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♪ Fixed & Synced by bozxphd.Enjoy The Flick ♪
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Oh, great spirit of Halloween.
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I just really wanna know,
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why is Robert not calling me?
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Asshole.
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Hey, Beth.
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No, no, I'm fine.
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I just saw a guy standing
across the street,
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just staring at me, yeah,
it was really creepy.
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I'm sure it's nothing.
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No, no, I haven't heard
from Robert all night.
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Beth, let me call
you right back,
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I think someone is at the door.
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Hello?
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Hey, Beth.
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Yeah.
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Some creepy guy left
a VHS at my door.
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Yeah, a tape.
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I don't know,
some trick-or-treater
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with nothing better to do.
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Are you kidding,
of course I have a VCR.
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You know how much better
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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looks on VHS than Blu-ray?
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No, Blu-ray makes
everything look fake.
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Okay, well, have fun.
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I'll talk to you tomorrow.
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Okay, bye.
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When I was a little girl,
we used to
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plant pumpkins in our backyard.
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Did they have
pumpkins back then?
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Yeah, and they didn't cost
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25 fucking dollars either.
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Fucking!
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When can we go
trick-or-treating?
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Don't you wanna make our
jack-o'-lantern first?
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Why?
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So we can put it out
here on the front steps.
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Pumpkin soup, pumpkin bread,
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pumpkin pie...
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Maybe your mom can make you
pumpkin pancakes tomorrow.
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Why don't you take one of your
crayons and draw the face?
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You do it.
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Do you want a happy face?
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A scary face?
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Scary face!
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Excellent.
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So what we're gonna first,
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is cut a hole in the top.
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Why?
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So we can scoop out the insides.
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Like brains?
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Yes, like brains.
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Speaking of brains...
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Looks like Elliott's
working late again.
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When's Daddy coming over?
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Well, it better be
in the next 15 minutes
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or somebody is not
having a happy Halloween.
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Can pumpkins feel pain?
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Of course not.
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Like that lobster my dad threw
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in the boiling water that time?
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It screamed.
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Okay, so why don't you
scoop out the insides?
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Gross!
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You want me to do it?
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- No.
- Okay.
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So while you are doing that,
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I will separate the seeds.
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Why?
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So we can cook them.
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Brains.
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Good, now for the face.
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Watch your hands.
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Is that scary enough for you?
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Wow!
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Good.
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Okay, so why don't you grab me
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that candle over there?
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All right.
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Voila.
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Hey, guys, you got Elliott,
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I can't take your
phone call right now
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for whatever reason,
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but you already know
what to do with the beep,
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baby-boo, happy Halloweener.
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Do you think I'm stupid?
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Don't even bother coming over.
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And tell Angie Del-Frisco
I said, hi.
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Close your eyes.
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They're closed.
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Okay, now!
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Oh!
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It's supposed to scare you!
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I'm terrified.
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Do you want a pumpkin seed?
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Don't, honey, he'll choke.
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Here, here.
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Okay, cough, cough!
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Jack, cough!
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Jack?
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All right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Your mom is gonna kill me.
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Okay.
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Shut up, Oscar!
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Okay.
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What the...?
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Jack?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay, breathe, Jack.
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Jack!
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Trick or treat!
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Ho, excuse me buddy.
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Hello beautiful!
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Lizzy?
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Lizzy?
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Easy, girl!
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Trick or treat.
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Stay there.
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You be careful out there.
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Knock, knock,
knock, knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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Sam and Janet,
Sam and Janet who?
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Trick or treat?
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Aren't you all a little
late to be out this young?
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Especially with...
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Shh, I'll see what
I can find, shh!
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It's not much, I'm afraid.
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You should manage
more than anyone,
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you're the devil.
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Lucifer, Beelzebub,
the Horned One.
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Go away.
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Trick or treat.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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Go home,
there's nothing for you here.
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Do kids even know Halloween?
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Bad things happen
to trespassers.
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Kate, get down here!
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Trick or treat.
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I said scram,
don't make me come out there,
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go bother someone else
and leave us alone.
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Now get the hell of my property!
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Jack, they're kids.
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Maybe we should let...
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I think they're leaving.
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What if they need our help?
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Kate, it's not safe,
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we can't just open the
door for anyone anymore.
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They're kids.
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They're hungry, we have enough.
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No, we're not
taking that chance, not again!
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They could be infected,
they could be crazy
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for all we know, I mean,
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they think it's Halloween!
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I think it is Halloween.
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They're getting
nothing from us, Kate.
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We have to protect ourselves.
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From what?
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This?
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Everything is gonna be okay.
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I guess they're gone.
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I don't see them anymore.
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Good.
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Let them go harass someone else.
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Honey?
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Kate?
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Jack!
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Kate, Kate!
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Kate.
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Jack.
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Where's my wife,
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what did you do with my wife?
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What do you want, food?
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Take it,
just take it and get out.
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It's too late, Jack.
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It's too late, Jack.
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It's too late, Jack.
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Too late, Jack.
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Kate, Kate!
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Happy Halloween.
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Hey, relax.
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It always happens
this way, remember.
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It's not exactly
something you forget.
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That's it.
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So, go.
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It's looking good, Dad.
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It's not here.
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- What?
- The meat.
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It has to be,
you grabbed it, right?
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I don't know, I thought I did,
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it was right there on the table.
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Well, did you or didn't you?
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I thought I did!
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Christ, you said
you had the meat!
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I don't know, I don't know,
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I was scared, I was rushing.
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Unbelievable!
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We're fine.
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We'll figure this out.
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We're fucked.
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You've got to go out there.
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It's been years, Isaac,
he won't listen to me anymore,
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he'll listen to you,
you haven't missed a year.
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But this is your fault.
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- This is your offering!
- I know.
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Please.
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Be ready to go.
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Son...
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thank you.
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It's me!
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My father's here.
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But he made a mistake.
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There's no meat.
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It's a mistake, we're sorry.
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We'll bring double next time.
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Please, just take what's here.
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Please!
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Oh, my God.
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Forgive me.
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Open the door,
open the fucking door!
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- It won't open.
- What do you mean?
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It's jammed or something.
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For Christ's sake,
Dad, the door!
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Dad...
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He's coming soon, isn't he?
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Hi, this is Vanessa,
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I'm not home right now,
leave a message after the beep.
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Vanessa, hello?
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I've been sitting at
JB's for 45 minutes
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getting hit on by
the dregs of humanity
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and your ass is
nowhere to be seen.
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Hello?
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Vanessa?
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Oh, hey.
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I, uh, was just about to
take those stairs again.
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Looks like we're
the last ones, eh?
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Yeah, I think so,
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but I didn't realize
it was so late.
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Oh, yeah, well at least
we're getting out of here.
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Looks like I'm pulling
an all-nighter.
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Goddammit.
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These fucking things.
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I don't think that's gonna help.
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Just your luck, huh?
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Are you okay?
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Are you claustrophobic?
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Don't worry.
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There's plenty of room
in here to breathe.
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We'll be fine.
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I mean this happened
just last month,
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just give it a second and
it should reset itself.
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I think it might be a good
idea if you sit down.
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Is there something
I can do to help?
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No, no, I'll be fine.
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Well, I guess we're stuck
here until it resets itself.
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Or until somebody finds us.
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Sorry, bad habit.
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You're up on 26 aren't you?
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Yeah, I'm sure I've
seen you before.
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It's a shame what happened
to that girl from up there.
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Too bad.
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Hey...
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Don't you fucking move,
lock it down.
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Jesus.
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All right, Sam,
how did you get out of that?
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It's too early for my
dad to close his bar tab.
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Hey, Wheezy,
you're wheezing again.
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Yeah, forgot my inhaler.
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Wow, what's this?
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Step right up, step right up!
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For the one,
the only, Masochist!
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Relieve that tension,
take out that aggression,
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in a game so cruel it's cool.
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Give him what he wants,
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get what you want.
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What are the rules?
278
00:42:28,555 --> 00:42:31,123
Use anything you see,
279
00:42:31,125 --> 00:42:34,559
to make him bleed.
280
00:42:34,561 --> 00:42:36,060
Get enough blood,
281
00:42:36,227 --> 00:42:38,127
win yourself a bud.
282
00:42:38,129 --> 00:42:39,261
I'll give it a shot.
283
00:42:40,062 --> 00:42:41,796
You may be a winner
284
00:42:41,798 --> 00:42:43,898
by giving it to this sinner,
285
00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:46,400
take your pick, son,
take your pick.
286
00:42:46,968 --> 00:42:48,001
This one.
287
00:42:48,003 --> 00:42:52,738
Ah, pins for the sins.
288
00:42:55,141 --> 00:42:57,108
How about you?
289
00:42:57,909 --> 00:42:59,242
No thanks.
290
00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:01,544
Jesus, Sam,
stop being such a puss.
291
00:43:02,546 --> 00:43:03,712
I'll do it.
292
00:43:03,714 --> 00:43:05,980
Take your pick, take your pick.
293
00:43:07,048 --> 00:43:08,314
These.
294
00:43:08,915 --> 00:43:12,083
You can cross this
off your wish list.
295
00:43:12,918 --> 00:43:16,086
Now, give it to this masochist!
296
00:43:21,992 --> 00:43:23,758
Thanks, I needed that.
297
00:43:27,662 --> 00:43:30,162
Now I'm getting ticklish.
298
00:43:31,164 --> 00:43:32,230
Sam!
299
00:43:32,664 --> 00:43:34,665
Oh, my God, Dad!
300
00:43:34,667 --> 00:43:36,199
Sam, come on,
301
00:43:36,201 --> 00:43:37,667
help me get these off,
get me off of here!
302
00:43:37,669 --> 00:43:39,235
- Give him what he wants.
- Sam!
303
00:43:41,271 --> 00:43:42,738
Get what you want.
304
00:43:50,045 --> 00:43:51,578
You can win, Sam.
305
00:43:51,580 --> 00:43:53,512
Come on,
help me, get me off of here!
306
00:43:55,781 --> 00:43:58,115
Looks like we may have a winner,
307
00:43:58,117 --> 00:44:00,250
if he gives it to
No, Sam, don't do it!
308
00:44:00,252 --> 00:44:01,484
- This sinner!
- Sam, stop!
309
00:44:06,623 --> 00:44:08,022
Sam, just stop!
310
00:44:08,456 --> 00:44:10,857
Ah, stop, stop it, Sam!
311
00:44:14,462 --> 00:44:15,794
Sam, just stop!
312
00:44:15,796 --> 00:44:17,262
Quit crying like
a little girl, Dad.
313
00:44:17,429 --> 00:44:18,629
Where's your balls?
314
00:44:18,631 --> 00:44:20,864
Stop, Sam, I'm sorry, Sam...
315
00:44:27,536 --> 00:44:29,570
Sam, Sam, I'm sorry!
316
00:44:30,973 --> 00:44:33,106
Sam, Sam!
317
00:44:39,879 --> 00:44:41,279
Step right up, folks,
318
00:44:41,281 --> 00:44:44,314
a game so cruel
319
00:44:45,149 --> 00:44:46,849
it's cool.
320
00:46:27,345 --> 00:46:28,611
Max?
321
00:46:30,847 --> 00:46:32,614
You can't keep doing this.
322
00:46:38,353 --> 00:46:40,420
There's nothing to be scared of.
323
00:46:43,557 --> 00:46:44,924
Go back to bed.
324
00:46:49,595 --> 00:46:50,995
Come on, jump up.
325
00:46:55,767 --> 00:46:56,933
Empty.
326
00:47:03,105 --> 00:47:05,005
Messy, but no monster!
327
00:47:05,906 --> 00:47:07,907
- Come on.
- It ate my slipper.
328
00:47:07,909 --> 00:47:09,942
Monsters don't
eat slippers, under.
329
00:47:09,944 --> 00:47:11,376
What about the noise?
330
00:47:11,378 --> 00:47:14,112
Baby, it's just the wind.
331
00:47:14,114 --> 00:47:16,047
The entire house
has been sprayed
332
00:47:16,049 --> 00:47:18,482
and inspected for
anything bad, I promise.
333
00:47:19,116 --> 00:47:21,283
What happens when you
throw water on them?
334
00:47:21,450 --> 00:47:23,083
Monsters hate water.
335
00:47:33,359 --> 00:47:35,293
What did I say about
playing with those?
336
00:47:35,295 --> 00:47:37,528
- Not to.
- Give 'em.
337
00:47:48,939 --> 00:47:50,899
I'm gonna put this
right here, okay?
338
00:47:57,413 --> 00:47:58,946
Just close your eyes.
339
00:48:00,214 --> 00:48:02,548
And think happy, happy thoughts.
340
00:48:03,650 --> 00:48:05,530
And when you wake
up it'll be morning.
341
00:48:06,452 --> 00:48:07,652
Good night.
342
00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:17,627
Don't shut the door.
343
00:50:41,566 --> 00:50:42,732
Max?
344
00:50:45,836 --> 00:50:48,070
Max were you playing in
the guest room again?
345
00:50:48,072 --> 00:50:49,371
No.
346
00:50:49,839 --> 00:50:51,806
Really, then what's
around your neck?
347
00:51:09,491 --> 00:51:11,451
Mrs. Lieberman
called this morning,
348
00:51:11,525 --> 00:51:13,525
she said you're
telling stories again.
349
00:51:14,593 --> 00:51:16,160
Max, please look at me.
350
00:51:18,730 --> 00:51:21,364
You're giving Little Scotty
Michaels nightmares again.
351
00:51:21,366 --> 00:51:23,199
He's afraid of everything,
352
00:51:23,201 --> 00:51:25,434
he doesn't play in the
sandbox because he's afraid
353
00:51:25,436 --> 00:51:26,835
the worms are gonna eat him.
354
00:51:26,837 --> 00:51:28,837
Well, that doesn't
make it any less scary,
355
00:51:28,839 --> 00:51:30,738
he's still afraid
like you are at night.
356
00:51:30,740 --> 00:51:32,172
It's not the same.
357
00:51:32,606 --> 00:51:34,506
Well, how's it like?
358
00:51:35,407 --> 00:51:36,640
Max?
359
00:51:45,048 --> 00:51:46,281
You know, um,
360
00:51:46,582 --> 00:51:48,249
when you were still in diapers,
361
00:51:48,583 --> 00:51:50,951
we lived in this
100-year-old cabin,
362
00:51:51,252 --> 00:51:52,852
you should've seen
this place, Max.
363
00:51:53,186 --> 00:51:55,420
It was very different
from anything I knew.
364
00:51:55,422 --> 00:51:57,255
And on one really windy night,
365
00:51:57,257 --> 00:51:58,689
I put you down to sleep,
366
00:51:59,057 --> 00:52:01,691
and I heard these noises.
367
00:52:02,225 --> 00:52:03,892
Coming from outside the house
368
00:52:03,894 --> 00:52:05,493
and I got a little scared.
369
00:52:06,094 --> 00:52:07,761
So I checked that all
the doors were locked,
370
00:52:07,763 --> 00:52:08,862
and then I called your dad,
371
00:52:08,864 --> 00:52:09,963
but he didn't pick up.
372
00:52:10,564 --> 00:52:14,033
I lied in bed and
I tried closing my eyes,
373
00:52:14,035 --> 00:52:15,968
but I couldn't sleep,
374
00:52:15,970 --> 00:52:18,971
so I got up,
I looked out the window
375
00:52:18,973 --> 00:52:22,807
and I only saw darkness.
376
00:52:24,242 --> 00:52:27,944
And I remember that my heart
was beating so fast, Max,
377
00:52:27,946 --> 00:52:30,646
then my imagination
just started going wild,
378
00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:31,713
I was thinking,
379
00:52:32,281 --> 00:52:33,614
oh, gosh, what if someone's
trying to break in
380
00:52:33,616 --> 00:52:34,781
or maybe it's a
bear, or Bigfoot,
381
00:52:34,783 --> 00:52:36,149
or, I didn't know!
382
00:52:36,151 --> 00:52:37,817
And as the noises continued,
383
00:52:37,819 --> 00:52:39,985
I became more certain
that something was there,
384
00:52:39,987 --> 00:52:41,486
and it wasn't just
the wind, Max,
385
00:52:41,488 --> 00:52:43,287
and I knew that I needed
to stand my ground,
386
00:52:43,289 --> 00:52:44,721
because that's what your
father would've done
387
00:52:44,723 --> 00:52:45,855
if he were home, right?
388
00:52:46,289 --> 00:52:47,722
So I put my slippers on,
389
00:52:47,724 --> 00:52:49,090
I grabbed a flashlight
390
00:52:49,092 --> 00:52:50,558
and I walked outside.
391
00:52:50,825 --> 00:52:53,660
And my heart was pounding.
392
00:52:54,128 --> 00:52:56,496
Boom, boom.
393
00:52:57,130 --> 00:52:59,498
And then suddenly,
I saw two red eyes
394
00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:00,899
staring back at me,
395
00:53:00,901 --> 00:53:03,301
I pointed my
flashlight right at it
396
00:53:03,303 --> 00:53:04,568
and you know what I saw?
397
00:53:04,802 --> 00:53:05,968
What?
398
00:53:06,803 --> 00:53:09,538
A raccoon.
399
00:53:13,475 --> 00:53:14,708
No monster?
400
00:53:15,076 --> 00:53:19,412
No, it was just
this little raccoon,
401
00:53:19,414 --> 00:53:21,547
just playing with these
old milk containers.
402
00:55:36,047 --> 00:55:37,213
Holy mackerel!
403
00:55:47,055 --> 00:55:49,121
Yow!
404
00:55:54,093 --> 00:55:55,225
Time for bed.
405
00:56:00,564 --> 00:56:01,630
Come on.
406
00:56:13,309 --> 00:56:14,642
You've had a busy day.
407
00:56:17,312 --> 00:56:19,473
You're gonna sleep in
your room tonight, okay?
408
00:56:20,247 --> 00:56:21,380
Good night.
409
00:58:07,881 --> 00:58:09,081
Go away!
410
00:59:03,633 --> 00:59:05,800
Mom, Mom!
411
00:59:05,802 --> 00:59:08,169
Mom, Mom, wake up, Mom, wake up,
412
00:59:08,171 --> 00:59:09,737
Mom, hurry, hurry,
I caught it, Mom!
413
00:59:09,739 --> 00:59:11,505
Max, what's wrong, what's wrong?
414
00:59:11,507 --> 00:59:12,672
Hurry, come on,
come on, I caught it!
415
00:59:12,674 --> 00:59:13,739
What's wrong, Max?
416
00:59:13,741 --> 00:59:14,973
Max, what's wrong?
417
00:59:14,975 --> 00:59:15,974
It's under there.
418
00:59:15,976 --> 00:59:17,408
Why is the floor wet?
419
00:59:17,410 --> 00:59:20,477
- Mom!
- Max, stop it,
420
00:59:20,479 --> 00:59:22,011
there's no monster!
421
01:00:40,890 --> 01:00:42,123
Monster!
422
01:00:44,059 --> 01:00:45,392
We're coming for you.
423
01:00:47,928 --> 01:00:49,061
Did you hear that?
424
01:00:49,228 --> 01:00:50,394
Quick, this way.
425
01:00:50,396 --> 01:00:51,628
Here, get down.
426
01:00:53,897 --> 01:00:54,963
Okay.
427
01:00:56,265 --> 01:00:57,431
Put this on.
428
01:00:58,232 --> 01:00:59,298
Take this.
429
01:01:02,669 --> 01:01:04,002
You go near the nightstand,
430
01:01:04,336 --> 01:01:07,004
I'm gonna investigate
near the toy shelf,
431
01:01:07,006 --> 01:01:09,739
and we meet by your pillow
at 22 hundred hours, okay?
432
01:01:10,507 --> 01:01:11,840
What?
433
01:01:11,842 --> 01:01:13,942
Thirty seconds,
go, Max, go, go, go, go!
434
01:01:23,685 --> 01:01:24,918
Do you see anything?
435
01:01:26,053 --> 01:01:27,686
Uh, a few casualties,
436
01:01:27,688 --> 01:01:30,155
I think Stevie the
Bear is wounded!
437
01:01:30,422 --> 01:01:32,356
- Save him!
- Copy, copy!
438
01:01:34,092 --> 01:01:35,459
Quick, under the bed!
439
01:01:36,861 --> 01:01:38,361
The monster is under the bed!
440
01:01:58,013 --> 01:01:59,113
Did I get him?
441
01:02:03,484 --> 01:02:04,784
I think you did.
442
01:02:20,333 --> 01:02:21,566
Snug as a bug.
443
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:37,313
It's time for sleep.
444
01:02:42,051 --> 01:02:43,384
I love you.
445
01:02:43,386 --> 01:02:44,485
Good night.
446
01:03:00,366 --> 01:03:03,400
Mom!
447
01:03:47,439 --> 01:03:48,839
Motherfucker!
448
01:03:54,746 --> 01:03:55,878
Shut up!
449
01:05:39,674 --> 01:05:40,740
Trick or treat!
450
01:06:10,603 --> 01:06:11,970
Okay now.
451
01:06:12,938 --> 01:06:16,273
Come here, come here, come here.
452
01:06:16,275 --> 01:06:17,607
Yeah.
453
01:07:12,150 --> 01:07:13,750
Motherfucker!
454
01:07:19,289 --> 01:07:20,821
Oh, my God!
455
01:07:22,123 --> 01:07:25,592
This looks so amazing!
456
01:07:25,826 --> 01:07:28,661
Mr. Tricker you always have,
like, the best
457
01:07:28,663 --> 01:07:30,329
Halloween decorations!
458
01:07:30,830 --> 01:07:34,365
Oh, my gosh, this one is,
like, so real!
459
01:07:34,799 --> 01:07:37,100
It's, like...
460
01:07:37,102 --> 01:07:38,501
Is this a real person?
461
01:07:39,603 --> 01:07:42,338
I'm just kidding!
462
01:07:43,306 --> 01:07:47,108
I just love all this like
murder-y stuff and everything,
463
01:07:47,110 --> 01:07:49,443
it's, like, totally puts me
464
01:07:49,445 --> 01:07:51,778
in, like, the spirit of the day
465
01:07:51,780 --> 01:07:53,379
and that's, like,
what it's about,
466
01:07:53,381 --> 01:07:54,947
because it's Halloween,
and it's, like,
467
01:07:54,949 --> 01:07:56,548
sometimes we lose sight of,
like,
468
01:07:56,550 --> 01:07:58,616
what is Halloween about, so,
469
01:07:58,618 --> 01:08:00,284
thank you, Mr. Tricker.
470
01:08:00,286 --> 01:08:02,286
Awesome, well,
have a happy Halloween!
471
01:18:07,981 --> 01:18:09,214
Fuck this.
472
01:19:33,357 --> 01:19:34,423
Fucking, fucking!
473
01:19:34,425 --> 01:19:35,590
Yeah.
474
01:19:35,614 --> 01:19:51,614
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