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If you compare a woman to a ball
Then a woman in her teens is a basketball
To get the ball high up in the air
Every man reaches for it as hard as he can
A woman in her 20s is a rugby ball
Several men attack the ball like dogs trying to take possession of it
This is the only time in life a man will risk his life for a ball
A woman in her 30s is a ping pong ball
The number of men going after the ball is significantly reduced
But the amount of attention paid to the ball is still decent
A middle-aged woman is a golf ball
There's only one man for one ball
And the man tries to send the ball as far away as he can
And beyond that
She's a dodge ball
Miss Granny
Ageism: Discrimination against seniors
Give me one stereotype of elderly people that pops into your head
and the reason for it
The person with the best answer
will be exempted from the midterm paper
Wrinkles and liver spots Old people have a lot of them
Tapgol Park Old people hang out there often
Furnace
They need one for the winter
Turtle
They're so slow
Musty smell
My grandma really does stink
They're thick-skinned They're shameless about anything
You guys are so cruel You think you'll be forever young?
I'm not getting old
I'm going to kill myself before I hit my 30s
Why live till your 70s and have a sloppy life?
That was me
I was gonna die when I hit 3O
But I had me a baby
Just a year after I got married
My husband got himself killed in a coal mine in Germany
How could I die when I had a newborn to take care of?
I don't know why you eloped with that fop
I told you them dandies got a short life
But my baby Hyun-chul has done well
That's right He's a university professor
Not just any university
He's a seniors' problem expert at a national university
Sure is
Prof. Ban talked to the district chief
and helped us set up this seniors' cafe
What happened to the doctor-son granny? That shrew been going around alone
You haven't heard?
Her son sent her away to a nursing home
She's been sane
She done raising her grandkids so she's no good to them no more
You see? A doctor-son ain't nothing
- Only a decent man like my baby Hyun-chul - My baby, my baby
I'm sick of hearing that name
Don't come calling my baby's name with that filthy mouth
In our Ban family, my baby Hyun-chul
is the most successful man after UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon
Is that so?
Then why does your great son let you go around in those raggedy shoes
Sweetie, take a look at this
I took a passport photo Don't I look pretty?
You want one?
- You look pretty - Right?
Doggone it. That wrinkly thing woulda look best at her funeral
You going somewhere?
You know my son lives in America
He said he's sending plane tickets for me to come over
Sweetie, I'll have American coffee
American coffee?
This woman wants American coffee
She meant caffe americano
Stop it now Please make her a cup of coffee
No thanks. I don't want a smelly old woman making my coffee
What's that smell? I smell a rotting skull
A rotting skull?
You think powdering your wrinkly face a little make you all pretty?
I'm older than you You ain't got no respect
- Ms. Mal-soon! - Help!
- Are you crazy? - Ms. Mal-soon,
- please stop - Let go of me
I'll get my name engraved on her dead skull today
Please stop
Today is your funeral, bitch
Oh yeah? I'll take you down with me
- It was Mrs. Oh again, wasn't it? - No, it wasn't
Why are you so nice to her?
I know you used to work as her servant but you're not anymore
- If I were you, I would've kicked... - Kicked what?
Don't you be talking back to your daddy like that
You're gonna die an old maid? Stop living off your daddy
Hi there
Now that your nose got so big, you almost look handsome
I think you should apologize first
Why did you butt in?
Where you going? "Ahyeondong Princess" will come on soon
What's wrong with her?
I bet she was mean from birth
You don't know nothing about her
Ms. Mal-soon is the kindest woman I know
This is why I'm not getting married
I'm scared that I might end up with a mother-in-law like her
You mean little bitch
Is that why you been paying for them dating services?
Seeing you home at this hour means your date left again after a quick coffee
You ain't getting young
If you don't want to raise someone else's kid, wake up
Where're you going now?
Miss, I'll take you home
What?
Are they even friends?
How can she not know that my dad is allergic to peaches?
You should stopped me after I kick her butt
Why did you butt in after I got my ass slapped?
You went taking her side
It's a nice breeze Hold on tight, I'm gonna speed up
This ain't fast Hit the gas
What do you think? They're the new girl group from SYJ
Aren't they cute?
What's the group called?
Sugar Girls
Who's next?
Six Packs
Unbelievable
Don't be so cynical
"You don't sing with pretty faces You sing with your soul"
You're correct, but young people don't know much about anything
Why don't I lip-sync teen idols with the voices from the Senior Citizen Music Show?
That's a great idea Let's do it
How many times I gotta teach you how to make a proper fish stew?
You put the radish on the bottom and over the fish
So the sweet radish water seeps into the fish
Where're you going this early?
- I have an audition - An audition?
You promised me that you'd play music as a hobby
Your sister studies all night long and she's still unemployed
What do you want from me now?
Study? She watched TV online all night long
Ban Ji-ha, prepare to die
Mom, I'll make money with my music way before she gets a job
I didn't put up with everything to make you a mediocre entertainer
Why you gotta put him down like that?
You put up with everything?
You sit home all day with the money your husband brings you
Good morning, Baby boy You go get something good to eat
Thanks, Grandma See you later
Bye
Mother, Ji-ha is a senior in college He needs to get a job
And what's wrong with being a singer?
Nowadays, singers get medals for promoting culture
Let me worry about the kids' education
When I was young and alone
I raised my son proper with nothing
Don't you come talking about no education with me
Why don't you go see a doctor?
Honey?
Yeah?
Nothing Hurry. You're going to be late
Mr. Professor Please have a good day
Thank you, Mother
You look fine
Don't you got anything nice to say to your husband?
Good Lord
♪ You, my love, live in a penthouse
♪ But I live in a semi-basement
♪ This is
♪ Our
♪ fucking life
♪ It really sucks
♪ This is
♪ the world you've ruined
♪ It sucks hard
I'm sorry I didn't sleep well last night
Did you get wasted at a club again?
Isn't that too harsh for making a little mistake?
Little? Your high notes are so bad these days
At this rate, you'll spit blood on stage
- Ji-ha, stop - Fuck
Fuck?
This is why I can't quit smoking
You think you kick ass? You and your songs suck hard too
Especially your name, Ban Ji-ha Shitty semi-basement
How can you expect to get rich, when the leader's name means semi-basement?
Mi-ye!
Seo Mi-ye! My grandma is a better singer than you
Hey, Mi-ye's been paying for our practice room
Shit, Mi-ye!
Mi-ye, I'll change my name
You can name me
Stop touching them
If you get them dirty, you'll have to buy them
How much is it again?
It's $29 How many times do I have to say it?
Don't you got no summer sale?
This is no mall, lady There's no such thing as the summer sale
I go look around again
You came around 3 times already You won't find anything cheaper
Ae-ja
Where she go with the door open?
Mom
Mom, open your eyes
OPERATING ROOM
Lordy, what's going on?
Honey, are you all right? What?
You want water?
Mother
What? Say it again
- Mother - Mother?
What about Mother?
She wants to see me?
What's wrong? I'm here
Mother
Yeah?
She wants you outside
Don't worry The surgery went well
Thanks again
If you don't want to be a widow, take good care of your wife
If she gets worse, she'll need open heart surgery
How do I take care of her?
Send her to her parents for a few months to get some rest
She needs good food and rest
Her parents are gone
My father-in-law passed away last year
If she gets too stressed out again, it won't be good
Don't you care about Mom?
Don't you know Grandma almost killed Mom?
But you can't send Grandma to a place like that
What's wrong with a nursing home?
The service quality of nursing homes is excellent these days
Old people actually prefer to live in nursing homes
Banana. If it's so great, why don't you go live there?
Grandma?
Hello, Mother Where have you been?
Your favorite show is about to come on
Mother?
Where's Ji-ha?
He says he's busy with practice
Mother
Please have more steak
You eat some more
I'm full already
You too eat some more
As soon as Ae-ja gets better, I'll come and get you right away
Be good to your wife
Now that she won't have me to blame for anything
Oh no! This steak is gonna burn to a crisp
Excuse me We need a new grill here
What's wrong?
If you're sick, go home and rest
ls your daughter-in-law still very ill?
Oh my God! Mal-soon, it is you
Who?
Don't you remember me?
From Wangshimini Food Market?
No, I don't
How could you not remember me?
I live very well-off all thanks to you
Did you come here to thank Ms. Mal-soon?
Thank her?
When you and your newborn had nowhere to go
My mom took you in and gave you a job at her restaurant
Now, you remember
That's right It's me, Oh-bok
The 1st daughter of the Shinheung Fish Soup Restaurant that you put out of business
You got the wrong person
I don't think so
My mom saved you from dying and you stole her secret recipe
and opened up a new restaurant in the same market
I gotta get going
You can't leave yet
When I heard about your whereabouts last night, I couldn't sleep at all
Stop it now I gotta get home
You're not going anywhere We've got a lot of catching up to do
I prayed day and night
To see you again
Move
My mom collapsed from stress She called out your name until the day she died
Please stop
Let go of me
This isn't fair
No one knows what that woman put us through
Fine
Curse me all you want or spit at me, why don't you?
My baby got so sick and couldn't even nurse
I raised him on my own with everything I got
My baby is a professor
at a national university
Nobody raised her baby more proper than me!
That's why my baby is so good to me
My Baby BOY
Hi, baby
Grandma, I'm hungry
Why didn't you come to dinner?
I didn't want to talk to Dad or Hana
Don't be like that
You be good to your daddy And don't fight with your sister
Grandma, I want some fried chicken
Fried chicken is too greasy I know a good chicken soup place
Chicken soup?
Sounds good
Can I bring my friends with me?
Of course, baby Your friends are all my grandsons too
Okay, Grandma
I'll see you at 8 PM in Hongdae Station
Okay
Forever Young Portrait Studio
Make sure you make yourself look really beautiful
or I won't take your photos
That photo outside Is that Audrey Hepburn?
Yes
What's that movie with a princess and a man hitting it off?
Are you talking about Roman Holiday?
Right Roman Holiday
She's the prettiest actress I know
Yes
How old you think she is now?
If she were alive today, she would be about 85
Audrey Hepburn is dead?
Yes, for about 20 years now
I bet when you were young, you were as pretty as Audrey Hepburn
When I was young, I was quite famous among men in Boseong
as the last daughter of rich Mr. Oh
I sure could sing
One time, a theater director heard me sing and begged me to debut
He said I got the voice, the face and the body or something like that
You still look beautiful
That's why I'm gonna take me a photo now before I go more ugly
Putting up a bad portrait at a funeral ain't no good
I never powdered my face when I was young But now, I pretty up for a funeral portrait
I'll make you look 50 years younger
That's sweet of you to say
Okay, on three
Three, two, one
To Hongdae Univ.
Thanks for stopping
Look at her style
Lordy
I'm burning up
Are you going clubbing?
To which club?
What's the dress code tonight?
Vintage?
You talking to me?
You're funny That's cute
Huh?
Did you call me cute?
Are you older than me? You look so young
I was born in 1990 Are you a child of the 80s?
Mine starts with a 4
4?
You're in the fourth-year? I'm a senior too
We're both in the fourth-year
4 plus 4 is cutie pie 5 plus 5 is...
ls 10, you rude bastard
Why you wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night?
I got them done in Gangnam
That ain't too good
Stay put
Good Lord
- Mister, give me anxiety medication - Yes
Miss, are you all right?
Do I look like a young girl to you too?
What?
How old you think I am?
Twenty?
How about you?
Pardon?
Don't lie to me or I'm gonna rip that mouth of yours
Nineteen
Dear Lord What's happening to me?
Lordy
Your call will be transferred to voice-mail
Grandma?
That's weird
The phone is turned off
Chungun Chinese Restauran This is the right place
Lady, let me ask something
Yes?
Wasn't this place a photo studio?
Does it look like a photo studio?
Then
You know Forever Young Portrait Studio around here?
Darn sure it's around here
Miss, I opened this Chinese restaurant 10 years ago
and there are no photo studios around here
That ain't no good
This is the right place
Young ones these days don't know how to thank others
Lordy
This is the place
Ms. Mal-soon never got home last night?
She didn't come here?
Tell me straight
Why is she gone? Did you call her?
I've called her all night long but she's not answering
She was supposed to meet Ji-ha last night
Maybe she collapsed somewhere
You know they send old people on the streets
to some shady countryside nursing homes these days
Mrs. Oh didn't collapse That's impossible
Then she's been kidnapped
Who would kidnap an old woman?
She'll probably kill herself before she let anyone pay even a penny for ransom
That's why I'm worried
Prof. Ban
If you don't have enough for ransom, you come to me
I'll sell this house to save Ms. Mal-soon
Sell the house? What about me?
You want me to live with the dog in the dog house?
How can you not care about your daughter at all?
Shut your trap
You called the police?
The police say I can't report a missing person until after few days
What if something bad happens to her in those few days?
No!
Stop eating so much
That lazy bitch That's why you ain't getting married
I'm too old for this
Lordy
What's happening?
I ain't hurting no more
Girl
Youth is the greatest gift
She looks like a rubber ball
That's nothing
Look at her bend She's like an octopus
If she's an octopus, I'm a penis fish
Move
It's amazing how much your stomach pops out
99 Missed Calls
9.9 Missed Calls You wanted to kick me out Why you calling me now?
You wanted to kick me out Why you calling me now?
That's right. God taken pity on me For me to die old and alone
God gone given me a gift
Ahyeondong Princess
Are they human or broccoli?
Hello, cutie pie
Let me have a bite of that little wiener
Snap!
Yummy
You need room and board?
How did you hear about my house?
From the flyer outside
I took that down a long time ago
I seen it a long time ago
You get breakfast and dinner It's $500 a month
Good God
You think I'm a fool
I know you got paid $400 before
I'll cook myself
Take $300 for that room
It gets the best sunlight
and the girl before left the dressing table
Have you been to my house before?
Now I think about it You look familiar
People come and go and talk
Dad
We got a new one
What's your name?
My name is
Audrey?
Ms. Mal-soon's favorite actress is Audrey Hepburn
Audrey?
Doo-ri
Oh Doo-ri
Doo-ri like Cha Doo-ri?
Which Oh clan do you belong?
Ms. Mal-soon is the Haeju Oh clan
I'm something like that Okay, see you later
Wait
You got to pay up front
Have fun without me
So this is how she wants to protest against me
I'm the one who wants to leave this house
Shouldn't we call the police?
You want to ruin your dad's career?
Why don't you call the network TV?
Tell them the famous gerontologist's mother has run away
Mom, where're you going?
♪ Look at me Look at me
Here Sweetie, who is that girl?
She's staying at our house
What is she doing here? She's too young to be here
She said she was raised by her grandma that she likes this type of thing
Really?
I thought long and hard but I'm quitting
That's great, sweetie
You should've quit long ago
You don't need to put up with that rude old woman
I meant I'm quitting work here
I need to go and search for Ms. Mal-soon
I don't know what she's doing with that skinny body of hers
I wonder if she's been eating properly
What's that shrew up to now?
♪ My heart is pounding
♪ Should I tell you?
♪ I'm 69 years old
Whoop-de-doo
♪ Come to me quietly
♪ Come over here
♪ Where the blue bird dreams
That shrew is fixing to get crazy today
This place won't work It's narrower than I've imagined
The parking isn't great either and we can't control the traffic
I've told you so
There isn't even a place for a stage here
Mr. Park
Hey, Ji-ha So how did it go?
We filed a missing person report with the police
She didn't call you, did she?
Don't worry
I'll go find her on my own
♪ Come quietly
My grandma was a great singer
I know
Ms. Mal-soon was the best singer
It's nice to be out in the sun getting some vitamin D, isn't it?
Hey, isn't that funny?
Is that Dooly's mom?
Why don't we take a picture together with Dooly's mom?
If you have that much time, work on the audition program
Don't just bring teen idol wannabes and lousy bands
♪ Rain falls quietly
♪ as if it's telling our memories
♪ When it rains,
♪ it reminds me of that day
♪ I straightened your collar
It's always about work, work, work
Who would love a man like that?
Wait
♪ Rain falls quietly
♪ as if it's telling our memories
♪ When it rains,
♪ it reminds me of that day
♪ It feels like you'll come calling me
♪ from somewhere
♪ But when I look back, there's nobody
♪ The lonesome rain falls
♪ Rain falls quietly
♪ as if it's telling our memories
♪ When it rains,
♪ it reminds me of him
The chairman know that Gong-ju is his own daughter?
No, he don't
What're you doing here?
He'll find out today
I heard that you had a conference in Shanghai
Doggone it
How long is it gonna take to find out that simple thing?
Some people could die waiting
You're young but you got them senses straight
It's cause of my grandma done raising me
Did you learn that oldies song from your grandma too?
Sure did
That's so weird
What is?
The way you talk and the way you do things
and your song
- It reminds me of someone dear to me - Mr. Park, I'm going now
You leaving already?
The chairman is fixing to find out the truth
I'm sure she's the real daughter
What's wrong?
Mr. Park
He)'
Come say hello
He's like my grandson
He wants to talk to you about some things
Gong-i",!
are you really my daughter?
On August 15th, 1993, you disappeared
swimming in So yang River Park
Gong-i"
Daddy Daddy
You little shit
You ain't no good at drinking Why you drinking now?
Doo-ri, have you had drinks with a guy before?
I had your daddy on the day I got drunk with your granddaddy
Don't be so shy You're not even looking at my face
You're the one who ain't looking
That was my first time I've never felt this way
Wait; This is what his granddaddy said to me when we met first
Blood sure will tell Even the way he looks at me is the same
I want to ask you something Please don't say no
Okay?
Lordy, this is the line from that night
You want to
live with me?
No way Heck no
No siree. Over my dead body Nope. Never
It's not possible, right?
Frankly, you sing too well to be in a band like mine
Sing?
You want me singing in your band?
I play in a band and we have no lead vocalist
The last lead vocalist took off after a fight
We don't have a lead vocalist or a practice room
You must have been heartbroken on top of the troubles at home
How did you know?
I know Why do I know that?
It's true I have a lot of troubles at home
My mom is ill with heart disease
My dad and my sister believe that my grandma caused it
So my grandma ran away from home
It's all my fault
Because I'm nobody that my grandma has run away and my mom got sick
I don't think that's why
Stop. You don't know anything about me
Fool, I named you
Even my name sucks
Fine. I'll sing
I'll do it
Starting tomorrow
♪ But when I look back, there's nobody
♪ The lonesome rain falls
Producer Han Isn't she just awesome?
Do you know what her nickname is? Red bean bun
A red bean bun
Her skin is light but she's black inside
Like a real soul singer
I think a pretzel suits better
What's wrong with him?
You wanted a singer with lots of soul
He's looking for Cinderella
The Cinderella who vanished without a trace after one song
Cinderella? Is she white?
He's gone Cut it out
Yo, cut it out
♪ Semi-basement!
M Daddy
♪ Why don't I have an inheritance? It really sucks
Lordy
I wrote this song Isn't it awesome?
I put the gap between the rich and the poor into a heavy metal sound
Do your parents know?
That y'all been doing this?
You eat good food and done this?
You might not know much about this type of music
Music should
touch people's hearts not the ears
Who cares about you getting worked up when nobody ain't happy listening to you?
Was anybody happy listening to this song?
Doggone it
Then what kind of song do you want to sing?
♪ Write me a letter when you get to L.A.
♪ Tell me if the sky is blue Tell me that you're happy
♪ Write me a letter when you get to L.A.
♪ A letter full of love
♪ Tell me how you are when you get to L.A.
♪ Tell me if the sky is blue Tell me that you're happy
♪ Think of me on happy days and on lonesome days
♪ Think of the time you and I were together
Excuse me! We need a supersize pork trotters
Bring the front leg not the hind leg
The front leg is more chewy
Aren't you too young to know about that?
Doo-ri, how old are you?
Twenty
Really? You're younger than us
I thought you were older because of the way you talk
She's a little baby Call me Mr. Ji-ha
Do it!
Mr. Ji-ha
Mr. Ji-ha!
♪ I wish you were here with me
♪ We would look great together anywhere we go
♪ Write me a letter when you get to L.A.
♪ I'm sorry I can't come with you I really am sorry
♪ Tell me how you are when you get to L.A.
♪ Bye
♪ Bye, my love
♪ Bye
♪ Bye, my love
The baby wants milk
Really?
I'll hold him
Hello darling
He needs more clothes He's naked
He's gonna catch him a cold with them air-condition
- He got no socks either - Come here baby
Hold him carefully
You nurse?
No, he gets diarrhea when I nurse
You got watery breast milk
Not all breast milk are equal
Creamy breast milk makes them babies nice and plump
They make good poopoo
But babies get diarrhea and go real scrawny with watery milk
Your mama got watery milk so you been drinking cow's milk
You poor thing
He)'
What do you know about anything?
Watery breast milk? Fine, mine is watery
ls yours creamy?
Mine sure was creamy
You looking for me?
Who are you?
Me?
Why you following me like a dog fixing to mate?
You're really funny
I know you've never seen me before but I have
Lordy, being young is so tiring
We keep running into each other It must be fate
Fate? Me and you?
Lordy
You crazy or something? You ain't all there, are you?
You're so unique
You're so different from other women
Why don't we go somewhere and talk?
I don't think so
You get going when I'm still nice
Fate? Crazy fool
Wait
Good Lord
Please help me
Please, please Help me
What's going on?
You got this all wrong
I know this woman
Miss, do you know this guy?
Lordy, no I don't know him
Miss, can I get your phone number?
Miss!
All men get in trouble cause of them wieners
Don't know why they risk them lives for that little thing
Go away, fool!
It ain't right to be this hot
Why didn't you just open it up from upstairs?
Please come in It's hot today, isn't it?
Hello
She look fine to me
I got me worried about nothing
I didn't know Ji-ha had such a pretty friend
They all look pretty because of good plastic surgeries these days
You look pretty natural Where did you get it done?
I ain't sure where you got your attitude from
Don't mind her She learned it from my grandma
Why don't you take your friend to your room?
I'll call you when dinner is ready
Let's go upstairs
If you don't mind, may I take a look around the house first?
Sure
Can I go into this room?
Well, this is my grandma's room
And she's not here
So it's complicated
You know my grandma raised me
I miss my grandma so much
Take your time
My grandma will understand
Ji-ha, can you get these plates down?
Okay
Hold on
Okay
You think I woulda come in if you report my credit card stolen
Our findings lead us to believe Mrs. Oh didn't run away but was abducted
if you look here, this person has calculated the angle of the surveillance camera
and used a lady's parasol This person is a pro
If we look at the location of the ATM
It's possible that the abductor lives close to the victim
Do you have any suspicious persons around you?
What's the matter?
Nothing. It's good
Your face is saying no
If you put radish on top like you did on the bottom
They say the sweet water from radish seeps into the fish
How did you know about that?
Mom, isn't Doo-ri awesome? She's not like other girls
I guess so
By the way, ain't Ji-ha's father coming in for dinner?
He had to take care of something so he's going to be little late
Why do you care?
Mom, she might ask to set a wedding date at this rate
That's nonsense
Hi there!
The sign has come
Where's the potty? Hurry
Through that door
Who is she?
She sings in my band
How did it go?
Let me change first
How about dinner?
I lost my appetite
♪ Bad Boy, let me take one step toward you
♪ I didn't have the courage to tell you
m Will you
♪ be my boyfriend?
Bathroom break
♪ Rain falls quietly
♪ as if it's telling our memories
♪ When it rains,
♪ it reminds me of that day
Han Seung-woo
So you saying
You work for a TV station
Do you believe me now?
Hope you're big enough a man to not hold a grudge
You shouldn't talk to the producer that way
I'll make this short
I want to introduce you during my music program
What?
That's wrong
How can you put a band without even having a single out on a live TV show?
So?
Do those singers with albums sing better than them?
But this is wrong
They don't have any experience
ls a TV appearance a joke to you?
If you need a practice room, let me know
I'll take care of everything
You book their appearance
Seung-woo
Thank you so much We'll do our best
What's happening?
Did we do good?
Woo-hoo!
You cute little thing
Good job
Good job to you too
I love y'all
We're gonna be on TV!
You'll come calling me from somewhere
Where's everybody?
PUPPY, anybody home?
Die!
You gone crazy, old man?
Why you come swinging those washing bats around in the middle of night?
You got them rabies?
What's wrong with you all a sudden?
Shut up
I'm gonna take them gag out of your mouth
Now you show your true colors
I should have known
Where you taken Ms. Mal-soon?
Answer me
Shut up
You think I wouldn't recognize Ms. Mal-soon's dentures?
I got them dentures for Ms. Mal-soon for her 70th birthday
Did you kill her?
Bury her up in the mountains?
Why dig up anything? Or bury it?
I threw it in Han River
Then kill me too
Without her, I'm dead anyway
Kill me and throw me in the Han
Just take me to Ms. Mal-soon
Why you like that wrinkly old woman?
You don't know nothing
You don't know how beautiful she was
I was 13 when my parents passed away and I lived at her house
Servant work was hard
But her smiling face
was the only thing that got me going
Then why don't you recognize me?
What?
You said you waited day and night for that smiling face
Now you recognize?
What you doing?
Don't you disgrace me no more and kill me already
Lordy, you don't even remember You must have lied
Ms. Mal-soon?
Remember me now?
Sure is me, Oh Mal-soon!
Ms. Mal-soon
So those ain't dentures but your real teeth
Sure thing
The other day, I had short ribs chewed up to the bone
I'm envious
I'm going to the TV station next week
You going to the Senior Citizen Music Show?
Let's go together
Do I look like I'd be going to the Senior Music Show?
Come closer
I'm a singer now
A real singer on TV?
That's right A real singer
You know I always wanted to be a singer
That day you sang
Rain falls quietly
You got me knocked off my feet
You ain't the only one
That TV producer got knocked off them feet too
He says I sing with my heart
That I have a soul
Sure you're in Seoul Is he stupid or something?
Shut up and eat this
You know Hyun-chul is real worried
I need to ask for a favor
You met my mother? You really did?
Where is she now?
Calm down
One at a time
When did you see her?
She came like the wind and left like the smoke
She said not to worry
She wrote you a letter
This is my mother's handwriting
She signed with her thumbprint
She told me She wants to live different now
She never lived her way
She asked to activate her credit card
Said it's inconvenient
She says she'll come back when the time is right
And she wants to tie the knot as soon as she comes back
Tie the knot?
As in get married?
I told you
She wants to live the way her heart tells her
With who?
Who else? With me, of course
That little shit
That's hard to believe
Mr. Park
What's hard to believe?
You think I'm no good for your mother?
I was her servant when I was young but you can't look down on me now
She trusts me now more than her own son
My heart is her heart and her heart is mine
Ask her
I'm sure of it She approached him purposely
No way
I knew you looked a little slow but I didn't know that you really are dumb
This is why you're still single
Your house Don't you know how much it's worth?
That young bitch is good with old men
She's no fool
I have to change I have to get young
108,109
110
You impressed yet?
You gone crazy again?
You're too darn old for this
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
Hop on
You done good
Ms. Mal-soon What you singing today?
You come listen and you'll know
I'll sing up a good one so you just wait up there
In this segment, we introduce a new singer once every month
They'll totally blow you away in this summer heat
Yes, even the name is very cool
It's not the basement or the ground It's the semi-basement
Let me introduce Ban Ji-ha Band
♪ Don't think about the things of the past
♪ Don't yearn for him
♪ He has to go
♪ Flowers wither away
♪ Don't be sad
♪ When it's time, it'll bloom again
Good luck in Germany Coal Mining Work Abroad Program
Good luck in Germany Coal Mining Work Abroad Program ♪ Don't be sad
♪ Don't be sad
Death Notification
♪ Where did you go?
♪ Where does a lost traveler go?
♪ Where should it go?
♪ The white butterfly looking for him
♪ Flowers wither away
♪ Don't be sad
♪ When it's time, it'll bloom again
♪ Don't be sad
♪ Flowers wither away
♪ Don't be sad
♪ When it's time, it'll bloom again
♪ Don't be sad
Okay so she can sing a little
Mom, should I become a singer too?
Mr. Park
Did you have fun?
Mr. Park, if you're tired, please go to the sundeck and lie down
You don't look too well
You look awful terrible There's them hot tubs. Go there
No thanks
I don't ride slides because they ain't no fun
Don't they got anything fun here?
That will do
I used to go diving in the middle of a typhoon to go gather them shells
Wave is forever my friend
Why you come following me?
I thought you be going to a swimming pool
Not some place like this
Ain't you showing too much skin?
You impressed yet?
Better turn them heads away
Don't you come looking over here
She could be your granny
Ms. Mal-soon, don't you worry I'll protect you
Are you all right?
Do you want to exit now?
Yes
Ms. Mal-soon
How do you feel right now?
Feel what?
After your TV appearance, you're the talk of the town
All the reporters are curious about you They want interviews
I can't
Why not? People would die for those
If my daddy finds out, he's gonna shave my head
Okay We can talk about that later
Tell me about yourself
About what?
I'm very curious about you but I don't know anything
Just take time
Go little by little
Don't you think it's fate that we met again?
Maybe
What's wrong with your foot?
Did you get hurt?
You're bleeding
Are you okay? Let me take a look
It ain't nothing
I'm gonna get me some ointment Don't you worry about me
Wait
Don't you worry
You only get one chance
Dang!
You get old when you bleed
There's a way to go back
You wanna go back?
What the...
Get out of here right now
What you doing?
What did we do? It's the middle of the night
We?
Dad, you should be ashamed of yourself
Do you know how old you are?
She could be your granddaughter's age What're you doing with her?
Bitch,
why don't you just get naked?
Bitch? Who you calling bitch?
Then should I call her stepmother?
You got us all wrong
Dad, are you insane?
You
Don't you have anything better to do than to seduce an old man?
Shut your trap
Lordy
Park, you hold back
- You little shit - Park?
Did you just call him, Park?
Mommy
Please take Daddy with you He has lost his mind
Don't you know why I live like this?
Mom told me to take care of Dad before she died
Where you going?
I'll call ya
If you call him, I'll have you locked up
Stop it
You cry like your mom
Mommy
I never got married because of Mom's will
How could you do this to me?
Mommy
Don't you put up a show
You always went on dates on your mom's memorial day
Where you going in the middle of the night?
Don't go, Daddy
Let go You're gonna rip my pants
That girl really is your mother
I know it ain't easy but you gotta believe me
So when you said that you met my mother, you were talking about that woman?
Yes. That girl is Ms. Mal-soon Your mother
Sir
You got me now?
It's early so I'm sure there's a way
There's a way We need to draw blood
Yes, blood
I have a college friend who works at the university hospital
I'm going to call him and ask
Hey, I have a question
He's about 70 years old
I don't know whether it's depression or Alzheimer's but it comes and goes
It's both
How much did you spend on her?
Get out of here
If you handed her the property deed, I'm going to sue
Hello
Hi, it's me, Seung-woo
Why didn't you answer my calls all day?
Is everything okay?
Yes
Doo-ri, are you all right?
This is amazing
You got a good house
You own this house?
No, it's a rental
It sure looks expensive for young people to buy
Can I ask something?
Sure
You got a good home and a good job
And you look
Look what?
You look good Why ain't you married yet?
Who said that I'm not married?
You are married?
No
But it feels good to see you get surprised
Your mom must have worry sick about you
You all grown up living like this All moms worry about that
She passed away
When I was a baby
Do you have a boyfriend?
It's been a while since my husband died
I have a son who is all grown up and gotten married
I lived with an old widow who likes me
Doggone it. I got me into a fight with his daughter
Okay, I lose
From now on, I'll never joke around you
So besides a widow with a kid, what type of guys do you like?
As long as a man brings home food and is good in bed
Are you okay? I'm sorry
I'll get a towel
Who are you?
Why you gotten drunk when you ain't no good at drinking?
♪ Sleep, sleep my baby
♪ You go on sleeping
♪ Rooster Please don't crow
♪ You'll wake up my baby
♪ Dog Please don't bark
♪ You'll wake up my baby
♪ Sleep, sleep my baby
You feeling sick again?
Don't take medicine with cold water You'll get a tummy ache
♪ We can't hide everything
What do you think?
The vocalist is great but what's wrong with the song?
Did they write their own song?
Guys
We can't use your song this time
I'll connect you with a songwriter Let's go with a new song
You understand how important the next stage is
If you go there with this song, it could be the end
What's wrong with the song?
Tell me what you don't like about it
All your songs don't suit Doo-ri
Your "Semi-basement life" was the only song worth listening to
Isn't your band's name Ban Ji-ha Band?
Are you sure it's not Oh Doo-ri Band?
- Where you going? - Don't follow me
What's wrong? The producer is saying to help us
You can write new songs later
I heard you slept with Mr. Han
What?
Did you?
You little shit
Where you gone learning those filthy words?
Fine, I did
I slept He had them good air-condition
I sure did
He had good air-condition I slept real good
I been too nice
Get up
Go on and eat up
Why are you doing this to me?
It's them dog days today
What's wrong with eating chicken to fight them heat?
Hurry and eat up My arm's fixing to fall off
You don't eat too good these days You have to take care of you
Are you really dating Mr. Han?
You really like me?
Sorry but you ain't my type
You can't even confess your love like a real man
You ain't good at keeping business and personal stuff separate
You make people around you suffer
And one thing I don't like most about you is
It's that you don't know what a good person you are
My Ji-ha
You look even more beautiful when you smile
Who are you really?
Me?
I'm the lead vocalist of Ban Ji-ha Band, Oh Doo-ri
How you been?
I seen you on TV but you never called
I got lots to think about
You like someone
How you know that?
How many years I seen you?
You like him too?
It been so long that I wasn't sure what it was
But it's beating here like crazy
You do like him
I'm jealous of him
Take this
It's the peach season They're awful sweet
Thanks
Anyway, what happened to that shrew? Haven't seen her around
Thought she's gotta drink them American coffee every day
She had a stroke few days ago
What happened?
We're at that age where tomorrow might never come
I know you don't need to worry about that now
That's a great song
Hi
Did you write that?
Are you drunk?
Keep up the good work
See you
Is this the girl who came over to our house?
Yes, Why?
Nothing
♪ Come to me quietly
♪ Come over here
Guys, I did it!
What?
For the next summer special concert, they want to play my song
Really?
They've finally recognized the genius songwriter
You did real good Good job!
Good job, good job
Good job
Y'all done good
Mr. Han You got pretty hands
Really?
People say men with pretty hands are lazy
Are you worried that I'll be too lazy and starve my wife and kids?
No
No, you work hard and you're a good man
Am I good?
What?
As a man
Well, it's cause of them old age
I know I'm pretty old
No, that ain't it
I was gonna say
It starts with 4 4 plus 4 ain't 4
You smell like my mom
What?
I've never met my mom but you smell like my mom
I like your new hairstyle
Thank you
I'll wait here and take you home
No, that ain't necessary
You go ahead and go
Doo-ri
That looks pretty
Bye
What's the patient's name?
I don't know her last name
Her first name is Ok-ja
Ok-ja
She came in few nights ago
Here she is, Joo Ok-ja
We'll start in 10 minutes after the rehearsal
Where's your leader?
He'll be here soon
Make sure he's not late
What's keeping him late?
He fixed his guitar and is coming from the shop
I'm almost there I'll be there in 10 minutes
I don't think 10 minutes will do The traffic is really bad here
Because of the concert in Jamsil Stadium...
I'm getting off here
Do you think this makes any sense?
We're going on the same stage as those guys
They're the ones who inspired me to play the drums
They're starting
♪ Out of breath
♪ Run like hell
♪ Feel the roar From here
He's not answering
Hello Ji-ha?
Where is he?
They're up next You need to make a decision
I don't think you can play tonight Why don't you go to the hospital first?
Yeah, let's go
I'll be there as soon as I'm done
Let's sing
Let's go sing
Ji-ha's song
Let's sing it loud enough for Ji-ha to hear
Then let's go tell Ji-ha
That his song was awful good
Ji-ha, can you hear it?
People are waiting for our song
I'll do my best to sing the song you wrote
So please hang in there, Ji-ha
♪ Today was a tough day
♪ Now, today is yesterday
♪ But the sun will rise again tomorrow
♪ Like tomorrow's morning
♪ The shining hope will shine on you
♪ Shoulders drooping
♪ Footsteps heavy
♪ They bully you in the dark
♪ But before you know it,
♪ as those shining stars show you the way
♪ They'll shine on you so brightly
♪ One more time
♪ Yes, one more time
♪ Sometimes, it feels like a mirage
♪ One more time Yes, one more time
♪ You've never stopped running once in your life
♪ Toward your dream that you'll finally achieve
♪ This song is for you, shining star
♪ Those shining stars that weren't there yesterday
♪ They'll shine on you to bring you the good news
♪ One more time Yes, one more time
♪ You've never stopped running once in your life
♪ Toward your dream that you'll finally achieve
♪ This is a song for you, shining star
♪ One more time
♪ Yes, one more time
♪ Let's go again one more time until your heart stops
♪ Let's go again
♪ One more time
♪ Yes, one more time
♪ Let's shine like the star
♪ One more time
♪ For the last time
♪ You've never stopped running once in your life
♪ Toward your dream that you'll finally achieve
♪ This is a song for you, shining star
Where's Doo-ri?
She went to the hospital as soon as we were done
We're heading over there now
Blood type AB Rh Negative
Does anyone have the same blood type as the patient?
We're short on blood for the surgery
How can you not have blood at a hospital?
We had many emergency surgeries today
We're looking around at other hospitals but it's urgent
Anyone in the family?
Grandma is the same blood type
What do we do now?
What do we do?
I am the same blood type
as Ji-ha
Why did you come here?
What you doing?
My grandson My Ji-ha
You'll go old again if you give blood
Why you want to be old again?
What's good about wrinkly face and smelly body?
- I gotta go -I thought
I thought you enjoy being a singer
I thought that man makes you happy
Let's hurry and give blood
Excuse me
Let me ask you something
Do you know the phrase "Hang in there, Baby"?
Do you?
There was a young single mother who just had a newborn
But that newborn was very ill and wasn't getting better
Everyday, the baby went between life and death
But his mother was so poor that she couldn't do anything for her baby
So she took him in her arms and said in tears
Hang in there, Baby
Hang on for dear life
Please hang on for dear life
Let's go
I'll save my son no matter what
So please go
Please just go
When you go Please don't eat from the trashcan
Don't work at the fish market
For your child
Don't sacrifice everything for your child
Don't marry a man with a short life
And please don't have a bad son like me
Please go
Please
Please go, Mother
Even if I'm born again
I'll live my life just the way I lived before
Even if it's hard
I won't change a thing
So that I can be your mommy
And you can be my baby again
Mother
Baby
The name is Ban Ji-ha He's a college kid
I had a real good dream
It sure was a fun dream
1 Year Later
♪ Those shining stars that weren't there yesterday
♪ They'll shine on you to bring you the good news
♪ One more time Yes, one more time
You go, my babies
Mother, they're not your babies They're mine
They sing good cause of me
You know you're a terrible singer
Your baby is sitting right here
They came from my stomach
Don't you come sassing at me
You've bragged about your good son all your life
Lordy, you're gonna talk back to me now?
Mother, I'm over 50
I bet you're gonna make me a friend out of me when you turn 60
You're going to live till I turn 60?
Why? You scared I'll be pooping everywhere?
Aren't you coming with us?
I'll be there soon You go on first
Forever Young Portrait Studio
Guess that old fart taught himself some new tricks
You impressed yet?
Park?
Hop on
Did you find the studio?
I liked that photographer
What you gonna do now? How you going home?
I ain't going back to that house I'm free
With these wheels and gas money, I can go anywhere in the world
Stop. Let's go give blood before you get into trouble
You scared that I might run away with a young woman?
You crazy or something?
Park
I heard you got peach allergy
Why you gone eating those peaches?
That's the love of a true man