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(music box handle creaking)

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(gentle music)

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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(breathing heavily)

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(deep electronic music)

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Alright, for those of
you who don't know me,

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I am Tom's better looking best friend man.

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(laughing)

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We're very close to midnight so I wanted

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to get the hosts up here
'cause they have something

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special to say, Tom and Jess.

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Hey guys.
(cheering)

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So, as many of you know,
or probably don't know,

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over the past two years,
Jess and I have been having

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a lot of premarital sex.

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(cheering)

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And I have come to this
conclusion, she is too good for me.

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- That's true.
- So...

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Me being as selfish as
I am, I proposed, and...

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She said yes.

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(cheering)

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Alright that's enough.

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(laughing)

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More importantly though,
let's raise our glass

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and cheers Tom and Jess.

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Cheers.
(cheering)

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Now everyone grab a kissing partner

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'cause it's almost the countdown,

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- get ready to smooch.
- Pair up, you two.

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Alright get ready, everyone.

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10, nine, eight,

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seven, six, five,

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four, three, two,

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one, happy New Year!

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(cheering)

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(rock music)

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♪ Living life on the edge now ♪

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♪ I don't know if we can move now ♪

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♪ 'Cause I'm in this break now ♪

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♪ It's time to fetch me my crown now ♪

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♪ Some time to fetch me my crown now ♪

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♪ With lush lips ♪

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♪ Living large ♪

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♪ Fuck you princess ♪

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♪ I am in charge ♪

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♪ I wanna love ya ♪

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♪ I wanna ruin ya ♪

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♪ I wanna rule ♪

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(squeals)

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No.

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(rock music)

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♪ Vengeful spirit, look down my feet ♪

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♪ But she's saying I'm knowing the truth ♪

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More boob.

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- Perfect.
- Yeah.

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♪ Revenge is so sweet, eyes on my feet ♪

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♪ Eyes were naked as truth ♪

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♪ Damn ♪

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♪ I wanna love ya ♪

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♪ I wanna ruin ya like a fool ♪

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Wow.

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Are you serious?

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You'll have to fight guys off all night.

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- Girls too.
- I hope so.

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Okay.

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Yeah, we're gonna have fun
tonight and it looks like

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you're going golfing.

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All slutty.

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Slutty golfing's a real
thing, Kim, you know.

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All the wedges and the woods.

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Don't forget the holes.

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- Ah the holes.
- Okay they're fun.

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Alright guys have fun, take care of her.

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- Alright, gotta go.
- Okay, bye.

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Have fun tonight, touch some boobs.

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- Seriously?
- Of course.

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- Okay.
- Let's go, limo's waiting.

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- Hey!
- Hey!

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I'm so excited, I've
never been in a limo

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that wasn't headed to
a funeral or something.

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Oh shit, I forgot, we have
an extra stop to make.

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- Driver.
- Yes, ma'am.

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Can you make an extra stop
at the corner of Hadingfield.

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[Driver] Yes, ma'am.

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Laura's in town and I
told her she could come.

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Excuse me, you did what?

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She's not that bad.

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She's creepy, like a child
stuck in an adult's body.

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Oh yeah, you know what else is creepy?

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Your mom still pays your rent.

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Yep.

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Don't be jealous.

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I think it's kind of
cool that you and Laura

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are engaged at the same time.

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Yeah, what a coincidence.

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So hostile.

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She's like a weird little unicorn kid.

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Very special.

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She's family.

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She's a stranger, you
don't know her or her fiance.

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So I'll get to know her and her fiance.

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Now let's drop it, we're here.

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Hi!

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[Jess] Hi!

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- Hi!
- Hi!

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- Hi!
- Hi!

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Wow, look at you, beautiful as ever.

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Aw thank you.

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So now that we're all here,

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to my sister from another mister.

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(clinks)

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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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Thank you, this is way too much though.

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Please keep it, spend it on
something awesome, okay, like,

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hookers and blow or something.

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(laughs)

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So it's like nothing much,

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but I heard you might like them.

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Aww.

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Aw, cute.

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I have the same one at home.

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Thank you, Laura, I love it.

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Oh (laughs).

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Holy cow.

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Tom gave you this?

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Well yeah.

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You weren't wearing
it at your little party.

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Well no, 'cause it was
supposed to be a surprise.

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[Laura] Look at mine.

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Oh wow, Laura, that was your mom.

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Yeah, Peter, you know,
he went shopping for rings,

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but all the store bought
ones are so (mumbles).

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He thought I deserved better.

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Well it is a pretty great ring.

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Kim, whatever happened to that guy

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that was pining after you
at the New Year's party?

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Which one?
(laughs)

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You had a nickname for him?

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Cries when he, you know.

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Fucks?

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(laughs)

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Yeah, what happened to Roger?

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Why does he cry when he?

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- Fucks?
- Yeah.

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(laughing)

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I don't know, it might be
Catholic guilt or something.

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Supposedly he ordains
weddings in his spare time,

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like who does that?

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Maybe he can ordain mine.

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Or mine.

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No, I don't know.

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We fucked one time and he just
laid there crying afterwards.

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Clearly it's 'cause
you're painfully tight.

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No.

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He got all clingy, so.

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I don't know, I just got up and left.

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That's awkward.

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Maybe it was a good experience for him

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and he thought it was beautiful.

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No, I was there, it wasn't
beautiful, it was very sad.

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He must be alone a lot.

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Alright, ladies, time to
get messy, let's roll out.

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Where are we going?

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To a dive bar.

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Why didn't we take the limo?

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Because the bar's just down the street

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and I need to work off
that food we just ate.

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And the wine.

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You smoke?

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Only when I drink.

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But she drinks all the time.

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(laughs)

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Well look at this sorry group of guys.

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- Well hello ladies.
- How you doing?

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Are we enjoying ourselves tonight?

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[Charles] Hello Jessica.

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Hi Charles.

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For God sake Jessica,
don't cover yourself up

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on my account.

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Never be ashamed of your sexuality.

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Dad!

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Oh Charles, she's
always had body issues,

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it's not because of you.

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Hi Tom.

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Would you guys mind if
I borrowed Jess for a sec?

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Ah, you have one minute max.

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We have an orgy to get to.

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[Tom] Oh.

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I thought we were going to a dive bar.

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(laughs)

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[Charles] Well have
a good night, ladies.

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We'll see you down at the pub then, son.

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So, you guys look like you're
having a good time tonight.

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We are, are you?

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Why do you look so sober?

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'Cause I am, my boss called and I have

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to fly to Atlanta tomorrow morning.

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For how long?

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A couple days, maybe a week.

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No, I don't want you to go.

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And also I got a spider gag as a gift.

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I don't know what that is.

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Yeah, you do, we talked, you know the...

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- We did?
- Yeah.

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Oh.
(laughs)

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Okay then, I'm down.

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Can you at least come
say bye in the morning?

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[Tom] I will, I promise,
I'll check in in the morning.

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Okay?

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And listen, I want you to
have a really good time tonight

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and, go see some big boobs.

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It's not a bachelor party unless you get

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to see some big boobs.

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Then let me see your boobs.

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You need to get out more.

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[Woman] Alright, break it up.

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Aw, I gotta go.

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Gotta go see some boobs.

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[Jess] Yeah, if I'm lucky.

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- Listen, I love you.
- I love you.

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- Go have fun.
- Okay.

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(rock music)

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[Woman] There she is.

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Hey.

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I'm so sorry I couldn't be here earlier.

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Mike sucks, I swear he can't (mumbles).

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[Woman] I'm just glad that you're here

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and you're not pregnant.

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[Woman] You're not are you?

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God no, he keeps trying
but I just drove myself

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through birth controls pills.

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Tricking your husband into
lots of sex for no reason.

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- I like it.
- It's the only way.

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Hey what can I get you ladies?

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Everyone or just me?

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Tray of tequila, ladies?

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And a bunch of beer to wash it down.

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You got it, yeah.

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[Woman] Wow, this place.

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I actually have something for you.

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(gasps) Oh my god, I forgot about that.

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[Holly] Consider the torch passed.

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What's that?

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It's a game that we've
been playing for years.

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It's called Hens Night.

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We've been adding to it, and
it's kind of our tradition.

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It's kind of like dare cards.

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Who goes first?

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Do I have to play?

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Yes, but I'll go first.

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(ominous music)

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Get the waiter's phone number, no problem.

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That says bartender.

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But I prefer the waiter.

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Alright, here we go everybody.

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Beers are on their way
and is there anything else

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I can get you guys?

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How about your phone number?

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My phone number, my god,
you think I'm that easy?

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[Woman] I'm willing to bet on it.

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Damn you, all right.

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Oh do you want my name.

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Sure.

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- Here we go lovely.
- Thank you.

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You're welcome, sweetie.

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[Woman] Good job.

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No, I can't do it.

268
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,333
(laughs)

269
00:13:11,335 --> 00:13:12,285
I know that look.

270
00:13:13,355 --> 00:13:14,188
What's wrong?

271
00:13:15,585 --> 00:13:18,173
- Shitty name?
- Yep.

272
00:13:18,175 --> 00:13:19,565
It's Stacey.

273
00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:21,817
(laughing)

274
00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:26,159
Task completed, Holly's next.

275
00:13:26,161 --> 00:13:29,123
(rock music)

276
00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:31,713
Take a shot every time
someone says something

277
00:13:31,715 --> 00:13:33,431
they hate about weddings.

278
00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:35,613
Oh my god, for the rest of the night.

279
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:36,775
Yes.

280
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,083
But since you have a lot
of catching up to do,

281
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:42,433
you have to take a shot
every time we mention

282
00:13:42,435 --> 00:13:45,083
something we hated about your wedding.

283
00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:46,563
Oh well I'm gonna be sober

284
00:13:46,565 --> 00:13:48,685
'cause my wedding was amazing.

285
00:13:51,135 --> 00:13:52,835
Fucking doves.

286
00:13:55,049 --> 00:13:56,423
You bitch.

287
00:13:56,425 --> 00:13:58,203
You released doves?

288
00:13:58,205 --> 00:13:59,863
I'm afraid so.

289
00:13:59,865 --> 00:14:01,635
Oh I think that's really sweet.

290
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:06,372
Not as sweet as your
gropey Uncle Francis.

291
00:14:06,374 --> 00:14:07,541
Fair enough.

292
00:14:10,265 --> 00:14:12,023
Alright I'm gonna break the seal.

293
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,755
No more tasks until I get back.

294
00:14:18,735 --> 00:14:20,288
The queen has left the building.

295
00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:22,373
(laughs)

296
00:14:23,545 --> 00:14:27,643
[Laura] This is so much fun,
thank you for inviting me.

297
00:14:27,645 --> 00:14:29,253
I'm really glad you're
having a good time.

298
00:14:29,255 --> 00:14:32,013
I am, like I never get
to do stuff like this,

299
00:14:32,015 --> 00:14:36,915
like fancy restaurants
and limo rides and...

300
00:14:38,165 --> 00:14:39,925
Fun games.

301
00:14:41,155 --> 00:14:44,685
I sort of wish I had friends
that would do this for me.

302
00:14:45,615 --> 00:14:47,865
Your friends aren't
doing anything for you?

303
00:14:49,065 --> 00:14:51,785
No, I don't actually have friends.

304
00:14:53,255 --> 00:14:54,613
That sucks.

305
00:14:54,615 --> 00:14:56,223
I'm so sorry.

306
00:14:56,225 --> 00:14:59,935
Oh it's okay, you know,
I keep myself busy with...

307
00:15:01,365 --> 00:15:06,015
Cooking and painting
ceramics and stuff like that.

308
00:15:12,915 --> 00:15:15,735
Maybe we could do something for you.

309
00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:19,413
You'd throw me a bachelorette party?

310
00:15:19,415 --> 00:15:21,853
Yeah, I mean we could
figure something out.

311
00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:24,955
Oh my god, this is so amazing.

312
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:27,583
We could have a total slumber party

313
00:15:27,585 --> 00:15:29,425
and everyone could come.

314
00:15:30,455 --> 00:15:33,065
I like always wanted to
have a slumber party.

315
00:15:35,925 --> 00:15:38,453
Yeah, that sounds like it could be fun.

316
00:15:38,455 --> 00:15:41,703
We could have cocktails
and talk all night

317
00:15:41,705 --> 00:15:44,555
and just have fun, you know,
like when we were kids.

318
00:15:45,895 --> 00:15:48,045
Yeah, like when we were kids, sure.

319
00:15:50,225 --> 00:15:53,113
You girls are so amazing,
like I'll make sure

320
00:15:53,115 --> 00:15:56,065
to have the whole place
cleaned for next Saturday.

321
00:15:57,955 --> 00:15:59,175
Next Saturday.

322
00:16:00,995 --> 00:16:03,625
Sorry, I'm busy next Saturday.

323
00:16:04,821 --> 00:16:06,413
Oh.

324
00:16:06,415 --> 00:16:09,393
I don't know, Laura, next
week's the only weekend

325
00:16:09,395 --> 00:16:10,813
I have left before the wedding,

326
00:16:10,815 --> 00:16:13,015
and there's so much to do.

327
00:16:13,975 --> 00:16:16,123
Oh but it has to be next Saturday,

328
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:17,725
I get married on Sunday.

329
00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:20,863
What?

330
00:16:20,865 --> 00:16:21,895
This Sunday.

331
00:16:23,255 --> 00:16:25,833
So you're getting married
the weekend before me

332
00:16:25,835 --> 00:16:28,983
and this is the first
I've heard about this?

333
00:16:28,985 --> 00:16:33,623
It was kind of the only
weekend that worked for Peter

334
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:36,283
and he's always traveling.

335
00:16:36,285 --> 00:16:37,515
Was I even invited?

336
00:16:38,935 --> 00:16:41,673
Peter kind of wanted to keep it small.

337
00:16:41,675 --> 00:16:43,183
But you know this would be great,

338
00:16:43,185 --> 00:16:45,473
it would be even better
'cause then you guys

339
00:16:45,475 --> 00:16:48,573
could come for the slumber
party and then stay

340
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:49,485
for the wedding.

341
00:16:52,605 --> 00:16:56,265
It would really mean a lot
for me if you were there.

342
00:17:02,515 --> 00:17:06,313
Um, well then we'll go up there

343
00:17:06,315 --> 00:17:10,051
and we'll throw you the
best bachelorette party

344
00:17:10,053 --> 00:17:12,275
anyone has ever had.

345
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,533
I'm so excited, I can't wait for this!

346
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:20,143
This is gonna be so much fun,
I'm so happy, I'm so happy.

347
00:17:20,145 --> 00:17:21,573
I can't wait.

348
00:17:21,575 --> 00:17:23,083
What's everyone so excited about?

349
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,443
[Laura] About the slumber party

350
00:17:24,445 --> 00:17:25,945
we're gonna have next weekend.

351
00:17:27,325 --> 00:17:29,273
What the fuck is she talking about?

352
00:17:29,275 --> 00:17:31,015
We'll talk later.

353
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,515
Okay my turn.

354
00:17:35,935 --> 00:17:39,095
Give another hen a sexy lap dance.

355
00:17:41,035 --> 00:17:42,825
- You down?
- Oh I'm down.

356
00:17:45,475 --> 00:17:48,191
So what the hell
happened while I was gone?

357
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,610
(rock music)

358
00:17:56,567 --> 00:17:59,234
(sensual music)

359
00:18:07,388 --> 00:18:12,002
♪ And I wish she could
see me as others do ♪

360
00:18:12,004 --> 00:18:16,948
♪ I wish you could be me and love it too ♪

361
00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:21,729
♪ I'm not over the answer you gave to me ♪

362
00:18:21,731 --> 00:18:26,731
♪ It's not over until we want it to be ♪

363
00:18:29,197 --> 00:18:33,758
♪ Until we want it to be ♪

364
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,925
♪ It's like I love myself ♪

365
00:18:36,927 --> 00:18:39,177
(cheering)

366
00:18:43,532 --> 00:18:48,532
♪ It's like I love myself ♪

367
00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:53,160
♪ More than I love you baby ♪

368
00:18:53,162 --> 00:18:58,162
♪ It's like I love myself ♪

369
00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:05,394
♪ And I want you to be
like I never could ♪

370
00:19:05,396 --> 00:19:10,222
♪ It's not the easiest
dream, something good ♪

371
00:19:10,224 --> 00:19:13,392
♪ I'm not out of the darkness ♪

372
00:19:13,394 --> 00:19:14,561
- Yeah.
- Nice.

373
00:19:15,398 --> 00:19:17,065
- Take it off.
- Woo!

374
00:19:22,308 --> 00:19:27,067
♪ When something's fine ♪

375
00:19:27,069 --> 00:19:32,040
♪ It's like I love myself ♪

376
00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:34,122
♪ More than I love you ♪

377
00:19:34,124 --> 00:19:36,796
- (cheering)
- Go girl!

378
00:19:36,798 --> 00:19:41,563
♪ It's like I love myself ♪

379
00:19:41,565 --> 00:19:46,435
♪ More than I love you baby ♪

380
00:19:46,437 --> 00:19:49,937
♪ It's like I love myself ♪

381
00:19:57,928 --> 00:20:00,178
(cheering)

382
00:20:13,775 --> 00:20:15,563
I'm no expert but I don't think

383
00:20:15,565 --> 00:20:17,605
that whole dance was necessary.

384
00:20:18,835 --> 00:20:21,555
But you know, Jess has
always loved the attention.

385
00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:26,271
(laughing)

386
00:20:26,273 --> 00:20:29,215
Ah, nice seeing exes getting along.

387
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:31,445
Exes?

388
00:20:32,435 --> 00:20:33,268
This is gold.

389
00:20:34,315 --> 00:20:37,073
Laura, you didn't know
your cousin was a lesbian?

390
00:20:37,075 --> 00:20:38,445
I wasn't a lesbian.

391
00:20:39,465 --> 00:20:40,893
I'm a lesbian.

392
00:20:40,895 --> 00:20:41,728
See.

393
00:20:42,635 --> 00:20:45,933
We had a brief fling
when we were younger.

394
00:20:45,935 --> 00:20:47,793
You loved it.

395
00:20:47,795 --> 00:20:50,985
Okay I'm not a lesbian,
but I test drove one.

396
00:20:52,025 --> 00:20:54,965
Then she went back to dick, for shame.

397
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:58,753
Expensive gift registry.

398
00:20:58,755 --> 00:20:59,945
What the fuck?

399
00:21:03,651 --> 00:21:06,556
I couldn't even tell
that you were a lesbo.

400
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:09,558
- Thank you, Laura.
- You're welcome.

401
00:21:12,525 --> 00:21:14,723
[Woman] Laurie, you ready for your turn?

402
00:21:14,725 --> 00:21:16,245
Yeah, actually this is fun.

403
00:21:17,259 --> 00:21:19,926
(ominous music)

404
00:21:21,835 --> 00:21:25,553
Ask a guy or a girl in the bar to dance.

405
00:21:25,555 --> 00:21:26,388
Oh!

406
00:21:27,332 --> 00:21:28,993
Who are you gonna ask?

407
00:21:28,995 --> 00:21:30,643
[Holly] What about the
hottie in the black shirt,

408
00:21:30,645 --> 00:21:31,478
he's really hot.

409
00:21:32,545 --> 00:21:34,695
You are drunk, he's clearly (mumbles).

410
00:21:35,924 --> 00:21:37,623
(laughing)

411
00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:40,143
Oh what about the waiter?

412
00:21:40,145 --> 00:21:44,307
Ew, no, no one wants your leftover.

413
00:21:44,309 --> 00:21:45,726
What about him?

414
00:21:48,762 --> 00:21:50,281
[Jess] Oh nice, do it.

415
00:21:50,283 --> 00:21:52,045
Yeah, get over there before I do.

416
00:21:53,155 --> 00:21:54,635
But what do I say?

417
00:21:55,665 --> 00:21:58,263
Simple, just introduce yourself,

418
00:21:58,265 --> 00:22:01,915
give him a compliment and
then you two can get busy.

419
00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:05,263
What! No!
(laughing)

420
00:22:05,265 --> 00:22:10,005
It's true, men like
their big fat ego stroked.

421
00:22:11,255 --> 00:22:12,953
'Kay, I'll give it a shot.

422
00:22:12,955 --> 00:22:16,715
Yeah, go, you look amazing.

423
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:18,905
(laughing)
Whoops.

424
00:22:25,776 --> 00:22:27,913
Oh my god, she actually
looks like she's having fun

425
00:22:27,915 --> 00:22:31,214
in her own little weird
unicorn loving way.

426
00:22:31,216 --> 00:22:34,315
I know, I can't believe she's
actually playing the game.

427
00:22:39,155 --> 00:22:41,507
- Excuse me.
- Hi.

428
00:22:41,509 --> 00:22:43,403
(laughs) Hi.

429
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:45,356
You look really good.

430
00:22:45,358 --> 00:22:46,191
I'm sorry?

431
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,813
I really like your hair.

432
00:22:51,815 --> 00:22:54,372
Oh thank you, it sort of grew that way.

433
00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,485
(giggles) That's funny.

434
00:22:59,659 --> 00:23:02,535
Do you, do you want to dance?

435
00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:06,605
Um, I don't think I've had
enough to drink for that yet.

436
00:23:08,175 --> 00:23:09,475
Oh, we could drink more?

437
00:23:11,295 --> 00:23:14,653
Actually, do you think
you could introduce me

438
00:23:14,655 --> 00:23:17,063
to that red head at your
table that was doing

439
00:23:17,065 --> 00:23:19,955
that sort of sexy dance?

440
00:23:21,177 --> 00:23:22,525
I think I'm ready for her.

441
00:23:29,065 --> 00:23:30,545
Um, Kim.

442
00:23:33,595 --> 00:23:34,428
Fuck!

443
00:23:36,155 --> 00:23:38,535
Ah man, I'm gonna go with her.

444
00:23:38,537 --> 00:23:41,204
(Laura weeping)

445
00:23:43,735 --> 00:23:44,723
What the fuck?

446
00:23:44,725 --> 00:23:48,775
I have never been so
humiliated in all my life.

447
00:23:50,775 --> 00:23:52,495
What happened?

448
00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:58,393
Apparently he liked your slutty dance.

449
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:01,253
What, fuck that guy, he's an asshole.

450
00:24:01,255 --> 00:24:03,875
He's not the problem,
you're the problem.

451
00:24:04,925 --> 00:24:05,865
Excuse me?

452
00:24:08,665 --> 00:24:10,553
Oh, Kim, hi.

453
00:24:10,555 --> 00:24:12,053
What the fuck are you doing here?

454
00:24:12,055 --> 00:24:14,473
I'm having drinks with my friends.

455
00:24:14,475 --> 00:24:16,193
Yeah, that's pretty fucking convenient.

456
00:24:16,195 --> 00:24:17,503
I didn't know you were here.

457
00:24:17,505 --> 00:24:19,483
Don't bullshit me.

458
00:24:19,485 --> 00:24:22,493
You mean to tell me you didn't
notice the dirty dancing bit?

459
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,863
I saw that, but before
that, I swear to god

460
00:24:24,865 --> 00:24:26,863
I had no clues you were here.

461
00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:28,725
Your friend here's a real creep.

462
00:24:30,625 --> 00:24:32,973
Roger, if you don't stop stalking me,

463
00:24:32,975 --> 00:24:34,575
I'm gonna call the fucking cops.

464
00:24:38,725 --> 00:24:40,135
It's all your fault.

465
00:24:41,005 --> 00:24:44,383
You ruined my dare because
you need attention from men!

466
00:24:44,385 --> 00:24:46,935
What the fuck, don't make this about me.

467
00:24:46,937 --> 00:24:50,613
It is about you, it's
always been about you

468
00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:52,032
our entire lives!

469
00:24:54,195 --> 00:24:58,453
I'm fucking sick of your
bullshit jealousy, okay?

470
00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:00,918
It stops now, why do you
think I stopped talking

471
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,087
to you in the first place?

472
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,513
I don't know what a great guy like Tom

473
00:25:07,515 --> 00:25:09,415
sees in a whore like you.

474
00:25:11,645 --> 00:25:12,478
Whore.

475
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:17,573
That's nice and um, what does your fiance

476
00:25:17,575 --> 00:25:19,983
see in you exactly?

477
00:25:19,985 --> 00:25:22,525
He loves me the way
that you'll never know!

478
00:25:24,825 --> 00:25:26,545
You'll never have what I have.

479
00:25:33,605 --> 00:25:36,175
- I'm gonna go.
- Yeah.

480
00:25:39,465 --> 00:25:41,265
Thank you so much for inviting me.

481
00:25:49,235 --> 00:25:50,235
Where's she going?

482
00:25:51,225 --> 00:25:52,345
Where are you going?

483
00:25:53,966 --> 00:25:55,493
What the hell happened?

484
00:25:55,495 --> 00:25:57,143
Family squabble.

485
00:25:57,145 --> 00:25:59,175
Every fucking time I leave the table.

486
00:26:03,663 --> 00:26:06,123
That fucking bitch.

487
00:26:06,125 --> 00:26:08,675
Where does she get the
nerve, this is your night.

488
00:26:09,849 --> 00:26:10,983
It's okay.

489
00:26:10,985 --> 00:26:15,263
[Laura] No it's not okay, selfish cunt!

490
00:26:15,265 --> 00:26:17,123
Please don't say that word.

491
00:26:17,125 --> 00:26:19,203
I'm sorry, but I'm really pissed

492
00:26:19,205 --> 00:26:22,453
and it seemed like the
only appropriate word.

493
00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:25,923
I just, I have so little family left

494
00:26:25,925 --> 00:26:28,805
that I thought if she
came it would be good.

495
00:26:30,855 --> 00:26:35,075
I'm just so sick of tip toeing around her.

496
00:26:36,702 --> 00:26:39,165
You're a good person,
much better than me.

497
00:26:40,395 --> 00:26:42,100
You're not the problem here for once.

498
00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:44,185
(laughs)

499
00:26:46,155 --> 00:26:48,845
We've been through weirder
and worse shit together.

500
00:26:49,805 --> 00:26:52,443
I say we fix up your make up,

501
00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:55,823
hike up that skirt,
make yourself look good,

502
00:26:55,825 --> 00:26:59,545
and let's celebrate your last
night of freedom in style.

503
00:27:00,585 --> 00:27:02,535
- Alright.
- Let's go party and dance.

504
00:27:06,689 --> 00:27:10,232
♪ Knock me out ♪

505
00:27:10,234 --> 00:27:14,890
♪ Before we go ♪

506
00:27:14,892 --> 00:27:19,892
♪ Fill my glass, I'm on a roll ♪

507
00:27:22,655 --> 00:27:27,655
♪ I'm on a roll ♪

508
00:27:31,697 --> 00:27:36,697
♪ These times we have, they're justified ♪

509
00:27:39,429 --> 00:27:44,429
♪ For just tonight ♪

510
00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:53,583
♪ Draw a line down, say what I need ♪

511
00:27:55,714 --> 00:27:59,702
♪ I wanna dance, cry, dance ♪

512
00:27:59,704 --> 00:28:03,095
♪ I wanna dance, cry, dance ♪

513
00:28:03,097 --> 00:28:06,984
♪ And forget the shit that I can't stand ♪

514
00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:11,986
♪ I wanna leave it at the door ♪

515
00:28:12,198 --> 00:28:15,434
♪ I wanna dance, cry, dance ♪

516
00:28:15,436 --> 00:28:19,437
♪ I'm gonna do it 'til
the whole world ends ♪

517
00:28:19,439 --> 00:28:23,727
♪ As all the tragedies
that I can't stand ♪

518
00:28:23,729 --> 00:28:27,812
♪ Don't wanna face them any more ♪

519
00:28:35,093 --> 00:28:37,533
(gagging)

520
00:28:37,535 --> 00:28:39,785
(coughing)

521
00:28:44,235 --> 00:28:46,835
That tasted so much better going down.

522
00:28:49,243 --> 00:28:51,999
Here you go.

523
00:28:52,001 --> 00:28:53,001
Thank you.

524
00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:58,445
How are you not sick, you
drank more than I did.

525
00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:01,633
That's because you're a light weight.

526
00:29:01,635 --> 00:29:03,895
I'm a fucking drinking sensei.

527
00:29:05,665 --> 00:29:08,043
I used to be a sensei.

528
00:29:08,045 --> 00:29:10,265
You did used to be a sensei.

529
00:29:11,425 --> 00:29:12,815
You were one of the best.

530
00:29:15,665 --> 00:29:17,205
I'm sad.

531
00:29:19,015 --> 00:29:22,233
You and your big, stupid, fat heart.

532
00:29:22,235 --> 00:29:24,803
You care too much.

533
00:29:24,805 --> 00:29:28,793
I care about you.

534
00:29:28,795 --> 00:29:30,355
You better care about me.

535
00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:36,355
I rent you a fucking limo,
put up with your crazy cousin.

536
00:29:36,435 --> 00:29:37,266
Mm-hm.

537
00:29:37,268 --> 00:29:40,101
(easygoing music)

538
00:29:46,723 --> 00:29:47,640
I love you.

539
00:29:48,525 --> 00:29:49,942
I love you too.

540
00:30:55,328 --> 00:30:56,863
(groaning)

541
00:30:56,865 --> 00:30:58,263
Finally.

542
00:30:58,265 --> 00:30:59,843
You gonna shut up now?

543
00:30:59,845 --> 00:31:01,045
Not another peep.

544
00:31:04,865 --> 00:31:06,493
How far are we?

545
00:31:06,495 --> 00:31:08,043
I'm not even sure we're
going the right way.

546
00:31:08,045 --> 00:31:09,173
We're going the right way.

547
00:31:09,175 --> 00:31:10,006
You sure?

548
00:31:10,008 --> 00:31:12,893
Yes I'm sure, trust me, I've
been here a million times.

549
00:31:12,895 --> 00:31:14,633
[Kim] Not since puberty.

550
00:31:14,635 --> 00:31:17,155
Less talking, more peeing.

551
00:31:29,825 --> 00:31:31,525
No, what if I get pulled over?

552
00:31:32,505 --> 00:31:34,943
Come on, Mrs. Paul, live on the edge.

553
00:31:34,945 --> 00:31:36,613
No one patrols out here.

554
00:31:36,615 --> 00:31:38,773
Stop being judgey.

555
00:31:38,775 --> 00:31:40,375
You are such an old (mumbles).

556
00:31:42,677 --> 00:31:44,825
Plus no one said you had
to drink the whole bottle.

557
00:31:46,035 --> 00:31:47,765
I need the liquid courage.

558
00:31:49,152 --> 00:31:51,152
[Kim] Then why are we even doing this?

559
00:31:53,055 --> 00:31:54,495
Because we said we would.

560
00:31:55,535 --> 00:31:58,133
That was before she
went all she-Hulk on you.

561
00:31:58,135 --> 00:32:00,203
Doesn't that like void
any contract you may

562
00:32:00,205 --> 00:32:01,403
have had with her?

563
00:32:01,405 --> 00:32:03,795
Yeah, I'm with Kim on this one.

564
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:05,783
We already talked about this.

565
00:32:05,785 --> 00:32:07,533
[Laura] Hi Jess, it's Laura.

566
00:32:07,535 --> 00:32:09,533
Just wanted to say I had such a great time

567
00:32:09,535 --> 00:32:12,030
last weekend and I hope you guys know that

568
00:32:12,032 --> 00:32:13,833
you know next weekend we're gonna have

569
00:32:13,835 --> 00:32:15,583
a super great time, don't bring anything.

570
00:32:15,585 --> 00:32:17,333
I have everything prepared for us,

571
00:32:17,335 --> 00:32:19,035
so I'll see you soon, bye.

572
00:32:20,805 --> 00:32:24,193
Wow it's almost like nothing happened.

573
00:32:24,195 --> 00:32:25,905
Because she's insane.

574
00:32:27,325 --> 00:32:28,585
In the membrane.

575
00:32:30,795 --> 00:32:31,825
Come on, you guys.

576
00:32:37,445 --> 00:32:39,173
So do we have to stay the whole time

577
00:32:39,175 --> 00:32:41,993
for you to make good on the pot and booze?

578
00:32:41,995 --> 00:32:44,413
Fuck that, I say she forks it over now.

579
00:32:44,415 --> 00:32:45,763
We'll need it.

580
00:32:45,765 --> 00:32:46,783
How bad could it be?

581
00:32:46,785 --> 00:32:50,253
We put cucumber slices on
our eyes and mud on our face.

582
00:32:50,255 --> 00:32:52,323
And we talk about our hopes and dreams

583
00:32:52,325 --> 00:32:54,443
and then we have a tickle fight.

584
00:32:54,445 --> 00:32:56,321
So down for a tickle fight.

585
00:32:56,323 --> 00:32:57,773
(laughs)

586
00:32:57,775 --> 00:33:00,714
No seriously guys I know
the way this is gonna end.

587
00:33:00,716 --> 00:33:03,375
It always ends the same with Laura.

588
00:33:08,355 --> 00:33:11,585
Can we have a sleepover at your house?

589
00:33:11,587 --> 00:33:14,195
Okay sure I'll go ask my mom.

590
00:33:17,465 --> 00:33:20,823
And just when we started
to have normal kid fun.

591
00:33:20,825 --> 00:33:22,726
So how bad was your report card?

592
00:33:22,728 --> 00:33:25,021
(scoffs) Bad.

593
00:33:25,023 --> 00:33:27,795
- Mine was good.
- That's good Laura.

594
00:33:31,578 --> 00:33:33,363
- I'm all...
- Here, all done Jessie.

595
00:33:33,365 --> 00:33:35,135
Aw, thanks.

596
00:33:37,305 --> 00:33:38,973
I'm going home!

597
00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:39,843
[Jessie] No.

598
00:33:39,845 --> 00:33:41,735
I said I'm going home!

599
00:33:44,275 --> 00:33:46,275
(sighs)

600
00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:52,013
I doubt she'll be calling her mom

601
00:33:52,015 --> 00:33:53,495
to come pick her up tonight.

602
00:33:54,545 --> 00:33:55,785
Well her mom's dead.

603
00:33:57,425 --> 00:33:58,375
That'd be creepy.

604
00:33:59,405 --> 00:34:02,543
If my zombie aunt shows up
at the cottage this weekend,

605
00:34:02,545 --> 00:34:03,615
it'll be a success.

606
00:34:05,395 --> 00:34:08,208
One weekend, how bad could it be?

607
00:34:08,210 --> 00:34:11,960
[Kim] We need the
booze and drugs up front.

608
00:34:19,964 --> 00:34:22,464
(eerie music)

609
00:34:57,406 --> 00:34:59,853
(knocking)

610
00:34:59,855 --> 00:35:00,688
Laura?

611
00:35:11,845 --> 00:35:12,678
Laura?

612
00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:26,023
[Woman] This place is kind of cute.

613
00:35:26,025 --> 00:35:27,175
[Woman] (mumbles) is shit.

614
00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:32,630
Laura?

615
00:35:36,020 --> 00:35:38,270
(clunking)

616
00:36:15,919 --> 00:36:16,752
Jess!

617
00:36:20,115 --> 00:36:21,373
Hey.

618
00:36:21,375 --> 00:36:23,055
So good to see you.

619
00:36:24,635 --> 00:36:25,893
Is it?

620
00:36:25,895 --> 00:36:27,925
Of course it is, I'm...

621
00:36:29,105 --> 00:36:32,753
I'm just so thankful
that you know you came

622
00:36:32,755 --> 00:36:34,405
and you brought your friends.

623
00:36:35,395 --> 00:36:37,513
Well I brought Kim, so.

624
00:36:37,515 --> 00:36:41,145
Well I'm sure she has a
few redeeming qualities.

625
00:36:43,245 --> 00:36:44,078
Listen.

626
00:36:45,165 --> 00:36:46,053
About last time...

627
00:36:46,055 --> 00:36:48,863
Oh, let's not talk about it, Jess, okay.

628
00:36:48,865 --> 00:36:51,143
I just wanna have a good time this weekend

629
00:36:51,145 --> 00:36:53,045
and I'm really, really sorry.

630
00:36:53,975 --> 00:36:58,435
Come on, I'm just happy that
my family is here with me.

631
00:37:04,885 --> 00:37:05,785
Should we go in?

632
00:37:07,915 --> 00:37:09,965
Yeah I really wanna see everyone.

633
00:37:23,425 --> 00:37:25,083
Hi ladies.

634
00:37:25,085 --> 00:37:27,865
Oh hi Laura, you two good?

635
00:37:28,778 --> 00:37:30,005
Of course we're good.

636
00:37:33,065 --> 00:37:33,898
We're good.

637
00:37:35,235 --> 00:37:37,245
Okay I'm gonna make some drinks.

638
00:37:39,611 --> 00:37:42,278
(ominous music)

639
00:37:45,095 --> 00:37:47,163
This is a really nice cottage, Laura.

640
00:37:47,165 --> 00:37:49,003
Do you stay here all summer?

641
00:37:49,005 --> 00:37:51,375
Yeah, yeah, well
actually all year round.

642
00:37:52,475 --> 00:37:55,803
You must have to commute
pretty far, what do you do?

643
00:37:55,805 --> 00:37:57,155
Yeah, I don't have a job.

644
00:37:58,025 --> 00:38:00,418
I have a lot of health problems.

645
00:38:00,420 --> 00:38:05,273
My interstitial cystitis that's
what keeps me home mostly.

646
00:38:05,275 --> 00:38:06,633
Huh?

647
00:38:06,635 --> 00:38:09,243
It's a disease that causes discomfort

648
00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:10,545
in and around the bladder.

649
00:38:13,235 --> 00:38:14,068
I'm a nurse.

650
00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:17,223
You're a nurse?

651
00:38:17,225 --> 00:38:19,695
Wow, I would've liked to be a nurse.

652
00:38:21,945 --> 00:38:25,653
So tell us about your
fiance, what's he like?

653
00:38:25,655 --> 00:38:29,633
Oh he's cute, really funny, very nice.

654
00:38:29,635 --> 00:38:32,065
He makes you feel comfortable right away.

655
00:38:33,075 --> 00:38:34,325
Can't wait to meet him.

656
00:38:35,442 --> 00:38:39,463
Oh I'm just a little sad though.

657
00:38:39,465 --> 00:38:41,963
Yeah, like we won't be able
to have our first dance

658
00:38:41,965 --> 00:38:44,803
for awhile, he had this accident

659
00:38:44,805 --> 00:38:47,223
and he broke both his knees.

660
00:38:47,225 --> 00:38:51,513
Holy shit, Laura, that's like
a long, long recovery time.

661
00:38:51,515 --> 00:38:54,413
I know and that's what I told him.

662
00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:57,603
But he loves me and he just
wants to get married right away.

663
00:38:57,605 --> 00:38:58,438
Wow.

664
00:38:59,885 --> 00:39:01,843
Yeah, he loves me a lot.

665
00:39:01,845 --> 00:39:03,853
Yeah, it sounds like it.

666
00:39:03,855 --> 00:39:05,313
You know, this knee thing,

667
00:39:05,315 --> 00:39:06,833
could really ruin your sex life.

668
00:39:06,835 --> 00:39:08,353
[Woman] Kim!

669
00:39:08,355 --> 00:39:09,903
What, it's true.

670
00:39:09,905 --> 00:39:10,993
I mean there's not much that you can do

671
00:39:10,995 --> 00:39:12,263
with a guy with broken knees

672
00:39:12,265 --> 00:39:16,205
like blowjobs or hand
jobs, but that's about it.

673
00:39:17,455 --> 00:39:19,025
I like blowjobs.

674
00:39:23,055 --> 00:39:24,245
Cheers.

675
00:39:28,305 --> 00:39:30,973
So, um...

676
00:39:30,975 --> 00:39:34,326
This wedding tomorrow, you
gonna have an open bar?

677
00:39:34,328 --> 00:39:35,161
Hm?

678
00:39:36,465 --> 00:39:38,733
Your wedding tomorrow.

679
00:39:38,735 --> 00:39:40,955
Oh yeah, there'll be drinks.

680
00:39:42,015 --> 00:39:46,593
Awesome 'cause I know someone
who's cheaping out on us.

681
00:39:46,595 --> 00:39:49,633
I'm sorry, weddings are expensive.

682
00:39:49,635 --> 00:39:52,273
Don't worry, it's my
job as maid of honor

683
00:39:52,275 --> 00:39:55,023
to make sure that you have a
drink in your hand all night.

684
00:39:55,025 --> 00:39:57,213
So I'll bring my own supply.

685
00:39:57,215 --> 00:39:58,565
Kim's your maid of honor?

686
00:40:01,935 --> 00:40:04,093
Yeah, we've been friends
since we were little.

687
00:40:04,095 --> 00:40:05,135
You know this.

688
00:40:06,875 --> 00:40:09,993
No, that makes sense.

689
00:40:09,995 --> 00:40:11,595
I mean she's almost like family.

690
00:40:14,411 --> 00:40:16,578
I'm gonna go get the food.

691
00:40:25,962 --> 00:40:28,462
(eerie music)

692
00:40:42,041 --> 00:40:43,752
(gasps)

693
00:40:43,754 --> 00:40:48,293
Wow, you guys didn't
have to do this for me.

694
00:40:48,295 --> 00:40:49,865
It's so nice.

695
00:40:49,867 --> 00:40:50,965
Of course we did.

696
00:40:52,265 --> 00:40:54,373
Every girl who gets married
has to get some sort

697
00:40:54,375 --> 00:40:55,685
of special gifts.

698
00:40:57,085 --> 00:40:59,733
See, what if I never get married?

699
00:40:59,735 --> 00:41:01,833
You know I never get one
of those good for you

700
00:41:01,835 --> 00:41:04,205
for being awesome and single gifts.

701
00:41:06,415 --> 00:41:07,925
Consider this a gift.

702
00:41:12,395 --> 00:41:15,863
No but seriously, I
spend thousands of dollars

703
00:41:15,865 --> 00:41:19,372
every year on weddings, baby showers,

704
00:41:19,374 --> 00:41:22,965
birthdays and a whole pile of other shit.

705
00:41:23,825 --> 00:41:25,825
You know, what if I never do that stuff?

706
00:41:26,695 --> 00:41:29,445
You know, who's gonna spend
thousands of dollars on me?

707
00:41:30,685 --> 00:41:32,213
What do I get?

708
00:41:32,215 --> 00:41:33,465
Peace and quiet?

709
00:41:35,782 --> 00:41:36,613
Nice.

710
00:41:36,615 --> 00:41:38,823
There's no way you've
ever been to a baby shower.

711
00:41:38,825 --> 00:41:41,523
Yes I have.

712
00:41:41,525 --> 00:41:43,883
I love those little church lady

713
00:41:43,885 --> 00:41:45,533
sandwiches, they're delicious.

714
00:41:45,535 --> 00:41:48,115
Okay, time to open presents.

715
00:41:53,175 --> 00:41:55,585
This one is from Sarah and I.

716
00:42:05,805 --> 00:42:07,803
Is this a dildo?

717
00:42:07,805 --> 00:42:10,203
Yeah, every girl's best friend.

718
00:42:10,205 --> 00:42:11,443
Even you?

719
00:42:11,445 --> 00:42:12,605
Especially me.

720
00:42:13,835 --> 00:42:16,763
Whoa I've never had one of these.

721
00:42:16,765 --> 00:42:19,033
It works the same way
as the regular kind.

722
00:42:19,035 --> 00:42:21,863
Just no emotions or sweat.

723
00:42:21,865 --> 00:42:26,503
And tears, oh my god, that reminds me,

724
00:42:26,505 --> 00:42:29,863
Roger came to work on Monday
and he was bitching at me

725
00:42:29,865 --> 00:42:31,655
about how I humiliated him.

726
00:42:33,395 --> 00:42:36,723
I had to call security and
then he never came back.

727
00:42:36,725 --> 00:42:38,135
So you got him fired?

728
00:42:39,465 --> 00:42:41,415
I'm pretty sure he got himself fired.

729
00:42:43,665 --> 00:42:46,173
Wow, thanks you guys, thanks.

730
00:42:46,175 --> 00:42:47,923
This will come in really handy, you know,

731
00:42:47,925 --> 00:42:49,605
while Peter's knees heal.

732
00:42:51,325 --> 00:42:52,525
[Kim] That one's mine.

733
00:42:55,485 --> 00:42:56,355
Thanks Kim.

734
00:43:04,015 --> 00:43:04,932
Oh, thanks.

735
00:43:07,635 --> 00:43:08,468
So much.

736
00:43:16,055 --> 00:43:16,957
What is this?

737
00:43:16,959 --> 00:43:18,433
(giggles)

738
00:43:18,435 --> 00:43:20,343
[Woman] It's a gag ball.

739
00:43:20,345 --> 00:43:21,905
What do I use it for?

740
00:43:23,095 --> 00:43:26,173
That's to keep yourself
and your man quiet

741
00:43:26,175 --> 00:43:28,543
in case you wanna get a little rough.

742
00:43:28,545 --> 00:43:31,323
Hmm, thanks.

743
00:43:31,325 --> 00:43:33,263
Kind of scared to open the next gift.

744
00:43:33,265 --> 00:43:35,075
No it's okay, just open it.

745
00:43:43,885 --> 00:43:45,193
What's this for?

746
00:43:45,195 --> 00:43:48,303
Oh it's just a silly
little bachelorette tiara.

747
00:43:48,305 --> 00:43:51,135
- Aw, thanks.
- There's more.

748
00:43:57,655 --> 00:44:01,953
Wow, it's really,
really pretty, I love it.

749
00:44:01,955 --> 00:44:05,673
Good, I had to kind of guess your size,

750
00:44:05,675 --> 00:44:06,923
so I hope it fits.

751
00:44:06,925 --> 00:44:11,185
Aw, thank you, thank
you guys all so much.

752
00:44:12,845 --> 00:44:14,983
Do you not like your food?

753
00:44:14,985 --> 00:44:16,963
You haven't touched anything.

754
00:44:16,965 --> 00:44:19,073
No, I'm not super hungry right now.

755
00:44:19,075 --> 00:44:24,075
Oh, how about we put on our PJs?

756
00:44:24,375 --> 00:44:26,435
I'm gonna go try on my new nightgown.

757
00:44:31,145 --> 00:44:32,825
Someone can change in there.

758
00:44:37,346 --> 00:44:39,429
Well this isn't so bad.

759
00:44:44,913 --> 00:44:47,580
(ominous music)

760
00:45:45,178 --> 00:45:47,345
(gagging)

761
00:45:55,467 --> 00:45:58,050
(gentle music)

762
00:46:09,317 --> 00:46:11,567
(coughing)

763
00:46:27,395 --> 00:46:28,228
Thanks.

764
00:46:29,785 --> 00:46:31,985
I just want you to
know how grateful I am.

765
00:46:33,875 --> 00:46:37,863
I just really wanted to be
here for your special day.

766
00:46:37,865 --> 00:46:41,235
It's gonna be the most
special day ever, you'll see.

767
00:46:44,272 --> 00:46:45,105
Cheers.

768
00:47:05,985 --> 00:47:06,935
You feeling okay?

769
00:47:10,915 --> 00:47:12,515
This weekend is so fucked up.

770
00:47:14,945 --> 00:47:15,778
Yep.

771
00:47:22,345 --> 00:47:23,845
She seems like she's trying.

772
00:47:25,855 --> 00:47:28,105
I know, it's creeping me the fuck out.

773
00:47:29,845 --> 00:47:32,585
It's unnatural behavior for her.

774
00:47:37,475 --> 00:47:41,833
Maybe me losing it on her
had some kind of effect.

775
00:47:41,835 --> 00:47:44,125
[Kim] I am so sad I missed that.

776
00:47:48,190 --> 00:47:49,625
It wasn't pretty.

777
00:47:52,965 --> 00:47:53,915
I'm proud of you.

778
00:47:56,995 --> 00:47:57,885
Thanks.

779
00:47:57,887 --> 00:48:02,736
(eerie rock music)
(crunching)

780
00:48:02,738 --> 00:48:04,988
(clunking)

781
00:48:25,704 --> 00:48:28,871
(footsteps crunching)

782
00:48:41,811 --> 00:48:44,811
(crickets chirping)

783
00:48:58,461 --> 00:48:59,865
(groaning)

784
00:48:59,867 --> 00:49:02,534
(ominous music)

785
00:49:10,121 --> 00:49:12,371
(garbling)

786
00:49:43,815 --> 00:49:44,917
Hey ladies.

787
00:49:44,919 --> 00:49:47,252
(shrieking)

788
00:49:50,135 --> 00:49:52,098
Oh hush, calm down.

789
00:49:52,100 --> 00:49:53,515
You'll only hurt yourselves.

790
00:49:58,985 --> 00:50:02,533
Oh Kim.

791
00:50:02,535 --> 00:50:05,165
Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim!

792
00:50:06,635 --> 00:50:09,165
Sucks to have no control, doesn't it?

793
00:50:12,925 --> 00:50:16,205
Well no need to worry,
I'm not gonna hurt you.

794
00:50:18,729 --> 00:50:23,053
(plate clunking)
(shrieking)

795
00:50:23,055 --> 00:50:27,195
I just wanna have a
little fun, that's all.

796
00:50:29,275 --> 00:50:34,275
I thought we could play this
Hens Night game of yours.

797
00:50:34,345 --> 00:50:36,485
New jar, new tasks.

798
00:50:41,385 --> 00:50:43,585
There's a special one
for you in there, Kim.

799
00:50:46,409 --> 00:50:50,625
You know, not only did you
completely humiliate me,

800
00:50:52,705 --> 00:50:55,095
you treated me as if I was disposable.

801
00:50:56,665 --> 00:50:58,312
Yes, you did.

802
00:50:58,314 --> 00:51:03,314
And the rest of you, you
just laughed at my expense.

803
00:51:05,925 --> 00:51:09,413
Oh, oh, and then I got fired when I tried

804
00:51:09,415 --> 00:51:10,985
to approach you about it!

805
00:51:13,535 --> 00:51:15,785
You basically ruined my life.

806
00:51:17,315 --> 00:51:19,863
You turned me into the
punchline of every fucking joke

807
00:51:19,865 --> 00:51:21,365
that comes out of your mouths.

808
00:51:25,514 --> 00:51:27,385
Do you know why I cried that night?

809
00:51:30,855 --> 00:51:31,745
Kim knows.

810
00:51:33,885 --> 00:51:36,123
I cried because I was a married man

811
00:51:36,125 --> 00:51:38,313
and I knew the second I had sex with Kim,

812
00:51:38,315 --> 00:51:40,075
I had lost my wife forever.

813
00:51:41,865 --> 00:51:43,495
It wasn't even worth it!

814
00:51:44,847 --> 00:51:46,680
You were not worth it!

815
00:51:51,745 --> 00:51:54,265
Yeah, she left those
details out, didn't she?

816
00:52:01,743 --> 00:52:03,023
(clunking)
(shrieking)

817
00:52:03,025 --> 00:52:03,858
Pay back!

818
00:52:06,185 --> 00:52:09,273
I want to humiliate you for
every joke at my expense,

819
00:52:09,275 --> 00:52:11,943
every eye roll in my direction.

820
00:52:11,945 --> 00:52:14,513
I hope that after tonight,
you guys can never look

821
00:52:14,515 --> 00:52:16,305
at each other the same way again.

822
00:52:17,525 --> 00:52:20,925
But hey, at least none of
you have to sleep with Kim.

823
00:52:24,905 --> 00:52:26,325
You're first, bachelorette.

824
00:52:28,665 --> 00:52:29,795
Relax.

825
00:52:31,125 --> 00:52:32,175
I'm gonna untie you.

826
00:52:34,198 --> 00:52:38,468
Don't do anything stupid
and everything will be fine,

827
00:52:38,470 --> 00:52:39,470
you hear me?

828
00:52:43,019 --> 00:52:45,436
(whimpering)

829
00:52:52,634 --> 00:52:54,217
What are you doing?

830
00:52:55,908 --> 00:52:58,658
(Roger shouting)

831
00:52:59,813 --> 00:53:00,980
What the fuck?

832
00:53:03,075 --> 00:53:04,711
What the fuck?

833
00:53:04,713 --> 00:53:05,630
Be quiet!

834
00:53:30,679 --> 00:53:31,679
Thank god.

835
00:53:45,685 --> 00:53:46,518
Are you okay?

836
00:53:49,675 --> 00:53:50,508
Laura?

837
00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:54,188
Holy shit.

838
00:53:55,895 --> 00:53:57,835
It's okay, Laura, you had to.

839
00:53:59,305 --> 00:54:02,585
I knew I had to do that, but holy shit!

840
00:54:03,506 --> 00:54:04,339
What a rush.

841
00:54:05,615 --> 00:54:07,643
Listen, I know Roger is a psycho, but...

842
00:54:07,645 --> 00:54:09,765
Shut your fucking mouth, whore!

843
00:54:11,272 --> 00:54:14,203
What the fuck is your problem, untie us.

844
00:54:14,205 --> 00:54:16,593
Sorry, can't.

845
00:54:16,595 --> 00:54:19,815
Laura, it's not funny, untie us.

846
00:54:21,741 --> 00:54:24,793
Okay, so you are never gonna believe...

847
00:54:24,795 --> 00:54:27,935
Okay stop talking and
fucking untie us now!

848
00:54:28,812 --> 00:54:30,145
What the fuck!

849
00:54:31,942 --> 00:54:34,025
She's fine, she's fine.

850
00:54:35,816 --> 00:54:37,143
She's just fine.

851
00:54:37,145 --> 00:54:39,433
Psycho bitch.

852
00:54:39,435 --> 00:54:41,633
Are you guys dumb?

853
00:54:41,635 --> 00:54:44,945
Can you just shut your
frigging traps and cooperate?

854
00:54:45,918 --> 00:54:48,748
And you won't get hurt like Roger.

855
00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:49,750
Right Roger?

856
00:54:54,035 --> 00:54:56,313
He was here to help me drug you guys

857
00:54:56,315 --> 00:54:58,005
and you know do the heavy lifting

858
00:54:58,007 --> 00:55:01,555
and boy some of you were really heavy.

859
00:55:05,246 --> 00:55:06,896
Funny you didn't know about this.

860
00:55:10,175 --> 00:55:11,225
Are you kidding me?

861
00:55:12,405 --> 00:55:14,075
You're fucking insane.

862
00:55:15,782 --> 00:55:20,395
If you're not quiet, I'm
gonna cut your foot off!

863
00:55:23,335 --> 00:55:25,955
I need you later, but not all of you.

864
00:55:27,865 --> 00:55:29,365
What are you gonna do to us?

865
00:55:30,615 --> 00:55:33,113
I'm glad you asked, Holly.

866
00:55:33,115 --> 00:55:34,633
We're gonna play this little game again

867
00:55:34,635 --> 00:55:38,255
but this time it'll be fun,
and this time, you lose.

868
00:55:41,895 --> 00:55:44,623
Why do you fucking hate me so much?

869
00:55:44,625 --> 00:55:49,023
Because you're an entitled little bitch.

870
00:55:49,025 --> 00:55:52,862
You do what you want,
and say what you want,

871
00:55:52,864 --> 00:55:56,405
and you have everything I should have.

872
00:55:57,825 --> 00:56:00,625
What's your fiance gonna say about this?

873
00:56:02,703 --> 00:56:05,870
Don't you ever talk about my fiance.

874
00:56:13,735 --> 00:56:16,003
I can't believe you
ate a piece of my cake,

875
00:56:16,005 --> 00:56:17,505
you stupid shit!

876
00:56:22,845 --> 00:56:24,175
Time to play.

877
00:56:26,177 --> 00:56:30,025
How about we go in order,
who I like most to least.

878
00:56:31,955 --> 00:56:33,485
You're up first Holly.

879
00:56:36,304 --> 00:56:39,085
(gasps) Oh I like this one.

880
00:56:42,650 --> 00:56:45,483
Oh, listen, it's not that bad, no.

881
00:56:47,078 --> 00:56:49,943
I came up with the task myself.

882
00:56:49,945 --> 00:56:52,933
[Jess] Don't do this,
I'll do all their tasks.

883
00:56:52,935 --> 00:56:54,865
Of course you will.

884
00:56:55,775 --> 00:56:58,415
Always trying to make it about you again.

885
00:57:01,875 --> 00:57:03,553
You're up, Holly.

886
00:57:03,555 --> 00:57:07,693
So if I do it, you
say you won't hurt us?

887
00:57:07,695 --> 00:57:10,093
You have my word.

888
00:57:10,095 --> 00:57:12,865
I'll even untie you if you do it right.

889
00:57:18,205 --> 00:57:20,555
Holly, tell Jess what you think of her.

890
00:57:22,215 --> 00:57:25,325
Jess, what do you mean?

891
00:57:26,835 --> 00:57:27,668
No.

892
00:57:30,234 --> 00:57:34,943
Aw, sorry, you got it wrong.

893
00:57:34,945 --> 00:57:38,403
But because I like you,
I'll give you another shot.

894
00:57:38,405 --> 00:57:43,405
Come on now, Holly, tell us
what you really think of Jess.

895
00:57:48,755 --> 00:57:53,259
Jess, you're a whore and a fuck up

896
00:57:53,261 --> 00:57:57,255
and you don't deserve
anything that you have.

897
00:57:58,581 --> 00:57:59,414
And?

898
00:58:04,999 --> 00:58:07,916
And, you're not even that pretty.

899
00:58:09,618 --> 00:58:12,336
You're a cunt, rot in hell!

900
00:58:12,338 --> 00:58:15,022
(whimpers)

901
00:58:15,024 --> 00:58:17,433
Oh! (claps)

902
00:58:17,435 --> 00:58:19,195
Good job, I knew I liked you.

903
00:58:28,485 --> 00:58:30,735
(grunting)

904
00:58:32,373 --> 00:58:34,224
(screaming)

905
00:58:34,226 --> 00:58:35,059
No, no!

906
00:58:37,660 --> 00:58:38,493
No!

907
00:58:48,056 --> 00:58:52,256
No! (sobbing)

908
00:59:04,625 --> 00:59:06,215
I really did like her.

909
00:59:08,006 --> 00:59:10,935
Please let them go. (weeps)

910
00:59:12,905 --> 00:59:17,613
Do whatever you want
to me, but let them go.

911
00:59:17,615 --> 00:59:18,925
It's me you hate.

912
00:59:20,561 --> 00:59:23,635
I don't really like Kim much either.

913
00:59:24,887 --> 00:59:27,054
(mumbles)

914
00:59:28,735 --> 00:59:29,945
Let them go.

915
00:59:31,483 --> 00:59:34,943
Tempting, no.

916
00:59:34,945 --> 00:59:35,935
But tempting.

917
00:59:36,969 --> 00:59:39,219
That would ruin everything.

918
00:59:46,035 --> 00:59:46,868
Next.

919
00:59:53,725 --> 00:59:55,455
Your task Sarah

920
00:59:58,645 --> 01:00:01,495
is to give this dildo a blowie.

921
01:00:03,922 --> 01:00:06,005
No, don't do it, Sarah.

922
01:00:16,299 --> 01:00:19,216
(breathes heavily)

923
01:00:29,185 --> 01:00:33,035
Now remember, less teeth, more tongue.

924
01:00:38,382 --> 01:00:39,215
Come on.

925
01:00:40,654 --> 01:00:41,487
Come on.

926
01:00:46,346 --> 01:00:48,346
No, stop, please stop.

927
01:00:50,589 --> 01:00:52,089
You can lick it.

928
01:00:53,709 --> 01:00:55,792
Lick it like you mean it.

929
01:00:56,860 --> 01:00:57,693
Come on.

930
01:00:59,573 --> 01:01:00,406
Mm.

931
01:01:04,506 --> 01:01:06,245
I'm gonna fucking kill you.

932
01:01:10,415 --> 01:01:11,248
What's that?

933
01:01:13,825 --> 01:01:15,095
Time to go deeper.

934
01:01:20,429 --> 01:01:23,262
You are surprisingly good at this.

935
01:01:24,827 --> 01:01:27,577
No Laura, fuck off, let her go!

936
01:01:28,641 --> 01:01:32,525
What, you don't like watching
your girlfriend suck cock?

937
01:01:36,225 --> 01:01:39,785
What do you think, Jess, you
think she can take a bit more?

938
01:01:42,221 --> 01:01:43,838
What do you think?

939
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:44,673
Come on.

940
01:01:46,068 --> 01:01:48,596
- Play.
- Leave her alone.

941
01:01:48,598 --> 01:01:52,104
- Come on.
- Stop, please stop!

942
01:01:52,106 --> 01:01:52,939
No!

943
01:02:07,806 --> 01:02:10,179
No, you'll fucking kill her!

944
01:02:10,181 --> 01:02:11,098
Let her go!

945
01:02:24,907 --> 01:02:29,407
(shrieking)
(sobbing)

946
01:02:39,857 --> 01:02:42,107
Look what you made me do!

947
01:02:43,045 --> 01:02:44,878
You're fucking sick!

948
01:02:47,484 --> 01:02:49,567
You don't even know me.

949
01:02:56,173 --> 01:02:59,423
This isn't gonna work, there's no room.

950
01:03:20,632 --> 01:03:21,895
If she cuts you free,

951
01:03:23,782 --> 01:03:26,635
you can run, get out of here.

952
01:03:29,055 --> 01:03:32,188
No, if I go, it won't be without you.

953
01:03:32,190 --> 01:03:33,190
Fuck, Kim.

954
01:03:39,739 --> 01:03:43,543
It's really too bad you
can't be helping me with this.

955
01:03:43,545 --> 01:03:45,795
(grunting)

956
01:03:52,375 --> 01:03:53,643
Listen to me.

957
01:03:53,645 --> 01:03:55,435
No you listen to me.

958
01:03:56,615 --> 01:03:58,183
I'm not going without you.

959
01:03:58,185 --> 01:04:00,685
(eerie music)

960
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:15,160
My turn!
(dramatic music)

961
01:04:15,325 --> 01:04:19,949
Introduce your fiance to the girls.

962
01:04:19,951 --> 01:04:21,655
Fun, I'm gonna go get him.

963
01:04:25,497 --> 01:04:26,865
What the fuck?

964
01:04:40,205 --> 01:04:43,455
You'll have to excuse him, ladies.

965
01:04:45,054 --> 01:04:47,093
Drugs are wearing off a little bit

966
01:04:47,095 --> 01:04:48,553
and you know he might be hungry,

967
01:04:48,555 --> 01:04:50,745
he's been here for about a week.

968
01:04:52,515 --> 01:04:53,348
Anyway!

969
01:04:54,818 --> 01:04:55,651
No, no!

970
01:04:56,935 --> 01:04:58,365
Please leave him alone.

971
01:04:59,887 --> 01:05:01,488
What did you do?

972
01:05:01,490 --> 01:05:02,823
What did you do?

973
01:05:35,357 --> 01:05:37,607
(clunking)

974
01:05:48,432 --> 01:05:51,099
(ominous music)

975
01:07:03,564 --> 01:07:06,231
(phone buzzing)

976
01:07:10,175 --> 01:07:11,125
Tom,

977
01:07:12,495 --> 01:07:13,805
Tom?

978
01:07:17,165 --> 01:07:20,525
Tom, you know Jess and Kim.

979
01:07:23,435 --> 01:07:24,765
Oh and that's Roger.

980
01:07:26,366 --> 01:07:30,533
Please, I'm begging you,
don't hurt him anymore.

981
01:07:31,475 --> 01:07:33,075
I didn't hurt him.

982
01:07:37,328 --> 01:07:40,193
Oh, his knees.

983
01:07:40,195 --> 01:07:41,873
Well Jess what did you want me to do,

984
01:07:41,875 --> 01:07:43,425
he wouldn't cooperate.

985
01:07:45,995 --> 01:07:48,695
How can you make love to a
man that doesn't cooperate?

986
01:07:49,684 --> 01:07:52,765
But he gave in eventually.

987
01:07:55,279 --> 01:07:56,995
Please leave him alone!

988
01:07:58,415 --> 01:07:59,465
But it was the best

989
01:08:00,811 --> 01:08:02,975
blowjob he's ever had.

990
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:06,170
(grunting)

991
01:08:09,715 --> 01:08:11,585
Oh that's fucked up.

992
01:08:14,485 --> 01:08:15,318
No.

993
01:08:16,408 --> 01:08:17,408
That's love.

994
01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:22,213
And let's keep playing.

995
01:08:22,215 --> 01:08:24,405
Why don't you just kill us already?

996
01:08:25,828 --> 01:08:28,995
I can't do that,
silly, I need witnesses.

997
01:08:35,299 --> 01:08:37,716
It's my wedding day tomorrow.

998
01:08:44,646 --> 01:08:46,313
He ordains weddings.

999
01:08:49,715 --> 01:08:51,185
You're invited by the way.

1000
01:08:52,455 --> 01:08:53,288
Wait.

1001
01:08:55,035 --> 01:08:59,545
You want me to marry you to him?

1002
01:09:03,690 --> 01:09:05,773
(laughs)

1003
01:09:19,331 --> 01:09:20,983
What's funny?

1004
01:09:20,985 --> 01:09:23,863
You're a grade A psycho,
I mean you're like truly

1005
01:09:23,865 --> 01:09:27,901
fucked in the head and there's
no way I'm gonna marry you.

1006
01:09:27,903 --> 01:09:28,755
No way in hell.

1007
01:09:29,769 --> 01:09:30,602
What?

1008
01:09:32,165 --> 01:09:33,345
Go fuck yourself.

1009
01:09:34,568 --> 01:09:39,568
(shouting)
(screaming)

1010
01:09:39,726 --> 01:09:41,976
(groaning)

1011
01:09:43,525 --> 01:09:47,785
Now when the time comes,
you're going to marry us!

1012
01:09:49,014 --> 01:09:51,264
(groaning)

1013
01:09:53,515 --> 01:09:56,505
Super, now it's Jess' turn to play.

1014
01:09:57,476 --> 01:10:00,226
(dramatic music)

1015
01:10:03,725 --> 01:10:08,043
Now Jessica, this one's a
little more like therapy.

1016
01:10:08,045 --> 01:10:12,325
Yep so I heard that you
don't like food much, mm-hm.

1017
01:10:13,385 --> 01:10:14,853
My suggestion would be, you know,

1018
01:10:14,855 --> 01:10:19,605
maybe you should starve
yourself instead of throwing up.

1019
01:10:21,505 --> 01:10:23,883
You might be less fat.

1020
01:10:23,885 --> 01:10:25,065
Fucking bitch.

1021
01:10:26,305 --> 01:10:27,405
You knew about this?

1022
01:10:28,265 --> 01:10:29,365
Some friend you are.

1023
01:10:31,245 --> 01:10:33,775
But you know what, I'm
family, I'm here to help.

1024
01:10:38,855 --> 01:10:39,855
Eat the whole thing.

1025
01:10:40,938 --> 01:10:42,355
It's gluten free.

1026
01:10:48,361 --> 01:10:50,611
(coughing)

1027
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:56,160
That a girl!

1028
01:11:00,025 --> 01:11:02,425
It has to go down and it has to stay down.

1029
01:11:09,182 --> 01:11:10,682
It's okay, Jess.

1030
01:11:11,949 --> 01:11:14,116
(gagging)

1031
01:11:18,703 --> 01:11:20,953
(coughing)

1032
01:11:25,693 --> 01:11:27,919
It's pretty gross, right.

1033
01:11:27,921 --> 01:11:29,861
She looks like some kind of pig.

1034
01:11:29,863 --> 01:11:32,696
You know what, I'm fine, I'm fine.

1035
01:11:35,105 --> 01:11:37,717
At least I'm able to
eat without getting it

1036
01:11:37,719 --> 01:11:39,136
all over my face.

1037
01:11:40,621 --> 01:11:42,454
Except for last night.

1038
01:11:49,631 --> 01:11:52,303
(sobbing)

1039
01:11:52,305 --> 01:11:54,305
(sighs)

1040
01:11:55,223 --> 01:11:56,140
Kim's turn.

1041
01:11:57,575 --> 01:12:00,325
(dramatic music)

1042
01:12:02,025 --> 01:12:03,753
Kimmy.

1043
01:12:03,755 --> 01:12:07,045
Your task is to punch your
best friend in the face.

1044
01:12:07,965 --> 01:12:09,815
What a coincidence, she's right here.

1045
01:12:16,891 --> 01:12:19,141
(coughing)

1046
01:12:27,315 --> 01:12:29,335
Now Kimmy, I'm gonna untie you.

1047
01:12:30,805 --> 01:12:32,875
You know what happened to the others.

1048
01:12:36,635 --> 01:12:37,485
Go ahead.

1049
01:12:42,075 --> 01:12:43,585
Tic toc, tic toc.

1050
01:12:45,155 --> 01:12:48,245
Lord please give me a reason
to kill you right now.

1051
01:12:52,926 --> 01:12:57,926
(cheering)
(clapping)

1052
01:12:58,212 --> 01:12:59,629
That was amazing.

1053
01:13:04,627 --> 01:13:09,627
(dramatic music)
(grunting)

1054
01:13:10,333 --> 01:13:11,166
Kim!

1055
01:13:20,553 --> 01:13:21,386
Hit her!

1056
01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:36,700
(piano music)

1057
01:13:52,924 --> 01:13:55,757
(bottle clunking)

1058
01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:15,733
(screaming)

1059
01:14:17,278 --> 01:14:18,111
Kim!

1060
01:14:22,095 --> 01:14:23,595
- Kim!
- Jess, Jess!

1061
01:14:24,992 --> 01:14:26,075
By your feet.

1062
01:14:31,733 --> 01:14:34,233
(tense music)

1063
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,250
(coughing)

1064
01:15:03,451 --> 01:15:05,951
(tense music)

1065
01:15:11,708 --> 01:15:16,708
(bottle clunking)
(shouting)

1066
01:15:25,991 --> 01:15:28,241
(grunting)

1067
01:15:41,482 --> 01:15:43,221
Unicorn motherfucker.

1068
01:15:43,223 --> 01:15:45,473
(smashing)

1069
01:15:46,392 --> 01:15:47,225
Kim!

1070
01:15:48,341 --> 01:15:49,174
Kim!

1071
01:15:50,848 --> 01:15:51,681
Kim!

1072
01:15:52,595 --> 01:15:55,709
(footsteps tapping)

1073
01:15:55,711 --> 01:16:00,711
(door creaking)
(door slamming)

1074
01:16:05,452 --> 01:16:06,283
Kim?

1075
01:16:06,285 --> 01:16:09,618
- (ominous music)
- Sorry.

1076
01:16:12,794 --> 01:16:13,844
Kimmy didn't make it.

1077
01:16:16,941 --> 01:16:18,745
Unicorn motherfucker.

1078
01:16:18,747 --> 01:16:20,997
(grunting)

1079
01:16:38,434 --> 01:16:41,101
(ominous music)

1080
01:16:52,409 --> 01:16:54,576
(sobbing)

1081
01:17:02,445 --> 01:17:05,033
Roger, is it still gonna work

1082
01:17:05,035 --> 01:17:06,495
if there's only one witness?

1083
01:17:07,945 --> 01:17:11,407
Yeah okay, I don't fucking care.

1084
01:17:11,409 --> 01:17:13,265
Oh thank god.

1085
01:17:15,300 --> 01:17:17,865
Now what was I doing?

1086
01:17:17,867 --> 01:17:18,700
Oh right.

1087
01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:25,963
Tom,

1088
01:17:25,965 --> 01:17:26,798
Tom.

1089
01:17:27,657 --> 01:17:28,490
Tom.

1090
01:17:30,225 --> 01:17:31,058
I'm sorry,

1091
01:17:32,265 --> 01:17:34,055
I'm sorry I did this to your knee.

1092
01:17:36,755 --> 01:17:37,655
But I had to.

1093
01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:44,145
You have to know how much I love you.

1094
01:17:45,303 --> 01:17:46,935
You have to know that.

1095
01:17:48,205 --> 01:17:50,053
Jess never loved you.

1096
01:17:50,055 --> 01:17:53,383
She's not, she's not right for you.

1097
01:17:53,385 --> 01:17:55,125
I'm right for you.

1098
01:17:57,265 --> 01:17:58,835
Don't you know that?

1099
01:18:01,365 --> 01:18:04,415
She loved Kim more than she loved you.

1100
01:18:07,377 --> 01:18:08,210
You know?

1101
01:18:09,487 --> 01:18:10,979
But I love you.

1102
01:18:10,981 --> 01:18:13,935
I choose you and only you.

1103
01:18:15,235 --> 01:18:16,363
So what do you say?

1104
01:18:16,365 --> 01:18:21,005
Me and you together, as husband and wife?

1105
01:18:31,762 --> 01:18:32,872
(mumbles)

1106
01:18:32,874 --> 01:18:37,874
(gasps) Really, you choose me over Jess?

1107
01:18:43,105 --> 01:18:43,983
Yes.

1108
01:18:43,985 --> 01:18:45,902
(sobs)

1109
01:18:47,777 --> 01:18:50,777
(light happy music)

1110
01:18:56,179 --> 01:18:58,533
You're so beautiful.

1111
01:18:58,535 --> 01:18:59,993
Ever since I first saw you,

1112
01:18:59,995 --> 01:19:02,593
I knew that Jess and I were done.

1113
01:19:02,595 --> 01:19:05,125
Now there's no going back.

1114
01:19:29,355 --> 01:19:33,772
(groaning)
(sobbing)

1115
01:19:36,557 --> 01:19:37,807
[Laura] Fuck!

1116
01:19:43,210 --> 01:19:45,377
(sobbing)

1117
01:20:10,392 --> 01:20:13,309
(soft piano music)

1118
01:20:15,825 --> 01:20:17,265
I wanted to love you.

1119
01:20:20,325 --> 01:20:22,475
I wanted you to love me too.

1120
01:20:24,395 --> 01:20:25,439
But for real.

1121
01:20:25,441 --> 01:20:27,608
(sobbing)

1122
01:20:30,724 --> 01:20:32,425
I'm cold.

1123
01:20:44,693 --> 01:20:46,193
Your life is shit.

1124
01:20:56,314 --> 01:20:57,231
No friends.

1125
01:20:59,036 --> 01:21:00,685
No Tom.

1126
01:21:09,562 --> 01:21:10,395
You're me.

1127
01:21:13,981 --> 01:21:14,814
You're me.

1128
01:21:44,972 --> 01:21:46,854
(music box turning)

1129
01:21:46,856 --> 01:21:49,273
(soft music)

1130
01:21:56,583 --> 01:21:58,833
(clunking)

1131
01:22:00,941 --> 01:22:03,191
(grunting)

1132
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:21,550
(sobbing)
(eerie music)

1133
01:23:43,419 --> 01:23:45,836
(soft music)

1134
01:24:55,665 --> 01:24:57,748
(crying)

1135
01:25:32,864 --> 01:25:36,281
(gentle music box music)

1136
01:25:57,546 --> 01:26:02,546
Subtitles by explosiveskull

1137
01:26:04,032 --> 01:26:07,032
(soft guitar music)

1138
01:26:32,185 --> 01:26:35,683
♪ Darkness goes you're no way over them ♪

1139
01:26:35,685 --> 01:26:39,365
♪ Hoping that I stay ♪

1140
01:26:39,367 --> 01:26:42,673
♪ Come on in and chase some gin ♪

1141
01:26:42,675 --> 01:26:47,453
♪ Then they keep you at bay ♪

1142
01:26:47,455 --> 01:26:50,848
♪ Empty lane ♪

1143
01:26:50,850 --> 01:26:54,532
♪ Empty lane ♪

1144
01:26:54,534 --> 01:26:56,351
♪ Damn if I do, damned if I don't ♪

1145
01:26:56,353 --> 01:26:58,075
♪ People say I've got what it
takes to bear this thrust ♪

1146
01:26:58,077 --> 01:27:03,077
♪ But one day I will ♪

1147
01:27:04,798 --> 01:27:07,001
♪ I will ♪

1148
01:27:07,003 --> 01:27:09,176
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

1149
01:27:09,178 --> 01:27:10,602
♪ I will ♪

1150
01:27:10,604 --> 01:27:13,242
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

1151
01:27:13,244 --> 01:27:15,360
♪ Double the stake and I'm
taking you for granted ♪

1152
01:27:15,362 --> 01:27:17,282
♪ Just me and the perception (mumbles) ♪

1153
01:27:17,284 --> 01:27:22,284
♪ Of my own ♪

1154
01:27:23,496 --> 01:27:25,637
♪ So this reflection ♪

1155
01:27:25,639 --> 01:27:27,278
♪ Ooh, ooh, ♪

1156
01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:29,084
♪ So many reflection ♪

1157
01:27:29,086 --> 01:27:33,985
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

1158
01:27:33,987 --> 01:27:37,420
♪ That is when I invite you in ♪

1159
01:27:37,422 --> 01:27:41,082
♪ That is when I invite you in ♪

1160
01:27:41,084 --> 01:27:45,103
♪ That is when I invite you in ♪

1161
01:27:45,105 --> 01:27:46,991
♪ Gem, gem, I win ♪

1162
01:27:46,993 --> 01:27:50,635
♪ I win, I win ♪

1163
01:27:50,637 --> 01:27:54,354
♪ Darkness calls, you're no in over them ♪

1164
01:27:54,356 --> 01:27:58,138
♪ Hoping that I stay ♪

1165
01:27:58,140 --> 01:28:01,279
♪ Come on in and chase some gin ♪

1166
01:28:01,281 --> 01:28:06,106
♪ And then they keep you at bay ♪

1167
01:28:06,108 --> 01:28:09,458
♪ I delay ♪

1168
01:28:09,460 --> 01:28:13,104
♪ I delay ♪

1169
01:28:13,106 --> 01:28:14,584
♪ I know I gotta serve
it up to the plate ♪

1170
01:28:14,586 --> 01:28:15,909
♪ Because I can't deliver it any longer ♪

1171
01:28:15,911 --> 01:28:17,119
♪ It's gonna make me stronger ♪

1172
01:28:17,121 --> 01:28:22,121
♪ When I do ears ♪

1173
01:28:24,530 --> 01:28:27,370
♪ Under, ooh, ooh ♪

1174
01:28:27,372 --> 01:28:32,094
♪ Do it splendor, ooh, ooh ♪

1175
01:28:32,096 --> 01:28:35,760
♪ Some safety end of the road ♪

1176
01:28:35,762 --> 01:28:39,845
♪ Some say that it's getting old ♪