0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 1 00:00:05,997 --> 00:00:10,997 2 00:00:12,036 --> 00:00:14,238 (TUMBLE DRYER WHIRRS SOFTLY) 3 00:00:30,087 --> 00:00:31,924 (SIREN WAILS FAINTLY) 4 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:37,629 (CROSSING SIGNAL BLEEPS) 5 00:02:18,498 --> 00:02:19,898 - Ooh! Ooh! - WOMAN: Fuck! 6 00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:21,133 MAN: Ooh. 7 00:02:21,135 --> 00:02:22,934 WOMAN: (WHISPERS) Shit! 8 00:02:22,936 --> 00:02:25,073 (SIGHS) Jesus. 9 00:02:27,541 --> 00:02:29,374 MAN: I'm so sorry. That's yours. 10 00:02:29,376 --> 00:02:30,709 WOMAN: Thank you. 11 00:02:30,711 --> 00:02:32,880 - MAN: Um, we'll... just... - Yep. (SIGHS) 12 00:02:35,282 --> 00:02:37,917 - MAN: Sorry about that. - WOMAN: No, it's... 13 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:39,317 Um, there's... there's... 14 00:02:39,319 --> 00:02:41,054 I can find a phone store or something 15 00:02:41,056 --> 00:02:42,721 and you can get the screen replaced and... 16 00:02:42,723 --> 00:02:44,456 It's not turning on. 17 00:02:44,458 --> 00:02:45,958 WOMAN: Um... 18 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,660 MAN: There's... there's bound to be something down here. 19 00:02:47,662 --> 00:02:49,564 (SIREN WAILS) 20 00:02:51,566 --> 00:02:53,635 (SIGHS) 21 00:03:02,178 --> 00:03:04,279 - (CROSSING SIGNAL BLEEPS) - (SIGHS) Jesus. 22 00:03:13,221 --> 00:03:14,888 It's very badly damaged. 23 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:18,057 - WOMAN: Yep. - I can't fix it today. 24 00:03:18,059 --> 00:03:19,559 You can't have it fixed by today? 25 00:03:19,561 --> 00:03:21,060 I can't fix it today. 26 00:03:21,062 --> 00:03:24,499 Um... well, I'm flying out of the country tomorrow, so I... 27 00:03:26,334 --> 00:03:28,236 ..I definitely need it fixed by today. 28 00:03:35,243 --> 00:03:36,677 Eight o'clock tomorrow. 29 00:03:36,679 --> 00:03:38,178 Eight o'clock in the morning tomorrow? 30 00:03:38,180 --> 00:03:40,447 Right, so, if I come by at eight o'clock in the morning, 31 00:03:40,449 --> 00:03:41,782 it will definitely be fixed? 32 00:03:41,784 --> 00:03:43,085 Eight o'clock. 33 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,652 Alright. 34 00:03:45,654 --> 00:03:47,556 OK. (SIGHS) Thank you. 35 00:03:48,924 --> 00:03:52,160 Um, do you need to call anyone, anything...? 36 00:03:52,162 --> 00:03:53,562 Um... 37 00:03:54,964 --> 00:03:56,864 Actually, I would love to call my fiancé quickly. 38 00:03:56,866 --> 00:03:58,198 - Do you mind if I...? - Sure. Please. 39 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,000 - It's an international call. - That's fine. 40 00:04:00,002 --> 00:04:01,737 - OK. Thank you so much. - It's OK. 41 00:04:04,674 --> 00:04:07,174 Hi. It's me. Um, I've broken my phone. 42 00:04:07,176 --> 00:04:09,376 Everything's fine. Uh, I'm all set for tomorrow. 43 00:04:09,378 --> 00:04:11,478 But just send me an email if there's any problems. 44 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,216 OK. Love you. Bye. 45 00:04:14,618 --> 00:04:15,984 Thank you. 46 00:04:15,986 --> 00:04:17,519 Do you need to use my phone for anything else? 47 00:04:17,521 --> 00:04:19,220 No, I'm just gonna go find an internet cafe. I've got to... 48 00:04:19,222 --> 00:04:21,089 Oh, please, you can sit down in a cafe, 49 00:04:21,091 --> 00:04:22,724 use my phone for whatever you have to do. 50 00:04:22,726 --> 00:04:24,526 - Uh... OK, yeah, that'd be... - Yeah? 51 00:04:24,528 --> 00:04:26,596 - That'd be good. Thank you. - I'm so sorry about all this. 52 00:04:33,804 --> 00:04:36,971 Yeah. I just... had to... 53 00:04:36,973 --> 00:04:40,176 ..rebook a connecting flight, and it's gone through. 54 00:04:40,178 --> 00:04:42,043 - Thank you very much. - That's OK. 55 00:04:42,045 --> 00:04:43,780 - Thank you. - That's OK. 56 00:04:55,559 --> 00:04:58,762 Have you, um... got anything else planned today, or...? 57 00:05:00,564 --> 00:05:02,665 No, I was just sort of... (SIGHS) 58 00:05:02,667 --> 00:05:04,099 ..um... 59 00:05:04,101 --> 00:05:05,934 ..pottering around town. 60 00:05:05,936 --> 00:05:07,635 I've got to get this flight tomorrow, so... 61 00:05:07,637 --> 00:05:09,370 - Where are you going? - I'm going to London. 62 00:05:09,372 --> 00:05:11,472 I live in London. Yeah. 63 00:05:11,474 --> 00:05:12,842 - Wow. - Yeah. 64 00:05:12,844 --> 00:05:14,810 - Going home. - Wow. 65 00:05:14,812 --> 00:05:16,047 Yeah. 66 00:05:18,316 --> 00:05:19,815 Have you been working? 67 00:05:19,817 --> 00:05:23,719 Um, no, I've kind of finished all my stuff for the day. 68 00:05:23,721 --> 00:05:25,290 But, um... 69 00:05:26,657 --> 00:05:29,092 Yeah, I was gonna go down to... to Bondi, 70 00:05:29,094 --> 00:05:30,895 see the Sculpture by the Sea. 71 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:42,504 If you don't have anything on, 72 00:05:42,506 --> 00:05:44,142 you'd be more than welcome to... 73 00:05:45,244 --> 00:05:46,879 ..come down or something. 74 00:05:51,483 --> 00:05:53,118 Um... (CHUCKLES) 75 00:05:54,852 --> 00:05:56,454 Whereabouts is it? 76 00:05:59,892 --> 00:06:02,262 (BUS WHIRRS QUIETLY) 77 00:06:06,731 --> 00:06:08,565 I don't actually know your name. 78 00:06:08,567 --> 00:06:10,533 - Oh. I'm Viv. - I'm Jasper. 79 00:06:10,535 --> 00:06:12,305 - Jasper. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 80 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,940 I was actually gonna go down and see it on Monday, 81 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:17,442 but it was raining. 82 00:06:45,637 --> 00:06:48,041 (GULLS CRY) 83 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:51,742 Excuse me? Sorry. 84 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,878 Um, do you know where Sculpture by the Sea is? 85 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,246 Um, I think it's down there. 86 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,747 - OK... - Just down that road. 87 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:58,584 - OK, cool. Thank you. - See you later. Bye-bye. 88 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:08,127 (LOUD CLUNKING) 89 00:07:11,864 --> 00:07:14,001 (LAWNMOWER WHIRRS) 90 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:17,937 (JASPER CHUCKLES) 91 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:23,643 Excuse me? Hey. 92 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:27,879 Is this... the Sculptures by the Sea? 93 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:30,614 Yeah. You missed it. 94 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:32,050 - Oh. - Is this all wrapping up now? 95 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:33,484 - Is this all done? - Yeah, it's all finished. 96 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:35,087 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 97 00:07:35,089 --> 00:07:37,423 (ALL CHUCKLE) 98 00:07:37,425 --> 00:07:40,093 - 100 sculptures, you missed. - JASPER: Right. 99 00:07:40,095 --> 00:07:42,694 120. Something like this. 100 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:44,798 (LAWNMOWER ROARS) 101 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:50,972 VIV: (CHUCKLES) Thank you. 102 00:08:04,487 --> 00:08:06,120 JASPER: I feel like an idiot. 103 00:08:27,642 --> 00:08:29,410 I was really expecting this whole thing 104 00:08:29,412 --> 00:08:31,444 to be littered with sculptures. (CHUCKLES) 105 00:08:31,446 --> 00:08:33,548 - That's fine. - I'm sorry about that. 106 00:08:36,084 --> 00:08:37,817 I'd love to see a whale. 107 00:08:37,819 --> 00:08:39,422 A whale? 108 00:08:42,425 --> 00:08:43,923 I'd like to see a seahorse. 109 00:08:43,925 --> 00:08:45,725 - I've seen a seahorse. - You've seen a seahorse? 110 00:08:45,727 --> 00:08:47,061 They're strange. 111 00:08:47,063 --> 00:08:48,661 Yeah, I was snorkelling once and I found one. 112 00:08:48,663 --> 00:08:50,766 And then I went and got a plastic bag and... 113 00:08:52,168 --> 00:08:53,900 (CHUCKLES) ..I went and put the seahorse in a plastic bag 114 00:08:53,902 --> 00:08:55,302 to show my family. 115 00:08:55,304 --> 00:08:56,702 But then I took it back. 116 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,505 Oh, right. I thought you were gonna say, "It died." 117 00:08:58,507 --> 00:08:59,542 No. 118 00:09:00,544 --> 00:09:02,211 (CLEARS THROAT) 119 00:09:03,979 --> 00:09:05,845 VIV: I keep going to check my phone. 120 00:09:05,847 --> 00:09:07,747 - (CHUCKLES) - Sorry. (CHUCKLES) 121 00:09:07,749 --> 00:09:09,151 What were you doing? 122 00:09:10,554 --> 00:09:14,088 I was... engaged in a social media battle. (CHUCKLES) 123 00:09:14,090 --> 00:09:16,825 Are you serious? (LAUGHS) About what? 124 00:09:16,827 --> 00:09:19,359 This radio host said 125 00:09:19,361 --> 00:09:21,730 this politician should go and hang himself. 126 00:09:23,065 --> 00:09:24,499 (CHUCKLES) 127 00:09:24,501 --> 00:09:26,134 Really fired you up, did it? 128 00:09:26,136 --> 00:09:27,904 - Yeah. - (CHUCKLES) 129 00:09:32,141 --> 00:09:34,109 I-I knew someone who hanged themselves. 130 00:09:34,111 --> 00:09:35,609 Oh, God. I'm so sorry. 131 00:09:35,611 --> 00:09:37,848 No, it's fine. It happened a long time ago. 132 00:09:41,451 --> 00:09:43,016 It was my girlfriend at the time. 133 00:09:43,018 --> 00:09:45,522 - Oh, Jesus. I'm so sorry. - No, it's fine. Honestly. 134 00:09:48,825 --> 00:09:50,526 So, did you... win the battle? 135 00:09:50,528 --> 00:09:52,128 I don't know. I bumped into someone. 136 00:09:52,130 --> 00:09:53,530 (BOTH LAUGH) 137 00:10:01,771 --> 00:10:03,074 Whoa. 138 00:10:13,985 --> 00:10:15,353 (WHISTLES) 139 00:10:17,721 --> 00:10:19,490 Want to keep walking? 140 00:10:21,259 --> 00:10:22,692 JASPER: Cool. 141 00:10:27,131 --> 00:10:28,933 VIV: Oh! These shoes are not ideal. 142 00:10:33,538 --> 00:10:35,171 I think the bus stop's over there. 143 00:10:35,173 --> 00:10:36,908 OK. 144 00:10:48,019 --> 00:10:50,886 You see a lot of names that aren't really used anymore, 145 00:10:50,888 --> 00:10:52,656 like... Edith. 146 00:10:52,658 --> 00:10:54,892 - It's an old name. - 1869. 147 00:11:07,539 --> 00:11:09,006 Oh! 148 00:11:11,143 --> 00:11:12,911 It's Henry Lawson down here. 149 00:11:14,913 --> 00:11:17,547 Here we go. 150 00:11:17,549 --> 00:11:20,650 JASPER: "Love hangs about thy name like music round a shell 151 00:11:20,652 --> 00:11:22,888 "No heart can take of thee a tame farewell." 152 00:11:25,692 --> 00:11:27,260 I love him. 153 00:11:36,134 --> 00:11:37,901 VIV: I wonder if there's a certain time of year 154 00:11:37,903 --> 00:11:39,172 when more people die. 155 00:11:40,540 --> 00:11:41,907 Winter, I guess. 156 00:11:53,986 --> 00:11:56,320 - JASPER: Hey, buddy! Hey. - (DOG WHIMPERS) 157 00:11:56,322 --> 00:11:58,189 - Hey. - VIV: Oh, my God! 158 00:11:58,191 --> 00:12:00,424 Yeah. He was just sitting here. Hey. 159 00:12:00,426 --> 00:12:02,093 - Where did you come from? - Hello! 160 00:12:02,095 --> 00:12:04,195 - Was he just here? - Yeah. I... 161 00:12:04,197 --> 00:12:07,166 You want to hold that for a sec? I'll see if there's... 162 00:12:08,368 --> 00:12:10,034 He was just lying there. 163 00:12:10,036 --> 00:12:11,369 (CHUCKLES) 164 00:12:11,371 --> 00:12:12,972 - Hey. - (CALLS OUT) Hello? 165 00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:16,141 He can't have... 166 00:12:16,143 --> 00:12:17,942 Well, OK. Let's go. 167 00:12:17,944 --> 00:12:19,410 Which way? 168 00:12:19,412 --> 00:12:20,945 - Where did you come from? - Show us the way, mate. 169 00:12:20,947 --> 00:12:22,414 Show us the way. Show us the way. 170 00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:23,981 Was he tied up or was he just lying there? 171 00:12:23,983 --> 00:12:25,450 He was just lying there. 172 00:12:25,452 --> 00:12:27,252 (CHUCKLES) I just think there might be a gate open 173 00:12:27,254 --> 00:12:29,056 that he's run out of. 174 00:12:37,531 --> 00:12:39,865 (CHUCKLES) 175 00:12:39,867 --> 00:12:41,368 (WHISPERS) Oh, my God. 176 00:12:48,777 --> 00:12:50,177 (GRUNTS) 177 00:12:51,513 --> 00:12:52,944 Let me just see if he has a tag. 178 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:54,346 - Oh, yeah. - One sec. 179 00:12:54,348 --> 00:12:56,715 Hold on, mate. Where are we? 180 00:12:56,717 --> 00:12:58,884 - Ah. We're in luck. - Oh, good. 181 00:12:58,886 --> 00:13:01,287 - Huh! Cézanne. - Cézanne! 182 00:13:01,289 --> 00:13:03,623 - Cézanne. That's perfect. - Ohh! 183 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:05,024 Cézanne. 184 00:13:05,026 --> 00:13:06,224 Hello. 185 00:13:06,226 --> 00:13:10,262 Um, we've found Cézanne on the street. 186 00:13:10,264 --> 00:13:12,130 No, no. He's... No, he's OK. He's OK. 187 00:13:12,132 --> 00:13:13,466 Yeah, no, he's... 188 00:13:13,468 --> 00:13:15,268 Is there somewhere that we can drop him off or...? 189 00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:16,905 (CÉZANNE WHIMPERS) 190 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:19,905 The city. Can we get a cab to the city? 191 00:13:19,907 --> 00:13:21,374 - He's in the city? Yeah. - Yeah. 192 00:13:21,376 --> 00:13:24,410 Um... yeah. Yeah, that... that should be fine. 193 00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:26,512 (GRUNTS) In you go. 194 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,015 - Come on, mate. Up you get. - Come on. Good boy. 195 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,550 Good boy. There we go. 196 00:13:30,552 --> 00:13:32,051 - There we go. Oh, my God! - Well done! 197 00:13:32,053 --> 00:13:33,252 - Ooh, you got my... - Good boy. 198 00:13:33,254 --> 00:13:34,654 - Good boy. (LAUGHS) - Hey. 199 00:13:34,656 --> 00:13:36,089 (SIGHS) Ugh. 200 00:13:36,091 --> 00:13:37,992 (CÉZANNE PANTS) 201 00:13:40,296 --> 00:13:42,063 Dog hair everywhere. 202 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,739 (CHILDREN SHOUT) 203 00:14:38,789 --> 00:14:40,657 (HORN HONKS) 204 00:14:51,101 --> 00:14:53,269 (TRAM BELL DINGS) 205 00:15:03,748 --> 00:15:06,048 (TUMBLE DRYER WHIRRS SOFTLY) 206 00:15:07,717 --> 00:15:09,319 (CHIMES JINGLE) 207 00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:25,903 (CHIMES JINGLE) 208 00:15:27,138 --> 00:15:28,504 Come on. 209 00:15:28,506 --> 00:15:30,842 - Whoa! Whoa... whoa! - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 210 00:15:32,108 --> 00:15:33,809 Come on, then. Come on, buddy! 211 00:15:33,811 --> 00:15:35,277 That's it. 212 00:15:35,279 --> 00:15:37,079 - (GRUNTS) Thank you. - (LAUGHS) 213 00:15:37,081 --> 00:15:38,514 Thank you. 214 00:15:38,516 --> 00:15:40,117 - Come on. Up here. - (CÉZANNE BARKS) 215 00:15:42,219 --> 00:15:43,786 MAN: Hello, Cézanne! 216 00:15:43,788 --> 00:15:45,287 - (VIV LAUGHS) - There we go! 217 00:15:45,289 --> 00:15:47,289 Thank you. Let's go. Follow me, yeah? 218 00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:48,657 OK. 219 00:15:48,659 --> 00:15:51,260 - After you. - Thank you. (CHUCKLES) 220 00:15:51,262 --> 00:15:53,662 You silly boy, you silly boy, Cézanne! 221 00:15:53,664 --> 00:15:55,498 - JASPER: Beautiful dog. - You don't like me anymore? 222 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,066 You don't want to stay with me? 223 00:15:57,068 --> 00:15:58,768 - Thank you very much, yeah? - No worries. 224 00:15:58,770 --> 00:16:02,071 Must have left the gate open and he... he run away. 225 00:16:02,073 --> 00:16:04,174 Did you find new friends? 226 00:16:04,176 --> 00:16:05,942 Do you want to eat something in here, guys? 227 00:16:05,944 --> 00:16:07,209 Do you want a table? 228 00:16:07,211 --> 00:16:08,577 - JASPER: Oh, yeah, sure. - VIV: Sure. 229 00:16:08,579 --> 00:16:09,980 - Yeah, that'd be great! - Follow me, yeah? 230 00:16:09,982 --> 00:16:11,615 - Thank you very much. - Follow me. Let's go. 231 00:16:11,617 --> 00:16:13,117 (CHUCKLES) Thank you! 232 00:16:14,219 --> 00:16:15,821 JASPER: (SIGHS) Ah. 233 00:16:17,856 --> 00:16:20,457 Order anything you want. I will pay for you. OK? 234 00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:22,157 - Oh. Thank you! - Oh, that's so kind of you! 235 00:16:22,159 --> 00:16:23,493 - Thank you very much. - Are you sure? 236 00:16:23,495 --> 00:16:25,095 Anything. Whatever you like. Feel free, OK? 237 00:16:25,097 --> 00:16:27,531 - Oh, brilliant. Thank you. - Thank you so much! 238 00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:30,099 - Cheers. - Cheers! 239 00:16:30,101 --> 00:16:31,737 (LAUGHS) 240 00:17:08,173 --> 00:17:10,174 (CALLS OUT IN CHINESE) 241 00:17:10,176 --> 00:17:12,745 (REPLIES) 242 00:17:38,539 --> 00:17:39,938 (WOMAN SPEAKS CHINESE) 243 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:41,541 Ah. (CHUCKLES) 244 00:17:45,111 --> 00:17:46,480 Oh. 245 00:17:56,155 --> 00:17:57,925 - OK. - (REPLIES IN CHINESE) 246 00:18:11,205 --> 00:18:13,474 (VIDEO GAME PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND) 247 00:18:36,097 --> 00:18:38,498 (BOTH LAUGH) 248 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:41,100 So, how long have you been engaged for? 249 00:18:41,102 --> 00:18:43,903 I have been engaged for a year and a half. 250 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,138 Mm-hm. 251 00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:46,305 We were meant to get married last year, 252 00:18:46,307 --> 00:18:47,840 but we had to postpone the wedding. 253 00:18:47,842 --> 00:18:49,676 So, it'll be some time this year. 254 00:18:49,678 --> 00:18:52,680 - Mm. - What about you? A girlfriend? 255 00:18:52,682 --> 00:18:54,916 Oh, I was seeing someone, but... 256 00:18:56,618 --> 00:18:58,518 ..I just wasn't in the right head space. 257 00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:59,822 Mm-hm. 258 00:19:01,322 --> 00:19:04,525 Did you know that Da Vinci was a staunch vegetarian? 259 00:19:04,527 --> 00:19:06,093 - Really? I didn't know that. - Yeah. 260 00:19:06,095 --> 00:19:08,695 He'd buy caged birds and set them free. 261 00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:12,900 (CHUCKLES) And Picasso had a pet monkey, a pet goat, 262 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:16,904 a turtle and a whole pack of dogs and cats as pets. 263 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,872 And Roman statues, when they were originally built... 264 00:19:18,874 --> 00:19:20,741 - Oh, my God. (LAUGHS) - Right? Get this. 265 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,310 The heads were detachable so they could replace them. 266 00:19:23,312 --> 00:19:24,945 Why have you got those little facts? 267 00:19:24,947 --> 00:19:26,547 Like a little... a fact guy? 268 00:19:26,549 --> 00:19:28,149 That's how I spend my down time. 269 00:19:28,151 --> 00:19:30,117 Just arty... arty animal facts? 270 00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:31,752 - WAITER: How was it? Good? - So beautiful, yeah. 271 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:33,220 - Thank you so much. - Thank you. 272 00:19:33,222 --> 00:19:34,555 Delicious. 273 00:19:34,557 --> 00:19:36,024 I keep saying how beautiful everything is. 274 00:19:36,026 --> 00:19:37,624 It feels disingenuous, doesn't it? 275 00:19:37,626 --> 00:19:39,661 - "Beautiful. Just beautiful." - "Just beautiful." 276 00:19:39,663 --> 00:19:42,429 Is there anything that you're really, really scared of? 277 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,866 Um... 278 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:47,269 Spiders. Heights. 279 00:19:48,638 --> 00:19:50,505 Don't like planes. 280 00:19:50,507 --> 00:19:52,073 Really? 281 00:19:52,075 --> 00:19:54,441 I always see a plane and I'm, like, gobsmacked. 282 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,343 When I see it going through the air, I'm like... 283 00:19:56,345 --> 00:19:58,113 It's true. It's pretty weird to look up and think... 284 00:19:58,115 --> 00:19:59,714 You know I've never been overseas? 285 00:19:59,716 --> 00:20:01,149 - You've never been overseas? - Yeah. 286 00:20:01,151 --> 00:20:02,784 - Really? - Yeah. 287 00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,619 - Really? Never? - Yeah. Never. 288 00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,553 - Wow. - No, I've never been overseas. 289 00:20:06,555 --> 00:20:07,922 How old are you? 290 00:20:07,924 --> 00:20:09,190 27. 291 00:20:09,192 --> 00:20:10,925 - Never been? - Yeah. 292 00:20:10,927 --> 00:20:13,561 What are you afraid of? 293 00:20:13,563 --> 00:20:15,463 I'm, like... I'm afraid of, like, swimming. 294 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,865 Oh, really? You don't like swimming? 295 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,600 I don't like swimming. No. 296 00:20:18,602 --> 00:20:20,904 - Who ARE you? - (BOTH LAUGH) 297 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,739 Have you got siblings? 298 00:20:24,741 --> 00:20:26,142 - No. - Hmm. 299 00:20:26,144 --> 00:20:27,877 What about you? Do you have any siblings? 300 00:20:27,879 --> 00:20:29,577 Yeah, I've got a younger sister. 301 00:20:29,579 --> 00:20:31,379 Yeah, she's two years younger than me. 302 00:20:31,381 --> 00:20:34,116 - Are you guys close? - Yeah, we are. Yeah. 303 00:20:34,118 --> 00:20:35,416 I mean, we have, like, the... 304 00:20:35,418 --> 00:20:37,486 ..you know, sibling stuff that's tricky, 305 00:20:37,488 --> 00:20:39,455 but we're pretty close. 306 00:20:39,457 --> 00:20:41,523 I remember when she was born. 307 00:20:41,525 --> 00:20:44,860 I remember just this intense jealousy and hatred, 308 00:20:44,862 --> 00:20:46,262 - going to the hospital. - (CHUCKLES) 309 00:20:46,264 --> 00:20:47,863 - That's horrible. - That's my earliest memory. 310 00:20:47,865 --> 00:20:49,298 I always think it's strange 311 00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:51,234 when people say, "Oh, I have a brother or sister," 312 00:20:51,236 --> 00:20:53,002 and they're like, "And I hate them," 313 00:20:53,004 --> 00:20:55,037 or, "They're so annoying," or, "We just don't talk." 314 00:20:55,039 --> 00:20:56,437 I think that's a real shame. 315 00:20:56,439 --> 00:20:57,807 - Yeah. - Yeah. 316 00:20:57,809 --> 00:20:59,710 What about school? What were you like at school? 317 00:21:00,878 --> 00:21:02,478 - I was pretty naughty. - Were you? 318 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,547 Yeah. I was a real naughty... 319 00:21:04,549 --> 00:21:07,483 I also stabbed the kid with a pencil once. I don't know why. 320 00:21:07,485 --> 00:21:08,617 What do you mean? 321 00:21:08,619 --> 00:21:10,352 Like, we were just playing, 322 00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:13,156 and, um, I stabbed him, and the lead broke off. 323 00:21:13,158 --> 00:21:15,926 He had two days off and got lead poisoning 324 00:21:15,928 --> 00:21:18,329 'cause I got it in his vein and it snapped off. 325 00:21:19,664 --> 00:21:22,866 God. I thought pencils were made of graphite. 326 00:21:22,868 --> 00:21:24,466 Well, this was back in the day. 327 00:21:24,468 --> 00:21:26,205 (BOTH LAUGH) 328 00:21:28,873 --> 00:21:30,307 Do you know what time it is? 329 00:21:30,309 --> 00:21:31,743 Um... 330 00:21:33,344 --> 00:21:34,878 It's about 9:30. 331 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,513 Do you mind if I borrow your phone quickly? 332 00:21:36,515 --> 00:21:37,747 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 333 00:21:37,749 --> 00:21:39,083 Thank you so much. I'll be one sec. 334 00:21:39,085 --> 00:21:40,686 - Yeah. - Thank you. 335 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,902 (SIGHS) 336 00:21:59,072 --> 00:22:01,138 Hi. It's me. Um... 337 00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:03,241 I'm gonna be on this number if you want to try and call me. 338 00:22:03,243 --> 00:22:04,875 Um... 339 00:22:04,877 --> 00:22:08,079 Everything's fine. I hope... you're OK. 340 00:22:08,081 --> 00:22:09,881 Um... 341 00:22:09,883 --> 00:22:12,585 OK. Love you. Bye. 342 00:22:18,992 --> 00:22:20,457 - Thank you. - You OK? 343 00:22:20,459 --> 00:22:21,861 Yeah. 344 00:22:26,699 --> 00:22:28,066 Want to play a game? 345 00:22:28,068 --> 00:22:30,001 - What? - You want to play a game? 346 00:22:30,003 --> 00:22:31,903 - Alright. (CHUCKLES) - Alright. OK. 347 00:22:31,905 --> 00:22:33,338 You have to be, like, here. 348 00:22:33,340 --> 00:22:35,006 The first thing that comes to your mind, OK? 349 00:22:35,008 --> 00:22:36,341 What? What do you mean? 350 00:22:36,343 --> 00:22:37,742 - You just answer straightaway. - OK. 351 00:22:37,744 --> 00:22:39,111 (QUICKLY) How many dresses do you own? 352 00:22:39,113 --> 00:22:41,145 - Si... thirty-five. - (LAUGHS) 35 dresses is a lot! 353 00:22:41,147 --> 00:22:42,914 Alright. Now you ask me. 354 00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:44,515 (CHUCKLES) Um... 355 00:22:44,517 --> 00:22:45,984 How many drinks have you had? 356 00:22:45,986 --> 00:22:48,387 - 27. - (BOTH LAUGH) 357 00:22:48,389 --> 00:22:50,155 How many times has that guy blinked at you? 358 00:22:50,157 --> 00:22:52,024 - 14! - He's blinked at you 14 times! 359 00:22:52,026 --> 00:22:53,524 (BOTH LAUGH) 360 00:22:53,526 --> 00:22:55,327 How many times has that lady over there given you the eye? 361 00:22:55,329 --> 00:22:56,727 She's given it to me many times! 362 00:22:56,729 --> 00:22:58,365 (BOTH LAUGH) 363 00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,266 - I'm gonna have to ask you... - How old are you? 364 00:23:01,268 --> 00:23:02,768 ..for a specific number. 49! (LAUGHS) 365 00:23:02,770 --> 00:23:04,103 49! (LAUGHS) Very good. 366 00:23:04,105 --> 00:23:05,636 - You look great. - How old are you? 367 00:23:05,638 --> 00:23:07,039 - 26. - (LAUGHS) 368 00:23:07,041 --> 00:23:08,539 Which is a year younger than what I said. 369 00:23:08,541 --> 00:23:09,808 That's good. That's closer. 370 00:23:09,810 --> 00:23:11,510 Mm. 371 00:23:11,512 --> 00:23:12,945 How old do you think the world is? 372 00:23:12,947 --> 00:23:14,680 - 14. - (LAUGHS) 373 00:23:14,682 --> 00:23:16,149 And how many stars are in the universe? 374 00:23:16,151 --> 00:23:17,716 - 12. - (LAUGHS) 12? 375 00:23:17,718 --> 00:23:19,486 (BOTH LAUGH) 376 00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:29,761 I know everything I need to know. 377 00:23:29,763 --> 00:23:31,797 Yeah. How many stars were in the universe? 378 00:23:31,799 --> 00:23:33,699 - 14. (LAUGHS) - 14. 379 00:23:33,701 --> 00:23:35,203 Wow. Small world, isn't it? 380 00:23:36,371 --> 00:23:37,872 What are you gonna do now? 381 00:23:39,074 --> 00:23:41,006 I think we should keep drinking, to be honest. 382 00:23:41,008 --> 00:23:42,408 (LAUGHS) I think we should! 383 00:23:42,410 --> 00:23:44,879 (LAUGHS) 384 00:23:50,386 --> 00:23:52,121 (JASPER WHISTLES) 385 00:23:55,090 --> 00:23:56,523 (CHUCKLES) 386 00:23:59,828 --> 00:24:01,728 - VIV: Race you to the end. - Yeah? 387 00:24:01,730 --> 00:24:03,763 But you've got to give me a three-second head start. 388 00:24:03,765 --> 00:24:05,066 OK. 389 00:24:06,568 --> 00:24:07,800 You can't...! 390 00:24:07,802 --> 00:24:09,470 - Ooh! Ow, ow, ow! - What? 391 00:24:09,472 --> 00:24:11,040 - Just kidding! (LAUGHS) - Oh, oh! 392 00:24:12,341 --> 00:24:14,708 Ooh! No, shit, seriously, this time it's... 393 00:24:14,710 --> 00:24:16,512 (LAUGHS) 394 00:24:30,825 --> 00:24:33,661 JASPER: Wow! Look how red that leaf is! 395 00:24:36,732 --> 00:24:38,667 - This is amazing! - What is that? 396 00:24:40,568 --> 00:24:42,171 Is that berries? 397 00:24:43,939 --> 00:24:46,410 Wow. That's so cool. 398 00:24:47,610 --> 00:24:49,110 JASPER: It's like coral. 399 00:24:49,112 --> 00:24:51,114 Half the tree's green and half of it's red. 400 00:24:52,249 --> 00:24:54,683 VIV: It's a Christmas tree! (LAUGHS) 401 00:25:02,993 --> 00:25:06,560 Do I get anything if I get up, like, super-high? 402 00:25:06,562 --> 00:25:09,264 Yes. You get a special surprise. 403 00:25:09,266 --> 00:25:11,032 - VIV: OK. - JASPER: Alright. 404 00:25:11,034 --> 00:25:12,901 VIV: Maybe you need to take your socks off as well. 405 00:25:12,903 --> 00:25:15,070 JASPER: No, I feel like the socks will give me traction. 406 00:25:15,072 --> 00:25:17,037 VIV: Do you? 407 00:25:17,039 --> 00:25:18,672 - (LAUGHS) - (LAUGHS) They are! 408 00:25:18,674 --> 00:25:20,909 - They are! They really are! - Oh, my God! 409 00:25:20,911 --> 00:25:22,545 (LAUGHS) 410 00:25:22,547 --> 00:25:25,113 They really are actually giving me traction! 411 00:25:25,115 --> 00:25:28,084 They're really giving me a lot of traction! (LAUGHS) 412 00:25:28,086 --> 00:25:30,752 They're giving me super traction! 413 00:25:30,754 --> 00:25:33,390 Super-duper... (LAUGHS) 414 00:25:34,958 --> 00:25:36,791 What do I get? 415 00:25:36,793 --> 00:25:38,160 (LAUGHS) I mean... 416 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:39,562 What do I get?! (LAUGHS) 417 00:25:39,564 --> 00:25:41,196 VIV: (LAUGHS) It's so good! 418 00:25:41,198 --> 00:25:43,965 This is how the human evolves. 419 00:25:43,967 --> 00:25:46,868 (VIV CONTINUES LAUGHING) 420 00:25:46,870 --> 00:25:48,703 Oh, that was so good! (LAUGHS) 421 00:25:48,705 --> 00:25:50,308 JASPER: I was not expecting that. 422 00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:07,492 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 423 00:26:08,625 --> 00:26:10,392 VIV: OK, if you could go anywhere in the world, 424 00:26:10,394 --> 00:26:11,694 where would you go? 425 00:26:11,696 --> 00:26:12,962 (JASPER INHALES) 426 00:26:12,964 --> 00:26:14,964 Weifang, Shandong, in China. 427 00:26:14,966 --> 00:26:16,433 For the International Kite Festival. 428 00:26:16,435 --> 00:26:17,967 - Really? - (CHUCKLES) 429 00:26:17,969 --> 00:26:19,969 Oh, I just read about it this morning. (LAUGHS) 430 00:26:19,971 --> 00:26:22,073 OK, well, where would you really go? 431 00:26:23,107 --> 00:26:25,041 I would go to the Galápagos Islands. 432 00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:26,343 How come? 433 00:26:26,345 --> 00:26:28,111 I saw a David Attenborough documentary 434 00:26:28,113 --> 00:26:29,947 and it just looks untouched. 435 00:26:31,115 --> 00:26:33,350 What about you? Where would you go? 436 00:26:33,352 --> 00:26:36,153 I would go to Iceland. 437 00:26:36,155 --> 00:26:37,921 - Iceland? - Mm-hm. 438 00:26:37,923 --> 00:26:39,089 Alright. 439 00:26:39,091 --> 00:26:40,723 Is that where the lights are? 440 00:26:40,725 --> 00:26:42,091 - The northern lights? - Yeah. 441 00:26:42,093 --> 00:26:43,228 - Yeah. - Cool. 442 00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:45,862 VIV: I mean, I just really want that. 443 00:26:45,864 --> 00:26:47,864 I bet that would just be so good. 444 00:26:47,866 --> 00:26:50,133 Yeah. 445 00:26:50,135 --> 00:26:51,868 - I did qigong once. - Qigong? 446 00:26:51,870 --> 00:26:53,671 Yeah. And you go like this. 447 00:26:55,706 --> 00:26:57,575 Can't really remember. But it was something like that. 448 00:26:57,577 --> 00:26:59,077 (EXHALES) 449 00:27:00,712 --> 00:27:02,313 - Can't remember anything else. - Well, show me. 450 00:27:02,315 --> 00:27:04,017 But it definitely started with this. 451 00:27:10,290 --> 00:27:11,591 (JASPER LAUGHS) 452 00:27:20,233 --> 00:27:21,767 (CROSSING SIGNAL BLEEPS) 453 00:27:31,843 --> 00:27:33,311 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 454 00:27:33,313 --> 00:27:36,113 - After you. - Thank you very much. 455 00:27:36,115 --> 00:27:37,748 I just think... Don't you think that phobias... 456 00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:39,150 Phobias are irrational fears, 457 00:27:39,152 --> 00:27:40,750 and you keep telling me your phobias, 458 00:27:40,752 --> 00:27:42,954 and it's, like, drowning or being shot. 459 00:27:42,956 --> 00:27:44,722 - Or getting diabetes... - I never said getting shot. 460 00:27:44,724 --> 00:27:46,692 - I said getting hit by a car. - Completely rational fears. 461 00:27:46,694 --> 00:27:48,025 BOTH: Thank you. 462 00:27:48,027 --> 00:27:51,762 So, um, have you, um... Do you have a... a dress? 463 00:27:51,764 --> 00:27:53,364 Do I have a dress or an address? 464 00:27:53,366 --> 00:27:54,732 No, a dress. For your... 465 00:27:54,734 --> 00:27:56,602 - Oh, for my wedding. - ..your big, um... 466 00:27:56,604 --> 00:27:58,069 - No, I don't have a dress. - You don't? 467 00:27:58,071 --> 00:27:59,571 I didn't get a dress. 468 00:27:59,573 --> 00:28:01,173 I didn't get a dress the last time around, 469 00:28:01,175 --> 00:28:03,008 and I haven't thought about a dress this time around. 470 00:28:03,010 --> 00:28:04,442 Has it been chaos... 471 00:28:04,444 --> 00:28:07,111 ..or has someone else kind of hijacked it for you? 472 00:28:07,113 --> 00:28:09,314 No, it's just been us. I mean, it's just us. 473 00:28:09,316 --> 00:28:11,516 My family's not there, his family doesn't live in London. 474 00:28:11,518 --> 00:28:13,118 - So, it's just been us. - Nice. 475 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,654 Us getting in a stew about it. 476 00:28:14,656 --> 00:28:16,121 Right. 477 00:28:16,123 --> 00:28:17,788 You know, it was gonna be this big thing before, 478 00:28:17,790 --> 00:28:19,291 with all the families. 479 00:28:19,293 --> 00:28:21,226 It was, like, he wanted his grandparents there 480 00:28:21,228 --> 00:28:22,928 and they wanted to have this big thing... 481 00:28:22,930 --> 00:28:24,997 - You should elope. - ..like, this big thing... 482 00:28:24,999 --> 00:28:27,132 (SIGHS) Yeah. I don't know. 483 00:28:27,134 --> 00:28:30,135 I know... I know it's a big question - are you happy? 484 00:28:30,137 --> 00:28:31,570 - Am I happy? - Yeah. 485 00:28:31,572 --> 00:28:33,272 - Yeah, I'm happy. - Yeah? 486 00:28:33,274 --> 00:28:35,073 - Are you happy? - I'm happy. I'm OK. Yeah. 487 00:28:35,075 --> 00:28:37,479 - (CHUCKLES) - I'm happy. Yeah. 488 00:28:40,547 --> 00:28:42,848 (DISHES CLATTER QUIETLY) 489 00:28:42,850 --> 00:28:45,152 (DISHWATER SLOSHES) 490 00:29:08,810 --> 00:29:11,079 (PUTS DOWN PLATE) 491 00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:57,925 VIV: So, are you from Sydney originally? 492 00:29:57,927 --> 00:29:59,293 JASPER: Not originally, no, 493 00:29:59,295 --> 00:30:01,696 but I just moved back in the last two months. 494 00:30:01,698 --> 00:30:02,930 - Oh, great. - Yeah. 495 00:30:02,932 --> 00:30:04,298 Where were you before that? 496 00:30:04,300 --> 00:30:07,000 Uh... I moved in with my mum for the last year, 497 00:30:07,002 --> 00:30:08,969 just because I wasn't doing too good. 498 00:30:08,971 --> 00:30:10,472 - Mm-hm. - Mm. 499 00:30:10,474 --> 00:30:12,275 How was it living with your mum for a year? 500 00:30:13,443 --> 00:30:16,977 Look, I love her, but it was... a nightmare. 501 00:30:16,979 --> 00:30:18,412 (LAUGHS) I can imagine! 502 00:30:18,414 --> 00:30:20,013 I just spent two weeks with my family. 503 00:30:20,015 --> 00:30:21,716 - They drove me fucking crazy! - (LAUGHS) Yeah. 504 00:30:21,718 --> 00:30:23,218 JASPER: ..really quite, uh... quite cute. 505 00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:24,352 MAN: Good evening. 506 00:30:24,354 --> 00:30:25,720 - (CHUCKLES) - What did he say? 507 00:30:25,722 --> 00:30:27,155 - I don't know. (LAUGHS) - (PHONE RINGS) 508 00:30:27,157 --> 00:30:29,724 We're just having a random conversation with a stranger. 509 00:30:29,726 --> 00:30:31,994 - (LAUGHS) - We're good at that. (LAUGHS) 510 00:30:33,930 --> 00:30:35,800 Hello? (CHUCKLES) 511 00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:38,734 Oh. Yeah, yeah. Um... yeah, she's here. 512 00:30:38,736 --> 00:30:40,034 I'll pop her on. 513 00:30:40,036 --> 00:30:41,236 No worries. Bye. 514 00:30:41,238 --> 00:30:42,771 Thank you. 515 00:30:42,773 --> 00:30:44,174 Hello! 516 00:30:47,077 --> 00:30:48,644 Hi. 517 00:30:48,646 --> 00:30:50,214 Yeah, did you get my message? 518 00:30:52,215 --> 00:30:54,916 Yeah, no, um... well, I smashed my phone. 519 00:30:54,918 --> 00:30:56,521 It's... 520 00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:02,960 (CHUCKLES) No, I-I'm coming back tomorrow. 521 00:31:08,399 --> 00:31:10,334 No, I want to come back, Henry. 522 00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:15,373 No, I want to come back. 523 00:31:19,009 --> 00:31:20,476 Yeah. 524 00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:22,079 No, it's fine. 525 00:31:23,414 --> 00:31:25,281 OK. Yep. 526 00:31:25,283 --> 00:31:26,718 Bye. 527 00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:32,990 Thank you. 528 00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:38,197 You OK? 529 00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:41,730 What, um, time is your flight tomorrow? 530 00:31:41,732 --> 00:31:43,769 Um... 11:35. 531 00:31:45,002 --> 00:31:47,806 - Am I holding you up? - No. It's, um... 532 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:51,809 No, it's fine. It's fine. 533 00:31:51,811 --> 00:31:54,045 - It's fine. Sorry. (CHUCKLES) - It's OK. 534 00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:56,715 What were you saying? 535 00:31:58,417 --> 00:31:59,919 - Huh? - (LAUGHS) 536 00:32:02,655 --> 00:32:04,654 What do you think about that? 537 00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:06,790 (JASPER BREATHES DEEPLY) 538 00:32:06,792 --> 00:32:09,659 Well, as my mother would say, it's... interesting. 539 00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:10,928 (VIV CHUCKLES) 540 00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:12,329 Do you know what they called it, though? 541 00:32:12,331 --> 00:32:13,731 What? 542 00:32:13,733 --> 00:32:15,935 - Poo on Sticks. - (LAUGHS) 543 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:22,138 If art's the only thing that remains in any civilisation, 544 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:23,741 what are people gonna think about us 545 00:32:23,743 --> 00:32:25,243 in a thousand years' time? 546 00:32:25,245 --> 00:32:27,012 (BOTH LAUGH) 547 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,482 Poo Sticks. (CHUCKLES) 548 00:32:32,752 --> 00:32:34,719 - Hello, yellow! - JASPER: What's that? 549 00:32:34,721 --> 00:32:36,287 - Are you Aussie? - Yeah. 550 00:32:36,289 --> 00:32:38,489 Then I say, "Come on, Aussie, come on!" 551 00:32:38,491 --> 00:32:40,090 ♪ Come on, Aussie... Where are you from? 552 00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:41,491 - Are you Aussie? - Where are you from? 553 00:32:41,493 --> 00:32:44,328 - Oh! Are you asking me? - Yeah. 554 00:32:44,330 --> 00:32:45,796 You tell me. 555 00:32:45,798 --> 00:32:47,098 I don't know. 556 00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:48,934 No. You don't know where I come from. 557 00:32:48,936 --> 00:32:50,134 You tell me. 558 00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:51,603 I think you come from around here. 559 00:32:51,605 --> 00:32:52,837 I know you Aussie, Aussie. 560 00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:54,170 VIV: I'm not. 561 00:32:54,172 --> 00:32:56,040 She's a New Zealander. 562 00:32:56,042 --> 00:32:58,409 Ka mate, ka mate! Ka ora! 563 00:32:58,411 --> 00:33:00,077 - (JASPER LAUGHS) - There we go! 564 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:01,813 Here we go! (LAUGHS) 565 00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:03,080 How are you, brother? 566 00:33:03,082 --> 00:33:04,315 How are you? What's your name? 567 00:33:04,317 --> 00:33:06,417 Oh, it's alright. John Leonard. 568 00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:08,085 - John Lennon? - No, Leonard. 569 00:33:08,087 --> 00:33:09,420 - Leonard? - VIV: Ah, Leonard? 570 00:33:09,422 --> 00:33:10,622 Yeah. No, John LEONARD. 571 00:33:10,624 --> 00:33:12,123 JASPER AND VIV: John Leonard. 572 00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:13,659 VIV: I thought you said John Lennon for a second. 573 00:33:13,661 --> 00:33:15,494 No, no, no, no. I wish! 574 00:33:15,496 --> 00:33:17,295 (ALL LAUGH) 575 00:33:17,297 --> 00:33:18,933 Yeah, brother! 576 00:33:19,967 --> 00:33:21,833 Oh, so, you're...'ka mate'... 577 00:33:21,835 --> 00:33:23,168 I am. 578 00:33:23,170 --> 00:33:25,170 - Where are you from? - I'm from here. 579 00:33:25,172 --> 00:33:26,940 - "Oi, oi, oi"? - Yeah. 580 00:33:26,942 --> 00:33:28,574 "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, oi, oi, oi!" 581 00:33:28,576 --> 00:33:29,977 Where are you from? 582 00:33:31,077 --> 00:33:32,479 Pick it out. 583 00:33:33,814 --> 00:33:35,382 - Huh? - Work it out. 584 00:33:36,517 --> 00:33:38,517 You're from... you're from... 585 00:33:38,519 --> 00:33:40,752 Yeah! Yeah, up there, hey, man? 586 00:33:40,754 --> 00:33:42,119 - (VIV LAUGHS) - You're from... 587 00:33:42,121 --> 00:33:43,522 - Wait, no, no, no, this... - (JOHN CACKLES) 588 00:33:43,524 --> 00:33:44,924 No, I'm pointing at that one! 589 00:33:44,926 --> 00:33:46,558 You said this one, I meant that one over there! 590 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,126 (ALL LAUGH) 591 00:33:48,128 --> 00:33:49,963 - I like you! - Thank you very much. 592 00:33:49,965 --> 00:33:51,698 - (VIV LAUGHS) - Yeah, OK. 593 00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:53,799 Hey? What? 594 00:33:53,801 --> 00:33:55,802 Ummmmm... 595 00:33:55,804 --> 00:33:57,737 - "Oi, oi, oi"? - ..mmmmmm... 596 00:33:57,739 --> 00:34:00,373 - Mmmmmmmm... - ..mmmmmmmm... 597 00:34:00,375 --> 00:34:03,142 - Ummmmmmmm... - Mmmmmmmmmmmm... 598 00:34:03,144 --> 00:34:06,111 - (VIV LAUGHS) - ..mmmmmmm... 599 00:34:06,113 --> 00:34:08,581 (ALL LAUGH) 600 00:34:08,583 --> 00:34:10,483 I love you guys! 601 00:34:10,485 --> 00:34:13,319 (CACKLES) 602 00:34:13,321 --> 00:34:16,055 - (LAUGHS) Bye! - Wow. He's amazing. 603 00:34:16,057 --> 00:34:17,890 (BOTH LAUGH) 604 00:34:17,892 --> 00:34:19,859 Oh, my goodness! 605 00:34:19,861 --> 00:34:21,894 (DANCE MUSIC THUMPS IN CLUB NEARBY) 606 00:34:21,896 --> 00:34:23,563 VIV: ♪ De de de de... 607 00:34:23,565 --> 00:34:25,601 (MAN SHOUTS NEARBY) 608 00:34:29,136 --> 00:34:30,772 (VIV SIGHS) 609 00:34:39,515 --> 00:34:40,680 Hey, hey! 610 00:34:40,682 --> 00:34:42,181 - What...?! - Hey! Hey, hey, hey! 611 00:34:42,183 --> 00:34:44,020 Oi! Oi! 612 00:34:50,093 --> 00:34:51,725 - (THUMP!) - Fuck! 613 00:34:51,727 --> 00:34:53,161 JASPER: Oh! 614 00:34:54,130 --> 00:34:55,596 Oh, man! 615 00:34:55,598 --> 00:34:58,164 - Thank you so much! - Oh! Oh! 616 00:34:58,166 --> 00:34:59,935 - Thank you so much. - I think he got away. 617 00:35:01,370 --> 00:35:03,006 Oh. (PANTS) 618 00:35:05,141 --> 00:35:07,043 - Thank you. - Thank you. Thank you. 619 00:35:07,977 --> 00:35:09,077 Thank you so much. 620 00:35:09,079 --> 00:35:10,477 That scared the shit out of me. 621 00:35:10,479 --> 00:35:12,346 - Are you alright? - Yeah. Yeah. 622 00:35:12,348 --> 00:35:13,982 My passport's in this bag. 623 00:35:13,984 --> 00:35:16,517 - (SIGHS) - Fuck. 624 00:35:16,519 --> 00:35:18,419 (EXHALES HARD) 625 00:35:18,421 --> 00:35:21,655 - (LAUGHS) - Oh, my God. 626 00:35:21,657 --> 00:35:23,758 - Ohh! Ohh! - (CHUCKLES) 627 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,527 - Let's get a drink, eh? - Yeah. 628 00:35:25,529 --> 00:35:27,930 Ohh! (SIGHS) 629 00:35:31,267 --> 00:35:33,300 VIV: Why would you go to the gym at this time of night? 630 00:35:33,302 --> 00:35:34,969 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 631 00:35:34,971 --> 00:35:38,009 - VIV: Real commitment. - JASPER: Humans are strange. 632 00:35:43,345 --> 00:35:45,348 (MOTORCYCLES RUMBLE) 633 00:35:51,321 --> 00:35:53,287 (POLICE SIREN BLEEPS) 634 00:35:53,289 --> 00:35:55,690 What happened to the sign? 635 00:35:55,692 --> 00:35:57,927 JASPER: Hmm. (CHUCKLES) 636 00:35:57,929 --> 00:35:59,694 It's not the best advertisement, is it? 637 00:35:59,696 --> 00:36:01,733 - (LAUGHS) No. - (CHUCKLES) 638 00:36:09,107 --> 00:36:10,808 - I like it up here. - Mm. 639 00:36:15,847 --> 00:36:18,680 I spent a lot of time on rooftop bars with my ex. 640 00:36:18,682 --> 00:36:20,649 She... loved them. 641 00:36:20,651 --> 00:36:23,588 - Really? - Yeah. We used to come a lot. 642 00:36:25,056 --> 00:36:27,692 She loved having a different perspective on life. 643 00:36:30,327 --> 00:36:33,562 It was funny, she used to carry this old Leica 644 00:36:33,564 --> 00:36:38,536 and would take really obscure pictures just from above. 645 00:36:39,504 --> 00:36:41,439 - Mm. - She sounds great. 646 00:37:48,107 --> 00:37:49,509 OK. 647 00:38:09,762 --> 00:38:11,497 (CLOSES WARDROBE) 648 00:38:14,367 --> 00:38:16,169 (JACKHAMMER RATTLES NOISILY) 649 00:38:51,472 --> 00:38:53,307 (JASPER LAUGHS) 650 00:38:54,508 --> 00:38:55,707 MAN: Hey, guys. How you going? 651 00:38:55,709 --> 00:38:57,042 - Good. - I'm Miles. 652 00:38:57,044 --> 00:38:58,644 - Hi. I'm Jasper. - What's your name? Jasper. 653 00:38:58,646 --> 00:38:59,946 - And...? - Viv. 654 00:38:59,948 --> 00:39:01,446 - Viv. How you going? - Hi. How's it going? 655 00:39:01,448 --> 00:39:03,049 Yeah, good. Do you guys reckon God exists? 656 00:39:03,051 --> 00:39:04,583 - Um... - What do you think? 657 00:39:04,585 --> 00:39:07,586 Yeah, I think he exists. Jesus Christ, he is your answer. 658 00:39:07,588 --> 00:39:09,688 Changed my life. Hopefully, it'll change yours too. 659 00:39:09,690 --> 00:39:11,124 - Grab that. - Thank you. 660 00:39:11,126 --> 00:39:12,926 Grab that. Please just read it. 661 00:39:12,928 --> 00:39:15,461 It's just basically talking about how God is love. 662 00:39:15,463 --> 00:39:17,729 You know? And... love exists. 663 00:39:17,731 --> 00:39:19,365 You guys seem like a nice couple. 664 00:39:19,367 --> 00:39:21,000 - You guys seem in love. - (JASPER AND VIV LAUGH) 665 00:39:21,002 --> 00:39:22,468 - Thank you. - Have a great one. God bless. 666 00:39:22,470 --> 00:39:23,872 - Thank you. - Thanks. Bye. 667 00:39:26,608 --> 00:39:27,976 Oh, shit! 668 00:39:45,961 --> 00:39:48,331 Hey, how you going? (CHUCKLES) 669 00:39:53,068 --> 00:39:54,569 (JASPER LAUGHS) 670 00:40:06,282 --> 00:40:07,984 (JASPER CHUCKLES) 671 00:40:09,484 --> 00:40:11,220 (DOORBELL CHIMES) 672 00:40:13,489 --> 00:40:14,888 - Hi, guys. - JASPER: Hello. 673 00:40:14,890 --> 00:40:16,423 - VIV: Hi. How's it going? - Hi. How are you? 674 00:40:16,425 --> 00:40:17,791 - VIV: Hi. - Off-tap. 675 00:40:17,793 --> 00:40:18,926 Camp. 676 00:40:18,928 --> 00:40:20,494 (CHUCKLES) 677 00:40:20,496 --> 00:40:21,929 Are you looking for anything in particular, or just...? 678 00:40:21,931 --> 00:40:23,298 - Um, no, just having a look. - Alright. 679 00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:24,765 - Yeah. Thank you. - Need a hand, give me a call. 680 00:40:24,767 --> 00:40:26,067 - OK. Thank you. - Thanks. 681 00:40:26,069 --> 00:40:28,969 But couples - look at this. Wet & Wild. 682 00:40:28,971 --> 00:40:30,537 JASPER: Oh, my goodness. That's so... 683 00:40:30,539 --> 00:40:33,375 It's out there. It's out there. 684 00:40:33,377 --> 00:40:35,176 There we go. This is the We-Vibe. 685 00:40:35,178 --> 00:40:37,012 - Show them the We-Vibe. - (VIBRATOR BUZZES) 686 00:40:37,014 --> 00:40:39,780 This can go inside your vagina, this side, the flat side. 687 00:40:39,782 --> 00:40:42,082 - JASPER: Uh-huh. - It's on the... on the outside. 688 00:40:42,084 --> 00:40:43,550 And then he can come in behind it. 689 00:40:43,552 --> 00:40:45,820 - What it is is two motors... - Have a feel, darling. 690 00:40:45,822 --> 00:40:47,722 - ..wireless remote control. - You play with... 691 00:40:47,724 --> 00:40:50,992 It goes into the lady like a Muppet, yeah? 692 00:40:50,994 --> 00:40:52,559 (LAUGHS) 693 00:40:52,561 --> 00:40:54,429 And your ding-a-ling is going underneath while it's worn. 694 00:40:54,431 --> 00:40:57,332 So, it's virtually a built-in vibrating cock ring. 695 00:40:57,334 --> 00:40:59,368 - It's all about togetherness! - Have a go on that. 696 00:40:59,370 --> 00:41:01,170 And she could be in the bank at the counter 697 00:41:01,172 --> 00:41:02,604 and you could be in the car. 698 00:41:02,606 --> 00:41:04,571 - "Zzhhh! Zzhhh!" - JASPER: And it's all...? 699 00:41:04,573 --> 00:41:06,608 - It's worn inside... - That's really doing it. 700 00:41:06,610 --> 00:41:08,009 ..while you're fucking. 701 00:41:08,011 --> 00:41:09,811 - So, think this would be... - Excuse the French. 702 00:41:09,813 --> 00:41:11,380 (BOTH LAUGH) 703 00:41:11,382 --> 00:41:13,282 - VIV: Wow. There's an app. - The We-Vibe is pretty cool. 704 00:41:13,284 --> 00:41:14,616 - Whoa! - (VIBRATOR RATTLES) 705 00:41:14,618 --> 00:41:15,850 Can't turn it off. (CHUCKLES) 706 00:41:15,852 --> 00:41:17,886 Meet... your new best friend. 707 00:41:17,888 --> 00:41:20,222 Two drops on your friend's jim-jam 708 00:41:20,224 --> 00:41:22,824 makes it hypersensitive insanity. 709 00:41:22,826 --> 00:41:25,861 I've used it on the front line, sir. It works. 710 00:41:25,863 --> 00:41:27,163 - Watermelon mouth... - Seen the rabbit? 711 00:41:27,165 --> 00:41:28,497 - VIV: No. - Sex and the City! 712 00:41:28,499 --> 00:41:29,697 The girl in Sex and the City. 713 00:41:29,699 --> 00:41:31,033 All these ladies know about the rabbit! 714 00:41:31,035 --> 00:41:32,435 - It's the famous rabbit. - THE rabbit! 715 00:41:32,437 --> 00:41:34,503 So, I think Susan or Samantha - the slut... 716 00:41:34,505 --> 00:41:35,938 - Samantha! - ..brought it to the table. 717 00:41:35,940 --> 00:41:38,607 - (GASPS) The slut! - Pfft. Yeah, yeah, darls. 718 00:41:38,609 --> 00:41:39,841 I'll put some batteries in and... 719 00:41:39,843 --> 00:41:41,177 What are the little, um, pearls inside? 720 00:41:41,179 --> 00:41:42,545 - Oh! - Ooh! 721 00:41:42,547 --> 00:41:43,611 You're in for a REAL treat. 722 00:41:43,613 --> 00:41:45,014 I'm putting the batteries in, darls. 723 00:41:45,016 --> 00:41:46,450 (VIV LAUGHS) 724 00:41:46,452 --> 00:41:47,950 Oh, yeah, that's got aphrodisiacs in that too. 725 00:41:47,952 --> 00:41:49,352 It's olive oil, so you can use it as lube, 726 00:41:49,354 --> 00:41:50,653 but it's no good for condoms. 727 00:41:50,655 --> 00:41:52,788 - (DOORBELL CHIMES) - The famous rabbit. This is... 728 00:41:52,790 --> 00:41:54,690 - (RABBIT WHIRRS) - Hang on. Yes. 729 00:41:54,692 --> 00:41:57,593 - Check... You've got a few. - Oh, love! 730 00:41:57,595 --> 00:41:59,662 Imagine that inside you, darls! Ooh-la-la! 731 00:41:59,664 --> 00:42:01,531 - (VIV LAUGHS) - Here, feel... feel that bit. 732 00:42:01,533 --> 00:42:03,033 They reckon the most sensitive bit... 733 00:42:03,035 --> 00:42:04,333 You too if you want it, honey! 734 00:42:04,335 --> 00:42:06,902 ..on a lady, bar her little jim-jam... 735 00:42:06,904 --> 00:42:08,105 Get it going, love! 736 00:42:08,107 --> 00:42:09,772 I got into trouble for saying "clitoris"... 737 00:42:09,774 --> 00:42:11,174 - Pump it up! - ..to these lesbian dudes, 738 00:42:11,176 --> 00:42:14,778 so now I say "jim-jam", "jelly bean", "pearl"... 739 00:42:14,780 --> 00:42:16,212 - It can go in the bath. - Just feel that. 740 00:42:16,214 --> 00:42:17,646 - Really? It's waterproof? - Mm. 741 00:42:17,648 --> 00:42:20,484 But the tip of your nose is hypersensitive... 742 00:42:20,486 --> 00:42:22,752 - Ooh-la-la! - Oh! (LAUGHS) 743 00:42:22,754 --> 00:42:24,555 - It's out there, but, yeah. - Is that, um... 744 00:42:24,557 --> 00:42:26,290 - A few functions there. - How out there is it, darls? 745 00:42:26,292 --> 00:42:28,024 - Wow. - Can he use it too? 746 00:42:28,026 --> 00:42:30,093 - Hi, guys. How are you? - Thanks. 747 00:42:30,095 --> 00:42:32,597 - Well, of course he can. - Hi, darling. How are you? 748 00:42:32,599 --> 00:42:34,898 Hi, darling. How aren't you? 749 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:36,334 But I'm saying, the jim-jam... 750 00:42:36,336 --> 00:42:38,835 ..the comparison, most sensitive part in one's body 751 00:42:38,837 --> 00:42:40,170 is the tip of your nose, so... 752 00:42:40,172 --> 00:42:42,105 - Everybody? - Yeah, wow. 753 00:42:42,107 --> 00:42:43,574 The We... Tango. 754 00:42:43,576 --> 00:42:46,577 - Look out. He loves the Tango. - I love it. Look. 755 00:42:46,579 --> 00:42:48,012 - Feel it slip in. Ooh! - Whoa! 756 00:42:48,014 --> 00:42:49,780 - Just leave it on your palm... - JASPER: It's like a fish. 757 00:42:49,782 --> 00:42:51,249 - He loves the Tango. - Arggh! 758 00:42:51,251 --> 00:42:53,083 Yeah! You throw that up your clacker. I'd be too scared to. 759 00:42:53,085 --> 00:42:54,751 - Might never get it out! - (JASPER AND VIV LAUGH) 760 00:42:54,753 --> 00:42:56,820 You've got so many functions. Keep pressing the bottom of it. 761 00:42:56,822 --> 00:42:58,189 It's got that one where it goes... 762 00:42:58,191 --> 00:42:59,924 It's a powerhouse. You've got a one-year warranty. 763 00:42:59,926 --> 00:43:01,392 That's the We-Vibe's little brother. 764 00:43:01,394 --> 00:43:03,127 JASPER: Hard to keep a hold of, that little guy. 765 00:43:03,129 --> 00:43:04,928 It's hard to keep in too, darls. 766 00:43:04,930 --> 00:43:06,663 Just jumps and jumps and jumps! 767 00:43:06,665 --> 00:43:08,900 You know, it's for a couple, love, so they have a game. 768 00:43:08,902 --> 00:43:11,702 - It's got... a lot of... - (LAUGHS) We're not a couple. 769 00:43:11,704 --> 00:43:13,272 Not a couple? But, well, you know, you could be. 770 00:43:13,274 --> 00:43:14,772 - (VIBRATOR CLATTERS) - Whoa! 771 00:43:14,774 --> 00:43:17,375 And it's all rechargeable too, love. See what I mean? 772 00:43:17,377 --> 00:43:20,044 Imagine two of them in me, love! Ohhh, love! I'd be... 773 00:43:20,046 --> 00:43:22,046 - (VIV CACKLES) - I was like that before! 774 00:43:22,048 --> 00:43:24,383 Oh, it's camp, love! Ding! 775 00:43:24,385 --> 00:43:26,318 You know... you know, we know you're not together, 776 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,085 but even friends can be naughty, yeah? 777 00:43:28,087 --> 00:43:29,588 - (VIV LAUGHS) - JASPER: Right. 778 00:43:29,590 --> 00:43:31,456 - Can't they? I don't know. - They have to be. 779 00:43:31,458 --> 00:43:34,293 What are friends for? You've got to learn with your friends. 780 00:43:34,295 --> 00:43:36,395 Can I ask, what, um... what's with the... the blue? 781 00:43:36,397 --> 00:43:38,230 Oh. I have Irlen syndrome. 782 00:43:38,232 --> 00:43:41,098 Rhymes with 'Merlin', the magician, but with an I. 783 00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:44,236 It's from being under these lights for a decade. 784 00:43:44,238 --> 00:43:47,539 One of the trade-offs of being a front-line, uh... 785 00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:49,808 ..humble porn-peddler, love-preacher 786 00:43:49,810 --> 00:43:51,610 in a crazy, twisted world. 787 00:43:51,612 --> 00:43:52,910 (ALL LAUGH) 788 00:43:52,912 --> 00:43:54,146 Someone's got to be out there, 789 00:43:54,148 --> 00:43:56,114 a beacon of light for 'friends'... 790 00:43:56,116 --> 00:43:57,816 - Yeah, right. - ..and lovers alike! 791 00:43:57,818 --> 00:43:59,384 Yeah, we're saving marriages down here! 792 00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:01,354 - Look at that. - Whoa! He's got... 793 00:44:01,356 --> 00:44:03,356 - That's sex on the rocks! - (VIV LAUGHS) 794 00:44:03,358 --> 00:44:05,991 You will definitely get an orgasm with one of these three. 795 00:44:05,993 --> 00:44:07,594 But he's outrageous. 796 00:44:07,596 --> 00:44:10,095 - Kink, baby! Ooh-la-la! - Ooh! Oh, oh! Whoa! 797 00:44:10,097 --> 00:44:12,831 You want to try it, darls? You try it. Give him a smack. 798 00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:14,701 Ooh! He's probably been real naughty. 799 00:44:14,703 --> 00:44:17,936 Then you go with the paddle. Ohhh, yeah! 800 00:44:17,938 --> 00:44:20,739 - He likes it! Ooh-la-la! - He's causing trouble. 801 00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:23,376 You've got the cuffs. You've got cuffs with furs. 802 00:44:23,378 --> 00:44:24,711 Ooh, how about your nipples? 803 00:44:24,713 --> 00:44:26,346 You like your nipples to be clamped? 804 00:44:26,348 --> 00:44:28,247 Jingle-jam. 805 00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:30,250 (WHISPERS) I think we should go. 806 00:44:30,252 --> 00:44:32,051 - How did you guys meet? - Do youse know each other? 807 00:44:32,053 --> 00:44:34,254 - JASPER: Well, we, uh... - (LAUGHS) We do now! 808 00:44:34,256 --> 00:44:35,888 So, were you interested in the We-Vibe 809 00:44:35,890 --> 00:44:37,156 or anything like that, love? 810 00:44:37,158 --> 00:44:38,659 - Um... we might... - I think we're OK. 811 00:44:38,661 --> 00:44:40,493 You're OK? You're just gonna have a... on the rocks tonight? 812 00:44:40,495 --> 00:44:41,594 - (LAUGHS) - Well, alright, then. 813 00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:42,828 - Bye. - Thank you. Bye. 814 00:44:42,830 --> 00:44:44,831 See you, guys. Have fun. Look after each other. 815 00:44:44,833 --> 00:44:46,634 - Bye. - Come back. We're 24 hours. 816 00:44:46,636 --> 00:44:48,535 Bye, cutie. I finish at 11 - don't forget. 817 00:44:48,537 --> 00:44:50,237 Three, four in the morning, you know where to come. 818 00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:51,738 You've got the whip out. I'd better get going. 819 00:44:51,740 --> 00:44:53,773 - VIV: Bye. - (DOORBELL CHIMES) 820 00:44:53,775 --> 00:44:55,578 Cute! 821 00:44:56,712 --> 00:44:58,013 Off-tap. 822 00:45:02,718 --> 00:45:04,984 What's this? Do you want to do a breath alcohol tester? 823 00:45:04,986 --> 00:45:07,020 - Sure. - I need two $1 coins. 824 00:45:07,022 --> 00:45:09,490 You're either gonna be 'error', 'OK', 'warning' or 'danger'. 825 00:45:09,492 --> 00:45:11,592 I think you're gonna be 'danger'. 826 00:45:11,594 --> 00:45:13,294 (CHUCKLES) Roll up, roll up! 827 00:45:13,296 --> 00:45:14,698 (TRILLS) Rrroll up, rrroll up! 828 00:45:18,066 --> 00:45:20,936 (LONG BEEP) 829 00:45:24,106 --> 00:45:26,474 - (SHORT BEEP) - Warning. I'm just a warning. 830 00:45:26,476 --> 00:45:27,777 Uh-huh. 831 00:45:31,514 --> 00:45:32,880 Blow. 832 00:45:32,882 --> 00:45:35,217 (LONG BEEP) 833 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:39,453 (MACHINE BEEPS REPEATEDLY) 834 00:45:39,455 --> 00:45:43,658 - Danger! Danger! (LAUGHS) - I'm 0.077! 835 00:45:43,660 --> 00:45:46,294 - Danger! (LAUGHS) - I should be dead. 836 00:45:46,296 --> 00:45:47,698 Mm. 837 00:45:50,233 --> 00:45:51,702 (LAUGHS) 838 00:45:52,736 --> 00:45:55,171 Go... (LAUGHS) 839 00:45:57,140 --> 00:45:59,974 Go up on your toes. Get low, then up on the toes. 840 00:45:59,976 --> 00:46:01,543 (LAUGHS) 841 00:46:01,545 --> 00:46:03,146 (BOTH LAUGH) 842 00:46:08,185 --> 00:46:09,617 Pretend you never saw that. 843 00:46:09,619 --> 00:46:10,852 VIV: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gone. 844 00:46:10,854 --> 00:46:12,189 - Alright. - It's gone. 845 00:46:15,058 --> 00:46:16,892 - Wow. - (JASPER LAUGHS) 846 00:46:18,161 --> 00:46:19,594 I know. 847 00:46:19,596 --> 00:46:20,895 VIV: (LAUGHS) Other tricks? 848 00:46:20,897 --> 00:46:22,866 JASPER: Can you do, like, a little spin? 849 00:46:24,335 --> 00:46:26,736 - Whoa! - (BOTH LAUGH) 850 00:46:26,738 --> 00:46:28,905 - See you. - See you. 851 00:46:32,142 --> 00:46:33,975 Have you heard that in the English language, 852 00:46:33,977 --> 00:46:36,779 there's only, like, three words that don't rhyme? 853 00:46:36,781 --> 00:46:38,681 'Orange' is one of them. 854 00:46:38,683 --> 00:46:40,415 - Yeah. - Doesn't rhyme with anything. 855 00:46:40,417 --> 00:46:42,016 I think 'purple' is another. 856 00:46:42,018 --> 00:46:43,619 I don't know what the third one is. 857 00:46:43,621 --> 00:46:46,389 - I really want to know now. - Excuse me? Guys? Sorry. 858 00:46:46,391 --> 00:46:50,092 Do you have, um, $3.50? $3.50? 859 00:46:50,094 --> 00:46:51,627 BOTH: Uh... 860 00:46:51,629 --> 00:46:54,298 - Sorry about that. - I don't have any cash. 861 00:46:55,666 --> 00:46:57,433 - No, I don't. Sorry. - I don't have change. Sorry. 862 00:46:57,435 --> 00:46:59,435 Do you know if it's any good, this one? 863 00:46:59,437 --> 00:47:01,338 - This restaurant? - Yeah. 864 00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:03,739 VIV: Uh, I don't know. I've never been here. Sorry. 865 00:47:03,741 --> 00:47:06,142 - Looks nice. - Yeah, it does, doesn't it? 866 00:47:06,144 --> 00:47:09,546 It's just that... you know... "Established 1996". 867 00:47:09,548 --> 00:47:13,150 It's, like... 1996 - in Europe, it would have been 1886. 868 00:47:13,152 --> 00:47:15,351 - (BOTH LAUGH) - Yeah! 1996 in Australia! 869 00:47:15,353 --> 00:47:16,986 - Yeah! Whoo! We made it! - (LAUGHS) Right. 870 00:47:16,988 --> 00:47:18,254 - Sorry. Anyway... - That's OK. 871 00:47:18,256 --> 00:47:19,723 - That's alright. - I wasn't that hungry. 872 00:47:19,725 --> 00:47:20,990 Do you want a...? 873 00:47:20,992 --> 00:47:22,359 VIV: Uh, I'm OK. Thank you, though. 874 00:47:22,361 --> 00:47:23,860 - Do you want...? - Yeah, I'll have one. 875 00:47:23,862 --> 00:47:25,462 - Alright. - Thank you. 876 00:47:25,464 --> 00:47:27,997 Do you want me to show you a trick? I'll show you a trick. 877 00:47:27,999 --> 00:47:31,334 You look so... It's so cold! It was so warm this morning! 878 00:47:31,336 --> 00:47:33,703 VIV: It was really hot today, and then it changes. 879 00:47:33,705 --> 00:47:35,338 Yeah. Come. 880 00:47:35,340 --> 00:47:38,910 You can do it, then, to her. (CLEARS THROAT) 881 00:47:38,912 --> 00:47:41,547 (BLOWS) 882 00:47:46,285 --> 00:47:47,451 Huh? Huh? 883 00:47:47,453 --> 00:47:49,019 (LAUGHS) That's actually really good. 884 00:47:49,021 --> 00:47:51,822 - Yeah, I'm quite warm now. - (SPEAKS RUSSIAN) 885 00:47:51,824 --> 00:47:53,623 - I'll show you how... - Yeah? 886 00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:56,426 ..how you do it, and then you should do this to her. 887 00:47:56,428 --> 00:47:58,263 (BLOWS) 888 00:47:59,599 --> 00:48:01,033 (LAUGHS) It tickles. 889 00:48:02,903 --> 00:48:05,302 - That's really nice. - (SPEAKS RUSSIAN) 890 00:48:05,304 --> 00:48:07,538 - VIV: Quite warm now. - Eto teplo, da. Eto teplo. 891 00:48:07,540 --> 00:48:09,576 (SPEAKS RUSSIAN) 892 00:48:12,312 --> 00:48:13,711 Sorry... 893 00:48:13,713 --> 00:48:15,479 Sorry... sorry, what? 894 00:48:15,481 --> 00:48:17,951 (SPEAKS RUSSIAN) 895 00:48:19,819 --> 00:48:21,152 What does that mean? 896 00:48:21,154 --> 00:48:23,022 27, two kids. 897 00:48:26,326 --> 00:48:27,660 VIV: Oh, my God! 898 00:48:29,496 --> 00:48:31,197 "27 and two kids"? 899 00:48:32,398 --> 00:48:33,899 And then she touched my hand. 900 00:48:33,901 --> 00:48:35,667 (BOTH LAUGH) 901 00:48:35,669 --> 00:48:37,001 (VIV TRILLS) 902 00:48:37,003 --> 00:48:38,806 JASPER: What the hell? 903 00:48:40,975 --> 00:48:42,540 - Eugh! - That's so weird. 904 00:48:42,542 --> 00:48:45,076 I don't want to eat this, but my grandpa told me a story 905 00:48:45,078 --> 00:48:48,580 and he said, "If a little kid offers you a candy, 906 00:48:48,582 --> 00:48:50,984 "you should take it, 'cause that's all they have to offer." 907 00:48:50,986 --> 00:48:53,017 And I feel like she was like a little kid. 908 00:48:53,019 --> 00:48:54,218 (VIV LAUGHS) 909 00:48:54,220 --> 00:48:56,590 JASPER: But that was, I think, a bit strange. 910 00:49:02,296 --> 00:49:04,696 - VIV: What's in here? - JASPER: Let's give it a go. 911 00:49:04,698 --> 00:49:06,365 - Hey, man. - Hi, guys. 912 00:49:06,367 --> 00:49:07,699 - Hi. - How have you been? 913 00:49:07,701 --> 00:49:09,002 - How's it going? - You good? 914 00:49:09,004 --> 00:49:11,270 - Can we come in? - Uh... 915 00:49:11,272 --> 00:49:12,707 - Been here before? - Yeah. 916 00:49:14,141 --> 00:49:15,941 - Alright, guys. Yep. - Thank you. (CHUCKLES) 917 00:49:15,943 --> 00:49:17,144 No worries. 918 00:49:19,046 --> 00:49:21,282 (QUIET CONVERSATION, MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY) 919 00:49:24,118 --> 00:49:25,787 - (LAUGHS) Oh, my God. - Right. 920 00:49:27,022 --> 00:49:28,420 I thought it was gonna be, like, a big... 921 00:49:28,422 --> 00:49:30,122 (LAUGHS) I don't know what's going on! 922 00:49:30,124 --> 00:49:32,959 ..a big... like, a big, pumping party. 923 00:49:32,961 --> 00:49:34,460 I know. But, um... 924 00:49:34,462 --> 00:49:35,962 Like, it's like an intimate gathering. 925 00:49:35,964 --> 00:49:37,399 (BOTH LAUGH QUIETLY) 926 00:49:38,266 --> 00:49:39,766 - OK. - What do we do? 927 00:49:39,768 --> 00:49:41,133 OK. I can dig it. 928 00:49:41,135 --> 00:49:42,902 - (LAUGHS) I can dig it. - (LAUGHS) 929 00:49:42,904 --> 00:49:44,404 - Hello. - BOTH: Hello. 930 00:49:44,406 --> 00:49:45,805 How are we? 931 00:49:45,807 --> 00:49:47,373 - Good. - Good. How are you? 932 00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:48,876 I'm fine. What can I get you? 933 00:49:48,878 --> 00:49:50,343 - Uh... champ... - Champ... 934 00:49:50,345 --> 00:49:51,744 Yeah? Champagne? 935 00:49:51,746 --> 00:49:53,682 - WOMAN: Excuse me? Hello? - Two champagnes? 936 00:49:54,716 --> 00:49:56,149 Who invited you guys here? 937 00:49:56,151 --> 00:49:57,550 - Sorry? - Who invited you? 938 00:49:57,552 --> 00:49:58,986 Are you guys on the guest list? 939 00:49:58,988 --> 00:50:00,621 - Um... no. - Um... no, we're not. 940 00:50:00,623 --> 00:50:01,855 But we... we, um... 941 00:50:01,857 --> 00:50:03,790 We're just gonna have a champagne. 942 00:50:03,792 --> 00:50:05,858 - Just a little champagne. - BARMAN: Two champagnes. 943 00:50:05,860 --> 00:50:07,293 Just a very little champagne. 944 00:50:07,295 --> 00:50:09,295 OK. Just one drink. 945 00:50:09,297 --> 00:50:10,965 (LAUGHS) Just one very little champagne. 946 00:50:10,967 --> 00:50:12,366 - WOMAN: OK. - Thank you. 947 00:50:12,368 --> 00:50:14,100 - Thanks. Thank you. - OK. 948 00:50:14,102 --> 00:50:16,137 - One. - (LAUGHS) Thank you. 949 00:50:18,708 --> 00:50:20,273 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) 950 00:50:20,275 --> 00:50:21,775 You're thinking about it. Stop thinking about it! 951 00:50:21,777 --> 00:50:23,245 (MUSIC PLAYS OVER CONVERSATION) 952 00:50:38,361 --> 00:50:39,793 A banana's way more perishable... 953 00:50:39,795 --> 00:50:42,765 Yeah, but you can freeze a cantaloupe. You can't freeze... 954 00:50:44,101 --> 00:50:45,599 - Hiya. - Hi. How are you? 955 00:50:45,601 --> 00:50:47,334 - How's it going? - Good. I'm Dean. 956 00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:49,403 - Oh, hi. I'm Viv. - Hi, Viv. 957 00:50:49,405 --> 00:50:51,271 - Oh, thank you. (CHUCKLES) - Jasper. 958 00:50:51,273 --> 00:50:52,740 - Hi, Jasper. Nice to meet you. - You too. 959 00:50:52,742 --> 00:50:54,976 Uh, can I have a beer, please, mate? 960 00:50:54,978 --> 00:50:56,678 - I like your hair. - Oh, thank you. 961 00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,245 - Yeah, it's great. - Thank you. Mm. 962 00:50:58,247 --> 00:50:59,681 - No pain, no gain, right? - What do you dye it with? 963 00:50:59,683 --> 00:51:01,783 Um... it's called Manic Panic. 964 00:51:01,785 --> 00:51:03,784 - Oh, yeah. I know Manic Panic. - Mm. 965 00:51:03,786 --> 00:51:05,519 Good. How often do you change it? 966 00:51:05,521 --> 00:51:08,056 Um... as often as my mood changes. 967 00:51:08,058 --> 00:51:10,025 - Fair enough. - Which is quite often. Mm. 968 00:51:10,027 --> 00:51:11,726 Actually, my hair's gonna fall out 969 00:51:11,728 --> 00:51:13,194 'cause I bleach it too much. 970 00:51:13,196 --> 00:51:14,764 Mm. Mm-hm. 971 00:51:14,766 --> 00:51:16,865 - What are you up to tonight? - Um... 972 00:51:16,867 --> 00:51:18,066 We kind of ran into each other. 973 00:51:18,068 --> 00:51:19,634 - Oh, really? - VIV: Yeah. 974 00:51:19,636 --> 00:51:21,302 DEAN: Well, spontaneity is the best thing in life, isn't it? 975 00:51:21,304 --> 00:51:23,505 - Ah, cool. - True. Cheers to that. 976 00:51:23,507 --> 00:51:25,141 Cheers. In fact, I should have a champagne too. 977 00:51:25,143 --> 00:51:26,709 - But anyway, beer will do. - Have a champagne. 978 00:51:26,711 --> 00:51:28,543 - So, you just met today? - Mm. 979 00:51:28,545 --> 00:51:30,345 - Drinking champagne already? - Mm. (LAUGHS) 980 00:51:30,347 --> 00:51:32,148 - Oh! - (JASPER LAUGHS) 981 00:51:32,150 --> 00:51:33,581 Actually, I look at you, honey, 982 00:51:33,583 --> 00:51:35,350 and I think of things I haven't thought of in decades, hey? 983 00:51:35,352 --> 00:51:36,719 (JASPER AND VIV LAUGH) 984 00:51:36,721 --> 00:51:37,953 Thanks, Dean. 985 00:51:37,955 --> 00:51:39,387 Then I look at Jasper and I think of something 986 00:51:39,389 --> 00:51:40,722 I thought of five minutes ago, you know? 987 00:51:40,724 --> 00:51:42,624 (ALL CHORTLE) 988 00:51:42,626 --> 00:51:44,426 JASPER: She's getting engaged tomorrow. 989 00:51:44,428 --> 00:51:45,995 No, you're flying to see your fiancé tomorrow. 990 00:51:45,997 --> 00:51:47,063 I am engaged. 991 00:51:47,065 --> 00:51:48,564 That makes sense to me, honey. Course. 992 00:51:48,566 --> 00:51:50,067 Last fling. Good on you. Congratulations. 993 00:51:50,069 --> 00:51:51,466 VIV: No! (LAUGHS) 994 00:51:51,468 --> 00:51:52,667 What the cat doesn't know doesn't hurt, eh? 995 00:51:52,669 --> 00:51:54,036 - (LAUGHS) No! - Good on you. 996 00:51:54,038 --> 00:51:55,504 - It's not like that, Dean. - Are you sure? 997 00:51:55,506 --> 00:51:56,739 - It's not like that. - It looks like that to me. 998 00:51:56,741 --> 00:51:57,907 VIV: Oh, God! 999 00:51:57,909 --> 00:51:59,142 If it's not like that with him, 1000 00:51:59,144 --> 00:52:00,776 can you make it like that with me? 1001 00:52:00,778 --> 00:52:02,912 - (ALL LAUGH) - DEAN: Mm. 1002 00:52:02,914 --> 00:52:04,345 Would you like to dance? 1003 00:52:04,347 --> 00:52:06,482 - Alright. - With you? Anything. 1004 00:52:06,484 --> 00:52:08,417 Well, actually, can I be the meat in your sandwich? 1005 00:52:08,419 --> 00:52:10,120 (JASPER AND VIV LAUGH) 1006 00:52:10,122 --> 00:52:11,788 Looks like you're forming a sandwich tonight anyway! 1007 00:52:11,790 --> 00:52:13,355 (JASPER AND VIV CONTINUE LAUGHING) 1008 00:52:13,357 --> 00:52:14,825 - Oh, a great song on there. - (MOODY FRENCH SONG PLAYS) 1009 00:52:14,827 --> 00:52:16,992 - Please. - Here, hold on. Mm. 1010 00:52:16,994 --> 00:52:19,662 (DEAN HUMS) 1011 00:52:19,664 --> 00:52:21,865 JASPER: (LAUGHS) Dean... 1012 00:52:21,867 --> 00:52:23,867 - Oh, my God. Dean, please. - (VIV LAUGHS) 1013 00:52:23,869 --> 00:52:26,703 Gee, I wish I could get down and... and down further. 1014 00:52:26,705 --> 00:52:28,304 (BOTH LAUGH) 1015 00:52:28,306 --> 00:52:29,705 Jasper can do... Jasper can do some drops. 1016 00:52:29,707 --> 00:52:31,041 I can do the little drops. 1017 00:52:31,043 --> 00:52:32,709 - ..down like that! - (VIV CHEERS) 1018 00:52:32,711 --> 00:52:34,411 Well, while you're down there, hello! 1019 00:52:34,413 --> 00:52:36,580 Well, we'd better be careful. We might get kicked out. 1020 00:52:36,582 --> 00:52:39,348 Oh, no. There's no-one here. They want our money. 1021 00:52:39,350 --> 00:52:41,151 (HUMS) 1022 00:52:41,153 --> 00:52:43,220 - Salud. - Salud to you too. 1023 00:52:43,222 --> 00:52:45,822 - Lovely to meet you. - Lovely to meet you too. 1024 00:52:45,824 --> 00:52:48,827 (MOODY FRENCH SONG PLAYS) 1025 00:52:52,531 --> 00:52:54,967 (CLOCK TICKS) 1026 00:55:19,681 --> 00:55:21,384 (PHONE RINGS) 1027 00:55:26,788 --> 00:55:28,190 (PHONE STOPS) 1028 00:55:48,744 --> 00:55:53,614 I want to make it fun and sexy and just go, whoof! 1029 00:55:53,616 --> 00:55:56,717 - (LAUGHS) - Just... (SIGHS) ..amiga. 1030 00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:58,752 - Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. - (TOILET FLUSHES) 1031 00:55:58,754 --> 00:56:00,188 Look at... Oh, shit. 1032 00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:02,023 (CUBICLE DOOR OPENS) 1033 00:56:02,025 --> 00:56:03,958 - Hey! - VIV: Hi. (CHUCKLES) 1034 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,192 That's you! 1035 00:56:05,194 --> 00:56:06,927 - How was your drink? - Mrs Cutie Patootie. 1036 00:56:06,929 --> 00:56:09,130 - (CHUCKLES) It was good. - You enjoyed it? 1037 00:56:09,132 --> 00:56:11,366 - Yes, thank you. - Yeah. 1038 00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:13,068 - Cute dress. - That boy out there... 1039 00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:15,502 - Sorry. (LAUGHS) - Is that your boyfriend? 1040 00:56:15,504 --> 00:56:18,073 - No, he's just a friend. - A friend, my ass! 1041 00:56:18,075 --> 00:56:20,108 - (LAUGHS) - You guys were very close. 1042 00:56:20,110 --> 00:56:21,475 No, he's just a friend. 1043 00:56:21,477 --> 00:56:23,278 - Very close, that friend. - I'm engaged. 1044 00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:24,879 You're engaged? Let me see your ring. 1045 00:56:24,881 --> 00:56:26,282 - Does he live here? - I don't have it on. 1046 00:56:26,284 --> 00:56:28,016 You don't have a ring? So you're not engaged. 1047 00:56:28,018 --> 00:56:30,584 - No, I am engaged. (LAUGHS) - Not on purpose. 1048 00:56:30,586 --> 00:56:31,953 (WHISPERS) It's just between us. 1049 00:56:31,955 --> 00:56:33,555 No, it's... (LAUGHS) It's true, I promise. 1050 00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:35,324 No, I don't believe that. Anyways... 1051 00:56:35,326 --> 00:56:36,591 Are you guys having a good night? 1052 00:56:36,593 --> 00:56:38,294 - Um... - Um... I don't know. 1053 00:56:38,296 --> 00:56:39,694 We want to make it more interesting. 1054 00:56:39,696 --> 00:56:41,629 Are you and him a little bit bored like us? 1055 00:56:41,631 --> 00:56:43,865 No, we're having quite an exciting night, actually. 1056 00:56:43,867 --> 00:56:45,368 Really? What have you been up to? 1057 00:56:45,370 --> 00:56:47,436 Um... we found a dog. 1058 00:56:47,438 --> 00:56:49,205 - A dog? - Yep. 1059 00:56:49,207 --> 00:56:51,873 What about if you found girls like us? What would you do? 1060 00:56:51,875 --> 00:56:54,109 - (LAUGHS) We're not dogs! - (LAUGHS) You're not dogs. 1061 00:56:54,111 --> 00:56:57,213 - We're not dogs. We're women. - What?! (LAUGHS) 1062 00:56:57,215 --> 00:56:59,915 (CHUCKLES) Alright. Have a good night. 1063 00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:02,018 - Have fun. - No! Don't go. 1064 00:57:02,020 --> 00:57:03,585 - Let's have a dance. - A dance?! 1065 00:57:03,587 --> 00:57:05,054 - Yeah! - I can't dance. 1066 00:57:05,056 --> 00:57:06,922 - Oh, my God! - I don't do dancing. 1067 00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:10,192 I'll teach you. Let's dance. Let's move around. 1068 00:57:10,194 --> 00:57:12,429 Come on. You just go like this. 1069 00:57:12,431 --> 00:57:14,464 - Uh-huh? - You see? 1070 00:57:14,466 --> 00:57:17,133 Touch your dress, your boobs, your hair. 1071 00:57:17,135 --> 00:57:18,634 No, no... (LAUGHS) 1072 00:57:18,636 --> 00:57:21,405 - You can do it. Don't be shy. - I just can't do it. 1073 00:57:21,407 --> 00:57:23,473 - Yes, you can do it. - In fact... 1074 00:57:23,475 --> 00:57:26,708 You have to do it for your 'friend'. Your boyfriend. 1075 00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:28,277 Just do it. 1076 00:57:28,279 --> 00:57:29,812 Is she teaching you the moves? 1077 00:57:29,814 --> 00:57:31,614 Yeah, she's teaching. Giving me a special lesson. 1078 00:57:31,616 --> 00:57:33,083 The Puerto Rican dance. 1079 00:57:33,085 --> 00:57:34,617 I mean, there's no music out there. 1080 00:57:34,619 --> 00:57:37,354 - Let's have the party in here. - Ohh. 1081 00:57:37,356 --> 00:57:39,757 (LAUGHS) 1082 00:57:41,793 --> 00:57:44,194 - Is she going cra-zee? - Yeah, she's going for it. 1083 00:57:44,196 --> 00:57:48,365 Is she going-going cra-zee? Uh! Uh-huh! 1084 00:57:48,367 --> 00:57:51,435 - Yeah. - That's really good. (LAUGHS) 1085 00:57:51,437 --> 00:57:54,073 (CACKLES) 1086 00:58:09,188 --> 00:58:10,555 - Hi. - Hi, hon. 1087 00:58:10,557 --> 00:58:12,889 - Is Jasper here? - I think he's left. 1088 00:58:12,891 --> 00:58:15,127 - He left? - Oh, I think so. Yeah. 1089 00:58:17,629 --> 00:58:19,031 OK. 1090 00:58:24,804 --> 00:58:26,037 VIV: Goodnight. 1091 00:58:26,039 --> 00:58:27,405 DEAN: Yeah, nice to meet you. All the best. 1092 00:58:27,407 --> 00:58:28,807 VIV: You too. Yep. 1093 00:58:37,217 --> 00:58:39,519 (SILENCE) 1094 00:58:50,297 --> 00:58:53,366 (DISTORTED, MUTED ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 1095 00:59:33,073 --> 00:59:35,075 (SILENCE) 1096 00:59:44,919 --> 00:59:47,922 (CAR ENGINE REVS) 1097 01:00:50,219 --> 01:00:51,918 Jasper! Jasper! 1098 01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:53,222 Viv! 1099 01:00:56,692 --> 01:00:58,060 Viv! 1100 01:00:59,328 --> 01:01:01,195 - Where'd you go? - You left. 1101 01:01:01,197 --> 01:01:02,929 What? No, no. The guy said that YOU'D left. 1102 01:01:02,931 --> 01:01:04,331 The guy told me that YOU'D left. 1103 01:01:04,333 --> 01:01:05,432 (LAUGHS) What? No! 1104 01:01:05,434 --> 01:01:07,001 - You didn't go?! - No! 1105 01:01:07,003 --> 01:01:09,036 Oh, my God! I went around... I've been looking for you! 1106 01:01:09,038 --> 01:01:10,338 - (VIV LAUGHS) - Sorry. 1107 01:01:10,340 --> 01:01:11,772 I thought you just... offed and went. 1108 01:01:11,774 --> 01:01:13,541 (LAUGHS) No, I thought that YOU'D just gone! 1109 01:01:13,543 --> 01:01:14,908 Oh, my God! (LAUGHS) 1110 01:01:14,910 --> 01:01:16,310 I thought you just got up and left! (LAUGHS) 1111 01:01:16,312 --> 01:01:19,079 - No! (LAUGHS) Oh! - Oh, my God! 1112 01:01:19,081 --> 01:01:21,817 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY) 1113 01:01:22,918 --> 01:01:24,621 - Whoo! - Whoa! 1114 01:01:28,190 --> 01:01:29,658 ..and then just puts it back down. 1115 01:01:29,660 --> 01:01:32,127 His face is like... Wild. 1116 01:01:32,129 --> 01:01:33,728 Shots. Yeah! 1117 01:01:33,730 --> 01:01:36,364 DRAG QUEEN: Hey, baby! 1118 01:01:36,366 --> 01:01:37,799 Mwah. Mwah. 1119 01:01:37,801 --> 01:01:39,967 Oh! Oh, you're so funny! 1120 01:01:39,969 --> 01:01:43,004 - Hey, darling. How are you? - (VIV LAUGHS) 1121 01:01:43,006 --> 01:01:45,641 - Ha-ha! - (ALL LAUGH) 1122 01:01:45,643 --> 01:01:48,176 - Oh, my love! - Hey, baby. 1123 01:01:48,178 --> 01:01:51,079 - (VIV SQUEALS) - Arggh! 1124 01:01:51,081 --> 01:01:54,717 - Shot, shot, shot! - Yeah! Alright! 1125 01:01:54,719 --> 01:01:56,320 Whoo! 1126 01:01:58,255 --> 01:01:59,357 Ugh! 1127 01:02:00,558 --> 01:02:03,325 Yes, I did. I loved that movie. Thank you. 1128 01:02:03,327 --> 01:02:05,193 (ALL CHATTER INDISTINCTLY) 1129 01:02:05,195 --> 01:02:07,964 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS) 1130 01:02:11,369 --> 01:02:14,105 (ALL YELL AND LAUGH) 1131 01:02:17,140 --> 01:02:18,973 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1132 01:02:18,975 --> 01:02:21,310 VIV: Alright! Yeah! 1133 01:02:21,312 --> 01:02:22,713 Yeah! 1134 01:02:22,715 --> 01:02:24,982 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) 1135 01:02:27,918 --> 01:02:29,518 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1136 01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:31,122 - So yummy! - (HOWLS) 1137 01:02:32,523 --> 01:02:34,190 Ooh! (LAUGHS) 1138 01:02:34,192 --> 01:02:36,662 (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES OVER CONVERSATIONS) 1139 01:02:43,167 --> 01:02:44,603 VIV: Come on! 1140 01:02:45,970 --> 01:02:48,138 - (VIV CHEERS) - (JASPER LAUGHS) 1141 01:02:48,140 --> 01:02:50,142 - Yay! Yeah! - (HOWLS) 1142 01:02:53,244 --> 01:02:54,847 One more. Come on. 1143 01:02:56,114 --> 01:02:58,048 Burn, bitch. 1144 01:02:58,050 --> 01:02:59,282 (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES) 1145 01:02:59,284 --> 01:03:02,418 ♪ Come with me, come with me 1146 01:03:02,420 --> 01:03:04,253 ♪ And we will see 1147 01:03:04,255 --> 01:03:05,955 ♪ Eternity 1148 01:03:05,957 --> 01:03:08,291 - ♪ Take my hand... - Whoo! 1149 01:03:08,293 --> 01:03:10,093 ♪ Take my hand 1150 01:03:10,095 --> 01:03:11,596 ♪ I'll take you to... 1151 01:03:11,598 --> 01:03:14,131 Yeah! Whoa! ♪ The promised land... 1152 01:03:14,133 --> 01:03:15,699 Oh-ho-ho-ho! 1153 01:03:15,701 --> 01:03:16,966 ♪ You're the one, you're the one 1154 01:03:16,968 --> 01:03:18,001 ♪ You're the one, you're the one 1155 01:03:18,003 --> 01:03:19,202 ♪ You're the one, baby 1156 01:03:19,204 --> 01:03:20,772 ♪ You're the one, you're the one 1157 01:03:20,774 --> 01:03:22,038 ♪ You're the one, you're the one, you're the one 1158 01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:23,574 ♪ You're the one, you're the one 1159 01:03:23,576 --> 01:03:25,209 ♪ You're the one, you're the one, you're the one 1160 01:03:25,211 --> 01:03:26,743 ♪ You're the one, you're the one 1161 01:03:26,745 --> 01:03:29,012 ♪ You're the one, you're the one, you're the one 1162 01:03:29,014 --> 01:03:30,648 ♪ Come with me. 1163 01:03:30,650 --> 01:03:32,617 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1164 01:03:32,619 --> 01:03:35,051 SONG: ♪ I'm not one for the chat-up lines 1165 01:03:35,053 --> 01:03:37,321 ♪ You've broken hearts from time to time... ♪ 1166 01:03:37,323 --> 01:03:39,724 - Holy mama! - Whoa! 1167 01:03:39,726 --> 01:03:41,459 Mwah! Mwah! 1168 01:03:41,461 --> 01:03:43,561 You can have that. You earnt it. 1169 01:03:43,563 --> 01:03:45,563 ♪ Grey clouds vanish, friends make up 1170 01:03:45,565 --> 01:03:46,666 ♪ Everybody's... 1171 01:04:14,727 --> 01:04:17,530 (FOOTSTEPS) 1172 01:04:18,531 --> 01:04:20,568 (PANTING) 1173 01:04:24,738 --> 01:04:26,606 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1174 01:04:27,675 --> 01:04:29,275 (JASPER SIGHS) 1175 01:04:30,243 --> 01:04:32,379 - Oh! - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1176 01:04:35,249 --> 01:04:36,918 VIV: (SIGHS) Oh! 1177 01:04:45,125 --> 01:04:47,127 Are you looking forward to going home? 1178 01:04:49,163 --> 01:04:50,364 Mmm... 1179 01:04:51,365 --> 01:04:52,733 ..not really. 1180 01:04:57,238 --> 01:04:58,607 Why? 1181 01:05:02,443 --> 01:05:03,845 Um... 1182 01:05:08,015 --> 01:05:09,618 I am... (SIGHS) 1183 01:05:11,419 --> 01:05:14,188 I don't know. It's just been a weird few months, and... 1184 01:05:15,690 --> 01:05:18,426 ..I'm not sure how much Henry wants me to... 1185 01:05:19,694 --> 01:05:21,794 ..be coming home right now. (CHUCKLES) 1186 01:05:21,796 --> 01:05:23,162 What do you mean? 1187 01:05:23,164 --> 01:05:24,397 I sort of came over here 1188 01:05:24,399 --> 01:05:26,902 so that we could have a bit of time, you know? 1189 01:05:28,102 --> 01:05:29,404 Um... 1190 01:05:32,340 --> 01:05:34,677 And it's been good, but I just... 1191 01:05:37,813 --> 01:05:39,214 I don't know. 1192 01:05:41,449 --> 01:05:42,852 What? 1193 01:05:44,286 --> 01:05:45,655 Mm... 1194 01:05:46,689 --> 01:05:48,255 It's just been a... 1195 01:05:48,257 --> 01:05:49,725 ..been a weird time. 1196 01:05:51,961 --> 01:05:53,526 In what way? 1197 01:05:53,528 --> 01:05:55,930 I had a miscarriage a couple of months ago, 1198 01:05:55,932 --> 01:05:57,466 and, um... 1199 01:05:58,734 --> 01:06:00,136 ..he just... 1200 01:06:01,805 --> 01:06:04,538 ..you know, it's been really, really hard for him. 1201 01:06:04,540 --> 01:06:07,543 It's been hard for both of us, obviously, but... 1202 01:06:11,380 --> 01:06:13,850 ..I feel like he... 1203 01:06:19,088 --> 01:06:23,125 Mm... it's not that he blames me, just... 1204 01:06:24,561 --> 01:06:27,530 ..he kind of resents the fact that I... (CHUCKLES) 1205 01:06:31,768 --> 01:06:34,136 - ..wasn't able to... you know? - Yeah. 1206 01:06:38,107 --> 01:06:39,808 Don't... 1207 01:06:39,810 --> 01:06:42,077 Don't take that on board. You can't... 1208 01:06:42,079 --> 01:06:43,614 No, it's not... it's not... 1209 01:06:44,881 --> 01:06:46,483 It's just... (SIGHS) 1210 01:06:49,787 --> 01:06:52,489 ..distanced us a bit, I guess. 1211 01:06:55,359 --> 01:06:58,261 I don't know. We'll see. We'll see. 1212 01:07:03,165 --> 01:07:04,265 (VIV CHUCKLES) 1213 01:07:04,267 --> 01:07:05,736 I'm really sorry to hear that. 1214 01:07:09,807 --> 01:07:11,308 Tonight's been good, though. 1215 01:07:15,079 --> 01:07:17,245 - (LAUGHS) - It's been lovely. 1216 01:07:17,247 --> 01:07:18,983 It's been really nice. 1217 01:07:30,293 --> 01:07:32,294 VIV: OK, now, this is gonna be a little bit tricky. 1218 01:07:32,296 --> 01:07:33,429 JASPER: That's OK. 1219 01:07:33,431 --> 01:07:34,797 VIV: You've got to keep your eyes shut 1220 01:07:34,799 --> 01:07:36,532 to get across this, OK? 1221 01:07:36,534 --> 01:07:39,537 - Do I need to? Do I want to? - Just wait till I'm gone. 1222 01:07:40,705 --> 01:07:42,807 - OK. - Mm-hm. 1223 01:07:44,008 --> 01:07:45,708 OK. Keep going. 1224 01:07:45,710 --> 01:07:47,578 - Just keep going. - Mm-hm. 1225 01:07:48,647 --> 01:07:50,081 OK, keep going. 1226 01:07:51,149 --> 01:07:52,750 OK. Keep going. 1227 01:07:54,619 --> 01:07:56,585 - Here. Keep going. - Mm-hm. 1228 01:07:56,587 --> 01:07:58,220 - OK, now you shut your eyes. - Mm-hm. 1229 01:07:58,222 --> 01:07:59,723 - Keep them shut. - Mm-hm. 1230 01:07:59,725 --> 01:08:02,024 OK. And you have to bend down. 1231 01:08:02,026 --> 01:08:03,126 Mm-hm. 1232 01:08:03,128 --> 01:08:04,527 - Bend down. - Yes. 1233 01:08:04,529 --> 01:08:05,929 And then come forward a little bit. 1234 01:08:05,931 --> 01:08:08,167 (BOTH LAUGH) 1235 01:08:12,571 --> 01:08:13,970 - Was that a good surprise? - (LAUGHS) 1236 01:08:13,972 --> 01:08:15,371 - It was a great surprise. - Oh! 1237 01:08:15,373 --> 01:08:16,773 I don't think you we're surprised enough. 1238 01:08:16,775 --> 01:08:17,810 No, I was! 1239 01:08:24,050 --> 01:08:25,348 Oh! Two. 1240 01:08:25,350 --> 01:08:26,683 What is it? 1241 01:08:26,685 --> 01:08:30,387 It's a... a little maze with ball bearings. 1242 01:08:30,389 --> 01:08:32,291 And I'm gonna get it. 1243 01:08:33,492 --> 01:08:34,959 I need your support here. 1244 01:08:34,961 --> 01:08:36,728 I'm supporting you from over here. 1245 01:08:36,730 --> 01:08:40,497 OK. Just tell me... "Yes, yes, yes." 1246 01:08:40,499 --> 01:08:42,701 - (CHUCKLES) - "This is it. This is it." 1247 01:08:47,140 --> 01:08:48,606 JASPER: No, that's not for me, that game. 1248 01:08:48,608 --> 01:08:50,208 (VIV LAUGHS) 1249 01:08:50,210 --> 01:08:51,575 JASPER: It's not for me. 1250 01:08:51,577 --> 01:08:53,111 A good one. 1251 01:08:53,113 --> 01:08:54,513 (GRUNTS) 1252 01:08:59,385 --> 01:09:01,055 (INSECTS CHIRRUP) 1253 01:09:02,387 --> 01:09:04,791 (JASPER SIGHS) 1254 01:09:07,026 --> 01:09:08,528 What are you thinking about? 1255 01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:11,362 I was thinking about Darwin. 1256 01:09:11,364 --> 01:09:12,965 The person or the place? 1257 01:09:12,967 --> 01:09:14,899 The place. 1258 01:09:14,901 --> 01:09:16,501 What about it? 1259 01:09:16,503 --> 01:09:18,336 I went there with my dad once, 1260 01:09:18,338 --> 01:09:20,671 and I just remember mango trees. 1261 01:09:20,673 --> 01:09:22,209 (CHUCKLES) 1262 01:09:23,510 --> 01:09:25,713 What about you? What are you thinking about? 1263 01:09:26,846 --> 01:09:29,081 I was thinking about John Leonard. 1264 01:09:29,083 --> 01:09:31,784 - John Leonard! - (BOTH LAUGH) 1265 01:09:31,786 --> 01:09:33,752 What a legend! 1266 01:09:33,754 --> 01:09:35,420 (BOTH LAUGH) 1267 01:09:35,422 --> 01:09:37,024 John Leonard! 1268 01:09:38,125 --> 01:09:39,692 (WHISPERS) John Leonard. 1269 01:09:40,828 --> 01:09:42,227 Do you know that story about John Lennon? 1270 01:09:42,229 --> 01:09:44,129 (CHUCKLES) No. 1271 01:09:44,131 --> 01:09:46,965 When he was, like, five years old at school, 1272 01:09:46,967 --> 01:09:49,635 he had to write down what he wanted to be when he grew up, 1273 01:09:49,637 --> 01:09:51,770 and he wrote down "happy". 1274 01:09:51,772 --> 01:09:53,373 And the teacher, like... 1275 01:09:54,575 --> 01:09:56,575 ..took him aside after class and said, 1276 01:09:56,577 --> 01:09:58,343 "You've written down 'happy'. 1277 01:09:58,345 --> 01:10:00,379 "You don't understand the question." 1278 01:10:00,381 --> 01:10:03,782 And he said, "You don't understand life." 1279 01:10:03,784 --> 01:10:05,452 (JASPER CHUCKLES) 1280 01:10:12,194 --> 01:10:13,726 (QUICKLY) How many fingers do you have? 1281 01:10:13,728 --> 01:10:15,561 12. How many stars in the sky? 1282 01:10:15,563 --> 01:10:17,629 - 14. - How many bats in the trees? 1283 01:10:17,631 --> 01:10:19,531 - 21. - (LAUGHS) 1284 01:10:19,533 --> 01:10:21,466 - How many trees in this park? - 19! 1285 01:10:21,468 --> 01:10:22,936 - How many trees in the world? - Four. 1286 01:10:22,938 --> 01:10:24,804 (LAUGHS) 1287 01:10:24,806 --> 01:10:26,772 - How many hairs on your head? - How many what? 1288 01:10:26,774 --> 01:10:28,208 - How many hairs on your head? - 12. 1289 01:10:28,210 --> 01:10:29,541 - 12? Really? - (LAUGHS) 1290 01:10:29,543 --> 01:10:31,144 - How many hairs in your nose? - 12! 1291 01:10:31,146 --> 01:10:33,346 - How big's your tongue? - 13 inches. 1292 01:10:33,348 --> 01:10:34,747 - (BOTH LAUGH) - 13 inches! 1293 01:10:34,749 --> 01:10:36,183 How many fingers have you got? 1294 01:10:36,185 --> 01:10:38,652 - I have one. - One! (LAUGHS) 1295 01:11:59,469 --> 01:12:01,471 (BIRDSONG) 1296 01:13:19,584 --> 01:13:22,285 Excuse me? Do you have a pen that I can borrow? 1297 01:13:22,287 --> 01:13:24,156 - Yeah. - Cool. Thank you. 1298 01:13:29,294 --> 01:13:32,064 - Don't take it away. - I won't. Thank you. 1299 01:13:50,349 --> 01:13:51,615 Oh, my God. 1300 01:13:51,617 --> 01:13:52,951 - What? - There's that guy. 1301 01:13:57,957 --> 01:14:00,858 No, no, no. No, don't... don't worry. 1302 01:14:00,860 --> 01:14:02,292 (CHUCKLES) 1303 01:14:02,294 --> 01:14:03,929 - Fucking hell. - Fuck. 1304 01:14:11,237 --> 01:14:15,175 TRAIN P.A.: (CHIMES) Next stop, Town Hall. 1305 01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:47,739 All good? 1306 01:14:47,741 --> 01:14:50,176 - All good! - Very nice. 1307 01:15:05,392 --> 01:15:06,792 - Ey-oop! - Oh! 1308 01:15:06,794 --> 01:15:08,896 (BOTH LAUGH) 1309 01:15:20,908 --> 01:15:22,310 (JASPER CHUCKLES) 1310 01:15:24,146 --> 01:15:26,178 (JASPER SIGHS HEAVILY) 1311 01:15:26,180 --> 01:15:28,416 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1312 01:15:33,622 --> 01:15:35,190 JASPER: Ooh! Ooh! 1313 01:15:38,959 --> 01:15:42,264 (SWEET PIANO MELODY PLAYS THROUGHOUT) 1314 01:16:03,585 --> 01:16:07,055 (PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES OVER DIALOGUE) 1315 01:18:41,294 --> 01:18:46,294