1 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:28,343 Holly, you've got to open up. 2 00:00:28,378 --> 00:00:30,546 I'm not so sure about this. 3 00:00:30,580 --> 00:00:34,450 - Come on. - Open the door, tough guy. 4 00:00:34,484 --> 00:00:35,484 Okay. 5 00:00:38,588 --> 00:00:41,490 You look awesome. Turn. 6 00:00:41,524 --> 00:00:44,560 I-I cannot believe that you talked me into going to the dance. 7 00:00:44,594 --> 00:00:46,729 I thought you said you've been to, like, a million schools. 8 00:00:46,763 --> 00:00:50,666 Schools, a million. Dances, zero. 9 00:00:55,638 --> 00:00:57,272 I'll get it! 10 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,274 Go. 11 00:01:04,380 --> 00:01:07,282 It's a simple matter of self-preservation. 12 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:11,720 I mean, when you move around a lot, you just don't let yourself get attached. 13 00:01:11,755 --> 00:01:14,490 Much less make plans to go to school dances. 14 00:01:14,524 --> 00:01:19,461 I hate to break it to you, but in exactly one week, your streak is officially going to end. 15 00:01:26,603 --> 00:01:28,470 Maybe you're right. 16 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:33,442 Surprise! 17 00:01:33,476 --> 00:01:34,476 Come in. Jean, 18 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:36,478 um, 19 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,547 we need to talk. 20 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:41,383 What?! 21 00:01:41,417 --> 00:01:43,385 Jean... Why? How could you? 22 00:01:43,419 --> 00:01:45,687 Jean... Don't you "Jean" me! 23 00:01:45,722 --> 00:01:47,556 Just calm down. Please. Calm down, please. 24 00:01:47,590 --> 00:01:50,459 Just calm down. Why are you telling me this? Are you in love with her? 25 00:01:50,493 --> 00:01:52,294 She meant nothing to me. Oh. 26 00:01:52,328 --> 00:01:55,297 Well, technically, they meant nothing to me. They? 27 00:01:55,331 --> 00:01:57,399 They?! Look on the bright side. 28 00:01:57,433 --> 00:01:58,600 It's out of my system. 29 00:02:02,272 --> 00:02:03,405 Have a nice day. 30 00:02:11,481 --> 00:02:14,516 Explain this to me again. 31 00:02:17,353 --> 00:02:20,622 Patsy's back. It's packing time. 32 00:02:20,657 --> 00:02:23,258 Does this mean you're not going to the dance? 33 00:02:23,293 --> 00:02:25,013 We'll be gone by the end of the week. 34 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,564 I'll stay in touch. 35 00:02:28,598 --> 00:02:30,732 Bye. 36 00:02:32,535 --> 00:02:34,736 I'll miss you. 37 00:02:36,673 --> 00:02:42,411 How can I be just your friend? 38 00:02:47,317 --> 00:02:49,551 Where are we going this time? 39 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:52,654 There's a spot open at Dolores's bakery. 40 00:02:52,689 --> 00:02:56,225 You know, I've always wanted to go there. You kids will love Brooklyn. 41 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,819 It's time for a new adventure, and... 42 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,465 I'm sorry, honey. 43 00:03:03,499 --> 00:03:06,401 I know you were finally making some friends here. 44 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:08,437 It's no biggie. 45 00:03:08,471 --> 00:03:12,374 There's friends everywhere. Right? 46 00:03:25,388 --> 00:03:28,724 Hey, all you bloggers. It's me. "Girl on the Move." 47 00:03:28,758 --> 00:03:32,594 Well, here's a big shocker. My mom got her heart broken. 48 00:03:33,663 --> 00:03:35,697 Again. 49 00:03:35,732 --> 00:03:39,368 Yep. We're starting off on another big adventure. 50 00:03:39,402 --> 00:03:43,305 That's my mom's word for running away. 51 00:03:43,339 --> 00:03:45,641 T-I-C. Tic. 52 00:03:45,675 --> 00:03:48,744 Trick. 53 00:03:48,778 --> 00:03:50,279 Stick! 54 00:03:51,614 --> 00:03:54,414 Come on, Little Miss Mary Sunshine. Play the game. 55 00:03:54,417 --> 00:03:56,251 Give us a word with "tic" in it. 56 00:03:56,286 --> 00:03:57,452 Fine. 57 00:03:58,621 --> 00:04:00,422 Tragic. 58 00:04:00,456 --> 00:04:02,291 Fantastic. 59 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,492 Pathetic. 60 00:04:06,562 --> 00:04:08,363 Ecstatic. 61 00:04:08,398 --> 00:04:09,431 Thank you. 62 00:04:09,465 --> 00:04:11,233 Sarcastic. 63 00:04:11,267 --> 00:04:12,367 Psychotic. 64 00:04:12,402 --> 00:04:13,502 It's genetic. 65 00:04:19,275 --> 00:04:21,543 By some miracle... 66 00:04:21,577 --> 00:04:24,279 my mom only got one speeding ticket the whole way. 67 00:04:24,314 --> 00:04:26,448 It's Miss. 68 00:04:26,482 --> 00:04:28,317 Are you married? 69 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,619 He should write her a ticket for reckless flirting. 70 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:38,460 What I want, I'll call you the real thing 71 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,464 Wow! 72 00:04:42,498 --> 00:04:45,534 Now there's nothin' left to hide 73 00:04:45,568 --> 00:04:46,728 I will say one thing, though. 74 00:04:46,736 --> 00:04:48,637 For those of you who haven't done it yet, 75 00:04:48,671 --> 00:04:52,574 put "Must see New York skyline" on your list of things to do before you die. 76 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:04,686 But I know I'll call you the real thing 77 00:05:15,465 --> 00:05:16,465 Oh. 78 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:20,235 Huh. Wow! 79 00:05:22,605 --> 00:05:26,375 Oh, girls, I bet it's full of quaint details, 80 00:05:26,442 --> 00:05:29,578 pretty moldings on the ceilings and old hardwood floors. 81 00:05:29,612 --> 00:05:33,448 And charming little rat droppings in the breakfast nook. 82 00:05:33,483 --> 00:05:36,551 How delightful. Oh, cut it out. It's gonna be perfect. 83 00:05:41,391 --> 00:05:44,459 The sad thing is, I'm actually getting good at this. 84 00:05:44,494 --> 00:05:48,430 If all else fails, I have a very promising future as a professional mover. 85 00:05:49,665 --> 00:05:52,501 Our new apartment has history and character... 86 00:05:52,535 --> 00:05:55,370 and exotic local wildlife. 87 00:05:58,674 --> 00:06:02,444 My mom calls it home. I call it the Witness Relocation Program. 88 00:06:07,583 --> 00:06:09,351 Mommy, Mommy, look! 89 00:06:09,385 --> 00:06:12,487 There it is! I told you. Same one as in Wichita. 90 00:06:12,522 --> 00:06:15,290 It still comes out every night, 91 00:06:15,324 --> 00:06:17,292 even in hard times, 92 00:06:17,326 --> 00:06:20,462 to remind us that every day holds the potential for beauty. 93 00:06:27,336 --> 00:06:28,670 It's getting late, and I'm wiped. 94 00:06:28,704 --> 00:06:30,705 So, time to hit the sheets. 95 00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:34,609 Even though I have no idea which box they're in. 96 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:39,281 Keep reading my online journal for more days in the life of a teenage gypsy. 97 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:44,252 I'll be here, the same me, just a different zip code. 98 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:26,261 Mmm. 99 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,466 Ooh. Sorry. 100 00:07:35,371 --> 00:07:37,239 Hey, you! Yeah, you. 101 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:42,310 - How much your kicks cost you? - What? 102 00:07:42,345 --> 00:07:44,713 I paid $50 for mine. You? 103 00:07:44,747 --> 00:07:48,550 Free. I pulled them out of a garbage can somewhere in Portland. 104 00:07:48,584 --> 00:07:50,619 - You win. 105 00:07:50,653 --> 00:07:52,587 See you, freak. 106 00:07:52,622 --> 00:07:54,623 Hey. You're new here, huh? 107 00:07:54,657 --> 00:07:57,259 Yeah. How did you know? Your skin. 108 00:07:57,293 --> 00:08:01,563 My skin looks new? Nah, it looks virgin. No piercings, no tats. 109 00:08:01,597 --> 00:08:05,300 See, us Brooklyn girls? We lose our skin virginity by fifth grade. 110 00:08:05,334 --> 00:08:07,294 In fifth grade, I was just learning long division. 111 00:08:07,303 --> 00:08:08,503 Ha. 112 00:08:08,538 --> 00:08:11,239 Oh, I'm so glad you came. Thanks. 113 00:08:11,274 --> 00:08:12,541 Now we keep the mixers in the back, 114 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:15,277 but I got to warn you, they're all older than God. 115 00:08:15,311 --> 00:08:17,679 They don't really mix very well. They just kind of move things around. 116 00:08:17,713 --> 00:08:21,283 So I hope your manual mixer's in real good shape. 117 00:08:21,317 --> 00:08:23,385 Oh, and, uh, watch out for our no-good oven. 118 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:26,421 It's worse than that one in Chapel Hill. Off by a good 10 degrees. 119 00:08:26,455 --> 00:08:29,357 Oh. Well, you know me. I'm off by way more than that. 120 00:08:29,392 --> 00:08:31,259 Yes, you are. 121 00:08:31,294 --> 00:08:35,230 And this is Gloria. Gloria, this is Jean. The one I was telling you about. 122 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:37,699 Really nice to meet you, Gloria. Likewise. 123 00:08:37,733 --> 00:08:40,468 Do you know anything about wilting rose petals? 124 00:08:40,503 --> 00:08:43,305 The fondant's too soft. You need to add more cornstarch. 125 00:08:43,339 --> 00:08:45,407 Ah, see? I told you she was good. 126 00:08:45,441 --> 00:08:49,644 No wonder my rum cakes always look so drunk. Help me. I like you. 127 00:08:51,514 --> 00:08:53,381 You never eat the cakes? 128 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,298 That's my seat. 129 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:12,300 Is there assigned seating? 130 00:09:13,402 --> 00:09:16,471 No, but... Why don't you take one of those? 131 00:09:16,505 --> 00:09:19,441 I don't like sitting up front. 132 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:21,209 Me, neither. 133 00:09:45,301 --> 00:09:48,270 - Isn't it big? - Oh! It's gorgeous! 134 00:09:48,304 --> 00:09:52,240 It's so heavy, I need a crane to lift my finger. 135 00:09:52,275 --> 00:09:55,410 Well, baby, if he's any good at all, you'll never have to lift a finger again. 136 00:09:55,444 --> 00:09:58,346 I'm so glad I listened to you. He was a customer. 137 00:09:58,381 --> 00:09:59,714 Dolores coached me through the whole thing. 138 00:09:59,749 --> 00:10:03,518 When to give him an extra doughnut, when to hold back. 139 00:10:03,552 --> 00:10:04,686 You never told me that. 140 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:07,522 Oh, I told you. You just didn't want to listen. 141 00:10:07,556 --> 00:10:09,557 So I had a few bad relationships. 142 00:10:09,592 --> 00:10:12,494 Honey, if ex-boyfriends were dollars, you'd be loaded by now. 143 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:13,662 Now, baby, what you got to do... 144 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:16,331 Mom, what you got to do is sign my enrollment form. 145 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:18,266 Oh! 4:00 already? 146 00:10:18,301 --> 00:10:20,602 Um, girls, this is my daughter Holly. Hi. 147 00:10:20,636 --> 00:10:23,438 - Let me get my purse. - Look at you, all grown up! 148 00:10:23,472 --> 00:10:26,308 Got your little speed bumps and everything. 149 00:10:26,342 --> 00:10:28,743 Welcome to Brooklyn, Holly. See you girls tomorrow. 150 00:10:28,778 --> 00:10:31,379 Don't embarrass her. 151 00:10:31,414 --> 00:10:33,548 - So, tell me. How was it? - It was good. 152 00:10:33,582 --> 00:10:35,717 Tell me more. Hey, excuse me. Uh, real quick. 153 00:10:35,751 --> 00:10:38,353 Hey, I was just, uh... I was over here I just wondering. 154 00:10:38,421 --> 00:10:40,488 Did it hurt at all? 155 00:10:40,523 --> 00:10:41,623 Did what hurt? 156 00:10:41,657 --> 00:10:44,392 When you fell, you know, from-from heaven. 157 00:10:44,427 --> 00:10:47,587 'Cause I was just thinking, with a face like that, you got to be an angel, right? 158 00:10:48,698 --> 00:10:51,566 Oh. Yeah. Has that line ever worked for you? 159 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,601 Well, I got you to laugh, right? That's step one. 160 00:10:53,636 --> 00:10:56,371 I'm, uh... I'm Lenny Horton. 161 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:59,307 I'm the bread, uh... I'm the bread manager. I make... I make the bread. 162 00:10:59,342 --> 00:11:01,276 And we got pita bread. You like pita bread? 163 00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:03,511 I'm Jean. This is my... My daughter Holly. 164 00:11:03,546 --> 00:11:05,246 How you doing, Holly? 165 00:11:05,281 --> 00:11:08,683 Great. And, um, we got to go before you learn step two. Oh. 166 00:11:12,355 --> 00:11:14,723 Lenny, tell me you didn't use the heaven line. 167 00:11:17,493 --> 00:11:20,729 First days at new schools always feel the same. 168 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:24,432 Like suddenly you're on a new planet, breathing a new atmosphere. 169 00:11:26,369 --> 00:11:27,649 Can you scan this akumenang.com 170 00:11:29,338 --> 00:11:32,407 - Mom, I'm busy. - Doing what? 171 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:34,442 Do you have to do this right away? 172 00:11:34,477 --> 00:11:38,513 Can't you just wait this time and see if you meet a guy the normal way? 173 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:43,318 Have you seen these lines? 174 00:11:43,352 --> 00:11:46,421 I am in a race against time. Now get on in there and scan this thing. 175 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:50,492 Every second counts. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. 176 00:11:50,526 --> 00:11:54,596 Uh, let me, uh, tell you how I run the Guidance Department. 177 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:56,631 I have an open-door policy, 178 00:11:56,665 --> 00:12:00,335 which means you can stop by my office whenever you want. 179 00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:03,705 So, please, uh, if you have something on your mind, 180 00:12:03,739 --> 00:12:05,340 knock on my door. 181 00:12:07,376 --> 00:12:08,376 Mom. 182 00:12:08,411 --> 00:12:10,578 Uh, or raise your hand. 183 00:12:10,613 --> 00:12:13,381 Uh, woman in the back, go ahead. 184 00:12:13,416 --> 00:12:16,351 Hi. Um, instead of once a year, 185 00:12:16,385 --> 00:12:18,319 have you considered a monthly forum... 186 00:12:18,354 --> 00:12:20,388 where students and teachers could exchange thoughts... 187 00:12:20,423 --> 00:12:23,625 in an effort to enhance communication and bridge gaps? 188 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:28,329 That's a... That's a great comment, uh, Mrs.... 189 00:12:28,364 --> 00:12:30,632 Miss... Hamilton. 190 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:34,636 I also wondered if you'd thought of monthly mixers for single parents. 191 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,404 Uh... 192 00:12:36,439 --> 00:12:39,307 Not that I don't want to meet married parents as well. I would. 193 00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:43,478 It's just that, um, sometimes we single parents have different concerns... 194 00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:45,747 than married ones... Different priorities. 195 00:12:45,781 --> 00:12:50,452 If you know what I mean. And by priorities, I mean... 196 00:12:50,486 --> 00:12:52,620 I need to meet a good man! 197 00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:57,292 - Me too, girl, me too. - In that case, 198 00:12:57,326 --> 00:13:00,328 where do I sign up? 199 00:13:02,431 --> 00:13:05,567 Okay, uh... Well, this was, uh, interesting. 200 00:13:05,601 --> 00:13:08,303 Uh, where were we here? 201 00:13:10,739 --> 00:13:14,275 So you're just not going to talk to me for the rest of your life? 202 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:16,311 Did it ever occur to you that the point of the meeting... 203 00:13:16,345 --> 00:13:18,346 wasn't for the needs of the single parent? 204 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:22,383 That the point of the meeting was maybe for... I don't know... the kids? 205 00:13:22,418 --> 00:13:26,521 Well, sure. I was just thinking... About you! 206 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:29,290 Because you're always thinking about you! 207 00:13:45,641 --> 00:13:48,841 You know what the entire student body is talking about this morning? 208 00:13:51,714 --> 00:13:55,316 The Krispy Kreme truck that got into a wreck on Eighth Avenue. 209 00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:58,653 Mmm! There's doughnuts everywhere. It's a total free-for-all. 210 00:13:58,687 --> 00:14:01,589 Between the excitement and the sugar buzz, 211 00:14:01,624 --> 00:14:05,360 everyone's pretty much forgotten everything that happened before 8:00 this morning. 212 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,870 It could have been worse. Don't worry. It will be. 213 00:14:15,905 --> 00:14:18,873 It always starts the same. I mean, she starts out hopeful, 214 00:14:18,908 --> 00:14:21,809 and then, when the perfect man doesn't come around in two weeks, 215 00:14:21,844 --> 00:14:24,445 she gets desperate, hooks up with some loser... 216 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,614 Some guy who's not even good enough to mop her floors. 217 00:14:26,649 --> 00:14:29,784 And then, when it doesn't work out, because it never works out, 218 00:14:29,818 --> 00:14:32,754 we pack up and move again, and there's nothing I can do about it. 219 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:35,490 I can't even run away, because that's what she does. 220 00:14:35,524 --> 00:14:37,525 I thought you said you didn't mind all the moving around. 221 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,495 I didn't. I mean, I don't. 222 00:14:40,529 --> 00:14:41,796 I just got here. 223 00:14:47,770 --> 00:14:50,672 The River Bistro. What are we doing here? 224 00:14:50,706 --> 00:14:54,709 I can't even afford to pee in a place like this, much less actually eat here. 225 00:14:54,743 --> 00:14:57,812 Relax. It's under control. My uncle's the owner. 226 00:14:59,415 --> 00:15:00,648 Him? 227 00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,851 You've got to be kidding. No. Him. 228 00:15:03,886 --> 00:15:05,853 No, you didn't do that, did you? 229 00:15:05,888 --> 00:15:07,689 Oh. 230 00:15:07,723 --> 00:15:10,525 Well, how long did you keep her waiting? 231 00:15:10,559 --> 00:15:11,826 Huh? An hour? 232 00:15:13,696 --> 00:15:16,698 Of course she's mad. What? Hold on. 233 00:15:16,732 --> 00:15:18,433 This is Holly. Hi. 234 00:15:18,467 --> 00:15:19,467 Hi, Holly. Nice to meet you. 235 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,803 Why wouldn't she be mad? Huh? 236 00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:24,872 Well, there's only one thing you can do. Flowers. 237 00:15:24,907 --> 00:15:27,442 And you can't go cheap, either. 238 00:15:27,476 --> 00:15:31,412 Nope. A dozen. Long-stemmed. 239 00:15:31,447 --> 00:15:33,414 He knows about females. 240 00:15:33,449 --> 00:15:37,452 He knows more about females than I know about... females. 241 00:15:37,486 --> 00:15:40,655 In my opinion, roses always work. 242 00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:43,458 Always. He doesn't actually believe that, does he? 243 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,827 But who am I to know? 244 00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,662 Call me tomorrow. Let me know how it worked out. 245 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:49,430 Bye. 246 00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:52,600 Yes, I do believe that. 247 00:15:52,635 --> 00:15:54,669 Don't you? That flowers always work? 248 00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,671 Yeah. Not if the guy's a loser. 249 00:15:56,705 --> 00:16:00,842 Flowers aren't gonna change anything. Flowers are just flowers, right? 250 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,543 Wow, your friend's so cynical. 251 00:16:02,578 --> 00:16:05,613 Sounds like she's not into romance. 252 00:16:05,648 --> 00:16:07,815 Mmm. You know what? 253 00:16:10,786 --> 00:16:13,721 - This is for you. - Why? 254 00:16:13,756 --> 00:16:16,591 Because a flower like this is perfect. 255 00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:18,559 And giving a woman a dozen of them, 256 00:16:18,594 --> 00:16:22,430 well, it's like saying there is such a thing as perfect, and it's out there. 257 00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:24,632 Don't give up. You'll find it. 258 00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:25,787 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 259 00:16:25,801 --> 00:16:27,602 A yellow rose says all that, huh? 260 00:16:27,636 --> 00:16:31,706 Actually, a yellow rose is for your sick grandma. No. For a woman, a red rose. 261 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:35,443 But if you really want to knock her socks off, you give her an orchid. 262 00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:38,546 Why? What do orchids say? 263 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,815 When a woman gets an orchid, 264 00:16:40,849 --> 00:16:43,851 it's... well, she feels like... 265 00:16:43,886 --> 00:16:47,789 she's floating on a cloud of infinite possibility. 266 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:58,833 I swear I'll pay you back. I still don't get how flowers from you will fix things. 267 00:16:58,867 --> 00:17:01,703 Well, they're not flowers, they're orchids. And they're not from me. 268 00:17:01,737 --> 00:17:04,505 They're from her perfect man. Then let him pay. 269 00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:07,575 I would, if he existed. I'm lost. 270 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:09,410 Do you remember what your uncle said? Mm-hmm. 271 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,546 An orchid will make my mom feel special. 272 00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:13,614 Which will make her happy and not so desperate. 273 00:17:13,649 --> 00:17:16,384 Which would make me happy, and then everybody wins. 274 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:19,787 Holly? What? 275 00:17:19,822 --> 00:17:21,656 Are you sure this is a good idea? 276 00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:24,592 I'm sure. A few flowers never hurt anyone. 277 00:17:25,761 --> 00:17:28,830 "Annoying mammal." Six letters. 278 00:17:33,736 --> 00:17:35,570 Hey, Mom. "Badger." 279 00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:41,642 Boy, am I thirsty. Whoo. 280 00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:50,451 Was that the buzzer? 281 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:53,654 Five letters for "In line to get, maybe." 282 00:17:53,689 --> 00:17:55,656 Mom, wasn't that the buzzer? 283 00:17:55,691 --> 00:17:58,459 The Times thinks they're so clever. 284 00:18:00,763 --> 00:18:03,498 I've got to go take a shower right now. Hmm? 285 00:18:33,462 --> 00:18:34,529 Hey. 286 00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:37,632 Excuse me! Hello! That's my flower! 287 00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:39,534 No, it's not. It's mine. 288 00:18:39,568 --> 00:18:41,836 Is your name Jean? No, that's my girlfriend. 289 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,604 Okay, what's the card say? 290 00:18:43,639 --> 00:18:47,475 It says, "To my dearest girlfriend on her birthday, I love you..." 291 00:18:47,509 --> 00:18:48,676 Give me my flower back. 292 00:18:55,818 --> 00:18:57,418 Aah! 293 00:18:57,452 --> 00:18:58,519 Ow! 294 00:19:06,528 --> 00:19:09,597 Wow! How beautiful! Who are those for? 295 00:19:09,631 --> 00:19:12,500 Me. Isn't that weird? Someone left me flowers. 296 00:19:12,534 --> 00:19:14,802 Who? What's the card say? 297 00:19:14,837 --> 00:19:15,837 Let's see. 298 00:19:18,807 --> 00:19:23,578 "How many women... can look like a goddess in a bakery uniform? 299 00:19:23,612 --> 00:19:24,779 You are a vision." 300 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:27,615 Who sent them? 301 00:19:29,551 --> 00:19:30,618 "A Secret Admirer." 302 00:19:30,652 --> 00:19:33,621 - Hmm. - Who could it be? 303 00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:35,790 Well, obviously, someone that saw you at the shop. 304 00:19:35,824 --> 00:19:39,527 Yeah, but how would he know my name? 305 00:19:39,561 --> 00:19:41,429 Well, you wear a name tag, don't you? 306 00:19:41,463 --> 00:19:44,432 - Or where I live? - Duh. Google. 307 00:19:44,466 --> 00:19:46,534 Or that I love orchids. 308 00:19:46,568 --> 00:19:49,804 Look. This is the most romantic thing that a man has ever done for you. 309 00:19:49,838 --> 00:19:52,840 Quit questioning it and enjoy it. 310 00:19:56,645 --> 00:19:58,512 You are absolutely right. 311 00:20:06,855 --> 00:20:09,724 Why are you wearing jeans under your robe? 312 00:20:09,758 --> 00:20:11,878 How would you like to have bruises all over your body? 313 00:20:20,669 --> 00:20:22,837 Your uncle is a genius. 314 00:20:22,871 --> 00:20:24,472 It worked? 315 00:20:24,506 --> 00:20:27,742 She was singing! Happy songs! She never sings happy songs! 316 00:20:27,776 --> 00:20:30,645 Yeah, well, neither do I. But don't send me flowers, okay? 317 00:20:30,679 --> 00:20:32,613 I like it that way. 318 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,453 Hey. 319 00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:50,932 Hey, hey, check it out. Do I got juice or what? 320 00:20:50,966 --> 00:20:54,635 Look at Jean. A little attention from me, she's all poofed up like a peacock. 321 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,871 It's the guy peacock who poofs up. 322 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:04,261 Uh, nothing. Is that supposed to be me? 323 00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:07,031 No, it's... 324 00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:08,065 somebody else. 325 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,968 The face. This looks exactly like my face. 326 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,970 No, it isn't. 327 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,438 That woman is on a horse. 328 00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:18,042 You're not on a horse. That's a completely different person. 329 00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:21,979 It's pretty good. 330 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:26,050 My dad sponsored comic book conventions when I was a kid. 331 00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:30,054 He'd take me. If you hang around long enough, you pick it up. 332 00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:32,123 So you hung out with your dad a lot? 333 00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:34,425 No. Actually, uh, after he and my mom split up, 334 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:37,428 that's pretty much the only thing we did together. 335 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,297 But, hey. At least I learned how to draw, right? 336 00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:43,134 Divorce as a career builder. That's nice. 337 00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:46,003 So, hey, uh, have you ever been? 338 00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:47,304 Divorced? Not yet. 339 00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:52,009 No, to a comic convention. 340 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:53,110 No, not that, either. 341 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:56,347 Oh, well, there's... There's one coming up. 342 00:21:56,381 --> 00:22:00,017 Six weeks from now. Westside Convention Center. 343 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:02,053 It sounds geeky, but... 344 00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:05,256 Yeah. Um, I'm not much of a planner, you know? 345 00:22:09,294 --> 00:22:13,097 Hey, um, has anyone been asking for me? Like who? 346 00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:14,965 I don't know. Anyone. 347 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,133 No. 348 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:19,437 Hey, Jean, this has your name written all over it. 349 00:22:21,306 --> 00:22:23,240 Dolores, you're crazy. 350 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:26,077 No! She's right. You're way too good for this place. 351 00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:30,214 This contest is for professionals. I'm basically a salesperson. 352 00:22:30,248 --> 00:22:32,116 Explain this to me. 353 00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:35,352 How come when it's a man you're looking at, you're blind to his flaws? 354 00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:38,289 But when it's you, flaws is all you see. 355 00:22:38,323 --> 00:22:40,257 Hmm? Hmm. 356 00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:51,135 Was it you? 357 00:22:51,169 --> 00:22:52,336 Yeah, it's me, babe. 358 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,241 Hi. 359 00:22:57,275 --> 00:22:59,110 Hi. 360 00:22:59,144 --> 00:23:03,214 Oh. I-I love orchids. Thank you. 361 00:23:03,248 --> 00:23:05,182 Uh, that's a rose. 362 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,217 Which I also love. 363 00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:10,087 Oh. So you free Saturday night? 364 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:11,155 What'd you have in mind? 365 00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:13,991 Well, nothing short of rocking your world, babe. 366 00:23:14,025 --> 00:23:16,026 Let's say I check my social calendar... 367 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:20,197 and it turns out I am free Saturday night, where are we going? 368 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:24,401 Only to hear the greatest American band ever to pipe out a power ballad. 369 00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:26,003 Styx concert. 370 00:23:26,037 --> 00:23:27,404 Ohh. 371 00:23:27,439 --> 00:23:29,340 Something I've never done. 372 00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:32,176 Oh, you're a Styx newbie? Oh. 373 00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:35,012 These are really hot tickets. I must really like you. 374 00:23:36,414 --> 00:23:38,182 Okay, so Saturday night. 375 00:23:38,216 --> 00:23:39,216 Saturday. 376 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,251 Saturday. 377 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,188 What? 378 00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:47,091 It's impossible that Lenny is your secret admirer. 379 00:23:47,125 --> 00:23:49,093 Nothing's impossible. No. 380 00:23:49,127 --> 00:23:51,095 A man that sends you a yellow rose? 381 00:23:51,129 --> 00:23:54,409 That's the kind of flower that someone sends their sick grandmother in the hospital. 382 00:23:56,234 --> 00:23:59,136 I'll get it! 383 00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:02,072 Mom, please. Can you just listen to me? 384 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,541 I read that note, okay? 385 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:08,279 A man like that, a poet, he doesn't take a woman to a Styx concert. 386 00:24:08,313 --> 00:24:10,080 Princess Zoe? Yes! 387 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:13,083 You can tell I'm a princess from all my beautiful necklaces. 388 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:18,355 N-E-C-K-L-A-C-E-S. 389 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:21,058 Okay. Yeah. That makes sense. 390 00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:24,428 Hi, Lenny. 391 00:24:24,462 --> 00:24:28,032 Oh, wow, Jean. Whoa! 392 00:24:28,066 --> 00:24:29,133 Great outfit! 393 00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:32,269 Man, where did you get that, Who's-A-Hottie? 394 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,971 Huh? 395 00:24:36,341 --> 00:24:38,075 Be good. 396 00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:44,315 Oh, wow! That's great. 397 00:24:44,349 --> 00:24:47,251 Yeah. That's a 1980 Pontiac Trans Am two-door hardtop. 398 00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:49,086 Got the original paint, original exhaust. 399 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,422 I, uh, rebuilt the tranny, tweaked the mill. 400 00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:54,325 And, uh, as a matter of fact, I got, uh... 401 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,126 I got some new passenger mats right here. 402 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:59,330 So would you mind just taking your shoes off before you get in? 403 00:24:59,364 --> 00:25:03,000 I should have brought a pair of those hospital booties. 404 00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:04,168 Wait. Do you have any? 405 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:11,008 Let me guess. The sick grandma argument didn't fly. 406 00:25:11,042 --> 00:25:12,977 She barely even heard it. 407 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:15,346 I'm gonna drop Zoe off at Dolores's and I'll meet you at the Bistro in 20. 408 00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:18,082 Ice cream's going to help? No. 409 00:25:18,116 --> 00:25:20,284 But your uncle will. He knew exactly what to do about the orchids, 410 00:25:20,318 --> 00:25:23,053 and he'll know what to do next. Ciao. 411 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:44,308 Secret, secret I've got a secret 412 00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:49,046 Lenny, I don't think that's Styx. 413 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,415 No, they're Kilroy. They're a tribute band to Styx. 414 00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:53,417 Secret, secret I've got a secret 415 00:25:53,451 --> 00:25:55,386 Yeah, the singer's not as good as the original, 416 00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:58,088 but if you close your eyes, you can't even tell the difference. 417 00:26:00,191 --> 00:26:03,027 No, you can tell. 418 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,064 We have a question. 419 00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:10,000 Uh-huh. Mel, put those two tables together. 420 00:26:10,035 --> 00:26:12,002 Kid, can it wait? I'm a little busy. 421 00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:13,404 No, it's really important. 422 00:26:13,438 --> 00:26:16,106 It's for a school assignment. Due tomorrow. 423 00:26:16,141 --> 00:26:19,176 We need to know what the perfect man would do as a follow-up to the orchid. 424 00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:21,345 Take a break and help these girls out. 425 00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:24,315 You try the new Shiraz, 426 00:26:24,349 --> 00:26:26,050 sit at your table... 427 00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,419 and let good old Lance handle the floor. 428 00:26:30,288 --> 00:26:32,356 So... 429 00:26:32,390 --> 00:26:35,292 what are you writing a school paper on, dating or something? 430 00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:38,996 - Yeah. - Well, what class would that be? 431 00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:40,431 English. 432 00:26:40,465 --> 00:26:44,068 Well, girls, I'm really not an authority on this. 433 00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:47,438 Hot. 434 00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:51,308 What makes today's perfect man perfect? 435 00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:53,344 What is it that he says or does... 436 00:26:53,378 --> 00:26:56,313 that makes him a woman's perfect man? 437 00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:58,916 Uh, well, that depends. Every woman's different. 438 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:00,250 But yet orchids work for all of them? 439 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:03,387 Well, as a gesture they do. I mean, but that's just a... 440 00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:06,056 That's a beginning. That's... 441 00:27:06,091 --> 00:27:08,392 He's got to have a deeper connection than that. 442 00:27:08,426 --> 00:27:10,327 He's got to know what makes her tick. 443 00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:14,098 Which is why, if you don't know who the woman is, it's a rather moot point. 444 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:17,334 - She listens to Patsy Cline when she's sad. - Hypothetically. 445 00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:19,003 Say she does. 446 00:27:19,037 --> 00:27:21,372 Then what? 447 00:27:21,406 --> 00:27:24,008 Patsy Cline's her sad music, huh? 448 00:27:25,043 --> 00:27:26,176 Wait a minute. 449 00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:31,382 Now... 450 00:27:33,418 --> 00:27:37,121 this is very happy music. 451 00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:39,156 Keep it. But you know what? 452 00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:43,394 Even if he does cheer her up, he can't be a guy that's afraid of tears. 453 00:27:54,272 --> 00:27:56,907 It's like he wrote it about us. 454 00:27:59,277 --> 00:28:00,944 What if she's into word games? 455 00:28:00,979 --> 00:28:02,312 Scrabble. You know, stuff like that? 456 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:05,049 Oh, yeah. Good. Good, good stuff. 457 00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:07,051 A little wit, a little wordplay. 458 00:28:07,085 --> 00:28:10,020 I like that. And if she's been dumped a lot? Then what? 459 00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:12,956 A lot? 460 00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:14,091 Oh. 461 00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:16,126 That's a tough one. 462 00:28:16,161 --> 00:28:19,930 I guess the perfect guy would be... 463 00:28:19,964 --> 00:28:23,233 He'd be someone who could... 464 00:28:23,268 --> 00:28:25,969 He could be anywhere in the world, 465 00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:29,373 but he chooses to be with her because... 466 00:28:29,407 --> 00:28:32,309 life is better with her by his side. 467 00:28:32,343 --> 00:28:34,078 What do you think? 468 00:28:34,112 --> 00:28:35,345 Did I pass the test? 469 00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:40,350 Big problem. 470 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,154 Hey, cutie. Oh, hi, Amber. 471 00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:46,323 Hey. Okay, designer dress, 472 00:28:46,357 --> 00:28:49,126 buyer's cut, wedding chic. 473 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,994 Where's the problem? 474 00:28:51,029 --> 00:28:54,965 It's a small fortune. No, that's a lie. It's a large fortune. 475 00:28:54,999 --> 00:28:57,067 It's your day. Do it. 476 00:28:57,102 --> 00:28:58,969 - Really? - Yeah. 477 00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:01,939 Mmm. I adore you. 478 00:29:01,973 --> 00:29:03,974 Okay, what about the cake? Ohh. 479 00:29:04,008 --> 00:29:06,343 You know what, girls? I got to go to work. Really. 480 00:29:06,377 --> 00:29:09,012 I was thinking something layers. Chocolate, strawberry. 481 00:29:09,047 --> 00:29:10,914 Amber, let's talk about it tomorrow. 482 00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:14,118 Lance, step away from the purse. 483 00:29:14,152 --> 00:29:16,186 She's gorgeous. Oh, yeah. 484 00:29:16,221 --> 00:29:19,323 Together they look like the winners of a genetic lottery. 485 00:29:19,357 --> 00:29:20,357 Come on. 486 00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:30,968 Oh. 487 00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:35,105 Here, let me get those for you. 488 00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:37,841 You got it? Thanks. Well... 489 00:29:37,876 --> 00:29:39,209 Lenny, I don't... A little wet. Watch it. 490 00:29:39,244 --> 00:29:41,245 I don't even know what to say. 491 00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:44,081 Ah. No, Jean, I had a fantastic time. 492 00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:47,084 I got to tell you. I really, you know... I really... 493 00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:49,153 I could get used to this. Mmm. 494 00:29:54,192 --> 00:29:56,994 Oh, you're a good kisser. 495 00:29:57,028 --> 00:29:58,829 It's a really good time. 496 00:29:58,863 --> 00:30:01,965 All right. So, I'll see you at work, okay? 497 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,101 My... My shoes. I'm sorry. 498 00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:20,050 How was the '80s flashback? 499 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:23,320 Holly, for me, would you give Lenny a chance? 500 00:30:23,354 --> 00:30:26,857 Mom, for me, would you go slow this time? 501 00:30:26,891 --> 00:30:28,225 You don't know who else is out there. 502 00:30:28,259 --> 00:30:32,062 No, but here's what I do know. Tonight I had a pretty good time. 503 00:30:32,096 --> 00:30:34,298 "Oh, what a tangled web we weave... 504 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:39,002 when first we practice to deceive." 505 00:30:39,037 --> 00:30:42,172 Who wants to talk about what that means? 506 00:30:42,207 --> 00:30:44,287 He needs to write her a letter. Who? 507 00:30:44,309 --> 00:30:48,178 - The perfect man. - Adam, care to elucidate? 508 00:30:48,213 --> 00:30:51,882 Yeah, you. What do you think Sir Walter Scott was talking about? 509 00:30:51,916 --> 00:30:54,151 You're going to forge a letter? I have to. 510 00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:57,921 If I don't, my mom's gonna be walking down the aisle to the sound of "Mr. Roboto." 511 00:30:57,956 --> 00:31:01,058 Um, well, I think it's that lies get complicated. 512 00:31:01,092 --> 00:31:03,026 Hmm. Because? 513 00:31:03,061 --> 00:31:06,096 Usually if you tell a lie, you have to tell another lie. 514 00:31:06,130 --> 00:31:08,232 Except she's totally gonna recognize my handwriting. 515 00:31:08,266 --> 00:31:11,068 She won't recognize mine. That's true. 516 00:31:11,102 --> 00:31:12,836 And each lie turns into another lie and another lie, 517 00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:14,938 and it makes things complicated... 518 00:31:14,973 --> 00:31:19,843 until, eventually, you're left with this big mess of lies that you can't find your way out of. 519 00:31:19,877 --> 00:31:21,311 We'll do it right after school. Perfect. 520 00:31:21,346 --> 00:31:23,247 - Perfect. - All right. I'll buy that. 521 00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:26,216 Alana, what does "tangled web" symbolize? 522 00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:28,885 What if she's into word games? 523 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,120 Scrabble. You know, stuff like that? 524 00:31:30,154 --> 00:31:32,189 Oh, yeah. Good. Good, good stuff. 525 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:34,958 A little wit, a little wordplay. I like that. 526 00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:37,027 I know what I'm doing borders on delusional. 527 00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:41,098 But what can I say? Desperate times call for desperate measures. 528 00:31:41,132 --> 00:31:45,202 Trust me. If you met Lenny, you'd lick the envelope and lend me a stamp. 529 00:31:52,043 --> 00:31:53,110 Hi. 530 00:31:54,846 --> 00:31:56,947 Hey, where did her troops go? 531 00:31:56,981 --> 00:32:01,018 Oh, she needed some quiet time to think things out. 532 00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:02,252 What kind of things? 533 00:32:02,287 --> 00:32:05,188 Well, you know, like what her next step is. 534 00:32:05,223 --> 00:32:08,992 Whether she's going to form a powerful alliance with a prince... 535 00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:11,962 or go it alone. 536 00:32:11,996 --> 00:32:13,997 And which is she gonna choose? 537 00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:15,232 I think she's gonna go with the prince. 538 00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:17,301 Really? Oh, yeah, yeah. 539 00:32:17,335 --> 00:32:19,102 He's kind of a great guy, you know. 540 00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:21,071 He's-He's-He's handsome. 541 00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:22,906 He's very nice. 542 00:32:24,008 --> 00:32:25,008 Do you want to sit? 543 00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:28,912 Uh, no. Um, I made plans with someone, so, uh... 544 00:32:28,946 --> 00:32:33,083 I thought you weren't much of a planner. 545 00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:34,985 Yeah, right. 546 00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:46,029 Holly, do you think we're going to stay here? 547 00:32:46,064 --> 00:32:47,898 I don't know. Why? 548 00:32:47,932 --> 00:32:50,167 There's a big spelling bee coming up with all the other schools. 549 00:32:50,201 --> 00:32:53,070 My teacher entered me. Oh, I bet you're going to win that. 550 00:32:53,104 --> 00:32:54,905 You're the best speller I know. 551 00:32:54,939 --> 00:32:58,008 Yeah. Only it's not for a couple of months. 552 00:32:58,042 --> 00:32:59,276 Oh. 553 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:01,244 Well, you never know. 554 00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:03,814 We might still be here. I hope so. 555 00:33:03,848 --> 00:33:05,982 I've never entered anything. 556 00:33:06,017 --> 00:33:08,085 Hi, girls. 557 00:33:08,119 --> 00:33:10,120 Mommy, are you sick? 558 00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:14,091 - What? - You don't look normal. 559 00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:17,160 I, uh... I... I got a letter. 560 00:33:17,195 --> 00:33:20,997 - What kind of letter? - It's a love letter. 561 00:33:21,032 --> 00:33:22,099 What's it say? 562 00:33:25,036 --> 00:33:26,036 One second. 563 00:33:27,205 --> 00:33:31,108 Hey! Hey! Give... Give me that! 564 00:33:31,142 --> 00:33:33,243 "My dearest Jean. 565 00:33:33,277 --> 00:33:38,148 The letters J-E-A-N used to spell out just another word for denim." 566 00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:40,884 - This guy is great, Mom. 567 00:33:40,918 --> 00:33:43,286 "But since I found you, I hear those four-letter words... 568 00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:48,959 and all I think about is another four-letter word... love. L-O-V-E." 569 00:33:48,993 --> 00:33:50,927 Love? 570 00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:52,095 Yeah. 571 00:33:52,130 --> 00:33:53,830 He loves you? 572 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:54,865 That's what he said. 573 00:33:54,899 --> 00:33:56,133 - Uhh! 574 00:33:56,167 --> 00:33:58,268 Zoe, he's trying to be romantic. 575 00:34:00,037 --> 00:34:03,006 "Being near you is like standing on a triple-word score." 576 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,041 He plays Scrabble. 577 00:34:05,076 --> 00:34:07,110 "Everything matters three times as much. 578 00:34:07,145 --> 00:34:11,281 The sun shines three times as bright, and I am three times as happy." 579 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,017 What's this? 580 00:34:15,052 --> 00:34:18,288 He gave you a present? I like him now. 581 00:34:19,323 --> 00:34:20,857 Smart, 582 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:23,026 witty, romantic. 583 00:34:23,060 --> 00:34:25,962 You can't still think this guy's Lenny, right? 584 00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:30,033 - It is kind of hard to picture Lenny playing Scrabble. 585 00:34:42,947 --> 00:34:46,149 Come on, Mama! 586 00:34:46,184 --> 00:34:50,987 Free from the chains of all this pain inside 587 00:34:51,022 --> 00:34:53,924 You go, Mom! 588 00:34:57,128 --> 00:35:00,997 - Till I regain the strength to know - Mom. 589 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:22,219 Once this heart can start to mend 590 00:35:22,253 --> 00:35:29,159 I will learn to Learn to love again 591 00:35:37,001 --> 00:35:38,935 I can't believe it! 592 00:35:40,071 --> 00:35:41,972 And he sent you a present too? 593 00:35:42,006 --> 00:35:44,908 Yeah, a CD of a band I've never heard of, but I loved. 594 00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:47,244 It's-It's like he knows me better than I know myself. 595 00:35:47,278 --> 00:35:49,946 So why is he hiding? 596 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,848 He's not hiding. He's just... 597 00:35:51,883 --> 00:35:53,850 Just what? 598 00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:55,819 Excuse me. Can you help me? 599 00:36:02,476 --> 00:36:03,610 Dinner's ready! 600 00:36:11,352 --> 00:36:15,288 Oh, there must be something wrong with him. 601 00:36:15,323 --> 00:36:16,656 Who? Mr. Wonderful. 602 00:36:16,691 --> 00:36:18,391 What? 603 00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:20,427 No. There's nothing wrong with him. He's perfect. 604 00:36:20,461 --> 00:36:21,728 Then why all the secrecy? 605 00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:25,465 Why doesn't he just come on over, show his face and say hello... 606 00:36:25,499 --> 00:36:26,766 like a normal person? 607 00:36:26,801 --> 00:36:28,435 Listen to yourself. 608 00:36:28,469 --> 00:36:30,370 The man wants to be the least bit romantic... 609 00:36:30,404 --> 00:36:32,572 and all of a sudden you think he's not normal. 610 00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:35,675 Well, how do I know if he is? And if he is, what does he look like? 611 00:36:35,710 --> 00:36:37,444 Is he tall? Is he short? 612 00:36:37,478 --> 00:36:40,747 Does he have blond, curly hair? Straight, black hair? What? 613 00:36:40,781 --> 00:36:43,450 Does that even really matter? Yes. 614 00:36:43,484 --> 00:36:46,644 Because you can't have a relationship with a man you've never laid eyes on. 615 00:36:49,590 --> 00:36:52,659 Oh, honey, I got a party of 50 coming in a half an hour. 616 00:36:52,693 --> 00:36:54,327 It'll only take a second. 617 00:36:54,362 --> 00:36:56,596 Oh, you can take my picture. Just be sure to get my good side. 618 00:36:56,631 --> 00:37:00,367 Over here, Brad Pitt. Over here, David Spade. Not so cute. 619 00:37:00,401 --> 00:37:04,371 No, I'm just swamped. I'm sorry. 620 00:37:04,405 --> 00:37:07,574 Hey, Uncle Ben, what's that stuff you put on your spinach salad? 621 00:37:07,608 --> 00:37:09,743 - Parmesan what? - Cheese. 622 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:15,582 Ben. 623 00:37:15,616 --> 00:37:19,519 It's a nice name. Uncomplicated. Dependable. Ben. 624 00:37:19,553 --> 00:37:21,721 And it's way better than Lenny. And he's way cuter than Lenny. 625 00:37:21,756 --> 00:37:26,293 Don't you be mean about Lenny. He's a good egg. Just not the egg for me. 626 00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:29,596 I like this egg. I want this egg to be my boyfriend. 627 00:37:29,630 --> 00:37:32,699 When's he coming over? As soon as he gets back. 628 00:37:32,733 --> 00:37:34,367 Where did he go? 629 00:37:34,402 --> 00:37:36,603 He's opening up a new restaurant in China. 630 00:37:36,637 --> 00:37:39,506 The phone lines there are impossible, evidently. 631 00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:41,775 So as soon as he gets back, he's going to call. 632 00:37:41,809 --> 00:37:44,511 Cool. What else does the letter say? 633 00:37:44,545 --> 00:37:47,447 Uh, that's private. 634 00:37:47,481 --> 00:37:48,682 Excuse me. Ohh. 635 00:37:48,716 --> 00:37:51,484 China. 636 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:54,721 How are we ever going to get a stamp from China? We won't. 637 00:37:54,755 --> 00:37:58,558 Now that he's traveling, he asked her to send her e-mail address to his e-mail address. 638 00:37:58,592 --> 00:38:00,260 He has an e-mail address? 639 00:38:00,294 --> 00:38:02,295 Shh! 640 00:38:02,330 --> 00:38:04,450 "Brooklyn Boy." It's a new account that I'm setting up. 641 00:38:04,465 --> 00:38:07,434 Well, at least it's consistent, since everyone lies in cyberspace. 642 00:38:07,468 --> 00:38:09,669 But we can't use the computer at my house, in case my mom finds it. 643 00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:15,575 I'd offer ours, except my brother's on 24-7 buying those little Yu-Gi-Oh! cards on eBay. 644 00:38:15,609 --> 00:38:16,676 Who else? 645 00:38:26,787 --> 00:38:29,556 It's kind of messy. 646 00:38:29,590 --> 00:38:32,359 It's kind... Kind of dark. 647 00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:33,526 Oh, yeah! 648 00:38:38,332 --> 00:38:40,300 It should be on. 649 00:38:40,334 --> 00:38:42,435 Thank you so much for letting me do this. 650 00:38:42,470 --> 00:38:45,638 You must think that I'm crazy, but at least my mom's happy, you know? 651 00:38:45,673 --> 00:38:47,640 It's such a change. 652 00:38:47,675 --> 00:38:51,511 'Cause she usually spends most of her time depressed or with idiots. 653 00:38:51,545 --> 00:38:55,515 Maybe I should try it. My mom only smiles once a month when the alimony check comes. 654 00:39:00,654 --> 00:39:03,289 I guess the perfect guy would be... 655 00:39:03,324 --> 00:39:04,691 He could be anywhere in the world, 656 00:39:04,725 --> 00:39:07,660 but he chooses to be with her because... 657 00:39:07,695 --> 00:39:10,463 life is better with her by his side. 658 00:39:19,340 --> 00:39:20,740 Dear Passionate Baker. 659 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:23,743 I'm spending my days with very serious business people, 660 00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:26,346 and I know I should be listening to every word they say, 661 00:39:26,380 --> 00:39:29,682 but all I keep thinking is "What am I doing all the way in China?" 662 00:39:29,717 --> 00:39:32,685 Unbelievable! Listen to this. 663 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:34,454 It's from Ben. 664 00:39:34,488 --> 00:39:37,290 "I planned this restaurant before I'd ever laid eyes on you. 665 00:39:37,324 --> 00:39:41,661 If I had to do it over, I'd buy the building right next to yours and open there." 666 00:39:44,565 --> 00:39:46,366 He'd rather be with me. 667 00:39:47,501 --> 00:39:51,471 Why don't you write him back? 668 00:39:51,505 --> 00:39:52,572 Good. 669 00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:57,343 Excuse me. 670 00:40:00,381 --> 00:40:01,548 Dear Brooklyn Boy. 671 00:40:01,582 --> 00:40:03,450 If your food's half as good as your letters, 672 00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:06,719 nothing would make me happier than having your restaurant on my block. 673 00:40:06,754 --> 00:40:10,557 But I'd hate to deprive the nation of China of that kind of satisfaction. 674 00:40:10,591 --> 00:40:12,525 So open your restaurant there first. 675 00:40:14,562 --> 00:40:18,331 Dear Passionate Baker. As long as I'm in a kitchen cooking, 676 00:40:18,365 --> 00:40:19,632 it doesn't matter where I am. 677 00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:25,705 It's a real specific kind of satisfaction, isn't it? 678 00:40:25,739 --> 00:40:28,475 Cooking for people. I'm only a baker, 679 00:40:28,509 --> 00:40:31,711 but I put as much creativity and passion into my cakes... 680 00:40:31,745 --> 00:40:34,514 as a painter puts on a canvas. 681 00:40:34,548 --> 00:40:37,584 And granted, when all is said and done, all I've made is a cake. 682 00:40:37,618 --> 00:40:40,487 But then again, you can't eat the Mona Lisa. 683 00:40:40,521 --> 00:40:43,356 Waiting, Passionate Baker. 684 00:40:43,390 --> 00:40:47,660 Dear Passionate Baker. Creativity and passion, huh? 685 00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:51,498 I'm starting to figure out what makes you tick. 686 00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:53,766 - Hey. - And as for the Mona Lisa, 687 00:40:53,801 --> 00:40:57,637 after a few thousand years, people are gonna get tired of her smile, 688 00:40:57,671 --> 00:41:01,307 but a good fudge brownie is eternal. 689 00:41:01,342 --> 00:41:04,644 Dear Brooklyn Boy. I'm modest about some things but not this. 690 00:41:04,678 --> 00:41:07,647 I make the best fudge brownies on the planet. 691 00:41:07,681 --> 00:41:11,351 Well, it just so happens, I make the best homemade ice cream. 692 00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:13,520 Ice cream and brownies. 693 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:15,555 Now that's a good combo. 694 00:41:15,589 --> 00:41:19,459 That's all I'm looking for... My own good combo. 695 00:41:19,493 --> 00:41:21,461 Someone I can bring out the best in... 696 00:41:21,495 --> 00:41:23,663 and someone that brings out the best in me. 697 00:41:34,708 --> 00:41:37,577 Ah, hey. How you doing? 698 00:41:37,611 --> 00:41:39,579 Surprise, surprise. 699 00:41:39,613 --> 00:41:41,347 Um, Lenny, 700 00:41:41,382 --> 00:41:42,682 there's something I need to tell you. 701 00:41:42,716 --> 00:41:45,418 Shh. We don't need words. 702 00:41:45,452 --> 00:41:48,688 I know what you're going to say, and I feel the exact same way. 703 00:41:48,722 --> 00:41:51,357 I met someone else. 704 00:41:51,392 --> 00:41:52,725 What? I mean, 705 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,595 I didn't meet someone, but I might. 706 00:41:55,629 --> 00:41:58,698 But the perfect man is standing right here, next to my cuddles. 707 00:41:58,732 --> 00:42:01,301 Lenny, I'm sorry. 708 00:42:01,335 --> 00:42:04,704 I really am. You are a great guy. 709 00:42:04,738 --> 00:42:07,640 I'm sorry this wasn't... 710 00:42:07,675 --> 00:42:11,678 the best... of times. 711 00:42:16,584 --> 00:42:21,654 These are the worst of times 712 00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:30,330 Hey! I'm in the middle of writing my mom an e-mail, 713 00:42:30,364 --> 00:42:32,799 and she just logged on. 714 00:42:32,833 --> 00:42:34,667 I.M. her. 715 00:42:34,702 --> 00:42:38,471 Should I? Yeah. It'll make Ben seem more real, won't it? 716 00:42:40,774 --> 00:42:42,609 Okay. 717 00:42:49,516 --> 00:42:51,451 Fancy running into you here. 718 00:42:55,322 --> 00:42:57,423 What time is it there? 719 00:42:58,659 --> 00:42:59,692 Um. 720 00:43:02,630 --> 00:43:03,696 Late? 721 00:43:07,801 --> 00:43:09,469 I thought it would be morning. 722 00:43:11,705 --> 00:43:16,676 It is. Late morning. Um, what are you doing? 723 00:43:19,780 --> 00:43:22,682 Just... thinking. 724 00:43:24,585 --> 00:43:26,753 About what? 725 00:43:26,787 --> 00:43:28,788 You'd be bored. 726 00:43:31,358 --> 00:43:32,725 Oh, try me. 727 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,695 If I stop replying, you'll know I fell asleep. 728 00:43:43,570 --> 00:43:46,639 Well, I have kids. Have I mentioned that? 729 00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:52,779 No. That's great. 730 00:43:52,813 --> 00:43:56,316 Two daughters. Seven and 16. 731 00:43:58,385 --> 00:44:01,654 They're lucky to have you as a mom. 732 00:44:06,393 --> 00:44:09,529 You are the only person on earth who would say that. 733 00:44:09,563 --> 00:44:12,732 And it's just because you haven't met me. 734 00:44:12,766 --> 00:44:15,568 I've made so many mistakes. 735 00:44:16,603 --> 00:44:20,440 Everyone makes mistakes. 736 00:44:20,474 --> 00:44:23,343 Yeah? Well, I make whoppers. 737 00:44:23,377 --> 00:44:26,779 Over and over, and my kids are the ones who suffer. 738 00:44:26,814 --> 00:44:29,515 It's not fair. 739 00:44:31,352 --> 00:44:33,753 This wasn't the plan, you know. 740 00:44:33,787 --> 00:44:36,723 I had a big future in mind when I was younger. 741 00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:38,491 I was going to be a famous baker. 742 00:44:38,525 --> 00:44:41,361 Like Julia Child, but with desserts. 743 00:44:41,395 --> 00:44:44,464 I was going to go to a fancy cooking school, write cookbooks, 744 00:44:44,498 --> 00:44:47,433 make people fall in love with baking again. 745 00:44:47,468 --> 00:44:50,470 I had all the applications too. 746 00:44:54,441 --> 00:44:58,277 I was in the middle of filling them out when I learned I was pregnant. 747 00:44:58,312 --> 00:45:00,313 I thought it was good news. 748 00:45:00,347 --> 00:45:03,750 A baby fit into my happily-ever-after plan just fine. 749 00:45:03,784 --> 00:45:06,652 But it didn't fit into the guy's. 750 00:45:06,687 --> 00:45:10,490 Or maybe it was me that didn't fit. 751 00:45:10,524 --> 00:45:15,361 Whichever. I was on my own. 752 00:45:15,396 --> 00:45:19,699 So you had your kid instead of fulfilling your dream. 753 00:45:21,769 --> 00:45:23,636 I guess I did. 754 00:45:28,742 --> 00:45:33,579 If you had to do it all over, would you have gone to school instead? 755 00:45:36,483 --> 00:45:40,586 Life definitely would have been easier if I had done that. 756 00:45:40,621 --> 00:45:44,490 Gotten my act together first. Had kids later. 757 00:45:44,525 --> 00:45:49,495 But those kids... wouldn't be Holly and Zoe. 758 00:45:51,598 --> 00:45:57,370 And life without Holly and Zoe, I can't even imagine it. 759 00:45:57,404 --> 00:46:00,706 It's just no life at all. 760 00:46:35,776 --> 00:46:37,810 Special message to all you bloggers out there... 761 00:46:37,845 --> 00:46:40,580 being raised by single moms. 762 00:46:40,614 --> 00:46:42,548 Give the old lady a break. 763 00:46:42,583 --> 00:46:46,752 She's doing the best she can. 764 00:46:57,764 --> 00:47:01,634 Attention, shoppers. Need a little pick-me-up? 765 00:47:01,668 --> 00:47:03,536 Why don't you head on over to our coffee corner... 766 00:47:03,570 --> 00:47:07,807 and pick yourself up a half-caf caramel macchiato? 767 00:47:07,841 --> 00:47:12,478 But remember, coffee can be hot. 768 00:47:12,513 --> 00:47:15,748 It can have an intensity like you've never felt before. 769 00:47:15,782 --> 00:47:17,917 Searing deep into your flesh. 770 00:47:17,951 --> 00:47:22,922 - Is he joking? - Your tender... vulnerable... 771 00:47:22,956 --> 00:47:26,792 so easily hurt flesh. 772 00:47:26,827 --> 00:47:31,564 So be sure to ask for a protective sleeve when you pick up your coffee. 773 00:47:31,598 --> 00:47:32,865 Maybe ask for another one... 774 00:47:32,900 --> 00:47:34,667 to slip over your heart. 775 00:47:36,837 --> 00:47:40,606 Okay. I'm taking Zoe to her playdate. Then I'm going to Gloria's shower. 776 00:47:40,641 --> 00:47:41,874 Don't burn the place down. 777 00:47:41,909 --> 00:47:44,877 Wow. Look at you! Where are they having it, at the Ritz? 778 00:47:44,912 --> 00:47:45,978 Close to it. 779 00:47:46,013 --> 00:47:48,681 Some whoop-de-do spot named the River Bistro. 780 00:47:48,715 --> 00:47:49,849 No! Ow. 781 00:47:51,552 --> 00:47:53,653 I heard the food's really bad there. 782 00:47:53,687 --> 00:47:57,623 Everyone who eats it gets really sick. Vomiting for days. 783 00:47:57,658 --> 00:48:00,726 I'll take my chances. Let's go, sweetie. 784 00:48:03,830 --> 00:48:05,698 Where is he? I don't know. 785 00:48:05,732 --> 00:48:07,667 Maybe the restaurant, maybe home. 786 00:48:07,701 --> 00:48:09,735 Okay. You go to the restaurant. I'm gonna go to his place. 787 00:48:09,770 --> 00:48:11,490 If I see him, I'll stall him. 788 00:48:11,505 --> 00:48:12,572 Now, what's his address? 789 00:48:14,675 --> 00:48:17,843 "To begin again in Egypt." 790 00:48:19,780 --> 00:48:21,614 Seven letters. 791 00:48:21,648 --> 00:48:24,717 Oh, the Times thinks they're so clever. 792 00:48:30,958 --> 00:48:34,560 Hello? Hey! Thank God you're here. 793 00:48:34,595 --> 00:48:37,797 - Who is this? - Um, i-it's Holly. 794 00:48:37,831 --> 00:48:40,566 Who? Amy's friend, Holly? 795 00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:44,737 Oh, Holly. Yeah. Um, well, Amy's not here. 796 00:48:44,771 --> 00:48:48,507 I know. I came to see you, actually. It's something really important. 797 00:48:48,542 --> 00:48:50,743 Oh? Okay. 798 00:48:50,777 --> 00:48:53,646 I'll... I'll buzz you in. Door's open up here. 799 00:48:57,651 --> 00:48:59,752 Hi! Hey! 800 00:48:59,786 --> 00:49:01,587 Straight ahead. 801 00:49:06,493 --> 00:49:08,661 - Hey! - Hi. 802 00:49:09,930 --> 00:49:12,598 Wow! 803 00:49:12,633 --> 00:49:15,668 This is the most amazing kitchen I've ever seen in my whole entire life. 804 00:49:15,702 --> 00:49:17,637 Really? 805 00:49:17,671 --> 00:49:19,672 Thanks. 806 00:49:19,706 --> 00:49:24,477 I know someone that would just kill for this kitchen. Oh? 807 00:49:24,511 --> 00:49:26,779 I bet Amber likes it a lot, huh? Amber? 808 00:49:26,813 --> 00:49:31,517 Well, she's got her finger on everything I do, but not this kitchen. 809 00:49:35,789 --> 00:49:38,724 How about you have a seat and I get you a soda? Is that okay? 810 00:49:38,759 --> 00:49:39,759 Okay. 811 00:49:52,806 --> 00:49:54,940 You do the Times crossword in pen? 812 00:49:54,975 --> 00:49:59,679 Yeah. Is that a bad thing? 813 00:49:59,713 --> 00:50:02,815 - How do you feel about the moon? - Excuse me? 814 00:50:02,849 --> 00:50:05,685 Do you think it's a little piece of magic that comes out every night... 815 00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:10,589 even when times get hard to remind you that every day holds the potential for beauty? 816 00:50:10,624 --> 00:50:13,826 Mm-hmm. What has Amy told you about me? 817 00:50:13,860 --> 00:50:16,796 Nothing. She just said that you were really smart. 818 00:50:16,830 --> 00:50:20,700 And I'm new to town. It's a new school. 819 00:50:20,734 --> 00:50:23,636 I don't really have a dad to turn to for advice either. 820 00:50:23,670 --> 00:50:25,671 So I thought I'd ask you. 821 00:50:27,641 --> 00:50:30,609 Well... 822 00:50:30,644 --> 00:50:31,911 All right. I guess I can try to help. 823 00:50:31,945 --> 00:50:35,614 I'm not really... You know. 824 00:50:35,649 --> 00:50:37,717 What did you want to know? 825 00:50:37,751 --> 00:50:40,686 It's nothing. It's just... 826 00:50:40,721 --> 00:50:43,656 I'm going through my teenage years. And that's confusing. 827 00:50:43,690 --> 00:50:46,826 I'm confused about who I am and what my purpose is in life. 828 00:50:46,860 --> 00:50:49,929 What college I should go to. If I should even go to college. 829 00:50:49,963 --> 00:50:51,731 I'm trying to resist peer pressure... 830 00:50:51,765 --> 00:50:53,766 to do all sorts of things that I know I shouldn't do. 831 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,803 But some of them... I kind of want to do. If you know what I mean. 832 00:50:57,838 --> 00:50:59,805 I'm considering getting my nose pierced and my belly button... 833 00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:03,509 and nine other parts of my body, but Mom said she would totally kill me if I did that. 834 00:51:03,543 --> 00:51:05,678 So now I'm just thinking about getting a tattoo. On my back. 835 00:51:05,712 --> 00:51:07,613 But it wouldn't really be considered my back, 836 00:51:07,647 --> 00:51:08,981 because it'd be so low that you wouldn't be able to see it. 837 00:51:09,015 --> 00:51:11,984 Unless I wore my jeans low enough. 838 00:51:12,018 --> 00:51:13,719 I'm really confused. 839 00:51:23,063 --> 00:51:24,797 Where... 840 00:51:27,033 --> 00:51:28,634 Yeah. 841 00:51:28,668 --> 00:51:29,835 Ben! Yeah. 842 00:51:29,870 --> 00:51:32,638 We got big problems down here. Huge. Massive. 843 00:51:32,672 --> 00:51:34,974 - What? - The pilot light on that big thing that cooks the food? 844 00:51:35,008 --> 00:51:38,010 - It's out again. - No, no. It can't be broken. 845 00:51:38,044 --> 00:51:39,979 I-I just bought it two months ago. 846 00:51:40,013 --> 00:51:44,984 Ben, I am telling you, the only gas I am smelling is coming from Pablo. 847 00:51:45,018 --> 00:51:46,619 Okay. 848 00:51:46,653 --> 00:51:48,854 Calm down. I'm coming right now. 849 00:51:48,889 --> 00:51:50,689 Good-bye. 850 00:51:50,724 --> 00:51:53,959 Holly, I got a problem at the restaurant, so I have to go. 851 00:51:53,994 --> 00:51:55,494 No, you can't. 852 00:51:56,530 --> 00:51:57,596 Why not? 853 00:51:57,631 --> 00:52:00,533 Um, I mean, can I come? 854 00:52:00,567 --> 00:52:01,867 Yeah. Why not? Come on. 855 00:52:01,902 --> 00:52:04,670 Hey! 856 00:52:04,704 --> 00:52:06,939 I've got to go to the bathroom really bad. 857 00:52:06,973 --> 00:52:10,509 Yeah, well, go. There's the bathroom. But hurry up. 858 00:52:10,544 --> 00:52:11,744 Right through that door. 859 00:52:11,778 --> 00:52:13,712 I love this. 860 00:52:15,682 --> 00:52:17,583 You have got to be kidding me. 861 00:52:17,617 --> 00:52:19,652 This isn't gonna cover anything! 862 00:52:19,686 --> 00:52:21,246 That's exactly the point. 863 00:52:22,656 --> 00:52:24,824 Hey. 864 00:52:24,858 --> 00:52:27,793 - Houston, we have a problem. - What kind? 865 00:52:27,828 --> 00:52:30,830 The very, very bad kind. He's on his way to the restaurant now. 866 00:52:30,864 --> 00:52:33,632 Oh, my God. W-What do we do? 867 00:52:33,667 --> 00:52:36,669 Create a distraction. A really, really big one. 868 00:52:36,703 --> 00:52:39,004 - I'll see you there. - Bye. 869 00:52:47,714 --> 00:52:50,549 Do we have to take a cab? I hate cabs. 870 00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:51,984 Maybe we should walk. What are you, crazy? 871 00:52:52,018 --> 00:52:54,498 Hi, we're going to the River Bistro. I get carsick! 872 00:52:56,723 --> 00:52:58,891 Come on! Get your free beer! 873 00:52:58,925 --> 00:53:00,659 Free beer! 874 00:53:08,969 --> 00:53:10,502 Bring on the beer! 875 00:53:14,574 --> 00:53:17,676 Oh, look, it's time for your break. "Buh-bye!" 876 00:53:17,711 --> 00:53:21,580 Hi. How are you? We're good. 877 00:53:21,615 --> 00:53:24,655 Some sort of Village People convention in town? We saw the sign outside. 878 00:53:24,684 --> 00:53:25,985 - We want the free beer. - Free beer? 879 00:53:26,019 --> 00:53:28,988 Why would I give you free... Ooh. 880 00:53:29,022 --> 00:53:31,657 I can give you free beer. You look absolutely parched. 881 00:53:43,703 --> 00:53:46,972 I think I'm gonna need another mimosa to open the rest of these gifts. 882 00:53:47,007 --> 00:53:48,941 I'll get the waiter. 883 00:53:51,945 --> 00:53:53,712 Lance! Hi, Mom! 884 00:53:53,747 --> 00:53:56,849 What are you doing here? Um, I just... I miss you. 885 00:53:56,883 --> 00:53:59,685 Free beer... Lance, what is this? 886 00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:00,920 Nothing. 887 00:54:00,954 --> 00:54:03,756 - Is this your idea? - No! I would never do... 888 00:54:03,790 --> 00:54:06,859 Well, actually I would do that, but I didn't do it. 889 00:54:06,893 --> 00:54:10,496 - Why didn't I? - Sign says free beer. We want our free beer. 890 00:54:10,530 --> 00:54:12,965 Yeah! J-E-T-S! Jets! Jets! Jets! 891 00:54:14,567 --> 00:54:16,502 What's that? 892 00:54:16,536 --> 00:54:17,903 Look! What a neat gift! 893 00:54:17,938 --> 00:54:19,872 - Oh! 894 00:54:19,906 --> 00:54:21,974 I feel like a queen. 895 00:54:22,008 --> 00:54:24,677 Fellas, we're not a sports bar, okay? 896 00:54:24,711 --> 00:54:28,681 But one free beer, on the house, but that's it. 897 00:54:28,715 --> 00:54:30,983 - Free beer! - Yes! 898 00:54:31,017 --> 00:54:33,752 Hey. You're a Jets fan, right? 899 00:54:33,787 --> 00:54:36,889 Oh, my God, hello! I live for West Side Story. 900 00:54:36,923 --> 00:54:39,825 I'm calling from the River Bistro. We have a problem here. 901 00:54:39,859 --> 00:54:42,728 This isn't working. I know. What do we do? 902 00:54:42,762 --> 00:54:43,762 Think. 903 00:54:45,932 --> 00:54:46,999 Go stall. 904 00:54:53,807 --> 00:54:54,907 Put this on here. 905 00:54:54,941 --> 00:54:57,776 So much more fun if you accessorize with color. Lance. 906 00:54:59,779 --> 00:55:01,914 Please, please forgive me. 907 00:55:14,561 --> 00:55:16,562 I don't know. I gotta make sure... 908 00:55:16,596 --> 00:55:17,863 Everybody out the back door! 909 00:55:17,897 --> 00:55:20,866 Come on! No, no. Front door! Front door, everyone. 910 00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:22,700 The floor's wet. Be careful. Don't run. 911 00:55:24,537 --> 00:55:25,904 Don't panic. Front door. 912 00:55:25,939 --> 00:55:28,607 Don't panic. 913 00:55:28,641 --> 00:55:30,542 Everybody out the front door. 914 00:55:31,711 --> 00:55:34,813 File out. Where's Holly? Holly? 915 00:55:34,848 --> 00:55:36,715 Ow. 916 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,984 Ow. 917 00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:55,501 We may be in big trouble... 918 00:55:55,535 --> 00:55:56,835 but that rocked. 919 00:55:56,870 --> 00:55:58,871 I swear. The C.I.A. should hire us. 920 00:55:58,905 --> 00:56:01,673 Nobody saw anybody. 921 00:56:01,708 --> 00:56:05,711 I mean, are we great or what? 922 00:56:05,745 --> 00:56:08,714 Your uncle does crossword puzzles in pen. 923 00:56:08,748 --> 00:56:14,553 What? And his kitchen is... It's perfect. 924 00:56:14,587 --> 00:56:16,588 So? 925 00:56:16,623 --> 00:56:21,627 Even though he didn't say it out loud, I know he knows the moon isn't just a rock. 926 00:56:24,597 --> 00:56:25,831 What are you talking about? 927 00:56:25,865 --> 00:56:28,834 There is such a thing as the perfect man. 928 00:56:28,868 --> 00:56:31,503 And I know exactly who it is for my mom. 929 00:56:31,538 --> 00:56:33,672 Who? Your uncle Ben. 930 00:56:33,706 --> 00:56:38,677 What? And now because of my stupid scheme, they can never meet. 931 00:56:40,013 --> 00:56:42,815 I am so beyond lost. 932 00:56:42,849 --> 00:56:45,851 You were right. I should have never bought that orchid. 933 00:56:45,885 --> 00:56:49,855 The whole thing was just a huge mistake. 934 00:56:55,728 --> 00:56:58,997 Hey. I need to ask you a huge favor. 935 00:56:59,032 --> 00:57:01,900 "Hi" to you too. I need you to break up with my mom for me. 936 00:57:01,935 --> 00:57:04,002 When did I start dating her? 937 00:57:04,037 --> 00:57:06,905 Not as you. As the perfect man. Ben. 938 00:57:06,940 --> 00:57:09,708 No way. 939 00:57:09,742 --> 00:57:11,810 Come on. Please. 940 00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:15,948 Just call her at 7:00, put on a deep voice and tell her it's over. 941 00:57:15,982 --> 00:57:17,716 What's my reason? 942 00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:20,953 Men never have reasons. Th-They just split. 943 00:57:20,987 --> 00:57:23,655 Why can't you just break up over e-mail? 944 00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:25,557 Because that's too cold. 945 00:57:25,592 --> 00:57:26,925 Besides, I want her to hear his voice. 946 00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:29,027 Yeah. But it wouldn't be his voice. It would be mine, 947 00:57:29,062 --> 00:57:31,730 what with him not existing and all. 948 00:57:31,764 --> 00:57:34,766 Come on. You know what I mean. Please, Adam. 949 00:57:34,801 --> 00:57:36,761 If I tell her this was all fake, she'll be crushed. 950 00:57:36,769 --> 00:57:38,604 And she'll never forgive me. 951 00:57:38,638 --> 00:57:40,038 But if he just dumps her... 952 00:57:40,073 --> 00:57:42,941 That, she's used to. 953 00:57:47,013 --> 00:57:49,781 Come on. 954 00:57:51,951 --> 00:57:53,752 Oh! 955 00:57:53,786 --> 00:57:55,687 Hello? There's no way I'm doing this. 956 00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:57,623 Oh. May I ask who's calling? 957 00:57:57,657 --> 00:57:59,791 Holly, can we just talk about it? Sure. 958 00:57:59,826 --> 00:58:01,627 Mom, it's for you. 959 00:58:01,661 --> 00:58:04,630 No. That's not funny. Hello? 960 00:58:04,664 --> 00:58:06,765 Hi. 961 00:58:06,799 --> 00:58:09,701 This is Ben... 962 00:58:09,736 --> 00:58:12,004 Calling. Ben? 963 00:58:12,038 --> 00:58:15,807 Uh-uh... As in Ben Ben? 964 00:58:15,842 --> 00:58:18,610 Uh, I-I don't know. 965 00:58:18,645 --> 00:58:21,547 Um, I mean, how many Bens do you know? 966 00:58:21,581 --> 00:58:23,582 Uh, none. I mean, one. 967 00:58:23,616 --> 00:58:27,953 I know you. W... Um... wow. 968 00:58:27,987 --> 00:58:31,657 I... How's China? 969 00:58:31,691 --> 00:58:32,991 China? 970 00:58:33,026 --> 00:58:35,794 It's very... 971 00:58:35,828 --> 00:58:39,565 Chinese. 972 00:58:39,599 --> 00:58:40,966 Lots of Chinese people. 973 00:58:42,035 --> 00:58:44,002 Chinese food. 974 00:58:44,037 --> 00:58:45,771 Oh, you're funny. 975 00:58:45,805 --> 00:58:46,939 And you're calling me... 976 00:58:48,641 --> 00:58:50,776 from halfway around the world! 977 00:58:50,810 --> 00:58:54,947 Yes, because there's something that I wanted to tell y... 978 00:58:54,981 --> 00:58:57,883 It's really good to finally hear your voice. 979 00:58:57,917 --> 00:59:01,587 Wait. Are you... crying? 980 00:59:01,621 --> 00:59:03,855 No. Um... 981 00:59:03,890 --> 00:59:06,525 Oh, God, yes. 982 00:59:06,559 --> 00:59:11,563 Yes, I am, but only because I'm happy. 983 00:59:11,598 --> 00:59:14,633 You make me happy. 984 00:59:14,667 --> 00:59:18,537 Know what I mean? Um... I guess. 985 00:59:19,839 --> 00:59:22,541 Yeah. I do. 986 00:59:23,643 --> 00:59:25,911 Oh, God. My whole life, um, 987 00:59:25,945 --> 00:59:28,714 I mean, everything's been so messed up and... 988 00:59:28,748 --> 00:59:32,985 I, um... I just started getting to know you, and... 989 00:59:33,019 --> 00:59:35,754 I don't know. I just... 990 00:59:35,788 --> 00:59:38,757 I started feeling just... 991 00:59:38,791 --> 00:59:41,593 Clearer. Yes! 992 00:59:41,628 --> 00:59:44,830 - Yes. You know what I mean. - Yeah. I do. 993 00:59:44,864 --> 00:59:45,864 It's like... 994 00:59:45,898 --> 00:59:48,900 all of the bad stuff that you went through... 995 00:59:48,935 --> 00:59:51,003 that you hated along the way. 996 00:59:51,037 --> 00:59:52,804 The people who disappointed you, 997 00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:55,674 the things that didn't go the way you wanted. 998 00:59:55,708 --> 00:59:58,710 Suddenly you feel grateful to them. 999 00:59:58,745 --> 01:00:01,780 Because they're the things that got you to here. 1000 01:00:01,814 --> 01:00:02,881 To this. 1001 01:00:02,915 --> 01:00:05,651 Yes. Exactly. 1002 01:00:05,685 --> 01:00:08,053 I guess that's just what it's like when you... 1003 01:00:08,087 --> 01:00:10,055 No. No. You know. 1004 01:00:10,089 --> 01:00:11,757 What? 1005 01:00:11,791 --> 01:00:14,059 Really... 1006 01:00:14,093 --> 01:00:15,727 like someone. 1007 01:00:18,865 --> 01:00:21,033 So, you like me, huh? 1008 01:00:21,067 --> 01:00:23,969 Um. Yeah. Yeah. 1009 01:00:24,003 --> 01:00:25,704 I do. 1010 01:00:25,738 --> 01:00:27,806 I mean, I might even... 1011 01:00:32,879 --> 01:00:35,681 You might even what? 1012 01:00:38,951 --> 01:00:42,888 Give me a ride, horsey! Yeehaw! Ow! No! Not now, Zoe. No. 1013 01:00:42,922 --> 01:00:45,791 I might even... 1014 01:00:45,825 --> 01:00:47,025 Holly! 1015 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:48,960 Love you. 1016 01:00:48,995 --> 01:00:49,995 Hello? 1017 01:00:49,996 --> 01:00:51,930 Hello? 1018 01:00:59,739 --> 01:01:01,673 Hey! 1019 01:01:01,708 --> 01:01:05,610 What were you thinking? That isn't even close to what I asked you to do. 1020 01:01:05,645 --> 01:01:07,612 I got, uh, distracted. 1021 01:01:07,647 --> 01:01:09,748 By what? A lobotomy? 1022 01:01:09,782 --> 01:01:13,685 Because short of you telling me that somebody actually removed your brain, 1023 01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:14,953 I can't even begin to... 1024 01:01:18,958 --> 01:01:20,759 By you. 1025 01:01:20,793 --> 01:01:25,864 I was distracted by you. 1026 01:01:41,881 --> 01:01:44,950 Hey, Mom? Yeah? 1027 01:01:44,984 --> 01:01:48,653 Do you remember when we first got here, and, um, 1028 01:01:48,688 --> 01:01:50,889 you were feeling so lousy? 1029 01:01:50,923 --> 01:01:53,792 What about it? 1030 01:01:53,826 --> 01:01:55,026 Well, the thing is, is... 1031 01:01:55,061 --> 01:01:58,563 I just... I hated seeing you like that. And... 1032 01:01:58,598 --> 01:02:02,834 Lady, when you're with me I'm smiling 1033 01:02:04,670 --> 01:02:08,840 Give me Whoa-oh-oh, your love 1034 01:02:11,611 --> 01:02:16,915 Your hands build me up when I'm sinking 1035 01:02:18,084 --> 01:02:22,754 Touch me and my troubles all fade 1036 01:02:22,789 --> 01:02:24,956 Will you shut up? We're trying to sleep! No way. 1037 01:02:27,026 --> 01:02:30,862 From the moment I saw you 1038 01:02:30,897 --> 01:02:33,899 Uhh. Sorry. 1039 01:02:37,870 --> 01:02:38,970 Rock out, buddy! 1040 01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:45,944 All the love that I needed 1041 01:02:48,014 --> 01:02:51,082 Like a child who had grown Oh. 1042 01:03:12,805 --> 01:03:15,941 What are you do... 1043 01:03:24,817 --> 01:03:28,019 Oh. 1044 01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:29,921 - Marry me? - Marry him! 1045 01:03:41,734 --> 01:03:43,068 Oh, God, please tell me you didn't say yes. 1046 01:03:43,102 --> 01:03:46,037 Please tell me you said no. I said I'd think about it. 1047 01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:48,874 What? What is there to think about? 1048 01:03:50,776 --> 01:03:53,845 Is there even a jewel in there? 1049 01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:55,714 Lenny is not your soul mate. 1050 01:03:55,748 --> 01:03:58,850 - Ben is. - Ben is in China. 1051 01:03:58,885 --> 01:04:01,019 Maybe. I mean, who really knows? 1052 01:04:01,053 --> 01:04:02,954 The only thing I know for sure about Ben... 1053 01:04:02,989 --> 01:04:06,024 is he is a beautiful idea, but you can't grow old with a beautiful idea. 1054 01:04:08,794 --> 01:04:10,795 Why are you so desperate? 1055 01:04:10,830 --> 01:04:14,566 Oh, Holly. It is so easy for you to judge. 1056 01:04:15,735 --> 01:04:17,735 You haven't had to go through life alone with kids, 1057 01:04:17,737 --> 01:04:19,604 nobody to turn to for help. 1058 01:04:19,639 --> 01:04:21,806 I'm not complaining. I made my bed. 1059 01:04:21,841 --> 01:04:26,678 But I have been slugging it out alone for a heck of a long time. 1060 01:04:26,712 --> 01:04:29,072 You two girls are the best thing that's ever happened to me. 1061 01:04:29,081 --> 01:04:32,017 But in the blink of an eye, you'll be grown and gone. 1062 01:04:32,051 --> 01:04:33,852 And Lenny's a sweet guy. 1063 01:04:33,886 --> 01:04:37,689 Maybe he'll be different than the others. 1064 01:04:37,723 --> 01:04:38,923 I don't want to wind up alone. 1065 01:05:01,047 --> 01:05:03,648 Do not unlock that door till I get back. 1066 01:05:03,683 --> 01:05:04,749 Huh? 1067 01:05:23,703 --> 01:05:25,670 Hello. 1068 01:05:25,705 --> 01:05:26,972 Um, hi. 1069 01:05:27,006 --> 01:05:29,908 I'm calling for Ms. Jean Hamilton. 1070 01:05:29,942 --> 01:05:32,744 Yes, this is Jean. This is Ben's secretary. 1071 01:05:32,778 --> 01:05:35,981 Ben's coming back into New York, and he would like to see you. 1072 01:05:36,015 --> 01:05:38,617 Really? How does tomorrow afternoon 1073 01:05:38,651 --> 01:05:39,931 under the Brooklyn Bridge sound? 1074 01:05:42,622 --> 01:05:45,624 - Um... - Excellent. 4:00. He'll see you then. 1075 01:06:22,895 --> 01:06:24,763 Where's Ben? I need to talk to him. 1076 01:06:24,830 --> 01:06:27,699 It's an emergency. Oh. Too late, little lady. He's already gone. 1077 01:06:27,733 --> 01:06:29,968 - Where? - The almighty wedding. 1078 01:06:30,002 --> 01:06:31,970 Wedding? What wedding? 1079 01:06:32,004 --> 01:06:35,006 - Well, Amber and... - Amber? Amber! 1080 01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:38,743 I know. He didn't really want to do it, but she's hard to say no to. 1081 01:06:38,778 --> 01:06:41,046 - Where is it? - Liberty Grand Hotel. 1082 01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:42,681 Thanks. 1083 01:06:42,715 --> 01:06:45,784 So not a party without me. 1084 01:06:45,818 --> 01:06:46,918 Whatever. 1085 01:07:01,734 --> 01:07:04,669 Sorry, guys! 1086 01:07:05,771 --> 01:07:06,771 Oh! 1087 01:07:06,772 --> 01:07:09,774 We are gathered here in the sight of God... 1088 01:07:09,809 --> 01:07:11,843 and in the face of this company... 1089 01:07:11,877 --> 01:07:15,013 to join together this man and this woman. 1090 01:07:19,652 --> 01:07:23,922 If anyone present knows a reason why these two should not be lawfully wedded... 1091 01:07:25,858 --> 01:07:29,027 speak now or forever hold your peace. 1092 01:07:29,061 --> 01:07:30,628 He can't marry her! 1093 01:07:39,839 --> 01:07:43,007 What are you doing? You can't come in here. 1094 01:07:43,042 --> 01:07:46,644 - He's gotta marry my mom. 1095 01:07:46,679 --> 01:07:48,847 You might not even know it yet, but you will once you read these. 1096 01:07:48,881 --> 01:07:52,884 - Holly. - It's pages and pages of proof that you guys are soul mates. 1097 01:07:52,918 --> 01:07:55,787 And right now she's waiting to meet you under the Brooklyn Bridge. 1098 01:07:55,821 --> 01:07:58,990 And when you do, you'll know that you guys are perfect for each other. 1099 01:08:00,626 --> 01:08:02,794 Y-You guys both do the crosswords in pen. 1100 01:08:02,862 --> 01:08:04,763 And know what a kitchen should feel like... 1101 01:08:04,797 --> 01:08:08,666 and what the moon really is, and without even meeting her... 1102 01:08:08,701 --> 01:08:11,736 you picked out her favorite song. 1103 01:08:11,771 --> 01:08:16,574 And this made her happier than she has ever been, and... 1104 01:08:25,818 --> 01:08:26,938 Ben, are you all right? 1105 01:08:35,828 --> 01:08:37,896 Um, you know what, you guys? 1106 01:08:37,930 --> 01:08:40,965 - I'm looking for the Silverman wedding. 1107 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,735 Sorry. Carry on. My bad. 1108 01:08:48,607 --> 01:08:50,008 Holly! Hey. 1109 01:08:50,042 --> 01:08:52,777 Hey! 1110 01:08:52,812 --> 01:08:54,813 I'm sorry. I made a mistake, okay? 1111 01:08:54,847 --> 01:08:56,548 What are you thinking? 1112 01:08:56,582 --> 01:08:58,817 I thought you were the one marrying Amber. Me? 1113 01:08:58,851 --> 01:09:01,619 Lance said... No. Amber's one of my dearest friends. 1114 01:09:01,654 --> 01:09:04,923 I'm catering her wedding. What's left of it. 1115 01:09:06,659 --> 01:09:07,992 What... What are you doing? 1116 01:09:08,027 --> 01:09:09,527 Read these. 1117 01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:10,962 No, that's not an answer. Yes, it is! 1118 01:09:10,996 --> 01:09:13,965 If you just read these e-mails, you'll see. 1119 01:09:13,999 --> 01:09:16,734 There's someone that you need to meet. 1120 01:09:31,750 --> 01:09:36,688 - Hi, Mom. - What are you doing here? 1121 01:09:36,722 --> 01:09:39,824 I didn't want you to think you'd been stood up. 1122 01:09:39,859 --> 01:09:44,963 He's not coming. We... How do you know? How did you know I was here? 1123 01:09:44,997 --> 01:09:49,968 I know because... Because? 1124 01:09:50,002 --> 01:09:53,638 - Because I made him up. - What? 1125 01:09:53,672 --> 01:09:55,992 The flowers and the letters and the e-mails and everything. 1126 01:10:00,846 --> 01:10:02,914 The... The phone call? 1127 01:10:02,948 --> 01:10:05,650 A friend of mine did that. 1128 01:10:05,684 --> 01:10:07,952 But it wasn't all made up. There was a man. 1129 01:10:07,987 --> 01:10:10,855 There is. Most of what I wrote came from him. 1130 01:10:10,890 --> 01:10:12,690 So there's a man out there laughing at me too? 1131 01:10:12,725 --> 01:10:13,992 No! He doesn't know. 1132 01:10:14,026 --> 01:10:15,894 How could you be so cruel? 1133 01:10:18,731 --> 01:10:21,099 I wasn't trying to be cruel. 1134 01:10:21,133 --> 01:10:22,934 I was trying to make you happy. 1135 01:10:22,968 --> 01:10:26,704 Oh. Well, you have a lot to learn about happiness. 1136 01:10:26,739 --> 01:10:28,706 You haven't exactly showed me a road map, Mom. 1137 01:10:28,741 --> 01:10:31,943 Oh, so this is my fault. I brought this humiliation on myself? 1138 01:10:31,977 --> 01:10:33,845 Because we moved around a little bit? 1139 01:10:33,879 --> 01:10:36,614 - A little? - Whatever. A lot. 1140 01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:38,950 - You never seemed to mind. - Yes, I did. 1141 01:10:38,984 --> 01:10:42,053 You just never heard any of it if it wasn't about you. 1142 01:10:42,087 --> 01:10:44,822 That is not true. I hear everything you say to me. 1143 01:10:44,857 --> 01:10:46,958 You hear, but you don't listen. 1144 01:10:46,992 --> 01:10:50,995 You never listen to anything I want. 1145 01:10:51,030 --> 01:10:52,697 All right, fine. 1146 01:10:52,731 --> 01:10:55,033 What do you want? 1147 01:10:55,067 --> 01:10:59,837 I want a mom that sees in herself what Zoe and I see every day. 1148 01:10:59,872 --> 01:11:04,809 That's talented and pretty and funny and... 1149 01:11:04,843 --> 01:11:07,979 cooks great and dances great and doesn't need a man to be those things. 1150 01:11:10,015 --> 01:11:13,685 Okay, so maybe the perfect man wasn't real. 1151 01:11:13,752 --> 01:11:15,586 But the perfect you is. 1152 01:11:40,746 --> 01:11:43,081 Hi. 1153 01:11:43,115 --> 01:11:45,049 Hi. 1154 01:11:45,084 --> 01:11:47,085 I'm sorry that I didn't call you back. 1155 01:11:47,119 --> 01:11:50,054 I've been really busy. I drew you something. 1156 01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:58,696 Princess Holly. Well, a side of her, anyway. 1157 01:11:58,731 --> 01:12:02,800 I realized she doesn't need an army to protect her. 1158 01:12:02,835 --> 01:12:05,955 You don't let anybody close enough to hurt you in the first place. 1159 01:12:09,842 --> 01:12:12,844 Wait. Holly. 1160 01:12:22,087 --> 01:12:24,789 I want to move. What? 1161 01:12:24,823 --> 01:12:29,627 I hate this place. I'm over it, and I want to move now. 1162 01:12:29,661 --> 01:12:31,829 We've moved more times for you than I can even count. 1163 01:12:31,864 --> 01:12:35,033 And just this once, I want to move for me. 1164 01:13:16,108 --> 01:13:21,112 Hi. Hi. I'm Adam, Holly's... friend. Is she home? 1165 01:13:21,146 --> 01:13:24,849 No, she's out getting packing boxes. 1166 01:13:24,883 --> 01:13:26,851 Why? We're moving. 1167 01:13:26,885 --> 01:13:28,219 Arizona. Red Rocks. 1168 01:13:30,989 --> 01:13:34,992 You want her to call? No, um... 1169 01:13:35,027 --> 01:13:38,196 Uh, no. Thank you. 1170 01:13:38,230 --> 01:13:41,199 Oh! Could you give this to her? 1171 01:13:41,233 --> 01:13:42,300 Sure. 1172 01:13:42,334 --> 01:13:45,236 And, uh, tell her she only saw one side of the drawing. 1173 01:13:56,915 --> 01:14:01,185 Even the best fall down sometimes 1174 01:14:01,220 --> 01:14:06,224 Even the wrong words seem to rhyme 1175 01:14:06,258 --> 01:14:11,195 Out of the doubt that fills your mind 1176 01:14:11,230 --> 01:14:17,201 You finally find You and I collide 1177 01:14:21,907 --> 01:14:27,111 You finally find you and I collide 1178 01:14:31,049 --> 01:14:36,921 You finally find You and I collide 1179 01:14:48,033 --> 01:14:51,135 I was... inspired. 1180 01:14:56,808 --> 01:15:00,278 I miss you. Why'd you bug out on me? 1181 01:15:16,028 --> 01:15:19,830 Newsflash. Everyone's scared. 1182 01:15:19,865 --> 01:15:23,167 That's no reason to run away. 1183 01:15:27,005 --> 01:15:29,874 It's what my mom does. 1184 01:15:33,145 --> 01:15:36,948 And you want to end up like your mom? 1185 01:15:36,982 --> 01:15:39,217 Some role model. 1186 01:15:39,251 --> 01:15:40,251 Mmm. 1187 01:15:52,998 --> 01:15:58,035 I... heard once that... 1188 01:15:58,070 --> 01:16:02,840 love is friendship on fire. 1189 01:16:02,874 --> 01:16:07,011 That's how I feel about you. 1190 01:16:07,045 --> 01:16:11,082 Do you really have to go? 1191 01:17:01,166 --> 01:17:05,069 Holly, guess what! I get to be in a spelling bee! 1192 01:17:05,103 --> 01:17:07,138 C-O-O-L. 1193 01:17:07,172 --> 01:17:09,807 What are you doing? Unpacking. 1194 01:17:09,841 --> 01:17:11,776 Yeah, but why? 1195 01:17:11,810 --> 01:17:14,211 I thought that we all agreed it was time for a new adventure. 1196 01:17:14,246 --> 01:17:18,115 This is our new adventure. Staying is our new adventure. 1197 01:17:18,150 --> 01:17:23,020 What? Why can't you ever do anything that I want? 1198 01:17:30,829 --> 01:17:32,863 I want to be alone. 1199 01:17:32,898 --> 01:17:35,232 Nobody wants to be alone. I do. 1200 01:17:35,267 --> 01:17:38,936 Okay? I'm through with these people, and I want new ones. 1201 01:17:42,874 --> 01:17:46,944 Unfortunately, honey pie, new people are only new for a day. 1202 01:17:46,978 --> 01:17:49,947 After that, they're just people... 1203 01:17:49,981 --> 01:17:54,852 who will excite you, disappoint you... 1204 01:17:54,886 --> 01:17:56,754 scare you a little bit. 1205 01:17:56,788 --> 01:18:01,859 Boy, I know how tempting it is to run away when that happens. 1206 01:18:01,893 --> 01:18:04,161 It's good for avoiding things. 1207 01:18:04,196 --> 01:18:09,200 But the problem is you end up... avoiding yourself. 1208 01:18:11,203 --> 01:18:14,071 Avoiding people you love. 1209 01:18:16,942 --> 01:18:19,977 You end up avoiding life. 1210 01:18:20,011 --> 01:18:22,046 So... 1211 01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:27,017 I've decided to start setting an example for you girls. 1212 01:18:27,052 --> 01:18:29,019 I'm gonna try... 1213 01:18:29,054 --> 01:18:31,222 showing you what sticking it out looks like. 1214 01:18:31,256 --> 01:18:33,858 Really get to know people. 1215 01:18:33,892 --> 01:18:35,926 And let people get to know us. 1216 01:18:35,961 --> 01:18:38,062 I don't promise to be any good at it, 1217 01:18:38,096 --> 01:18:40,131 but I will try. 1218 01:18:40,165 --> 01:18:44,902 Because I want you and Zoe to be better at this than I am. 1219 01:18:44,936 --> 01:18:47,805 I want you to learn how to let people in. 1220 01:19:02,020 --> 01:19:03,954 He's a sweet boy. 1221 01:19:03,989 --> 01:19:06,056 I think it would be worth it. 1222 01:19:06,091 --> 01:19:07,992 Turn it over. 1223 01:19:08,026 --> 01:19:10,961 Everything always has two sides. 1224 01:19:48,300 --> 01:19:50,134 You want a bigger ring? 1225 01:19:50,168 --> 01:19:53,070 "Combustible." 1226 01:19:53,104 --> 01:19:59,043 C-O-M-B-U-S-T 1227 01:19:59,077 --> 01:20:02,179 - I-B-L-E. 1228 01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:03,814 "Combustible." 1229 01:20:03,849 --> 01:20:04,849 That is correct. 1230 01:20:05,851 --> 01:20:09,153 Good job! 1231 01:20:12,924 --> 01:20:14,992 J! E! 1232 01:20:15,026 --> 01:20:17,094 T! S! 1233 01:20:17,128 --> 01:20:18,829 Jets! Jets! Jets! 1234 01:20:18,864 --> 01:20:22,032 Whoo! Whoo! 1235 01:20:22,067 --> 01:20:25,903 Looks like we're going to the World Series! 1236 01:20:25,937 --> 01:20:27,238 Whoo! 1237 01:20:29,107 --> 01:20:32,076 Ladies and gentlemen, five minutes. Five minutes. 1238 01:20:32,110 --> 01:20:36,046 We'll be commencing in five minutes. 1239 01:20:36,081 --> 01:20:38,315 First place goes to... 1240 01:20:38,350 --> 01:20:40,050 number 73, Jean Hamilton! 1241 01:20:42,187 --> 01:20:43,254 You did it, Mommy! 1242 01:20:59,971 --> 01:21:02,139 Where? The second one? Yeah. That's Mom. 1243 01:21:12,317 --> 01:21:15,886 Hi, may I help you? 1244 01:21:15,921 --> 01:21:20,190 Mmm, yeah. I heard that you can find the best fudge brownies in the world here. 1245 01:21:21,893 --> 01:21:24,194 - We try. - Mmm. 1246 01:21:26,998 --> 01:21:29,199 Um, I'll take this. 1247 01:21:36,942 --> 01:21:40,044 Ben. Hi. 1248 01:21:40,078 --> 01:21:42,079 Um, on the house. 1249 01:21:42,113 --> 01:21:44,949 Oh, no. No. I have to pay you somehow. 1250 01:21:44,983 --> 01:21:48,085 Um, how about dinner? 1251 01:21:48,119 --> 01:21:50,955 I-I don't even know you. 1252 01:21:50,989 --> 01:21:52,957 Well, I don't know about that. 1253 01:21:52,991 --> 01:21:57,861 Thank you. That is very sweet. 1254 01:21:57,896 --> 01:21:59,196 But I don't think so. 1255 01:21:59,230 --> 01:22:03,067 Oh? Are you dating someone? 1256 01:22:03,101 --> 01:22:06,270 Actually, no. For the first time in my life, I'm not. 1257 01:22:06,304 --> 01:22:10,140 And I think I should stay this way until I get my feet back on the ground. 1258 01:22:10,175 --> 01:22:11,976 Oh, I see. Yeah. 1259 01:22:12,010 --> 01:22:13,110 It's nothing personal. 1260 01:22:13,144 --> 01:22:16,146 No, of course not. Hey. 1261 01:22:16,181 --> 01:22:19,116 You know, I should probably take a dating moratorium too. 1262 01:22:19,150 --> 01:22:20,284 I recommend it. 1263 01:22:20,318 --> 01:22:22,953 Yeah. Clean-out-the-closet sort of thing. 1264 01:22:22,988 --> 01:22:25,856 - It's a good idea. - Get my head together. 1265 01:22:25,890 --> 01:22:28,892 Exactly. 1266 01:22:36,234 --> 01:22:39,069 So pick you up Saturday at 8:00? 1267 01:22:39,104 --> 01:22:40,904 Perfect. 1268 01:22:47,345 --> 01:22:49,146 It looks like Mom was right. 1269 01:22:49,180 --> 01:22:52,249 Staying turned out to be the greatest adventure of all. 1270 01:22:52,283 --> 01:22:56,186 And let me tell you, it has made me do some crazy things. 1271 01:22:56,221 --> 01:22:58,989 Like plan ahead and paint my room... 1272 01:22:59,024 --> 01:23:00,891 and hang pictures on the wall. 1273 01:23:00,925 --> 01:23:03,160 I mean, I used a nail and everything. 1274 01:23:03,194 --> 01:23:08,165 Like the sun is in my eyes whenever you're around 1275 01:23:11,903 --> 01:23:16,273 Be the one who finally gets to win 1276 01:23:16,307 --> 01:23:17,908 Hi. Come on in. 1277 01:23:17,942 --> 01:23:21,211 It's so real How I feel 1278 01:23:26,117 --> 01:23:30,888 Doesn't get any better than this 1279 01:23:30,922 --> 01:23:35,259 We're into something beautiful 1280 01:23:35,293 --> 01:23:40,230 Bein' with you's as good as it gets 1281 01:23:40,265 --> 01:23:43,300 Sorry I'm late. 1282 01:23:43,334 --> 01:23:47,871 There was this Krispy Kreme truck that overturned on Eighth Avenue. 1283 01:23:47,906 --> 01:23:48,906 What? 1284 01:23:55,246 --> 01:23:56,880 Thank you. 1285 01:23:56,915 --> 01:24:00,150 Oh, uh, here. Let me deal with that. 1286 01:24:00,218 --> 01:24:04,188 Just goes... Relax. 1287 01:24:04,222 --> 01:24:07,124 What is this, like your first dance or something? 1288 01:24:07,158 --> 01:24:11,962 Doesn't get any better than this 1289 01:24:11,996 --> 01:24:16,200 We're into something beautiful 1290 01:24:16,234 --> 01:24:18,202 Bein' with you's as good... 1291 01:24:18,236 --> 01:24:22,806 Can you believe it? The teenage gypsy has finally settled down. 1292 01:24:22,841 --> 01:24:24,942 Now I don't just have a home page. 1293 01:24:24,976 --> 01:24:26,110 I have a home. 1294 01:24:26,144 --> 01:24:30,180 Doesn't get any better than this