0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:25,002 NIce One :) 2 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:19,011 Well, it's gonna be a big night, right? 3 00:01:19,013 --> 00:01:21,046 I mean, how much are we lookin' at? 4 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:22,748 I'll give you five a head. 5 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,283 Five a head? Fuck you! 6 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:26,085 There's Tiki bars in Encino that pay more than that. 7 00:01:26,087 --> 00:01:27,753 We're gonna pull out on you then. 8 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:30,856 How about I guarantee you 500 heads... 9 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:32,791 And you fuckin' bump us up to seven? 10 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,526 You pull 500 girls into the club, 11 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:35,727 I'll give you fuckin' head. 12 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:37,129 Wait, am I on speaker? 13 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:40,065 Yeah, my phone's broke. What time is Cole's set? 14 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:42,301 Oh, yeah, Cole. I got him down at 9:00 pm. 15 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:44,570 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who's goin' on at 11:00? 16 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:46,705 Uh, uh, Dj Devin playing at 11:00. 17 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:51,410 Does Dj Devin have 25 kappa Alpha Alpha Omega sluts 18 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:53,278 coming in a fucking party bus? 19 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,947 'Cause they ain't gonna be there until 11:00. 20 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:56,882 Yo, be a fuckin' gentleman, Nicky. 21 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,784 Be a gentleman? Fuck you, kid. 22 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,286 11:00. And fix your goddamn phone. 23 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:03,655 All right, bitch. 24 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:06,892 Got you, boo! Uh! Prime time! 25 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:09,328 You know, it's a major night for my boy, all right? 26 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,430 Just, you know, cut loose. Bring whoever. 27 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:14,133 Bring 'em all, bring 'em all. The girl with the dimples. 28 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:15,267 See you then. 29 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:17,603 150 heads. 30 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:19,438 Nice, man. No thanks. 31 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:23,809 And the squirrel came scurrying up the tree. 32 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:26,578 Yo, yo! Get out, I'm drivin'. 33 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,914 What? Get out, I'm drivin'. 34 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:35,988 Get in, get in, come on. 35 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:38,023 There he is. 36 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:41,126 Wearing a leather jacket in the summertime. 37 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:43,629 Afternoon, gentlemen. Good god. 38 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:47,699 Five, four, three... 39 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:51,770 Two... one. 40 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:04,716 James Reed, Thursdays, social. 41 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:05,817 You should come out to social. 42 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:07,219 James Reed is headlining. 43 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:09,021 How you doin'? Do you like electronic music? 44 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:11,557 Your nose job looks great. 45 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:13,158 Do you promise? 46 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,160 James Reed, social, Thursdays. Bring your friends, 47 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:16,962 bring all your friends. If they look like you, bring 'em all. 48 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,730 Here, here, all you guys. 49 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:19,965 Girl, you wanna come out on Thursday? 50 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,233 James Reed is deejaying. 51 00:03:21,235 --> 00:03:23,402 Social. Thursdays. I'll take care of you. 52 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:24,570 Okay. 53 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:25,904 Here, put your number in my phone. 54 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:27,472 If you guys bring like a couple friends, 55 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:28,807 I can get you a free bottle. 56 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:31,843 It's Cole, by the way. See you Thursday. 57 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,312 I should've gone to college. 58 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:36,648 This is the San Fernando valley... 59 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,217 That flat stretch of land. 60 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:41,086 On the other side of the Hollywood hills. 61 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:43,488 Our greatest contributions to American culture. 62 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:46,391 Remain the porn industry and ditzy girls... 63 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,926 But we've also got the best Sushi. 64 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,261 In the western hemisphere. 65 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:51,930 And it's always in a strip mall. Always. 66 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,499 That's my friend Mason's house. 67 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:56,068 And that's the pool house in the back, 68 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,769 where I've been living since I was 15. 69 00:03:57,771 --> 00:04:00,839 That's where we threw down with some punks from canoga park. 70 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,708 Now I got this awesome scar. 71 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:04,910 And these are my friends. 72 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:22,928 Shh. 73 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:26,765 Yo, yo, the fact is that 99% of all people in this world, 74 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,467 they're lookin' for a party. 75 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:29,935 Okay, and 1% of people, they are the party. 76 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,603 You gotta fuckin' be that. 77 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:35,040 You know, your body's 85% water, and I'm thirsty. I'm thirsty. 78 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,276 This isn't some unce-unce, bridge-and-tunnel bullshit. 79 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:39,478 This is the best dance party in L.A. 80 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:40,646 And that guy right there... 81 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:42,281 He's deejaying. I'm deejaying. 82 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:44,483 Just the side room, though. It's just the side room. 83 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:47,085 These days, you can invent an app, start a blog, 84 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:49,554 sell shit online, but if you're a Dj, 85 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:52,958 all you need is a laptop, some talent, one track. 86 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,127 That track is your ticket to everything. 87 00:05:02,303 --> 00:05:04,569 Man, deejaying, producing... Look, it's hard. 88 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:05,837 It's a saturated market. 89 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,173 Yeah, 'cause there's not enough actors in L.A. 90 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:11,109 I'm not an actor. I'm a movie star. 91 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:13,312 This is gonna be the best... 92 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:14,780 - The best... - The best... 93 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:16,081 - The best night... - The best night... 94 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:17,516 - Best... - Night... -Of... 95 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:19,117 - Your... - Life. 96 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:25,190 You're so fucking pretty, Ollie. Like an angel. 97 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:27,259 Get off me, you smell like shit. 98 00:05:28,861 --> 00:05:30,095 This one's off beachwood. 99 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:32,030 Four bedrooms, a party deck, 100 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:33,932 200 square foot dining room. 101 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,367 Perfect for entertaining. 102 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:37,302 Yo, we can turn the dining room into our office. 103 00:05:37,304 --> 00:05:41,206 Mase, dude, the cheapest place here is six grand. 104 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:42,941 I mean, you don't have enough money to fix your car. 105 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:45,377 Hey. With Ollie's drug money... Shut- 106 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:48,380 and our nights at social blowing up, okay... 107 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:50,982 We're gonna be out of the valley by the end of this summer. 108 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:53,452 Okay? And I feel... 109 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:55,187 Look, I feel really fucking good about Thursday. 110 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:57,189 I mean, like, so good, like when Jenny haze 111 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:59,624 put her finger up my asshole, dude. Like that kinda good. 112 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:02,127 - Dude, that was your finger. - That was your finger. 113 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:03,662 I'm pretty sure she wasn't even there. 114 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:05,630 - Jenna haze's fingers. - Listen, believe in me. 115 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:07,532 Believe 'cause I believe in you. 116 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,671 What's up, kids? Good to see you, bro. 117 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,506 You're lookin' sharp as ever, Paige. Yeah, you too, man. 118 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:17,576 Hey, you know my boys. Squirrel, Cole, and Mason. 119 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:21,079 What's up? The young hustlers club. I like it, I like it. 120 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,248 We prefer to be called entrepreneurs, but... 121 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:25,317 All right. All right. You're an entrepreneur? 122 00:06:25,319 --> 00:06:26,318 My kinda guy. 123 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:27,419 Yo, Paige, man, you should come 124 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:29,087 to the new spot, social, on Thursday. 125 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:30,422 Social? I'll take care of you. 126 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:32,157 Yeah, take care of me, huh? That's right. 127 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:33,925 Tell you what, whenever you guys are ready 128 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,494 to start makin' some real loot... 129 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,362 You need to holler at me. You know, bring the boys. 130 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:40,031 Can you do that? Think about it, huh? 131 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,567 I tell you what, brunch is on me, all right, fellas? 132 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:50,342 What's he talkin' about, money? What money? 133 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:52,177 Man, Paige is always recruitin'. 134 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:53,912 For what? Doesn't he, like, produce porn? 135 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,514 No, he's in real estate, assface. 136 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:57,282 Can he just, what, get us a house then? No. 137 00:06:57,284 --> 00:06:58,784 We're sittin' here talkin' about houses... 138 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:01,253 No, no, no. He's like a real estate businessman. 139 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:06,525 What does that mean? I don't know what that is. 140 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:10,962 Okay, I'm not exactly sure what he does, but... 141 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:12,063 He's makin' a lot of money doin' it. 142 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,933 Ooh. 143 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:48,900 Mason. 144 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:51,269 Mason. 145 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:54,840 I asked you three times to work on that roof yesterday. 146 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:56,341 The toilet's still broken. 147 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:58,677 Okay. I'll fuckin' do it later. 148 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:00,178 Now. 149 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,581 Okay. You too, Cole. 150 00:08:04,183 --> 00:08:07,752 Sorry my dad's such a dick. 151 00:08:35,782 --> 00:08:37,782 Later, pop. 152 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:46,992 Whoo! Cheers. 153 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:48,527 Cheers. 154 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,562 All right, this is for you, squirrel. 155 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:52,531 Yo, I got one, I got one, I got one. I got one. 156 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:55,800 This moment right here with all you guys... 157 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:58,570 This is honestly my favorite part of the night. 158 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:01,740 It's the moment before it starts. 159 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,002 Mason! Mason, where's my five-hundo, bro? 160 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,504 You see the fuckin' line outside? 161 00:09:32,506 --> 00:09:34,239 You can wait to thank me till the end of the night, 'kay? 162 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,740 Hey, you. Do not play any of the songs 163 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,375 on that list, do you understand me? 164 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,544 Save firepower for Mr. Reed. 165 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:41,513 Whoo-hoo. Hello, beautiful. 166 00:09:41,515 --> 00:09:44,950 You look so fucking important with that list in your hand. 167 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,217 Here you go. 168 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:47,619 What's up, Devin? 169 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:49,187 What's up, Cole? How you doin'? I'm good, man. 170 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,456 Good. Yeah. Warming the room up for ya. 171 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:52,691 It's all good. Thanks, bro. 172 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,292 Hey, buddy. All right, have fun, man. 173 00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:57,462 What a dick. 174 00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:59,030 Yo, Ollie, my main man. How you doin'? 175 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,466 Good, good, good. Look, hook me up with another round. 176 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:03,301 I'll throw you in a vine, I'll make you famous and shit. 177 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:04,703 All right, I got you. 178 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:06,571 You guys let me know if you need anything, all right? 179 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:07,639 Off the menu. 180 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:10,208 Hey, bro, bro. I'm boys with your friend. 181 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,310 You know, Ollie. The pretty boy. 182 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,212 Sorry, kid. I'm fuckin' sorry. 183 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,147 Wait, wait. What about this guy? 184 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:18,183 You know him? 185 00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:24,623 Don't bro me if you don't know me. 186 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:32,163 This party sucks. L.A.'s dead. 187 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,498 - Hi, Sara. - Hi, Sara. 188 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:36,101 Hey, Cole. Can you play "drunk in love"? 189 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,603 Absolutely not. 190 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:43,174 Hey, squirrel. I like your shirt. 191 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:14,105 Ow! What the hell? 192 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,174 We gotta round up chicks for Paige. 193 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,609 Looks like he's doing fine. 194 00:11:17,611 --> 00:11:19,010 Yeah, those girls are wack. 195 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,412 All right, find me something. 196 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:16,401 What do you think of this guy? 197 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,103 This guy? Yeah. 198 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,441 I think he's getting paid too much. 199 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,877 What do you think about him? 200 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,447 I think he used to be good. 201 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,418 But now I think he just gives the people what they want. 202 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:44,129 Hey, do you wanna come sit at my friend's table? 203 00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:47,265 You can drink for free. 204 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,768 Do you promote here? 205 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:54,405 No. My friends promote here. 206 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,141 Right. I kinda help. 207 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,876 Well, have a nice night. I... 208 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:34,112 Hey, you're James Reed, right? 209 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:37,682 Mm. 210 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,317 You smoke? 211 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,718 Yes, I do. 212 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,360 What the fuck is that? What? 213 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,695 Is there tobacco in that? 214 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,197 Yeah. It's a spliff. 215 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,199 A spliff? What are you, French? 216 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:57,101 No. I'm American. 217 00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,370 All right, this is the most important advice you're ever gonna get. 218 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:03,641 Never mix thc with nicotine. It fogs up the high. 219 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,510 It lasts longer if you mix it. 220 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,645 It's not about making it last longer, 221 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,380 it's about enjoying it. 222 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,752 You spin here regularly? 223 00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,389 Yeah. 224 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,458 And they pay you? 225 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:23,228 Mm-mm. No. 226 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:26,464 But the drinks are free. 227 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,099 Well, that's nice of 'em. 228 00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:35,840 Do you wanna go to a party? 229 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:36,808 What, like now? 230 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:39,611 Yeah. Right now. Should be fun. 231 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,648 Yeah. 232 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,517 You want? 233 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,087 Yeah, sure. 234 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:52,156 So like, where have you been to spin? 235 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:56,895 Okay. Tokyo, Berlin, Frankfurt... 236 00:14:56,897 --> 00:15:01,499 Belgium... Dubai, which is in the middle east. 237 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,767 Yeah, it's like Vegas of the middle east. 238 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:07,906 Ibiza, majorca, Madrid... Paris. 239 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,741 Paris, they got some great music right now. 240 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:13,044 Yo, you seen Cole? 241 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,379 I can't say I have. 242 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,446 Then what's the plan? 243 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,515 See you in the mornin'. 244 00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:38,569 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy. 245 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,506 That painting is worth more than my car. 246 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,147 James? 247 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:52,650 Mmm? 248 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,719 This painting's alive. 249 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:02,961 Nah. That's just the pcp talkin'. 250 00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:09,133 Pcp? Ooh. 251 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:16,741 Well, I've seen many door girls in my day, but this one... 252 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,177 Look... i will go home with you tonight 253 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,678 under two conditions. Yes. 254 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,514 One, you understand that it is pity sex... 255 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,083 And I will never admit to it. Okay. 256 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:29,487 And two, you shut the fuck up for the rest of the night. 257 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:33,091 Okay? 258 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,926 Where are those nuts, squirrel? 259 00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:36,527 Where'd you hide your fucking nuts? 260 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,196 - It ain't winter yet. - No. 261 00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,716 What are you doing here? 262 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:44,288 Me and James went to a party. I think. 263 00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:47,592 What are you doing here? 264 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:49,293 I live here. 265 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,329 Oh, my god. My brain is bleeding. 266 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:55,266 My blood is going to start coming out of my eyeballs. 267 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,235 You like this homeless puppy I found? 268 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,169 Is he house-broken? 269 00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:01,939 I don't know. Check the rugs. 270 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,842 I can actually smell the whiskey fermenting on your skin. 271 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,345 Oh? You didn't drive home last night, did you? 272 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,347 You used to smell like fermented liquor, too. 273 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:12,316 Cole, this is Sophie, my role model. 274 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,352 Nice to meet you, Cole. 275 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,686 Nice to meet you. 276 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,523 You were talking a big game last night, kid. 277 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,858 I was? 278 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,294 You were saying how all you need is one track... 279 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,696 You were gonna control peoples' hearts... 280 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:26,931 You were gonna fly around the world. 281 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,133 I'm not supposed to drink whiskey. 282 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,936 Or take pcp. 283 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:34,338 Uh... 284 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,873 Do you have any aspirin? 285 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:39,477 We have tons of aspirin, but I'm not givin' you shit... 286 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,711 Till you play me something. 287 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,280 You have tracks on your phone, right? 288 00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:46,317 Okay. It's not really morning music. 289 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:49,220 Oh, well, that's okay because it's 12:30. 290 00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:52,723 It's 12:30? 291 00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:15,246 I'm just gonna skip ahead. 292 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,526 It's fun. 293 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:29,927 Fun? 294 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,896 I am gonna pour myself a drink... 295 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,764 Before this hangover gets real. 296 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,100 Soph, can we get Cole an uber? 297 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,936 Um... i can give him a ride. 298 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,404 I have some errands to run, so... 299 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:44,075 Great! I'll be here, festering slowly. 300 00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,783 You know, James is a snob. 301 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,586 He's really hard on everyone, so... 302 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,255 Don't worry. It's cool. 303 00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,489 It's nothing. 304 00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:10,534 Stanford, huh? That's a nice school. 305 00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:12,770 Did you go to college? 306 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,072 No. 307 00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:17,975 I could've gone to college. Mmm. 308 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,278 Could've run track at uc Davis. 309 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,646 Why didn't you? 310 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:28,319 Well, school's a waste of time. 311 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:29,920 It can be... 312 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:32,189 If you're doing something better with your time. 313 00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:38,896 Can't believe you guys just left me 314 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,264 abandoned there with Sara. 315 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:44,135 Dicks. She did unspeakable things. 316 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:48,339 This fuckin' beat my ass. I thought I was strong, man. 317 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:51,008 Girl was supposed to call me later. It's whatever. 318 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,476 Gentlemen... 319 00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:55,913 Your earnings. 320 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:58,616 Hey, hey. 321 00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:00,751 There it is. 322 00:22:05,957 --> 00:22:09,360 200 bucks? What the fuck is this, man? 323 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,695 We brought in 560 people last night. 324 00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:12,363 We brought in 562. 325 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,465 I thought that was the point of this. We bring in 500 heads... 326 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,300 I'm gonna fuckin' murder that cheese-dick. 327 00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,202 Motherfucker! 328 00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:23,040 Look, I just read about this guy, right, 329 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,508 who invented instagram. 330 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,976 He sold it for $400 million. 331 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:29,046 So? Man, he was 26 years old. 332 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:30,548 I mean, he spent the next fucking year of his life 333 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,049 flying around the world, 334 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,651 taking pictures of his girlfriend on different beaches. 335 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,219 Kevin systrom. What? 336 00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:38,155 It's Kevin systrom, the guy who invented instagram. 337 00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:39,857 His name is Kevin systrom. 338 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,692 Fuck Kevin systrom. 339 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:45,563 Dude, I live for Thursdays. The club is my thing. 340 00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:47,398 Yeah, man, I'm not saying we should quit altogether, 341 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,833 but aren't you tired of takin' taxis 342 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,468 back from fuckin' silver lake every night? 343 00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:52,636 I'm tired of taking squirrel's mom's fucking station wagon. 344 00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:54,572 Okay, I'm tired of driving your bum ass around. 345 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:57,074 I'm fucking tired of you jerking off five feet from my pillow. 346 00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:59,043 Oh, man, you're not gonna get tired of that ever. 347 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:00,478 You guys wanna make real money? 348 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,913 Or you wanna fuckin' live and die in the valley? 349 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,554 Look, I have an idea. 350 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,089 In my life, 351 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:15,159 I do not rely on anything that's not concrete. 352 00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:18,863 All this abstract, computerized, digitized, 353 00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:20,564 on paper bullshit. 354 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,299 It's for pussies. 355 00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:32,209 Fuck a diamond, that shit's forever. 356 00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:34,278 Hi, Mrs. Henderson? 357 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:37,181 Hi, I'm calling from gold star realty solutions. 358 00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:40,451 Hi, my name is Cole. I'm calling from gold star realty solutions. 359 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:43,287 This is a list of homeowners in the area 360 00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:47,191 that are in the unfortunate position of facing foreclosure. 361 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:50,594 I was wondering if I could talk to a Mr. Stein? 362 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:51,896 Mr. steen? 363 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:53,464 So we're cold-calling people? 364 00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:56,133 No, no, no, no. You are calling people who are in need 365 00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:58,469 with the solution that they're looking for. 366 00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:03,307 When you call these people, you're calling as their friend. 367 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,143 We charge $5,000 to negotiate 368 00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:08,412 their foreclosures with the banks. 369 00:24:08,414 --> 00:24:12,616 Every deal you close... I give you 15%. 370 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:13,884 Well, that's like six... 371 00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:15,419 $750. 372 00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:17,655 Boom. Good fuckin' math, kid. 373 00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:21,725 Now, to restore your faith in humanity, 374 00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:25,663 let me break you off somethin', real proper like. 375 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:27,064 Welcome to the kingdom, boys. 376 00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:32,069 Holy shit! 377 00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:34,305 That's like 1,000 bucks, at least. 378 00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:37,475 Smell it. Smell it. Smell it. 379 00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,076 Let's do this, let's do this. 380 00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:40,744 Come on, it's a good thing. 381 00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:50,287 So, dad... 382 00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:52,022 Me and Cole, we've been making some money, 383 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:53,357 and I thought maybe 384 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:54,925 we could invest in the roof and some floors 385 00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:56,594 and we could have this fuckin' house 386 00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:58,529 ready to sell by winter for sure. 387 00:24:58,531 --> 00:24:59,530 Hello? 388 00:24:59,532 --> 00:25:01,699 Yo, San Fernando! It's James. 389 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:02,867 What's up, man? 390 00:25:02,869 --> 00:25:04,134 What are you doing Saturday? 391 00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:06,804 Nothin'. Nothin', why? 392 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:08,539 You wanna make some cash? 393 00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:10,975 Doin' what? 394 00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:34,365 Yes, but Italy, if they could only 395 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:37,334 pull together some kind of a new philosophy. 396 00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:39,236 I mean, one Americans will watch... 397 00:25:39,238 --> 00:25:42,406 Hey, can you play "drunk in love"? 398 00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:44,408 Uh... 399 00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:46,243 Please. 400 00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:48,078 Yeah, sure, I'll try to work it in. 401 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,648 For you, sir. From James. 402 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:53,717 What, are you like his secretary now? 403 00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:56,420 His assistant, actually. 404 00:25:56,422 --> 00:25:59,423 What, you look so surprised. 405 00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:01,225 Wow. 406 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,260 Oh, I'm sorry, were you trying to tell her 407 00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:06,263 all about the free drinks you can get her on Thursdays? 408 00:26:08,366 --> 00:26:10,467 What's in there? Rosé? 409 00:26:11,836 --> 00:26:13,804 Here. 410 00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:20,878 Club soda. With cranberry. 411 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,279 Very stealth. 412 00:26:25,450 --> 00:26:27,751 Hey, you know, this party is looking a little stiff, Cole. 413 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:31,021 So, what are you saying? I need to amp it up? 414 00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:32,289 You could try, 415 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:35,025 but this crowd doesn't dance before midnight. 416 00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:37,461 Okay. 417 00:26:37,463 --> 00:26:39,763 Rocking a party, step one. 418 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:43,067 So it's the Dj's job to get the crowd out of their heads 419 00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:44,635 and into their bodies. 420 00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:47,338 So in order to do that, you need, at the very least... 421 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,708 A cursory knowledge of mathematics... 422 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:53,444 And the broad strokes of ninth grade biology. 423 00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:55,646 For example... The baseline controls 424 00:26:55,648 --> 00:26:59,383 this region of the body right here. 425 00:26:59,385 --> 00:27:01,285 The most important region. 426 00:27:04,389 --> 00:27:05,889 There's always gonna be resistance. 427 00:27:05,891 --> 00:27:07,625 So you gotta be patient. 428 00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:10,928 Look for that one person who's not afraid to just go for it. 429 00:27:33,753 --> 00:27:36,020 Next you want to zero in on their heartbeats. 430 00:27:36,022 --> 00:27:38,789 I like to start 'em off at about 120 beats per minute. 431 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:40,858 That's equivalent to the heartbeat. 432 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:43,427 Of a long-distance runner. 433 00:27:50,536 --> 00:27:52,536 You see, bpm is the name of the game. 434 00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:58,876 About 60 bpm. 435 00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:07,451 Dubstep is actually 140 bpm cut to half speed. 436 00:28:07,453 --> 00:28:09,520 It ends up being about 70 bpm. 437 00:28:09,522 --> 00:28:13,557 House is around 110 to 130 bpm. 438 00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:19,897 Not sure how you dance to that. 439 00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:22,332 Once you've locked on to their heart rate, 440 00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:24,535 you start bringing them up song by song. 441 00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:58,836 There's a popular myth that 128 beats per minute is the rate. 442 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:01,405 That synergizes most with your heartbeat. 443 00:29:10,281 --> 00:29:11,715 That's the magic number. 444 00:29:11,717 --> 00:29:13,917 Once you've gotten your crowd there, 445 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:17,121 you're controlling their entire circulatory system. 446 00:29:56,561 --> 00:29:58,595 Hey, man, would you mind watching this for me? 447 00:29:58,597 --> 00:30:00,063 Oh, yeah. Sure. Go ahead, man. Thanks, man. 448 00:30:03,234 --> 00:30:04,568 What are you guys doing here? 449 00:30:04,570 --> 00:30:05,836 What do you mean, what am I doin' here? 450 00:30:05,838 --> 00:30:07,337 Think I'm gonna come all the way out here, 451 00:30:07,339 --> 00:30:08,505 pick you up, and not party? 452 00:30:08,507 --> 00:30:10,941 Hey, James, they're with me. 453 00:30:10,943 --> 00:30:12,776 This is Mason, Ollie and squirrel. 454 00:30:12,778 --> 00:30:14,678 How's it goin'? Nice to meet you all. 455 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,313 Actually, you met us before. We promote at social. 456 00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:17,848 On Thursdays. 457 00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:20,517 Listen, we should grab a bite to eat sometime, man. 458 00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:22,619 I'm basically this kid's fuckin' manager, 459 00:30:22,621 --> 00:30:24,021 you know what I mean? 460 00:30:24,023 --> 00:30:25,789 And I think we could use a little bit of advice. 461 00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:28,358 You know what? Just enjoy the party. 462 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,194 We'll talk shop another time. 463 00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:31,528 Nice to meet you, bro. 464 00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:33,864 Hey, Cole, I wanna show you somethin'. 465 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:35,933 Just be cool. 466 00:30:35,935 --> 00:30:39,503 I'm like the coolest fucking dude ever. 467 00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:45,075 Are you kidding me? 468 00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:47,778 You have a wurlitzer? 469 00:30:56,454 --> 00:30:58,622 Well, that's not bad. 470 00:30:58,624 --> 00:31:01,625 Well, mom taught piano. 471 00:31:01,627 --> 00:31:04,661 Yeah? She still teach? 472 00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:06,897 Maybe. 473 00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:10,734 I wanna show you something. 474 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:18,809 This is called a buchla. It's a mod synth. 475 00:31:18,811 --> 00:31:20,844 Only a couple of 'em in the world. 476 00:31:20,846 --> 00:31:23,380 Bowie used one of these in "space oddity." 477 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:26,116 Yes he did. 478 00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:35,926 Holy cow, man! 479 00:31:35,928 --> 00:31:38,095 How do you ever leave this place? 480 00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:39,429 You'd be surprised 481 00:31:39,431 --> 00:31:41,498 at all the distractions that can come up. 482 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,567 You were good out there, you know. 483 00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:45,869 You really know how to work a crowd. 484 00:31:45,871 --> 00:31:47,604 Thanks, man. 485 00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:48,839 You know what? 486 00:31:48,841 --> 00:31:50,540 Let's hear that track of yours again. 487 00:31:50,542 --> 00:31:51,608 You got it with you? 488 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:02,619 Okay, here's the thing. 489 00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:05,522 The beginning sounds like skrillex's brother made it, 490 00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:07,291 okay. And then right here... 491 00:32:09,962 --> 00:32:12,095 That sounds like early Juan atkins to me, 492 00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:13,597 which is good, but... 493 00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:15,432 You're trying to be too many different people. 494 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:16,934 I want it to be that way. 495 00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:19,269 I want a lot of switches, I want a lot of transitions. 496 00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:21,471 Yeah. Like big, heavy drops. 497 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:23,540 Mmm. That's what's crushing it now. 498 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:24,975 You sound like an asshole. 499 00:32:24,977 --> 00:32:27,144 All that was missing was a hashtag. 500 00:32:27,146 --> 00:32:30,314 "Imitation is suicide." Emerson said that. 501 00:32:30,316 --> 00:32:33,150 'Kay. 502 00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:35,786 Look, you can make people dance and that's half the battle. 503 00:32:35,788 --> 00:32:38,722 Any successful artist, they have this moment... 504 00:32:38,724 --> 00:32:40,824 Where they stop being an admirer 505 00:32:40,826 --> 00:32:43,660 and they find their signature. 506 00:32:46,164 --> 00:32:47,497 You know a secret? 507 00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:51,301 I never go to Sushi on mondays because, fun fact... 508 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:52,669 All the fish markets are closed. 509 00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:54,638 You guys wanna hear something interesting? 510 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:55,939 The best Sushi in all of L.A. 511 00:32:55,941 --> 00:32:59,076 Is teru Sushi in fuckin' studio city. 512 00:32:59,078 --> 00:33:02,612 Does this girl look like she eats in the valley? 513 00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:04,748 Okay, the Sushi in the valley 514 00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:08,285 is the best Sushi in the western hemisphere, kid. 515 00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:10,854 And what are you, the valley board of tourism? 516 00:33:12,857 --> 00:33:15,859 Will you excuse us? Mase, chill. Chill. 517 00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:18,962 Relax. Relax. Have a sense of humor, bro. 518 00:33:18,964 --> 00:33:21,665 Did he just say "bro"? Yo, I got a sense of humor. 519 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,867 You wanna hear something fuckin' hilarious? 520 00:33:23,869 --> 00:33:26,603 You're dressed like Hillary Clinton, bro. 521 00:33:39,183 --> 00:33:41,485 Hey! Hey! 522 00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:43,653 Hey!!! 523 00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:48,158 What happened? What was that about? 524 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,826 Sushi. 525 00:33:49,828 --> 00:33:50,694 Sushi? 526 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:52,229 Fuck. Thanks, squirrel. 527 00:34:03,641 --> 00:34:05,942 Pick a place, man. 528 00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:15,685 Why don't we come here more often, man? 529 00:34:15,687 --> 00:34:18,288 I come here all the time. 530 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:22,926 Really? 531 00:34:22,928 --> 00:34:25,195 Yeah. 532 00:34:25,197 --> 00:34:28,165 You know, try to clear my head. 533 00:34:31,335 --> 00:34:33,003 Sorry about your gig though. 534 00:34:34,272 --> 00:34:36,173 Whatever. 535 00:34:36,175 --> 00:34:37,441 Yeah. 536 00:35:18,984 --> 00:35:20,217 Oh, Jesus. 537 00:35:24,989 --> 00:35:27,157 Hey. Hey. 538 00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:29,626 Is James home? 539 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:31,261 Yeah, he should be. 540 00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:32,796 I'll let you in. 541 00:35:54,185 --> 00:35:55,886 Hey, babe. 542 00:35:59,190 --> 00:36:01,691 I was just taking a little nap. 543 00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:04,327 I know. 544 00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:12,502 Hey. What are you doing here? 545 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:14,204 I can't accept this. 546 00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:16,973 Oh, Christ. Put that back in your pocket. 547 00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:18,375 What do you think, I broke up with you? 548 00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:19,643 No, man. 549 00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:21,044 Your friends, they're gorillas... 550 00:36:21,046 --> 00:36:22,779 But me and you, we're cool. 551 00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:25,282 Is that it? 552 00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:29,953 What is that? 553 00:36:29,955 --> 00:36:31,221 That one right there, what's that loop? 554 00:36:31,223 --> 00:36:32,889 It's a handclap. 555 00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:34,724 Yeah. I know it's a handclap, dipshit, 556 00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:36,359 but what is it? Did you make it? 557 00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:37,494 It's a sample. 558 00:36:37,496 --> 00:36:38,662 Well, ironically, 559 00:36:38,664 --> 00:36:40,964 it's the only live thing in there. 560 00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:42,232 I mean, amongst all this other 561 00:36:42,234 --> 00:36:43,967 synthetic computer-generated garbage... 562 00:36:43,969 --> 00:36:47,571 There's one honest handclap. 563 00:36:47,573 --> 00:36:49,039 Listen, I get it, man. 564 00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:51,241 I've been there before, but... 565 00:36:51,243 --> 00:36:53,877 You're not gonna get anywhere using the same old sounds 566 00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:55,412 that every other laptop Dj's using. 567 00:36:55,414 --> 00:36:57,347 Yeah, but I mean, by definition, like... 568 00:36:57,349 --> 00:36:59,549 All electronic music is computer-generated. 569 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:01,251 Yeah, but it can be organic. 570 00:37:03,254 --> 00:37:05,855 Instead of that synthetic kick drum... 571 00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:08,491 Instead of that tinny keyboard... 572 00:37:10,596 --> 00:37:12,429 Music. 573 00:37:12,431 --> 00:37:14,831 Sounds have soul. 574 00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:16,600 Build them from scratch. Find new ones. 575 00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:19,202 Get your head out of that laptop and start listening 576 00:37:19,204 --> 00:37:22,138 to what the real fucking world is trying to tell you. 577 00:37:23,841 --> 00:37:26,443 That's your problem. You don't listen. 578 00:37:26,445 --> 00:37:28,745 Hey, Jimmy's on the phone about venetian fields. 579 00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:31,781 What days are we traveling to Vegas, the 20th or the 21st? 580 00:37:34,219 --> 00:37:35,852 What do you think of that track? 581 00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:37,954 It's fine. 582 00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:40,924 See, haters, haters are your target audience. 583 00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:43,293 Oh. Well, lovers know where you sleep. 584 00:37:43,295 --> 00:37:44,728 Which day? 585 00:37:44,730 --> 00:37:47,097 19th. I need a Blackjack day. 586 00:37:47,099 --> 00:37:51,234 Thank you. Hi, Jimmy. Yeah, he says the 19th. 587 00:37:51,236 --> 00:37:53,803 Yeah, we're looking forward to it. 588 00:37:53,805 --> 00:37:56,539 I'll make sure he gets there on time. 589 00:37:56,541 --> 00:37:57,974 Thank you. 590 00:37:57,976 --> 00:38:00,977 Well, you sounded highly professional right now. 591 00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:03,580 Don't patronize me. 592 00:38:03,582 --> 00:38:05,215 I'm gonna take a break. 593 00:38:05,217 --> 00:38:08,485 You can use the space whenever you want. 594 00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:10,420 You are coming with me. 595 00:38:10,422 --> 00:38:12,222 Are you asking or telling? 596 00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:24,634 Hi, I'm calling from gold star realty solutions. 597 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:27,070 May I speak with Tanya romero? 598 00:38:27,072 --> 00:38:28,405 This is she. 599 00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:29,639 Hi, Tanya, I understand 600 00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:32,342 that your bank's given you a notice of foreclosure. 601 00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:34,344 Yesterday. How did you know that? 602 00:38:34,346 --> 00:38:37,847 Well, we work with the banks to help negotiate... 603 00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:40,016 Shh, shh, shh. Honey, shh. 604 00:38:40,018 --> 00:38:41,818 It sounds like you have a little monster over there. 605 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:43,653 Yeah, that's my son, Richard. 606 00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:47,023 Richard? That's actually funny. 607 00:38:47,025 --> 00:38:49,359 That's my dad's name. 608 00:38:49,361 --> 00:38:51,861 Cole. Cole, baby, come check this out. 609 00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:53,296 Why don't you let him work? 610 00:38:53,298 --> 00:38:55,932 Are you really able to prevent evictions? 611 00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:58,435 Yeah. Absolutely. 612 00:38:58,437 --> 00:38:59,436 Actually, you know what? 613 00:38:59,438 --> 00:39:01,004 Let me transfer you over to my manager... 614 00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:02,872 And he can talk you through everything. 615 00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:04,140 First name. What? 616 00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:05,475 What is the client's first name? 617 00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:08,445 Tanya. Tanya romero. 618 00:39:08,447 --> 00:39:09,646 Tanya, Paige orel. 619 00:39:09,648 --> 00:39:12,549 I hear we're catching you at a rough time. 620 00:39:12,551 --> 00:39:14,050 Right. Oh, right. 621 00:39:14,052 --> 00:39:18,888 Let me just tell you a little bit about what we do. 622 00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:55,325 All right now. You ready for this? 623 00:39:55,327 --> 00:39:56,826 This is a different kind of crowd. They know their stuff. 624 00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:57,927 Hey, what's up, man? How ya doin'? 625 00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,295 This is my boy, Cole. 626 00:40:31,796 --> 00:40:33,196 Look at that! 627 00:40:35,633 --> 00:40:37,600 I don't want to. Come on, I need your voice. 628 00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:39,869 No. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. 629 00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:41,771 You're a good singer. I can't sing! 630 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:43,473 You don't want to help your buddy? 631 00:40:43,475 --> 00:40:44,707 No. No. 632 00:40:44,709 --> 00:40:47,410 Number nine. Number nine. 633 00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:54,250 Synchronicity... is electricity. 634 00:40:54,252 --> 00:40:57,954 Synchronicity... is electricity. 635 00:41:37,862 --> 00:41:40,930 That's good. That's good. 636 00:41:40,932 --> 00:41:42,866 That's it? 637 00:41:42,868 --> 00:41:44,000 Yeah, that's it. 638 00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,368 That's how you make a track. 639 00:41:45,370 --> 00:41:47,203 That was really, really scary. 640 00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:48,538 Is it? That's the one. 641 00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:50,507 He said, "meet me at the fountain." 642 00:41:50,509 --> 00:41:52,475 I was like, "fountain? We're in Rome!" 643 00:41:52,477 --> 00:41:54,978 There's fountains everywhere! Which fountain?" 644 00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:57,514 Señorita, uno mas, por favor! 645 00:41:57,516 --> 00:41:59,215 Hey, let's wait till Clarissa's. 646 00:41:59,217 --> 00:42:02,452 Clarissa? Who's Clarissa? 647 00:42:02,454 --> 00:42:04,888 Um, you met her like three times. 648 00:42:04,890 --> 00:42:07,156 She just graduated from Stanford? 649 00:42:08,393 --> 00:42:11,895 Oh, the Stanford party. Right. 650 00:42:11,897 --> 00:42:13,162 Come on, they're my friends. 651 00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:15,732 Well, I can be your friend, baby. 652 00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:22,105 Why don't you take Cole? Cole, you should go. 653 00:42:24,508 --> 00:42:26,409 Come on, man. It's Friday night. 654 00:42:26,411 --> 00:42:28,211 What else are you gonna do? 655 00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:30,914 I'm gonna watch cspan until I lose faith in humanity. 656 00:42:30,916 --> 00:42:32,248 But you guys should go. 657 00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:34,217 You can talk about your millennial angst. 658 00:42:34,219 --> 00:42:35,585 Too much validation. 659 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:40,256 The irony is, if you're gonna be a lawyer... 660 00:42:40,258 --> 00:42:41,824 You're basically handing in essays 661 00:42:41,826 --> 00:42:43,159 for the rest of your life. 662 00:42:43,161 --> 00:42:44,661 Yeah, but at least now I'm getting paid for it. 663 00:42:44,663 --> 00:42:45,828 Cheers to that! 664 00:42:45,830 --> 00:42:49,599 Hey, what do you do? 665 00:42:49,601 --> 00:42:51,034 I'm an assistant. 666 00:42:51,036 --> 00:42:52,101 Oh, yeah? Where at? 667 00:42:52,103 --> 00:42:54,270 A personal assistant, actually. 668 00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:55,438 For a musician. 669 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,774 Oh, for who? I love music. 670 00:42:57,776 --> 00:42:59,742 James Reed. He's a Dj. 671 00:43:01,345 --> 00:43:04,280 Yeah, I don't know him. 672 00:43:04,282 --> 00:43:05,615 I'm gonna get a drink. 673 00:43:05,617 --> 00:43:08,751 I'll come with you. Excuse me. 674 00:43:11,455 --> 00:43:14,390 I think they spent like $200 on cheese. 675 00:43:14,392 --> 00:43:17,627 Yeah, and half the people here don't eat dairy. 676 00:43:19,229 --> 00:43:20,563 I'm gonna find the bathroom. 677 00:43:20,565 --> 00:43:22,098 All right. You sure you're okay? 678 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:24,133 Yeah, I'm fine. 679 00:43:27,471 --> 00:43:29,372 Hey, that Sophie girl's pretty cute. 680 00:43:29,374 --> 00:43:30,640 Was she our year? 681 00:43:30,642 --> 00:43:32,709 Yeah, for like a minute. She failed out. 682 00:43:32,711 --> 00:43:33,977 What do you mean? 683 00:43:33,979 --> 00:43:36,145 Every guy in our dorm saw her tits. 684 00:43:36,147 --> 00:43:38,915 I never went there personally. Wish I had. 685 00:43:38,917 --> 00:43:40,917 The line's too long. 686 00:43:40,919 --> 00:43:42,418 Hey, let's go over here. Why? 687 00:43:42,420 --> 00:43:44,988 And she's like totally fucking the Dj she works for. 688 00:43:44,990 --> 00:43:46,789 He's like 40 and pays the bills. 689 00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:49,158 Hey, I'd help her buy groceries for a week or two. 690 00:43:52,429 --> 00:43:55,298 Don't. 691 00:43:59,269 --> 00:44:02,639 Hey, when you guys jerk each other off, 692 00:44:02,641 --> 00:44:03,906 do you take turns? 693 00:44:03,908 --> 00:44:07,644 Or is it more of like a simultaneous kinda deal? 694 00:44:11,081 --> 00:44:13,416 Cole, stop. Hey. 695 00:44:19,423 --> 00:44:22,692 You really didn't have to do that. 696 00:44:22,694 --> 00:44:24,861 Fuck those guys. 697 00:44:24,863 --> 00:44:28,498 They wouldn't last two seconds in the real world. 698 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:32,702 Those guys'll end up running the real world. 699 00:44:32,704 --> 00:44:34,704 Yeah, I know. 700 00:44:34,706 --> 00:44:38,374 Just so you know... I didn't fail out. 701 00:44:38,376 --> 00:44:41,110 I just needed to take some time off. 702 00:44:41,112 --> 00:44:43,446 Now all my friends are graduating... 703 00:44:43,448 --> 00:44:46,382 And I have nothing to show for myself. 704 00:44:46,384 --> 00:44:49,719 Why don't you just go back to school? 705 00:44:51,321 --> 00:44:53,856 I can't afford it. 706 00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:56,059 There's a ton of schools 707 00:44:56,061 --> 00:44:59,195 that are cheaper than Stanford. 708 00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:01,798 Yeah, maybe. 709 00:45:08,405 --> 00:45:11,741 James thinks you're really talented. 710 00:45:11,743 --> 00:45:13,676 Yeah? 711 00:45:13,678 --> 00:45:15,912 Yeah. 712 00:45:15,914 --> 00:45:17,714 He said that? 713 00:45:17,716 --> 00:45:23,519 He said you have an acute sense of assemblage. 714 00:45:32,263 --> 00:45:33,529 Are you? 715 00:45:33,531 --> 00:45:36,232 What the fuck does that mean? Is it French? 716 00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:37,767 Assemblage. 717 00:45:37,769 --> 00:45:39,702 Assemblage. 718 00:45:39,704 --> 00:45:41,170 Do you really know what it means? 719 00:45:41,172 --> 00:45:42,271 No. I don't really, either, 720 00:45:42,273 --> 00:45:43,740 but it's a good thing, I think. 721 00:45:43,742 --> 00:45:45,174 I think so, too. 722 00:46:04,129 --> 00:46:07,430 We have got uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, 723 00:46:07,432 --> 00:46:09,799 mdmas, and some fuckin' special k. 724 00:46:09,801 --> 00:46:12,969 We've even got some mints for the kids. 725 00:46:12,971 --> 00:46:14,637 I fuckin' love music festivals. 726 00:46:14,639 --> 00:46:16,305 You know, every hit of ecstasy 727 00:46:16,307 --> 00:46:18,474 is like five years of jail sentence, at least. 728 00:46:18,476 --> 00:46:21,110 All right, rave rule number one, okay? 729 00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:23,446 If anybody gets lost, we have the buddy fuckin' system. 730 00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:25,114 We meet back at the car. Right? 731 00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:27,884 I hate being daddy here, but I gotta do it. That's the rule. 732 00:46:30,954 --> 00:46:33,656 Yeah. Yeah, baby. 733 00:46:56,481 --> 00:46:59,015 Uh, it's my phone. 734 00:47:06,156 --> 00:47:08,758 Yeah! Whoo! Yes! 735 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:12,528 Yes! Let's go, boys, we're in! 736 00:47:35,886 --> 00:47:38,287 Hey, are you here? I'm at the Ferris wheel. 737 00:47:38,289 --> 00:47:39,455 Come find me. 738 00:47:39,457 --> 00:47:42,792 I love it here. 739 00:47:47,231 --> 00:47:49,232 I gotta go. 740 00:47:49,234 --> 00:47:50,399 Hey, guys, I'll be right back. 741 00:47:50,401 --> 00:47:51,734 Yo. I'll be right back. 742 00:47:51,736 --> 00:47:53,569 Hey, where are you fuckin' goin', man? 743 00:47:53,571 --> 00:47:55,872 Fuck, man! Where are you going? 744 00:48:02,579 --> 00:48:05,047 James got drunk and ditched me. 745 00:48:08,418 --> 00:48:09,986 Are you rolling? 746 00:48:09,988 --> 00:48:11,487 Me? Never. 747 00:48:12,589 --> 00:48:14,190 Stick out your tongue. 748 00:49:40,011 --> 00:49:41,777 Where are you, man? We're at the spot. 749 00:49:41,779 --> 00:49:44,280 Just give him five minutes. 750 00:51:39,296 --> 00:51:40,963 Hi. 751 00:51:40,965 --> 00:51:42,164 Hi. 752 00:51:44,734 --> 00:51:47,670 Should we get room service? 753 00:51:50,607 --> 00:51:53,142 I want pancakes. 754 00:51:53,144 --> 00:51:56,612 Mmm. 755 00:52:02,819 --> 00:52:05,121 I want a cheeseburger. 756 00:52:07,457 --> 00:52:10,426 A cheeseburger? With bacon. 757 00:52:10,428 --> 00:52:12,561 And fries. 758 00:52:12,563 --> 00:52:15,898 And a side of avocado. 759 00:52:17,934 --> 00:52:21,003 Mmm. 760 00:52:28,011 --> 00:52:29,278 So good. 761 00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:30,246 So good. 762 00:52:30,248 --> 00:52:34,183 How's yours? Fucking unbelievable. 763 00:52:34,185 --> 00:52:36,118 Can I try? Yes. 764 00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,254 My god, I'm stuffing my face. 765 00:52:38,256 --> 00:52:39,321 I was so hungry. 766 00:52:39,323 --> 00:52:40,789 So good. 767 00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:44,927 Mmm. You have no idea. 768 00:52:47,097 --> 00:52:49,331 I can't believe you fucking did that 769 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:50,766 to your friends, right? 770 00:52:50,768 --> 00:52:52,201 I mean, she better have been a eight and a half 771 00:52:52,203 --> 00:52:53,269 like on a bad day. 772 00:52:53,271 --> 00:52:54,970 What are you fuckin' smiling...? 773 00:52:54,972 --> 00:52:57,039 You ditched your friends and you're smiling. 774 00:52:57,041 --> 00:52:58,307 It's not fuckin' funny. 775 00:52:58,309 --> 00:52:59,441 If I didn't love you, 776 00:52:59,443 --> 00:53:01,043 if you didn't have such a pretty smile... 777 00:53:01,045 --> 00:53:04,046 I swear to god, I'd fuckin' take you down. 778 00:53:06,716 --> 00:53:07,850 That's the little bit you told me about. 779 00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:08,984 That's the thing about girl face. 780 00:53:08,986 --> 00:53:11,854 I know that face. I know that face. 781 00:53:35,246 --> 00:53:40,849 Hey, it's Sophie. Leave a message. 782 00:53:43,821 --> 00:53:46,755 Gold star realty solutions. 783 00:53:46,757 --> 00:53:51,594 Hi. This is Tanya romero. Is this Cole? 784 00:53:51,596 --> 00:53:53,429 Yeah. Hi, Tanya. 785 00:53:53,431 --> 00:53:55,264 Can you do something for me? 786 00:53:56,434 --> 00:53:58,601 Hello? Cole? 787 00:53:58,603 --> 00:54:01,437 Hello? 788 00:54:04,574 --> 00:54:06,742 You. 789 00:54:06,744 --> 00:54:09,678 What the fuck, man? 790 00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:13,015 You didn't call me at the festival. 791 00:54:13,017 --> 00:54:16,719 I met up with these Ukrainian acrobats. 792 00:54:16,721 --> 00:54:20,022 Cellphone reception was shitty. 793 00:54:20,024 --> 00:54:22,925 Come on, the fight's already started. 794 00:54:22,927 --> 00:54:25,894 So can I get you something to drink? 795 00:54:25,896 --> 00:54:27,396 Yeah, man, whatever you're having. 796 00:54:27,398 --> 00:54:30,432 Well, I'm having Pellegrino 'cause I'm laying off. 797 00:54:32,469 --> 00:54:33,636 Sure, same thing. 798 00:54:33,638 --> 00:54:35,037 Same thing? Yeah, Pellegrino. 799 00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:37,373 All right. Yay! 800 00:54:43,313 --> 00:54:45,581 I'm not really into sports, but there's something 801 00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:48,083 about grown men beatin' the shit out of each other 802 00:54:48,085 --> 00:54:50,886 while their friends watch that really intrigues me. 803 00:54:56,159 --> 00:54:58,560 I'm gonna go get an energy drink. 804 00:54:58,562 --> 00:54:59,762 Anybody want anything? 805 00:54:59,764 --> 00:55:01,330 No, I'm good, man. Thank you. 806 00:55:09,973 --> 00:55:11,907 I tried to call you. 807 00:55:15,445 --> 00:55:18,747 Look, it was inevitable it was gonna happen, 808 00:55:18,749 --> 00:55:21,250 and it happened... So let's just move on. 809 00:55:21,252 --> 00:55:24,586 What? 810 00:55:25,955 --> 00:55:28,090 Is that what you really want? 811 00:55:29,492 --> 00:55:32,828 Anyway... I may or may not have gotten 812 00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:34,630 a little sentimental. 813 00:55:34,632 --> 00:55:37,399 Here you go. 814 00:55:46,710 --> 00:55:49,211 It's actually a self-serving gift. 815 00:55:49,213 --> 00:55:51,613 I was asked to play the pioneer Dj summerfest. 816 00:55:51,615 --> 00:55:53,682 They said I could bring an opener. Are you kidding me? 817 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:56,885 Then I imagined you up there with your janky rig 818 00:55:56,887 --> 00:55:59,321 in front of all those gyrating tweens, 819 00:55:59,323 --> 00:56:01,490 and... it just didn't sit right. 820 00:56:01,492 --> 00:56:04,526 You better get that track ready. 821 00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:40,829 This, I found on my door yesterday. 822 00:56:40,831 --> 00:56:43,665 Uh-oh. 823 00:56:43,667 --> 00:56:46,602 God. Just awful. Mmm. 824 00:56:46,604 --> 00:56:50,172 I can't even imagine. 825 00:56:50,174 --> 00:56:51,240 Whew. 826 00:56:51,242 --> 00:56:54,209 So, what's the next move? 827 00:56:54,211 --> 00:56:57,045 Mrs. romero, I'm sure you must know 828 00:56:57,047 --> 00:56:58,947 the housing market right now... 829 00:56:58,949 --> 00:57:00,015 It's just brutal. 830 00:57:00,017 --> 00:57:01,383 Now, I brought a record 831 00:57:01,385 --> 00:57:03,919 of our correspondence with your bank. 832 00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:05,254 Now, if you look at this, 833 00:57:05,256 --> 00:57:06,622 you can see that we pushed, but just... 834 00:57:06,624 --> 00:57:09,391 These guys, they just do not wanna work with us. 835 00:57:09,393 --> 00:57:12,361 Where does that leave me? 836 00:57:12,363 --> 00:57:14,963 Yeah, Paige, there's gotta be something we could do. 837 00:57:14,965 --> 00:57:19,902 Okay. Um, 838 00:57:19,904 --> 00:57:23,238 look, there is one thing, I guess. 839 00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:25,641 It's not something that we usually do... 840 00:57:25,643 --> 00:57:29,478 But if you were to sign the deed of your house over to us... 841 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:33,615 I could offer you a $20,000 rebate 842 00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:35,117 right here on the spot. 843 00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:37,953 You're offering to buy my house for $20,000, 844 00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:39,388 but it's worth $300,000. 845 00:57:39,390 --> 00:57:41,390 Yeah, but that's just a number, right? 846 00:57:41,392 --> 00:57:43,225 I mean, it really doesn't mean anything. 847 00:57:43,227 --> 00:57:44,927 You see, that number doesn't matter 848 00:57:44,929 --> 00:57:46,295 because you're in foreclosure. 849 00:57:46,297 --> 00:57:49,998 See, you could lose your house, get nothing, 850 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,800 or... sign it over to us. 851 00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:54,570 I'll rent it back to you and I'll do it at a lower rate. 852 00:57:59,008 --> 00:58:00,576 What was that? 853 00:58:00,578 --> 00:58:02,678 We just did more for that woman 854 00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,012 than any bank ever could. 855 00:58:04,014 --> 00:58:06,181 You just stole her fucking house. 856 00:58:06,183 --> 00:58:07,783 No, no, no, no. 857 00:58:07,785 --> 00:58:09,351 We just made real fuckin' money in there, you got that? 858 00:58:09,353 --> 00:58:11,153 Real fuckin' money. Did you see that chandelier? 859 00:58:11,155 --> 00:58:14,323 I will sell this place for 500, 600 grand easy. 860 00:58:14,325 --> 00:58:15,991 Sell it? 861 00:58:15,993 --> 00:58:19,862 You just said you were gonna rent it back to her. 862 00:58:19,864 --> 00:58:22,364 This guy. You gotta relax, kid. 863 00:58:22,366 --> 00:58:24,032 I'm not talkin' about doin' it overnight, all right? 864 00:58:24,034 --> 00:58:26,535 Fuck, man! Hey, hey, hey, hey. Listen. 865 00:58:26,537 --> 00:58:29,037 Everybody is responsible for themselves. 866 00:58:29,039 --> 00:58:31,473 You got that? You just walked in that house, 867 00:58:31,475 --> 00:58:33,475 you earned yourself a $15,000 bonus. 868 00:58:33,477 --> 00:58:36,411 Now, do you want that money or are you too upset? 869 00:59:24,427 --> 00:59:27,496 Know why the dining experience is sub-par in L.A.? 870 00:59:27,498 --> 00:59:30,899 Because the restaurant staff is biding their time 871 00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:32,501 until they land a sitcom. 872 00:59:32,503 --> 00:59:35,037 They can remember their lines... 873 00:59:35,039 --> 00:59:37,205 But they can't remember my fucking order. 874 00:59:37,207 --> 00:59:39,174 Well, it got a good review online. 875 00:59:39,176 --> 00:59:42,444 Oh, yes, the high-minded people of the Internet hath spoken. 876 00:59:42,446 --> 00:59:44,546 The high-minded people of the Internet 877 00:59:44,548 --> 00:59:45,614 speak highly of you. 878 00:59:45,616 --> 00:59:49,451 Yeah. Shows you how much they know. 879 00:59:49,453 --> 00:59:51,853 Hey. 880 00:59:51,855 --> 00:59:53,188 Hey. 881 00:59:53,190 --> 00:59:55,591 Another drink? 882 00:59:55,593 --> 00:59:57,426 I can't talk when you're like this. 883 00:59:57,428 --> 00:59:59,261 Oh, like what? 884 01:00:01,931 --> 01:00:03,265 Whoa. 885 01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:05,033 Happy birthday. 886 01:00:05,035 --> 01:00:08,370 I think I'm gonna go. 887 01:00:08,372 --> 01:00:10,706 Wait, wait, wait. Come on. 888 01:00:10,708 --> 01:00:14,610 We're gonna have some cake. It's my birthday. 889 01:00:14,612 --> 01:00:15,544 Happy birthday, man. 890 01:00:15,546 --> 01:00:18,146 Come here, come here, come here. 891 01:00:18,148 --> 01:00:19,748 Yeah. 892 01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:22,084 Take that. Take it, take it, take it. 893 01:00:22,086 --> 01:00:24,553 Thanks. 894 01:00:24,555 --> 01:00:28,390 So, you want a piece with a blueberry on it? 895 01:00:35,565 --> 01:00:38,400 Oh, this is good. Cole? 896 01:00:38,402 --> 01:00:40,569 It's so good, baby. It really is. 897 01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:46,174 You know I hate my birthday. 898 01:00:46,176 --> 01:00:50,679 I got it. Now I hate it, too. 899 01:00:52,515 --> 01:00:53,682 Soph. 900 01:00:53,684 --> 01:00:56,351 All right, you're gonna miss out. 901 01:00:56,353 --> 01:00:59,087 Cole and I are gonna eat this entire thing. 902 01:00:59,089 --> 01:01:01,156 Do what you want. You always do. 903 01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:03,425 Yes. It's a good philosophy. 904 01:01:03,427 --> 01:01:06,328 If everybody did what they wanted... 905 01:01:06,330 --> 01:01:09,164 The world would be a happier place. 906 01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:11,366 You're not happy. You're drunk. 907 01:01:11,368 --> 01:01:12,768 I'm just gonna go. No, no, no, stay. 908 01:01:12,770 --> 01:01:14,169 Apparently this is my birthday party 909 01:01:14,171 --> 01:01:15,437 and we're gonna celebrate. 910 01:01:15,439 --> 01:01:17,205 Sophie, come on, let's have a drink. 911 01:01:17,207 --> 01:01:20,876 Sophie. Get your ass down here! 912 01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:26,782 Is this the part where I go redeem myself? 913 01:01:32,388 --> 01:01:36,458 Come on. Let's get outta here. 914 01:01:47,037 --> 01:01:49,237 Yeah! 915 01:01:53,544 --> 01:01:56,378 Summerfest. Cheers. 916 01:02:02,419 --> 01:02:04,386 It's gonna be a blast, man. You think you're ready? 917 01:02:04,388 --> 01:02:06,254 This could be your big launch, man. 918 01:02:06,256 --> 01:02:09,758 You know, a lotta young Djs got their start at summerfest. 919 01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:10,892 Are you listening to me? 920 01:02:10,894 --> 01:02:12,594 I feel like you're not listening to me. 921 01:02:12,596 --> 01:02:14,696 I gotta piss. I'm not feelin' so hot. 922 01:02:14,698 --> 01:02:17,566 Jesus! You broke the seal too early. 923 01:02:21,771 --> 01:02:25,841 You are so talented. 924 01:02:46,963 --> 01:02:49,698 Wow. You were right. 925 01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:54,069 You really shouldn't drink whiskey. 926 01:02:54,071 --> 01:02:55,704 What's that? Is that your phone? 927 01:02:55,706 --> 01:02:58,740 Hey. Answer your fuckin' phone, Cole! 928 01:02:58,742 --> 01:03:00,408 Who is that? 929 01:03:00,410 --> 01:03:01,743 What the fuck's your problem? 930 01:03:01,745 --> 01:03:04,880 Let's see who the fuck is calling you at 1:00 am. 931 01:03:07,483 --> 01:03:09,117 She probably wants to talk about you. 932 01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:11,787 You ungrateful little shit. 933 01:03:11,789 --> 01:03:13,388 Did you fuck her? 934 01:03:13,390 --> 01:03:16,391 What? Fuck! 935 01:03:16,393 --> 01:03:18,059 Did you fuck her? 936 01:03:25,501 --> 01:03:27,502 Aah! What the fuck was that?! 937 01:03:27,504 --> 01:03:29,404 Four years of mma, emphasis on muay thai. 938 01:03:30,941 --> 01:03:32,507 This is your thing, right? I mean, you like to fight. 939 01:03:32,509 --> 01:03:33,742 Come on, get up. 940 01:03:33,744 --> 01:03:35,177 You don't give a shit about her, man. 941 01:03:35,179 --> 01:03:36,912 What, you think because you went out to Vegas 942 01:03:36,914 --> 01:03:38,413 and you fucked her that you know something I don't? 943 01:03:38,415 --> 01:03:40,148 She loves you, you loser. Oh, I'm a loser? 944 01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:43,018 Says the guy with the drug-dealer friends and no car. 945 01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:44,519 You're all talk, man. 946 01:03:44,521 --> 01:03:48,456 You think you're some musical genius? 947 01:03:48,458 --> 01:03:51,860 Maybe you used to be good... 948 01:03:51,862 --> 01:03:55,197 Now you're just a drunk sell-out... 949 01:03:55,199 --> 01:03:57,599 Collecting a check. 950 01:04:03,372 --> 01:04:06,374 You listen to me, you weasely little cunt. 951 01:04:06,376 --> 01:04:08,844 You don't know a damn thing about me. 952 01:04:08,846 --> 01:04:11,146 The things I walk around with. 953 01:04:11,148 --> 01:04:12,948 What are you, 23 years old? 954 01:04:12,950 --> 01:04:15,050 You haven't even been alive long enough 955 01:04:15,052 --> 01:04:18,787 to understand the meaning of the word "irreparable." 956 01:04:20,223 --> 01:04:21,823 But at some point in your life, 957 01:04:21,825 --> 01:04:25,427 there are gonna be things... That finish you. 958 01:04:27,697 --> 01:04:30,765 And there won't be a damn thing you can do about it. 959 01:04:46,515 --> 01:04:48,083 Why'd you shave it? 960 01:04:48,085 --> 01:04:49,584 Good day, gentlemen. 961 01:04:49,586 --> 01:04:51,219 Dude, why'd you do that, man? 962 01:04:51,221 --> 01:04:52,587 I was just getting used 963 01:04:52,589 --> 01:04:54,256 to fuckin' hangin' out with Burt Reynolds. 964 01:04:54,258 --> 01:04:57,559 You look like you're 10 years old now. 965 01:04:57,561 --> 01:04:59,561 What happened to you? 966 01:05:01,397 --> 01:05:03,031 I don't wanna talk about it. 967 01:05:03,033 --> 01:05:06,835 Fucking depressing in here. Let's get some Sushi. 968 01:05:11,540 --> 01:05:13,742 Nice. 969 01:05:13,744 --> 01:05:15,176 After we eat, I got something special 970 01:05:15,178 --> 01:05:17,512 to show you guys. 971 01:05:17,514 --> 01:05:20,448 Whoa. I'm gonna join 'em. 972 01:05:24,387 --> 01:05:26,288 Sorry about summerfest, man. 973 01:05:26,290 --> 01:05:28,590 I know you would've killed it. 974 01:05:31,193 --> 01:05:35,931 I've been applying for jobs at a few places. 975 01:05:35,933 --> 01:05:38,600 Entry level positions. 976 01:05:41,137 --> 01:05:42,704 Wait, are you recording this? 977 01:05:44,307 --> 01:05:46,174 What, you don't wanna keep working with the group? 978 01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:50,645 I don't know. Do you? 979 01:05:50,647 --> 01:05:51,980 Don't you feel like 980 01:05:51,982 --> 01:05:54,816 there's a lot more we could be doing? 981 01:05:54,818 --> 01:05:56,885 Like, more quality stuff? 982 01:05:56,887 --> 01:05:58,420 Yeah, dude, this is fuckin' temporary. 983 01:05:58,422 --> 01:06:00,221 You think we signed up for a lifetime in real estate? 984 01:06:00,223 --> 01:06:02,324 And it's not temporary. 985 01:06:02,326 --> 01:06:05,327 We've always been those guys. 986 01:06:05,329 --> 01:06:07,495 I mean, Cole... 987 01:06:07,497 --> 01:06:10,632 Are we ever gonna be better than this? 988 01:06:15,838 --> 01:06:17,505 I thought we said Hollywood hills, 989 01:06:17,507 --> 01:06:18,840 not granada hills. 990 01:06:18,842 --> 01:06:21,009 It's a stepping stone, and it gets us all 991 01:06:21,011 --> 01:06:23,678 out of our unsatisfactory respective situations. 992 01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:24,846 Cole, come here, check this shit out. 993 01:06:24,848 --> 01:06:29,651 This right here. It's your studio. 994 01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:32,520 Soundproof the walls. 995 01:06:32,522 --> 01:06:35,490 What do you give to a man who has everything? 996 01:06:39,028 --> 01:06:42,597 Just more of that man. 997 01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:46,368 And this... this is me. 998 01:06:46,370 --> 01:06:48,536 Of course. 999 01:06:48,538 --> 01:06:51,039 You'll all be very happy to know 1000 01:06:51,041 --> 01:06:53,875 that there's a central ac unit. 1001 01:06:53,877 --> 01:06:56,711 Huh? 1002 01:06:56,713 --> 01:06:58,146 What if somebody wants to move out? 1003 01:06:58,148 --> 01:06:59,214 Fuckin' move out. 1004 01:06:59,216 --> 01:07:02,517 We'll fill it in with some craigslist. 1005 01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:04,119 How much? $750. 1006 01:07:04,121 --> 01:07:05,520 You got the biggest room, I noticed. 1007 01:07:05,522 --> 01:07:06,688 Yeah. Well, it's a finder's fee. 1008 01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:09,224 You pay 900, we pay 700. Great. 1009 01:07:09,226 --> 01:07:11,860 Okay. 1010 01:07:11,862 --> 01:07:13,495 Who is this for? Huh? 1011 01:07:13,497 --> 01:07:16,564 You already rented it? Are you crazy? Here you go. 1012 01:07:16,566 --> 01:07:18,199 Oh, dude, I forgot the best part. 1013 01:07:21,170 --> 01:07:23,905 What are you doing? 1014 01:07:23,907 --> 01:07:25,974 Welcome to the dream, bitches. 1015 01:07:33,916 --> 01:07:36,117 Get in, the water's warm! 1016 01:07:37,987 --> 01:07:39,421 Do a back flip, squirrel! 1017 01:07:39,423 --> 01:07:42,390 Get in! 1018 01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:43,558 Yeah! 1019 01:08:53,997 --> 01:08:57,665 We fuckin' made it. We made it. 1020 01:09:01,070 --> 01:09:05,640 Bring it in real quick. Bring it in. 1021 01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:42,043 Oh, man. 1022 01:09:42,045 --> 01:09:46,548 Can you stop smacking on that... 1023 01:09:46,550 --> 01:09:48,383 Dude, I'm fucking dying here. 1024 01:09:48,385 --> 01:09:49,784 I'm literally dying. 1025 01:09:49,786 --> 01:09:52,053 Hey, what was the name of the blonde chick 1026 01:09:52,055 --> 01:09:54,389 that was playing the... 1027 01:09:54,391 --> 01:09:57,959 Chicken fights? I think I banged her. 1028 01:09:57,961 --> 01:10:01,129 This house is gonna get us arrested, man. 1029 01:10:01,131 --> 01:10:03,498 You guys seen what happened in that bathroom? 1030 01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:04,632 It's fuckin' 1031 01:10:04,634 --> 01:10:06,067 yo, squirrel, what was the name 1032 01:10:06,069 --> 01:10:08,236 of that fuckin' blonde chick that I was with? 1033 01:10:08,238 --> 01:10:10,505 Yo, this guy was a fuckin' legend last night. 1034 01:10:10,507 --> 01:10:12,073 Squirrelly bird, I salute you. 1035 01:10:12,075 --> 01:10:15,310 Squirrel. Hey, who was that blonde bitch yesterday? 1036 01:10:15,312 --> 01:10:16,578 Remember? 1037 01:10:16,580 --> 01:10:20,148 Hey. Wake up. Yo, squirrel. 1038 01:10:20,150 --> 01:10:22,584 Oh, fuck. Squirrel. Yo, Cole. 1039 01:10:22,586 --> 01:10:24,852 He's fucking gray, dude. What? 1040 01:10:24,854 --> 01:10:27,822 He's cold, man. His fuckin' lips... 1041 01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:32,327 Squirrel, wake up! Squirrel! 1042 01:10:32,329 --> 01:10:34,162 Mase, what's the address? Yo, he's not breathing, guys! 1043 01:10:34,164 --> 01:10:36,030 What's the address?! He's not fuckin' breathing! 1044 01:10:36,032 --> 01:10:37,432 I don't know. You don't know the fucking...?! Fuck! 1045 01:10:37,434 --> 01:10:40,001 Ollie, Ollie, he's not fuckin' breathing, man. 1046 01:10:40,003 --> 01:10:41,836 Squirrel, wake up, man. Get him up. Get him up. Get him up. 1047 01:10:41,838 --> 01:10:43,771 Let's get him up. 1048 01:10:43,773 --> 01:10:45,440 Our friend... he's passed out. He's gray. 1049 01:10:45,442 --> 01:10:47,442 What the fuck? What'd you give him last night? 1050 01:10:47,444 --> 01:10:49,844 Don't say that shit to me. What'd he take? 1051 01:11:52,341 --> 01:11:55,576 I'm never going back to that house. 1052 01:12:00,282 --> 01:12:02,317 Paige sends his condolences. 1053 01:12:02,319 --> 01:12:09,190 Wow, that's real thoughtful of him. A condolence text. 1054 01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:11,459 If you think I'm going back to work for that guy, 1055 01:12:11,461 --> 01:12:12,493 you're out of your mind. 1056 01:12:12,495 --> 01:12:13,861 Oh, that's great. 1057 01:12:13,863 --> 01:12:16,364 Let's throw away the one good job that we have. 1058 01:12:16,366 --> 01:12:20,368 We're ruining lives. 1059 01:12:20,370 --> 01:12:21,769 Do you realize that? 1060 01:12:21,771 --> 01:12:25,306 Hey, listen. Fuck Paige. 1061 01:12:25,308 --> 01:12:26,974 We're not going back to work for him, okay... 1062 01:12:26,976 --> 01:12:28,376 Because we don't need him. We got our own thing. 1063 01:12:28,378 --> 01:12:29,377 What thing? 1064 01:12:29,379 --> 01:12:31,112 We got Thursdays. We got the club. 1065 01:12:31,114 --> 01:12:33,314 You're gonna book a sitcom, man. I know you are. 1066 01:12:33,316 --> 01:12:35,316 You're gonna bring celebs to the club 1067 01:12:35,318 --> 01:12:36,951 and Cole's gonna be headlining. 1068 01:12:36,953 --> 01:12:38,720 We're gonna Kevin systrom this shit right up. 1069 01:12:38,722 --> 01:12:43,124 None of that is real, dude. It is not gonna happen. 1070 01:12:43,126 --> 01:12:45,326 Man, I'm not gonna be an actor. 1071 01:12:45,328 --> 01:12:47,795 We're not gonna be millionaires. 1072 01:12:47,797 --> 01:12:50,431 Stuff just doesn't work like that. 1073 01:12:51,867 --> 01:12:54,402 Look, I look around me, man. 1074 01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:56,904 What else am I supposed to do? 1075 01:12:56,906 --> 01:13:01,976 Look, I'm good at this. You know, I can do this. 1076 01:13:01,978 --> 01:13:06,314 I don't wanna be a loser the rest of my life. 1077 01:13:08,384 --> 01:13:09,884 And you guys... 1078 01:13:09,886 --> 01:13:12,019 You guys can hate me if you want to, but... 1079 01:13:12,021 --> 01:13:14,922 I'm not quitting. 1080 01:13:14,924 --> 01:13:19,927 Good. That makes perfect sense because you are a fuckin' loser. 1081 01:13:19,929 --> 01:13:23,398 You're a conniving, half-blood, disloyal little fucking loser. 1082 01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:24,699 Oh, calm yourself. 1083 01:13:24,701 --> 01:13:26,567 Hey, if it hadn't been for your pill-popping ass... 1084 01:13:26,569 --> 01:13:28,269 Gettin' squirrel fucked up all night... 1085 01:13:28,271 --> 01:13:30,004 I think he'd still be sitting right the fuck there. 1086 01:13:30,006 --> 01:13:31,839 You trying to put that on me right now? 1087 01:13:31,841 --> 01:13:33,107 Oh, fuck, I'm just saying 1088 01:13:33,109 --> 01:13:34,742 what everybody else here wants to say... 1089 01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:36,944 But they can't do it 'cause they don't have the fuckin'- 1090 01:13:42,050 --> 01:13:44,552 hey! Guys! What the fuck?! 1091 01:13:44,554 --> 01:13:48,356 Hey, shut the fuck up. Man, come on. 1092 01:13:50,859 --> 01:13:52,593 I am so fuckin' done with you. 1093 01:14:00,202 --> 01:14:02,770 Fuck him. And fuck Paige, too. You know what? 1094 01:14:02,772 --> 01:14:05,973 Those motherfuckers are perfect for each other. 1095 01:14:19,588 --> 01:14:21,088 Fucking squirrel. 1096 01:14:21,090 --> 01:14:24,559 I can't believe he's gone. 1097 01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:29,130 Hey, are you here? I'm at the Ferris wheel. 1098 01:14:29,132 --> 01:14:30,598 Come find me. 1099 01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:32,400 I love it here. 1100 01:14:34,236 --> 01:14:36,904 Hey, are you here? I'm at the Ferris wheel. 1101 01:14:36,906 --> 01:14:38,072 Come find me. 1102 01:14:38,074 --> 01:14:40,074 I love it here. 1103 01:14:45,747 --> 01:14:50,151 I've been applying for jobs at a few places. 1104 01:14:50,153 --> 01:14:53,154 You know, entry level positions. 1105 01:14:55,257 --> 01:14:57,592 Wait, are you recording this? 1106 01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:04,832 Oh, great. 1107 01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:07,101 It's my favorite person. 1108 01:15:17,145 --> 01:15:18,813 I'm good. 1109 01:15:18,815 --> 01:15:22,116 Yeah, I'm not offering you one. 1110 01:15:22,118 --> 01:15:23,718 That's okay. 1111 01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,186 Yeah. I know it's okay. 1112 01:15:25,188 --> 01:15:28,222 You fucked my girlfriend and you called me washed up. 1113 01:15:28,224 --> 01:15:30,324 Those weren't my exact words. 1114 01:15:30,326 --> 01:15:33,528 You twenty-somethings, man, you're all about that. 1115 01:15:33,530 --> 01:15:36,364 Sharing your acute observations. 1116 01:15:39,902 --> 01:15:43,404 I know I messed up, man. 1117 01:15:43,406 --> 01:15:45,907 I'm sorry. 1118 01:15:45,909 --> 01:15:49,076 Is that why you came over here? 1119 01:15:49,078 --> 01:15:50,378 Mostly. 1120 01:15:50,380 --> 01:15:52,547 Well, you look like shit. So do you. 1121 01:15:52,549 --> 01:15:55,149 Yeah, well, I actually feel terrific. 1122 01:15:58,220 --> 01:16:00,588 Did you know Sophie moved to the valley? 1123 01:16:00,590 --> 01:16:04,392 North Hollywood. Is that a real place? 1124 01:16:04,394 --> 01:16:08,663 She's making $6 espressos at a vegan cafe 1125 01:16:08,665 --> 01:16:12,099 where they only serve fair trade organic. 1126 01:16:12,101 --> 01:16:15,169 She's better off without me. 1127 01:16:15,171 --> 01:16:17,438 Summerfest is coming up this Saturday. 1128 01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:19,507 Man, you really messed up on that one. 1129 01:16:19,509 --> 01:16:20,775 I didn't deserve it anyway. 1130 01:16:20,777 --> 01:16:22,743 What's wrong with you? 1131 01:16:25,013 --> 01:16:28,115 Squirrel died. 1132 01:16:33,088 --> 01:16:36,190 It might be my fault. 1133 01:16:36,192 --> 01:16:39,193 Oh, come on, man, of course it's not your fault. You don't know that. 1134 01:16:39,195 --> 01:16:44,265 It's like, no one thinks they're a bad person... 1135 01:16:44,267 --> 01:16:47,201 But I don't think I'm a good one. 1136 01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:58,546 Man, you're not even a real person until you're 27. 1137 01:17:04,219 --> 01:17:06,621 I haven't made shit in weeks. 1138 01:17:08,657 --> 01:17:10,391 Don't let it be years. 1139 01:17:54,703 --> 01:17:55,936 Hey. 1140 01:17:55,938 --> 01:17:58,205 Hey. 1141 01:18:04,713 --> 01:18:06,547 You okay? 1142 01:18:06,549 --> 01:18:09,550 Yeah. 1143 01:18:09,552 --> 01:18:13,721 So, like, do you like workin' here? 1144 01:18:13,723 --> 01:18:16,691 No? 1145 01:18:16,693 --> 01:18:18,225 I mean, the tips are shitty, 1146 01:18:18,227 --> 01:18:19,994 and the manager's always hitting on me. 1147 01:18:19,996 --> 01:18:23,564 But, you know, if you want some free pie on Thursdays... 1148 01:18:23,566 --> 01:18:25,866 I might be able to hook it up. 1149 01:18:25,868 --> 01:18:27,068 Oh, shit. 1150 01:18:27,070 --> 01:18:29,236 No promises, though, I mean... 1151 01:18:29,238 --> 01:18:30,705 All right. 1152 01:18:58,233 --> 01:18:59,900 Shit. 1153 01:20:03,899 --> 01:20:05,132 What are you doin'? 1154 01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:06,734 Hold on, just keep going. 1155 01:20:06,736 --> 01:20:08,002 Keep goin'. 1156 01:21:26,248 --> 01:21:28,549 - James. - What's up? 1157 01:21:28,551 --> 01:21:32,086 Can we talk about summerfest real fast? 1158 01:21:32,088 --> 01:21:35,890 I think I have something. 1159 01:21:37,025 --> 01:21:38,993 I'm playing summerfest tomorrow. 1160 01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:44,231 That's fucking awesome. 1161 01:21:44,233 --> 01:21:46,901 Congratulations, man. 1162 01:22:33,882 --> 01:22:36,784 What's up, fellas? How ya doin'? 1163 01:22:36,786 --> 01:22:39,053 That's my boy Cole. Fellas. 1164 01:22:39,055 --> 01:22:40,654 That's my boy Cole. Cole's opening for me. 1165 01:22:40,656 --> 01:22:43,424 Nice to meet you. All right. 1166 01:23:02,510 --> 01:23:04,878 That's a lot of beating hearts out there. 1167 01:23:06,014 --> 01:23:07,881 Think you can handle it? 1168 01:23:53,628 --> 01:23:55,996 What's up? 1169 01:23:55,998 --> 01:23:59,566 I'm Cole Carter. 1170 01:25:35,830 --> 01:25:39,833 I love it here. I love it here. 1171 01:25:39,835 --> 01:25:42,970 I love it here. I love it here. 1172 01:26:41,730 --> 01:26:44,531 Wait, are you recording this? 1173 01:26:44,533 --> 01:26:46,867 What, you don't wanna keep working with the group? 1174 01:26:46,869 --> 01:26:49,403 I don't know. Do you? 1175 01:26:49,405 --> 01:26:52,639 Don't you feel like there's a lot more we could be doing? 1176 01:26:52,641 --> 01:26:55,642 Like, more quality stuff? 1177 01:26:55,644 --> 01:26:58,178 I mean, Cole... 1178 01:26:58,180 --> 01:27:02,282 Are we ever gonna be better than this? 1179 01:27:03,585 --> 01:27:06,720 Are we ever gonna be better than this? 1180 01:27:08,489 --> 01:27:11,091 Are we ever gonna be better than this? 1181 01:27:18,099 --> 01:27:21,702 Are we ever gonna be better than this? 1182 01:27:50,965 --> 01:27:53,033 Are we ever gonna be better than this? 1183 01:28:11,085 --> 01:28:13,787 I love it here. I love it here. 1184 01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:15,889 I love it here. I love it here. 1185 01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:36,610 These days, you can invent an app, start a blog, 1186 01:28:36,612 --> 01:28:37,978 sell shit online. 1187 01:28:37,980 --> 01:28:39,613 But if you're a Dj, 1188 01:28:39,615 --> 01:28:43,450 you're gonna need to start with one track. 1189 01:28:43,452 --> 01:28:47,854 And if it's real enough... And honest enough... 1190 01:28:47,856 --> 01:28:52,459 And if it's made of everything that's made you... 1191 01:28:52,461 --> 01:28:57,331 Where you come from... Who you knew... 1192 01:28:57,333 --> 01:28:59,700 Your history... 1193 01:28:59,702 --> 01:29:03,036 Then you may have a chance at connecting with everyone else. 1194 01:29:06,107 --> 01:29:09,710 And maybe that's your ticket. 1195 01:29:09,712 --> 01:29:12,012 To everything. 1196 01:29:35,871 --> 01:29:37,170 Don't fuck with me, I'm in a good mood. 1197 01:29:44,413 --> 01:29:47,080 I'm here to inquire about a free piece of pie that was advertised. 1198 01:29:47,082 --> 01:29:51,485 Oh, well, I believe that offer's only on Thursdays? 1199 01:29:51,487 --> 01:29:53,387 But I mean... 1200 01:29:53,389 --> 01:29:57,157 I could make an exception, I guess. 1201 01:30:05,267 --> 01:30:08,268 This is the best part. 1202 01:30:08,270 --> 01:30:11,104 The best part of anything really. 1203 01:30:12,373 --> 01:30:15,275 It's the moment before it starts.