0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 1 00:00:31,831 --> 00:00:33,264 Who am I? 2 00:00:42,141 --> 00:00:44,108 Who will I become? 3 00:00:48,781 --> 00:00:51,716 What does it all mean? 4 00:01:04,897 --> 00:01:08,099 It's what I'm supposed to be asking, right? 5 00:01:10,469 --> 00:01:12,170 But, right now, 6 00:01:12,371 --> 00:01:16,207 I'd do anything for the answer to just one question. 7 00:01:27,052 --> 00:01:28,820 "Are you proud of me?" 8 00:01:37,796 --> 00:01:39,898 Big day tomorrow, dad. 9 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:43,101 Your son is off to college. 10 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:47,572 I've still got morning wood, so this better be fucking worth it. 11 00:01:50,142 --> 00:01:52,377 But that's tomorrow. 12 00:01:55,114 --> 00:01:58,683 It's a little bit early, Jesse. What's going on? 13 00:02:11,163 --> 00:02:13,831 What would make this day perfect? 14 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:15,566 What the fuck you talking about? 15 00:02:15,568 --> 00:02:18,236 I'm talking about a perfect day. 16 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:20,371 What would it look like? 17 00:02:21,674 --> 00:02:23,942 Man, I just want to drink it in. 18 00:02:27,513 --> 00:02:28,146 No, you fucks. 19 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,381 I mean, I literally, I just like, uh, I wanna start drinking 20 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:35,420 and I don't wanna stop until I'm just knee-deep in some forbidden pussy. 21 00:02:36,221 --> 00:02:39,023 Fair enough, I can make that happen. 22 00:02:39,591 --> 00:02:41,659 The drinking part. 23 00:02:42,394 --> 00:02:43,761 How about you? 24 00:02:44,363 --> 00:02:46,197 I got to tell her. 25 00:02:49,935 --> 00:02:51,636 Be bold, brother. 26 00:02:51,737 --> 00:02:54,072 You've got nothing to lose. 27 00:02:56,842 --> 00:02:59,110 My oldest and dearest friend, 28 00:02:59,979 --> 00:03:01,412 what do you want? 29 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:05,450 What will make our last day together perfect? 30 00:03:06,051 --> 00:03:07,552 Nothing, man. 31 00:03:10,322 --> 00:03:11,756 I want nothing. 32 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:22,467 Today, boys, 33 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:27,605 everything's possible. 34 00:03:29,274 --> 00:03:34,045 I'm still confused why this circle jerk couldn't wait till the sun came up. 35 00:03:34,113 --> 00:03:36,948 Take it easy. My mom's making breakfast. 36 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:39,884 Is she making that thing... With that thing... Jesse! 37 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:43,888 Jesse, wait. Yeah, yeah, she's making your thing. 38 00:04:08,447 --> 00:04:11,015 Have you not planned this out at all? 39 00:04:12,084 --> 00:04:15,720 I was just saying, you've had four years to do this. 40 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:17,388 Are we good, we all done? 41 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:18,756 Amazing. Good. 42 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:21,125 - Give this to me. - No, no, no, no. 43 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:23,161 We've got it. You've done enough. 44 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:25,897 Thank you, Bobby. Thank you. 45 00:04:26,865 --> 00:04:29,267 Oh, I'm so sorry. Where are my manners? 46 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,968 Yeah, where are your manners? 47 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:32,770 Up your ass... 48 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,572 - I'm sorry, Diane. - I'll live. 49 00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:36,207 - You look beautiful today. - Thank you. 50 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:37,508 - Smooth. - Your mom... 51 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:40,411 - Whatever... shut up. - Your mom loves you. 52 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:42,280 Is Lily coming over? 53 00:04:42,714 --> 00:04:45,316 Yeah, in a bit. 54 00:04:45,384 --> 00:04:48,653 Have you decided what you gonna do? 55 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:49,887 No. 56 00:04:50,789 --> 00:04:52,390 I don't know. 57 00:04:54,426 --> 00:04:55,726 I mean, 58 00:04:55,728 --> 00:04:57,295 Lily is... I know. 59 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:02,300 But... I mean, isn't college supposed to be about new experiences? 60 00:05:03,068 --> 00:05:04,335 Sure. 61 00:05:05,437 --> 00:05:07,705 What do you think I should do? 62 00:05:08,740 --> 00:05:13,077 Well, I could tell you but I don't think you're gonna like it. 63 00:05:13,545 --> 00:05:14,912 Try me. 64 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:18,316 You should follow your heart. 65 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:21,652 Oh, thank you, very helpful. 66 00:05:22,387 --> 00:05:24,088 Oh, that's my job. 67 00:05:25,791 --> 00:05:27,492 Follow your heart. 68 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:34,165 Nan and pop were high school sweethearts, right? Hmm-mmm. 69 00:05:34,266 --> 00:05:36,968 Yup, each other's one and only. 70 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,936 What was their secret? 71 00:05:40,005 --> 00:05:44,509 Ah, she was his calm. 72 00:05:45,811 --> 00:05:46,911 That's it? 73 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:48,346 That is it. 74 00:05:48,914 --> 00:05:50,715 Pop was a thinker, like you. 75 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:54,051 And when those wheels would start spinning in the middle of the night 76 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:55,019 and he couldn't get back to sleep, 77 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,288 the only thing that would get him there 78 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,524 would be the touch of nan's hand. 79 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:03,794 Right on his back, or his arm, out like a light. 80 00:06:05,030 --> 00:06:07,899 She was his calm. 81 00:06:11,737 --> 00:06:13,104 I mean it. 82 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:17,241 You follow that heart of yours, 83 00:06:17,809 --> 00:06:21,612 it will tell you when you've found your match. 84 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:22,947 Trust me. 85 00:06:25,617 --> 00:06:27,718 You must miss him so much. 86 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:30,454 I see him every day. 87 00:06:31,757 --> 00:06:33,558 Go, go have fun. 88 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:13,264 How you doing? Hi. 89 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:16,867 What's going on? Hey, douchebag. 90 00:07:26,144 --> 00:07:30,881 All right, well, I believe we have Diem to Carpe. 91 00:08:03,782 --> 00:08:05,216 Cheers. 92 00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:07,918 Why would you do that? No! 93 00:08:23,402 --> 00:08:24,168 May we? 94 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:27,171 Oh, not without a drink, I'm afraid. 95 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,139 Rules are rules. 96 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,608 Hey, can you be a doll and fetch me two beers? 97 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:33,811 Can you be a doll and lick my nut sack? 98 00:08:34,179 --> 00:08:35,279 Oh, my god. 99 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:36,981 Who talks like that? 100 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:39,016 Want a beer? Oh! Come on! 101 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:42,453 Thank you so much. 102 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:43,788 It helps. 103 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:45,456 Have a good time! 104 00:08:45,957 --> 00:08:46,624 Thanks. 105 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,459 All right, you guys are going down. 106 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:51,028 Oh-ho-ho, boys against girls. 107 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,063 How exciting. 108 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,131 Okay. Hmm. Here you go. 109 00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:55,733 I got this. You got it. 110 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:57,601 Thank you. You're welcome. 111 00:08:57,603 --> 00:08:59,303 You're going down. Hmm. 112 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:00,705 Do that strut. 113 00:09:13,685 --> 00:09:15,186 Good luck. 114 00:09:15,253 --> 00:09:17,722 Thank you. Oh, and, uh... 115 00:09:31,002 --> 00:09:32,470 Ha-ha! 116 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:34,872 Taken! 117 00:09:35,674 --> 00:09:37,675 That was just cruel. 118 00:09:38,009 --> 00:09:38,976 Emily. 119 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:43,381 Five, four, three, two, mwah, one. 120 00:09:44,683 --> 00:09:46,050 Ha-ha. 121 00:09:47,619 --> 00:09:49,653 You are crazy. 122 00:10:01,733 --> 00:10:02,967 Wow! 123 00:10:03,368 --> 00:10:06,070 You, uh, care to share? 124 00:10:06,938 --> 00:10:08,139 I make a wish. 125 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:12,109 Every time I throw, I... It's like blowing an eyelash. 126 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,878 That's my secret trick. 127 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,613 Helps me concentrate. 128 00:10:20,819 --> 00:10:23,087 Here's the problem with love. 129 00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:26,090 Even for us hopeless suckers who want it, 130 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:29,059 nothing beats the "falling in love" part. 131 00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:33,197 How the littlest looks can send shivers down your spine. 132 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:38,068 How you can spend days imagining what her lips must feel like. 133 00:10:38,236 --> 00:10:40,838 How soft her skin must be. 134 00:10:41,039 --> 00:10:43,808 But see, that's the problem with love. 135 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:48,112 Once you fall in love, the "falling in love" part is over. 136 00:10:50,715 --> 00:10:53,551 Speaking of ass sucking, which one do you want? 137 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,353 Are you serious? 138 00:10:56,788 --> 00:11:00,157 Don't you think Jen and Emily know you a bit too well? 139 00:11:00,358 --> 00:11:02,359 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 140 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:05,863 Means they know you're a disgusting fucking pig. 141 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:08,199 Well, what's your point? 142 00:11:10,001 --> 00:11:12,269 Whatever, man, this is your last shot. 143 00:11:12,271 --> 00:11:14,138 Speak now or forever hold your peace. 144 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:15,639 Yeah, I'll take my chances. 145 00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:19,143 Well, they're both mine then, I guess. 146 00:11:20,879 --> 00:11:22,513 Hi, Aiden. 147 00:11:23,882 --> 00:11:25,249 Hi, buddy. 148 00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:37,928 That's my boy! 149 00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:40,531 Must have been a hell of a wish. 150 00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:43,400 Yeah. 151 00:11:52,277 --> 00:11:54,078 Looks like fun. 152 00:11:54,212 --> 00:11:55,846 Horseshoes? 153 00:11:57,048 --> 00:11:58,415 Yeah. 154 00:11:59,184 --> 00:12:01,418 Knock yourself out. 155 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:04,588 I suppose it's too much to ask that you at least pretend 156 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,991 like you want to spend your last day with us? 157 00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:10,461 Pretending really isn't in my DNA. 158 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,996 No, it is not. 159 00:12:12,597 --> 00:12:15,766 You know it's not you guys. 160 00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:17,501 It's just... 161 00:12:18,103 --> 00:12:19,637 I'm ready. 162 00:12:20,138 --> 00:12:22,439 Ready to get outta here. 163 00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:25,409 Ready for tomorrow. 164 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,710 Yes! 165 00:12:29,814 --> 00:12:30,981 Tomorrow's coming. 166 00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:34,652 You might as well enjoy yourself in the meantime. 167 00:12:38,657 --> 00:12:44,929 You're not thinking what I think you're thinking? 168 00:12:53,438 --> 00:12:54,672 Oh. 169 00:12:56,074 --> 00:12:57,341 Oh, she's doing that thing. 170 00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:59,343 She's doing that... I fuckin' love it when they do that thing. 171 00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:02,813 They know that we love it when they do that thing, right? I mean, they must. 172 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:04,915 That's probably exactly why they do it, duh. 173 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:07,785 What do you think they're talking about? 174 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,287 You need to fuckin' smoke some more weed, dude. 175 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,890 Don't you fucking say it. Don't! 176 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:15,225 - Calm down. - Why? 177 00:13:15,527 --> 00:13:16,193 You're such a dick, dude. 178 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,028 You're so lucky you didn't tell me to relax. 179 00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:20,564 I fuckin' hate it when people tell me to relax. 180 00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:21,699 I absolutely hate it. 181 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,400 It's like, who do you think you are comin' in 182 00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:25,869 to Oscar's space and fuckin' with my vibe. 183 00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:27,271 Who gave you that right? I didn't. 184 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,440 I didn't do that. Tell me to relax. 185 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:30,441 You fucking relax. 186 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,610 Phew. Seriously, though, what do you think they're talking about? 187 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:36,013 You think they're talking about us? Yeah, sure. 188 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:37,281 Wow. 189 00:13:40,685 --> 00:13:41,819 Hey, Oscar. 190 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,587 What's up, brother? 191 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:44,788 Fuckin' relax. 192 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:48,859 It's a fight, fucker. Ow, ow, ow, ow! 193 00:13:50,328 --> 00:13:52,229 Here, bitch. Ugh! 194 00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:53,530 Idiots. Em. 195 00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:55,399 Yeah? Here you go. 196 00:13:56,101 --> 00:14:00,104 Look at these guys, they're like walking hormones. 197 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:01,672 They are only good for one thing, 198 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,941 which conveniently for me, 199 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:07,711 is the only thing that I want from them. 200 00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:10,314 As you go and suck your bottle. 201 00:14:13,618 --> 00:14:17,054 I think they've got a bit more to offer than that. 202 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,791 May be some do. 203 00:14:20,925 --> 00:14:21,325 May be. 204 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:26,397 Well, I can't be bothered to sift through all your friends, who's got the time? 205 00:14:27,599 --> 00:14:29,633 Do you think guys are gonna be any better in college? 206 00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:34,271 I hope not. I like them just the way they are. Uncomplicated. 207 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:36,273 Nipple placement is critical. 208 00:14:38,176 --> 00:14:39,543 Hey, guys. 209 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,979 You and Serena were, like, having a pretty good time. 210 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:44,648 Fuck, it's horseshoes. What do you want me to say? 211 00:14:44,749 --> 00:14:47,751 Baby steps, brother. Baby steps. 212 00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:49,086 I don't know, man. 213 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,487 What? 214 00:14:51,022 --> 00:14:52,990 Man, you and Bobby, dude, you just don't get it. 215 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:57,795 And you do, Mr. take-your-pick-between-two-girls- who-can't-fucking-stand-you? 216 00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:58,829 That doesn't matter. 217 00:14:58,831 --> 00:14:59,596 Yeah, it does. No, it do... 218 00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:03,367 If any of us want to bang girls for more sexual experience before college, 219 00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:04,902 it has to be today. 220 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,503 I'm talking all of us. 221 00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:09,039 All of us and them. 222 00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:11,775 Girls are not that different. 223 00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:13,377 Yeah, they are. Yeah, they are. 224 00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:15,879 No, they're not. No, no. No they're not. 225 00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:18,282 I mean, the data is pretty much on our side. 226 00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:20,017 You want some data? Yeah. 227 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:23,387 Aiden, how much do you love blowjobs? What? 228 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:24,722 What? I dunno. 229 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,523 You... you don't know? 230 00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:29,159 I mean, it's a lot. It's good. 231 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:31,995 Fuck, man. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course it's great! 232 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,030 On a scale from one to ten, 233 00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:34,698 how hot does a girl have to be for you to let her blow you? 234 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:39,069 Ah, dude, I don't know. I haven't really, like, put a lot of thought into it. 235 00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:40,137 So fuckin' think about it, man! 236 00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:43,107 Let's take out the sevens, the eights, the nines and the tens 237 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,908 'cause they're in, right? 238 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:47,411 So would you let a six blow you? 239 00:15:48,546 --> 00:15:50,848 Depends. On what? 240 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,349 On the circumstances. Oh! 241 00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,084 You fucking me, man! No, it's important! 242 00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:57,121 Okay, fine, yeah, sixes are in, all right? 243 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,355 I'd let a six blow me. 244 00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,691 How kind of you. How about a five? 245 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:01,658 Yeah, fine, fives, whatever. 246 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,494 Okay, so we're actually getting somewhere now. 247 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:06,096 Would you let a four blow you? 248 00:16:06,164 --> 00:16:08,332 Jessica Dooley is a four. 249 00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:09,099 On her best day. No, no! 250 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,001 You don't even... Don't even start with that bullshit. 251 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:13,670 No, stop. Where are we? We're at three now? 252 00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:14,171 Okay, take it easy. 253 00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:17,374 Aiden, like every other guy in the planet, would 254 00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:20,844 let just about any girl with a pulse give him a blowjob. 255 00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:23,247 So what, for the love of god, is your point? 256 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,349 I'm getting there, Jesse. 257 00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,484 Bobby, on a scale from one to ten, 258 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,820 just on looks, what's Aiden? 259 00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:31,588 He's like a 8.5. 260 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,091 Aw, thanks, man. Okay, so what am I? 261 00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:35,492 You? Yeah. 262 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,393 You're a three. 263 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,961 Ha! You're a fuckin' asshole. 264 00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:40,764 No, you're like a seven. No, you already said it, no. Okay. 265 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:43,834 I don't know where you're going with this. 266 00:16:43,935 --> 00:16:45,369 I know that girls are different. 267 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,271 Okay, but they are not that different. 268 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,440 They are just as sexually curious as we are. 269 00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:52,509 You don't think that a girl loves the feeling 270 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:53,343 of our tongues on their pussies 271 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:56,747 as much as we love the feeling of her mouth on our cocks? 272 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:57,848 Of course, they do. 273 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,051 Come on, dude! We are all young! 274 00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:04,154 You know, we are curious and we're sexual 275 00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:09,293 and we want to investigate and explore and rip off and unzip and 276 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:12,496 explode everywhere! Watch where you're exploding. 277 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,798 So here's your data, all right? 278 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:18,035 Guys will down for a three, at least, right? 279 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,404 Serena's getting an eight and a half. 280 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:23,073 Girls are different but think about this. 281 00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:26,076 Are they five and a half points different? 282 00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:26,977 I don't think so. 283 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,445 That's why I think Aiden is already in there. 284 00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:32,683 And the truth is, that they are not even four points different. 285 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,751 So that means that I have a shot. 286 00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:38,722 So yeah. Go ahead and put that data in your pipe and suck it. 287 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,524 Okay. All right. 288 00:17:40,992 --> 00:17:42,392 Look at them. 289 00:17:43,394 --> 00:17:48,465 I mean, they look like just simple creatures to me. 290 00:17:51,569 --> 00:17:56,039 Ten counts says they're talking about periods and push-up bras. 291 00:17:56,808 --> 00:17:57,541 Jen's easy. 292 00:17:57,543 --> 00:18:01,178 Ten years from now, a high-powered attorney. 293 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:01,912 I like that. 294 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,548 Yeah, she'll be chewing up men for a living. 295 00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:07,284 And spitting them out. Argh! 296 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,821 What about kids? 297 00:18:11,055 --> 00:18:13,357 What about them? Oh. 298 00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,592 Do you think you'll ever want them? 299 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:16,960 Em, I am one. 300 00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:20,330 I'm sure as hell not thinking about having one. 301 00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:22,199 Okay, Serena's turn. 302 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,500 Oh, you're a writer. 303 00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:26,236 Ah, awesome. Thank you. 304 00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,005 What about em? 305 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:32,175 That... that is also easy. President of Sierra club. 306 00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:35,312 President of the peace corps. 307 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:36,413 President of the United States. 308 00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:39,816 Okay, okay. You guys are nuts. We're not nuts. 309 00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:42,185 You're the most brilliant girl I've ever met. 310 00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:44,755 And you won most likely to succeed. 311 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,623 And yearbooks do not lie. 312 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:50,360 Wait, em... em is editor of the yearbook. 313 00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:53,563 How do we know that she didn't rig it? 314 00:18:54,432 --> 00:18:58,402 Because I won most likely to succeed? 315 00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:01,371 - Wait, what's that mean? - Oh, come on. 316 00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:04,708 No, everybody knows that most likely to succeed 317 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:05,709 is just code for biggest nerd. 318 00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,778 Em, no. No, no, no, no, no. No it's not. 319 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:12,249 It's not code for anything. It means that people believe in you. 320 00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,718 Says the girl who won best body. Aw! 321 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,452 Come on, em. 322 00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:17,955 So I have a good body, big fuckin' what? 323 00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:20,924 It is not something to take for granted, trust me. 324 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:25,095 Neither is people thinking that you're smart, trust me. 325 00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:26,897 Okay, Lily's turn. 326 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:30,067 Uh, please. I'm a lost cause. 327 00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:31,401 Aw! 328 00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,438 I am also a lost cause. 329 00:19:35,773 --> 00:19:38,542 Kiss my ass! 330 00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:42,779 Lily, wait for me! 331 00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:05,135 - There's still so much - I wish I could ask you. 332 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:08,105 Show you, share with you. 333 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:22,119 It doesn't get any better than this. 334 00:20:27,091 --> 00:20:29,059 It's funny how that thought comforts me 335 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:32,496 and scares the shit out of me at the same time. 336 00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:37,434 On one hand, I'm so grateful 337 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,069 for these guys. 338 00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:45,542 For Lily, for this day, for this moment. 339 00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:47,944 On the other hand, I've got this gut feeling 340 00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:51,314 it's only going to get harder from here on out. 341 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:53,250 How could it not? 342 00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:55,118 Look at us. 343 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:58,255 This has gotta be the easy part, right? 344 00:21:04,962 --> 00:21:08,331 What's it going to be like when this little adventure that we're on 345 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:11,234 takes some real twists and turns? 346 00:21:11,836 --> 00:21:14,337 Settle an argument for me. 347 00:21:15,573 --> 00:21:16,840 May I? 348 00:21:20,111 --> 00:21:21,745 Oh. 349 00:21:25,049 --> 00:21:26,817 Is Jen right? 350 00:21:26,884 --> 00:21:30,320 She really does think all guys are assholes. 351 00:21:31,255 --> 00:21:34,724 She's probably right. 352 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,827 Wow. 353 00:21:38,296 --> 00:21:41,064 I don't think you're an asshole. 354 00:21:41,499 --> 00:21:44,067 May be I'm not like other guys. 355 00:21:44,669 --> 00:21:48,004 Or maybe assholes are just assholes 356 00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:49,206 and you are like most guys. 357 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,207 Oh, so I am like most guys? 358 00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,909 No, that's not what I meant. 359 00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:54,811 I... I'm kidding. 360 00:22:02,053 --> 00:22:04,321 So do you think you're ready? 361 00:22:04,689 --> 00:22:06,189 For what? 362 00:22:06,691 --> 00:22:08,358 Leaving home. 363 00:22:09,293 --> 00:22:11,728 College, all of it. 364 00:22:12,263 --> 00:22:14,664 As ready as I'll ever be, right? 365 00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:17,033 That is just it. 366 00:22:17,735 --> 00:22:21,438 I don't think I'm as ready as I could have been. 367 00:22:23,641 --> 00:22:25,442 What do you mean? 368 00:22:26,177 --> 00:22:28,345 Well, I just... I think there are some things 369 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,914 I could have or should have done before going. 370 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:32,349 Like what? 371 00:22:33,584 --> 00:22:35,085 I don't know. 372 00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:38,989 Like... 373 00:22:41,826 --> 00:22:43,593 Like dated more. 374 00:22:44,428 --> 00:22:47,197 Maybe I should have dated more. 375 00:22:47,865 --> 00:22:50,667 Em, you have plenty of time for that. 376 00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:54,971 Plus, how may high school idiots can you date anyway? 377 00:22:56,274 --> 00:22:59,776 I wondered though if maybe dating more in high school 378 00:22:59,778 --> 00:23:02,646 would have made me better at dating in college. 379 00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:05,549 "Better at dating?" Sure. 380 00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:07,717 It takes practice, right? 381 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:10,487 It gets better with practice, right? Em, 382 00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:13,123 you don't need to practice dating. 383 00:23:15,426 --> 00:23:16,326 Well, it's easy for you to say. 384 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:20,063 I'm sure you've done all the dating that you wanted. 385 00:23:21,399 --> 00:23:23,099 Don't be so sure. 386 00:23:24,535 --> 00:23:26,236 You're saying... 387 00:23:26,504 --> 00:23:30,440 You're saying there's someone that you wanted to date, but didn't? 388 00:23:30,442 --> 00:23:32,943 Are you nuts, of course. 389 00:23:45,323 --> 00:23:47,991 Ah, dude, thank you so much. Wait, did he make it? 390 00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:50,393 - So sweet. - No, no, no. 391 00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:52,295 He almost made it. 392 00:23:52,563 --> 00:23:54,097 It was a great fuckin' effort. 393 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:58,201 Almost only counts in horseshoes and junior high sex, right, Jen? 394 00:23:58,736 --> 00:23:59,436 I'm sorry, buddy. 395 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:03,940 I know I promised but some things just have to be shared. 396 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:05,542 Yes, they do. 397 00:24:08,246 --> 00:24:09,613 Do they? 398 00:24:12,783 --> 00:24:15,485 What does that mean? No, don't you dare. 399 00:24:15,886 --> 00:24:17,287 Oh, screw that. 400 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,655 Dare away. 401 00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:20,090 What? Come on, em. 402 00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:22,359 Some things have to be shared. 403 00:24:22,526 --> 00:24:25,228 No, seriously. I will kill you. 404 00:24:25,596 --> 00:24:27,797 You will thank me. No, no. 405 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,834 It's time for the cat to be out of that bag. 406 00:24:30,836 --> 00:24:32,068 Maybe these guys can help you. 407 00:24:32,070 --> 00:24:34,337 No, no, no, I don't know about this, you guys. 408 00:24:34,339 --> 00:24:35,105 I'm with Lily on this one. 409 00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:39,676 No, I do not care who you're with, not another word. 410 00:24:44,115 --> 00:24:45,215 Not another word. 411 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:47,083 Sorry, em. Should be. 412 00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:47,550 What... 413 00:24:47,552 --> 00:24:49,953 Sorry. What, wait, no. That's it? 414 00:24:49,955 --> 00:24:52,355 Yeah. That's bullshit. 415 00:24:52,357 --> 00:24:53,790 Actually, I mean... 416 00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:55,425 I think it's really impressive. 417 00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:57,260 Shut up. No, no, no, no. Think about it. 418 00:24:57,262 --> 00:25:00,096 I mean, guys would never let each other off the hook like that. 419 00:25:00,098 --> 00:25:01,564 Girls are so much sweeter. 420 00:25:01,566 --> 00:25:04,334 Okay, that's bullshit, and sexist. 421 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,936 - What are you talking about? Hmm-mmm. Sexist. 422 00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:09,839 What? How is that sexist? I was trying to be nice. 423 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:14,044 Anytime you make a generalization based on gender, that's sexist. 424 00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:16,046 Argh! Blow me, dyke. 425 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:17,881 - You fucking asshole! - Oscar! 426 00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:20,950 What... you think all guys are assholes, so... 427 00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:22,118 Yeah, I do because they are, Oscar. 428 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,888 Okay, and is that not, you know, sexist, Jen? 429 00:25:24,890 --> 00:25:26,356 I mean, okay, I guess I clearly don't understand women. 430 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:30,126 I mean, it's not like I said chicks are more manipulative or controlling. 431 00:25:30,128 --> 00:25:32,062 I know you're trying to be complimentary 432 00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:34,397 but really you're just putting all of us in a box. 433 00:25:34,399 --> 00:25:37,567 Oh, fucking, just shoot me in the face, dude. Okay. 434 00:25:37,569 --> 00:25:38,368 No. You know what, okay, hold on. 435 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:41,538 Is it sexist to say that men are physically stronger than women? 436 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,139 Yeah. No, it's not. It's a fact. 437 00:25:43,141 --> 00:25:46,743 And is it sexist to say that men are smarter than women? 438 00:25:46,745 --> 00:25:48,144 No, 'cause you guys are dumb. 439 00:25:48,146 --> 00:25:50,246 Oh, my god! And that's a fact too. 440 00:25:50,248 --> 00:25:51,548 - Yeah. - You've got to go. 441 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,650 Jen is right. You're an asshole. 442 00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:57,320 What? Okay, so you agree with them? 443 00:25:57,455 --> 00:25:58,421 No, actually, I don't. 444 00:25:58,423 --> 00:26:01,825 Doesn't mean we can't have a civilized conversation about it. 445 00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:04,561 - Thank you, Jesse. - Yes. 446 00:26:05,696 --> 00:26:07,464 But you don't agree with me, 447 00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:10,900 you think it's okay to put all this in a box? 448 00:26:11,635 --> 00:26:13,136 Jesse? 449 00:26:16,073 --> 00:26:20,844 Okay, okay, ah... 450 00:26:23,414 --> 00:26:25,048 You know what this is? 451 00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:26,282 Mmm-mmm. Yes. 452 00:26:26,284 --> 00:26:28,251 A molding of Lily's clitoris. 453 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:29,986 - Oh, wow. - Oh, my god! 454 00:26:29,988 --> 00:26:31,755 Look at it though. No, it's a goddess. 455 00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:34,591 You actually never shock me. It's a goddess. 456 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:35,125 That was too far. 457 00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:37,527 Well, that doesn't shock me either... It's a goddess. 458 00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:39,529 Shh... You fucking feminist hippie. 459 00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:41,798 So do you like it? 460 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,299 Yeah. I love it. You know that. 461 00:26:43,301 --> 00:26:46,269 I think it's really... It's beautiful! 462 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:47,737 Thank you. Yeah. 463 00:26:47,739 --> 00:26:49,539 So let me ask you. 464 00:26:49,707 --> 00:26:51,875 Why is the goddess beautiful? 465 00:26:51,877 --> 00:26:54,244 What do you mean? What makes it beautiful? 466 00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:59,282 Uh, well, what are you, a fuckin lawyer all of a sudden? 467 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:01,117 No, no, I just... 468 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,620 I just think it's a shame we're all getting so caught up 469 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,989 in saying and doing all the right things 470 00:27:05,991 --> 00:27:09,826 that we can't even say what's beautiful about something. 471 00:27:09,828 --> 00:27:12,796 Why do I wear her around my neck? 472 00:27:13,831 --> 00:27:14,731 Why? 473 00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:17,000 Because she is beautiful. 474 00:27:17,067 --> 00:27:19,302 She's calm. 475 00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:20,637 She's wise. 476 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:21,471 She's gentle. 477 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:25,074 She's fair, she's nurturing, she's powerful. 478 00:27:25,076 --> 00:27:28,178 She's mysterious, she's adventurous, 479 00:27:28,712 --> 00:27:31,548 she's fearless. She's a protector. 480 00:27:31,649 --> 00:27:34,651 And, yes, she is sweet. 481 00:27:37,021 --> 00:27:41,024 If you think that's sexist, so be it. 482 00:27:45,529 --> 00:27:48,097 I think it's pretty damn sexy. 483 00:27:48,933 --> 00:27:52,235 So what? A guy can't be all those things? 484 00:27:52,703 --> 00:27:55,505 Man, if you think that's what I'm trying to say... 485 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,740 I strive to be all those things. 486 00:27:57,742 --> 00:28:00,109 These are qualities I admire. 487 00:28:00,377 --> 00:28:03,246 I think you are all of those things. 488 00:28:03,248 --> 00:28:03,980 That's why I love you. 489 00:28:03,982 --> 00:28:07,317 So I guess you loved me for just the other reasons. 490 00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:09,018 Who says I love you. 491 00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:13,122 I need a beer. Oh, Bobby! 492 00:28:16,427 --> 00:28:17,193 Seriously, goddammit. 493 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:19,562 Dude, you're not going to fucking ruin my buzz today. 494 00:28:19,564 --> 00:28:21,831 You need to figure your shit out. 495 00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:23,099 I don't get it, like... 496 00:28:23,101 --> 00:28:25,702 So we're not going to the same school. 497 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:28,404 You and me aren't. Aiden and I aren't. 498 00:28:32,076 --> 00:28:34,043 - What? - It's not the same. 499 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:34,544 It's not. 500 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:37,914 Ever since the beginning it's always been you and Bobby. 501 00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:40,250 It was Jesse and Bobby. Jesse and Bobby. 502 00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:41,150 It's always been Jesse and Bobby. 503 00:28:41,152 --> 00:28:44,988 You guys won best couple in the yearbook, for Christ's sakes. 504 00:28:44,990 --> 00:28:46,289 - What? - What? 505 00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:48,858 What? What? 506 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,227 You and Bobby 507 00:28:51,395 --> 00:28:53,129 got the most votes 508 00:28:53,597 --> 00:28:54,030 for best couple 509 00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:57,000 but miss Obed knew you guys weren't actually a real couple 510 00:28:57,002 --> 00:28:58,234 so she gave it to the runner-up. 511 00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:00,169 Oh, my god. Are you being serious? 512 00:29:00,171 --> 00:29:01,237 Yeah. Wait a second. 513 00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:04,507 I thought Jesse and Lily won best couple. 514 00:29:04,509 --> 00:29:05,542 Not exactly. 515 00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:07,944 He's being a bit sensitive, isn't he? 516 00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:11,180 So we aren't going to the same school. None of us are. 517 00:29:11,182 --> 00:29:13,182 But that doesn't mean... No, no, no, no. 518 00:29:13,184 --> 00:29:14,751 Did you and I win best couple? 519 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:18,588 No, we did not. So why're you telling me? 520 00:29:32,136 --> 00:29:34,137 This a private party? 521 00:29:40,077 --> 00:29:42,278 Let me ask you something. 522 00:29:42,446 --> 00:29:45,281 Why are you taking this thing so hard? 523 00:29:46,116 --> 00:29:47,850 How am I supposed to take it when my best friend 524 00:29:47,852 --> 00:29:49,252 tells me he doesn't wanna hang out anymore? 525 00:29:49,254 --> 00:29:53,289 What... do you think that's what I'm saying? Aren't you? 526 00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:13,710 We won best couple. 527 00:30:14,511 --> 00:30:15,812 What? 528 00:30:16,213 --> 00:30:17,513 Apparently, 529 00:30:17,515 --> 00:30:19,649 according to Emily, you and I 530 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:22,685 got the most votes for best couple. 531 00:30:22,687 --> 00:30:24,487 Isn't that something? 532 00:30:24,622 --> 00:30:26,522 Sure, we deserved it. 533 00:30:26,524 --> 00:30:28,091 Jesse and Bobby. 534 00:30:33,397 --> 00:30:35,131 Jesse and Bobby. 535 00:30:35,899 --> 00:30:37,834 Who's better than us? 536 00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:43,673 I think 537 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:47,243 you might just be the best "best friend." 538 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:56,686 So why did you change your mind? 539 00:31:11,435 --> 00:31:13,036 We would have an absolute blast 540 00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:15,371 if we went to school together. 541 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,441 Jesse and Bobby. 542 00:31:18,709 --> 00:31:21,411 I fucking love Jesse and Bobby. 543 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:23,279 It's who I am. 544 00:31:23,847 --> 00:31:25,581 I'm not going to a different school 545 00:31:25,583 --> 00:31:28,351 'cause I don't want to hang out anymore. 546 00:31:28,353 --> 00:31:29,719 I'm going 547 00:31:30,754 --> 00:31:32,989 because I gotta know who Jesse is 548 00:31:32,991 --> 00:31:35,591 without Jesse and Bobby. 549 00:31:46,303 --> 00:31:48,471 I'm gonna go check on Lily. 550 00:31:48,839 --> 00:31:50,573 Wanna head back? 551 00:31:52,776 --> 00:31:54,911 I'll head over in a bit. 552 00:31:54,978 --> 00:31:56,379 All right. 553 00:33:15,359 --> 00:33:17,794 Anybody wanna go on a walk? 554 00:33:19,396 --> 00:33:21,564 Go on a fucking walk. 555 00:33:21,566 --> 00:33:22,465 Go on a walk. 556 00:33:22,467 --> 00:33:25,835 I don't want to... Jesus, come on, man. 557 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,136 Fine. 558 00:33:32,476 --> 00:33:33,810 You're, um... 559 00:33:33,812 --> 00:33:37,113 You're going to Boulder, right? Mmm-hmm. 560 00:33:38,916 --> 00:33:42,185 It's awesome. It should be... Be really fun. 561 00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:43,886 Mmm-hmm. 562 00:33:46,890 --> 00:33:51,260 It's funny, we haven't really hung out that much. 563 00:33:51,262 --> 00:33:54,163 What do you mean? We're always together. 564 00:33:54,565 --> 00:33:56,833 I guess. I mean... 565 00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:58,401 Uh... 566 00:33:59,102 --> 00:34:00,469 I mean, we're together 'cause 567 00:34:00,471 --> 00:34:02,839 we have the same friends, you know. 568 00:34:02,841 --> 00:34:04,707 But, we never really... 569 00:34:05,809 --> 00:34:07,210 Talk, or, you know, hang out. 570 00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:08,177 All right, I'll tell you what? 571 00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:11,080 Let's... let's make up for that right now. 572 00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:13,282 Okay, uh... 573 00:34:13,951 --> 00:34:14,417 Yeah, sure. 574 00:34:14,419 --> 00:34:18,054 All right. Well, fire away. Ask me anything. 575 00:34:18,722 --> 00:34:20,289 Uh... 576 00:34:20,424 --> 00:34:22,992 Fire away. Okay. Uh... 577 00:34:24,795 --> 00:34:26,629 Did you like high school? 578 00:34:26,830 --> 00:34:28,030 Yes. 579 00:34:28,298 --> 00:34:30,066 I mean, yeah. 580 00:34:30,567 --> 00:34:32,501 I don't know. I... 581 00:34:33,737 --> 00:34:36,906 Maybe. Ask me again in 10 years. 582 00:34:36,974 --> 00:34:37,840 Okay. 583 00:34:37,842 --> 00:34:40,076 Okay, my turn. Okay. 584 00:34:40,410 --> 00:34:42,144 Favorite five? 585 00:34:42,146 --> 00:34:43,145 Favorite what? 586 00:34:43,147 --> 00:34:45,414 Favorite five. The essentials. 587 00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:47,350 Favorite color. Uh-huh. 588 00:34:47,352 --> 00:34:48,084 Favorite food. Okay. 589 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:51,554 Favorite song. Favorite movie. Favorite position. 590 00:34:51,955 --> 00:34:54,257 You're just a little bit crazy, aren't you? 591 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:56,058 Well, aren't we all? 592 00:34:56,460 --> 00:34:57,927 Well? 593 00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,095 Uh... 594 00:34:59,097 --> 00:34:59,896 Okay, all right. 595 00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:01,330 So it's color first, right? 596 00:35:01,332 --> 00:35:02,565 Mmm-hmm. Okay, color. 597 00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:04,567 That's easy. Umm... 598 00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:06,102 How about... 599 00:35:10,340 --> 00:35:12,074 I'm gonna go 600 00:35:12,175 --> 00:35:13,776 right there. 601 00:35:15,512 --> 00:35:17,146 Sunset-y blue. 602 00:35:17,148 --> 00:35:19,615 Sunset-y blue? Yeah. 603 00:35:20,217 --> 00:35:22,718 I didn't realize that was a color. 604 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:27,390 Ah, see, it's not just a color, all right. 605 00:35:27,524 --> 00:35:29,892 It's my favorite color. Oh. 606 00:35:42,139 --> 00:35:44,073 Happens every day. 607 00:35:47,511 --> 00:35:49,745 That's you and me, you know. 608 00:35:51,982 --> 00:35:54,016 We happen every day. 609 00:35:56,453 --> 00:35:58,554 Here comes the "but." 610 00:36:01,058 --> 00:36:03,392 But... I knew it. 611 00:36:04,661 --> 00:36:06,429 What do you know? 612 00:36:08,398 --> 00:36:09,699 Not much. 613 00:36:11,868 --> 00:36:12,501 I know 614 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:15,871 we're both thinking the same thing. 615 00:36:15,873 --> 00:36:18,674 Oh. What's that? 616 00:36:21,745 --> 00:36:23,980 That maybe 617 00:36:24,281 --> 00:36:28,417 this is supposed to be our last sunset together. 618 00:36:30,287 --> 00:36:31,520 Our last 619 00:36:31,588 --> 00:36:34,323 magical, unforgettable sunset. 620 00:36:44,167 --> 00:36:45,768 What do we do? 621 00:36:48,472 --> 00:36:50,072 I don't know. 622 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:54,543 Well, we're kinda running out of time here. 623 00:36:55,812 --> 00:36:57,513 Let's make a list. 624 00:36:58,015 --> 00:36:59,548 What... are you serious? 625 00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:01,817 Pros and cons of breaking-up. Uh-huh. 626 00:37:01,819 --> 00:37:03,519 We're both thinking the same thing. 627 00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:06,022 So, just, we'll put it out there. 628 00:37:06,024 --> 00:37:07,423 Put it out there. 629 00:37:07,425 --> 00:37:08,491 And... 630 00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:10,159 Let's get them out there. Let's just... 631 00:37:10,161 --> 00:37:11,694 Okay, pros for breaking-up. Let's go. 632 00:37:11,696 --> 00:37:13,629 Pros for breaking-up. 633 00:37:13,730 --> 00:37:14,797 Pro. 634 00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:18,934 We... we wouldn't have to do the long distance thing. 635 00:37:18,936 --> 00:37:19,969 I mean... 636 00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:21,570 People say it's brutal. Yeah. 637 00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:23,873 And we wouldn't have to be that pathetic freshmen, 638 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:26,308 waiting around for our boyfriend or girlfriend 639 00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:29,412 when everyone else is out experiencing new things. 640 00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:31,447 Right. Cool things. 641 00:37:32,282 --> 00:37:33,549 Yeah. 642 00:37:36,386 --> 00:37:39,055 You can kiss as many guys as you wanted. 643 00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:42,258 And you can kiss as many girls as you wanted. 644 00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:44,226 Yeah. 645 00:37:44,228 --> 00:37:46,862 Uh, in fact, you could do whatever you wanted. 646 00:37:46,864 --> 00:37:49,598 You could do whatever you wanted. 647 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,434 It's pretty enticing. 648 00:37:52,335 --> 00:37:54,236 Yeah, it is. 649 00:37:56,206 --> 00:37:58,941 Okay, cons for breaking-up. 650 00:38:00,844 --> 00:38:03,412 I've got this breathtaking girl. 651 00:38:07,617 --> 00:38:10,820 And I've got this beautiful boy. 652 00:38:12,756 --> 00:38:15,925 And I'd miss her like crazy. 653 00:38:17,094 --> 00:38:19,295 I'd miss him like crazy. 654 00:38:22,065 --> 00:38:25,801 While I was out experiencing all these new things, 655 00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:26,735 I feel like I just 656 00:38:26,737 --> 00:38:29,538 want to be in my pathetic dorm room. 657 00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:33,476 Pathetically waiting for my girlfriend to show up. 658 00:38:34,344 --> 00:38:37,613 Yeah, I can see myself being pretty 659 00:38:38,415 --> 00:38:39,949 pathetic. 660 00:38:44,721 --> 00:38:45,921 So? 661 00:38:48,992 --> 00:38:50,259 So? 662 00:39:48,652 --> 00:39:50,586 I wish it didn't have to end. 663 00:39:58,662 --> 00:40:00,362 Who says it has to? 664 00:40:12,842 --> 00:40:14,910 To today, boys. 665 00:40:15,712 --> 00:40:17,913 Everything is possible. 666 00:40:23,186 --> 00:40:25,154 Stay in shape forever, man. 667 00:41:44,868 --> 00:41:47,903 You know how in every movie about space 668 00:41:47,905 --> 00:41:50,572 someone always asks something like, 669 00:41:50,574 --> 00:41:51,840 um, 670 00:41:52,509 --> 00:41:54,576 "do you ever wonder 671 00:41:54,578 --> 00:41:57,880 "somewhere out there, in the sky 672 00:41:59,816 --> 00:42:01,417 "if there are people 673 00:42:01,419 --> 00:42:05,387 "looking up at us just like we're looking up at them?" 674 00:42:06,022 --> 00:42:07,790 I love that. 675 00:42:07,924 --> 00:42:09,325 Like, maybe 676 00:42:10,627 --> 00:42:13,028 there are eight other friends 677 00:42:13,496 --> 00:42:15,564 out there just like us 678 00:42:17,067 --> 00:42:19,068 looking up at the earth. 679 00:42:19,070 --> 00:42:20,402 I doubt it. 680 00:42:21,071 --> 00:42:22,338 I don't know. 681 00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:26,909 I mean, there's an infinite amount of space out there, right? 682 00:42:28,511 --> 00:42:30,212 Uh, infinity... 683 00:42:30,347 --> 00:42:33,582 It's so hard to wrap your brain around it. 684 00:42:34,384 --> 00:42:36,285 It's like that monkey. 685 00:42:38,755 --> 00:42:40,356 What monkey? 686 00:42:42,526 --> 00:42:45,227 You know, it's... It's the, uh... 687 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:46,995 It's the theory, right? 688 00:42:46,997 --> 00:42:48,497 Like you... If you put a monkey 689 00:42:48,499 --> 00:42:50,065 in front of a typewriter... Excuse me. 690 00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:53,302 For infinity, eventually... Okay, thanks. 691 00:42:53,304 --> 00:42:55,771 It's going to write Hamlet. 692 00:42:57,073 --> 00:42:58,807 That's ridiculous. 693 00:42:58,908 --> 00:43:00,342 I don't buy that. 694 00:43:00,344 --> 00:43:01,677 I don't know what there is to buy. 695 00:43:01,679 --> 00:43:03,879 A monkey's not going to type Hamlet. 696 00:43:03,881 --> 00:43:06,448 What, it's gonna get every letter perfectly in the right order 697 00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:08,584 including all the capitals and punctuation? 698 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,118 Eventually, yeah. 699 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,054 You guys are fucking crazy. There's no way... 700 00:43:12,056 --> 00:43:12,554 We're not crazy. 701 00:43:12,556 --> 00:43:15,457 You just don't understand the meaning of infinity. 702 00:43:16,559 --> 00:43:18,994 Okay, all right. All right. Emily, I'm sorry. Uh... 703 00:43:18,996 --> 00:43:20,929 Before my friends rudely interrupted you 704 00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:24,900 about some childish genius monkey typer thing, 705 00:43:24,902 --> 00:43:25,534 you were... 706 00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:28,804 You were pondering life on other planets. 707 00:43:29,639 --> 00:43:31,006 My whole life, 708 00:43:31,341 --> 00:43:34,109 I've loved knowing that I have 709 00:43:34,444 --> 00:43:36,211 the coolest, 710 00:43:36,913 --> 00:43:37,880 best friends in the world. 711 00:43:37,882 --> 00:43:40,215 - Thank you. But... - Of course. 712 00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:45,220 We're going to college. 713 00:43:47,056 --> 00:43:48,724 For four years. 714 00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:51,093 At least. 715 00:43:51,161 --> 00:43:52,394 At least. 716 00:43:52,396 --> 00:43:55,230 So like those people looking up at the stars, 717 00:43:55,232 --> 00:43:57,065 I wonder if I'll find 718 00:43:57,567 --> 00:43:59,134 another you. 719 00:44:00,870 --> 00:44:02,604 Or another Lily. 720 00:44:02,606 --> 00:44:04,973 Or another Serena. 721 00:44:07,377 --> 00:44:09,044 Kinda hope I do. 722 00:44:12,182 --> 00:44:13,649 You're right, it's weird. 723 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:16,952 We're gonna have a whole new group of friends. 724 00:44:18,588 --> 00:44:20,289 New everything. 725 00:44:20,457 --> 00:44:22,024 New beds. 726 00:44:22,026 --> 00:44:24,393 I love my bed. 727 00:44:24,561 --> 00:44:26,228 Yeah, a lot of guys do. 728 00:44:28,498 --> 00:44:30,933 New chill spots. New guys. 729 00:44:30,935 --> 00:44:33,402 New girls. Any girls. 730 00:44:33,404 --> 00:44:34,903 New rules. 731 00:44:34,905 --> 00:44:36,205 No rules. 732 00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:37,306 No curfew. 733 00:44:37,308 --> 00:44:39,241 No fucking curfew. 734 00:44:39,243 --> 00:44:40,476 No sneaking out. 735 00:44:40,478 --> 00:44:41,944 Or in. Or in. 736 00:44:45,148 --> 00:44:46,882 No parents. 737 00:44:53,156 --> 00:44:54,756 No parents. 738 00:44:56,993 --> 00:44:58,594 No family. 739 00:45:13,710 --> 00:45:15,310 It's beautiful, isn't it? 740 00:45:15,312 --> 00:45:17,813 Just all of us sitting here together. 741 00:45:18,081 --> 00:45:19,748 Quiet. 742 00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:24,152 Can't help wondering what you guys are thinking about right now. 743 00:45:24,154 --> 00:45:25,354 We were probably always 744 00:45:25,356 --> 00:45:27,422 thinking the same thing, right? 745 00:45:27,424 --> 00:45:29,424 Not the exact same thing, 746 00:45:29,826 --> 00:45:31,527 but similar. 747 00:45:33,096 --> 00:45:36,999 Probably thinking about how amazing today was. 748 00:45:37,934 --> 00:45:39,801 Jesse, man. 749 00:45:40,103 --> 00:45:41,970 Thank you for this day. 750 00:45:41,972 --> 00:45:44,640 You're probably all thinking about tomorrow. 751 00:45:45,942 --> 00:45:49,912 Venturing off to god knows where and what. 752 00:45:51,147 --> 00:45:52,781 But that's tomorrow. 753 00:45:52,783 --> 00:45:56,552 You know, that's over there. 754 00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:58,587 And before tomorrow happens, 755 00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:01,657 and the day after that, and the day after that, 756 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,828 all we have is right here. 757 00:46:11,401 --> 00:46:13,068 Amen, brother. 758 00:46:13,670 --> 00:46:14,603 Right. 759 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,972 Everything that... That matters 760 00:46:16,974 --> 00:46:18,373 is right here. 761 00:46:19,409 --> 00:46:21,376 I mean, think about that. 762 00:46:21,811 --> 00:46:23,145 While you guys are thinking about that, 763 00:46:23,147 --> 00:46:25,347 I want you to think about one more thing. 764 00:46:25,548 --> 00:46:29,418 And this is actually mainly just to 765 00:46:29,552 --> 00:46:31,653 Jen and/or Emily. 766 00:46:32,355 --> 00:46:34,823 I want you to think about this. 767 00:46:34,924 --> 00:46:36,758 And I mean this more than anything 768 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,994 I have ever said before. 769 00:46:41,431 --> 00:46:42,664 I am 770 00:46:42,799 --> 00:46:46,301 pretty amazing at eating pussy. 771 00:46:47,170 --> 00:46:48,737 Okay, no. All right. Okay. Hold it. 772 00:46:48,739 --> 00:46:51,039 That might have come out a little wrong. That's... 773 00:46:51,041 --> 00:46:53,041 I'm not... I'm just saying 774 00:46:53,043 --> 00:46:55,210 I'm a generous lover. 775 00:46:56,245 --> 00:46:58,513 Like, I enjoy giving back... 776 00:46:58,515 --> 00:47:00,382 No. To the people. 777 00:47:00,384 --> 00:47:01,617 What? 778 00:47:02,418 --> 00:47:03,285 What? 779 00:47:03,287 --> 00:47:04,453 No... all right. Okay. 780 00:47:04,455 --> 00:47:05,387 Aiden... 781 00:47:05,389 --> 00:47:07,556 We'll go back to the infinity monkey thing. 782 00:47:07,558 --> 00:47:10,459 Infinity? You want to talk about that now? 783 00:47:12,095 --> 00:47:12,794 Emily story. 784 00:47:12,796 --> 00:47:14,062 Tell me the Emily story. Oh. 785 00:47:14,064 --> 00:47:16,031 You have to tell me the Emily story. 786 00:47:16,033 --> 00:47:16,565 No. Not a chance. 787 00:47:16,567 --> 00:47:19,067 Come on. I will literally do anything for you, Emily. 788 00:47:19,069 --> 00:47:21,269 Emily. Emily. I will do anything for you. 789 00:47:21,271 --> 00:47:23,505 Just let Lily tell the story, please. 790 00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:26,074 Come on, throw him a bone. 791 00:47:26,943 --> 00:47:28,243 Anything? 792 00:47:28,344 --> 00:47:29,811 Anything. 793 00:47:32,982 --> 00:47:35,517 You'll thank me for it. Trust me. 794 00:47:36,085 --> 00:47:38,453 I'm gonna need another beer. 795 00:47:38,821 --> 00:47:39,621 Fucking right! 796 00:47:39,623 --> 00:47:42,691 You better be a man of your word. 797 00:47:50,333 --> 00:47:51,700 So I can? 798 00:47:53,102 --> 00:47:53,735 Em? 799 00:47:53,737 --> 00:47:55,303 No, stop. I can't do it. 800 00:47:55,305 --> 00:47:56,071 No. What? No. 801 00:47:56,073 --> 00:47:58,507 Okay, you're fucking killing me right now. 802 00:47:58,509 --> 00:47:59,808 Go. Go. 803 00:48:02,345 --> 00:48:03,745 Em wears pads. 804 00:48:04,547 --> 00:48:05,714 Yeah, like for her 805 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:08,116 period or whatever? I mean, so what? 806 00:48:08,118 --> 00:48:08,717 Oh, my god. 807 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,919 See, this is what I'm talking about. That's all they fucking do. 808 00:48:10,921 --> 00:48:12,821 They just talk about tampons and shit. 809 00:48:12,823 --> 00:48:15,757 The fact that she wears pads in meaningless. 810 00:48:15,759 --> 00:48:18,427 Okay, so the deal if off. It's fine. 811 00:48:18,429 --> 00:48:21,697 But why she wears pads... Oh, my god. 812 00:48:24,133 --> 00:48:24,666 They don't fit! 813 00:48:24,668 --> 00:48:29,671 They don't fit. I can't wear tampons because I can't get them in. 814 00:48:32,475 --> 00:48:33,775 What... 815 00:48:33,843 --> 00:48:35,343 I mean, that's... 816 00:48:35,611 --> 00:48:37,612 That's pretty cool. 'Cause like... 817 00:48:37,614 --> 00:48:40,649 I mean, that must mean you're really 818 00:48:40,817 --> 00:48:42,050 tight. 819 00:48:42,351 --> 00:48:45,721 Which is super dope. 820 00:48:47,724 --> 00:48:48,090 Right? 821 00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:50,425 Thank you, but it is definitely not dope. 822 00:48:50,427 --> 00:48:53,328 I don't mean to be graphic, but... 823 00:48:54,864 --> 00:48:55,764 Have you... 824 00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:57,566 You all, like, tried to help? 825 00:48:57,568 --> 00:48:59,000 Yeah, we like, tried one day. 826 00:48:59,002 --> 00:48:59,801 That's what girlfriends are for. 827 00:48:59,803 --> 00:49:01,903 I cannot believe we're having this conversation. 828 00:49:01,905 --> 00:49:06,208 I have yet to conduct a very thorough search party. 829 00:49:09,345 --> 00:49:10,979 I can help. 830 00:49:10,981 --> 00:49:12,114 Of course you can. 831 00:49:12,116 --> 00:49:13,749 I'm dead serious. 832 00:49:13,816 --> 00:49:14,483 I can help. 833 00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:17,586 Everybody should know their bodies inside and out. 834 00:49:17,588 --> 00:49:19,121 Found your purpose in life. 835 00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:21,656 Dude, I think you're absolutely right. 836 00:49:21,658 --> 00:49:23,692 I will conduct my own search party 837 00:49:23,694 --> 00:49:26,128 - whenever I damn please. - Yeah! 838 00:49:26,195 --> 00:49:27,763 Aye, aye, captain. 839 00:49:27,765 --> 00:49:30,031 Buried gold in them there waters. 840 00:49:31,467 --> 00:49:33,769 Just waiting to be found. 841 00:49:41,444 --> 00:49:42,778 Oh, shit. 842 00:49:44,947 --> 00:49:47,916 Speaking of finding gold. 843 00:49:49,652 --> 00:49:51,520 Forgot I had these. 844 00:49:52,789 --> 00:49:55,090 I was going to propose a little 845 00:49:55,324 --> 00:49:56,958 sunset trip. 846 00:49:57,727 --> 00:49:59,961 What do you think? Too late. 847 00:50:02,632 --> 00:50:04,599 Uh, I'm good, brother. 848 00:50:04,667 --> 00:50:07,002 Don't think I can be any happier. 849 00:50:07,703 --> 00:50:10,005 All right guys, no worries. 850 00:50:10,106 --> 00:50:11,506 I'll, um... 851 00:50:12,041 --> 00:50:13,809 I'll do it with you. 852 00:50:19,315 --> 00:50:20,549 Why not? 853 00:50:22,652 --> 00:50:24,452 Right. Yeah. Sure, of course. 854 00:50:24,454 --> 00:50:27,189 What is she doing? 855 00:50:39,936 --> 00:50:40,869 I... 856 00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:43,371 You've obviously never rolled with Aiden before. 857 00:50:43,373 --> 00:50:45,907 - Shut up. - What? What's up? 858 00:50:50,813 --> 00:50:53,114 I'd like to say a little something 859 00:50:53,116 --> 00:50:54,683 before taking it. 860 00:50:55,484 --> 00:50:59,120 I'm more ceremonial. 861 00:51:05,995 --> 00:51:07,929 Does that sound weird? 862 00:51:11,167 --> 00:51:12,634 It sounds nice. 863 00:51:13,035 --> 00:51:14,336 Okay. 864 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:20,242 You guys will be missed. 865 00:51:20,476 --> 00:51:22,711 But, with us in spirit. 866 00:51:22,713 --> 00:51:24,446 Yes, we are. 867 00:51:24,780 --> 00:51:26,114 Or we will. 868 00:51:30,186 --> 00:51:31,953 I don't want to get too 869 00:51:31,955 --> 00:51:34,589 carried away or anything but, uh... 870 00:51:39,528 --> 00:51:43,064 Thank you for joining me. 871 00:51:46,068 --> 00:51:48,203 Don't I get to say something? 872 00:51:50,373 --> 00:51:51,873 Yeah, sorry. 873 00:51:56,612 --> 00:51:57,812 Sorry, Emily. 874 00:51:57,814 --> 00:52:00,348 You can look at all the planets, 875 00:52:00,350 --> 00:52:03,752 or colleges, that you like, 876 00:52:04,020 --> 00:52:07,088 but you will never find what we have. 877 00:52:07,757 --> 00:52:09,057 You three 878 00:52:12,094 --> 00:52:13,962 are my everything. 879 00:52:15,998 --> 00:52:17,632 I love you guys. 880 00:52:18,134 --> 00:52:19,534 I love you. 881 00:52:21,637 --> 00:52:24,973 Thank you for letting me join you. 882 00:52:42,058 --> 00:52:44,159 There's no turning back now. 883 00:52:44,961 --> 00:52:46,461 I'm jealous. 884 00:52:46,696 --> 00:52:48,530 This is my favorite part. 885 00:52:49,598 --> 00:52:51,232 Why? What do you mean? 886 00:52:51,434 --> 00:52:53,468 The sweet anticipation. 887 00:52:53,536 --> 00:52:54,836 Exactly. 888 00:52:55,638 --> 00:52:57,539 - I don't know about that. - I actually think 889 00:52:57,541 --> 00:52:59,140 the most fun part about it is that 890 00:52:59,142 --> 00:53:02,744 it gives me just insane staminance. 891 00:53:03,512 --> 00:53:05,046 Are you fucking serious? 892 00:53:05,048 --> 00:53:06,247 I literally... I can't come on it. 893 00:53:06,249 --> 00:53:08,650 - Oh, thank you for that. - I can't. 894 00:53:08,718 --> 00:53:09,985 Staminance? 895 00:53:11,121 --> 00:53:12,354 Staminance, yeah. 896 00:53:12,356 --> 00:53:14,155 - Okay. - What? 897 00:53:14,157 --> 00:53:15,557 You're over buzzed. 898 00:53:15,559 --> 00:53:16,057 Why am I... 899 00:53:16,059 --> 00:53:18,660 How is that hopeless? That's staminance. 900 00:53:20,563 --> 00:53:21,930 The fuck? 901 00:53:23,699 --> 00:53:25,800 Emily asked if I'm ready. 902 00:53:26,802 --> 00:53:28,136 Hell, no. 903 00:53:30,039 --> 00:53:31,339 I mean, 904 00:53:31,774 --> 00:53:35,310 throw a whole bunch of scared shitless, confused kids 905 00:53:35,312 --> 00:53:36,811 into a brand new world. 906 00:53:36,813 --> 00:53:41,082 And, oh, yeah, let's make sure they're totally alone. 907 00:53:42,651 --> 00:53:46,021 I mean, whose fucking great idea was that? 908 00:53:47,990 --> 00:53:51,192 That's why I'm taking it so hard. 909 00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:56,031 I'm scared too. 910 00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,100 Yeah, we all are. 911 00:53:59,468 --> 00:54:00,835 You're scared? 912 00:54:01,037 --> 00:54:02,370 Of course. 913 00:54:02,705 --> 00:54:04,539 Never seen you scared. 914 00:54:04,607 --> 00:54:07,208 You're the toughest girl know. 915 00:54:08,144 --> 00:54:09,244 Really? 916 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,478 Yeah. 917 00:54:11,247 --> 00:54:14,482 I always assumed you thought I was kind of a nerd? 918 00:54:14,484 --> 00:54:15,450 A nerd? 919 00:54:15,452 --> 00:54:19,320 I voted you most likely to succeed. We all did. 920 00:54:19,655 --> 00:54:23,058 I... I think we're all just nervous about 921 00:54:23,060 --> 00:54:26,561 leaving home and starting something new. 922 00:54:26,563 --> 00:54:28,063 - But... - But 923 00:54:28,130 --> 00:54:31,099 that's also the coolest part about it. 924 00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:32,467 Exactly. 925 00:54:34,036 --> 00:54:35,203 The thing that makes it terrifying, 926 00:54:35,205 --> 00:54:40,175 is the same thing that makes it fucking awesome. 927 00:54:40,609 --> 00:54:43,912 I mean, we get to get out of here 928 00:54:44,847 --> 00:54:46,815 and start all over. 929 00:54:47,483 --> 00:54:49,350 That's just it, though. 930 00:54:50,319 --> 00:54:52,454 I really like this. 931 00:54:53,656 --> 00:54:55,690 I really liked it here. 932 00:54:57,726 --> 00:54:58,993 Shit, I... 933 00:54:59,128 --> 00:55:00,528 I love this. 934 00:55:00,729 --> 00:55:02,063 We all do. 935 00:55:02,198 --> 00:55:04,065 Speak for yourself. 936 00:55:04,166 --> 00:55:06,234 We all do. Even Jen. 937 00:55:06,902 --> 00:55:08,970 But this isn't going anywhere. 938 00:55:09,038 --> 00:55:10,305 We are. 939 00:55:11,874 --> 00:55:13,308 All I know, 940 00:55:14,577 --> 00:55:17,712 or knew, anyway... 941 00:55:18,547 --> 00:55:22,951 But it seemed a little less horrible with my best friend there. 942 00:55:22,953 --> 00:55:25,653 Maybe that makes me a coward. 943 00:55:34,396 --> 00:55:37,232 It's a precious and fragile thing, 944 00:55:37,234 --> 00:55:39,434 someone counting on you. 945 00:55:40,269 --> 00:55:42,871 You were always there for everyone, dad. 946 00:55:44,006 --> 00:55:45,240 Oscar. 947 00:55:46,976 --> 00:55:47,675 Oscar... 948 00:55:47,677 --> 00:55:50,178 Weren't you afraid of letting them down? 949 00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:53,047 - Hmm? - Let me get another. 950 00:56:01,557 --> 00:56:03,057 No. 951 00:56:03,059 --> 00:56:06,594 There's... there aren't... There's no more, man. 952 00:56:07,963 --> 00:56:10,698 Nope. Gone. All right. 953 00:56:11,333 --> 00:56:12,634 I'm gonna get some more. 954 00:56:12,636 --> 00:56:15,503 You should grab me one. 955 00:56:21,343 --> 00:56:23,912 - What's up? - So, what's up? 956 00:56:23,914 --> 00:56:26,014 Can I at least sit on the couch? 957 00:56:31,220 --> 00:56:33,821 I would give my life for these guys. 958 00:56:33,823 --> 00:56:36,958 But that's easy to say, isn't it? 959 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:38,293 Don't get too close, Oscar. 960 00:56:41,198 --> 00:56:44,699 I don't know what you're about to do to me. 961 00:56:45,601 --> 00:56:46,634 If I'm being honest, 962 00:56:46,636 --> 00:56:48,336 I'm not sure I'd do a great job 963 00:56:48,338 --> 00:56:50,004 of actually putting their lives, 964 00:56:50,006 --> 00:56:52,941 their hopes and dreams before mine. 965 00:56:53,609 --> 00:56:55,276 Am I supposed to? 966 00:56:55,278 --> 00:56:56,611 Did you? 967 00:56:59,481 --> 00:57:00,848 I guess 968 00:57:01,016 --> 00:57:02,417 my brain knows. 969 00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:03,284 But my heart still sees 970 00:57:03,286 --> 00:57:05,687 my parents like I did when I was a little kid 971 00:57:05,689 --> 00:57:07,522 and I kind of love that. 972 00:57:08,257 --> 00:57:09,591 Really? 973 00:57:11,393 --> 00:57:12,894 I'm jealous. 974 00:57:13,829 --> 00:57:16,497 Wait, what're we talking about here, what? 975 00:57:17,166 --> 00:57:19,534 The punch-the-gut moment 976 00:57:19,536 --> 00:57:22,070 when you realize your parents are 977 00:57:22,605 --> 00:57:25,273 flawed and screwed up human beings 978 00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:27,542 just like everybody else. 979 00:57:29,044 --> 00:57:30,345 It's brutal. 980 00:57:31,947 --> 00:57:34,382 It's really like a moment though? 981 00:57:35,718 --> 00:57:36,451 I feel like... 982 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:39,721 I feel like it's more like a process. 983 00:57:39,723 --> 00:57:42,724 Like a... like a rite of passage. 984 00:57:43,292 --> 00:57:44,659 You know, like... 985 00:57:44,661 --> 00:57:47,662 Like every kid has to go through it. 986 00:57:49,298 --> 00:57:50,698 Not every kid. 987 00:57:55,204 --> 00:57:58,406 I've never really thought about it before. 988 00:57:58,907 --> 00:58:00,141 But 989 00:58:00,943 --> 00:58:03,144 maybe I just discovered the one 990 00:58:03,146 --> 00:58:05,380 beautiful thing about my dad, 991 00:58:05,382 --> 00:58:07,548 passing away when he did. 992 00:58:10,619 --> 00:58:11,953 In my eyes, 993 00:58:13,289 --> 00:58:14,956 my dad is perfect. 994 00:58:16,025 --> 00:58:18,393 It's the only way I ever saw him. 995 00:58:19,094 --> 00:58:22,297 And it's the only way I will ever see him. 996 00:58:23,265 --> 00:58:26,200 My dad will always be perfect. 997 00:58:27,636 --> 00:58:29,537 He is perfect, man. 998 00:58:32,274 --> 00:58:35,543 Well, for me it was a moment. 999 00:58:37,446 --> 00:58:38,746 One moment. 1000 00:58:39,615 --> 00:58:42,083 It was the day after my 16th birthday and 1001 00:58:42,085 --> 00:58:44,819 I was still sad the night before 'cause 1002 00:58:44,821 --> 00:58:47,555 my dad got in yet another fight 1003 00:58:47,557 --> 00:58:50,358 with his flavor of the month girlfriend and 1004 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,261 basically ruined my birthday. 1005 00:58:56,298 --> 00:58:59,467 He whispered something to her at the restaurant and 1006 00:58:59,469 --> 00:59:00,635 the next thing I knew, 1007 00:59:00,637 --> 00:59:02,136 she stormed out. 1008 00:59:03,706 --> 00:59:08,743 You know, it was actually a thrill to see the bitch go. 1009 00:59:10,979 --> 00:59:13,314 But even though he stayed, 1010 00:59:16,352 --> 00:59:18,286 he wasn't really there. 1011 00:59:19,355 --> 00:59:22,323 His mind and his heart 1012 00:59:22,325 --> 00:59:25,226 were clearly somewhere else. 1013 00:59:28,864 --> 00:59:30,765 And maybe I'm being like, 1014 00:59:30,767 --> 00:59:32,200 a bit selfish, 1015 00:59:32,202 --> 00:59:36,270 but I sort of thought that 1016 00:59:36,839 --> 00:59:38,639 his mind and his heart 1017 00:59:38,641 --> 00:59:41,642 should be on his 16-year-old daughter. 1018 00:59:45,047 --> 00:59:49,250 But the actual fight wasn't... 1019 00:59:51,653 --> 00:59:52,887 The... 1020 00:59:54,189 --> 00:59:57,325 The punch, it was the next day, 1021 00:59:58,060 --> 01:00:01,229 when I asked my dad what had happened, 1022 01:00:02,431 --> 01:00:05,166 turns out, he said to her, 1023 01:00:08,737 --> 01:00:13,408 "you are the most beautiful woman in this restaurant." 1024 01:00:16,045 --> 01:00:22,550 And before pouring her wine on him and storming out, 1025 01:00:22,951 --> 01:00:24,719 she said, 1026 01:00:24,721 --> 01:00:30,658 "how dare you look at every other woman in here." 1027 01:00:34,130 --> 01:00:36,264 Wow. Yeah. 1028 01:00:36,266 --> 01:00:37,899 Wow. 1029 01:00:40,869 --> 01:00:43,571 And in that moment... 1030 01:00:44,339 --> 01:00:45,873 I asked myself, 1031 01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:46,874 "what kind of person..." 1032 01:00:46,876 --> 01:00:50,545 Can actually say something like that? No. 1033 01:00:53,682 --> 01:00:55,983 "What kind of person 1034 01:00:57,453 --> 01:00:59,921 "would date a person 1035 01:01:02,090 --> 01:01:04,192 "who would say that?" 1036 01:01:07,896 --> 01:01:10,498 That was like 1037 01:01:13,302 --> 01:01:15,336 a gut punch. 1038 01:01:21,910 --> 01:01:23,878 Yeah. 1039 01:01:28,817 --> 01:01:30,751 What are you doing? 1040 01:01:31,453 --> 01:01:32,553 What are you doing? 1041 01:01:32,555 --> 01:01:35,690 I don't know. You made me cry. 1042 01:01:39,228 --> 01:01:41,028 Thanks. 1043 01:01:48,270 --> 01:01:49,871 Thanks. 1044 01:01:50,405 --> 01:01:52,306 Gonna miss you guys. 1045 01:01:54,476 --> 01:01:55,843 Honestly. 1046 01:01:55,845 --> 01:01:57,445 Hmm. 1047 01:01:57,447 --> 01:01:58,579 I never thought 1048 01:01:58,581 --> 01:02:02,517 I would hear those words from your mouth. 1049 01:02:02,519 --> 01:02:04,185 I know. 1050 01:02:04,187 --> 01:02:07,355 Who are you? It feels heart. 1051 01:02:14,563 --> 01:02:16,664 Oh, no, I was going to, um... 1052 01:02:16,666 --> 01:02:18,633 Ah, sorry, I thought... 1053 01:02:20,502 --> 01:02:23,037 Are you in a hurry to get back? 1054 01:02:42,090 --> 01:02:44,258 Get good grades. 1055 01:02:45,260 --> 01:02:48,529 Get your extra-curriculars going. 1056 01:02:50,098 --> 01:02:51,666 Get sat tutors. 1057 01:02:51,668 --> 01:02:55,670 Get good sat scores. Get into a good school. 1058 01:02:55,804 --> 01:02:58,773 I just realized the entire purpose of my life so far 1059 01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:01,208 is been to get into college. 1060 01:03:01,376 --> 01:03:03,044 That's true. 1061 01:03:04,713 --> 01:03:06,914 And what do we do now? 1062 01:03:07,215 --> 01:03:07,682 What do we do 1063 01:03:07,684 --> 01:03:11,385 now that we've done the thing we've spent our entire life doing. 1064 01:03:14,423 --> 01:03:18,759 I guess we do the next thing we'll spend our entire life doing. 1065 01:03:21,129 --> 01:03:24,231 So, I guess in a way our first life is over? 1066 01:03:27,502 --> 01:03:29,003 I guess it is. 1067 01:03:30,405 --> 01:03:31,939 Any regrets? 1068 01:03:36,244 --> 01:03:39,780 Who's got time for should have, would have, could haves? 1069 01:03:54,463 --> 01:03:55,997 Em... 1070 01:04:01,470 --> 01:04:03,871 I am not your type, I get it. 1071 01:04:03,873 --> 01:04:05,306 Em... 1072 01:04:09,144 --> 01:04:10,845 You're beautiful. 1073 01:04:11,546 --> 01:04:13,514 You're smart. 1074 01:04:15,484 --> 01:04:17,618 You're every guy's type. 1075 01:04:19,688 --> 01:04:21,722 Not every guy's. 1076 01:04:24,993 --> 01:04:27,928 I think you're amazing. I... I just... 1077 01:04:36,505 --> 01:04:39,373 So if my first life 1078 01:04:39,375 --> 01:04:42,009 is over and my next life starts tomorrow, 1079 01:04:42,011 --> 01:04:46,180 that kind of means this didn't happen, right? 1080 01:04:48,483 --> 01:04:50,651 A monkey can type Hamlet. 1081 01:04:50,653 --> 01:04:53,254 I guess that whole space-time continuum theory 1082 01:04:53,256 --> 01:04:55,623 can make this moment disappear. 1083 01:04:56,692 --> 01:04:58,926 Wait... what moment? 1084 01:04:59,995 --> 01:05:01,362 What? 1085 01:05:06,668 --> 01:05:11,605 You know I was thinking of trying to get laid before going to college. 1086 01:05:12,140 --> 01:05:14,508 Yeah, I kind of figured that out. 1087 01:05:14,510 --> 01:05:17,178 I was thinking it could be you. 1088 01:05:17,446 --> 01:05:19,346 Kind of figured that out too. 1089 01:06:03,425 --> 01:06:06,127 It's magical, isn't it? 1090 01:06:06,628 --> 01:06:08,629 Yes, it is. 1091 01:06:09,364 --> 01:06:11,265 It's a perfect... 1092 01:06:11,267 --> 01:06:13,667 Chill spot, right? 1093 01:06:13,669 --> 01:06:15,069 That's exactly what I was going to say. 1094 01:06:15,071 --> 01:06:18,172 Didn't know anybody else used that term. 1095 01:06:22,544 --> 01:06:25,946 Right tribe, and the right chill spot. 1096 01:06:27,883 --> 01:06:29,550 That's all you need. 1097 01:06:39,294 --> 01:06:42,029 How long have I been rubbing this peach? 1098 01:06:58,747 --> 01:07:01,248 Fuck it! Come on, staminence! 1099 01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:03,984 Let's see how amazing you really are. 1100 01:07:04,152 --> 01:07:06,620 What? What? 1101 01:07:07,889 --> 01:07:09,190 Are you coming or not? 1102 01:07:09,192 --> 01:07:11,892 With you? Yeah, let's go. 1103 01:07:13,829 --> 01:07:15,362 Oh, yeah! Go! 1104 01:07:15,364 --> 01:07:16,063 Fuck, yeah! 1105 01:07:16,065 --> 01:07:17,765 - Okay. - And bring a blanket. 1106 01:07:17,767 --> 01:07:18,899 Move, please. 1107 01:07:18,901 --> 01:07:20,734 Have fun storming the castle. 1108 01:07:20,736 --> 01:07:23,871 - Hurry up, staminence. - Coming. 1109 01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:27,241 Look at this. 1110 01:07:28,743 --> 01:07:30,311 Incredible. 1111 01:08:08,717 --> 01:08:11,385 I can't believe this is happening. 1112 01:08:34,376 --> 01:08:36,543 Kissing you feels... 1113 01:08:36,545 --> 01:08:39,079 I'm sorry, I know it's not... 1114 01:08:39,081 --> 01:08:41,081 amazing. 1115 01:08:41,516 --> 01:08:42,449 What? 1116 01:08:42,451 --> 01:08:45,286 I think you're amazing. 1117 01:08:48,390 --> 01:08:49,890 What? 1118 01:08:50,525 --> 01:08:53,327 How did I not see it before? 1119 01:08:54,262 --> 01:08:56,697 How did I not see you? 1120 01:08:59,401 --> 01:09:01,635 I think you're beautiful. 1121 01:09:12,380 --> 01:09:14,114 Ridiculous. Um... 1122 01:09:15,050 --> 01:09:19,353 I guess good old-fashioned missionary for me. 1123 01:09:20,922 --> 01:09:23,090 I know, I know. It's pretty boring 1124 01:09:23,092 --> 01:09:25,392 as far as that stuff goes. 1125 01:09:55,256 --> 01:09:56,991 Is this really happening? 1126 01:09:56,993 --> 01:09:58,492 Yeah. 1127 01:09:58,860 --> 01:10:01,628 Is it boring enough for you? 1128 01:10:03,465 --> 01:10:06,567 It's the perfect amount of boring. 1129 01:10:23,618 --> 01:10:25,285 Purple, chicken and waffles... Uh-huh. 1130 01:10:25,287 --> 01:10:25,853 Shakedown street. 1131 01:10:25,855 --> 01:10:28,155 Dead poet society... Oh, and... Okay. 1132 01:10:28,157 --> 01:10:30,891 Sixteen candles, the big Lebowski, dazed and confused, 1133 01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:32,393 Annie hall, groundhog day... Uh-huh. 1134 01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:33,961 One flew over the cuckoo's nest, 1135 01:10:33,963 --> 01:10:35,329 it's a wonderful life. Right. 1136 01:10:35,331 --> 01:10:37,197 Toy story, stand by me. 1137 01:10:37,632 --> 01:10:40,467 Breakfast club, fight club... 1138 01:10:40,769 --> 01:10:41,468 I just... 1139 01:10:41,470 --> 01:10:43,570 I could never pick just one. 1140 01:10:43,572 --> 01:10:45,372 So, yeah, uh... 1141 01:10:46,508 --> 01:10:48,008 Oh, and... 1142 01:10:49,711 --> 01:10:51,278 Being on top. 1143 01:10:52,881 --> 01:10:53,847 I, uh... 1144 01:10:53,849 --> 01:10:56,116 I haven't seen that one. 1145 01:10:56,118 --> 01:10:58,352 It's not a movie. 1146 01:11:01,022 --> 01:11:02,489 Okay. 1147 01:11:06,161 --> 01:11:09,263 I don't ever want this to end. 1148 01:11:12,100 --> 01:11:15,169 Oh, my god, it's not going to end, is it? 1149 01:11:15,470 --> 01:11:19,073 Oscar said it's really hard to come on ecstasy. 1150 01:11:19,874 --> 01:11:21,475 I mean, normally... 1151 01:11:21,477 --> 01:11:22,976 I would have been coming by now. 1152 01:11:22,978 --> 01:11:26,213 Normally, I... I should be coming, you know. 1153 01:11:27,882 --> 01:11:29,783 But I'm not going to. 1154 01:11:36,391 --> 01:11:38,759 I'm so grateful for that. 1155 01:11:43,832 --> 01:11:47,267 I'm just so grateful for you. 1156 01:11:48,103 --> 01:11:50,537 And for everything. 1157 01:11:51,272 --> 01:11:54,575 I'm just so fucking full of gratitude. 1158 01:11:57,245 --> 01:11:59,580 You were my answer, 1159 01:11:59,582 --> 01:12:00,881 Serena. 1160 01:12:03,952 --> 01:12:05,919 Jesse asked us 1161 01:12:05,921 --> 01:12:08,522 what would make this day perfect. 1162 01:12:08,524 --> 01:12:11,024 You said having sex with me? 1163 01:12:14,129 --> 01:12:15,629 No. 1164 01:12:17,232 --> 01:12:19,766 I said, "telling you..." 1165 01:12:21,236 --> 01:12:23,337 Telling me what? 1166 01:12:25,373 --> 01:12:29,643 That I've loved you for... 1167 01:12:30,211 --> 01:12:31,945 Well, forever. 1168 01:12:35,650 --> 01:12:37,618 Pardon my manners. 1169 01:13:16,291 --> 01:13:18,592 So, maybe I was wrong. 1170 01:13:20,094 --> 01:13:22,529 Maybe when it's real love, 1171 01:13:23,298 --> 01:13:26,266 the falling-in-love part never ends. 1172 01:13:27,769 --> 01:13:30,204 You, um, want to head back? 1173 01:13:30,672 --> 01:13:31,905 Yeah. 1174 01:14:13,414 --> 01:14:15,249 Oscar was right. 1175 01:14:16,618 --> 01:14:18,118 Not a bad day. 1176 01:14:27,562 --> 01:14:29,162 75. 1177 01:14:31,866 --> 01:14:33,567 What's that? 1178 01:14:34,335 --> 01:14:36,470 75 is 1179 01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:40,507 the miles from Berkeley to Santa Cruz. 1180 01:14:43,244 --> 01:14:44,745 75 is the miles 1181 01:14:44,747 --> 01:14:48,749 I will drop everything and drive whenever you need. 1182 01:14:50,018 --> 01:14:54,254 75 is the miles I hope you'll drive whenever I need you. 1183 01:14:56,324 --> 01:14:57,891 Of course. 1184 01:14:58,893 --> 01:15:01,228 75 miles is nothing. 1185 01:15:01,596 --> 01:15:03,997 You won't be alone. 1186 01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:15,809 75 miles is nothing. 1187 01:15:24,319 --> 01:15:26,019 Good day, man. 1188 01:18:25,700 --> 01:18:27,901 - Hi. - Hi. 1189 01:18:38,179 --> 01:18:41,781 Uh, can I have my shirt? 1190 01:18:43,084 --> 01:18:45,685 Um, yeah. Yeah. 1191 01:18:47,455 --> 01:18:49,222 Thank you. 1192 01:19:07,441 --> 01:19:09,509 I'm going to go. 1193 01:23:20,828 --> 01:23:23,830 I wish you could see this. 1194 01:23:24,899 --> 01:23:27,400 Wish you could see them. 1195 01:23:29,937 --> 01:23:32,405 I wish you could see me. 1196 01:23:48,923 --> 01:23:50,957 Who am I? 1197 01:23:57,298 --> 01:23:59,532 I'm your son.