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♪ Hey, where you goin'
♪ Hey, I think I'm goin' there too
♪ Now you got me thinkin'
♪ Maybe we can walk there together
♪ Me and you
♪ Walking alone gets contemplative
♪ Walking for two gets conversative ♪
- We have four days left, it's not that bad really,
if you think about it.
You know how these things work, right?
Big burst of energy at the beginning
because everybody's really excited about the campaign.
And then you get a big burst of support at the end
because everybody wants to be the hero
that gets you over the top.
- [Woman] You're not telling me anything I don't know, babe.
- [Man] I know, I understand that.
I mean, I haven't sent any emails yet.
I mean everything's been super general to this point.
You gotta send the personal stuff because that's what,
you know, really gets people involved.
- [Woman] Look, I'm not saying I wanna do it.
I'm saying I think we should consider it.
- [Man] They put up a tree. - [Woman] What?
- The rental company, they put up a tree.
- [Man] I think it's kinda nice.
- [Woman] Yeah.
It makes certain assumptions though, don't you think?
- I guess so.
- It's pretty.
- You're pretty.
- Nur pey. (man chuckles)
- We're not talking your parents.
- Can we have a conversation that's
just in the vicinity of reality?
I mean, I'm not saying I don't believe in miracles--
- Miracles come in moments, be ready and willing.
- [Woman] But I know they would help us, I mean, look,
they've talked about selling this place for years!
- We are not asking your parents for the money.
We will find it a different way.
Look, Sadie's agent is in love with your script, right?
And once they package it
and make it for a gajillion dollars,
I can finally retire and be
your dandy gentleman about town, hm?
- [Woman] Did we get Sadie's, um--
- [Man] Gluten-free, soy-free, dairy free, taste-free.
Lots of--
- She has food allergies.
- [Man] It's gonna be okay.
- You're on onions.
(sexual moaning) ♪ Hey let's climb a mountain
♪ Hey let's walk the plains
♪ We got plenty of boot leather ♪
- You're like...
You're like a goddess. (giggling)
You're like, like an angel.
You're like... (moans) (lighter flicking)
You're like a goddamn angel that fell straight out of heaven
and onto my--
- Longboard? (giggles softly)
(moaning)
- I love you.
- I...
- I love you.
I gotta piss.
- [Woman] Do you mind if I-- - [Man] No.
Kinda like it quiet.
(upbeat ukulele) (sizzling)
♪ In five minutes time, I dropped the dime
♪ I juiced a lime, slipped on slime
♪ I bought to the mime, stopped some crime
♪ Sniffed a sign but cracked a rhyme
♪ Imagine if I had quarter-hour ♪
- Okay, how's this?
""With arts education funding decreasing sharply every year,
"it's more important than ever..."
We okay?
- It's just a panic attack, keep going.
- [Man] Okay, um, "it's more important than ever
"for theaters like TPITH to provide students with
"essential exposure to the arts"--
- [Woman] Time is it? - [Man] It's 6:18.
- Fuck, we never start early enough.
- No it's fine, everybody's gonna be late and
Sadie will be here but she doesn't eat anything anyway.
- [Woman] (chuckles) You know, not helpful.
- All right, lay it on me.
- (sighs) Roast in the oven.
Yams, dressing for the salad.
Go get flowers.
Um.
(stutters) Go.
- Uh, five campaign updates before midnight.
Grant draft is complete.
Calls to the Yancies and Johnsons
- [Woman] It's a holiday, they'll hate it.
- Yeah but you have to thank people right away
- Well, we're not gonna have time for flowers.
- [Woman] Can you schedule the posts?
- No, the Kickstarter doesn't work that way.
You have to update-- - [Woman] It's a holiday!
I get tonight. - [Man] Okay, okay.
But can you read this in the bath?
- Yes.
Don't burn the yams.
- Go team.
(doorbell rings)
It's okay, take a towel.
You got this.
Coming!
♪ I wish I was rhymed all the time
♪ Way longer than a quarter-hour ♪
- (screams) Happy New Year!
- [Hosts] Happy New Year!
(laughing)
(talking over each other)
- It's good, good, man.
- [Man In Blue Shirt] Good, good, hey.
You should totally come here as well.
It's good to see you.
- [Woman In Red Shirt] Absolutely, thank you.
- Yeah.
Should, uh...
(gentle guitar music)
(muffled background chatter)
- Fuck. (groans)
- [Male Host] All we're saying is that remakes typically
You can't remake something and make it better.
- [Female Guest] In theory it's typical but not always!
- Well give me one example under exception then.
Give me one example.
- [Female Guest] Obviously. - [Male Host] Sabrina.
- Yeah.
- The original Sabrina had Humphrey Bogart
and Audrey Hepburn-- - [Female Guest] Exactly!
This is what I'm saying.
He's like 80 years older than she is.
It's gross! - [Male Host] No.
- Dude, that was before Viagra.
- Sorry, sorry.
We will finish this later, can you handle this?
(sizzling food)
(female guest giggles)
(man sighs)
- [Man] You ready to do this? - [Woman] Mm-hm, hm-hm.
Yeah.
- [Woman] It's in the, um-- - [Man] Okay.
(sighs)
Do you wanna read it, or...
I don't know, I just don't want you to be shocked
- Did you write something shocking?
- Well no, but...
I just don't know how these things go.
Steven has excellent diction but
Jude seems like he might have questionable reading skills.
- Does it tell the truth?
- [Man] Mm-hm.
- [Woman] Okay.
- Meh, I tested for a pilot but
my agent said the money wasn't good enough, so...
(sighs)
- Has there been any movement on the script?
- (gasps) Oh, Nessa!
Did I tell you Jude wrote a song for me?
- (chuckles) Yeah.
I'll play it for you later like an exclusive concerto.
I haven't even played it for the guys yet.
(female guest chuckles)
It's gonna be a single.
- You know, actually I think you should take a look at it.
You haven't read it and I--
- Can we just go inside?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just cold out here.
You know how I hate the cold.
- Yeah.
- I'm sure it's fine.
- [Nessa] Here they are! - [Male Guest] Hi.
Steven, Jodie and Bryce are here!
Get off your laptop!
Hi!
(background chatter) (relaxed music)
- You gotta spread the wealth.
- You gotta spread the wealth?
But the thing is you also gotta have intelligent people
or it's just a disaster.
(talking over each other)
- [Male Host] Yes, yes.
- It's like playing poker with people
that don't know to play.
I mean, what the problem is, it's not, oh, oh.
- I think you have to put a new--
- I just got the look, so um, uh.
It was 10 years ago
that we moved back to the valley
with trepidation in our souls
and hope in our hearts.
And it was only through your friendship
that we made it through those early years.
(Sadie chuckles)
You painted scenery,
you hauled costumes,
you got drunk with us on the floor
when we didn't have any furniture.
(group laughing)
But no matter what heartache or broken toes,
or mold-induced asthma the months brought,
(group laughs)
you always got together with us here
at Nessa's family's cabin to celebrate New Years.
- Yay.
- And so I just wanna say,
to our nearest and dearest friends,
thank you for being here with--
- Steve, actually, Jodie and I have something
that we'd like to contribute to the toast this year.
- Babe, maybe wait 'til he's finished.
- We know where he's going with this, right?
Friendship and their theater, uh, and the usual
but we just thought while we're talking about friendship
that it was a good time to share some news.
Steve, if you don't mind. (Sadie laughing)
- Not at all buddy, the floor is yours.
- Thank you.
Tada!
- [Nessa] Bryce, you made something--
- [Sadie] Is it, is it--
- It's a home brew, it's like an aperitif.
- Now he brews all his own stuff.
you can really taste the weedkiller in the domestics.
- [Jude] Fucking Monsanto. - [Nessa] Fucking Monsanto.
- Considering our audience, we thought that the best way
to share our news would be
to perform it.
(everybody laughing)
So, everyone gets a roll.
- [Sadie] How fun!
- And if you'll just open these,
and read them
in order,
we have the number.
- Is this like a riddle?
- No, each person has a line
and then you just read it, in order.
- Oh, it's like a round.
Like a poem told in a round.
- I believe Sadie's says start.
- (laughs) This is so exciting.
Fancy.
(clears throat) "Our darling friends so close,
"the time has come for a toast."
(group laughing)
- "We've had a good six-year run,
"but our relationship is now done."
- "The fact is, Bryce wants babies,
"and Jodie does not even maybe."
- "We're at the end of our wits
"so we're calling it quits,
"but we'll stay friends because love doesn't die."
- So lift your glasses up high.
Come on.
And toast to new friends, and not goodbye.
(Jodie clears her throat)
To friends.
- [All] To friends.
- We just wanted to let you know that we're okay.
We still love each other, we just
can't be together anymore.
- Guys--
- This is intense.
- You really don't want babies, like ever?
- Come on, Sadie, you knew that about her.
- Well, I just thought that was a phase.
I mean, we're thinking about it.
- [Nessa] What? - [Sadie] Not tomorrow.
- Isn't full frontal in your contract?
- And you have, food allergies.
- Well, aren't you thinking about it?
- [Steven] The theater is our child.
- [Nessa] You have to have sex to be pregnant.
We just, we have different priorities.
- But this is human life!
I mean, you can't tell me that as artists,
you think your life would be complete without that, like,
essential human experience, raising a child, molding a life.
Uh (chuckles) I don't know, what could be more
primal or dramatic?
- So (clears throat) I'm sorry, what you're saying is that
a person has to have a child
in order to have a complete human experience?
- I didn't say that, actually.
- Don't take the bait, Vanessa.
- [Nessa] No, I wanna know.
- [Jodie] Guys, we don't have to do this now, okay?
- We're cool to start, right?
- [Sadie] Yep. - [Nessa] I'm sorry.
Jodie changes the world with her photography.
She has literally sparked political upheaval
with her work-- - [Bryce] I know!
- And so you want her to what, quit?
- [Bryce] No I don't, I don't want her to quit.
- There are 10 billion people
stretching this planet's resources
to the breaking point. - [Bryce] Yes, we know.
- You guys, you got her started, this is the--
- [Jude] What if their kid's like the next Mozart?
- That's no pressure or anything.
- What if their kid's a serial killer?
- [Jodie] Or an asshole. - [Nessa] Or an asshole!
- [Bryce] Okay, yeah, so the world's gonna end
and we're all doomed, so--
- No, the world is not gonna end
- So what, we're supposed to just give up, stop living,
and write bitter, depressing plays about it?
- No, but the world is changing and I think
that there are choices other than
"I just want them 'cause I want them."
- Right, because having children is selfish.
- (chuckles) Oh well, selfish or not, apparently,
I'm not a complete human being so I better stop with all my
crazy lady thought writing and start breeding already!
- Steven, tell her I'm not being selfish.
- I think a thing is neither good nor bad,
but thinking makes it so.
(Nessa sighs)
- [Nessa] Equivocator. - [Jude] That is deep.
Was someone gonna say grace?
- (chuckles) You guys, enough.
I don't want to solve global warming tonight.
I just wanna get drunk and have fun
with my friends, who are breaking up.
Are we gonna have to divide custody like two New Yearses?
- [Bryce] No, Sadie-- - [Jodie] Honey, honey, no.
Look, we still love each other.
We just don't wanna procreate together.
- Yeah, so if you have any single friends...
- This brie is blowing my mind!
- [Bryce] I...
- Seriously.
- To mind-blowing brie.
- [Bryce] To mind-blowing brie.
- [Nessa] To mind-blowing brie.
(glasses clinking)
- Can we get some meat, please?
(jaunty humming)
(chattering) (dishes clattering)
- What is this, the 18th century?
- [Jodie] You know what can we just leave them out a minute?
- [Nessa] Oh, darlin'.
- I really missed you girls.
(Sadie laughing)
- Steven just posted something funny
on the theater's Facebook page.
- Get off your phone, Steven!
I just (chuckles) can't get him to...
present.
- I think I'm gonna die my hair this color.
(chirping crickets) (Jude chuckles)
- I just got a friend request from TPITH. (chuckles)
Spammers should be like eaten by zombie wolves.
- (laughs) That's uh, The Play's The Thing.
- Steven's theater
that he's always talking about.
- Yeah, you know, "The play's the thing
"wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King."
It's Hamlet.
You know Hamlet?
Shakespeare Hamlet?
Seriously? Not even like, Mel Gibson Hamlet?
- What are they teaching kids these days?
(Jude chuckles)
- You don't know it?
Dude, no, seriously.
You're gonna love this.
This is a great story, right.
So Hamlet is this prince, young guy, right?
He's called home from school because his dad is dead.
So he's gotta come home for the funeral, okay?
When he gets home, he finds out that his mom
has remarried, like already.
His dad is not even cold in the ground,
she's remarried, right? (Jude sighs)
(chuckles) She's remarried to his uncle, his dad's brother.
And his dad's brother, his uncle has decided
that he should be the king, right?
(mellow guitar music)
(Jodie giggling)
- And then he wrote that poem,
and I just... - [Nessa] Oh god. (chuckles)
- [Jodie] I couldn't... - [Nessa] This whole thing
belongs on YouTube.
- [Sadie] What did I miss, did I miss a funny?
- [Nessa] Where are you gonna live?
- I don't know.
I mean, Bryce'll want me to stay, but
I'll just find a gig out of town, something.
- You can stay with us!
I mean Jude's place is huge.
It's a little huge messy but you know.
- Thank you, I don't wanna impose.
- [Nessa] Are you...
- Relieved?
(chuckles)
I don't know.
It's all logistics right now.
Here's the fun facts.
Documenting third-world poverty does not pay very well.
- What are you gonna do?
- Shoot porn.
Well, thanks for the support, you little assholes.
(Nessa chuckles)
- It can be very tasteful. (Jodie giggling)
(Nessa chuckles)
- [Sadie] Maybe this will help.
- Mmm, are we about to go on a magic carpet ride?
- Jude brought it back from Tulum.
- [Jodie] It looks-- - [Nessa] Illegal?
- Okay.
- Uh...
- To, uh...
- Mm-hm.
(lightly groans)
(laughs)
- Horacio cradling his head in his arms,
Fortinbras bursting into the throne room
with his armies behind.
He dies.
"Good night, sweet prince,
"and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest."
- I gotta write a song about this.
People need to hear this story.
- You should come down to the theater sometime.
We do this every day, man, twice on Sundays.
- It would be so much better if you didn't have to beg.
- Yeah, it would.
- No, I just mean, you know,
it's always like, "Here's the airplane,
"open up, open up, please!"
It's just not like that with litigation support.
- No, I don't imagine it would be.
(kitten squealing) (upbeat music)
(kitten squealing)
- Aww. (chuckles)
(door opens)
Oh.
- That is wrong.
(men's muffled chattering)
- Play it again, play it again.
- That was a great year for movies!
Rocky 4 came out that year. - [Jude] Yeah, but it's not--
- [Bryce] Rocky 4 is an incredible--
- [Jude] It's no witness.
- Well, it might be a little better than witness.
Rocky 4's incredible! (Jude laughing)
- [Bryce] I mean, it... - [Jude] Not better than E.T.
- Come on!
- Why is this so compelling? (kitten squealing)
- Because kittens no nothing of Congress.
- This, he's thowin' boulders, right,
he's carrying logs on his back.
(overlapping chatter)
- [Jude] The ab thing! - [Steve] Like, 45 degrees.
- I can't do any ab things. (Steven laughs)
- Dude, he doesn't even, he doesn't even go out of shape.
- [Jude] He trims though. - [Steven] Yeah, no.
(phone vibrating) - Get it, kitty, get it.
- No but seriously, what's going on with the script?
Have you heard anything?
- Racist?
- I think it's racist.
- [Steven] No! - [Bryce] Yes.
- Seriously?
- Yeah!
- [Jude] What's racist? - [Bryce] Come on, come on.
Hold on, he's a cold-blooded Russian fighter,
who comes to America, is on steroids, by the way,
kills his best friend, seemingly on purpose,
which the entire Russian population thinks is awesome
because obviously, they too are cold-hearted and evil.
- We're at the end of the Cold War,
it's a commentary on the whole time!
- Wait wait wait, in all the other movies,
he just goes around beating up black guys.
(laughing)
- [Steven] Come on! - [Bryce] He does.
- All right, I'm gonna walk you through it.
We're gonna start back at the beginning.
Rocky I, he loses that fight.
- [Bryce] But... - [Steven] He loses it.
(kitten whining)
- What happened?
- They have agreed to run my story.
- [Nessa] And?
- If I can find my way to Rwanda and back.
- [Men] Drago!
- [Steven] It's so good! - [Bryce] Okay, okay.
- That is basically my point, basically.
- I'm just not feeling it anymore.
- [Steve] Dude. - [Bryce] What?
- Plus, Paulie gets that sweet robot.
- He does.
How many times did we-- - [Bryce] I loved that movie.
- We saw that movie, we went to,
this guy went to Rockython with me.
- [Jude] Rockython? - [Steven] Yeah, Rockython.
We wore like flag shorts and everything, come on!
- It was different, we were different.
- We're weren't different.
- If you say so.
- Plus, he got brain damage in that fight.
He did, yeah.
- No, nope, nope, we don't talk about Rocky 5.
Nobody talks about,
Stallone doesn't even talk about Rocky 5.
That movie is not,
but Balboa, we get back to Balboa and the end movie!
(women cheering) And that one ends the story.
- Hi.
- What is that stuff?
♪ Let's drunk to the sun sinkin' a row the day
♪ Let's drink a dozen now it's dark
♪ Let's drink to the stars that shine away
♪ Let's drink to the mornin' spark ♪
(background chatter)
♪ So early the night falls
♪ All around us
(chattering)
- [Sadie] Steve Buscemi. - [Jodie] Yes!
- [Nessa] Oh, oh, oh! - [Bryce] Pretty Woman!
- [Sadie] Oh, that movie, um. - [Bryce] Little Mermaid!
- [Sadie] Interview, Interview!
- [Jodie] Yes, yes!
- [Bryce] There's clearly cheating going on!
There's some kind of vaginal telepathy.
- Smart girls are hot.
- Final score, ladies 12, gentlemen 10.
- [Bryce] Rematch, rematch!
- [Sadie] No, no no, new game. - [Bryce] Come on!
- Yeah um, oh.
Two truths and a lie. - [Bryce] Boo.
- Oh, no, no, come on!
We haven't played that since college.
- [Bryce] There's a reason for that.
- (laughs) I don't know that game.
- (laughs) It's easy.
Okay, for example um,
A, I have a third nipple,
uh, B,
eggs give me terrible gas,
and uh, C,
I have a birthmark in the shape of New Jersey.
- [All] C.
- Sadie, cable is the Naked You channel.
(Steven laughs)
We have seen it.
- And smelled it.
- (gasps) You have a third nipple?
(all laughing)
- Okay okay okay, my turn, I wanna go, I like this.
All right.
A, my favorite kind of pie is strawberry pie.
B, I once ate 15 cheeseburgers
and then barfed them all up on stage.
C, my new single just went platinum
in Japan.
- How many is that?
- That's like 250,000 something.
Like, at least, that can't be.
It's C, right? We're gonna go with C.
It's C, definitely C.
- Ah, fuckin' C. (all laughing)
I have no poker face, man.
We went platinum in Germany.
We're trying for Japan but...
- What?
- Jude, that is...
That is awesome.
Congratulations, man. - [Jude] Yeah, thank you!
- [Steven] That's incredible. - [Jude] Thank you!
Yeah, we just...
We let this one flow and it just kinda worked out.
You know, it was really organic.
- [Bryce] I'm sure it was.
- Why don't you go next, buddy?
- Okay, A, I think argyle socks
are more stylish than solids.
B, I have an aversion to electric staplers.
C, women who are mothers are 35% more likely to be happy,
healthy, and report a greater sense compassion
and purpose in their lives.
(restrained chuckles)
- Is that true?
I don't think that's true 'cause my mom
is a very mean person.
- You know, I have always hated this game and uh,
we have due resolutions so let's,
can you do resolutions?
- [Steven] What? - [Nessa] Resolutions.
- Oh, ah...
Well, I...
Um.
I did resolve to raise $70,000 by Tuesday,
so I have that.
There is that, and um,
I don't think have anything else other than that right now,
so (chuckles) uh Sadie, you go.
- No, I'm not ready, you go, Jodie.
- Jodie doesn't believe in resolutions.
- Okay fine, um, okay.
I resolve to be kinder, and...
Accept things that I can't control,
and you know, not obsess over skinny bitch actresses
who are stealing all my parts (Jodie laughs)
you know, because I really do love them
in my heart of hearts, and jealousy only hurts me
and I just want the best for them even if I
secretly want them to develop warts and die.
(quiet chuckles)
- I think Sadie just modernized
the serenity prayer for us, guys.
(laughing)
- Thank you.
I want you to resolve to save me from these jerkoffs.
(laughing)
- [Steven] Aw, come on!
- I resolve to save Sadie from you jerkoffs.
(laughing)
And I resolve this year to be happy.
- You just decide to be happy?
- Yeah.
- I just see these dudes like
deciding to lose five pounds, right?
Or like learn a language,
or like watch less porn or whatever,
and I don't think it makes them any happier.
Are they really happy being like,
"Pass the TV" in French?
- [Nessa] It's a phrase. - [Steven] Is it?
- I'm sure it's really easy for someone
with your life to be happy.
- [Jodie] How do you resolve to make yourself
happy this year, Bryce?
- Well, I don't know.
I guess I haven't really thought about
what it's gonna be like to be
solo in the new year.
But I guess I resolve...
Yeah, I resolve to find someone,
to find someone who shares my values
and who wants to have children with me.
(footsteps)
(door slams)
Resolution. (Steven sighs)
- [Jude] He's on a spectrum, isn't he?
I had a cousin once who used to say the gnarliest shit.
Man, no judgment.
- 250,000 records?
- [Jude] (chuckles) I know.
- [Steven] That's huge. - [Jude] Yeah.
- What is that even like?
(Jodie sobbing)
- Do you still love him?
- I mean, he's on another planet tonight.
But...
I'm not the easiest person to live with either,
I mean, I'm...
It was just really nice to have someone to come home to.
(moaning)
What is happening?
Sadie, why is that?
You are not a lesbian.
What is going on?
- Come on, Jo, everyone is a lesbian sometimes!
Look, Bryce is an asshole.
And you, you, you're just this,
this smart, talented woman (Jodie sighs)
and you deserve to be loved.
(chuckles)
Where's your sense of adventure?
Look, it is New Years. (Jodie chuckles)
And Jude, Jude would be right into it.
You could move in with us. - [Jodie] No, Sadie, no.
Okay, Sadie.
Stop it!
- [Sadie] Nobody love me. - [Jodie] Oh, babe, no.
- Nobody (cries).
I mean they all think I'm fuckable, I'm good to look at.
Even Jude, even Jude will leave eventually.
- No.
- You don't understand.
This business is brutal.
I spent $200 yesterday on a cream
to brighten my arms. (Jodie chuckles)
No seriously, bright arms is a job requirement for me.
You, you are just this artist spreading truth.
Truth, you know, and beauty.
I just, I just, I just idolize you, Jo.
And I'm gonna die shriveled and alone.
- You are not going to die alone!
Now, look at me.
Remember, Vanessa's invited us all to live
on her survivalist eco-commune in Canada?
It might be cold all the time and have to churn
your own butter but--
- I'm a terrible friend.
- [Sadie] I'm terrible. - [Jodie] (chuckles) Stop.
Vanessa's not gonna let me into her commune.
- Babe, what are you talking about?
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- Sadie. (Sadie clears her throat)
Sadie.
What?
- My agency dropped her script.
- Oh.
- Because my agent's...
My agent dropped me.
You know, I wasn't booking.
And so I went in to visit him.
And he said that maybe now was a good time
to start writing a cookbook.
- Oh, Jesus.
- I mean my manager's trying to find me something
but he says that age might be a factor.
- I want to carpetbomb your industry.
- No, I am a good actor.
I'm a really good actor when I work hard.
And Nessa's script is really good.
And she's so very fucking talented,
and I can't, I can't help her!
And I can't help you and I just,
I just wanna die. (Jodie groans lightly)
♪ And the girl with the strawberry hair
♪ Is like an angel in despair
♪ She teased me with her eyes
♪ When I'm touching up on her thighs
♪ What would she want with me
♪ I'm just a dude who loves the sea
♪ But if she really wanna fly
♪ She gotta be really high
- Maybe this is a gift from the Universe.
Jude and I will have a baby.
Or I'll write that cookbook for actresses
struggling with food allergies, you know,
and maybe I just need to, I just need to dig deeper
and live in the moment and really embrace
the beauty that is this experience, you know,
and just remember that (laughs)
we're all just actors on the stage of life, you know?
(sighs) Yeah.
(Jodie screams and laughs)
- Are you better?
How much of that was acting, like, 40%?
- [Sadie] You're the worst. - [Jodie] Oh, you're a nerd!
(laughing)
Oh.
- [Sadie] Oh my god!
Vanessa's pregnant! - [Jodie] Shh, shh.
- Oh my god, Vanessa's pregnant!
What are we gonna do? We should start saving!
- We're gonna play a game, we're gonna play a game.
We're gonna yell so loud so that the whole house hears us.
- Oh my god.
Wait, how much did she have to drink?
You can have muskal when you're pregnant?
- No, don't ever ever ever have kids.
- What? Why?
I'm like, really good--
She just tries to spit out half of what she drinks.
With the pudding and the Sigma Nus.
- So that maybe we should do is...
- So what we're gonna do is just march out there
like we don't know anything
and you never sexually-assaulted me,
and nothing ever happened.
- No, wait a minute--
- Nothing.
♪ And that's why I'll behave
♪ Always gonna be her slave
♪ And we'll kiss forever after
♪ Because her bondage is my master ♪
(cheering loudly) (clapping)
- [Steven] Wow!
- Who is buying that?
- Germans.
- Totally.
- You guys really like it?
I messed it up a little bit. - [Steven] Nah!
Yeah.
- [Jude] I fucked it up a little bit.
- It's really beautifully felt.
- [Women] Aw.
- [Steven] Really was. - [Jude] Thanks, guys.
I mean, when you find your muse...
(Steven chuckling)
(Nessa chuckling)
- We should down to the theater sometime.
We could do like a night of
music and spoken word, you know.
Yeah, yeah, like we do this fundraiser,
I'd pay you a stipend. (Jude laughs)
- Be careful, Jude, you gotta be careful,
because it starts there and then it's
come to all my shows and donate money.
And wait.
Wait, wait.
Wait for it.
We got eight inspirational quote tweets in two hours.
- Come on!
- You know what this reminds me of?
This is like legit deja-vu right now.
Spring semester, senior year.
- [All] No, no!
- Yes, he has to know!
He must know the tale! - [Jodie] God.
Jude, Jude, check it out. - [Jude] Yeah.
Okay, so Steven was making us crazy for months
workshopping his thesis performance, his opus.
I'd gone through six, maybe seven costume designs.
you used to do costume designs, right?
- [Steven] And he still wears them!
- [Jodie] Yeah, but he was really good at them.
He was.
- [Bryce] Sadie had gone through six or seven hair colors,
Vanessa had done like a million drafts,
and Steven, in his infinite wisdom,
decides to cast Tyler Darrington
(chuckling) in the lead role.
- [Jude] Tyler like Blues Village Blues Tyler,
with Faith Darrington's kid?
- [Vanessa] That's Tyler Darrington.
- And Tyler wasn't a star yet, but with that family,
it was just a matter of time.
Well, Steven knew that if Tyler was in it,
his family would come see it,
so we begged and we begged-- - [Steven] No, no, you didn't!
- Steven not to do it because, you see,
aside from being relatively talent-free,
Tyler was, how do I put this gently,
a shitstain of a human being.
- He could be really nice.
- Didn't you sleep with him?
- No, that's my sister.
- He would only agree
to do it if the performance was during the finals week,
what with the family cruise of Greek Isles
coming up and everything.
So Steven knew that this was gonna be
pretty hard on us but he persevered.
And you know why?
It's 'cause he had a vision. (all laughing)
He did.
He had a vision of the brilliant production
that we would mount,
and of how the Darringtons would surely,
like modern-day Medicis,
become our patrons and shower us in so much money
that we'd be doing art!
With goddamn capital A!
Forever and ever, amen.
And Tyler was terrible.
He showed up to rehearsal baked out of his gourd
every day, and for weeks, none of us slept.
Sadie's hair fell out, (chuckling)
Vanessa developed a bleeding ulcer,
but Steven was undeterred.
He was convinced.
He was convinced that if he could just
teach Tyler to learn his lines,
and be a decent human being,
and not do all the blow in the world,
that everything would turn out fine in the end.
- [Jude] Did it?
- Fucker never showed up.
Steven read his lines from a binder.
Vanessa lost her grant.
And my father nearly disowned me.
- [Steven] Oh he did not.
The department asked him to write a paper
and I helped, it was fine.
- Was it fine?
Because I remember that that it was abject misery
but, fuck it, you know what?
Let's do it again.
Let's see how far up Jude's ass your nose can go.
I'll come out of retirement and do the costumes
for old time's sake.
What do you say, guys?
To starfuckers!
- [Steven] Man, what the fuck is your problem?
- [Bryce] What the fuck is my problem?
I don't have a problem.
What the fuck is your problem?
Yes, you pick and you pick and you pick.
Do you think I like busting my balls
20 hours a day to keep this thing--
- [Bryce] Honestly, I don't know.
- No, you wouldn't know.
Do you know why you wouldn't know?
Because you sold out to take a job
at your daddy's accounting firm, right?
Who's your biggest client now?
Is it Pornopalooza?
Or, no, no, sorry, it's that chain
of dry cleaners downtown, right?
Either way, really great contribution
to society there, buddy, seriously.
- [Bryce] Fuck you, man, I am so sick of your bullshit.
- [Jodie] Bryce.
- No, it is bullshit!
You think that you are so much better than the rest of us.
You're so goddamned high and mighty with your thee-ay-tah
that you shove down our fucking throats.
And guess what, newsflash, no one cares.
We all have to pretend like we do,
and like we think it's worth all the trouble
for you to raise $70,000 by Tuesday
or God forbid Van Nuys will have one less
black box production of King Lear.
- [Steve] Fuck off. - [Bryce] Well, it's true.
- You think I don't know that?
Huh?
You think I like having to beg my friends
to come and see our shows?
You think I like being the harrassing-est
Whitman-quotingest motherfucker alive?
What's the alternative, buddy, huh?
Let another art form die,
let it just fade away into some sort of oblivion?
If we were in any other industrialized fucking country,
we were in any other industrialized country right now,
I just don't even have the time and the patience
to get into that.
I just, I just...
I just wanna run a food truck.
I just wanna run a food truck
like every other fucker in L.A.
And just drive around when I want and where I want
and have my biggest fucking problem be
that I smell like fucking pot pies when I come home.
Fuck!
- Wait, Vanessa, you're pregnant!
We found the pregnancy test.
- You're pregnant?
(laughs)
That's why you wanna talk to your folks.
- [Vanessa] Okay.
- It's because you're pregnant, no that's cool.
That's great, no that is awesome!
- Thank you very much, Sadie.
You are best.
(door slams) Steven!
(playful music) (Steven whispering to himself)
Steven.
- I don't wanna talk to you right now, Vanessa.
- Okay, can we just--
- I am killing myself, killing myself
to keep this thing afloat and I am sorry
if that makes me a terrible husband
and holy fuck, a terrible father.
- [Vanessa] Okay, okay.
But to keep this from me,
And what was all that shit at dinner about overpopulation?
Were you planning some sort of abortion or something?
Why wouldn't you just come to me and talk to me about it?
- I am not pregnant!
You think you're the only miserable one?
I have written 12 award-winning plays
and I have made more money in one summer walking dogs
I teach Don Quixote to angsty teenagers all day long
and then I come home to more work and a husband who is
too tired to touch me!
And no, I'm not pregnant.
I took a test because I was late,
and it scared the living shit out of me,
because we have no money and no time and no energy
for anything else but this theater!
- Oh okay, you wanna quit? Go ahead.
Oh oh oh, great! Oh great, great, and do what?!
- [Nessa] I don't know care! - [Steven] And do what?!
- I'm not trained to do anything but this!
- Sell jewelry on the Santa Monica pier!
- Jewelry, are you fucking kidding?
Why don't we just become mines!
Huh? Why don't we just.
I've always wanted to be a train conductor,
I mean, maybe I'll get a job at Disney Land!
No no no, I got it, I got it.
Why don't we come up with the next fucking juice cleanse
'cause I think there's a real fucking opportunity
for that right now--
- Why don't we, Steven? Why don't we?
- You don't get to make this decision for the two of us,
okay?
We went into this together.
This is a partnership, so that's why!
- When was the last time we ate dinner together?
Or took a walk?
Or slept a full night without panic flailing!?
- 10 years, 10 years!
We've been in this for 10 years!
You can't just walk away from that,
it's 10 years of our life!
- [Nessa] Walkin' away! - [Steven] Oh.
Oh that's, that's, that's...
That's great! - [Nessa] Here I go!
- Yeah? Yeah, me too!
- [Nessa] Great!
- Fuck this!
I'm out!
See you later!
- [Nessa] Fine!
- Oh, guess what?
Sadie has agreed...
(drumroll)
to do a commercial.
- What?
For the firm?
- Yeah.
- It's so sweet of you to help your friends
with all of their little projects.
You're such a generous soul.
- Yeah, when she told me she was having money trouble,
I just thought why not trade?
I'm sure she's not the only person with tax issues.
Some of her fans are a mess too, so, it's a no-brainer.
- That's great.
(playful music)
(door slams)
(door knock)
- [Jude] Sadie?
(door knock)
Open the door.
Sades.
Sadie.
What the fuck?
(playful music)
- Help me in the kitchen.
- Why didn't you tell me?
- I was...
I don't know, it was humiliating, I was in (chuckles)
I was afraid.
- Afraid of what?
- That you'd leave me.
- Why would I leave you?
- Because...
(chuckles)
Because I'm like this freak.
I'm like this...
I'm like this little performing monkey that's like
loose and unemployed in the streets
and everybody know who I am and they're all like,
"Oh, look at that little poor, dancing monkey.
"Isn't it time she writes a cookbook?"
And I'm like "No, no I still have it.
"I promise, look look, I can dance!"
And they're like "Mm, actually,
"your agent has a younger, sexier monkey now
"and come to think of it, we like her more."
- Is it because I called you monkey face?
I didn't mean that, my gam gam used to call me--
- I'm trying to tell you that I am failing.
I'm a failure.
And I'm stuck.
And my money, all the savings are all gone.
I have all the money. (chuckles)
I mean like, I have all the money!
You're such a little dummy.
Why didn't you come to me?
(Bryce sobs)
(approaching footsteps)
- None of this is going how I planned.
None of it.
- They didn't like your poem.
- Well that's reductive.
(playful music)
(crickets chirping)
- [Steven] They don't teach you about this. (chuckles)
Soul-crushing...
disappointment.
(Nessa chuckles)
- Let's just skip the disappointment.
I'm tired, skip it.
- No, we can do better.
Right? We can do better.
We'll sell the car, we'll um...
Can talk to your parents, I'm okay with that.
I just don't think we could--
- No.
- But there's gotta be trust.
It's a spiritual, spiritual experience
and it can't be taken lightly but...
Do you trust me?
- Yeah.
Yeah.
I do.
(sighs)
(light thud)
(giggles loudly)
(gasps)
(giggles)
(playful music) (moaning and panting)
(footsteps)
- I think we made a huge mistake.
- At least the food was awesome.
- I crushed that roast.
- You really did crush the roast.
(chuckles)
- So...
Mime.
You want to mime? - [Steve] Oh, come on.
(laughs)
You're not gonna let me live that one down, huh?
(Nessa chuckles)
That's the one you're gonna stick with, okay.
It's cool, it's great. (chuckles)
We're in a lot of trouble. (Nessa giggles)
(both laugh)
- We're gonna be okay.
(light moans)
(playful music)
- I've never...
had anyone be so honest with me before.
- Oh honey, it feels so good.
- It feels so good.
- Oh, god, I wanna always be that honest with you.
- Yeah?
- [Sadie] Always. - [Jude] Forever?
- Let's just tell each other everything.
- Everything.
- [Sadie] No secrets. - [Jude] No secrets.
No secrets, oh, ah can I tell you a secret?
Yeah I wanna do it. - [Sadie] Clean slate.
- [Jude] Clean slate. - [Sadie] Totally.
- [Jude] Totally. - [Sadie] Clean slate.
- Square from this day--
- [Sadie] I can be square. - [Jude] I can be square.
(Sadie giggles)
- Okay I'm gonna tell you the deepest secret I have.
- [Both] I'm gonna tell you one.
- [Jude] What?
- [Sadie] Okay. - [Jude] Okay?
- Deepest-darkest secrets.
- Deepest-Darkest secrets.
- Together?
- Together, together, together.
- Okay.
- [Jude] Yeah. - [Sadie] You're sure?
- Yes.
Yes.
Yeah. - [Sadie] Okay.
- Okay, on the count of three.
Ready? (Sadie sighs)
- [Both] One.
Two.
Three.
- In love with anyone.
(Sadie panting)
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
- Are you sure?
Oh honey, I love you so much.
I love you so much, I just don't love your music, you know?
- You're the worst.
- Wait, what?
What? - [Jude] You're the worst.
- Wait, I thought we were being square?
You said deepest-darkest secret.
- [Jude] Oh my, what! - [Sadie] Baby, baby!
- What's happening? What's happening?
- [Jude] I'm an artist, Sadie! - [Sadie] Oh no no no no.
- [Jude] What the fuck? - [Sadie] I love you.
I love you! - [Jude] Whoa!
Are you tryin' to kill me?
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
- We can work around it!
- Oh (laughs) we can work around it.
We can work around it! - [Sadie] Listen listen.
- Honey, if were an accountant, would you like,
expect me to love math?
No!
No, right?
But what if, what if, what if,
what if you were a baker, you know?
Because I'm allergic to bread, you know!
- But you're not not saying you don't love music.
You're saying you don't love my music!
Like, like hey Mr. Baker-man,
I love bread, but your bread
tastes like shit, right!
- No that's not what I mean.
- But that's what you're saying, that's what you're saying.
(laughs) - [Sadie] Honey, no.
- Okay, okay so, so--
- That's not what I'm saying.
- Okay so I'm gonna go!
I have to go now. - [Sadie] Don't go, don't go.
- Because you just took
a huge
wet
dookie in my soul,
and I have to relocate
my happiness. - [Sadie] No!
- [Jude] Somewhere else. - [Sadie] No!
- [Jude] Okay? - [Sadie] No!
- [Jude] Away, away.
- [Sadie] Please don't. - [Jude] Yeah.
- [Sadie] Please. - [Jude] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(playful music) (Sadie gasps)
(Sadie wails hysterically)
- No.
No.
And you love me, and that, that can be enough.
For a while, right?
Look, you wanna do the journalism thing?
That is fine, that is fine, I was subsidize it,
and you can get it out of your system.
That's not what I, um.
Journalism is dying, it is dying and I will sit shiva
with you while it dies and then maybe
you can do this for me.
Relationships are about sacrifice.
Jodie, please.
I don't work without you.
Did Sadie spray you with her perfume?
Um, let's talk in the morning.
Okay.
We'll talk in the morning.
(Jude panting)
(muffled background laughing)
(Nessa gasps)
- Fuck!
(Nessa and Steven laughing)
- [Steven] This is so much fun.
(laughing)
- I'm not pregnant!
- You know, I think the whole forest is clear on that, babe.
- I just need my pants. (Nessa laughing)
Pants.
All good.
This is, it's really nice out tonight, huh?
- [Jodie] Gorgeous. - [Steven] Really.
- [Jodie] Really beautiful.
- [Steven] And there's a really great moon.
- Mm-hm, the big dipper I think is out. (laughs)
- [Steven] No I'm good, I'm good.
You guys have a great...
New.
Bye.
- I am naked in public!
(Jodie giggles)
- Well, I think your bra,
may have run away, darling.
Purple.
Should we see if he has any weed in here, oh.
- [Nessa] I am free-boobin' it.
- Oh that's it.
(clears throat)
Darling.
We should go back inside, right? (chuckles)
- Try me, I'm posh. (Jodie laughs)
(Jodie panting and laughing)
Think he's lookin' for that.
- But I thought it'd be funny. (giggles)
- [Steven] Think there's one in the kitchen?
- Hey.
(Jude panting)
- I'm goin' home.
Yeah, I don't need this shit.
You know?
I can't find my keys!
Oh, she hates my music.
Oh yeah, well, well boning a vampire on national
television's total capital A art!
(panting)
Oh.
Oh, god.
(moans) God.
(moans and pants)
(groans)
I can handle it from my mom.
From my brother, you know.
'Cause they're just, they're just jealous.
They're a-holes. (Steven and Bryce sigh)
But from Sadie?
Oh, Sadie.
- It's okay, buddy.
- Oh, I know!
- Nope, it's okay.
- Oh yeah, think I'm dying.
I'm gonna die!
Oh my god I can't breathe, oh my god I can't,
there's a big fat guy, I swear to god there's a fat guy,
and he's sitting on my chest, he's just dooking.
(Sadie retching and vomiting) (Bryce sighs)
- Sadie?
Sadie. (Sadie wailing hysterically)
Honey, if you keep doing that, your teeth are gonna rot
and then who will want you? (Sadie wailing hysterically)
Sadie! (heavy door knock)
Stop it.
(splashing water)
(Sadie panting) (sighs)
(Sadie sobs loudly)
(Sadie vomits and retches)
- He just chucks this chicken over the fence.
Oh (chuckles) god.
And now I feel responsible.
I don't know what else to do but just tuck it into my arm
like a football and just run, you know?
(Nessa laughs)
- Yeah, that thing took it like a champ, I tell you what.
- And now the PETA office has a new mascot?
- Uh-Huh.
Yep.
They named it Jodie. - [Nessa] Oh, exceptional.
(Jodie chuckles)
- Yeah, it was.
It really was.
- [Nessa] Oh no, no!
Is this downer-weed?
No!
- No.
Darling.
The human condition is the downer.
I'm a downer.
The world...
is a downer.
- [Nessa] You're saving the world.
You have to save the world, I want you to.
Take your important pictures and save the world.
- Why don't you save the world?
I'm tired.
I made $11,000 last year.
(Nessa moans)
I don't know, maybe I should have a kid with Bryce.
I could just...
buy all the things, become a functioning alcoholic and,
you could save the world.
I mean, somebody has to speak for the trees and the
children and the bees and the ozone layer and...
I'm so tired.
Maybe I'll open an Olan Mills.
- Are you having a nervous breakdown?
(chuckles)
- Yeah.
Yeah, I think I am. (Nessa laughs)
(Jude moaning)
(peaceful exotic music)
(Jude moaning)
- What's happening in here?
- [Jude] I'm floating in a field of love...
and acceptance.
- And forgiveness.
- [Jude] And forgiveness.
Man, you should charge money for this, Steven.
Lots and lots of money.
(moans)
(Nessa chuckles)
- [Nessa] Sadie.
- Are you stoned right now?
(Jodie chuckles)
- Sadie, come out, we're floating
in a field of love and forgiveness
and acceptance.
- [Nessa] Have pie with us.
- I have a little bit of food poisoning.
- [Jodie] Oh, baby.
Well honey, if you keep doing that, your teeth will fall out
and then, how are you gonna have Nessa's pie?
Or mine, or anyone's?
(Sadie sobs)
(peaceful exotic music)
(Jude moaning)
- [Steven] No judgement tonight, Sadie.
Nothing but love,
acceptance,
forgiveness.
- Pie.
I want pie. - [Steven] Mm-hm.
- [Jude] Yeah.
(Sadie moans gently)
(Jude exhales slowly and deeply)
(Jude moans softly)
- Well this feels like a night for announcements.
We're closing the theater.
- [Jodie] What?
- Yeah.
It's time.
- Wait, what are you guys gonna do?
(Steven and Nessa chuckle)
- We don't know.
Declare bankruptcy, probably. (chuckles)
Make a bunch of movies with you.
Go to mime school. - [Steven] Open a food truck.
- [Sadie] Really? - [Steve] I'm just kidding.
- Well that's good, man, because food trucks are like
so five minutes ago, seriously, it's not a good idea.
- Do you have to kill every moment of happiness?
You ass-hat!
- Whoa.
- Whoa?
Whoa?
- Hey, get away from me, you psychopath!
- [Steven] Yeah? - [Bryce] Stop it, Steven.
- [Nessa] Is this happening? - [Bryce] Stop!
(Jodie laughing uncontrollably)
- [Jude] You've been living a lie.
If you don't my music, then what is it you love about me,
- [Bryce] What are you gonna do when you catch me, Steven,
inspire me to death?! - [Sadie] Baby.
- [Bryce] No, stop!
I can't believe anything that comes out of that lying
mouth of yours!
Do your friends even know that your agent dropped you?
Like some little old, fat chick,
that you've just been spewing lies like some
lying, lying lie-cano!?
- Wait, wait wait wait.
Is the script dead?
- You knew.
That is some cold shit.
- [Jodie] Oh, god! (playful music)
- And I am not fat!
- Because you never digest anything.
- [Sadie] Baby!
(men groaning)
Baby? - [Jude] Ah, don't.
Don't touch me, don't touch me!
Ever, don't touch me.
- I know you're all tapped out and everything
- If you could just refrain from shitting all over my dreams
for like a second, that'd be nice!
- [Jodie] What, is that what Steven said to you
- Is that what Bryce said to you, when you made him
choose between having him and having a child?!
- [Jodie] Oh, that is a low-blow.
- Oh yeah, well your mom's a low-blow.
- If you hate everything I do so much, why,
why are you even here?
- Oh no, no.
Shit!
These are Japanese Selvedge denim!
(Nessa coughs)
(Jodie screams)
Christ.
(Steven laughs)
- [Steven] Come on, man. - [Bryce] Run, motherfucker.
- No, what the fuck!
- Would you just listen to me?
Look, yes, yes I lied.
And no, I don't love your music, but I love your passion!
How much you try!
You're not always gonna love the work that I do
but that doesn't make you love me any less
and I know that you love me because you wouldn't
be this pissed right now if you didn't.
(gently moaning and panting)
(Jude and Sadie moaning)
- And that's why I behave!
- [Sadie] Sweetie, sweetie-- - [Jude] Always gonna!--
- Shh.
- Wait.
You hate that song too.
- It could be tweaked. (Jude moans)
- I wrote that song for you!
Oh, motherfucker!
(grunts) (Jodie yelps)
God! (groaning)
Pie.
- No, Vanessa! (Nessa groaning)
Honey, you know I love you but you cannot change the world
with a studio comedy! - [Nessa] Oh yeah?
What changes the world?
Miss Artiste, tell me, with your infinite wisdom!
- Greed!
Greed, greed changes the world.
And, and, and corporations buying elections,
and Halliburton he changes the world, you know, Dick Cheney,
that guy?
- You know what your problem is?
(buzzing light saber)
It's that you operate under the illusion that this
starving artist routine is somehow noble,
when what it really is,
is just an excuse not to grow the fuck up.
You wanna know what's noble?
Providing your wife with health insurance!
(zapping) (thuds)
- Is that what it means, huh?
Sellin' out and takin' a job that sucks the life out of you
until you're nothin' but a dried-up husk of regret
and ball cancer?
(zapping) (grunts)
(whooshing) (slapping)
- You know who does?
Religious zealots that feed people,
you know, make change in the world!
And, and, Cultural Hegemony!
- You know what I really think?
I think you just can't stand it.
You can't stand that you were this big star in college,
and now you're a total failure and I have a sailboat.
- Do you wanna go there?
Who was it that was too afraid to even try, huh?
Too scared that his dad would disown him
if he went to design school.
Yeah, my theater failed, but we had a great fucking run.
I have a great fucking wife, and I have integrity.
But $100 haircut, some stupid suspenders
and a closeted sewing fetish.
(tense music) (Bryce panting)
(thud) (groan)
- [Bryce] Fuck! God-damnit.
(groans)
- Stories change the world, Jodie.
I know you're really depressed,
and I don't know how you're gonna pay your student loans...
but you just need to tell yourself a different story.
(sighs) We just need a different story.
(Sadie sighs)
(phone rings)
- Why.
Why I behave.
♪ Always gonna be a slave
(slurs)
Whoa, that is brilliant!
♪ Forever after
♪ Because her bondage is my master ♪
Oh my god.
Oh, that's really good.
♪ And that's why I behave
♪ Always gonna be a slave
(thud)
(peaceful guitar music)
(tweeting birds)
(heavy rainfall)
(Jodie groans softly)
(scraping fabric)
(clattering dishes)
- [Steven] Shit.
- [Nessa] Hi.
- Hi.
You've looked better.
- [Nessa] So have you, your eye!
- Yeah.
I got beat up by a hipster accountant.
(chuckles)
Oh, easy.
Okay. (chuckles)
Want some coffee? - [Nessa] Hm-hm.
(spraying water)
- [Steven] Did you fall asleep under a tree?
- [Nessa] Shut up. (Steven giggles)
(bluesy guitar music)
(squeaking)
(spraying water)
(light taps)
(Nessa moans lightly)
- (groans) I'm all--
- Shh.
(Nessa groans lightly)
- [Jodie] Where is everyone?
(sighs)
(peaceful guitar music) (heavy rainfall)
- God, look at her go.
- She's a better person than either of us.
(Nessa laughs)
- Are you laughing at me?
- No, we're laughing with you, Sadie.
Come and get your coffee.
- [Sadie] Is it-- - [Nessa] Almond milk.
What, I'm gonna give you dairy?
I'm not a masochist.
- You're not mad?
- No, I'm not mad.
I do however think you are incredibly lame.
(Steven and Jude chuckle)
- Oh, good.
I thought that maybe you had little people,
like, like little Keebler elves,
who are like...
maybe like, the neighbors saw me and they tweeted a picture
of me and then they felt bad about it so they came back
and gave me coffee. (faintly rumbling thunder)
(Steven chuckles)
- It was Vanessa.
(Steven and Jude chuckle)
- That's more pliable. (chuckles)
- Plausible.
- Whatever.
Hey, Steven. - [Steven] Hm?
- Do you think my music...
(sighs)
(loud ringing)
- Should we say something?
- We forgot.
You got something in your hair.
- Yeah.
I do.
(Jodies sighs)
- Are we gonna be okay?
Are we all gonna be okay?
- None of us gets out of here alive, babe.
(chuckles)
- He's just sitting in there.
- We used to really make sense.
(faintly rumbling thunder)
- It won't start.
(sighs)
(upbeat guitar music)
♪ In the pale blue sky
♪ I see you
♪ In the pale blue sky
♪ I see you
♪ And when it starts to rain
♪ You can walk away my pain
♪ In the pale blue sky
♪ I see you
- Thanks.
Well, I better get goin' while it's runnin'.
Do you wanna get Jodie for me?
- She's gonna stay with us for a couple of days.
- I'll see you around, Steven.
- Hey, thanks for comin', guys.
- Yeah, man. (chuckles)
Thanks for havin' us.
It was really, (chuckles) it was really somethin'.
(Nessa laughs)
- That's awesome.
- Bye.
- [Jude] Thank you. - [Steven] Thank you.
- Oh hey, Steven?
Were you serious about the food truck idea?
I don't know. (Nessa chuckles)
- Well, if you are, please let me know.
I'd really like to fund it.
- Okay.
Uh, thank you.
- Cool.
Yeah, very cool.
- (chuckles) That's...
What just happened?
- [Sadie] The food truck, but not the theater?
- I like pie. (Sadie chuckles)
(upbeat music)
♪ You leave in the morning
♪ You come home at night
♪ Nobody wants your heart
♪ 'Cause it's not broken
♪ It's three hours there
♪ It's eight hours back
♪ Do you wish that you could cry hard
♪ 'Cause this is your pleasure cruise
♪ This is your red carpet
♪ I, I, I, I
♪ I'm not giving up
♪ When every single voice in my head
♪ Is saying enough's enough
♪ Oh, I think it's the first time
♪ They've agreed over anything
♪ We tried to move the left hand
♪ The right hand hurts so bad
♪ That's before you had a couple of kids
♪ Before you even had a reason to be mad
♪ And you're tryin' to fill the dead air
♪ What do you have to say
♪ Everybody is talkin' it out
♪ All night and all day
♪ Do you wish it would all go away
♪ I, I, I, I
♪ I'm not giving up
♪ When the big old moon looks down
♪ And tells me enough's enough
♪ Oh, I think it's the first time
♪ They've talked to me about anything
♪ I think it's the first time
♪ They've said anything at all
♪ But 'til now they never seemed to care
♪ One way or another
♪ And now they're talkin' and they're talkin'
♪ And oh, they won't leave me alone
♪ I, I, I, I
♪ I'm not giving up
♪ When every single voice in my head
♪ Is saying enough's enough
♪ Oh, I think it's the first time
♪ They've talked to me about anything
♪ I think it's the first time
♪ They've said anything at all