0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 1 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:39,973 Oh, yeah. 2 00:00:40,007 --> 00:00:41,475 Mm, right there. 3 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,078 Yeah, you got it. 4 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:58,492 Oh, where'd you learn to give a hummer like that? 5 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:01,795 Middle school. 6 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:03,764 That's funny. 7 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,666 Well, I should probably split. 8 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:10,138 Can I drop you off somewhere? Mall or... 9 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:13,774 Aren't we forgetting something? 10 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:16,244 Yeah. 11 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:20,914 Sorry about that. 12 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:22,150 -Get this. -Yeah, getting it. 13 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,221 It's only 18 bucks. 14 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:29,657 I'll-- I'll get you back next time. 15 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,192 I don't think so, buddy. 16 00:01:32,059 --> 00:01:33,627 Hey, what're you doing? 17 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:36,197 -Quick-- 18 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:39,233 -Smile, Dale. 19 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:42,603 You are on candid camera, motherfucker. 20 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:45,005 I just got head from a 17-year-old. 21 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:47,040 Now playing at a prison near you. 22 00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:49,477 Okay, quit fucking around. Give me my keys. 23 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:50,544 I am a cop. 24 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:52,446 You're going to prison, you fucking criminal. 25 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:55,849 Okay, put the phone down. 26 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:58,886 We got your license plate on camera. 27 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:00,388 You're so fucked. 28 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:02,756 Okay, that-- That's entrapment. 29 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,825 That won't ever hold up in a court of law. 30 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:06,794 We're not taking you to court. 31 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,497 We're just taking your money. 32 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:33,120 It's only 400 bucks. 33 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,622 Is that all you got in your bank account? 34 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,424 How much do you think a cop makes? 35 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:38,659 Well, that's depressing. You're a grown ass man. 36 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:40,861 We ever catch you trolling for underage pussy again, 37 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:43,631 I swear to God, we're uploading that shit to the Cloud. 38 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:45,899 Please do no do that. 39 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:47,968 That shit will spread like HPV. 40 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,804 You fucking... male. 41 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:55,008 Can I go now, please? 42 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:56,544 Go. Run along. 43 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:01,982 Bye, Dale. 44 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,384 Fuck you. 45 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:06,720 You guys wanna go to Dairy Queen? 46 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:07,955 -For sure. Yeah. 47 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:24,004 * Make me the one In diamond chains * 48 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:29,977 * Don't break my heart Cause I never felt pain * 49 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:36,250 * Our souls still young Yeah we never been through * 50 00:03:36,284 --> 00:03:40,688 * Hell and back Tell me that's not you * 51 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:48,462 * Keep our eyes upon the sky Never let the feeling die * 52 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:51,432 * Never catch us In our ride * 53 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:53,501 * Ride 54 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:59,307 * We'll never grow up Our heaven won't change * 55 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:04,312 * And our blind hearts Will never know pain * 56 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:08,115 * Living on clouds Never look down * 57 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:10,818 * Till one day we float away We'll never grow up * 58 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:14,988 * We'll never grow up No not today * 59 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:19,660 * And our heaven won't change 60 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:34,007 * Isn't it fun Having no fear * 61 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:38,746 * To love without hurt It's crystal clear * 62 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:46,554 * Keep our eyes upon the sky Never let the feeling die * 63 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:49,857 * When you got me In your arms * 64 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:51,725 * Arms 65 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:56,397 * We'll never grow up No not today * 66 00:04:57,331 --> 00:04:59,567 * And our heaven won't change 67 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:14,648 Eh, Mama, come in here. 68 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,485 Come and tell me hi. 69 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,454 -Hey. -Hi. 70 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:22,289 How you feeling, you little nerd? 71 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,592 Come here. I need some-- I need love. 72 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,293 -Come here. -I can't-- 73 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:35,035 -It's a fucking nightmare! 74 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,770 It's like nothing is penetrating. 75 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:39,272 The finals are next week, and I'm so fucked. 76 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:41,909 Why're you studying if you don't wan to? You don't have to. 77 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,611 Sherman's rich. 78 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:45,446 I mean, he's richer... 79 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:47,515 and I-- I want to. 80 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:49,149 This is something that I want to do, 81 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:54,988 and now, finally, I'm with somebody that is supportive of that. 82 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:59,092 At least Dad wasn't some boring loser who collects old pinball machines. 83 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:01,795 Can you be nicer to Bob, please? 84 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:04,732 Just don't be so tough on him. I know he's not cool. 85 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:05,599 No, he's not. 86 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,468 But he's a good, good person. 87 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:09,537 He cares about you very, very much. 88 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:14,742 I don't want him in our house, in our space. 89 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:16,710 It's not just our space anymore. 90 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:20,113 -Sorry. -Mom! 91 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:24,518 Although, I don't know what he'd say if he found this. 92 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,387 Where'd you find that? 93 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:29,356 In the bathroom, last night. 94 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,024 That's what I was just looking for. 95 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:36,029 Dude, whatever you do on your own time, 96 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,531 is totally up to you. 97 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:40,133 -Okay. -But you cannot just leave that lying around. 98 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:43,270 Sherm would have a fucking heart attack if he saw this. 99 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:45,673 -Mom... -Mm hm. 100 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:48,442 Do we need ti have another chat with Dr. Demarcia? 101 00:06:48,476 --> 00:06:51,612 No. Dr. Demarcia is a sexual predator. 102 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:54,448 He is! Why do you always do that? I'm not making it up! 103 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:55,816 I'm not going back to him. 104 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,753 I just... Come here... 105 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:01,889 What? 106 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:08,028 I just need you to not freak anybody out tonight. 107 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,730 -Okay. 108 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,098 You're ashamed of me, or something? 109 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:14,267 No, I'm not ashamed of you, you crazy bitch! 110 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:16,470 Just, this dinner is very important. 111 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:20,874 All right, I just don't want you to-- You can be scary. 112 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:24,945 So I just need you to put it in check. 113 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:27,881 Okay? I love you most. 114 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:35,122 Can you wash your hair before this evening? 115 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:37,591 It just smells a little funky. 116 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:40,193 Bye! 117 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:43,864 So close! 118 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:48,936 Why don't you ever buy shit with the money we make from these perverts? 119 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,437 I've been saving up. 120 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,705 For what? 121 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:55,075 I'm going to DeVry, bitch! 122 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,679 98% acceptance rate. 123 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,180 Dream big or go home! 124 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:04,017 Yo, check it out. Hot, old guy is back. 125 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:15,763 He's so hot. 126 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,031 He's old enough to be your dad. 127 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:20,868 I'd fuck your dad so hard if that was your dad. 128 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,672 That's a good thing. 129 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,073 But why is he always here? 130 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:28,208 Like, he's literally never not at the bowling alley. 131 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:29,610 I hope he's not lonely. 132 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,111 Oh, I don't think so. 133 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:35,215 I feel like his dick has a tax attorney. 134 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:39,787 No, his dick could like, pay off his mortgage. 135 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,690 He's too old, Erica. 136 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:44,992 I wanna hold his hand. 137 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,495 What're we doing later? 138 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,397 You wanna come over to my place, play Mario Kart? 139 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:54,501 Uh, I would, but I have to go meet my future step-brother tonight. 140 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,304 I don't understand. Your mom's been with Sherm for a year. 141 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,306 Like, how have you not met that guy? 142 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:03,410 'Cause he's been in rehab this whole time, and now he's coming to live with us. 143 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:05,813 Cool. Maybe he's sexy and on heroin. 144 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:08,582 Yeah, like Kurt Cobain vibe. 145 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:09,950 -Okay. -I want that for you. 146 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:11,819 I'll see you guys later? 147 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,954 -All right, good luck. Bye. 148 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:19,059 I'm so full! 149 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,194 Stop eating that, then. 150 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:24,431 I'm not gonna touch it. I won't touch it, but it's really growing. 151 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:25,666 Do you see that thing? 152 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:27,801 It hurts like shit. 153 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,740 Holy shit, is that him? 154 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,677 Damn. He's hot! 155 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,511 Oh, I know. How hot is he? 156 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:40,413 That's Shorty. That's his sponsor. 157 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,015 -No. 158 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:42,916 Which one is-- 159 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:46,053 Now there's Luke. 160 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:49,389 in the... That coat. Okay, you shitting me. 161 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,791 What's the problem? 162 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,826 Mom, why didn't you tell me that he's that? 163 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,728 -That he's a big boy. 164 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:55,963 'Cause I knew you'd be a fucking cunt. 165 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:59,032 Junkies are supposed to be skinny. 166 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,902 Shut up. Just get your shit together. 167 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,204 Hi, guys! -Hi! 168 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:06,173 Oh, there he is, there he is! 169 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,140 Hey, gang. 170 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,044 Erica, can you scoot over? 171 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,612 Erica, please? 172 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,648 -All right. Hey, bud. Take a seat, Luke. 173 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:17,885 -Plenty of room. Don't be shy. You wanna take that jacket off? 174 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:20,620 There you go. 175 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:22,890 Okay... You okay? 176 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:24,424 Squeeze in there, I don't want to get your jacket. 177 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,794 You got to really squeeze yourself in there. 178 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,129 There we go. Here we are. 179 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,865 Everybody in? 180 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,835 So nice to meet you finally. 181 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,436 It's really nice to meet you, Laurie. 182 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,805 Oh, so polite. 183 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:42,409 So, any special music requests for DJ Sherm? 184 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:45,946 -We got some hard rock, some soft rock. -You're so funny. 185 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,648 Country... 186 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:50,751 How about... Yeah, let's try that. 187 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:53,186 -Okay. -That's pretty good. 188 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,554 Here we go. 189 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:04,264 I love this. It has a cool... little rhythm here. 190 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:07,935 DJ Sherm? Yes, ma'am. 191 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,636 This music sucks ass. 192 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,971 Is that a good thing? No. 193 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,572 Yes! Fair enough. 194 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,207 We'll find something else. 195 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:19,679 Oh, my God, it looks so... A real sophie's choice. 196 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:22,549 Well, what are you in the mood for, honey? Something hot or cold? 197 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:23,917 Let's start there. 198 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:33,493 This is, uh, on the pricey side. 199 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,863 I don't need all these sides. 200 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,966 -We could split apps. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 201 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,735 Not that. 202 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:46,539 So, Erica, you must be psyched to have an older brother type in the house 203 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:51,278 that can turn you on to music and movies and comic books, 204 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:52,145 and things like that. 205 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:53,914 Mm, totally psyched. 206 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:56,984 I get to have a complete stranger living in my home. 207 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,186 -No offense, buddy. 208 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,154 Well, everybody is a stranger until you get to know them. 209 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,489 -That's true. -I mean, just look at you guys. 210 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,624 You hardly knew each other. Now, you're like... 211 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,359 -We're best buds. -Thick as thieves. 212 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,360 Put it up. 213 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,098 -Hi. You guys ready to order? 214 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,867 Hi. This is the guest of honor, right here. 215 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,969 Order anything you want on the menu. 216 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,605 -Uh, not exactly. -Yes, let him. Just let him. 217 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:21,241 The doctor has him on a special diet, 218 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:25,913 so no processed sugar or gluten or carbs 219 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:29,449 or red meat. And dairy is discouraged. 220 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,085 -But, other than that, anything you want, cowboy! -Yes. 221 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,221 Besides that, anything else. There's a lot of options. 222 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,357 Maybe we could grab some twigs from that tree outside. 223 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:38,525 -Ow. 224 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,561 I'll-- I'll just order last. 225 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,263 -Sure, yeah take a second. -Sure. 226 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,732 -I'll start things off. -Thank you so much. 227 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,535 Yeah, I was thinking about the hors d'oeuvres. 228 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:53,073 You know what's really looking good to me is the salad. 229 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:57,144 Oh, yes. Well, two salad bars for me and my lady. 230 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,312 Then we can make our own choices. 231 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,148 -That sounds nice. Right. Right. 232 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,386 So cute. 233 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,620 I'm gonna look like a girl. 234 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:09,089 You also want the salad bar? 235 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,124 I don't want the salad bar at all. 236 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:17,230 I want the buffalo wing blasters with extra butter, bacon, mash, and an ice-cold mountain dew. 237 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,365 Thank you very much. 238 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,934 Okay, you're up, dude. 239 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,206 Take it. 240 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,908 Get a salad bar? Okay, all right. 241 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,742 -Luke... -Or jello... 242 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,444 It's okay. Jut count to ten. 243 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,981 Just count to ten. You got it. Hey, Luke, come on. 244 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,249 You're trained for this now. Come on, buddy. 245 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,952 Just do the exercises. Do the work. Count to ten. 246 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,488 Breathe through the nose. 247 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,523 -It's-- What can we do, honey? 248 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,892 Mom, what's going on? 249 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,326 -Out through the mouth. 250 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,562 Shit! 251 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:50,898 Damn it. 252 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,002 He's surprisingly fast. 253 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,705 I think that maybe you should go after him, honey. 254 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,073 What 255 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:03,176 'Cause I asked you to. 'Cause it would be kind. 256 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,348 I'll give you ten bucks. 257 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,884 -Fifteen. -Hey, Laurie. 258 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,920 -Stop it, Bob, this is just-- -Twenty. 259 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:17,257 Twenty dollars, and he better come back in. 260 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,093 You're not getting 20 bucks until he's back here in his chair. 261 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,995 -Better be back here. -I got it. 262 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,066 It's not an effective strategy. 263 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,635 It's effective for us. So, that's just... 264 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,308 Dude? What's up? 265 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,579 Running away from your new fam already? 266 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:41,648 Hello? 267 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,417 What? 268 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,586 I just needed some air. 269 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:52,359 Kinda looked like you were having a heart attack. Are you okay? 270 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,028 It's a panic attack. 271 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,332 Why don't you think of something peaceful, like... 272 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,171 kitten and a baby bear making out. 273 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,572 -That may-- -Doesn't help. 274 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:06,606 Didn't help? 275 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,541 Unreal. 276 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,179 It's fine. I'm used to it, really. 277 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,586 What were you in rehab for? 278 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,223 Pills. 279 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,994 -Oxys, mostly. -Oh. 280 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:29,262 So, you like to get low. I feel you. 281 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,332 I don't do drugs. 282 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,703 People think that's lame... 283 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,505 but fuck them, you know. 284 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,176 Are you okay? 285 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,079 I'm not-- I'm not helping? 286 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,319 Do you want a blowjob? 287 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:03,863 Like right now? 288 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,165 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 289 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,966 -Yeah, you seem very tense-- -No. 290 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,701 And I think it could really help with 291 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,337 -whatever it is you're going through. -Stop. 292 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,705 I won't ask. I just-- I'll just blow you. 293 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:15,975 I like sucking dick. It's not-- It wouldn't be a burden. 294 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,944 Are you fucking with me? 295 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,579 No, I'm not fucking with you. 296 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:24,151 It's not like we're related or anything, dude. 297 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,453 -Calm down. Here, just-- -Jesus-fucking-Christ! 298 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:29,156 Just, no, okay? 299 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,261 Fine. I couldn't find your dick anyway, asshole. 300 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,535 Sorry, that was mean. 301 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:46,139 And you're probably a virgin, and you're 16. 302 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,276 Poor boy. 303 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,378 I'm 18. 304 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,680 And you refused a blowjob from me? 305 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,648 Like, I know you're shy, but... 306 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,287 Oh, you're gay! 307 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,289 -I'm not gay! 308 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,723 Hey, there's nothing wrong with being gay. 309 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,958 I just don't want a blowjob from my future step-sister. 310 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,694 What is so hard to understand about that? 311 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,131 Fuck! Leave me alone! 312 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:12,699 Okay. 313 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:17,470 Whatever! 314 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,679 I mean, he's literally fat as fuck. 315 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,015 No fucking way. That sucks. 316 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,551 He's also a weird drug addict and very gay. 317 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:32,885 You know, if you have a gay brother, 318 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,587 you get to jack off to the same porn. 319 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:35,788 How do you know he's gay? 320 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,557 'Cause I tried to suck his dick and he turned me down. 321 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,959 That's so fucked up. He's like, basically your brother. 322 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,262 I'm not trying to have sex with him or anything. I'm not a psychopath. 323 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,532 Oh, my God, babe! 324 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,999 What the fuck? 325 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,768 Yeah. I wasn't gonna eat that shit anyway. 326 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,737 I'm sure, slut. 327 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,207 Hey, Ali. 328 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,042 Why you such a fucking bitch? 329 00:17:56,075 --> 00:18:00,680 Erica, I'm having a lot of trouble hearing what you're saying 330 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,615 without a dick in your mouth. 331 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,584 I really wanna punch you in the face right now. 332 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:08,054 I just don't wanna ruin those lip injections that daddy gave you. 333 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,757 At least my daddy is not in fucking jail. 334 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,024 Shut the fuck up! 335 00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,226 Oh, shit. 336 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,198 Get her off me! 337 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,536 Get the fuck off of me. 338 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,405 Fucking psycho! 339 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:02,509 Momma. 340 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,143 Hey, Mummy. 341 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,378 We need to talk. 342 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:08,415 It wasn't my fault. She fucking started it. 343 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:11,184 -Oh, no, I'm not talking about that cunt. -Look! 344 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,619 -Oof. -Oh, it hurts. 345 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,388 Oh, you gotta keep it lubed up or else it's gonna scar. 346 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,324 I can't even-- That's disgusting. 347 00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,726 Listen... 348 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,861 Bob says you've been really tough on Luke. 349 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,600 -I need you to apologize. 350 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:29,769 -Yeah. 351 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,538 I'm not gonna apologize. What am I, 12 years old? 352 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,573 It's not a question, lady. 353 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,375 I'm telling you you have to apologize. 354 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,743 Right, and I'm not gonna. 355 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:40,913 Okay, listen. 356 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:45,017 -He just got out of rehab, right? -I know that. 357 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,953 He's feeling really, really tender. 358 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,155 -Mm-hm. -We don't know what that feels like. 359 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,258 Let's just try to be human beings. 360 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,729 Bob... 361 00:19:56,763 --> 00:20:01,133 is internalizing his emotions and I'm feeling very worried about him. 362 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:04,003 Stop it, you. No, focus, please. 363 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:08,040 I know that this has been a really, really, really difficult transition for you, 364 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,642 and I know it's not easy. 365 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,279 I really appreciate everything that you have been doing. 366 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,314 You're a sweet, sweet girl. 367 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:18,017 And I need you to say one thing 368 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,620 -one nice thing to Luke. 369 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,121 For me. 370 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,891 Please. It'll go so far. 371 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:27,794 Will you give me hair tickles? 372 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,764 -Mm-hm. 373 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,269 Okay. Practice with me. 374 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:37,804 Can we come up with one nice thing 375 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,006 -that we can say to that human being? -Yeah. 376 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,810 I'll tell him, um, 377 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,245 that if his plane crashes into a mountain, 378 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:49,181 he'll be able to keep a whole lot of starving passengers-- 379 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:50,450 -Stop it! -Ow! 380 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,385 It would just make my life so much easier-- 381 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,287 It looks like he should smell crazy bad... 382 00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,489 -Still not helping. -But he doesn't. 383 00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,626 And... 384 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,529 he has nice eyes. 385 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,639 What! 386 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:15,508 Did she say something nice about somebody? 387 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,310 Shh. Don't tell anyone. 388 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,812 -I'm gonna scream it to the neighbors... 389 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:22,315 -and the secret will be out. 390 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,524 [upbeat song plays in background] 391 00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,766 All right, everybody, hot dogs are ready. 392 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,902 -Come get them while they're hot. Hot dogs, hot dogs. 393 00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:46,072 And some steamed carrot dogs for you, Lukemeister. 394 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,376 Oh, there she is. 395 00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:54,080 Oh, that's what I need. 396 00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:55,314 -Yeah. -Thank you. 397 00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:56,349 -Cheers. -Cheers to you. 398 00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:57,817 -Top chef. -My love. 399 00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:01,253 Got some hot dogs here, got some buns in the back. 400 00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:02,855 You idiot! 401 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:06,459 -What! 402 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:10,763 Why don't you come over here and do Chef Sherm a solid and deliver these to Luke. 403 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,401 Okay, I'm coming. 404 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,973 It's all good, huh? Mm-hm. 405 00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,511 Why do I have to do that? 406 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:27,647 Erica, we talked about this. You have to be nice to him. 407 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,549 Be nice. Okay. 408 00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:31,784 -Thank you. -Thank you. 409 00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:33,820 -That wasn't too bad. -I got this. 410 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,955 Hello. 411 00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:38,190 The Sherm wanted me to give these to you. 412 00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:40,727 Great. I'm not that hungry. 413 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:48,901 Is that your rat? 414 00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:50,437 His name is Titty. 415 00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:52,338 You named your rat "Titty?" 416 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:56,576 Titty boy. He only eats Cheetos and his favorite show is 16 and Pregnant. 417 00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:00,012 I always thought rats were gross. 418 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,949 Rats are like the most misunderstood creatures on earth, okay? 419 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:05,618 They get blamed for tons of shit, like the plague, 420 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:07,019 which wasn't even their fault. 421 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,088 Gerbils are the ones that are actually sketchy as fuck. 422 00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:17,163 Wanna go eat some real food? 423 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,733 -Yeah. 424 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,335 -Mm-hm. 425 00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:25,137 -Yeah. 426 00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:26,506 Cool sunglasses. 427 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:29,408 I like them. 428 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:31,644 Let's go. 429 00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:36,916 Hi. Hey. 430 00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:39,185 Where you guys going? -To go buy some crack. 431 00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:40,152 You know, throw it down. 432 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:44,123 It's okay. It's okay. 433 00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:45,692 They're not buying drugs, Bob. 434 00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:47,460 -Just let them hang out. -No, I get the joke. 435 00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:54,166 Oh, my God. 436 00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:04,110 Going to town on that thing, aren't you! Whoa! 437 00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:07,046 This is like the first real food 438 00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:09,849 I have had in months. 439 00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:12,451 Don't tell Sherm. Glad to see you happy, though. 440 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:16,689 So my therapist says that, 441 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,992 I have a lot of anxiety issues. 442 00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:21,160 Mm-hm. 443 00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:25,565 I get angry a lot. 444 00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:30,570 So, food kinda just calms me down and makes me think less of those situations 445 00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:33,673 that I get anxious over. 446 00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:37,944 Sorry I've been such a rude bitch lately. 447 00:24:39,345 --> 00:24:40,613 Never really had a brother before. 448 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,715 I don't know how to act around you. 449 00:24:42,749 --> 00:24:45,652 Also, you and Sherm are like, in my space and shit, 450 00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:49,288 and I don't really want you guys there. 451 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:53,860 I mean, I've never had a sister who tried to blow me before, so the feeling's sort of mutual. 452 00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:56,162 Offer still stands, by the way. 453 00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:58,364 I'm trying to pretend like that never happened. 454 00:24:58,397 --> 00:25:00,166 Dude, you need to loosen up. 455 00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:02,702 I'm serious. I'm like the dick whisperer. 456 00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:05,838 -I'm extremely gifted. 457 00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:08,541 So you don't mind doing it to guys who you don't know. 458 00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:10,543 -No. 459 00:25:10,577 --> 00:25:14,013 A dick is just like a thumb without a fingernail, if you really think about it. 460 00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:16,048 Aren't you worried about diseases or-- 461 00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:19,085 -No, I'm not. -Aren't you worried about people calling you a slut. 462 00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:23,890 I don't care what other people think about me. 463 00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:25,057 Why you looking at me like that? 464 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:26,593 It's not like I fuck these dudes. 465 00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:28,427 -Yeah. 466 00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:30,563 If a dude goes around eating a bunch of pussy, 467 00:25:30,597 --> 00:25:33,232 nobody gives a fuck. Nobody calls him a slut. 468 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,001 Called feminism. 469 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:38,270 Yeah, no, I get that. I understand that. 470 00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:42,341 Besides, dude, it's better for you than eating burgers and popping pills all day. 471 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,210 I don't pop pills anymore. 472 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:47,546 When I did, it was the kind that suppressed your appetite, not make you eat more. 473 00:25:49,015 --> 00:25:51,550 So are they gonna send you to fat camp next? 474 00:25:51,584 --> 00:25:53,552 Oh, they tried to send me to fat camp. 475 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,554 I came back fatter. 476 00:25:56,088 --> 00:25:57,523 Sherm was really pissed. 477 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,191 That's Sherm. 478 00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:03,095 So, what happened to your dad? 479 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:05,264 My dad's the shit. 480 00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:08,835 Is that all? 481 00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:11,804 He got caught a few months ago trying to rob a casino, so... 482 00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:15,908 Trial day hasn't hit, so I'm saving up to bail him out. 483 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,344 -It's no big. -Whoa. 484 00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:23,049 -Do you wanna see what he looks like? -Yeah. 485 00:26:24,951 --> 00:26:27,153 Don't we kinda look alike? 486 00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:30,156 I mean, it's kind of a small picture, but yeah. 487 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,697 Oh, my God. 488 00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:41,033 You okay? 489 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:44,603 What's up? 490 00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:46,906 Just calm-- Luke! 491 00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:48,841 Where are you going? 492 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:51,143 Luke? 493 00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:54,080 Totally normal way to end a conversation, bro. 494 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:56,649 What's up, guys? 495 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:32,952 Oh, my God. 496 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,521 Just leave me alone, please. 497 00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:36,889 What the fuck are you doing? 498 00:27:37,690 --> 00:27:39,091 Get the fuck out! 499 00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:45,097 Stupid. 500 00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:46,933 So fucking stupid. 501 00:27:49,235 --> 00:27:50,569 Oh, my God, are you okay? 502 00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:52,839 -Don't touch me. -I'm not gonna touch you. 503 00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:55,041 I'll just, um... Don't move. 504 00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:57,043 Mom! 505 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:10,689 Is he okay? 506 00:28:10,723 --> 00:28:12,825 Yeah, just gonna have a couple of stitches 507 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:14,861 but other than that, he should be fine. 508 00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:16,996 Your mom's back there with him right now. 509 00:28:18,564 --> 00:28:23,936 I know he's kind of messed up but I feel like he was fine a few hours ago. 510 00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:26,839 Yeah, well, Luke's, uh... 511 00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:29,809 Luke's a complicated little guy. 512 00:28:29,842 --> 00:28:33,746 There's a lot about him you don't really know. 513 00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:36,248 Like what? 514 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:38,885 Uh, just... 515 00:28:40,186 --> 00:28:45,257 Bunch of years ago, uh, Luke, uh accused a teacher of, uh, 516 00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:48,560 uh, fondling him. 517 00:28:48,594 --> 00:28:49,829 What! 518 00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:53,833 Touching his penis... 519 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,102 private areas... 520 00:28:57,536 --> 00:29:00,539 and apparently, 521 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,975 Luke thinks he saw him around town, 522 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:07,346 but he won't say exactly where. 523 00:29:12,684 --> 00:29:13,886 Okay. 524 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:18,424 He didn't say whether it was today or... No? 525 00:29:18,457 --> 00:29:24,931 Well, apparently, there were some inconsistencies with Luke's story, and uh, 526 00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:31,370 the police don't necessarily have the evidence they need to verify... 527 00:29:31,403 --> 00:29:34,273 They think he was lying. They don't believe him. Why would he lie? 528 00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:36,642 I don't know. It's so fucked up, Sherm. 529 00:29:36,675 --> 00:29:38,277 Yeah, believe you me. 530 00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:39,645 I'll tell you what... 531 00:29:39,678 --> 00:29:41,347 There's nothing I'd rather do 532 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:43,782 than go over to this motherfucker's house in the middle of the night 533 00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:46,485 with some car batteries and jumper cables, 534 00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:50,156 and go to town on that motherfucker. 535 00:29:50,189 --> 00:29:52,859 But, you know, you got to let the law do its thing. 536 00:29:54,726 --> 00:29:55,928 Anyways... 537 00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:58,330 What we need to do right now is, we need to 538 00:29:58,364 --> 00:30:02,101 let Luke know that we're here for him, 539 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,971 and we love him, and we're here to support him. 540 00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:06,873 You know, that's all we can do. 541 00:30:06,906 --> 00:30:08,240 That's what we got to be doing. 542 00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:12,979 -Sherm. 543 00:30:13,012 --> 00:30:14,947 You can't smoke in here. 544 00:30:14,981 --> 00:30:16,916 -Oh, shit. -Yeah, no, no. 545 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:18,577 I cannot believe that hot old guy was a pedo this whole time! 546 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:19,979 It doesn't make any sense. 547 00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:21,547 He's hot. Like, he could get somebody his own age. 548 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:23,649 -I know! -I think you're missing the point. 549 00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:25,784 -I don't know. 550 00:31:25,817 --> 00:31:28,854 No, 'cause, like... It's not about who he could get. 551 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,057 Like, obviously he could get girls. 552 00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:33,859 But he doesn't. And that's the point. 553 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,327 What are you even talking about? 554 00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:36,395 What? We're trying to make some money, dude. 555 00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:39,531 You can be, like, a real fun sponge. 556 00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:43,469 If Luke's his type, what makes you think he's gonna be into you? 557 00:31:43,502 --> 00:31:44,403 You're not a boy. 558 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:45,704 Okay, but it's 2016. 559 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:49,075 Sexuality and gender are totally fluid concepts now. 560 00:31:50,209 --> 00:31:52,078 Okay, so you're gonna dress like a boy? 561 00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:54,313 What? No. 562 00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:56,848 Look, how do you know that he's loaded? 563 00:31:56,882 --> 00:32:00,186 He drives a fucking Saab, right? 564 00:32:00,219 --> 00:32:02,354 Saab's like a mid-range car. 565 00:32:02,388 --> 00:32:05,657 No, it's a European car. It's a very nice car. 566 00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:06,959 Trust me. 567 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,362 -Okay. 568 00:32:11,797 --> 00:32:13,399 -I'm in. -Cool. Cheers. 569 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:25,544 This is good. 570 00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:27,379 Oh, it is good, yeah. I was craving salad. 571 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:36,455 Hi, honey. Do you want me to real quick, fix you a plate? 572 00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:38,424 We've some quinoa set up for you. 573 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:40,192 I'm okay. 574 00:32:40,226 --> 00:32:43,129 Erica, do you think I could speak with you in the other room? 575 00:32:43,929 --> 00:32:45,397 Mm-hm, sure. 576 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,402 Ask him if he wants me to fix him a plate. 577 00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:54,740 What's up, Lukey? 578 00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:57,509 I wanna go back to rehab. Can-- 579 00:32:58,110 --> 00:33:00,012 Can you help me? 580 00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:01,580 Is this about Will Jordan? 581 00:33:03,915 --> 00:33:05,684 How do you know about that? 582 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:09,655 I mean, you weren't exactly subtle back there at the bowling alley, dude. 583 00:33:11,457 --> 00:33:14,460 It doesn't matter. The point is, I believe you. 584 00:33:15,427 --> 00:33:17,429 I do. And, I'm gonna help you. 585 00:33:19,598 --> 00:33:22,501 Just forget I said anything. 586 00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:25,737 Can you scoot over? I need this side of the bed. Thanks. 587 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:34,946 I deal with these sleazebags on the reg, okay? I know what goes on 588 00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:36,982 in this town behind closed doors... 589 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,384 and open doors. 590 00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:41,653 What do you have in mind? 591 00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:45,657 The way I see it, you've got two options here. 592 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,128 You can either superglue your asshole shut 593 00:33:49,161 --> 00:33:52,564 and spend the rest of your life running away from this guy like a little bitch, 594 00:33:56,902 --> 00:33:59,205 or we can bust his pervy ass... 595 00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:01,740 and make the motherfucker pay! 596 00:34:04,943 --> 00:34:07,213 Think about it, okay? 597 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:08,314 Hm. 598 00:34:09,648 --> 00:34:11,049 I'm taking this. 599 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:21,860 So, Erica says this is like your ex-boyfriend or something. 600 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:23,329 Was it serious? 601 00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:26,165 Yeah, did you go all the way or did you just make out and stuff? 602 00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:27,899 What the fuck is wrong with you guys? 603 00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:32,138 He isn't some science project for you to analyze. He is a human bean. 604 00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:34,506 " -Enough! 605 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:36,908 Guys, nothing's even gonna happen. Can we please just get out of here? 606 00:34:36,942 --> 00:34:38,677 No! This is a stakeout. 607 00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:41,113 You didn't think it actually involved eating steak, did you? 608 00:34:41,147 --> 00:34:43,315 You're so funny. 609 00:34:43,349 --> 00:34:45,417 My mom keeps texting me. I should probably go home soon. 610 00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:48,620 Nobody's going anywhere until we see this guy molest somebody. 611 00:34:48,654 --> 00:34:50,021 I don't wanna see that. 612 00:34:50,055 --> 00:34:51,757 What, you think he's just gonna molest someone right in front of us? 613 00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:53,659 -I don't know! -I don't think he will. 614 00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:56,094 He's like a pro. That's what you get a subterranean dungeon for. 615 00:34:56,128 --> 00:34:57,062 -Yeah. 616 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,597 Totally. Let's get out of here. 617 00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:00,699 I don't believe this shit. Are you serious? 618 00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:03,802 You guys are bailing on me already? We've been here for like two seconds. 619 00:35:03,835 --> 00:35:05,404 Well, it's taco night. 620 00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:09,541 Look, shaking down a child molester is like our moral obligation. 621 00:35:09,575 --> 00:35:14,180 We're the only thing standing between Will Jordan and a whole town of innocent boys. 622 00:35:14,213 --> 00:35:15,847 If we don't act now, 623 00:35:15,881 --> 00:35:19,385 then other little kids might get butt-raped like big Lukey over here. 624 00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:24,456 And 15 years from now, they'll be popping pills and eating their feelings, too. 625 00:35:24,490 --> 00:35:26,625 Do you really want that on your conscience? 626 00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:29,328 No, I don't-- I don't want anyone to be fat. 627 00:35:31,863 --> 00:35:32,864 Fuck me. 628 00:35:46,612 --> 00:35:49,381 -Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. -It's all right. 629 00:35:49,415 --> 00:35:51,883 -I didn't see you there. -It's my bad. Sorry. 630 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,685 It's all right. 631 00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:57,088 Just wondering whose dick I got to suck to get some cocoa puffs around here. 632 00:35:57,122 --> 00:35:59,791 Know what I mean? 633 00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:04,263 Well, I'm no expert, but I would imagine it's not in the freezer isle. 634 00:36:04,296 --> 00:36:05,697 You're so smart. 635 00:36:08,634 --> 00:36:09,701 Do I know you? 636 00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:14,273 No. 637 00:36:14,906 --> 00:36:16,808 Is Sunglass Hut at the mall? 638 00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:18,844 -Cinnabon. 639 00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:21,380 'Cause I don't work at the mall. 640 00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:23,515 -So, can't help you. -No, okay. 641 00:36:28,086 --> 00:36:29,455 I know where I know you from. 642 00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:32,123 Where's that? 643 00:36:32,157 --> 00:36:34,125 Bowling alley! 644 00:36:34,159 --> 00:36:35,594 You're hot old guy. 645 00:36:35,627 --> 00:36:37,195 Me and my friends, we go there all the time. 646 00:36:37,229 --> 00:36:39,431 We've been ogling your goodies for, like, the last six months. 647 00:36:39,465 --> 00:36:41,767 -Yeah. 648 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,936 Oh, my God. Okay. Thanks. 649 00:36:44,970 --> 00:36:47,439 -It's a compliment. -Great! 650 00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:56,648 Hey, do you mind escorting me to the cereal isle? 651 00:36:56,682 --> 00:37:00,018 You want me to escort you to the cereal isle? 652 00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:00,919 Please. 653 00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:08,093 So, do you have a job or do you just bowl 24/7? 654 00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:10,629 Yeah, that's me. Never not bowling. 655 00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:13,799 Actually, my buddies and I have a league on Wednesday nights. 656 00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:16,368 And you openly tell people that? 657 00:37:16,402 --> 00:37:20,406 Well, I tore my ACL. I can't play basketball. 658 00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:22,774 Not ready to put on golf pants just yet. 659 00:37:22,808 --> 00:37:24,209 You guys have a team name? 660 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,945 We do. The Gutter-punks. 661 00:37:26,978 --> 00:37:28,480 -Badass, dude. -Okay. 662 00:37:28,514 --> 00:37:31,517 You know what, we're league champs three years running. 663 00:37:31,550 --> 00:37:32,851 -Cool. -We've even had our own shirts made. 664 00:37:32,884 --> 00:37:35,321 -Whoa, very cool. -It is cool. 665 00:37:35,354 --> 00:37:37,856 I know, that's why I said it. 666 00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:40,426 Okay, what do you do for fun? 667 00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:43,595 Watch movies, listen to music, worship the devil. 668 00:37:43,629 --> 00:37:46,598 You know, typical teenage shenanigans. 669 00:37:46,632 --> 00:37:49,668 What kind of music? Like Justin Beiber and shit? 670 00:37:49,701 --> 00:37:52,070 Some shit. Do you listen to Andrea Bocelli? 671 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,572 No, I like hip hop, actually. 672 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:55,974 Oh, okay. Well, Macklemore's not hip hop. 673 00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:57,343 Mackle-- No. 674 00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:01,313 -Stuff you've never even heard of. -Oh, my God. 675 00:38:01,347 --> 00:38:03,515 Dude, I know way more about that shit than you do. 676 00:38:03,549 --> 00:38:05,083 -Yes, I do. -Okay, who's your favorite rapper? 677 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:07,986 -Eazy-E, and may he rest in fucking peace. -Eazy-E. Oh, my God. 678 00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:10,389 It has nothing to do with that movie that came out, does it? 679 00:38:10,422 --> 00:38:13,559 Oh, fuck no, okay. I know every single lyric to gimme that nut, 680 00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:16,094 -Every single lyric. -That song is older than you are. 681 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,963 -My dad. 682 00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:19,431 Your dad? 683 00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:21,367 -That's pretty weird. 684 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,735 Oh, this is your stop. 685 00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:26,638 -Here we are. -Cocoa puffs. There they are. 686 00:38:30,676 --> 00:38:32,711 -Thanks. -You're welcome. 687 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:37,349 Erica. 688 00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:40,519 -I'm Will. -Hey. 689 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,254 -All right. -Okay. 690 00:38:43,288 --> 00:38:45,891 -Bye. -Bye. See you at the bowling alley. 691 00:38:57,536 --> 00:38:59,371 Thank you for using Jail Mail. 692 00:38:59,405 --> 00:39:03,442 -Please leave your message for inmate- Ray Vandross. 693 00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:05,811 at the tone. 694 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:08,179 Hi, Ray. Dad. 695 00:39:08,213 --> 00:39:10,682 It's me. I'm just calling. I haven't heard from you in a minute. 696 00:39:10,716 --> 00:39:13,985 Uh, I'm sure you haven't called 'cause you're super busy 697 00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:16,788 doing whatever it is that you do. 698 00:39:16,822 --> 00:39:20,025 Um... Hey, that business that I started with my friends, 699 00:39:20,058 --> 00:39:21,960 I just wanna let you know, we're killing it. 700 00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:24,963 And, I don't wanna get ahead of myself, but I think actually I might. 701 00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:28,900 I have enough to bail your ass out soon, so. 702 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,802 -so... yeah. 703 00:39:30,836 --> 00:39:33,271 I feel like they're gonna cut me off 'cause I hear that beeping thing, 704 00:39:33,304 --> 00:39:35,474 but I love you, and I miss you, and... 705 00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:38,109 Thank you for using Jail Mail. Your call is now complete. 706 00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:52,658 Do you think it's weird that Will doesn't have a girlfriend? 707 00:39:52,691 --> 00:39:54,560 Why is that weird? He's into little boys. 708 00:39:54,593 --> 00:39:56,962 No, but I was just thinking, if I was a child molester, 709 00:39:56,995 --> 00:40:00,932 I'd for sure have like, a hot significant other to 710 00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:03,502 cover my tracks and alibi. 711 00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:05,971 You think he's hot? 712 00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:08,807 I don't think he's hot. He's a fucking pedophile. 713 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,678 Granted... 714 00:40:12,711 --> 00:40:14,746 He does have a banging ass dad-bod, 715 00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:16,615 but, I mean, I don't wanna marry the dude. 716 00:40:18,183 --> 00:40:20,586 You've been scrolling through his photos for the past hour and a half. 717 00:40:20,619 --> 00:40:24,523 I'm looking for clues. Don't be so fucking weird. 718 00:40:24,556 --> 00:40:26,424 I'm trying to help you. 719 00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:28,760 I never asked for your help, Erica. 720 00:40:28,794 --> 00:40:33,532 Unfortunately, you don't really have a say in the matter. We're vigilantes, okay. 721 00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:35,200 What would Batman and Robin do 722 00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:37,603 if they saw the Joker sticking his finger up little boys' assholes? 723 00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:41,473 Batman wouldn't be talking about Joker's banging dad-bod. 724 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:43,809 Yeah, but Robin would. 725 00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:48,780 -I know your secret. 726 00:40:49,648 --> 00:40:50,916 You're jealous. 727 00:40:51,883 --> 00:40:54,586 -I'm not jealous. -Yes, you are. 728 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:56,254 -You're jealous. You think that-- -No, I'm not. 729 00:40:56,287 --> 00:41:00,225 -You think that I like Will and it's eating you up inside. -No. 730 00:41:00,258 --> 00:41:04,229 I'm not fucking jealous of you wanting to date a child molester. 731 00:41:04,262 --> 00:41:05,664 I know you want a piece of this. 732 00:41:05,697 --> 00:41:09,267 Your mouth has like 10,000 venereal diseases, so... 733 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,036 Oh! 734 00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,005 I love this song! 735 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,175 Makes me feel like dancing. 736 00:41:19,845 --> 00:41:21,513 You wanna see me dance, Luke? 737 00:41:21,547 --> 00:41:23,949 No, I don't. 738 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:25,116 Are you sure? 739 00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:31,322 What? 740 00:41:31,356 --> 00:41:32,457 I don't. 741 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:33,925 It's so fun though. 742 00:41:35,727 --> 00:41:37,062 I guess. 743 00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:38,129 Do you know this song? 744 00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:43,602 Come dance with me. 745 00:41:43,635 --> 00:41:46,204 No? It's a good song. 746 00:41:47,639 --> 00:41:50,241 Do you like that? One of those? 747 00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:51,943 I don't wanna dance by myself. 748 00:41:51,977 --> 00:41:54,546 It's kinda embarrassing. Come dance with me. 749 00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:56,782 -I can't. -Come dance. 750 00:41:56,815 --> 00:42:00,786 Do you like when I do that? What about like 751 00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:03,521 I-- No. 752 00:42:03,555 --> 00:42:06,658 No? Have you ever danced with a girl before? 753 00:42:06,692 --> 00:42:08,293 Come on, you know the answer to that. 754 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,261 Please. 755 00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:11,529 I don't like this music. 756 00:42:11,563 --> 00:42:14,733 Oh, I don't like this music. 757 00:42:14,766 --> 00:42:16,201 I'll play different music. Come on. 758 00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:18,637 Come here! 759 00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:20,972 Come on. Come on, come on, come on. Let's go. 760 00:42:27,312 --> 00:42:28,847 [music plays softly over earphones] 761 00:42:30,248 --> 00:42:31,717 Are you excited to dance with me? 762 00:42:33,351 --> 00:42:34,653 We'll see. 763 00:42:36,755 --> 00:42:40,391 -Come on. -You listen to this kind of music? 764 00:42:40,425 --> 00:42:43,061 -Never thought you'd be into music like this. 765 00:42:43,094 --> 00:42:46,331 It just came up on-- I didn't pick it. 766 00:42:46,364 --> 00:42:47,866 I saw you double click on it. 767 00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:50,268 Fuck off, dude. Just dance with me. Don't be such a dick. 768 00:42:58,644 --> 00:42:59,945 Look at me! 769 00:43:01,947 --> 00:43:02,881 Look at me. 770 00:43:05,016 --> 00:43:06,284 Just that... 771 00:43:06,317 --> 00:43:08,920 You're like, squeezing onto a fucking giant airplane right now. 772 00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:14,960 You're pretty hard on yourself. 773 00:43:18,463 --> 00:43:21,599 You can grab me. I'm not gonna break. 774 00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:30,676 * I lost my dream I lost my reason all again * 775 00:43:35,747 --> 00:43:38,850 * It's not just me for you 776 00:43:38,884 --> 00:43:41,820 * I have to look out too 777 00:43:41,853 --> 00:43:44,923 * I have to save my life 778 00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:47,926 * I need some peace of mind 779 00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:50,929 * I am the only one now 780 00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:54,065 * I am the only one now 781 00:43:54,099 --> 00:43:57,002 * I am the only one now 782 00:43:57,035 --> 00:44:00,005 * You may not be around 783 00:44:00,038 --> 00:44:02,708 * You may not be around 784 00:44:13,051 --> 00:44:15,320 Hi! -Oh, Jesus! 785 00:44:15,353 --> 00:44:18,056 -You scared the shit out of me. -I'm sorry. 786 00:44:18,089 --> 00:44:19,825 -I didn't mean to scare you. -Yeah. 787 00:44:19,858 --> 00:44:22,794 I forgot that guys your age have a higher risk of stroke and heart failure. 788 00:44:27,699 --> 00:44:30,201 Are you gonna teach me how to bowl or what? 789 00:44:30,235 --> 00:44:32,904 You hang out here and you don't know how to bowl? 790 00:44:32,938 --> 00:44:36,307 Yeah, I'm in high school, idiot. What else am I gonna do? 791 00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:37,809 Well, maybe another time. 792 00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:40,211 I was hoping to get in a few frames before they close. 793 00:44:40,245 --> 00:44:41,980 My name is Will 794 00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:44,382 and I was hoping to get in a few extra frames before they close. 795 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:47,252 Come on. 796 00:44:52,123 --> 00:44:53,058 All right. 797 00:44:55,827 --> 00:45:00,098 All right, straighten your wrist and point your thumb at the center pin there. 798 00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:10,208 Not bad. 799 00:45:10,241 --> 00:45:12,744 That ball was way too heavy for me. 800 00:45:12,778 --> 00:45:15,113 Well, let's get you a lighter ball then. 801 00:45:17,348 --> 00:45:19,050 Here you go. 802 00:45:19,084 --> 00:45:22,320 Now, you want to roll the ball. You don't throw the ball. 803 00:45:22,353 --> 00:45:23,254 Okay? 804 00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:25,490 So, I'm gonna have to adjust you. 805 00:45:25,523 --> 00:45:27,058 You need to... 806 00:45:29,194 --> 00:45:33,899 You have to square your hips, okay? 807 00:45:34,966 --> 00:45:36,701 Ready? 808 00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:38,937 Now you're gonna take some steps here. 809 00:45:38,970 --> 00:45:42,373 Now step forward, while pulling your arm back. 810 00:45:42,407 --> 00:45:45,977 Now, swing your arm forward, lower your hips, 811 00:45:46,011 --> 00:45:47,345 keep stepping forward. 812 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:49,915 Ready? 813 00:45:52,717 --> 00:45:53,852 I got them! 814 00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:56,121 Good. 815 00:45:56,154 --> 00:45:58,056 -I did it. -See, you did it right. 816 00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:01,192 What do I win? My part in the Gutter Can I have a shirt? 817 00:46:01,226 --> 00:46:04,262 Well, you win a series of points up there on the board. 818 00:46:04,295 --> 00:46:07,365 -You don't win an object. 819 00:46:07,398 --> 00:46:09,167 But you get... See... 820 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,037 There you go. That's your score. That's yours. 821 00:46:12,070 --> 00:46:14,205 I thought this was like Skee-ball for losers. 822 00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,007 Why the fuck does anyone play this? 823 00:46:17,475 --> 00:46:19,544 It's a good question. 824 00:46:19,577 --> 00:46:21,146 Let's go play arcade games. 825 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:32,623 What do you think is happening in there? 826 00:46:32,657 --> 00:46:36,194 I don't know. I'm hungry. Let's go eat steak. 827 00:46:41,867 --> 00:46:43,001 What the fuck? 828 00:46:43,034 --> 00:46:45,971 Whoa! Oh, my God, we got him! 829 00:46:46,972 --> 00:46:50,208 Okay, well, it was fun hanging with you. 830 00:46:51,176 --> 00:46:53,011 You're not gonna drop me off at home. 831 00:46:53,611 --> 00:46:55,546 Why would I do that? 832 00:46:55,580 --> 00:47:00,118 Don't you know what happens to 17 year old girls who walk home alone at night in the rain? 833 00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:04,689 If I get kidnapped and trapped in some guy's basement for 30 years, 834 00:47:04,722 --> 00:47:06,257 -totally your fault. -All right, okay. 835 00:47:06,291 --> 00:47:08,626 -I'm serious. -All right, all right, okay. 836 00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:09,694 Okay. 837 00:47:09,727 --> 00:47:10,828 -Yup. 838 00:47:10,862 --> 00:47:12,797 Okay, here we go. 839 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,933 -Two... -Okay, you go first, you go first. 840 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:16,902 -Three. 841 00:47:16,935 --> 00:47:18,103 Oh, my God. 842 00:47:18,136 --> 00:47:20,838 Shit, where's my phone? Got it. 843 00:47:20,872 --> 00:47:24,175 Oh, my God. Hurry up. It's so cold! 844 00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:26,577 Fuck. 845 00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:29,780 Oh, my God. 846 00:47:29,814 --> 00:47:31,082 Fuck! 847 00:47:31,116 --> 00:47:32,450 Oh, man! 848 00:47:32,483 --> 00:47:34,285 Like, what! 849 00:47:34,319 --> 00:47:38,723 -Good lord. 850 00:47:38,756 --> 00:47:41,226 -Oh, shit, it's fucking... -It'll warm up. It'll warm up. 851 00:47:42,827 --> 00:47:45,997 Kala, can you scrub the window? I can't see shit. 852 00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:52,470 Oh. 853 00:47:58,176 --> 00:48:00,678 Are you okay? You seem really tense. 854 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:03,181 No, I'm good. Yeah, yeah. 855 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:04,315 Cool. 856 00:48:08,753 --> 00:48:10,088 Oh, God. 857 00:48:13,791 --> 00:48:16,027 -Yeah, a little. 858 00:48:19,464 --> 00:48:21,032 It's kinda gross, but... 859 00:48:21,066 --> 00:48:22,400 Oh, it's okay. I don't need that. 860 00:48:22,433 --> 00:48:24,669 It'll do the trick. Here. Here! 861 00:48:45,690 --> 00:48:47,158 What the fuck! 862 00:48:47,192 --> 00:48:48,659 Why's she doing that? 863 00:48:48,693 --> 00:48:50,861 Do you see this? She's like totally into it. 864 00:48:50,895 --> 00:48:52,530 She's making out with him. 865 00:48:58,369 --> 00:49:00,071 -Hey, hey, hey, hey-- -Sorry. 866 00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:03,241 I'm sorry. I was-- That didn't-- 867 00:49:04,042 --> 00:49:05,543 I just freaked out. I don't... 868 00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:13,351 What are you doing? 869 00:49:13,384 --> 00:49:15,020 -Giving you a blowjob. 870 00:49:15,053 --> 00:49:16,554 -Stop it! -Whoa! 871 00:49:21,726 --> 00:49:24,295 Here, I'll call you a cab and get you out of here. 872 00:49:24,329 --> 00:49:26,164 -I don't want-- -Just take all of this. 873 00:49:26,197 --> 00:49:28,933 Oh, you really know how to make a girl feel special. I can find my own way home. 874 00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:30,168 Asshole. 875 00:49:35,540 --> 00:49:37,042 What was that all about? 876 00:49:44,882 --> 00:49:47,785 Dude, what happened back there? Like, you were about to close. 877 00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:49,154 That was super weird. 878 00:49:49,187 --> 00:49:51,456 I literally don't know what that perv's deal was. 879 00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:54,659 Everything was going according to plan, and then he just got weird with me. 880 00:49:54,692 --> 00:49:57,095 You were making out like you were on a date in his Saab. 881 00:49:57,128 --> 00:49:59,530 I've never seen you do anything like that before. 882 00:49:59,564 --> 00:50:01,232 Probably 'cause she's in love with him. 883 00:50:02,067 --> 00:50:04,169 Fuck you. I am not. 884 00:50:04,202 --> 00:50:05,670 He kissed me. 885 00:50:05,703 --> 00:50:07,272 -You kept kissing him after he kissed you. -No, I stopped! 886 00:50:07,305 --> 00:50:09,607 He freaked out. He was being fucking weird. 887 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:10,708 I agree. 888 00:50:10,741 --> 00:50:13,278 Okay, so then, what's the plan? I want our money. 889 00:50:15,413 --> 00:50:17,415 What if we break in and tie him up? 890 00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:20,085 Cool... Like dom him. Like he's out little bitch. 891 00:50:20,118 --> 00:50:21,686 I like that a lot. 892 00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:25,623 What if we slip some drugs in his food while he's not looking? 893 00:50:25,656 --> 00:50:28,526 That's a good idea. Drugs... Like what drugs? 894 00:50:28,559 --> 00:50:30,128 Roofies? 895 00:50:30,161 --> 00:50:31,429 That's a fucking great idea. 896 00:50:31,462 --> 00:50:33,931 -That is a horrible idea. -We can roofie him. 897 00:50:33,964 --> 00:50:37,335 knock his ass out, right. So then, once he's out, 898 00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:39,470 we all strip down, not you, 899 00:50:39,504 --> 00:50:43,874 take some sexy pictures, and then extort his ass for cash. 900 00:50:43,908 --> 00:50:45,743 Like literally, like, yeah. 901 00:50:45,776 --> 00:50:48,179 But, who do we know has roofies? 902 00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:50,275 All right. Here you go, just a little bit. 903 00:51:50,308 --> 00:51:52,009 -Okay. -Just a little. 904 00:51:52,042 --> 00:51:54,011 -Just a little. -Easy... 905 00:51:54,044 --> 00:51:55,180 -That's not a little. -Jesus! 906 00:51:55,213 --> 00:51:56,447 Sorry. -It's too much. 907 00:51:56,481 --> 00:51:58,449 He's not gonna drink the whole thing now. 908 00:52:02,052 --> 00:52:04,489 -Okay. -Go get him, my girl. 909 00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:06,257 Wish me luck. 910 00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:07,592 -Bye. -Okay. 911 00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:38,055 Surprise! 912 00:52:38,088 --> 00:52:39,524 What are you doing here? 913 00:52:39,557 --> 00:52:41,292 I'm not stalking you or anything. 914 00:52:41,326 --> 00:52:43,261 I just-- I came by to say I'm sorry. 915 00:52:43,294 --> 00:52:45,296 It got weird the other night and, uh... 916 00:52:46,331 --> 00:52:47,798 I didn't bring your sweatshirt. 917 00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:54,272 Um, as you can probably tell, I have major daddy issues. 918 00:52:54,839 --> 00:52:56,574 Yeah, um... 919 00:52:56,607 --> 00:53:01,312 You know what, I feel like I'm actually the one who should apologize. 920 00:53:01,346 --> 00:53:03,381 I never should have put you in that position. 921 00:53:03,414 --> 00:53:05,450 -Well, that's... -We're both sorry. -So... 922 00:53:05,483 --> 00:53:07,685 Let's start over, as friends. 923 00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:11,956 Yeah, sure. Why not? 924 00:53:11,989 --> 00:53:13,958 I got you a dope-ass mix. 925 00:53:13,991 --> 00:53:17,194 Thought maybe I could bring your music tastes into the 2000s. 926 00:53:17,228 --> 00:53:18,496 Fingers crossed. 927 00:53:19,597 --> 00:53:20,698 Dope 928 00:53:21,366 --> 00:53:24,201 You gonna let me in or... 929 00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:27,405 -I... 930 00:53:27,438 --> 00:53:31,175 I don't think that's the greatest idea, Erica. 931 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:33,844 Come on. One beer to bury the hatchet. 932 00:53:37,648 --> 00:53:40,050 One beer, then I'll go. Promise. 933 00:53:40,084 --> 00:53:41,719 All right. 934 00:53:41,752 --> 00:53:44,522 Just one beer and I gotta like... 935 00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:46,190 Well, fucking have half a beer. 936 00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:47,858 -Half a beer. -Half a beer, okay. 937 00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:50,194 Where should-- Do you have a fridge that I could... 938 00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:52,463 -Yeah, right in the-- -Nice house. 939 00:53:55,866 --> 00:53:57,101 Where's your bottle opener? 940 00:53:57,134 --> 00:53:59,003 The drawer to the right of the stove. 941 00:54:00,371 --> 00:54:01,572 Found it! 942 00:54:11,316 --> 00:54:12,550 Here you go. 943 00:54:14,184 --> 00:54:16,253 Cheers. 944 00:54:19,624 --> 00:54:22,727 If anyone asks, you did not get that from me, okay? 945 00:54:24,161 --> 00:54:25,363 Okay, Dad. 946 00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:31,302 Okay, speaking of... Do your parents ever wonder where you are? 947 00:54:32,370 --> 00:54:34,238 Not really, no. 948 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:37,508 My mom's busy with her new boyfriend and my dad's in jail. 949 00:54:39,510 --> 00:54:40,945 How did he get there? 950 00:54:42,513 --> 00:54:45,483 He got caught being awesome in a casino. 951 00:54:45,516 --> 00:54:47,718 He should be getting out any day now, though. 952 00:54:53,958 --> 00:54:56,361 You know, my dad wasn't really around either. 953 00:54:57,662 --> 00:54:59,764 Seems like no one stays together anymore. 954 00:55:01,532 --> 00:55:02,900 I'll drink to that. 955 00:55:04,201 --> 00:55:05,302 No? 956 00:55:07,271 --> 00:55:08,806 [music continues playing on stereo] 957 00:55:11,241 --> 00:55:13,411 Who's that 958 00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:18,383 Uh, that is my ex-wife, Brenda. 959 00:55:25,590 --> 00:55:27,925 I propose a new toast. 960 00:55:27,958 --> 00:55:31,028 "People sticking together." What do you think? 961 00:55:31,061 --> 00:55:32,463 Sure, I'll drink to that. 962 00:55:33,631 --> 00:55:35,199 Okay, here we go. 963 00:55:47,478 --> 00:55:49,547 Hm, beer's kinda skunky. 964 00:55:50,981 --> 00:55:53,418 Yeah, it's the only beer I could afford. 965 00:55:53,451 --> 00:55:55,420 It's gonna taste like piss. 966 00:55:55,453 --> 00:55:56,987 Where did you get this? 967 00:55:57,021 --> 00:55:58,288 Ninety-nine cent store. 968 00:55:58,322 --> 00:55:59,724 -I'm sorry. 969 00:55:59,757 --> 00:56:02,026 You can't get beer at the 99 cent store. 970 00:56:02,059 --> 00:56:03,828 -I can and I did. -Geez. 971 00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:11,669 What, are you going to Paris or some shit? 972 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:15,339 That was given to me by the aforementioned Brenda. 973 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:17,007 Why the fuck would you keep it? 974 00:56:17,775 --> 00:56:19,510 To remind me how much I hate her. 975 00:56:20,244 --> 00:56:21,912 Just kidding. Kind of. 976 00:56:24,048 --> 00:56:25,450 Why'd you split up? 977 00:56:26,951 --> 00:56:30,187 That is a... long story. 978 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:32,957 -We got nothing but time. -No. 979 00:56:35,259 --> 00:56:36,561 Complicated. 980 00:56:37,161 --> 00:56:39,730 Man, come on, tell me. 981 00:56:39,764 --> 00:56:41,932 You can't say it's complicated and not tell me. 982 00:56:44,034 --> 00:56:47,404 Uh... 983 00:56:47,438 --> 00:56:51,976 Well, a few years ago, I was teaching middle school in Woodland Pines. 984 00:56:52,009 --> 00:56:55,580 You were-- That's... A teacher? Okay, I didn't know that you were a teacher. 985 00:56:55,613 --> 00:56:58,415 Yeah, I was also girl's basketball coach. 986 00:56:59,049 --> 00:57:00,217 Oh. 987 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:03,287 Regional champs, three year running. Go, Roadrunners! 988 00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,755 So, what happened? 989 00:57:04,789 --> 00:57:07,091 -Well, I got fired. 990 00:57:10,995 --> 00:57:13,698 Some fucking punk... 991 00:57:15,065 --> 00:57:17,134 accused me of molesting him. 992 00:57:19,136 --> 00:57:20,705 -Wow. -Yeah. 993 00:57:21,539 --> 00:57:24,074 You would be shocked 994 00:57:24,108 --> 00:57:26,276 what a molestation accusation 995 00:57:26,310 --> 00:57:28,946 does to a perfectly fine marriage. 996 00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:32,583 Did you do it? 997 00:57:34,519 --> 00:57:36,654 No, I didn't do it. Of course, not. 998 00:57:38,255 --> 00:57:41,391 Kid was a pathological liar. 999 00:57:41,425 --> 00:57:43,193 He never even got his story straight. 1000 00:57:43,227 --> 00:57:47,965 It was like a desperate cry for attention or something. 1001 00:57:49,266 --> 00:57:51,101 -That's messed up. -Yeah. 1002 00:57:51,135 --> 00:57:53,037 Yeah, it is. 1003 00:57:53,070 --> 00:57:56,006 And the fucking... The judge threw the whole case out. 1004 00:57:56,040 --> 00:58:00,645 I mean, he had no evidence. But still, I lose my job, 1005 00:58:00,678 --> 00:58:04,949 I lose my wife. I lose my fucking dog. 1006 00:58:04,982 --> 00:58:06,416 My dog! 1007 00:58:06,450 --> 00:58:09,654 She never walked that dog. I walked that dog. 1008 00:58:09,687 --> 00:58:12,590 Any idea what it's like to walk around 1009 00:58:13,023 --> 00:58:16,927 in 100% shame 1010 00:58:16,961 --> 00:58:21,365 seven days a week, 365 days a year, 1011 00:58:21,398 --> 00:58:24,101 I am a fucking nobody. 1012 00:58:25,002 --> 00:58:29,239 So now, I'm in this house by myself. 1013 00:58:29,273 --> 00:58:31,576 And you know, 1014 00:58:32,943 --> 00:58:37,848 what, I'm drinking terrible beer with a 17-year-old. 1015 00:58:37,882 --> 00:58:40,117 I mean no offense, but... Jesus! 1016 00:58:44,088 --> 00:58:45,590 My life is awesome. 1017 00:58:46,824 --> 00:58:49,694 Dude, stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 1018 00:58:49,727 --> 00:58:51,796 Oh, shit. I'm so sorry. 1019 00:58:51,829 --> 00:58:53,130 I don't know why I did that. 1020 00:58:53,163 --> 00:58:54,865 I must have tourette's or something. Are you okay? 1021 00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:58,368 -I don't really-- 1022 00:58:58,402 --> 00:59:00,470 -Dude, stop. 1023 00:59:00,504 --> 00:59:01,772 -Fuck! 1024 00:59:01,806 --> 00:59:02,940 My friends and I thought you were a pedophile 1025 00:59:02,973 --> 00:59:04,308 so we were gonna drug you and take your money, 1026 00:59:04,341 --> 00:59:06,744 -but it was one big misunderstanding. 1027 00:59:06,777 --> 00:59:08,512 -I'm sorry. 1028 00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:12,683 What the fuck? 1029 00:59:12,717 --> 00:59:14,585 What just happened? 1030 00:59:14,619 --> 00:59:17,121 -You were in trouble. -I don't know if I was. 1031 00:59:18,522 --> 00:59:19,790 Oh, my God, look at him. 1032 00:59:19,824 --> 00:59:21,225 I mean, he's really fucked up. 1033 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,962 Okay, let's pick him up. 1034 00:59:24,995 --> 00:59:28,065 Erica, snap out of it. Come on! 1035 00:59:31,201 --> 00:59:33,170 -Ow! -Jesus! 1036 00:59:33,971 --> 00:59:35,205 Oh, my God. 1037 00:59:35,239 --> 00:59:36,340 Okay, yeah that's good. 1038 00:59:38,843 --> 00:59:40,010 All right, let's do this. 1039 00:59:40,044 --> 00:59:41,912 Okay, Luke, take five over there. 1040 00:59:42,246 --> 00:59:43,313 Corner. 1041 00:59:49,286 --> 00:59:50,855 -Got it. 1042 00:59:51,956 --> 00:59:54,591 Put it in... Like on your tits or something. 1043 00:59:54,625 --> 00:59:55,993 Yeah, like that. 1044 00:59:56,026 --> 00:59:59,096 Yeah, that's good. Gorgeous. I love it. 1045 00:59:59,129 --> 01:00:00,097 Sit next to him. 1046 01:00:01,198 --> 01:00:02,767 Yeah, get on top of him. 1047 01:00:05,936 --> 01:00:07,271 I like that. 1048 01:00:07,304 --> 01:00:08,605 Yeah, touch each other. 1049 01:00:08,639 --> 01:00:09,974 Like that, perfect. 1050 01:00:11,709 --> 01:00:13,010 You look so into it. 1051 01:00:13,844 --> 01:00:15,345 Can you see his face? 1052 01:00:15,379 --> 01:00:16,613 A little bit up. 1053 01:00:17,147 --> 01:00:18,115 Yeah. 1054 01:00:20,284 --> 01:00:21,185 You get it? 1055 01:00:21,218 --> 01:00:23,020 No, I'm trying to find the right filter. 1056 01:00:23,053 --> 01:00:24,789 Dude, just take the fucking picture. 1057 01:00:24,822 --> 01:00:26,623 All right, bitch. I'm trying to make you look good. 1058 01:00:26,657 --> 01:00:28,993 Take the picture! 1059 01:00:29,026 --> 01:00:30,895 Perfect, we got it. That's it. 1060 01:00:31,729 --> 01:00:33,263 Let's get out of here. 1061 01:00:36,767 --> 01:00:38,903 Wait, we're just gonna leave him like that? 1062 01:00:38,936 --> 01:00:40,905 Let's just-- Let's just get out of here. Come on. 1063 01:00:40,938 --> 01:00:43,007 Let's just-- Luke, let's just get out of here. 1064 01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,475 Guys, his breathing is really shallow. 1065 01:00:45,509 --> 01:00:46,777 What do you mean? 1066 01:00:47,778 --> 01:00:50,848 -Not that much. 1067 01:00:50,881 --> 01:00:54,451 You guys, come on, seriously, we're leaving. 1068 01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:57,187 He just needs to sleep it off, dude. He'll be fine by the morning. 1069 01:00:57,221 --> 01:01:00,090 Plenty of people take roofies recreationally. 1070 01:01:00,858 --> 01:01:03,160 -No. That's not right. -Yes. 1071 01:01:03,193 --> 01:01:05,129 Dude, you said he was a child molester. 1072 01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:07,197 He raped you and he got away with it. 1073 01:01:07,965 --> 01:01:09,133 So... 1074 01:01:11,535 --> 01:01:12,669 Right? 1075 01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:14,138 Yeah. 1076 01:01:15,572 --> 01:01:16,941 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1077 01:01:20,945 --> 01:01:22,546 Okay, so what's our alibi? 1078 01:01:22,579 --> 01:01:24,514 We were at my house watching Netflix, then making a vision board. 1079 01:01:24,548 --> 01:01:26,283 -Okay. -Hey, what should we do with that? 1080 01:01:26,316 --> 01:01:27,651 What the fuck is that shit? 1081 01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:29,019 -That was not part of the plan! -We got bored! 1082 01:01:29,053 --> 01:01:30,888 -Oh, my God. -We thought it was funny. 1083 01:02:11,829 --> 01:02:14,799 Uh, the police are here. They wanna have a word with you. 1084 01:02:14,832 --> 01:02:16,466 I'm sleeping. 1085 01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:17,968 There's cops here, Erica. 1086 01:02:19,236 --> 01:02:20,270 I'm tired. 1087 01:02:21,271 --> 01:02:22,472 Get up. Get up. 1088 01:02:22,506 --> 01:02:24,909 This is not fucking around time! 1089 01:02:27,011 --> 01:02:28,879 Jesus! Sorry, Bob. 1090 01:02:30,981 --> 01:02:33,117 -Bob, get out of my room. -I'm sorry. 1091 01:02:36,620 --> 01:02:38,555 All right, here she is. 1092 01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:40,224 She's agreed to cooperate. 1093 01:02:40,257 --> 01:02:42,092 -Miss Vandross. Sit down. 1094 01:02:46,430 --> 01:02:47,832 Have a seat, please. 1095 01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:51,435 We just wanna ask a few questions. 1096 01:02:51,701 --> 01:02:53,303 Okay. 1097 01:02:53,337 --> 01:02:54,438 Where were you last night? 1098 01:02:54,905 --> 01:02:56,073 With my friends. 1099 01:02:56,606 --> 01:02:57,741 Doing what? 1100 01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,609 Buying tampons. Like, what's it to you? 1101 01:02:59,643 --> 01:03:01,145 -Erica. 1102 01:03:01,178 --> 01:03:04,381 Well, the reason we're asking is there's a man named Will Jordan 1103 01:03:04,414 --> 01:03:07,384 who had his garage vandalized. 1104 01:03:07,417 --> 01:03:10,888 His neighbor said she saw a heavy-set young man, 1105 01:03:10,921 --> 01:03:14,424 and a girl who fit your description leaving the scene of the crime. 1106 01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:16,093 I don't know what you're talking about. 1107 01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:18,628 What? 1108 01:03:18,662 --> 01:03:20,364 What did Will Jordan say to you? 1109 01:03:20,397 --> 01:03:22,799 We don't know what he said. We haven't been able to contact him yet. 1110 01:03:27,471 --> 01:03:28,538 How about you, big guy? 1111 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:31,608 You have anything you want to tell me? 1112 01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:34,845 Now Luke, just tell the officer what's going on. 1113 01:03:34,879 --> 01:03:36,346 Did she make you do anything, sweetheart? 1114 01:03:37,314 --> 01:03:38,282 Nope. 1115 01:03:39,884 --> 01:03:41,852 So, is that it? 1116 01:03:41,886 --> 01:03:44,721 Yup, but just know, we will be back. 1117 01:03:44,754 --> 01:03:46,656 Vandalism is a very serious crime. 1118 01:03:46,690 --> 01:03:49,093 Absolutely. We got an open line here. 1119 01:03:49,126 --> 01:03:50,060 Let's go. 1120 01:03:50,094 --> 01:03:51,628 Whatever we can do to help, we're here 1121 01:03:51,661 --> 01:03:53,097 -to support you. -Thank you, sir. 1122 01:03:53,130 --> 01:03:54,298 Thank you. 1123 01:03:57,401 --> 01:03:59,569 Maybe we should go and make sure he's okay. 1124 01:04:01,371 --> 01:04:04,308 -Erica, okay... -Hi. 1125 01:04:05,709 --> 01:04:08,345 -Oh, honey. What's wrong? 1126 01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:11,215 Is there anything you need to tell me? 1127 01:04:11,781 --> 01:04:12,983 No. 1128 01:04:14,952 --> 01:04:17,487 Are you gonna just stand there and lie to my face? 1129 01:04:17,521 --> 01:04:19,056 I'm not lying to you. 1130 01:04:19,089 --> 01:04:21,625 I have no idea what he's fucking talking about. 1131 01:04:21,658 --> 01:04:23,160 Erica... 1132 01:04:23,193 --> 01:04:25,362 I'm gonna give you one more try. What the fuck is going on? 1133 01:04:25,395 --> 01:04:27,131 -Nothing-- -There, you just did it again. 1134 01:04:27,164 --> 01:04:28,798 -You just lied right in my face again. No, I didn't. 1135 01:04:28,832 --> 01:04:31,501 I have been swallowing so much of your bullshit for so long. 1136 01:04:31,535 --> 01:04:32,903 -So long! -But-- 1137 01:04:32,937 --> 01:04:34,404 You're just gonna stand here and fucking lie right to my face. 1138 01:04:34,438 --> 01:04:36,306 This is not part of the fucking deal that we made! 1139 01:04:36,340 --> 01:04:39,843 I am not lying to you. I am not fucking lying to you. 1140 01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:42,179 Hey! You don't talk to your mother that way. 1141 01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:44,982 Oh, no, no, no. So, you guys are teaming up behind my back? 1142 01:04:45,015 --> 01:04:46,650 Yeah, yeah. 'Cause I need fucking help. 1143 01:04:46,683 --> 01:04:48,752 'Cause I can't do this by myself anymore! 1144 01:04:48,785 --> 01:04:51,956 You do not get to fucking team up on me. You do not get to do that. 1145 01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:54,824 You're just here to fuck my mom and eat our food, 1146 01:04:54,858 --> 01:04:56,593 -and I don't fucking like it anymore. -Hey! 1147 01:04:56,626 --> 01:04:58,162 -I'm sorry, Bob. 1148 01:04:58,195 --> 01:05:00,397 You can talk to me that way all day long, 1149 01:05:00,430 --> 01:05:02,466 but I'm not gonna have you talk to your mom that way, you hear me? 1150 01:05:02,499 --> 01:05:05,069 You don't fucking parent me. You are not my father, dude. 1151 01:05:05,102 --> 01:05:07,938 Your dad fucking left and I got to do it by myself. 1152 01:05:07,972 --> 01:05:10,674 I got to do it fucking by myself, and I fucked up. 1153 01:05:10,707 --> 01:05:12,476 I obviously fucked up. 1154 01:05:12,509 --> 01:05:16,080 I don't know what to do. I have given it all to you. 1155 01:05:16,113 --> 01:05:20,217 I cannot hold on to anybody 'cause you scare them all away! 1156 01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:21,351 Everybody! 1157 01:05:21,385 --> 01:05:24,388 You're just a cruel, fucking, selfish twat! 1158 01:05:30,894 --> 01:05:36,300 You have scared away every man that has ever shown any interest in me. 1159 01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:40,437 And you cannot do it with this one. I won't let you. 1160 01:05:41,905 --> 01:05:43,240 'Cause he's good. 1161 01:05:47,511 --> 01:05:50,014 I'm done. I'm done. 1162 01:05:50,714 --> 01:05:52,316 Thank you. 1163 01:05:52,349 --> 01:05:54,284 Thank you for everything, Mom. 1164 01:05:59,990 --> 01:06:01,625 I can't. I just can't. 1165 01:06:05,929 --> 01:06:07,331 Laurie, baby... 1166 01:06:07,897 --> 01:06:09,033 Are you all right? 1167 01:06:09,066 --> 01:06:10,734 Stupid. 1168 01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:16,306 You coming? 1169 01:06:30,020 --> 01:06:31,655 What are we even gonna say to him? 1170 01:06:31,688 --> 01:06:33,157 I don't fucking know. 1171 01:06:33,190 --> 01:06:36,260 "Sorry for drugging you. Here's your sweatshirt." 1172 01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:44,101 Will? 1173 01:06:45,469 --> 01:06:46,503 Will? 1174 01:07:00,550 --> 01:07:01,418 Will? 1175 01:07:05,689 --> 01:07:06,656 Will? 1176 01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:10,294 Oh, my God. 1177 01:07:19,336 --> 01:07:20,704 Do you feel anything? 1178 01:07:28,578 --> 01:07:29,613 Okay... 1179 01:07:32,749 --> 01:07:33,783 Erica... 1180 01:07:45,629 --> 01:07:46,596 What do we... 1181 01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:49,633 What the fuck do we do? 1182 01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:51,201 We're so fucked. 1183 01:07:52,436 --> 01:07:53,403 Um... 1184 01:07:53,937 --> 01:07:55,372 Let's, uh... 1185 01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:56,473 Um... 1186 01:08:00,177 --> 01:08:01,611 What are you doing? 1187 01:08:01,645 --> 01:08:03,647 -I'm getting us out of here. 1188 01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:06,383 It's only a matter of time before the cops figure out who did this, Erica. 1189 01:08:08,952 --> 01:08:10,887 Okay, so what about Kala and Claudine? 1190 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,822 We're just gonna leave them? We're just gonna go? 1191 01:08:12,856 --> 01:08:14,291 Claudine's gonna sell you out. 1192 01:08:14,324 --> 01:08:16,160 She's never gonna hold up under questioning. 1193 01:08:18,395 --> 01:08:21,631 What about our parents? Like, what about my fucking mom? 1194 01:08:21,665 --> 01:08:23,900 You can send them a letter once we've made it to Mexico. 1195 01:08:23,933 --> 01:08:25,835 Mexico? 1196 01:08:25,869 --> 01:08:27,971 You sound like a psycho, Luke. 1197 01:08:28,004 --> 01:08:29,739 Erica, look at me. 1198 01:08:29,773 --> 01:08:33,177 You're getting in this car, and we're going. Now! 1199 01:08:44,788 --> 01:08:47,157 Hey, mama, are you in there? 1200 01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:50,260 I'm sorry about earlier. 1201 01:08:52,729 --> 01:08:53,730 Lady? 1202 01:08:55,265 --> 01:08:57,901 You know what, I'm just gonna come in. I'm sorry, I'm busting. 1203 01:09:06,910 --> 01:09:08,278 Bob, honey... 1204 01:09:11,215 --> 01:09:12,782 Have you seen-- 1205 01:09:12,816 --> 01:09:14,451 Wait, Bob? 1206 01:09:18,855 --> 01:09:20,390 What the fuck, Bob? 1207 01:09:21,658 --> 01:09:22,792 Honey, what... 1208 01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:37,407 Oh, my God! 1209 01:09:44,948 --> 01:09:46,916 So, you say your son was in rehab? 1210 01:09:47,384 --> 01:09:48,752 That's correct. 1211 01:09:48,785 --> 01:09:50,119 Okay, for about how long? 1212 01:09:50,153 --> 01:09:52,155 About a year, give or take. 1213 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:54,524 Okay, now, in the letter he says 1214 01:09:54,558 --> 01:09:57,026 "he kidnapped your daughter and was running away to Mexico." 1215 01:09:57,060 --> 01:10:00,697 Do either or you know anyone in Mexico? 1216 01:10:00,730 --> 01:10:03,333 Uh, well... 1217 01:10:03,367 --> 01:10:05,735 There's a cleaning lady that comes every other week. 1218 01:10:06,270 --> 01:10:07,571 Uh, her name's... 1219 01:10:07,604 --> 01:10:10,440 -I don't think that's what he-- No. -Rita. 1220 01:10:10,474 --> 01:10:13,042 Um, was there anything missing from the house? 1221 01:10:13,076 --> 01:10:15,379 Any jewelry or valuables? 1222 01:10:15,412 --> 01:10:17,180 Her clothes, a lot... 1223 01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:19,449 She took some of here... 1224 01:10:20,417 --> 01:10:23,887 of her cute clothes, and she has a notebook... 1225 01:10:25,389 --> 01:10:26,956 -and her pet rat. -Yeah. 1226 01:10:29,526 --> 01:10:32,296 Just so I'm sure I understand. They came in, 1227 01:10:32,329 --> 01:10:33,963 took the rodent and the notebook, 1228 01:10:33,997 --> 01:10:36,500 trashed the kitchen, and took off. 1229 01:10:36,533 --> 01:10:40,169 Uh, full disclosure on the mess here, 1230 01:10:40,203 --> 01:10:42,372 uh, I smashed up the kitchen. 1231 01:10:42,406 --> 01:10:44,874 I read the note and just started punching stuff. 1232 01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:48,678 Head up, guys. We got a 10-54 down the street. 1233 01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:52,382 What the hell's a 10 1234 01:11:01,391 --> 01:11:02,759 It's okay, it's okay. 1235 01:11:17,441 --> 01:11:18,675 I'm gonna throw up. 1236 01:11:22,178 --> 01:11:24,748 I don't understand how this happened. 1237 01:11:24,781 --> 01:11:26,450 We were just gonna take pictures. 1238 01:11:30,354 --> 01:11:31,721 The whole thing was an accident. 1239 01:11:33,189 --> 01:11:34,524 It wasn't murder. 1240 01:11:38,395 --> 01:11:39,929 Will deserved it. 1241 01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:42,399 Right? 1242 01:11:43,533 --> 01:11:45,168 You tell me that he deserved it. 1243 01:11:45,201 --> 01:11:46,636 Yes! 1244 01:11:46,670 --> 01:11:48,738 Yes. Ab-- Absolutely. 1245 01:11:52,409 --> 01:11:54,344 I mean, I guess so. I... 1246 01:11:55,445 --> 01:11:56,846 What do you mean, "I guess so"? 1247 01:12:08,057 --> 01:12:09,325 Are you okay? 1248 01:12:11,495 --> 01:12:13,397 No. I'm not okay. 1249 01:12:13,430 --> 01:12:16,500 I'm obviously not okay. 1250 01:12:16,533 --> 01:12:21,070 Are you okay? Are you a sociopath? 1251 01:12:21,104 --> 01:12:26,910 You lied to me, and an innocent man is fucking dead 'cause of us! 1252 01:12:26,943 --> 01:12:30,046 Listen, we can't stay here. We got to go. 1253 01:12:30,079 --> 01:12:32,482 Oh, no, no, no. There's no-- There's no... 1254 01:12:33,617 --> 01:12:36,152 There's no "We" in this anymore. 1255 01:12:36,185 --> 01:12:38,822 I'm not going anywhere with you. 1256 01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:41,858 I didn't lie-- I didn't lie. 1257 01:12:41,891 --> 01:12:43,693 Okay, I did. It's-- 1258 01:12:43,727 --> 01:12:46,430 -It's complicated, Erica. 1259 01:12:47,330 --> 01:12:48,932 Did he touch your dick or not? 1260 01:12:48,965 --> 01:12:49,766 He didn't touch me. 1261 01:12:49,799 --> 01:12:51,701 I saw him touching someone else! 1262 01:12:52,335 --> 01:12:54,037 That's the fucking truth. 1263 01:13:01,077 --> 01:13:02,479 There... 1264 01:13:02,512 --> 01:13:05,415 There was this girl at my school... 1265 01:13:08,452 --> 01:13:09,853 She must have been 12... 1266 01:13:10,319 --> 01:13:12,188 maybe 13. 1267 01:13:12,221 --> 01:13:14,591 I was going back to get a textbook, 1268 01:13:15,124 --> 01:13:16,159 and I saw him... 1269 01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:18,762 He had his hand... 1270 01:13:21,330 --> 01:13:23,232 He was-- He was a bad guy, Erica. 1271 01:13:23,266 --> 01:13:24,801 He was a fucking creep. 1272 01:13:28,337 --> 01:13:30,006 I was the only person who knew. 1273 01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:31,741 And... 1274 01:13:32,275 --> 01:13:33,610 she was scared. 1275 01:13:34,310 --> 01:13:35,779 She was really scared. 1276 01:13:36,780 --> 01:13:38,682 She didn't wanna tell anyone. 1277 01:13:40,850 --> 01:13:42,351 I was invisible. 1278 01:13:42,385 --> 01:13:44,020 No one knew me. 1279 01:13:44,053 --> 01:13:46,823 It's not like I had a ton of friends. 1280 01:13:46,856 --> 01:13:49,726 Figured if, even if it didn't happen to me, I could... 1281 01:13:51,728 --> 01:13:54,564 keep it from happening to someone else. I don't know. 1282 01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:59,102 You probably hate me but that's the truth. 1283 01:14:04,207 --> 01:14:05,575 I don't hate you. 1284 01:14:14,417 --> 01:14:16,119 I just puked. 1285 01:14:16,152 --> 01:14:17,453 I don't care. 1286 01:15:26,522 --> 01:15:28,124 Where are we? 1287 01:15:31,127 --> 01:15:32,195 Oh. 1288 01:15:45,474 --> 01:15:47,076 How did you know where he was? 1289 01:15:49,412 --> 01:15:51,314 So, I kinda went through your notebook. 1290 01:15:51,347 --> 01:15:52,849 last night when you were asleep. 1291 01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:55,652 -Oh. -Figured you might wanna 1292 01:15:55,685 --> 01:15:57,754 pick him up on our way to Mexico. 1293 01:15:59,455 --> 01:16:02,058 Okay... How do you expect? We don't have enough money. 1294 01:16:02,091 --> 01:16:03,860 We didn't get the rest of the money. 1295 01:16:10,634 --> 01:16:13,870 Holy shit! Where did you get this, Lukey? 1296 01:16:13,903 --> 01:16:18,942 Sherm was saving up for a new Les Paul or something stupid. 1297 01:16:18,975 --> 01:16:22,746 This is Sherm's? He's gonna fucking kill you. 1298 01:16:22,779 --> 01:16:24,413 Oh, well, you know. 1299 01:16:24,447 --> 01:16:26,983 -Oh, my God. -Live and let die. 1300 01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:32,789 Okay! 1301 01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:38,527 I look like shit. Do I look like shit? 1302 01:16:38,561 --> 01:16:40,096 -No, you look great. 1303 01:16:40,129 --> 01:16:40,997 Uh-huh. 1304 01:16:42,331 --> 01:16:43,366 Thank you. 1305 01:16:44,701 --> 01:16:46,102 You're welcome. 1306 01:16:46,135 --> 01:16:48,104 -Go. -Okay, I am. 1307 01:17:01,484 --> 01:17:02,719 Next. 1308 01:17:04,788 --> 01:17:06,055 -Hello. 1309 01:17:06,089 --> 01:17:08,057 Yes, I'm here to bail out my old man. 1310 01:17:08,091 --> 01:17:10,393 Are you a licensed bail bondsman? 1311 01:17:10,426 --> 01:17:11,627 Shit, no, I'm his daughter. 1312 01:17:11,661 --> 01:17:14,063 -Cash. 1313 01:17:14,097 --> 01:17:16,299 -Do you want me to give you the cash now? 1314 01:17:16,332 --> 01:17:18,234 Hold on to that. Last name? 1315 01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:20,970 Vandross. V-A-N-D-R-O-S-S. 1316 01:17:21,004 --> 01:17:22,371 Vandross, mm-hm. 1317 01:17:25,709 --> 01:17:27,243 Is that Raymond Vandross? 1318 01:17:28,745 --> 01:17:30,980 Well, it says here he was released three days ago. 1319 01:17:36,452 --> 01:17:37,954 Nope. That's not possible. 1320 01:17:37,987 --> 01:17:39,655 Well, it says it right here. 1321 01:17:42,391 --> 01:17:44,593 Did he leave a number? 1322 01:17:44,627 --> 01:17:46,763 Did he say where he was going or... 1323 01:17:46,796 --> 01:17:48,765 Could you tell me who-- Who bailed him out? 1324 01:17:48,798 --> 01:17:51,167 Well, I'm not allowed to release that kind of information. 1325 01:17:54,838 --> 01:17:56,706 Is there anything else I can help you with? 1326 01:17:59,575 --> 01:18:00,777 Next. 1327 01:18:06,549 --> 01:18:08,517 Hey, that was fast. How'd it go? 1328 01:18:08,551 --> 01:18:10,053 Fucking awesome. 1329 01:18:10,854 --> 01:18:12,221 -Yeah. 1330 01:18:15,424 --> 01:18:16,760 It's fucking awesome. 1331 01:18:16,793 --> 01:18:18,327 Well, is he coming? 1332 01:18:18,361 --> 01:18:20,596 Uh, he's gonna come later. He's gonna meet up with us... 1333 01:18:20,629 --> 01:18:21,998 in a bit. 1334 01:18:24,768 --> 01:18:27,003 All right, let's go. 1335 01:18:28,972 --> 01:18:29,906 Okay. 1336 01:18:34,510 --> 01:18:35,779 Are you sure everything's okay? 1337 01:18:35,812 --> 01:18:38,281 -Yes. Everything's great. 1338 01:18:41,751 --> 01:18:42,952 Let's go. 1339 01:18:43,452 --> 01:18:44,854 Why you being weird? 1340 01:18:45,955 --> 01:18:48,224 If anything happened, you can talk to me about it. 1341 01:18:48,257 --> 01:18:50,193 No. I said I'm fine. 1342 01:18:54,163 --> 01:18:55,431 All right. Okay. 1343 01:19:57,827 --> 01:19:59,062 You know what? 1344 01:20:00,396 --> 01:20:01,564 Fuck this shit. 1345 01:20:03,199 --> 01:20:04,300 Fuck Mexico. 1346 01:20:06,435 --> 01:20:07,937 Fuck my dad. 1347 01:20:08,838 --> 01:20:10,139 Let's go home. 1348 01:20:12,075 --> 01:20:14,210 I mean it. I don't wanna run. 1349 01:20:14,243 --> 01:20:17,646 I don't wanna spend the rest of our lives looking over our shoulder 1350 01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:20,316 every five minutes, and living in fear. I wanna go home. 1351 01:20:20,349 --> 01:20:24,988 We can make up some story to explain why we did what we did. 1352 01:20:25,554 --> 01:20:26,990 We can figure that out. 1353 01:20:27,023 --> 01:20:28,524 But, I want us to go home. 1354 01:20:31,627 --> 01:20:33,029 Okay, let's go home. 1355 01:20:58,354 --> 01:21:00,489 Do you think that's for us? Yeah, I think so. 1356 01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:03,459 Okay, can this thing go any faster? 1357 01:21:07,330 --> 01:21:09,732 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1358 01:21:09,765 --> 01:21:11,300 Should I pull over? 1359 01:21:11,334 --> 01:21:13,602 Do you understand if they catch us before we turn ourselves in, 1360 01:21:13,636 --> 01:21:15,571 we are fucked! 1361 01:21:19,408 --> 01:21:21,110 -I don't know. 1362 01:21:21,144 --> 01:21:24,280 I don't know what the fuck to do. Go faster. Just go faster. 1363 01:21:24,313 --> 01:21:26,382 I'm going as fast as this fucking thing can go! 1364 01:21:28,351 --> 01:21:29,418 Fuck! 1365 01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:32,888 Luke, turn here, turn here. 1366 01:21:38,928 --> 01:21:40,329 I think we lost him. 1367 01:21:40,964 --> 01:21:43,399 -Okay. 1368 01:21:47,836 --> 01:21:50,006 Erica, I need to tell you something. 1369 01:21:50,039 --> 01:21:51,807 Okay, well, now's not really the fucking time. 1370 01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:54,643 I know, I know. But I don't know when's the next chance I'm gonna get 1371 01:21:54,677 --> 01:21:55,979 -to tell you this. -No, Luke. 1372 01:21:56,012 --> 01:21:58,247 I think you're funny and you're cool. 1373 01:21:58,281 --> 01:22:00,283 -All right, Luke... -And delicate, 1374 01:22:00,316 --> 01:22:02,885 When I'm with you, I just don't wanna be anywhere else. 1375 01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:04,954 What 1376 01:22:04,988 --> 01:22:07,556 I'm not good at things like this, but... 1377 01:22:08,891 --> 01:22:10,126 I think I love you. 1378 01:22:13,596 --> 01:22:14,663 I love you. 1379 01:22:17,133 --> 01:22:20,036 -No! 1380 01:22:20,069 --> 01:22:21,570 I seriously fucking love you. 1381 01:22:26,442 --> 01:22:27,443 Fuck it! 1382 01:22:57,173 --> 01:22:58,674 Can I tell you something? 1383 01:22:59,542 --> 01:23:00,643 Sure. 1384 01:23:02,478 --> 01:23:06,249 Okay. I've never actually done that before. 1385 01:23:06,282 --> 01:23:08,551 Really? Yeah, really. 1386 01:23:09,785 --> 01:23:10,919 That was weird. 1387 01:23:10,953 --> 01:23:12,988 -No. -No, in... 1388 01:23:13,022 --> 01:23:15,124 -No. -In a good way. 1389 01:23:15,158 --> 01:23:19,395 Yeah, that was... Wow. 1390 01:23:19,428 --> 01:23:21,564 I can't believe we just had sex. 1391 01:23:51,827 --> 01:23:54,497 -Are you sure you don't want us to go in with you? No, I'm okay. 1392 01:23:56,132 --> 01:23:57,333 I love you. 1393 01:23:59,168 --> 01:24:01,237 -Thanks, Sherm. -Bye. 1394 01:24:23,926 --> 01:24:25,594 -Hi! -Hi! 1395 01:24:25,628 --> 01:24:27,130 Hey! 1396 01:24:27,163 --> 01:24:29,865 -I'm fine. 1397 01:24:29,898 --> 01:24:31,667 -It's not that bad. 1398 01:24:31,700 --> 01:24:33,702 -No. Yeah. 1399 01:24:33,736 --> 01:24:36,705 To tell you the truth, I just play video games and watch TV all day. 1400 01:24:37,806 --> 01:24:39,942 Sounds good to me. 1401 01:24:39,975 --> 01:24:42,778 And it's all from like, ten years ago, so it kinda sucks, but... 1402 01:24:42,811 --> 01:24:43,979 Mario Kart, though, right? 1403 01:24:44,012 --> 01:24:46,515 -Nope. Smash Bros? 1404 01:24:47,049 --> 01:24:48,984 -Mm-mm. -Damn. 1405 01:24:49,017 --> 01:24:50,519 So, how's the Sherm? 1406 01:24:50,553 --> 01:24:54,457 The Sherm? He's still-- pretty pissed, I'm not gonna lie. 1407 01:24:54,490 --> 01:24:57,460 He's also a little weirded out by the whole "Us having sex" thing, 1408 01:24:57,493 --> 01:24:59,928 but you know, he'll get over it. 1409 01:24:59,962 --> 01:25:01,497 -I think. 1410 01:25:04,467 --> 01:25:08,437 You know, my lawyer says that I have a really good case. 1411 01:25:08,471 --> 01:25:10,573 After all those girls came forward about Will. 1412 01:25:11,574 --> 01:25:13,309 -Crazy. -Yeah. 1413 01:25:14,610 --> 01:25:15,711 You're a hero. 1414 01:25:16,612 --> 01:25:17,613 Now you're my hero. 1415 01:25:19,748 --> 01:25:21,784 I never got to say thank you. 1416 01:25:21,817 --> 01:25:23,719 Thank you. 1417 01:25:23,752 --> 01:25:25,221 For saving my ass. 1418 01:25:26,655 --> 01:25:28,791 I basically owe my whole life to you. 1419 01:25:30,526 --> 01:25:32,027 I'm serious. 1420 01:25:32,060 --> 01:25:33,362 Don't mention it. 1421 01:25:35,898 --> 01:25:37,333 How are you? What's going on? 1422 01:25:37,366 --> 01:25:40,936 I'm good. I'm so-- I'm glad to see you... 1423 01:25:40,969 --> 01:25:42,538 and I... 1424 01:25:42,571 --> 01:25:45,741 Cut a deal with the DA in exchange for my home movie collection. 1425 01:25:46,008 --> 01:25:47,510 So... 1426 01:25:47,543 --> 01:25:49,512 I'm about to start my nine months house arrest. 1427 01:25:49,545 --> 01:25:51,747 I have a few years' probation. 1428 01:25:51,780 --> 01:25:54,917 And they're still, like, figuring out logistics, 1429 01:25:54,950 --> 01:25:56,652 but, um... 1430 01:25:58,020 --> 01:25:59,788 I got this sick new ankle bracelet. 1431 01:26:00,856 --> 01:26:02,825 I'm gonna bedazzle the fuck out of that shit! 1432 01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:06,862 -Mm-hm. 1433 01:26:06,895 --> 01:26:08,264 You look really hot. 1434 01:26:09,164 --> 01:26:10,499 I lost ten pounds. 1435 01:26:10,533 --> 01:26:13,101 Fucking shit! Ten pounds in a month? 1436 01:26:13,135 --> 01:26:14,803 Food here isn't terrific. 1437 01:26:14,837 --> 01:26:16,171 Two minutes. 1438 01:26:20,276 --> 01:26:21,944 Oh, my God, okay. 1439 01:26:21,977 --> 01:26:24,480 I have a surprise. You ready yet? 1440 01:26:24,513 --> 01:26:26,682 -All right. -Wait, let me find it. 1441 01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:32,688 It's you! 1442 01:26:34,390 --> 01:26:36,759 Wow. 1443 01:26:37,426 --> 01:26:39,094 Are you sure it's mine? 1444 01:26:39,127 --> 01:26:41,264 Of course, it's yours. 1445 01:26:41,297 --> 01:26:43,499 I'm a one-dick gal these days. 1446 01:27:00,015 --> 01:27:05,220 * This is the sound Of your heart The sound of your heart * 1447 01:27:05,254 --> 01:27:07,790 * It sounds lonely 1448 01:27:09,625 --> 01:27:14,797 * I think we're drifting apart We're drifting apart * 1449 01:27:14,830 --> 01:27:16,832 * Ever so slowly 1450 01:27:19,268 --> 01:27:22,571 * Fade away 1451 01:27:22,605 --> 01:27:25,774 * Fade away, my love 1452 01:27:28,777 --> 01:27:32,214 * Fade away 1453 01:27:32,247 --> 01:27:37,252 * Till you're out of sight 1454 01:27:37,286 --> 01:27:39,422 * Out of sight 1455 01:27:39,455 --> 01:27:43,526 * The sound of my heart The sound of my heart * 1456 01:27:43,559 --> 01:27:45,994 * The sounds of me 1457 01:27:48,397 --> 01:27:50,666 * It feels like I'm falling apart * 1458 01:27:50,699 --> 01:27:55,838 * I'm falling apart Ever so slowly * 1459 01:27:55,871 --> 01:28:00,609 * I've got to Fade away * 1460 01:28:01,310 --> 01:28:05,614 * Fade away, my love 1461 01:28:05,648 --> 01:28:10,653 * I've got to Fade away * 1462 01:28:10,686 --> 01:28:16,091 * Till I'm out of sight 1463 01:28:16,124 --> 01:28:17,993 * Out of sight 1464 01:28:24,099 --> 01:28:28,537 * This is the kind of love That never goes out of style * 1465 01:28:31,139 --> 01:28:35,578 * 'Cause baby I know That you'll always Be waiting * 1466 01:28:35,611 --> 01:28:39,648 * And I'll always Want to come back * 1467 01:29:24,026 --> 01:29:31,033 * This is the kind of love That never goes out of style * 1468 01:29:31,066 --> 01:29:35,571 * 'Cause baby I know That I'll always Be waiting * 1469 01:29:35,604 --> 01:29:41,109 * And you'll always Want to come back * 1470 01:29:42,110 --> 01:29:46,048 * Oh, let us fade away 1471 01:29:46,715 --> 01:29:50,619 * Fade away, my love 1472 01:29:50,653 --> 01:29:56,459 * We've got to Fade away * 1473 01:29:56,492 --> 01:30:01,597 * Till we're out of sight 1474 01:30:01,630 --> 01:30:03,866 * Out of sight