0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 1 00:00:20,104 --> 00:00:22,605 [ Typewriter Clacking ] 2 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:35,410 - [ Bell Dings ] - [ Slides Carriage Return ] 3 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:38,621 ♪♪ [ Acoustic Intro ] 4 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:58,933 ♪ The only time I feel good falling ♪ 5 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:02,854 ♪ Is when I'm falling fast and hard for you ♪ 6 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:09,402 ♪ The last two digits when I'm calling ♪ 7 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:13,990 ♪ Fade away but somehow I'll get through ♪ 8 00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:20,079 ♪ The only time I feel good sinking ♪ 9 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:24,667 ♪ Is when I'm sinking fast and deep for you ♪ 10 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:30,590 ♪ You caught me as I was winking ♪ 11 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:36,512 ♪ Now I think my winking days are through ♪ 12 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:42,518 ♪ Could it be another change ♪ 13 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:47,899 ♪ To come and rearrange? ♪ 14 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:54,280 ♪ Why can't she just feel that way I do? ♪♪ 15 00:01:57,701 --> 00:02:00,119 [ Boy Narrating ] Dear friend... 16 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:04,457 I am writing to you because she said you listen and understand. 17 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:06,626 And didn't try to sleep with that person at that party... 18 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:08,419 even though you could have. 19 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:12,089 Please, don't try to figure out who I am. 20 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:14,258 I don't want you to do that. 21 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:17,303 I just need to know that people like you exist. 22 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:19,680 Like, if you met me you wouldn't... 23 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:23,768 think I was the weird kid who spent time in the hospital. 24 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:28,523 And I wouldn't make you nervous. 25 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:33,319 I hope it's okay for me to think that. 26 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,696 You see, I haven't really talked to anyone... 27 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:37,907 outside of my family all summer. 28 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:41,285 But tomorrow is my first day of high school ever. 29 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:44,205 And I need to turn things around. 30 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:46,958 So I have a plan. 31 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,835 As I enter the school for the first time... 32 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,670 I will visualize what it will be like... 33 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:53,714 on the last day of my senior year. 34 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:56,175 Unfortunately, I counted and that's— 35 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:57,343 [ Bell Ringing ] 36 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,554 Hop, freshman toads! Hop! Let's move it! 37 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:03,182 1 ,385 days from now. 38 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,476 We worked out all summer. Rock hard. 39 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:07,645 Hey, you know what? Why don't you guys get a room? 40 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:12,316 Just 1 ,385 days. 41 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:16,237 In the meantime, I'd hoped that my sister, Candace, and her boyfriend, Derek... 42 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,322 would have let me eat lunch with their Earth Club. 43 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:19,740 Seniors only. 44 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,202 What are you doing with that plastic spork? 45 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:25,413 I don't wanna bring back silverware. 46 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:29,876 Derek, you're Earth Club treasurer. Come on! 47 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,378 When my sister said "No," I thought... 48 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:36,424 maybe my old friend Susan would wanna have lunch with me. 49 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:40,511 In middle school, Susan was very fun to be around... 50 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:43,598 but now she doesn't like to say "Hi" to me anymore. 51 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:45,182 And then there's Brad Hays. 52 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:48,269 Before my older brother went to play football for Penn State... 53 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:49,979 he and Brad played together... 54 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,648 so I thought maybe he'd say "Hi" to me. 55 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,400 But Brad's a senior. 56 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:57,236 And I'm me. So who am I kidding? 57 00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:59,447 On the bright side... 58 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:02,909 one senior decided to make fun of the teacher instead of the freshmen. 59 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:05,953 He even drew on Mr. Callahan's legendary goatee... 60 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:07,413 with a grease pencil. 61 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,207 [ Students Laughing ] 62 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:12,919 The prick punch is not a toy. 63 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,880 I learned that back in 'Nam in '68. 64 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,757 "Callahan," sergeant said... 65 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:18,883 "you put down that prick punch. 66 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,927 You go kill some gooks." 67 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,803 And you know what happened? 68 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:26,432 That prick punch killed my best friend in a Saigon whorehouse. 69 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:29,810 [ Sighs ] I heard you were gonna be in my class. 70 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:31,187 Are you proud to be a senior... 71 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:34,315 having to take freshman shop, Patty-Cakes? 72 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,108 Look, my name is Patrick. 73 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:38,361 Either you call me Patrick Or you call me nothing. 74 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,446 Okay, Nothing. 75 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:44,367 [ Boy Narrating ] I felt really bad for Patrick. 76 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:48,245 He wasn't doing the impersonation to be mean or anything. 77 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:51,207 He was just trying to make us freshmen feel better. 78 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,126 Nothing, why don't you read first? 79 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:56,837 All right. "Chapter One. 80 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:58,923 Surviving your fascist shop teacher... 81 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:00,716 who needs to put kids down to feel big." 82 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,094 Oh, wow, this is useful, guys. We should read on. 83 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,303 [ Students Laughing ] 84 00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:07,473 My last class of the day is Advanced English... 85 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,350 and I'm really excited to finally learn... 86 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,061 with the smartest kids in the school. 87 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:15,147 Nice Trapper Keeper, faggot. 88 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:18,567 Believe it or not, she's gotten straight A's since kindergarten. 89 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,904 Shh! 90 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,447 I'm Mr. Anderson. 91 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:25,700 I'm gonna be your teacher for freshman English. 92 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,118 This semester we're gonna learn about... 93 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:29,120 Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird. 94 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:30,621 Genius book. 95 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:32,790 Now, who'd like to get out of the first pop quiz? 96 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:37,670 I'm shocked. All right. Well, you can skip the quiz... 97 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:40,131 if you tell me which author invented the paperback book. 98 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,508 Anyone? 99 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,260 He was British. 100 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,220 He also invented the serial. 101 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:50,725 In fact, at the end of the third chapter of his first novel... 102 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:54,979 he had a man hanging from a cliff by his fingernails. 103 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:56,731 Hence the term "cliff hanger." 104 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:59,358 Anybody? 105 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:01,402 - Yeah? - Shakespeare. 106 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:03,154 That's a great guess, but no. 107 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:04,947 Shakespeare didn't write novels. 108 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,450 Anybody else? 109 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:08,534 Hmm? 110 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,245 The author... 111 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:17,460 was Charles Dickens. 112 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,754 However, if you and I had gone to a Shakespeare play... 113 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,672 it would have cost us four pennies. 114 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:22,882 Can you imagine that? 115 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:25,551 We would have put those pennies in a metal box. 116 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,553 The ushers would lock it in the office. 117 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,221 And that's where we get the term— 118 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:30,723 [ Together ] Cash register. 119 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,349 [ Chattering ] 120 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:33,392 Office Max. 121 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:35,061 I'll give you a free "A" on anything... 122 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:37,188 except the final term paper if you get it right. 123 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,651 Box office. 124 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,111 [ Students Sighing ] 125 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:45,279 [ Bell Ringing ] 126 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,156 You should learn to participate. 127 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:51,702 Why didn't you raise your hand? 128 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,957 They call you the "teacher's pet"? 129 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,334 "Freak"? That kinda thing? 130 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:01,045 I used to get "spaz". 131 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,505 I mean, come on, "spaz"? 132 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,386 You know, I heard you had a tough time last year. 133 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:12,348 But they say if you make one friend... 134 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,558 on your first day, you're doing okay. 135 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:16,519 Thank you, sir, but if my English teacher... 136 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,270 is the only friend I make today... 137 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,439 that would be sort of depressing. 138 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:22,817 Yeah, I can see that. [ Chuckles ] 139 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:25,444 Don't worry, Mr. Anderson, I'm okay. 140 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:26,529 Thanks. 141 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:32,493 [ Bell Ringing ] 142 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:35,412 I would happily not take shop— 143 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,540 Hey, freshman toad. 144 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:43,838 [ Boy Narrating ] Well, I have 1 ,384 days to go. 145 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,258 Just so I say it to someone... 146 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:50,177 high school is even worse than middle school. 147 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,806 If my parents ask me about it... 148 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:56,142 I probably won't tell them the truth... 149 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,518 because I don't want them... 150 00:07:57,602 --> 00:08:00,563 to worry that I might get bad again. 151 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:03,482 If my Aunt Helen were still here, I could talk to her... 152 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:05,151 and I know she would understand... 153 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,653 how I'm both happy and sad. 154 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:11,031 And I'm still trying to figure out how that could be. 155 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:13,951 I just hope I make a friend soon. 156 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:16,704 Love always, Charlie. 157 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,540 [ Mother ] Charlie? Come on. 158 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,375 Mmm. 159 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,794 This chicken paprikash is delicious. 160 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:25,838 [ Mother ] Thank you, Derek. It's Charlie's favorite. 161 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:29,675 He was a little nervous about starting high school today, so I made it for him. 162 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,594 Feel a little silly about being nervous now, huh, Champ? 163 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,722 Yes, sir. I sure do. 164 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:37,016 I told you, just give 'em a smile... 165 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,517 and be yourself. 166 00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:40,728 - That's how you— - Make friends in the real world. 167 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:42,354 You're cruisin' for a bruisin'. 168 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:45,274 Freshman year is tough, but... 169 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,234 you really find yourself. 170 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,200 Thanks, Derek. 171 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:56,202 You could have been a little nicer to Derek. 172 00:08:56,286 --> 00:09:00,122 I'm sorry, the kid's a pussy. I can't stand him. 173 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,374 - I really hope you love the mix tape I made. - I do. 174 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:05,461 - [ Derek ] The cover is hand-painted. - Oh, wow. 175 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,049 [ Sighs ] 176 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,759 Hey, Charlie, you want this? 177 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,303 Are you sure? 178 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,347 [ Whispering ] He gives me one every week. 179 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:21,477 [ Derek On Tape ] Hey, babe. 180 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:26,023 This next one might be a little sad, but it reminded me of your eyes. 181 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:31,820 ♪ Sing me to sleep ♪ 182 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:35,241 ♪ I'm tired and I ♪ 183 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:38,661 ♪ I want to go to bed ♪ 184 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:44,416 ♪ Sing me to sleep ♪ 185 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:47,002 Did you already do the term paper on To Kill a Mockingbird? 186 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,462 No. 187 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:51,090 Get him. 188 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:55,594 ♪ Don't try to wake me in the morning ♪ 189 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:59,181 ♪ 'Cause I will be gone ♪ 190 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:07,690 ♪ Don't feel bad for me ♪ 191 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:12,361 ♪ I want you to know ♪ 192 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:20,244 ♪ Deep in the cell of my heart ♪ 193 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:24,540 ♪ I will feel so glad to go ♪♪ 194 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,340 [ Cheerleaders Cheering ] 195 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:50,649 [ Blows Whistle ] 196 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:52,401 [ Cheering ] 197 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:58,490 Let's go, Devils! 198 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,075 [ Cheering ] 199 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,583 [ Patrick ] Right. Come on, offense! 200 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,460 - Hey, Nothing. - Hey, Nothing. 201 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:11,003 Oh, suck it, virginity pledges. 202 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,964 Suck it. 203 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:17,468 Oh, you're in trouble now, Jaguars! 204 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,732 Hey, Patrick. 205 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:34,401 Hey. You're in my shop class, right? 206 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,028 How's your clock coming? 207 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,613 My dad's building it for me. 208 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,657 Yeah. Mine looks like a boat. 209 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,910 You wanna sit over here or are you waiting for your friends? 210 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,578 No, no, no, I'll sit. 211 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,708 Thanks for not calling me Nothing by the way. 212 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,377 It's an endless nightmare. 213 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,587 And these assholes, they actually think they're being original. 214 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,716 So do you like football? 215 00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:58,884 Love it. Love football. 216 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,469 Maybe you know my brother then. 217 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,054 Hey, Sam. 218 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:05,224 Question. Could the bathrooms here be more disgusting? 219 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:07,267 Yes. They call it the men's room. 220 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:08,477 [ Laughs ] 221 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,063 Oh. So I finally got hold of Bob. 222 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,107 [ Patrick ] Party tonight? 223 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:16,652 He's still trying to shag that waitress from the Olive Garden. 224 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,153 Ah! He's never tossing that salad. 225 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,033 Come on! 226 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,578 [ Sam ] Patrick. 227 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:27,496 Yeah? 228 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,997 Who's this? 229 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,040 This is- 230 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:31,875 Charlie Kelmeckis. 231 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,252 [ Patrick ] Kelmeckis? 232 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:36,463 No shit? Your sister's dating Ponytail Derek, isn't she? 233 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,340 - God. - Is that what they call him? 234 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,259 Would you leave Ponytail Derek alone? 235 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,511 You put the "ass" in "class," Patrick. 236 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,596 I try. Sam, I try. 237 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,808 It's nice to meet you, Charlie. I'm Sam. 238 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,727 - What's the plan? Are we going to Mary Elizabeth's tonight? - Nope. 239 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,647 She got caught watering down her parents' brandy with iced tea. 240 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,441 - Ugh! - Let's just go to Kings. 241 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:59,903 All right. We're goin' to Kings after the game if you wanna come. 242 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,368 [ Cheering ] 243 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,590 [ Sam ] Do you have a favorite band? 244 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,925 Well, I think The Smiths are my favorite. 245 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:25,846 Are you kidding? I love The Smiths. Best breakup band ever. 246 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,347 What's your favorite song? 247 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:30,225 "Asleep." It's from Louder than Bombs. 248 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,561 I heard it on Ponytail Derek's mix tape. 249 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,146 Oh, that works on so many levels. 250 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,607 I can make you guys a copy if you want. 251 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:39,610 -What about Eides? You love Eides, right? -Yeah, of course. They're great. 252 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,403 Not a band, Charlie. 253 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,905 It's a record store downtown. 254 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,032 Things sound so much better on vinyl. 255 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:47,618 You know, I used to be popular before Sam got me some good music. 256 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:50,579 So you be careful. She'll ruin your life forever. 257 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,830 That's okay. 258 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,333 - Hey, Nothing. - Hey, Nothing. 259 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,710 [ Patrick ] Let it go! Jesus! 260 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,463 It's an antique joke. It's over. 261 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,715 So what are you gonna do when you get outta this place? 262 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,843 Well, my Aunt Helen said I should be a writer... 263 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,512 but I don't know what I'd write about. 264 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,263 You could write about us. 265 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,808 Yeah! Call it Slut and the Falcon. 266 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,393 Make us solve crimes. 267 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,729 You guys seem really happy together. 268 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,564 How long have you been boyfriend and girlfriend? 269 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:20,025 [ Laughing ] 270 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,028 He's not my boyfriend. He's my stepbrother. 271 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,447 My mom finally left my worthless dad... 272 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,242 and married his nice dad when we moved here. 273 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,244 But she's not bitter or anything. Make no mistake. 274 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:34,248 Absolutely not. Charlie, I'm not a bulimic. 275 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:37,543 - I'm a bulim-ist. - I'm sorry, I don't know what that is. 276 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,670 She just really believes in bulimia. 277 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,296 I love bulimia! 278 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,470 Hey. Thanks for paying, Charlie. 279 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,639 Oh, no problem. Thank you guys for the ride. 280 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,975 - Maybe I'll see you around in school? - ♪♪ [ Volume Increases ] 281 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:57,521 - God, would you turn it down? You're gonna make us deaf. - So be it. It's rock and roll. 282 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,606 Bye, Charlie! 283 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,733 - Bye, Charlie. - Okay, bye. 284 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:13,161 [ Arguing Faintly ] 285 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,581 [ Candace ] Your mom says, "Don't go to Columbia with Candace, Derek." 286 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,374 - [ Derek ] Shh! Shut— - "Don't go to Columbia!" 287 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,459 Do you always want to be a mama's boy, Derek? 288 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,836 I am not a mama's boy! 289 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,796 You are, because every single time I go to your house— 290 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:23,880 Every single time! 291 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,841 [ Shouting ] Shut up, Candace! 292 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,844 You just stand there like a little bitch dog. [ Gasps ] 293 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:33,015 No. Charlie— Charlie, just go. I can handle it. 294 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,183 Just don't wake up Mom and Dad. 295 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,921 [ Mother ] Hey! Look who's here. 296 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,133 Welcome home, Aunt Helen. 297 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:11,219 Aw! Look at you guys. 298 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,096 Dressed so nice. 299 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:22,939 [ Charlie ] Hey, Candace. 300 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,151 What are you doing? 301 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:31,573 Look, I egged him on. You saw it. 302 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:35,994 He's never hit me before, and I promise you, he will never hit me again. 303 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:38,080 Like Aunt Helen's boyfriends? 304 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,128 Charlie, this is Ponytail Derek. 305 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,464 I can handle him. 306 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,176 Do you trust me? 307 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,390 [ Whispering ] Please, don't tell Mom and Dad. 308 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,694 ♪♪ [ R & B ] 309 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,671 [ Cheering ] 310 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,676 ♪♪ [ Pop ] 311 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:39,266 Oh, my God, they're playing good music! 312 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:42,310 Holy shit. Holy shit! They are! They're playing good music. 313 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,896 - [ Sam ] Living room routine. - Living room routine. 314 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,857 - Yes. - Yes! 315 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,775 [ Patrick ] Excuse us. Excuse me. Pardon. 316 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,444 Sorry. 317 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:53,363 [ Patrick ] Get out of the way! Get out of the way! 318 00:17:56,159 --> 00:18:00,245 ♪ Poor old Johnny Ray ♪ 319 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,748 ♪ Sounded sad upon the radio ♪ 320 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,709 ♪ Moved a million hearts in mono ♪ 321 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:09,629 ♪ Our mothers cried ♪ 322 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:13,967 - ♪ Sang along, who'd blame them? ♪ - ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪ 323 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:20,599 ♪ Too-rye-loo-rye, Too-rye-loo-rye-ay ♪ 324 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:25,729 ♪ And we can sing just like our fathers ♪ 325 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,773 ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪ 326 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,025 - ♪ Oh, I swear♪ - ♪ What he means ♪ 327 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:35,155 ♪ At this moment you mean everything ♪ 328 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:38,492 ♪ You in that dress My thoughts, I confess ♪ 329 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,619 ♪ Verge on dirty ♪ 330 00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:44,456 ♪ Oh, come on, Eileen ♪ 331 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,794 ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪ 332 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,754 ♪ Too-loo-rye-ay ♪ 333 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,215 ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪ 334 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,800 ♪ Too-loo-rye-ay ♪ 335 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:58,720 ♪ Now you're full grown Now you have shown ♪ 336 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,889 - ♪ Oh, Eileen ♪ - Oh! 337 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,808 [ Sam ] Oh! 338 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,851 ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪ 339 00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:10,106 ♪ These things they are real and I know how you feel ♪ 340 00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:13,360 ♪ Now I must say more than ever ♪ 341 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,362 ♪ Things round here have changed ♪ 342 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:22,911 ♪ I said, too-loo-rye Too-loo-rye-ay ♪♪ 343 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,414 [ Sam ] God, it's freezing! 344 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,125 But you wore that toasty costume. It's not like it's cute or original. 345 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:32,420 - You'd hope it would be warm. - Yeah, piss off, Tennessee Tuxedo. 346 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,673 [ Stammering ] Are you sure it's okay that I come? 347 00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:37,801 Yeah, of course. Just remember, Charlie, Bob's not paranoid. 348 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,177 He's sensitive. 349 00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:41,012 Sam! 350 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:44,307 That waitress from the Olive Garden, she was such a tease. 351 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:45,267 - [ Sighs ] - Oh. 352 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,726 Will you marry me? 353 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,395 Only with Patrick's blessing. 354 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,021 Patrick? 355 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,357 You are a hopeless stoner who attends the culinary institute. 356 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,819 I'm gonna say "no" on that, but nice try. Charlie. 357 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,529 Oh, touché. 358 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,156 ♪♪ [ Rock ] 359 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:09,207 So, Charlie. This is a party. 360 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,468 This is what fun looks like. 361 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,180 Are you ready to meet some desperate women? 362 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,807 Here, have a seat. 363 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:26,933 Hey, ladies. 364 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,436 Meet Charlie. 365 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,606 - Hi. - Meet ladies. 366 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:33,982 - Hey. - Mary Elizabeth. 367 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,525 - Alice. - Nice to meet you. 368 00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:37,068 [ Patrick ] This is Charlie's first party ever. 369 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:42,157 So I expect nice, meaningful, heartfelt blowjobs from both of you. 370 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,826 - [ Mary Elizabeth ] Patrick, you're such a dick. - Where the hell did you go? 371 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,454 - The dance was a little boring, don't you think? - You are so selfish. 372 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:49,998 We looked everywhere for you. You could have told someone. 373 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,458 [ Mary Elizabeth ] Cry me a river. 374 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:54,920 How is it that you've got meaner since becoming a Buddhist? 375 00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,254 Just lucky, I guess. 376 00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:57,631 No, you're doing something wrong, I think. 377 00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,215 Mmm. Or something very right. 378 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,301 - Yeah, well— - [ Sam ] Hey! 379 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,011 Look who's here. 380 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:06,556 Is that Brad Hays? 381 00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:08,642 Yeah. He comes here sometimes. 382 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,810 - But he's a popular kid. - Hmm. 383 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,979 Then what are we? 384 00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:16,733 Oh, Charlie! You look like you could use a brownie. 385 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,902 Thank you. 386 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:22,113 I was so hungry at the dance. I was gonna go to Kings... 387 00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,907 but I didn't really have any time. 388 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:25,533 Thanks. 389 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,257 [ Charlie ] Have you guys felt this carpet? 390 00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:43,677 This carpet feels so darn good. 391 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,553 [ Girls Giggling ] 392 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:52,352 Charlie, Charlie, what do you think about high school? 393 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:53,728 High school? [ Scoffs ] 394 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,481 Bullshit. 395 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,525 The cafeteria is called the Nutrition Center. 396 00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:01,987 People wear their letter jackets even when it's 98 degrees out. 397 00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:04,864 And why do they give out letter jackets to marching band? 398 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,742 It's not a sport. 399 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,160 We all know it. 400 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,371 [ Mary Elizabeth ] This kid is crazy. 401 00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:13,707 Mary Elizabeth, I think you're really gonna regret that... 402 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:17,585 you know— [ Buzzing Sound ] haircut when you look back at old photographs. 403 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,921 - [ Alice ] Oh, my God! - [ All Laughing ] 404 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,590 I'm really sorry. That sounded like a compliment in my head. 405 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:23,550 My God! 406 00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:24,634 Well, it's kinda true. 407 00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:26,094 Shut up! 408 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,304 I can't even be mad at him. Look at him. 409 00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:29,723 [ Sam ] Bob, did you get him stoned? 410 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:31,933 Come on, Sam, he likes it, just look at him. 411 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,018 [ Chuckles ] 412 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,561 How do you feel, Charlie? 413 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:37,564 I just really want a milk shake. 414 00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:39,107 [ Laughing ] 415 00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:47,991 Sam— 416 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:53,705 You have such pretty brown eyes. 417 00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,415 The kind of pretty that deserves to make... 418 00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,834 a big deal about itself though, you know what I mean? 419 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:03,548 Okay, Charlie. Let me make the milk shake. 420 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:06,760 Mmm. What a great word. Milk shake. 421 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:10,847 It's like when you say your name over and over again in the mirror... 422 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,099 and after a while it sounds crazy. 423 00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:15,518 So I'm guessing you've never been high before? 424 00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:18,104 No. No, no, no. 425 00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:20,690 My best friend, Michael, his dad was a big drinker... 426 00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:23,359 so he hated all that stuff. 427 00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:24,486 Parties too. 428 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,071 Well, where is Michael tonight? 429 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,615 Oh, he shot himself last May. 430 00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:36,289 I kinda wished he'd left a note. You know what I mean? 431 00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:45,006 Where's the bathroom? 432 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,176 It's up the stairs. 433 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,552 Thanks, Sam. 434 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:51,346 You're so nice. 435 00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:05,652 Charlie. 436 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,031 Weird. 437 00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:15,745 Oh. 438 00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:18,331 Charlie. 439 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:19,791 [ Brad ] What— 440 00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:22,252 Who was that kid? 441 00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:24,796 Relax. Relax. He's a friend of mine. 442 00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:26,631 Stay here. 443 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,383 [ Charlie ] I didn't see anything. 444 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,677 Yeah, I know you saw something, but it's okay. 445 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,138 Okay, listen... 446 00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:36,432 Brad doesn't want anyone to know. 447 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:39,310 Wait. 448 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:43,231 - Are you baked? - Like a cake. 449 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,316 [ Chuckling ] That's what Bob said. 450 00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:47,986 And you can't have three on a match because then they'd find us. 451 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,613 And everybody laughed but I don't understand what's funny. 452 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:55,034 Okay, Charlie, listen. 453 00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:58,454 I need you to promise... 454 00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:01,916 that you're not gonna say anything to anyone about me and Brad. 455 00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:05,170 Okay? This has to be our little secret. 456 00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:09,215 Our little secret. Agreed. 457 00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,092 Okay. 458 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,802 Thank you. 459 00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:14,012 We'll talk later. 460 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,766 I look forward to that big talk. 461 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:24,063 - [ Mary Elizabeth ] Can I have your cherry? - Mm-hmm. 462 00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:27,775 Isn't this the best milk shake ever, Alice? 463 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,444 It's even better than the first one. 464 00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,911 [ Whispering ] Charlie just told me that his best friend shot himself. 465 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:43,499 I don't think he has any friends. 466 00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:47,462 [ Sighs ] 467 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:52,383 Hey, everyone! 468 00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:53,718 Everybody! 469 00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:58,389 Everyone... 470 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,475 raise your glasses to Charlie. 471 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:05,355 - What did I do? - You didn't do anything. 472 00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:07,690 We just wanna toast to our new friend. 473 00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:09,359 You see things. 474 00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:11,069 And you understand. 475 00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:13,821 You're a wallflower. 476 00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:18,534 What is it? What's wrong? 477 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,372 I didn't think anyone noticed me. 478 00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:24,207 [ Chuckles ] 479 00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:29,045 Well, we didn't think there was anyone cool left to meet. 480 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:31,172 So come on, everyone. 481 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,801 To Charlie. 482 00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:36,302 [ Together ] To Charlie. 483 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,142 Welcome to the Island of Misfit Toys. 484 00:26:44,395 --> 00:26:47,522 ♪♪ [ Rock ] 485 00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:55,321 Oh, my God! What is this song? 486 00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:56,948 Right? I have no idea. 487 00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,783 Have you ever heard this before? 488 00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:00,535 Never. 489 00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:04,080 Patrick, we've gotta go through the tunnel. 490 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,540 Sam, it's freezing. 491 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:06,708 Patrick, It's the perfect song. 492 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,043 No. Mama Patrick says "No." 493 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:12,672 Patrick. It's Sam. It's Sam speaking to you right now. 494 00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:14,507 I'm begging you to do this for me. 495 00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:15,258 I concede! 496 00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:19,554 What is she doing? 497 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,556 Oh, don't worry. She does it all the time. 498 00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:27,312 Turn it up! 499 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,105 You got it, your highness. 500 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:34,694 ♪ We can be heroes ♪ 501 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:37,238 ♪Just for one day ♪ 502 00:27:57,259 --> 00:28:00,011 ♪ I ♪ 503 00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:03,097 ♪ I will be king ♪ 504 00:28:05,476 --> 00:28:08,519 ♪ And you ♪ 505 00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:09,854 What? 506 00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:12,982 I feel infinite. 507 00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:17,195 ♪ And nothing ♪ 508 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,781 ♪ Will drive them away ♪ 509 00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:25,870 ♪ We can be heroes ♪ 510 00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:28,456 ♪Just for one day ♪♪ 511 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,042 [ Charlie ] Dear friend... 512 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,379 I'm sorry I haven't written for a while... 513 00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:37,048 but I've been trying hard not to be a loser. 514 00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:38,466 - ♪♪ [ Ballad ] - [ Mouthing Words ] 515 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:41,094 For example, I'm trying to participate... 516 00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:43,596 by listening to Sam's collection of big rock ballads... 517 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,181 and thinking about love. 518 00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:49,435 Sam says they're kitschy and brilliant. 519 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,978 I completely agree. 520 00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:59,070 I'm also writing essays and studying extra books outside of class. 521 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:01,948 As it turns out, Mr. Anderson is a writer. 522 00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:03,950 He even had a play put up in New York once... 523 00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:06,035 which I think is very impressive. 524 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,787 Great Gatsby? 525 00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:11,082 He and his wife might go back there after this year. 526 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:14,460 I know this is selfish, but I really hope he doesn't. 527 00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:17,338 My favorite time, though, is lunch... 528 00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:19,966 because I get to see Sam and Patrick. 529 00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:22,760 We spend the time working on Mary Elizabeth's fanzine... 530 00:29:22,845 --> 00:29:25,555 about music and The Rocky Horror Picture Show. 531 00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:27,765 It's called Punk Rocky. 532 00:29:27,850 --> 00:29:29,809 Mary Elizabeth is really interesting... 533 00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:32,270 because she's a Buddhist and a punk. 534 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:37,191 But somehow she always acts like my father at the end of a long day. 535 00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:39,277 Her best friend Alice loves vampires... 536 00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:40,945 and wants to go to film school. 537 00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:43,322 She also steals jeans from the mall. 538 00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:46,367 I don't know why, because her family is rich... 539 00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:48,077 but I'm trying not to be judgmental. 540 00:29:48,162 --> 00:29:52,165 Especially since I know that they were all there for Patrick last year. 541 00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:54,041 Patrick never likes to be serious... 542 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:57,086 so it took me a while to get what happened. 543 00:29:57,171 --> 00:30:02,049 When he was a junior, Patrick started seeing Brad on the weekends in secret. 544 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:03,843 I guess it was hard, too... 545 00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:07,346 because Brad had to get drunk every time they fooled around. 546 00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:09,432 Then Monday in school, Brad would say... 547 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:13,186 "Man, I was so wasted I don't remember a thing." 548 00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:16,189 This went on for seven months. 549 00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:19,859 When they finally did it, Brad said he loved Patrick. 550 00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:21,986 Then he started to cry. 551 00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:23,696 No matter what Patrick did... 552 00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:26,449 Brad kept saying that his dad would kill him. 553 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,327 And saying that he was going to hell. 554 00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:33,247 Patrick was eventually able to help Brad get sober. 555 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:35,208 I asked Patrick if he felt sad... 556 00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:38,127 that he still had to keep it a secret. 557 00:30:38,212 --> 00:30:40,922 And he said "No," because at least now... 558 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:44,717 Brad doesn't have to get drunk to love him. 559 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:49,222 I think I understand, because I really like Sam. 560 00:30:49,306 --> 00:30:50,973 I asked my sister about her... 561 00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:52,892 and she said that when Sam was a freshman... 562 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:56,312 the upperclassmen used to get her drunk at parties. 563 00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,481 I guess she had a reputation. 564 00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,024 But I don't care. 565 00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:04,654 I'd hate for her to judge me based on what I used to be like. 566 00:31:04,738 --> 00:31:07,698 So I've been making her a mix tape so she'll know how I feel. 567 00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:11,285 Oh, shit! 568 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,621 - [ Man ] C! - [ Crowd ] C! 569 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:14,622 - Give me a K! - K! 570 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:16,332 - Give me a Y! - Y! 571 00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:17,416 What's that spell? 572 00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:18,501 Rocky! 573 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:19,669 I can't hear you! 574 00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:20,670 Rocky! 575 00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:22,046 One more time! 576 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:24,090 Rocky! 577 00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,717 ♪♪ [ Fanfare ] 578 00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:48,239 ♪ Whatever happened to Fay Wray? ♪ 579 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:49,615 [ Crowd ] She went ape-shit. 580 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:51,659 ♪ That delicate ♪ 581 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:55,746 ♪ Satin-draped frame ♪ 582 00:31:57,332 --> 00:32:01,919 ♪ As it clung to her thigh ♪ 583 00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:08,426 ♪ How I started to cry ♪ 584 00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:14,682 ♪ 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same ♪ 585 00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:19,770 ♪ Give yourself over ♪ 586 00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:23,983 ♪ To absolute pleasure ♪ 587 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:27,278 ♪ Swim the warm waters ♪ 588 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:31,490 ♪ Of sins of the flesh ♪ 589 00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:34,160 ♪ Erotic nightmares ♪ 590 00:32:34,244 --> 00:32:38,456 ♪ Beyond any measure ♪ 591 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:41,959 ♪ And sensual daydreams ♪ 592 00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:46,714 ♪ To treasure forever♪ 593 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:51,302 ♪ Can't you just see it? ♪ 594 00:32:52,054 --> 00:32:55,723 ♪ Whoa, ho, whoa ♪ 595 00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:04,815 ♪ Don't dream it ♪ 596 00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:09,028 ♪ Be it ♪♪ 597 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:15,242 That picture is gorgeous, Craig. What did you use? 598 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,161 Oh, I know. Thank you. 599 00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:20,331 Color film, but black and white paper for printing. 600 00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:22,667 Yeah. My professor gave me an A... 601 00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:24,377 but for all the wrong reasons. 602 00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:26,212 Most of them are idiots. 603 00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:28,381 You'll see what I mean when you get to college. 604 00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:30,091 How'd your S.A.T.'s go, by the way? 605 00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:33,344 1150. I think I'll get into NYU. 606 00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:34,387 Yeah, I hope so. 607 00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:37,765 1 490. Harvard. Face. 608 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:39,266 [ Groans ] 609 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:41,602 So- 610 00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:42,978 Are you okay? 611 00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:44,939 Yeah. Yeah. 612 00:33:46,108 --> 00:33:48,943 But I got my S.A.T. results back. 613 00:33:49,486 --> 00:33:50,695 Oops. 614 00:33:50,779 --> 00:33:53,572 You can take them again, you know. 615 00:33:53,657 --> 00:33:56,367 Yeah, it's just, if I'm going to Penn State main campus... 616 00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:58,327 I have to do much better. 617 00:33:58,412 --> 00:34:00,579 I wish I would have studied freshman year. 618 00:34:01,957 --> 00:34:04,125 It's a bit of a mess. 619 00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:07,920 I'll help you study for the next one. 620 00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:09,505 Will you? 621 00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:10,840 Yeah. Of course. 622 00:34:12,134 --> 00:34:13,676 Thanks, Charlie. 623 00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:27,565 What's this? 624 00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:31,235 It's just a mix tape. No big deal. 625 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:33,279 My parents have a good stereo, so— 626 00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:37,450 It's all about that night in the tunnel. 627 00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:39,577 I couldn't find that song that we were listening to... 628 00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:42,413 but, you know, I'm still searching for it, so yeah. 629 00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:43,706 That's okay. 630 00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:46,375 These are great. 631 00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:49,086 Nick Drake. 632 00:34:49,171 --> 00:34:51,338 The Shaggs. 633 00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:54,467 You have really good taste, Charlie. 634 00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:55,634 Really? 635 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:56,927 Yeah. 636 00:34:57,012 --> 00:34:59,180 Way better than me as a freshman. 637 00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:01,140 I used to listen to the worst Top 40. 638 00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:03,392 - No. - Yeah, I did. 639 00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,854 Then I heard this old song. 640 00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:10,149 "Pearly Dewdrops' Drop." 641 00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:13,944 And I thought someday I'd be at a party in college or something... 642 00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:19,200 and I'd look up and see this person across the room. 643 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:21,452 And from that moment, I'd know... 644 00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:24,246 everything was going to be okay. 645 00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:27,041 You know what I mean? 646 00:35:29,211 --> 00:35:30,294 Yeah. 647 00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:45,392 ♪♪ [ Pop ] 648 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,229 [ Alice ] I hope it works out. 649 00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:50,231 I don't know. 650 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:52,817 [ Alice ] Craig would be a big step up from her last boyfriend. 651 00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:53,984 [ Mary Elizabeth ] Yeah, no shit. 652 00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:56,153 Who could forget Mr. Car Wash Loser? 653 00:35:56,238 --> 00:35:59,490 I just hope she can stop playing dumb with these guys. 654 00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:03,118 I keep telling her, "Don't make yourself small." 655 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,913 Can't save anybody. 656 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:08,749 [ Mary Elizabeth ] Excuse me. 657 00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:11,377 Man, your mix is morbidly sad, kid. 658 00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:13,921 How about something a little bit more upbeat, huh? 659 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:15,714 Let's just see. 660 00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:17,925 So Sam tells me you wanna be a writer. 661 00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:21,053 Yeah. 662 00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:22,429 Don't you write poetry, Craig? 663 00:36:25,267 --> 00:36:29,270 Poetry writes me. You know? 664 00:36:30,647 --> 00:36:31,939 Let's get this party started. 665 00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:35,150 ♪♪ [ Funk ] 666 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,046 Wow. 667 00:36:56,131 --> 00:36:58,132 That was fast. 668 00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,300 You want another one? 669 00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:00,426 Yeah. 670 00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:01,552 All right. 671 00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:06,849 [ Chuckles Softly ] 672 00:37:10,604 --> 00:37:11,937 Mr. Anderson? 673 00:37:14,024 --> 00:37:15,065 Can I ask you something? 674 00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:17,234 Yeah. 675 00:37:17,319 --> 00:37:23,157 Why do nice people choose the wrong people to date? 676 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,619 Are we talking about anyone specific? 677 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,413 Well— 678 00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:36,420 We accept the love we think we deserve. 679 00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:39,173 Can we make them know that they deserve more? 680 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,008 We can try. 681 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,259 [ Chuckles Softly ] 682 00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:01,236 - Hey. - Hey, Sam. Didn't see you come in. 683 00:38:01,321 --> 00:38:02,947 How's it goin'? 684 00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:05,908 You wanna start work on probability and statistics? 685 00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,201 Yeah. Sure. 686 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:10,579 Page 291 in your book. 687 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,208 And I ordered you some breakfast. 688 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:16,085 The country breakfast. 689 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,886 ♪♪ [ Rock ] 690 00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:34,186 Dad? 691 00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:36,397 Can I have 30 dollars? 692 00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:38,649 Twenty dollars? What do you need 1 0 dollars for? 693 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,025 Sam's doing Secret Santa. 694 00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:42,403 It's her favorite thing in the world. Please? 695 00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:46,490 Have fun. 696 00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:49,910 Thanks. 697 00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:00,754 Hmm! 698 00:39:02,132 --> 00:39:03,507 Charlie. 699 00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:06,343 This was my favorite book growing up. 700 00:39:06,428 --> 00:39:09,680 This is my copy, but I want you to have it. 701 00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:12,391 Thanks. 702 00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:13,851 Have a great Christmas break. 703 00:39:13,935 --> 00:39:15,686 You, too, Mr. Anderson. 704 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:19,773 Terrible stain. 705 00:39:22,944 --> 00:39:26,780 That's pretty good, Charlie. 706 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,830 You gotta be kidding me. 707 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:37,291 If you fail me, you get me next semester. 708 00:39:41,463 --> 00:39:43,505 Whoo! 709 00:39:45,175 --> 00:39:48,594 C minus! Ladies and gentlemen, I am below average! 710 00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:51,055 - Below average! - Below average! 711 00:39:51,139 --> 00:39:52,723 Guys, 1 21 0. 712 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:53,849 [ Patrick ] What? 713 00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:59,229 No more applications! No more S.A.T.'s! 714 00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:01,106 Thank you, Charlie! 715 00:40:01,191 --> 00:40:03,984 All right. All right, guys, I got— 716 00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:07,154 Multiple pairs of blue jeans. 717 00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:08,739 Wow, this is a really tough one... 718 00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:10,908 but I'm gonna have to guess Alice. 719 00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:11,950 Wait. 720 00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:15,370 Guys, a receipt! She actually paid! 721 00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:17,414 I'm so touched! 722 00:40:17,499 --> 00:40:18,582 Where's Craig? 723 00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:20,167 Oh, he went home to Connecticut. 724 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:22,461 But he'll be back for New Year's Eve. 725 00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:25,506 Sorry we won't be seeing him tonight. 726 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:29,468 All right, big brother by three weeks, who's your Secret Santa? 727 00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:31,136 I'll tell you, Sam. 728 00:40:31,221 --> 00:40:32,596 This one's tough. 729 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,848 I have received a harmonica... 730 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:36,934 a Magnetic Poetry set... 731 00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:38,811 a book about Harvey Milk... 732 00:40:38,895 --> 00:40:43,565 and a mix tape with the song "Asleep" on it twice. 733 00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:45,275 I mean, I have no idea. 734 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,112 This collection of presents is so gay... 735 00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:50,614 that I think I must have given them to myself. 736 00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:53,033 But despite that distinct possibility... 737 00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:55,536 I'm gonna have to go with— 738 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:56,662 Drum roll. 739 00:40:57,997 --> 00:41:00,415 - Charlie. - [ Together ] Oh! 740 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:01,667 Obviously. 741 00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:02,876 [ Mary Elizabeth ] Beautifully done. 742 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:05,546 All right, Charlie. It's your turn. 743 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:07,714 Okay. 744 00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:10,968 Okey dokey. 745 00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:17,558 I have received socks, pants, a shirt and a belt. 746 00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:20,269 I was ordered to wear them all tonight, so— 747 00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:24,398 Guessing my Secret Santa is Mary Elizabeth. 748 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:26,108 [ Patrick ] Huh. Now why do you say that? 749 00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:28,569 You know, she bosses people around sometimes. 750 00:41:28,653 --> 00:41:29,820 - [ All Laughing ] - Sorry. 751 00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:32,698 - What the hell is wrong with you? - Sorry. 752 00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:35,701 You'll be surprised to know that your Secret Santa is actually me. 753 00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:37,870 Why all the clothes? 754 00:41:37,954 --> 00:41:41,165 Well, all the great writers used to wear great suits. 755 00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:44,751 So your last present is on a towel rack in the bathroom. 756 00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:47,212 Delve into our facilities. 757 00:41:47,297 --> 00:41:49,173 Emerge a star. 758 00:41:49,257 --> 00:41:50,340 [ Mary Elizabeth ] Perfect. 759 00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:51,675 Will you hand these out while I'm gone? 760 00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:53,093 [ Mary Elizabeth ] Wait a second. 761 00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:55,179 There's only Secret Santa presents. There's rules. 762 00:41:55,263 --> 00:41:58,390 Mary Elizabeth, why are you trying to eat Christmas? 763 00:41:58,474 --> 00:41:59,766 Hand them out, Sam. 764 00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:02,769 All right. Mary Elizabeth. For you. 765 00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:04,771 Alice. 766 00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:06,023 Thanks. 767 00:42:06,816 --> 00:42:07,816 [ Sam ] Bob. 768 00:42:10,111 --> 00:42:11,862 And this one's for me. 769 00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:14,615 "Alice, I know you'll get into NYU." 770 00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:18,952 Forty dollars to print Punk Rocky in color next time. 771 00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:22,289 He knows me. 772 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:23,999 - He really knows me. - [ Alice Laughs ] 773 00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:28,462 [ Chuckles Softly ] 774 00:42:39,349 --> 00:42:41,225 All right, Charlie. 775 00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:43,060 Come on out. 776 00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:44,269 Get out here, buddy. 777 00:42:44,354 --> 00:42:45,479 Come on, Charlie. Charlie! 778 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:46,563 [ All Chanting ] 779 00:42:46,648 --> 00:42:48,982 Don't be shy. 780 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:51,777 Come out, come out, wherever— 781 00:42:51,861 --> 00:42:53,820 - [ Mary Elizabeth ] Oh! - [ Patrick Gasps ] 782 00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:00,911 - Yeah! - [ Cheering ] 783 00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:05,332 What a display of man I have never seen! 784 00:43:06,668 --> 00:43:08,085 [ Charlie ] Where are we going? 785 00:43:08,169 --> 00:43:09,836 It's a surprise. 786 00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:13,423 Is this your room? 787 00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:14,675 Mm-hmm. 788 00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:19,346 So cool. 789 00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:21,223 Thanks. 790 00:43:25,895 --> 00:43:28,313 You got me a present? 791 00:43:28,398 --> 00:43:30,732 After all your help on my Penn State application? 792 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:32,859 Of course I did. 793 00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:36,029 Open it! 794 00:43:41,077 --> 00:43:42,995 I don't know what to say. 795 00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:44,413 You don't have to say anything. 796 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:08,145 I'm really sorry we can't be here for your birthday. 797 00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:11,481 No, that's okay. I'm just sorry you have to go back and visit your dad. 798 00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:14,318 I'm in such a good mood I don't think even he could ruin it. 799 00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:16,820 I feel like I'm finally doing good. 800 00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:18,030 You are. 801 00:44:18,114 --> 00:44:20,907 Well, what about you? 802 00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:24,745 When I met you, you were this scared freshman. 803 00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:27,414 Now look at you in that suit. 804 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:30,834 You're like a sexy English schoolboy. 805 00:44:30,918 --> 00:44:32,336 I saw Mary Elizabeth checking you out. 806 00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:33,378 No. 807 00:44:34,088 --> 00:44:36,006 Innocent. 808 00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:37,507 Worst kinda guys. 809 00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:38,759 Never see you coming. 810 00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:41,053 And parents love you. 811 00:44:41,137 --> 00:44:43,388 That's, like... 812 00:44:43,473 --> 00:44:45,057 extra danger. 813 00:44:45,141 --> 00:44:47,184 Yeah, well, it hasn't worked so far. 814 00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:49,269 You've never had a girlfriend? 815 00:44:49,354 --> 00:44:51,438 Not even like a second grade Valentine? 816 00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:52,564 Nope. 817 00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:54,399 Have you ever kissed a girl? 818 00:44:54,484 --> 00:44:55,609 No. 819 00:44:56,819 --> 00:44:58,111 What about you? 820 00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:03,742 Have I ever kissed a girl? 821 00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:05,952 No, no. Your first kiss. 822 00:45:07,789 --> 00:45:09,706 I was 11. 823 00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:11,541 His name was Robert. 824 00:45:11,626 --> 00:45:13,919 He used to come over to the house all the time. 825 00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:15,629 Was he your first boyfriend? 826 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:19,049 He was my— 827 00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:21,301 He was my dad's boss. 828 00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:28,892 You know, Charlie, I used to sleep with guys who treated me like shit. 829 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:31,520 And get wasted all the time. 830 00:45:32,522 --> 00:45:33,980 But now I feel like... 831 00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:36,775 I have a chance. Like— 832 00:45:36,859 --> 00:45:39,152 I can even get into a real college. 833 00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:41,029 It's true. You can do it. 834 00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,786 You really think so? 835 00:45:52,041 --> 00:45:58,839 My aunt had that same thing done to her, too. 836 00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:01,341 And she turned her life around. 837 00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,595 She must have been great. 838 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,515 She was my favorite person in the world. 839 00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:09,850 Until now. 840 00:46:14,439 --> 00:46:15,605 [ Sam Exhales ] 841 00:46:18,109 --> 00:46:19,443 Charlie— 842 00:46:21,362 --> 00:46:26,366 I know that you know I like Craig. 843 00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:29,870 But I want to forget about that for a minute, okay? 844 00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:31,788 Okay. 845 00:46:31,873 --> 00:46:36,042 I just wanna make sure that the first person who kisses you... 846 00:46:36,878 --> 00:46:38,503 loves you. 847 00:46:38,588 --> 00:46:39,796 Okay? 848 00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:44,926 Okay. 849 00:47:03,404 --> 00:47:05,238 I love you, Charlie. 850 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:09,993 I love you, too. 851 00:47:16,501 --> 00:47:19,002 [ Mary Elizabeth ] I wanna do Secret Santa forever! 852 00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:26,843 Have a good time at your mom's. 853 00:47:26,928 --> 00:47:29,721 Thanks. And, listen, Charlie. 854 00:47:29,805 --> 00:47:31,932 Because your birthday's on Christmas Eve... 855 00:47:32,016 --> 00:47:33,892 I figure you don't get that many presents? 856 00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:37,229 I thought you should have my clock. 857 00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:38,522 From the heart. 858 00:47:38,606 --> 00:47:40,357 Thank you, Patrick. 859 00:47:40,441 --> 00:47:41,441 [ Sam Chuckles ] 860 00:47:42,527 --> 00:47:43,777 Bye. 861 00:47:44,487 --> 00:47:47,030 Have a good one, guys. 862 00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:49,449 I love you guys! 863 00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:57,624 Hey! 864 00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:58,625 Look who's here. 865 00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:04,506 - Come here, little sister. - Hey, Chris. 866 00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:06,883 Hey, honey. Ah. 867 00:48:06,968 --> 00:48:09,177 [ Chris ] Ma, you look so thin. 868 00:48:09,262 --> 00:48:11,012 You. Look at you. 869 00:48:11,097 --> 00:48:12,138 Charlie. 870 00:48:15,351 --> 00:48:16,851 Come on, I got dinner ready. 871 00:48:16,936 --> 00:48:18,478 - Happy birthday. - Thanks. 872 00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:19,896 Let's eat. 873 00:48:19,981 --> 00:48:21,773 Make a wish, honey. 874 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,829 [ Helen ] Can you see it, Charlie? 875 00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:39,874 The luminaria is a landing strip for Santa Claus. 876 00:48:39,959 --> 00:48:43,336 Why don't you keep an eye out for him, and I will be right back, okay? 877 00:48:45,631 --> 00:48:48,508 [ Whispering ] Going to get your birthday present. 878 00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:03,148 Hey. 879 00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:07,277 God, I miss Mom's cooking. 880 00:49:07,361 --> 00:49:09,404 You have no idea how good you have it. 881 00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:13,325 I'm actually starting to hate pizza. 882 00:49:13,409 --> 00:49:14,826 - Mmm. - [ Chris Chuckles Softly ] 883 00:49:14,910 --> 00:49:16,411 So how you liking school? 884 00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:20,040 Well, I'm no braniac like you or Candace. 885 00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:22,334 I'm doing okay. 886 00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:24,419 Okay? You're playing in a bowl game. 887 00:49:27,173 --> 00:49:28,173 [ Clears Throat ] 888 00:49:32,887 --> 00:49:34,679 How are you feeling, Charlie? 889 00:49:37,016 --> 00:49:37,849 Good. 890 00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:39,809 No, you know what I mean. 891 00:49:40,603 --> 00:49:41,853 Is it bad tonight? 892 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:45,690 No. 893 00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:49,903 I'm not picturing things anymore. 894 00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:53,114 Or if I do, I can just shut it off. 895 00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:58,662 Well, you know, Mom did say that you have good friends now. 896 00:49:58,746 --> 00:50:02,290 And maybe if it does get bad again... 897 00:50:02,375 --> 00:50:04,084 you can just talk to them. Yeah? 898 00:50:04,168 --> 00:50:06,294 Yeah. 899 00:50:06,379 --> 00:50:10,215 Especially Sam. She's great. 900 00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:12,884 I'm gonna ask her out at New Year's. 901 00:50:12,968 --> 00:50:14,594 I think the time is right now. 902 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:32,987 - Body of Christ. - Amen. 903 00:50:34,490 --> 00:50:37,200 ♪♪ [ Rock ] 904 00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:50,797 How long does this take to work? 905 00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:07,731 [ Sam ] Shovelin' snow, huh? 906 00:51:08,941 --> 00:51:11,234 [ Charlie ] I have to get this driveway clean. 907 00:51:11,736 --> 00:51:13,194 And then... 908 00:51:13,279 --> 00:51:16,614 I'm going to congratulate you on being happy. 909 00:51:16,699 --> 00:51:17,991 'Cause you deserve it. 910 00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:21,161 [ Sam ] You said that an hour ago. 911 00:51:21,245 --> 00:51:22,454 [ Charlie ] Was that tonight? 912 00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:27,834 Oh, I just... 913 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:30,670 saw this tree, but it was a dragon. 914 00:51:30,755 --> 00:51:33,131 Then it was a tree again and it just lied to me. 915 00:51:33,215 --> 00:51:35,508 [ Sam ] Okay, Charlie, don't freak out. Give me this. 916 00:51:36,177 --> 00:51:37,469 Calm down. 917 00:51:41,390 --> 00:51:42,640 Look up. 918 00:51:45,311 --> 00:51:46,603 Isn't it quiet? 919 00:51:49,273 --> 00:51:52,192 Sam, do you think if people knew... 920 00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:55,779 how crazy you really were, no one would ever talk to you? 921 00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:57,781 [ Chuckles ] 922 00:51:57,865 --> 00:51:59,574 All the time. 923 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,955 So you wanna wear these glasses? 924 00:52:08,209 --> 00:52:09,959 They'll protect you. 925 00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:34,711 1 0, 9, 8, 7... 926 00:53:34,795 --> 00:53:37,672 6, 5, 4... 927 00:53:37,756 --> 00:53:39,674 3, 2, 1 ! 928 00:53:39,758 --> 00:53:41,467 It's gonna be our little secret. 929 00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:41,569 [ E.K.G. Beeping Steadily ] 930 00:54:41,654 --> 00:54:43,529 Did your older friends pressure you? 931 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:46,407 No one pressured me, Officer. 932 00:54:46,492 --> 00:54:49,953 I would never do drugs. Never. 933 00:54:50,037 --> 00:54:53,414 Then how did you happen to be passed out on the ground at 6:00 in the morning? 934 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:59,420 Well, I, um— I-I was really tired. 935 00:54:59,505 --> 00:55:02,507 And I was feeling feverish... 936 00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:07,303 so I went outside for a walk just to get some cold air. 937 00:55:07,388 --> 00:55:09,806 I started seeing things, so I passed out. 938 00:55:09,890 --> 00:55:11,391 You're seeing things again, Charlie? 939 00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:14,686 [ Stammering ] Not really. 940 00:55:20,859 --> 00:55:22,360 [ Boy ] Nice suit. 941 00:55:22,444 --> 00:55:23,444 [ Girls Giggling ] 942 00:55:24,238 --> 00:55:26,030 It was a Christmas present. 943 00:55:30,744 --> 00:55:32,537 Did you have fun on your break? 944 00:55:32,621 --> 00:55:35,248 More fun than you're gonna have today, Sinatra. 945 00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:39,794 Nice look, jag-off. 946 00:55:43,298 --> 00:55:45,008 [ Sam ] I've called him 30 times. 947 00:55:45,092 --> 00:55:47,343 What are we supposed to do? We're going on in 1 0 minutes. 948 00:55:47,428 --> 00:55:48,594 [ Phone Rings ] 949 00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,179 - They said in health class— - Hello? 950 00:55:50,264 --> 00:55:52,348 They say that about L.S.D. just to scare you. 951 00:55:52,433 --> 00:55:55,601 - Are you sure? You know I've seen— - Charlie, you're fine, man. 952 00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:58,271 Guys, we have an emergency. 953 00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:59,981 Craig has flaked out on us again. 954 00:56:00,065 --> 00:56:01,607 So I need a Rocky. 955 00:56:01,692 --> 00:56:02,734 Brad? 956 00:56:02,818 --> 00:56:04,193 No. No way. No. I'm not— 957 00:56:04,278 --> 00:56:05,820 There's people out there. No. 958 00:56:09,783 --> 00:56:12,744 Charlie, take off your clothes. 959 00:56:12,828 --> 00:56:15,163 [ Heart Beating ] 960 00:56:19,084 --> 00:56:21,294 - ♪ Then if anything grows ♪ - [ Giggles ] 961 00:56:22,171 --> 00:56:24,922 ♪ While you pose ♪ 962 00:56:25,007 --> 00:56:28,384 - [ Lip Syncing ] - ♪ I'll oil you up and rub you down ♪ 963 00:56:28,469 --> 00:56:30,678 ♪ Down, down, down ♪ 964 00:56:30,763 --> 00:56:36,768 ♪ And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction ♪ 965 00:56:36,852 --> 00:56:39,437 ♪ You need a friendly hand ♪ 966 00:56:39,521 --> 00:56:42,023 ♪ And I need action ♪ 967 00:56:42,107 --> 00:56:44,859 ♪ Toucha toucha toucha touch me ♪ 968 00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:47,779 ♪ I wanna be dirty ♪ 969 00:56:47,863 --> 00:56:50,156 ♪ Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me ♪ 970 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,825 ♪ Creature of the night ♪ 971 00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:54,827 ♪♪ [ Continues ] 972 00:57:14,348 --> 00:57:16,349 [ Crowd Cheering ] 973 00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:24,941 Maybe I can join the cast as an alternate or something. 974 00:57:25,025 --> 00:57:27,527 Well, we're filled up now... 975 00:57:27,611 --> 00:57:29,987 but they're gonna need people when we go to college. 976 00:57:30,072 --> 00:57:33,366 We could put in a good word for you. 977 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,368 That'd be great. Thanks. 978 00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:36,285 Yeah. 979 00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:41,124 Charlie— 980 00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:44,460 Have you heard of the Sadie Hawkins dance? 981 00:57:44,545 --> 00:57:46,045 The one where the girl asks the guy? 982 00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:49,173 Obviously, it is completely stupid. 983 00:57:49,258 --> 00:57:52,802 And sexist. I mean, it's like "Hey, thanks for the crumb." 984 00:57:52,886 --> 00:57:56,973 And normally, I would just blow it off, because school dances suck torture. 985 00:57:57,057 --> 00:58:00,393 But, you know, it's my last year and— 986 00:58:02,563 --> 00:58:03,729 [ Sighs ] 987 00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,815 Would you maybe wanna go with me? 988 00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:07,692 You wanna go with me? 989 00:58:07,776 --> 00:58:10,653 Yeah, I'm sick of macho guys. 990 00:58:10,737 --> 00:58:13,156 Plus you looked really cute in your costume. 991 00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:15,116 So what do you say? 992 00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,784 [ Doorbell Ringing ] 993 00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:20,955 You must be Mary Elizabeth. 994 00:58:21,707 --> 00:58:22,623 Yes. 995 00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:24,000 It's so nice to meet you. 996 00:58:24,084 --> 00:58:25,793 You, too, Mrs. Kelmeckis. 997 00:58:25,878 --> 00:58:28,129 Charlie tells me you're a Buddhist. 998 00:58:28,213 --> 00:58:30,756 - [ Mother ] Please, come in. - Okay. 999 00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:32,300 A little closer together. 1000 00:58:32,384 --> 00:58:33,843 - That looks nice. - Hmm. 1001 00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:35,928 Buddhist, I need you to smile a little bit more. 1002 00:58:36,013 --> 00:58:37,763 There you go. Nice. 1003 00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:39,307 ♪♪ [ Folk Pop ] 1004 00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:10,129 [ Charlie ] Hey. 1005 00:59:10,214 --> 00:59:11,631 Hey. 1006 00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:13,216 Are you having a good time? 1007 00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:19,138 Not really. How about you? 1008 00:59:19,848 --> 00:59:21,682 I mean, I don't know. 1009 00:59:21,767 --> 00:59:24,227 It's my first date, I don't have much to compare it to. 1010 00:59:24,853 --> 00:59:26,312 You're doing fine. 1011 00:59:30,234 --> 00:59:33,402 Sorry Craig couldn't come. 1012 00:59:33,487 --> 00:59:37,531 Yeah. He said he didn't want to go to some stupid high school dance. 1013 00:59:37,616 --> 00:59:40,534 I can't say I blame him really. 1014 00:59:40,619 --> 00:59:43,996 I don't know. If you like it, he should come. 1015 00:59:49,253 --> 00:59:50,544 Thanks, Charlie. 1016 00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:55,633 Have a beautiful first date. 1017 00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:57,718 You deserve it. 1018 00:59:57,803 --> 00:59:59,387 I'll try not to make you too jealous. 1019 01:00:01,556 --> 01:00:02,848 [ Sam Chuckles Softly ] 1020 01:00:11,650 --> 01:00:12,650 Mmm! 1021 01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:15,111 Now just let it breathe. 1022 01:00:24,162 --> 01:00:24,996 Whoa. 1023 01:00:27,165 --> 01:00:29,000 It sure is a nice house. 1024 01:00:29,084 --> 01:00:30,293 Thanks. 1025 01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:31,877 ♪♪ [ Slow Rock And Roll ] 1026 01:00:32,546 --> 01:00:33,546 Mmm. 1027 01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:38,050 Don't you just love old music? 1028 01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:39,510 Yeah. 1029 01:00:39,594 --> 01:00:42,555 Good. 'Cause I made you a mix of it. 1030 01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:47,435 I'd love to expose you to great things like... 1031 01:00:47,519 --> 01:00:50,229 Billie Holiday and foreign films. 1032 01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:53,524 This merlot is really fancy. 1033 01:00:53,608 --> 01:00:56,402 Yeah. My dad collects wine, but he doesn't drink. 1034 01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:57,987 That's kinda weird, isn't it? 1035 01:00:58,071 --> 01:01:01,157 I guess. Where are your parents? 1036 01:01:01,241 --> 01:01:04,035 Their club's hosting a cotillion or something racist. 1037 01:01:06,371 --> 01:01:07,913 They'll be gone all night. 1038 01:01:14,338 --> 01:01:16,172 Sure is a nice fire. 1039 01:01:17,716 --> 01:01:19,258 Yeah. 1040 01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:20,676 When I'm done being a lobbyist... 1041 01:01:20,761 --> 01:01:23,804 I wanna move to a house like this in Cape Cod. 1042 01:01:23,889 --> 01:01:25,181 Sounds nice, doesn't it? 1043 01:01:25,265 --> 01:01:26,265 Yeah. 1044 01:01:31,980 --> 01:01:34,273 Your heart is beating really fast. 1045 01:01:34,358 --> 01:01:35,691 Is it? 1046 01:01:35,776 --> 01:01:37,985 Here. Feel. 1047 01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:42,448 [ Exclaims Nervously ] 1048 01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:45,451 - Charlie? - Uh-huh? 1049 01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:47,953 Do you like me? 1050 01:01:48,038 --> 01:01:49,038 Uh-huh. 1051 01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:50,206 You know what I mean. 1052 01:01:50,290 --> 01:01:51,665 I think so. 1053 01:01:52,626 --> 01:01:54,377 Don't be nervous. 1054 01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:17,566 [ Needle Scratching ] 1055 01:02:31,873 --> 01:02:33,165 Charlie. 1056 01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:38,379 I didn't know how tonight was gonna go, but— 1057 01:02:39,923 --> 01:02:41,090 It's really nice, isn't it? 1058 01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:42,508 Yeah. 1059 01:02:44,553 --> 01:02:46,095 I just can't believe it. 1060 01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:48,931 You, of all people. 1061 01:02:49,015 --> 01:02:51,600 I just can't believe you're my boyfriend. 1062 01:02:55,230 --> 01:02:57,106 [ Car Approaching ] 1063 01:02:57,190 --> 01:02:59,358 Shit! My parents! Shit! 1064 01:02:59,443 --> 01:03:01,610 - Here, zip this up. - Okay. No, I got this. 1065 01:03:01,695 --> 01:03:03,112 Just zip it up like a normal zipper! 1066 01:03:03,196 --> 01:03:04,321 It's stuck. It's just— 1067 01:03:05,198 --> 01:03:06,824 Thank you. 1068 01:03:06,908 --> 01:03:08,033 See you Monday. 1069 01:03:09,369 --> 01:03:11,954 [ Charlie ] Dear friend... 1070 01:03:12,038 --> 01:03:15,207 sorry I haven't written for a while... 1071 01:03:15,292 --> 01:03:17,877 but things are a total disaster. 1072 01:03:19,212 --> 01:03:21,839 We're literally making out and I'm in my bra— 1073 01:03:21,923 --> 01:03:23,507 Hello! And the front door opens, it's my parents! 1074 01:03:23,592 --> 01:03:25,801 [ Charlie ] I probably should have been honest about... 1075 01:03:25,886 --> 01:03:28,971 how I didn't want to go out with Mary Elizabeth after Sadie's, but... 1076 01:03:29,055 --> 01:03:31,307 I really didn't want to hurt her feelings. 1077 01:03:32,559 --> 01:03:35,478 You see, Mary Elizabeth is a really nice person... 1078 01:03:35,562 --> 01:03:37,855 underneath the part of her that hates everyone. 1079 01:03:37,939 --> 01:03:39,523 Hey! 1080 01:03:39,608 --> 01:03:41,275 And since I heard that having a girlfriend makes you happy... 1081 01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:43,861 I tried hard to love her like I love Sam. 1082 01:03:43,945 --> 01:03:45,988 Can you believe it's almost our 2-week anniversary? 1083 01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:48,199 Yeah, I know. 1084 01:03:48,283 --> 01:03:49,783 So I took her on double dates. 1085 01:03:49,868 --> 01:03:52,870 First foreign film. 1086 01:03:52,954 --> 01:03:55,164 Do you want butter on your popcorn? 1087 01:03:55,248 --> 01:03:56,874 Vegans don't eat butter. 1088 01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:59,585 [ Charlie ] And I tried not to mind that she loves to hold hands... 1089 01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:01,212 even when her hands are sweaty. 1090 01:04:05,300 --> 01:04:08,552 And I had to admit something really upsetting, but... 1091 01:04:09,930 --> 01:04:13,557 I'm tired of touching her boobs. 1092 01:04:13,642 --> 01:04:17,061 I thought maybe if she would just let me pick the make-out music... 1093 01:04:17,145 --> 01:04:20,189 once in a while, we might have a chance. 1094 01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:24,652 And maybe if she didn't put down the books that Mr. Anderson gives me. 1095 01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:26,862 Walden. 1096 01:04:26,947 --> 01:04:29,156 I read this in 7th grade. 1097 01:04:29,241 --> 01:04:31,784 I would have called it On Boring Pond. 1098 01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:35,913 Or if she would stop calling me the minute I get home from school... 1099 01:04:35,997 --> 01:04:40,626 when I have absolutely nothing to talk about other than the bus ride home. 1100 01:04:42,420 --> 01:04:45,005 Somehow she finds new things to say. 1101 01:04:45,090 --> 01:04:46,590 [ Mary Elizabeth On Phone ] That dairy just sits with you. 1102 01:04:46,675 --> 01:04:48,050 You know, it walks with you. 1103 01:04:48,134 --> 01:04:50,010 [ Mother] She's on the phone right now? 1104 01:04:50,095 --> 01:04:51,720 Charlie, you've gotta break up with her. 1105 01:04:51,805 --> 01:04:53,055 I can do that? 1106 01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:54,932 For Christ's sake, I need to use the phone. 1107 01:04:55,016 --> 01:04:56,559 [ Mary Elizabeth ] I got you this book. 1108 01:04:56,643 --> 01:04:57,810 It's really how I became a vegan. 1109 01:04:57,894 --> 01:04:59,436 [ Charlie ] I know I should have been honest... 1110 01:04:59,521 --> 01:05:02,648 but I was getting so mad, it was starting to scare me. 1111 01:05:02,732 --> 01:05:04,400 [ Mary Elizabeth ] I mean the way they treat those- 1112 01:05:04,484 --> 01:05:07,570 [ Charlie ] I just wish I could have found another way to break up. 1113 01:05:07,654 --> 01:05:09,905 Um, Mary Elizabeth, can I talk to you— 1114 01:05:09,990 --> 01:05:12,408 Charlie, please don't interrupt. You know I hate that. 1115 01:05:12,492 --> 01:05:14,410 [ Charlie ] In hindsight, I probably could not have picked... 1116 01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:17,079 a worse way to be honest with Mary Elizabeth. 1117 01:05:17,163 --> 01:05:18,163 Truth or dare? 1118 01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:19,665 Who are you talking to? 1119 01:05:19,749 --> 01:05:23,502 I dare you to kiss Alice. 1120 01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:25,337 [ Patrick ] Oh. 1121 01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:28,799 Gird your loins, procreator. 1122 01:05:28,883 --> 01:05:31,343 [ Mary Elizabeth ] Oh, my God. 1123 01:05:31,428 --> 01:05:34,930 Mary Elizabeth, Samantha told me that you got into Harvard. Congratulations. 1124 01:05:35,015 --> 01:05:39,351 Thank you. This one still hasn't gotten me flowers. 1125 01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:40,978 But I forgive you. 1126 01:05:42,647 --> 01:05:45,399 [ Craig ] Hey, don't worry about Penn State. You're just wait-listed. 1127 01:05:45,483 --> 01:05:47,443 [ Chuckles Softly ] Yeah. 1128 01:05:47,527 --> 01:05:51,238 [ Clears Throat ] You guys are about to miss some severely hot fag-on-goth action. 1129 01:05:54,326 --> 01:05:55,576 [ All Exclaiming ] 1130 01:05:55,660 --> 01:05:57,202 Wow. 1131 01:05:58,830 --> 01:05:59,788 [ Mary Elizabeth ] Get a room. 1132 01:05:59,873 --> 01:06:01,582 [ Patrick ] Mmm! You're a monster. 1133 01:06:01,666 --> 01:06:05,127 My turn. Let's see. 1134 01:06:05,211 --> 01:06:07,421 Let's think. Charlie. 1135 01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:08,380 Truth. 1136 01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:09,882 How's your first relationship going? 1137 01:06:10,884 --> 01:06:12,801 It's so bad... 1138 01:06:12,886 --> 01:06:17,222 that I keep fantasizing that one of us is dying of cancer. 1139 01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:19,933 So that I don't have to break up with her. 1140 01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:24,647 Charlie? Truth or dare? 1141 01:06:24,731 --> 01:06:25,939 Hello? 1142 01:06:27,692 --> 01:06:29,526 Dare. 1143 01:06:29,611 --> 01:06:33,530 Okay, I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room... 1144 01:06:33,615 --> 01:06:34,990 on the lips. 1145 01:06:35,075 --> 01:06:37,743 And notice I charitably said "girl" and not "person"... 1146 01:06:37,827 --> 01:06:40,871 because, let's face it, I'd smoke all you bitches. 1147 01:06:40,955 --> 01:06:43,582 [ All Chuckling ] 1148 01:06:50,674 --> 01:06:52,424 Oh, that's fucked up. 1149 01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:58,430 [ Charlie ] Mary Elizabeth. 1150 01:06:58,515 --> 01:06:59,932 I'm so sorry. 1151 01:07:01,768 --> 01:07:04,353 It was a mistake, I'm sorry. 1152 01:07:04,437 --> 01:07:06,230 Sam? Sam? 1153 01:07:06,314 --> 01:07:08,857 I really didn't mean anything by it. I'm sorry. 1154 01:07:09,984 --> 01:07:11,735 What the hell is wrong with you? 1155 01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:15,906 [ Charlie ] I should go back and apologize. 1156 01:07:15,990 --> 01:07:18,992 Charlie, trust me, you don't wanna go back in there. 1157 01:07:19,077 --> 01:07:22,204 I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to do anything. 1158 01:07:22,288 --> 01:07:23,622 I know you didn't. 1159 01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:26,083 But, look- 1160 01:07:28,586 --> 01:07:30,629 I hate to be the one to break this... 1161 01:07:30,714 --> 01:07:34,758 but there's history with Mary Elizabeth and Sam. 1162 01:07:34,843 --> 01:07:38,137 Other guys and things that have nothing to do with you. 1163 01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:41,974 It's best if you just stay away for a while. 1164 01:07:43,977 --> 01:07:45,436 Oh, okay. 1165 01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:51,483 How long do you think? 1166 01:07:57,115 --> 01:07:59,324 [ Typewriter Clacking ] 1167 01:08:20,138 --> 01:08:22,097 - [ Knock On Door ] - [ Mother ] Charlie. 1168 01:08:22,182 --> 01:08:24,391 Come on, get dressed. You're gonna be late for Easter Mass. 1169 01:08:24,476 --> 01:08:26,018 [ Stammers ] I'll be there in a minute. 1170 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:27,311 [ Sobbing ] 1171 01:08:30,273 --> 01:08:34,610 [ Congregation ] Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name. 1172 01:08:34,694 --> 01:08:39,198 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. 1173 01:08:39,282 --> 01:08:41,325 Give us this day our daily bread... 1174 01:08:41,409 --> 01:08:43,327 and forgive us our trespasses... 1175 01:08:43,411 --> 01:08:46,038 as we forgive those who trespass against us. 1176 01:08:50,168 --> 01:08:52,920 And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us— 1177 01:08:53,004 --> 01:08:57,466 Mary Elizabeth, I've been listening to the Billie Holiday CD every night. 1178 01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:58,926 [ Mary Elizabeth On Phone ] It's too late, Charlie. 1179 01:08:59,010 --> 01:09:02,137 I know. I just feel really bad about what I did. 1180 01:09:02,222 --> 01:09:05,098 I just get so messed up inside. 1181 01:09:05,183 --> 01:09:06,892 Like I'm not there or something. 1182 01:09:06,976 --> 01:09:09,353 - [ Mary Elizabeth ] Tell it to someone who cares. - Look, I know. I'm sorry. 1183 01:09:09,437 --> 01:09:11,063 Just we've all become such good friends. 1184 01:09:11,147 --> 01:09:13,106 [ Mary Elizabeth ] Good friends? 1185 01:09:13,191 --> 01:09:15,067 Do you mean the people that I've known since kindergarten... 1186 01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:16,985 and you've known for six months? 1187 01:09:17,070 --> 01:09:18,612 Those good friends? 1188 01:09:18,696 --> 01:09:21,031 Yeah, I mean, I just don't wanna do anything to ruin our relationship. 1189 01:09:21,115 --> 01:09:22,741 It's ruined. Okay? 1190 01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:25,994 So stop calling everyone. Stop embarrassing yourself. 1191 01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:29,373 Okay, I will. Good— 1192 01:09:29,457 --> 01:09:31,333 [ Dial Tone ] 1193 01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:37,047 - Something's wrong with me. - Don't worry about it. 1194 01:09:39,342 --> 01:09:41,885 Hey, have you heard from Patrick? 1195 01:09:41,970 --> 01:09:44,596 No, he told me to stay away. 1196 01:09:44,681 --> 01:09:47,391 Oh. You don't know. 1197 01:09:47,475 --> 01:09:49,726 Why? Why? What happened? 1198 01:09:49,811 --> 01:09:52,104 Brad's father caught them together. 1199 01:09:56,192 --> 01:09:58,277 [ Girl ] Some kids jumped him outside the O. 1200 01:09:58,361 --> 01:10:00,904 [ Girl #2 ] No, it was some kids from North Hills. 1201 01:10:00,989 --> 01:10:03,407 [ Girl #3 ] Did you see his face? 1202 01:10:03,491 --> 01:10:04,908 [ Girl 4 ] That's not what I heard. 1203 01:10:06,995 --> 01:10:08,495 Are you okay? 1204 01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:11,373 Not now, Charlie. I'm sorry. 1205 01:10:20,091 --> 01:10:21,300 Hey, Nothing. 1206 01:10:29,183 --> 01:10:32,311 Oops. Sorry, Nothing. 1207 01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:45,073 You gonna do anything? 1208 01:10:45,158 --> 01:10:46,450 What are you talking about? 1209 01:10:46,534 --> 01:10:48,660 I'm talking about your pet ape just tripped me. 1210 01:10:48,745 --> 01:10:49,828 Gonna say something? 1211 01:10:51,623 --> 01:10:53,540 - Why would I? - You know why. 1212 01:10:53,625 --> 01:10:57,419 This is pathetic, man. Your fixation on me. 1213 01:10:57,503 --> 01:10:59,588 Do you want your friends to know how you got those bruises? Really? 1214 01:10:59,672 --> 01:11:01,465 I got jumped in a parking lot. 1215 01:11:01,549 --> 01:11:03,258 Where? Schenley Park? 1216 01:11:03,343 --> 01:11:05,469 Do you guys know about Schenley Park? 1217 01:11:05,553 --> 01:11:07,387 - Do your friends know— - I don't know what kinda sick shit... 1218 01:11:07,472 --> 01:11:11,224 you're trying to pull, but you better walk away right now. 1219 01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:13,685 Nothing. 1220 01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:15,187 Fine. 1221 01:11:16,648 --> 01:11:18,523 Say hi to your dad for me. 1222 01:11:21,861 --> 01:11:24,738 Whatever, faggot. 1223 01:11:27,075 --> 01:11:29,201 - What did you just call me? -Just called you a faggot. 1224 01:11:43,883 --> 01:11:46,885 Say that shit again! Say that shit again! 1225 01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:48,220 It's Patrick! 1226 01:11:49,222 --> 01:11:50,681 Leave him alone! 1227 01:11:50,765 --> 01:11:52,057 [ Mary Elizabeth ] Sam! 1228 01:12:00,066 --> 01:12:02,776 Stop! Leave him! Stop! 1229 01:12:03,569 --> 01:12:04,903 Stop! 1230 01:12:37,729 --> 01:12:40,230 Touch my friends again and I'll blind you. 1231 01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:51,700 Charlie? 1232 01:12:51,784 --> 01:12:52,868 Yeah? 1233 01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:55,454 Thanks for stopping 'em. 1234 01:12:57,999 --> 01:12:59,332 Sure, Brad. 1235 01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:22,814 How you doing, Charlie? 1236 01:13:22,899 --> 01:13:24,900 I don't know. 1237 01:13:24,984 --> 01:13:28,111 I keep trying, but I can't really remember what I did. 1238 01:13:29,197 --> 01:13:30,697 Do you want me to tell you? 1239 01:13:32,450 --> 01:13:33,784 Yeah. 1240 01:13:33,868 --> 01:13:35,744 You saved my brother. 1241 01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:38,163 That's what you did. 1242 01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:40,582 So you're not scared of me? 1243 01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:41,792 No. 1244 01:13:44,587 --> 01:13:45,754 Can we be friends again? 1245 01:13:45,838 --> 01:13:47,798 Of course. 1246 01:13:55,389 --> 01:13:56,515 Come on. 1247 01:13:59,644 --> 01:14:01,478 Let's go be psychos together. 1248 01:14:07,485 --> 01:14:08,902 I'm dating Peter now. 1249 01:14:10,530 --> 01:14:11,988 He's in college with Craig. 1250 01:14:12,073 --> 01:14:15,826 He's opinionated. We have intellectual debates. 1251 01:14:15,910 --> 01:14:19,996 You were very sweet but our relationship was too one-sided. 1252 01:14:20,081 --> 01:14:22,833 I know this is hard for you. 1253 01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:24,376 I'm just glad that you're happy. 1254 01:14:25,128 --> 01:14:26,378 Okay. 1255 01:14:31,259 --> 01:14:34,261 Hey, Craig, Sam will be down. Soon. 1256 01:14:34,345 --> 01:14:36,847 Oy vey. We're gonna miss the movie. 1257 01:14:36,931 --> 01:14:39,391 Yeah, I'll go put some pep in her step. Don't worry. 1258 01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:40,517 [ Sam ] Hello? 1259 01:14:42,728 --> 01:14:45,730 Hey. Do you wanna get out of here? 1260 01:14:45,815 --> 01:14:47,107 Sure, Patrick. 1261 01:14:50,236 --> 01:14:51,486 [ Patrick ] I'll tell you something, Charlie... 1262 01:14:51,571 --> 01:14:53,446 I feel good. You know what I mean? 1263 01:14:53,531 --> 01:14:56,700 Maybe tomorrow I'll take you to this karaoke place downtown. 1264 01:14:56,784 --> 01:14:59,161 And this club off the Strip. They don't card. 1265 01:14:59,245 --> 01:15:01,246 And the Schenley Park scene. 1266 01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:04,416 You have to see the Fruit Loop at least one time. 1267 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,668 [ Patrick Howling ] 1268 01:15:16,179 --> 01:15:20,348 Oh, my God. My life is officially an after-school special. 1269 01:15:20,433 --> 01:15:21,892 Son of a bitch! 1270 01:15:22,685 --> 01:15:24,352 It really is. 1271 01:15:24,437 --> 01:15:26,271 It so is. 1272 01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:32,819 [ Patrick ] So, you ever hear the one about Lily Miller? 1273 01:15:32,904 --> 01:15:34,196 I don't know. 1274 01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:35,780 Really? 1275 01:15:35,865 --> 01:15:38,325 I thought your brother would have told you. It's a classic. 1276 01:15:38,409 --> 01:15:40,076 Maybe. 1277 01:15:40,161 --> 01:15:42,996 Okay, Lily comes here one night with this guy Parker. 1278 01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:46,917 And this was to be the night that they were gonna lose their virginity. 1279 01:15:47,001 --> 01:15:49,544 So she did it really proper. She packed a picnic. 1280 01:15:49,629 --> 01:15:51,880 Stole a bottle of wine. 1281 01:15:51,964 --> 01:15:56,635 Everything was perfect and they're just about to "do it." 1282 01:15:56,719 --> 01:15:59,262 When they realize they forgot the condoms. 1283 01:15:59,347 --> 01:16:02,515 - So what do you think happened? - I don't know. 1284 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:04,309 They did it with one of the sandwich bags. 1285 01:16:05,102 --> 01:16:06,269 Ew! 1286 01:16:07,438 --> 01:16:08,271 [ Laughing ] 1287 01:16:08,356 --> 01:16:09,940 Oh, that's disgusting! 1288 01:16:10,024 --> 01:16:11,566 Yes, it is. 1289 01:16:11,651 --> 01:16:13,985 Come on! Let's keep the train rolling. 1290 01:16:14,070 --> 01:16:16,321 Suburban legend, Charlie. 1291 01:16:16,405 --> 01:16:17,989 Well— 1292 01:16:18,074 --> 01:16:21,076 There's this girl named Second Base Stace. 1293 01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:24,829 And, well, she had boobs in 4th grade. 1294 01:16:24,914 --> 01:16:27,082 Mosquito bites. Promising. Go. 1295 01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:30,669 And she let some of the guys feel them. 1296 01:16:32,046 --> 01:16:34,506 - That's your suburban legend? - Yeah. 1297 01:16:34,590 --> 01:16:37,008 - Did you at least cop a feel? - No. 1298 01:16:37,093 --> 01:16:39,719 No. Of course not. You went home... 1299 01:16:39,804 --> 01:16:42,514 listened to "Asleep," wrote a poem— 1300 01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:44,641 Fine. Okay. Your turn. 1301 01:16:46,936 --> 01:16:48,436 Hmm. 1302 01:16:50,356 --> 01:16:51,564 Yeah. I've got one. 1303 01:16:53,859 --> 01:16:55,318 Well... 1304 01:16:55,403 --> 01:16:57,237 there's this one guy. 1305 01:16:57,321 --> 01:17:00,073 Queer as a 3-dollar bill. 1306 01:17:00,157 --> 01:17:04,035 The guy's father doesn't know about his son. 1307 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:09,374 So he comes into the basement one night when he's supposed to be out of town. 1308 01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:11,584 Catches his son with another boy. 1309 01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:14,796 So he starts beating him. 1310 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:18,883 But not like the slap kind. Like, the real kind. 1311 01:17:22,054 --> 01:17:26,725 And the boyfriend says, "Stop. You're killing him." 1312 01:17:28,019 --> 01:17:30,603 But the son just yells, "Get out." 1313 01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:35,108 And eventually... 1314 01:17:36,527 --> 01:17:39,571 the boyfriend just did. 1315 01:17:46,245 --> 01:17:48,371 Why can't you save anybody? 1316 01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:52,125 I don't know. 1317 01:17:54,462 --> 01:17:55,754 Forget it. 1318 01:17:56,797 --> 01:17:58,840 I'm free now, right? 1319 01:17:58,924 --> 01:18:02,927 I could meet the love of my life any second. 1320 01:18:03,012 --> 01:18:06,556 Things will be different now and that's good. 1321 01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:08,933 I just need to meet a good guy. 1322 01:18:09,852 --> 01:18:10,977 Yeah. 1323 01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:26,034 [ Patrick ] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1324 01:18:27,953 --> 01:18:29,162 It's all right. 1325 01:18:33,876 --> 01:18:37,295 [ Charlie ] I've been spending a lot of time with Patrick. 1326 01:18:37,380 --> 01:18:40,673 He begins every night really excited. 1327 01:18:40,758 --> 01:18:44,761 He always says he feels free and tonight is his destiny. 1328 01:18:44,845 --> 01:18:48,515 But after a while he runs out of things to keep himself numb. 1329 01:18:50,935 --> 01:18:53,812 And Sam got her letter from Penn State. 1330 01:19:00,194 --> 01:19:02,445 "We will require you to take our summer session... 1331 01:19:02,530 --> 01:19:06,199 at the main campus immediately following your high school graduation." 1332 01:19:09,412 --> 01:19:10,662 She got in, Charlie. 1333 01:19:16,669 --> 01:19:17,669 [ Sniffles ] 1334 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:18,753 [ Laughs ] 1335 01:19:22,550 --> 01:19:27,429 After that, all Patrick could talk about was college and all their futures. 1336 01:19:27,513 --> 01:19:30,014 Alice did get into NYU film school. 1337 01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:32,225 Patrick is going to the University of Washington... 1338 01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:35,979 because he wants to be near the music in Seattle. 1339 01:19:36,063 --> 01:19:41,067 But he wasn't going to leave without organizing the best senior prank ever. 1340 01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:50,034 Sam is going away right after graduation. 1341 01:19:50,119 --> 01:19:52,287 It all feels very exciting. 1342 01:19:52,371 --> 01:19:54,914 I just wish it were happening to me. 1343 01:19:54,999 --> 01:19:59,127 Especially because, ever since I blacked out in the cafeteria... 1344 01:19:59,211 --> 01:20:00,795 it's been getting worse. 1345 01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:03,965 And I can't turn it off this time. 1346 01:20:04,049 --> 01:20:08,094 All right, guys, you wanna pass your copies of Gatsby up to the front, please. 1347 01:20:08,179 --> 01:20:10,096 And I know it's the last day... 1348 01:20:10,181 --> 01:20:13,933 but if we could keep it to a dull roar, I'd appreciate it. 1349 01:20:14,018 --> 01:20:15,018 Thank you. 1350 01:20:15,102 --> 01:20:18,605 Guy. Guys. Thank you for such a great year. 1351 01:20:18,689 --> 01:20:20,565 I had a blast. I hope you did, too. 1352 01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:23,526 And I hope you have a great time this summer on your vacations. 1353 01:20:23,611 --> 01:20:25,904 Now who here is gonna read for pleasure this summer? 1354 01:20:31,452 --> 01:20:32,702 Charlie. 1355 01:20:32,786 --> 01:20:33,786 Very good. 1356 01:20:36,207 --> 01:20:37,749 [ School Bell Rings ] 1357 01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:39,167 Have a good summer. 1358 01:20:43,881 --> 01:20:45,465 Last day. 1359 01:20:45,549 --> 01:20:47,467 Yeah. 1360 01:20:47,551 --> 01:20:51,429 So I know it's none of my business, but have you decided? 1361 01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:54,432 Are you going to New York? 1362 01:20:55,476 --> 01:20:56,559 Well— 1363 01:20:57,645 --> 01:21:00,480 My wife and I like it here. 1364 01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:02,815 And I think I might be better at teaching than writing. 1365 01:21:02,900 --> 01:21:04,025 [ Chuckles ] 1366 01:21:04,109 --> 01:21:06,694 You know, Charlie, I was thinking that, uh... 1367 01:21:08,239 --> 01:21:10,156 maybe I could still give you books next year. 1368 01:21:10,241 --> 01:21:12,742 Yeah. Yeah. 1369 01:21:12,826 --> 01:21:15,161 I think you could write one of them one day. 1370 01:21:16,372 --> 01:21:18,915 - Really? - I do. 1371 01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:23,461 You're the best teacher I've ever had. 1372 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:25,797 Thank you. 1373 01:21:35,474 --> 01:21:38,059 [ All Chanting ] 1 0, nine, eight... 1374 01:21:38,143 --> 01:21:40,270 seven, six, five... 1375 01:21:40,354 --> 01:21:42,939 four, three, two, one. 1376 01:21:43,023 --> 01:21:44,941 - [ School Bell Rings ] - [ All Cheering ] 1377 01:21:50,990 --> 01:21:52,532 [ Charlie ] Dear friend... 1378 01:21:52,616 --> 01:21:55,159 I wanted to tell you about us running. 1379 01:21:55,244 --> 01:21:57,036 There was this beautiful sunset. 1380 01:21:57,121 --> 01:21:59,455 And just a few hours before, everyone I love... 1381 01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:02,166 had their last day of high school ever. 1382 01:22:02,251 --> 01:22:04,210 I was happy because they were happy... 1383 01:22:04,295 --> 01:22:06,629 even though I counted and I have... 1384 01:22:06,714 --> 01:22:10,925 1 ,095 days to go. 1385 01:22:11,010 --> 01:22:13,428 I kept imagining what school would be like without them... 1386 01:22:13,512 --> 01:22:16,180 as they were all getting ready for their prom. 1387 01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:19,642 My sister finally decided to break up with Derek... 1388 01:22:19,727 --> 01:22:22,145 and go stag with her girlfriends instead. 1389 01:22:24,398 --> 01:22:26,649 And then there was Sam. 1390 01:22:26,734 --> 01:22:30,069 I've looked at her picture since that night. 1391 01:22:30,154 --> 01:22:33,489 I like to see how happy she was before she knew. 1392 01:22:33,574 --> 01:22:37,452 They were in a hotel suite after prom and the truth came out. 1393 01:22:37,536 --> 01:22:41,456 Basically Craig has been cheating on Sam the whole time. 1394 01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:43,291 When I heard that... 1395 01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:45,960 I kept thinking about the happy girl in these pictures. 1396 01:22:46,045 --> 01:22:49,839 'Cause she doesn't have 1 ,095 days to go. 1397 01:22:49,923 --> 01:22:51,841 She made it. 1398 01:22:51,925 --> 01:22:54,135 This is her time. 1399 01:22:54,219 --> 01:22:57,013 And no one should be able to take that away. 1400 01:22:59,266 --> 01:23:00,767 Congratulations. 1401 01:23:00,851 --> 01:23:02,769 Oh, Charlie. Charlie's here. Guys, group photo. 1402 01:23:02,853 --> 01:23:04,312 We should all take a group photo. 1403 01:23:04,396 --> 01:23:06,397 Ooh! Get against the railing and try to look suave. 1404 01:23:06,482 --> 01:23:08,941 Yep, this is the one. That's gonna be a great angle. 1405 01:23:12,196 --> 01:23:13,780 [ Ticking ] 1406 01:23:16,950 --> 01:23:18,826 At her going away party... 1407 01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:22,163 I wanted her to know about that night we went through the tunnel. 1408 01:23:22,247 --> 01:23:24,165 And how for the first time... 1409 01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:26,292 I felt like I belonged somewhere. 1410 01:23:27,961 --> 01:23:30,630 And tomorrow, she's leaving. 1411 01:23:30,714 --> 01:23:33,424 So I wanted to give her a part of me. 1412 01:23:35,761 --> 01:23:38,221 Are these all your books, Charlie? 1413 01:23:47,606 --> 01:23:49,023 Thanks for staying up with me. 1414 01:23:49,108 --> 01:23:51,734 Sure. 1415 01:23:51,819 --> 01:23:56,781 My brother said Penn State has this restaurant called Ye Olde College Diner. 1416 01:23:56,865 --> 01:23:59,075 You have to get a grilled sticky on your first night. 1417 01:23:59,159 --> 01:24:01,494 It's a tradition. 1418 01:24:02,287 --> 01:24:03,621 That sounds like fun. 1419 01:24:03,706 --> 01:24:04,789 Yeah. 1420 01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:10,169 Pretty soon, you'll have a whole new group of friends, you know. 1421 01:24:11,505 --> 01:24:13,798 You won't even think about this place anymore. 1422 01:24:16,343 --> 01:24:17,677 Yes, I will. 1423 01:24:31,150 --> 01:24:32,817 Had lunch with Craig today. 1424 01:24:34,820 --> 01:24:36,571 Yeah? 1425 01:24:36,655 --> 01:24:39,657 He said he was sorry and that I was right to break up with him. 1426 01:24:41,910 --> 01:24:46,748 I'm driving away and was feeling so small. 1427 01:24:46,832 --> 01:24:52,754 Just asking myself, "Why do I and everyone I love... 1428 01:24:52,838 --> 01:24:55,965 pick people who treat us like we're nothing?" 1429 01:25:00,721 --> 01:25:03,514 We accept the love we think we deserve. 1430 01:25:10,022 --> 01:25:12,356 Then why didn't you ever ask me out? 1431 01:25:19,364 --> 01:25:20,907 I, um— 1432 01:25:20,991 --> 01:25:23,367 I just didn't think that you wanted that. 1433 01:25:24,119 --> 01:25:26,204 Well, what did you want? 1434 01:25:27,539 --> 01:25:29,874 I just want you to be happy. 1435 01:25:30,876 --> 01:25:32,794 Don't you get it, Charlie? 1436 01:25:33,837 --> 01:25:36,380 I can't feel that. 1437 01:25:36,465 --> 01:25:39,634 It's really sweet and everything, but— 1438 01:25:39,718 --> 01:25:42,470 You can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours... 1439 01:25:42,554 --> 01:25:44,222 and think that counts as love. 1440 01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:47,350 I don't want to be somebody's crush. 1441 01:25:47,434 --> 01:25:51,312 I want people to like the real me. 1442 01:25:54,483 --> 01:25:56,859 I know who you are, Sam. 1443 01:26:02,407 --> 01:26:04,242 I know I'm quiet. 1444 01:26:05,494 --> 01:26:08,371 And I know I should speak more. 1445 01:26:08,455 --> 01:26:12,333 But if you knew the things that were in my head most of the time... 1446 01:26:12,417 --> 01:26:15,628 you'd know what it really meant. 1447 01:26:17,506 --> 01:26:20,424 How much we're alike... 1448 01:26:20,509 --> 01:26:22,969 and how we've been through the same things. 1449 01:26:24,596 --> 01:26:26,848 And you're not small. 1450 01:26:26,932 --> 01:26:28,266 You're beautiful. 1451 01:26:55,002 --> 01:26:56,127 What's wrong, Charlie? 1452 01:26:56,670 --> 01:26:57,962 Nothing. 1453 01:27:23,989 --> 01:27:26,616 [ Chattering ] 1454 01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:28,159 You know I'm gonna call you all the time. 1455 01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:30,620 - We're gonna see each other in New York. - All the time. 1456 01:27:33,582 --> 01:27:34,832 Come on, Sam. 1457 01:28:17,209 --> 01:28:18,751 What's wrong, Charlie? 1458 01:28:22,214 --> 01:28:23,673 [ Woman ] Put your seat belt on. 1459 01:28:23,757 --> 01:28:24,882 We'll meet you there. 1460 01:28:48,615 --> 01:28:50,241 Don't wake your sister. 1461 01:29:03,005 --> 01:29:04,755 It'll be our little secret, okay? 1462 01:29:07,175 --> 01:29:10,636 Look, Charlie, she's fast asleep. 1463 01:29:12,556 --> 01:29:13,639 Don't wake your sister. 1464 01:29:20,981 --> 01:29:25,359 My fault. 1465 01:29:26,028 --> 01:29:27,611 It's all my fault. 1466 01:29:27,696 --> 01:29:29,530 It'll be our little secret. Okay? 1467 01:29:29,614 --> 01:29:30,781 Stop it. 1468 01:29:31,950 --> 01:29:33,117 Stop. 1469 01:29:37,205 --> 01:29:41,333 Stop crying. 1470 01:29:48,383 --> 01:29:49,800 [ Charlie ] This'll be our little secret. 1471 01:29:53,889 --> 01:29:55,598 [ Phone Ringing ] 1472 01:29:56,558 --> 01:29:58,684 Candace. Your brother's on the phone. 1473 01:30:01,313 --> 01:30:02,563 Hello? 1474 01:30:02,647 --> 01:30:04,899 - Hey, Candace. - Charlie? 1475 01:30:04,983 --> 01:30:09,570 Sam and Patrick left, and I can't stop thinking about something. 1476 01:30:09,654 --> 01:30:10,821 Shh. What? 1477 01:30:10,906 --> 01:30:12,156 Candace... 1478 01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:15,785 I killed Aunt Helen, didn't I? 1479 01:30:15,869 --> 01:30:17,620 She died getting my birthday present... 1480 01:30:17,704 --> 01:30:20,748 so I guess I killed her, right? 1481 01:30:20,832 --> 01:30:22,917 I've tried to stop thinking that, but I can't. 1482 01:30:23,001 --> 01:30:24,668 She keeps driving away and dying. 1483 01:30:24,753 --> 01:30:26,295 Call the police and send them to my house. 1484 01:30:26,379 --> 01:30:28,130 I can't stop her. I'm crazy again. 1485 01:30:28,215 --> 01:30:29,799 No. Charlie, listen to me. 1486 01:30:29,883 --> 01:30:31,926 Mom and Dad are gonna be home with Chris any second. 1487 01:30:32,010 --> 01:30:34,303 I'm just thinking... 1488 01:30:34,387 --> 01:30:36,597 what if I wanted her to die, Candace? 1489 01:30:36,681 --> 01:30:38,849 - What? Charlie? - [ Line Clicks ] 1490 01:30:38,934 --> 01:30:40,059 Charlie! 1491 01:31:15,137 --> 01:31:16,428 Charlie? 1492 01:31:17,514 --> 01:31:19,056 I'm Dr. Burton. 1493 01:31:23,770 --> 01:31:25,271 Where am I? 1494 01:31:25,355 --> 01:31:27,523 Mayview Hospital. 1495 01:31:29,484 --> 01:31:34,071 You, uh— You have to let me go. My dad can't afford it. 1496 01:31:34,156 --> 01:31:36,157 Oh, don't worry about that. 1497 01:31:36,241 --> 01:31:41,162 No. I saw them when I was little... 1498 01:31:41,246 --> 01:31:43,497 and I don't want to be a Mayview kid. 1499 01:31:43,582 --> 01:31:45,374 Just tell me how to stop it. 1500 01:31:45,458 --> 01:31:46,792 Stop what? 1501 01:31:47,586 --> 01:31:49,461 Seeing it. 1502 01:31:52,007 --> 01:31:56,093 All their lives all the time. 1503 01:31:57,137 --> 01:31:59,096 How do you stop seeing it? 1504 01:31:59,181 --> 01:32:01,056 Seeing what, Charlie? 1505 01:32:01,141 --> 01:32:06,729 There is so much pain. 1506 01:32:06,813 --> 01:32:11,442 And I don't know how to not notice it. 1507 01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:13,360 What's hurting you? 1508 01:32:13,445 --> 01:32:14,737 No, not me. 1509 01:32:14,821 --> 01:32:19,366 It's them. It's everyone. It never stops. 1510 01:32:20,493 --> 01:32:21,660 Do you understand? 1511 01:32:28,627 --> 01:32:30,669 What about your Aunt Helen? 1512 01:32:34,633 --> 01:32:36,967 What about her? 1513 01:32:37,052 --> 01:32:38,594 Do you see her? 1514 01:32:41,848 --> 01:32:43,974 Yes. 1515 01:32:44,059 --> 01:32:46,060 She had a terrible life. 1516 01:32:48,980 --> 01:32:50,064 God, what am I supposed to— 1517 01:32:50,148 --> 01:32:53,317 You said some things about her in your sleep. 1518 01:32:53,401 --> 01:32:55,236 I don't care. 1519 01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:56,820 If you want to get better... 1520 01:32:57,989 --> 01:32:59,657 you have to. 1521 01:33:06,414 --> 01:33:07,414 She— 1522 01:33:08,917 --> 01:33:11,335 She was insane. 1523 01:33:12,170 --> 01:33:13,545 I'm just sayin'. 1524 01:33:14,547 --> 01:33:15,839 She— 1525 01:33:17,342 --> 01:33:18,759 Charlie? 1526 01:33:18,843 --> 01:33:21,178 You gonna let me help you here? 1527 01:33:24,224 --> 01:33:25,432 Okay. 1528 01:33:26,726 --> 01:33:29,520 Do you remember anything before you blacked out? 1529 01:33:32,190 --> 01:33:34,984 I remember leaving Sam's house. 1530 01:33:35,777 --> 01:33:38,862 I was walking home. And— 1531 01:33:40,448 --> 01:33:42,616 [ Charlie ] I was in the hospital for a while. 1532 01:33:44,411 --> 01:33:47,663 I won't go into detail about all of it. 1533 01:33:47,747 --> 01:33:51,959 But I will say there were some very bad days. 1534 01:33:52,043 --> 01:33:54,712 And some unexpected beautiful days. 1535 01:33:57,716 --> 01:34:01,385 The worst day was the time my doctor told my mom and dad... 1536 01:34:01,469 --> 01:34:03,387 what Aunt Helen did to me. 1537 01:34:10,228 --> 01:34:11,270 Honey? 1538 01:34:14,065 --> 01:34:15,733 I'm so sorry. 1539 01:34:29,914 --> 01:34:32,833 The best days were those when I could have visitors. 1540 01:34:32,917 --> 01:34:35,377 My brother and sister always came for those... 1541 01:34:35,462 --> 01:34:38,547 until Chris had to go to training camp. 1542 01:34:38,631 --> 01:34:40,758 He's going to be first string this year. 1543 01:34:42,886 --> 01:34:46,805 My sister told me she met a nice guy at her summer job. 1544 01:34:50,810 --> 01:34:53,270 Here he is. 1545 01:34:53,355 --> 01:34:57,191 So I'll see you Thursday at 6:00, right? 1546 01:34:57,275 --> 01:34:59,276 - Okay. - You gonna hang in there? 1547 01:34:59,361 --> 01:35:02,196 My doctor said we can't choose where we come from... 1548 01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:04,782 but we can choose where we go from there. 1549 01:35:05,992 --> 01:35:07,576 I know it's not all the answers... 1550 01:35:07,660 --> 01:35:11,372 but it was enough to start putting these pieces together. 1551 01:35:12,624 --> 01:35:14,375 God bless this food we are about to receive. 1552 01:35:14,459 --> 01:35:15,876 We thank you for this bounty... 1553 01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:18,253 in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, Amen. 1554 01:35:18,338 --> 01:35:20,339 - Amen. - Amen. 1555 01:35:28,556 --> 01:35:31,183 How do you think the Penguins are gonna do this year, Dad? 1556 01:35:33,561 --> 01:35:35,229 Goddamn Penguins. 1557 01:35:35,313 --> 01:35:37,523 Think they're allergic to goddamn defense. 1558 01:35:40,985 --> 01:35:43,195 What do the players call a puck again? 1559 01:35:43,863 --> 01:35:45,489 A biscuit. 1560 01:35:45,573 --> 01:35:47,574 Are you sure it's not a "goddamn biscuit"? 1561 01:35:47,659 --> 01:35:49,118 You're cruisin' for a bruisin'. 1562 01:35:49,202 --> 01:35:50,994 [ Mother ] Honey, I think we're gonna have to do... 1563 01:35:51,079 --> 01:35:52,746 a little shopping for you before you take off, huh? 1564 01:35:52,831 --> 01:35:55,582 - Yeah, I need some books. - [ Mother ] Clothes, too. 1565 01:35:55,667 --> 01:35:56,834 Yeah. 1566 01:35:59,879 --> 01:36:01,004 [ Doorbell Rings ] 1567 01:36:02,424 --> 01:36:04,174 Can Charlie come out and play? 1568 01:36:10,223 --> 01:36:12,599 The first night, we had grilled stickies. 1569 01:36:12,684 --> 01:36:14,059 So good. 1570 01:36:14,144 --> 01:36:15,936 You have to visit in the fall. We'll have some, okay? 1571 01:36:16,020 --> 01:36:17,104 Definitely. 1572 01:36:17,188 --> 01:36:18,647 Oh, sorry... 1573 01:36:18,731 --> 01:36:21,233 Charlie has a breakdown scheduled for October. 1574 01:36:21,317 --> 01:36:22,568 [ Charlie Chuckles Softly ] 1575 01:36:22,652 --> 01:36:24,695 Well, can I tell you something? 1576 01:36:24,779 --> 01:36:27,030 I've been away for two months. 1577 01:36:27,740 --> 01:36:29,199 It's another world. 1578 01:36:29,284 --> 01:36:31,285 And it gets better. 1579 01:36:31,369 --> 01:36:34,455 And my roommate Katie has the best taste in music. 1580 01:36:40,920 --> 01:36:42,713 I found the tunnel song. 1581 01:36:46,050 --> 01:36:47,050 Let's drive. 1582 01:36:48,136 --> 01:36:49,136 [ Patrick Whoops ] 1583 01:36:51,806 --> 01:36:54,516 [ Charlie ] I don't know if I will have the time to write any more letters... 1584 01:36:54,601 --> 01:36:57,728 because I might be too busy trying to participate. 1585 01:37:01,107 --> 01:37:03,484 So, if this does end up being the last letter... 1586 01:37:03,568 --> 01:37:07,654 I want you to know that I was in a bad place before I started high school. 1587 01:37:07,739 --> 01:37:10,157 And you helped me. 1588 01:37:10,241 --> 01:37:12,493 Even if you didn't know what I was talking about... 1589 01:37:12,577 --> 01:37:14,828 or know someone who's gone through it. 1590 01:37:14,913 --> 01:37:16,747 You made me not feel alone. 1591 01:37:19,417 --> 01:37:23,837 Because I know there are people who say all these things don't happen. 1592 01:37:23,922 --> 01:37:29,510 There are people who forget what it's like to be 1 6 when they turn 1 7. 1593 01:37:29,594 --> 01:37:32,221 I know these will all be stories someday. 1594 01:37:32,305 --> 01:37:35,265 And our pictures will become old photographs. 1595 01:37:35,350 --> 01:37:37,851 And we'll all become somebody's mom or dad. 1596 01:37:39,604 --> 01:37:43,398 But right now these moments are not stories. 1597 01:37:43,483 --> 01:37:44,858 This is happening. 1598 01:37:45,860 --> 01:37:47,361 I am here. 1599 01:37:47,445 --> 01:37:49,029 And I am looking at her. 1600 01:37:49,948 --> 01:37:52,282 And she is so beautiful. 1601 01:38:02,293 --> 01:38:04,044 I can see it. 1602 01:38:04,128 --> 01:38:07,631 This one moment when you know you're not a sad story. 1603 01:38:08,550 --> 01:38:11,134 You are alive. 1604 01:38:11,219 --> 01:38:13,887 You stand up and see the lights on the buildings... 1605 01:38:13,972 --> 01:38:17,099 and everything that makes you wonder. 1606 01:38:17,183 --> 01:38:19,434 And you're listening to that song on that drive... 1607 01:38:19,519 --> 01:38:22,563 with the people you love most in this world. 1608 01:38:25,358 --> 01:38:28,110 And in this moment, I swear... 1609 01:38:29,988 --> 01:38:31,780 we are infinite. 1610 01:38:31,864 --> 01:38:35,617 [ Both Screaming ] 1611 01:38:35,702 --> 01:38:38,412 ♪♪ [ Rock ] 1612 01:38:48,214 --> 01:38:49,840 ♪ I ♪ 1613 01:38:51,634 --> 01:38:54,845 ♪ I will be king ♪ 1614 01:38:56,306 --> 01:38:59,891 ♪ And you ♪ 1615 01:38:59,976 --> 01:39:02,352 ♪ You will be queen ♪ 1616 01:39:05,023 --> 01:39:07,399 ♪ Though nothing ♪ 1617 01:39:07,483 --> 01:39:10,485 ♪ Nothing will keep us together ♪ 1618 01:39:13,406 --> 01:39:16,783 ♪ We can beat them ♪ 1619 01:39:16,868 --> 01:39:19,369 ♪ Forever and ever♪ 1620 01:39:21,164 --> 01:39:23,582 ♪ We can be heroes ♪ 1621 01:39:25,543 --> 01:39:28,086 ♪Just for one day ♪ 1622 01:39:48,066 --> 01:39:49,733 ♪ I ♪ 1623 01:39:51,235 --> 01:39:53,737 ♪ I will be king ♪ 1624 01:39:56,240 --> 01:39:59,660 ♪ And you ♪ 1625 01:39:59,744 --> 01:40:02,037 ♪ You will be queen ♪ 1626 01:40:04,791 --> 01:40:07,959 ♪ Though nothing ♪ 1627 01:40:08,044 --> 01:40:10,629 ♪ Will drive them away ♪ 1628 01:40:12,590 --> 01:40:16,677 ♪ We can be heroes ♪ 1629 01:40:16,761 --> 01:40:19,179 ♪Just for one day ♪ 1630 01:40:21,641 --> 01:40:24,267 ♪ We can be us ♪ 1631 01:40:25,436 --> 01:40:27,771 ♪Just for one day ♪ 1632 01:40:30,775 --> 01:40:33,902 ♪ I ♪ 1633 01:40:33,986 --> 01:40:36,154 ♪ I can remember♪ 1634 01:40:36,239 --> 01:40:39,116 ♪ I remember♪ 1635 01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:42,828 ♪ Standing ♪ 1636 01:40:42,912 --> 01:40:47,416 ♪ By the wall ♪ 1637 01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:51,211 ♪ And the guards ♪ 1638 01:40:51,295 --> 01:40:53,171 ♪ Shot above our heads ♪ 1639 01:40:53,256 --> 01:40:55,549 ♪ Over our heads ♪ 1640 01:40:55,633 --> 01:40:58,719 ♪ And we kissed ♪ 1641 01:40:58,803 --> 01:41:01,596 ♪ As though nothing could fall ♪ 1642 01:41:01,681 --> 01:41:04,057 ♪ Nothing could fall ♪ 1643 01:41:04,142 --> 01:41:08,228 ♪ And the shame ♪ 1644 01:41:08,312 --> 01:41:10,814 ♪ Was on the other side ♪ 1645 01:41:12,525 --> 01:41:16,236 ♪ Oh, we can beat them ♪ 1646 01:41:16,320 --> 01:41:18,989 ♪ Forever and ever♪ 1647 01:41:20,658 --> 01:41:24,995 ♪ Then we can be heroes ♪ 1648 01:41:25,079 --> 01:41:27,622 ♪Just for one day ♪ 1649 01:41:33,588 --> 01:41:53,523 ♪ We can be heroes ♪ 1650 01:41:54,692 --> 01:41:57,194 ♪Just for one day ♪ 1651 01:41:59,071 --> 01:42:01,823 ♪ We can be heroes ♪ 1652 01:42:03,743 --> 01:42:07,162 ♪ We're nothing ♪ 1653 01:42:07,246 --> 01:42:09,873 ♪ And nothing will help us ♪ 1654 01:42:11,709 --> 01:42:14,127 ♪ Maybe we're lying ♪ 1655 01:42:15,463 --> 01:42:17,839 ♪ Then you better not stay ♪ 1656 01:42:19,926 --> 01:42:22,844 ♪ But we could be safer♪ 1657 01:42:24,388 --> 01:42:26,765 ♪Just for one day ♪ 1658 01:42:28,768 --> 01:42:32,979 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 1659 01:42:33,064 --> 01:42:36,066 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪♪