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I been doing just fine up until now.

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I just don’t know what
I’ve gotten myself into.

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This could be maybe the
worst thing that I ever did.

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Well, maybe not the worst thing.

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There was that time when I… nevermind.

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All I’m sayin’ is, I just
never saw this comin’.

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After all, 20 years is a long time not to

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hear from a body, you know what I mean.

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¶telephone rings¶

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¶telephone rings again¶

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¶telephone rings¶

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Well I’m not gonna answer it.

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¶telephone rings¶

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Holy crap! Another damn telemarketer,
right Elvis?

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¶Sniffs¶

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Do you smell that?
¶telephone rings¶

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Oh shit I’m out.

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¶dog pants¶

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¶upbeat music plays¶

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(Ault Media presents)

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(a Jeffrey D Ault film)

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See, not so hard now, is it? Come here.

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Let’s see. Oh that seems
to be healing nicely.

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Oh… k then. Alright!

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Everybody ready? We got
a long drive to Umatilla.

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Sam?

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You’re gonna be fine.
Florida’s a nice place.

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And I think you’re going to
enjoy living with your aunt.

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You know there's nothing like family.

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Hey dirtbag!

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Don’t forget this.

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(Sam and Elvis)

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¶telephone rings¶

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¶telephone rings¶

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Making progress Elvis!

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Beautiful isn’t it?

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I think I’m gonna puke.

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¶telephone rings¶

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¶telephone rings¶

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¶ball bounces incessantly¶

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Sweetie, please stop that.
And aren’t you gonna eat your sandwich?

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I’m not hungry and don’t call me that.

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Just try a few bites.

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I don’t feel good.

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You’ve had a rough year.
Different foster homes and all.

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Change is scary, it would
make anyone feel queasy.

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Rebecca I really don’t feel good.

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Just give it some time, you’ll see.

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I’m gonna puke.
What?

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I’m definitely gonna puke.

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Oh God!

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¶telephone rings¶

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¶ball continues to bounce.¶

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Please stop that.

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¶telephone rings¶

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So we have successfully

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moved this pile of

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highly important stuff from

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that room into here.

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Looks much better, don’tcha think Elvis?

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Should make Miss Uptight
Smarty Pants happy.

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¶ball bounces¶

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¶telephone rings¶

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¶telephone rings¶

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Don’t judge me.

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¶telephone rings¶

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¶telephone rings¶

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OK, let’s do this.

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The brochure you gave me said

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‘beautiful beaches, warm
sand and Disney World!'

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Hush.
¶knocks on door¶

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It’s open!

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I said it’s open!

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¶knocks on door¶

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Oh for Christ’s sake!

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I SAID it’s open!

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Oh. It’s you.

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Of course it’s me. We’ve had
this scheduled for weeks.

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Yeah but you didn’t say exactly what time.

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You shoulda called first.

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I did call!

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I called 10 times today and I called you

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from the car parked in front of your house

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not two minutes ago. We both
know that you didn't answer.

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Well still. It ain’t polite
to just drop in on folks.

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I though that you were going to…
WHAT?

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Mrs. Batinger we specifically spoke—
Olina.

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Yes of course, I’m sorry. Olina.

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We specifically spoke about
the need for organization.

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Yes you are correct we
did speak about that.

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Where do I put this?

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Samantha-

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Sam, my name is Sam.

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Yes I’m so sorry. I forgot.

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Sam, Olina.

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This is your niece Sam.

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Sam, this is your Aunt Olina.

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Hey Sam.

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You’re not my aunt. My aunt’s name

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is Sam too, I’m named after her.

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Samantha, this is your aunt.

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She goes by Olina but her real
is Samantha, just like you.

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Sam, my name is Sam.

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And who goes by the name Olina?
That's a stupid name.

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Samantha, don’t talk to you aunt that way.

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My name is Sam! And you
can’t tell me what to do.

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You neither.

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Becky, let me just wrestle
on this for a moment.

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Oh it’s Rebecca.

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Uh huh. You got a nasty mouth on you girl.

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Don’t you ever come into my house
and mouth off at me, ya hear?

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You don’t have to stay
here if you don’t want to.

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But as long as you do, you will be civil

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to me and to any… guest… in my house

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D'ya understand? And my name is Olina.

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Don’t you never nothing bad about my name.

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I might not be too crazy about
your name but it’s yours.

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So I’ll keep my trap shut
about it, understand?

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Understand?!

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Ok.

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Good.

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Now let’s see about gettin’
you up to your room.

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Your room is at the top of the stairs here

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and the john is right nearby.

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Ya see, I do listen.

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Well my word! This is nice.

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Isn’t this nice Sam? Much nicer

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than the room you had to share at the home.

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Well, let’s leave Sam to
get settled in, shall we?

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Uh, Sam, there’s plenty
of room in that closet

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and that chest of drawers
there, it’s empty.

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¶soft guitar music¶

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That was very thoughtful
the way that you prepared

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Sam’s room. It’s very comfortable.

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And just remember Mrs. Batinger,

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Olina.
Right, Olina.

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You will be a role model for this child.

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Time to go.
Pardon me?

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I said you can go now,
I can take it from here.

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Oh no, I’d love to stay,
help you break the ice.

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It is after all what I do.

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Yes, I know you’d love
to help but I think our

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ice is broken enough already.

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Olina, I’m a highly trained social worker,

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well-equipped to handle any questions-

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Time. To. Go.

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I need the paperwork from last week.

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Oh, no thank you. I really need

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that paperwork for my manager.

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It’s in the bag.

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Where’d you get that?

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Playing catch football
with the kids at home.

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Huh! Must’ve been some game.

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¶sniffs¶
What's that smell?

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Ah, what you’re smellin’ is the
fresh scent of cherry blossoms

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in this can of room deodorizer.

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It smells like a hospital. Or an armpit.

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Well that armpit smell
young lady is probably you.

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Not me. When was the last time you bathed?
Was it … days?

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Weeks?!
I don’t remember.

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Soon as you’re done eating,
you upstairs, shower,

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get yourself cleaned up.

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What? You don’t like pizza?
What kid doesn’t like pizza?

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It smells funny.

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Well I’m sorry Your Highness,
I ain't exactly a chef.

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If you want somethin' else you’re just
gonna have to go make it yourself.

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My stomach feels sick.

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You’ll get use to it.

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Clean up your plate when you’re done.

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Dearest Sam, Desdemona was my
favorite role in high school. Enjoy!

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Love, Your Mama

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I don’t know about this Elvis.

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I think I might’ve bitten
off more than I can chew.

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What’s with the dog?
Excuse me?

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This dead dog on the sofa. Why?

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Don’t!
What!?

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Just don’t touch him, ok?

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Don’t worry Elvis she’s
not gonna bother you none.

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It’s a stuffed dog.

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Well maybe to you that’s all he is.

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No, to anyone who’s normal,

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he’s a stiff and you’re a freaking looney.

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This is Elvis.
Elvis has been in my family for 12 years.

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Some people go in for ashes.
I went in for taxidermy.

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That’s sick.

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Well excuse me, not everybody’s perfect.

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Sick can be cool you know.

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Oh really, is that so?

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Why don’t you just… get another dog?

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One that eats, breathes,

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moves, stuff like that?

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Because dead dogs don't fart.

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What does that mean?

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Exactly what I said. Dead dogs don’t fart.

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They don’t cry, they don’t bark.

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They don’t get you up in
the middle of the night.

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You don’ have to clean up after them.

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They’re just… a lot simpler. That’s all.

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Right. But they’re dead.

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Exactly.

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So social services sticks me with a lady

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named Olina who talks to smelly old
dead dog named Elvis.

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You know it won’t break my heart

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if you go back to that foster home.

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I'm perfectly happy here with Elvis.

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Yeah okay, I’ll think about it, Olina.

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Aunt Olina.
What?

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Aunt Olina. I’m your aunt.

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You can call me Aunt Olina.

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That’s stupid.

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My house.

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My rules.

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Oh girl. Did you take a shower

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like I told you to?

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Oh you got a nerve calling Elvis smelly.

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You’re the one that smells.

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Not me. Well it sure ain’t Elvis.

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Hey, don’t blame me

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for whatever you smell.

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Well dead dogs don’t fart but live girls

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sure can stink.

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Now you, upstairs.

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Back up to that shower and

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clean yourself properly and don’t come down

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until you do. And don’t touch anything!

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And put your clothes all
in the washing machine!

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Now the whole room stinks.

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Holy shit. Oh!

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Holy crap.

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Yeah that’s right, holy crap.

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I gotta clean up my language

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for the kid Elvis.

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I gotta be a role model.

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What’s this?

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Fold 'em.

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These aren’t all my clothes.

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Did I ask whose clothes they are?

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You’re sitting here doing nothin'.
Fold ‘em.

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Hello. I’m not doing nothing, I’m reading.

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Hello, too. I just did your stinky laundry.

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Look, you’re not gonna
come waltzing in here

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disrupt my peaceful existence and

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expect to get waited on.

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As long as you’re gonna
stay here you’re gonna

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have to learn to pull your own so fold ‘em.

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That blows chunks.
Oh just do it.

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Whatcha reading there?
This trash or something? What is it?

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Nothing. Give it back.

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Othello? You’re reading Shakespeare?
Why not?

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At least old Willy understood
that certain people

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in the world are just born to be screwed.

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You? Screwed? You’re not screwed.

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You’re just gettin’ back on your feet.
That’s all.

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Shakespeare knew that everybody
wants a piece of everybody else, you know.

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A pound of flesh thing. Those that
get caught in the middle are toast.

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Sam, people aren’t all like that.

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I know about people and they ARE like that.

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You don't know about people
because you don’t have any people.

259
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,000
How do you know that?

260
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000
They looked for my relatives
for a year, you're it.

261
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:34,000
And if I don’t have any
relatives, neither do you.

262
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:39,000
Well, you might have a point there.
Alright, you finish reading

263
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what you’re reading but then
you fold the clothes. All of them.

264
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What aren’t yours you put in a
nice, neat stack outside of my door.

265
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,000
Okay? Miss High and Mighty.

266
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,000
You know,

267
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,000
Shakespeare does make good reading.
Your mama?

268
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She liked the tragedies too.

269
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,000
Myself, I prefer Scarlett O’Hara

270
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,000
over Desdemona anyway.

271
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,000
Frankly, Olina, I don’t give a damn.

272
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Read it in school.

273
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,000
Why did you and Mama never talk?

274
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Lake George.

275
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We was real close back then.

276
00:17:54,000 --> 00:18:00,000
It’s complicated.

277
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,000
Mama said she was ashamed.

278
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,000
I guess we both were.

279
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000
Of what?

280
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:12,000
Choices. Bad choices.

281
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:18,000
I know about the bad choices she made,

282
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000
what about you?

283
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000
Men. Seems like your mama and I

284
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,000
could never get that
right when we were kids.

285
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,000
Are you talking about my dad?

286
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,000
Yeah.

287
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Yeah, your dad, he liked me first.
But I thought

288
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he was an ass. He had
a really violent temper

289
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right from the start.

290
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,000
So, to get even with me
he went after your mama.

291
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,000
I tried to talk her out of it.

292
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,000
But, she didn’t appreciate that much.

293
00:18:54,000 --> 00:19:00,000
You see, women don’t like it
when you bad mouth their men.

294
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:06,000
She was pretty pissed at me when she left.

295
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:12,000
Well it looks like you called it right.

296
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000
Yeah. Sometimes being right

297
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,000
is the wrong way to be.

298
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,000
It costs us both, being right.

299
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,000
Sam, did your father ever try — No.

300
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,000
No what? I didn’t finish the question.

301
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,000
He smacked me around some, that’s all.

302
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,000
He was usually drunk.

303
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,000
So I learned to dodge.

304
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Mom wasn’t so lucky that one night.

305
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,000
Well you don’t ever have to
worry about that man again.

306
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Because he ain’t never gettin’ out.

307
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,000
Who’s this?

308
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,000
Ah, that is your Uncle Bud.

309
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,000
One of the right choices I made.

310
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,000
What happened?

311
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,000
His country called.

312
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,000
And then he got killed.

313
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,000
But 7 men survived that day

314
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,000
because of Bud.

315
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:48,000
My Bud, he came home in a pine box.

316
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:06,000
Did you have him stuffed too?

317
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,000
I should say not!
Why?

318
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,000
Well because you don’t stuff people.

319
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,000
Wax museum’s about the closest
you can come to stuffin’ people

320
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,000
Mmm. So he’s in a wax museum?

321
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,000
No. But he should be.

322
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,000
He was a great man.

323
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,000
That’s enough talk about the past for now.

324
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:07,000
Our baby will be filled with joy and
happiness. She will be our princess Olina.

325
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
Aloha. Love, Bud.

326
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Now what do we have here!?
Stay away! I’ve already called the cops.

327
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,000
Now you better put that thing away
before you hurt somebody.

328
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,000
Hey Elvis! How’s it going?

329
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,000
Sit. Stay. Good boy!

330
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Who are you?

331
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,500
Oh, I’m Larry. I must’ve misplaced my key

332
00:23:56,500 --> 00:24:01,000
so I had to make due with the window.
That’s bull. Olina doesn’t give out keys.

333
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000
I’ve been here for two weeks
and I don’t even have a key.

334
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,000
No kidding? Well I do. I mean I did.

335
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,000
I don’t know what I’ve done with it.
What? Oh!

336
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,000
Hahaha, you must be Sam.

337
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,000
The long lost niece.
Maybe.

338
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Well it’s a pleasure to
make your acquaintance.

339
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Cops should be here any minute. Well the
cops aren’t gonna be interested in me.

340
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,000
And why is that?

341
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,000
Because I own the house.

342
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,000
Liar! If you own the house
how come my aunt never mentioned you?

343
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,000
Well I’ve been on the road and
in case you haven’t noticed,

344
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,000
your aunt’s not really the chatty type.

345
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,000
You deliver mail on the road?
No.

346
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,000
I don’t deliver mail on the road.

347
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,000
You’re a mailman?
No.

348
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000
You are wearing a mailman uniform.

349
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,000
I like the outfit.

350
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,000
That is the stupidest
thing I have ever heard.

351
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,000
That’s even stupider than
talking to a stuffed dog.

352
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,000
Well a body’s gotta talk to somebody.

353
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,000
And might as well be a stuffed dog.

354
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:07,000
And Elvis is a whole bunch more polite
than I can say about you.

355
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000
Yeah, ok. You haven’t answered my question.

356
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Why are you in our house?

357
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
Our house.

358
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:18,000
And I thought you were only staying here for a
few weeks until you found someplace better.

359
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,000
Mm. So you know all about me.
Yeah. I do.

360
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000
How?
Well Olina and I keep in touch.

361
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,000
I know that’s a lie. She
doesn’t talk to anybody.

362
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:33,000
I thought I recognized
that truck out there!

363
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,000
Welcome back!
How ya doin’ gorgeous?

364
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,000
Not too shabby!

365
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,000
Oh and don’t you look dashing as a postman.

366
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,000
I see you two have met.

367
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,000
So you two hooked up or something?

368
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,000
Sam, don’t be rude.

369
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Larry and I go way back.

370
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,000
Larry’s seen me through
some pretty tough times.

371
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,000
So show a little respect. Besides, he could

372
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,000
kick us both out on our
asses… on our cans...

373
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,000
if you give him any trouble.

374
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:09,000
I don’t know. He’s kinda puny.

375
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,000
I think I could take him.

376
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:18,000
I don’t feel like celebrating.

377
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,000
It’s the 4th of July and I want to party!

378
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,000
What about you Olina?
I got the hotdogs right here.

379
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,000
That’s a start!

380
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:21,000
¶firecracker popping¶

381
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:28,000
¶cheering and clapping¶
Thank you very much!

382
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,000
I smell chocolate.

383
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Hand it over.

384
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,000
I don’t know what you’re talkin’ about.

385
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,000
What are you, part bloodhound?

386
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Larry, beer?
Yes please.

387
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000
Thank you.

388
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:12,000
So, Aunt O. How come you never remarried?

389
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,000
It was just a lot simpler not to.

390
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Besides, there was never anyone like Bud.

391
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,000
This was a really nice day.

392
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,000
Thank you Larry.

393
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
My pleasure.

394
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:42,000
I know how you and Bud
loved the Fourth of July.

395
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Yup, we sure did.

396
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,000
So how is it that neither of you have jobs?

397
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000
Inheritance.

398
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,000
And you let her live here for free?

399
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,000
I’m no freeloader! I pay rent every month,
on time I might add.

400
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,000
That she does.
How about you?

401
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,000
Why don’t you work?

402
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,000
Well, insurance settlement.

403
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000
For what?
Ah, well they were supposed

404
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000
to remove my gallbladder

405
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000
but they removed somethin’ else

406
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000
that I don’t care to mention.

407
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000
I invested the money in them erectile

408
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000
dysfunction drugs.

409
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
I made me a shi-

410
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000
a boat load of money.

411
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000
They messed with the wrong woman.

412
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
That they did.

413
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
¶retching¶

414
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000
Again!?

415
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000
Too many hotdogs.

416
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000
That’s the fourth time this week.

417
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000
That’s it child. You’re
going to see the doctor.

418
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000
Mrs. Batinger, do you have

419
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000
any medical history for Sam?

420
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000
The only medical history I have is what

421
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000
I’ve seen and heard for the last two weeks.

422
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000
You say this started about

423
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000
3 months ago?

424
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000
You think there’s a reason for Sam to keep

425
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000
something from you?

426
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000
Apart from being a teenager?

427
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
While you were still at the foster home?

428
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000
I think it’s best if we discuss

429
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000
this with Sam.

430
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000
Sam, is there something you want to

431
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000
tell your aunt?
No.

432
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000
You got something to say girl spit it out.

433
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000
Doctor?

434
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
Sam is healthy.
Well that’s good.

435
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000
Then why is she upchuckin'?

436
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000
Sam is expecting.

437
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000
Expectin' what?

438
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Best guess is 13 weeks.

439
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:07,000
Elvis is not gonna like this.

440
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
¶telephone rings¶

441
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000
¶telephone rings¶

442
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000
¶telephone rings¶

443
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000
¶telephone rings¶

444
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000
So you plan on keeping the baby?

445
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000
None of your business.

446
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
Well, I think as the baby is related to me

447
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000
and seeing as how you live here

448
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000
for now and seein’ as how

449
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Elvis and I might be somewhat affected by

450
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
the presence of a baby

451
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
not to mention that we’ve
suddenly inherited a teenager.

452
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000
I think it absolutely is

453
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000
my business to know if
you plan on keepin’ on it.

454
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
I don’t know.

455
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000
I may not have a choice.

456
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
If I’m living here I
guess you get to decide.

457
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000
Oh no.

458
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000
I don’t decide.

459
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000
If by some miracle you manage

460
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000
to tough it out for the next

461
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000
couple of months, that decision will have

462
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
nothing to do me.

463
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
I don’t make decisions
that affect other people.

464
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
I just stay here in my house with Elvis.

465
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
You keep the baby or not

466
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
that’s up to you.

467
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000
Will you kick me out if I keep it?

468
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000
Not if you survive

469
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
till then, which doesn’t seem too likely.

470
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000
Like I said,

471
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
it’s up to you.

472
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
But my rules won’t change

473
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000
not for you, not for it.

474
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
Now then, you got any

475
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
other surprises?

476
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Good. You’re here.

477
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
Don’t you ever call before you

478
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
barge in on people?

479
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000
As if you would answer.

480
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000
I received a call from
Dr. Dempsey’s office.

481
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Sam is pregnant! How did this happen?

482
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
Sam, would you like to
tell me how this happened?

483
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000
You need to get out more.

484
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000
I didn’t mean that. I mean the father.

485
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000
What are you, my social worker or priest?

486
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000
Well it’s good to see things
appear to be calm here.

487
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000
How are you two getting along?

488
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Kind of like the Capulets
and the Montagues.

489
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Oh, that’s splendid. See I knew

490
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000
you two would be able
to work things through.

491
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000
I believe those are people in

492
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
play by Shakespeare.
They killed each other.

493
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Oh! Yes of course. I remember now,

494
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000
the Capulets and the
Montenewts, Shakespeare dear.

495
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Indeed. You know, not to get off topic.

496
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
But there is something
that we need to discuss.

497
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
And that’s getting Sam enrolled

498
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000
in school for the fall.

499
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Although, we’ll have to discuss a different

500
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000
approach now that she’s expecting.

501
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000
Yes, we will.

502
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000
Sam, would you please
go up to your bedroom.

503
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000
I need a few minutes alone

504
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000
here with Becky.

505
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000
So, just what exactly is it

506
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000
that the Department of Children

507
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:11,000
and Family Services oversees?

508
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Now Olina, I can assure you.
Mrs. Batinger.

509
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:21,000
OK, um, Mrs. Batinger, I can assure you

510
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000
that we have contacted the
department up in Georgia.

511
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000
And that they’re looking into...

512
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
How the hell did this happen?

513
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000
Well, I don’t know!

514
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000
You folks don’t know much, do you?

515
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Well we do what we can with
the resources that we have.

516
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000
What happens when the baby comes?

517
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000
What do you mean?

518
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
Do I keep the baby too?!

519
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
We’ve got plenty of time
to think about that.

520
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
I mean the doctor that Sam
is only 3-4 months along.

521
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
Can they make me?

522
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Well,

523
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
if you proceed with Sam’s legal adoption,

524
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
then you would be the child’s guardian

525
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
and you would get to decide

526
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:04,000
what happens with the baby.

527
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
I don’t know about this. This is...

528
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
This is an awful lot for
me and Elvis to take in.

529
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Right now it just seems like a big mistake.

530
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
There are several options

531
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
available and I can council you

532
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:22,000
and your niece and bring you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

533
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Mrs. Batinger, I know this
complicates the situation but

534
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,000
well I just want you to remember
that you are the only family Sam has.

535
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,000
Olina.

536
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,000
You can call me Olina.

537
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Okay, Olina.

538
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Sam?

539
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,000
Can I come in?

540
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,000
Sam?

541
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Oh crap.

542
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Larry, I can’t find

543
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,000
her anywhere.
OK, OK. I’ll go look.

544
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,000
You stay here in case
she comes back, alright.

545
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,000
Where ya headed? Ya need a lift?

546
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:37,000
I should call the cops on you.
An old man picking up a young girl.

547
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,000
I only pick up the ones I like.

548
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,000
I knew living with my aunt
wasn’t gonna work out.

549
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,000
Now wait a minute don’t be so hasty.

550
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:58,000
Come on, get in. Let’s talk some.

551
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,000
This is one of my favorite hangouts.

552
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,000
It’s where I come to escape.

553
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Get my mind a rest.

554
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:16,000
Your aunt says your
mother doing theater too

555
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Yeah. You two would’ve gotten along.

556
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Theater has a way of doing that.

557
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,000
So does the father know?

558
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Why should I tell you anything?

559
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000
Sam, you gotta trust somebody.

560
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:37,000
Not you. You’re pretty
much still a stranger.

561
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,000
You know Sam, when I was fighting overseas,

562
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,000
I found myself in some
pretty scary situations.

563
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,000
I needed someone to trust and

564
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,000
all the people around me were strangers.

565
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,000
And I realized I wasn’t
the only one in need.

566
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,000
Those guys needed someone to trust too.

567
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Sam, we’re all strangers till

568
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,000
we find ourselves in need of one another.

569
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,000
That’s different.
Wait, wait, here me out. I had to trust

570
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,000
that those guys had my back.

571
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Those strangers became my friends.

572
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,000
My buddies. My family.

573
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000
They saved my life.

574
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,000
I can’t trust anybody.
Sam, that’s not true. Wait!

575
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,000
You know your aunt

576
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,000
loves you a great deal,
you know that, right?

577
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,000
She said I was a mistake.

578
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,000
She didn’t mean that.

579
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:43,000
Look she’s just trying to figure
everything out just like you are.

580
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:49,000
She says something without thinking and

581
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:55,000
… your aunt lost a baby.

582
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:01,000
Her baby.

583
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
It was right after Bud went overseas.

584
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000
I didn’t know.

585
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:10,000
She doesn’t like to talk about it much.

586
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,000
Sam, you need to talk to her.

587
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,000
She’s your kin.

588
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,000
You can trust her.

589
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,000
You must be hungry, I fixed you some food.

590
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,000
It’s on the table.

591
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Thank you.
Sure.

592
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,000
I’m very happy that
you’ve decided to go ahead

593
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,000
with Sam’s adoption.

594
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:01,000
Well, Elvis gave it the okay.
Well, I’m very glad that Elvis is on board.

595
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,000
Now, Olina. We’ve got a few things that
we need to discuss. One of them

596
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,000
is Sam’s education. Have you enrolled
her yet? School starts in two weeks.

597
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,000
Can’t she just wait until
after the baby comes?

598
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,000
I’m afraid not. Sam’s only 15,
the state has it’s regulations.

599
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,000
She needs to be enrolled in school.

600
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,000
Well that just absolutely blows chunks.

601
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Excuse me? Oh that’s what Sam
would say if she were here.

602
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,000
That absolutely blows chunks.
She says that a lot.

603
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:31,000
Well, be that as it may, we need to get her
enrolled within the week.

604
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,000
There’s Umatilla High and then Brooksfield.

605
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,000
It’s a private school.
Brooksfield?

606
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,000
Isn’t that for druggies
and dropouts and flunkies

607
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,000
and teen moms? Well not always.
Really?

608
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,000
Well what about homeschoolin’?
I could homeschool her.

609
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,000
Olina, I don’t think that that would
be possible. I mean, you’d have to have

610
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,000
a college degree to qualify.
Got one.

611
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,000
You do? Right as rain I do.
A degree in English lit from the

612
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,000
University of Florida. 3.8 GPA

613
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,000
Dean’s list, honors in
my field and cum laude.

614
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Thank you very much.

615
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Um, OK well I’d have
to send it credentials.

616
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Can you produce credentials?
Oh I think I could dig up some credentials.

617
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,000
Would my transcript and
diploma do the trick?

618
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:18,000
That’s just unbeliev — remarkable.

619
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,000
And I’m sure that we could look into it.

620
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:25,000
Who’s homeschooling me?
Why do people think I can’t handle this?

621
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Says the lady who talks to her dead dog.

622
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Well you know, you can always go to that

623
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,000
private school with the snobs.

624
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,000
What do you say Elvis?

625
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Classmates? When do we start?

626
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,000
Yeah that’s what I thought.
But I’m not doing any homework.

627
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,000
Oh you’ll do as I say. And since you'll

628
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,000
be at home, it’ll all be homework.

629
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Ya hear that Elvis? We’ll have homework?

630
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,000
These are some brochures

631
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,000
that Miss Prissy Pants gave us for

632
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,000
… for options after the baby comes.

633
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:07,000
Do you think I’m doing the right thing?

634
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Oh honey, I think you made a very

635
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,000
brave decision to have this baby.

636
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,000
I think a lot of girls in
your position would’ve…

637
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,000
well I think you’ve been very mature
about the whole thing.

638
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,000
But Sam honey,

639
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,000
you’re still just a kid.

640
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,000
I really think you should
think about adoption.

641
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,000
I have thought about it.

642
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,000
This one’s about something that they

643
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,000
call “open adoption” where

644
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,000
you get to stay in touch.

645
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,000
And it gets to know who you are.

646
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,000
Her. The doctor said it’s a girl.

647
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,000
Not an It.
I know.

648
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,000
I … didn’t mean anything
by calling her an It.

649
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,000
I know.

650
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,000
Would I get to pick the parents?

651
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,000
If that’s what I decide I mean?
Yes I think you would.

652
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,000
Rebecca said you get to
interview the couples.

653
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,000
Find out if you like them. Check ‘em out.

654
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,000
See if they’ll give It…
give her a good home.

655
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,000
I really screwed everything up, didn’t I?

656
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,000
Oh no, no, no child you didn’t screw it up.

657
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:25,000
We’ll get through this, you’ll see.

658
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,000
Bad time?

659
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Oh.

660
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Aunt O’s gonna homeschool me.

661
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,000
Wow, I’m sorry.
You too!?

662
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,000
What’s next?

663
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,000
Girl we’ve been at this for two weeks now.

664
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,000
You know what to do. Look,
check your parenthesis.

665
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,000
It’s too many Xs and Ys. I don’t get this.

666
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,000
Yes you do. What’s the matter?
Nothing.

667
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:04,000
Sam, it’s okay to be upset today.
I’m not upset.

668
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,000
I just hate math.
No you don’t. You’re great at math.

669
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,000
People don’t have what they’re good at.

670
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Are you nervous?
I’m not nervous. Just

671
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,000
leave me alone.
Sorry, not my job.

672
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Ok. That’s enough for today.
We gotta clean up

673
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,000
for our guests anyway. Why don’t
you go upstairs and get ready.

674
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Hello.

675
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,000
You must be Olina, the aunt?

676
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,000
That would be me.

677
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,000
And you must be the Smiths.
The potential adopting parents.

678
00:45:55,000 --> 00:46:01,000
So. Is Smith your real last name?

679
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:04,000
Excuse me?
It just sounds fake.

680
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,000
Like you’re undercover or somethin’.

681
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,000
Uh, no.
No.

682
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,000
Smith is our real last name.
I just thought,

683
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,000
maybe they gave you the name Smith
to protect your real identity?

684
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,000
You know, in case nobody likes you.

685
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,000
Yes, Sam.

686
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,000
Smith is Frank and Susan’s real last name.

687
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,000
I know. Why don’t we talk about the baby.

688
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,000
Oh good idea. So, Frank,

689
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:35,000
Susan, why do you wanna adopt a baby?

690
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000
Hi!

691
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000
We’re the Armands.

692
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Hi, I’m Jennifer and this
is my husband Jeffrey.

693
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
We’re the Dempsey’s. Please to meet you.

694
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
We love children.
We already have

695
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
7 but we’re just beggin’ for another.

696
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,000
Are you having a boy or girl?

697
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,000
Are you having a boy or girl?
I hate them.

698
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,000
I grew up in Miami

699
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
but I like the small town atmosphere.

700
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000
You get to know your neighbors,

701
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
the storeowners, the schoolteachers.

702
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,000
See, that’s good! You know this stuff.

703
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,000
Our friend’s son wants to go to college
outside the state. Do you know how much

704
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,000
that’s gonna cost? No way.

705
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,000
I really hate them.

706
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:31,000
I’ve been through all sorts of
procedures trying to get pregnant.

707
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,000
It can be humiliating.
And expensive.

708
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,000
Children can be a real joy you know.

709
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:40,000
Yes, except for your sister’s kids.
Well they just need some discipline.

710
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:44,000
We’re firm in believers
in discipline you know.

711
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,000
And then we tried adopting a Russian baby

712
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,000
And you would not believe how
much that is going to cost.

713
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,000
They were gonna make us
fly all the way over there.

714
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,000
To Russia! Can you believe that?

715
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,000
I really really hate them.

716
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Well my wife and I aren’t able
to have children of our own.

717
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Yes, but we want children
more than anything.

718
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,000
Why do we want to adopt, well that’s easy!
Who in their right minds

719
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,000
would want to bring children
of their own into this world?

720
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,000
We’ve owned a hardware store
downtown for several years.

721
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,000
We’re not overly wealthy but we…

722
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:29,000
I know we can give your
child a comfortable life.

723
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:37,000
Nah.

724
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,000
Yeah.

725
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,000
What do you say Elvis? Who would you pick?

726
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Well, thank you for
giving us the opportunity

727
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,000
to get to know each other a little better.

728
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Yes, thank you and thank
you for bringing Elvis.

729
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,000
Can I get you anything? Water? Soda?

730
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,000
No. What about Elvis? Can
we get Elvis anything?

731
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,000
You do know he’s dead, right?

732
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,000
Yes, uh,

733
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,000
I know that. Sorry.

734
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:31,000
I was just, trying to lighten
the mood a little bit.

735
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Sam, the Jacobsons have a

736
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:37,000
nice home, don’t they?

737
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:42,000
It’s alright.

738
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,000
Do you like our backyard, Sam?
It’s big right?

739
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,000
We’re planning to get a
swingset for the baby.

740
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:52,000
Oh, well that’s a splendid idea.

741
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,000
And we have lots of nieces and nephews.

742
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,000
We’re actually thinking about getting

743
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
a dog for ourselves.
A live one of course.

744
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,000
Maybe a shih tzu, I don’t know, I hear

745
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:07,000
they’re very gentle.

746
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,000
There’s a dog named after shit?

747
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,000
Oh, no it’s a Chinese dog. It’s um,

748
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,000
I don’t know…

749
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,000
I don’t think it means anything in English.

750
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,000
It’s just um… The baby will sleep.

751
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,000
in our room for the first
few months you know,

752
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,000
so it’ll be close by.
Do you have a john?

753
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
Excuse me?

754
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
I have to pee.

755
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,000
Oh.
Yeah it’s just down

756
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,000
the hall on the left.

757
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,000
So uh, Olina,

758
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Do you have any other relatives nearby?

759
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Nope, it’s just been me and Elvis

760
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:59,000
for the past 15 years.

761
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:08,000
¶ball bounces¶

762
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,000
¶ball bounces harder¶

763
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Well, and of course now Sam.

764
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,000
So um, what would you do if the baby

765
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:35,000
is allergic to the dog?

766
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:38,000
What dog?

767
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,000
The dog you’re gonna adopt.

768
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:44,000
The one that’s named after shit.

769
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,000
I mean what would you do
if the baby’s allergic?

770
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Well, I hadn’t

771
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,000
given that any consideration.
I mean, I guess...

772
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:59,000
that’s something we should think about.
What do you think?

773
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,000
Certainly the baby’s
health would come first.

774
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,000
Of course, the baby would
be our top priority.

775
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,000
But I mean I guess we
could make arrangements

776
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,000
for the dog or…
Right. Like a nice new home.

777
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000
You know, for the dog.

778
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000
You’d give away your own dog?

779
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,000
How could you just give up your own dog?

780
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000
It’s not the dog’s fault.

781
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000
Sam, I am sure that they would
see to it that the dog was

782
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000
well taken care of.
Yes, it’s just that

783
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000
we’ve wanted a child for so

784
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000
long that we would do anything
to be good parents

785
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000
really, we would.
If you’d abandon your own dog

786
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,000
how do I know you
wouldn’t abandon my child?

787
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:35,000
Sam nobody plans on abandoning anybody.

788
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,000
No, of course not. I mean…

789
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,000
Oh I’m afraid I’m not doing very
well here, Jeffrey help me out.

790
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,000
Sam, what my wife is trying to say is…
AND WHERE ARE THE BANANAS?

791
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000
Olina, you’re right, the
child’s just not well.

792
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000
Don’t touch me!

793
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
I smell bananas, I HATE bananas.

794
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,000
They make me sick.
I think I’m gonna be sick.

795
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,000
I’m so sorry. I think we may
have some bananas in the kitchen.

796
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,000
I don’t like you!

797
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,000
I don’t like them, they are NOT

798
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000
taking my baby!

799
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
It’s alright dear, please calm down.

800
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
Yes please. We’re really very good people,

801
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
we go to church, we donate to charities…

802
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000
We recycle!

803
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000
I think we should leave.

804
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
I think that might be best.
We can try again another time.

805
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:22,000
I mean it. I'm gonna puke.

806
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000
Jeffrey, do something!

807
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,000
Sam!

808
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Well that was fun.
Shut up!

809
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
Girl I’ve a good mind to… you know what!
There’s no

810
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
excuse for behavior like that.

811
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,000
No excuse?
No.

812
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000
How about my father killing mom?

813
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:40,000
How about this little girl I’m carrying?

814
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000
The one with ten fingers and

815
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,000
ten toes, the one that kicks me

816
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:48,000
every few minutes. The
one that I want to keep!

817
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Yeah that’s right, I want to keep her!

818
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,000
And you try to make me give her away.

819
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,000
No Sam! No I’m not!

820
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,000
You don’t have to give her
up if you don’t want to.

821
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,000
I don’t like them. They’re dog haters.
They have too many J’s in their name.

822
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:05,000
They’re ordinary and stupid
and boring and ugly and

823
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:08,000
they’d probably, probably be mean
to my baby. They might even give her

824
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,000
away too. I DON’T… don’t like them.

825
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:14,000
They are not keeping my baby.
It’s okay child.

826
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,000
You know you don’t have to decide anything,

827
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,000
anything today. You know,
you don’t even have to think

828
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,000
about it. Now let’s just

829
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,000
let’s just think about something else, OK?

830
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,000
Scarlett O’Hara

831
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,000
and Gone with the Wind?
That’s right. Just like Scarlett.

832
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:35,000
We’ll think about it tomorrow or next week.

833
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,000
But let’s not think about it right now, OK?

834
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,000
Let’s think about something else.
What do you want

835
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,000
to think about?
Not bananas. I hate bananas.

836
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:47,000
And not smelly people.
Not bananas, not smelly people.

837
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,000
and not shitzus.
Not shih tzus..

838
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,000
Do we have any chocolate?

839
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,000
At home, yeah!
And cucumbers?

840
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,000
I think so, yeah.

841
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,000
Marshmallows?
Crap!

842
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,000
No marshmallows?!

843
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000
No, I forgot Elvis!

844
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,000
I want to name her after you.

845
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,000
OK then, we’ll

846
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,000
name her Sam Junior.
No.

847
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:19,000
I want to name her Olina Jr.

848
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,000
Alright then, that’s what we’ll do.

849
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000
I don’t really

850
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,000
know what I want to do right now, you know.

851
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,000
I don’t know what’s best

852
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:31,000
I just really wish I knew what was best.

853
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,000
I know. I know.

854
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,000
So do I child, so do I.

855
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,000
But let’s not think

856
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,000
about that right now.
Tomorrow’s another day.

857
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,000
OK.

858
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:08,000
Come on, come on, come
we haven’t got all day.

859
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000
Don’t get your panties in a wad.
I’m thinking.

860
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,000
Hey, I do not wear panties.

861
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:16,000
I wear boxer shorts.

862
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:19,000
Oversharing!
And that’s not a very lady-like expression

863
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:22,000
by the way. What? Oversharing?
No.

864
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,000
The thing about the uh, you know.

865
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Well golly jee Uncle Larry, I’m not

866
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:34,000
exactly in a lady-like situation, am I?

867
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,000
Well, I mean I don’t know about that.

868
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:40,000
Have you spoken to your boyfriend?

869
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,000
Ew! I do not have a boyfriend.

870
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,000
Well then have you talked to the boy

871
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,000
who is your friend, who is also the father?

872
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:52,000
I’ll take three.

873
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,000
I am going to stick.

874
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:12,000
You are toast, yogi.

875
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:17,000
Huh, alright, alright.

876
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:22,000
I’ll call.
I have got two pair.

877
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:27,000
Kings over Jacks.

878
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:32,000
Sorry pal. Aces and Eights.

879
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:37,000
Read and weep. And he

880
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:41,000
tips his hat to the crowd!

881
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:45,000
Those were my last ones! You
know, I need energy right now,

882
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,000
I need extra calories.

883
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,000
These are not the calories that you need.

884
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,000
You need to get out, you need see

885
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,000
the world, you need to exercise.

886
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:57,000
Yeah, not a chance. I’ve
got nothing to wear.

887
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:08,000
He wants nothing to do with the baby.

888
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:11,000
Anyway, I better go do my chores before

889
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:17,000
Aunt O gets her panties in a wad.

890
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:29,000
Nothing in this hand, nothing in this hand…

891
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:35,000
Ta-da!

892
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,000
What the hell is this?

893
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:41,000
Language!
Yeah, OK I’m sorry, what the

894
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,000
freaking royal crap is this!?
That is vintage

895
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:47,000
Ester Williams!
Come on! Rita Hayworth!

896
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:50,000
Pinup Girls!
For me? What are you nuts?

897
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:53,000
Of course it’s for you!
Go on hold it up!

898
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:56,000
That looks nice!
Where am I supposed

899
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,000
to wear this thing anyway?
We’re all going out

900
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:02,000
to the lake.
Yeah. No. I am not wearing this

901
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:08,000
circus tent in public.

902
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:14,000
¶kids laughing¶

903
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,000
Sam, you comin’ out?

904
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,000
I look like a beached whale.

905
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:26,000
A mighty pretty one at that though.

906
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:29,000
Larry don’t tease her.
I hate this! Let’s go home.

907
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,000
Sam, we just got here. Just

908
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:38,000
give it a chance.

909
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,000
I can’t see my feet!

910
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:44,000
Sam, come on, let’s go in the water.

911
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,000
It’ll be fun! Sam, come on.

912
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,000
I hate the water.

913
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:59,000
Do you have any candy bars?

914
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,000
You are somethin’ else.

915
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,000
I’ll make you a deal.

916
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,000
I’ll let you have the candy bar if you

917
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,000
talk about Atlanta and your friend.

918
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,000
Who happens to be a boy.

919
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,000
What do you wanna know?

920
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,000
Why?

921
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,000
Why not?

922
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,000
That’s it?

923
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,000
Yeah. We were both

924
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,000
depressed, tired, looking for something

925
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,000
permanent… I don’t know.

926
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000
You didn’t think it through?

927
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000
Obviously not.

928
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:52,000
Oh sorry! Do you want to come play with us?

929
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,000
¶ball bounces¶

930
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:10,000
¶telephone rings¶

931
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,000
¶telephone rings¶

932
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:25,000
¶screams¶

933
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:34,000
¶doorbell¶
Trick or treat!

934
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,000
What!?

935
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:40,000
Imitation is the sincerest
form of flattery!

936
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:43,000
Open the door… Sam!

937
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,000
It’s locked, I can’t get in, I’m serious!

938
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,000
So Sam, have you given any thought

939
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,000
to the Jacobsons?
What Jacobsons?

940
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:53,000
The couple we met a few weeks ago?

941
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:56,000
No. I don’t like them.

942
01:01:56,000 --> 01:02:02,000
OK. We can interview another couple or…

943
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:05,000
Sam, I don’t mean to pressure
you but we really need —

944
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,000
Sure sounds like pressure to me.

945
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:11,000
The Jacobsons are a lovely couple.

946
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,000
OK, I’ll get another round

947
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,000
of parents together and we’ll —
Rebecca.

948
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,000
I’m keeping my baby.

949
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,000
Aunt O said I could.

950
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:39,000
Olina, are you sure you know
what you’re doing? I mean

951
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,000
a baby is a big responsibility.

952
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,000
I can help.

953
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:47,000
I love kids.

954
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,000
Aunt O,

955
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:22,000
how do you really feel

956
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,000
about me keeping her?

957
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,000
That’s a life changing decision, child.

958
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:31,000
For a lot of people.

959
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:34,000
I just, I don’t

960
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:37,000
want her to have to live with some

961
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:40,000
foster clowns like I had to.

962
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:43,000
Well that’s not a reason to keep a baby.

963
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,000
Besides, if you do give
her up for adoption,

964
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:49,000
the Jacobsons wouldn’t
be her foster parents,

965
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:52,000
they’d be her parents.

966
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:58,000
So you’re saying I shouldn’t keep her.
No.

967
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,000
What I’m saying is

968
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:04,000
I think you should do

969
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:07,000
what’s best for your
baby, not what you want

970
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:12,000
and not what I want.

971
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:16,000
Will this change whether
I - or we- get to stay?

972
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:21,000
Do you do you want me to leave?

973
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,000
No I don’t! Are you still lookin' to leave

974
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:26,000
Well, you sure need

975
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,000
someone around here to keep your place up,

976
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,000
cuz ya can’t do it.

977
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,000
No I can’t. But apart from that,

978
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:35,000
You belong with me.

979
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:39,000
We’re family.

980
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:42,000
She’s family too.

981
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:45,000
Yes she is.

982
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:25,000
It’s times like these when I miss him most.

983
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:29,000
Even after all these years.

984
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:33,000
Maybe we should go see him.

985
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:41,000
Yeah, yeah, maybe we should.

986
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:45,000
Bud, this is Sam.

987
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,000
She’s Maddie’s little girl.

988
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:51,000
Real nice kid.

989
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:57,000
You would’ve liked her.

990
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:00,000
I see most of your buddies
every now and then.

991
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:03,000
They’re all doin’ fine.

992
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:07,000
Larry tells me that
Cornwall had a grandbaby.

993
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:11,000
All thanks to you, darlin’.

994
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:19,000
And Charlie has three! Imagine.

995
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:23,000
Why are there coins on these headstones?

996
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:27,000
They’re symbolic markers.

997
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:31,000
Some people leave followers, others…

998
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:35,000
whatever’s meaningful.
You leave a penny when

999
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:39,000
you want to let the other family know
that the soldier’s been visited.

1000
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:43,000
A nickel means that the visitor was in
boot camp with the solider.

1001
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:47,000
And a dime means they served together.

1002
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:51,000
And um… so on.

1003
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:16,000
I’m keeping up my end
of the bargain, buddy.

1004
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:21,000
You kept yours.

1005
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:40,000
I don’t feel good.
We’re gonna be home soon.

1006
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:43,000
But we have to stop by
Miss Prissy’s office first.

1007
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:46,000
She’s got some more papers for us.
It’ll be fine.

1008
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:49,000
It’ll be worth it in the end, you’ll see.

1009
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:58,000
I know it’s been a lot of work.

1010
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:01,000
But trust me, you’re
almost through the process.

1011
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:04,000
It’s only a matter of days now.

1012
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,000
¶Moans in pain¶

1013
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,000
What’s the matter child?
It hurts.

1014
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:16,000
What hurts?
It hurts, I can’t stand it

1015
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:19,000
it… ohhh…

1016
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:22,000
I’m all wet, I think peed myself.

1017
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:25,000
Could she be in labor?
Good work, Sherlock.

1018
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:28,000
No honey, you didn’t wet yourself,
your water’s broke.

1019
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:31,000
It means it’s time to take you in.

1020
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:33,000
Oh man, this totally sucks.

1021
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,000
I’m gonna hurl.

1022
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,000
OK, how many pains?
Maybe ten?

1023
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,000
How far apart?

1024
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:42,000
I don’t know! They just keep getting closer

1025
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:45,000
and closer.
OK, we’re gonna go in right now.

1026
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:48,000
It’s too early.
No. it’ll be fine.

1027
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,000
I got toilet paper from the bathroom!

1028
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,000
What good is that gonna do?

1029
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,000
Well I don’t know, they didn’t
teach me this in training!

1030
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,000
Just hold on to me, that’s it.

1031
01:08:56,000 --> 01:09:00,000
OK, now remember your breathing, OK?

1032
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,000
¶heavy breathing¶

1033
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,000
¶moans in pain¶

1034
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:09,000
What’s going on?!

1035
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,000
Oh we’re going into labor.

1036
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,000
Labor?

1037
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,000
Labor!

1038
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:17,000
God! Oh jeez that’s not good.

1039
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:22,000
What’s happening!?

1040
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,000
You’re havin’ a baby!

1041
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:27,000
In the parking lot for Christ’s sakes!
LANGUAGE!

1042
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:30,000
Just breathe.

1043
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:33,000
I am!
Not you!

1044
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:36,000
OK just breathe like we, like we practiced.

1045
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:39,000
How do you know what to do?
Television.

1046
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,000
Oh that’s comforting.
Just stay calm.

1047
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,000
How can I stay calm!?

1048
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,000
What?!

1049
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,000
Gas receipt…

1050
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,000
Aunt O….O… O.. OHHHHHHH!

1051
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:52,000
I got a Twix!
Oh I want that!

1052
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:06,000
¶soft guitar music plays¶

1053
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:27,000
Sam, it’s time to get the
baby’s things together.

1054
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:30,000
They’ll be here any minute.

1055
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:34,000
I’ll get it, let her stay.

1056
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:38,000
Thanks.

1057
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:54,000
This is what’s best.

1058
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:58,000
This is what’s best for her.

1059
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:02,000
I think so too.

1060
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:07,000
It’s just always hard
to let go of loved ones.

1061
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:12,000
I’ll still have you. I’ll still have Larry.

1062
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:17,000
You know, you’ve made a really

1063
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:22,000
selfless decision, I’m mighty proud of you.

1064
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:27,000
Thank you.
You’re welcome.

1065
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:39,000
Oh Jeffrey! Look at her.

1066
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:45,000
She’s so beautiful.

1067
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:49,000
How have you been, Sam?
We heard you had a rough time of it.

1068
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:53,000
Well, other than nearly
giving birth in a jeep.

1069
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:57,000
It was a piece of cake.

1070
01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:01,000
She has a keen sense of humor Jeffrey.
You know that

1071
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:05,000
indicates intelligence.
I know the baby is going to be very bright.

1072
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:09,000
Gosh, she’s so small.

1073
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:13,000
The Jacobsons are very
grateful to you, Sam.

1074
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:17,000
Of course we are.

1075
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:21,000
I think that’s everything.

1076
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:25,000
¶baby gurgles¶

1077
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:29,000
She needs to be sung to sleep.

1078
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:33,000
She won’t fall asleep
unless you sing to her.

1079
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,000
Now Sam, she will be in very capable hands,

1080
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:36,000
don’t worry about a thing.

1081
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,000
Rebecca, of course she’s gonna worry.

1082
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,000
I mean, this can’t be easy for Sam.

1083
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,000
Is it, sweetheart?

1084
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,000
It’s OK.

1085
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:51,000
You know, you can come
see her anytime you want.

1086
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:54,000
And we’ll invite you to birthday parties

1087
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:57,000
and on holidays, we really want you

1088
01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:03,000
to be a part of the family.
Would you like that?

1089
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:06,000
Yes. I would.

1090
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:09,000
We want Janice to know you the entire

1091
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:12,000
time she’s growing up, Sam.

1092
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:15,000
Janice? Yeah.
Yeah, that’s what we thought we’d name her.

1093
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:18,000
Janice Jacobson.

1094
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:21,000
Not another J name.

1095
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:24,000
What do you mean?

1096
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:27,000
You said I could pick her name.

1097
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:33,000
Oh, that’s right.

1098
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:36,000
We did. I forgot about that.

1099
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:42,000
OK Sam, what would you like to name her?

1100
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:49,000
I want to name her after my aunt.

1101
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:52,000
Oh.

1102
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:55,000
Olina?

1103
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:58,000
You want to name the baby Olina? I mean

1104
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,000
that’s a very unusual name.

1105
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:02,000
Sam, the Jacobsons have a right to choose
the name of their child.

1106
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:04,000
No, Rebecca.

1107
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:06,000
It’s OK.

1108
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:09,000
We did promise Sam. She wants to name

1109
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:15,000
the baby after her aunt, so…

1110
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:18,000
Samantha.

1111
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:21,000
You could name her Samantha.

1112
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:24,000
That is my real name.

1113
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:30,000
You said you don’t like that name.

1114
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:33,000
Well I like it now.

1115
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:39,000
Well so do I.

1116
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:42,000
I think Samantha’s a great name.

1117
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:45,000
Is that alright with you Sam?

1118
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:50,000
I think it’s good. I like it too.

1119
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:52,000
Wonderful now everybody’s happy.

1120
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:56,000
Anyway, we better get going.
Is everybody ready?

1121
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:04,000
No.

1122
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:08,000
What?
I’m not ready.

1123
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:11,000
Sam, please don’t change your mind. I’m
not changing my mind. I’m just not ready.

1124
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:14,000
Sam, we went to a lot of
trouble to make arrangements

1125
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:17,000
to do this today and you can’t just —
Rebecca. Please.

1126
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:20,000
Just, let me handle this, OK?

1127
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:26,000
She can do this whatever way she wants

1128
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:30,000
Sam, just tell us what you need, OK?

1129
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:36,000
I need a moment with my baby.

1130
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:42,000
Of course you do.

1131
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:45,000
Come on everybody let’s give her
some space. I don’t know if this…

1132
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:48,000
will be productive. I mean.
Rebecca!

1133
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:51,000
Jen’s right, OK?

1134
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:57,000
Sam, you take all the time you need, OK?

1135
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:30,000
Samantha.

1136
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:36,000
You’re so beautiful.

1137
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:39,000
I hope you’ll always know that.

1138
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:42,000
And I hope that

1139
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:46,000
you’ll always be loved, more than anyone

1140
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:49,000
could ever be.

1141
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:52,000
Actually, I know that you already are.

1142
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:55,000
By so many people.

1143
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:01,000
But nobody could ever love you

1144
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:04,000
more than I love you right
now at this very moment.

1145
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:08,000
One day, you’ll see that.

1146
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:12,000
And you’ll know that I
had to love you that much.

1147
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:16,000
…to give you away.

1148
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:20,000
I wish things could be different.

1149
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:24,000
But you deserve the best. You deserve

1150
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:28,000
everything that I didn’t have

1151
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:32,000
and they’ll give that to you.

1152
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:45,000
God you look like so much like mom.

1153
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:51,000
I can’t give you what you

1154
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:54,000
deserve right now.

1155
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:58,000
I’ve been pretty screwed up with

1156
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:02,000
too much going on inside of me.

1157
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:07,000
But I know one thing that’s not screwed up.

1158
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:14,000
You’re the best thing that’s
ever happened in this world,

1159
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:17,000
no matter how you got here.

1160
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:20,000
You’re the best of me,

1161
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:24,000
of mom, and of Aunt O.

1162
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:32,000
And you’ll live a happy life.

1163
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:36,000
I know you will.

1164
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:52,000
Mommy loves you so much.

1165
01:18:56,000 --> 01:19:00,000
Goodbye my little angel.

1166
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:13,000
Ok. Let's go.

1167
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:28,000
Oh baby girl.

1168
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:43,000
Thank you.

1169
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:47,000
No good… no sense in
this dragging this out!

1170
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:50,000
Rebecca, why don’t you wait for us outside?

1171
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:53,000
Oh no, that’s really alright.
I’m the social worker afterall

1172
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:56,000
I should … be … here…

1173
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:59,000
¶sobbing¶

1174
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:03,000
You know I worked really hard on this case.

1175
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:07,000
It was like two adoptions!

1176
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:15,000
Sam,

1177
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:19,000
I know that you’re making a
huge sacrifice for this baby.

1178
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:23,000
And we promise that we’ll be good parents

1179
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:27,000
and we will raise her the best that we can.

1180
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:31,000
And she will know that her

1181
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:35,000
birth mother loved her very much.

1182
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:39,000
So much that she…

1183
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:47,000
Thank you.

1184
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:51,000
Thank you so much.

1185
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:55,000
Thank you, Sam.

1186
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:31,000
Anybody hungry?

1187
01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:35,000
Guess not.

1188
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:39,000
It’s ok to cry baby. Hey,
I just might cry with you.

1189
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:43,000
Oh, Sam.

1190
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:47,000
It’s gonna get better, you’ll see.

1191
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:51,000
We’re gonna get you into a school and
you’re gonna make new friends

1192
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:55,000
and you’ll go to dances and football

1193
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:59,000
games and pep rallies.

1194
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:03,000
Aunt O?

1195
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:07,000
Yeah babe?
Hand me the room spray.

1196
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:11,000
Ok.

1197
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:15,000
Give it all ya got.

1198
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:23,000
Oh God! You feel better?
Yeah.

1199
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:27,000
Thanks.
Aunt O?

1200
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:34,000
Mmm baby?
Can I get a dog?

1201
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:39,000
Yeah, you can get a dog.
I want one from the animal shelter.

1202
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:44,000
We’ll go tomorrow.
Sounds like we got a plan.

1203
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:49,000
Yes it does. Sounds like we got us a plan.

1204
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:54,000
“I never knew that I needed you”

1205
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:59,000
“Thought I was fine on my own”

1206
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:05,000
“Now that you’re here, everything is clear"

1207
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:12,000
“We’re better off together than alone”

1208
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:18,000
Three of a kind! Let’s see you beat that.

1209
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:24,000
What? Full House! Read ‘em and weep.

1210
01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:30,000
Pay up! Come on.
I was tryin’ to quit anyway.

1211
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:36,000
You stayin’ for dinner?
Yes, mam.

1212
01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:42,000
Alright.
What is that smell?

1213
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:49,000
Uh, dog farts.

1214
01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:55,000
Dog farts. Oh for God sa…. Samantha!

1215
01:23:55,000 --> 01:24:01,000
Will you please come downstairs and
take the King of Flatulence outside?

1216
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:03,000
¶dogs bark¶

1217
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:05,000
Come on, Melissa! Grab Speedy.

1218
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:08,000
I thought we discussed one dog.

1219
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:11,000
Well…

1220
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:14,000
Melissa, come on!

1221
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:17,000
¶dogs bark¶

1222
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:20,000
¶small dog yips¶

1223
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:23,000
There’s my boy! Hi big boy!

1224
01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:25,000
Hey Melissa, you gonna stay for dinner?

1225
01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:28,000
Sure Mrs. Batinger. Hi Larry!
Hi Mel!

1226
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:31,000
Come let’s go outside! Come on
Bern, we gonna go outside! Come on!

1227
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:34,000
Oh Lord.

1228
01:24:55,000 --> 01:25:00,000
“Ooooo got you by my side now”

1229
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:05,000
“Ooooo there’s no need to hide now”

1230
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:10,000
“We’re more than blood and
water, more than memories”

1231
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:20,000
“I am mother’s daughter,
and you’re my missing piece"

1232
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:30,000
“It takes time to change
your mind, time to realize

1233
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:35,000
“And see, my life was just beginning”

1234
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:40,000
“The day that you were brought to me.
Could it be”

1235
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:47,000
“That, oooo got you by my side now”

1236
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:54,000
“Oooo there’s no need to hide now.
We’re more than blood and water"

1237
01:25:54,000 --> 01:26:01,000
“More than memories.
I am my mother’s daughter”

1238
01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:08,000
“You’re my missing piece”

1239
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:15,000
Ooooo

1240
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:22,000
"Got you by my side now. Ooooo
so there’s no need to hide now"

1241
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:29,000
“Got you by my side. Got you by my side.
Got you by my side”

1242
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:38,000
"Got you by my side.
Ooooo got you by my side"

1243
01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:53,250
“Got you, got you, by my side.”