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(DRAMATIC BEAT MUSIC)
NARRATOR: I've got an interesting story to tell
as a kid growing up in rural Georgia.
But let's go back a 150 years where it all really started.
(UPBEAT BANJO MUSIC)
♪ Don't you rock 'em, daddy-o ♪
This is General Jebediah Levi Rackley.
My great uncle, who, as you'll come to learn
wasn't the nicest guy around.
He hired some rustlers to hide his stolen Yankee gold
and a pair of pearl-handled pistols
in an old mining tunnel.
Oh, it's the general.
General, sir.
Gentlemen,
did you burry that treasure?
Didn't tell no one now, did you?
No sir, we didn't tell nobody.
Check it one more time.
Make sure it's right.
Yes, sir.
Come on, let's go.
NARRATOR: The general wanted to be sure
his treasures would never be discovered
and that meant making good and sure
no one ever even knew about them.
(FOREBODING MUSIC)
(BOOMING)
(MILITARY DRUMMING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Hey, General.
(ENTRY BELL RINGING)
Boys.
General.
(HORSE HUFFING)
See ya, General.
Have a blessed one.
NARRATOR: The general's plan detoured
when he dropped his map on his ride out of town.
A couple boys saw it and changed the course of history.
Karma found General Rackley later that day
when he fell off his horse, hit his head
and remembered nothing about a map.
I think it's a treasure map, Jimmy.
Why would General Rackely have it?
You think it's Yankee gold?
Let's go find it!
No, it's too dangerous.
I think we should hide it from him.
I have the perfect place.
Hurry up with that.
We're gonna go help Pa in the field.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Six?
How bout I go 600?
600? 600?
Let's go, six and a half.
How bout we go 700?
Seven and a half.
We go seven and a half, seven and a half?
Everybody seven and a half?
All in at seven and a half?
Seven and a half, now 800?
800 to bid.
You're to be it, sir, 800.
Let's go, 800, 800, 800.
Anybody 800?
Eight and a half.
We go eight half. Eight and a half? Eight and a half?
Doing 900.
900, let's go, all in at 900.
Sold!
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
All righty, folks.
Here we have next item up on the block.
We got a mystery box.
In the mystery box you never know what you're gonna find.
Let's go, here to get started.
Give me five dollars.
Five dollars and go.
Anybody, five, five, number five?
Anybody five dollars?
I got five dollar bid, now seven and a half.
Anybody have seven and a half?
Seven and a half and now 10.
10, 10, how bout we go 10.
Anybody 10 dollars?
10, 10, how bout we go 10.
Anybody 10 dollars?
Got 10 dollars now, how about 12 and a half?
I got 12 and a half?
Anybody got 12 and a half, 12 and a half?
Now 15, 15 dollars.
How about I go 15?
Got 15, now 20.
Please, I want that box.
Sold!
20 dollars.
Mom, mom, can you hold this box?
I'll hold it for you.
Give me that back.
Mom!
He stole my box.
(DRAMATIC BEAT MUSIC)
Did you see it?
(CHUCKLING)
It was a nice turnout.
You were loved by so many.
Oh, babe.
Don't you worry.
I'm gonna make you so proud of our boys.
You did such an amazing job.
I am so lost.
So lost without you.
And I'm missing you so much.
But,
I know you're not in pain anymore.
I love you forever and a day.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Thank you, Tammy.
Thanks for coming out.
Thanks so much for coming.
(EXCITING BEAT MUSIC)
(ENGINE RUMBLING)
(SOMBER MUSIC)
Hey.
You okay, buddy?
Not really.
I miss mom.
Yeah, so do I.
So do I.
You know, it's late.
You need to get to school tomorrow
and you need to get a good night sleep.
Goodnight, boy.
(SOMBER MUSIC)
OLDER BOY: You do your math homework?
YOUNGER BOY: No.
OLDER BOY: Me neither.
(CHUCKLING)
I'll race you to school.
YOUNGER BOY: Really?
I would totally beat you.
No, I'd win this.
No you wouldn't.
If you actually wanted to race,
I could beat you easily.
(EXCITING MUSIC)
I mean, sure.
We could try that.
I'm so much faster.
Hey!
(LAUGHING)
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
So long, sucker!
(YELLING)
You feel good, baby.
(LAUGHING)
Five bucks for sure, little candy dish.
29.97
Probably get about 15 bucks for that.
Some little kid.
Oh!
Just what I always wanted.
Stars and stripes butt-kickers.
(SOMBER MUSIC)
DJ.
Check this out.
(FOREBODING MUSIC)
DJ: Is it worth anything?
I think this might be our ticket, baby,
right here.
(GROANING)
(LAUGHING)
Glad you could join us, Mr. Rackley.
All right, so you're all on page 399.
Page 399.
We talk about Shakespeare.
Hey, what happened to you?
Loren pushed me off Dead Man's Cliff.
Why?
We were racing because I was winning.
Wait, you mean off, off?
Yeah, I was flying like an F-16.
(GIGGLING)
From today's language.
You could also make two columns on your paper
and write down similarities and differences.
Everyone got it?
Okay.
Has anyone ever heard of Iambic pentameter before
or can tell me anything about that term?
I know!
Anyone?
I know!
Anyone?
Well, we're gonna learn all about it
so you'll all know what Iambic pentameter is
by the end of class on Friday.
Spider!
(SCREAMING)
(STUDENTS SCREAMING)
(SILLY MUSIC)
Hey, little buddy.
You went on a little trip, didn't you?
Yes you did.
What happened?
This landed on you.
(SILLY MUSIC)
That's gotta be the old house, baby.
That's gotta be it.
Bingo!
(LAUGHING)
Where you going, man?
TED: Strip out them wires!
Nevermind!
Always leave me by myself.
Hurt my feelings, man.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(ENGINE RUMBLING)
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
(TED GROANING)
TED: Dang it!
(GASPING)
Oh, that's gonna hurt tomorrow.
Dude, I found a cave when I fell down Dead Man's Cliff.
That's cool.
We should go check that out though.
I know.
(BELL RINGING)
(MILITARY BEAT MUSIC)
I love the smell of training in the morning!
Smells like
nature!
There you go!
Come on, men!
How I like to see it.
Now,
who are we?
BOYS: Rack Pack!
Can't hear you.
BOYS: Rack Pack!
Let's go!
(MILITARY MUSIC)
NARRATOR: My brothers and I were army brats
and we loved playing army after school.
Airborne!
TAMMY: What do you think they do in there?
Probably talk about us.
(GIGGLING)
Hey, let's go check it out.
I don't wanna make Gerald mad at me.
Fine, chicken.
I'll do it.
NARRATOR: Tammy was the only girl
allowed in the Rack Pack
but she still wasn't welcome in the clubhouse.
Hey, no girls allowed!
(LAUGHING)
Told you!
Come on.
(FARTING)
BOYS: Squeaky!
Come on, man!
(COUGHING)
(KNOCKING)
I call this meeting to order!
Okay, guys,
we've been planning this camp out for a couple weeks now.
Everyone should know what to do.
What are we doing, exactly?
BOYS: Yeah.
DARRELL: I'm looking at the board of stick figures.
BOYS: Yeah, yeah.
Are y'all serious?
BOYS: Yeah.
Okay, follow me here.
Mark,
Tommy, Manny.
It's all right here, fellas!
(SOMBER MUSIC)
That looks nothing like me.
DJ!
Yeah, over here, boss.
You, my friend, are gonna love this.
We gotta go for a little drive, come on.
Where we going?
We are gonna go to old man Grady's house.
Old man Grady's house?
You crazy?
That place is haunted.
That's right.
You know what happened to me when I was 13 years old?
I screamed like a little girl.
Look, come on.
I screamed like a little girl.
Look, don't cry, son, let's go.
Screaming like a little girl, that was the old me.
(TED LAUGHING)
Back from this little ghost mansion of yours,
little ghost idea.
Maybe we should get all the money and,
get all the goods
and have a little nice trip.
Go to Mexico and have some margaritas and quesadillas.
That's right and don't forget the señoritas.
(LAUGHING)
Yeah.
Flirt till it hurts.
(LAUGHING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
Come on, man, some kid probably drew that map.
You wanna shut up and keep looking?
Man, I got chiggers and ticks
and we're at here chasing some stinking...
MANNY: Hey!
Who are those two guys?
I don't know.
They're Viet Cong spies.
Let's follow 'em!
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
Come on!
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
I don't know about this, Ted, man.
There's probably some big spiders, bro.
Or some ghosts.
I don't know about them ghosts but,
I ain't never been hurt too bad by any little spider.
I don't like spiders.
(LAUGHING)
Now that is funny.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
There's a whole nother room.
Hey, what's this?
It's a map.
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
Hey!
(YELLING)
Hey! Hey! Hey!
(KIDS SCREAMING)
You scream like a little girl!
You run like one too!
Come on back here, we'll have some fun.
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
I wonder what that map was for.
You see anything on it?
Not really but we gotta get it back.
MANNY: How're we going to do that?
DARRELL: I don't know.
OLD MAN: A map?
What are those kids up to?
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
Man, that's a creepy place.
Creepy place about to make us rich, son, come on!
I'm about to be a star.
TED: Come on!
(LAUGHING)
DJ: Every time, I tell you,
I'm still afraid of the dark, right?
(TED LAUGHING)
(SOMBER MUSIC)
There it is.
Rise and shine, sleepy heads!
GERALD: Morning, Dad.
LOREN: Morning, Dad!
Good morning, guys.
All right.
Deflection.
3-2-7 quadrant,
Gerald's plate, fire!
(WHISTLING)
(BOOMING)
Me next!
Fire!
(WHISTLING)
Thanks, Dad, ain't nothing like waking up
and getting your head chopped off.
(WHISTLING)
(BOOMING)
There you go.
Where's your brother?
Oh, here we go again.
You're wasting your time.
Clang, clang, clang.
Here we go, every morning with this.
(POT BANGING)
Ha, sucker!
I'm already up.
GERALD: Oh, man.
(LAUGHING)
Maybe next time.
Told you so.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
If you need any yard work done,
I work for army patches.
Never heard that before.
Work for patches.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Darrell, are you done yet?
Yes, sir.
Good, come on up here and cool off.
(SOMBER MUSIC)
Here.
Holy crap, Colonel Lamb.
That's a Purple Heart.
You're the only kid I know
that cuts grass for army patches.
There's something else.
Here's a picture.
It might be someone you know.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Hey, Darrell.
Yep?
Ain't you forgetting something?
Oh, yeah, sorry Colonel Lamb.
What were those two men doing in the woods the other day?
I don't know.
They had some kind of old map.
LAMB: A map?
Yeah.
And it had this patch on it.
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
(MILITARY DRUMMING)
(PLANES WHOOSHING)
(WAR ZONE COMMOTION)
NARRATOR: If we weren't training for battle,
we were at the construction site having dirty clod wars.
Fire!
Atomic bomb!
Oh yeah!
MANNY: Fire!
(GUNFIRE COMMOTION)
DARRELL: Fire!
- MANNY: Fire! - DARRELL: Fire!
Where's your headquarter?
"Where's your headquarters?"
Dork.
Hey, stop, you're not play!
Oh, I'm playing.
Yeah, we're definitely playing.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(GUNFIRE COMMOTION)
(BOMBS RUMBLING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(BULLY GROANING)
Oh snap, let's get out of here!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
MAN: So what'd the bank say?
What about the permits?
Hey, Mr. Winters.
Hey, Darrell.
Is Mark home?
Yeah, he sure is.
Go on in.
All right.
WOMAN ON TV: Then she lost her keys to her car,
so I offered to drive her.
Come on this is going to be awesome.
Dude, it's gonna be so awesome.
- I know. - We gotta get up there
- and meet up with the guys. - DARRELL: Yes.
Hey, I thought you boys were
spending the night at Tommy's.
We are, I just came back to get my bag.
You mean this?
Yeah.
(BEAT MUSIC)
Where's Gerald and Loren?
They're spending the night camping out with Billy.
Willy?
Oh, Billy, I thought you said Willy.
See you tomorrow, dad.
Bye, Mr. Rackley.
You boys have fun.
(BEAT MUSIC)
What're these kids up to?
(INSECTS BUZZING)
(KNOCKING)
Talk to my mom.
My dad is mad about something.
All right.
Can Tommy spend the night and go swimming in the morning?
What Tommy?
I'll call you back, okay?
What is it?
Darrell asked if I could spend the night
and go swimming tomorrow.
Of course you can.
(BEAT MUSIC)
What you doing, Mr. Rackley?
Oh, Tammy.
Spying.
I love spying, can I help?
I do it all the time!
I'm actually done.
I'm gonna go.
I'll see you, Tammy.
Okay.
(SNEAKY MUSIC)
(RUSTLING)
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
(TWIGS SNAPPING)
DJ: Ugh.
If you see a spider, you'll kill it for me right?
TED: You don't like spiders?
No.
See them in my dreams.
Everything.
Thought I saw a spider. (LAUGHING)
Don't scare me like that, man.
What's you problem, man?
I told you, I wasn't joking with you.
This place if freaking me out.
We're here any longer I might wet my pants in here.
That's two down, one to go.
Good, good.
Quicker we get out of here, the better.
You all right?
Yeah, I'm good.
Just a little bit scared but no biggie.
Yeah.
Why don't you go and make that phone call?
Cool, cool.
I'll do the rest on my own.
Cool.
Better than waiting here.
Are you taking the light?
You know I can't sleep without a nightlight, man.
I gotta have this thing.
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
That's a spider.
Spider! Spider!
(WHIMPERING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
All right, Manny,
are you sure you wanna be in the Rack Pack?
Yeah, man, I really do.
Then you're gonna have to catch a snipe.
What's that?
GERALD: Man, he can't be in the Rack Pack.
He doesn't even know what a snipe is.
Oh, a snipe?
I thought you said something else.
(SCREAMING)
Okay...
What was that?
Really Tammy?
You had to fall?
With your two left feet.
GERALD: So Loren will demonstrate.
Have to hold the bag out.
So you get down, you close your eyes
and you have to yell real loud, like this.
Here snipe, snipe, snipe, snipe!
All right?
How do you know you'll catch one?
The bag will jerk, you'll close it up
and you'll bring it to us.
Okay.
All right but remember,
the louder you are, the better.
Cuz snipes are hard of hearing.
NARRATOR: Snipe hunting was a prank we pulled on kids
who wanted to join the Rack Pack.
MANNY: Here, snipe, snipe, snipe!
NARRATOR: A prank because snipes aren't real.
He said close my eyes, so,
here snipey, snipey, snipey, snipey!
NARRATOR: But this one time, this kid named Manny
unknowingly turned the tables on us.
It's about time you guys got here.
We got Manny catching snipes.
(DARRELL LAUGHING)
DARRELL: Nice.
NARRATOR: It was Victoria Growler who masterminded
the plan to steal the General's lost treasure.
I gotta call Victoria.
I gotta, gotta, gotta.
I gotta get more boots on the ground.
Rothchild!
Yes, madame?
Contact prune lips and see if he has my money.
Would you like me to do that?
No, madame.
Okay, well then move!
Chop! Chop!
(SIGHING)
(BUSY SIGNAL BUZZING)
(GASPING)
I think I got one.
Hey, so when does this war start?
As soon as the tents are set up
and the foxholes are dug in.
Never had a night war before.
Me neither, Tommy.
How're we gonna see?
Ha.
That's just it.
You're not.
Man, this is gonna be awesome.
Yeah,
awesome.
What is that?
I don't know but is sounds like it's coming closer.
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
Sounds like someone saying, "I got one."
I got one! I got one!
In the bag.
I got a snipe. (GROWLING)
What do you mean you got one?
MANNY: I did just like you said and I caught one.
(GROWLING)
Well did you see it?
Nope, you said close your eyes
and then the bag jerked and I closed it up.
(GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
Hey guys, where you going?
Here snipey, snipey, snipey.
(SPRAY HISSING)
(MANNY COUGHING)
(PHONE BEEPING)
Hey, it's DJ.
Oh, yeah.
We're gonna need some help.
Ow, watch it.
Yeah about a truck and for more guys to do it.
Good grief, what do you need more men for?
- GIRL: Mommy, mommy. - VICTORIA: Okay.
I'll get you more men.
I got this guy, Antonio,
and he just got out of prison and needs the work.
And he'll do whatever it takes to get the job done.
Make sure you get me that gun.
Moron.
Man, I hate talking to that woman.
What's the matter, baby?
You know mommy's doing business.
What did mommy tell you when she's doing business?
You need to always go to the staff first.
Now what is it?!
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
Okay, guys, settle down.
Let me tell you a little story
about me and Loren going to old Grady's place.
You mean that place deep in the woods
with all the vines over it?
That's the one.
It was real dark out.
Darker than this.
We opened the door.
TOMMY: Why?
Yeah, why would you do that?
Are you crazy?
Just to check it out.
We opened the door and we didn't see nothing.
It was real dark.
Then I saw a man, a Civil War soldier with a riffle
standing guard.
That didn't happen.
It did too.
Okay, then what happened next?
Just let me finish.
He slowly raised his riffle.
His eyes were bright red.
Real scary.
And then he said... (OMINOUS MUSIC)
(FIRECRACKERS POPPING)
(BOYS YELLING)
TOMMY: Ladies and children first!
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
Dude, cut it out.
Turn the light back on.
Crap.
TOMMY: What?
GERALD: It's dead.
This is so weird.
It's okay, calm down.
I know where Grady's is.
Follow me.
This isn't good!
This isn't good at all!
We should go back!
Grady's house is just up here.
Follow me.
But you've got to be quiet.
GERALD: If anything happens, meet back here.
TOMMY: What do you mean, if anything happens?
GERALD: You know what I mean.
TOMMY: I'm sure I don't know what you mean.
If we see a ghost, we meet back here.
What?
A ghost?
What're you people, crazy?
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
TOMMY: Someone lives here?
No, it's supposed to be empty.
Hello, ghosts don't use lights.
Hey, could be those guys that me and Manny saw.
Loren, go to the window.
Take Doug.
That's okay, I've seen enough.
Let's go home.
Yeah, let's get out of here.
What was that?
Hide!
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
(WOOD CREAKING)
(EERIE MUSIC)
(GROANING)
Why did you run?
You said if I saw something to meet here.
Well two crooks in a house is something.
Oh my God.
I know, it's creepy.
I'll bet he's wanted.
GERALD: That was too close.
DARRELL: I wonder if there's an award.
It's probably just a bum.
Do y'all wanna go home or camp out
and have this war in the morning?
Yeah, let's camp out and have the war tomorrow.
Yeah.
Sounds good.
See you, guys.
So I called Victoria.
She'll have her guys over at 8PM tomorrow.
Perfect.
It's all working out.
Tomorrow's gonna be a big day.
Tomorrow's gonna be a huge day!
(LAUGHING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
DARRELL: Let's go, ladies!
Let's go!
What is this?
Single file, let's go!
DOUG: It's a moon pie.
DARRELL: What?
Nothing gets by you.
You are sharp as a tack.
What did I say?
Single file!
This is breakfast?
DARRELL: Yeah.
Quit your bellyaching, soldier.
Grab one and move out!
You know, it's not that bad.
MANNY: Seeing anything?
DARREL: Can't see nothing.
MANNY: Anything yet?
Manny, I will tell you when I see something.
This is gonna be awesome.
What the heck is that?
What is it?
I don't know.
Well, what is it?
Want me to sound the alarm?
Let me see.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
Holy macaroni!
(YELLING)
GERALD: Fight!
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(BOMB RUMBLING)
(WAR ZONE COMMOTION)
Watch out!
TOMMY: Get into position!
Fire!
All right, guys!
Fire everything you got!
(BOOMING)
(GROANING)
LOREN: Medic!
(GROANING)
Gerald!
Come on!
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
How bad am I, doc?
DOC: Doesn't look good, soldier.
Am I gonna make it?
DOC: I think you'll live, solider.
LOREN: Come on.
(SIREN ALARMING)
(GUNSHOTS POPPING)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(WAR ZONE COMMOTION)
(BOYS CHATTERING)
LOREN: Guys, remember who you spent the night with
and we'll do it next week.
BOYS: Yeah!
(CHEERING)
DOUG: Let's do it!
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
(EERIE MUSIC)
DARRELL: What is this place?
Whoa.
DARRELL: Look at this chair, it's old.
And creepy.
You dare me to sit in it?
No, it's creepy just like this whole pla-
- Why is nobody in here?
Guys, check this out.
What is it?
"Come see the legendary Patton Pistols."
LOREN: Tammy, watch out there's a ghost!
TAMMY: I'm sure.
Is that really the only thing in here?
LOREN: I mean there's this old chair that may or may not.
MARK: it's the only thing in here.
So we've already looked at it.
Let's just get out of here before stuff happens.
Well, well, well!
Lookie here!
(TAMMY SCREAMING) (FOREBODING MUSIC)
(YELLING)
Come back here!
Get out of here, you kids!
Go now!
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
That oughta do the trick.
Shouldn't be seeing them anymore.
(HUFFING)
Man,
we've gotta go back.
I checked the room.
He wasn't in there.
He didn't come through the front because I was in there.
Why were you there?
I don't have to explain myself to you.
DARRELL: Oooh.
Women.
Excuse me?
Hey, how coulda he got in there?
Had to be a hidden door or something.
Like secret rooms.
DARRELL: Yeah, the tunnels.
What do you mean, the tunnels?
Me and Manny,
we went over there
and we found a map
of a tunnel system.
It said "tunnels" across the top
and had the date 1862.
It had the museum,
it had the bank
and it had old man Grady's.
You're positive?
I saw it clear as day.
Then I guess we gotta go back.
You can't be serious.
He could left.
But what if he didn't
and he catches us?
We're dead meat.
It's decided.
Are you sure?
We're going back.
Let's go.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(INSECTS BUZZING)
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
(OWL HOOTING)
(WHISTLING)
LOREN: Dad whistling.
Yeah.
You guys going?
- DARRELL: Yeah. - LOREN: Bye, guys.
- DARRELL: See you, Tammy. - LOREN: See you, Mark.
Bye, Tammy.
You wanna do the Rack Pack handshake?
Get real.
MARK: Every time!
Dad,
if you knew something was gonna happen,
would you try to stop it?
Depends on what it is.
Well, what if it was like a bank robbery, for example?
Well that sounds dangerous.
I'd contact the police.
Why all the questions?
Well, we saw these two guys
and we followed them in the woods.
They have a tunnel at old man Grady's place.
What?
Yeah.
Okay, first of all, why are you in the woods?
We were going to Grady's place
when we kinda came across all this.
Old man Grady's?
Yeah, Gerald saw a piece of paper that had...
That's enough!
I don't want you boys following anybody anymore!
And you stay out of the woods!
Do you hear me?
Are we clear?
But dad, we gotta stop them.
Did you hear me?
You leave them alone!
Why'd you have to say anything?
You heard me, not another word!
Darrel, come back here!
And you know better.
But Dad.
Goodnight, buddy.
Goodnight, Dad.
Gerald, you have got to watch your brothers
when I'm at work.
Yes, sir.
Goodnight.
And uh,
you boys stay at home tomorrow.
Goodnight, Dad.
Hey, Mr. Rackley.
Hey, Debbie, look, I know it's late
but is there any chance you could look after the kids
for a couple of hours?
Sure.
Let me grab a few things, I'll be right over.
Thanks a lot.
(KNOCKING)
Hey, thanks for doing this.
It's fine.
Here, come on in.
It'll only be a couple of hours.
I just have to go check out Grady's place.
Take your time.
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
(KNOCKING)
(DOOR CREAKING)
Hey,
I'm sorry to disturb you, uhm.
I heard that somebody was living out here again
and I just came out to see who it was.
What're you, like the welcoming committee?
No, I'm a concerned parent.
What's your concern about?
My kids play in these woods.
Oh, them pesky little brats that've been terrorizing me?
Them's your kids?
I don't think there's a need to be...
Really?
(GROANING)
(FOREBODING MUSIC)
Come on down, princess.
No funny business if you ever wanna see your kids again.
DJ: Right there, hot shot.
TED: Tie him up.
That's C-4.
You got this place rigged with explosives!
TED: Oh yeah.
That's my insurance.
I wouldn't worry about it.
You just be a good little boy
and I won't blow this place up to smithereens.
You're not getting away with this.
TED: Put that gag on him.
With pleasure.
This is what you get for being a concerned parent.
(GROANING)
(TED LAUGHING)
What's wrong?
Crotch got your tongue?
Make you feel better about it,
I worked out in those pants too.
Enjoy.
(SOMBER BEAT MUSIC)
You ain't gonna believe this.
Wake up.
Debbie's on the couch, sleeping.
Hot babysitter, Debbie?
(SNEAKY MUSIC)
What're y'all looking at?
You.
Knock it off, Romeo.
Do you know where our dad is?
He asked me to watch y'all.
He said he had to go check something out.
A bar I think, Grady's?
He said Grady's?
Yeah, I think that was it.
I've never heard of it.
Must be new.
I usually watch my brothers and I,
so I'm fine.
We're fine.
Are you sure?
Yeah, totally.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
Debbie said something about Dad going to Grady's place.
You think Dad's at Grady's place?
Dad's not here but his car is.
I think Dad's in trouble.
Let's go get Darrell.
(SNORING)
(KNOCKING)
Darrell, wake up!
I'm up!
What're you doing?
I'm dreaming.
I was fighting the guy in the house.
We think they took Dad!
Come on, let's go!
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(HEARTBEAT THUMPING)
GERALD: Hey, guys, let me take a shot at it.
Let me.
DARRELL: Let me see it, Gerald.
GERALD: I got this.
Move! (OMINOUS MUSIC)
Hi-yah!
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
Whoa.
Tammy,
you should probably not be here.
Might get rough.
I think your dad came here last night.
So they do have dad.
Darrell, find that trap door.
You mean this trap door?
Oh.
(SOMBER MUSIC)
Whoa.
Oh.
LOREN: What's down there?
Whatever it is, it's dark.
TAMMY: Someone go check it out.
Gerald, you go.
Me?
Yeah, there's a ladder.
It's not like you have to jump.
TAMMY: What do you see?
DARRELL: What's down there?
It's a huge tunnel.
TAMMY: What?
A tunnel!
It's really big.
(FOREBODING MUSIC)
Victoria said you need some guys here at eight.
So here we are, we showed up at eight.
Eight tonight, you moron!
Huh?
Tonight?
I could, we could go back, no problem.
You're here now,
let's just go ahead and get to work.
All right, DJ!
Okay, it's okay, guys.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Yeah, we're good.
Dad has to be in one of these tunnels.
We might have to split up.
Are you crazy?
You never split up.
Don't you watch movies?
When you split up, people die.
Don't be such babies.
All right, either way, we have to find dad.
Exactly.
So what're you gonna do?
Let's just explore.
We gotta find him at one point.
(GROANING)
Oh, I got a splinter.
Oh my God.
Oh, it's so hot.
(GROANING)
Oh, God.
Hey, Ted, where'd you go?
It's okay, guys.
I made it, come on down.
Hurry up.
Oh, this is creepy.
Smells like,
poo.
Oh look at this guy.
Who is this guy?
You want me to smack him?
I'll smack him good.
I'll smack you!
I'll smack you.
It's okay, guys, I got it.
Hey, hey Ted, where'd you go?
Come on, guys, watch out for that mess.
(GROANING)
It's slippery here.
(GROANING)
Mmmm, yourself, mister!
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
GERALD: Darrell?
Got those fireworks?
DARRELL: Yeah.
GERALD: We might have to use them
so we can explore these tunnels.
Got it.
(FOREBODING MUSIC)
GERALD: Come on, hurry up.
I'm trying.
Yeah, hurry up, Darrell.
I don't wanna be down here longer than we have to.
It's so creepy.
(LAUGHING)
Cut it out, Loren!
DARRELL: Just gotta get his fuse.
TAMMY: Is this moss?
LOREN: I don't know.
DARRELL: Gerald, hold that.
TAMMY: It's strange down here.
I don't like it.
DARRELL: All right, we're done.
TAMMY: We're done?
DARRELL: Yep.
TAMMY: Okay, let's go.
DARRELL: Alright, give me that.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(MUFFLED SPEAKING)
What?
I thought your were covering our rear.
I am.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(FIZZLING)
DARRELL: Thanks!
(FIZZLING)
(MEN CHATTERING)
TED: You smell that?
ANTONIO: Sorry, I had a burrito for lunch.
No, no, smells like some smoke or something.
Smoke?
What the heck?
ANTONIO: What is that?
That's a...
TED: Let's get out of here!
(FIREWORKS RUMBLING)
What, to your liking Darrell?
Geez!
DJ: What happened?
Well, we ran into a little problem down there
with them brats.
They was just setting up them booby traps
all over the dang place.
It was so bad.
There were like 50 kids with bazookas
and bottle rockets and everything.
I'll show you guys how to handle kids.
DJ's not about to get punked by somebody
who still sees a pediatrician.
Get outta there.
(MOANING)
You want DJ?
I'll show you DJ!
Yeah!
Ready to show them DJ.
Yeah.
You all ready, huh?
(EERIE MUSIC)
(GASPING) What was that?
It's okay.
Ooosah.
Yeah.
You all ready for DJ?
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
How many are there?
Like five of them.
LOREN: They're coming.
He's right there, I hear him.
Go!
(DJ YELLING)
(SOMBER MUSIC)
GERALD: Wait, I know this place.
This is the museum.
DARRELL: Really?
GERALD: Yeah.
Whoa.
So what's the plan?
Let's go get help.
Come on, Tammy.
Okay.
Okay, this way.
What're you grinning at?
I left him a present.
(LAUGHING)
Nice one.
Let's go.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
(FIZZLING)
(SCREAMING) (FIREWORKS POPPING)
(RUMBLING)
Baba-boom.
Baba-boom, boom, boom.
Baba-boom, boom.
Hey, hey, DJ!
DJ: Baba-boom, boom.
You okay, buddy?
DJ: Boom, boom, boom.
Hey, just pull it together, okay?
Let's get out of here now.
I'm good.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I'd just that these kids,
these kids are really ticking me off.
These tunnels are so hot they're...
Come on, come on, come on, let's go!
DJ: It's starting to look like a Rorschach test.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
You guys check the bathrooms.
Let's find these little brats and get out of here.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
We coming.
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
I know you're in here!
I got a gun!
Since when did you have enough money to get a gun?
You are so D-U-M.
DJ: Excuse me, Mr. Moneybags.
(HUFFING)
You think you're smarter than Antonio?
You're not smarter than Antonio.
I'll get you, you kids.
GERALD: We have to hide.
(SILLY MUSIC)
(HUFFING)
Oh my God.
I think you guys are in here.
I know you guys are in here.
I smell.
Smell like watermelon.
No grape.
Cherry.
(SILLY MUSIC)
(HUFFING)
Did you find them?
Where did the kids go?
I couldn't find anyone.
Oh my goodness.
Go there, go that way.
I'll go up the stairs.
(THUDDING)
These sneakers are supposed to make me run faster
and they just slow me down.
Not another step.
(THUDDING)
(ANTONIA HUFFING)
That's a fast one.
(HUFFING)
I remember school.
I'm gonna get you!
Little kids.
Pretty big, they must have a big dog.
Need a big dog to sit on that thing.
(GROANING)
(THUDDING)
Mommy!
(SUSPENSEFUL BEAT MUSIC)
We gotta get out of here right now.
Antonio!
Let's go!
Did you see that sloth back there?
That big skeleton thing?
Yeah,
you know that's not actually a dinosaur, right?
That's actually from prehistoric times.
Where's Antonio?
I have no idea but I ain't sticking around to find out.
We can't leave him here.
That's not our whole plan.
All right, just shut up, shut up.
Let's go find them.
Let's just go find them.
Shut up!
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
Hey, go check the back.
(THUDDING)
That was awesome.
I know, right?
Antonio?
Where'd you go?
(THUDDING)
Poop stick?
What kind of crap is this?
(SNIFFING)
Hey, move it, man.
There is poop on this stick!
Poop stick, what?
- Move - What's wrong with you, man?
Don't touch me with that, man.
All right, I said move!
There's poop on this stick!
I don't wanna have to stab you with this poop stick.
- DJ: Stop! - LOREN: Hey!
Just chill, just chill!
LOREN: Move!
DJ: Okay. Don't touch me!
No!
LOREN: I said, move!
Where's our dad!
I ain't saying nothing.
Tell us where our dad is!
No.
Tell us where our dad is!
I ain't saying nothing.
Really?
(CHUCKLING)
See this?
This here is a 3-12 hand-cranked field phone.
What you gonna do with that?
Armed and right now,
I just armed it.
And see these?
These are wires duct taped to your ear.
And if you don't tell us where our dad is!
I ain't telling you anything.
GERALD: Really?
You're about it.
(CRANKING)
(SCREAMING)
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop!
Your dad's in the tunnel all the way to the other end.
Please don't do that again.
No!
(SCREAMING)
(LAUGHING)
Didn't he say, do it again?
Do it gain, do it again.
Don't do that again.
(CRANKING)
No!
(SCREAMING)
Stop! I told you.
I'll tell you anything you wanna know.
Just don't crank it again.
Please don't crank it.
- Do it again, do it again - GERALD: That's what I heard.
Stop!
(SCREAMING)
Stop!
Stop, stop stop.
Stop!
(SCREAM ECHOING)
I've had just about enough of this little game
and chasing you little runts around your little museum.
You better come out...
(THUDDING)
(GROANING)
Yes! (LAUGHING)
Eat it, fool!
Oh, snap.
Come on, boy.
Let's see what they got hiding around here.
I know there's something.
Come on, boy.
Hey, let's get in the warehouse.
Come on, let's go over here.
Hello?
I said, hello, anybody here?
Hey!
(LAUGHING)
Hey, lookie here, Sarge we...
Sarge?
Sarge? Sarge!
Where you at?
Sarge?
Sarge, are you out here?
Sarge? (DOG BARKING)
Sarge?
(DOG BARKING)
Sarge?
(DOG BARKING)
Why'd you leave me?
How the heck did you get down there?
(DOG BARKING)
Are you okay, buddy?
Are you all right?
I'm coming down there for ya.
Sarge?
(DOG BARKING)
Sarge, you all right, boy?
How the heck did you get down here?
MR. RACKLEY: Help!
Stay right there!
(MUFFLED YELLING)
Sarge!
I told you to stay!
(MUFFLED YELLING)
Wait, who is that?
Who's there?
(MUFFLED YELLING)
Rackley?
Rackley, what are you doing down here, man?
What're you doing?
Are you okay?
Can you move?
Get that dog away from me!
He's licking!
His breath is rank!
If that dog hadn't gotten away from me,
I would've never found you, son.
I'll remember that when I get him
a minty biscuit next time.
Where are my kids?
Your kids are out looking for you.
RANKLEY: Get me home.
Let's get you untied first, man.
They gotta be worried sick.
Seriously.
How the heck did you get down here?
Don't ask.
Come on.
Come over here.
I didn't know who to call so I called you guys.
Generals' museum's only open Monday through Fridays.
Take a look at this nut.
You know the museum's only open Monday through Friday?
A bunch of kids.
They're crazy.
They blew me up.
They wanted to shoot me in the face with a poop stick
and they shocked me with a phone.
Poop stick?
Those kids need more than just Ritalin, man.
You messed with the wrong kids.
Go check the museum.
I'll call this in.
(MOANING)
Thank God, officers.
A bunch of kids, they were running around
and they were, they...
(SNIFFLING)
Were you chewing on grape gum?
Bubble gum?
A bunch of kids in the Rack Pack.
Who the crap are...
Quiet!
SOLDIER: Those kids are awesome.
Just a bunch of kids, man.
Quiet down.
Poop in my face, dude.
They put poop in my face.
Man, these kids really did a number on you.
DJ: Dang kids.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
LAMB: It's a bomb.
Oh, that's real good.
LAMB: Well do something about it?
What do you do?
Don't you know how to make it stop?
There's always a green wire.
But.
There is no green wire.
There's a red wire and there's a white wire.
RACKLEY: So what does that make?
That makes pink but that ain't green!
It ain't! There's no green wire.
Look, it's a phone, it's a phone.
What you're gonna do,
you gotta push a button to make it stop
or turn it off.
Just don't send.
Don't push send.
It's a flip phone.
It's a phone, dag gone it!
It's a phone!
Flip it! Flip it!
Flip it!
(SILLY MUSIC)
It didn't go.
Did it go off?
It didn't go.
Oh good, I gotta good leg.
(LAUGHING)
You did it, brother!
You did it.
All right, I guess we leave that here, right?
I'm not taking it.
LAMB: I ain't touching that stuff.
Let's get out of here.
Let's go.
(SQUEAKING)
Wait, did you hear that?
Hear what?
I thought I heard something.
Okay, go get the MPs.
I'm gonna stay down here to look.
All right.
Come on, Sarge, we'll take care of this.
Sarge, come on.
Gentlemen.
Sir.
Are those kids all right?
We haven't found them yet, sir.
You know they're probably scared
and hiding somewhere, right?
I doubt that.
They caught all the crooks
and said they're going to find their dad.
Did you get all of them?
Yes sir, had them duct tapped and hogtied.
What about the tunnels?
What tunnels?
Listen, there's tunnels that we found out,
that lead, we think they're leading directly to here.
We went all through them looking for guides
and looking what?
But we think they're leading right here
to this museum.
Colonel Lamb, we didn't see a tunnel.
Listen, they got in here, right?
Yes, sir.
The doors were all secure?
SOLDIERS: Yes, sir.
Well then I think you better look around again
to see if you can find some way
that those tunnels might lead her
and somebody getting in this place.
Copy that.
Roger that.
Get to it.
Yes, sir.
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
DARRELL: It's a dead end.
GERALD: We should go back.
Why, are you scared?
Hey, cut it out!
(GROANING)
GERALD: Whoa.
DARRELL: Whoa.
GERALD: Where the heck are we?
Nice!
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
(LAUGHING)
Nice!
What's in the chest?
Whoa!
GERALD: You gotta be kidding.
DARRELL: And I thought the gun were cool.
What do we do now?
Let's find dad.
I'm gonna go out to make sure it's safe.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
You wish!
(WHISTLING)
Wait a minute.
That is dad's whistle.
(GROANING)
Those little boogers.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
Freeze!
Get on the ground!
Freeze!
You little punk!
LAMB: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, hey, easy there!
Captain Crazy.
Freeze!
Hands behind your head!
Now!
TED: All right, all right, I give up!
SOLDIER: Do it now!
I give up! I give up!
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
I was just kidding
just trying to have some fun with these little kids.
(LAUGHING)
Police are trying to figure out just how
a group of kids managed to foil five bumbling criminals.
Meantime, historians are combing
through 150 year old artifacts
buried deep underneath the museum.
Now these artifacts never would've been discovered
had it not been for the brave band of brothers
calling themselves, The Rack Pack.
The gold!
The gold.
What gold?
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
All right, let's have it.
What gold?
(EXCITING MUSIC)