0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 1 00:02:17,792 --> 00:02:19,104 Ah shit. 2 00:02:20,312 --> 00:02:22,313 Lieutenant Randall. Yes damn it. 3 00:02:22,314 --> 00:02:24,557 Wilson sir, RAF. Hey do you mind? 4 00:02:24,558 --> 00:02:25,386 Sorry sir. 5 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:28,009 Which way? 6 00:02:30,529 --> 00:02:32,910 You know why I joined the US Air Force Wilson? 7 00:02:32,911 --> 00:02:34,083 No sir. 8 00:02:34,084 --> 00:02:37,157 To see my beautiful country, and to be in the air. 9 00:02:38,019 --> 00:02:41,090 Instead I'm walking through a freezing English forest 10 00:02:41,091 --> 00:02:42,954 because one of your guys said he saw a light. 11 00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:44,301 You're commanding officer felt somebody 12 00:02:44,302 --> 00:02:45,957 from both countries should investigate sir. 13 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:48,513 My commanding officer is a dick. 14 00:02:50,549 --> 00:02:51,516 Shine it over here. 15 00:02:55,865 --> 00:02:58,799 Resin, trees been exposed to heat. 16 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:01,905 Camp fires? No sign of one. 17 00:03:04,701 --> 00:03:05,530 Shine up. 18 00:03:08,464 --> 00:03:10,775 Branch is broken up in the tree-line. 19 00:03:10,776 --> 00:03:14,194 Something came down, your man might have seen something. 20 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,748 Okay, let's move off this, 21 00:03:17,749 --> 00:03:20,509 shit what the hell is that? 22 00:03:20,510 --> 00:03:22,822 We have a body sir, looks Vietnamese what's left of him. 23 00:03:22,823 --> 00:03:24,859 I think I stepped on some of him. 24 00:03:54,372 --> 00:03:57,201 We're close, I think, that's what the map says. 25 00:03:57,202 --> 00:03:58,478 That's where the lady is. 26 00:03:58,479 --> 00:04:00,239 Why you want to talk to this lady? 27 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,930 Plenty of nice girls in Hanoi. 28 00:04:01,931 --> 00:04:03,794 No, no, no thanks, ah this lady 29 00:04:03,795 --> 00:04:05,727 witnessed an abduction, her friend was taken. 30 00:04:05,728 --> 00:04:07,211 So we go to police? 31 00:04:07,212 --> 00:04:09,731 Oh I don't think so, she said a craft appeared 32 00:04:09,732 --> 00:04:11,560 as big as three of those mountains up there. 33 00:04:11,561 --> 00:04:13,217 Craft? A UFO. 34 00:04:13,218 --> 00:04:16,289 UFO right, sightings in Vietnam are actually quite common. 35 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:18,912 Urgh, oh God, I think I got a fly in my mouth. 36 00:04:18,913 --> 00:04:20,052 That's disgusting. 37 00:04:22,434 --> 00:04:24,332 This is her. 38 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:25,954 Hello, don't be afraid. 39 00:04:25,955 --> 00:04:27,093 Where was her friend standing? 40 00:04:34,964 --> 00:04:36,275 And where was the UFO? 41 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:07,099 Yes, I can confirm that, that's a definite, yes ma'am. 42 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:14,106 Several, at least 10, they're all in separate containers. 43 00:05:18,214 --> 00:05:20,837 Well some are mac and cheese and some are sandwiches. 44 00:05:22,218 --> 00:05:24,426 Because she likes them Patrice, 45 00:05:24,427 --> 00:05:26,049 there's fruit in there too okay. 46 00:05:27,499 --> 00:05:31,053 Look, I got to go, yeah, yeah 47 00:05:31,054 --> 00:05:33,643 I'll be home late tonight okay, bye. 48 00:05:40,719 --> 00:05:42,168 Agent Kendrick. 49 00:05:42,169 --> 00:05:44,653 I don't really have a title, just call me Kendrick. 50 00:05:44,654 --> 00:05:45,585 Yes sir. 51 00:05:45,586 --> 00:05:46,932 Where? Up island. 52 00:06:03,328 --> 00:06:04,570 Scene secure. 53 00:06:04,571 --> 00:06:07,435 Private beach, owners don't come til August. 54 00:06:07,436 --> 00:06:08,816 Not much to secure really. 55 00:06:10,611 --> 00:06:11,578 Oh let me get this. 56 00:06:19,896 --> 00:06:21,242 Estimated TOD. 57 00:06:22,347 --> 00:06:23,727 Uh hi, who are you? 58 00:06:23,728 --> 00:06:26,696 This is agent, this is Mr. Kendrick. 59 00:06:28,111 --> 00:06:30,389 I'm estimating time of death is when he hit the ground, 60 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,737 six o'clock this morning, in front of two 15 year olds. 61 00:06:33,738 --> 00:06:36,187 One of them my stepdaughter who's now grounded. 62 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:37,430 Small community. 63 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:38,949 They claim they saw flashes of light 64 00:06:38,950 --> 00:06:40,502 and then Ben Murphy and his crew 65 00:06:40,503 --> 00:06:42,987 disappear from his boat a little ways off shore. 66 00:06:42,988 --> 00:06:44,161 A local fishing crew. 67 00:06:44,162 --> 00:06:45,542 The boat? 68 00:06:45,543 --> 00:06:47,820 Pulled it in this morning, no sign of the crew, 69 00:06:47,821 --> 00:06:49,615 nothing suspicious on the boat. 70 00:06:49,616 --> 00:06:52,514 The girls had ingested several office cleaning products. 71 00:06:52,515 --> 00:06:54,033 The wounds indicate? 72 00:06:54,034 --> 00:06:57,968 He fell from pretty high up, as in from a plane. 73 00:06:57,969 --> 00:06:59,418 ID? 74 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,696 Found this in his pocket. 75 00:07:04,493 --> 00:07:05,459 Kurt Nesbo. 76 00:07:06,909 --> 00:07:10,221 Says he's from Oslo, also found this in the wallet. 77 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:13,984 Ticket to a gala show or something, Oslo opera house. 78 00:07:13,985 --> 00:07:16,883 But it's dated April 30th 2013, 79 00:07:16,884 --> 00:07:18,678 that's almost a year from now, he must have really 80 00:07:18,679 --> 00:07:19,921 want to see that show. 81 00:07:19,922 --> 00:07:24,408 This ticket's been torn, he saw the show. 82 00:07:24,409 --> 00:07:26,584 He, sorry he what? 83 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:03,655 ID was confirmed, Kurt Nesbo of Oslo Norway. 84 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:08,279 Cause of death, injuries from a fall. 85 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,868 All flights that evening were grounded due to the storm, 86 00:08:10,869 --> 00:08:13,768 over one year later we track reports of a Kurt Nesbo, 87 00:08:13,769 --> 00:08:17,599 same ID, disappearing from a gala at the opera house at Oslo 88 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:18,601 during intermission. 89 00:08:24,055 --> 00:08:27,816 Sorry, DC Metro sucks, why are we in a hotel? 90 00:08:27,817 --> 00:08:28,784 We own it. 91 00:08:30,579 --> 00:08:34,754 ID, Stanley. 92 00:08:34,755 --> 00:08:35,584 Gillman. 93 00:08:37,724 --> 00:08:38,793 DOD owns a hotel. 94 00:08:38,794 --> 00:08:39,691 Sit down. 95 00:08:42,763 --> 00:08:46,180 The same time the body dropped that image was sent to us. 96 00:08:47,596 --> 00:08:49,528 Sent? Sent in the mail, 97 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,669 on a phone that hadn't been invented yet. 98 00:08:54,913 --> 00:08:58,261 Well, they don't know how to spell happy. 99 00:08:59,815 --> 00:09:01,609 We got IDs on any of these guys? 100 00:09:01,610 --> 00:09:03,196 One of them's MOD. 101 00:09:03,197 --> 00:09:04,578 Ministry of Defense UK. 102 00:09:05,752 --> 00:09:07,925 Yes, thank you I know what it means. 103 00:09:07,926 --> 00:09:09,375 Do we have a map? 104 00:09:09,376 --> 00:09:11,480 You show up late to an eyes only briefing 105 00:09:11,481 --> 00:09:14,104 and you, you would like a map. 106 00:09:14,105 --> 00:09:16,521 Like a really big map that we can put pins in. 107 00:09:19,904 --> 00:09:21,007 Do you see a pattern? 108 00:09:21,008 --> 00:09:22,802 Let me save you some energy, 109 00:09:22,803 --> 00:09:24,390 we know where it's gonna happen next. 110 00:09:24,391 --> 00:09:25,978 Okay how? 111 00:09:25,979 --> 00:09:27,048 They told us. 112 00:09:27,049 --> 00:09:28,395 They told you? They? 113 00:09:29,672 --> 00:09:30,845 What did they say? 114 00:09:30,846 --> 00:09:32,709 They have a proposal and they want us 115 00:09:32,710 --> 00:09:34,296 to see it happen again. 116 00:09:34,297 --> 00:09:35,091 Where? 117 00:09:44,791 --> 00:09:46,965 Lower cumtrch, lower coom, 118 00:09:51,556 --> 00:09:53,558 lower cum, lower cumtwa, 119 00:09:54,973 --> 00:09:56,629 how do you even say that? 120 00:09:58,149 --> 00:09:59,943 Huw Richards has called in, saying there's 121 00:09:59,944 --> 00:10:02,497 a New Years Eve party in Lower Cwmtwrch. 122 00:10:02,498 --> 00:10:05,120 Not to be confused with Upper Cwmtwrch of course, 123 00:10:05,121 --> 00:10:08,917 where the special DJ host, sponsored by 124 00:10:08,918 --> 00:10:11,264 Selwyn Reese, the fishmonger. 125 00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:14,405 Nothing fishy, just delishy. 126 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,545 Might want to think about hiring a new marketing 127 00:10:16,546 --> 00:10:20,653 team Selwyn, just kidding, or am I? 128 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,828 Welsh language radio is coming up in a mo, 129 00:10:22,829 --> 00:10:25,347 but first here's the new classic. 130 00:11:31,207 --> 00:11:32,621 Hi there, you're through to Steve Dennis, 131 00:11:32,622 --> 00:11:35,003 the Microphone Menace, do you know what to do, 132 00:11:35,004 --> 00:11:36,074 oh I think you do. 133 00:11:37,593 --> 00:11:40,043 Oh Steve where the fuck are you? 134 00:11:40,044 --> 00:11:43,529 You told me to meet you here, it's your party in it, 135 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:45,601 give me a ring back alright, it's Huw bye. 136 00:11:55,645 --> 00:11:56,439 They're mine. 137 00:11:58,821 --> 00:12:01,202 You're fit but you're not that fit. 138 00:12:01,203 --> 00:12:01,997 Yeah right. 139 00:12:03,377 --> 00:12:06,621 So is this where you give me the speech. 140 00:12:06,622 --> 00:12:07,485 What speech? 141 00:12:08,624 --> 00:12:11,246 It was fun, but you're a famous DJ, 142 00:12:11,247 --> 00:12:14,008 need to get back to London, don't have time 143 00:12:14,009 --> 00:12:16,389 for anything remotely serious, blah, blah, blah. 144 00:12:16,390 --> 00:12:19,634 No I, I wasn't gonna say that. 145 00:12:19,635 --> 00:12:20,911 Okay. 146 00:12:20,912 --> 00:12:22,603 No what I was gonna say was, 147 00:12:25,261 --> 00:12:27,504 if I'm honest I'm not a good person 148 00:12:27,505 --> 00:12:30,265 and that nice guy veneer from the radio 149 00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:31,991 is easy to sustain on the airwaves 150 00:12:31,992 --> 00:12:36,858 but let's face it, we were both just in this for ourselves, 151 00:12:36,859 --> 00:12:38,342 you know, for personal gain. 152 00:12:38,343 --> 00:12:40,276 So I think it's best if I just leave. 153 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:45,765 But although we only had a few hours, 154 00:12:48,698 --> 00:12:51,322 we had the passion of a lifetime. 155 00:12:53,427 --> 00:12:56,776 That's from a film, that last thing you just said, 156 00:12:58,087 --> 00:12:59,709 that's from The Terminator. 157 00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:02,850 You couldn't even be bothered to watch a Rom com 158 00:13:02,851 --> 00:13:04,541 and steal something from that. 159 00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:06,715 You decided to quote a film about a killer cyborg 160 00:13:06,716 --> 00:13:07,925 who travels through time. 161 00:13:10,306 --> 00:13:12,618 It is romantic to be fair, no it is, at the end... 162 00:13:12,619 --> 00:13:14,689 Fuck off Steve. Thanks. 163 00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:19,695 Okay good, I never liked you okay. 164 00:13:20,558 --> 00:13:21,903 Thank you for that Steve. 165 00:13:21,904 --> 00:13:23,802 Good, well thanks for everything. 166 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:24,768 Thank you. 167 00:13:24,769 --> 00:13:26,183 Take care. You too. 168 00:13:26,184 --> 00:13:27,115 I'll get dressed downstairs so don't worry about... 169 00:13:27,116 --> 00:13:28,323 Bye Steve, thank you. 170 00:13:28,324 --> 00:13:29,152 Bye then. 171 00:13:29,153 --> 00:13:30,257 Bye. Good. 172 00:13:31,914 --> 00:13:34,226 Hi, sorry I missed your call, I was in a meeting. 173 00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:36,780 Yeah, yeah, you told me to meet you here at eight, 174 00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:38,023 it's your party mate. 175 00:13:38,024 --> 00:13:39,472 Yeah, how many takers? 176 00:13:39,473 --> 00:13:41,302 A few, not many. 177 00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:42,786 Just a few. 178 00:13:42,787 --> 00:13:43,718 There's a big New Years Eve thing at Cinders, 179 00:13:43,719 --> 00:13:45,271 a lot of people going to that. 180 00:13:45,272 --> 00:13:46,963 Look I've got an investor coming from London, 181 00:13:46,964 --> 00:13:49,862 I need more people there, please Huw, 182 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:52,106 just get me some more fucking people. 183 00:13:52,107 --> 00:13:52,935 Thanks. 184 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,050 Miles, Sunita, whenever you don't call me 185 00:14:05,051 --> 00:14:06,741 for this long I know something's going on. 186 00:14:06,742 --> 00:14:11,022 So I am moderately concerned, call me back, bye. 187 00:14:12,506 --> 00:14:14,887 There's something about this guy you keep calling. 188 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:15,819 Who says it's a guy? 189 00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:17,303 Because your voice goes funny. 190 00:14:17,304 --> 00:14:18,580 It's work thank you. 191 00:14:18,581 --> 00:14:20,203 Yeah, well you're always on the phone. 192 00:14:20,204 --> 00:14:22,343 Am I, do you wanna try and take it back. 193 00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:23,758 Go on, do you wanna try... 194 00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:26,140 This is a holiday alright, so we need to stay 195 00:14:26,141 --> 00:14:27,866 away from technology. 196 00:14:32,216 --> 00:14:34,251 That's bloody Steve. 197 00:14:34,252 --> 00:14:35,321 Hello Steve. 198 00:14:35,322 --> 00:14:36,357 Why did I come back to Wales? 199 00:14:36,358 --> 00:14:37,599 You tell me. 200 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,877 Someone's nicked my fucking car. 201 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,740 Hi Steve. 202 00:14:40,741 --> 00:14:43,502 Oh is that Suny, how's she doing? 203 00:14:43,503 --> 00:14:44,848 Still my sister. 204 00:14:44,849 --> 00:14:45,780 Half sister isn't it. 205 00:14:45,781 --> 00:14:47,471 She has my full protection. 206 00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:50,371 I was just checking mate, how far away are you? 207 00:14:50,372 --> 00:14:51,960 About 45 minutes. 208 00:14:54,169 --> 00:14:55,341 Call me when you're five minutes away, 209 00:14:55,342 --> 00:14:56,446 I'll tell you which pub. 210 00:14:56,447 --> 00:14:59,173 Great. 211 00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:01,797 What, nothing happened Naveen. 212 00:15:02,832 --> 00:15:04,488 Yeah. 213 00:15:33,346 --> 00:15:35,935 Oh that's a big screen, nice. 214 00:15:38,282 --> 00:15:39,454 Would have been nice if we had it earlier. 215 00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:41,077 Excuse me. 216 00:15:41,078 --> 00:15:42,009 I mean that's not just in the movies right, 217 00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:44,149 they do have those situations. 218 00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:46,945 They do have those yes, do you know the budget 219 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,119 that gets allocated to this department? 220 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,604 Seeing as how it officially doesn't exist. 221 00:15:51,605 --> 00:15:54,504 You want to be in agriculture, they get a lot of money. 222 00:15:54,505 --> 00:15:56,230 You should see the size of the TVs and conference 223 00:15:56,231 --> 00:15:57,783 rooms for them. 224 00:15:57,784 --> 00:15:59,543 I hope I'm not out of line here sir, 225 00:15:59,544 --> 00:16:02,650 that file implies that time traveling aliens 226 00:16:02,651 --> 00:16:06,102 are doing experiments on humans and making a power play. 227 00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:07,620 Isn't this an imminent threat? 228 00:16:07,621 --> 00:16:11,038 Not to us, they come at us, you'd be seeing that 229 00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:13,109 on a very big screen. 230 00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:14,489 Weather reports. 231 00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:16,250 Cloud and rain up in Scotland, but due to blow north 232 00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:19,598 not south, you wanna tell me what we're looking for? 233 00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:22,360 You'll know it when you see it. 234 00:16:45,487 --> 00:16:46,315 Hello. 235 00:16:51,182 --> 00:16:52,011 Hello. 236 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:00,640 Hello. 237 00:17:03,229 --> 00:17:04,057 Hello. 238 00:17:09,752 --> 00:17:10,581 Hello. 239 00:17:11,444 --> 00:17:14,550 Jesus. 240 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:20,107 Steve Dennis, good job I hid you could have been 241 00:17:20,108 --> 00:17:21,730 someone coming to rob the place. 242 00:17:23,111 --> 00:17:27,666 Not me, I just broadcast criminally good entertainment. 243 00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:30,118 You remember me from school Steven? 244 00:17:31,429 --> 00:17:36,158 I tried to teach your geography, I failed, but I tried. 245 00:17:38,919 --> 00:17:42,888 Mr. Jones, Robert Jones. 246 00:17:42,889 --> 00:17:45,580 Yes of course, Bobby J, Bob the Bones. 247 00:17:45,581 --> 00:17:47,514 No, I just made that name up. 248 00:17:48,619 --> 00:17:49,584 Alan Thomas. 249 00:17:49,585 --> 00:17:52,139 Yeah, Mr. T. 250 00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,486 Made that one up as well. 251 00:17:55,212 --> 00:17:56,971 Yep, Mr. Jenkins. 252 00:17:56,972 --> 00:17:58,939 Sergeant Jenkins. 253 00:18:00,424 --> 00:18:03,046 Got my old job as a copper back. 254 00:18:03,047 --> 00:18:06,981 Plus I own the pub. 255 00:18:06,982 --> 00:18:09,570 Right, well congratulations. 256 00:18:09,571 --> 00:18:11,365 I'm on duty tonight. 257 00:18:11,366 --> 00:18:12,745 Oh I'm sorry. 258 00:18:12,746 --> 00:18:17,751 No, I love it, feel of the streets. 259 00:18:20,168 --> 00:18:21,927 Well it's just the one street really isn't it, 260 00:18:21,928 --> 00:18:23,273 and a few lanes. 261 00:18:23,274 --> 00:18:28,175 Parties, noise complaints, I'll be on that. 262 00:18:28,176 --> 00:18:30,453 You're having a party aren't you Steven? 263 00:18:30,454 --> 00:18:33,284 Just a little shindig, nothing um, 264 00:18:36,184 --> 00:18:39,358 warming up from about 3 PM, mellow stuff initially 265 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:41,360 before we kick into the drum and base. 266 00:18:41,361 --> 00:18:42,810 Might have to stop by. 267 00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:44,674 Yeah do when your shifts done, 268 00:18:44,675 --> 00:18:45,847 I'll save you a few drinks. 269 00:18:45,848 --> 00:18:49,680 Check on the noise, bye bye now. 270 00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:53,200 I actually just fancied a pint. 271 00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:54,305 Tata. Okay. 272 00:18:56,859 --> 00:18:58,102 Nice to see you sir. 273 00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:09,044 Twat. 274 00:19:21,781 --> 00:19:23,161 So how you been Suny everything alright? 275 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,059 Yeah, good, you? 276 00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:27,786 Yeah great, really great, good thanks. 277 00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:30,996 Now to Steve Dennis the microphone menace. 278 00:19:30,997 --> 00:19:33,343 Hey it's me, it's the show. 279 00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:36,346 Not live obviously because we're in the car. 280 00:19:36,347 --> 00:19:38,556 Pre-recorded that's what we call that. 281 00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:40,902 Soon I'll be menacing again 282 00:19:40,903 --> 00:19:42,387 when I phone some feminists 283 00:19:42,388 --> 00:19:45,700 to ask for their bra sizes, if you're gonna burn 'em, 284 00:19:45,701 --> 00:19:47,185 got to earn 'em. 285 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,877 Now we've had lots of emails in for Steve's... 286 00:19:49,878 --> 00:19:51,844 There he is. 287 00:19:51,845 --> 00:19:54,158 What is your favorite hole? 288 00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:56,609 You can park over there. 289 00:19:57,575 --> 00:19:58,817 That's Naveen. 290 00:19:58,818 --> 00:20:00,405 Didn't you used to work the Viceroy? 291 00:20:00,406 --> 00:20:03,304 No, no, no he didn't, no that's a mate of mine from London 292 00:20:03,305 --> 00:20:05,306 with tons of cash and that's his sister. 293 00:20:05,307 --> 00:20:07,860 So no, none of your jokes alright. 294 00:20:07,861 --> 00:20:09,276 What jokes? 295 00:20:09,277 --> 00:20:11,761 Any of the ones that you tell. 296 00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:15,490 ♪ Burned by my velvet dreams 297 00:20:17,871 --> 00:20:19,597 He's not using a turn table? 298 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:23,048 Well turn tables were out, and then they were in, 299 00:20:23,049 --> 00:20:26,189 and now they're, well actually they're still in, 300 00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:28,122 we just couldn't get one, could we Tony. 301 00:20:28,123 --> 00:20:29,192 Nah. 302 00:20:29,193 --> 00:20:30,642 And you know Steve how? 303 00:20:30,643 --> 00:20:33,300 Friends of his moms, and we run the local B&B. 304 00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:34,818 If his venture gets off the ground, 305 00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:36,406 then we'll give his guest DJs a discount, 306 00:20:36,407 --> 00:20:37,407 won't we Ton. 307 00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:38,270 Aye. 308 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,133 His venture? 309 00:20:39,134 --> 00:20:40,617 Yeah, Valley Palace. 310 00:20:40,618 --> 00:20:41,584 Sorry? 311 00:20:41,585 --> 00:20:44,103 VIP Nightclubs in the valleys. 312 00:20:44,104 --> 00:20:45,553 He wants to set something up back here 313 00:20:45,554 --> 00:20:48,211 what with them probably firing him in London you know. 314 00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:49,558 Oh my fucking mouth. 315 00:20:52,181 --> 00:20:54,598 Hi, is there a corkscrew anywhere? 316 00:20:55,702 --> 00:20:56,944 Sorry? 317 00:20:56,945 --> 00:20:59,291 A corkscrew? Corkscrew? 318 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,500 Yeah, yeah, I bought some wine. 319 00:21:01,501 --> 00:21:03,158 Yeah I know what it's for. 320 00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:05,815 Don't say anything will you. 321 00:21:05,816 --> 00:21:07,023 Of course not. 322 00:21:07,024 --> 00:21:09,440 Stick some 90s stuff on Steve, oh, oh. 323 00:21:11,753 --> 00:21:13,548 So there is a corkscrew yeah? 324 00:21:14,825 --> 00:21:16,723 No, sorry. 325 00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:22,418 ♪ Ain't got much money, 326 00:21:22,419 --> 00:21:23,936 ♪ Got some David Bowie, 327 00:21:23,937 --> 00:21:25,766 ♪ Now the whole damn bar's singing bad karaoke ♪ 328 00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:28,769 ♪ Like oh you pretty things 329 00:21:28,770 --> 00:21:32,082 ♪ Does anybody in here wanna buy me chicken wings ♪ 330 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,119 ♪ Enough about supper all I need is ♪ 331 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:35,914 ♪ Barkeep pour me another 332 00:21:35,915 --> 00:21:39,193 ♪ Back to the club would you take him for a sucker ♪ 333 00:21:42,991 --> 00:21:44,095 Hey there. Hey. 334 00:21:46,581 --> 00:21:47,891 Still at the travel agent? 335 00:21:47,892 --> 00:21:48,686 Yep. 336 00:21:50,447 --> 00:21:51,723 Valley Palace. 337 00:21:51,724 --> 00:21:53,725 No, fucking Ryan. 338 00:21:53,726 --> 00:21:55,140 Is that why I'm down here? 339 00:21:55,141 --> 00:21:56,383 What do you mean? 340 00:21:56,384 --> 00:21:57,970 Because of Nav, he could invest 341 00:21:57,971 --> 00:21:59,834 and it would seem odd not to invite me. 342 00:21:59,835 --> 00:22:01,284 I thought you both might like a nice weekend 343 00:22:01,285 --> 00:22:02,803 out of the city. 344 00:22:02,804 --> 00:22:04,943 I don't know why you act so weird around me Steve. 345 00:22:04,944 --> 00:22:06,151 Is it because something happened, 346 00:22:06,152 --> 00:22:07,705 or because not enough happened? 347 00:22:08,982 --> 00:22:13,401 Here's the thing Suni, you, me, we, 348 00:22:14,505 --> 00:22:17,404 had a great few moments but ultimately 349 00:22:17,405 --> 00:22:20,199 each person had to protect their own interests. 350 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,787 When you think about it we were both just in it 351 00:22:21,788 --> 00:22:22,754 for ourselves. 352 00:22:22,755 --> 00:22:24,100 Unbelievable. 353 00:22:24,101 --> 00:22:25,584 Thank you. 354 00:22:25,585 --> 00:22:27,172 You said the same thing to me the next morning. 355 00:22:27,173 --> 00:22:29,657 The funny thing is you probably don't even remember 356 00:22:29,658 --> 00:22:32,591 what happened, would you like me to remind you? 357 00:22:32,592 --> 00:22:36,940 No, if I could potentially not be full of shit 358 00:22:36,941 --> 00:22:38,563 do you think it might be possible to... 359 00:22:38,564 --> 00:22:40,668 Excuse me can you turn the music down please. 360 00:22:40,669 --> 00:22:43,015 Ah, hello again. 361 00:22:43,016 --> 00:22:44,914 Agnes, Agnes Dee. 362 00:22:44,915 --> 00:22:47,744 Very good, Agnes Davis, it is printed 363 00:22:47,745 --> 00:22:49,436 on all the red gas bills in the hallway 364 00:22:49,437 --> 00:22:50,955 so you're not exactly Sherlock. 365 00:22:52,301 --> 00:22:53,475 Go back inside shall I. 366 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:55,201 I'm comin' in. 367 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,204 Hello. Hi. 368 00:22:59,205 --> 00:23:01,344 Agnes D, see told you I remembered your name. 369 00:23:01,345 --> 00:23:03,139 My dad lives on the next farm, 370 00:23:03,140 --> 00:23:04,313 he wants the music off. 371 00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:07,039 Can I do anything to change his mind? 372 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,214 He's a raging alcoholic, I could take him 373 00:23:09,215 --> 00:23:11,906 a bottle of vodka to act as a sort of sedative. 374 00:23:11,907 --> 00:23:15,082 But in return I would require a bottle for myself 375 00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:18,982 and an invitation to this doubtless amazing party. 376 00:23:18,983 --> 00:23:20,259 Um. 377 00:23:20,260 --> 00:23:21,502 Oh go on, I'll even throw in a cover story 378 00:23:21,503 --> 00:23:22,952 about how we're just platonic friends, 379 00:23:22,953 --> 00:23:24,712 so you can try and shag the Indian bird, 380 00:23:24,713 --> 00:23:26,231 she's very pretty. 381 00:23:26,232 --> 00:23:27,302 We're just friends. 382 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:31,686 We're all just friends. 383 00:23:34,585 --> 00:23:35,414 This way. 384 00:23:37,139 --> 00:23:37,968 Yeah. 385 00:23:51,913 --> 00:23:53,259 So all that... 386 00:23:55,123 --> 00:23:56,780 I thought you were in the hallway. 387 00:23:59,023 --> 00:24:01,923 No you're mistaken. 388 00:24:07,342 --> 00:24:08,170 Right. 389 00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:11,207 Just had a large cloud mass form over Calais 390 00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:14,314 within seconds moving west. 391 00:24:15,592 --> 00:24:17,247 Here it comes. 392 00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:19,526 Smells good, what's on it? 393 00:24:19,527 --> 00:24:21,320 Pepperoni. 394 00:24:21,321 --> 00:24:23,945 Vegetarian, thanks for checking. 395 00:24:27,362 --> 00:24:30,295 Huw, stop drinking now, alright, that's it, 396 00:24:30,296 --> 00:24:34,575 nice big smiles, one, two, three. 397 00:24:34,576 --> 00:24:36,370 Happy New Year. 398 00:24:36,371 --> 00:24:38,304 Happy new Year. 399 00:24:40,927 --> 00:24:42,272 Good. Give us a look then, 400 00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:43,516 give us a look. 401 00:24:52,801 --> 00:24:57,633 ♪ Tonight 402 00:24:57,634 --> 00:25:02,465 ♪ Whoa 403 00:25:02,466 --> 00:25:04,364 ♪ Whoa 404 00:25:12,994 --> 00:25:17,999 ♪ Tonight 405 00:25:21,865 --> 00:25:25,005 ♪ I know you love me for a 406 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,470 Bit quiet for New Years Eve isn't it? 407 00:25:48,616 --> 00:25:53,586 Normally packed in here, fucking Steve Dennis. 408 00:25:54,069 --> 00:25:54,898 Sorry. 409 00:25:57,141 --> 00:25:59,039 Another shandy? 410 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,731 No I'm fine with this one thanks. 411 00:26:02,077 --> 00:26:05,115 Well, I'm fine with my scotch. 412 00:26:06,806 --> 00:26:07,635 Right. 413 00:26:08,670 --> 00:26:09,843 Can I ask you a question? 414 00:26:09,844 --> 00:26:11,085 What? 415 00:26:11,086 --> 00:26:13,019 Is anyone round here having a party? 416 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,298 Do you recognize any of these people? 417 00:26:18,922 --> 00:26:20,163 Never seen them. 418 00:26:20,164 --> 00:26:21,820 Okay great stuff, 419 00:26:21,821 --> 00:26:23,304 Right. 420 00:26:23,305 --> 00:26:24,582 And it wouldn't be new years eve without some odd 421 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,342 phone calls, here we have some listeners 422 00:26:26,343 --> 00:26:29,104 reporting UFO's in Neath. 423 00:26:30,002 --> 00:26:31,381 Neath. 424 00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:33,592 Mr. Barnes, you gonna pay for that shandy. 425 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,595 Alright, I love what you've done with the place, 426 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:40,495 really nice, tinsel, Happy New Year. 427 00:26:41,669 --> 00:26:43,049 Fucking weirdo. 428 00:27:05,347 --> 00:27:06,176 Hello! 429 00:27:11,699 --> 00:27:12,492 Hello! 430 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,412 If this is Huw having a girly giggle, 431 00:27:36,585 --> 00:27:38,346 I will plant mushrooms on you, 432 00:27:41,038 --> 00:27:44,869 fucking will as well! 433 00:28:21,941 --> 00:28:25,185 What the fuck are you playing at? 434 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:32,952 How you doing? 435 00:28:35,058 --> 00:28:37,335 It's the microphone menace. 436 00:28:37,336 --> 00:28:39,096 That's right it is me. 437 00:28:40,477 --> 00:28:43,203 So boys grab your girls, boys grab your boys whatever, 438 00:28:43,204 --> 00:28:46,275 I don't judge, almost that time of the evening 439 00:28:46,276 --> 00:28:49,210 where I get to wish you a Happy New Year. 440 00:28:50,590 --> 00:28:52,799 Alright let's do this, let's start this countdown. 441 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,008 10, nine... 442 00:28:55,181 --> 00:28:57,044 Whoa, whoa you're 30 seconds out Steve, 443 00:28:57,045 --> 00:28:58,563 it says on my app. 444 00:28:58,564 --> 00:29:02,222 Oh, I'm 30 seconds off, that's fine, I can fill, 445 00:29:02,223 --> 00:29:03,431 I can do this. Yeah. 446 00:29:06,434 --> 00:29:08,193 Thank you's I guess. 447 00:29:08,194 --> 00:29:10,575 Nav, Suni I love you guys coming all the way 448 00:29:10,576 --> 00:29:13,164 from London, you are brilliant thank you. 449 00:29:13,165 --> 00:29:15,683 Ryan and of course the gorgeous Tommy 450 00:29:15,684 --> 00:29:17,893 offering wonderful deals at the Peacock B&B. 451 00:29:17,894 --> 00:29:21,344 Go and stay there if you're gonna stay anywhere. 452 00:29:21,345 --> 00:29:24,451 And who else, oh yes, there he is, the main man, 453 00:29:24,452 --> 00:29:26,418 Selwyn Reese and his fried fish. 454 00:29:26,419 --> 00:29:27,661 Yeah. 455 00:29:27,662 --> 00:29:29,836 If you want a piece of skate, get to my mate, 456 00:29:29,837 --> 00:29:31,078 I think have I done it, that's it, 457 00:29:31,079 --> 00:29:33,322 okay let's go, let's countdown proper. 458 00:29:33,323 --> 00:29:37,844 10, nine, eight, seven. 459 00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:41,641 Happy New Year. 460 00:29:42,884 --> 00:29:45,817 Alright, alright, everyone calm down, 461 00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:48,406 that's fine, just stay in doors, don't go outside, 462 00:29:48,407 --> 00:29:50,097 we'll work out what this is. 463 00:29:50,098 --> 00:29:52,273 I'll be back with you soon, thanks, thanks. 464 00:29:56,864 --> 00:29:57,692 Sorry, sorry. 465 00:30:01,213 --> 00:30:02,041 Stevo. 466 00:30:10,256 --> 00:30:14,363 Oh. 467 00:30:19,783 --> 00:30:21,301 What? 468 00:30:21,302 --> 00:30:23,028 What just happened. 469 00:30:36,317 --> 00:30:37,111 What? 470 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,909 Come in Steve, it might start up again. 471 00:30:42,910 --> 00:30:46,636 I'm a valley boy Rye, not afraid of a few drops. 472 00:30:46,637 --> 00:30:48,638 If you're such a proud valley boy, 473 00:30:48,639 --> 00:30:49,950 how come you changed your accent 474 00:30:49,951 --> 00:30:51,883 the minute you moved to London? 475 00:30:51,884 --> 00:30:52,850 What? 476 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,023 You used to sound like me. 477 00:30:54,024 --> 00:30:55,025 What's up there? 478 00:30:57,096 --> 00:30:58,132 Can you see anything? 479 00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:07,210 Shit! 480 00:31:09,005 --> 00:31:13,180 Fuck me. Sorry. 481 00:31:13,181 --> 00:31:14,700 Is that a spear? 482 00:31:17,634 --> 00:31:18,462 Maasai. 483 00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:21,292 What? 484 00:31:21,293 --> 00:31:24,365 It's in Ecola, it's short for close attacks. 485 00:31:25,711 --> 00:31:30,301 African Maasai tribe, see the blade has 486 00:31:30,302 --> 00:31:31,579 a distinctive fish shape. 487 00:31:33,753 --> 00:31:34,996 Masters in anthropology. 488 00:31:36,515 --> 00:31:37,929 Yeah well don't take it inside, 489 00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:39,311 I've only rented the place. 490 00:31:42,314 --> 00:31:44,936 Sunita, you're keeping odd hours. 491 00:31:44,937 --> 00:31:46,524 Sorry to disturb you sir. 492 00:31:46,525 --> 00:31:48,043 I take it this isn't a drink and dial 493 00:31:48,044 --> 00:31:50,562 to say how much you appreciate me as your new boss. 494 00:31:50,563 --> 00:31:52,496 We may have a Canary incident sir. 495 00:31:55,016 --> 00:31:56,534 May have a what? 496 00:31:56,535 --> 00:31:58,053 This would make it the second after Rendlesham sir. 497 00:31:58,054 --> 00:32:00,952 Do not mention Rendlesham. 498 00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:04,024 Rendlesham was a long time ago, it's probably best forgotten 499 00:32:04,025 --> 00:32:06,233 two soldiers from two countries disappeared, 500 00:32:06,234 --> 00:32:09,409 we had to tell their families they died in a train accident. 501 00:32:09,410 --> 00:32:10,997 Oh the Yanks kicked up a fuss. 502 00:32:10,998 --> 00:32:13,309 It has a similar MO sir, foreign corpse, 503 00:32:13,310 --> 00:32:15,380 sudden impact, no sign of aircraft. 504 00:32:15,381 --> 00:32:16,657 How can you tell? 505 00:32:16,658 --> 00:32:17,658 It just fell on the party I'm at. 506 00:32:17,659 --> 00:32:19,108 On the house. 507 00:32:19,109 --> 00:32:20,868 Bit weird in it? 508 00:32:20,869 --> 00:32:21,869 That's putting it mildly. 509 00:32:21,870 --> 00:32:24,182 Oh look at me with my red wine 510 00:32:24,183 --> 00:32:25,943 and my long words. 511 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:26,978 Have you got a problem mate? 512 00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:28,947 Yeah I fucking have actually. 513 00:32:29,844 --> 00:32:32,259 Why don't we step outside. 514 00:32:32,260 --> 00:32:33,468 We are outside. 515 00:32:36,713 --> 00:32:38,438 And what can you confirm about the body? 516 00:32:38,439 --> 00:32:41,337 I can't quite yet sir, it's still on the roof. 517 00:32:41,338 --> 00:32:43,063 It did drop this though. 518 00:32:43,064 --> 00:32:44,306 There's something on the roof 519 00:32:44,307 --> 00:32:45,929 that may or may not be a corpse, 520 00:32:47,103 --> 00:32:48,551 and you have a funny looking stick. 521 00:32:48,552 --> 00:32:49,863 Sir... Oh I knew 522 00:32:49,864 --> 00:32:51,554 you should never have lead me to the Yanks. 523 00:32:51,555 --> 00:32:53,039 They filled your head with spaceships. 524 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,179 A Viennese boatman dropped on Rendlesham in 1980, 525 00:32:55,180 --> 00:32:59,079 then disappeared in 96, they tracked him, definite ID. 526 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,839 Yes, says your friend Miles Kendrick, 527 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,463 who for some reason only has a level five clearance. 528 00:33:03,464 --> 00:33:07,501 Sunita listen, aliens don't exist, 529 00:33:07,502 --> 00:33:09,883 time travel does not exist. 530 00:33:09,884 --> 00:33:10,816 Happy New Year. 531 00:33:11,955 --> 00:33:14,406 Get a towel, you don't mix red and white... 532 00:33:15,752 --> 00:33:17,028 Oh you're fucking asking for it pal. 533 00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:18,202 Yeah. 534 00:33:18,203 --> 00:33:19,030 Yeah I'll knock that little smug look 535 00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:20,273 right off your face. 536 00:33:20,274 --> 00:33:21,067 Alright just back off man. 537 00:33:21,068 --> 00:33:22,171 Yeah you back off. 538 00:33:22,172 --> 00:33:23,724 Huw, Huw mate please. 539 00:33:23,725 --> 00:33:27,280 Oh what so it's fine if you're a famous fucking DJ 540 00:33:27,281 --> 00:33:29,730 or a rich knob but if you work in a pub 541 00:33:29,731 --> 00:33:31,180 you can fuck off is it. 542 00:33:31,181 --> 00:33:33,838 He's not gonna give you his money anyway, 543 00:33:33,839 --> 00:33:37,117 your Valley Club ideas fucking rubbish. 544 00:33:37,118 --> 00:33:38,395 Fuck! Fuck! 545 00:33:39,914 --> 00:33:43,849 Fucking hell I'm so sorry, that was me again. 546 00:33:48,888 --> 00:33:50,131 What is that? 547 00:33:53,721 --> 00:33:56,585 What the fucks going on here in Wales? 548 00:33:56,586 --> 00:33:57,794 Is this normal? 549 00:34:01,522 --> 00:34:02,350 Fuck sake. 550 00:34:20,368 --> 00:34:21,197 What now? 551 00:34:22,888 --> 00:34:24,200 Observe and report. 552 00:34:25,649 --> 00:34:26,580 That's it? 553 00:34:26,581 --> 00:34:27,617 Orders. 554 00:34:28,790 --> 00:34:30,032 I can't do my job if I don't know 555 00:34:30,033 --> 00:34:31,240 what the objective is. 556 00:34:31,241 --> 00:34:32,759 You've been told exactly what... 557 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,209 What is your job title? 558 00:34:34,210 --> 00:34:36,280 Same as you, analyst. 559 00:34:36,281 --> 00:34:38,213 Really, you look like you analyze people 560 00:34:38,214 --> 00:34:39,524 who are tied to a chair. 561 00:34:39,525 --> 00:34:40,594 What are we doing here? 562 00:34:40,595 --> 00:34:44,082 Listen to me. 563 00:34:52,435 --> 00:34:54,436 Can you hear me, hello yeah. 564 00:34:54,437 --> 00:34:58,199 My names Huw Richards, I'm a barman at the Cross Keys, 565 00:34:59,545 --> 00:35:02,754 that's not important, look a dead black man 566 00:35:02,755 --> 00:35:05,688 just fell out of the sky onto my house. 567 00:35:05,689 --> 00:35:08,346 Well it's not actually my house, I'm renting it, 568 00:35:08,347 --> 00:35:10,417 and also there was this rain right, 569 00:35:10,418 --> 00:35:12,833 and then it just turned off like it was a big 570 00:35:12,834 --> 00:35:15,008 fucking tap in the sky or something. 571 00:35:15,009 --> 00:35:19,186 So can you send coppers, an ambulance, hello. 572 00:35:21,981 --> 00:35:22,912 Oh I got cut off. 573 00:35:22,913 --> 00:35:23,844 Yeah or they've hung up. 574 00:35:23,845 --> 00:35:25,156 I'll try calling them. 575 00:35:25,157 --> 00:35:26,089 Steve. Yeah. 576 00:35:27,194 --> 00:35:29,056 I need to make sure my dad's okay. 577 00:35:29,057 --> 00:35:30,679 No one's going out there til we know what's going on. 578 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,957 I've seen the body, that's not gonna hurt me is it? 579 00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:34,441 Yeah but Agnes seriously. 580 00:35:34,442 --> 00:35:36,650 Look, if one of those has fallen on my dads roof 581 00:35:36,651 --> 00:35:37,721 he's gonna freak out. 582 00:35:39,861 --> 00:35:40,828 I'll go with you. 583 00:35:48,422 --> 00:35:50,112 We should all go, it could get worse. 584 00:35:50,113 --> 00:35:52,149 Uh, it could get a lot worse outside actually, 585 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:53,426 besides we don't want to see a dead body 586 00:35:53,427 --> 00:35:54,703 thank you very much. 587 00:35:54,704 --> 00:35:56,256 Look the other way then, scaredy poof. 588 00:35:56,257 --> 00:35:57,533 Do you want a fucking beating? 589 00:35:57,534 --> 00:35:59,259 As if you could. 590 00:35:59,260 --> 00:36:01,088 I'm black belt in Wing Chun. 591 00:36:01,089 --> 00:36:02,987 What's that, fucking flower arranging. 592 00:36:02,988 --> 00:36:06,232 Boys, Nav what'd they say. 593 00:36:06,233 --> 00:36:07,889 I don't think they believed me. 594 00:36:09,270 --> 00:36:10,926 You're a nutter sis. 595 00:36:10,927 --> 00:36:11,755 We'll be fine. 596 00:36:24,492 --> 00:36:26,390 We stay together, we stay together. 597 00:36:26,391 --> 00:36:27,805 There's nothing out there. 598 00:36:27,806 --> 00:36:29,220 We stay inside. There's nothing out there. 599 00:36:29,221 --> 00:36:31,878 Wing Chung There's nothing out there. 600 00:36:31,879 --> 00:36:33,259 We stay inside. There's nothing out there. 601 00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:35,330 We stay together. There's nothing out there. 602 00:36:35,331 --> 00:36:37,539 Win Chung. We stay inside. 603 00:36:37,540 --> 00:36:39,403 So how do you know Steve? 604 00:36:39,404 --> 00:36:41,301 Is he really worth talking about? 605 00:36:41,302 --> 00:36:44,304 No actually, what do you do in London? 606 00:36:44,305 --> 00:36:45,650 Travel agent. 607 00:36:45,651 --> 00:36:46,480 Really? 608 00:36:47,343 --> 00:36:48,550 What about you? 609 00:36:48,551 --> 00:36:49,482 I work for the local paper. 610 00:36:49,483 --> 00:36:51,380 Oh, a journalist. 611 00:36:51,381 --> 00:36:54,212 Councils Binbag Blunder, hardly Watergate. 612 00:36:55,351 --> 00:36:57,215 I can tell when people are lying though. 613 00:36:59,286 --> 00:37:00,907 I still can't get signal. 614 00:37:00,908 --> 00:37:02,667 Just gonna check Lisa hasn't burnt down the B&B. 615 00:37:02,668 --> 00:37:04,117 Your phone is shit. 616 00:37:04,118 --> 00:37:04,945 Where's yours? 617 00:37:04,946 --> 00:37:05,775 In the car. 618 00:37:07,501 --> 00:37:10,883 Be careful it's muddy 619 00:37:14,335 --> 00:37:15,888 Love you. Yeah whatever. 620 00:37:21,135 --> 00:37:24,931 ♪ Are you from Scotland, nu, I am from Wales. ♪ 621 00:37:24,932 --> 00:37:25,967 Alright mate. Fuck off. 622 00:37:30,696 --> 00:37:32,559 ♪ Are you from England, no 623 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,389 ♪ Are you from Scotland, no 624 00:37:34,390 --> 00:37:36,218 ♪ Are you from Ireland, no 625 00:37:36,219 --> 00:37:38,462 ♪ I'm from fucking Wales. 626 00:37:43,813 --> 00:37:45,366 Ah there you are. 627 00:37:54,341 --> 00:37:56,203 Got you, you little fucker. 628 00:38:06,663 --> 00:38:07,492 Please! 629 00:38:30,653 --> 00:38:32,688 Do you mind if I go in on my own, 630 00:38:32,689 --> 00:38:34,207 my dad might be? 631 00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:35,036 Sure. 632 00:38:37,384 --> 00:38:39,108 The assailant wore a yellow mac... 633 00:38:39,109 --> 00:38:40,317 Dad. 634 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,042 And appears pale and crazed. 635 00:38:42,043 --> 00:38:43,458 I don't think he's anyone's catch of the day. 636 00:38:43,459 --> 00:38:44,874 Dad, you awake? 637 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:57,749 Dad. 638 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:05,343 Dad? 639 00:39:15,525 --> 00:39:20,116 Dad. 640 00:39:56,394 --> 00:40:00,569 Gerrant, come too, it's a party, it's a party. 641 00:40:00,570 --> 00:40:02,503 Let's get drunk and make some mistakes. 642 00:40:03,987 --> 00:40:06,300 Slightly inappropriate time to be taking Es. 643 00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:10,717 NHS, when did you call the police? 644 00:40:10,718 --> 00:40:11,892 Half an hour ago. 645 00:40:13,859 --> 00:40:16,310 Brilliant, hardly anything. 646 00:40:18,795 --> 00:40:21,073 You know this isn't exactly how I planned it, 647 00:40:22,178 --> 00:40:23,385 and Huw and everything I... 648 00:40:23,386 --> 00:40:25,629 Did you really used to sound like him? 649 00:40:25,630 --> 00:40:29,460 Yeah a bit, but no London station 650 00:40:29,461 --> 00:40:32,221 wants a DJ sounding like that now do they. 651 00:40:32,222 --> 00:40:33,395 Suni's always sounded the same, 652 00:40:33,396 --> 00:40:35,639 but I grew up sounding like my mom. 653 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:39,401 I got picked on big time, kids doing impressions of me, 654 00:40:39,402 --> 00:40:41,473 they sounded more Welsh then Indian. 655 00:40:42,716 --> 00:40:44,372 I changed the way I spoke to fit in, 656 00:40:46,064 --> 00:40:47,548 Suni'd never have cared though. 657 00:40:48,756 --> 00:40:51,172 I suppose that's why I'm so protective of her. 658 00:40:53,761 --> 00:40:54,831 Not that she needs it. 659 00:41:11,227 --> 00:41:12,676 Pale and crazed. 660 00:41:20,961 --> 00:41:22,513 Pale and crazed. 661 00:42:09,009 --> 00:42:10,699 Getting some reports on the ground. 662 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:11,873 We have people there? 663 00:42:11,874 --> 00:42:15,428 Just the local police, reports of bodies 664 00:42:15,429 --> 00:42:18,294 falling from the sky, civilians with stab wounds. 665 00:42:30,375 --> 00:42:31,203 Shit. 666 00:42:35,483 --> 00:42:39,245 I want as many feeds as we can, satellite, HCL, traffic, 667 00:42:39,246 --> 00:42:40,074 whatever we got. 668 00:42:41,731 --> 00:42:45,976 It's a party, it's a happy, happy New Year party. 669 00:42:45,977 --> 00:42:50,982 2015, and all the Londoners coming down, 670 00:42:52,155 --> 00:42:54,363 ooh look at me I've got nice hair 671 00:42:54,364 --> 00:42:55,779 and my sister's fit. 672 00:42:55,780 --> 00:42:56,919 Hey, cork it. 673 00:42:58,645 --> 00:43:00,128 But I haven't finished my set yet. 674 00:43:00,129 --> 00:43:02,095 Why haven't we had any complaints? 675 00:43:02,096 --> 00:43:03,338 What? 676 00:43:03,339 --> 00:43:04,892 The neighbors, and where's Tommy? 677 00:43:06,342 --> 00:43:10,000 I don't know mate, I do not keep track of all the gays. 678 00:43:10,001 --> 00:43:12,071 I've been working on a series of adventure novels 679 00:43:12,072 --> 00:43:14,142 about this sort of DJ explorer. 680 00:43:14,143 --> 00:43:15,350 I could write you one. 681 00:43:15,351 --> 00:43:16,765 Have you seen my waste of a boyfriend? 682 00:43:16,766 --> 00:43:17,836 Not for a while no. 683 00:43:19,044 --> 00:43:21,114 If he's found the weed in the car. 684 00:43:21,115 --> 00:43:21,944 Thomas. 685 00:43:23,773 --> 00:43:25,671 Maybe I could write like a chapter where... 686 00:43:25,672 --> 00:43:28,053 Stop talking Steve. Yeah, happy New Year. 687 00:43:30,331 --> 00:43:32,748 Thomas you found the fucking hash didn't you? 688 00:43:34,888 --> 00:43:35,716 Thomas! 689 00:43:47,038 --> 00:43:47,866 Fuck. 690 00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:22,729 Come on! 691 00:44:54,553 --> 00:44:56,694 Come on. What the fuck. 692 00:45:18,923 --> 00:45:19,751 David. 693 00:45:29,934 --> 00:45:32,211 This isn't a true representation of Valley Palace. 694 00:45:32,212 --> 00:45:33,730 Shut up Steve. 695 00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:35,041 You know, Huw promised me like 600 guests, honestly. 696 00:45:35,042 --> 00:45:35,871 Shut up Steve. 697 00:45:38,011 --> 00:45:38,942 You alright Sis? 698 00:45:38,943 --> 00:45:40,426 Where's the key for the door? 699 00:45:40,427 --> 00:45:42,704 Something's chasing us, it just killed Tommy. 700 00:45:42,705 --> 00:45:44,016 Fuck I'm gonna hide, see you. 701 00:45:44,017 --> 00:45:45,812 We need to stay together. 702 00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:52,127 There's nothing out there. 703 00:45:52,128 --> 00:45:53,370 We stay inside. 704 00:45:53,371 --> 00:45:54,889 I don't know what all the noise is about 705 00:45:54,890 --> 00:45:58,513 but I'm going outside to get myself some more beer. 706 00:46:43,593 --> 00:46:47,287 ♪ I see the rain falling down 707 00:47:10,793 --> 00:47:11,621 Shit. 708 00:47:18,594 --> 00:47:21,252 Get it please, get it. 709 00:47:35,128 --> 00:47:36,232 Shit, shit. 710 00:49:03,871 --> 00:49:06,045 Jesus, fuck off. What? 711 00:49:06,046 --> 00:49:08,013 This is my hiding place, fuck off. 712 00:49:08,014 --> 00:49:09,462 Where are I gonna hide? 713 00:49:09,463 --> 00:49:10,498 Not my problem. 714 00:49:10,499 --> 00:49:12,949 I'll give you a fucking problem, budge up. 715 00:49:20,026 --> 00:49:21,923 Fuck off. No go. 716 00:49:21,924 --> 00:49:23,857 Jesus, fucking, fuck. 717 00:50:15,529 --> 00:50:18,187 There was a fucking corkscrew. 718 00:50:29,543 --> 00:50:31,890 Come on, come on, come on. 719 00:50:35,411 --> 00:50:39,207 I got him, I got him, get the spear. 720 00:50:39,208 --> 00:50:40,554 Get the fucking spear. 721 00:50:42,798 --> 00:50:44,248 I can't find it. 722 00:50:45,456 --> 00:50:50,288 I can't hold him, I can't hold him. 723 00:51:17,936 --> 00:51:18,765 Oh fuck. 724 00:51:50,831 --> 00:51:55,802 Shit. 725 00:52:05,950 --> 00:52:06,882 You cunt. 726 00:52:43,850 --> 00:52:47,681 Fucking touch my mustache you fucking prick. 727 00:52:55,206 --> 00:52:56,069 Found it. 728 00:53:26,272 --> 00:53:28,377 What the fuck are they? 729 00:53:29,551 --> 00:53:32,761 I don't know, just want them to go away. 730 00:53:40,044 --> 00:53:41,596 Sunita. We've been attacked. 731 00:53:41,597 --> 00:53:43,184 If you would like me to call them terrorists 732 00:53:43,185 --> 00:53:44,565 instead of aliens I will. 733 00:53:44,566 --> 00:53:46,946 I believe you, a corpse similar to the one 734 00:53:46,947 --> 00:53:49,190 you encountered landed only two miles from here. 735 00:53:49,191 --> 00:53:52,297 We are in lockdown, I've got no agents within 736 00:53:52,298 --> 00:53:55,265 a 20 mile radius of you, but I'm tracking you okay. 737 00:53:55,266 --> 00:53:56,749 I'm tracking you and I've informed local police. 738 00:53:56,750 --> 00:53:58,303 Police are otherwise occupied sir. 739 00:53:58,304 --> 00:54:00,995 Sunita listen, listen, it seems the higher ups 740 00:54:00,996 --> 00:54:03,998 haven't been entirely honest with either of us. 741 00:54:03,999 --> 00:54:06,691 Rendlesham wasn't the first incident. 742 00:54:18,531 --> 00:54:21,291 Hey the phone reception was rubbish 743 00:54:21,292 --> 00:54:23,880 and now it's totally gone because of the weather right. 744 00:54:23,881 --> 00:54:26,503 That relies on transmissions through the air. 745 00:54:26,504 --> 00:54:28,402 Internet is mainly cables underground. 746 00:54:28,403 --> 00:54:31,508 There's no Wi-Fi here, but I'm picking up a signal 747 00:54:31,509 --> 00:54:33,130 in another house, really faint. 748 00:54:33,131 --> 00:54:35,305 You wanna what, email the police? 749 00:54:35,306 --> 00:54:36,272 No I want to get hold of someone 750 00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:38,032 who might know all about this. 751 00:54:38,033 --> 00:54:40,966 Oh yeah, like hello we've been attacked and killed 752 00:54:40,967 --> 00:54:43,348 by vampire fisherman, do you have an opinion on that. 753 00:54:43,349 --> 00:54:45,004 Only my friend Sunita thinks it might be 754 00:54:45,005 --> 00:54:46,282 your area of expertise. 755 00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:47,111 Shut up Steve. 756 00:54:48,112 --> 00:54:49,630 Look we all know at this point 757 00:54:49,631 --> 00:54:51,217 that I don't actually work for a travel agents right. 758 00:54:51,218 --> 00:54:53,910 Yeah, I was wondering when you were gonna tell me. 759 00:54:53,911 --> 00:54:55,050 So what are you then? 760 00:54:56,741 --> 00:54:57,570 MOD. 761 00:54:59,365 --> 00:55:00,917 You've got a Masters of Interior Design? 762 00:55:00,918 --> 00:55:03,264 Ministry of Defense you fucking knob, 763 00:55:03,265 --> 00:55:04,748 where's the I in that? 764 00:55:04,749 --> 00:55:07,406 Piss off, do I look like I belong in a spy thriller? 765 00:55:07,407 --> 00:55:09,926 No, no I don't, no my job is, 766 00:55:09,927 --> 00:55:11,548 and hopefully will still be to provide 767 00:55:11,549 --> 00:55:13,688 quality and slightly adult entertainment 768 00:55:13,689 --> 00:55:16,622 to an impressively large number of London listeners. 769 00:55:16,623 --> 00:55:19,073 And yes, actually, I did think that working 770 00:55:19,074 --> 00:55:21,040 in a travel agents was beneath Sunita's skill 771 00:55:21,041 --> 00:55:23,215 and intelligence level but I didn't want to point that out, 772 00:55:23,216 --> 00:55:25,700 did I, no because I thought it might be rude. 773 00:55:25,701 --> 00:55:27,219 As opposed to suggesting that you, me, 774 00:55:27,220 --> 00:55:29,670 and the girl from the radio station have a threesome. 775 00:55:29,671 --> 00:55:31,672 What! No, no, no. 776 00:55:31,673 --> 00:55:32,914 No I didn't say that. 777 00:55:32,915 --> 00:55:34,709 Yes you did, you just don't remember. 778 00:55:34,710 --> 00:55:36,332 I will destroy you. 779 00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:38,506 Off topic, off topic, slightly fucking 780 00:55:38,507 --> 00:55:40,923 off topic everyone. Tah! 781 00:55:42,718 --> 00:55:45,617 So, Ministry of Defense. 782 00:55:45,618 --> 00:55:47,998 Field agent, I was on loan to the Yanks, 783 00:55:47,999 --> 00:55:50,242 there's someone over there, an American version of me 784 00:55:50,243 --> 00:55:52,451 but a bit more senior, he's the guy I need to get hold of. 785 00:55:52,452 --> 00:55:53,832 Right so we email him? 786 00:55:53,833 --> 00:55:55,627 I can try and secure a web cam, 787 00:55:55,628 --> 00:55:57,353 DOD scrambles the signal well enough 788 00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:58,492 so no one can peek in. 789 00:55:58,493 --> 00:56:00,356 So we can Skype him then? 790 00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:01,771 Only in a top secret sort of way. 791 00:56:01,772 --> 00:56:02,979 Yeah. 792 00:56:02,980 --> 00:56:04,671 Great, who's got a laptop? 793 00:56:05,672 --> 00:56:07,259 I have. 794 00:56:07,260 --> 00:56:08,847 Where is it? 795 00:56:14,785 --> 00:56:15,992 Why didn't you bring it inside? 796 00:56:15,993 --> 00:56:18,201 Who brings a laptop to a party? 797 00:56:18,202 --> 00:56:19,927 Besides we need to get to where the wireless signal 798 00:56:19,928 --> 00:56:22,308 is strong enough, wherever this house is. 799 00:56:22,309 --> 00:56:24,795 Let's look, pinkywoofwoof85, 800 00:56:27,453 --> 00:56:29,695 that's Lisa Bevan's house, it's only a little walk away. 801 00:56:29,696 --> 00:56:30,903 How far is a little walk? 802 00:56:30,904 --> 00:56:32,629 Not long, probably will feel longer 803 00:56:32,630 --> 00:56:34,044 in this context though. 804 00:56:34,045 --> 00:56:35,701 Why can't you just webcam him from your phone? 805 00:56:35,702 --> 00:56:37,323 Because the signals not strong enough, 806 00:56:37,324 --> 00:56:38,842 it doesn't have a booster like the laptop. 807 00:56:38,843 --> 00:56:39,672 Great. 808 00:56:41,363 --> 00:56:43,882 Alright, me and Nav go, you two stay behind. 809 00:56:43,883 --> 00:56:46,298 Well I should go, we'll get there quicker. 810 00:56:46,299 --> 00:56:48,024 Which leaves me here alone, so no thanks, 811 00:56:48,025 --> 00:56:48,956 I'll come as well please. 812 00:56:48,957 --> 00:56:49,888 Yeah, but someone has to stay 813 00:56:49,889 --> 00:56:50,923 and hold down the fort Steve. 814 00:56:50,924 --> 00:56:52,097 This isn't a fort. 815 00:56:52,098 --> 00:56:53,512 You know what I mean. This is a rented 816 00:56:53,513 --> 00:56:54,962 holiday cottage which I've almost certainly 817 00:56:54,963 --> 00:56:56,273 lost my deposit on. Oh for fuck sake Steve. 818 00:56:56,274 --> 00:56:58,035 Alright, we all go. 819 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,657 I go to the car first with Nav, 820 00:57:00,658 --> 00:57:02,348 Steve and Ryan you stay behind, keep a look out, 821 00:57:02,349 --> 00:57:03,591 give us the all clear. 822 00:57:03,592 --> 00:57:05,179 Then Steve you join us at the car, then Ryan. 823 00:57:05,180 --> 00:57:06,767 Two and one, one cover formation, 824 00:57:06,768 --> 00:57:09,149 then we find this house with a signal understood. 825 00:57:10,496 --> 00:57:15,466 Yeah. Yeah. 826 00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:25,269 Clear. 827 00:57:35,762 --> 00:57:37,074 I'm sorry about Tommy. 828 00:57:40,042 --> 00:57:43,080 I was on the rebound with him, he wasn't the one. 829 00:57:44,978 --> 00:57:47,084 I feel a bit bad that I don't feel badder. 830 00:57:48,982 --> 00:57:51,882 Probably just the shock or something, I don't know. 831 00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:55,850 I'm sure you'll meet someone nice. 832 00:57:55,851 --> 00:57:58,439 I did meet a bloke actually, down the pub. 833 00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:01,891 He looked a bit, I'll tell you some other time shall I. 834 00:58:01,892 --> 00:58:06,897 Yeah. 835 00:58:09,865 --> 00:58:11,902 Oh for, yeah that's brilliant that is. 836 00:58:14,387 --> 00:58:15,215 Hurry up. 837 00:58:16,665 --> 00:58:17,494 Yeah alright! 838 00:58:28,608 --> 00:58:30,954 Got the keys. Chuck them then. 839 00:58:30,955 --> 00:58:31,784 Jesus. 840 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:35,684 One, two, three. 841 00:58:40,447 --> 00:58:42,104 The fuck was that? 842 00:58:48,214 --> 00:58:52,321 Steven Dennis did this. 843 00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:58,120 You tell that little shit he's under arrest. 844 00:59:26,148 --> 00:59:27,977 What's that? 845 00:59:27,978 --> 00:59:29,772 Oh it's so that I can see and keep my hands free 846 00:59:29,773 --> 00:59:30,669 for fighting. 847 00:59:30,670 --> 00:59:31,775 You look like a tit. 848 00:59:33,086 --> 00:59:34,674 I'll be the tit who survives. 849 01:00:11,677 --> 01:00:14,126 Here we are, this is it. 850 01:00:14,127 --> 01:00:16,577 It's a post office. 851 01:00:16,578 --> 01:00:17,614 They live upstairs. 852 01:00:47,816 --> 01:00:50,543 You guys stay down here, Steve and I will check upstairs. 853 01:01:30,169 --> 01:01:31,583 The signals strongest up here, 854 01:01:31,584 --> 01:01:34,000 I'm gonna try calling, keep watch. 855 01:01:38,591 --> 01:01:40,212 Alright look away, I'm entering passwords 856 01:01:40,213 --> 01:01:41,731 protected by the official secrets act. 857 01:01:41,732 --> 01:01:43,491 Stop showing off, I wouldn't let you 858 01:01:43,492 --> 01:01:45,943 see my pin number, it's basically the same thing. 859 01:01:47,669 --> 01:01:49,566 Give me any DOD satellite we have in the area, 860 01:01:49,567 --> 01:01:50,809 I need as much coverage of 861 01:01:50,810 --> 01:01:53,778 I need to take this. 862 01:01:53,779 --> 01:01:55,676 The cloud cover has grown to twice it's size. 863 01:01:55,677 --> 01:01:57,091 I'll be as fast as I can. 864 01:01:57,092 --> 01:01:59,128 It's spreading. 865 01:01:59,129 --> 01:02:01,095 It's what? Cloud cover. 866 01:02:01,096 --> 01:02:02,097 It's moving outward. 867 01:02:03,443 --> 01:02:05,444 They wanted us to see this. 868 01:02:05,445 --> 01:02:06,998 Shock and awe. 869 01:02:06,999 --> 01:02:07,793 What? 870 01:02:08,794 --> 01:02:11,209 You don't just attack somebody, 871 01:02:11,210 --> 01:02:13,004 you show them what you can do first. 872 01:02:13,005 --> 01:02:14,868 You rattle them, you scare them, 873 01:02:14,869 --> 01:02:17,526 then when you do go in, they're not fighting back, 874 01:02:18,458 --> 01:02:19,459 they're negotiating. 875 01:02:30,608 --> 01:02:31,850 He may not answer. 876 01:02:31,851 --> 01:02:33,439 Anything's worth a shot at this point. 877 01:02:40,032 --> 01:02:41,722 Sunita. Miles. 878 01:02:41,723 --> 01:02:42,930 Is this secure? 879 01:02:42,931 --> 01:02:44,104 I tried calling, all phones are out. 880 01:02:44,105 --> 01:02:45,208 What are we looking at? 881 01:02:45,209 --> 01:02:46,451 I can't tell you. 882 01:02:46,452 --> 01:02:47,624 Which means you know, that's why you didn't 883 01:02:47,625 --> 01:02:48,453 return my calls. 884 01:02:48,454 --> 01:02:49,972 Trust me I wanted too. 885 01:02:49,973 --> 01:02:51,939 We're getting slaughtered here Miles. 886 01:02:51,940 --> 01:02:55,080 Men in raincoats, discolored skin, they can... 887 01:02:55,081 --> 01:02:56,358 Did they look like this? 888 01:03:00,190 --> 01:03:01,398 Who are they? 889 01:03:02,848 --> 01:03:04,572 Crew of a fishing boat, disappeared from an island 890 01:03:04,573 --> 01:03:06,022 in Massachusetts two years ago, 891 01:03:06,023 --> 01:03:09,819 they may have been replicated. 892 01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:10,993 What cloned? 893 01:03:10,994 --> 01:03:12,546 It's possible, I've seen it myself. 894 01:03:12,547 --> 01:03:14,306 You could have given me some kind of warning, 895 01:03:14,307 --> 01:03:15,721 tell your friends to stay out of Wales, 896 01:03:15,722 --> 01:03:16,653 something like that. 897 01:03:16,654 --> 01:03:18,414 You were meant to be there. 898 01:03:18,415 --> 01:03:20,416 What are you talking about? 899 01:03:20,417 --> 01:03:22,419 This was sent to us in 2012. 900 01:03:23,558 --> 01:03:25,145 Hey that's me, that was taken tonight, 901 01:03:25,146 --> 01:03:26,353 how did you get that? 902 01:03:26,354 --> 01:03:27,526 You shouldn't be talking to me Steven. 903 01:03:27,527 --> 01:03:28,976 He's right, you shouldn't see his face. 904 01:03:28,977 --> 01:03:31,220 Yeah too late, who are you, how'd you know my name? 905 01:03:31,221 --> 01:03:32,428 Who is this knob? 906 01:03:32,429 --> 01:03:34,361 Ex colleague, tell us about them, 907 01:03:34,362 --> 01:03:35,569 we need to know everything. 908 01:03:35,570 --> 01:03:36,812 We don't know what they are, 909 01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:38,261 but we know they're doing experiments 910 01:03:38,262 --> 01:03:39,953 and they've contacted us. 911 01:03:39,954 --> 01:03:40,817 How? 912 01:03:41,956 --> 01:03:43,232 Don't bother it's classified isn't it. 913 01:03:43,233 --> 01:03:44,681 I shouldn't even be talking to you. 914 01:03:44,682 --> 01:03:46,269 Yeah listen mate, you're US government right. 915 01:03:46,270 --> 01:03:47,823 One small section, a section that doesn't 916 01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:49,065 officially exist but yes. 917 01:03:49,066 --> 01:03:50,446 Whatever you can help us okay, 918 01:03:50,447 --> 01:03:53,242 I want you to send helicopters, jets, anything, 919 01:03:53,243 --> 01:03:54,484 better still... 920 01:03:54,485 --> 01:03:55,590 We've been ordered to observe and report. 921 01:03:56,487 --> 01:03:57,522 Nothing more. 922 01:03:57,523 --> 01:04:00,007 Un-fucking-believable. What? 923 01:04:00,008 --> 01:04:01,733 Look, this is above my pay grade 924 01:04:01,734 --> 01:04:03,493 but it seems a deal has been struck. 925 01:04:03,494 --> 01:04:04,736 They get to do their experiments 926 01:04:04,737 --> 01:04:07,946 anyway but the US and we let them. 927 01:04:07,947 --> 01:04:11,191 In exchange they do us no harm, and they stay away. 928 01:04:11,192 --> 01:04:14,159 Wait, wait, wait, wait, what about 929 01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:15,403 our special relationship? 930 01:04:18,164 --> 01:04:19,993 The way you need to look at it, 931 01:04:19,994 --> 01:04:24,273 and I mean this, we're not good enough for you. 932 01:04:24,274 --> 01:04:26,447 Our two countries may have allied for a time, 933 01:04:26,448 --> 01:04:27,966 but you always knew that we were both in this 934 01:04:27,967 --> 01:04:31,245 for our own gain, I guess you could say 935 01:04:31,246 --> 01:04:33,523 it was fun while it lasted. 936 01:04:33,524 --> 01:04:36,768 Now we've clarified that, any handy hints. 937 01:04:36,769 --> 01:04:37,596 The rain. 938 01:04:37,597 --> 01:04:38,528 What about it? 939 01:04:38,529 --> 01:04:39,909 Every time these events occur, 940 01:04:39,910 --> 01:04:41,600 there's always been a rain storm. 941 01:04:41,601 --> 01:04:43,637 We had the labs analyze the liquid, 942 01:04:43,638 --> 01:04:46,674 it's not water, not strictly speaking. 943 01:04:46,675 --> 01:04:48,400 Some of the chemicals that we found are... 944 01:04:48,401 --> 01:04:50,333 Look we haven't got much time so. 945 01:04:50,334 --> 01:04:53,440 The fisherman are the first humans to come down alive, 946 01:04:53,441 --> 01:04:55,545 if you can call that, they had the same liquid 947 01:04:55,546 --> 01:04:57,582 in their lungs and in their bloodstreams. 948 01:04:57,583 --> 01:05:00,550 They're prototypes, like baby sharks, 949 01:05:00,551 --> 01:05:01,966 still learning how to kill. 950 01:05:01,967 --> 01:05:04,865 And you better move fast because they will adapt. 951 01:05:04,866 --> 01:05:06,315 So they've been injecting people 952 01:05:06,316 --> 01:05:07,523 and now they've perfected the dose they're sending them 953 01:05:07,524 --> 01:05:09,042 down to kill us. 954 01:05:09,043 --> 01:05:10,698 We hadn't confirmed that that was their intention. 955 01:05:10,699 --> 01:05:13,184 Yes it is, I can state 100% for the record 956 01:05:13,185 --> 01:05:15,462 that it is, it's bloody is, it's confirmed. 957 01:05:15,463 --> 01:05:17,774 They are alien human hybrid killing machines. 958 01:05:17,775 --> 01:05:19,569 This guys a real wanker did you used to go out with him? 959 01:05:19,570 --> 01:05:21,813 I can hear you man, I am right here. 960 01:05:21,814 --> 01:05:23,228 I wish you were right here, I'd fucking... 961 01:05:23,229 --> 01:05:24,678 You'd what, DJ me to death? 962 01:05:24,679 --> 01:05:26,645 Oh you are so bloody dead. 963 01:05:26,646 --> 01:05:28,095 Boys! 964 01:05:28,096 --> 01:05:29,545 Look I have to go, this call will have been monitored. 965 01:05:29,546 --> 01:05:30,718 If it were up to me... 966 01:05:30,719 --> 01:05:31,858 But it's not. 967 01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:36,621 No, good luck. 968 01:05:36,622 --> 01:05:39,176 Yeah I'm never eating another hot dog again, fuck off. 969 01:05:47,012 --> 01:05:49,254 The storm front's covering most of Wales at this point. 970 01:05:49,255 --> 01:05:51,153 You can see the other weather is moving north east 971 01:05:51,154 --> 01:05:54,053 with the wind, but this is just hovering, it's static. 972 01:05:55,917 --> 01:05:56,918 What do you think? 973 01:05:58,195 --> 01:06:00,025 I think we're approaching plan B. 974 01:06:04,684 --> 01:06:07,342 I made a new years resolution to stop eating these. 975 01:06:09,689 --> 01:06:11,104 What is that? 976 01:06:11,105 --> 01:06:14,453 It's a tennis racket with knives in it. 977 01:06:26,189 --> 01:06:27,466 Sis, we've got to go. 978 01:06:29,951 --> 01:06:31,469 Whoa, what about your laptop. 979 01:06:31,470 --> 01:06:32,609 Not a laptop anymore. 980 01:06:37,648 --> 01:06:39,305 Alright, out the back, no noise. 981 01:07:10,474 --> 01:07:12,441 What the hell is that? 982 01:07:12,442 --> 01:07:14,029 It's a tennis racket with knives in it. 983 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:14,857 You'll have someone's eye out. 984 01:07:14,858 --> 01:07:16,376 That's the idea. 985 01:07:16,377 --> 01:07:17,378 I'm older then you. 986 01:07:18,862 --> 01:07:21,450 Why aren't they crossing, is it the water? 987 01:07:21,451 --> 01:07:22,865 Are they allergic to it? 988 01:07:22,866 --> 01:07:25,799 Rain coats, whatever liquid they were using 989 01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:28,526 it was too strong and people came down dead. 990 01:07:28,527 --> 01:07:30,079 Like the African man. 991 01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:32,426 They were overdosing them, but the raincoats 992 01:07:32,427 --> 01:07:34,670 protected them just enough and now their test subjects 993 01:07:34,671 --> 01:07:37,811 are surviving they're giving them to everyone. 994 01:07:37,812 --> 01:07:39,986 Like armor, or a condom. 995 01:07:41,264 --> 01:07:43,886 You know for me, it's that photograph. 996 01:07:43,887 --> 01:07:45,888 The fact that it was taken tonight 997 01:07:45,889 --> 01:07:48,235 but the American's had it two years ago. 998 01:07:48,236 --> 01:07:49,754 Forget all that other freaky shit we've seen, 999 01:07:49,755 --> 01:07:52,551 it's that that gives me the willies more then anything else. 1000 01:08:00,697 --> 01:08:01,491 Fuck. 1001 01:08:05,322 --> 01:08:06,151 Guys. 1002 01:08:10,569 --> 01:08:12,259 Does this ever come to an end? 1003 01:08:12,260 --> 01:08:14,573 I, I don't know, I just remember coming here to get drunk. 1004 01:08:16,851 --> 01:08:18,093 Any ideas. 1005 01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:19,647 This is usually when we call for air support. 1006 01:08:24,893 --> 01:08:27,309 You know what we used to do when we were in school 1007 01:08:27,310 --> 01:08:29,449 and someone would make fun of you. 1008 01:08:29,450 --> 01:08:31,590 You'd look at the bastard, remember. 1009 01:08:34,524 --> 01:08:39,529 You'd look in his ugly face and you'd fucking charge. 1010 01:08:40,357 --> 01:08:41,288 Don't be stupid. 1011 01:08:41,289 --> 01:08:42,669 Naveen! 1012 01:08:42,670 --> 01:08:43,498 Come on! 1013 01:08:52,749 --> 01:08:54,578 Come on you fuckers! 1014 01:08:59,135 --> 01:09:01,619 Steve I've decided not to invest in your Valley's 1015 01:09:01,620 --> 01:09:04,069 club scheme, it's a rubbish idea. 1016 01:09:04,070 --> 01:09:04,726 No! 1017 01:09:05,693 --> 01:09:08,695 Suni, take care of Steve, he's an idiot. 1018 01:09:08,696 --> 01:09:09,524 Naveen! 1019 01:09:13,459 --> 01:09:15,943 Naveen! Leave him, it's too late. 1020 01:09:15,944 --> 01:09:17,498 Come on. Naveen! 1021 01:09:39,071 --> 01:09:40,313 Suni come on. 1022 01:09:40,314 --> 01:09:41,693 Let me stay, Steve. I can buy you some time. 1023 01:09:41,694 --> 01:09:43,247 No Suni, come on listen. 1024 01:09:43,248 --> 01:09:44,731 Let go. 1025 01:09:44,732 --> 01:09:47,147 Suni Nav stayed so we don't have too, now come on. 1026 01:09:47,148 --> 01:09:48,218 Get up there. 1027 01:10:04,476 --> 01:10:07,063 I gotta join a gym, I gotta join a gym, 1028 01:10:07,064 --> 01:10:08,618 I gotta join a gym. 1029 01:10:25,911 --> 01:10:29,155 Steve, Steve! 1030 01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:34,437 No benefit, no, no, it won't make any difference. 1031 01:10:47,519 --> 01:10:48,313 Steve! 1032 01:10:50,349 --> 01:10:51,177 Steve! 1033 01:10:54,629 --> 01:10:56,078 What happened? 1034 01:10:56,079 --> 01:10:58,288 Nothing, I fell, come on. 1035 01:11:15,788 --> 01:11:17,238 Oh for fuck sake. 1036 01:11:28,214 --> 01:11:29,043 Alright then. 1037 01:11:34,013 --> 01:11:35,704 So what time shall I pick you up? 1038 01:11:35,705 --> 01:11:37,534 What? For tea. 1039 01:11:38,742 --> 01:11:40,329 I'm gonna take you for tea tomorrow, 1040 01:11:40,330 --> 01:11:41,848 there's a great place in Llandilo 1041 01:11:41,849 --> 01:11:43,677 that does tea and cakes. 1042 01:11:43,678 --> 01:11:45,230 Sounds nice. 1043 01:11:45,231 --> 01:11:47,163 It really is, it's brilliant. 1044 01:11:47,164 --> 01:11:48,510 Really strong Earl Gray. 1045 01:11:48,511 --> 01:11:49,959 I'm more of a Darjeeling girl. 1046 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:52,134 Uh, they do that as well. 1047 01:11:52,135 --> 01:11:52,963 So what time? 1048 01:11:54,171 --> 01:11:56,380 Shall we say 10, I'd like a lie in. 1049 01:11:56,381 --> 01:11:58,624 Okay, 10s good. 1050 01:11:59,901 --> 01:12:01,558 Let's deal with this first shall we. 1051 01:12:26,652 --> 01:12:29,240 Sunita Chowdra. Yeah. 1052 01:12:29,241 --> 01:12:30,449 Come with me. 1053 01:12:34,867 --> 01:12:35,696 Come on. 1054 01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:42,840 Fuck. 1055 01:12:42,841 --> 01:12:44,635 Hold this will you. 1056 01:12:49,606 --> 01:12:54,403 You're not MOD, black ops, CIA? 1057 01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:57,614 Special branch, I'm a friend of a friend. 1058 01:13:18,704 --> 01:13:23,398 Mr. Kendrick you've been assigned back out in the field, 1059 01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:25,020 they've sent someone else here to supervise. 1060 01:13:25,021 --> 01:13:26,780 Someone higher up you mean. 1061 01:13:26,781 --> 01:13:28,265 They're not telling us anything. 1062 01:13:29,646 --> 01:13:31,096 Take care of yourself. 1063 01:13:48,493 --> 01:13:49,735 That's gonna cost you. 1064 01:13:54,637 --> 01:13:56,154 I thought we agreed to meet in private. 1065 01:13:56,155 --> 01:13:58,225 Oh I can't think of any place more private 1066 01:13:58,226 --> 01:13:59,952 then a hotel owned by the DOD. 1067 01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:05,993 Saving the girl has altered things. 1068 01:14:07,097 --> 01:14:09,065 We had requested that you not do that. 1069 01:14:10,238 --> 01:14:11,894 You requested that we change nothing 1070 01:14:11,895 --> 01:14:14,483 in the United States and in return 1071 01:14:14,484 --> 01:14:15,622 that you would not conduct anymore 1072 01:14:15,623 --> 01:14:17,693 of your experiments here. 1073 01:14:17,694 --> 01:14:18,523 Yes. 1074 01:14:20,007 --> 01:14:21,664 Seems like we're both liars. 1075 01:14:23,148 --> 01:14:24,494 Takes one to know one. 1076 01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:29,602 I have a report here of storms and bodies in Hawaii. 1077 01:14:29,603 --> 01:14:31,500 Oh that didn't have to happen. 1078 01:14:31,501 --> 01:14:33,053 I thought everything had to happen, 1079 01:14:33,054 --> 01:14:34,710 you've seen it happen. 1080 01:14:34,711 --> 01:14:39,095 This is just one possible outcome. 1081 01:14:41,062 --> 01:14:42,270 You end up as me. 1082 01:14:43,444 --> 01:14:46,585 Let's be clear, you are not me. 1083 01:14:47,759 --> 01:14:50,727 You have my body, the rest of you, 1084 01:14:52,315 --> 01:14:53,626 God knows what that is. 1085 01:14:53,627 --> 01:14:55,731 God has nothing to do with this, 1086 01:14:55,732 --> 01:14:58,735 you know those people in the temples had it right. 1087 01:15:00,219 --> 01:15:02,497 What did you call them, the ones that drew 1088 01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:06,811 all those maps, they predicted a cleansing rain would come 1089 01:15:06,812 --> 01:15:08,158 and wash the world away. 1090 01:15:10,195 --> 01:15:12,437 The Mayans, that's it. 1091 01:15:12,438 --> 01:15:14,855 The last people who used the word cleansing 1092 01:15:15,752 --> 01:15:17,513 we kicked their ass. 1093 01:15:18,962 --> 01:15:21,136 My superiors may think that they can negotiate with you 1094 01:15:21,137 --> 01:15:23,208 but I know a take over when I see one. 1095 01:15:30,008 --> 01:15:30,871 We're not done. 1096 01:15:32,217 --> 01:15:34,081 It won't make any difference. 1097 01:16:00,072 --> 01:16:01,521 The government has declared 1098 01:16:01,522 --> 01:16:04,317 a state of emergency, inbound and outbound flights 1099 01:16:04,318 --> 01:16:07,458 too and from the UK canceled indefinitely. 1100 01:16:07,459 --> 01:16:09,978 Civilians are encouraged to remain indoors 1101 01:16:09,979 --> 01:16:12,877 or proceed to emergency rendezvous locations. 1102 01:16:12,878 --> 01:16:15,397 Those with any military or combat experience 1103 01:16:15,398 --> 01:16:18,469 are encouraged to make contact with the armed forces. 1104 01:16:18,470 --> 01:16:21,265 If you can please volunteer. 1105 01:16:21,266 --> 01:16:23,474 Britain has repelled invasion before, 1106 01:16:23,475 --> 01:16:24,787 and it will do so again. 1107 01:16:25,891 --> 01:16:27,652 We shall fight on. 1108 01:16:32,553 --> 01:16:33,657 Can you get us somewhere safe? 1109 01:16:33,658 --> 01:16:38,075 No, there's nowhere safe anymore, 1110 01:16:38,076 --> 01:16:39,664 we'll have to fight our way out. 1111 01:16:42,528 --> 01:16:44,496 Oh for fuck sake. 1112 01:17:42,519 --> 01:17:47,524 ♪ I see the rain falling down 1113 01:17:49,768 --> 01:17:54,773 ♪ On your lips 1114 01:17:55,705 --> 01:17:58,846 ♪ I can see it on your face 1115 01:18:07,959 --> 01:18:12,065 ♪ And I all hear 1116 01:18:12,066 --> 01:18:17,071 ♪ Is this voice synthesized 1117 01:18:20,765 --> 01:18:25,770 ♪ Oh oh oh oh 1118 01:18:26,425 --> 01:18:31,430 ♪ Oh oh oh oh 1119 01:18:33,018 --> 01:18:38,023 ♪ Most importantly 1120 01:18:39,197 --> 01:18:44,202 ♪ I know you will see in time 1121 01:18:45,444 --> 01:18:50,449 ♪ Then you can decide 1122 01:18:51,071 --> 01:18:53,348 ♪ To hold onto 1123 01:18:53,349 --> 01:18:58,284 ♪ These arms of mine 1124 01:18:58,285 --> 01:19:03,221 ♪ But what hurts most of all 1125 01:19:04,429 --> 01:19:09,434 ♪ Is that we'll never see the sun ♪ 1126 01:19:10,987 --> 01:19:15,991 ♪ And you can decide 1127 01:19:15,992 --> 01:19:20,169 ♪ To hold onto these arms of mine ♪ 1128 01:19:50,406 --> 01:19:54,305 ♪ Our shadows run 1129 01:19:54,306 --> 01:19:55,790 ♪ Through the pain in the dark 1130 01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,619 Dav, this is Griff, did you find them, over? 1131 01:19:57,620 --> 01:19:58,862 That's an affirmative Griff, 1132 01:19:58,863 --> 01:20:00,139 returning to base with four survivors, 1133 01:20:00,140 --> 01:20:02,003 including the woman with the spear. 1134 01:20:02,004 --> 01:20:05,006 Repeat, returning to base with four survivors. 1135 01:20:05,007 --> 01:20:07,318 Have you had any luck finding anyone, over? 1136 01:20:07,319 --> 01:20:09,010 Yeah, I've found two soldiers, 1137 01:20:09,011 --> 01:20:11,909 one British, one American, pretty out of it. 1138 01:20:11,910 --> 01:20:15,602 They said they were in a forest at night in England, 1139 01:20:15,603 --> 01:20:18,433 five minutes ago, I asked them what year it is, 1140 01:20:18,434 --> 01:20:21,298 they say it's 1980. 1141 01:20:21,299 --> 01:20:23,957 I'll believe anything now, honestly, over. 1142 01:20:26,649 --> 01:20:29,168 ♪ 'Cause I've got a drink token ♪ 1143 01:20:29,169 --> 01:20:31,653 ♪ I want a big old pie 1144 01:20:31,654 --> 01:20:33,828 ♪ All the friends with the same motive ♪ 1145 01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:36,900 ♪ Being struck down to that local pie ♪ 1146 01:20:36,901 --> 01:20:39,005 ♪ We came to get stupid 1147 01:20:39,006 --> 01:20:41,490 ♪ At the spa with the with the victim inside ♪ 1148 01:20:41,491 --> 01:20:43,907 ♪ Belly up with the tap open 1149 01:20:43,908 --> 01:20:46,150 ♪ Just in nice 1150 01:20:46,151 --> 01:20:47,289 ♪ Um deer club 1151 01:20:47,290 --> 01:20:48,601 ♪ I don't know what's up 1152 01:20:48,602 --> 01:20:49,947 ♪ But I don't really care about drinking ♪ 1153 01:20:49,948 --> 01:20:51,224 ♪ Out of red cups 1154 01:20:51,225 --> 01:20:53,295 ♪ But I buy a shot of rum for 15 bucks ♪ 1155 01:20:53,296 --> 01:20:54,641 ♪ Even the Captain himself be like ♪ 1156 01:20:54,642 --> 01:20:56,298 ♪ Rush, rush, rush 1157 01:20:56,299 --> 01:20:58,335 ♪ Say what you want but I call that bad business ♪ 1158 01:20:58,336 --> 01:21:01,372 ♪ Rather drink in a pub that smelled like fish sticks ♪ 1159 01:21:01,373 --> 01:21:03,374 ♪ Sweat and cigarettes and dirty misfits ♪ 1160 01:21:03,375 --> 01:21:04,479 ♪ Naked in the photo me 1161 01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:05,998 ♪ But can you picture it