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A seagull flew in and landed,
gold shimmer on her wings.

3
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Bird in me roaming freely.

4
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This is love.

5
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Then seagull flies away,

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gone for every day.

7
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This is love.

8
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So, is she in love with a seagull?

9
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But it's a metaphor, obviously.

10
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Right.

11
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Have you been in love before?

12
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I don't know.

13
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Just be honest.

14
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Give us something real, bit of grit.

15
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What...what part...?
Right, I've got a bowl of soup
in there forming a skin.

16
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See you in a bit.

17
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What did she say, then?

18
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Come on, tell me.

19
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She loved it.

20
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Did she actually?
Yeah.

21
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Well, a little bending of the truth
never hurt anyone, did it?

22
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What?

23
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Don't pull me like that, you dick.
Well, get up, then!

24
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Wasn't ready.

25
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Right. This is what you've got to
do. Don't hit her.

26
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OK, so you've got your bare
feet on the grass

27
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and then you've got to just let the
negative charges run down into the
earth.

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Trav? Yeah.

29
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I'm not signing your petition.
Why?

30
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Because it's made up shit!
It's not! Scientists have done
studies.

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We're making ourselves sick with
these rubber soles, separating us
from the earth!

32
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I signed it, but you owe me because
Mrs Blocker caught me with my phone
out.

33
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"Is that phone more interesting than
me?" You know the face she does.

34
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"Is that phone more interesting than
me?" This is so good.

35
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"Cos if it is,
by all means, get out." One!

36
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Have you seen it when she wears the
drawstring bag? Oh, my God, yes.

37
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It looks like, like, a fly
on an elephant's back.

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You're such a dick. Ew! It went out
your nostrils and all.

39
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You're a dick.

40
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Oh, my God.

41
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What's Poppy doing
with Lorraine Chapman?

42
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I'll tell you this for nothing,
Poppy is a CUNT!

43
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Shut up.

44
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Right, Lorraine was in the
newspaper, and now Poppy wants to be
her friend.

45
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Yeah. So, she's transparent.

46
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Lorraine Chapman had sex
with a frozen sausage.

47
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I thought she was taking chemistry
A-level two years early.

48
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So? She could still fuck a sausage.
You haven't heard the best bit.

49
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Apparently, it snapped inside her.
Oh! I know. Spare me.

50
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How fucking long was the sausage?

51
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Right, fuck this,
this is boring now.

52
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Right, bitches, take it.
Oh, not again.

53
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What's in this? Lyds, why do you
have to take it that one step
further?

54
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Alprazolam is a form of
benzodiazepine. What do you want, a
fucking ingredients list?

55
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Come on. OK.

56
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See you on the other side.

57
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Right then, boys. Yeah!

58
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MUSIC: Hallelujah

59
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# 13 days since you left me
wondering what it all meant

60
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# Was I just something for
the moment?

61
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# 21 questions weighing on my brain

62
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# I wanna dance
till I'm drunk on the feeling

63
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# Dance like it's my... #

64
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Oh, no. My God.

65
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# ..my first time

66
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# I wanna dance till I
speed up the healing

67
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# Get up, shake it till I find...

68
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# Somebody like you. #

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I just like it
when it's just the three of us.

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Yeah.

71
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In the summer, my parents have got a
house in Italy, we should go.

72
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Imagine.
That would be amazing.

73
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Yeah, I could get a tan.

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Oh, oh, there we go. There it goes.

75
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I'm going to go. Will you get her
home? OK, yeah. Please! Ta-ra.

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Bye, love you. Bye, Lydia.

77
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Lydia!

78
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Drugs are for mugs.

79
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Some crusty old dick said that.

80
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But I'm inclined to agree.

81
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STAIR CREAKS

82
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Fuck's sake.

83
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CAR HORN BLARING

84
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LOUD MUSIC OUTSIDE

85
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Dad?

86
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Dad! What are you doing?

87
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It's Mum! She is out in the road.

88
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Leave the mad bitch out there.

89
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Mum, come in the house.
Come on.

90
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Look at the neighbours.

91
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Mum, you're freezing.
Just come in and have a cup of tea.
Come on, come on.

92
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Mum. Mum!

93
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Come on. You've got to go and see
your uncle Dai. He knows all about
it.

94
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Please, will you just put this on?

95
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Your father's brother Dai, he knows.
He knows.

96
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# How does it feel
to treat me like you do?

97
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# When you lay
your hands upon me.... #

98
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Hey! Shut up, will you!

99
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Sorry, love.

100
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Come down and join
us, why don't you?

101
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You're waking people up.
You want to deliver my pies or what?

102
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I can deliver your pies.

103
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Not a bother. Twats!

104
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Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.

105
00:07:06,701 --> 00:07:08,742
Please, Mum!

106
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Please, Mum.
Please, will you just come with me?

107
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Why do you look so scared?

108
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I'm the strongest woman in
the world.

109
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MUSIC: Blue Monday by New Order

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# To say what I need to say

111
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# But I'm quite sure that
you'll tell me

112
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# Just how I should feel today... #

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OK.

114
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I've got you really
tight, all right?

115
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Come on.

116
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You're going to be fine, yeah?

117
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Come on, come on. Right.

118
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We're just going to sit
in this room, all right?

119
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OK, come on.
Come on over here.

120
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You can rest your legs, look.

121
00:08:11,472 --> 00:08:14,552
There you go. Pull your nightie
down. There you go.

122
00:08:16,393 --> 00:08:20,553
Excuse me, sorry to bother you, erm,
is there a doctor on duty?

123
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My mum's not very well.
I'll get the senior nurse.

124
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Jack!

125
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Hiya, love.

126
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I'm Nurse Digby. Who's this?

127
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Mum, is it?

128
00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:37,435
Yeah, it's my mum.

129
00:08:37,436 --> 00:08:39,156
She's been here before.
She's got bipolar.

130
00:08:39,157 --> 00:08:41,956
OK.
You on your own?

131
00:08:41,957 --> 00:08:43,076
What's your name?

132
00:08:43,077 --> 00:08:44,797
Come and dance with me, baby.

133
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Mum, hang on a minute.
What's your name, love?

134
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Trina Gwyndaf,
queen of the fucking world.

135
00:08:48,598 --> 00:08:51,358
OK. Crisis team, please.

136
00:08:51,359 --> 00:08:52,879
Why don't you take a seat here?

137
00:08:54,199 --> 00:08:55,599
OK.

138
00:09:13,402 --> 00:09:17,282
Absolutely hanging.
I feel like my brain...

139
00:09:17,283 --> 00:09:19,842
Oh, fish breath, turn
round, stop scribbling.

140
00:09:19,843 --> 00:09:22,163
I've got something to tell you.
What?

141
00:09:22,164 --> 00:09:24,003
I'm in so much shit.

142
00:09:24,004 --> 00:09:26,764
My mother phoned the school.
Fuck.

143
00:09:26,765 --> 00:09:27,924
Did she report us?

144
00:09:27,925 --> 00:09:29,644
Oh, yeah, save your own skin.

145
00:09:29,645 --> 00:09:31,284
Not like that. You know what I mean.

146
00:09:31,285 --> 00:09:32,885
No, just me.

147
00:09:32,886 --> 00:09:34,045
How does she even know?

148
00:09:34,046 --> 00:09:37,445
She's been counting them,
apparently. It's like, get a life,
bitch.

149
00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:40,006
You're telling me,
I got up this morning to this.

150
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Really some shit.
Here, let me see, let me see.

151
00:09:42,847 --> 00:09:45,087
I want to see you when
I get back from work, Mum.

152
00:09:45,088 --> 00:09:48,367
God. What's she going to do?
Jesus, I knew something like this
would happen.

153
00:09:48,368 --> 00:09:50,648
Babe, don't worry,
it'll be fine, OK?

154
00:09:50,649 --> 00:09:52,528
Right, a bit of hush, please?

155
00:09:52,529 --> 00:09:54,608
First things first, gentle reminder,

156
00:09:54,609 --> 00:09:57,249
you need to have your poems
in by 12 tomorrow.

157
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I don't want to be in
the anthology, Miss.

158
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Well, that's good, Priest,
because I highly doubt you will be.

159
00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:03,931
Oh, my God...are you pregnant?

160
00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,250
In your chair, Priest.

161
00:10:07,251 --> 00:10:08,691
All right, don't shout.

162
00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:12,251
It's compulsory that you all turn
one in, so, no excuses.

163
00:10:12,252 --> 00:10:15,812
If you tell me your dog ate it,
you best bring the dog's stool
sample to prove it.

164
00:10:15,813 --> 00:10:18,932
Yeah, but Miss, if one of us wins,
do we actually get paid?

165
00:10:18,933 --> 00:10:21,093
Or is this just slave labour?

166
00:10:21,094 --> 00:10:23,453
The poem gets printed
in the anthology... Ooh!

167
00:10:23,454 --> 00:10:27,375
..that's your payment. OK.
Fame, and the respect of your peers.

168
00:10:28,775 --> 00:10:31,574
Yeah, I'd rather the money, thanks.

169
00:10:31,575 --> 00:10:33,695
Enough lip, Gwyndaf.

170
00:10:33,696 --> 00:10:35,536
Jane Eyre, page 45.

171
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BELL RINGS

172
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Loser.
Fuck off.

173
00:10:47,778 --> 00:10:49,377
Yeah?

174
00:10:49,378 --> 00:10:52,858
Why you dangling like the drip
who never dropped?

175
00:10:52,859 --> 00:10:54,938
Can I show you this?

176
00:10:54,939 --> 00:10:57,780
I wrote something
else after we spoke.

177
00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:02,860
Thought you said
it was slave labour?

178
00:11:02,861 --> 00:11:04,581
Well, I'm a waiter now.

179
00:11:07,621 --> 00:11:10,621
No jobs, no prospects.

180
00:11:10,622 --> 00:11:13,622
In this green land of ours,

181
00:11:14,623 --> 00:11:19,942
Mind your manners or your mam will
mind your knackers.

182
00:11:19,943 --> 00:11:25,583
Black soot smeared face,
back broken with labour.

183
00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:31,105
But still, he can't afford a pint,
leccy off... No light.

184
00:11:34,786 --> 00:11:36,505
Did you read it all? No.

185
00:11:36,506 --> 00:11:38,185
Oh. Is it OK?

186
00:11:38,186 --> 00:11:40,506
It's not about OK, Bethan.

187
00:11:40,507 --> 00:11:43,227
What? I know I said grit,
but I meant your grit.

188
00:11:45,268 --> 00:11:47,627
Speak from your heart.

189
00:11:47,628 --> 00:11:49,587
It's all I want.

190
00:11:49,588 --> 00:11:50,629
That's art.

191
00:11:55,309 --> 00:11:56,990
OK.
DOOR CLOSES

192
00:11:59,990 --> 00:12:02,590
Hurry up, what are you doing?
Writing your diary? Uh, no.

193
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:05,670
I haven't done the biology homework.

194
00:12:05,671 --> 00:12:07,270
I'm not waiting for you.

195
00:12:07,271 --> 00:12:09,192
Fine, I'll be in now.

196
00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:19,752
You run, I run, we all run.

197
00:12:19,753 --> 00:12:22,873
Blind, deaf, dumb, the big dick...

198
00:12:22,874 --> 00:12:26,634
The big dick of society
blowing its...

199
00:12:26,635 --> 00:12:29,114
PHONE RINGS

200
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,434
Hiya, Nan.
Where's my girl?

201
00:12:31,435 --> 00:12:32,915
I'm here.

202
00:12:32,916 --> 00:12:35,195
Good. Well, I'm down the caravan.

203
00:12:35,196 --> 00:12:38,315
I lost three games of bingo,
and now I just had a tikka pasty

204
00:12:38,316 --> 00:12:41,476
that tasted like arseholes,
so that's £1.50 down the hoop.

205
00:12:41,477 --> 00:12:43,196
And then...
Nan. ..I turns my blower on

206
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:45,077
and sees you've been ringing my
dinger off the hook.

207
00:12:45,078 --> 00:12:48,557
You know me, Beth,
I never looks at it... Nan!

208
00:12:48,558 --> 00:12:52,598
What? Hang on...

209
00:12:52,599 --> 00:12:54,798
What's the matter?
She's back in.

210
00:12:54,799 --> 00:12:57,920
Ohh...fucking toot my chute.

211
00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,199
Well, what have they said?
I don't know, yet.

212
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,520
I'm going down the hospital
after school.

213
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:07,240
Bethan, I can't get back today.
I've got no wheels.

214
00:13:07,241 --> 00:13:11,081
Peg leg Roger brought
me down on the moped.

215
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:13,641
Well, it's fine,
it's not your fault, don't worry.

216
00:13:13,642 --> 00:13:15,242
All right, love you loads.

217
00:13:15,243 --> 00:13:17,002
Love you too.
All right, stay strong.

218
00:13:17,003 --> 00:13:19,043
See you tomorrow.
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

219
00:13:20,484 --> 00:13:22,124
Oh, for fuck's sake.

220
00:13:26,084 --> 00:13:29,484
Diabetes is approaching,
creeping up on you today.

221
00:13:29,485 --> 00:13:32,044
We're doing ropes, Marine style!

222
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,365
Oh, Bethan Gwyndaf.

223
00:13:34,366 --> 00:13:35,805
Answer me this, yeah?

224
00:13:35,806 --> 00:13:37,925
If you can't be bothered
to get in here on time,

225
00:13:37,926 --> 00:13:39,247
why should I, hmm?

226
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,566
No, really.
Give me one good reason.

227
00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:46,248
Cos you're the one getting paid.

228
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,567
All right, enough.

229
00:13:48,568 --> 00:13:51,688
You lot of trophy for turning up,

230
00:13:51,689 --> 00:13:56,770
waste of oxygen, rats in my sewer
crawling around...

231
00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,489
Do you know, if any of you lot
had as much get up and go

232
00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:01,929
as I've got in my little toe,

233
00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:06,330
this country might have lower rates
of heart disease, and yet here I
still am,

234
00:14:06,331 --> 00:14:09,292
helping you all out,
you bunch of losers.

235
00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:14,732
Stop it! Oh, I'm sorry.

236
00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:16,773
Something funny, Travis Beams?

237
00:14:17,973 --> 00:14:21,733
Cos heart disease
is no joke, my boy.

238
00:14:21,734 --> 00:14:23,694
No, erm, Miss, it's just...

239
00:14:24,654 --> 00:14:27,455
Thought I saw a fly...
SHE SNORTS

240
00:14:28,455 --> 00:14:31,695
And what's funny about a fly, hmm?

241
00:14:33,016 --> 00:14:35,055
HE EXHALES
Exactly.

242
00:14:35,056 --> 00:14:37,896
Check your smiles
at the door, please.

243
00:14:39,137 --> 00:14:40,417
Go.

244
00:14:41,617 --> 00:14:43,896
Come on, knees up.

245
00:14:43,897 --> 00:14:46,257
We're all slowly catching diabetes.

246
00:14:46,258 --> 00:14:48,177
One, two, one, two.

247
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:50,698
Come on, you've got a grip
like wet spaghetti, girl.

248
00:14:50,699 --> 00:14:52,538
It's ripping my skin off.

249
00:14:52,539 --> 00:14:55,898
Snowflakes, the lot of you!
Come on!

250
00:14:55,899 --> 00:14:58,699
Right, right, down you get.
Hang on, I can't...

251
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,939
I'm going to fall...
Now, who's next?

252
00:15:00,940 --> 00:15:02,740
Oh, my God, babe?
What?

253
00:15:02,741 --> 00:15:05,940
Gutted! Look, Auntie Flo's in town.

254
00:15:05,941 --> 00:15:07,940
Beth, your minge is leaking.

255
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:10,581
All right. Priest, stop it!
You can go and get changed.

256
00:15:10,582 --> 00:15:13,861
Miss, you've got to sort that. I'm
not touching that rope. All right.

257
00:15:13,862 --> 00:15:16,582
I ain't touching nothing.
Oh, my God. Disgusting.

258
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:20,503
Are you OK? Disgusting.
Urgh, I can smell it as well.

259
00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:24,744
Shut up, Priest. Beth, man.
That's embarrassing!

260
00:15:28,145 --> 00:15:31,625
Oh, my God. She's got afternoon
at school as well.

261
00:15:36,386 --> 00:15:38,866
Beth, no-one's going
to remember tomorrow.

262
00:15:38,867 --> 00:15:41,266
Priest has been calling me
Jam Rag Knickers all day.

263
00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:44,987
What were you thinking?
It's PE 101 - always a fresh tampon.

264
00:15:44,988 --> 00:15:48,388
Yeah, thanks for making
sure everyone noticed, by the way.

265
00:15:49,788 --> 00:15:53,148
Babes, do you reckon
Blocher has a vibrator?

266
00:15:53,149 --> 00:15:56,630
Yeah, sure.
I bet she's worn it down to a nub.

267
00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:03,310
Don't to go home, my mother's going
to bore my tits off with a
drugs lecture.

268
00:16:03,311 --> 00:16:06,430
What tits? What would
you know about tits?

269
00:16:06,431 --> 00:16:08,831
Can I come to yours?

270
00:16:08,832 --> 00:16:12,791
Can't, Dad's tonight.
Cool, thanks for nothing.

271
00:16:12,792 --> 00:16:14,712
Beth, hook me up, just for an hour?

272
00:16:14,713 --> 00:16:18,832
I wish, I've been summoned
to my mother's study when I get in.

273
00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:21,154
Fuck it!

274
00:16:22,194 --> 00:16:24,953
Let's just run away.

275
00:16:24,954 --> 00:16:27,115
You say that every day, babe.

276
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,634
We could just hitchhike,
wherever, seriously, I don't care.

277
00:16:31,635 --> 00:16:34,195
Yeah, we'll go to the place
in Italy that Beth said.

278
00:16:34,196 --> 00:16:37,835
Yeah, gladly! But for now my mother
wants rosemary, dickhead.

279
00:16:37,836 --> 00:16:42,317
Message you in a bit?
I'll probably be dead. Love you!

280
00:16:45,278 --> 00:16:47,437
Let's do it. I want a doughnut.
Yes, I want a doughnut.

281
00:16:47,438 --> 00:16:49,797
Make it two. Are you actually going
to get a doughnut? Yes.

282
00:16:49,798 --> 00:16:52,038
I need one... And don't want
to feel guilty about it.

283
00:16:52,039 --> 00:16:54,278
What is she doing?
What are you doing?

284
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:58,199
Buying veg. What are you doing,
prostituting yourself?

285
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,640
Whatever.

286
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,600
No school kids. What makes you think
I'm a school kid?

287
00:17:03,601 --> 00:17:05,400
Oh, regular Ken Dodd, is it?

288
00:17:05,401 --> 00:17:07,600
And you want two.

289
00:17:07,601 --> 00:17:12,281
Out! Sorry, please can I just get
some rosemary for my mam?

290
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:14,642
I'll leave my bag.

291
00:17:14,643 --> 00:17:17,042
Make it quick.

292
00:17:17,043 --> 00:17:19,322
Thanks.

293
00:17:19,323 --> 00:17:21,244
Bag!

294
00:17:29,525 --> 00:17:31,565
Sorry, just a few other bits.

295
00:17:34,806 --> 00:17:37,725
Lychees. Yeah, I know.

296
00:17:37,726 --> 00:17:40,886
Oh, you know, do you?
Why's your gob catching flies, then?

297
00:17:40,887 --> 00:17:42,766
That's just my face.

298
00:17:42,767 --> 00:17:45,607
My mother sent me a list,
she wants rosemary and lychees.

299
00:17:45,608 --> 00:17:49,967
You're a liar, like every other teen
turd who comes in here trying
to rob off me.

300
00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:51,568
What are you calling
me a teen turd for?

301
00:17:51,569 --> 00:17:53,608
Want to taste this, turd breath?

302
00:17:53,609 --> 00:17:57,649
Quit fingering my goods, or I'll be
fingering you to the police?

303
00:17:57,650 --> 00:17:59,969
Oh, yeah?

304
00:17:59,970 --> 00:18:02,491
Why don't you go
and finger yourself?

305
00:18:04,771 --> 00:18:06,770
You rotten...
Before I knock you out!

306
00:18:06,771 --> 00:18:09,531
Suck on them, you stupid old bat.

307
00:18:09,532 --> 00:18:10,971
She's right, though.

308
00:18:10,972 --> 00:18:14,972
I've been telling lies
since I was eight years old.

309
00:18:14,973 --> 00:18:20,533
Gemma Jones came round my house
and saw my dad had a wardrobe full
of porno mags.

310
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:24,213
She laughed at me and then told
everyone at primary school.

311
00:18:24,214 --> 00:18:27,574
I said she was lying and it
was her dad who had the pornos

312
00:18:27,575 --> 00:18:29,375
and everyone believed me.

313
00:18:30,535 --> 00:18:33,975
I did feel bad, though,
because her dad is quite nice,

314
00:18:33,976 --> 00:18:37,976
whereas my dad is the maddest
bastard you will ever meet.

315
00:18:38,977 --> 00:18:41,056
Oi!

316
00:18:41,057 --> 00:18:42,777
Yeah?

317
00:18:44,818 --> 00:18:46,617
Where's your mother?

318
00:18:46,618 --> 00:18:48,337
Hospital.

319
00:18:48,338 --> 00:18:50,818
I want to kill him.

320
00:18:50,819 --> 00:18:52,859
HE RETCHES

321
00:18:54,539 --> 00:18:57,459
Every morning, he coughs
his snot in the sink,

322
00:18:57,460 --> 00:19:01,460
and I want to stab him in the back,
just take a knife and hack at him.

323
00:19:03,181 --> 00:19:05,141
You shouldn't have done that.

324
00:19:06,221 --> 00:19:08,222
She wasn't very well.

325
00:19:28,465 --> 00:19:30,465
Get some chips.

326
00:19:45,348 --> 00:19:48,228
BELL RINGS

327
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:02,710
Hiya, hiya, sorry.
I'm here to see Trina Gwyndaf.

328
00:20:02,711 --> 00:20:05,671
Would you like to put your stuff
in the locker? Yeah, yeah.

329
00:20:17,193 --> 00:20:20,353
All right, Mam? All right, love.

330
00:20:20,354 --> 00:20:22,753
Thanks for coming in.

331
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,994
Of course. Come here.

332
00:20:43,077 --> 00:20:46,117
You need to wash that, you've got
egg on it, or something.

333
00:20:46,118 --> 00:20:48,158
Yeah, I will.

334
00:20:51,839 --> 00:20:55,639
Nana's going to come in tomorrow.
She's been down the caravan. Hah.

335
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,920
That's nice. Yeah.
Nice weather for it.

336
00:21:04,481 --> 00:21:07,881
You been all right today?
No, not really, Beth.

337
00:21:09,242 --> 00:21:12,322
Sectioned now. That's it.

338
00:21:13,282 --> 00:21:14,723
Yeah.

339
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,483
Locked ward.

340
00:21:20,564 --> 00:21:22,004
Yeah.

341
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,965
What have you done to me?

342
00:21:33,246 --> 00:21:35,086
I'm sorry, Mam.

343
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,887
I got you some pop, I did.

344
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,090
Stupid bitch!

345
00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:03,371
See what you've done?

346
00:22:06,171 --> 00:22:09,051
You've delivered me
in the eye of the storm here.

347
00:22:09,052 --> 00:22:11,251
There's cameras everywhere!

348
00:22:11,252 --> 00:22:13,411
Watching me.

349
00:22:13,412 --> 00:22:15,573
Everything gets reported back.

350
00:22:17,053 --> 00:22:20,133
They're not even nurses.
Yes, they are.

351
00:22:20,134 --> 00:22:23,013
Some of them are, not all of them.

352
00:22:23,014 --> 00:22:25,733
Been sucked in!
APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS

353
00:22:25,734 --> 00:22:28,254
Trina. What's the matter?

354
00:22:28,255 --> 00:22:30,374
OK, come out, Bethan.

355
00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:33,335
Don't touch my daughter! Beth!
Behind me, now!

356
00:22:33,336 --> 00:22:34,855
No-one's going to hurt her.

357
00:22:34,856 --> 00:22:37,135
Put the chair down, Trina.

358
00:22:37,136 --> 00:22:40,976
We're not going to hurt her...
Touch my daughter and I'll kill you!

359
00:22:40,977 --> 00:22:45,017
Will you come out? Step outside!
Step outside!

360
00:22:45,018 --> 00:22:49,297
SHE SCREAMS
Sit! Help me, someone! OK. No!

361
00:22:49,298 --> 00:22:52,019
Trina, you're in a safe place...
SHE SCREAMS

362
00:22:55,379 --> 00:22:57,420
We can help you, Trina.
SHE SCREAMS

363
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:05,821
Don't... Don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me... We won't.

364
00:23:08,422 --> 00:23:11,142
Beth!

365
00:23:17,743 --> 00:23:20,664
TV: Strengthening as we go through
the night, gale force gusts...

366
00:23:23,064 --> 00:23:25,623
There will be further heavy rain,
it will move out of Scotland

367
00:23:25,624 --> 00:23:28,144
and push into the north of England
and Wales overnight tonight.

368
00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:29,944
A little bit quieter
in the south-east,

369
00:23:29,945 --> 00:23:34,065
and not quite as cold,
but we start off tomorrow morning
with some of that rain around.

370
00:23:34,066 --> 00:23:36,625
It could be a pretty dismal
early morning rush-hour.

371
00:23:36,626 --> 00:23:40,346
Now it'll still be windy
in Scotland, but if you look at the
finer detail...

372
00:23:40,347 --> 00:23:42,507
Do you want a drop of pop, Mam?

373
00:23:48,788 --> 00:23:51,148
I told you I had a baby
girl who died?

374
00:23:51,149 --> 00:23:53,989
She was prettier than you.

375
00:23:57,190 --> 00:24:01,349
Breezy for all of us and eventually
we'll start to see more cloud
in the south-east.

376
00:24:01,350 --> 00:24:04,351
Perhaps the rain arriving here
a little bit later on.

377
00:24:08,632 --> 00:24:12,351
Charlotte Church is
the voice of an angel.

378
00:24:12,352 --> 00:24:17,353
By 2007, she sold over
10 million records, worldwide.

379
00:24:19,073 --> 00:24:20,553
Right.

380
00:24:20,554 --> 00:24:22,393
That's amazing.

381
00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:24,753
"THE ONE SHOW" THEME

382
00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:27,755
Sorry, just got to send
a message on here.

383
00:24:34,676 --> 00:24:38,236
Well, hello and welcome to a
brand-new week here on The One Show
with Alex Jones...

384
00:24:38,237 --> 00:24:39,916
And Matt Baker.

385
00:24:39,917 --> 00:24:42,316
Now, if you were putting together
your list of dream dinner

386
00:24:42,317 --> 00:24:44,517
party guests, well,
there are certain qualities

387
00:24:44,518 --> 00:24:46,557
you'd want all of them
to share, aren't there?

388
00:24:46,558 --> 00:24:49,277
Yes, well, I would say
they'd have to be funny.

389
00:24:49,278 --> 00:24:51,398
Probably intelligent.
Well-informed...

390
00:24:51,399 --> 00:24:56,199
Charlotte Church's 2005 album,
Tissues and Issues,

391
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:59,960
sold more than 300,000 copies.

392
00:25:02,881 --> 00:25:05,840
Please welcome Joanna
Lumley and Ian Hislop!

393
00:25:05,841 --> 00:25:07,641
Where did he get the tux?

394
00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:19,323
You happy with yourself?

395
00:25:22,324 --> 00:25:24,164
Gas is off!

396
00:25:40,447 --> 00:25:42,846
Guess what I did last night?
I don't know, waxed your fanny?

397
00:25:42,847 --> 00:25:45,967
Shut up. We saw Chicago last night.
The musical?

398
00:25:45,968 --> 00:25:49,127
Yeah, it's on in town.
I want to come. Me too!

399
00:25:49,128 --> 00:25:52,208
What? My mother brought me a
brochure, I'll bring it in for you
to have a look.

400
00:25:52,209 --> 00:25:54,688
Apparently, right, in dance school,
what they do is they sit

401
00:25:54,689 --> 00:25:57,529
on your thighs
so it tears all the muscle...

402
00:25:57,530 --> 00:25:59,330
All right, dykey? Give them here.

403
00:26:03,451 --> 00:26:05,090
All right? All right, Priest?

404
00:26:05,091 --> 00:26:07,330
Trying to ignore me, are you? No.

405
00:26:07,331 --> 00:26:09,691
Last time I saw you,
I was licking you right up!

406
00:26:09,692 --> 00:26:11,931
SHE LAUGHS
Shut up!

407
00:26:11,932 --> 00:26:14,612
Fucking hell, when did
your tits get so big?

408
00:26:14,613 --> 00:26:16,892
It's called puberty.
When did your mouth get so big?

409
00:26:16,893 --> 00:26:19,172
Oh, you're fucking cheeky,
aren't you? Ooh! Ooh!

410
00:26:19,173 --> 00:26:21,653
Hi, Beth. What? Oh, hiya!

411
00:26:21,654 --> 00:26:23,653
Did you see Ms Morgan's e-mail?

412
00:26:23,654 --> 00:26:26,854
Oh, no, not yet, I've been eating.
I had a pasty.

413
00:26:26,855 --> 00:26:28,894
Oh, my God, shut up. Have a look.

414
00:26:28,895 --> 00:26:31,254
You've been selected
for the anthology.

415
00:26:31,255 --> 00:26:32,935
What? I have?

416
00:26:32,936 --> 00:26:35,215
Yeah, I just read it.
It's brilliant.

417
00:26:35,216 --> 00:26:37,335
Seriously, you should
be really proud.

418
00:26:37,336 --> 00:26:40,976
My God, that's amazing!
Well done, Beth!

419
00:26:40,977 --> 00:26:44,537
Consmatulations, you fat bab.

420
00:26:44,538 --> 00:26:46,378
HE LAUGHS

421
00:26:47,538 --> 00:26:50,258
Bye, Priest. You're an ape.
You're ugly!

422
00:26:50,259 --> 00:26:52,979
Maybe come and sit with me
in English?

423
00:26:57,700 --> 00:27:01,700
Talk about "rate yourself", and Loz
Chapman, she fucked a sausage.

424
00:27:01,701 --> 00:27:03,980
THEY SNORT
Here we go, Beth...

425
00:27:03,981 --> 00:27:08,301
"Please join me in congratulating
Bethan Gwyndaf who's been
selected for..."

426
00:27:08,302 --> 00:27:10,861
Blah, blah, blah, boring. All right.

427
00:27:10,862 --> 00:27:13,702
"You are a bond,
the glue that binds

428
00:27:13,703 --> 00:27:16,702
"The knot that ties
two warring sides

429
00:27:16,703 --> 00:27:21,864
"Oil and water, these bricks
and mortar, the wrong daughter."

430
00:27:29,185 --> 00:27:31,746
What the fuck? What?

431
00:27:32,826 --> 00:27:35,865
Morgan laps that shit up.

432
00:27:35,866 --> 00:27:38,187
I've got her eating out of this.

433
00:27:39,507 --> 00:27:42,066
She fucking loves it!

434
00:27:42,067 --> 00:27:44,548
THEY LAUGH

435
00:27:49,583 --> 00:27:54,583