1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:05,170 - ♪ 2 00:00:24,991 --> 00:00:26,392 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: Moving vans and boxes. 3 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:27,793 Packing and unpacking. 4 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:30,996 That's pretty much been my life for as long as I can remember. 5 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:33,265 My name is Davis Pell. 6 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:36,301 Because of my mom's job, we've had to move around a lot. 7 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:39,104 I only just moved to America from Australia. 8 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:40,339 When you're always the new kid, 9 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,074 it's pretty hard to make friends. 10 00:00:42,175 --> 00:00:46,211 Most of the time, it's just me hanging by myself. 11 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:48,380 Never having a chance to settle down can be a bit lonely, 12 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:51,617 but I've found ways to keep things-- 13 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:52,451 - MAN: Uh-aw! 14 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:53,585 - DAVIS: --interesting. 15 00:00:53,686 --> 00:00:54,953 Couldn't be. 16 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,321 - MAN: Oh-ah! 17 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:02,561 - ♪ 18 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:20,746 - Ah! 19 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:24,116 - Oooh! 20 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:26,518 - Rayzon, you followed me to America? 21 00:01:26,619 --> 00:01:28,320 - I would go anywhere to finally destroy you, 22 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:30,456 Davis Pell. 23 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:32,124 Even suburban Seattle. 24 00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:34,927 - Let's end this. 25 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:55,347 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: It's possible 26 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:59,051 I'm not the coolest guy in the world. 27 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:03,422 In fact, most people would say I'm kind of a dork. 28 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:04,656 And you know what? 29 00:02:04,757 --> 00:02:05,524 Uh! 30 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,126 They might have a point. 31 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:08,994 I mean, look at this. 32 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:12,397 I'm having an imaginary fight, and I'm losing. 33 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,068 But not anymore. 34 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:17,369 I'm at a new school. 35 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,371 Heck, I'm in a new country. 36 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:23,175 Things this year will be different. 37 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:24,610 I'm going to have friendS. 38 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:26,111 I'm gonna be popular. 39 00:02:26,212 --> 00:02:28,914 Maybe I'll even get a girlfriend for once. 40 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:30,182 Whatever it takes. 41 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:32,284 Starting this year, 42 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:36,755 Davis Pell isn't going to be a loser anymore. 43 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:39,892 Uh! 44 00:02:44,063 --> 00:02:45,564 - I think you got 'em. 45 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:52,704 - You didn't see all of that, did you? 46 00:02:52,805 --> 00:02:54,406 - I think I can safely say 47 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:59,811 I didn't see much as you and Rayzon did. 48 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:02,581 Rayzon. 49 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:03,415 - Yeah. 50 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:06,552 - Yeah. 51 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:09,454 So...you live next door? 52 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:12,558 - No, just a big fan of porch swings. 53 00:03:12,659 --> 00:03:17,296 Travelling the country porch swing to porch swing. 54 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:19,498 - I hope that works out for you. 55 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:21,700 - Wait! 56 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:25,003 Don't move! 57 00:03:25,104 --> 00:03:26,538 Shhhw. 58 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:34,680 There was one behind you. 59 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:35,914 - Thanks, Katniss. 60 00:03:36,015 --> 00:03:37,482 - No charge. 61 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,528 - Hey, I was wondering. 62 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:52,130 Maybe because I'm new in town and all that, 63 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,365 that maybe you could-- 64 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:57,436 - Uh, uh, uh, turn it around, ninja warrior. 65 00:03:57,537 --> 00:04:00,472 I don't date boys who play make-believe. 66 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:05,744 - Right, got it. 67 00:04:15,888 --> 00:04:19,424 You're probably wondering about the kaleidoscopes. 68 00:04:19,525 --> 00:04:20,959 My mom gets me one every time we move. 69 00:04:23,062 --> 00:04:25,564 Told you we moved a lot. 70 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:28,433 I've been collecting them since I was a kid. 71 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:30,535 I don't know what it is about them. 72 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:32,404 I guess I just like having something to show 73 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:34,273 for all the places that I've lived. 74 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:39,478 You also might have noticed that sometimes 75 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:42,114 I like to imagine stuff the way I'd want it to be 76 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:43,849 instead of how it really is. 77 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,818 You know, like daydreaming. 78 00:04:46,919 --> 00:04:48,387 Let's just say that my daydreams 79 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:51,823 are little more colorful than most. 80 00:04:51,924 --> 00:04:54,393 - ♪ 81 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,104 - Hi, honey. 82 00:05:06,205 --> 00:05:08,073 - Hey, mom. 83 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:10,642 - Are you excited to meet all your new classmates tomorrow? 84 00:05:10,743 --> 00:05:12,311 - Excited? 85 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:14,946 Um, have we met before? 86 00:05:17,016 --> 00:05:20,252 I'm sure you could have plenty of mates if you tried. 87 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:21,386 - Yeah. 88 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:23,622 Let me guess, if I just be myself. 89 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:26,191 - Oh, honey, it's high school. 90 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:29,561 Nobody's really themselves yet. 91 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:31,229 - Mm. 92 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:34,666 - Things will look brighter in the morning. 93 00:05:34,767 --> 00:05:36,568 - ♪ 94 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:47,946 - Yeah, you're right. 95 00:05:48,047 --> 00:05:49,614 Things do look much brighter. 96 00:05:53,252 --> 00:05:54,586 Here's your lunch. 97 00:05:57,924 --> 00:05:58,924 - Weird health food? 98 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,660 - With all your allergies, yes. 99 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:05,964 Oh, and... 100 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:06,865 Ta-da! 101 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,067 - Your lucky first day sweater. 102 00:06:09,168 --> 00:06:12,070 - No, mom, I thought you burned that. 103 00:06:12,171 --> 00:06:13,238 - You've worn it 104 00:06:13,339 --> 00:06:14,840 on your first day for the last five years. 105 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:17,476 - And every year has been a complete disaster. 106 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:19,778 It kind of defeats the purpose of having a lucky sweater, 107 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:20,746 now doesn't it? 108 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:22,314 It's horrible, and it's too small, ma. 109 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:23,115 I can't wear it. 110 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:24,282 - No, it's not. 111 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,386 It's perfect. 112 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:29,020 Your grandmother made it. 113 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:31,089 - And Nana is legally blind. 114 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:33,759 Mom, okay, I'm not wearing it. 115 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,901 I'm not. 116 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:46,471 - ♪ 117 00:06:52,044 --> 00:06:53,011 - Can I help you? 118 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:54,980 - I'm supposed to get a schedule. 119 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,615 - I'll pull it up for you. 120 00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:03,021 - Hi, everyone, I'm Caitlyn Crisp, 121 00:07:03,122 --> 00:07:06,425 reminding you that Forksley High is recycle friendly. 122 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:08,059 We can save the planet. 123 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,795 We only have one Earth, you guys. 124 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:12,431 So let's all pitch in and treat it right. 125 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:15,667 The Earth likes you, and I like you, too. 126 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:18,837 - ♪ 127 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,813 - What's that? 128 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:29,448 - Your schedule. 129 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:31,450 You just asked for it. 130 00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:37,255 - Thank you. 131 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:51,303 - Pull it together, Davis. 132 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:52,971 You can do this. 133 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,543 Sorry, Nana. 134 00:08:05,284 --> 00:08:06,051 - CAITLYN: Hi, everyone. 135 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:07,052 It's Caitlyn Crisp again. 136 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,154 And on this edition of "Caitlyn's World," 137 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:10,121 I'll be talking about 138 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:11,890 the hottest event of the season-- 139 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:14,960 this fall's Sweetheart Dance at Forksley High. 140 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:18,997 You don't want to miss a minute of it. 141 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:23,134 That last blog that you posted on your site was amazing. 142 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:24,369 - I know. 143 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:27,772 And I love that people love my videos. 144 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:31,309 But still, I can't help but feel like there's something missing. 145 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:32,577 - What do you mean? 146 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:34,446 - People in this school look to me 147 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:36,014 to make their life more fulfilling. 148 00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:38,483 And I just keep giving them more of the same. 149 00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:40,452 There's got to be something new. 150 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:46,291 - I want adventure. 151 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:47,125 - Uh! 152 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:48,360 - Excitement. 153 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:53,365 - Maybe even danger. 154 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:59,604 Ugh! 155 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:02,541 - ♪ 156 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:09,281 - DAVIS: Okay. 157 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,650 Let's do this. 158 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:13,084 - CAITLYN: I don't know what it is. 159 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:15,186 But I do know one thing. 160 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,923 It's out there waiting for me. 161 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,089 - Who are you? 162 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:52,357 - I'm new. 163 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:55,093 - Oh, the new guy. 164 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:57,696 You care to introduce yourself to the rest of the class? 165 00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:59,431 - No. 166 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:02,167 - Good, take a seat. 167 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,770 - ♪ 168 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:39,037 - ♪ 169 00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:44,342 - Here, let me help. 170 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:54,185 - Thanks. 171 00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:55,453 - Cool accent. 172 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:56,955 Is it real? 173 00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:59,190 - Why would I fake an accent? 174 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:01,359 - To sound cool. 175 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:03,161 - You think I sound cool? 176 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:10,035 - See you around. 177 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:12,037 There's definitely something interesting about him. 178 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:13,705 - GIRL: Love the accent. 179 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,068 - How did you do that? 180 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:20,004 - Do what? 181 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:21,106 - Hey. 182 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:22,607 Who are you? 183 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:26,911 - I--I--see ya. 184 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:31,382 - Who was that guy? 185 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,418 - I don't know. 186 00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:49,000 - CAITLYN: How did he get all the way down there? 187 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,075 - A vampire? 188 00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:58,009 - I'm telling you. 189 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,145 He didn't have a reflection. 190 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,247 I didn't see it with my own eyes. 191 00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:05,083 He could be exactly what I'm looking for. 192 00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:06,885 - What about Bon? 193 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:10,421 - The Bon's a little bit simple. 194 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:13,224 Not you, Bon, another Bon. 195 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:24,035 He's so mysterious. 196 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:28,473 - Look at him trying to eat human food. 197 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:31,976 - ALL: Aw. 198 00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:34,746 I have an idea. 199 00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:40,318 - Bon, does that pizza have garlic in it? 200 00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:42,153 - Yeah. 201 00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:44,823 - Perfect. 202 00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:48,026 I saw you weren't enjoying your food. 203 00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:51,362 You should have this instead. 204 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:54,065 - Wow, that's really nice of you and all, 205 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,434 but I--I can't actually eat that. 206 00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:57,402 I'm allergic. 207 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,037 - To the garlic? 208 00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:02,874 - Uh, well...yeah, and the cheese 209 00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:05,276 and the yeast and-- 210 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:07,278 basically the whole pizza. 211 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:10,682 - Yeah, but one little bite can't hurt. 212 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,151 - Yeah, I mean, one bite can't hurt that much. 213 00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:15,520 I mean, how allergic can I really be? 214 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,255 - Mm-hmm. 215 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,101 - Uh...it was delicious. 216 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,269 Thanks. 217 00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:48,519 - No, I don't like it. 218 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:49,687 - What, Bon? 219 00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:51,723 - The poster, I don't like. 220 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:55,126 - Uh, yeah, I don't like it either. 221 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,961 - Well, I guess you guys don't need me here for this. 222 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,596 I'm just gonna head out. 223 00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:00,832 - We should take it down. 224 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:01,866 - Yeah. 225 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:05,203 - Wait, wait, guys. 226 00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:06,604 We can talk about this, right? 227 00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:08,139 We can talk about this, please. 228 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,308 - Did you see how he reacted to the garlic? 229 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:11,276 - Everybody saw! 230 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,513 What happened to Bon and the guys? 231 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,317 Oh, no! 232 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:42,073 - Oh my gosh. 233 00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:44,509 - O-M-G, he's sparkling. 234 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,779 Pics or it didn't happen. 235 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:52,450 - You have to send that to me. 236 00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:59,257 - Oh my gosh. 237 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,125 - Wow. 238 00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:12,870 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: Oh, please. 239 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,339 Kill me now. 240 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,040 - Come with me. 241 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,714 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: Looks like I'm gonna get my wish. 242 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,082 She does plan on killing me. 243 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,084 Probably leave my body in the woods. 244 00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:28,886 - Do you feel like you can be honest with me? 245 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,989 - Uh...sure. 246 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:34,058 - You're pale and you dress strangely. 247 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,927 - Oh, you're starting with the honesty. 248 00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,429 - Tell me what you are. 249 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:40,365 - What do you mean? 250 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,166 - You're awkward. 251 00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,836 You really don't say anything interesting. 252 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:48,873 - Oh, you should be a motivational speaker. 253 00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:52,477 - But I find myself drawn to you. 254 00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:55,813 - What was that? 255 00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,148 - You don't have a reflection in the mirror. 256 00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:58,282 You can't eat normal food. 257 00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,618 And you sparkle in direct sunlight. 258 00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:02,253 - I sparkle? 259 00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:08,693 I'm sparkling. 260 00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:09,594 - Say it. 261 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,495 - Say what? 262 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:11,763 - I know what you are. 263 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:12,630 - You do? 264 00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:13,765 - Yes, I do. 265 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,067 Say it out loud. 266 00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:20,271 - Uh, I--I--I'm pale. 267 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,240 No reflection. 268 00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:27,211 Uh, sparkling...like a vampire. 269 00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:27,812 - Uh! 270 00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:29,447 It's true? 271 00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:35,787 - Sure. 272 00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,322 Please promise to meet me by the first tree 273 00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:40,625 at the school entrance at 8:30 tomorrow. 274 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:41,526 - Okay. 275 00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:50,301 Oh, boy. 276 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:51,702 I'm dead. 277 00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:17,261 You look so cool. 278 00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:19,864 - Thanks. 279 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,199 - Let's go in. 280 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,434 - We just walk in like in front of everyone? 281 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:24,569 - Mm-hmm. 282 00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,170 Come on. 283 00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:39,016 - CAITLYN: Oh, hi, Bon. 284 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,985 - BON: No way. 285 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,635 - Is it true? 286 00:18:57,736 --> 00:18:59,270 - Is it true? 287 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,544 What do you think? 288 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,885 - This is totally the most amazing thing 289 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,154 to ever happen at this cool. 290 00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:21,425 It's true, Davis Pell is a really, actually... 291 00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,161 a vampire. 292 00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:33,337 - Psst. 293 00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:38,843 Does this happen to you a lot? 294 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:40,111 Do you go to new schools and people think 295 00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:43,014 you're a supernatural creature? 296 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:47,285 Oh, were you Rocky Raccoon at your last school? 297 00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:51,289 - What makes you think I'm not really a vampire? 298 00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:54,292 - You act like you're 14, not 400. 299 00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:57,461 You go out during the day, which pretty much goes against 300 00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:59,864 the most basic tenant of vampire lure. 301 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:03,201 And you are in no way suave. 302 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:05,703 Oh, yeah, and vampires aren't real. 303 00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:23,387 Don't worry, I'm not going to say anything. 304 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:24,589 - Why not? 305 00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,658 - Because you're making everybody look like idiots. 306 00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:30,127 I kind of love that. 307 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,396 But some advice. 308 00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:33,898 You're going to have to step up your game 309 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:36,400 if you want to keep this up. 310 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:39,303 - ♪ 311 00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:05,162 - Ah! 312 00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,273 Ha! 313 00:21:24,816 --> 00:21:26,450 This isn't working. 314 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:30,488 Wah, wah, ha, ha! 315 00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:32,356 Ugh, no, no. 316 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:36,294 - ♪ 317 00:21:49,574 --> 00:21:50,374 - Hey, Vi. 318 00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:51,542 Thanks for helping me out with this. 319 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:52,710 You know, I've been up all night trying to figure 320 00:21:53,945 --> 00:21:56,180 - Well, I decided if you're going to make a mockery 321 00:21:56,281 --> 00:21:59,250 of my school's social order, then I want in. 322 00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:00,818 And you definitely need my help. 323 00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:02,086 - That's true. 324 00:22:02,187 --> 00:22:04,789 - Now, I'm going to get you looking the part, 325 00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:07,258 but you've got to get yourself sounding the part. 326 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:10,528 Talk to me like you're really a vampire. 327 00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:12,663 - Okay. 328 00:22:12,764 --> 00:22:16,567 I'm totally a vampire. 329 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:19,070 - What was that? 330 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,472 - It was a vampire. 331 00:22:21,573 --> 00:22:24,141 - For someone who already has an accent, 332 00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:26,410 you're terrible at accents. 333 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:29,347 - Okay, well, first off, I'm not the one with an accent. 334 00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:30,848 You are. - Oh. 335 00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:34,151 - And secondly, just tell me how I should sound. 336 00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:35,753 - Okay. 337 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:39,256 The modern vampire is more of a cross between 338 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,926 a constipated model and a freshman poetry major. 339 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:42,893 - What? 340 00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:45,096 - Okay, repeat after me. 341 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,864 You wouldn't understand. 342 00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:51,402 - You wouldn't understand. 343 00:22:51,503 --> 00:22:53,304 - More like you don't want to deal with anything. 344 00:22:53,405 --> 00:22:54,405 - Should it really be this much work 345 00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:55,973 to seem like I don't care? 346 00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:57,942 - For you, yes. 347 00:23:04,149 --> 00:23:06,117 - Thanks for helping me pick out all these clothes. 348 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,219 - No charge, Edward Cullen. 349 00:23:09,421 --> 00:23:11,188 Okay, how's the vampire voice coming? 350 00:23:11,289 --> 00:23:11,922 - Oh. 351 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,859 You wouldn't understand. 352 00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:16,761 Not bad. 353 00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:18,629 - Yeah? 354 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,231 So what else is there to know about vampires? 355 00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:21,599 Like I know all the regular stuff 356 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:25,236 like wooden stakes and sunlight and all that stuff. 357 00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:27,438 But what else? 358 00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:29,507 - There's a couple things. 359 00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:33,544 For instance, vampires are terrified of rabbits. 360 00:23:33,645 --> 00:23:36,347 They're incapable of singing "Happy Birthday." 361 00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:38,582 Oh, and this is an important one. 362 00:23:38,683 --> 00:23:41,419 If you beat a vampire in a staring contest, 363 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,654 it renders them powerless. 364 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:45,756 - A staring contest? - Mm-hmm. 365 00:23:45,857 --> 00:23:47,224 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 366 00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:48,492 - I don't believe you. 367 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:50,761 - Fine, you don't have to believe me. 368 00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:52,496 Here's proof. 369 00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:07,645 - Doh! 370 00:24:07,746 --> 00:24:08,245 Okay! 371 00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:10,748 - Okay, you win. 372 00:24:10,849 --> 00:24:13,184 But seriously, we really need to figure a way 373 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,052 we can sell this at school. 374 00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:16,987 - Don't worry. 375 00:24:17,088 --> 00:24:19,190 I have a few ideas. 376 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,625 Now you got the hair and the clothes. 377 00:24:21,726 --> 00:24:24,061 Okay, let's start with the basics. 378 00:24:24,162 --> 00:24:26,630 Wear these at all times. 379 00:24:26,731 --> 00:24:28,799 - ♪ 380 00:24:33,004 --> 00:24:35,806 - Perfect. 381 00:24:38,343 --> 00:24:39,310 - He showed me his fangs. 382 00:24:40,378 --> 00:24:41,712 - GIRL: It's just like Edward. 383 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:42,613 - Oops. 384 00:24:42,714 --> 00:24:45,883 - GIRL: Oh my gosh, he's so cute. 385 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:48,786 - Okay, vampires' eyes are always changing colors. 386 00:24:48,887 --> 00:24:52,223 So you're going to need to wear these contact lenses. 387 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:52,923 - GIRL: There he is. 388 00:24:53,024 --> 00:24:55,125 Turn around. 389 00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:56,060 Look at his eyes. 390 00:24:59,931 --> 00:25:02,700 - ♪ 391 00:25:02,801 --> 00:25:04,602 - And on this edition of "Caitlyn's World," 392 00:25:04,703 --> 00:25:09,406 Forksley High's very own bloodsucker Davis Pell. 393 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:10,908 - VI: Some vampires can fly. 394 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,810 So we've got to get you off the ground. 395 00:25:12,911 --> 00:25:13,978 - Look! 396 00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:17,848 - ♪ 397 00:25:17,949 --> 00:25:19,483 - Oh, yeah. 398 00:25:20,886 --> 00:25:21,852 - There's no way. 399 00:25:21,953 --> 00:25:24,855 - ♪ 400 00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:42,206 - How did he do that? 401 00:25:42,307 --> 00:25:46,911 - ♪ 402 00:25:47,012 --> 00:25:48,178 - CAITLYN: Today on "Caitlyn's World," 403 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,181 I have a story you can really sink your teeth into. 404 00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:54,151 Davis Pell, undead and loving it. 405 00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:56,120 How old are you? 406 00:25:57,856 --> 00:26:01,992 Time...is for those waiting to die. 407 00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:03,594 - So true. 408 00:26:03,695 --> 00:26:05,062 So true. 409 00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:09,033 And this week's winner of the smile contest is Davis Pell. 410 00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:12,836 Thanks to all my new followers for logging on to vote. 411 00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:15,706 Looking towards the future, will you be attending 412 00:26:15,807 --> 00:26:20,911 Forksley High's annual Sweetheart Dance? 413 00:26:21,012 --> 00:26:23,781 - If you'll be my date. 414 00:26:23,882 --> 00:26:24,782 - Of course. 415 00:26:26,017 --> 00:26:29,486 - ♪ 416 00:26:35,193 --> 00:26:36,560 ♪ So get your game on ♪ 417 00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:38,195 ♪ Get, get your game on ♪ 418 00:26:38,296 --> 00:26:41,932 ♪ 419 00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:56,413 ♪ So get your game on ♪ 420 00:26:56,514 --> 00:26:58,515 ♪ Get, get your game on ♪♪ 421 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,117 - This guy comes into our school, 422 00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:03,787 steals are girls, our friends, our pizza slices. 423 00:27:03,888 --> 00:27:04,688 Why? 424 00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:06,357 Because he's a vampire. 425 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,424 Well, I'm a quarterback. 426 00:27:07,525 --> 00:27:08,425 And I was here first. 427 00:27:08,526 --> 00:27:09,226 - Yeah! 428 00:27:09,327 --> 00:27:10,227 Let's go, baby! 429 00:27:10,328 --> 00:27:11,962 Whoo! 430 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,669 - I was more complaining. 431 00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:21,505 It wasn't really anything to get excited about. 432 00:27:21,606 --> 00:27:24,375 - You were using your huddle voice. 433 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:25,676 - Is that what I sound like? 434 00:27:25,777 --> 00:27:27,611 - Hey, I have an idea. 435 00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:30,414 I have this uncle who's way into vampires. 436 00:27:30,515 --> 00:27:31,382 He can maybe help us. 437 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:32,216 - Call him. 438 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,651 - Okay. 439 00:27:34,753 --> 00:27:36,987 But I have to warn you. 440 00:27:37,088 --> 00:27:37,888 He's a little weird. 441 00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:39,523 - Call him! 442 00:27:47,432 --> 00:27:49,133 - Hello? 443 00:27:49,234 --> 00:27:50,501 - BOY: Uncle Derrick? 444 00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:52,603 - Oh? 445 00:27:52,704 --> 00:27:58,042 - Is this...Baron Von Awesome? 446 00:28:00,979 --> 00:28:05,015 If what you're saying is true, and I have been noticing 447 00:28:05,116 --> 00:28:09,153 a number of signs indicating just such an occurrence, 448 00:28:09,254 --> 00:28:14,825 I will stalk the monster and I will kill it. 449 00:28:14,926 --> 00:28:16,660 - How do we know you can do it? 450 00:28:16,761 --> 00:28:18,495 What's your story? 451 00:28:18,596 --> 00:28:21,031 - My story? 452 00:28:27,138 --> 00:28:30,574 I was born in a graveyard at midnight. 453 00:28:30,675 --> 00:28:31,975 - Whoa. 454 00:28:32,077 --> 00:28:35,546 - And still an infant, I was abandoned. 455 00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:38,982 I found myself nursing from a mother emu. 456 00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:42,786 She took me in, and her family raised me as her own. 457 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:45,355 They taught me how to hunt. 458 00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:46,957 And how to kill. 459 00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:50,094 - What does any of this have to do with vampires? 460 00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:53,530 - My skills are vast, I assure you. 461 00:28:53,631 --> 00:28:56,834 I have the yellow belt in nine different forms of "ka-ra-tay," 462 00:28:56,935 --> 00:29:00,537 which technically makes me a third degree black belt. 463 00:29:00,638 --> 00:29:02,072 And I've defeated the game Castlevania, 464 00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:07,544 And I have seen the movie "Van Helsing" 47 times! 465 00:29:07,645 --> 00:29:09,246 And I hated that movie. 466 00:29:09,347 --> 00:29:10,848 - That--that's all great, 467 00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:12,649 but how is it going to help you get this guy? 468 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:16,754 Mark my words. 469 00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:19,423 I will hunt this creature down to the ends of the world. 470 00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:21,825 There is nowhere he can hide. 471 00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:25,362 - Finding him won't be a problem. 472 00:29:25,463 --> 00:29:26,930 - Excellent. 473 00:29:34,839 --> 00:29:36,840 - Which one is he? 474 00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:40,244 - He's right there. 475 00:29:40,345 --> 00:29:42,446 - Excellent. 476 00:29:42,547 --> 00:29:44,014 - So, what's your plan? 477 00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:46,316 - This container is filled with water 478 00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:49,787 caught from the base of the Carpathian Mountains. 479 00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:52,890 It is renowned for its vampire-killing properties. 480 00:29:52,991 --> 00:29:56,593 When I spill it on him, it's going to be poof... 481 00:29:56,694 --> 00:29:58,629 goodbye, vampire boy! 482 00:30:01,766 --> 00:30:03,167 - Sssh, sssh, sh, sh. 483 00:30:03,268 --> 00:30:04,768 Sssh. 484 00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:12,209 Hello! 485 00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:16,213 - Can I help you? 486 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:17,014 - Yeah. 487 00:30:17,115 --> 00:30:19,883 I am the water delivery person. 488 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:23,420 And I'm here to deliver the water. 489 00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:24,555 - TEACHER: No water here. 490 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:27,558 You probably want the teacher's lounge. 491 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:32,963 - Or perhaps--or perhaps it was right here! 492 00:30:34,065 --> 00:30:37,467 - Ah! 493 00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:38,869 Evil creature! 494 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:47,644 Drink this up you nasty, smelly thing from beyond! 495 00:30:47,745 --> 00:30:52,983 terror. 496 00:31:02,327 --> 00:31:03,126 Yeah. 497 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:10,400 - Mm. 498 00:31:10,501 --> 00:31:11,768 I guess we're gonna need a mop. 499 00:31:14,505 --> 00:31:16,707 - Hey, Vi. 500 00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:20,177 - So, this is what your lair looks like. 501 00:31:20,278 --> 00:31:23,447 I expected more candelabras and flowy curtains. 502 00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:25,249 - Ha, ha, very funny. 503 00:31:27,285 --> 00:31:31,655 - So...how do I look? 504 00:31:31,756 --> 00:31:35,225 - Not to feed your already rapidly growing ego, 505 00:31:35,326 --> 00:31:38,629 but you do look relatively presentable tonight. 506 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,364 - You're so sweet. 507 00:31:40,465 --> 00:31:41,231 - Mmm. 508 00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:48,605 So...what's with all the telescopes? 509 00:31:48,706 --> 00:31:52,442 - They're kaleidoscopes. 510 00:31:52,543 --> 00:31:54,378 - Why do you have all of them? 511 00:31:54,479 --> 00:31:57,881 - Oh, well, my mom gets me one every time we move. 512 00:31:57,982 --> 00:32:00,450 - Wow, you do move a lot. 513 00:32:01,953 --> 00:32:06,723 Yeah, I know it's weird, but it makes my mom happy, so... 514 00:32:06,824 --> 00:32:12,396 and actually, I--I kind of like them, too. 515 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:17,000 They're pretty much the only things I really have 516 00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:18,902 from all the places that I've lived. 517 00:32:26,244 --> 00:32:28,679 - I don't think they're weird at all. 518 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:30,080 I like them. 519 00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:33,317 They're cool. 520 00:32:33,418 --> 00:32:34,918 - Thanks. 521 00:32:41,192 --> 00:32:41,992 - So... 522 00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:47,731 You got your dancing shoes on? 523 00:32:47,832 --> 00:32:51,401 - I don't know about that one. 524 00:32:51,502 --> 00:32:53,737 - Oh, of course. 525 00:32:53,838 --> 00:32:55,072 Get over here. 526 00:32:55,173 --> 00:32:56,073 - What? Why? 527 00:32:56,174 --> 00:32:59,076 - I'm going to teach you how to slow dance. 528 00:32:59,177 --> 00:33:02,646 - What makes you think that I--? 529 00:33:02,747 --> 00:33:03,914 Okay. 530 00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:05,515 I don't know how to slow dance. 531 00:33:06,884 --> 00:33:08,452 Okay, so you're going to put your hands there. 532 00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:09,386 - Yeah. 533 00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:10,954 - And I'll put my hands there. 534 00:33:11,055 --> 00:33:13,423 You rock back and forth. 535 00:33:13,524 --> 00:33:15,125 You can start to spin. 536 00:33:15,226 --> 00:33:17,995 - Okay. 537 00:33:18,096 --> 00:33:20,764 - And you can occasionally look at the girl. 538 00:33:20,865 --> 00:33:22,199 Yeah. 539 00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:25,769 - Yeah. 540 00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:28,505 Am--am I doing it right? 541 00:33:28,606 --> 00:33:29,940 - Yeah. 542 00:33:30,041 --> 00:33:32,909 - ♪ 543 00:33:37,415 --> 00:33:39,182 - MOM: Davis, your girlfriend's here. 544 00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:54,331 - Bye. 545 00:33:54,432 --> 00:33:56,233 - Hey. 546 00:33:56,334 --> 00:33:59,069 You should come to the dance tonight. 547 00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:01,905 - Definitely not my scene. 548 00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:05,876 - There's a good chance I might make a fool of myself. 549 00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:08,545 - Slightly more tempting. 550 00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:12,082 - But alas, I don't have anything 551 00:34:12,183 --> 00:34:17,187 quite darling enough to wear to such an occasion. 552 00:34:17,288 --> 00:34:19,389 - Well, I'm sure you'd look good in anything you wore. 553 00:34:25,630 --> 00:34:27,497 Anyways, see ya. 554 00:34:33,604 --> 00:34:34,404 - CAITLYN: You look great. 555 00:34:34,505 --> 00:34:35,405 - DAVIS: Thanks. 556 00:34:35,506 --> 00:34:39,543 You, too. 557 00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:48,385 - ♪ 558 00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:56,893 - Let's go sit down. 559 00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:05,235 - ♪ 560 00:35:10,007 --> 00:35:14,644 - You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. 561 00:35:14,745 --> 00:35:16,580 - In all your lives? 562 00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:18,648 - Yes. 563 00:35:18,749 --> 00:35:20,584 In every single one of 'em. 564 00:35:24,589 --> 00:35:25,489 - That's not fair. 565 00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:26,223 That's my girl. 566 00:35:26,324 --> 00:35:27,190 - Okay. 567 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,892 You know I am the head cheerleader. 568 00:35:28,993 --> 00:35:30,360 - Quiet, Not Caitlyn. 569 00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:33,463 - Ugh! 570 00:35:33,564 --> 00:35:34,431 - Hey, hey. 571 00:35:34,532 --> 00:35:35,565 Check it out. 572 00:35:37,368 --> 00:35:38,468 Hello. 573 00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:45,842 - Oh, hey. 574 00:35:45,943 --> 00:35:47,110 Have you see Davis? 575 00:35:47,211 --> 00:35:48,311 - No. 576 00:35:48,412 --> 00:35:50,814 - Hello, everyone, can I have your attention, please? 577 00:35:50,915 --> 00:35:54,251 It is now time to announce the Sweetheart Couple. 578 00:35:54,352 --> 00:35:56,920 Now there were a lot of really cute couples this year. 579 00:35:57,021 --> 00:35:59,823 But unfortunately, there can only be one. 580 00:35:59,924 --> 00:36:04,761 This year's Mr. and Miss Sweetheart are... 581 00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:07,330 Caitlyn Crisp and Davis Pell! 582 00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:46,303 - And now for the spotlight dance. 583 00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:51,508 - ♪ 584 00:37:14,332 --> 00:37:16,166 - Ooh, my gosh, I love this song! 585 00:37:16,267 --> 00:37:18,335 I have to go get the girls. 586 00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:22,973 - ♪ 587 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:26,610 ♪ Buckle up and hold on tight ♪ 588 00:37:26,711 --> 00:37:32,782 ♪ All abroad on this endless ride to forever ♪ 589 00:37:32,883 --> 00:37:38,221 ♪ Until forever ♪ 590 00:37:38,322 --> 00:37:41,625 ♪ Every night I feel so alive ♪ 591 00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:44,694 ♪ These are the signs of the endless night ♪ 592 00:37:44,795 --> 00:37:48,031 ♪ Forever ♪ 593 00:37:48,132 --> 00:37:50,800 ♪ Until forever ♪ 594 00:37:50,901 --> 00:37:53,503 ♪ 595 00:38:17,061 --> 00:38:19,162 - Why aren't you doing anything? 596 00:38:19,263 --> 00:38:20,997 - This guy is a clever one. 597 00:38:21,098 --> 00:38:22,432 My plan is to study him 598 00:38:22,533 --> 00:38:23,433 and then destroy him! 599 00:38:23,534 --> 00:38:25,769 - Oh, you are so fired! 600 00:38:25,870 --> 00:38:30,573 - ♪ 601 00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:33,643 ♪ Forever ♪ 602 00:38:33,744 --> 00:38:36,313 ♪ Until forever ♪ 603 00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:37,981 ♪ And ever ♪ 604 00:38:38,082 --> 00:38:40,350 ♪ And ever ♪ 605 00:38:40,451 --> 00:38:46,089 ♪♪ 606 00:39:14,118 --> 00:39:15,652 - CAITLYN: Tonight was so much fun. 607 00:39:15,753 --> 00:39:18,755 - Yeah, it was the best. 608 00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:22,459 Caitlyn, there's something I need to talk to you about. 609 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:23,560 - Oh, no, not tonight. 610 00:39:23,661 --> 00:39:25,261 Uh, I'm exhausted. 611 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:26,896 Let's talk about it tomorrow, okay? 612 00:39:26,997 --> 00:39:29,499 - No, no, no. 613 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:30,734 It's important. 614 00:39:30,835 --> 00:39:32,736 And I've been meaning to tell you this for a while now, 615 00:39:32,837 --> 00:39:35,071 I just didn't know how. 616 00:39:35,172 --> 00:39:36,539 - You want to make our relationship official? 617 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:37,407 - No. 618 00:39:37,508 --> 00:39:41,010 No, I mean, yes, of course I do. 619 00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:41,878 It's just that-- 620 00:39:41,979 --> 00:39:42,879 - No, no, no, no. 621 00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:44,080 I'm too excited. 622 00:39:44,181 --> 00:39:45,415 I have to go tell the girls. 623 00:39:46,851 --> 00:39:48,885 Come over to my house on Friday, and we'll go over everything, 624 00:39:48,986 --> 00:39:51,588 okay? 625 00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:52,389 - Yeah. 626 00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:53,690 Okay, great. 627 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:11,107 - GIRL: Do you really think that Caitlyn's 628 00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:12,542 going to go through with it? 629 00:40:12,643 --> 00:40:13,710 - Why wouldn't she? 630 00:40:13,811 --> 00:40:14,711 Wouldn't you? 631 00:40:15,846 --> 00:40:19,382 It's like the coolest thing to happen to anyone. 632 00:40:19,483 --> 00:40:23,086 - I can't believe Davis Pell is going to turn Caitlyn Crisp 633 00:40:23,187 --> 00:40:25,221 into a vampire. 634 00:40:25,322 --> 00:40:27,090 I'm so jealous. 635 00:40:33,631 --> 00:40:35,265 - Caitlyn is telling everybody that you're going to turn her 636 00:40:35,366 --> 00:40:36,933 into a vampire on Friday. 637 00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:38,168 - What? 638 00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:39,836 Oh, come on, she can't actually believe that. 639 00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:42,672 - Uh, you're talking about the girl that already believes 640 00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:44,607 you're a real-life vampire. 641 00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:47,644 She's expecting you to bite her on the neck 642 00:40:47,745 --> 00:40:49,746 and turn her into a vampire. 643 00:40:49,847 --> 00:40:50,914 You can't let this go on. 644 00:40:51,015 --> 00:40:51,948 It's too far. 645 00:40:52,049 --> 00:40:53,082 - I tried to tell her. 646 00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:56,186 - But you didn't. 647 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:58,354 - I thought we were having fun. 648 00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:02,892 - Davis, you're the only one who's having fun anymore. 649 00:41:02,993 --> 00:41:04,594 - Oh, I see now. 650 00:41:04,695 --> 00:41:05,895 You're jealous. 651 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:08,631 You think I'm jealous of Caitlyn? 652 00:41:08,732 --> 00:41:09,732 - No. 653 00:41:09,834 --> 00:41:12,335 I think you're jealous of me for being popular. 654 00:41:12,436 --> 00:41:16,105 Why would you be jealous of Caitlyn? 655 00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:18,208 - No reason. 656 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,243 No reason at all. 657 00:41:20,344 --> 00:41:22,412 Have a great time Friday night. 658 00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:35,558 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: Okay, here we go. 659 00:41:36,861 --> 00:41:38,228 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: I don't know what I'm worrying about. 660 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:39,863 I mean, she likes me, right? 661 00:41:39,964 --> 00:41:41,431 I can just confess, 662 00:41:41,532 --> 00:41:43,466 and we can put all of this behind us. 663 00:41:48,739 --> 00:41:50,340 Hey, Caitlyn. 664 00:41:50,441 --> 00:41:53,643 I've got something to confess to you. 665 00:41:53,744 --> 00:41:57,313 I'm not really a vampire. 666 00:41:57,414 --> 00:41:58,748 - Oh, Davis. 667 00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:00,517 I don't care about that. 668 00:42:00,618 --> 00:42:02,485 I like you for you. 669 00:42:02,586 --> 00:42:04,120 Now kiss me. 670 00:42:11,128 --> 00:42:13,429 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: Come on, Davis, hold it together. 671 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:16,165 Just tell her the truth, and everything will be fine. 672 00:42:16,267 --> 00:42:18,001 Besides, she can't really think 673 00:42:18,102 --> 00:42:19,636 I'm going to turn her into a vampire. 674 00:42:24,608 --> 00:42:26,109 Uh-oh. 675 00:42:36,353 --> 00:42:38,922 It looks like you've got a nice place here. 676 00:42:39,023 --> 00:42:40,757 If I could actually see anything. 677 00:42:40,858 --> 00:42:42,458 - Come. 678 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,327 - Caitlyn, there's--there's something 679 00:42:44,428 --> 00:42:46,563 I've been meaning to tell you. 680 00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:11,721 - Bite me. 681 00:43:11,822 --> 00:43:14,357 - Uh, well...you see, 682 00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:16,192 there's something that I really need to tell you. 683 00:43:16,293 --> 00:43:18,895 - Ssh, don't spoil the moment with your talking. 684 00:43:18,996 --> 00:43:20,363 Just do it. 685 00:43:23,033 --> 00:43:24,500 - Okay. 686 00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:36,746 Ugh, Caitlyn, there's a whole bunch of people here. 687 00:43:38,749 --> 00:43:39,882 - Mm-hmm. 688 00:43:39,984 --> 00:43:41,551 Better not disappoint. 689 00:43:49,994 --> 00:43:51,961 - I have to pee. 690 00:44:19,423 --> 00:44:20,256 - Ready? 691 00:44:21,458 --> 00:44:22,659 - Mm-mm. 692 00:44:35,372 --> 00:44:38,141 - How does it feel? 693 00:44:38,242 --> 00:44:40,943 - It doesn't really feel like anything. 694 00:44:41,045 --> 00:44:43,079 - Uh, that's how it's supposed to feel. 695 00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:44,380 That means it's working. 696 00:44:44,481 --> 00:44:47,216 That means it's working! 697 00:44:47,317 --> 00:44:50,053 - GIRL: You didn't even bite her. 698 00:44:50,154 --> 00:44:52,021 - He can't turn her. 699 00:44:52,122 --> 00:44:53,790 - May--maybe it just didn't take. 700 00:44:53,891 --> 00:44:54,557 I'll try again. 701 00:44:54,658 --> 00:44:55,692 Let me try again. 702 00:45:06,103 --> 00:45:07,637 - It's ketchup. 703 00:45:07,738 --> 00:45:08,638 I knew it. 704 00:45:08,739 --> 00:45:10,840 He's a liar! 705 00:45:10,941 --> 00:45:12,709 He's a faker! 706 00:45:12,810 --> 00:45:14,277 - DAVIS: Dude, it was just a joke. 707 00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:16,979 Guys, it's just me Davis. 708 00:45:17,081 --> 00:45:18,948 It's just me Davis, guys. 709 00:45:19,049 --> 00:45:20,316 It's just me Davis. 710 00:45:20,417 --> 00:45:22,018 Guys, I was joking. 711 00:45:22,119 --> 00:45:23,119 It was a joke. 712 00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:24,120 We can talk about this, right? 713 00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:27,123 Can't you take a joke? 714 00:45:29,293 --> 00:45:32,061 - I guess he wasn't a vampire after all. 715 00:45:32,162 --> 00:45:33,830 Come on. 716 00:45:33,931 --> 00:45:36,833 - ♪ 717 00:45:36,934 --> 00:45:40,002 - That is just what he wants you to think. 718 00:45:40,104 --> 00:45:42,071 His time will come. 719 00:46:02,159 --> 00:46:03,760 - Hey, honey. 720 00:46:03,861 --> 00:46:04,293 - DAVIS: 721 00:46:04,394 --> 00:46:05,528 - You okay? 722 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,534 - Yeah. 723 00:46:11,635 --> 00:46:14,370 I'm just gonna go to bed. 724 00:46:14,471 --> 00:46:15,304 - Are you sure you're all right? 725 00:46:15,405 --> 00:46:18,841 - DAVIS: Yes, mom, I'm fine. 726 00:46:21,044 --> 00:46:24,147 I know it's tough on you sometimes 727 00:46:24,248 --> 00:46:29,418 with all the moving and the changes. 728 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:33,156 I am sorry you have to go through that all the time. 729 00:46:33,257 --> 00:46:34,624 - Okay. 730 00:46:34,725 --> 00:46:35,958 Thanks. 731 00:46:52,843 --> 00:46:53,743 - Do you know why 732 00:46:53,844 --> 00:46:57,747 I get you a kaleidoscope every time we move? 733 00:46:57,848 --> 00:46:59,849 - Why, mom? 734 00:46:59,950 --> 00:47:03,986 - Because you look in it, and it's beautiful. 735 00:47:06,757 --> 00:47:11,861 But the slightest turn of the wheel... 736 00:47:11,962 --> 00:47:17,099 can change everything. 737 00:47:17,201 --> 00:47:20,102 Thing is, that change 738 00:47:20,204 --> 00:47:23,206 can be beautiful, too. 739 00:47:23,307 --> 00:47:24,841 Sometimes maybe even more beautiful 740 00:47:24,942 --> 00:47:27,310 than it was before. 741 00:47:27,411 --> 00:47:30,246 - This change stinks. 742 00:47:30,347 --> 00:47:33,916 - I know. 743 00:47:34,017 --> 00:47:37,386 You know, with everything that's happened since you arrived, 744 00:47:37,487 --> 00:47:40,323 I'm sure there's something here 745 00:47:40,424 --> 00:47:43,659 you think is beautiful. 746 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:48,130 - ♪ 747 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:18,694 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: Have you ever really 748 00:48:18,795 --> 00:48:20,630 not wanted to go to school? 749 00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:24,133 Like you have a zit or a test you didn't study for? 750 00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:26,669 - Loser! 751 00:48:26,770 --> 00:48:28,771 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: This was like all those times combined. 752 00:48:28,872 --> 00:48:29,805 - Liar! 753 00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:34,176 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: Times like 40 billion. 754 00:48:34,278 --> 00:48:35,645 - Jerk! 755 00:48:49,559 --> 00:48:51,327 - Okay, it sounds great. 756 00:48:51,428 --> 00:48:52,595 - Okay, stop it right there. 757 00:48:52,696 --> 00:48:54,497 Yeah, no, add that to the second clip. 758 00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:55,932 - Like a vampire. 759 00:48:56,033 --> 00:48:56,866 - It's true? 760 00:48:56,967 --> 00:48:58,267 - Yeah. 761 00:48:58,368 --> 00:48:59,502 - CAITLYN: Play it back. 762 00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:01,504 Please promise to meet me by the first tree-- 763 00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:05,174 - Hey, Caitlyn. 764 00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:07,610 - What are you doing here? 765 00:49:07,711 --> 00:49:09,712 - I don't remember there being any cameras there. 766 00:49:09,813 --> 00:49:11,514 What are you working on? 767 00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:13,249 - Nothing. 768 00:49:13,350 --> 00:49:14,817 It has nothing to do with you. 769 00:49:14,918 --> 00:49:16,252 - I'm not too sure that's true. 770 00:49:16,353 --> 00:49:17,153 - Would you just go? 771 00:49:17,254 --> 00:49:19,322 I can't even look at you. 772 00:49:20,724 --> 00:49:24,060 - DAVIS: Okay, I just--I just wanted to tell you 773 00:49:24,161 --> 00:49:28,264 that what I did was wrong, and I'm a complete goon. 774 00:49:28,365 --> 00:49:33,002 And...I'm sorry. 775 00:49:33,103 --> 00:49:37,773 - No, Davis, I'm sorry...for you. 776 00:49:37,874 --> 00:49:40,042 You're a sad person, and you should go. 777 00:49:45,382 --> 00:49:46,849 - Yeah. 778 00:49:53,457 --> 00:49:54,590 - CAITLYN: Get back to work. 779 00:49:54,691 --> 00:49:56,292 I'm gonna check my site. 780 00:49:56,393 --> 00:49:57,460 Oh my gosh! 781 00:49:57,561 --> 00:49:58,995 Ten thousand subscribers! 782 00:49:59,096 --> 00:49:59,996 I've gone national! 783 00:50:02,432 --> 00:50:04,233 - Oh, I just lost one. 784 00:50:22,252 --> 00:50:23,452 - Psst, hey. 785 00:50:23,553 --> 00:50:25,087 - What do you want? 786 00:50:25,188 --> 00:50:27,656 Need more footage of me acting like a jerk? 787 00:50:27,758 --> 00:50:30,359 - No, I've got plenty of that. 788 00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:31,861 I want to give you something. 789 00:50:36,266 --> 00:50:37,199 - What is it? 790 00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:38,300 - Just watch. 791 00:50:38,402 --> 00:50:40,403 It'll help you, believe me. 792 00:50:40,504 --> 00:50:42,338 - Why are you helping me? 793 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:49,078 I too know what it's like to try to be someone you're not 794 00:50:49,179 --> 00:50:50,913 for a woman's affections. 795 00:50:51,014 --> 00:50:53,682 - For Rita? 796 00:50:53,784 --> 00:50:56,385 - I like her, but I hate video cameras. 797 00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:17,273 - Cut. 798 00:51:17,941 --> 00:51:19,208 - BOY: Yeah, I got it. 799 00:51:19,309 --> 00:51:21,677 - You better have, because I'm not doing it again. 800 00:51:21,778 --> 00:51:25,047 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: Here it was, the ugly truth. 801 00:51:25,148 --> 00:51:27,883 And no daydream could ever cover it up. 802 00:51:27,984 --> 00:51:30,586 What I saw in that video was so shocking, 803 00:51:30,687 --> 00:51:33,289 so mind blowing, so life altering, 804 00:51:33,390 --> 00:51:36,692 if I ever hope to show my face at that school again, 805 00:51:36,793 --> 00:51:39,628 I had to show everyone what I had just seen. 806 00:51:39,729 --> 00:51:42,498 I had to fix everything. 807 00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:45,234 But how? 808 00:51:45,335 --> 00:51:48,137 - ♪ 809 00:52:11,561 --> 00:52:13,929 - MAN: Whoo-ha-ha-ha! 810 00:52:14,030 --> 00:52:15,197 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: I had set a plan in motion 811 00:52:15,298 --> 00:52:16,832 for the Creepy Carnival. 812 00:52:16,933 --> 00:52:20,202 And I had just the right costume. 813 00:52:20,303 --> 00:52:24,773 Actually, it was my only costume. 814 00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:25,875 - Ooh. 815 00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:29,578 - DAS GH: Now it was go time. 816 00:52:29,679 --> 00:52:31,580 But first things first. 817 00:52:31,681 --> 00:52:34,917 - ♪ 818 00:52:41,892 --> 00:52:42,992 - Dracula? 819 00:52:43,093 --> 00:52:44,560 Really? 820 00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:46,562 - Don't be afraid. 821 00:52:46,663 --> 00:52:49,765 I'm not actually a vampire. 822 00:52:49,866 --> 00:52:51,400 - I gotta get back to the haunted house. 823 00:52:51,501 --> 00:52:53,102 - No, wait. 824 00:52:55,138 --> 00:52:57,439 I just wanted to tell you that 825 00:52:57,541 --> 00:52:59,542 when I started doing all of this, 826 00:52:59,643 --> 00:53:02,778 all this pretending... 827 00:53:02,879 --> 00:53:04,346 I thought it'd be the only way 828 00:53:04,447 --> 00:53:06,982 that I'd finally get some real friends. 829 00:53:07,083 --> 00:53:08,984 - I'd say you made plenty. 830 00:53:09,085 --> 00:53:12,021 - No. 831 00:53:12,122 --> 00:53:13,722 Just one. 832 00:53:27,237 --> 00:53:30,105 Here, I want you to have this. 833 00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:44,620 Anyways, I'll--I'll talk to you later. 834 00:54:09,012 --> 00:54:13,048 "Sometimes I pretend things are what they really aren't. 835 00:54:13,149 --> 00:54:15,951 "But with you, I don't need to pretend. 836 00:54:16,052 --> 00:54:18,754 "You make real life way better than make believe. 837 00:54:18,855 --> 00:54:20,589 Davis." 838 00:54:35,605 --> 00:54:36,739 - Hi, everyone. 839 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:39,642 And welcome to Forksley High's Creepy Carnival. 840 00:54:39,743 --> 00:54:40,976 Tonight, we'll be showing 841 00:54:41,077 --> 00:54:43,178 "The Revenge of the Creature from the Black Lagoon." 842 00:54:46,650 --> 00:54:47,483 - What are you doing here? 843 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:53,455 - Everyone, I've got something to tell you. 844 00:54:53,556 --> 00:54:55,524 I have something to show you. 845 00:54:59,329 --> 00:55:01,163 - Liar! 846 00:55:01,264 --> 00:55:02,564 - Liar! 847 00:55:02,666 --> 00:55:03,966 - Loser! 848 00:55:04,067 --> 00:55:06,368 - Loser! 849 00:55:06,469 --> 00:55:08,837 Lame-o! 850 00:55:08,938 --> 00:55:13,008 Those are all names that I deserve to be called. 851 00:55:13,109 --> 00:55:15,077 And those are just the Ls. 852 00:55:15,178 --> 00:55:19,648 I owe all of you a sincere apology. 853 00:55:19,749 --> 00:55:22,618 Except for one person. 854 00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:24,353 Caitlyn Crisp. 855 00:55:25,789 --> 00:55:30,392 - Caitlyn Crisp has used and lied to every single one of us. 856 00:55:30,493 --> 00:55:32,995 And I have proof. 857 00:55:33,096 --> 00:55:36,565 This is what Caitlyn Crisp really is. 858 00:55:36,666 --> 00:55:39,368 - ♪ 859 00:55:47,577 --> 00:55:50,112 - Okay, that's--that's obviously not Caitlyn Crisp. 860 00:55:50,213 --> 00:55:53,816 That is the Creature from the Black Lagoon. 861 00:55:53,917 --> 00:55:55,451 Looks pretty good. 862 00:55:55,552 --> 00:55:59,221 - I don't know what this hurtful liar is trying to prove, 863 00:55:59,322 --> 00:56:01,824 but we can all agree it's pathetic. 864 00:56:07,163 --> 00:56:07,863 - Cut. 865 00:56:07,964 --> 00:56:08,697 Did you get that? 866 00:56:08,798 --> 00:56:09,531 - BOY: Yeah, I got it. 867 00:56:09,632 --> 00:56:10,666 - Is that thing off? 868 00:56:10,767 --> 00:56:11,433 - BOY: I turned it off. 869 00:56:11,534 --> 00:56:13,402 - Good. 870 00:56:13,503 --> 00:56:16,171 You know, I just can't stop thinking about all these idiots 871 00:56:16,272 --> 00:56:19,308 who actually believe this vampire stuff is real. 872 00:56:19,409 --> 00:56:23,579 What a bunch of boosers and followers. 873 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,280 - What? 874 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:28,550 - Are you helping Davis take down Caitlyn? 875 00:56:28,651 --> 00:56:31,220 - Kinda. 876 00:56:31,321 --> 00:56:34,923 - I didn't think you had it in you. 877 00:56:35,024 --> 00:56:36,258 - Of course all the students at school are sheep 878 00:56:36,359 --> 00:56:37,893 who will do anything I say anyway. 879 00:56:37,994 --> 00:56:40,195 Oh, no, no, no. 880 00:56:40,296 --> 00:56:43,632 Bon, stop him. 881 00:56:44,634 --> 00:56:45,501 - Wait. 882 00:56:45,602 --> 00:56:47,202 - It's Bon, again. 883 00:56:47,303 --> 00:56:48,003 Oh, no. 884 00:56:48,104 --> 00:56:49,037 When are you going to realize 885 00:56:49,139 --> 00:56:50,472 you're just high-school arm candy? 886 00:56:50,573 --> 00:56:52,374 What an idiot. 887 00:56:52,475 --> 00:56:53,342 End call. 888 00:56:53,443 --> 00:56:54,643 Okay. 889 00:56:54,744 --> 00:56:55,944 Ah! 890 00:56:56,045 --> 00:56:59,982 - This is your beloved Caitlyn. 891 00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:02,151 She has made a fool out of all of us. 892 00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:03,285 - CAITLYN: That's not true. 893 00:57:03,386 --> 00:57:04,319 The great thing 894 00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:05,954 about high school being a popularity contest-- 895 00:57:06,055 --> 00:57:07,890 the rules are written by the winners. 896 00:57:07,991 --> 00:57:09,425 That's not what I meant. 897 00:57:09,526 --> 00:57:13,328 Oh, stop it! 898 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:16,031 Agh! 899 00:57:25,909 --> 00:57:27,810 - I don't know how he did this. 900 00:57:27,911 --> 00:57:30,946 But you guys know I would never say anything bad about you. 901 00:57:31,047 --> 00:57:35,184 You're all my friends, and I adore you. 902 00:57:53,269 --> 00:57:54,470 - Hey, guys. 903 00:57:54,571 --> 00:57:55,170 Guys! 904 00:57:55,271 --> 00:57:55,804 Listen! 905 00:57:55,905 --> 00:57:57,272 Hey, listen! 906 00:58:02,679 --> 00:58:06,381 - This is high school, okay? 907 00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:10,586 No one really knows who they are yet. 908 00:58:10,687 --> 00:58:14,423 And we're all still trying to figure things out. 909 00:58:14,524 --> 00:58:19,461 I mean, you guys hated me like two minutes ago. 910 00:58:19,562 --> 00:58:21,897 And I don't blame you. 911 00:58:21,998 --> 00:58:24,166 Because I pretended to be something I wasn't 912 00:58:24,267 --> 00:58:30,405 so that you would like me, and I'm so sorry. 913 00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:33,208 But take a look at yourselves for a second. 914 00:58:33,309 --> 00:58:38,247 Is it any different for you? 915 00:58:38,348 --> 00:58:44,052 I mean, Caitlyn Crisp is no more Miss Perfect than I am a-- 916 00:58:44,153 --> 00:58:47,489 - Bloodsucker! 917 00:58:47,590 --> 00:58:52,060 - Look, that's our water delivery guy. 918 00:58:52,161 --> 00:58:53,028 - Who are you? 919 00:58:53,129 --> 00:58:54,963 - I am your arch nemesis. 920 00:58:55,064 --> 00:58:57,032 - Okay. 921 00:58:57,133 --> 00:59:00,002 - I'm Baron Von Awesome, a vampire hunter. 922 00:59:00,103 --> 00:59:02,037 - Dude, that's, uh, Stewart's uncle. 923 00:59:02,138 --> 00:59:03,572 He still thinks you're a vampire. 924 00:59:03,673 --> 00:59:04,840 He wants to kill you. 925 00:59:04,941 --> 00:59:06,575 - What? 926 00:59:06,676 --> 00:59:08,677 I think it's been pretty well established 927 00:59:08,778 --> 00:59:11,847 that I'm not an actual vampire. 928 00:59:11,948 --> 00:59:13,715 I was getting way meaningful down here. 929 00:59:15,485 --> 00:59:18,620 It is not wise to ignore me, creature. 930 00:59:18,721 --> 00:59:22,524 Especially when... 931 00:59:22,625 --> 00:59:25,661 I have your girlfriend. 932 00:59:25,762 --> 00:59:26,828 - Vi! 933 00:59:29,599 --> 00:59:30,432 - Where does that door go? 934 00:59:30,533 --> 00:59:32,134 - Uh, the roof. 935 00:59:32,235 --> 00:59:34,303 - ♪ 936 00:59:47,450 --> 00:59:49,851 - Come, demon, face your fate! 937 00:59:49,953 --> 00:59:51,153 - What are you talking about? 938 00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:52,921 There's no way I could get up there. 939 00:59:53,022 --> 00:59:55,257 - Use your dragon wings. 940 00:59:55,358 --> 00:59:57,225 - This whole not really being a vampire thing 941 00:59:57,327 --> 00:59:59,194 just isn't sticking with you, is it? 942 00:59:59,295 --> 01:00:01,129 - Uh, enough of your treachery, bloodsucker. 943 01:00:01,230 --> 01:00:05,434 I am coming down. 944 01:00:13,710 --> 01:00:15,877 - Bloodsucker! 945 01:00:15,979 --> 01:00:19,348 - I told you, I'm not a vampire! 946 01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:22,651 - ♪ 947 01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:29,625 - At last! 948 01:00:29,726 --> 01:00:30,926 Ah! 949 01:00:31,027 --> 01:00:33,295 With such speed and agility, 950 01:00:33,396 --> 01:00:36,665 how can you claim to not be a vampire? 951 01:00:48,077 --> 01:00:49,444 - You got me. 952 01:00:50,847 --> 01:00:53,415 - I'm the real deal, and I'm real dangerous. 953 01:00:53,516 --> 01:00:56,952 And right now, I'm real mad. 954 01:00:57,053 --> 01:01:00,656 So I'd advise you not to challenge me. 955 01:01:00,757 --> 01:01:03,692 Give up now. 956 01:01:03,793 --> 01:01:04,726 - Arm yourself! 957 01:01:07,530 --> 01:01:08,797 - Okay. 958 01:01:20,476 --> 01:01:21,743 - Ah! 959 01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:31,853 Ah! 960 01:01:31,954 --> 01:01:33,255 - Wait, wait, wait, wait! 961 01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:38,293 Uh... 962 01:01:38,394 --> 01:01:41,229 this is pointless, slayer. 963 01:01:41,330 --> 01:01:43,165 You know that there's only one way 964 01:01:43,266 --> 01:01:46,501 to render a vampire powerless. 965 01:01:46,602 --> 01:01:47,969 - Of course. 966 01:01:48,071 --> 01:01:50,505 A staring contest. 967 01:01:50,606 --> 01:01:52,474 - Exactly. 968 01:01:52,575 --> 01:01:54,276 And I accept your challenge. 969 01:02:02,151 --> 01:02:03,885 On the count of three. 970 01:02:03,986 --> 01:02:06,121 One, two-- 971 01:02:12,061 --> 01:02:13,261 - Three! 972 01:03:01,511 --> 01:03:03,612 - You fought bravely, human. 973 01:03:09,652 --> 01:03:11,286 - I see. 974 01:03:11,387 --> 01:03:15,357 There's humanity, even in the undead. 975 01:03:18,528 --> 01:03:20,395 I will spare your life. 976 01:03:20,496 --> 01:03:21,863 I will spare his life! 977 01:03:27,036 --> 01:03:29,538 - Uh, thanks. 978 01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:30,672 Vi! 979 01:03:30,773 --> 01:03:33,074 I forgot Vi! 980 01:03:33,176 --> 01:03:35,010 - Oh, move, out of the way! 981 01:03:39,849 --> 01:03:41,249 - Go get her, Dracula! 982 01:03:43,152 --> 01:03:45,720 - ♪ 983 01:03:55,631 --> 01:03:56,898 - You just made the team. 984 01:04:05,241 --> 01:04:07,342 - Finally. 985 01:04:07,443 --> 01:04:09,744 - You're welcome. 986 01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:12,013 - So are you going to untie me now? 987 01:04:12,114 --> 01:04:14,482 - Well, maybe. 988 01:04:14,584 --> 01:04:16,585 But I'm thinking you're probably blaming me for all of this, 989 01:04:16,686 --> 01:04:18,320 and that you might actually hit me. 990 01:04:18,421 --> 01:04:19,688 - That's true. 991 01:04:22,525 --> 01:04:24,926 - But I might also be grateful that you saved me 992 01:04:25,027 --> 01:04:26,995 and give you that kiss you've been looking for. 993 01:04:31,734 --> 01:04:33,568 - You don't need arms for that. 994 01:05:00,930 --> 01:05:02,697 - So cool. 995 01:05:02,798 --> 01:05:05,767 - I'm really sorry for everything that I said. 996 01:05:05,868 --> 01:05:07,502 - Yeah. 997 01:05:10,273 --> 01:05:11,806 - Oh, oh, psychic. 998 01:05:21,617 --> 01:05:25,020 - So, we're like a couple now, huh? 999 01:05:25,121 --> 01:05:26,454 - Yeah, don't get used to it. 1000 01:05:26,555 --> 01:05:27,989 You're not even my type. 1001 01:05:28,090 --> 01:05:30,025 - How's that? 1002 01:05:30,126 --> 01:05:32,060 - Well, I'm more into werewolves. 1003 01:05:32,161 --> 01:05:36,798 - BOTH: 1004 01:05:36,899 --> 01:05:41,269 - Oh, by the way. 1005 01:05:41,370 --> 01:05:43,505 Thank you for the kaleidoscope. 1006 01:05:43,606 --> 01:05:46,241 - You're welcome. 1007 01:05:46,342 --> 01:05:49,945 - ♪ 1008 01:05:55,685 --> 01:05:59,387 - ♪ 1009 01:06:00,990 --> 01:06:03,191 - DAVIS: Oh, let me show you how to dance. 1010 01:06:03,292 --> 01:06:04,993 - VI: Now this is my scene. 1011 01:06:05,094 --> 01:06:06,828 - ♪ Hold on tight ♪ 1012 01:06:06,929 --> 01:06:09,264 ♪ All aboard on this endless ride ♪ 1013 01:06:09,365 --> 01:06:10,632 - DAVIS'S THOUGHTS: So maybe 1014 01:06:10,733 --> 01:06:12,934 I'm not the coolest guy in the world, but who cares. 1015 01:06:13,035 --> 01:06:15,470 I made some friends, and I got the girl. 1016 01:06:15,571 --> 01:06:17,539 The right girl. 1017 01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:20,575 And they all seem to like the real Davis. 1018 01:06:20,676 --> 01:06:22,477 And you know what? 1019 01:06:22,578 --> 01:06:24,279 That's pretty cool to me. 1020 01:06:24,380 --> 01:06:25,347 - ♪ On and on ♪ 1021 01:06:25,448 --> 01:06:27,349 ♪ It goes on and on ♪ 1022 01:06:27,450 --> 01:06:29,417 ♪ It goes on and on ♪ 1023 01:06:29,518 --> 01:06:31,553 ♪ It goes on and on ♪♪