,106 - No joke, they were fully booked. - I should open a nursing home. 765 00:51:07,482 --> 00:51:10,818 Open one in the hills. Capers outside, old folks inside. 766 00:51:11,486 --> 00:51:14,322 It's lovely, though I still see two of them. 767 00:51:14,697 --> 00:51:16,866 There are two, one on top of the other. 768 00:51:19,452 --> 00:51:21,704 - Lovely, isn't it? - Yes. 769 00:51:21,829 --> 00:51:24,624 It won't last much longer, then it'll disappear. 770 00:51:24,832 --> 00:51:29,879 Listen, I'm sorry about before, I said it without thinking. 771 00:51:30,004 --> 00:51:33,966 - I wouldn't want you to be upset. - I'm not upset. 772 00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:40,890 I wonder why eclipses fascinate us so much. 773 00:51:43,643 --> 00:51:46,896 - The Dark Side of the Moon ! - Great record ! 774 00:51:53,027 --> 00:51:55,279 Let's take a photo, come over here. 775 00:51:56,405 --> 00:51:57,865 - Who'll take it? - I Will. 776 00:52:00,993 --> 00:52:03,663 - Squeeze together. - I'll bend down or we won't fit. 777 00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:06,666 Wait, darling, I'll do it. Hold it... 778 00:52:06,916 --> 00:52:09,919 - Everyone in ? Smile. - One... 779 00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:12,255 "Hi". 780 00:52:14,507 --> 00:52:17,301 - What does he want on a Friday night? - I don't know. 781 00:52:17,552 --> 00:52:18,678 - Who's Ivano ? - Her ex. 782 00:52:18,886 --> 00:52:21,013 - He's pissed. - No. 783 00:52:21,389 --> 00:52:24,517 - I'm joking. - Let's take the photo. 784 00:52:27,436 --> 00:52:31,816 - Why did you save his number as Ivano ? - How else ? That's his name. 785 00:52:32,024 --> 00:52:34,527 - By his surname. - Come on, he's her ex ! 786 00:52:34,694 --> 00:52:36,571 - Precisely ! - Exes are dangerous. 787 00:52:36,779 --> 00:52:39,448 They're like the Japanese, they never give up. 788 00:52:39,699 --> 00:52:41,409 Especially if they got dumped. 789 00:52:41,576 --> 00:52:43,828 That's right. Bianca ? Bianca ? 790 00:52:44,912 --> 00:52:46,581 - Who broke it off ? - Me. 791 00:52:46,789 --> 00:52:48,916 Come on, take this photo. 792 00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:51,335 He's harmless, but it's the principle... 793 00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:52,920 Smile ! 794 00:52:54,046 --> 00:52:55,840 One, two... 795 00:52:55,965 --> 00:52:59,468 "I feel like screwing" 796 00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:05,183 - Good thing he was harmless. - What the fuck ? 797 00:53:05,224 --> 00:53:08,352 - I can explain. - It says, "I feel like screwing" ! 798 00:53:08,603 --> 00:53:11,689 - It could be predictive text. - Shut the fuck up. 799 00:53:11,856 --> 00:53:13,858 - Let me explain. - Go on then. 800 00:53:13,983 --> 00:53:18,112 Ivano's in a relationship with this girl, it's all about sex. 801 00:53:18,237 --> 00:53:21,741 Well, it is for her but he's in love, 802 00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:24,577 but won't admit it and he's suffering like a dog. 803 00:53:24,744 --> 00:53:28,080 - That's why he called the vet. - Well ? 804 00:53:29,749 --> 00:53:32,084 Well ? Why's he texting you ? 805 00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:36,881 I don't know what's so funny. What's so funny ? 806 00:53:37,006 --> 00:53:42,762 - I tell you what, he can explain. - No, there's really no need. 807 00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:47,016 Please, there's nothing to explain. It's pointless, just stop. 808 00:53:47,642 --> 00:53:48,976 - All right ? - Quiet everyone. 809 00:53:53,773 --> 00:53:57,026 Hey, thanks for calling. I'm sorry to be a pain, Bianca. 810 00:53:57,151 --> 00:53:59,153 - Did she call you ? - Yes. 811 00:53:59,779 --> 00:54:02,031 - And ? - She asked me over. 812 00:54:02,657 --> 00:54:05,034 - Don't go. - I can't help myself. 813 00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:08,996 - She gets to me, I want to go. - But she'll only hurt you. 814 00:54:09,247 --> 00:54:12,250 - I 'm hurting enough as it is. - It'll be worse if you go. 815 00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:16,921 - Some help you are! - At least I'm trying to help. 816 00:54:17,296 --> 00:54:20,299 Otherwise don't bother calling, you know what I think. 817 00:54:20,675 --> 00:54:24,053 - What a pain ! Bye. - Bye... Ivano ! 818 00:54:24,428 --> 00:54:27,890 - Don't go there ! - Okay... bye. 819 00:54:30,810 --> 00:54:34,146 - Satisfied ? - How often do you talk ? 820 00:54:34,438 --> 00:54:38,192 - Now and then. - How often is now and then ? 821 00:54:38,818 --> 00:54:41,320 - Every time he wants to... - I get it. 822 00:54:41,529 --> 00:54:43,447 He panics and calls me. 823 00:54:44,907 --> 00:54:48,452 Give him Eva's number, he needs a therapist, not an ex. 824 00:54:48,828 --> 00:54:51,956 - Guys, the meatloaf's ready. - Unbelievable ! 825 00:54:55,459 --> 00:54:59,422 - Why didn't you tell me you talk ? - Because it's not important. 826 00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:03,301 - There's nothing to tell. - You say we should share everything. 827 00:55:03,426 --> 00:55:05,845 Everything that's important for our relationship. 828 00:55:06,554 --> 00:55:10,975 - I think he still wants to screw you. - And that seems very important. 829 00:55:11,100 --> 00:55:13,311 - Don't be silly ! - Yeah, don't be silly. 830 00:55:14,228 --> 00:55:18,232 - I don't talk to my exes. - No, they'd prefer you dead. 831 00:55:18,357 --> 00:55:23,112 If it bothers you, I'll call him and tell him not to call any more. 832 00:55:23,237 --> 00:55:26,240 - Right, you tell him. - Then Cosimo is happy 833 00:55:26,365 --> 00:55:29,744 and you can speak to Ivano in secret. 834 00:55:29,869 --> 00:55:32,371 If I tell Cosimo I won't talk to him, then I won't. 835 00:55:32,747 --> 00:55:36,876 Why shouldn't you talk to him ? He's a friend, Cosimo should trust you. 836 00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:39,879 I trust her, but I can't stand him. Alright ? 837 00:55:41,756 --> 00:55:46,385 - Doesn't Ivano have a house in Anzio ? - Yes, that's why she wanted to go. 838 00:55:46,594 --> 00:55:49,013 Yes, of course ! 839 00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:55,394 - Does he really have a house there ? - You really are crazy ! 840 00:55:55,519 --> 00:55:59,899 - I don't even know him ! - I'm not in the mood, Lele. 841 00:56:00,358 --> 00:56:02,401 I can see that. 842 00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:06,405 - It's Sofia. - Answer it. 843 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:13,412 - Hello, darling. Are you okay ? - Hi, dad. Yes, I'm fine. 844 00:56:13,913 --> 00:56:17,416 - Can you talk ? - Yes, of course. Go ahead. 845 00:56:17,750 --> 00:56:21,796 I don't know how to tell you this, but Gregorio's parents are away. 846 00:56:21,921 --> 00:56:25,925 And he's asked me to go... to sleep there. 847 00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:29,929 Dad, are you still there ? 848 00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:34,183 - And what did you say ? - I don't know, I want to. 849 00:56:34,308 --> 00:56:37,436 But I wasn't expecting it tonight. 850 00:56:37,561 --> 00:56:40,815 If I don't go, he might be upset. What shall I do ? 851 00:56:41,023 --> 00:56:44,944 Don't go just because he'd be upset. That can't be the only reason. 852 00:56:45,152 --> 00:56:47,196 Of course it's not... 853 00:56:48,322 --> 00:56:51,534 And don't expect me to be enthusiastic about it. 854 00:56:51,826 --> 00:56:53,327 Come on, dad... 855 00:56:54,328 --> 00:56:58,332 But there is something I want to say. 856 00:56:59,208 --> 00:57:04,422 This is an important moment, something you'll remember all your life. 857 00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:10,469 It's not just something to tell your friends tomorrow. 858 00:57:11,429 --> 00:57:13,556 If you think that later... 859 00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:18,352 whenever you look back on it, it'll make you smile... 860 00:57:20,312 --> 00:57:22,606 then go ahead. 861 00:57:23,357 --> 00:57:26,110 But if you don't feel like it, if you're not sure, 862 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,362 then forget about it. 863 00:57:30,114 --> 00:57:32,116 Because you have plenty of time. 864 00:57:33,993 --> 00:57:36,245 - Do you know what ? - What ? 865 00:57:36,370 --> 00:57:39,248 - Never mind. - No, tell me. 866 00:57:39,874 --> 00:57:43,002 You embarrassed me today when you gave me those condoms. 867 00:57:43,377 --> 00:57:45,504 I didn't know where to look. 868 00:57:45,629 --> 00:57:48,591 I didn't tell you to use them. 869 00:57:49,008 --> 00:57:53,095 Why then ? I think you knew, you have a sixth sense. 870 00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:56,265 You've never done it before. Anyway... 871 00:57:56,891 --> 00:58:00,144 If I do go to Gregorio's, tell mom I'm at Chicca's. 872 00:58:00,603 --> 00:58:03,397 - Why don't you tell her ? - What ? 873 00:58:03,522 --> 00:58:05,524 - The truth. - Are you crazy ? 874 00:58:05,649 --> 00:58:08,903 - I've told you to talk to her. - You know what she's like. 875 00:58:09,028 --> 00:58:11,989 She never listens, just gets angry. 876 00:58:12,281 --> 00:58:16,535 - Have a little bit of patience. - A lot of patience. 877 00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:19,371 Okay, a lot of patience. 878 00:58:19,914 --> 00:58:23,417 But I think it's worth a try. Try it. 879 00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:27,046 You're too in love with mom to see what a bitch she is. 880 00:58:28,005 --> 00:58:31,008 - Okay, I have to go. Thanks. - Sofa... 881 00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:48,192 You did really well. 882 00:58:52,446 --> 00:58:55,449 The therapy must be working. 883 00:58:57,159 --> 00:58:58,452 Bianca... 884 00:58:59,453 --> 00:59:02,289 - Did you tell her ? - No. 885 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:07,086 - You told her. - Okay, but I only told her. 886 00:59:09,046 --> 00:59:12,466 - And I only told Peppe. - And I... Only Lele. 887 00:59:12,591 --> 00:59:16,595 - And Lele kept it to himself. - She's my wife... 888 00:59:16,804 --> 00:59:19,306 She's my best friend. 889 00:59:23,477 --> 00:59:25,604 - Sorry... - Don't be. 890 00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:30,609 He's seeing a therapist, not a whore ! Come on ! 891 00:59:30,985 --> 00:59:32,444 Right... 892 00:59:33,487 --> 00:59:35,197 There's the frog again. 893 00:59:35,573 --> 00:59:39,618 - Lucio wants you to answer him. - Why's he insisting ? 894 00:59:39,743 --> 00:59:43,122 Answer him, then he might stop. 895 00:59:43,247 --> 00:59:46,250 Perhaps I'd better, or he won't leave me alone. 896 00:59:47,001 --> 00:59:51,338 "I'm having dinner with friends, we'll talk tomorrow." 897 00:59:54,717 --> 00:59:56,635 Let's see if he sends another... 898 00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:59,638 "We've decided to reveal our private business." 899 00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,599 No, we can't... 900 01:00:06,395 --> 01:00:09,023 He wrote "jerk". 901 01:00:09,732 --> 01:00:12,151 - Damn. - How dare he ? 902 01:00:12,276 --> 01:00:15,404 You'll have to explain this. 903 01:00:15,779 --> 01:00:18,282 - Explain what ? - You don't just call someone a jerk. 904 01:00:18,490 --> 01:00:21,285 In fact he's an oaf, he's bad-mannered. 905 01:00:21,410 --> 01:00:24,371 Would this oaf happened to be named Lucia ? 906 01:00:24,496 --> 01:00:28,792 - Don't be silly ! - Such a cheeky co-worker. 907 01:00:29,793 --> 01:00:33,672 He's calling you. Answer it, then we'll know more. 908 01:00:33,797 --> 01:00:36,425 We'll find out why he's so angry. 909 01:00:36,675 --> 01:00:38,552 Come on. 910 01:00:39,386 --> 01:00:43,265 - Okay, on speaker, right? - Yes. 911 01:00:50,648 --> 01:00:53,442 - Hello ? - Why do you sound so glum ? 912 01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:56,195 I thought you said you had a fever ? 913 01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,447 Then why did you go out ? 914 01:00:58,572 --> 01:01:01,825 Have you nothing to say ? 915 01:01:02,076 --> 01:01:05,079 You're a jerk. You know what ? 916 01:01:05,204 --> 01:01:07,665 You can't make a decision, 917 01:01:07,706 --> 01:01:10,209 you don't know what you want in life. 918 01:01:10,334 --> 01:01:13,796 You don't even know if you like men or women. 919 01:01:14,171 --> 01:01:15,714 So fuck off ! 920 01:01:25,724 --> 01:01:29,603 This guy's off his rocker... 921 01:01:30,229 --> 01:01:34,233 I would never have thought it. But... 922 01:01:41,824 --> 01:01:44,827 You must be crazy ! 923 01:01:45,119 --> 01:01:47,496 You don't think I'm... 924 01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:52,126 No, he's a co-worker who's gay... 925 01:01:52,584 --> 01:01:56,255 and he's obsessed with me, that's all. 926 01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:06,515 Stop messing around, okay. Carlotta ? 927 01:02:06,765 --> 01:02:10,394 - Carlotta, no messing around. - Why didn't you tell me ? 928 01:02:11,770 --> 01:02:15,649 He's a co-worker... Rocco, you tell her. 929 01:02:16,358 --> 01:02:19,611 - Cosimo, come on ! - He's a co-worker who... 930 01:02:21,405 --> 01:02:23,657 - He's a co-worker. - You see ? 931 01:02:25,284 --> 01:02:26,994 Have you been with him ? 932 01:02:27,661 --> 01:02:30,414 - What? - Have you been with him ? Simple. 933 01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:35,127 Have I been with who ? He's a co-worker who's in love with me 934 01:02:35,294 --> 01:02:37,671 and he's convinced I'm in love with him. 935 01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:40,549 Yes, because fags think everyone else is a fag. 936 01:02:40,674 --> 01:02:43,677 - An elegant analysis. - Sorry, it came out all wrong, but... 937 01:02:43,802 --> 01:02:46,555 The concept is the same. 938 01:02:46,805 --> 01:02:49,308 - What are you talking about? - Rocco's right, sort of. 939 01:02:49,433 --> 01:02:53,312 I want to know if you've been with this Lucio. Yes or no ? 940 01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:57,441 Carlotta... Geez ! Come on ! 941 01:02:57,649 --> 01:03:02,321 We've been together for 10 years. We have two wonderful children. 942 01:03:02,529 --> 01:03:05,324 - You should know me. - Maybe not well enough. 943 01:03:05,532 --> 01:03:08,702 What do you mean ? Say something to her ! 944 01:03:12,581 --> 01:03:15,918 Carlotta, look at me. Darling, look at me. 945 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:21,465 Can you imagine me with a man ? Like this, eyes straight ahead ? 946 01:03:21,590 --> 01:03:24,343 Can you imagine me like that ? Can you ? 947 01:03:26,553 --> 01:03:30,474 Though there's no harm in that. I'm just saying that... 948 01:03:30,808 --> 01:03:33,602 because I have other tastes, and you know that. 949 01:03:33,685 --> 01:03:35,604 Carlotta... 950 01:03:35,813 --> 01:03:38,190 I promise you, between me and... 951 01:03:38,357 --> 01:03:40,609 - Lucio. - Lucio... nothing's ever happened. 952 01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:43,362 I swear. 953 01:04:05,634 --> 01:04:07,469 It's Lucio. 954 01:04:08,637 --> 01:04:10,889 He says he misses your kisses. 955 01:04:29,157 --> 01:04:30,993 Is he a fag then ? 956 01:04:34,413 --> 01:04:37,541 - Guys, how can I explain... - There's nothing to explain. 957 01:04:40,419 --> 01:04:42,796 Don't you start now. What's wrong ? 958 01:04:44,423 --> 01:04:48,051 What's wrong ? Nothing. I'm fine. Are you ? 959 01:04:49,303 --> 01:04:51,430 Yes, I'm fine. 960 01:04:52,014 --> 01:04:54,641 - Fine then. - Wait, let him talk. 961 01:04:55,017 --> 01:04:57,811 Talk ? He hasn't said anything for 20 years. 962 01:04:58,186 --> 01:05:00,647 What was I supposed to tell you ? 963 01:05:00,772 --> 01:05:03,066 What were you supposed to tell me ? 964 01:05:03,191 --> 01:05:06,695 We've been friends since childhood, tell me who you are. 965 01:05:06,820 --> 01:05:09,823 He's the same person you've always confided in, 966 01:05:10,032 --> 01:05:12,326 and shared everything with. 967 01:05:13,285 --> 01:05:15,704 I wouldn't say everything, Peppe. 968 01:05:15,829 --> 01:05:18,957 He omitted a small detail. 969 01:05:20,709 --> 01:05:23,086 And perhaps he should've told me. 970 01:05:25,297 --> 01:05:27,466 I should have told you ? 971 01:05:29,968 --> 01:05:32,471 - Why ? - We've slept together. 972 01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:36,683 Took a shower together. I want to know if my best friend's a fag. 973 01:05:36,808 --> 01:05:40,979 I might decide it's fine by me, but I want to know, damn it ! 974 01:05:44,316 --> 01:05:46,735 "I might decide it's fine by me" ? 975 01:05:48,862 --> 01:05:50,614 Do you hear yourself? 976 01:05:51,365 --> 01:05:52,866 Do you realize what you said ? 977 01:05:52,991 --> 01:05:56,870 Do you realize what you didn't say ? 978 01:05:56,995 --> 01:06:00,958 - But what's the problem ? - I'm asking him, I want to know. 979 01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:03,377 Let me get this straight. 980 01:06:03,502 --> 01:06:08,382 Does it bother you that I'm a fag, or just that I didn't tell you ? 981 01:06:10,509 --> 01:06:14,388 - You're going too far, Cosimo. - Okay... 982 01:06:14,596 --> 01:06:18,976 lf you find it normal, then it's all in my head. 983 01:06:20,018 --> 01:06:22,521 Okay ? It's all good. 984 01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:25,774 I'm exaggerating. I was wrong. Forgive me. 985 01:06:28,026 --> 01:06:30,779 No, I'm the one who's wrong. 986 01:06:31,905 --> 01:06:34,992 I was wrong to think we were friends. 987 01:06:39,413 --> 01:06:41,415 Better not drink from the bottle... 988 01:06:42,290 --> 01:06:43,875 Fuck off, Rocco ! 989 01:06:52,426 --> 01:06:54,928 He's not cheating on you with another woman, 990 01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:57,931 so he's not questioning his relationship with you. 991 01:06:58,140 --> 01:07:00,809 He's questioning himself. 992 01:07:00,934 --> 01:07:03,812 He told you lies because it was inevitable, 993 01:07:03,937 --> 01:07:06,565 but you must decide if you want him, 994 01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:10,444 and if you can forgive him or not, that's the real problem. 995 01:07:10,902 --> 01:07:15,198 The real problem is that Lucio's missing my husband's kisses. 996 01:07:26,043 --> 01:07:30,714 - When did this affair start ? - What affair ? This is absurd. 997 01:07:31,465 --> 01:07:35,177 Not really. You haven't touched me in months. 998 01:07:35,719 --> 01:07:38,972 I was sure you had someone else, maybe a whore like Peppe's. 999 01:07:39,097 --> 01:07:41,475 It would all make sense. 1000 01:07:44,478 --> 01:07:47,856 - It'd make sense ? - How long has it been going on ? 1001 01:07:48,190 --> 01:07:49,983 Lele, how long ? 1002 01:07:50,192 --> 01:07:52,861 How long has it been going on ? 1003 01:07:54,112 --> 01:07:56,073 Not long. 1004 01:08:15,092 --> 01:08:17,135 - Can I say something ? - No. 1005 01:08:20,263 --> 01:08:22,766 How many ? 1006 01:08:24,142 --> 01:08:26,645 - How many what ? - How many before him ? 1007 01:08:26,770 --> 01:08:28,522 None. 1008 01:08:29,731 --> 01:08:31,858 Lucio's the only one. 1009 01:08:36,154 --> 01:08:37,781 All right... 1010 01:08:37,989 --> 01:08:40,158 Thanks for dinner. 1011 01:08:44,496 --> 01:08:47,415 - Let's go, we'll talk at home. - In front of the kids ? 1012 01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:51,169 "Kids, we have something to tell you. Daddy's a fag ! 1013 01:08:51,545 --> 01:08:54,673 But don't tell your teacher, or you'll show daddy up 1014 01:08:54,881 --> 01:08:57,134 when he picks you up from school." 1015 01:08:57,259 --> 01:09:00,679 - Have you finished ? - Why don't you say something ? 1016 01:09:00,887 --> 01:09:03,181 They're your friends, they want to know. 1017 01:09:03,306 --> 01:09:04,891 Let's go home. 1018 01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:07,269 You go home. 1019 01:10:05,994 --> 01:10:07,579 It's yours. 1020 01:10:17,464 --> 01:10:19,132 Hello, yes ? 1021 01:10:19,257 --> 01:10:21,384 Hi, Cosimo, at last ! 1022 01:10:21,509 --> 01:10:24,512 You're hard to get a hold of. 1023 01:10:24,638 --> 01:10:27,098 Don't you check your messages ? 1024 01:10:27,265 --> 01:10:30,143 I've left loads over the last two weeks. 1025 01:10:30,268 --> 01:10:34,231 - I know, Maurizio... - I've called you a hundred times. 1026 01:10:34,356 --> 01:10:39,027 - I know, you're right. - Just tell me if she liked the ring. 1027 01:10:39,152 --> 01:10:43,657 Yes, she liked it. Sorry, now's not a good time. 1028 01:10:44,157 --> 01:10:48,161 Well did she like the earrings ? 1029 01:10:48,370 --> 01:10:51,539 Sorry, but I really have to go. I'm tied up. Bye. 1030 01:11:10,308 --> 01:11:12,686 Did who like the earrings ? 1031 01:11:14,312 --> 01:11:17,190 - You, they were for you. - For me ? 1032 01:11:17,315 --> 01:11:19,401 - Yes... - I don't wear earrings. 1033 01:11:19,567 --> 01:11:24,197 - I don't even have pierced ears. - Well, I got them... 1034 01:11:24,698 --> 01:11:27,701 - You're telling lies. - No, it's not a lie. 1035 01:11:27,826 --> 01:11:32,414 Have I ever lied to you ? Enough of this game, it's bad for us. 1036 01:11:32,539 --> 01:11:36,459 - Too many misunderstandings now. - They were for Ginevra. 1037 01:11:36,835 --> 01:11:39,587 Ginevra ? What are you talking about? 1038 01:11:39,838 --> 01:11:42,340 Tell me you're not screwing Ginevra. 1039 01:11:42,424 --> 01:11:44,426 Screwing Ginevra ? What do you mean ? 1040 01:11:45,093 --> 01:11:47,429 Who were those fucking earrings for then ? 1041 01:11:56,604 --> 01:11:58,356 Answer it. 1042 01:11:59,107 --> 01:12:02,360 - It's Marika, come on. - Talk to Marika. 1043 01:12:04,112 --> 01:12:06,239 It's a work thing... 1044 01:12:07,490 --> 01:12:09,617 Bianca, give me that phone. 1045 01:12:13,204 --> 01:12:14,622 Give me that phone. 1046 01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:17,625 Give me that fucking phone ! 1047 01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:24,632 Hello, sweetie ? Sorry for calling so late, Cosimo... 1048 01:12:24,758 --> 01:12:28,762 I panicked. I did the test and there are two lines on it. 1049 01:12:28,845 --> 01:12:33,641 I think it's positive. I think I'm pregnant. Am I ? 1050 01:12:33,767 --> 01:12:36,853 Am I pregnant? I can't tell, do two lines mean positive ? 1051 01:12:36,978 --> 01:12:40,648 Cosimo, can you hear me ? Are you there ? 1052 01:12:41,358 --> 01:12:43,526 Can you hear me, sweetie ? 1053 01:12:57,665 --> 01:12:59,417 Fuck! 1054 01:13:06,049 --> 01:13:07,634 Bianca ! 1055 01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:14,182 Bianca. 1056 01:13:18,061 --> 01:13:20,939 Open this door. Open it, please ! 1057 01:13:38,039 --> 01:13:40,083 You're disgusting. 1058 01:14:00,437 --> 01:14:02,063 Eva ! 1059 01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:24,002 What's wrong ? 1060 01:14:24,377 --> 01:14:25,879 Nothing. 1061 01:14:27,589 --> 01:14:30,008 - Are you sure ? - Yes. 1062 01:14:48,651 --> 01:14:51,029 What the... 1063 01:14:51,112 --> 01:14:53,031 What the fuck ! 1064 01:14:54,908 --> 01:15:00,038 We've only just gotten married, we screw every day, we're happy... 1065 01:15:00,413 --> 01:15:02,540 Will you tell me why ? 1066 01:15:03,041 --> 01:15:06,503 I don't know. Bianca, I really don't know. 1067 01:15:08,755 --> 01:15:11,549 I didn't even want to get married. 1068 01:15:11,758 --> 01:15:16,763 I never believed in marriage. Marriage makes me sad and anxious. 1069 01:15:17,639 --> 01:15:19,933 I didn't want a child, either. 1070 01:15:20,558 --> 01:15:24,062 What do I know about bringing kids up ? 1071 01:15:25,897 --> 01:15:28,066 I just wanted to be free. 1072 01:15:29,817 --> 01:15:32,946 Then that asshole came along and turned my life upside-down. 1073 01:15:33,154 --> 01:15:37,575 He made me believe we could be happy and I trusted him, but... 1074 01:15:39,077 --> 01:15:41,704 How the fuck does Marika fit in with this ? 1075 01:15:45,083 --> 01:15:48,086 - How the fuck does she fit in ? - Go away ! 1076 01:15:48,211 --> 01:15:50,213 - Don't open it. - Go away ! 1077 01:15:51,172 --> 01:15:53,216 Carlotta, it's me, open the door. 1078 01:15:55,927 --> 01:15:57,720 Will you open the door ? 1079 01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:24,581 It doesn't mean anything, you know. 1080 01:16:25,248 --> 01:16:27,625 He's just a guy on Facebook. 1081 01:16:27,750 --> 01:16:30,587 Look at me ! I don't even know him. 1082 01:16:31,879 --> 01:16:34,757 A guy you don't know asks if you're wearing panties ? 1083 01:16:34,966 --> 01:16:38,886 It's a game. But we've never met. We just write to each other. 1084 01:16:40,847 --> 01:16:42,599 - Call him. - What? 1085 01:16:42,849 --> 01:16:44,017 Call him ! 1086 01:16:44,267 --> 01:16:47,770 I can't, I've never spoken to him. He's got a family. 1087 01:16:48,146 --> 01:16:51,608 - Really ? You have a family too. - Come on... 1088 01:16:51,774 --> 01:16:53,735 - Call him ! - We only write... 1089 01:16:53,901 --> 01:16:56,613 - If it's a game, call him. - Please, don't call him ! 1090 01:16:56,779 --> 01:17:00,783 - What would I say to him ? - Let's see how well you know him. 1091 01:17:03,661 --> 01:17:05,163 Play the game. 1092 01:17:19,802 --> 01:17:22,639 Hello ? Carlotta, is that you ? 1093 01:17:22,805 --> 01:17:24,057 Hi. 1094 01:17:24,265 --> 01:17:27,935 - Sorry, was I wrong to write tonight ? - No, it's okay. 1095 01:17:28,645 --> 01:17:31,189 What a surprise ! How come you're calling ? 1096 01:17:31,939 --> 01:17:35,026 - I was curious to hear your voice. - I'm glad you did. 1097 01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:38,696 I'd like to meet up too. 1098 01:17:40,198 --> 01:17:42,784 But we agreed not to. 1099 01:17:42,909 --> 01:17:45,662 Or rather, you didn't want to. 1100 01:17:45,828 --> 01:17:48,331 You're right, yes. I did say that. 1101 01:17:48,706 --> 01:17:53,961 If you've changed your mind, we could meet, I'd like to. 1102 01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:56,673 - Sorry, I have to go now. - Carlotta, wait. 1103 01:17:57,215 --> 01:17:59,926 - What? - You've got a nice voice. 1104 01:18:00,051 --> 01:18:03,054 - It's not how I imagined it. - Bye. 1105 01:18:04,847 --> 01:18:06,557 You see... 1106 01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:10,853 Are you wearing panties or not ? 1107 01:18:11,854 --> 01:18:13,564 Just curious. 1108 01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:20,113 We're all very curious, we'd like to know. 1109 01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:26,077 - Are you ? - Stop it. 1110 01:18:26,202 --> 01:18:29,997 - It's an easy question, tell me. - Please, just stop it. 1111 01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:32,959 - Stop it, please ! - Let me see. 1112 01:18:33,084 --> 01:18:34,752 Stop it ! 1113 01:18:39,882 --> 01:18:43,010 - I'm going home. - Tell the kids about this too. 1114 01:18:43,386 --> 01:18:46,389 Tell them their mother doesn't wear panties. 1115 01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:52,228 All this fuss over panties ! Here you go. 1116 01:18:52,353 --> 01:18:54,480 - I'm not wearing any, happy ? - Hey... 1117 01:18:54,856 --> 01:18:57,358 - What are you doing ? - Leave me alone. 1118 01:18:57,734 --> 01:19:00,778 After what I've heard tonight, this is nothing. 1119 01:19:01,988 --> 01:19:06,117 I'll tell you a secret you won't find on my phone, or Lele's. 1120 01:19:06,284 --> 01:19:08,411 - Don't do this. - Quiet, let me finish. 1121 01:19:08,786 --> 01:19:11,038 I was driving that night, not Lele. 1122 01:19:11,164 --> 01:19:16,294 He took the blame but I was driving. I was drunk, I'd have ended up in jail. 1123 01:19:17,754 --> 01:19:20,047 But what would we have done with the kids ? 1124 01:19:20,923 --> 01:19:24,761 We chose... what is it we always say ? 1125 01:19:24,886 --> 01:19:26,429 The lesser of two evils. 1126 01:19:27,305 --> 01:19:32,143 But a man died, I wouldn't call that the "lesser of two evils". 1127 01:19:36,439 --> 01:19:40,902 - Okay, that's enough now. - Enough what, Lele ? 1128 01:19:41,068 --> 01:19:44,947 You do realize we haven't discussed it since, like it never happened ? 1129 01:19:45,156 --> 01:19:48,451 The only thing that's kept us together was my guilt. 1130 01:19:48,785 --> 01:19:52,079 The guilt you've made me feel over the years. 1131 01:19:57,043 --> 01:19:58,961 Why haven't we split up ? 1132 01:20:05,092 --> 01:20:08,054 People should learn how to split up. 1133 01:20:16,938 --> 01:20:19,482 If only you'd told me you were a fag ! 1134 01:20:19,816 --> 01:20:22,235 It would've made things easier. 1135 01:20:35,373 --> 01:20:38,876 Actually, I'm the one who's the fag. 1136 01:20:52,139 --> 01:20:54,141 Fag ! 1137 01:20:55,476 --> 01:20:57,228 Did I say it right ? 1138 01:21:00,022 --> 01:21:03,526 When you say it, you always articulate it like this... fag ! 1139 01:21:03,901 --> 01:21:08,030 You pronounce it with two Fs and a nice hard G. 1140 01:21:08,489 --> 01:21:10,616 Did I say it right ? 1141 01:21:11,492 --> 01:21:13,995 Did I say it right, or not? 1142 01:21:18,165 --> 01:21:22,169 - Not such a good idea, was it? - I'd say not. 1143 01:21:23,546 --> 01:21:27,508 - Why didn't you tell us before ? - Why didn't I tell you before ? 1144 01:21:27,925 --> 01:21:30,428 Because I didn't know before. 1145 01:21:31,304 --> 01:21:35,433 - Then when I realized... - I'll tell you why he didn't tell us. 1146 01:21:37,059 --> 01:21:40,438 Because I was a fag for two hours, and that was long enough. 1147 01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:45,026 We're all open-minded here, right? 1148 01:21:46,068 --> 01:21:49,155 We all like to have a fag for a friend. 1149 01:21:50,323 --> 01:21:52,575 And now we've got one too. 1150 01:21:54,911 --> 01:21:57,955 - And it seems we took it very well. - Fuck off ! 1151 01:21:58,080 --> 01:21:59,457 There, you see ? 1152 01:21:59,582 --> 01:22:04,086 You think they didn't renew my contract because I'd put weight on ? 1153 01:22:04,962 --> 01:22:07,173 - Was it because you're gay ? - Rocco, for God's sake. 1154 01:22:07,340 --> 01:22:09,216 Not gay ! It doesn't befit you. 1155 01:22:09,425 --> 01:22:13,346 Carry on saying "fag" ! It comes more naturally. 1156 01:22:13,930 --> 01:22:16,057 Peppe, why don't you sue the school ? 1157 01:22:16,682 --> 01:22:19,602 Sue them ? I can't even tell you I'm gay... 1158 01:22:19,977 --> 01:22:23,940 never mind a court of people, a judge, the lawyers... 1159 01:22:25,358 --> 01:22:27,485 my relatives... 1160 01:22:30,446 --> 01:22:34,992 I liked this game, it was a bit like the story of the serial killer, 1161 01:22:35,117 --> 01:22:38,245 I wanted to be unmasked too. 1162 01:22:38,496 --> 01:22:40,206 But not like this though. 1163 01:22:47,630 --> 01:22:50,591 At least you can introduce us to Lucio now. 1164 01:22:51,217 --> 01:22:53,636 I really don't think so, Rocco. 1165 01:22:54,595 --> 01:22:56,639 Because tonight... 1166 01:22:57,390 --> 01:22:59,976 you're the ones who came out, not me. 1167 01:23:03,646 --> 01:23:05,272 No... 1168 01:23:06,148 --> 01:23:08,025 I won't introduce you. 1169 01:23:08,234 --> 01:23:11,529 Not because I'm scared of your wisecracks, 1170 01:23:11,654 --> 01:23:14,365 I've heard enough of those. 1171 01:23:14,991 --> 01:23:19,495 But because I know he'd be hurt at the first weird glance. 1172 01:23:20,037 --> 01:23:23,249 And I don't want him to be hurt, I want to protect him. 1173 01:23:24,041 --> 01:23:27,503 Because if you love someone, you protect them, from everything. 1174 01:23:29,672 --> 01:23:30,923 From this... 1175 01:23:35,428 --> 01:23:37,555 and all this. 1176 01:23:57,033 --> 01:24:00,953 Bianca. Come on, open this door. 1177 01:24:03,164 --> 01:24:05,207 That's enough, open this door. 1178 01:24:06,959 --> 01:24:09,462 She's locked herself in. 1179 01:24:09,920 --> 01:24:11,422 Bianca ! 1180 01:24:14,967 --> 01:24:16,427 Open the door ! 1181 01:24:16,594 --> 01:24:19,722 - Get her out of there ! - How ? 1182 01:24:19,847 --> 01:24:21,932 - Break it down ! - Let's try. 1183 01:24:23,851 --> 01:24:26,437 - Break the door down. - Bianca ! 1184 01:24:27,480 --> 01:24:29,982 - Open this door ! - Get out of the way ! 1185 01:24:58,761 --> 01:25:01,013 Your mother called. 1186 01:25:01,138 --> 01:25:03,599 I told her you're going to be a father. 1187 01:25:03,891 --> 01:25:07,728 She was very happy. She congratulated me. 1188 01:25:22,034 --> 01:25:25,121 You're right not to introduce Lucio to them. Keep him to yourself. 1189 01:25:49,311 --> 01:25:51,063 Go on. 1190 01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:52,940 Go, go on ! 1191 01:27:22,112 --> 01:27:24,031 Look how beautiful it is ! 1192 01:27:25,532 --> 01:27:27,368 It's full again. 1193 01:27:27,910 --> 01:27:29,620 It's amazing ! 1194 01:27:32,665 --> 01:27:35,918 That's enough ! You're always at it ! 1195 01:27:36,043 --> 01:27:39,171 - Hurry up, darling, it's cold. - I'm on my way. 1196 01:27:39,296 --> 01:27:40,798 Bye. Peppe. 1197 01:27:41,006 --> 01:27:43,259 - Bye, Lele. - I'll call you. 1198 01:27:46,804 --> 01:27:49,181 Are we on for soccer tomorrow ? 1199 01:27:50,057 --> 01:27:53,269 - I haven't heard from anyone. - It's probably been called off. 1200 01:27:53,394 --> 01:27:56,313 - Call me if there's a game. - Of course. 1201 01:27:56,939 --> 01:27:58,691 - Come on ! - I'm coming. 1202 01:27:58,941 --> 01:28:03,070 Peppe, next time we want to meet Lucilla. 1203 01:28:03,279 --> 01:28:06,282 Okay, as soon as she's feeling better. Bye, good night. 1204 01:28:07,324 --> 01:28:11,829 - Why didn't you want to play the game ? - I didn't like the idea. 1205 01:28:12,288 --> 01:28:16,417 No, you insisted on not playing. Got something to hide ? 1206 01:28:19,336 --> 01:28:20,587 No. 1207 01:28:20,796 --> 01:28:22,715 Why then ? 1208 01:28:23,716 --> 01:28:26,927 Because we're breakable... all of us, 1209 01:28:27,803 --> 01:28:29,179 some more than others. 1210 01:28:36,228 --> 01:28:41,734 You're right, this has become our black box, it's got everything inside. 1211 01:28:41,859 --> 01:28:43,319 Perhaps too much. 1212 01:28:44,194 --> 01:28:46,488 And it's wrong to play around with it. 1213 01:28:51,493 --> 01:28:54,371 But I have nothing to hide. 1214 01:28:54,997 --> 01:28:57,249 You can do whatever you want with it. 1215 01:28:59,251 --> 01:29:02,379 You can take a look. There's no passcode. 1216 01:29:04,757 --> 01:29:07,343 Nice earrings, are they new ? 1217 01:29:08,719 --> 01:29:10,012 Yes. 1218 01:29:18,228 --> 01:29:20,105 Marika: Call me, it's urgent ! 1219 01:29:20,272 --> 01:29:22,733 Eva: I wanted you so bad tonight... 1220 01:29:24,026 --> 01:29:26,111 - Who are you texting ? - Eva and Rocco. 1221 01:29:26,278 --> 01:29:29,031 - To thank them for tonight. - Good. 1222 01:29:29,782 --> 01:29:33,160 - We had a good time, right? - Yes. 1223 01:29:33,369 --> 01:29:36,038 "That makes two of us" 1224 01:29:40,501 --> 01:29:44,797 - It's Marika, what a pain ! - For a shift change, don't answer it. 1225 01:29:44,922 --> 01:29:47,132 I'm not going to. 1226 01:29:48,008 --> 01:29:50,552 Listen... no more biodynamic wine. 1227 01:29:51,929 --> 01:29:54,306 I bought six bottles of it. 1228 01:29:55,057 --> 01:29:56,183 Figures ! 1229 01:31:03,750 --> 01:31:09,006 PERFECT STRANGERS