1 00:00:13,305 --> 00:00:15,431 - Hello? - Hello. 2 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:18,142 - Uh, yes? - Who is this? 3 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:20,853 - Who are you calling? - Who am I speaking to? 4 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:22,563 Wrong number. 5 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:24,941 - Who was that? - Oh, nobody. 6 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:28,110 - Did you pick a movie? - Yeah. We're gonna go scary. 7 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:30,905 - "Saw 4." - Ugh. I saw that in theaters. 8 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:33,115 It sucks. It's not scary, it's gross. 9 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,034 I hate all that torture-porn shit. 10 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:37,703 How do you really feel? 11 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:41,958 Well, I like Jigsaw. I think he kills people very creatively. 12 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:45,419 But you don't give a shit who dies 'cause there's no character development. 13 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:48,297 There's just body parts ripping and blood spewing. Blah. 14 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:51,259 - Who do you keep texting? - I have a Facebook stalker. 15 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:54,303 - He keeps leaving me messages. - Yeah, like what? 16 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:58,307 Just stuff. Like, "Hey, what's up? You're hot. I wanna kill you." 17 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,101 So delete him. 18 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:02,687 I did, but he hacked his way back in. 19 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:05,022 So report him. 20 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:09,443 He's really hot, though. You wanna see? 21 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,824 That's Channing Tatum. 22 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,993 It is not. Is it? 23 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:20,871 Yeah, from his Abercrombie days. You are being punked. 24 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,797 - Hello? - Who is this? 25 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:33,092 The more impatient version of the person you just spoke to. 26 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:36,012 I'm sorry. You don't have to be a bitch about it. 27 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,555 No, of course I don't. Eat me. 28 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:40,725 You hang up on me and I'll cut through your neck until I feel bone! 29 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:43,603 - Who is it? - It's for you. 30 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:48,399 - Hello? - Who's this? 31 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,568 It's Trudie. Who's this? 32 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:54,280 This is the last person you're ever gonna see alive. 33 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:55,531 It's a prank. Hang up. 34 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:58,117 Why'd you hand the phone to me? 35 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:01,537 You're the one with the stalker. Are the doors locked? 36 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,706 Don't freak out. 37 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:11,422 Let it ring. 38 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:19,138 It's from stalker boy. 39 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:20,973 He said, "Answer the phone." 40 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:23,643 For God's sake. It's a joke, Trudie. 41 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:26,187 It's probably Lexi or Karen. Where are you going? 42 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,731 To make sure the front door is locked. 43 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,526 No. Don't open it. 44 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:36,280 You're overreacting. 45 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:40,159 It's a joke, Trudie, okay? Somebody made a dummy profile. 46 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:42,411 - They're just trying to scare you. - Wait. 47 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,747 Who is it? 48 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,708 I said, who is it? 49 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:50,002 Let's call the cops. 50 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:56,050 "I dare you to open the door." 51 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:57,760 No, Sherrie. Don't. 52 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,553 No, don't, I'm scared. 53 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:02,014 Hey, it could be anyone that we know. 54 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:04,100 Lisa, Bailey, Wayne, 55 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,852 or the hopeful long shot, Channing Tatum. 56 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:26,956 There's nobody out here. 57 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:31,752 What does it say? 58 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:36,966 It says, "I'm not outside. I'm right beside you." 59 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,969 Trudie! 60 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,263 Trudie... oh, my God. 61 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,991 Fucking kidding me? 62 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,367 What? 63 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,786 That was so fucking stupid. Pure horseshit. 64 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:08,289 The death of horror right here in front of us. 65 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,749 I jumped. Scared me. 66 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:13,294 A fucking Facebook killer? You're kidding me, right? 67 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:17,047 I guess now it would be Twitter. That'd make more sense. 68 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:20,760 A bunch of articulate teens sit around and deconstruct horror movies 69 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:23,345 until Ghostface kills them one by one? 70 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,139 It's been done to death, 71 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:28,350 the whole self-aware, post-modern meta shit. 72 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:31,520 Stick a fork in 1996 already. 73 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:35,065 I like the "Stab" movies. They're scarier. 74 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:38,360 It's not aliens or zombies or little Asian ghost girls. 75 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:42,782 There's something real about a guy with a knife who just... 76 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:45,826 snaps. 77 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,953 It could really happen. 78 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:51,749 I can't do it. These sequels don't know when to stop. 79 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:54,335 They just keep recycling the same shit. 80 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:55,878 Even the opening scene. 81 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,838 There's always some random girl who gets a call 82 00:04:57,923 --> 00:04:59,465 that undoubtedly ends up getting her killed. 83 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:02,009 It's all so predictable. There's no element of surprise. 84 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:04,678 You can see everything coming! 85 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:06,430 Aah! 86 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,811 Did that surprise you? 87 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:15,981 It's your own fault. 88 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,733 Why? 89 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,277 - Because you talk too much. - Agh! 90 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:24,365 Now shut the fuck up and watch the movie. 91 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,166 Oh, my God, I love it. 92 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:37,169 I've seen it five times, and it still gets me every time. 93 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:39,922 You're kidding. I don't get it. 94 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:45,469 Okay. It's like "The Twilight Zone." 95 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,638 "Twilight Zone"? A movie within a movie. 96 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,223 I get that. But it's illogical. 97 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:52,059 It begs the question that if the beginning of "Stab 7" is "Stab 6," 98 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:54,436 then is the beginning of "Stab 6" "Stab 5"? 99 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,146 And, if so, what is "Stab 4" about? 100 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:58,607 - You're over-thinking it. - Am I? 101 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,317 Or did whoever make it just under-think it? 102 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:02,444 There's a reason I don't watch these movies. 103 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:05,865 I can't believe you haven't seen them. We live in Woodsboro. 104 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:08,325 That has nothing to do with Woodsboro. 105 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:11,328 I... I thought you said "Stab" was based on true stories. 106 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:14,415 The first three, the original trilogy, is based off of Sidney Prescott, 107 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:17,418 but then she threatened to sue them if they used her story, 108 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,420 so then they just started making stuff up. 109 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:22,798 "Stab 5" has time travel, which is by far the worst. 110 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,467 Don't we hear enough about this story every year? 111 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,721 At least Woodsboro's known for something. 112 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:31,515 Did you hear that? 113 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,726 Uh... 114 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:36,353 no, I didn't hear anything. 115 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:37,479 I did. 116 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:40,274 Jenny? 117 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,693 - Don't try to scare me. - I'm not trying to scare you. 118 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:45,154 - You do it all the time. - No, I don't. 119 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:48,198 - Where are you going? - I told you, I heard something. 120 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:51,911 - I know you're trying to scare me. - I'm not. 121 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,711 What is it? 122 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:03,756 I must have left a window in my room open. 123 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:09,219 Could you get that? 124 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:10,888 - Marnie? - Yeah. 125 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:19,313 - Hello? - Hello. Who is this? 126 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,565 Marnie. Who's this? 127 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:27,071 This is the last person you're ever gonna see alive. 128 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,406 What? 129 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:33,077 I'm sorry. 130 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,703 I had to. 131 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,956 You bitch. 132 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,832 So not funny. 133 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:41,168 Somebody falls for it every year. 134 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:43,337 I don't see why you get off on this sh... 135 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,590 Marnie? 136 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:50,511 Marnie? 137 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,766 Marnie? 138 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:05,484 Good one, Marnie. Lights out, phone on the floor? 139 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:10,364 You know, you really should direct horror films. 140 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:13,158 Wherever you are. 141 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,744 Let me guess. 142 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:20,332 You want me to walk by an open doorframe so you can pop out, huh? 143 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:28,424 Okay, timing, timing is perfect. 144 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,301 But you don't have the app on your phone, 145 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:34,138 so you can't talk like Ghostface, can you? 146 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:36,390 Yes I can. 147 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:39,560 - Who is this? - Not an app. 148 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,061 Is this Trevor? 149 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:44,148 Do I sound like a Trevor to you? Think of me as your director. 150 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:47,818 You're in my movie. You got a fun part, so don't blow it. 151 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:50,070 - What movie? - Same one Marnie's in. 152 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,656 Only her part got cut way back. 153 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:55,534 But you, you're the dumb blonde with the big tits. 154 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:58,454 We'll have some fun with you before you die. 155 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:03,917 I have a 4.0 GPA and 135 IQ, asshole. What did you do with Marnie? 156 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,795 - She's on the cutting room floor. - That's not funny. 157 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,714 This isn't a comedy. It's a horror film. 158 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:12,301 People live, people die. And you'd better start running. 159 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:19,016 Marnie? 160 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:58,907 Working for another hour tonight 161 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:02,661 Staring at the wall and let the time just pass me by 162 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:06,081 You might think you know me, but it's all just a face 163 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:09,501 Trying to ignore when people screaming my name 164 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,044 When something's right 165 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:15,382 Then something is worth to die for 166 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:18,093 When I feel that something is wrong 167 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:22,514 Then something is worth to fight for 168 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,975 Don't say goodbye 169 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:29,271 Just leave an open door 170 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,024 I wanna hear you say 171 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:36,320 You give me something to die for... 172 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:39,031 What do you think? 173 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,782 Well, I guess today is the anniversary. 174 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:44,453 - Kids. - No, I meant the display. 175 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,746 Oh. 176 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,127 It's good. 177 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,379 Told the owner I'd kill his cat if he didn't get it right. 178 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,382 Nice. 179 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:41,468 Ho! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 25, stay alive! 180 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:44,388 Shit. Sorry, Sheriff! 181 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,599 Kirby. 182 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:50,686 Whoo. 183 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:07,077 Hey, before you get in the car, you have to promise not to kill me. 184 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,246 Why? What did you do? 185 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,999 - Trevor called me last night. - Why is he calling you? 186 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,917 Because you won't take his calls. 187 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,461 He knows I have your ear, and he wants to know. 188 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:19,840 - Know what? - How upset you are. 189 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,883 Can we just not talk about this now, please? 190 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,427 Fine. Fine. 191 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:26,013 Okay, so Trevor called me last night. 192 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,597 He called you, too? 193 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,433 He's worried your cousin coming to Woodsboro's 194 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:32,019 distracting you from knowing how sorry he really is. 195 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,730 - Well, that's inventive. - Oh, God. 196 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,526 Problem with Trevor is he never quits. 197 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,738 By the way, have you seen the Grim Reaper, Angel of Death? 198 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,574 - What are you talking about? - Your cousin. 199 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,576 - Sidney. - Last stop on her book tour. 200 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:52,080 First stop on her road to a new life. It's very dramatic. 201 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,374 She's the reason why I love horror movies. 202 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:58,962 I'm sure she'd love to hear that. If I knew her, which I don't really. 203 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:03,592 Wherever she went, people died. Other people, it was never her. 204 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,594 I mean, "Stab" is the wrong franchise for her. 205 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,387 It should be "Final Destination." 206 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,389 Okay, why is Jenny Randall calling me? 207 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,558 - Ooh, the other woman. - Hello? 208 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,019 - Hello, Jill. - Can't stand Jenny. 209 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,314 Shh! Jenny? Is this you? 210 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:21,026 - What's your favorite scary movie? - Okay, who is this? 211 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,652 What does she want? 212 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,697 I said, who is this? 213 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:30,410 I asked you a question. What's your favorite scary movie? 214 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,788 I'm hanging up. 215 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,292 Wow. That was original. 216 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,545 I got a call like that this morning from Marnie the Carny. 217 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:41,797 What? 218 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,424 Watch out! 219 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,760 Nice move, asshole! 220 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:50,222 You just ran a stop sign. 221 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,849 Sorry. 222 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:56,478 Angel of Death. 223 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,777 The mayor wants these down before lunch. 224 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:08,990 Only twenty-five more to go. 225 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,868 - Morning, Sheriff. - Morning, Deputy. 226 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,620 - Joe. - Morning, Sheriff. 227 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,957 Looks like the celebration's begun. 228 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,668 - High school kids, probably. - Yeah. 229 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:23,004 One generation's tragedy is the next one's joke. 230 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:26,091 Sorry you can never get away from this. 231 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,344 You know, I wish I'd been old enough to be part of the force 232 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,138 when you were solving those crimes. 233 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,514 Why's that? 234 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:36,184 It's those intense investigations that really bond relationships. 235 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,271 Well, yeah. 236 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,106 How is Gale, by the way? 237 00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,900 Gale's good. She's writing. 238 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:47,112 Fiction. Or trying. 239 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,198 Hey, I made some lemon squares. They're in my car. 240 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,201 Uh, thanks, Deputy, but no thanks. 241 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:57,622 Sheriff, you're not cheatin' on your wife if you eat my lemon square. 242 00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:01,042 Yeah, but I would be cheatin' on my diet. 243 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,462 Sheriff Riley? Come in, Sheriff Riley! 244 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,589 This is Sheriff Riley. Go ahead. 245 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,799 You gotta get over to the Randall house right away. 246 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,177 It's bad, Sheriff, real bad. 247 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,690 The book is "Out of Darkness," 248 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,568 and its author, Sidney Prescott, is here with us today. 249 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,863 Have the seven "Stab" movies, all based on Gale Weathers' books 250 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:33,283 about you, made it even harder to go on? 251 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,161 I don't blame Gale. That's in the past. 252 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:41,166 If I was a victim for too long, it was up to me to reinvent myself. 253 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,127 - That's why I wrote this book. - Sidney Prescott, everybody. 254 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:47,422 And rave reviews for her book "Out of Darkness." 255 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,382 All right, Gale, let's do it. 256 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,260 Let's reinvent myself. 257 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:57,098 Except... 258 00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:04,272 "I have... no fucking idea... what to... write." 259 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,200 Oh, is that new? 260 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,827 That's the 2.0 upgraded version. I'm totally mobile now. 261 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:20,163 Nice. Look. 262 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:23,416 Oh, this is "Hall Pass" with Robbie Mercer, 263 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:26,670 here with the luscious Olivia "Don't look at my tits, I have a mind" Morris. 264 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,798 Here is my Woodsboro Massacre anniversary question: 265 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,758 What is your favorite scary movie? 266 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:34,261 Is that all you've got? Some stupid douche question? 267 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,304 Yeah, where'd you hear that anyways? 268 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,723 It's a line from "Stab One," duh. Hey, Charlie. 269 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:42,018 You're a, a genre nut, Kirby. What's your favorite scary movie? 270 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,395 "Bambi." 271 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,647 Dork. What? 272 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,607 That's funny, Kirby. 273 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:53,238 - Completely unaware you exist. - No, man, she wants me. 274 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,785 Yeah, I wish, right? Asshole. 275 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,204 I think Charlie likes you. 276 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:03,081 And I like him. 277 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:06,042 To tease, to torment, to make him squirm. 278 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,129 You could do a lot worse, trust me. 279 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,298 Oh! 280 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:14,467 Hi, Trevor. Bye, Trevor. 281 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:17,012 Can we talk? 282 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,432 Somebody cares about you over here, you know? 283 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,143 Someone who made you really happy once. 284 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,478 Someone who never should have let you go. 285 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:29,399 When you're done with a phone call, you let someone go. 286 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,193 Or when you take someone to the airport, you let them go. 287 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:35,405 When you tell someone you love her, she gives you everything, 288 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,240 and then you just go out with someone else, 289 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,284 that is not letting her go, that's dumping her, okay? 290 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,287 That's... that's betrayal. 291 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,831 Trevor Sheldon, 292 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,584 denied live on "Hall Pass" with Robbie Mercer. 293 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,586 What is your favorite scary movie, man? 294 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,963 I'll show you. 295 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,348 And I began to believe myself that that was all I was, 296 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:06,269 a victim, and that was unacceptable to me. 297 00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:09,939 So, I sat down... 298 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:13,443 and began to write a new role that would be my own, 299 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:16,780 a role for a woman who could leave the walls of fear behind 300 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:20,241 and step out into the sunlight, out of darkness. 301 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,370 Thank you. 302 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:26,414 Okay, we're gonna start the book signing in a sec. 303 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:30,210 So buy your copies while they last. Lookin' at you, ladies. 304 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:34,464 New York Times bestseller. Rave reviews. 305 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:37,050 Gale. I'm glad you came. 306 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,176 Congratulations, Sidney. 307 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,762 I haven't had a chance to read it yet, but... 308 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,973 I know where you can get one. 309 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:48,687 Dewey! Hey! 310 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,939 Hey, Sid. Gale, you made it. 311 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,691 What are you doing here? 312 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,859 Sid, I'm sorry, I gotta do something here. 313 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,861 - Shit! - I'm really sorry. 314 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,322 Excuse me! This will only take a minute. 315 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:02,659 I need you all to stay where you are and remain silent. 316 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,452 Nobody leaves yet. The Sheriff thanks you. 317 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,830 Can this wait, Barney Fife? I'm running an event here. 318 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,833 - Ma'am, this is a police event now. - What's going on? 319 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,585 Gale, this is police business. If you could just let us handle this. 320 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:15,463 I'm talking to my husband, Deputy Judy. 321 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,424 Listen, there's a phone we believe 322 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,426 may have been taken from the scene of a crime. 323 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:23,263 Deputy Hicks has traced its location back to these coordinates. 324 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,181 The rest is need-to-know. 325 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:28,810 - And I'm not "need-to-know"? - Shh. 326 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,104 Hoss, I'm hearing something. 327 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,481 Sheriff, it's ringing out here! 328 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:38,486 There! 329 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,952 - It's coming from the trunk. - There. 330 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,705 Dewey? Gonna need everyone to stay back. 331 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,124 - Not now, Sid. - It's my rental. 332 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,178 Okay, it's now an official crime scene. 333 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,013 Let's lock it down. Get that camera outta here! 334 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,640 - Everybody back. - Gimme that camera. 335 00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:09,768 Please tell me this is a prank, Dewey. 336 00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:12,270 - I'm afraid not, Sid. - On the curb, ma'am. 337 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,147 - Come on. - Everybody, get back! 338 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,441 Henry, you're not gonna believe what just happened. 339 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,485 Stand back, Gale. Gale. 340 00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,236 I just wanna see. 341 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,280 Cover up your kid's eyes! 342 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:25,617 Okay, essays are due Tuesday. 343 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,369 "Why Woodsboro is the best..." 344 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:32,624 Anything with an on/off switch should be off, that's the rule! 345 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:35,084 Somebody wanna share? 346 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,754 Jenny Randall and Marnie Cooper were murdered last night. 347 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,923 - What? - What? 348 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,341 Stabbed to death. 349 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,760 - What's your favorite scary... - Shut up! 350 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,763 - Yo, it's a news van! - Class is not over! 351 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,139 That was fast. 352 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:52,060 This week marks the anniversary of the infamous Woodsboro Murders. 353 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:57,106 Two girls killed the exact day local celebrity victim Sidney Prescott 354 00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,942 chose to return to her hometown. 355 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,611 It all could be something right out of a Gale Weathers best-seller. 356 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,279 And where is she now? 357 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:04,739 Well, living right here in Woodsboro... 358 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,408 - Mrs. Riley. - Hoss. 359 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:10,453 - First Lady. - Perkins. 360 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,622 Excuse me, Gale. He's conducting an interview. 361 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,207 Great. I love interviews. 362 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,960 You'll have to wait, Gale. Sorry, can't let you in there. 363 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:20,547 What are you gonna do, arrest me, Deputy Judy? 364 00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:21,923 If it comes to it. 365 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,925 Civilian interference with a police investigation 366 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,760 poses many a problem in a court of law. 367 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,470 Okay, listen to me, Judy. 368 00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:29,764 I don't mind that you're working with my husband 369 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:33,017 or that you even bake him those little treats as you do. 370 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:35,186 But if you're gonna start acting like him, 371 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,272 you ought to put a moustache on 'cause you sound ridiculous. 372 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,731 - Gale! - Judy! 373 00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:43,027 - Gale! - Deputy. Gale. 374 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:45,238 Please. 375 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,574 Uh, Sidney, if you don't mind givin' us a minute. 376 00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:49,701 - Sid. - Hi, Gale. 377 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:53,037 Dewey, would you please explain to Betty Crocker 378 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:55,248 that I have every right to be here? 379 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:58,960 If there's been another murder in Woodsboro, obviously... what? 380 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,588 That is not public information! 381 00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:04,507 - It is all over the Internet, Dewey! - It is? 382 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:07,552 Yes! The whole world knows about it before me! 383 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,346 She wants to be a part of the investigation, Sheriff. 384 00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:12,265 Hang on. 385 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:18,021 Um, are you familiar with the phrase, "I wrote the book on this"? 386 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:24,944 Gale, with all due respect, I don't see how that pertains to... 387 00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:27,822 Because I wrote the book on this! 388 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:31,492 "The Woodsboro Murders" by Gale Weathers? 389 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:34,037 But you're not a reporter anymore, Gale. 390 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:35,538 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - And even if you were... 391 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,707 Don't treat me like I'm the media. 392 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:42,045 I helped solve these things three times, remember? 393 00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,922 You and me. Together. 394 00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:46,799 But I'm the Sheriff now, Gale. 395 00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:50,219 Right? 396 00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:52,639 What, you're not gonna let me help you with this? 397 00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:55,642 I can't. 398 00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:58,019 All right, then I'm going rogue. 399 00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,563 This is what I'm good at, Dewey. 400 00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:04,484 This is what I know how to do. 401 00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:11,032 Your lemon squares taste like ass. 402 00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:16,037 They don't. They really don't. 403 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,246 Thank you, sir. 404 00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:19,332 - Sheriff. - Yeah? 405 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:21,084 We've got a couple high school kids in here. 406 00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:24,170 Two of 'em, they say they got threatening phone calls this morning 407 00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:25,922 from the victims' phones. 408 00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:29,467 Names are Olivia Morris and Jill Roberts. 409 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:32,762 That's Sid's cousin. Damn. 410 00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:35,181 Right in here, Sheriff. 411 00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:37,308 - Hey, Jill. - Sidney. 412 00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:39,602 - Hi. - Hi. 413 00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:42,105 It's nice to see you even under the circumstances. 414 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,190 You okay? 415 00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:46,818 - Yeah. - So two of you got phone calls? 416 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:50,446 Yeah, us two. "What's your favorite scary movie?" 417 00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:53,616 It was the killer's voice. From "Stab." 418 00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:56,327 Or, I mean, you know, from your life. 419 00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:58,871 I'm Kirby, by the way. I'm their friend. 420 00:24:58,956 --> 00:25:01,374 And the killer didn't call you? 421 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:05,461 No. Is... is that a bad thing? 422 00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:07,588 Does that mean that I'm not gonna live as long as these two? 423 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:08,798 No. 424 00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:10,008 Maybe. 425 00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:13,678 Of course not. Just, uh, just be careful. 426 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:16,973 Oh, my God, did you hear that? I'm gonna be next! 427 00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:19,142 Dewey, I shouldn't be here. I should leave town. 428 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:21,310 I'm afraid that's not really possible, Sidney. 429 00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:26,858 Look, nobody thinks you're involved, but everyone's a suspect, I'm sorry. 430 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:29,819 And there was evidence in your car, connecting the killer to you. 431 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,446 You may be a material witness. 432 00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:38,286 So, look, you'll have, uh, 24-hour police protection. 433 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:41,622 That's comforting. 434 00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:43,458 This is Rebecca. 435 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:47,754 Oh, my fucking God, Henry! Yes! It's true. 436 00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:51,174 Two girls butchered. Payday. 437 00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:54,969 I was so not feeling Woodsboro. I was like, lame PR move, right? 438 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:59,474 Well, fuck me wow. Best idea ever. 439 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:02,560 Henry, I'll call you back. 440 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:04,687 Excuse me I have to geek out. 441 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,272 I didn't get a chance to say something earlier, 442 00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:07,940 but it's such an honor to meet you. 443 00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:10,401 - Thank you. Hi. - Rebecca Walters. 444 00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:13,362 When I was a kid, it was all about "Top Story with Gale Weathers." 445 00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:16,783 - You were my '90s. - Well, it's Gale Riley now. 446 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:18,534 You gave it all up for love, I know that. 447 00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:19,994 How long have you and Dewey been married? 448 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:21,829 - Ten years. - Aww! 449 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:24,165 Just like your characters in "Stab 3." Wow. 450 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:26,000 Wow. 451 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:28,252 Oh, I didn't mean bad wow. 452 00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:30,379 It just, it always seemed like more of a movie romance than a real one 453 00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:33,591 because it was a movie and in real life you two would never be... 454 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:37,261 Ooh, dug a hole. Climbing out here. 455 00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:41,224 So anyway kudos on being brave enough to drop off the professional map. 456 00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:44,185 Any plans on revitalizing your tarnished brand? 457 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,104 Listen, in about two seconds, 458 00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:49,107 I'm gonna revitalize your face with my tarnished brand. 459 00:26:49,191 --> 00:26:50,608 Ooh... 460 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:53,653 I still got it. 461 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:55,613 Testy. 462 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:06,040 She's so pretty. 463 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,501 When you think about what she survived, she must have scars everywhere. 464 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,795 Shh! 465 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:15,049 Her mom was my sister. I have scars, too. 466 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:17,844 No one ever asks me about my scars. 467 00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:21,722 - I'm sorry, Mrs. Roberts. - She means knife scars, Mom. 468 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,516 Oh. 469 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:27,436 Well... fine. 470 00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:29,856 How are you? 471 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:32,108 How's Gale? 472 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:35,236 Uh, I'm all right. 473 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:39,282 But Gale, it's been hard on her. 474 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:42,743 Small town... small-town husband. 475 00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:45,997 Not much to write about. 476 00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:49,834 You two okay? 477 00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:52,920 Well, I read somewhere once, 478 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:56,215 "Just when you think things can't get any worse, 479 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:57,884 "sometimes they don't. 480 00:27:57,968 --> 00:28:00,761 Sometimes they get better." 481 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:04,056 "Out of Darkness" by Sidney Prescott, page 220. 482 00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:14,609 Gotta get going. 483 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:24,577 It's nice to see you, Dewey. Been through a lot together. 484 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:27,288 And we'll get through this, too. Okay? 485 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:29,248 - Lock up. - Mm-hmm. 486 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:50,228 Be cool. 487 00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:52,980 It's okay. It's just me. Relax, relax. It's just me. 488 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:55,650 What the hell are you doing here? There are cops right out front. 489 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:58,236 No match for the ninja, baby. 490 00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:03,616 Anyway, what are you doing in the house with Sidney Prescott? 491 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:06,077 I mean, that's like being on "Top Chef" with Jeffrey Dahmer. 492 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:08,704 Can you please get away from the window? 493 00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:12,208 Y... You have no right to be in here. Not anymore. 494 00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:13,876 Hang on. 495 00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:17,004 I heard you got a phone call from the killer. 496 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:19,966 - Is that true? - What do you care? 497 00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:23,052 Don't you think you'd be a lot safer with me around? 498 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,346 I don't trust you Trevor. 499 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:26,722 Hey. 500 00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:30,309 Then I'm just gonna have to make sure that you do, all right? 501 00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:34,855 Oh, sorry, I didn't... 502 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:37,608 No, he's just leaving. It's... it's my ex. 503 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:38,901 Oh. 504 00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:41,779 Yeah. Her one and only. 505 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:44,031 - Hi. - Hi. 506 00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:46,826 It's cool to meet you... officially. 507 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:51,998 I keep meaning to pick up a copy of your book, but... 508 00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:54,583 You're smaller in person. 509 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:03,134 What? 510 00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:08,055 Nothing. You just, uh... you remind me of, uh... me. 511 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:11,767 Lock your window, okay? 512 00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:13,769 Yeah. Good night. 513 00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:16,147 'Night. 514 00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:18,899 Sorry about that. 515 00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:22,945 Just makin' my rounds before takin' off. 516 00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:25,656 Great. Thanks. 517 00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:29,744 Y... You don't remember me, do ya? 518 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,245 Sorry? 519 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:35,041 We went to high school together. Judy Hicks? 520 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:39,253 We had the same homeroom and Drama Club, too. 521 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:43,424 We were in "Peter Pan" together. I played a Lost Boy. 522 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:47,511 You were... Tiger Lily. 523 00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:52,600 I'm sorry, that was a long time ago. 524 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:55,102 It's okay. 525 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:59,690 You had a lot of stuff goin' on back then. 526 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:03,194 Well, it's nice to see you again, Judy. 527 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:04,362 You too. 528 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:13,496 Everything okay upstairs? 529 00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:17,917 You're supposed to be out front, Perkins. 530 00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:27,218 What's a 4-letter word for "courage"? 531 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:29,470 Uh... 532 00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:30,763 "guts." 533 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:38,396 That's Olivia Morris. She lives next door. 534 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,440 She's on the list. 535 00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:43,859 She can live next door to me. 536 00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:46,612 Now, seriously, uh... uh, Mary, 537 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,697 I'm warning you, okay, I'm gonna have to get physical. 538 00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:51,117 I mean it. This is it! 539 00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:52,827 Just fuck off! 540 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:04,255 Hello? 541 00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:05,756 What are you guys up to? 542 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:07,883 Oh, we're watching "Shaun of the Dead." 543 00:32:07,968 --> 00:32:10,553 You know there are two zombies sitting outside the house in a car? 544 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:13,722 Yup. They're cops. You wanna come up? 545 00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:15,015 The Angel of Death leave? 546 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,268 No, she's in the guest room. 547 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:20,396 Forget it. Next door's close enough. 548 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,983 - Your mom home? - She's at her boyfriend's. 549 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:25,860 It's creepy around here tonight. 550 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,237 Well, the zombies are still in their car. 551 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:31,407 So you should be all right. 552 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:33,951 - Call me tomorrow, okay? - All right. 553 00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:37,246 - She didn't wanna come up? - She fears the Reaper. 554 00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:40,332 Watch this. 555 00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:49,425 Speaking. 556 00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:53,637 What's your favorite scary movie, Olivia? 557 00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:56,140 That's the worst imitation I've ever heard, Jill. 558 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:58,476 Speaking of "Stab," you heard where the Stab-a-Thon's gonna be yet? 559 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,811 No, and it doesn't matter to me anyways. 560 00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:02,897 My mom doesn't let me go. 561 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:05,483 It's Trevor. 562 00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:09,570 - I'll handle this. - Trevor's calling. Again. 563 00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:12,907 - What do you want? - I wanna talk to Jill. 564 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:15,326 Uh, no, it's Kirby. Sorry, Trevor. 565 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:18,579 Jill is screening her calls from all past relationships. 566 00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:19,747 What's going on over there? 567 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:21,999 Hang on a sec. What is he saying? 568 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:23,876 I'm not Trevor. 569 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:27,087 Wh... what? I can barely hear you, Trevor. 570 00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:29,632 This isn't Trevor. 571 00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:31,050 Oh, a... all right. 572 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:34,345 Well, then, why do you have his phone, whoever this is? 573 00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:36,680 He's trying to do Ghostface. 574 00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:39,141 He's being weird. 575 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:40,893 I wanna talk to Jill. 576 00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:43,729 Okay, well, she doesn't wanna talk to you. 577 00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:45,814 Come on, Mr. Ghostface, whisper to me. 578 00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:49,068 Aren't you supposed to ask me a question? 579 00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:51,820 All right. How's the movie? 580 00:33:51,905 --> 00:33:53,155 What movie? 581 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,492 "Shaun of the Dead." 582 00:33:56,576 --> 00:33:58,118 How did you know that? 583 00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:01,705 Because I'm standing in the closet. 584 00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:03,541 Stop. You are not. 585 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:06,085 - What's going on? - Trevor's being weird. 586 00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:08,254 - I mean, if it is him, I don't know. - What? 587 00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:10,256 This is not fucking Trevor! 588 00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:12,299 Well then, who the fuck are you? 589 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,468 Open the closet door. 590 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:19,348 You do know there are cops all over this house? 591 00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:23,435 I think I'd have just enough time to slice someone open. 592 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:27,690 - I-I'll talk to him. - Shh. 593 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:30,067 What's going on over there, you guys? 594 00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:33,195 S... Sorry. I... I don't know. Kirby. 595 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,738 - Shh. - Kirby. 596 00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:36,323 Come on, do it. 597 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,450 There is no way you're in there. 598 00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:41,036 See for yourself. 599 00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:42,830 Kirby? 600 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:46,250 Kirby, come on. Talk to me. This isn't funny. 601 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:47,960 Kirby! 602 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:57,011 Liar. I'm over this. 603 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,597 I never said I was in your closet. 604 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:07,521 Oh, my God. Olivia! 605 00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:11,233 Oh, my God, help! 606 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:13,861 Aaagh! 607 00:35:22,412 --> 00:35:23,662 No! Help! 608 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:41,180 - Hoss! - Somebody help! 609 00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:43,265 Perkins! 610 00:35:43,350 --> 00:35:46,644 Shit! 611 00:35:46,728 --> 00:35:49,813 Help! Help! 612 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:41,615 What? 613 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:45,202 Welcome home, Sidney. Preview of coming events. 614 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:47,413 Why don't you come for me? You got the balls for that? 615 00:36:47,497 --> 00:36:50,040 Oh, poor Sidney. You think this is all about you. 616 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:53,377 - You think you're still the star. - This isn't a fucking movie! 617 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:55,462 - It will be. - These are innocent people. 618 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:56,797 Spare me the lecture. 619 00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:59,633 You've done very well by all this bloodshed, haven't you? 620 00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:01,885 Well, how about the town you left behind? 621 00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:03,721 I've got plans for you. 622 00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:06,306 I'm gonna slit your eyelids in half so you don't blink 623 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,559 when I stab you in the face. 624 00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:12,354 You'll die when I want you to, Sidney. Not a moment before. 625 00:37:12,439 --> 00:37:15,482 Until then... you're going to suffer. 626 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,986 - Sidney?! - Jill? 627 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:22,030 - Stay right there! - Is she... 628 00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:24,241 Do not look. Okay? 629 00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:26,910 She said you were the Angel of Death. 630 00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:28,996 Look out! 631 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:53,312 - What's going on in here? - He's in here. 632 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:57,316 Where is he? Ma'am? 633 00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:01,862 - He was. - We'll check out back. 634 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:04,865 - Jill? - Don't. 635 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:16,043 What happened? 636 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:19,213 Oh, my God, Jill. 637 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:24,635 Jesus! I'm here. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. All right? 638 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,429 Jill? 639 00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:29,723 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 640 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:32,851 - Here, keep pressure on it. - There's nobody back there. 641 00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:35,979 - Hoss, call it in. - Right. 642 00:38:36,064 --> 00:38:40,442 Hey. Are you okay? 643 00:38:40,527 --> 00:38:42,319 You should look upstairs. 644 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:57,084 Let's get the coroner's van brought around, please. 645 00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:03,799 It's all your fault, Sidney! 646 00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:06,093 You're just like your mother! 647 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:07,553 - Hoss, clear these people out. - Right. 648 00:39:07,637 --> 00:39:12,432 - I thought this was over! - Come on, leave her alone. 649 00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:19,690 I'm sorry about what I said. 650 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:22,109 Do you wanna go get that looked at? 651 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:25,529 Yeah. 652 00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:27,322 What the hell happened? 653 00:39:27,407 --> 00:39:31,076 Okay. I saw him go into that yard two houses down right before... 654 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,453 Yeah, and I circled around to cut him off. 655 00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:34,705 And? 656 00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:37,207 And I met Hoss coming from the other direction. 657 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:40,168 He must've circled back around somehow. He's like a ghost. 658 00:39:40,253 --> 00:39:43,714 - Chief, we're sorry. - We feel terrible. 659 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:46,800 All right. Get outta here. 660 00:40:00,982 --> 00:40:04,818 This is "Hall Pass" with Robbie Mercer, webcasting live in our darkest hour. 661 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:07,779 What began as a day of remembrance has ended with serial murder. 662 00:40:07,864 --> 00:40:12,034 Olivia Morris, who officially will never go out with me, is dead. 663 00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:14,369 So is Jenny Randall and Marnie Cooper. 664 00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:18,206 Our local legacy, the "Stab" movies, is coming to life. 665 00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:21,209 Excuse me. Are you recording with that thing? 666 00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:24,046 Live video-blog upload. He's webcasting right now. 667 00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:26,465 Oh. Mind turning it off for a little old-school off the record? 668 00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:28,759 Can't. Owe it to my audience. 669 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,677 Turn that fucking thing off. 670 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:32,220 Okay. 671 00:40:32,305 --> 00:40:37,309 So, you two are the boys that run the movie club at Woodsboro High, huh? 672 00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:40,520 Charlie runs it. I'm just V.P. In case he takes a bullet. 673 00:40:40,605 --> 00:40:42,064 It's called Cinema Club. 674 00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:47,027 So you must have a very unique insight into the movie buffs at your school. 675 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:48,862 Maybe. 676 00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:52,991 What if we could catch the killer by working together? 677 00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:55,619 Two generations of cutting-edge journalists 678 00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:58,830 intertwining our passions for media? 679 00:40:58,915 --> 00:41:01,041 What would you say? 680 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:02,376 I love you. 681 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,002 Very good. 682 00:41:04,087 --> 00:41:08,048 Now you give me your expertise on the gore geek scene at Woodsboro High 683 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,801 and maybe I give you something in return. 684 00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:14,221 Say, a celebrity visit to your Cinema Club? 685 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,974 By me. 686 00:41:17,058 --> 00:41:21,019 What about Sidney? 687 00:41:21,104 --> 00:41:24,022 Yeah, you know her, right? I mean, you're friends with her? 688 00:41:24,107 --> 00:41:26,942 No offense, but that'd be a big deal for Cinema Club. 689 00:41:27,026 --> 00:41:29,820 A visit from Sidney Prescott? I mean, she's the star. 690 00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:34,324 Yes, she's Daniel Radcliffe to my J.K. Rowling. 691 00:41:34,409 --> 00:41:36,952 Well, without the book sales and the box office. 692 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:39,329 Whatever. 693 00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:42,874 There's no broken bones. 694 00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:45,419 I think you'll be fine. Take it easy. 695 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:48,922 You were lucky, Sidney. 696 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:51,633 So, Sidney, ooh, ow. 697 00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:53,635 Anyway, long story short, 698 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:57,014 Random wants to lock you in to three more books now. 699 00:41:57,098 --> 00:42:00,600 See the blank line in your contract? You can name your price. 700 00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:02,686 And as soon as you're clear in this investigation, 701 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,396 we're on the next plane to New York. 702 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,024 I booked "Today," "The View," "Nancy Grace," "MTV News"... 703 00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:09,026 Excuse me. Can I ask you a question? 704 00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:12,195 - Mm? - Did you read my book? 705 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,198 Thought I'd wait for the movie. 706 00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:17,200 Book tour's over. 707 00:42:17,285 --> 00:42:19,036 Sidney. 708 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,538 Accept your situation. 709 00:42:21,622 --> 00:42:23,790 You're a victim. For life. 710 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:27,002 So embrace it, use it. 711 00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:29,504 I know you care about your readers. 712 00:42:29,589 --> 00:42:31,631 All those little downtrodden fucks that just need a light 713 00:42:31,716 --> 00:42:33,925 at the end of their tunnel so they don't jump off a bridge. 714 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:35,469 And a lucky break like this? 715 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:38,388 I'm talkin' 100% increase in sales, minimum. 716 00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:40,807 That's maybe a million more people get your message, 717 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:43,685 and you get a ton more checks, win-win. 718 00:42:43,770 --> 00:42:47,522 I won't be needing you anymore. 719 00:42:47,607 --> 00:42:49,524 - Sidney. - You're fired. 720 00:42:49,609 --> 00:42:51,818 - Fired? - Fired. 721 00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:55,280 Fine. 722 00:43:15,718 --> 00:43:18,595 "Have you even read my book, Rebecca?" 723 00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:34,194 The problem with Sidney is that she never gets laid. 724 00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:37,489 Or even a little shit-faced once in a while. 725 00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:39,658 She'll call me tonight and apologize. 726 00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:42,202 Just watch. 727 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,876 She'll come around. 728 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:54,548 Gotta just give her time, and Sidney will come around. 729 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,510 Where did I? 730 00:44:01,222 --> 00:44:03,306 Ah. 731 00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:08,436 This is Rebecca. 732 00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:10,564 Sidney Prescott, please. 733 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:12,858 I'm handling Miss Prescott's calls and appearances. 734 00:44:12,942 --> 00:44:16,444 - May I take a message? - You are the message. 735 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:23,577 - Are you writing this down? - Yes, I am. 736 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:26,037 It's kind of hard to hear you. I'm in the hospital with Sidney. 737 00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:28,206 If you could just hang on one second. 738 00:44:28,291 --> 00:44:31,626 I've got time. It's you that doesn't. 739 00:44:38,551 --> 00:44:40,844 You know, Rebecca, 740 00:44:40,928 --> 00:44:43,889 it doesn't sound to me like you're in the hospital. 741 00:44:43,973 --> 00:44:47,142 Sounds like you're in a parking garage. 742 00:44:47,226 --> 00:44:50,854 A dark and deserted parking garage. 743 00:44:52,732 --> 00:44:56,026 But if you want to be in the hospital, I'd be happy to put you there. 744 00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:58,069 In the fucking morgue! 745 00:45:13,002 --> 00:45:15,086 Ah! 746 00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:20,133 No. 747 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:47,410 Help! Help! 748 00:45:47,495 --> 00:45:49,287 Help me! 749 00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:51,081 Help! 750 00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:06,304 Cut and run, you fucking bastard. 751 00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:17,417 This is an ongoing investigation. 752 00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:21,796 Rest assured, we're pursuing a number of leads. 753 00:47:21,881 --> 00:47:24,215 The less I say about that, the better. 754 00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:28,178 - So I'm taking questions. - Sheriff! Sheriff! 755 00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:30,013 - Dewey! - Gale? 756 00:47:30,097 --> 00:47:32,182 Any comment on the fact that these killings 757 00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:35,685 seem to resemble the pattern of the original Woodsboro Murders? 758 00:47:35,770 --> 00:47:37,771 Hon? Later. 759 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,731 What was that, Sheriff? 760 00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:43,943 As I was saying, uh, my officers are hard at work, 761 00:47:44,028 --> 00:47:47,655 and we just want the community to know that we are very close 762 00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:50,200 to bringing this whole situation under control... 763 00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:51,618 Agh! 764 00:47:54,330 --> 00:47:57,415 Oh, shit! 765 00:47:57,500 --> 00:48:00,668 Someone, get up to the top of the structure! Go, go! 766 00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:03,797 - Everyone back! Stay back! - All right, nobody move! 767 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:05,715 Listen, I want a man on each stairwell! 768 00:48:08,552 --> 00:48:11,471 - You see anybody? - Nobody up here. 769 00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:13,932 There's nobody up there, Sheriff! 770 00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:17,227 It's all under control, huh, Sheriff? 771 00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:19,437 What am I supposed to say? 772 00:48:19,522 --> 00:48:21,731 Listen, I may not be wearing a uniform, 773 00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:24,109 but I happen to have a lead, and you don't. 774 00:48:24,193 --> 00:48:28,238 So let me know when you're back on Team Gale. 775 00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:32,826 Move it, amateurs! 776 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,828 And remember, students, 777 00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:38,081 tonight's town curfew is 9:00. 778 00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:42,085 You should be home with your doors locked at 9:00. 779 00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:44,421 Okay, Cinema Club. We are now in session. 780 00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:47,465 Welcome. Tell you a little bit about ourselves. 781 00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:50,385 We are a sanctioned after-school activity, 782 00:48:50,469 --> 00:48:54,514 one rung below the Glee Club, two above Nintendo Wii Fit. 783 00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:58,810 And let me just say to our guest, Sidney Prescott, 784 00:48:58,894 --> 00:49:00,395 it's an honor. 785 00:49:02,982 --> 00:49:05,692 Beyond Jamie Lee Curtis, forget Linda Blair. 786 00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:07,986 I mean, this is the ultimate. 787 00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:09,696 Thanks. I guess. 788 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:12,282 Um this, you film your entire 789 00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:14,534 high school experience and, what, post it on the net? 790 00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:16,494 Everybody'll be doing it someday, Sid. 791 00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:19,330 It's kind of the one component the killer is missing. 792 00:49:19,415 --> 00:49:21,332 Wait. What do you mean? 793 00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:23,418 Well, if you wanna be the new version, 794 00:49:23,502 --> 00:49:25,753 the killer should be filming the murders. 795 00:49:25,838 --> 00:49:28,882 It's like the natural next step in a psycho slasher innovation. 796 00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:31,468 I mean, you film 'em all real-time, and then before you get caught, 797 00:49:31,552 --> 00:49:34,846 - you upload 'em into cyberspace. - Making your art as immortal as you. 798 00:49:34,930 --> 00:49:37,974 - Not to implicate him. - Not to implicate me. 799 00:49:38,058 --> 00:49:39,976 So who do you think is behind the murders? 800 00:49:40,060 --> 00:49:43,813 Well, it's a "Stab" fanatic clearly. 801 00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:46,649 Working on less of a shriekquel and... and more of a scream-make. 802 00:49:46,734 --> 00:49:49,194 - Copyrighted terms, by the way. - 'Cause all there are now are remakes. 803 00:49:49,278 --> 00:49:51,738 Only horror the studios green-light. I mean 804 00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:52,989 - Psst. - There are still rules. 805 00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:56,201 But the rules have changed. The unexpected is the new clich�. 806 00:49:56,285 --> 00:49:59,162 Yeah, you gotta have an opening sequence that blows the doors off, 807 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:01,331 dial up some flashy music-video direction, 808 00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:03,124 and the kills gotta be way more extreme. 809 00:50:03,209 --> 00:50:06,252 Modern audiences get savvy to the rules of the originals. 810 00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:08,171 So the reversals become the new standard. 811 00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:11,716 In fact, the only surefire way to survive a modern horror movie? 812 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:16,387 You pretty much have to be gay. 813 00:50:16,472 --> 00:50:20,433 So why are you so sure that the killer's working by the rules of a horror remake? 814 00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:22,810 Well, the original "Stab" structure is pretty apparent. 815 00:50:22,895 --> 00:50:25,355 Yeah, two kids killed in a house when their parents are away? 816 00:50:25,439 --> 00:50:28,149 And then the school's hot chick savaged beyond recognition. 817 00:50:28,234 --> 00:50:30,568 - We all know where it goes from there. - A party. 818 00:50:30,653 --> 00:50:33,655 Exactly. A party. 819 00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:35,865 Guaranteed third-act main cast bloodbath. 820 00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:37,825 Fingers crossed on some nudity for a change. 821 00:50:40,079 --> 00:50:42,580 Okay, so do you know of a party that's happening tonight? 822 00:50:42,665 --> 00:50:46,125 Well, there's Stab-a-Thon. 823 00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:48,294 Stab-a-Thon? 824 00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:50,713 Uh, it's a movie marathon. All seven "Stabs" back-to-back. 825 00:50:50,798 --> 00:50:53,466 - We do it every year. - And it's tonight? 826 00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:55,510 There's a killer out there 827 00:50:55,594 --> 00:50:57,762 patterning his murders after the original movie. 828 00:50:57,846 --> 00:50:59,347 I know. It's pretty wild. 829 00:50:59,431 --> 00:51:03,017 - Well, you have to call it off. - Um, okay, I mean, it's Friday. 830 00:51:03,102 --> 00:51:06,229 I'm sure we're not the only party that's goin' on in Woodsboro. 831 00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:08,356 Where is this circle jerk gonna take place? 832 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:12,777 - So who's ready for this Q and A? - No, no. I really want the location. 833 00:51:12,861 --> 00:51:14,779 You know, it's kind of an underground thing. 834 00:51:14,863 --> 00:51:16,573 Email invites, pretty secret. 835 00:51:16,657 --> 00:51:18,783 What, you're not gonna tell me? 836 00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:20,493 Really? 837 00:51:20,578 --> 00:51:24,289 We're working together. Remember? 838 00:51:24,373 --> 00:51:26,249 So you ready for that Q and A? 839 00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:30,044 - Fuck you. - Let's go. 840 00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:34,382 That was awesome. 841 00:51:35,968 --> 00:51:39,679 I feel like I'm under house arrest. 842 00:51:54,236 --> 00:51:58,448 You know when people say, "I know how you feel," 843 00:51:58,532 --> 00:52:01,576 but you know they're just saying that because they really have 844 00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:04,245 no frigging idea how you feel? 845 00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:10,335 I know how you feel. 846 00:52:10,419 --> 00:52:14,922 I... am so sorry about Olivia. 847 00:52:19,678 --> 00:52:22,013 I'm sorry about your publicist. 848 00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:31,648 How do you handle it? People staring at you all the time? 849 00:52:31,732 --> 00:52:34,025 People stare at me? 850 00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:37,987 I could never handle that kind of attention. 851 00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:43,826 I just... feel like it would take over your whole life. 852 00:52:43,911 --> 00:52:46,829 Uh... 853 00:52:46,914 --> 00:52:49,332 what I do is I... 854 00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:54,128 try not to think about me. 855 00:52:54,213 --> 00:52:58,883 I have people I care about. I focus on them. 856 00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:02,178 And the rest, it, um, it works out. 857 00:53:05,224 --> 00:53:07,975 You saved my life last night. 858 00:53:08,060 --> 00:53:11,854 I mean, I know we're family, but you hardly know me. 859 00:53:11,939 --> 00:53:13,773 Makes me wonder, you know, 860 00:53:13,857 --> 00:53:18,111 if I'd have been brave enough to do the same thing. 861 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:21,489 I really hope you never have to find that out. 862 00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:28,329 Well, if you need me, you know where to find me. 863 00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:31,708 I'll be up in my cell. Or, I mean, my room. 864 00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:59,652 Her room's all boarded up. That's the view from my cell. 865 00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:02,113 It's really weird. 866 00:54:02,197 --> 00:54:03,740 I think Olivia would understand, okay? 867 00:54:03,824 --> 00:54:05,992 She'd want me to be around other people. 868 00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:07,910 Holy shit. 869 00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:10,747 Even if I did just crash-land on Planet Dork. 870 00:54:10,831 --> 00:54:13,958 Speaking of which, Trevor's here. 871 00:54:14,042 --> 00:54:15,543 Hey, Kirby. 872 00:54:15,627 --> 00:54:17,920 What is he doing there? That is so not his scene. 873 00:54:18,005 --> 00:54:20,715 I have no idea. Maybe he thought you would be here. 874 00:54:20,799 --> 00:54:22,925 Yeah, fat chance. After what happened last night? 875 00:54:23,010 --> 00:54:25,470 I mean, my mom is just completely freaked out. 876 00:54:25,554 --> 00:54:26,971 - It's not pretty. - All right, look. 877 00:54:27,055 --> 00:54:30,057 You go do your "good girl" thing, and I will drink for the both of us. 878 00:54:30,142 --> 00:54:34,771 - I will keep you posted. - All right. Be safe. 879 00:55:14,019 --> 00:55:17,480 Stab-a-thon! Stab-a-thon! Stab-a-thon! 880 00:55:17,564 --> 00:55:20,566 Stab-a-thon! Stab-a-thon! 881 00:55:23,111 --> 00:55:25,530 Thank you! Thank you! Gracias. 882 00:55:25,614 --> 00:55:27,657 Shh. 883 00:55:27,741 --> 00:55:31,369 Cinema Club thanks you for coming out for our third annual Stab-a-thon. 884 00:55:31,453 --> 00:55:33,037 Safety in numbers, my friends! 885 00:55:33,121 --> 00:55:35,832 Who's ready to drink every time someone can't get a cell phone signal? 886 00:55:37,376 --> 00:55:40,211 Who's ready to drink every time someone shuts the refrigerator door, 887 00:55:40,295 --> 00:55:42,630 and oh, my God, there's a harmless character right behind it? 888 00:55:44,633 --> 00:55:47,134 Who's ready to drink every time someone screams the word... 889 00:55:47,219 --> 00:55:48,636 No! 890 00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:51,597 So let's get this Stab-a-thon started! 891 00:56:06,822 --> 00:56:10,283 - Hey, watch it! - Get out of the way! 892 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:14,370 - Down in front! - Move your ass! 893 00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:19,625 Screw you! 894 00:56:52,576 --> 00:56:55,036 Yes. 895 00:56:58,874 --> 00:57:02,919 Oh, yeah. Back on my game. 896 00:57:03,003 --> 00:57:05,129 Perfect. 897 00:57:05,213 --> 00:57:07,924 New work-in-progress, chapter one. 898 00:57:08,008 --> 00:57:11,636 When I moved to Woodsboro, I never in a million years dreamed 899 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:14,931 that I would again play the critical role 900 00:57:15,015 --> 00:57:17,934 in solving another series of these... 901 00:57:18,018 --> 00:57:19,644 What? 902 00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:27,610 What the hell? 903 00:57:50,258 --> 00:57:51,968 Gale, where are you? 904 00:57:52,052 --> 00:57:54,345 I followed the kids to the Stab-a-thon. 905 00:57:54,429 --> 00:57:57,473 There's an old abandoned farm on Fort Dillon Road. 906 00:57:57,557 --> 00:57:58,975 Listen, I've got it under surveillance, 907 00:57:59,059 --> 00:58:01,394 and I... I think the killer's about to make his move. 908 00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:03,104 What makes you so sure? 909 00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:06,065 You do a remake to out-do the original, 910 00:58:06,149 --> 00:58:07,775 that's what the kids said. 911 00:58:07,859 --> 00:58:09,819 This party is all about the "Stab" movies. 912 00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:12,238 Come on! How meta can you get? 913 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:14,407 How "what-a" can you get? 914 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,534 I don't know. I heard them say it. 915 00:58:16,618 --> 00:58:19,578 Dewey, listen to me, you have to get out here. 916 00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:21,664 Come on, you catch the killer, I get the story. 917 00:58:21,748 --> 00:58:22,915 It's a win-win. 918 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,501 Well, I thought you were going rogue, Gale. 919 00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:28,587 Oh, co... are you serious? Come on! 920 00:58:28,672 --> 00:58:31,674 Forget it. Thanks for having faith in me. 921 00:58:31,758 --> 00:58:33,759 I gotta fix my equipment. 922 00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:35,052 Gale! 923 00:58:37,431 --> 00:58:38,556 Shit. 924 00:58:45,772 --> 00:58:47,982 Why don't you get more comfortable, baby?! 925 00:58:52,988 --> 00:58:56,198 Bravo. Well... very well done. 926 00:58:56,283 --> 00:58:58,117 Very, I'm very impressed. 927 00:58:58,201 --> 00:59:01,454 I mean, kind... kind of impressed. Not really. 928 00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:02,705 - That'll do. - Yeah? 929 00:59:02,789 --> 00:59:04,206 - Yeah. - Yeah, she wants it, right? 930 00:59:11,298 --> 00:59:14,008 Ghostface! Yeah! 931 00:59:18,972 --> 00:59:20,181 Don't answer it! 932 00:59:22,267 --> 00:59:25,853 - Hello? - Hello. 933 00:59:25,937 --> 00:59:27,396 Who is this? 934 00:59:27,481 --> 00:59:29,148 Were you expecting somebody? 935 00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:30,608 No. 936 00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:40,034 You know, I don't even know you, 937 00:59:40,118 --> 00:59:41,535 and I dislike you already. 938 00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:43,913 Hicks, how far are you from Fort Dillon Road? 939 00:59:43,997 --> 00:59:46,415 - Five minutes at the most, sir. - Well, step on it. 940 00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:50,294 Look out your window. 941 01:00:35,132 --> 01:00:38,175 Gale! Gale, behind you! 942 01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:39,552 Aah! 943 01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:51,230 Aah! 944 01:00:54,067 --> 01:00:56,026 Gale! 945 01:01:07,706 --> 01:01:10,249 Aah! 946 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:11,542 Freeze! 947 01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:16,547 Aaah! 948 01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:28,017 Get out of the way, you morons! 949 01:01:31,855 --> 01:01:34,064 Damn it. 950 01:01:36,443 --> 01:01:39,236 Okay, put pressure on that. 951 01:01:39,321 --> 01:01:41,197 Did you catch him? 952 01:01:41,281 --> 01:01:43,616 No. Hopefully your cameras caught something. 953 01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:46,202 - They weren't the only ones Dewey. - What? 954 01:01:46,286 --> 01:01:48,662 There's a webcam that's hidden up there. 955 01:01:48,747 --> 01:01:51,874 - It was watching me. - A webcam? 956 01:01:51,958 --> 01:01:53,751 He's recording the murders. 957 01:01:53,835 --> 01:01:55,002 What? 958 01:01:55,086 --> 01:01:58,589 This time... he's making the movie. 959 01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:07,765 Sidney Prescott detail, man. I don't... like it. 960 01:02:07,849 --> 01:02:11,352 The cops guarding the house, they always get it. 961 01:02:11,436 --> 01:02:14,271 - What are you talkin' about? - It's a movie cop rule. 962 01:02:14,356 --> 01:02:17,858 Sucks to be a cop in a movie, unless you're Bruce Willis. 963 01:02:17,943 --> 01:02:19,944 Not all cops die in movies. 964 01:02:20,028 --> 01:02:24,573 No, but if it's your last day before retirement, you do. 965 01:02:24,658 --> 01:02:28,452 If you're a rookie just found out your wife is pregnant, you do. 966 01:02:28,536 --> 01:02:32,331 Or if your partner's better-looking than you, you do, and by the way... 967 01:02:32,415 --> 01:02:33,791 I win that one. 968 01:02:35,669 --> 01:02:37,378 You know what? I'll take the next perimeter. 969 01:02:37,462 --> 01:02:39,588 I'll be right back. 970 01:02:39,673 --> 01:02:43,759 Shit. I know this one. 971 01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:45,469 You're not supposed to say that, are you? 972 01:02:45,553 --> 01:02:46,929 Eh, new decade, new rules. 973 01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:49,765 You know, these days, you might come back, find me dead, 974 01:02:49,849 --> 01:02:52,017 eyes gouged out, tongue sticking out. 975 01:02:52,102 --> 01:02:54,436 - Could go either way. - I gotta learn this shit. 976 01:02:54,521 --> 01:02:58,148 I'll take this one. 977 01:02:58,233 --> 01:03:00,401 Hey, Hoss. 978 01:03:00,485 --> 01:03:02,611 Be careful. 979 01:03:02,696 --> 01:03:04,613 I'm always careful. 980 01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:10,494 Dead man walking. 981 01:03:59,919 --> 01:04:03,005 Perkins, was there a window open on your last perimeter check? 982 01:04:06,051 --> 01:04:08,927 Perkins, come in, over. 983 01:04:38,416 --> 01:04:41,085 Anthony? 984 01:04:41,169 --> 01:04:44,505 Perkins? 985 01:04:44,589 --> 01:04:45,923 - Aaah! - Ohh! 986 01:04:46,007 --> 01:04:49,051 Damn it. 987 01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:52,304 You should've seen the look on your face, rookie. 988 01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:54,765 Hoss! 989 01:04:54,849 --> 01:04:57,059 What the fuck? Aah! 990 01:04:57,143 --> 01:05:00,020 Oh, shit. 991 01:05:27,215 --> 01:05:30,467 Fuck Bruce Willis. 992 01:05:57,662 --> 01:06:01,206 Sorry! The wind chimes were over here. 993 01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:04,334 That was me. I was trying to fix 'em, sorry. 994 01:06:04,419 --> 01:06:06,712 I'm just back from the store. 995 01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:08,505 You're shopping? 996 01:06:08,590 --> 01:06:11,508 My stress buster. Got one more bag in the car. 997 01:06:11,593 --> 01:06:13,010 Be right back. 998 01:06:39,162 --> 01:06:41,872 Jill? You gonna get that? 999 01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:46,168 Roberts residence. 1000 01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:48,462 You're a survivor, aren't you, Sidney? 1001 01:06:48,546 --> 01:06:51,673 Your one and only skill. You survive. 1002 01:06:51,758 --> 01:06:54,092 I have one question for you. 1003 01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:56,970 What good's it to be a survivor in this little drama 1004 01:06:57,055 --> 01:06:59,264 if everyone close to you is dead? 1005 01:06:59,349 --> 01:07:02,017 - Who are you? - Turn on the TV to channel 6. 1006 01:07:02,101 --> 01:07:03,644 Who the fuck are you? 1007 01:07:03,728 --> 01:07:07,105 Turn it on. Watch the teaser. 1008 01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:10,984 ...nearly turned deadly tonight with the latest victims of these attacks 1009 01:07:11,069 --> 01:07:14,655 being the wife of the Woodsboro sheriff, Gale Riley, 1010 01:07:14,739 --> 01:07:19,034 AKA Gale Weathers who's in serious condition tonight after being stabbed. 1011 01:07:19,118 --> 01:07:22,246 Her assailant then disappeared in a sea of identic... 1012 01:07:22,330 --> 01:07:25,916 Glad you came home, Sidney? Has it been worth it yet? 1013 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,502 - Why are you doing this? - Ah, friends count. 1014 01:07:28,586 --> 01:07:31,922 But it's the family ties that cut deep, right? 1015 01:07:32,006 --> 01:07:33,632 Am I right? 1016 01:07:33,716 --> 01:07:35,133 What do you mean? 1017 01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:37,094 The ones you care about most. 1018 01:07:37,178 --> 01:07:40,639 And what's closer than family? The bond of blood. 1019 01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:42,933 - Don't. - You can't save them. 1020 01:07:43,017 --> 01:07:46,562 All you can do is watch. 1021 01:07:46,646 --> 01:07:47,854 Jill! 1022 01:07:58,324 --> 01:08:00,409 Come on, come on... 1023 01:08:06,249 --> 01:08:07,541 Kate? 1024 01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:09,334 - Sid? - Jill's not in her room. 1025 01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:10,877 - Oh, my God. - She's gone to Kirby's. 1026 01:08:10,962 --> 01:08:12,337 You gotta call her and get her back here. 1027 01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:14,673 Okay. 1028 01:08:14,757 --> 01:08:16,008 Come on, Jill. 1029 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:18,427 - Leave a message. - She's not picking up. 1030 01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:20,596 - What's going on? - The killer called. 1031 01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:23,056 He's coming after me, but he wants my family first. 1032 01:08:23,141 --> 01:08:24,933 - Oh, God, Jill! - Let's get the cops. 1033 01:08:25,018 --> 01:08:26,602 - The cops aren't there. - What? 1034 01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:28,979 They were there when I first came in, but they're not there now. 1035 01:08:29,063 --> 01:08:31,356 Let's get to Kirby's. 1036 01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:35,861 Out the front. 1037 01:08:44,078 --> 01:08:46,788 Brace it from the bottom. Can you? 1038 01:08:51,544 --> 01:08:53,837 Let's get outta here. 1039 01:08:53,921 --> 01:08:56,465 Kate, come on! 1040 01:08:56,549 --> 01:08:58,008 Kate? 1041 01:09:08,811 --> 01:09:12,481 Tell Jill... I'm so... sorry. 1042 01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:14,691 Shh. 1043 01:09:24,786 --> 01:09:26,870 Kate? 1044 01:09:41,761 --> 01:09:44,554 Hicks? What are you doing? 1045 01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:47,224 I just saw somebody coming around the side of the house. 1046 01:09:47,308 --> 01:09:49,267 Where are Hoss and Perkins? I couldn't get them on the radio. 1047 01:09:49,352 --> 01:09:51,645 Whose blood is that? 1048 01:09:51,729 --> 01:09:55,107 It's... it's Kate's. We were just attacked. 1049 01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:57,109 - She's dead. - Where is she? 1050 01:09:57,193 --> 01:09:59,236 - Front door. - Show me. 1051 01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:00,362 Okay. 1052 01:10:04,492 --> 01:10:07,077 - Stay here. - Okay. 1053 01:10:11,582 --> 01:10:13,750 This is Deputy Hicks. 1054 01:10:13,835 --> 01:10:16,086 I've got a homicide at the Roberts residence. 1055 01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:19,089 - No sign of Perkins or Hoss. - Copy that, we'll try to locate them. 1056 01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:22,467 I'm so sorry... 1057 01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:29,307 Hey! 1058 01:10:29,392 --> 01:10:31,935 Halt! 1059 01:10:32,019 --> 01:10:35,647 You're gonna be fine, all right? I swear. 1060 01:10:35,732 --> 01:10:37,357 No more "on your own." 1061 01:10:37,442 --> 01:10:39,067 It's you and me, forever. 1062 01:10:39,152 --> 01:10:41,403 One, two, three. 1063 01:10:41,487 --> 01:10:43,613 Easy. 1064 01:10:43,698 --> 01:10:45,741 - Dewey? - Yeah? 1065 01:10:45,825 --> 01:10:48,785 Promise me somethin'. 1066 01:10:48,870 --> 01:10:49,953 Anything. 1067 01:10:50,037 --> 01:10:53,331 Catch that motherfucker. 1068 01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:56,293 Absolutely. I love you. 1069 01:10:56,377 --> 01:10:58,545 I love you. 1070 01:10:58,629 --> 01:11:02,799 You missed chaos. Utter chaos. 1071 01:11:02,884 --> 01:11:05,844 - I can't believe that. - The sheriff's wife, man! 1072 01:11:05,928 --> 01:11:07,971 She told us to cancel it, and we didn't, and now this? 1073 01:11:08,055 --> 01:11:09,765 - What are we supposed to do? - Robbie, calm down. 1074 01:11:09,849 --> 01:11:12,350 It makes sense. This is what the re-boots do. 1075 01:11:12,435 --> 01:11:14,144 They... they one-up the original ending. 1076 01:11:14,228 --> 01:11:17,397 The Woodsboro Murders ended at a party. So in the remake... 1077 01:11:17,482 --> 01:11:20,108 The party's the false ending. New rules. 1078 01:11:20,193 --> 01:11:22,068 Exactly. 1079 01:11:22,153 --> 01:11:24,404 Okay, no offense, guys, but I'm gonna put in "Stab 7." 1080 01:11:24,489 --> 01:11:27,199 - Nobody cancels my film festival. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1081 01:11:27,283 --> 01:11:29,409 I don't wanna watch that, not after what happened to Olivia. 1082 01:11:29,494 --> 01:11:31,661 Oh, come on, it was her favorite. 1083 01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:34,831 Oh, wow, Kirby. You got some classics here. 1084 01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:37,375 - Yup. - "Suspiria," "Don't Look Now." 1085 01:11:37,460 --> 01:11:39,002 You know it. 1086 01:11:39,086 --> 01:11:41,463 I could trivia your ass under the table, Cinema Boy. 1087 01:11:41,547 --> 01:11:44,382 Oh, yeah? Who played Leatherface first? 1088 01:11:44,467 --> 01:11:49,054 - Gunnar Hansen. - Wow. Did you feel that? 1089 01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:51,890 That charge that moved between us just then? 1090 01:11:51,974 --> 01:11:55,018 Oh, that was me. I have powers. 1091 01:11:55,102 --> 01:11:56,686 So sexy. 1092 01:11:56,771 --> 01:12:00,106 You guys are unbelievable. You're playing fuckin' trivia games? 1093 01:12:00,191 --> 01:12:02,818 The cops are gonna come for us. They're gonna shut down my website. 1094 01:12:02,902 --> 01:12:04,653 - We're so dead! - Yeah. I agree. 1095 01:12:04,737 --> 01:12:07,781 - Jesus Christ, where'd you come from? - The front door. 1096 01:12:07,865 --> 01:12:09,908 By the way, Kirby, with everything that's going on right now, 1097 01:12:09,992 --> 01:12:13,036 you probably shouldn't leave that unlocked. 1098 01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:14,913 Sorry. 1099 01:12:14,997 --> 01:12:18,500 And, um, may I ask what the hell you're doing here? 1100 01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:21,294 What? Didn't I find the after-party? 1101 01:12:21,379 --> 01:12:24,297 No, you found the anti-party, and it's invitation only. 1102 01:12:24,382 --> 01:12:27,592 Yeah, well, I got an invitation. From Jill. 1103 01:12:29,762 --> 01:12:33,807 - So, what's the story? - W... What? 1104 01:12:33,891 --> 01:12:38,311 You sent me a text message. "After-party at Kirby's house." 1105 01:12:38,396 --> 01:12:42,858 - I mean, it was from your phone. - What do you mean from my phone? 1106 01:12:42,942 --> 01:12:45,986 Where is my phone? I think I left it in your car. 1107 01:12:46,070 --> 01:12:50,574 I didn't text him. I didn't text you. 1108 01:12:50,658 --> 01:12:53,159 And I'll prove it. 1109 01:12:53,244 --> 01:12:56,121 So, Charlie, Robbie. 1110 01:12:56,205 --> 01:12:59,249 How's it feel to be an accessories to a crime, huh? 1111 01:12:59,333 --> 01:13:01,751 I mean, really, Dewey's wife? 1112 01:13:01,836 --> 01:13:02,961 My life is over. 1113 01:13:03,045 --> 01:13:06,006 So which one of you guys sent me a text message from Jill's phone, huh? 1114 01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:11,428 We're just supposed to accept that you're telling the truth? 1115 01:13:11,512 --> 01:13:14,598 Isn't your phone missing? 1116 01:13:14,682 --> 01:13:16,933 - Got a new one. - Really. 1117 01:13:17,018 --> 01:13:20,520 Oh, that's incredibly convenient. 1118 01:13:20,605 --> 01:13:22,814 - Dewey, it's Hicks. - What's up? 1119 01:13:22,899 --> 01:13:25,483 - Kate Roberts is dead. - Huh? 1120 01:13:25,568 --> 01:13:27,402 And Sidney fled the scene. 1121 01:13:27,486 --> 01:13:29,654 What? What happened to Kate? 1122 01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:31,740 She was stabbed just like the others. 1123 01:13:31,824 --> 01:13:34,701 - What about Jill? - No sign of her at all. 1124 01:13:34,785 --> 01:13:36,953 Where the hell were Hoss and Perkins? 1125 01:13:37,038 --> 01:13:39,956 They were found dead in their car two blocks away. 1126 01:13:40,041 --> 01:13:43,501 Multiple stab wounds. 1127 01:13:43,586 --> 01:13:45,545 Okay. 1128 01:13:45,630 --> 01:13:47,339 I'm on my way. 1129 01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:48,965 Yes, sir. 1130 01:13:55,723 --> 01:13:58,767 Wrong number. 1131 01:13:58,851 --> 01:14:00,644 - Who was that? - Oh, nobody. 1132 01:14:00,728 --> 01:14:03,813 - Did you pick a movie? - Yeah. We're gonna go scary. 1133 01:14:03,898 --> 01:14:06,441 - "Saw 4." - Ugh, I saw that in theaters. 1134 01:14:06,525 --> 01:14:08,818 It sucks. It's not scary, it's gross... 1135 01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:36,763 Charlie, you want to sit over here next to me? 1136 01:14:36,847 --> 01:14:39,224 All right. 1137 01:14:43,896 --> 01:14:49,901 All right, get ready for a "Hall Pass" with Robbie Mercer extra. 1138 01:14:49,986 --> 01:14:54,322 Now tonight, there is a good chance that Charlie Walker, 1139 01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:59,077 yes, my Charlie Walker, may get lucky with a girl. 1140 01:14:59,161 --> 01:15:04,082 Now I'm unable to, uh, divulge my exact location, however, 1141 01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:10,922 suffice it to say, Woodsboro High may be in store for some geek history. 1142 01:15:11,007 --> 01:15:14,759 We'll see. 1143 01:15:26,564 --> 01:15:27,605 Hello? 1144 01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:32,277 Who's there? 1145 01:15:37,408 --> 01:15:39,367 Oh, my God... 1146 01:15:52,965 --> 01:15:56,009 - Where are you going? - To make sure the front door is locked. 1147 01:15:57,970 --> 01:16:00,388 No. Don't open it... 1148 01:16:03,434 --> 01:16:06,603 - Hey, Charlie? - Yeah? 1149 01:16:06,687 --> 01:16:10,982 I'm sorry, I know you're into the movie and all, 1150 01:16:11,067 --> 01:16:14,027 but now would be a really good time to make a move. 1151 01:16:15,362 --> 01:16:17,906 For... me to make a move? 1152 01:16:17,990 --> 01:16:19,866 Mm-hmm. 1153 01:16:19,950 --> 01:16:22,869 Couldn't you make a move? 1154 01:16:22,953 --> 01:16:25,121 I just did. 1155 01:16:25,206 --> 01:16:28,666 'Cause you're actually pretty cute. 1156 01:16:28,751 --> 01:16:34,506 Especially when I'm scared and... lonely... and drunk. 1157 01:16:37,426 --> 01:16:40,887 Hey, guys, did... did you see Jill come in? 1158 01:16:40,971 --> 01:16:43,056 I didn't see her outside. 1159 01:16:43,140 --> 01:16:45,558 Yes, Trevor, she is upstairs. 1160 01:16:45,643 --> 01:16:49,270 Thank God you're here to protect her when you can't even find her. 1161 01:16:49,355 --> 01:16:51,856 There's nobody out here. 1162 01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:54,943 Oh, dude, I love this part of the movie. 1163 01:16:55,027 --> 01:16:56,694 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1164 01:16:56,779 --> 01:17:01,116 Just when you think they're all safe and comfortable in the house... 1165 01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:03,284 Ghostface comes in, and, bam! 1166 01:17:07,373 --> 01:17:09,958 Did I just interrupt something right here? 1167 01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:14,129 Shut the fuck up. 1168 01:17:14,213 --> 01:17:16,381 Who invited you, Trevor?! 1169 01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:19,926 All right. Clearly not you. 1170 01:17:20,010 --> 01:17:23,721 Wow. I'm gonna be upstairs. 1171 01:17:23,806 --> 01:17:26,432 Get out of my house! 1172 01:17:28,561 --> 01:17:30,979 Yeah, yeah. 1173 01:17:31,063 --> 01:17:34,732 Okay, I'm a little drunk, so don't blame your internet connection. 1174 01:17:34,817 --> 01:17:38,570 Let's see what Charlie's up to, shall we? 1175 01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:41,823 Or the saga of Trevor and Jill. 1176 01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:43,741 Oh, the intrigue of Woodsboro High. 1177 01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:46,327 Who needs a killer around when there's so much drama? 1178 01:17:59,258 --> 01:18:02,135 Oh, man. 1179 01:18:04,972 --> 01:18:06,389 That's better. 1180 01:18:10,311 --> 01:18:11,561 Aah! 1181 01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:17,775 Agh! 1182 01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:23,573 Wait, no, you can't! You can't! There's rules! 1183 01:18:23,657 --> 01:18:25,658 I... I'm gay! I'm gay! 1184 01:18:25,743 --> 01:18:28,661 I mean, if it helps. 1185 01:18:35,169 --> 01:18:37,337 ...random girl who gets a call 1186 01:18:37,421 --> 01:18:38,922 that undoubtedly ends up getting her killed. 1187 01:18:39,006 --> 01:18:41,257 It's all so predictable. There's no element of surprise. 1188 01:18:41,342 --> 01:18:42,800 You can see ev... 1189 01:18:56,941 --> 01:18:58,191 Kirby! 1190 01:18:58,275 --> 01:19:00,526 I found my phone. It was up in your room. 1191 01:19:00,611 --> 01:19:02,612 There was no text message sent to Trevor. 1192 01:19:02,696 --> 01:19:07,116 He is such a liar. Where is he? 1193 01:19:07,201 --> 01:19:10,453 What do you mean where is he? He just went upstairs looking for you. 1194 01:19:10,537 --> 01:19:13,456 He's not upstairs. 1195 01:19:13,540 --> 01:19:14,832 Trevor? 1196 01:19:17,127 --> 01:19:19,963 Charlie? Robbie? 1197 01:19:20,047 --> 01:19:22,257 Maybe they're outside. 1198 01:19:22,341 --> 01:19:23,549 Jill. 1199 01:19:23,634 --> 01:19:25,760 Sidney, I... I'm sorry, I should've told you and Mom where I was going... 1200 01:19:25,844 --> 01:19:28,096 No, it's okay. It's just, I... I need you to come with me, 1201 01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:30,390 Come with me right now, okay? 1202 01:19:30,474 --> 01:19:32,642 Run. 1203 01:19:32,726 --> 01:19:34,435 Robbie! 1204 01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:38,982 Go! 1205 01:19:41,151 --> 01:19:44,570 Sidney! 1206 01:19:44,655 --> 01:19:45,863 Come on! 1207 01:19:49,243 --> 01:19:51,828 - The balcony! - There's no other way out? 1208 01:19:51,912 --> 01:19:54,455 We can jump. 1209 01:19:54,540 --> 01:19:57,000 It's two stories. Where's your cell? 1210 01:19:57,084 --> 01:19:58,334 - Uh, here. - Get under the bed! 1211 01:19:58,419 --> 01:20:00,253 - What? - Just do what I say! Get under the bed. 1212 01:20:00,337 --> 01:20:02,130 Don't make a sound and don't come out until I come get you, okay? 1213 01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:04,340 - Just trust me. - Okay. 1214 01:20:11,432 --> 01:20:14,350 You got it? You're okay? Jill, run! 1215 01:20:14,435 --> 01:20:16,436 Just keep running, get help! 1216 01:20:41,253 --> 01:20:42,795 - Hello? - Dewey! 1217 01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:45,089 - Sidney, where are you? - I'm at Kirby's. 1218 01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:46,674 The killer is here. I need your help. 1219 01:20:46,759 --> 01:20:48,676 - I'm on my way. - Okay. 1220 01:20:51,096 --> 01:20:53,181 Sidney? Sidney! 1221 01:20:53,265 --> 01:20:56,017 I need all units to 329 Whispering Lane. 1222 01:20:56,101 --> 01:20:58,478 All units, 329 Whispering Lane! 1223 01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:19,624 Sorry. It's just me. 1224 01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:22,126 Look, I tried to call 911, but the landline's dead, 1225 01:21:22,211 --> 01:21:24,796 ...and someone smashed the router - I think I got through on my cell. 1226 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:27,006 Where's Jill? 1227 01:21:27,091 --> 01:21:30,218 Oh, God. Go, go, go, go. 1228 01:21:33,222 --> 01:21:36,015 There's a room down here. We can lock ourselves in. 1229 01:21:36,100 --> 01:21:38,393 I heard you yelling to Jill. Did she get away? 1230 01:21:38,477 --> 01:21:40,019 I think she's safe. 1231 01:21:47,486 --> 01:21:50,947 - Kirby, let me in! - Charlie. 1232 01:21:51,031 --> 01:21:53,950 No. No, no, no, no. 1233 01:21:54,034 --> 01:21:55,993 I just found Robbie. This... this is his blood. 1234 01:21:56,078 --> 01:21:58,746 Please. Please. There is someone else out here. 1235 01:21:58,831 --> 01:21:59,914 Let me in! 1236 01:21:59,998 --> 01:22:01,958 If you can't trust him, don't open the door. 1237 01:22:02,042 --> 01:22:05,128 My God, let me in! 1238 01:22:05,212 --> 01:22:06,546 Get away from the door, Charlie. 1239 01:22:06,630 --> 01:22:08,673 Kirby, it is me. Please let me in! 1240 01:22:08,757 --> 01:22:10,842 Get away from the door, Charlie. 1241 01:22:10,926 --> 01:22:13,219 It's me! 1242 01:22:13,303 --> 01:22:16,055 I'm sorry, I can't. 1243 01:22:16,140 --> 01:22:19,475 - What the fuck?! - I'm sorry. 1244 01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:21,352 Behind you! Look out! 1245 01:22:24,898 --> 01:22:26,566 No! No, no, no! 1246 01:22:26,650 --> 01:22:29,402 Kirby! 1247 01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:42,123 Oh, God, no, please. 1248 01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:45,376 Leave him alone! 1249 01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:50,882 It's Charlie's phone. 1250 01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:54,469 Tell Sidney heads are gonna roll tonight. 1251 01:22:54,553 --> 01:22:56,304 Tell Sidney it's all because of her. 1252 01:22:56,388 --> 01:23:01,058 Or maybe she wants to take his place. I promise to be quick. 1253 01:23:01,143 --> 01:23:03,352 - It's him. - Okay, okay. I'm gonna get Jill. 1254 01:23:03,437 --> 01:23:05,646 We should be in the same place. Just... just keep him on the phone. 1255 01:23:05,731 --> 01:23:09,066 I'll be right back, okay? 1256 01:23:09,151 --> 01:23:11,486 Let him go, please. 1257 01:23:11,570 --> 01:23:13,863 I hear you like horror movies, Kirby. 1258 01:23:13,947 --> 01:23:16,532 But do you like 'em as much as him? 1259 01:23:16,617 --> 01:23:19,702 Forget watching "Stab." You get to live it. 1260 01:23:19,786 --> 01:23:23,247 No, no, no, no, no! He's the expert! It's not me! 1261 01:23:23,332 --> 01:23:25,583 Warm-up question: Jason's weapon? 1262 01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:27,835 Uh, it's a machete. 1263 01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:31,088 There, you see? You do know the genre. 1264 01:23:31,173 --> 01:23:34,133 - Michael Myers? - Uh, butcher knife. 1265 01:23:34,218 --> 01:23:37,011 - Leatherface? - A chainsaw. Please! 1266 01:23:37,095 --> 01:23:38,304 Just ask Sidney if you need some help. 1267 01:23:38,388 --> 01:23:40,890 - Freddy Krueger?! - Uh, uh, razor hands. 1268 01:23:40,974 --> 01:23:43,434 Name the movie that started the slasher craze. 1269 01:23:43,519 --> 01:23:46,354 "Halloween," "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," "Last House on the Left," or "Psycho"? 1270 01:23:46,438 --> 01:23:49,023 - "Psycho"! - None of the above! 1271 01:23:49,107 --> 01:23:51,442 "Peeping Tom," 1960, directed by Michael Powell. 1272 01:23:51,527 --> 01:23:54,654 First movie to ever put the audience in the killer's POV. 1273 01:23:54,738 --> 01:23:56,906 What? Wait. No, no, no. 1274 01:23:56,990 --> 01:23:59,742 Please, just ask me one more question! Just one more! 1275 01:23:59,826 --> 01:24:02,119 All right, Kirby. 1276 01:24:02,204 --> 01:24:05,540 Then it's time for your last-chance question. 1277 01:24:05,624 --> 01:24:10,503 Name the remake of the groundbreaking horror movie in which the villain... 1278 01:24:10,587 --> 01:24:13,256 Uh, "Halloween," uh, "Texas Chainsaw," "Dawn Of The Dead," 1279 01:24:13,340 --> 01:24:15,758 "The Hills Have Eyes," "Amityville Horror," 1280 01:24:15,842 --> 01:24:18,261 uh, "Last House On The Left," "Friday The Thirteenth," 1281 01:24:18,345 --> 01:24:20,680 "A Nightmare On Elm Street," "My Bloody Valentine," 1282 01:24:20,764 --> 01:24:23,808 "When A Stranger Calls," "Prom Night," "Black Christmas," 1283 01:24:23,892 --> 01:24:28,145 "House Of Wax," "The Fog," uh, "Piranha." 1284 01:24:28,230 --> 01:24:31,107 It's one of those, right? Right? 1285 01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:39,949 I got it right. 1286 01:24:40,033 --> 01:24:41,909 I was fucking right. 1287 01:24:41,994 --> 01:24:43,411 Jill? 1288 01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:57,842 I won, Charlie. I fucking won. 1289 01:24:57,926 --> 01:25:01,053 I won. He tried to beat me, but I fucking won. 1290 01:25:01,138 --> 01:25:03,097 Great, Kirby. 1291 01:25:03,181 --> 01:25:07,226 Hold on. Okay. Almost there. 1292 01:25:07,311 --> 01:25:10,271 Just hang tight. Okay. Okay. 1293 01:25:10,355 --> 01:25:11,814 - All right. - Kirby? 1294 01:25:11,898 --> 01:25:13,608 - Yeah? - This is making a move. 1295 01:25:17,195 --> 01:25:19,905 Four years of classes together, and you notice me now? 1296 01:25:19,990 --> 01:25:22,199 Stupid bitch! 1297 01:25:22,284 --> 01:25:24,577 It's too late! 1298 01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:26,245 Shh. Shh. 1299 01:25:26,330 --> 01:25:28,456 Oh, I know, I know. 1300 01:25:28,540 --> 01:25:30,416 It's okay. Take your time. 1301 01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:32,835 Doesn't happen as fast as it does in the movies, I know. 1302 01:25:32,919 --> 01:25:36,297 C... Charlie... 1303 01:25:36,381 --> 01:25:38,215 Charlie... 1304 01:26:02,658 --> 01:26:03,991 Kirby? 1305 01:26:07,496 --> 01:26:10,873 You know, you learn a lot when you watch movies over and over. 1306 01:26:10,957 --> 01:26:13,709 All the plots are about trying to kill you. 1307 01:26:13,794 --> 01:26:15,461 Where's Jill? 1308 01:26:15,545 --> 01:26:17,755 Oh, you think she's gonna get away? 1309 01:26:17,839 --> 01:26:19,215 You think anyone gets away? 1310 01:26:29,518 --> 01:26:32,603 - Jill? - Hello, Sidney. 1311 01:26:32,688 --> 01:26:33,771 Surprised? 1312 01:26:33,855 --> 01:26:35,981 Watch this. 1313 01:26:36,066 --> 01:26:42,571 This is the part, my dear cousin, when the cameras turn off. 1314 01:26:45,784 --> 01:26:47,410 Charlie? 1315 01:26:47,494 --> 01:26:49,078 Already taken care of. 1316 01:26:49,162 --> 01:26:51,831 Man, I got great footage of my Robbie kill. 1317 01:26:51,915 --> 01:26:54,125 Better than Jenny and Marnie or Olivia even. 1318 01:26:54,209 --> 01:26:57,211 Good, we'll cut and upload it later and make it all traceable to Trevor. 1319 01:26:57,295 --> 01:26:58,921 Speaking of which... 1320 01:27:01,842 --> 01:27:04,719 - Remind you of anything? - Jill, please... 1321 01:27:04,803 --> 01:27:06,554 Shut up! Dick. 1322 01:27:06,638 --> 01:27:08,180 Everything I learned, I learned from you. 1323 01:27:08,265 --> 01:27:10,808 You think you had a shitty boyfriend, Sidney? 1324 01:27:10,892 --> 01:27:16,564 Here's one that fucks you, dumps you, and doesn't even make you famous. 1325 01:27:16,648 --> 01:27:19,608 Agh! What the fuck, Jill? I loved you! 1326 01:27:19,693 --> 01:27:22,069 Shut the fuck up already! 1327 01:27:22,154 --> 01:27:24,238 Agh! Aagh! 1328 01:27:24,322 --> 01:27:26,782 I'm sure those cops would want you to have this, Jill. 1329 01:27:26,867 --> 01:27:28,242 For your protection. 1330 01:27:28,326 --> 01:27:29,952 No. 1331 01:27:30,036 --> 01:27:34,623 Baby, please... baby, please... 1332 01:27:34,708 --> 01:27:37,001 Shouldn't have killed all these people, Trev. 1333 01:27:37,085 --> 01:27:39,378 Gone and put it on video even. 1334 01:27:39,463 --> 01:27:41,547 But it means a lot that you did it for me. 1335 01:27:41,631 --> 01:27:43,758 What the fuck are you talking about?! 1336 01:27:43,842 --> 01:27:47,511 I am not the girl you cheat on. 1337 01:27:47,596 --> 01:27:51,932 Aagh! Aaaagh! 1338 01:27:52,017 --> 01:27:54,477 I've gone through everything. We're definitely good on timeline. 1339 01:27:54,561 --> 01:27:57,229 Oh, yeah. We're perfect. 1340 01:27:57,314 --> 01:27:59,732 No, no, no, please! 1341 01:27:59,816 --> 01:28:03,277 You should keep quiet. 1342 01:28:06,239 --> 01:28:08,365 Ready for act three? 1343 01:28:08,450 --> 01:28:10,910 Got it figured out yet, Sidney? 1344 01:28:10,994 --> 01:28:12,453 In keeping with our remake theme, 1345 01:28:12,537 --> 01:28:15,164 Trevor's this generation's Billy Loomis, 1346 01:28:15,248 --> 01:28:18,501 and we're the innocent victims, Sidney and Randy. 1347 01:28:18,585 --> 01:28:22,171 See, with you, the world just heard about what happened. 1348 01:28:22,255 --> 01:28:25,216 But with us, they're gonna see it. 1349 01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:29,178 It's gonna be a worldwide sensation. I mean, people gotta see this shit. 1350 01:28:29,262 --> 01:28:32,515 It's not like anyone reads anymore. 1351 01:28:32,599 --> 01:28:38,979 We're gonna know fame like you never even dreamed of. 1352 01:28:39,064 --> 01:28:41,357 Last two teenagers standing. 1353 01:28:41,441 --> 01:28:44,068 This time Randy gets the girl. 1354 01:28:49,533 --> 01:28:52,409 You were amazing. You're the perfect victim. 1355 01:28:52,494 --> 01:28:56,080 I was so believable today, wasn't I? 1356 01:28:56,164 --> 01:29:00,668 I mean, I told so many lies that I actually started to believe them. 1357 01:29:00,752 --> 01:29:02,962 I really think that I was born for this. 1358 01:29:03,046 --> 01:29:04,755 How could you do this? 1359 01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:09,927 Do you know what it was like growing up in this family? 1360 01:29:10,011 --> 01:29:12,346 Related to you? 1361 01:29:12,430 --> 01:29:15,266 I mean, all I ever heard was Sidney this 1362 01:29:15,350 --> 01:29:18,602 and Sidney that and Sidney, Sidney, Sidney. 1363 01:29:18,687 --> 01:29:22,147 You were always just so fucking special! 1364 01:29:22,232 --> 01:29:23,983 Well, now I'm the special one. 1365 01:29:24,067 --> 01:29:26,318 You'll slip. They always do. 1366 01:29:26,403 --> 01:29:28,654 Hm. Come on, Charlie, let's get on with this. 1367 01:29:31,783 --> 01:29:36,120 You have to be strong. And hold still, okay? 1368 01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:39,582 Yeah. Yeah, old school, like Billy and Stu. 1369 01:29:39,666 --> 01:29:41,792 Come on, baby, get it up! 1370 01:29:41,877 --> 01:29:45,421 Come on. Shoulder me! Shoulder me! Shoulder me! 1371 01:29:45,505 --> 01:29:47,339 Get it up! 1372 01:29:50,969 --> 01:29:54,305 The heart... That's not the way we rehearsed it. 1373 01:29:54,389 --> 01:29:58,017 You said it, Charlie. Billy and Stu, Trevor and you. 1374 01:29:58,101 --> 01:30:03,647 What the media really loves, baby, is a sole survivor. 1375 01:30:03,732 --> 01:30:05,900 Just ask you-know-who. 1376 01:30:05,984 --> 01:30:10,696 Trevor was your partner. But you, you were the idea man. 1377 01:30:20,165 --> 01:30:22,458 Even your friends. 1378 01:30:22,542 --> 01:30:25,210 My friends? 1379 01:30:25,295 --> 01:30:27,254 What world are you living in? 1380 01:30:27,339 --> 01:30:29,089 I don't need friends. 1381 01:30:29,174 --> 01:30:31,467 I need fans. 1382 01:30:31,551 --> 01:30:32,968 Don't you get it?! 1383 01:30:33,053 --> 01:30:36,680 This has never been about killing you. 1384 01:30:36,765 --> 01:30:39,808 It's about... becoming you. 1385 01:30:39,893 --> 01:30:42,603 I mean, for fuck's sake, my own mother had to die... 1386 01:30:42,687 --> 01:30:46,565 no great loss there... so I could stay true to the original. 1387 01:30:46,650 --> 01:30:48,567 That's sick, right? 1388 01:30:48,652 --> 01:30:51,946 Well, sick is the new sane. 1389 01:30:52,030 --> 01:30:53,697 You had your fifteen minutes. 1390 01:30:53,782 --> 01:30:55,532 Now I want mine! 1391 01:30:55,617 --> 01:30:59,119 I mean, what am I supposed to do? Go to college? 1392 01:30:59,204 --> 01:31:01,705 Grad school? Work? 1393 01:31:01,790 --> 01:31:03,248 Look around. 1394 01:31:03,333 --> 01:31:05,542 We all live in public now, we're all on the Internet. 1395 01:31:05,627 --> 01:31:08,879 How do you think people become famous anymore? 1396 01:31:08,964 --> 01:31:12,841 You don't have to achieve anything. 1397 01:31:12,926 --> 01:31:16,095 You just gotta have fucked-up shit happen to you. 1398 01:31:16,179 --> 01:31:19,139 So, you do have to die, Sid. 1399 01:31:19,224 --> 01:31:23,268 Those are the rules. New movie, new franchise. 1400 01:31:23,353 --> 01:31:26,021 There's only room for one lead, and let's face it, 1401 01:31:26,106 --> 01:31:29,108 your ing�nue days, they're over. 1402 01:31:35,448 --> 01:31:37,449 Don't tell me you didn't know this day would come. 1403 01:32:35,633 --> 01:32:37,259 Aah! 1404 01:32:57,739 --> 01:33:00,032 Oh, fuck! 1405 01:34:19,612 --> 01:34:22,990 Come on, let's move it! 1406 01:34:29,539 --> 01:34:31,039 He's gone. 1407 01:34:31,124 --> 01:34:34,042 Check the rooms, both sides and upstairs. 1408 01:34:34,127 --> 01:34:35,210 Yes, ma'am. 1409 01:34:52,562 --> 01:34:54,771 Jill, can you give us a description of the murderer? 1410 01:35:08,786 --> 01:35:11,205 Jill! How does it feel to be a hero? 1411 01:35:18,755 --> 01:35:22,507 It's okay. You're gonna be okay. 1412 01:35:22,592 --> 01:35:26,970 Jill. You made it. That's all that matters. 1413 01:35:27,055 --> 01:35:29,473 Trevor, Charlie, they tried to kill me. 1414 01:35:29,557 --> 01:35:34,186 And I heard they killed my mom. And... and Robbie and Kirby, too. 1415 01:35:34,270 --> 01:35:36,939 Shh. Just lay back. 1416 01:35:37,023 --> 01:35:39,816 Try to rest. 1417 01:35:39,901 --> 01:35:41,568 Is... is your wife... 1418 01:35:43,529 --> 01:35:47,324 She's gonna be fine. She's recovering. 1419 01:35:47,408 --> 01:35:51,536 If I ever write a book one day, I'd... I'd want her to write it with me. 1420 01:35:51,621 --> 01:35:56,250 We'd be a good team with our matching wounds and all. 1421 01:35:57,877 --> 01:36:01,755 We're survivors now. 1422 01:36:01,839 --> 01:36:04,549 I just wish Sidney was, too. 1423 01:36:04,634 --> 01:36:06,802 Jill... 1424 01:36:06,886 --> 01:36:08,929 they're not sure yet. 1425 01:36:09,013 --> 01:36:11,473 It's still touch and go. 1426 01:36:11,557 --> 01:36:13,183 But she's in ICU. 1427 01:36:13,268 --> 01:36:17,354 And they think Sidney just might make it. 1428 01:36:17,438 --> 01:36:19,314 What? 1429 01:36:19,399 --> 01:36:21,650 But... but I saw Trevor kill her. 1430 01:36:21,734 --> 01:36:24,403 Look, we don't know yet. 1431 01:36:24,487 --> 01:36:26,238 But she's hanging on. 1432 01:36:29,492 --> 01:36:31,618 I... I... I wanna see her. 1433 01:36:31,703 --> 01:36:34,454 She's not awake yet. 1434 01:36:34,539 --> 01:36:37,082 And she may not remember anything. 1435 01:36:37,166 --> 01:36:39,543 You'll to help her with that. 1436 01:36:39,627 --> 01:36:43,005 All in time. Just get some rest now, okay? 1437 01:36:44,716 --> 01:36:46,258 Your attention, please. 1438 01:36:46,342 --> 01:36:49,928 There will be a mandatory meeting for all non-emergency personnel 1439 01:36:50,013 --> 01:36:53,098 in the basement conference room in five minutes. 1440 01:37:08,114 --> 01:37:12,409 There will be a mandatory meeting for all non-emergency personnel 1441 01:37:12,493 --> 01:37:15,579 in the basement conference room in five minutes. 1442 01:37:31,888 --> 01:37:34,598 She gonna be okay? 1443 01:37:34,682 --> 01:37:37,351 Yeah. She's a strong kid. 1444 01:37:37,435 --> 01:37:40,103 She's gonna have to be. 1445 01:37:40,188 --> 01:37:43,190 She asked if you were okay. 1446 01:37:43,274 --> 01:37:48,028 She thinks you guys should write a book together with your matching wounds. 1447 01:37:48,112 --> 01:37:49,988 Why, she was stabbed in the shoulder? 1448 01:37:53,993 --> 01:37:56,036 How did she know I was, too? 1449 01:38:01,167 --> 01:38:02,959 Damn it! 1450 01:38:08,883 --> 01:38:10,926 You just won't die, will ya? 1451 01:38:11,010 --> 01:38:13,553 Who are you? 1452 01:38:13,638 --> 01:38:15,514 Michael fucking Myers? 1453 01:38:17,016 --> 01:38:19,017 Yeah, I don't think so. 1454 01:38:23,439 --> 01:38:25,857 Fucking die already! 1455 01:38:28,194 --> 01:38:31,446 Aagh! Aah! 1456 01:38:48,881 --> 01:38:50,507 How are those stitches? 1457 01:38:50,591 --> 01:38:52,300 Aagh! 1458 01:38:53,803 --> 01:38:56,596 Sidney! 1459 01:39:00,560 --> 01:39:03,395 Hicks, get up to Sidney Prescott's room and call for back-up! 1460 01:39:03,479 --> 01:39:04,980 Be right up, sir! 1461 01:39:12,321 --> 01:39:13,947 Sid! 1462 01:39:15,408 --> 01:39:17,075 - Sid... - Dewey! 1463 01:39:35,261 --> 01:39:37,554 Is this how it's gonna be, Sid? 1464 01:39:37,638 --> 01:39:39,723 The ending of the movie was supposed to be at the house. 1465 01:39:39,807 --> 01:39:42,100 I mean, this is just silly. 1466 01:39:42,185 --> 01:39:45,270 Consider this an alternate ending. 1467 01:39:45,354 --> 01:39:47,689 You're never gonna get out of this, Jill. 1468 01:39:47,773 --> 01:39:49,566 - Of course I will. - Dewey! 1469 01:39:49,650 --> 01:39:52,527 Sid? 1470 01:39:52,612 --> 01:39:56,072 Easy. Okay, okay. 1471 01:39:56,157 --> 01:39:57,491 What about the book? 1472 01:39:57,575 --> 01:39:59,868 Looks like I'll just have to write it myself. 1473 01:39:59,952 --> 01:40:02,120 Yah! 1474 01:40:02,205 --> 01:40:03,622 - God damn it! - Ohh! 1475 01:40:03,706 --> 01:40:08,001 Don't even think about shooting or I'll blow Dewey's head off. 1476 01:40:08,085 --> 01:40:11,338 You think I won't do it? Gimme your gun! 1477 01:40:11,422 --> 01:40:13,715 Do it. 1478 01:40:13,799 --> 01:40:15,675 You heard her. 1479 01:40:23,559 --> 01:40:26,394 You just had to be the hero, huh? 1480 01:40:26,479 --> 01:40:28,146 Gimme your gun. 1481 01:40:28,231 --> 01:40:29,940 Give it to her. 1482 01:40:30,024 --> 01:40:32,651 What are you, deaf? 1483 01:40:32,735 --> 01:40:35,362 Give me... your gun! 1484 01:40:42,328 --> 01:40:46,122 Now get up. 1485 01:40:46,207 --> 01:40:47,916 And keep your hands over your head. 1486 01:40:48,000 --> 01:40:49,251 Don't do anything stu... 1487 01:40:50,795 --> 01:40:53,755 Don't fucking tell me what to do. 1488 01:40:53,839 --> 01:40:55,882 Oh, God. 1489 01:40:55,967 --> 01:40:57,509 Now get up, bitch. 1490 01:40:57,593 --> 01:41:00,095 Okay. 1491 01:41:00,179 --> 01:41:01,638 Get up! 1492 01:41:01,722 --> 01:41:04,516 - Now! - Okay. 1493 01:41:04,600 --> 01:41:08,687 She's not gonna help you. Come on. 1494 01:41:08,771 --> 01:41:11,606 Neither is he. 1495 01:41:11,691 --> 01:41:14,776 Dewey? 1496 01:41:14,860 --> 01:41:18,029 Let's go. Get your skinny ass out here. 1497 01:41:18,114 --> 01:41:21,199 Okay. 1498 01:41:21,284 --> 01:41:25,370 I'm gonna enjoy blowing your head off. 1499 01:41:25,454 --> 01:41:29,457 Okay, but can I just... 1500 01:41:29,542 --> 01:41:31,710 have one final word? 1501 01:41:31,794 --> 01:41:35,922 What? "Please"? 1502 01:41:36,007 --> 01:41:39,467 No. 1503 01:41:39,552 --> 01:41:41,928 - Clear. - "Clear"? 1504 01:41:42,013 --> 01:41:43,388 Clear. 1505 01:41:48,728 --> 01:41:51,021 You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill. 1506 01:41:51,105 --> 01:41:53,607 Don't fuck with the original. 1507 01:41:56,944 --> 01:41:59,613 Oh, my God, Dewey. 1508 01:41:59,697 --> 01:42:01,489 What hit me? 1509 01:42:01,574 --> 01:42:04,951 Don't ask. 1510 01:42:05,036 --> 01:42:06,703 You okay? 1511 01:42:09,874 --> 01:42:12,709 She was standing right behind me. 1512 01:42:12,793 --> 01:42:16,171 They always are. 1513 01:42:28,184 --> 01:42:29,309 Oh, God. 1514 01:42:29,393 --> 01:42:32,187 Nice one. 1515 01:42:32,271 --> 01:42:35,482 Hicks? You're alive? 1516 01:42:37,568 --> 01:42:40,278 Wear the vest, save your chest. 1517 01:42:42,657 --> 01:42:46,660 We got two officers down. Several injuries. 1518 01:42:46,744 --> 01:42:50,121 - And a new suspect. - Sheriff? Sheriff... 1519 01:42:50,206 --> 01:42:53,958 We need a doctor, goddamn it! 1520 01:42:54,043 --> 01:42:56,753 I don't know about you, but I feel a whole lot better. 1521 01:42:56,837 --> 01:43:00,006 Where the hell is everybody?! 1522 01:43:00,091 --> 01:43:02,509 We're live at Woodsboro Community Hospital, 1523 01:43:02,593 --> 01:43:06,388 awaiting a first public statement from Jill Roberts, survivor. 1524 01:43:06,472 --> 01:43:10,934 ...a survivor of what is now being called the Woodsboro Massacre Re-boot. 1525 01:43:11,018 --> 01:43:14,396 Jill Roberts is her name, a name the whole world will now know. 1526 01:43:14,480 --> 01:43:16,731 ...who single-handedly put a stop 1527 01:43:16,816 --> 01:43:19,651 to this 21st-Century Woodsboro killing spree. 1528 01:43:19,735 --> 01:43:21,695 Jill Roberts of Woodsboro, 1529 01:43:21,779 --> 01:43:24,864 a girl who's lifted all our spirits tonight, 1530 01:43:24,949 --> 01:43:28,410 an American hero, right out of the movies. 1531 01:43:43,134 --> 01:43:45,468 You better believe in karma 1532 01:43:45,553 --> 01:43:48,012 Baby, it's gonna sting 1533 01:43:48,097 --> 01:43:50,724 The wheel of life's gonna do you in 1534 01:43:50,808 --> 01:43:53,685 So I don't really have to do a thing 1535 01:43:53,769 --> 01:43:56,104 You made me drink the Kool-Aid 1536 01:43:56,188 --> 01:43:58,732 You tricked me into thinkin' that Jill means Jack 1537 01:43:58,816 --> 01:44:01,401 You are the firstborn of the Devil 1538 01:44:01,485 --> 01:44:04,154 But even he ain't takin' you back, back, yeah 1539 01:44:04,238 --> 01:44:05,321 Bad karma 1540 01:44:05,406 --> 01:44:07,198 Oh! Yeah! 1541 01:44:07,283 --> 01:44:09,325 Baby, that's what you got 1542 01:44:09,410 --> 01:44:10,535 Bad karma 1543 01:44:10,619 --> 01:44:12,203 Oh! Yeah! 1544 01:44:12,288 --> 01:44:15,123 Whether you believe it or not 1545 01:44:15,207 --> 01:44:17,542 The universe is gonna getcha 1546 01:44:17,626 --> 01:44:21,129 You'll be scratchin' the seven-year itch 1547 01:44:21,213 --> 01:44:25,008 You know what I think? 1548 01:44:25,092 --> 01:44:26,801 Bad karma's a bitch 1549 01:44:26,886 --> 01:44:29,262 Ba da da da da-da da-da 1550 01:44:29,346 --> 01:44:31,931 Ba-da da da da da 1551 01:44:32,016 --> 01:44:34,642 Ba da da da da-da da-da 1552 01:44:34,727 --> 01:44:37,437 Ba-da da da da da 1553 01:44:37,521 --> 01:44:40,231 Ba da da da da-da da-da 1554 01:44:40,316 --> 01:44:42,942 Ba-da da da da da 1555 01:44:43,027 --> 01:44:45,487 Ba da da da da-da da-da 1556 01:44:45,571 --> 01:44:47,697 Ba-da da da da da 1557 01:44:47,782 --> 01:44:50,200 You better believe in karma 1558 01:44:50,284 --> 01:44:52,744 Just look at the sorry shape you're in 1559 01:44:52,828 --> 01:44:55,371 There's a doll with your name and your gloomy face 1560 01:44:55,456 --> 01:44:58,416 At the department of doing a rush on your case 1561 01:44:58,501 --> 01:45:00,752 You better believe in voodoo, babe 1562 01:45:00,836 --> 01:45:03,421 I got a long list of your sins 1563 01:45:03,506 --> 01:45:06,132 There's a word you might have heard called payback 1564 01:45:06,217 --> 01:45:08,301 And I'm runnin' out of pins 1565 01:45:08,385 --> 01:45:10,053 Bad karma 1566 01:45:10,137 --> 01:45:11,763 Oh! Yeah! 1567 01:45:11,847 --> 01:45:13,765 Baby, that's what you got 1568 01:45:13,849 --> 01:45:15,266 Bad karma 1569 01:45:15,351 --> 01:45:17,143 Oh! Yeah! 1570 01:45:17,228 --> 01:45:19,854 Whether you believe it or not 1571 01:45:19,939 --> 01:45:22,357 The universe is gonna getcha 1572 01:45:22,441 --> 01:45:26,402 You'll be scratchin' the seven-year itch 1573 01:45:26,487 --> 01:45:29,531 You know what I think? 1574 01:45:29,615 --> 01:45:31,324 Yeah, bad karma's a bitch 1575 01:45:31,408 --> 01:45:33,993 Ba da da da da-da da-da 1576 01:45:34,078 --> 01:45:36,788 Ba-da da da da da Bad karma's a bitch 1577 01:45:36,872 --> 01:45:39,415 Ba da da da da-da da-da 1578 01:45:39,500 --> 01:45:44,254 Ba-da da da da da 1579 01:45:58,853 --> 01:46:03,648 I don't have no sympathy, girl 1580 01:46:03,732 --> 01:46:08,570 That's the last you're giving, I'm sure 1581 01:46:08,654 --> 01:46:10,905 All the time I'm trying to 1582 01:46:10,990 --> 01:46:13,408 Be the man you want me to 1583 01:46:13,492 --> 01:46:17,078 But all I ever get from you is silence 1584 01:46:17,162 --> 01:46:18,246 Silence 1585 01:46:18,330 --> 01:46:19,414 I'm on fire 1586 01:46:19,498 --> 01:46:20,707 Out of control 1587 01:46:20,791 --> 01:46:22,000 I'm on fire 1588 01:46:22,084 --> 01:46:23,209 Out of control 1589 01:46:23,294 --> 01:46:24,919 I'm on fire 1590 01:46:25,004 --> 01:46:29,299 And out of contro-o-l 1591 01:46:29,383 --> 01:46:34,137 Stop me now 1592 01:46:34,221 --> 01:46:39,058 Somebody stop me now 1593 01:46:39,143 --> 01:46:41,352 S-s-stop me now 1594 01:46:41,437 --> 01:46:43,438 Don't stop me now 1595 01:46:43,522 --> 01:46:47,191 D-d-d-d-don't stop... don't stop... aah 1596 01:46:47,276 --> 01:46:48,484 I'm on fire 1597 01:46:48,569 --> 01:46:49,694 Out of control 1598 01:46:49,778 --> 01:46:50,987 Well, I'm on fire 1599 01:46:51,071 --> 01:46:52,196 Out of control 1600 01:46:52,281 --> 01:46:53,907 Baby, I'm on fire 1601 01:46:53,991 --> 01:46:59,913 And out of contro-o-o-l 1602 01:47:05,961 --> 01:47:08,004 And morning comes with a meltdown 1603 01:47:08,088 --> 01:47:09,797 This town is needing a shakedown 1604 01:47:09,882 --> 01:47:12,008 We've been burning bridges for hours 1605 01:47:12,092 --> 01:47:13,885 Guided by higher powers 1606 01:47:13,969 --> 01:47:15,887 And rising up from the edges 1607 01:47:15,971 --> 01:47:17,639 This land is covered with faces 1608 01:47:17,723 --> 01:47:19,891 We've been praying for someone to lead us 1609 01:47:19,975 --> 01:47:21,976 The end of those who deceive us 1610 01:47:22,061 --> 01:47:25,730 Ooh-ooh 1611 01:47:25,814 --> 01:47:27,357 If I was you 1612 01:47:27,441 --> 01:47:29,859 I would run for your life 1613 01:47:29,944 --> 01:47:33,613 Ooh-ooh 1614 01:47:33,697 --> 01:47:35,281 If I was you 1615 01:47:35,366 --> 01:47:37,700 I would run for your life 1616 01:47:37,785 --> 01:47:39,535 Her face is in every paper 1617 01:47:39,620 --> 01:47:41,621 And may we never forget her 1618 01:47:41,705 --> 01:47:43,623 A nation cries together 1619 01:47:43,707 --> 01:47:45,583 Hoping to remember 1620 01:47:45,668 --> 01:47:47,543 Look back at roads we have taken 1621 01:47:47,628 --> 01:47:49,754 As sleeping giants awaken 1622 01:47:49,838 --> 01:47:51,381 Wasting days till tomorrow 1623 01:47:51,465 --> 01:47:53,466 We'll beg, steal and borrow 1624 01:47:53,550 --> 01:47:57,178 Ooh-ooh 1625 01:47:57,262 --> 01:47:58,805 If I was you 1626 01:47:58,889 --> 01:48:01,265 I would run for your life 1627 01:48:01,350 --> 01:48:05,019 Ooh-ooh 1628 01:48:05,104 --> 01:48:06,562 If I was you 1629 01:48:06,647 --> 01:48:08,982 I would run for your life 1630 01:48:24,415 --> 01:48:26,249 It's not time to stand in line 1631 01:48:26,333 --> 01:48:28,251 If you want to change this 1632 01:48:28,335 --> 01:48:30,420 They'll make the world you measure by 1633 01:48:30,504 --> 01:48:32,213 If you let them take you 1634 01:48:32,297 --> 01:48:34,173 And hand you to the darker side 1635 01:48:34,258 --> 01:48:35,967 So everything's about you 1636 01:48:36,051 --> 01:48:38,136 It's not time to stand in line 1637 01:48:38,220 --> 01:48:39,721 Someone has to change this 1638 01:48:39,805 --> 01:48:43,808 Ooh-ooh 1639 01:48:43,892 --> 01:48:45,393 If I was you 1640 01:48:45,477 --> 01:48:47,854 I would run for your life 1641 01:48:47,938 --> 01:48:51,774 Ooh-ooh 1642 01:48:51,859 --> 01:48:53,526 If I was you 1643 01:48:53,610 --> 01:48:55,945 I would run for your life 1644 01:49:03,120 --> 01:49:05,163 Well, the devil got my number 1645 01:49:05,247 --> 01:49:07,040 And the devil got my size 1646 01:49:07,124 --> 01:49:09,042 And the devil got my head 1647 01:49:09,126 --> 01:49:10,960 And the devil got my eyes 1648 01:49:11,045 --> 01:49:12,837 I'm tryin' hard to get up 1649 01:49:12,921 --> 01:49:14,672 Lest he make it to my heart 1650 01:49:14,757 --> 01:49:16,674 'Cause I wanna make it back 1651 01:49:16,759 --> 01:49:19,052 From the dark, dark, dark 1652 01:49:19,136 --> 01:49:22,388 Aha-ha, yeah, and aha-ha, yeah 1653 01:49:22,473 --> 01:49:26,601 Well, aha-ha, yeah, and aha-ha, yeah 1654 01:49:26,685 --> 01:49:30,480 Aha-ha, yeah, and aha-ha, yeah 1655 01:49:30,564 --> 01:49:34,233 Aha-ha, yeah, and aha 1656 01:49:34,318 --> 01:49:35,902 It used to be 1657 01:49:35,986 --> 01:49:37,945 It was just my house 1658 01:49:38,030 --> 01:49:39,822 And it used to be 1659 01:49:39,907 --> 01:49:41,824 It was just my tongue 1660 01:49:41,909 --> 01:49:43,743 But the devil's caught on 1661 01:49:43,827 --> 01:49:45,870 Like the teeth of a shark 1662 01:49:45,954 --> 01:49:47,705 And I wanna make it make it back 1663 01:49:47,790 --> 01:49:49,540 From the dark, dark, dark 1664 01:49:49,625 --> 01:49:51,542 Oh, woe is me indeed 1665 01:49:51,627 --> 01:49:53,586 And a woe is me indeed 1666 01:49:53,670 --> 01:49:55,421 Oh, woe is me indeed 1667 01:49:55,506 --> 01:49:57,298 And woe is me indeed 1668 01:49:57,382 --> 01:49:59,217 Oh, woe is me indeed 1669 01:49:59,301 --> 01:50:01,427 And a woe is me indeed 1670 01:50:01,512 --> 01:50:05,014 Oh, woe is me indeed and woe 1671 01:50:05,099 --> 01:50:06,849 See, the devil got my address 1672 01:50:06,934 --> 01:50:08,976 See, the devil got my car 1673 01:50:09,061 --> 01:50:10,937 And the devil ain't no novice 1674 01:50:11,021 --> 01:50:12,939 And the devil ain't no liar 1675 01:50:13,023 --> 01:50:14,690 I�m tryin' hard to get up 1676 01:50:14,775 --> 01:50:16,692 But he made it to my heart 1677 01:50:16,777 --> 01:50:18,528 So I cannot make it back 1678 01:50:18,612 --> 01:50:20,279 From the dark, dark 1679 01:50:20,364 --> 01:50:21,572 Dark