0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 1 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:06,943 ? I didn't mean to make you cry? 2 00:01:12,657 --> 00:01:15,702 Watch where you're going, bitch! 3 00:01:15,952 --> 00:01:18,788 - What? - Thanks for cutting me off! 4 00:01:18,955 --> 00:01:21,624 You almost took my side view mirror off, slut! 5 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:26,212 You're lucky I have to be somewhere, or I'd fuck your ass up right now. 6 00:01:26,379 --> 00:01:28,715 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 7 00:01:37,849 --> 00:01:39,209 Did you call me a slut back there? 8 00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:41,102 Yeah. I don't even know where that came from. 9 00:01:57,035 --> 00:01:59,954 - You ready to get proud? - Oh, dude. Dude. 10 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:02,540 I'm here. I'm queer. 11 00:02:02,999 --> 00:02:04,542 Better get used to it. 12 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:06,211 - Hmm. 13 00:02:06,878 --> 00:02:08,922 Oh, maybe I shouldn't touch you so people won't think we're together. 14 00:02:09,088 --> 00:02:11,674 Oh, yeah. Get off me. Stop cock-blocking me. 15 00:02:11,841 --> 00:02:14,385 - Vagina-blocking? - No. Still cock-blocking. 16 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:16,112 Doesn't make sense. There's two vaginas. 17 00:02:16,221 --> 00:02:18,056 I don't know. Nobody ever changed it. 18 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:27,774 ? And you grow and you grow and you grow? 19 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:35,740 ? And you grow and you grow and you grow? 20 00:02:40,495 --> 00:02:44,457 ? When you know and you know and you know? 21 00:03:30,712 --> 00:03:33,798 Mmm. Thank you for coming to Pride with me today. 22 00:03:33,965 --> 00:03:35,633 Thank you for letting me sleep over. 23 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,386 - I was way too tired to drive home. - As usual. 24 00:03:38,553 --> 00:03:40,805 Wait. Hey. Get... Get up. 25 00:03:40,972 --> 00:03:42,640 - What? - Wrong pillow. 26 00:03:42,807 --> 00:03:45,685 You like this one, stupid. Orthopedic. 27 00:03:45,852 --> 00:03:47,228 Curvy. Fits your head. 28 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:48,938 Oh! 29 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:52,859 Oh, you're right. 30 00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:03,077 No. 31 00:04:03,912 --> 00:04:05,163 No. 32 00:04:07,332 --> 00:04:09,417 Wait. No, what about that girl? 33 00:04:09,584 --> 00:04:12,170 She's really cute, and she lives two miles away. 34 00:04:12,337 --> 00:04:13,880 You could... You could walk over there. 35 00:04:14,464 --> 00:04:16,704 And then if you don't like her, you could just walk home. 36 00:04:16,716 --> 00:04:17,759 Mm-hmm. 37 00:04:17,884 --> 00:04:19,844 - All right. Maybe later. - Why not now? 38 00:04:20,011 --> 00:04:23,514 Because it's 2:00 a.m. That's a really bad first impression. 39 00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:27,894 She'll probably imagine me, like, laying in bed flicking it. 40 00:04:28,061 --> 00:04:30,355 Flicking. Yes. Yes. 41 00:04:34,067 --> 00:04:35,944 Are you feeling yourself up? 42 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:39,781 I have this weird dent in my left boob. 43 00:04:40,823 --> 00:04:43,576 Is that a thing? Like a reverse tumor? 44 00:04:43,743 --> 00:04:45,453 What? Let me see. 45 00:04:47,038 --> 00:04:48,748 No. I don't see anything. 46 00:04:48,915 --> 00:04:50,708 - I see it. - Oh, God. 47 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:52,126 This is why I don't have a boyfriend. 48 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:54,013 'Cause I spend all my time having sleepovers 49 00:04:54,170 --> 00:04:56,673 and staring at my lesbian best friend's boobs. 50 00:04:56,839 --> 00:05:00,301 You don't have a boyfriend because you're way too picky. 51 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,512 I just wanna meet a guy that I like as much as you. 52 00:05:02,679 --> 00:05:04,305 Is that too much to ask for? 53 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:06,891 Yes. Yes, it is. 54 00:05:07,058 --> 00:05:09,102 I hate everyone but you. 55 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:12,063 We're screwed. 56 00:05:19,237 --> 00:05:21,948 Hey, I'm Shawneen, and I'm from Omaha, Nebraska. 57 00:05:22,115 --> 00:05:24,701 I've never really considered myself pretty. 58 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:26,786 Yeah, right, Shawneen. 59 00:05:26,953 --> 00:05:29,113 I don't buy for a second you don't think you're pretty. 60 00:05:29,122 --> 00:05:31,042 You're on a show called America's Next Top Model. 61 00:05:31,207 --> 00:05:32,792 You obviously think you're pretty. 62 00:05:32,959 --> 00:05:34,961 She reminds me of Amanda from Cycle 3. 63 00:05:35,128 --> 00:05:37,797 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Her eyes, they're so weird. 64 00:05:37,964 --> 00:05:40,008 - Oh, Sasha. - What? 65 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:43,177 Amanda's eyes look like that because she was legally blind, 66 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:46,806 and I heard after the show she went full-on blind. 67 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:48,725 Whoops. 68 00:05:49,726 --> 00:05:51,686 - Oh! 69 00:05:51,936 --> 00:05:53,521 - Do you want this? - No. No. 70 00:05:53,688 --> 00:05:55,231 I'm starting a new case tomorrow. 71 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:57,275 It's my first one without the partners. 72 00:05:57,442 --> 00:05:59,652 I gotta be firing on all cylinders. 73 00:05:59,819 --> 00:06:02,572 Well, lucky me. I don't have to fire on any cylinders 74 00:06:02,739 --> 00:06:05,116 to answer the phone all day. 75 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:08,745 - I can crash here, right? - Uh, yeah, sure. 76 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:18,254 - Thank you. - Thank you so much. 77 00:06:18,963 --> 00:06:21,299 - Give me. - Guys, quick question. 78 00:06:21,966 --> 00:06:23,801 Is Vanessa looking over here? 79 00:06:24,802 --> 00:06:26,429 Sasha, is she talking to someone? 80 00:06:26,846 --> 00:06:29,348 I don't know. Jenn, look for yourself. 81 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:33,061 Jen, is she? Is she? 82 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:35,063 Yeah. She seems pretty into some girl. 83 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:36,564 God. 84 00:06:36,731 --> 00:06:38,316 Well, you know what? That's funny. 85 00:06:38,483 --> 00:06:41,235 'Cause I hope some girl knows that Vanessa isn't in the mind space 86 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:43,488 to be monogamous right now, so... 87 00:06:43,696 --> 00:06:45,281 Jenn, you have to get over this Vanessa thing. 88 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:46,574 It's been like six months. 89 00:06:46,824 --> 00:06:49,702 I'm over it completely. I just think it's funny that she said that, 90 00:06:49,911 --> 00:06:52,371 and then she started dating someone monogamously like a week later. 91 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:54,499 It's just, like, insanely funny to me. 92 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:56,084 Is it not to you? Like, what? 93 00:06:56,209 --> 00:06:57,418 Jen. 94 00:07:00,004 --> 00:07:03,174 Oh, my God, why is every lesbian named Jen? 95 00:07:03,341 --> 00:07:05,661 I know. It's annoying. That's why I spell mine with two Ns. 96 00:07:05,802 --> 00:07:07,345 I'm Jen 1.0. 97 00:07:07,512 --> 00:07:10,807 Why do you say that like that's a good thing? 2.0 is better than 1.0. 98 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:12,225 Maybe to you. 99 00:07:12,517 --> 00:07:14,185 Could you not sit so close to me? 100 00:07:14,352 --> 00:07:15,937 I don't want anyone to think that we're together. 101 00:07:16,104 --> 00:07:17,438 Oh, my God. 102 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:21,400 Okay, but there's no one here that we don't already know anyway. 103 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:23,611 I'm telling you, there is no one left. 104 00:07:23,778 --> 00:07:25,488 Well, there are at least two people left 105 00:07:25,655 --> 00:07:28,449 because Paige and I both have dates tomorrow night. 106 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:30,201 - Thank you. - Really? 107 00:07:30,368 --> 00:07:33,538 Oh, that's... that's... that's great. That's awesome. 108 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:36,833 Yeah, we got drunk and agreed to go on internet dates on the same night. 109 00:07:36,999 --> 00:07:38,918 And she is going out with a doctor. 110 00:07:39,085 --> 00:07:40,419 Yeah. 111 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:43,756 What? What... What is wrong with this one? 112 00:07:44,382 --> 00:07:46,592 He just says douchey things in his e-mails, 113 00:07:46,759 --> 00:07:47,885 quotes a lot of movies 114 00:07:48,052 --> 00:07:50,555 and says things like, "You betcha" and "Gotcha." 115 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:52,640 And in a couple of his photos, 116 00:07:52,849 --> 00:07:57,228 he's wearing, like, T-shirts with messages on them and slogans. 117 00:07:57,395 --> 00:07:58,938 I think it's like his style. 118 00:07:59,105 --> 00:08:00,523 Ew. 119 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,024 - Sorry. - It's fine. 120 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:04,986 I like the shirt, so... 121 00:08:05,153 --> 00:08:06,913 It's great. That one says a positive message. 122 00:08:06,988 --> 00:08:08,281 It's true. 123 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:10,158 What about you, Sasha? Do we know her? 124 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:12,493 - Who's your date with? - Um, well, you might. 125 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,079 Have you ever seen the show To Catch a Predator? 126 00:08:15,246 --> 00:08:17,874 - Love that show. - Well, she was on it. 127 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,542 My date was on To Catch a Predator. 128 00:08:19,709 --> 00:08:21,794 She works for the agency that catches the predator. 129 00:08:21,961 --> 00:08:24,505 She... She goes online and flirts with old dudes, 130 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:26,424 pretending to be a 14-year-old. 131 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:28,050 Oh, my God. Please marry her. 132 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:30,303 - She's a celebrity. - Yeah. Yeah. 133 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:32,096 - I might. 134 00:08:32,263 --> 00:08:35,600 Oh, God, it's so funny. I just always had this feeling 135 00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:37,935 that everyone was gonna couple up before me. 136 00:08:38,144 --> 00:08:40,504 I mean, it's fine. I just think it's funny that I called it. 137 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,914 Hey, what's up? I'm Trace. 138 00:08:58,206 --> 00:08:59,874 - Sasha. - Nice to meet you. 139 00:09:00,041 --> 00:09:01,441 - Nice to meet you too. - What's up? 140 00:09:01,459 --> 00:09:04,295 - Not much. How are you? - Oh. I'm sorry I'm late. 141 00:09:04,462 --> 00:09:07,215 Man, I had an intense day at work. 142 00:09:10,009 --> 00:09:11,594 Ooh. 143 00:09:11,761 --> 00:09:13,179 What was intense about it? 144 00:09:13,429 --> 00:09:15,723 I went on a sting today. 145 00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:18,309 Took down a board on a 4chan. 146 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:23,105 Oh. I... What is 4chan? 147 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:27,360 Oh. 4... Yeah, 4chan's an anonymous message board. 148 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:30,863 Used to be an image hosting site. Now it's a hotbed for pedophilia. 149 00:09:31,656 --> 00:09:33,532 Crazy. Disturbing. 150 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:36,327 Oh, my God. 151 00:09:37,912 --> 00:09:39,163 - Are you okay? - I'm sorry. 152 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:41,791 It's so fucking annoying 'cause, like, I'm here, 153 00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:44,877 and I just want to drink, and this guy is staring at me. 154 00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:47,255 I think he recognizes me from TV. 155 00:09:47,505 --> 00:09:49,215 Oh, my God. 156 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:50,800 Oh! 157 00:09:52,093 --> 00:09:53,970 Buddy, you got a pen? 158 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:55,930 You want an autograph? 159 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:59,558 No? Yeah, I didn't think so. 160 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:02,103 Weird. 161 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:05,147 You are so beautiful. 162 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:07,817 God, you're beautiful. Wow. 163 00:10:07,984 --> 00:10:11,195 Who tells you you're beautiful... other than me? 164 00:10:19,203 --> 00:10:22,248 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just... It's really quiet in here. 165 00:10:22,415 --> 00:10:23,874 All I can hear are mouth sounds. 166 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:26,335 I'm gonna put on some music. 167 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:29,380 Uh-oh. Are you a control freak? 168 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:31,173 What? No. 169 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,634 No? Well, I just thought there's this, 170 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:35,928 and then you have, like, four recycling bins. 171 00:10:36,095 --> 00:10:38,222 Well, uh, I am an environmental lawyer 172 00:10:38,431 --> 00:10:40,516 and clearly a better person than you. 173 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:43,394 Well, I don't know about that. I'm the best there is. 174 00:10:43,561 --> 00:10:45,771 I wake up in the morning. I piss excellence. 175 00:10:45,938 --> 00:10:47,189 What? 176 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:51,319 Uh, Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights. 177 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:53,654 Oh. I haven't seen that. 178 00:10:53,863 --> 00:10:55,865 Well, as long as you've seen Lebowski. 179 00:10:56,032 --> 00:10:58,451 Uh, well, I've seen the first half of it. 180 00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:00,953 What? 181 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:04,165 Are you saying you watched the first half of The Big Lebowski, 182 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:05,666 then you shut it off? 183 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,918 I... I feel like you're treating me 184 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:10,254 as though I just told you that I'm a sex offender. 185 00:11:10,421 --> 00:11:13,424 Wow. That... I mean, this is much worse, 186 00:11:13,591 --> 00:11:15,426 - I have to tell you. 187 00:11:15,593 --> 00:11:17,303 - My goodness. 188 00:11:18,763 --> 00:11:20,598 - Are you married? - What? 189 00:11:20,765 --> 00:11:24,143 - "Husband" is calling you. - Oh. No. 190 00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:27,104 That's my best friend Sasha. We just have this stupid joke. 191 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:29,607 - Mm-hmm. - Okay, I'll prove it to you. 192 00:11:32,777 --> 00:11:33,861 Hi, Sasha. 193 00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:35,308 Okay, you're answering the phone, 194 00:11:35,363 --> 00:11:37,823 which means you had just as shitty of a date as I did. 195 00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:40,117 Or you just got really wasted and fucked him like an hour into it 196 00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:41,524 - and he's already gone. - Uh... 197 00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:43,537 Remember that? What was that guy's name, Cory... 198 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:45,414 - I'll call you back. 199 00:11:46,624 --> 00:11:49,502 - Cory, huh? - That, um... 200 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,087 It only took Cory an hour? 201 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:52,671 I... Um... 202 00:11:53,381 --> 00:11:55,341 I don't usually do things like that. Um... 203 00:11:55,508 --> 00:11:57,093 What were his moves? 204 00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:58,719 It was, um... 205 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,763 - You know what? I'm over it. - Okay. 206 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:02,556 It's fine. 207 00:12:02,932 --> 00:12:04,892 - We all have our Corys. 208 00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:21,700 Mmm. 209 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:41,679 There you are. 210 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,389 How was your date? 211 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,224 Uh, you first. 212 00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:47,226 Where do I start? Um... 213 00:12:47,393 --> 00:12:50,396 Well, she is a baritone. 214 00:12:50,563 --> 00:12:53,899 Um, she has a tattoo of the female symbol on her wrist, 215 00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:56,777 and her license plate says "BABY BOI," with an "I." 216 00:12:57,111 --> 00:12:59,071 - Are you peeing? - Yeah. 217 00:12:59,864 --> 00:13:01,991 I love how you call me right before you pee 218 00:13:02,158 --> 00:13:04,398 instead of just waiting the ten seconds till you're done. 219 00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:05,953 Hold on one second. 220 00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:09,540 You're on speaker now. I'm brushing my teeth. 221 00:13:09,707 --> 00:13:12,460 I think that my favorite part of the date 222 00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:16,297 was when she put up two fingers and said, 223 00:13:16,589 --> 00:13:18,591 - "Sit on it." Ew! 224 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,759 - What? Why? - I don't know. 225 00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:23,387 I think she thought she was flirting. 226 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,849 So, how was your date with "Gotcha"? 227 00:13:27,016 --> 00:13:30,478 - Was he wearing a message tee? - Um, he was. 228 00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:32,438 And he quotes movies a lot. 229 00:13:32,605 --> 00:13:34,205 I didn't even get most of the references. 230 00:13:34,315 --> 00:13:37,276 Like, "I wake up in the morning and piss excellence." 231 00:13:37,443 --> 00:13:39,570 - Talladega Nights. - Oh. 232 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:44,867 Well, I guess we're gonna end up dying alone like planned. 233 00:13:45,034 --> 00:13:50,748 Um, actually, he asked me out again, and I said yes. 234 00:13:50,915 --> 00:13:53,167 I don't know. I kind of had fun with him. 235 00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:55,336 Oh. Cool. 236 00:13:55,503 --> 00:13:57,254 When are you guys going out again? 237 00:13:58,088 --> 00:13:59,590 Tomorrow. 238 00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:02,051 Which one of us is the lesbian? 239 00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:23,155 - Fuck. 240 00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:35,084 - Oh. 241 00:14:35,251 --> 00:14:37,378 Hey. I didn't see you in there. 242 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,505 You didn't see my car either, huh? 243 00:14:40,548 --> 00:14:43,050 Well, it was blocking my driveway, so... 244 00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:47,346 Uh, I wouldn't say it's blocking your driveway. 245 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:49,390 It's got a pretty wide berth here. 246 00:14:49,557 --> 00:14:51,016 Yeah, but you're over the line. 247 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,519 - Over the line? - Yeah. 248 00:14:53,686 --> 00:14:55,354 This... The line. 249 00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:59,066 Yeah, well, even if I were, uh, over the line, 250 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,944 I don't think that means you can just run into my car. 251 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,113 I'm gonna be late for work, 252 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,657 so can we just deal with this later since we're neighbors? 253 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,660 I should report this to my insurance today. 254 00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:12,288 I mean, it's a brand-new car. My wife would kill me. 255 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:13,747 You're insured, right? 256 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,916 - Of course I'm insured. - Okay. 257 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,835 I really don't see how this is my fault. 258 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,170 Yeah. Well, you know, 259 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:23,424 we can just let the insurance companies deal with all that. 260 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:25,509 Um... 261 00:15:27,303 --> 00:15:29,597 - Whoop. Okay. 262 00:15:30,139 --> 00:15:31,765 Uh, there you go. 263 00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,392 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 264 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,604 - Um, drive safe. - I always do. 265 00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:58,876 You... You got it. 266 00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:26,695 Grossman Properties. 267 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,447 Please hold. 268 00:16:41,085 --> 00:16:43,629 - Busy day? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 269 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,534 Finished everything I had to do, 270 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,424 so I thought I'd catch up on the news. 271 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,177 Hmm. 272 00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:52,471 Will you make sure this goes out today? 273 00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:54,348 Yeah. Of course. 274 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,684 And maybe you can work on separating the mail 275 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,560 since you're not doing anything else. 276 00:16:59,103 --> 00:17:01,480 Oh, I already did it. Took like ten minutes. 277 00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:04,316 Okay, well, in general, whenever you have downtime, 278 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,276 which I don't remember having when I had your job... 279 00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:08,696 But since you do, it might be a good idea 280 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,198 for you to read something related to the company. 281 00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:13,617 We just started construction on five projects this week. 282 00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:15,285 Are you familiar with all of them? 283 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,037 Not yet. 284 00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:20,374 But that's great advice. Thank you, Valerie. 285 00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:22,960 - Great. Okay. - Bye. 286 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,298 It didn't... 287 00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,259 Oh. I'm sorry. That didn't buzz you in? 288 00:17:30,426 --> 00:17:32,302 - No. - Okay. Try again. 289 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,265 - Did you get it? - No. It's still... 290 00:17:36,432 --> 00:17:38,016 - One more time. 291 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:39,893 - Ow, I just... 292 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,479 It's been acting up all morning. I'm sorry. 293 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:43,605 - Got it? 294 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:46,316 - Yeah. Thank you. - Okay. Bye. 295 00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,163 Hey! 296 00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:01,915 Open up. I gotta poop in your toilet. 297 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,961 - Hi. - Oh, my God. 298 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,464 Ah, Sasha, I'm Tim. 299 00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:12,593 - Hi. Oh, God. Yeah. - Hi. How are you? 300 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:16,180 I'm sorry. Did Paige not tell you that I was crashing your TV night? 301 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,098 No. It's okay. 302 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,017 - Uh... - Come on in. 303 00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:22,770 I'm sorry that I was so gross about the bathroom thing before. 304 00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:26,190 I just didn't know anyone else was here, and I... 305 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:27,983 - Hey, everybody poops. - Yeah. 306 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,902 Oh, good. You two met. 307 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,446 - I'll go get the wine. - Okay. 308 00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:34,531 - I'll go help her. - Nice to meet you. 309 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,285 - Dude. - Hmm? 310 00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:40,212 Why didn't you tell me Tim was gonna be here? 311 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,039 I didn't know until like an hour ago. 312 00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:44,792 He called me on his way home from work, and I thought it'd be real fun. 313 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,169 Well, I wish you would have warned me because then I wouldn't have... 314 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:50,672 worn pajama pants with a hole in the dick. 315 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:53,425 You're wearing makeup and real clothes. You look pretty. 316 00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:56,303 The guy is wearing a braided belt. He's not judging. 317 00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:58,230 And he knows we're watching Top Model, right? 318 00:18:58,347 --> 00:19:01,850 Yeah. He's never seen it before. How fun is this gonna be? 319 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:08,398 My mom was my rock, and she, you know, gave me strength. 320 00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:10,442 Wait, now, didn't her mom abandon her? 321 00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:12,736 Yes, but it's complicated. 322 00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:16,782 I know that... 323 00:19:17,074 --> 00:19:19,743 Okay, now, what does a tea ceremony have to do with modeling? 324 00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:21,790 Just watch it, and I'll explain it to you later. 325 00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:26,041 Okay. I'm gonna remember this when I'm making you watch Lebowski. 326 00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:28,752 You've never seen Big Lebowski? 327 00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:29,962 Thank you. 328 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,881 - I've seen the first half of it. - The first half? 329 00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:34,508 It's actually pretty funny. 330 00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:37,761 - "Do you see what happens, Larry?" - What? 331 00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:39,263 "Do you see what happens 332 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:42,975 when you fuck a stranger in the ass?" 333 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:47,187 - Oh, right. That's from the movie. - Okay. 334 00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,735 Now, those two are sisters, right? 335 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,445 Um, which two? 336 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,865 That one and the, uh... Wait. They're not showing her. 337 00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,700 Okay, wait. That one and then that one right there. 338 00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:02,187 Actually, they hate each other 'cause they're both Latinas, 339 00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:05,080 and they know that one Latina's gonna get eliminated soon. 340 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,707 Ah. I see. 341 00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:09,960 Well, they're both hot. Right, Sasha? That is your type. 342 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,754 See? Muy caliente. 343 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:16,091 I told Tim that you went out with that Cuban girl recently. 344 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,384 Yeah. 345 00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:18,760 Ah. 346 00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:21,805 I mean, I don't... I don't even remember how it came up. 347 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,724 Yeah, we were talking about people who were 348 00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:26,226 - living at home with their parents. - Oh, yeah. 349 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:27,561 - And I may have told Tim... - Yeah. 350 00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:30,772 That you went out with, like, three girls recently that live at home. 351 00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:32,482 - Oh. 352 00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:35,944 Wow. You told Tim a lot about me. 353 00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:37,571 I'm sorry. Was that a secret? 354 00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:40,741 Mm-mm. It's fine. Totally. 355 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:49,124 - Oh. Sasha. - Yeah? 356 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:52,753 I just wanna make sure that you can drive home safely. 357 00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:58,508 Oh. I'm sorry. Is Tim staying over? 358 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,598 Honestly, I don't... I mean, whatever you wanna do. 359 00:21:04,765 --> 00:21:06,850 - I... I... I... I don't... - I'm... I don't wanna... 360 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:08,602 I don't have to work that early. 361 00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:12,272 Oh. Yeah. I... I don't wanna assume anything. 362 00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:24,493 Hey. I'm sorry I'm late. I had to use the copier at work. 363 00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:26,912 I don't think you've ever stayed late at work. 364 00:21:27,079 --> 00:21:29,706 I didn't do it for the company. I did it for the copier. 365 00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:31,708 I'm making a little something for Paige. 366 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:33,585 She won her first big case at work today. 367 00:21:33,794 --> 00:21:36,046 - Oh, yeah! Good for her! - That's awesome. 368 00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:39,883 Some factory was dumping sludge near a school, and she had it shut down. 369 00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:41,218 Oh, fuck that factory. 370 00:21:41,385 --> 00:21:43,265 God, Paige makes me feel like such a bad person. 371 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:46,264 I know. Isn't she so like annoying Erin Brockovich? 372 00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:49,601 - "These are my boobs, Ed." - That's not the quote. 373 00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:50,978 - Yes, it is. - I'm pretty sure it is. 374 00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:52,145 I'm pretty sure it's not the quote. 375 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,550 - It is so. - Okay. Well, anyway, 376 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:56,775 I found a life-size cardboard Julia Roberts on eBay, 377 00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:58,485 and I'm gonna glue Paige's face on it 378 00:21:58,652 --> 00:22:00,492 and throw her a little surprise party tomorrow. 379 00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:02,406 - Are you guys free? - Totally. 380 00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:04,533 Actually, I was supposed to have a date with this girl 381 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:07,411 who's been writing me online like every single day, but then she... 382 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:10,288 she just told me she got back together with her ex-girlfriend, 383 00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:11,707 so that's awesome. 384 00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:13,208 It's like... 385 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,918 Yes, I'm free. I'm free. 386 00:22:15,711 --> 00:22:18,964 Great. Okay. So, 8:00 at my place? 387 00:22:19,131 --> 00:22:20,549 - Hey, Sasha. - Mm-hmm. 388 00:22:20,716 --> 00:22:23,468 That chick with the purple dick is totally checking you out. 389 00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:25,554 You should go sword fight her. 390 00:22:26,722 --> 00:22:30,267 Oh. Uh, I think I need like five more drinks before I do that. 391 00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,602 Jen, I think we have a drink. Do we not? 392 00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,312 - Here you go. - Here we go. 393 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:35,981 - Kick it down. - Drink it. 394 00:22:36,857 --> 00:22:39,067 - I just found that, by the way. 395 00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:41,661 - She didn't, I swear. - Now, go sword fight. 396 00:22:41,737 --> 00:22:43,377 Will you please stop saying "sword fight"? 397 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,407 - Only when you sword fight her. - Jenn, chanting: Sword fight! 398 00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:47,200 - Sword fight! Sword fight! - All right. 399 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:50,078 If either of you put this on YouTube, you're dead to me. 400 00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:51,913 I accept this duel. 401 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,499 - Yeah! - Whoo! 402 00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:17,314 Oh, shit. It's 1:00. 403 00:23:17,773 --> 00:23:19,524 I gotta go walk my dog. 404 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,818 - Mmm. 405 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,321 I know that I was drunk last night, 406 00:23:24,529 --> 00:23:26,865 but I don't remember seeing a dog. 407 00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:31,495 No. He lives with my ex. She and I just share custody. 408 00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:37,542 Do I hear someone in your house? 409 00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:39,836 Oh. Yeah. My mom just got home. 410 00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:42,214 - Hi, Mama! - Hi, sweetheart! 411 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:44,216 Oh, I thought this was your house. 412 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:47,886 I wish. I'm still in school. 413 00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:07,801 Please tell me that you are not early, 414 00:24:07,864 --> 00:24:10,575 - because I'm so not ready yet. - Actually... 415 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:14,746 Don't kill me, but can we reschedule Top Model night? 416 00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:16,915 Tim just surprised me. 417 00:24:17,082 --> 00:24:19,334 He wants to take me out to dinner to celebrate me winning the case. 418 00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:21,795 He even sent a car to pick me up. 419 00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:23,964 - Wow. - I know. 420 00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:27,884 I'm sure he saw it in a movie, but I don't even care. How sweet is he? 421 00:24:28,552 --> 00:24:30,595 Yeah, that's really cute. 422 00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:33,390 I know. But I feel so bad for bailing on you. 423 00:24:33,557 --> 00:24:35,225 No. Oh, my God. No, don't. 424 00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:39,563 That... Don't be silly. That's what DVR is for. 425 00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:41,940 Okay, thank you so much. I love you. 426 00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:43,358 I love you. 427 00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:01,543 - Hey. - Hi. 428 00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:04,337 Sorry. How creepy was that that I sent a car for you 429 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:05,755 - and I wasn't in it? 430 00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:06,965 I had to work late. 431 00:25:07,132 --> 00:25:09,176 Wanted you to be able to celebrate and not have to drive. 432 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:12,470 - I can't believe you did that. - Oh. Well, thank you. 433 00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:14,837 - The place looks amazing. - Oh, yeah. It's cool, right? 434 00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:17,642 I guess they do this whole local organic thing. 435 00:25:18,185 --> 00:25:19,603 - Yeah. - Okay. Good. 436 00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:23,106 - Yeah, I'll put our names in. - Uh, we have a reservation, but... 437 00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:24,941 What? 438 00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:26,651 Why are you freaking out? 439 00:25:28,028 --> 00:25:29,946 Usually with guys I have to do everything. 440 00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:33,116 I have to pick the restaurant, make the reservation, 441 00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:35,368 pick everybody up, order the wine. 442 00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:38,288 I wonder why those relationships didn't last. Geez. 443 00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:41,249 Your table's ready. 444 00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:44,044 Okay, thanks. Come on. 445 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,341 Is this too Ellen Page? 446 00:25:49,841 --> 00:25:52,677 - No. But it is the boys' section. - Oh. 447 00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:54,512 I wish Tim would wear stuff like this. 448 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:56,223 It would look so cute on him. 449 00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:58,683 Oh. Guess he just likes message tees. 450 00:25:58,975 --> 00:26:00,175 Did I tell you about his shirt 451 00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:03,063 that says "Pizza Slut" in the Pizza Hut logo? 452 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:04,856 Did you see this? This is so you. 453 00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:08,193 Oh, it's cute, but can you really wear a jumper after 30? 454 00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:11,154 What are you talking about? We're not even 29. 455 00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:13,448 Yeah, but we're both about to be. 456 00:26:13,949 --> 00:26:16,368 I don't think there's a cutoff for jumpers, dude. 457 00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:18,411 Okay, I just think there is for some clothes. 458 00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:21,790 You know when you see an older woman and she's wearing striped knee socks 459 00:26:21,957 --> 00:26:25,752 and carrying a backpack and still dyeing her hair red? 460 00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:29,214 She just seems, like, sad, like she's a sad person. 461 00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:31,591 Yeah, well, I still don't think there's a cutoff for jumpers. 462 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:34,177 Picture a 55-year-old wearing a jumper. 463 00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:38,139 Okay. I'll give you that. That is sad. 464 00:26:38,306 --> 00:26:40,350 My cutoff is 54. 465 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:47,774 - Hmm. 466 00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:49,442 I mean... 467 00:26:49,567 --> 00:26:51,194 Where's the money, Lebowski? 468 00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:52,696 So good. 469 00:26:52,904 --> 00:26:54,072 I want that money, Lebowski. 470 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:56,199 - Hmm. 471 00:26:58,493 --> 00:27:01,288 Oh. You don't have to pause it. 472 00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:03,331 No, no, no. I don't want you to miss anything. 473 00:27:03,498 --> 00:27:05,000 Okay. 474 00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:21,766 - Oh. 475 00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:31,943 Missed it. 476 00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:34,112 Sasha is with this girl. 477 00:27:34,279 --> 00:27:36,072 Okay. That's... That's... 478 00:27:36,239 --> 00:27:38,992 She's going back to her house. It's so funny. 479 00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:40,201 It's so good. 480 00:27:40,368 --> 00:27:41,953 This chick is really cute. 481 00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:44,205 - How do you know? - She sent a picture. 482 00:27:44,414 --> 00:27:46,166 - Oh. - You wanna see it? 483 00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:51,254 - You guys do that a lot. - Is it annoying? 484 00:27:51,796 --> 00:27:54,591 No, but this is, uh, my favorite movie, 485 00:27:54,758 --> 00:27:57,761 and I did watch the movie about the blind girl riding horses for you. 486 00:27:57,927 --> 00:28:00,722 Wild Hearts Can't be Broken is a classic. 487 00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:02,515 Mm-hmm. 488 00:28:02,766 --> 00:28:05,560 - Yeah. - Oh. Okay. 489 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:07,812 I'm sorry. I'm gonna turn it off, okay? 490 00:28:07,979 --> 00:28:09,564 No, no, no, no. You don't have to turn it off. 491 00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:12,859 No, no, no, no. No. No. No. I'm turning it off. I turned it off. 492 00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:16,780 - In the drawer. Huh? - Fine. 493 00:28:16,988 --> 00:28:19,508 - What do you think about that? - Fine. Still not off, but fine. 494 00:28:19,574 --> 00:28:20,909 I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. 495 00:28:21,076 --> 00:28:22,952 - It's in the drawer. 496 00:28:23,661 --> 00:28:25,997 I mean, just because my car technically hit his car 497 00:28:26,164 --> 00:28:27,832 does not mean that it's my fault. 498 00:28:27,999 --> 00:28:31,711 No. He was blocking your driveway. That's your house. 499 00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:34,130 Yeah, what am I supposed to do, not leave my home? 500 00:28:34,297 --> 00:28:37,509 Ridiculous. I think you should appeal it. 501 00:28:37,675 --> 00:28:40,595 You're right. I should. It's like a matter of principle at this point. 502 00:28:40,762 --> 00:28:43,181 Absolutely. Do not pay that asshole. 503 00:28:43,348 --> 00:28:44,974 You're right. I won't. 504 00:28:45,141 --> 00:28:46,851 - Fuck that guy. - Fuck him. 505 00:28:47,018 --> 00:28:49,229 I'll have the chicken salad on the croissant. 506 00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:51,756 Hi. I'll have the ham and Gruyère on rye, please. Thank you. 507 00:28:51,815 --> 00:28:53,566 Oh, yum. That looks good. 508 00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:56,486 How are things with Tim? How's that going? 509 00:28:56,653 --> 00:28:59,072 Really good. Couple of months in, no obvious flaws. 510 00:28:59,989 --> 00:29:01,549 Mmm. I mean, there's one, but it's dumb. 511 00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:03,493 What is that? 512 00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:05,495 Well, he's not the sharpest dresser. 513 00:29:05,662 --> 00:29:08,289 I mean, he's not terrible. He's just a little clueless. 514 00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:11,167 - Like, he still wears Tevas. - Oh, my God. 515 00:29:11,334 --> 00:29:13,211 Let's stop by Nordstrom's after this. 516 00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:14,796 They have a great shoe department. 517 00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:18,007 Mom, it's just "Nordstrom," not "Nordstrom's." 518 00:29:18,174 --> 00:29:19,974 And don't you think it's, like, a little weird 519 00:29:20,009 --> 00:29:23,054 to be buying him clothes this early into a relationship? 520 00:29:23,638 --> 00:29:27,475 No. It's never too early to start giving men fashion advice. 521 00:29:27,642 --> 00:29:28,935 They need it. 522 00:29:29,352 --> 00:29:31,020 - We'll go to Nordstrom's. - "Strom." 523 00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:32,522 "Strom." 524 00:29:32,856 --> 00:29:34,691 We'll buy him something nice. 525 00:29:34,858 --> 00:29:36,651 And when he wears it, 526 00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:39,529 you have to be sure to incentivize him 527 00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:42,031 to keep wearing it. 528 00:29:44,325 --> 00:29:45,869 Oh, my God. That's disgusting. 529 00:29:46,035 --> 00:29:47,287 Well, I'm just saying. 530 00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:50,457 It's how I got your father to stop wearing those Disney sweatshirts. 531 00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:52,375 Are you paying together or separate? 532 00:29:52,542 --> 00:29:53,960 Separate. 533 00:29:58,298 --> 00:30:00,300 Oh, my God. Thank you so much, Mom. 534 00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:02,844 Oh, I can't believe I owe so much money. 535 00:30:03,011 --> 00:30:06,389 I must have checked the wrong box or something on the W-2. 536 00:30:06,556 --> 00:30:08,141 Those forms are confusing. 537 00:30:08,308 --> 00:30:09,428 Don't worry about it, honey. 538 00:30:09,517 --> 00:30:11,060 Dad and I will take care of it online. 539 00:30:11,352 --> 00:30:12,562 - Are you sure? - Yes. 540 00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:14,522 Oh, my God, I feel so bad. 541 00:30:14,689 --> 00:30:16,399 You guys already help me out so much with rent and... 542 00:30:16,566 --> 00:30:18,693 Honey, you know, it's an investment, right? 543 00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:21,863 It's all gonna pay off when you get that big record deal. 544 00:30:23,698 --> 00:30:25,898 I'll never forget when you won that prize at graduation. 545 00:30:26,034 --> 00:30:27,327 Your professor told me your daughter's 546 00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:29,329 gonna be the next Patti Smith. 547 00:30:29,787 --> 00:30:33,041 - How's the album coming along? - It's good. 548 00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:34,918 Yeah, I was gonna work on it tonight. 549 00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:36,336 - Yeah? - Yeah. 550 00:30:36,503 --> 00:30:38,183 I can't wait for the day I'm in a Starbucks 551 00:30:38,213 --> 00:30:40,048 and see your face on one of those CDs. 552 00:30:40,215 --> 00:30:42,175 I'll get to tell the clerk, "That's my daughter, 553 00:30:42,342 --> 00:30:44,093 and I'll take a chai latte." 554 00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:46,846 Or maybe you don't want Starbucks to sell your stuff. 555 00:30:47,013 --> 00:30:48,264 Is that too corporate? Right? 556 00:30:48,431 --> 00:30:52,393 No, no, no. No. That's... Starbucks is great. 557 00:30:56,731 --> 00:30:58,274 - Oh, my God. 558 00:30:58,816 --> 00:31:01,778 You need to do that more. I'm serious. 559 00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:03,446 I don't know what got into me. 560 00:31:03,613 --> 00:31:07,408 You just looked so hot in that shirt that it brought out my wild side. 561 00:31:07,575 --> 00:31:10,119 Buy more plaid. 562 00:31:13,122 --> 00:31:15,250 What are you gonna do this weekend without me? 563 00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:17,210 Um, I'm gonna cry. 564 00:31:17,877 --> 00:31:20,255 - Duh. - Then I'm gonna visit my dad. 565 00:31:20,421 --> 00:31:23,383 Oh. That's sweet. I wanna meet him. 566 00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:26,302 You'll meet him. I'm gonna throw him a party for his 80th. 567 00:31:28,346 --> 00:31:30,431 - I'm sorry. - No, it's okay. 568 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,433 My dad's fucking old. It's funny. 569 00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:35,645 He was a, uh, dirty old man who slept with his secretary. 570 00:31:35,812 --> 00:31:38,231 My mom's a slutty secretary who slept with her boss. 571 00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:39,816 It's totally funny. 572 00:31:42,026 --> 00:31:44,362 It must be hard taking care of your dad. 573 00:31:44,654 --> 00:31:46,364 Hmm? I don't know. 574 00:31:46,531 --> 00:31:49,993 I mean, we all end up taking care of our parents at some point, right? 575 00:31:50,159 --> 00:31:51,494 I just got a head start. 576 00:31:52,537 --> 00:31:57,000 I feel like my mom is trying to train me to start taking care of her. 577 00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:58,334 Mm-hmm. 578 00:31:58,543 --> 00:32:00,753 She used to pay every time we went out to eat, 579 00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:03,131 and then she just stopped. 580 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:06,175 It's not like I can't afford a $10 sandwich. 581 00:32:06,342 --> 00:32:08,011 But it just feels like she's saying... 582 00:32:08,177 --> 00:32:09,762 - "I'm done with this mom shit"? - Yeah. 583 00:32:09,929 --> 00:32:11,139 - Yeah. - It's sad. 584 00:32:11,306 --> 00:32:12,307 Hmm. 585 00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:15,143 I feel like no one's taking care of me anymore. 586 00:32:15,351 --> 00:32:16,436 Aww. 587 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,564 Other people can take care of you. 588 00:32:20,982 --> 00:32:23,651 - Oh, it's Sasha. - No. 589 00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:26,154 - I don't wanna go. - No. 590 00:32:26,321 --> 00:32:28,740 Okay, I have to go. She's gonna be so mad at me. 591 00:32:28,906 --> 00:32:30,617 - No. 592 00:32:32,368 --> 00:32:35,163 Okay. Do I look like I just had sex? 593 00:32:37,332 --> 00:32:38,625 All right. 594 00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:41,669 I will call you when I get to the hotel. I love you. 595 00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:44,297 I mean... 596 00:32:45,590 --> 00:32:47,091 I knew it. 597 00:32:47,925 --> 00:32:49,052 I knew you loved me. 598 00:32:49,218 --> 00:32:50,595 I didn't mean for it to come out like that. 599 00:32:50,762 --> 00:32:51,888 I knew you loved me. 600 00:32:52,055 --> 00:32:53,306 - So you didn't mean it? - No. 601 00:32:53,473 --> 00:32:54,724 - So you love me? - I... 602 00:32:54,891 --> 00:32:57,060 So you don't love me? You love me. 603 00:32:57,226 --> 00:32:58,686 - You love me. - I meant... 604 00:32:58,853 --> 00:33:01,939 - You love me. - You love me. 605 00:33:02,106 --> 00:33:04,025 I don't know. Give me a kiss. Let me see. 606 00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:10,239 - I love you. - No. 607 00:33:10,406 --> 00:33:11,491 - I do. - All right. 608 00:33:11,658 --> 00:33:12,825 Yeah. 609 00:33:15,203 --> 00:33:17,997 What time is it? I feel like the pool closes at 10:00. 610 00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:20,708 Oh, my God. I don't think anyone's enforcing that. 611 00:33:20,875 --> 00:33:22,460 This place doesn't even have a staff. 612 00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:26,673 God, I could have taken you to a nicer place for your birthday. 613 00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:29,759 What? Are you crazy? This is perfect. 614 00:33:29,926 --> 00:33:31,803 I love how it's right off the freeway. 615 00:33:31,969 --> 00:33:34,055 No, I'm serious. Every time I drive by this place, 616 00:33:34,222 --> 00:33:35,598 I wonder who the fuck stays here. 617 00:33:35,765 --> 00:33:37,767 Well, now we know. Truckers and us. 618 00:33:39,435 --> 00:33:42,188 I can't believe this is my last birthday in my 20s. 619 00:33:42,730 --> 00:33:45,775 - We were just 25. - I know. It's crazy. 620 00:33:48,319 --> 00:33:50,321 I'm a 29-year-old receptionist. 621 00:33:50,947 --> 00:33:53,199 But you're not a real receptionist. 622 00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:56,035 - You're a musician. - I know. 623 00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:58,788 But being a receptionist is the only thing 624 00:33:58,955 --> 00:34:01,791 that anyone's paying me to do right now. Like... 625 00:34:03,292 --> 00:34:06,254 I don't know. If I died tomorrow, my obituary would say, 626 00:34:06,421 --> 00:34:10,425 "Sasha Weiss, 29, a receptionist, was killed today." 627 00:34:11,759 --> 00:34:14,220 - Why would you be killed? - Because... I don't know. I'm 29. 628 00:34:14,387 --> 00:34:16,597 Something really fucking sudden must have happened. 629 00:34:18,182 --> 00:34:20,518 God, I've been feeling old lately too. 630 00:34:21,144 --> 00:34:23,104 I feel like there are certain things I can't do anymore, 631 00:34:23,271 --> 00:34:25,314 like sit on the floor at airports. 632 00:34:25,481 --> 00:34:28,109 - I still do that. - Oh, I still do it. 633 00:34:28,276 --> 00:34:29,694 I just feel like everybody's looking at me like, 634 00:34:29,861 --> 00:34:32,655 "That woman is too old to be sitting on the floor." 635 00:34:32,822 --> 00:34:35,241 Yeah. Growing up sucks. 636 00:34:36,409 --> 00:34:37,827 No, it doesn't. 637 00:34:37,994 --> 00:34:39,662 What? Don't you wish you were 21? 638 00:34:39,871 --> 00:34:42,373 God, no. I was so insecure. 639 00:34:43,791 --> 00:34:45,084 But... 640 00:34:46,294 --> 00:34:49,714 when you're 21, it's... just easier. 641 00:34:50,965 --> 00:34:52,133 Right? 642 00:34:52,967 --> 00:34:54,719 It's okay to be a receptionist 643 00:34:54,886 --> 00:34:58,639 and eat like shit and just date people for fun 644 00:34:58,806 --> 00:35:00,433 and sit on the floor. 645 00:35:03,436 --> 00:35:05,730 And remember, you and I used to hang out all the time. 646 00:35:06,939 --> 00:35:10,026 And we'd make stupid videos that no one thought was funny but us. 647 00:35:11,986 --> 00:35:13,488 Sasha. 648 00:35:14,655 --> 00:35:16,616 - Sasha, what's wrong? - Nothing. 649 00:35:16,783 --> 00:35:18,201 - Ignore me. - No. 650 00:35:18,367 --> 00:35:20,244 - Don't. No. - Please, tell me. 651 00:35:20,411 --> 00:35:21,829 Nothing. I just... 652 00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:26,667 I miss that sometimes. 653 00:35:28,586 --> 00:35:30,338 But what's changed? 654 00:35:30,505 --> 00:35:34,050 I'm still here. I'm not going anywhere. 655 00:35:35,134 --> 00:35:37,303 We're still the only ones who think we're funny. 656 00:35:39,055 --> 00:35:41,516 - Shut up. - Shh. Come here. 657 00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:44,644 - I love you. - I love you. 658 00:35:47,396 --> 00:35:50,066 Oh, my God. You're a genius. 659 00:35:50,233 --> 00:35:53,694 Oh! Yes. Fitz stickers. 660 00:35:53,903 --> 00:35:56,072 I knew you'd love it, you fucking loser. 661 00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:57,573 We're playing right now. 662 00:35:57,740 --> 00:36:00,300 Duh. Do you know how long I've been looking forward to this trip? 663 00:36:00,368 --> 00:36:02,578 - Oh, really? - Yes. 664 00:36:02,745 --> 00:36:04,914 Do you think Tim would play Girl Talk with me? 665 00:36:05,081 --> 00:36:07,583 He can't even be in the room when I watch Real Housewives. 666 00:36:08,918 --> 00:36:11,796 I know. I have to binge on this shit when I'm with you. 667 00:36:11,963 --> 00:36:13,923 Oh, my God. I can't believe I forgot. 668 00:36:14,090 --> 00:36:15,550 I brought pink wine. 669 00:36:15,716 --> 00:36:17,093 - No! - I did. 670 00:36:17,260 --> 00:36:20,763 Oh, my God. Do we have a wine opener? 671 00:36:20,930 --> 00:36:23,140 Uh, no, darling. It's a twist-off. 672 00:36:24,684 --> 00:36:25,685 Mmm. 673 00:36:26,394 --> 00:36:29,438 Oh, my God. Girl Talk. Drunk Girl Talk. 674 00:36:29,605 --> 00:36:31,023 Drunk Talk. 675 00:36:31,816 --> 00:36:33,317 - Girl Drunk. - It's so bad. 676 00:36:35,486 --> 00:36:36,904 Tim's calling you. 677 00:36:37,071 --> 00:36:39,824 Ew! How dare you call me during Sasha's birthday. 678 00:36:39,991 --> 00:36:41,576 Ignore you. 679 00:36:44,412 --> 00:36:45,621 Oh. 680 00:36:46,998 --> 00:36:49,750 "Go find a clue to your future career choice." 681 00:36:53,462 --> 00:36:55,798 "On the sixth page of the Yellow Pages." 682 00:36:57,341 --> 00:36:58,509 What? 683 00:36:58,926 --> 00:37:01,387 A pipe burst at Tim's dad's retirement home. 684 00:37:01,554 --> 00:37:03,472 He has to take him to a hotel. 685 00:37:05,391 --> 00:37:07,310 I really feel like I should call him. 686 00:37:07,476 --> 00:37:09,228 Yeah. Call him. 687 00:37:09,979 --> 00:37:12,982 It's okay. Go. Go. Call him. 688 00:37:13,149 --> 00:37:14,859 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 689 00:37:46,641 --> 00:37:52,063 ? I had a funny revelation about you and me last night? 690 00:37:53,648 --> 00:37:55,650 ? We was parked out under the big stars? 691 00:37:55,816 --> 00:37:59,111 ? Of that cheap drive-in movie sign? 692 00:38:00,237 --> 00:38:02,698 ? Some sappy moment on the stereo? 693 00:38:03,032 --> 00:38:05,576 ? Telling us what we already know? 694 00:38:29,016 --> 00:38:33,145 ? I had a funny thought about you and me this afternoon? 695 00:38:34,981 --> 00:38:37,066 ? How I love looking at your long hair? 696 00:38:37,233 --> 00:38:41,070 ? Underneath the windshield, ooh? 697 00:38:41,570 --> 00:38:44,115 ? Some sappy moment on the stereo? 698 00:38:44,281 --> 00:38:46,867 ? Telling us what we already know? 699 00:38:49,829 --> 00:38:51,872 Long day for investors on Wall Street. 700 00:38:52,081 --> 00:38:55,042 The Dow Jones Industrial Average fell one and a half percent. 701 00:38:57,044 --> 00:39:00,256 Hey! I was gonna take that spot. 702 00:39:01,632 --> 00:39:04,385 I didn't see the name "Bitch" written on it. 703 00:39:04,552 --> 00:39:06,387 - Get out of there! - No! 704 00:39:15,229 --> 00:39:17,023 Ugh. Seriously? 705 00:39:18,607 --> 00:39:21,207 Okay, so you know that girl I told you about? I met her last week. 706 00:39:21,318 --> 00:39:23,758 And she's the one whose roommate might or might not be her ex. 707 00:39:23,904 --> 00:39:24,947 - Yeah. - Who knows? 708 00:39:25,114 --> 00:39:27,366 Okay, well, I texted her as soon as I met her 709 00:39:27,533 --> 00:39:28,826 and then never heard back. 710 00:39:28,993 --> 00:39:30,828 And then I just got a text just now 711 00:39:30,995 --> 00:39:32,621 saying, "See you tonight at 8:00." 712 00:39:32,788 --> 00:39:34,068 Is she texting the wrong person, 713 00:39:34,206 --> 00:39:36,333 or am I supposed to be at some event at 8:00? 714 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:38,085 I don't know. Ask her. 715 00:39:38,252 --> 00:39:40,087 Well, no, I can't ask her. 716 00:39:40,254 --> 00:39:41,974 Because what if she texted the wrong person? 717 00:39:42,298 --> 00:39:44,050 And then I'm just asking if she's inviting me out, 718 00:39:44,216 --> 00:39:45,936 and then she's gonna have to re-blow me off. 719 00:39:46,218 --> 00:39:47,636 Then don't text her. 720 00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:50,473 No, but if she did mean to text me 721 00:39:50,639 --> 00:39:53,142 and if she was just playing it cool this whole week 722 00:39:53,309 --> 00:39:56,103 and then she's expecting to see me and then I don't show up, 723 00:39:56,270 --> 00:39:59,023 - then I'm blowing her off. - I don't know, Sasha. 724 00:40:00,858 --> 00:40:01,901 Oh. 725 00:40:02,443 --> 00:40:05,362 I'm sorry. Too mature for this now that you have a boyfriend 726 00:40:05,529 --> 00:40:08,324 and you spend the whole weekend roasting a chicken together? 727 00:40:09,366 --> 00:40:10,534 How do you know that? 728 00:40:10,951 --> 00:40:14,205 You posted it on lnstagram. I'm just giving you shit. 729 00:40:15,831 --> 00:40:17,333 - Let me see that text. - No. 730 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:18,900 No, no, show it to me. I wanna know. 731 00:40:19,001 --> 00:40:20,241 - No. - Well, maybe if I see it, 732 00:40:20,294 --> 00:40:21,574 I can figure out what she meant. 733 00:40:21,670 --> 00:40:23,756 It's fine. It's totally fine. 734 00:40:35,351 --> 00:40:36,685 All right. 735 00:40:38,104 --> 00:40:39,772 - I mean... - What? 736 00:40:39,939 --> 00:40:41,982 - That's how it's supposed to look. - Okay. 737 00:40:51,867 --> 00:40:53,119 What are you thinking about? 738 00:40:55,287 --> 00:40:56,580 Nothing. 739 00:40:56,872 --> 00:40:58,165 What is it? 740 00:41:03,838 --> 00:41:05,678 All right, I gotta talk to you about something. 741 00:41:08,759 --> 00:41:11,095 Don't freak out. But... 742 00:41:12,930 --> 00:41:15,349 I found something on my back the other day. 743 00:41:15,516 --> 00:41:17,893 - What, like a mole? - Yeah. 744 00:41:18,060 --> 00:41:20,312 But... But you're a dermatologist. 745 00:41:20,479 --> 00:41:25,192 Yeah, well, dermatologists can also get skin cancer. 746 00:41:25,359 --> 00:41:27,359 - You have cancer? - No, no, no. I don't know that. 747 00:41:27,486 --> 00:41:29,822 I don't know that. I'm waiting on some results. 748 00:41:29,989 --> 00:41:31,532 - I just want... - Show me. 749 00:41:33,367 --> 00:41:35,035 I don't... It's gross. I don't want... 750 00:41:35,202 --> 00:41:36,579 - Tim. - It's gross. I don't wanna show you. 751 00:41:36,745 --> 00:41:38,372 I don't care. Whatever. Tim, show me the mole. 752 00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:40,739 - Come on. Show it to me. Tim. - I don't wanna show you. 753 00:41:40,749 --> 00:41:42,626 All right. It's near the top. 754 00:41:48,132 --> 00:41:49,508 Should I be worried? 755 00:41:51,093 --> 00:41:52,303 Yes. 756 00:41:53,596 --> 00:41:55,264 I mean no. 757 00:41:56,432 --> 00:41:57,766 I mean... 758 00:41:59,059 --> 00:42:01,103 - Yes, I'll marry you. - Really? 759 00:42:01,270 --> 00:42:02,605 Yes. 760 00:42:03,814 --> 00:42:05,399 - Oh. - Oh, my God. 761 00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:07,693 How could you do that to me? You fucking asshole. 762 00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:09,695 I wanted us to have a good story. Don't you want a good story? 763 00:42:09,862 --> 00:42:11,280 - Fuck you. 764 00:42:11,447 --> 00:42:13,574 - Who wrote that on your back? - Dr. Schaffer. 765 00:42:13,741 --> 00:42:16,493 - With his little lady hands? - Those are the ones. Mmm. 766 00:42:17,244 --> 00:42:20,331 Oh, my God. Tim. 767 00:42:20,956 --> 00:42:22,499 Now that you've said yes... 768 00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:25,794 Let me tell you, you did such a shitty job with that tent. 769 00:42:43,812 --> 00:42:45,231 Hey! 770 00:42:45,397 --> 00:42:47,358 You wanna hear something fucked-up? 771 00:42:48,275 --> 00:42:50,069 Yeah. Okay. Sure. 772 00:42:50,236 --> 00:42:53,113 They did peer reviews at my work today. Everyone hates me. 773 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,531 Listen to this. 774 00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:57,743 - "Sasha is bright and skilled"... - That sounds like a compliment. 775 00:42:57,910 --> 00:43:00,204 "but this ability does not seem to be focused 776 00:43:00,371 --> 00:43:02,623 on her work here at Grossman Properties." 777 00:43:02,790 --> 00:43:04,833 I bet you anything Valerie wrote that. 778 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,520 That bitch is always walking by my desk 779 00:43:06,627 --> 00:43:07,907 asking if I'm "having a busy day" 780 00:43:08,045 --> 00:43:10,547 when it's obvious she doesn't think that I look busy, 'cause I'm not. 781 00:43:10,714 --> 00:43:12,841 Okay, don't focus on who wrote what. Just... 782 00:43:13,008 --> 00:43:15,135 Are you crazy? I have to know who wrote what. 783 00:43:15,302 --> 00:43:17,012 Like, who the fuck wrote this? 784 00:43:17,179 --> 00:43:20,432 "Sasha can come across as irritated when asked to do something." 785 00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:22,017 Who are you? 786 00:43:22,184 --> 00:43:24,979 Can I get a vodka soda with a splash of cranberry, please? 787 00:43:25,145 --> 00:43:27,606 You need to remember that this is just your day job. 788 00:43:27,773 --> 00:43:30,373 I know that it sucks and it's boring, but this is what you wanted. 789 00:43:30,401 --> 00:43:31,881 You wanted something easy and mindless 790 00:43:31,902 --> 00:43:32,945 that you didn't have to think about 791 00:43:33,112 --> 00:43:35,114 so you could focus on your music every night. 792 00:43:35,656 --> 00:43:37,283 Yeah. No. 793 00:43:38,534 --> 00:43:39,743 I know you're right. 794 00:43:42,871 --> 00:43:44,373 How was your camping trip? 795 00:43:44,999 --> 00:43:47,001 Uh, it was really good. 796 00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:49,169 It was... great, actually. 797 00:43:49,336 --> 00:43:52,047 Uh, Tim and I got engaged. 798 00:43:53,632 --> 00:43:55,843 - Wait. What? - Yeah. 799 00:43:57,678 --> 00:43:59,054 Paige! 800 00:43:59,221 --> 00:44:00,973 Oh, my God. 801 00:44:03,183 --> 00:44:04,643 Oh, my God. 802 00:44:06,312 --> 00:44:07,980 Wow. 803 00:44:08,939 --> 00:44:10,566 I know. 804 00:44:10,733 --> 00:44:12,359 Can you believe it? 805 00:44:12,526 --> 00:44:14,028 - Well, cheers. - Wedding. 806 00:44:14,194 --> 00:44:16,780 - Yeah! Oh, my God! - I know. It's so crazy, right? 807 00:44:16,947 --> 00:44:19,450 I'm gonna be your best man. 808 00:44:32,463 --> 00:44:35,799 ? I wanna take you for the night? 809 00:45:24,473 --> 00:45:26,308 So, you come here often? 810 00:45:26,725 --> 00:45:27,810 Yeah. 811 00:45:28,018 --> 00:45:30,604 Me and the mozzarella sticks have a little thing going on. 812 00:45:31,146 --> 00:45:34,441 Well, I hate to break it to you, but they're kind of seeing somebody else. 813 00:45:34,775 --> 00:45:36,402 I feel so betrayed. 814 00:45:36,568 --> 00:45:38,168 We didn't want you to find out like this. 815 00:45:41,698 --> 00:45:44,701 One time I had two orders of these. In one night. 816 00:45:44,827 --> 00:45:45,869 Oh. 817 00:45:45,994 --> 00:45:49,248 No, I had one in the parking lot and then I drove through again. 818 00:45:49,415 --> 00:45:50,916 I'd be too embarrassed. 819 00:45:51,083 --> 00:45:52,960 Yeah, I couldn't really bring myself to make eye contact 820 00:45:53,127 --> 00:45:54,545 with the girl at the window. 821 00:46:07,015 --> 00:46:09,977 - What band is this? - Oh, this is my friend Kaya's band. 822 00:46:10,144 --> 00:46:11,520 They're amazing. 823 00:46:11,687 --> 00:46:14,356 - I'll bring you a copy. - Okay. 824 00:46:15,315 --> 00:46:17,568 I'm actually playing the drums on the CD. 825 00:46:17,734 --> 00:46:20,737 Oh, no way. Wow. I didn't know you played. 826 00:46:20,904 --> 00:46:22,573 I am a musician too. 827 00:46:22,739 --> 00:46:23,824 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 828 00:46:23,991 --> 00:46:25,868 Well, I'm not really a musician. 829 00:46:26,034 --> 00:46:29,037 I'm mostly a writer, and I've been drawing a lot lately. 830 00:46:29,204 --> 00:46:31,498 I'm actually working on a graphic novel. 831 00:46:31,623 --> 00:46:32,666 Mmm. 832 00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:35,461 So are you, like, in a band? 833 00:46:36,086 --> 00:46:37,671 No, not right now. I'm just... 834 00:46:38,380 --> 00:46:41,884 working on writing some songs of my own first. 835 00:46:42,050 --> 00:46:43,677 - Nice. - I hate it when bands go on tour 836 00:46:43,844 --> 00:46:45,429 with, like, three songs. 837 00:46:45,554 --> 00:46:46,638 - Mmm. 838 00:46:46,847 --> 00:46:49,266 Well, it is nice to meet a fellow artist. 839 00:46:49,433 --> 00:46:51,351 Yeah. I know. You too. 840 00:46:51,935 --> 00:46:54,938 I had no idea. Jenn never mentioned anything. 841 00:46:55,314 --> 00:46:58,233 Well, Jenn doesn't know everything about me. 842 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,110 We didn't really date for that long. 843 00:47:11,580 --> 00:47:12,664 Whoo! 844 00:47:13,790 --> 00:47:15,083 Hey, Sasha. 845 00:47:15,667 --> 00:47:16,877 Ow! 846 00:47:17,085 --> 00:47:19,421 - You bitch. That hurt. - Better be careful. 847 00:47:19,963 --> 00:47:22,299 It's your turn. We're paying by the hour. 848 00:47:22,466 --> 00:47:24,051 - Hey. 849 00:47:38,148 --> 00:47:41,318 That's a really interesting tattoo that you have. What does it mean? 850 00:47:41,485 --> 00:47:42,986 I don't really like to talk about it. 851 00:47:43,737 --> 00:47:46,698 Oh. I just figured, since it was on your neck... 852 00:47:48,033 --> 00:47:51,078 Uh, so, how long have you and Sasha been seeing each other? 853 00:47:51,245 --> 00:47:54,122 Well, technically three weeks, but don't tell anyone that. 854 00:47:54,289 --> 00:47:55,874 We don't want anyone to know yet. 855 00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:59,503 - Uh, why? - Uh, just dumb lesbian drama. 856 00:48:00,003 --> 00:48:01,421 Jenn two N's dated Vanessa. 857 00:48:01,588 --> 00:48:03,090 For, like, a second. 858 00:48:03,257 --> 00:48:05,092 Yeah, but she would freak out anyway. 859 00:48:05,384 --> 00:48:08,178 But we have a plan. I just deleted Sasha on Facebook. 860 00:48:08,345 --> 00:48:09,346 Yeah, we're gonna pretend like 861 00:48:09,513 --> 00:48:11,153 we don't really know each other right now. 862 00:48:11,306 --> 00:48:13,146 And then right when we're ready to tell people, 863 00:48:13,308 --> 00:48:15,686 we're gonna add each other back and comment on each other's pages like, 864 00:48:15,852 --> 00:48:18,647 - oh, we just ran into each other. - I gotcha. 865 00:48:27,155 --> 00:48:28,991 There are some nice houses around here though. 866 00:48:29,741 --> 00:48:32,421 Yeah, but I don't know. Do you think the neighborhood's too sketchy? 867 00:48:33,203 --> 00:48:34,746 You think this neighborhood is sketchy? 868 00:48:35,664 --> 00:48:37,499 Well... I mean, yeah. 869 00:48:37,666 --> 00:48:39,986 There's, like, three metal detectors in this bowling alley. 870 00:48:40,669 --> 00:48:42,212 That's just the future. 871 00:48:42,921 --> 00:48:44,673 Well, yeah, probably. 872 00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,009 Yeah. The schools aren't very good around here either. 873 00:48:47,175 --> 00:48:48,677 Oh, "the schools." 874 00:48:49,845 --> 00:48:51,388 Just thinking ahead. 875 00:48:51,930 --> 00:48:54,725 Well, whatever you decide, don't send your kids to private school, 876 00:48:54,891 --> 00:48:57,603 unless you want them to grow up with a silver spoon up their ass. 877 00:48:57,853 --> 00:48:59,896 Well, what if you live in a really dangerous neighborhood? 878 00:49:00,063 --> 00:49:02,274 I don't care. I'd still rather send my kids 879 00:49:02,441 --> 00:49:04,735 to a public school in the ghetto than a private school. 880 00:49:04,901 --> 00:49:07,863 All kids that go to private school turn into conservative douche bags. 881 00:49:08,655 --> 00:49:09,990 Tim went to private school. 882 00:49:11,325 --> 00:49:12,576 I did. 883 00:49:13,869 --> 00:49:15,787 We gotta go. My dad's locking the gate. 884 00:49:15,954 --> 00:49:17,164 Oh. 885 00:49:18,373 --> 00:49:20,125 Oh, she just had to move back home 886 00:49:20,292 --> 00:49:22,586 for a few months before art school. It's temporary. 887 00:49:24,463 --> 00:49:25,631 Bye. 888 00:49:27,299 --> 00:49:28,759 What the fuck is wrong with that girl? I'm sorry. 889 00:49:28,967 --> 00:49:29,968 I know you like everyone, 890 00:49:30,135 --> 00:49:31,720 and you think that I'm really judgy, but can you please... 891 00:49:31,887 --> 00:49:33,680 - I hated Vanessa. - Thank you. 892 00:49:33,847 --> 00:49:36,767 I'm so sick of Sasha wasting her time with these idiots. 893 00:49:36,933 --> 00:49:38,453 When is she gonna date an actual adult? 894 00:49:38,477 --> 00:49:39,686 Is everyone she dates that immature? 895 00:49:39,853 --> 00:49:41,355 Vanessa's on the mature side. 896 00:49:41,521 --> 00:49:43,440 - Oh, gotcha. - Can you not say "gotcha"? 897 00:49:43,607 --> 00:49:46,193 I'm sorry. It's a pet peeve of mine. You kind of say it a lot. 898 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:47,861 Oh. Okay. Sure. Sorry. 899 00:49:48,028 --> 00:49:50,113 What am I gonna say when she asks me what I thought of her? 900 00:49:50,322 --> 00:49:52,449 Uh, just tell her you thought she was a fucking bitch. 901 00:49:52,616 --> 00:49:53,950 - Ha-ha. - And, you know... 902 00:49:54,117 --> 00:49:56,536 What am I gonna say? "I really liked her neck tattoo." 903 00:49:56,703 --> 00:49:59,081 You know, don't say anything. I don't know why you have to get involved. 904 00:49:59,247 --> 00:50:01,333 Just say you're glad she's happy, wait for it to burn out. 905 00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:03,460 Which it most definitely will. 906 00:50:03,627 --> 00:50:06,254 - It has to, right? - Yes. It will. So stay out of it. 907 00:50:06,421 --> 00:50:09,424 Yeah, I will. Oh, God, I just want to sit Sasha down and be like, 908 00:50:09,591 --> 00:50:13,220 "The truth hurts, but as your best friend, get your life together! 909 00:50:13,387 --> 00:50:16,598 You know, you have to stop going out all night and dating girls like this 910 00:50:16,765 --> 00:50:18,767 and figure out what you want to do with your life, 911 00:50:18,934 --> 00:50:21,019 because you're gonna wake up one day, and you're gonna be 35, 912 00:50:21,186 --> 00:50:22,666 and you're gonna have no relationship, 913 00:50:22,688 --> 00:50:24,272 you're gonna have no savings, all of your friends 914 00:50:24,439 --> 00:50:26,483 are gonna be married with kids and be miles ahead of you, 915 00:50:26,650 --> 00:50:29,820 and it's gonna feel like shit, and I'm sorry, but that's the reality." 916 00:50:29,986 --> 00:50:32,364 Yeah. That's not staying out of it. 917 00:50:32,531 --> 00:50:35,033 Well, obviously I'm not gonna say any of that to her. 918 00:50:36,284 --> 00:50:37,911 You two are a really cute couple. 919 00:50:38,078 --> 00:50:44,084 Vanessa seems, like, really confident and, like, very sure of herself. 920 00:50:45,627 --> 00:50:47,254 Yeah, I like her a lot. 921 00:50:47,421 --> 00:50:49,464 That's great. I'm so happy for you. 922 00:50:50,799 --> 00:50:52,843 So, do you think it's gonna be serious? 923 00:50:53,009 --> 00:50:55,303 Could you, like, see yourself ending up with Vanessa? 924 00:50:56,096 --> 00:51:00,308 I don't know. I mean, it's going really well. Yeah. So... 925 00:51:00,434 --> 00:51:03,228 I mean, I know you don't know her, but she's really cool. 926 00:51:03,395 --> 00:51:05,021 Oh, I'm sure she is. 927 00:51:07,107 --> 00:51:08,775 But, you know, you guys might be, like, 928 00:51:08,942 --> 00:51:11,445 just too different to really get each other. 929 00:51:12,404 --> 00:51:13,864 What does that mean? 930 00:51:14,114 --> 00:51:16,908 I don't know. Sometimes just really super creative types 931 00:51:17,075 --> 00:51:19,327 don't really mesh that well with people who are more... 932 00:51:19,953 --> 00:51:21,246 you know, traditional. 933 00:51:21,872 --> 00:51:24,708 - I'm traditional? - No. No, no, no, no, no. 934 00:51:24,833 --> 00:51:27,544 You're just more, you know, organized. 935 00:51:27,711 --> 00:51:30,714 Vanessa is like a total free spirit. 936 00:51:30,881 --> 00:51:32,841 You know? Sometimes I'll wake up in the middle of the night, 937 00:51:33,008 --> 00:51:34,968 and she's up writing down a dream she just had. 938 00:51:35,135 --> 00:51:37,846 And I've read a few of them. Oh, my God. 939 00:51:38,013 --> 00:51:41,349 Like, it's incredible. They're complete stories. 940 00:51:41,516 --> 00:51:44,853 Like, that's just how her brain works. She dreams in stories. 941 00:51:45,020 --> 00:51:48,648 So, does Vanessa want to be a writer, like for work? 942 00:51:48,815 --> 00:51:51,026 'Cause she doesn't have a job right now, right? 943 00:51:51,193 --> 00:51:53,033 Yeah, she's just taking some time to figure out 944 00:51:53,111 --> 00:51:54,231 what she really wants to do, 945 00:51:54,362 --> 00:51:56,698 which I respect a lot more than some people 946 00:51:56,865 --> 00:52:00,869 who just pick some path right out of school because they need stability. 947 00:52:03,497 --> 00:52:06,291 - Oh, do you need to slow down? - No. Do you? 948 00:52:07,334 --> 00:52:08,502 No. 949 00:52:08,668 --> 00:52:09,920 - I'm fine. - I'm good too. 950 00:52:10,086 --> 00:52:11,505 - Good. - Good. 951 00:52:24,434 --> 00:52:26,228 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 952 00:52:26,394 --> 00:52:27,687 Hey. 953 00:52:28,438 --> 00:52:30,065 Why can't you just pay for the damage? 954 00:52:30,232 --> 00:52:31,942 You were parked in our driveway. 955 00:52:32,359 --> 00:52:34,152 You hit my car. You hit my... 956 00:52:34,319 --> 00:52:36,079 Okay, let's just... Let's calm down a second. 957 00:52:36,112 --> 00:52:37,197 It's okay, Tim. I got it. 958 00:52:37,364 --> 00:52:38,406 You know what? The insurance companies 959 00:52:38,615 --> 00:52:40,408 are still trying to determine who was at fault here. 960 00:52:40,575 --> 00:52:44,871 Okay, you know what? I'm a nice guy, okay? I'm a fucking dad. 961 00:52:45,038 --> 00:52:48,917 I'm not... I'm not trying to rip you off here. I just want what's right. 962 00:52:49,751 --> 00:52:52,087 I'm sorry that you feel wronged in this situation. 963 00:52:52,254 --> 00:52:53,463 Okay, you're unbelievable. 964 00:52:53,630 --> 00:52:55,799 Don't run over my kids next time you're texting and driving. 965 00:52:55,966 --> 00:52:58,385 - I do not text and drive. - Seriously? 966 00:52:58,552 --> 00:53:01,596 Dude, she does it all the time. I see her. 967 00:53:01,763 --> 00:53:04,391 You... You. 968 00:53:04,558 --> 00:53:06,226 Jesus. 969 00:53:07,435 --> 00:53:10,897 Maybe I was entering something into my G.P.S. Maybe. 970 00:53:13,233 --> 00:53:14,317 Wait... 971 00:53:15,652 --> 00:53:17,153 - Hey. - What's up? 972 00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,197 - Maybe we should just pay him. - What? 973 00:53:19,364 --> 00:53:21,283 Well, we don't need to be in a fight with our neighbor over this. 974 00:53:21,449 --> 00:53:22,826 Maybe we just give him a couple hundred bucks, 975 00:53:23,034 --> 00:53:24,786 you say you're sorry, we'll be done with it. 976 00:53:24,953 --> 00:53:27,372 - But I didn't do anything wrong. - I'm not saying you did. 977 00:53:27,831 --> 00:53:29,374 I mean, although you're not really supposed to use 978 00:53:29,541 --> 00:53:30,821 the G.P.S. while you're driving. 979 00:53:30,959 --> 00:53:32,627 Oh, so you do think it's my fault. 980 00:53:32,961 --> 00:53:34,841 I don't know whose fault it was. I wasn't there. 981 00:53:34,963 --> 00:53:37,883 So, great. Good to know that when in doubt, you're not on my team. 982 00:53:38,216 --> 00:53:39,259 Paige. 983 00:53:39,467 --> 00:53:41,595 Just go. You're gonna be late for golf. 984 00:53:44,264 --> 00:53:47,183 - You can't really be late for golf. - Whatever. Just go. 985 00:53:47,350 --> 00:53:48,852 Okay. 986 00:54:06,828 --> 00:54:09,122 - That feels good. - Yeah? You like that? 987 00:54:09,331 --> 00:54:10,916 - Yeah. - It's my signature move. 988 00:54:11,833 --> 00:54:13,209 "Signature move." 989 00:54:13,752 --> 00:54:14,878 Yeah. 990 00:54:21,176 --> 00:54:24,012 - You and Vanessa? - Shh. no. 991 00:54:24,179 --> 00:54:25,639 No. I... 992 00:54:25,805 --> 00:54:28,975 Not yet. Nothing happened yet. We've just been talking about it. 993 00:54:29,935 --> 00:54:31,436 Good. You scared me. 994 00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:34,356 You think Jenn would really freak out? 995 00:54:34,522 --> 00:54:36,399 - Sasha, Jenn would die. - Okay. 996 00:54:36,858 --> 00:54:38,485 Okay. Fine. 997 00:54:39,152 --> 00:54:40,570 I won't hook up with her then. 998 00:54:46,117 --> 00:54:48,037 You know you can trust me with this stuff, right? 999 00:54:48,828 --> 00:54:49,996 What do you mean? 1000 00:54:50,705 --> 00:54:54,793 I mean, like, if something has already happened 1001 00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:57,003 between you and Vanessa... 1002 00:54:57,796 --> 00:55:00,256 and you wanted to confide in me, you totally can, 1003 00:55:00,423 --> 00:55:02,884 and I promise I won't tell Jenn. 1004 00:55:07,722 --> 00:55:10,558 I have been hooking up with Vanessa for a little while. 1005 00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,105 Okay. No judgment. 1006 00:55:16,231 --> 00:55:17,357 Seriously? 1007 00:55:17,482 --> 00:55:19,202 Come on. If lesbians weren't allowed to date 1008 00:55:19,317 --> 00:55:21,957 anyone their friends have already dated, then we'd all be celibate. 1009 00:55:22,070 --> 00:55:23,697 Oh, my God. 1010 00:55:31,746 --> 00:55:34,457 Hey, Jenn. I was just with other Jen. 1011 00:55:34,582 --> 00:55:35,583 Fuck you. 1012 00:55:36,251 --> 00:55:37,377 Really, Sasha? Vanessa? 1013 00:55:37,544 --> 00:55:40,964 After I cried for months on your shoulder about how badly she hurt me? 1014 00:55:41,881 --> 00:55:44,342 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 1015 00:55:45,552 --> 00:55:47,053 You weren't supposed to find out like this. 1016 00:55:47,220 --> 00:55:48,620 What? So now that Paige ditched you, 1017 00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:51,266 you're just gonna fuck anyone over so you don't have to be alone? 1018 00:55:52,058 --> 00:55:53,977 - Paige didn't ditch me. - Oh, please. 1019 00:55:54,227 --> 00:55:56,147 Wake up. You've been replaced. And you know what? 1020 00:55:56,187 --> 00:55:58,606 You deserve it, because I have never been this betrayed. 1021 00:55:58,773 --> 00:56:01,026 Oh, really, Jenn? You've never been this betrayed? 1022 00:56:01,192 --> 00:56:03,945 Even when two of your exes started fucking each other? 1023 00:56:04,112 --> 00:56:05,989 And, please, you're not some saint. 1024 00:56:06,156 --> 00:56:07,949 You slept with a married girl last year. 1025 00:56:08,116 --> 00:56:10,368 Cameron was in an open relationship, okay? 1026 00:56:10,535 --> 00:56:13,121 You know what? This isn't about that. This is not about that. 1027 00:56:13,288 --> 00:56:17,167 This is about our friendship, which is over. So good-bye. 1028 00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:19,419 Oh, and you know what? Vanessa doesn't shave her pussy hair 1029 00:56:19,586 --> 00:56:21,588 or even trim it, so good luck down there. 1030 00:56:21,755 --> 00:56:24,340 Oh, well, guess what. I already know that. 1031 00:56:27,635 --> 00:56:29,095 I'm not even gonna... 1032 00:56:30,221 --> 00:56:32,807 - Oh, my God. Jen... 1033 00:56:33,808 --> 00:56:37,520 - Sasha, what's up? - You fucking told Jenn? 1034 00:56:48,156 --> 00:56:49,824 - Hey. - Hi. 1035 00:57:05,173 --> 00:57:08,927 Look, I'm sorry about earlier, okay? I did not mean to take a side. 1036 00:57:09,094 --> 00:57:10,428 I don't know that guy. 1037 00:57:11,304 --> 00:57:12,555 Thanks. 1038 00:57:14,682 --> 00:57:16,518 - Don't be like that. - Like what? 1039 00:57:16,684 --> 00:57:18,853 - "Thanks." - I didn't say it like that. 1040 00:57:19,020 --> 00:57:20,730 Okay. Never mind. 1041 00:57:26,986 --> 00:57:28,947 - Enough! 1042 00:57:29,322 --> 00:57:31,449 - I miss you, okay? - Okay. 1043 00:57:31,783 --> 00:57:34,244 Golfing was great. Thank you for asking. 1044 00:57:49,759 --> 00:57:52,262 You're a fucking bitch. 1045 00:57:54,389 --> 00:57:56,141 Nora, hi. 1046 00:57:56,307 --> 00:57:58,143 I'm sorry that you heard that. I was on... 1047 00:57:58,309 --> 00:58:00,979 I was, uh, researching our properties, 1048 00:58:01,146 --> 00:58:02,397 and someone said something... 1049 00:58:02,564 --> 00:58:05,066 This package needs to go out to our China office immediately. 1050 00:58:05,233 --> 00:58:07,235 Right. Okay. I'm sorry. 1051 00:58:07,402 --> 00:58:08,903 Okay. 1052 00:58:17,912 --> 00:58:19,581 Hey. 1053 00:58:20,123 --> 00:58:21,249 Hey. 1054 00:58:21,416 --> 00:58:23,418 Look what I found in the conference room. 1055 00:58:23,585 --> 00:58:24,586 Oh. 1056 00:58:24,711 --> 00:58:25,879 - Hi. - Hey. 1057 00:58:26,588 --> 00:58:27,881 Is it already 6:00? 1058 00:58:28,756 --> 00:58:30,258 - Have you been here all day? - Yeah. 1059 00:58:30,425 --> 00:58:33,261 I just got totally absorbed in my short story. 1060 00:58:33,428 --> 00:58:34,868 Pete stopped by to give me his notes, 1061 00:58:34,888 --> 00:58:37,599 and they just sent me in this whole new direction. 1062 00:58:39,100 --> 00:58:41,060 And Pete is the guy that you met in the coffee shop, right? 1063 00:58:41,227 --> 00:58:43,855 - The writer guy? - Yeah, yeah. 1064 00:58:44,022 --> 00:58:46,566 And he teaches part-time at the university. 1065 00:58:46,733 --> 00:58:50,486 They gave him this amazing fellowship that, like, no one gets. 1066 00:58:50,653 --> 00:58:52,173 He has all these ins at The New Yorker, 1067 00:58:52,238 --> 00:58:54,657 so he's gonna help me submit this once it's done. 1068 00:58:54,824 --> 00:58:56,326 Cool. 1069 00:58:57,035 --> 00:58:59,287 Oh. Were you having wine? 1070 00:58:59,746 --> 00:59:01,915 Oh, yeah. Actually, it's gone. 1071 00:59:02,081 --> 00:59:03,958 Pete just brought some earlier. 1072 00:59:04,125 --> 00:59:06,461 Oh. I thought it was a work meeting. 1073 00:59:07,754 --> 00:59:11,341 It was, at first, but then we hung out, and... 1074 00:59:11,507 --> 00:59:14,636 I don't know. I guess I hadn't told him that I was gay or something. 1075 00:59:14,928 --> 00:59:18,640 People don't normally assume I am, because I'm really feminine. 1076 00:59:19,766 --> 00:59:21,100 But, um... 1077 00:59:21,643 --> 00:59:26,105 at one point, he... kissed me. 1078 00:59:26,272 --> 00:59:30,568 What? Oh, my God. Awkward. 1079 00:59:31,945 --> 00:59:34,572 Yeah. That's what I would have thought. 1080 00:59:36,282 --> 00:59:38,534 I don't know how to tell you this, but... 1081 00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:40,662 there was something there. 1082 00:59:42,914 --> 00:59:44,249 But... 1083 00:59:46,209 --> 00:59:47,627 you're gay. 1084 00:59:49,170 --> 00:59:52,173 I mean, I don't know. 1085 00:59:53,132 --> 00:59:56,010 I don't know. I feel like I've been saying I'm gay for so long 1086 00:59:56,177 --> 00:59:59,514 that maybe I just stopped getting in touch with where I actually am, 1087 00:59:59,681 --> 01:00:01,182 you know, in the spectrum. 1088 01:00:01,641 --> 01:00:05,061 All I know is I owe it to myself to find out. 1089 01:00:08,564 --> 01:00:10,358 Okay. Got it. 1090 01:00:10,525 --> 01:00:13,278 And I owe it to you to be honest. 1091 01:00:15,029 --> 01:00:16,614 Not that I could have lied. 1092 01:00:16,990 --> 01:00:20,243 I'm just one of those people who's not capable of a false moment. 1093 01:00:36,843 --> 01:00:41,139 All right. I got a cake mix, I got a bottle of scotch, I got a face mask 1094 01:00:41,306 --> 01:00:44,934 and a really weird jewelry-making kit that I found at CVS. 1095 01:00:45,101 --> 01:00:46,728 So what are we doing first? 1096 01:00:49,063 --> 01:00:51,149 You think two N's will ever forgive me? 1097 01:00:51,316 --> 01:00:54,986 Yeah. I mean, she'll probably hold a grudge 'cause she loves drama. 1098 01:00:55,570 --> 01:00:56,988 Yeah, but so does one "N," 1099 01:00:57,447 --> 01:01:00,087 even though she keeps saying she doesn't want to get in between us. 1100 01:01:00,366 --> 01:01:03,828 As soon as two N's gets a girlfriend, she's gonna forget all about this. 1101 01:01:03,995 --> 01:01:05,538 She was so mad. 1102 01:01:07,665 --> 01:01:09,834 You know, maybe I should remember next time that 1103 01:01:10,001 --> 01:01:11,836 if it starts off with a ton of drama, 1104 01:01:12,628 --> 01:01:14,297 maybe I shouldn't go there. 1105 01:01:14,464 --> 01:01:16,424 That's probably a good rule of thumb. 1106 01:01:17,508 --> 01:01:19,510 - "Rule of thumb." - Shut up. 1107 01:01:20,094 --> 01:01:21,346 No, I don't know. 1108 01:01:22,597 --> 01:01:24,098 Maybe I should date someone a little bit more... 1109 01:01:24,265 --> 01:01:25,600 More mature? 1110 01:01:27,101 --> 01:01:31,147 Okay. I was gonna say more, you know, sure she's gay, 1111 01:01:31,314 --> 01:01:32,982 but, yeah, what do you really think? 1112 01:01:33,149 --> 01:01:34,484 No, I just... 1113 01:01:35,109 --> 01:01:36,986 I think that you deserve to be with somebody 1114 01:01:37,153 --> 01:01:38,821 who's got their shit together. 1115 01:01:38,988 --> 01:01:40,531 Yeah, no, you're right. 1116 01:01:41,282 --> 01:01:43,534 Or at the very least someone who doesn't go on and on 1117 01:01:43,701 --> 01:01:46,454 about how good she is in bed... while we're in bed. 1118 01:01:46,621 --> 01:01:48,373 - What? - Yeah, I know. 1119 01:01:49,707 --> 01:01:51,227 It's kind of hard to stay in the moment 1120 01:01:51,334 --> 01:01:53,544 when your partner keeps telling you that everything she's doing 1121 01:01:53,711 --> 01:01:55,046 is her signature move. 1122 01:01:55,213 --> 01:01:57,715 - She did not. - No. She did a lot. 1123 01:01:57,882 --> 01:01:59,300 - Oh, my God. 1124 01:02:04,263 --> 01:02:06,974 It's so late. I should probably get going. 1125 01:02:07,141 --> 01:02:09,060 No, don't go. We're having fun. 1126 01:02:09,227 --> 01:02:13,564 I know, but Tim doesn't like it when I drive home late at night. 1127 01:02:14,774 --> 01:02:17,527 Does he like it when you drive home with your face like that? 1128 01:02:17,777 --> 01:02:20,017 - Gorgeous. It's gorgeous. - I'm hideous. Don't touch me. 1129 01:02:22,615 --> 01:02:26,077 I promise you, you're gonna get over Vanessa so fast. 1130 01:02:26,244 --> 01:02:27,995 You just gotta get back out there. 1131 01:02:57,692 --> 01:02:58,818 Oh. 1132 01:02:59,485 --> 01:03:00,736 Hi. 1133 01:03:13,833 --> 01:03:16,169 - Lucas is bringing fireworks. - Tim, no. 1134 01:03:16,419 --> 01:03:17,879 Paige, maybe. 1135 01:03:22,008 --> 01:03:24,093 Thank you for getting that. How much do I owe you? 1136 01:03:24,260 --> 01:03:28,598 Um, nothing. I think I can afford some frozen water. 1137 01:03:30,516 --> 01:03:33,227 Um, hey, there's this new lawyer at my firm. 1138 01:03:33,394 --> 01:03:35,897 She's really cool, and she's gay. 1139 01:03:36,063 --> 01:03:37,106 Oh. 1140 01:03:37,356 --> 01:03:40,151 Yeah. Her name is Angelica. She's really pretty. 1141 01:03:40,318 --> 01:03:42,195 You know, she's got her shit together. 1142 01:03:42,361 --> 01:03:43,863 Angelica. 1143 01:03:44,822 --> 01:03:46,741 Well, I guess if, I don't know, we're free, 1144 01:03:46,908 --> 01:03:48,576 we can get a group or something together. 1145 01:03:48,743 --> 01:03:52,371 Yeah. Um... I invited her here today. 1146 01:03:53,456 --> 01:03:54,576 Oh, it was super last minute 1147 01:03:54,749 --> 01:03:56,709 'cause she doesn't really know anybody in town, 1148 01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:58,085 - but no big deal. - Yeah. 1149 01:03:58,252 --> 01:03:59,892 You didn't tell her it was a setup, right? 1150 01:03:59,962 --> 01:04:01,547 No. Not at all. No pressure. 1151 01:04:01,714 --> 01:04:04,425 But, you know, wouldn't hurt if you guys fell in love 1152 01:04:04,592 --> 01:04:07,595 and we went on double dates and lived happily ever after. 1153 01:04:07,762 --> 01:04:09,889 Okay, psycho. 1154 01:04:13,267 --> 01:04:15,645 - Do I look too much like a lesbian? - You are a lesbian. 1155 01:04:16,145 --> 01:04:19,232 Yeah, but I don't want to look... gay. 1156 01:04:19,649 --> 01:04:21,567 You're, like, offensive to yourself. 1157 01:04:23,319 --> 01:04:24,779 I mean, I'm not offended. 1158 01:04:29,909 --> 01:04:32,912 - Is that her? - Yeah. Isn't she pretty? 1159 01:04:33,788 --> 01:04:36,916 - Why is she so dressed up? - She just came from work. 1160 01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:40,795 She rich? That's a really fancy bag. 1161 01:04:40,962 --> 01:04:43,172 I don't know. I don't know her that well. Come on. 1162 01:04:43,339 --> 01:04:44,459 Sasha, let's just go say hi. 1163 01:04:44,590 --> 01:04:46,425 No. I don't need to make a big deal out of saying hi. 1164 01:04:46,592 --> 01:04:48,719 Just, you know, if we cross paths, then I'll... 1165 01:04:48,886 --> 01:04:49,971 - Come on. - No. Shh! 1166 01:04:50,137 --> 01:04:51,305 - Sasha... - Shh! 1167 01:04:51,472 --> 01:04:52,974 So has Sasha ever been with a dude? 1168 01:04:53,140 --> 01:04:54,850 Lucas, she's gay. 1169 01:04:55,017 --> 01:04:57,353 - Well, she flirts with me. - Brian, she's gay. 1170 01:04:58,145 --> 01:04:59,397 Now, that's my type. 1171 01:05:02,692 --> 01:05:04,193 Oh, hey. Also gay. 1172 01:05:05,570 --> 01:05:06,946 Your party sucks. 1173 01:05:07,488 --> 01:05:08,823 - No. - Sasha, chill. 1174 01:05:08,990 --> 01:05:10,324 Is she coming over here? 1175 01:05:12,326 --> 01:05:14,161 - Hey! Hi. - Hi, Paige. 1176 01:05:14,328 --> 01:05:16,497 - Thank you for coming. - Thank you for having me. 1177 01:05:16,664 --> 01:05:20,126 Oh, Angelica, this is Sasha. Sasha, Angelica. 1178 01:05:20,293 --> 01:05:22,003 - Hey. - Hi. 1179 01:05:27,091 --> 01:05:28,759 So you just came from work. 1180 01:05:29,260 --> 01:05:32,513 Oh, yeah. I had to go in to finish up some stuff this morning. 1181 01:05:32,722 --> 01:05:35,099 Blows. 1182 01:05:35,349 --> 01:05:39,103 Actually, I didn't mind it. I know this is nerdy, but I love my work. 1183 01:05:41,606 --> 01:05:45,067 - What do you do? - I'm a receptionist. 1184 01:05:45,234 --> 01:05:47,320 And a really talented musician. 1185 01:05:48,779 --> 01:05:50,197 I'm gonna go play beer pong. 1186 01:05:50,781 --> 01:05:53,701 - I love beer pong. - Cool. 1187 01:05:55,995 --> 01:05:57,079 Oh! 1188 01:05:57,371 --> 01:05:58,706 - Even better. - Does that count? 1189 01:05:58,873 --> 01:06:00,124 Of course that counts. 1190 01:06:00,291 --> 01:06:02,051 - "Does that count?" - Of course that counts. 1191 01:06:03,044 --> 01:06:06,047 She drinks P.B.R., she plays beer pong, 1192 01:06:06,213 --> 01:06:08,341 she is the perfect woman. 1193 01:06:08,841 --> 01:06:11,761 Brian, you're just... You're drunk now. We need a new player. 1194 01:06:11,927 --> 01:06:13,721 Does anyone want... Angelica, you want to get in there? 1195 01:06:13,888 --> 01:06:15,473 - I'm in. - Come on up. 1196 01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:17,224 Cool, Tim. Cool, man. 1197 01:06:17,391 --> 01:06:20,351 I don't think we need another player. You don't want to get your suit all... 1198 01:06:20,353 --> 01:06:22,313 - Ah, screw it. I hate this suit. - Messed up. 1199 01:06:22,772 --> 01:06:25,900 You're really good at this. You should, uh, give me some tips. 1200 01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:29,904 I think I'm actually gonna just sit this one out. 1201 01:06:30,738 --> 01:06:32,823 I'm just gonna finish my beer. 1202 01:06:33,783 --> 01:06:36,827 Sasha, this is for you. I call it my signature move. 1203 01:06:38,537 --> 01:06:42,833 Oh! Angelica! Get it. 1204 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,293 Yeah. 1205 01:06:44,669 --> 01:06:45,920 - More. - More! 1206 01:06:47,755 --> 01:06:50,091 Crap. I am such a klutz. 1207 01:06:50,257 --> 01:06:51,967 - Be right back. - That's commitment. 1208 01:06:52,510 --> 01:06:53,678 - It's okay. - Sasha, 1209 01:06:53,844 --> 01:06:55,124 you should go help her clean up. 1210 01:06:55,179 --> 01:06:56,419 It's fine. I think she's got it. 1211 01:06:56,472 --> 01:06:57,598 Sasha, you should go help her clean up. 1212 01:06:57,807 --> 01:06:59,308 It'll give you guys a chance to talk. 1213 01:07:00,518 --> 01:07:02,645 I think she's got it. I'm gonna go get some chips. 1214 01:07:02,812 --> 01:07:04,063 Sasha... 1215 01:07:06,691 --> 01:07:08,192 - Sasha. - What? 1216 01:07:08,359 --> 01:07:10,079 Sasha, why are you not trying, like, at all? 1217 01:07:10,152 --> 01:07:11,570 What are you talking about? 1218 01:07:11,737 --> 01:07:13,114 I thought you said there was no pressure. 1219 01:07:13,322 --> 01:07:15,116 There isn't, but you're, like, being rude. 1220 01:07:15,282 --> 01:07:17,743 How am I being rude? She doesn't even know it's a setup. 1221 01:07:20,621 --> 01:07:22,123 You told her it's a setup. 1222 01:07:22,456 --> 01:07:24,166 I just thought you guys would really like each other. 1223 01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:26,168 Why? Because you know she's not my type. 1224 01:07:26,335 --> 01:07:28,045 Well, maybe that would be good for you. 1225 01:07:28,546 --> 01:07:29,630 Good for me? 1226 01:07:29,797 --> 01:07:31,674 You know what I mean. You were the one who was just saying 1227 01:07:31,841 --> 01:07:33,217 that you wanted to date someone more mature. 1228 01:07:33,384 --> 01:07:35,678 You're the one who keeps saying that. 1229 01:07:35,845 --> 01:07:37,847 I'm sorry that I don't like the one person 1230 01:07:38,055 --> 01:07:39,655 that you've ever tried to set me up with. 1231 01:07:39,807 --> 01:07:41,642 You were really picky when you were single too, remember? 1232 01:07:41,809 --> 01:07:43,409 - Not like this. - Oh, you're saying that 1233 01:07:43,477 --> 01:07:45,896 you would have liked the male equivalent of Angelica? 1234 01:07:46,063 --> 01:07:48,774 - Yes. - That is such bullshit. 1235 01:07:48,941 --> 01:07:50,776 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is. 1236 01:07:50,943 --> 01:07:55,614 You're saying that if a man showed up at a barbecue in a suit 1237 01:07:55,781 --> 01:07:58,826 and was saying things like, "Oh, crap. I'm such a klutz" 1238 01:07:58,993 --> 01:08:02,163 and was hovering all over you, you would have been into that? 1239 01:08:05,875 --> 01:08:07,376 Angelica... 1240 01:08:11,422 --> 01:08:12,590 Thank you. 1241 01:08:15,593 --> 01:08:18,846 Angelica, please, you have to believe me, this has zero to do with you. 1242 01:08:19,013 --> 01:08:20,681 This is all about me and Sasha. 1243 01:08:20,848 --> 01:08:23,208 Honestly, it doesn't even matter. I'm too old for this shit. 1244 01:08:23,350 --> 01:08:24,685 - But... - See you at work. 1245 01:08:24,852 --> 01:08:26,103 Thanks for the invite. 1246 01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:33,319 I don't even know why I try. 1247 01:08:33,986 --> 01:08:35,362 What do you mean? 1248 01:08:35,529 --> 01:08:37,072 Just be honest with me. 1249 01:08:37,490 --> 01:08:40,409 If you don't want to change anything about your life, just say that. 1250 01:08:40,576 --> 01:08:42,578 Admit that you're happy dating 22-year-olds 1251 01:08:42,745 --> 01:08:44,079 and going out every night, 1252 01:08:44,246 --> 01:08:46,916 and I will stop putting myself out there trying to help you. 1253 01:08:47,082 --> 01:08:49,460 I never asked you to put yourself out there. 1254 01:08:49,710 --> 01:08:53,214 Hmm, okay. Then stop calling me every day complaining about your life 1255 01:08:53,380 --> 01:08:55,090 and then not do anything about it, 1256 01:08:55,257 --> 01:08:56,842 because it's a little confusing for me. 1257 01:08:57,009 --> 01:08:58,260 Okay. Fine. 1258 01:09:00,179 --> 01:09:01,379 Guess I should have known that 1259 01:09:01,472 --> 01:09:03,057 as soon as you found someone else to couple up with 1260 01:09:03,224 --> 01:09:04,558 that you'd be done with me. 1261 01:09:07,603 --> 01:09:09,939 Sasha, that is not fair. 1262 01:09:10,105 --> 01:09:12,817 Okay, yes, I'm less available to you now than I was before, 1263 01:09:12,983 --> 01:09:14,568 when there was no one else in my life 1264 01:09:14,735 --> 01:09:16,946 and we talked every night till 2:00 in the morning, 1265 01:09:17,154 --> 01:09:20,199 but that was always gonna change when one of us met someone. 1266 01:09:20,366 --> 01:09:22,117 I mean, you don't talk to your friends 1267 01:09:22,326 --> 01:09:24,912 till 2:00 in the morning anymore. You stop needing that. 1268 01:09:26,914 --> 01:09:28,666 But you still have that. 1269 01:09:29,959 --> 01:09:31,293 What? 1270 01:09:34,171 --> 01:09:35,548 You... 1271 01:09:36,423 --> 01:09:39,260 You still talk to someone at 2:00 in the morning. 1272 01:09:39,635 --> 01:09:41,262 It's just Tim now. 1273 01:09:42,221 --> 01:09:43,722 Nothing changed for you. 1274 01:09:44,306 --> 01:09:47,560 It just changed for me. Can you acknowledge that, please? 1275 01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:51,730 Hey. 1276 01:09:52,565 --> 01:09:54,316 Who wants some more s'mores? 1277 01:09:57,987 --> 01:09:59,405 Why don't you tell him? 1278 01:10:01,282 --> 01:10:02,741 You tell him everything else. 1279 01:10:08,581 --> 01:10:10,040 Did I fuck something up? 1280 01:10:20,092 --> 01:10:21,719 Good evening. Can I take your order? 1281 01:10:22,469 --> 01:10:26,390 Yeah, can I just have, um, an order of mozzarella sticks, please? 1282 01:10:26,557 --> 01:10:29,018 Oh, I'm sorry. We are out of mozzarella sticks. 1283 01:10:29,184 --> 01:10:31,145 Would you like some curly fries instead? 1284 01:10:40,946 --> 01:10:42,656 Excuse me? 1285 01:10:42,823 --> 01:10:44,325 Ma'am? 1286 01:10:49,330 --> 01:10:50,998 - Hey. - Hey. 1287 01:10:51,165 --> 01:10:53,165 Are you still thinking about that fight with Sasha? 1288 01:10:53,667 --> 01:10:56,629 That's so crazy she got so mad just 'cause you're trying to set her up. 1289 01:11:45,052 --> 01:11:49,640 You know, when I came into this to prove to myself that... 1290 01:11:49,974 --> 01:11:52,334 Did they say why they're making them swim in the shark tank? 1291 01:11:52,476 --> 01:11:53,769 - It's just funny. - Oh. 1292 01:11:54,812 --> 01:11:56,271 What's a booty tooch? 1293 01:11:56,438 --> 01:11:59,066 It's one of Tyra's sayings. It's when you stick your butt out in pictures. 1294 01:11:59,274 --> 01:12:00,985 It's like the new smize. 1295 01:12:02,861 --> 01:12:04,446 Smiling with your eyes. 1296 01:12:06,073 --> 01:12:07,533 Oh. Yeah. 1297 01:12:11,537 --> 01:12:13,831 I don't look at my lupus as a handicap. 1298 01:12:13,998 --> 01:12:16,500 I look at it as a beautiful part of me that makes me unique. 1299 01:12:16,667 --> 01:12:18,877 Yeah, right. It is a handicap. 1300 01:12:19,128 --> 01:12:21,714 Hope you have enough energy to swim away from those sharks. 1301 01:12:24,591 --> 01:12:26,176 You're so funny. 1302 01:12:40,649 --> 01:12:43,360 You're, like, the funniest person I've ever dated. 1303 01:12:54,621 --> 01:12:56,623 - Are you Paige Kearns? - Yes. 1304 01:12:57,833 --> 01:12:59,043 You've been served. 1305 01:13:14,933 --> 01:13:16,435 Oh, he's taking you to court? 1306 01:13:17,311 --> 01:13:18,479 Good thing I'm a lawyer. 1307 01:13:19,730 --> 01:13:21,982 Okay. Please tell me you're not serious. 1308 01:13:22,149 --> 01:13:23,525 Ooh. I am. 1309 01:13:23,859 --> 01:13:25,486 Come on, Paige. You really care so much about this, 1310 01:13:25,652 --> 01:13:27,404 you're gonna take our next-door neighbor to court? 1311 01:13:27,571 --> 01:13:29,156 He sued me. 1312 01:13:30,324 --> 01:13:33,202 You hit his car. You didn't pay him for it. 1313 01:13:33,368 --> 01:13:34,536 I knew it. 1314 01:13:35,204 --> 01:13:37,790 I knew you thought I was wrong. Why'd you lie to me? 1315 01:13:38,832 --> 01:13:40,667 'Cause it's easier than disagreeing with you. 1316 01:13:40,834 --> 01:13:43,504 - You can disagree with me. - Can I? Like, right now? 1317 01:13:43,921 --> 01:13:46,090 I am not mad at you because you're disagreeing with me. 1318 01:13:46,256 --> 01:13:49,468 - I am mad because you lied to me. - Okay. 1319 01:13:49,635 --> 01:13:51,315 Oh, great. So now you're just walking away. 1320 01:13:51,345 --> 01:13:55,599 I can't talk to you sometimes. You never see anyone else's side, ever. 1321 01:13:55,766 --> 01:13:57,935 You always get your way. It's like every time we fight, 1322 01:13:58,102 --> 01:13:59,812 I have to be the one to apologize. 1323 01:13:59,978 --> 01:14:03,148 - I'm not gonna do it this time. - Oh, really? I always get my way? 1324 01:14:03,315 --> 01:14:06,401 Paige, I let you fucking dress me. 1325 01:14:09,446 --> 01:14:11,073 I do not dress you. 1326 01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:14,493 - You can't even admit that? - This is just who I am. 1327 01:14:14,660 --> 01:14:16,036 Well, then you suck. 1328 01:14:16,203 --> 01:14:18,163 Great. Now you're just being a dick. 1329 01:14:18,330 --> 01:14:20,124 Maybe I just found my dick. 1330 01:14:20,290 --> 01:14:23,043 Whatever! You know, I deserve to be with somebody 1331 01:14:23,210 --> 01:14:25,629 who appreciates me the way that I am. 1332 01:14:25,879 --> 01:14:28,048 And if you can't do that, then... 1333 01:14:30,592 --> 01:14:31,885 Gotcha. 1334 01:14:42,020 --> 01:14:44,356 A package does not just disappear, Valerie. 1335 01:14:44,481 --> 01:14:45,921 I know, I'm trying to figure it out. 1336 01:14:46,066 --> 01:14:47,906 FedEx keeps telling me there's no record of it. 1337 01:14:47,985 --> 01:14:50,571 - Let me see the package log. - No. I'll do it. 1338 01:14:51,113 --> 01:14:54,366 - What are you guys looking for? - A package that was sent to China. 1339 01:14:57,995 --> 01:15:01,331 I don't even see any international shipments on this log. 1340 01:15:01,498 --> 01:15:05,252 You know what? I am actually a little bit behind on that log, 1341 01:15:05,419 --> 01:15:08,422 and FedEx loses packages all the time, right? 1342 01:15:08,589 --> 01:15:11,383 Rarely. And this one cost us a job. 1343 01:15:11,717 --> 01:15:14,845 They accepted a competing bid because ours wasn't in on time. 1344 01:15:46,752 --> 01:15:48,462 Tim and I had a fight. 1345 01:15:48,629 --> 01:15:50,380 Oh, honey. 1346 01:15:50,797 --> 01:15:52,216 What did he do? 1347 01:15:54,468 --> 01:15:56,011 - Shithead. - I know. 1348 01:16:25,666 --> 01:16:27,167 Sasha. 1349 01:16:29,336 --> 01:16:30,545 Hey. 1350 01:16:31,421 --> 01:16:33,382 Hi! Oh. 1351 01:16:34,508 --> 01:16:35,968 - Yo. - Hey. 1352 01:16:37,803 --> 01:16:41,932 - Is Paige here? - No. No, just me. 1353 01:16:43,976 --> 01:16:47,229 - What's new? - Uh, not much. 1354 01:16:47,396 --> 01:16:49,356 - Yeah? - I got fired. 1355 01:16:49,523 --> 01:16:50,774 Oh, shit. 1356 01:16:51,566 --> 01:16:52,943 Shit. Sorry. 1357 01:16:53,151 --> 01:16:55,279 - Paige didn't tell me. - Oh, she doesn't know. 1358 01:16:56,780 --> 01:16:59,116 I haven't seen her since your barbecue. 1359 01:17:00,659 --> 01:17:02,577 Oh, man. I, um... 1360 01:17:03,912 --> 01:17:07,582 Wow. I knew you guys got in a little fight over the setup, but... 1361 01:17:07,958 --> 01:17:10,544 Oh. That's what she said it was about? 1362 01:17:12,129 --> 01:17:14,423 I'm guessing maybe that wasn't the whole story? 1363 01:17:16,883 --> 01:17:19,761 Yeah. Yeah. 1364 01:17:19,928 --> 01:17:21,430 She has a way of doing that. 1365 01:17:23,598 --> 01:17:25,767 So then she probably didn't tell you that... 1366 01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:28,145 we got in a fight. 1367 01:17:28,937 --> 01:17:30,522 She's staying at her mom's. 1368 01:17:30,856 --> 01:17:32,899 - Really? What happened? - Um... 1369 01:17:33,066 --> 01:17:35,235 Okay. Sorry. It's none of my business. 1370 01:17:35,402 --> 01:17:37,821 No, it's fine. It's fine. It's all right. It's... 1371 01:17:37,988 --> 01:17:39,573 It's kind of a long story, 1372 01:17:39,906 --> 01:17:42,242 but basically we're both waiting for an apology. 1373 01:17:43,660 --> 01:17:44,870 From Paige? 1374 01:17:47,039 --> 01:17:48,248 Good luck with that. 1375 01:17:50,917 --> 01:17:52,377 Sorry about your job. 1376 01:17:53,295 --> 01:17:58,175 Yeah. There's nothing like, you know, getting fired from an entry-level job 1377 01:17:58,342 --> 01:18:01,970 right before you turn 30 to just make you question everything. 1378 01:18:02,804 --> 01:18:04,056 Well, I wouldn't... 1379 01:18:04,556 --> 01:18:07,100 I mean, I hope it's not making you question everything. 1380 01:18:08,101 --> 01:18:10,604 Who cares about that job? You got your music. That's the point, right? 1381 01:18:10,771 --> 01:18:11,980 I mean, that's your passion. 1382 01:18:12,189 --> 01:18:13,482 Well, it kind of has to be your passion 1383 01:18:13,648 --> 01:18:16,368 when you spent your whole life saying it's all you ever wanted to do, 1384 01:18:16,485 --> 01:18:20,030 and your parents spent a shitload of money on music school and... 1385 01:18:20,781 --> 01:18:22,616 I couldn't even quit if I wanted to. 1386 01:18:24,785 --> 01:18:27,621 - Do you want to? - Whatever. 1387 01:18:28,163 --> 01:18:29,790 It's a little late to turn back now. 1388 01:18:30,749 --> 01:18:32,584 Well, you know, that is what I did, actually. 1389 01:18:32,751 --> 01:18:34,086 I used to want to, uh... 1390 01:18:34,669 --> 01:18:36,380 I used to want to work on Wall Street. 1391 01:18:36,546 --> 01:18:37,798 Really? 1392 01:18:38,215 --> 01:18:40,801 Wall Street was my favorite movie as a kid, 1393 01:18:41,051 --> 01:18:43,053 and I went to business school for a year, actually. 1394 01:18:43,220 --> 01:18:46,598 If you want to talk about expensive schools, there you go. 1395 01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:48,100 What happened? 1396 01:18:48,517 --> 01:18:50,936 Uh, I fucking hated business school, so I quit. 1397 01:18:51,103 --> 01:18:53,105 I figured better to turn back now 1398 01:18:53,271 --> 01:18:55,941 than spend the rest of my life hating it, you know. 1399 01:19:02,447 --> 01:19:04,032 So where's your girlfriend? 1400 01:19:04,324 --> 01:19:06,451 Mia? She's not my girlfriend. 1401 01:19:06,910 --> 01:19:10,664 Please. She will be. She's hot, and she worships you. 1402 01:19:12,207 --> 01:19:15,836 Speaking of worship, that girl should be on a throne. 1403 01:19:16,878 --> 01:19:18,088 Damn. 1404 01:19:23,176 --> 01:19:25,762 Oh, my God. She's so desperate. 1405 01:19:25,929 --> 01:19:28,181 I was never that crazy when I was single, was I? 1406 01:19:29,724 --> 01:19:31,560 I can't picture you single. 1407 01:19:31,893 --> 01:19:34,229 Yeah? Well, you don't have to, baby. 1408 01:19:47,742 --> 01:19:48,994 Breathtaking. 1409 01:19:49,161 --> 01:19:51,621 Yeah, it's pretty. I still don't know about a strapless. 1410 01:19:51,788 --> 01:19:54,207 I just feel like it's falling off of me. 1411 01:19:54,374 --> 01:19:56,626 Oh, no. You're being crazy. 1412 01:19:56,793 --> 01:19:59,087 They're gonna make it fit like a glove. 1413 01:19:59,254 --> 01:20:00,797 See? This thing is not moving anywhere. 1414 01:20:00,964 --> 01:20:02,424 Mom. Okay. Okay. 1415 01:20:02,966 --> 01:20:04,009 Oh. 1416 01:20:04,176 --> 01:20:06,303 Oh. Whoa. Watch out. Watch out. 1417 01:20:06,553 --> 01:20:07,971 Where you going? 1418 01:20:08,221 --> 01:20:11,475 Oh, honey, please do not check to see if Tim's called again. 1419 01:20:12,559 --> 01:20:14,227 Come on. Let's stay on task. 1420 01:20:14,394 --> 01:20:16,813 Is this a yes? Maybe? 1421 01:20:16,980 --> 01:20:18,315 Mom, it's been two days. 1422 01:20:18,482 --> 01:20:22,027 I mean, I haven't not spoken to him in two days since I met him. 1423 01:20:22,194 --> 01:20:25,572 Well, why don't you let him come to you in his own time? 1424 01:20:26,698 --> 01:20:28,617 Yeah, but what if he doesn't call me? 1425 01:20:30,076 --> 01:20:31,661 I'll just give you ladies a minute. 1426 01:20:31,828 --> 01:20:34,873 Thank you. He will. Come on. 1427 01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:39,044 Men are like children. They'll do whatever you want. 1428 01:20:39,461 --> 01:20:41,796 They just have to think that it's their idea. 1429 01:20:41,963 --> 01:20:45,050 Come here. Look at this. Do you think he's gonna let that go? 1430 01:20:45,217 --> 01:20:48,386 Well, he might if you're scowling like that. Come on. Smile. 1431 01:20:48,553 --> 01:20:51,765 We only get to do this once! Hopefully. 1432 01:20:51,932 --> 01:20:53,808 Can we just do this another time? 1433 01:20:53,975 --> 01:20:55,644 I feel weird looking at wedding dresses 1434 01:20:55,810 --> 01:20:57,521 when I'm not even speaking to my fiancé. 1435 01:20:57,687 --> 01:21:00,815 Oh, come on. Let's do a couple more. So is this a yes or a maybe? 1436 01:21:00,982 --> 01:21:02,150 No. I don't like it. 1437 01:21:02,317 --> 01:21:04,653 Now you're just being dramatic. 1438 01:21:04,819 --> 01:21:06,899 - If you want my advice... - I don't want your advice. 1439 01:21:06,905 --> 01:21:08,240 You should listen. Twenty years from now, 1440 01:21:08,406 --> 01:21:10,325 when you look at these wedding pictures, 1441 01:21:10,492 --> 01:21:13,328 a strapless dress will be so much more elegant. 1442 01:21:13,495 --> 01:21:15,163 What is with you and a strapless? 1443 01:21:15,330 --> 01:21:17,499 I don't like it. It's not me. It's a cliché. 1444 01:21:17,707 --> 01:21:20,919 It's not flattering, and I'm not wearing it for my wedding. 1445 01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:24,172 Fine. Why didn't you just say so? 1446 01:21:24,381 --> 01:21:28,051 I've been trying to, but every time I try to say something, 1447 01:21:28,218 --> 01:21:30,418 you just talk over me, and you insist that you're right, 1448 01:21:30,428 --> 01:21:32,514 and it always has to be your way. 1449 01:21:36,601 --> 01:21:37,811 Tim? 1450 01:21:39,896 --> 01:21:41,189 Tim? 1451 01:21:46,945 --> 01:21:48,196 Tim? 1452 01:22:02,627 --> 01:22:04,087 Hey, can I talk to you for a second? 1453 01:22:04,337 --> 01:22:06,756 Oh, uh, guys, go in the house right now, please. 1454 01:22:06,923 --> 01:22:09,384 - Go right now. - Oh. No, no, no. 1455 01:22:09,551 --> 01:22:12,387 I'm not gonna do anything. I just wanted to tell you 1456 01:22:12,554 --> 01:22:15,307 that I was texting when I hit your car. 1457 01:22:19,394 --> 01:22:20,937 I know that it's... 1458 01:22:21,229 --> 01:22:22,689 I know that it's really dangerous, 1459 01:22:22,856 --> 01:22:24,858 and people have been killed like that, and I need to stop, 1460 01:22:25,025 --> 01:22:27,819 but first, can I just pay for your bumper? 1461 01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:33,700 Yes. 1462 01:22:33,908 --> 01:22:36,244 Yeah. Yes, you can. Thank you. 1463 01:23:19,621 --> 01:23:20,872 Bear! 1464 01:23:21,581 --> 01:23:22,791 Hey. 1465 01:23:23,583 --> 01:23:25,335 - How are you? - What are you doing here? 1466 01:23:25,877 --> 01:23:27,921 I just wanted to come hang out. 1467 01:23:28,129 --> 01:23:33,009 Oh. I left you a message saying I'm not free. Did you not get it? 1468 01:23:34,761 --> 01:23:37,764 Dude, I don't even know where the fuck my phone is right now. 1469 01:23:39,849 --> 01:23:41,393 How high are you? 1470 01:23:47,524 --> 01:23:48,858 Ta-da! 1471 01:23:49,109 --> 01:23:50,860 I'm making you matching mittens tomorrow. 1472 01:23:51,403 --> 01:23:54,030 You're gonna look so cute in Alaska. 1473 01:23:54,531 --> 01:23:55,699 Alaska? 1474 01:23:56,074 --> 01:23:57,617 Oh, shit. 1475 01:23:58,159 --> 01:23:59,661 I forgot to surprise you. 1476 01:24:00,870 --> 01:24:03,373 Wait. Does that make sense? Forgot to surprise you? 1477 01:24:04,833 --> 01:24:09,254 Anyway, Tegan and Sara are doing this secret concert series in Alaska, 1478 01:24:09,462 --> 01:24:12,132 and for a week, you stay in an igloo and do Molly, 1479 01:24:12,298 --> 01:24:14,926 and every morning you wake up, and they're performing with, like, 1480 01:24:15,093 --> 01:24:17,095 a chorus of Latin monks. 1481 01:24:19,389 --> 01:24:22,976 What do you mean? They're Latin American, or they sing in Latin? 1482 01:24:23,685 --> 01:24:25,019 I don't know. 1483 01:24:25,854 --> 01:24:27,147 Maybe they're not Latin. 1484 01:24:27,897 --> 01:24:30,567 Well, I can't go anyway, because I really need to find a job. 1485 01:24:30,734 --> 01:24:32,277 You can do that when we get back. 1486 01:24:32,736 --> 01:24:34,112 I mean, you can get any receptionist job. 1487 01:24:34,237 --> 01:24:36,573 You've got, like, eight years' experience, right? 1488 01:24:36,740 --> 01:24:38,867 Yeah. Mm-hmm. I know. 1489 01:24:39,451 --> 01:24:41,828 Whatever. It's just till you're done with your album. 1490 01:24:42,078 --> 01:24:44,706 I don't know if that's what I want to do anymore. 1491 01:24:46,750 --> 01:24:49,586 What do you mean? I thought music was your dream. 1492 01:24:50,712 --> 01:24:53,673 Yeah, I know. My dream was to be a musician, 1493 01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:56,509 not spend every day having panic attacks 1494 01:24:56,676 --> 01:24:58,344 and sitting behind a reception desk for eight hours 1495 01:24:58,511 --> 01:25:00,013 wanting to blow my brains out. 1496 01:25:00,972 --> 01:25:02,766 I just think I... 1497 01:25:04,434 --> 01:25:07,020 I've tried so hard to hang on to this goal, 1498 01:25:07,270 --> 01:25:09,522 and I'm wasting my life. I... 1499 01:25:11,858 --> 01:25:14,861 I don't know. I just want to be happy, and I... 1500 01:25:16,780 --> 01:25:19,073 I think I need to find a job I don't hate. 1501 01:25:21,367 --> 01:25:24,829 But can't you do that after we get back from Alaska? 1502 01:25:25,538 --> 01:25:26,915 Come on. 1503 01:25:27,874 --> 01:25:30,376 - Please? - No. Stop it. 1504 01:25:33,046 --> 01:25:36,049 I'm sorry. It's not your fault. I just... 1505 01:25:36,716 --> 01:25:39,344 - I can't do this. - Alaska? 1506 01:25:40,136 --> 01:25:41,554 I know. You just said that. 1507 01:25:43,431 --> 01:25:44,766 No, I mean... 1508 01:25:46,893 --> 01:25:48,394 Mia... 1509 01:26:30,728 --> 01:26:33,314 - Call voice mail. 1510 01:26:33,481 --> 01:26:34,899 Sorry. I don't understand. 1511 01:26:35,024 --> 01:26:38,152 - Call voice mail. 1512 01:26:38,319 --> 01:26:40,029 Sorry. I don't understand. 1513 01:26:40,196 --> 01:26:41,781 Fuck it. 1514 01:27:12,854 --> 01:27:14,397 Hey, bitch! 1515 01:27:50,850 --> 01:27:52,477 Just tell me. I hate surprises. 1516 01:27:52,644 --> 01:27:55,563 No. You'll just have to find out tomorrow. 1517 01:27:55,730 --> 01:27:58,816 You can't not tell me what song you're gonna sing at my wedding. 1518 01:27:58,983 --> 01:28:00,902 Okay, fine. I'll tell you. 1519 01:28:01,527 --> 01:28:03,363 You know that song that's like... 1520 01:28:05,949 --> 01:28:08,034 No. Nope. Not happening. 1521 01:28:08,242 --> 01:28:10,828 Okay. Fine, fine, fine. Sorry. I'll tell you. 1522 01:28:15,458 --> 01:28:18,002 Did you know that the Hanson brothers are still making music? 1523 01:28:18,878 --> 01:28:20,672 - Sometimes I just want to... 1524 01:28:21,547 --> 01:28:24,133 - Please, just tell me, Sasha. - Okay, fine. I'll tell you. 1525 01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:27,553 But first I have a really serious question. 1526 01:28:30,056 --> 01:28:31,265 Hang on. 1527 01:28:36,396 --> 01:28:40,233 Do you think that Tim will be jealous of my tux? 1528 01:28:42,902 --> 01:28:44,278 - No. 1529 01:29:03,089 --> 01:29:06,426 ? Up to this creek they come to meet? 1530 01:29:06,592 --> 01:29:10,430 ? Where they done days by the summer heat? 1531 01:29:10,596 --> 01:29:14,058 ? The sun is always in their eyes? 1532 01:29:14,225 --> 01:29:17,353 ? They hold their glasses like they'd rise? 1533 01:29:17,520 --> 01:29:21,065 ? On a clouded fair and gin they dine? 1534 01:29:21,232 --> 01:29:24,819 ? They're always losing track of time? 1535 01:29:24,986 --> 01:29:28,448 ? All sloppy men grow paradise? 1536 01:29:28,614 --> 01:29:31,993 ? They import everything that's nice? 1537 01:29:32,160 --> 01:29:35,496 ? Comfort is all what really heard? 1538 01:29:35,663 --> 01:29:39,292 ? Beaches are transient They look? 1539 01:29:43,087 --> 01:29:47,091 ? But better times they never show? 1540 01:30:15,453 --> 01:30:18,831 ? By now their dreams have all been dreamt? 1541 01:30:18,998 --> 01:30:22,585 ? All of their money has been spent? 1542 01:30:22,919 --> 01:30:26,297 ? The crashing surf upon the ground? 1543 01:30:26,464 --> 01:30:29,842 ? But no one ever hears a sound? 1544 01:30:33,513 --> 01:30:37,141 ? Put that pro-touch-up to a rest? 1545 01:30:37,391 --> 01:30:40,770 They do not know? 1546 01:30:40,937 --> 01:30:44,732 ? But better times they never showed? 1547 01:31:01,833 --> 01:31:05,419 ? But happiness is never found? 1548 01:31:09,048 --> 01:31:12,051 ? But happiness is never found?