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Shit.

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What the hell?

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Not another one.

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I shouldn't have been looking
for my chapstick, buddy.

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You're just stunned, I think.

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Yeah. I mean, you got the wind
knocked out of you.

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I did that on a jungle gym.

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Had the wind knocked out of me too.

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I'll give you a couple seconds.
You'll be fine.

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Yeah.

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Come on.

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Maybe you just need a little...

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You want mouth-to-mouth, man?

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Maybe that'll help.

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I just... I don't want you to bite my mouth.

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There you go. That's helping.

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Okay, come on. Let's walk it off, man.

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Get up on all fours. You can...

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Attaboy! Run!

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Look at you go! There you go!

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Got a good gait.

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Got a good gait. Yes!

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Where are my chicken sandwiches,
Larry? Come on, let's go.

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Somebody get these. My God.

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Tammy, get over here.

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You're late again.
Do you own a watch much?

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I know I'm late.
A deer jumped out of nowhere.

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You look like crud. My God.

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Get off the floor.

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Tammy, my office. Now.

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I'm coming, Keith. God.

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Tammy, do you know
how I got to where I am?

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Sucking dick and kissing ass?

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Excuse me, Keith.
We need some more ketchup.

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Okay. English, though, Javier.
This is America.

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- It was English.
- That wasn't English.

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- Is that blood?
- Yeah.

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A deer hit my car on the way in.

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- You should maybe see a doctor.
- No kidding.

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Okay, thanks, Javier.
That's great advice. See you later.

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Tammy, I'm terminating your employment
at Topperjack's.

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You've gotta be shitting me.

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No, I'm terminating your employment.
I need your badge.

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What ba...? You mean my name tag?

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- Yes, exactly. I need your badge back.
- It's not a badge.

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It's a name tag, and you made me
buy it with my own money.

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That's company policy. I need it back.

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Well, I need you to stop sweating through
your shirts and grossing everybody out.

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It is hot. And when it's hot, people sweat.

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- Not like that. Not like that.
- It's how it is.

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- That shit's medical.
- Listen!

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Tammy, you have already been fired.
I have already terminated your employment.

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You are at least 40 seconds fired...

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...so please exit the Topperjack's.

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Fine. You know what?
I'm gonna give you this.

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- Tammy.
- I got it here.

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- It's your middle finger.
- No.

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Poom.

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Read between the lines.

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I knew that you were gonna do it,
so it's not as good.

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- I get it, Tammy.
- Poom. You get that?

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- What is that?
- A little version of this.

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Hey, don't let a deer hit you on the way out.

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You dick. You know what?

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Don't let these ketchup packets
get stuck in your gross armpits.

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- You'll have to buy new shirts, you dick.
- Those are Topperjack's supplies.

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You are no longer an employee
of Topperjack's.

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Yeah, that shit's contaminated now!

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For overtime due, Keith. Overtime due.

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- Tammy, just get out.
- Enjoy the special sauce.

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Do not touch the Tower Deluxe burgers.

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Those buns are still good.
Just change the hats.

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Yeah.

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- Yeah, that's what I thought.
- I'm calling the police!

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Just thought you should know
that the meat here is real shitty.

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- God.
- Real, real, real shitty.

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- That's the truth.
- That's not true.

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That's not chicken.
I don't know what it is, but it's not bird.

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It's 110 percent chicken.

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Bird doesn't come out of squeezy tubes.

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My gut fear, it's mostly dick and beak.

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- She's disgruntled.
- You know what?

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My elbow!

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Poom.

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Later, loser.

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Are you...?

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Shit.

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You kidding me?

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Aw, man.

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Shit.

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A little help? A little help?

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A little help! Come on!

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Yeah, karma.

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Yeah, we'll see.

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God. Hey, Greg. I'm home.

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Think your ringer's off. I've been calling you.

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That asshole Keith fired me.

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Can you believe that shit?
Like, who would wanna work there?

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♪ <i>How much I feel</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Feel for you, baby</i> ♪

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What's going on here?

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Hey, Tammy.

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Wow, you're home so early.

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- I'm sorry you got fired.
- Shut up, Missi.

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Why are you in my house
making my husband dinner?

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Actually, I made her dinner.

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You're gonna get your ass kicked.

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You hungry?
You wanna eat my fist for din...?

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Shit.

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I am so sorry, Tammy. You startled me.

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Keep your dirty fingers out of my mouth.

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You scratched my tongue.

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I'm leaving you, Greg.

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I'm taking the household money
and getting out of here.

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God! Nice, Greg!

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You have to cheat with the neighbor?

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You can forget about me
feeding your stupid cats, Missi.

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- I'm divorcing you, and I'm suing you, bitch.
- For what?

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For being an asshole.
That's what I'm suing you for.

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Why is there only $63 in here, Greg?

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Whatever. I'm keeping all of it.

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- Shit.
- Are you okay?

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I'm fine!

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I feel great. Pervs.

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Assholes.

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You two deserve each other.

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Shit.

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Goddamn it.

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Just don't touch anything.

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And don't let her touch my underwear.

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You know, you never made me dinner.
Not even once.

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And it smells really good too.

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Yeah, I'll see you in court!

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I hope you both choke on your shitty dinner!

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Assholes.

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Missi Jenkins is a whore!

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And I kicked her ass!

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Kicked her stupid ass.

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Don't call me, Greg, when she dumps you!

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Because I won't call you back!

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No fucking way!

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I'm gonna be too busy
fucking models and shit!

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Mom!

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Mom!

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Mom, open the door!

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Greg's cheating on me, Mom.

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- What?
- Yeah, I know.

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What a jerk, right?

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What happened?

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I went home after a shitty day,
and Greg and Missi Jenkins...

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...are having, like, a really romantic dinner
at our dining room table.

153
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And Greg made it.

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Okay, then I'm sorry. That's terrible.

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I'm not exactly thrilled about it myself.
I just need to borrow your car.

156
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Why? Where's yours?

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Mine is smoking on Highway 13
because a deer jumped out in front of me.

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Can I just have your car
so I can get out of this shitty town?

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I will drive you to work.
I'm not giving you my car.

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I don't need you to drive me to work, okay?
Keith fired me.

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Little prick.

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- Are we really gonna do this again, Tammy?
- What?

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Every time something bad happens,
you throw a fit...

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...say you're leaving, you never get more
than 10 miles outside of town...

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...you start feeling sorry for yourself,
and you come back and throw another fit.

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- That's not true.
- It's a pattern.

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It's not a pattern.

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- It is.
- That's not even what a pattern is.

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A pattern is a thing
that comes in pairs of two.

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You just don't know science.

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A pattern is a series of things or events...

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...that repeat themselves on and on,
sometimes into infinity.

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That's what a galaxy is. It's not a pattern.

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- Fine.
- God.

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If you don't wanna help me,
just give me the keys to Dad's truck.

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- No. Absolutely not.
- Fine. Then I'm gonna take Grandma's car.

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- No, you're not. She is old and not well.
- Then she doesn't need a car.

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Right? You answer that.

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- Don't go. Tammy.
- Grandma, I need your car keys.

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Yep, I heard everything,
and I am ready to go.

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I'm taking your car. I'm not taking you.

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- You're not getting my car unless you take me.
- No.

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- Yeah. What?
- Mom.

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- What, you packed a bag?
- Yeah.

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Wait a minute. No one is going anywhere.

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I am. I'm just not taking
this asshole with me.

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Hey. You're not exactly my first choice
for a traveling companion either...

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...but you're the best bet I have
to get out of this stupid house.

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I'm sorry, Deborah, but it is a stupid house.
And I hate it.

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I love you, but I am not gonna die
in this house alone.

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You're not gonna die here alone.
You're gonna die here with me and Don.

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- That's a shitty thing to say.
- That's a very shitty thing to say.

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I meant it in a good way.

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- What's a good way?
- My God.

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Never mind.

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- Shitty.
- Very shitty.

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Your doctor says you have to take it easy.

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Dr. Lansing is an imbecile.
Do we have a deal?

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No offense, but no fucking way.

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I have $6700 in cash.

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Bullshit. Prove it.

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Yeah. That's gonna do it.

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- Mom. Tammy.
- You snooze, you lose.

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This is ridiculous.

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Don't call me at 2 a.m. looking for a ride.

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- Yeah, I won't.
- Mom. Please tell me you have your pills.

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- Deborah, unclutch.
- Goddamn it. I'm gonna call Brookview.

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- I swear to God.
- You do what you need to, baby.

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Bye, Mom.

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Not a good idea.

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It's a little swollen. It's okay.

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What's Brookview?

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It's an old folks' home.
Like a prison for old people.

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Horrible place.

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I don't know where I'm going.

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I've always wanted to go to Niagara Falls.

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Okay.

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That was a stop sign.

219
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Yeah, I'm aware of that. I know that.

220
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All right, do you think we could just
try to be pleasant? What do you say?

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- How about a beer?
- No.

222
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- Um, whiskey.
- Jesus, no.

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My God.

224
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You're pregnant.

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I'm driving a car, Grandma.
Do you see what I'm doing?

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00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:06,009
Just because you can't see
through your Magoo goggles...

227
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...doesn't mean
I'm not doing what I'm doing.

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All right. I'm sorry. Sorry.

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God.

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You know what? Screw it. Give me a beer.

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Yes. Okay, here you go.

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One little beer can't hurt, right?

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- Lock the door.
- Spin it, spin it, spin it.

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I got it.

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Hello, cows.

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I'm sorry you're so tasty, cows.

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I'm gonna fuck you up
between two sesame buns.

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Whoa! That's a bump.

239
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,648
I stuck the landing!

240
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You wanna go ride a cow?

241
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Shit.

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- Where the hell are we?
- Shh, shh, shh. Come here.

243
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When I was a young girl,
I used to feed deer...

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...right out of my hand at my grandparents'
cabin. And there was this one deer...

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Hyah! Hyah! Get out of here! Get out of here.

246
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You never did appreciate nature.

247
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Not when it totals my Corolla.

248
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,004
No. Thank you.

249
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,322
How the hell did we even get in here?

250
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:53,961
My God.

251
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,406
- You know what?
- What?

252
00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,801
I think this is some <i>X-Files</i> shit.

253
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,327
- For sure.
- I don't know.

254
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:04,445
You know what?
If we die out here, we're just raccoon food.

255
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:08,440
It's not funny. I saw that on a show.

256
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,444
- Let's go. Get in the car. We're going home.
- Home?

257
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,206
- Yeah. Home.
- What?

258
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:17,682
You're always talking about how much
you wanna get out of that town...

259
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,569
...and we finally are out of it.

260
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:23,441
And then one little thing happens,
and you just wanna just run on back?

261
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,127
Come on. Let's go.

262
00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,444
Fine.

263
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,768
I'm not surprised. You always were a quitter.

264
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,729
- I'm not a quitter.
- Yes, you are.

265
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,247
Yeah? Really? Does a quitter do this?

266
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,769
- God, I got it stuck.
- It's all right. Go ahead. Push.

267
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,682
- That's it. Little bit more.
- It's crushing it.

268
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,446
- That's okay. Crush it. You got it.
- I am not a quitter!

269
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,250
- You're a doer.
- I am a doer.

270
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,805
That's it. That's it.

271
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,925
You got it. You got it.

272
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,526
Do it. Do it. There you go.

273
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,684
I am not a quitter!

274
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,848
Shit.

275
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,280
Who's a quitter now?

276
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,083
Whoa.

277
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,085
Sorry about that!

278
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:14,968
You should wear a helmet. FYI.

279
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,687
Whoa.

280
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:23,851
- God.
- "Mark Twan National Forest."

281
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,162
- Where are we?
- We're in Missouri.

282
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:30,245
We went in the wrong direction.
And you do know who Mark Twain is, right?

283
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,805
I know who he is.

284
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,606
Good guy.

285
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:38,048
He's a good guy.

286
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,890
Okay, Tammy.

287
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,447
- Tammy, listen up.
- What?

288
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,841
Well, you're at a crossroads, right?

289
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:50,125
You could change the trajectory
of your whole life.

290
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,567
You've got time. I've got money.

291
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:56,641
You don't wanna go back to that town.
You deserve to have a little fun.

292
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,080
Right?

293
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,045
There's no alcohol on the dock.

294
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,330
It's my juice.

295
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,211
One hand!

296
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,931
- Well, that's not safe.
- No.

297
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,282
I am ripping shit up!

298
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:30,851
Yeah!

299
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:35,011
Enjoy my spray!
Because I'm spraying you!

300
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,207
Slow down!

301
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,844
Look at that. She is so brave.

302
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,800
Coming in hot!
I am coming in smoking hot!

303
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,325
Smoking hot!

304
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:50,002
Might be too hot!
Throttle's jammed! Too hot!

305
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:54,603
My God. Tammy? Tammy!

306
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:58,925
Tammy! My God.
You scared the shit out of me.

307
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,411
I can't believe this.

308
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,882
Aw, shit. I lost my glasses.
Shit.

309
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,843
Are you kidding?
Forty-eight hundred dollars?

310
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:12,283
Is that your scam?
You like taking money from little old ladies?

311
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,966
You break it, you buy it.
You're lucky I don't call the police.

312
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,886
That machine malfunctioned on me.
You're gonna be hearing from my lawyer.

313
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:22,328
All right, just stop it, Tammy.
Here you go, $4800.

314
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:26,963
Don't give him cash. Put it on your card
and dispute it later. I do it all the time.

315
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,726
I don't believe in credit cards. Cash is real.

316
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,281
You should be charging shit like crazy,
because you're old.

317
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,882
- By the time they come to get it, you might not...
- Go in the car.

318
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,044
- ...still be here. You could be dead.
- Get in the car.

319
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,647
- I'm trying to help you with your business.
- Get in the car.

320
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,762
- Hey.
- Dick.

321
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,251
She's an idiot.

322
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,529
Muscle shirts are for muscles.

323
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,801
I said I'm sorry about the 4 grand.

324
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,802
Four thousand 800 bucks.

325
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:11,169
"Four thousand 800 bucks."

326
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,211
Pay you back.

327
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,442
There we go.

328
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,127
How much you put in?

329
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:37,081
Thirty bucks of gas,
and we won $10.

330
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,924
Halfsies.

331
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,523
Hey, hang on, I wanna clean out
the junk in this...

332
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,808
On the floor. Wait a minute.

333
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,930
There's garbage all over the floor.

334
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,606
You're taking your old-people pills
and stuff, right?

335
00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:00,611
Yeah. I don't need them,
but, um, I'm taking them.

336
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:07,729
Wait a minute,
let me get up all this junk.

337
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,006
We should frame this.

338
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,331
Okay, come on, get in.

339
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,290
- I have to pee.
- Why didn't you go at the gas station?

340
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,810
- I'm gonna pull over. You can go in the woods.
- No. No way.

341
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,363
So why do you wanna go
to Niagara Falls, anyway?

342
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,203
Well, I was supposed to go with my daddy.

343
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,370
He was gonna take me
when I was about 8 or 9.

344
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,887
But he got too busy working.

345
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,884
And then he got too busy
getting sick and dying.

346
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,811
So I never did get to see it.

347
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,002
And now...

348
00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:01,131
...some 60-odd years later...

349
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:06,241
...I'm gonna get to see Niagara Falls with you,
with my granddaughter.

350
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,646
Don't you think that's pretty special?

351
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,165
I think so.

352
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:18,486
Are you sitting on a couch or a toilet?
Because this is like a therapy session.

353
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,811
Hey! Come here!

354
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:24,567
Yeah?

355
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,569
Look at this thing.

356
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,730
- Do you believe that?
- No.

357
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,690
- Right?
- Right.

358
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,081
It's amazing. America?

359
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,282
- Really, yeah.
- Yeah.

360
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,681
It says he carved it with a chainsaw.

361
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,531
- Do you believe that?
- I do.

362
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,604
I can't believe that's possible.
You do that with a chainsaw...

363
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,848
...and create that kind of artwork, the end.

364
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,925
You just... I think you should just
slam that chainsaw down and be like:

365
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,525
"Look what I did."

366
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,007
Yeah, it's... It's cool. It's okay.

367
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,124
- I like it.
- "Okay"? It's majestic.

368
00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,891
- Heh.
- It's not "okay."

369
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,611
I mean, that is super cool.
You're just jealous.

370
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:07,084
- Please.
- What've you ever done that's that cool?

371
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,602
Nothing. Short list.

372
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,922
I watched Neil Armstrong walk on the moon.

373
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,530
- Wait, on his bike?
- That's Lance.

374
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,728
I don't care which brother it is.

375
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,565
That's still lame compared to this.

376
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,404
Boo.

377
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,364
I had a six-month relationship
with one of the Allman Brothers.

378
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,446
Right. Yeah, me too. Heh.

379
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,649
- Bullshit.
- Watch your language. It happened.

380
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:34,847
My God.

381
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,961
Did you really have an affair
with Gregg Allman?

382
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,360
No. With Duane.

383
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,641
Who?

384
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,280
Duane Allman. The brother.

385
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,927
- Did you at least get to meet Gregg?
- Of course. I got to meet him a lot.

386
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:52,084
I was on the bus for most of their first tour.

387
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,441
- What?
- Yes.

388
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,530
I have to say that's, like,
one of the coolest things...

389
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:01,366
...anyone in our family
has ever, ever, ever done...

390
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,091
...like, going back to when
we were cave people.

391
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,167
Probably is, actually.
I never thought of it that way.

392
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:16,724
♪ <i>I got to run to keep from hidin'</i> ♪

393
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,245
- Remember that?
- That's good.

394
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,325
♪ <i>And I'm bound to keep on ridin'</i> ♪

395
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,251
♪ <i>- And I've got one more ♪
♪ - One more</i> ♪

396
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,965
♪ <i>Silver dollar</i> ♪

397
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,326
And, like, he goes low.

398
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,642
♪ <i>I ain't gonna let 'em catch me, no</i> ♪

399
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,847
♪ <i>Ain't gonna let 'em...</i> ♪

400
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,729
Go low.

401
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:34,927
♪ <i>Midnight rider</i> ♪

402
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,480
- Get your chin out. You do it...
♪ <i>Rider</i> ♪

403
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,682
- Not, like, in a weird way.
♪ <i>Rider</i> ♪

404
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:45,331
♪ <i>- And I got one more silver dollar ♪
♪ - One more silver dollar</i> ♪

405
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,881
Little lower. You're off. Listen.

406
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,201
♪ <i>Let you, no</i> ♪

407
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:53,604
♪ <i>Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider</i> ♪

408
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,009
- That's it. Better. Better.
♪ <i>Der-ner-ner der-ner-ner, bom</i> ♪

409
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,723
You know, one time,
I got fingered by Boz Scaggs.

410
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,247
Tammy.

411
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,410
No, it's okay.
It turns out it wasn't actually Boz Scaggs.

412
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,327
- Okay.
- It's a good bird.

413
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,450
Yeah. Sweetie, it's a great bird.

414
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:48,283
Yes, we're here. We found it. Yep, we're here.

415
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,007
You know what? I can smell it
from the parking lot. I think you're right.

416
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,162
She says this is the best BBQ in the city.

417
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,442
Then let's have dinner
and get off the phone.

418
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,204
No, sweetie. We can't. Thanks.

419
00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,775
- We already checked in to a hotel.
- Give me my phone. Bye.

420
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,564
- We'll see you tomorrow.
- Bye.

421
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,131
- Love you. Bye.
- Don't hit me.

422
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,215
- What are you doing?
- Give me my phone.

423
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,481
- We're not going to see Lenore.
- Why?

424
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,689
Because hanging out with an old lesbian
is not my idea of a good time.

425
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,008
Don't be silly. She's an amazing woman.

426
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,561
She's remarkable. She just lives life.

427
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,330
She just grabs it by the horns.

428
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,768
I mean, you could learn a lot from her.
If you paid attention.

429
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,490
- Are you...?
- What?

430
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,727
- Don't do that.
- What?

431
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,609
What?

432
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,240
What are you, gay for Lenore?
You love her so much?

433
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,965
She is my cousin.

434
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,361
My God.
Would it be so terrible if I were gay?

435
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:34,680
I don't care if you're gay...

436
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,531
Can we please just stop talking
about your twang?

437
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,603
I'm very proud of my twang.

438
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,563
I am loving this brisket. How's yours?

439
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,564
It's really good. I love the bark.

440
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,371
And I would know because I'm a bark shark.

441
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,565
♪ <i>Sittin' on his mama's knee</i> ♪

442
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,481
There are some juicy-looking gentlemen
in here tonight.

443
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,287
I think we might just get lucky.

444
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,329
- I might.
- You might.

445
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,966
Don't know about you.
It'd show Greg, wouldn't it?

446
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,690
Yeah.

447
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,525
You know what? It's too easy for me.

448
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,082
I mean, I can go out there,
and I can get any guy in this room.

449
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,975
- Really?
- I don't know what it is.

450
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,890
But guys have always been drawn to me.
Kind of like flies on shit.

451
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,120
You might in the future wanna say
"bees to honey."

452
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,210
Why?

453
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,921
What is this power? I would like
to see this power in action right now.

454
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,811
- Yeah? You ready?
- Yes.

455
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,521
All right. You better get a notebook out
and a sharp pen.

456
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,520
- This is gonna be a goddamn Clinic.
- I can't wait. You show me, girl.

457
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,570
Pay attention.

458
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,165
Go ahead.

459
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,243
I got two. I got two.

460
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,409
You wanna buy me a drink
and slide some parts around?

461
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,166
I'm sorry. What?

462
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:06,122
- Like that? Is that what you want?
- I, um...

463
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,691
What?

464
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,600
Wrong answer.

465
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,003
You wanna buy me some drinks
and get up in this?

466
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,127
I'm gonna pass, but thanks.

467
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,890
Well, fuck you, and fuck you too.

468
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,202
Poom! Fuckers.

469
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,447
Stupid.

470
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,122
I think they were together. That must be why.

471
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,846
Now, that makes sense.

472
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,401
You can't work your magic on that, right?

473
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,642
I mean, I'm magic, but not...

474
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,280
It's cool. I didn't get...

475
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,284
Hey, I'm cool with your lifestyle choice.

476
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,603
- Yeah. Gay it up.
- What?

477
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,569
I didn't know.

478
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,767
Here you go.

479
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,803
- Thanks.
- To your honey.

480
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,810
Hoo.

481
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,804
Now, let's turn your honey
back to the music.

482
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,803
"Turn my honey."

483
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:12,846
I just got that.

484
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,722
I just got "bees to honey."

485
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,042
It does sound better than "flies on shit."

486
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,965
- Yeah.
- Because "flies on shit" would...

487
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,361
- Mean you're...
- Yeah. All right.

488
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,285
I'm gonna keep that cataloged
because I use that a lot.

489
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,363
- Okay.
- Whoo!

490
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,440
I like your hat!

491
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,441
<i>When he was a new baby boy</i>

492
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,729
♪ <i>Sittin' on his mama's knee</i> ♪

493
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:50,123
♪ <i>He picked up a hammer ♪
♪ And a little piece of steel</i> ♪

494
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,170
Three o'clock.

495
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,891
Got something on the radar at 3...

496
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,485
That's 9.

497
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,802
- Where are you putting your 12?
- Straight ahead.

498
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,088
Look at 3. Three, 3, 3.

499
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,326
Boy.

500
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,450
He's coming over. He's coming over.
He's coming over.

501
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,364
- All right.
- Hi there.

502
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,727
A little birdie told me
you might need some more beer.

503
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,360
Well, that's one smart little birdie.

504
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,001
You two sisters?

505
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,209
No. She's like 100.

506
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,047
I'm Earl, and this is my boy.

507
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:29,525
Howdy. I'm Pearl, and that's my Tammy.

508
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,246
- Hey.
- Hey.

509
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,323
Good grip. Thank you.

510
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,845
What's your name, Good Grip?

511
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,891
- I'm Bobby Tillman.
- Yeah, you are.

512
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,644
Yeah, I am.

513
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,086
Yeah, you are.

514
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,603
What do you do for a living?

515
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,444
I run my dad's farm.

516
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:49,965
- Cool.
- Right.

517
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,567
Hey, Connie, can you bring
some shooters over here?

518
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,802
This lady would like to get intoxicated.

519
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,051
That'll work, won't it?

520
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,768
So farm?

521
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,371
Yep.

522
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,171
- Dancing juice. That's what we need.
- Thank you.

523
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,688
♪ <i>Hey, babe, here lam ♪
♪ I'm a man on the scene</i> ♪

524
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,921
♪ <i>I can give you what you want ♪
♪ But you've got to come home with me</i> ♪

525
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:19,165
♪ <i>I have got some good old lovin' ♪
♪ And I got some more in store</i> ♪

526
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:23,211
♪ <i>When I get through throwin' it on you ♪
♪ You've got to come back for more</i> ♪

527
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:27,530
♪ <i>Boys and things that come by the dozen ♪
♪ That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin'</i> ♪

528
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:31,127
♪ <i>Hey, little thing, let me light your candle ♪
♪ 'Cause, Mama, I'm so hard to handle, now</i> ♪

529
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,288
♪ <i>It gets around</i> ♪
- Whoo!

530
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,446
All right.

531
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,446
All right. Thank you very much.
We're gonna take a little break.

532
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,649
One more time!

533
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,729
That was amazing.

534
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,166
Whoo!

535
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,368
We gotta take a break!

536
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,090
Whoo!

537
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,321
My God.

538
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,729
You need a cool-off. Right?

539
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,727
I am so sweaty.
I was ripping it up out there.

540
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,884
Everybody was kind of really
just working as a unit.

541
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,849
I kept calling you in. Did you see me?

542
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,935
You looked great out there. Yeah.

543
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,530
- Well, I can move.
- Yeah.

544
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,569
You're so bad.

545
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,244
- Dad.
- What? What?

546
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,721
Don't you think it's time to go?

547
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,089
Well, look, Bobby, let's not be rude, okay?

548
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:26,730
I haven't finished my drink yet.

549
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,166
Now that's gonna take a little bit of time.

550
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:35,800
I'm going to the bathroom.

551
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,009
When I come back, we're leaving.
I don't care if you finish your drink.

552
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,924
I'm gonna go pick up that hint
he just dropped.

553
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,563
Hey, is this the bathroom line?

554
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,448
Um, what are you doing?

555
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,762
Just wondering where your wife is tonight.

556
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,163
- I'm not married.
- Let's light this candle.

557
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,728
Whoa. Okay. All right. Come on.
I do not want your tongue in my mouth.

558
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,161
Then where do you want it, man?

559
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,000
No, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. You just...

560
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,731
- You're welcome.
- Okay.

561
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,402
Not a chance.

562
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,449
Good set, man.

563
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,008
Thanks a lot.

564
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,010
Just ditching me in there.

565
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,851
Can't find my grandma anywhere.
Do you know where she is?

566
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,121
I do, unfortunately.

567
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,965
God! Hey!

568
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,927
- Just go away. We're fine.
- God.

569
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,650
I think she took my keys.

570
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,411
Did you take my keys, Grandma?
Are you kidding me?

571
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,406
Come on.

572
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,284
Dad. Cut it...

573
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,602
My God.

574
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,491
I don't wanna know what that was.

575
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,002
That's a shitty way to end the night.

576
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,605
You're telling me.

577
00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:21,323
Sorry I, you know, made that...

578
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,729
...little pass at you...

579
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,921
- ...in there.
- "Little pass"?

580
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,122
- Tsk.
- That was kind of aggressive.

581
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,770
Damn it, I'm saying I'm sorry.

582
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,725
No, it's okay. I was flattered.
It was just surprising.

583
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,206
You know.

584
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,968
Honestly, for the night as a whole...

585
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,329
...it wasn't the worst thing that happened.

586
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,130
Do I say "thank you" to that?

587
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,162
- Yeah, there's a compliment in there.
- In there somewhere.

588
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,446
God. Don't look.

589
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,209
I just told you not to look. Why did you look?

590
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,600
I tried to save you from that.

591
00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:59,805
Because by saying it,
it's like an invitation to look.

592
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,284
It's like if somebody says,
"Does this smell weird to you?"...

593
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,920
...and they put it out,
you lean in and you smell it.

594
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,281
You don't smell it.

595
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,727
But you do. You lean in and you smell it.

596
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,521
I would not smell something
if somebody told me not to smell it.

597
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,880
- I can guarantee you that.
- I don't think that's true.

598
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,367
- Dad. All right, enough!
- We're only at first base.

599
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,363
Boy, here comes second.

600
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,364
Dad, this is not fair to Mom. Come on, man.

601
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,367
- "Mom"?
- It's complicated.

602
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,289
Yeah, you think? I think so.

603
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,289
- Hey, Grandma!
- Sorry, nobody's home.

604
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,290
- That asshole is married!
- Come on, Dad.

605
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,324
- He's married!
- Sorry, darling, the inn is closed.

606
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,444
I'm sorry, but he is an asshole.

607
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,843
I agree. He's a little bit of an asshole.
I can't...

608
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,326
Will you do me a favor?

609
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,802
My mom is home alone and she's sick,
and I need to get back with her.

610
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,721
So do you have like a pen or something
I could borrow real quick?

611
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,567
Yeah, I think so.

612
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,283
All right. Look.
If they come out of there at a certain point...

613
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,761
...just give me a call
and I'll come pick him up.

614
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,570
Here.

615
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,250
Thank you.

616
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,281
I knew you were into me.

617
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:09,771
I got your digits.

618
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,407
Sorry, that was stupid. That was dumb.

619
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:15,891
All right, Tammy.

620
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,202
Thanks for holding down the fort.
I appreciate it.

621
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,006
Yeah, I'll watch him.

622
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,805
Appreciate it.

623
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,291
- Thanks.
- Good luck.

624
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,807
Thanks. Bye, Bobby.

625
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,408
Bye.

626
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,006
Yes, Earl.

627
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,447
You know who she fucked? Duane Allman.

628
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,887
Yeah, she fucked the wrong Allman Brother.

629
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,883
Enjoy that.

630
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:49,001
- It's 119, Grandma. I said it. 119, 119.
- 119. 119.

631
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,401
Could you not do...?
Can I just have my shit back?

632
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:55,446
No, no. Come on.
A gentleman always carries a lady's things.

633
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:59,321
- Bingo. 119. You're right. 119.
- Yeah, great.

634
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:03,485
So you wanna come in for, um...

635
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,610
- ...some color TV or sex?
- Yeah.

636
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,967
No. We had a deal.

637
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,766
Yeah. Bullshit.
Don't you dare. Don't you dare.

638
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,241
You are too old to be this strong.

639
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,926
Open this door, Grandma. Goddamn it.

640
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,605
Hey, Tammy.

641
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,411
- We need some ice, baby. Okay?
- Yeah. Fuck you, Earl.

642
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,562
- Fuck you.
- Aw.

643
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,603
Come on.

644
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,040
Shit.

645
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,125
I gotta...

646
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,169
I gotta pee.

647
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,481
All right. Let's go for B2.

648
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,087
You piece of shit.

649
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,887
I paid for you.

650
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,366
Come on, you tasty motherfucker.

651
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,369
Yeah, now who wins?

652
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:09,760
Me.

653
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,525
Tammy?

654
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,401
Hey, Tammy.

655
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,211
Tammy.

656
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,843
Tammy, what are you doing out here?

657
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,723
They wouldn't let me in the room.

658
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,689
You slept outside?

659
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,010
My God.
Here, let me help you up. Come here.

660
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,764
- Thanks.
- Yeah. Of course.

661
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,445
You're all dirty.

662
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,171
She took my keys...

663
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,323
...and I just didn't want them driving off
and doing something stupid.

664
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,801
That's why I gave you my number.
You should have called me.

665
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,924
I didn't think you meant that.

666
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:21,091
I said it. I meant it. Okay?

667
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,481
All right, Dad, come on. We gotta go.

668
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,130
I'm sorry about all this.

669
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,886
Well, I mean, you didn't do it.

670
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,089
I'm the one who's supposed
to be keeping him out of trouble.

671
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:34,447
I don't think you're very good at it.

672
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:39,601
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm tired.
- No, I think you might be right.

673
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,125
God.

674
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,362
Tammy, what are you doing out here?

675
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,568
All right. Let's go, boy.

676
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,167
Dad. Truck's this way.

677
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,164
Gotcha.

678
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,089
- Well...
- Well.

679
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,924
I guess this is goodbye again.

680
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,121
Yep.

681
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,567
I'll take care of that one.
You take care of that one?

682
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,124
Okay.

683
00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:16,130
- See you, Bobby.
- See you, Tammy.

684
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,007
Thanks again.

685
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,445
Yep.

686
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:45,080
- Get that out of your way. Sure.
- I am so hungry. Thank you.

687
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:49,685
It's been such a long time
since I've had a good servicing.

688
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,644
You know what I mean?

689
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,411
Pass me the ketchup. Please.

690
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,806
You know,
I didn't bring you on this trip to babysit you.

691
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,123
You are on this trip because of me.

692
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:05,080
Because of my car and my money.
What's left of it. So you just watch your mouth.

693
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:08,722
Yeah, I'm too busy watching you screw
crusty old men in dirty hotel rooms.

694
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:12,089
God, here we go. You gonna blame me
for everything, like always?

695
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,329
I do. I blame you for shoving me
out of a hotel room last night...

696
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,209
...and letting me sleep outside like a dog.

697
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,364
You're on your second Bloody Mary.
It's not even 10 a.m.

698
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,204
This is vegetables.

699
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:26,649
I blame you for packing up your shit and making
me come home from school when I was 10...

700
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,610
...and finding an empty room,
that's what I blame you for.

701
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:33,401
You know how shitty that was for a little kid?
You left me all alone.

702
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,131
- Your parents were there.
- It's not the same.

703
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,567
You were my best friend,
and you just left me.

704
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,924
I'm probably gonna need a tetanus shot
because I got nipped by a raccoon last night.

705
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,846
All right. Tammy, I know I've done
some wrong things in my life...

706
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,480
...but you don't know everything.

707
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,564
I know I don't need you,
and I don't need your money.

708
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,643
- But I'm gonna take your car.
- What?

709
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,690
- Let's see how you like getting left.
- Don't you leave me here.

710
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,922
You cannot leave me here.
You come back here.

711
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,281
All right, now sit down.

712
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,091
Anybody wanna screw my grandma?
Just get her a drink.

713
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,841
- Hi, Mom.
<i>- Tammy, put Grandma on.</i>

714
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,002
She's in the bathroom right now.

715
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,123
Tammy, she left all of her pills here.

716
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,760
<i>High blood pressure, heart, everything.
She's diabetic.</i>

717
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,524
She cannot go unmedicated.

718
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,284
<i>Do you understand what I'm saying?</i>

719
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,249
- I get that.
- Listen to me.

720
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,607
She thinks she can handle it,
but she can't.

721
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,648
<i>- Tammy.</i>
- Yeah, I know she can't.

722
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,127
- Bye, Mom.
<i>- I don't think you do, because you...</i>

723
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,760
Tammy. Don?

724
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,570
Shit.

725
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,209
You gotta be kidding me.

726
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,970
One. Two.

727
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,248
One.

728
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,281
- Two.
- I told you you can't drink in here.

729
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:43,049
- One. Two.
- I'm calling the cops.

730
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:47,603
- You don't have to call the cops. I got her.
- Well.

731
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,000
Look who came back.

732
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,120
Yeah. I came back.

733
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,123
- You did it?
- What?

734
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,691
Drunk by 11.

735
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,605
What do I win?

736
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,091
Car ride with me.

737
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,681
Come on. I'm pretty sure you've had enough.

738
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,161
You know, this is real cherry.

739
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,926
And guess what my secret ingredient is.
Try some.

740
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:12,531
Is it whiskey?

741
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,445
No. It's whiskey.

742
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,489
- All right. Let me just...
- No.

743
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,240
- Let's go.
- This is mine.

744
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,209
- I need my beer.
- You got beer?

745
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:22,771
Yeah. I got beer.

746
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,763
- They're still in the store.
- Bye.

747
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,490
Okay, we're leaving right now.

748
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:30,207
- Just get the drunk out of here.
- You know what?

749
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,604
- All right. Watch it.
- Hey.

750
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,240
- Hi. Thanks for the beer.
- What?

751
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,363
Yeah, nice try. I'm not buying you beer.

752
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:42,366
No, you don't have to. I already bought it
for them because these are my new friends.

753
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,205
This is Jesse. And the girl.

754
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,328
And we have an arrangement...

755
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:51,485
...where I'm getting them the beer,
and they're gonna give me a ride out of here.

756
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,890
How? On their bikes?

757
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,731
The fucking old lady promised us a beer,
so give it to me.

758
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,366
Don't swear in front of my grandma,
you piece of shit.

759
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,329
Hey, you're being a real bitch, lady.

760
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:04,006
Don't say "lady."
I'm not that much older than you.

761
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,687
What do you care? If you don't give us beer,
we're gonna turn to drugs...

762
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:12,767
I hope you do drugs. I want you to do
bath salts and then eat her face off.

763
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,285
- Just give it to me.
- No!

764
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:15,845
- I'll take that.
- Cool it, Jesse.

765
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:20,210
Don't shake the beer. It's gonna explode.
I thought you were cool. Stop it, Jesse.

766
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,289
- I'm not afraid to hit a girl.
- Neither am I.

767
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:28,007
Get off me! Get off me, you fucking rat!

768
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:30,321
Yeah, nice jeans shorts.

769
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,364
Fuck. The cops!

770
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,170
Hey!

771
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,971
Don't. That's my grandma's beer!

772
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,331
God. I'm sorry!

773
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,565
I'm sorry. That...

774
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,205
Put your hands up.

775
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,885
All right. All right.

776
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:53,601
Get your hands up.

777
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:58,686
Two pens. One half-eaten Rolos.
One lighter.

778
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,443
Hairbrush. One necklace.

779
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,931
Two bags of trail mix.

780
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,162
Forty-two dollars and...

781
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,169
...10, 20...

782
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,244
...23 cents. Sign here.

783
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,611
Yeah.

784
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,406
- What are you doing?
- You were snoring and then you stopped.

785
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,365
I just wanted to check
and see if you were still breathing.

786
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,005
I'm sorry.

787
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,731
Well, keep your fingers out of my nose.

788
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:47,123
No, I mean I'm sorry for landing us in here.

789
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,606
Well, it's not like you're the worst person
in the world.

790
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,161
I mean, you're close, but...

791
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:02,771
I cheated on Greg.

792
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,644
With the ice-cream man.

793
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:12,209
You had intercourse with Jerry Miller?

794
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,522
No. I didn't do it with him.

795
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:17,405
I just let him play with my boobs.

796
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,681
You didn't do it for the free ice cream,
did you?

797
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:23,645
Not at first.

798
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,407
I don't know why I did it.

799
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,723
I think at first, I just wanted attention...

800
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,201
...and then I kind of got hooked
on Klondikes.

801
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,450
I don't know.

802
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,481
Maybe I'm the worst person in the world.

803
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,404
I don't think that.

804
00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:46,449
What's worse than Jerry Miller?

805
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,001
I tried to sleep with your father.

806
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,650
What?

807
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,087
I tried to sleep with your father.

808
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,881
Nothing happened.
Don was a perfect gentleman.

809
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:05,806
He put me back to bed before your mother
got home. Nothing happened. Nothing.

810
00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:11,611
Look, I was not in my right mind
for many years because of the drinking...

811
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,445
...and when I realized
that I'd stepped over the line...

812
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:19,447
...where I was actually thinking of sleeping
with my own daughter's husband...

813
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:24,208
...well, then I just didn't know
what could happen and...

814
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,929
That's why I left.

815
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,082
My God.

816
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,329
- Grandma.
- No, don't. They're fine.

817
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,643
- My God, they look really bad.
- They're fine.

818
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,484
- Tammy Banks?
- Yeah.

819
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,962
- Let's go. Bail's been posted.
- Okay. Let's go.

820
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:50,125
Yeah. I bailed you out,
but I'm gonna stay a little bit longer.

821
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,004
Just there's a little, um...

822
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,604
...small glitch.

823
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,205
Let's go.

824
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,088
We're charging her
with possession of oxycodone.

825
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:03,050
Well, she's got prescriptions for everything.
She's old.

826
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,568
She had 32 oxycodone pills,
and they were not prescribed to her.

827
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:08,643
Judge set her bail at $3000.

828
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,927
We don't have that kind of money.
Jesus, she needs to get out of there now.

829
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,050
You know she's got diabetes
and probably tons of other shit.

830
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,851
I've got diabetes. Glen's got diabetes.

831
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,241
Diabetes is a very manageable condition.

832
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:25,371
I don't give a fuck about Glen.
I'm sorry. I don't. I don't know you.

833
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:27,608
My grandma needs to get out of there now.

834
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,285
Then you better get $3000.

835
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,449
- How am I supposed to do that?
- It's not my problem, lady.

836
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,367
- Yeah, thanks a lot.
- You're welcome.

837
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,410
- I didn't mean "thank you."
- I didn't mean "you're welcome."

838
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,564
You're done here.
You better leave while you can.

839
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,924
- Yeah, she did. Yes.
- She did?

840
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,202
- <i>Hello?</i>
- Hey, it's me.

841
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,091
Do we have, like, a Christmas account
or a savings account with...?

842
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,326
Is she there?

843
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,490
Yeah.

844
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,889
Okay, bye.

845
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,284
<i>How much?</i>

846
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,727
- Sixteen hundred dollars.
<i>- What?</i>

847
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,366
No, I'm not gonna fund your spring break.

848
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,363
<i>Why hasn't your grandma called me back?</i>

849
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,285
Could you just trust me for once, okay?

850
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,204
Can I just have the money?

851
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,010
What's wrong? Is it Grandma?

852
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:48,130
- No. I told you she was fine.
<i>- God.</i>

853
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:49,930
I told you this was a bad idea.

854
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,845
<i>But you didn't wanna listen to me.
I hate to say it, but...</i>

855
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,490
...I told you so.

856
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,291
<i>I know you're right.
But I know how to fix this now.</i>

857
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:58,441
<i>How are you gonna fix it?</i>

858
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,040
<i>Hello? Tammy? Tammy?</i>

859
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:06,244
I gotta go. I know what I'm gonna do.

860
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,649
I can do this.

861
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,124
Be a bad-ass.

862
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,204
I am a bad-ass. I'm a bad-ass.

863
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,847
My finger.

864
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:28,570
Freeze. Nobody move.

865
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,244
- Shit. Don't move.
- Okay.

866
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,561
Don't move.

867
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,049
Dang it.

868
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,528
Don't even think about it.

869
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,966
I'm gonna need you
to put all the cash in a bag.

870
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,726
- Okay.
- Hey, you. Get out here.

871
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,963
Keep your hands where I can see them.

872
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,521
Hey, just make it... I only need 1600, really.

873
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,570
- You don't want all of it?
- No, just 1600.

874
00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:01,324
My grandma's still got 1400.

875
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,687
- Just make it 1650. Round up.
- Okay.

876
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,889
You, give me some pies.
Give me some of the good pies. Hey!

877
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,280
- What?
- Jesus.

878
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,727
I said, give me some of those pies.

879
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,965
Take them from the back so they're fresh.
All right, you, go to the other register.

880
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,009
- Get the higher bills. Go.
- Okay, okay.

881
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:18,650
Reach to the back, man.

882
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:20,922
Don't give me shitty pies. You'll regret it.

883
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:23,722
No screwing around.

884
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,846
I got you both covered. All right?

885
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:31,164
But excuse me. That's your finger, though.

886
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:34,403
Is it? Is that just my finger?

887
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,568
I'm not sure. Is it?

888
00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:37,926
Shut up.

889
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,970
I would... For your own sake, don't get sassy.

890
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,009
- Okay. Sorry. Yeah.
- Okay?

891
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,970
- Just get pie. You want some pies?
- I like pie.

892
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,771
Well, get a pie out for you, get a pie out for...

893
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:52,242
If you change your attitude,
I'd like to give you some pies. On me.

894
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,289
No, thanks. I don't care for them.

895
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,125
Goddamn it. What did we just talk about?

896
00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,567
I have a gun on you. I offered you pie.

897
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:02,326
He likes pies. He's got a gun to his face.

898
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,962
Anything I say, he's gonna like.
I ask you. You want some pies?

899
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,929
I like pies.

900
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,082
Come on, that's what I'm talking about.

901
00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:12,322
I feel like we're getting somewhere...

902
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,723
...and under different circumstances
this would probably work out.

903
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,680
We'd probably be, you know, good pals.
Like, see movies and, you know.

904
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,081
- Yeah.
- Like, find a hot tub or...

905
00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:24,163
I have one at my apartment complex.

906
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,448
Okay. That would be...

907
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:31,331
Fingers crossed we meet up again.

908
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:33,571
- Yeah.
- All right.

909
00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:35,802
Put a stack of pies for her, a stack for me.

910
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,765
- I think this is all of it.
- Just get over there.

911
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:41,247
- Go. Don't walk right toward the gun.
- Sorry.

912
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,485
Put pies in there. Put them in.

913
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,642
Don't creep up on me like that.

914
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:47,524
Larry, seriously.

915
00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:49,848
- You like apple?
- I do like apple.

916
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,482
But don't make me...
I don't wanna have to choose between you.

917
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,125
Choose Larry.

918
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:59,080
Larry, she's telling me to take you out.

919
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,686
It's just, you're so much older, you know?

920
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,320
- My gosh.
- I'm a veteran.

921
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:06,960
- That's amazing.
- Yeah.

922
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,202
I'm gonna have to put you in the cooler.

923
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,488
Come on, let's go. Today. Get your pies.

924
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:12,846
Let's go.

925
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,527
Larry, it's a real honor.
I wanna thank you for your service.

926
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:18,446
Here.

927
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,922
Don't know if it's a blanket or a towel,
but it'll keep you warm.

928
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:26,005
I'll call the cops in 10 minutes
and let them know you're in here.

929
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,485
Damn it.

930
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,930
Shit. Come on.

931
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,410
Come on.

932
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:17,321
God. My God. My God.

933
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,004
Where do I go to bail somebody out?

934
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:34,406
- Name?
- Tammy?

935
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,450
- Where have you been?
- What?

936
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,362
- Never mind. Yeah.
- Okay.

937
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:43,601
Let's go.

938
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:49,602
- Well, slow down, slow down.
- Okay, I'm sorry. Okay?

939
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,165
How did you even get out?

940
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:52,446
Well, I called Earl...

941
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:56,400
...and he very generously had Bobby
wire the bail money to the station.

942
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,210
Really?

943
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:03,291
What are you doing with oxy?
I mean, whose pills are those?

944
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:06,529
Well, they're mine. My foot was hurting...

945
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:11,288
...and my pills weren't working,
so I asked the Robinson boy if he had any.

946
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:13,920
Eugene? Eugene's a drug dealer.

947
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,684
No.

948
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:19,526
Yeah, he stands on the street
and sells drugs in little sandwich bags.

949
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:22,095
- Did you think he was a pharmacist?
- He's organized.

950
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:23,645
Yeah, so was Hitler.

951
00:57:23,700 --> 00:57:25,900
<i>...Courthouse grounds over the next two years...</i>

952
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,920
<i>...and upgrade those grounds throughout.</i>

953
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,529
<i>In other news, there was a robbery
at the Oaktree Topperjack's.</i>

954
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:35,526
<i>Two employees were held at gunpoint.
Michelle Li joining us live at the scene.</i>

955
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:36,720
Aw, shit.

956
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:40,885
<i>Authorities are describing this person
as 5'2", white, female.</i>

957
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:45,489
<i>The robber had a navy T-shirt
featuring a bear with "Mahalo" written on it.</i>

958
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:47,404
<i>The robber was last seen driving...</i>

959
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,404
<i>...an older-model Cadillac, hauling a Jet Ski.</i>

960
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:53,006
<i>The suspect made off with $1600...</i>

961
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,925
- That's quite a coincidence.
<i>- ...and 13 signature pies.</i>

962
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,531
<i>Yeah, and she was super bossy.</i>

963
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:03,287
<i>But she did give us pies, so that was cool.</i>

964
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,120
<i>We're certainly glad that you're Sa...</i>

965
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,083
What have you done?

966
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:12,210
Sit down. Right now. Sit down.

967
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,164
Well?

968
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,287
- Well, your feet were really puffy...
- Yeah.

969
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:23,001
...and they looked really messed up.

970
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:27,324
I didn't know how else
to get that kind of money.

971
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,402
And I was afraid
if I didn't get you out of there...

972
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:34,326
...something bad was gonna happen to you.

973
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:39,050
And I just always screw stuff up,
and I didn't wanna...

974
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,162
- I didn't wanna screw that up.
- Sweetie.

975
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,085
My sweet, sweet, sweet girl.

976
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:47,605
I'm sorry.

977
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,561
Look at me.
You have to take that money back.

978
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:58,008
If you don't take it back,
I'm gonna turn you in myself.

979
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:02,921
You gotta take the money back.

980
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,289
You gotta take the pies back.

981
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:07,761
All right?

982
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,922
I can't really take all the pies back.

983
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,684
Why not?

984
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:13,365
Okay.

985
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:16,808
- I kind of got into them.
- Okay.

986
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,608
You're more bad-ass than I ever thought.

987
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,331
I think you take after your grandma after all.

988
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,609
All right.

989
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:31,205
- We'll fix it tomorrow.
- Yeah.

990
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,089
We'll fix it.

991
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,081
- I'm not.
- Yes, you are.

992
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,163
- I'm not wearing it.
- I just made it for you.

993
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:44,209
It's full of grease. Look at this.

994
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:48,365
- Can you put it on before someone sees us?
- You realize how much it clogs your veins...

995
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,722
- Put it on. You're killing me.
- All right.

996
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:52,689
You have to argue about everything.

997
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,968
That's kind of calming, actually.

998
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,890
Just throw the money through the window
and we'll get out of here.

999
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,169
All right. Fine. Here we go.

1000
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:11,041
- God. No, I'm returning it.
- She's returning the money.

1001
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,283
- I'm returning the money to you.
- I'm calling the police.

1002
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:17,011
No. We're gonna need more pies.

1003
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,766
I'm not robbing you. I'm giving it back.

1004
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,685
God, stop freaking out. Stop crying.

1005
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,411
I'm returning this to you.

1006
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:29,161
Listen carefully. Keep the car running.

1007
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,563
No, just relax. It's okay.
Everything's normal. It's cool.

1008
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:41,088
My, bandit partner,
she just accidentally robbed you last night.

1009
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:42,691
She didn't really mean it.

1010
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,411
And here's the money back.
No hard feelings.

1011
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:46,766
Are you the grandma?

1012
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,124
Look right here.

1013
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:54,680
None of this happened.
None of this happened.

1014
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:58,922
Just relax. None of this happened.

1015
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,889
What are you doing?

1016
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:03,850
- You said "Come a-running."
- I said "Keep the car running."

1017
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,920
- You need to be more articulate.
- I have a bag on my head.

1018
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:10,601
And by the way, why does mine have no
expression and yours has a smiley face?

1019
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:12,922
It's not smiling. I'm showing tiger teeth.

1020
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,242
I thought it was a mustache and a smile.

1021
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,091
- Just go. Go, go.
- Come on, let's get out of here.

1022
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:20,322
Don't be a hero!

1023
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:24,290
- Hey.
- Hey. Where's Larry?

1024
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:27,842
He has the day off. He's pretty shaken up.

1025
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,240
Just tell him hi.

1026
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:30,481
Okay.

1027
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:35,124
Watch the curb, watch the curb.

1028
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:40,050
Jesus, she's crying up a storm.
Somebody go hug her.

1029
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,884
It's okay, Kathleen.

1030
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:46,929
My God!

1031
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:54,927
Niagara Falls, here we come!

1032
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:58,641
Not in this car. We're gonna go down straight
and then take a right.

1033
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,484
- What?
- Yeah.

1034
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,766
Lenore.

1035
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,611
- Hey.
- Hey. It's been too long.

1036
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:20,842
Too long. Sweetie, you look so great.

1037
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,844
Aw. It's great to see you.

1038
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,606
- Come here.
- Aw. Is this little Tammy?

1039
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,167
Look at you.

1040
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:34,167
Darling, last time I saw you,
you were knee-high to a grasshopper.

1041
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,891
- Yeah, I'm taller.
- Yes, you are.

1042
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,042
- You don't remember me, do you?
- No, I do.

1043
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:41,441
You wanna see some ID? Family album?

1044
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,489
- She got a sense of humor?
- Yes. Sometimes.

1045
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:46,371
- Darling. How's your mom?
- Good, I think.

1046
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:49,410
You know, not real thrilled with us
at the moment.

1047
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:51,369
Yeah, Pearly filled me in.

1048
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,329
You knocked over a Topperjack's?

1049
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,848
- Grandma.
- Lenore's cool.

1050
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,646
That the vehicle
you perpetrated your crime with?

1051
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:01,811
- Yeah.
- Okay.

1052
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,209
This is what we're gonna do.
Get in there and take everything out.

1053
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:07,931
Clean everything out of it,
all the evidence, okay?

1054
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:09,286
You're on the lam.

1055
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:12,205
You're a fugitive from justice.
Think about it that way.

1056
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,249
- Jesus.
- And we'll pull that trailer off.

1057
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:17,529
- And I'll pop those plates, okay?
- Okay, what do you want me to do?

1058
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:21,401
Honey, why don't you hunker on back
down there in that RV, put your feet up?

1059
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,449
- I got this covered.
- Okay.

1060
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,682
- Alrighty.
- All right.

1061
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,210
Four dollars a gallon.

1062
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,409
Thanks, Obamacare.

1063
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:37,211
- I don't think this is such a good idea.
- I do.

1064
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,761
You wanna go to prison for robbing a store?

1065
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:42,201
Well, I returned the money.

1066
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,010
Well, I'm not a lawyer...

1067
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:47,801
...but I don't think you want the police
getting ahold of this car.

1068
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:53,284
Shit.

1069
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:58,286
I wouldn't stand there if I was you.

1070
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:03,765
My God.

1071
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:05,888
- Buckle up.
- My God.

1072
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,689
Holy shit.

1073
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:42,882
I am so happy every time I come here.

1074
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,044
Susanne.

1075
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,601
- Hi.
- Hi, Pearly.

1076
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,285
It's so good to see you.

1077
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:52,044
So good to see you.

1078
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:53,287
Isn't that precious?

1079
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:54,441
Yes, I do remember you.

1080
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:56,520
Hey, Tammy. I haven't seen you in ages.

1081
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,489
- Welcome, welcome.
- Thanks.

1082
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:02,087
- Holy shit, you guys are loaded.
- Tammy, that is so rude.

1083
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:05,767
What?
This is like <i>Falcon Crest</i> shit and stuff.

1084
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:07,689
I thought you owned a pet food store.

1085
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:09,928
Yeah, well, I own 22 of them.

1086
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:11,241
- No.
- Yeah.

1087
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:14,722
- Wasn't it, like, Martha's or Mabel's?
- Merlin's.

1088
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:17,326
- Why Merlin's?
- Because I dig wizards, man.

1089
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,324
- My God, I do too. I love wizards.
- Get out of town.

1090
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:23,370
I like them because they can blow shit up
with their fingers.

1091
01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:27,087
Tammy, have you ever been
to a lesbian Fourth of July party?

1092
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:30,200
- Not that I know of.
- Well, they are fun. Come on, Penny.

1093
01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:34,083
So let's hear this again. I'm fascinated.

1094
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:35,850
I just... I meant it...

1095
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:39,766
I meant it as a compliment.
I said you were super hot.

1096
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:41,649
You know what I mean.

1097
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,802
When I think of what a lesbian looks like...

1098
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:47,129
- ...I think of somebody who looks more like...
- Like me?

1099
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:51,283
Personally, I prefer the term "labisian".

1100
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:55,481
- We should talk about that shirt.
- Yeah, okay.

1101
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,769
- I love this shirt.
- I know, but it's time to give it a little break.

1102
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:02,215
- What are we gonna do for the party?
- Please don't wear that shirt to the party.

1103
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:03,924
You're gonna doll me up...

1104
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:07,209
...and then I'm gonna have to be beating
the ladies off with a lesbian stick.

1105
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:23,964
There you are.
Look at you. My gosh. Wow.

1106
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:26,561
You look so softened.

1107
01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:30,481
I don't know.
Susanne made me put on Lenore's shirt.

1108
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:33,041
It actually looks better on you than her.

1109
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,646
Look at you. My gosh.

1110
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:38,045
So nice.

1111
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:40,729
Well, thanks.

1112
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:42,405
Hey, I don't wanna be a bummer...

1113
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:45,922
...but I just wanna say something
in a super-loving way...

1114
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:48,048
...but could you not get shithouse tonight?

1115
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:52,967
Sure. Easy-peasy.

1116
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,364
- I mean it.
- Okay.

1117
01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:58,410
- So you wanna dance?
- No, they'll probably think we're a couple.

1118
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:01,040
It's too late for that. Come on.

1119
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,407
- Look at you. I love it.
- Really?

1120
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:17,766
Pearly! Pearly! Pearly!

1121
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:21,887
- I need your help with something.
- Is something hurting?

1122
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:25,089
No, no, no.
My gosh, you're a little sweaty?

1123
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:27,971
- I'm killing it on the dance floor.
- I know, you're dancing hard.

1124
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:30,122
Well, let's just try to glow less.

1125
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:32,809
Cool off. My goodness.

1126
01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:34,962
Look who it is.

1127
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:37,969
Hey, Tammy.

1128
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,771
- What are you guys doing here?
- Pearl invited us.

1129
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:44,447
Pearly, where's the dance floor and the bar?
Not in that order.

1130
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:46,329
- This way, baby.
- Grandma.

1131
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:49,165
- Sweetie, have fun. Bye.
- See you later, son.

1132
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:53,449
Well, that was fast.

1133
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:57,924
I gotta say, your mom and dad
have gotta have a real weird setup...

1134
01:07:58,080 --> 01:07:59,923
- ...because I don't get it.
- Heh.

1135
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:03,525
They've actually been separated
for a long time.

1136
01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:05,882
And she's been sick for quite a while...

1137
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:08,805
...and he still takes care of her...

1138
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,088
...so it's kind of complicated.

1139
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:13,811
Yeah. It's probably complicated.

1140
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:17,681
- Anyway...
- Kind of spiffed up, aren't you?

1141
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:22,209
I just put on, like, a shirt and pants.
I'm not...

1142
01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:24,010
Maybe a little aftershave?

1143
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:27,010
Is that what I'm kind of smelling?

1144
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,282
I put on some cologne.

1145
01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:34,207
- You put on man perfume to come and see me?
- No, I didn't put on ma...

1146
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:38,160
- I think you did.
- Come on. I'm gonna get you a drink.

1147
01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:41,563
It's kind of a vanilla. Like a little...

1148
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:43,762
It's not vanilla, it's regular. It's just...

1149
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,410
- I don't know.
- Come on.

1150
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:48,325
I know. I know what it is.
You smell like a cookie.

1151
01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:50,084
Shut up. I don't smell like a cookie.

1152
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:51,730
- I think you do.
- Come on.

1153
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,644
Yeah.

1154
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,809
Yeah.

1155
01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:11,490
- Does that smell weird?
- No.

1156
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,081
- I told you.
- You made me smell it.

1157
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:16,730
- I told you.
- Why did I do that?

1158
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:20,686
Because I told you, if somebody says,
"Does this smell weird?"...

1159
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:23,451
- I don't wanna hit anybody.
- What was that?

1160
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:26,331
It's a dog cookie.
I mean, a dog biscuit.

1161
01:09:26,480 --> 01:09:29,051
You tricked me, Tammy.

1162
01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:30,884
It's because I'm tricky.

1163
01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:35,682
I actually don't think you're tricky.
You're kind of a straightforward person.

1164
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:38,491
It's one of the things I like about you a lot.

1165
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:53,081
Thanks for bailing my grandma out.

1166
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:54,730
It was really nice.

1167
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:57,281
Of course.
But, I mean, anybody would have done it.

1168
01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:00,682
No, not really.

1169
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:02,882
They wouldn't have. So it was...

1170
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:04,246
Thanks.

1171
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:07,089
Thanks.

1172
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:09,085
Well, I'm glad I could help.

1173
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:16,126
I like your hair like this, by the way. It's nice.

1174
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:20,046
I don't know.
Susanne did this weird clampy thing.

1175
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:21,884
No, it's pretty.

1176
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:24,168
You look really pretty.

1177
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:25,971
Thanks.

1178
01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:35,891
I know this is stupid, but I'm still married.

1179
01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:41,684
And it's a shitty marriage...

1180
01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:46,368
...and it's over, but it wasn't all Greg's fault.

1181
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:48,602
I was kind of an awful wife.

1182
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:54,328
- You know, I just don't wanna add to the...
- No, it's okay.

1183
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:56,887
- It's, you know... I'm sorry.
- No. Don't.

1184
01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:59,327
You're right. I didn't mean to, you know...

1185
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:00,931
Anyway.

1186
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:05,404
You know, I get it.

1187
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:09,804
You know, you get a little taste of Tammy,
and then you...

1188
01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:12,611
...kind of come clamoring back for more.

1189
01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:14,808
- You get it? Really?
- Yeah.

1190
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:17,611
I'm like a Cheeto. You can't eat just one.

1191
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:23,090
Tammy, that's Lay's potato chips.
That's not Cheetos.

1192
01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:25,686
No, not for me. I love a Cheeto.

1193
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:27,644
Tammy, Bobby. Come on, you two.

1194
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:30,081
You're gonna wanna see this. Come on.

1195
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:31,969
- All right.
- Okay.

1196
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:34,361
- Come on. Chop-chop.
- We're coming.

1197
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:36,642
Get your asses down here.

1198
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,723
Hey, what did you do with the Jet Ski?

1199
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:40,962
Viking burial. It's trashed.

1200
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:42,485
Viking burial.

1201
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,121
Viking burial!

1202
01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:55,445
Okay. Would you like to do the honors?
It's your craft.

1203
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:58,080
Yeah, but you love blowing shit up, so...

1204
01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:00,766
Yeah, I do. God help me, I do so love it.

1205
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:02,166
- Go, baby.
- Get on, Lenore.

1206
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:03,731
The tribe has spoken.

1207
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:06,127
Although we did not have the opportunity...

1208
01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:09,887
...to feel your mighty engines thrum
between our thighs...

1209
01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:13,442
...we salute your watery prowess...

1210
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:16,041
...and we commend your spirit to Valhalla.

1211
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:20,122
- Valhalla!
- Valhalla!

1212
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,689
Go, baby. Go, baby. Go, baby.

1213
01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:35,811
- Viking burial!
- Viking!

1214
01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:38,361
Viking burial!

1215
01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:43,529
Lesbians! Attention, everybody.

1216
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:46,047
- Shit, Grandma.
- Hi, my name is Pearl Balzen.

1217
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:47,361
Excuse me.

1218
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:51,809
And I wanna take this opportunity
to thank my cousin Lenore...

1219
01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:56,206
...and the beautiful Susanne
for this kick-ass party.

1220
01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:59,443
Yeah! Yeah.

1221
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:05,482
And I just wanna say happy Fourth of July!

1222
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:09,124
Amen, Pearl. Amen.

1223
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:11,800
All right, enough of that. Seriously, folks.

1224
01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:14,850
I wanna give a little birthday gift to America.

1225
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:18,129
I don't know how old America is right now,
but I just wanna say...

1226
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:21,487
...happy birthday, America.

1227
01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:23,165
- Beep.
- Shit.

1228
01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:27,202
- Do it again!
- Yes.

1229
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:32,124
- Those are beauties. Really beauties.
- Let's go. You're done.

1230
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:33,486
You're done. You're drunk.

1231
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:36,405
What the fuck did you do?
Go get me another drink right now.

1232
01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:38,210
You said you weren't gonna drink.

1233
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:40,601
I said I wasn't gonna drink.
Get me a drink. Come on.

1234
01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:44,526
May I introduce my granddaughter,
Hamburger? What are you doing?

1235
01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:48,287
Cheeseburger, sorry.
She's actually Cheeseburger.

1236
01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:51,165
Hey, hey, hey. What? What?

1237
01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:53,295
- Don't tell me what to do.
- Just get off the...

1238
01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:55,687
I don't want some fat loser
telling me what to do.

1239
01:13:56,960 --> 01:14:00,169
You're just being an asshole
because you're drunk, and it's not okay.

1240
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:01,731
Hey, we're all drunk, Tammy.

1241
01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,240
- She didn't mean anything by it.
- I absolutely do mean it.

1242
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,761
I totally understand. I don't blame Greg.

1243
01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:10,248
I would leave her too. I mean,
I wouldn't want anything to do with her.

1244
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:13,370
Look at her.
Come on, everybody, people.

1245
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:16,251
Look at that. What?

1246
01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:18,887
What?

1247
01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:21,771
At least I didn't try to fuck
my daughter's husband.

1248
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,122
- How'd you know about that?
- Fuck you.

1249
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:26,281
What?

1250
01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:29,008
- Always something with her.
- You fucking drunk.

1251
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:32,960
- Okay. We're having fun.
- All right, let's get the party going.

1252
01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:35,964
- Why's everybody being so quiet?
- We gotta go. Here we go.

1253
01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:39,727
What? What? All right.
What did I say? What did I say?

1254
01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:42,645
Thank you, Sanne, everybody. Whoa.

1255
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,161
There you are.

1256
01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:52,847
I've been looking all over creation for you.

1257
01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:59,440
Quite a show you two put on.

1258
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,609
I didn't start anything.

1259
01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:05,889
Well, you sure finished it, though,
didn't you?

1260
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:11,126
What was I supposed to do? Just stand there
while she said shitty things to me?

1261
01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:14,170
- It's not fair.
- What the hell does fair have to do with it?

1262
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,643
I got a big news flash for you, Tammy.

1263
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:20,660
Life isn't fair. You're gonna have to scrape
and claw for everything you want...

1264
01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:22,449
...just like the rest of us.

1265
01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:26,889
You know, for years you've been bellyaching
and complaining about how your life sucks...

1266
01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:30,004
...but you haven't done one single thing
to make it better.

1267
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,003
It isn't magic, you know.

1268
01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:35,289
You can't just bitch and moan
and expect shit to change.

1269
01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:37,602
You think this house
just fell on my head one day?

1270
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:39,928
I had to work hard.

1271
01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:43,846
You know, gay hasn't always
been in fashion, my friend.

1272
01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:46,203
Susanne and I...

1273
01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:52,090
If you had any idea how hard
we had to work...

1274
01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:57,489
We didn't have anything handed to us.

1275
01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:01,608
You need to grow up, honey.

1276
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:04,971
You don't know anything about me.

1277
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:07,083
You're not that mysterious.

1278
01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:09,450
Dogs are mysterious.

1279
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:11,762
Cats.

1280
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:13,200
Birds.

1281
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:15,362
Fish. Fish are the most mysterious.

1282
01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:18,202
And I've made a mint, thank you, Jesus.

1283
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:22,404
But we're not mysterious.

1284
01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:24,401
Look, you know...

1285
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:28,201
...she shouldn't have said all those ugly things.
I agree with you.

1286
01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:30,283
But she's drunk.

1287
01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:32,562
She won't remember it tomorrow.

1288
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:34,165
Yeah, she's always drunk.

1289
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:35,845
She's an alcoholic, Tammy.

1290
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,081
She's sick.

1291
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:41,250
You need to focus
on getting your shit together.

1292
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:46,804
Why don't you figure out what it is
that you really want and just go after it?

1293
01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:49,323
Maybe you can help her out.

1294
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:55,801
I'm gonna go blow up some fireworks.

1295
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:02,209
♪ <i>Suzanne</i> ♪

1296
01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:07,161
♪ <i>Takes you down to that place by the river</i> ♪

1297
01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:09,368
♪ <i>Suzanne</i> ♪

1298
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:17,246
Hey.

1299
01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:18,851
- God.
- I'm sorry.

1300
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:23,767
- Why you coming at me, like, out of the dark?
- I was... I'm sorry, I was just checking on you.

1301
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:26,000
It looked like you were
having a hard time out there.

1302
01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:30,922
She kind of told me I was an asshole
and to get my shit together.

1303
01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:32,610
Jesus, that's a little harsh.

1304
01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:35,366
I'm not so sure that she wasn't right.

1305
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:40,651
Can't exactly keep complaining about my life
and not doing anything about it.

1306
01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:43,650
Yeah, but you had a hard night
with your grandma and everything.

1307
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:45,888
- Yeah, that was great.
- Yeah.

1308
01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:51,729
Heh. I don't know. I'm the one that let her
walk off to the bar with Earl. I don't know.

1309
01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:54,963
I shouldn't have brought Earl here. I knew it.

1310
01:17:55,120 --> 01:17:56,360
But I wanted to see you.

1311
01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:01,407
Heh. Yeah, because I'm such a great catch.

1312
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:03,530
No, it's not that you're a catch.

1313
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:05,682
I mean, I'm not saying you're not a catch.

1314
01:18:05,840 --> 01:18:10,243
Just, you know, my life's boring,
and you're a very not-boring person.

1315
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:12,880
And, you know, I... it's...

1316
01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:17,642
Wow. You're kind of super bad
at compliments.

1317
01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:20,690
Like, it's kind of amazing, really.

1318
01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:26,808
I'm doing my best,
but I think you know what I meant.

1319
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,246
I know what you meant.

1320
01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:34,840
I don't know. I don't really think that now is...

1321
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:40,280
...kind of a great moment for either one of...
you know.

1322
01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:43,723
You've got your dad you're chasing after.

1323
01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:45,962
And I don't even have a car...

1324
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:49,928
...or, you know, a job.

1325
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:55,770
You know, I don't think...

1326
01:18:55,920 --> 01:19:00,448
...that putting two messes together
is gonna somehow...

1327
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:02,762
...make an unmess, you know?

1328
01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:06,328
I guess I just think you're wrong.

1329
01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:11,642
Probably.

1330
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:14,246
I usually am.

1331
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:17,967
Well...

1332
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:20,202
...I should probably get out of here...

1333
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:23,244
...because my dad is now starting...

1334
01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:25,727
...to flash his breasts to the lesbians.

1335
01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:30,482
God. Yeah.

1336
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:34,850
- That's probably your cue.
- So... Yeah.

1337
01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:39,480
- I guess we're goodbye-ing again.
- Yeah.

1338
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:46,610
- Just wanted to mix things up a little.
- All right.

1339
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:53,128
I still think you're wrong, I gotta say.

1340
01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:59,170
I can't hear you. Lenore's blowing shit up.

1341
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,200
- Morning.
- Morning.

1342
01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:17,691
Morning.

1343
01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:19,330
Quite a party?

1344
01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:21,164
'Twas, indeed.

1345
01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:23,322
I'll get in on that.

1346
01:20:23,480 --> 01:20:25,482
Thanks for the ass-kicking last night.

1347
01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:27,130
No problemo.

1348
01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:30,202
- Where's Grandma?
- Outside.

1349
01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:34,242
Maybe I'll bring her a cup.

1350
01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:39,571
Can we call a truce,
or do we have to actually fistfight?

1351
01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:44,167
Grandma, I brought you some coffee.

1352
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:48,330
Hey.

1353
01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:50,289
Hello?

1354
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:55,564
Grandma, I brought you some coffee.

1355
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,484
Grandma?

1356
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:01,885
Grandma?

1357
01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:03,923
Grandma? Grandma.

1358
01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:06,728
Grandma. Grandma.

1359
01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:10,083
Come on. Shit. Come on, wake up.

1360
01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:12,208
Grandma, wake up!

1361
01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:15,443
Wake up! God.

1362
01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:20,007
I'm so sorry.

1363
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:23,043
I'm so sorry.

1364
01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:27,965
Shit.

1365
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:33,404
Hey!

1366
01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:37,886
- She's not breathing. She's dead.
- What?

1367
01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:39,615
- My God, what?
- She's dead.

1368
01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:40,926
Robin, Call 911.

1369
01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:43,964
- She's dead. She's not breathing at all.
- You can't be serious.

1370
01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:45,167
What's happened?

1371
01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:47,926
She's not breathing,
and I just let her drink all night.

1372
01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:50,841
- No, no, honey. It's not your fault.
- It is my fault.

1373
01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:53,531
Tammy, it's not your fault.
My God. What happened?

1374
01:21:55,480 --> 01:21:57,050
Pearl! My God!

1375
01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:00,810
God! My God, Pearl!

1376
01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:02,564
Pearl!

1377
01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:06,286
What the fuck?!

1378
01:22:06,480 --> 01:22:08,403
- What the fuck?
- What happened?

1379
01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:10,324
Go get her.

1380
01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:12,602
- My God.
- She's not dead.

1381
01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:14,120
- My God.
- What?

1382
01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:17,482
- Sit. Okay, okay.
- I think she passed out.

1383
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:19,608
- What were you thinking?
- What?

1384
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:22,650
You weren't breathing.
We all thought you were dead.

1385
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:26,247
You are gonna clean your shit up.
You're gonna stop all this drinking.

1386
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,323
Do you hear me? You look terrible.

1387
01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:31,131
Well, my feet... I don't feel so good.

1388
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:32,805
Goddamn it, Pearly.

1389
01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:35,361
Nobody should die in a lawn chair.

1390
01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:40,485
All right.
All right, don't shake her, don't shake her.

1391
01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:42,045
Don't bounce her so much.

1392
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:45,044
Remember, she's not taking all of her pills
she's supposed to be taking.

1393
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:47,009
Okay. Thank you, ma'am.

1394
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:51,486
Did I flash my boobs last night?

1395
01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:53,483
- Yeah. You did.
- Did I?

1396
01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:55,961
Yeah. You were throwing them
around last night.

1397
01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:59,203
Beep, boop. All the way.
Yeah, Earl has them all over Facebook.

1398
01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:02,204
They look good. I mean...

1399
01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:03,964
My God.

1400
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:06,481
My God, I was mean...

1401
01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:08,404
I was mean to you.

1402
01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:11,651
I called you Cheeseburger. My God.

1403
01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:14,810
- It's okay.
- Pearly, we'll be right behind, okay?

1404
01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:16,800
- It's okay. It's okay.
- No.

1405
01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:19,002
- We'll follow, okay?
- Yeah.

1406
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:23,721
Shit.

1407
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:26,760
Hey, officers.

1408
01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:30,163
Ambulance got here first,
but she's gonna be okay.

1409
01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:33,051
So don't worry about it. Thank you, though.

1410
01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:36,647
Ma'am, we got reports that someone was
burning a Jet Ski on the lake last night.

1411
01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:38,564
You see anything?

1412
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:43,760
It's super uncool.
I would never burn a watercraft.

1413
01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:45,285
- No.
- No.

1414
01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:46,566
No?

1415
01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:49,326
We've also been tracking
a 2004 Cadillac de Ville...

1416
01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:52,484
...towing a Jet Ski that was involved
in a robbery. Anything on that?

1417
01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:57,129
You know... Wow.

1418
01:23:57,280 --> 01:24:01,490
That's a Hawaiian bear shirt.
You don't see a lot of those around here.

1419
01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:04,527
You probably see quite a few.

1420
01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:06,480
You're gonna have to come with us. Let's go.

1421
01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:08,400
- Come on, man.
- Let's go, ma'am.

1422
01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:10,761
Stand back, ladies. Right this way.

1423
01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:12,445
I'm going with...

1424
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:14,921
- I bet you see a lot of bear shirts.
- No, no, ma'am.

1425
01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:18,129
- Constant.
- Ma'am. Get...

1426
01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:20,415
- Are you serious?
- There was a bee.

1427
01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:22,727
- There's no bees here, ma'am.
- There was a bee.

1428
01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:24,484
You can't run from the law.

1429
01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:31,684
Tammy Banks.

1430
01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:33,490
On the gate.

1431
01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:40,649
See you later.

1432
01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:42,763
I hope not.

1433
01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:47,889
Hey, Dad.

1434
01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:51,164
Tammy. You rehabilitated?

1435
01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:55,041
- I guess.
- Then let's go home.

1436
01:24:58,480 --> 01:25:00,209
Wherever that is.

1437
01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:03,370
Yeah. I'm not too happy with Greg.

1438
01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:05,284
Yeah, me either.

1439
01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:07,169
Look, um...

1440
01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:11,881
...you want me to take care of that
wiggly little motherfucker for you?

1441
01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:15,521
- What?
- I'll go over there and kill him for you right now.

1442
01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:20,122
I'm old. I don't care if I go to jail.

1443
01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:21,884
They got magazines in there, don't they?

1444
01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:27,721
I thought you were serious for a minute.
Heh...

1445
01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:30,040
You're kidding, right?

1446
01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:32,202
Jesus, Dad.

1447
01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:34,567
You know we're at a prison. Okay?

1448
01:25:34,720 --> 01:25:39,089
I do not want you to hurt Greg in any way.

1449
01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:41,083
God.

1450
01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:48,649
You know, Grandma told me
that she made a pass at you.

1451
01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:52,921
Heh. Yeah, well, she used to
hit on everybody all the time.

1452
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,287
You know the ice-cream guy, Jerry Miller?

1453
01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:59,410
He was the only one who went for it.

1454
01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:03,646
God.

1455
01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:06,764
Let's roll. Mom's waiting.

1456
01:26:06,920 --> 01:26:08,570
God.

1457
01:26:16,840 --> 01:26:19,650
You don't have to go in there right now.

1458
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,723
Now's a good a time as any.

1459
01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:34,365
- Hey, Tammy.
- Hey, Greg.

1460
01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:35,887
Come on in.

1461
01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:37,161
- Really?
- Yeah.

1462
01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:50,761
Well, see you kind of
made yourself at home?

1463
01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:54,049
Bold.

1464
01:26:57,160 --> 01:27:02,121
Just wanted to, you know,
let you guys know that I'm okay.

1465
01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:03,765
You know? With me.

1466
01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:07,402
Not so much what you guys did that's...

1467
01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:10,769
I mean, you know,
that's really between you...

1468
01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:12,809
...and that guy upstairs.

1469
01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:15,804
But I think he frowns on adultery.

1470
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:18,685
I'd say that, so I think you burn, actually.

1471
01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:24,004
So I'm just gonna get my stuff.

1472
01:27:26,080 --> 01:27:29,607
I... I folded your clothes.

1473
01:27:47,240 --> 01:27:50,244
- So glad you're home.
- Thanks for letting me stay here.

1474
01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:51,890
Yeah.

1475
01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:53,966
You look good.

1476
01:27:54,160 --> 01:27:55,286
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1477
01:27:55,440 --> 01:27:58,205
- Prison agree with me? Heh.
- Heh. Yeah.

1478
01:27:58,360 --> 01:28:00,044
Think it kind of did.

1479
01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:03,971
I got your room all set up so...

1480
01:28:04,120 --> 01:28:05,406
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1481
01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:08,370
God.
I'm not bunking with Grandma, am I?

1482
01:28:08,520 --> 01:28:11,569
- No. Heh. She's at Brookview.
- What?

1483
01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:13,842
Did you lock her up? That is bullshit!

1484
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:16,128
- Give me your car keys, Dad.
- Tammy, wait!

1485
01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:19,250
- I'm gonna remember that when you get old.
- Tammy.

1486
01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:23,571
Hey!

1487
01:28:25,160 --> 01:28:28,209
- Hey, super-old guy, where's Pearl Balzen?
- What?

1488
01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:29,970
God.

1489
01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:34,761
Come on, man.

1490
01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:40,403
Grandma.

1491
01:28:40,560 --> 01:28:41,686
Tammy!

1492
01:28:41,840 --> 01:28:44,161
I didn't know you were coming.
Come here, give me a hug.

1493
01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:46,288
Look at you. It's worse than I thought.

1494
01:28:46,440 --> 01:28:50,161
Why do you have to go so fast?
All right, everybody. I'll be back.

1495
01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:53,282
I got the car. Let's go.

1496
01:28:53,440 --> 01:28:56,046
- Goddamn it.
- I'll get the door.

1497
01:28:56,200 --> 01:28:58,931
You could've killed me.
What are you thinking?

1498
01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:01,811
Just stop. Do you hear me?

1499
01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:05,203
My God. You can still walk.

1500
01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:08,210
Of course I can walk.
I was teaching an exercise class.

1501
01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:09,925
Why were you sitting in a wheelchair?

1502
01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:12,082
Because most of them are in wheelchairs.

1503
01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:14,487
Well, why didn't you tell me
you were in here?

1504
01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:16,642
I didn't wanna make you jealous.

1505
01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:19,531
I mean, you were in jail,
and I'm at this cool place.

1506
01:29:19,680 --> 01:29:21,250
And my AA meetings are here.

1507
01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:26,770
I made friends,
and I'm seeing this 84-year-old from Philly.

1508
01:29:26,960 --> 01:29:29,201
He was a hockey player,
so he seems younger but...

1509
01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:33,961
We've been going kind of slow,
and this might be the weekend.

1510
01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:39,484
You look good.

1511
01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:41,569
Thanks. You look great.

1512
01:29:41,720 --> 01:29:42,881
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1513
01:29:43,040 --> 01:29:45,281
I was afraid to eat the meat in jail, so...

1514
01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:46,891
- That's a good call.
- Yeah.

1515
01:29:49,240 --> 01:29:52,881
God. I am so sorry.
So sorry about everything.

1516
01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:54,724
I'm sorry.

1517
01:29:54,880 --> 01:29:57,611
I was a total jerk to you,
and I should've taken better care of you.

1518
01:29:57,760 --> 01:30:00,081
No, it wasn't your job to take care of me.

1519
01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:02,242
Little bit, it was.

1520
01:30:02,880 --> 01:30:05,690
No, I love you so much. I really do.

1521
01:30:05,840 --> 01:30:07,330
Well, I'm pretty great.

1522
01:30:07,480 --> 01:30:09,482
You are really great.

1523
01:30:10,520 --> 01:30:11,931
I love you too.

1524
01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:18,651
We're gonna spend tonight at Lenore's
and get up early...

1525
01:30:18,800 --> 01:30:22,247
- ...and drive straight to Niagara Falls.
- Call me when you get to Lenore's.

1526
01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:24,641
- All right, I will, Mom.
- Don't forget.

1527
01:30:25,240 --> 01:30:27,891
- Mom, I've got it, okay?
- Okay, great.

1528
01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:32,361
- Stay hydrated.
- All right.

1529
01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:35,844
Okay.

1530
01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:39,561
- Well, thanks for fixing up my car, Dad.
- Not a problem.

1531
01:30:39,720 --> 01:30:43,566
- Just don't rob anybody in it.
- I'm not gonna rob anybody in it.

1532
01:30:46,360 --> 01:30:47,964
Let's light this candle.

1533
01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:51,610
Let's go, woman.

1534
01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:53,683
- I got it.
- You're strong.

1535
01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:59,128
<i>Dukes of Hazzard</i> style.

1536
01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:08,127
Lenore stocked up the RV,
so we're all good to go.

1537
01:31:12,080 --> 01:31:13,525
God. It's Jerry Miller.

1538
01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:16,729
Ladies. Who wants a bone cone?

1539
01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:18,962
- Go, go. Just go.
- Okay.

1540
01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:26,803
So, what do you think, Grandma?
It's a good day to go to Niagara Falls?

1541
01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:28,081
I'm ready.

1542
01:31:28,240 --> 01:31:33,371
My daddy always said that Niagara Falls
is the closest thing to heaven on earth.

1543
01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:29,046
Sorry.

1544
01:32:33,160 --> 01:32:34,969
What are you doing here?

1545
01:32:56,960 --> 01:32:59,361
So how'd you know
to come here to Niagara, anyway?

1546
01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:00,806
A little birdie told me.

1547
01:33:00,960 --> 01:33:03,167
- Is the bird named Pearl?
- Yes.

1548
01:33:04,040 --> 01:33:06,964
So, what's going on with you, Tammy?
What's next?

1549
01:33:07,120 --> 01:33:10,329
Thinking about getting my own place
in Louisville.

1550
01:33:10,520 --> 01:33:12,045
- Really?
- Yeah.

1551
01:33:13,280 --> 01:33:15,487
- Interesting.
- Yeah, it is. Isn't it?

1552
01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:18,043
Get myself a sweet little place...

1553
01:33:18,200 --> 01:33:22,603
...and, you know, maybe you can come over
and watch a movie.

1554
01:33:22,760 --> 01:33:25,889
Do you guys feel how the falls
are charging the ions?

1555
01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:27,935
- It's incredible, right?
- Yes.

1556
01:33:27,960 --> 01:33:30,327
- Romantic.
- Yeah, it is.

1557
01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:35,690
Well, my daddy was right.
It's beautiful here.

1558
01:33:35,880 --> 01:33:37,962
Yeah, it's pretty cool.

1559
01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:43,730
You think I should try to rent a barrel
and try to shoot the falls?

1560
01:33:43,880 --> 01:33:46,360
I think we should just look at them, maybe.

1561
01:33:46,520 --> 01:33:47,931
- Yeah.
- Really?

1562
01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:50,208
I don't know. I got a good feeling.

1563
01:33:50,360 --> 01:33:52,601
I feel like I've been thinking about a course...

1564
01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:55,650
...and if I just shoot out
into the middle soft spot there...

1565
01:33:55,800 --> 01:34:00,169
...it'll probably just pillow-carry me right
over that Canadian lagoon over there.

1566
01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:03,648
I think if anyone could do it,
it would be you.

1567
01:34:07,680 --> 01:34:10,650
I thought I saw the Cheetos. It's not them.

1568
01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:12,529
You guys wanna get Cheetos?

1569
01:34:18,480 --> 01:34:20,289
- Hey, man. How you doing?
- Hey. Good.

1570
01:34:20,440 --> 01:34:22,761
- What can I get for you?
- I'm gonna have the iced tea...

1571
01:34:22,920 --> 01:34:25,127
...and then the full rack of the pork ribs.

1572
01:34:27,360 --> 01:34:30,170
The full rack, that's a lot of sodium.

1573
01:34:30,320 --> 01:34:31,924
You wanna think about going half?

1574
01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:35,050
No, I'm gonna get the full rack.

1575
01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:36,640
I'm gonna say no.

1576
01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:39,451
I'm gonna say let's, together,
make a better choice.

1577
01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:43,730
How about salmon? Give you a little cup
of BBQ sauce on the side to spice it up.

1578
01:34:43,880 --> 01:34:47,851
- Better choice, still got zip.
- I'm just gonna do the ribs.

1579
01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:49,365
How's your cholesterol?

1580
01:34:50,120 --> 01:34:54,205
- It's a concern. It's up there, but...
- Jesus.

1581
01:34:54,360 --> 01:34:57,125
I'm gonna take away the barbecue sauce.

1582
01:34:57,280 --> 01:35:00,011
All right? Poom.
You're gonna thank me later.

1583
01:35:00,160 --> 01:35:03,164
- I'm gonna fill that up for you.
- Can I...?

1584
01:35:03,360 --> 01:35:05,567
I can't believe you're leaving me for that dick.

1585
01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:09,321
That dick is gonna have his own franchise in
three goddamn years. What are you gonna do?

1586
01:35:09,480 --> 01:35:10,970
Come on, shake a tit.

1587
01:35:11,120 --> 01:35:14,090
Happy hour's over in 20 minutes.

1588
01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:17,005
- That's how it's done.
- This is BS.

1589
01:35:17,160 --> 01:35:19,845
This is a huge mistake.

1590
01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:22,685
You have got to stop
yawning so much, Charlotte.

1591
01:35:22,840 --> 01:35:24,160
- Are you Keith?
- I'm Keith.

1592
01:35:26,240 --> 01:35:28,481
Poom!

1593
01:35:29,880 --> 01:35:31,769
Help me, Charlotte.

1594
01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:36,408
You were right. This hot tub is awesome.

1595
01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:38,449
Right? Yeah.

1596
01:35:38,600 --> 01:35:42,730
- So how you liking Louisville?
- I love it. I love where I live, where I work.

1597
01:35:42,920 --> 01:35:44,365
I love the man I lay with.

1598
01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:46,650
- It's A-okay with me.
- Great.

1599
01:35:48,080 --> 01:35:51,880
Hey, Larry, this sangria is awesome.

1600
01:35:52,040 --> 01:35:55,283
Thank you.
The secret's in the maraschino cherries.

1601
01:35:55,440 --> 01:35:58,842
I see you got a couple
of maraschino cherries yourself.

1602
01:36:47,160 --> 01:36:48,207
Pew.

1603
01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:49,686
Pew, pew, pew.

1604
01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:53,447
Pew, pew, pew. Pew. Pew.

1605
01:36:53,600 --> 01:36:55,967
Hey, don't let a deer hit you on the way out.

1606
01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:58,447
You dick. You know what?

1607
01:36:59,560 --> 01:37:03,326
You are no longer an employee
of Topperjack's.

1608
01:37:06,160 --> 01:37:09,448
My secrets! My secret!