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It's a great honor and privilege
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for us to be here
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representing not only the United States,
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but men of peace of all nations.
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Hey, Mike, pass it! I'm open!
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Over here, buddy!
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No way, butterfingers!
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Hey! Did you see that?
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She looked at me!
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Could you guys focus?
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You're so basic!
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Wake up, Amy!
We have to get the flag back!
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Okay. I'll stop her!
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Marty, help her!
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No problem!
Time to unleash Martyspeed!
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Is that a lawnmower?
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It was. Now it's just...
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freaking awesome!
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Wrong way, dude!
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Well done, Amy!
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Hey, Amy! Here!
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I'm open! Over here!
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Amy! It's me, Marty!
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Okay.
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Yes! Yes, I got the flag!
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Watch out, Marty!
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Whoa!
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What's up, Goldwing?
Ready to lose again?
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Not this time.
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Awesome! Now get it to home base!
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I'll cut through the pier!
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Yes! The Moneyball maneuver!
Do it! Do it!
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What? Don't listen to the redhead!
It's too dangerous!
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Moneyball, here I go.
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He's gonna make it!
He's totally gonna make it!
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Oh!
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No, he didn't make it.
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That was intense!
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If you would have pulled off
the Moneyball,
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I would have headlined it
in the school blog.
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Front page. Guaranteed.
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If he nails the Moneyball,
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even Super Blondie might
actually notice he exists.
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We were right there.
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That's the problem, dude!
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We're always right there,
when we should be over there.
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Bye, losers!
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What does that preening fart
have that I don't?
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You mean besides good looks, muscles
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and three surfing championships
under his belt?
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Ha, she got you there, buddy.
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Ha-ha. Bite me.
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Hey, Igor! What's up, dude?
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Did you miss me, my little Godzilla?
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Check out the new
and improved MartyGlasses.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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No doubt he was dying to see you.
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Yeah, Igor can't stand to be
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more than two feet away from me.
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MartyChute! MartyChute!
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Mike!
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Later, guys. It's my dad's
birthday dinner tonight.
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And my mom wants my grandpa
to come, too.
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Come on, Mike. He's your granddad.
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Oh, you've obviously
never met that grumpy old fart.
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I mean, good luck.
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New mission delayed till 2022.
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I've been training
and trying on spacesuits
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like a fashion model for nothing.
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Well, it's your birthday,
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so at least let's enjoy
the rest of the day.
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So, how was the beach today,
buddy? You catch the flag?
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I wiped out. Again.
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Mike can't surf!
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Zip it, twerp!
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So you think Grandpa Frank
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will finally have dinner with us this time?
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Not gonna happen.
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Scott?
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I'll wait for you in the car.
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Sweetie...
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Total waste of time.
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It's clear where you got
your stubborn streak from.
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Three, two, one...
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Awesome!
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Is that my grandpa?
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I'm fine! I'm fine!
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He's not coming.
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So we don't get cake? Not fair!
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Of course we'll get cake, princess.
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Yay! Cake! Cake! Yippee!
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If Grandpa doesn't want to see us,
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why do you keep trying?
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Because I promised Grandma Rose
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that I'd see to it your dad and
granddad would make peace.
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And we'd all be a family again.
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But if he doesn't want to,
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why don't we just leave him alone?
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Oh, Mike, don't ever forget this.
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Grandpa is part of this family.
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And family is the most
important thing there is.
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So let's never give up trying. Okay?
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His grandfather
revolutionized petroleum,
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his father was the driving force
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behind nuclear energy,
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and today Richard Carson Ill owns
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the greatest energy empire in the world!
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That's right, ladies and gentlemen.
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Please, give a big welcome
to Richard Carson!
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Yeah!
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How can they put a joker
like him on prime-time TV?
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He sponsors the show, honey.
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Looking good, ladies. Looking good!
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I love you, Carson!
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That's for you, sweetheart!
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Whoa...
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Oh!
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Uh, Mr. Carson?
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Uh, Mr. Carson?
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Mr. Carson, you're going
to make an important
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announcement today.
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- Of course!
- Whoa!
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Let's cut to the chase.
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Y'all know that 50%
of the worldwide population
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thinks that man
has never been on the Moon?
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Oh, come on! Ls this guy for real?
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Well, yeah, there are
all kinds of conspiracy theories out there.
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The Moon. My father's biggest dream.
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He offered most
of his fortune to get there.
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But NASA never allowed it.
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My father, a man who had everything,
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died unable to achieve
his biggest dream.
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Aww!
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So unfair!
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Well, I guess you need
well-trained astronauts
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for a mission like that, right?
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No! That's what they said!
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But today I'm going to show the truth.
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Today the whole world
will know that the space race
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was just a big lie!
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It's a
great honor and privilege
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for us to be here,
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representing not only the United...
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Cut!
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Get that bozo outta here!
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Come on, untrained chimps
could do a better job!
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I said "cut!"
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Ha, I knew it!
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What? That footage was a fake!
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Yeah, right!
And how the heck would you know?
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What did you say?
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Scott, honey. The kids!
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Why doesn't NASA go back to the Moon
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and prove Carson's just a stupid liar?
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I wish we could,
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but we don't have
the right rockets anymore.
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The space race finished years ago.
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Wow! Your father
would be very impressed
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by your discovery.
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Daddy.
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He meant the world to me.
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When he passed on,
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I had his ashes melted into this diamond
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so that he'd always be with me,
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and I swore
to do my darnedest to honor his memory.
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Aww!
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So unfair!
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But now it's time to end this farce.
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I, Richard Carson Ill,
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will be the first man to set foot
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on the Moon!
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Look, Daddy! He does have a rocket!
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Tess!
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Ha! That guy rocks!
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This is for you, Dad!
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This is nonsense!
How can people believe this farce?
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We've already received
thousands of e-mails
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claiming the Moon landing was a hoax!
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Social media is going nuts over this!
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Everybody's already calling it the Big Lie.
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Madam President,
we have to stop this fraud right now!
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I was just a child
when this happened,
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but I remember very clearly
how we landed on the Moon.
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Mrs. President,
we have an update from Secret Service.
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Carson wants to claim
the Moon as his own
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before the United Nations.
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That's impossible!
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We planted the flag
in the name of all mankind!
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Yes, but if he gets up there now
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and destroys the remains
of all lunar missions,
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including the Moon Flag,
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the whole world will believe
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he really is the first man on the Moon.
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Madam President,
you just give me the order
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and Carson is dust.
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Curb your impulses, Admiral.
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I want Carson thoroughly vetted.
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Meanwhile, we can't
let him change history.
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We must do something. Now!
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Pliers.
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Screwdriver.
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Are you sure this will get us the flag?
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I find your lack
of faith disturbing.
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The Marty Rocket is a blast!
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Every time you say that, disaster strikes.
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Oh, chill out, Lois Lane.
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And let the genius do his job.
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So how was dinner with your family?
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Grandpa flaked, as usual.
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Bummer. What's his problem?
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I don't really know.
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All I know is that.
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Grandpa Frank was supposed to be part
of the last mission to the Moon.
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But a few days before the launch,
they dropped him.
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Why?
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He never said.
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He just cut himself off from everybody.
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Until one day, suddenly, he just left.
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And my dad never got why.
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Since that day, my dad
and grandpa barely ever speak.
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My mom always tries to reunite them,
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but total stalemate.
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Look on the bright side.
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I used to be as flat as a bar of chocolate.
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Now I'm pure muffin.
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And all because my grandparents
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won't stop bringing me candy.
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Whatever. It's the way
it's always been with my family.
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Oops!
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Hold this!
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"Whatever"? Don't talk like that!
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You don't know what you're missing.
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I've got my grandparents,
my nine brothers and sisters,
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my uncles and aunts, my cousins,
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my second cousins, my third cousins...
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Wow! Are you a family
or a whole country?
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Oh, pipe down, you pumpkin head!
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Seriously, don't give up.
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You should do something.
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You don't get it. There's nothing I can do.
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Nothing? All you have
to do is get them to talk.
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Oh, sure. Piece of cake.
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All right, then let's just drop it.
Chicken.
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Hey! I am not a chicken!
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You're not!
You're a super turkey!
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Igor!
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See, genius? Disaster.
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Scott!
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Scott! Scott!
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What's my dad doing here?
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Scott! Scott! We're going back!
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What?
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National priority. President's orders.
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What are you talking about, Jack?
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Sam! Scott!
We're going back to the Moon!
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And you're gonna be the commander!
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So here's the mission,
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get to the Moon
before Carson destroys the flag
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we planted in '69.
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No flag, no proof we were there.
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Wow, the Moon!
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A Goldwing on the Moon!
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Wait.
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How the heck
are we supposed to get there?
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Does the name Saturn V
mean anything to you?
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No way! That old piece of junk
at the NASA museum?
269
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,285
Bingo! They're repairing it.
270
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:14,297
Saturn V, the biggest rocket
mankind has ever built.
271
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,174
Tuned up for the first time in 40 years.
272
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,676
We have to launch in a month.
273
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,337
A month?
274
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,301
Impossible! Nobody at NASA knows
275
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,178
how to fly that old thing anymore.
276
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,513
They're bringing in some
of the old astros to help.
277
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,553
The Apollo vets are gonna train us.
278
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:33,350
Well, I know one grumpy
old astro who won't show.
279
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,063
You know your dad well.
280
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,854
He's the only one who said no.
281
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,694
Here's your chance, chicken.
282
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,194
Come on, guys. We've got work to do.
283
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:47,747
Our mission is to get this
to my grandpa now.
284
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,373
Tomorrow the old astros will show up
285
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,826
and he's got to be there.
286
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,039
So why don't you call him?
287
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,210
He never answers the phone.
288
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,287
E-mail him?
289
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,690
He doesn't have a computer.
290
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,485
Come on, guys! And remember,
failure is not an option.
291
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,534
Why do I always follow you guys?
292
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:31,540
I should be breaking news,
not breaking and entering.
293
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,498
I'll set my command post here.
Take the walkies.
294
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,247
You go with them, Godzilla.
295
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,172
I never thought
we'd have a second chance.
296
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,594
At my age,
297
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,421
every chance is a second chance.
298
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:48,432
Hey, cut the talk, sods.
Let's refresh the basics.
299
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:49,592
NASA needs us.
300
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:51,844
Mayday, Marty.
301
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,226
Old fart alert. Activate Godzilla.
302
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,186
Godzilla activated.
303
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,602
Plug your phone into Igor.
I'll be your eyes.
304
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,611
If he wrecks my phone,
305
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,901
that redhead meatball
is gonna be roadkill.
306
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,408
Go, Igor.
307
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,243
All clear.
308
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,664
Go ahead.
309
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,380
Wait, wait, wait! Old guard
coming out of the lobby!
310
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,513
We need to do something here.
311
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,570
Great.
312
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:55,950
Hey!
313
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,159
Hey, Trent.
314
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,328
Are you playing with rockets again?
315
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,918
Of course not. We would never...
316
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,430
Now duck and go!
317
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,429
There's a woman on
the front desk on your left.
318
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,770
Marty, fly Igor to the first floor!
319
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,153
Roger that!
320
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,871
Mayday, Marty!
A cleaning lady is on duty.
321
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,791
You see, guys? You really
do need the Martygenius.
322
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,379
Pipe down and do something!
323
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,212
Uh-oh.
324
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,513
Something's happened.
I can't see anything!
325
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,561
I'm gonna squash that pumpkin head.
326
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,027
Marty, take Igor out of here!
327
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,483
Guys, I can't see!
328
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,574
We're gonna get caught.
Take him out. Now!
329
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,656
Okay. Failure is not an option.
330
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:13,861
Marty Rocket on!
331
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,592
Hey! You can't be here!
332
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,678
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm trying to find my way out.
333
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,222
Okay, come with me, missy.
334
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,127
Michael?
335
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,924
What are you doing here?
336
00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,668
Well, let me tell him.
I think it's best.
337
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,544
I know
how to handle him for bad news, Gags.
338
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,712
I'll tell him.
339
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,961
I must insist, Gigs. I'm number one.
340
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,212
It should be me.
341
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:34,881
Dumb piece of manure!
342
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,422
These lunar drills are garbage,
they're worthless!
343
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,590
You're fired! Get out of my sight!
344
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,478
Excuse me, sir.
345
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,484
I just want
to thank you for making me a star
346
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,651
on the big screen.
347
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,446
Okay, okay, Jose. Now, go.
348
00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,443
What's going on?
349
00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:01,112
Gigs has something to tell you.
350
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:02,997
Well?
351
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:07,831
NASA is going back to the Moon.
352
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,163
What?
353
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,253
Why the heck is NASA
going to the Moon now?
354
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:14,792
Forty years with no mission
355
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,798
and they have to send it
right this second?
356
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,259
Who's the moron who came up
with that bright idea?
357
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:23,013
It was a direct order from the President.
358
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,098
Oh.
359
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,020
So the President wants to play.
360
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:30,103
We'll see if she dares
to interfere with my business
361
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:32,940
when I reach the Moon and get my toy.
362
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,364
Carson Industries
is proud to present
363
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,399
the energy of the future.
364
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,155
The ultimate replacement for oil.
365
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,819
Extremely rare on Earth,
366
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,910
but there's an infinite supply
of it on the Moon.
367
00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:49,285
Helium-3.
368
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,129
You mean you're not going there
369
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,547
to honor your father's wish?
370
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,717
Daddy didn't give
a rat's ass about the Moon!
371
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,048
As he always said,
372
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:02,010
"Nothing's a hitch
if it makes you filthy rich."
373
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:12,483
And we're standing
in front of 40 years of history.
374
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:15,186
This day will be remembered
as a historic day.
375
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:18,355
Hey, Mike!
376
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:19,440
Hey. Joe!
377
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:20,779
Visiting your dad?
378
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,193
Yeah. Are the vets in?
379
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,282
They are about to arrive. Come on in.
380
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:25,362
Hey!
381
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,034
Oh, wow!
382
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,163
That is epic!
383
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:37,299
Whoa! Let's take some pictures
and post them on Facebook.
384
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:39,085
Total chick magnet.
385
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,219
Hey, can you take a picture of me, Amy?
386
00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:44,678
Or is my awesomeness
too vast to fit in the frame?
387
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,392
Amy, can you stop tweeting
388
00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:48,970
for, like, five seconds?
389
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,138
I'm not tweeting, I'm ignoring you.
390
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,603
Hey, the old guys have arrived!
391
00:23:58,354 --> 00:23:59,634
Ladies and gentlemen,
392
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:01,607
it's a great pleasure
to announce the veterans
393
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,738
of the Apollo missions.
394
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:22,007
Wow, I thought dinosaurs were extinct.
395
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,221
He didn't come.
396
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,682
Scott, we're assigning trainers.
397
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,387
You're gonna love yours.
398
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,143
Surprise me. Ls it Collins?
399
00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:32,347
Aldrin! Tell me it's Aldrin!
400
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:40,938
Mike, look.
401
00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:47,946
Michael.
402
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:52,033
Scott, let me introduce your trainer.
403
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:55,043
Captain in reserve Frank Goldwing.
404
00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,258
What an honor.
405
00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:03,210
Yes!
406
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:05,929
Mr. Goldwing?
407
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:07,472
Over here!
408
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:15,022
Yeah!
409
00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:21,104
Ah, the Goldwings!
I love family reunions.
410
00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:24,774
Congratulations, man!
Right on the front page!
411
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,533
But this could ruin the plan.
412
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:27,825
What if they get to the Moon first?
413
00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:29,362
Impossible!
414
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,532
I don't care if you have
to cheat, lie, steal...
415
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:33,790
Did I mention "cheat"?
416
00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:37,294
Just make sure those Goldwings fail.
417
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:43,758
Okay. Test flight positive.
418
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:46,591
Starting lunar landing
simulation sequence.
419
00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:48,301
Careful. It's a difficult maneuver.
420
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,381
Copy that.
421
00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:52,469
"Captain." You say,
"Copy that, Captain."
422
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:55,016
Copy that, Captain.
423
00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:01,936
Whoa, man! Look at that!
424
00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,313
How did you get in?
425
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,232
Dad got these for us.
426
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,442
We'll talk later. Stay here.
427
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,072
The commander is about to land.
428
00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:18,535
Dad!
429
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,299
Dad, could you give us a ride?
430
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:25,505
Negative.
431
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:26,884
This is not a toy.
432
00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:30,048
Oh, come on. It's okay, kids.
I'm in command here.
433
00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:32,717
Commander, you're breaking the rules.
434
00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:35,928
Come on, Grandpa, please!
435
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:37,267
Captain, do you remember
436
00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:39,314
when you gave me a ride on this thing?
437
00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:41,771
It's one of my best memories.
438
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,457
Captain, we're out of fuel.
439
00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:48,716
That's not possible.
440
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:49,884
I checked it myself.
441
00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:51,545
Are you sure?
442
00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:54,090
Of course I am!
Abort the mission! Jump!
443
00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:55,803
No. I can land it.
444
00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:57,968
No, you can't. Not at that speed.
445
00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:00,137
It's safer to land. Hold on!
446
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,436
Come on, come on!
447
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,359
Scott, eject!
448
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:13,943
Eject!
449
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:26,422
I'm gonna die without kissing a girl!
450
00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:28,464
Well, don't look at me, chicken.
451
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:36,236
You guys all right?
452
00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:37,933
Yes, Dad.
453
00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:40,177
Igor?
454
00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:41,436
Igor!
455
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,722
Igor is not breathing!
456
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,182
He needs mouth to mouth!
457
00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:46,858
What? No way!
458
00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:49,315
Dude, he's fading fast!
Look at his little face.
459
00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,442
Yuck. Come on! He's your lizard.
460
00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:53,528
Oh, jeez! I thought my first kiss
461
00:28:53,607 --> 00:28:55,484
would be with a supermodel.
462
00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:07,412
Dad!
463
00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:09,043
Are you all right?
464
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,502
Can you move it?
465
00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:14,136
Just back off.
466
00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:29,651
"NASA Moon mission
still a go"?
467
00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:33,113
No one defies
Richard Carson! No one!
468
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,195
Gags, let's start this already!
469
00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:37,109
Everything's ready, sir.
470
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:38,277
Perfect!
471
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,987
Go ahead, Gigs.
472
00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,275
Impressive, sir!
473
00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:17,066
Twenty times more powerful
than nuclear energy!
474
00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:20,611
It will be the largest monopoly in history.
475
00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:23,200
Now, Gigs, let's test it as a weapon.
476
00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:27,539
Excuse me, sir.
477
00:30:27,701 --> 00:30:29,499
It will destroy the whole model.
478
00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:31,018
We'll need it for more energy tests.
479
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:32,497
Who gives a cowpoke?
480
00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:33,673
I do, sir.
481
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,584
I've been building it piece by piece
482
00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:36,839
for the last eight months.
483
00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:39,926
So be happy!
You'll have work for eight months more.
484
00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:41,180
Gigs, fire the weapon!
485
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:42,376
Okay, sir. But before you...
486
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:46,228
Gigs, I said fire the weapon!
487
00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:54,357
Works like a charm.
488
00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:57,439
One small problem, sir.
489
00:30:57,939 --> 00:30:59,657
Then fix it.
490
00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:01,868
It's just that.
491
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,121
Gags was still inside.
492
00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:07,157
Oh.
493
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:12,292
Well, congratulations, Gigs.
You've been promoted!
494
00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:15,340
Now you can build the models
for the rest of the tests.
495
00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:26,143
Oh, honey, you can't keep
carrying on like this.
496
00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:27,894
There'll be other opportunities.
497
00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:29,475
No, there won't.
498
00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:32,232
This was my last chance
and my father ruined it.
499
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:33,517
Same as always.
500
00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:35,982
Honey, it was an accident.
501
00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:37,563
It doesn't matter now.
502
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:42,701
No Goldwing will ever
step foot on the Moon.
503
00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:44,532
It's the Goldwings' curse.
504
00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:46,492
I know it's disappointing. I do.
505
00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:48,323
But there are more important things.
506
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:49,992
You just don't get it!
507
00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:51,831
Going there and capturing the flag
508
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,412
was supposed to be my mission.
509
00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,922
Going to the Moon
is every astronaut's dream.
510
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,833
What's more important than that?
511
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:01,795
Maybe you're the one that doesn't get it.
512
00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:12,473
It's history repeating itself.
513
00:32:12,681 --> 00:32:13,898
My dad will leave home
514
00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:15,146
and become a bitter old hermit,
515
00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:16,602
just like my grandpa.
516
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:18,770
I can't make my family work.
517
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,655
What are you talking about?
518
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:23,943
You managed to reunite them
after, like, forever.
519
00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:27,033
Yeah, and now I've made
things a thousand times worse.
520
00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:28,947
I'm such an idiot.
521
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:30,206
You're a fool!
522
00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:32,413
If you don't stop feeling
sorry for yourself,
523
00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:34,920
I'm just gonna
kick your butt straight to the Moon!
524
00:32:35,245 --> 00:32:37,794
Ha, I'd like that!
He could moon the Moon.
525
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:49,642
Whoa! Amy, you're a genius!
526
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,724
Who is? Her?
527
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:55,398
My grandpa couldn't go,
my dad can't go, but I can!
528
00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:56,774
I'll go to the Moon!
529
00:32:57,017 --> 00:32:58,610
Yeah, someday.
530
00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:01,112
Not someday. In two weeks.
531
00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:02,523
What are you talking about?
532
00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:05,112
I know it's crazy,
but I could hide in the rocket and...
533
00:33:05,275 --> 00:33:07,744
Man, you really got motivated down pat.
534
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:10,201
Don't you get it? I can break the curse!
535
00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:12,206
I'll do what my father
and grandpa couldn't,
536
00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:14,000
and everything will finally change!
537
00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,376
I'm going to the Moon!
538
00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:18,334
And you guys are gonna
help me. Who is with me?
539
00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:20,295
I am! Marty?
540
00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:21,921
All right, hold on.
Let me get this straight.
541
00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:24,006
You're going to get in
an ancient piece of junk
542
00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:26,213
- and go 30,000 miles an hour?
- Yep.
543
00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:28,928
To a place where there is
no oxygen or gravity?
544
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,008
Yep.
545
00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:32,719
Where only 12 astronauts
have ever been before?
546
00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:33,803
Yes!
547
00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:34,888
Ah, what the heck,
548
00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:37,019
it's better than studying for Math. I'm in!
549
00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:40,356
Yes! Yes! I'm going to the Moon!
550
00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:45,278
Uh, dude, Moon's that way.
551
00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:12,865
Okay. To sneak into the rocket,
552
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,617
you have to access the launch platform,
553
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:16,577
but it's a fortress surrounded by the sea
554
00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:18,203
and protected by a metal fence.
555
00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:20,084
I have examined
all the options and I think
556
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,753
this one is the best.
557
00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:25,085
Igor! This is not the time
to play Godzilla, okay?
558
00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:27,000
Come with me, Igor.
559
00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,464
Guys, let's focus.
560
00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,345
Marty, so what's the best option?
561
00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:32,801
Give up, dude. It's impossible to get in.
562
00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:34,474
Don't even bother trying.
563
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,601
Come on! There has to be a way.
564
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,229
Something the three of us can do.
565
00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:41,723
The two of you.
566
00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:45,276
What? You're bailing?
Who is the chicken now?
567
00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:46,982
Listen, if my parents find out,
568
00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:48,279
they'll ground me for life.
569
00:35:48,438 --> 00:35:50,440
They're very serious
about not breaking rules.
570
00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:52,127
I'll be shipped off to military school
571
00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:53,660
like three of my 52 cousins.
572
00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:56,162
Wait. You've got 52 cousins?
573
00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:58,198
52 plus the twin sister of the half-sister
574
00:35:58,281 --> 00:35:59,954
of the sister-in-law of my Uncle Pablo.
575
00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:01,459
Excuses!
576
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:04,997
I'm truly sorry.
577
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,540
Just ignore him, Amy.
578
00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,879
Don't worry. We can handle this.
579
00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:12,012
Well, you'd better think of something,
Michael Goldwing,
580
00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:15,174
because we couldn't even
get in there with a tank.
581
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,267
There is a way.
582
00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:28,027
Hey, what was that?
I think I heard something.
583
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,609
Come on, ever since you saw
Revenge of the Sharkgators,
584
00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:32,365
you're on the edge about everything.
585
00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:34,197
Oh, that one wasn't half as scary as.
586
00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:35,652
Zombie Piranhas Part Ill.
587
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,288
Why do you watch that crap?
588
00:36:42,117 --> 00:36:43,790
Marty, don't make a sound.
589
00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:46,621
Okay, I'll be as stealthy as a ninja.
590
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:49,874
This way!
591
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,051
Phew, that was close!
592
00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:58,299
What was that?
593
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:00,393
Stupid rocks!
594
00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:05,311
You and your mutant creatures.
595
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:06,482
Might just be an alligator.
596
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:11,487
Whatever it was, it's gone.
597
00:37:16,276 --> 00:37:17,323
What the...
598
00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:18,445
Marty!
599
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,421
I almost had a heart attack!
600
00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:43,769
Over there!
601
00:37:44,304 --> 00:37:46,181
You see? Just an alligator.
602
00:37:46,473 --> 00:37:48,020
Don't you fall again.
603
00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:51,938
I'm trying, but this is full of rocks.
604
00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:56,862
Igor, what's the matter with you?
605
00:37:57,025 --> 00:37:58,777
Can you stop making noise?
606
00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:02,197
Sorry, Igor is freaking out!
He won't let go of me!
607
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:08,874
Mike, I think we forgot something.
608
00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:11,540
Yeah, to seal your mouth
so you stop shouting!
609
00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:13,504
No, much worse than that.
610
00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:15,043
Gators!
611
00:38:22,884 --> 00:38:24,978
Igor! Attack and destroy!
612
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:26,388
Marty fist!
613
00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:28,018
Marty eye poke!
614
00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:29,557
Marty blinding light!
615
00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:31,351
What the hell is going on tonight?
616
00:38:31,518 --> 00:38:33,896
I told you already.
It's the zombie sharkgators.
617
00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:35,735
Oh, would you stop with that, please?
618
00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:41,736
Marty lightsaber!
619
00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,920
It's jammed, it's jammed!
620
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,251
Amy!
621
00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:58,966
I knew you couldn't survive
without me, pumpkin head!
622
00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:00,300
What are you talking about?
623
00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:01,764
I had everything under control.
624
00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:07,812
Get ready, guys! There's the fence!
625
00:39:12,642 --> 00:39:14,770
Okay. Start the fans on three...
626
00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:15,983
Um, guys?
627
00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:17,777
"Two! 'Guys!"
628
00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,951
- One!
- Guys, I don't have any fan!
629
00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:32,328
Come on!
630
00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:36,757
Higher, higher!
631
00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:39,131
Oh, damn double-stuffed
chocolate muffins!
632
00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:42,221
Marty!
633
00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:45,054
I'm stuck!
634
00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:46,453
Wait! We'll get you out of there!
635
00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:49,228
Forget about it!
The patrol boat is coming. Just go!
636
00:39:49,846 --> 00:39:52,019
Thanks, buddy! We owe you one.
637
00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:53,520
Go on without me.
638
00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:55,643
I'll sacrifice myself for the mission.
639
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,107
I'll be fine!
640
00:39:57,186 --> 00:39:58,187
Huh?
641
00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:00,152
Igor, where are you going?
642
00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:02,488
You traitor lizard! Don't leave me!
643
00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:14,829
Here's your zombie sharkgator.
644
00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:25,590
Mr. Carson,
could you look over to me?
645
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:27,725
Mr. Carson, can I please
get an interview?
646
00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:30,433
Mr. Carson, how does it feel
to be flying to the Moon?
647
00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:32,063
Goodbye, my friends!
648
00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:34,770
History awaits!
649
00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:55,962
Hey, did you check the cooling systems?
650
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,793
Yeah, she's ready to go.
651
00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:17,062
Hi, Sam, how's it going?
652
00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:19,109
Oh, it's good.
Everything is under control.
653
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:39,672
Wait, Mike!
654
00:41:39,956 --> 00:41:42,004
I better go back home before I'm missed.
655
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:44,464
Okay, but I just need you
to close the hatch.
656
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,475
The thing is
I totally sleepwalked.
657
00:41:58,641 --> 00:42:00,985
Weird, I know. But when I woke up,
658
00:42:01,102 --> 00:42:02,399
I didn't know how to get back and...
659
00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:04,321
Don't be a smartass, kid. All right?
660
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,982
Hey, this is an abuse of power.
661
00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:07,780
I demand to speak to your boss.
662
00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:10,161
No problem. He's right here.
663
00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:14,157
Uh-oh.
664
00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:29,797
Wow!
665
00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:32,134
Amy, check this out.
666
00:42:33,009 --> 00:42:35,353
I can't believe we're here.
667
00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:37,513
- Are you all right, son?
- Dad!
668
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,308
What were you doing in the launch area?
669
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:43,527
I won't speak without
my attorney present.
670
00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:44,816
Marty!
671
00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:47,232
Marty, do you copy? We're in.
672
00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:49,366
Marty, I repeat. We're in.
673
00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:51,652
In?
674
00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:52,737
Where's in?
675
00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:58,001
Take a picture when
you get to the Moon, okay?
676
00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:00,708
I'll get it on the front page
of the school paper.
677
00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:01,871
Done.
678
00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:05,091
Can I ask what are you two doing?
679
00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:07,836
But, Grandpa!
What are you doing here?
680
00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:11,097
Have you gone crazy?
You need to get out of here. Now!
681
00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:14,759
What the heck did you do?
682
00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:17,512
Huh?
683
00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:21,061
Operation in progress, sir.
684
00:43:21,224 --> 00:43:22,624
The rocket will launch without crew
685
00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:23,855
and will get lost in the infinite.
686
00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:26,737
Perfect. Bye-bye, Mrs. President!
687
00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:30,700
Don't even breathe.
688
00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:36,243
What the...
689
00:43:36,531 --> 00:43:38,704
Engines one and two activated!
690
00:43:39,408 --> 00:43:40,534
What?
691
00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:43,746
Hey.
692
00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:47,876
All engines running?
693
00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:49,385
What the heck have you kids done?
694
00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:50,962
Huh?
695
00:43:52,713 --> 00:43:54,556
Can you help us open this, please?
696
00:43:54,715 --> 00:43:57,309
It's no use, the ignition sequence is on.
697
00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:59,220
Mission Control, do you copy?
698
00:43:59,387 --> 00:44:00,604
Frank Goldwing speaking.
699
00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:03,224
We're trapped
in the Apollo command module.
700
00:44:06,394 --> 00:44:09,648
Jeez, what a night!
Any more hijinks and I quit.
701
00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:10,861
Relax, man.
702
00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:11,987
I'm sure there won't be
any more surprises
703
00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:13,067
before the launch.
704
00:44:18,948 --> 00:44:20,746
Hold on a second.
705
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,012
Have you seen that, Jack?
706
00:44:35,006 --> 00:44:36,098
That's impossible.
707
00:44:36,257 --> 00:44:38,931
The rocket was set to launch
10 hours from now!
708
00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:41,679
Call Goldwing!
709
00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:46,142
Hey! You! Stop right there!
710
00:44:46,309 --> 00:44:47,526
You can't be here!
711
00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:06,378
- What happened?
- Scott, don't panic, but...
712
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:07,959
Someone has sabotaged the system.
713
00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:09,382
We can't abort the launch.
714
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:10,666
It's about your...
715
00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:12,176
Cool, huh?
716
00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:15,296
Scott, wait!
717
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,683
- Hey, Mr. Gold...
- Shh.
718
00:45:19,759 --> 00:45:20,760
Wing.
719
00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:27,270
Mission Control here.
720
00:45:27,350 --> 00:45:28,977
May I ask what you're
doing in there, Captain?
721
00:45:30,603 --> 00:45:32,731
I was taking care of a couple of intruders
722
00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,490
when the hatch got locked.
723
00:45:34,649 --> 00:45:35,901
Intruders?
724
00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:39,949
Captain, what are you doing?
725
00:45:42,865 --> 00:45:43,957
Frank, who's there?
726
00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:49,247
I found your son and his girlfriend
inside the capsule.
727
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:53,877
Huh? Girlfriend?
728
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,383
- What? She's not my girlfriend.
- I'm too young to have a boyfriend.
729
00:45:56,462 --> 00:45:57,884
I don't even have a girlfriend.
730
00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:00,971
I was trying to tell you.
731
00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:02,385
- We're just friends!
- We're just friends!
732
00:46:02,551 --> 00:46:04,929
Stop it! Mike, what are you doing there?
733
00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:07,724
I was trying to break
the Goldwing curse, Dad.
734
00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:10,985
The curse? What curse?
What are you talking about?
735
00:46:11,143 --> 00:46:12,816
There's no time
for pointless discussions.
736
00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:17,109
We've got two options.
We go to the Moon or we eject.
737
00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:19,152
That would destroy the rocket.
738
00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:25,909
Sir, we've been sabotaged.
739
00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:27,873
You won't believe who is behind this.
740
00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:30,208
Stop Carson. Don't let him take off.
741
00:46:30,329 --> 00:46:31,330
To all units.
742
00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:34,588
Stop Richard Carson.
I repeat, stop Richard Carson.
743
00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:37,257
Okay, let's go, Gigs.
744
00:46:37,712 --> 00:46:39,339
One minute for take-off.
745
00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:41,633
Captain, activate eject mechanism!
746
00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:44,473
Dad, please! We have to
break the Goldwing curse!
747
00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,137
Captain, activate it now!
748
00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:52,443
Captain? Captain!
749
00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:53,895
Captain, what's going on?
750
00:46:54,895 --> 00:46:58,149
I'm afraid they've sabotaged that as well.
751
00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:03,071
Then there's only one option.
752
00:47:04,864 --> 00:47:06,207
Let's go the Moon.
753
00:47:06,365 --> 00:47:09,335
The first thing we've
agreed on in 40 years.
754
00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:10,961
Okay, let's start launch protocol.
755
00:47:11,037 --> 00:47:12,835
Give me a go or no go for launch.
756
00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:13,998
- EE COM.
- Go!
757
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:15,082
- FIDO.
- Go!
758
00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,918
- GNC! RETRO.
- Go!
759
00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:18,927
Does that mean we're going, Captain?
760
00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:20,759
"Commander." Call me "Commander."
761
00:47:20,921 --> 00:47:22,548
Let's get ready for launch.
762
00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:23,632
- CAP COM.
- Go!
763
00:47:23,716 --> 00:47:24,763
- SURGEON.
- Go!
764
00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:26,185
- GUIDANCE.
- It's a go!
765
00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:27,561
Go for flight!
766
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,688
No, no, no! I can't stay!
767
00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:32,350
I've gotta go! My parents
are going to kill me.
768
00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:35,144
Amy, it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
769
00:47:35,311 --> 00:47:37,279
You'll be the first woman on the Moon!
770
00:47:37,438 --> 00:47:40,237
Stop the yackety-yak, kids,
and put on your suits.
771
00:47:42,610 --> 00:47:44,487
Everything ready for take-off, sir.
772
00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:45,950
We're leaving, Daddy!
773
00:47:48,074 --> 00:47:50,623
For one rule! I break
one rule in my whole life
774
00:47:50,785 --> 00:47:53,959
and I end up in a rocket
heading to the Moon! Yes!
775
00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:57,375
Ladies and gentlemen, we have
a mission to accomplish.
776
00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:59,259
Commander Goldwing,
go and get that flag
777
00:47:59,335 --> 00:48:01,008
back before Carson destroys it.
778
00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:04,049
And remember, failure is not an option.
779
00:48:04,507 --> 00:48:07,135
Excuse me? Sir? Oh...
780
00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:09,019
Has anyone seen my lizard?
781
00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:11,138
Igor!
782
00:48:11,305 --> 00:48:13,023
Ignition sequence start.
783
00:48:13,182 --> 00:48:15,150
Ten, nine,
784
00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:17,983
eight, seven, six...
785
00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:19,397
All engines running.
786
00:48:28,114 --> 00:48:29,991
Let's give 'em a great show.
787
00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:46,640
Three,
788
00:48:46,799 --> 00:48:47,925
two,
789
00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:49,093
one.
790
00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:56,855
And lift-off!
791
00:48:57,017 --> 00:48:59,019
We have lift-off at 10 hours,
792
00:48:59,186 --> 00:49:02,360
23 minutes and 17 seconds.
793
00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:13,375
Yee-haw!
794
00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:25,262
A grandpa and two kids?
795
00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:29,176
The crew of Saturn V is just
a grandpa and two kids?
796
00:49:29,341 --> 00:49:31,719
Yes, Madam President.
But there is something else.
797
00:49:32,678 --> 00:49:33,679
Go on.
798
00:49:33,929 --> 00:49:37,559
Carson has developed a way
to mine Helium-3 on the Moon.
799
00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:40,274
Helium-3 is the most
powerful energy ever known.
800
00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:43,405
Now, it makes sense.
801
00:49:43,564 --> 00:49:45,942
He cheated the world
and sabotaged our rocket
802
00:49:46,108 --> 00:49:47,485
in order to own the Moon
803
00:49:47,568 --> 00:49:50,242
and become the most
powerful man on Earth.
804
00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:52,623
Madam President, we can
still launch some missiles
805
00:49:52,698 --> 00:49:53,790
and hit Carson's rocket.
806
00:49:53,949 --> 00:49:54,996
Stop it, Admiral.
807
00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:56,832
If we don't get the flag first,
808
00:49:56,911 --> 00:49:58,584
we won't be able to prove he's a liar.
809
00:49:58,746 --> 00:50:00,464
We have to get the flag,
810
00:50:00,623 --> 00:50:04,673
and this grandpa and two kids
are our only hope.
811
00:50:38,827 --> 00:50:41,455
Whoa, it's incredible!
812
00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:44,459
Mind-blowing!
813
00:50:44,792 --> 00:50:46,044
Awesome!
814
00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:48,883
Hey! Hmm.
815
00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:50,306
Marty, are you there?
816
00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:54,386
Yeah, Mission Control is here.
Um, is Igor with you, guys?
817
00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:57,055
Affirmative. We're all good.
818
00:50:58,180 --> 00:50:59,272
Okay. Copy.
819
00:50:59,431 --> 00:51:01,058
The technicians have fixed the system.
820
00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:02,859
We now have control of the flight.
821
00:51:07,314 --> 00:51:09,282
Scott, tell me it's a joke.
822
00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:10,909
Sam, I don't know how it...
823
00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:13,162
Tell me our son is not in that rocket!
824
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,665
Okay, okay. Everything will be all right.
825
00:51:17,533 --> 00:51:18,955
I'm sorry, Mom.
826
00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:21,420
It's all my fault.
827
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:24,798
Oh, my God. Mike, are you okay?
828
00:51:24,957 --> 00:51:26,459
Yeah, uh...
829
00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:28,844
I'm really, really sorry about all this.
830
00:51:29,003 --> 00:51:31,131
Sweetie, that doesn't matter now.
831
00:51:31,297 --> 00:51:33,516
Just come back safe, you hear me?
832
00:51:33,674 --> 00:51:35,096
I promise.
833
00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:37,728
Mummy, can I have his room?
834
00:51:37,886 --> 00:51:38,887
Tess!
835
00:51:39,054 --> 00:51:40,476
Uh, hi, Mrs. Goldwing.
836
00:51:40,639 --> 00:51:42,562
Please, tell my parents
I'm never going to break
837
00:51:42,641 --> 00:51:43,938
any more rules, ever.
838
00:51:44,393 --> 00:51:46,191
I'll tell them, Amy.
839
00:51:46,353 --> 00:51:49,106
Frank, for the love of God,
look after them.
840
00:51:49,857 --> 00:51:53,657
Trust me. I won't let
anything happen to them.
841
00:51:55,904 --> 00:51:57,827
Are you my grandpa?
842
00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:07,800
I'm just a little space cowboy.
843
00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:09,301
Sir, I have an update.
844
00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:11,758
The NASA rocket is closing in on us.
845
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,014
What? How is that possible?
846
00:52:14,173 --> 00:52:15,345
Only one answer.
847
00:52:15,424 --> 00:52:17,722
It's being manned.
The sabotage didn't work!
848
00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:21,647
I'm surrounded
by a bunch of space chimps!
849
00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:23,311
Okay, fine.
850
00:52:23,390 --> 00:52:25,188
I'll just have to destroy it myself.
851
00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:31,027
But, sir, you can't do that.
852
00:52:31,106 --> 00:52:33,154
There's two kids and an old man inside.
853
00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:34,364
So what?
854
00:52:34,526 --> 00:52:36,119
Like Daddy always said,
855
00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:40,124
"Nothing's a hitch
if it makes you filthy rich."
856
00:52:52,211 --> 00:52:54,088
Oh, I can't believe it!
857
00:52:54,254 --> 00:52:55,255
What?
858
00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:57,137
The Marty Survival Kit.
859
00:52:57,299 --> 00:53:00,018
Like I was supposed
to survive three days on this?
860
00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:02,771
Uh, hey, that's seven
tasty morsels per day!
861
00:53:02,930 --> 00:53:04,432
Well, let's try them!
862
00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:05,516
No, wait!
863
00:53:08,977 --> 00:53:10,570
Hey, I bet I catch more than you!
864
00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:12,273
You wish!
865
00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:19,242
Whoo!
866
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,622
Hands off! That's mine!
867
00:53:42,136 --> 00:53:43,979
Hey.
868
00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:49,059
Last one's mine!
869
00:53:49,393 --> 00:53:50,519
Forget about it!
870
00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:54,482
Whoa!
871
00:53:55,607 --> 00:53:56,608
Oh.
872
00:53:56,692 --> 00:53:58,194
Just friends.
873
00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:07,995
Huh?
874
00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:09,500
What was that?
875
00:54:10,456 --> 00:54:12,003
Commander, what's that noise?
876
00:54:15,878 --> 00:54:17,518
Something's attached itself
to the capsule
877
00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:18,672
and melting the hull!
878
00:54:20,048 --> 00:54:21,174
You two stay here.
879
00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:23,519
Don't go out there
for any reason, understand?
880
00:54:26,346 --> 00:54:27,598
I'm exiting the capsule.
881
00:54:27,681 --> 00:54:30,025
I repeat, I'm stepping
outside the capsule.
882
00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:31,686
What? Frank, no!
883
00:54:31,852 --> 00:54:33,069
Frank? Frank!
884
00:54:33,228 --> 00:54:34,980
Jeez, I can't tell if he's totally deaf
885
00:54:35,063 --> 00:54:37,031
or the most stubborn man in the world.
886
00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:39,360
It's the second one.
887
00:54:45,657 --> 00:54:46,624
Grandpa!
888
00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:47,872
I have to help him.
889
00:54:48,035 --> 00:54:50,037
Put your helmet on. I'm going out.
890
00:54:50,204 --> 00:54:51,751
Wait! What about Igor?
891
00:55:08,514 --> 00:55:09,515
Ready.
892
00:55:11,391 --> 00:55:13,109
I'm coming, Grandpa!
893
00:55:23,737 --> 00:55:26,581
Damned electrical spider! Go!
894
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:47,932
- Yeah!
- Right on!
895
00:55:48,095 --> 00:55:49,267
We did it, Grandpa!
896
00:55:49,429 --> 00:55:51,773
You disobeyed my orders.
You could have been killed!
897
00:55:52,391 --> 00:55:54,191
I'm sorry,
I just wanted to help.
898
00:55:54,309 --> 00:55:57,279
Never, ever disobey my orders again.
899
00:55:57,938 --> 00:55:59,656
Copy that, Commander.
900
00:56:13,662 --> 00:56:14,663
Huh?
901
00:56:20,002 --> 00:56:21,549
Okay, we'll do it your way.
902
00:56:21,628 --> 00:56:23,096
Give me an order.
903
00:56:30,971 --> 00:56:33,770
Mike, help me with the bandage.
904
00:56:34,975 --> 00:56:36,101
That's an order.
905
00:56:45,152 --> 00:56:49,453
You saved my life out there.
You were very brave.
906
00:57:15,015 --> 00:57:16,141
Scott?
907
00:57:17,309 --> 00:57:20,233
No, it's Sam.
Scott's asleep.
908
00:57:21,313 --> 00:57:23,190
How are the kids doing?
909
00:57:23,982 --> 00:57:26,861
They're fine. They're out for the count.
910
00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:29,162
They'll be home before you know it.
911
00:57:29,321 --> 00:57:30,823
That's a promise.
912
00:57:31,239 --> 00:57:32,741
Thank you, Frank.
913
00:57:35,243 --> 00:57:36,244
Samantha.
914
00:57:37,037 --> 00:57:39,881
Thanks for not giving up on me.
915
00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:43,259
I appreciate it more than you know.
916
00:57:43,919 --> 00:57:45,341
No, thank your grandson.
917
00:57:46,838 --> 00:57:50,388
For good or for bad, he's in charge.
918
00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:54,729
Frank, enjoy this moment.
919
00:57:55,013 --> 00:57:57,516
Destiny owed you this journey.
920
00:57:58,392 --> 00:58:01,441
Now get some rest. Good night.
921
00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:12,072
I just wanted to get
the family back together.
922
00:58:15,617 --> 00:58:19,372
Commander, why did you leave home?
923
00:58:24,209 --> 00:58:25,552
Better go to sleep.
924
00:59:39,326 --> 00:59:41,169
Are you my grandpa?
925
00:59:42,162 --> 00:59:44,836
Start undocking maneuver.
Detach Lunar Module.
926
00:59:52,380 --> 00:59:54,678
Lunar Module detached.
927
00:59:55,342 --> 00:59:57,845
Initiating Moon landing sequence.
928
00:59:58,678 --> 01:00:01,682
Don't worry.
Your father will save the day.
929
01:00:02,015 --> 01:00:03,642
Initiating descent.
930
01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:16,363
Wow.
931
01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:23,416
Commander, you're deviating
from the landing trajectory.
932
01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:24,875
Correct the navigation.
933
01:00:25,038 --> 01:00:26,039
Copy that.
934
01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:31,878
Commander, do you need help?
935
01:00:32,879 --> 01:00:34,005
I'm fine.
936
01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:44,520
Commander, I repeat.
937
01:00:44,599 --> 01:00:46,272
You're flying outside the trajectory.
938
01:00:49,521 --> 01:00:52,525
Let me help you, Grandpa.
I mean, Commander.
939
01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:00,540
Okay. Man your controls.
940
01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:06,959
Slow, no rough moves.
941
01:01:10,083 --> 01:01:11,630
Now it's looking good.
942
01:01:16,423 --> 01:01:17,800
What's happening? Was it me?
943
01:01:17,966 --> 01:01:20,469
It's not you. Alarm 1201.
944
01:01:21,219 --> 01:01:22,937
Hey, I didn't touch anything!
945
01:01:23,096 --> 01:01:24,814
Gentlemen, emergency protocol.
946
01:01:24,973 --> 01:01:26,093
It looks like we have damage
947
01:01:26,141 --> 01:01:27,393
on the onboard computer.
948
01:01:27,559 --> 01:01:29,277
That is why it's so difficult to control.
949
01:01:29,436 --> 01:01:31,109
The computer is guiding us
to the wrong place.
950
01:01:31,229 --> 01:01:32,196
Do you COPY?
951
01:01:32,272 --> 01:01:33,273
Roger that, Commander.
952
01:01:33,398 --> 01:01:36,277
You have to deactivate
the assisted guidance control.
953
01:01:36,443 --> 01:01:38,366
That's what we did back in 1969.
954
01:01:38,445 --> 01:01:40,163
But chances are 1 in 700.
955
01:01:40,322 --> 01:01:42,290
Same as I've got with her.
956
01:01:42,490 --> 01:01:43,491
Amy, please, do it.
957
01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:45,995
There should be a button
somewhere that reads "AGC."
958
01:01:46,161 --> 01:01:47,287
Mike, to the left.
959
01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:49,627
AGC, AGC...
960
01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:50,836
Twenty seconds to landing!
961
01:01:50,999 --> 01:01:52,091
They're too fast!
962
01:01:55,128 --> 01:01:56,471
AGC...
963
01:01:58,798 --> 01:02:00,175
Reduce speed!
964
01:02:00,342 --> 01:02:01,935
Amy, please! The computer is giving
965
01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:03,808
the LEM contradicting orders!
966
01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:05,142
Where are you?
967
01:02:05,305 --> 01:02:06,272
Ten seconds!
968
01:02:06,348 --> 01:02:07,395
They'll crash into the ground!
969
01:02:07,474 --> 01:02:08,475
Frank!
970
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:09,726
Come on, come on, come on!
971
01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:10,856
Eight, seven...
972
01:02:11,978 --> 01:02:15,824
- six, five, four, three...
- Amy, please!
973
01:02:15,982 --> 01:02:18,110
- I found it!
- Press it, for God's sake!
974
01:02:25,158 --> 01:02:28,037
Mission Control,
this is Tranquility Base.
975
01:02:28,203 --> 01:02:30,171
The falcon has landed.
976
01:02:36,461 --> 01:02:38,680
You did it great, kids.
977
01:02:40,382 --> 01:02:41,884
Yeah! Yeah!
978
01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:43,180
Whoa...
979
01:02:50,517 --> 01:02:52,144
Okay, recording.
980
01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:55,860
Amy, you're on live broadcast.
The whole world is watching.
981
01:03:14,833 --> 01:03:15,834
Grandpa.
982
01:03:53,580 --> 01:03:56,709
Wow, man! For Armstrong
that would be one small step,
983
01:03:56,875 --> 01:03:58,252
but for me it's gonna be...
984
01:03:58,585 --> 01:04:00,087
Whoa!
985
01:04:11,973 --> 01:04:13,600
Yes. Yes!
986
01:04:13,767 --> 01:04:16,270
I'm the first woman on the Moon!
987
01:04:24,319 --> 01:04:27,072
We come back as we
came the first time,
988
01:04:27,238 --> 01:04:30,583
as a beacon of hope for all mankind.
989
01:04:37,665 --> 01:04:39,838
Let's move, kids. We are on a mission.
990
01:04:48,927 --> 01:04:50,474
We're losing communication.
991
01:04:50,637 --> 01:04:52,639
Commander, your antenna is damaged.
992
01:04:52,806 --> 01:04:55,685
Transferring communications
to the lunar rover antenna.
993
01:04:55,850 --> 01:04:59,104
Go and get that flag
and show the world who got there first.
994
01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:00,943
Yeah, rock and roll!
995
01:05:01,147 --> 01:05:02,615
Whoo-hoo!
996
01:05:12,992 --> 01:05:15,495
Look! Mike and Amy are on TV!
997
01:05:15,662 --> 01:05:16,788
Faster, Grandpa!
998
01:05:22,001 --> 01:05:23,127
We should be close.
999
01:05:29,175 --> 01:05:30,176
There it is!
1000
01:05:30,343 --> 01:05:31,344
The flag!
1001
01:05:39,144 --> 01:05:40,521
Oh, no!
1002
01:05:41,354 --> 01:05:43,152
No way!
1003
01:05:52,866 --> 01:05:54,618
Ha! I knew it.
1004
01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:56,169
Losers.
1005
01:05:58,663 --> 01:06:00,210
Now what?
1006
01:06:03,209 --> 01:06:05,052
And we're done here.
1007
01:06:05,211 --> 01:06:06,884
Gigs, take the minebots to the base.
1008
01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:08,427
Hurry up!
1009
01:06:08,506 --> 01:06:09,507
Okay, sir.
1010
01:06:17,515 --> 01:06:18,516
My God!
1011
01:06:18,683 --> 01:06:20,105
They're going to destroy all trace
1012
01:06:20,226 --> 01:06:21,603
of the Apollo missions!
1013
01:06:21,769 --> 01:06:24,568
Amy, look! They're still
there! Film it! Film it!
1014
01:06:26,524 --> 01:06:27,776
We've lost the signal.
1015
01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:30,036
What's going on?
Commander, do you copy?
1016
01:06:30,278 --> 01:06:31,200
Where did it go?
1017
01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:32,493
Oh, crap!
1018
01:06:32,906 --> 01:06:33,873
Oh, typical.
1019
01:06:33,948 --> 01:06:35,575
Now they go to commercials.
1020
01:06:35,742 --> 01:06:37,915
There's no way of getting
the communication back!
1021
01:06:38,077 --> 01:06:40,705
Okay. Transfer communications
to a different antenna.
1022
01:06:40,872 --> 01:06:43,421
Impossible. The rover had
the only available link.
1023
01:06:43,583 --> 01:06:44,863
Then we have to find a solution!
1024
01:06:44,918 --> 01:06:47,546
We must establish
communication with them!
1025
01:06:53,384 --> 01:06:55,057
Hey, do you know
where I can plug this in?
1026
01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:56,688
You want to plug a USB connector
1027
01:06:56,763 --> 01:06:59,232
into a 1969 computer? Are you kidding?
1028
01:06:59,390 --> 01:07:00,510
But I think I can fix the...
1029
01:07:00,558 --> 01:07:02,185
Yes. I need to establish a connection
1030
01:07:02,268 --> 01:07:04,270
through any of the NASA
guidance systems in the world.
1031
01:07:04,395 --> 01:07:05,396
You got that?
1032
01:07:07,774 --> 01:07:09,492
Let's go home, sweetie.
1033
01:07:09,567 --> 01:07:12,070
You'll be my personal trophy.
1034
01:07:16,407 --> 01:07:17,829
He has the flag!
1035
01:07:17,992 --> 01:07:19,744
Let's get it back.
1036
01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:30,129
Go, Igor. Get the flag.
1037
01:07:39,639 --> 01:07:41,482
What the heck?
1038
01:07:44,435 --> 01:07:45,937
Oh, disgusting alien!
1039
01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:49,531
Go, go, go!
1040
01:07:59,033 --> 01:08:00,285
Come on, Igor! This way!
1041
01:08:05,957 --> 01:08:08,051
What? That's my flag!
1042
01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:10,503
Whoa!
1043
01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:14,849
Yeah! Whoo-hoo! We did it!
1044
01:08:17,719 --> 01:08:18,720
No!
1045
01:08:18,886 --> 01:08:20,138
Mike!
1046
01:08:20,972 --> 01:08:21,973
Watch out!
1047
01:08:28,354 --> 01:08:29,355
Grandpa!
1048
01:08:31,733 --> 01:08:33,906
This isn't over!
1049
01:08:34,569 --> 01:08:35,741
Yes, I want a full report
1050
01:08:35,862 --> 01:08:38,832
on all the Lunar Module
communication systems. Now!
1051
01:08:45,830 --> 01:08:48,333
I don't care if the satellite
needs to be reoriented!
1052
01:08:48,416 --> 01:08:49,542
Just do it!
1053
01:08:51,711 --> 01:08:54,089
Hey, do you know where I can
find a radio from the '60s?
1054
01:08:54,255 --> 01:08:56,929
There's a bunch of old junk
in storage in the basement.
1055
01:09:03,431 --> 01:09:04,728
Oh, man!
1056
01:09:07,185 --> 01:09:10,064
We've lost contact with Earth,
we can't fly this thing
1057
01:09:10,229 --> 01:09:13,073
and that whack job
kidnapped my grandpa.
1058
01:09:13,232 --> 01:09:14,734
We are hosed!
1059
01:09:20,239 --> 01:09:21,240
Huh?
1060
01:09:25,745 --> 01:09:27,918
Hello, my puny preschool punk!
1061
01:09:28,081 --> 01:09:30,083
Oh, shut up, Bonehead!
1062
01:09:31,918 --> 01:09:33,795
Pay attention, juvenile delinquents.
1063
01:09:33,961 --> 01:09:37,431
I'm offering you a deal.
You give me the flag,
1064
01:09:37,590 --> 01:09:40,059
and I'll give you back
this grumpy old fart.
1065
01:09:40,218 --> 01:09:42,095
No, Mike! Don't come here!
1066
01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:43,262
Grandpa!
1067
01:09:43,429 --> 01:09:44,851
You don't need to answer now.
1068
01:09:44,931 --> 01:09:46,729
I'll call you back in
1069
01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:48,643
10 seconds.
1070
01:09:49,102 --> 01:09:51,104
I love being generous.
1071
01:09:51,646 --> 01:09:53,614
No, wait!
1072
01:09:55,108 --> 01:09:56,109
It's all over.
1073
01:09:56,275 --> 01:09:58,448
No, we can't give up now.
1074
01:09:58,611 --> 01:10:00,454
There's nothing else we can do.
1075
01:10:01,989 --> 01:10:02,990
Time's up!
1076
01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:04,955
We accept your deal.
1077
01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:07,792
Good boy! Bring me the flag.
1078
01:10:11,833 --> 01:10:13,335
I found it!
1079
01:10:19,799 --> 01:10:20,800
Ahh! Jeez!
1080
01:10:20,967 --> 01:10:22,219
All right. I need something
1081
01:10:22,301 --> 01:10:23,661
to increase electrical resistance.
1082
01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:24,850
Copper, stainless...
1083
01:10:26,973 --> 01:10:28,646
Say, could I borrow this?
1084
01:10:30,268 --> 01:10:32,066
He's a bad boy.
1085
01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:44,490
What the...
1086
01:10:44,615 --> 01:10:45,787
What's going on?
1087
01:10:45,950 --> 01:10:47,998
I'm getting messages?
1088
01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:50,334
Can't be. The antenna is busted.
1089
01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:52,498
Seriously. A whole bunch of them!
1090
01:10:52,665 --> 01:10:53,962
But that's impossible.
1091
01:10:54,041 --> 01:10:56,669
There's nothing here
that could transmit from...
1092
01:10:58,337 --> 01:11:00,681
Marty!
1093
01:11:12,310 --> 01:11:14,984
You arrived at your destination.
1094
01:11:16,981 --> 01:11:19,279
I couldn't stand it anymore!
1095
01:11:28,201 --> 01:11:29,202
Whoa.
1096
01:11:30,077 --> 01:11:31,579
It's huge!
1097
01:11:45,051 --> 01:11:47,304
Adjusting gravity.
1098
01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:52,479
Open the hatch.
1099
01:12:15,456 --> 01:12:16,628
Welcome.
1100
01:12:16,916 --> 01:12:19,669
Now let's get on with this.
Give me the flag.
1101
01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:21,383
First, my grandpa.
1102
01:12:21,629 --> 01:12:24,052
Sure thing. A deal's a deal.
1103
01:12:24,215 --> 01:12:25,216
Gigs.
1104
01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:31,189
- Grandpa!
- Mike!
1105
01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:34,271
Oh, I love family reunions.
1106
01:12:34,433 --> 01:12:35,605
How about you, Gigs?
1107
01:12:35,977 --> 01:12:37,695
I've never had a family, sir.
1108
01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:39,234
Let him go!
1109
01:12:39,397 --> 01:12:41,741
Give me that flag or say
goodbye to the old fart!
1110
01:12:47,071 --> 01:12:48,789
Okay, stop! I'll give you the flag!
1111
01:12:48,990 --> 01:12:50,082
Good boy.
1112
01:12:55,454 --> 01:12:57,377
Gigs, free him.
1113
01:13:17,059 --> 01:13:20,859
Well, now. After reunion comes farewell.
1114
01:13:21,022 --> 01:13:22,774
Gigs, kill them.
1115
01:13:22,940 --> 01:13:24,237
Excuse me, sir?
1116
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,118
You are despicable, Mr. Carson.
1117
01:13:26,277 --> 01:13:28,245
What do you know, pip-squeak?
1118
01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:30,327
You think you're a genius,
but we all know
1119
01:13:30,489 --> 01:13:31,786
that without your father's millions
1120
01:13:31,866 --> 01:13:32,992
you'd never be anything.
1121
01:13:33,576 --> 01:13:36,079
How dare you, you little...
1122
01:13:36,245 --> 01:13:38,839
Yeah, she's right.
You've inherited everything.
1123
01:13:38,998 --> 01:13:40,341
You haven't earned anything!
1124
01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:42,502
What do you know
about earning anything?
1125
01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:44,796
Do you think all of this
was built all by itself?
1126
01:13:44,962 --> 01:13:47,465
Do you mean this factory
or whatever it is?
1127
01:13:47,632 --> 01:13:49,930
It's much more than a factory,
you ignoramus.
1128
01:13:50,092 --> 01:13:51,844
It's a Helium-3 mine!
1129
01:13:52,011 --> 01:13:55,106
The greatest energy source
mankind has ever known.
1130
01:13:55,264 --> 01:13:57,187
And it's all mine!
1131
01:13:57,350 --> 01:13:58,647
Look at my work!
1132
01:13:58,809 --> 01:14:00,652
My father would be proud of me!
1133
01:14:05,358 --> 01:14:06,450
Proud of a liar?
1134
01:14:06,609 --> 01:14:07,952
You've tricked the world into thinking
1135
01:14:08,027 --> 01:14:10,155
that man never walked on the Moon.
1136
01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:11,664
Proud of a genius!
1137
01:14:11,822 --> 01:14:14,325
Only a genius could fool the whole world.
1138
01:14:14,492 --> 01:14:15,618
Only a genius could achieve
1139
01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:18,045
the biggest energy monopoly in history.
1140
01:14:18,204 --> 01:14:20,798
I'll sell my energy to the whole planet,
1141
01:14:20,957 --> 01:14:23,301
and any country that doesn't
wanna pay for it...
1142
01:14:23,459 --> 01:14:25,461
Boom! I'll disintegrate it,
1143
01:14:25,628 --> 01:14:28,097
as I'm gonna do right now, with you!
1144
01:14:28,255 --> 01:14:32,681
Nothing's a hitch if it
makes you filthy rich.
1145
01:14:33,344 --> 01:14:34,937
Cool!
1146
01:14:35,346 --> 01:14:37,098
Cool? What's cool?
1147
01:14:37,264 --> 01:14:39,187
You've just given me
the greatest headline
1148
01:14:39,266 --> 01:14:40,483
I could ever have.
1149
01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:42,896
What the heck are you talking about?
1150
01:14:46,816 --> 01:14:47,908
Breaking news!
1151
01:14:47,984 --> 01:14:49,531
Richard Carson has just admitted
1152
01:14:49,610 --> 01:14:50,907
that he's a shameless crook.
1153
01:14:53,114 --> 01:14:55,333
Smile! You're on camera!
1154
01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:57,585
The whole world is watching.
1155
01:14:57,827 --> 01:14:59,027
What's happening?
1156
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:00,121
What's happening here?
1157
01:15:00,246 --> 01:15:01,247
Gigs!
1158
01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:02,422
What's going on, Gigs?
1159
01:15:03,082 --> 01:15:04,504
This is Amy Gonzalez
1160
01:15:04,583 --> 01:15:06,381
reporting live from the Moon.
Back to Earth.
1161
01:15:08,045 --> 01:15:09,137
Yeah!
1162
01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:14,510
Losers.
1163
01:15:14,677 --> 01:15:16,805
I always trusted NASA.
1164
01:15:17,847 --> 01:15:22,398
See? An old NASA computer,
an 800 GHz Marty Antenna
1165
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:25,109
and a little bit of old junk and voila',
1166
01:15:25,271 --> 01:15:27,990
the brand-new Marty Communicator!
1167
01:15:28,149 --> 01:15:30,868
How could they send
a signal to Earth? How?
1168
01:15:31,027 --> 01:15:32,620
Now, Igor. Go!
1169
01:15:33,112 --> 01:15:34,534
I'm afraid they have their own
1170
01:15:34,613 --> 01:15:36,456
portable transmitter.
1171
01:15:38,242 --> 01:15:41,837
You let them enter with
that machine? You're fired!
1172
01:15:43,998 --> 01:15:45,045
This way!
1173
01:15:45,207 --> 01:15:47,801
Don't let them escape. Stop them!
1174
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:49,633
But am I fired or not?
1175
01:15:49,795 --> 01:15:50,967
Gigs!
1176
01:15:59,638 --> 01:16:00,685
Watch out!
1177
01:16:00,848 --> 01:16:01,849
Jump!
1178
01:16:16,989 --> 01:16:18,286
No!
1179
01:16:25,206 --> 01:16:27,174
Commander, do you copy? Do you copy?
1180
01:16:29,460 --> 01:16:30,507
Grandpa!
1181
01:16:30,669 --> 01:16:31,795
Mike!
1182
01:16:35,966 --> 01:16:37,013
Mike! Stop it!
1183
01:16:37,176 --> 01:16:39,019
I'm not gonna lose you again!
1184
01:16:39,178 --> 01:16:41,226
Stop it! Listen to me!
1185
01:16:41,847 --> 01:16:45,442
Mike, my helmet is cracked.
I'm running out of oxygen.
1186
01:17:05,371 --> 01:17:07,794
You asked me something,
1187
01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:12,212
something I couldn't answer
in the last 40 years.
1188
01:17:16,882 --> 01:17:19,135
Why you left home?
1189
01:17:29,395 --> 01:17:32,444
A few days before
I was to go to the Moon,
1190
01:17:32,773 --> 01:17:36,073
your dad came home from school
with the chicken pox.
1191
01:17:37,695 --> 01:17:40,118
You caught it
off him and that's why
1192
01:17:40,281 --> 01:17:41,828
you couldn't go to the Moon?
1193
01:17:44,243 --> 01:17:48,248
Yes. I got the chicken pox,
so they replaced me.
1194
01:17:48,414 --> 01:17:51,509
And you blamed Dad? It wasn't his fault!
1195
01:17:52,251 --> 01:17:54,504
You're right. It wasn't.
1196
01:17:54,753 --> 01:17:57,597
But all I wanted in life
was to go to the Moon,
1197
01:17:57,756 --> 01:17:59,099
and when I lost the opportunity,
1198
01:17:59,175 --> 01:18:00,768
I felt like a failure.
1199
01:18:01,260 --> 01:18:05,106
Unworthy of anything, even my family.
1200
01:18:05,764 --> 01:18:06,765
In reality,
1201
01:18:06,932 --> 01:18:09,776
I felt bad for blaming little Scott.
1202
01:18:10,644 --> 01:18:12,692
I would look at my kid and feel ashamed
1203
01:18:12,771 --> 01:18:15,320
of the anger I felt towards him.
1204
01:18:15,733 --> 01:18:18,657
And that made me think
I was a bad father.
1205
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:21,322
I felt so bad about it that I thought
1206
01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:24,079
they'd be better off without me.
1207
01:18:24,783 --> 01:18:26,376
I was wrong.
1208
01:18:26,911 --> 01:18:30,256
It was the biggest mistake of my life.
1209
01:18:38,214 --> 01:18:39,636
AMY; NOW, hit it!
1210
01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:43,561
Stand aside, Grandpa!
1211
01:18:50,601 --> 01:18:51,978
That was a great story.
1212
01:18:52,061 --> 01:18:53,984
Why don't we finish it on Earth?
1213
01:18:58,567 --> 01:18:59,614
No! Not again!
1214
01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:03,080
There you are!
This is the last time you fool me!
1215
01:19:05,115 --> 01:19:07,334
Seriously, I hate that thing.
1216
01:19:24,677 --> 01:19:27,851
You ruined my plan, my life.
1217
01:19:28,347 --> 01:19:30,850
Now you're gonna pay for it!
1218
01:19:31,016 --> 01:19:32,939
Hurry up, kids, we gotta run!
1219
01:19:33,102 --> 01:19:34,445
We won't get far together.
1220
01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:35,946
Grandpa, you're running out of oxygen.
1221
01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:37,944
Just get back to the LEM.
1222
01:19:38,357 --> 01:19:40,735
Trust me, Grandpa. I've got a plan.
1223
01:19:40,901 --> 01:19:42,744
Amy, use this as a surfboard.
1224
01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:44,534
But, Mike...
1225
01:19:46,615 --> 01:19:47,707
JUSt go!
1226
01:19:47,992 --> 01:19:49,494
You want this, Carson?
1227
01:19:58,043 --> 01:19:59,545
So what's the plan?
1228
01:20:00,296 --> 01:20:02,719
To get a proper kiss
from you before I die.
1229
01:20:02,881 --> 01:20:04,633
What? Watch out!
1230
01:20:07,511 --> 01:20:09,559
Let's teach them a lesson, Dad!
1231
01:20:17,021 --> 01:20:18,443
The alien strikes back!
1232
01:20:25,738 --> 01:20:28,742
I'll turn you into stew!
1233
01:20:51,764 --> 01:20:52,890
Marty, we need you!
1234
01:20:52,973 --> 01:20:54,145
The understatement of the century!
1235
01:20:54,308 --> 01:20:56,402
Activate the Marty Rocket, now!
1236
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:57,732
Uh, are you sure?
1237
01:20:57,811 --> 01:20:59,438
You know it's still
in the beta testing phase.
1238
01:20:59,521 --> 01:21:00,568
Just do it!
1239
01:21:00,647 --> 01:21:02,524
Okay, okay! Marty Rocket on!
1240
01:21:06,111 --> 01:21:07,954
Full throttle. Now!
1241
01:21:12,076 --> 01:21:13,123
Gotcha!
1242
01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:14,499
Well, this deserves a kiss.
1243
01:21:14,578 --> 01:21:16,205
Wait until I tell you my plan.
1244
01:21:16,372 --> 01:21:17,874
Hey, guys, what's going on up there?
1245
01:21:17,956 --> 01:21:19,048
Am I missing something?
1246
01:21:39,144 --> 01:21:40,521
Come on, Daddy.
1247
01:21:40,604 --> 01:21:42,606
Let's finish these brats off!
1248
01:21:46,693 --> 01:21:47,740
Marty, now slow it down!
1249
01:21:51,115 --> 01:21:52,458
More gas! More gas!
1250
01:21:52,616 --> 01:21:54,038
Slow down! No, faster!
1251
01:21:54,201 --> 01:21:55,828
Would you make up your mind already?
1252
01:21:59,832 --> 01:22:02,210
What? I'm a machine?
1253
01:22:02,376 --> 01:22:04,595
Mike, where are you going?
Please tell me the plan.
1254
01:22:05,129 --> 01:22:07,223
Carson still has his Helium-3 base.
1255
01:22:07,381 --> 01:22:09,634
It could mean total disaster
for the whole world!
1256
01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:13,395
So what? Destroying it would
be the only way to stop him!
1257
01:22:13,554 --> 01:22:14,680
That's the plan.
1258
01:22:14,847 --> 01:22:17,100
What? Are you crazy?
1259
01:22:17,891 --> 01:22:20,394
Oh, Mike, you're not thinking of doing...
1260
01:22:20,561 --> 01:22:21,858
You're not gonna do...
1261
01:22:22,020 --> 01:22:23,522
The Moneyball!
1262
01:22:25,983 --> 01:22:28,987
Just follow my lead, Amy.
Are you with me?
1263
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:39,212
I'm gonna smash you!
1264
01:22:40,747 --> 01:22:41,964
I'm gonna crush you!
1265
01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:43,629
Hold on to me!
1266
01:22:43,917 --> 01:22:46,090
I'm gonna grind you
under my wheels!
1267
01:23:08,567 --> 01:23:10,569
Mike, do you com'?
1268
01:23:12,863 --> 01:23:14,865
Mike, do you com'?
1269
01:23:17,451 --> 01:23:20,045
Mike! Do you copy?
1270
01:23:50,359 --> 01:23:51,611
Yeah!
1271
01:24:02,871 --> 01:24:04,373
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
1272
01:24:05,374 --> 01:24:06,421
Dad!
1273
01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:09,044
Mission accomplished, Grandpa.
1274
01:24:10,212 --> 01:24:13,386
Not yet. There is still
something left to do.
1275
01:24:19,304 --> 01:24:23,730
In 1969,
mankind performed a great feat.
1276
01:24:24,226 --> 01:24:27,446
We flew to the Moon
and planted a flag there
1277
01:24:27,604 --> 01:24:29,606
in the name of all humanity.
1278
01:24:30,023 --> 01:24:34,529
Today, nearly 50 years later,
we repeat this action
1279
01:24:34,945 --> 01:24:36,322
to remind ourselves
1280
01:24:36,405 --> 01:24:39,579
that this beautiful natural satellite
1281
01:24:39,741 --> 01:24:42,039
does not belong to any one person,
1282
01:24:42,119 --> 01:24:44,167
company, or country,
1283
01:24:44,788 --> 01:24:47,086
but to all of mankind,
1284
01:24:47,708 --> 01:24:50,382
something that future
generations must continue
1285
01:24:50,460 --> 01:24:51,962
to safeguard.
1286
01:24:52,504 --> 01:24:54,552
United, like a family.
1287
01:28:23,381 --> 01:28:24,803
Daddy?
1288
01:28:25,050 --> 01:28:26,768
Is this heaven?
1289
01:28:28,345 --> 01:28:30,188
Is that you, Dad?
1290
01:28:30,263 --> 01:28:31,981
Uh... Mr. Carson?
1291
01:28:32,140 --> 01:28:35,610
Gigs? What are you doing here,
without a helmet?
1292
01:28:35,769 --> 01:28:37,771
It turns out I don't need one, sir.
1293
01:28:37,938 --> 01:28:40,236
I'm an android. Gags made me.
1294
01:28:41,817 --> 01:28:43,364
Gigs, if you can see this,
1295
01:28:43,443 --> 01:28:45,946
it means your life is about to go out.
1296
01:28:46,112 --> 01:28:48,581
That's right, Gigs, you're an android.
1297
01:28:48,657 --> 01:28:50,125
I created you.
1298
01:28:50,992 --> 01:28:54,246
Oh, you poor little fellow.
You lost your daddy, too.
1299
01:28:54,412 --> 01:28:56,255
Yes, you killed him, sir.
1300
01:28:56,414 --> 01:28:58,963
Never mind, I forgive you.
1301
01:28:59,125 --> 01:29:01,002
You've got me now.
1302
01:29:04,130 --> 01:29:07,009
Gigs, can we turn the annoying bot off?
1303
01:29:07,175 --> 01:29:09,803
I can't, sir.
It has an infinite Helium-3 battery.
1304
01:29:09,928 --> 01:29:12,932
Mmm, great.
Who's the idiot who approved that?
1305
01:29:13,265 --> 01:29:14,767
It was you, sir.
1306
01:29:14,933 --> 01:29:16,150
Oh.
1307
01:29:16,601 --> 01:29:18,603
It was a good idea.
1308
01:29:20,604 --> 01:29:30,550
Improved By: Fidel33
Sub Upload Date: March 18, 2016