0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 1 00:00:31,542 --> 00:00:33,158 Don't call me. 2 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,162 Fuck, school! 3 00:00:44,958 --> 00:00:46,369 Is there breakfast? 4 00:00:48,417 --> 00:00:50,499 Control freak calling. 5 00:00:51,375 --> 00:00:53,116 What does she want now? 6 00:00:53,958 --> 00:00:55,665 Hi, Lisi. - Hi... 7 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:01,538 Are you going to call every morning to see if I'm awake? 8 00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:04,367 Elisabeth, you left him. 9 00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:07,659 If you kick him out, who'll look after me? 10 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:12,406 I want to graduate in Germany, not in England. We had a deal. 11 00:01:13,583 --> 00:01:15,915 Hey, pass the coffee, Martina. 12 00:01:17,083 --> 00:01:19,825 It's Meike. We were on a class trip together. 13 00:01:20,208 --> 00:01:21,619 Oh, right 14 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:28,118 I have to go. Today's your field trip to the Job Information Center. 15 00:01:28,458 --> 00:01:31,826 Meeting point in 30 minutes at the subway. It's in your calendar. 16 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:32,990 I have a calendar? 17 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,536 Take out the waste paper! 18 00:01:35,875 --> 00:01:37,536 Yeah, right. 19 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:08,201 Dude, buy yourself some deodorant. - Yeah, he reeks. 20 00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:11,034 It's because I get upset all day long! 21 00:02:11,208 --> 00:02:14,405 He's in puberty! - I already use three deodorants. 22 00:02:14,583 --> 00:02:17,621 It's just hormones. It gets better when you reach adulthood. 23 00:02:17,792 --> 00:02:19,374 Tickets, please. 24 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:23,412 Where are your monthly passes? - I sold mine. 25 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:25,115 Lost - Never had one. 26 00:02:25,458 --> 00:02:27,324 Your tickets, please. 27 00:02:28,917 --> 00:02:30,328 Never mind. 28 00:02:34,875 --> 00:02:37,082 Nice one, bro! 29 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:39,998 Dear youths, 30 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:43,746 these are the computers of the Job Information Center, or JIC. 31 00:02:44,083 --> 00:02:47,951 Answer the questionnaire, and the computer... Click, clack, ping! 32 00:02:48,292 --> 00:02:50,283 Will suggest a great job for you. 33 00:02:50,625 --> 00:02:54,038 We're not from the Smurf village, you can speak normally. 34 00:02:55,458 --> 00:02:57,165 I ENJOY WORKING WITH CHILDREN... 35 00:02:57,500 --> 00:02:59,537 MY DESK IS ALWAYS CLEAN... 36 00:03:00,458 --> 00:03:02,699 I ENJOY WORKING WITH CHILDREN... 37 00:03:03,042 --> 00:03:04,953 ONLY IF NECESSARY. 38 00:03:07,167 --> 00:03:08,657 I LIKE ANIMALS. 39 00:03:09,917 --> 00:03:11,328 CAREER SUGGESTION: BUTCHER 40 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:14,534 Are these computers broken? - No. Kids are often surprised 41 00:03:14,708 --> 00:03:16,198 after proper analysis. 42 00:03:16,542 --> 00:03:18,954 "Mechan..." "Mechantronic engineer"? 43 00:03:19,292 --> 00:03:22,410 "Wastewater specialist". - Lovely. 44 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:25,458 "Geriatric nurse"? - Any questions? 45 00:03:26,750 --> 00:03:29,458 No, I don't want that. The computer's retarded. 46 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:31,578 "Police officer"! - No, a cop? 47 00:03:32,375 --> 00:03:33,911 Well, that's not... - Lame! 48 00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:35,991 It's all lame! 49 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:38,454 You call this motivational? Can you reprogram it? 50 00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:41,534 Experts developed highly complex algorithms for this. 51 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:44,416 Experts for suicide or what? I get "butcher." 52 00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:48,243 Maybe you should've taken the test before becoming a teacher. 53 00:03:48,417 --> 00:03:51,125 I love my job. I activate the elderly, 54 00:03:51,458 --> 00:03:54,621 I help the elderly, and I care for the elderly. 55 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:57,412 That means joint activities... 56 00:03:57,750 --> 00:03:59,491 OMG, that wart! 57 00:04:00,458 --> 00:04:03,530 She probably got it from kissing an old man! 58 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:07,663 We'll all be old someday. And you get so much in return. 59 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,958 Like money, or jewelry when someone dies, for example. 60 00:04:12,125 --> 00:04:15,698 I advise customers on our latest entertainment products. 61 00:04:15,917 --> 00:04:17,407 I have to keep up to date, 62 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:19,991 save the princess or fight monsters in kill mode. 63 00:04:20,167 --> 00:04:22,750 A lot of people say video games make you nervous. 64 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:24,869 But I disagree. 65 00:04:25,625 --> 00:04:27,241 Who got that job? 66 00:04:27,583 --> 00:04:29,223 Be an entertainment specialist... - I did. 67 00:04:29,542 --> 00:04:32,079 Why does he get the cool job and I get sewage plant? 68 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:35,163 What did you answer? It's not fair! 69 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:38,913 Quiet! I've rarely seen such an unmotivated class. 70 00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:41,912 Chill. - People think a sewage plant is boring. 71 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:44,241 This is you, bro. - But it's a real adventure. 72 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:47,166 The operation of complex machinery 73 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:50,458 is only part of this challenging job. 74 00:04:50,792 --> 00:04:54,581 That machine only has one button! I have to press one button all day long? 75 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:57,822 One button can hold a lot of responsibility. 76 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,118 Not that you're overchallenged, Danger. - Fuck you, girl! 77 00:05:02,542 --> 00:05:04,078 That is so destructive! 78 00:05:04,417 --> 00:05:06,749 Sorry, but based on their grades 79 00:05:06,917 --> 00:05:09,534 and our test results, these jobs are a good match. 80 00:05:09,708 --> 00:05:12,040 I don't want to change oil! - Turn it off! 81 00:05:12,708 --> 00:05:14,699 You're scaring me. What kind of students are they? 82 00:05:15,042 --> 00:05:16,703 They're a bit, well... 83 00:05:17,042 --> 00:05:19,283 Aggressive? - Sensitive. 84 00:05:27,583 --> 00:05:29,699 We don't want to watch this anymore. 85 00:05:30,208 --> 00:05:32,666 Your behavior is impossible! 86 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:37,244 Your school will be informed. Someone will pay for this damage. 87 00:05:37,583 --> 00:05:42,453 I doubt that any of you will ever become a full-fledged member of society. 88 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:47,116 That counts for you, especially. 89 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:00,082 How was school? 90 00:06:05,875 --> 00:06:08,333 You're not asleep, the beer's still cold. 91 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:10,958 Don't you have to prepare for class? 92 00:06:12,667 --> 00:06:15,500 You realize this is silly, right? 93 00:06:17,292 --> 00:06:20,660 Danger's phone has been off all day. Did something happen? 94 00:06:24,792 --> 00:06:28,114 This is Danger. I'm not here. - Danger, it's me again. 95 00:06:29,083 --> 00:06:32,326 This is my fifth message. What's going on? 96 00:06:36,833 --> 00:06:38,949 Hey, bitches. - Hey, hustlers. 97 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:42,702 Thanks. 98 00:06:43,833 --> 00:06:46,450 How long do I work today? 99 00:06:47,125 --> 00:06:49,958 Till 6th period - Dude, that long? 100 00:06:50,125 --> 00:06:53,117 And the school inspector's coming today. - Oh, god. 101 00:06:53,292 --> 00:06:55,158 Hold on, those are your students! 102 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,582 Oh my god... 103 00:06:59,417 --> 00:07:02,250 It's a double hour. - So first hour is for breakfast, or what? 104 00:07:02,417 --> 00:07:06,536 You promised to help them through A-levels. They think this is as hard as it gets. 105 00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:09,245 It's a comprehensive school, any dummy can do it. 106 00:07:09,917 --> 00:07:11,828 Hey! You're ruining my rep. 107 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,867 What now? - It's Leimbach-Knorr and the terrier. 108 00:07:15,042 --> 00:07:18,660 We'll see if they're on time today. - I doubt it. 109 00:07:18,833 --> 00:07:21,450 If they tell Gerster, it's trouble. 110 00:07:23,083 --> 00:07:24,118 Hey! 111 00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:28,197 Guys! - How will you get to school in 5 minutes? 112 00:07:28,375 --> 00:07:31,333 Squeeze in! -We're not supposed to ride with old people, 113 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:33,741 there's a bulletin about that. 114 00:07:33,917 --> 00:07:37,990 The school inspector's coming today. - Oh, how important. 115 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:41,655 You think I'll sit in class while you burst condoms hang out here? 116 00:07:41,833 --> 00:07:44,541 If our future jobs are in sewage plants and old-age homes, 117 00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:47,162 why keep going to fucking school? 118 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,581 Get in the car! 119 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:57,581 Arguing again? 120 00:07:57,917 --> 00:08:00,830 It's just a game. Drive ahead. - FYI: I don't have a license yet. 121 00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:04,410 I haven't had one for eight years. - Nightmare! 122 00:08:12,042 --> 00:08:13,032 I know! 123 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:20,536 Out of the way! 124 00:08:31,292 --> 00:08:32,623 Gonzo! 125 00:08:35,292 --> 00:08:36,782 There you are! 126 00:08:38,875 --> 00:08:41,037 All right, now I got you. 127 00:08:41,833 --> 00:08:43,244 Come along, Gonzo. 128 00:08:43,583 --> 00:08:45,620 How did you find him using your phone? 129 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:49,121 I had him chipped. ls yours gone too? - I have many, unfortunately. 130 00:08:49,458 --> 00:08:52,416 Chip them or castrate them. Anything else is a waste of time. 131 00:08:52,583 --> 00:08:54,244 Come along, Gonzo! 132 00:08:57,167 --> 00:09:00,080 That's nitpicking, Eckhart, isn't it? But fine... 133 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:02,036 Sorry, regulations. 134 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:07,456 That's Mr. Miller's class. We don't want to disturb. 135 00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:15,788 I saw that. - Oh? Good morning, Mr... 136 00:09:16,417 --> 00:09:19,705 Such a great colleague. We're finished, then? 137 00:09:20,042 --> 00:09:22,329 We still need to see the sanitary facilities. 138 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,992 Are you coming? - Yes. 139 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:27,665 Graffiti was supposed to be removed. 140 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,707 Why this pressure? 141 00:09:30,042 --> 00:09:33,114 You never used to take these inspections so seriously. 142 00:09:33,292 --> 00:09:37,240 Which way to the restrooms? I don't see any signs anywhere. 143 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:56,368 The toilets don't work in the ladies' room, so this is unisex lavatory 144 00:09:56,542 --> 00:09:59,182 until we get the funding to renovate. - Is someone smoking in here? 145 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,665 Open up at once! 146 00:10:14,958 --> 00:10:16,949 Don't you have class? 147 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:20,701 "Mr. Miller. Science club..." 148 00:10:21,042 --> 00:10:22,828 What are you working on? 149 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,408 Drones. 150 00:10:29,042 --> 00:10:30,373 Problem. 151 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:34,581 I'm going to measure contaminant levels in the chemistry rooms, then we'll talk. 152 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:39,450 How embarrassing! In front of the school inspector. 153 00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:43,080 One more time and you're on cleaning duty! 154 00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:46,787 When does your class start? - Around 11, I guess. 155 00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:50,030 Oh. When the big hand points to "around", or what? 156 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,994 Seems you've already given notice mentally? - Not just mentally. 157 00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:58,621 Once the little twerps graduate, I'm out of here. 158 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:04,957 Oh, no! - See you later, Honey. 159 00:11:05,292 --> 00:11:09,160 Puke one more time, you'll feel better. - I'm a pro. Great party, wasn't it? 160 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:11,867 So awesome! - You have your lunchbox? 161 00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:13,494 Did you do your homework? 162 00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:15,164 Ms. Enzberger! 163 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:17,870 Good morning, Sabine. - I finished the letter. 164 00:11:18,042 --> 00:11:20,158 OK. Love letter, check, check. Read it to me. 165 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,457 "Dear Marvin, when..." 166 00:11:22,792 --> 00:11:24,282 Bye. 167 00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:25,789 Yup. 168 00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:29,076 "Dear Marvin, when I see you, I feel like I'm starvin'..." 169 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,833 Is the letter for Marvin, Sabine? 170 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:34,910 Yes. 171 00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:37,708 "For a long time I've considered..." 172 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,158 Eckhart, you can't smoke in here. 173 00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:44,867 No. Please use the broken jug. 174 00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:48,705 I assume you're here to talk about the Bunsen burners. 175 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,458 I need 30. I'd take 20, but no less. 176 00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:55,740 Bunsen burners are the least of your worries, Gudrun. 177 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,403 Your school could be closed. There's an official complaint. 178 00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:01,659 From Erika? - She's really pushing her school. 179 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,538 You share the catchment area, and she has submitted several complaints 180 00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:08,325 that your school has standards so low 181 00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:11,329 that your kids graduate without any effort. 182 00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,908 Is this because I wouldn't do dinner with you? 183 00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:15,915 Fine, Italian. - Gudrun? 184 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:19,914 My boss thinks you give problem kids a free ride instead of helping them. 185 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,582 Even late bloomers deserve a chance at A-levels. 186 00:12:22,917 --> 00:12:25,534 Nowadays you can't push everyone through. Gudrun! 187 00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:29,580 The '80s are over. Some don't belong in upper secondary. 188 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:34,241 They can't all be poets and thinkers. Somebody has to set the letters, 189 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,745 and turn on the printing machine. 190 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,869 But Erika doesn't mention the refugees. 191 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:43,326 I have illiterate Syrian kids! They don't get sent to Erika's school. 192 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,783 I get the headscarves, she gets a school garden. 193 00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:47,911 Gudrun, please. Gudrun! 194 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:51,993 Why did you apply for even more funds? 195 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:55,871 You should've focused on meeting the requirements instead. 196 00:12:56,958 --> 00:12:58,995 What would a school closure mean for me? 197 00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:02,208 There's a position in Bremen, and one in Brandenburg. 198 00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:03,740 Brandenburg? 199 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,375 Next I'll get a right-wing voter district, or what? 200 00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:09,204 Don't get political, you know this is on record. 201 00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:11,829 I need to report something positive. - There. 202 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,829 Our new Goethe statue. Bronze. Culture media funding. 203 00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:20,916 I didn't know Goethe smoked? - It's Che Guevara's head. 204 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:24,618 We saved 2,000 Euros. The Cuban Embassy canceled their statue order. 205 00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:29,165 Well, you're the first to notice. 206 00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,995 Shouldn't kids know what Goethe looks like? 207 00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:35,990 They only look as far as his knee. People think it's a pen in his mouth. 208 00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:39,415 Didn't Mr. Miller mention a drone? 209 00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,161 Yes, I think so. Why? 210 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,867 It's flying past your window. 211 00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,369 Help! 212 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:48,000 Mr. Miller, get your drone under control! 213 00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:59,906 Hey, Justin Potter, how is it up there? - Hasko, cut the crap! 214 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:06,199 Mr. Miller, help! 215 00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:09,414 I'm coming! 216 00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:13,078 Is my ass showing? 217 00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:15,533 It's fine! 218 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:19,708 Awesome underwear, by the way. 219 00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:23,331 God, you smell of alcohol! 220 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,449 I was at a bachelorette party. 221 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,615 Tie it down. 222 00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,290 Mr. Miller? 223 00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:44,040 For god's sake, not around the statue! 224 00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:53,830 Shit, whose car was that? - Mine! 225 00:14:55,042 --> 00:14:56,658 Poor Che. 226 00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:58,828 Fallen a second time. 227 00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,949 It was your idea? 228 00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:08,580 You wanted to fly on a broom in underwear? 229 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,664 Yup. - Hasko, really now, 230 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:13,825 you're in trouble so often. This is bullying! 231 00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:16,078 Well, not that often. Kids! 232 00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,078 Always horsing around. - Gudrun? 233 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,782 Eye to eye, please. 234 00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:24,708 You knew the inspector was coming today. 235 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,661 That was the last straw. 236 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,458 Okay, some of you belong in my class. Raffael, 237 00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:36,242 eraser out of your nose before Simon can hit... 238 00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:41,155 Ms. Enzberger! - Eraser operation inside my classroom. 239 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:44,947 What requirements do I need to meet? - I was afraid you'd ask. 240 00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:48,245 I only hope the other grade levels are better. 241 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,582 I was against it. 242 00:16:01,292 --> 00:16:02,532 What is that! 243 00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:06,745 No, Ms. Leimbach-Knorr, 244 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:09,495 not with my files! - Hey, are you crazy? 245 00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:12,159 Okay, let's forget about Bunsen burners, 246 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,787 but this stays between us! - Gudrun? 247 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:18,083 This is war. How on earth can I hide this? 248 00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:20,624 Eckhart! - Out of my way! 249 00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:23,450 Mr. Miller? Did your students do this? 250 00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:27,490 They're mad about the JIC. - What are you talking about? 251 00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:29,665 Turn that off! 252 00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:51,910 Children, we had a technical incident. Class is canceled today. 253 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,081 Damned stuff is so sticky. 254 00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:06,455 Why did you become a teacher, anyway? I've always wondered that. 255 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,491 It's just temporary. 256 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:11,537 With the money I earn I'll open a beach bar one day. 257 00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:14,617 The job fulfills me. It feels good 258 00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:17,825 to set things straight that go wrong at home. You can still mold them, 259 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:22,286 make real people out of them. - The way you're always hugging them. 260 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,453 They have diseases, and fleas. 261 00:17:25,292 --> 00:17:28,284 I know. The minute you have physical contact, 262 00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:32,869 once one of those little shits hugs you, that's it. Trapped. Teacher forever. 263 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:36,287 I always feel more like hitting them. 264 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,324 The Culture Minister is furious. 265 00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:46,991 We have four weeks to comply, or our school will be closed by the end of the year. 266 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,908 Outrageous! - Will we get paid vacation then? 267 00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:52,411 I want us to fight this! 268 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,491 Mr. Gundlach, must you really eat now? 269 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:57,905 The room always smells of sausage spread. - It's my break. 270 00:17:58,083 --> 00:18:00,700 You teach history, you're always on break. 271 00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:02,991 All you do is watch Spiegel TV. 272 00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:10,323 But drinking is allowed, isn't it? 273 00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:13,955 Who would build a drone with minors? 274 00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:18,413 It worked fine. Who said I had to make key racks and ashtrays? 275 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:22,744 The requirements seem quite extensive. - We need a competition, 276 00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:26,906 in which we get at least second place. A student newspaper, 277 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:28,832 or math olympics. Good luck! 278 00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:32,705 Eckhart wants an anti-bullying campaign that goes viral, with a hashtag. 279 00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:36,160 That one's on you, Ms. Enzberger. You used the word 'bullying'. 280 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,366 You take care of it. - Excuse me? 281 00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:41,250 I get the feeling I'm being thrown in the same pot as Mr. Miller. 282 00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:46,082 Yes, and now there's fire under the pot. - I said I was being bullied months ago. 283 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:47,873 The students, Ingrid. 284 00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:52,998 So, do I get a budget? I already bought toner and toilet paper out of pocket. 285 00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:57,081 I was wondering why it's 4-ply. - That's from you? Thank you. 286 00:18:57,417 --> 00:19:00,580 Yes, you can take the earnings from the refugee flea market. 287 00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:04,364 Then we need a musical scholarship for an 11th grader, 288 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,905 and five new registrations for next school year, 289 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,867 to stay above the minimum number of pupils. 290 00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:12,698 That's absurd. How? 291 00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:15,124 No, I'd rather apply elsewhere. 292 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:19,076 Or just retire, Ingrid. That would benefit the next school, too. 293 00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:22,034 Can we please stick together? This is our school! 294 00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:23,664 I saved the best for last: 295 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:29,452 A performance test for the 11th grade! To see if they'll qualify for 12th grade. 296 00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,866 If the average is too low, the school closes. 297 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:36,121 Well, I doubt that'll work. What if we just expel the dummies? 298 00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:39,905 Haven't you been listening? We're already short on students as it is. 299 00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:43,541 So work with the available student material. 300 00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:46,370 It's really the pinnacle of irony 301 00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,908 that you of all people were elected Teacher of the Year. 302 00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,700 It was a mistake to believe in you. 303 00:19:57,833 --> 00:20:00,495 Mr. Miller? If you don't meet the requirements, 304 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,829 I'll report you to the police for forgery, 305 00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:05,408 lies, and endangering the minors 306 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:09,197 whom you shouldn't have been teaching with your criminal record! 307 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,909 Because if I go to Brandenburg, 308 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,366 then you're going back to jail. 309 00:20:15,167 --> 00:20:17,408 Now get cleaning. It was your class, after all. 310 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:21,201 I want smart solutions. Elite doesn't come about by force. 311 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,286 I want to see results in four weeks. 312 00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:33,326 Oh my god! What happened here, Mr. Miller? 313 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,994 Where were you yesterday noon? - At my place. The JIC bummed us out. 314 00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:40,749 That damned job center means nothing. 315 00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:44,160 Now start cleaning. I don't want stress. - Why should we clean? 316 00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:47,405 Because you did it! I got chewed out! 317 00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:49,407 Well, 318 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:53,323 maybe you shouldn't have given us so many empty promises. 319 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,457 Was Ms. Gerster very angry? 320 00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:57,999 Get started, then we have to talk. 321 00:20:58,167 --> 00:20:59,953 There's a performance test for 12th grade. 322 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:01,532 What? - No! 323 00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,582 So all of a sudden it's not sure? 324 00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:07,239 You promised! - Then there's no use in coming at all! 325 00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:11,198 Hello, there. - Hi. 326 00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:16,201 Ms. Drispenstedt from the School Health Office is here to vaccinate you. 327 00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:19,659 Hello, children. - Huh? That's a first. 328 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,288 Because you've never been vaccinated. 329 00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:26,162 It's a vaccine against ticks, meningitis 330 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,832 and mental disabilities. 331 00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,875 Yes, Chantal, you might ask, "Isn't it too late for that?" 332 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:40,367 Ow. - See how slow he reacted? 333 00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:44,080 Why does it say "D-O..." 334 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,582 ... "Dog"? - Dog. 335 00:21:46,917 --> 00:21:49,204 That's short for? Who knows it? 336 00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:52,115 I know! Doctor! 337 00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:54,748 Super, Chanti! 338 00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:58,246 You've learned all you need to know. You're ready for life. 339 00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:03,330 I googled it! It's a device for implanting chips in dogs! 340 00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:05,999 Are you crazy, Mr. Miller? Take it out! 341 00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:08,165 No! What if I grow fur? 342 00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:13,413 Stop him! Or do you want to be the only one forced to go to class? 343 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,741 No, bro! - Want to sit here all alone? 344 00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:18,040 No, let go! - Leave me alone! 345 00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,366 Please don't, Mr. Miller! 346 00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:23,040 The cocker spaniel is next. 347 00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:25,494 No, no, please! 348 00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:29,533 Hand these out! - What is it? 349 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,954 The curriculum you have to work over. 350 00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:36,823 But that's for teachers to do. - You think I'd ruin my afternoon? 351 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:41,369 As of now, you come to school, or I'll find you. No more fucking with me! 352 00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:44,791 He just pretended to implant a chip in our neck. 353 00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:47,575 That would be totally illegal. 354 00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:58,159 I use this one, too. "Chin chin chin." - Doesn't it say "shine"? 355 00:22:59,542 --> 00:23:01,203 You and your D- in English! 356 00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:05,746 OMG! This moisturizer smells like strawberry! 357 00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:07,744 Is this illegal too? Or this? 358 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:10,866 Yuck, that's for men! - Get to school! 359 00:23:14,333 --> 00:23:16,700 Oh my god, you're so embarrassing! 360 00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:21,369 From now on, either you're at school on time, or this happens every morning! 361 00:23:26,375 --> 00:23:28,491 Help! - My pants are sliding down! 362 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,157 Same thing tomorrow? 363 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:40,786 No, no! 364 00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:43,617 Seriously, you guys are a nightmare. 365 00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:47,410 Like children that weren't aborted in time. But I like you anyway. 366 00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:50,241 I'll take care of you till you die. 367 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:52,494 Or till you graduate. 368 00:23:53,125 --> 00:23:55,537 With A-levels, damn it! 369 00:23:56,208 --> 00:23:58,700 I won't go back to jail because of you. 370 00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:01,416 So nice to see you all here. 371 00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:05,829 Here are your prospects. What would you rather be? 372 00:24:06,167 --> 00:24:09,127 You don't have to take these jobs. You can change your destiny. Supposedly. 373 00:24:09,417 --> 00:24:12,250 So what do you want to do with your lives? 374 00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:16,699 Chantal, say something! - Influencer. 375 00:24:17,042 --> 00:24:18,578 That's not a job. 376 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:21,458 We never had this question in class! - Yeah! 377 00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:23,457 Because it's something you should know. 378 00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:26,040 Don't you have any dreams? - We do! 379 00:24:26,375 --> 00:24:27,865 But not about jobs. 380 00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:38,075 One of you has to do something musical. - But I'm Christian. 381 00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:40,831 Seriously? 382 00:24:41,167 --> 00:24:45,286 You broke a GCS school rule, and you endanger the community. 383 00:24:45,458 --> 00:24:48,450 Fuck off. - Your photo was sent to the principal. 384 00:24:51,042 --> 00:24:53,534 Why don't you have any goals? Why don't you fight? 385 00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:57,197 What kind of kids are you? - What kind of teacher are you? 386 00:24:57,542 --> 00:24:59,829 It's your fault if we're 'prospectless'. 387 00:25:05,958 --> 00:25:08,575 Miller's students need success. I always say "Awesome!" 388 00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:12,035 "You are awesome!" It's all about love and affirmation. 389 00:25:12,542 --> 00:25:14,954 Just getting them interested. It's not about winning. 390 00:25:15,292 --> 00:25:17,533 Yes, it is. In three weeks is the newspaper competition. 391 00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:20,412 I've brought some copies of the "Class Fart". 392 00:25:20,583 --> 00:25:21,664 Awful.. 393 00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:23,991 Who's going to deal with it? 394 00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:29,999 Can't I do Science Club? 395 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:32,036 No, the deadline has passed. 396 00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:37,078 There's an art scholarship program, but only for outstanding achievements. 397 00:25:37,417 --> 00:25:39,909 I can just see your class, 398 00:25:40,083 --> 00:25:43,280 painting a giant selfie with a Picasso filter. 399 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:45,498 Very funny. 400 00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:50,823 How can I put any of them in a competition? They're so unmotivated! 401 00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:55,079 Mr. Miller, don't use up all the oxygen, okay? 402 00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:59,074 Who's going to the elementary school tomorrow? 403 00:25:59,417 --> 00:26:01,875 Mr. Miller can go. - Sure. 404 00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:05,115 What for? 405 00:26:05,458 --> 00:26:08,246 Because the kids all want to go to other schools. 406 00:26:08,583 --> 00:26:12,326 Because no one recommends us! Go there and recruit a few students. 407 00:26:12,625 --> 00:26:15,117 Do an info-event, or whatever, 408 00:26:15,292 --> 00:26:18,455 just make sure they tell their parents how great the GCS is. 409 00:26:35,875 --> 00:26:37,616 Miller, GCS. 410 00:26:41,417 --> 00:26:42,907 So you're Mr. Miller. 411 00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:45,867 Welcome to elementary school. - Yeah, I'm thrilled. 412 00:26:46,042 --> 00:26:49,660 We were going outside to collect leaves. But surely you've prepared something? 413 00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:55,491 Are they Siamese twins? 414 00:26:55,667 --> 00:26:59,331 Kevin, I said to leave the glue on the teacher's desk. 415 00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:02,617 Show Mr. Miller to the boys' room. He'll help you clean up. 416 00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:06,952 Hold on, I'm not an errand boy. - Well, I've got other things to do, myself. 417 00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:08,828 So if there's a problem... 418 00:27:09,167 --> 00:27:11,124 don't call me. 419 00:27:15,542 --> 00:27:18,125 Where's the restroom? 420 00:27:18,292 --> 00:27:20,533 This way. - Ow! 421 00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:25,491 Shut up or I'll cut off your braids. 422 00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:33,830 What are you grinning at? - My sister is transsexual. 423 00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:35,323 What can I say? 424 00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:39,410 She wants a penis. I said she can have mine. 425 00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:41,950 But my mom said it won't grow back, 426 00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:45,698 and that she shouldn't watch so many series on Amazonia. 427 00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:49,288 Very interesting, but you're slobbering on my hand. 428 00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:58,781 Will we cuddle later on? - No, I've been to jail already. 429 00:27:59,458 --> 00:28:01,665 Now let me take a piss, you leech. 430 00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:10,156 It's like the house of the fucking seven dwarfs here. 431 00:28:16,917 --> 00:28:18,203 Why do you do that? 432 00:28:18,917 --> 00:28:22,205 I'm shaking it off so your teacher will want to put it in her mouth later. 433 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:29,697 Okay, so who knows what their next school will be? 434 00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:32,367 Heinrich Böll! - Schiller High School! 435 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,286 Schiller High School. 436 00:28:34,458 --> 00:28:36,870 Ever heard of the Goethe Comprehensive School? 437 00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:38,744 No. 438 00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:41,955 My brother goes there. He gets beat up because he's so fat. 439 00:28:42,292 --> 00:28:45,250 It's a really shitty school. - Well, uh... Come on. 440 00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:48,200 Look, I have really cool stickers from the GCS. 441 00:28:48,542 --> 00:28:50,283 To put on your schoolbags. 442 00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:53,661 Calm down, are you from the East or what? 443 00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:56,533 Hey, one is enough! 444 00:28:56,875 --> 00:28:58,286 Awesome! 445 00:28:59,833 --> 00:29:02,951 Just tell your parents I was nice, our teachers are great, 446 00:29:03,292 --> 00:29:05,124 and the GCS is awesome. 447 00:29:07,042 --> 00:29:09,283 What's all that? - We chose our professions. 448 00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:11,916 I'm going to be a molecular biologist! 449 00:29:13,958 --> 00:29:15,915 ARCHITECT... MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST 450 00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:20,075 You all know what you want to be later? 451 00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:21,615 Racecar driver! - Soccer player! 452 00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:23,453 Architect! - Singer! 453 00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:25,992 Want to see our work clothes? - Yeah! 454 00:29:32,083 --> 00:29:35,576 Now write down what's so great about your job, with lots of enthusiasm. 455 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:37,831 All right? 456 00:29:47,208 --> 00:29:48,790 Finished. - Great. 457 00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:52,697 Later we'll guess who wrote what. So make sure you sign 458 00:29:53,042 --> 00:29:55,158 with these wrong names up here. 459 00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:59,575 Funny names. - Just do it. 460 00:29:59,917 --> 00:30:00,827 Okay. 461 00:30:05,667 --> 00:30:07,499 Architect, huh? 462 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:09,956 WHAT I WANT TO BECOME 463 00:30:10,792 --> 00:30:12,499 No date! Erase the date. 464 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:15,162 We're not allowed to use ink erasers. 465 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:16,740 Well, today you are. 466 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,573 At the GCS, students are allowed to use ink erasers! 467 00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:24,572 I love that school already. Are all the teachers there refugees? 468 00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:32,870 Oh my god, where did you get this? 469 00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:36,075 I got them from your elementary schools. 470 00:30:36,583 --> 00:30:39,575 To remind you that you weren't always so unmotivated. 471 00:30:39,917 --> 00:30:41,499 You were excited! 472 00:30:41,667 --> 00:30:44,284 My nickname was Danger back then already? 473 00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:46,081 It wasn't. 474 00:30:46,417 --> 00:30:47,782 It says so here. - Let's see. 475 00:30:48,125 --> 00:30:50,207 How cute you drew yourself, Chanti. 476 00:30:50,542 --> 00:30:54,240 What did you want to be? - Journalist... journalist! 477 00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:57,535 But why did I give myself black hair? 478 00:30:57,708 --> 00:30:59,745 Maybe you were drawing me. - Yeah! 479 00:31:00,083 --> 00:31:01,494 Remember? - Yeah. 480 00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,244 Nice. 481 00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:06,575 Shit, I remember when we did this. I was so excited. 482 00:31:06,917 --> 00:31:08,954 About what? - About being a singer. 483 00:31:09,292 --> 00:31:10,874 Yeah, right. 484 00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:14,655 "Whenever I sing to my teachers, they get tears in their eyes..." 485 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,072 Because it was so bad! " ... and tell me I should study music." 486 00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:21,368 Wow, Zeynep. - Yeah, but I guess I stopped at some point. 487 00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:23,699 But now you'll stick with it, right? 488 00:31:23,875 --> 00:31:25,866 "Ar-chee..." 489 00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:28,866 tect". Archeetect. 490 00:31:29,208 --> 00:31:31,540 It's so crazy that you forget this. 491 00:31:31,875 --> 00:31:34,082 We used to have dreams, bro. 492 00:31:35,208 --> 00:31:38,655 Okay, here's the deal... - I know I was typing in 3rd grade. 493 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,411 Something crawled into your ear. 494 00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:43,242 If we set our minds to achieving your dreams, 495 00:31:43,417 --> 00:31:45,533 and if you study for that stupid test, 496 00:31:45,875 --> 00:31:48,947 I won't lose my job, and the GCS won't be closed. Are you in? 497 00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:50,035 Yes! 498 00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:53,697 We'll show them you'll amount to something after all! 499 00:31:53,875 --> 00:31:55,240 Yes! .Oh my god. 500 00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:58,166 I'm going to be a singer... 501 00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:06,160 CHOIR CLUB 502 00:32:11,167 --> 00:32:12,703 ART CLUB 503 00:32:23,917 --> 00:32:24,907 SCHOOL RADIO 504 00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:27,787 And now, for you, my favorite song... 505 00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:31,490 She's so bad. 506 00:32:37,292 --> 00:32:39,499 Hi, I'm Chantal. 507 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:43,367 Are you the other editors. - Uh-huh. 508 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:46,662 I could write something about beauty. 509 00:32:46,833 --> 00:32:50,827 Do whatever you want. We're only here because there's a TV. 510 00:32:51,167 --> 00:32:54,034 Whatever. I'm the head reporter now. 511 00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:56,449 And I hate drugs. 512 00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:58,658 Joke. 513 00:33:03,208 --> 00:33:06,701 "And then you finish it off with a touch of glitter." 514 00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:10,413 But do you think that will win a prize? It's pretty superficial. 515 00:33:11,958 --> 00:33:15,155 We've been chilling for quite a while. I mean, without any action. 516 00:33:16,542 --> 00:33:18,579 Quiet! The film is on. 517 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:24,242 We've already watched Lord of the Rings so often! 518 00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:26,915 I'll grow hair on my feet if I see another Hobbit. 519 00:33:27,167 --> 00:33:30,125 In the life of an Elf. I'm patient. 520 00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:33,325 I can wait! 521 00:33:37,917 --> 00:33:40,454 Ploppi? Ploppi, come on. 522 00:33:40,833 --> 00:33:42,369 With tongue, just once. 523 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:45,416 The Arkenstone! 524 00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:49,829 It is precious to you beyond measure. 525 00:33:51,583 --> 00:33:53,574 No, I can't. Too much saliva. 526 00:33:55,458 --> 00:33:58,325 If we can never have sex, we'll have to break up. 527 00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:04,244 The way you said... 528 00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:06,624 ... "Sex"! 529 00:34:06,958 --> 00:34:09,825 Petting, at least? - With a finger? 530 00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:11,573 Yes, for example. 531 00:34:13,042 --> 00:34:14,658 That would be unhygienic. 532 00:34:14,833 --> 00:34:18,622 Into someone else's body. That can't be right, Chantal. 533 00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:20,744 Even the word: "petting." 534 00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:24,039 Chantal? 535 00:34:30,167 --> 00:34:31,373 OK, art club members, 536 00:34:31,542 --> 00:34:34,375 look around and gather inspiration for your own... 537 00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:35,748 well, art. 538 00:34:36,083 --> 00:34:38,996 I want one of you to get a scholarship, okay? 539 00:34:39,167 --> 00:34:41,659 Great exhibit. 540 00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:47,451 "Insert... wo-words!" 541 00:34:47,792 --> 00:34:48,998 Oh! 542 00:34:52,750 --> 00:34:56,368 No touching! - Oh. But it says to fill it out. 543 00:34:56,708 --> 00:34:59,541 That's the title. - Why do artists do that? 544 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:02,912 It expresses something. - But what? 545 00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:06,451 Why can't they just say what they mean? 546 00:35:06,792 --> 00:35:08,578 Because they can't say it any other way. 547 00:35:08,917 --> 00:35:12,239 They're like you, they don't have enough words for a full sentence, 548 00:35:12,417 --> 00:35:14,499 so they use paint and glue instead. 549 00:35:14,833 --> 00:35:16,744 Think about what you want to say. 550 00:35:17,083 --> 00:35:19,825 If he has anything to say. 551 00:35:20,667 --> 00:35:23,079 I wonder where the bistro is? 552 00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:46,741 Think about what you see, take notes, 553 00:35:46,917 --> 00:35:48,658 I expect great presentations. 554 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,958 I considered studying art history. 555 00:35:53,042 --> 00:35:56,160 I studied art history, then decided to be a teacher. 556 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,286 Really? - It doesn't pay. 557 00:36:00,833 --> 00:36:03,905 What is this? Are you crazy? Get this off me at once! 558 00:36:06,083 --> 00:36:09,041 Ms. Leimbach-Knorr, stop! - Help! I bet this was Daniel! 559 00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:11,912 No respect for teachers. 560 00:36:15,250 --> 00:36:17,742 Outrageous! It was you! 561 00:36:18,083 --> 00:36:20,165 I'll get you back for this, I tell you. 562 00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:24,699 Now help me get this off, will you! 563 00:36:35,292 --> 00:36:37,499 A plastic piece of shit. 564 00:36:57,458 --> 00:36:59,040 OCCUPIED 565 00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:00,657 Strange. 566 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,412 BIG BUSINESS IN THE COLD WAR 567 00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:06,117 Here we have an unusual, 568 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,325 yes, somehow angry installation. 569 00:37:09,667 --> 00:37:10,782 "Piece of Shit". 570 00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:15,449 Next to it, the artist examines the interiors of intellectual bourgeoisie. 571 00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:19,075 Note above all the poignant irony 572 00:37:19,417 --> 00:37:21,829 in the magazine titles in this artwork. 573 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,197 The topics of these magazines are biting commentary 574 00:37:25,542 --> 00:37:28,534 on the zeitgeist of the '80s... 575 00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:31,698 It's occupied, girl! 576 00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:37,324 Number one or number two? 577 00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:44,700 PUPIL SHITS ON MODERN ART 578 00:37:44,875 --> 00:37:46,786 I'm getting congratulations on this. 579 00:37:46,958 --> 00:37:49,916 Our colleagues at Schiller are loving it. - The toilet looked real. 580 00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:52,957 What about me? I almost suffocated. 581 00:37:53,292 --> 00:37:55,124 Luckily, you're still very much alive. 582 00:37:55,458 --> 00:37:57,825 In my day, Daniel would've been suspended. 583 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,867 In your day they also had bunkers. - Now, really! 584 00:38:01,708 --> 00:38:04,416 This isn't about you, Ingrid, it's about the school! 585 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:06,824 It's never about me! 586 00:38:08,542 --> 00:38:10,453 The ice is getting thin. 587 00:38:10,792 --> 00:38:12,874 What about the newspaper? - Chantal is on it, 588 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,790 now it has a double cover. 589 00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:18,197 I know. Most of the articles are interviews with herself. 590 00:38:18,375 --> 00:38:20,491 Not exactly award-worthy. 591 00:38:20,833 --> 00:38:24,701 We'll see. I secretly bought all the copies to motivate her. 592 00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:26,741 The Ministry wants results, 593 00:38:27,083 --> 00:38:29,825 not students shitting in museums. 594 00:38:30,167 --> 00:38:33,285 And what do you know about motivation? 595 00:38:33,625 --> 00:38:36,117 You're not even properly qualified. 596 00:38:36,958 --> 00:38:38,619 Why do you always criticize me? 597 00:38:38,792 --> 00:38:41,989 Fact is, I'm the one who has to deal with those morons. 598 00:38:42,375 --> 00:38:45,663 Can't you say something nice for once? - You have nice hair. 599 00:38:49,375 --> 00:38:52,697 Maybe I'd actually be a good teacher if someone here believed in me. 600 00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:58,449 How about a demonstration lesson? No problem. What do you want this to be? 601 00:38:58,792 --> 00:39:01,784 A guest appearance, or a profession? 602 00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:04,244 Well. 603 00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:10,749 Smaller, Danger. 604 00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:19,537 Why not do your demonstration lesson? 605 00:39:21,875 --> 00:39:24,207 Don't you want to find out if you can do it? 606 00:39:25,417 --> 00:39:26,999 Shut up and make lunch. 607 00:39:33,042 --> 00:39:36,160 Okay. "German remedial class". Welcome to Germany. 608 00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:40,452 We're here to improve your German. Let's begin with your names. 609 00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:44,163 My name is Abet, and since... 610 00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:47,205 since two months I am here. 611 00:39:47,542 --> 00:39:50,614 My name is Afuk, and... 612 00:39:51,167 --> 00:39:54,285 I am in Germany since three months. 613 00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:57,367 My name's Danger and I've been here for 17 years. 614 00:39:57,708 --> 00:39:59,449 Why he here? - Yeah, why? 615 00:39:59,792 --> 00:40:01,658 Your German is as bad as these coconut pickers. 616 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,072 But you didn't have to swallow liters of water to get here 617 00:40:05,250 --> 00:40:07,787 Hey, Justin is jumping off the roof! 618 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,411 Jump! 619 00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:22,535 This is for all those who don't believe in superpowers! 620 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,365 Justin! 621 00:40:39,375 --> 00:40:40,831 Justin? Justin! 622 00:40:41,583 --> 00:40:44,075 I didn't fly, did I? - How many fingers? 623 00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:46,537 Three? - Can't be that bad. 624 00:40:48,292 --> 00:40:49,748 My leg hurts a bit. 625 00:40:58,208 --> 00:40:59,414 Hello. 626 00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:02,575 Hey. When is your mom coming? 627 00:41:03,125 --> 00:41:04,581 Soon. 628 00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:07,242 She's still working. But I told her 629 00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:09,745 it doesn't hurt so much. 630 00:41:10,083 --> 00:41:11,869 That's not true, is it? 631 00:41:34,417 --> 00:41:35,953 Okay. Yeah. 632 00:41:37,083 --> 00:41:39,290 Justin. Hello. 633 00:41:39,458 --> 00:41:41,665 Hello. - Mom! 634 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,073 Biggi! 635 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:46,618 I felt sorry for him. - Now it happened. You want to be a teacher. 636 00:41:46,792 --> 00:41:48,874 Knock it off. - Teacher. He's a teacher, 637 00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:51,575 and he always will be. - No way. 638 00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:54,832 Uh... yes, you will. 639 00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:59,663 Really? - I'm sure it can solve our problem. 640 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,116 It's cyber technology from a computer game. 641 00:42:02,458 --> 00:42:03,789 I made some changes. 642 00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:07,538 The sensors should simulate real physical touch. 643 00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:11,789 What kind of sensors? - At primary and secondary sexual organs. 644 00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:15,746 And through the goggles we can see each other as 3-D models. 645 00:42:20,208 --> 00:42:21,494 Is it a size XXS? 646 00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:24,540 Powering up. 647 00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:29,244 Now put on the goggles. 648 00:42:33,167 --> 00:42:35,283 Oh, Ploppi! 649 00:42:42,167 --> 00:42:44,033 Oh. No, Chantal! - Ploppi! 650 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,365 Okay, children. 651 00:42:49,708 --> 00:42:50,948 Not now, Grandma. 652 00:42:51,292 --> 00:42:53,033 I brought you some cookies. 653 00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:56,492 Playing computer games? - Yes. Bang, bang. 654 00:42:56,833 --> 00:42:58,494 Pow. 655 00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:02,367 Won't you try a cookie? - Now's a bad time. 656 00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:05,782 What are those funny things? 657 00:43:10,417 --> 00:43:11,532 Oh, boom. 658 00:43:11,875 --> 00:43:13,832 I'll put one in for you, sweetheart. 659 00:43:15,875 --> 00:43:17,957 Are they yummy? - Chantal? 660 00:43:18,292 --> 00:43:20,454 Do you want one too? 661 00:43:24,917 --> 00:43:28,535 If it's so fun, maybe we can play it with Grandpa sometime. 662 00:43:29,833 --> 00:43:30,994 Sure, Grandma. 663 00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:46,457 We just had sex with your Grandma. 664 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,914 Don't get me wrong, Ploppi. The fantasy films and chips are great, 665 00:43:55,083 --> 00:43:57,370 but I don't want to have cybersex for the rest of my life. 666 00:43:57,708 --> 00:44:01,622 I didn't even want to date you, but you were so dominant. 667 00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:04,541 Sorry, I thought you wanted it too. 668 00:44:06,833 --> 00:44:09,746 Don't you ever want to touch a girl for real? 669 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,082 Is there someone else? 670 00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:16,332 Ploppi! Tell me! - Chantal... 671 00:44:16,667 --> 00:44:17,873 Tell me. - No, get off! 672 00:44:18,208 --> 00:44:19,448 Or I'll have to kiss you. 673 00:44:19,792 --> 00:44:21,328 No! There was a girl! 674 00:44:22,583 --> 00:44:24,199 Amrei. 675 00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:29,073 We were in the math olympics together, and she was so good with numbers. 676 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:32,000 And she loved to speak Elvish. 677 00:44:34,292 --> 00:44:37,125 Was she so ugly, or why don't you want to date her? 678 00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:41,284 She has a clubfoot and fell into a depression. 679 00:44:41,625 --> 00:44:43,536 Now she doesn't call back. 680 00:44:43,875 --> 00:44:46,537 But I wrote her a love poem once. In binary code. 681 00:44:47,792 --> 00:44:49,749 But I never sent it off. 682 00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:52,449 Get off. Off! 683 00:44:57,083 --> 00:44:58,573 I don't think she even likes me. 684 00:45:04,625 --> 00:45:07,242 It really smells like primary numbers here. 685 00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:11,580 Anyway, I don't need my pussy wired every week. 686 00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:14,538 So I thought I'd help Ploppi hook up with that Amrei. 687 00:45:14,875 --> 00:45:17,162 If she's disabled too, it's a perfect match. 688 00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:19,820 Is she that emo chick from Schiller who got sent to therapy 689 00:45:19,958 --> 00:45:22,575 for biking on the highway? - I'll contact her. 690 00:45:22,917 --> 00:45:25,409 She won't talk to you. They hate pretty kids. 691 00:45:25,583 --> 00:45:29,907 You still have those ugly boots? The ones that look like they're Hitler's? 692 00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:32,491 Oh, you have them on. Can I borrow them? 693 00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:35,120 Gimme a smoke. - Don't have any. 694 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:37,706 Mr. Miller, no! 695 00:45:38,042 --> 00:45:39,282 See you. - No! -Chill! 696 00:45:39,625 --> 00:45:41,536 Not those. - What's the matter? 697 00:45:41,708 --> 00:45:43,699 Not those, Mr. Miller. 698 00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:45,491 Mr. Miller! 699 00:45:56,375 --> 00:45:57,490 Man, is this crack? 700 00:45:59,167 --> 00:46:01,909 Since when do you smoke crack? Seriously? 701 00:46:05,333 --> 00:46:07,324 Another one. - This is not good at work. 702 00:46:08,292 --> 00:46:10,408 Just one more drag. - You used to be addicted! 703 00:46:10,750 --> 00:46:11,911 Just one. 704 00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:13,536 No! - Run! 705 00:46:13,875 --> 00:46:16,333 Drugs are not good for you! 706 00:46:26,292 --> 00:46:29,956 Something bad has happened! Mr. Miller took crack and now he snapped! 707 00:46:39,917 --> 00:46:41,373 Have you seen Chantal? 708 00:46:44,750 --> 00:46:46,332 Find Chantal for me, okay? - What? 709 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,116 Come on, let's find her. 710 00:46:48,458 --> 00:46:49,448 Go. - I see. 711 00:46:49,792 --> 00:46:52,329 We're a team! - We have to get him to come down. 712 00:46:52,667 --> 00:46:53,498 But how? 713 00:46:53,833 --> 00:46:55,323 Not with an injection. 714 00:46:55,667 --> 00:46:57,749 I don't have that with me. 715 00:46:58,083 --> 00:47:00,040 My mom took that away. 716 00:47:00,375 --> 00:47:04,494 Diazepam is the only quick remedy. He'll be calm, and with a pulse. 717 00:47:04,667 --> 00:47:08,490 But it's a rectal suppository. - How will we stick it up his ass? 718 00:47:08,833 --> 00:47:10,915 Well, it's doable. 719 00:47:28,125 --> 00:47:30,082 You assholes! Untie me now! 720 00:47:30,417 --> 00:47:33,377 Whoever does it is going to get it back. - Gerster can't see him like this. 721 00:47:33,542 --> 00:47:36,250 Danger, pull his pants down. - What if he farts? 722 00:47:36,417 --> 00:47:38,033 Then we won't smell your sweat. 723 00:47:38,375 --> 00:47:42,039 It's not my fault. The doctor said it's testastatrone! 724 00:47:45,125 --> 00:47:47,207 Oh my god, it's huge. - I'm out! 725 00:47:47,542 --> 00:47:49,533 I'll do it. 726 00:47:50,792 --> 00:47:53,910 Grandma always puts Nivea on it. - Gimme your lip gloss. 727 00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:57,496 No, it was expensive! Gigi Hadid uses it on Snapchat! 728 00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:02,536 Go ahead, use it up! 729 00:48:02,708 --> 00:48:04,540 It's important. 730 00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:16,159 Mr. Miller? Relax your anus. 731 00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:25,456 Ow! Chanti! 732 00:48:26,042 --> 00:48:27,908 Then you have to make him swallow it. 733 00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:31,288 But I don't know how that will change the effect. 734 00:48:32,667 --> 00:48:34,954 You fuckers, gimme the shit and I'll forget this... 735 00:48:35,292 --> 00:48:37,078 It's the drug speaking, not you. 736 00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:39,662 Now swallow it. - Or suffocate! 737 00:48:42,417 --> 00:48:44,033 You guys are sick. 738 00:48:48,750 --> 00:48:50,491 Fuck off! 739 00:48:53,167 --> 00:48:55,249 Mr. Miller! 740 00:48:55,917 --> 00:48:57,703 He's out of it! 741 00:48:58,042 --> 00:48:59,578 What's going on? 742 00:49:01,542 --> 00:49:03,328 Ms. Gerster's coming! - No! 743 00:49:05,667 --> 00:49:06,953 Danger? 744 00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:21,662 You're killing him! 745 00:49:24,875 --> 00:49:26,411 Mr. Miller? 746 00:49:27,833 --> 00:49:29,665 I changed my clothes! 747 00:49:34,792 --> 00:49:35,907 Mr. Miller... - Hey! 748 00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:37,365 Hi. - Hey. 749 00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:38,623 So? 'So? 750 00:49:42,208 --> 00:49:46,327 Now don't be silly. I need a few signatures for insurance. 751 00:49:47,750 --> 00:49:50,242 My pleasure. - Good. 752 00:49:53,583 --> 00:49:55,244 Why are you sweating? 753 00:49:56,625 --> 00:49:58,707 Because it's hot. - Uh-huh. 754 00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:00,868 A hot topic. 755 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:05,538 We're on it. We're in the fast lane! 756 00:50:07,208 --> 00:50:10,997 So motivated, huh? - Most def. Hey, Gerster! 757 00:50:11,333 --> 00:50:12,744 Careful, okay? 758 00:50:13,083 --> 00:50:15,700 How about that demonstration lesson? - Yeah, right. 759 00:50:18,708 --> 00:50:22,030 Demonstration lesson! Demonstration lesson! 760 00:50:22,208 --> 00:50:24,791 Demonstration lesson! - Are you serious? 761 00:50:28,708 --> 00:50:30,949 I'm a good teacher. 762 00:50:31,292 --> 00:50:33,408 I can do it. Really! 763 00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:36,583 I want you to be proud of me. - Well... 764 00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:38,661 Yes. Mr. Miller, 765 00:50:39,208 --> 00:50:41,870 I'm glad you see this as something long-term. 766 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,037 Very well, I'll check the schedule. 767 00:50:55,625 --> 00:50:56,990 Yes! 768 00:50:57,333 --> 00:50:58,494 Wake up! 769 00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:03,990 Yeah. 770 00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:27,369 Demonstration lesson! 771 00:51:30,542 --> 00:51:31,703 Oh, god. 772 00:51:33,708 --> 00:51:35,039 Out! 773 00:51:35,375 --> 00:51:38,993 No, not you! Where did you get it? Do you take it? 774 00:51:39,333 --> 00:51:42,371 What are you yelling for? - She had crack with her. 775 00:51:43,542 --> 00:51:46,830 Why didn't you tell me? We have procedures for this. 776 00:51:47,167 --> 00:51:50,125 How long have you been taking the drug? - Not at all. 777 00:51:53,708 --> 00:51:56,575 The cigarettes are from my mom's boyfriend. 778 00:51:56,750 --> 00:51:58,366 Is that so? 779 00:51:59,375 --> 00:52:03,243 I... I steal them from her sometimes so she can't smoke with him. 780 00:52:03,833 --> 00:52:06,370 She scares me when she smokes it. She trips out. 781 00:52:11,125 --> 00:52:13,742 I don't want to be the one with the crack mom. 782 00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:23,539 This frazzles me out more than the finals of Germany's Next Top Model. 783 00:52:25,417 --> 00:52:28,910 There's something else. Mr. Miller. - What else? 784 00:52:31,417 --> 00:52:35,206 I stole 250 Euros from Ms. Enzberger's cubicle. 785 00:52:35,542 --> 00:52:37,203 Who cares? 786 00:52:37,542 --> 00:52:39,124 Oh, uh, well... 787 00:52:39,292 --> 00:52:41,624 Why? - Stealing just sucks. 788 00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:43,999 I'll pay it back from the competition, I swear. 789 00:52:44,167 --> 00:52:46,875 What did you buy with the money, make-up? - No! 790 00:52:48,208 --> 00:52:49,198 No. 791 00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:54,247 My mom wants me to pay her rent as long as I'm not working. 792 00:52:56,167 --> 00:52:58,704 She doesn't want me to go to school. 793 00:52:58,875 --> 00:53:01,913 She says it's wasted on me. - Yeah. 794 00:53:11,667 --> 00:53:13,453 This is it. 795 00:53:13,625 --> 00:53:15,912 If I freak out, you just give a cough. 796 00:53:19,375 --> 00:53:22,572 Hey, by law she's old enough to leave school. 797 00:53:22,917 --> 00:53:27,036 Maybe no one told you, but not everyone quits after 9th grade. 798 00:53:28,167 --> 00:53:31,239 You watch your tone of voice. Who do you think you are, anyway? 799 00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:35,197 You can't fool kids into thinking they can pass their A-levels. 800 00:53:35,375 --> 00:53:36,911 I'll tell you something: 801 00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:40,530 My sister, my half-sisters, the other half-sister, 802 00:53:40,708 --> 00:53:44,201 all my cousins and my 2nd cousin, Chantal's dad, that is, 803 00:53:44,542 --> 00:53:47,864 none of them graduated And we're doing just fine. 804 00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:50,575 We went and got our hands dirty. 805 00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:53,913 We learned how to work. And so can she. 806 00:53:54,083 --> 00:53:59,078 Mom, I can help out after school. - No! Young lady, we talked about this! 807 00:53:59,750 --> 00:54:02,367 I'm so fed up with this crap! 808 00:54:03,042 --> 00:54:06,239 Always hanging out at school, doing nothing, earning nothing. 809 00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:09,250 I have to support her. But the fact is, 810 00:54:09,417 --> 00:54:12,455 we all know she's too dumb for A-levels. 811 00:54:12,792 --> 00:54:15,329 And now fuck off. - You want me to fuck off? 812 00:54:15,667 --> 00:54:19,786 You think I can't handle you intellectuals? - You can fuck off! 813 00:54:20,125 --> 00:54:23,743 You want me to sue you? - Yeah, go right ahead. 814 00:54:23,917 --> 00:54:27,239 But it smells like you spent your legal budget on liquor. 815 00:54:27,417 --> 00:54:30,955 Your breath reeks so bad, I don't dare light a cigarette. 816 00:54:31,125 --> 00:54:32,490 Mom? Mom, chill. 817 00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:40,198 Is this the thanks I get, huh? For all the money I spend on you? 818 00:54:40,542 --> 00:54:43,330 For feeding your fat ass at my counter? 819 00:54:43,667 --> 00:54:45,123 Is this how... - Hey! 820 00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:48,120 I didn't want off-duty stress, but this is going too far. 821 00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:50,199 Shut your trap, you... 822 00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:55,030 Now you listen to me: If Chantal comes to school 823 00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:58,663 with a single bruise, or if you throw one more thing at her, 824 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,538 the public health department will pay you a visit, 825 00:55:02,875 --> 00:55:05,833 and your filthy, piss-reeking pub will be shut in no time. 826 00:55:07,708 --> 00:55:10,245 And if your boyfriend brings drugs home again, 827 00:55:10,583 --> 00:55:12,449 or takes drugs in front of Chantal, 828 00:55:12,792 --> 00:55:15,750 he will stop by with some buddies and burn the whole place down. 829 00:55:19,083 --> 00:55:20,369 Well. 830 00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:23,325 What a productive parent-teacher talk that was. 831 00:55:23,667 --> 00:55:27,410 I think it's time for lunch. Chantal? - What are we having? 832 00:55:27,750 --> 00:55:29,741 Pizza. - Vegetables would be good. 833 00:55:30,083 --> 00:55:31,665 And vegetables. 834 00:55:37,625 --> 00:55:39,161 Hi, Zeki. 835 00:55:39,917 --> 00:55:42,989 Hey, Jackie. Make me a Bloody Mary, will you? 836 00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:45,831 I'm still drunk. 837 00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:50,366 I always thought, what good is Judo? 838 00:55:50,708 --> 00:55:53,746 Judo, Judo, Judo, I thought, it's way too physical! 839 00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:56,745 Can you buckle up, please? 840 00:55:57,417 --> 00:56:00,250 Remind me to let you take over my parent conferences. 841 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,161 Two-fifty. 842 00:56:09,167 --> 00:56:10,908 Whassap? I want to party tonight. 843 00:56:11,125 --> 00:56:14,914 She's crazy. She just dodged a beer glass, now she wants to party. 844 00:56:15,417 --> 00:56:18,955 Are you in a WhatsApp group with them? - I tapped Chantal's phone. 845 00:56:19,292 --> 00:56:20,874 Someone has to check on them. 846 00:56:21,208 --> 00:56:23,791 Party at the Fantasia tonight! 847 00:56:23,958 --> 00:56:27,576 They're going out drinking again. They're supposed to study! 848 00:56:28,542 --> 00:56:30,909 Time for a little lesson. - The Fantasia, huh? 849 00:56:31,250 --> 00:56:34,788 Last time I was there I was 16. Can I come? - No! 850 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:37,366 Please! I could use some cool music. 851 00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:40,958 I don't want to be seen with you. - I don't believe you. 852 00:56:41,125 --> 00:56:44,618 Even teachers like to party, even teachers have time off, 853 00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:46,624 even you can come along. 854 00:56:47,792 --> 00:56:48,873 Or maybe not. 855 00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:55,332 ID, please. - Yes, of course. 856 00:56:55,667 --> 00:56:57,453 That was a joke. This is Paco. 857 00:56:59,417 --> 00:57:00,452 ID, huh? 858 00:57:00,625 --> 00:57:02,832 Your retards are here, the DJ is briefed. 859 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,197 Strippers use the second door, please. Thanks. 860 00:57:10,792 --> 00:57:12,078 That's Amrei, by the way. 861 00:57:13,708 --> 00:57:17,497 That's her? I don't see what's wrong with her foot. 862 00:57:17,667 --> 00:57:19,578 You only see it when she walks. 863 00:57:21,542 --> 00:57:22,998 Man, the music sucks! 864 00:57:23,333 --> 00:57:26,041 You're the one who wanted to go out once more before it's over. 865 00:57:26,375 --> 00:57:30,494 Why are you such a buzz kill? - Did you think anyone would talk to you? 866 00:57:33,875 --> 00:57:34,865 Oh, Amrei! 867 00:57:37,167 --> 00:57:39,078 Now look. 868 00:57:40,625 --> 00:57:41,990 Oh, okay. 869 00:57:43,292 --> 00:57:45,124 Yeah, she's cute... 870 00:57:45,750 --> 00:57:48,037 but not cuter than me. - No. 871 00:57:50,667 --> 00:57:53,739 But tell your friends to keep an eye on you when you take it. 872 00:57:53,917 --> 00:57:56,079 Yeah. Can I still screw when I'm on it? 873 00:57:56,250 --> 00:57:58,833 For sure. Like a rabbit. 874 00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:04,282 There. - Oh. 875 00:58:09,708 --> 00:58:11,244 Let him in, he's with me. 876 00:58:11,583 --> 00:58:12,744 Go ahead, kid. 877 00:58:13,917 --> 00:58:16,750 Where are the drinks? - Burak, how much did you drink? 878 00:58:17,208 --> 00:58:19,791 He grinded up on me from behind again. 879 00:58:43,417 --> 00:58:45,909 Are you an alcoholic or what? Gimme that! 880 00:58:47,417 --> 00:58:51,206 Hey party people! What's up? I thought you're studying? 881 00:58:51,375 --> 00:58:55,243 OMG, go away. You're the oldest person here. That's so embarrassing! 882 00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:57,290 Oh, thank you. 883 00:59:00,583 --> 00:59:02,745 What? I thought we could hang out a bit. 884 00:59:03,333 --> 00:59:06,746 Teachers and students. Dream team, quality time. Huh? 885 00:59:09,833 --> 00:59:11,699 I used to party here. I loved it! 886 00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:14,947 Wanna do a selfie? This is so cool! - OMG, let's go. 887 00:59:15,125 --> 00:59:16,331 Me too! - No! 888 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:17,990 Yes! 'No! 889 00:59:23,667 --> 00:59:25,954 I don't feel anything. Shit! 890 00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:29,832 Stop embarrassing us! 891 00:59:31,083 --> 00:59:32,915 Short time-out! 892 00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:42,915 Chantal, Daniel, Burak and Zeynep! 893 00:59:43,083 --> 00:59:45,916 Thanks for partying with your teachers tonight! 894 00:59:50,042 --> 00:59:54,081 You are my absolute favorite students! 895 01:00:00,125 --> 01:00:02,492 Okay, time to go home and do your homework! 896 01:00:10,208 --> 01:00:12,950 Britney! 897 01:00:31,542 --> 01:00:32,782 Biggi! 898 01:00:33,125 --> 01:00:35,332 I am Britney! 899 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:38,413 No, I'm Britney, you are Madonna. 900 01:00:39,292 --> 01:00:40,908 Hey, Biggi! 901 01:01:32,167 --> 01:01:33,749 Hey, Madonna! 902 01:01:33,917 --> 01:01:35,703 When is your new record out? 903 01:01:36,042 --> 01:01:39,831 Tomorrow is school. What was in that drink? 904 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,741 Why are you shouting? - The music! 905 01:01:42,083 --> 01:01:44,700 There is no more music, you're tripping! 906 01:01:44,875 --> 01:01:48,539 It's not your music! - Hey, I'm Britney! 907 01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:50,957 Get in! - I don't want to. 908 01:01:51,292 --> 01:01:53,659 Danger, Laura, get in the car! 909 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,537 Worst evening ever. 910 01:01:59,708 --> 01:02:01,915 Hey, where do I live? 911 01:02:08,708 --> 01:02:10,870 It's so dangerous as an attractive young woman, 912 01:02:11,208 --> 01:02:13,575 people are always putting something in your drink. 913 01:02:15,917 --> 01:02:19,615 Miller and Enzberger, to the Principal's office, ASAP-issimo. 914 01:02:19,958 --> 01:02:22,541 It's like with George Orwell. - You get used to it. 915 01:02:31,292 --> 01:02:34,125 This is trending. And no matter how often I watch it, 916 01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:37,080 I can't seem to find the pedagogical value in it. 917 01:02:37,250 --> 01:02:39,742 I think someone was... - Pardon? 918 01:02:40,083 --> 01:02:42,495 Impersonating me. - Were you on drugs? 919 01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:46,371 And why would you do such a thing? - Now the whole surprise is ruined, 920 01:02:47,250 --> 01:02:50,117 It's part of the anti-bullying seminar. 921 01:02:50,292 --> 01:02:54,160 Ms. Enzberger needed a hashtag for the seminar, and this is part of it. 922 01:02:54,333 --> 01:02:59,453 To make the students aware of how fast such embarrassing videos can spread online. 923 01:03:00,208 --> 01:03:03,246 And then reconsider their behavior? 924 01:03:07,833 --> 01:03:10,450 I'm holding the seminar? We have to report the theft. 925 01:03:10,792 --> 01:03:14,740 If you get the cops involved, she'll be kicked out of school and that's it. 926 01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:18,405 What is the hashtag? - "Stop shaming". 927 01:03:18,750 --> 01:03:21,538 "Stop WebShaming", I think it was. - Yeah, right. 928 01:03:21,875 --> 01:03:25,869 You have a budget for the seminar. Weren't you going to get an expert? 929 01:03:26,208 --> 01:03:27,994 What a little busy bee. 930 01:03:28,792 --> 01:03:31,204 Wants to do everything herself. 931 01:03:31,542 --> 01:03:33,283 All right, fine. 932 01:03:44,083 --> 01:03:47,826 Zeynep! Amrei is meeting someone. Yeah, I'm on it. 933 01:03:49,417 --> 01:03:51,909 The emos are chilling at the cemetery. 934 01:03:52,250 --> 01:03:54,617 I'll call back later. - Isabell! 935 01:03:59,667 --> 01:04:01,829 Are you crazy? Isabell? 936 01:04:03,125 --> 01:04:04,331 Let go of me! 937 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,957 You don't understand a thing! 938 01:04:07,292 --> 01:04:10,705 I'm meeting someone! - You come back! I want you to fight! 939 01:04:11,042 --> 01:04:13,534 And I'm taking away your computer for good! 940 01:04:39,167 --> 01:04:41,249 Are you Isabell? 941 01:04:41,708 --> 01:04:43,665 Yeah. - Wow... 942 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:48,039 It's so strange meeting for the first time in person, after all the chatting. 943 01:04:48,833 --> 01:04:50,790 Yeah, so what's up? 944 01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:55,450 I mean, I'm in such a shitty mood again. 945 01:04:55,792 --> 01:05:00,332 I have the mobile home. My grandpa didn't notice that I stole the keys. 946 01:05:00,667 --> 01:05:02,749 I have everything for the party, too. 947 01:05:04,125 --> 01:05:07,663 You don't look so sick. - You're saying that to a cancer patient? 948 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,490 Oh, Amrei! 949 01:05:10,250 --> 01:05:13,083 Oh, god, I'm sorry. I know it doesn't always show. 950 01:05:13,417 --> 01:05:15,454 That's okay. I'm wearing heavy make-up. 951 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:19,865 Ow. 952 01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:23,781 Tell me if my nose starts to bleed. That happens sometimes. 953 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,958 I really liked your poem about Hades. 954 01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:31,287 That we'll all go to Hades and be free at last. 955 01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:34,915 Yeah, thanks. So sweet of you. 956 01:05:38,125 --> 01:05:41,413 I have everything you need to hide out until it's time. 957 01:05:41,583 --> 01:05:43,494 No more online contact. It's safer. 958 01:05:43,833 --> 01:05:45,824 But next Wednesday we meet at the pier. 959 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:49,948 Here's the address. If it gets too cold, call and I'll bring you some blankets. 960 01:05:50,125 --> 01:05:51,615 I'll do that. 961 01:05:51,958 --> 01:05:53,790 Come on, Ines. 962 01:05:55,250 --> 01:05:56,911 See you soon, companion. 963 01:05:57,625 --> 01:05:59,536 Yeah... take it easy. 964 01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:04,166 That's such a beautiful gravestone. 965 01:06:04,333 --> 01:06:06,165 I'd like one just like it. 966 01:06:08,958 --> 01:06:10,369 So, Ploppi, 967 01:06:10,708 --> 01:06:13,621 they want to run away, to a town... I forgot the name. 968 01:06:13,958 --> 01:06:17,076 They want to be free. I think they have problems at home. 969 01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:20,413 Chantal, you have to stop them. - Relax, I'm on it. 970 01:06:20,583 --> 01:06:23,996 I want to find out a little more. Maybe I can interview them. 971 01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:27,576 "Runaways in Private". Do you think that could be a good article? 972 01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:31,323 When will you give her my letter? - OMG, it's always about you! 973 01:06:36,625 --> 01:06:38,741 Piss off! Hey, piss off! 974 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,957 Is this the Paralympics or what? 975 01:06:42,292 --> 01:06:43,657 Get her, Mats! 976 01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:48,366 You jerk! 977 01:06:53,542 --> 01:06:54,998 Who was that? 978 01:06:57,167 --> 01:06:59,579 Good morning! Okay. - Morning. 979 01:07:00,333 --> 01:07:03,621 Sure, there are anti-bullying experts for 250 Euros. 980 01:07:03,958 --> 01:07:06,871 But we teachers keep getting new challenges. 981 01:07:07,042 --> 01:07:09,579 Bullying, some of you might think, 982 01:07:10,625 --> 01:07:13,822 is something we can deal with in the schoolyard. 983 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:18,289 No, we can't. We'll deal with it here today, together. 984 01:07:18,625 --> 01:07:20,161 Remember the annual sports event, 985 01:07:20,333 --> 01:07:23,871 when Ariane ran the 200-meter race like crazy? 986 01:07:24,208 --> 01:07:26,449 She left everyone in the dust, right Ariane? 987 01:07:26,792 --> 01:07:29,750 Yup. - But she stopped, just before the finish. 988 01:07:30,458 --> 01:07:34,531 I shouted, "Ariane, keep running! You're winning!" 989 01:07:35,042 --> 01:07:37,033 And what did you say? - "No, no, no." 990 01:07:37,208 --> 01:07:40,701 Ariane waited. She wanted everyone to finish together. 991 01:07:40,875 --> 01:07:45,119 She took her best friend's hand and finished with her. Then what did you say? 992 01:07:45,917 --> 01:07:49,330 "We'll do it together." - We'll do it... together. 993 01:07:50,208 --> 01:07:53,041 We will do it together! 994 01:07:53,375 --> 01:07:57,323 That's the line I want you to remember after this seminar is over. 995 01:07:57,500 --> 01:08:02,040 Okay, who wants to share what it feels like when people bully you? 996 01:08:03,125 --> 01:08:05,492 So everyone knows what it means. 997 01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:08,824 Who has the courage? 998 01:08:12,167 --> 01:08:13,749 Take your time. 999 01:08:15,083 --> 01:08:17,290 Oh, man! - My eyes are burning! 1000 01:08:17,625 --> 01:08:20,117 Maybe not that much time. - Me. 1001 01:08:20,917 --> 01:08:22,499 Okay, wow. Come on up. 1002 01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:24,914 Mr. Miller! 1003 01:08:25,250 --> 01:08:28,572 Tell us who mistreated you in the teachers' room. 1004 01:08:30,833 --> 01:08:34,030 Well, there's this kid who... 1005 01:08:34,375 --> 01:08:37,037 He annoys me. - Danger. 1006 01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:40,538 I didn't like him, because he's weak and he's afraid. 1007 01:08:40,708 --> 01:08:42,540 Horrible traits. 1008 01:08:43,292 --> 01:08:45,454 The kid I'm talking about is... 1009 01:08:47,875 --> 01:08:49,991 No, I won't tell you. 1010 01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:52,950 He lived in an orphanage after his mother died. 1011 01:08:53,292 --> 01:08:55,829 He's too skinny, looks like a gypsy, and he stinks. 1012 01:08:56,167 --> 01:08:59,159 Danger! - Now we know who it is. 1013 01:08:59,333 --> 01:09:02,906 He doesn't shower because the older kids stuff soap in his mouth, 1014 01:09:03,083 --> 01:09:06,155 and hold the showerhead in his face until he can't breathe. 1015 01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:10,118 At school no one wants to sit next to him because he's dirty. 1016 01:09:11,208 --> 01:09:16,499 He doesn't wash his T-shirt because it has a sweat stain that looks like Tupac. 1017 01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:22,243 Everyone calls him gypsy. No one asks how he's doing. 1018 01:09:23,625 --> 01:09:26,538 Then he starts smoking. But not cigarettes, crack. 1019 01:09:26,708 --> 01:09:28,824 He thinks it makes him cooler. 1020 01:09:29,167 --> 01:09:33,741 He just wants to be part of the game, or have a teacher ask if everything's okay. 1021 01:09:34,083 --> 01:09:36,916 But no one asks, and no one notices anything. 1022 01:09:37,250 --> 01:09:41,448 Not even when he starts skipping school. He could vanish and nobody would notice. 1023 01:09:41,792 --> 01:09:46,116 And why don't you like the boy? - I said I didn't like him. 1024 01:09:46,458 --> 01:09:49,701 Because I don't like to be reminded of him. 1025 01:09:50,042 --> 01:09:54,161 But I think they would've thought twice if they'd heard his story or why he stinks. 1026 01:09:54,917 --> 01:09:57,909 Because he's afraid to use the showers. 1027 01:09:58,083 --> 01:10:02,156 Or that they tattooed a penis on his shoulder with a knitting needle, 1028 01:10:02,375 --> 01:10:04,582 which is why he won't take part in sports. 1029 01:10:04,917 --> 01:10:08,740 I didn't like him because he never learned how to ask for help. 1030 01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:12,036 He could've found his way more easily, 1031 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:14,415 and become something other than... 1032 01:10:14,583 --> 01:10:16,415 a teacher. 1033 01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:20,243 Who's he talking about? - Why do you think I have this lame tribal? 1034 01:10:21,708 --> 01:10:24,905 But I'll pay for anyone's tattoo who has a penis on their shoulder. 1035 01:10:25,083 --> 01:10:27,074 Okay, I broke the ice. 1036 01:10:29,208 --> 01:10:30,915 Thank you, Mr. Miller. 1037 01:10:32,208 --> 01:10:34,040 Who else dares to speak up? 1038 01:10:35,125 --> 01:10:37,207 Come on. Go ahead. 1039 01:10:37,375 --> 01:10:39,286 Be brave. 1040 01:10:39,750 --> 01:10:41,616 Justin. Come on up. 1041 01:10:47,958 --> 01:10:50,290 At the speed of light! 1042 01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:55,405 Justin, what's the worst thing the others did to you? 1043 01:10:55,750 --> 01:10:59,243 They tied me to the drone in my underpants. 1044 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:04,949 Then they posted pictures of it in the WhatsApp group and added me, 1045 01:11:05,833 --> 01:11:07,995 so I would see the photos. 1046 01:11:08,250 --> 01:11:10,912 And everyone threatened to do it again 1047 01:11:11,833 --> 01:11:13,039 if I told anyone. 1048 01:11:13,208 --> 01:11:17,031 I have to add that your WhatsApp groups are really anti-social, guys! 1049 01:11:17,208 --> 01:11:20,576 I was photographed from behind picking something up. 1050 01:11:20,750 --> 01:11:24,038 That was not okay. My ass looked huge. 1051 01:11:25,417 --> 01:11:27,249 My mom wanted to call the police, 1052 01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:32,157 but I said I'd handle it on my own, because I'm not a baby anymore. 1053 01:11:33,708 --> 01:11:37,827 And I told you to take it off Facebook. 1054 01:11:38,542 --> 01:11:41,614 And you said you would... if I jump off the roof 1055 01:11:42,667 --> 01:11:44,078 shouting "I can fly." 1056 01:11:47,042 --> 01:11:49,124 And my bone was sticking out, 1057 01:11:49,292 --> 01:11:51,158 and I didn't even cry. 1058 01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:54,117 I thought someone might visit me at the hospital, 1059 01:11:54,292 --> 01:11:56,499 but not even my best friend came. 1060 01:11:56,833 --> 01:12:00,201 Because they told him that if he visited me... 1061 01:12:01,333 --> 01:12:03,870 You said we were best friends! 1062 01:12:04,167 --> 01:12:05,453 Willy, 1063 01:12:05,792 --> 01:12:09,160 why didn't you stick by me? - I'm sorry. 1064 01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:13,656 I'd just like to know what it's like when everyone sticks together. 1065 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:18,039 Like in the movies, where the outsiders are always cool in the end. 1066 01:12:18,375 --> 01:12:21,493 Show them why you wear the mask. Go on. 1067 01:12:28,792 --> 01:12:31,989 My aunt has one, too. A 'branding' or something. 1068 01:12:38,750 --> 01:12:40,707 Sorry, that wasn't cool of us. 1069 01:12:41,042 --> 01:12:42,248 Hey! 1070 01:12:42,583 --> 01:12:44,995 Let's all get undressed! For Justin! 1071 01:12:45,542 --> 01:12:48,614 Yeah, we'll all take a photo together. In underwear, too! 1072 01:12:48,792 --> 01:12:52,035 Yeah! Come on, everybody! - Let's do it! 1073 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,833 Please remember to use the hashtag "StopWebShaming", 1074 01:13:04,167 --> 01:13:07,285 for which Chantal and I already made a little video. 1075 01:13:21,042 --> 01:13:23,329 I'm getting a boner with all these naked chicks. 1076 01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,491 OMG, you didn't really say that! 1077 01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:29,911 If you get any closer to me with your sweaty smell, I swear I'll kill you. 1078 01:13:30,083 --> 01:13:34,577 Are you bullying me for having feelings? What did you just learn? 1079 01:13:34,750 --> 01:13:37,663 Please accept my penis! 1080 01:13:37,833 --> 01:13:39,540 Go away, dude! 1081 01:13:39,708 --> 01:13:41,415 Oh. god! 1082 01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:45,163 Okay kids, everyone can get dressed again. That's enough, thanks. 1083 01:13:48,917 --> 01:13:50,203 Thanks. 1084 01:13:51,292 --> 01:13:53,283 Hello! I have something to say, too. 1085 01:13:53,875 --> 01:13:57,698 So far. it's been all about the ugly kids, and the retar... Okay, never mind. 1086 01:13:58,208 --> 01:14:01,576 I wanted to say that it's a little like bullying 1087 01:14:01,750 --> 01:14:05,618 when you've been at the school for so many years, like me, 1088 01:14:05,958 --> 01:14:08,120 and suddenly you realize 1089 01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:11,208 that none of the teachers believe in you. 1090 01:14:11,375 --> 01:14:12,615 You know? 1091 01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:17,118 Like, if nobody believes in you at home, and you realize it's the same at school, 1092 01:14:17,833 --> 01:14:21,656 somehow it's as if the door to the future is being held shut, 1093 01:14:21,833 --> 01:14:23,699 and you can't get through. 1094 01:14:23,875 --> 01:14:26,162 Chanti, you badass! - Yeah, Chanti! 1095 01:14:32,583 --> 01:14:33,618 Well, 1096 01:14:33,958 --> 01:14:37,451 I'll admit it's sometimes hard to believe that people can rise to the occasion. 1097 01:14:37,792 --> 01:14:42,161 But if you or anyone else here writes a very good article for the school paper, 1098 01:14:42,417 --> 01:14:47,617 that would really help our school. So yes, I do hope, and I believe in you, Chantal. 1099 01:14:49,375 --> 01:14:51,491 Thank you, Ms. Gerster. 1100 01:14:52,125 --> 01:14:54,082 Goodness, please. - Just a sec. 1101 01:14:54,417 --> 01:14:57,455 Okay, and now let's take a photo for #StopWebShaming. 1102 01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:01,332 Smile... 1103 01:15:02,625 --> 01:15:04,992 Ooopsl - Honestly, Chantal! 1104 01:15:06,417 --> 01:15:09,034 Ms. Enzberger, this is a bit too cozy. It's awkward. 1105 01:15:09,750 --> 01:15:12,663 Okay, kids, that was it. Back to class. 1106 01:15:12,833 --> 01:15:16,030 I learned a lot, I hope you did too. Bye. 1107 01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:25,075 Interview, Class Fart, Leimbach-Knorr tells all. 1108 01:15:27,417 --> 01:15:31,115 Without Spanx, would you wear two sizes larger, yes or no? 1109 01:15:31,458 --> 01:15:34,746 Would you rather date a 16- or an 18-year-old? 1110 01:15:34,917 --> 01:15:36,373 Did you know Hitler personally? 1111 01:15:36,708 --> 01:15:38,870 Excuse me? - If so, what was he like? 1112 01:15:39,208 --> 01:15:41,290 You're nuts. - How often do you have sex? 1113 01:15:41,458 --> 01:15:45,201 You think these yellow press questions will win the Class Fart an award? 1114 01:15:46,875 --> 01:15:48,661 What is this? 1115 01:15:50,292 --> 01:15:53,830 You will not print this. - The editorial board already approved it. 1116 01:15:54,167 --> 01:15:56,329 There's no one on the board besides you. 1117 01:15:56,667 --> 01:16:00,581 Ingrid, since I've been in charge, the Class Fart is super-successful! 1118 01:16:00,750 --> 01:16:02,286 We're not on a first-name basis. 1119 01:16:02,458 --> 01:16:05,416 Leave now and you'll get nominated for "worst teacher outfit". 1120 01:16:05,750 --> 01:16:07,036 Successful? 1121 01:16:07,542 --> 01:16:10,284 Mr. Miller secretly buys every single copy. 1122 01:16:10,458 --> 01:16:13,496 Who do you think wants to read this? - Yeah, right. 1123 01:16:13,667 --> 01:16:16,284 Check the boiler room. He wants to impress Ms. Gerster, 1124 01:16:16,458 --> 01:16:19,416 so he makes up all kinds of nonsense. 1125 01:16:19,750 --> 01:16:23,573 You know what you really need? Someone to tell you how it really is. 1126 01:16:23,917 --> 01:16:28,536 You and your hoodlums will never pass the performance test. 1127 01:16:29,833 --> 01:16:32,120 These ashtrays! 1128 01:16:34,083 --> 01:16:36,791 OMG, no! She's lying. 1129 01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:55,037 Look what I found in the boiler room! 1130 01:16:55,375 --> 01:16:56,991 You're lying! 'No! 1131 01:16:57,333 --> 01:17:01,031 And those essays weren't ours either! He just made it all up to look good! 1132 01:17:01,750 --> 01:17:03,912 I'm a crappy journalist! 1133 01:17:04,833 --> 01:17:06,915 And you're all failures too. 1134 01:17:07,250 --> 01:17:09,082 We'll never amount to anything. Never. 1135 01:17:09,417 --> 01:17:12,660 But I can sing. That part was true. - No, you can't! 1136 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,583 Why would he do that? - He wants us to be motivated. 1137 01:17:15,917 --> 01:17:18,659 So we think we're real people and pass the performance test. 1138 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,456 So we'll study and stuff. 1139 01:17:20,792 --> 01:17:23,204 But we'll never be normal people! 1140 01:17:23,375 --> 01:17:25,491 We're damned to be what came out at the JIC! 1141 01:17:25,833 --> 01:17:28,120 Geriatric nurse! 1142 01:17:31,667 --> 01:17:34,079 I'm having a negative orgasm. 1143 01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:37,208 Archeetect always felt weird to me. 1144 01:17:41,458 --> 01:17:42,368 ART CLUB EXHIBIT 1145 01:17:42,542 --> 01:17:44,579 It looks like a baby made mine. 1146 01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:49,286 I don't want to be a baby anymore! 1147 01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:15,245 I hit the wrong note there. 1148 01:18:19,708 --> 01:18:22,871 That wasn't professional to you? - Calm down, bro. 1149 01:18:27,458 --> 01:18:29,165 We shouldn't have trusted him. 1150 01:18:36,708 --> 01:18:40,030 Mr. Miller, you butthead! Come on out! 1151 01:18:40,375 --> 01:18:42,036 Thanks for all the lies! 1152 01:18:42,375 --> 01:18:44,662 Those weren't our childhood essays! 1153 01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:48,038 You fucked with us! We're failures! 1154 01:18:48,375 --> 01:18:49,831 Fuck school! 1155 01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:54,537 Why isn't it burning? - Give me a real bottle! 1156 01:18:54,875 --> 01:18:56,741 Are those Molotov cocktails? 1157 01:18:57,083 --> 01:19:00,530 Yeah, in a plastic bottle. - We don't have a future! 1158 01:19:03,417 --> 01:19:05,749 You said you'd let me out in front of school. 1159 01:19:07,333 --> 01:19:09,745 This is so embarrassing! 1160 01:19:20,917 --> 01:19:23,375 Why are the Smurfs on your iPod? 1161 01:19:23,708 --> 01:19:26,450 Turn it off! It's my sister's! 1162 01:19:26,792 --> 01:19:28,203 Stupid kid! 1163 01:19:31,458 --> 01:19:32,539 Here. 1164 01:19:33,208 --> 01:19:34,494 Daniel, don't overdo it! 1165 01:19:34,833 --> 01:19:36,574 Or what? Huh? 1166 01:19:41,875 --> 01:19:45,448 I thought you could use a little motivation. Now don't freak out! 1167 01:19:45,625 --> 01:19:50,074 You were the only teacher who told us the truth, but you're like all the rest! 1168 01:19:50,250 --> 01:19:54,574 We want the answers to the exam, or else we'll tell the police everything about you! 1169 01:19:54,750 --> 01:19:56,081 Hey! 1170 01:19:58,542 --> 01:20:00,124 What... what was that? 1171 01:20:00,958 --> 01:20:02,665 Theater Club! 1172 01:20:06,333 --> 01:20:07,664 Shit. 1173 01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:14,949 Have a good lunch! - You too! 1174 01:20:21,708 --> 01:20:23,870 FEDERAL MINISTRY OF EDUCATION 1175 01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:56,915 WRONG PASSWORD 1176 01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:13,624 Eckhart, this is Erika from Schiller School. 1177 01:21:13,792 --> 01:21:16,329 The test better be hard. No more gifts to Gudrun. 1178 01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:18,036 STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL 1179 01:21:18,208 --> 01:21:22,281 And please set the graduation assignments. Other states already have theirs. 1180 01:21:22,625 --> 01:21:24,332 Oh, shut up. 1181 01:21:25,625 --> 01:21:27,707 PERFORMANCE TEST - GERMAN 1182 01:21:30,792 --> 01:21:32,533 READING ASSIGNMENTS 1183 01:21:34,583 --> 01:21:37,871 "Faust II"? Oh god, there's more than one part. 1184 01:21:38,792 --> 01:21:40,954 This is child abuse. 1185 01:21:43,458 --> 01:21:45,995 "THE GODFATHER" 1186 01:21:46,708 --> 01:21:48,540 At least I know that one. 1187 01:21:49,542 --> 01:21:52,910 And then, all of a sudden, my copy card was blocked. 1188 01:21:53,250 --> 01:21:55,287 So I call the technician, 1189 01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:57,616 but of course no one comes! - Really? 1190 01:21:57,958 --> 01:22:01,030 So I took apart the whole machine, piece by piece. 1191 01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:03,161 We're looking for Mr. Miller. 1192 01:22:03,333 --> 01:22:06,166 His Art Club applied for a scholarship. 1193 01:22:06,708 --> 01:22:07,823 That's me. 1194 01:22:08,583 --> 01:22:09,698 Oh. 1195 01:22:10,042 --> 01:22:13,706 We'll have a look at the pieces. Where's the exhibit? 1196 01:22:13,875 --> 01:22:16,287 Upstairs, but... - Oh, upstairs! 1197 01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:20,832 But I'm not sure if... 1198 01:22:25,167 --> 01:22:27,750 Niki di Saint Fail! 1199 01:22:35,667 --> 01:22:38,705 What do you think? - You watched 'Ghost' too often. 1200 01:22:44,750 --> 01:22:47,117 There's no sign on that one. - Danger! 1201 01:22:49,333 --> 01:22:50,994 It fell over. 1202 01:22:54,083 --> 01:22:56,950 What's the piece called? - What's he on about? 1203 01:22:58,167 --> 01:23:00,625 "What's He On About." That's funny. 1204 01:23:00,917 --> 01:23:03,454 We'd like to add it to the catalogue. - Why? 1205 01:23:03,625 --> 01:23:08,324 We want to give you a scholarship. And you'll get a museum subscription. 1206 01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:12,118 Maybe you can study art after graduation. - But I'm not good at school. 1207 01:23:12,458 --> 01:23:14,574 Doesn't matter, as long as you graduate. 1208 01:23:14,917 --> 01:23:17,534 What you've done here is special. Angry. 1209 01:23:18,292 --> 01:23:19,874 And sad. 1210 01:23:20,042 --> 01:23:23,990 In schools we mostly see conformist crap. This packs a punch. 1211 01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:26,366 Dope. 1212 01:23:35,917 --> 01:23:37,908 Eew, fish! 1213 01:23:41,208 --> 01:23:43,290 Awesome job, Danger. - Right on, bro. 1214 01:23:43,458 --> 01:23:45,415 So who's dumb now? Boo-hoo-hoo. 1215 01:23:45,583 --> 01:23:49,451 "We're failures. You lied to us. Blah-blah-blah." Look at Danger. 1216 01:23:50,083 --> 01:23:52,290 What he can do you can do too. 1217 01:23:54,167 --> 01:23:57,455 But see if I care. Here, the answers for the performance test. 1218 01:23:57,792 --> 01:24:00,989 Copy it, memorize it, begin your lives with a lie. 1219 01:24:02,583 --> 01:24:04,995 I know what I'm talking about. 1220 01:24:06,167 --> 01:24:09,455 You can get away with it until your 20s, then it's all downhill. 1221 01:24:10,167 --> 01:24:13,455 You'll never know what you're capable of if you don't even try. 1222 01:24:13,792 --> 01:24:18,866 School is the only place you can rise above yourselves. If you don't get it here, 1223 01:24:19,042 --> 01:24:21,534 then life will fuck you over. 1224 01:24:26,167 --> 01:24:29,455 If the door to your future is being held shut, 1225 01:24:29,792 --> 01:24:32,989 then kick it in, Chantal! 1226 01:24:38,458 --> 01:24:39,664 Your decision. 1227 01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:47,662 The answers! - Wait! 1228 01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:50,115 Why? 1229 01:25:00,417 --> 01:25:02,033 Mr. Miller! 1230 01:25:02,375 --> 01:25:03,911 I know I'm good! 1231 01:25:04,250 --> 01:25:06,412 I believe in myself, and I believe you! 1232 01:25:08,333 --> 01:25:10,870 Go study. - Okay! 1233 01:25:17,333 --> 01:25:19,870 But how do you do that? 1234 01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:29,957 What? - We want to know how to study. 1235 01:25:31,625 --> 01:25:33,366 In return, we'll help you in sports class. 1236 01:25:35,208 --> 01:25:38,872 For each class, there's a book with reference material in the back. 1237 01:25:39,042 --> 01:25:40,908 For every book there's another book? 1238 01:25:42,042 --> 01:25:45,114 Yes, Chantal. - And how do you find them? 1239 01:25:46,292 --> 01:25:48,454 Under the author's last name. 1240 01:25:49,708 --> 01:25:51,198 Oh, wow. 1241 01:26:41,042 --> 01:26:43,374 So many letters! 1242 01:26:44,083 --> 01:26:45,573 And words! 1243 01:27:28,250 --> 01:27:29,786 Are you losers? - No! 1244 01:27:29,958 --> 01:27:31,323 Are you dumb? - No! 1245 01:27:31,500 --> 01:27:33,662 Do you believe in yourselves? - Yeah! 1246 01:27:35,083 --> 01:27:36,699 I'm excited, guys. - With adverb? 1247 01:27:36,875 --> 01:27:39,037 Deeply excited. - We're so good. 1248 01:27:40,417 --> 01:27:44,240 Good luck. Jammer is active. No more googling. We start now! 1249 01:27:46,875 --> 01:27:48,741 11TH GRADE PERFORMANCE TEST 1250 01:28:15,875 --> 01:28:17,081 Oh my god! 1251 01:28:18,792 --> 01:28:20,533 Mr. Miller! 1252 01:28:22,958 --> 01:28:25,495 We can stay at school and try for A-levels. 1253 01:28:25,833 --> 01:28:26,823 That's right. 1254 01:28:27,167 --> 01:28:30,205 And I'm working on the best article. - Very good. 1255 01:28:30,542 --> 01:28:31,953 We all passed! 1256 01:28:32,292 --> 01:28:34,124 Mr. Miller had known it. 1257 01:28:34,458 --> 01:28:37,371 Always this past-Heidi-Klum-perfect. - Huh? 1258 01:28:38,208 --> 01:28:39,994 Nothing, never mind. 1259 01:28:41,083 --> 01:28:42,665 Mr. Miller. 1260 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:45,367 Ploppi, Ploppi, give me the love letter. 1261 01:28:47,500 --> 01:28:48,786 Don't bend it. 1262 01:28:49,542 --> 01:28:50,828 "0-1-1-0..." 1263 01:28:51,167 --> 01:28:52,453 Whatever. 1264 01:29:03,708 --> 01:29:05,949 So this is your grandpa's? - Yes. 1265 01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:10,913 A friend of mine drives without a license too. 1266 01:29:18,583 --> 01:29:20,665 So cute, with all the candles! 1267 01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:24,831 Uh... okay. 1268 01:29:38,208 --> 01:29:41,746 I'm so glad we're taking this journey. - Yeah, there's something I need to say. 1269 01:29:42,083 --> 01:29:44,791 To freedom. - Girls, you sure drink a lot, but okay. 1270 01:29:45,125 --> 01:29:48,993 Cheers to beers and legs behind your ears. 1271 01:29:51,542 --> 01:29:53,249 Yuck, what is this? 1272 01:29:53,583 --> 01:29:55,745 Emo Colada, or what? 1273 01:30:01,667 --> 01:30:02,998 Okay, no homo! 1274 01:30:05,417 --> 01:30:07,283 Hades, here we come. Together. 1275 01:30:07,625 --> 01:30:09,787 Yeah, what I wanted to say is, 1276 01:30:10,125 --> 01:30:12,583 I can't go to Hades with you, because 1277 01:30:12,833 --> 01:30:16,827 I studied so hard for this one test, and, yeah, I passed! 1278 01:30:17,125 --> 01:30:19,913 Besides. I have something for you from Ploppi. 1279 01:30:20,750 --> 01:30:22,582 Who's that? - Etienne. 1280 01:30:25,167 --> 01:30:26,328 My companion. 1281 01:30:30,083 --> 01:30:32,495 How do you know him? - So. I suggest 1282 01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:35,245 that we talk a bit about your problems, 1283 01:30:35,500 --> 01:30:40,040 along the lines of "smart people can be bummed too", then we'll take some photos. 1284 01:30:42,583 --> 01:30:44,244 That heater sure stinks, huh? 1285 01:30:45,333 --> 01:30:48,780 Anyway, maybe we could take a picture for my article too, 1286 01:30:48,958 --> 01:30:51,791 showing you meeting Ploppi, where it looks like 1287 01:30:52,125 --> 01:30:55,538 he's stopping you just before you run away from home. Yeah? 1288 01:30:55,708 --> 01:30:57,574 So, question... 1289 01:30:57,750 --> 01:31:00,708 Hey, this is really kicking in. - Isabell? 1290 01:31:01,458 --> 01:31:04,166 We just drank a toast. We're going to die. 1291 01:31:06,208 --> 01:31:08,700 I thought this is a booze cruise to Hades? 1292 01:31:08,875 --> 01:31:11,242 Hades is the Greek underworld. What did you think? 1293 01:31:11,583 --> 01:31:14,746 Uh, I thought it's a party location in Bulgaria. 1294 01:31:16,208 --> 01:31:17,915 You're having delusions. 1295 01:31:23,500 --> 01:31:25,832 OMG, you want to kill yourselves! 1296 01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:28,617 Honey, we agreed on all this in the forum. 1297 01:31:28,792 --> 01:31:32,035 Remember, Isabell? You have cancer. - But he loves you! 1298 01:31:34,250 --> 01:31:35,706 No one loves us. 1299 01:31:38,542 --> 01:31:41,034 And once we're asleep, it'll all go fast. 1300 01:31:41,875 --> 01:31:44,708 No, but I don't want to die. I don't have cancer! 1301 01:31:46,333 --> 01:31:48,119 It's okay, you're just scared. 1302 01:31:48,458 --> 01:31:52,372 That's normal. But you said we have to give each other strength, 1303 01:31:52,542 --> 01:31:55,955 to go through with this together. Now be strong, Isabell. 1304 01:31:57,000 --> 01:31:59,082 But you have to read the love letter. 1305 01:32:11,792 --> 01:32:13,374 This is nice. 1306 01:32:15,125 --> 01:32:17,583 What was in that drink? 1307 01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:22,990 No... 1308 01:32:27,417 --> 01:32:29,579 Siri... 1309 01:32:29,917 --> 01:32:31,157 Ploppi. 1310 01:32:31,500 --> 01:32:32,831 Ploppi, Etienne. 1311 01:32:37,042 --> 01:32:40,080 Any new developments? - I don't want to... 1312 01:32:40,750 --> 01:32:42,115 die. 1313 01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:53,288 Are you gonna do that the whole drive? - I'm afraid so. 1314 01:32:54,042 --> 01:32:56,283 I have to imitate the engine. 1315 01:33:02,417 --> 01:33:03,873 It has to be here somewhere. 1316 01:33:08,583 --> 01:33:11,371 Where? - Take the next right. 1317 01:33:13,958 --> 01:33:16,996 When 50% of hemoglobin molecules bind with carbon monoxide, 1318 01:33:17,167 --> 01:33:18,657 you lose consciousness. 1319 01:33:33,958 --> 01:33:35,244 Turn them over. 1320 01:33:35,583 --> 01:33:36,664 Get them out. 1321 01:33:39,583 --> 01:33:40,948 The next one. 1322 01:33:46,167 --> 01:33:48,124 They're only unconscious. 1323 01:33:52,875 --> 01:33:55,082 Who are you screwing? 1324 01:33:55,875 --> 01:33:57,832 Well, I can't... won't answer that. 1325 01:34:03,542 --> 01:34:06,250 I wish I could be unconscious too. 1326 01:34:15,167 --> 01:34:18,159 I'm here. Everything will be fine. 1327 01:34:22,792 --> 01:34:25,079 Is this a dream? 1328 01:34:33,250 --> 01:34:36,322 You can give me a hug too, you know, for not being dead. 1329 01:34:36,500 --> 01:34:38,207 I don't wanna catch herpes. 1330 01:34:38,375 --> 01:34:40,787 Can you tell me what that was all about? - No idea. 1331 01:34:40,958 --> 01:34:44,155 Dead Emo Society? I didn't realize they wanted to kill themselves. 1332 01:34:44,500 --> 01:34:46,411 They're nuts. - No more Netflix for you! 1333 01:34:47,167 --> 01:34:50,910 I shouldn't have stopped taking my meds. I'm so embarrassed about this. 1334 01:34:53,625 --> 01:34:56,743 I should have given you the letter 1335 01:34:57,083 --> 01:35:00,041 much earlier. 1336 01:35:03,292 --> 01:35:04,703 Binary code. 1337 01:35:08,958 --> 01:35:10,949 Oh, Etienne! 1338 01:35:12,667 --> 01:35:14,749 Such sweet words! 1339 01:35:15,083 --> 01:35:17,541 Yeah, Advanced Elvish, or what? 1340 01:35:17,875 --> 01:35:20,207 When are your parents finally coming? 1341 01:35:22,417 --> 01:35:23,873 Just so it's clear: 1342 01:35:24,208 --> 01:35:26,040 This was not for nothing. 1343 01:35:26,208 --> 01:35:28,825 You owe me one, you suicide bitches. 1344 01:35:29,000 --> 01:35:31,412 I wanted to hook you up, not kick the bucket. 1345 01:35:31,583 --> 01:35:34,416 Oh god, who dressed me in this? 1346 01:35:40,208 --> 01:35:43,621 Hey Zeynep, I need my make-up and some fresh clothes. I'm going live. 1347 01:35:44,542 --> 01:35:47,250 No, girl, not Insta-live. Oldschool live. 1348 01:35:53,792 --> 01:35:56,989 The group of suicidal kids was saved by a teacher 1349 01:35:57,208 --> 01:36:01,156 who apparently had his students chipped as a last resort against truancy. 1350 01:36:01,333 --> 01:36:04,655 How do you feel? - A salary bonus would be nice. 1351 01:36:05,458 --> 01:36:08,416 Do you enjoy being a teacher? - No, but I try to hide it. 1352 01:36:09,792 --> 01:36:12,329 He chipped us so he can find us whenever we fuck up. 1353 01:36:12,500 --> 01:36:14,616 He's just the best. - Yeah. 1354 01:36:14,792 --> 01:36:17,454 Worm treatment's next, then she's ready for life. 1355 01:36:17,792 --> 01:36:19,908 What happened in that camper, Amrei? 1356 01:36:20,167 --> 01:36:22,875 I can 't say, I have an exclusive interview with... 1357 01:36:23,042 --> 01:36:26,285 With the "Class Fart". I'm the editor, I rescued her. 1358 01:36:26,625 --> 01:36:28,286 Chantal? - Yes, that's right. 1359 01:36:31,000 --> 01:36:35,119 What a hero. Don't we all wish we had a teacher like that. That's it from me, 1360 01:36:35,458 --> 01:36:36,619 back to the studio. 1361 01:36:39,333 --> 01:36:41,324 Eckhart? - Gudrun, your school's in the news. 1362 01:36:41,667 --> 01:36:42,998 Oh, really? 1363 01:36:43,167 --> 01:36:45,625 I have 67, now 68 new registrations for the GCS. 1364 01:36:45,958 --> 01:36:48,290 Parents want their kids chipped. 1365 01:36:48,458 --> 01:36:52,122 Your school ensures safety after those suicidal kids were rescued. 1366 01:36:52,292 --> 01:36:54,533 You mean by Mr. Miller, the "problem"? 1367 01:36:54,875 --> 01:36:57,947 The man's a genius. Since when do pupils cheer their teacher? 1368 01:36:58,125 --> 01:37:00,162 Normally they gun us down! 1369 01:37:00,333 --> 01:37:04,622 You got more registrations in four hours than the SCG got all last year. 1370 01:37:04,792 --> 01:37:07,989 I thought comprehensive schools were a lost cause? 1371 01:37:08,167 --> 01:37:11,205 Yes. Yes, I made a mistake. GCS has to stay, 1372 01:37:11,375 --> 01:37:13,742 you're totally famous. 1373 01:37:14,708 --> 01:37:17,621 I'll give you the funds for the restroom renovation, 1374 01:37:17,958 --> 01:37:21,155 and 6 square miles of Erika's catchment area. 1375 01:37:22,125 --> 01:37:23,240 Gudrun? 1376 01:37:23,417 --> 01:37:24,953 Are you still there? - Yes. 1377 01:37:25,292 --> 01:37:30,162 I have an inquiry from "Spiegel" magazine, they want to distribute the "Class Fart". 1378 01:37:30,500 --> 01:37:33,663 Do you realize how this will help your budget? Gudrun? 1379 01:37:34,208 --> 01:37:37,371 No idea. What about the Bunsen burners? 1380 01:37:41,708 --> 01:37:45,451 Oh my god, I didn't know that "Spiegel TV" had a magazine too. 1381 01:37:48,792 --> 01:37:50,123 Look, it's me! 1382 01:37:50,458 --> 01:37:51,823 Look at that make-up! 1383 01:37:52,542 --> 01:37:54,749 And there you are, too, Amrei! 1384 01:37:59,917 --> 01:38:04,161 I want to buy all the copies, and I want a discount because I'm on the cover. 1385 01:38:08,667 --> 01:38:10,249 Don't mind me. 1386 01:38:12,458 --> 01:38:14,620 Good morning. - Morning! 1387 01:38:15,625 --> 01:38:16,990 Ploppi, clean the blackboard. 1388 01:38:19,250 --> 01:38:22,788 Mr. Miller, put away the beer, it's time for your teaching demonstration. 1389 01:38:24,375 --> 01:38:26,332 Are you prepared? - Of course. 1390 01:38:27,375 --> 01:38:29,787 What's the topic? - What do you think? 1391 01:38:32,833 --> 01:38:35,245 Sit down. It would be cool if we could... 1392 01:38:35,458 --> 01:38:36,789 What was I going to do first? 1393 01:38:36,958 --> 01:38:39,700 Just tell us what to say. - Quick! 1394 01:38:40,500 --> 01:38:43,697 Fuck, I need to use the toilet again. 1395 01:38:44,042 --> 01:38:47,535 OMG, he's so confused! We have to help him with his demonstration lesson. 1396 01:38:48,167 --> 01:38:49,157 Shit. 1397 01:38:50,500 --> 01:38:53,822 Here's a text, but no thingy... - Teaching objective! 1398 01:38:54,583 --> 01:38:57,325 Here's a text and a picture. - An interpretation! 1399 01:38:58,292 --> 01:39:02,160 Tadpoles and a machine! - He doesn't like tadpoles! 1400 01:39:02,333 --> 01:39:03,994 OMG, only four more minutes! 1401 01:39:04,167 --> 01:39:07,455 Let's read the book. Everyone one page! Mark whatever sounds smart. 1402 01:39:07,625 --> 01:39:10,083 No, I don't want to read it. It's about gays. 1403 01:39:10,250 --> 01:39:12,582 "Homo Faber" is a wordplay on homo sapiens. 1404 01:39:12,750 --> 01:39:15,037 We're all homo sapi... - I'll punch you one! 1405 01:39:15,208 --> 01:39:18,405 Oh, come off it! I mean, who was it who blew Burak? 1406 01:39:18,583 --> 01:39:22,326 It was a drinking bet. - We were kids, and it was only two seconds. 1407 01:39:22,667 --> 01:39:25,580 It was a little longer, bro. - It's normal to experiment. 1408 01:39:25,917 --> 01:39:27,908 Here's something else... 1409 01:39:28,250 --> 01:39:31,538 Mr. Gehlen, Ms. Sturz-Grube, Ms. Bergmann and I 1410 01:39:31,875 --> 01:39:34,082 wish you good luck. 1411 01:39:43,125 --> 01:39:44,661 Here we have a picture. 1412 01:39:44,833 --> 01:39:48,406 Who can tell me what it means? Yes? 1413 01:39:48,750 --> 01:39:52,618 I think it has to do with Homo Faber's problem with nature. 1414 01:39:52,958 --> 01:39:56,121 Zeynep, nice! - Can someone tell me a, you know, 1415 01:39:56,292 --> 01:39:58,624 a text passage? - Yeah! Here... 1416 01:40:00,167 --> 01:40:02,158 Here. - The homo changes. 1417 01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:06,493 Faber changes, yes. But why? 1418 01:40:07,125 --> 01:40:08,741 Why does he change? 1419 01:40:08,917 --> 01:40:10,658 Because... - He falls in love. 1420 01:40:10,833 --> 01:40:12,744 Because he falls in love. With Elisabeth. 1421 01:40:14,583 --> 01:40:16,790 With Elisabeth, yes. 1422 01:40:17,125 --> 01:40:19,457 Don't we all have an Elisabeth... 1423 01:40:19,958 --> 01:40:21,619 for whom we change? 1424 01:40:29,083 --> 01:40:33,031 How do the changes in Faber's character become evident? 1425 01:40:34,083 --> 01:40:36,916 He gets interested in other things all of a sudden. 1426 01:40:37,083 --> 01:40:39,950 He gets... nicer. 1427 01:40:40,750 --> 01:40:44,288 Yeah, and he's no longer so... unemotional. 1428 01:40:44,542 --> 01:40:47,330 Instead, he shows more human traits. 1429 01:40:47,833 --> 01:40:51,656 He's more likable. You want him to be happy, to find his place in life. 1430 01:40:54,667 --> 01:40:56,533 Text passages? 1431 01:40:58,167 --> 01:40:59,908 Yeah, the foreigner. 1432 01:41:03,792 --> 01:41:05,328 All the best. - Mr. Miller! 1433 01:41:06,000 --> 01:41:08,492 I'm proud of you. You saved the school. 1434 01:41:08,667 --> 01:41:11,989 You brought out the best in your students, and in yourself. 1435 01:41:12,167 --> 01:41:16,661 It pays off to believe in every problem student, until the very end. 1436 01:41:18,375 --> 01:41:20,707 You did good, assholes. 1437 01:41:25,625 --> 01:41:28,868 You were great, Mr. Miller! - You were a real teacher! 1438 01:41:29,042 --> 01:41:30,828 Yeah, well done! 1439 01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:33,412 Hey, Danger doesn't smell anymore! 1440 01:41:33,833 --> 01:41:35,494 Yeah, you've reached adulthood. 1441 01:41:36,167 --> 01:41:37,703 Not at all. 1442 01:41:42,417 --> 01:41:43,907 ONE YEAR LATER 1443 01:41:44,083 --> 01:41:46,324 Freedom is the word teachers hear most often. 1444 01:41:46,500 --> 01:41:49,413 The freedom to live a self-determined life, 1445 01:41:49,583 --> 01:41:51,324 without interference. 1446 01:41:51,500 --> 01:41:54,788 But the end of your school years is not synonymous with 1447 01:41:54,958 --> 01:41:59,623 the beginning of freedom. Instead, school is the foundation for freedom. 1448 01:42:00,250 --> 01:42:02,491 And now, right here and right now, 1449 01:42:02,667 --> 01:42:05,204 we have the graduating class of two thousand... 1450 01:42:05,375 --> 01:42:07,491 Blah-blah-blah! - This microphone... 1451 01:42:07,833 --> 01:42:10,370 Oh, my tampon slipped, I'd better check. 1452 01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:13,037 No, it's still there. 1453 01:42:15,417 --> 01:42:18,739 Funny, why is everyone looking at me? Is there something on my face? 1454 01:42:20,958 --> 01:42:24,155 Hello? Does anyone here happen to be single? 1455 01:42:25,500 --> 01:42:26,740 Okay, I'll stop now 1456 01:42:26,917 --> 01:42:30,455 and finally give those buttheads their report cards. 1457 01:42:37,417 --> 01:42:42,207 Thanks, Chantal and Daniel, we're all sad that the time has come to part ways. 1458 01:42:43,833 --> 01:42:46,746 Mr. Miller? Please come on stage now 1459 01:42:46,917 --> 01:42:49,409 and hand out the report cards, all right? 1460 01:42:52,917 --> 01:42:54,624 A+ 1461 01:42:54,958 --> 01:42:55,914 Nerd. 1462 01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:01,206 A- 1463 01:43:03,542 --> 01:43:05,283 C- 1464 01:43:12,125 --> 01:43:14,207 C- 1465 01:43:19,292 --> 01:43:20,828 C- 1466 01:43:21,417 --> 01:43:23,158 Good work. - Thank you! 1467 01:43:24,458 --> 01:43:25,619 D! 1468 01:43:33,333 --> 01:43:34,289 Hello? 1469 01:43:36,250 --> 01:43:39,993 Today we got our A-levels. And it was not easy. 1470 01:43:40,667 --> 01:43:43,409 If you have a vision early on in life, like me, 1471 01:43:43,750 --> 01:43:47,118 and you know you want to be a journalist, then that's a gift. 1472 01:43:48,542 --> 01:43:52,536 Above all, we want to thank Mr. Miller for always believing in us. 1473 01:43:54,375 --> 01:43:56,036 Hello, Mom. 1474 01:43:56,375 --> 01:43:58,366 I forgive you. 1475 01:43:59,458 --> 01:44:01,540 To all the students who come after us, 1476 01:44:01,875 --> 01:44:05,288 we hope you get him as a teacher. Because he's the best. 1477 01:44:06,875 --> 01:44:09,617 He saw more in us than many others did. 1478 01:44:10,458 --> 01:44:14,201 And he always wanted us to win in the end. 1479 01:44:15,292 --> 01:44:19,581 Mr. Miller, we'll always think of you later in life, when we're unemployed. 1480 01:44:22,625 --> 01:44:24,366 Yeah, Chanti! 1481 01:44:25,083 --> 01:44:28,246 Thanks. And in case you filmed this, link me on Instagram. 1482 01:44:31,667 --> 01:44:35,285 How emotional you are. Must be your first graduating class, right? 1483 01:44:43,125 --> 01:44:46,322 Are you touched? You never thought you'd achieve this, did you? 1484 01:44:47,792 --> 01:44:49,578 Nope. 1485 01:45:51,958 --> 01:45:55,121 Guess who got an internship at a regional paper? 1486 01:45:56,500 --> 01:45:57,786 Me. 1487 01:46:07,167 --> 01:46:10,865 My article about a sodomist rabbit breeder 1488 01:46:11,208 --> 01:46:12,994 won the newcomer award... 1489 01:46:16,167 --> 01:46:19,535 and got me a traineeship with a kick-ass magazine. 1490 01:46:24,125 --> 01:46:26,958 Zeynep is an intern at an environmental organization 1491 01:46:27,125 --> 01:46:30,117 and gets to use her singing talent with the seals. 1492 01:46:43,958 --> 01:46:47,076 Danger took the entrance exam at an art school. 1493 01:46:47,417 --> 01:46:51,081 Can someone hit me? I have to get angry. 1494 01:46:51,417 --> 01:46:53,078 Like Hulk. 1495 01:46:57,500 --> 01:46:58,535 Nope. 1496 01:46:58,708 --> 01:47:01,780 Laura decided to do a social year in Africa, 1497 01:47:01,958 --> 01:47:04,666 and fell in love with a student from Hanover. 1498 01:47:08,042 --> 01:47:09,407 Normally I can do better. 1499 01:47:09,750 --> 01:47:12,412 Mr. Becker, you can go now. 1500 01:47:12,750 --> 01:47:16,288 She was fair enough to inform Danger via text message. 1501 01:47:16,625 --> 01:47:18,366 I THINK IT'S BETTER IF WE SPLIT UP. 1502 01:47:20,208 --> 01:47:22,290 That bitch! 1503 01:47:27,750 --> 01:47:29,957 I told her a thousand times 1504 01:47:30,292 --> 01:47:32,124 not to go to Africa! 1505 01:47:32,458 --> 01:47:34,790 What am I supposed to do now? 1506 01:47:35,125 --> 01:47:38,243 It's so hard to find a good girlfriend, 1507 01:47:38,417 --> 01:47:40,784 who accepts you the way you are! 1508 01:47:50,250 --> 01:47:52,992 I hate her! 1509 01:47:53,333 --> 01:47:56,325 I hate you, Laura Schnabelstedt! 1510 01:48:00,375 --> 01:48:02,412 I loved you! 1511 01:48:48,625 --> 01:48:49,740 Done. 1512 01:48:55,542 --> 01:48:56,703 What happened, yo? 1513 01:48:57,875 --> 01:48:59,240 I'm in, bro! 1514 01:49:01,792 --> 01:49:04,033 Burak is in training with the police, 1515 01:49:04,208 --> 01:49:07,576 and secretly made a copy of the key to the evidence room. 1516 01:49:10,875 --> 01:49:14,118 Hey, you! Identity check! Take off your clothes, please! 1517 01:49:14,458 --> 01:49:17,746 We're checking for skid marks! 1518 01:49:23,750 --> 01:49:25,366 No cell phones in class. 1519 01:49:25,542 --> 01:49:27,328 Mr. Miller got a new class. 1520 01:49:31,375 --> 01:49:32,831 Something's on your face. 1521 01:49:33,167 --> 01:49:36,865 But the Asshole Group will always have a special place in his heart. 1522 01:49:56,333 --> 01:49:58,540 Eckhart! One isn't working. 1523 01:53:07,583 --> 01:53:10,416 I'm on your side, which saved your school head... 1524 01:53:10,583 --> 01:53:12,073 I mean head. 1525 01:53:12,542 --> 01:53:15,660 I need to report something positive. 1526 01:53:17,000 --> 01:53:18,707 What happens to me... 1527 01:53:19,792 --> 01:53:22,500 if we close? 1528 01:53:23,417 --> 01:53:24,953 Uh... 1529 01:53:26,167 --> 01:53:28,249 We, uh... this is... 1530 01:53:28,708 --> 01:53:31,166 I'm not stuck, I was acting. 1531 01:53:33,167 --> 01:53:35,249 Don't get political! - Come on! 1532 01:53:35,417 --> 01:53:36,953 Uh... Gudrun! 1533 01:53:37,167 --> 01:53:39,750 You know... Go on! 1534 01:53:41,750 --> 01:53:43,957 Oh, he has red... the red... 1535 01:53:44,250 --> 01:53:45,957 Shit! 1536 01:53:47,667 --> 01:53:51,706 Pass the coffee over... Martina. - Meike. We were on a class trip together. 1537 01:53:53,500 --> 01:53:56,333 That's right. 1538 01:53:58,000 --> 01:53:59,240 Pass the coffee. 1539 01:54:02,708 --> 01:54:04,244 Hey! Pass the coffee, 1540 01:54:04,542 --> 01:54:08,661 Martina. - Meike. We were on a class trip together. 1541 01:54:09,375 --> 01:54:12,822 Experts in suicide, or what... - Yup. 1542 01:54:13,167 --> 01:54:16,285 Experts developed highly complex algorithms for this... 1543 01:54:17,000 --> 01:54:18,991 I don't know. 1544 01:54:19,333 --> 01:54:21,791 You call this motivational? Can you reprogram... 1545 01:54:21,958 --> 01:54:24,370 The look on your face. - I'm sorry! 1546 01:54:24,708 --> 01:54:27,621 You call this motivational? Can you reprogram it? 1547 01:54:27,792 --> 01:54:30,580 Experts developed highly complex algorithms for this... 1548 01:54:30,750 --> 01:54:32,332 Exper... 1549 01:54:32,500 --> 01:54:34,241 It's really tricky. 1550 01:54:34,583 --> 01:54:38,577 Experts developed highly complex algorithms for it... 1551 01:54:39,417 --> 01:54:40,748 Shit. 1552 01:54:42,042 --> 01:54:45,455 Experts developed highly complex algorithms for this... 1553 01:54:45,792 --> 01:54:48,955 You call this motivational? Can you reprogram it? 1554 01:54:49,125 --> 01:54:52,993 Experts developed, uh, highly complex algorithms for this... 1555 01:54:56,708 --> 01:54:59,621 Sorry. - I had to laugh too. Crazy. 1556 01:55:00,667 --> 01:55:01,953 I had to laugh, too. 1557 01:55:02,292 --> 01:55:05,535 What was different? - They're fucking. 1558 01:55:07,833 --> 01:55:10,245 Not only in my thoughts. 1559 01:55:13,958 --> 01:55:15,619 Around 11. - Oh. 1560 01:55:15,917 --> 01:55:18,955 Oh. When the big hand points to "around" or what? 1561 01:55:19,625 --> 01:55:20,990 Yeah... - What? 1562 01:55:21,167 --> 01:55:22,447 Could you ask again? - Of course. 1563 01:55:22,583 --> 01:55:23,823 Thanks. - Sure. 1564 01:55:26,958 --> 01:55:29,825 Why was there a needle in there? - Ouch. 1565 01:55:32,583 --> 01:55:34,540 No, I can't! Too much saliva! 1566 01:55:40,958 --> 01:55:43,325 No, I can't! Too much saliva! 1567 01:55:49,958 --> 01:55:51,244 Oh, stop. 1568 01:55:56,708 --> 01:55:57,914 Strange. 1569 01:56:04,917 --> 01:56:05,952 And, action! 1570 01:56:14,458 --> 01:56:16,870 You throw it to her. - Throw it, don't shoot it. 1571 01:56:17,083 --> 01:56:18,994 Just throw it. 1572 01:56:22,750 --> 01:56:25,242 Ready? - Look at Gizem. 1573 01:56:25,750 --> 01:56:27,161 And, action! 1574 01:56:27,500 --> 01:56:28,535 Action! 1575 01:56:31,542 --> 01:56:34,500 Stay in! Stay in there! 1576 01:56:41,458 --> 01:56:42,744 OK, fuck, I... 1577 01:56:43,083 --> 01:56:44,198 Action! 1578 01:56:46,125 --> 01:56:47,286 Can't keep it in? 1579 01:56:47,625 --> 01:56:49,207 It stinks. 1580 01:56:49,917 --> 01:56:51,999 Sorry about that. 1581 01:56:54,458 --> 01:56:56,165 We're on. 1582 01:56:59,042 --> 01:57:00,624 From the top! 1583 01:57:06,042 --> 01:57:07,703 Just drink it! 1584 01:57:07,958 --> 01:57:10,199 Stop, stop! - You spit on me. 1585 01:57:10,375 --> 01:57:12,286 Why are you shouting? 1586 01:57:13,000 --> 01:57:14,411 And, action! 1587 01:57:19,750 --> 01:57:21,912 Stop! Wait, stop drinking! 1588 01:57:22,083 --> 01:57:23,665 One more time. - And... 1589 01:57:26,250 --> 01:57:27,911 Okay, now! - Action! 1590 01:57:32,292 --> 01:57:35,284 But I'll pay for anyone's tattoo who has a penis, too. 1591 01:57:35,792 --> 01:57:38,079 No! No, no. 1592 01:57:38,792 --> 01:57:40,749 It looks like a baby made mine. 1593 01:57:49,208 --> 01:57:51,290 It looks like a baby made mine. 1594 01:57:54,958 --> 01:57:56,198 Again. 1595 01:57:56,542 --> 01:57:58,453 Burak Altaschar... 1596 01:57:59,000 --> 01:58:00,661 ... C+! 1597 01:58:01,417 --> 01:58:03,124 He couldn't make it. 1598 01:58:12,625 --> 01:58:14,832 Bullshit. 1599 01:58:15,917 --> 01:58:18,124 Oh, man! 1600 01:58:27,833 --> 01:58:30,791 Okay, who do we have here? Wait... 1601 01:58:31,125 --> 01:58:32,411 And, action! 1602 01:58:38,333 --> 01:58:39,949 Zeynep... 1603 01:58:51,083 --> 01:58:53,324 You're arrested because of sexy! 1604 01:58:53,500 --> 01:58:55,366 My number is 110. 1605 01:58:57,417 --> 01:58:58,828 Aram! 1606 01:59:02,958 --> 01:59:05,120 Are they broken off? 1607 01:59:07,125 --> 01:59:08,240 No. 1608 01:59:08,542 --> 01:59:10,749 No. - You can bend them back. 1609 01:59:11,083 --> 01:59:14,405 MORE VIDEOS & FUN IN OUR FREE APP 1610 01:59:14,583 --> 01:59:17,041 NOW WITH "TORMENT YOUR TEACHER" 1611 01:59:17,250 --> 01:59:19,366 TEAM AND CAST THANK THE VIEWERS 1612 01:59:19,625 --> 01:59:21,616 FOR THEIR SUPPORT AND THE GREAT TIME! 1613 01:59:21,833 --> 01:59:23,574 WE LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR FEEDBACK 1614 01:59:23,750 --> 01:59:26,037 UNDER HASHTAG #FINALFACK 1615 01:59:26,583 --> 01:59:28,995 subtitles by peterigney babelfisch translations