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Please, this is a
huge misunderstanding.

3
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I'm a college student on
an environmental study.

4
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My parents...

5
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Please just call them.

6
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Would you please
try to stay in one piece?

7
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Can I have my passport back?

8
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You should cut this chick loose.

9
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She'll never last a sentence in this coop.

10
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Yeah, how did she
even survive the hatch?

11
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Have you been to court?

12
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Get a load of this.

13
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I didn't go to court.

14
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This is a huge misunderstanding.

15
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There was no trial.

16
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There never is, honey.

17
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Never is.

18
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Would you three just walk?!

19
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I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

20
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Move!

21
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Well,

22
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it's a new day

23
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with a new way to serve.

24
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But it's for the greater good, right?

25
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All right, then.

26
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The Republic of Rattica.

27
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Never heard of it.

28
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The brats at the Pentagon know about it

29
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and so will you.

30
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All the intel has been
fed into your compy wrist.

31
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It's an island off of South America

32
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where every scumbag on
the planet goes to hide.

33
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Rattica is a major player
in the Olvidados drug cartel

34
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who seem oblivious or
unwilling to negotiate

35
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the untapped oil reserve on the island.

36
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Ruled by nefarious
dictator General Franco,

37
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Rattica has been the launching pad

38
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for syndicate drug smuggler
operations for over a decade.

39
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Before I took command,

40
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Agent Five was sent out to negotiate

41
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an embassy deal with the general.

42
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That is until this individual,

43
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American born pot smuggler Jett Bryant,

44
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apparently lead a successful coup.

45
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Despite the absence of a free election,

46
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he now goes by the title of El Presidente.

47
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That really pisses us off.

48
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Always does.

49
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We've lost all contact with Agent Five.

50
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President, Mr. Bryant,

51
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is now aided by infamous
third-world interrogator

52
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Inga Von Krupp,

53
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who currently oversees
the islands penal system.

54
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The cartel is aware of
our KS-13 activities,

55
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so they've enlisted Krupp's skills

56
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to round up all potential resistance

57
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and commit unspeakable
human rights Violations.

58
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We care about human rights now?

59
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Listen to me!

60
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This wardress is a sadist!

61
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Triads,

62
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Commies,

63
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hired keepers,

64
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panada poachers,

65
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Banana Republic fascists.

66
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It makes no difference to this monster.

67
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Go in quiet, eliminate the target,

68
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disrupt the stability.

69
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I got it.

70
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She isn't even motivated by money.

71
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Von Krupp?

72
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I've busted out of
more jungle hell holes

73
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than she's licked in her
entire miserable life.

74
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I've been electrocuted, spat on,

75
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made to crawl like an animal.

76
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Damn, I miss it.

77
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You be careful out there.

78
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Back so soon, Jade?

79
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I was in need of a spa vacation.

80
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She killed another John at the pier.

81
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Jade, Jade, Jade.

82
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Maybe you should let the
clients take you for a change.

83
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Where's the fun in that?

84
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Besides, I look good covered in red.

85
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I think you prefer stripes.

86
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You're a real "Perv-0 the Clown"

87
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handing out these little cocktail napkins.

88
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Wearing a circus tent
ain't gonna protected

89
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the critters and the rats, sugar.

90
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I'm looking at the biggest rat in here

91
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and you better know
where to keep your paws.

92
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It ain't the paws you
need to worry about.

93
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It's the teeth.

94
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Guess he had a friend.

95
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Don't you wanna roach too?

96
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Don't worry, ladies, it
only gets worse from here.

97
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Take them to cell block F

98
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and tell Wardress Krupp we
have the catch of the day.

99
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Dang.

100
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I've been here over a goddamn week.

101
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When they gonna load my
bird with wacky tobaccy?

102
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They're coming to
meet you today, holmes.

103
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Good.

104
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I mean, I appreciate
the hospitality and all.

105
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You could slip on this
banana peal all you like.

106
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I prefer to get paid and slide.

107
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Good morning, gentlemen.

108
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Where's Franco?

109
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I am Wardress Von Krupp.

110
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And the little fella?

111
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My loyal assistant, Gordo.

112
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Just dandy, you make a lovely couple.

113
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Where's Franco?

114
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The general has met a
rather unfortunate demise.

115
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I'm outta here.

116
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Remain seated.

117
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The republic has been infiltrated
by operatives of KS-13.

118
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Who, what, where?

119
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I don't give a shit, lady.

120
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"Until the cartel is satisfied"

121
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"that all foreign spies
have been apprehended,"

122
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"Jett Bryant is hereby the
defacto president of Rattica."

123
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That's rich.

124
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"Upon the conclusion
of Wardress Von Krupp's"

125
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"investigation of potential
foreign terrorists"

126
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"and domestic revolutionaries,"

127
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"Mr. Bryant will be
relieved from his position"

128
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"and allowed to return
to his native country."

129
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Let me get this straight,

130
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we want me to be a pawn in your covert war

131
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against the United States?

132
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No way, momma.

133
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Sorry, puppeteers, I gotta
take scissors to this act.

134
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"If Mr. Bryant accepts this position,"

135
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"he will be exonerated for the loss"

136
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"of the 200 kilo shipment
confiscated by the Coast Guard."

137
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They told me little
shrimp boat off Tybee.

138
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Not shrimp boat off Little Tybee.

139
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Two islands.

140
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Two different fucking islands.

141
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Not my fault.

142
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"For his loyalty, the Olvidados family"

143
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"will pay 100 thousand dollars."

144
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Throw as many frogs in
that sack as you want.

145
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It ain't gonna make me jump any higher.

146
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Now if you'll excuse me.

147
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"If he refuses,"

148
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"execute him."

149
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Ouch.

150
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Coulda just started with the fine print.

151
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How long's this gonna take?

152
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To expedite this urgent matter,

153
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I have enlisted the help
of my former colleague,

154
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Dr. Greeley.

155
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A pleasure to work along
side you again, Inga.

156
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We shall implement our
skills perfected together

157
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in the great Voodoo Rebellion.

158
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Since those sovereign
and complicated times,

159
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I've acquired many new methods.

160
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I'm dying to reveal them.

161
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As have I, doctor.

162
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Joy.

163
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The first act had me amused,

164
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this third wheel with
the parka, he's creepy.

165
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Seriously, motherfucker,
I don't like you at all!

166
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So what the hell am I supposed to do?

167
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Sign bills, cut ribbons?

168
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Nothing.

169
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By the balls.

170
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Then I'll make trouble.

171
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Girl, you gotta get it
together if you're gonna survive.

172
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Look, we got off on the wrong foot.

173
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Let's carve out a corner in the stump

174
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and we'll watch our own backs.

175
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Yeah, you have anyone on
the outside looking for you?

176
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A man?

177
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My parents don't even know I'm here.

178
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I told them I didn't want to go to Paris

179
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and my senior class volunteered

180
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to save the turtles over spring break

181
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and I missed the boat home.

182
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The turtles?

183
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It's just terrible what they...

184
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Don't you see?

185
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She cares about the turtles.

186
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I like them too.

187
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In a stew!

188
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Leave her alone!

189
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She's just a young girl.

190
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We'll carve into your shell.

191
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Right into the nice pink meat.

192
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Charli and Nicky!

193
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Give us some breathing room.

194
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I smell fresh fish in the market.

195
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What do they call you?

196
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Penny.

197
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Your momma didn't think you
were worth very much, did she?

198
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It's a family name.

199
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Well, Penny,

200
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it's hard to get change for a "penny,"

201
00:14:27,473 --> 00:14:28,878
but I'll break you.

202
00:14:29,849 --> 00:14:31,754
Yes I will.

203
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Who are you?

204
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I'm Val, Penny,

205
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and a gal like me has grown accustomed

206
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to the finer things in life.

207
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Please, please.

208
00:14:45,598 --> 00:14:47,472
Please, stop, please.

209
00:14:48,348 --> 00:14:53,098
There used to be a time when
we could get soap, shampoo

210
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and even nylon stockings for a nickel.

211
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But once and awhile a
bargain presents itself

212
00:15:00,724 --> 00:15:04,681
and it just so happens,
today, I found a sale.

213
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A tissue for a penny.

214
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No! No!

215
00:15:08,099 --> 00:15:09,099
No, please!

216
00:15:10,141 --> 00:15:11,389
Clean it, bitch!

217
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Stop!

218
00:15:12,974 --> 00:15:15,597
Clean my ass or kiss theirs goodbye.

219
00:15:17,348 --> 00:15:18,889
That's right, wipe!

220
00:15:18,890 --> 00:15:21,305
Wipe, flatten that tongue!

221
00:15:21,306 --> 00:15:24,556
Yeah, get it all clean.

222
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,723
Get right in there.

223
00:15:26,724 --> 00:15:27,556
Deeper!

224
00:15:27,557 --> 00:15:29,338
I want clean insides.

225
00:15:30,432 --> 00:15:32,746
Yeah, yeah, you're good.

226
00:15:33,598 --> 00:15:35,458
Yeah, you're really good.

227
00:15:36,266 --> 00:15:39,251
I'll be remembering this
when it's period time.

228
00:15:45,932 --> 00:15:47,681
You see, Penny,

229
00:15:47,682 --> 00:15:49,371
life in here is cheap.

230
00:15:58,807 --> 00:16:00,292
I wish I had a taco.

231
00:16:02,057 --> 00:16:03,140
You like tacos, man?

232
00:16:03,141 --> 00:16:04,750
Never heard of a taco.

233
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,181
Damn, what is this country's problem?

234
00:16:08,182 --> 00:16:09,711
This place is miserable.

235
00:16:11,182 --> 00:16:14,514
What am I supposed to do while
those freaks figure it out?

236
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:15,670
Really, holmes?

237
00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:19,472
There are cells packed with women,

238
00:16:19,473 --> 00:16:21,639
women loose in the britches,

239
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,056
and you ask me this question?

240
00:16:24,057 --> 00:16:26,597
Ask a traumatized inmate for a date?

241
00:16:26,598 --> 00:16:27,848
No thank you.

242
00:16:27,849 --> 00:16:29,098
Just take 'em.

243
00:16:29,099 --> 00:16:31,889
Chester the Molester,

244
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:34,347
I ain't El Presidente of the rape squad.

245
00:16:34,348 --> 00:16:36,681
They are so lonely.

246
00:16:36,682 --> 00:16:37,682
They want it.

247
00:16:39,015 --> 00:16:40,848
Man, I like chicks that are into me.

248
00:16:40,849 --> 00:16:43,098
I don't do that power play horseshit.

249
00:16:43,099 --> 00:16:44,099
Me neither.

250
00:16:44,974 --> 00:16:47,597
I have a wife and eight children.

251
00:16:47,598 --> 00:16:49,662
Why's your ass always in that chair?

252
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:51,640
Eight children.

253
00:16:52,932 --> 00:16:54,472
Is your wife hot?

254
00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:57,412
Like a load of bread
stuffed in a sandal.

255
00:16:59,515 --> 00:17:01,681
I knew General Franco.

256
00:17:01,682 --> 00:17:03,292
How many generals have you known?

257
00:17:04,682 --> 00:17:06,042
Since the revolution?

258
00:17:06,849 --> 00:17:07,889
Ten.

259
00:17:07,890 --> 00:17:10,014
When was the revolution?

260
00:17:10,015 --> 00:17:10,889
Last year.

261
00:17:10,890 --> 00:17:12,889
Last year?

262
00:17:12,890 --> 00:17:13,848
Si.

263
00:17:13,849 --> 00:17:14,849
Fuck!

264
00:17:15,598 --> 00:17:16,931
The road to freedom

265
00:17:16,932 --> 00:17:19,541
is always under construction in Rattica.

266
00:17:21,057 --> 00:17:23,014
They're gonna kill you too, holmes.

267
00:17:23,015 --> 00:17:25,264
Stupid world.

268
00:17:25,265 --> 00:17:28,454
When did it become okay to
bogart the goddamn joint?!

269
00:18:48,432 --> 00:18:49,432
Hello?

270
00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:52,431
Not another one.

271
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,541
Maybe she'll go away.

272
00:18:55,432 --> 00:18:56,931
I'm looking for someone.

273
00:18:56,932 --> 00:18:59,139
They just keep coming here.

274
00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:01,681
An American, like me.

275
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,222
It just never ends.

276
00:19:03,223 --> 00:19:04,889
You canaries can start squawking

277
00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:06,465
or we can do this the hard way!

278
00:19:08,098 --> 00:19:11,305
Senorita, we don't want no trouble.

279
00:19:11,306 --> 00:19:12,973
You wanna know if we've seen Americans?

280
00:19:12,974 --> 00:19:13,806
When don't we see them?

281
00:19:13,807 --> 00:19:14,848
Every damn week.

282
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,097
From the sky and the sea.

283
00:19:16,098 --> 00:19:16,931
At the butcher.

284
00:19:16,932 --> 00:19:17,764
The baker.

285
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:19,639
Washing up on the shores at dawn.

286
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,681
Parachuting into the
sugar fields at night.

287
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,597
Wednesdays at the bowling alley.

288
00:19:23,598 --> 00:19:24,973
We can't even go to the damn movies

289
00:19:24,974 --> 00:19:26,662
without seeing a fucking American.

290
00:19:27,682 --> 00:19:28,871
Wrong answer.

291
00:22:08,807 --> 00:22:12,013
Do you have a listening problem?

292
00:22:12,014 --> 00:22:13,639
I'm sending you the coordinates.

293
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:14,640
Be there!

294
00:22:27,014 --> 00:22:28,180
Why would she do that?

295
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:30,305
I've done nothing to her.

296
00:22:30,306 --> 00:22:32,556
Some people are just born mean

297
00:22:32,557 --> 00:22:34,723
and her inner demons ass fuck.

298
00:22:34,724 --> 00:22:37,180
She's been here as
long as I can remember.

299
00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:39,097
The only person who
truly deserves this hell.

300
00:22:39,098 --> 00:22:41,139
I think she likes it.

301
00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:42,514
All right, hit the showers!

302
00:22:42,515 --> 00:22:44,579
Time to scrub the fleas from the trees.

303
00:22:45,473 --> 00:22:47,972
I was thinking we could
spend a spell with you.

304
00:22:47,973 --> 00:22:50,097
You don't have to scrap
the pan to get this pie.

305
00:22:50,098 --> 00:22:51,556
I don't want your a hostage

306
00:22:51,557 --> 00:22:53,222
and you ain't sneaking my keys.

307
00:22:53,223 --> 00:22:54,055
We wouldn't do that.

308
00:22:54,056 --> 00:22:55,847
Yeah, we just wanna have some fun.

309
00:22:55,848 --> 00:22:56,888
Don't even bother.

310
00:22:56,889 --> 00:22:58,264
I've been married three time

311
00:22:58,265 --> 00:23:00,013
and each of them were nastier than you.

312
00:23:00,014 --> 00:23:01,180
We ain't nasty.

313
00:23:01,181 --> 00:23:02,495
Unless you want us to be.

314
00:23:03,265 --> 00:23:07,013
They was so crocodile mean,
I took an ax to my cock.

315
00:23:07,014 --> 00:23:08,078
Timber!

316
00:23:09,515 --> 00:23:10,888
Jesus.

317
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:13,139
Solved all my problems at once.

318
00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:14,472
I ain't got no log for you.

319
00:23:14,473 --> 00:23:17,389
So you rabid beavers, go
build a dike in the shower.

320
00:23:17,390 --> 00:23:18,390
Get moving!

321
00:23:19,557 --> 00:23:21,597
Please, call the State Department.

322
00:23:21,598 --> 00:23:23,264
Tell them Penny Lupine is here.

323
00:23:23,265 --> 00:23:25,681
Please, my parents have money.

324
00:23:25,682 --> 00:23:26,514
Money, you say?

325
00:23:26,515 --> 00:23:28,013
Yes, they'll give you whatever you want.

326
00:23:28,014 --> 00:23:29,888
Please, just call.

327
00:23:29,889 --> 00:23:30,889
We'll see.

328
00:24:00,181 --> 00:24:01,586
What the fuck?

329
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,013
What the fuck, man?

330
00:24:04,014 --> 00:24:05,013
Come on!

331
00:24:05,014 --> 00:24:06,389
Did you do this?

332
00:24:07,223 --> 00:24:08,681
All one big setup?

333
00:24:08,682 --> 00:24:11,013
I'm just making it official.

334
00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:13,431
I don't want them coming after me, holmes.

335
00:24:13,432 --> 00:24:14,746
I got a family.

336
00:24:15,557 --> 00:24:17,556
Fuck, I hate this place!

337
00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:19,305
That was my lucky shirt too.

338
00:24:19,306 --> 00:24:20,681
No it wasn't.

339
00:24:20,682 --> 00:24:24,055
You're the unluckiest person I ever met.

340
00:24:24,056 --> 00:24:26,930
I wouldn't want to be
in your shoes, holmes.

341
00:24:26,931 --> 00:24:29,347
These shoes don't even fucking fit!

342
00:24:29,348 --> 00:24:30,503
They don't fit, man!

343
00:24:31,390 --> 00:24:32,763
Horse shit!

344
00:24:32,764 --> 00:24:33,764
Rats,

345
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:35,888
roaches!

346
00:24:35,889 --> 00:24:38,556
Where's the goddamn booze?!

347
00:24:38,557 --> 00:24:39,805
More roaches.

348
00:24:42,973 --> 00:24:44,514
Franco?

349
00:24:44,515 --> 00:24:46,169
They told me you was dead, buddy.

350
00:24:47,390 --> 00:24:48,888
Since you're a live and all,

351
00:24:48,889 --> 00:24:49,889
I need to get.

352
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:51,640
Fuck, Jesus!

353
00:24:52,682 --> 00:24:54,389
What'd y'all do to him?

354
00:24:54,390 --> 00:24:58,097
Exotic plants and the
crushed spin of a barracuda.

355
00:24:58,098 --> 00:25:01,763
While paralyzed, he saw
himself buried alive.

356
00:25:01,764 --> 00:25:04,681
Now he believes he is the living dead.

357
00:25:04,682 --> 00:25:07,621
Small price to pay for
treason against the cartel.

358
00:25:08,432 --> 00:25:10,837
I prefer kava kava with swordfish spine.

359
00:25:12,014 --> 00:25:13,514
Sometimes you have to work

360
00:25:13,515 --> 00:25:16,097
with the materials at your disposal.

361
00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:17,347
Why, my dear,

362
00:25:17,348 --> 00:25:19,722
a simple phone call to the doctor

363
00:25:19,723 --> 00:25:22,083
and you coulda received excellent results.

364
00:25:23,223 --> 00:25:25,708
Your subject would've
been more productive too.

365
00:25:27,390 --> 00:25:30,763
One should always strive for perfection.

366
00:25:30,764 --> 00:25:31,764
Perhaps.

367
00:25:34,723 --> 00:25:37,805
Where did your reluctant
leader run off to?

368
00:25:37,806 --> 00:25:39,681
He probably lost his appetite.

369
00:25:39,682 --> 00:25:41,222
Speaking of appetite,

370
00:25:41,223 --> 00:25:42,597
I'm ravished

371
00:25:42,598 --> 00:25:45,264
and I can't wait to
tell you in great depth

372
00:25:45,265 --> 00:25:47,805
about all my important discoveries.

373
00:25:47,806 --> 00:25:49,180
Over lunch?

374
00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:50,181
Shall we?

375
00:25:50,973 --> 00:25:53,847
I have prepared something special.

376
00:25:53,848 --> 00:25:56,055
Hopefully you will like it.

377
00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:57,722
Probably not.

378
00:26:02,098 --> 00:26:03,639
We have to bust out of here.

379
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:04,972
A big bust out.

380
00:26:04,973 --> 00:26:06,305
Do we bring Penny with us?

381
00:26:06,306 --> 00:26:08,139
I don't think she can make it.

382
00:26:08,140 --> 00:26:09,972
If we get her out, she
can stay with the rebellion.

383
00:26:09,973 --> 00:26:12,222
Won't her rich parents
come looking for her anyway?

384
00:26:12,223 --> 00:26:14,055
If that guard can't
stick his pecker out,

385
00:26:14,056 --> 00:26:16,264
he ain't gonna stick is neck out for her.

386
00:26:16,265 --> 00:26:18,639
If we can get her out she might
bring the attention we need

387
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,203
to finance the revolution.

388
00:26:21,056 --> 00:26:23,013
High profile
American parents and all,

389
00:26:23,014 --> 00:26:24,930
that could work.

390
00:26:24,931 --> 00:26:27,556
We've gotta protect her
until we figure out a plan.

391
00:26:48,889 --> 00:26:50,556
Penny for your thoughts?

392
00:26:50,557 --> 00:26:51,930
You don't have to act like this.

393
00:26:51,931 --> 00:26:54,514
We're all in the same situation here.

394
00:26:54,515 --> 00:26:57,013
Just because you're breathing
doesn't mean you're alive

395
00:26:57,014 --> 00:26:59,472
but I like your new attitude.

396
00:26:59,473 --> 00:27:02,055
Let's see how tough you really are.

397
00:27:02,056 --> 00:27:04,165
Nicky, teach her a lesson!

398
00:27:06,597 --> 00:27:07,847
I don't wanna fight her.

399
00:27:07,848 --> 00:27:09,583
Can't we just lay off her today?

400
00:27:15,306 --> 00:27:17,556
Are you having feelings, Nicky?

401
00:27:17,557 --> 00:27:19,097
No!

402
00:27:19,098 --> 00:27:20,930
She's just scared.

403
00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:23,596
Haven't we initiated her well enough?

404
00:27:23,597 --> 00:27:26,680
You going all soft inside, Nicky?

405
00:27:26,681 --> 00:27:28,763
On your knees!

406
00:27:28,764 --> 00:27:30,374
I said on your fucking knees!

407
00:27:36,515 --> 00:27:38,828
On all fours, like a dog.

408
00:27:48,014 --> 00:27:49,763
Now lick!

409
00:27:49,764 --> 00:27:51,374
Nice and slow.

410
00:27:52,265 --> 00:27:53,265
Yeah.

411
00:27:53,931 --> 00:27:57,930
Charli, kick this twat's ass, no excuses.

412
00:28:05,556 --> 00:28:07,416
Please, I don't want any trouble.

413
00:28:09,473 --> 00:28:11,514
We don't have a choice.

414
00:28:18,973 --> 00:28:20,180
Yeah.

415
00:28:35,973 --> 00:28:37,555
That's the spirit!

416
00:29:03,348 --> 00:29:04,923
Blood in the water.

417
00:29:14,681 --> 00:29:17,347
Yeah, that's the way.

418
00:29:51,764 --> 00:29:52,794
Finish her!

419
00:30:11,806 --> 00:30:12,806
Yes!

420
00:30:13,472 --> 00:30:15,139
Yes!

421
00:30:26,140 --> 00:30:28,930
All right, everybody
up against the wall.

422
00:30:28,931 --> 00:30:30,347
Now!

423
00:30:30,348 --> 00:30:31,537
Now you heard the man.

424
00:30:34,931 --> 00:30:35,931
Really, Val?

425
00:30:36,931 --> 00:30:37,888
You know what they say,

426
00:30:37,889 --> 00:30:41,763
id you can't beat them,
arrange to have them beaten.

427
00:30:41,764 --> 00:30:43,722
What the fuck is wrong with you?

428
00:30:43,723 --> 00:30:44,878
It's complicated.

429
00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,805
With the assistance of Gordo,

430
00:30:52,806 --> 00:30:55,888
I've been working on the ultimate device.

431
00:30:55,889 --> 00:30:58,013
I'm intrigued.

432
00:30:58,014 --> 00:31:00,763
Since the middle ages,
most interrogation equipment

433
00:31:00,764 --> 00:31:04,680
has focused on just a
few specific methods.

434
00:31:04,681 --> 00:31:08,930
So we've created a device
that will run a gamut of pain,

435
00:31:08,931 --> 00:31:11,790
all with the ability to
keep the subject conscious.

436
00:31:14,973 --> 00:31:16,912
I'm growing so weary of the Vineyard.

437
00:31:17,723 --> 00:31:19,888
Not only does out
incredible torture machine

438
00:31:19,889 --> 00:31:21,930
have the ability to deliver these forms

439
00:31:21,931 --> 00:31:24,471
at a slow and deliberate pace,

440
00:31:24,472 --> 00:31:28,037
it also has the capacity to
bring forth instantaneous death.

441
00:31:29,056 --> 00:31:30,056
I see.

442
00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:33,420
This could be very useful
with multiple subjects.

443
00:31:34,472 --> 00:31:37,471
Kill the first, hardly maim the second

444
00:31:37,472 --> 00:31:38,847
and the third sings?

445
00:31:38,848 --> 00:31:40,305
Exactly.

446
00:31:40,306 --> 00:31:43,388
All bearing Witness to
the subject before them.

447
00:31:43,389 --> 00:31:44,669
An interesting theory.

448
00:31:46,140 --> 00:31:48,544
You've always had a dark
imagination, my dear.

449
00:31:51,848 --> 00:31:53,832
It's more solid than science

450
00:31:54,889 --> 00:31:57,078
but I look forward to seeing your new toy.

451
00:31:57,848 --> 00:31:59,957
I've been taking a progressive approach.

452
00:32:02,140 --> 00:32:05,513
I have developed a sexual aversion serum,

453
00:32:05,514 --> 00:32:08,329
which causes a subject to
receive immense pleasure.

454
00:32:09,223 --> 00:32:13,333
The resulting euphoria
releases one's deepest desires.

455
00:32:15,098 --> 00:32:17,888
What first made itself as pleasure

456
00:32:17,889 --> 00:32:20,264
become unbearably repugnant,

457
00:32:20,265 --> 00:32:22,249
forcing a total cleanse of the soul.

458
00:32:23,098 --> 00:32:24,162
A hippie drug.

459
00:32:25,014 --> 00:32:26,680
No.

460
00:32:26,681 --> 00:32:29,930
Their greatest delights
become their innermost fears.

461
00:32:29,931 --> 00:32:31,638
A bad trip.

462
00:32:31,639 --> 00:32:32,639
No, my dear.

463
00:32:33,514 --> 00:32:35,055
They find their one true god

464
00:32:35,056 --> 00:32:37,040
leading to a moral and just life.

465
00:32:38,098 --> 00:32:39,627
Easy to control.

466
00:32:42,514 --> 00:32:44,555
I don't think you're comprehending this.

467
00:32:44,556 --> 00:32:47,805
They become enlightened
to the word, born again.

468
00:32:47,806 --> 00:32:49,245
What's the point of that?

469
00:32:50,597 --> 00:32:51,597
Yes?

470
00:32:52,347 --> 00:32:53,388
Sorry to disturb you

471
00:32:53,389 --> 00:32:55,888
but a really weird cat
fight just broke out.

472
00:32:55,889 --> 00:32:58,346
Well, sounds like a job for management.

473
00:32:58,347 --> 00:33:00,097
Was there an escape attempt?

474
00:33:00,098 --> 00:33:02,596
No, I got everything under control.

475
00:33:02,597 --> 00:33:04,263
This couldn't wait?

476
00:33:04,264 --> 00:33:05,555
Well, we were just wondering how

477
00:33:05,556 --> 00:33:07,180
to proceed with disciplinary action

478
00:33:07,181 --> 00:33:10,495
since it was of such a
bizarre, sexual nature.

479
00:33:12,264 --> 00:33:15,222
I'll need the subject
for my demonstration.

480
00:33:15,223 --> 00:33:17,055
I'll question the inmates myself.

481
00:33:17,056 --> 00:33:18,056
Yes, ma'am.

482
00:33:19,848 --> 00:33:21,346
Line up the subordinates.

483
00:33:21,347 --> 00:33:23,513
I'll get to the bottom of this.

484
00:33:23,514 --> 00:33:25,888
You know, as a child
I always looked forward

485
00:33:25,889 --> 00:33:27,249
to feeding time at the zoo.

486
00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:29,669
Lead the way, little keeper.

487
00:34:06,264 --> 00:34:07,295
"Covert."

488
00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:12,471
"Not openly acknowledged or displayed."

489
00:34:12,472 --> 00:34:13,304
Okay.

490
00:34:13,305 --> 00:34:14,471
"Secret."

491
00:34:14,472 --> 00:34:15,472
"Clandestine."

492
00:34:16,389 --> 00:34:17,805
"Hidden."

493
00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:20,388
"Cloak and goddamn dagger."

494
00:34:20,389 --> 00:34:21,847
"Undercover."

495
00:34:21,848 --> 00:34:22,888
I get it.

496
00:34:22,889 --> 00:34:23,998
I don't think you do!

497
00:34:25,431 --> 00:34:26,930
Tell me this.

498
00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:28,847
What dumb ass abbey you been going through

499
00:34:28,848 --> 00:34:30,888
that has you thinking
that ripping the ticker

500
00:34:30,889 --> 00:34:34,304
out of an eel fisherman in
broad motherfucking daylight

501
00:34:34,305 --> 00:34:37,388
as hush motherfucking
hush operations?

502
00:34:37,389 --> 00:34:39,097
I heard how you did it back in the day.

503
00:34:39,098 --> 00:34:41,972
Go in, kick ass and raise headstones,

504
00:34:41,973 --> 00:34:43,430
not fucking flags.

505
00:34:43,431 --> 00:34:45,055
You know, we weren't privileged

506
00:34:45,056 --> 00:34:47,722
to have the intelling
tools as you guys have.

507
00:34:47,723 --> 00:34:49,471
Whatever.

508
00:34:49,472 --> 00:34:50,930
Seriously, girl.

509
00:34:50,931 --> 00:34:52,638
Seriously!

510
00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:54,498
You don't know shit!

511
00:34:55,222 --> 00:34:57,138
Look around you.

512
00:34:57,139 --> 00:34:59,013
There's red velvet ants in these ruins.

513
00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:01,388
They're actually called Wingless wasps,

514
00:35:01,389 --> 00:35:04,097
known as "cow killers" by the locals.

515
00:35:04,098 --> 00:35:07,097
Girl, they will paralyze
your kennel-chewing ass

516
00:35:07,098 --> 00:35:08,638
within seconds

517
00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:11,638
and that's when the
carnivorous ants come in

518
00:35:11,639 --> 00:35:15,249
and they will strip
your scrawny bones dry.

519
00:35:16,222 --> 00:35:17,930
You known, you would've known that

520
00:35:17,931 --> 00:35:20,346
if you would've went over the
briefings before you met me,

521
00:35:20,347 --> 00:35:22,471
but you didn't, I know.

522
00:35:22,472 --> 00:35:23,596
I prepped.

523
00:35:23,597 --> 00:35:24,596
Prepped.

524
00:35:24,597 --> 00:35:26,513
Girl, you read that thing for 30 seconds

525
00:35:26,514 --> 00:35:29,596
and went right back to
the damn social media.

526
00:35:29,597 --> 00:35:31,263
You're taking me out?

527
00:35:31,264 --> 00:35:32,794
I should lose my goddamn self

528
00:35:33,556 --> 00:35:36,930
but I'm gonna give you one last chance.

529
00:35:36,931 --> 00:35:39,847
Now, go find some shade, not here,

530
00:35:39,848 --> 00:35:41,555
and go over the damn briefings!

531
00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:42,388
Okay.

532
00:35:42,389 --> 00:35:43,763
Don't make me come back here

533
00:35:43,764 --> 00:35:45,055
because I'm telling you right now,

534
00:35:45,056 --> 00:35:48,055
I will blow this
motherfucker to kingdom come

535
00:35:48,056 --> 00:35:49,179
and if there just happens to be

536
00:35:49,180 --> 00:35:51,513
some friendly fire in you direction,

537
00:35:51,514 --> 00:35:52,638
so be it.

538
00:35:52,639 --> 00:35:54,013
Yes, ma'am.

539
00:35:54,014 --> 00:35:56,263
Now go do your damn job!

540
00:35:56,264 --> 00:35:58,972
I need to know if Five is alive

541
00:35:58,973 --> 00:36:00,957
and kill that motherfucking Jett Bryant!

542
00:36:46,723 --> 00:36:49,346
Cock-O express is leaving.

543
00:36:49,347 --> 00:36:50,923
Subbases by sundown.

544
00:36:52,389 --> 00:36:54,054
Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah,

545
00:36:54,055 --> 00:36:55,055
Zip-a-Dee...

546
00:36:56,514 --> 00:36:57,514
Yay.

547
00:36:58,681 --> 00:37:00,805
Without order,

548
00:37:00,806 --> 00:37:02,665
there can be no rehabilitation.

549
00:37:05,514 --> 00:37:07,749
Without rehabilitation,

550
00:37:08,514 --> 00:37:10,578
there is no release.

551
00:37:11,305 --> 00:37:13,040
It's that simple.

552
00:37:14,264 --> 00:37:16,124
There is no escape.

553
00:37:17,556 --> 00:37:19,791
So I give you two choices.

554
00:37:20,931 --> 00:37:21,931
Order

555
00:37:22,889 --> 00:37:24,248
or death.

556
00:37:26,305 --> 00:37:29,638
Since you are property, I
believe this to be fair.

557
00:37:29,639 --> 00:37:30,680
I wasn't involved.

558
00:37:30,681 --> 00:37:31,681
Silence!

559
00:37:34,097 --> 00:37:35,097
Order

560
00:37:35,889 --> 00:37:37,373
or death!

561
00:37:39,055 --> 00:37:41,722
Your subjects are dirty harlots.

562
00:37:41,723 --> 00:37:42,722
Sodomites.

563
00:37:42,723 --> 00:37:44,346
Unclean sinners.

564
00:37:44,347 --> 00:37:45,596
Yeah, they was fighting.

565
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:46,722
Finger in flaps.

566
00:37:46,723 --> 00:37:48,971
All kinds of weird, kinky pervert stuff.

567
00:37:48,972 --> 00:37:49,805
Enough.

568
00:37:49,806 --> 00:37:51,054
They was about to scissor each other.

569
00:37:51,055 --> 00:37:52,055
Enough!

570
00:37:54,681 --> 00:37:55,870
So, Val,

571
00:37:58,305 --> 00:38:00,414
who's our dissident today?

572
00:38:06,431 --> 00:38:07,586
The ginger sardine.

573
00:38:09,222 --> 00:38:10,222
I see.

574
00:38:11,764 --> 00:38:13,168
She put up a good fight.

575
00:38:13,972 --> 00:38:16,096
You don't look the type.

576
00:38:16,097 --> 00:38:18,161
Please, I just wanna go home.

577
00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:22,012
We just want to ask you a few questions.

578
00:38:22,013 --> 00:38:23,013
Can I use the phone?

579
00:38:24,431 --> 00:38:25,263
She'll do.

580
00:38:25,264 --> 00:38:26,304
Grab her.

581
00:38:26,305 --> 00:38:28,138
Your Nazi meat flaps are gonna get it

582
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,888
when the revolution comes, you sick gash.

583
00:38:30,889 --> 00:38:31,971
Pardon?

584
00:38:31,972 --> 00:38:35,138
Yeah, we know all about you.

585
00:38:35,139 --> 00:38:37,888
I guess my accolades are
well-known internationally

586
00:38:37,889 --> 00:38:40,054
but fame is not what I seek.

587
00:38:40,055 --> 00:38:43,430
No, you go wherever
you can find a soggy box.

588
00:38:43,431 --> 00:38:45,179
You like it both way, don't you?

589
00:38:45,180 --> 00:38:47,012
That's how you get your twisted kicks?

590
00:38:47,013 --> 00:38:48,714
Pain makes you come, doesn't it?

591
00:38:49,681 --> 00:38:52,096
Fetishes are for those with free time.

592
00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:53,786
I have none.

593
00:38:54,639 --> 00:38:57,346
I look forward to your confession.

594
00:38:57,347 --> 00:38:58,627
Grab this one instead.

595
00:39:00,888 --> 00:39:02,887
I'm sure this will be amusing.

596
00:39:02,888 --> 00:39:05,138
But may I barrow a few of these strumpets

597
00:39:05,139 --> 00:39:06,453
for my demonstration later?

598
00:39:08,764 --> 00:39:10,202
Any in particular?

599
00:39:12,764 --> 00:39:13,763
Take them all.

600
00:39:13,764 --> 00:39:15,513
You bitch!

601
00:39:15,514 --> 00:39:17,471
I wouldn't want to separate you.

602
00:39:17,472 --> 00:39:18,472
Val?

603
00:39:19,972 --> 00:39:22,763
Maybe next time you'll find
your way around a honeypot

604
00:39:22,764 --> 00:39:24,221
instead of penning a fence!

605
00:39:24,222 --> 00:39:25,887
I hate you!

606
00:39:25,888 --> 00:39:27,430
Everybody does.

607
00:39:27,431 --> 00:39:28,431
Enough!

608
00:39:29,764 --> 00:39:30,873
They'll do nicely.

609
00:39:32,431 --> 00:39:33,763
I can't wait to get started.

610
00:39:33,764 --> 00:39:36,138
You'll have your chance.

611
00:39:36,139 --> 00:39:39,044
Until we're ready, throw these
prisoners in the hot box.

612
00:39:43,389 --> 00:39:44,763
Couldn't look the other way?

613
00:39:44,764 --> 00:39:46,179
No, holmes.

614
00:39:46,180 --> 00:39:47,304
I thought we were brothers?

615
00:39:47,305 --> 00:39:49,929
And you've had tacos
before too, I know it.

616
00:39:49,930 --> 00:39:53,763
Look, I took the distributor
cap from the plane.

617
00:39:53,764 --> 00:39:56,513
Don't get anymore bright ideas.

618
00:39:56,514 --> 00:39:57,887
I can't trust you now.

619
00:39:57,888 --> 00:39:59,555
I like you.

620
00:39:59,556 --> 00:40:01,388
I really do.

621
00:40:01,389 --> 00:40:02,929
You're an amusing fellow.

622
00:40:02,930 --> 00:40:04,846
Then let's split!

623
00:40:04,847 --> 00:40:06,887
I can't let you go.

624
00:40:06,888 --> 00:40:08,543
They'll cut off my head.

625
00:40:09,597 --> 00:40:13,331
If we try and leave
together, they'll find us.

626
00:40:14,139 --> 00:40:16,294
They'll cut off our heads.

627
00:40:17,222 --> 00:40:20,596
The only way to keep our heads

628
00:40:20,597 --> 00:40:23,877
is if we stay right here.

629
00:40:25,556 --> 00:40:27,138
I wanna keep my head.

630
00:40:27,139 --> 00:40:29,096
Me too, holmes.

631
00:40:29,097 --> 00:40:30,377
Me too.

632
00:40:32,723 --> 00:40:34,555
What you reading over there?

633
00:40:34,556 --> 00:40:36,763
"The Social Contract" by Rousseau.

634
00:40:36,764 --> 00:40:38,680
This is some heavy shit, man.

635
00:40:38,681 --> 00:40:40,054
Marx is better.

636
00:40:40,055 --> 00:40:42,346
Thomas Paine's "Common Sense," dude.

637
00:40:42,347 --> 00:40:43,763
Machiavelli.

638
00:40:43,764 --> 00:40:44,971
Fuck that guy.

639
00:40:44,972 --> 00:40:47,513
Martin Luther fucking King Jr.'s letter

640
00:40:47,514 --> 00:40:49,722
from a Birmingham jail, bitch.

641
00:40:49,723 --> 00:40:51,471
"The Art of the Deal."

642
00:40:58,222 --> 00:41:00,221
What a piece of shit.

643
00:41:00,222 --> 00:41:01,222
Yeah.

644
00:41:02,055 --> 00:41:03,221
Well, if I'm stuck here

645
00:41:03,222 --> 00:41:04,887
I might as well go among the people

646
00:41:04,888 --> 00:41:07,054
and see what I can do
to better their lives,

647
00:41:07,055 --> 00:41:08,555
while I'm in a position of power and all.

648
00:41:08,556 --> 00:41:10,804
I wouldn't do that if I was you, holmes.

649
00:41:10,805 --> 00:41:13,870
Yeah, I know it's a token
position with no real power.

650
00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:17,179
But I'll get to know their problems.

651
00:41:17,180 --> 00:41:19,430
Okay, holmes.

652
00:41:19,431 --> 00:41:22,179
Maybe seeing the
empathy of their president

653
00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:24,054
will better their lives

654
00:41:24,055 --> 00:41:26,762
and bring around some
real positive change.

655
00:42:03,556 --> 00:42:05,085
What the fuck?!

656
00:42:09,847 --> 00:42:11,753
Prisoner 731.

657
00:42:12,972 --> 00:42:16,471
Are you an associate of KS-13?

658
00:42:16,472 --> 00:42:17,472
(30 to hem!

659
00:42:18,139 --> 00:42:20,499
I expected such a response.

660
00:42:21,597 --> 00:42:25,179
Dear, you are merely
part of a demonstration

661
00:42:25,180 --> 00:42:28,790
of the greatest information
extractor ever developed.

662
00:42:30,013 --> 00:42:32,248
The Incredible Torture Machine.

663
00:42:33,847 --> 00:42:36,555
The pain will be deep.

664
00:42:36,556 --> 00:42:40,211
Deliberately slow and quite unbearable.

665
00:42:41,013 --> 00:42:42,013
Fascinating.

666
00:42:43,930 --> 00:42:45,745
There will be a moment,

667
00:42:46,722 --> 00:42:48,411
maybe an hour,

668
00:42:49,264 --> 00:42:53,721
perhaps a day when you realize
that death is inevitable

669
00:42:53,722 --> 00:42:55,911
and you will reveal all that you know.

670
00:42:57,013 --> 00:42:59,054
It is merely up to you to decide

671
00:42:59,055 --> 00:43:01,887
how grotesquely disfigured
you would like to be

672
00:43:01,888 --> 00:43:04,388
before that time comes.

673
00:43:04,389 --> 00:43:05,389
Fuck you!

674
00:43:06,472 --> 00:43:08,887
The controls can be set
to keep the prisoner alive

675
00:43:08,888 --> 00:43:11,762
anywhere from 12 minutes to 12 months.

676
00:43:11,763 --> 00:43:14,679
Inquisition them all, I assume.

677
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,887
The machine is equipped
with adrenalin shots

678
00:43:16,888 --> 00:43:19,179
to keep the subject cognoscente

679
00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:21,804
and also has the ability
to cauterize wounds

680
00:43:21,805 --> 00:43:24,596
to extend the interrogation process.

681
00:43:32,847 --> 00:43:33,847
What is happening?

682
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,596
Turn the machine off!

683
00:43:36,597 --> 00:43:37,597
Turn it off!

684
00:43:46,972 --> 00:43:47,972
My.

685
00:43:48,514 --> 00:43:50,202
I'm not sure what went wrong.

686
00:43:51,556 --> 00:43:54,096
A small child rubbing
the power girl with feces

687
00:43:54,097 --> 00:43:55,595
would've been more affective.

688
00:43:56,972 --> 00:43:58,457
This is unacceptable.

689
00:43:59,222 --> 00:44:01,846
What about our aspirations?

690
00:44:01,847 --> 00:44:03,471
My dream?

691
00:44:03,472 --> 00:44:05,252
Back to the drawing board for you.

692
00:44:06,180 --> 00:44:09,415
My dear, I believe it's
the good doctor's turn

693
00:44:10,305 --> 00:44:13,887
and I'm confident you'll find
the results quite enlightening

694
00:44:13,888 --> 00:44:14,888
and less

695
00:44:16,389 --> 00:44:17,389
messy.

696
00:45:14,555 --> 00:45:16,637
I think these snakes are endangered.

697
00:45:16,638 --> 00:45:17,721
You got lucky.

698
00:45:17,722 --> 00:45:19,411
They have big plans for you girls.

699
00:45:21,264 --> 00:45:23,221
Hey, I made the call.

700
00:45:23,222 --> 00:45:24,054
Really?

701
00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:25,554
Yeah but all I got was computers.

702
00:45:25,555 --> 00:45:27,595
They kept bouncing me around
from different computer voices

703
00:45:27,596 --> 00:45:28,595
for an hour and a half.

704
00:45:28,596 --> 00:45:29,721
No.

705
00:45:29,722 --> 00:45:31,012
I'll try again later.

706
00:45:31,013 --> 00:45:32,762
I'm sorry about all this.

707
00:45:32,763 --> 00:45:34,096
I heard about the turtles.

708
00:45:34,097 --> 00:45:35,762
I like critters too.

709
00:45:35,763 --> 00:45:36,595
Hang in there.

710
00:45:36,596 --> 00:45:37,762
Where's Ebony?

711
00:45:37,763 --> 00:45:39,096
You'll see her soon

712
00:45:39,097 --> 00:45:40,595
but first they want you to get some chow

713
00:45:40,596 --> 00:45:42,221
so you have your strength back.

714
00:45:42,222 --> 00:45:43,430
They seem to be very excited

715
00:45:43,431 --> 00:45:45,096
for whatever they have cooked up for you.

716
00:46:19,471 --> 00:46:23,430
Once upon a time there
were a bunch of little cunts

717
00:46:23,431 --> 00:46:25,221
who forgot who their queen bee was.

718
00:46:25,222 --> 00:46:26,595
Will you give it a rest?

719
00:46:26,596 --> 00:46:29,054
Do I here some buzzing?

720
00:46:29,055 --> 00:46:30,346
Can we just drop it?

721
00:46:30,347 --> 00:46:31,179
No!

722
00:46:31,180 --> 00:46:32,346
I don't think we can!

723
00:46:32,347 --> 00:46:34,096
I don't think you get it!

724
00:46:34,097 --> 00:46:34,929
Get what?

725
00:46:34,930 --> 00:46:38,012
Now that Wardress Von Krupp's in charge,

726
00:46:38,013 --> 00:46:41,512
none of you drones are
flying out of here alive.

727
00:46:41,513 --> 00:46:45,595
So you may as well make the
best of the last of your life.

728
00:46:45,596 --> 00:46:47,429
Nobody cares what you have to say.

729
00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:48,971
I think you should.

730
00:46:48,972 --> 00:46:51,012
It's in everyone's best interest

731
00:46:51,013 --> 00:46:54,637
to be where the cream rises to the top.

732
00:46:54,638 --> 00:46:57,453
That is if you wanna live
a little before we all die.

733
00:46:58,264 --> 00:47:01,096
Stay alive by sucking your nasty tunnel?

734
00:47:01,097 --> 00:47:02,346
Give me death.

735
00:47:02,347 --> 00:47:04,887
That can be arranged!

736
00:47:04,888 --> 00:47:07,679
Now you little chicks best fall in line

737
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:08,846
and make the most of your time.

738
00:47:08,847 --> 00:47:10,179
Don't listen to her!

739
00:47:10,180 --> 00:47:12,304
Ebony was taken away
for a fucking cigarette

740
00:47:12,305 --> 00:47:14,637
and she'll trade you too, she's crazy.

741
00:47:14,638 --> 00:47:15,846
A fucking monster!

742
00:47:15,847 --> 00:47:17,263
A crazy monster.

743
00:47:17,264 --> 00:47:18,096
Yeah,

744
00:47:18,097 --> 00:47:21,512
we're about to get all monster
crazy up in this bitch!

745
00:47:24,388 --> 00:47:25,263
Would you like to grant

746
00:47:25,264 --> 00:47:27,419
any of your acquaintances a reprieve?

747
00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:30,043
These clams?

748
00:47:31,638 --> 00:47:32,827
Harvest them all.

749
00:47:34,638 --> 00:47:35,971
Cunt!

750
00:47:35,972 --> 00:47:37,637
As property of the Republic,

751
00:47:37,638 --> 00:47:40,263
you have been chosen to
take part in an experiment

752
00:47:40,264 --> 00:47:42,971
conducted by Dr. Greeley.

753
00:47:42,972 --> 00:47:44,887
Sir Dr. Greeley.

754
00:47:44,888 --> 00:47:45,888
I was knighted.

755
00:47:46,638 --> 00:47:49,138
We expect your full cooperation.

756
00:47:49,139 --> 00:47:50,139
Where is Ebony?

757
00:47:52,722 --> 00:47:55,179
I hear she's joining
you in this experiment.

758
00:47:57,097 --> 00:47:59,263
Well, in a way she is.

759
00:47:59,264 --> 00:48:00,595
What is this asshole talking about?

760
00:48:00,596 --> 00:48:02,512
Where is Ebony?

761
00:48:02,513 --> 00:48:04,345
You are consuming her.

762
00:48:05,180 --> 00:48:06,179
What?

763
00:48:06,180 --> 00:48:08,721
A most embarrassing
situation for the wardress,

764
00:48:08,722 --> 00:48:09,554
I assure you.

765
00:48:09,555 --> 00:48:12,138
What the fuck is he talking about?!

766
00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:14,595
You are eating her, my dear.

767
00:48:14,596 --> 00:48:16,221
Butchers!

768
00:48:16,222 --> 00:48:17,054
It was my idea, obviously.

769
00:48:17,055 --> 00:48:18,415
I'll kill you!

770
00:48:23,055 --> 00:48:27,040
Shall we begin nighty-night
at your insubordination inn?

771
00:48:28,555 --> 00:48:29,555
Proceed.

772
00:49:33,763 --> 00:49:34,763
Let me inside.

773
00:49:50,263 --> 00:49:53,429
You will drink your sister's cup,

774
00:49:53,430 --> 00:49:55,721
a cup large and deep.

775
00:49:55,722 --> 00:49:57,846
It will bring scorn and derision,

776
00:49:57,847 --> 00:50:00,762
for it holds so much.

777
00:50:00,763 --> 00:50:03,793
You'll be filled with
drunkenness and sorrow.

778
00:50:04,722 --> 00:50:07,082
A cup of ruin and desolation.

779
00:50:08,430 --> 00:50:11,846
You will drink it and drain it dry

780
00:50:11,847 --> 00:50:14,887
and chew on its pieces

781
00:50:14,888 --> 00:50:17,543
and you will tear your breast.

782
00:50:18,346 --> 00:50:19,831
Bring a mob against them

783
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,960
and turn them over to terror and plunder.

784
00:50:25,596 --> 00:50:28,762
Stone them and cut them down!

785
00:50:28,763 --> 00:50:29,679
Enough!

786
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:32,804
I will put an end to
lewdness in the land

787
00:50:32,805 --> 00:50:35,679
that all women may take warning

788
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,539
and not imitate you!

789
00:50:39,930 --> 00:50:41,846
I said, enough!

790
00:50:43,805 --> 00:50:47,345
You will suffer the
penalty for your lewdness

791
00:50:47,346 --> 00:50:51,627
and bear the consequence
of your sins and idolatry.

792
00:50:52,555 --> 00:50:55,303
I command you to stop this instant!

793
00:50:55,304 --> 00:51:00,290
Then you will know I
am the sovereign lord.

794
00:51:08,513 --> 00:51:09,971
Guards!

795
00:51:13,888 --> 00:51:15,429
Seize him!

796
00:51:23,055 --> 00:51:24,119
Change is good.

797
00:51:25,388 --> 00:51:27,137
The money's better.

798
00:51:27,138 --> 00:51:29,262
Those people are awful, man.

799
00:51:29,263 --> 00:51:30,971
Just awful.

800
00:51:30,972 --> 00:51:33,012
Let's fly the fuck out of here.

801
00:51:33,013 --> 00:51:34,679
I'd even take your family.

802
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,244
Beer tacos for everybody.

803
00:51:37,930 --> 00:51:39,220
Bryant located.

804
00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:40,595
Eliminating target.

805
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:45,721
How much are they paying you?

806
00:51:45,722 --> 00:51:47,178
Who?

807
00:51:47,179 --> 00:51:48,012
What do you mean, who?

808
00:51:48,013 --> 00:51:49,013
The cartel.

809
00:51:50,097 --> 00:51:51,303
Nothing.

810
00:51:51,304 --> 00:51:52,804
Nothin'.

811
00:51:52,805 --> 00:51:54,165
I mean, they used to.

812
00:51:54,972 --> 00:51:56,456
Then they said I fucked up.

813
00:51:57,555 --> 00:52:00,995
Luckily for me, I married to
one of Don Olvidados' cousins.

814
00:52:01,805 --> 00:52:03,846
They just let me live for now.

815
00:52:03,847 --> 00:52:05,178
Balls.

816
00:52:05,179 --> 00:52:06,637
Jett Bryant?

817
00:52:06,638 --> 00:52:07,804
Lady!

818
00:52:07,805 --> 00:52:09,137
Ain't no need for gun pointing!

819
00:52:09,138 --> 00:52:10,345
Are you American?

820
00:52:10,346 --> 00:52:12,721
I was sent by KS-13 to deliver a message

821
00:52:12,722 --> 00:52:14,679
from the United States of America.

822
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,220
Well hallelujah!

823
00:52:16,221 --> 00:52:18,846
Your time as president of
the Republic of Rattica is...

824
00:52:18,847 --> 00:52:20,554
Hold on, girl.

825
00:52:20,555 --> 00:52:22,387
I'm American too.

826
00:52:22,388 --> 00:52:23,762
Expired.

827
00:52:23,763 --> 00:52:25,303
You can lower that weapon, darling,

828
00:52:25,304 --> 00:52:27,012
there's been a big misunderstanding.

829
00:52:27,013 --> 00:52:28,262
I'm not who you think I am.

830
00:52:28,263 --> 00:52:30,387
Or you can keep it raised if you want,

831
00:52:30,388 --> 00:52:32,054
I'm ready to do my time.

832
00:52:32,055 --> 00:52:34,012
As long as it's in the goddamn US of A.

833
00:52:34,013 --> 00:52:35,012
Shut up!

834
00:52:35,013 --> 00:52:37,554
Preferably not Alabama
but anything will do.

835
00:52:37,555 --> 00:52:38,762
Got a ride off this rock?

836
00:52:38,763 --> 00:52:41,012
This rock will mark your grave.

837
00:52:42,972 --> 00:52:44,387
Little girl, give me three steps.

838
00:52:44,388 --> 00:52:45,804
I ain't who you think I am.

839
00:52:45,805 --> 00:52:47,846
Not my mission, not my problem.

840
00:52:47,847 --> 00:52:49,971
I'm just doing a job.

841
00:52:49,972 --> 00:52:52,095
Will you get her off
my back or something?

842
00:52:52,096 --> 00:52:53,762
Stupid piece of shit!

843
00:52:53,763 --> 00:52:55,178
Well, well, well.

844
00:52:55,179 --> 00:52:58,387
Look who's all out of
yippee ki-yay motherfuckers.

845
00:52:58,388 --> 00:53:00,095
Kill Squad 13 gun?

846
00:53:00,096 --> 00:53:00,929
Yeah.

847
00:53:00,930 --> 00:53:03,178
You gotta activate it first.

848
00:53:03,179 --> 00:53:04,012
What?

849
00:53:04,013 --> 00:53:06,095
You gotta put the gun
to your compy wrist.

850
00:53:06,096 --> 00:53:08,053
You gotta activate if first.

851
00:53:08,054 --> 00:53:08,929
Come on.

852
00:53:08,930 --> 00:53:09,929
Yeah, right.

853
00:53:09,930 --> 00:53:10,971
Thanks.

854
00:53:10,972 --> 00:53:11,972
No problem.

855
00:53:13,304 --> 00:53:14,971
Whose side are you on anyway?

856
00:53:14,972 --> 00:53:16,554
No side.

857
00:53:16,555 --> 00:53:17,971
Don't you wanna here my evil plan?

858
00:53:17,972 --> 00:53:18,929
Don't care.

859
00:53:18,930 --> 00:53:19,762
Really?

860
00:53:19,763 --> 00:53:21,178
I was gonna improv
something for your amusement

861
00:53:21,179 --> 00:53:24,554
but all right then,
let's get it over with.

862
00:53:24,555 --> 00:53:26,679
Take the safety off.

863
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:27,554
Really?

864
00:53:27,555 --> 00:53:29,679
I assume she's gonna kill you too.

865
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,334
You're gonna kill him too, right?

866
00:53:32,430 --> 00:53:34,053
You know, darling,

867
00:53:34,054 --> 00:53:36,178
handsome is only a light switch away.

868
00:53:36,179 --> 00:53:38,595
I'll give you one more
chance to take me with you.

869
00:53:38,596 --> 00:53:40,455
The only place you're going is down.

870
00:54:02,513 --> 00:54:04,345
What the fuck is this?

871
00:54:04,346 --> 00:54:05,554
Bottomless pit.

872
00:54:05,555 --> 00:54:07,429
Where does that go?

873
00:54:07,430 --> 00:54:08,869
It's bottomless.

874
00:54:10,221 --> 00:54:11,679
Yeah, I understand that.

875
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:13,887
I was just wondering if
it goes to the molten core

876
00:54:13,888 --> 00:54:15,167
or goddamn China.

877
00:54:16,971 --> 00:54:19,178
There's been a slight misunderstanding.

878
00:54:19,179 --> 00:54:20,595
Watch out for the earth's butt hole.

879
00:54:20,596 --> 00:54:21,751
It's bottomless.

880
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:24,164
Where does that pit go?

881
00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:28,137
So should I pack my bags?

882
00:54:28,138 --> 00:54:30,512
Dr. Greeley's services
will no longer be needed

883
00:54:30,513 --> 00:54:32,721
in the interrogation of prisoners.

884
00:54:32,722 --> 00:54:33,970
Fantastic!

885
00:54:33,971 --> 00:54:36,220
I guess it's checking out
at the Banana Republic.

886
00:54:36,221 --> 00:54:37,470
I don't give two shits.

887
00:54:37,471 --> 00:54:38,387
Sit.

888
00:54:38,388 --> 00:54:40,429
I will inform the cartel of the changes.

889
00:54:40,430 --> 00:54:43,429
Why don't we let the acting
president make a decision?

890
00:54:43,430 --> 00:54:45,470
I'm sure he would like
his assassins uncovered

891
00:54:45,471 --> 00:54:47,429
as quickly as possible

892
00:54:47,430 --> 00:54:49,220
by the most affective means available.

893
00:54:49,221 --> 00:54:50,303
Tell me about it.

894
00:54:50,304 --> 00:54:52,554
Some chick was just in
here until cock blocker

895
00:54:52,555 --> 00:54:55,679
dropped my princess down
Lucifer's fart locker.

896
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:56,970
A KS-13 agent?

897
00:54:56,971 --> 00:54:57,846
Yeah.

898
00:54:57,847 --> 00:55:00,429
Another line of dialogue,
she'd been sweet on me too.

899
00:55:00,430 --> 00:55:01,595
Her interrogation could have

900
00:55:01,596 --> 00:55:03,762
brought us valuable information.

901
00:55:03,763 --> 00:55:06,137
I've never seen such
reckless inefficiency

902
00:55:06,138 --> 00:55:10,220
and sheer incompetence
on a grandiose scale.

903
00:55:10,221 --> 00:55:12,178
What we have is two
different philosophies.

904
00:55:12,179 --> 00:55:13,011
Brother.

905
00:55:13,012 --> 00:55:14,970
One that can achieve results

906
00:55:14,971 --> 00:55:17,512
and one that is grossly outdated

907
00:55:17,513 --> 00:55:19,178
and only serve to satiate

908
00:55:19,179 --> 00:55:21,679
her sadomasochistic desires.

909
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:24,637
His narcissism has turned
him into a religious zealot

910
00:55:24,638 --> 00:55:27,053
who is attempting to
brainwash the inmates.

911
00:55:27,054 --> 00:55:28,679
Mind control?

912
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:30,011
Of a sexual nature.

913
00:55:30,012 --> 00:55:30,970
Come on, man.

914
00:55:30,971 --> 00:55:32,637
What the fuck is your problem?

915
00:55:32,638 --> 00:55:34,095
I produce results.

916
00:55:34,096 --> 00:55:36,721
For what, getting your dick sucked?

917
00:55:36,722 --> 00:55:38,512
Dude, that is so uncool.

918
00:55:38,513 --> 00:55:40,668
I knew you were creepy,
I had that feeling.

919
00:55:41,971 --> 00:55:44,220
I knew you wouldn't understand.

920
00:55:44,221 --> 00:55:47,554
But Inga, I was your mentor.

921
00:55:47,555 --> 00:55:49,095
Small wang, I reckon.

922
00:55:49,096 --> 00:55:50,956
Everything you are is because of me.

923
00:55:51,763 --> 00:55:52,886
I have evolved.

924
00:55:52,887 --> 00:55:54,804
Mother didn't love him.

925
00:55:54,805 --> 00:55:56,679
No one's gonna want
what you have to offer.

926
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:58,429
Child abuse.

927
00:55:58,430 --> 00:55:59,345
Nailed it.

928
00:55:59,346 --> 00:56:01,535
Do you know why you experiments fail?

929
00:56:02,847 --> 00:56:04,554
You deserve it.

930
00:56:04,555 --> 00:56:05,555
Enough!

931
00:56:07,012 --> 00:56:09,372
Why do you make me
hurt you with the truth?

932
00:56:10,179 --> 00:56:12,303
Nobody here is gonna
believe you're capable

933
00:56:12,304 --> 00:56:14,053
of anything but failure.

934
00:56:14,054 --> 00:56:15,054
I said, enough!

935
00:56:15,929 --> 00:56:18,994
If you would shut your
ignorant mouth and listen,

936
00:56:20,138 --> 00:56:22,721
you would see that we could all be gods.

937
00:56:22,722 --> 00:56:25,262
You're just another
controlling cock sucker!

938
00:56:25,263 --> 00:56:26,845
1 am a god'.!

939
00:56:28,846 --> 00:56:30,331
I am a god!

940
00:56:36,221 --> 00:56:37,679
Fuck.

941
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:39,762
I told that motherfucker
I didn't like him.

942
00:56:39,763 --> 00:56:43,011
You all heard me say it to
him earlier, didn't you?

943
00:56:43,012 --> 00:56:45,387
Holmes, it bottom from the top.

944
00:56:45,388 --> 00:56:46,970
Bottomless.

945
00:56:46,971 --> 00:56:48,220
Yup.

946
00:56:50,596 --> 00:56:52,262
Are you girls okay?

947
00:56:52,263 --> 00:56:53,137
Hanging on.

948
00:56:53,138 --> 00:56:54,953
Let me take you back to your cells.

949
00:57:02,430 --> 00:57:03,387
Run!

950
00:57:03,388 --> 00:57:04,220
Get out of here!

951
00:57:04,221 --> 00:57:05,137
Come with us.

952
00:57:05,138 --> 00:57:06,679
There's something we have to do first.

953
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:07,721
I understand.

954
00:57:11,012 --> 00:57:12,387
Go, get out of here!

955
00:57:12,388 --> 00:57:13,220
Thank you.

956
00:57:13,221 --> 00:57:14,221
Run, bitch!

957
00:57:21,388 --> 00:57:22,803
I think I know the way out.

958
00:57:22,804 --> 00:57:23,721
How?

959
00:57:23,722 --> 00:57:24,637
Nevermind.

960
00:57:24,638 --> 00:57:25,803
You point and I'll lead.

961
00:57:25,804 --> 00:57:27,886
I don't have many bullets left.

962
00:57:27,887 --> 00:57:28,721
Jade.

963
00:57:28,722 --> 00:57:29,554
What?

964
00:57:29,555 --> 00:57:31,178
Thank you.

965
00:57:31,179 --> 00:57:33,470
If we survive this,
you owe me a margarita.

966
00:57:38,887 --> 00:57:39,887
No!

967
00:57:40,596 --> 00:57:41,596
Run!

968
00:57:42,346 --> 00:57:43,679
Save yourself.

969
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:44,680
No!

970
00:57:45,638 --> 00:57:47,053
That's annoying.

971
00:57:49,388 --> 00:57:51,470
Maybe that's something
you should be checking on.

972
00:57:54,596 --> 00:57:56,679
You know, for someone
who hates work so much,

973
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:57,845
I find it hard to believe

974
00:57:57,846 --> 00:58:00,137
you're not sitting on a siren free beach

975
00:58:00,138 --> 00:58:01,886
with Did Sett, drinking a beer.

976
00:58:08,722 --> 00:58:10,761
Don't leave.

977
00:58:13,221 --> 00:58:14,637
Can you turn the
volume down on that horn

978
00:58:14,638 --> 00:58:15,638
while you're at it?

979
00:58:32,638 --> 00:58:33,827
Nice hole.

980
00:58:34,846 --> 00:58:36,262
Well hello.

981
00:58:36,263 --> 00:58:37,668
Are you here to kill me too?

982
00:58:38,638 --> 00:58:40,303
Hardly.

983
00:58:40,304 --> 00:58:41,387
Well, all right.

984
00:58:41,388 --> 00:58:42,595
I'm Val.

985
00:58:42,596 --> 00:58:44,137
Who are you?

986
00:58:44,138 --> 00:58:45,387
Jett.

987
00:58:45,388 --> 00:58:47,220
I was pulling the old
"one more for the road"

988
00:58:47,221 --> 00:58:48,679
Lido Shuffle bit,

989
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:51,178
hit this pad to weed up my ride.

990
00:58:51,179 --> 00:58:54,959
Next thing I know, cartel has
promoted me to human pinata.

991
00:58:55,721 --> 00:58:56,752
Is there more?

992
00:58:57,513 --> 00:58:58,622
I like to party.

993
00:59:00,971 --> 00:59:03,262
So, Val, what're you in for?

994
00:59:03,263 --> 00:59:06,345
Tell me it's not cutting off
somebody's balls and taint

995
00:59:06,346 --> 00:59:08,803
and shoving them up their
turd cunt or some weird shit.

996
00:59:10,179 --> 00:59:11,637
No.

997
00:59:11,638 --> 00:59:14,303
I'm an innocent Victim in all of this.

998
00:59:14,304 --> 00:59:16,220
Just like you.

999
00:59:16,221 --> 00:59:17,595
Tell me about it.

1000
00:59:20,430 --> 00:59:22,095
Really?

1001
00:59:22,096 --> 00:59:23,096
I got time.

1002
00:59:24,887 --> 00:59:26,951
It wasn't always a battlefield.

1003
00:59:27,887 --> 00:59:30,178
Before the war on drugs started,

1004
00:59:30,179 --> 00:59:32,595
this was a peaceful nation.

1005
00:59:32,596 --> 00:59:34,720
My family were honored dignitaries

1006
00:59:34,721 --> 00:59:38,387
and they threw the most grand
and lavish dinner parties.

1007
00:59:38,388 --> 00:59:40,470
My mother was a heavy
financial contributor

1008
00:59:40,471 --> 00:59:43,928
to the orchids research
facility at the university.

1009
00:59:43,929 --> 00:59:45,970
She was quite the botanist too.

1010
00:59:45,971 --> 00:59:48,928
Her greenhouses were full of Rothschilds

1011
00:59:48,929 --> 00:59:52,803
and professionals all over the
world would fly to see them.

1012
00:59:52,804 --> 00:59:56,636
You never saw such beautiful
flowers in all your life.

1013
00:59:56,637 --> 00:59:58,970
But my favorites were the Juliet roses

1014
00:59:58,971 --> 01:00:00,830
with all their blushing glory.

1015
01:00:02,263 --> 01:00:05,761
One time we had this huge,
important dinner party

1016
01:00:05,762 --> 01:00:08,872
and we had dignitaries flying
in from all over the world.

1017
01:00:09,762 --> 01:00:11,678
So I snuck into my mother's greenhouse

1018
01:00:11,679 --> 01:00:14,595
and I removed all those expensive flowers.

1019
01:00:14,596 --> 01:00:15,596
I was young.

1020
01:00:16,721 --> 01:00:19,137
I just wanted to fill
up all of our fountains

1021
01:00:19,138 --> 01:00:23,345
with their exquisite beauty to
share with those dignitaries.

1022
01:00:23,346 --> 01:00:26,178
I knew how important this was.

1023
01:00:26,179 --> 01:00:29,678
I just wanted everybody to
see the beauty and whimsy

1024
01:00:29,679 --> 01:00:31,289
that my family shared.

1025
01:00:33,263 --> 01:00:34,678
Yeah, mother was furious

1026
01:00:34,679 --> 01:00:36,886
when she saw what I did to her garden

1027
01:00:36,887 --> 01:00:41,803
but farther, he said the sight
brought tears to his soul.

1028
01:00:41,804 --> 01:00:45,720
Just those beautiful,
delicate peddles on the water

1029
01:00:45,721 --> 01:00:47,720
with the breeze just slightly parting them

1030
01:00:47,721 --> 01:00:49,554
for a moment in time.

1031
01:00:49,555 --> 01:00:52,244
Enough to let the reflection
of the moonlight through.

1032
01:00:57,096 --> 01:00:58,886
You don't believe me?

1033
01:00:58,887 --> 01:01:00,387
Not in the least bit.

1034
01:01:01,513 --> 01:01:02,886
You're right.

1035
01:01:02,887 --> 01:01:04,470
I'll whack off peckers.

1036
01:01:04,471 --> 01:01:05,803
Wanna go make out on the roof?

1037
01:01:05,804 --> 01:01:06,804
All right.

1038
01:01:15,096 --> 01:01:16,096
Assessment.

1039
01:01:17,513 --> 01:01:18,928
We're missing one.

1040
01:01:18,929 --> 01:01:20,803
She's outside the wall.

1041
01:01:20,804 --> 01:01:23,164
Probably making a break
for it across the marsh.

1042
01:01:24,304 --> 01:01:26,345
Have you seen Gordo?

1043
01:01:26,346 --> 01:01:27,346
Nobody has.

1044
01:01:29,595 --> 01:01:31,455
I do strive for perfection.

1045
01:01:32,221 --> 01:01:35,095
There's no ambition within these walls.

1046
01:01:35,096 --> 01:01:36,137
No one believes in me.

1047
01:01:36,138 --> 01:01:38,178
Do you know how that feels?

1048
01:01:38,179 --> 01:01:39,553
No, ma'am.

1049
01:01:39,554 --> 01:01:41,345
Of course you don't.

1050
01:01:41,346 --> 01:01:43,410
Before I got here, nothing ever got done.

1051
01:01:44,221 --> 01:01:47,137
Do you think this place
can just run itself?

1052
01:01:47,138 --> 01:01:49,997
Do you really think the world
can function without order?

1053
01:01:51,637 --> 01:01:54,137
Before I got here you were
all just sitting around

1054
01:01:54,138 --> 01:01:55,511
playing poker with the prisoners

1055
01:01:55,512 --> 01:01:57,497
who came and went as they pleased.

1056
01:01:58,430 --> 01:02:01,970
This institution was like
some sort of clubhouse

1057
01:02:01,971 --> 01:02:04,886
but that's the way your
prefer it, don't you?

1058
01:02:04,887 --> 01:02:08,220
Well you can all go back
to your miserable lives.

1059
01:02:08,221 --> 01:02:10,928
I'm so sorry that
productivity and ambition

1060
01:02:10,929 --> 01:02:12,886
had to enter the equation.

1061
01:02:12,887 --> 01:02:13,928
So I can put a bullet in the head

1062
01:02:13,929 --> 01:02:15,345
of this hurricane chomper?

1063
01:02:15,346 --> 01:02:16,346
Do what you want.

1064
01:02:17,138 --> 01:02:19,918
I'm going to tie up this
loose end and then I'm done.

1065
01:02:26,388 --> 01:02:28,577
Come here, maggot face.

1066
01:02:29,679 --> 01:02:32,178
This View almost makes me
wanna stick around awhile.

1067
01:02:33,430 --> 01:02:35,803
I could stare at this forever.

1068
01:02:35,804 --> 01:02:38,137
Why do you I get the feeling
you're about to push me off?

1069
01:02:39,346 --> 01:02:41,803
Why don't you stick around and find out?

1070
01:02:41,804 --> 01:02:43,636
I'm sticking to you, baby.

1071
01:02:43,637 --> 01:02:44,637
Kiss me.

1072
01:03:07,554 --> 01:03:08,914
I never miss.

1073
01:03:16,512 --> 01:03:17,577
There you go.

1074
01:03:28,762 --> 01:03:30,122
Getting closer.

1075
01:03:31,595 --> 01:03:33,678
Where the hell have you been?

1076
01:03:33,679 --> 01:03:36,335
Now I have to go out in the
marsh and finish her off.

1077
01:03:38,054 --> 01:03:39,163
It's fixed?

1078
01:03:40,054 --> 01:03:41,708
It will really work this time?

1079
01:03:44,138 --> 01:03:46,678
The crocodiles can finish her off.

1080
01:03:46,679 --> 01:03:49,053
I must see this with my own eyes.

1081
01:03:49,054 --> 01:03:51,928
Gordo, I love you.

1082
01:04:48,721 --> 01:04:50,553
Agent Five.

1083
01:04:50,554 --> 01:04:51,720
All is lost.

1084
01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:53,344
Destroy target.

1085
01:04:59,679 --> 01:05:01,618
Stop it, you son of a bitch.

1086
01:05:05,012 --> 01:05:05,845
What are you doing?

1087
01:05:05,846 --> 01:05:08,761
That crazy bats hit wardress chick

1088
01:05:08,762 --> 01:05:11,344
told me I had to fill
this asshole full of led.

1089
01:05:11,345 --> 01:05:12,428
Well, hit him in the head.

1090
01:05:12,429 --> 01:05:13,845
I'm gonna shoot this fucker in the head

1091
01:05:13,846 --> 01:05:15,720
if it'll stand still.

1092
01:05:15,721 --> 01:05:16,553
It ain't a movie zombie.

1093
01:05:16,554 --> 01:05:17,761
Tell him that.

1094
01:05:17,762 --> 01:05:20,220
I done shot him in the gut three times.

1095
01:05:20,221 --> 01:05:21,594
Let me get a crack at it.

1096
01:05:21,595 --> 01:05:22,595
Get him.

1097
01:05:29,846 --> 01:05:31,845
Shit, he bit me!

1098
01:05:31,846 --> 01:05:33,761
Don't worry, don't worry,
you ain't gonna turn, okay?

1099
01:05:33,762 --> 01:05:34,970
It don't mean nothing.

1100
01:05:34,971 --> 01:05:36,553
He's just a mean son of a bitch.

1101
01:05:36,554 --> 01:05:38,220
What do you say you
and me get a full clip

1102
01:05:38,221 --> 01:05:40,095
and blow this crustoid to Detroit?

1103
01:05:40,096 --> 01:05:41,636
Let's do it!

1104
01:05:43,096 --> 01:05:45,178
Fuck that motherfucker!

1105
01:05:47,554 --> 01:05:49,511
Shit!

1106
01:05:49,512 --> 01:05:51,970
You gotta be fucking kidding me.

1107
01:05:51,971 --> 01:05:53,220
I'm shot bad!

1108
01:05:53,221 --> 01:05:54,511
All right, hang in there, man.

1109
01:05:55,721 --> 01:05:57,302
I'm so fucked!

1110
01:05:57,303 --> 01:05:59,511
I was starry-eyed with
they threw me in here

1111
01:05:59,512 --> 01:06:02,511
and they beat that out of me.

1112
01:06:02,512 --> 01:06:05,220
I had to reinvent myself into
some kind of horrible monster

1113
01:06:05,221 --> 01:06:07,428
just so they'd leave me alone.

1114
01:06:07,429 --> 01:06:10,011
The biggest fella in the yard bit?

1115
01:06:10,012 --> 01:06:11,246
Something like that.

1116
01:06:12,221 --> 01:06:15,178
It became a power trip all on its own.

1117
01:06:15,179 --> 01:06:16,845
I thought I could just fly down here,

1118
01:06:16,846 --> 01:06:18,511
kiss the plane one last time time,

1119
01:06:18,512 --> 01:06:19,951
whistle on down the road.

1120
01:06:21,221 --> 01:06:22,845
I see hope in you.

1121
01:06:22,846 --> 01:06:25,970
Living ain't easy but
it's all I know, you dig?

1122
01:06:25,971 --> 01:06:27,261
You just need a friend.

1123
01:06:27,262 --> 01:06:29,344
I'm thinking that's what it's all about.

1124
01:06:29,345 --> 01:06:30,553
I'm getting sweet on you.

1125
01:06:30,554 --> 01:06:32,220
Don't get too attached, darling.

1126
01:06:32,221 --> 01:06:34,678
As soon as I get the
distributor cap for my plane,

1127
01:06:34,679 --> 01:06:36,511
I'm halfway to Splitsville.

1128
01:06:36,512 --> 01:06:38,261
Whose got your cap?

1129
01:06:38,262 --> 01:06:40,293
That joint bogart Rocko character.

1130
01:06:41,096 --> 01:06:42,095
Really?

1131
01:06:42,096 --> 01:06:45,386
Yeah, a little bong chain,
beerless, mad at his sight.

1132
01:06:45,387 --> 01:06:47,553
Is it like a black rubber thingy?

1133
01:06:47,554 --> 01:06:48,511
Yeah.

1134
01:06:48,512 --> 01:06:51,761
I lifted something like that
off of him this afternoon.

1135
01:06:51,762 --> 01:06:53,701
If I get it, will you take me with you?

1136
01:06:54,637 --> 01:06:56,095
You clepto hot momma!

1137
01:06:56,096 --> 01:06:58,137
I'll even marry you if you want.

1138
01:06:58,138 --> 01:07:00,137
Let's start with beer and tacos first.

1139
01:07:00,138 --> 01:07:02,469
All right, I'll grab a
bag of cash from the office,

1140
01:07:02,470 --> 01:07:04,636
you get that distributor cap
and meet me back here in five,

1141
01:07:04,637 --> 01:07:05,636
we'll blow this fish locker.

1142
01:07:05,637 --> 01:07:07,469
I love you.

1143
01:07:11,179 --> 01:07:13,137
Are they coming to rescue you?

1144
01:07:13,138 --> 01:07:13,970
Hardly.

1145
01:07:13,971 --> 01:07:14,970
That chopper means business.

1146
01:07:14,971 --> 01:07:16,428
Let's scoot!

1147
01:07:20,303 --> 01:07:23,386
Hello, my little jungle comrades.

1148
01:07:23,387 --> 01:07:24,636
Did you miss me?

1149
01:07:25,679 --> 01:07:28,053
I'm back, motherfuckers!

1150
01:07:31,054 --> 01:07:32,428
Where you going?

1151
01:07:47,178 --> 01:07:48,178
The money!

1152
01:07:48,971 --> 01:07:49,803
Go get the money!

1153
01:07:49,804 --> 01:07:50,913
Yeah, right.

1154
01:07:55,929 --> 01:07:57,137
The fort's under attack!

1155
01:07:57,138 --> 01:07:57,970
I don't care!

1156
01:07:57,971 --> 01:07:59,302
It does sound like Armageddon out there.

1157
01:07:59,303 --> 01:08:00,469
I don't fucking care.

1158
01:08:00,470 --> 01:08:03,053
Let's just get this gate
open and get a good shot.

1159
01:08:03,054 --> 01:08:03,886
Where's my?

1160
01:08:03,887 --> 01:08:06,886
Where's my fucking keys, goddamn it!

1161
01:08:06,887 --> 01:08:07,720
I'm gonna kill this motherfucker

1162
01:08:07,721 --> 01:08:09,678
if it's the last thing I fucking do!

1163
01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:21,803
Die motherfucker, die!

1164
01:08:50,054 --> 01:08:51,868
The highest setting, please.

1165
01:08:55,303 --> 01:08:57,553
Thank you, my friend.

1166
01:10:30,053 --> 01:10:31,084
Dios mío!

1167
01:16:01,678 --> 01:16:03,344
Not my beard!

1168
01:16:03,345 --> 01:16:05,136
Not my beard!

1169
01:17:02,512 --> 01:17:05,553
All right, guys, you
know what time it is.

1170
01:17:05,554 --> 01:17:07,844
It's beer 30, closing time.

1171
01:17:07,845 --> 01:17:09,969
And you know what they say.

1172
01:17:09,970 --> 01:17:13,469
No witnesses mean nothing happened.

1173
01:17:13,470 --> 01:17:14,677
Copy that.

1174
01:17:14,678 --> 01:17:16,885
Good to have you back, Blossom.

1175
01:17:16,886 --> 01:17:19,719
Knew they couldn't keep
you behind a desk for long.

1176
01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:23,177
All right, y'all, time to
drop a load of freedom.

1177
01:17:23,178 --> 01:17:25,162
Say goodbye to the world as you know it.

1178
01:17:53,095 --> 01:17:54,329
Lost my damn girl.

1179
01:17:55,803 --> 01:17:57,760
I'm not sure what the
moral of the story is,

1180
01:17:57,761 --> 01:17:58,916
but it ain't bottomless.

1181
01:18:00,429 --> 01:18:02,469
A lot of dead people down there.

1182
01:18:02,470 --> 01:18:03,927
Ain't gonna tell you what I had to do

1183
01:18:03,928 --> 01:18:05,885
to get out of that situation.

1184
01:18:05,886 --> 01:18:08,010
Pretty sure I'm gonna
be traumatized for life.

1185
01:18:08,011 --> 01:18:09,011
Hold on.

1186
01:18:10,011 --> 01:18:13,136
Get back to civilization,
the shock hasn't hit in.

1187
01:18:13,137 --> 01:18:15,261
I'll tell you all about it over a taco.

1188
01:18:15,262 --> 01:18:16,262
My treat.

1189
01:18:16,928 --> 01:18:18,094
Buy me a beer?

1190
01:18:18,095 --> 01:18:19,095
Hell yeah.

1191
01:18:25,807 --> 01:18:29,552