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(ominous piano music)

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(choir meowing)

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I know what this looks like.

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But it's not my fault.

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It's my cat, Angel.

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(choir meowing)

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You look nervous.

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If you'd been through what
I've been through,

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you'd be nervous too.

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(screaming)

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(purring)

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I don't even know
where to begin.

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When I first got to LA,
it was great.

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It was magical.

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(thunder booms)

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I figured it would
inspire me to write again.

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I was looking for my muse.

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(vomiting)

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(moaning)

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Just go with it.

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And did you find her?

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Hi.

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(giggles)

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Come on in.

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So this is your place?

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Yeah.

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Things got really bad.

29
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That night with Lisa.

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I love Stephen King.

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I like him too.

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(purring)

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Oh here's my cat Cujo,
I mean Angel.

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(laughs)

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Holy Miss Beautiful.

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It got to the point where I

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couldn't really date
another woman.

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My cat, she would get
too jealous.

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You underrated her
gorgeousness.

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I can't wait to pet her.

41
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Oh maybe you shouldn't.

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Some people think she's...

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Dangerous.

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(meowing)

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(laughs)

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You!

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(laughs and snorts)

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Dangerously adorable you mean.

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Oh God, she scratched me!

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[Nick] It's not that bad.

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(knocking)

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Coming.

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(dramatic sting)

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What, did I scare you?

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Adam!

56
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What the hell are you
doing dressed like that?

57
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It's called body armor and I'd
be up

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here in one of those shark cages
if I

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could figure out how to
get it up the stairs.

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Huh.

61
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Here's your mail.

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I can't believe Lisa made such

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a big deal over
a little scratch.

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A little scratch?

65
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I just saw her running
out of here.

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Looks like she sliced an artery.

67
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I wonder if she'll
ever talk to me again.

68
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Not if she's like every
other girl you brought up here.

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I'm telling you man, you
need to exorcize that cat.

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Don't you think you're
being a little extreme?

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Is that...

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Is that blood?

73
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There is nothing worse
than a bloody pussy.

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Didn't you think you had a
real problem on your hands?

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Not at that point.

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I had no idea what was to come.

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(girl screaming)

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(meowing death metal music)

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Things kept getting stranger
after that.

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(loud boom)

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(phone rings)

82
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Hello?

83
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Is that you blasting music?

84
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Adam.

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I don't know, there was
music, a bright light.

86
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And I grew a beard.

87
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You on drugs?

88
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I think someone may have
broken into my apartment.

89
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Why would anyone wanna
break into your apartment?

90
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I think someone might
be in my kitchen.

91
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Yeah, well I told you
not to keep

92
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all that food
in the refrigerator.

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I gotta go.

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(ominous piano music)
(floor creaking)

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Angel, you're not supposed
to be eating late at night.

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(dramatic sting)

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(phone rings)

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Hello?

99
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I couldn't sleep.

100
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Lisa.

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I had a dream about you.

102
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That's strange.

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You were about to give
me a very, very large...

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Go on, I think I like
this dream.

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Check.

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(record scratch)

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Because I sued your ass
for the pain and suffering

108
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I had to endure from your pesky
demon cat!

109
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Still like the dream?

110
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I'll see you in court.

111
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Aww, you still hungry baby?

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(woman screams)

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(ominous music)

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(loud banging)

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(woman screaming)

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(loud banging)

117
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(woman screaming)

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(dramatic sting)

119
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I wouldn't do that
if I were you.

120
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What do you mean?

121
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There's blood seeping
from underneath the door.

122
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Do you think we should
call the cops?

123
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Don't believe everything you
see, buddy.

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(coughs)

125
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This is real blood.

126
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I was kidding.

127
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Hey look, it was maple
syrup, food coloring.

128
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What am I, neighbors with
Aunt Jemima?

129
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What do you want, it's
the week before Halloween.

130
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What about the screams?

131
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I heard somebody scream.

132
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It's probably her,
the new girl.

133
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She works in special effects,
when she's

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working on something, she
messes up, she screams.

135
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She sounds nuts.

136
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She's one of those
dramatic artists.

137
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You know, you're a writer,
you're all a little moody.

138
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You know, I hope she
doesn't make this a habit.

139
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Give her a break,
she just moved in

140
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and she's probably not that
happy about

141
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you blasting that music,
what was that about?

142
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I don't know.

143
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When I came out there
was no one there.

144
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I just got a call from Lisa.

145
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She's threatening to sue me

146
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over that scratch
Angel gave her.

147
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Frustrated actress.

148
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I'm gonna need a lawyer.

149
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Here, take this.

150
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[Nick] What's this?

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It's the number to a
real professional.

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Okay?

153
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Friend of the family.

154
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I've used her on more
than one occasion.

155
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And you keep her number
scribbled on

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a piece of paper
in your pajamas?

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You never know when you'll
need it.

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Listen, my dad's a lawyer,
he goes to her, she's good.

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[Nick] Miss Rommel,
my name is Nick.

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I know who you are.

161
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I hear you're having a little
problem with your pussycat.

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How did you know?

163
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Adam told me.

164
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I've worked with Adam before.

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See you in one hour, be ready.

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Come right in.

167
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Ooooh.

168
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I see you like swords.

169
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They're not really
sharp, they're for show.

170
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Where's your bathroom?

171
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Down the hallway,
to the right.

172
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Sit!

173
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You're making me nervous.

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(purring)

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(dramatic drumming)

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I was about to get screwed.

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(muffled screaming)

178
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Awww, relax.

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(western music meowing)

180
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(loud banging)
(meowing)

181
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(muffled screaming)

182
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Hey buddy, I've never seen
you so tongue tied before.

183
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(muffled yelling)

184
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What the hell happened?

185
00:13:02,940 --> 00:13:04,355
What are you talking about?

186
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I heard screaming.

187
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When I realized it wasn't the
neighbor I headed over here.

188
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Where's Miss Rommel?

189
00:13:08,612 --> 00:13:09,818
Miss Rommel?

190
00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:11,612
How do I know?

191
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(ominous atmosphere music)

192
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(jazzy meowing music)

193
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Would you put that thing away?

194
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What are you doing with a
camera anyway?

195
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I just bought it and
I was testing it out.

196
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I heard all the noise
coming from your apartment

197
00:13:42,435 --> 00:13:44,769
when I came over here to
see what was happening.

198
00:13:44,771 --> 00:13:46,688
You told me Miss Rommel
was a lawyer.

199
00:13:46,690 --> 00:13:50,316
No, I said she
was a professional.

200
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Where is she anyway?

201
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I don't know.

202
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It's you, man, you're
screwing with me aren't you?

203
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Me?

204
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Why would I do that?

205
00:13:58,866 --> 00:14:00,909
I'm telling you, it's probably
that cat.

206
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Seems to be the only
logical explanation.

207
00:14:03,163 --> 00:14:04,745
Logical explanation?

208
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That my car is possessed
by a demon

209
00:14:06,668 --> 00:14:08,585
and attacked a lawyer
who really isn't

210
00:14:08,587 --> 00:14:10,711
a lawyer, but a
dominatrix mistress?

211
00:14:10,713 --> 00:14:12,628
You should be glad
she's not a lawyer.

212
00:14:12,630 --> 00:14:16,173
Assuming it was your cat who
attacked her.

213
00:14:16,175 --> 00:14:18,843
I'm gonna get sued from
another chick!

214
00:14:18,845 --> 00:14:20,427
You've been a big help.

215
00:14:20,429 --> 00:14:21,261
Thanks.

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(dramatic sting)

217
00:14:24,434 --> 00:14:27,436
I don't think she's
gonna say anything.

218
00:14:27,438 --> 00:14:29,353
What makes you so sure?

219
00:14:29,355 --> 00:14:33,524
Because it looks to me
like the cat got her tongue.

220
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(thunder booms)

221
00:14:39,197 --> 00:14:41,364
(meowing)

222
00:14:44,329 --> 00:14:49,205
After that I was haunted
with guilt, or something.

223
00:14:49,207 --> 00:14:52,793
(ominous atmosphere music)

224
00:15:04,723 --> 00:15:07,724
(menacing laughter)

225
00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:16,940
(dramatic sting)

226
00:15:16,942 --> 00:15:19,276
(screaming)

227
00:15:46,263 --> 00:15:49,012
(dramatic sting)

228
00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:57,689
(suspenseful orchestra music)

229
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Please.

230
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,325
Please no.

231
00:16:10,327 --> 00:16:12,118
Don't be a pussy!

232
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,288
(sobbing)

233
00:16:23,173 --> 00:16:25,046
(bones cracking)

234
00:16:25,048 --> 00:16:27,341
(groaning)

235
00:16:30,346 --> 00:16:32,971
(heart beating)

236
00:16:35,810 --> 00:16:38,392
(laughs)

237
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Eat your heart out.

238
00:16:42,358 --> 00:16:45,065
♪ She's a heart taker ♪

239
00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:48,069
♪ She's coming for you ♪

240
00:16:48,071 --> 00:16:50,739
♪ She is a heart taker ♪

241
00:16:50,741 --> 00:16:54,575
♪ She's coming for you ♪

242
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(rock music)

243
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(alarm ringing)

244
00:17:04,421 --> 00:17:07,088
(heart beating)

245
00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:13,344
What, did I scare you?

246
00:17:13,346 --> 00:17:14,762
I just brought you some milk.

247
00:17:14,764 --> 00:17:18,142
The healthy crap, kind you like?

248
00:17:18,144 --> 00:17:19,560
Little vitamin D?

249
00:17:22,521 --> 00:17:24,395
Have you heard from Miss
Rommel yet?

250
00:17:24,397 --> 00:17:27,566
No, but I'm thinking
no news is good news.

251
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:30,692
Jeez man, why do you
still have this?

252
00:17:30,694 --> 00:17:32,695
What am I supposed
to do with it?

253
00:17:32,697 --> 00:17:34,113
Throw it away.

254
00:17:34,115 --> 00:17:35,907
What if someone finds it?

255
00:17:35,909 --> 00:17:38,410
So you're gonna keep
it in your refrigerator?

256
00:17:38,412 --> 00:17:40,537
Throw it down the garbage
disposal or something.

257
00:17:40,539 --> 00:17:44,207
What if she comes back
and wants her tongue back?

258
00:17:44,209 --> 00:17:47,041
(mocking speech impediment)

259
00:17:47,043 --> 00:17:48,377
What are you doing?

260
00:17:48,379 --> 00:17:51,630
My impression of somebody
asking for their tongue back.

261
00:17:51,632 --> 00:17:52,838
You're sick.

262
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:56,426
Listen, I've been called
a lot worse by a lot better.

263
00:17:56,428 --> 00:17:57,636
I hired a therapist.

264
00:17:57,638 --> 00:17:59,888
You need a cat whisperer.

265
00:18:03,351 --> 00:18:04,183
Look.

266
00:18:05,604 --> 00:18:07,105
What do you think?

267
00:18:09,608 --> 00:18:13,485
Yeah, she is way too hot to be
any good.

268
00:18:13,487 --> 00:18:16,322
She's the only one who
will make house calls.

269
00:18:16,324 --> 00:18:18,449
She's coming later today.

270
00:18:21,077 --> 00:18:22,869
Well I better get
rid of this then.

271
00:18:22,871 --> 00:18:24,703
Last thing you need is
to be making a drink for

272
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this girl and accidentally
slip her the tongue.

273
00:18:27,961 --> 00:18:31,880
(gentle electric guitar music)

274
00:18:35,632 --> 00:18:37,466
I think it's love.

275
00:18:37,468 --> 00:18:38,842
Pardon?

276
00:18:38,844 --> 00:18:41,845
Not real love, but love
addiction.

277
00:18:44,349 --> 00:18:48,352
So are you saying
that it's not real love?

278
00:18:48,354 --> 00:18:49,811
It's real for her, but that

279
00:18:49,813 --> 00:18:52,523
doesn't mean it's real love.

280
00:18:52,525 --> 00:18:55,691
You see, love addicts lack
self-esteem.

281
00:18:55,693 --> 00:18:58,861
Likely from some early
life loss or trauma,

282
00:18:58,863 --> 00:19:01,487
so they get wrapped up
in the drama wanting

283
00:19:01,489 --> 00:19:05,744
others to love them to
the point of obsession.

284
00:19:05,746 --> 00:19:08,078
How do you know so
much about this?

285
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,873
(chuckles)

286
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:13,627
Because I used to be a love
addict too.

287
00:19:13,629 --> 00:19:15,003
That's great!

288
00:19:15,005 --> 00:19:16,503
Give her the attention
she thinks

289
00:19:16,505 --> 00:19:19,215
she wants and then
maybe she'll stop

290
00:19:19,217 --> 00:19:22,217
sinking her claws
so deeply into you.

291
00:19:22,219 --> 00:19:23,927
(hissing)

292
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,554
[Nick] Stop that!

293
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:29,099
♪ Just you and me tonight ♪

294
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:37,815
♪ You, you touch my heart ♪

295
00:19:37,817 --> 00:19:41,654
♪ You make me swoon ♪

296
00:19:41,656 --> 00:19:47,075
♪ Like no one has before ♪

297
00:19:47,701 --> 00:19:53,080
♪ You, you make me purr ♪

298
00:19:53,082 --> 00:19:56,917
♪ You make me feel ♪

299
00:19:56,919 --> 00:20:02,423
♪ Like I'm alive once more ♪

300
00:20:02,425 --> 00:20:08,221
♪ Tonight, you're all I need ♪

301
00:20:08,430 --> 00:20:10,305
(record scratch)

302
00:20:10,307 --> 00:20:11,764
You think you might
be taking that

303
00:20:11,766 --> 00:20:14,641
therapist suggestion a little
too far?

304
00:20:14,643 --> 00:20:16,561
What are you doing, Adam?

305
00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:17,895
I'm trying to sleep.

306
00:20:17,897 --> 00:20:19,231
I can see that.

307
00:20:19,233 --> 00:20:20,773
I know you're a
little desperate,

308
00:20:20,775 --> 00:20:23,318
but you're sleeping with
your cat, come on, man.

309
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,611
What do you mean, I sleep
with her all the time.

310
00:20:25,613 --> 00:20:27,114
You know I'm recording
this right?

311
00:20:27,116 --> 00:20:29,573
You'll never write in this
town again.

312
00:20:29,575 --> 00:20:30,742
It's not what you think.

313
00:20:30,744 --> 00:20:32,243
Really?

314
00:20:32,245 --> 00:20:33,245
Rose petals?

315
00:20:37,624 --> 00:20:40,082
(meows)

316
00:20:40,084 --> 00:20:42,127
[Publisher] Well did
Angel calm down after that?

317
00:20:42,129 --> 00:20:44,171
For a little bit.

318
00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:46,507
(gentle acoustic guitar music)

319
00:20:46,509 --> 00:20:50,678
♪ Like the sparrow needs his
wings to fly ♪

320
00:20:51,972 --> 00:20:55,974
♪ I just need your kiss
to live ♪

321
00:20:59,022 --> 00:21:02,523
♪ Come on, little sparrow ♪

322
00:21:08,195 --> 00:21:10,989
(moaning)

323
00:21:10,991 --> 00:21:12,780
♪ Little sparrow ♪

324
00:21:12,782 --> 00:21:15,660
You need to embrace it.

325
00:21:15,662 --> 00:21:16,996
Just go with it.

326
00:21:25,713 --> 00:21:27,172
I know it's hard.

327
00:21:31,676 --> 00:21:32,926
(hissing)

328
00:21:32,928 --> 00:21:34,803
What was that?

329
00:21:34,805 --> 00:21:37,014
(chomping)

330
00:21:38,265 --> 00:21:40,683
(whimpering)

331
00:21:43,521 --> 00:21:46,272
(dramatic sting)

332
00:21:49,402 --> 00:21:51,737
(screaming)

333
00:21:58,285 --> 00:22:00,535
(growling)

334
00:22:14,969 --> 00:22:17,469
(door creaks)

335
00:22:18,346 --> 00:22:21,891
(ominous atmosphere music)

336
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,922
Did you ever figure
out what the note meant?

337
00:22:55,924 --> 00:22:57,048
Sort of.

338
00:22:57,050 --> 00:22:58,925
(teapot whistling)

339
00:22:58,927 --> 00:23:01,468
Grandma was the first to sniff
things out.

340
00:23:01,470 --> 00:23:05,640
It was like she can smell
trouble before it happened.

341
00:23:10,272 --> 00:23:13,316
(upbeat jazzy music)

342
00:23:15,110 --> 00:23:17,276
(hissing)

343
00:23:19,530 --> 00:23:21,280
Grandma, tea's ready.

344
00:23:23,909 --> 00:23:24,741
Good.

345
00:23:26,577 --> 00:23:28,619
How nice dear, thank you.

346
00:23:34,003 --> 00:23:35,836
I'm worried about you.

347
00:23:36,839 --> 00:23:39,089
I'm okay grandma, really.

348
00:23:40,967 --> 00:23:43,635
Well I don't know.

349
00:23:44,554 --> 00:23:48,055
Angel certainly doesn't
look okay.

350
00:23:48,057 --> 00:23:49,224
What do you mean?

351
00:23:49,226 --> 00:23:50,558
No, she's not herself.

352
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,476
Maybe it's something she ate.

353
00:23:52,478 --> 00:23:54,144
Something she ate?

354
00:23:55,648 --> 00:23:56,813
I know cats.

355
00:23:58,525 --> 00:24:01,653
So about you.

356
00:24:01,986 --> 00:24:03,237
You look tired.

357
00:24:05,117 --> 00:24:06,618
Are you all right?

358
00:24:07,868 --> 00:24:11,118
It's been a rough few days.

359
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,037
How's your love life?

360
00:24:14,416 --> 00:24:15,917
Grandma, please.

361
00:24:17,085 --> 00:24:19,669
I know women too,
and I know some

362
00:24:19,671 --> 00:24:22,673
of them can be
downright villainous.

363
00:24:24,758 --> 00:24:30,889
But if you need me, please
don't be afraid to call.

364
00:24:31,766 --> 00:24:35,435
I may be old, but I
have nine lives as well.

365
00:24:37,272 --> 00:24:39,563
I'm as fierce as any feline.

366
00:24:41,693 --> 00:24:44,652
Thank you grandma, I
appreciate that.

367
00:24:44,654 --> 00:24:48,198
But the nightmares just
kept getting worse.

368
00:24:51,284 --> 00:24:54,034
(dramatic sting)

369
00:25:01,211 --> 00:25:03,712
Why didn't you listen to me?

370
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:29,403
(menacing laughter)

371
00:25:45,921 --> 00:25:50,087
Things have really taken
a downward spiral lately.

372
00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:54,635
I've been having
these nightmares.

373
00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:56,930
[Laurie] What sort of
nightmares?

374
00:25:56,932 --> 00:25:59,097
(moaning)

375
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:04,437
Sexual ones.

376
00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:07,483
[Laurie] With anyone
in particular?

377
00:26:09,778 --> 00:26:10,609
No.

378
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:15,739
Are you aware that
your legs are shaking?

379
00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:20,160
I'm going to be candid.

380
00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:22,996
You're sexually frustrated.

381
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:25,248
Angel has prevented you
from having any real

382
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:29,418
relationship with a woman
and it's driving you crazy.

383
00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:34,173
Do you masturbate?

384
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:35,048
Masturbate?

385
00:26:35,050 --> 00:26:35,966
Masturbate?

386
00:26:37,135 --> 00:26:37,969
Pardon?

387
00:26:39,095 --> 00:26:41,471
(rock music)

388
00:26:43,559 --> 00:26:44,392
Meow.

389
00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:47,979
It's nothing to be ashamed of,
it helps

390
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:50,815
release all this
built up tension.

391
00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:54,988
I've tried it.

392
00:26:57,073 --> 00:26:59,155
Just doesn't work for me.

393
00:27:00,324 --> 00:27:01,241
(meowing)

394
00:27:01,243 --> 00:27:03,243
(screaming)

395
00:27:03,245 --> 00:27:04,535
Well have you tried embracing

396
00:27:04,537 --> 00:27:07,580
Angel's love like we discussed?

397
00:27:07,582 --> 00:27:08,747
I have.

398
00:27:08,749 --> 00:27:11,458
[Laurie] And is it working?

399
00:27:11,460 --> 00:27:13,295
I don't really know.

400
00:27:14,506 --> 00:27:17,674
She hasn't tried to attack
anyone lately.

401
00:27:17,676 --> 00:27:20,092
I suppose that's progress.

402
00:27:20,094 --> 00:27:23,179
♪ You touch my heart ♪

403
00:27:24,306 --> 00:27:27,765
(ominous atmosphere music)

404
00:27:27,767 --> 00:27:28,975
(screaming)

405
00:27:28,977 --> 00:27:30,018
Oh stop it.

406
00:27:31,730 --> 00:27:34,523
So I got fired from
my job today.

407
00:27:34,525 --> 00:27:36,233
I didn't even know you
had a job.

408
00:27:36,235 --> 00:27:38,151
Well I did for about
three days.

409
00:27:38,153 --> 00:27:39,361
I was an extra.

410
00:27:40,239 --> 00:27:42,906
How does one get fired
from being an extra?

411
00:27:42,908 --> 00:27:45,283
It's actually simpler
than you might thing.

412
00:27:45,285 --> 00:27:47,034
Taking a non-speaking role and

413
00:27:47,036 --> 00:27:48,868
turning it into a speaking role.

414
00:27:48,870 --> 00:27:50,204
I figured what's the point of
being an

415
00:27:50,206 --> 00:27:52,372
extra if you're not doing
something extra.

416
00:27:52,374 --> 00:27:54,000
Director disagreed.

417
00:27:55,338 --> 00:27:56,838
So you got axed.

418
00:27:59,216 --> 00:28:01,049
It's the makeup
artist downstairs.

419
00:28:01,051 --> 00:28:02,634
She's using me as a model
for some

420
00:28:02,636 --> 00:28:05,428
new horror movie she's
working on.

421
00:28:07,056 --> 00:28:08,931
Adam, if you don't mind,
I'm trying

422
00:28:08,933 --> 00:28:11,599
to have dinner with my cat here.

423
00:28:13,228 --> 00:28:15,395
All right, I'll leave,
I'll leave.

424
00:28:15,397 --> 00:28:16,230
(dramatic sting)

425
00:28:16,232 --> 00:28:18,648
(screaming)

426
00:28:18,650 --> 00:28:20,944
Did I scare you?

427
00:28:20,946 --> 00:28:22,569
Who are you?

428
00:28:22,571 --> 00:28:23,819
Pluto.

429
00:28:23,821 --> 00:28:25,156
Detective Pluto.

430
00:28:29,703 --> 00:28:33,872
I am here, I am investigating
the disappearance of one...

431
00:28:37,710 --> 00:28:40,712
Lisa Graves.

432
00:28:44,759 --> 00:28:46,924
I didn't know Lisa
was missing.

433
00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:49,719
(purring)

434
00:28:49,721 --> 00:28:51,387
What a nice kitty.

435
00:28:54,518 --> 00:28:58,104
(dramatic sting)

436
00:28:58,106 --> 00:29:00,313
What is that?

437
00:29:07,655 --> 00:29:09,991
(chuckling)

438
00:29:15,453 --> 00:29:17,663
(laughter)

439
00:29:19,710 --> 00:29:20,541
Breath mint?

440
00:29:20,543 --> 00:29:22,292
Don't mind if I do.

441
00:29:27,007 --> 00:29:29,799
Ow, ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow ow!

442
00:29:33,180 --> 00:29:37,183
(dramatic atmospheric drumming)

443
00:29:47,234 --> 00:29:50,153
Think he's giving you
the finger?

444
00:30:05,044 --> 00:30:05,876
Humph.

445
00:30:07,380 --> 00:30:09,796
I, no, I still
don't understand

446
00:30:09,798 --> 00:30:12,633
why the detective
bit this finger.

447
00:30:13,719 --> 00:30:14,718
I don't know.

448
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,510
What about the finger?

449
00:30:16,512 --> 00:30:17,845
It wasn't real.

450
00:30:17,847 --> 00:30:20,766
I got it from the
makeup lady downstairs.

451
00:30:20,768 --> 00:30:22,517
I must've dropped it.

452
00:30:23,687 --> 00:30:25,811
Why didn't you say something?

453
00:30:25,813 --> 00:30:27,855
I didn't wanna
complicate things.

454
00:30:27,857 --> 00:30:29,566
You nearly gave me
a heart attack.

455
00:30:31,694 --> 00:30:33,318
Where are you going?

456
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,861
I'm gonna tell that
mysterious neighbor

457
00:30:34,863 --> 00:30:36,696
of mine what I think of
the screams, the blood

458
00:30:36,698 --> 00:30:39,492
in the hallway and her
giving you the finger!

459
00:30:39,494 --> 00:30:41,619
(door creaks open)

460
00:30:41,621 --> 00:30:45,207
(ominous atmosphere music)

461
00:30:58,637 --> 00:31:00,762
(loud slam)

462
00:31:00,764 --> 00:31:03,515
(floor creaking)

463
00:31:07,728 --> 00:31:10,648
(clock bell rings)

464
00:31:25,036 --> 00:31:28,870
(woman screaming)

465
00:31:36,257 --> 00:31:39,092
(woman screaming)

466
00:31:51,228 --> 00:31:54,062
(woman screaming)

467
00:31:59,612 --> 00:32:02,362
(floor creaking)

468
00:32:19,299 --> 00:32:20,797
(woman screaming)

469
00:32:20,799 --> 00:32:22,715
(dramatic sting)

470
00:32:22,717 --> 00:32:25,551
(woman screaming)

471
00:32:31,851 --> 00:32:35,477
Things kept getting weirder by
the moment.

472
00:32:35,479 --> 00:32:37,646
I needed to clear my head.

473
00:32:38,608 --> 00:32:40,607
But every corner I turned led

474
00:32:40,609 --> 00:32:43,276
me deeper into a fog of mystery.

475
00:32:49,159 --> 00:32:51,076
Running from someone?

476
00:32:51,871 --> 00:32:53,953
Can I help you?

477
00:32:53,955 --> 00:32:54,954
I hope so.

478
00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:59,666
I believe you used to
date my daughter.

479
00:32:59,668 --> 00:33:02,671
Oh, I don't know where
Lisa is.

480
00:33:02,673 --> 00:33:03,506
Lisa?

481
00:33:03,508 --> 00:33:05,758
No, my last name is Carrie.

482
00:33:07,135 --> 00:33:08,969
I'm Rosemary's mother.

483
00:33:08,971 --> 00:33:10,135
Rosemary.

484
00:33:10,137 --> 00:33:12,638
Do you remember her?

485
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:13,472
Yes.

486
00:33:15,018 --> 00:33:16,726
How's Rosemary doing?

487
00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:19,854
She's dead.

488
00:33:19,856 --> 00:33:22,565
(dramatic sting)

489
00:33:28,989 --> 00:33:31,865
I'm really sorry to
hear about...

490
00:33:37,205 --> 00:33:38,956
Rosemary.

491
00:33:38,958 --> 00:33:40,458
Right, Rosemary.

492
00:33:43,796 --> 00:33:46,130
We dated a couple years ago?

493
00:33:47,589 --> 00:33:49,006
Six months ago.

494
00:33:50,051 --> 00:33:52,217
She was blonde?

495
00:33:52,219 --> 00:33:53,134
Brunette.

496
00:33:54,890 --> 00:33:57,265
It's all so foggy to me.

497
00:33:57,267 --> 00:33:58,432
Really?

498
00:33:58,434 --> 00:34:01,518
Because she wrote about you in
her diary.

499
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:02,353
Here.

500
00:34:03,355 --> 00:34:04,689
Read it.

501
00:34:04,691 --> 00:34:07,026
Go ahead, she wouldn't mind.

502
00:34:10,528 --> 00:34:14,030
(dramatic sting)

503
00:34:14,032 --> 00:34:17,951
If you don't mind my
asking, how did she die?

504
00:34:20,414 --> 00:34:21,622
Poison.

505
00:34:21,624 --> 00:34:22,623
Oh my God.

506
00:34:23,791 --> 00:34:25,416
Oh!
(dramatic sting)

507
00:34:25,418 --> 00:34:26,250
It moved.

508
00:34:27,755 --> 00:34:28,921
The box moved!

509
00:34:35,134 --> 00:34:36,636
Please be careful.

510
00:34:38,056 --> 00:34:39,640
I'm pygmachophobic.

511
00:34:40,765 --> 00:34:42,641
A fear of boxes.

512
00:34:42,643 --> 00:34:45,228
You never know what
you might find in them.

513
00:34:45,230 --> 00:34:48,438
My husband once brought
home a crate.

514
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,607
(shrieks)

515
00:35:08,709 --> 00:35:09,709
(shrieks)

516
00:35:09,711 --> 00:35:12,546
(woman screaming)

517
00:35:19,262 --> 00:35:20,803
It's all right.

518
00:35:20,805 --> 00:35:24,973
It's nothing to be afraid
of, it's just my cat Angel.

519
00:35:26,268 --> 00:35:28,351
How can you be so sure?

520
00:35:31,690 --> 00:35:33,857
I used to be ailurophobia.

521
00:35:35,194 --> 00:35:36,444
A fear of cats.

522
00:35:37,404 --> 00:35:39,738
But that's not what this is.

523
00:35:41,826 --> 00:35:43,576
This is phasmophobia.

524
00:35:45,620 --> 00:35:47,785
(shrieks)

525
00:35:50,707 --> 00:35:53,334
I'm getting out of here.

526
00:35:53,336 --> 00:35:55,336
Wait, you forgot this!

527
00:36:06,390 --> 00:36:07,514
Phasmophobia?

528
00:36:08,392 --> 00:36:09,642
Fear of ghosts?

529
00:36:11,228 --> 00:36:13,395
(meowing)

530
00:36:19,069 --> 00:36:19,902
Hmm?

531
00:36:48,055 --> 00:36:49,930
So is that the diary?

532
00:36:51,265 --> 00:36:52,182
Mmmhm.

533
00:36:52,184 --> 00:36:53,558
Written by a woman
you don't remember

534
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:56,062
dating who apparently
hated your cat.

535
00:36:56,064 --> 00:36:57,270
What were you thinking?

536
00:36:57,272 --> 00:36:59,481
I thought I
needed a therapist.

537
00:36:59,483 --> 00:37:01,775
"The trouble started with
the cat,

538
00:37:01,777 --> 00:37:04,443
so I'll kill the cat and end
all that.

539
00:37:04,445 --> 00:37:06,612
And as for ye who
mocks what's written,

540
00:37:06,614 --> 00:37:09,324
you'll die just like
that pesky kitten.

541
00:37:09,326 --> 00:37:11,617
As I conjure a joke of my own

542
00:37:11,619 --> 00:37:14,704
to come and slay
thee in thy home."

543
00:37:14,706 --> 00:37:16,456
Your ex wrote that?

544
00:37:17,375 --> 00:37:20,626
The whole thing's like
that filled with spells.

545
00:37:20,628 --> 00:37:23,877
The girl thought she was
a witch and hated Angel.

546
00:37:23,879 --> 00:37:28,299
What I can't figure out is why
I don't remember dating her.

547
00:37:28,301 --> 00:37:30,553
Maybe you blocked it out.

548
00:37:31,513 --> 00:37:33,638
Sounds like you should
stick with your cat.

549
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,640
It's probably safer.

550
00:37:35,642 --> 00:37:36,934
I love Angel.

551
00:37:38,395 --> 00:37:41,062
But I never can love love Angel.

552
00:37:42,357 --> 00:37:47,276
It was a joke, I was just
trying to cheer you up.

553
00:37:47,278 --> 00:37:50,530
Why would anyone wanna poison
my cat?

554
00:37:51,740 --> 00:37:53,740
(yawns)

555
00:37:56,829 --> 00:37:58,954
I don't know what's
gotten over me.

556
00:37:58,956 --> 00:38:02,293
Why don't you get some sleep.

557
00:38:02,295 --> 00:38:03,126
Yeah.

558
00:38:08,632 --> 00:38:11,299
(thunder booms)

559
00:38:14,513 --> 00:38:17,515
(menacing laughter)

560
00:38:22,187 --> 00:38:25,021
(shoes squeaking)

561
00:38:43,416 --> 00:38:46,418
(menacing laughter)

562
00:38:54,637 --> 00:38:56,843
(hissing)

563
00:38:56,845 --> 00:38:59,888
(clown nose honking)

564
00:39:10,692 --> 00:39:12,900
(groaning)

565
00:39:14,404 --> 00:39:17,239
(shoes squeaking)

566
00:39:24,037 --> 00:39:26,664
(Angel meowing)

567
00:39:29,291 --> 00:39:30,123
Angel?

568
00:39:41,180 --> 00:39:42,638
Angel?

569
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,641
(water percolating)

570
00:39:49,060 --> 00:39:51,269
(knocking)

571
00:39:58,656 --> 00:40:00,112
(dramatic sting)

572
00:40:00,114 --> 00:40:00,946
Lisa?

573
00:40:05,996 --> 00:40:08,788
I thought you were dead.

574
00:40:08,790 --> 00:40:09,620
Are you?

575
00:40:12,876 --> 00:40:16,962
Where is that hell cat?

576
00:40:18,131 --> 00:40:20,631
Look, you're upset and sick.

577
00:40:21,593 --> 00:40:22,425
Very sick.

578
00:40:24,678 --> 00:40:26,762
(vomits)

579
00:40:31,687 --> 00:40:34,520
You're the one who's sick,
Nick.

580
00:40:38,650 --> 00:40:41,069
You should've listened to me.

581
00:40:42,572 --> 00:40:44,990
Don't make me eat your ear.

582
00:40:47,576 --> 00:40:48,619
It was a nightmare.

583
00:40:48,621 --> 00:40:50,869
You don't know nightmares!

584
00:40:50,871 --> 00:40:54,331
I'm haunted every time I close
my eyes.

585
00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:56,416
(coughs)

586
00:40:58,127 --> 00:41:02,212
I ran away, but the
nightmares followed me.

587
00:41:02,214 --> 00:41:05,673
This disease, it's getting under
my skin.

588
00:41:13,644 --> 00:41:14,475
Gross.

589
00:41:16,354 --> 00:41:18,939
I can't get a date for
Valentine's Day.

590
00:41:18,941 --> 00:41:23,025
Not to mention what this has
done to my acting career!

591
00:41:23,027 --> 00:41:25,318
(sobs) I'm sorry!

592
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,155
What do you want me to do?

593
00:41:28,157 --> 00:41:32,451
Lick my foot.

594
00:41:34,871 --> 00:41:36,038
You serious?

595
00:41:45,298 --> 00:41:47,881
[Lisa] Tell me you like them.

596
00:41:50,053 --> 00:41:51,220
I like them.

597
00:41:54,430 --> 00:41:55,597
Convince me.

598
00:41:57,893 --> 00:41:59,393
Precious.

599
00:41:59,395 --> 00:42:01,520
My precious, my precious.

600
00:42:02,649 --> 00:42:04,732
My sweet, sweet precious.

601
00:42:07,529 --> 00:42:08,570
Now get up!

602
00:42:11,407 --> 00:42:13,699
This is just the beginning.

603
00:42:15,577 --> 00:42:17,369
It's a shame.

604
00:42:17,371 --> 00:42:20,747
We could've been something,
you and I.

605
00:42:20,749 --> 00:42:23,918
Together, we could've
ruled the world.

606
00:42:29,423 --> 00:42:31,465
(coughs)

607
00:42:44,189 --> 00:42:45,522
This isn't over!

608
00:42:53,656 --> 00:42:56,324
(Angel meowing)

609
00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:07,458
Angel?

610
00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:15,257
Angel?

611
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:18,427
Angel!

612
00:43:22,141 --> 00:43:24,808
(Angel meowing)

613
00:43:27,562 --> 00:43:29,646
[Publisher] Why did Angel
run away?

614
00:43:29,648 --> 00:43:31,648
I don't know for sure.

615
00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:34,317
Did you ever find out where
she went?

616
00:43:34,319 --> 00:43:35,151
No.

617
00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:37,737
Valentine's Day was right
around the

618
00:43:37,739 --> 00:43:40,573
corner and once again
I was alone.

619
00:43:44,621 --> 00:43:46,829
(knocking)

620
00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:52,629
Happy VD, buddy!

621
00:43:53,838 --> 00:43:56,672
Looks like you started
without me.

622
00:44:08,477 --> 00:44:10,643
Aww, is that your kitty?

623
00:44:13,357 --> 00:44:14,188
So sad.

624
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,900
I lost a cat once.

625
00:44:18,862 --> 00:44:20,112
I hate toilets.

626
00:44:22,699 --> 00:44:23,698
All right.

627
00:44:24,826 --> 00:44:26,617
Let's get this party started,
it's Valentine's Day!

628
00:44:26,619 --> 00:44:27,869
(cheering)

629
00:44:27,871 --> 00:44:31,123
Happy Valentine's Day to you,
gorgeous.

630
00:44:33,584 --> 00:44:35,084
Cheers.

631
00:44:35,086 --> 00:44:37,544
[Lindsey] Yes, my sexy love.

632
00:44:37,546 --> 00:44:38,879
Cheers.

633
00:44:38,881 --> 00:44:41,924
(laughter)

634
00:44:41,926 --> 00:44:44,801
♪ My chainsaw slices
away the fat ♪

635
00:44:44,803 --> 00:44:47,680
♪ I wanna dine on
something more ♪

636
00:44:47,682 --> 00:44:50,892
♪ And it's time to (mumbles) ♪

637
00:44:50,894 --> 00:44:53,560
♪ Something's scratching
at your door ♪

638
00:44:53,562 --> 00:44:55,229
♪ Well now you're
gonna wake up ♪

639
00:44:55,231 --> 00:44:59,148
♪ To the nightmare
that's in store ♪

640
00:44:59,150 --> 00:45:03,320
♪ Well I'm a chainsaw kitty ♪

641
00:45:03,322 --> 00:45:06,155
♪ Chainsaw kitty ♪

642
00:45:06,157 --> 00:45:08,909
♪ Chainsaw kitty ♪

643
00:45:10,411 --> 00:45:13,329
♪ Chainsaw kitty ♪

644
00:45:13,331 --> 00:45:16,333
♪ Chainsaw kitty ♪

645
00:45:16,335 --> 00:45:17,751
♪ Chainsaw kitty ♪

646
00:45:17,753 --> 00:45:20,462
(music distorts)

647
00:45:24,343 --> 00:45:27,093
(record scratch)

648
00:45:36,979 --> 00:45:40,065
You're coming with me
to my hostel.

649
00:45:54,704 --> 00:45:57,122
Can I tear open your heart?

650
00:46:01,043 --> 00:46:01,960
Oh, sure.

651
00:46:11,136 --> 00:46:11,969
Oh God.

652
00:46:13,596 --> 00:46:16,098
This is almost as good as sex.

653
00:46:19,143 --> 00:46:21,310
(giggles)

654
00:46:33,074 --> 00:46:35,323
I have to use the bathroom.

655
00:46:36,827 --> 00:46:38,244
Yeah, okay.

656
00:46:38,246 --> 00:46:39,077
Okay.

657
00:46:46,503 --> 00:46:47,502
Love love.

658
00:46:52,885 --> 00:46:53,717
Boo.

659
00:46:55,847 --> 00:46:57,180
Did I scare you?

660
00:47:10,359 --> 00:47:11,735
Where's Adam?

661
00:47:11,737 --> 00:47:12,904
Unconscious.

662
00:47:14,824 --> 00:47:16,158
Where's Lindsey?

663
00:47:25,374 --> 00:47:27,040
Do you like pain?

664
00:47:27,042 --> 00:47:28,709
Not in particular.

665
00:47:31,754 --> 00:47:32,586
Do you?

666
00:47:36,010 --> 00:47:36,883
Choke me.

667
00:47:42,892 --> 00:47:45,059
(moaning)

668
00:48:00,032 --> 00:48:00,864
Hey, stop!

669
00:48:03,409 --> 00:48:04,911
Stop, what are you doing?

670
00:48:04,913 --> 00:48:06,079
I can't breathe!

671
00:48:06,081 --> 00:48:07,248
Don't do it!

672
00:48:09,207 --> 00:48:12,209
What are you doing here?

673
00:48:12,211 --> 00:48:16,256
Adam passed out, so I
thought I'd join you two.

674
00:48:18,593 --> 00:48:20,844
(laughter)

675
00:48:22,847 --> 00:48:24,763
Maybe I should leave.

676
00:48:25,723 --> 00:48:27,390
- Shut up.
- Shut up.

677
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,606
(Angel meowing)

678
00:48:36,608 --> 00:48:37,440
Angel?

679
00:48:56,003 --> 00:48:58,669
(loud bang)

680
00:48:58,671 --> 00:49:00,005
What was that?

681
00:49:05,803 --> 00:49:06,635
Awww.

682
00:49:08,808 --> 00:49:09,640
Awww.

683
00:49:10,850 --> 00:49:12,600
I tawt I saw a puddy cat.

684
00:49:12,602 --> 00:49:14,143
(laughter)

685
00:49:14,145 --> 00:49:17,480
You did, you did see a
puddy cat.

686
00:49:17,482 --> 00:49:19,733
(laughter)

687
00:49:26,740 --> 00:49:28,157
Where'd she go?

688
00:49:34,748 --> 00:49:36,498
I don't see anything.

689
00:49:40,088 --> 00:49:41,171
(dramatic sting)

690
00:49:41,173 --> 00:49:44,173
(shrieking)

691
00:49:44,175 --> 00:49:46,049
You bleeding?

692
00:49:46,051 --> 00:49:47,301
I'm so jealous.

693
00:49:49,513 --> 00:49:51,931
Come on, let me see this.

694
00:49:51,933 --> 00:49:53,015
Are you okay?

695
00:49:56,435 --> 00:49:57,810
Ow!

696
00:49:57,812 --> 00:49:58,645
God!

697
00:50:08,696 --> 00:50:09,528
Oh God.

698
00:50:11,992 --> 00:50:14,117
You're scratched.

699
00:50:14,119 --> 00:50:16,787
Do you want me to call a doctor?

700
00:50:25,673 --> 00:50:26,505
Angel.

701
00:50:27,550 --> 00:50:28,381
I'm yours.

702
00:50:29,843 --> 00:50:31,718
(meowing and scratching)

703
00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:34,386
(moaning)

704
00:50:34,388 --> 00:50:35,219
Open up.

705
00:50:36,473 --> 00:50:37,640
Open the door.

706
00:50:50,071 --> 00:50:52,238
(moaning)

707
00:50:58,537 --> 00:50:59,369
Oh yeah.

708
00:51:03,582 --> 00:51:06,291
(dramatic sting)

709
00:51:07,838 --> 00:51:10,173
(screaming)

710
00:51:15,678 --> 00:51:18,263
[Laurie] Is she all right now?

711
00:51:18,265 --> 00:51:21,931
She's fine now that she's back
with me.

712
00:51:21,933 --> 00:51:26,102
I was referring to the girl
who fell down the stairs.

713
00:51:26,980 --> 00:51:27,897
Oh, um...

714
00:51:29,442 --> 00:51:33,110
Mild concussion
and a few scratches.

715
00:51:33,112 --> 00:51:35,863
More shook up than
anything else.

716
00:51:36,781 --> 00:51:40,075
And how do you feel
about everything?

717
00:51:40,911 --> 00:51:42,454
Horrible.

718
00:51:42,456 --> 00:51:46,247
Like giving up on dating
women altogether.

719
00:51:46,249 --> 00:51:48,292
Safer for everyone that way.

720
00:51:48,294 --> 00:51:51,127
[Laurie] That would
be a shame.

721
00:51:51,129 --> 00:51:52,294
You think so?

722
00:51:52,296 --> 00:51:56,132
Yes I do, you have so much
to offer the right woman.

723
00:51:59,805 --> 00:52:01,348
Hold on a second.

724
00:52:10,813 --> 00:52:12,939
(meowing)

725
00:52:28,498 --> 00:52:29,998
Now where were we?

726
00:52:32,295 --> 00:52:35,754
I was telling you that I
really think...

727
00:52:38,341 --> 00:52:42,469
(ominous atmosphere music)
(growling)

728
00:52:48,810 --> 00:52:50,935
We shouldn't be doing this.

729
00:52:50,937 --> 00:52:51,853
You sure?

730
00:52:57,860 --> 00:52:59,941
[Laurie] This isn't
helping you.

731
00:52:59,943 --> 00:53:01,527
No, it's helping.

732
00:53:02,739 --> 00:53:04,572
It's helping big time.

733
00:53:06,784 --> 00:53:08,702
[Ghostly Voice] Meow.

734
00:53:08,704 --> 00:53:11,287
What was that noise?

735
00:53:11,289 --> 00:53:12,874
What?

736
00:53:12,876 --> 00:53:14,206
[Ghostly Voice] Meow.

737
00:53:14,208 --> 00:53:15,876
That.

738
00:53:15,878 --> 00:53:17,878
I don't hear anything.

739
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:20,753
I have a bad feeling that
if I stay

740
00:53:20,755 --> 00:53:24,257
here things are gonna
get out of hand.

741
00:53:24,259 --> 00:53:25,593
It'll be fine.

742
00:53:26,888 --> 00:53:27,720
I promise.

743
00:53:30,308 --> 00:53:33,142
No, no, I'm sorry,
I have to go.

744
00:53:34,395 --> 00:53:35,227
Don't.

745
00:53:38,899 --> 00:53:42,776
Had we met under better
circumstances, maybe.

746
00:54:19,687 --> 00:54:23,273
(ominous atmosphere music)

747
00:54:35,577 --> 00:54:38,245
(phone ringing)

748
00:54:39,791 --> 00:54:42,582
(phone vibrates)

749
00:54:56,682 --> 00:54:57,513
Nick?

750
00:55:01,812 --> 00:55:02,643
Nick!

751
00:55:08,152 --> 00:55:10,819
(door creaking)

752
00:55:33,175 --> 00:55:36,843
(Psycho theme music)

753
00:55:36,845 --> 00:55:38,470
Adam.

754
00:55:38,472 --> 00:55:41,515
What are you doing here
with a knife?

755
00:55:41,517 --> 00:55:43,725
Why are you dressed like
Miss Bates?

756
00:55:43,727 --> 00:55:45,851
Because I love you, man.

757
00:55:48,273 --> 00:55:50,608
(screaming)

758
00:55:58,532 --> 00:56:00,324
Are you here to kill me?

759
00:56:00,326 --> 00:56:01,326
Not really.

760
00:56:01,328 --> 00:56:04,411
I actually wanna kill
that therapist bitch.

761
00:56:04,413 --> 00:56:06,121
Then I came to my senses.

762
00:56:06,123 --> 00:56:08,416
I'm not a murderer,
I'm an artist.

763
00:56:08,418 --> 00:56:09,917
An artist?

764
00:56:09,919 --> 00:56:11,709
There is no
downstairs neighbor.

765
00:56:11,711 --> 00:56:12,877
I made her up.

766
00:56:14,839 --> 00:56:15,672
What?

767
00:56:15,674 --> 00:56:17,256
Yeah, it was me all along.

768
00:56:17,258 --> 00:56:19,926
I needed an excuse to get you
to come visit me downstairs.

769
00:56:19,928 --> 00:56:21,720
What did you need an
excuse for?

770
00:56:21,722 --> 00:56:23,013
'Cause you care
about that stupid

771
00:56:23,015 --> 00:56:25,515
cat more than you care about me.

772
00:56:25,517 --> 00:56:28,727
You're the one who
needs a therapist.

773
00:56:29,814 --> 00:56:31,897
(meowing and scratching)

774
00:56:31,899 --> 00:56:34,233
(screaming)

775
00:56:35,193 --> 00:56:37,318
Oh, and since we're bearing
all here,

776
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:39,903
I never really thought
your cat was possessed.

777
00:56:39,905 --> 00:56:44,324
I was just jealous because
you loved her more than me.

778
00:56:44,326 --> 00:56:45,157
You cold?

779
00:56:47,579 --> 00:56:49,579
I painted the pentagram
on the mirror,

780
00:56:49,581 --> 00:56:51,624
I put the fake blood
in the hallway

781
00:56:51,626 --> 00:56:54,168
and I put the tongue
in the bedroom.

782
00:56:54,170 --> 00:56:56,213
You mean that wasn't
Miss Rommel's tongue?

783
00:56:56,215 --> 00:56:57,837
No buddy, it was a fake.

784
00:56:57,839 --> 00:57:00,257
And a pretty good one too
if I do say so myself.

785
00:57:00,259 --> 00:57:02,424
Convinced the crap out of you.

786
00:57:02,426 --> 00:57:03,634
Why?

787
00:57:03,636 --> 00:57:06,096
'Cause I wanted to convince
you to get rid of that cat.

788
00:57:06,098 --> 00:57:09,140
Ever since you got her, I lost
my wingman.

789
00:57:09,142 --> 00:57:12,810
We used to party, we used
to do things together.

790
00:57:12,812 --> 00:57:14,312
So you did those
things because

791
00:57:14,314 --> 00:57:16,230
you wanted your wingman back?

792
00:57:16,232 --> 00:57:21,193
Mostly, but then I realized
there was something more.

793
00:57:21,195 --> 00:57:22,318
What?

794
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:26,449
I realized that I didn't
just want my wingman back.

795
00:57:27,534 --> 00:57:30,160
I wanted my wingman...

796
00:57:30,162 --> 00:57:31,452
In the back.

797
00:57:31,454 --> 00:57:34,541
(Psycho theme music)

798
00:57:34,543 --> 00:57:36,291
Are you gonna get that?

799
00:57:36,293 --> 00:57:38,918
Are you trying to
tell me that you're gay?

800
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:40,044
(Laurie screaming)

801
00:57:40,046 --> 00:57:41,380
That's not me.

802
00:57:49,473 --> 00:57:51,973
(dramatic sting)

803
00:57:51,975 --> 00:57:54,310
And that's not me either.

804
00:57:54,312 --> 00:57:55,893
[Publisher] So I guess
that's when your love

805
00:57:55,895 --> 00:57:58,270
affair with the therapist
came to an abrupt end.

806
00:57:58,272 --> 00:58:00,815
It was hard to see a
future with her after that.

807
00:58:00,817 --> 00:58:02,232
Well I guess it was pretty
hard for

808
00:58:02,234 --> 00:58:06,362
her to see anything after that
because...

809
00:58:06,364 --> 00:58:07,197
The eye.

810
00:58:11,202 --> 00:58:13,242
So that's when you realized it

811
00:58:13,244 --> 00:58:14,827
wasn't just Adam,
your cat really

812
00:58:14,829 --> 00:58:16,662
was possessed,
only you still didn't

813
00:58:16,664 --> 00:58:19,958
know who was possessing
your cat right?

814
00:58:20,961 --> 00:58:23,880
I was just looking
for a miracle.

815
00:58:31,095 --> 00:58:33,471
You have quite a
collection of books.

816
00:58:33,473 --> 00:58:34,304
Yeah.

817
00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:38,560
I guess I'm a bit
of a bibliophile.

818
00:58:38,562 --> 00:58:40,728
What's a bibliophile?

819
00:58:40,730 --> 00:58:42,313
(laughs)

820
00:58:42,315 --> 00:58:43,356
It's Latin!

821
00:58:44,317 --> 00:58:48,071
Biblio meaning books,
phile meaning lover of.

822
00:58:50,364 --> 00:58:52,364
It means lover of books.

823
00:58:57,204 --> 00:58:58,787
[Blatty] I see you have a pet.

824
00:58:58,789 --> 00:58:59,620
Yeah.

825
00:59:01,207 --> 00:59:02,289
Her name's...

826
00:59:03,376 --> 00:59:04,209
Angel.

827
00:59:04,211 --> 00:59:08,380
(dramatic sting)
(hissing)

828
00:59:09,968 --> 00:59:11,135
I love pets.

829
00:59:12,845 --> 00:59:15,678
Guess that makes me a
pet-o-phile.

830
00:59:18,850 --> 00:59:20,184
Well Father...

831
00:59:22,311 --> 00:59:26,605
That's what I wanted to talk to
you about.

832
00:59:26,607 --> 00:59:29,233
I believe my pussy's possessed.

833
00:59:34,739 --> 00:59:38,493
Have you ever performed
an exorcism on a cat?

834
00:59:45,624 --> 00:59:48,376
(dramatic sting)

835
00:59:49,421 --> 00:59:51,588
(purring)

836
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:59,722
We cast you from our
midst, oh unclean spirit.

837
01:00:01,557 --> 01:00:03,099
All satanic powers.

838
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:06,394
All infernal invaders.

839
01:00:09,355 --> 01:00:13,648
You think it will still work
if I don't believe in God?

840
01:00:13,650 --> 01:00:15,942
You don't believe in God?

841
01:00:21,742 --> 01:00:25,119
Why do you believe in the devil
if you don't believe in God?

842
01:00:25,121 --> 01:00:28,289
I don't believe
in the devil either.

843
01:00:30,335 --> 01:00:32,501
(purring)

844
01:00:37,343 --> 01:00:39,132
(hissing)

845
01:00:39,134 --> 01:00:39,966
Ow!

846
01:00:42,595 --> 01:00:43,427
So...

847
01:00:44,973 --> 01:00:47,140
You wanna play rough, huh?

848
01:00:49,979 --> 01:00:52,230
(growling)

849
01:01:00,615 --> 01:01:03,449
(ominous humming)

850
01:01:09,164 --> 01:01:10,037
Did you see that?

851
01:01:10,039 --> 01:01:12,166
Cat hates holy water.

852
01:01:12,168 --> 01:01:13,335
She's a cat.

853
01:01:14,711 --> 01:01:15,544
Hush.

854
01:01:18,423 --> 01:01:19,339
Leave us.

855
01:01:25,011 --> 01:01:27,720
(Angel growling)

856
01:01:31,435 --> 01:01:32,268
Please.

857
01:01:33,855 --> 01:01:35,521
Try not to hurt her.

858
01:01:45,447 --> 01:01:46,614
Be prepared.

859
01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:49,659
This is gonna get ugly.

860
01:01:53,206 --> 01:01:54,329
Here kitty.

861
01:01:56,543 --> 01:01:59,461
Here kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty.

862
01:02:00,380 --> 01:02:02,630
(growling)

863
01:02:04,385 --> 01:02:06,552
(gasping)

864
01:02:07,930 --> 01:02:11,182
[Blatty] Brother Damien,
what is it?

865
01:02:14,601 --> 01:02:17,520
Has the demon overtaken
your voice?

866
01:02:20,065 --> 01:02:22,149
(coughs)

867
01:02:23,109 --> 01:02:24,942
Furball from Hell!

868
01:02:24,944 --> 01:02:27,194
(coughs)

869
01:02:27,196 --> 01:02:28,696
Furball from Hell.

870
01:02:30,909 --> 01:02:33,742
(demonic hissing)

871
01:02:39,084 --> 01:02:41,293
(growling)

872
01:02:47,966 --> 01:02:50,008
(ominous humming)

873
01:02:50,010 --> 01:02:51,009
Holy crap.

874
01:02:53,599 --> 01:02:57,433
(suspenseful orchestra music)

875
01:03:06,027 --> 01:03:06,859
Ow!

876
01:03:11,074 --> 01:03:11,906
Open up!

877
01:03:13,116 --> 01:03:14,449
Open the door!
(screaming)

878
01:03:14,451 --> 01:03:15,910
Come on, open up!

879
01:03:20,455 --> 01:03:23,124
(heart beating)

880
01:03:31,008 --> 01:03:34,176
(muttering gibberish)

881
01:03:45,563 --> 01:03:47,897
We better go check on him.

882
01:03:52,279 --> 01:03:54,278
But when you went back
into the room

883
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:55,822
there was no sign of any of it.

884
01:03:55,824 --> 01:03:57,532
No flying poop on the wall,
no burning

885
01:03:57,534 --> 01:04:00,952
bedsheets, no furball from Hell,
nothing.

886
01:04:02,371 --> 01:04:04,038
I was losing hope.

887
01:04:07,668 --> 01:04:09,917
(knocking)

888
01:04:12,131 --> 01:04:15,425
(disembodied gibberish)

889
01:04:18,511 --> 01:04:21,680
Is your life empty
and full of pain?

890
01:04:22,682 --> 01:04:24,683
Actually yes.

891
01:04:24,685 --> 01:04:26,310
Good.

892
01:04:26,312 --> 01:04:28,187
I am here to help you
find everlasting

893
01:04:28,189 --> 01:04:30,981
salvation from
eternal damnation.

894
01:04:32,900 --> 01:04:35,860
Right now I have
bigger problems.

895
01:04:53,713 --> 01:04:57,672
Let us talk to you about
the only book worth reading.

896
01:04:57,674 --> 01:05:01,009
I'm sorry guys,
you're wasting your...

897
01:05:02,678 --> 01:05:03,845
I know karate.

898
01:05:09,727 --> 01:05:11,520
You don't wanna touch that.

899
01:05:11,522 --> 01:05:12,354
Rubbish.

900
01:05:14,732 --> 01:05:17,234
Do you believe in the devil?

901
01:05:18,486 --> 01:05:19,903
Why do you ask?

902
01:05:21,907 --> 01:05:22,738
My cat.

903
01:05:24,242 --> 01:05:26,659
I think she's possessed.

904
01:05:26,661 --> 01:05:28,285
(laughter)

905
01:05:28,287 --> 01:05:29,952
Aren't all cats possessed?

906
01:05:29,954 --> 01:05:31,785
Silence!

907
01:05:32,041 --> 01:05:34,668
This is no ordinary cat.

908
01:05:34,670 --> 01:05:36,334
She attacked my ex-girlfriend,

909
01:05:36,336 --> 01:05:38,419
turned her into a
flesh decaying zombie.

910
01:05:38,421 --> 01:05:41,715
So I hired a cat therapist,
but she attacked her too.

911
01:05:41,717 --> 01:05:43,260
Ripped her eye out.

912
01:05:44,426 --> 01:05:46,761
So I tried to get her exorcized.

913
01:05:46,763 --> 01:05:48,346
Your therapist?

914
01:05:48,348 --> 01:05:50,098
No, my cat.

915
01:05:50,100 --> 01:05:51,850
But she attacked two priests.

916
01:05:51,852 --> 01:05:54,478
One evaporated into thin air.

917
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:57,522
The other ran away with a
nasty gash on his chest.

918
01:05:57,524 --> 01:06:00,942
I don't even wanna tell you
what it said.

919
01:06:06,908 --> 01:06:07,739
Pussy.

920
01:06:14,416 --> 01:06:15,247
Pussy.

921
01:06:20,005 --> 01:06:22,796
I don't know what
I'm gonna do.

922
01:06:24,633 --> 01:06:27,300
I just know the longer you two
stay here,

923
01:06:27,302 --> 01:06:31,138
the more likely she's
going to get pretty mad.

924
01:06:38,103 --> 01:06:42,107
(upbeat acoustic guitar music)

925
01:06:42,109 --> 01:06:45,150
♪ I hate cats, I hate cats ♪

926
01:06:45,152 --> 01:06:48,154
♪ I really really
really hate cats ♪

927
01:06:48,156 --> 01:06:51,114
♪ I hate cats, that's a
natural fact ♪

928
01:06:51,116 --> 01:06:53,034
♪ I like to grab them
by the tail ♪

929
01:06:53,036 --> 01:06:54,367
♪ Swing them like a bat,
I hate... ♪

930
01:06:54,369 --> 01:06:57,120
Silence, profaner of the
blues.

931
01:07:00,292 --> 01:07:02,751
Why you always pull the
superiority card on me?

932
01:07:02,753 --> 01:07:04,627
Do not question me!

933
01:07:04,629 --> 01:07:06,004
You think your cat's bad?

934
01:07:06,006 --> 01:07:07,673
Try hanging around
with this guy.

935
01:07:07,675 --> 01:07:09,383
He's a little tyrant!

936
01:07:10,345 --> 01:07:14,011
Does this feline of yours
have a name?

937
01:07:14,013 --> 01:07:14,845
Angel.

938
01:07:19,312 --> 01:07:21,561
(laughter)

939
01:07:27,527 --> 01:07:29,360
Where is this Angel?

940
01:07:33,949 --> 01:07:36,242
Down the hallway.

941
01:07:36,244 --> 01:07:37,494
In the bedroom.

942
01:07:42,208 --> 01:07:43,040
Wait.

943
01:07:44,961 --> 01:07:45,876
I warn you.

944
01:07:47,712 --> 01:07:51,383
If you go to her, she'll
be most displeased.

945
01:07:59,307 --> 01:08:00,140
Go!

946
01:08:02,477 --> 01:08:04,268
Why do I always
have to be the one?

947
01:08:04,270 --> 01:08:05,937
Do not disobey me!

948
01:08:13,070 --> 01:08:13,902
Fear not.

949
01:08:15,157 --> 01:08:18,241
He who is with me,
and I am with you.

950
01:08:21,411 --> 01:08:22,911
It's just a cat.

951
01:08:25,499 --> 01:08:27,832
(ominous atmosphere music)

952
01:08:27,834 --> 01:08:31,169
(various animal noises)

953
01:08:42,932 --> 01:08:45,933
(bird caws)

954
01:08:45,935 --> 01:08:49,270
(ominous holy chanting)

955
01:09:00,617 --> 01:09:02,784
(purring)

956
01:09:06,331 --> 01:09:08,581
(growling)

957
01:09:13,962 --> 01:09:15,713
(hissing)

958
01:09:15,715 --> 01:09:19,383
(dramatic orchestral music)

959
01:09:42,948 --> 01:09:45,115
(snoring)

960
01:09:49,371 --> 01:09:52,832
Don't you believe in knocking?

961
01:09:52,834 --> 01:09:55,417
I was worried about you.

962
01:09:55,419 --> 01:09:58,003
What, this stuff will kill you.

963
01:10:00,506 --> 01:10:01,505
I'll live.

964
01:10:02,843 --> 01:10:04,009
Unfortunately.

965
01:10:06,554 --> 01:10:07,886
Where's Angel?

966
01:10:08,888 --> 01:10:10,348
Sleeping.

967
01:10:10,350 --> 01:10:12,850
All right,
watching this movie.

968
01:10:12,852 --> 01:10:14,850
In the movie, this woman hires a

969
01:10:14,852 --> 01:10:17,272
psychic medium to
perform a seance,

970
01:10:17,274 --> 01:10:20,023
trapping the evil spirit
in a goat.

971
01:10:20,025 --> 01:10:22,234
Then she kills the goat thereby

972
01:10:22,236 --> 01:10:25,447
ridding herself
of the evil spirit.

973
01:10:25,449 --> 01:10:27,866
Adam, it was a movie.

974
01:10:27,868 --> 01:10:28,823
[Adam] So?

975
01:10:28,825 --> 01:10:31,327
Doesn't mean it's not true.

976
01:10:31,329 --> 01:10:33,703
What makes you think
this medium is

977
01:10:33,705 --> 01:10:36,290
gonna succeed where
two priests failed?

978
01:10:36,292 --> 01:10:37,581
I don't know, maybe the spirit

979
01:10:37,583 --> 01:10:40,501
you're dealing with
isn't Catholic.

980
01:10:42,965 --> 01:10:46,215
(dramatic ethereal music)

981
01:10:46,217 --> 01:10:49,303
Find peace knowing
there is no end.

982
01:10:50,888 --> 01:10:52,888
Let The Medium help you.

983
01:10:54,476 --> 01:10:55,642
Call 555-2368.

984
01:11:04,025 --> 01:11:05,983
Sorry, I didn't get your name.

985
01:11:05,985 --> 01:11:09,070
You may call me The Medium.

986
01:11:09,072 --> 01:11:12,406
It's just such a strange
profession, you know?

987
01:11:12,408 --> 01:11:15,076
So where is this cat of yours?

988
01:11:18,582 --> 01:11:21,332
(phone vibrates)

989
01:11:28,466 --> 01:11:32,635
You know better than to call
me when I'm with a client.

990
01:11:34,014 --> 01:11:36,806
Well tell the meter maid
I'll be out in a minute!

991
01:11:36,808 --> 01:11:37,765
I gotta go.

992
01:11:40,853 --> 01:11:42,771
So here she is.

993
01:11:42,773 --> 01:11:44,480
Here's Angel.

994
01:11:44,482 --> 01:11:45,314
I see.

995
01:11:47,857 --> 01:11:49,193
Wait, where are you going?

996
01:11:49,195 --> 01:11:50,652
You can't afford me.

997
01:11:50,654 --> 01:11:51,529
How do you know?

998
01:11:51,531 --> 01:11:53,238
We haven't even discussed price.

999
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:54,780
I'm a medium.

1000
01:11:54,782 --> 01:11:56,282
I sense these things.

1001
01:11:56,284 --> 01:11:58,451
(meowing)

1002
01:12:01,124 --> 01:12:04,126
You see, this is no
ordinary spirit.

1003
01:12:06,087 --> 01:12:07,752
She has great power.

1004
01:12:09,504 --> 01:12:10,462
How much?

1005
01:12:14,176 --> 01:12:15,008
10,000.

1006
01:12:16,137 --> 01:12:17,970
I can't afford that.

1007
01:12:21,642 --> 01:12:22,475
I know.

1008
01:12:26,647 --> 01:12:30,275
(dramatic orchestral music)

1009
01:12:39,118 --> 01:12:40,323
(meowing)

1010
01:12:40,325 --> 01:12:43,452
Angel, I was just
considering my options.

1011
01:12:43,454 --> 01:12:44,912
[Publisher] What stopped you?

1012
01:12:44,914 --> 01:12:46,330
My cat.

1013
01:12:46,332 --> 01:12:48,331
I couldn't leave her like that.

1014
01:12:48,333 --> 01:12:50,500
Even after everything
she put you through?

1015
01:12:50,502 --> 01:12:52,335
I got the money!

1016
01:12:52,337 --> 01:12:53,963
What are you doing?

1017
01:12:57,091 --> 01:13:00,928
I was checking to see
why it wasn't working.

1018
01:13:02,514 --> 01:13:04,556
Where'd you get all that dough?

1019
01:13:04,558 --> 01:13:07,225
I emptied out my bank account.

1020
01:13:10,147 --> 01:13:11,812
Seriously?

1021
01:13:11,814 --> 01:13:13,857
I don't know what to say.

1022
01:13:18,154 --> 01:13:19,945
I'll pay you back.

1023
01:13:19,947 --> 01:13:21,530
I know you will, buddy.

1024
01:13:21,532 --> 01:13:24,450
But for the time being
I'll settle for a kiss.

1025
01:13:24,452 --> 01:13:25,535
On the cheek.

1026
01:13:35,379 --> 01:13:37,171
I didn't feel anything at all.

1027
01:13:37,173 --> 01:13:39,048
You know,
maybe I'm not even gay.

1028
01:13:39,050 --> 01:13:40,548
Good.

1029
01:13:40,550 --> 01:13:42,135
Yeah, let's try it again,
just to be on the safe side.

1030
01:13:42,137 --> 01:13:42,967
Mmm-mmm.

1031
01:13:42,969 --> 01:13:44,092
No?

1032
01:13:44,094 --> 01:13:45,763
Can't say I didn't try.

1033
01:13:45,765 --> 01:13:49,058
Well hopefully this medium
knows what the hell she's doing.

1034
01:13:49,060 --> 01:13:49,892
I know.

1035
01:13:50,893 --> 01:13:53,060
She's my only hope.

1036
01:13:53,062 --> 01:13:55,897
You're a disgrace to your
gypsy family.

1037
01:13:55,899 --> 01:13:58,024
Taking money from people?

1038
01:14:00,487 --> 01:14:03,072
You don't even believe in
spirits or the afterlife.

1039
01:14:03,074 --> 01:14:05,908
He paid,
I bring people closure.

1040
01:14:06,910 --> 01:14:08,992
What does it matter
what I believe?

1041
01:14:08,994 --> 01:14:10,867
Just as long as they do.

1042
01:14:10,869 --> 01:14:13,621
Justifying, justifying,
always justifying.

1043
01:14:13,623 --> 01:14:16,706
You mess with things you don't
understand, you get hurt.

1044
01:14:16,708 --> 01:14:19,292
Who will protect you then, huh?

1045
01:14:20,632 --> 01:14:25,259
That's what I've got you
here for, little sister.

1046
01:14:25,261 --> 01:14:28,930
(dramatic orchestral music)

1047
01:14:33,268 --> 01:14:37,229
What we are about to do
here is very dangerous.

1048
01:14:38,689 --> 01:14:42,858
I have placed on the table
objects to attract the spirit.

1049
01:14:44,112 --> 01:14:47,197
Objects of the spirit's
own choosing.

1050
01:14:48,073 --> 01:14:51,284
This spirit has sacrificed
everything for passion.

1051
01:14:51,286 --> 01:14:52,451
How do you know that?

1052
01:14:52,453 --> 01:14:56,495
Oh my sister is a very
powerful medium too.

1053
01:14:56,497 --> 01:14:59,748
We come from a family of
very powerful mediums.

1054
01:14:59,750 --> 01:15:01,209
I read her diary.

1055
01:15:01,211 --> 01:15:04,045
Yeah, let me get a
read on this.

1056
01:15:04,965 --> 01:15:07,132
So can we get started here?

1057
01:15:07,134 --> 01:15:09,135
Because time is money.

1058
01:15:09,137 --> 01:15:11,595
What's with the goat?

1059
01:15:11,597 --> 01:15:12,429
Oh.

1060
01:15:13,808 --> 01:15:15,892
(baaing)

1061
01:15:17,853 --> 01:15:18,977
It's a ram.

1062
01:15:22,315 --> 01:15:25,064
We are going to try to
transfer the

1063
01:15:25,066 --> 01:15:28,068
spirit from your cat
into this goat.

1064
01:15:31,615 --> 01:15:32,823
You're fools.

1065
01:15:32,825 --> 01:15:34,824
You have no idea what you're
dealing with.

1066
01:15:34,826 --> 01:15:38,538
This is a most powerful
spirit, and a vengeful one.

1067
01:15:38,540 --> 01:15:40,247
Yeah yeah, we know, sister.

1068
01:15:40,249 --> 01:15:42,582
But thank you for those
words of wisdom.

1069
01:15:42,584 --> 01:15:46,711
Now if you don't mind, I'm
trying to run a business here.

1070
01:15:49,507 --> 01:15:51,465
We beseech you, spirit!

1071
01:15:52,511 --> 01:15:53,510
Speak to us!

1072
01:15:54,430 --> 01:15:58,266
Tell us who you are and
what it is you desire.

1073
01:16:00,352 --> 01:16:01,852
How do we know if
this is working?

1074
01:16:01,854 --> 01:16:03,271
Oh you'll know.

1075
01:16:05,649 --> 01:16:08,147
(loud thud)

1076
01:16:08,149 --> 01:16:11,152
(menacing laughter)

1077
01:16:12,613 --> 01:16:14,530
I warned you sister, you see?

1078
01:16:14,532 --> 01:16:16,197
You see what you're
dealing with?

1079
01:16:16,199 --> 01:16:18,742
Do you wanna wait in the car?

1080
01:16:21,162 --> 01:16:23,497
Stinks like perfume in here.

1081
01:16:23,499 --> 01:16:24,958
It's Chaos.

1082
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:27,166
Lisa used to wear that perfume.

1083
01:16:27,168 --> 01:16:30,002
(raspy breathing)

1084
01:16:31,048 --> 01:16:33,590
(wind howling)

1085
01:16:41,390 --> 01:16:43,223
Who has summoned me?

1086
01:16:46,563 --> 01:16:47,729
Who are you?

1087
01:16:48,689 --> 01:16:50,189
Rosemary Carrie.

1088
01:16:52,818 --> 01:16:53,733
Rosemary.

1089
01:16:55,072 --> 01:16:57,155
What do you want with me?

1090
01:16:58,281 --> 01:17:00,615
What I have always wanted.

1091
01:17:01,742 --> 01:17:02,577
You!

1092
01:17:02,579 --> 01:17:04,618
(thunder booms)

1093
01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:07,038
I don't even remember
dating you.

1094
01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:10,249
That's because I cast a spell
on you to

1095
01:17:10,251 --> 01:17:14,004
make you fall asleep
and forget all about me.

1096
01:17:17,759 --> 01:17:19,050
But why?

1097
01:17:19,052 --> 01:17:21,551
So she could kidnap
your cat while you slept.

1098
01:17:21,553 --> 01:17:22,970
She planned to poison it
because she

1099
01:17:22,972 --> 01:17:24,180
thought that you would
never love

1100
01:17:24,182 --> 01:17:26,390
her as long as the cat
was alive.

1101
01:17:26,392 --> 01:17:28,184
How did you know all that?

1102
01:17:28,186 --> 01:17:30,644
It's in the diary.

1103
01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:32,480
You planned to poison Angel?

1104
01:17:32,482 --> 01:17:35,485
Yes, but I changed
my mind because

1105
01:17:36,610 --> 01:17:40,112
I knew you would never love me
just as me.

1106
01:17:41,949 --> 01:17:44,408
So instead I poisoned myself!

1107
01:17:47,662 --> 01:17:48,827
(laughs)

1108
01:17:48,829 --> 01:17:50,079
And I thought I was dramatic.

1109
01:17:50,081 --> 01:17:50,913
Silence!

1110
01:17:52,167 --> 01:17:54,459
(coughing)

1111
01:17:57,923 --> 01:18:01,799
But as I was laying there about
to die,

1112
01:18:01,801 --> 01:18:04,928
I was careful to cast
one last spell.

1113
01:18:07,474 --> 01:18:08,888
What spell?

1114
01:18:08,890 --> 01:18:12,559
One final spell to
transfer my spirit into

1115
01:18:14,772 --> 01:18:18,524
the thing that you loved
most of all in life.

1116
01:18:20,318 --> 01:18:21,651
Angel.

1117
01:18:21,653 --> 01:18:22,945
(dramatic sting)

1118
01:18:22,947 --> 01:18:25,823
(demonic laughter)

1119
01:18:30,622 --> 01:18:31,871
What a bitch.

1120
01:18:32,706 --> 01:18:35,541
I'm sorry,
but I don't love you.

1121
01:18:39,170 --> 01:18:41,338
I barely know you.

1122
01:18:41,340 --> 01:18:45,509
No spell or manner of witchcraft
is ever gonna change that.

1123
01:18:47,387 --> 01:18:49,720
(screaming)

1124
01:18:54,687 --> 01:18:56,476
What happened?

1125
01:18:56,478 --> 01:18:58,436
Her sadness has weakened her.

1126
01:18:58,438 --> 01:19:00,021
Rest, sister, rest.

1127
01:19:04,026 --> 01:19:06,235
I will summon her this time.

1128
01:19:06,237 --> 01:19:08,698
When the time is right
we must expel the spirit

1129
01:19:08,700 --> 01:19:12,868
from the cat and into
the goat as we planned.

1130
01:19:12,870 --> 01:19:14,411
I hope it works.

1131
01:19:14,413 --> 01:19:15,369
It'll work.

1132
01:19:15,371 --> 01:19:17,414
I saw it in a movie once.

1133
01:19:18,834 --> 01:19:20,707
Bring in the cat.

1134
01:19:20,709 --> 01:19:24,337
(ominous atmosphere music)

1135
01:19:33,055 --> 01:19:35,805
Whatever you do, don't
let the cat out of the bag.

1136
01:19:35,807 --> 01:19:37,975
(meowing)

1137
01:19:39,562 --> 01:19:40,395
Now!

1138
01:19:45,443 --> 01:19:46,275
Careful!

1139
01:19:46,277 --> 01:19:47,778
Don't touch him!

1140
01:20:02,208 --> 01:20:04,543
Who would eat a live cat?

1141
01:20:04,545 --> 01:20:07,088
Shut up, gypsy bitch.

1142
01:20:07,090 --> 01:20:08,713
I don't want the cat.

1143
01:20:08,715 --> 01:20:12,884
I want you, and I will destroy
anybody who comes in my way.

1144
01:20:14,886 --> 01:20:17,054
(gasping)

1145
01:20:22,310 --> 01:20:23,728
[Nick] Stop it!

1146
01:20:25,272 --> 01:20:26,229
You fool.

1147
01:20:28,317 --> 01:20:30,691
You killed my sister.

1148
01:20:30,693 --> 01:20:32,360
Now I will kill you!

1149
01:20:44,749 --> 01:20:46,874
My power defied death itself.

1150
01:20:46,876 --> 01:20:48,959
You think you're any match
for me?

1151
01:20:48,961 --> 01:20:51,711
If I can't have you,
nobody will.

1152
01:20:55,093 --> 01:20:56,007
Adam, no!

1153
01:21:00,138 --> 01:21:02,305
[Rosemary] Yes!

1154
01:21:02,307 --> 01:21:03,556
No!

1155
01:21:03,558 --> 01:21:04,391
Yes!

1156
01:21:06,561 --> 01:21:08,895
I'm in control of you, fool.

1157
01:21:11,025 --> 01:21:12,192
No you're not.

1158
01:21:13,110 --> 01:21:13,942
I am.

1159
01:21:15,154 --> 01:21:18,989
I'm tired of pretending
to be somebody I'm not.

1160
01:21:18,991 --> 01:21:21,031
I'm not the downstairs neighbor,

1161
01:21:21,033 --> 01:21:24,285
I'm not the possessed
possessive witch.

1162
01:21:25,831 --> 01:21:26,829
I'm just me!

1163
01:21:31,377 --> 01:21:34,296
(clock bell rings)

1164
01:21:38,341 --> 01:21:39,174
Adam!

1165
01:21:40,386 --> 01:21:41,720
[Rosemary] No!

1166
01:21:43,596 --> 01:21:46,347
(groaning)

1167
01:21:46,349 --> 01:21:49,267
I wasn't gonna let
her hurt you.

1168
01:21:49,269 --> 01:21:52,478
You're not faking this one
are you?

1169
01:21:52,480 --> 01:21:53,313
Ow!

1170
01:21:54,690 --> 01:21:55,522
Sorry.

1171
01:21:55,524 --> 01:21:56,357
Oh God.

1172
01:21:57,235 --> 01:21:59,526
You really are hurt.

1173
01:21:59,528 --> 01:22:00,862
I always wanted to be more
than just

1174
01:22:00,864 --> 01:22:04,531
an extra or some
secondary character.

1175
01:22:04,533 --> 01:22:06,950
This has brought meaning
to my life.

1176
01:22:06,952 --> 01:22:09,119
I'm gonna come back stronger
than ever.

1177
01:22:09,121 --> 01:22:11,288
Like Obi-Wan Kenobi.

1178
01:22:11,290 --> 01:22:13,373
This is not a movie, Adam.

1179
01:22:13,375 --> 01:22:14,500
This is real.

1180
01:22:17,545 --> 01:22:19,545
Oh my God, it is real.

1181
01:22:24,887 --> 01:22:25,885
You do care.

1182
01:22:32,560 --> 01:22:34,811
(laughing)

1183
01:22:42,111 --> 01:22:45,904
I guess I'm too much of
a woman for them to handle.

1184
01:22:45,906 --> 01:22:48,116
Wouldn't you say?

1185
01:22:48,118 --> 01:22:49,827
Rosemary Carrie.

1186
01:22:49,829 --> 01:22:53,162
(dramatic sting)

1187
01:22:53,164 --> 01:22:55,205
I thought you were dead.

1188
01:22:55,207 --> 01:22:57,249
(laughs)

1189
01:22:58,878 --> 01:23:01,712
Is that any way to
greet a lady?

1190
01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:10,762
♪ We come from down below,
baby ♪

1191
01:23:13,101 --> 01:23:17,812
♪ We come from down below,
we come from down below ♪

1192
01:23:17,814 --> 01:23:21,231
♪ We're crazy little
kittens, that much we know ♪

1193
01:23:21,233 --> 01:23:25,108
♪ We come from down below,
we come from down below ♪

1194
01:23:25,110 --> 01:23:28,696
♪ Where sexy as what
sexy is from fur to toe ♪

1195
01:23:28,698 --> 01:23:32,992
♪ We come from down below,
we come from down below ♪

1196
01:23:32,994 --> 01:23:36,454
♪ When we can, we screw
the man to steal the show ♪

1197
01:23:36,456 --> 01:23:40,499
♪ We don't take any crap
from all the boys in brass ♪

1198
01:23:40,501 --> 01:23:45,169
♪ We slice them and we dice
them 'till we burn them back ♪

1199
01:23:45,171 --> 01:23:49,257
♪ We come from down below,
where all inhabitants go ♪

1200
01:23:49,259 --> 01:23:51,884
♪ We're (mumbles) who play
the games ♪

1201
01:23:51,886 --> 01:23:53,678
♪ Get burned, you know ♪

1202
01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:57,432
♪ We come from down below,
we come from down below ♪

1203
01:23:57,434 --> 01:24:01,643
♪ Where sexy is what
sexy is from fur to toe ♪

1204
01:24:01,645 --> 01:24:05,940
♪ I wasn't always (mumbles)
or had a heart of gold ♪

1205
01:24:05,942 --> 01:24:10,110
♪ But once my life was
ruined, my blood ran real cold ♪

1206
01:24:11,114 --> 01:24:13,156
(laughs)

1207
01:24:18,495 --> 01:24:19,619
I hate you.

1208
01:24:20,998 --> 01:24:23,707
Love is full of many emotions.

1209
01:24:23,709 --> 01:24:25,834
Hate is only one of them.

1210
01:24:29,339 --> 01:24:33,174
(dramatic orchestral meowing)

1211
01:24:35,887 --> 01:24:36,803
How poetic.

1212
01:24:37,847 --> 01:24:41,935
Your little kitten watches
helplessly as you die.

1213
01:24:43,102 --> 01:24:47,270
Just as I was forced to watch
you helplessly (mumbles).

1214
01:24:50,360 --> 01:24:57,532
Without my power your little
Angel is powerless to save you.

1215
01:24:58,574 --> 01:25:00,076
Yes.

1216
01:25:00,078 --> 01:25:01,617
Oh baby.

1217
01:25:01,619 --> 01:25:02,452
Oh baby!

1218
01:25:05,792 --> 01:25:08,584
(screaming)

1219
01:25:08,586 --> 01:25:10,921
Back off, you wicked feline!

1220
01:25:32,608 --> 01:25:33,441
No!

1221
01:25:35,569 --> 01:25:39,572
[The Devil] You've
defied me for way too long.

1222
01:25:41,074 --> 01:25:43,323
I've come for what is mine.

1223
01:25:44,286 --> 01:25:46,746
I'm coming to take your soul.

1224
01:25:48,122 --> 01:25:50,457
(screaming)

1225
01:25:57,214 --> 01:26:00,258
(fire alarm ringing)

1226
01:26:02,679 --> 01:26:04,930
It's okay Angel, it's over.

1227
01:26:04,932 --> 01:26:06,433
It's finally over.

1228
01:26:08,099 --> 01:26:10,308
(coughing)

1229
01:26:16,610 --> 01:26:17,900
(meowing)

1230
01:26:17,902 --> 01:26:20,527
All that, all that,
because some

1231
01:26:20,529 --> 01:26:22,945
obsessive chick had a
crush on you?

1232
01:26:22,947 --> 01:26:24,530
Some people are crazy.

1233
01:26:24,532 --> 01:26:26,324
It didn't help that she
happened to be a witch

1234
01:26:26,326 --> 01:26:29,328
who, in her own way,
loved me I guess.

1235
01:26:29,330 --> 01:26:31,787
Yeah, more like hated you.

1236
01:26:31,789 --> 01:26:33,538
Love is filled with
many emotions.

1237
01:26:33,540 --> 01:26:36,335
Hate is only one of them.

1238
01:26:36,337 --> 01:26:38,211
I love that line.

1239
01:26:38,213 --> 01:26:39,629
And then there was Lisa.

1240
01:26:39,631 --> 01:26:40,629
Yes, Lisa.

1241
01:26:44,136 --> 01:26:45,343
Where were you, Lisa?

1242
01:26:45,345 --> 01:26:48,720
I waited by your place for like
an hour.

1243
01:26:48,722 --> 01:26:50,640
[Lisa] Where are you?

1244
01:26:51,476 --> 01:26:53,769
I'm back at my place now.

1245
01:26:56,480 --> 01:26:59,314
I said to meet me at
your place.

1246
01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:02,901
You're so silly.

1247
01:27:02,903 --> 01:27:06,823
You must've gotten a few
furballs in the brain.

1248
01:27:07,951 --> 01:27:10,367
Or maybe you're suffering from,

1249
01:27:10,369 --> 01:27:13,787
what's that disease called,
toxic plasma?

1250
01:27:17,458 --> 01:27:19,793
What took you so long?

1251
01:27:19,795 --> 01:27:21,295
You look normal.

1252
01:27:22,296 --> 01:27:23,129
Thanks.

1253
01:27:24,924 --> 01:27:27,842
I can make some coffee here if
you want.

1254
01:27:27,844 --> 01:27:31,346
I just got back, I don't
feel like walking out again.

1255
01:27:31,348 --> 01:27:33,180
At your place, now?

1256
01:27:33,182 --> 01:27:34,557
Sure, why not?

1257
01:27:34,559 --> 01:27:36,517
But your cat.

1258
01:27:36,519 --> 01:27:40,061
I told you, you have
nothing to worry about now.

1259
01:27:40,063 --> 01:27:42,689
Right, you had her exorcized.

1260
01:27:44,442 --> 01:27:46,233
Something like that.

1261
01:27:51,032 --> 01:27:53,158
[Lisa] Is something wrong?

1262
01:27:53,160 --> 01:27:54,743
Strange.

1263
01:27:54,745 --> 01:27:56,410
Angel doesn't drink milk.

1264
01:27:56,412 --> 01:27:57,829
Oh?

1265
01:27:57,831 --> 01:27:59,539
What's strange about that?

1266
01:27:59,541 --> 01:28:01,166
It's just that there's milk in
her bowl.

1267
01:28:01,168 --> 01:28:04,168
Well maybe she's trying
to tell you something.

1268
01:28:04,170 --> 01:28:06,546
I'm sure a little milk wouldn't
hurt her.

1269
01:28:06,548 --> 01:28:08,964
I hear milk is good for cats.

1270
01:28:12,719 --> 01:28:13,552
Hmmm.

1271
01:28:20,311 --> 01:28:21,934
Shit.

1272
01:28:21,936 --> 01:28:23,270
You all right?

1273
01:28:24,981 --> 01:28:25,814
Yeah.

1274
01:28:25,816 --> 01:28:27,398
Do you like milk in your coffee?

1275
01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:28,524
Yes please.

1276
01:28:40,663 --> 01:28:43,082
So where is your little brat?

1277
01:28:43,917 --> 01:28:44,832
I mean cat.

1278
01:28:45,877 --> 01:28:48,085
I told you, you have
nothing to worry about.

1279
01:28:48,087 --> 01:28:49,587
No milk for you?

1280
01:28:50,465 --> 01:28:52,840
I like mine black.

1281
01:28:52,842 --> 01:28:57,010
You know, things will be better
off once your cat is dead.

1282
01:28:58,055 --> 01:29:00,097
How could you say
such a thing?

1283
01:29:00,099 --> 01:29:03,141
She is really a mean
little kitty.

1284
01:29:03,143 --> 01:29:05,936
She really was possessed.

1285
01:29:05,938 --> 01:29:09,941
I know it's hard to
believe, but look, even you.

1286
01:29:09,943 --> 01:29:11,857
You're better now.

1287
01:29:11,859 --> 01:29:13,569
The curse is lifted.

1288
01:29:13,571 --> 01:29:15,612
Things will be back to normal.

1289
01:29:15,614 --> 01:29:16,447
I promise.

1290
01:29:17,323 --> 01:29:19,614
I don't know what I'd do without
my cat.

1291
01:29:19,616 --> 01:29:21,449
She's all I have left.

1292
01:29:22,704 --> 01:29:24,913
Losing Adam was hard.

1293
01:29:24,915 --> 01:29:29,041
I've suffered so much
loss and tragedy lately.

1294
01:29:29,043 --> 01:29:31,627
The cops still don't know
what happened to the medium.

1295
01:29:31,629 --> 01:29:34,838
Her sister still hasn't said
a word since the incident.

1296
01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:36,967
At least I got a good lawyer.

1297
01:29:36,969 --> 01:29:40,010
I'm tired of people dying all
around me.

1298
01:29:40,012 --> 01:29:42,179
(gagging)

1299
01:29:47,811 --> 01:29:50,938
Okay, so you're the only one
to survive,

1300
01:29:50,940 --> 01:29:55,024
you're the only one who
can backup this story.

1301
01:29:55,026 --> 01:29:56,609
[Nick] No.

1302
01:29:56,611 --> 01:29:58,863
The medium's sister survived.

1303
01:29:58,865 --> 01:30:00,031
Unfortunately.

1304
01:30:12,668 --> 01:30:15,419
(dramatic sting)

1305
01:30:19,967 --> 01:30:20,800
You.

1306
01:30:21,842 --> 01:30:23,094
I'm sorry.

1307
01:30:23,096 --> 01:30:26,015
I never meant your sister
any harm.

1308
01:30:29,851 --> 01:30:32,101
I place a curse on you and
your pesky

1309
01:30:32,103 --> 01:30:36,188
pussycat for what happened
to my sister.

1310
01:30:36,190 --> 01:30:38,982
(thunder booms)

1311
01:30:38,984 --> 01:30:41,151
May all manner of demon, vermin

1312
01:30:41,153 --> 01:30:44,072
and beast, may all goblins,
vampires and

1313
01:30:44,074 --> 01:30:47,866
ghouls haunt you and your
troublesome cat.

1314
01:30:47,868 --> 01:30:50,410
May a thousand legions
of hellspawn

1315
01:30:50,412 --> 01:30:54,208
seek thee out all the days of
your life.

1316
01:30:54,210 --> 01:30:56,540
Wait 'till you and your cat
suffer as my

1317
01:30:56,542 --> 01:31:00,630
sister and I have suffered
until the end of time.

1318
01:31:04,176 --> 01:31:06,511
(screaming)

1319
01:31:22,901 --> 01:31:25,443
Angel, let's get out of here.

1320
01:31:26,989 --> 01:31:28,656
I'm sick of witches.

1321
01:31:35,915 --> 01:31:39,124
- They're here.
- They're here.

1322
01:31:39,126 --> 01:31:42,794
(dramatic orchestral music)

1323
01:31:58,896 --> 01:32:01,688
Hey, do you know how
to get to Hollywood?

1324
01:32:01,690 --> 01:32:04,274
Yeah, I was actually gonna
take a bus there myself.

1325
01:32:04,276 --> 01:32:05,444
It's that way.

1326
01:32:08,404 --> 01:32:10,987
Who takes the bus in LA?

1327
01:32:10,989 --> 01:32:12,448
Do you want us to give
you a ride?

1328
01:32:12,450 --> 01:32:14,575
Yeah, we can give you a ride.

1329
01:32:14,577 --> 01:32:16,785
Didn't your mother teach
you not to pick up strangers?

1330
01:32:16,787 --> 01:32:19,621
It's okay, I can take the bus.

1331
01:32:19,623 --> 01:32:22,750
He doesn't look
dangerous to me.

1332
01:32:22,752 --> 01:32:24,252
What's in the bag?

1333
01:32:26,463 --> 01:32:28,129
It's a cat.

1334
01:32:28,131 --> 01:32:29,756
It's only a cat.

1335
01:32:29,758 --> 01:32:31,548
- Awww.
- Awww.

1336
01:32:31,550 --> 01:32:32,884
I love cats!

1337
01:32:32,886 --> 01:32:34,469
Me too.

1338
01:32:34,471 --> 01:32:36,721
Well I suppose we can
make an exception this time.

1339
01:32:36,723 --> 01:32:37,555
Yes!

1340
01:32:38,474 --> 01:32:39,307
Come with us!

1341
01:32:39,309 --> 01:32:40,141
Come on!

1342
01:32:41,854 --> 01:32:44,856
Maybe my luck is
finally changing.

1343
01:32:49,109 --> 01:32:49,942
Hey!

1344
01:32:51,988 --> 01:32:52,946
- Hi.
- Hey.

1345
01:32:57,284 --> 01:32:58,824
You're very cute.

1346
01:32:58,826 --> 01:33:00,577
Hello, my little friend.
(meows)

1347
01:33:00,579 --> 01:33:02,661
[Girls] Awww, cute cat!

1348
01:33:04,415 --> 01:33:05,498
I don't get it.

1349
01:33:05,500 --> 01:33:08,502
All this fuss over a little cat?

1350
01:33:08,504 --> 01:33:10,212
You're very cute.

1351
01:33:10,214 --> 01:33:11,506
[Girls] Awww.

1352
01:33:12,965 --> 01:33:14,925
Her name is Angel.

1353
01:33:14,927 --> 01:33:17,094
[Girls] Awww, cute name!

1354
01:33:18,471 --> 01:33:20,303
Can we pet your cat?

1355
01:33:24,185 --> 01:33:27,269
(girls screaming)

1356
01:33:27,271 --> 01:33:30,523
(slashing and hissing)

1357
01:33:39,033 --> 01:33:41,826
You don't believe me do you?

1358
01:33:41,828 --> 01:33:43,785
As your publisher,
it doesn't matter what

1359
01:33:43,787 --> 01:33:46,704
I believe because
I'm gonna make...

1360
01:33:49,001 --> 01:33:51,168
We're gonna make millions.

1361
01:33:53,379 --> 01:33:54,797
Millions on this.

1362
01:33:57,092 --> 01:33:58,925
Boom, out, over, rich!

1363
01:34:00,178 --> 01:34:01,010
Together.

1364
01:34:01,012 --> 01:34:02,803
Well we have to negotiate this.

1365
01:34:02,805 --> 01:34:04,639
I'll do a little better,
I have a lot more,

1366
01:34:04,641 --> 01:34:06,265
I got kids in the house, what do
you got?

1367
01:34:06,267 --> 01:34:10,978
You got nothing, you got a
cat, what's that gonna cost?

1368
01:34:10,980 --> 01:34:12,355
Well it's getting late.

1369
01:34:12,357 --> 01:34:13,940
I better get going.

1370
01:34:18,612 --> 01:34:20,405
(purring)

1371
01:34:20,407 --> 01:34:22,531
She really is a cute cat.

1372
01:34:22,533 --> 01:34:24,366
You mind if I pet her?

1373
01:34:33,085 --> 01:34:35,794
(dramatic sting)

1374
01:34:42,885 --> 01:34:45,261
(rock music)

1375
01:34:45,263 --> 01:34:48,722


1376
01:34:48,724 --> 01:34:51,516
♪ Chainsaw kitty ♪

1377
01:34:51,518 --> 01:34:54,728
♪ I'm a chainsaw kitty ♪

1378
01:34:54,730 --> 01:34:57,396
♪ Chainsaw kitty ♪

1379
01:34:57,398 --> 01:34:59,440
♪ I'm a chainsaw kitty ♪

1380
01:34:59,442 --> 01:35:00,900
♪ Creeping down the corner ♪

1381
01:35:00,902 --> 01:35:03,278
♪ Chainsaw kitty ♪

1382
01:35:03,280 --> 01:35:06,698
♪ I'm a chainsaw kitty ♪

1383
01:35:06,700 --> 01:35:09,283
♪ My chainsaw slices
away the fat ♪

1384
01:35:09,285 --> 01:35:12,287
♪ I wanna dine on
something more ♪

1385
01:35:12,289 --> 01:35:15,164
♪ It's time to get another cat ♪

1386
01:35:15,166 --> 01:35:18,291
♪ That's why I'm scratching at
your door ♪

1387
01:35:18,293 --> 01:35:19,795
♪ When are you gonna wake up ♪

1388
01:35:19,797 --> 01:35:23,589
♪ To the nightmare
that's in store ♪

1389
01:35:23,591 --> 01:35:27,885
♪ Well I'm a chainsaw kitty ♪

1390
01:35:27,887 --> 01:35:30,721
♪ Chainsaw kitty ♪

1391
01:35:30,723 --> 01:35:33,349
♪ Chainsaw kitty ♪

1392
01:35:33,351 --> 01:35:36,935
♪ I'm a chainsaw kitty ♪

1393
01:35:36,937 --> 01:35:39,648
♪ I'm not like those
other cats ♪

1394
01:35:39,650 --> 01:35:42,732
♪ My spirit looks for danger ♪

1395
01:35:42,734 --> 01:35:45,527
♪ No one can avoid my scratch ♪

1396
01:35:45,529 --> 01:35:48,656
♪ My claws are
like ten razors ♪

1397
01:35:48,658 --> 01:35:51,241
♪ I'm not like those
other cats ♪

1398
01:35:51,243 --> 01:35:54,577
♪ 'Cause my spirit
looks for danger ♪

1399
01:35:54,579 --> 01:35:57,164
♪ No one can avoid my scratch ♪

1400
01:35:57,166 --> 01:36:00,208
♪ 'Cause I'm a chainsaw kitty ♪

1401
01:36:00,210 --> 01:36:03,420
♪ I wanna dine on
something more ♪

1402
01:36:03,422 --> 01:36:06,173
♪ It's time to get another cat ♪

1403
01:36:06,175 --> 01:36:09,173
♪ That's why I'm scratching at
your door ♪

1404
01:36:09,175 --> 01:36:10,759
♪ When are you gonna wake up ♪

1405
01:36:10,761 --> 01:36:15,347
♪ To the nightmare
that's in store ♪

1406
01:36:15,349 --> 01:36:17,557
♪ When are you gonna wake up ♪

1407
01:36:17,559 --> 01:36:21,145
♪ To the nightmare
that's in store ♪

1408
01:36:21,147 --> 01:36:23,355
♪ Chainsaw kitty ♪

1409
01:36:23,357 --> 01:36:25,274
♪ Meow ♪

1410
01:36:29,071 --> 01:36:30,987
♪ Meow ♪

1411
01:36:31,991 --> 01:36:35,032
♪ I'm the kitty
with a chainsaw ♪

1412
01:36:35,034 --> 01:36:36,951
♪ Meow ♪

1413
01:36:37,871 --> 01:36:39,829
♪ I am the kitty ♪

1414
01:36:39,831 --> 01:36:41,123
♪ Chainsaw kitty ♪

1415
01:36:41,125 --> 01:36:42,707
♪ Meow ♪

1416
01:36:42,709 --> 01:36:43,876
♪ Chainsaw kitty ♪

1417
01:36:43,878 --> 01:36:45,711
♪ I am the kitty
with a chainsaw ♪

1418
01:36:45,713 --> 01:36:47,171
♪ Chainsaw kitty ♪

1419
01:36:47,173 --> 01:36:48,588
♪ Meow ♪

1420
01:36:48,590 --> 01:36:49,881
♪ Chainsaw kitty ♪

1421
01:36:49,883 --> 01:36:52,592
♪ I am the kitty
with a chainsaw ♪

1422
01:36:52,594 --> 01:36:56,679
♪ I am the kitty
with a chainsaw ♪

1423
01:36:58,222 --> 01:37:03,061
♪ I am the kitty
with a chainsaw ♪

1424
01:37:03,063 --> 01:37:07,231
(dramatic orchestral music)
(chanting meows)