0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 1 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,205 So, we're really doing this, huh? 2 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:52,860 - Right now? - Yup. 3 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:55,122 Okay, we got to present this properly. 4 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,420 - Where should I go? - Come to the right. 5 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:59,124 - To the right? - Come on. 6 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,041 Okay? 7 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:06,409 Hi, my name is... 8 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:09,500 Hi. My name is David Raskin 9 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,540 and I'm applying for the MIT Physics Fellowship. 10 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:15,220 What I've developed is an intelligent propulsion experiment 11 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:17,163 which allows me to... 12 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,450 I think I'm getting into that too early. I should talk about them more, right? 13 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,900 I first became interested in the sciences... 14 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,525 No, that was not the way to start. 15 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,580 - What if I walk at you like... - Can you just go? 16 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:28,966 All right, watch. 17 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:30,620 Hi. My name is David Raskin. 18 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:32,420 Take it down, like, four notches, Seacrest. 19 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:34,602 - What? - Come on! 20 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,820 I'd like to introduce you to my engineers, Adam Le and Quinn Goldberg, 21 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,860 and it's my sister, Christina Raskin, behind the camera. 22 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:42,100 - Would you not... Hold on one second. - I'll hold it so you can point... 23 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:43,300 Dude, you're distracting him. 24 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:44,820 - What if it looks like you built it? - Close your eyes. 25 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,160 No, it's not gonna look like I built it. 26 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:48,690 All right. Like that? 27 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:50,900 Let's put this up, Chris. 28 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,100 Okay, the smartphone's connected to the Wi-Fi. Ready. 29 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,521 Wait, wait, wait. 30 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,526 Beginning to lift the craft. 31 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,060 Take the controller. 32 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:09,060 I want you to notice these marks on my fingers. 33 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:12,050 All right, cutting off power now. 34 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,290 Dude, you're getting into MIT! 35 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:19,780 These marks on my hand are read 36 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:22,580 by the modified motion sensor on the computer. 37 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:24,780 It allows my hands to manipulate this craft 38 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,120 with uncanny precision. 39 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:30,725 That's nuts! 40 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,980 The motion sensors are routed through my smart phone 41 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,527 with an 802.11 g, 64 gigahertz wireless. 42 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:41,366 Chris, watch out. Coming your way. 43 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:48,140 - Ta-da! - Yes! 44 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,322 All right, let's take this thing to its max altitude! 45 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,340 Come on, let's go! 46 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,500 - Oh, shit! - Grab the computer. 47 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:56,100 Go, go, go! 48 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:57,980 Okay, so, unlike other static systems, 49 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,940 my algorithm tracks gestures while the operator is moving. 50 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:04,620 Elevation, 140. 151, David. 170! 51 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,485 It should have a vertical reach of about 250 feet. 52 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,765 What is that? Is that my phone? 53 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:14,860 David, I think I lost signal. 54 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:17,580 - What do you mean you lost signal? - The call's interrupting the Wi-Fi. 55 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,260 Who could possibly be calling you right now? 56 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,601 - Everyone you know is standing right here! - It's not connecting, David. 57 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,460 Guys, it's not responding! It's not responding. 58 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:24,940 I don't see it anymore! 59 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:27,122 It's gone. It's dropping! 60 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,700 - Guys, run! - Which way do I go? 61 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,500 - Which way? - Go! Quinn, run! 62 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,601 Oh, shit! 63 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,900 The experiment was a complete success. 64 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,731 Thank you for your consideration, MIT. 65 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:50,620 Christina, I need you to put that laundry away. 66 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,485 Yes. I will do it later, I promise. 67 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:56,930 David's daily ritual. 68 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:00,086 Checking for the letter, day 37. 69 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,420 Quinn. Yeah, it came. 70 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,500 No, I don't know if I got in yet, but it's really... It's big. 71 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,204 All right, well, come over then. Come on! 72 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,020 Go show her. David, go show her. 73 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:24,220 Christina, I need you to put that laundry away. 74 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:25,260 Yeah, I will. 75 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:26,380 And I'm not gonna tell you again. Good. 76 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:27,700 - Can you see this stain here? - No, Mom... 77 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:31,260 - I got two job interviews today. - Mom, look, look. It came. 78 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:32,725 Oh, my God! 79 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,700 Christina, give me that. It's a family moment. 80 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,643 Wait for me, wait for me! 81 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,300 I'm growing a beard, David. Open it. 82 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,562 - Shut up. - Christina, be more supportive. 83 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,780 Okay, I want you to listen. I want you to know whatever happens... 84 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:47,940 Oh, my God. 85 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,100 - David... - Shut up. 86 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,281 You shut up. 87 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:01,940 "On behalf of the admissions committee, 88 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,900 "we're delighted to inform you 89 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,891 "that you have been admitted to the MIT class of 2018." 90 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,969 - Congratulations! - Yay! 91 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:11,780 Yo, Adam, she didn't get into anything. 92 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:13,620 We're celebrating, right? 93 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:15,563 You know, your father would be so proud of you. 94 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,091 Dude! 95 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,210 David? 96 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,364 What's the matter? 97 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,300 "We've reviewed your request 98 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:26,131 "and we're pleased to award you $5,000 in financial aid." 99 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:27,260 What? 100 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,100 Wait! What about the other $40,000? 101 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,487 Mom, how are you gonna afford that? 102 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,206 - Look, dude, let me see that. - Please, turn that off. 103 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,180 God, dude, look at those. 104 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:40,980 Perfect little tree trunks. Those legs are like... 105 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:42,241 Good job, David. 106 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,500 - Sorry to hear about MIT. - Yes, sir. 107 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,860 I also didn't get a scholarship to MIT, Dr. Lou. 108 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:49,180 Also didn't sprout wings and fly. 109 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:52,731 - Still a few scholarships left, David. - I'll look into those, sir. Thank you. 110 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,180 Yo, just pretend it's not me. 111 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:57,965 If you could say one thing to MIT, what would it be? 112 00:05:58,800 --> 00:05:59,860 This is stupid. 113 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,660 Wrong answer, dude. You know what? 114 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,180 - Maybe you don't want to go. - I do wanna go. 115 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,780 Dude, I think these nuggets were frozen before Obama was elected. 116 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,500 David, prove it. Prove that you wanna go. 117 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,820 How am I gonna prove that I wanna go to MIT? 118 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:13,380 How about for a free ride, every day, your mom shows up 119 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:15,642 and publicly hands you your fungal medication? 120 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:18,980 Only if your mom does the application. You know what I mean? 121 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,500 - Oh, yeah! - Oh, yeah. 122 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,060 What if MIT was like, 123 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,500 "Go up to Sarah Nathan and just start making out with her." 124 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,380 Why would MIT want me to make out with people? 125 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,380 Because MIT believes in bold risk takers. 126 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:31,051 I take risks. I'm a risk taker. 127 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,322 Yeah. Name one risk you took. 128 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:36,140 - Right now. - Exactly. 129 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,924 That's not... That's too big. 130 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:39,380 This is what I'm saying, dude, 131 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:42,860 if I had your brain and bone structure, I would be unstoppable. 132 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:45,060 I mean, aren't you sick of having sex with your hand? 133 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,685 - What? - I'm sorry. 134 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,609 He sniffs Sharpies. You drug addict. 135 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:50,380 You totally are stupid, dude. 136 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,940 Hey, look. Hey, hey, dude, check this out. 137 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,060 Bam. 138 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,020 - Hey, that's cool. - Right? 139 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,740 Well, you see, that's my problem. I can't get the UIs to interact. 140 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:01,161 You got to put the L2 cache in ad hoc mode. 141 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:02,407 Obviously... 142 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,060 What are you doing? 143 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,207 Oh, my God, Jessie Pierce. 144 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,420 Dude, I would literally give away all my earthly possessions for one date with her. 145 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:11,220 What, are you gonna give her your Xbox and a coupon at Chipotle? 146 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:12,740 Will you please get in the car? 147 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:13,900 Bye, guys, see you later. 148 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,700 - Chris, come on! - Coming! 149 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,883 Look at the bright side, David, you're gonna have so much free time now. 150 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,540 Hey, Jessie, what are you doing tonight? 151 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,420 - David wants to take you out! - You're such an idiot. 152 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,540 - Dude, I'm hooking you up. - Shut up, Quinn. 153 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:27,211 Yo, keep it up, ladies! You know, you wouldn't... 154 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,420 David, what the shit, man? 155 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:31,420 - Why do you drive this car? - So embarrassing. 156 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:34,683 - This is the best part of my day. - One day, this car is going to kill us. 157 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,380 Don't let them see me. 158 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:39,900 Yo, relax! It's a classic! 159 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,780 C'mon. Just move that piece of shit! 160 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,900 I think it's my starter relay. Give me that Leatherman, please. 161 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,780 Well, actually, I believe it's the fuselage valve, but what do I know? 162 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,540 You're confusing my car with an airplane, but... 163 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:49,860 David, you got this? 164 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,121 Yeah, no, I got it. 165 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:54,005 - Please tell me you got it working. - Come on, come on, come on. 166 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:57,620 Dude, if you want a permanent fix, 167 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,140 just let me know. I'll take a look at your car. 168 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:00,685 Sure, you're gonna fix my car? 169 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:04,860 What the hell is that? Oh, shit. 170 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,327 Oh, my God. 171 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:11,481 David? 172 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,860 This doesn't make any sense. 173 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,485 Mom, goddang. 174 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:21,340 The house will pay for MIT, 175 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:24,762 and Aunt Chloe says your sister and I can move into her apartment. 176 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,820 I can't let you sell this house, Mom. 177 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,500 There's got to be something that I can do. I can get a job. 178 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,170 It's too late for that, David. 179 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:34,340 You tried to get a scholarship. It didn't work. 180 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:35,740 Well, none of this would have happened if... 181 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:37,729 David. Come on. 182 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:39,620 I'm sorry. 183 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:43,380 I miss your father, too. But he would have wanted this. 184 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:46,768 You're just as smart as him, you know. I'm not gonna let that go to waste. 185 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,140 Okay. 186 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:50,686 It is what it is, David. 187 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:53,485 There's nothing you can do about it now. 188 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:02,820 What are you, sulking? 189 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:04,649 God! You scared the shit out of me. 190 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:07,940 I'm not sulking. 191 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:09,820 Dude, you should be happy. 192 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:13,020 You're getting what you wanted. I'm the one who's getting screwed. 193 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,620 This isn't what I wanted, Chris. 194 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:15,820 I remember this thing. 195 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:18,180 I'm trying to solve this, okay? 196 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:21,090 How are you solving this in the creepy attic? 197 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,620 It's dumb. You know, there's this one last scholarship 198 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:27,620 where I have to submit a proposal for an experiment 199 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:30,260 and I thought maybe if I got it, 200 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:31,850 Mom wouldn't have to sell the house. 201 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,500 Dad must have a million ideas lying around up here. 202 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:36,660 I don't know, Chris. 203 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:40,288 I mean, I thought there'd be something up here. I can't find anything I can use. 204 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,007 Hey, what is this? 205 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:46,607 When did we get a video camera? 206 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,180 That's Dad's old camera, yeah. Remember that? 207 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,248 Yeah. 208 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:53,780 Hey, look, it still works. 209 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:55,540 - Really? - Wow. Yeah. 210 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:57,051 - Let me see. - Check it out. 211 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,260 That's my seventh birthday. 212 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:01,740 I guess it makes sense that's the last thing 213 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,888 - he would have filmed, right. - Fuck. 214 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,460 Quinn, I'm telling you, I'm looking at it right now. 215 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:09,100 You were a chubby kid. 216 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,420 Come here. 217 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:13,020 No, I mean, it's weird to hear his voice 218 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,180 for the first time, like, after all these years. 219 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,900 - Are you getting this? - Light the last three. 220 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,900 - What was that? - Here we go. 221 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,809 Hold on a sec. 222 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:24,100 Nothing, I just saw something weird in the mirror. 223 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,567 - Are you getting this? - Light the last three. 224 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,740 Holy shit. Quinn, I got to go. 225 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,410 Chris! Chris, come down here! 226 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,580 I don't... I don't understand. 227 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:46,140 It just is. I got to show Quinn and Adam. 228 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:49,980 There's this footage of me at my seventh birthday. 229 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:52,140 I mean, I was at my seventh birthday. 230 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,500 - We were all at your seventh birthday. - No shit. 231 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,820 No, I know, I know. Here. 232 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:58,763 Just... You don't understand. 233 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:01,100 Just watch this. 234 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,168 I still think it's just a glitch in the camera. 235 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,140 So right... 236 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,900 - Wow! - Right as this lady walks by. 237 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,220 - Oh, my God, I remember this. - No, no, no. 238 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:09,540 Right as this lady walks by, look in the mirror... 239 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,324 Right there, right there! Did you guys just see that? 240 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,660 Dude, I was so frickin' cute. 241 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:14,780 Dude, I was cute. 242 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:18,700 Adam fell off that frigging bike and it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen. 243 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,806 Am I... Do I exist in the world? Are you guys even seeing me right now? 244 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,660 Please, look at this. 245 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,603 Dude, you're crazy. 246 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,208 Ready, go. Play. I'm ready, I'm ready. 247 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:35,042 Right there. In the mirror. Look in the mirror. 248 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,811 - Holy shit. - Holy shit. 249 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:50,300 Dude, is that... That can't be. 250 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,660 That's me. 251 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:53,580 David, you are just seeing what you want to see. 252 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,980 Maybe, I don't know, someone could have photoshopped it. 253 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:59,482 Nobody's messed with it. It's been in my attic for 10 years. 254 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,020 Look, it's obviously like a relative or something, David. 255 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:06,007 - Family does tend to actually look alike. - All right. Well, then explain this. 256 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,163 We're wearing the same shirt. 257 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,420 What's with the camera, Chris? 258 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:18,363 Yeah, isn't it cool? It's my dad's. 259 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,220 That bitch. 260 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,641 What is Sarah Nathan's problem? She knows I like Justin. 261 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:25,660 Chris, check this out. Lollapalooza was so sick. 262 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,220 Lemme see? 263 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:30,403 I am so jealous. God, why did I have to miss that? 264 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,060 What is your brother doing? 265 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,740 No offense, Christina, but that's kind of creepy. 266 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:37,140 He's just watching a tape of kids. 267 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,380 You don't know... 268 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,740 Let me guess, you found aliens at your party, too. 269 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,780 Okay, we're gonna be using some really big words... 270 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,300 David, that's not you. 271 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,580 Okay, no! This is definitely me. 272 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,284 - Maybe. - Look! 273 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:52,890 That is my T-shirt, that is my backpack and that is my watch. That's me. 274 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,100 Wait! What's the thing in your hand? The ballerina thing. 275 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,201 What? 276 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,380 A keychain, I think? 277 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,260 Okay. Everybody, take out your keys. 278 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,300 Maybe it's not you, man. 279 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,444 Shit. Whose stuff is this in my bag? 280 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,580 Wait, wait. This is Jessie Pierce's. 281 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:11,940 - What? - Are you serious? 282 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,460 You have a hot chick bag. You're like a hot chick! 283 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,420 This is what you need to do. Go over there and pretend like you just don't care. 284 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,249 Throw it at her and be like, "Yo, here's your shit, Pierce." 285 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,842 - I'm sorry. Have you seen David with girls? - I'm still right here, Chris. Be nice. 286 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,125 No! I will go give this back to her. 287 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,300 No, no, no. I'm gonna go and take it back to her, okay. 288 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,500 That's right. 289 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,300 I'm not gonna let my sister do my bidding. 290 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:34,060 Man. Man. Yo, let me smell your breath, though. 291 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,366 What are you gonna say? 292 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,220 Are you trying to communicate with me telepathically? 293 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,924 Excuse me, I... 294 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,300 I have... I think you have my bag. I think we switched bags. 295 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,140 Possibly? Looks like. By the way, my name is... 296 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,540 - David? - Yeah. 297 00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,140 We've gone to school together for four years. 298 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,180 Yeah. 299 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,487 Did you go through my stuff? 300 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,326 No. 301 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:09,580 I might have reached in there a little bit to kinda feel around blindly, but... 302 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:11,660 Is that why you're wearing my perfume? 303 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,260 Well... I didn't spray that. That wasn't me. 304 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,260 So other people went through my stuff, too. 305 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,140 I'm really sorry, okay. I just came to switch bags with you. 306 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:22,005 I would never have... I would never do that. 307 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,641 David? 308 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,122 - Yeah. - Congrats on MIT. 309 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:32,881 Thank you. 310 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,180 Dude, David, you've lived here your whole life. Where are you gonna go? 311 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,700 Quinn, come on, can you stop talking about it all the time? 312 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,180 Guys, stop arguing for two seconds, okay. 313 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,860 We need to figure out what I'm doing on this tape, right? 314 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,020 So... So, I'm over here? 315 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:47,740 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're back there. Back there to the right. 316 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,700 Yeah, that's good. Then somebody crosses frame. 317 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:50,820 Quinn, go here. 318 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,420 Actually, move the camera to the left a little. 319 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,260 - Okay. - And you, back to the right. 320 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,100 That's perfect, that's perfect. 321 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,060 Wait, wait. Split that difference. 322 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,060 There. That's perfect. Don't move. 323 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,500 Right here. So what am I doing? We're just standing here? 324 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,340 You're doing mad backflips. 325 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:05,940 Let me check. 326 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:09,060 It looks like your right hand is reaching for something. Like, maybe the wall? 327 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,180 Okay. 328 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,820 Wait, no, no, no. Behind the wall. 329 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,340 Yeah. 330 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,420 There's a light switch. 331 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,682 What does that one turn on? 332 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:20,007 The basement? Let's check. 333 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,051 Down here. 334 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,690 Quinn, turn the lights on. 335 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,842 - This all your dad's stuff? - Yeah. 336 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,690 Whoa. 337 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,007 Let's do this. 338 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,771 - Are you sure you should touch that? - Help me out. 339 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,740 We weren't allowed in here. 340 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,220 We're going in today. 341 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,526 Help me out. 342 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:49,420 - Spooky. - Quinn! 343 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,420 Jeez! Someone's afraid of the dark. 344 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:53,045 What are you, 10 years old? 345 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:55,620 Did you hear that? 346 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,802 Yeah, what was that? 347 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,220 I don't hear it anymore. Was that the light? 348 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,420 Quinn, keep clicking the lights on and off. 349 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,090 I thought I heard a sound. 350 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:06,900 There, there! 351 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,340 Yeah, I hear it, too. 352 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:11,125 It's like a fricking clicking noise or something. 353 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,340 Yeah, check over there. 354 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:15,046 - I don't know where it's coming from. - Where's it coming from? 355 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,411 Wait, I see something. Leave the lights on! 356 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,260 Holy shit! 357 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,805 No way. 358 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,325 Goddang! 359 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,420 Wait! Turn the lights back off! 360 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,648 - Why? - Try this. 361 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,401 It's connected to the light switch. 362 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,929 Oh, my God. 363 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,620 That's the same thing your dad was holding on the tape. 364 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,085 The case... 365 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,500 Help me out. 366 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,443 - Come on. - Right here, right here. 367 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,884 What the hell? 368 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,405 Turn them on! 369 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,042 What the hell is that? 370 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,660 - Open it. - No, you open it. 371 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:04,445 You need to open it. It's your dad's. 372 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,485 Whoa! 373 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,340 Oh, my God. 374 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:15,860 Chris, come get this. Chris, Chris, come here. 375 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,450 I'm getting it. 376 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,005 What? 377 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,084 Whoa. 378 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,371 You getting this, Chris? 379 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,420 What's D-A-R-P-A? 380 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:28,860 It's DARPA. 381 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,380 It's a classified division of the military. They work on all kinds of crazy shit. 382 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,540 They invented the Internet, tried teleportation. 383 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,220 I thought your dad was in energy research. 384 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,180 Yes, my dad worked for Eastern Power and Electric. 385 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,169 - I mean... - Is this it? 386 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:44,660 Thermomagnetic accelerator navigation drive? 387 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,380 I don't understand. This is some sort of a machine, guys. 388 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:47,900 What, like a computer or something? 389 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,060 No, not a machine. 390 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:52,801 These schematics use equations like the theory of relativity. 391 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,005 Engine pressure ratio. 392 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,220 Course deviation indicator? 393 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,561 Longitudinal static stability? 394 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,260 Hydraulic interface module. 395 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,727 Wait, here we go. Project Almanac. 396 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,368 ID number 453-Delta-71? 397 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,780 "Temporal relocation prototype"? 398 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,689 Temporal relocation? 399 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,060 That's... That's impossible. 400 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,620 Any time you guys want to speak English 401 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,340 - so that I can follow. - Temporal relocation. 402 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,044 What does that mean? 403 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,969 It means time travel. 404 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,044 I mean, that's what that means. 405 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,126 What? 406 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,740 Holy shit! 407 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,260 So you're telling me Dad left a time machine in the basement? 408 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:36,580 Well... I mean, I guess technically, he left blueprints, but... 409 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,740 Still... 410 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,300 Slow down for one second, okay. Let's just all take a beat here. 411 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,740 DARPA designed this. 412 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:45,401 So it could actually be real, right? 413 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,724 It's possible. 414 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,460 We should try to build it. 415 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,940 You guys, my dad messed around with a bunch of junk down here. 416 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,340 Why would he hide junk then? It's in a fricking case in the ground? 417 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:55,780 Even if it wasn't junk... 418 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,540 Dude, he must have left this for you. 419 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,085 Okay, I know you'd like to think that 420 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,260 my dad left me a time machine, okay, but... 421 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:05,091 I think this glass thing is, like, the heart of the machine. 422 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,765 It runs everything. 423 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,260 David. 424 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:13,250 Just for a second think about it. 425 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,050 You guys are... 426 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:21,940 You guys are crazy. We can't build a time machine in my basement. 427 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,088 I mean, did you see the tape at your seventh birthday? 428 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,961 I mean, I think we already did build it. 429 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,891 Shit. 430 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,641 Hello. 431 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,730 Sweetie, I got to go. I got to go. I'm sorry. 432 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,180 Who were you talking to, Dad? 433 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:47,660 He's just a friend, David. 434 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:50,460 He's here to fix something. I won't be gone long. 435 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,891 Promise? 436 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,764 Of course, I promise. 437 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,281 Here. 438 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,565 Time me. 439 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,860 It is February 18th, 2014. 440 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,900 My brother has officially lost his mind. 441 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,288 He genuinely believes he is building a time machine. 442 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,484 Extension cords, fuses, relays, power cables. 443 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,580 It's cool you hang out with us. 444 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,045 You guys are my ride home, Adam. 445 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:27,140 - What happened to your pants? - Sarah Nathan is a backstabbing bitch. 446 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,340 Okay, so I've got five 1,000-volt DC couplers, 447 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:33,060 four 70-ohm resistors, but I just can't find any capacitors. 448 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,100 - Did you check by the couplers? - What do I look like, an idiot? 449 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,140 Well, you are trying to build a time machine, David. 450 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,460 We're just trying to turn on this glass box, okay. 451 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,540 Yeah, yeah, totally. 452 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:43,008 Hey, excuse me, sir, but where is your time machine section? 453 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:44,740 Sorry. Nobody likes her. 454 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,060 We can all agree on something, right? 455 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,660 I mean, you have to kill Hitler. That's like Time Travel 101. 456 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,900 Naturally, but none of us even speak German, so... 457 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,401 That's why God invented Google Translator, David. 458 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,204 - Exactly. - They didn't have Wi-Fi in 1939. 459 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,180 These are all the batteries we could afford. 460 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,740 Well, the guys who built the Hubble Telescope 461 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,660 started out building it in their garage with parts from Home Depot. 462 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,260 - What time was their curfew? - What are you doing here? 463 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,408 Just getting a record of you burning down the house. 464 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:07,900 What are you doing? 465 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,700 I used to kind of watch Dad do a lot of this stuff. 466 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,100 This is called stripping wire. 467 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,851 Hey, Quinn, isn't your mom a stripper? 468 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,200 Shut up, dude. 469 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:19,011 Hey, put the camera down? I want to teach you. 470 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,100 All right, I think we're all set. 471 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,420 Christina, you may wanna stand back. 472 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,602 We're pumping about 400 volts into this puppy. 473 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,860 So, what, you plug those things together and we're gonna go back to the Stone Age? 474 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,660 No. If we can't turn the glass circuit on, 475 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,888 there's no point in building the rest of the machine. 476 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,886 I only have one. Sorry, guys. 477 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,245 Let's hit it. 478 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,380 What's happening? 479 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,460 It's supposed to... 480 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,085 I'm not seeing anything. 481 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,140 - Holy shit. - Crap. 482 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,300 Are you okay? 483 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,980 - What does that even... - Give me the camera. 484 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,300 Give me the camera. Look at yourself. Your hair. 485 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,140 - What is it? What? - Your hair. 486 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,660 - On your head. - Touch your head! 487 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,300 Oh, my God. 488 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,540 Wow. 489 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,244 Guys, guys, guys! 490 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,603 What the shit? 491 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,726 What's going on? What's it doing? 492 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,020 Is anybody else seeing this? 493 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,646 It's creating electromagnetic energy! 494 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,205 Whoa! 495 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,965 - Whoa! - Oh, shit! 496 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,406 What the... 497 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,681 It's in my mouth! Dude! Dude! 498 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,140 All the batteries are fried. 499 00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,860 This battery flew up and almost hit me. 500 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,201 - Dude, it did hit me. - Film everything. 501 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,611 From now on, film everything. 502 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,540 I've literally never seen any inputs like this before. 503 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,020 I mean, it must be a prototype. 504 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,645 Let me see it. 505 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,604 It's DARPA. They have access to more technology than we do. 506 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:22,460 Intentional obsolescence. You've got to love it. 507 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,369 Wow. This is... 508 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,220 We need a graphics processor. 509 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,482 Where the hell do we get one of those? 510 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,180 You owe me a new Xbox, dude. 511 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,220 Okay, you know what, guys? Just don't talk to me for a while. 512 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,900 When you love something, Quinn, you have to set it free. 513 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,940 This isn't a joke to me, Christina, okay? This is my life here. 514 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,180 Right there, right there. 515 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,100 Wow. What the hell is that? 516 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,100 Some kind of navigation program. 517 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,646 I think we can control the time machine with this. 518 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,900 Okay, so, you're telling me that thing can run the whole machine? 519 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,780 I thought it called for a boatload of computers. 520 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,220 No, this was 12 years ago my dad made the schematics. 521 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,100 They didn't have the technology. 522 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,660 Trust me, welcome to 2014. 523 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,047 This thing is strong enough to send a rocket to the moon. 524 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,220 You enter the time here, 525 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,100 and you just press the red button and boom. 526 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,690 - We're Doctor Who. - Who's Doctor Who? 527 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,820 Dude, I am sorry for every mean thing I've ever said to you. 528 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:12,940 - Really? - Yeah. 529 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,929 - Mean thing today. What he said today. - Yeah, today. 530 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,820 So, how much longer is this gonna take? 531 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,260 Chris, it's not some high school textbook, okay. 532 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,260 This is highly classified schematics. 533 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,409 It could take a day, take weeks. We don't know. 534 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,420 It goes back six weeks, but 535 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,740 we have to split the power for the return trip, 536 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,491 so it's three weeks in the past, three weeks back. 537 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:39,931 If we go further than that, we're basically stuck there. 538 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,180 What? 539 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,020 We're stuck in the past forever! 540 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:44,180 Why? 541 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,220 If we go more than three weeks... I'll tell you later! 542 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,685 Goddang it! 543 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,245 Shit, my Xbox is all tricked out. 544 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:53,926 That looks good. 545 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:55,900 That's insane. 546 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,660 You finish with those couplers yet? 547 00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,300 Yeah, almost. 548 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,721 Whoa, what the hell, man? 549 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,460 Wait. Are you... 550 00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,100 These two wires right here? 551 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,202 What do I do with this screwdriver? 552 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,700 Here we go. There it is. 553 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,820 That's it! 554 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,580 I think I finally got this thing dialed in. 555 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,180 - This looks good, David. - You need this for something? 556 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,860 - I feel like you might need this. - No, I don't need that. 557 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,860 Hey, guys, are we in position? 558 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,380 Wait, let me get my helmet. 559 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:21,606 Relax, the switch is cold. 560 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,842 - I thought you just said it was cold! - It's off! 561 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,340 That is not cold! Do you know what "cold" means? 562 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,250 - Do you feel the power? - Guys, guys, guys! 563 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:34,281 What the... 564 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,020 How is this happening? 565 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,140 I don't know. 566 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,811 Is it all the electromagnetic energy? 567 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,620 Then explain this. Come here, Chris. 568 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,563 Holy shit. 569 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,201 - Oh, my God. Look at that! - Oh, shit. 570 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,165 What the... 571 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,441 Guys! 572 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,641 Holy shit, are you guys seeing this? 573 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,010 Does it hurt? What's it like? 574 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,963 What's my hand doing? 575 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,044 David, the battery's overheating! 576 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,180 Are you okay? 577 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,169 Yeah. That was... That was awesome. 578 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,980 These batteries are dead. It didn't work. 579 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,241 Guys? 580 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,370 Does this seem familiar to you? 581 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,571 Oh, my God. 582 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,164 Okay, so I was wrong. That's definitely you. 583 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,208 I mean, you guys, we're 584 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,651 close. 585 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,260 We still need hydrogen. Without it, we're done. 586 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,220 - What do you mean done? - Without hydrogen, no fusion. 587 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,500 Without fusion, there's no time travel. 588 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,100 Well, how much will it cost? 589 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,368 It's not a matter of cost. I mean, you need a permit just to buy it, so... 590 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,562 You guys, I got an idea. 591 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,765 Cut the camera. 592 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:00,891 I can't believe we're doing this. 593 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,722 Wait, wait. There's a security guard. 594 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,367 Hey, Argo, you realize we're not taking hostages, right? 595 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,100 - What, you didn't bring yours? - What? 596 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,620 Can we get expelled for this? 597 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,131 - Obviously. - Shit. 598 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,644 Let's go. 599 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:17,690 Go, go, go. 600 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,204 We're clear. 601 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,460 Yo, what's the code? 602 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,620 One, three, four, five. 603 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,180 - Come on, hurry. - Wait, is it... 604 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,060 It's pi. Duh. 605 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,083 Put it, put it, put it. 606 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,580 - Yes! Lights. - Go, go, go, go! 607 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,260 Someone get the lights. 608 00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:40,140 - Lights, lights. - Go, go, go! 609 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,924 Guys, it's probably locked in one of these, okay? 610 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,180 Wait up. David, David. 611 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,647 David, too far, too far, come back. 612 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,780 - Yes! - Nice. 613 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,020 God, I'm strong. 614 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,820 - Hey, get one of those crates! - Yeah. 615 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:54,900 Yo, how much do we need? 616 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,500 We'll take them all. Get the bag. 617 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:57,806 We might not get another shot. 618 00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:58,980 Here, I got two crates. 619 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,340 Yo, I can't carry all that. 620 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,090 Careful, it's hydrogen! 621 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,660 Got it. Let's get out of here. 622 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,820 - Whoa! - Come on. 623 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,540 - You frickin' idiot. - Shut up! 624 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,880 Come on! 625 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,780 - You got the camera? - Yeah, got it. 626 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,167 Come on, come on, come on. 627 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,211 You first. 628 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,820 Hey, does anyone want to take like... I don't know, like a five-minute break? 629 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,420 It looks like Walker's having a party. 630 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,285 Guys, it works. The hydrogen fits. 631 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,808 Chris, get in position. 632 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,780 What's with the watches? 633 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,340 Okay, so if this works, when the red one comes back, 634 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,020 it'll be 60 seconds behind the black one. 635 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,531 Here you go. 636 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,260 This is Project... Yeah. 637 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,700 This is Project Almanac. Experiment one, trial one. 638 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,420 Temporal distance, 60 seconds. 639 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,170 In English, please? 640 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,580 It means we're going to send your crappy toy 641 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,682 a minute back into the past. All right, you guys ready? 642 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,620 Quinn. Are you going to set this? 643 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,820 - Shit. - One job, he has one job. 644 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,207 - GoPro, set. - Come on, come on, come on. 645 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,524 All right, we're good. 646 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,740 Three, two... 647 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,180 Wait, let me put my goggles on. 648 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,860 Chris, come on, be present, focus. 649 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:13,980 One second. 650 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,320 - You good? - I'm good. 651 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,966 Three, two, one. 652 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,570 - What the hell? - Just give it a second. 653 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,300 Do it again, just do it again, man. Go on. 654 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,926 Three, two, one. 655 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:36,980 What the hell, Adam? 656 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,220 Just give me a second. 657 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,243 - What did you do? - Nothing. 658 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,260 Oh, shit. 659 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,044 - All right. - It's working! 660 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,484 The power's holding! 661 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,728 What's going on? Come on, come on! 662 00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,020 Oh, shit! 663 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,281 Come on! 664 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,844 What the hell? 665 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,042 No, no, no, no. 666 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,740 - They're fried. - Really? 667 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,460 You guys, we haven't had a night off in weeks. 668 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,460 Why don't we just, you know, take it off and check out the party. 669 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,340 Then how the hell are we supposed to do this? 670 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,100 This thing just keeps eating through batteries, man. 671 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,500 We need a really strong power source. 672 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:25,161 Something that can recharge itself as it puts out power. 673 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,970 It's nickel-metal hydride. Oh, my God, how did I not... 674 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,364 For sure. What did he say? 675 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,167 What the hell is he doing? 676 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,244 Beats me. 677 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,540 Why is he getting Jessie Pierce to park in our driveway? 678 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,404 Right there's good. 679 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,660 Whoa! Jessie Pierce drives? 680 00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,460 I assumed she just, like, appeared out of thin air, 681 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,060 like most mythological creatures. 682 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,810 You guys coming to the party? 683 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,730 Yeah. We just gotta get changed. 684 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,611 - Stay out of my perfume. - Jessie, come on. 685 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,481 I'm gonna need every jumper cable you can find. We're going to use her battery. 686 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,524 I got them. 687 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,688 - Christina. - Here you go. 688 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,580 What's so special about this hybrid battery? 689 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,780 Its negative electrode uses a hydrogen-absorbing alloy... 690 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,167 Okay, you know what? Forget I asked. 691 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,921 - Connecting now! - Wait! 692 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,300 - Dude! - That was awesome. 693 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,060 Hey, what's the hell's taking you guys so long? 694 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,540 Well, maybe, you know, if Adam wasn't 695 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,420 trying to kill me, then it might go a little faster. 696 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,540 Stop laughing, it's not funny! Come on! 697 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,980 - We're good. - Let's go, let's go! Come on! 698 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,580 Quick! Adam, clean off the table. 699 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:45,860 How long do we have? 700 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,420 I don't know. Chris, how long do girls stay at parties? 701 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,220 Well, dude, hot girls don't stay at parties long. 702 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:51,940 They go to multiple ones, like five or six a night. 703 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,820 - What do you know about that? - Is this gonna work? 704 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,900 I don't know, there's a good chance we're gonna blow up her car. 705 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,180 - Chris, give me a hand. Here. - What? 706 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,060 Look, I want you to make sure this connection is stable. 707 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,820 - So we just go, right, David? - Yeah! It's cool. 708 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,540 GoPro set. Wait, let me get my helmet. 709 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,780 - Coordinates set, 60 seconds. - Come on, come on. 710 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,644 Let me get my goggles! 711 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,780 Shit, it doesn't reach. Guys, table, table, table! 712 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,451 Okay, one, two, three, push. 713 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,300 Again, again! 714 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:18,780 One, two, three, push. 715 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,041 Whoa! 716 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,207 Everybody, back, back, back. 717 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,729 Look at the camera! Look at the camera! 718 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,260 Let me get my camera! I gotta get it! 719 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,091 Let me get my camera! Hold on one second! 720 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:46,420 Chris, come on! 721 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:47,885 Chris, hurry up! 722 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,041 Jeez, that was loud. 723 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,700 Oh, my God. 724 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,041 David, let me in! David, open the door! 725 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,700 Shit, guys! It's Jessie. 726 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,340 Do not let her in! She can't handle this, honestly! 727 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,660 David, what the hell? Wh... 728 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,580 What is going on? What are you doing? 729 00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,500 Jessie, get down! 730 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,180 Why? What are you guys doing? Oh, my God. 731 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,500 Project Almanac. 732 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,602 Experiment one, trial two. 733 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,167 Get that, get that, get that! 734 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,206 - What is all this? - Get this! Get this! 735 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:29,931 Get down! 736 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,167 Oh, my God, the lights went out. 737 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,020 Are you guys okay? 738 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,804 Yeah. Are you? 739 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,243 - You okay? - Yeah. 740 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,044 That scared me. 741 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,290 Good idea. 742 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,242 Oh, God. Oh, God. 743 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,369 What the hell? 744 00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:22,288 Wait, disconnecting. 745 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,020 Grab the camera. 746 00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,780 Where's the... Guys, where's the Corvette? 747 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,100 It was supposed to be here, one minute behind. 748 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,900 What the hell did you guys do? 749 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,980 I can't believe the Corvette's not there. 750 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,321 This doesn't make any sense. 751 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,244 - Chris, are you sure you're okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. 752 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,900 Shit. Hey, guys, I found it! 753 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,844 - No way. - Oh, my God. 754 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,720 What? 755 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,566 It's fused to the fricking wall! 756 00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,366 - No way. - Are you guys seeing this? 757 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,329 Yo, stopwatch. 758 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,380 My God! It went back two hours. David? 759 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,608 - Two hours? - That's what it says. 760 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,260 What's on the GoPro? 761 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,060 - Clean off the table. - How long do we have? 762 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,180 I don't know. 763 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,770 It was there the whole time. 764 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,729 Well, dude, hot girls don't stay at parties long. 765 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,420 They go to multiple ones, like five or six a night. 766 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:17,940 What do you know about that? 767 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,820 I can't even comprehend this right now. 768 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,447 It works. We sent something back in time. 769 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,285 Chris... 770 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,250 - Hey. - Hey. You okay? 771 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,011 Yeah. I just... 772 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,926 I don't really understand what just happened. 773 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:36,926 Well... 774 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,420 We just built a time machine. 775 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,090 - We built a time machine. - We built a time machine. 776 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:44,010 Smoke! Shit! The cables! 777 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,645 - Get the fire extinguisher! - Oh, my God. My car! 778 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,100 - So, what's with the backpack? - I'm reducing the width of frame 779 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:53,500 so the machine can fit inside a 22-by-14-inch backpack. 780 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,761 So we could just walk around with it? 781 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,260 - It'd only weigh 8 pounds. - The whole thing? 782 00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,603 Goldberg! It's time for your presentation. 783 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,860 Did that guy just say "presentation"? 784 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,700 All right, everybody, settle down. 785 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:05,820 Quinn, you didn't study? 786 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,380 No, I didn't study. I've been building a time machine. 787 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:08,620 Let's get this over with. 788 00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:10,404 - You're up first. - Yeah, I know. 789 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,803 Name the first 10 elements of the periodic table. 790 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:21,580 All right, so, I was thinking we should start off small. I was making a list. 791 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,540 - Bacteria, to send through. - Yeah. 792 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,380 I can grab something from Dr. Lou's class. 793 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:27,606 He actually really likes me. 794 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,660 Yesterday I was at Petco with my mom. 795 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,570 And they have, like, dozens of those little white mice, 796 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,620 and you could just send those back. 797 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,980 Think about it. If you were a mouse, you'd be like, 798 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:38,380 "Damn, I'm time traveling right now!" 799 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,882 Guys, I'm serious. We need to keep this quiet. 800 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:43,980 Okay, Jessie saw me staring at her. 801 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,740 That's real smooth... Real smooth, David, perfect. 802 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,580 Guys, can you please not just all look at her? Guys, stop! 803 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:50,700 Hey, guys! 804 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,564 - Smooth, guys. Nice. - Is she coming over? 805 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,969 - David, game face, put your game face on. - I haven't got a game face. 806 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,808 Somebody say something. 807 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,260 Okay, thank you for letting us use your battery. 808 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,420 Yeah, no problem. What are you going to do with it? 809 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,740 Well, we're gonna test it. We're gonna... 810 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,060 But I thought you already tested it. 811 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,640 Yeah, yeah, but we haven't tested on a living organism. 812 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,820 So now you're going to test it on people, right? 813 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:22,940 No! 814 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,610 - Bacteria first. - Or puppies. 815 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:26,220 - We need to start... - Puppies? 816 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,527 You've been to Petco, right? You've seen all the white mice? 817 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:29,700 Quinn, enough with the Petco. 818 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,620 We have to take this step by step. Be very conscious of what we're doing. 819 00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:37,009 Right, but shouldn't the next step be, like, testing it on us? 820 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,340 It's not... You know, this is not a toy. 821 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,460 - We need to take it step by step... - I'm not saying it's a toy, but like... 822 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,130 I mean, there's a lot of things we have to think about... 823 00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:45,660 Hey, what is that? 824 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,780 - What is this? - What? My keys? 825 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,370 Oh, my God. 826 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,961 - What's wrong with my keys? - They're just really cool. 827 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,684 You're kidding, right? 828 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,329 - Hello? - Sorry. 829 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,688 I don't... 830 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,207 - This isn't fake, right? - No. 831 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:10,605 No, it's real. 832 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,048 It doesn't make any sense. 833 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,089 You guys film everything, huh? 834 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:29,260 I think, we have to go with another inanimate object and then move our way to... 835 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:30,580 No. 836 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:31,780 You know, plants and... 837 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,500 - Come on. - Come on, what? 838 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,460 You're watching this video and you're gonna send another inanimate object through? 839 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,180 It'll be very potentially dangerous. 840 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,601 But you know that you can do this. 841 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,329 What are you waiting for? 842 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,300 If we increase the power to the glass circuit, 843 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,563 the diameter of the warp could expand to 9 feet, 844 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,460 which may fit all five of us. 845 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,100 - Graphics processor dialed in. - Am I gonna get electrocuted? 846 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:57,360 Setting the machine to 24 hours back. That's how far we'll push it. 847 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,642 David, I'm getting scared. 848 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:01,803 Running system diagnostic test. 849 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,401 All systems check. 850 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,926 Guys, turning machine to standby mode. 851 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:10,606 We're ready to go. 852 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:14,380 Dad, I'm not sure what you were doing down here 853 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,528 or why you were doing it, 854 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,129 but this is for you. 855 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:41,527 Full disclosure, guys. 856 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:42,860 There's a slight chance that 857 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:46,806 oxygen and nitrogen naturally found in the air could catalyze. 858 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,580 What does that mean? 859 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,364 We could explode. 860 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,220 Here. Set the GoPro up over there, 861 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,820 so we can get a, you know, wide shot of the environment. 862 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:00,967 Okay. 863 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,860 We need to move away from the car, away from the trees, 864 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,380 and everything, right. Get some clearance. 865 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,940 Remember, the warp has a 10-foot diameter, so... 866 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,690 - Yeah. - Where should we go? 867 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,321 I think, yeah, right here? 868 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,401 Are you recording? 869 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:23,000 No, the red light means something else entirely. 870 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,571 Okay. 871 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,685 To reiterate, 872 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:35,100 because of the catalyzation of the oxygen in our lungs, 873 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,202 do not hold your breath. You got that? 874 00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:39,131 Yeah. 875 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,540 Because of the high level of impact, 876 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,007 - keep your body loose, right? - Yeah. 877 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,260 And because of UV light, keep your eyes closed. 878 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,203 Yeah. 879 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,251 Okay, is anyone else, like, shitting their pants right now? 880 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:54,725 Or is it... 881 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,764 Guys, I'm not gonna lie. I'm completely terrified. 882 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,323 But I'm the one who's on the tape. 883 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,050 So if you guys 884 00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:05,485 don't want to come, I understand. Okay? 885 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,525 I'm in. If you're going, I am. 886 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,890 I'm in, too. 887 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,050 I'm with the group. 888 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:17,140 I've done every boring thing with you since first grade. 889 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:18,685 Of course I'm coming. 890 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:20,500 All right. 891 00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,140 Let's step in. 892 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:24,083 Wait, like right now? 893 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,460 It's all right. It's okay. 894 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,580 We're going to be okay. 895 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:31,860 We're gonna be okay. 896 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,769 Chris, come on, you need to get closer. 897 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,086 Okay. 898 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,020 All right, you guys ready for this? 899 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,770 - Yeah. - Yeah. 900 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,289 Get in closer! 901 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:09,900 Guys! Guys! Look! 902 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,128 Holy shit! Get down! 903 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,770 God, it's burning. 904 00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,220 David, your ears. 905 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,641 Guys? Guys, I can't hear anything. 906 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,848 Guys? I can't hear! 907 00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,448 Can you hear me? Can you hear me? 908 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:02,444 You can? Okay. 909 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,003 Holy shit! 910 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,850 You okay? 911 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,100 - Where's Adam? - Yeah, where's Adam? 912 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,929 - Where's Adam? - Adam! 913 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,568 What the hell? What the hell? 914 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:18,580 - My God, please tell me you got that. - Are you all right? 915 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,330 Please tell me you got all that. 916 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:23,740 You all right, buddy? 917 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,300 I'm okay. 918 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,580 We're okay. 919 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:27,886 Did it work? 920 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,168 Where's the car? 921 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,580 Well, if it worked, it's not gonna be here 922 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,364 until we drive it here tomorrow. 923 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,202 Look at this. Look. 924 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,500 Holy shit. 925 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,180 David, we need to see if this really worked. 926 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,443 Wait, I got an idea. Yeah, I got a sick idea. Come on. 927 00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:46,580 My neighbor's dog is a beast. 928 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,444 - Why are we going in your house? - Just trust me. 929 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,780 Seriously, this is what we're doing? 930 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,940 My mom's asleep, just don't wake her. 931 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,281 I want to see if this works. Have you guys ever seen the movie Looper? 932 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:55,970 - No. - God, I love that movie. 933 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,883 What are we doing? 934 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:02,860 What are we doing here? 935 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,610 It's sick, right? 936 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,420 - Watch this, watch this. - No, no, no... 937 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:07,806 Stop! 938 00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,361 You guys! 939 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,563 Oh, my God. 940 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,300 Get that. Get that. 941 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,402 Oh, my God, this is cool. 942 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,140 This is sick. 943 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:28,447 Oh, my God, he's waking up! Guys, guys, guys... 944 00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:29,860 What? What? 945 00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,020 - What? - What? 946 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:32,820 - What? What? - What? What? 947 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,940 What? What? 948 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,247 Oh, my God, what's happening? 949 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,604 We've got to get him out of here! 950 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:41,601 - Quinn, stop looking! - Go! 951 00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,380 It was a crazy feedback loop. 952 00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,005 - Look at me, are you okay? - I'm all right. Okay. 953 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,820 Quinn, you disappeared for a second. I think we should get out of here. 954 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,500 Yeah, we should get out of here. Let's go! 955 00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,900 We did it! We really did it! 956 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:58,403 It's yesterday! 957 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,020 Oh, shit! 958 00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:05,531 - Run! - I'm trying! 959 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:06,562 Run, run! 960 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:07,780 Shit, it's coming! 961 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,380 David, take us back! 962 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,660 David, hit the button! 963 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,364 David, get us back! 964 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,491 Come on! Get close! Get close to me now! 965 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,329 Oh, my God, we're alive. 966 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,811 Adam. Oh, shit. 967 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,651 Are you all right? 968 00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:41,970 Are you kidding? 969 00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:45,164 Holy shit! Holy shit! 970 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,566 Guys? 971 00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,842 I don't think we're alone. 972 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,491 Hey. 973 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,331 Hey, puppy. 974 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,411 Hey. 975 00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,780 - He's drooling all over me. - I know, he's drooling on me, too, man. 976 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,167 Move him over there. He's on my side... 977 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:04,169 - Guys, why am I in the trunk? - Quinn, stop pushing him on my side. 978 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,620 Sit, sit, sit. 979 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:08,848 Guys... Guys, check it out. 980 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,091 These flyers definitely weren't here before we jumped. 981 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:14,420 There's so many of them. 982 00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:15,521 That's weird. 983 00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:18,927 Do you think we changed things? 984 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,691 What does it say? 985 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,100 It says, "Lost Dog." 986 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,300 Guys, we changed reality. 987 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:27,811 Holy shit. 988 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,729 David, come on. 989 00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,208 Well, I told you we wouldn't die. 990 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,485 Yeah. 991 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:46,681 I... 992 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,300 No, I got my wallet. Never mind. I thought it was... 993 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,300 - Thought it was on my side of the car? - No, I was just checking my backpack. 994 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:55,780 Thank you for the ride. 995 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,121 - You're welcome, David. - I'll see you... See you at school. 996 00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:02,420 - Dude, how have you never seen Timecop? - Quit saying that like it's a bad thing. 997 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:03,820 Look, you're missing the point. 998 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,820 You can't go back and give yourself information about the future. 999 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,605 Dude, wrong. That's the entire purpose of time traveling. 1000 00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:11,722 Here, just look at Terminators one through four. 1001 00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:13,410 My dad... 1002 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,500 He's a genius. 1003 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,180 He's an absolute genius. 1004 00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:21,250 Dude, you could actually, like, go back and meet him now. 1005 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,562 - We can do anything. - We can meet anyone. 1006 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:25,380 Literally. 1007 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,620 You guys, we invented freaking time travel! 1008 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:32,340 Why don't we sell this thing to Richard Branson for, like, a zillion dollars? 1009 00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,380 We didn't invent anything, first of all. 1010 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:37,580 We just put it together with the directions that we had over there, so... 1011 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,340 You make it sound like we got it at IKEA. 1012 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,260 Okay, we can't sell it. 1013 00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,340 No chance. We don't even know what it is. We don't even know what it can do yet. 1014 00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:45,900 Okay, well, look, I mean, he's right, 1015 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,300 but we could beat the stock market, or win the Powerball. 1016 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,482 Stock market, Powerball. It's not about money. 1017 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,171 We could do whatever we want. 1018 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,965 Imagine the possibilities. It's like a second chance machine. 1019 00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:56,161 We know. 1020 00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,540 Okay, so we need to learn how to use it. 1021 00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,420 How hard is it to learn how to time travel? 1022 00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,540 Obviously, very, man. You almost short-circuited last night. 1023 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,130 Dude, you were disappearing. 1024 00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:07,340 We gotta have rules. 1025 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,380 - Okay. - Yeah? 1026 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:09,900 - Yes. So what are they? - What are the rules then? 1027 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,700 First rule, no jumping alone. 1028 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,041 We always have to jump all together every time. 1029 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:16,580 - That makes sense. - Yes? 1030 00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:17,727 What else? 1031 00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,171 Well, we could film all of our jumps, 1032 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,540 so that if we mess something up, we know what we did wrong. 1033 00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,900 - That's a good idea. - That's a great idea. 1034 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,100 And we have to keep it a secret. Right? 1035 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,380 So no Twitter, no Facebook, none of that stuff. 1036 00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:28,540 Absolutely. 1037 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,530 We should have code names. Like safe words. 1038 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:35,162 You know, from now on, I want to be called Obsidian One. 1039 00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:39,220 I'm definitely not taking part in any of that. 1040 00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:40,340 Whatever. 1041 00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:41,820 So what do you guys wanna do with the machine? 1042 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,060 I want to see Biggie and Tupac live. 1043 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,580 You know what? I wanna go to the original Star Wars premiere. 1044 00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:47,660 That's not bad. 1045 00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:49,420 Dude, that is so freaking awesome! 1046 00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,620 Guys, guys, I wanna go back and meet Einstein, okay, 1047 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:54,580 but this machine only goes back three weeks. All right? 1048 00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:57,126 So we have to take it slow. Keep testing it. 1049 00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:01,740 - But there's still things we can change. - Well, I just failed my Chem report. 1050 00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,923 And I don't really wanna repeat 12th grade, 1051 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,140 I'd probably go change that. 1052 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:09,100 I wouldn't mind being captain of the baseball team. 1053 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,420 No. 1054 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:11,521 What do you mean, no? 1055 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,371 It's not a magic wand, it's just kinda a time machine. 1056 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:15,925 Cool, thanks, man. 1057 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,620 Okay, right there, you guys. You're broke. 1058 00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:20,563 You're getting bullied. I'm failing high school. 1059 00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:22,780 You know, let's take this thing out for a spin. 1060 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:23,820 Cheers to that. 1061 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:25,620 - Here's to taking it out for a spin. - Hell yeah! 1062 00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:27,563 Let's take it for a spin. Baseball... 1063 00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,260 There, that's it. I think we got it. 1064 00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,660 Okay, David, so my Chem report was eight days ago. 1065 00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,125 That's pretty secure. 1066 00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:35,605 Here, let me fix your strap. 1067 00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:38,127 Thanks. 1068 00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,722 Looks good. 1069 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,129 Experiment four, "Bait and Switch." 1070 00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,140 Chris, are you already in class? 1071 00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:52,446 I forgot my gym clothes. 1072 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:56,020 He's coming, he's coming. 1073 00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:57,460 Okay, I see him. 1074 00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:59,961 Chris, go stop him before he gets to Chemistry. 1075 00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,740 Hey, Quinn, hey, what's up? 1076 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,260 Lou's sick, class is canceled. 1077 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,300 There's no sub? 1078 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,980 What are you, Sherlock Holmes? No, there's no sub. 1079 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,969 - Sweet. - You're good, don't worry about it. 1080 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,082 We're good, we're good. 1081 00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:15,500 Okay. 1082 00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:17,420 Awesome job, Chris. 1083 00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:18,500 - Did it work? - Yeah. 1084 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:19,700 What a douche. 1085 00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,660 Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, 1086 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,500 Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen. 1087 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:24,980 Then why are you texting him at 3:00 in the morning? 1088 00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,620 You're overreacting. We're just friends. 1089 00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:28,961 Quinny, listen. Relax, relax, relax. 1090 00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:31,060 Quinn Goldberg. 1091 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,860 All right, everybody, settle down. 1092 00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,940 Goldberg! Let's get this over with. 1093 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,724 Let's dance, Lou! 1094 00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,647 Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, 1095 00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,580 Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine. 1096 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,330 Atomic weight of Fluorine? 1097 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:45,766 Atomic weight, what? 1098 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,006 Do you know it or not? 1099 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,420 You didn't ask that last time! So why would I know that? 1100 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,700 Last time? What the hell are you talking about? 1101 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:55,964 Goldberg, this is about comprehension, not memorization. 1102 00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:59,080 See you after class. Okay, let that be a lesson. 1103 00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:00,340 Comprehension. 1104 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,340 Who doesn't know the atomic weight of fluorine? 1105 00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:03,680 Why did he ask him that? 1106 00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,641 Okay, so fluorine is 15.2. 1107 00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:10,540 Then why are you texting him at 3:00 in the morning? 1108 00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:11,687 You're overreacting. 1109 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,580 Okay, 24.03. 1110 00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:14,900 All right, you ready? 1111 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,900 All right, settle down, everybody. 1112 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,420 Goldberg! Let's get this over with. 1113 00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:19,740 My thoughts exactly. 1114 00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,524 Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, 1115 00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:25,003 Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine. 1116 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,520 - Fluorine. - Yeah, Fluorine. Great, keep going. 1117 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:34,100 Neon, Sodium, Magnesium, Aluminum, Silicon. 1118 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:37,404 - What's the classification of silicon? - Silicon, are you kidding? 1119 00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:39,045 Goldberg, this is about com... 1120 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,140 Comprehension, not memorization, I know. 1121 00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:42,580 You're kidding. We have to do this again? 1122 00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,460 This is hell. This is what hell is like. 1123 00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,050 I made flashcards this time. 1124 00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,481 I know everything backwards and forwards. 1125 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:50,980 Then why are you texting him at 3:00 in the morning? 1126 00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,580 You're overreacting. He's just a friend. 1127 00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,380 But she'll be screwing Ryan in a week. Trust me. 1128 00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,300 Hey, guys, look out! 1129 00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,050 Shit, it's us. 1130 00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:01,882 Did you just check out my ass? 1131 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,570 Yeah. Yeah, I did. 1132 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,660 Quinn, even Chris knows it by now. This is ridiculous. 1133 00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,660 Okay, okay. I'm gonna Groundhog Day this bitch. 1134 00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:13,660 All right, everybody, settle down. 1135 00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:14,820 Goldberg! Let's... 1136 00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:16,251 Get this over with! 1137 00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:19,340 Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, 1138 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:22,420 Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, Neon, Sodium. 1139 00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:25,006 - What's the atomic weight of... - Sodium, 22.98. 1140 00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:28,340 - What's silicon's classification? - Silicon's classification is semi-metallic. 1141 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,250 And its electron configuration is 1142 00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:33,085 Ne, 1143 00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:36,530 3s23p2. 1144 00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:39,246 And its atomic number is 14! 1145 00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,927 Boom, Lou! That just happened! 1146 00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:44,447 That's mine. Quinn Goldberg, pleasure. 1147 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:48,246 What was that? 1148 00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:49,401 Finally. 1149 00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,170 - Finally. - Thank God. 1150 00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,922 - Perfect. - What's next? 1151 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:55,540 Anybody? 1152 00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:59,167 Well, I'm being bullied in high school and I want to stand up for myself. 1153 00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:00,202 Nice. 1154 00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:01,380 Beat up Sarah Nathan. Got it. 1155 00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,369 - Let's do it. - Chick fight. I love it. Let's do it. 1156 00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,447 Experiment 14, payback time. 1157 00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,601 God, Christina. Walk much? 1158 00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:14,611 Hi, Justin. 1159 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,603 You got this, Chris. 1160 00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,020 You got this, Chris. 1161 00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:24,282 I got this. I got this. 1162 00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:29,180 But you were just... 1163 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,441 I'm everywhere, bitch. 1164 00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,020 Chris, you're a beast! 1165 00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,326 You're a frickin' beast! 1166 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:40,122 Experiment 15, saving our house. 1167 00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:43,971 You think it's gonna work? 1168 00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:45,321 I don't know. 1169 00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,140 Youkilis with the 1-0 count. 1170 00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:52,100 Line drive to right field. Cano scores. Yanks up, 6-2. 1171 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:55,060 ...down the right field line. Cano scores. 1172 00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:57,220 Guys, what's taking so long? You think there's something wrong in there? 1173 00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:58,380 I don't know. 1174 00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,220 Do you think we can go to jail for cheating on the lottery? 1175 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,980 You guys know what we're doing isn't illegal, right? 1176 00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:03,380 Hey, chill. I always wanted to be a getaway driver. 1177 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:04,420 Go, go, go, go! 1178 00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:05,900 Jessie, start the engine! Start the engine! 1179 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,900 I got it, guys! I got it! 1180 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,490 - Go! Go! - I'm going! 1181 00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,460 This is gonna be so frigging awesome! 1182 00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,540 We'll never have to worry about money ever again. 1183 00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:21,689 We're gonna be so rich, I'm gonna hire Kim Kardashian to have my baby. 1184 00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,460 "Winner's Parking"! 1185 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:25,620 Oh, my God. 1186 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:27,820 - Put it there. Put it right there. - This is worth so much money. 1187 00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:29,081 I respect you for that. 1188 00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:33,420 After taxes, that's $53,876,522. 1189 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,140 Want to bet me $100,000 that you're right? 1190 00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:37,420 I'll bet you $200,000 I'm exact. 1191 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,887 All right, wait here. I'll go check. 1192 00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:42,260 - She's checking? - She's checking. 1193 00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:43,361 She's checking. 1194 00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:47,660 Congratulations. You're winners. 1195 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:50,060 Me personally, I'm gonna take it easy at first. 1196 00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:52,140 You know, I'm gonna get a yacht, a few Ferraris, 1197 00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:54,300 you know, then see what happens, go from there. 1198 00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:58,180 Okay, you guys do know that $1.8 million after taxes 1199 00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:00,140 isn't enough for what you want to do? 1200 00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:02,340 You should save it, pay for college. 1201 00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:04,340 I'm sorry, I thought you just said 1.8? 1202 00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,125 It was 53 million, 876 thousand, and... 1203 00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:08,340 After taxes. 1204 00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:10,920 You guys only got five out of six numbers. 1205 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:13,449 - Why did you put 44? - Are you kidding me? 1206 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,449 Because that's what you put down. 1207 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,767 That is not what I put down. I put a... That is a nine. 1208 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,500 That's 49, Adam. 1209 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:20,980 - Are you blind? - How is that a nine? 1210 00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:23,003 You have to go back and do it again! 1211 00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,291 I am not winning the lottery twice! 1212 00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:32,002 Smile, guys, come on. This is great. 1213 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,926 It's a million dollars, guys. Are you freaking kidding me? 1214 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,780 Wait, what? No, you have to use that for school. 1215 00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:42,660 No, no. 1216 00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,922 There was plenty more. Please. 1217 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,409 Oh, my God. 1218 00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:50,930 Okay. Mom... 1219 00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:53,006 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 1220 00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:54,326 I love you. 1221 00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:03,881 - Make yourself useful. - What the hell? 1222 00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:05,540 Hey, welcome to Maserati. 1223 00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:06,900 - Can I help you? - Wassup, bro? 1224 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,580 What's a guy got to do to get a test drive around here? 1225 00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,887 Well, I'd love to, but this is a big boy's car. 1226 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:20,328 You see, I was either going to buy one of these or 17 Toyota Corollas. 1227 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:32,020 Shoot, is that my xenon difluoride? 1228 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:33,087 Is that a sex doll? 1229 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,443 No, it's an insanely powerful battery. Oh, my God. 1230 00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,420 Bet right now. Next person who scores, 10 grand. 1231 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,420 - Get in there! - Damn it. 1232 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,700 - Pay up. - This game is stupid. 1233 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,100 - I wanna hear my money being counted. - One hundred, 200, 300, 400... 1234 00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:46,380 David, come on. Come hang out with us. 1235 00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:47,540 Yeah. Look, I'll be there in one second. 1236 00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:49,642 I just wanna tweak something with the auxiliary output, okay? 1237 00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:52,322 David, you're allowed to take a break. 1238 00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:55,420 Hi. 1239 00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:57,887 So, what do you think of David? 1240 00:56:58,160 --> 00:56:59,844 Chris, it's your brother. 1241 00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:02,003 Don't worry, he can't hear us. 1242 00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:05,689 He is pretty smart, huh? 1243 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,002 Experiment 16. 1244 00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:10,980 Attempting to extend the time differential 1245 00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:14,260 between two and four years with minimal voltage input. 1246 00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:16,681 David? You're still down here? 1247 00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:18,484 - Jess. Hey. - Hey. 1248 00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:20,740 Sorry, I think I left my English folder. 1249 00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:22,940 Yes, you did. It's right there. 1250 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:24,371 Thank you. 1251 00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:26,730 Is there something wrong with the machine? 1252 00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:29,980 No, I'm trying to figure out how to make it go back even further. 1253 00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,420 - You know what I mean? - Can you? 1254 00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,602 I think so. 1255 00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:38,660 I've been running some tests on a new battery source, xenon difluoride. 1256 00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,620 You just made that up, right? 1257 00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:42,051 No. 1258 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,940 How far back could we go if you got it to work? 1259 00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:46,405 Ten years? 1260 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:48,740 Ten years. Seriously? 1261 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,780 Yeah. Ten years. 1262 00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,620 Sorry. When you said "time machine," 1263 00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:55,610 I thought dinosaurs, or at least Woodstock. 1264 00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,049 Why do you always do that? 1265 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:01,890 The watch thing. 1266 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:06,368 I don't know. It's like a nervous habit or something. 1267 00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:08,140 Yeah. 1268 00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:10,242 Are you saying I make you nervous? 1269 00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:13,361 No. 1270 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:15,241 I... 1271 00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:17,765 So where did you get it? 1272 00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:19,127 - What? - The watch. 1273 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,060 My dad gave it to me before he died. 1274 00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:23,500 I was like... On my seventh birthday. 1275 00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:25,284 - Your seventh birthday, right? - Yeah. 1276 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:28,700 You look just like him. 1277 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:29,926 Really? 1278 00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,125 - Handsome. - Thank you. 1279 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,603 So how did he... 1280 00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:37,445 It was a car crash. 1281 00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:42,500 He left my party. Had some kind of urgent call or something. 1282 00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:43,660 I don't even really know. 1283 00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:45,060 To be honest with you, I don't know the whole story. 1284 00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:46,844 You think you'll go back to save him? 1285 00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:48,700 That's what I'm trying to do. 1286 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:50,928 If I can just get the machine to go back that far. 1287 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,764 Maybe I'm the mastermind. 1288 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,180 Did you ever think about that? 1289 00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,180 I mean, you're pretty smart. You're pretty smart. 1290 00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:00,060 I'm just saying, like, you know, clearly something's missing. 1291 00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:02,447 And now you have my keys and now you have me, so... 1292 00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:05,643 Wait. What do you mean, I have you? 1293 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,803 Well, you know, I'm like... 1294 00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:11,687 I'm part of the group now, right? 1295 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,484 What's outside? 1296 00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:18,760 Oh, my God! 1297 00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:30,060 I'd usually make a joke, but this is awesome. 1298 00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:31,860 Dude, Quinn is insane! 1299 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:33,849 David! What up, dude? 1300 00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:35,650 He's crazy! 1301 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,380 I got Mexican food! I got Cuban, fusion, Indian, 1302 00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:40,845 all sorts of different flavors! 1303 00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:44,926 Adam! Adam! Where's mine? 1304 00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:46,685 Here, Chris. 1305 00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,845 Way to go, Finn! Finn! 1306 00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:51,326 Did she just call you Finn? 1307 00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:53,166 Finn? 1308 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:56,380 All right. Finn, Finn, Finn! 1309 00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:57,891 Finn! 1310 00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:02,849 Finn! Finn! Finn! Finn! Finn! Finn! Finn! Finn! Finn! 1311 01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,407 This is the best day of my life! 1312 01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:15,660 Sixth period, under the bleachers, okay? 1313 01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:16,980 Meet me there. 1314 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,765 Yeah, maybe if I'm done having sex with all these girls. 1315 01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:24,206 And in his effort to avert the British 1316 01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:27,884 from recognizing the Confederacy, 1317 01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:31,568 he subjugated what? 1318 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:34,721 He... 1319 01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:39,980 He subjugated the what? 1320 01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:41,081 The... 1321 01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:43,288 - Yeah, David? - Can I use the bathroom? 1322 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:45,446 Yeah. 1323 01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:47,401 So... 1324 01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:49,882 He subjugated the what? 1325 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,880 He subjugated the what of the... 1326 01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:55,281 He subjugated... 1327 01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:58,300 He just texted me, I swear. Hey. 1328 01:00:58,400 --> 01:00:59,640 Yo, what's wrong with your face? 1329 01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:01,700 - What? - You're smiling, like huge. 1330 01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,900 - What are we doing here, David? - Yeah. What are we doing here? 1331 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,300 It's a surprise. 1332 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,420 - I like surprises. Shut up! - No one cares what you like. 1333 01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:08,660 I should be in trig, David. 1334 01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,081 I know, I know. Don't worry, we'll just be gone one minute. 1335 01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:13,321 All right, guys. 1336 01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:15,762 Who wants to push this thing back three months? 1337 01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,088 How? The machine can't do that. 1338 01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:20,887 Trust me. Just brace harder than before. 1339 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:26,204 This feels different. Are you sure this is okay? 1340 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:49,008 Guys, yo, yo, yo! 1341 01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:07,364 I know it's not Woodstock or anything, but... 1342 01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:09,780 It'll do! 1343 01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:11,006 - It'll do. - Yes! 1344 01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:12,167 All right, sweet. 1345 01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:22,441 Can I have your number? 1346 01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:32,002 Dude, I'm supposed to be in gym right now! 1347 01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:37,880 I'm never going home! 1348 01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:40,960 Here. The schedule. 1349 01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:44,900 We're not gonna see gangsta rap over Vampire Weekend. That's dumb. 1350 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,180 You guys, wait, you guys. Guys. 1351 01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:49,203 We don't have to argue. This already happened. 1352 01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:50,340 It's all on Instagram. 1353 01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:53,740 I know what was sick and what wasn't. Dude, look. 1354 01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:55,285 All right, let's go do it. 1355 01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:58,842 Adam! Adam, hey, will you hold the camera? 1356 01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:01,531 Oh, my God. 1357 01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:04,689 I love time travel. 1358 01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:06,300 - Right here. - What? 1359 01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:08,020 - How did you get these? - Dude, are those VIP? 1360 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:09,940 Yeah, three months after the show, 1361 01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:12,486 - five bucks on eBay. - Oh, my God! 1362 01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:15,300 Dude, David! What can we do with these? 1363 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:16,765 Anything. 1364 01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:21,500 - Oh, my God. - David, you're the man! 1365 01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:24,649 We're backstage right now. We are backstage right now. 1366 01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:28,890 I can't believe you did this. 1367 01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:44,008 I got a surprise coming. I got a surprise for her. 1368 01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:47,171 Listen, listen. 1369 01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:49,924 This song goes out to Jessie Pierce. 1370 01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:56,322 Dude, that was sick! 1371 01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:05,980 Okay, okay. You guys, I've got an idea. 1372 01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:09,163 Just do what I do, okay? Follow me! 1373 01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,002 Hey, how are you? 1374 01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,260 - No way. - Bend your knees. 1375 01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:39,700 Just bounce. 1376 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:41,040 Like this or something? 1377 01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:43,090 Loosen up a little bit. 1378 01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:46,120 Just, like do this, and you'll look like a cool guy. 1379 01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:48,369 He's dancing! 1380 01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:49,481 Is that good? 1381 01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:51,161 Yeah! 1382 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,731 - That's my boy! That's my boy! - I'm number one! 1383 01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:12,180 That was so much fun. This is the best day ever. 1384 01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:15,170 I can't believe it. Thank you so much for taking us. 1385 01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:25,140 - She's really cool, David. - Who? 1386 01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:27,700 Jessie, the girl you've been freaking spying on for five minutes. 1387 01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:28,801 What? 1388 01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:31,484 Where'd you go? 1389 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,889 - Hey. - Hi. 1390 01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:41,768 - This is awesome. - Yeah. 1391 01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:56,126 Thank you very much. 1392 01:05:58,320 --> 01:05:59,380 Best friends, man. 1393 01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:00,845 My best friends. 1394 01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:13,604 Oh, my God, he's actually gonna go for it. 1395 01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:18,803 - Hey. How's it going? - Hey! 1396 01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:22,140 This is harder than it looks, huh? To write something. 1397 01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:24,163 What would you do? 1398 01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:30,100 "Before the world ends, I want to dance the night away." 1399 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:31,460 That's pretty dumb actually. 1400 01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:32,925 Hey, I wrote that one. 1401 01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:35,820 I mean, it's okay. It's not that dumb. I just... 1402 01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:37,763 David, I'm messing with you. 1403 01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:39,820 This is a good one. 1404 01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:43,242 "Before the world ends, I have to run naked through the streets." 1405 01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:45,409 Are you picturing me naked now? 1406 01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:46,660 No. 1407 01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:48,762 Really? Not even a little? 1408 01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:52,420 Some. A whole lot. 1409 01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:54,124 I don't know... What's the right answer? 1410 01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:56,285 You'll never know. 1411 01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:59,081 - Sorry, dude! - No problem. 1412 01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:01,965 Check it out! "Before the world ends, I have to time travel." 1413 01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:04,180 "Before the world ends, I have to win the lottery." 1414 01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:05,420 Two for two. 1415 01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:07,620 "Before the world ends, I have to tell those bitches off'? 1416 01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:08,846 Yeah, my sister probably wrote that. 1417 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,660 - I think she did. - Don't mind her. She has a bad attitude. 1418 01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:14,020 I think we've almost crossed everything off this list, huh? 1419 01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:16,088 I think we're just getting started. 1420 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:19,724 "Before the world ends, I have to fall in love." 1421 01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:24,260 Probably not the worst thing you could wish for, right? 1422 01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:25,340 No. 1423 01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:28,140 Probably better than owning your own monkey or something. 1424 01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:29,605 Probably, yeah. 1425 01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:38,646 "Before the world ends, I wanna go skydiving." 1426 01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:45,486 - Yeah, that's a good one, too. - Totally. I heard it's really fun. 1427 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,300 I'm going to go grab a water. 1428 01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:50,481 Okay. 1429 01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:54,447 Yeah, all right. You know what, I'll be right here. I'll wait. 1430 01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:01,445 Oh, my God. 1431 01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:04,006 The world is ending. 1432 01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:31,420 - How'd it go? - What? 1433 01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:32,580 With Jessie. 1434 01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:34,762 What with Jessie? We were just talking! 1435 01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:37,340 Seriously, David? She left the door wide open. 1436 01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:39,522 No, no, she didn't. 1437 01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:42,420 She never even... What are you guys talking about? 1438 01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:43,620 It's okay. It's all right, man. 1439 01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:46,610 Let's have fun. Let's just have fun. It's all right. 1440 01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:50,940 I'm burning up. We gotta go. Okay? 1441 01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:52,371 I mean, we gotta go. 1442 01:08:52,480 --> 01:08:54,721 I'm gonna get some water. We gotta go soon! 1443 01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:20,220 What happened to your shirt? 1444 01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:22,641 We were there for nine hours! 1445 01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:25,208 But we were only gone for 41 seconds! 1446 01:09:25,440 --> 01:09:28,125 Dr. Lou still thinks I'm on my bathroom break! 1447 01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:30,140 Oh, my God! 1448 01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:32,820 Oh, my God! That was the best! 1449 01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:34,060 Best day of my life! 1450 01:09:34,160 --> 01:09:37,241 That was the most fun I've ever had in my entire life! I love you. 1451 01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:39,521 Yeah! 1452 01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:46,210 - David? - What? 1453 01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:48,620 - You're not gonna believe it. - What are you talking about? 1454 01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:50,882 Just go, come on. You'll see. 1455 01:09:52,040 --> 01:09:55,044 Hey, Mom, so how was work today? 1456 01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:57,721 It's been a long day, sweetheart. 1457 01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:00,220 What? 1458 01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:01,481 When did she get a job? 1459 01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:04,540 - Literally, check this out... 4,000 likes. - Let me see. 1460 01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:08,700 4,000. Yeah, I have 18,000 Instagram followers. 1461 01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:11,660 Texts from 20 different girls, half, like, "Quinn, oh, my God, please call me." 1462 01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:14,220 - Show me the texts. - Dude, I swear to God, I'll show you. 1463 01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:17,020 What up? So I talked to you-know-who. 1464 01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:18,820 Got one for you, one for Adam, 1465 01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:21,780 one for me and one for Andre. You're down, right? 1466 01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:23,900 Yeah, totally down. 1467 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:27,004 Good. Wear your black skirt. You look hot in that. 1468 01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:30,260 You and Sarah Nathan are hanging out? What's that about? 1469 01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:33,420 Dude, literally no idea, but since we got back, she's been acting batshit, 1470 01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:35,090 like we're best friends or something. 1471 01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:37,682 I don't know what happened. It's insane. 1472 01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:39,610 Have you guys seen Jess? 1473 01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:41,860 Yeah, but you know what? 1474 01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:43,860 I think she just said that she's really busy or something. 1475 01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:46,281 I wouldn't read too much into it. 1476 01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:48,700 I'm kicking your butt. 1477 01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:50,609 Three, two, one. 1478 01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:53,100 You're kidding me. 1479 01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:54,406 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. 1480 01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:55,540 Whatever, I quit. 1481 01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:57,927 I'm inherently good at video games. All right, who's next? 1482 01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:00,380 Hey, you don't want to play? 1483 01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:02,005 No, I'm kind of tired. 1484 01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:03,300 - Really? - Yeah. 1485 01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:04,780 - Taking off? - Yep. 1486 01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:07,247 Okay, cool, cool. Look... 1487 01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:09,882 Hey, can I... Can I talk to you for just one second? 1488 01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,365 Yeah, sure. 1489 01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:16,100 Did we have some kind of, like a moment? 1490 01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:19,602 Wasn't that a moment the other day at the wall, and... 1491 01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:22,380 I don't know. I mean, it was a really fun day. 1492 01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:24,900 It was cool, right? And when you said that one thing, 1493 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,490 and I kind of... 1494 01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:30,260 I don't know, there were so many people around, I wasn't really thinking. 1495 01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:33,660 I didn't expect you... I didn't expect someone like you to really say that to me. 1496 01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:35,260 What do you mean, someone like me? 1497 01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:38,260 You're like, fun, and you go out to parties and, like, hang out 1498 01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:40,100 and all that kind of crazy stuff. 1499 01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:41,180 That's it. 1500 01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:43,740 I mean, you don't care about that important shit. 1501 01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:45,604 You just have fun. 1502 01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:49,420 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that. 1503 01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:51,090 No, no, I know what you meant. 1504 01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:53,001 It's fine. 1505 01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:56,580 Whatever moment you thought, you know, happened, you should probably 1506 01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:58,887 just forget about it, I think. 1507 01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:00,580 Okay. 1508 01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:03,047 Some things just aren't meant to be, you know? 1509 01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:06,645 You don't have to film everything, Chris. 1510 01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:11,522 - You wanna play some foosball? - No. 1511 01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:16,820 That was so much fun. This is the best day ever. 1512 01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:18,046 I can't believe it. 1513 01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,245 "...I have to run naked through the streets." 1514 01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:22,860 Are you picturing me naked now? 1515 01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:23,961 No. 1516 01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:25,361 Sorry, dude! 1517 01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:26,481 No problem. 1518 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:30,843 "Before the world ends, I have to fall in love." 1519 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,526 "Before the world ends, I wanna go skydiving." 1520 01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:38,460 "Before the world ends, I have to fall in love." 1521 01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:39,641 "...I have to fall in love." 1522 01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:41,564 "...love." "...love." "...love." 1523 01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:48,166 "Before the world ends, I wanna go skydiving." 1524 01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:52,020 - Yeah, that's a good one, too. - Totally. I heard it's really fun. 1525 01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:53,804 I'm gonna go grab a water. 1526 01:12:54,480 --> 01:12:56,244 You know what, I'll be right here. I'll wait. 1527 01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:00,484 Dude, I love this band. 1528 01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:02,842 Look, there's David. 1529 01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:07,160 Oh, my God, he's actually gonna go for it. 1530 01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:10,900 A little more difficult than it looks, huh? 1531 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:12,220 Yeah. 1532 01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:14,660 "Before the world ends, I have to dance all night." 1533 01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:15,900 Pretty dumb. 1534 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,420 Hey, I wrote that. 1535 01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:18,851 No, you didn't. 1536 01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:21,045 No, I didn't. 1537 01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:24,940 "Before the world ends, I have to run naked through the streets." 1538 01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:28,169 You're trying to get me to think of you naked, aren't you? 1539 01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:32,406 Nice catch. 1540 01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:35,180 Check it out! "Before the world ends, I have to time travel." 1541 01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:37,420 "Before the world ends, I have to win the lottery." 1542 01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:38,521 Two for two. 1543 01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:40,780 I think we've almost crossed everything off this list, huh? 1544 01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:42,723 I think we're just getting started. 1545 01:13:43,480 --> 01:13:44,940 "Before the world ends..." 1546 01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:46,724 "...I have to fall in love." 1547 01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:51,001 - Is that what you were gonna... - Yes. 1548 01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:53,962 Probably not the worst thing to wish for... 1549 01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:07,300 All right, David, what did you change? 1550 01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:09,209 What have you changed? 1551 01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:11,007 Hi, Jessie. 1552 01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:12,481 Hey, Jessie. 1553 01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:14,045 What you up to? 1554 01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:15,891 What's... What's poppin'? 1555 01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:18,570 Just call her. 1556 01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:32,340 Hello. 1557 01:14:32,440 --> 01:14:34,260 What are you doing? What are you filming? 1558 01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,010 Is everything okay? 1559 01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:38,010 Are you poking me? 1560 01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:40,681 By the way, I told my dad I was sleeping at Jennie's. 1561 01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:42,690 Are you taking your towel off? 1562 01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:45,741 - Should I not take my towel off? - You should. You absolutely should. 1563 01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:48,042 What's wrong with you? 1564 01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:50,140 Oh, my God, did we have sex? 1565 01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:51,980 - Yes. - Was it good? Was I good? 1566 01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:53,081 Yes. 1567 01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:56,500 Wow. So I saw you naked and... 1568 01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:59,140 - Are you kidding? - Well, I guess I did, 'cause we had sex. 1569 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:00,526 - That's true. - Can I see? 1570 01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:02,244 - You wanna... Okay. - I want to see. 1571 01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:13,460 Happy Friday. 1572 01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:16,260 I have to sneak out soon. 1573 01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:18,408 I only have Thursday's clothes. 1574 01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:27,324 David, stop it. 1575 01:15:27,880 --> 01:15:29,564 Whatcha doing? 1576 01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:33,326 I'm waking up, thank you very much. 1577 01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:37,540 - You look amazing. - David, please. 1578 01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:40,325 Stop it. David. 1579 01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:42,490 Let me see this. 1580 01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:44,967 Good morning, David. 1581 01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:46,801 Stop. 1582 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:48,411 Camera shy, huh, David? 1583 01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:50,330 You seem a little camera shy. 1584 01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:56,002 You know what, let's get rid of this thing. 1585 01:15:58,520 --> 01:16:01,524 Flight 437 has apparently crashed... 1586 01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:04,700 Good morning, Raskin house. Chris, you look gorgeous. 1587 01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:07,180 Christina, please put that laundry away. I don't wanna tell you again. 1588 01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:08,300 Can you see the stain on here? 1589 01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:10,620 'Cause I got two job interviews today and I really need to look good. 1590 01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:12,085 - Interviews? - Yeah. 1591 01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:14,420 Sweetie, you okay? 1592 01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:16,363 Yeah. Mom, you look beautiful. 1593 01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:18,488 Thanks. Bye. 1594 01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:24,171 What's up with you? 1595 01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:25,740 I can't believe how good I'm getting 1596 01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:27,620 - at sneaking past your mom. - Yeah. 1597 01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:31,220 By the way, my dad, who never loves anyone, loves you. Somehow. 1598 01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:34,244 He thinks it's really, really adorable every time you talk about science 1599 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:36,820 and all the projects that you used to do. 1600 01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:38,365 It's kind of amazing. 1601 01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:41,050 Enough, please. 1602 01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:42,220 Chris. 1603 01:16:42,320 --> 01:16:44,243 Please have mercy on me. 1604 01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:51,846 What's up, Patrick? 1605 01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:54,122 Dude, the other night was dope! 1606 01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:56,361 Come on. 1607 01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:58,210 God, what is up with you, David? 1608 01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:01,180 Are we still on for tonight? 1609 01:17:01,280 --> 01:17:03,567 Yeah. Yes, what time? 1610 01:17:03,680 --> 01:17:05,842 Why are you acting so weird? 1611 01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:09,447 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 1612 01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:11,130 - David, are you okay? - Yeah... 1613 01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:14,380 I forgot my... I forgot my notebook in class. 1614 01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:16,060 Okay. I'll see you later. 1615 01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:17,400 - Okay. - Okay. 1616 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:19,729 - Okay. - Bye. 1617 01:17:20,440 --> 01:17:22,602 Hey, Dr. Lou. Where are you going? 1618 01:17:23,120 --> 01:17:25,327 Don't be a wiseass, David. 1619 01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:27,641 What? 1620 01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:30,140 Hey, you okay. Sarah, what's up? 1621 01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:32,720 Everyone just mind their own business. 1622 01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:36,980 God, what the hell is up with him? 1623 01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:38,923 "Better luck next year"? 1624 01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:43,884 But we won the division. 1625 01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:45,900 Hey. 1626 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,700 You got to get over here right now! 1627 01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:48,820 Quinn, hold on, slow down. 1628 01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:50,300 Oh, my God. 1629 01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:51,925 Are you seeing this? 1630 01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:55,980 I just don't understand how this is even possible. 1631 01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:57,764 How do we not remember this? 1632 01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:01,443 But we could fix this, right? We could fix this. 1633 01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:05,922 I mean, we have the means, right? 1634 01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:09,100 This is what we should be doing in the first place, 1635 01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:10,660 not partying. 1636 01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:12,125 Hey. Guys, what's the emergency? 1637 01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:15,020 David, look at this. There was a plane crash, David. 1638 01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:17,700 Seventy-seven people on board a flight from London to Madrid. 1639 01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:19,529 It happened five days ago. 1640 01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:20,727 Jesus. 1641 01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:23,900 So, why are you guys watching a plane crash? 1642 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,764 Because I think it's our fault. 1643 01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:29,260 Why would a plane crash be our fault? 1644 01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:30,980 Sarah Nathan's dad was the pilot. 1645 01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:32,180 So what? 1646 01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:35,682 Look, whatever we did at Lollapalooza had some crazy ripple effects. 1647 01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:38,500 Wait, wait. Are you saying that Lollapalooza caused a plane crash? 1648 01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:40,700 Because that sounds crazy, dude. 1649 01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:43,540 Look, I'm not crazy, okay. It's cause and effect. 1650 01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:46,900 Somehow we caused the basketball team to not make the playoffs. 1651 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,940 Our captain, Justin Kelly, broke his leg on March 1 st, right? 1652 01:18:50,040 --> 01:18:51,451 We all know that never happened. 1653 01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:53,540 Then the basketball team didn't make the playoffs, 1654 01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:57,281 and that affected the players, their parents, 1655 01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:00,060 hundreds of people who were supposed to be at the game. 1656 01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:01,969 And it just kept spreading. 1657 01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:04,402 Sarah Nathan's brother, he was on the team, right? 1658 01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:05,601 Yeah. 1659 01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:08,060 Her dad was supposed to be at the game. 1660 01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:10,003 He wasn't supposed to be flying that night. 1661 01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:12,441 David, look... Dude, there's other shit, too. 1662 01:19:12,880 --> 01:19:15,724 Robberies. Fires. None of this happened before. 1663 01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:18,020 At some point, we're not gonna be able to track this, David. 1664 01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:20,580 If we don't stop this now, it could just keep going out of control. 1665 01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:23,340 - David, we have to fix this. - Look, Lollapalooza was a mistake. 1666 01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:25,740 We have to go back and make it so that we never jumped there in the first place. 1667 01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:27,300 - Right. - No, no, no. We cannot go back. 1668 01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:28,820 - We cannot do that, okay? - That's the only way. 1669 01:19:28,920 --> 01:19:29,980 - We have to. - It's gonna undo everything... 1670 01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:31,180 That's the point! 1671 01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:32,700 - We need to undo it! - We gotta fix this. 1672 01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:34,540 I'm not even buying it. I don't even think... 1673 01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:36,369 Dude, you were the one who set the rules! 1674 01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:38,780 You're the one who said that we had to be all freaking careful! 1675 01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:40,260 I did. We all followed them, 1676 01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:42,727 and kept each other accountable on every single one! 1677 01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:44,420 I'm not gonna go and play God with you guys... 1678 01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:46,682 David, you know what? That is what we're doing! 1679 01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:49,900 I'm gonna get Jessie, we're gonna come over tonight and we're gonna fix this! 1680 01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:51,940 If you wanna vote on that 'cause that will make you feel better, 1681 01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:53,780 then that's fine, but that's what we're doing! 1682 01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:55,370 David, we get it, okay? 1683 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,940 None of us will remember Lollapalooza. 1684 01:19:58,040 --> 01:19:59,201 Yeah. 1685 01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:17,363 Hey, Justin, look out! 1686 01:20:20,080 --> 01:20:21,570 I'm calling 911. 1687 01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:29,411 Screw this. 1688 01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:35,605 Oh, shit. 1689 01:20:36,280 --> 01:20:39,489 Guys, I'm here! David, it's me! 1690 01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:50,460 It's April 23rd, 2014. This is to keep a record. 1691 01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:52,500 I know exactly what to do to fix this. 1692 01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:54,220 Justin broke his leg at Walker's party. 1693 01:20:54,320 --> 01:20:57,290 I'll fix that. Everything else will fall into place. 1694 01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,763 Guys, I'm sorry. 1695 01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,242 It's gonna be okay. 1696 01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:07,721 Oh, shit! 1697 01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:09,809 Shit. 1698 01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:18,660 David, what are you doing here? 1699 01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:20,260 What do you mean? This is where we're supposed to meet. 1700 01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:21,361 You're 15 minutes late. 1701 01:21:21,480 --> 01:21:24,180 No, we said we'd meet at your house first. We had to track the controller. 1702 01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:26,641 - Yeah, why didn't you call me? - We all called you, David. 1703 01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:28,020 - Really? - The guys are right behind me. 1704 01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:29,820 - Really? - What did you do to the machine? 1705 01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:31,700 You know, I'm just making some modifications. 1706 01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:33,020 Modifications? Why? 1707 01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:34,660 We did a full systems check yesterday. 1708 01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:36,260 Can I talk to you for a second? 1709 01:21:36,360 --> 01:21:38,010 - What's on that? - Just... 1710 01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:40,300 Oh, God, man. 1711 01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,580 Can you just be my friend for a second? I have to ask you. 1712 01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:44,060 Of course I'm your friend. 1713 01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:45,460 You know, like, the plane crash in Spain 1714 01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:48,643 and the basketball team and the fires in Brazil. 1715 01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:50,125 It's not your fault. 1716 01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:51,500 We've been over this, okay. 1717 01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:52,780 No, no, no, no. You're not listening to me. 1718 01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:54,723 It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's my fault. 1719 01:21:55,480 --> 01:21:56,970 I went back alone. 1720 01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:58,641 There... 1721 01:21:59,120 --> 01:22:00,485 - Alone? - Yeah. 1722 01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:03,291 Why would you ever jump alone, David? 1723 01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:06,321 David... 1724 01:22:07,480 --> 01:22:08,420 It's not important. 1725 01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:10,740 - But where did you jump to? - It doesn't matter. It's done. 1726 01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:12,001 Stop it! Stop it. 1727 01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:13,260 We don't have to undo everything, okay. 1728 01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:15,900 We just have to make sure Justin doesn't break his leg at Walker's party. 1729 01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:18,220 We can fix it, man! You gotta trust me. I can fix it. 1730 01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:19,970 You can fix it? By yourself? 1731 01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:23,060 Yeah, you broke the pact once and now you're gonna do it again? 1732 01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:25,060 - You're coming clean. - No. I can't. 1733 01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:26,900 - Why not? - Because... 1734 01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:28,460 Why, David? 1735 01:22:28,560 --> 01:22:30,050 Because I'll lose her, man. 1736 01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:36,740 I'm sorry, David. 1737 01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:38,365 But you have to come clean. 1738 01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:49,405 Guys! 1739 01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:51,731 Guys, let's go! 1740 01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:54,361 Come on! 1741 01:22:55,720 --> 01:22:57,380 No, no, no, no. David, don't go! 1742 01:22:57,480 --> 01:22:59,084 I'm sorry, Adam! I would never do 1743 01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:00,460 - anything to hurt you guys! - David! 1744 01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:02,210 You won't even remember this happened! 1745 01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:10,100 Hot girls don't stay at parties long. They go to, like, multiple ones. 1746 01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:11,201 Table, table, table! 1747 01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:14,885 Again, again! 1748 01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:16,940 - Hey! - Oh, shit! 1749 01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:20,522 David! What the hell are you doing to my car? 1750 01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:24,724 Three, two, one. 1751 01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:27,930 The lights went out. 1752 01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:30,924 Sorry, excuse me! Coming through! Excuse me! 1753 01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:32,446 Justin, look out! 1754 01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:37,445 Oh, shit. 1755 01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,011 You saved me, bro. 1756 01:23:43,120 --> 01:23:46,020 David, you're awesome. You're like a superhero. 1757 01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:48,740 - Excuse me. - That was so awesome. 1758 01:23:48,840 --> 01:23:51,605 - Right here, man. That was badass. - Excuse me. 1759 01:24:06,280 --> 01:24:08,020 You have two new messages. 1760 01:24:08,120 --> 01:24:10,700 Hey, babe, sorry I missed you. 1761 01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:14,687 - I'll see you later tonight. Miss you. - David, are you coming? 1762 01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:17,528 We gotta go. We have to be there by 5:00. 1763 01:24:17,680 --> 01:24:21,162 Yeah. Yeah, I'm coming. One second. 1764 01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:24,324 What the hell's she talking about? 1765 01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:40,100 Are you gonna go in? 1766 01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:41,201 Yeah. 1767 01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:43,660 Quinn, thank God. 1768 01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:45,580 Hey. You all right? You look like shit. 1769 01:24:45,680 --> 01:24:47,011 I'm fine, I'm fine. 1770 01:24:48,160 --> 01:24:49,140 Adam. 1771 01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:52,005 We don't have much time. Visiting hours are almost up. 1772 01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:53,820 Did he say anything? 1773 01:24:53,920 --> 01:24:55,285 What are you talking about? He can't speak. 1774 01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:56,606 He barely knows where he is. 1775 01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:59,161 Yeah, I... I know that. 1776 01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:01,900 Did they find anything else out? 1777 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:05,288 Nothing. Just that it happened after the basketball game. 1778 01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:08,205 Oh, shit. 1779 01:25:08,680 --> 01:25:10,060 So they don't know what happened. 1780 01:25:10,160 --> 01:25:12,740 No, they don't know anything, but, I mean, look, it's fine. We'll just, you know, 1781 01:25:12,840 --> 01:25:15,340 figure out when the last time he was safe was and just, 1782 01:25:15,440 --> 01:25:17,363 you know, go back. 1783 01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,420 He was fine in school this morning. 1784 01:25:19,520 --> 01:25:20,931 What're you talking about? That was yesterday. 1785 01:25:21,040 --> 01:25:22,340 He's been here since last night. 1786 01:25:22,440 --> 01:25:23,420 David, why don't you know this? 1787 01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:26,420 I do know, I'm just... My fucking head, man. 1788 01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:28,180 Look, we gotta do something. 1789 01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:30,089 Okay, I'll get Jessie, we'll come over tonight. 1790 01:25:30,360 --> 01:25:32,540 No, no, I'll get Jessie, okay? 1791 01:25:32,640 --> 01:25:34,100 Forget it, just come to my house. 1792 01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:36,009 - When? - I don't know, just tonight. 1793 01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:37,460 - What does that mean? - I'll call you 1794 01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:39,642 when I'm in touch with her, okay? 1795 01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:42,564 Something is wrong here. 1796 01:25:47,400 --> 01:25:49,084 It's going to be okay. 1797 01:25:50,080 --> 01:25:51,730 It's going to be okay. 1798 01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:55,927 It's gonna be okay. It's gonna... 1799 01:25:59,160 --> 01:26:00,491 David! 1800 01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:03,082 David! David, where are you going? 1801 01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:05,300 - Chris, just stay here. - I don't have a ride! 1802 01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:07,164 - I'm coming back! - Hey! 1803 01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:26,001 Okay, Adam. When is the last time you were safe? 1804 01:26:26,520 --> 01:26:28,820 Effects of Lollapalooza. 1805 01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:30,763 That's Justin. 1806 01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:33,045 That's a different day. 1807 01:26:33,280 --> 01:26:34,611 Doesn't connect to anything at all. 1808 01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:36,930 Plane crash had nothing to do with it. 1809 01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:45,011 Adam. 1810 01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:48,203 The basketball game. Robberies. 1811 01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:49,847 Adam... 1812 01:26:49,960 --> 01:26:51,883 Tuesday, 7:00 p.m. 1813 01:26:52,720 --> 01:26:54,210 Everything should be all right. 1814 01:26:55,400 --> 01:26:56,845 Oh, shit. 1815 01:26:59,640 --> 01:27:00,971 Tuesday. 1816 01:27:06,840 --> 01:27:08,580 David, what are you doing? 1817 01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:11,900 No, Jessie! Don't come in here! Stay back! 1818 01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:13,365 - Please! - Where are you going? 1819 01:27:13,480 --> 01:27:15,521 - Don't come in the warp! No! - David! 1820 01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:21,165 Shit. 1821 01:27:26,920 --> 01:27:28,570 David, when are we? 1822 01:27:30,080 --> 01:27:31,923 It's Tuesday. Adam's still okay. 1823 01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:33,740 I can make it so he never ends up in the hospital. 1824 01:27:33,840 --> 01:27:36,780 What about everyone else? What happened to "nobody jumps alone"? 1825 01:27:36,880 --> 01:27:38,006 I know! 1826 01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:40,860 I'm sorry for yelling at you. 1827 01:27:40,960 --> 01:27:43,060 I just keep thinking I can go back and I can fix it myself. 1828 01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:45,288 I don't have to worry about anybody else. 1829 01:27:45,920 --> 01:27:47,604 You keep thinking? 1830 01:27:48,440 --> 01:27:49,420 What do you mean? 1831 01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:51,580 How many times have you done this before? 1832 01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:53,260 David, how many times have you done this before? 1833 01:27:53,360 --> 01:27:55,180 I'm sorry. 1834 01:27:55,280 --> 01:27:57,442 Wait, where are you going? David! 1835 01:27:57,760 --> 01:27:58,940 - David! - Jess! 1836 01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:01,580 You have to stop talking. You're being too loud. People are gonna hear you. 1837 01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:03,020 I don't care if people can hear me! 1838 01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:05,407 You have to tell me. What did you change? 1839 01:28:07,080 --> 01:28:08,460 Lollapalooza. 1840 01:28:08,560 --> 01:28:09,561 Wha... 1841 01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:13,123 "Before the world ends..." 1842 01:28:15,960 --> 01:28:18,980 - That's why you and I... - No, Jess. Listen. 1843 01:28:19,080 --> 01:28:22,289 Listen to me. I didn't mean for this to happen. 1844 01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:24,448 After everything, you're just a liar. 1845 01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:27,300 Jess, I understand how this could feel... 1846 01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:30,051 You have no idea how this feels! 1847 01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:32,300 You played me! 1848 01:28:32,400 --> 01:28:33,740 Like I was just some idiot 1849 01:28:33,840 --> 01:28:36,140 that would just fall for your trick or something! 1850 01:28:36,240 --> 01:28:37,571 Stop it. 1851 01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:41,140 There was no other way I could have got you. 1852 01:28:41,240 --> 01:28:43,460 You didn't care that it was dangerous? 1853 01:28:43,560 --> 01:28:45,340 That all of your friends could be hurt? 1854 01:28:45,440 --> 01:28:46,726 We had this real connection. 1855 01:28:46,840 --> 01:28:48,980 I knew it, and I just went back and I wanted another chance, 1856 01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:52,460 and I... I was the person that I should have been. 1857 01:28:52,560 --> 01:28:53,860 How do I know that you're telling me the truth? 1858 01:28:53,960 --> 01:28:55,900 That's who I should have been. 1859 01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:58,651 How do I know that this hasn't already happened before? 1860 01:28:58,760 --> 01:29:00,180 Twice before? How do I know that? 1861 01:29:00,280 --> 01:29:01,740 No. 1862 01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:03,524 Jesus, David. 1863 01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:07,060 I mean, did you ever stop to think that maybe 1864 01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:09,766 I've liked you since the first time I met you? 1865 01:29:11,520 --> 01:29:13,204 No, I didn't. 1866 01:29:15,520 --> 01:29:17,363 Well, you know what I would have done? 1867 01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:22,180 If I was as smart as you, if I could have built a time machine? 1868 01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:23,281 What? 1869 01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:27,003 I would have used it so I could go back and meet you sooner. 1870 01:29:29,800 --> 01:29:30,961 Jess. 1871 01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:35,041 David. 1872 01:29:35,520 --> 01:29:36,726 Jessie. 1873 01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:38,645 I love you. 1874 01:29:39,560 --> 01:29:41,700 Guys, I'm here! David, it's me! 1875 01:29:41,800 --> 01:29:43,370 Shit! You gotta let go. You gotta let go. 1876 01:29:43,480 --> 01:29:46,700 David, it's me. 1877 01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:49,883 David, it's me. David, it's me. David, it's me. 1878 01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:51,841 Jess, no! 1879 01:30:02,480 --> 01:30:03,811 Jessie! 1880 01:30:05,560 --> 01:30:07,449 Oh, shit. No, no, no, no. 1881 01:30:09,080 --> 01:30:10,300 Jess! 1882 01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:13,006 Oh, God, please. No, no, no. Shit! 1883 01:30:15,240 --> 01:30:18,403 Oh, my God, no! I can save you. 1884 01:30:19,720 --> 01:30:21,722 Please, please. Come on. Come on. 1885 01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:26,728 Jess, I got you. 1886 01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:39,444 Shit! There's gotta be more hydrogen in here! 1887 01:31:02,680 --> 01:31:04,900 David, it's Quinn! Open up! 1888 01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:08,940 Yo, dude, Jessie's missing and no one can find her. Is she here? 1889 01:31:09,040 --> 01:31:10,740 I screwed up. I screwed up. 1890 01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:12,100 I wasn't trying to hurt Jessie, I swear. 1891 01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:14,700 I was just trying to keep Adam from getting in this accident. 1892 01:31:14,800 --> 01:31:17,460 Dude, Adam's fine. 1893 01:31:17,560 --> 01:31:19,700 Adam's not in the hospital? 1894 01:31:19,800 --> 01:31:21,500 Jesus! How many times have you jumped? 1895 01:31:21,600 --> 01:31:22,860 It doesn't even matter anymore. 1896 01:31:22,960 --> 01:31:26,220 The timelines, you know, they can, like, crisscross. 1897 01:31:26,320 --> 01:31:28,140 I just need to get more hydrogen. 1898 01:31:28,240 --> 01:31:29,540 I'm going back to the beginning. 1899 01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:30,980 Why would you need to go back that far? 1900 01:31:31,080 --> 01:31:32,900 Because that's the only way to stop all this from happening! 1901 01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:36,209 I need to stop this machine from ever being built, Quinn. 1902 01:31:37,640 --> 01:31:39,820 David, think about what you're saying! 1903 01:31:39,920 --> 01:31:41,300 The machine has given us everything! 1904 01:31:41,400 --> 01:31:42,481 We can't just get rid of it! 1905 01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:44,940 It's bigger than just us! Don't you see that? 1906 01:31:45,040 --> 01:31:47,100 - I'm going. - You are not thinking clearly! 1907 01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:49,060 We can't go back to the way things were before! 1908 01:31:49,160 --> 01:31:50,764 Quinn, don't you get it? 1909 01:31:51,480 --> 01:31:55,900 The only way to fix this is to destroy everything. 1910 01:31:56,000 --> 01:32:01,006 Dude, people know who we are. I've never had that. 1911 01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:05,682 Quinn, I need you to trust me, okay? 1912 01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:11,490 This is the Atlanta Police Department. 1913 01:32:11,600 --> 01:32:14,020 - Open up, please. - Quinn. 1914 01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:15,180 Okay. 1915 01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:17,647 We're looking for David Raskin. 1916 01:32:17,760 --> 01:32:19,020 Just be careful, dude. 1917 01:32:19,120 --> 01:32:20,451 Open up, please. 1918 01:32:21,160 --> 01:32:23,527 You guys go to the back. 1919 01:32:23,640 --> 01:32:25,005 If anybody finds this, 1920 01:32:25,120 --> 01:32:28,405 I want you to know I didn't mean to hurt anybody and I didn't kidnap anyone. 1921 01:32:28,520 --> 01:32:30,220 I was just... 1922 01:32:30,320 --> 01:32:32,004 I just wanted a second chance. 1923 01:32:32,800 --> 01:32:36,020 My name is David Raskin. 1924 01:32:36,120 --> 01:32:38,122 And I built a time machine. 1925 01:32:39,840 --> 01:32:42,844 Police Department! Break down the door. 1926 01:32:43,520 --> 01:32:46,205 Oh, shit. Come on! Come on! 1927 01:32:47,840 --> 01:32:49,140 There he is! Stop him! 1928 01:32:49,240 --> 01:32:51,049 David Raskin, Atlanta PD! 1929 01:32:52,680 --> 01:32:54,045 Oh, shit! 1930 01:32:59,880 --> 01:33:01,211 Oh, shit! 1931 01:33:03,840 --> 01:33:05,808 Oh, shit! 1932 01:33:07,160 --> 01:33:08,207 Oh, shit! 1933 01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:10,460 I see him! David, stop! 1934 01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:12,005 Get on the ground, David! 1935 01:33:23,040 --> 01:33:25,460 The suspect was last seen headed towards the school. 1936 01:33:25,560 --> 01:33:26,891 You guys take the front. 1937 01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:29,460 Stevens, come with me around the back. Let's move! 1938 01:33:29,560 --> 01:33:32,040 Take the other side. Let's go. 1939 01:33:57,040 --> 01:33:58,405 Oh, shit! 1940 01:34:20,600 --> 01:34:22,443 Suspect inside. 1941 01:34:27,720 --> 01:34:30,371 Kick down the door. Kick down the door. Go! 1942 01:34:39,360 --> 01:34:41,681 Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 1943 01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:47,366 So you take my keys and you disappear forever. 1944 01:34:48,920 --> 01:34:50,540 I need to go back to the beginning. 1945 01:34:50,640 --> 01:34:52,820 The timelines crisscross... 1946 01:34:52,920 --> 01:34:53,980 Ten years total. 1947 01:34:54,080 --> 01:34:55,060 You look just like him. 1948 01:34:55,160 --> 01:34:56,660 - I won't be gone long. - Promise? 1949 01:34:56,760 --> 01:34:59,001 You think you'll go back to save him? Save him? 1950 01:36:07,000 --> 01:36:08,729 Guys, I'm so sorry. 1951 01:36:10,920 --> 01:36:12,100 Christina. 1952 01:36:12,200 --> 01:36:15,409 Sweetie, I have to go. I have to go. 1953 01:36:43,720 --> 01:36:45,404 What are you doing in my house? 1954 01:36:50,240 --> 01:36:51,401 David? 1955 01:36:55,320 --> 01:36:56,651 Hi, Dad. 1956 01:37:01,920 --> 01:37:03,763 You figured it out. 1957 01:37:04,640 --> 01:37:05,641 Yeah. 1958 01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:10,331 I don't... 1959 01:37:10,840 --> 01:37:12,740 I've got so many questions. 1960 01:37:12,840 --> 01:37:14,001 We can't. 1961 01:37:15,600 --> 01:37:16,761 I can't. 1962 01:37:17,200 --> 01:37:19,340 We were wrong. 1963 01:37:19,440 --> 01:37:21,761 There are no second chances. 1964 01:37:27,960 --> 01:37:29,769 Are you okay? 1965 01:37:38,840 --> 01:37:40,524 I'm going to be okay. 1966 01:37:41,680 --> 01:37:45,287 Hey, Dad. Dad, are you down there? 1967 01:37:47,600 --> 01:37:50,763 I think it's time for you to say goodbye to your son. 1968 01:38:01,160 --> 01:38:02,525 I'm proud of you. 1969 01:38:08,000 --> 01:38:10,321 Who were you talking to, Dad? 1970 01:38:10,960 --> 01:38:12,780 Just a friend. 1971 01:38:12,880 --> 01:38:14,564 He's here to fix something. 1972 01:38:17,040 --> 01:38:20,203 Where are you going? It's my birthday. 1973 01:38:21,240 --> 01:38:23,220 You caught me, pal. You know I wouldn't be leaving 1974 01:38:23,320 --> 01:38:26,620 unless it was real important. I won't be gone long. 1975 01:38:26,720 --> 01:38:28,085 Promise? 1976 01:38:30,400 --> 01:38:31,925 Of course I promise. 1977 01:38:33,080 --> 01:38:34,980 I'll tell you what. Why don't you... 1978 01:38:35,080 --> 01:38:37,560 - Time me. - Time me. 1979 01:38:51,520 --> 01:38:52,580 You guys ready for this? 1980 01:38:52,680 --> 01:38:53,681 What is this? 1981 01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:00,684 Did you just check out my ass? 1982 01:39:00,880 --> 01:39:02,041 Yeah. 1983 01:39:02,560 --> 01:39:03,891 It's yesterday! 1984 01:39:04,080 --> 01:39:05,411 This song goes out to Jessie Pierce. 1985 01:39:05,560 --> 01:39:06,846 He is pretty smart, huh? 1986 01:39:07,760 --> 01:39:09,100 Stay out of my perfume. 1987 01:39:09,200 --> 01:39:10,660 I'd go back and meet you sooner. 1988 01:39:10,760 --> 01:39:13,127 "Before the world ends, I have to fall in love." 1989 01:39:14,800 --> 01:39:16,131 I love you. 1990 01:39:44,080 --> 01:39:45,460 What are you, sulking? 1991 01:39:45,560 --> 01:39:47,483 God! You scared the shit out of me. 1992 01:39:49,560 --> 01:39:51,085 I'm not sulking. 1993 01:39:51,440 --> 01:39:52,646 Why are you up here? 1994 01:39:54,400 --> 01:39:55,460 It's dumb. You know, 1995 01:39:55,560 --> 01:39:57,860 there's this one last scholarship where I have to 1996 01:39:57,960 --> 01:40:01,140 submit a proposal for an experiment and I thought 1997 01:40:01,240 --> 01:40:04,860 maybe if I got it, Mom wouldn't have to sell the house. 1998 01:40:04,960 --> 01:40:07,300 Dad must have a million ideas lying around up here. 1999 01:40:07,400 --> 01:40:08,540 I don't know, Chris. 2000 01:40:08,640 --> 01:40:10,020 I mean, I thought there'd be something up here. 2001 01:40:10,120 --> 01:40:12,540 I can't find anything I can use. 2002 01:40:12,640 --> 01:40:14,324 Hey, what is this? 2003 01:40:19,280 --> 01:40:21,328 When did we get a video camera? 2004 01:40:23,480 --> 01:40:27,060 It's right here. This is Dad's old camera. 2005 01:40:27,160 --> 01:40:29,447 Did Dad have two old cameras? 2006 01:40:31,120 --> 01:40:32,500 I don't know. Yeah. I guess. 2007 01:40:32,600 --> 01:40:34,020 They both say "Property of Ben Raskin." 2008 01:40:34,120 --> 01:40:35,300 Yeah, let me see. 2009 01:40:35,400 --> 01:40:38,700 Weird. Do they work? 2010 01:40:38,800 --> 01:40:40,060 Yeah, it's playing. 2011 01:40:40,160 --> 01:40:42,900 When did we get a video camera? 2012 01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:45,900 That's Dad's old camera. Remember that? 2013 01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:49,846 Yeah. Hey, look, it still works. 2014 01:40:53,320 --> 01:40:56,060 I mean, what the hell is he supposed to say to her? 2015 01:40:56,160 --> 01:40:57,900 He can't just walk up to her and be like... 2016 01:40:58,000 --> 01:41:00,526 Would you just be quiet? 2017 01:41:03,200 --> 01:41:04,420 Are you trying to communicate with me... 2018 01:41:04,520 --> 01:41:05,851 Telepathically. 2019 01:41:08,200 --> 01:41:10,851 How did you know I was gonna say that? 2020 01:41:12,520 --> 01:41:15,285 This is gonna sound crazy, 2021 01:41:15,360 --> 01:41:17,840 but I think we're about to change the world.