0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Adventureland 2 00:00:15,548 --> 00:00:22,078 God, what a mess on the ladder of success 3 00:00:22,121 --> 00:00:27,559 Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung 4 00:00:27,593 --> 00:00:34,192 Dreams unfulfilled graduate unskilled 5 00:00:34,233 --> 00:00:39,762 It beats pickin' cotton and waitin' to be forgotten 6 00:00:39,805 --> 00:00:46,301 We are the sons of no one Bastards of young 7 00:00:46,345 --> 00:00:52,841 We are the sons of no one Bastards of young 8 00:00:52,885 --> 00:00:56,184 The daughters and the sons 9 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:07,190 Look, I'm going to be paying off these student loans until, like, 2003. 10 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:09,793 Hey, you want to get out of here? 11 00:01:11,637 --> 00:01:15,334 -What a rager, huh? -Yeah. Yeah. 12 00:01:18,377 --> 00:01:20,868 Isn't it weird that all this, 13 00:01:20,913 --> 00:01:23,381 this all happened at the end of the semester? 14 00:01:23,415 --> 00:01:24,814 You and me. 15 00:01:25,584 --> 00:01:26,881 James... 16 00:01:29,221 --> 00:01:31,781 I don't think I can see you anymore. 17 00:01:32,224 --> 00:01:35,091 You don't... What do you mean? 18 00:01:37,563 --> 00:01:38,757 Sorry. 19 00:01:45,604 --> 00:01:47,071 Women are mercurial, man. 20 00:01:47,106 --> 00:01:50,439 -And you did just start dating last week. -It was 11 days ago. 21 00:01:50,476 --> 00:01:52,774 You didn't tell her about the Scarlet V, did you? 22 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:55,781 -That has nothing to do with it. -Oh, Christ. Brennan. 23 00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:57,976 -What? -You did! You promised me! 24 00:01:58,017 --> 00:01:59,951 Look, I don't lie to people who I care about. 25 00:01:59,985 --> 00:02:03,716 Yes, but you could've just left it out of the narrative. You know? 26 00:02:03,756 --> 00:02:05,587 You don't want "virgin" to be your signifier. 27 00:02:05,624 --> 00:02:07,421 He takes one semiotics class, and I'm supposed to... 28 00:02:07,459 --> 00:02:08,517 Here, drink up. 29 00:02:08,561 --> 00:02:14,124 You need to bed down the next lonely, plain-looking, insecure depressive 30 00:02:14,166 --> 00:02:16,498 who throws herself at you and get it over with. 31 00:02:16,535 --> 00:02:18,435 Look, I know most people have low standards. 32 00:02:18,470 --> 00:02:20,700 I guess I'm... I'm different. 33 00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:26,304 Well, you know what, we'll find you a girl, all right? 34 00:02:26,345 --> 00:02:29,678 -When we're on the Continent. -Here's to sexually-permissive cultures! 35 00:02:29,715 --> 00:02:32,684 Yes! Focus on Europe. 36 00:02:32,718 --> 00:02:34,982 It's going to be a transformative experience. 37 00:02:35,154 --> 00:02:37,122 To the graduate. 38 00:02:38,524 --> 00:02:40,287 Yeah, so I researched some more youth hostels, 39 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,851 and the median cost is just a little higher than I expected, 40 00:02:42,895 --> 00:02:45,125 about $7.68 more, 41 00:02:45,164 --> 00:02:49,100 multiplied by the 42 days is $322.56. 42 00:02:49,134 --> 00:02:51,159 Bill, do you want to take this? 43 00:02:51,203 --> 00:02:54,730 Excuse me, can you get me a refill here? That's an old-fashioned. 44 00:02:54,773 --> 00:02:57,708 So with the $368 I have from Grandpa's trust fund, 45 00:02:57,743 --> 00:03:01,338 plus the $900 you guys are already giving me, thank you, 46 00:03:01,380 --> 00:03:05,544 I do need an additional $279.11. 47 00:03:05,951 --> 00:03:09,114 James, we didn't want to spoil your graduation, 48 00:03:09,154 --> 00:03:15,150 but your father has been transferred to a different department. 49 00:03:15,427 --> 00:03:19,488 Really? Is that... Is that bad? 50 00:03:20,499 --> 00:03:23,832 Yes, we're making less, considerably less. 51 00:03:23,869 --> 00:03:27,862 Because this trip was my graduation present, so... 52 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:33,345 Sweetie, I am so sorry about this trip, but I'm afraid we just can't afford it. 53 00:03:34,313 --> 00:03:37,339 You could still help me with rent next year, right? 54 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:39,180 All right, James, you're not listening to me. 55 00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:42,449 -Here you go, sir. -There we go. Thank you very much. 56 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:47,516 Listen, here's to you, kiddo. Happy graduation. 57 00:03:47,559 --> 00:03:48,821 Wait. What am I going to do about grad school? 58 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:50,351 You know, Columbia's holding a spot for me. 59 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:53,331 Well, if you end up deciding that's what you want to do, 60 00:03:53,365 --> 00:03:56,562 then obviously you're going to have to get a job. 61 00:03:57,136 --> 00:03:58,228 A summer job? 62 00:03:58,270 --> 00:04:00,830 Summer in Pittsburgh. 63 00:04:00,873 --> 00:04:02,170 -That's fucking harsh. -It's a nightmare. 64 00:04:02,207 --> 00:04:03,674 They don't like people like me where I'm from. 65 00:04:03,709 --> 00:04:06,644 You know, we're romantics. I read poetry for pleasure, sometimes. 66 00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:09,477 Hey, yeah, well, you know what, don't worry about it, all right? 67 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:13,315 You know, with my dad's connections, we'll get a great deal on an apartment. 68 00:04:13,352 --> 00:04:16,879 And, hey, I'll float you for the first few months. 69 00:04:16,922 --> 00:04:18,048 -Yeah? -Yeah. 70 00:04:18,090 --> 00:04:20,650 -Thank you so much, Eric. -Hey, don't worry about it. 71 00:04:20,693 --> 00:04:22,422 What the hell are you doing? Our parents are right over... 72 00:04:22,461 --> 00:04:24,691 What, them? They're clueless. 73 00:04:27,232 --> 00:04:29,427 Fuck, this is good weed. 74 00:04:29,468 --> 00:04:32,198 Speaking of which, I just want you to know 75 00:04:32,237 --> 00:04:34,967 that you'll be with me in spirit this summer. 76 00:04:35,007 --> 00:04:36,133 -Hey, put that away. -Yeah. Take it. 77 00:04:36,175 --> 00:04:37,233 -No. -Take it. 78 00:04:37,276 --> 00:04:38,300 -Take it! -Okay. 79 00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:42,212 Look, James, I know things suck right now, all right? 80 00:04:42,247 --> 00:04:43,612 But look at it this way, 81 00:04:43,649 --> 00:04:46,209 in a few short months, you'll be with me, 82 00:04:46,251 --> 00:04:49,948 in New York City, the greatest fucking city in the world! 83 00:04:49,989 --> 00:04:53,982 Like we always talked about, man. Living the adventure together. 84 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:58,160 Quit worrying, Brennan. That's what the weed is for. 85 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:03,962 Bill, for God's sakes, pay attention. 86 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:05,265 All right, I'm just trying to drive. 87 00:05:27,192 --> 00:05:30,821 Here she ever comes now now 88 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:35,630 She ever comes now now She ever comes now 89 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:39,296 Here she ever comes now now 90 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:44,071 She ever comes now now She ever comes now 91 00:05:44,109 --> 00:05:48,068 Oh, it looks so good 92 00:05:48,113 --> 00:05:51,810 She's made out of wood 93 00:05:51,850 --> 00:05:54,944 Just look and see 94 00:06:05,230 --> 00:06:08,688 Here she ever comes now now 95 00:06:08,734 --> 00:06:13,694 She ever comes now now She ever comes now 96 00:06:13,739 --> 00:06:17,334 Here she ever comes now now 97 00:06:17,376 --> 00:06:22,075 She ever comes now now She ever comes now 98 00:06:22,114 --> 00:06:26,107 Oh, it looks so good 99 00:06:26,151 --> 00:06:29,609 She's made out of wood 100 00:06:29,655 --> 00:06:32,715 Just look and see 101 00:06:34,193 --> 00:06:37,094 I really haven't had that many jobs, per se, 102 00:06:37,129 --> 00:06:40,360 but here are my academic records and my extracurricular activities. 103 00:06:40,399 --> 00:06:43,664 I wrote for The Gordian Knot, it was a literary journal in college. 104 00:06:43,702 --> 00:06:47,035 And in math, I got 770 on the SATs, 105 00:06:47,072 --> 00:06:49,006 so I assume I'd be good at tabulating checks. 106 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:50,770 These are the only jobs you've ever had? 107 00:06:50,809 --> 00:06:53,073 No, no, I also spent several years 108 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:55,012 taking care of a neighbor's lawn, the Palmieris. 109 00:06:55,047 --> 00:06:56,537 I have their letter of recommendation here. 110 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:58,743 All right. Fill this out. I'll call you if anything comes up. 111 00:06:58,784 --> 00:06:59,910 Okay. 112 00:07:01,787 --> 00:07:04,813 No, I've never actually driven an asphalt mixer, per se, 113 00:07:04,857 --> 00:07:06,916 but I did once drive my friend's van to Wisconsin 114 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:08,586 on a pretty lengthy road trip. 115 00:07:08,627 --> 00:07:12,393 Yeah, so... Okay, is there any way I can take a lesson... 116 00:07:12,431 --> 00:07:13,898 They hung up. 117 00:07:13,932 --> 00:07:16,526 What am I supposed to do? I'm not even qualified for manual labor. 118 00:07:16,568 --> 00:07:19,162 The only place I know I can get a job is with Frigo. 119 00:07:19,204 --> 00:07:20,831 What, at Adventureland? 120 00:07:20,873 --> 00:07:23,637 You got a concussion on the teacup ride there when you were 6. 121 00:07:23,675 --> 00:07:25,768 -You can do better, kiddo. -No, there's nothing. 122 00:07:25,811 --> 00:07:28,143 I majored in Comparative Literature and Renaissance Studies. 123 00:07:28,180 --> 00:07:30,114 Unless someone needs help restoring a fresco, I'm screwed. 124 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:32,911 Oh, for God's sake, Bill. 125 00:07:37,823 --> 00:07:40,883 -Nad attack! -Frigo, Frigo! Hey, get off of me. 126 00:07:40,926 --> 00:07:43,326 -Brennan, come here. -Frigo, stop. Okay. 127 00:07:43,362 --> 00:07:44,989 There's the lawn mower, lawn mower, lawn mower! 128 00:07:46,698 --> 00:07:48,427 -Yes! -Frigo. 129 00:07:49,001 --> 00:07:50,434 Oh, Brennan! 130 00:08:00,445 --> 00:08:05,747 Right here, sir! Right here, sir! Have a funtastic time! 131 00:08:07,886 --> 00:08:09,751 I don't have much work experience, per se, but... 132 00:08:10,856 --> 00:08:12,221 I'm sorry. 133 00:08:12,324 --> 00:08:15,657 Paulette? Come in, Paulette? Bobby? 134 00:08:15,694 --> 00:08:16,820 Bobby? 135 00:08:17,262 --> 00:08:19,321 -Paulette, come in, Paulette? -Channels. 136 00:08:19,364 --> 00:08:21,559 -You just... You gotta press it. -Oh, they're gone. 137 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:22,965 Okay. 138 00:08:23,001 --> 00:08:25,367 This is James, and he's applying for a games job. 139 00:08:25,404 --> 00:08:29,602 Games! Oh, great, good. Let's get you set up. 140 00:08:29,641 --> 00:08:32,405 Actually, Bobby, I'd prefer a rides job, if it's still open. 141 00:08:32,444 --> 00:08:33,809 You look more like a games guy, 142 00:08:33,845 --> 00:08:36,313 plus I've already got out the games application, so... All right? 143 00:08:36,348 --> 00:08:37,406 Okay. Yeah, no. I just... 144 00:08:37,449 --> 00:08:39,212 My name is Bobby. 145 00:08:39,251 --> 00:08:44,279 Okay, rules. No freebies, no free turns for your friends, 146 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:49,420 -no free upgrades, no free food. -So, just nothing is free here. 147 00:08:49,461 --> 00:08:50,655 Everybody has to pay for everything. 148 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,994 And more importantly, working in games, 149 00:08:53,031 --> 00:08:56,023 no one ever wins a giant-ass panda. 150 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,626 Yeah, we don't have that many left. 151 00:08:57,669 --> 00:08:59,728 Cool? Can you hand me a T-shirt, please? 152 00:08:59,771 --> 00:09:03,366 Here, I have a resume. I don't know if you still want to take a look at it. 153 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:05,674 James? Am I pronouncing that right? 154 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,508 -James? James? -Yeah. 155 00:09:08,046 --> 00:09:10,378 Okay, by accepting this T-shirt, you are... 156 00:09:10,415 --> 00:09:11,507 Hired! 157 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:13,518 Well, usually I... 158 00:09:13,552 --> 00:09:15,577 -More of a ceremonial thing, the T-shirt. -Sorry. 159 00:09:16,421 --> 00:09:19,185 Okay, new guy, let's get this over with. 160 00:09:25,831 --> 00:09:29,130 Here we are at the first of many shitty games. 161 00:09:29,801 --> 00:09:32,895 This one is inexplicably called The Flighing Dutchman. 162 00:09:32,938 --> 00:09:35,702 Even more inexplicable is how they decided to spell it. 163 00:09:37,042 --> 00:09:38,600 Hey, Jerry. 164 00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:40,635 $1 buys 5 rings. 165 00:09:40,679 --> 00:09:42,544 If one of the rings lands on one of the red bottles, 166 00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:44,742 they win a giant-ass panda. 167 00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:48,612 -That is a giant-ass panda. -Yeah, it's the best prize in the park. 168 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:51,122 And that's because this game is un-winnable. 169 00:09:51,156 --> 00:09:54,455 Observe. I'll drop a ring from 3 inches away. 170 00:09:54,493 --> 00:09:56,461 So nobody ever wins? 171 00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:58,554 If someone wins a giant-ass panda on your watch, 172 00:09:58,597 --> 00:10:00,861 you should just go home because you're fired, okay? 173 00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:02,795 So the object of the game 174 00:10:02,834 --> 00:10:05,098 is to knock the hat off the dummy with a softball, 175 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:09,699 except, as you'll see, half the hats are glued on. 176 00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:11,632 -Really? -Yeah. 177 00:10:12,210 --> 00:10:15,270 I mean, we pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a day to make these toys, 178 00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:17,043 we can't just give them away. 179 00:10:17,349 --> 00:10:20,716 You get a 5-minute bathroom break every 2 hours. 180 00:10:20,752 --> 00:10:24,188 I recommend saving a few of those up in case you have to go number 2. 181 00:10:24,222 --> 00:10:26,884 Brennan, they got you working on games? 182 00:10:26,925 --> 00:10:30,190 What a pussy! You're such a pussy! 183 00:10:30,228 --> 00:10:34,358 -You know that demented person? -Yeah. He used to be my best friend. 184 00:10:34,399 --> 00:10:35,423 Then I turned 4. 185 00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:37,566 So if you stand directly below the hoop, 186 00:10:37,602 --> 00:10:40,332 you will see that it's been hammered into an oval shape. 187 00:10:40,372 --> 00:10:42,772 But from back there, the sucker just can't tell. 188 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:45,038 Jesus, that's so wrong. 189 00:10:45,477 --> 00:10:47,877 A criminal abuse of the laws of perspective. 190 00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:49,346 Yeah, well, people are getting ripped off. 191 00:10:49,381 --> 00:10:51,815 Yeah, yeah, Trotsky, let's get you a booth. 192 00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:54,512 So your life must be utter shit, or you wouldn't be here. 193 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:55,645 I was supposed to go to Europe, 194 00:10:55,687 --> 00:10:57,120 but my family has money problems. 195 00:10:57,155 --> 00:10:59,282 Wait till your parents start making you pay rent. 196 00:10:59,324 --> 00:11:01,849 My dad even makes me pay utilities. 197 00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:03,955 I don't want... 198 00:11:05,097 --> 00:11:07,429 I catch the paper boy 199 00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:10,128 But things don't really change 200 00:11:10,168 --> 00:11:12,329 I'm standing in the wind 201 00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:15,269 But I never wave bye-bye 202 00:11:18,443 --> 00:11:20,843 But I try 203 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:23,971 I try 204 00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:27,678 Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth! 205 00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:34,124 Okay, we have a winner. It's the purple horse. 206 00:11:34,159 --> 00:11:37,617 Green's in 2nd. Yellow's 3rd. Congratulations. 207 00:11:37,662 --> 00:11:40,631 Here you go. You can have that. 208 00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:43,462 -Hey, James? - Yeah? 209 00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:47,830 You think you can maybe, you know, take it up a notch? 210 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,239 Yeah, I know. Maybe I'm not the right guy to run this game. 211 00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:53,005 I really... I think I should probably be on the rides department. 212 00:11:53,044 --> 00:11:55,774 No. No, no, no. You're more of a game guy. 213 00:11:55,814 --> 00:11:58,408 -No, you're very... You're very gamey. -Yeah. 214 00:11:58,450 --> 00:11:59,644 Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. 215 00:11:59,684 --> 00:12:01,151 Have you ever seen a horse race before? 216 00:12:01,186 --> 00:12:04,087 Have you ever, like, heard one on the radio? 217 00:12:04,122 --> 00:12:06,283 Harness racing or, like, the normal kind? 218 00:12:06,324 --> 00:12:08,918 -That's a good question. -It doesn't really matter. 219 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,258 Look, the Kentucky Derby. Have you seen the Kentucky Derby? 220 00:12:11,296 --> 00:12:12,957 The way they announce it on the radio, and it's really... 221 00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:14,465 Yeah, yeah, yeah. "100, 200, 200, going..." 222 00:12:14,499 --> 00:12:16,729 -That's an auction, sweetie. -Right. 223 00:12:16,768 --> 00:12:19,066 So don't... Yeah, just get into it, you know? 224 00:12:19,104 --> 00:12:21,436 Make it a show. Make it a performance. You know what I mean? 225 00:12:21,473 --> 00:12:22,701 That's what people come for. 226 00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:25,938 So, let's take it to a 10. All right, got faith in you, man. 227 00:12:26,511 --> 00:12:27,876 Thank you. 228 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:30,575 -Take it to a 10. I like that. -Okay. 229 00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:37,750 Ladies and gentlemen, put down your mint juleps. 230 00:12:37,789 --> 00:12:39,347 Horses are all at the starting gate. 231 00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:41,721 Okay, and they're off! 232 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,785 And Red bolts out of the gate, taking an early lead! 233 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:44,989 But look out! Here comes Green, 234 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:47,123 issuing a challenge from the outside lane. 235 00:12:47,165 --> 00:12:48,826 Green runs well on a muddy track, folks, 236 00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:51,529 so today's conditions give him a slight edge. 237 00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:53,037 And Yellow is dead last! 238 00:12:53,071 --> 00:12:56,871 What a disappointment after Yellow's strong showing at Saratoga last spring. 239 00:12:56,908 --> 00:12:58,398 Wait! Look out! Wait a second! 240 00:12:58,443 --> 00:13:00,240 Out of nowhere, Orange breaks ahead of the pack, 241 00:13:00,278 --> 00:13:01,939 and now, in the backstretch, Orange and Green. 242 00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:04,278 Orange and Green, and Orange takes it by a nose! 243 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:05,681 Green places and Red shows. 244 00:13:05,717 --> 00:13:07,878 Please come to the window to collect your winnings! 245 00:13:07,919 --> 00:13:13,880 -What window? There's a window? -No. No, there's not. Here you go. 246 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:17,525 Congratulations, sir. 247 00:13:27,305 --> 00:13:28,363 I'm new. 248 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:33,202 Our original initiative rapidly got all tangled up in the sale of arms. 249 00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:35,076 And the sale of arms got tangled up... 250 00:13:38,049 --> 00:13:40,108 Hey, why don't you call one of your old friends? 251 00:13:40,151 --> 00:13:43,279 I heard Danny's back in town. Or Pat? 252 00:13:44,222 --> 00:13:47,623 And tell them I work as a carny? No, thank you. 253 00:13:49,327 --> 00:13:51,887 -Yo! Guy! -Yeah? 254 00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:53,727 -Give me five. -Okay. 255 00:13:56,134 --> 00:13:59,865 Hey, I heard some big fat lady fell off the Paratrooper. 256 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:02,032 Oh, really? I didn't hear about that. Was she okay? 257 00:14:02,073 --> 00:14:05,736 I don't know. Hey, you know what? Give me 10. 258 00:14:05,777 --> 00:14:09,076 -Okay. -You know what? Make it 15. 259 00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:13,778 Yeah, I heard she was this big, fat, slob of a woman, you know? 260 00:14:13,818 --> 00:14:17,652 Hey, he won! Check it out! Way to go, Dom! Way to go, Dom! 261 00:14:17,689 --> 00:14:19,589 -We got a winner! -Come on, check it out! 262 00:14:19,624 --> 00:14:23,583 Okay, sir, actually, I saw you holding him over the bottles. 263 00:14:23,628 --> 00:14:24,686 That's cheating. 264 00:14:24,729 --> 00:14:27,892 Oh, no. He won fair-and-square, sir. You know, you gotta give him a prize! 265 00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:30,731 -Yeah, I saw him throw it! -Hey, thank you, sir. 266 00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:36,298 -Guys, hey, fellas, I could lose my job. -This faggot's trying to rip off a kid! 267 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,910 Why don't you give the kid a fucking panda. 268 00:14:43,548 --> 00:14:45,482 Here you go, here's your panda. 269 00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:49,453 Yeah, thanks. Here you go, Dom. I mean, he's just a little kid. 270 00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:52,248 Look, am I gonna get in trouble? 271 00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:54,383 No one's ever supposed to lose a giant-ass panda. 272 00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:56,587 Is it worth getting knifed over? 273 00:14:56,628 --> 00:14:57,822 No. 274 00:14:57,862 --> 00:15:02,663 -Hi. I'm James Brennan. I just started. -Em. Nice to meet you. 275 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:06,529 Sucks you're gonna lose your job your second day, James. 276 00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:10,932 No. Shit. I need this job. 277 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,602 I'm kidding. You're okay. 278 00:15:14,646 --> 00:15:16,773 I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda at knifepoint. 279 00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:20,148 Yo, Connell! Rock on! 280 00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:26,950 -Who's that? -Connell. He's the maintenance guy. 281 00:15:32,964 --> 00:15:35,194 Hey, Joel, is that a pipe? 282 00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:37,961 Yeah, I know. 283 00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:41,439 It's a revolting affectation, but it relaxes me. 284 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:44,465 -Hey, Joel. Hey. -Hi. 285 00:15:45,343 --> 00:15:46,776 You guys want some of this? 286 00:15:46,811 --> 00:15:49,905 -I bagged it from Paulette. Cuban rum? -Thanks. 287 00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:58,950 I think somebody was trying to write "Satan Lives" on that wall, 288 00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:01,151 but they spelled it "Satin Lives." 289 00:16:01,192 --> 00:16:03,558 One of those textile-worshipping cults, no doubt. 290 00:16:04,696 --> 00:16:06,027 -That's quite funny. -Yeah. 291 00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:08,362 Lou Reed? I like the tee, Em. 292 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,891 You know about Connell and Lou, right? 293 00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:13,165 No, I don't know about them. 294 00:16:13,204 --> 00:16:14,432 Time out, guys. 295 00:16:14,472 --> 00:16:15,939 -Guys, he doesn't know the legend. -Oh, my God! 296 00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:18,670 -Tell him. -Connell once jammed with Lou Reed. 297 00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:20,268 -Really? -The historic Lou Reed. 298 00:16:20,311 --> 00:16:22,939 -The Lou Reed. -So Connell's like a real musician? 299 00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:26,883 Yeah, he's got his own band. It's frigging awesome. 300 00:16:26,918 --> 00:16:30,081 -He's gotta get a lot of pussy with it. -He's married, you perv! 301 00:16:30,121 --> 00:16:32,055 Nice pipe, Grandpa! 302 00:16:33,224 --> 00:16:36,455 Oh, my God. That was a whole corn dog! 303 00:16:36,494 --> 00:16:38,860 I'm sorry, Joel. My brother is such a douche. 304 00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:41,761 Looks like it's us! Let's go, panty stain! 305 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,928 "Panty stain," that's me. Good night, everybody. 306 00:16:45,503 --> 00:16:47,403 Hey, I could give you a ride, if you want. 307 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:50,306 Really? Frigo, I got a ride. Really? 308 00:16:50,341 --> 00:16:51,399 -What? -Yeah. 309 00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:52,808 -Thank you so much. I got a ride. -Hey, what? 310 00:16:52,844 --> 00:16:54,709 You can go. Good night. 311 00:16:54,746 --> 00:16:56,338 -You got a ride? -Yes. 312 00:16:56,381 --> 00:16:59,544 All right, then. Then why don't you ride this? 313 00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:01,814 -Oh, my God. -Frigo. 314 00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:04,117 -All right, I'll see you, Brennan. -What the hell was that? 315 00:17:04,155 --> 00:17:05,850 It's just my life. 316 00:17:20,772 --> 00:17:24,503 I'm curious to know exactly how you are 317 00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:31,277 I keep my distance But that distance is too far 318 00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:36,481 It reassures me just to know that you're okay 319 00:17:36,521 --> 00:17:41,049 But I don't want you to go on needing me this way 320 00:17:41,092 --> 00:17:45,927 And I don't want to know if you are lonely 321 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,427 -Here, have some rum. -Thanks. 322 00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:52,732 Oh, shit. Sorry, my mother. She's very nosy. 323 00:17:54,572 --> 00:17:57,632 Yeah, she used to read my journals. I had to start writing them in Italian. 324 00:17:57,675 --> 00:17:59,609 I took Italian for a year. I went through an opera... 325 00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:01,134 Okay, she's gone. 326 00:18:03,314 --> 00:18:06,647 So, Joel told me that you're gonna go to Columbia for grad school. 327 00:18:06,684 --> 00:18:10,848 -Yeah. -Wow. I'm at NYU right now. 328 00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:12,880 Oh, really? Oh, that's cool. 329 00:18:12,957 --> 00:18:15,983 Maybe I'll run into you on the streets of NYC. 330 00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:19,824 -What are you studying? -Journalism. 331 00:18:19,864 --> 00:18:22,230 Yeah, I want to be, like, a travel essayist. 332 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,565 But I want to report on the real state of the world. 333 00:18:24,602 --> 00:18:26,263 You know, like Charles Dickens, 334 00:18:26,304 --> 00:18:27,931 for example, wrote what you might call travel books, 335 00:18:27,972 --> 00:18:30,805 but he visited prisons and mental asylums. 336 00:18:33,978 --> 00:18:35,240 -That's cool. -Yeah, is it? 337 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,713 -Yeah. -Okay. 338 00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:37,908 No, it is, it's... 339 00:18:37,949 --> 00:18:40,645 But why do you have to go to grad school for that? 340 00:18:42,453 --> 00:18:44,421 No, that's a valid question, 341 00:18:44,455 --> 00:18:48,289 but, actually, journalism is kind of like this old boys' network still. 342 00:18:48,326 --> 00:18:51,693 You need the right connections. It's very Ivy League, very exclusive. 343 00:18:51,729 --> 00:18:56,996 Stupid. I think my mother would rather I intern at some Fortune 500 company 344 00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:59,230 or something like that. 345 00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:01,261 -Fuck that, right? -Yeah. 346 00:19:03,808 --> 00:19:04,934 Yeah. 347 00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:09,339 I got to go. I have to meet a friend. 348 00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:12,110 -Okay. Yeah, thanks for the ride. -Sure. 349 00:19:47,151 --> 00:19:49,915 Hey, I heard you jammed with Lou Reed. 350 00:19:49,954 --> 00:19:52,787 -Don't believe everything you hear. -Okay. 351 00:19:53,858 --> 00:19:56,292 I'll tell you about it sometime. 352 00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:59,395 So, where does your band play? 353 00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:03,298 Usual shitholes around town. I need better musicians. 354 00:20:04,235 --> 00:20:06,999 -I'm starting a new band out in LA. -Los Angeles? 355 00:20:07,038 --> 00:20:10,132 Yeah. It's going to be cool. Going this winter. 356 00:20:11,809 --> 00:20:13,333 -Jesus. -Nasty. 357 00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:16,537 You'll get better at avoiding that. 358 00:20:20,551 --> 00:20:25,181 Hey, guys. Party at my house tonight. My dad's out of town. 359 00:20:26,591 --> 00:20:28,252 I'm invited? 360 00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:30,454 Yep, that's why I'm telling you. 361 00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:34,362 -Connell? -You kiddies have fun. 362 00:20:38,202 --> 00:20:39,897 She's cool, right? 363 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:42,264 You're just smearing that around. 364 00:20:44,075 --> 00:20:47,135 Hey, Sue, I'm a virgin at table games, so go easy on me. 365 00:20:47,178 --> 00:20:49,738 We're having a ping-pong tournament! 366 00:20:50,381 --> 00:20:51,507 -Hey. -Hey. 367 00:20:51,549 --> 00:20:52,811 Nice digs. 368 00:20:52,850 --> 00:20:56,377 Kind of begs the question of why the hell you're working at Adventureland? 369 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:59,117 Well, you know, my dad's a lawyer. 370 00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:02,888 It's been his life-long dream for his daughter to work at Adventureland. 371 00:21:02,927 --> 00:21:05,862 -High hopes. -Also gets me out of the house. 372 00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:09,056 So we can drink your parents' booze. It's okay? 373 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,590 -Absolutely. -Yes! 374 00:21:10,635 --> 00:21:13,160 -Awesome. -Don't touch me. 375 00:21:13,204 --> 00:21:16,332 Hey, I actually brought something for the party. 376 00:21:20,478 --> 00:21:22,503 -What is that? -It's a joint. 377 00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:24,139 -Oh. -Yeah. 378 00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:26,849 Bobby is weird. 379 00:21:26,884 --> 00:21:29,079 I had to go back and get the extra employee key for the bathroom, 380 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:31,054 and I went back, I opened the door, 381 00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:35,719 and there were all these pictures of him and Paulette, naked. 382 00:21:39,397 --> 00:21:40,659 What a weirdo. 383 00:21:42,533 --> 00:21:47,493 Hey, I'm gonna go for a swim. Anybody care to join me? 384 00:21:52,643 --> 00:21:53,769 Okay. 385 00:21:58,716 --> 00:22:00,445 Come on. 386 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:03,682 Is anybody else coming in here, or is it just us? 387 00:22:05,156 --> 00:22:06,555 Yeah, okay. 388 00:22:15,066 --> 00:22:17,591 -See, it's not so bad. It's okay. -No, it's okay. 389 00:22:26,110 --> 00:22:30,740 -Do you have any more of that pot? -Yeah, at home. Why? 390 00:22:32,016 --> 00:22:33,916 -We should make pot cookies. -Okay. 391 00:22:33,951 --> 00:22:36,511 That would be so fun. Have you done that? 392 00:22:36,554 --> 00:22:39,614 -I have not. I've had cookies. -All right. 393 00:22:39,657 --> 00:22:41,750 My connections have all dried up. That's why I'm asking. 394 00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:43,090 Your connections have dried up? 395 00:22:43,127 --> 00:22:45,061 What, you think, I have ties to the underworld or something? 396 00:22:45,096 --> 00:22:46,256 I have 5 joints. 397 00:22:46,464 --> 00:22:48,455 You think I can, like, put a hit out on somebody? 398 00:22:48,499 --> 00:22:49,523 -Yeah. -Yeah. 399 00:22:57,341 --> 00:22:59,332 Oh, my God! 400 00:23:00,611 --> 00:23:05,207 I got you. I got the door. It's only 3 feet, so I can handle it. 401 00:23:05,883 --> 00:23:07,009 Okay. 402 00:23:11,956 --> 00:23:13,048 -I'm gonna get a drink. -Okay. 403 00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:14,581 You want one? 404 00:23:22,967 --> 00:23:24,491 -Coming? -Yeah. 405 00:23:28,773 --> 00:23:30,900 Yeah, I'll meet you inside. 406 00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:33,702 -Okay. -I'll meet you inside. 407 00:23:33,744 --> 00:23:35,177 -Okay. -Okay. 408 00:23:36,914 --> 00:23:38,142 Shit. 409 00:23:41,052 --> 00:23:45,148 Boner! You got a boner! Brennan's got a boner! 410 00:23:46,557 --> 00:23:47,649 Yeah! 411 00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:53,454 Thanks. 412 00:23:53,664 --> 00:23:57,430 I like your records. Eno, Replacements, Big Star. 413 00:23:57,468 --> 00:24:01,768 Hey, give me your underwear. I'll throw them in the dryer for you. 414 00:24:02,940 --> 00:24:05,272 -I promise you'll get them back. -Yeah. 415 00:24:10,414 --> 00:24:11,745 Thank you. 416 00:24:21,859 --> 00:24:24,760 -Who's that? -It's my stepmom. 417 00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:31,199 I don't think there's any pictures of my mom in here. 418 00:24:31,235 --> 00:24:35,797 -She died 2 years ago. -Really? I'm sorry. 419 00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:40,308 My dad remarried last year. That's Francy. 420 00:24:41,379 --> 00:24:43,779 You see that unholy abomination on her head? 421 00:24:43,814 --> 00:24:45,247 -Yeah. -It's a wig. 422 00:24:45,283 --> 00:24:46,477 Is it? 423 00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:52,285 She had, like, a nervous breakdown when her first husband divorced her. 424 00:24:52,323 --> 00:24:54,086 Lost all her hair. 425 00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:57,185 I would feel bad if she wasn't such a status-obsessed witch. 426 00:25:01,599 --> 00:25:04,864 -I'm buzzed. You? -Yeah, kind of. 427 00:25:18,449 --> 00:25:20,713 -What was that? -What was what? 428 00:25:21,485 --> 00:25:23,214 I'm gonna go... You want to go see what they're doing? 429 00:25:23,254 --> 00:25:24,346 Yes. 430 00:25:29,227 --> 00:25:32,128 I think I drank, like, a whole bottle of vodka. 431 00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:34,631 You were drinking vermouth the whole night, it's disgusting. 432 00:25:34,665 --> 00:25:36,792 Yeah, it's a type of vodka. 433 00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:43,800 You okay? Frigo? What are you doing? 434 00:25:43,841 --> 00:25:46,002 Okay, good night! 435 00:25:53,985 --> 00:25:55,179 Hello? 436 00:25:57,255 --> 00:26:01,817 Hey. No, actually, the party broke up pretty early. 437 00:26:11,702 --> 00:26:13,135 I'm in here. 438 00:26:15,239 --> 00:26:17,434 Crack of dawn 439 00:26:18,876 --> 00:26:21,367 Cindy's movin' on 440 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,714 She's talking Cindy to everyone 441 00:26:29,487 --> 00:26:34,049 -So we have, like, 5 minutes? -No. 442 00:26:34,091 --> 00:26:36,559 Though I've heard it before 443 00:26:38,663 --> 00:26:41,496 There's not much point in wasting time, though. 444 00:26:41,532 --> 00:26:45,332 But I just can't get away 445 00:26:45,369 --> 00:26:49,772 Cindy kills me every day 446 00:27:25,609 --> 00:27:27,804 Lisa P. is back! 447 00:27:27,845 --> 00:27:30,075 -Lisa P. is back! -Lisa P.? Did you hear that? 448 00:27:30,114 --> 00:27:33,277 Lisa P. is back! Lisa P. is back! 449 00:27:34,685 --> 00:27:37,415 -Brennan, Brennan, Lisa P. is back! -Yeah? Who's Lisa P.? 450 00:27:37,455 --> 00:27:40,390 Holy mother of crap! "Who's Lisa P.?" 451 00:27:40,424 --> 00:27:41,618 That's Lisa P. 452 00:27:42,159 --> 00:27:45,720 Come on, come on 453 00:27:47,932 --> 00:27:53,063 Have you ever heard those opening lines 454 00:27:54,138 --> 00:27:59,735 You should leave this small town way behind 455 00:27:59,777 --> 00:28:04,908 I'll be your partner Show you the steps 456 00:28:08,352 --> 00:28:11,788 Oh, my God, look at the shape of her ass. 457 00:28:11,822 --> 00:28:15,019 It's a platonic ideal. That ass is a higher truth. 458 00:28:15,059 --> 00:28:19,655 Look, look at that little portal of light, just below her crotch, 459 00:28:19,697 --> 00:28:21,426 right where the thigh meets the pudendum. 460 00:28:21,465 --> 00:28:23,990 The pudendum? Are you pre-med? 461 00:28:24,034 --> 00:28:27,561 I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams about that diamond-shape portal. 462 00:28:27,605 --> 00:28:29,334 She's coming over here, man. Be cool. 463 00:28:29,373 --> 00:28:31,637 Okay, I'll try to hold it together. 464 00:28:31,675 --> 00:28:34,337 -Hey, Lisa. Hey, Kelly. -Hey, Joel. 465 00:28:34,378 --> 00:28:36,846 So, I didn't expect you to be back here. 466 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:39,782 Oh, man, I had my whole summer, like, mapped out. 467 00:28:39,817 --> 00:28:42,877 Laying out by the pool by day, dancing by night. 468 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:47,880 But my dad got injured on the job, and he's laid up, so I got to help out. 469 00:28:47,925 --> 00:28:50,655 Sorry to hear that. My mom has shingles. 470 00:28:52,263 --> 00:28:53,321 Oh. 471 00:28:53,364 --> 00:28:56,060 Well, I gotta go run the Musik-Express. 472 00:28:56,100 --> 00:29:00,196 I don't want Paulette bitching me out on my first day. 473 00:29:00,237 --> 00:29:02,398 -I'm Lisa. -James. 474 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,637 I heard you lost a giant-ass panda at knifepoint. 475 00:29:05,676 --> 00:29:09,134 Did you? I guess my legend precedes me. 476 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:12,581 -What? -It was nice to meet you. 477 00:29:12,616 --> 00:29:14,777 Nice to meet you, too, James. 478 00:29:15,753 --> 00:29:17,618 Bye, Lisa. Bye, Kelly. 479 00:29:19,023 --> 00:29:21,719 A little more than 40% of these fish are dead. 480 00:29:21,759 --> 00:29:23,624 I am amazed at how tiny my paycheck is, 481 00:29:23,661 --> 00:29:25,219 after working doubles. 482 00:29:25,262 --> 00:29:28,663 Well, we are doing the work of pathetic, lazy morons. 483 00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:32,830 Jesus fucking Christ, they play this song, like, 20 times a day. 484 00:29:32,870 --> 00:29:35,896 Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists! 485 00:29:40,144 --> 00:29:41,668 Hey. 486 00:29:41,712 --> 00:29:43,737 -Hey. -Hey, I made you a tape. 487 00:29:43,781 --> 00:29:45,146 These are my favorite bummer songs. 488 00:29:45,182 --> 00:29:47,650 They're truly miserable, pit-of-despair type songs. 489 00:29:47,685 --> 00:29:49,209 -I think you'll love it. -Cool. 490 00:29:49,253 --> 00:29:51,585 Yeah. Hey, you want to get a drink or something? 491 00:29:51,622 --> 00:29:52,748 Sure. 492 00:30:01,999 --> 00:30:05,230 I got a fever of 103 493 00:30:05,269 --> 00:30:08,898 Come on, baby Do you do more than dance? 494 00:30:08,939 --> 00:30:11,772 I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded 495 00:30:23,754 --> 00:30:28,782 -Hey, I feel like I should tell you. -Tell me what? 496 00:30:30,194 --> 00:30:33,527 Yeah. I had my heart broken recently. 497 00:30:34,665 --> 00:30:38,499 Is that... I don't know, I just thought I should tell you. 498 00:30:38,536 --> 00:30:40,595 -That sucks. -Yeah. 499 00:30:40,638 --> 00:30:43,505 -Who broke your heart? -A girl at school. 500 00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:46,874 Yeah, it's typical. I actually... I think there was... 501 00:30:46,911 --> 00:30:47,969 I think there was something there. 502 00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:49,673 I think that we actually had, like, potential. 503 00:30:49,713 --> 00:30:52,648 I don't know. I think she was afraid. 504 00:30:54,151 --> 00:30:55,175 Afraid of what? 505 00:30:55,219 --> 00:30:57,710 I don't know. Afraid of it being good or something. 506 00:30:57,755 --> 00:30:59,416 Was the sex good? 507 00:31:00,558 --> 00:31:02,549 She was very sexy. 508 00:31:02,593 --> 00:31:04,959 You've been with a lot of girls? 509 00:31:05,829 --> 00:31:10,323 Yep. Are we talking about, like, intercourse specifically? 510 00:31:11,168 --> 00:31:13,193 Yeah. 511 00:31:14,738 --> 00:31:16,000 No, in that case, 512 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,508 there were actually a few times that I... 513 00:31:18,542 --> 00:31:19,839 Yeah, a few times I could've done that. 514 00:31:19,877 --> 00:31:22,778 But it wasn't... It wasn't exactly right. 515 00:31:22,813 --> 00:31:25,873 Wait, so you're telling me you're a virgin? 516 00:31:25,916 --> 00:31:28,714 -There were circumstances... -Oh, my God! 517 00:31:28,752 --> 00:31:29,980 -Oh, my God. -No, I went... 518 00:31:30,020 --> 00:31:34,480 Okay, all right, for example, junior year, I was dating this girl, Betsy Cooke. 519 00:31:34,525 --> 00:31:38,655 Betsy was kind of, like... She was kind of a prude, actually. 520 00:31:38,696 --> 00:31:40,926 Anyway, one day, I was reading Shakespeare, 521 00:31:40,965 --> 00:31:46,267 and I realized I don't really love this person. You know? 522 00:31:46,303 --> 00:31:48,771 It was one of the sonnets. 523 00:31:48,806 --> 00:31:50,933 "Being your slave, what should I do 524 00:31:50,975 --> 00:31:54,741 "but tend upon the hours and times of your desires?" 525 00:31:54,778 --> 00:31:59,841 And I realized I don't want to tend to Betsy's hours or her times. 526 00:31:59,883 --> 00:32:01,316 All right, that doesn't matter. 527 00:32:01,352 --> 00:32:04,515 Anyway, I drove to Betsy's house, and I was literally about to tell her, 528 00:32:04,555 --> 00:32:06,523 and that's the night she said she wanted to have sex. 529 00:32:06,557 --> 00:32:09,492 Can you believe it? It was the same... You know, it was the same night, so... 530 00:32:09,526 --> 00:32:12,086 And you didn't just fuck her anyway? 531 00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:16,157 No. 532 00:32:18,302 --> 00:32:23,604 So what about you and intercourse? 533 00:32:23,641 --> 00:32:26,769 -Can you stop saying "intercourse"? -Sure, sure. 534 00:32:27,845 --> 00:32:29,437 I don't know. There were guys in high school, 535 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:32,142 and then, like, there were other ones. 536 00:32:33,050 --> 00:32:36,747 -Were you in love with any of them? -No. Hell no. 537 00:32:37,655 --> 00:32:38,679 Got you. 538 00:32:40,157 --> 00:32:42,785 Oh, hey, it's Connell. Hey, Connell! 539 00:32:42,826 --> 00:32:44,794 -Jimbo. -Hey, you know this place? 540 00:32:44,828 --> 00:32:48,127 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody knows this is my joint. 541 00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:51,594 These guys work at the park. This is Ronnie. 542 00:32:51,635 --> 00:32:53,626 Nice to meet you. 543 00:32:53,671 --> 00:32:55,400 -Hi. -Hey. 544 00:32:55,439 --> 00:32:57,930 We're gonna go meet some friends in the back. 545 00:32:57,975 --> 00:32:59,101 Cool. 546 00:33:00,744 --> 00:33:03,144 Do it! My nephew! 547 00:33:08,585 --> 00:33:10,951 Is that Connell's wife? She's, like, really pretty. 548 00:33:10,988 --> 00:33:12,478 Yeah, she is. 549 00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:15,887 She works at that lame disco, Razzmatazz. 550 00:33:17,628 --> 00:33:20,563 -It's kind of sad. -Oh, yeah? I've never been there. 551 00:33:20,597 --> 00:33:24,897 No, I mean their marriage is sad. He didn't want it. Now he's trapped. 552 00:33:31,141 --> 00:33:34,406 Are you sure you want to go? The band is really awful. 553 00:33:34,445 --> 00:33:37,005 -Yeah, I just needed some air. -Okay. 554 00:33:46,623 --> 00:33:49,888 Sometimes I feel so happy 555 00:33:52,463 --> 00:33:55,660 Sometimes I feel so sad 556 00:33:58,168 --> 00:34:01,331 Sometimes I feel so happy 557 00:34:02,272 --> 00:34:06,231 But mostly you just make me mad 558 00:34:08,479 --> 00:34:12,176 Baby, you just make me mad 559 00:34:15,953 --> 00:34:19,980 Linger on 560 00:34:21,091 --> 00:34:24,288 Your pale blue eyes 561 00:34:27,664 --> 00:34:31,259 Linger on 562 00:34:33,570 --> 00:34:37,700 -Hey, can we go somewhere? -Yeah. 563 00:34:41,912 --> 00:34:44,676 Thought of you as my mountain top 564 00:34:47,851 --> 00:34:50,684 Thought of you as my peak 565 00:34:53,724 --> 00:34:56,386 Thought of you as everything 566 00:34:58,495 --> 00:35:01,362 I've had but couldn't keep 567 00:35:04,368 --> 00:35:05,660 Hey. 568 00:35:11,642 --> 00:35:15,806 Linger on 569 00:35:16,780 --> 00:35:20,272 Your pale blue eyes 570 00:35:27,758 --> 00:35:30,420 -You made out with her? -Yeah. Yeah, I just kissed her. 571 00:35:30,460 --> 00:35:33,691 I don't know what came over me. It was incredible. 572 00:35:34,164 --> 00:35:37,861 Cool, man. How was that? 573 00:35:39,102 --> 00:35:43,038 Fantastic. Joel, she's like... She's, like, perfect, you know? 574 00:35:43,540 --> 00:35:45,667 -Good for you, man. -Yeah. 575 00:35:45,709 --> 00:35:47,643 I got to open my booth. 576 00:36:00,490 --> 00:36:02,321 Hey, do you have an ice-pick I can jam into my ears? 577 00:36:02,359 --> 00:36:04,020 I can't listen to this song again. 578 00:36:04,061 --> 00:36:08,430 I don't, but I have this. 579 00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:12,601 -Be cool with that. -Okay. Thanks. 580 00:36:16,039 --> 00:36:19,839 -Were you on a date last night? -I wouldn't call it a date. 581 00:36:19,877 --> 00:36:21,310 Not into Em? 582 00:36:22,512 --> 00:36:24,537 No, she's great. She's great. I just... 583 00:36:24,581 --> 00:36:25,843 I don't know if I'm ready for a girlfriend yet. 584 00:36:25,883 --> 00:36:28,647 I'm kind of getting over a broken heart. 585 00:36:28,852 --> 00:36:32,788 -I hope you didn't tell her that. -Why? 586 00:36:34,691 --> 00:36:36,989 You told her that, didn't you? 587 00:36:37,027 --> 00:36:40,121 James, no girl wants to hear about some other chick you're hard up for. 588 00:36:40,163 --> 00:36:43,462 -Right. They don't? -They don't. 589 00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:46,435 Look, I'm not saying never be vulnerable with a girl. 590 00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:49,405 I'm just saying don't play that card first. 591 00:36:50,540 --> 00:36:53,441 Wait, it's a card? Like a card? 592 00:36:54,144 --> 00:36:58,137 There's a science to it. You're probably pretty good at science. 593 00:36:58,782 --> 00:37:00,977 -That works now. -Yeah. Okay. 594 00:37:02,185 --> 00:37:06,019 Okay, observe. 2 options. 595 00:37:06,423 --> 00:37:09,654 I can play it safe, pick them off from back here, 596 00:37:09,693 --> 00:37:13,220 or I can rush into the breach, guns a-blazing. 597 00:37:13,263 --> 00:37:16,721 Make a run right at the cortex, and bombs away. 598 00:37:20,671 --> 00:37:23,572 Fortune favors the bold. Virgil said that. 599 00:37:23,607 --> 00:37:28,010 I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant in mind. I'm gonna go punch out. 600 00:37:28,045 --> 00:37:30,707 -All right, bye. -Your turn, man. 601 00:37:30,747 --> 00:37:32,772 Okay, but I'm probably not gonna be very good at this. 602 00:37:35,919 --> 00:37:37,910 Hey. 603 00:37:38,155 --> 00:37:40,646 I really want to see you tonight. 604 00:37:40,691 --> 00:37:42,886 -Tonight? -Yeah. 605 00:37:42,926 --> 00:37:45,588 Unless you got something else going on. 606 00:37:47,097 --> 00:37:49,122 You're doing really good. 607 00:37:50,167 --> 00:37:52,931 I jump when he jumps just instinctively. 608 00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:56,770 Where? Where do you wanna go? Not the backseat of your car. 609 00:37:56,807 --> 00:37:58,707 We can go to my mom's. 610 00:38:05,048 --> 00:38:07,141 -Hey, James? -Yeah? 611 00:38:09,786 --> 00:38:12,687 Whoa, bonus round. Kudos. 612 00:38:14,758 --> 00:38:17,192 I heard you might have some weed. 613 00:38:17,527 --> 00:38:20,690 Yeah, I have a stash. Why, you like the ganja? 614 00:38:22,933 --> 00:38:24,298 Sometimes. 615 00:38:26,303 --> 00:38:27,429 Beer? 616 00:38:29,373 --> 00:38:32,206 -Got anything stronger? -Yeah. 617 00:38:38,849 --> 00:38:39,941 So what excuse do you give your mother 618 00:38:39,983 --> 00:38:42,213 for coming down here so late? 619 00:38:43,687 --> 00:38:46,554 Gotta pump some midnight iron? 620 00:38:46,590 --> 00:38:50,959 Sometimes I come here to practice. Give Ronnie a break. 621 00:38:53,563 --> 00:38:56,760 You still hot for your wife? What's the sex like? 622 00:38:58,001 --> 00:39:00,868 Why? Why would you... Why would you say that? 623 00:39:00,904 --> 00:39:04,738 -Don't be mean. -Jeez, you're sensitive. 624 00:39:04,775 --> 00:39:09,576 No, I'm serious. When we're together, we're good to each other. 625 00:39:11,248 --> 00:39:12,943 Let's not ruin it. 626 00:39:15,152 --> 00:39:16,278 Okay. 627 00:39:20,891 --> 00:39:22,654 So, how's your dad? 628 00:39:23,994 --> 00:39:26,929 Since he can't work, he's been so fucked up. 629 00:39:27,664 --> 00:39:32,158 Yeah. Stays in bed a lot. Won't see anyone. 630 00:39:33,203 --> 00:39:36,104 -Men are prideful creatures. -Exactly. 631 00:39:41,011 --> 00:39:42,911 Do you believe in God? 632 00:39:44,848 --> 00:39:48,648 Wow, theology doesn't come up a lot around here. 633 00:39:48,685 --> 00:39:51,017 Yeah, but you see someone you love in pain, 634 00:39:51,054 --> 00:39:52,681 you sort of think about that kind of stuff. 635 00:39:52,722 --> 00:39:54,417 I believe in love. 636 00:39:57,394 --> 00:40:00,022 I mean, I think that love is very transferable, 637 00:40:00,063 --> 00:40:02,554 I mean, transformable. 638 00:40:02,599 --> 00:40:05,830 I think that love makes things transform together. 639 00:40:08,538 --> 00:40:10,199 I'm majorly high. 640 00:40:10,841 --> 00:40:13,742 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah, me, too. 641 00:40:15,979 --> 00:40:17,276 I'm having dinner with my parents. 642 00:40:21,518 --> 00:40:23,076 Somebody's hungry. 643 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:26,089 James, I read that Pitt has some journalism courses. 644 00:40:26,123 --> 00:40:28,182 -Is that so? -Oh, yeah? 645 00:40:30,627 --> 00:40:32,788 Yeah, I was just thinking that, 646 00:40:32,829 --> 00:40:34,694 you know, it might make fiscal sense for you 647 00:40:34,731 --> 00:40:37,996 to stay close to home for a while. 648 00:40:38,034 --> 00:40:41,936 And they have these broadcasting internships on Mister Rogers'. 649 00:40:41,972 --> 00:40:45,635 I get to intern on a kids' show with marionettes. 650 00:40:45,675 --> 00:40:48,166 Mom, I thought you wanted me to go to an Ivy League school, 651 00:40:48,211 --> 00:40:49,542 like the one I've been accepted to. 652 00:40:49,579 --> 00:40:52,343 I am... I am just trying to be pragmatic. 653 00:40:52,382 --> 00:40:57,479 They're hand puppets, not marionettes, on Mister Rogers'. 654 00:40:58,388 --> 00:41:01,687 You know, like, "Royal greetings, I am King Friday." 655 00:41:02,893 --> 00:41:05,088 That's a terrible impression. 656 00:41:05,128 --> 00:41:06,755 James, what is wrong with you? 657 00:41:07,063 --> 00:41:12,968 We, the people, in order to have a more perfect union, say, "Let's party!" 658 00:41:13,003 --> 00:41:16,370 Hey! Jugglers, fireworks! 659 00:41:16,406 --> 00:41:20,274 Mr. Fabulous' Incredible Performing Canines tonight! 660 00:41:20,310 --> 00:41:23,711 Hey, kid. In the clown mouth. Come on. 661 00:41:23,747 --> 00:41:26,272 -Be a pal. Thanks, buddy. -Eat it! 662 00:41:26,883 --> 00:41:28,646 Son of a bitch! 663 00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:31,314 Get him! Get him! 664 00:41:32,322 --> 00:41:34,256 -Come here. -Be careful. 665 00:41:36,393 --> 00:41:37,951 All right! Hey! 666 00:41:39,896 --> 00:41:41,090 Oh, my God! 667 00:41:41,331 --> 00:41:44,596 I don't even celebrate July 4th, you know? I celebrate Bastille Day. 668 00:41:44,634 --> 00:41:47,364 That's why Bastille Day is gonna be a blast for me. 669 00:41:54,377 --> 00:41:56,174 There is freedom within 670 00:41:56,213 --> 00:41:58,272 There is freedom without 671 00:41:58,315 --> 00:42:02,251 Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup 672 00:42:04,955 --> 00:42:07,890 There's a battle ahead 673 00:42:07,924 --> 00:42:10,222 Many battles are lost 674 00:42:10,260 --> 00:42:12,387 But you'll never see the end of the road 675 00:42:12,429 --> 00:42:16,058 While you're traveling with me 676 00:42:16,099 --> 00:42:18,226 Hey now, hey now 677 00:42:18,268 --> 00:42:21,260 Don't dream it's over 678 00:42:21,304 --> 00:42:24,205 Hey now, hey now 679 00:42:24,241 --> 00:42:27,233 When the world comes in 680 00:42:27,277 --> 00:42:30,735 They come, they come 681 00:42:30,780 --> 00:42:33,943 To build a wall between us 682 00:42:33,984 --> 00:42:36,782 We know they won't win 683 00:42:40,657 --> 00:42:42,852 -Park's closed, Em. -Yeah. 684 00:42:42,892 --> 00:42:45,588 -Rich, you scared the hell out of us. -Rich, it's me, James. 685 00:42:45,629 --> 00:42:48,223 -Park's closed, James. -Okay, we'll leave soon, okay? 686 00:42:48,265 --> 00:42:49,926 Better leave now. The park's closed. 687 00:42:49,966 --> 00:42:52,127 -All right, we better leave now. -Okay. Here we go. 688 00:42:52,168 --> 00:42:53,897 Okay. Thanks, Rich. 689 00:42:53,937 --> 00:42:56,735 Don't dream it's over 690 00:42:56,773 --> 00:42:59,674 Hey now, hey now 691 00:42:59,709 --> 00:43:02,701 When the world comes in 692 00:43:02,746 --> 00:43:05,772 They come, they come 693 00:43:07,117 --> 00:43:09,278 I think you're so beautiful. 694 00:43:10,654 --> 00:43:11,951 Oh, fuck. 695 00:43:16,259 --> 00:43:20,059 -Hey, kids! -Hey, hey. Hey, what's going on? 696 00:43:20,096 --> 00:43:23,588 -It's my friend James, Dad. -Hi. Nice to meet you, sir. 697 00:43:25,902 --> 00:43:28,234 -Nice to meet you, James. -You, too. 698 00:43:28,271 --> 00:43:31,672 -Hi, James. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 699 00:43:32,475 --> 00:43:35,638 Well, I'm gonna go do some work before bed. 700 00:43:37,247 --> 00:43:38,646 -Good night. -Good night. 701 00:43:38,682 --> 00:43:41,242 -Good night. -Good night, party pooper. 702 00:43:43,987 --> 00:43:47,821 So, it was a lovely party at the Melnicks'. 703 00:43:47,857 --> 00:43:50,189 And, you know, their daughter Lori is lovely. 704 00:43:50,226 --> 00:43:53,627 Now, she said you two used to be best friends. 705 00:43:53,663 --> 00:43:56,757 She used to sleep over in, like, junior high. 706 00:43:57,300 --> 00:44:00,792 Did you know that she is at law school at Northwestern? 707 00:44:03,573 --> 00:44:06,064 Lori Melnick, 708 00:44:06,109 --> 00:44:08,942 she once violated our cat Gypsy with a ballpoint pen. 709 00:44:08,978 --> 00:44:12,106 All right, Emily! That's enough, young lady. 710 00:44:13,850 --> 00:44:15,374 See you later. 711 00:44:16,252 --> 00:44:17,651 Sy. 712 00:44:26,930 --> 00:44:29,899 I can't believe my dad wants to be with that. 713 00:44:35,205 --> 00:44:36,536 Do you want to hear something fucked up? 714 00:44:36,573 --> 00:44:37,699 What? 715 00:44:39,542 --> 00:44:42,875 When my mom first started getting, like, really sick, 716 00:44:44,414 --> 00:44:46,575 my dad starts going to temple. 717 00:44:46,616 --> 00:44:49,312 He's never been serious about his faith. 718 00:44:49,352 --> 00:44:54,756 But he decided to buddy up to God, 719 00:44:54,791 --> 00:44:58,352 like he thought it was going to help save my mom. 720 00:44:58,828 --> 00:45:00,591 And that's where he met Francy. 721 00:45:03,566 --> 00:45:07,366 My mom loses her hair in chemo, 722 00:45:08,405 --> 00:45:11,067 and my dad starts fucking a bald woman. 723 00:45:12,442 --> 00:45:14,069 It's just weird. 724 00:45:19,482 --> 00:45:21,245 I'll take you home. 725 00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:31,554 We started dancing and love put us into a groove 726 00:45:31,594 --> 00:45:35,325 As soon as we started to move 727 00:45:38,501 --> 00:45:43,837 The music played while our bodies displayed for the dance 728 00:45:43,873 --> 00:45:46,603 It's nice when Paulette's got the day off. 729 00:45:47,110 --> 00:45:48,543 Put that disco station on. 730 00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:55,080 Hey, you know, I'm a one-man woman, so... 731 00:46:00,123 --> 00:46:03,957 -Hey, Bobby. I'm on break. -All right, let's see how you did. 732 00:46:09,165 --> 00:46:12,134 Hey, babe. How's it... Hello? 733 00:46:13,703 --> 00:46:15,432 Yeah, he's right here. 734 00:46:15,472 --> 00:46:16,632 It's your mother. 735 00:46:19,008 --> 00:46:20,202 Sorry. 736 00:46:21,277 --> 00:46:25,179 Hi, Ma. No, Ma, that's the pilot light. 737 00:46:25,215 --> 00:46:26,739 It's supposed to be on. 738 00:46:28,985 --> 00:46:31,749 No, the place is not going to blow. Ma? 739 00:46:32,589 --> 00:46:33,715 I'll be right there. 740 00:46:34,057 --> 00:46:35,649 I gotta go. 741 00:46:36,226 --> 00:46:38,888 -Jimbo, can I ask you something? -Yeah. 742 00:46:39,829 --> 00:46:42,662 You got one of those little baby joints on you? 743 00:46:42,699 --> 00:46:44,291 -I do. -Let's go. 744 00:46:57,213 --> 00:47:01,775 -Is your mom okay? -Yeah, she's a little dramatic, my mom. 745 00:47:01,818 --> 00:47:04,480 Kind of nutty since my dad skipped out. 746 00:47:04,521 --> 00:47:06,955 Where'd he go? 747 00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:08,958 I don't know. He left a long time ago. 748 00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:11,984 -This is cool. -Yeah, Lou Reed. 749 00:47:12,028 --> 00:47:14,929 -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Satellite Of Love. 750 00:47:14,964 --> 00:47:16,761 Of course. Right on. 751 00:47:20,336 --> 00:47:24,466 You gotta tell me your Lou Reed story. He's like a real hero to me. 752 00:47:25,775 --> 00:47:30,906 -Hey, man, how's it going with Em? -I don't know. It's going... 753 00:47:32,749 --> 00:47:34,011 She's... 754 00:47:36,185 --> 00:47:38,415 I think I'm in love with her. 755 00:47:38,721 --> 00:47:40,586 Soon it will be filled 756 00:47:40,623 --> 00:47:43,023 With parking cars 757 00:47:46,296 --> 00:47:49,197 I watch it for a little while 758 00:47:49,232 --> 00:47:51,723 I love to watch things on TV 759 00:47:51,768 --> 00:47:55,602 This will just take a second, Jimbo. Don't finish that joint. 760 00:47:56,973 --> 00:47:59,441 Satellite of love 761 00:48:00,977 --> 00:48:03,502 Satellite of love 762 00:48:04,814 --> 00:48:07,282 Satellite of love 763 00:48:08,217 --> 00:48:09,309 Hey. 764 00:48:11,487 --> 00:48:13,216 I was hanging out with your boyfriend earlier. 765 00:48:13,256 --> 00:48:15,816 -He's in love with you. -What? 766 00:48:16,459 --> 00:48:20,486 He said, I quote, "I think I'm in love with her." 767 00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:24,894 Right. 768 00:48:32,442 --> 00:48:34,410 Hey, are you going to Razzmatazz tonight? 769 00:48:34,444 --> 00:48:38,005 It's 2-for-Tuesday. You get 2 for the price of one. 770 00:48:38,414 --> 00:48:41,247 I want action tonight 771 00:48:41,284 --> 00:48:44,481 Satisfaction all night 772 00:48:50,860 --> 00:48:54,193 I grab my hat and I grab my shoes 773 00:48:54,230 --> 00:48:57,324 Tonight I'm gonna hit the streets and cruise 774 00:49:01,371 --> 00:49:02,497 You have to do something! 775 00:49:02,538 --> 00:49:03,596 You're not doing anything! 776 00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,835 I can't take it anymore! 777 00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:08,776 Maybe she needs to see Dr. Schacter again. 778 00:49:08,811 --> 00:49:10,278 You have to do something, okay? 779 00:49:10,313 --> 00:49:11,507 Something has to change. 780 00:49:11,547 --> 00:49:15,210 You know she works at that park, that trashy park, just to embarrass us! 781 00:49:19,255 --> 00:49:21,314 You're coming through 782 00:49:21,357 --> 00:49:23,621 Seems just like a dream 783 00:49:23,660 --> 00:49:27,187 It's a mystery to me 784 00:49:27,230 --> 00:49:29,255 Fills me within 785 00:49:29,298 --> 00:49:31,892 When we're together 786 00:49:31,934 --> 00:49:35,233 Oh, baby, can't you see 787 00:49:35,271 --> 00:49:39,605 I like to feel the passion 788 00:49:39,642 --> 00:49:43,339 To the point of no return 789 00:49:46,049 --> 00:49:48,279 What are you majoring in? 790 00:49:48,317 --> 00:49:50,444 Russian Literature and Slavic Languages. 791 00:49:50,486 --> 00:49:54,855 -Oh, wow, that's really interesting. -Yeah. 792 00:49:54,891 --> 00:49:57,689 What career track is that? 793 00:49:57,727 --> 00:50:01,026 Cabbie, hot-dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy. 794 00:50:01,064 --> 00:50:02,998 The world is my oyster. 795 00:50:06,035 --> 00:50:07,400 You kids need another round? 796 00:50:07,437 --> 00:50:09,632 -Thanks, Ronnie, we're fine. -Actually, we'll take 2 more. 797 00:50:09,672 --> 00:50:13,108 I'll have 2. Joel, you can have 1. 798 00:50:13,509 --> 00:50:16,637 -What the hell? Are you gonna stop? -2-for-Tuesday. 799 00:50:18,448 --> 00:50:22,009 Em, I love this song! Come on, let's dance! Let's dance. 800 00:50:22,919 --> 00:50:26,355 Come on. Come on. 801 00:50:27,890 --> 00:50:29,448 -Come on. -Okay. 802 00:50:31,861 --> 00:50:33,988 You are an obsession 803 00:50:34,030 --> 00:50:36,999 Here, ready? Stay with me. 804 00:50:38,701 --> 00:50:40,362 Unopened at your feet 805 00:50:40,403 --> 00:50:41,927 There's no balance 806 00:50:43,139 --> 00:50:45,073 -You like that? -Yes. 807 00:50:45,108 --> 00:50:47,668 Marcy Feingold, ninth grade, taught me that one. 808 00:50:47,710 --> 00:50:49,701 -Good one! -Thanks a lot. 809 00:50:51,147 --> 00:50:53,377 -Nice moves, Brennan. -Thanks. 810 00:50:55,518 --> 00:51:00,148 -Razzmatazz! -Come on, Razzmatazz, we're hungry. 811 00:51:01,758 --> 00:51:05,091 -But we love you more! -It knows. 812 00:51:05,128 --> 00:51:06,254 More. 813 00:51:07,630 --> 00:51:09,655 Oh, my God. You okay? 814 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,535 -Razzmatazz. -Come on. 815 00:51:15,037 --> 00:51:16,061 All right. 816 00:51:16,305 --> 00:51:19,866 -There you go. -You're so strong-ish. 817 00:51:20,810 --> 00:51:21,868 I'll take that. 818 00:51:27,683 --> 00:51:30,208 I'm so surprised I'm making out with you. 819 00:51:30,253 --> 00:51:31,481 Me, too. 820 00:51:41,364 --> 00:51:44,959 Em, I think you're incredible. 821 00:51:49,505 --> 00:51:52,406 Hey, there's a lot of shit in my life. 822 00:51:55,011 --> 00:51:57,809 I'm not ready for this. I need to take things slow. 823 00:51:57,847 --> 00:51:59,974 Okay, all right. 824 00:52:03,052 --> 00:52:04,417 I'm sorry. 825 00:52:16,365 --> 00:52:19,732 Hey. Let me help you with that. 826 00:52:20,770 --> 00:52:22,101 I got it. 827 00:52:23,339 --> 00:52:24,601 That is ugly. 828 00:52:26,042 --> 00:52:27,100 Thanks. 829 00:52:29,278 --> 00:52:31,769 -Hey, so how's your dad? -He's hanging in there. 830 00:52:31,814 --> 00:52:36,012 -Yeah? Still... Still not working? -No, no. 831 00:52:37,486 --> 00:52:40,819 The Musik-Express! 832 00:52:41,858 --> 00:52:45,089 -These rides are safe, right? -Supposedly. 833 00:52:45,895 --> 00:52:47,988 I wouldn't mess around on any of them. 834 00:52:48,030 --> 00:52:52,194 Last summer, there was this drunk idiot goofing around on the Comet Booster, 835 00:52:52,235 --> 00:52:54,169 trying to kick his buddy. 836 00:52:54,203 --> 00:52:58,230 They found his Reebok in the parking lot, with his foot in it. 837 00:52:58,274 --> 00:53:02,370 -Yo, Lisa. We're partners today. -Great. 838 00:53:04,146 --> 00:53:05,545 So it's official. 839 00:53:05,581 --> 00:53:07,048 My friend Boomer hooked me up with a job 840 00:53:07,083 --> 00:53:09,017 at the Mercedes dealership on Route 30. 841 00:53:09,051 --> 00:53:12,919 Yeah, I'm getting a car right away. Payments deducted from my check. 842 00:53:14,390 --> 00:53:18,520 Yeah, I'm gonna go for a 560, convertible, in gold, leather interior. 843 00:53:18,561 --> 00:53:20,756 I'm even gonna get a compact disc player. 844 00:53:20,796 --> 00:53:24,197 -It's gonna be insane. -To the max. 845 00:53:24,233 --> 00:53:27,532 So, hey, Lis, you wanna go see Judas Priest at Civic Arena? 846 00:53:27,570 --> 00:53:32,769 -My friend Fitzy got me floor seats, so... -That's okay. Take Boomer. 847 00:53:34,010 --> 00:53:37,104 And go get the hose. There's dried puke down there. 848 00:53:37,146 --> 00:53:38,511 You don't like Priest? 849 00:53:38,547 --> 00:53:41,880 -I'm busy that night. -I didn't tell you what night. 850 00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:47,712 James, you and I should go out some night. 851 00:53:47,757 --> 00:53:51,022 I get it, that's a funny one. 852 00:53:51,060 --> 00:53:52,994 Face! Douche. 853 00:53:53,829 --> 00:53:56,059 -Just let me know when. -Yeah? 854 00:53:57,767 --> 00:53:59,428 Pete, dried puke. 855 00:54:07,410 --> 00:54:12,279 I'm serious. I wouldn't mind going out with a nice guy for a change. 856 00:54:12,315 --> 00:54:14,909 Cool. Yeah. That would be very cool. 857 00:54:15,551 --> 00:54:17,246 Oh, come on, man! 858 00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:21,387 -Want to push a button? -No, I'm on games only. 859 00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:23,858 Okay, yeah, which one? Okay. 860 00:54:26,295 --> 00:54:28,923 -Oh, my gosh! -Shit! Shit! Shit! 861 00:54:29,131 --> 00:54:32,692 Wow! You fucked this up perfectly! 862 00:54:32,735 --> 00:54:34,703 -I know. I work on games, so... -I'm impressed. 863 00:54:34,737 --> 00:54:37,171 I know. I shouldn't have even been here. 864 00:54:37,206 --> 00:54:38,867 -Shit. -Hey. 865 00:54:39,108 --> 00:54:40,598 Connell, I need to ask you something. 866 00:54:40,643 --> 00:54:41,735 Hand me the crescent wrench, would you? 867 00:54:41,777 --> 00:54:42,903 Yeah. 868 00:54:44,447 --> 00:54:48,383 So, Lisa P. just asked me if I wanted to go out with her sometime. 869 00:54:48,417 --> 00:54:50,885 -Lisa P.? -Yeah. It's insane. 870 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:54,253 I think she might've just been trying to piss off Pete O'Malley but... 871 00:54:54,290 --> 00:54:57,691 Can you imagine any universe where she would get with a guy like me? 872 00:54:57,727 --> 00:54:59,160 She asked you out? 873 00:54:59,195 --> 00:55:02,358 You're a fucking idiot if you don't go. It's Lisa P. 874 00:55:02,398 --> 00:55:04,457 -Hold this, would you? -Yeah. 875 00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:07,025 That girl's a virgin. Can you believe that? 876 00:55:07,069 --> 00:55:09,902 Oh. In this day and age. You'd think... 877 00:55:09,939 --> 00:55:13,807 Well, she's a Catholic girl. They usually won't let you screw them. 878 00:55:13,843 --> 00:55:17,973 -But what they will let you do... -Yeah, but what about Em? 879 00:55:18,748 --> 00:55:23,515 Are you getting all your needs met by her? 880 00:55:26,222 --> 00:55:28,053 We're taking it slow. 881 00:55:28,758 --> 00:55:31,989 Right. Right. Okay, here's the thing. 882 00:55:33,696 --> 00:55:36,665 Every time you meet a beautiful woman, 883 00:55:36,699 --> 00:55:40,692 don't you imagine what she'd look like underneath you, naked? 884 00:55:40,736 --> 00:55:44,399 -What? No. No. -Someone like Lisa P. 885 00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:47,238 I mean, Jesus Christ, it's like every cell in your body's on fire, right? 886 00:55:47,276 --> 00:55:49,870 That's a little hyperbolic, but, yeah, I know, I see where you're going. 887 00:55:49,912 --> 00:55:52,608 That's the way we're wired. It's the way we're wired. 888 00:55:52,648 --> 00:55:56,243 It sucks, but it's just a fact of nature. It's also tragic. 889 00:56:00,056 --> 00:56:03,753 My feelings for Em are vast. 890 00:56:03,793 --> 00:56:07,854 James, imagine it. Lisa P. 891 00:56:10,132 --> 00:56:15,069 I know. Lisa P. I know. 892 00:56:29,652 --> 00:56:32,519 -Hey. -Hey. 893 00:56:32,988 --> 00:56:34,387 I brought you this. 894 00:56:34,423 --> 00:56:37,881 It's one of my favorite authors. Gogol. Russian. 895 00:56:37,927 --> 00:56:41,693 He lost his mind, burned the only copy of his final book, 896 00:56:41,730 --> 00:56:44,358 died a week later of self-starvation. 897 00:56:45,367 --> 00:56:46,391 Well... 898 00:56:48,270 --> 00:56:50,670 -Thank you. -Yeah. 899 00:56:55,311 --> 00:56:59,873 Hey, do you maybe want to go see a shitty movie or something sometime? 900 00:57:00,850 --> 00:57:04,308 Yeah, I just... You know, I did something kind of stupid. 901 00:57:04,353 --> 00:57:08,722 I... I told my brother that we made out. 902 00:57:10,359 --> 00:57:12,350 -That's bad? -No, no, no. 903 00:57:13,929 --> 00:57:16,159 But he... He told my parents. 904 00:57:19,535 --> 00:57:21,093 We're Catholic. 905 00:57:22,838 --> 00:57:24,863 Pete told my parents that you're Jewish. 906 00:57:28,377 --> 00:57:29,776 But I'm an atheist. 907 00:57:29,812 --> 00:57:31,746 I mean, more of a pragmatic nihilist, I guess, 908 00:57:31,780 --> 00:57:35,011 -or an existential pagan, if you will... -Yeah, yeah. 909 00:57:35,050 --> 00:57:38,213 But my parents are really strict. 910 00:57:40,122 --> 00:57:41,487 I'm sorry. 911 00:57:43,259 --> 00:57:46,717 -It's still a good book. -Nah, I'm sorry. 912 00:57:52,334 --> 00:57:53,961 -Hey, Joel. -Hey. 913 00:57:55,738 --> 00:57:57,569 How'd it go with Sue? 914 00:58:00,209 --> 00:58:01,642 Not so good. 915 00:58:02,645 --> 00:58:05,512 Hey, Em, come on. Don't say anything! 916 00:58:05,548 --> 00:58:07,516 Come on, worse things have happened to the Jews. 917 00:58:07,550 --> 00:58:08,881 Fuck that! 918 00:58:10,853 --> 00:58:12,548 You know, you don't deserve to date Joel! 919 00:58:12,588 --> 00:58:14,283 I mean, you're an anti-Semitic asshole! 920 00:58:14,323 --> 00:58:16,291 What do you, like, hate gay people, too? 921 00:58:16,325 --> 00:58:20,284 Do you support apartheid? You are not my friend. 922 00:58:24,099 --> 00:58:26,397 Bam! Child's play. 923 00:58:28,370 --> 00:58:31,965 Look, you can't tell anybody, but I'm going out with Lisa P. tonight. 924 00:58:32,007 --> 00:58:33,099 -You're what? -Yeah. 925 00:58:33,142 --> 00:58:36,509 This morning she asked me if I wanted to hang out sometime. 926 00:58:36,545 --> 00:58:39,742 What happened? I thought you were crazy about Em. 927 00:58:39,782 --> 00:58:41,010 I am. I am. 928 00:58:41,050 --> 00:58:43,245 But, you know, I don't know if she necessarily, 929 00:58:43,285 --> 00:58:45,150 like, wants something, you know, kind of serious. 930 00:58:45,187 --> 00:58:49,783 And, Joel, we're men. You know, we're, like, wired to meet our needs. 931 00:58:49,825 --> 00:58:52,123 I get it, it's a biological imperative. 932 00:58:52,428 --> 00:58:56,888 Frigo, you can't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with Lisa P. 933 00:58:56,932 --> 00:59:00,732 What? You know, I should give you a double-sack-whack 934 00:59:00,769 --> 00:59:04,227 -for telling a lie like that. -Okay, don't believe me. 935 00:59:05,741 --> 00:59:08,232 -Where are you going? -The Velvet Touch. 936 00:59:12,982 --> 00:59:14,210 Thanks. 937 00:59:19,955 --> 00:59:21,513 How's the wine? 938 00:59:25,628 --> 00:59:28,028 -It's good! -Yeah. 939 00:59:33,636 --> 00:59:37,231 I just need to tell you something. 940 00:59:38,941 --> 00:59:41,239 Yeah, is it cool if we don't tell a lot of people about tonight? 941 00:59:41,277 --> 00:59:44,440 'Cause I think there's someone at the park 942 00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:47,813 who may have a little thing for me, and I don't want her to feel bad. 943 00:59:47,850 --> 00:59:51,342 -You mean Em? -Yeah. 944 00:59:54,757 --> 00:59:56,486 So you like working at the park? 945 00:59:56,525 --> 00:59:58,993 Yeah, I think it could be character building. 946 00:59:59,028 --> 01:00:00,859 And, you know, I've made a lot of friends. 947 01:00:00,896 --> 01:00:02,955 Yeah, you and Connell seem pretty tight. 948 01:00:02,998 --> 01:00:04,056 Yeah, I like him. I think he's interesting. 949 01:00:04,099 --> 01:00:06,033 I think he's kind of like a, you know, poetic soul. 950 01:00:06,068 --> 01:00:09,560 -That guy's got some problems. -What do you mean? 951 01:00:10,539 --> 01:00:14,976 Last summer, he was having this thing with this girl from the snack bar. 952 01:00:15,277 --> 01:00:18,769 He used to take her to his mother's basement to have sex with her. 953 01:00:18,814 --> 01:00:22,147 His mother's basement. How gross is that? 954 01:00:22,651 --> 01:00:24,881 But he's married, right? 955 01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:28,321 -Didn't stop him from hitting on me. -Wow. 956 01:00:33,495 --> 01:00:37,261 -Is that Frigo? -Yeah, it is Frigo. 957 01:00:39,435 --> 01:00:42,404 I wonder what he's doing here. I should say hi. I've known him since... 958 01:00:42,438 --> 01:00:43,962 Excuse me. 959 01:00:45,474 --> 01:00:48,136 -You son of a bitch, that's Lisa P.!. -What the fuck are you doing here? 960 01:00:48,177 --> 01:00:51,635 I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry, I thought you were full of shit, but holy shit! 961 01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:53,841 There she is! Think you can get me naked pictures of her? 962 01:00:53,882 --> 01:00:54,974 Frigo, get the fuck out of here, 963 01:00:55,017 --> 01:00:56,416 and you can't tell anybody about this, okay? 964 01:00:56,452 --> 01:00:59,080 All right, all right, relax, Brennan. 965 01:00:59,288 --> 01:01:01,552 -What's it worth to you? -You're shaking me down? 966 01:01:01,590 --> 01:01:03,615 No... Yeah, yeah. 967 01:01:04,093 --> 01:01:07,085 I hate you with such great fervor. I... 968 01:01:09,264 --> 01:01:10,663 Thanks, Brennan. 969 01:01:14,970 --> 01:01:17,200 Sorry about that. What a coincidence. 970 01:01:17,239 --> 01:01:20,675 Frigo was out to rent a video, saw us through the window, and... 971 01:01:20,709 --> 01:01:22,301 -Wow. -Yeah. 972 01:01:22,911 --> 01:01:25,675 And here we are. I wonder how the fondue is tonight. 973 01:01:28,517 --> 01:01:32,044 I want to visit every continent, every country, really. 974 01:01:33,355 --> 01:01:37,086 Charles Dickens actually wrote these really interesting travel pieces, 975 01:01:37,126 --> 01:01:38,184 but he visited prisons... 976 01:01:38,227 --> 01:01:40,752 Would you rather have a sailboat or a speedboat? 977 01:01:42,131 --> 01:01:45,259 -Gee, I guess... -I think sailboats are, like, 978 01:01:45,300 --> 01:01:48,861 way more cooler, you know, like more classic. 979 01:01:51,340 --> 01:01:54,366 Though I bet speedboats would be a lot more fun. 980 01:01:54,410 --> 01:01:56,037 What were you saying? 981 01:01:56,645 --> 01:01:59,512 Just babbling. 982 01:01:59,548 --> 01:02:00,606 Oh. 983 01:02:03,152 --> 01:02:05,916 I just need to get normal before I go inside. 984 01:02:05,954 --> 01:02:09,253 Put on some perfume to cover the smell. 985 01:02:09,291 --> 01:02:12,385 I was going to suggest more perfume. 986 01:02:12,428 --> 01:02:14,020 -Shoot, my brush. -Yeah. Hold on. 987 01:02:16,498 --> 01:02:19,524 -Jesus, what the hell is this? -Is that yours? 988 01:02:20,002 --> 01:02:24,666 -No. I guess it's my dad's. -Here, pull over here. 989 01:02:33,148 --> 01:02:34,945 Can you smell the pot? 990 01:02:40,923 --> 01:02:42,686 You smell amazing. 991 01:02:44,526 --> 01:02:47,723 Thanks for tonight. It was fun. 992 01:02:47,763 --> 01:02:50,732 Yeah. Yeah, it was. 993 01:03:04,813 --> 01:03:06,110 Fondue. 994 01:03:13,722 --> 01:03:16,520 -Oh, God. -Tiger. 995 01:03:17,559 --> 01:03:18,583 Sorry. 996 01:03:21,029 --> 01:03:22,792 -Another time. -Yeah. 997 01:03:35,978 --> 01:03:37,969 -Good night. -Good night. 998 01:04:14,216 --> 01:04:17,014 -Hey. -Hey. 999 01:04:17,052 --> 01:04:18,679 Hey. I missed your call last night. Sorry about that. 1000 01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:21,689 I was out with some old high-school buddies. 1001 01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:24,253 -Sounds fun. -Yeah, it was. 1002 01:04:24,293 --> 01:04:26,818 We got caught up reminiscing. I was out pretty late. 1003 01:04:26,862 --> 01:04:29,057 But what were you calling about? 1004 01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:35,327 Calling to say sorry. I felt like I was kind of a jerk the other night. 1005 01:04:36,738 --> 01:04:41,505 Okay. Sorry. Yeah, me, too. I was drunk. 1006 01:04:41,777 --> 01:04:43,870 And I brought you something. 1007 01:04:46,114 --> 01:04:48,878 -This bag? -Mmm-hmm. What's inside the bag? 1008 01:04:51,587 --> 01:04:54,681 -Is that a couple of joints? -I think so. For pot cookies. 1009 01:04:54,723 --> 01:04:57,157 -Oh, my. You follow through. -I do. 1010 01:04:57,826 --> 01:04:59,521 Cool. This'll be fun. 1011 01:05:00,128 --> 01:05:03,586 -Let's do it. -Okay. I'm only having half, okay? 1012 01:05:03,632 --> 01:05:07,625 Walnuts? You want to see me go into anaphylactic shock? Fuck. 1013 01:05:08,503 --> 01:05:11,995 -Home-made? Yummy. -Brennan, you gonna eat the other half? 1014 01:05:15,477 --> 01:05:16,569 Sorry. 1015 01:05:17,980 --> 01:05:19,880 Spinning on that dizzy edge 1016 01:05:19,915 --> 01:05:23,112 I kissed her face and kissed her head 1017 01:05:23,151 --> 01:05:26,678 And dreamed of all the different ways 1018 01:05:26,722 --> 01:05:29,418 I had to make her glow 1019 01:05:29,458 --> 01:05:33,360 "Why are you so far away?" she said 1020 01:05:33,395 --> 01:05:38,332 "Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you 1021 01:05:38,367 --> 01:05:42,064 "That I'm in love with you" 1022 01:05:42,104 --> 01:05:45,301 You Soft and only 1023 01:05:45,340 --> 01:05:48,434 You Lost and lonely 1024 01:05:48,477 --> 01:05:51,742 You Strange as angels 1025 01:05:51,780 --> 01:05:54,749 Dancing in the deepest oceans 1026 01:05:54,783 --> 01:05:57,581 Twisting in the water 1027 01:05:57,619 --> 01:06:00,952 And what a race we have here today, ladies and gentlemen. Boy! 1028 01:06:00,989 --> 01:06:03,389 And nobody is in the lead. Nobody is in the lead. 1029 01:06:03,425 --> 01:06:06,019 In fact, what is so mind-blowing about this particular race 1030 01:06:06,061 --> 01:06:09,553 is how evenly-matched these particular competitors are. 1031 01:06:09,731 --> 01:06:13,326 And Yellow is dead last. I don't think Yellow's moved once. 1032 01:06:13,735 --> 01:06:17,330 This is a fall from grace for the once-great stallion, Yellow. 1033 01:06:17,739 --> 01:06:21,231 You know, Yellow has inseminated over 1, 000 foals in his lifetime, 1034 01:06:21,276 --> 01:06:23,471 which might explain his current exhaustion. 1035 01:06:25,914 --> 01:06:29,714 And you won, Number 9, here you go... Here you go, great job. 1036 01:06:30,585 --> 01:06:31,916 Hey, Bobby. 1037 01:06:32,421 --> 01:06:34,412 Brennan, what are you doing? 1038 01:06:36,291 --> 01:06:38,225 -You been toking up? -What? 1039 01:06:38,260 --> 01:06:40,751 -You been drinking drugs? -No! 1040 01:06:40,796 --> 01:06:43,424 Your eyes are red. Have you been crying? 1041 01:06:43,465 --> 01:06:47,162 Yeah, maybe, like, a little bit before. But no, Bobby, 1042 01:06:47,202 --> 01:06:50,467 I'm feeling sick because I think I ate a bad corn dog before, Bobby. 1043 01:06:50,505 --> 01:06:51,529 That's why. 1044 01:06:51,573 --> 01:06:54,064 You know, why don't you go over to Hats Off T o Larry 1045 01:06:54,109 --> 01:06:56,703 -and collect some balls? -Okay. 1046 01:06:56,745 --> 01:06:59,373 And I'll tell you what, I'll take over this. 1047 01:07:02,417 --> 01:07:04,044 Hey, you all right? 1048 01:07:04,086 --> 01:07:05,986 -Yeah, thank you. -All right. 1049 01:07:06,388 --> 01:07:07,548 This is how we met. 1050 01:07:08,657 --> 01:07:12,684 And they're off! In the lead is Green 5. Green is in the lead. 1051 01:07:12,728 --> 01:07:17,290 Green 5, Green 5 in the lead. And there you are, Green 5! 1052 01:07:17,332 --> 01:07:21,132 Green! You really got it going on! You know exactly what you're doing. 1053 01:07:21,169 --> 01:07:24,366 Green! You got it, Green! You won! 1054 01:07:26,608 --> 01:07:29,634 Pass that down to her. Loser, pass that down. Thank you. 1055 01:07:36,918 --> 01:07:40,479 -Can I get some balls? -You're gonna have to get more balls. 1056 01:07:40,522 --> 01:07:42,683 The customer's always right. 1057 01:07:44,893 --> 01:07:46,520 Here you go. 1058 01:07:49,064 --> 01:07:52,932 -I hit that thing dead-on! -Yet he still retains his chapeau. 1059 01:07:53,935 --> 01:07:55,835 Whoa, whoa. Come on. 1060 01:07:55,871 --> 01:07:56,895 Hey! 1061 01:08:01,243 --> 01:08:03,711 What the fuck? It's glued on, the fucking thing. 1062 01:08:03,745 --> 01:08:05,906 -It's not worth it. -We have a winner. 1063 01:08:05,947 --> 01:08:07,642 -Nicky. -Congratulations. 1064 01:08:07,682 --> 01:08:11,049 The fucking thing is glued on? His hat is glued on? 1065 01:08:11,086 --> 01:08:13,384 -Fuck this, Nicky. -What is so fucking funny? 1066 01:08:13,421 --> 01:08:15,787 -Yeah, what's so fucking funny? -I don't know. 1067 01:08:17,092 --> 01:08:18,582 -Oh, my God! -My God. 1068 01:08:18,627 --> 01:08:21,061 -What the fuck? -Not so funny now, is it? 1069 01:08:21,096 --> 01:08:23,496 You can't do shit like that. Like, what the fuck? 1070 01:08:23,532 --> 01:08:25,363 -You punch him in the face? -Back off, slut! 1071 01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:29,962 -Don't fucking touch her, man. -What are you gonna do, faggot? 1072 01:08:35,010 --> 01:08:36,238 Oh, fuck. 1073 01:08:36,278 --> 01:08:39,179 -You're fucking dead! -You jerk! 1074 01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:45,048 Breaking the law, breaking the law 1075 01:08:48,156 --> 01:08:51,216 Breaking the law, breaking the law 1076 01:09:02,170 --> 01:09:05,196 -The option of the flute? -Option of the flute... 1077 01:09:06,441 --> 01:09:08,432 People are trying to kill me. 1078 01:09:10,278 --> 01:09:12,610 Get the fuck out, motherfucker! 1079 01:09:13,415 --> 01:09:14,575 Move. 1080 01:09:16,051 --> 01:09:19,248 Get out of my doorway, motherfucker! Give me a reason! 1081 01:09:19,287 --> 01:09:22,654 Just give me a fucking reason! You don't know what I'm capable of! 1082 01:09:22,691 --> 01:09:27,355 Come on! Please! You don't know what I'm capable of! 1083 01:09:34,236 --> 01:09:36,670 -Bastard. -Thanks, Bobby. 1084 01:09:36,705 --> 01:09:38,195 -No problem. -Okay, I'm gonna take the back way. 1085 01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:39,298 Yeah, yeah, good. 1086 01:09:39,341 --> 01:09:42,435 You know what, now that I think of it, the flute is actually more expensive. 1087 01:09:42,477 --> 01:09:44,968 You guys should have seen Brennan wail on that greaseball, man. 1088 01:09:45,013 --> 01:09:46,674 -I can't believe you hit someone. -Me, either. 1089 01:09:46,715 --> 01:09:48,740 How'd you do it? Did you hit him like this? Oh, psych! 1090 01:09:50,018 --> 01:09:52,680 Dude, this guy was huge. I mean, Brennan went up, like, one hit... 1091 01:09:52,721 --> 01:09:55,281 -And just dropped the guy. -I can't believe they call that a hit. 1092 01:09:55,323 --> 01:09:57,621 Then his buddy started chasing him all around the park, 1093 01:09:57,659 --> 01:09:59,126 and then he hid in Bobby's office. 1094 01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:01,287 Yeah, see, that's more like the son of a bitch. 1095 01:10:01,329 --> 01:10:02,694 Bobby kicked the door down 1096 01:10:02,731 --> 01:10:04,631 and came out all psycho with this bat like... 1097 01:10:04,666 --> 01:10:06,634 And all his buddies just go, "Okay." 1098 01:10:06,668 --> 01:10:08,067 Where's the guy? Was he ever... 1099 01:10:08,103 --> 01:10:09,434 I don't know. They left him on the pavement. 1100 01:10:09,471 --> 01:10:11,701 Then I got his girlfriend's number. 1101 01:10:13,408 --> 01:10:15,376 Where are you taking me? 1102 01:10:17,279 --> 01:10:18,678 You've never been to this place before? 1103 01:10:18,713 --> 01:10:20,044 No. 1104 01:10:25,787 --> 01:10:31,987 I think you might be the coolest and cutest guy I ever met. 1105 01:10:32,527 --> 01:10:33,789 Really? 1106 01:10:35,130 --> 01:10:37,621 I mean, I'm really high, but... 1107 01:11:03,792 --> 01:11:05,726 I don't want to lose you. 1108 01:11:31,286 --> 01:11:33,914 -Forget to refrigerate these? -Yeah. 1109 01:11:34,723 --> 01:11:37,214 When did they get in, yesterday? 1110 01:11:37,258 --> 01:11:39,783 -Around what time? -In the morning. 1111 01:11:43,498 --> 01:11:45,432 -They smell weird? -Yeah. 1112 01:11:45,467 --> 01:11:48,265 -I think that's normal, though. -Yeah. 1113 01:11:48,303 --> 01:11:51,033 Stuffy, fry these up! 1114 01:11:51,873 --> 01:11:55,365 Hey, Brennan, I want to talk to you. Want to pick up some extra shifts? 1115 01:11:55,410 --> 01:11:58,174 -Yeah, sure. -Good. Because Joel quit. 1116 01:11:58,613 --> 01:12:00,137 -What? -He's passed on. 1117 01:12:00,181 --> 01:12:04,174 He moved on, honey. He didn't pass on, he moved on. 1118 01:12:06,955 --> 01:12:08,980 I know, I heard you! 1119 01:12:15,196 --> 01:12:19,030 -What are you doing here? -You didn't call me back. 1120 01:12:19,401 --> 01:12:22,666 Look, I can't abide the humiliation of you seeing the inside of my house. 1121 01:12:22,704 --> 01:12:25,832 The vile plastic slipcovers, the art-fair paintings. 1122 01:12:25,874 --> 01:12:30,038 And it's really messy. Just go around back. I'll meet you. 1123 01:12:30,078 --> 01:12:31,545 Okay. 1124 01:12:33,181 --> 01:12:36,548 Hey, Jeffrey! Turn off the fucking lawnmower. 1125 01:12:38,186 --> 01:12:41,246 -Fine. -I'm trying to have a conversation here. 1126 01:12:43,858 --> 01:12:46,554 -Fuck off, fuck face. -Nimrod. 1127 01:12:46,594 --> 01:12:47,686 I hate you, asshole. 1128 01:12:47,729 --> 01:12:52,029 -Hey, is it because of Sue? -What? 1129 01:12:52,067 --> 01:12:55,127 Why you quit. Because, Joel, you're a great guy, you know, 1130 01:12:55,170 --> 01:12:56,797 and she doesn't deserve you. 1131 01:12:56,838 --> 01:13:00,604 James, look at me. I'm not a good-looking guy. 1132 01:13:00,642 --> 01:13:03,270 And I'm poor. Girls aren't gonna go near me 1133 01:13:03,311 --> 01:13:05,871 when there's all these fucking yuppies around. 1134 01:13:05,914 --> 01:13:07,609 That's ridiculous. Not all women are like that. 1135 01:13:07,649 --> 01:13:09,913 You know, Em isn't like that. 1136 01:13:09,951 --> 01:13:11,384 -Em? -Yeah. 1137 01:13:13,688 --> 01:13:15,849 You don't even appreciate what you have. 1138 01:13:15,890 --> 01:13:17,790 You're chasing after Lisa P. 1139 01:13:17,826 --> 01:13:22,661 when you have this incredible, beautiful girl right fucking there. 1140 01:13:25,533 --> 01:13:26,898 Fuck this. 1141 01:13:40,982 --> 01:13:42,745 Don't do that. 1142 01:13:50,091 --> 01:13:53,925 -I thought you were off today. -I need to tell you something. 1143 01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:04,102 Last week I went on a date with Lisa P. She asked me out. 1144 01:14:04,139 --> 01:14:07,199 It was nothing. We kissed a little bit at the end of the date, 1145 01:14:07,242 --> 01:14:12,202 and I felt her breast a little bit, but nothing else. 1146 01:14:12,747 --> 01:14:14,908 Right. No intercourse? 1147 01:14:15,850 --> 01:14:17,613 No. No intercourse. 1148 01:14:19,220 --> 01:14:22,519 Look, I'm sorry, it's just... You and I never talked about being exclusive. 1149 01:14:22,557 --> 01:14:27,051 I don't want to see her again, okay? You're the one I... 1150 01:14:29,597 --> 01:14:32,122 Look, we'll both be in New York soon, and I want to hang out with you. 1151 01:14:32,167 --> 01:14:35,068 I want to get to know you better, 1152 01:14:35,103 --> 01:14:38,368 if you want to get to know me better as well. 1153 01:14:38,406 --> 01:14:40,203 James, you don't owe me anything. 1154 01:14:40,241 --> 01:14:43,870 I know, but I want to owe you things. 1155 01:14:44,679 --> 01:14:49,309 I'm ready to owe you things, okay? Because I really, really care about you. 1156 01:14:50,552 --> 01:14:54,784 -Are you mad at me? 'Cause I'm sorry. -No, no. I'm not mad at you. 1157 01:14:55,924 --> 01:15:01,453 Thanks for telling me. That was, like, really sweet. 1158 01:15:38,900 --> 01:15:41,926 -Are you crazy? You can't come here. -I just can't do this anymore. 1159 01:15:41,970 --> 01:15:44,598 I'm starting to really fucking hate myself, you know? 1160 01:15:44,639 --> 01:15:48,405 Oh, Christ. My wife probably heard me come in. 1161 01:15:48,443 --> 01:15:50,934 Just... I gotta... We'll find someplace to talk. 1162 01:15:50,979 --> 01:15:54,039 I gotta go make an excuse. Park outside my mom's house, okay? 1163 01:15:54,082 --> 01:15:55,743 -Okay. -All right. 1164 01:15:58,319 --> 01:16:01,516 Brennan. Yo, Brennan. Come here! 1165 01:16:03,258 --> 01:16:06,557 Brennan, you gotta hear this. Tell him. Tell him what you told me. 1166 01:16:06,594 --> 01:16:08,858 I ate too many circus peanuts. 1167 01:16:08,896 --> 01:16:11,831 No, what? No, not that, retard. The other thing, the thing about Em. 1168 01:16:11,866 --> 01:16:14,528 Frigo, shut up. Wait, what thing about Em? 1169 01:16:14,569 --> 01:16:17,561 I saw Em and Connell in his car. 1170 01:16:17,605 --> 01:16:20,073 Right, right. What were they doing in the car, Rich? 1171 01:16:20,108 --> 01:16:24,067 They were doing push-ups in his car. They didn't have any pants on. 1172 01:16:24,112 --> 01:16:26,672 No pants. Naked push-ups, retard, for fucking. 1173 01:16:26,714 --> 01:16:28,375 -James, they were fucking. -Frigo, Frigo. Shut up. 1174 01:16:28,416 --> 01:16:32,819 -When did you see this, Rich? -Like, a while ago, a while ago. 1175 01:16:32,854 --> 01:16:34,845 It was just a couple of weeks ago, right, Rich? 1176 01:16:42,930 --> 01:16:46,457 -Hello? -Mr. Lewin, it's James. Is Emily there? 1177 01:16:46,501 --> 01:16:50,369 She said she was with you. She said she was gonna go meet you. 1178 01:16:50,938 --> 01:16:54,874 Oh, yeah. I think we got our wires crossed. 1179 01:16:56,110 --> 01:16:57,407 Okay, bye. 1180 01:17:02,216 --> 01:17:03,547 What'd he say? 1181 01:17:05,887 --> 01:17:07,377 Can you get your mother's car? 1182 01:17:09,123 --> 01:17:11,887 All right, I got the keys. Push me out. 1183 01:17:30,311 --> 01:17:32,279 I don't want to drink. 1184 01:17:37,585 --> 01:17:40,782 Did you know James went out with Lisa P. last week? 1185 01:17:40,822 --> 01:17:42,983 -I know. -You know. 1186 01:17:43,591 --> 01:17:46,185 -You want me to rat out James? -Right. 1187 01:17:49,764 --> 01:17:51,755 -Slow down. -Shit. 1188 01:17:51,799 --> 01:17:52,823 It's Em's car. 1189 01:17:53,935 --> 01:17:55,562 Let's wait here. 1190 01:18:01,075 --> 01:18:03,805 I stole some of my grandma's cough medicine if you want some. 1191 01:18:04,445 --> 01:18:06,037 -No. -It's grape. 1192 01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:07,775 -No, please. -Okay. 1193 01:18:08,015 --> 01:18:10,916 Can you sit down, please, just for a second? 1194 01:18:16,090 --> 01:18:18,558 -Look, you want to end this? -Yes. 1195 01:18:22,096 --> 01:18:24,428 I got a hockey stick in the back, if you want to smash the windows. 1196 01:18:24,465 --> 01:18:27,229 -Frigo, shut the fuck up, okay? -All right, okay, Brennan. 1197 01:18:27,268 --> 01:18:29,532 -Just trying to help. -Oh, shit. 1198 01:18:42,016 --> 01:18:43,950 What are you doing here? 1199 01:18:44,552 --> 01:18:46,679 Are you and Connell, like... 1200 01:18:49,357 --> 01:18:52,918 It started in, like... I didn't even know you when it... 1201 01:18:56,297 --> 01:19:00,097 How did you... What are you... How did you find me here? 1202 01:19:00,701 --> 01:19:05,138 Lisa P. told me that Connell used to take some other girl here last summer 1203 01:19:06,140 --> 01:19:08,131 to his mother's basement. 1204 01:19:08,576 --> 01:19:09,804 Right. 1205 01:19:11,712 --> 01:19:15,876 Yeah, I just, like, don't understand how you could do this. 1206 01:19:15,917 --> 01:19:17,942 I came here to... 1207 01:19:20,221 --> 01:19:22,052 I know. I know I fucked up, too, okay? 1208 01:19:22,089 --> 01:19:26,082 I fucked up one time, and I fucking told you about it, and you... 1209 01:19:26,327 --> 01:19:28,989 You think I'm, like, some fucking pathetic idiot or something. 1210 01:19:29,030 --> 01:19:31,931 You're not a fucking idiot. I'm a fucking idiot. 1211 01:19:33,668 --> 01:19:35,226 Yeah, that's right. 1212 01:19:46,614 --> 01:19:47,638 Shit. 1213 01:20:03,030 --> 01:20:06,056 I am the champion. To the victor go the spoils. 1214 01:20:06,567 --> 01:20:10,094 -Here you go. -What? What is this? 1215 01:20:10,137 --> 01:20:14,369 -Is it a banana? -It's a banana with eyes. 1216 01:20:15,176 --> 01:20:18,304 I'd watch my mouth if I were you, carnival boy. 1217 01:20:40,268 --> 01:20:41,292 Hey. 1218 01:20:42,370 --> 01:20:43,598 What's up? 1219 01:20:48,543 --> 01:20:49,840 I mean... 1220 01:20:51,412 --> 01:20:54,245 I actually feel sorry for them, you know. 1221 01:20:55,049 --> 01:20:57,483 Like, sneaking around and lying to everybody. 1222 01:20:58,653 --> 01:21:01,952 It's, like, so pathetic. He's a married man. 1223 01:21:01,989 --> 01:21:04,014 I know. I know. 1224 01:21:05,860 --> 01:21:10,695 Hey, Lisa, you can't, like, tell anybody about this. Ever. 1225 01:21:11,332 --> 01:21:16,201 Of course, I would never. 1226 01:21:33,387 --> 01:21:34,547 Thanks. 1227 01:21:35,323 --> 01:21:37,018 Hey, Em, what's up? 1228 01:21:38,426 --> 01:21:39,984 Loving life, you know. 1229 01:21:40,027 --> 01:21:42,393 Hey, you know I play the drums? 1230 01:21:42,430 --> 01:21:45,593 I did this killer drum solo at the high-school talent show once. 1231 01:21:45,633 --> 01:21:49,467 I played Limelight by Rush. 1, 2, 3, 4! 1232 01:21:53,874 --> 01:21:55,967 Living on a lighted stage 1233 01:21:56,010 --> 01:21:58,001 Approaches the unreal 1234 01:21:58,079 --> 01:22:02,812 For those who think and feel In touch with some reality 1235 01:22:02,850 --> 01:22:04,750 Beyond the... 1236 01:22:09,056 --> 01:22:11,490 Spin. Good night, Adventureland! 1237 01:22:12,927 --> 01:22:16,294 -What the fuck was that? -You like musicians, right? 1238 01:22:27,608 --> 01:22:30,076 Hey, honey, I'm running out of googly eyes. 1239 01:22:30,111 --> 01:22:31,169 Do you have any more over there? 1240 01:22:31,212 --> 01:22:35,046 Yeah, me, too, but I found these, so I've just been sort of... 1241 01:22:37,685 --> 01:22:39,585 -Hey. -Hey, Em! What's up? 1242 01:22:42,056 --> 01:22:44,251 I quit. See you. 1243 01:22:50,431 --> 01:22:52,899 Tommy, you think there's something wrong with this car? 1244 01:22:52,933 --> 01:22:53,991 Have your father check it 1245 01:22:54,035 --> 01:22:55,866 because it's making a funny squeaking sound. 1246 01:22:55,903 --> 01:22:58,269 I don't know what the problem is. 1247 01:23:00,007 --> 01:23:01,031 Shit-head! 1248 01:23:07,715 --> 01:23:10,684 Shake a leg and come aboard the SS Adventureland. 1249 01:23:10,718 --> 01:23:13,050 I'm not friends with anybody. How the hell would I know? 1250 01:23:13,087 --> 01:23:16,250 -I don't know. -No way! 1251 01:23:16,290 --> 01:23:17,348 Em? Em Lewin? 1252 01:23:17,391 --> 01:23:19,154 Yes, yes, yes. Can you believe that? 1253 01:23:19,193 --> 01:23:21,923 Em has been sleeping with Connell all summer. 1254 01:23:21,962 --> 01:23:25,329 -I'm telling you, man. -Connell is a freaking god. 1255 01:23:34,008 --> 01:23:36,875 -Hey, Lisa. -Hey. 1256 01:23:36,944 --> 01:23:40,539 Hi. Look, I don't know what to say, 1257 01:23:40,581 --> 01:23:43,641 but everyone is talking about Em and Connell. 1258 01:23:45,352 --> 01:23:47,513 Kelly's got such a big F-ing mouth. 1259 01:23:47,555 --> 01:23:51,992 I'm sorry because I gave you my word. We were just so wasted that night. 1260 01:23:53,060 --> 01:23:55,824 You know I can't hide nothing from Kell. 1261 01:23:57,498 --> 01:23:58,658 Are you mad at me? 1262 01:23:58,699 --> 01:24:03,068 Well, yeah. Connell's gonna freak out, and Em quit. 1263 01:24:03,571 --> 01:24:07,598 I feel bad for Connell. I have a hard time feeling sorry for Em. 1264 01:24:09,577 --> 01:24:11,204 Guys can't help themselves. 1265 01:24:11,245 --> 01:24:14,078 -But he's the married one. -Yeah, Em's a frigging home wrecker. 1266 01:24:14,115 --> 01:24:16,811 -He's cheating on his wife, though. -I can't believe you're defending her. 1267 01:24:16,851 --> 01:24:19,911 What? Because guys can be shitty and women can't? 1268 01:24:22,890 --> 01:24:22,990 The Musik-Express! 1269 01:24:22,990 --> 01:24:24,070 The Musik-Express! 1270 01:24:24,125 --> 01:24:25,149 Kell. 1271 01:24:38,205 --> 01:24:40,673 It's fun because it's really more like dancing than exercising, you know. 1272 01:24:40,708 --> 01:24:43,370 I have a blast. I've been trying to get him to go with me, but he won't go. 1273 01:24:43,410 --> 01:24:45,002 No, you're not doing it right. 1274 01:24:45,045 --> 01:24:46,774 Yeah, I don't like lifting my knees that high. 1275 01:24:46,814 --> 01:24:48,213 Yeah, I've noticed. 1276 01:24:50,417 --> 01:24:54,615 Emily, you know the Ostrows and the Waldsteins. 1277 01:24:56,090 --> 01:24:57,387 Hi there. 1278 01:25:01,128 --> 01:25:03,858 Can I get anyone a refresher? 1279 01:25:05,699 --> 01:25:09,931 Francy, these pieces, I love them. So great. 1280 01:25:09,970 --> 01:25:12,939 Those there? I love those. I think they are so fun. 1281 01:25:12,973 --> 01:25:16,909 You're so artsy. I love what you've done with the house. 1282 01:25:17,778 --> 01:25:20,838 -Thank you. -It's... It's clean. 1283 01:25:20,881 --> 01:25:24,009 I thought the house was a lot nicer the way my mom used to have it. 1284 01:25:24,051 --> 01:25:27,020 It's pretty barfarific, if you ask me. 1285 01:25:29,490 --> 01:25:35,258 -Is that some kind of joke, Emily? -No, it's not. 1286 01:25:36,664 --> 01:25:39,929 I think you owe me an apology. Right now. 1287 01:25:40,734 --> 01:25:42,395 I don't owe you shit. 1288 01:25:43,103 --> 01:25:45,128 All right, okay. You know what? Give me the drink. 1289 01:25:45,172 --> 01:25:47,197 Look, you weren't invited, and I don't want you here, okay? 1290 01:25:47,241 --> 01:25:49,766 -Right, I wasn't invited to this party. -Yes, you weren't invited, 1291 01:25:49,810 --> 01:25:51,300 and frankly, I don't like you coming in here 1292 01:25:51,345 --> 01:25:52,903 and saying whatever the hell you want, okay? 1293 01:25:52,947 --> 01:25:55,939 I am sick and tired of your behavior, you ungrateful little bitch. 1294 01:25:55,983 --> 01:25:58,178 -Give me the drink. -Okay, Em... 1295 01:25:58,219 --> 01:26:00,084 God damn it! 1296 01:26:01,822 --> 01:26:06,452 Emily! Emily, this has to stop. You cannot say those things no more. 1297 01:26:06,493 --> 01:26:07,790 I can't say what I'm thinking 1298 01:26:07,828 --> 01:26:10,524 and what I'm feeling every fucking day? 1299 01:26:11,932 --> 01:26:15,231 -Sy, for God's sake! -I can't force her out. 1300 01:26:15,269 --> 01:26:18,067 Yeah? Well maybe you can't... 1301 01:26:34,521 --> 01:26:37,115 Sometimes I feel so happy 1302 01:26:41,629 --> 01:26:43,654 Hey, can I have another? Thanks. 1303 01:26:47,668 --> 01:26:50,034 Sometimes I feel so happy 1304 01:26:50,070 --> 01:26:54,234 But mostly you just make me mad 1305 01:26:56,377 --> 01:26:59,972 Baby, you just make me mad 1306 01:27:03,884 --> 01:27:07,980 Linger on 1307 01:27:08,889 --> 01:27:12,325 Your pale blue eyes 1308 01:27:15,596 --> 01:27:18,963 Linger on 1309 01:27:20,734 --> 01:27:23,828 Your pale blue eyes 1310 01:27:26,206 --> 01:27:27,468 Oh, fuck! 1311 01:27:42,523 --> 01:27:44,548 James, get out of the car. 1312 01:27:46,260 --> 01:27:47,420 Now! 1313 01:27:56,170 --> 01:28:00,197 Oh, God. Come with me. 1314 01:28:04,712 --> 01:28:08,443 You care to explain how Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron got here? 1315 01:28:14,655 --> 01:28:16,088 Good morning. 1316 01:28:18,792 --> 01:28:20,487 What's this, mister? 1317 01:28:25,366 --> 01:28:26,958 What the hell is wrong with you? 1318 01:28:27,001 --> 01:28:30,402 You know, I think that Adventureland has made you regress or something. 1319 01:28:30,437 --> 01:28:32,735 You're quitting that job. 1320 01:28:32,773 --> 01:28:37,176 -I never want to go back there again. -Good. How much have you saved? 1321 01:28:38,045 --> 01:28:42,311 $1,322, give or take. 1322 01:28:42,349 --> 01:28:45,944 Well, the front axle is broken, but that might cover the damage. 1323 01:28:45,986 --> 01:28:48,648 And you're gonna have to pay for Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron, too. 1324 01:28:48,689 --> 01:28:50,748 I need every cent of that for New York. 1325 01:28:50,791 --> 01:28:53,123 Well, I'm sorry, you know, you should have thought about that 1326 01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:56,323 before you went out on this little joyride of yours. 1327 01:29:02,836 --> 01:29:05,168 Brennan, I'm back. 1328 01:29:05,205 --> 01:29:06,797 Thank God. How the hell are you? 1329 01:29:06,840 --> 01:29:11,209 Well, Europe changed me. It was revelatory. 1330 01:29:12,179 --> 01:29:15,478 There I was, going from one incredible city to the next. 1331 01:29:15,516 --> 01:29:18,974 The ruins, the cathedrals, the endless art treasures. 1332 01:29:19,019 --> 01:29:20,247 And I realized something. 1333 01:29:20,754 --> 01:29:23,484 Fuck the Old World. I want the New World. 1334 01:29:23,524 --> 01:29:24,855 -What? -And I want it now! 1335 01:29:24,892 --> 01:29:28,350 -What do you mean? -I'm going to Harvard Business. 1336 01:29:29,196 --> 01:29:30,891 You're what? You're applying? 1337 01:29:30,931 --> 01:29:35,664 No, I'm in, actually. You know, strings were pulled, wheels greased. 1338 01:29:36,503 --> 01:29:38,664 Wait, that's in Boston. 1339 01:29:39,239 --> 01:29:42,231 What about New York and the apartment? 1340 01:29:42,276 --> 01:29:46,770 Yeah. Sorry about that, man. I can't really help you out there. 1341 01:29:51,618 --> 01:29:56,817 Hey, litterbug. Hey! In the clown mouth. These guys. 1342 01:29:56,857 --> 01:29:59,155 -Hey, Bobby, Paulette. -Hey, Brennan. 1343 01:29:59,193 --> 01:30:00,455 Hey, how are you? 1344 01:30:00,494 --> 01:30:04,555 You know, we're just... It's the last weekend of the season. 1345 01:30:04,598 --> 01:30:08,432 Just getting ready for winter, closing up shop. 1346 01:30:08,469 --> 01:30:10,096 We have to turn all these lights off. 1347 01:30:10,137 --> 01:30:11,832 -Your check's in the office. -Okay. 1348 01:30:11,872 --> 01:30:14,340 We gonna see you next summer? 1349 01:30:14,374 --> 01:30:16,069 Thank you, Bobby, for everything. Really. 1350 01:30:16,110 --> 01:30:18,874 -Gonna see you next summer. -Well, thank you, really. 1351 01:30:19,379 --> 01:30:20,778 We're halfway through our set, 1352 01:30:20,814 --> 01:30:22,679 and we see him. It's fucking Lou Reed. 1353 01:30:22,716 --> 01:30:23,774 -Oh, my... -Holy shit! 1354 01:30:23,817 --> 01:30:24,909 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I keep thinking 1355 01:30:24,952 --> 01:30:26,146 I'm about to wake up any second. 1356 01:30:26,186 --> 01:30:28,416 And he gets up, gets on stage, puts on a guitar, 1357 01:30:28,455 --> 01:30:30,582 and we do a whole fucking set of his songs. 1358 01:30:30,624 --> 01:30:33,593 -We do Vicious, Shed A Light On Love. -Oh, my God. 1359 01:30:33,627 --> 01:30:36,152 -What a pisser. -We do I'm Waiting For The Man. 1360 01:30:36,196 --> 01:30:39,256 Wait, hold on, one second. 1361 01:30:39,900 --> 01:30:42,733 -Hey, last paycheck? -Yep. 1362 01:30:44,638 --> 01:30:46,538 So, how's it going? 1363 01:30:47,274 --> 01:30:50,038 -Ronnie found out everything. -Sorry. 1364 01:30:50,410 --> 01:30:54,141 Yeah, it was bad. It's blown over now, mostly. 1365 01:30:57,017 --> 01:30:59,008 Hey, do you speak to Em? 1366 01:31:00,354 --> 01:31:02,720 Not since she quit. You? 1367 01:31:07,694 --> 01:31:12,222 You know the song is called Satellite of Love, the Lou Reed song. 1368 01:31:12,266 --> 01:31:14,632 You said Shed A Light On Love, but it's Satellite. 1369 01:31:14,668 --> 01:31:17,000 -Yeah, I know. It's Satellite Of Love. -Yeah, it's like Skylab. 1370 01:31:17,037 --> 01:31:19,767 Yeah, I know, it's... Yeah, it's called Satellite Of Love. 1371 01:31:19,806 --> 01:31:21,103 Yeah. 1372 01:31:27,347 --> 01:31:29,679 Take care of yourself, Brennan. 1373 01:31:29,716 --> 01:31:31,308 Yeah, you, too. 1374 01:31:35,789 --> 01:31:39,281 -Where were we? -You were telling us about the... 1375 01:31:39,326 --> 01:31:40,418 -Satellite Of Love. -Yeah. Yeah. 1376 01:31:40,460 --> 01:31:41,484 That's what we were talking about. 1377 01:31:41,562 --> 01:31:42,586 That's my favorite one! 1378 01:31:42,629 --> 01:31:43,721 Yeah, it's a good tune. 1379 01:31:44,097 --> 01:31:47,863 Yes! We got the Viet Cong, fellas. We got the Viet Cong here! 1380 01:31:47,901 --> 01:31:50,461 I need suppressive fire, but I can handle it. 1381 01:31:50,504 --> 01:31:52,438 I think I got this under control. 1382 01:31:52,472 --> 01:31:55,908 -Your friend Eric boned you, huh? -Yeah. 1383 01:31:55,943 --> 01:31:57,911 How are you gonna pull off New York now? 1384 01:31:57,945 --> 01:32:00,505 I can't pull it off. I'm stuck here. 1385 01:32:01,515 --> 01:32:04,882 What's the point of being a writer or an artist anyway? 1386 01:32:05,052 --> 01:32:07,987 Herman Melville wrote fucking Moby Dick, 1387 01:32:08,021 --> 01:32:10,489 and he was so poor and forgotten by the time he died 1388 01:32:10,524 --> 01:32:14,324 that in his obituary, they called him Henry Melville. 1389 01:32:14,361 --> 01:32:15,419 You know? Like, why bother? 1390 01:32:15,462 --> 01:32:17,555 They're just gonna forget our fucking names anyway. 1391 01:32:17,598 --> 01:32:20,294 Viet Cong, Viet Cong! I'm coming! 1392 01:32:20,334 --> 01:32:21,801 I got it! 1393 01:32:22,736 --> 01:32:26,069 I heard Em went back to New York. 1394 01:32:26,106 --> 01:32:29,473 I wish it didn't end like that. I should've... 1395 01:32:29,509 --> 01:32:31,101 I don't know. 1396 01:32:33,080 --> 01:32:34,843 Get behind me. Boom! 1397 01:32:34,915 --> 01:32:38,430 I got 2! There's 1! There's 2! What's that? 1398 01:32:38,452 --> 01:32:41,944 Boom! Boom! Boom, baby, boom! 1399 01:32:54,134 --> 01:32:57,763 Your Herman Melville story, that's bullshit. 1400 01:32:57,804 --> 01:33:00,238 It's true. They called him Henry. 1401 01:33:00,274 --> 01:33:04,040 No, I mean he wrote a 700-page allegorical novel 1402 01:33:04,077 --> 01:33:06,773 about the whaling industry. I think he was... 1403 01:33:06,813 --> 01:33:10,044 I think he was a pretty passionate guy, Joel. 1404 01:33:10,083 --> 01:33:12,415 I hope they call me Henry when I die, too. 1405 01:33:12,452 --> 01:33:14,477 Yeah? One can only hope. 1406 01:33:20,327 --> 01:33:23,626 Brennan, don't get all drunk and fall asleep. 1407 01:33:23,664 --> 01:33:27,031 -Why? -Because I'll jack off on your face. 1408 01:33:27,067 --> 01:33:31,333 -Okay, I'm gonna go. -What? 1409 01:33:31,371 --> 01:33:33,532 I'll see you around, Frigo. 1410 01:33:34,908 --> 01:33:36,341 All right. 1411 01:33:37,978 --> 01:33:40,674 Good luck with him. Even. 1412 01:33:42,582 --> 01:33:43,879 Good one! 1413 01:33:45,819 --> 01:33:48,515 That was nice, Brennan. That was nice. 1414 01:33:51,124 --> 01:33:52,148 That must have hurt. 1415 01:34:26,193 --> 01:34:28,354 Look me in the eye 1416 01:34:28,395 --> 01:34:33,025 Then tell me that I'm satisfied 1417 01:34:36,103 --> 01:34:41,040 Hey, are you satisfied? 1418 01:34:42,809 --> 01:34:48,941 And it goes so slowly on 1419 01:34:49,983 --> 01:34:54,113 Everything I've ever wanted 1420 01:34:55,021 --> 01:34:57,148 Tell me what's wrong 1421 01:34:58,191 --> 01:35:00,557 Look me in the eye 1422 01:35:00,594 --> 01:35:04,758 And tell me that I'm satisfied 1423 01:35:08,168 --> 01:35:11,569 Were you satisfied? 1424 01:35:27,387 --> 01:35:31,221 Hi. I just got off the bus. I'm a New Yorker now. 1425 01:35:31,691 --> 01:35:34,285 I guess I should probably buy an umbrella. 1426 01:35:35,362 --> 01:35:38,593 I don't think I can see you. 1427 01:35:39,266 --> 01:35:40,392 What? 1428 01:35:42,068 --> 01:35:45,560 This summer was rough. 1429 01:35:48,175 --> 01:35:52,407 I did things that I really, really regret. 1430 01:35:53,447 --> 01:35:55,415 Yeah, me, too. 1431 01:35:56,416 --> 01:35:59,681 I'm sorry I told Lisa P. about you and Connell. 1432 01:36:01,588 --> 01:36:04,819 She, you know, told the rest of the world, but... 1433 01:36:06,660 --> 01:36:08,685 I'm not gonna lie. I was really angry at you, 1434 01:36:08,728 --> 01:36:11,322 but you didn't deserve that. 1435 01:36:12,232 --> 01:36:14,200 You know, James, 1436 01:36:15,302 --> 01:36:19,500 I am so sorry for fucking this up. 1437 01:36:20,240 --> 01:36:24,370 You know, you were the only good thing that happened this summer. 1438 01:36:27,747 --> 01:36:29,112 Wait, Em. 1439 01:36:32,519 --> 01:36:37,081 I think I maybe see you a little differently than you see yourself. 1440 01:36:37,424 --> 01:36:40,359 Yes, I see the person who fucked up, but I also see the person 1441 01:36:40,393 --> 01:36:43,692 who saved me from being knifed over a giant-ass panda, 1442 01:36:43,730 --> 01:36:47,860 who introduced me to psychotropic-chocolate-chip cookies, 1443 01:36:47,901 --> 01:36:52,429 and who stood up for Joel, and who doesn't make apologies for herself. 1444 01:36:54,841 --> 01:36:59,642 Look, my theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with. 1445 01:36:59,679 --> 01:37:03,046 And you should trust me. I'm a New Yorker. 1446 01:37:09,689 --> 01:37:11,316 -You are soaking wet. -Yeah. 1447 01:37:11,358 --> 01:37:12,586 Do you have anything else you can wear? 1448 01:37:12,626 --> 01:37:14,526 I'll check. 1449 01:37:14,561 --> 01:37:17,029 -Do you want some tea? -Yeah. 1450 01:37:19,733 --> 01:37:23,169 No, everything in here is soaking wet. 1451 01:37:25,539 --> 01:37:27,097 -Here. -Thanks. 1452 01:37:30,544 --> 01:37:32,512 So you're going to Columbia? 1453 01:37:32,546 --> 01:37:35,310 No. No. Maybe next year. No. 1454 01:37:36,082 --> 01:37:37,106 Why? 1455 01:37:37,150 --> 01:37:41,883 I wrecked my dad's car, and I lost all my carny money. 1456 01:37:42,756 --> 01:37:44,314 So what's the plan? 1457 01:37:44,357 --> 01:37:48,885 I'm gonna crash at the Y for a week. I'm gonna look for a shitty job and... 1458 01:37:50,096 --> 01:37:51,586 I don't know. 1459 01:37:54,200 --> 01:37:56,225 Here. Give me your shirt. 1460 01:38:01,408 --> 01:38:04,002 -I'll get you another shirt. -Thanks. 1461 01:38:06,179 --> 01:38:07,441 Hey, Em. 1462 01:38:11,718 --> 01:38:13,709 I really missed you. 1463 01:38:21,595 --> 01:38:23,495 You wanna wear this? 1464 01:38:24,464 --> 01:38:28,491 I... No. No. I never wanna see that again. 1465 01:38:29,936 --> 01:38:33,531 Why do you have that? Why do you have that stupid shirt? 1466 01:38:39,913 --> 01:38:42,040 Is it okay that I did that? 1467 01:38:42,949 --> 01:38:44,280 Yeah. 1468 01:39:22,222 --> 01:39:23,621 -Are we doing this? -I think so. 1469 01:39:23,657 --> 01:39:26,057 Okay, we are? Okay. 1470 01:39:29,696 --> 01:39:30,856 Okay. 1471 01:40:03,200 --> 01:40:08,000 Subtitles: Arigon 1472 01:40:09,936 --> 01:40:14,168 I'm standing here on the ground 1473 01:40:15,842 --> 01:40:20,404 The sky above won't fall down 1474 01:40:21,548 --> 01:40:26,349 See no evil in all directions 1475 01:40:27,320 --> 01:40:31,984 Resolution of happiness 1476 01:40:33,326 --> 01:40:37,922 Things have been dark For too long 1477 01:40:39,199 --> 01:40:42,066 Don't change for you 1478 01:40:42,102 --> 01:40:45,765 Don't change a thing for me 1479 01:40:48,007 --> 01:40:50,737 Don't change for you 1480 01:40:50,777 --> 01:40:54,110 Don't change a thing for me 1481 01:41:05,458 --> 01:41:09,417 I found a love I had lost 1482 01:41:11,397 --> 01:41:15,766 It was gone for too long 1483 01:41:17,270 --> 01:41:22,105 Hear no evil in all directions 1484 01:41:23,042 --> 01:41:27,809 Execution of bitterness 1485 01:41:28,982 --> 01:41:33,681 Message received loud and clear 1486 01:41:34,988 --> 01:41:37,923 Don't change for you 1487 01:41:37,957 --> 01:41:41,859 Don't change a thing for me 1488 01:41:43,630 --> 01:41:46,497 Don't change for you 1489 01:41:46,533 --> 01:41:50,629 Don't change a thing for me 1490 01:42:12,859 --> 01:42:17,125 I'm standing here on the ground 1491 01:42:18,898 --> 01:42:23,801 The sky above won't fall down 1492 01:42:24,871 --> 01:42:29,570 See no evil in all directions 1493 01:42:30,610 --> 01:42:35,547 Resolution of happiness 1494 01:42:36,616 --> 01:42:41,178 Things have been dark for too long 1495 01:42:42,322 --> 01:42:45,314 Don't change for you 1496 01:42:45,358 --> 01:42:49,124 Don't change a thing for me 1497 01:42:51,030 --> 01:42:53,965 Don't change for you 1498 01:42:54,000 --> 01:42:57,902 Don't change a thing for me 1499 01:42:59,739 --> 01:43:02,537 Don't change for you 1500 01:43:02,575 --> 01:43:06,443 Don't change a thing for me 1501 01:43:31,404 --> 01:43:32,428 Do you like adventure? 1502 01:43:32,472 --> 01:43:33,905 Adventureland! 1503 01:43:33,940 --> 01:43:35,737 Adventureland totally rocks. 1504 01:43:37,610 --> 01:43:42,513 It's perfect for me, my wife, my family. 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