0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 1 00:01:20,194 --> 00:01:22,276 Aloha, foolish mortals! 2 00:01:22,277 --> 00:01:25,193 You have come upon the gates of hell. 3 00:01:25,194 --> 00:01:28,609 Prepare to meet your fiery fate in an orderly fashion. 4 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:30,318 Three lines, please. 5 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:32,568 Boo. 6 00:01:32,569 --> 00:01:37,234 Come inside the gates where we have no used condoms to step on. 7 00:01:37,235 --> 00:01:38,943 What about you, guy texting? 8 00:01:38,944 --> 00:01:41,484 Why don't you text the rest of your boy band 9 00:01:41,485 --> 00:01:43,360 to come down to hell? 10 00:01:44,777 --> 00:01:46,526 Anyone? Any takers? 11 00:01:46,527 --> 00:01:48,234 That was pathetic! 12 00:01:48,235 --> 00:01:51,318 You don't know the first thing about carnival barking. 13 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:53,151 Time for school, son. 14 00:01:53,152 --> 00:01:55,568 Hear ye, hear ye! 15 00:01:55,569 --> 00:02:00,859 Repent now, foolish mortal, for ye enter now the gates of hell! 16 00:02:00,860 --> 00:02:03,651 That is how that's done. Enthusiasm, bro. 17 00:02:03,652 --> 00:02:06,568 And always throw the horns. Always! 18 00:02:06,569 --> 00:02:09,234 Yeah, man, 'cause there's nothing depressing 19 00:02:09,235 --> 00:02:11,151 about old metalheads still throwing up horns. 20 00:02:11,152 --> 00:02:13,693 Listen here, skinny jeans fucknose. 21 00:02:13,694 --> 00:02:17,026 This place can't survive forever without customers. 22 00:02:17,027 --> 00:02:19,109 No customers, no money. 23 00:02:19,110 --> 00:02:21,151 No money, no park. 24 00:02:21,152 --> 00:02:23,193 No park, no park. 25 00:02:23,194 --> 00:02:25,901 "No park, no park." What are you, a valet at P.F. Chang? 26 00:02:25,902 --> 00:02:27,943 You do know that you just repeated yourself, right? 27 00:02:27,944 --> 00:02:30,443 Or did you get pummeled with so many leather dildos 28 00:02:30,444 --> 00:02:32,776 at a Judas priest concert that you have no idea what you're saying right now? 29 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:35,234 Listen, it would be an honor to be fucked by Judas priest. 30 00:02:35,235 --> 00:02:40,651 You don't know shit about dick or rock or roll. 31 00:02:40,652 --> 00:02:43,901 - Get that lubtard to fix this shit. - I'll tell him. 32 00:02:43,902 --> 00:02:46,943 You can also tell him that he looks like a prime candidate 33 00:02:46,944 --> 00:02:49,651 for type 2 diabetes. 34 00:02:49,652 --> 00:02:53,151 So funny, Cleb. You know, I hear you talking about my friend, 35 00:02:53,152 --> 00:02:56,651 but it looks like the words are coming out of a dog-shit snowman. 36 00:02:56,652 --> 00:02:57,527 Hey, man... 37 00:02:57,528 --> 00:02:59,526 Do you have a time machine so I can go back in time 38 00:02:59,527 --> 00:03:02,068 and punch your mom in the stomach so you don't grow up to be you? 39 00:03:02,069 --> 00:03:04,401 Uh... uh... bitch-head. 40 00:03:04,402 --> 00:03:07,443 Augie! The ride's broken again. 41 00:03:07,444 --> 00:03:11,151 I'll punch your dick off with my mouth, bro. 42 00:03:11,152 --> 00:03:14,444 Okay, red is the relay and white is the ground. 43 00:03:20,402 --> 00:03:24,818 I'm sorry! I just shorted out part of my body. 44 00:03:24,819 --> 00:03:27,069 It's very dark in here. 45 00:03:30,402 --> 00:03:33,859 Just let me get a flashlight, and then I'll... 46 00:03:33,860 --> 00:03:36,193 Okay, so I'll just need to check the... 47 00:03:36,194 --> 00:03:40,652 Hello? Madame Zonar? 48 00:03:42,610 --> 00:03:45,818 Tell me, do you believe in destiny? 49 00:03:45,819 --> 00:03:48,069 Why? Should I? 50 00:03:50,235 --> 00:03:52,151 Do you believe that your heart will stop 51 00:03:52,152 --> 00:03:54,359 because of all the fat that has collected around it 52 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:58,193 from the junk food and garbage that you eat? 53 00:03:58,194 --> 00:03:59,901 I can only imagine that your veins 54 00:03:59,902 --> 00:04:03,401 are filled with grease and tacos and Cheetos. 55 00:04:03,402 --> 00:04:05,276 Do you believe in this destiny? 56 00:04:05,277 --> 00:04:06,819 Well, I mean, I... 57 00:04:07,902 --> 00:04:09,776 Mr. fat, fat, Fattykins. 58 00:04:09,777 --> 00:04:12,944 Okay, I just need to find your breakers. 59 00:04:14,319 --> 00:04:17,234 It's true that I smother my sadness with Carbs. 60 00:04:17,235 --> 00:04:20,402 It's my private shame. 61 00:04:23,277 --> 00:04:26,943 Shit! Ow... 62 00:04:26,944 --> 00:04:29,984 I sense that you are good with your hands. 63 00:04:29,985 --> 00:04:33,109 - Thanks, thanks. - Please, sit down. 64 00:04:33,110 --> 00:04:35,193 You are talented, young one. 65 00:04:35,194 --> 00:04:38,443 But you spend too much time fucking your hand. 66 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,234 - What? How did you...? - Yes. 67 00:04:40,235 --> 00:04:43,609 And your hand doesn't enjoy it. It's not consensual. 68 00:04:43,610 --> 00:04:45,234 No. Now, that's not true at all. That's... 69 00:04:45,235 --> 00:04:46,984 So, basically, you're raping your own hand. 70 00:04:46,985 --> 00:04:49,526 No. -And that is why nobody loves you. 71 00:04:49,527 --> 00:04:52,944 - You're way off. - Nobody will ever love you. 72 00:04:54,735 --> 00:04:56,484 Augie, what are you doing? 73 00:04:56,485 --> 00:04:58,568 Please, sit down. 74 00:04:58,569 --> 00:05:02,276 Madame Zonar, dreamer of desires, senses a need within you. 75 00:05:02,277 --> 00:05:04,193 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I work here. 76 00:05:04,194 --> 00:05:06,234 Can you not talk like that? You're an adult on planet earth. 77 00:05:06,235 --> 00:05:08,859 Well, maybe if you put a circuit breaker on my crystal ball, 78 00:05:08,860 --> 00:05:10,484 I could do my job here. 79 00:05:10,485 --> 00:05:12,234 Yeah, we got to get this whole place in shape 80 00:05:12,235 --> 00:05:13,901 or we're all gonna be out of jobs, okay? 81 00:05:13,902 --> 00:05:15,859 You could use some shaping up yourself. 82 00:05:15,860 --> 00:05:19,401 I know I may be old and wrinkly, but my power can provide. 83 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,984 - Oh, really? - So can my vagina. 84 00:05:21,985 --> 00:05:24,484 Not my breasts so much. They've been used and abused. 85 00:05:24,485 --> 00:05:27,151 You know what? I take one look at you and my dick hops out of my pants, 86 00:05:27,152 --> 00:05:31,526 goes and gets a gun, and blows the head of its own dick off. 87 00:05:31,527 --> 00:05:35,235 That is not the first time I have been told that by a man. 88 00:05:39,235 --> 00:05:41,943 Bro, I saw the way you were looking at her. 89 00:05:41,944 --> 00:05:43,693 Wait, what? 90 00:05:43,694 --> 00:05:45,984 Thinkin' about throwin' madame boner a part of your baby dick? 91 00:05:45,985 --> 00:05:47,901 Remy, that's fucked up, dude. No way. 92 00:05:47,902 --> 00:05:49,818 Come on, Augie, you need the experience. 93 00:05:49,819 --> 00:05:51,609 And she rubs balls for a living. 94 00:05:51,610 --> 00:05:53,318 And they're crystal, so at least she'll be careful, 95 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:55,151 but she's like a thousand years old. 96 00:05:55,152 --> 00:05:57,943 I mean, she must be like a sandpaper factory down there. 97 00:05:57,944 --> 00:05:59,693 Dude, don't knock sandpaper. 98 00:05:59,694 --> 00:06:01,526 My cat licked my penis when I was in sixth grade, 99 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:02,819 and I still think about it. 100 00:06:04,902 --> 00:06:06,776 Not again. 101 00:06:06,777 --> 00:06:09,151 - We got to put this horse down. - Dude, this place is in trouble. 102 00:06:09,152 --> 00:06:12,193 The gates of hell's our main attraction, and it's falling to shit. 103 00:06:12,194 --> 00:06:13,776 Yeah, I know. 104 00:06:13,777 --> 00:06:16,109 Well, you're the handyman, Augie. So, fix it. 105 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:18,776 No, no, no, no, I would, but Cleb told me there's no money to fix it. 106 00:06:18,777 --> 00:06:21,318 - Ouch! Hey! - Sorry. 107 00:06:21,319 --> 00:06:22,443 Ouch! 108 00:06:22,444 --> 00:06:23,609 Did you ask curt for the money? 109 00:06:23,610 --> 00:06:25,151 No, no, no, 'cause he's... 110 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,359 The assistant manager! 111 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,026 Cleb's the manager. 112 00:06:28,027 --> 00:06:30,318 His name is Cleb. I mean, imagine his parents. 113 00:06:30,319 --> 00:06:32,068 Yeah, it does feel like they gave up 114 00:06:32,069 --> 00:06:34,526 just as soon as they started choosing baby names. 115 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:37,943 Hot fuck action to the Max 116 00:06:37,944 --> 00:06:40,318 that's what I like, fuck action 117 00:06:40,319 --> 00:06:43,318 clockin' out. 118 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:45,734 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're seriously leaving early? 119 00:06:45,735 --> 00:06:49,443 That's right, got a hot date tonight with madame Zonar. 120 00:06:49,444 --> 00:06:51,401 Oh, you mean the fortune teller? 121 00:06:51,402 --> 00:06:53,568 I'm pretty sure I saw her on deck today 122 00:06:53,569 --> 00:06:55,734 slipping around in what appeared to be her own vomit 123 00:06:55,735 --> 00:06:58,984 as she was trying to poo off the side of her boat. 124 00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:01,401 That's my lady. 125 00:07:01,402 --> 00:07:04,109 Well, not to be a dick, my friend, just pointing out the obvious here. 126 00:07:04,110 --> 00:07:05,984 You don't really have any skill sets. Yeah. 127 00:07:05,985 --> 00:07:07,984 And then, you know, you smoke a tremendous amount of weed. 128 00:07:07,985 --> 00:07:09,776 - Right. - And you spend all your time... 129 00:07:09,777 --> 00:07:11,984 talking to alcoholic, mentally ill fortune tellers. 130 00:07:11,985 --> 00:07:13,651 That's me. 131 00:07:13,652 --> 00:07:15,484 All while the rides are in dangerously bad condition. 132 00:07:15,485 --> 00:07:18,359 Whoa! I told Remy to tell Augie to fix them. 133 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,609 That buck has been passed. 134 00:07:20,610 --> 00:07:22,443 Well, yeah, right, 135 00:07:22,444 --> 00:07:24,734 but still, I mean, one of us has to maintain a safe park. 136 00:07:24,735 --> 00:07:26,901 You know, so our customers don't die on the rides. 137 00:07:26,902 --> 00:07:31,776 Well, I guess we got to figure out who's gonna do that. You or me? 138 00:07:31,777 --> 00:07:35,984 Well, since you're the manager... 139 00:07:35,985 --> 00:07:37,818 Four-20. 140 00:07:37,819 --> 00:07:40,026 - See you tomorrow. - Awesome. 141 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:43,026 All right, thank you so much for all the stuff you do, Cleb. 142 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:45,402 Whatever that is, bud. 143 00:07:48,027 --> 00:07:50,151 Jab, jab, jab, jab. 144 00:07:50,152 --> 00:07:51,526 You're going down! 145 00:07:51,527 --> 00:07:54,984 - Watch out now! - Oh, shit. 146 00:07:54,985 --> 00:07:58,734 So, dude, after break we need you to order some parts for the gates. 147 00:07:58,735 --> 00:08:00,568 Not this time. The park is done. 148 00:08:00,569 --> 00:08:02,485 - What? - What? 149 00:08:03,569 --> 00:08:06,026 The park is done? Bullshit! 150 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:09,318 We just got a letter from the bank. The place is bankrupt. 151 00:08:09,319 --> 00:08:11,318 - Bankrupt? - How could you let this happen? 152 00:08:11,319 --> 00:08:14,068 Me? This place is a dinosaur, man! 153 00:08:14,069 --> 00:08:17,151 Other parks have roller coasters that rearrange your organs. 154 00:08:17,152 --> 00:08:21,151 We got a squirt gun balloon race and a needle exchange program. 155 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:24,443 Curt, remember the three of us were gonna bro-out here forever? 156 00:08:24,444 --> 00:08:27,151 I don't know what to tell ya. Maybe I'll go to college. 157 00:08:27,152 --> 00:08:29,318 Oh, really, bro? Awesome, man! 158 00:08:29,319 --> 00:08:31,359 - Yeah, just go to college, dude. - Come on. 159 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:33,443 What, are you gonna major in roofies 160 00:08:33,444 --> 00:08:36,609 with a minor of "let's get the fuck outta here"? 161 00:08:36,610 --> 00:08:38,693 I'm sorry you don't have a fallback plan, Remy. 162 00:08:38,694 --> 00:08:41,193 Maybe you should go ask that fortune teller, madame Zonar, 163 00:08:41,194 --> 00:08:43,318 for some career advice. 164 00:08:43,319 --> 00:08:45,859 Let's go see if the bearded lady will give you a Beej. 165 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:47,860 I'll go get the chloroform. 166 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:58,401 - Curt, steal that clown's knife. - -Yeah! 167 00:08:58,402 --> 00:09:00,568 We should carve our names in the pier, 168 00:09:00,569 --> 00:09:02,568 and after high school, if we're still hanging out at this park, 169 00:09:02,569 --> 00:09:05,360 we'll all slit our wrist with that knife! 170 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:17,943 The fool again? Did I shuffle these? 171 00:09:17,944 --> 00:09:20,651 Ahh. 172 00:09:20,652 --> 00:09:22,859 You were expected. 173 00:09:22,860 --> 00:09:24,443 You knew I was gonna come? 174 00:09:24,444 --> 00:09:26,193 I am Zonar. I know all. 175 00:09:26,194 --> 00:09:29,859 Wow. What am I thinking right now? 176 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:33,943 I sense you are haunted by the dark underlords of the sea. 177 00:09:33,944 --> 00:09:35,443 Ha! Not even close. 178 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:37,234 I was thinking about sucking my own dick 179 00:09:37,235 --> 00:09:39,109 in front of my family on Easter. 180 00:09:39,110 --> 00:09:43,069 That is not the first time I have been told that by a man. 181 00:09:44,694 --> 00:09:46,693 Ah, where was I? 182 00:09:46,694 --> 00:09:50,234 'Tis the sad fate of the cynic to miss the offerings of the spirits. 183 00:09:50,235 --> 00:09:54,901 The power is within you, child, should you choose to look for a sign. 184 00:09:54,902 --> 00:09:58,652 Look for a sign. Really? It's that simple? 185 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,359 What? 186 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:07,777 "The book of Beelzebub." 187 00:10:09,527 --> 00:10:11,526 Is the devil crying? 188 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:14,026 - Wow! - What is it? 189 00:10:14,027 --> 00:10:16,151 Oh, I was just wondering where you got this book. 190 00:10:16,152 --> 00:10:19,901 A spirit bequeathed it as an offering from the dark lord. 191 00:10:19,902 --> 00:10:22,526 A dark lord queefed it on you? What does that mean? 192 00:10:22,527 --> 00:10:25,734 - Can I borrow it? - No, this isn't a library. 193 00:10:25,735 --> 00:10:32,359 I know, it's a lez-brary filled with creepy old ladies. 194 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:36,651 Don't worry, look into the future. You'll see me returning this book. 195 00:10:36,652 --> 00:10:37,734 Remy! 196 00:10:37,735 --> 00:10:39,609 Remy! 197 00:10:39,610 --> 00:10:42,109 - Remy! - Remy! 198 00:10:42,110 --> 00:10:45,776 - Whoa! - Hey, buddy. What's up? 199 00:10:45,777 --> 00:10:47,109 You don't look so good, man. 200 00:10:47,110 --> 00:10:49,568 - Guys, check it out! - What's that? 201 00:10:49,569 --> 00:10:53,943 That is the "book of Beelzebub," the key to saving the park. 202 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,609 - Wait, what? - Dude, I don't get it. 203 00:10:55,610 --> 00:10:57,818 Look, people travel across the world 204 00:10:57,819 --> 00:11:00,401 to see the face of Jesus on a tortilla, right? 205 00:11:00,402 --> 00:11:02,984 Well, the same people will come to the park in droves 206 00:11:02,985 --> 00:11:06,734 to see Jesus's enemy cry like a pussy. 207 00:11:06,735 --> 00:11:08,484 Still ain't gonna save the park. 208 00:11:08,485 --> 00:11:11,984 Come on, curt. Doesn't this park mean anything to you anymore? 209 00:11:11,985 --> 00:11:13,818 Honestly, not really. 210 00:11:13,819 --> 00:11:16,193 Curt, you lost your virginity right there on this ride. 211 00:11:16,194 --> 00:11:19,234 Augie tried to lose his virginity there with the strongman. 212 00:11:19,235 --> 00:11:21,734 That's why you should care about this place, man. 213 00:11:21,735 --> 00:11:22,943 Whatever. 214 00:11:22,944 --> 00:11:25,901 Hey, bro, can I get a mint? 215 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,818 - No. - Come on! 216 00:11:27,819 --> 00:11:30,026 I'm always lending you stuff and you never pay me back. 217 00:11:30,027 --> 00:11:32,568 Don't bust my balls! Just give me a mint. 218 00:11:32,569 --> 00:11:35,776 All right, look, if you promise to hit me back, 219 00:11:35,777 --> 00:11:39,193 I'll give you one of my la petite mints. 220 00:11:39,194 --> 00:11:41,276 Okay. I promise to give you one back. 221 00:11:41,277 --> 00:11:43,443 So, you currently have mints in your possession? 222 00:11:43,444 --> 00:11:45,401 Well, I have a pack of mints in my pocket right now. 223 00:11:45,402 --> 00:11:47,276 I just happen to like Remy's flavor better. 224 00:11:47,277 --> 00:11:49,984 All right, well, just swear on the "book of beelzebub". 225 00:11:49,985 --> 00:11:52,359 - Fine, I swear. - Give me your hand. 226 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:53,734 - Why? - Blood oath! 227 00:11:53,735 --> 00:11:58,151 Ow! Geez, who does that anymore? 228 00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:03,401 "Uh, by the smitten brow of Beelzebub, this oath doth bind me. 229 00:12:03,402 --> 00:12:07,568 May I keep its sacred words or Beelzebub will find me." 230 00:12:07,569 --> 00:12:10,276 Yes! It's official! 231 00:12:10,277 --> 00:12:13,109 Wow, fuck, finally. 232 00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:15,068 Mmm. 233 00:12:15,069 --> 00:12:16,776 Now that's a refreshing mint. That's what I'm talking about. 234 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:19,276 Yes, I'm aware of that. Now give me one of yours. 235 00:12:19,277 --> 00:12:21,526 Ah, yes, of course. 236 00:12:21,527 --> 00:12:25,568 Hm, wait a minute. That's weird. 237 00:12:25,569 --> 00:12:28,776 Oh, man, I thought I had my mints, but I guess I don't. 238 00:12:28,777 --> 00:12:30,526 Sorry, I guess I can't honor my oath. 239 00:12:30,527 --> 00:12:34,234 Oh! Typical curt. Promise and don't deliver. 240 00:12:34,235 --> 00:12:36,693 Typical Remy, always keeping score. 241 00:12:36,694 --> 00:12:38,693 - Uh, guys... - You made an oath! 242 00:12:38,694 --> 00:12:41,234 - Who cares? - You swore on devil shit! 243 00:12:41,235 --> 00:12:43,443 - Fuck devil shit! - Whoa! Look out! 244 00:12:43,444 --> 00:12:45,901 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? 245 00:12:45,902 --> 00:12:47,068 Everything's going in! 246 00:12:47,069 --> 00:12:47,985 - Hey! - Curt! 247 00:12:47,986 --> 00:12:49,484 Hey! Help me! 248 00:12:49,485 --> 00:12:51,651 - Hold on! - What the hell's going on?! 249 00:12:51,652 --> 00:12:54,359 What the fuck? -Is this one of your bullshit tricks, Remy? 250 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:57,109 If this is a prank, I'm gonna fucking kill you! 251 00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,943 - No! - Piece of shit! 252 00:13:00,944 --> 00:13:02,568 - What just happened? - I don't know! 253 00:13:02,569 --> 00:13:04,901 - Jesus Christ! - I have no idea what I just saw. 254 00:13:04,902 --> 00:13:05,819 What did you do? 255 00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:07,443 What are you talking about? What did I do? 256 00:13:07,444 --> 00:13:09,401 I didn't conjure up a vortex! 257 00:13:09,402 --> 00:13:11,401 Curt just got sucked into another dimension, Remy! 258 00:13:11,402 --> 00:13:13,234 Oh, really, Augie? I thought that portal went to Barnes and noble. 259 00:13:13,235 --> 00:13:15,234 - We got to go in after him. - Curt wouldn't go in after me. 260 00:13:15,235 --> 00:13:17,526 Yeah, he would. He's your friend. 261 00:13:17,527 --> 00:13:18,859 I hate friends! 262 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:20,484 You were the one that made a blood oath. 263 00:13:20,485 --> 00:13:21,943 All right, let's go. 264 00:13:21,944 --> 00:13:25,694 This mysterious portal better be quick! 265 00:13:44,569 --> 00:13:46,319 What is that? 266 00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:06,027 Dippin' dots! -I wish we were at Barnes & Noble. 267 00:14:15,944 --> 00:14:18,193 I'm not being a pussy. That was really scary, right? 268 00:14:18,194 --> 00:14:21,609 I'm so scared, my shit just shit its pants. 269 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,151 - Where are we? - I don't know. 270 00:14:23,152 --> 00:14:24,984 Why do you act like I've done this before? 271 00:14:24,985 --> 00:14:27,026 - What are those things? - Look, it's curt! 272 00:14:27,027 --> 00:14:29,068 I'm an American, Jack! Get your hands off me! 273 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:32,902 - Don't waterboard me, dude! - Where are we? 274 00:14:37,527 --> 00:14:39,902 We're screwed. Who are those people? 275 00:14:54,902 --> 00:14:56,318 - Lake of fire! - Sin! 276 00:14:56,319 --> 00:14:57,734 - Lake of fire! - Sin! 277 00:14:57,735 --> 00:14:59,359 - Lake of fire! - Sin! 278 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,319 Lake of fire! 279 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,693 Holy shit! 280 00:15:01,694 --> 00:15:04,569 Dude, we got to hide. 281 00:15:09,235 --> 00:15:10,943 May I take your order? 282 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:14,776 I will have a pepperoni pizza, please. 283 00:15:14,777 --> 00:15:16,401 There ain't no pepperoni pizza. 284 00:15:16,402 --> 00:15:19,276 Oh, I'm sorry, but it does say pizza hut and taco bell, 285 00:15:19,277 --> 00:15:22,026 so I thought maybe I could get some pizza as well. 286 00:15:22,027 --> 00:15:27,069 It says pizza, and it says taco, but we only got taco. 287 00:15:29,277 --> 00:15:31,568 - You're being tortured. - Oh, all right. 288 00:15:31,569 --> 00:15:33,568 Order another pizza. -I think I see where this is headed. 289 00:15:33,569 --> 00:15:35,443 Just order the damn pizza! 290 00:15:35,444 --> 00:15:38,318 All right, we'll have a pizza with extra cheese, please. 291 00:15:38,319 --> 00:15:39,859 There ain't no pizza. 292 00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:44,151 You can have a Chalupa, burrito, Churro. 293 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,693 Now, it does say pizza hut/taco bell. Yeah. 294 00:15:46,694 --> 00:15:50,109 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome to hell! 295 00:15:50,110 --> 00:15:51,984 Oh, my god! We're in hell! 296 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,443 Lake of fire! 297 00:15:53,444 --> 00:15:54,943 "If you lend him a pen, he chews on it." 298 00:15:54,944 --> 00:15:56,318 Lake of fire! 299 00:15:56,319 --> 00:15:58,068 "Fat guy with the nickname "tiny"." 300 00:15:58,069 --> 00:16:00,234 Lake of fire! 301 00:16:00,235 --> 00:16:01,734 Lunch? 302 00:16:01,735 --> 00:16:03,151 Damn, man, we got 20 minutes before break. 303 00:16:03,152 --> 00:16:04,776 Ah, who's gonna know? 304 00:16:04,777 --> 00:16:06,609 Sometimes I think your heart is not in this anymore. 305 00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:08,359 Sorry, man, I'm just going through 306 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,776 some fucking life changes right now, you know? 307 00:16:10,777 --> 00:16:12,568 I'm gonna throw you in the fucking flame. 308 00:16:12,569 --> 00:16:14,818 - Is that a mortal? - What the fuck are you doing? 309 00:16:14,819 --> 00:16:17,276 Who, us? Uh... 310 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,026 Just floating around, trying to get hammed, dude. 311 00:16:20,027 --> 00:16:22,943 Spring breakin' it. 312 00:16:22,944 --> 00:16:25,568 - Bullshit going on. - Take 'em back to processing. 313 00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,318 No, no, no, no, no, no. Take them to the office. 314 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:30,151 - Where? - Wait, let's talk about this! 315 00:16:30,152 --> 00:16:31,776 Ouch! Hey! 316 00:16:31,777 --> 00:16:32,610 Come on! 317 00:16:32,611 --> 00:16:35,151 Ouch! Ouch! 318 00:16:35,152 --> 00:16:39,359 Okay! Okay! 319 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,443 Please remove all religious paraphernalia. 320 00:16:41,444 --> 00:16:44,193 If you're a priest or a nun, that's just really funny 321 00:16:44,194 --> 00:16:45,901 because you wasted your life. 322 00:16:45,902 --> 00:16:47,901 Enjoy your stay in hell, 323 00:16:47,902 --> 00:16:50,276 and remember, you're here for a reason or you're Jewish. 324 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:53,318 Pick up after yourself. Your mother doesn't live here. 325 00:16:53,319 --> 00:16:55,902 If she does, she was a whore. 326 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:04,526 What is this place? 327 00:17:04,527 --> 00:17:07,652 Wait, what the fuck is that thing? 328 00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:13,109 Remy? Remy! 329 00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:14,902 What? There's nobody here. 330 00:17:18,610 --> 00:17:22,068 I don't know, Augie. This place is incredible! 331 00:17:22,069 --> 00:17:24,068 No, Remy. Don't touch anything. 332 00:17:24,069 --> 00:17:25,985 This is stranger danger all around us. 333 00:17:27,610 --> 00:17:30,984 Now, everyone, eat your own genitals! 334 00:17:30,985 --> 00:17:33,068 Uh, we already ate 'em. 335 00:17:33,069 --> 00:17:36,568 Well, throw up your genitals and eat them again! 336 00:17:36,569 --> 00:17:39,276 Our budget is out of control! 337 00:17:39,277 --> 00:17:41,151 And I've got a report here 338 00:17:41,152 --> 00:17:46,193 that says we're making lost souls walk over warm coals! 339 00:17:46,194 --> 00:17:48,359 Ah, they're pretty hot. 340 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,651 I walked over them myself! It felt like a freaking foot massage! 341 00:17:51,652 --> 00:17:53,318 We've all had to cut corners. 342 00:17:53,319 --> 00:17:56,068 Even the gluttons are beginning to look anorexic. 343 00:17:56,069 --> 00:17:58,443 Our dental plan has a steep deductible. 344 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:01,234 Our union hasn't had a sacrifice in three years. 345 00:18:01,235 --> 00:18:03,151 The reason that shit's all fucked up 346 00:18:03,152 --> 00:18:05,068 is 'cause we're not paying our people right. 347 00:18:05,069 --> 00:18:06,734 - Yeah! - Yeah, our team! 348 00:18:06,735 --> 00:18:09,027 Hell, yeah, nigger! 349 00:18:10,985 --> 00:18:13,068 Dude, I can't believe you used the n-word. 350 00:18:13,069 --> 00:18:16,276 What? No, I could say it down here. All right, down here's okay. 351 00:18:16,277 --> 00:18:20,194 All of you, get the fuck out of here! 352 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:34,818 He is being a real bitch today. 353 00:18:34,819 --> 00:18:37,109 Gloria, hold my calls! 354 00:18:37,110 --> 00:18:40,401 Hump day. 355 00:18:40,402 --> 00:18:42,901 The lunchroom fridge will be cleaned out on Friday. 356 00:18:42,902 --> 00:18:44,984 They should at least give us till Monday. 357 00:18:44,985 --> 00:18:47,151 If you leave any food or drinks or containers in there... 358 00:18:47,152 --> 00:18:49,234 - My spring rolls? - They will be thrown out. 359 00:18:49,235 --> 00:18:51,901 - That's my food! It's still good! - What? 360 00:18:51,902 --> 00:18:55,443 P.S. You also have a time-sensitive e-mail from the demon's union. 361 00:18:55,444 --> 00:18:57,984 Oh, demon's union! What do they want? 362 00:18:57,985 --> 00:18:59,693 They put in a request 363 00:18:59,694 --> 00:19:02,526 to have the new mortal tortured and sacrificed. 364 00:19:02,527 --> 00:19:04,651 Curt's gonna be sacrificed? 365 00:19:04,652 --> 00:19:06,901 - We've got to find him. - Oh, boy. 366 00:19:06,902 --> 00:19:09,568 P.P.S. Barb's on her way down here from heaven. 367 00:19:09,569 --> 00:19:12,151 What? She's flying down here right now? 368 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,818 - I'll tell her you're unavailable. - No, no, no! 369 00:19:14,819 --> 00:19:17,776 Tell her I've cleared my schedule just for her. 370 00:19:17,777 --> 00:19:19,359 Okay. 371 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,734 I'm gonna be off the grid for a few minutes. 372 00:19:21,735 --> 00:19:24,818 Now, I'll just rub one out so I don't finish too quickly tonight. 373 00:19:24,819 --> 00:19:28,194 Ah! "Shirtz 'n' skinz" with a z. 374 00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:34,568 I love the way you shoot up my heart 375 00:19:34,569 --> 00:19:38,234 now we'll get naked as the day we were born 376 00:19:38,235 --> 00:19:40,443 she's straight from heaven 377 00:19:40,444 --> 00:19:42,109 I won't let go 378 00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:45,234 I won't let go, go, go 379 00:19:45,235 --> 00:19:46,818 hey, Remy, what are you doing? 380 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,068 I'm looking for clues to help us find curt. 381 00:19:49,069 --> 00:19:53,110 Ooh, the devil's cell phone. That might come in handy. 382 00:19:58,610 --> 00:20:01,776 The devil's actual devil's brew. 383 00:20:01,777 --> 00:20:03,110 Oh oh. 384 00:20:08,319 --> 00:20:11,527 Augie! Are you okay? 385 00:20:13,902 --> 00:20:16,943 Yeah, motherfucker! That's the real shit! 386 00:20:16,944 --> 00:20:19,776 Shh. -More, more, I need more. Please, please, give me more. 387 00:20:19,777 --> 00:20:23,609 I'd drink a pint of ass blood for another sip of that brew! 388 00:20:23,610 --> 00:20:25,193 I need it inside of me! 389 00:20:25,194 --> 00:20:27,818 If heaven's right, then I want to be wrong in hell 390 00:20:27,819 --> 00:20:29,902 with that sweet, sweet ambrosia! 391 00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:39,151 Love seat. 392 00:20:39,152 --> 00:20:42,694 She's my angel 393 00:20:43,569 --> 00:20:45,777 huh? 394 00:20:48,944 --> 00:20:51,193 What the hell are you two doing here? 395 00:20:51,194 --> 00:20:53,984 Uh... uh... uh... -We're just trying to save our friend curt. 396 00:20:53,985 --> 00:20:56,151 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know, just in and out. 397 00:20:56,152 --> 00:21:00,693 Really? Who do you think you are, Orpheus? 398 00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,151 Who's Orpheus? 399 00:21:02,152 --> 00:21:06,068 You don't know your Greek mythology, do you? 400 00:21:06,069 --> 00:21:09,859 Orpheus, the mortal who came down to hell to rescue his wife? 401 00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:12,318 Anyone? Man, public education! 402 00:21:12,319 --> 00:21:14,401 No wonder the Chinese are kickin' our ass. 403 00:21:14,402 --> 00:21:17,651 Wait, so he finds mortals and rescues them from hell? 404 00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:20,734 Because you know what we do to mortals in hell. 405 00:21:20,735 --> 00:21:22,901 Barb is on her way down to your office. 406 00:21:22,902 --> 00:21:25,234 I told her she can't go in unannounced. 407 00:21:25,235 --> 00:21:27,901 Damn! Look, I'm gonna kill both of you, 408 00:21:27,902 --> 00:21:30,318 but I need some time alone with an angel first, 409 00:21:30,319 --> 00:21:33,401 so sit over here and enjoy your last few moments alive. 410 00:21:33,402 --> 00:21:34,818 It's gonna be great. You're gonna love it. 411 00:21:34,819 --> 00:21:36,443 - Take your time! - Yeah, no hurry. 412 00:21:36,444 --> 00:21:38,694 See you in a few. 413 00:21:48,652 --> 00:21:54,776 I've been loving you for so long 414 00:21:54,777 --> 00:22:00,444 I don't know if it's right or wrong -ooh! 415 00:22:02,069 --> 00:22:05,859 Whoa, doll, look at this new style of yours. 416 00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:08,234 You're quite the dandy. 417 00:22:08,235 --> 00:22:11,734 That's a real statement. 418 00:22:11,735 --> 00:22:13,359 Wow! You really look good. 419 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,943 Oh, you. 420 00:22:14,944 --> 00:22:17,651 - How do you do it? - Low Carbs and porn. 421 00:22:17,652 --> 00:22:19,276 Barb, you got nice ones. 422 00:22:19,277 --> 00:22:22,151 Aww. See, I'm not wearing a bra either. 423 00:22:22,152 --> 00:22:23,651 No, your wings. 424 00:22:23,652 --> 00:22:25,443 Have you had work done on your wings? 425 00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:27,318 - No. - They're gorgeous. 426 00:22:27,319 --> 00:22:30,568 - Oh, devil, stop it. - Ooh. 427 00:22:30,569 --> 00:22:33,276 I have a little problem. 428 00:22:33,277 --> 00:22:34,943 I want to help so bad. 429 00:22:34,944 --> 00:22:38,401 Somehow, I have to find and extract two mortals 430 00:22:38,402 --> 00:22:42,026 from unauthorized damnation within your jurisdiction. 431 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,651 Two mortals, huh? 432 00:22:43,652 --> 00:22:46,401 If I find them for you, what's my reward? 433 00:22:46,402 --> 00:22:49,193 If you find them, I'll do things with you 434 00:22:49,194 --> 00:22:52,193 that would make the Internet blush. 435 00:22:52,194 --> 00:22:56,484 Oooh. Yeah. 436 00:22:56,485 --> 00:22:58,943 This is my lucky day. 437 00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:01,818 Look over there, Barb! 438 00:23:01,819 --> 00:23:03,068 Mini golf? 439 00:23:03,069 --> 00:23:06,734 Wait, hold on. Keep looking. 440 00:23:06,735 --> 00:23:08,819 - What? - Work, machine! 441 00:23:10,194 --> 00:23:12,568 You know what? Stop. Just stop. 442 00:23:12,569 --> 00:23:14,901 Wait! Barb, where are you going? 443 00:23:14,902 --> 00:23:16,901 I'm flying back to heaven. 444 00:23:16,902 --> 00:23:19,276 Don't text me until you've found the two mortals. 445 00:23:19,277 --> 00:23:21,234 Wait! Barb, I... I love you. 446 00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:24,859 Good luck! 447 00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:28,651 Gloria, I need you to put out an APB on those two mortals. 448 00:23:28,652 --> 00:23:31,026 And make it clear that if they're not found, 449 00:23:31,027 --> 00:23:34,234 I will rip every demon's head off! 450 00:23:34,235 --> 00:23:36,693 Do you have any idea where they're heading? 451 00:23:36,694 --> 00:23:41,318 Mmm, I might have told them about Orpheus a little. 452 00:23:41,319 --> 00:23:43,651 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 453 00:23:43,652 --> 00:23:47,026 Attention, demons, there are two mortals on the loose in hell. 454 00:23:47,027 --> 00:23:49,109 So, if everyone could put down your Spears 455 00:23:49,110 --> 00:23:50,651 and look around your work area. 456 00:23:50,652 --> 00:23:52,526 Repeat, two mortals. 457 00:23:52,527 --> 00:23:55,359 Did we just get name-checked by hell's public address system? 458 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:57,276 One is a normal-looking guy, 459 00:23:57,277 --> 00:23:59,984 and the other one looks like he only eats dough. 460 00:23:59,985 --> 00:24:02,193 That seemed a little mean. Anybody? 461 00:24:02,194 --> 00:24:03,984 Whoa! Augie, Augie, check it out. 462 00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:06,693 A gondola. Let's go! 463 00:24:06,694 --> 00:24:11,234 We are deploying all demons to locate and capture the two mortals. 464 00:24:11,235 --> 00:24:13,651 They are on their way to find Orpheus. 465 00:24:13,652 --> 00:24:15,902 Orpheus! 466 00:24:29,819 --> 00:24:31,818 Dude, we're gone-dola in 60 seconds. 467 00:24:31,819 --> 00:24:33,193 Boo. 468 00:24:33,194 --> 00:24:35,151 What? Gone in 60 seconds is a movie 469 00:24:35,152 --> 00:24:36,401 about you eating a wedding cake. 470 00:24:36,402 --> 00:24:37,651 Do you know where we're going? 471 00:24:37,652 --> 00:24:39,651 Let's find Orpheus. 472 00:24:39,652 --> 00:24:41,526 I got an idea for another great punishment. 473 00:24:41,527 --> 00:24:44,318 Imagine this. Hot girl. She asks you out. 474 00:24:44,319 --> 00:24:46,526 She's like, "hey, let's go do Bikram yoga." 475 00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:48,026 You go. You do yoga. 476 00:24:48,027 --> 00:24:49,859 It's hot. It's sweaty. She looks fucking great. 477 00:24:49,860 --> 00:24:53,484 She shows you every major flexibility that she has. 478 00:24:53,485 --> 00:24:54,943 Sweaty in all the right places. 479 00:24:54,944 --> 00:24:57,068 What do they call that one move? Dog down. 480 00:24:57,069 --> 00:24:59,068 She can get her feet behind her ears. 481 00:24:59,069 --> 00:25:01,943 She can put her legs behind her fucking neck... 482 00:25:01,944 --> 00:25:04,193 and walk home on her ass. 483 00:25:04,194 --> 00:25:06,318 She's making her body into that alphabet 484 00:25:06,319 --> 00:25:07,484 right there on that yoga mat. 485 00:25:07,485 --> 00:25:09,276 A, b, c, d. 486 00:25:09,277 --> 00:25:11,109 - And she's spelling out "fuck me". - Of course she is! 487 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:12,818 While you're doing yoga, which sucks for you, 488 00:25:12,819 --> 00:25:15,443 but you're gonna do it 'cause you're gonna get to fuck this hot girl after. 489 00:25:15,444 --> 00:25:17,068 Oh, I love that! 490 00:25:17,069 --> 00:25:18,818 End of the night, "good night, I got to go home." 491 00:25:18,819 --> 00:25:20,276 What? 492 00:25:20,277 --> 00:25:23,109 So you do yoga day after day and no sex. 493 00:25:23,110 --> 00:25:26,068 That would be the ultimate punishment for any man. 494 00:25:26,069 --> 00:25:27,776 That's a great punishment. 495 00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:30,026 I've always feared that I was meant to die a virgin. 496 00:25:30,027 --> 00:25:31,526 Like, that's my main purpose. 497 00:25:31,527 --> 00:25:32,943 Shut up, Augie! 498 00:25:32,944 --> 00:25:34,818 Hey, does that look like those mortals? 499 00:25:34,819 --> 00:25:36,943 - They found us! - Oh, I guess it is. 500 00:25:36,944 --> 00:25:38,776 Throw them in the lake of fire! 501 00:25:38,777 --> 00:25:41,193 The mortals have been spotted on the devil's gondola. 502 00:25:41,194 --> 00:25:42,609 - Come on. - Over here! 503 00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:44,984 Bring back the mortals alive! 504 00:25:44,985 --> 00:25:47,151 - Let's go! - No. 505 00:25:47,152 --> 00:25:50,360 - Three, two, one. - It's a living. 506 00:25:56,110 --> 00:25:58,569 Run! Run! 507 00:26:00,819 --> 00:26:02,359 Get back here! 508 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,859 You're not going anywhere! 509 00:26:04,860 --> 00:26:09,276 - Augie! - I'm gonna fuck you two up! 510 00:26:09,277 --> 00:26:12,484 - Where you gonna go now? - Hold on! 511 00:26:12,485 --> 00:26:13,943 - There he is! - Get 'em! 512 00:26:13,944 --> 00:26:15,401 Kill 'em! 513 00:26:15,402 --> 00:26:16,693 No! My mints! 514 00:26:16,694 --> 00:26:18,526 Hey, everybody, we got mints! 515 00:26:18,527 --> 00:26:20,277 It's raining mints! 516 00:26:22,944 --> 00:26:24,984 Now I got you! 517 00:26:24,985 --> 00:26:26,734 Hold on! 518 00:26:26,735 --> 00:26:28,859 You like getting stabbed? 519 00:26:28,860 --> 00:26:31,901 I'll cut that little face of yours. 520 00:26:31,902 --> 00:26:34,152 - Maybe I'll make a bigger mouth. - No, no, no, no. 521 00:26:54,485 --> 00:26:55,818 Here, you want a soda pop? 522 00:26:55,819 --> 00:26:57,526 Oh, I wouldn't say no. 523 00:26:57,527 --> 00:27:00,984 It's flat! You got flat soda! 524 00:27:00,985 --> 00:27:03,026 You got me. 525 00:27:03,027 --> 00:27:04,901 Here, you want some Neapolitan ice cream? 526 00:27:04,902 --> 00:27:06,526 - Oh, thank you! - All right, here it is. 527 00:27:06,527 --> 00:27:08,151 Oh, now, someone seems to have eaten 528 00:27:08,152 --> 00:27:09,776 all of the chocolate and vanilla. 529 00:27:09,777 --> 00:27:11,484 That's right. You just have strawberry. 530 00:27:11,485 --> 00:27:13,859 Oh, well. 531 00:27:13,860 --> 00:27:17,734 - You should drink some of this milk. - I'm not usually a milk drinker. 532 00:27:17,735 --> 00:27:19,401 - It's quik! - Yeah. 533 00:27:19,402 --> 00:27:21,568 - It's strawberry quik! - Not even chocolate quik. 534 00:27:21,569 --> 00:27:24,359 - No, it's that strawberry crap. - Not fun. 535 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:26,069 Welcome to hell! 536 00:27:29,902 --> 00:27:32,818 Let's see. Alumni association, no thanks. 537 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:34,943 Starving children, fuck you. 538 00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:37,568 Devil, Sal and Dave called to say 539 00:27:37,569 --> 00:27:40,609 they lost the two mortals you were looking for. 540 00:27:40,610 --> 00:27:42,568 I think Barb's gonna be disappointed. 541 00:27:42,569 --> 00:27:46,818 Damn it! I'm surrounded by idiots. Put them through. 542 00:27:46,819 --> 00:27:49,734 Hey, boss. 543 00:27:49,735 --> 00:27:51,526 What are you doing? 544 00:27:51,527 --> 00:27:55,901 I just did yoga. Turns out dudes only. Huge bummer. 545 00:27:55,902 --> 00:27:58,568 Oh, good! Oh, good! You're finding your core. 546 00:27:58,569 --> 00:28:00,109 This is good to hear. 547 00:28:00,110 --> 00:28:05,193 Hey, once you find your core, go find the mortals! 548 00:28:05,194 --> 00:28:06,651 Okay, plan of attack. 549 00:28:06,652 --> 00:28:08,984 Let's see. If I... A-ha! 550 00:28:08,985 --> 00:28:10,818 Gloria, I need you to announce 551 00:28:10,819 --> 00:28:13,443 the biggest sacrifice at the crossroads 552 00:28:13,444 --> 00:28:16,443 - that hell has ever seen. - Okay, devil. 553 00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:22,152 Then I'll simply wait for the other mortals to come to me. 554 00:28:24,027 --> 00:28:27,152 I really got to grow a mustache. 555 00:28:36,485 --> 00:28:39,735 Now, let's see here. Push this. 556 00:28:40,985 --> 00:28:43,984 Faster than I remembered. 557 00:28:43,985 --> 00:28:47,359 This elevator can't be up to code! 558 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,569 Let's see, the last time it was inspected was... 559 00:28:53,777 --> 00:28:56,068 Okay, voided my bowels. 560 00:28:56,069 --> 00:28:59,027 You can do this, buddy. This is for the demons. 561 00:29:03,152 --> 00:29:05,609 They love this shit. Let's do this! 562 00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:09,152 All right, everybody. Prepare to meet our dark lord! 563 00:29:10,652 --> 00:29:12,651 All hail the god of lies! 564 00:29:12,652 --> 00:29:14,193 You're goddamn right! 565 00:29:14,194 --> 00:29:16,943 - The worst of the worst! - Fucking a! 566 00:29:16,944 --> 00:29:19,443 The hell pig of butt mountain! 567 00:29:19,444 --> 00:29:20,818 Don't love that one. 568 00:29:20,819 --> 00:29:22,943 The douchiest of all bags. 569 00:29:22,944 --> 00:29:24,276 That was kind of mean, actually. 570 00:29:24,277 --> 00:29:26,276 The dick of all assholes! 571 00:29:26,277 --> 00:29:28,193 Okay, that's enough. 572 00:29:28,194 --> 00:29:30,734 The guy who fucks your mother and tells you about it. 573 00:29:30,735 --> 00:29:35,069 Always just one step too far! 574 00:29:36,527 --> 00:29:38,568 Where's the fucking mortal? 575 00:29:38,569 --> 00:29:41,359 Hot fuck action to the Max 576 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:45,651 that's what I like hot fuck action to the Max 577 00:29:45,652 --> 00:29:47,359 got a big dick 578 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,568 what do you have to say for yourself? 579 00:29:49,569 --> 00:29:51,193 Oh. Where am I? 580 00:29:51,194 --> 00:29:53,526 You poor dumb bastard. 581 00:29:53,527 --> 00:29:55,776 You don't even know what's going on. 582 00:29:55,777 --> 00:29:57,568 Fella, you're in hell! 583 00:29:57,569 --> 00:29:59,859 Oh, boy. And who are you? 584 00:29:59,860 --> 00:30:01,651 Can you believe this guy? 585 00:30:01,652 --> 00:30:04,901 I'm the fucking devil! 586 00:30:04,902 --> 00:30:09,068 No one had the decency to torture this guy before I got down here? 587 00:30:09,069 --> 00:30:11,984 The boys were just hoping to see the master at work. 588 00:30:11,985 --> 00:30:14,401 You are the man, the devil! 589 00:30:14,402 --> 00:30:16,193 Enough ass kissing! 590 00:30:16,194 --> 00:30:21,901 Now, which one of these dastardly contraptions shall I use? 591 00:30:21,902 --> 00:30:25,276 Ah, perhaps this one. 592 00:30:25,277 --> 00:30:28,652 Oh, no, no. That's our Foosball table, chief. 593 00:30:29,985 --> 00:30:31,818 Moving on. 594 00:30:31,819 --> 00:30:33,818 A-ha. 595 00:30:33,819 --> 00:30:36,693 Get in here. 596 00:30:36,694 --> 00:30:40,234 Okay. 597 00:30:40,235 --> 00:30:45,859 There! Tell me of the pain you feel so we may laugh at you. 598 00:30:45,860 --> 00:30:48,443 Uh... okay. 599 00:30:48,444 --> 00:30:50,234 Actually, the bouncing up and down 600 00:30:50,235 --> 00:30:52,109 is kind of giving me a tickle in a funny spot. 601 00:30:52,110 --> 00:30:53,526 It is not tickling! 602 00:30:53,527 --> 00:30:54,818 Is this a Sybian? 603 00:30:54,819 --> 00:30:57,193 - No! - I assure you this is a Sybian. 604 00:30:57,194 --> 00:30:58,194 - You get off it. - Try this. 605 00:30:58,195 --> 00:30:59,443 Let me on. 606 00:30:59,444 --> 00:31:02,609 - Let me get off. - Let me on! 607 00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:05,444 It's a Sybian. 608 00:31:15,819 --> 00:31:17,734 Oh, wait a minute, guys, seriously. 609 00:31:17,735 --> 00:31:20,818 Come on, what do you want? I'll give you anything. 610 00:31:20,819 --> 00:31:23,068 Please don't do this, for god's sake! 611 00:31:23,069 --> 00:31:26,318 Please! I'll stroke your shaft and play with your nuts! 612 00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:28,234 I'll stick my fingers in your ass. 613 00:31:28,235 --> 00:31:30,109 I will tickle your balls. 614 00:31:30,110 --> 00:31:33,985 I'll suck everybody's cock here! Whose cock is first? 615 00:31:35,777 --> 00:31:38,234 Don't do this! I'll suck... Oh, god! 616 00:31:38,235 --> 00:31:42,526 Kill them all and let god sort 'em out. 617 00:31:42,527 --> 00:31:44,651 Who's next? 618 00:31:44,652 --> 00:31:48,734 Shut up, or I'll drill your brains and turn you into sex zombies. 619 00:31:48,735 --> 00:31:50,193 Why are you mortals here? 620 00:31:50,194 --> 00:31:51,359 I... 621 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,193 He found a crying devil book 622 00:31:53,194 --> 00:31:55,193 and made our friend take a blood oath, 623 00:31:55,194 --> 00:31:57,651 which I was up for, but now I look back on as a mistake. 624 00:31:57,652 --> 00:31:59,651 And he broke the oath. That's why we're here. 625 00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:02,318 Not because I... -why are you looking for Orpheus? 626 00:32:02,319 --> 00:32:07,069 Because he... -because Orpheus is the only one who can save our friend! 627 00:32:09,694 --> 00:32:11,401 - Girl. - Girl. 628 00:32:11,402 --> 00:32:14,734 - Hey, you tricked us! - Yeah, that's false advertising. 629 00:32:14,735 --> 00:32:17,359 I know, I'm bad. 630 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,276 But I could still kill you 'cause I'm half-demon. 631 00:32:20,277 --> 00:32:22,484 - Oh, okay. - Take me to Orpheus! 632 00:32:22,485 --> 00:32:25,318 Only if you take us to curt first. 633 00:32:25,319 --> 00:32:27,359 Fuck, no. 634 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:31,401 Yeah, the way I see it, you can't find Orpheus without us, 635 00:32:31,402 --> 00:32:35,818 so we've got the upper hand, purple lady! 636 00:32:35,819 --> 00:32:39,068 Take me to Orpheus! 637 00:32:39,069 --> 00:32:40,776 Hey, that's my heart. 638 00:32:40,777 --> 00:32:42,651 Ten, nine... 639 00:32:42,652 --> 00:32:44,151 Heart belongs in body. 640 00:32:44,152 --> 00:32:46,734 Oh, do you need your little heart? Seven... 641 00:32:46,735 --> 00:32:48,234 Pretty sure you're gonna die! 642 00:32:48,235 --> 00:32:50,068 Take my liver. It's already dead. 643 00:32:50,069 --> 00:32:52,526 - It needs its owner. - Put it back in. 644 00:32:52,527 --> 00:32:55,151 Five... Oh, it's slowing down. 645 00:32:55,152 --> 00:32:57,859 Three, two... 646 00:32:57,860 --> 00:33:00,193 That shouldn't be outside of my body. 647 00:33:00,194 --> 00:33:03,318 Take your last breath. 648 00:33:03,319 --> 00:33:05,902 Okay, okay, okay, don't kill my friend! 649 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:12,151 I saw a white light, and then my grandma-mommy was there, 650 00:33:12,152 --> 00:33:15,318 and she was like, "hey, Remington, would you like a cookie?" 651 00:33:15,319 --> 00:33:16,693 Where's Orpheus? 652 00:33:16,694 --> 00:33:18,276 Okay! Okay! I got his address in here. 653 00:33:18,277 --> 00:33:19,859 Cracked screen. 654 00:33:19,860 --> 00:33:22,109 He's in the ancient... 655 00:33:22,110 --> 00:33:24,484 The ancient realm. 656 00:33:24,485 --> 00:33:28,943 It looks like the corner of inferno and Martin Luther king Jr. drive. 657 00:33:28,944 --> 00:33:30,734 That sounds like a good neighborhood. 658 00:33:30,735 --> 00:33:32,359 Do you know where that is? 659 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:35,068 Durmessa. That lying bitch. 660 00:33:35,069 --> 00:33:37,276 He's been down there this whole time. 661 00:33:37,277 --> 00:33:39,859 - Everything okay? - Yeah. 662 00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:43,568 You guys help me find Orpheus, and I'll get you to your friend curt. 663 00:33:43,569 --> 00:33:46,610 - Yes. - Deal! 664 00:33:50,569 --> 00:33:54,068 Okay, everyone, keep it down. 665 00:33:54,069 --> 00:33:55,818 Let's get this thing started. 666 00:33:55,819 --> 00:33:58,359 Oh, is that the mortal you're feeding to Beelzebub? 667 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:01,151 Don't worry about it, okay? I got it handled. 668 00:34:01,152 --> 00:34:03,526 Gang, curt. Curt, gang. 669 00:34:03,527 --> 00:34:06,110 Hey, nobody told me it was bring your mortal to work day. 670 00:34:07,777 --> 00:34:09,776 Oh, is that what you think we're here for, 671 00:34:09,777 --> 00:34:11,693 so you can all make jokes? 672 00:34:11,694 --> 00:34:14,276 I just got word we're gonna start judging pets 673 00:34:14,277 --> 00:34:16,651 so dogs can go to heaven. 674 00:34:16,652 --> 00:34:18,234 You know what that means? 675 00:34:18,235 --> 00:34:21,318 Yes! We're getting all the asshole dogs! 676 00:34:21,319 --> 00:34:23,568 Yeah, we get like inbred motherfuckers. 677 00:34:23,569 --> 00:34:27,526 That's a lot of dogs. Now, I'm not running a kennel here. 678 00:34:27,527 --> 00:34:28,901 Hey, you! Does everyone have dogs? 679 00:34:28,902 --> 00:34:31,443 Well, not everyone. I have a cat. 680 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:33,818 You know what the hardest part about having cats is? 681 00:34:33,819 --> 00:34:36,194 Telling your parents you're gay. No. 682 00:34:37,860 --> 00:34:39,776 Hey! Cut the homophobic shit, you got it? 683 00:34:39,777 --> 00:34:42,569 Did you know that Azazel over here is gay? 684 00:34:44,610 --> 00:34:46,443 Sorry to out you, AZ. 685 00:34:46,444 --> 00:34:48,734 Anyway, now I got to figure out 686 00:34:48,735 --> 00:34:51,693 who's gonna clean up all that dog shit! -No! 687 00:34:51,694 --> 00:34:54,193 Hey, bro, just let the fucking mortal do it. 688 00:34:54,194 --> 00:34:55,693 Or feed it to the gluttons. 689 00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:58,444 - Yeah, dawg! - Yeah! That's the way to do it. 690 00:35:02,402 --> 00:35:05,693 Will all of you get the fuck out of here?! 691 00:35:05,694 --> 00:35:08,943 What, what? Somebody's crazy evil today. 692 00:35:08,944 --> 00:35:12,235 Curt, come sit over here, buddy. 693 00:35:16,485 --> 00:35:18,901 - Whoa! - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 694 00:35:18,902 --> 00:35:21,318 Hold on, it's gonna get bumpy! 695 00:35:21,319 --> 00:35:23,484 Deema, I think we're lost! 696 00:35:23,485 --> 00:35:26,610 The GPS says we're supposed to pass a bail bonds and a wig store. 697 00:35:29,194 --> 00:35:33,818 These idiots that work for me make a pile of shit, 698 00:35:33,819 --> 00:35:35,379 and then they say, "turn it into roses." 699 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,734 - Whoa! Whoa, what happened? - Oh, that's better. 700 00:35:39,735 --> 00:35:41,359 Bro, you just fucking shrunk. 701 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,276 Well, that version of me is sort of my business suit. 702 00:35:44,277 --> 00:35:46,693 - Keeps the demons in line. - Really? 703 00:35:46,694 --> 00:35:49,526 Devil, the computer network is down again. 704 00:35:49,527 --> 00:35:51,068 I don't need this right now. 705 00:35:51,069 --> 00:35:53,609 And it can't get here till tomorrow. 706 00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:56,359 Do you know that everything we use here is Dell? 707 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,734 - Can you believe that? - Uh... 708 00:35:58,735 --> 00:36:01,943 I would much prefer a Mac. It's friendlier for creative types. 709 00:36:01,944 --> 00:36:03,984 You know, I consider myself an artist. 710 00:36:03,985 --> 00:36:07,401 Oh, an artist like Picasso or Banksy? Can I see some work? 711 00:36:07,402 --> 00:36:10,443 Well, I do have this one thing that I've been working on. 712 00:36:10,444 --> 00:36:12,776 - Oh, you got to let me see it. - It's a black-light painting. 713 00:36:12,777 --> 00:36:15,401 And you see here, this is a little devil on a dune buggy, right? 714 00:36:15,402 --> 00:36:18,568 And he's flipping off... 715 00:36:18,569 --> 00:36:21,068 What? What is that? I can't read your reaction. 716 00:36:21,069 --> 00:36:22,568 No, it's really good. 717 00:36:22,569 --> 00:36:24,068 Interesting thing about this... 718 00:36:24,069 --> 00:36:25,526 Looks like a fucking cartoon. 719 00:36:25,527 --> 00:36:27,651 Nope. That's a realist painting. 720 00:36:27,652 --> 00:36:30,651 That's fucking hilarious. God! Do you have any more funny pictures? 721 00:36:30,652 --> 00:36:32,484 No. You don't get to see any more of my art. 722 00:36:32,485 --> 00:36:34,359 There's your first punishment in hell. 723 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,652 - That's... - You did it to yourself. 724 00:36:40,985 --> 00:36:42,901 We're almost there. 725 00:36:42,902 --> 00:36:46,027 - I got to go to the bathroom. - -Use a cup. 726 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,152 This is the way to Orpheus. 727 00:36:57,944 --> 00:37:00,359 What is this place? A microbrewery? 728 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:04,026 Stay behind me and keep quiet. 729 00:37:04,027 --> 00:37:06,152 What the fuck is that thing? 730 00:37:07,777 --> 00:37:09,526 Durmessa. 731 00:37:09,527 --> 00:37:11,151 You want to party? 732 00:37:11,152 --> 00:37:13,026 She's been in a two-thousand-year bender. 733 00:37:13,027 --> 00:37:15,901 I want you to come on over here and look under my flap. 734 00:37:15,902 --> 00:37:18,943 Please, stop. Is that right, mom? 735 00:37:18,944 --> 00:37:20,943 - Mom? - How could you do it? 736 00:37:20,944 --> 00:37:23,068 All these years, I've been searching, 737 00:37:23,069 --> 00:37:24,818 and he's been down here this whole time! 738 00:37:24,819 --> 00:37:27,318 He's a fuckface and a deadbeat. 739 00:37:27,319 --> 00:37:30,859 What? Orpheus is a poet, a noble warrior. 740 00:37:30,860 --> 00:37:33,443 You're in love with a drink! 741 00:37:33,444 --> 00:37:36,734 You wouldn't dare! 742 00:37:36,735 --> 00:37:39,068 Open the portal. 743 00:37:39,069 --> 00:37:42,359 You stupid little bitch! 744 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,068 Devil's brew! 745 00:37:44,069 --> 00:37:47,109 I'll lick your can for 30 more drops of it! 746 00:37:47,110 --> 00:37:49,860 Stop it! I'll fucking kill you! 747 00:37:51,485 --> 00:37:53,776 You should have told me! 748 00:37:53,777 --> 00:37:57,484 I'm a swan! 749 00:37:57,485 --> 00:38:00,776 My bottom says meow. 750 00:38:00,777 --> 00:38:03,943 - You fat Pillbilly! - Ow! 751 00:38:03,944 --> 00:38:06,068 You're letting us through! 752 00:38:06,069 --> 00:38:07,318 Stop it! 753 00:38:07,319 --> 00:38:08,526 I made smelly. 754 00:38:08,527 --> 00:38:10,484 God, Deema! 755 00:38:10,485 --> 00:38:12,193 Parkour! 756 00:38:12,194 --> 00:38:13,776 My hands and feet are cops! 757 00:38:13,777 --> 00:38:17,194 - My hands and feet are cops! - No, no, no! 758 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,610 - Oh, mama! - Oh, god! 759 00:38:29,027 --> 00:38:30,734 Why are we going down here again? 760 00:38:30,735 --> 00:38:33,234 - Curt. - Right. Your friend curt. 761 00:38:33,235 --> 00:38:38,401 - Our friend curt. - Yeah. 762 00:38:38,402 --> 00:38:41,276 He's not what you think. 763 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:45,194 He's only gonna disappoint you, Deema. 764 00:38:46,485 --> 00:38:49,194 I'm used to disappointment. 765 00:38:57,235 --> 00:38:59,609 It feels like my brain is vibrating in a good way. 766 00:38:59,610 --> 00:39:02,734 Best thing about whip-its, you'll feel totally fine in 15 seconds. 767 00:39:02,735 --> 00:39:05,152 We used to do these at the carnival all the time. 768 00:39:09,069 --> 00:39:12,693 So, devil, what's your story, man? How'd you get down here? 769 00:39:12,694 --> 00:39:14,234 I used to live upstairs, you know. 770 00:39:14,235 --> 00:39:16,068 Was actually besties with the big man. 771 00:39:16,069 --> 00:39:17,609 - You mean god? - Yes, sir. 772 00:39:17,610 --> 00:39:19,401 I was in charge of his armies, too. 773 00:39:19,402 --> 00:39:20,984 But they went off to battle, 774 00:39:20,985 --> 00:39:23,193 and I was off with this sweet set of wings. 775 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:26,026 Man, there was this angel that was epic in bed. 776 00:39:26,027 --> 00:39:30,151 - She had a pussy inside her pussy. - What? Is that real? 777 00:39:30,152 --> 00:39:35,234 Turns out god was dating her, too, so, I guess I'm the asshole. 778 00:39:35,235 --> 00:39:37,193 So, wait, wait, wait, you're the devil 779 00:39:37,194 --> 00:39:39,276 and have been condemned to hell for eternity 780 00:39:39,277 --> 00:39:41,818 - for fucking god's girlfriend? - Yup. 781 00:39:41,819 --> 00:39:44,734 Whoa, it sounds like you got some kind of angel fetish, man. 782 00:39:44,735 --> 00:39:46,109 They're gonna be the death of me. 783 00:39:46,110 --> 00:39:48,276 - Check this shit out. - Oh, yeah! 784 00:39:48,277 --> 00:39:50,443 - Wow, what's her name? - Barb. 785 00:39:50,444 --> 00:39:52,026 I fucking love her, man. 786 00:39:52,027 --> 00:39:55,151 - But she barely knows I exist. - Oh, I doubt that. 787 00:39:55,152 --> 00:39:59,444 Oh, man, those wings are so white and soft. 788 00:40:02,110 --> 00:40:05,401 Barb, why aren't we married? 789 00:40:05,402 --> 00:40:07,694 Whoa! 790 00:40:10,652 --> 00:40:13,276 Migraines in hell are really bad. 791 00:40:13,277 --> 00:40:14,526 I blacked out. 792 00:40:14,527 --> 00:40:16,526 Yeah. 793 00:40:16,527 --> 00:40:19,776 Don't let me drink devil's brew again. Oh, my god. 794 00:40:19,777 --> 00:40:22,318 Hey, I didn't have sex with that blue lady, did I? 795 00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:24,651 Not in the biblical sense. 796 00:40:24,652 --> 00:40:27,443 - Whoa. - Whoa. 797 00:40:27,444 --> 00:40:29,359 This must be the way to Orpheus. 798 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,859 What, we're gonna swim there? 799 00:40:30,860 --> 00:40:32,484 Nope, we're gonna take that submersible. 800 00:40:32,485 --> 00:40:35,901 Cool. 801 00:40:35,902 --> 00:40:39,318 Augie, take this rope and attach it to that hook. 802 00:40:39,319 --> 00:40:42,401 Remy, you go inside and man the controls. 803 00:40:42,402 --> 00:40:43,526 Come on, hop to it. 804 00:40:43,527 --> 00:40:45,443 Jeez, who's side are you on? 805 00:40:45,444 --> 00:40:47,859 - What, you don't like teamwork? - I'm just trying to be positive 806 00:40:47,860 --> 00:40:52,318 and build a foundation of trust within the framework. Wow! 807 00:40:52,319 --> 00:40:54,526 Oh, yeah. 808 00:40:54,527 --> 00:40:58,484 Me Strokey. Me have a Strokey. 809 00:40:58,485 --> 00:41:02,651 Losing motor skills. Tasting pennies. 810 00:41:02,652 --> 00:41:06,402 I'm releasing the first cable now, Augie! 811 00:41:09,985 --> 00:41:12,277 Damn it, Augie, get inside! 812 00:41:13,777 --> 00:41:17,526 I'll have to adjust the ballast manually. 813 00:41:17,527 --> 00:41:20,901 Hey, what happened? I'm so fake interested. 814 00:41:20,902 --> 00:41:23,069 Whoa. 815 00:41:40,569 --> 00:41:42,901 - Whoa. - Purple paradise. 816 00:41:42,902 --> 00:41:45,109 Come on. You guys, if we're gonna get through this, 817 00:41:45,110 --> 00:41:46,943 you're gonna have to listen to me. 818 00:41:46,944 --> 00:41:49,652 - I do what I want when I want. - Really? 819 00:41:50,944 --> 00:41:52,776 Get this off me! 820 00:41:52,777 --> 00:41:55,527 You're gonna wear this until you learn to listen. 821 00:41:57,777 --> 00:42:00,859 Well, dip me in salt and lick my asshole. 822 00:42:00,860 --> 00:42:02,318 What? 823 00:42:02,319 --> 00:42:05,901 It's a saying I'm trying to get started. 824 00:42:05,902 --> 00:42:09,068 - Hey, what's this? - Yeah, that's my idea book. 825 00:42:09,069 --> 00:42:12,484 I jot down new punishments I think of as I go about my day. 826 00:42:12,485 --> 00:42:15,151 Well, the devil has a little genius pad. 827 00:42:15,152 --> 00:42:16,609 Let's hear what you got. 828 00:42:16,610 --> 00:42:18,484 It's a catapult, right, with poop inside. 829 00:42:18,485 --> 00:42:20,401 See, now these here, they're stink lines. 830 00:42:20,402 --> 00:42:22,109 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, devil. 831 00:42:22,110 --> 00:42:24,109 That dude getting sacrificed looks a lot like me. 832 00:42:24,110 --> 00:42:25,984 Yeah, my cartoonist is good, huh? 833 00:42:25,985 --> 00:42:28,234 What, you mean that's supposed to be me? 834 00:42:28,235 --> 00:42:30,359 Yeah. You're the one being sacrificed. I thought I told you that. 835 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,569 What? 836 00:42:36,444 --> 00:42:39,734 Augie, get your head in the game, man! What's the matter with you? 837 00:42:39,735 --> 00:42:42,776 I don't know, Remy. I think I'm in love. 838 00:42:42,777 --> 00:42:45,734 Oh, no, no, no. We're coming in too fast. 839 00:42:45,735 --> 00:42:48,151 You wouldn't even know what to do with her! 840 00:42:48,152 --> 00:42:50,901 Okay, little tubby kid from "goonies"? 841 00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:52,151 30 degrees to starboard! 842 00:42:52,152 --> 00:42:53,693 I got it, Deema. I'll do it! 843 00:42:53,694 --> 00:42:57,359 See? We have a connection, Remy. 844 00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,526 Why is the sub listing? Oh, no. 845 00:42:59,527 --> 00:43:02,859 - This is really bad, Augie. - She said, "augie"! 846 00:43:02,860 --> 00:43:05,443 You're in the friend zone, and you don't even know it. 847 00:43:05,444 --> 00:43:07,401 How would you know the friend zone? 848 00:43:07,402 --> 00:43:09,984 I've only read about the friend zone in bummer magazine. 849 00:43:09,985 --> 00:43:15,694 See, I love nobody, and that's what makes me a leader. 850 00:43:18,527 --> 00:43:20,277 What the fuck is that? 851 00:43:30,152 --> 00:43:33,151 This is an rpg nightmare. 852 00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:36,109 Where there's no leveling up. Oh, my god. 853 00:43:36,110 --> 00:43:37,568 Deema, are you okay? 854 00:43:37,569 --> 00:43:40,527 We've crossed over to the ancient realm. 855 00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,610 Get behind me! 856 00:43:46,860 --> 00:43:50,484 You travel the path of Orpheus! 857 00:43:50,485 --> 00:43:51,734 Yes, we do! 858 00:43:51,735 --> 00:43:55,735 Then, know the fate of Orpheus! 859 00:44:00,027 --> 00:44:03,276 Get it? This is the fate of Orpheus. I'm still alive. 860 00:44:03,277 --> 00:44:06,777 - This mech is pretty tits, right? - Huh? 861 00:44:15,527 --> 00:44:17,776 Wait, you're Orpheus? 862 00:44:17,777 --> 00:44:21,484 I've spent my whole life dreaming of the day I could finally meet you. 863 00:44:21,485 --> 00:44:23,193 Well, that's very flattering, 864 00:44:23,194 --> 00:44:25,609 but I try to be upfront with all my groupies. 865 00:44:25,610 --> 00:44:27,568 I'm not the marrying type. 866 00:44:27,569 --> 00:44:30,151 No, we've come to rescue you. 867 00:44:30,152 --> 00:44:32,652 You can rescue my sperm from my testes. 868 00:44:34,777 --> 00:44:36,276 You guys want to see my digs? 869 00:44:36,277 --> 00:44:39,818 Fuck and yes together equals "fuck, yes"! 870 00:44:39,819 --> 00:44:41,693 Then, fucking yes it is. Let's do this. 871 00:44:41,694 --> 00:44:44,401 Orpheus! Nice to meet you. I'm Augie. 872 00:44:44,402 --> 00:44:47,234 I put skittles in my cereal. 873 00:44:47,235 --> 00:44:49,193 Who is this mushy man? 874 00:44:49,194 --> 00:44:51,859 We were told you're an expert at getting mortals out of hell. 875 00:44:51,860 --> 00:44:54,276 Who told you that? 876 00:44:54,277 --> 00:44:56,193 Is that true? 877 00:44:56,194 --> 00:44:58,401 - You're really gonna kill me? - Yeah. 878 00:44:58,402 --> 00:45:00,318 I thought we had a good thing going on here. 879 00:45:00,319 --> 00:45:02,818 - We were just bro-ing out. - We were. 880 00:45:02,819 --> 00:45:06,776 But it says here that you made a blood oath, and you broke it. 881 00:45:06,777 --> 00:45:09,859 - Seriously, a blood oath? - Yeah, it was dumb. 882 00:45:09,860 --> 00:45:14,568 Nobody does blood oaths anymore. Not since that guy fucked a monkey. 883 00:45:14,569 --> 00:45:19,609 Well, I... -You promised somebody a breath mint and you reneged. Really? 884 00:45:19,610 --> 00:45:23,859 That is lame. 885 00:45:23,860 --> 00:45:26,984 But also punishable by death and an eternity in hell. 886 00:45:26,985 --> 00:45:30,359 Damn! Seriously, there's nothing you can do? 887 00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:34,318 If you'd given him a mint back, you wouldn't even be here. 888 00:45:34,319 --> 00:45:38,193 With my ideas for hell, I'm worth a lot more to you alive than dead. 889 00:45:38,194 --> 00:45:42,401 Well, you got a point. Hm, options, possibilities. 890 00:45:42,402 --> 00:45:46,151 You know, I could give another mortal to the demons union, spare your life. 891 00:45:46,152 --> 00:45:48,318 That's great! What can I do to repay you? 892 00:45:48,319 --> 00:45:53,109 Why don't you help me to make this sacrifice a huge event? 893 00:45:53,110 --> 00:46:01,110 A spectacle so big that it might even impress a certain angel. 894 00:46:01,319 --> 00:46:02,651 - Deal. - Deal. 895 00:46:02,652 --> 00:46:05,109 That's it? Thank you, devil. 896 00:46:05,110 --> 00:46:10,109 Actually, I'm going to need you to sign and initial this and this. 897 00:46:10,110 --> 00:46:12,068 It's a non-disclosure agreement. 898 00:46:12,069 --> 00:46:14,568 Oh, and anyone working here under my employ needs 899 00:46:14,569 --> 00:46:16,151 to pass a urine test. 900 00:46:16,152 --> 00:46:18,109 We just did drugs together like an hour ago. 901 00:46:18,110 --> 00:46:22,027 I know. I just kind of wanted your piss. -Oh. 902 00:46:27,902 --> 00:46:29,859 Down here! 903 00:46:29,860 --> 00:46:33,194 No way, that's so rad! 904 00:46:39,152 --> 00:46:41,026 Hey, is that a pogo stick? 905 00:46:41,027 --> 00:46:43,984 It sure is, Bromeo. 150 jumps yesterday. 906 00:46:43,985 --> 00:46:45,151 Give it up, no breaks. 907 00:46:45,152 --> 00:46:47,568 - What, what? - Yeah, yeah! 908 00:46:47,569 --> 00:46:50,401 Wait, I thought you said pogo sticks are for pussies. 909 00:46:50,402 --> 00:46:53,401 - You said what about a pogo stick? - Um... 910 00:46:53,402 --> 00:46:55,568 You said the pogo stick was a dick, 911 00:46:55,569 --> 00:46:58,609 and only a pussy would need to jump up and down on it over and over. 912 00:46:58,610 --> 00:47:03,484 No, I didn't say pogo sticks, I said hobo dicks. 913 00:47:03,485 --> 00:47:04,984 Why is this woman lying? 914 00:47:04,985 --> 00:47:08,276 He's a fat little lesbian that lies. 915 00:47:08,277 --> 00:47:09,609 I like pogo sticks. 916 00:47:09,610 --> 00:47:11,443 I would never disrespect a pogo stick. 917 00:47:11,444 --> 00:47:14,776 This is what you've been doing for the last 2,000 years? 918 00:47:14,777 --> 00:47:16,901 You've been down here playing with toys. 919 00:47:16,902 --> 00:47:20,276 Check that as a yes. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 920 00:47:20,277 --> 00:47:23,401 No, thank you, Charon. We're fine. 921 00:47:23,402 --> 00:47:25,568 That guy thinks his boats are the shit. 922 00:47:25,569 --> 00:47:27,568 The wood is rotting. 923 00:47:27,569 --> 00:47:30,651 It's a boat only fit for illegal immigrants. 924 00:47:30,652 --> 00:47:34,984 I wish he'd just row back to Cuba! 925 00:47:34,985 --> 00:47:37,651 Remy rems, check out my skills, yo. 926 00:47:37,652 --> 00:47:39,734 Hell, yeah, man! 927 00:47:39,735 --> 00:47:42,484 - Wow! - Pretty cool, huh? That's me. 928 00:47:42,485 --> 00:47:45,735 - She looks pretty hot. - Look how hot I am. 929 00:47:47,444 --> 00:47:49,276 That's incredible, man. You painted that? 930 00:47:49,277 --> 00:47:51,859 I painted it and posed for it at the same time. 931 00:47:51,860 --> 00:47:54,401 How do you even physically do that? You're amazing. 932 00:47:54,402 --> 00:47:56,109 Remy, I am just like you. 933 00:47:56,110 --> 00:47:59,359 I put my underwear on one ball at a time. 934 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:00,818 When did you learn to paint? 935 00:48:00,819 --> 00:48:02,901 The moment I was born, I came out of the womb, 936 00:48:02,902 --> 00:48:07,277 and I quickly turned around, and I painted my mother's vagina. 937 00:48:09,569 --> 00:48:12,984 You guys like the lyre? 938 00:48:12,985 --> 00:48:15,026 - Is that like a guitar? - I don't know. 939 00:48:15,027 --> 00:48:18,651 Does a guitar increase the gravity of a pair of women's panties? 940 00:48:18,652 --> 00:48:20,526 Mm-hm. 941 00:48:20,527 --> 00:48:22,526 I could make a tree bone me with this thing. 942 00:48:22,527 --> 00:48:28,026 And the trees will bone you here, so be careful. 943 00:48:28,027 --> 00:48:31,193 Yeah, that sounds good. A tree will fuck me? 944 00:48:31,194 --> 00:48:33,193 When I was a small boy, 945 00:48:33,194 --> 00:48:36,151 I was walking through a forest, and a tree tried to overpower me. 946 00:48:36,152 --> 00:48:38,193 Ah, really? What did you do? 947 00:48:38,194 --> 00:48:39,693 He pushed me on the ground 948 00:48:39,694 --> 00:48:41,901 and wrapped his leaves around my face and arms, 949 00:48:41,902 --> 00:48:45,859 and then, the next thing I knew, a branch was penetrating my ass. 950 00:48:45,860 --> 00:48:48,276 Oh, god! 951 00:48:48,277 --> 00:48:50,651 It was a pointy, pointy branch. 952 00:48:50,652 --> 00:48:53,401 I mean, did he wear, like, a leaf condom or anything? 953 00:48:53,402 --> 00:48:56,193 No, just bark. 954 00:48:56,194 --> 00:49:00,902 When he was done, he shed his acorns upon my back. 955 00:49:02,652 --> 00:49:06,151 Oh, that's the worst thing I've ever heard. 956 00:49:06,152 --> 00:49:12,068 Um, Orpheus, what were you wearing when the tree violated you? 957 00:49:12,069 --> 00:49:13,526 You think I asked for it? 958 00:49:13,527 --> 00:49:15,651 Were you maybe dressed like a bush? 959 00:49:15,652 --> 00:49:18,026 I was dressed like a human being! 960 00:49:18,027 --> 00:49:19,734 All right, I'm sorry. 961 00:49:19,735 --> 00:49:22,318 I'm gonna go and start a shelter for tree rape victims. 962 00:49:22,319 --> 00:49:24,818 It's not a joke! 963 00:49:24,819 --> 00:49:27,359 Mr. Orpheus, why have you stayed here 964 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:28,901 if you could leave at any time? 965 00:49:28,902 --> 00:49:31,984 Especially with trees like my uncle Carl. 966 00:49:31,985 --> 00:49:33,776 Well, me and my road Dawgs 967 00:49:33,777 --> 00:49:36,318 used to come down here all the time rescuing virgins, 968 00:49:36,319 --> 00:49:38,859 and they'd say, "oh, wassup now, gangsta? 969 00:49:38,860 --> 00:49:41,068 Let me thank you with my lady parts." 970 00:49:41,069 --> 00:49:42,609 "Well, if I must." 971 00:49:42,610 --> 00:49:44,526 "Oh, by the way, this baby's yours." 972 00:49:44,527 --> 00:49:46,818 And then I'm just like, "I'm outta here, Missy!" 973 00:49:46,819 --> 00:49:50,943 Responsibilities, that shit is zombiewalk, man. 974 00:49:50,944 --> 00:49:53,401 I'm like black people. I'll take freedom. 975 00:49:53,402 --> 00:49:55,984 Preacher, meet the choir. 976 00:49:55,985 --> 00:49:59,234 Wow, Orpheus. Don't you ever get lonely down here? 977 00:49:59,235 --> 00:50:02,151 You must have once wished you had a family, right? 978 00:50:02,152 --> 00:50:03,776 Guess what? No. 979 00:50:03,777 --> 00:50:06,068 Fun times we're all having together. 980 00:50:06,069 --> 00:50:08,318 You know what else would be fun? Finding curt. 981 00:50:08,319 --> 00:50:10,401 It's the reason we came down here. 982 00:50:10,402 --> 00:50:13,026 Fine. Whatevs. 983 00:50:13,027 --> 00:50:14,984 I can get you wherever you wanna go. 984 00:50:14,985 --> 00:50:16,526 But first, you must pass 985 00:50:16,527 --> 00:50:23,651 the trials of the mortals! 986 00:50:23,652 --> 00:50:29,693 Well, I hope you all are ready for a physical challenge. 987 00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:31,484 Who wants to see how good I am? 988 00:50:31,485 --> 00:50:33,401 - Um... - Yes, okay. 989 00:50:33,402 --> 00:50:36,234 Moving, moving, breathing very hard. 990 00:50:36,235 --> 00:50:39,151 Super strong. Super speed. 991 00:50:39,152 --> 00:50:41,526 Watch me fucking leap so high! 992 00:50:41,527 --> 00:50:46,234 Stuck it! I can leap and fart at the same... oh! 993 00:50:46,235 --> 00:50:47,484 Fuck me! 994 00:50:47,485 --> 00:50:50,859 Oh, it hurts so bad. I'm weak. 995 00:50:50,860 --> 00:50:52,609 You know what, you guys are good. 996 00:50:52,610 --> 00:50:58,818 Everyone passed, a-pluses, thank you. 997 00:50:58,819 --> 00:51:02,359 Warriors, I've tested your mind and body. 998 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,443 Now, the hardest test of all. 999 00:51:04,444 --> 00:51:09,026 You must resist that which tears all mortal men apart. 1000 00:51:09,027 --> 00:51:11,359 Women. 1001 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,151 In a minute, a super hot, sexy bitch is going to come through that door 1002 00:51:14,152 --> 00:51:17,443 and try to seduce you into telling her the secret word. 1003 00:51:17,444 --> 00:51:21,109 She will stop at absolutely nothing to get it out of you. 1004 00:51:21,110 --> 00:51:23,943 You will want to fuck her silly. Trust me. 1005 00:51:23,944 --> 00:51:26,984 No matter what she does, no matter how long she fucks you, 1006 00:51:26,985 --> 00:51:29,109 do not give her the secret word. 1007 00:51:29,110 --> 00:51:32,151 I repeat, do not give it to her. 1008 00:51:32,152 --> 00:51:34,902 The secret word is "Jasmine". 1009 00:51:43,694 --> 00:51:47,984 Whoo hoo! Boys, who wants to take their ball sacks 1010 00:51:47,985 --> 00:51:49,818 and put them in my mouth? 1011 00:51:49,819 --> 00:51:57,485 Jasmine! Jasmine! Jasmine! Jasmine! 1012 00:51:59,694 --> 00:52:01,859 You all failed to resist her charms. 1013 00:52:01,860 --> 00:52:07,109 I was watching from a remote monitor in the other room. 1014 00:52:07,110 --> 00:52:08,901 But you can all move on. 1015 00:52:08,902 --> 00:52:10,401 Back to my Tiki bar! 1016 00:52:10,402 --> 00:52:12,234 - Yes! - All right! 1017 00:52:12,235 --> 00:52:16,651 The one that I built out of that tree that sodomized me. 1018 00:52:16,652 --> 00:52:18,693 Didn't we pass? I don't understand. 1019 00:52:18,694 --> 00:52:23,068 I can't believe I've spent my entire life looking for this loser. 1020 00:52:23,069 --> 00:52:25,234 I just need to find out one thing for sure, 1021 00:52:25,235 --> 00:52:27,151 and then I can put this behind me. 1022 00:52:27,152 --> 00:52:30,609 Wait. What? 1023 00:52:30,610 --> 00:52:33,651 Garçon, these men need some victory juice 1024 00:52:33,652 --> 00:52:36,109 to pour down our head holes. 1025 00:52:36,110 --> 00:52:37,401 Let's make a toast. 1026 00:52:37,402 --> 00:52:38,818 To rescuing curt! 1027 00:52:38,819 --> 00:52:40,651 No. To all the road dogs 1028 00:52:40,652 --> 00:52:43,776 who had the courage to leave their pregnant wives. 1029 00:52:43,777 --> 00:52:45,984 Yeah, fuck them ho's. 1030 00:52:45,985 --> 00:52:48,526 Orpheus, I bet you like all flavor bitches. 1031 00:52:48,527 --> 00:52:53,193 The fuck I do. Chinese, Asian, Korean, pan-Asian, pan-Korean. 1032 00:52:53,194 --> 00:52:54,443 Goo goo Gai pan. 1033 00:52:54,444 --> 00:52:56,901 - That's a Cantonese dinner dish. - Yeah. 1034 00:52:56,902 --> 00:52:59,276 You'd fuck a Cantonese dinner dish? 1035 00:52:59,277 --> 00:53:02,818 - Um... yes. - Well, then. Cool. 1036 00:53:02,819 --> 00:53:06,568 - But no fat bitches. - No! 1037 00:53:06,569 --> 00:53:08,193 Deema. 1038 00:53:08,194 --> 00:53:10,193 You're the coolest chick ever. You're just like me. 1039 00:53:10,194 --> 00:53:12,151 If you didn't have a pussy, I'd think you were my son. 1040 00:53:12,152 --> 00:53:14,568 And if you didn't have a pussy, I'd think you were my dad. 1041 00:53:14,569 --> 00:53:16,943 Oh, busted! 1042 00:53:16,944 --> 00:53:21,443 Come on, Orpheus. Get on the real, real. You never fucked a demon? 1043 00:53:21,444 --> 00:53:25,943 Well, okay, there was just this one. What was it like? 1044 00:53:25,944 --> 00:53:28,776 So, we're in the bone zone, I'm really finding my rhythm, 1045 00:53:28,777 --> 00:53:30,734 and suddenly, she drops the, 1046 00:53:30,735 --> 00:53:32,818 "oh, let's move into my cottage made of tentacles." 1047 00:53:32,819 --> 00:53:35,401 And I was like, "peace out, man." 1048 00:53:35,402 --> 00:53:39,443 I heard she really plumped up. Twinkies just jumped into her mouth. 1049 00:53:39,444 --> 00:53:41,609 - What was her name? - Mm, I barely remember. 1050 00:53:41,610 --> 00:53:46,443 I believe it was, hm... Durmessa. 1051 00:53:46,444 --> 00:53:48,859 Oh, shit, my face! 1052 00:53:48,860 --> 00:53:51,109 You deadbeat dad. 1053 00:53:51,110 --> 00:53:54,693 All this time I thought you were being held captive against your will. 1054 00:53:54,694 --> 00:53:58,693 I convinced myself that is why you never came home. 1055 00:53:58,694 --> 00:54:00,401 Wait, wait, Deema, let's talk. 1056 00:54:00,402 --> 00:54:02,609 You're still gonna take us to curt, right? 1057 00:54:02,610 --> 00:54:03,776 I don't know where he is! 1058 00:54:03,777 --> 00:54:05,984 Orpheus was supposed to have all the answers. 1059 00:54:05,985 --> 00:54:09,151 - You lied? - Of course I lied. 1060 00:54:09,152 --> 00:54:10,609 That's what demons do! 1061 00:54:10,610 --> 00:54:12,401 What a purple bitch! 1062 00:54:12,402 --> 00:54:13,943 How dare you say that to her! 1063 00:54:13,944 --> 00:54:15,859 Someday she will be my purple wife! 1064 00:54:15,860 --> 00:54:18,318 - I told you she was a liar. - Oh, yeah, that's right. 1065 00:54:18,319 --> 00:54:20,026 Because you're smarter than everybody. 1066 00:54:20,027 --> 00:54:22,109 I'm Remy. Look at my weird haircut. 1067 00:54:22,110 --> 00:54:25,443 I wear a corduroy peacoat and listen to dubstep music. 1068 00:54:25,444 --> 00:54:27,234 Well, I'm tired of it. 1069 00:54:27,235 --> 00:54:29,776 Women usually do that to me after I make love to them. 1070 00:54:29,777 --> 00:54:31,193 Augie! 1071 00:54:31,194 --> 00:54:32,401 Fuck him, Remy. 1072 00:54:32,402 --> 00:54:34,234 Let's watch my sweet-ass flat screen. 1073 00:54:34,235 --> 00:54:38,734 I have the entire big momma's house trilogy. 1074 00:54:38,735 --> 00:54:46,735 Deema! 1075 00:54:48,152 --> 00:54:50,443 []You're pathetic, you know that? 1076 00:54:50,444 --> 00:54:52,651 - Yeah. - Where are you even going? 1077 00:54:52,652 --> 00:54:55,151 Nowhere. I was just looking for you. 1078 00:54:55,152 --> 00:54:58,151 I still think we can make a great "teama". 1079 00:54:58,152 --> 00:55:00,734 I don't know why you still believe in me. 1080 00:55:00,735 --> 00:55:03,776 I come from a lying demon and a selfish mortal. 1081 00:55:03,777 --> 00:55:05,068 Doesn't change who you are. 1082 00:55:05,069 --> 00:55:06,901 My dad's like a big jerk, 1083 00:55:06,902 --> 00:55:09,276 and my mom lied to him about being a woman. 1084 00:55:09,277 --> 00:55:13,443 Okay, I don't know what to do with that, Augie, 1085 00:55:13,444 --> 00:55:16,651 but thanks for giving me another chance. 1086 00:55:16,652 --> 00:55:22,568 Get in. 1087 00:55:22,569 --> 00:55:24,444 Whoa. Ahh. 1088 00:55:27,527 --> 00:55:30,693 - Twitter alert from the demon union. - What does it say? 1089 00:55:30,694 --> 00:55:34,734 It's a reminder to tune in and watch the mortal sacrifice tonight 1090 00:55:34,735 --> 00:55:36,359 at the crossroads. 1091 00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,609 That's where they're gonna sacrifice curt! 1092 00:55:38,610 --> 00:55:43,569 Do you know how to get there? -Yeah. It's really close to here. 1093 00:55:44,902 --> 00:55:46,526 Big momma, you fooled them again. 1094 00:55:46,527 --> 00:55:48,109 Would you fuck big momma? 1095 00:55:48,110 --> 00:55:49,568 Yes. Would you? 1096 00:55:49,569 --> 00:55:52,943 Bro-dawg, I've fucked every woman I've ever met. 1097 00:55:52,944 --> 00:55:55,276 Except for that smoking angel, Barb. 1098 00:55:55,277 --> 00:55:58,276 - She's the one that got away. - What happened? 1099 00:55:58,277 --> 00:56:01,234 She just wanted to be stupid friends. 1100 00:56:01,235 --> 00:56:04,609 I don't need friends anymore. You know what I mean? I need bros. 1101 00:56:04,610 --> 00:56:06,984 - Yeah. - You know what I'm saying, man. 1102 00:56:06,985 --> 00:56:09,276 Wake up, see my bros in the bunk bed above me. 1103 00:56:09,277 --> 00:56:11,693 Play video games, then we order some ZA. 1104 00:56:11,694 --> 00:56:13,901 We eat it with all of our bros together, 1105 00:56:13,902 --> 00:56:15,651 high-fiving after each bite. 1106 00:56:15,652 --> 00:56:17,068 Then we all take a shit together. 1107 00:56:17,069 --> 00:56:18,943 You have a bathroom with five toilets. 1108 00:56:18,944 --> 00:56:21,359 Everyone making eye contact while reading Maxim. 1109 00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,193 And the next day, we do the same thing. 1110 00:56:23,194 --> 00:56:25,401 It's the way of the bro, like you said. 1111 00:56:25,402 --> 00:56:29,276 Well, your way of the bro is a little different than mine. But I hear you. 1112 00:56:29,277 --> 00:56:33,484 Coming up tonight from quick-jet printer replacement cartridge stadium, 1113 00:56:33,485 --> 00:56:35,943 Shirtz 'n' Skinz perform their latest single. 1114 00:56:35,944 --> 00:56:41,109 Later, mortal curt Meyers will be sacrificed live. 1115 00:56:41,110 --> 00:56:42,318 Shit! Curt! 1116 00:56:42,319 --> 00:56:43,359 Wassup? 1117 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,818 - We got to go. - Go where, brah? 1118 00:56:45,819 --> 00:56:48,234 - Orpheus, we got to save curt. - Huh? 1119 00:56:48,235 --> 00:56:50,901 Come on. That's what you do, you rescue mortals from hell! 1120 00:56:50,902 --> 00:56:55,193 I ain't that guy anymore. That's a young man's game. 1121 00:56:55,194 --> 00:56:57,984 What do you say? One last mission? 1122 00:56:57,985 --> 00:57:01,401 Sorry. -Well, then, I got to go on my own. 1123 00:57:01,402 --> 00:57:05,193 Why? He's not your friend, man. I'm your friend. You just said it. 1124 00:57:05,194 --> 00:57:07,943 You wanted to bro out and stare at each other on toilets. 1125 00:57:07,944 --> 00:57:10,109 I'm sorry, brother. 1126 00:57:10,110 --> 00:57:13,068 I guess I'm gonna go set five mirrors up in my bathroom 1127 00:57:13,069 --> 00:57:20,318 and stare at myself as I make the forbidden mud. 1128 00:57:20,319 --> 00:57:22,484 To the crossroads! 1129 00:57:22,485 --> 00:57:26,193 Pretend you're rowing to Florida! 1130 00:57:26,194 --> 00:57:33,776 Of course his boat has a hole in it. What a loser. 1131 00:57:33,777 --> 00:57:34,984 Augie! 1132 00:57:34,985 --> 00:57:37,068 Hey, Augie! 1133 00:57:37,069 --> 00:57:38,818 Hey, Deema, what's going on? 1134 00:57:38,819 --> 00:57:41,609 Augie, curt's gonna be sacrificed! We have to save him! 1135 00:57:41,610 --> 00:57:44,359 We're handling it. Thank you for your interest. 1136 00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:50,443 Um... why don't you guys get in my boat? 1137 00:57:50,444 --> 00:57:55,651 Look, man, I know I was a dick. Just get in. 1138 00:57:55,652 --> 00:58:00,234 Fine. You want me to say it? I suppose you earned it. 1139 00:58:00,235 --> 00:58:01,859 I... 1140 00:58:01,860 --> 00:58:03,109 I love you, man. 1141 00:58:03,110 --> 00:58:04,776 I never realized how great my friends are 1142 00:58:04,777 --> 00:58:08,234 until I had that stupid thought that I didn't. 1143 00:58:08,235 --> 00:58:09,776 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, middle part, 1144 00:58:09,777 --> 00:58:11,234 you know, I haven't made it easy on you, 1145 00:58:11,235 --> 00:58:13,109 took you for granted, big close. 1146 00:58:13,110 --> 00:58:15,401 I'll never make this mistake again. 1147 00:58:15,402 --> 00:58:17,318 Mm-mm. 1148 00:58:17,319 --> 00:58:21,359 I really need you, dude. I can't do this on my own. 1149 00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:24,568 You need me? 1150 00:58:24,569 --> 00:58:25,569 Yup. 1151 00:58:35,027 --> 00:58:43,027 To the crossroads! 1152 00:58:43,985 --> 00:58:45,651 You're on in one minute! 1153 00:58:45,652 --> 00:58:48,276 Damn! I hate public speaking. Anyone got a Xanax? 1154 00:58:48,277 --> 00:58:51,526 Hey, hell is ours. We own this place. Am I right? 1155 00:58:51,527 --> 00:58:54,276 Right. Right. I'm the devil. 1156 00:58:54,277 --> 00:58:57,068 Get out there on that stage and start struttin' that shit. 1157 00:58:57,069 --> 00:58:59,651 - Yeah! - Hail, Satan! 1158 00:58:59,652 --> 00:59:02,193 I give you the devil! 1159 00:59:02,194 --> 00:59:04,943 Oh, and, curt, we couldn't find any other mortal, 1160 00:59:04,944 --> 00:59:07,026 so we have to sacrifice you. Sorry. 1161 00:59:07,027 --> 00:59:10,151 Whoa, that's bullshit! Hold on! Wait, wait, wait! 1162 00:59:10,152 --> 00:59:11,526 Hurts me more than it... 1163 00:59:11,527 --> 00:59:13,234 Okay, thanks, bye. 1164 00:59:13,235 --> 00:59:16,735 I'm fucked! 1165 00:59:18,944 --> 00:59:21,443 Usa! Usa! 1166 00:59:21,444 --> 00:59:24,901 Usa! Usa! Usa! 1167 00:59:24,902 --> 00:59:26,943 Devil! Devil! 1168 00:59:26,944 --> 00:59:29,818 Switch it up! Oh, come on. 1169 00:59:29,819 --> 00:59:31,818 Devil! Us... 1170 00:59:31,819 --> 00:59:35,651 We are about to meet our sacrifice! 1171 00:59:35,652 --> 00:59:38,484 He's not just your average oathbreaker! 1172 00:59:38,485 --> 00:59:40,443 He's a friendship forsaker! 1173 00:59:40,444 --> 00:59:44,193 Ow! Ow! You can't do this to me. 1174 00:59:44,194 --> 00:59:45,443 Why not? 1175 00:59:45,444 --> 00:59:48,818 Because we made a deal, remember? 1176 00:59:48,819 --> 00:59:50,609 Let me read it. 1177 00:59:50,610 --> 00:59:54,318 Uh-huh. Boilerplate. Latin. Legalese. 1178 00:59:54,319 --> 00:59:55,693 Read it out loud! 1179 00:59:55,694 --> 00:59:57,943 "I will not sacrifice curt 1180 00:59:57,944 --> 01:00:01,443 if he helps me put on a real special show to impress Barb the angel." 1181 01:00:01,444 --> 01:00:02,651 A-ha! 1182 01:00:02,652 --> 01:00:04,318 - Bullshit! - What the hell? 1183 01:00:04,319 --> 01:00:06,484 You're right. It's all right here. 1184 01:00:06,485 --> 01:00:08,818 Oh! That is beautiful! 1185 01:00:08,819 --> 01:00:10,234 - Curt? - Yeah? 1186 01:00:10,235 --> 01:00:13,776 When is a contract not a contract? 1187 01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:17,734 When it's eaten! 1188 01:00:17,735 --> 01:00:25,401 Devil, you are a piece of shit. 1189 01:00:25,402 --> 01:00:29,609 I guess your contract is now null and void. 1190 01:00:29,610 --> 01:00:32,484 Oh! Oh! 1191 01:00:32,485 --> 01:00:35,359 You all right there, devil? Sound a little gassy. 1192 01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:38,359 Almost feels like I ate a bad burrito or something. 1193 01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:40,734 Not good. 1194 01:00:40,735 --> 01:00:44,568 Look at him. -Demons, continue with the sacrifice. 1195 01:00:44,569 --> 01:00:47,234 Stomach, let me introduce you to toilet. 1196 01:00:47,235 --> 01:00:49,235 You two should get along great. 1197 01:00:52,735 --> 01:00:56,651 Hey! Ow! 1198 01:00:56,652 --> 01:01:00,652 Get off me, man! Ow! Guys! Come on! Aw, shit! 1199 01:01:11,277 --> 01:01:12,901 Those demons want blood. 1200 01:01:12,902 --> 01:01:14,943 I know how this song ends. 1201 01:01:14,944 --> 01:01:18,568 No! They're gonna kill him. How do we get past those guards? 1202 01:01:18,569 --> 01:01:20,109 - Hey! - I got this one. 1203 01:01:20,110 --> 01:01:27,569 There's nothing hornier than a demon in hell. 1204 01:02:13,194 --> 01:02:14,401 Curt! 1205 01:02:14,402 --> 01:02:17,568 - Hey! Help me! - Curt! 1206 01:02:17,569 --> 01:02:20,943 Wait, what? Guys! How the fuck did you get down here? 1207 01:02:20,944 --> 01:02:22,318 We came down to save you! 1208 01:02:22,319 --> 01:02:24,109 Yo, what up? 1209 01:02:24,110 --> 01:02:26,151 - There's my sweet baby boy! - Hey! 1210 01:02:26,152 --> 01:02:27,443 Oh, mama missed you! 1211 01:02:27,444 --> 01:02:29,401 - Easy, Augie. - Who's she? 1212 01:02:29,402 --> 01:02:31,568 The devil's coming back! 1213 01:02:31,569 --> 01:02:33,609 The devil's gonna sacrifice me! You got to get me out of here! 1214 01:02:33,610 --> 01:02:35,151 All right. Let's go. 1215 01:02:35,152 --> 01:02:41,693 Nobody mention anything about his diarrhea! 1216 01:02:41,694 --> 01:02:44,651 - What the fuck are you doing? - Uh... 1217 01:02:44,652 --> 01:02:46,277 - Lake of fire! - Lake of fire! 1218 01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:54,609 Help! -Remy, no, no, no! Hold on, Remy! 1219 01:02:54,610 --> 01:02:56,318 Yeah! I'm back! 1220 01:02:56,319 --> 01:02:58,193 Keep the fan on in there. 1221 01:02:58,194 --> 01:03:01,026 Well, well, what do we have here? 1222 01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:04,651 Um, can we get that bridge back? 1223 01:03:04,652 --> 01:03:07,484 If you answer yes to any of these questions, 1224 01:03:07,485 --> 01:03:09,693 you may have an enlarged prostate. 1225 01:03:09,694 --> 01:03:11,943 - Do you have difficulty urinating? - Yes. 1226 01:03:11,944 --> 01:03:13,443 - Weak stream? - Yes. 1227 01:03:13,444 --> 01:03:14,818 - Dribbling? - Yes. 1228 01:03:14,819 --> 01:03:16,984 - Painful urination? - Yes. 1229 01:03:16,985 --> 01:03:19,443 - Pussy, yellow discharge? - Yes. 1230 01:03:19,444 --> 01:03:21,318 If you answered yes to all of these questions, 1231 01:03:21,319 --> 01:03:24,151 - go immediately to the hospital. - No. 1232 01:03:24,152 --> 01:03:27,151 Okay. In addition to one mortal, 1233 01:03:27,152 --> 01:03:31,693 we are also going to sacrifice the daughter of Orpheus. Zing! 1234 01:03:31,694 --> 01:03:36,318 My daughter! -Chew on that, Orphy! Mm-hm. Tough beans. 1235 01:03:36,319 --> 01:03:39,818 Oh, shit. I've got to save her! 1236 01:03:39,819 --> 01:03:46,026 Oh, fuck me. And I'm off. 1237 01:03:46,027 --> 01:03:48,651 - Where the hell is my phone? - Extra order of dipping sauce. 1238 01:03:48,652 --> 01:03:50,234 - Give me that! - And I would like a... 1239 01:03:50,235 --> 01:03:54,193 Oh, god! Oh, but I gave them my credit card! 1240 01:03:54,194 --> 01:03:58,984 I told you to stop calling me. 1241 01:03:58,985 --> 01:04:01,193 I know, I know, but I thought you'd like to know 1242 01:04:01,194 --> 01:04:04,651 that I found the two mortals you were looking for. 1243 01:04:04,652 --> 01:04:07,609 No way. You're just saying this to get me to come down there. 1244 01:04:07,610 --> 01:04:09,568 Oh, no, I promise it's true. 1245 01:04:09,569 --> 01:04:12,068 How do I know? Prove it! 1246 01:04:12,069 --> 01:04:14,859 You know what? I'll take a picture with my phone and send it to you. 1247 01:04:14,860 --> 01:04:17,860 And there, and sending. 1248 01:04:19,235 --> 01:04:20,776 What? 1249 01:04:20,777 --> 01:04:23,359 - It's a dick pic. - Sorry, wrong picture. 1250 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,318 Sending. 1251 01:04:25,319 --> 01:04:28,193 Oh, my, devil. It is the mortals. 1252 01:04:28,194 --> 01:04:30,609 I said I would find them for you, and I did. 1253 01:04:30,610 --> 01:04:34,193 I'll be right there. -Get ready for some sweet devil loving! 1254 01:04:34,194 --> 01:04:36,943 Hello? 1255 01:04:36,944 --> 01:04:38,859 Shirtz 'n' Skinz, you're next. 1256 01:04:38,860 --> 01:04:40,694 Last rehearsal! 1257 01:04:46,985 --> 01:04:49,109 She's my angel 1258 01:04:49,110 --> 01:04:51,443 angel - angel 1259 01:04:51,444 --> 01:04:54,776 she is my angel 1260 01:04:54,777 --> 01:04:56,443 she's my angel 1261 01:04:56,444 --> 01:04:59,109 angel - angel 1262 01:04:59,110 --> 01:05:00,359 yeah! 1263 01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:01,651 I'm a big fan. 1264 01:05:01,652 --> 01:05:04,359 - That's great, man. Super cool. - Yes. 1265 01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:06,109 Want me to sign something for you? 1266 01:05:06,110 --> 01:05:08,943 Will you autograph my fist with your face? 1267 01:05:08,944 --> 01:05:11,068 - Aw, sure, man. - Hy-ah! 1268 01:05:11,069 --> 01:05:15,401 God. Oh, shit, god, fuck me. 1269 01:05:15,402 --> 01:05:18,401 I came by to inform you that the concert has been rescheduled. 1270 01:05:18,402 --> 01:05:21,568 The good news is you're all still getting paid and laid. 1271 01:05:21,569 --> 01:05:23,109 - Cool. - Yes. 1272 01:05:23,110 --> 01:05:25,443 Oh, fellas, please leave your costumes. 1273 01:05:25,444 --> 01:05:28,151 And there is an assortment of groupies waiting outside 1274 01:05:28,152 --> 01:05:29,651 to suck your dicks. 1275 01:05:29,652 --> 01:05:33,693 - Fuck, yeah, dog! - Word. 1276 01:05:33,694 --> 01:05:39,443 Okay, demons and damned, before we sacrifice any mortals, 1277 01:05:39,444 --> 01:05:43,693 I'd like to introduce to you my favorite boy band, 1278 01:05:43,694 --> 01:05:46,109 Shirtz 'n' Skinz! 1279 01:05:46,110 --> 01:05:47,735 With a "z"! 1280 01:05:50,110 --> 01:05:55,526 That's the way to do it! 1281 01:05:55,527 --> 01:05:59,151 What? That's just Shirtz. Where the fuck is Skinz? 1282 01:05:59,152 --> 01:06:03,526 Look, I'm sorry. The rest of the band is stuck in traffic. 1283 01:06:03,527 --> 01:06:06,194 So I'm gonna rock three times as hard! 1284 01:06:09,735 --> 01:06:12,526 As a young boy I found solace 1285 01:06:12,527 --> 01:06:15,651 in the forest wild and free 1286 01:06:15,652 --> 01:06:19,026 'til that fateful day youth was ripped away 1287 01:06:19,027 --> 01:06:22,276 'neath the boughs of an old oak tree 1288 01:06:22,277 --> 01:06:25,609 he wrapped his leaves around my fragile frame 1289 01:06:25,610 --> 01:06:28,609 and thrust me to the grass 1290 01:06:28,610 --> 01:06:30,109 how my face did Blanche 1291 01:06:30,110 --> 01:06:35,527 as his mighty branch did penetrate my ass 1292 01:06:36,985 --> 01:06:39,026 now when a tree comes in the forest 1293 01:06:39,027 --> 01:06:42,318 tell me do you think it makes a sound? 1294 01:06:42,319 --> 01:06:45,901 No, you'll only hear the wail of a broken tot 1295 01:06:45,902 --> 01:06:51,276 lying butt up on the ground 1296 01:06:51,277 --> 01:06:53,443 my life and ass both splintered 1297 01:06:53,444 --> 01:06:57,026 and my sphincter torn and loose 1298 01:06:57,027 --> 01:07:00,401 so I mourn for my lost innocence 1299 01:07:00,402 --> 01:07:03,484 and for all that's pure and good 1300 01:07:03,485 --> 01:07:06,651 and I mourn the day I learned the painful meaning 1301 01:07:06,652 --> 01:07:10,276 of mourning wood 1302 01:07:10,277 --> 01:07:14,026 morning wood 1303 01:07:14,027 --> 01:07:18,944 morning wood 1304 01:07:28,902 --> 01:07:29,984 ha ha! 1305 01:07:29,985 --> 01:07:32,068 What is this shit? 1306 01:07:32,069 --> 01:07:37,484 Surprise, surprise! It is I! 1307 01:07:37,485 --> 01:07:41,484 Orpheus? -You thought I was someone else, but I'm not someone else. 1308 01:07:41,485 --> 01:07:45,193 I'm Orpheus, the guy that you didn't think I was 1309 01:07:45,194 --> 01:07:46,693 but I am now. 1310 01:07:46,694 --> 01:07:48,818 Yeah, I get it, that's called a disguise. 1311 01:07:48,819 --> 01:07:50,484 You put it on, I thought you were someone else. 1312 01:07:50,485 --> 01:07:51,859 No more explaining. 1313 01:07:51,860 --> 01:07:53,568 I can't believe you made it! 1314 01:07:53,569 --> 01:07:56,026 Yeah, you said you were retiring from saving mortals. 1315 01:07:56,027 --> 01:07:59,318 I did. But I never said anything about retiring 1316 01:07:59,319 --> 01:08:01,484 from saving half-mortals. 1317 01:08:01,485 --> 01:08:04,109 Really? You came back here for me? 1318 01:08:04,110 --> 01:08:07,234 Yes. Look, I know I wasn't the best father, 1319 01:08:07,235 --> 01:08:09,359 and I wasn't around for you, 1320 01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:11,568 and I really regret that. 1321 01:08:11,569 --> 01:08:14,943 Aw, dad, that's so sweet of you to say. 1322 01:08:14,944 --> 01:08:18,193 Yes. Mmm. Sweet lips. 1323 01:08:18,194 --> 01:08:19,943 Oh, oh, this isn't that. 1324 01:08:19,944 --> 01:08:23,568 Oh, I may have slightly misread that situation. 1325 01:08:23,569 --> 01:08:24,984 Yeah. 1326 01:08:24,985 --> 01:08:27,234 We haven't actually done a DNA test, 1327 01:08:27,235 --> 01:08:30,401 so there's still a possibility that this isn't totally disgusting. 1328 01:08:30,402 --> 01:08:31,818 No. 1329 01:08:31,819 --> 01:08:33,943 No matter. I love you, daughter. 1330 01:08:33,944 --> 01:08:40,193 Okay, let's get out of hell. 1331 01:08:40,194 --> 01:08:46,401 - Everybody on! - What? Oh! 1332 01:08:46,402 --> 01:08:54,402 Give me that! 1333 01:08:57,569 --> 01:08:59,651 Ha ha! I win! 1334 01:08:59,652 --> 01:09:02,527 It's time for, Bam, the sacrifice! 1335 01:09:04,319 --> 01:09:05,735 Crucify 'em! 1336 01:09:15,610 --> 01:09:17,026 Ahh. 1337 01:09:17,027 --> 01:09:20,985 Barb, the one that got away. 1338 01:09:23,777 --> 01:09:28,484 Oh, yeah! Slutty angel. 1339 01:09:28,485 --> 01:09:32,943 She's on the wrong side of 40. 1340 01:09:32,944 --> 01:09:37,943 Mama. 1341 01:09:37,944 --> 01:09:45,069 Wish I was that pole. 1342 01:09:47,069 --> 01:09:49,568 Look, here's your mortals. 1343 01:09:49,569 --> 01:09:52,984 Orpheus, that song about getting raped by trees, 1344 01:09:52,985 --> 01:09:57,651 it was so beautiful and personal. 1345 01:09:57,652 --> 01:09:59,651 You're such a sensitive artist. 1346 01:09:59,652 --> 01:10:02,610 Barb, I'm a sensitive artist, too. 1347 01:10:03,819 --> 01:10:05,984 What the hell? 1348 01:10:05,985 --> 01:10:08,568 Look at the painting I did of you. 1349 01:10:08,569 --> 01:10:10,859 It's a black-light painting. 1350 01:10:10,860 --> 01:10:12,027 Of me on a dune buggy. 1351 01:10:15,194 --> 01:10:18,776 Aw, geez, Louise! 1352 01:10:18,777 --> 01:10:21,401 Sacrifice! Sacrifice! 1353 01:10:21,402 --> 01:10:24,152 Sacrifice! Sacrifice! 1354 01:10:26,985 --> 01:10:29,109 Orpheus isn't going down easy! 1355 01:10:29,110 --> 01:10:31,234 Here she is. 1356 01:10:31,235 --> 01:10:34,068 We need more ammunition. 1357 01:10:34,069 --> 01:10:35,943 You're not gonna to kill him, are you? 1358 01:10:35,944 --> 01:10:39,026 - Start folding t-shirts. - You're scaring... 1359 01:10:39,027 --> 01:10:42,234 Uh-huh. 1360 01:10:42,235 --> 01:10:46,359 Darling, I've traveled many, many miles to find you. 1361 01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:48,068 - You have? - Yes. 1362 01:10:48,069 --> 01:10:50,109 I've tried to fight off my feelings, 1363 01:10:50,110 --> 01:10:52,484 but the head can't tell the heart where to go. 1364 01:10:52,485 --> 01:10:56,818 What do you say? You, me, and my penis get hitched and fly off into the sunset! 1365 01:10:56,819 --> 01:10:59,318 - Aww. - The only thing that matters is, 1366 01:10:59,319 --> 01:11:03,693 Barb, do you want to spend the rest of our life together? 1367 01:11:03,694 --> 01:11:09,776 They all said that our love stood not a chance 1368 01:11:09,777 --> 01:11:15,318 that our hearts could never keep it in their pants 1369 01:11:15,319 --> 01:11:19,484 but when my penis saw your sweet vagina 1370 01:11:19,485 --> 01:11:21,484 standing across the room 1371 01:11:21,485 --> 01:11:23,401 what is this, Jersey boys? 1372 01:11:23,402 --> 01:11:26,151 My scrotum did a backflip 1373 01:11:26,152 --> 01:11:28,943 and my lonely balls did swoon 1374 01:11:28,944 --> 01:11:32,443 - I hate musicals. - Mama Mia! Wasn't bad. 1375 01:11:32,444 --> 01:11:38,693 Now it's clear that this love was meant to be 1376 01:11:38,694 --> 01:11:39,776 my vagina 1377 01:11:39,777 --> 01:11:41,234 my penis 1378 01:11:41,235 --> 01:11:45,193 you and me - stop singing! 1379 01:11:45,194 --> 01:11:47,401 - Oh, shit! - Oh, no! 1380 01:11:47,402 --> 01:11:50,026 - The demons want blood! - We got to get out of here now! 1381 01:11:50,027 --> 01:11:52,443 - Hurry up! - Grab a fistful of white! 1382 01:11:52,444 --> 01:11:53,818 Hold on! 1383 01:11:53,819 --> 01:11:56,734 Load me up! 1384 01:11:56,735 --> 01:11:58,901 - Wait for me! - Augie! 1385 01:11:58,902 --> 01:12:01,609 - Barb, you got to go back. - Grab on, tubby! 1386 01:12:01,610 --> 01:12:04,693 - You don't have to call me that! - Reach with your sausage fingers! 1387 01:12:04,694 --> 01:12:07,526 Come on, honey! -Pretend we're made out of cookie dough! 1388 01:12:07,527 --> 01:12:10,401 - I got it! - Go! 1389 01:12:10,402 --> 01:12:14,359 Die, Orpheus. 1390 01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:18,901 Look out! 1391 01:12:18,902 --> 01:12:20,859 Oh, shit! Barb! 1392 01:12:20,860 --> 01:12:23,359 Fucking t-shirts! 1393 01:12:23,360 --> 01:12:25,984 No! 1394 01:12:25,985 --> 01:12:28,443 - We're gaining speed! - We got to wake her up! 1395 01:12:28,444 --> 01:12:32,109 - Oh, she's out cold! - Barb, wake up! 1396 01:12:32,110 --> 01:12:33,776 Do something, Remy! 1397 01:12:33,777 --> 01:12:36,776 Slap her harder. Try the back of your hand. 1398 01:12:36,777 --> 01:12:38,944 Oh, no! 1399 01:12:47,194 --> 01:12:48,444 Oh, fuck me. 1400 01:13:00,527 --> 01:13:02,276 What's that sound? 1401 01:13:02,277 --> 01:13:05,443 It's a sex offender alert. 1402 01:13:05,444 --> 01:13:09,152 - Cool app. - Shh, quiet! 1403 01:13:18,110 --> 01:13:21,068 Run! 1404 01:13:21,069 --> 01:13:23,609 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 1405 01:13:23,610 --> 01:13:26,359 Holy shit! These trees are alive, man! 1406 01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:27,943 Careful down here. 1407 01:13:27,944 --> 01:13:30,318 There are trees who think "no" means "yes". 1408 01:13:30,319 --> 01:13:37,068 - Just don't stop running! - Wait, where's Barb? 1409 01:13:37,069 --> 01:13:39,401 Help! 1410 01:13:39,402 --> 01:13:40,901 Help! 1411 01:13:40,902 --> 01:13:43,693 - I have to go back for Barb! - Dad, no! 1412 01:13:43,694 --> 01:13:46,359 We'll catch up to you! 1413 01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:49,193 There! Head for the cave! 1414 01:13:49,194 --> 01:13:51,568 I'm coming, Barb! Hold on! 1415 01:13:51,569 --> 01:13:53,859 Were you trying to hit her, boss? 1416 01:13:53,860 --> 01:13:57,359 I mean, you shot her right between the eyes. 1417 01:13:57,360 --> 01:14:01,068 She's probably fine. She's an angel. 1418 01:14:01,069 --> 01:14:04,193 It was a good shot if you meant to hit her. 1419 01:14:04,194 --> 01:14:06,943 Knock it off! Focus! 1420 01:14:06,944 --> 01:14:11,693 What's that smell? 1421 01:14:11,694 --> 01:14:15,776 True heroes. To have laid such a costly sacrifice 1422 01:14:15,777 --> 01:14:18,151 upon the altar of freedom. 1423 01:14:18,152 --> 01:14:19,526 Yeah. 1424 01:14:19,527 --> 01:14:23,151 But that's what you get for chasing pussy. 1425 01:14:23,152 --> 01:14:24,943 Ow! Stitching up your wing 1426 01:14:24,944 --> 01:14:27,068 this is the stitching up your wing song 1427 01:14:27,069 --> 01:14:29,484 Barb! Look out! Don't you touch her! 1428 01:14:29,485 --> 01:14:32,068 What? No! I'm helping her! 1429 01:14:32,069 --> 01:14:34,776 Oh, really? 1430 01:14:34,777 --> 01:14:38,109 - Orpheus? - Tree? 1431 01:14:38,110 --> 01:14:46,110 You look familiar. 1432 01:14:47,902 --> 01:14:51,068 Orpheus? Orpheus? 1433 01:14:51,069 --> 01:14:53,276 Yeah, it's me, you diddler. 1434 01:14:53,277 --> 01:14:55,526 I always hoped I'd run into you someday. 1435 01:14:55,527 --> 01:14:57,026 I bet you did. 1436 01:14:57,027 --> 01:14:59,359 No, no, it's not like that. 1437 01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:02,068 I wanted to apologize for what I did to you. 1438 01:15:02,069 --> 01:15:04,526 "I'm sorry" is just not going to cut it. 1439 01:15:04,527 --> 01:15:07,151 - Did you ever get my gift basket? - No. 1440 01:15:07,152 --> 01:15:09,401 You're kidding? I tracked the package. 1441 01:15:09,402 --> 01:15:11,526 - Mm-hm. - I understand your anger, 1442 01:15:11,527 --> 01:15:14,026 but I've done a lot of work in therapy to get better. 1443 01:15:14,027 --> 01:15:17,776 Is there anything I can do to make it right? 1444 01:15:17,777 --> 01:15:21,901 When I find Orpheus, I'm gonna mount his balls on a stick. 1445 01:15:21,902 --> 01:15:25,985 There is one thing. 1446 01:15:28,402 --> 01:15:32,193 Hey, tree! Have you seen an angel? 1447 01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:36,609 - I did, yes. - Well, where is she? 1448 01:15:36,610 --> 01:15:38,234 Um... 1449 01:15:38,235 --> 01:15:42,318 She went that way. 1450 01:15:42,319 --> 01:15:46,068 Oh, okay. Well, good to see you. 1451 01:15:46,069 --> 01:15:47,151 Keep growing. 1452 01:15:47,152 --> 01:15:49,776 Yeah, keep growing, tree! 1453 01:15:49,777 --> 01:15:51,526 What do you want me to do to him? 1454 01:15:51,527 --> 01:15:54,693 Shed your acorns across his back. 1455 01:15:54,694 --> 01:15:59,984 My psychologist is going to kill me, but I'll do it. 1456 01:15:59,985 --> 01:16:03,943 Let us escape to a secret place where I can motorboat those wings. 1457 01:16:03,944 --> 01:16:07,527 You're so dirty. 1458 01:16:09,485 --> 01:16:11,443 Hey, does anybody want to stop 1459 01:16:11,444 --> 01:16:13,444 for some red bull and crystal meth smoothies? 1460 01:16:16,735 --> 01:16:18,943 Oh, shit! Hold on! 1461 01:16:18,944 --> 01:16:21,401 Like you didn't do last time! 1462 01:16:21,402 --> 01:16:22,943 Quit squirming! 1463 01:16:22,944 --> 01:16:30,735 Grab on! Pull! No! 1464 01:16:36,860 --> 01:16:39,484 - Look, boss! Over there! - Huh? 1465 01:16:39,485 --> 01:16:42,359 - There's movement! - Let's go! 1466 01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:44,068 What are you going to do to me? 1467 01:16:44,069 --> 01:16:47,401 What do they want from me? 1468 01:16:47,402 --> 01:16:49,901 No! No! No, no, no! 1469 01:16:49,902 --> 01:16:52,984 I've got a pig in a blanket. 1470 01:16:52,985 --> 01:16:55,818 Uh, that tree is putting on lipstick. 1471 01:16:55,819 --> 01:17:00,526 Curt! Deema! Remy! 1472 01:17:00,527 --> 01:17:02,026 Are you fucking serious? 1473 01:17:02,027 --> 01:17:04,068 I hope that's for marshmallows. 1474 01:17:04,069 --> 01:17:05,984 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1475 01:17:05,985 --> 01:17:12,943 Hold on! 1476 01:17:12,944 --> 01:17:15,318 Yes! 1477 01:17:15,319 --> 01:17:19,318 Bull's-eye! 1478 01:17:19,319 --> 01:17:21,109 What the fuck? 1479 01:17:21,110 --> 01:17:28,444 This is my house. You gonna screw with me? 1480 01:17:38,402 --> 01:17:41,901 - You had a mint the whole time? - What? 1481 01:17:41,902 --> 01:17:44,068 - A mint! - I didn't know it was there! 1482 01:17:44,069 --> 01:17:46,693 It must have been stuck in the lining of my shirt, I swear! 1483 01:17:46,694 --> 01:17:49,901 Who gives a shit about a stupid mint? 1484 01:17:49,902 --> 01:17:51,901 - A mint? - Huh? 1485 01:17:51,902 --> 01:17:53,609 Don't let him eat that mint! 1486 01:17:53,610 --> 01:17:57,609 Oh, shit! That's it, Remy! Eat that mint! 1487 01:17:57,610 --> 01:17:59,859 It's too late. I don't want your mint now. 1488 01:17:59,860 --> 01:18:02,484 No, no! It's not about that! It'll reverse the curse. 1489 01:18:02,485 --> 01:18:06,943 It'll get us out! Quick, man, hurry up! 1490 01:18:06,944 --> 01:18:10,276 - Get me that mint! - Come on! 1491 01:18:10,277 --> 01:18:15,026 - Put the whole thing in your mouth. - Can't reach! 1492 01:18:15,027 --> 01:18:17,401 - Eat it! - Get your lips around that mint! 1493 01:18:17,402 --> 01:18:19,318 I've tried my whole life! 1494 01:18:19,319 --> 01:18:21,609 Gulp it down! -Take all of it down your throat! 1495 01:18:21,610 --> 01:18:24,651 - Make this sound when you do it... - It helps! 1496 01:18:24,652 --> 01:18:28,818 Tickle your balls! 1497 01:18:28,819 --> 01:18:30,234 Demon, quick! 1498 01:18:30,235 --> 01:18:32,152 - Remy, eat it! Eat it! - Hurry up! 1499 01:18:40,069 --> 01:18:42,901 Remy! Yeah, you did it, man! 1500 01:18:42,902 --> 01:18:46,609 Yeah! I can touch my dick with my tongue! 1501 01:18:46,610 --> 01:18:49,484 - Hey, Remy, look! - Huh? 1502 01:18:49,485 --> 01:18:51,401 - Holy shit. - What? 1503 01:18:51,402 --> 01:18:54,984 Uh, that portal's kind of scaring me, boss! 1504 01:18:54,985 --> 01:18:58,651 Yeah, I'm thinking I just go back up top and then call it a day. 1505 01:18:58,652 --> 01:19:00,151 No! No! 1506 01:19:00,152 --> 01:19:03,193 Whoa! Whoa! 1507 01:19:03,194 --> 01:19:04,568 Augie! Hold on! 1508 01:19:04,569 --> 01:19:08,651 - Grab him! - Don't let go! 1509 01:19:08,652 --> 01:19:10,068 No, no! 1510 01:19:10,069 --> 01:19:12,151 Remy! 1511 01:19:12,152 --> 01:19:15,443 - Wait, tell me where Barb is! - Whoa! 1512 01:19:15,444 --> 01:19:21,818 - No, no, no, no, no! - Later, devil! 1513 01:19:21,819 --> 01:19:23,985 Wait, wait! No, no! 1514 01:19:30,027 --> 01:19:32,651 - Hello, devil. - Huh? 1515 01:19:32,652 --> 01:19:36,234 Care for some wine? 1516 01:19:36,235 --> 01:19:37,943 No, thanks. I'm okay. 1517 01:19:37,944 --> 01:19:39,651 It's an earthy Bordeaux, 1518 01:19:39,652 --> 01:19:46,402 and it pairs wonderfully with I'm going to rape you. 1519 01:19:48,652 --> 01:19:50,776 Look, over there! 1520 01:19:50,777 --> 01:19:53,818 It appears the better man has won! 1521 01:19:53,819 --> 01:19:57,193 Don't worry, you'll still get a chance to be with her. 1522 01:19:57,218 --> 01:19:58,318 I will? 1523 01:19:58,319 --> 01:20:01,068 I'm going to go to walgreens and buy a shitty devil mask 1524 01:20:01,069 --> 01:20:02,776 and fuck her silly while I wear it. 1525 01:20:02,777 --> 01:20:05,484 Oh, don't! Oh, come on! 1526 01:20:05,485 --> 01:20:07,955 Sorry, devil! I'm a pretty package 1527 01:20:07,980 --> 01:20:09,884 with an ugly gift inside. 1528 01:20:18,277 --> 01:20:21,693 Hail Satan. 1529 01:20:21,694 --> 01:20:24,318 Hail Satan. 1530 01:20:24,319 --> 01:20:26,319 Hail Satan. 1531 01:20:32,735 --> 01:20:37,526 Holy shit! We're back! I love this place! 1532 01:20:37,527 --> 01:20:41,359 Oh, my god! We did it! 1533 01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:43,443 God, I miss the smell of cotton candy! 1534 01:20:43,444 --> 01:20:46,526 Augie, you have a syringe stuck to your face. 1535 01:20:46,527 --> 01:20:49,901 This place hasn't changed a bit. 1536 01:20:49,902 --> 01:20:52,652 - Definitely an opiate. - Wha...?! 1537 01:20:54,319 --> 01:20:57,943 Where have you guys been? Cleb! 1538 01:20:57,944 --> 01:20:59,651 Man, I'm happy to see you! 1539 01:20:59,652 --> 01:21:02,401 What's going on here? Whose treasure is this? 1540 01:21:02,402 --> 01:21:07,026 This book is amazing. The devil is the new Jesus. 1541 01:21:07,027 --> 01:21:11,109 Who knew? Devil tears sell better than dippin' dots. 1542 01:21:11,110 --> 01:21:13,359 Remy, your idea worked! 1543 01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:15,818 Yes! Oh, my god, yes! 1544 01:21:15,819 --> 01:21:22,027 We did it! What are we gonna do with all this money? 1545 01:22:40,319 --> 01:22:43,651 Let me just push this button to get this escalator started up again. 1546 01:22:43,652 --> 01:22:46,234 Thank you. 1547 01:22:46,235 --> 01:22:49,859 Oh, yeah, that's right, there's no button! 1548 01:22:49,860 --> 01:22:52,193 - Hey, start walking. - So just walk up to the top? 1549 01:22:52,194 --> 01:22:54,734 Yeah! There's no motor gonna help you out here. 1550 01:22:54,735 --> 01:22:56,984 You're just going to walk up that escalator. 1551 01:22:56,985 --> 01:22:59,609 Is it something like it's a million miles long, the escalator, or? 1552 01:22:59,610 --> 01:23:01,818 A million miles long? That's pretty good. 1553 01:23:01,819 --> 01:23:04,276 That would be unpleasant. -Yeah, that'd be real unpleasant. 1554 01:23:04,277 --> 01:23:06,734 I only made it one story tall. 1555 01:23:06,735 --> 01:23:08,901 Um.... But you're gonna walk it. 1556 01:23:08,902 --> 01:23:11,943 Yeah! You're walking that whole story. 1557 01:23:11,944 --> 01:23:14,193 - Understood. - All 27 steps. 1558 01:23:14,194 --> 01:23:16,484 - All right, here I go. - How do you like that, huh? 1559 01:23:16,485 --> 01:23:18,318 Not the best, not the best. 1560 01:23:18,319 --> 01:23:20,359 I would have preferred if the escalator had been functioning. 1561 01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:28,360 Welcome to hell! 1562 01:23:28,860 --> 01:23:30,693 - Hello again. - Sit down. 1563 01:23:30,694 --> 01:23:32,984 All right. Well, just here in the booster seat? 1564 01:23:32,985 --> 01:23:34,734 Yeah, like a baby. 1565 01:23:34,735 --> 01:23:36,734 You're being punished in your booster seat. 1566 01:23:36,735 --> 01:23:38,359 It's uncomfortable, I guess, a little bit. 1567 01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:40,609 Just sit there like you're a crying baby. 1568 01:23:40,610 --> 01:23:42,151 Did you need me to cry? 1569 01:23:42,152 --> 01:23:44,484 Oh, there's the end-of-the-year evaluations and... 1570 01:23:44,485 --> 01:23:45,776 Gotcha, okay. 1571 01:23:45,777 --> 01:23:48,443 Oh, booster seat! 1572 01:23:48,444 --> 01:23:50,401 Why? I'm a man! 1573 01:23:50,402 --> 01:23:51,818 That's good. Throw in a juice box. 1574 01:23:51,819 --> 01:23:54,234 - Say something about a juice... - Oh, I wish I had a juice box! 1575 01:23:54,235 --> 01:23:57,526 You're not getting a juice box! No. Oh, please, just the one. 1576 01:23:57,527 --> 01:23:58,527 Welcome to hell.