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Hi.

2
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Oh hey, how are you?

3
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Good, how are you?

4
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Good. So, the total is $14.65

5
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Great. Thank you, so much.

6
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Heh-hey.

7
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Hey! There are two pieces
missing from this pizza.

8
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That is our PAC-MAN deal.

9
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Where we make a whole pizza,

10
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we take a couple slices out of it

11
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and it looks like a PAC-MAN monster.

12
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No, that's bullshit.

13
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I can see the food in
your beard from here.

14
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You're disgusting,
I'm calling your boss.

15
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No no no.

16
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Don't do that, don't do that.

17
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I'll give you a discount
on the pizza, $15.

18
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That's what it costs originally.

19
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No, this is the discount.

20
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$10 for the pizza, $5 for the tip.

21
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Hey Clark, are you home early?

22
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Yeah, I got fired.

23
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Oh no, what happened?

24
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Well, I got a little
hungry after working

25
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for three hours straight.

26
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And ate a couple slices of pizza.

27
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Everybody got mad and yelled at me.

28
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I'm so sorry.

29
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Well, so I'm gonna be a
little bit late with the rent.

30
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Hey, don't worry about it.

31
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I know how hard this job market is

32
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and I'll cover this month
and we'll put it on your tab.

33
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I have some money saved
up and once you get back

34
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on your feet you can pay me back.

35
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Sound like a deal?

36
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Yeah, I guess that sounds fair.

37
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But I don't want you jumping in there

38
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as soon as I get a job and
asking for all your money back.

39
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Give me some time to build up a savings.

40
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I don't know, pay some bills.

41
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Get some walking around money.

42
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Et cetera.

43
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Yeah, I know I know.

44
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Just don't ride my ass
when I get that job.

45
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I know, I know.

46
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I need some cushion time.

47
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Three, six, nine months even.

48
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

49
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Completely get it.

50
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Oh, hey hey!

51
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This is my work.

52
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Then leave it at work.

53
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I can't.

54
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I gotta get the paperwork
done for these cases.

55
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Gah, you are the most
boring police officer

56
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I have ever met in my entire life.

57
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This is just temporary.

58
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Once I've passed the academy
I'm going to

59
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be out on the street.

60
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Isn't that what you said last year?

61
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Sorry, I'm being a dick.

62
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Come on, let's get going.

63
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Let's get you applying
for some jobs online.

64
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We're gonna get you a job.

65
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No thanks.

66
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I think I'm just gonna
drink until I pass out.

67
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Why don't you come see
me for lunch tomorrow?

68
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No.

69
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My treat?

70
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Okay.

71
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Have you looked for any jobs today?

72
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No.

73
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Listen, Clark.

74
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I'm here to support you.

75
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And I wanna help you out, buddy.

76
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But, you gotta try.

77
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I am trying.

78
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No, you're not really.

79
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You haven't even looked
for any jobs today.

80
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Yeah, but I woke up.

81
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And that's a pretty good start.

82
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I have a friend and she
manages a call-center.

83
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If I set up an interview, would you go?

84
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I guess.

85
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What are you doing?

86
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Getting ahold of her.

87
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No no, you can't do that now.

88
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You gotta prepare for something
like this.

89
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You know I've got a lot
of sleeping to catch up on

90
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and stuff like that.

91
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Oh! They let you out of
the office during the day?

92
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Yeah, what moron's
stuffing paper into envelopes

93
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with you gone?

94
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Ha ha ha ha!

95
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That's so great guys.

96
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Like, I'm like a, like I'm
gonna go out, sniff the air.

97
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And I'm gonna go to
the bathroom and stuff.

98
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You know like...

99
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You shit outside?

100
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No, like I'm an Aleutian
working dog, you know?

101
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Yeah, dog's shit outside.

102
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Look, my partner here
doesn't understand metaphors.

103
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Nuh-ah.

104
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In his defense, your face does look

105
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like somebody that'd love
to poop outside.

106
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What the hell is going on here?

107
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Whoa! Whoa!

108
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Pipe down.

109
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Clark, this is Garibaldi and Betts.

110
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We were in the academy
together like three years ago.

111
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Remind me, was that the
first time or second time

112
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that you failed?

113
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Second time.

114
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What's this?

115
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Oh, no no.

116
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That's not...

117
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You don't need to..

118
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Ah, comic books?

119
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What, uh, two year-old
did you jack those from?

120
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Two year-olds can't read.

121
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Yeah, some can.

122
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No, none can.

123
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Super smart ones can.

124
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Yeah dude.

125
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Yeah, super smart ones can.

126
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We gotta go.

127
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Cop shit.

128
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Goodbye guys.

129
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Get a razor.

130
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Shut up.

131
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They're so cool.

132
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The hell was that?

133
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What, those guys are cool.

134
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Cool?

135
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Those guys were dicks.

136
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No, we're just always
razzing each other.

137
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You know, poking fun.

138
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That's how cops are.

139
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That conversation consisted
of them giving you shit.

140
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You making some weird terrible joke

141
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about being a dog or something?

142
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A God-awful joke if it was one at all.

143
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I mean, you just embarrassed
yourself out there.

144
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You just said you pooped
outside in the yard.

145
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Comics?

146
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At work?

147
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Come on, dude.

148
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Ah no, I go and read them
in the bathroom, you know?

149
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It's like a really cool story

150
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and it's like a break
from all the paperwork.

151
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They make me happy.

152
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Oh, you have an interview.

153
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When?

154
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Your resume is, uh, something.

155
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You've had a lot of jobs.

156
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Yeah, I've been out there experimenting.

157
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Mm-hmm.

158
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Oh and, you don't have any references?

159
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No, I don't have any.

160
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Oh, actually, yeah I do.

161
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Here.

162
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Oh you have a refer...

163
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Okay.

164
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There we go.

165
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I guess that's Dale?

166
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Yeah.

167
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Presto, there's Dale.

168
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Uhm, so, as you know we
always need new employees here

169
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at Stanton Family Electronics.

170
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And, uhm, there is a
relatively high turnover rate.

171
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Like the pastry.

172
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I'm sorry? No.

173
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Turnover.

174
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No, I don't mean that.

175
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I mean like, uhm, there's
a lot of people that

176
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we hire and they have to
quickly move on to other things.

177
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Right.

178
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Who's going to be upset
about a surplus of pastries.

179
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No, I'm not talking about pastries.

180
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Yeah, I know.

181
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Okay, can we just move on.

182
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So, if you know how to answer a phone,

183
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follow a basic script,

184
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you can pretty much work here.

185
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Oh, I can do that.

186
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Great!

187
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When do I start?

188
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Oh, you can go ahead and sit down.

189
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Why don't we do a little
role-playing, first.

190
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See how you handle some of the things

191
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that might come up on a phone
call with a customer, okay?

192
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Let's give it a shot.

193
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Come on, I'm excited.

194
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So, here's my phone.

195
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Hello, my DVD player is not working.

196
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I wondered if you can help me.

197
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Ah, yes.

198
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Have you tried unplugging
it and plugging it back it?

199
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I already tried that.

200
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Oh, maybe you can go grab a hammer

201
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and start hitting it.

202
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Nope. Nope.

203
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We would never recommend that.

204
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No, I fix a lot of things
by hitting them with hammers.

205
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Do you really do that?

206
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How much is broken at your home?

207
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You know what, lets...

208
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- Let's try something else.
- Start over.

209
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Okay.

210
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Uhm, hello, I have a remote control

211
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that has a couple buttons
that are not working anymore.

212
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Do you have any advice?

213
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Take the batteries out,
and put 'em right back in.

214
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Great, one second.

215
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Take out the battery.

216
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Great, that's also not working.

217
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Well, I wouldn't suggest hitting it

218
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because we don't recommend
things like that.

219
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But if you could take it,
and then smack it against

220
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the coffee table or the couch leg...

221
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This is the same thing.

222
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That's still hitting it.

223
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Yeah, you don't...

224
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You hit the electronic
against something else.

225
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It's the way to fix things.

226
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It's an impact of some...

227
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It's a way to fix things.

228
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It's not the only way, of course.

229
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It's just a different
way of damaging them.

230
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I don't know what to do here.

231
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Uhm, well.

232
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Thank you so much for coming in.

233
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It was great to meet you.

234
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Tha... thank you.

235
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Clark, we'll uhm...

236
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I will do something with this.

237
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Oh hey, there you are.

238
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Hey.

239
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:28,555
Where you been, buddy?

240
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Ah, sleeping.

241
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For four days?

242
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Four days?

243
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,193
I guess you didn't have any time

244
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to check in or say hi or anything.

245
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,496
But you had plenty of
time to make spaghetti.

246
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What spaghetti?

247
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You know, that enormous
bowl of spaghetti

248
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that's been there on the counter
all week.

249
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I assumed you were just making
them and then eating them

250
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and then immediately making another one.

251
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They've been steaming.

252
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Is it painful?

253
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Because I can prescribe
you something for pain.

254
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,911
No, no it's not painful.

255
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Should it be?

256
00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,481
Well, is it one noodle?

257
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At a time?

258
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Like one long noodle?

259
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'Cause if it's one long noodle,
you know,

260
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that seems like it might not hurt.

261
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The size of your urethra
being comparable

262
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to the size of a spaghetti noodle.

263
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,158
But is it possible that you inserted

264
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the spaghetti into your penis first?

265
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:08,561
No.

266
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:11,031
If it's a dry noodle,
a dry noodle can go in.

267
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I've put needles inside of urethras.

268
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,367
Why?

269
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Science.

270
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To see if I could.

271
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:17,170
Why do you go to the Moon?

272
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,472
Did you just fall
asleep at a college party?

273
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:20,373
Be honest.

274
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,175
Did you buy a bunch of teenagers beer

275
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,277
for a college party and then
fall asleep.

276
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:25,846
And then you wiped off all the dicks

277
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,180
they drew on your face
and then you showed up

278
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,315
here at my office.

279
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,917
And they put spaghetti
in your penis somehow.

280
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:30,818
Do I like like a guy who...

281
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:31,651
You do.

282
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:32,685
It's not any of those things.

283
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,021
It's just a, I'm just...

284
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,155
Freaking out.

285
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,589
Very well.

286
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:37,657
Is it making you anxious?

287
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:38,491
Yes.

288
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,326
Okay!

289
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,029
I will write you a prescription.

290
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,971
There you are, sir.

291
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,606
Weed.

292
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,075
Really good weed.

293
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,043
I don't need a weed.

294
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,744
I need a fix.

295
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,180
Did you not see my diploma?

296
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,082
Oh.

297
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,917
And there's myriad
ways in which marijuana

298
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,185
might help your issue.

299
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,019
Name one thing.

300
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,587
Well, it might make you hungry.

301
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,822
And then if you eat the spaghetti maybe

302
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,323
it'll break a curse, I don't know.

303
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:11,825
You would drink a spaghetti pee?

304
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,126
No.

305
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,462
But, I don't like spaghetti.

306
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:17,197
Oh.

307
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:26,439
Drink that spaghetti pee.

308
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,316
Sorry, I'm getting a little anxious.

309
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,051
This isn't happening.

310
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,386
This isn't happening.

311
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,088
This isn't happening.

312
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,622
This isn't...

313
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:04,844
Come on, that's my bag, please.

314
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:05,778
Give me your bag.

315
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,047
Give me your...

316
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,084
Please, help my bag!

317
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,728
What the hell?

318
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,463
What the hell?

319
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,364
What the hell?

320
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,099
No no, don't do that.

321
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,100
No, I'm sorry.

322
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,535
I'm sorry, sorry.

323
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:53,626
Freeze.

324
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:57,864
Get off my plane.

325
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,067
I ain't heard no fat lady.

326
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:03,770
What the hell?

327
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:04,704
Oh my God, I'm sorry.

328
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,273
Is that spaghetti?

329
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,540
What's going on, Clark?

330
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,142
Look, okay.

331
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,078
This is going to seem weird.

332
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:14,114
I can sling spaghetti from my hands.

333
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,450
Yeah, okay.

334
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:18,585
Look at the couch.

335
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:19,852
You mean this?

336
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,421
This pile of spaghetti
you had in your hand

337
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,689
and then threw at me?

338
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,091
That came from inside of me.

339
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:27,627
This is, by far, your lamest prank ever.

340
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,430
We gotta take you to a
doctor or an ER or something.

341
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,264
Yeah?

342
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:32,232
And tell 'em what, exactly?

343
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,366
I don't know, but...

344
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,968
Yeah, assuming that
they don't lock me up

345
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,036
and throw me in a straight jacket,

346
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,604
what do you thinks gonna
happen when they find out

347
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,339
I can shoot spaghetti out of my hands.

348
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:40,907
Being a real life mutant's
not gonna work out

349
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,342
for me as well as you'd think.

350
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,243
Yeah, you're right.

351
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,777
I mean, look how it went for the X-Men.

352
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:47,880
But this is weird man,
we've gotta do something.

353
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,382
Yeah, no shit it's weird.

354
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,483
Does it hurt?

355
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:51,951
No.

356
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:52,919
Do you feel different?

357
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,321
No.

358
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,356
What if you, like, told
a scientist or something?

359
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,624
What'd I just say, Dale?

360
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:58,858
I don't wanna tell anybody about this.

361
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,293
This could be used for good, maybe.

362
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,394
Like it could be a gift.

363
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,230
You know, now I regret
saying anything to you.

364
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,664
No no no.

365
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:05,865
No, I'm sorry.

366
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,930
Give us your money, asshole.

367
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,107
Give me your wallet.

368
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,142
I don't... please, stop it.

369
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,443
Okay, Clark.

370
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:51,944
Do not engage criminals.

371
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:52,912
You're gonna stand up.

372
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:53,980
And you're gonna run out of here.

373
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:54,947
And you're gonna go home.

374
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,716
Okay, and stand up...

375
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:05,692
Listen, assholes.

376
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,794
You leave that guy alone.

377
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:10,897
Who the hell are you?

378
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,932
I'm. I'm uh...

379
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,136
Just walk away now, or else.

380
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,005
Or else what?

381
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,507
You know what?

382
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,041
This isn't really working out

383
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,210
the way I thought it was going to.

384
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,345
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna go.

385
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,013
Yeah, walk away, bitch.

386
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:27,847
Bitch.

387
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,382
Ah. Ow.

388
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:44,597
Ahhhhh!

389
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,268
Who are you?

390
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:51,571
I'm the Spaghettiman.

391
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,440
Oww. That was bad ass.

392
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,008
Thank you, thank you so much.

393
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,610
Did you see all that
cool stuff I just did?

394
00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,012
I thought they were going to kill me.

395
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:02,014
This isn't about you.

396
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:05,118
This about the punching, the
headbutting, the kyah, kyah.

397
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:08,188
I wish I could, I
wish I could repay you.

398
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,722
You can.

399
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:12,325
What?

400
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,193
What's in your wallet?

401
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,394
Wait, uhm, seriously?

402
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,296
Yeah, I mean, you said you wanted

403
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,397
to repay me, right?

404
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,265
Oh, uhm.

405
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,603
Uhm, uh, a couple 20s and...

406
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,074
Thank you.

407
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,076
Pleasure doing business with you.

408
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,380
Thank you for saving my life.

409
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,247
Dick.

410
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,984
Dick with 42 dollars.

411
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,289
Betts likes beets...

412
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,424
Betts doesn't like beets.

413
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,759
Mmkay, mmkay.

414
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,464
What are you doing?

415
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:54,401
What, what's that on your head?

416
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,603
And why are you dancing?

417
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,838
Because I just made $40.

418
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,507
Kicking some ass.

419
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:01,341
What?

420
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:02,175
Yeah, dude.

421
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,443
It was crazy.

422
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,977
Alright, I was walking
down the street, right?

423
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,446
And I hear this dude just getting

424
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,014
the living daylights kicked out of him.

425
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:10,517
So I'm all like, I think
this guy needs to be saved.

426
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,619
Look, very bravely,
and without hesitation.

427
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,455
I just wanna emphasize,
not a moment went by

428
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,458
until I decided, this
guy needs to be saved.

429
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,526
By me.

430
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:22,395
So I look around, grab
this paper sack, right?

431
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,163
Put it over my head, so of course,

432
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,199
nobody can see my face.

433
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,067
And then I just leapt into action.

434
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,202
I just let 'em have it.

435
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,804
Bam. Boom. Kick. Slice.

436
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:32,972
Took 'em all out.

437
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,508
Then, the dude paid me.

438
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:36,576
So you saved him?

439
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:37,710
Pssh, yeah. Yeah.

440
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:38,945
And I got paid.

441
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,112
What if...

442
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,915
What if you use the
spaghetti thing for good?

443
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:45,552
Uhh, I did.

444
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,287
I got paid 40 dollars.

445
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,255
That's pretty good.

446
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,856
But that's not what a superhero does.

447
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,725
A superhero does things because
it's the right thing to do.

448
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,561
And because he's a nice guy.

449
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:55,662
Whoa, whoa.

450
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,596
Slow down.

451
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,598
Who said anything
about being a superhero.

452
00:19:58,631 --> 00:19:59,866
Think about it!

453
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,034
You could clean up the
streets and beat up bad guys

454
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,436
and be a role-model.

455
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,772
Yeah, yeah. Or, or...

456
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,174
I can get paid to punch people.

457
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,409
I think you're missing the point.

458
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,277
No.

459
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,444
Look, I hear what you're saying, Dale.

460
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:12,712
And, I totally get it.

461
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,013
But, I also don't give a shit.

462
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,382
I'm gonna do me, right?

463
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,583
I'ma get paid.

464
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:17,684
Get my money.

465
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,018
And pay that rent.

466
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,420
Pay you back.

467
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,789
Boom, everything's great, baby.

468
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:23,656
Get on up!

469
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,200
'Scuse me.

470
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,069
Did you lock your keys in the car?

471
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,008
Stop right there.

472
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,848
Hey, hey, I bet this incline is

473
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,149
pretty tough on the 'ol arms, huh?

474
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:50,983
I'm sorry, what?

475
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:51,951
Yeah, let me help you out.

476
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,185
Whoa whoa, no no no, I'm doing...

477
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,454
Whoa, where are you taking me?

478
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:55,455
- Hey, hey.
- To a shortcut.

479
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,056
Nn-nn-nn-no, what?

480
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,426
It's okay, I'm taking you to a shortcut.

481
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,193
Nn-no, I can't do stairs, man.

482
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,029
Not with that attitude you can't.

483
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,063
What's going on?

484
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,398
Oh, hello, sir.

485
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,500
This young lady tried
to break into your car.

486
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:08,801
I stopped her.

487
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:12,939
And then tied up her
hands with this spaghetti.

488
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:13,906
Uh. Okay.

489
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,210
Do not drop me.

490
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,379
I just want you to sit back, relax,

491
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:21,247
keep your hands inside
the chair at all times,

492
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,415
and we'll get you up there.

493
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,684
Stairs aren't for
people in wheelchairs man.

494
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,853
Sounds like an excuse
for segregation to me.

495
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,287
No no, don't use that word.

496
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:29,356
Who the hell are you?

497
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,590
The question is,

498
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,726
how much is this woman
willing to cough up

499
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,595
in order to not get kidnapped.

500
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:36,429
What?

501
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,630
What?

502
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:40,367
Yeah, I can let this
whole thing just continue.

503
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,836
Or, you can pay me, mmm,
a hundred bucks.

504
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:44,704
I...

505
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:46,906
Have sixty?

506
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,675
That'll do.

507
00:21:58,184 --> 00:21:59,886
You're gonna tell all
your friends about this.

508
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,020
No, I'm going to tell
all my friends about

509
00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:02,422
how I met a lunatic.

510
00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:04,691
No, you're gonna
tell them how you met a hero!

511
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:05,525
A hero?

512
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:06,359
You're not a hero.

513
00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:07,259
Soldiers are heroes.

514
00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:08,461
Superman is a hero.

515
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:09,662
You're an asshole.

516
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:10,930
I'm all of those things.

517
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,298
I can let her go right now.

518
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,232
Yes.

519
00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,434
And then she'll probably go back

520
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,335
to breaking into your car,
stealing it, driving it away.

521
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:17,203
Or...

522
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:22,909
Uh, I have...

523
00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:26,145
Seventeen bucks?

524
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,815
That'll do, thank you.

525
00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:34,587
Oh, great, you're alive.

526
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:37,824
How long was I out?

527
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,059
Not long, 37 minutes or so.

528
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:41,060
But, hey, don't worry.

529
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:42,562
I very heroically watched over you,

530
00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,597
and not just because of
the money you owe me.

531
00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:46,032
But because it's the right thing to do.

532
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,634
But...

533
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:51,170
You can, uh, give me that $60,
so I can...

534
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,143
I respect that.

535
00:22:57,176 --> 00:22:59,779
Okay, great.
Thank you so much.

536
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:00,613
No problem.

537
00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:01,514
Thank you so much.

538
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,348
I admit...

539
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,315
No, don't.

540
00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:04,016
I admit, that took me a little bit

541
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,117
longer than thought.

542
00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:06,586
It took a little bit
longer than you thought?

543
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:07,820
You planned this?

544
00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,255
So I'm gonna cut you a deal.

545
00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:11,290
Half off what you were
originally gonna pay.

546
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:12,124
What?

547
00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:12,959
I am not paying you shit.

548
00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:14,126
That's the deal!

549
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,127
There's no deal.

550
00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:17,530
A deal has to exist if
someone wants something.

551
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:18,364
I didn't want any of this.

552
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:19,198
Okay.

553
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:19,999
You ruined my day.

554
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:20,833
Okay.

555
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:21,668
You ruined my day.

556
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:22,502
Okay.

557
00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:23,369
Bite me.

558
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,671
Hah. How 'bout this.

559
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:25,538
Dinner.

560
00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:33,412
I'll have an Eggs Benedict bar.

561
00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:35,047
That'll be a great weekend.

562
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,249
Garibaldi's gonna love it.

563
00:23:38,317 --> 00:23:39,752
Oh, oh, hey Dale.

564
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,955
I know you were Betts best man,

565
00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:44,924
but I was wondering if you
could also be my best man,

566
00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:48,461
'cause I like you
more than I like Betts.

567
00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:50,997
I like you more than I like
almost anyone.

568
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,632
Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

569
00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:53,466
What a day.

570
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:54,634
Good day.

571
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:57,537
You should take your mask
off before you come home.

572
00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:58,437
Why?

573
00:23:58,471 --> 00:23:59,371
So villains don't know where you live?

574
00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:02,041
Villains?

575
00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:03,375
Supervillains?

576
00:24:03,409 --> 00:24:04,811
Hey, Batman had the Bat-cave.

577
00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:06,979
And Superman had
the Fortress of Solitude.

578
00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:09,215
Even Spider-man had a
backpack that he at least

579
00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:10,517
he put his costume into.

580
00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:12,184
Okay, okay.

581
00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:14,754
I'll start taking the
mask off three blocks

582
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:17,189
down the street so that the villains

583
00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:20,292
don't follow me back to the Bat-cave.

584
00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:27,667
There's gotta be a better way
to do this.

585
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,502
Walking around, looking for crimes.

586
00:24:29,536 --> 00:24:31,203
Trying to solve 'em.

587
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,308
What's your problem?

588
00:24:36,342 --> 00:24:38,110
You know, I would love to
be out there helping people.

589
00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:39,078
But I can't.

590
00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:40,980
I'm stuck in a office.

591
00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:41,848
All day.

592
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,619
I'm sorry, I'm not mad at you.

593
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:47,554
I'm just...

594
00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:52,324
It was May of 1992 when the
cancer first struck my dad.

595
00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:53,159
Holy crap.

596
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:53,993
Yeah, I know.

597
00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:55,728
I'm on TV.

598
00:24:55,762 --> 00:24:56,996
In a NewsChannel 4 exclusive,

599
00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:59,431
we finally have footage
of the masked vigilante

600
00:24:59,465 --> 00:25:00,867
that's been running around town,

601
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:03,135
allegedly wearing a brown-paper bag.

602
00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:04,804
One of our viewers sent in this footage

603
00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,806
recorded from her mid-town apartment.

604
00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:09,942
She attempted to follow, but
lost him around the corner.

605
00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:12,044
Police recommend, do
not engage the subject

606
00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:13,846
and to call the crime-stoppers hotline

607
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,815
below with any information.

608
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:16,816
This is awesome.

609
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,317
Maybe I'll be able to
drum up more business.

610
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,352
People will be able to
get in contact with me.

611
00:25:20,386 --> 00:25:22,288
Don't give anyone your
address, or your name,

612
00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:23,222
or your phone number.

613
00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:24,591
You don't want that Clark.

614
00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:26,826
Please, if you listen
to one thing I say,

615
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:27,927
listen to that.

616
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,429
Uhhh, I'm not an idiot, Dale.

617
00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:32,131
I'm not gonna lead supervillains back

618
00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:35,501
to our Fortress of Solitude
where they can come get me.

619
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:36,335
Good.

620
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,203
Stupid.

621
00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:43,142
But a craigslist ad is anonymous.

622
00:25:57,824 --> 00:25:59,058
Dammit.

623
00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:00,292
Dammit.

624
00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:01,928
Dammit.

625
00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:17,043
Hey, whoa, this ad is killing it.

626
00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:17,877
Yeah?

627
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,045
Yeah man, I got tons of messages.

628
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,047
Here, help me figure out
what I should do.

629
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,415
Wait, you didn't use your
own cell phone number in that,

630
00:26:23,449 --> 00:26:24,250
did you?

631
00:26:24,283 --> 00:26:25,084
No, Dale.

632
00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:25,918
I didn't.

633
00:26:25,952 --> 00:26:26,753
I'm not an idiot, okay?

634
00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:27,586
I watched The Wire.

635
00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:31,257
We use burners for things like this.

636
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:32,291
"Dear Spaghettiman..."

637
00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:34,393
That's your official name?

638
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,128
Yeah, pretty awesome, huh?

639
00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:37,830
Okay, "Dear Spaghettiman, me,

640
00:26:37,864 --> 00:26:39,598
some douchebag stole my television."

641
00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:41,801
"I know who it is, and
can get you his address."

642
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,870
"I'll pay you $50."

643
00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:45,738
It sounds like someone's
just gonna pay your $50

644
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:47,273
to steal someone else's television.

645
00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:48,107
Mm, don't care.

646
00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:48,941
Not enough money.

647
00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:49,776
Pass.

648
00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:50,609
Next email.

649
00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:51,610
"Dear Spaghettiman,

650
00:26:51,644 --> 00:26:53,145
My ex-wife won't give me my dog back."

651
00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:56,615
"It's very dear to me and I would
give you $100 to get it back."

652
00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:58,417
Yeah, that seems like
a tricky situation.

653
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,688
'Cause even if you get the dog back,
she might sue you.

654
00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:03,389
And if you don't, he
might sue you for harm...

655
00:27:03,422 --> 00:27:06,392
Don't care, it's like 20
miles outside of town anyway.

656
00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:07,459
I'm not doing it.

657
00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:10,029
There's a lot of just,
small, weird ones in here.

658
00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:11,731
No one wants to pay any good money.

659
00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:12,732
Listen, I'm gonna go to work.

660
00:27:12,765 --> 00:27:14,366
To do police work.

661
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,968
And do some real good in the city.

662
00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:18,037
Not because I'm paid to.

663
00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:19,806
But because I want to.

664
00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:22,274
And also because I'm paid to.

665
00:27:23,542 --> 00:27:24,877
Pass.

666
00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:26,312
Pass.

667
00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:27,747
Pass.

668
00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:29,148
Pass.

669
00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:30,649
Pa... wait a second.

670
00:27:35,454 --> 00:27:36,989
Please, uh, come in.

671
00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:38,524
Can I get you anything?

672
00:27:38,557 --> 00:27:39,625
Some soda, water...

673
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:40,492
Coffee?

674
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,800
Do you have any soup?

675
00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:48,667
Soup?

676
00:27:49,635 --> 00:27:52,304
Yeah, I'd like a soup.

677
00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:54,640
Alright, feed me some intel.

678
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:55,708
Tell me about this guy.

679
00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:57,443
Uhm, his name is Gary.

680
00:27:57,476 --> 00:28:01,180
And, uhm, he's been
involved with these guys

681
00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:03,149
for a few months now.

682
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:05,384
We were having some issues
in our relationship,

683
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,286
and I guess...

684
00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:09,221
the drugs just made him feel better.

685
00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:10,823
Yeah, drugs are cool like that.

686
00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:12,491
So then he started to use harder stuff.

687
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:14,593
And he couldn't pay for it.

688
00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:16,763
And now they're just keeping him there.

689
00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:18,230
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

690
00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:20,299
Yeah, he's a sex-slave now.

691
00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:21,133
No!

692
00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:22,268
No, they...

693
00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:24,136
They're just asking for
ransom and I can't pay for it.

694
00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:25,237
Oh, uhm...

695
00:28:25,271 --> 00:28:27,139
That makes sense.

696
00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:28,007
Yeah.

697
00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:43,055
I got this.

698
00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:44,090
Are you sure?

699
00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:45,091
There's gonna be like a...

700
00:28:45,124 --> 00:28:47,994
like a bunch of guys there.

701
00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:49,728
Pfft, please.

702
00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:52,064
Stephanie, I am a superhero.

703
00:28:52,098 --> 00:28:54,233
Now, can I get this to go.

704
00:29:01,707 --> 00:29:05,044
Hey Terry, get the door.

705
00:29:13,719 --> 00:29:14,520
Criminals listen up.

706
00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:15,754
I'm here for Gary and I want...

707
00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:18,690
One, two, three, four, five, ssss...

708
00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:21,660
Okay, I messed up here.

709
00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:23,029
Okay, who the hell are you?

710
00:29:23,062 --> 00:29:25,431
I, uh, I'm the Spaghettiman?

711
00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:26,665
Oooh, cool.

712
00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:27,499
What?

713
00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:28,835
'Kay, I'm here for Gary and if...

714
00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:30,136
Hey guys, I'm Gary.

715
00:29:30,169 --> 00:29:32,704
Gary. Get back in there!

716
00:29:32,738 --> 00:29:34,941
If you guys know what's good for you.

717
00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:36,675
You'll cooperate.

718
00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:38,777
Now listen, do you got $1,500?

719
00:29:38,811 --> 00:29:40,746
No. I do not.

720
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,148
Then you're not taking shit.

721
00:29:42,181 --> 00:29:43,149
Sir, you are mistaken.

722
00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:44,884
I came here for Gary and
I'm gonna take him back.

723
00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:47,653
Oh, well but, I'm afraid
you're mistaken, asshole.

724
00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:50,823
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my... what the?

725
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,149
Ha ha ha. Blocked it, idiot.

726
00:30:23,522 --> 00:30:24,356
Hey?

727
00:30:24,390 --> 00:30:26,092
Hey, you okay?

728
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:26,959
Hey, hey man?

729
00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:28,227
Hey dude?

730
00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:29,095
Hey?

731
00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:31,898
Oh my God, this guy's actually dead.

732
00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:55,121
Hey hey hey.

733
00:30:55,154 --> 00:30:57,890
Take another step and he gets it.

734
00:30:57,924 --> 00:30:58,824
Alright, I got it.

735
00:30:58,857 --> 00:30:59,825
I got it.

736
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:00,826
Listen, I don't know
what the shit you are.

737
00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,428
But I swear to God, if you touch me,

738
00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:04,830
I'm gonna paint the wall
with his brains.

739
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:05,664
Okay, you got it?

740
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:06,832
I got it, I got it.

741
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,167
Okay. Now get the hell out of my house.

742
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,236
Unless you're gonna come back
with some money and shit.

743
00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:13,172
Or, you can shut your ugly mouth.

744
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,374
And eat a bowl of justice.

745
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:19,045
What?

746
00:31:19,078 --> 00:31:19,878
Look, alright, no no no.

747
00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:20,712
You know what?

748
00:31:20,746 --> 00:31:21,547
Forget about it.

749
00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:22,681
Forget I even said it.

750
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,450
I was coming up with a
catch-phrase on the fly and I...

751
00:31:24,483 --> 00:31:25,484
I messed it up.

752
00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:26,518
I didn't say it.

753
00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:28,120
Go back to one.

754
00:31:28,154 --> 00:31:30,056
Well get the hell out of my place then.

755
00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:31,323
You piece of shit.

756
00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:33,159
Hey, buddy, is that a leak in your roof?

757
00:31:33,192 --> 00:31:34,026
Daaamn.

758
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:36,895
Hey, that wasn't bad, right?

759
00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:39,498
I mean I was looking
for a line and I just,

760
00:31:39,531 --> 00:31:41,067
came up off the top of my head.

761
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:42,768
Oh, I'm sorry, Gary.

762
00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:47,239
Sorry my catch-phrase wasn't
good enough for you, Gary.

763
00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:49,608
I was here saving your life.

764
00:31:52,979 --> 00:31:56,048
Oh my God.

765
00:31:57,216 --> 00:31:58,050
Oh!

766
00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:00,752
Okay lovebirds, break it up.

767
00:32:00,786 --> 00:32:02,021
I hate to be that guy.

768
00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:04,223
But no more hugging until I get paid.

769
00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:05,357
Yeah, okay.

770
00:32:06,959 --> 00:32:08,094
You know, it was quite a bit harder

771
00:32:08,127 --> 00:32:09,595
than I thought it would be.

772
00:32:09,628 --> 00:32:11,163
I cannot thank you enough.

773
00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:14,266
Sure, you could
thank me a little more though.

774
00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:16,135
We had a deal.

775
00:32:16,168 --> 00:32:19,671
Fine, take your druggie boyfriend.

776
00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:51,637
Whoa, hey guy.

777
00:32:51,670 --> 00:32:52,638
You look a little young to be

778
00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:53,839
sleeping out here on the streets.

779
00:32:53,872 --> 00:32:55,874
I'm running away from home.

780
00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:57,243
Why would you do that?

781
00:32:57,276 --> 00:32:58,277
Because.

782
00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:00,979
Life's over.

783
00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:01,813
Oh, no.

784
00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:03,249
You're too young to say that.

785
00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:05,284
Nope, it's all over for me.

786
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:06,652
This is the end.

787
00:33:07,553 --> 00:33:09,888
I'll probably die soon.

788
00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:10,722
With that attitude?

789
00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:12,724
Yeah, you probably will.

790
00:33:12,758 --> 00:33:15,794
But if you keep a positive
mindset, a hope in your heart,

791
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,729
you're gonna make it someday.

792
00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:18,897
Leave me alone.

793
00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:20,699
You know what you need?

794
00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:21,900
A meal.

795
00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:26,338
A little yum-yum in your tum-tum
will keep your heart full.

796
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,343
Thank you.

797
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,287
My rent, sir.

798
00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:44,223
Did you see this?

799
00:33:44,256 --> 00:33:45,157
See what?

800
00:33:46,192 --> 00:33:47,959
Hey, that's me feeding
the homeless dude.

801
00:33:47,993 --> 00:33:49,461
Ho man, man this is awesome!

802
00:33:49,495 --> 00:33:51,297
What? Did you charge
him $10 or something?

803
00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:52,798
No, Dale.

804
00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:54,766
He was homeless and
doesn't have any money.

805
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,034
It was charity.

806
00:33:56,068 --> 00:33:58,070
You know, superheroes are
nice people, you know.

807
00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:00,439
Yeah, you're something.

808
00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:01,507
You know, there's a lot of
pictures of you

809
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:02,341
doing this stuff out there.

810
00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:03,842
And you gotta start being careful.

811
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:04,643
Well, yeah?

812
00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:05,611
Careful of what?

813
00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:07,579
Doing so awesome and making
so much money?

814
00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:09,014
I don't think so, man.

815
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,015
Okay, I gotta go.

816
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,717
Gotta go run the police
obstacle-course today.

817
00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:13,485
Probably fail again.

818
00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:14,920
Well, with that attitude you're gonna.

819
00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:16,722
I just, can't get over that wall.

820
00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:19,391
Is that a metaphor for something?

821
00:34:19,425 --> 00:34:21,960
No, it's an actual wall
that you have to get over.

822
00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:22,894
Hey, you can do it.

823
00:34:22,928 --> 00:34:24,130
Look at me.

824
00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:27,065
Unemployed entrepreneur with
tons of potential a week ago.

825
00:34:27,099 --> 00:34:30,569
Now, up and coming superhero
entrepreneur this week.

826
00:34:30,602 --> 00:34:33,705
If I can get over that wall,
you can too.

827
00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,341
Thanks.

828
00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:06,872
You're okay.

829
00:35:06,905 --> 00:35:07,773
Oh, thank you.

830
00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:08,974
Thank you so much.

831
00:35:09,007 --> 00:35:10,242
Wow, thank you.

832
00:35:11,977 --> 00:35:12,944
Oh my God, you found her.

833
00:35:12,978 --> 00:35:14,813
Yeah, I found her, I'm a superhero.

834
00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:16,348
Yeah, here you go.

835
00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:01,227
We're at 10th and grand

836
00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:02,328
waiting for a...

837
00:36:02,361 --> 00:36:03,795
One-one-forty, copy, twenty minutes.

838
00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:06,498
Alright, copy that.

839
00:36:06,532 --> 00:36:08,700
Unit seven-six has now reported a...

840
00:36:08,734 --> 00:36:10,402
...'78 Subaru wagon was the car?

841
00:36:10,436 --> 00:36:11,737
That's correct.

842
00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:15,173
Four-one-five
in progress near Echo Park.

843
00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:17,343
I've official on a suspect dressed
in a red-hooded sweatshirt

844
00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:20,178
and a paper bag near
the south end of the lake.

845
00:36:20,212 --> 00:36:22,648
All available units approach
the scene with caution.

846
00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,883
That'll teach you to stick your nose

847
00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:27,819
up in other people's shit.

848
00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:29,955
Now you, Dad Pants.

849
00:36:29,988 --> 00:36:32,524
You're gonna give me
that wallet and phone.

850
00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:36,662
Or I'm gonna break you
down like a cardboard box.

851
00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:39,331
Oh, man...

852
00:36:39,365 --> 00:36:40,566
Hey, are you okay?

853
00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:42,100
You got any money?

854
00:36:43,068 --> 00:36:43,935
You don't have any money?

855
00:36:43,969 --> 00:36:44,870
Okay.

856
00:36:44,903 --> 00:36:46,137
How about check, do you have any checks?

857
00:36:52,110 --> 00:36:53,044
Hey, you, jackass.

858
00:36:53,078 --> 00:36:54,179
Get back here.

859
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,547
You owe me money!

860
00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:56,415
You ha...

861
00:36:57,416 --> 00:36:58,250
You...

862
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:01,553
Dammit.

863
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:08,527
Who are you?

864
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,128
I'm...

865
00:37:10,161 --> 00:37:11,162
Answer me!

866
00:37:11,196 --> 00:37:11,997
I'm...

867
00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:12,831
Tell me your name!

868
00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:13,665
I'm tryi...

869
00:37:13,699 --> 00:37:14,500
Excuses!

870
00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:16,201
Can I speak, please?

871
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,569
Sorry.

872
00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:20,372
I'm Anthony Banner, I'm a journalist.

873
00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:21,940
Anthony Banner...

874
00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:23,275
Why do I know that name?

875
00:37:23,309 --> 00:37:24,776
Maybe you've seen it on the news?

876
00:37:24,810 --> 00:37:26,678
My name's all over your footage.

877
00:37:26,712 --> 00:37:27,513
Yeah.

878
00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:28,614
Yeah, that's where.

879
00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:29,981
Are you following me?

880
00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:31,049
You're a hot commodity.

881
00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,684
People'll pay a pretty
penny for footage of you.

882
00:37:32,718 --> 00:37:34,486
You make money off of me?

883
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,254
Yeah, sort of.

884
00:37:36,288 --> 00:37:37,088
You son of a...

885
00:37:37,122 --> 00:37:37,956
No no no, please don't hurt me.

886
00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:39,358
Please, I'm just doing my job.

887
00:37:39,391 --> 00:37:40,526
I have a pregnant wife, okay?

888
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:41,860
Just don't hurt me.

889
00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:43,395
You cost me money.

890
00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:47,333
Would, would coffee or
dinner make up for it?

891
00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:52,037
Wha, what's the matter, Dale?

892
00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:54,706
Ah, I just got this rejection letter.

893
00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:56,775
You and Garibaldi can go
ahead and make fun of me.

894
00:37:56,808 --> 00:37:57,743
Wha, no.

895
00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:59,478
We just raz you 'cause,

896
00:37:59,511 --> 00:38:01,480
'cause you're one of our best buddies.

897
00:38:01,513 --> 00:38:03,315
I'm not your best buddy.

898
00:38:03,349 --> 00:38:04,750
I'm a nobody.

899
00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:06,652
That's not true!

900
00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:08,754
You don't know, the paperwork
that you do...

901
00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:11,890
This police station would
be a mess without you.

902
00:38:11,923 --> 00:38:13,459
You're just saying that.

903
00:38:13,492 --> 00:38:14,626
No, I'm not.

904
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:15,727
No I'm not.

905
00:38:15,761 --> 00:38:16,862
Look, look,

906
00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:19,465
you're the hero that this
police station needs.

907
00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:21,800
No, no, that's not true.

908
00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:23,669
You're the hero this whole town needs.

909
00:38:23,702 --> 00:38:26,872
That's the Spaghettiman, that's not me.

910
00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:27,739
Not yet.

911
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,909
What does that mean?

912
00:38:33,712 --> 00:38:36,081
If you want this town to be safe,

913
00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:39,284
you have to set him on the right path.

914
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:43,955
I can't.

915
00:38:46,191 --> 00:38:47,693
A real hero could.

916
00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:56,101
Thank you.

917
00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:09,114
So.

918
00:39:10,248 --> 00:39:13,018
How long have you been
fighting crime with spaghetti?

919
00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:14,886
Well, I wouldn't really

920
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,823
call it fighting crime, necessarily.

921
00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,358
More like, earning a paycheck.

922
00:39:21,226 --> 00:39:22,994
Who's paying you?

923
00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:24,362
All the people I save.

924
00:39:24,396 --> 00:39:25,464
What do you mean?

925
00:39:25,497 --> 00:39:29,468
Well, I go out
looking for crimes to stop.

926
00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:30,436
And when I stop 'em,

927
00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:32,671
I demand payment from the people I save.

928
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:35,040
Or, people reach out to me
on craigslist.

929
00:39:35,073 --> 00:39:37,743
Send me anonymous emails and I sort of

930
00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:41,112
pick and choose based on
the rate they offer.

931
00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:43,048
What if somebody hires you

932
00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:45,050
to hurt someone who's innocent?

933
00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:46,618
Well, I don't do it.

934
00:39:46,652 --> 00:39:47,686
How do you know?

935
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,555
It's like a superhero thing, to know.

936
00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:51,723
So it's not an altruistic endeavor?

937
00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:53,459
No, and don't you judge me.

938
00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:55,561
Okay, it pays the bills.

939
00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:57,262
Hey, no judgment here.

940
00:39:57,295 --> 00:39:58,296
I get it.

941
00:39:58,329 --> 00:40:01,166
I don't like what I do,
but I gotta pay rent.

942
00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:02,768
Among other things.

943
00:40:05,270 --> 00:40:06,137
So what do you do?

944
00:40:06,171 --> 00:40:07,272
Follow me around?

945
00:40:07,305 --> 00:40:09,074
Make those videos and make money off me?

946
00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:09,908
Basically.

947
00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:11,242
I track down crashes and crimes,

948
00:40:11,276 --> 00:40:12,878
get footage of it,

949
00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:15,413
and I sell it to
newspapers and TV outlets.

950
00:40:15,447 --> 00:40:16,247
Is the money good?

951
00:40:16,281 --> 00:40:17,583
It's getting better.

952
00:40:17,616 --> 00:40:18,784
Let me guess.

953
00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:20,719
You want me to go out chasing crazier

954
00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:23,755
and scarier crimes and
acting real nice to people

955
00:40:23,789 --> 00:40:25,791
so your videos can do better.

956
00:40:25,824 --> 00:40:29,728
Frankly, I don't give
a shit what you do.

957
00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:32,230
It'd just be nice to have a
heads-up before you do it.

958
00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:33,965
Maybe a call or a text.

959
00:40:33,999 --> 00:40:34,833
Email.

960
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,202
That way I have enough time,

961
00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:38,937
I can get setup and get
a better shot of it.

962
00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:39,838
Oh yeah?

963
00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:41,372
What do I get out of it?

964
00:40:41,406 --> 00:40:42,474
Let's split the money.

965
00:40:42,508 --> 00:40:44,743
Ooh, so I could make double the money?

966
00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:46,812
It's a win for the both of us.

967
00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:47,879
But if you have my number,

968
00:40:47,913 --> 00:40:49,881
what stops you from turning
it in to the police?

969
00:40:49,915 --> 00:40:54,285
Why would I cut out a
huge source of my income?

970
00:40:54,319 --> 00:40:58,123
Moved here to make movies,
ended up chasing ambulances,

971
00:40:58,156 --> 00:41:02,561
now a crazy son of a bitch
with a bag on his head.

972
00:41:02,594 --> 00:41:04,763
Wife's gonna love this.

973
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,097
Yeah, well, it could be worse, you know.

974
00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:07,899
Bunch of ninjas could
break into your apartment,

975
00:41:07,933 --> 00:41:10,936
kidnap your pregnant wife
and slap her around a bit.

976
00:41:14,005 --> 00:41:15,907
Perspective, guy.

977
00:41:15,941 --> 00:41:17,676
I'm offering a little perspective.

978
00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:19,210
Jeeze, lighten up.

979
00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:25,884
Can I get a to-go box, please?

980
00:41:33,091 --> 00:41:34,425
Sup?

981
00:41:34,459 --> 00:41:35,694
Throw me one of those bad boys.

982
00:41:35,727 --> 00:41:37,228
No, this is the last one.

983
00:41:37,262 --> 00:41:38,630
Okay, I'll go for the fridge.

984
00:41:38,664 --> 00:41:40,599
Uh, I drank all those.

985
00:41:40,632 --> 00:41:41,466
Okay.

986
00:41:42,801 --> 00:41:44,636
Is something going on?

987
00:41:46,137 --> 00:41:48,840
Do you realize that you
could make a difference?

988
00:41:48,874 --> 00:41:51,376
That you could be a real hero?

989
00:41:52,443 --> 00:41:56,181
Change the city, and
make it a better place?

990
00:41:56,214 --> 00:42:00,185
And instead you parade
around like an asshole.

991
00:42:00,218 --> 00:42:03,021
And only do nice things for
people who give you money.

992
00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:05,123
Yeah, well, I'm still helping people.

993
00:42:05,156 --> 00:42:07,158
No, you're not.

994
00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:09,527
You're taking advantage of them.

995
00:42:09,561 --> 00:42:10,996
This shouldn't be about you.

996
00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:12,731
It should be about them.

997
00:42:12,764 --> 00:42:14,132
It should be about making them feel like

998
00:42:14,165 --> 00:42:15,967
someone in this city cares about 'em.

999
00:42:16,001 --> 00:42:17,636
And it should be about
making them understand

1000
00:42:17,669 --> 00:42:19,671
that Good can beat Evil.

1001
00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:22,741
Maybe I don't want that responsibility!

1002
00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:25,476
You don't have a choice!

1003
00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:28,379
I would kill to be able to do
what you do.

1004
00:42:28,413 --> 00:42:29,815
Just for one day.

1005
00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:33,118
But I can't.

1006
00:42:33,151 --> 00:42:36,154
Yeah, well if I could
trade with you, what I have?

1007
00:42:36,187 --> 00:42:38,023
I would in a second.

1008
00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:39,157
Actually that's not true.

1009
00:42:39,190 --> 00:42:40,592
I make a lot of money, I like what I do.

1010
00:42:40,626 --> 00:42:41,459
Go to hell.

1011
00:42:41,492 --> 00:42:44,395
I can't handle that pressure, okay?

1012
00:42:44,429 --> 00:42:46,164
I can't keep a job.

1013
00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:47,966
I can't keep a girlfriend.

1014
00:42:47,999 --> 00:42:50,501
I can barely keep a friend in you.

1015
00:42:50,535 --> 00:42:53,705
Taking care of an entire city.

1016
00:42:53,739 --> 00:42:54,640
You insane?

1017
00:42:56,608 --> 00:42:58,677
I'm scared man.

1018
00:42:58,710 --> 00:43:01,613
I'm scared every second I'm out there.

1019
00:43:01,647 --> 00:43:03,048
And the thought...

1020
00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:05,316
That an entire city needs me?

1021
00:43:05,350 --> 00:43:07,753
Frightens the hell out of me.

1022
00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:16,161
You're a coward.

1023
00:43:30,876 --> 00:43:32,243
Banner Group video services.

1024
00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:33,378
Hey, it's the Spaghettiman.

1025
00:43:33,411 --> 00:43:34,212
I got us a gig.

1026
00:43:34,245 --> 00:43:36,514
Nice, what's the address?

1027
00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:58,536
Hey buddy, how
do you like your new phone?

1028
00:43:58,569 --> 00:43:59,470
Who the hell are you?

1029
00:43:59,504 --> 00:44:00,438
You know,

1030
00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:01,506
if you're gonna steal a phone
from a bar.

1031
00:44:01,539 --> 00:44:03,074
You might want to turn off
automatic photo uploads

1032
00:44:03,108 --> 00:44:05,510
before taking all those stupid selfies.

1033
00:44:05,543 --> 00:44:07,578
Whatever man.

1034
00:44:07,612 --> 00:44:09,180
Whatever.

1035
00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:15,320
Stop touching me!

1036
00:44:15,353 --> 00:44:18,957
Hah, you've been served... spaghetti!

1037
00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:19,991
That is dumb.

1038
00:44:20,025 --> 00:44:21,192
Really, ah it's,

1039
00:44:21,226 --> 00:44:22,060
you know what?

1040
00:44:22,093 --> 00:44:23,829
You didn't hear that.

1041
00:44:31,202 --> 00:44:32,237
I delivered a pretty great line

1042
00:44:32,270 --> 00:44:33,772
after I wrestled the phone
out of his hand.

1043
00:44:33,805 --> 00:44:35,907
Nah, it wasn't that great.

1044
00:44:35,941 --> 00:44:36,742
But I can cut it.

1045
00:44:36,775 --> 00:44:37,809
Okay, cool

1046
00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:38,643
did you get the shot?

1047
00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:39,477
Yeah.

1048
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:40,511
Awesome, okay.

1049
00:44:40,545 --> 00:44:41,880
So, let's go return this phone.

1050
00:44:41,913 --> 00:44:43,281
And then you'll get his story,

1051
00:44:43,314 --> 00:44:44,649
so it doesn't look like
I'm just some thug

1052
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,017
who jacked a phone.

1053
00:44:46,051 --> 00:44:47,185
Sounds good.

1054
00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:48,286
Alright, turn in the footage

1055
00:44:48,319 --> 00:44:49,988
and then go collect our cash.

1056
00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:50,856
Not yet.

1057
00:44:51,923 --> 00:44:54,059
What do you mean?

1058
00:44:54,092 --> 00:44:56,327
First we have to sell the video.

1059
00:44:56,361 --> 00:44:58,129
Then I fill out an invoice.

1060
00:44:58,163 --> 00:44:59,664
And then we get paid.

1061
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,032
In like, two to three weeks.

1062
00:45:01,066 --> 00:45:03,134
Two to three weeks?

1063
00:45:03,168 --> 00:45:05,070
Legally they have 45 days to do it.

1064
00:45:05,103 --> 00:45:06,905
But most do it in two to three weeks.

1065
00:45:06,938 --> 00:45:09,875
Two, forty-five... how
does anybody live like this?

1066
00:45:09,908 --> 00:45:11,476
That's freelance for you, man.

1067
00:45:11,509 --> 00:45:12,610
I mean, I'm still waiting to get paid

1068
00:45:12,643 --> 00:45:13,979
for the first video I got of you.

1069
00:45:14,012 --> 00:45:15,914
Horse-shit.

1070
00:45:15,947 --> 00:45:17,048
But, we speed up the process

1071
00:45:17,082 --> 00:45:18,784
if we hurry up and get it in the system.

1072
00:45:18,817 --> 00:45:20,418
So, let's return the phone.

1073
00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:23,521
And I'll swing by my place
and upload it really quick.

1074
00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:24,589
Great. Great.

1075
00:45:24,622 --> 00:45:26,925
So what's that speed it
up like, two, three days?

1076
00:45:26,958 --> 00:45:29,160
Nah, it's still a couple weeks.

1077
00:45:29,194 --> 00:45:31,096
Gah! Come on!

1078
00:45:34,465 --> 00:45:36,968
I don't have it, I swear.

1079
00:45:37,002 --> 00:45:37,803
You know that's not

1080
00:45:37,836 --> 00:45:39,838
the right answer, Derek.

1081
00:45:41,807 --> 00:45:44,575
I swear, I wouldn't lie to you.

1082
00:45:45,676 --> 00:45:48,279
Oh, but, that's what you said last time.

1083
00:45:48,313 --> 00:45:49,114
Wasn't it?

1084
00:45:49,147 --> 00:45:51,349
And, you had it on you the whole time.

1085
00:45:51,382 --> 00:45:52,683
But this time's different.

1086
00:45:52,717 --> 00:45:53,819
I'm low on cash.

1087
00:45:53,852 --> 00:45:57,789
My wife, her car crashed,
took us for all we've got.

1088
00:45:57,823 --> 00:45:59,590
My kid, he's been sick.

1089
00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:02,727
You just, you just gotta believe me.

1090
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,663
Buddy, why didn't you say something?

1091
00:46:05,696 --> 00:46:06,998
I believe you.

1092
00:46:07,032 --> 00:46:07,866
Really?

1093
00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:11,803
I believe your son is gonna have to ask,

1094
00:46:11,837 --> 00:46:13,671
"Why did daddy have to die?"

1095
00:46:13,704 --> 00:46:17,876
"When if he just paid right
now he'd have been just fine."

1096
00:46:26,017 --> 00:46:28,019
Oh, look at that, Derek.

1097
00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:31,589
Oh no, this looks like a little bit more

1098
00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:33,324
than what you owe me.

1099
00:46:33,358 --> 00:46:34,860
It's all I have.

1100
00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:38,930
It's all I'll take, Derek.

1101
00:46:38,964 --> 00:46:43,134
You can consider the rest a
down payment on the next round.

1102
00:46:49,707 --> 00:46:51,843
Tough, but fair.

1103
00:46:51,877 --> 00:46:52,677
Who's there?

1104
00:46:52,710 --> 00:46:54,745
Relax,

1105
00:46:54,779 --> 00:46:57,182
I'm not here to bust your balls.

1106
00:46:57,215 --> 00:46:58,783
I'm here to offer you a job.

1107
00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:00,551
Yeah, I'm not interested.
Thanks.

1108
00:47:00,585 --> 00:47:01,486
How many of your men

1109
00:47:01,519 --> 00:47:04,890
have been taken down
by the Spaghettiman?

1110
00:47:09,127 --> 00:47:10,428
What's it to ya?

1111
00:47:10,461 --> 00:47:12,463
How'd you like to fix the situation.

1112
00:47:12,497 --> 00:47:13,464
I'm listening.

1113
00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:14,665
I might have a way to beat him,

1114
00:47:14,699 --> 00:47:15,633
if you've got the men.

1115
00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:16,935
Oh I've got the men.

1116
00:47:16,968 --> 00:47:18,169
Then let's take him down.

1117
00:47:18,203 --> 00:47:19,037
Who are you?

1118
00:47:19,070 --> 00:47:19,837
All you need to know is I

1119
00:47:19,871 --> 00:47:21,506
have the info to take him...

1120
00:47:21,539 --> 00:47:23,574
Okay, now I see your face.

1121
00:47:23,608 --> 00:47:25,043
Tell me what you know.

1122
00:47:25,076 --> 00:47:26,978
I know the Spaghettiman.

1123
00:47:27,012 --> 00:47:28,679
I know him, alright?

1124
00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:33,919
I know what his hopes
and what his dreams are.

1125
00:47:33,952 --> 00:47:37,355
And I know what makes him
tick more than anyone.

1126
00:47:37,388 --> 00:47:39,524
And I know how to take him out.

1127
00:47:39,557 --> 00:47:40,858
And what do you want?

1128
00:47:40,892 --> 00:47:42,860
Why do you wanna take
down the Spaghettiman?

1129
00:47:42,894 --> 00:47:43,728
Why?

1130
00:47:44,595 --> 00:47:46,531
Because it's what this city

1131
00:47:46,564 --> 00:47:47,398
needs.

1132
00:48:07,285 --> 00:48:09,654
You know, it's not polite to stare.

1133
00:48:09,687 --> 00:48:10,521
Sorry.

1134
00:48:11,522 --> 00:48:12,723
It's just not everyday
my husband brings home

1135
00:48:12,757 --> 00:48:15,493
a man in a paper sack who shoots...

1136
00:48:15,526 --> 00:48:17,762
Spaghetti, from his hands?

1137
00:48:17,795 --> 00:48:19,297
And asks for soup?

1138
00:48:22,934 --> 00:48:24,936
Mm, good soup.

1139
00:48:26,504 --> 00:48:28,139
Did you make it from scratch?

1140
00:48:28,173 --> 00:48:29,540
No, does it taste like it is?

1141
00:48:29,574 --> 00:48:30,675
No.

1142
00:48:38,516 --> 00:48:40,185
You and Anthony working together?

1143
00:48:40,218 --> 00:48:41,319
We just started.

1144
00:48:41,352 --> 00:48:42,153
That's nice.

1145
00:48:42,187 --> 00:48:43,021
Well, hopefully.

1146
00:48:43,054 --> 00:48:44,455
He said he could make some good money.

1147
00:48:44,489 --> 00:48:45,723
And uh,

1148
00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:46,924
I could sure use it.

1149
00:48:46,958 --> 00:48:48,493
You don't have a day job?

1150
00:48:48,526 --> 00:48:50,428
You're not like a rich billionaire
who lost his parents.

1151
00:48:50,461 --> 00:48:51,262
Or?

1152
00:48:51,296 --> 00:48:53,398
No way, I wish.

1153
00:48:54,499 --> 00:48:55,300
This is it.

1154
00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:56,767
This is my income.

1155
00:48:56,801 --> 00:48:58,536
Does anyone know who you really are?

1156
00:48:58,569 --> 00:49:00,305
Yeah, I have this friend.

1157
00:49:00,338 --> 00:49:03,374
Uhm, he's kinda weird about it though.

1158
00:49:03,408 --> 00:49:04,942
Wants me to do good.

1159
00:49:04,976 --> 00:49:07,712
Wants me to go out there
and be a superhero.

1160
00:49:07,745 --> 00:49:08,579
For free.

1161
00:49:10,348 --> 00:49:15,153
But I figure, I can go out,
do good, and collect money.

1162
00:49:15,186 --> 00:49:16,321
Yeah.

1163
00:49:16,354 --> 00:49:17,255
Uh, sure.

1164
00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:19,557
I could see both sides.

1165
00:49:19,590 --> 00:49:20,425
Eeeh.

1166
00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:22,393
You ever get scared?

1167
00:49:22,427 --> 00:49:24,662
Scared?

1168
00:49:24,695 --> 00:49:26,697
Yeah like, in a fight?

1169
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:30,001
Yeah.

1170
00:49:30,035 --> 00:49:31,469
But you still do it.

1171
00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:32,570
I have to.

1172
00:49:32,603 --> 00:49:34,772
So maybe that's what
makes you a hero, then?

1173
00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:36,307
Nope, I just need the money.

1174
00:49:36,341 --> 00:49:37,508
I hear that.

1175
00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:46,184
How, uhm, how far along...

1176
00:49:46,217 --> 00:49:47,018
Is that?

1177
00:49:47,052 --> 00:49:48,453
Five months.

1178
00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:49,387
Identical twins.

1179
00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:50,521
Twins?

1180
00:49:50,555 --> 00:49:52,557
Oh, that sucks.

1181
00:49:52,590 --> 00:49:53,391
It doesn't suck.

1182
00:49:53,424 --> 00:49:54,792
I mean, that doesn't suck.

1183
00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:57,228
It's just,

1184
00:49:57,262 --> 00:49:58,563
It's gonna be expensive.

1185
00:49:58,596 --> 00:49:59,730
Way... very expensive.

1186
00:49:59,764 --> 00:50:01,232
Yes. Very much.

1187
00:50:01,266 --> 00:50:03,134
Luckily, uhm...

1188
00:50:03,168 --> 00:50:05,636
I have insurance with
my job, so, you know.

1189
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:07,138
Not completely screwed.

1190
00:50:07,172 --> 00:50:08,239
Well, Anthony said these videos

1191
00:50:08,273 --> 00:50:09,374
are gonna make some good money.

1192
00:50:09,407 --> 00:50:12,177
So, uh, let's hope we keep doing good.

1193
00:50:12,210 --> 00:50:13,244
Let's just hope
Anthony doesn't get hurt.

1194
00:50:13,278 --> 00:50:14,279
Okay?

1195
00:50:14,312 --> 00:50:15,446
Come on.

1196
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:16,614
We'll be fine.

1197
00:50:16,647 --> 00:50:18,583
I don't want my kids to
grow up without a father.

1198
00:50:18,616 --> 00:50:19,584
I grew up with a father,

1199
00:50:19,617 --> 00:50:21,786
and look how I turned out.

1200
00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:27,725
Mm, can I sing a song to your kids?

1201
00:50:27,758 --> 00:50:28,559
What?

1202
00:50:28,593 --> 00:50:29,694
♪ You're gonna come out ♪

1203
00:50:29,727 --> 00:50:32,897
♪ And you're gonna look really similar ♪

1204
00:50:32,930 --> 00:50:36,234
♪ But you're gonna
develop your own identity ♪

1205
00:50:36,267 --> 00:50:39,537
♪ Be lucky that you're
coming out right now ♪

1206
00:50:39,570 --> 00:50:42,407
♪ And not in 1780 ♪

1207
00:50:44,008 --> 00:50:47,212
♪ Scientific experiments ♪

1208
00:50:47,245 --> 00:50:51,216
♪ Would be your future ♪

1209
00:50:51,249 --> 00:50:55,052
♪ But now you might grow up
to be a football star ♪

1210
00:50:55,086 --> 00:50:58,656
♪ A scientist or a teacher ♪

1211
00:51:00,024 --> 00:51:02,427
♪ The future ♪

1212
00:51:03,261 --> 00:51:06,931
♪ Uh, the future is unknown ♪

1213
00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:13,070
♪ But you won't find out until
you're completely grown ♪

1214
00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:16,507
♪ You gotta wear the same
clothes for a little while ♪

1215
00:51:16,541 --> 00:51:20,678
♪ But you can blame your
parents for your unique styles ♪

1216
00:51:23,648 --> 00:51:24,682
♪ But just make sure that you ♪

1217
00:51:24,715 --> 00:51:28,419
♪ Part your hair on different sides ♪

1218
00:51:28,453 --> 00:51:30,087
♪ So you can always
tell which one you were ♪

1219
00:51:30,121 --> 00:51:34,292
♪ In photographs when you were kids ♪

1220
00:51:38,563 --> 00:51:40,231
♪ And don't treat fraternal twins ♪

1221
00:51:40,265 --> 00:51:43,634
♪ Like they are less people ♪

1222
00:51:43,668 --> 00:51:47,838
♪ It's not their fault,
they're still twins ♪

1223
00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:54,111
That's all I have.

1224
00:52:16,601 --> 00:52:17,868
How's it going?

1225
00:52:17,902 --> 00:52:19,370
Good.

1226
00:52:19,404 --> 00:52:21,206
Almost done submitting this stuff.

1227
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:23,574
And I'm gonna take him home.

1228
00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:26,043
Weird guy, huh?

1229
00:52:26,076 --> 00:52:27,345
Mm.

1230
00:52:27,378 --> 00:52:28,313
For a guy with a paper bag
over his head,

1231
00:52:28,346 --> 00:52:30,080
he's not that weird.

1232
00:52:34,385 --> 00:52:36,487
Is it safe, Tony?

1233
00:52:36,521 --> 00:52:37,855
Yeah, totally.

1234
00:52:39,524 --> 00:52:42,092
He's a psychopath with
a paper bag over his head.

1235
00:52:42,126 --> 00:52:43,894
We don't know he's a psychopath.

1236
00:52:43,928 --> 00:52:46,030
Yeah, but what if he is?

1237
00:52:46,063 --> 00:52:48,966
Well, then, at least he likes me?

1238
00:52:50,535 --> 00:52:52,403
I finished with the soup.

1239
00:52:52,437 --> 00:52:54,705
You want me to put this on the counter?

1240
00:52:54,739 --> 00:52:56,707
Uhm, actually, if you could rinse it out

1241
00:52:56,741 --> 00:52:58,743
and put it in the
dishwasher, that'd be great.

1242
00:52:58,776 --> 00:53:00,245
Oh, you have a dishwasher? Awesome.

1243
00:53:00,278 --> 00:53:01,346
That is cool.

1244
00:53:02,713 --> 00:53:04,815
How much longer are you guys gonna be?

1245
00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:06,617
Twelve minutes?

1246
00:53:06,651 --> 00:53:08,519
Can't he just walk home?

1247
00:53:08,553 --> 00:53:09,554
Look, he asked me for a ride

1248
00:53:09,587 --> 00:53:11,656
and I already said I'd take him, so...

1249
00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:12,657
How far away does he live?

1250
00:53:12,690 --> 00:53:14,191
I don't know.

1251
00:53:14,225 --> 00:53:15,560
But you know, him being here

1252
00:53:15,593 --> 00:53:17,161
is just as much your fault
as it is mine.

1253
00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:18,263
How is that?

1254
00:53:18,296 --> 00:53:19,830
You gave him soup.

1255
00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:21,832
He said he was hungry.

1256
00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:23,200
He asked for soup.

1257
00:53:23,234 --> 00:53:25,035
You could've given him a sandwich.

1258
00:53:25,069 --> 00:53:26,203
Soup means stay.

1259
00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:28,806
Sandwich is, portable.

1260
00:53:28,839 --> 00:53:31,141
Hey, can I borrow this Sideways DVD?

1261
00:53:31,175 --> 00:53:33,644
Uh, yeah.

1262
00:53:33,678 --> 00:53:35,780
I've been wanting to get into wine.

1263
00:53:35,813 --> 00:53:39,149
This is an awesome way to get into wine.

1264
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:43,988
Is the money good?

1265
00:53:45,022 --> 00:53:46,791
Footage of him gets me twice as much

1266
00:53:46,824 --> 00:53:48,726
as what I normally get.

1267
00:53:52,297 --> 00:53:53,130
Okay.

1268
00:53:54,399 --> 00:53:58,536
I say we do this until
these guys pop out of here.

1269
00:53:58,569 --> 00:54:01,005
When they're out, you're out.

1270
00:54:03,608 --> 00:54:05,276
Sounds good to me.

1271
00:54:07,378 --> 00:54:08,613
Just don't get yourself killed.

1272
00:54:08,646 --> 00:54:09,480
Please.

1273
00:54:11,048 --> 00:54:13,150
Kat, I'm gonna be fine.

1274
00:54:14,819 --> 00:54:16,321
I shoot from so far away, most the time

1275
00:54:16,354 --> 00:54:18,255
I'm out of the equation anyway.

1276
00:54:18,289 --> 00:54:20,491
Yeah, except when he's at our house.

1277
00:54:20,525 --> 00:54:21,692
Dishwasher's broken.

1278
00:54:21,726 --> 00:54:22,527
I'm gonna go.

1279
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:23,361
I'll walk home, don't worry.

1280
00:54:23,394 --> 00:54:24,228
Thank you.

1281
00:54:28,132 --> 00:54:28,933
These are the best

1282
00:54:28,966 --> 00:54:30,968
and brightest guys I have, boss.

1283
00:54:31,001 --> 00:54:32,437
They better be.

1284
00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:37,708
Alright, uh, let's get started.

1285
00:54:37,742 --> 00:54:38,543
Hi.

1286
00:54:38,576 --> 00:54:39,377
Name.

1287
00:54:39,410 --> 00:54:40,911
My name's Amir, I'm a CPA.

1288
00:54:40,945 --> 00:54:42,212
My name is Dwayne.

1289
00:54:42,246 --> 00:54:43,047
Call me Dean.

1290
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:43,948
Uh, Gabriel.

1291
00:54:43,981 --> 00:54:45,215
Name is Nightbandit.

1292
00:54:45,249 --> 00:54:46,083
Occupation.

1293
00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:47,885
I'm a bandit.

1294
00:54:47,918 --> 00:54:49,954
Who works at night.

1295
00:54:49,987 --> 00:54:51,756
Well, I'm an ex-special forces.

1296
00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:54,725
But, uh, by day I'm a metro bus-driver.

1297
00:54:54,759 --> 00:54:56,761
I'm an unemployed hi-hop artist by day.

1298
00:54:56,794 --> 00:54:58,896
But, like a random odds
and ends guy at night.

1299
00:54:58,929 --> 00:55:03,067
I'm a volunteer at a-a-a,
animal shelter for cats.

1300
00:55:04,969 --> 00:55:06,471
I lay bricks.

1301
00:55:06,504 --> 00:55:08,072
What's your criminal history?

1302
00:55:08,105 --> 00:55:09,707
Well once I left the special forces,

1303
00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:14,412
I, uh, did my time as an
ax-murderer for a little while.

1304
00:55:14,445 --> 00:55:17,848
Larsony, arsony, uh, grand theft hydro.

1305
00:55:17,882 --> 00:55:19,450
Well, I stole a pack
of gum in second grade.

1306
00:55:19,484 --> 00:55:21,752
Uhm, haven't gotten caught yet.

1307
00:55:21,786 --> 00:55:25,523
Let's just say... I've
laid a lot of bricks.

1308
00:55:25,556 --> 00:55:27,324
Show me some moves.

1309
00:55:42,773 --> 00:55:43,674
You get 'em with the roll.

1310
00:55:43,708 --> 00:55:44,509
Spin around.

1311
00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:45,376
Throat.

1312
00:55:52,116 --> 00:55:52,983
Yeah, so there's that, you know.

1313
00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:54,519
And it's for fights, yeah.

1314
00:55:54,552 --> 00:55:56,721
This is your wallet.

1315
00:55:56,754 --> 00:55:57,655
I stole it.

1316
00:55:59,289 --> 00:56:01,191
'Cause I'm a night bandit.

1317
00:56:01,225 --> 00:56:02,627
I wanna do a little role-playing.

1318
00:56:02,660 --> 00:56:04,228
Spaghettiman comes up from behind you.

1319
00:56:04,261 --> 00:56:05,496
What do you do?

1320
00:56:06,330 --> 00:56:08,198
I grab his hand.

1321
00:56:08,232 --> 00:56:09,266
Put him down.

1322
00:56:09,299 --> 00:56:13,003
And immediately I put my
knee, my knee on his neck.

1323
00:56:13,037 --> 00:56:15,940
And then I neutralize the
situation and back off.

1324
00:56:15,973 --> 00:56:18,743
Well, I just uh, turn back on a dime

1325
00:56:18,776 --> 00:56:21,111
and punch him right in
the mouth with a fist.

1326
00:56:21,145 --> 00:56:23,414
Well, let's say he's
coming from the front.

1327
00:56:23,448 --> 00:56:25,583
Grab him by the waist.

1328
00:56:25,616 --> 00:56:27,184
Take out his center of gravity.

1329
00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:30,320
I pull my head in, so my
neck isn't susceptible.

1330
00:56:30,354 --> 00:56:32,890
Grab his elbow, put him
down, knee on the neck.

1331
00:56:32,923 --> 00:56:35,626
Grab the arm, neutralize the situation.

1332
00:56:35,660 --> 00:56:36,527
By then I should already have

1333
00:56:36,561 --> 00:56:38,496
a protective brick wall behind me.

1334
00:56:38,529 --> 00:56:39,597
I turn around.

1335
00:56:39,630 --> 00:56:40,865
Reach in between his legs.

1336
00:56:40,898 --> 00:56:42,299
And rip his dick off.

1337
00:56:42,332 --> 00:56:44,569
Just like my grandmother taught me.

1338
00:56:44,602 --> 00:56:45,970
Restart.
This time I attack him.

1339
00:56:46,003 --> 00:56:47,204
He's grabbed my arm.

1340
00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:48,706
Right?

1341
00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:49,707
He puts me down.

1342
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,676
His knee is on my neck.

1343
00:56:52,543 --> 00:56:54,211
And he won that one.

1344
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:56,947
So, what d'you think boss?

1345
00:56:56,981 --> 00:57:00,217
I think I chose the wrong
man to lead this fight.

1346
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:01,586
'Scuse me?

1347
00:57:01,619 --> 00:57:03,020
You brought me a bunch of morons.

1348
00:57:03,053 --> 00:57:06,056
Spaghettiman has taken out
all the best guys I know.

1349
00:57:06,090 --> 00:57:07,357
This is what we have left.

1350
00:57:07,391 --> 00:57:09,594
If this is the best you
have, then we're going to lose.

1351
00:57:09,627 --> 00:57:10,795
Listen, fighting on the streets

1352
00:57:10,828 --> 00:57:12,763
is not like your normal job.

1353
00:57:12,797 --> 00:57:14,264
You can't interview for it.

1354
00:57:14,298 --> 00:57:16,000
I told you that.

1355
00:57:16,033 --> 00:57:18,202
These guys think differently from you.

1356
00:57:18,235 --> 00:57:19,804
Their brains are wired differently.

1357
00:57:19,837 --> 00:57:21,972
They're going to react
when punches are coming

1358
00:57:22,006 --> 00:57:24,509
at their faces, not questions.

1359
00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:28,646
Then we're gonna need more.

1360
00:57:28,679 --> 00:57:29,980
More?

1361
00:57:30,014 --> 00:57:31,682
Yeah, go get more.

1362
00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:34,519
I've something to do.

1363
00:57:54,338 --> 00:57:55,172
Hello?

1364
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:57,307
Why didn't you call me?

1365
00:57:57,341 --> 00:57:58,175
About what?

1366
00:57:58,208 --> 00:57:59,343
Your gig last night?

1367
00:57:59,376 --> 00:58:01,011
I didn't have a gig last night.

1368
00:58:01,045 --> 00:58:02,847
You didn't?

1369
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:04,949
No, and if I did I would've called you.

1370
00:58:04,982 --> 00:58:06,016
It's all over the news today.

1371
00:58:06,050 --> 00:58:07,384
A guy was found beaten downtown,

1372
00:58:07,417 --> 00:58:08,385
his wallet was stolen,

1373
00:58:08,418 --> 00:58:10,220
he had spaghetti stuck
on his face and arms.

1374
00:58:10,254 --> 00:58:11,689
Sound familiar?

1375
00:58:11,722 --> 00:58:12,523
Wait, what?

1376
00:58:12,557 --> 00:58:13,357
What guy?

1377
00:58:13,390 --> 00:58:14,559
I don't know, you tell me.

1378
00:58:14,592 --> 00:58:16,426
Sounds to me like you were
doing shit downtown last night.

1379
00:58:16,460 --> 00:58:17,427
You think it was a copycat?

1380
00:58:17,461 --> 00:58:18,763
I don't know.

1381
00:58:18,796 --> 00:58:20,565
I'll keep my ears open.

1382
00:58:20,598 --> 00:58:22,567
See if I hear anything on the scanner.

1383
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:23,868
If I do, I'll let you know.

1384
00:58:23,901 --> 00:58:25,302
Okay. Thanks.

1385
00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:27,471
In the meantime, if you do go out again.

1386
00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:29,206
Will you please call me first?

1387
00:58:29,239 --> 00:58:31,809
It's not just a huge chunk
of money for the both of us.

1388
00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:33,443
It's also an alibi.

1389
00:58:33,477 --> 00:58:35,646
I will, lay off me, mom.

1390
00:58:41,752 --> 00:58:42,820
Hey.

1391
00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:46,056
You see this thing about
the dude getting beat up?

1392
00:58:46,090 --> 00:58:47,157
No.

1393
00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:49,126
Yeah man some guy
got beat up in the park.

1394
00:58:49,159 --> 00:58:50,194
Spaghetti all over him.

1395
00:58:50,227 --> 00:58:51,228
Cops think it was me.

1396
00:58:51,261 --> 00:58:52,062
Was it?

1397
00:58:52,096 --> 00:58:53,230
No.

1398
00:58:53,263 --> 00:58:54,098
Hmm.

1399
00:58:59,369 --> 00:59:00,537
What, you don't believe me?

1400
00:59:00,571 --> 00:59:01,672
No, I believe you.

1401
00:59:01,706 --> 00:59:02,707
Then what's the problem?

1402
00:59:02,740 --> 00:59:03,674
Got work.

1403
00:59:24,528 --> 00:59:26,230
Hey, where are you?

1404
00:59:26,263 --> 00:59:27,732
I'm here.

1405
00:59:27,765 --> 00:59:29,900
Okay, well, hurry up.

1406
00:59:29,934 --> 00:59:32,502
I'm gonna check this place out.

1407
00:59:36,106 --> 00:59:36,941
Hello?

1408
00:59:38,008 --> 00:59:38,843
Hello?

1409
00:59:39,777 --> 00:59:41,278
Spaghettiman here.

1410
00:59:44,414 --> 00:59:46,817
Oh my God, oh my God.

1411
00:59:46,851 --> 00:59:47,652
Hey buddy.

1412
00:59:47,685 --> 00:59:49,086
Hey, hey, what happened to you man?

1413
00:59:49,119 --> 00:59:49,920
Oh hey.

1414
00:59:49,954 --> 00:59:51,121
Hello.

1415
00:59:51,155 --> 00:59:52,256
Jesus, you cannot
sneak up on a guy like that.

1416
00:59:52,289 --> 00:59:53,624
I'm tryin' to...

1417
00:59:58,062 --> 01:00:00,631
The hell is going on here?

1418
01:00:00,665 --> 01:00:01,465
How you doing, bud?

1419
01:00:01,498 --> 01:00:02,299
You with us?

1420
01:00:02,332 --> 01:00:03,267
Wha, what happened?

1421
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:05,569
Nothing man, you're okay.

1422
01:00:06,804 --> 01:00:07,772
Wait, who you calling?

1423
01:00:07,805 --> 01:00:10,274
Hey, who's he calling?

1424
01:00:10,307 --> 01:00:14,478
Hello? I'd like to report
a crime in Grant Park.

1425
01:00:16,580 --> 01:00:18,883
Now, I just need you
to speak into this phone

1426
01:00:18,916 --> 01:00:21,285
and tell them Spaghettiman did it.

1427
01:00:21,318 --> 01:00:22,653
You can do that, right?

1428
01:00:22,687 --> 01:00:23,921
Ah you guys are tryin' to set me up.

1429
01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:25,289
You're tryin' to pin this on me.

1430
01:00:25,322 --> 01:00:26,991
Yeah, well it ain't happenin' buddy.

1431
01:00:27,024 --> 01:00:28,959
This guy owes me, he ain't saying shit.

1432
01:00:28,993 --> 01:00:29,994
It was Spaghettiman.

1433
01:00:30,027 --> 01:00:31,228
Dude, come on, really?

1434
01:00:31,261 --> 01:00:32,262
Sorry man.

1435
01:01:01,191 --> 01:01:01,992
Get in the car!

1436
01:01:02,026 --> 01:01:02,827
Get in the car!

1437
01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:04,294
What? What's going on?

1438
01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:05,229
They shot the hobo.

1439
01:01:05,262 --> 01:01:06,063
Is he dead?

1440
01:01:06,096 --> 01:01:07,231
Super dead, come on.

1441
01:01:07,264 --> 01:01:08,532
Get in, get in.

1442
01:01:19,844 --> 01:01:20,644
What the hell just happened?

1443
01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:22,646
They shot him, man.

1444
01:01:22,679 --> 01:01:23,714
The hobo.

1445
01:01:23,748 --> 01:01:25,049
They beat him and then
they shot him in the head.

1446
01:01:25,082 --> 01:01:26,150
Jesus Christ.

1447
01:01:26,183 --> 01:01:27,351
Yeah.

1448
01:01:27,384 --> 01:01:28,185
Sucks for him.

1449
01:01:28,218 --> 01:01:29,286
But what about me?

1450
01:01:29,319 --> 01:01:31,121
I had to see his brains
leak out all over the place.

1451
01:01:31,155 --> 01:01:32,356
Do you know who they were?

1452
01:01:32,389 --> 01:01:33,490
No clue.

1453
01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:34,959
But they're gonna think it was me.

1454
01:01:34,992 --> 01:01:36,994
He was on the phone and he
said, "Spaghettiman did it."

1455
01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:39,163
Someone's going through this
much trouble to set you up...

1456
01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:41,398
You must've really pissed somebody off.

1457
01:01:41,431 --> 01:01:43,500
Yeah, but who?

1458
01:02:38,355 --> 01:02:39,189
Blood was coming out of his ears

1459
01:02:39,223 --> 01:02:40,958
and brains were coming out of his eyes.

1460
01:02:40,991 --> 01:02:42,392
Are you sure he's dead?

1461
01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:43,727
Maybe we can go back and...

1462
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,796
I mean, he might still be alive.

1463
01:02:45,830 --> 01:02:46,630
You can't be alive

1464
01:02:46,663 --> 01:02:49,333
with brains coming out of your eyes.

1465
01:02:49,366 --> 01:02:51,168
What the hell happened in here?

1466
01:02:51,201 --> 01:02:52,436
Dale, are you okay?

1467
01:02:52,469 --> 01:02:53,437
Clark, is that you?

1468
01:02:53,470 --> 01:02:55,672
Don't say my real name.

1469
01:02:55,705 --> 01:02:57,241
You just said mine!

1470
01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:59,209
You're a nobody.
I'm the Spaghettiman.

1471
01:02:59,243 --> 01:03:00,177
Should I call 911?

1472
01:03:00,210 --> 01:03:01,011
Who's that?

1473
01:03:01,045 --> 01:03:01,846
No.

1474
01:03:01,879 --> 01:03:02,679
Don't call 911.

1475
01:03:02,712 --> 01:03:03,680
This is Anthony.

1476
01:03:03,713 --> 01:03:04,982
He's been putting up all
those cool videos of me.

1477
01:03:05,015 --> 01:03:06,516
You're working with this guy?

1478
01:03:06,550 --> 01:03:07,584
Ah, they destroyed the shelf

1479
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:09,286
and the desk is all messed up.

1480
01:03:09,319 --> 01:03:13,523
And this plate! Aw, they
messed up your favorite plate!

1481
01:03:13,557 --> 01:03:15,025
Something's going on.

1482
01:03:15,059 --> 01:03:16,593
Yeah something's going on.

1483
01:03:16,626 --> 01:03:17,727
And it's your fault.

1484
01:03:17,761 --> 01:03:19,329
How the hell do you
figure this is my fault?

1485
01:03:19,363 --> 01:03:20,831
It's your stupid videos.

1486
01:03:20,865 --> 01:03:22,699
They put my paper bag
face all over the place.

1487
01:03:22,732 --> 01:03:24,701
People know I exist and they're pissed.

1488
01:03:24,734 --> 01:03:26,103
Even if there weren't any videos,

1489
01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:27,838
you're still taking
criminals off the streets.

1490
01:03:27,872 --> 01:03:30,407
Criminals with connections
to other criminals.

1491
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:33,443
Get out of my house.

1492
01:03:33,477 --> 01:03:34,811
Fine.

1493
01:03:34,845 --> 01:03:38,248
And don't you dare call me.

1494
01:03:38,282 --> 01:03:41,886
You're the one calling
me all the time, asshole.

1495
01:03:41,919 --> 01:03:45,389
Yeah, well, I won't anymore.

1496
01:03:45,422 --> 01:03:46,223
I'm so sorry.

1497
01:03:46,256 --> 01:03:47,958
I don't know how they found me.

1498
01:03:47,992 --> 01:03:50,360
You've gotta go get 'em, Clark.

1499
01:03:50,394 --> 01:03:52,296
You've gotta get 'em.

1500
01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:53,130
No.

1501
01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:53,964
No way man.

1502
01:03:53,998 --> 01:03:54,798
I'm done.

1503
01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:55,632
What, do I have to pay you?

1504
01:03:55,665 --> 01:03:57,267
No, it's way too dangerous.

1505
01:03:57,301 --> 01:03:59,203
I saw a hobo get shot in the head.

1506
01:03:59,236 --> 01:04:00,570
People are trying to frame me.

1507
01:04:00,604 --> 01:04:02,006
And now all this?

1508
01:04:02,039 --> 01:04:03,307
I can't take this anymore.

1509
01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:04,141
But what about me?

1510
01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:05,309
What about you?

1511
01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:06,676
You think finding the people
that did this

1512
01:04:06,710 --> 01:04:08,178
is going to make any difference?

1513
01:04:08,212 --> 01:04:09,113
Word's gonna get out.

1514
01:04:09,146 --> 01:04:10,614
They're gonna send those people
back here

1515
01:04:10,647 --> 01:04:12,182
to finish the job.

1516
01:04:12,216 --> 01:04:13,050
No way man!

1517
01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:14,618
I'm done.

1518
01:04:14,651 --> 01:04:16,887
I'm gonna get you some ice.

1519
01:04:26,663 --> 01:04:28,365
Got some ice!

1520
01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:32,802
Easy does it.

1521
01:04:32,836 --> 01:04:34,571
Put you right here.

1522
01:04:34,604 --> 01:04:35,605
And alright.

1523
01:04:42,812 --> 01:04:45,049
Uh huh, it's your favorite.

1524
01:04:59,596 --> 01:05:01,665
There, get you some milk.

1525
01:05:03,267 --> 01:05:04,734
Woo!

1526
01:05:04,768 --> 01:05:05,602
Good.

1527
01:05:13,643 --> 01:05:14,478
Ah!

1528
01:05:17,982 --> 01:05:18,815
I'm sorry.

1529
01:05:20,817 --> 01:05:22,419
There you go.

1530
01:05:22,452 --> 01:05:23,453
Thank you.

1531
01:05:31,328 --> 01:05:33,163
Oh that's good, huh?

1532
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:37,334
Yeah, I told you.

1533
01:05:37,367 --> 01:05:38,535
Peter Gallagher's really good
in The O.C.

1534
01:05:38,568 --> 01:05:40,670
Okay, let me experience it on my own.

1535
01:05:40,704 --> 01:05:43,440
Just, you think like, there's
no way he's gonna be good.

1536
01:05:43,473 --> 01:05:45,175
And he's like, great.

1537
01:05:45,209 --> 01:05:47,477
And that makes it amazing.

1538
01:05:47,511 --> 01:05:50,914
And those, I mean, those eyebrows man.

1539
01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:52,482
Jesus, they pierce right through you.

1540
01:05:52,516 --> 01:05:53,717
You won't stop talking about 'em.

1541
01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:57,154
I just want him to be my dad, you know?

1542
01:05:59,256 --> 01:06:00,757
Let me get that.

1543
01:06:01,858 --> 01:06:03,160
Thank you.

1544
01:06:03,193 --> 01:06:04,961
Sit back and relax.

1545
01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:08,232
Ah, thanks man.

1546
01:06:12,169 --> 01:06:13,137
Oh, this is where Ryan...

1547
01:06:13,170 --> 01:06:15,072
Which one's Ryan?

1548
01:06:15,105 --> 01:06:16,373
He's the main guy.

1549
01:06:16,406 --> 01:06:17,507
He talks about how he's brooding

1550
01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:18,908
and it's like really meta.

1551
01:06:18,942 --> 01:06:20,244
He's, this character is aware of,

1552
01:06:20,277 --> 01:06:22,412
that he is this character.

1553
01:06:22,446 --> 01:06:23,247
Who's Mischa Barton?

1554
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:24,081
Huh?

1555
01:06:24,114 --> 01:06:24,948
Shouldn't you be out there,

1556
01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:26,216
finding the guys who did this to me?

1557
01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:27,651
Shhh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh.

1558
01:06:27,684 --> 01:06:29,586
You need your strength.

1559
01:06:42,066 --> 01:06:43,700
Clark, I can bathe myself.

1560
01:06:43,733 --> 01:06:45,202
Don't worry, I got it.

1561
01:06:45,235 --> 01:06:47,504
No man, I'm feeling a whole lot better.

1562
01:06:47,537 --> 01:06:49,906
And I really don't need you
to be in here.

1563
01:06:49,939 --> 01:06:50,907
Hey.

1564
01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:52,576
Don't be too proud to
ask for a little help.

1565
01:06:52,609 --> 01:06:54,278
You know what'd help?

1566
01:06:54,311 --> 01:06:56,646
If you went out and fought
the guys who did this to me.

1567
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:57,547
Holy cow.

1568
01:06:57,581 --> 01:07:00,750
Did you know you have a mole back here?

1569
01:07:07,757 --> 01:07:09,293
Hey, are you going out?

1570
01:07:09,326 --> 01:07:10,127
Yeah.

1571
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:10,960
To destroy this.

1572
01:07:10,994 --> 01:07:12,096
You can't!

1573
01:07:12,129 --> 01:07:12,996
What's your deal, Dale?

1574
01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:14,898
I've done nothing but help you out

1575
01:07:14,931 --> 01:07:16,466
over the last few days.

1576
01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:18,302
It's my fault that this
whole place got destroyed.

1577
01:07:18,335 --> 01:07:20,470
It's my fault that you got beat up.

1578
01:07:20,504 --> 01:07:22,306
And it's all because of this.

1579
01:07:22,339 --> 01:07:23,940
So I'm doin' my best to make it right.

1580
01:07:23,973 --> 01:07:26,210
You can make up for it
by getting back out there.

1581
01:07:26,243 --> 01:07:27,344
You hated what I did!

1582
01:07:27,377 --> 01:07:28,345
I did.

1583
01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:30,280
But don't you feel some
sense of responsibility?

1584
01:07:30,314 --> 01:07:31,548
An actual calling?

1585
01:07:31,581 --> 01:07:32,416
Nah.

1586
01:07:44,261 --> 01:07:46,163
It's time for Plan B.

1587
01:08:28,672 --> 01:08:30,274
What do you want?

1588
01:08:34,278 --> 01:08:35,279
Where is it?

1589
01:08:41,718 --> 01:08:43,052
Do you know the number?

1590
01:08:43,086 --> 01:08:45,021
No, I don't know the damn number!

1591
01:08:45,054 --> 01:08:46,223
How did they connect us?

1592
01:08:46,256 --> 01:08:48,258
I don't know.

1593
01:08:48,292 --> 01:08:49,226
Did you tell anyone you work with?

1594
01:08:49,259 --> 01:08:50,460
No.

1595
01:08:50,494 --> 01:08:51,661
Maybe they followed us
and the saw us together.

1596
01:08:51,695 --> 01:08:52,629
I doubt it.

1597
01:08:52,662 --> 01:08:53,630
Dale's a cop.

1598
01:08:53,663 --> 01:08:55,765
Maybe he can just go in and...

1599
01:08:55,799 --> 01:08:57,234
Wait.

1600
01:08:57,267 --> 01:08:58,568
You don't think...

1601
01:08:58,602 --> 01:08:59,703
It can't...

1602
01:08:59,736 --> 01:09:02,339
He's the only one who knows
you and I work together.

1603
01:09:02,372 --> 01:09:03,340
It can't be.

1604
01:09:03,373 --> 01:09:04,308
Call him!

1605
01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:14,150
Hey man, what's up?

1606
01:09:14,184 --> 01:09:16,119
Oh, thank God.

1607
01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:17,854
What?

1608
01:09:17,887 --> 01:09:20,224
Just uh, to hear that you answered

1609
01:09:20,257 --> 01:09:21,691
and everything's fine.

1610
01:09:21,725 --> 01:09:24,160
Oh, uh, totally.

1611
01:09:24,194 --> 01:09:25,262
Cool, cool.

1612
01:09:25,295 --> 01:09:26,430
So I'll see you later then?

1613
01:09:26,463 --> 01:09:28,265
Oh hey, real quick.

1614
01:09:28,298 --> 01:09:30,500
Does Anthony wanna
hear his wife's voice?

1615
01:09:30,534 --> 01:09:33,903
She's a really terrible
crier, it's so annoying.

1616
01:09:33,937 --> 01:09:36,139
Hey, Keto, take care of that.

1617
01:09:37,307 --> 01:09:38,708
You son of a bitch!

1618
01:09:38,742 --> 01:09:39,776
I'll kill the bastard.

1619
01:09:39,809 --> 01:09:40,610
No no no no.

1620
01:09:40,644 --> 01:09:41,445
What?

1621
01:09:41,478 --> 01:09:42,546
Where are we going?

1622
01:09:42,579 --> 01:09:43,880
I don't know.

1623
01:09:52,589 --> 01:09:53,390
Ch'ello?

1624
01:09:53,423 --> 01:09:54,491
Where are we going?

1625
01:09:54,524 --> 01:09:56,460
Oh, that'd be good to know, huh?

1626
01:09:56,493 --> 01:10:00,230
Yeah, that'd be good to know, Dale.

1627
01:10:01,931 --> 01:10:02,866
Where's Dean?

1628
01:10:02,899 --> 01:10:03,967
You didn't hear man?

1629
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,702
Got crushed by his own brick wall.

1630
01:10:05,735 --> 01:10:07,237
That sucks.

1631
01:10:07,271 --> 01:10:10,407
Hey uhm, how much you guys wanna bet

1632
01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:12,609
I'll be the one that
takes Spaghettiman down.

1633
01:10:12,642 --> 01:10:13,443
Incorrect.

1634
01:10:13,477 --> 01:10:15,111
That'll be me.

1635
01:10:15,144 --> 01:10:16,346
You wanna bet 50 on that?

1636
01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:17,614
Oh yeah.

1637
01:10:17,647 --> 01:10:19,316
I think I'll be the one
to take Spaghettiman out.

1638
01:10:19,349 --> 01:10:20,884
Yeah, what makes you think that?

1639
01:10:20,917 --> 01:10:22,252
Simple.

1640
01:10:22,286 --> 01:10:23,687
Chop to the neck.

1641
01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:26,790
Don't you think if
anyone could've done that,

1642
01:10:26,823 --> 01:10:29,493
he would've done that already.

1643
01:10:29,526 --> 01:10:30,327
I chop.

1644
01:10:32,095 --> 01:10:33,430
And then I kick.

1645
01:10:34,331 --> 01:10:36,366
Yeah, I think all
you guys are gonna die.

1646
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,101
Nah, nah guys, it's simple, alright?

1647
01:10:38,134 --> 01:10:39,703
You walk up to him.

1648
01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:40,904
You grab his dick.

1649
01:10:40,937 --> 01:10:42,606
You rip it off.

1650
01:10:42,639 --> 01:10:44,441
Uh, if you can get that close.

1651
01:10:44,474 --> 01:10:46,743
I'll get so close to his
dick that I can smell it.

1652
01:10:46,776 --> 01:10:48,678
Then I'll rip it off.

1653
01:10:48,712 --> 01:10:49,913
It'll be easy.

1654
01:10:49,946 --> 01:10:51,615
Sweep the leg.

1655
01:10:51,648 --> 01:10:54,451
Punch him so hard in the nose,
the nose goes into his brain.

1656
01:10:54,484 --> 01:10:57,287
And, if I'm allowed,
I'll take the skull home.

1657
01:10:57,321 --> 01:10:59,155
Use it as a cereal bowl.

1658
01:10:59,188 --> 01:11:01,190
I've done the nose
trick to a lot of guys.

1659
01:11:01,224 --> 01:11:02,158
It works really well.

1660
01:11:02,191 --> 01:11:02,959
Oh yeah?

1661
01:11:02,992 --> 01:11:03,827
How many.

1662
01:11:05,429 --> 01:11:07,397
I don't have to prove anything to you.

1663
01:11:07,431 --> 01:11:08,865
Shut up.

1664
01:11:08,898 --> 01:11:12,702
You guys realize it won't
be this easy, right?

1665
01:11:13,970 --> 01:11:17,641
If, and when you guys
fail, I will beat him.

1666
01:11:19,976 --> 01:11:20,810
One way.

1667
01:11:24,548 --> 01:11:25,915
The straight vertical fist to the face

1668
01:11:25,949 --> 01:11:27,283
with the step-in elbow to follow it up.

1669
01:11:27,317 --> 01:11:29,519
He's gonna expect another
straight strike

1670
01:11:29,553 --> 01:11:30,854
so I step off on the angle,

1671
01:11:30,887 --> 01:11:32,088
spinning elbow.

1672
01:11:32,121 --> 01:11:33,857
Now I come back, around on the angle.

1673
01:11:33,890 --> 01:11:35,224
Across the face.

1674
01:11:36,793 --> 01:11:38,362
That's a knuckle-rake and a back-fist.

1675
01:11:38,395 --> 01:11:39,929
I step off again on the angle.

1676
01:11:39,963 --> 01:11:41,064
Chop to the neck.

1677
01:11:41,097 --> 01:11:42,532
Hit him up with the knee.

1678
01:11:42,566 --> 01:11:44,734
Now that he's up, he's
injured, his nose is bleeding.

1679
01:11:44,768 --> 01:11:46,102
He's bloody, I drop levels,

1680
01:11:46,135 --> 01:11:48,938
two hard body-shots set him
up for the straight jab.

1681
01:11:48,972 --> 01:11:51,174
Knock-out finish.

1682
01:11:51,207 --> 01:11:53,242
That, is how you beat a man.

1683
01:11:53,276 --> 01:11:54,378
You got that?

1684
01:11:55,211 --> 01:11:56,045
Yup.

1685
01:11:57,113 --> 01:11:58,114
You know, or we could just,

1686
01:11:58,147 --> 01:11:59,883
chop him to the neck.

1687
01:12:01,150 --> 01:12:04,488
But no, what you've got is, is the best.

1688
01:12:28,745 --> 01:12:29,546
Whoa whoa.

1689
01:12:29,579 --> 01:12:30,380
Where are you going?

1690
01:12:30,414 --> 01:12:31,214
I gotta go get her.

1691
01:12:31,247 --> 01:12:32,048
No, you don't.

1692
01:12:32,081 --> 01:12:32,882
It's too dangerous in there.

1693
01:12:32,916 --> 01:12:33,783
Besides, we don't know

1694
01:12:33,817 --> 01:12:35,151
what's going on in front of those doors.

1695
01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:35,985
They're looking for me.

1696
01:12:36,019 --> 01:12:36,853
I'm gonna go in.

1697
01:12:36,886 --> 01:12:37,954
You circle around back.

1698
01:12:37,987 --> 01:12:39,889
Find some other way in.

1699
01:12:43,660 --> 01:12:45,294
Great.

1700
01:13:19,696 --> 01:13:21,598
Where's Dale?

1701
01:13:26,770 --> 01:13:27,604
What?

1702
01:13:29,573 --> 01:13:32,175
Dammit

1703
01:13:32,208 --> 01:13:34,844
Fuck, are you serious?

1704
01:13:39,282 --> 01:13:41,150
Okay, now where's Dale?

1705
01:13:41,184 --> 01:13:43,820
That's not your concern.

1706
01:13:43,853 --> 01:13:44,654
Is Katie safe?

1707
01:13:44,688 --> 01:13:46,422
That is not your concern.

1708
01:13:46,456 --> 01:13:47,457
Where is she?

1709
01:13:47,491 --> 01:13:49,425
It's not your concern.

1710
01:13:49,459 --> 01:13:50,393
Okay tough guy.

1711
01:13:50,426 --> 01:13:52,195
What is my concern?

1712
01:13:52,228 --> 01:13:54,297
How fast you wanna die?

1713
01:14:03,773 --> 01:14:04,708
Fight!

1714
01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:44,213
I got this.

1715
01:15:13,109 --> 01:15:14,310
Hey guy, I don't know why you're

1716
01:15:14,343 --> 01:15:16,746
standing there with that
stupid smile on your face

1717
01:15:16,780 --> 01:15:19,148
when I just took out all your men.

1718
01:15:19,182 --> 01:15:21,585
Oh, you're still gonna smile then?

1719
01:15:21,618 --> 01:15:22,418
Alright.

1720
01:15:22,451 --> 01:15:23,887
You asked for it.

1721
01:15:31,861 --> 01:15:32,696
Hiyah-hah.

1722
01:15:36,165 --> 01:15:37,333
Wha, whoa man.

1723
01:15:56,052 --> 01:15:57,453
Kat.

1724
01:15:57,486 --> 01:15:58,487
Anthony!

1725
01:15:58,521 --> 01:16:00,089
Come on, let's go.

1726
01:16:00,123 --> 01:16:00,957
Not yet.

1727
01:16:05,228 --> 01:16:09,398
We have to see if Clark's
gonna achieve his destiny.

1728
01:16:17,641 --> 01:16:18,875
Okay.

1729
01:16:31,054 --> 01:16:32,288
Shirt ripper!

1730
01:16:39,963 --> 01:16:42,198
Ha ha ha, oh man!

1731
01:16:43,366 --> 01:16:44,200
Oh, man...

1732
01:17:16,332 --> 01:17:17,901
What is he doing?

1733
01:17:23,072 --> 01:17:23,873
No!

1734
01:17:23,907 --> 01:17:24,741
No!

1735
01:17:32,716 --> 01:17:33,817
Ah. Don't.

1736
01:17:33,850 --> 01:17:34,650
Stop.

1737
01:17:34,684 --> 01:17:35,518
Stop it.

1738
01:17:41,725 --> 01:17:43,526
This wasn't supposed to happen!

1739
01:17:43,559 --> 01:17:45,261
I don't give a shit about
what's supposed to happen.

1740
01:17:45,294 --> 01:17:47,396
The Spaghettiman is dead!

1741
01:17:50,900 --> 01:17:52,401
I didn't hire you to do this.

1742
01:17:52,435 --> 01:17:54,437
Look, your plan was good
but it had one problem.

1743
01:17:54,470 --> 01:17:57,140
And I fixed that problem
and made it a lot better.

1744
01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:59,809
Now, we can discuss this problem.

1745
01:17:59,843 --> 01:18:01,644
But you can take a look at what happened

1746
01:18:01,677 --> 01:18:03,646
to the last guy who disagreed with me.

1747
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:24,801
What the?

1748
01:18:41,985 --> 01:18:43,086
Dale, get back here...

1749
01:18:43,119 --> 01:18:44,720
Katie, you're alive.

1750
01:18:44,754 --> 01:18:46,255
Yeah, I'm fine, uh...

1751
01:18:46,289 --> 01:18:47,791
Did you guys see
what was going on in here?

1752
01:18:47,824 --> 01:18:48,624
I was punching.

1753
01:18:48,657 --> 01:18:49,458
I was kicking.

1754
01:18:49,492 --> 01:18:50,526
Things were flying everywhere.

1755
01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:53,429
Yeah, it was on the
camera in the other room.

1756
01:18:53,462 --> 01:18:55,664
Dale was recording this entire thing?

1757
01:18:55,698 --> 01:18:57,233
I don't know.

1758
01:18:57,266 --> 01:18:58,768
I was a little preoccupied.

1759
01:18:58,802 --> 01:19:00,169
That sucks.

1760
01:19:00,203 --> 01:19:01,304
It would be really cool if he was.

1761
01:19:01,337 --> 01:19:03,306
I was doing some real
ninja stuff, you know.

1762
01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:05,574
Then I was dead!

1763
01:19:05,608 --> 01:19:07,076
I was dead and I came back to life.

1764
01:19:07,110 --> 01:19:08,611
I'm standing right here now.

1765
01:19:08,644 --> 01:19:10,013
Yeah, we were here.

1766
01:19:10,046 --> 01:19:11,214
Come on Anthony.

1767
01:19:11,247 --> 01:19:12,982
Don't act like it wasn't totally cool.

1768
01:19:13,016 --> 01:19:14,617
I don't think it
wasn't totally not cool.

1769
01:19:14,650 --> 01:19:16,285
I'm wondering if you're
gonna go catch Dale.

1770
01:19:16,319 --> 01:19:18,087
Yeah, I am.

1771
01:19:21,157 --> 01:19:22,491
Forgot my shoes!

1772
01:19:25,862 --> 01:19:26,729
Dale.

1773
01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:28,097
Dale, where are you?

1774
01:19:28,131 --> 01:19:29,232
Dale, get out here right now.

1775
01:19:29,265 --> 01:19:30,066
Dale, where did you...

1776
01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:31,200
Hey!

1777
01:19:35,338 --> 01:19:36,372
Up the fire escape, Dale?

1778
01:19:36,405 --> 01:19:39,108
How do I, you pulled up
the ladder, Dale.

1779
01:19:39,142 --> 01:19:40,109
Damn Dale,

1780
01:19:40,143 --> 01:19:43,446
have to chase his stupid butt
up a ladder.

1781
01:19:43,479 --> 01:19:45,548
By climbing on a pole.

1782
01:19:45,581 --> 01:19:48,584
Dale, you pulled up the
fire escape, you idiot.

1783
01:19:48,617 --> 01:19:50,820
Jesus, I got killed
and come back for this.

1784
01:19:50,854 --> 01:19:53,089
Dale has me climbing up a damn building

1785
01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:55,658
chasing his stupid butt up a ladder.

1786
01:19:55,691 --> 01:19:57,393
Judging by the state of the fire escape

1787
01:19:57,426 --> 01:19:59,128
this roof is surely not enforced.

1788
01:19:59,162 --> 01:20:00,363
Probably didn't even get

1789
01:20:00,396 --> 01:20:03,032
the building owner's permission...

1790
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:05,701
What the hell are you doing, Dale?

1791
01:20:05,734 --> 01:20:06,535
This is it.

1792
01:20:06,569 --> 01:20:07,370
What do you mean?

1793
01:20:07,403 --> 01:20:08,204
Don't you see?

1794
01:20:08,237 --> 01:20:09,505
This is where you're gonna become

1795
01:20:09,538 --> 01:20:10,840
the superhero you need to be.

1796
01:20:10,874 --> 01:20:11,674
You tried to kill me

1797
01:20:11,707 --> 01:20:12,741
down there with your ninjas!

1798
01:20:12,775 --> 01:20:14,944
No, I set you up to beat them.

1799
01:20:14,978 --> 01:20:16,445
And now you have a choice.

1800
01:20:16,479 --> 01:20:19,015
Are you gonna kill the villain?

1801
01:20:19,048 --> 01:20:20,749
Or are you gonna save your friend?

1802
01:20:20,783 --> 01:20:23,286
Get away from that ledge, Dale.

1803
01:20:23,319 --> 01:20:24,153
No.

1804
01:20:27,490 --> 01:20:28,892
The Spaghettiman.

1805
01:20:28,925 --> 01:20:30,226
My true friend.

1806
01:20:30,259 --> 01:20:31,627
And my hero.

1807
01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:32,461
No.

1808
01:20:32,495 --> 01:20:33,529
You saved the pregnant woman.

1809
01:20:33,562 --> 01:20:35,031
You killed the henchman.

1810
01:20:35,064 --> 01:20:37,633
You saved your friend and
you stopped the villain.

1811
01:20:37,666 --> 01:20:40,003
And you did it all for free.

1812
01:20:41,170 --> 01:20:42,005
Oh God.

1813
01:20:42,038 --> 01:20:45,041
Nooooooo!

1814
01:20:45,074 --> 01:20:46,375
Freeze!

1815
01:20:46,409 --> 01:20:47,410
Is that, Dale?

1816
01:20:47,443 --> 01:20:48,577
Spaghettiman's getting away!

1817
01:20:48,611 --> 01:20:49,678
Yeah, I know.

1818
01:20:49,712 --> 01:20:51,080
Dale!

1819
01:20:51,114 --> 01:20:52,248
What're you doing here, buddy?

1820
01:20:52,281 --> 01:20:53,983
Hahaha, this must be
real embarrassing for you.

1821
01:20:54,017 --> 01:20:56,585
Hey, uh, you get a picture with him?

1822
01:20:56,619 --> 01:20:57,420
Yeah yeah.

1823
01:20:57,453 --> 01:20:58,254
Go ahead.

1824
01:20:58,287 --> 01:20:59,088
Yeah, get in there.

1825
01:20:59,122 --> 01:21:00,223
Put your hand out like this.

1826
01:21:00,256 --> 01:21:01,057
Okay, now make it good.

1827
01:21:01,090 --> 01:21:01,891
There you go, yeah.

1828
01:21:01,925 --> 01:21:02,725
Pose it.

1829
01:21:02,758 --> 01:21:03,559
Yeah, that's a good one.

1830
01:21:03,592 --> 01:21:04,493
One, two, three.

1831
01:21:04,527 --> 01:21:05,694
Hold it, yeah.

1832
01:21:06,829 --> 01:21:07,630
Got it?

1833
01:21:07,663 --> 01:21:08,797
That was a good one.

1834
01:21:08,831 --> 01:21:09,899
Do me, do me.

1835
01:21:21,244 --> 01:21:22,578
Is everything okay?

1836
01:21:22,611 --> 01:21:25,014
Paramedics say everything's fine.

1837
01:21:25,048 --> 01:21:26,715
Looks like Dale and his ninja gang

1838
01:21:26,749 --> 01:21:28,484
will be going away for awhile.

1839
01:21:28,517 --> 01:21:29,752
Cool.

1840
01:21:32,421 --> 01:21:33,422
That's cool.

1841
01:21:34,723 --> 01:21:35,558
What's wrong?

1842
01:21:35,591 --> 01:21:37,326
You stopped the bad guy and saved us.

1843
01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:39,295
Yeah.

1844
01:21:39,328 --> 01:21:40,629
Yeah I know.

1845
01:21:40,663 --> 01:21:41,764
For free too.

1846
01:21:42,798 --> 01:21:44,867
I know you probably
don't wanna hear this...

1847
01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:46,335
But you're a hero.

1848
01:21:46,369 --> 01:21:48,404
Gaaaaah.

1849
01:21:48,437 --> 01:21:49,705
You saved Kat.

1850
01:21:49,738 --> 01:21:51,240
For free.

1851
01:21:51,274 --> 01:21:52,375
And my children.

1852
01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:53,542
For free.

1853
01:21:53,576 --> 01:21:55,144
And you saved my life.

1854
01:21:55,178 --> 01:21:57,280
For free!

1855
01:21:57,313 --> 01:21:58,147
I know.

1856
01:21:59,415 --> 01:22:02,918
And for that, I'll always
be in your debt.

1857
01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:08,191
Wait.

1858
01:22:09,458 --> 01:22:10,726
Wait, your debt?

1859
01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:11,627
Like...

1860
01:22:11,660 --> 01:22:12,695
Like you owe me something?

1861
01:22:12,728 --> 01:22:14,730
Well, it's more like a figure of speech.

1862
01:22:14,763 --> 01:22:16,032
Like I owe you one, or...

1863
01:22:16,065 --> 01:22:17,000
Yeah. Yeah!

1864
01:22:17,033 --> 01:22:18,401
Like you owe me one.

1865
01:22:18,434 --> 01:22:19,602
Like you borrowed some money.

1866
01:22:19,635 --> 01:22:21,070
No. It's not literal.

1867
01:22:21,104 --> 01:22:22,438
It's like...

1868
01:22:22,471 --> 01:22:23,639
Yes!

1869
01:22:28,544 --> 01:22:29,378
Hey!

1870
01:22:30,346 --> 01:22:32,015
Where are you going?

1871
01:22:34,883 --> 01:22:35,818
I guess you're gonna have to

1872
01:22:35,851 --> 01:22:39,222
listen to that police scanner
to find out.

1873
01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:01,644
It's 11 miles home to my place.

1874
01:23:01,677 --> 01:23:02,945
I'll get a ride home with you.