0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 1 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:18,352 - Seriously Jean, you zoomed in on my chest again? 2 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:20,121 - [Voiceover] Relax no one watches these anyway. 3 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:23,157 Besides, you're giving yourself too much credit. 4 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:26,694 - Case file number one four dash seven two nine one eight. 5 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:29,530 Evidence containment and storage of: 6 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:31,832 Digital video camera, black, 7 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,535 defining marks, broken lens. 8 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,541 A variety of tapes capturing 9 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:42,710 homicides from suspect's camera. 10 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:46,347 - [Voiceover] Pshh! Who can even watch one of those now? 11 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,448 - Who's lead on this anyway? 12 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:48,582 - [Voiceover] Harris. 13 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:49,483 - What a cocksucker. 14 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:50,684 - [Voiceover] Now you better hope 15 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:53,287 he doesn't watch this. 16 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:54,655 - Seriously? 17 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:57,158 Personal mobile cellular device, cracked screen, 18 00:00:57,191 --> 00:01:00,628 voice memo application intact and extracted. 19 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:03,097 - [Voiceover] Mhmm. 20 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:09,370 - Crime scene photos of associated 21 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:12,673 and current known open case filings 22 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,475 based on prints lifted from 23 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:17,878 homicide one four dash seven two nine one eight. 24 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,613 - [Voiceover] Nasty. 25 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:22,650 - And backup hard copy. 26 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:36,497 Diamond ring, box included. 27 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:44,672 .40 caliber hand pistol. 28 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:47,641 Two rounds, discharged. 29 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:24,312 - [Voiceover] (gasping) Okay. Okay. 30 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:40,728 (dog barks) 31 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:46,700 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Shh. 32 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:53,207 (gasping heavily) 33 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:54,542 I can, I can hear him. 34 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:57,911 (door opens) 35 00:02:58,746 --> 00:02:59,347 Did you see them? 36 00:02:59,380 --> 00:02:59,880 - No. 37 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:00,981 (gasps heavily) 38 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:01,915 - [Voiceover] Are you sure you didn't see them? 39 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:03,751 - I'm sure. 40 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:04,618 - [Voiceover] Where are they? 41 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:05,753 - [George] I don't know. 42 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:07,788 - [Voiceover] Okay quiet, quiet. 43 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:13,594 (door opens) 44 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:16,297 - (crowd chants) Surprise! 45 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,666 (crowd laughs) 46 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,734 - Oh my God! 47 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:23,337 - Wow I would've been more surprised if 48 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:25,806 I hadn't just seen George dash into my apartment. 49 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:28,842 - [Voiceover] Damn it George. 50 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,444 - You gotta keep trying and. 51 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:31,945 - She just wanna start throwing pots and pans at me. 52 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:34,415 - It's really weird. 53 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:35,115 - It is. 54 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:38,419 - You met him Willie Nelson? 55 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:39,787 - [Voiceover] You got it? Okay now hold it. 56 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,689 - [Voiceover] All right, okay. 57 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:42,656 - Is it recording? 58 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:43,691 - [Voiceover] Well the red light's on. 59 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:44,625 - The red light is on. 60 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,927 Okay, all right. Follow me. 61 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,362 Hey everybody. 62 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:51,299 Everyone can I have your attention please? Hi. 63 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:55,969 The reason Rachel and I invited everyone here tonight is 64 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:59,440 because we have a really big announcement to make. 65 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:03,577 - We are going to be moving to Los Angeles in about a month. 66 00:04:03,611 --> 00:04:04,578 (crowd sighs) 67 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:07,648 No I know. I know but it's gonna be great. 68 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:10,551 I was actually offered a position, 69 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:11,885 a visiting artist position with the 70 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,654 Los Angeles Symphony Orchestra. 71 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:17,758 (crowd cheers) 72 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,460 So that means that we're going to be moving 73 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:21,429 for at least two years, 74 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:24,798 but we wanted you all here tonight because 75 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:27,000 we just wanted to tell you what dear friends 76 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,702 you've been to the both of us, 77 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:30,704 and how we're going to miss you terribly. 78 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:31,772 This is not a sad thing. 79 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,574 This is a celebration, 80 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,310 and the last time I checked we have a shitload of booze 81 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:36,910 still in the kitchen 82 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:37,845 and there's no way we're 83 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:39,913 taking it to Los Angeles so drink up. 84 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,916 (crowd cheers) 85 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:44,251 - Turn the music on? 86 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,419 - [Voiceover] Yeah. 87 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:46,354 - Good luck you guys. 88 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:48,989 Don't let LA make you guys lame. 89 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:51,892 - (crying) You guys we're gonna miss you, 90 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:56,364 and we love you and you'll never be forgotten. 91 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:59,032 And I'm gonna puke. 92 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:04,372 - [Voiceover] Aww so sweet. 93 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:08,676 - Hey, hey can you please be careful with that? 94 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:09,877 It's really expensive. 95 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:12,079 - [Voiceover] Man don't worry about it I got this shit. 96 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:13,814 It's okay, I'll. (trips) 97 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,852 - It's like in '77 that Son of Sam shit. 98 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:20,421 - Yeah at least Son of Sam wrote the police 99 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:21,622 about why he was doing it. 100 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,591 The Northside Stalker is more animal. 101 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:25,959 - [David] Wow they got a name for him already? That's quick. 102 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,628 - People love that kind of shit man. 103 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,797 That's what's keeping those papers alive. 104 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,399 How fucked do you want to be to find out some journalist 105 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:33,567 doing all this shit just to sell some papers? 106 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:34,668 - What do you want me to say? 107 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:36,637 - [Voiceover] I don't know just something nice. 108 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:37,671 I've had everybody at the party 109 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:38,872 say something except for you. 110 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:40,040 - She was too busy trying to hook up with that guy. 111 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:40,608 I don't know who it was. 112 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:42,376 - Shut up I wasn't. 113 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:51,118 - [Voiceover] As you can see we've been very 114 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:53,787 diligent about packing. 115 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:55,556 Most of these dishes and glasses 116 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:57,458 will probably end up broken 117 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:58,826 because we're only using newspaper. 118 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,929 But that's okay cause 119 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:04,164 I'm sure these plates are older than me. 120 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:07,100 And right through here is 121 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:10,871 where the magic happens. 122 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:13,507 Happened. Well it will happen again. 123 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:16,877 Maybe if I ever finish packing tonight. 124 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:20,914 Anyone wanna take a guess which box is mine? 125 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:24,685 Hint: It's the one that looks like a complete mess. 126 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:28,055 Two very different packing styles, Rachel and I. 127 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,923 She's labeled and organized 128 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:32,626 and I'm more of a, I don't know, 129 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:36,464 uch-shit-into-one-box-as-you-can kind of guy. 130 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:38,432 Oh and over here are the 131 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:42,703 better products of my work, my covers. 132 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,573 And my mom made these frames, thanks mom. 133 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:48,442 Hopefully I'll find a place for them in my massive 134 00:06:48,476 --> 00:06:51,712 one-bedroom efficiency in Los Angeles. 135 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:52,613 It will probably end up in a storage unit. 136 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,515 Oh. 137 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:55,683 Okay here we go. 138 00:06:55,716 --> 00:07:00,721 (instrumental music) 139 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:10,664 - What are you doing? 140 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:12,500 That is so embarrassing. 141 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:13,734 - [Voiceover] What? 142 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:14,968 - You know I don't like being recorded while I'm playing. 143 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:18,539 - [Voiceover] Oh come on we have no footage of you playing. 144 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:22,075 - Why are you videotaping everything? 145 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,811 - [Voiceover] No reason. 146 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:26,013 - Seriously, why are you ideotaping everything I'm doing? 147 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:28,081 - [Voiceover] I don't know. I just thought it would be cool 148 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,183 to document our trip. 149 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:32,119 You know, throw it up on YouTube 150 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,688 and so our parents can know that we're okay. 151 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:36,990 Or we could edit it together with some 152 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:38,258 really crappy road music 153 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,160 and make all of our friends sit through it. 154 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:41,361 - That sounds like the worst idea ever. 155 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:44,898 - [Voiceover] Well it's happening and that's that. 156 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:46,600 - Get back to packing. 157 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:49,737 - [Voiceover] I am on it. 158 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,642 Okay so, I actually, 159 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:57,511 I do have a reason for recording all of this 160 00:07:57,545 --> 00:08:01,048 and that reason is right here. 161 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:07,655 Rachel always said that her favorite place 162 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,723 in the world was the Rockies. 163 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:12,826 So one day three of our trip through Colorado 164 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:16,930 I will be proposing to Rachel in Silverthorne. 165 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,801 I got it all planned out. 166 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:21,769 I got a really great room, 167 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:22,836 and of course I got the ring, 168 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:24,304 so I just need. 169 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,039 - [Voiceover] David where did you put my phone charger? 170 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:28,241 - I'll be right there. 171 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:31,745 I think it's in the back room I'm on my way. 172 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:35,883 - [Voiceover] Stalker killings. 173 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:37,317 We don't have all the details yet 174 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,653 but the victim was found similarly to others 175 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,822 with their necks slit, the trachea removed 176 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,691 in a surgical fashion and the skin 177 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,693 around the neck peeled away. 178 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:47,761 Joining us in the studio now to discuss this 179 00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:50,664 is renowned psychologist Doctor (beeps). 180 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,801 - [Voiceover] Hey, so you know we paid 181 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,703 those movers to load our stuff right? 182 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:56,937 - Yeah I know. 183 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:57,805 - [Voiceover] So you kinda look like you're 184 00:08:57,838 --> 00:08:59,640 dressed to help them. 185 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:00,641 Where are they? 186 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:01,575 - They just turned on to Western 187 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:03,276 so they should be here pretty soon. 188 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:04,511 What are you doing? 189 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,746 - [Voiceover] I'm gonna go take the street a little bit. 190 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:09,783 In case we miss it, we can always look back at the video. 191 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,785 - Don't go to far. 192 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:15,856 - [Voiceover] So this is our street. 193 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:19,226 Right over here this is crazy cat lady's house. 194 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:22,596 I think there's a cat on the window right now. 195 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:26,867 She's actually not crazy it's just a shit ton of cats. 196 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,002 She actually invited us up for baklava once. 197 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:33,741 It was pretty tasty except for all the cat hair. 198 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,146 - Hey Scott. How's it going? 199 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,682 - [Voiceover] Hey you. 200 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:47,655 That's my neighbor that insists on calling me Scott. 201 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,090 This has happened so many times, 202 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:53,894 I think he is always gonna refer to me as Scott. 203 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:55,763 I don't really think I knew many people 204 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,865 in this neighborhood very well. 205 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:07,775 Here's another lovely feature of our neighborhood. 206 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,343 How dare they digging through our trash? 207 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:17,284 I don't know what he's doing. 208 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,724 Oh, oh, okay. He was looking at us. 209 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,660 - You got it? 210 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,302 - [Voiceover] Are you okay hun? 211 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:39,773 - Yeah. Just, you know, a little sad that we're leaving. 212 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,208 - [Voiceover] Yeah me too. 213 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:43,744 But hey new beginning right? 214 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,779 - Right-o daddy-o. 215 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,781 - [Voiceover] In fact, follow me. 216 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:48,749 - What? 217 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:50,884 - [Voiceover] Just follow me. 218 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:54,788 - (laughs) What? 219 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,027 What is this? 220 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,763 - A toast to our new life in California. 221 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,798 - Cheers! Flowers too? 222 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:06,099 - No these are for me. 223 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,468 - Oh are they now? 224 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,437 Because if they were for me, you know, 225 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:13,774 probably a good chance you'd be getting lucky tonight. 226 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,809 - Can you have sex on an air mattress? 227 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,811 - Oh I think we better do it on the floor, 228 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,446 you know, so we don't pop it. 229 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:20,814 - These flowers are for you. 230 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:23,083 - Okay thank you. 231 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,761 - [Voiceover] Somehow we got more in the car 232 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:34,962 than we did in the truck. 233 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:37,430 I don't know how we managed that. 234 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,368 Did you leave the keys in there? 235 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:42,770 - No I gave them to Cornelia. 236 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,404 - [Voiceover] She's here already? 237 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,273 Yeah she's showing the apartment to somebody else already. 238 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,841 - [Voiceover] Jesus that was quick. 239 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,242 I hope she's as quick with the deposit. 240 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,078 - (car door slams) Ready? 241 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,379 - [Voiceover] Right-o daddy-o. 242 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,815 - Right-o daddy-o. 243 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,517 - [Voiceover] You know about the great Chicago fire right? 244 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,219 - [Voiceover] Of course. 245 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,755 - [Voiceover] Well did you know that before the fire 246 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:03,891 this whole town was like a swamp? 247 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:06,359 In fact, the city was so disgusting that 248 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,829 they built most of it like ten feet off the ground. 249 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:09,797 - Really? 250 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,298 - [Voiceover] Yeah. That's how the phrase 251 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,767 Criminal Underground got coined. 252 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,769 There was like this whole seedy world 253 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:18,505 below Chicago for murderers 254 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:22,009 and criminals, prostitutes, and white slavery. 255 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,011 All right underneath the city. 256 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,779 And of course when the fire happened, 257 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:28,448 most of it got destroyed. 258 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,450 All the local clergy said that the fire 259 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:33,053 was caused by God to rid the city 260 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,288 of its awful inhabitants like, 261 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:38,025 like a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah or some shit. 262 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,559 - [Voiceover] What happened to all the criminals? 263 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,863 - [Voiceover] Two theories, both of them mine. 264 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,899 Perhaps the wicked souls of Chicago's underground 265 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:49,502 were buried below trapped there forever like 266 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,172 some sort of ancient curse. 267 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,074 But I like my other theory better. 268 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,009 - And your other theory is? 269 00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,878 - [Voiceover] The fire smoked them out of their homes 270 00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:00,981 and they've been up here with us ever since. 271 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,583 - Yeah that would explain a lot about our politicians. 272 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,318 - [Voiceover] (laughs) I know right. 273 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:06,519 - You should write a book about that. 274 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:09,823 - [Voiceover] I'd love to do a photo series on it. 275 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,459 New places compare with the old. 276 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:13,994 Find some old archive photos 277 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:16,463 and just see how things have changed. 278 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,832 - Yeah well, the city never really changed. 279 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:19,799 - [Voiceover] Take Harlem up to North 280 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,334 and then we'll cut back down to Manhunt. 281 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:22,469 - [Voiceover] Won't that take longer? 282 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:23,403 - [Voiceover] No way. This makes much more sense 283 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,305 than dealing with this traffic trust me. 284 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,976 - You piece of shit jack. 285 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,111 - [Voieover] Explain to me again the intricacies 286 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,545 of taking a shortcut? 287 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:35,482 - Hey at least it didn't happen on the Interstate. 288 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,851 - [Voiceover] Yeah. I think there's a, 289 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,486 an auto body shop anywhere around here? 290 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,521 - [Voiceover] Neighborhood is this anyway? 291 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:42,589 - [Voiceover] Little shady Tim. 292 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:45,125 (laughs) 293 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,029 You're doing a great job babe. 294 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,531 - Oh thank you. 295 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,533 No my dad, my dad taught me this. 296 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,868 - [Voiceover] Oh my God I think it's so cute 297 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,269 when David argues. 298 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,138 See how his eyebrows are always up? 299 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,473 That means he's serious. 300 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,444 - Why are you filming this? 301 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,646 - [Voiceover] Oh the tables have turned. 302 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,981 - This guy's ripping us off. 303 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,416 Should've had you talk to him. 304 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,350 - [Voiceover] Oh well I'm sure you'll win him over 305 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:13,053 with your indignation and city elitism. 306 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,122 I'm gonna grab a soda. 307 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:29,169 Hmm. Now I see why he likes filming everything. 308 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,971 That's kind of fun. 309 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:31,638 (bottles clashing) 310 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,873 What is that? 311 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,976 (gasps) - Hey spare some change? 312 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,077 - [Voiceover] Oh my God. 313 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,512 No I'm sorry I don't have anything. 314 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,488 - Okay all set. 315 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:49,489 - [Voiceover] All right. 316 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:53,927 (country music) 317 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,213 - [Voiceover] M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I. 318 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,648 M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I. M-I-S. 319 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:16,616 - [Voiceover] What are you doing? 320 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:19,953 - [Voiceover] It's a thing. You hungry? 321 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,197 Get it? 322 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,466 (motorcycles roaring) 323 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,503 Should be taking one of these across the country. 324 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,606 But at least we didn't take one of these. 325 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:45,612 Come on Rachel. We're already running behind. 326 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:46,713 Jesus. 327 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,415 - What? 328 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,649 - [Voiceover] Where'd you go? 329 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:52,519 - Girl stuff. Don't ask. Come on. 330 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,521 - [Voiceover] Well your "girl stuff" has delayed us. 331 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:55,455 I don't think we're gonna be able to see 332 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,590 the world's tallest fish statue now. 333 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:02,495 So hey, we made it to another state. 334 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:06,166 A little later than planned, but we did it. 335 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,068 - So where we staying tonight? 336 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,603 - [Voiceover] Only the finest hotel in all of Omaha. 337 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,273 And by finest I mean the one I got the 338 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,542 best deal on on the internet. 339 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,510 - So we're staying tonight in Omaha then? 340 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:20,547 - [Voiceover] And then. 341 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:25,652 - Okay you and your maps. 342 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:29,256 - [Voiceover] And then we drive through Nebraska 343 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,758 and then into Colorado. 344 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,630 Okay? And then we're gonna stay 345 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,600 right around SIlverthorne somewhere. 346 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:44,104 - [Voiceover] Fun with this? I'm gonna go pee. 347 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:54,647 - [Voiceover] And then over here on day three of our trip, 348 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:58,118 in your Silverthorne, in the Rocky Mountains, 349 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,753 I'm gonna propose to Rachel. 350 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,190 Two days from now, 351 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:07,460 I'm either gonna have some very good news or some. 352 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:10,530 (cell phone vibrates) 353 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,639 Yeah hey mom. What's up? 354 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,241 How's it going? 355 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:22,442 No we're just grabbing a bite to. 356 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,211 You know what? You are cutting out, 357 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,179 so just, I'm gonna go outside for a little bit. 358 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:30,217 Okay just hang on a sec. Gimme a second. 359 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,171 - [Voiceover] Excuse me miss. 360 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,373 Your boyfriend left this on the table. 361 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,374 - [Voiceover] Oh. 362 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,375 - [Voiceover] Didn't want you to lose it. 363 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,177 - [Voiceover] Thank you. 364 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:03,650 How many cows did you have to tip 365 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,352 before you became a true Iowan? 366 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:08,355 - [Voiceover] Hey hey. Quiet or I will pull this car over 367 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,124 right now and make you tip a cow. 368 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:14,327 - [Voiceover] Okay put your money where your mouth is. 369 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:18,398 - Oh I just forgot it's not cow-tipping season. 370 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,333 - [Voiceover] Damn. 371 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:22,869 - Hey you grabbed the map? 372 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,304 - [Voiceover] The what? 373 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,139 - The map. I left it on the table at the diner. 374 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,640 - [Voiceover] I didn't see it when I left the tip. 375 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:28,641 I thought you grabbed it. 376 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,578 You know you almost left the camera too? 377 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,447 - Shit I didn't grab it. 378 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,815 - [Voiceover] Waitress probably cleared it off. 379 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:38,218 - Damn it. 380 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,687 - [Voiceover] Okay, I think you're gonna be okay because 381 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,622 we have this new single things called phones now, 382 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,757 and they actually magically work to show you a map 383 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,659 so you don't actually have to buy one. 384 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,728 - You know I just though it would be cool to have 385 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:51,331 an actual map on a road trip. 386 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,533 - [Voiceover] (laughs) Who are you? 387 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,568 Chevy Chase from vacation? 388 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:58,705 - [David] His name is Clark Griswald. 389 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:07,347 Day one Omaha four days to go. 390 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,882 Pretty good start. We lost one good map 391 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:13,286 and a good tire and I got a little stomach ache 392 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,454 from the biscuits and gravy 393 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,855 so I guess it's not a great start. 394 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:19,192 - I'm exhausted. Does this place have a pool? 395 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,494 (water splashes) 396 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:24,964 - [Voiceover] Ladies please introduce yourselves. 397 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,366 - Dana Johnson. 398 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:27,567 - Ashley Johnson. 399 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,436 - [Voiceover] All right two very dedicated athletes 400 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:32,905 and over here we have our judging panel. 401 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,441 All right. 402 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,476 (water splashes) 403 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,680 - (in unison) Who won? Who won? Who won? 404 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:43,516 - It was a tie. 405 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,319 - Say hi. 406 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,554 - [Voiceover] Bye girls. 407 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:51,491 Oh I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave. 408 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,460 - What did you say? 409 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,762 - [Voiceover] Nothing. 410 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,797 - Are you coming? 411 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:58,798 - [Voiceover] Actually Phil and I are gonna 412 00:19:58,831 --> 00:19:59,799 have a couple more drinks. 413 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,469 You wanna stick around? 414 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,737 - No I'm gonna try to go get some sleep. 415 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,607 My head kinda hurts. 416 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,942 - How much time we got? How much drinking we doing? 417 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,244 - [Voiceover] (laughs) 418 00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:14,614 - [Voiceover] Woah. This is nice. 419 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,784 This is really nice. 420 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,586 (laughs) 421 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,721 Hey how much did you pay for it? 422 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:24,691 - That is a very rude question to ask me sir. 423 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:29,596 - [Voiceover] Okay. How much did it set you back? 424 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,764 - Let's just say not as much as 425 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:34,767 the ring I just bought for Rachel. 426 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:36,703 - [Voiceover] What? 427 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,705 - Yeah. As soon as I get to Colorado 428 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:39,806 I'm gonna propose to her. 429 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:43,443 - [Voiceover] What? That's wow, that's great. 430 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,277 Congratulations. 431 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,712 - Thank you. Thank you. 432 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,981 - [Voiceover] Here, a toast. A toast to the 433 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,551 future Mr. and Mrs. 434 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,019 What the hell was your last name? 435 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,354 - Johnson. 436 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,655 - [Voiceover] What? That's insane. 437 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:56,923 We're the Johnson's. 438 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,659 - I'm just fucking with you it's not Johnson. 439 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:00,927 It's Richmond. 440 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,995 - [Voiceover] Richmond. 441 00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:06,666 Congrats Dave Richmond. 442 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:10,470 How much did you pay for this camera? 443 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,472 - Hey! 444 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:18,911 Oh thank you Jesus. 445 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:19,912 Is it okay? 446 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,815 Yeah, yeah. It's fine. 447 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:25,552 I'm just glad you didn't drop it in the water though. 448 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,687 - Yeah no shit. It's like, seriously, 449 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,955 how much did this thing cost you? 450 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,690 - Let's just say that if you had dropped it in the water, 451 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,325 your wife would have killed you. 452 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:35,094 - (laughs) She's gonna kill me anyway. 453 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,863 Let's drink to it. 454 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,332 - All right okay. 455 00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:06,526 (siren noises) 456 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,628 - What are you doing? Get out of here! 457 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,663 - [Voiceover] I just thought I'd see if 458 00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:12,632 you need any assistance. 459 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,801 - Are you drunk? 460 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,436 - [Voiceover] Maybe. 461 00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:19,038 - You better not plan on showing this to anybody. 462 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,840 - [Voiceover] I plan on posting it on the internet 463 00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:22,442 as soon as I'm done. 464 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:24,677 - Would you get out of here? 465 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:27,380 - [Voiceover] And I want you back with me. 466 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:28,381 - No. 467 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:31,951 - [Voiceover] I want you in front for me. 468 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:34,554 - David. 469 00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:38,758 - Okay so end of day one. 470 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:40,627 We made it. 471 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,429 - Yay we made it. 472 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,764 - What do you think? 473 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:47,967 - I think I'm tired. Let's turn it off. 474 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:52,939 - How about we leave it on for a little while 475 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:55,575 and have some fun. 476 00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:58,711 (grunts) 477 00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:01,180 - Come on. Let's go to sleep. 478 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,483 - Loud and clear. 479 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:15,662 - [Voiceover] Good morning. 480 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:18,665 - Can we get some Starbucks? 481 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:20,700 This coffee here is brutal. 482 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,769 - [Voiceover] Oh are you hungover? 483 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:27,574 - No I am not that delightful little euphemism. 484 00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:31,544 I think that the proper term is fucked. 485 00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:33,880 - [Voiceover] (laughs) Well I would be an awful girlfriend 486 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,082 if I made you drive today. 487 00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:39,218 But it is your turn. 488 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,688 - You gotta be kidding me. 489 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:44,824 - [Voiceover] Biscuits and gravy again? Really. 490 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:48,561 - Well yeah. I love biscuits and gravy. 491 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:49,696 - [Voiceover] Okay. 492 00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:51,564 - So what is the technical term for someone who 493 00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,733 can do something like this? 494 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,903 - Well the clinical terminology that we use in the 495 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:59,572 psychopath subject area. 496 00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,644 - Okay a little bit about where we are. 497 00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:08,114 Somewhere in the middle of bumfuck Nebraska, 498 00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:11,751 but luckily the road is asphalt so there is that. 499 00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:14,721 Average road speed. 500 00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:16,656 - (screams) (cell phone vibrates) 501 00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:20,126 - What? Are you okay? 502 00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:23,129 - (gasps heavily) Where are we? 503 00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,732 - In the middle of nowhere. Are you okay? 504 00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:27,967 - Yeah it's just I... 505 00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:29,636 I just. 506 00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:30,236 - What? 507 00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,972 - It's just a bad dream. 508 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,809 - You were only asleep for like six minutes. 509 00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:38,745 What was it about? 510 00:24:39,746 --> 00:24:42,749 - It's just. 511 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:47,253 - What? 512 00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:50,256 - Nothing. 513 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,860 - It was the Johnson's wasn't it? 514 00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:55,762 They followed us all the way to California 515 00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:56,963 now they wanna live with us. 516 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:59,566 Oh my God that would scare the crap outta me too. 517 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:06,172 Seriously you okay? 518 00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:10,943 - Yeah. I'm just gonna try to go back to sleep. 519 00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:17,283 (country music plays) 520 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:24,323 - Yeah? 521 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:25,692 - Yeah. 522 00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:26,626 - It's kind of slant-y. Is it gonna fall? 523 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:27,293 - It's all right. 524 00:25:27,326 --> 00:25:28,928 - Yeah. (laughs) - Yeah. 525 00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:30,296 - Hi. - Hi. 526 00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:31,698 - We are in Nebraska. 527 00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:33,966 - Yeah on the beautiful Platte river. 528 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,836 - Look it's a fish. 529 00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:40,607 Hopefully look them over here. 530 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:41,708 Do you see them? 531 00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:42,642 - They're catfish I think. 532 00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:46,613 Holy cow look at those fish. 533 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,719 - Come over here. 534 00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:56,689 - It's easy look. You go in, okay. 535 00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:00,693 - Here you go. It's okay. 536 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:03,696 It's okay. Okay I'll share. 537 00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:06,933 Going away baby. It's okay. 538 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:09,736 - Come here. 539 00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:14,340 * Nebraska 540 00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:18,110 - [Voiceover] Ugh! Disgusting David roll down the window. 541 00:26:18,310 --> 00:26:20,613 - [Voiceover] Oh we are so stopping here. 542 00:26:20,647 --> 00:26:22,014 - [Voiceover] David we're not stopping at the 543 00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:24,083 world's biggest fish, the world's biggest moose, 544 00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:25,351 the world's biggest. 545 00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:27,253 - Welcome to the Great Platte River Archway. 546 00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:29,121 - Thank you. What's your name? 547 00:26:29,155 --> 00:26:29,889 - I'm Marshall. 548 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:30,456 - Hi Marshall. 549 00:26:30,489 --> 00:26:31,390 - Marshall Steeves. 550 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,091 - I'm Rachel. 551 00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:32,524 - You're Rachel. 552 00:26:32,558 --> 00:26:33,392 - I'm David. 553 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,326 - David. 554 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,628 - Hi David. 555 00:26:35,662 --> 00:26:37,063 - Still recording? 556 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:37,630 - [Voiceover] Yeah. 557 00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:38,197 - You red light it? 558 00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:39,799 - [Voiceover] Yeah. 559 00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:44,036 This is like Pirates of the Caribbean. 560 00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,410 - [Voiceover] I don't know if you could. 561 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:52,712 - Okay you got it? 562 00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:54,346 Look at me now. 563 00:26:58,217 --> 00:26:59,719 - Scary. 564 00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:07,894 David I think this guy's real. I'm serious. 565 00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:09,796 Doesn't he look real? 566 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,732 Hello? 567 00:27:12,765 --> 00:27:14,233 - [Voiceover] (screams) 568 00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:15,401 - That is not funny. 569 00:27:15,434 --> 00:27:18,237 You scared the hell out of me. 570 00:27:19,939 --> 00:27:21,874 - This thing is not working at all. 571 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:23,075 - [Voiceover] Mine is not working either. 572 00:27:23,109 --> 00:27:24,343 - No? 573 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,412 - [Voiceover] You think we can just leave them? 574 00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:28,080 Yeah. Good idea. 575 00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:30,116 - Come up here. Come on. 576 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:31,150 Hey babe. 577 00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:32,418 - Huh? 578 00:27:32,451 --> 00:27:33,352 - [Voiceover] I think they're gonna close in a few minutes. 579 00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:35,855 We should just get through the rest of it. 580 00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:38,758 - It's kind of nice that we have a place all to ourselves. 581 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:42,428 - [Voiceover] Yes. Well there is that. 582 00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:45,331 - It is kinda creepy there's no one here. 583 00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:47,900 - [Voiceover] I know. 584 00:27:55,241 --> 00:27:56,042 Woah. 585 00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:11,791 Rachel? 586 00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:24,236 Rachel? 587 00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:30,009 - Hey there. What a coinkydink. 588 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,477 - Look who I found. 589 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:32,845 - So it doesn't hit. 590 00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:34,781 So it doesn't hit the dock. 591 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:36,048 This is actually a whistle. 592 00:28:36,082 --> 00:28:37,750 You wouldn't think it but it actually is. 593 00:28:37,784 --> 00:28:38,684 On this end down here, 594 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:41,287 they'd screw that into the steam pipes. 595 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,521 And then when they pulled the whistle, 596 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:45,825 the steam came out and made this big noise. 597 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:49,195 - [Voiceover] Well that was fun. 598 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:50,763 Yikes. 599 00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:52,231 - Did he tell you about the buffalo? 600 00:28:52,264 --> 00:28:55,501 - [Voiceover] Oh yeah how they used all of the buffalo. 601 00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:57,369 Pretty much told me everything I learned by playing 602 00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:59,271 Oregon Trail as a kid. 603 00:28:59,305 --> 00:29:00,506 - Okay amazing. See that's the sort of stuff 604 00:29:00,539 --> 00:29:02,842 I'm gonna miss about the Midwest. 605 00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:06,913 I'll miss Chicago too I think. 606 00:29:06,946 --> 00:29:08,414 - [Voiceover] Yeah me too. 607 00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:11,350 Hey? But you know what I'm not gonna miss? 608 00:29:11,383 --> 00:29:13,953 The winters, the super humid summers 609 00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:17,523 where the electricity goes out and the AC stops working. 610 00:29:18,157 --> 00:29:21,894 Oh yeah I'm not gonna miss the Northside killer thing. 611 00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:25,497 - I'm gonna miss the hot dogs. 612 00:29:27,566 --> 00:29:28,968 You know I think that the news is making that 613 00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:30,937 into a bigger deal than it is anyway. 614 00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:32,504 I mean honestly on the west side, 615 00:29:32,538 --> 00:29:34,273 people are dying every day. 616 00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:35,842 And then a couple of white people get knocked off 617 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:38,110 when they think that it's like a serial killer. 618 00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:40,779 People are super paranoid. 619 00:29:41,047 --> 00:29:43,916 I remember when I was in the sixth grade, 620 00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:48,154 my parents sent me to this girl scout camp in Virginia 621 00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:50,890 cause there was a serial killer on the loose in Detroit. 622 00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:52,558 We didn't even live near Detroit. 623 00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:54,526 We lived out in the suburbs. 624 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:55,527 - [Voiceover] I just can't believe that 625 00:29:55,561 --> 00:29:57,496 you were a girl scout. 626 00:29:57,529 --> 00:30:01,233 - Damn right I was. Four years. 627 00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:02,468 - [Voiceover] Did they give you a badge 628 00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:05,271 for anal retentiveness? 629 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,439 Or for alphabetizing things that 630 00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:09,141 don't need to be alphabetized? 631 00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:14,180 (violin music) 632 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:52,551 That was beautiful. What's it from? 633 00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:55,587 - It's Kinderszenen by Schumann. 634 00:30:55,621 --> 00:30:58,424 - [Voiceover] My german's pretty awful, 635 00:30:58,457 --> 00:31:02,494 actually my everything is pretty awful. 636 00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:04,130 What's it mean? 637 00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:08,100 - Kinderszenen. It means scenes from childhood. 638 00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:11,037 There are 13 different pieces in the entire suite, 639 00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:15,574 and each one represents a different memory from childhood. 640 00:31:16,075 --> 00:31:18,544 This one's called traumerei. 641 00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:20,046 - [Voiceover] What's that mean? 642 00:31:20,079 --> 00:31:22,248 - Dreaming. 643 00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:28,187 - [Voiceover] Oh shit we missed the sign of Nebraska. 644 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,957 - You really want to remember Nebraska? 645 00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:33,960 - [Voiceover] No. 646 00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:59,251 - Hey can we finally get a dog when we get to California? 647 00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:00,452 - [Voiceover] I don't wanna get a dog. 648 00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:03,489 - Why not? Don't give me that stupid reason again. 649 00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:05,457 The dogs die and it makes everybody sad 650 00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:07,459 and that's why you don't wanna get one cause it's bullshit. 651 00:32:07,493 --> 00:32:10,362 - [Voiceover] No it's not. Have you ever lost a pet? 652 00:32:10,396 --> 00:32:11,497 It's awful. 653 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:15,234 - True, but by that reasoning you shouldn't form 654 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:17,036 relationships with anything that dies. 655 00:32:17,069 --> 00:32:18,737 I mean why are you with me? 656 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:21,407 I'm only gonna die one day. 657 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,610 I mean might as well not get too attached 658 00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:27,646 cause it's gonna be super sad when I die. 659 00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:29,381 Might as well just live a lonely life 660 00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:31,483 and not care about anyone or anything. 661 00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:33,219 - [Voiceover] Wow you are really passionate about this. 662 00:32:33,252 --> 00:32:35,254 - Dogs are awesome. 663 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,488 - [Voiceover] What about a cat? 664 00:32:36,522 --> 00:32:40,492 - Cats are evil. They're like the chosen pet of Ra. 665 00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:43,262 Enough said. 666 00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:51,537 Hey hold this for a second. 667 00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:53,239 - What do you want me to do with it? 668 00:32:53,272 --> 00:32:54,206 - [Voiceover] I don't know just pretend like it's one of 669 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,176 those reality show confession moments. 670 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:06,018 - David I am actually a man. 671 00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:09,621 - I know that's why I love you. 672 00:33:14,593 --> 00:33:15,494 - [Voiceover] Come on David pick up your phone. 673 00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:18,297 (cell phone vibrates) 674 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,399 Oh shit. 675 00:33:23,135 --> 00:33:24,470 Here's a confession. 676 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:28,540 You're an asshole for making me wait out here. 677 00:33:28,574 --> 00:33:31,710 Where are you? Jesus David. 678 00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:41,487 David? Anyone in here? 679 00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:50,796 David? This isn't funny. 680 00:33:52,164 --> 00:33:55,667 David don't make me come in there. I don't want to. 681 00:34:00,672 --> 00:34:03,109 David? 682 00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:07,513 This isn't funny. 683 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,488 Hello? 684 00:34:23,262 --> 00:34:25,531 Hello? Anybody in here? 685 00:34:34,206 --> 00:34:36,442 Hello? 686 00:34:39,545 --> 00:34:42,481 David? 687 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:51,790 Oh shit. 688 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:54,626 Okay. 689 00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:00,366 David? 690 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,669 David where are you? 691 00:35:06,472 --> 00:35:07,539 - Come on quick. Just get in the car. 692 00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:09,575 - [Voiceover] Okay. 693 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,577 What happened? 694 00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:18,550 - Got it? It's on? 695 00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:23,722 Okay so I told Rachel what happened back at the rest stop, 696 00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:26,425 and now she's making me say it right into the camera. 697 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:27,326 - [Voiceover] Don't forget your pledge as well. 698 00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:30,629 - I won't. Okay. 699 00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:33,865 I, David Richmond, really had to take a shit. 700 00:35:33,899 --> 00:35:35,501 - [Voiceover] And where did you take the shit? 701 00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:37,169 - In the women's bathroom. 702 00:35:37,203 --> 00:35:38,170 - [Voiceover] And why was that? 703 00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:39,838 - Because the men's bathroom was gross, 704 00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:41,873 and I wasn't gonna take a shit in there. 705 00:35:41,907 --> 00:35:43,475 - [Voiceover] And now the pledge okay? 706 00:35:43,509 --> 00:35:47,346 - Okay. I, David, the asshole 707 00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:48,714 will never scare my beautiful 708 00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:51,350 and wonderful girlfriend again, 709 00:35:51,383 --> 00:35:52,851 no matter how bad I have to take a shit, 710 00:35:52,884 --> 00:35:55,887 and no matter how nasty any bathroom is. 711 00:35:57,423 --> 00:35:58,390 - [Voiceover] You were so weird. 712 00:35:58,424 --> 00:36:00,792 What are you gonna do if someone came in there? 713 00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:02,928 - I don't know just try to not to make 714 00:36:02,961 --> 00:36:05,564 any dude sounds I guess. 715 00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:18,544 What did people do before rolling bags? 716 00:36:18,577 --> 00:36:21,179 - [Voiceover] Um they carried them. 717 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:23,615 - [Voiceover] It's ridiculous. 718 00:36:23,649 --> 00:36:25,617 How many deer had to die to make this thing? 719 00:36:25,651 --> 00:36:28,320 - [Voiceover] Oh my gosh. Probably a lot. 720 00:36:28,354 --> 00:36:31,523 - [Voiceover] I should have brought my dress bolow. 721 00:36:31,557 --> 00:36:34,593 Woah, look at this map. 722 00:36:34,626 --> 00:36:36,428 I miss my map. 723 00:36:36,462 --> 00:36:37,696 Rachel do you see it? 724 00:36:37,729 --> 00:36:39,831 - Yeah I see it. Now I know why you wanted to stay here. 725 00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:42,901 Very large maps. Fantastic. 726 00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:47,739 - [Voiceover] Damn it. 727 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:49,808 - [Voiceover] Babe what are you doing? 728 00:36:49,841 --> 00:36:51,243 Come on let's go to bed. 729 00:36:51,277 --> 00:36:52,511 - [Voiceover] I'm trying to make this thing say 730 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:55,281 Colorado on the screen. 731 00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:08,760 - How about this? 732 00:37:08,794 --> 00:37:11,697 - [Voiceover] Well that's another way of doing it. 733 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:12,898 Are you trying to make this thing look even more 734 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:15,601 low budget than it is? 735 00:37:27,613 --> 00:37:31,517 So Rachel is sound asleep. 736 00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:34,353 And I'm just too nervous about tomorrow 737 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:37,556 so I decided to go for a walk. 738 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:39,958 However there are no sidewalks around the hotel 739 00:37:39,991 --> 00:37:41,527 and it's super dark, 740 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,863 so I'm just walking around the hotel. 741 00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:46,398 Hello? 742 00:37:46,432 --> 00:37:47,599 - Hi how can I help you sir? 743 00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:51,503 - [Voiceover] Hi can I have a wake up call for 7:45? 744 00:37:51,537 --> 00:37:53,672 - Yeah we can do that. What room number is it? 745 00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:55,441 - [Voiceover] Room 150. 746 00:37:57,809 --> 00:38:02,748 Wow this is creepy. 747 00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:13,625 Any second I'm gonna see two 748 00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:18,597 dead twin little girls covered in blood. 749 00:38:19,698 --> 00:38:21,567 (elevator dings) 750 00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:43,609 - [Voiceover] David. You're gonna die. 751 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:36,027 (rock music) 752 00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:01,720 - [Voiceover] Oh that is so cool. 753 00:42:03,221 --> 00:42:06,692 You okay? You still got a headache? 754 00:42:06,725 --> 00:42:08,627 - [Voiceover] Yeah. It's gotta be like the 755 00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:10,596 audition or something you know. 756 00:42:10,629 --> 00:42:12,898 - [Voiceover] Yeah. 757 00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:15,934 You wanna stop? Get some aspirin or something? 758 00:42:15,967 --> 00:42:18,269 - No let's just keep going. 759 00:42:18,303 --> 00:42:21,139 - [Voiceover] This is not Chicago. 760 00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:27,946 Wow. 761 00:42:32,918 --> 00:42:34,820 Feeling better? 762 00:42:34,853 --> 00:42:39,691 - A little. Food helps. 763 00:42:39,725 --> 00:42:41,693 - [Voiceover] Okay. 764 00:42:41,727 --> 00:42:44,262 It's pretty huh? 765 00:42:44,295 --> 00:42:46,732 - [Voiceover] Yeah it's really beautiful. 766 00:42:49,701 --> 00:42:54,272 - I, I'm gonna go to the bathroom okay? 767 00:42:55,006 --> 00:42:57,709 - [Voiceover] Okay. You feel okay? 768 00:42:57,743 --> 00:43:01,947 - Yeah. Yeah I'm fine. 769 00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:05,751 - [Voiceover] Okay. 770 00:43:05,784 --> 00:43:08,053 Alright so 771 00:43:11,189 --> 00:43:13,725 here goes nothing. 772 00:43:15,661 --> 00:43:17,896 Okay. 773 00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:30,108 Perfect. Excuse me? 774 00:43:31,409 --> 00:43:33,078 Excuse me? 775 00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:34,045 - (yells in foreign language) 776 00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:37,082 - On top you got it? Is it rolling? 777 00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:38,884 - (talks in foreign language) 778 00:43:38,917 --> 00:43:41,853 - That okay so just point the camera at me 779 00:43:41,887 --> 00:43:44,389 and when my girlfriend starts to walk over here. 780 00:43:44,422 --> 00:43:48,426 Okay sir and then when she gets closer 781 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,796 I'm gonna get down on one knee 782 00:43:50,829 --> 00:43:53,699 and when I do you come in. 783 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,737 You don't go down on one knee. I do later. 784 00:43:58,770 --> 00:44:01,039 (talks in foreign language) 785 00:44:02,941 --> 00:44:06,377 Okay when she gets closer I'm gonna go down on one knee 786 00:44:06,411 --> 00:44:07,445 and when I do, 787 00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:08,780 you're gonna zoom. 788 00:44:08,814 --> 00:44:12,183 (talks in foreign language) 789 00:44:13,819 --> 00:44:17,022 Yeah it's a really nice camera. 790 00:44:17,055 --> 00:44:19,691 Hey you guys enjoy your stay in the United States. 791 00:44:19,725 --> 00:44:22,928 Alright bye. 792 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:26,364 - What was that all about? 793 00:44:26,397 --> 00:44:28,133 - [Voiceover] He wanted to look in my camera. 794 00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:29,735 He was asking me about it. 795 00:44:29,768 --> 00:44:30,836 He didn't speak English very well so 796 00:44:30,869 --> 00:44:34,272 he kind of didn't understand what I was saying. 797 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,307 You feeling okay? 798 00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:38,910 - Yeah let's get back in the car okay. 799 00:44:38,944 --> 00:44:40,979 - [Voiceover] Yeah. You want to maybe 800 00:44:41,012 --> 00:44:42,247 go for a walk or something? 801 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,082 Get some fresh air? 802 00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:47,452 - No I just want to get back on the road okay? 803 00:44:47,485 --> 00:44:50,055 - [Voiceover] Yeah. Okay. 804 00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:06,738 Hungry? 805 00:45:14,479 --> 00:45:16,381 Hey you know what we could stop 806 00:45:16,414 --> 00:45:19,350 at some of those hot springs. 807 00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:20,852 Not too far from here. 808 00:45:20,886 --> 00:45:25,023 What do you think? 809 00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:31,096 Or we could drive a little further south 810 00:45:31,129 --> 00:45:34,499 and pull out into some of those cool towns down there. 811 00:45:34,532 --> 00:45:36,768 Whatever you want to. 812 00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:43,975 Baby you okay? 813 00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:57,422 - (vomiting noises) 814 00:45:57,455 --> 00:46:00,191 Everything going according to plan. 815 00:46:01,126 --> 00:46:02,794 Jesus. 816 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:10,468 Hey Rachel so pretty down here. 817 00:46:10,501 --> 00:46:13,138 Come down here. You're missing it. 818 00:46:14,873 --> 00:46:17,075 - Babe I feel like I'm ruining all of our plans. 819 00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:20,178 - [Voiceover] No honey no. 820 00:46:24,482 --> 00:46:27,118 Come here. 821 00:46:28,586 --> 00:46:32,423 My only concern is having you feel better. 822 00:46:32,457 --> 00:46:34,993 Okay? 823 00:46:35,894 --> 00:46:38,429 We set aside a couple of days for Colorado, 824 00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:42,167 so we still have like a day or so. 825 00:46:43,568 --> 00:46:47,005 You just find a movie, we can last, 826 00:46:47,038 --> 00:46:49,007 and I'll just go on a dime and take some 827 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,576 photos or something okay? 828 00:46:51,609 --> 00:46:52,543 - Yeah okay. 829 00:46:52,577 --> 00:46:54,579 - Okay? - Yeah. 830 00:46:59,417 --> 00:47:01,186 - I'm gonna go pull the car around okay? 831 00:47:01,219 --> 00:47:01,887 - Okay. 832 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:02,453 - Okay? 833 00:47:02,487 --> 00:47:05,290 - Yeah. 834 00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:21,506 - [Voiceover] That's weird. 835 00:47:22,107 --> 00:47:24,442 Rachel? 836 00:47:25,243 --> 00:47:26,444 Did you take our bags out? 837 00:47:26,477 --> 00:47:28,413 Rachel? 838 00:47:34,485 --> 00:47:36,421 Rachel! 839 00:47:42,527 --> 00:47:45,230 Oh shit. 840 00:47:51,302 --> 00:47:52,637 It's 2 o'clock in the afternoon 841 00:47:52,670 --> 00:47:55,206 and as you can see things are going 842 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:57,875 really well around here. 843 00:48:02,147 --> 00:48:04,615 I'm bouncing off the walls so what do you say 844 00:48:04,649 --> 00:48:07,352 we go check out Grand Junction? 845 00:48:08,019 --> 00:48:09,220 Mom you're gonna love this sound. 846 00:48:09,254 --> 00:48:12,057 Teddy bears and candles. 847 00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:15,126 - So what's with the camera? 848 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,095 - [Voiceover] I'm documenting my girlfriend and I's 849 00:48:17,128 --> 00:48:18,629 trip out to California. 850 00:48:18,663 --> 00:48:20,065 Figured it be pretty memorable 851 00:48:20,098 --> 00:48:22,433 but so far all I have is footage of hotels 852 00:48:22,467 --> 00:48:25,536 and her getting sick. 853 00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:28,406 So is there anything fun to do in town? 854 00:48:28,439 --> 00:48:29,507 - Oh just the obvious. 855 00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:32,543 Whitewater rafting, biking, anything outdoors 856 00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:36,114 but around town mostly just the mall up here. 857 00:48:36,147 --> 00:48:38,449 - [Voiceover] Huh. 858 00:48:50,595 --> 00:48:51,629 - Sorry. 859 00:48:51,662 --> 00:48:53,931 - [Voiceover] Oh that's okay. 860 00:49:15,186 --> 00:49:17,555 (snoring sounds) 861 00:49:28,133 --> 00:49:32,270 (door opens) 862 00:50:09,174 --> 00:50:14,179 So here we are in Grand Junction. 863 00:50:19,084 --> 00:50:21,819 Things haven't gone exactly 864 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:24,655 as I had hoped. 865 00:50:25,723 --> 00:50:28,493 Tonight I should be out 866 00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:31,629 celebrating with Rachel. 867 00:50:31,662 --> 00:50:34,532 Assuming that she would've said yes 868 00:50:34,565 --> 00:50:37,702 to my proposal of marriage. 869 00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:45,276 But instead, I'm sitting here in the 870 00:50:45,310 --> 00:50:50,115 illustrious pool slash spa area 871 00:50:50,148 --> 00:50:53,784 of Grand Junction's finest roadway motel. 872 00:50:58,289 --> 00:51:00,758 As you can see there are many accomodations here, 873 00:51:00,791 --> 00:51:03,828 including a couple of chairs 874 00:51:03,861 --> 00:51:08,466 and a few soiled towels on the ground. 875 00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:13,471 Of course this lukewarm hot tub. 876 00:52:13,764 --> 00:52:15,500 Ow! 877 00:52:16,401 --> 00:52:21,406 (sirens) 878 00:52:50,735 --> 00:52:51,636 What's going on? 879 00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:52,837 - [Voiceover] Unfortunately, 880 00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:55,773 one of our guests has passed away. 881 00:53:00,445 --> 00:53:02,213 - Just a minute. Excuse me, 882 00:53:02,247 --> 00:53:03,481 are you supposed to be on this floor? 883 00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:07,485 - [Voiceover] Yeah. I'm in room 327. Everything okay? 884 00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:11,422 - Please return to your room and shut off that camera. 885 00:53:11,456 --> 00:53:16,193 - [Voiceover] Rachel! Rachel! Okay you. 886 00:53:17,027 --> 00:53:18,229 - [Voiceover] What are you doing? 887 00:53:18,263 --> 00:53:20,831 - [Voiceover] Look at this. There's this car outside. 888 00:53:20,865 --> 00:53:22,099 I think that. 889 00:53:22,132 --> 00:53:23,834 - [Voiceover] It's the middle of the night. Shut that off. 890 00:53:23,868 --> 00:53:26,304 - [Voiceover] Something happened, I just. 891 00:53:56,767 --> 00:53:58,503 The hell? 892 00:53:58,536 --> 00:53:59,704 - [Voiceover] Wake up sleepyhead. Come on. 893 00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:03,007 Time to hit the road. 894 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:06,644 - Wait what? 895 00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:09,046 I thought you were sick. 896 00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:11,349 - [Voiceover] Well I only got like 15 hours of sleep. 897 00:54:11,382 --> 00:54:14,519 I feel great. Just so much better. 898 00:54:14,552 --> 00:54:16,521 - I don't think I slept at all. 899 00:54:16,554 --> 00:54:18,756 - [Voiceover] Why not? 900 00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:21,426 - I was worried about you. 901 00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:23,561 - [Voiceover] Aww that's so sweet. 902 00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:25,596 But come on, get up, we gotta hit the road. 903 00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:27,498 - Okay just one more hour. 904 00:54:27,532 --> 00:54:28,333 - [Voiceover] No come on I want to get 905 00:54:28,366 --> 00:54:30,968 to Vegas and good time. 906 00:54:31,536 --> 00:54:33,704 Were you drinking last night? 907 00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:36,641 - Maybe. 908 00:54:36,674 --> 00:54:38,042 - [Voiceover] By yourself? 909 00:54:38,075 --> 00:54:39,477 - Yes. 910 00:54:39,510 --> 00:54:41,612 - [Voiceover] Alright come on. Get up. Vegas. 911 00:54:43,681 --> 00:54:45,450 What? 912 00:54:46,083 --> 00:54:47,452 - That's so weird. 913 00:54:47,485 --> 00:54:49,420 - [Voiceover] What? 914 00:54:49,454 --> 00:54:51,656 - I could've sworn I parked in head first 915 00:54:51,689 --> 00:54:53,658 and now it's the other way around. 916 00:54:53,691 --> 00:54:54,725 - [Voiceover] This coming from a guy who drank 917 00:54:54,759 --> 00:54:57,728 by himself last night. 918 00:54:58,663 --> 00:54:59,864 - Yeah but I didn't have anything to drink 919 00:54:59,897 --> 00:55:02,633 before I got back to the hotel. 920 00:55:04,435 --> 00:55:05,903 - [Voiceover] You okay? 921 00:55:05,936 --> 00:55:08,839 - I don't know. Maybe I did park down there. 922 00:55:08,873 --> 00:55:10,007 - [Voiceover] Tell you what I'll drive 923 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,076 the first shifts today okay? 924 00:55:12,109 --> 00:55:14,645 Give me the keys. 925 00:55:16,581 --> 00:55:21,552 (country music) 926 00:55:40,571 --> 00:55:42,673 You want to stop in Green River for lunch? 927 00:55:42,707 --> 00:55:44,074 I was thinking about stopping there to get gas 928 00:55:44,108 --> 00:55:47,512 and it looks like the last option for a while. 929 00:55:48,746 --> 00:55:50,648 David hello? 930 00:55:52,583 --> 00:55:54,952 - [Voiceover] Sorry yeah that sounds fine. 931 00:55:54,985 --> 00:55:57,722 Let's just get something for the road though. 932 00:55:57,755 --> 00:55:59,957 We'll make better time that way. 933 00:56:00,525 --> 00:56:03,728 - Alright. You okay? 934 00:56:05,062 --> 00:56:07,398 - [Voiceover] I'm fine. 935 00:56:07,432 --> 00:56:09,834 Is your phone getting a signal? 936 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:12,002 - Um not really. 937 00:56:12,036 --> 00:56:14,071 We just stay on I-70 right? 938 00:56:14,104 --> 00:56:17,508 - [Voiceover] You see? We do need a map. 939 00:56:17,542 --> 00:56:21,679 - That's why I'm going to buy you one in Green River. 940 00:56:26,684 --> 00:56:29,119 Hey ready? 941 00:56:29,153 --> 00:56:31,055 - [Voiceover] Yeah. 942 00:56:31,088 --> 00:56:32,623 Let's get back on the road. You drive. 943 00:56:32,657 --> 00:56:36,026 - Okay. Got your map. 944 00:56:39,964 --> 00:56:41,832 You know I'm not one to judge anybody about their religion, 945 00:56:41,866 --> 00:56:43,200 but I don't know how the Mormons could think 946 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:46,103 that this was the Promised Land? 947 00:56:50,074 --> 00:56:53,578 David hey what's the matter with you? 948 00:56:53,611 --> 00:56:55,212 - [Voiceover] I think this truck is following us. 949 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:56,547 - [Voiceover] What? 950 00:56:56,581 --> 00:56:57,515 - [Voiceover] Yeah. 951 00:56:57,548 --> 00:56:59,083 Yeah the green one right behind us. 952 00:57:05,756 --> 00:57:08,025 I don't know I think they're following us. 953 00:57:08,058 --> 00:57:08,893 Speed up a little bit. 954 00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:10,127 - [Voiceover] What? 955 00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,530 - [Voiceover] Speed up just a little bit. 956 00:57:12,563 --> 00:57:13,498 - You're crazy. 957 00:57:13,531 --> 00:57:14,198 - [Voiceover] Just do it. 958 00:57:14,231 --> 00:57:16,100 - [Rachel] Okay fine. 959 00:57:20,571 --> 00:57:23,107 What are they still there? 960 00:57:25,109 --> 00:57:27,478 - [Voiceover] Okay. Alright. Alright. 961 00:57:27,512 --> 00:57:28,979 Next exit I want you to, 962 00:57:29,013 --> 00:57:30,648 I want you to get off. 963 00:57:30,681 --> 00:57:31,348 - Here? 964 00:57:31,381 --> 00:57:32,783 - [Voiceover] Here Yes! Yes! 965 00:57:32,817 --> 00:57:33,951 - [Voiceover] David stop it. This isn't funny. 966 00:57:33,984 --> 00:57:35,653 - [Voiceover] Just turn off do it. 967 00:57:35,686 --> 00:57:37,755 - [Voiceover] Okay. God you're scaring the shit out of me. 968 00:57:43,628 --> 00:57:44,294 Are they still there? 969 00:57:44,328 --> 00:57:46,497 - [Voiceover] I can't tell. 970 00:57:46,531 --> 00:57:47,632 Shit. 971 00:57:47,665 --> 00:57:48,899 - [Voiceover] Shit what? 972 00:57:48,933 --> 00:57:50,134 - [Voiceover] They're fucking following us. 973 00:57:50,167 --> 00:57:51,068 - [Voiceover] Then why did you have me get off? 974 00:57:52,670 --> 00:57:54,705 - [Voiceover] I didn't know. 975 00:57:56,541 --> 00:57:58,543 I want you to pull over the side of the road. 976 00:57:58,576 --> 00:58:00,578 Let's see if they pass us. 977 00:58:00,611 --> 00:58:01,546 - [Voiceover] David, I don't want to slow down. 978 00:58:01,579 --> 00:58:02,547 I don't think that that's a good idea. 979 00:58:02,580 --> 00:58:05,149 - [Voiceover] Let's see if they pass us. 980 00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:06,584 - [Voiceover] And what if they don't? 981 00:58:06,617 --> 00:58:08,753 Like I don't know. This is a really bad idea. 982 00:58:08,786 --> 00:58:10,521 We got off onto a rural area. 983 00:58:10,555 --> 00:58:13,691 We should've stayed where people were. 984 00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:16,594 What should we do? 985 00:58:16,627 --> 00:58:18,563 - [Voiceover] Rachel just drive up to the top 986 00:58:18,596 --> 00:58:20,064 in here and pull off as soon as you can. 987 00:58:20,097 --> 00:58:22,667 - [Voiceover] Well shit. 988 00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:25,135 Shit this is really scary. 989 00:58:25,169 --> 00:58:25,703 What do we do? 990 00:58:25,736 --> 00:58:27,004 - [Voiceover] There. 991 00:58:27,037 --> 00:58:28,005 Okay, Right here. 992 00:58:28,038 --> 00:58:28,939 - [Voiceover] Here? 993 00:58:28,973 --> 00:58:29,874 - [Voiceover] Okay right here. 994 00:58:29,907 --> 00:58:31,241 - [Voiceover] Okay okay okay. 995 00:58:35,846 --> 00:58:38,616 Shit oh my God! What do we do? 996 00:58:41,285 --> 00:58:42,486 - [Voiceover] Back up! Back up! 997 00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:44,021 - Should we roll down our window, or should we just? 998 00:58:44,054 --> 00:58:45,690 - [Voiceover] Yeah. 999 00:58:45,723 --> 00:58:48,058 - Okay, okay we're just gonna. 1000 00:58:48,092 --> 00:58:49,627 - Howdy, we just wanted to let you know 1001 00:58:49,660 --> 00:58:51,061 your brake light was out. 1002 00:58:51,095 --> 00:58:52,630 Right brake light. 1003 00:58:52,663 --> 00:58:55,265 - Oh okay thank you. Thank you. 1004 00:58:57,868 --> 00:59:01,672 - Bye have a nice day. God bless. 1005 00:59:01,706 --> 00:59:03,841 - Okay thank you. - [Voiceover] Thank you. 1006 00:59:09,146 --> 00:59:11,716 - You asshole you scared the shit out of me. It's not funny. 1007 00:59:11,749 --> 00:59:15,085 - [Voiceover] Yeah but I was right they were following us. 1008 00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:16,654 - Yeah you were right we were being followed 1009 00:59:16,687 --> 00:59:18,989 by like the sweetest woman in the whole world. 1010 00:59:19,023 --> 00:59:21,225 You're such an asshole. 1011 00:59:21,258 --> 00:59:23,027 That's it you're driving the rest of the way. 1012 00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:24,228 - [Voiceover] Oh my. 1013 00:59:33,771 --> 00:59:35,172 Oh just. 1014 00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:37,107 - Got it? 1015 00:59:37,141 --> 00:59:38,676 - Yeah. 1016 00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:43,580 You know this does it all you want, 1017 00:59:43,614 --> 00:59:45,783 but there's some pretty cool things in it. 1018 00:59:45,816 --> 00:59:46,984 - I know. 1019 00:59:47,017 --> 00:59:50,888 - Like, let's see, like the, 1020 00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:54,324 like, oh the world's largest thermometer. 1021 00:59:54,358 --> 00:59:56,961 And there's also a water park. 1022 00:59:56,994 --> 00:59:59,229 That sounds like a big mistake. 1023 01:00:00,765 --> 01:00:03,968 "Mystery of the moving rocks". 1024 01:00:04,001 --> 01:00:07,705 It says "these rocks move by themselves". 1025 01:00:10,808 --> 01:00:13,410 Okay. 1026 01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:17,314 Wow the desert has some crazy stuff going on. 1027 01:00:17,782 --> 01:00:19,349 You're ready? 1028 01:00:19,383 --> 01:00:20,117 - Yeah I'm ready. 1029 01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:22,619 - Good. 1030 01:00:25,255 --> 01:00:29,159 (sermon) 1031 01:00:31,328 --> 01:00:32,496 - [Voiceover] Turns out, 1032 01:00:32,529 --> 01:00:34,832 new evidence is pointing toward it being a female. 1033 01:00:41,438 --> 01:00:44,341 - Babe this shirt is awesome. 1034 01:00:44,374 --> 01:00:46,043 We should go to the Grand Canyon. 1035 01:00:46,076 --> 01:00:48,078 You know it's not too far. 1036 01:00:48,112 --> 01:00:49,413 - [Voiceover] Do they have craps tables 1037 01:00:49,446 --> 01:00:51,415 and free drinks there? 1038 01:00:51,448 --> 01:00:53,317 - Who knows they might. 1039 01:00:53,350 --> 01:00:54,952 Plus I don't wanna stay for very long. 1040 01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:57,387 We can just drive by and then we'll head on to Vegas. 1041 01:00:57,421 --> 01:00:59,389 - [Voiceover] It's not that cool. I went there as a kid. 1042 01:00:59,423 --> 01:01:01,058 - Well I've never been there. 1043 01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:03,861 I mean I wanna see it and we don't have to stop or anything. 1044 01:01:03,894 --> 01:01:05,162 - [Voiceover] It's not that great. 1045 01:01:05,195 --> 01:01:06,363 It's the kind of place old people go 1046 01:01:06,396 --> 01:01:10,835 and say "Now I finally know the meaning of awesome". 1047 01:01:10,868 --> 01:01:14,071 (sighs) 1048 01:01:14,104 --> 01:01:16,941 This is awesome! 1049 01:01:16,974 --> 01:01:20,477 - [Voiceover] See? 1050 01:01:20,510 --> 01:01:23,313 - [Voiceover] I stand corrected. 1051 01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:24,715 You want to walk around a little bit? 1052 01:01:24,749 --> 01:01:27,718 - [Voiceover] Uh huh. Yes I do. 1053 01:01:29,987 --> 01:01:31,756 Rachel! 1054 01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:35,726 I'm glad you're feeling better. 1055 01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:36,460 - Yeah me too. 1056 01:01:38,428 --> 01:01:42,399 I mean look at this. Hey. 1057 01:01:43,834 --> 01:01:47,204 - I am the luckiest man. 1058 01:01:47,237 --> 01:01:49,439 - Really? 1059 01:01:49,473 --> 01:01:52,142 - I am never letting you go. 1060 01:01:53,510 --> 01:01:54,912 - Well will you let me go long enough 1061 01:01:54,945 --> 01:01:57,314 to use the restroom maybe? 1062 01:01:57,915 --> 01:01:59,049 - Yeah sure. 1063 01:01:59,083 --> 01:02:01,786 - Yeah. Okay. I'll be right back. 1064 01:02:34,551 --> 01:02:35,452 - Excuse me sir do you mind stepping down 1065 01:02:35,485 --> 01:02:37,487 from the picnic bench? 1066 01:02:37,521 --> 01:02:39,356 - [Voiceover] Oh yeah. Yeah okay. 1067 01:02:39,389 --> 01:02:40,524 - How can I help ya? 1068 01:02:40,557 --> 01:02:43,360 - [Voiceover] Yeah what is the fastest way 1069 01:02:43,393 --> 01:02:45,062 to Vegas from here? 1070 01:02:45,095 --> 01:02:47,431 - Oh that's easy. Just head out the park the way you came 1071 01:02:47,464 --> 01:02:49,533 and go towards Fredonia, Arizona. 1072 01:02:49,566 --> 01:02:53,037 Then take highway 389 towards Saint George. 1073 01:02:53,070 --> 01:02:56,473 Jump on I-15 and you're on your way. 1074 01:02:56,506 --> 01:02:58,508 - [Voiceover] I gotta go. Sorry. 1075 01:02:58,542 --> 01:02:59,877 - Okay have a good day. 1076 01:02:59,910 --> 01:03:03,213 - [Voiceover] Shit! 1077 01:03:05,182 --> 01:03:08,385 Rachel! Rachel! 1078 01:03:08,886 --> 01:03:11,421 - David. What the hell are you doing? 1079 01:03:11,455 --> 01:03:12,990 What are you talking about? 1080 01:03:13,023 --> 01:03:15,225 - [Voiceover] There was, I thought. 1081 01:03:17,161 --> 01:03:18,362 - [Voiceover] Is everything okay? 1082 01:03:18,395 --> 01:03:19,897 What are you doing? 1083 01:03:22,366 --> 01:03:25,903 David. Is everything alright? 1084 01:03:25,936 --> 01:03:29,139 - [Voiceover] It's alright. I don't know I thought. 1085 01:03:29,173 --> 01:03:30,474 (gasps) 1086 01:03:30,507 --> 01:03:34,511 I thought some man followed you in here. 1087 01:03:34,544 --> 01:03:37,447 I don't know. 1088 01:03:37,481 --> 01:03:39,449 - Are you sure you're okay? 1089 01:03:39,483 --> 01:03:42,486 - [Voiceover] I think I've been in the car too long. 1090 01:03:42,519 --> 01:03:46,190 I don't know. Let's just, let's go. 1091 01:03:46,223 --> 01:03:48,425 - Okay. Are you sure you're alright? 1092 01:03:48,458 --> 01:03:50,360 - [Voiceover] Yeah, let's just go. 1093 01:03:50,394 --> 01:03:51,862 - Okay. 1094 01:03:51,896 --> 01:03:53,030 - Is everything alright? 1095 01:03:53,063 --> 01:03:54,264 - [Voiceover] Yeah no we're fine. 1096 01:03:54,298 --> 01:03:55,232 He just gets a little nervous with me around the heights. 1097 01:03:55,265 --> 01:03:56,466 That's all, I mean it's this weird thing. 1098 01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:59,536 - Okay. Alright. Well have a safe trip in Las Vegas. 1099 01:03:59,569 --> 01:04:00,370 - Thank you. 1100 01:04:00,404 --> 01:04:01,238 - [Voiceover] Take care. 1101 01:04:01,271 --> 01:04:02,406 - Appreciate it. 1102 01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:08,946 - [Voiceover] Hey. 1103 01:04:08,979 --> 01:04:10,414 - Hey. 1104 01:04:10,981 --> 01:04:12,416 - [Voiceover] You're alright? 1105 01:04:12,449 --> 01:04:14,351 - Yeah I'm fine. 1106 01:04:14,384 --> 01:04:17,021 - [Voiceover] Okay good. 1107 01:04:17,054 --> 01:04:19,456 - Maybe we should stop with all the paranoia 1108 01:04:19,489 --> 01:04:21,425 when we get to Vegas, yeah? 1109 01:04:23,193 --> 01:04:25,462 - I will. 1110 01:04:25,495 --> 01:04:26,530 - [Voiceover] Promise? 1111 01:04:26,563 --> 01:04:28,465 - Yeah. I promise. 1112 01:04:29,533 --> 01:04:31,401 - [Voiceover] Right-o daddy-o. 1113 01:04:31,435 --> 01:04:33,437 - RIght-o daddy-o. 1114 01:04:46,316 --> 01:04:50,520 (rock music) 1115 01:04:52,489 --> 01:04:53,991 This is so cool look at these lights. 1116 01:04:54,024 --> 01:04:55,192 - Beautiful huh? 1117 01:04:55,225 --> 01:04:56,927 - Well I guess we're downtown. 1118 01:04:56,961 --> 01:04:58,295 Some really cool people hanging out. 1119 01:04:58,328 --> 01:04:59,529 Oh! 1120 01:04:59,563 --> 01:05:01,531 - [Voiceover] You are ridiculous. 1121 01:05:11,008 --> 01:05:12,542 - [Voiceover] Hey. - Hey. 1122 01:05:12,576 --> 01:05:15,312 - [Voiceover] You didn't get anything. 1123 01:05:15,345 --> 01:05:17,347 - I did. I'm just wearing it. 1124 01:05:17,381 --> 01:05:19,649 You have to wait till we get home and see. 1125 01:05:19,683 --> 01:05:23,320 - [Voiceover] Oh well we better. 1126 01:05:24,554 --> 01:05:27,424 Oh baby! 1127 01:05:31,595 --> 01:05:33,530 (gasps) 1128 01:05:33,563 --> 01:05:37,534 You look amazing. 1129 01:05:37,567 --> 01:05:41,638 - No you can leave it on if you want to. 1130 01:05:41,671 --> 01:05:43,507 - I love Vegas. 1131 01:05:48,478 --> 01:05:49,713 Oh. 1132 01:05:49,746 --> 01:05:51,481 (nervous gasp) 1133 01:05:52,082 --> 01:05:56,220 - No way I'm gonna kill this guy. 1134 01:05:56,253 --> 01:05:58,388 The fuck? 1135 01:05:58,422 --> 01:05:59,623 Stay here lock the door. 1136 01:05:59,656 --> 01:06:00,624 - David please don't leave me here. 1137 01:06:00,657 --> 01:06:01,525 I want you to. 1138 01:06:35,592 --> 01:06:36,793 (fast knocks) 1139 01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:38,295 - [Voiceover] It's me open the door. 1140 01:06:38,328 --> 01:06:39,396 I left my keys in there. 1141 01:06:44,101 --> 01:06:45,535 - Did you catch him? Who was he? 1142 01:06:45,569 --> 01:06:46,803 - No I told hotel security about him 1143 01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:48,505 and they're chasing him down now. 1144 01:06:48,538 --> 01:06:49,739 - Jesus that was fucking scary. 1145 01:06:51,475 --> 01:06:54,044 - I knew it. I fucking knew it. 1146 01:06:54,078 --> 01:06:56,446 - You knew what? 1147 01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:58,515 - I should've told you honey. I'm sorry. 1148 01:06:58,548 --> 01:06:59,516 - Should've told me what? 1149 01:06:59,549 --> 01:07:00,617 (phone rings) 1150 01:07:01,751 --> 01:07:03,820 - Hello? Yeah this is he. 1151 01:07:03,853 --> 01:07:05,489 - David. 1152 01:07:06,290 --> 01:07:09,159 - [Voiceover] Bye bye pervert. 1153 01:07:10,427 --> 01:07:11,628 - [Voiceover] Why are you filming this? 1154 01:07:11,661 --> 01:07:13,830 - [Voiceover] I wanna see his ass get put in that car. 1155 01:07:13,863 --> 01:07:15,565 Let's see you following us now man. 1156 01:07:15,599 --> 01:07:18,235 - What are you talking about? 1157 01:07:18,268 --> 01:07:21,471 - [Voiceover] This guy's been following us since Colorado. 1158 01:07:21,505 --> 01:07:23,140 Pervert. I knew he was. 1159 01:07:23,173 --> 01:07:25,142 I saw in Grand Junction. 1160 01:07:25,175 --> 01:07:26,376 You remember that car in Utah? 1161 01:07:26,410 --> 01:07:27,211 I knew that was him, 1162 01:07:27,244 --> 01:07:28,378 and then I saw him again 1163 01:07:28,412 --> 01:07:30,380 following you into that bathroom in Grand Canyon. 1164 01:07:30,414 --> 01:07:31,481 - Dave. 1165 01:07:49,366 --> 01:07:51,435 Hey I thought I asked you to turn that off. 1166 01:07:51,468 --> 01:07:53,370 Did you tell the police? 1167 01:07:53,403 --> 01:07:54,371 - [Voiceover] No. 1168 01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:58,542 - Alright. Turn that fucking camera off. 1169 01:07:58,575 --> 01:07:59,609 - [Voiceover] I'm just taping over the 1170 01:07:59,643 --> 01:08:01,145 stuff from last night. 1171 01:08:01,178 --> 01:08:03,513 What do you want to see then? 1172 01:08:03,547 --> 01:08:05,382 - Fine. 1173 01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:06,316 - [Voiceover] Hey look, 1174 01:08:06,350 --> 01:08:09,253 I'm sorry that I didn't say anything. 1175 01:08:10,887 --> 01:08:12,189 I was wondering like how he was following us 1176 01:08:12,222 --> 01:08:15,325 and I, I don't know. 1177 01:08:15,359 --> 01:08:17,561 Maybe I was just, you know, tired. 1178 01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:19,429 We were a little drunk last night. 1179 01:08:19,463 --> 01:08:21,431 - Look I don't want to talk about it all right? 1180 01:08:21,465 --> 01:08:22,166 - [Voiceover] Okay. 1181 01:08:22,199 --> 01:08:23,467 - Right? 1182 01:08:43,953 --> 01:08:48,692 (rap music) 1183 01:09:14,451 --> 01:09:17,321 - What are you doing? 1184 01:09:17,587 --> 01:09:19,489 - Come on. 1185 01:09:22,892 --> 01:09:24,261 This is why I only dance at weddings. 1186 01:09:24,294 --> 01:09:26,530 - You look ridiculous. 1187 01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,469 - Oh! 1188 01:09:37,006 --> 01:09:41,611 (sings together) 1189 01:09:53,757 --> 01:09:56,860 Oh we got the whole church. 1190 01:10:18,515 --> 01:10:21,385 Sorry I freaked out last night. 1191 01:10:22,552 --> 01:10:24,521 - It's okay. 1192 01:10:24,554 --> 01:10:27,457 We're flying next time okay? 1193 01:10:27,491 --> 01:10:28,392 - Yes. 1194 01:10:28,425 --> 01:10:30,360 - Yes. 1195 01:10:32,729 --> 01:10:34,564 Alright here we are. 1196 01:10:34,598 --> 01:10:35,432 - We did it. 1197 01:10:35,465 --> 01:10:36,633 - Not as interesting as I thought. 1198 01:10:36,666 --> 01:10:38,034 - Not really. No. 1199 01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:40,537 - (laughs) What do you think? 1200 01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:44,240 - It's alright. I wanna know where the second tallest is. 1201 01:10:44,608 --> 01:10:46,009 - [Voiceover] So David what are you most looking 1202 01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:47,711 forward to in California? 1203 01:10:47,744 --> 01:10:50,314 - We are already in California. 1204 01:10:50,347 --> 01:10:52,549 - [Voiceover] Very funny. Ha-ha. 1205 01:10:52,582 --> 01:10:54,284 - I don't know just, 1206 01:10:54,318 --> 01:10:55,552 I'd love to see the Pacific Ocean. 1207 01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:56,586 I know that sounds cheesy 1208 01:10:56,620 --> 01:10:58,322 but I've never seen it. 1209 01:10:58,355 --> 01:10:59,589 I wanna put my feet in it. 1210 01:10:59,623 --> 01:11:01,491 I want to see the sun set over the ocean. 1211 01:11:01,525 --> 01:11:03,427 - [Voiceover] David? - Yeah? 1212 01:11:03,460 --> 01:11:05,429 - [Voiceover] Pull over when you get the chance. 1213 01:11:05,462 --> 01:11:07,531 - Okay. Alright. Are you okay? 1214 01:11:07,564 --> 01:11:08,498 - [Voiceover] Yeah just pull over. 1215 01:11:08,532 --> 01:11:09,433 - [Voiceover] All right. 1216 01:11:09,466 --> 01:11:10,400 - [Voiceover] At the next exit. 1217 01:11:10,434 --> 01:11:13,303 - [Voiceover] Okay sure. 1218 01:11:24,614 --> 01:11:29,519 (country music) 1219 01:11:46,836 --> 01:11:48,672 - You're all right? 1220 01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:53,343 - I'm fine. 1221 01:12:06,089 --> 01:12:08,091 - [Voiceover] What is this? 1222 01:12:08,124 --> 01:12:09,092 - [Voiceover] David what are you doing? 1223 01:12:09,125 --> 01:12:12,128 - [Voiceover] Do you see this? 1224 01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:14,731 It's crazy. It's like an abandoned water park or something. 1225 01:12:14,764 --> 01:12:16,433 - Come one let's go. I wanna go. 1226 01:12:16,466 --> 01:12:18,435 - [Voiceover] No hang on. I want to see this. 1227 01:12:18,468 --> 01:12:20,704 It looks awesome. 1228 01:12:20,737 --> 01:12:23,072 - [Voiceover] Okay. 10 minutes tops! 1229 01:12:23,106 --> 01:12:24,708 - [Voiceover] Okay. 1230 01:12:36,620 --> 01:12:39,589 - [Voiceover] Woah. This is something else. 1231 01:12:46,530 --> 01:12:48,432 Woah. 1232 01:12:50,534 --> 01:12:53,870 That must be where the slides were, jeez. 1233 01:12:57,907 --> 01:13:00,710 All through here. Oh they had like a lazy river. 1234 01:13:07,717 --> 01:13:09,686 Oh shit. Ow! Ow! 1235 01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:13,757 How old is this? 1236 01:13:13,790 --> 01:13:14,924 I thought water parks were kind of a 1237 01:13:14,958 --> 01:13:18,462 relatively new thing this is. 1238 01:13:18,962 --> 01:13:20,630 Wow. 1239 01:13:30,607 --> 01:13:32,809 I guess this place is good as any. 1240 01:13:34,177 --> 01:13:35,078 Rachel! 1241 01:13:35,111 --> 01:13:36,746 - What? 1242 01:13:36,780 --> 01:13:38,014 - [Voiceover] Just come here for a minute. 1243 01:13:38,047 --> 01:13:40,784 This place is so cool. 1244 01:13:46,790 --> 01:13:49,493 The hell happened here? 1245 01:13:49,793 --> 01:13:52,195 Oh my God. 1246 01:13:52,228 --> 01:13:54,598 This crack has took down for degression huh. 1247 01:14:21,124 --> 01:14:25,461 Hello? Rachel? 1248 01:14:35,639 --> 01:14:37,774 Is somebody there? 1249 01:14:48,652 --> 01:14:50,887 Woah. 1250 01:14:51,721 --> 01:14:53,489 Oh this is. 1251 01:15:04,868 --> 01:15:07,003 Jesus you scared the shit out of me. 1252 01:15:07,036 --> 01:15:09,105 - I want to get out of here right now. 1253 01:15:09,138 --> 01:15:10,306 - [Voiceover] All right. Okay. Fine. 1254 01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:11,240 Just let me film this. 1255 01:15:11,274 --> 01:15:12,241 - No, no, no, like right now. 1256 01:15:12,275 --> 01:15:13,610 - [Voiceover] All right. 1257 01:15:13,643 --> 01:15:14,844 - [Voiceover] David! 1258 01:15:16,946 --> 01:15:19,248 Rachel, Rachel get to the car right now. 1259 01:15:19,816 --> 01:15:21,585 Run! Run! 1260 01:15:21,618 --> 01:15:23,553 You son of a bitch! 1261 01:15:30,694 --> 01:15:32,195 Where are you fucking asshole? 1262 01:15:32,228 --> 01:15:34,631 Just leave us alone! 1263 01:15:37,166 --> 01:15:39,836 Show yourself you coward! 1264 01:15:39,869 --> 01:15:42,138 Where are you? 1265 01:15:52,281 --> 01:15:54,718 - Shh. 1266 01:15:54,751 --> 01:15:58,588 (grunts heavily) 1267 01:16:04,227 --> 01:16:05,161 - Stop please stop! 1268 01:16:05,194 --> 01:16:06,863 - Who are you? Why are you following us? 1269 01:16:06,896 --> 01:16:08,331 - Stop! 1270 01:16:08,364 --> 01:16:09,966 - You do not understand! 1271 01:16:09,999 --> 01:16:12,001 - I understand perfectly you're a fucking psycho! 1272 01:16:12,035 --> 01:16:14,203 You've been following us since Colorado! 1273 01:16:18,407 --> 01:16:20,576 Chicago! 1274 01:16:22,746 --> 01:16:26,282 - You, you're the guy. 1275 01:16:26,315 --> 01:16:28,351 - I'm not who you think I am. 1276 01:16:28,384 --> 01:16:30,153 I know what you're thinking and you're wrong, 1277 01:16:30,186 --> 01:16:32,321 but I'm not the press. 1278 01:16:35,424 --> 01:16:36,860 She is! 1279 01:16:36,893 --> 01:16:39,629 - What? 1280 01:16:41,831 --> 01:16:44,367 Put the gun down he's down. 1281 01:16:45,434 --> 01:16:46,302 Rachel. 1282 01:16:46,335 --> 01:16:48,371 (gun shot fired) 1283 01:16:48,404 --> 01:16:53,609 (grunts heavily) 1284 01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:59,282 Rachel. 1285 01:17:01,084 --> 01:17:03,152 Rachel. 1286 01:17:09,358 --> 01:17:14,030 - [Voiceover] Wednesday, 12, 9:26 pm. 1287 01:17:15,899 --> 01:17:17,967 I know have visual confirmation that Rachel Malone is 1288 01:17:18,001 --> 01:17:21,070 directly responsible for the murder occurring last night 1289 01:17:21,104 --> 01:17:25,909 as well as near certainty that she's tied to several others. 1290 01:17:27,243 --> 01:17:30,446 My primary goal of detaining her 1291 01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:34,283 and starting her back in the program has been 1292 01:17:34,317 --> 01:17:37,787 thwarted by her being one step ahead. 1293 01:17:37,821 --> 01:17:41,758 My new objective is to warn her travel partner 1294 01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:44,360 David Richmond about her illness without alarming him 1295 01:17:44,393 --> 01:17:47,363 and alerting her of my intentions. 1296 01:17:47,396 --> 01:17:49,866 There's just so much to learn. 1297 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:54,370 I just, I fear this journey may have become too dangerous. 1298 01:18:15,925 --> 01:18:18,094 What are you drawing Rachel? 1299 01:18:18,127 --> 01:18:21,397 - The dog in the house. 1300 01:18:21,430 --> 01:18:24,067 The dog goes in the house. 1301 01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:25,468 - Is it your dog? 1302 01:18:25,501 --> 01:18:28,304 - No my dog is dead. 1303 01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:31,374 - And what happened to your dog? 1304 01:18:31,407 --> 01:18:33,442 - I don't wanna talk about it. 1305 01:18:33,476 --> 01:18:34,978 - Yesterday you promised me that today 1306 01:18:35,011 --> 01:18:37,380 we would talk about it. 1307 01:18:37,413 --> 01:18:40,249 Do you remember how you promised me that Rachel? 1308 01:18:40,784 --> 01:18:41,985 Well when you make a promise 1309 01:18:42,018 --> 01:18:44,020 you have to keep it. 1310 01:18:45,989 --> 01:18:48,357 Do you understand that? 1311 01:18:49,392 --> 01:18:51,761 Rachel do you understand that? 1312 01:18:51,795 --> 01:18:54,363 - I cut my dog's throat open. 1313 01:18:54,397 --> 01:18:57,400 - [Voiceover] Why did you do that Rachel? 1314 01:18:57,433 --> 01:19:00,269 - (shrugs) 1315 01:19:01,404 --> 01:19:04,307 - [Voiceover] Why did you kill your dog Rachel? 1316 01:19:07,476 --> 01:19:08,878 Is it the same reason that you killed 1317 01:19:08,912 --> 01:19:10,413 the other pets on your street? 1318 01:19:10,446 --> 01:19:13,883 - When I did those things, my headache went away. 1319 01:19:20,957 --> 01:19:24,060 - [Voiceover] Okay why don't you finish your drawing 1320 01:19:24,093 --> 01:19:26,429 and I'll come back in a little bit okay?