0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 1 00:00:15,681 --> 00:00:19,184 I don't know, he just seems to be working us a lot harder lately. 2 00:00:19,284 --> 00:00:23,092 Practices are getting a lot rougher and a lot of exercise and a lot of running. 3 00:00:23,422 --> 00:00:27,226 You know how I love running. I don't know. 4 00:00:27,326 --> 00:00:30,846 Yeah, I heard there was a party going on tonight, I don't know if I want to go. 5 00:00:32,798 --> 00:00:34,533 I don't know if I want to sit around Robbie's basement 6 00:00:34,633 --> 00:00:37,160 while you guys make out in the laundry room. 7 00:00:37,536 --> 00:00:40,773 Which Mark, Mark Mendola? 8 00:00:40,873 --> 00:00:45,010 It doesn't matter. I'm babysitting. Yes, again. 9 00:00:45,110 --> 00:00:47,880 I don't know maybe. How late are you gonna be hanging out? 10 00:00:47,980 --> 00:00:49,648 - Hi, sorry. - I gotta go. 11 00:00:49,748 --> 00:00:51,716 Do you know where the post office is? 12 00:00:51,816 --> 00:00:55,888 The post office? I'm not real good with directions. 13 00:00:55,988 --> 00:00:59,959 Oh, hey. Can you help this lady get to the post office? 14 00:01:00,059 --> 00:01:03,351 - Are you Anna? - Yeah! 15 00:03:10,422 --> 00:03:13,179 Jacob, can you come down here? 16 00:03:18,630 --> 00:03:21,266 Your dad should be home any minute with a new sitter. 17 00:03:21,366 --> 00:03:24,360 Get down here and help me with your brother. 18 00:03:40,519 --> 00:03:42,611 Bye, Mom! 19 00:03:46,792 --> 00:03:48,394 Hi. 20 00:03:48,594 --> 00:03:51,763 - You must be Anna. - And you're Mr. Thompson? 21 00:03:51,863 --> 00:03:55,325 - Yeah, yeah, call me Dan though. - It's so nice to meet you. 22 00:03:56,802 --> 00:04:00,472 Yeah, Maggie has been a lot less reliable since she got her braces off. 23 00:04:00,572 --> 00:04:02,866 I don't know what's going on with that. 24 00:04:05,594 --> 00:04:09,459 It's me and my wife's anniversary tonight, so you're really saving our butts here. 25 00:04:10,098 --> 00:04:13,593 - Happy anniversary. - Thank you. Thank you. 26 00:04:15,387 --> 00:04:18,510 So, the kids have had play dates with the Abbott girls. 27 00:04:18,610 --> 00:04:22,853 Ashley and... what's the little quiet one's name? 28 00:04:24,963 --> 00:04:29,600 - I forget. - I just call them sleepy and grumpy. 29 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:32,404 Sleepy and grumpy, that's good. 30 00:04:32,504 --> 00:04:36,908 Yeah, well, our kids, they tend to be more energetic. 31 00:04:37,008 --> 00:04:39,578 They're good kids, great kids. 32 00:04:39,678 --> 00:04:41,167 They're just... 33 00:04:41,847 --> 00:04:43,882 And then there's... then there's our oldest. 34 00:04:43,982 --> 00:04:48,107 He's 11, he just started middle school and... 35 00:04:48,207 --> 00:04:50,689 you know... stones are dropping. 36 00:04:50,789 --> 00:04:54,693 - You know what I mean? - It's okay, I can handle an 11 year old. 37 00:04:54,793 --> 00:04:59,131 Yeah, Maggie said you were quite the... child herder. 38 00:04:59,231 --> 00:05:02,626 You got a Facebook page and everything. 39 00:05:05,270 --> 00:05:07,873 - Did you see my page? - No, no. I don't... 40 00:05:07,973 --> 00:05:10,339 I barely go on the computer. 41 00:05:11,109 --> 00:05:14,012 Yeah, I don't have one of those. It's a little too much sharing. 42 00:05:14,112 --> 00:05:16,209 But Joyce might've. 43 00:05:22,988 --> 00:05:25,456 And what age are the other two? 44 00:05:25,847 --> 00:05:28,927 Sally just turned 9, she just had her birthday. 45 00:05:29,027 --> 00:05:32,864 And Christopher is 4. 46 00:05:32,964 --> 00:05:35,634 He's a... he's a cute little guy. 47 00:05:35,734 --> 00:05:38,303 He won't give you much of a problem. 48 00:05:38,403 --> 00:05:40,296 They're good ages. 49 00:05:43,408 --> 00:05:47,235 - Give it back, Christopher! - Boys, slow it down. 50 00:05:50,282 --> 00:05:52,084 Mama? 51 00:05:52,784 --> 00:05:56,054 - Is the new babysitter a girl? - Yes, she's a girl. 52 00:05:56,154 --> 00:05:58,924 Because I like it when I'm not the only one all the time. 53 00:05:59,024 --> 00:06:02,083 - You can't catch me! - Guys! 54 00:06:06,165 --> 00:06:09,468 You guys. No, no, no. No jumping. Come on, keep it downstairs. 55 00:06:09,568 --> 00:06:12,344 Jacob! Hey! 56 00:06:13,905 --> 00:06:15,941 - Jacob! - I'm okay, Mommy. 57 00:06:16,041 --> 00:06:18,960 - Little idiot! - Jacob. 58 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:21,813 - You know what? - What? 59 00:06:21,913 --> 00:06:24,005 Hand it over. 60 00:06:25,150 --> 00:06:27,085 Jacob! 61 00:06:27,185 --> 00:06:29,354 - Hand it over! - He won't leave me alone! 62 00:06:29,454 --> 00:06:31,356 The kid won't leave me alone, it's not my fault. 63 00:06:31,456 --> 00:06:33,314 Give me the game. 64 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:37,095 - Till the weekend. - For what? 65 00:06:37,195 --> 00:06:39,398 I can't keep doing this with you. 66 00:06:39,498 --> 00:06:42,100 You want me to keep paying for babysitters till you're in college? 67 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,936 Yes. 68 00:06:44,536 --> 00:06:48,707 Like it or not, you're the big brother, and I need you step up. 69 00:06:48,807 --> 00:06:51,111 You're not a little anymore. 70 00:06:52,210 --> 00:06:55,580 - Jakey's gotta take care of us. - Shut it, meat bag. 71 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,373 Hey! 72 00:06:58,883 --> 00:07:02,354 Hey, Jake. Jake, you there? 73 00:07:02,954 --> 00:07:06,224 - Pick up! - Hey. Yeah. Howie. What do you want? 74 00:07:06,324 --> 00:07:08,993 Wanna come watch me play The New Dark Realm? 75 00:07:09,093 --> 00:07:12,920 No, no, I can't. Getting babysat tonight. 76 00:07:13,020 --> 00:07:17,969 Maggie's coming over? She so fine now she got her braces off. 77 00:07:18,069 --> 00:07:20,680 No, not Maggie. Someone new. 78 00:07:20,780 --> 00:07:22,341 Her best friend or something. 79 00:07:22,441 --> 00:07:25,944 My mom let's me watch my sister after school till she gets home from work 80 00:07:26,044 --> 00:07:28,980 - and I'm born three months after you. - Good for you. 81 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:32,517 Hey, so, remember how my cousins went on vacation to Nevada? 82 00:07:32,617 --> 00:07:36,321 Well, they brought me back something that's gonna blow your hole. 83 00:07:36,421 --> 00:07:39,458 - What is it? - I stashed it in your tree house. 84 00:07:39,558 --> 00:07:42,828 - Meet me there after bedtime. - Alright. 85 00:07:43,528 --> 00:07:45,565 I'll think about it. 86 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:47,748 Over and out. 87 00:07:48,148 --> 00:07:49,891 Hon? 88 00:07:50,735 --> 00:07:52,995 Hon, how we doing? 89 00:07:54,105 --> 00:07:56,508 Hon? Okay. 90 00:07:56,608 --> 00:07:58,343 Hi, I'm Joyce. 91 00:07:58,443 --> 00:08:01,713 Hi. It's so nice to meet you. Your house is beautiful. 92 00:08:01,813 --> 00:08:03,815 Sorry it's kind of a mess. 93 00:08:03,915 --> 00:08:06,635 - I'll be right down. - Okay. 94 00:08:09,621 --> 00:08:11,957 - Can I get a hug before we go? - Daddy! 95 00:08:12,057 --> 00:08:16,334 Thank you. Thank you. I'll miss you, too. 96 00:08:16,861 --> 00:08:20,632 - You smell funny, Dad. - It's Cologne. Your mom got it for me. 97 00:08:20,732 --> 00:08:23,935 - What's cologne? - It's like perfume for Daddies. 98 00:08:24,035 --> 00:08:27,138 Okay, guys. This is Anna, she's your babysitter for tonight. 99 00:08:27,238 --> 00:08:29,908 - Anna! - Hi. 100 00:08:30,008 --> 00:08:32,544 - I'm Sally. - And I'm Christopher! 101 00:08:32,644 --> 00:08:35,946 - That's my brother Christopher. - Hey, Christopher. 102 00:08:40,685 --> 00:08:43,054 - Oh, who's that guy? - That's Glow Nose. 103 00:08:43,154 --> 00:08:44,489 Glow Nose. Okay. 104 00:08:44,589 --> 00:08:47,012 - He was my... No, he was Jake's... - He was my... 105 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:51,196 ...when he was a little kid, and then he was Sally's, and now he's mine. 106 00:08:51,296 --> 00:08:53,969 - He looks like he's had a lot of love. - Yes, he does. 107 00:09:04,409 --> 00:09:08,447 Chris and Sal are babies. I don't need her here. 108 00:09:09,447 --> 00:09:13,698 You know, this a really special night for your mom and me. 109 00:09:16,054 --> 00:09:18,288 When are you gonna be back? 110 00:09:20,925 --> 00:09:22,989 You'll be asleep. 111 00:09:27,766 --> 00:09:30,611 Get downstairs and meet the new sitter. 112 00:09:33,004 --> 00:09:35,907 They already ate dinner but if they get hungry they can have a snack. 113 00:09:36,007 --> 00:09:39,144 There's cookies, crackers, gummies are in the cupboard. 114 00:09:39,244 --> 00:09:43,081 There should be some baby carrots in the crisper. Yes, there are. 115 00:09:43,181 --> 00:09:45,984 - I left the number for the restaurant... - I have a pet hamster. 116 00:09:46,084 --> 00:09:48,987 - And the number for my cell phone. - His name's Admiral Wubbles. 117 00:09:49,087 --> 00:09:51,585 Yeah? You'll have to introduce me. 118 00:09:51,957 --> 00:09:54,993 - Do the kids have their own phones? - "No cell phones till high school." 119 00:09:55,093 --> 00:09:59,664 That's right, family rule. But feel free to call my cell anytime, with any questions. 120 00:09:59,764 --> 00:10:01,600 - Okay. - He's coming down. 121 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,998 What else does she need to know? 122 00:10:04,098 --> 00:10:05,904 Let's see. 123 00:10:06,404 --> 00:10:10,141 They will probably try to convince you to let them play in the garage. 124 00:10:10,241 --> 00:10:12,826 - Do not let them. - What's in the garage? 125 00:10:12,926 --> 00:10:16,081 A '73 Corvette Stingray Coupe that I restored myself. 126 00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:17,412 - So... - Nice. 127 00:10:17,512 --> 00:10:20,986 Yeah. Yeah, I had it bored and stroked to a 383. 128 00:10:21,086 --> 00:10:24,556 - Got about 400 horsepower in that... - I thought we were in a rush? 129 00:10:25,256 --> 00:10:29,895 Yeah, yeah, we are. And we're taking the minivan. 130 00:10:30,995 --> 00:10:33,464 So, bedtime is nine o'clock. 131 00:10:33,564 --> 00:10:37,002 Jacob can stay up till 9:30 but only to read. 132 00:10:37,102 --> 00:10:39,871 They so should go down easy because we had soccer practice today. 133 00:10:39,971 --> 00:10:42,441 This one had ballet. 134 00:10:42,941 --> 00:10:45,676 Any allergies or medications I should know about? 135 00:10:45,776 --> 00:10:48,846 - No, nothing like that. - Nope, good genes. 136 00:10:48,946 --> 00:10:50,982 You have to watch Christopher brush his teeth. 137 00:10:51,082 --> 00:10:53,485 Otherwise he just eats the toothpaste. 138 00:10:53,585 --> 00:10:56,521 There he is. This is Jake, our oldest. 139 00:10:56,621 --> 00:11:00,412 - Jake, this is Anna, the new sitter. - Hi, Jake. 140 00:11:02,093 --> 00:11:04,029 Say hello. 141 00:11:04,129 --> 00:11:07,232 - Hey. - A wealth of conversation. 142 00:11:07,332 --> 00:11:12,503 He's mad at me because I took away his... what is it called, hand-held DX thing. 143 00:11:12,604 --> 00:11:14,706 Where is my good coat? Is it upstairs or where is it? 144 00:11:14,806 --> 00:11:16,408 Right in front of you. 145 00:11:16,508 --> 00:11:19,987 Alright, kids, gather around. Where's Christopher? 146 00:11:20,087 --> 00:11:22,747 - Christopher! - It's your anniversary! 147 00:11:22,847 --> 00:11:24,335 - Say goodnight. - Goodnight. 148 00:11:24,435 --> 00:11:27,552 - Nighty night! - Alright, listen up, you three. 149 00:11:27,652 --> 00:11:30,455 Anna here is in charge, okay? 150 00:11:30,555 --> 00:11:33,391 You be good and do what she says. Capiche? 151 00:11:33,491 --> 00:11:37,062 - Ka-peach. - Ka-peach, ka-peach, ka-peach! 152 00:11:37,162 --> 00:11:39,564 - Good night, guys. - Good night. 153 00:11:39,664 --> 00:11:42,067 - Home by eleven. - Enjoy your meal. Happy anniversary! 154 00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:45,236 - Thank you. Bye guys, I love you! - Love you. 155 00:11:45,336 --> 00:11:46,610 Love you, too! 156 00:11:48,239 --> 00:11:50,399 What shall we play? 157 00:11:52,177 --> 00:11:54,746 - Do you want to draw? - No. 158 00:11:54,946 --> 00:11:58,024 What do you want to do? We could play board games? 159 00:12:03,855 --> 00:12:07,358 - We could do make-up. - No! I'm a boy! 160 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:09,694 Can we get ice cream? 161 00:12:10,994 --> 00:12:15,500 Oh, let's play dress-up! 162 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:20,456 Yes, let's play dress-up! 163 00:12:26,711 --> 00:12:28,780 You coming, Jacob? 164 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:32,308 Don't bother. Jacob never plays with us anymore. 165 00:12:37,222 --> 00:12:40,252 Dress-up's for girls, Chris. 166 00:12:41,159 --> 00:12:42,694 Okay, what dress should I wear? 167 00:12:42,794 --> 00:12:45,296 - This one, this one, or this one? - That one! 168 00:12:45,396 --> 00:12:47,832 - Which? - This one. 169 00:12:47,932 --> 00:12:49,000 - Right? - That's awesome! 170 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,870 That's the best darn dress that I ever saw! 171 00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:53,838 And then she becomes queen. 172 00:12:53,938 --> 00:12:56,841 And so then they can't decide who's gonna be queen again... 173 00:12:56,941 --> 00:13:00,078 So why don't they play 'rock paper scissors says shoot?' 174 00:13:00,178 --> 00:13:02,247 - They can't play rock paper scissors. - Oh, yeah. 175 00:13:02,347 --> 00:13:05,784 And so then they decide that they're both gonna rule together. 176 00:13:05,884 --> 00:13:07,686 Hey, guys. 177 00:13:08,486 --> 00:13:10,530 What if I told you... 178 00:13:10,630 --> 00:13:14,217 that you don't have to be a boy, or a girl, or a human, 179 00:13:14,317 --> 00:13:16,394 or really anything? 180 00:13:16,494 --> 00:13:18,997 You can be whatever you wanted. 181 00:13:19,097 --> 00:13:23,059 And all you had to do was pretend. 182 00:13:25,603 --> 00:13:28,873 Because pretending is this... super power we all have. 183 00:13:28,973 --> 00:13:33,094 When we pretend, we can be anyone we want to be. 184 00:13:34,479 --> 00:13:36,882 When you get really good at it... 185 00:13:37,582 --> 00:13:39,751 people won't even know you're pretending anymore. 186 00:13:39,851 --> 00:13:42,812 - I wanna play pretend! - Good. 187 00:14:07,412 --> 00:14:09,551 Cool room. 188 00:14:12,717 --> 00:14:14,710 It's alright. 189 00:14:24,429 --> 00:14:26,644 Lemur-boy? 190 00:14:27,565 --> 00:14:30,035 You ever read Death Vice? 191 00:14:30,935 --> 00:14:34,371 No. Mom and Dad say it's too violent. 192 00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:39,720 Well, your parents aren't here right now, are they? 193 00:14:54,258 --> 00:14:56,402 See ya later? 194 00:15:01,265 --> 00:15:04,303 I never feel great leaving them with someone we don't know. 195 00:15:05,603 --> 00:15:07,739 I thought Anna seemed like a very nice girl. 196 00:15:07,839 --> 00:15:10,060 Yeah, I noticed. 197 00:15:16,414 --> 00:15:19,262 The kids are gonna be fine, okay? 198 00:15:19,362 --> 00:15:21,552 Jan Abbott said that Anna is great with her girls 199 00:15:21,652 --> 00:15:24,123 and we both know that they're nightmares. 200 00:15:25,423 --> 00:15:27,691 Tonight's about us. 201 00:15:28,141 --> 00:15:30,345 Thirteen years. 202 00:15:30,895 --> 00:15:33,346 Our marriage is a teenager. 203 00:15:35,099 --> 00:15:37,602 I think we deserve a night off. 204 00:15:37,702 --> 00:15:39,696 I agree. 205 00:15:42,306 --> 00:15:45,376 - New dress? - Yes. Now you notice. 206 00:15:45,676 --> 00:15:48,012 I... I noticed before. 207 00:15:48,112 --> 00:15:52,503 It just took a little while for the Polaroid to develop. 208 00:15:54,268 --> 00:15:56,161 Thank you. 209 00:16:01,592 --> 00:16:03,912 I am Princess Petalsong. 210 00:16:04,012 --> 00:16:07,031 My leaves are vibrant, my fruit is tart, 211 00:16:07,131 --> 00:16:08,933 and my roots run deep. 212 00:16:09,033 --> 00:16:12,003 She's from enchanted forest. On toon tube? 213 00:16:12,103 --> 00:16:15,761 Mommy bought it for me. It's my favorite show. 214 00:16:18,309 --> 00:16:21,163 What a big scary Bronto! 215 00:16:21,263 --> 00:16:23,915 - Look how the floor shakes when he moves. - What the heck? 216 00:16:24,015 --> 00:16:25,870 Were those mommy's good pillows? 217 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:32,256 - What'd you stuff it with? - Sweatshirts. 218 00:16:32,356 --> 00:16:34,292 Now this is pretending. 219 00:16:34,392 --> 00:16:37,896 Not some out-of-a-bag get-up your mom bought you. 220 00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:40,966 He ruined Mommy's good pillows! 221 00:16:41,766 --> 00:16:45,201 Sometimes it's okay to destroy things for fun. 222 00:16:45,937 --> 00:16:48,907 Good job, Christosaurus. 223 00:16:50,808 --> 00:16:53,062 Jacob! 224 00:16:54,445 --> 00:16:56,547 Daddy's old uniform! 225 00:16:56,647 --> 00:17:00,351 - Jacob's gonna do pretend with us! - Leave me alone. 226 00:17:00,451 --> 00:17:02,020 Just get off of me. 227 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:05,123 Anna, we're not allowed to play with this stuff. 228 00:17:05,223 --> 00:17:07,319 Well, Sal... 229 00:17:07,962 --> 00:17:10,553 Mom and Dad aren't here, are they? 230 00:17:15,433 --> 00:17:17,171 That's right. 231 00:17:17,271 --> 00:17:19,287 No fair. 232 00:17:19,437 --> 00:17:22,907 Hey, you were supposed to be pretending to be something, too! 233 00:17:23,307 --> 00:17:24,854 I already am. 234 00:17:25,543 --> 00:17:27,080 What do you mean? 235 00:17:30,765 --> 00:17:32,501 I'm a photographer. 236 00:17:33,651 --> 00:17:38,030 Yeah, I travel around the world taking photos of amazing creatures. 237 00:17:39,457 --> 00:17:43,894 - Hey, Christopher, what do dinosaurs do? - Sit down and eat meat! 238 00:17:44,244 --> 00:17:46,081 That's right. 239 00:17:46,831 --> 00:17:48,633 Smile. 240 00:17:50,168 --> 00:17:53,195 Alright, give us a twirl, Princess. 241 00:17:56,741 --> 00:17:58,142 Beautiful. 242 00:17:58,242 --> 00:18:01,794 Stand up. Come on, big boy. 243 00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:09,420 Alright, stand together. Raise that trophy over your head. 244 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:14,058 But not like you're victorious, like you're going to smash it on top of her. 245 00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:17,336 Sally, stop smiling. 246 00:18:19,564 --> 00:18:20,804 Stop smiling. 247 00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:24,075 Good. 248 00:19:18,356 --> 00:19:21,692 - Did you do this? - Yeah, I did that. 249 00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:23,994 When did you have time to do that? 250 00:19:24,094 --> 00:19:29,000 I had enough time on my lunch break to run them here from Vinnie's. 251 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,969 - Vinnie! - Remember Vinnie? Yeah. 252 00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:34,305 - Vinnie. - Vinnie was 75 when we first met him. 253 00:19:34,405 --> 00:19:38,665 - How old is he? - Vinnie was 75. So he's a 104 now. 254 00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:40,645 Remember what he said? 255 00:19:40,745 --> 00:19:43,731 - I don't remember what he said. - "Red is for the passion. 256 00:19:43,831 --> 00:19:46,580 White is for the longevity." 257 00:19:47,284 --> 00:19:49,220 That's right. 258 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,701 - We got that. - We got them both. 259 00:19:51,801 --> 00:19:55,666 - I don't want to play this anymore. - Yeah, let's play a different game. 260 00:19:55,766 --> 00:19:59,063 Alright. How about hide & seek? Not it! 261 00:19:59,163 --> 00:20:01,399 - Not it! - Not it! Jake's it! 262 00:20:01,499 --> 00:20:04,469 No. No, no, I'm not playing. 263 00:20:05,369 --> 00:20:08,339 I'm not... I'm not playing. I don't want to play. 264 00:20:08,439 --> 00:20:12,267 Come on, Jake. Don't you want to find me? 265 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,523 One hundred... ninety-nine... 266 00:20:25,623 --> 00:20:30,084 Ninety-eight... ninety-seven... 267 00:20:30,694 --> 00:20:32,588 No peeking. 268 00:20:39,203 --> 00:20:41,772 Ninety-eight, 269 00:20:41,872 --> 00:20:44,242 ninety-seven, 270 00:20:44,742 --> 00:20:47,044 ninety-six, 271 00:20:47,144 --> 00:20:49,213 ninety-five... 272 00:21:27,785 --> 00:21:31,122 seventy, sixty-nine, 273 00:21:31,222 --> 00:21:32,714 sixty-eight... 274 00:21:56,614 --> 00:21:59,450 fifty-four, fifty-three, 275 00:21:59,550 --> 00:22:03,269 fifty-two, fifty-one, 276 00:22:03,369 --> 00:22:05,213 fifty... 277 00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:34,985 thirty-six, thirty-five, 278 00:22:35,085 --> 00:22:38,530 thirty-four, thirty-three... 279 00:22:50,067 --> 00:22:52,837 Ten, nine, 280 00:22:52,937 --> 00:22:54,918 eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one! 281 00:22:56,407 --> 00:22:59,039 Ready or not, here I come! 282 00:23:09,587 --> 00:23:12,180 Now where could they be? 283 00:23:49,627 --> 00:23:51,613 You found me. 284 00:23:57,701 --> 00:23:59,537 Jake? 285 00:23:59,737 --> 00:24:01,633 Jacob? 286 00:24:15,219 --> 00:24:16,597 Hey. 287 00:24:20,641 --> 00:24:22,913 Hey, will you find me a new tampon? 288 00:24:24,028 --> 00:24:25,796 A what? 289 00:24:25,896 --> 00:24:28,186 I have my period. 290 00:24:30,801 --> 00:24:33,254 You know what that is, right? 291 00:24:34,371 --> 00:24:36,173 Yeah. 292 00:24:36,273 --> 00:24:38,901 So, where does your mom keep her stuff? 293 00:24:44,515 --> 00:24:46,308 This? 294 00:24:49,853 --> 00:24:52,435 No, that's for when your mom has an infection. 295 00:24:57,861 --> 00:25:00,288 Look for Pamtax. 296 00:25:03,934 --> 00:25:05,801 Which color? 297 00:25:07,938 --> 00:25:09,734 Green. 298 00:25:13,377 --> 00:25:15,637 Can you open it for me? 299 00:25:17,414 --> 00:25:19,274 Okay. 300 00:25:40,337 --> 00:25:42,197 Thank you. 301 00:26:07,965 --> 00:26:10,058 Oh, man! 302 00:26:14,555 --> 00:26:17,024 Jake. Come in, Jake. 303 00:26:17,124 --> 00:26:18,950 Jake! 304 00:26:21,245 --> 00:26:24,516 Jake. Come in, bro. 305 00:26:28,786 --> 00:26:31,465 Dude, you gotta come see this stuff. 306 00:26:33,824 --> 00:26:35,649 Howie... 307 00:26:37,227 --> 00:26:38,796 Yo. 308 00:26:38,896 --> 00:26:41,741 I think I just saw my first China hole. 309 00:26:44,234 --> 00:26:48,072 You know eventually we're going to have to have 'the talk' with him. 310 00:26:48,972 --> 00:26:50,975 What talk? 311 00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:53,078 'The talk'. 312 00:26:54,078 --> 00:26:57,998 - Yeah. Yeah. - No. I don't want to think about that. 313 00:26:58,098 --> 00:27:00,985 I don't even like picturing him with armpit hair. 314 00:27:01,085 --> 00:27:02,953 You know the little Stevie kid down the street, 315 00:27:03,053 --> 00:27:06,290 he's got the little starter mustache going on. Yeah. 316 00:27:06,390 --> 00:27:10,395 It's just a weird time, especially if you're the last one to sprout. 317 00:27:11,595 --> 00:27:13,823 You think they're making fun of him? 318 00:27:14,798 --> 00:27:18,502 They better not be. I will punch them in the face if they're making fun of my baby. 319 00:27:18,602 --> 00:27:21,338 - Joyce... - He's my baby! 320 00:27:21,438 --> 00:27:24,942 Well, your baby has a pretty interesting browsing history. 321 00:27:25,042 --> 00:27:27,286 Hey! Give it back! 322 00:27:27,386 --> 00:27:29,847 I already dipped the feet! 323 00:27:29,947 --> 00:27:32,950 Anna! Tell him to give it back! 324 00:27:33,050 --> 00:27:36,420 - Don't be a drama queen, Sally. - Yeah, Sal. Really? 325 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,957 - Christopher! - Just get a different cookie. 326 00:27:40,057 --> 00:27:43,427 - Chill out, okay? - But I had a whole cookie family 327 00:27:43,527 --> 00:27:46,263 and then the papa was about to take them to the pond, 328 00:27:46,363 --> 00:27:50,217 - and now no one else can drive stick! - Anyone can drive stick. 329 00:27:50,317 --> 00:27:52,836 There's a whole package of cookies here, so... 330 00:27:52,936 --> 00:27:55,172 - pick a different papa. - Yeah, pick a different one. 331 00:27:55,272 --> 00:27:56,769 Yeah, Sal, 332 00:27:56,869 --> 00:28:00,430 there's a whole pack of cookies. 333 00:28:00,711 --> 00:28:03,580 Yep, look at all of these... 334 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,516 Jacob! 335 00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:11,121 - So many cookies. - Anna! Do something! 336 00:28:11,221 --> 00:28:12,990 Lots of options. 337 00:28:13,090 --> 00:28:16,554 Can I have one? Please. 338 00:28:19,496 --> 00:28:21,766 I want juice. 339 00:28:22,366 --> 00:28:25,613 - You have juice. - I want that juice. 340 00:28:26,570 --> 00:28:29,765 - Go get it yourself. - Okay. 341 00:28:33,977 --> 00:28:37,314 You know now that your DNA is all over those cookies... 342 00:28:37,414 --> 00:28:40,884 - you're gonna have to eat all of them. - No fair! 343 00:28:40,984 --> 00:28:42,382 Really? 344 00:28:43,453 --> 00:28:46,857 I mean it. Eat them all. 345 00:28:46,957 --> 00:28:49,751 - Go. - What? 346 00:28:53,230 --> 00:28:55,023 They yummy? 347 00:28:55,123 --> 00:28:57,581 This is a loada B! 348 00:29:10,013 --> 00:29:12,082 Can I have some milk? 349 00:29:12,182 --> 00:29:14,934 Not till you finish those cookies. 350 00:29:30,567 --> 00:29:33,496 Best babysitter... 351 00:29:35,539 --> 00:29:37,975 Hey, what's your favorite color? 352 00:29:38,075 --> 00:29:39,143 Black. 353 00:29:39,243 --> 00:29:41,812 - Black? - Yeah. 354 00:29:42,312 --> 00:29:44,194 That's my favorite color, too. 355 00:29:49,252 --> 00:29:51,621 Hey, how about we go cheer up your sister? 356 00:29:51,721 --> 00:29:53,514 Yeah. 357 00:30:07,170 --> 00:30:09,540 Man, which of you guys put the wrong cap on the marker? 358 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:13,477 - How's that masterpiece coming? - Good. 359 00:30:14,077 --> 00:30:16,213 It's the right one. 360 00:30:16,313 --> 00:30:18,448 See there's blue under the green cap. 361 00:30:18,548 --> 00:30:21,176 And now I've got a blue flower stem. 362 00:30:44,307 --> 00:30:45,943 Hey, Jacob. 363 00:30:46,043 --> 00:30:50,013 - If you open your mind I'll tell you... - Fascinating. 364 00:30:50,113 --> 00:30:53,017 So, this the flower queen. 365 00:30:53,517 --> 00:30:56,720 - Queen! - And then this is the princess. 366 00:30:56,820 --> 00:30:59,356 - Who is the king? - There isn't a king. 367 00:30:59,456 --> 00:31:02,283 - The royal family. - It's a queendom. 368 00:31:05,329 --> 00:31:07,740 Hey, Anna, check this out. 369 00:31:08,231 --> 00:31:09,933 Yeah. 370 00:31:10,633 --> 00:31:14,204 - Christopher, what's this? - Attack of the killer olives! 371 00:31:14,304 --> 00:31:16,039 What happened to that guy? 372 00:31:16,139 --> 00:31:19,109 You mean this guy? He got stepped on by the monster's toe claw. 373 00:31:19,209 --> 00:31:25,043 That's the toe claw and this where he chewed off his legs and arms. 374 00:31:25,143 --> 00:31:27,601 Hey, Anna, wanna help me feed my python? 375 00:31:27,701 --> 00:31:29,753 - Can we come, too? - I don't wanna go. 376 00:31:29,853 --> 00:31:33,156 No, you guys know the rules. Just me and Anna. 377 00:31:33,256 --> 00:31:37,294 - Please? - Yeah, he's right. We're too little. 378 00:31:37,394 --> 00:31:40,564 - You know, that's just rude. - Fine. 379 00:31:40,664 --> 00:31:43,400 - I don't wanna go. I don't wanna go. - We'll all go. Come on. 380 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:46,003 No. I'm not going. 381 00:31:46,503 --> 00:31:49,539 I don't wanna see the python! Please! 382 00:32:04,187 --> 00:32:06,123 - Can I hold the mouse? - No. 383 00:32:06,223 --> 00:32:07,825 - Please. - Nope. 384 00:32:07,925 --> 00:32:09,226 - Can I feed the snake? - Nope. 385 00:32:09,326 --> 00:32:11,623 - Why not? - Because you suck. 386 00:32:11,723 --> 00:32:14,278 Hey. Jake. 387 00:32:16,066 --> 00:32:20,931 In the wild, these animals are hunters. They always devour their prey alive. 388 00:32:21,031 --> 00:32:22,807 Warm. 389 00:32:23,907 --> 00:32:26,110 This is cold. 390 00:32:26,510 --> 00:32:28,536 But this... 391 00:32:30,814 --> 00:32:34,042 - is warm. - Admiral Wubbles? 392 00:32:34,334 --> 00:32:35,855 What's he doing here? 393 00:32:36,953 --> 00:32:39,856 Tonight I think Drake deserves a special treat. 394 00:32:39,956 --> 00:32:42,692 - Cool! - No. No, no. 395 00:32:42,792 --> 00:32:46,864 - Drake's gonna eat Sally's hamster? - No, he is not! 396 00:32:46,964 --> 00:32:49,967 You know, I've never seen Drake eat anything that big, Sal. 397 00:32:50,067 --> 00:32:53,556 - That's not funny! - Let's see. 398 00:32:56,239 --> 00:32:58,966 - No! - Hey! 399 00:33:00,243 --> 00:33:04,046 - Yeah, yeah, you wanna get him? - Get out the way! Move it, Jacob! 400 00:33:05,515 --> 00:33:07,753 Nope. No. Can't get pass me. 401 00:33:13,390 --> 00:33:16,284 - Christopher, what are you... - No, no, no! Christopher, no! 402 00:33:22,099 --> 00:33:25,168 Get him out! Stop! Stop! 403 00:33:25,268 --> 00:33:27,104 Get him outta there, Jake! 404 00:33:27,204 --> 00:33:30,931 - Yeah, we should get him out... - Wait. Just watch. 405 00:33:32,542 --> 00:33:34,778 He's scared. 406 00:33:35,078 --> 00:33:37,038 No! 407 00:33:39,849 --> 00:33:42,085 Get him out! 408 00:33:42,185 --> 00:33:44,187 Let go! 409 00:33:44,287 --> 00:33:46,790 Get off of me! 410 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,774 Do something, Jake! Please! 411 00:33:53,096 --> 00:33:55,389 Let go! 412 00:34:27,631 --> 00:34:29,461 No! 413 00:34:50,420 --> 00:34:52,789 I'm sorry, Sal. 414 00:34:52,889 --> 00:34:54,958 Don't be sorry. 415 00:34:55,058 --> 00:34:57,085 Everyone dies at some point. 416 00:35:15,779 --> 00:35:18,782 Okay, I'm really bad at keeping this secret. 417 00:35:18,882 --> 00:35:21,467 I was gonna wait till dessert but... 418 00:35:21,567 --> 00:35:24,328 since you busted out the champagne... 419 00:35:25,522 --> 00:35:27,756 Happy anniversary. 420 00:35:28,249 --> 00:35:33,831 Alright. Coupons for those mittens that I wanted to get, right? 421 00:35:34,898 --> 00:35:36,924 - Slippers? - Open it. 422 00:35:45,108 --> 00:35:47,144 The Nascar Sprint Cup? 423 00:35:47,244 --> 00:35:50,247 Two seats. 'Pit terrace,' the guy aid those were the best. 424 00:35:50,347 --> 00:35:53,984 Yeah. Yeah. They are the best. 425 00:35:54,284 --> 00:35:57,220 - How did you... How did you even... - Don't worry about it. 426 00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:01,672 I've been putting away for this for a while. I got hooked up. 427 00:36:02,225 --> 00:36:04,417 And you deserve it. 428 00:36:05,695 --> 00:36:07,870 You deserve it. 429 00:36:09,332 --> 00:36:11,558 You're the best. 430 00:36:24,214 --> 00:36:26,571 You know who's gonna freak out about this? Pete. 431 00:36:26,671 --> 00:36:30,020 He's gonna flip his lid when he hears about this. 432 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,490 He's been talking about this for three or four months now. 433 00:36:33,590 --> 00:36:35,986 I was kinda thinking you might take, Jake. 434 00:36:39,896 --> 00:36:41,686 Yeah. 435 00:36:42,286 --> 00:36:45,335 - Of course... it's stupid of me... - I mean... it's not stupid. 436 00:36:45,435 --> 00:36:47,871 ...not think about taking Jake. I just... 437 00:36:47,971 --> 00:36:50,907 You just haven't had a lot of time together lately. 438 00:36:51,007 --> 00:36:52,742 I think he needs it. 439 00:36:52,842 --> 00:36:56,313 And I thought that would be a fun way to spend time together. 440 00:36:56,813 --> 00:36:58,844 Screw Pete. 441 00:37:11,294 --> 00:37:15,633 Hey. Come on, look who's here. 442 00:37:16,533 --> 00:37:19,003 Look who's here. 443 00:37:20,103 --> 00:37:22,163 You want him? 444 00:37:25,175 --> 00:37:27,177 It's okay. 445 00:37:27,277 --> 00:37:29,670 We'll get more Wubbles. 446 00:37:32,816 --> 00:37:36,419 Wipe away the tears. 447 00:37:36,519 --> 00:37:38,756 Wipe away them! 448 00:37:39,656 --> 00:37:42,659 Come on, wipe away those tears. 449 00:37:42,759 --> 00:37:46,970 Where's the big Sally I know? Where is she? 450 00:37:47,630 --> 00:37:50,400 Where is the old Sal? 451 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,861 Soaked. 452 00:37:54,737 --> 00:37:58,108 Where is the old Sally I know? 453 00:37:58,208 --> 00:38:02,005 Where is she? Is she still here? 454 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,644 Kids, movie time. 455 00:38:06,449 --> 00:38:09,386 Come on. It's movie time! 456 00:38:09,936 --> 00:38:11,930 It's movie time. 457 00:38:14,157 --> 00:38:17,351 - Come on. - What are we watching? 458 00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:33,109 I hate movies. 459 00:38:33,209 --> 00:38:36,746 I don't know what's wrong, it won't turn off... 460 00:38:36,846 --> 00:38:39,139 No, you're with me. 461 00:38:41,117 --> 00:38:44,211 - Jake, where are you going? - Bathroom. 462 00:38:46,589 --> 00:38:49,359 - It's Mommy. - That's not Mommy. 463 00:38:49,459 --> 00:38:51,728 What are you doing to me? 464 00:38:51,828 --> 00:38:53,963 Oh, my God. 465 00:38:54,063 --> 00:38:55,865 Just trying out the camera. 466 00:38:55,965 --> 00:38:58,201 Get over here. I want to take your pants off. 467 00:38:58,301 --> 00:39:00,370 Daddy's naked! 468 00:39:00,470 --> 00:39:01,884 Oh, my God. 469 00:39:29,265 --> 00:39:32,469 Oh, my God, you're so hard right now. 470 00:39:38,207 --> 00:39:39,967 Jacob! 471 00:39:48,518 --> 00:39:50,609 Jacob! 472 00:40:14,644 --> 00:40:16,804 Howie? 473 00:40:18,281 --> 00:40:20,049 Howie? 474 00:40:20,149 --> 00:40:22,785 - Go to bed, Jacob. - Mrs. Parker? 475 00:40:22,885 --> 00:40:25,021 Howie's had his walkie taken away. 476 00:40:25,121 --> 00:40:28,057 Supposed to be doing his homework and he's out doing God-knows-what. 477 00:40:28,157 --> 00:40:30,683 Go to bed, Jacob. 478 00:40:32,061 --> 00:40:35,521 Mrs. Parker, there's something wrong with the new babysitter. 479 00:40:41,804 --> 00:40:43,997 Mrs. Parker? 480 00:40:44,941 --> 00:40:46,667 Crap. 481 00:41:26,549 --> 00:41:28,643 That's private! 482 00:41:32,321 --> 00:41:34,257 Alright. 483 00:41:34,357 --> 00:41:36,710 Well, I think it's time for bed. 484 00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:39,719 Come on, babe. 485 00:41:57,980 --> 00:42:00,109 "Once upon a time... 486 00:42:00,209 --> 00:42:04,912 in a faraway land lived a mama bear and her little cubbie. 487 00:42:11,661 --> 00:42:15,883 They lived in a cave in a snowy forest. 488 00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:19,887 Mama bear loved her cubbie so much. 489 00:42:22,038 --> 00:42:26,067 He made her smile in a way mama bear never thought she could. 490 00:42:28,811 --> 00:42:33,650 - Mama bear worked very..." - This book is strange. 491 00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:36,424 You're strange, Sally. 492 00:42:38,221 --> 00:42:39,889 "Mama bear worked very hard to pay..." 493 00:42:39,989 --> 00:42:43,026 - It's my night to pick the story! - Then shut up and listen! 494 00:42:43,426 --> 00:42:46,079 - Is that my mom's bracelet? - Get out! Get out! 495 00:42:46,179 --> 00:42:48,195 You get out! 496 00:42:58,407 --> 00:43:02,136 "Mama bear worked real hard to pay for food, and the cave. 497 00:43:04,180 --> 00:43:08,652 When she came home at night and saw her cubbie's chubby little face, 498 00:43:09,152 --> 00:43:10,944 it just made it all worth it. 499 00:43:14,724 --> 00:43:17,785 And then one day mama bear made a mistake... 500 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,191 and her cubbie died. 501 00:43:34,611 --> 00:43:37,255 This made mama bear very sad. 502 00:43:38,581 --> 00:43:41,751 She missed her cubbie so much... 503 00:43:41,851 --> 00:43:44,545 that her mind cracked. 504 00:43:47,924 --> 00:43:51,818 It didn't break, it didn't break. It just cracked. 505 00:43:58,267 --> 00:44:00,870 And then mama met a skinny hyena. 506 00:44:00,970 --> 00:44:03,640 His mind was cracked worse than mama bear's 507 00:44:03,740 --> 00:44:06,109 but he liked her a real lot 508 00:44:06,209 --> 00:44:08,451 and said he'd help her make a new cubbie... 509 00:44:10,980 --> 00:44:13,068 but it didn't work. 510 00:44:15,017 --> 00:44:17,622 Mama bear's insides were twisted shut... 511 00:44:19,622 --> 00:44:23,757 and the rulers of the kingdom wouldn't give mama bear a new cubbie, 512 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,954 even when she asked nice." 513 00:44:29,432 --> 00:44:31,815 That's mean. 514 00:44:33,369 --> 00:44:35,510 I think so, too. 515 00:44:39,909 --> 00:44:42,845 "Mama bear and the skinny hyena were angry 516 00:44:42,945 --> 00:44:45,715 and they got into some trouble, 517 00:44:45,915 --> 00:44:49,018 so they decided to escape to a new land 518 00:44:49,118 --> 00:44:51,511 and become new animals. 519 00:45:02,531 --> 00:45:05,497 And began their search for a new cubbie. 520 00:45:07,604 --> 00:45:10,201 But it couldn't just be any cubbie. 521 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,968 It had to be her cubbie. 522 00:45:21,550 --> 00:45:24,178 And then they searched..." 523 00:45:26,155 --> 00:45:28,524 What happens next? 524 00:45:30,359 --> 00:45:32,353 I don't know. 525 00:45:33,762 --> 00:45:35,898 What do you think should happen? 526 00:45:35,998 --> 00:45:40,293 I want mama bear to find a new cubbie so that she can smile like that again. 527 00:45:50,413 --> 00:45:52,555 She's trying. 528 00:46:00,790 --> 00:46:03,350 Jacob, Sally, time for bed! 529 00:46:30,820 --> 00:46:32,881 Hey, Sal. 530 00:46:33,407 --> 00:46:37,104 Sal, what are you doing? Get into your pj's. 531 00:46:38,060 --> 00:46:40,261 It's Daddy's gun. 532 00:46:45,568 --> 00:46:47,337 Don't. 533 00:46:47,937 --> 00:46:50,047 The babysitter left it out. 534 00:46:57,113 --> 00:46:59,372 She's no babysitter. 535 00:47:02,485 --> 00:47:05,596 No real babysitter would give us a gun to play with. 536 00:47:07,957 --> 00:47:10,494 Or show us private movies. 537 00:47:11,494 --> 00:47:13,796 Her name's not even Anna. 538 00:47:14,346 --> 00:47:16,143 What? 539 00:47:25,842 --> 00:47:27,821 It's Emelie. 540 00:47:32,381 --> 00:47:34,254 Who's Emelie? 541 00:47:42,024 --> 00:47:44,239 You're a liar... 542 00:47:47,146 --> 00:47:48,695 and I know it. 543 00:47:49,265 --> 00:47:51,959 I don't know what you're talking about. 544 00:47:57,073 --> 00:47:59,300 Are you gonna shoot me? 545 00:48:07,049 --> 00:48:09,142 Shoot me. 546 00:48:11,804 --> 00:48:14,015 Shoot me! 547 00:48:18,461 --> 00:48:20,029 What you guys doing? 548 00:48:21,191 --> 00:48:22,941 Nothing. 549 00:48:33,659 --> 00:48:35,825 Give me the gun. 550 00:48:37,179 --> 00:48:41,218 - Can't you just leave us alone? - I'm not gonna say it twice. 551 00:48:42,618 --> 00:48:45,254 - Christopher. - Christopher! 552 00:48:45,354 --> 00:48:48,824 - Hey. Hey. - It's not a toy, Christopher! 553 00:48:48,924 --> 00:48:50,984 Hey, give me the gun. 554 00:48:55,698 --> 00:48:58,456 No escape from Chase Hunter. 555 00:49:01,670 --> 00:49:03,897 Give Mommy the gun. 556 00:49:19,088 --> 00:49:20,765 I knew it was you. 557 00:49:29,598 --> 00:49:33,911 No! Hey! No, no, no, no. Stop. Stop! 558 00:49:34,111 --> 00:49:36,906 Stop. Okay? 559 00:49:37,006 --> 00:49:40,867 Inside. Christopher? Christopher! 560 00:49:44,213 --> 00:49:47,550 I do not know who that is but I do not want to hear one word 561 00:49:47,650 --> 00:49:49,585 about all the games we've been playing. 562 00:49:49,685 --> 00:49:53,046 - I've been nice to you guys so far. - You haven't been nice at all. 563 00:49:55,141 --> 00:49:58,339 That is what happens when you misbehave. 564 00:50:00,663 --> 00:50:05,206 Now I want you to stay here and be quiet until I come back, do you understand? 565 00:50:05,868 --> 00:50:08,269 Do you understand! 566 00:50:46,675 --> 00:50:48,701 Who are you? 567 00:50:49,745 --> 00:50:51,380 I'm the babysitter. 568 00:50:52,980 --> 00:50:54,850 No, you're not. 569 00:50:54,950 --> 00:50:56,952 Of course I am. Who are you? 570 00:50:57,052 --> 00:51:01,557 I'm Maggie. You know, the Thompson's usual sitter? 571 00:51:01,657 --> 00:51:04,118 See, I was supposed to watch the kids tonight but... 572 00:51:04,218 --> 00:51:06,754 this guy I know that goes to college asked if I wanted to hang out 573 00:51:06,854 --> 00:51:08,672 and I've been wanting to hang out with him so I couldn't say no. 574 00:51:08,772 --> 00:51:11,065 I called my friend Anna to see if she could babysit for me 575 00:51:11,165 --> 00:51:13,302 and she said she would and I've been texting to see how it's been going 576 00:51:13,402 --> 00:51:16,305 but Anna hasn't gotten back to me which is weird 'cause she's like the most... 577 00:51:16,405 --> 00:51:19,475 - It's Maggie! - Maggie. 578 00:51:19,575 --> 00:51:21,784 ...the last thing she posted was that she was coming here 579 00:51:21,884 --> 00:51:25,013 and since then she hasn't posted anything so I thought I'd come by on my way back 580 00:51:25,113 --> 00:51:27,124 to make sure everything's okay but then like, you're here 581 00:51:27,224 --> 00:51:30,811 and she's not and I'm kinda like, WTF is going on. 582 00:51:34,723 --> 00:51:36,225 Right, Maggie. 583 00:51:36,325 --> 00:51:37,544 Yeah. 584 00:51:37,644 --> 00:51:41,228 So you're a friend of Anna? 585 00:51:41,663 --> 00:51:44,472 Yeah. She got sick. Food poisoning. 586 00:51:44,572 --> 00:51:48,805 And the Thompson's called me. They're a family friend. 587 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,242 Well, do you think I could just say hi for a second? 588 00:51:53,342 --> 00:51:56,312 No! No. You know what, they're asleep. 589 00:51:56,412 --> 00:51:59,548 Come on. They never go down on time. I won't tell Dan and Joyce, I promise. 590 00:51:59,648 --> 00:52:03,804 No. You know what? Stay there. I'll get them. 591 00:52:04,403 --> 00:52:07,437 Sally, Jake, Christopher! 592 00:52:29,978 --> 00:52:32,248 Is that Maggie? 593 00:52:33,248 --> 00:52:35,818 Yeah. And you like Maggie. 594 00:52:35,918 --> 00:52:39,649 You wouldn't want anything bad to happen to her, right? 595 00:52:41,857 --> 00:52:45,094 Okay, stand up. Stand up. 596 00:52:45,594 --> 00:52:49,154 Okay. Go. Come on. 597 00:52:49,498 --> 00:52:51,857 We're friends, right? 598 00:52:52,334 --> 00:52:54,776 Come on. Come on. 599 00:53:02,711 --> 00:53:04,513 Hey, doodies! 600 00:53:04,613 --> 00:53:07,283 Hi, Maggie. 601 00:53:07,383 --> 00:53:11,079 - You guys having fun with the new sitter? - Yes. 602 00:53:13,839 --> 00:53:15,908 What have you guys been doing? 603 00:53:16,008 --> 00:53:17,801 Playing. 604 00:53:19,895 --> 00:53:22,767 Pythons prefer live prey. 605 00:53:25,819 --> 00:53:27,561 Kids. 606 00:53:33,575 --> 00:53:35,878 Anna literally like, just texted me. 607 00:53:35,978 --> 00:53:40,830 She is sick. And she called and canceled. 608 00:53:40,930 --> 00:53:43,419 Well... I guess I better get going, okay, guys? 609 00:53:43,519 --> 00:53:46,722 - No, Maggie, don't go! - Yeah, please stay and play with us! 610 00:53:46,822 --> 00:53:48,457 I have a life of my own, ya know! 611 00:53:48,557 --> 00:53:50,659 But I see you guys in like, two days so we'll play then. 612 00:53:50,759 --> 00:53:53,095 - No, wait! - Hey... 613 00:53:54,796 --> 00:53:56,999 Hi! What's this? 614 00:53:57,099 --> 00:53:59,655 I just... love you, that's all. 615 00:54:02,170 --> 00:54:05,507 - Bye, Maggie! - Okay. Bye, guys. 616 00:54:05,607 --> 00:54:07,499 Get in. 617 00:55:19,047 --> 00:55:21,897 Go over there. Sit down. 618 00:55:23,385 --> 00:55:25,912 No, no, no, where I can see you. 619 00:56:16,838 --> 00:56:19,174 - Drink. - Why is the juice dark blue? 620 00:56:19,274 --> 00:56:22,179 It's gonna give you good dreams. So drink. 621 00:56:27,613 --> 00:56:30,643 Stop it! Please. 622 00:56:33,922 --> 00:56:37,292 Good. Come on. Come on! 623 00:56:37,392 --> 00:56:40,562 Hey. Hey! No, you already had... get outta here! 624 00:56:40,662 --> 00:56:43,020 What are you doing? Don't you dare. 625 00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,809 - Don't you dare. - That's my bite! 626 00:56:44,909 --> 00:56:48,937 - You've had more than your half, sir. - Your half is in your stomach already. 627 00:56:49,037 --> 00:56:51,670 Wait. Wait. 628 00:56:51,770 --> 00:56:54,308 - What's the matter? - I never called Anna. 629 00:56:55,404 --> 00:56:57,212 I never called Anna. I told her I'd call her. 630 00:56:57,312 --> 00:57:00,048 Yeah, it's bed time, too. You better call her. I'm worried about her. 631 00:57:00,148 --> 00:57:02,050 - Will you get me... - With those kids. 632 00:57:02,150 --> 00:57:05,308 Will you get the bill? I'm going to just give her a call. 633 00:57:07,656 --> 00:57:09,725 Hey, you ready to go to sleep? 634 00:57:09,825 --> 00:57:13,495 Where's Jake? Where's Jake? 635 00:57:13,595 --> 00:57:15,841 He's upstairs in bed. 636 00:58:43,819 --> 00:58:45,472 Hello? 637 00:58:45,572 --> 00:58:48,535 Hey, Joyce. Yeah, they went out like a light. 638 00:58:48,635 --> 00:58:51,699 - I hope they didn't give you too much trouble. - No problem at all. 639 00:58:51,799 --> 00:58:55,526 - That's good. I'm proud of them. - Oh, they're so good. 640 00:58:55,626 --> 00:58:58,867 - Well behaved. - Thanks. Did they need to eat anything? 641 00:58:59,667 --> 00:59:03,038 Well, they did, they ate... they ate some snacks. 642 00:59:03,138 --> 00:59:07,026 - Oh, good. Not too much sugar. - Nothing... nothing too big. 643 00:59:07,609 --> 00:59:10,979 - It sounds like you guys enjoyed your meal. - Yes, it was delicious. 644 00:59:11,079 --> 00:59:12,848 I can't believe I've never been here. 645 00:59:12,948 --> 00:59:15,674 - It's a terrific place. - Good. 646 00:59:16,351 --> 00:59:19,087 Great. Well, that's good. 647 00:59:19,187 --> 00:59:22,753 I meant to ask you, can you make sure you leave the hall light on for Christopher? 648 00:59:22,853 --> 00:59:27,028 Yeah, I will do... I will do that, but no worries at all. 649 00:59:27,128 --> 00:59:32,000 We're just getting the bill right now so we'll be home in about twenty minutes. 650 00:59:32,100 --> 00:59:33,535 Okay. 651 00:59:33,635 --> 00:59:37,105 - Yeah. Sorry. Wait, say that again? - I don't know what we'd do without you. 652 00:59:37,205 --> 00:59:41,319 - You saved out night. - Great. Absolutely. 653 00:59:43,578 --> 00:59:46,238 Yeah. That's great. 654 00:59:47,082 --> 00:59:49,251 - Okay. - Okay, bye. 655 00:59:49,451 --> 00:59:52,712 Mom? Mom? Mom? 656 01:01:01,723 --> 01:01:04,120 Time to go, little cubbie. 657 01:01:54,276 --> 01:01:56,177 Howie! Howie, thank gosh! 658 01:01:56,277 --> 01:01:58,880 Dude, check it out. Fourth of July up in here! 659 01:01:58,980 --> 01:02:00,499 Howie, do you have your cell phone? 660 01:02:00,599 --> 01:02:03,952 Hey, I thought we might stick them in Becky's mom's... 661 01:02:04,052 --> 01:02:05,821 Howie, shut up! 662 01:02:05,921 --> 01:02:08,543 There's something wrong with the new sitter. 663 01:02:18,333 --> 01:02:20,593 We need more time. 664 01:02:32,113 --> 01:02:35,750 You're not listening, Howie! She hurt Maggie really bad. 665 01:02:35,850 --> 01:02:38,920 And she's got this weird obsession over Christopher. 666 01:02:39,020 --> 01:02:41,056 She has my dad's gun, okay? 667 01:02:41,156 --> 01:02:43,838 I think she's trying to kill us! You gotta help... 668 01:02:43,938 --> 01:02:49,089 And you left... Chris and Sally alone with her? 669 01:02:59,975 --> 01:03:04,212 I don't think I should drive. Can you drive? No? 670 01:03:04,312 --> 01:03:06,157 Let's see if there's a taxi. 671 01:03:07,582 --> 01:03:09,366 Taxi! 672 01:03:14,735 --> 01:03:16,815 There you go. 673 01:03:32,273 --> 01:03:34,665 Get off me, Maggie! 674 01:03:59,667 --> 01:04:03,328 No! No! No, no, no! 675 01:06:35,990 --> 01:06:37,924 - You okay? Are you okay? - Are you okay? 676 01:06:38,024 --> 01:06:40,795 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. 677 01:06:40,895 --> 01:06:42,397 Oh, my God. 678 01:06:42,497 --> 01:06:45,009 - Dan, what are you doing? - Stay in the car. Stay in the car. 679 01:06:45,109 --> 01:06:47,302 Dan, be careful! 680 01:06:47,402 --> 01:06:49,293 Dan! 681 01:07:38,586 --> 01:07:41,714 Fuck. Fuck. 682 01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:14,784 Sal? 683 01:08:15,290 --> 01:08:17,182 Sally? 684 01:08:17,892 --> 01:08:19,752 Maggie? 685 01:08:48,222 --> 01:08:50,109 Maggie. 686 01:08:51,809 --> 01:08:53,707 Maggie. 687 01:08:58,299 --> 01:08:59,744 Maggie. 688 01:09:17,285 --> 01:09:20,680 Wake up! Maggie. 689 01:09:27,412 --> 01:09:30,765 I told you what would happen if you misbehaved. 690 01:09:32,333 --> 01:09:34,135 Where's my sister. 691 01:09:34,235 --> 01:09:38,601 I have her, but she's not the one I want. Where is my little cubbie? 692 01:09:39,841 --> 01:09:42,350 He's not your cubbie! 693 01:09:43,077 --> 01:09:45,480 He's not your fucking cubbie! 694 01:09:45,580 --> 01:09:47,791 He's my brother! 695 01:09:53,504 --> 01:09:56,853 Do you want your sister to end up like your friend? 696 01:09:59,660 --> 01:10:01,796 Backyard. Five minutes. 697 01:10:01,896 --> 01:10:04,500 I'll trade you Sally for Christopher. 698 01:10:13,741 --> 01:10:15,410 Is he dead? 699 01:10:15,510 --> 01:10:18,646 - He died on impact. - Oh, my God. 700 01:10:18,746 --> 01:10:21,516 - You know who he was? - We still don't know. 701 01:10:22,116 --> 01:10:25,711 The vehicle was reported stolen and he didn't have any ID on him. 702 01:10:30,691 --> 01:10:33,161 Oh, my... Oh, God. 703 01:10:33,761 --> 01:10:34,929 He was alone. 704 01:10:35,029 --> 01:10:38,418 Thank God. I wanna go home. I wanna go home. 705 01:10:38,518 --> 01:10:41,402 Officer? Do you know how much longer you need us here? 706 01:10:41,502 --> 01:10:46,149 We... our kids are at home and we told the babysitter we'd be back 15 minutes ago. 707 01:10:46,295 --> 01:10:47,909 Can we... 708 01:10:48,009 --> 01:10:50,758 - Okay, let's get you guys outta here. - Thanks. 709 01:10:50,858 --> 01:10:52,659 Thank you. 710 01:11:14,502 --> 01:11:16,365 Jacob? 711 01:11:20,374 --> 01:11:22,375 Jacob! 712 01:11:35,122 --> 01:11:36,925 Christopher? 713 01:12:14,762 --> 01:12:17,171 Dan, something is wrong. 714 01:12:18,633 --> 01:12:22,203 Something is wrong. She's not picking up and our machine's not picking up. 715 01:12:22,303 --> 01:12:24,637 I'm sure she just fell asleep. 716 01:12:28,909 --> 01:12:30,666 Yo! 717 01:12:40,621 --> 01:12:43,191 I don't... I just have our home number I don't her cell number. 718 01:12:43,291 --> 01:12:46,461 - Car 82110? - Go ahead. 719 01:12:47,161 --> 01:12:50,463 - Report back to Pearl and Court. - The accident site? 720 01:12:50,563 --> 01:12:53,367 Affirmative. The body of a young girl was found in the trunk. 721 01:12:53,467 --> 01:12:54,753 Jesus Christ, did you hear that? 722 01:12:54,853 --> 01:12:58,506 ID says victim's name is Anna Coleman of Amherst. 723 01:12:58,606 --> 01:13:01,677 We're sending a cruiser to her family home now. 724 01:13:02,677 --> 01:13:06,413 - That's... that can't be. That's our sitter? - Anna Coleman is our sitter? 725 01:13:07,048 --> 01:13:10,159 I'm sorry, can you please hit the gas. Hit the lights. It's an emergency. 726 01:13:10,259 --> 01:13:12,777 We need to get home. Go, go, go! 727 01:14:04,038 --> 01:14:06,073 Jacob, get out of the car! 728 01:14:06,173 --> 01:14:07,548 Jacob! 729 01:14:14,415 --> 01:14:16,174 Jacob! 730 01:14:47,147 --> 01:14:49,983 This is it, we're pulling onto our street right now. 731 01:14:52,687 --> 01:14:55,691 Goddamn it! Can we go faster, please, sir? 732 01:14:56,891 --> 01:15:01,169 There's a car. There's a car. Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes! 733 01:15:09,103 --> 01:15:11,038 Sally! 734 01:15:11,138 --> 01:15:12,940 Christopher? 735 01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:16,401 Sally? Sally? 736 01:15:17,244 --> 01:15:19,114 Sally? 737 01:15:19,914 --> 01:15:21,738 Dan.