0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 1 00:00:19,619 --> 00:00:23,722 ♪ Hey, where you goin' 2 00:00:27,093 --> 00:00:31,330 ♪ Hey, I think I'm goin' there too 3 00:00:34,134 --> 00:00:37,703 ♪ Now you got me thinkin' 4 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:44,643 ♪ Maybe we can walk there together 5 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:47,346 ♪ Me and you 6 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:52,551 ♪ Walking alone gets contemplative 7 00:00:55,622 --> 00:00:59,625 ♪ Walking for two gets conversative ♪ 8 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:07,399 - We have four days left, it's not that bad really, 9 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:08,634 if you think about it. 10 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:10,602 You know how these things work, right? 11 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,371 Big burst of energy at the beginning 12 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:15,407 because everybody's really excited about the campaign. 13 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:18,143 And then you get a big burst of support at the end 14 00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:19,845 because everybody wants to be the hero 15 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:21,513 that gets you over the top. 16 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:22,748 - [Woman] You're not telling me anything I don't know, babe. 17 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,183 - [Man] I know, I understand that. 18 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:26,585 I mean, I haven't sent any emails yet. 19 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,687 I mean everything's been super general to this point. 20 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:31,457 You gotta send the personal stuff because that's what, 21 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:33,459 you know, really gets people involved. 22 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:35,227 - [Woman] Look, I'm not saying I wanna do it. 23 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,662 I'm saying I think we should consider it. 24 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:39,131 - [Man] They put up a tree. - [Woman] What? 25 00:01:39,133 --> 00:01:41,733 - The rental company, they put up a tree. 26 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:45,871 - [Man] I think it's kinda nice. 27 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:47,706 - [Woman] Yeah. 28 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,808 It makes certain assumptions though, don't you think? 29 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,677 - I guess so. 30 00:01:51,679 --> 00:01:53,212 - It's pretty. 31 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:54,379 - You're pretty. 32 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:57,683 - Nur pey. (man chuckles) 33 00:01:58,885 --> 00:02:01,653 - We're not talking your parents. 34 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:04,123 - Can we have a conversation that's 35 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:05,791 just in the vicinity of reality? 36 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:08,227 I mean, I'm not saying I don't believe in miracles-- 37 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:10,395 - Miracles come in moments, be ready and willing. 38 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:12,731 - [Woman] But I know they would help us, I mean, look, 39 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,199 they've talked about selling this place for years! 40 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:16,401 - We are not asking your parents for the money. 41 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:19,138 We will find it a different way. 42 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:27,779 Look, Sadie's agent is in love with your script, right? 43 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:29,882 And once they package it 44 00:02:29,884 --> 00:02:32,885 and make it for a gajillion dollars, 45 00:02:32,887 --> 00:02:34,686 I can finally retire and be 46 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:37,756 your dandy gentleman about town, hm? 47 00:02:38,858 --> 00:02:40,759 - [Woman] Did we get Sadie's, um-- 48 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:45,531 - [Man] Gluten-free, soy-free, dairy free, taste-free. 49 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:46,498 Lots of-- 50 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,500 - She has food allergies. 51 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:52,738 - [Man] It's gonna be okay. 52 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:10,956 - You're on onions. 53 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:23,902 (sexual moaning) ♪ Hey let's climb a mountain 54 00:03:26,806 --> 00:03:30,742 ♪ Hey let's walk the plains 55 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:38,383 ♪ We got plenty of boot leather ♪ 56 00:03:39,352 --> 00:03:40,686 - You're like... 57 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:42,854 You're like a goddess. (giggling) 58 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:44,957 You're like, like an angel. 59 00:03:46,459 --> 00:03:50,696 You're like... (moans) (lighter flicking) 60 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:57,002 You're like a goddamn angel that fell straight out of heaven 61 00:03:58,671 --> 00:03:59,605 and onto my-- 62 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:03,342 - Longboard? (giggles softly) 63 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,778 (moaning) 64 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:10,916 - I love you. 65 00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:13,652 - I love you. 66 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:16,021 - I love you. 67 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:18,590 - I... 68 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:21,026 - I love you. 69 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:24,863 I gotta piss. 70 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:05,470 - [Woman] Do you mind if I-- - [Man] No. 71 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,005 Kinda like it quiet. 72 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:13,679 (upbeat ukulele) (sizzling) 73 00:05:15,581 --> 00:05:17,883 ♪ In five minutes time, I dropped the dime 74 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:20,886 ♪ I juiced a lime, slipped on slime 75 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:23,755 ♪ I bought to the mime, stopped some crime 76 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:27,893 ♪ Sniffed a sign but cracked a rhyme 77 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:31,797 ♪ Imagine if I had quarter-hour ♪ 78 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:33,432 - Okay, how's this? 79 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:37,903 ""With arts education funding decreasing sharply every year, 80 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:40,906 "it's more important than ever..." 81 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,374 We okay? 82 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:43,842 - It's just a panic attack, keep going. 83 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,378 - [Man] Okay, um, "it's more important than ever 84 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:49,348 "for theaters like TPITH to provide students with 85 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:50,982 "essential exposure to the arts"-- 86 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:52,818 - [Woman] Time is it? - [Man] It's 6:18. 87 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:54,553 - Fuck, we never start early enough. 88 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,521 - No it's fine, everybody's gonna be late and 89 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,123 Sadie will be here but she doesn't eat anything anyway. 90 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:00,125 - [Woman] (chuckles) You know, not helpful. 91 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,728 - All right, lay it on me. 92 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,996 - (sighs) Roast in the oven. 93 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:07,466 Yams, dressing for the salad. 94 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:09,701 Go get flowers. 95 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:10,602 Um. 96 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,905 (stutters) Go. 97 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:16,775 - Uh, five campaign updates before midnight. 98 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:19,111 Grant draft is complete. 99 00:06:19,113 --> 00:06:20,812 Calls to the Yancies and Johnsons 100 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:23,415 - [Woman] It's a holiday, they'll hate it. 101 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:24,850 - Yeah but you have to thank people right away 102 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:29,921 - Well, we're not gonna have time for flowers. 103 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,590 - [Woman] Can you schedule the posts? 104 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,091 - No, the Kickstarter doesn't work that way. 105 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,459 You have to update-- - [Woman] It's a holiday! 106 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:37,095 I get tonight. - [Man] Okay, okay. 107 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,099 But can you read this in the bath? 108 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:44,603 - Yes. 109 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:48,540 Don't burn the yams. 110 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:49,875 - Go team. 111 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:52,577 (doorbell rings) 112 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:53,912 It's okay, take a towel. 113 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,080 You got this. 114 00:06:56,682 --> 00:06:57,916 Coming! 115 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:02,487 ♪ I wish I was rhymed all the time 116 00:07:02,489 --> 00:07:06,725 ♪ Way longer than a quarter-hour ♪ 117 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:09,594 - (screams) Happy New Year! 118 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,496 - [Hosts] Happy New Year! 119 00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:13,498 (laughing) 120 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:16,935 (talking over each other) 121 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,170 - It's good, good, man. 122 00:07:18,172 --> 00:07:21,072 - [Man In Blue Shirt] Good, good, hey. 123 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,841 You should totally come here as well. 124 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,075 It's good to see you. 125 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:28,079 - [Woman In Red Shirt] Absolutely, thank you. 126 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:29,014 - Yeah. 127 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:29,981 Should, uh... 128 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:38,623 (gentle guitar music) 129 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:50,936 (muffled background chatter) 130 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:52,671 - Fuck. (groans) 131 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,906 - [Male Host] All we're saying is that remakes typically 132 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:58,143 You can't remake something and make it better. 133 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:01,947 - [Female Guest] In theory it's typical but not always! 134 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:04,082 - Well give me one example under exception then. 135 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,750 Give me one example. 136 00:08:05,752 --> 00:08:07,719 - [Female Guest] Obviously. - [Male Host] Sabrina. 137 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:08,954 - Yeah. 138 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:10,522 - The original Sabrina had Humphrey Bogart 139 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:11,857 and Audrey Hepburn-- - [Female Guest] Exactly! 140 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:13,124 This is what I'm saying. 141 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,093 He's like 80 years older than she is. 142 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:16,127 It's gross! - [Male Host] No. 143 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,029 - Dude, that was before Viagra. 144 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,731 - Sorry, sorry. 145 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:24,836 We will finish this later, can you handle this? 146 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:29,207 (sizzling food) 147 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:37,115 (female guest giggles) 148 00:08:43,055 --> 00:08:45,257 (man sighs) 149 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:53,298 - [Man] You ready to do this? - [Woman] Mm-hm, hm-hm. 150 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:54,199 Yeah. 151 00:08:56,036 --> 00:09:00,005 - [Woman] It's in the, um-- - [Man] Okay. 152 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:02,073 (sighs) 153 00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:07,112 Do you wanna read it, or... 154 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:10,181 I don't know, I just don't want you to be shocked 155 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:14,619 - Did you write something shocking? 156 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:16,087 - Well no, but... 157 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:19,958 I just don't know how these things go. 158 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,263 Steven has excellent diction but 159 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:29,701 Jude seems like he might have questionable reading skills. 160 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:35,807 - Does it tell the truth? 161 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:41,680 - [Man] Mm-hm. 162 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,214 - [Woman] Okay. 163 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:46,217 - Meh, I tested for a pilot but 164 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:49,621 my agent said the money wasn't good enough, so... 165 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:50,822 (sighs) 166 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,958 - Has there been any movement on the script? 167 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,659 - (gasps) Oh, Nessa! 168 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:58,063 Did I tell you Jude wrote a song for me? 169 00:09:58,065 --> 00:09:59,831 - (chuckles) Yeah. 170 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:04,336 I'll play it for you later like an exclusive concerto. 171 00:10:04,338 --> 00:10:06,938 I haven't even played it for the guys yet. 172 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:07,906 (female guest chuckles) 173 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:09,908 It's gonna be a single. 174 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,882 - You know, actually I think you should take a look at it. 175 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:18,750 You haven't read it and I-- 176 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,819 - Can we just go inside? 177 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:25,190 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just cold out here. 178 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:26,691 You know how I hate the cold. 179 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:28,059 - Yeah. 180 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,861 - I'm sure it's fine. 181 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,367 - [Nessa] Here they are! - [Male Guest] Hi. 182 00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:37,002 Steven, Jodie and Bryce are here! 183 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:38,737 Get off your laptop! 184 00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:40,872 Hi! 185 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:45,110 (background chatter) (relaxed music) 186 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,214 - You gotta spread the wealth. 187 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,915 - You gotta spread the wealth? 188 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:53,118 But the thing is you also gotta have intelligent people 189 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,352 or it's just a disaster. 190 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:57,322 (talking over each other) 191 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,790 - [Male Host] Yes, yes. 192 00:10:58,792 --> 00:10:59,391 - It's like playing poker with people 193 00:10:59,393 --> 00:11:01,092 that don't know to play. 194 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:05,196 I mean, what the problem is, it's not, oh, oh. 195 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,264 - I think you have to put a new-- 196 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:09,267 - I just got the look, so um, uh. 197 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:12,337 It was 10 years ago 198 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:17,275 that we moved back to the valley 199 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:20,045 with trepidation in our souls 200 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:22,180 and hope in our hearts. 201 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,749 And it was only through your friendship 202 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,184 that we made it through those early years. 203 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,185 (Sadie chuckles) 204 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,319 You painted scenery, 205 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:29,754 you hauled costumes, 206 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:31,222 you got drunk with us on the floor 207 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,258 when we didn't have any furniture. 208 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,859 (group laughing) 209 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:39,064 But no matter what heartache or broken toes, 210 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,066 or mold-induced asthma the months brought, 211 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,801 (group laughs) 212 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,402 you always got together with us here 213 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,304 at Nessa's family's cabin to celebrate New Years. 214 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,338 - Yay. 215 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,340 - And so I just wanna say, 216 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,775 to our nearest and dearest friends, 217 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,243 thank you for being here with-- 218 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,846 - Steve, actually, Jodie and I have something 219 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:58,183 that we'd like to contribute to the toast this year. 220 00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:00,452 - Babe, maybe wait 'til he's finished. 221 00:12:00,454 --> 00:12:02,353 - We know where he's going with this, right? 222 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:05,924 Friendship and their theater, uh, and the usual 223 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:09,094 but we just thought while we're talking about friendship 224 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:13,331 that it was a good time to share some news. 225 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,867 Steve, if you don't mind. (Sadie laughing) 226 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,202 - Not at all buddy, the floor is yours. 227 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,870 - Thank you. 228 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:19,771 Tada! 229 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,474 - [Nessa] Bryce, you made something-- 230 00:12:22,476 --> 00:12:23,908 - [Sadie] Is it, is it-- 231 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,010 - It's a home brew, it's like an aperitif. 232 00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,345 - Now he brews all his own stuff. 233 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:30,315 you can really taste the weedkiller in the domestics. 234 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,150 - [Jude] Fucking Monsanto. - [Nessa] Fucking Monsanto. 235 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:37,122 - Considering our audience, we thought that the best way 236 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:40,091 to share our news would be 237 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,159 to perform it. 238 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,994 (everybody laughing) 239 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:45,130 So, everyone gets a roll. 240 00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:48,800 - [Sadie] How fun! 241 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:51,336 - And if you'll just open these, 242 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:54,172 and read them 243 00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:56,274 in order, 244 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,344 we have the number. 245 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:00,545 - Is this like a riddle? 246 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,114 - No, each person has a line 247 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,950 and then you just read it, in order. 248 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,118 - Oh, it's like a round. 249 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,987 Like a poem told in a round. 250 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:12,390 - I believe Sadie's says start. 251 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,927 - (laughs) This is so exciting. 252 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:16,828 Fancy. 253 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:21,466 (clears throat) "Our darling friends so close, 254 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,035 "the time has come for a toast." 255 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:26,871 (group laughing) 256 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,440 - "We've had a good six-year run, 257 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:32,410 "but our relationship is now done." 258 00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:43,354 - "The fact is, Bryce wants babies, 259 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:46,090 "and Jodie does not even maybe." 260 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,533 - "We're at the end of our wits 261 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,136 "so we're calling it quits, 262 00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:01,172 "but we'll stay friends because love doesn't die." 263 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:04,142 - So lift your glasses up high. 264 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,043 Come on. 265 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:10,949 And toast to new friends, and not goodbye. 266 00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:26,064 (Jodie clears her throat) 267 00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:44,415 To friends. 268 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,486 - [All] To friends. 269 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:07,171 - We just wanted to let you know that we're okay. 270 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:12,343 We still love each other, we just 271 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,579 can't be together anymore. 272 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:17,582 - Guys-- 273 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,350 - This is intense. 274 00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:25,390 - You really don't want babies, like ever? 275 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,425 - Come on, Sadie, you knew that about her. 276 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,428 - Well, I just thought that was a phase. 277 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,562 I mean, we're thinking about it. 278 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,331 - [Nessa] What? - [Sadie] Not tomorrow. 279 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,666 - Isn't full frontal in your contract? 280 00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:36,668 - And you have, food allergies. 281 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,403 - Well, aren't you thinking about it? 282 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,637 - [Steven] The theater is our child. 283 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,706 - [Nessa] You have to have sex to be pregnant. 284 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,275 We just, we have different priorities. 285 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,111 - But this is human life! 286 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,614 I mean, you can't tell me that as artists, 287 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,683 you think your life would be complete without that, like, 288 00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:55,586 essential human experience, raising a child, molding a life. 289 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,556 Uh (chuckles) I don't know, what could be more 290 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,491 primal or dramatic? 291 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,460 - So (clears throat) I'm sorry, what you're saying is that 292 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,062 a person has to have a child 293 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,196 in order to have a complete human experience? 294 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,497 - I didn't say that, actually. 295 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:07,532 - Don't take the bait, Vanessa. 296 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,233 - [Nessa] No, I wanna know. 297 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:10,168 - [Jodie] Guys, we don't have to do this now, okay? 298 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,369 - We're cool to start, right? 299 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,603 - [Sadie] Yep. - [Nessa] I'm sorry. 300 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,439 Jodie changes the world with her photography. 301 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,074 She has literally sparked political upheaval 302 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,342 with her work-- - [Bryce] I know! 303 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,609 - And so you want her to what, quit? 304 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,145 - [Bryce] No I don't, I don't want her to quit. 305 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,047 - There are 10 billion people 306 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,482 stretching this planet's resources 307 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,984 to the breaking point. - [Bryce] Yes, we know. 308 00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:29,087 - You guys, you got her started, this is the-- 309 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,588 - [Jude] What if their kid's like the next Mozart? 310 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,123 - That's no pressure or anything. 311 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,192 - What if their kid's a serial killer? 312 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,426 - [Jodie] Or an asshole. - [Nessa] Or an asshole! 313 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,595 - [Bryce] Okay, yeah, so the world's gonna end 314 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,663 and we're all doomed, so-- 315 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,298 - No, the world is not gonna end 316 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,701 - So what, we're supposed to just give up, stop living, 317 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,604 and write bitter, depressing plays about it? 318 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,139 - No, but the world is changing and I think 319 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,440 that there are choices other than 320 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,009 "I just want them 'cause I want them." 321 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,344 - Right, because having children is selfish. 322 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,480 - (chuckles) Oh well, selfish or not, apparently, 323 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:58,549 I'm not a complete human being so I better stop with all my 324 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,618 crazy lady thought writing and start breeding already! 325 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,587 - Steven, tell her I'm not being selfish. 326 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:05,523 - I think a thing is neither good nor bad, 327 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,425 but thinking makes it so. 328 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,459 (Nessa sighs) 329 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:13,097 - [Nessa] Equivocator. - [Jude] That is deep. 330 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,402 Was someone gonna say grace? 331 00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:21,072 - (chuckles) You guys, enough. 332 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,674 I don't want to solve global warming tonight. 333 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,477 I just wanna get drunk and have fun 334 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,480 with my friends, who are breaking up. 335 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:32,450 Are we gonna have to divide custody like two New Yearses? 336 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:35,620 - [Bryce] No, Sadie-- - [Jodie] Honey, honey, no. 337 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:38,489 Look, we still love each other. 338 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:42,126 We just don't wanna procreate together. 339 00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:44,562 - Yeah, so if you have any single friends... 340 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,198 - This brie is blowing my mind! 341 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,467 - [Bryce] I... 342 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:50,535 - Seriously. 343 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,138 - To mind-blowing brie. 344 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,640 - [Bryce] To mind-blowing brie. 345 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:56,774 - [Nessa] To mind-blowing brie. 346 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,677 (glasses clinking) 347 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:07,785 - Can we get some meat, please? 348 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:11,656 (jaunty humming) 349 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:16,861 (chattering) (dishes clattering) 350 00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:32,410 - What is this, the 18th century? 351 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:36,514 - [Jodie] You know what can we just leave them out a minute? 352 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,416 - [Nessa] Oh, darlin'. 353 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,487 - I really missed you girls. 354 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:45,323 (Sadie laughing) 355 00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:49,427 - Steven just posted something funny 356 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,262 on the theater's Facebook page. 357 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,232 - Get off your phone, Steven! 358 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:57,502 I just (chuckles) can't get him to... 359 00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:58,402 present. 360 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:03,708 - I think I'm gonna die my hair this color. 361 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:08,146 (chirping crickets) (Jude chuckles) 362 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:13,885 - I just got a friend request from TPITH. (chuckles) 363 00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:21,559 Spammers should be like eaten by zombie wolves. 364 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:25,796 - (laughs) That's uh, The Play's The Thing. 365 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,698 - Steven's theater 366 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,500 that he's always talking about. 367 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:33,171 - Yeah, you know, "The play's the thing 368 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:37,241 "wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King." 369 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:38,910 It's Hamlet. 370 00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:43,881 You know Hamlet? 371 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,318 Shakespeare Hamlet? 372 00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:52,690 Seriously? Not even like, Mel Gibson Hamlet? 373 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,692 - What are they teaching kids these days? 374 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,194 (Jude chuckles) 375 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,262 - You don't know it? 376 00:19:58,264 --> 00:19:59,664 Dude, no, seriously. 377 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,865 You're gonna love this. 378 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,800 This is a great story, right. 379 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:06,771 So Hamlet is this prince, young guy, right? 380 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:11,776 He's called home from school because his dad is dead. 381 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:14,845 So he's gotta come home for the funeral, okay? 382 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:18,616 When he gets home, he finds out that his mom 383 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:19,984 has remarried, like already. 384 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,853 His dad is not even cold in the ground, 385 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,855 she's remarried, right? (Jude sighs) 386 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:29,760 (chuckles) She's remarried to his uncle, his dad's brother. 387 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,829 And his dad's brother, his uncle has decided 388 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,764 that he should be the king, right? 389 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:37,001 (mellow guitar music) 390 00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:08,733 (Jodie giggling) 391 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,635 - And then he wrote that poem, 392 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,803 and I just... - [Nessa] Oh god. (chuckles) 393 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,739 - [Jodie] I couldn't... - [Nessa] This whole thing 394 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:16,374 belongs on YouTube. 395 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:19,677 - [Sadie] What did I miss, did I miss a funny? 396 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:22,313 - [Nessa] Where are you gonna live? 397 00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:23,781 - I don't know. 398 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,284 I mean, Bryce'll want me to stay, but 399 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:29,820 I'll just find a gig out of town, something. 400 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,291 - You can stay with us! 401 00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:34,692 I mean Jude's place is huge. 402 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,861 It's a little huge messy but you know. 403 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:38,896 - Thank you, I don't wanna impose. 404 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,631 - [Nessa] Are you... 405 00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:43,934 - Relieved? 406 00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:46,704 (chuckles) 407 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,572 I don't know. 408 00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:50,841 It's all logistics right now. 409 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,779 Here's the fun facts. 410 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:59,016 Documenting third-world poverty does not pay very well. 411 00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:02,920 - What are you gonna do? 412 00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:04,855 - Shoot porn. 413 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:12,797 Well, thanks for the support, you little assholes. 414 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:13,731 (Nessa chuckles) 415 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,801 - It can be very tasteful. (Jodie giggling) 416 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:19,670 (Nessa chuckles) 417 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,939 - [Sadie] Maybe this will help. 418 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:25,609 - Mmm, are we about to go on a magic carpet ride? 419 00:22:25,611 --> 00:22:28,813 - Jude brought it back from Tulum. 420 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:30,948 - [Jodie] It looks-- - [Nessa] Illegal? 421 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:32,049 - Okay. 422 00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:39,090 - Uh... 423 00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:40,091 - To, uh... 424 00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:42,526 - Mm-hm. 425 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,932 (lightly groans) 426 00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,900 (laughs) 427 00:22:52,003 --> 00:22:54,972 - Horacio cradling his head in his arms, 428 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:57,575 Fortinbras bursting into the throne room 429 00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:59,477 with his armies behind. 430 00:23:00,946 --> 00:23:01,846 He dies. 431 00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:07,151 "Good night, sweet prince, 432 00:23:08,453 --> 00:23:12,089 "and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest." 433 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:28,172 - I gotta write a song about this. 434 00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:31,876 People need to hear this story. 435 00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:34,445 - You should come down to the theater sometime. 436 00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:37,982 We do this every day, man, twice on Sundays. 437 00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:43,053 - It would be so much better if you didn't have to beg. 438 00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:45,923 - Yeah, it would. 439 00:23:47,058 --> 00:23:49,794 - No, I just mean, you know, 440 00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:53,097 it's always like, "Here's the airplane, 441 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:56,033 "open up, open up, please!" 442 00:23:58,136 --> 00:24:02,139 It's just not like that with litigation support. 443 00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:08,712 - No, I don't imagine it would be. 444 00:24:19,090 --> 00:24:23,127 (kitten squealing) (upbeat music) 445 00:24:27,699 --> 00:24:29,467 (kitten squealing) 446 00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:31,001 - Aww. (chuckles) 447 00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:33,904 (door opens) 448 00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:34,805 Oh. 449 00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:37,908 - That is wrong. 450 00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:41,579 (men's muffled chattering) 451 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:46,116 - Play it again, play it again. 452 00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:48,853 - That was a great year for movies! 453 00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:50,888 Rocky 4 came out that year. - [Jude] Yeah, but it's not-- 454 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:53,557 - [Bryce] Rocky 4 is an incredible-- 455 00:24:53,559 --> 00:24:55,125 - [Jude] It's no witness. 456 00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:56,994 - Well, it might be a little better than witness. 457 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,896 Rocky 4's incredible! (Jude laughing) 458 00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:01,265 - [Bryce] I mean, it... - [Jude] Not better than E.T. 459 00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:02,166 - Come on! 460 00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:07,771 - Why is this so compelling? (kitten squealing) 461 00:25:07,773 --> 00:25:11,609 - Because kittens no nothing of Congress. 462 00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:13,210 - This, he's thowin' boulders, right, 463 00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:15,946 he's carrying logs on his back. 464 00:25:15,948 --> 00:25:18,782 (overlapping chatter) 465 00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:22,119 - [Jude] The ab thing! - [Steve] Like, 45 degrees. 466 00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:25,155 - I can't do any ab things. (Steven laughs) 467 00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:27,758 - Dude, he doesn't even, he doesn't even go out of shape. 468 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:31,028 - [Jude] He trims though. - [Steven] Yeah, no. 469 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:34,999 (phone vibrating) - Get it, kitty, get it. 470 00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:36,534 - No but seriously, what's going on with the script? 471 00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:38,135 Have you heard anything? 472 00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:39,169 - Racist? 473 00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:40,170 - I think it's racist. 474 00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:41,038 - [Steven] No! - [Bryce] Yes. 475 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,873 - Seriously? 476 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:43,874 - Yeah! 477 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,677 - [Jude] What's racist? - [Bryce] Come on, come on. 478 00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:48,846 Hold on, he's a cold-blooded Russian fighter, 479 00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:52,082 who comes to America, is on steroids, by the way, 480 00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:54,184 kills his best friend, seemingly on purpose, 481 00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:56,587 which the entire Russian population thinks is awesome 482 00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:59,723 because obviously, they too are cold-hearted and evil. 483 00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:00,991 - We're at the end of the Cold War, 484 00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:02,726 it's a commentary on the whole time! 485 00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:04,261 - Wait wait wait, in all the other movies, 486 00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:06,263 he just goes around beating up black guys. 487 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:07,698 (laughing) 488 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:08,866 - [Steven] Come on! - [Bryce] He does. 489 00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:12,803 - All right, I'm gonna walk you through it. 490 00:26:12,805 --> 00:26:14,305 We're gonna start back at the beginning. 491 00:26:14,307 --> 00:26:16,774 Rocky I, he loses that fight. 492 00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:18,142 - [Bryce] But... - [Steven] He loses it. 493 00:26:18,144 --> 00:26:21,111 (kitten whining) 494 00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:22,313 - What happened? 495 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:28,085 - They have agreed to run my story. 496 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,720 - [Nessa] And? 497 00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:32,590 - If I can find my way to Rwanda and back. 498 00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:33,824 - [Men] Drago! 499 00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:39,697 - [Steven] It's so good! - [Bryce] Okay, okay. 500 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:42,199 - That is basically my point, basically. 501 00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:44,868 - I'm just not feeling it anymore. 502 00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:46,170 - [Steve] Dude. - [Bryce] What? 503 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:47,805 - Plus, Paulie gets that sweet robot. 504 00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:49,239 - He does. 505 00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:52,810 How many times did we-- - [Bryce] I loved that movie. 506 00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:54,678 - We saw that movie, we went to, 507 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,747 this guy went to Rockython with me. 508 00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:58,782 - [Jude] Rockython? - [Steven] Yeah, Rockython. 509 00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:02,219 We wore like flag shorts and everything, come on! 510 00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:05,656 - It was different, we were different. 511 00:27:07,158 --> 00:27:09,193 - We're weren't different. 512 00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:12,229 - If you say so. 513 00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:16,333 - Plus, he got brain damage in that fight. 514 00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:18,002 He did, yeah. 515 00:27:18,004 --> 00:27:20,838 - No, nope, nope, we don't talk about Rocky 5. 516 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,072 Nobody talks about, 517 00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,741 Stallone doesn't even talk about Rocky 5. 518 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:25,309 That movie is not, 519 00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:29,113 but Balboa, we get back to Balboa and the end movie! 520 00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:33,017 (women cheering) And that one ends the story. 521 00:27:33,019 --> 00:27:33,917 - Hi. 522 00:27:35,286 --> 00:27:37,721 - What is that stuff? 523 00:27:37,723 --> 00:27:41,959 ♪ Let's drunk to the sun sinkin' a row the day 524 00:27:43,094 --> 00:27:47,331 ♪ Let's drink a dozen now it's dark 525 00:27:48,266 --> 00:27:52,269 ♪ Let's drink to the stars that shine away 526 00:27:53,371 --> 00:27:57,775 ♪ Let's drink to the mornin' spark ♪ 527 00:27:58,743 --> 00:28:00,778 (background chatter) 528 00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:04,214 ♪ So early the night falls 529 00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:08,085 ♪ All around us 530 00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:10,354 (chattering) 531 00:28:11,322 --> 00:28:12,990 - [Sadie] Steve Buscemi. - [Jodie] Yes! 532 00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:15,259 - [Nessa] Oh, oh, oh! - [Bryce] Pretty Woman! 533 00:28:15,261 --> 00:28:18,128 - [Sadie] Oh, that movie, um. - [Bryce] Little Mermaid! 534 00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:19,229 - [Sadie] Interview, Interview! 535 00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:21,098 - [Jodie] Yes, yes! 536 00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:24,101 - [Bryce] There's clearly cheating going on! 537 00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:27,137 There's some kind of vaginal telepathy. 538 00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:28,839 - Smart girls are hot. 539 00:28:28,841 --> 00:28:32,142 - Final score, ladies 12, gentlemen 10. 540 00:28:33,311 --> 00:28:35,245 - [Bryce] Rematch, rematch! 541 00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:38,816 - [Sadie] No, no no, new game. - [Bryce] Come on! 542 00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:40,050 - Yeah um, oh. 543 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:42,286 Two truths and a lie. - [Bryce] Boo. 544 00:28:42,288 --> 00:28:44,188 - Oh, no, no, come on! 545 00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:46,490 We haven't played that since college. 546 00:28:46,492 --> 00:28:47,925 - [Bryce] There's a reason for that. 547 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:49,359 - (laughs) I don't know that game. 548 00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:51,228 - (laughs) It's easy. 549 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,363 Okay, for example um, 550 00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:55,332 A, I have a third nipple, 551 00:28:56,835 --> 00:28:57,735 uh, B, 552 00:28:59,337 --> 00:29:01,839 eggs give me terrible gas, 553 00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:02,740 and uh, C, 554 00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:07,311 I have a birthmark in the shape of New Jersey. 555 00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:09,146 - [All] C. 556 00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:12,015 - Sadie, cable is the Naked You channel. 557 00:29:12,017 --> 00:29:13,383 (Steven laughs) 558 00:29:13,385 --> 00:29:14,284 We have seen it. 559 00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:16,353 - And smelled it. 560 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:17,921 - (gasps) You have a third nipple? 561 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,323 (all laughing) 562 00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:22,392 - Okay okay okay, my turn, I wanna go, I like this. 563 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:24,027 All right. 564 00:29:24,029 --> 00:29:27,865 A, my favorite kind of pie is strawberry pie. 565 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:32,803 B, I once ate 15 cheeseburgers 566 00:29:32,805 --> 00:29:36,240 and then barfed them all up on stage. 567 00:29:36,242 --> 00:29:39,243 C, my new single just went platinum 568 00:29:40,044 --> 00:29:40,944 in Japan. 569 00:29:44,415 --> 00:29:46,283 - How many is that? 570 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:49,019 - That's like 250,000 something. 571 00:29:50,255 --> 00:29:53,390 Like, at least, that can't be. 572 00:29:53,392 --> 00:29:55,392 It's C, right? We're gonna go with C. 573 00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:57,427 It's C, definitely C. 574 00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:01,398 - Ah, fuckin' C. (all laughing) 575 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,268 I have no poker face, man. 576 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:05,803 We went platinum in Germany. 577 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:08,038 We're trying for Japan but... 578 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:08,939 - What? 579 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:12,242 - Jude, that is... 580 00:30:13,077 --> 00:30:14,478 That is awesome. 581 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,815 Congratulations, man. - [Jude] Yeah, thank you! 582 00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:19,283 - [Steven] That's incredible. - [Jude] Thank you! 583 00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:21,051 Yeah, we just... 584 00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:23,487 We let this one flow and it just kinda worked out. 585 00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:25,289 You know, it was really organic. 586 00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:27,524 - [Bryce] I'm sure it was. 587 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,428 - Why don't you go next, buddy? 588 00:30:32,397 --> 00:30:34,865 - Okay, A, I think argyle socks 589 00:30:34,867 --> 00:30:36,366 are more stylish than solids. 590 00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:39,870 B, I have an aversion to electric staplers. 591 00:30:39,872 --> 00:30:43,540 C, women who are mothers are 35% more likely to be happy, 592 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:46,009 healthy, and report a greater sense compassion 593 00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:48,345 and purpose in their lives. 594 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,615 (restrained chuckles) 595 00:30:51,617 --> 00:30:53,083 - Is that true? 596 00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:54,184 I don't think that's true 'cause my mom 597 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:55,519 is a very mean person. 598 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:58,355 - You know, I have always hated this game and uh, 599 00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:01,124 we have due resolutions so let's, 600 00:31:01,126 --> 00:31:02,292 can you do resolutions? 601 00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:03,493 - [Steven] What? - [Nessa] Resolutions. 602 00:31:03,495 --> 00:31:04,461 - Oh, ah... 603 00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:06,496 Well, I... 604 00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:08,899 Um. 605 00:31:08,901 --> 00:31:13,604 I did resolve to raise $70,000 by Tuesday, 606 00:31:13,606 --> 00:31:15,138 so I have that. 607 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:18,108 There is that, and um, 608 00:31:19,444 --> 00:31:21,378 I don't think have anything else other than that right now, 609 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:25,215 so (chuckles) uh Sadie, you go. 610 00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:27,417 - No, I'm not ready, you go, Jodie. 611 00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:30,187 - Jodie doesn't believe in resolutions. 612 00:31:30,189 --> 00:31:32,556 - Okay fine, um, okay. 613 00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:35,325 I resolve to be kinder, and... 614 00:31:40,431 --> 00:31:43,233 Accept things that I can't control, 615 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:46,436 and you know, not obsess over skinny bitch actresses 616 00:31:46,438 --> 00:31:48,438 who are stealing all my parts (Jodie laughs) 617 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,507 you know, because I really do love them 618 00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:54,478 in my heart of hearts, and jealousy only hurts me 619 00:31:56,180 --> 00:32:00,350 and I just want the best for them even if I 620 00:32:00,352 --> 00:32:02,619 secretly want them to develop warts and die. 621 00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:06,023 (quiet chuckles) 622 00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:07,424 - I think Sadie just modernized 623 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:10,394 the serenity prayer for us, guys. 624 00:32:10,396 --> 00:32:11,561 (laughing) 625 00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:13,363 - Thank you. 626 00:32:13,365 --> 00:32:17,601 I want you to resolve to save me from these jerkoffs. 627 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,069 (laughing) 628 00:32:19,071 --> 00:32:20,270 - [Steven] Aw, come on! 629 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:22,272 - I resolve to save Sadie from you jerkoffs. 630 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:24,608 (laughing) 631 00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:28,478 And I resolve this year to be happy. 632 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:33,517 - You just decide to be happy? 633 00:32:34,519 --> 00:32:35,452 - Yeah. 634 00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:37,454 - I just see these dudes like 635 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:40,691 deciding to lose five pounds, right? 636 00:32:40,693 --> 00:32:42,259 Or like learn a language, 637 00:32:42,261 --> 00:32:44,594 or like watch less porn or whatever, 638 00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:48,231 and I don't think it makes them any happier. 639 00:32:48,233 --> 00:32:51,435 Are they really happy being like, 640 00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:54,071 "Pass the TV" in French? 641 00:32:54,073 --> 00:32:55,672 - [Nessa] It's a phrase. - [Steven] Is it? 642 00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:57,140 - I'm sure it's really easy for someone 643 00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:58,675 with your life to be happy. 644 00:32:58,677 --> 00:32:59,710 - [Jodie] How do you resolve to make yourself 645 00:32:59,712 --> 00:33:01,712 happy this year, Bryce? 646 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:07,084 - Well, I don't know. 647 00:33:07,086 --> 00:33:09,419 I guess I haven't really thought about 648 00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:11,121 what it's gonna be like to be 649 00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:12,756 solo in the new year. 650 00:33:17,628 --> 00:33:19,696 But I guess I resolve... 651 00:33:23,468 --> 00:33:26,203 Yeah, I resolve to find someone, 652 00:33:28,539 --> 00:33:31,274 to find someone who shares my values 653 00:33:31,276 --> 00:33:34,411 and who wants to have children with me. 654 00:33:34,413 --> 00:33:36,613 (footsteps) 655 00:33:44,422 --> 00:33:47,290 (door slams) 656 00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:53,430 Resolution. (Steven sighs) 657 00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:57,334 - [Jude] He's on a spectrum, isn't he? 658 00:33:57,336 --> 00:34:01,805 I had a cousin once who used to say the gnarliest shit. 659 00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:03,473 Man, no judgment. 660 00:34:05,276 --> 00:34:07,444 - 250,000 records? 661 00:34:07,446 --> 00:34:09,312 - [Jude] (chuckles) I know. 662 00:34:09,314 --> 00:34:11,615 - [Steven] That's huge. - [Jude] Yeah. 663 00:34:11,617 --> 00:34:13,750 - What is that even like? 664 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,056 (Jodie sobbing) 665 00:34:26,597 --> 00:34:28,665 - Do you still love him? 666 00:34:32,703 --> 00:34:36,373 - I mean, he's on another planet tonight. 667 00:34:38,543 --> 00:34:39,443 But... 668 00:34:39,445 --> 00:34:42,479 I'm not the easiest person to live with either, 669 00:34:42,481 --> 00:34:43,713 I mean, I'm... 670 00:34:47,552 --> 00:34:51,788 It was just really nice to have someone to come home to. 671 00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:57,561 (moaning) 672 00:34:57,563 --> 00:34:58,795 What is happening? 673 00:34:58,797 --> 00:35:00,297 Sadie, why is that? 674 00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:01,631 You are not a lesbian. 675 00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:03,333 What is going on? 676 00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:07,304 - Come on, Jo, everyone is a lesbian sometimes! 677 00:35:08,406 --> 00:35:10,140 Look, Bryce is an asshole. 678 00:35:10,142 --> 00:35:12,809 And you, you, you're just this, 679 00:35:14,145 --> 00:35:17,247 this smart, talented woman (Jodie sighs) 680 00:35:17,249 --> 00:35:19,649 and you deserve to be loved. 681 00:35:20,485 --> 00:35:21,485 (chuckles) 682 00:35:21,487 --> 00:35:23,553 Where's your sense of adventure? 683 00:35:23,555 --> 00:35:25,455 Look, it is New Years. (Jodie chuckles) 684 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:28,525 And Jude, Jude would be right into it. 685 00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:31,394 You could move in with us. - [Jodie] No, Sadie, no. 686 00:35:31,396 --> 00:35:32,762 Okay, Sadie. 687 00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:33,663 Stop it! 688 00:35:36,701 --> 00:35:38,902 - [Sadie] Nobody love me. - [Jodie] Oh, babe, no. 689 00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:40,637 - Nobody (cries). 690 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:43,373 I mean they all think I'm fuckable, I'm good to look at. 691 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:47,477 Even Jude, even Jude will leave eventually. 692 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:48,311 - No. 693 00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:50,313 - You don't understand. 694 00:35:50,915 --> 00:35:53,717 This business is brutal. 695 00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:57,187 I spent $200 yesterday on a cream 696 00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:59,422 to brighten my arms. (Jodie chuckles) 697 00:35:59,424 --> 00:36:03,894 No seriously, bright arms is a job requirement for me. 698 00:36:03,896 --> 00:36:08,331 You, you are just this artist spreading truth. 699 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:11,168 Truth, you know, and beauty. 700 00:36:11,170 --> 00:36:14,571 I just, I just, I just idolize you, Jo. 701 00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:17,240 And I'm gonna die shriveled and alone. 702 00:36:17,242 --> 00:36:19,843 - You are not going to die alone! 703 00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:22,712 Now, look at me. 704 00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:24,581 Remember, Vanessa's invited us all to live 705 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:27,717 on her survivalist eco-commune in Canada? 706 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,286 It might be cold all the time and have to churn 707 00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:30,253 your own butter but-- 708 00:36:30,255 --> 00:36:31,454 - I'm a terrible friend. 709 00:36:31,456 --> 00:36:33,957 - [Sadie] I'm terrible. - [Jodie] (chuckles) Stop. 710 00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:36,826 Vanessa's not gonna let me into her commune. 711 00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:39,796 - Babe, what are you talking about? 712 00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:42,766 - I don't wanna talk about it. 713 00:36:42,768 --> 00:36:43,733 - Sadie. (Sadie clears her throat) 714 00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:45,435 Sadie. 715 00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:46,336 What? 716 00:36:51,776 --> 00:36:54,644 - My agency dropped her script. 717 00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:56,846 - Oh. 718 00:36:56,848 --> 00:36:58,915 - Because my agent's... 719 00:36:58,917 --> 00:37:00,817 My agent dropped me. 720 00:37:01,752 --> 00:37:03,453 You know, I wasn't booking. 721 00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:05,622 And so I went in to visit him. 722 00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:07,691 And he said that maybe now was a good time 723 00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:10,293 to start writing a cookbook. 724 00:37:10,295 --> 00:37:11,695 - Oh, Jesus. 725 00:37:11,697 --> 00:37:13,830 - I mean my manager's trying to find me something 726 00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:16,866 but he says that age might be a factor. 727 00:37:16,868 --> 00:37:18,401 - I want to carpetbomb your industry. 728 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:19,703 - No, I am a good actor. 729 00:37:19,705 --> 00:37:22,372 I'm a really good actor when I work hard. 730 00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:24,908 And Nessa's script is really good. 731 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:27,410 And she's so very fucking talented, 732 00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:28,945 and I can't, I can't help her! 733 00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:31,881 And I can't help you and I just, 734 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:36,953 I just wanna die. (Jodie groans lightly) 735 00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:39,856 ♪ And the girl with the strawberry hair 736 00:37:39,858 --> 00:37:42,859 ♪ Is like an angel in despair 737 00:37:42,861 --> 00:37:45,462 ♪ She teased me with her eyes 738 00:37:45,464 --> 00:37:48,832 ♪ When I'm touching up on her thighs 739 00:37:48,834 --> 00:37:51,368 ♪ What would she want with me 740 00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:54,004 ♪ I'm just a dude who loves the sea 741 00:37:54,006 --> 00:37:56,906 ♪ But if she really wanna fly 742 00:37:56,908 --> 00:37:59,909 ♪ She gotta be really high 743 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:02,612 - Maybe this is a gift from the Universe. 744 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:03,847 Jude and I will have a baby. 745 00:38:03,849 --> 00:38:06,850 Or I'll write that cookbook for actresses 746 00:38:06,852 --> 00:38:08,885 struggling with food allergies, you know, 747 00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:13,523 and maybe I just need to, I just need to dig deeper 748 00:38:13,525 --> 00:38:16,793 and live in the moment and really embrace 749 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:20,030 the beauty that is this experience, you know, 750 00:38:20,032 --> 00:38:21,798 and just remember that (laughs) 751 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:26,036 we're all just actors on the stage of life, you know? 752 00:38:27,371 --> 00:38:29,906 (sighs) Yeah. 753 00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:33,943 (Jodie screams and laughs) 754 00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:35,445 - Are you better? 755 00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:40,317 How much of that was acting, like, 40%? 756 00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:43,520 - [Sadie] You're the worst. - [Jodie] Oh, you're a nerd! 757 00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:45,922 (laughing) 758 00:38:45,924 --> 00:38:46,823 Oh. 759 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,895 - [Sadie] Oh my god! 760 00:38:51,897 --> 00:38:54,497 Vanessa's pregnant! - [Jodie] Shh, shh. 761 00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:57,500 - Oh my god, Vanessa's pregnant! 762 00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:59,936 What are we gonna do? We should start saving! 763 00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:02,072 - We're gonna play a game, we're gonna play a game. 764 00:39:02,074 --> 00:39:05,408 We're gonna yell so loud so that the whole house hears us. 765 00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:06,676 - Oh my god. 766 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:08,411 Wait, how much did she have to drink? 767 00:39:08,413 --> 00:39:09,846 You can have muskal when you're pregnant? 768 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:11,548 - No, don't ever ever ever have kids. 769 00:39:11,550 --> 00:39:12,382 - What? Why? 770 00:39:12,384 --> 00:39:13,616 I'm like, really good-- 771 00:39:13,618 --> 00:39:17,554 She just tries to spit out half of what she drinks. 772 00:39:17,556 --> 00:39:18,988 With the pudding and the Sigma Nus. 773 00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:21,591 - So that maybe we should do is... 774 00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:24,728 - So what we're gonna do is just march out there 775 00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:26,663 like we don't know anything 776 00:39:26,665 --> 00:39:28,932 and you never sexually-assaulted me, 777 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,867 and nothing ever happened. 778 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:31,935 - No, wait a minute-- 779 00:39:31,937 --> 00:39:33,670 - Nothing. 780 00:39:33,672 --> 00:39:37,140 ♪ And that's why I'll behave 781 00:39:37,142 --> 00:39:40,009 ♪ Always gonna be her slave 782 00:39:40,011 --> 00:39:43,446 ♪ And we'll kiss forever after 783 00:39:43,448 --> 00:39:47,684 ♪ Because her bondage is my master ♪ 784 00:39:48,753 --> 00:39:50,520 (cheering loudly) (clapping) 785 00:39:50,522 --> 00:39:51,821 - [Steven] Wow! 786 00:39:54,525 --> 00:39:56,159 - Who is buying that? 787 00:39:57,862 --> 00:39:59,028 - Germans. 788 00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:00,130 - Totally. 789 00:40:00,132 --> 00:40:01,798 - You guys really like it? 790 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,900 I messed it up a little bit. - [Steven] Nah! 791 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:04,834 Yeah. 792 00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:07,404 - [Jude] I fucked it up a little bit. 793 00:40:07,406 --> 00:40:08,438 - It's really beautifully felt. 794 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,706 - [Women] Aw. 795 00:40:09,708 --> 00:40:10,907 - [Steven] Really was. - [Jude] Thanks, guys. 796 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:14,010 I mean, when you find your muse... 797 00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:16,880 (Steven chuckling) 798 00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:19,149 (Nessa chuckling) 799 00:40:19,151 --> 00:40:21,017 - We should down to the theater sometime. 800 00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:22,919 We could do like a night of 801 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:25,488 music and spoken word, you know. 802 00:40:25,490 --> 00:40:27,924 Yeah, yeah, like we do this fundraiser, 803 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:29,893 I'd pay you a stipend. (Jude laughs) 804 00:40:29,895 --> 00:40:33,663 - Be careful, Jude, you gotta be careful, 805 00:40:33,665 --> 00:40:35,932 because it starts there and then it's 806 00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:39,169 come to all my shows and donate money. 807 00:40:40,571 --> 00:40:41,838 And wait. 808 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,506 Wait, wait. 809 00:40:43,508 --> 00:40:44,574 Wait for it. 810 00:40:46,043 --> 00:40:50,079 We got eight inspirational quote tweets in two hours. 811 00:40:51,482 --> 00:40:52,715 - Come on! 812 00:40:52,717 --> 00:40:54,117 - You know what this reminds me of? 813 00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:56,886 This is like legit deja-vu right now. 814 00:40:56,888 --> 00:40:59,088 Spring semester, senior year. 815 00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:00,056 - [All] No, no! 816 00:41:00,058 --> 00:41:02,559 - Yes, he has to know! 817 00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:05,895 He must know the tale! - [Jodie] God. 818 00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:08,932 Jude, Jude, check it out. - [Jude] Yeah. 819 00:41:08,934 --> 00:41:13,102 Okay, so Steven was making us crazy for months 820 00:41:13,104 --> 00:41:17,006 workshopping his thesis performance, his opus. 821 00:41:18,509 --> 00:41:21,077 I'd gone through six, maybe seven costume designs. 822 00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:23,513 you used to do costume designs, right? 823 00:41:23,515 --> 00:41:24,747 - [Steven] And he still wears them! 824 00:41:24,749 --> 00:41:26,683 - [Jodie] Yeah, but he was really good at them. 825 00:41:26,685 --> 00:41:28,117 He was. 826 00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:30,620 - [Bryce] Sadie had gone through six or seven hair colors, 827 00:41:30,622 --> 00:41:32,922 Vanessa had done like a million drafts, 828 00:41:32,924 --> 00:41:36,192 and Steven, in his infinite wisdom, 829 00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:39,028 decides to cast Tyler Darrington 830 00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:41,931 (chuckling) in the lead role. 831 00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:44,000 - [Jude] Tyler like Blues Village Blues Tyler, 832 00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,969 with Faith Darrington's kid? 833 00:41:45,971 --> 00:41:47,537 - [Vanessa] That's Tyler Darrington. 834 00:41:47,539 --> 00:41:49,672 - And Tyler wasn't a star yet, but with that family, 835 00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:52,542 it was just a matter of time. 836 00:41:52,544 --> 00:41:55,144 Well, Steven knew that if Tyler was in it, 837 00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:57,981 his family would come see it, 838 00:41:57,983 --> 00:42:01,251 so we begged and we begged-- - [Steven] No, no, you didn't! 839 00:42:01,253 --> 00:42:05,288 - Steven not to do it because, you see, 840 00:42:05,290 --> 00:42:07,257 aside from being relatively talent-free, 841 00:42:07,259 --> 00:42:09,559 Tyler was, how do I put this gently, 842 00:42:09,561 --> 00:42:11,227 a shitstain of a human being. 843 00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:13,530 - He could be really nice. 844 00:42:13,532 --> 00:42:15,131 - Didn't you sleep with him? 845 00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:17,166 - No, that's my sister. 846 00:42:17,168 --> 00:42:19,202 - He would only agree 847 00:42:20,604 --> 00:42:24,741 to do it if the performance was during the finals week, 848 00:42:24,743 --> 00:42:26,242 what with the family cruise of Greek Isles 849 00:42:26,244 --> 00:42:27,677 coming up and everything. 850 00:42:27,679 --> 00:42:29,212 So Steven knew that this was gonna be 851 00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:31,915 pretty hard on us but he persevered. 852 00:42:31,917 --> 00:42:33,850 And you know why? 853 00:42:33,852 --> 00:42:36,185 It's 'cause he had a vision. (all laughing) 854 00:42:36,187 --> 00:42:37,620 He did. 855 00:42:37,622 --> 00:42:40,189 He had a vision of the brilliant production 856 00:42:40,191 --> 00:42:41,724 that we would mount, 857 00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:44,928 and of how the Darringtons would surely, 858 00:42:44,930 --> 00:42:46,996 like modern-day Medicis, 859 00:42:48,165 --> 00:42:52,268 become our patrons and shower us in so much money 860 00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:54,871 that we'd be doing art! 861 00:42:54,873 --> 00:42:56,839 With goddamn capital A! 862 00:42:57,808 --> 00:43:00,209 Forever and ever, amen. 863 00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:02,879 And Tyler was terrible. 864 00:43:02,881 --> 00:43:06,683 He showed up to rehearsal baked out of his gourd 865 00:43:06,685 --> 00:43:09,852 every day, and for weeks, none of us slept. 866 00:43:09,854 --> 00:43:13,323 Sadie's hair fell out, (chuckling) 867 00:43:13,325 --> 00:43:17,193 Vanessa developed a bleeding ulcer, 868 00:43:17,195 --> 00:43:19,128 but Steven was undeterred. 869 00:43:19,130 --> 00:43:20,296 He was convinced. 870 00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:22,298 He was convinced that if he could just 871 00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:24,267 teach Tyler to learn his lines, 872 00:43:24,269 --> 00:43:26,669 and be a decent human being, 873 00:43:26,671 --> 00:43:29,839 and not do all the blow in the world, 874 00:43:31,175 --> 00:43:35,311 that everything would turn out fine in the end. 875 00:43:35,313 --> 00:43:36,913 - [Jude] Did it? 876 00:43:38,649 --> 00:43:40,817 - Fucker never showed up. 877 00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:46,122 Steven read his lines from a binder. 878 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:48,091 Vanessa lost her grant. 879 00:43:48,093 --> 00:43:49,859 And my father nearly disowned me. 880 00:43:49,861 --> 00:43:51,160 - [Steven] Oh he did not. 881 00:43:51,162 --> 00:43:53,830 The department asked him to write a paper 882 00:43:53,832 --> 00:43:55,965 and I helped, it was fine. 883 00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:57,400 - Was it fine? 884 00:43:57,402 --> 00:44:00,169 Because I remember that that it was abject misery 885 00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:02,939 but, fuck it, you know what? 886 00:44:02,941 --> 00:44:04,273 Let's do it again. 887 00:44:04,275 --> 00:44:08,077 Let's see how far up Jude's ass your nose can go. 888 00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:10,279 I'll come out of retirement and do the costumes 889 00:44:10,281 --> 00:44:11,681 for old time's sake. 890 00:44:11,683 --> 00:44:12,749 What do you say, guys? 891 00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:13,983 To starfuckers! 892 00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:15,218 - [Steven] Man, what the fuck is your problem? 893 00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:16,119 - [Bryce] What the fuck is my problem? 894 00:44:16,121 --> 00:44:17,053 I don't have a problem. 895 00:44:17,055 --> 00:44:18,221 What the fuck is your problem? 896 00:44:18,223 --> 00:44:22,792 Yes, you pick and you pick and you pick. 897 00:44:22,794 --> 00:44:24,827 Do you think I like busting my balls 898 00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:25,995 20 hours a day to keep this thing-- 899 00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:26,796 - [Bryce] Honestly, I don't know. 900 00:44:26,798 --> 00:44:28,031 - No, you wouldn't know. 901 00:44:28,033 --> 00:44:29,265 Do you know why you wouldn't know? 902 00:44:29,267 --> 00:44:30,900 Because you sold out to take a job 903 00:44:30,902 --> 00:44:32,769 at your daddy's accounting firm, right? 904 00:44:32,771 --> 00:44:34,237 Who's your biggest client now? 905 00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:35,672 Is it Pornopalooza? 906 00:44:35,674 --> 00:44:37,173 Or, no, no, sorry, it's that chain 907 00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:39,042 of dry cleaners downtown, right? 908 00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:40,410 Either way, really great contribution 909 00:44:40,412 --> 00:44:42,111 to society there, buddy, seriously. 910 00:44:42,113 --> 00:44:45,148 - [Bryce] Fuck you, man, I am so sick of your bullshit. 911 00:44:45,150 --> 00:44:45,982 - [Jodie] Bryce. 912 00:44:45,984 --> 00:44:47,750 - No, it is bullshit! 913 00:44:47,752 --> 00:44:49,786 You think that you are so much better than the rest of us. 914 00:44:49,788 --> 00:44:53,156 You're so goddamned high and mighty with your thee-ay-tah 915 00:44:53,158 --> 00:44:55,191 that you shove down our fucking throats. 916 00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:59,228 And guess what, newsflash, no one cares. 917 00:44:59,230 --> 00:45:00,997 We all have to pretend like we do, 918 00:45:00,999 --> 00:45:02,331 and like we think it's worth all the trouble 919 00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:04,767 for you to raise $70,000 by Tuesday 920 00:45:04,769 --> 00:45:06,936 or God forbid Van Nuys will have one less 921 00:45:06,938 --> 00:45:08,805 black box production of King Lear. 922 00:45:08,807 --> 00:45:09,906 - [Steve] Fuck off. - [Bryce] Well, it's true. 923 00:45:09,908 --> 00:45:11,974 - You think I don't know that? 924 00:45:11,976 --> 00:45:13,142 Huh? 925 00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:16,779 You think I like having to beg my friends 926 00:45:16,781 --> 00:45:18,247 to come and see our shows? 927 00:45:18,249 --> 00:45:21,050 You think I like being the harrassing-est 928 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:23,486 Whitman-quotingest motherfucker alive? 929 00:45:23,488 --> 00:45:25,722 What's the alternative, buddy, huh? 930 00:45:25,724 --> 00:45:27,190 Let another art form die, 931 00:45:27,192 --> 00:45:30,293 let it just fade away into some sort of oblivion? 932 00:45:30,295 --> 00:45:33,029 If we were in any other industrialized fucking country, 933 00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:35,932 we were in any other industrialized country right now, 934 00:45:35,934 --> 00:45:39,435 I just don't even have the time and the patience 935 00:45:39,437 --> 00:45:41,037 to get into that. 936 00:45:41,039 --> 00:45:42,305 I just, I just... 937 00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:46,409 I just wanna run a food truck. 938 00:45:47,277 --> 00:45:48,411 I just wanna run a food truck 939 00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:50,213 like every other fucker in L.A. 940 00:45:50,215 --> 00:45:52,115 And just drive around when I want and where I want 941 00:45:52,117 --> 00:45:54,317 and have my biggest fucking problem be 942 00:45:54,319 --> 00:45:58,755 that I smell like fucking pot pies when I come home. 943 00:45:59,323 --> 00:46:00,423 Fuck! 944 00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:05,061 - Wait, Vanessa, you're pregnant! 945 00:46:06,130 --> 00:46:08,331 We found the pregnancy test. 946 00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:11,033 - You're pregnant? 947 00:46:12,402 --> 00:46:14,771 (laughs) 948 00:46:16,006 --> 00:46:18,374 That's why you wanna talk to your folks. 949 00:46:18,376 --> 00:46:20,042 - [Vanessa] Okay. 950 00:46:20,044 --> 00:46:21,043 - It's because you're pregnant, no that's cool. 951 00:46:21,045 --> 00:46:23,846 That's great, no that is awesome! 952 00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:28,017 - Thank you very much, Sadie. 953 00:46:28,019 --> 00:46:29,152 You are best. 954 00:46:31,155 --> 00:46:34,290 (door slams) Steven! 955 00:46:37,561 --> 00:46:41,164 (playful music) (Steven whispering to himself) 956 00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:42,431 Steven. 957 00:46:42,433 --> 00:46:43,299 - I don't wanna talk to you right now, Vanessa. 958 00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:44,433 - Okay, can we just-- 959 00:46:44,435 --> 00:46:46,335 - I am killing myself, killing myself 960 00:46:46,337 --> 00:46:48,404 to keep this thing afloat and I am sorry 961 00:46:48,406 --> 00:46:50,306 if that makes me a terrible husband 962 00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:53,042 and holy fuck, a terrible father. 963 00:46:53,044 --> 00:46:54,243 - [Vanessa] Okay, okay. 964 00:46:54,245 --> 00:46:55,311 But to keep this from me, 965 00:46:55,313 --> 00:47:01,384 And what was all that shit at dinner about overpopulation? 966 00:47:01,386 --> 00:47:04,420 Were you planning some sort of abortion or something? 967 00:47:04,422 --> 00:47:07,557 Why wouldn't you just come to me and talk to me about it? 968 00:47:07,559 --> 00:47:09,492 - I am not pregnant! 969 00:47:10,527 --> 00:47:13,095 You think you're the only miserable one? 970 00:47:13,097 --> 00:47:15,331 I have written 12 award-winning plays 971 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:18,134 and I have made more money in one summer walking dogs 972 00:47:18,136 --> 00:47:24,073 I teach Don Quixote to angsty teenagers all day long 973 00:47:24,075 --> 00:47:26,342 and then I come home to more work and a husband who is 974 00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:27,543 too tired to touch me! 975 00:47:27,545 --> 00:47:29,478 And no, I'm not pregnant. 976 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,147 I took a test because I was late, 977 00:47:31,149 --> 00:47:34,317 and it scared the living shit out of me, 978 00:47:34,319 --> 00:47:37,286 because we have no money and no time and no energy 979 00:47:37,288 --> 00:47:38,487 for anything else but this theater! 980 00:47:38,489 --> 00:47:40,122 - Oh okay, you wanna quit? Go ahead. 981 00:47:40,124 --> 00:47:44,327 Oh oh oh, great! Oh great, great, and do what?! 982 00:47:44,329 --> 00:47:46,896 - [Nessa] I don't know care! - [Steven] And do what?! 983 00:47:46,898 --> 00:47:50,466 - I'm not trained to do anything but this! 984 00:47:51,602 --> 00:47:54,003 - Sell jewelry on the Santa Monica pier! 985 00:47:54,005 --> 00:47:56,205 - Jewelry, are you fucking kidding? 986 00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:58,975 Why don't we just become mines! 987 00:47:58,977 --> 00:48:00,243 Huh? Why don't we just. 988 00:48:00,245 --> 00:48:01,611 I've always wanted to be a train conductor, 989 00:48:01,613 --> 00:48:03,412 I mean, maybe I'll get a job at Disney Land! 990 00:48:03,414 --> 00:48:05,314 No no no, I got it, I got it. 991 00:48:05,316 --> 00:48:07,583 Why don't we come up with the next fucking juice cleanse 992 00:48:07,585 --> 00:48:09,385 'cause I think there's a real fucking opportunity 993 00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:10,553 for that right now-- 994 00:48:10,555 --> 00:48:13,189 - Why don't we, Steven? Why don't we? 995 00:48:13,191 --> 00:48:14,590 - You don't get to make this decision for the two of us, 996 00:48:14,592 --> 00:48:15,524 okay? 997 00:48:15,526 --> 00:48:17,393 We went into this together. 998 00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:19,629 This is a partnership, so that's why! 999 00:48:19,631 --> 00:48:22,164 - When was the last time we ate dinner together? 1000 00:48:22,166 --> 00:48:23,532 Or took a walk? 1001 00:48:23,534 --> 00:48:25,268 Or slept a full night without panic flailing!? 1002 00:48:25,270 --> 00:48:27,370 - 10 years, 10 years! 1003 00:48:27,372 --> 00:48:28,571 We've been in this for 10 years! 1004 00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:30,373 You can't just walk away from that, 1005 00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:32,675 it's 10 years of our life! 1006 00:48:32,677 --> 00:48:34,510 - [Nessa] Walkin' away! - [Steven] Oh. 1007 00:48:34,512 --> 00:48:37,413 Oh that's, that's, that's... 1008 00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:38,414 That's great! - [Nessa] Here I go! 1009 00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:40,349 - Yeah? Yeah, me too! 1010 00:48:40,351 --> 00:48:41,550 - [Nessa] Great! 1011 00:48:41,552 --> 00:48:42,518 - Fuck this! 1012 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:43,419 I'm out! 1013 00:48:46,223 --> 00:48:47,456 See you later! 1014 00:48:47,458 --> 00:48:48,958 - [Nessa] Fine! 1015 00:48:58,135 --> 00:48:59,502 - Oh, guess what? 1016 00:49:01,071 --> 00:49:03,072 Sadie has agreed... 1017 00:49:03,074 --> 00:49:05,374 (drumroll) 1018 00:49:07,377 --> 00:49:09,045 to do a commercial. 1019 00:49:10,580 --> 00:49:11,480 - What? 1020 00:49:14,584 --> 00:49:15,618 For the firm? 1021 00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:16,519 - Yeah. 1022 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:21,590 - It's so sweet of you to help your friends 1023 00:49:21,592 --> 00:49:24,560 with all of their little projects. 1024 00:49:24,562 --> 00:49:27,363 You're such a generous soul. 1025 00:49:27,365 --> 00:49:28,965 - Yeah, when she told me she was having money trouble, 1026 00:49:28,967 --> 00:49:30,433 I just thought why not trade? 1027 00:49:30,435 --> 00:49:32,535 I'm sure she's not the only person with tax issues. 1028 00:49:32,537 --> 00:49:36,572 Some of her fans are a mess too, so, it's a no-brainer. 1029 00:49:38,542 --> 00:49:39,675 - That's great. 1030 00:49:48,452 --> 00:49:51,187 (playful music) 1031 00:49:54,458 --> 00:49:56,726 (door slams) 1032 00:50:18,248 --> 00:50:20,549 (door knock) 1033 00:50:21,585 --> 00:50:22,685 - [Jude] Sadie? 1034 00:50:23,787 --> 00:50:26,489 (door knock) 1035 00:50:27,357 --> 00:50:28,591 Open the door. 1036 00:50:30,660 --> 00:50:31,560 Sades. 1037 00:50:34,364 --> 00:50:35,264 Sadie. 1038 00:50:37,734 --> 00:50:39,668 What the fuck? 1039 00:50:39,670 --> 00:50:42,705 (playful music) 1040 00:50:42,707 --> 00:50:45,041 - Help me in the kitchen. 1041 00:50:55,552 --> 00:50:57,686 - Why didn't you tell me? 1042 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:01,757 - I was... 1043 00:51:03,193 --> 00:51:07,530 I don't know, it was humiliating, I was in (chuckles) 1044 00:51:07,532 --> 00:51:08,697 I was afraid. 1045 00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:11,667 - Afraid of what? 1046 00:51:13,503 --> 00:51:15,404 - That you'd leave me. 1047 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,108 - Why would I leave you? 1048 00:51:19,810 --> 00:51:21,077 - Because... 1049 00:51:21,711 --> 00:51:22,778 (chuckles) 1050 00:51:22,780 --> 00:51:24,847 Because I'm like this freak. 1051 00:51:24,849 --> 00:51:26,582 I'm like this... 1052 00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:30,119 I'm like this little performing monkey that's like 1053 00:51:30,121 --> 00:51:31,787 loose and unemployed in the streets 1054 00:51:31,789 --> 00:51:33,823 and everybody know who I am and they're all like, 1055 00:51:33,825 --> 00:51:38,461 "Oh, look at that little poor, dancing monkey. 1056 00:51:38,463 --> 00:51:40,329 "Isn't it time she writes a cookbook?" 1057 00:51:40,331 --> 00:51:42,865 And I'm like "No, no I still have it. 1058 00:51:42,867 --> 00:51:45,334 "I promise, look look, I can dance!" 1059 00:51:45,336 --> 00:51:47,336 And they're like "Mm, actually, 1060 00:51:47,338 --> 00:51:49,872 "your agent has a younger, sexier monkey now 1061 00:51:49,874 --> 00:51:52,541 "and come to think of it, we like her more." 1062 00:51:52,543 --> 00:51:55,244 - Is it because I called you monkey face? 1063 00:51:55,246 --> 00:51:57,413 I didn't mean that, my gam gam used to call me-- 1064 00:51:57,415 --> 00:52:00,649 - I'm trying to tell you that I am failing. 1065 00:52:00,651 --> 00:52:01,884 I'm a failure. 1066 00:52:03,153 --> 00:52:04,386 And I'm stuck. 1067 00:52:05,522 --> 00:52:08,824 And my money, all the savings are all gone. 1068 00:52:14,631 --> 00:52:18,634 I have all the money. (chuckles) 1069 00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:21,537 I mean like, I have all the money! 1070 00:52:23,607 --> 00:52:26,275 You're such a little dummy. 1071 00:52:26,277 --> 00:52:28,511 Why didn't you come to me? 1072 00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,622 (Bryce sobs) 1073 00:52:39,624 --> 00:52:43,225 (approaching footsteps) 1074 00:52:47,564 --> 00:52:51,333 - None of this is going how I planned. 1075 00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:52,301 None of it. 1076 00:52:56,306 --> 00:52:58,807 - They didn't like your poem. 1077 00:53:01,878 --> 00:53:03,846 - Well that's reductive. 1078 00:53:03,848 --> 00:53:06,782 (playful music) 1079 00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:14,590 (crickets chirping) 1080 00:53:36,246 --> 00:53:40,482 - [Steven] They don't teach you about this. (chuckles) 1081 00:53:42,852 --> 00:53:44,453 Soul-crushing... 1082 00:53:46,756 --> 00:53:48,490 disappointment. 1083 00:53:48,492 --> 00:53:51,827 (Nessa chuckles) 1084 00:53:51,829 --> 00:53:54,964 - Let's just skip the disappointment. 1085 00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,267 I'm tired, skip it. 1086 00:53:58,269 --> 00:53:59,935 - No, we can do better. 1087 00:53:59,937 --> 00:54:02,471 Right? We can do better. 1088 00:54:02,473 --> 00:54:04,940 We'll sell the car, we'll um... 1089 00:54:07,410 --> 00:54:10,879 Can talk to your parents, I'm okay with that. 1090 00:54:10,881 --> 00:54:12,982 I just don't think we could-- 1091 00:54:12,984 --> 00:54:13,882 - No. 1092 00:54:20,890 --> 00:54:23,592 - But there's gotta be trust. 1093 00:54:24,694 --> 00:54:27,863 It's a spiritual, spiritual experience 1094 00:54:28,732 --> 00:54:31,734 and it can't be taken lightly but... 1095 00:54:34,671 --> 00:54:35,871 Do you trust me? 1096 00:54:37,907 --> 00:54:39,408 - Yeah. 1097 00:54:39,410 --> 00:54:40,309 Yeah. 1098 00:54:42,479 --> 00:54:43,379 I do. 1099 00:54:44,814 --> 00:54:46,882 (sighs) 1100 00:54:52,856 --> 00:54:55,357 (light thud) 1101 00:55:01,865 --> 00:55:04,667 (giggles loudly) 1102 00:55:05,602 --> 00:55:07,903 (gasps) 1103 00:55:07,905 --> 00:55:09,938 (giggles) 1104 00:55:11,775 --> 00:55:16,011 (playful music) (moaning and panting) 1105 00:55:19,949 --> 00:55:22,551 (footsteps) 1106 00:55:25,689 --> 00:55:28,524 - I think we made a huge mistake. 1107 00:55:36,966 --> 00:55:39,902 - At least the food was awesome. 1108 00:55:41,371 --> 00:55:42,371 - I crushed that roast. 1109 00:55:42,373 --> 00:55:45,774 - You really did crush the roast. 1110 00:55:45,776 --> 00:55:47,910 (chuckles) 1111 00:55:49,512 --> 00:55:50,412 - So... 1112 00:55:52,615 --> 00:55:53,816 Mime. 1113 00:55:53,818 --> 00:55:57,052 You want to mime? - [Steve] Oh, come on. 1114 00:55:57,054 --> 00:55:59,788 (laughs) 1115 00:55:59,790 --> 00:56:00,889 You're not gonna let me live that one down, huh? 1116 00:56:00,891 --> 00:56:02,124 (Nessa chuckles) 1117 00:56:02,126 --> 00:56:05,527 That's the one you're gonna stick with, okay. 1118 00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:09,765 It's cool, it's great. (chuckles) 1119 00:56:12,836 --> 00:56:15,637 We're in a lot of trouble. (Nessa giggles) 1120 00:56:15,639 --> 00:56:17,940 (both laugh) 1121 00:56:24,047 --> 00:56:25,948 - We're gonna be okay. 1122 00:56:43,533 --> 00:56:46,001 (light moans) 1123 00:56:46,003 --> 00:56:48,937 (playful music) 1124 00:57:01,451 --> 00:57:02,951 - I've never... 1125 00:57:02,953 --> 00:57:05,554 had anyone be so honest with me before. 1126 00:57:05,556 --> 00:57:07,756 - Oh honey, it feels so good. 1127 00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:09,091 - It feels so good. 1128 00:57:09,093 --> 00:57:11,927 - Oh, god, I wanna always be that honest with you. 1129 00:57:11,929 --> 00:57:13,195 - Yeah? 1130 00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:14,763 - [Sadie] Always. - [Jude] Forever? 1131 00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:16,198 - Let's just tell each other everything. 1132 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,666 - Everything. 1133 00:57:17,668 --> 00:57:19,735 - [Sadie] No secrets. - [Jude] No secrets. 1134 00:57:19,737 --> 00:57:22,571 No secrets, oh, ah can I tell you a secret? 1135 00:57:22,573 --> 00:57:24,039 Yeah I wanna do it. - [Sadie] Clean slate. 1136 00:57:24,041 --> 00:57:25,441 - [Jude] Clean slate. - [Sadie] Totally. 1137 00:57:25,443 --> 00:57:26,442 - [Jude] Totally. - [Sadie] Clean slate. 1138 00:57:26,444 --> 00:57:28,510 - Square from this day-- 1139 00:57:29,913 --> 00:57:31,580 - [Sadie] I can be square. - [Jude] I can be square. 1140 00:57:31,582 --> 00:57:33,916 (Sadie giggles) 1141 00:57:33,918 --> 00:57:36,452 - Okay I'm gonna tell you the deepest secret I have. 1142 00:57:36,454 --> 00:57:38,086 - [Both] I'm gonna tell you one. 1143 00:57:38,088 --> 00:57:39,054 - [Jude] What? 1144 00:57:39,056 --> 00:57:40,022 - [Sadie] Okay. - [Jude] Okay? 1145 00:57:40,024 --> 00:57:41,557 - Deepest-darkest secrets. 1146 00:57:41,559 --> 00:57:43,192 - Deepest-Darkest secrets. 1147 00:57:43,194 --> 00:57:44,126 - Together? 1148 00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:46,862 - Together, together, together. 1149 00:57:46,864 --> 00:57:48,096 - Okay. 1150 00:57:48,098 --> 00:57:50,199 - [Jude] Yeah. - [Sadie] You're sure? 1151 00:57:50,201 --> 00:57:51,733 - Yes. 1152 00:57:51,735 --> 00:57:52,634 Yes. 1153 00:57:53,803 --> 00:57:55,571 Yeah. - [Sadie] Okay. 1154 00:57:55,573 --> 00:57:56,672 - Okay, on the count of three. 1155 00:57:56,674 --> 00:57:59,675 Ready? (Sadie sighs) 1156 00:58:00,743 --> 00:58:01,910 - [Both] One. 1157 00:58:03,046 --> 00:58:04,146 Two. 1158 00:58:06,015 --> 00:58:07,115 Three. 1159 00:58:07,117 --> 00:58:10,986 - In love with anyone. 1160 00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:13,922 (Sadie panting) 1161 00:58:15,024 --> 00:58:17,025 - Are you okay? 1162 00:58:17,027 --> 00:58:18,193 - Yeah. 1163 00:58:18,195 --> 00:58:19,695 - Are you sure? 1164 00:58:20,864 --> 00:58:23,932 Oh honey, I love you so much. 1165 00:58:23,934 --> 00:58:28,170 I love you so much, I just don't love your music, you know? 1166 00:58:34,544 --> 00:58:36,211 - You're the worst. 1167 00:58:36,213 --> 00:58:37,613 - Wait, what? 1168 00:58:37,615 --> 00:58:38,881 What? - [Jude] You're the worst. 1169 00:58:38,883 --> 00:58:40,682 - Wait, I thought we were being square? 1170 00:58:40,684 --> 00:58:41,950 You said deepest-darkest secret. 1171 00:58:41,952 --> 00:58:43,986 - [Jude] Oh my, what! - [Sadie] Baby, baby! 1172 00:58:43,988 --> 00:58:45,654 - What's happening? What's happening? 1173 00:58:45,656 --> 00:58:47,990 - [Jude] I'm an artist, Sadie! - [Sadie] Oh no no no no. 1174 00:58:47,992 --> 00:58:49,291 - [Jude] What the fuck? - [Sadie] I love you. 1175 00:58:49,293 --> 00:58:50,959 I love you! - [Jude] Whoa! 1176 00:58:50,961 --> 00:58:52,027 Are you tryin' to kill me? 1177 00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:53,128 Are you tryin' to kill me? 1178 00:58:53,130 --> 00:58:54,830 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 1179 00:58:54,832 --> 00:58:56,064 - We can work around it! 1180 00:58:56,066 --> 00:58:58,534 - Oh (laughs) we can work around it. 1181 00:58:58,536 --> 00:58:59,935 We can work around it! - [Sadie] Listen listen. 1182 00:58:59,937 --> 00:59:02,037 - Honey, if were an accountant, would you like, 1183 00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:03,939 expect me to love math? 1184 00:59:03,941 --> 00:59:04,773 No! 1185 00:59:04,775 --> 00:59:05,774 No, right? 1186 00:59:05,776 --> 00:59:07,910 But what if, what if, what if, 1187 00:59:07,912 --> 00:59:09,845 what if you were a baker, you know? 1188 00:59:09,847 --> 00:59:12,614 Because I'm allergic to bread, you know! 1189 00:59:12,616 --> 00:59:15,784 - But you're not not saying you don't love music. 1190 00:59:15,786 --> 00:59:18,654 You're saying you don't love my music! 1191 00:59:18,656 --> 00:59:20,589 Like, like hey Mr. Baker-man, 1192 00:59:20,591 --> 00:59:22,991 I love bread, but your bread 1193 00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:25,594 tastes like shit, right! 1194 00:59:25,596 --> 00:59:27,195 - No that's not what I mean. 1195 00:59:27,197 --> 00:59:29,197 - But that's what you're saying, that's what you're saying. 1196 00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:30,866 (laughs) - [Sadie] Honey, no. 1197 00:59:30,868 --> 00:59:32,067 - Okay, okay so, so-- 1198 00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:33,068 - That's not what I'm saying. 1199 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:34,603 - Okay so I'm gonna go! 1200 00:59:34,605 --> 00:59:37,072 I have to go now. - [Sadie] Don't go, don't go. 1201 00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:39,074 - Because you just took 1202 00:59:40,076 --> 00:59:41,176 a huge 1203 00:59:42,011 --> 00:59:43,579 wet 1204 00:59:43,581 --> 00:59:45,147 dookie in my soul, 1205 00:59:46,849 --> 00:59:48,750 and I have to relocate 1206 00:59:49,886 --> 00:59:52,020 my happiness. - [Sadie] No! 1207 00:59:52,022 --> 00:59:53,188 - [Jude] Somewhere else. - [Sadie] No! 1208 00:59:53,190 --> 00:59:54,056 - [Jude] Okay? - [Sadie] No! 1209 00:59:54,058 --> 00:59:56,191 - [Jude] Away, away. 1210 00:59:56,193 --> 00:59:59,795 - [Sadie] Please don't. - [Jude] Yeah. 1211 00:59:59,797 --> 01:00:02,264 - [Sadie] Please. - [Jude] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1212 01:00:02,266 --> 01:00:04,166 (playful music) (Sadie gasps) 1213 01:00:04,168 --> 01:00:07,803 (Sadie wails hysterically) 1214 01:00:20,984 --> 01:00:22,150 - No. 1215 01:00:22,152 --> 01:00:23,185 No. 1216 01:00:23,187 --> 01:00:27,723 And you love me, and that, that can be enough. 1217 01:00:27,725 --> 01:00:29,257 For a while, right? 1218 01:00:29,259 --> 01:00:30,926 Look, you wanna do the journalism thing? 1219 01:00:30,928 --> 01:00:32,761 That is fine, that is fine, I was subsidize it, 1220 01:00:32,763 --> 01:00:35,097 and you can get it out of your system. 1221 01:00:35,099 --> 01:00:37,099 That's not what I, um. 1222 01:00:37,101 --> 01:00:40,168 Journalism is dying, it is dying and I will sit shiva 1223 01:00:40,170 --> 01:00:42,938 with you while it dies and then maybe 1224 01:00:42,940 --> 01:00:45,140 you can do this for me. 1225 01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:48,810 Relationships are about sacrifice. 1226 01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:50,045 Jodie, please. 1227 01:00:55,218 --> 01:00:57,386 I don't work without you. 1228 01:01:16,839 --> 01:01:19,908 Did Sadie spray you with her perfume? 1229 01:01:19,910 --> 01:01:22,277 Um, let's talk in the morning. 1230 01:01:23,279 --> 01:01:24,212 Okay. 1231 01:01:24,214 --> 01:01:26,448 We'll talk in the morning. 1232 01:01:30,753 --> 01:01:33,221 (Jude panting) 1233 01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:51,006 (muffled background laughing) 1234 01:01:51,008 --> 01:01:54,009 (Nessa gasps) 1235 01:01:54,011 --> 01:01:54,910 - Fuck! 1236 01:01:56,179 --> 01:01:59,848 (Nessa and Steven laughing) 1237 01:02:03,019 --> 01:02:04,486 - [Steven] This is so much fun. 1238 01:02:04,488 --> 01:02:07,022 (laughing) 1239 01:02:10,860 --> 01:02:12,060 - I'm not pregnant! 1240 01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:16,798 - You know, I think the whole forest is clear on that, babe. 1241 01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:19,468 - I just need my pants. (Nessa laughing) 1242 01:02:19,470 --> 01:02:20,435 Pants. 1243 01:02:20,437 --> 01:02:21,870 All good. 1244 01:02:21,872 --> 01:02:25,006 This is, it's really nice out tonight, huh? 1245 01:02:25,008 --> 01:02:26,108 - [Jodie] Gorgeous. - [Steven] Really. 1246 01:02:26,110 --> 01:02:27,342 - [Jodie] Really beautiful. 1247 01:02:27,344 --> 01:02:28,810 - [Steven] And there's a really great moon. 1248 01:02:28,812 --> 01:02:31,346 - Mm-hm, the big dipper I think is out. (laughs) 1249 01:02:31,348 --> 01:02:34,149 - [Steven] No I'm good, I'm good. 1250 01:02:34,151 --> 01:02:36,218 You guys have a great... 1251 01:02:36,220 --> 01:02:37,319 New. 1252 01:02:37,321 --> 01:02:38,220 Bye. 1253 01:02:40,356 --> 01:02:42,958 - I am naked in public! 1254 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,359 (Jodie giggles) 1255 01:02:44,361 --> 01:02:46,495 - Well, I think your bra, 1256 01:02:47,997 --> 01:02:50,298 may have run away, darling. 1257 01:02:52,068 --> 01:02:53,335 Purple. 1258 01:02:53,337 --> 01:02:55,337 Should we see if he has any weed in here, oh. 1259 01:02:55,339 --> 01:02:58,106 - [Nessa] I am free-boobin' it. 1260 01:02:58,108 --> 01:02:59,141 - Oh that's it. 1261 01:02:59,143 --> 01:03:00,909 (clears throat) 1262 01:03:00,911 --> 01:03:01,810 Darling. 1263 01:03:03,112 --> 01:03:07,349 We should go back inside, right? (chuckles) 1264 01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:12,521 - Try me, I'm posh. (Jodie laughs) 1265 01:03:12,523 --> 01:03:16,525 (Jodie panting and laughing) 1266 01:03:16,527 --> 01:03:18,293 Think he's lookin' for that. 1267 01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:22,330 - But I thought it'd be funny. (giggles) 1268 01:03:25,268 --> 01:03:29,004 - [Steven] Think there's one in the kitchen? 1269 01:03:32,341 --> 01:03:33,441 - Hey. 1270 01:03:37,079 --> 01:03:39,080 (Jude panting) 1271 01:03:39,082 --> 01:03:40,448 - I'm goin' home. 1272 01:03:40,450 --> 01:03:42,284 Yeah, I don't need this shit. 1273 01:03:42,286 --> 01:03:43,185 You know? 1274 01:03:44,587 --> 01:03:46,354 I can't find my keys! 1275 01:03:46,356 --> 01:03:48,256 Oh, she hates my music. 1276 01:03:48,258 --> 01:03:51,426 Oh yeah, well, well boning a vampire on national 1277 01:03:51,428 --> 01:03:54,262 television's total capital A art! 1278 01:03:56,332 --> 01:03:58,466 (panting) 1279 01:03:58,468 --> 01:03:59,868 Oh. 1280 01:03:59,870 --> 01:04:01,036 Oh. 1281 01:04:01,038 --> 01:04:02,404 Oh, god. 1282 01:04:02,406 --> 01:04:04,206 (moans) God. 1283 01:04:04,208 --> 01:04:06,274 (moans and pants) 1284 01:04:06,276 --> 01:04:07,342 (groans) 1285 01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:09,544 I can handle it from my mom. 1286 01:04:10,379 --> 01:04:12,480 From my brother, you know. 1287 01:04:12,482 --> 01:04:14,282 'Cause they're just, they're just jealous. 1288 01:04:14,284 --> 01:04:17,285 They're a-holes. (Steven and Bryce sigh) 1289 01:04:17,287 --> 01:04:18,420 But from Sadie? 1290 01:04:19,422 --> 01:04:20,989 Oh, Sadie. 1291 01:04:20,991 --> 01:04:21,623 - It's okay, buddy. 1292 01:04:21,625 --> 01:04:22,490 - Oh, I know! 1293 01:04:22,492 --> 01:04:24,359 - Nope, it's okay. 1294 01:04:24,361 --> 01:04:26,361 - Oh yeah, think I'm dying. 1295 01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:27,495 I'm gonna die! 1296 01:04:27,497 --> 01:04:30,432 Oh my god I can't breathe, oh my god I can't, 1297 01:04:30,434 --> 01:04:32,868 there's a big fat guy, I swear to god there's a fat guy, 1298 01:04:32,870 --> 01:04:35,604 and he's sitting on my chest, he's just dooking. 1299 01:04:35,606 --> 01:04:38,139 (Sadie retching and vomiting) (Bryce sighs) 1300 01:04:38,141 --> 01:04:39,040 - Sadie? 1301 01:04:41,010 --> 01:04:45,947 Sadie. (Sadie wailing hysterically) 1302 01:04:45,949 --> 01:04:48,116 Honey, if you keep doing that, your teeth are gonna rot 1303 01:04:48,118 --> 01:04:51,286 and then who will want you? (Sadie wailing hysterically) 1304 01:04:51,288 --> 01:04:53,088 Sadie! (heavy door knock) 1305 01:04:53,090 --> 01:04:54,256 Stop it. 1306 01:04:54,258 --> 01:04:55,390 (splashing water) 1307 01:04:55,392 --> 01:04:58,393 (Sadie panting) (sighs) 1308 01:04:58,395 --> 01:05:01,529 (Sadie sobs loudly) 1309 01:05:01,531 --> 01:05:05,367 (Sadie vomits and retches) 1310 01:05:07,303 --> 01:05:10,272 - He just chucks this chicken over the fence. 1311 01:05:10,274 --> 01:05:12,941 Oh (chuckles) god. 1312 01:05:12,943 --> 01:05:14,943 And now I feel responsible. 1313 01:05:14,945 --> 01:05:17,379 I don't know what else to do but just tuck it into my arm 1314 01:05:17,381 --> 01:05:19,414 like a football and just run, you know? 1315 01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:21,483 (Nessa laughs) 1316 01:05:21,485 --> 01:05:25,520 - Yeah, that thing took it like a champ, I tell you what. 1317 01:05:27,223 --> 01:05:29,424 - And now the PETA office has a new mascot? 1318 01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:30,425 - Uh-Huh. 1319 01:05:30,427 --> 01:05:32,060 Yep. 1320 01:05:32,062 --> 01:05:34,062 They named it Jodie. - [Nessa] Oh, exceptional. 1321 01:05:34,064 --> 01:05:36,398 (Jodie chuckles) 1322 01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:37,499 - Yeah, it was. 1323 01:05:39,035 --> 01:05:40,468 It really was. 1324 01:05:40,470 --> 01:05:42,203 - [Nessa] Oh no, no! 1325 01:05:42,205 --> 01:05:43,538 Is this downer-weed? 1326 01:05:43,540 --> 01:05:44,439 No! 1327 01:05:45,508 --> 01:05:46,408 - No. 1328 01:05:47,276 --> 01:05:48,176 Darling. 1329 01:05:49,211 --> 01:05:51,479 The human condition is the downer. 1330 01:05:51,481 --> 01:05:53,581 I'm a downer. 1331 01:05:53,583 --> 01:05:54,649 The world... 1332 01:05:55,685 --> 01:05:57,118 is a downer. 1333 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:58,486 - [Nessa] You're saving the world. 1334 01:05:58,488 --> 01:06:01,523 You have to save the world, I want you to. 1335 01:06:01,525 --> 01:06:04,426 Take your important pictures and save the world. 1336 01:06:04,428 --> 01:06:07,095 - Why don't you save the world? 1337 01:06:07,097 --> 01:06:07,996 I'm tired. 1338 01:06:12,668 --> 01:06:14,569 I made $11,000 last year. 1339 01:06:14,571 --> 01:06:17,339 (Nessa moans) 1340 01:06:19,542 --> 01:06:22,477 I don't know, maybe I should have a kid with Bryce. 1341 01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:24,412 I could just... 1342 01:06:24,414 --> 01:06:29,017 buy all the things, become a functioning alcoholic and, 1343 01:06:29,019 --> 01:06:31,519 you could save the world. 1344 01:06:31,521 --> 01:06:34,255 I mean, somebody has to speak for the trees and the 1345 01:06:34,257 --> 01:06:38,326 children and the bees and the ozone layer and... 1346 01:06:39,462 --> 01:06:40,628 I'm so tired. 1347 01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:53,608 Maybe I'll open an Olan Mills. 1348 01:06:54,744 --> 01:06:57,679 - Are you having a nervous breakdown? 1349 01:06:59,515 --> 01:07:01,182 (chuckles) 1350 01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:02,083 - Yeah. 1351 01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:09,491 Yeah, I think I am. (Nessa laughs) 1352 01:07:09,493 --> 01:07:11,793 (Jude moaning) 1353 01:07:11,795 --> 01:07:15,397 (peaceful exotic music) 1354 01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:18,800 (Jude moaning) 1355 01:07:21,370 --> 01:07:24,039 (Jude moaning) 1356 01:07:26,575 --> 01:07:28,710 - What's happening in here? 1357 01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:33,481 - [Jude] I'm floating in a field of love... 1358 01:07:34,650 --> 01:07:35,750 and acceptance. 1359 01:07:39,522 --> 01:07:41,089 - And forgiveness. 1360 01:07:42,725 --> 01:07:45,060 - [Jude] And forgiveness. 1361 01:07:47,596 --> 01:07:51,566 Man, you should charge money for this, Steven. 1362 01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:53,735 Lots and lots of money. 1363 01:07:58,374 --> 01:08:00,375 (moans) 1364 01:08:06,148 --> 01:08:08,783 (Nessa chuckles) 1365 01:08:10,453 --> 01:08:11,719 - [Nessa] Sadie. 1366 01:08:11,721 --> 01:08:13,488 - Are you stoned right now? 1367 01:08:13,490 --> 01:08:15,123 (Jodie chuckles) 1368 01:08:15,125 --> 01:08:17,125 - Sadie, come out, we're floating 1369 01:08:17,127 --> 01:08:20,295 in a field of love and forgiveness 1370 01:08:20,297 --> 01:08:22,330 and acceptance. 1371 01:08:22,332 --> 01:08:24,632 - [Nessa] Have pie with us. 1372 01:08:26,435 --> 01:08:28,336 - I have a little bit of food poisoning. 1373 01:08:28,338 --> 01:08:30,705 - [Jodie] Oh, baby. 1374 01:08:30,707 --> 01:08:33,141 Well honey, if you keep doing that, your teeth will fall out 1375 01:08:33,143 --> 01:08:36,778 and then, how are you gonna have Nessa's pie? 1376 01:08:36,780 --> 01:08:38,780 Or mine, or anyone's? 1377 01:08:42,418 --> 01:08:44,719 (Sadie sobs) 1378 01:08:47,756 --> 01:08:49,524 (peaceful exotic music) 1379 01:08:49,526 --> 01:08:52,160 (Jude moaning) 1380 01:08:55,798 --> 01:08:58,133 - [Steven] No judgement tonight, Sadie. 1381 01:08:58,135 --> 01:09:00,268 Nothing but love, 1382 01:09:00,270 --> 01:09:01,269 acceptance, 1383 01:09:02,438 --> 01:09:03,271 forgiveness. 1384 01:09:03,273 --> 01:09:04,539 - Pie. 1385 01:09:04,541 --> 01:09:06,741 I want pie. - [Steven] Mm-hm. 1386 01:09:08,444 --> 01:09:09,677 - [Jude] Yeah. 1387 01:09:22,558 --> 01:09:25,693 (Sadie moans gently) 1388 01:09:28,898 --> 01:09:33,268 (Jude exhales slowly and deeply) 1389 01:09:45,648 --> 01:09:48,716 (Jude moans softly) 1390 01:09:56,358 --> 01:10:00,528 - Well this feels like a night for announcements. 1391 01:10:06,802 --> 01:10:08,803 We're closing the theater. 1392 01:10:08,805 --> 01:10:09,938 - [Jodie] What? 1393 01:10:09,940 --> 01:10:10,838 - Yeah. 1394 01:10:12,541 --> 01:10:13,441 It's time. 1395 01:10:14,543 --> 01:10:15,910 - Wait, what are you guys gonna do? 1396 01:10:15,912 --> 01:10:17,912 (Steven and Nessa chuckle) 1397 01:10:17,914 --> 01:10:20,281 - We don't know. 1398 01:10:20,283 --> 01:10:23,818 Declare bankruptcy, probably. (chuckles) 1399 01:10:23,820 --> 01:10:26,754 Make a bunch of movies with you. 1400 01:10:29,625 --> 01:10:31,593 Go to mime school. - [Steven] Open a food truck. 1401 01:10:31,595 --> 01:10:33,528 - [Sadie] Really? - [Steve] I'm just kidding. 1402 01:10:33,530 --> 01:10:36,698 - Well that's good, man, because food trucks are like 1403 01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:40,935 so five minutes ago, seriously, it's not a good idea. 1404 01:10:43,739 --> 01:10:47,609 - Do you have to kill every moment of happiness? 1405 01:10:47,611 --> 01:10:48,676 You ass-hat! 1406 01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:50,478 - Whoa. 1407 01:10:51,580 --> 01:10:52,480 - Whoa? 1408 01:10:53,482 --> 01:10:54,782 Whoa? 1409 01:10:54,784 --> 01:10:55,984 - Hey, get away from me, you psychopath! 1410 01:10:55,986 --> 01:10:57,552 - [Steven] Yeah? - [Bryce] Stop it, Steven. 1411 01:10:57,554 --> 01:10:58,786 - [Nessa] Is this happening? - [Bryce] Stop! 1412 01:10:58,788 --> 01:11:01,422 (Jodie laughing uncontrollably) 1413 01:11:01,424 --> 01:11:03,858 - [Jude] You've been living a lie. 1414 01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:06,828 If you don't my music, then what is it you love about me, 1415 01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:09,597 - [Bryce] What are you gonna do when you catch me, Steven, 1416 01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:11,466 inspire me to death?! - [Sadie] Baby. 1417 01:11:11,468 --> 01:11:12,700 - [Bryce] No, stop! 1418 01:11:12,702 --> 01:11:15,837 I can't believe anything that comes out of that lying 1419 01:11:15,839 --> 01:11:17,538 mouth of yours! 1420 01:11:17,540 --> 01:11:20,408 Do your friends even know that your agent dropped you? 1421 01:11:20,410 --> 01:11:22,944 Like some little old, fat chick, 1422 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:27,048 that you've just been spewing lies like some 1423 01:11:27,050 --> 01:11:29,017 lying, lying lie-cano!? 1424 01:11:30,886 --> 01:11:31,886 - Wait, wait wait wait. 1425 01:11:31,888 --> 01:11:33,721 Is the script dead? 1426 01:11:36,792 --> 01:11:37,992 - You knew. 1427 01:11:39,795 --> 01:11:41,996 That is some cold shit. 1428 01:11:43,699 --> 01:11:45,900 - [Jodie] Oh, god! (playful music) 1429 01:11:45,902 --> 01:11:47,869 - And I am not fat! 1430 01:11:47,871 --> 01:11:50,505 - Because you never digest anything. 1431 01:11:50,507 --> 01:11:51,906 - [Sadie] Baby! 1432 01:11:51,908 --> 01:11:53,808 (men groaning) 1433 01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:54,942 Baby? - [Jude] Ah, don't. 1434 01:11:54,944 --> 01:11:56,878 Don't touch me, don't touch me! 1435 01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:58,546 Ever, don't touch me. 1436 01:11:58,548 --> 01:11:59,914 - I know you're all tapped out and everything 1437 01:11:59,916 --> 01:12:03,051 - If you could just refrain from shitting all over my dreams 1438 01:12:03,053 --> 01:12:05,320 for like a second, that'd be nice! 1439 01:12:05,322 --> 01:12:06,587 - [Jodie] What, is that what Steven said to you 1440 01:12:06,589 --> 01:12:09,824 - Is that what Bryce said to you, when you made him 1441 01:12:09,826 --> 01:12:12,060 choose between having him and having a child?! 1442 01:12:12,062 --> 01:12:13,828 - [Jodie] Oh, that is a low-blow. 1443 01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:15,763 - Oh yeah, well your mom's a low-blow. 1444 01:12:15,765 --> 01:12:18,833 - If you hate everything I do so much, why, 1445 01:12:18,835 --> 01:12:20,501 why are you even here? 1446 01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:22,003 - Oh no, no. 1447 01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:22,904 Shit! 1448 01:12:24,006 --> 01:12:26,841 These are Japanese Selvedge denim! 1449 01:12:28,377 --> 01:12:31,045 (Nessa coughs) 1450 01:12:33,749 --> 01:12:35,983 (Jodie screams) 1451 01:12:35,985 --> 01:12:36,884 Christ. 1452 01:12:37,886 --> 01:12:40,822 (Steven laughs) 1453 01:12:48,664 --> 01:12:49,831 - [Steven] Come on, man. - [Bryce] Run, motherfucker. 1454 01:12:49,833 --> 01:12:50,998 - No, what the fuck! 1455 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,667 - Would you just listen to me? 1456 01:12:52,669 --> 01:12:54,135 Look, yes, yes I lied. 1457 01:12:54,137 --> 01:12:57,739 And no, I don't love your music, but I love your passion! 1458 01:12:57,741 --> 01:12:58,973 How much you try! 1459 01:12:58,975 --> 01:13:01,042 You're not always gonna love the work that I do 1460 01:13:01,044 --> 01:13:02,977 but that doesn't make you love me any less 1461 01:13:02,979 --> 01:13:05,780 and I know that you love me because you wouldn't 1462 01:13:05,782 --> 01:13:08,616 be this pissed right now if you didn't. 1463 01:13:08,618 --> 01:13:12,420 (gently moaning and panting) 1464 01:13:14,857 --> 01:13:18,526 (Jude and Sadie moaning) 1465 01:13:20,095 --> 01:13:22,597 - And that's why I behave! 1466 01:13:22,599 --> 01:13:24,465 - [Sadie] Sweetie, sweetie-- - [Jude] Always gonna!-- 1467 01:13:24,467 --> 01:13:25,166 - Shh. 1468 01:13:26,735 --> 01:13:27,635 - Wait. 1469 01:13:29,104 --> 01:13:31,406 You hate that song too. 1470 01:13:31,408 --> 01:13:32,907 - It could be tweaked. (Jude moans) 1471 01:13:32,909 --> 01:13:35,410 - I wrote that song for you! 1472 01:13:35,412 --> 01:13:36,911 Oh, motherfucker! 1473 01:13:38,147 --> 01:13:39,180 (grunts) (Jodie yelps) 1474 01:13:39,182 --> 01:13:42,116 God! (groaning) 1475 01:13:44,019 --> 01:13:45,553 Pie. 1476 01:13:45,555 --> 01:13:46,921 Pie. 1477 01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:51,626 - No, Vanessa! (Nessa groaning) 1478 01:13:51,628 --> 01:13:53,895 Honey, you know I love you but you cannot change the world 1479 01:13:53,897 --> 01:13:55,696 with a studio comedy! - [Nessa] Oh yeah? 1480 01:13:55,698 --> 01:13:57,198 What changes the world? 1481 01:13:57,200 --> 01:14:00,034 Miss Artiste, tell me, with your infinite wisdom! 1482 01:14:00,036 --> 01:14:00,968 - Greed! 1483 01:14:00,970 --> 01:14:02,870 Greed, greed changes the world. 1484 01:14:02,872 --> 01:14:05,840 And, and, and corporations buying elections, 1485 01:14:05,842 --> 01:14:09,076 and Halliburton he changes the world, you know, Dick Cheney, 1486 01:14:09,078 --> 01:14:10,111 that guy? 1487 01:14:10,113 --> 01:14:10,978 - You know what your problem is? 1488 01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:12,613 (buzzing light saber) 1489 01:14:12,615 --> 01:14:14,081 It's that you operate under the illusion that this 1490 01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:16,451 starving artist routine is somehow noble, 1491 01:14:16,453 --> 01:14:18,019 when what it really is, 1492 01:14:18,021 --> 01:14:21,055 is just an excuse not to grow the fuck up. 1493 01:14:21,057 --> 01:14:22,557 You wanna know what's noble? 1494 01:14:22,559 --> 01:14:24,592 Providing your wife with health insurance! 1495 01:14:24,594 --> 01:14:26,561 (zapping) (thuds) 1496 01:14:26,563 --> 01:14:28,062 - Is that what it means, huh? 1497 01:14:28,064 --> 01:14:30,031 Sellin' out and takin' a job that sucks the life out of you 1498 01:14:30,033 --> 01:14:32,066 until you're nothin' but a dried-up husk of regret 1499 01:14:32,068 --> 01:14:33,601 and ball cancer? 1500 01:14:33,603 --> 01:14:35,570 (zapping) (grunts) 1501 01:14:35,572 --> 01:14:36,904 (whooshing) (slapping) 1502 01:14:36,906 --> 01:14:37,905 - You know who does? 1503 01:14:37,907 --> 01:14:40,575 Religious zealots that feed people, 1504 01:14:40,577 --> 01:14:42,543 you know, make change in the world! 1505 01:14:42,545 --> 01:14:45,680 And, and, Cultural Hegemony! 1506 01:14:45,682 --> 01:14:46,948 - You know what I really think? 1507 01:14:46,950 --> 01:14:49,083 I think you just can't stand it. 1508 01:14:49,085 --> 01:14:52,153 You can't stand that you were this big star in college, 1509 01:14:52,155 --> 01:14:56,057 and now you're a total failure and I have a sailboat. 1510 01:14:56,059 --> 01:14:57,124 - Do you wanna go there? 1511 01:14:57,126 --> 01:15:01,896 Who was it that was too afraid to even try, huh? 1512 01:15:01,898 --> 01:15:04,499 Too scared that his dad would disown him 1513 01:15:04,501 --> 01:15:06,033 if he went to design school. 1514 01:15:06,035 --> 01:15:09,136 Yeah, my theater failed, but we had a great fucking run. 1515 01:15:09,138 --> 01:15:13,007 I have a great fucking wife, and I have integrity. 1516 01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:16,244 But $100 haircut, some stupid suspenders 1517 01:15:16,246 --> 01:15:19,113 and a closeted sewing fetish. 1518 01:15:19,115 --> 01:15:23,718 (tense music) (Bryce panting) 1519 01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,152 (thud) (groan) 1520 01:15:25,154 --> 01:15:27,555 - [Bryce] Fuck! God-damnit. 1521 01:15:27,557 --> 01:15:28,789 (groans) 1522 01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:36,964 - Stories change the world, Jodie. 1523 01:15:36,966 --> 01:15:39,200 I know you're really depressed, 1524 01:15:39,202 --> 01:15:44,138 and I don't know how you're gonna pay your student loans... 1525 01:15:44,140 --> 01:15:48,576 but you just need to tell yourself a different story. 1526 01:15:50,679 --> 01:15:54,916 (sighs) We just need a different story. 1527 01:16:00,289 --> 01:16:03,057 (Sadie sighs) 1528 01:16:10,966 --> 01:16:12,567 (phone rings) 1529 01:16:12,569 --> 01:16:13,267 - Why. 1530 01:16:15,070 --> 01:16:16,203 Why I behave. 1531 01:16:17,039 --> 01:16:21,275 ♪ Always gonna be a slave 1532 01:16:22,077 --> 01:16:23,611 (slurs) 1533 01:16:23,613 --> 01:16:26,180 Whoa, that is brilliant! 1534 01:16:26,182 --> 01:16:28,950 ♪ Forever after 1535 01:16:28,952 --> 01:16:32,219 ♪ Because her bondage is my master ♪ 1536 01:16:32,221 --> 01:16:33,120 Oh my god. 1537 01:16:34,122 --> 01:16:35,756 Oh my god. 1538 01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:37,758 Oh, that's really good. 1539 01:16:40,162 --> 01:16:44,098 ♪ And that's why I behave 1540 01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:48,336 ♪ Always gonna be a slave 1541 01:16:51,773 --> 01:16:53,674 (thud) 1542 01:16:53,676 --> 01:16:57,044 (peaceful guitar music) 1543 01:17:02,084 --> 01:17:05,086 (tweeting birds) 1544 01:18:00,175 --> 01:18:03,177 (heavy rainfall) 1545 01:18:29,838 --> 01:18:33,074 (Jodie groans softly) 1546 01:18:58,934 --> 01:19:00,201 (scraping fabric) 1547 01:19:00,203 --> 01:19:03,270 (clattering dishes) 1548 01:19:06,141 --> 01:19:07,341 - [Steven] Shit. 1549 01:19:10,979 --> 01:19:11,812 - [Nessa] Hi. 1550 01:19:11,814 --> 01:19:12,513 - Hi. 1551 01:19:16,051 --> 01:19:18,352 You've looked better. 1552 01:19:18,354 --> 01:19:20,020 - [Nessa] So have you, your eye! 1553 01:19:20,022 --> 01:19:20,921 - Yeah. 1554 01:19:22,257 --> 01:19:25,292 I got beat up by a hipster accountant. 1555 01:19:26,394 --> 01:19:29,263 (chuckles) 1556 01:19:29,265 --> 01:19:30,164 Oh, easy. 1557 01:19:36,505 --> 01:19:40,141 Okay. (chuckles) 1558 01:19:40,143 --> 01:19:42,943 Want some coffee? - [Nessa] Hm-hm. 1559 01:19:44,846 --> 01:19:47,448 (spraying water) 1560 01:19:52,287 --> 01:19:55,322 - [Steven] Did you fall asleep under a tree? 1561 01:19:55,324 --> 01:19:57,925 - [Nessa] Shut up. (Steven giggles) 1562 01:19:57,927 --> 01:20:01,162 (bluesy guitar music) 1563 01:20:09,337 --> 01:20:11,038 (squeaking) 1564 01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:13,874 (spraying water) 1565 01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:54,548 (light taps) 1566 01:21:21,309 --> 01:21:24,345 (Nessa moans lightly) 1567 01:21:24,347 --> 01:21:25,379 - (groans) I'm all-- 1568 01:21:25,381 --> 01:21:26,947 - Shh. 1569 01:21:26,949 --> 01:21:30,351 (Nessa groans lightly) 1570 01:21:30,353 --> 01:21:32,953 - [Jodie] Where is everyone? 1571 01:21:39,361 --> 01:21:41,428 (sighs) 1572 01:21:50,505 --> 01:21:54,942 (peaceful guitar music) (heavy rainfall) 1573 01:21:57,379 --> 01:21:59,413 - God, look at her go. 1574 01:22:03,451 --> 01:22:07,154 - She's a better person than either of us. 1575 01:22:07,156 --> 01:22:09,623 (Nessa laughs) 1576 01:22:10,425 --> 01:22:11,926 - Are you laughing at me? 1577 01:22:11,928 --> 01:22:14,295 - No, we're laughing with you, Sadie. 1578 01:22:14,297 --> 01:22:16,463 Come and get your coffee. 1579 01:22:29,644 --> 01:22:31,946 - [Sadie] Is it-- - [Nessa] Almond milk. 1580 01:22:31,948 --> 01:22:33,047 What, I'm gonna give you dairy? 1581 01:22:33,049 --> 01:22:34,581 I'm not a masochist. 1582 01:22:44,559 --> 01:22:46,160 - You're not mad? 1583 01:22:46,162 --> 01:22:47,528 - No, I'm not mad. 1584 01:22:49,264 --> 01:22:52,700 I do however think you are incredibly lame. 1585 01:23:13,588 --> 01:23:17,358 (Steven and Jude chuckle) 1586 01:23:22,197 --> 01:23:23,197 - Oh, good. 1587 01:23:26,534 --> 01:23:29,470 I thought that maybe you had little people, 1588 01:23:29,472 --> 01:23:32,639 like, like little Keebler elves, 1589 01:23:32,641 --> 01:23:33,774 who are like... 1590 01:23:33,776 --> 01:23:38,112 maybe like, the neighbors saw me and they tweeted a picture 1591 01:23:38,114 --> 01:23:40,714 of me and then they felt bad about it so they came back 1592 01:23:40,716 --> 01:23:45,686 and gave me coffee. (faintly rumbling thunder) 1593 01:23:45,688 --> 01:23:48,422 (Steven chuckles) 1594 01:23:48,424 --> 01:23:49,723 - It was Vanessa. 1595 01:23:51,626 --> 01:23:54,194 (Steven and Jude chuckle) 1596 01:23:54,196 --> 01:23:59,033 - That's more pliable. (chuckles) 1597 01:23:59,035 --> 01:24:00,067 - Plausible. 1598 01:24:05,073 --> 01:24:06,073 - Whatever. 1599 01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:14,281 Hey, Steven. - [Steven] Hm? 1600 01:24:15,650 --> 01:24:18,085 - Do you think my music... 1601 01:24:24,092 --> 01:24:26,160 (sighs) 1602 01:24:38,406 --> 01:24:40,841 (loud ringing) 1603 01:25:04,265 --> 01:25:06,500 - Should we say something? 1604 01:25:13,575 --> 01:25:14,641 - We forgot. 1605 01:25:22,317 --> 01:25:25,185 You got something in your hair. 1606 01:25:25,187 --> 01:25:26,353 - Yeah. 1607 01:25:26,355 --> 01:25:27,254 I do. 1608 01:25:41,603 --> 01:25:42,636 (Jodies sighs) 1609 01:25:42,638 --> 01:25:44,805 - Are we gonna be okay? 1610 01:25:46,341 --> 01:25:48,475 Are we all gonna be okay? 1611 01:25:50,778 --> 01:25:54,848 - None of us gets out of here alive, babe. 1612 01:25:54,850 --> 01:25:57,351 (chuckles) 1613 01:26:11,166 --> 01:26:13,667 - He's just sitting in there. 1614 01:26:21,509 --> 01:26:24,178 - We used to really make sense. 1615 01:26:27,582 --> 01:26:31,218 (faintly rumbling thunder) 1616 01:26:50,338 --> 01:26:51,805 - It won't start. 1617 01:26:58,980 --> 01:27:01,215 (sighs) 1618 01:27:26,841 --> 01:27:29,843 (upbeat guitar music) 1619 01:27:29,845 --> 01:27:33,347 ♪ In the pale blue sky 1620 01:27:33,349 --> 01:27:35,749 ♪ I see you 1621 01:27:36,951 --> 01:27:40,554 ♪ In the pale blue sky 1622 01:27:40,556 --> 01:27:42,956 ♪ I see you 1623 01:27:43,858 --> 01:27:47,794 ♪ And when it starts to rain 1624 01:27:47,796 --> 01:27:51,365 ♪ You can walk away my pain 1625 01:27:51,367 --> 01:27:54,768 ♪ In the pale blue sky 1626 01:27:54,770 --> 01:27:58,772 ♪ I see you 1627 01:28:04,812 --> 01:28:05,912 - Thanks. 1628 01:28:15,356 --> 01:28:16,990 Well, I better get goin' while it's runnin'. 1629 01:28:16,992 --> 01:28:19,826 Do you wanna get Jodie for me? 1630 01:28:19,828 --> 01:28:23,897 - She's gonna stay with us for a couple of days. 1631 01:28:31,306 --> 01:28:33,874 - I'll see you around, Steven. 1632 01:28:50,391 --> 01:28:52,326 - Hey, thanks for comin', guys. 1633 01:28:52,328 --> 01:28:53,894 - Yeah, man. (chuckles) 1634 01:28:53,896 --> 01:28:55,529 Thanks for havin' us. 1635 01:28:55,531 --> 01:28:57,731 It was really, (chuckles) it was really somethin'. 1636 01:28:57,733 --> 01:29:00,100 (Nessa laughs) 1637 01:29:02,503 --> 01:29:03,970 - That's awesome. 1638 01:29:07,975 --> 01:29:08,942 - Bye. 1639 01:29:08,944 --> 01:29:13,680 - [Jude] Thank you. - [Steven] Thank you. 1640 01:29:17,418 --> 01:29:18,919 - Oh hey, Steven? 1641 01:29:19,821 --> 01:29:23,090 Were you serious about the food truck idea? 1642 01:29:24,826 --> 01:29:27,527 I don't know. (Nessa chuckles) 1643 01:29:27,529 --> 01:29:30,731 - Well, if you are, please let me know. 1644 01:29:30,733 --> 01:29:33,033 I'd really like to fund it. 1645 01:29:35,470 --> 01:29:36,370 - Okay. 1646 01:29:37,105 --> 01:29:38,905 Uh, thank you. 1647 01:29:38,907 --> 01:29:40,006 - Cool. 1648 01:29:41,109 --> 01:29:42,709 Yeah, very cool. 1649 01:29:44,779 --> 01:29:48,081 - (chuckles) That's... 1650 01:29:49,150 --> 01:29:51,017 What just happened? 1651 01:29:52,153 --> 01:29:56,590 - [Sadie] The food truck, but not the theater? 1652 01:29:56,592 --> 01:29:59,025 - I like pie. (Sadie chuckles) 1653 01:29:59,027 --> 01:30:01,862 (upbeat music) 1654 01:30:06,934 --> 01:30:11,037 ♪ You leave in the morning 1655 01:30:11,039 --> 01:30:14,541 ♪ You come home at night 1656 01:30:15,877 --> 01:30:18,745 ♪ Nobody wants your heart 1657 01:30:18,747 --> 01:30:22,015 ♪ 'Cause it's not broken 1658 01:30:23,017 --> 01:30:26,987 ♪ It's three hours there 1659 01:30:26,989 --> 01:30:30,590 ♪ It's eight hours back 1660 01:30:31,893 --> 01:30:34,861 ♪ Do you wish that you could cry hard 1661 01:30:34,863 --> 01:30:37,731 ♪ 'Cause this is your pleasure cruise 1662 01:30:37,733 --> 01:30:41,635 ♪ This is your red carpet 1663 01:30:41,637 --> 01:30:44,604 ♪ I, I, I, I 1664 01:30:44,606 --> 01:30:47,674 ♪ I'm not giving up 1665 01:30:50,011 --> 01:30:53,046 ♪ When every single voice in my head 1666 01:30:53,048 --> 01:30:56,883 ♪ Is saying enough's enough 1667 01:30:56,885 --> 01:30:59,619 ♪ Oh, I think it's the first time 1668 01:30:59,621 --> 01:31:03,623 ♪ They've agreed over anything 1669 01:31:05,593 --> 01:31:09,596 ♪ We tried to move the left hand 1670 01:31:09,598 --> 01:31:13,500 ♪ The right hand hurts so bad 1671 01:31:14,635 --> 01:31:17,003 ♪ That's before you had a couple of kids 1672 01:31:17,005 --> 01:31:21,608 ♪ Before you even had a reason to be mad 1673 01:31:21,610 --> 01:31:25,846 ♪ And you're tryin' to fill the dead air 1674 01:31:25,848 --> 01:31:29,216 ♪ What do you have to say 1675 01:31:30,184 --> 01:31:32,986 ♪ Everybody is talkin' it out 1676 01:31:32,988 --> 01:31:36,122 ♪ All night and all day 1677 01:31:36,124 --> 01:31:39,926 ♪ Do you wish it would all go away 1678 01:31:39,928 --> 01:31:42,696 ♪ I, I, I, I 1679 01:31:42,698 --> 01:31:45,765 ♪ I'm not giving up 1680 01:31:48,135 --> 01:31:51,137 ♪ When the big old moon looks down 1681 01:31:51,139 --> 01:31:54,875 ♪ And tells me enough's enough 1682 01:31:54,877 --> 01:31:58,144 ♪ Oh, I think it's the first time 1683 01:31:58,146 --> 01:32:02,115 ♪ They've talked to me about anything 1684 01:32:03,951 --> 01:32:06,119 ♪ I think it's the first time 1685 01:32:06,121 --> 01:32:10,090 ♪ They've said anything at all 1686 01:32:12,126 --> 01:32:15,529 ♪ But 'til now they never seemed to care 1687 01:32:15,531 --> 01:32:18,665 ♪ One way or another 1688 01:32:19,967 --> 01:32:21,635 ♪ And now they're talkin' and they're talkin' 1689 01:32:21,637 --> 01:32:25,872 ♪ And oh, they won't leave me alone 1690 01:32:28,175 --> 01:32:30,844 ♪ I, I, I, I 1691 01:32:30,846 --> 01:32:33,914 ♪ I'm not giving up 1692 01:32:36,083 --> 01:32:39,586 ♪ When every single voice in my head 1693 01:32:39,588 --> 01:32:43,223 ♪ Is saying enough's enough 1694 01:32:43,225 --> 01:32:46,092 ♪ Oh, I think it's the first time 1695 01:32:46,094 --> 01:32:50,330 ♪ They've talked to me about anything 1696 01:32:52,199 --> 01:32:54,200 ♪ I think it's the first time 1697 01:32:54,202 --> 01:32:58,238 ♪ They've said anything at all