0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 1 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,559 Mountains. 2 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:32,439 Empty road. 3 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,079 More empty road. 4 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,639 Empty road with tractor. 5 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,199 Mailboxes. 6 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,319 House with satellite dish. 7 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,559 Youth centre backyard. 8 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:58,439 Stupid sheep. Stupid hay bales. 9 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,199 Stupid trampoline girls. 10 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,999 Welcome to Skoddeheimen. 11 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:11,919 TURN ME ON, GODDAMMIT 12 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:20,679 Oh, hallelujah! 13 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:25,279 You should see how stiff and huge my dick is. 14 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,999 Big, warm, strong and... 15 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:32,759 Simply glorious. Would you like me to get inside you? 16 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:36,679 I just want to get inside you and let it go. 17 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,279 Jeez, am I ever hard. 18 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:43,879 Are you getting there? Well, this is it. 19 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:48,159 I'm officially about to come. What about you? 20 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,359 Hello? 21 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:54,319 -Alma? -In the kitchen. 22 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:59,799 -Hi, darling. How was school today? -As usual. 23 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:07,399 -What about you? -Not quite as usual. 24 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,759 A local news crew came to see us. 25 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:15,359 My boss at the turnip plant won them over with his charm. 26 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,439 Why's the phone on the floor? 27 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:43,239 -Hi, Alma. -Hi, Artur. 28 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,199 -Nice dog. -Bingo. 29 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,159 Mind if I join you? 30 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:02,399 At night I dream that Artur climbs in through my window. 31 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,839 He looks tenderly at me. 32 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:17,319 He leads me to the bed. 33 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,719 He carefully lays me down. 34 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:34,439 He pulls up my nightgown and caresses me with warm hands. 35 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,839 He lies down beside me, holds me close. 36 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:05,159 Stays there until morning. 37 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:11,039 -I'm heading this way. -Okay. 38 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,039 You going to the party? 39 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,479 -Yeah. -Cool. 40 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,999 -Sorry. -Smoking isn't healthy. 41 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:51,759 No, it's damn unhealthy. But it calms me down. 42 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:56,199 -I'm serious. We don't have all day. -You're right. 43 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,799 -What about him? -Perfect. 44 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,759 -Excuse me? Hi. -Hi. 45 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:26,319 I was going to buy beer, but forgot my ID at home. 46 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,639 What a pity. 47 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:47,399 -He was all right. -Well, maybe. 48 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,639 Hurry. The bus. 49 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:12,679 -Do you have to? Every time? -Yeah. 50 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:23,919 -Wild Wet Dreams, Stig speaking? -Hi, it's Alma. 51 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:29,159 Alma? Jeez, I was worried. You just vanished. What happened? 52 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:32,359 -Mom came home. -Oh dear. 53 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,919 -She didn't get it. -Well, that's good. 54 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:40,839 -Just so you know. Call you later. -Please do, Alma. 55 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:45,879 -What do you think? -Pretty neat. 56 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:49,719 -Jogging reduces sick leave. -It that a problem? 57 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:53,199 It could become one. You never know. 58 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:56,999 In any case, it's a good idea to stay in shape. 59 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,319 Bye. 60 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,439 -Hi, Magda. -Hi. 61 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:19,759 Artur's going to the party. I've bought a new dress. 62 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:23,399 I had my doubts. Then Maria came in and said: 63 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:26,639 I think you look hot. Buy it. 64 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:33,839 Maria's cool. My best friends' big sister. Studies sociology in Oslo. 65 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,879 She said, "Come and visit me. Bring Artur along." 66 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,439 Then she winked slyly. 67 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:49,359 "Hi, Artur." "Hi, Alma." 68 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:52,719 "Wanna step outside?" "Okay." 69 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:56,999 We run through the forest. 70 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:10,519 Artur looks at me. 71 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:14,159 He says we're alike, and belong together. 72 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,559 He takes my hand in his. 73 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,519 And we're one. 74 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:45,879 -Leaving already? -Can't stay too long. 75 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:51,639 Behave at the party. Don't drink until you puke or get pregnant. Okay? 76 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:55,559 All right. Bye, Maria. 77 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:05,719 She's having a blast in Oslo. Parties, concerts, cool roommates. 78 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,399 While we're here, locked up, oppressed. 79 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:14,159 -Take it easy. -I'm sick of this hole. 80 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:19,719 -I'm so done with it. I'm leaving. -So where are you gonna go? 81 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:24,399 To Texas, to work to abolish capital punishment. 82 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:26,999 -How? -Raising awareness. 83 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:31,719 Like, daily demos outside the courtrooms. 84 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:35,999 -Good luck. -You wanna spend your life here? 85 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:39,919 Be a shop clerk, party on until you turn gray? 86 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,319 -I'll get an education later. -In what? 87 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:47,199 Master of stacking and bachelor of price tagging? 88 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:15,319 There's Artur. He plays guitar in the choir band. 89 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:19,279 -And I'm singing solo. Hi! -Hi, Artur. 90 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:28,919 All men are potential rapists. They can do it if they want. 91 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:31,679 -But don't. -They have the gear. 92 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,839 -Relax, will you? -I'm relaxed. 93 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:50,439 This singer's a fascist. He's always been. 94 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,239 -As if. -It's true. 95 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,999 -Ready to step outside? -No. 96 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,559 -I'll wait a bit. -Me too. 97 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:50,919 -Why the big smile? -He poked me with his dick. Artur. 98 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:54,839 -Artur. -He poked you with his dick? 99 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,679 -What do you mean? -I was outside. Artur came. 100 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:02,759 He stood beside me, opened his fly and got out his boner. 101 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:06,239 He pushed it against my thigh. Like this. 102 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,919 -You sure it was his dick? -Yeah. 103 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:15,279 -I was just catching some fresh air. -Listen to yourself! 104 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:20,799 It's like... Hello, Alma! "He poked me with his dick!" Get real. 105 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:27,479 -You know what Alma just said? -I need a smoke. 106 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,799 -That you poked her with your dick. -Thanks a lot, Alma. 107 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:36,359 But... He did poke me with his dick. 108 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:42,719 Well, I've seen enough boners to know they'd shrink around you. 109 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,919 So off the mark. 110 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,519 Alma, are you awake? 111 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:01,079 Yeah. 112 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,919 -May I come in? -No. 113 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:11,679 Alma, you're much too young to drink beer. 114 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,679 -I'm almost 16. -Alma, please... 115 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:18,639 Please what? Please turn 16, or please don't? 116 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,999 -You know what I mean. -I've got a fever. 117 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,879 I won't allow it in any case. 118 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,439 Alma home? 119 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:40,559 -Morning, Alma. -Hi. 120 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:46,759 What happened yesterday outside the youth centre? 121 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,879 I don't remember. I was drunk. 122 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:54,079 Aren't you afraid I'll infect you? 123 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,679 I'm gonna take off my pants. 124 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:18,199 You're gonna go down on me, then I'll go down on you. Okay? 125 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:22,159 Artur came by. He fucked me. He loved it. 126 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,239 But I want more. I want more. 127 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,919 Touch them. 128 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,599 Oh yes, Alma. 129 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:36,879 Now go down on me, or I'll hammer your head in. 130 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,359 Get me a hammer. Now! 131 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,919 Hello? 132 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:53,639 Everyone knows what you said. Nobody wants to talk to you. 133 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:59,639 Ingrid came to see me. She took out her lip gloss. 134 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,279 I wanted a hammer inside me. 135 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:06,519 I got up. Brushed against her with my tit. She screamed: 136 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,799 -God damn it! -And left. 137 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,159 My personal hell just broke loose. 138 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:20,319 Alma! We've overslept. Get up! I'll drive you. 139 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,159 I'm really sorry. 140 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,239 Have a nice day. 141 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,759 Let me see. 142 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,919 "Anyone poked you with..." 143 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,639 Silence. 144 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,399 Day 1: The note. 145 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,399 Day 2: Me and the garbage bin. 146 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:25,199 Day 3... 147 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,639 "Dick-Alma". 148 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:32,359 Mission outcast accomplished. 149 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:43,519 -I want a hash cigarette. -A hash cigarette? 150 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,999 -Yes please. -All right. 151 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:51,559 We'll fix it during the lunch break. Hundred kroner. Okay? 152 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:53,839 Has anyone poked Alma with his dick lately? 153 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:59,879 Does anyone want to smoke this with me? Artur, what about you? 154 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,079 Huh? 155 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:28,679 That day, Artur walked me home from the bus stop. He said: 156 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:34,519 I don't really like the sisters, at least not the blond one, Ingrid. 157 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:37,639 -I think she's stupid. -You do? 158 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:44,439 I really like you, Alma. But it's so hard to express what I feel. 159 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,639 You're so... 160 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,759 -Unpopular. -That's right. 161 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,799 From now on it's us. I'll always defend you. 162 00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:01,479 It's too late. I'm moving to New York to become a model. 163 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,559 But... 164 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,319 What's that? 165 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:13,759 We hurry home. Mom's not there. 166 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:18,839 We jump into her bed, tear off our clothes and have sex. 167 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,359 Then we smoke the hash cigarette. 168 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:42,839 Artur blows smoke rings like a pro. 169 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:47,279 I turn soft. Artur turns hard. 170 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:53,839 Then we keep having sex until sunrise. 171 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,679 Dick-Alma, Dick-Alma! 172 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:37,719 -Where have you been? -The mailbox at the grocery store. 173 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,159 All right. 174 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:48,999 It seems impossible, but you can feel his stench all the way up here. 175 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,239 Time for a break soon. 176 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:30,399 Ingrid will apply more lip gloss. Then she'll approach Artur and say: 177 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:35,279 "You gotta see this." She'll pull him into the broom closet. 178 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,559 Let him fondle her big, fat tits. 179 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,799 They kiss, agree to marry and have brats. 180 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,199 Goddamn choir slut. 181 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,439 Good enough? 182 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,439 Hi. 183 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,399 -Cool jacket. -Thanks. 184 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,359 This sucks big time. 185 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,159 I know. Hopeless. 186 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,879 -What is it? -Feel the smell? 187 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,479 -No. -Hash. 188 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:58,319 -It stinks of hash. My jacket. -The only stench here is of sweat. 189 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,719 -No, it's hash. I promise. -Very well. 190 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,439 -I'm not crazy. -Surely not. 191 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:42,639 -Hi, Kjartan. -Hello, Saralou. 192 00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:01,319 -Why are you looking at me? -Sorry. I'm stoned. 193 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:06,919 -You want some? I've got more. -No thanks. 194 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,999 Maybe some other time? 195 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,479 I'm not into that shit. 196 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:18,599 -Goodbye. -Bye, Saralou. 197 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,839 6374 kroner?! 198 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,599 What's this? "Service number"? 199 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:48,239 Alma, have you been calling this service number? 200 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,399 It's phone sex. 201 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:57,399 -Phone sex? -Relax. 202 00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:01,799 -I'll pay for it. -But you don't have a job. 203 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:05,719 Maybe Sebjørn needs help at the store? 204 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,839 Right. 205 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:13,439 We'll call him. Promise not to do it again. Deal? 206 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,959 Deal. Don't say I need it to pay for phone sex. 207 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:20,199 -Don't be so direct. -Phone sex! 208 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:23,399 -Alma! Service number. -Phone sex, damn it! 209 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:32,159 Phone sex! Your sick daughter needs phone sex! 210 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,279 -I'm dialling. -Don't say it. 211 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,959 We'll see. 212 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,279 -Did you tell him? -No. 213 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:02,039 You can start... 214 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:09,319 You can start tomorrow. 215 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:15,359 Just tell me one thing, Alma. Why on earth did you call a service number? 216 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,879 Because I'm horny. 217 00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,759 I think I need to be alone now. 218 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,399 -This your hideout? -Yeah. 219 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,399 "He poked me with his dick." Well put. 220 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,919 A classic. 221 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,399 You didn't worry about the consequences? 222 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,439 -Nope. -What's it like? 223 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,079 I wanna do like this and scream. 224 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:45,039 -Then do it. -Just did. Felt like a fool. 225 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,439 I've never been in love. 226 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,919 Not that I wanna be. 227 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,279 -Not until I'm far away from here. -Why not? 228 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,839 -I'd end up a housewife. -Is that what happens? 229 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,039 Correct. 230 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:14,159 Mom was gonna study in Bergen. 231 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,159 She met dad. End of story. 232 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:27,919 I can hang with you here, but not at school. Okay? 233 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,479 Okay. 234 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,639 -Hello? -Hi, it's Stig. 235 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:43,399 This is your monthly bonus call. Are you ready? 236 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:47,719 -Yes. -We're in a metropolis. New York. 237 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:52,399 It's evening. It's raining, pouring down outside the UN. 238 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:58,199 I come in through the entrance, run to the elevator. Are you with me? 239 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:02,719 You're there, in a suit skirt. You gaze hungrily at me. 240 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:08,279 I feel my dick growing, a huge tower building up. I open my zipper. 241 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:13,439 You look at my dick. It's even bigger now. I lift up your skirt. 242 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:17,719 -My suit skirt? -I find the way, thrust into America. 243 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,599 You're dripping wet, so... 244 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,439 Alma? 245 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,999 Dinnertime! 246 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,319 Eating alone wasn't much fun. 247 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:13,239 It didn't taste good. We can eat dinner together tomorrow. 248 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,999 Hurray for that. It's rubbish anyway. 249 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,959 -What? -It tastes like shit. 250 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,079 After "bag", say "receipt". 251 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,799 If they say "yes", just... 252 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:38,639 -There. Super simple, right? -Yeah. 253 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,639 It's always quiet this time of day. 254 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,999 Before the rush. 255 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,559 -Boring? -Yeah, a bit. 256 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,679 You know what we'll do now? 257 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,439 Close the store. 258 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,919 Then we'll go to the back and... 259 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,319 All night. 260 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,439 You're so hot. 261 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:48,879 You have no idea. 262 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,879 Alma. 263 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:16,679 Hello? Hello? 264 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,679 39.50. 265 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,679 I was bored, so I tried riding a roll of coins. 266 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:49,519 Then Sebjørn turned up in my fantasy. 267 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:53,159 What's the matter with me? 268 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,439 And Artur simply left. 269 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,199 Why can't he just admit it? 270 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,359 -Why can't you admit it? -Jeez, you're sick. 271 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,799 But you did it. Yes, you did it! You did it! 272 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,559 Ouch. Huge ouch. 273 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:25,159 -Not good. Pull yourself together. -Go fuck yourself. 274 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:30,159 -That's no way to address a teacher. -Fine, spongeface. 275 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:43,279 People? My birthday's next week. I'm having a party. 276 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,879 Here you go. 277 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,239 No. 278 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,239 -Why not? -That's just how it is. 279 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:26,359 -How are things at school? -Fine. 280 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,159 -That's good. -Really. 281 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,879 Well, I'll go complete the orders. 282 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:48,159 I bet mom's ecstatic that I'm working two evenings a week. 283 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:52,399 She can barely stand looking at me anymore. 284 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,159 She tries. I mean, she's my mom. 285 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,479 But she can't stand it. 286 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,679 She knows I'm horny. It grosses her out. 287 00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,519 Maybe she's heard me. 288 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,559 Artur! 289 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,679 I can see it in her face. 290 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,439 She's guaranteed heard me. 291 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,159 Little raisin. 292 00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,919 -Saralou! -Kjartan, hi. 293 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:56,079 -I've written you a poem. -A poem? 294 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,679 Beautiful. 295 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,079 Why don't you want to be with me? 296 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:28,239 Because I don't follow the social norm of showers and deodorants? 297 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,519 -That's not it. -My pitiful moustache? 298 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:35,399 -No. -Then what? 299 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:39,719 I wanna get out of here. Away from Skoddeheimen. 300 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:45,039 The day I turn 16, I'll get a moped. Then we can leave at once. 301 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:49,679 -Where do you wanna go? -Texas. Abolish capital punishment. 302 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,399 -Important issue. -Very. 303 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,919 You know, I like the way you smell. 304 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,439 Rank, but real. 305 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:12,199 Could you dust the magazine shelf? I'll pay you an extra half hour. 306 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,199 -Of course. -Super. 307 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,759 Thanks a lot. 308 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:24,079 He bikes off with his bike helmet. When he gets home, - 309 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:28,479 - he asks Ingrid why she's stopped seeing Alma. 310 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,199 "You used to be inseparable." 311 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:35,599 "Haven't you heard?" "No." 312 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:40,679 "She said Artur poked her with his dick. She's a pervo." 313 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,279 Sebjørn is speechless. 314 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,759 I have to cut this out. 315 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:10,639 -Pull myself together. Behave. -Smart. 316 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,559 -Well, cheers. -Cheers. 317 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,759 -By the way, I'm in love. -No?! 318 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,319 -Big crisis. -But that's great! 319 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:50,199 -I must be cold, hard, let it pass. -Good plan. 320 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,479 Not really. 321 00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,319 -Who's the lucky guy? -Kjartan. 322 00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:01,719 -Sara and Kjartan. -God damn it. 323 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,679 -Lousy town! -Shitty store! 324 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,879 -Stupid republic! -Crap phone bill! 325 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:13,199 -Asshole American legal system! -Goddamn choir! 326 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:18,559 Fuck social democracy! Fuck society! I mean it, damn it! 327 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,679 -Cheers. -Cheers. 328 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,399 -I think Artur likes you. -Oh? 329 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,999 Yeah, I'm almost certain. 330 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:34,479 -Why do you think so? -Well, I dunno. 331 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,359 -I just think so. -You do? 332 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:42,359 Yeah. Imagine. Me dating Kjartan. You dating Artur. 333 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:45,999 -We could go on a double date. -Fine by me. 334 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,719 Hello? Oh hi, Sebjørn. 335 00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,639 A porn mag? 336 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:22,079 Listen, there's something abnormal about Alma. 337 00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:26,999 So... Could you give her one more chance, please? 338 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:32,239 Thank you so much. 339 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:38,839 Porn? You really want to support such a vile business? 340 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,039 -You're grounded. Go to your room. -Fine. 341 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,399 -Again? -We've got regular days now. 342 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:08,679 Tuesdays and Thursdays. It's very popular. You're still grounded. 343 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:12,159 -I'm thirsty. -All right. 344 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,159 I'm using the safety lock. 345 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,919 Alma Solheimslid. 346 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:45,599 16 years old in three months. An outcast, shunned by everyone. 347 00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:51,519 Because I said Artur poked me with his dick. He just said: 348 00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,919 Thanks a lot, Alma. 349 00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:58,639 Well, thanks the same, Artur. 350 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,399 -Alma, are you here? -I'm here. 351 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,879 Good. I've got a plan. 352 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:27,399 -Don't cry when I can't comfort you. -I'm not crying. 353 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,519 Good. 354 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:43,439 I think it's time you had a word with Artur. 355 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:47,599 -I don't know. -Maybe you'll get your life back? 356 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,319 -You going to Kari's party? -Think so. 357 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:57,199 It's certain to be boring. She's so anal. 358 00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,359 Yeah. 359 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:16,679 -You gonna start coughing? -I know you met Alma. 360 00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:21,879 I followed you. You were going to the mailbox. I saw you in the bus shed. 361 00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:27,359 I asked myself why they never wrote back. Checked your desk drawer. 362 00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:31,959 Full of unsent letters. So who's Sebjørn's "radical" daughter? 363 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:36,799 -A disloyal, pathetic hypocrite. -Alma never did anything wrong. 364 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:41,359 -Except lying. -What if it's Artur who's lying? 365 00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,639 -No. He tried to kiss me yesterday. -Right. 366 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,439 -It's true! -I'm sick of this. 367 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:51,879 I'm going to talk to Alma at school on Monday. 368 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:55,519 Hello? Aren't we going to a party?! 369 00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,359 Wild Wet Dreams, Stig speaking? 370 00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,919 -It's Alma. -Hi! 371 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:11,279 It's been a while. Enough to suspect you got lucky. Am I right? 372 00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,439 -I'm afraid not. -Ready to get it on? 373 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,079 I'm not in the mood. 374 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:22,359 -Is it Artur? Doesn't he want you? -No. Nobody wants me. 375 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:26,999 Sure they do! There's always someone out there. 376 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,759 -Talking about yourself? -Nope. 377 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:34,359 I've got enough to cope with. But think, Alma. 378 00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:39,799 There must be someone you can talk to, someone who understands you. 379 00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,919 Maybe. I'm not sure. 380 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:50,679 Well, then there's just one thing that helps. 381 00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,879 -What? -Booze. 382 00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:58,639 Sara writes letters to prisoners on death row. Ingrid's a soloist. 383 00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:02,359 Maria is having a great time in Oslo. 384 00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,439 How are things with Alma? 385 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,559 Well... 386 00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:13,399 I feel bad, saying this about my own daughter, but... 387 00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:17,079 I hate it. She only thinks about one thing: 388 00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:21,719 Sex. She calls sex hotlines and steals porn magazines. 389 00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:27,079 And I've heard her many times. I'm so embarrassed. 390 00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:31,559 -I don't know what to do. -Poor thing. 391 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:38,039 -Have you never heard yours? -No. 392 00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,039 -Hello? -Hi, you prick. 393 00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:31,159 -We belong together. -You're sick. 394 00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:35,759 Come here. 395 00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:42,079 -You poked me with your dick. -I didn't. 396 00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:45,879 -You did. You did. -No, Alma. 397 00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:49,479 -You poked me with your dick! -Okay. Fine. 398 00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:55,959 -I thought it meant something. -It didn't. 399 00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,999 -My life's ruined. -I know, but... 400 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:03,799 -So I should admit it to everyone? -That would be nice. 401 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,999 -No way. -We belong together. 402 00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,399 We have to be together. 403 00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,759 Alma... 404 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,479 I already have a girlfriend. 405 00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:27,159 Turid. From Stavanger. 406 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,559 We met at the Choirival last year. 407 00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:39,079 -The Choirival? -It's a festival for Ten Sing choirs. 408 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,759 Sorry. 409 00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:37,799 -Oslo? -Yeah. 410 00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:39,999 Hop in. 411 00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:21,159 Hey? Come on. 412 00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:23,359 We're there. 413 00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:57,639 The first recess is in fifteen minutes. 414 00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:03,759 Artur will look to where I usually stand. 415 00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,279 Børre will notice, and say: 416 00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:10,439 "Alma's not at school today." "What do you mean?" 417 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:14,959 "You have to be strong to take the kind of shit she's taken." 418 00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:17,519 Artur will feel guilty. 419 00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:24,519 "She's really kinda cute." Einar nods his head. 420 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,879 Artur basically agrees. He's starting to regret. 421 00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:31,399 But it's too late. 422 00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:34,319 'Cause I'm never going back. 423 00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:44,799 -Hello? -Is Maria home? 424 00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:57,079 -Hi. I'm Elisabeth. -Alma. 425 00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,359 Come in. 426 00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:12,759 -Does Maria know you're coming? -No. 427 00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:16,479 -Because it's a bit early. -No problem. 428 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,639 You've got a visitor. 429 00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,679 -Alma? -Hi. 430 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,959 What are you doing here? 431 00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:41,639 Good morning, sunshine. 432 00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:48,399 Hi. 433 00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:51,439 -Cool jacket. -Thanks. 434 00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:17,279 Are you okay? 435 00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:20,039 Not really. 436 00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:28,719 It's pretty stressful these days. 437 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:33,439 The exams are coming up, and I'm way behind. 438 00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:38,479 -We can talk this evening, okay? -Sure. 439 00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:43,639 Good to see you. 440 00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:59,399 Hi, this is Dick-Alma's sex hotline. Leave a message or fuck off. 441 00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,479 -Hi, Magda. -Hi. 442 00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:12,759 Sorry to disturb you. Alma didn't come home last night. 443 00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,439 Is that so? 444 00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:17,959 -You haven't seen her? -No. 445 00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:22,159 Sorry about the curtain. 446 00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:25,959 -It was mean. -It was stupid. Unnecessary. 447 00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:30,199 Imagine, insinuating that I spy on people. 448 00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:33,879 -Of course you don't. -No, of course not. 449 00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:42,159 So you haven't seen Alma? 450 00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,439 Let's see... 451 00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:51,759 At around eight yesterday evening, Alma came out the door. 452 00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:56,679 Evidently upset. Gave me the finger. She walked down the road. 453 00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,679 Turned left, probably to see Artur. 454 00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:04,759 Two hours later, at half past ten, I saw her in the passenger seat - 455 01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:09,199 - of a pale blue Volvo. I assume they drove to town. 456 01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:13,359 -She probably hitchhiked to Oslo. -Jesus! Oslo? 457 01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:17,359 You know, her great idol lives there, Maria. 458 01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:21,719 -Sebjørn's eldest daughter. -Thank you. 459 01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:27,839 Well, Alma's been very much alone here lately. 460 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:32,319 -You know what happened at the party? -No. 461 01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:42,039 -Who was that? -Unknown caller. 462 01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,839 -Did you run away from home? -Yeah. 463 01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:51,399 -Why? -Alma doesn't have to tell everyone. 464 01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:54,199 -It's okay. -Let's hear it. 465 01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:04,719 Right, about six weeks ago, there was a party at the youth centre. 466 01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:06,719 Everything was normal. 467 01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:11,959 Then I went out for a beer. Artur came and stood beside me. 468 01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:17,479 We stood there. Suddenly, out of the blue, he unzipped his fly - 469 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:22,799 - and took out his dick, erected, and poked it against my thigh. 470 01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:26,279 -You must be kidding. -I'm not. 471 01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:29,919 I was like, "He poked me with his dick!" 472 01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:34,279 Nobody believed me. Artur denied it, of course. 473 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:38,439 It wasn't very popular. 'Cause someone else likes Artur - 474 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:44,279 - more than normal, and she made the whole region think I was mental. 475 01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:48,719 Nobody talks to me at school. They call me "Dick-Alma". 476 01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,719 Shit. 477 01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:55,399 So I hitchhiked here. 478 01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:07,679 There's nothing wrong with you, Alma. Nothing at all. 479 01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:12,719 If you ask me, this Artur guy has the hots for you. 480 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:16,399 I mean, you don't just poke your dick at anyone. 481 01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:22,839 -Cheers. -Here's to you, Alma. 482 01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:27,679 Forget Artur. 483 01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:33,999 Dick-Alma, Dick-Alma, - 484 01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:36,879 - where did you go? 485 01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,639 Queen of the night. 486 01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:44,079 Something went wrong, but now you're in the city, - 487 01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:47,639 - everything feels all right. 488 01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:50,199 You smile so lovely, - 489 01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:54,559 - you're the one I want, you're Dick-Alma. 490 01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:13,639 I mean, damn it, you're Dick-Alma! 491 01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:23,759 Let the dorks eat shit. Dick-Alma rules! 492 01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:07,919 "Little raisin"! 493 01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:14,239 Hey, you have to answer it. 494 01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:20,479 Hi, this is Alma's phone. 495 01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:24,599 She's here. 496 01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:50,439 My boss gave me a week off for the fall vacation. 497 01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:53,279 We're going to Paris! 498 01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,719 Really? 499 01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:58,919 Cool! 500 01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:15,159 The turnip plant boss? 501 01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:18,999 Hi. 502 01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:22,439 -Arild. -Alma. 503 01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:24,639 Nice. 504 01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:28,199 Bye. 505 01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:50,079 Artur? What are you doing here? 506 01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:52,479 Can you come down? 507 01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:00,239 Hi. 508 01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:06,519 I lied to you the other day. 509 01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:11,679 -Saying it didn't mean anything. -It's okay. What's done is done. 510 01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:14,079 But... 511 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:17,759 -Yes? -I think I'm in love with you. 512 01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:23,359 Artur, stop it. You had your shot, and boy did you blow it. 513 01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:25,759 Guitar player or not. 514 01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:29,399 -We're two of a kind. Alike. -I'm no coward. 515 01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:35,079 -No. -Goodbye, Artur. 516 01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:21,479 Hi. 517 01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:26,199 -Our hitchhiker? -Your sister says hello. 518 01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:28,399 Cool. 519 01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:50,759 What happened, Ingrid? 520 01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:54,359 -Lip gloss overdose. -Oh dear. 521 01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:08,359 I POKED ALMA WITH MY DICK 522 01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:23,639 So you're Artur? 523 01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:25,759 Yeah. 524 01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:37,719 Mommy? 525 01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:40,079 Can Artur sleep over? 526 01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:42,719 No.